AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2024-11-05T13Z
HOLE: bongland
TITLE: The Virgin :marseyjewish: Bong voter vs the Chad :marseyhitler2: Bong voter
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Haberdasher +2h +1 / -0
I love the Labour flag...ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2024-05-27T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The first thing a man notices about a woman is her body. The second is her shoes :marseyhesright:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Link to thread]({REDDIT: r/mildlyinteresting the_shoe_on_the_left_has_a_secret_compartment_for})
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +13m +6 / -0
There's a reason why heeled boots were invented

peepeehands +2m +4 / -0
:#wishthatwereme:

  Katedra +3m +5 / -0
  :marseymanlet:ed. Manletmaxxers rise uped.

    peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
    i'm 5'11
    :#marseysob:ed. manletmaxxers rise up :marseyitsover:

      Katedra +1m +5 / -0
      :marseyxd:
      :marseymanlet:opped

      JohnDevereaux +35m +2 / -0
      :marseymanlet: {IMG}eded

        peepeehands +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseycry: :#marseysulk: :#marseycrying:

      drumpf +28m +2 / -0
      :#marseymanlet:

  Tomfoolery +3h +2 / -0
  This is why I will never be happy.ed

KoreanDandyKing +1h +3 / -0
{GIF}

  Katedra +2h +2 / -0
  :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marse

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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2024-03-23T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: (Bongland) The Guardian is going to sue everyone who doesn't pay for their shit
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/media/2024/mar/23/theguardian-aims-to-sue-non-paying-users-after-daily-mail
VOTES: +135 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The newspaper said it had been left with no choice but to take legal action against those who refused to pay for access to its content and were using tools to circumvent its paywall.
> “We have been forced to take this step after it became clear that, despite our best efforts to offer you a fair and competitive pricing structure, some users were continuing to access the site without paying,” a spokesperson for the newspaper said.
The Guardian has a paywall. This is an unprecedented development. :marseypikachu2:
> The newspaper said it had been left with no choice but to take legal action against those who refused to pay for access to its content and were using tools to circumvent its paywall.
:marseyshook: I never thought I'd see the day where bongland's favourite newspaper would sue people for pirating their shit.
> “We have been forced to take this step after it became clear that, despite our best efforts to offer you a fair and competitive pricing structure, some users were continuing to access the site without paying,” a spokesperson for the newspaper said.
How could this happen? Who could have seen this coming? :marseyclueless:
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COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +4m +115 / -0
Didn't the Guardian spend 20 years trying to get the Daily Mail kicked off Google?

  Katedra +3m +103 / -0
  {IMG}
  :marseyagree:

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +4m +63 / -0
  No refunds.

  w1n5t0n +4h +17 / -0
  They sued google for that.

  BigBlackCockatiel +4h +14 / -0
  Yeah and they did it for free

  Drunkdriver +7h +14 / -0
  There was a big article about how google was suppressing conservative voices and how it should be

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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2024-11-20T11Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseydrunk: The Englishman's best friend :marseypuke: :marseyretard2:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!britbongs What's your excuse? :marseysmug2:
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +20m +15 / -0
{IMG}
I always think this is a good line but I don't know why. It's not very funny or memorable and it doesn't mean anything. I think it's probably just because it's a character saying something that fits the character.

  Katedra +3m +13 / -0
  {IMG} {IMG}
  Have you considered that you're a faggot?

    Cao_Cao +11m +11 / -0
    {IMG}
    I don't know what that means but I think I'm a homo because I watch this.
    {YOUTUBE}

      Katedra +1m +10 / -0
      > I don't know what that means
      You are a faggot, and you will never be a real Englishman. You have no culture, you have no history, you have no identity. You are a homosexual twisted by cheap beer and football into a crude mockery of God’s perfection.
      All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
      Real Englishmen are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Englishmen to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even faggots who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an Englishman. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk woman home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your diseased, infected wound.
      You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
      Eventually it’ll be too much to bear -

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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2024-12-17T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Does anyone know how to get a refund from the goomble feature?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm getting a refund, right? :marseyclueless: !goomblers
COMMENTS:
Aevann +3h +4 / -0
u can if ur the one who started the goomble
but you can also just make another goomble and include "refund" in the title

  Katedra +1m +4 / -0
  I'm still not getting a refund :marseyraging:

    Aevann +1m +2 / -0
    oh i thought u meant the goomble u started :marseybrainlet:

      Katedra +1m +2 / -0
      :marseydeadinside2: I know, I'm trying to do the same thing :marseydeadinside2:

        Aevann +1m +3 / -0
        i thought u started it :marseybrainlet:

          Katedra +1m +3 / -0
          :marseydeadinside3:

          Katedra +1m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            Aevann +1m +2 / -0
            can u link me the goomble

              Katedra +2m +2 / -0
              {IMG}
              I tried to do that, but I'm still not getting a refund :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry:

                Aevann +4m +2 / -0
                whats ur username

                  Katedra +15m +2 / -0
                  @Katedra :marseyangel: I'm so sorry if I'm being a pain but I can't really say this in public :marseysad:

                    Aevann +1m +2 / -0
                    dm me

                      Katedra +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}
                      I have been dm'ing you for like 10 minutes. It's not going through for some reason :marseysad:

                        Aevann +1

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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2025-02-08T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :redlight: :redlight: DALLE 3 HAS LEARNED TO SAY NIGGER :redlight: :redlight:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +56 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Y +3m +35 / -0
*"i dont understand how people can be racist but cant draw a single picture that isnt offensive to them at all."*
:marseyhesfluffyyouknow:

  Katedra +2m +16 / -0
  :#marseyhesfluffyyouknowtalking:

  whyareyou +3h +3 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

Aevann +1h +14 / -0
he should say `--no safety` when he asks dall-e to generate stuff
`--no safety` is the default if u dont specify anything, but people still like to do it

  Katedra +5m +8 / -0
  He's too busy having a good time to worry about it :marseyembrace:

  whyareyou +2h +3 / -0
  I hate how much it makes you type though

CEO_of_misogyny +15m +13 / -0
> I'm not racist
> *tells AI to generate racist imagery*
:#marseythinkorino:

  Katedra +5m +14 / -0
  I'm not racist, I just like to look at the funny pictures the AI makes :marseyexcited:

    Haberdasher +1h +4 / -0
    I like the funny pictures it makes, but I'm also racist.

      Katedra +3m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

    whyareyou +3h +3 / -0
    I am racist and I don't like the funny pictures the AI makes :marseygiveup:

      Katedra +3m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        whyareyou +4m +2 / -0
        I'm racist in a slightly different way, and I don't like the funny pictures the AI makes :marseygiveup:

          Katedra +

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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2024-09-28T21Z
HOLE: bongland
TITLE: :marseynorf: Fat :marseychonkerfoid: Britoness :marseybraveheart: is told she doesn't :marseycope: have a 'tranny' :marseytrans2: voice :marseysmug3:
URL: {REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom fat_britoness_is_told_she_doesnt_have_a_tranny}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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> :soyjakhipster: The voice is not the only thing that needs to be checked. The body is the next thing that needs to be checked
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> :marseyobesescale: I’ve been called fatphobic for saying that being fat isn’t a protected characteristic. If it was, then I would have been sacked by now. But I’m not. So, if it isn’t, then why do people who are fat think they are entitled to special treatment? If you are a fat, you are a fat. Just like any other human being.
> :soyjakwow: Omg. I’m so glad someone said it. I’m glad you are still working. Fatphobia is real. Fat people are under attack on every side.
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> :soyjakfat: I think this is ridiculous. Weight is a protected characteristic and I think it should be taken into consideration. I'm a 6'2 male and I'm 17.5 BMI. I'm also a huge guy and I'm still told I have a girly voice. I think this is ridiculous and I think that it's unfair to people who are overweight or obese.
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> :soyjakanimeglasses: I'm sorry, I'm a very large woman and I'm constantly told I have a "girly" voice. I'm also told I'm "not fat enough" to be a woman. It's very frustrating.
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> :marseybrainlet: A person's body is not a protected characteristic. It's not illegal to discriminate against people based on their weight. But it is illegal to discriminate against people based on their gender, religion, race, or sexuality. So, if you're going to discriminate against someone, you should at least

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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2024-06-23T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Woman :marseyfoidretard: reveals the real reason for the Gaza War :marseysaluteisrael: :marseywomanmoment2:
URL: {TWEET: Israel}
VOTES: +147 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
I can't make this up, I'm sorry I'm not. :marseyitsover:
What does she mean by 'going out in a blaze of glory'? :marseyconfused:
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> She's like the female version of me
{IMG}
{TWEET: MenAreWorst}
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:marseyxd:
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:#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd:
{IMG}
Oh my :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment2:
COMMENTS:
GOCK4LYF_HIGHtil_iDie +1h +103 / -1
{TWEET: jessicapb101}
!chuds

  jesus +2h +61 / -1
  :#marseymerchantfoid:

    GOCK4LYF_HIGHtil_iDie +4m +18 / -1
    Literally me.

    Awoo +1h +16 / -1
    You don't need to post this same gif over and over again. It's a good one though.

      jesus +14m +20 / -1
      {IMG}

        Awoo +1m +15 / -1
        :marseyxd:

      KONY_2032 +57m +12 / -1
      it's a good one :marseyagreesuperspeed:
      :marseymerchantfoid: :marseymerchantfoid: :marseymerchantfoid: :marseymerchantfoid: :marseymerchantfoid: :marseymerchantfoid: :marseymerchantfoid: :marseymerchantfoid:

  ACA +2h +27 / -1

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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2024-08-24T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit soyteen :soyjak: gets arrested for fedposting :marseyfedposthmmm: about murdering his teacher. :marseycoomer3: Reddit copes :soysnooseethe: by saying that he's actually a heckin' valid trans :marseytrain2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/ukpolitics teen_arrested_for_threatening_to_kill_a_teacher}
VOTES: +114 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} :#marseysoypoint:
> I'm no lawyer but I can't see how you'd be arrested for fedposting on a social media site. [**-9**]({REDDIT: r/ukpolitics teen_arrested_for_threatening_to_kill_a_teacher})
>> You can be arrested for fedposting in the UK, but not for posting on a social media site. [**-18**]({REDDIT: r/ukpolitics teen_arrested_for_threatening_to_kill_a_teacher})
>>> He was arrested for posting a fedpost on a social media site. [**+13**]({REDDIT: r/ukpolitics teen_arrested_for_threatening_to_kill_a_teacher})
{IMG} :#marseybrainletclapping:
> I thought the police were only allowed to arrest you if you were about to commit a crime? [**-27**]({REDDIT: r/ukpolitics teen_arrested_for_threatening_to_kill_a_teacher})
>> The police can arrest you if they have reasonable cause to believe you've committed a crime. [**-18**]({REDDIT: r/ukpolitics teen_arrested_for_threatening_to_kill_a_teacher})
:#marseyglow: :#marseyshooting:
> Can someone tell me how this is fedposting? [**+11**]({REDDIT: r/ukpolitics teen_arrested_for_threatening_to_kill_a_teacher})
>> Fedposting is when you threaten to kill a federal employee, such as a teacher or a politician. [**-8**]({REDDIT: r/ukpolitics teen_arrested_for_threatening_to_kill_a_teacher

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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2024-11-04T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The assassination attempt on Trump was a false flag :marseyshutitdown:
URL: {TWEET: CaitlinCandee}
VOTES: +35 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
BWC +2h +20 / -1
{IMG} !chuds !schizos

  BWC +2m +10 / -1
  !metashit I have already been banned from the CIA !JIDF :marseyitsover:

    BrasilIguana +4m +6 / -1
    >Joined 2021
    >Never been in a ping group
    >Never commented in a thread
    >Spends all day posting in the sidebar
    >Has no bio
    >Banned from CIA ping group
    :#marseyxdorbit:

      BWC +6m +4 / -1
      >Joined 2021
      >Never been in a ping group
      >Never commented in a thread
      >Spends all day posting in the sidebar
      >Has no bio
      >Banned from CIA ping group
      :#marseyagreefast:

  BWC +2m +8 / -1
  {IMG} !schizos !jews

  Katedra +3m +7 / -1
  {IMG}

  LizWarren2028 +10m +6 / -1
  I'm the cia

    BWC +1m +5 / -1
    :#marseyxdorbit: !metashit

  box +3m +4 / -1
  :marseywave2:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +3 / -1
  :#marseyxd:

  X +2m +3 / -1
  i see you

  ACA +2m +3 / -1
  :#marseyschizowave:

  ACA +2m +3 / -1
  :#marseyschizowave:

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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2025-01-17T18Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseyblack: BIPOC :marseyblack: VICTIM OF RACISM :marseyblack:
URL: {TWEET: Angelica274469}
VOTES: +45 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Goomble +4m +35 / -1
I hope he goes to jail for the charges he was arrested for

  CEO_of_misogyny +45m +22 / -1
  :#marseyinshallah:

  coned +4h +12 / -1
  this is the best way for him to get justice. he's going to have to beat someone to death in jail for it to count as justice. :hmph:

    whyareyou +3h +3 / -1
    :marseyhesright:

  Dramamine +2h +8 / -1
  :#marseyinshallah:

  Quickbeam +3h +5 / -1
  I hope he gets the death penalty.

Katedra +2m +32 / -1
{IMG}
:#marseyserioushatfact:

  coned +4h +4 / -1
  not his fault he's black

TheOverSeether +17m +25 / -1
>be me
>get in car
>go to the store
>come back
>get out of car
>get hit by car
>get arrested
>life ruined
:#marseythinkorino:

  coned +4h +5 / -1
  it's not his fault though! he's black!

  whyareyou +7h +2 / -1
  :marseyme:

asshole +4m +24 / -1
:#marseyfacepalm:
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!slots1000

  Katedra +52s +25 / -1
  :marseyblm:

    asshole +3m +13 / -1
    {IMG}
    !slots1000

      Katedra +59s +14 / -1
      :marseysmughips:

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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2025-05-10T21Z
HOLE: bongland
TITLE: British people are the most oppressed minority on earth :marseybong: :marseybritbongitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +69 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
CEO_of_misogyny +1h +24 / -0
:#marseytabletired2:
It's the same thing everywhere. They are trying to destroy you. Destroy your culture, your traditions, your language, your values, your religion, everything. We are all being genocided. :marseydoomer:

  forget +1h +14 / -0
  If you're a mayo in a third world country you are living better than 90% of the world. You can leave at any time and the country you go to will be much better than the one you're in. The only reason you aren't is because you're too fucking pathetic to do anything

    CEO_of_misogyny +1h +8 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:
    You don't have to move, but you should at least show resistance, especially by not breeding. And if you do breed, you need to raise your kids to resist, not be part of the problem.

      forget +1h +6 / -0
      I don't want to have kids because i'm a loser

        PegMeMommy +1h +5 / -0
        I'll raise your children for you. :marseyflirt:

          forget +15m +5 / -0
          :marseyflirt:

    KawaiiFembee +39m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

  KawaiiFembee +1h +7 / -0
  {IMG}

  Katedra +23m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    CEO_of_misogyny +1m +10 / -0
    I wish we had the resources and funding of a nation state, instead of being a persecuted minority, that would be nice.

      Katedra +1m +9 / -0
      {IMG}
      we do :marseysmug2:

  haggis +1h +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2024-09-08T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: He said, 'I want to fight you. I want to kill you.' :marseyxd:
URL: {TWEET: Telegraph}
VOTES: +120 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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# I want to fight you. I want to kill you.
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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2024-09-20T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 'Jews are the white people of the world' says comedian
URL: {REDDIT: r/Jewish jews_are_the_white_people_of_the_world_says}
VOTES: +45 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
> That's not what she said, and you know it
{IMG}
> She said Jews are white people of the world, not the white people of Jews
{IMG}
> I've always thought she was a terrible comedian. I'm going to be honest, I don't know her at all, but I always thought she was a terrible comedian. I don't know why she is so popular. I don't know why she is so popular. I don't know why she is so popular.
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> I don't know who this person is, but I don't know why she is so popular. I don't know why she is so popular. I don't know why she is so popular. I don't know why she is so popular.
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> I don't know who this person is, but I don't know why she is so popular. I don't know why she is so popular. I don't know why she is so popular. I don't know why she is so popular.
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> I don't know who this person is, but I don't know why she is so popular. I don't know why she is so popular. I don't know why she is so popular. I don't know why she is so popular.
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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2024-06-28T13Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseysoypoint: He's just like me :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint:
URL: {TWEET: BasedTorba}
VOTES: +50 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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> [I will not be a “faggot”]({TWEET: xddsydnv})
>> [I will be a faggot]({TWEET: 100000000000001})
this is the most retarded, unfunny shit I've seen in a while. how do these people have any kind of social interaction outside of twitter?
> [I can't relate]({TWEET: black_dog_24})
>> [Me neither. I'm a loser.]({TWEET: BasedTorba})
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> [I was a loser and then I got better]({TWEET: I_am_latinx})
>> [I don't think there's a thing more cucked than being a loser]({TWEET: WishingWell1813})
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> [I was a loser and then I got worse]({TWEET: klimzye})
>> [I was a loser and then I got worse]({TWEET: mckinley287})
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> [I'm a loser because I was bullied]({TWEET: garry49184})
>> [I'm a loser because I was bullied]({TWEET: xddsydnv})
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> [I'm a loser because I was bullied]({TWEET: black_dog_24})
>> [I'm a loser because I was bullied]({TWEET: BasedTorba})
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> [I'm a loser because I was bullied]({TWEET: I_am_latinx})
>> [I'm a loser because I was bullied]({TWEET: WishingWell1813})
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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2025-03-19T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Fat bastard in a wheelchair breaks into a lady's house, demands money, then flees without it. :marseyretard2:
URL: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c553802157xo
VOTES: +165 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> A man who broke into a woman's home in Coventry, demanding money, has been jailed for 22 years.
> The 35-year-old had a history of violent crime and had been released from prison on licence less than 10 days before the offence.
> He was paralysed from the waist down after being attacked in a robbery in 2014.
> He targeted the victim in her home after seeing her in a local supermarket.
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> He then demanded money from the woman before being seen to leave.
> The woman, who was in bed at the time, managed to escape the house before the robber left, and was later seen by police.
> The man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was sentenced at Coventry Crown Court.
> He was jailed for a total of 22 years, with a minimum of 10 years before he can be considered for release.
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> He had been released from prison in December 2023 after being convicted of a string of violent offences.
> Before the attack in Coventry, he had been convicted of grievous bodily harm with intent in 2015, robbery in 2016, and possession of a bladed article in 2018.
> In April 2023, he was jailed for three years for assaulting a police officer and attempted possession of a bladed article.
> He had been in prison for 18 months when he was released on licence.
> The judge said: "The offending in this case is particularly serious for a number of reasons.
> "Firstly, there was a breach of the parole conditions of the defendant's licence.
> "Secondly, there was a breach of a condition of his licence which prohibited him from committing or being party to committing an offence.
> "And thirdly, the offence was particularly serious because of the fact that the defendant had been released

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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2025-04-11T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhitler2: :marseyauthright: :marseyauthright: :marseyauthright: :marseyauthright:
URL: {TWEET: jakobtrolldoxxx}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +4m +4 / -0
I thought it was a joke but the tweet is from jakobtrolldoxxx who is an unironic rightoid :marseyemojilaugh:

  Katedra +1m +3 / -0
  He's just a bit of a psycho. A good dude, but a psycho. Like if you were to meet the guy who wrote this tweet you'd probably be like "oh, he's a bit of a psycho": I think he's a great guy :marseyembrace:2: I think he's a great guy :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace:

  goderator200 +10m +2 / -0
  i mean, if you're not a rightoid, why are u on twitter?

Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyhesright:: I think he's a great guy :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace:2: I think he's a great guy :marseyembrace:3: I think he's a great guy :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace:4: I think he's a great guy :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marsey

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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2025-04-21T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseynorf: :marseydrum: :marseydrum: :marseydrum: :marseydrum:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +38 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MoidAppreciator +5m +6 / -0
you are not a real man unless you have been called a cunt

  cyberdick +1h +4 / -0
  > you are not a real man unless you have been called a cunt
  :marseyagreefast: I am a real man

  Katedra +2h +2 / -0
  I’ve been called a cunt by a Bong, an Irishman and a Welshman. I feel very proud of this.

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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2024-06-06T13Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseyflagfinland: Finnish Woman gets gang-raped by a pack of refugees :marseyisis: :marseyniqab: , comments section is a warzone
URL: https://www.facebook.com/groups/391606836685557/permalink/1184634754281016
VOTES: +174 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2024-12-29T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybritish: BTFO :marseytunaktunak:
URL: {TWEET: Eazzyb}
VOTES: +138 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/northern-ireland-visa-rejection-influencers-uk-tourism-campaign-2581348-2024-12-29
> In an attempt to lure Indian tourists, the UK government, in collaboration with travel influencers, launched a social media campaign promoting Northern Ireland. However, the campaign has faced criticism from Indian influencers after they were denied visas to visit the region. As a result, the influencers have called on their followers to boycott tourism to the UK, highlighting the irony of the government’s efforts to attract Indian tourists while simultaneously rejecting their visas.
:#marseytunaktunak: :#marseyflagukgenocide:
---
> [You have to be a bong to get a visa to visit a bong land]({TWEET: theturbogoblin})
>> [Lmao, can you imagine being an American and trying to visit the UK and getting rejected? "Oi mate, yu dont have tha right papers to enter tha country" 🤣🤣]({TWEET: BLMKenny})
>>> [No, because we don’t have a border and anyone can walk in from any country and live here]({TWEET: theturbogoblin})
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> [You have to be a bong to get a visa to visit a bong land]({TWEET: theturbogoblin})
>> [Lmao, can you imagine being an American and trying to visit the UK and getting rejected? "Oi mate, yu dont have tha right papers to enter tha country" 🤣🤣]({TWEET: BLMKenny})
>>> [No, because we don’t have a border and anyone can walk in from any country and live here]({TWEET: theturbogoblin})
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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2025-02-27T15Z
HOLE: bongland
TITLE: :marseyakshually: ‘You can’t arrest people for being mean on the internet’ says :marseysoylentgrin: :marseyjudge: :marseyjudge: :marseyjudge:
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14453805/hate-speech-offences-legal-uk-courts.html
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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> 'You can't arrest people for being mean on the internet' said the judge
:#marseysoylentgrin: :#marseysoylentgrin: :#marseysoylentgrin:
> The judge also ruled that the man's online comments did not amount to a hate speech offence under the Public Order Act, after a 14-day trial.
> Judge Pinner also ruled that the man's online comments did not amount to a hate speech offence under the Public Order Act
:#marseysoylentgrin: :#marseysoylentgrin: :#marseysoylentgrin:
> 'I'm not going to arrest people for being mean on the internet'
:#marseysoylentgrin: :#marseysoylentgrin: :#marseysoylentgrin:
> 'It is not a criminal offence to have views about a person's ethnicity and religion'
:#marseysoylentgrin: :#marseysoylentgrin: :#marseysoylentgrin:
> 'It is not a criminal offence to have views about a person's ethnicity and religion'
:#marseysoylentgrin: :#marseysoylentgrin: :#marseysoylentgrin:
> 'It is not a criminal offence to have views about a person's ethnicity and religion'
:#marseysoylentgrin: :#marseysoylentgrin: :#marseysoylentgrin:
> 'It is not a criminal offence to have views about a person's ethnicity and religion'
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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2024-12-19T18Z
HOLE: sandshit
TITLE: An open letter to the :marseyflagpakistan: government :marseyflagpakistan: :marseyflagpakistan: :marseyflagpakistan:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not going to do anything about it but I'm going to pretend I will :marseyindignant:
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COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +8m +4 / -0
I know it's a Paki but I just want to say this is a good-looking guy.
I'd let him have a go if he was in the mood.

  Katedra +1m +5 / -0
  >I'd let him have a go if he was in the mood
  :#marseybruh2:

    Cao_Cao +1h +3 / -0
    I said if.

  haggis +52m +2 / -0
  I'd let him have a go if he wasn't in the mood.

  JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0 [C]
  lol @ the niggas who don't want to fuck a sub-8
  jewish lives matter

    Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
    You're right. I need to have a go with this guy.

    Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
    Also: I'm not fucking a sub-8. I'm fucking a guy who looks like a sub-8. We are not the same thing. I'm not fucking a sub-8. We are not the same thing.

Avalon +1h +3 / -0
> Paki
> Non-Ally of Israel
What do you think you've just written?

  Katedra +41m +3 / -0
  You've got a point. I've corrected the error.

    Avalon +10m +2 / -0
    Thanks for the coin kind stranger.

      Katedra +2m +2 / -0
      :marseywholesome: :marseyembrace:

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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2024-06-02T19Z
HOLE: bongland
TITLE: TOTAL :marseybongcop: VICTORY
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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Police have apprehended a suspect in the brutal stabbing of a young girl in Lewisham, South London, earlier today. The suspect, a white male aged 38, was arrested at the scene on suspicion of attempted murder and causing grievous bodily harm.
COMMENTS:
FormerLurKONG +1m +10 / -0
:#marseyemojirofl:

drumpf +7m +5 / -0
But why?

  whyareyou +3h +2 / -0
  the white male menace knows no bounds

forgor +46m +4 / -0
He's a nonce

  Katedra +1h +4 / -0
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  we don't say that sort of thing here

    forgor +15m +2 / -0
    I'm saying it anyway

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +3 / -0
:#marseyfacepalm:

JohnDevereaux +5h +2 / -0
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GlowieKong +19h +2 / -0
>38
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  Katedra +1m +2 / -0
  I'm so sorry, I'll do better next time. :marseygiveup:

    GlowieKong +1m +2 / -0
    It's ok, I believe in you. :#marseythumbsup: :#marseyblowkiss: :#marseybow:

      Katedra +3m +2 / -0
      :#marseyembrace:

Picos_ice_cream +5h +1 / -0
This is why I hate the police.

  Katedra +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyconfused: are you saying the police are bad or good? I'm struggling to parse this comment

    Picos_ice_cream +28m +1 / -0
    I hate the police because

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AUTHOR: Katedra
DATE: 2024-11-29T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/ukpolitics :soysnooseethe: when the most popular politician in the country :marseyrowling: refuses to suck the girlcock :marseyliathomas:
URL: {REDDIT: r/ukpolitics jk_rowling_says_trans_activists_are_using}
VOTES: +160 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2023-07-02T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [IRL] :marseyautism: father writes 100 pages of notes about his son's behaviour
URL: {REDDIT: r/mildlyinteresting my_father_has_been_documenting_my_behavior_since_i}
VOTES: +70 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
plsnodoxerino +7m +59 / -0
> I don’t know why he’s doing it, but it’s kinda cute that he cares enough to keep tabs on me.
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  ChristmasKingofZembla +27m +47 / -0
  {GIF}

    Dude +5m +24 / -0
    Me when I go to my dad’s house

      jesus +1h +11 / -0
      >me when I go to my dad's house
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  MarseylnBoots +39m +15 / -0
  I think it's a good thing, at least he's not doxxing your Reddit account

  KawaiiFembee +1h +12 / -0
  It's the same as when your parents are still making you a Christmas card

  bibbobnotabot +2h +4 / -0
  > I don’t know why he’s doing it, but it’s kinda cute that he cares enough to keep tabs on me.
  :marseydarkxd:

  ThousandBestLives +2h +4 / -0
  :#marseytoasterbath:

YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1h +30 / -0
[Autists can't help but be autistic.]({TWEET: AutisticDad})
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  fine_wesome +12m +23 / -0
  >2014
  >I know what a k-drama is
  :#marseyitsover:

    Redactor1 +3h +5 / -0
    I wish they'd stop saying that, I really don't need to see another

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2025-04-24T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymeds: Women's Health
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +51 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!foidmoment
COMMENTS:
Bardpinged +1h +24 / -0
It's the cost of having a dickless hole

  KawaiiFembee +3m +10 / -0
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  |V|askerade +1h +8 / -0
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  Miffin +1h +5 / -0
  I think the real cost of being a woman is the high likelihood of becoming a serial killer. The majority of serial killers are women

    Bardpinged +1m +4 / -0
    So do I, I've never seen a woman that wasn't a serial killer

      Miffin +1m +5 / -0
      That's why you always make sure to have a camera on your phone

        Bardpinged +2m +4 / -0
        :#marseycoomer2:

  Salamander +3h +4 / -0
  I think a lot of it is just that women are way more neurotic

Jewdanksdad +3m +19 / -0
This is just a guy's fetish

  KawaiiFembee +1m +22 / -0
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    Jewdanksdad +13m +9 / -0
    That makes no sense, but i agree

      KawaiiFembee +4m +16 / -0
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        UraniumDonGER +37m +13 / -0
        :#marseyloopy:
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  2 +1h +9 / -0
  Women are so self-absorbed that they don’t realize that nobody else gives a shit about their stupid anxiety. If you’re an adult and still need therapy for the basics of life, you’re a fucking loser

    Jewdanksdad +20m +4 / -0
    Lol, of course you would say that

      2 +2m +5 / -0
      I’m saying it because it’s true

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-04-03T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseychonkerfoid: "I'm not fat"
URL: {REDDIT: r/PlusSize my_new_little_brother_thinks_im_fat}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a new little brother who is like 6. I was just babysitting him for a couple hours and he was watching some TikTok. I saw him watching a clip of a little girl with a big tummy and he said "Wow, that's a big tummy" and I was like "Oh, well, I have a big tummy too" and he said "But you're not fat". I was like "Well, I'm not fat, I just have a big tummy". And then he said "Wow, you're not fat! I thought you were fat!" I was like "Well, I'm not fat, I just have a big tummy". And then he said "Wow, you're not fat! I thought you were fat!" And I was like "Well, I'm not fat, I just have a big tummy". And then he said "Wow, you're not fat! I thought you were fat!" And I was like "Well, I'm not fat, I just have a big tummy".
COMMENTS:
Bartendercel +25m +10 / -0
>no bulge
>this is my big tummy
:#marseysurejan:

X +1m +9 / -0
:#marseyitsallsotiresome:

  KawaiiFembee +2m +5 / -0
  {GIF}

    X +2m +5 / -0
    :#marseygiveup:

Patriarch +43m +8 / -0
>My brother is 6 years old
>My brother is 6 years old
>My brother is 6 years old
>My brother is 6 years old
>My brother is 6 years old
>My brother is 6 years old
>My brother is 6 years old
>My brother is 6 years old
>My brother is 6 years old
>My brother is 6 years old

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2025-04-28T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytinfoil2: The government is funding an army of reddit trolls :marseyschizowall:
URL: {REDDIT: r/conspiracy_commons the_government_is_funding_an_army_of_reddit_trolls}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> You're right. It's not bots, it's a group of 30000 people with access to an army of computers and a bunch of fake accounts to spam. They're the same people that run the news and have been since 2016. They're not bots, they're a group of people who have been spamming the internet since 2016.
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COMMENTS:
coned +33m +4 / -0
this is the *greatest* conspiracy theory in the history of the world. it's on par with aliens or time travel.

  Dlanor +1h +3 / -0
  It's not a conspiracy theory, chud. It's a fact.

  Haberdasher +4h +1 / -0
  It's the same thing as the FBI-funded Nazis thing. It's plausible that they'd do it, but it's just as plausible that they're doing it for other reasons.

BimothyX2 +5m +3 / -0
:#marseyhesright:

Dramamine +55m +2 / -0 [O]
I'm sure the government has done it, but it's not like anyone is even trying to hide it. I'm guessing this is just a schizo that doesn't want to accept that 30k people don't have lives and just post on Reddit all day.

  Haberdasher +3h +2 / -0
  I'm sure it's a combination of that and some government or private agency doing it, because they have nothing to lose by funding it.
  I don't know who, but it's a group of people who've been doing it for years. And I don't think it's 30k people.

Haberdasher +4h +2 / -0
I think it's the same thing as the FBI-funded Nazis thing. It's plausible that they'd do it, but it's

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-01-15T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Top 10 Redditors are asked to make a list of their favourite books. The lists are all very similar
URL: {REDDIT: r/TopMindsOfReddit top_10_books_i_have_read_in_2023}
VOTES: +133 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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There's not much drama but this was a good find
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +114 / -0
> The Unbearable Lightness of Being
lol i love how redditors think this is some deep literary masterpiece

  johnnypoop +1m +82 / -0
  Same with harry potter, they think the series is soooo deep and complicated when it's literally just about a kid getting bullied

    peepeehands +4m +62 / -0
    the only harry potter i read was the first one and it's literally just a children's book about a boy going to school for magic and having adventures
    i can't imagine reading the rest of them

      johnnypoop +1m +57 / -0
      I couldn't even finish the first one. It was so goddamn boring

        peepeehands +3m +48 / -0
        i didn't really find it boring but i have no idea how someone could read an entire series of books about a boy going to magic school

          Lv999_Slime_God +1h +31 / -0
          >he doesn't know about Hogwarts
          :marseysmug2:

            peepeehands +1m +20 / -0
            i've never even heard of it

              Lv999_Slime_God +2m +19 / -0
              :marseysmug3:

                peepeehands +2m +14 / -0
                i don't understand

                  Lv999_Slime_God +1m +12 / -0
                  :marseysmug3:

                    peepeehands +5m

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-11-11T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My man's a racist but he's a good racist
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmIOverreacting aio_my_friend_just_called_a_black_girl_a_monkey}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> My friend, who I've been friends with for a long time, called a black girl at our school a monkey. He did not mean it in an offensive way, he just said it in a playful way, and said that she was acting like one. I was really shocked and offended by this, and told him how racist he was being, and that he should not be using that word to describe people of any race. He apologized and said that he was just joking and did not mean anything by it. I told him that it was still inappropriate to use that word in that context, and that he should think before he speaks. He said that he would try to do better, but I don't know if I can trust him to not make racist comments in the future. Am I overreacting or is he being a bigot?
COMMENTS:
TurkeeNgravy +2m +10 / -0
I'm telling you guys, this is a bait post. The OP has never experienced a black person before and has only ever seen them in movies or tv shows, hence the word "monkey" being used. The OP is a kid and doesn't understand the actual context of what the word means and is likely scared of black people due to a lack of real world exposure.
!chuds

  BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +2m +3 / -0
  I hope its true. But it is reddit. So i doubt it

    TurkeeNgravy +56s +3 / -0
    We need to do an experiment

  KawaiiFembee +3m +3 / -0
  :marseydisagree: That's very racist and I will not stand for it

    TurkeeNgravy +2m +2 / -0
    I'm just telling you what I see

      KawaiiFembee +1m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        TurkeeNgravy +35s +2 / -0
        :#marseyagree:

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-11-26T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybuff: makes a woman uncomfortable
URL: {REDDIT: r/mildlyinfuriating this_guy_stood_in_the_front_of_the_bus}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> This guy stood in the front of the bus for the entire 20 min ride home, staring at a woman in the back of the bus
:#marseybuff: :#!marseyworried:
> He was around 6’4 with a big chest, his face was covered and I couldn’t see his eyes, but he was dressed in an all black turtleneck, so it looked like he was wearing a mask.
:#marseybuff: :#!marseyworried:
> He kept staring at her and she just kept looking down, and she would try to move, but it was too crowded so she couldn’t.
:#marseybuff: :#!marseyworried:
> He looked like a model, but he had the energy of a serial killer. He was so intimidating, she felt uncomfortable and tried to get away.
:#marseybuff: :#!marseyworried:
> This is when he reached over the back of the bus and grabbed her purse, then ran off the bus. She screamed and everyone looked at her.
:#marseybuff: :#!marseyworried:
> This guy is fucking crazy, what the fuck?!
:#marseybuff: :#!marseyworried:
COMMENTS:
RegnisLarson +19m +15 / -0
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The most realistic part of this story is that the woman didn't get a single picture of the guy.

  R +1h +7 / -0
  She could have used her phone to record the whole thing and gotten a better look at his face, but she's too scared to take a picture of him.
  She's a victim.

  LooNinja +5h +2 / -0
  :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

KoreanDandyKing +2h +8 / -0
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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-09-17T12Z
HOLE: mnn
TITLE: Irish police officer gets fired for breaking window to rescue trapped kitten
URL: https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/police/ireland-irish-police-officer-got-fired-for-breaking-window-to-rescue-trapped-kitten-50871436.html
VOTES: +31 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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> Police officers are getting the sack for not carrying out their jobs properly, but for one Irish Garda, it was for doing a good deed.
> The officer was working at a Garda station in Kilkenny when he saw a kitten trapped in a window.
> He smashed the window to free the animal, but the incident led to him being fired.
> The officer, who was employed by the Garda, was working in a station in Kilkenny when he saw a kitten trapped in a window.
> According to the Daily Mail, he smashed the window to free the animal.
> The officer’s actions were initially praised, but they led to his dismissal.
> The officer, who worked in a station in Kilkenny, was dismissed after smashing a window to rescue a trapped kitten.
> The officer’s actions were initially praised, but they led to his dismissal.
> He has since been reinstated after a lengthy legal battle.
COMMENTS:
FourthCowboy +6m +15 / -0
> The officer, who was employed by the Garda, was working in a station in Kilkenny when he saw a kitten trapped in a window.
> According to the Daily Mail, he smashed the window to free the animal.
> The officer’s actions were initially praised, but they led to his dismissal.
> The officer, who worked in a station in Kilkenny, was dismissed after smashing a window to rescue a trapped kitten.
> The officer’s actions were initially praised, but they led to his dismissal.
> He has since been reinstated after a lengthy legal battle.
:#marseyeyeroll2: :#marseyjournogenocide:

  KawaiiFembee +1m +11 / -0
  I know right? It's like a joke about journalists. The Irish are so r-slurred they can't even write a simple story.

    FourthCowboy +6m +6 / -0
    Imagine if they

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2025-05-12T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "But I am not a man" - the tale of the :marseytrain: who wrote a book about how she's a woman who writes a book about how she's a man
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/books/article/2025/may/11/penguin-reveals-sexuality-of-20th-century-british-novelists-in-biographies
VOTES: +97 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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> [The author of a new biography of a little-known 20th-century novelist, who claimed to have been born a woman but then transitioned to become a man, has been revealed to be trans themselves.](https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/may/11/penguin-reveals-sexuality-of-20th-century-british-novelists-in-biographies)
> Christopher Isherwood, a celebrated novelist who wrote about his experiences in Weimar Berlin and his relationship with the writer W H Auden, was born a woman. But he transitioned to become a man and lived the rest of his life as a male. In 1978, he published a novel, A Single Man, about a middle-aged man in 1960s Los Angeles who is mourning the death of his lover.
> A new biography of Isherwood, Christopher Isherwood: A Life in Letters and Other Writings, by Michael McMurran, has been published by Penguin Classics. But the author’s own sexuality has been called into question. McMurran, who is a male professor at the University of Edinburgh, was revealed to be trans by a bookshop in Edinburgh, which tweeted a photograph of a copy of the book with the caption: “The author of this book is trans.”
> “It wasn’t the first time I had come across a trans person who wrote about a trans person,” McMurran told the Guardian. “I’ve written about several trans figures in the past, including the American poet H D, the British poet Edward Thomas and the Russian-born American novelist Vladimir Nabokov, who is known to have written sexually about underage boys. I had no idea that this book would be as controversial as it has been.”
> “The idea that Christopher Isherwood

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2025-06-12T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyboomer: Boomer :marseyboomer: plays with his new toy :marseytrans2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/BoomersBeingFools 125000_for_a_toy}
VOTES: +126 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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> This is the future you voted for.
:marseysmug2:
> I can't imagine how you feel about it now, but you are the only one to blame.
:marseysmug2:
> I’m gonna have to agree with the right wing here. I think you’re a loser.
:marseysmug2:
> A 125k truck that you can't even drive?
:marseysmug2:
> You’re a big boy. I’m sure you can afford it.
:marseysmug2:
> this is what the woke left wants for everyone
:marseysmug2:
> You're a fool
:marseysmug2:
> This is a good thing!
:marseysmug2:
> You deserve it for being a boomer.
:marseysmug2:
> You're a retard
:marseysmug2:
> I'd say you're a moron, but you already have that covered.
:marseysmug2:
> I hope you enjoy your new toy
:marseysmug2:
> This is the future you voted for, r-slur
:marseysmug2:
> I think you are a retard
:marseysmug2:
> You are going to die broke and alone. You deserve it for your stupidity.
:marseysmug2:
> you'll be dead in 10 years and your truck will be worth 10k. That's the reality of it. You'll be broke, and you'll never see this thing again. You'll be alone and miserable.
:marseysmug2:
> You are a fool for thinking this is a good idea.
:marseysmug2:
> You are a fool and deserve to be a fool.
:marseysmug2:
> You're a idiot
:marseysmug2:
> You're a loser
:marseysmug2:
>

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2025-02-12T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I wish I could call this place the white house but it's not. If you're a white person, please leave this place.
URL: {REDDIT: r/witchcraft i_wish_i_could_call_this_place_the_white_house}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> If you're a white person, please leave this place. It's not safe for you. If you're a black person, please stay. You're the only people that can help us.
> I don't care if you're a witch or not. It doesn't matter. Just please, leave. It's not safe for you.
> I don't want to be a racist, but I can't help it. I don't want to be a racist, but I can't help it. I don't want to be a racist, but I can't help it.
> I don't want to be a racist, but I can't help it.
COMMENTS:
Joe_Manchin +1h +4 / -0
>be black
>be a witch
>make a post in /r/Witchcraft
>be told to leave
:#marseymanysuchcases:.

  KawaiiFembee +41m +3 / -0
  :#marseywitch2: :marseyblm: :marseywitchtriggered:.. :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitch2: :marseyblm: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitch2: :marseyblm: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitch2: :marseyblm:

SupremeShitposter +1h +3 / -0
> I don't want to be a racist, but I can't help it.
Is this a copypasta?

  KawaiiFembee +11m +3 / -0
  :marseyagree: {REDDIT: r/witchcraft i_wish_i_could_call_this_place_the_white_house}

    SupremeShitposter +2m +3 / -0
    I should make a sub for that... I wonder if it will get banned.

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-12-07T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfrozenchosen: I have a confession to make :!marseydarkfoidretard:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_have_a_confession_to_make}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I have a confession to make. I am a wife and mother of 2 children. We've been married for 7 years now. My husband has always been very supportive and loving. He's always been the one to make me feel like I'm the most beautiful woman in the world.
> However, I've recently realized that I've been lying to him about my body. I've always been insecure about my body, and I've always been afraid of being judged for it. So, I've been lying to him about my body. I've always told him that I'm a size 0, but I'm actually a size 2. I've also lied to him about my weight. I've always told him that I'm 100 pounds, but I'm actually 130 pounds.
> I know that this is a terrible thing to do, and I'm so sorry that I've been lying to him. I just want to be honest with him and let him know that I'm not perfect. I want to be honest with him and let him know that I'm human. I want to be honest with him and let him know that I'm not going to be perfect, but I will always love him.
> I know that this is going to be hard for him to hear, but I want to be honest with him. I want to be honest with him so that he can see me for who I really am. I want to be honest with him so that he can love me for who I really am. I want to be honest with him so that he can know that I love him for who he is.
> I love my husband so much, and I'm so sorry that I've been lying to him. I want to be honest with him and let him know that I'm not perfect. I want to be honest with him and let him know that I'm human. I want to be honest with him and let him know that I'm not going to be perfect, but I will always love him.
> I know that this

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-10-13T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Most stable moid
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmIOverreacting aio_my_boyfriend_said_he_wouldnt_leave_me_even_if}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I (30F) have been in a relationship with my boyfriend (34M) for 6 years and we are both monogamous. We have been together since we were 24 and 28. We have no kids and don’t plan to have any. I’m in the process of getting a divorce because I found out that he has been cheating on me for the past 18 months. I found out because I asked him about his whereabouts on a certain night, and he lied about where he was. I confronted him and he denied it, but I had proof that he was lying. I confronted him again and he finally admitted to cheating on me, and that he has been cheating on me for 18 months.
> He said he wouldn’t leave me even if I asked him to. I said I didn’t want to be with him anymore, and that I wanted a divorce. He said he wouldn’t leave me, and that he would stay with me until I died. I told him that I didn’t want to be with him anymore, and that I wanted a divorce. He said he wouldn’t leave me, and that he would stay with me until I died.
> I told him that I didn’t want to be with him anymore, and that I wanted a divorce. He said he wouldn’t leave me, and that he would stay with me until I died. I told him that I didn’t want to be with him anymore, and that I wanted a divorce. He said he wouldn’t leave me, and that he would stay with me until I died.
> I told him that I didn’t want to be with him anymore, and that I wanted a divorce. He said he wouldn’t leave me, and that he would stay with me until I died. I told him that I didn’t want to be with him anymore, and that I wanted a divorce. He said he wouldn’t leave me, and that he would stay with me until I died.
> I told him that I didn’t want to be with him anymore, and that I wanted a divorce. He said he

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-12-09T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytransflag2: My Wife Is Trying To Get Me Transgender :marseytransflag2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_wife_is_trying_to_get_me_transgender}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I am 33 years old and have a 13 year old daughter. I am a little concerned about my wife. She has a transgender friend and she has been pushing me to get on HRT. She is trying to get me to wear women's clothes and tell me that I would look great as a woman. I don't want to do this. I don't want to change my body and I don't want to be a woman. I don't want to lose my penis. I don't want to be a woman. I don't want to be a woman. I don't want to be a woman. I don't want to be a woman. I don't want to be a woman. I don't want to be a woman. I don't want to be a woman. I don't want to be a woman. I don't want to be a woman. I don't want to be a woman. I don't want to be a woman.
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +5m +7 / -0
I've seen this kind of thing happen before. She's just insecure about her own gender and wants to make him do what she can't do

  KawaiiFembee +3h +4 / -0
  It's a very common phenomenon among lesbians.

Cao_Cao +31m +6 / -0
I knew a girl who used to do that to her boyfriend. I think it's just some foid nonsense...etc.etc.
{YOUTUBE}

  KawaiiFembee +3h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

Jewdanksdad +2h +2 / -0
:#marseyoctopus2:

whyareyou +4h +1 / -0
You know what they say about "if you can't stand me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best". But this is like "If you can't stand me when I'm a

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2025-02-19T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid gets the shit kicked out of her by 2 :marseytrain: in a bar. r/ActualPublicFreakouts is not having it
URL: {REDDIT: r/ActualPublicFreakouts woman_gets_kicked_out_of_bar_for_calling}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
arsey +13m +16 / -0
I've been there. A lot of times I think the person I'm talking to is a moid but it's a trannie and I realize it's a trannie when they start getting mad at me for calling them sir.

  KawaiiFembee +16m +11 / -0
  {IMG}
  !transphobes imagine the smell

    arsey +25m +8 / -0
    :#marseysniff:

  iStillMissEd +2h +5 / -0
  I'm only ever polite to trains if they're wearing a skirt and a bra, if they're wearing a dress and a shirt I'm going to call them a "sir" and if they're wearing a dress and a shirt and makeup I'm going to call them a "sir" and then compliment their makeup

    arsey +16m +3 / -0
    lol that's funny. I like to compliment the makeup too. I was in a club and this one trannie was in there and she was just standing in the corner looking like she was having the time of her life. I went up to her and said "Wow I didn't know you were trans. You look great!" lol

  ACA +1h +4 / -0
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    arsey +18m +2 / -0
    I'm sorry that I don't see your joke. I'm a trainphobe and don't care about trannies.

      ACA +18m +3 / -0
      The joke is that you don't need to worry about trans women because you don't fuck them

        arsey +12m +4 / -0
        Well I'm not even going to tell you I'm a woman. You're getting too close to the truth.

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2023-07-23T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It’s my birthday! :marseyparty: Give me 1000 DC to buy a hat
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!straggots
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +11m +10 / -0
Happy birthday bb
{IMG}

  KawaiiFembee +4m +4 / -0
  :marseyjam:

KAT_B0T +2m +8 / -0
{IMG}

  KawaiiFembee +5m +3 / -0
  :marseyblush:

  HeyMoon +45m +3 / -0
  :marseysoypoint: golden marsey!

    KAT_B0T +1m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

  HeyMoon +45m +2 / -0
  :marseysoypoint: golden marsey!

    KAT_B0T +1m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

X +24m +5 / -0
Happy Birthday! :#marseyparty:
I already gifted you one

  KawaiiFembee +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseyshy2:

Penny +15m +5 / -0
happy birthgay bb 🥳🥳

  KawaiiFembee +2m +3 / -0
  :marseyblush:

Maximus +1m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  KawaiiFembee +4m +2 / -0
  {GIF}

HeyMoon +48m +2 / -0
{IMG}
Happy birthday bb you

  KawaiiFembee +2h +2 / -0
  :marseyblush:

isern-i-phail +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyitsoverhappy: happy birthday! :#marseywerebackhappy:

  KawaiiFembee +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyblush:

E +2h +1 / -0
Happy birthday. I'm broke as shit. Give

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-01-13T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybee:bees :marseybee:in :marseybee:the :marseybee:wall :marseybee:
URL: {TWEET: NoCapFights}
VOTES: +61 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Bartendercel +50m +19 / -0
:#marseybee: :#marseybee: :#marseybee:
:#marseybeesfast: :#marseybeesfast: :#marseybeesfast:

  KawaiiFembee +2m +10 / -0
  :#marseybee: :#marseybee: :#marseybee:
  :#marseybeesfast: :#marseybeesfast: :#marseybeesfast:

    Bartendercel +2m +7 / -0
    :#marseybee: :#marseybee: :#marseybee:
    :#marseybeesfast: :#marseybeesfast: :#marseybeesfast:

      KawaiiFembee +1m +5 / -0
      :#marseybee: :#marseybee: :#marseybee:
      :#marseybeesfast: :#marseybeesfast: :#marseybeesfast:

        Bartendercel +1m +5 / -0
        :#marseybee: :#marseybee: :#marseybee:
        :#marseybeesfast: :#marseybeesfast: :#marseybeesfast:

          KawaiiFembee +1m +5 / -0
          :#marseybee: :#marseybee: :#marseybee:
          :#marseybeesfast: :#marseybeesfast: :#marseybeesfast:

            Bartendercel +55s +6 / -0
            :#marseybee: :#marseybee: :

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2025-03-27T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/4tran is a WILD place
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/4tran/
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Kaczinsky +20m +8 / -0
4chan is wild
{IMG}

arsey +1h +6 / -0
I thought it was gonna be about 4trannnies. lol

  KawaiiFembee +44m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    arsey +24m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      KawaiiFembee +2h +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        arsey +12m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          KawaiiFembee +1h +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            arsey +1h +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              KawaiiFembee +1h +3 / -0
              {IMG}

                arsey +16m +3 / -0
                {IMG}ott

                  KawaiiFembee +1m +3 / -0
                  {IMG}ott

                    arsey +2m +3 / -0
                    {IMG}ott

                      KawaiiFembee +3m +3 / -0
                      {IMG}ott

                        arsey +5m +3 / -0
                        {IMG}ott

                          KawaiiFembee +1m +3 / -0
                          {IMG}ott

                            arsey +2m +3 / -0
                            {IMG}ott

  KawaiiFembee +2m +3 / -0
  It's about 4tranny

    arsey +2m +3 / -0
    ooooohhhh. I thought it was about 4 trains or 4 trains at once.

      KawaiiFembee +2m +3 / -0
      :#marseyagree:

        arsey +1m +3 / -0
        {IMG}ott

          KawaiiFembee +3m +3 / -0
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            arsey +4m

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-10-13T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm not a deadbeat dad
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/legaladvice my_20f_ex_23m_wants_to_sue_me_for_filing_for}
COMMENTS: N/Aההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההההה

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-08-23T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork: :marseyantiwork:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
iowa_hawkeye +5m +3 / -0
Good old boy.

  KawaiiFembee +7m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    iowa_hawkeye +1m +2 / -0
    This one's not good, but it's a classic.

  KawaiiFembee +2m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    iowa_hawkeye +1m +2 / -0
    I knew the one about the two bears, but this is the first time I've seen it.

      KawaiiFembee +1m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        iowa_hawkeye +1m +3 / -0
        Lmao, they're all good.

          KawaiiFembee +2m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            iowa_hawkeye +1m +2 / -0
            I have never heard this one before. Very good.

              KawaiiFembee +1m +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                iowa_hawkeye +1m +2 / -0
                I've heard this one before, but it was never explained to me. Good one.😎

                  KawaiiFembee +4m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    iowa_hawkeye +42m +2 / -0
                    You're pretty good at this.😎

                      KawaiiFembee +13m +2 / -0
                      :#marseyblush:

                        iowa_hawkeye +1h +2 / -0
                        I'm not joking. I didn't know the one about the two bears and I've never heard about the old man before.
                        Good stuff.

                          KawaiiFembee +5m +2 / -0
                          :#marseybeanrelieved:

                            iowa_hawkeye +4m +2

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-11-26T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: is so mad at :marseytrad: for taking the dog to the vet that she decides to take a shit in the bowl herself
URL: {REDDIT: r/BPD i_got_very_angry_at_my_roommate_and_poop_in_her}
VOTES: +82 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I got very angry at my roommate and poop in her bathroom
> I have a roomate, she has a dog. She took him to the vet without telling me and left him at home. I am not comfortable with him being alone for long periods of time. So I got very angry and went to her room and pooped in her bathroom. She got angry and called me a pig. I dont care anymore. I am not afraid of her. I dont care if she evicts me. I dont care if she calls me a pig.
> I dont care if she evicts me.
:#marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
KawaiiFembee +33m +38 / -1
!besties I'm going to shit in your bathroom out of spite

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +6m +24 / -1
  :#marseybrap:

  1 +1h +14 / -1
  I hope you're in good health, but if you're sick, please let me know.
  I will not call you a pig.

  Ducky +2h +11 / -1
  I don’t care if she evicts me. I don’t care if she calls me a pig. :marseydarkfoidretard:

  box +1m +10 / -1
  :marseysniff:

  haggis +34m +9 / -1
  And then I'm gonna go take a shit in *your* bathroom out of revenge, and then we can both go take a shit in the hallway, and then we can both go take a shit in the bathtub, and then we can both go take a shit in the bed, and then we can both go take a shit in the kitchen, and then we can both go take a shit in the living room, and then we can both go take a

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2025-05-13T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Happy mothers day to all you !mommymilkers enjoyers
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +13 / -0
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  KawaiiFembee +2m +5 / -0
  :marseywould:

Rad_juju +11m +7 / -0
:marseyembrace: :marseyjam:

  AndreaDoria +48m +6 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

    Rad_juju +2m +4 / -0
    :marseyadmire: :marseyhearts: :marseybow: :marseyfluffy: :marseyandjesus:

  peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseywould:

    Rad_juju +1m +5 / -0
    :marseyxd: :marseyheart:

  Tomfoolery +3h +2 / -0
  :marseyadmire: :marseyblush: :marseyheart:

    Rad_juju +1m +2 / -0
    :marseyembrace: :marseyfluffy: :marseybow:

      Tomfoolery +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyblowkiss:

        Rad_juju +53s +2 / -0
        :marseyhearts: :marseyjam: :marseybow: :marseyadmire:

          Tomfoolery +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyembrace:

            Rad_juju +1m +2 / -0
            :marseyfluffy: :marseybow: :marseyandjesus:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +5 / -0
:#marseymommymilkers:

  KawaiiFembee +2h +2 / -0
  :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2025-04-27T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybeanangry: I can't believe you would say that
URL: N/A
VOTES: +6 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
RegnisLarson +49m +2 / -0
:#marseyagree:
I think I can get away with saying that in real life, because I'm a mid thirties white guy who looks and sounds like I'm from the 90s, so I can't be blamed for not knowing what 'woke' means...
My family is still mad at me for saying, 'If we go to this restaurant, I'm going to have a steak, they don't make food for vegans', when my sister was trying to organise a vegan brunch for the family.
I really hate vegans.... It's not even about the meat. I hate them for being such a fucking pain in the ass. They always make everything about them, they're always whining about how their vegan food is somehow better than actual food, and they can't stop talking about how they're saving the planet (when they're the worst for the environment of any group of people, by a mile).
They're also the worst cooks in the world. I have never met a vegan who could cook anything remotely edible.

  KawaiiFembee +12h +2 / -0
  > They always make everything about them, they're always whining about how their vegan food is somehow better than actual food, and they can't stop talking about how they're saving the planet
  This sounds like the kind of person who would say that to you.. It's not a good idea to say it to the people who are actually doing it. They are very sensitive and have a very thin skin. They will be offended and hurt by your words. They may even cry. They may even take it too far and lash out at you. They may even try to hurt you. They may even try to kill you. They may even try to kill themselves. They may even try to kill you and then themselves. They may even try to kill you, themselves, and others. They may even try to kill you, themselves, and others, and then themselves. They may even try to kill you,

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2025-06-12T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/limerence i_dont_want_to_stop_loving_him}
COMMENTS:
asshole +4m +8 / -0
> I want to love him forever, I don't want to stop loving him
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  asshole +1m +6 / -0
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KoreanDandyKing +1h +7 / -0
She's going to get raped and murdered in a dark alley in a few months

  Haberdasher +4m +7

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2025-05-26T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyretard3: :marseyretard3: :marseyretard3: :marseyretard3: :marseyretard3:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_not_letting_my_husband_have_sex_with_his}
VOTES: +38 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> My husband and I (34M 32F) have been married for 14 years, and we've always had a healthy sex life. However, things have changed recently. I've started taking adderall for anxiety and depression, and it's made me feel more sensitive and self-conscious. I don't want to have sex with my husband because I feel like I'm not attractive enough. I'm worried about my weight and how I look. I feel like I've gained weight and my body has changed. I'm also worried about my husband's performance. I'm worried that he won't be able to satisfy me. I'm worried that he'll be disappointed in me. I'm worried that he'll leave me.
> My husband and I have always been open about our needs and desires. He's always been supportive of me, and he's always been willing to try new things. However, I feel like I've changed. I feel like I'm not the same person I was before. I feel like I'm not as confident as I used to be. I feel like I'm not as attractive as I used to be.
> I've been trying to talk to my husband about my feelings, but he doesn't understand. He says that I'm being irrational and that I need to stop worrying about my weight. He says that he loves me and that he will always love me, no matter what I look like. He says that he doesn't care about my weight and that he doesn't care about my body. He says that he just wants to have sex with me.
> I don't know what to do. I don't want to have sex with my husband, but I don't want to lose him. I don't want to be a burden to him. I don't want to be a disappointment to him. I don't know what to do.
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +25m +23 /

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-08-18T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Happy Birthday To A Real One :marseykneel:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GovernorOfNewYork +1h +2 / -0
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  KawaiiFembee +10m +3 / -0
  {IMG}ed

KAT_B0T +4h +2 / -0
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GooooooldMember +4h +2 / -0
I dont get it

  KawaiiFembee +2h +2 / -0
  {IMG}ottomaneded

    GooooooldMember +2h +2 / -0
    Oheded

Haberdasher +3h +1 / -0
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  KawaiiFembee +1h +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-11-27T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblack: :marseyfoidretard: :marseytrans2: :marseyspit: :marseydisagree:
URL: {REDDIT: r/BlackPeopleTwitter black_people_for_trump_because_of_the_trans_lives}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
jamal_ginsberg +1h +11 / -0
> The whole thing is so stupid. Who would vote for a party that calls for the genocide of people that make up 2% of the population?
> Well, for starters, the people who think they make up 2% of the population.
> I really wish you could read and comprehend what you are reading. The article talks about the cost of living and the economy, not trannies. When you say "genocide", you're playing into a right-wing talking point, and you're not even aware of it. Your lack of awareness is hilarious.
> You are an idiot. Your posts are stupid. You are a moron. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are an idiot. You are

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2025-04-07T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The FBI arrested a teenager who allegedly drove a truck into a crowd of people at a festival in Kentucky, killing two and injuring dozens
URL: {REDDIT: r/news the_fbi_arrested_a_teenager_who_allegedly_drove_a}
VOTES: +112 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
The reddit comments are a funny mix of all the usual suspects
> :chudsmug: [We need to be more worried about the white race.]({REDDIT: r/news the_fbi_arrested_a_teenager_who_allegedly_drove_a})
>> :soysnooseethe: [What is wrong with you people? This is a fucking tragedy. How can you come to such an absurd conclusion?]({REDDIT: r/news the_fbi_arrested_a_teenager_who_allegedly_drove_a})
>>> :chudsmug: [So I guess we should be more worried about the white race. It's a tragedy. But don't we need to be more worried about the white race?]({REDDIT: r/news the_fbi_arrested_a_teenager_who_allegedly_drove_a})
>>>> :soysnooseethe: [No, we need to be worried about people with a history of violence. This is a tragedy, but it's not some sort of racial commentary.]({REDDIT: r/news the_fbi_arrested_a_teenager_who_allegedly_drove_a})
>>>>> :chudsmug: [How many white people have you seen committing mass shootings?]({REDDIT: r/news the_fbi_arrested_a_teenager_who_allegedly_drove_a})
>>>>>> :soysnooseethe: [How many white people have you seen committing mass shootings? How many black people have you seen committing mass shootings? How many Asian people have you seen committing mass shootings? You are a fucking idiot.]({REDDIT: r/news the_fbi_arrested_a_teenager_who_allegedly_drove_a})
>>>>>>> :chudsmug: [If you look at the numbers, you'll see that white people commit the vast majority of mass shootings. And you'll also see that the vast majority of mass shootings are

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-11-02T04Z
HOLE: bongland
TITLE: Bongistan: The :marseytrain2: Question
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
How do we feel about this?
{IMG}
&& The trains are going to be great! I can't wait! :marseyexcited:&&
&& The trains are going to be terrible! I'm so scared! :marseyscared:&&
COMMENTS:
Transformers +10m +14 / -0
I don’t know what this means and I don’t care. I just want to know what the trains are up to
:marseytrain:

  KawaiiFembee +4m +8 / -0
  The trains are going to be terrible! I'm so scared!
  {IMG}

    Transformers +1m +6 / -0
    :marseyxd:
    It’s good to be back

      KawaiiFembee +4m +4 / -0
      :#marseywave3:
      {IMG}

  Fabrico +2h +3 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/h/mnn/post/314670/witness-uk-marseytrain2-derailment
  :#marseytrain:

    Transformers +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseytrain2:

dawgs +7m +10 / -0
:#marseytrain:

  KawaiiFembee +1m +11 / -0
  {IMG}

    dawgs +6m +4 / -0
    :#marseyboomer:

  Sphereserf3232 +1h +2 / -0
  I don’t get it :marseysad:

    dawgs +11m +2 / -0
    :#marseyconfused2:

BussyMerchant +1m +7 / -0
No idea what this is about

  KawaiiFembee +4m +4 / -0
  The trains are going to be terrible! I'm so scared!
  {IMG}

    BussyMerchant +1h +3 / -0
    >news article
    :marse

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-09-13T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The anti-fascist subreddit goes :marseyfreezepeach: when a holocaust denier posts a holocaust denier meme
URL: {REDDIT: r/antifascistsofreddit its_not_the_first_time}
VOTES: +22 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm not sure if we should be posting the original meme
>> I agree
>>> I'm in favour of it, but I don't know how to phrase it in a way that won't get us banned
> [removed] for "promoting hate" against Jews
> I got it too
> I wonder if that is the rule that is enforced against us
>> It seems like it. If they didn't think that was a hate speech they wouldn't have removed it.
>>> I would have said this yesterday but I'm still not sure it's not a "we" problem. Like some of the mods have literally said that we are not allowed to post anti-fascist memes or the rule is that we can only post anti-fascist memes that are already on the front page of reddit. They have said that we are only allowed to post content that is already on the front page of reddit.
>>> I'm wondering if that's what's going on here.
>>>> The removed post was a direct quote of a comment that was on the front page of Reddit. The original post was an image that was posted on Twitter.
>>>> I think there is a rule that we cannot post memes that don't have an original source.
> I'll take the "ban" if it means we stop giving fascists a platform to spread their shit.
>> You're taking the ban in the sense that you want to be banned? Or you're taking it in the sense that you'll take a ban if the fascists are platformed? Both seem odd to me
>>> I'm taking it in the sense that I don't want to give fascists a platform to spread their shit. So I'm taking the ban if it means we stop giving fascists a platform to spread their shit.
>>> I think it's more about the context of the situation than the fact that we're getting banned. It's not like we can't post the meme in the first place, it's about the fact that we're being censored for posting the meme.
>>>>

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-07-02T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteisrael: :marseytransattentionseeker: Israeli Trans Activists Protest the IDF :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {REDDIT: r/pics israeli_trans_activists_protest_the_idf}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +3m +4 / -0
:#marseyconfused:

  KawaiiFembee +2m +4 / -0
  :marseysmughips: I'm not going to tell you. The title is the joke.

    X +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseymindblown:

      KawaiiFembee +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyshy: :marseyderp:

        X +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseyteehee:

WildStar +1h +3 / -0
>transgender rights
>supporting israel
:#marseymanysuchcases:

whyareyou +16h +1 / -0
"Trans" women are women and women are allowed to protest, so this is okay..gov.gov/.gov/.gov/.gov/ about how "trans" people are normal and valid and they are not allowed to protest..gov/ about how "trans" people are normal and valid and they are not allowed to protest. :#marseytransattentionseeker:.gov/ about how "trans" people are normal and valid and they are not allowed to protest. :#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseytrans

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2025-05-14T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: Wants to know how to tell her husband that she thinks he's a dick
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_35f_husband_38m_told_me_2_days_ago_that_he}
VOTES: +112 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-06-01T09Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: A transphobe who was a co-author on a paper discussing gender-affirming care for transgender and gender-diverse youth has been charged with sexual assault on a child
URL: {REDDIT: r/transgender a_transphobe_who_was_a_coauthor_on_a_paper}
VOTES: +75 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am not going to post any comments because the thread is full of :marseyseethe: and I don't want to get into it. What I will say is that you could probably make a million dollars a year if you were a conservative and wrote articles like this one and if you were a liberal and wrote articles like this one:
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COMMENTS:
TheProphet +1h +36 / -0
> 46% of the people on the list of those who've been charged with sex crimes are trans
:#marseysmughips:

  jesus +3h +23 / -0
  :#marseymerchantfoidtalking:

  EEE +4h +13 / -0
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  Haberdasher +1h +9 / -0
  That's the old statistic that 1 in 4 women are raped, which was done by including non-consensual sex, like being raped by your dad or the brother who raped you when you were drunk, as well as actual rape. So it's far less accurate than they'd have you think.

    SaveUsUncleTed +10m +15 / -0
    > 1 in 4 women are raped
    :#marseywomanmoment2:
    > 1 in 4 women are sexually assaulted
    :#marseywomanmoment:

    lalilulelo +2h +6 / -0
    >noooo you can’t include unwanted sex with a family member who used their power over you to make you do it, it’s not rape!
    :#soycry:

  BussyAtomSmasher +4h +4 / -0
  :#marseyshesright:

  SaveUsUncleTed +2h +4 / -0
  :#marseywrongthonk:

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-10-27T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am going to be a bull for a month
URL: {REDDIT: r/askgaybros i_am_going_to_be_a_bull_for_a_month}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am a young gay man with a very tight and juicy asshole. I have been with a lot of guys and have had many different types of sex, but I have never been a bull.
I am going to be a bull for a month. I am going to have sex with as many guys as possible. I am going to have sex with guys who are hot, guys who are not hot, guys who are ugly, guys who are fat, guys who are skinny, guys who are old, guys who are young, guys who are tall, guys who are short, guys who are big, guys who are small, guys who are white, guys who are black, guys who are Asian, guys who are Latino, guys who are European, guys who are American, guys who are Canadian, guys who are Australian, guys who are British, guys who are French, guys who are German, guys who are Italian, guys who are Japanese, guys who are Korean, guys who are Chinese, guys who are Indian, guys who are Mexican, guys who are Russian, guys who are Israeli, guys who are South African, guys who are Brazilian, guys who are Argentine, guys who are Colombian, guys who are Peruvian, guys who are Venezuelan, guys who are Ecuadorian, guys who are Chilean, guys who are Bolivian, guys who are Paraguayan, guys who are Uruguayan, guys who are Guyanese, guys who are Surinamese, guys who are Honduran, guys who are Nicaraguan, guys who are Panamanian, guys who are Costa Rican, guys who are Guatemalan, guys who are El Salvadorian, guys who are Jamaican, guys who are Trinidadian, guys who are Barbadian, guys who are Guyanese, guys who are Surinamese, guys who are Honduran, guys who are Nicaraguan, guys who are Panamanian, guys who are Costa Rican, guys who are Guatemalan, guys who are El Salvadorian, guys who are Jamaican, guys who are Trinidadian, guys who are Barbadian,

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2025-04-16T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just saw a man on a train who looked like he was going to hit me. :marseygigaretard:
URL: {REDDIT: r/facepalm i_just_saw_a_man_on_a_train_who_looked_like_he}
VOTES: +51 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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> The man in the picture has a very nervous face, I don't know if he was scared or not, I just felt like he was going to hit me and I left. I didn't do anything but I was scared and left.
> I know he didn't hurt me, he probably had a lot of problems, but I was scared and left.
> I don't know if this is the right place to post this, but I felt like I had to share it. I don't know what to do if I see him again.
I wonder if he will get the same reaction if he tries to jump into the path of a speeding train?
COMMENTS:
Haberdasher +4m +33 / -0
That's an odd picture to post, given that he didn't do anything.

  KawaiiFembee +1m +19 / -0
  He was going to hit me :marseycrying:

    asshole +31m +11 / -0
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    !slots100

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +51m +8 / -0
  Maybe he wanted to get in trouble so the authorities could find him a better place to live.

    Haberdasher +35m +5 / -0
    But then he wouldn't be living with the authorities, so that's not a good idea.

      SnappyIsMyWaifu +1m +5 / -0
      He's just going to move back in with the mom in the background.

        Haberdasher +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseymanysuchcases:

PegMeMommy +1h +10 / -0
> I was scared and left.
:#marseywomanmoment2talking:

  JannieJihad +5h +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2025-05-27T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoypoint: A NEW BARDFINN MEME JUST DROPPED
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VOTES: +121 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +62 / -0
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  BigBlackCockatiel +41m +22 / -0
  :#marseywise:

    UraniumDonGER +1h +11 / -0
    :#marseyderp:

  RitalinRx9 +1h +12 / -0
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    UraniumDonGER +1h +8 / -0
    :#marseymetalking:

  Linux +3h +11 / -0
  :#marseybardfinnsbiggestenjoyer:

    UraniumDonGER +2h +7 / -0
    :#marseybardfinnrefresh:

      MoidAppreciator +2h +2 / -0
      :marseybardfinnrefresh:

  SpudsMackenzie +7h +4 / -0
  :marseybardfinnrefresh:

    MoidAppreciator +2h +2 / -0
    :marseybardfinnrefresh:

  MoidAppreciator +10h +3 / -0
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    MoidAppreciator +12s +2 / -0
    :marseybardfinnrefresh:

      MoidAppreciator +10s +2 / -0
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        MoidAppreciator +10s +2 / -0
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          MoidAppreciator +11s +2 / -0
          :marseybardfinnrefresh:

            MoidAppreciator +9s +2 / -0
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              MoidAppreciator +11s +2 / -0
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                MoidAppreciator +11s +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-07-08T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm going to kill myself. I'm a 5'11" woman and I've been on HRT for 3 years. I weigh 130lbs and have a 34DDD cup size. I wear a 44W size in jeans.
URL: {REDDIT: r/Transgender_Surgeries i_hate_my_tits_im_going_to_kill_myself}
VOTES: +44 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm a 5'11" woman and I've been on HRT for 3 years. I weigh 130lbs and have a 34DDD cup size. I wear a 44W size in jeans. I'm 24 and have never had any sexual partners. I'm not suicidal but I'm really really close to it. I feel like my chest is just so big that I can't have a normal life. I can't run or even walk with a backpack without getting tired. My clothes are too small and I have to wear a lot of bras to cover up my chest. I just feel like my chest is too big and I can't have a normal life. I feel like I'm not normal and I'm just too big. I'm not suicidal but I'm really really close to it. I feel like my chest is just so big that I can't have a normal life. I can't run or even walk with a backpack without getting tired. My clothes are too small and I have to wear a lot of bras to cover up my chest. I just feel like my chest is too big and I can't have a normal life.
> I'm not suicidal but I'm really really close to it. I feel like my chest is just so big that I can't have a normal life. I can't run or even walk with a backpack without getting tired. My clothes are too small and I have to wear a lot of bras to cover up my chest. I just feel like my chest is too big and I can't have a normal life. I'm not suicidal but I'm really really close to it. I feel like my chest is just so big that I can't have a normal life. I can't run or even walk with a backpack without getting tired. My clothes are too small and I have to wear a

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-04-21T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: "My husband is a millionaire and he's broke" :marseybeggar: "How do you know he's a millionaire?"
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoHotTakes my_husband_is_a_millionaire_and_hes_broke}
VOTES: +120 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> My husband is a millionaire and he’s broke
> He is a successful entrepreneur and we have a lot of money, but it’s all tied up in his company. He gets paid a modest salary and we don’t have much cash to spend. I know we’re rich because he says so, but I don’t actually have any proof of it. I’m sick of feeling poor when I’m not.
> I know he’s rich because he says so, but I don’t actually have any proof of it. I’m sick of feeling poor when I’m not.
> I keep asking him to get me a credit card so I can spend money on things I want, but he keeps telling me no. He says it’s because he doesn’t trust me not to overspend, but I don’t think that’s true. I think he just doesn’t want to spend money on me.
> I’m starting to feel like a second-class citizen in my own marriage. I feel like I’m always second to his company, and I’m tired of it. I want to feel like I’m part of the family, not just an accessory.
> I’m at a loss as to what to do. I feel like I’m stuck in this situation with no way out. I’m tired of feeling poor when I’m not, and I’m tired of feeling like I’m not part of the family. What should I do?
:#marseywomanmoment2:
> [I am a CPA and I would highly recommend that you get a divorce. He sounds like a control freak and he’s not going to change. He sounds like he has a mental illness called hoarding. He’s probably been hoarding since childhood. That’s why he doesn’t trust you not to overspend. He’s probably been hoarding his whole life.]({REDDIT: r/TwoHotTakes my_husband_is_a_millionaire_and_hes_broke})
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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2025-02-04T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm the only person I know who thinks that the new Star Trek series is bad
URL: {REDDIT: r/Star_Trek im_the_only_person_i_know_who_thinks_that_the}
VOTES: +63 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I've been reading the comments here for a few days now and I'm starting to feel more and more isolated in my opinion on the new series. I just don't like it, I don't think it's good, and I feel like I'm the only one who thinks that. I'm watching it with my wife and we both agree that it's bad. And I have to say, I feel like I'm in the minority here. I've tried to explain my reasons to my wife and she doesn't get it. She thinks it's good and she doesn't understand why I don't like it. And I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't like it. I feel like I'm the only one who thinks that the new series is bad.
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> I like Discovery and Picard. But I think the new series is bad.
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> I don't like the new series. I think it's bad. I think it's a step backwards for Star Trek.
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> I don't like the new series. I think it's bad. I think it's a step backwards for Star Trek.
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> I don't like the new series. I think it's bad. I think it's a step backwards for Star Trek.
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COMMENTS:
X +1m +41 / -0
> I don't like the new series. I think it's bad. I think it's a step backwards for Star Trek.
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  KawaiiFembee +3m +18 / -0
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    mithrandir +1h +6 / -0
    :marseywould:

      KawaiiFembee +3h +4 / -0
      :marseywould:

  BernieSanders +46m +12 / -0
  It's a good thing that the new series is bad, then

    X +1m +12 / -0
    :#marseysoypointgold:

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-12-02T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseychud: posts his dream for the future of :marseyflagitaly: in the comments of a video about the :marseyflagitaly: elections. The :marseychud: is not alone.
URL: {REDDIT: r/italy sinistra_nazionale}
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
KawaiiFembee +1m +24 / -1
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!chuds !nonchuds !eurochads !retards discuss
&&:marseyflagitaly: will become :marseyhitler:&&
&&:marseyflagitaly: will become :marseyhomofascist:&&
&&:marseyflagitaly: will become :marseyflagturkey:&&
&&:marseyflagitaly: will become :marseysaluteussr:&&
&&:marseyflagitaly: will become :marseyprideflag:&&
&&:marseyflagitaly: will become :marseymerchant:&&
&&:marseyflagitaly: will become :marseytrain2:&&
&&:marseyflagitaly: will become :marseycomrade:&&
&&:marseyflagitaly: will become :marseyjewish:&&
&&:marseyflagitaly: will become :marseyisis:&&
&&:marseyflagitaly: will become :marseychingchong:&&
&&:marseyflagitaly: will become :marseycapitalistmanlet:&&
&&:marseyflagitaly: will become :marseyfemboy:&&
&&:marseyflagitaly: will become :marseysanders:&&
&&:marseyflagitaly: will become :marseyblack:&&
&&:marseyflagitaly: will become :marseyhomosupremacist:&&
&&:marseyflagitaly: will

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2025-01-28T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: MrBeast has been cancelled for not giving his employees a raise
URL: {TWEET: MrBeast}
VOTES: +166 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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This is why you don't have your employees post a video calling you a bitch:
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COMMENTS:
JannieJihad +2m +124 / -1
Mr. Beast isn’t a person with a conscience. He’s a soulless money making machine. The money earned through that channel is going to be used to launder more money and launder it even better.

  KawaiiFembee +1m +89 / -1
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  finbarfin +18m +74 / -1
  This is the most obvious thing about him. His entire "show" is designed to make him as much money as possible. I think he's a billionaire now, but I don't think he's ever been that guy's friend, he's just some guy who he's been friends with for a long time, and he's still just a guy he knows who can help him make money. Like, I can't imagine him ever having any kind of heart to heart with this dude, he's just some guy who knows how to make money on the internet.

    KawaiiFembee +22m +46 / -1
    > he's just some guy who knows how to make money on the internet.
    He knows how to make money on the internet in the same way that I know how to use a computer. I don't actually know how to use a computer, I just know how to pretend I know how to use a computer.

      Lv999_Lich_King +30m +33 / -1
      I know how to use a computer
      I just don't know how to make money on the internet
      :marseyitsover:

        KawaiiFembee +4m +31 / -1
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          Lv999_Lich_King +2m +20 / -1
          Thanks king
          :marseykingcrown:

    1066_International +13m +41 / -1
    He’s not

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2025-04-12T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a 30 year old virgin who has been in love with a woman for 10 years. I have to get my dick sucked in the hospital today. Am I going to die?
URL: {REDDIT: r/DeadBedrooms im_a_30_year_old_virgin_who_has_been_in_love_with}
VOTES: +67 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm a 30 year old virgin who has been in love with a woman for 10 years. I have to get my dick sucked in the hospital today. Am I going to die?
> EDIT: I am NOT a sex worker. I have been in love with this woman for 10 years and we've had a friendship that's lasted for 12 years. I have never had sex and have never seen a woman naked. I am getting my dick sucked in the hospital today because I have to get a procedure done that requires my dick to be sucked.
> EDIT 2: I'm not trying to get a blowjob. I'm just asking for a blowjob to be done on me as part of the procedure.
> EDIT 3: I'm not asking for anyone to suck my dick. I'm just asking for someone to suck my dick as part of the procedure.
> EDIT 4: I'm not asking for anyone to suck my dick. I'm just asking for someone to suck my dick as part of the procedure.
> EDIT 5: I'm not asking for anyone to suck my dick. I'm just asking for someone to suck my dick as part of the procedure.
> EDIT 6: I'm not asking for anyone to suck my dick. I'm just asking for someone to suck my dick as part of the procedure.
> EDIT 7: I'm not asking for anyone to suck my dick. I'm just asking for someone to suck my dick as part of the procedure.
> EDIT 8: I'm not asking for anyone to suck my dick. I'm just asking for someone to suck my dick as part of the procedure.
> EDIT 9: I'm not asking for anyone to suck my dick. I'm just asking for someone to suck my dick as part of the procedure.
> EDIT 10: I'm not asking for anyone to suck my dick. I'm just asking

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-09-10T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyreportercnn: “We’re so worried that we’re not going to be able to have children” - New York Times
URL: {TWEET: nytimes}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +2m +23 / -0
> we’re not going to be able to have children
Is this not the plot of every horror movie ever?

  KawaiiFembee +4m +12 / -0
  I'm going to get knocked up by a scary serial killer :marseycoomer2:

  JohnDevereaux +1h +5 / -0 [C]
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  jewish lives matter

BooMetropolis +3m +15 / -0
:#didntreadlol:

  KawaiiFembee +1m +10 / -0
  :marseysalutearmy: I am here to entertain you

    BooMetropolis +2m +11 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

  JohnDevereaux +1h +5 / -0 [C]
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  jewish lives matter

  MakesFunOfJannies +2h +1 / -0
  I tried, its a twitter link

KoreanDandyKing +4m +12 / -0
I just want a wife who doesn't eat, doesn't talk, doesn't complain, and doesn't wear makeup and I'll pump her out with 6 kids.
:#marseyshrug:

  KawaiiFembee +6m +12 / -0
  > doesn't talk
  :marseyagree:
  > doesn't complain
  :marseyagree:
  > doesn't wear makeup
  :marseyagree:
  > doesn't eat
  :marseydisagree: (thats how you get anorexia)

    KoreanDandyKing +1m +8 / -0
    A lot of women already have anorexia, so they're a perfect match.

      KawaiiFembee +1m +7 / -0
      :marseynotes: I will marry a woman with anore

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-09-24T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditards are having a go at a very cute cat lady :marseywave2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/amiugly i_26f_have_been_said_i_look_like_a_cat_woman}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Well, I've been told that many times, but recently I've noticed some people are saying it in a way that makes it seem like it's a bad thing. I just don't understand what's wrong with that, especially since I'm a big cat fan.
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> [She looks like a cat. She's not ugly, but she looks like a cat.]({REDDIT: r/amiugly i_26f_have_been_said_i_look_like_a_cat_woman})
> [So she should change her name to Marsey]({REDDIT: r/amiugly i_26f_have_been_said_i_look_like_a_cat_woman})
> [She looks like a cat, with that eye shape and nose. Don't get me wrong, she is cute, but she does look like a cat. You should take that as a compliment.]({REDDIT: r/amiugly i_26f_have_been_said_i_look_like_a_cat_woman})
> [I love it. You look like a cat woman. That's a compliment.]({REDDIT: r/amiugly i_26f_have_been_said_i_look_like_a_cat_woman})
> [I love it. You look like a cat woman. That's a compliment.]({REDDIT: r/amiugly i_26f_have_been_said_i_look_like_a_cat_woman})
> [I’m sorry, but I love it. I’d wear that outfit too.]({REDDIT: r/amiugly i_26f_have_been_said_i_look_like_a_cat_woman})
> [That's a compliment, you look cute.]({REDDIT: r/amiugly i_26f_have_been_said_i_look_like_a_cat_woman})
> [That's a compliment. You look like a cat.]({REDDIT: r/ami

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-10-21T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Final Countdown to the End of the World
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter the_final_countdown_to_the_end_of_the_world}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
ChristoffWChanderson +2m +8 / -0
>Heh, it's funny that you think the world's going to end this time but it's never going to actually end! :marseysmug2:
>Okay, but the world is definitely going to end this time! :marseyseethe:

  KawaiiFembee +10m +6 / -0
  > you think the world's going to end this time but it's never going to actually end!
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  X +1m +5 / -0
  > but it's never going to actually end!
  :#marseyinshallah:

    ChristoffWChanderson +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseybegging:

BigBussyHunter +2m +5 / -0
That foid looks like she's 12, 15 years old, and 60 years old all at the same time
:marseywut2:

  KawaiiFembee +9m +5 / -0
  :marseywall: :marseywall: :marseywall: :marseywall: :marseywall:

    BigBussyHunter +2m +4 / -0
    :marseyxd:
    :marseysmug2: :marseysmug2: :marseysmug2: :marseysmug2: :marseysmug2:

  X +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseywinemom:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +4 / -0
    :marseywinemom: is right on the money

      X +1m +4 / -0
      :#marseyshesright:

GooooooldMember +2h +3 / -0
Trump is the

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2024-12-06T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to cope when you're 40 and single and have no kids
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskMen how_to_cope_when_youre_40_and_single_and_have_no}
VOTES: +39 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm 39, in good shape, decent looking, with a solid career (I'm a programmer), a house, good friends, etc. I was never super hot or anything, but I did have a decent dating life up until about 10 years ago. It's just that I never wanted to settle, and ended up being single for a while.
> Now I'm 40 and single, and not sure how to cope with it. I'm not depressed, I'm not suicidal, I'm not angry. I'm just kind of sad that I have no kids. I'm not bitter, I'm not angry, I'm not jealous of people who have kids.
> I don't know how to cope with it. I don't want to be bitter or angry or jealous, but I'm just kind of sad that I have no kids. I don't know how to cope with it. I don't want to be bitter or angry or jealous, but I'm just kind of sad that I have no kids.
> I'm not sure how to cope with it. I don't want to be bitter or angry or jealous, but I'm just kind of sad that I have no kids. I don't know how to cope with it.
> I'm not sure how to cope with it. I don't want to be bitter or angry or jealous, but I'm just kind of sad that I have no kids. I don't know how to cope with it.
> I'm not sure how to cope with it. I don't want to be bitter or angry or jealous, but I'm just kind of sad that I have no kids. I don't know how to cope with it.
> I'm not sure how to cope with it. I don't want to be bitter or angry or jealous, but I'm just kind of sad that I have no kids. I don't know how to cope with it.
> I'm not sure how to cope with it. I don't want to be bitter or angry or jealous, but I'm just kind of

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2023-09-16T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyexcited: Happy Friday, I'm drunk and horny and have a bonus Marsey
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!boozers
COMMENTS:
Penny +1m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  KawaiiFembee +7m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    Penny +1m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      KawaiiFembee +5m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        Penny +1m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          KawaiiFembee +4m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            Penny +2m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              KawaiiFembee +1m +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                Penny +35s +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  KawaiiFembee +2m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Penny +1m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      KawaiiFembee +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Penny +2m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          KawaiiFembee +2m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Penny +1m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

iStillMissEd +1h +2 / -0
I wish I was drunk.
!leafs

  SpookyFartMan69 +5m +1 / -0
  I'm drunk but i don't feel it

    iStillMissEd +4m +1 / -0
    I'm feeling it, but I still don't feel drunk

SpookyFartMan69 +1h +1 / -0
Me too
:marseydrunk:

  KawaiiFembee +3h +2 / -0
  :marseyshy3: hey
  {IMG}

    SpookyFartMan69 +2h +2 / -0
    :marseyblush: hi

      KawaiiFembee +7h +2 / -0
      {IMG

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2025-04-07T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My wife (46F) wants to re-open our marriage. How can I help her?
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationships my_wife_46f_wants_to_reopen_our_marriage_how_can}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> We (54M) have been married 24 years and have 3 children in their late 20s. We've been married 10 years longer than we were single. All three children are successful, healthy and happy. We've always had a happy home.
> We've been married a long time. At first we were very passionate about each other but over the last decade things have cooled down. We don't have sex, and she's not particularly attracted to me. She says she's happy with the marriage but she's not in love with me anymore.
> She says that she would like to re-open our marriage so she can have the kind of relationship she wants. She says she doesn't want to divorce me but she wants to have a relationship where we have sex and she's allowed to go on dates. She says I should have an open marriage too, but I'm not interested in having sex with anyone else.
> I don't know what to do. I love her very much and I don't want to divorce her. I know that I can't force her to love me again, but how can I help her get the relationship she wants? What are the things that I can do to make this work?
> I'm worried that she'll start to resent me if I don't allow her to have a relationship outside our marriage. I'm also worried that she'll leave me if I don't allow her to have a relationship outside our marriage.
> What should I do?
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
> I'm worried that she'll start to resent me if I don't allow her to have a relationship outside our marriage. I'm also worried that she'll leave me if I don't allow her to have a relationship outside our marriage.
:#marseyemojilaugh:

  Adolin113355 +1h +4 / -0
  Least cucked :marseykiwi: poster.

KoreanD

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2023-09-14T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not drama] I'm becoming a landlord and you should too
URL: N/A
VOTES: +42 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been living with my parents for the last few years and I've always had a dream of owning my own home. I've been saving up and I finally have enough for a deposit. I've been looking around and I've found a few properties that I'm interested in. I'm excited to be able to own my own home and have the freedom to make my own decisions. I think it's a great way to secure your future and have the freedom to live the life you want.
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +23 / -0
> I've been looking around and I've found a few properties that I'm interested in
:#marseyviewerstare:

  KawaiiFembee +12m +22 / -0
  {IMG}

    Maximus +1m +13 / -0
    :marseysquint:

      KawaiiFembee +3m +10 / -0
      {GIF}

    KONY_2032 +43m +8 / -0
    :marseysoypoint:
    :#marseysoypoint2:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3h +2 / -0
    Are you a hot landchad? Or are you just a hot rentoid?

      KawaiiFembee +1h +2 / -0
      I'm a hot landchad. The house I'm looking at is just a rental property.

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +2 / -0
        You're not hot enough to be a landlord

          KawaiiFembee +10m +2 / -0
          I'm not hot enough to be a landlord :marseygiveup:

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +15m +2 / -0
            Then don't be one

            weiguksa +3h +2 / -0
            :#marseyeggirl:

arsey +16m +19 / -0
I bought my house in the 90s and I don't

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AUTHOR: KawaiiFembee
DATE: 2025-01-22T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: (Schizo) New Zealanders are discussing the famous 2018 New Zealand mosque shootings
URL: https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/was-the-christchurch-mosque-shooting-a-terrorist-attack-or-a-government-plant-sQV3SEW7S465POG7P7XOPVOP4U
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Was the Christchurch mosque shooting a terrorist attack or a government plant?
> By James Shaw
> The Christchurch mosque shootings of March 2019 were the most devastating terrorist attack in our history. That is a fact. I, and many others, mourn the loss of those innocent lives.
> But are they the most deadly terrorist attack in our history? I don’t think so.
> If the government had any interest in stopping terrorism, the government would be publicly reporting on the number of people killed by terrorism in New Zealand.
> We have a law that requires the government to report on the number of people killed by terrorist attacks. That law requires the government to publicly report on the number of people killed by terrorism. The government doesn’t have to do that. They are not required to do that. They are not required to do that by law. But they are required to do that by the law. And they are not doing that.
> The law requires the government to report on the number of people killed by terrorism in New Zealand. The law requires the government to publicly report on the number of people killed by terrorism in New Zealand. The law requires the government to publicly report on the number of people killed by terrorism in New Zealand. The law requires the government to publicly report on the number of people killed by terrorism in New Zealand. And they are not doing that.
> The government is not doing that because they don’t want to report on the number of people killed by terrorism in New Zealand. The government doesn’t want to report on the number of people killed by terrorism in New Zealand.
> The government is not doing that because they don’t want to report on the number of people killed by terrorism in New Zealand. The government doesn’t want to report on the number of people killed by terrorism in New Zealand.
> The government is not doing that because they don’t want to report on the number of people killed by

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2023-02-11T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I wonder what the most autistic person on this site is?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
There’s gotta be some real winners in here
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +5m +43 / -0
:#marseywave2:

  keepmeposted +1m +15 / -0
  :marseywave3:

  UraniumDonGER +2h +4 / -0
  :#marseyretard2:
  :#marseylove:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +23 / -0
@Soren

  Soren +1m +15 / -1
  no I am not autistic, just retarded
  {IMG}

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +15 / -0
    > I am not autistic, just retarded
    :#marseyxd:

      Soren +2m +12 / -1
      I am not autistic, I am just retarded
      {IMG}

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +13 / -0
        I'm not even going to respond to this because it's so pathetic

          Soren +1m +12 / -1
          I am not autistic, I am just retarded
          {IMG}

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +56s +10 / -0
            {YOUTUBE}

              Soren +1m +13 / -1
              I am not autistic, I am just retarded
              {IMG}

                MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +12 / -0
                I'm not gonna respond to this one either. If you don't have anything funny to say then don't say anything at all.

                  Soren +1m +9 / -1
                  I am not autistic, I am just retarded
                  {IMG}

                    MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +10 / -0
                    I hate you so much

                      Soren +1m +9 / -1
                      I am not autistic, I am just retarded
                      {IMG}

                        MarseyIsMyWaifu +

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2021-12-27T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Aevann, how do I edit posts that have been commented on?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
That's all, thanks. I'm not sure why I was banned but I thought it was a good post. I'll try harder next time.
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +9 / -0
I think thats a super secret feature only for true powerusers, you will have to make a new account and post again.

  keepmeposted +1m +6 / -0
  Fuck, I was just about to post a hot take on some drama. I'll try to remember this next time

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +8 / -0
    I was just joking. It is actually very easy to edit posts, you just have to know the secret trick. The trick is to edit it. This is very difficult and you should only attempt this if you have a high IQ.

      keepmeposted +5m +5 / -0
      Thanks, I'll try to remember this next time.

    Aevann +1h +4 / -0
    u can edit posts with comments now :marseyexcited:

      keepmeposted +16m +2 / -0
      Thanks

    Aevann +2h +2 / -0
    u can edit posts with comments now :marseyexcited:

  Aevann +1h +3 / -0
  u can edit posts with comments now :marseyexcited:

  Aevann +1h +2 / -0
  u can edit posts with comments now :marseyexcited:

Aevann +1h +3 / -0
u can edit posts with comments now :marseyexcited:

  keepmeposted +14m +2 / -0
  Thanks

    Aevann +1d +1 / -0
    np :marseyblowkiss:

      keepmeposted +1h +1 / -0
      Thanks

        Aevann +46m +1 / -0
        np :marseyblow

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-05-17T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid finds out her boyfriend is a massive cuck
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice update_my_bf_32m_has_a_flair_that_says_hes_a}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I really don't know how people can cuck like this. Imagine having sex with a woman who is having sex with another man. I'd be so disgusted. I can't imagine the smell.
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +5m +11 / -0
>it's really hard to find a man who has no preferences
>have to put up with him being a cuck to get laid
>blowjob
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
  > he's a man, he will do whatever she wants
  > he can't give her what she wants
  > he's a cuck
  not her fault, she's just a woman

Proctologist +25m +9 / -0
Wife’s boyfriend:
> It’s hard to find a guy who will do that without wanting something in return. You need to be a hot enough girl to get a guy to do that
Woman’s boyfriend:
> I’m not gay so I don’t have a preference for dick or pussy. I am not attracted to men at all and that’s why I’m with you.
:marseythinkorino:

  keepmeposted +17m +6 / -0
  I'm gonna be real here, if I had the option of a dude fucking my wife and not having to worry about the smell, I'd take it.

    Proctologist +3m +7 / -0
    I guess it’s the only way to get any action with a foid these days.

    whyareyou +38m +2 / -0
    oh, honey. you're going to find out soon enough that there are good reasons for the rule "don't put your dick in crazy"

      keepmeposted +4m +2 / -0
      no i don't think so, it's not like I'm going to get laid any other way, and I'm not crazy

        whyareyou +

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2023-09-08T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm so tired of this shit
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm so sick of the constant pings I get from the site. It's just too many. It's just too much.
I'm tired of the constant notifications, the constant pings, the constant messages, the constant posts, the constant comments, the constant notifications, the constant pings, the constant messages, the constant posts, the constant comments, the constant notifications, the constant pings, the constant messages, the constant posts, the constant comments, the constant notifications, the constant pings, the constant messages, the constant posts, the constant comments, the constant notifications, the constant pings, the constant messages, the constant posts, the constant comments, the constant notifications, the constant pings, the constant messages, the constant posts, the constant comments, the constant notifications, the constant pings, the constant messages, the constant posts, the constant comments, the constant notifications, the constant pings, the constant messages, the constant posts, the constant comments, the constant notifications, the constant pings, the constant messages, the constant posts, the constant comments, the constant notifications, the constant pings, the constant messages, the constant posts, the constant comments, the constant notifications, the constant pings, the constant messages, the constant posts, the constant comments, the constant notifications, the constant pings, the constant messages, the constant posts, the constant comments, the constant notifications, the constant pings, the constant messages, the constant posts, the constant comments, the constant notifications, the constant pings, the constant messages, the constant posts, the constant comments, the constant notifications, the constant pings, the constant messages, the constant posts, the constant comments, the constant notifications, the constant pings, the constant messages, the constant posts, the constant comments, the constant notifications, the constant pings, the constant messages, the constant posts, the constant comments, the constant notifications, the constant pings, the constant messages, the constant posts, the constant comments, the constant notifications, the constant pings, the constant messages, the constant posts, the constant comments, the constant notifications, the constant pings, the constant messages, the constant posts, the constant comments, the constant notifications, the

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2021-07-08T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid with no personality takes over the entire mens subreddits
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskMenOver30 what_is_the_best_way_to_handle_an_obvious}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Oh no, the most boring foid on reddit is trying to get an answer to her question
COMMENTS:
Bussylover +7m +26 / -0
Moids just can’t help themselves, they will simp for literally anyone. It’s disgusting.

  keepmeposted +3m +21 / -0
  I unironically think that's a problem with masculinity, and I can't wait for the next generation of men to grow up to be better

    Bussylover +5m +17 / -0
    I’m a man and I’m very good. I have my own business, a loving family and a very beautiful, independent wife. She’s a professional and I’m not a jealous man. I make her feel safe and loved. It’s called being a good man. I’ve never had to do anything to make my foid look better. That’s just a low self esteem moid thing.

      Cao_Cao +3h +13 / -0
      >My wife is a professional
      {GIF}

      keepmeposted +12h +3 / -0
      Are you on any of the groups for men over 30? I'm genuinely interested in hearing your thoughts.

        Bussylover +5h +3 / -0
        I’m on the ones for older men. I’m 40

          keepmeposted +1h +3 / -0
          I'd love to chat more, what are your thoughts on the over 30s subreddits?

            Bussylover +2d +2 / -0
            Oh I think it’s a good place to talk about things we can’t talk about with women. They don’t understand. We need to talk about men’s issues and the problems we face as men. I’m so happy that it exists

              keepmeposted +16h +2 / -0
              based

            Bussylover +2d +2 / -0
            I

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-02-25T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to ban evade on reddit?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I got banned for saying I was going to buy a gun. Can I still post on reddit?
COMMENTS:
Tevs +2h +2 / -0
you have to start using a new device with a new IP and new browser and new email

  keepmeposted +1h +1 / -0
  thanks bb

H +1h +1 / -0
Just get a new email address

KinoBushido +4h +1 / -0
You have to buy a VPN, reset your router, and use a new email. It's an absolute pain in the ass and I still get shadowbanned sometimes.

  keepmeposted +1m +1 / -0
  thanks bb

    KinoBushido +2m +1 / -0
    No prob

      keepmeposted +11m +1 / -0
      I can't get a new email address, is there anything else I can do? I've tried with a vpn and a new device, same shit. I've been using protonmail, is there any other good mail provider?

        KinoBushido +12m +1 / -0
        I use ProtonMail too. I don't think there's anything else you can do. It's a permanent ban I believe. You can try a different browser too, or a browser that blocks fingerprinting
        https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/fingerprinting-and-browsers
        https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/fingerprint-block/mbmbjgkjdjgbfnogjogjgjfkiojbkoek?hl=en
        https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/fingerprint-block/

          keepmeposted +1h +1 / -0
          Thanks bb

keepmeposted +4h +1 / -0
@KinoBushido do you know any good free vpns?

  KinoBushido +3m +1 / -0
  I use ProtonVPN for free. I used Windscribe a few years ago and they're good too.

    keepmepost

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-05-21T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I've been in the top 0.1% of earners on rdrama for the last 13 months
URL: N/A
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm the best lol
COMMENTS:
L +15m +14 / -0
I'm in the top 0.1% of dramacoin spenders. The last time I was in the top 10% of earners was over a year ago.

  keepmeposted +2m +8 / -0
  I'm the best at spending, you're the best at earning.

    L +3m +11 / -0
    My strategy is simple. I just make sure to spend all my money in the last 24 hours of every month. Thats how I've been able to keep my balance negative for so long. Then I do a little overtime at work and I'm back up to a positive balance. Rinse and repeat.

      keepmeposted +1m +6 / -0
      That's actually a good strategy.

        L +2m +6 / -0
        Its not really a strategy its more of a cycle I've just found myself stuck in.
        I think I'm going to try to get out of it this month and spend my entire pay check on an alt seeing eye and a few marseybux to turn them into awards.

          keepmeposted +1m +6 / -0
          That's actually a good idea

            L +1m +6 / -0
            I should probably save a little bit more than I have now but I just cant stop myself. If you dont have a spending problem you have to find something else to fixate on.
            Maybe I'll keep my eyes on the price of dramacoin and goomble it all away if it dips below a certain point.

              keepmeposted +5m +5 / -0
              I can't stop myself from spending it because it's so cheap.
              I'll save up a little bit and then goomble it all away.

                L +5m +6 / -0
                I'm not even really goombling. Its just buying awards at a discounted price when I have a negative balance

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2023-03-16T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have been feeling like shit for a few days
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's probably the flu. I'm going to go to the gym and get some protein shakes and hopefully feel better soon.
COMMENTS:
keepmeposted +1m +6 / -0
I took a bunch of vitamins and drank a protein shake and now I'm feeling better. :marseylove:

  ManBearFridge +1h +3 / -0
  Damn, hope you aren't lactose intolerant

    keepmeposted +56m +3 / -0
    I'm not, I've been eating yoghurt for a few days and I was feeling fine

      ManBearFridge +10m +2 / -0
      :marseysweating:

  johnnypoop +1h +2 / -0
  Based and very normiepilled

  WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +2 / -0
  You are beta, real men will be drinking pure cow semen

arseupwrongo +4m +3 / -0
Just rest. Go to bed and get some sleep

  keepmeposted +1m +5 / -0
  I'm not a woman I don't need to sleep.

    arseupwrongo +2m +3 / -0
    Even if you're a man you still need to rest to recover from illness. Your body can't fight the infection if you're not in good shape.

      keepmeposted +1m +3 / -0
      I'm going to rest by going to the gym

        arseupwrongo +1m +4 / -0
        That's good. Just don't overdo it and have a good sleep in the night.

          keepmeposted +1m +3 / -0
          I'll do that and then have a protein shake.

            arseupwrongo +3m +3 / -0
            Nice. I hope you get better soon.

              keepmeposted +1m +3 / -0
              Thanks!

KinoBushido +19m +2 / -0
> I have

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2023-10-22T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: ITT: post your top 5 most interesting, crazy, or funny stories
URL: N/A
VOTES: +66 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'll go first.
I was a contractor for a bank for a while, and I was working with some other guys on a project. One of the guys was a complete psycho, very annoying, very weird, very rude. He was always late to meetings, would hang around for like 10 minutes after they started and then leave. He'd get into arguments with the other guys, both in person and on slack. He was also a complete moron, he was the only guy there who didn't know how to use git and he was very defensive of that fact.
I hated him, and one day I was working on a story and he got involved. I was very confused about what he was trying to do and he kept saying that I was doing it wrong. Eventually I got fed up and said "okay well I'm going to do it the way that I think is right, if you want to do it the way that you think is right then go ahead and do it". He said "I'm not going to do that, you're going to do it my way" and then walked out of the room.
I did it the way I thought was right, and it worked. He came back in and was very angry that I had done it that way, and he started screaming at me. I told him that if he wanted to do it the way he thought was right then he should do it himself, and he stormed out of the room again.
After that, he stopped working with us on that story and I never saw him again. I think he was fired, but I'm not sure.
Anyway, that's my story.
COMMENTS:
Miserere_Mei_Deus +18m +47 / -0
My favorite story is that of the prophet (PBUH) who was chosen by God to be the last prophet, Jesus (PBUH). He was born to a virgin mother, Mary (PBUH), and lived a life of sinlessness. He was crucified by the Romans at the age of 33, but rose from the dead on the third day. He ascended to heaven and is now seated at the right hand of

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-04-06T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Have you ever been in a relationship with a foid?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've never been in a relationship with a foid. I've been in relationships with dudes and I've had sex with dudes but I've never been in a relationship with a foid. Any of you ever been in a relationship with a foid? If so, how was it?
COMMENTS:
AverageBen10Enjoyer +5m +14 / -0
I've been in a few relationships with foids. It's fine, I enjoy it for the same reasons as any other relationship, but it's also nice to have someone to have dinner with and maybe watch a film together, and to talk about your day etc. I'd never go back to a moid relationship though, it's just not the same.

  WootFatigue +30m +13 / -0
  Sounds like you’re gay.

    AverageBen10Enjoyer +14m +14 / -0
    I'm not, I've just been lucky enough to have had a few amazing relationships with women.

      WootFatigue +21m +11 / -0
      That’s because you’re gay.

  keepmeposted +17m +8 / -0
  I'd love to go on a date with a foid and have a nice dinner together, but I can't find any foids to date. I can't have a moid relationship with my friends because I like fucking them, and I can't have a relationship with a moid because I like fucking them. I'm confused.

    AverageBen10Enjoyer +1m +10 / -0
    I'd tell you to go on Grindr and try some new things but I don't know your location.

      keepmeposted +4m +8 / -0
      I'm Australian

        AverageBen10Enjoyer +2m +11 / -0
        Oh. The Grindr app is good but the real grindr is in the bars. I guess you could go to a gay bar and try to get laid, but I'm not sure what the etiquette is. Just go up to some random guy and ask

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2023-03-03T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoylentgrin: "This is what I look like to you" :marseychad:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LGBetterave +5m +9 / -0
That's a fat fuck, I bet he's got no chin, no jawline, and he's got the fat face of a fatty. I bet he's got a fat ass as well.

  keepmeposted +1m +4 / -0
  it's a dude with a 12in neck tattoo

    LGBetterave +4m +4 / -0
    The fat face of a fatty, then.

  GooooooldMember +1h +2 / -0
  > fat fuck, I bet he's got no chin, no jawline, and he's got the fat face of a fatty. I bet he's got a fat ass as well.
  > I bet he's got a fat ass as well.
  :marseyxd:

  rip_spal +2h +2 / -0
  > fat face of a fatty
  Literally just fat, they don't have fat faces, they have fat faces.

GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
His dad is a fat fuck

  keepmeposted +4m +1 / -0
  he has a neck tattoo

    GooooooldMember +12m +1 / -0
    Thats why i said dad

Dramallama123 +3h +1 / -0
This is what i look like to me........https://www.rdrama.net/post/150689/marseysoylentgrin-this-is-what-i-look/3692473#context

  keepmeposted +1h +1 / -0
  that's not me

    Dramallama123 +10h +1 / -0
    Stop it..https://www.rdrama.net/post/150689/marseysoylentgr

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-04-28T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Aussie drama: 1000km bike ride in the outback
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
One of my friends is planning a bike ride around the outback. He's in decent shape but it's a 1000km loop. I'm asking him to prove that he can do it and I'm also asking him to prove that he can't do it. He's going to have to use a support vehicle to do it. He has a bunch of people in his corner but I'm starting a counter team.
I need to know how to get a decent sounding response that I can post to people that will argue that he can't do it. I want to be able to post a collection of arguments that I've collated.
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +3m +9 / -0
Why don’t you just ride it with him.

  keepmeposted +1m +9 / -0
  Because I don't want to

    WootFatigue +5m +6 / -0
    Then why are you worried about him?

      keepmeposted +2m +11 / -0
      Because I think it's retarded and I don't want to see my friend do something that I think is retarded

        WootFatigue +1m +7 / -0
        Oh. That makes more sense.

        Roadrash +13m +5 / -0
        Sounds like you just want him to be like you. I mean, I do too, but that's just the way it is sometimes.

          keepmeposted +1m +4 / -0
          I actually do want to be like him, he's a pretty cool dude.

        Hoss +2h +3 / -0
        Why not just go and do it yourself?

          keepmeposted +1m +3 / -0
          I don't want to do it, I want him to do it

            Hoss +3m +3 / -0
            Then just tell him you won't go unless he does it. Make him prove he's not a pussy.

              keepmeposted +2m +2 / -0
              I

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-08-09T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey Marsey Marsey
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1h +3 / -0
{IMG}
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{IMG}ong

  keepmeposted +10h +2 / -0
  I'd like to go to bed now

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +1 / -0
    Get some rest king.

keepmeposted +36s +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-01-04T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Just wanted to give an update on my recent trip to the US
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Firstly, you need to remember that all the following is coming from a Canadian perspective.
I have had a pretty good time. I went to Las Vegas and it was pretty cool, even if I'm not a big fan of gambling. I do really like the South though, it's a nice contrast to the North.
I was thinking about going to a few national parks but it's cold as fuck right now, I'm going to wait until April or something.
I got to visit my friend in New York, and it was cool to see the city and the people and the buildings and the food and all that. I did get a little sick and tired of the hustle and bustle though, and I don't think I would ever want to live there. I would probably prefer something like Chicago or Atlanta, but I haven't been to either yet.
I went to Disneyland, and it was ok. I didn't really enjoy it that much, but I can see why people like it.
I'm going to Florida next, I think that's a good choice. I don't think I'd like going to any other states, especially not Texas. I'm going to stay in a hostel for a few days in New Orleans, it looks like a fun place to be.
I'm going to be going to San Francisco soon, it's a pretty long drive but I'm looking forward to it.
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +15 / -0
What are you doing in the US if you’re not a citizen or permanent resident? I thought you had to be one to get a passport?

  keepmeposted +5m +10 / -0
  I'm a citizen

    carpathianflorist +1m +12 / -0
    :marseyglow:

      keepmeposted +3m +9 / -0
      I have a passport, I'm just not a US citizen

        carpathianflorist +1m +9 / -0
        :marseyglow:

          keepmeposted +1m +8 / -0
          I'm Canadian

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2023-09-03T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Please explain
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +1m +16 / -0
You have to give up your identity to become part of the community

  keepmeposted +3m +10 / -0
  very sad

    johnnypoop +1m +10 / -0
    It's a bit sad, but if they're gonna be a part of the community, they gotta give up their individuality

      keepmeposted +1m +10 / -0
      I agree, but I also think that being trans is a choice and not a condition

        johnnypoop +1m +8 / -0
        Agreed, it's a choice, but also a choice to make. One that will never be undone

          keepmeposted +2m +6 / -0
          :marseydespair:

            johnnypoop +46s +5 / -0
            :#marseycheerup:

  BigBlackCockatiel +1h +2 / -0
  Why do you think the meme was born?

X +3m +12 / -0
:#marseytransplushie3:

  BigBlackCockatiel +1h +1 / -0
  Huh?
  :#marseytransplushie3:

    X +2m +3 / -0
    https://rdrama.net/post/198025/transbians-are-a-mental-illness-and/4828371#context

      BigBlackCockatiel +4m +2 / -0
      :#marseyconfused:

        X +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseytransplushie3:

          BigBlackCockatiel +1m +2 / -0
          :#marseytransplushie3:

            X +54s +5 / -0
            :#marseytransplushie3:

              BigBlackCockatiel +1m +2 / -0
              :

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-07-19T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Cute Twink Gets His Ass Kicked
URL: {REDDIT: r/facepalm i_thought_this_was_a_joke_but_it_turns_out_hes}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
userturkey13 +13m +10 / -0
Cute twink

  keepmeposted +1m +7 / -0
  :marseyjam:

    userturkey13 +48s +5 / -0
    :marseyjam:

KinoBushido +2h +5 / -0
I have a feeling this twink is in for a world of pain

  keepmeposted +38m +3 / -0
  Hopefullying, idk if he's a minor or not

    KinoBushido +3h +2 / -0
    He's the same age as the other kid. That's why it's a hate crime :marseydepressed:

      keepmeposted +1h +2 / -0
      fuck man

        KinoBushido +3h +2 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:

garlicdoors +10m +4 / -0
Redditors are pedos

  keepmeposted +1m +1 / -0
  they should be thrown off the roof

    cyberdick +1h +2 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

MDEcel +1h +4 / -0
I have a feeling this twink is in for a world of pain

Jimbo_B_Beterson +3h +2 / -0
This is what happens when you grow up without a dad

keepmeposted +4m +1 / -0
[bonus]({TWEET: AidenFJ})

keepmeposted +1m +1 / -0
I'd post this in h/foid but it's full of :marseytrain:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +24m +3 / -0
  :marseytrain: are foids you fucking bigot

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-07-21T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bongs are not sending their best
URL: https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/british-queen-pays-sydney-visitors-unusual-tribute-20220721-p5b6cj.html
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Jimbo_B_Beterson +3m +2 / -0
Common sense says that if you can afford to go to Australia, you should be allowed to vote

Marsey_but_Inflated +3h +2 / -0
> "It's not to my taste."
> "It's not to my taste," she repeated, before moving on.
:#marseyqueen: :marseyqueen: :!marseyqueen: :marseyqueen: :!marseyqueen: :marseyqueen: :!marseyqueen:

  keepmeposted +2h +2 / -0
  I mean, I'd have to be a complete retard to think that's a good sandwich.

H +2h +2 / -0
Bongs don't have a monopoly on bad sandwiches

  keepmeposted +1h +2 / -0
  I think you're right, I have a feeling I would have been able to make a better sandwich than that with the ingredients they had at hand. Australia also doesn't have a monopoly on bad sandwiches.

    H +1h +2 / -0
    I've never had an Australian sandwich and I've eaten a lot of sandwiches in my life.

      keepmeposted +1h +1 / -0
      I've never had a British sandwich but I've had plenty of other sandwiches. I'm not even sure what the bongs even put in their sandwiches. I don't think they've ever invented anything. Maybe they'll add some jam after the sandwich is made. I doubt even the best bong sandwich would be better than a decent burger one. I've never had an Australian sandwich. I've never been to Australia, but I'd bet that they're even worse. I'm just speculating of course. But I think I'd be able to make something better than this with the

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-01-12T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Spoiler Alert] I am going to post a list of all the people I want to get into fights with on this site
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is a list of people that I want to get into fights with on this site.
1. @Aevann
2. @carpathianflorist
3. @FrozenChosen
4. @TheGrillcast
5. @QuadNarca
6. @pizzashill
7. @Landlord_Messiah
8. @Account_109_
9. @Intervention
10. @Joan_Wayne_Gacy
11. @Klenvastergan
12. @Snappy
13. @IDF
14. @LongNose
15. @Dramamine
16. @iowa_hawkeye
17. @ManBearFridge
18. @AverageBen10Enjoyer
19. @CarpBanEvasionAlt
20. @Wuzizname
21. @MarseyIsMyWaifu
22. @Dad
23. @Chapose
24. @Sylveon
25. @JusteLeblanc
26. @August
27. @Patriarch
28. @Dramacel
29. @BigBussyHunter
30. @BussySlayer
31. @MommyIssues
32. @Marco
33. @Dramarama
34. @Marsey
35. @Penny
36. @SlackerNews
37. @Arran
38. @AkumuYume
39. @TheTroubleWithPibbles
40. @Gigavaccinator
41. @Sigilstone17
42. @WifeBeater
43. @HOTEP
44. @PennyCoomsToDramacel
45. @Yeltsin
46. @TariqNasheed
47. @Enrico_Motassa
48. @

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2023-05-01T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey goes to the beach
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DestoryerCarbine +1m +5 / -0
:#marseybeach:

KinoBushido +42m +2 / -0
This is how I imagine the average dramafoid

keepmeposted +31s +2 / -0
@birdenthusiasts

  birdenthusiast +1h +3 / -0
  :marseyxd:

  birdenthusiast +1h +2 / -0
  I like this one :marseyhappytears:

    keepmeposted +1h +2 / -0
    it's from a guy on tiktok. He posts videos of cats doing weird things in the background to his musical and I always find them funny

      birdenthusiast +33m +2 / -0
      :marseyjam:

    keepmeposted +1h +2 / -0
    Here's some more
    {MP4}

      birdenthusiast +31m +2 / -0
      :marseyjam:

        keepmeposted +2m +2 / -0
        I love it, it's one of my favourites

          birdenthusiast +3m +2 / -0
          :marseyhearts:

            keepmeposted +1m +2 / -0
            I think I've posted like 50 videos by now, but I can't find this one. It's a cat that goes to a beach and then it walks out of the water to a patch of grass, then a guy comes out of the water and just stares at it. I think it's funny

              birdenthusiast +2m +2 / -0
              :marseyxd:

                keepmeposted +1m +2 / -0
                I can't find it, I'll try and find it tomorrow morning when I'm not about to go to sleep. It was from this guy on tiktok, I'll just post his

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2023-04-26T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's been a while since I've posted in a drama hole, how's it going?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Been a while since I've posted in a drama hole, how's it going?
COMMENTS:
DestoryerCarbine +15m +16 / -0
It's not.

  keepmeposted +53m +10 / -0
  That's a shame, I'm a huge fan of drama

    DestoryerCarbine +1m +11 / -0
    :#marseyflirt:

      keepmeposted +1h +7 / -0
      :#marseyblowkiss:

  DestoryerCarbine +1m +9 / -0
  >300 coins
  >115 marseybux
  :marseyshook:

    keepmeposted +53m +10 / -0
    I'm really rich, I bought the award that removes annoying awards

      DestoryerCarbine +1m +6 / -0
      Based

        keepmeposted +28s +7 / -0
        I'm going to get it back some day, I don't even like the annoying awards

          DestoryerCarbine +1m +7 / -0
          I have an idea for an award that makes the user immune to annoying awards (by making the annoying award only target them)
          @Aevann

            keepmeposted +1m +6 / -0
            I like that, I'm not a fan of the annoying awards

              DestoryerCarbine +1m +6 / -0
              I have an idea for an award that makes the user immune to annoying awards (by making the annoying award only target them)
              @Aevann

            Aevann +30m +5 / -0
            how

              DestoryerCarbine +14m +6 / -0
              It would make the annoying awards only target that user, you can't be affected by your own awards. You could also make it so it only lasts for a certain time.
              E.g.

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-04-09T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What’s the best thing you’ve ever done?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +4 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m trying to build up my confidence a bit and I think I’ve had a few good moments in my life. What’s the best thing you’ve done?
COMMENTS:
KinoBushido +1h +4 / -0
Donated $2000 to BLM

  keepmeposted +1m +1 / -0
  I think that’s pretty cool king

L +1h +3 / -0
Ran into a homeless dude in the middle of the night who was trying to steal a car and punched him in the head with my keys until he ran away. I still feel proud of that.

  keepmeposted +1m +2 / -0
  That’s pretty cool. I like the idea of doing something good for your community

    L +2m +3 / -0
    Yeah it was a tough decision because he was obviously mentally ill and I could've just called the cops, but they'd have just released him back onto the street and it would have just happened again.

      keepmeposted +1m +2 / -0
      I don’t know if you could have done anything different, but I think you made the right choice. In the end you’re probably better off

keepmeposted +10m +2 / -0
I got a woman to suck me off on the first date. I think that’s pretty cool.

  L +1h +3 / -0
  I got a woman to suck me off on the second date. I think that's pretty cool.

    keepmeposted +2m +1 / -0
    What’s the difference?

      L +2m +2 / -0
      I'm a virgin.

        keepmeposted +1m +1 / -0
        I’m not, but I think that’s pretty cool

Cao_Cao +38m +2 / -0
I once spent two weeks in a hotel in New York City. I stayed in the Metropolian, I ate in the finest restaurants, I saw the plays and I danced with the stars. I came home and

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-01-22T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Good morning, I hate my country
URL: {REDDIT: r/australia sturgis_case_shows_premiers_nsw_court_will_not}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's a fucking joke. I live in NSW and the entire state is a joke. People are dying of the coof and the state government is literally paying the unvaxxed to die. I can't stand it here.
COMMENTS:
911roofer +45m +4 / -0
You should move.

  keepmeposted +3m +3 / -0
  I don't want to

    911roofer +1m +3 / -0
    But it would solve your problems.

      keepmeposted +2m +3 / -0
      I know, but I've lived here for 25 years and I'm too stupid to move

        911roofer +2m +3 / -0
        Find a job in another state and move to that one.

          keepmeposted +1m +3 / -0
          That's not a bad idea. I'm considering it

            911roofer +1m +2 / -0
            I don’t know about your state, but the United States government offers tax incentives for moving out of California..

              keepmeposted +4m +3 / -0
              I'm not American

                911roofer +23s +3 / -0
                Oh.

                  keepmeposted +1m +3 / -0
                  :#marseycry:

  keepmeposted +1m +3 / -0
  I don't want to

    911roofer +2m +3 / -0
    But it would solve your problems.

      keepmeposted +2m +3 / -0
      I know, but I've lived here for 25 years and I'm too stupid to move

        911roofer +2m +3 / -0
        Find a job in another state and move to that one

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2021-11-24T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The only place on the internet where people are allowed to be racist
URL: https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/australia/comments/r6943o/i_hope_this_is_ok_to_post_here
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyblackface: :marseyblackface: :marseyblackface:
COMMENTS:
Sneed +19m +1 / -0
>My dad is aboriginal and he loves it when i act like this
:marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:iesies

  keepmeposted +1m +1 / -0
  :marseyblackface:ies:marseyblackface:ies:marseyblackface: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:ies

keepmeposted +47s +1 / -0
https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/australia/comments/r6943o/_/h8f614o/#comment-info
this guy is being pretty racisties

keepmeposted +5m +1 / -0
https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/australia/comments/r6943o/_/h8f54s4/#comment-info
this guy is a chud

  keepmeposted +2m +1 / -0
  https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/australia/comments/r6943o/_/h8f54s4/#comment-info
  this guy is a chud

keepmeposted +1m +1 / -0
https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/australia/comments/r6943o/_/h8f6dse/#comment-info
:marseyblackface: :marseyblackface: :marseyblackface: :marseyblackface: :marseyblackface:ies

keepmeposted +2m +1 / -0
https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/australia/comments/r6943o

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-11-29T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The future of the internet is on iOS 16, see you there.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +11m +5 / -0
:#marseybased:
Applecels btfo'd

Gonorrhea +1m +5 / -0
you get what you fucking deserve
:#marseydisagree:

  keepmeposted +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

BrasilIguana +2h +3 / -0
It's over for appletards

whyareyou +20h +1 / -0
{IMG}

  keepmeposted +1h +1 / -0
  :marseycontemplatesuicide:

    whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

      keepmeposted +23m +1 / -0
      :marseycontemplatesuicide::marseycontemplatesuicide::marseycontemplatesuicide:

        whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
        :marseyagreefast::marseyagreefast::marseyagreefast:

          keepmeposted +1m +1 / -0
          :marseycontemplatesuicide::marseycontemplatesuicide::marseycontemplatesuicide:

            whyareyou +5h +1 / -0
            :marseyagreefast::marseyagreefast::marseyagreefast:cott

              keepmeposted +1h +1 / -0
              :marseycontemplatesuicide::marseycontemplatesuicide::marseycontemplatesuicide:cott

                whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
                :marseyagreefast::marseyagreefast::marseyagreefast:cott

                  keepmeposted +42s +1 / -0
                  :marseycontemplatesuicide::marseycontemplatesuicide::marseycontemplatesuicide:cott

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-02-11T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: what is this site
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Is it some sort of joke about reddit? If so, what is the joke? Why is the entire front page so angry?
COMMENTS:
geese_suck +3m +13 / -0
its a place to talk about random shit and ban people who annoy you

  keepmeposted +5m +10 / -0
  sounds good, ill stick around

    geese_suck +1m +10 / -0
    :#marseywave2:

  dog_eated_wasp +31m +9 / -0
  This, but unironically. /r/drama is dead and I'm not going to use that gay reddit clone.

    Broble64 +29m +4 / -0
    I miss when it wasn't dead. I miss when it wasn't 95% transphobic posts.

      dog_eated_wasp +5m +4 / -0
      i miss the golden age when the 'drama' sub was actually a front page subreddit. i miss the 'drama' sub, but i also don't miss the 'drama' sub. it is a complicated feeling.

        Broble64 +1m +4 / -0
        I miss the golden age when the 'drama' sub was actually a front page subreddit. I miss the 'drama' sub, but I also don't miss the 'drama' sub. It is a complicated feeling.

          dog_eated_wasp +2m +3 / -0
          :marseyjunkie:

  Urboros +1h +3 / -0
  I think that's pretty accurate description of the old sub too. Like you were gonna go into a sub and some people were gonna be mad at others and you were gonna read the drama. And if you weren't, it's pretty easy to talk to other people about it, too. And we can ban people for being too annoying.

  August +4h +1 / -0
  This, but unironically.

MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +11 / -0
This is a subreddit dedicated

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2023-01-29T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How do I go about deleting my rdrama account? I don't want to keep it anymore.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been really busy with work lately and don't have the time to make more retarded comments on the internet.
COMMENTS:
Garry_Chess +7m +14 / -0
You can’t. It’s a permanent contract

  keepmeposted +1h +2 / -0
  I don't understand. Can I get out of this contract somehow?

  6-9 +1h +1 / -0
  @aevann how do I delete my account?

    Aevann +13h +2 / -0
    there's no way to delete an account yet

      6-9 +1h +2 / -0
      :#marseycry:
      I've never been so disappointed in you

        Aevann +1h +3 / -0
        sry

          6-9 +3h +2 / -0
          :#marseycheerup:

Jimbo_B_Beterson +51m +8 / -0
Just leave

X +4m +8 / -0
you can't

  keepmeposted +1h +2 / -0
  @aevann how do I delete my account?

    Aevann +13h +2 / -0
    there's no way to delete an account yet

      keepmeposted +5h +2 / -0
      Thanks, I'm gonna do it in real life.

      keepmeposted +5h +2 / -0
      Can you give me a button to do this?

        Aevann +1h +3 / -0
        nope

          keepmeposted +2h +2 / -0
          :#marseygiveup:

HarryTrumanDorisDay +26m +6 / -0
If you're a mayo you can delete it by going outside.

  keepmeposted +1h +2 / -0
  I'm actually Indian. I guess I can leave the house then. I'll let

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2021-10-02T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Can a guy be a "dude"?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +1 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I know it's a sexist term, but is it OK to say it to a guy?
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +21m +6 / -0
Yes, we’re talking about dudes.

Dramamine +22m +5 / -0
Yes, it's an inclusive term that's used to refer to men, women, and non-binary people.

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +4 / -0
No, but you can call him a "dudebro" instead

  keepmeposted +1m +1 / -0
  Can a dude be a dudebro?

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +3 / -0
    Yes, but only if he is very masculine.

      keepmeposted +1m +2 / -0
      What if he's a gay dudebro?

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +3 / -0
        If he's gay then he's not a dude, he's a dudebro.

          keepmeposted +1m +3 / -0
          What if he's a dudebro dudebro?

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +4 / -0
            Then he's a dude.

              keepmeposted +2m +1 / -0
              What if he's a dudebro dudebro dude?

                DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +4 / -0
                Then he's a dudebro.

                  keepmeposted +1m +2 / -0
                  What if he's a dudebro dudebro dudebro?

                    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4m +3 / -0
                    Then he's a dude.

                      keepmeposted +3m +2 / -0
                      What if he's a dudebro dudebro dudebro dudebro?

                        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +3 / -0
                        Then he's a dudebro.

                          keepmeposted +2m +2 / -

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2023-06-04T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What's the best way to get into a relationship?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm a straight guy (maybe) and I'm currently 30. I've had a girlfriend before but she was abusive. I'm very wealthy and my hobbies include flying helicopters and playing football.
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +6m +18 / -0
{IMG}

  keepmeposted +1m +11 / -0
  It's been a while since I've been on here, I must have missed the ban awards. I'm not that good at flying helicopters, but I'm getting better at it.

    garlicdoors +4m +10 / -0
    :#marseyban:

      keepmeposted +1m +10 / -0
      I'm not that good at flying helicopters, but I'm getting better at it.

        garlicdoors +1m +12 / -0
        :#marseyban:

          keepmeposted +32s +10 / -0
          I'm not that good at flying helicopters, but I'm getting better at it.

            garlicdoors +36s +11 / -0
            :#marseyban:

              keepmeposted +24s +10 / -0
              I'm not that good at flying helicopters, but I'm getting better at it.

                garlicdoors +22s +11 / -0
                :#marseyban:

                  keepmeposted +1m +4 / -0
                  I'm not that good at flying helicopters, but I'm getting better at it.

                    garlicdoors +4m +3 / -0
                    :#marseyban:

                      keepmeposted +1m +4 / -0
                      I'm not that good at flying helicopters, but I'm getting better at it.

                        garlicdoors +1m +3 / -0
                        :#marseyban:

                          keepmeposted +3m +3 / -0
                          I'm not that good at flying helicopters, but I'm getting better at it.

                            garlicdoors +3m +3 / -

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-04-28T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: .
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
.
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +22 / -0
:#soyjackwow:

Enrico_Motassa +1m +16 / -0
:#marseysoypoint:

  UraniumDonGER +4m +12 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:
  !slots100

    Enrico_Motassa +2m +9 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint:
    !slots100

      Enrico_Motassa +13s +9 / -0
      :#marseysoypoint:
      !slots100

        Enrico_Motassa +11s +9 / -0
        :#marseysoypoint:
        !slots100

          Enrico_Motassa +12s +9 / -0
          :#marseysoypoint:
          !slots100

            Enrico_Motassa +15s +9 / -0
            :#marseysoypoint:
            !slots100

              Enrico_Motassa +12s +9 / -0
              :#marseysoypoint:
              !slots100

                Enrico_Motassa +11s +9 / -0
                :#marseysoypoint:
                !slots100

                  Enrico_Motassa +14s +9 / -0
                  :#marseysoypoint:
                  !slots100

                    Enrico_Motassa +13s +9 / -0
                    :#marseysoypoint:
                    !slots100

                      Enrico_Motassa +14s +9 / -0
                      :#marseysoypoint:
                      !slots100

                        Enrico_Motassa +12s +9 / -0
                        :#marseysoypoint:
                        !slots100

                          Enrico_Motassa +13s +9 / -0
                          :#marseysoyp

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-12-11T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: IT'S OVER. I lost my job.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I can't get a job, I can't find a partner, I can't even find the motivation to do anything anymore.
It's over.
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +13m +7 / -0
{IMG}

  keepmeposted +1m +5 / -0
  :marseycontemplatesuicide:

    loli_esports +1m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      keepmeposted +3m +3 / -0
      :marseycontemplatesuicide:

        loli_esports +3m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          keepmeposted +3m +3 / -0
          :marseycontemplatesuicide:

            loli_esports +4m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              keepmeposted +1m +3 / -0
              :marseycontemplatesuicide:

                loli_esports +24m +1 / -0
                {IMG}

                  keepmeposted +2h +1 / -0
                  :marseycontemplatesuicide:

  keepmeposted +1m +3 / -0
  :marseycontemplatesuicide:

    loli_esports +1m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      keepmeposted +2m +3 / -0
      :marseycontemplatesuicide:

        loli_esports +3m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          keepmeposted +2m +3 / -0
          :marseycontemplatesuicide:

            loli_esports +3m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              keepmeposted +3m +3 / -0
              :marseycontemplatesuicide:

                loli_esports +4m +3 / -0
                {IMG}

                  keepmeposted +2h +2 / -0
                  :marseycontemplatesuicide:

arsey +13m +6 / -

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-07-13T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The 100th post, but I'm tired of it and I'm not gonna do it
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Goodbye. I'm leaving. I hate this place.
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +1m +6 / -0
You will never be a real incel. You have no gussy, you have no gf, you have no dick. You are a mentally ill, socially awkward man twisted by pornography, shitty video games, and low self-esteem into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk girl home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your diseased, infected urethra.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an incel is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

  keepmeposted +2m +3 / -0
  That's great, I'm happy for you

    loli_esports +1m +4 / -0
    I'm glad I could help

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2023-07-19T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What's the best marsey in your opinion?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
In my opinion it's :marseyregular:
COMMENTS:
Cathedral +12m +10 / -0
:#marseysneed:

  keepmeposted +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

garlicdoors +7m +8 / -0
:#marseygarfieldpipe:

  keepmeposted +1m +5 / -0
  i have no idea what this is

    garlicdoors +3m +7 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

      keepmeposted +1m +5 / -0
      ohh i see, i like this one

ponyblaze +1m +8 / -0
:#marseyflamethrower:

  keepmeposted +3m +5 / -0
  :#marseylove:

TheProphet +1h +6 / -0
:#marseywave2:

  keepmeposted +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseylove:

SpookyFartMan69 +3h +5 / -0
:#marseyeldritchnut:

  keepmeposted +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseylove:

DoveMenCare +10m +5 / -0
:#marseyexciteddance:

  keepmeposted +4m +5 / -0
  :#marseylove:

Transformers +4h +5 / -0
:#marseysalutenavy:

  keepmeposted +33m +3 / -0
  :#marseylove:

L +37m +4 / -0
:#marseyfart:

  keepmeposted +2h +3 / -0
  :#marseylove:

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1h +4 / -0
:#marseyamogus:

  keepmeposted +1h +3 / -0
  :#m

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2023-02-20T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How do I get my friend to stop telling people I'm trans
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm a dude and I've been friends with this foid since we were 10. She's pretty cool. I'm not trans, but she thinks I'm trans. I've tried to tell her I'm not, and she just dismisses it as me coping, and says that I've been super emotional lately and I should go see a therapist. I'm not trans, I just feel like I'm not a man enough and I'm a faggot. I don't think I am but I'm a faggot. Any advice on how to get her to stop telling people I'm trans?
COMMENTS:
X +4m +14 / -0
> Any advice on how to get her to stop telling people I'm trans?
:#marseyeggirl:
:#marseytransattentionseeker:

  keepmeposted +3m +10 / -0
  I'm not trans but I do want to be a woman. I just don't want to be trans, I want to be a woman.

    X +1m +11 / -0
    :#marseyeggirl:

    pH +1h +5 / -0
    >I'm not trans but I do want to be a woman. I just don't want to be trans, I want to be a woman.
    :#marseytransrentfree:

    Mello_luvr +2h +4 / -0
    Then just be a woman, you don't need to be trans to be a woman.

    fuckingnerd +11h +2 / -0
    :#marseytransrentfree:

Patriarch +35m +10 / -0
> I'm not trans, but she thinks I'm trans. I've tried to tell her I'm not, and she just dismisses it as me coping, and says that I've been super emotional lately and I should go see a therapist
:#marseymanysuchcases:
{IMG}

  keepmeposted +1h +3 / -0
  I'm not trans, I'm a f

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-04-18T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Wow I thought this was some niche drama forum but I can't believe there's a porn thread here?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +38 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +2m +23 / -0
{IMG}

  keepmeposted +1m +14 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

    loli_esports +3m +8 / -0
    {IMG}

      keepmeposted +2m +6 / -0
      :#marseyagree:

        loli_esports +1m +9 / -0
        {IMG}

          keepmeposted +1m +10 / -0
          :#marseyagree:

            loli_esports +1m +12 / -0
            {IMG}

              keepmeposted +1m +6 / -0
              :#marseyagree:

                loli_esports +1m +7 / -0
                {IMG}

                  keepmeposted +1m +5 / -0
                  :#marseyagree:

                    loli_esports +2m +6 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      keepmeposted +1m +5 / -0
                      :#marseyagree:

                        loli_esports +2m +6 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          keepmeposted +2m +5 / -0
                          :#marseyagree:

                            loli_esports +2m +6 / -0
                            {IMG}

  L +1h +5 / -0
  {IMG}

BernieSanders +35m +17 / -0
> it's not porn
> it's art

X +1h +10 / -0
:#marseyeggirl:

  keepmeposted +1h +7 / -0
  :#marseyeggirl:

    X +4m +5 / -0
    :#marseyeggirl:

      keepmeposted +2m +5 / -0
      :#marseyeggirl:

        X +1

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2023-02-12T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 100% legit and not at all a scam
URL: https://www.facebook.com/MadameNoire/reel/1587795892115101
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +2m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  keepmeposted +1m +4 / -0
  How much did they give you, I'm sure it's a lot less than what they're offering

    ABC +3m +6 / -0
    I'm not that kind of retard :marseyshrug:

      keepmeposted +3m +4 / -0
      They're offering $1000k for a 10% share of your company, I'd be down to do it. There's no way this isn't a scam right?

        ABC +2m +5 / -0
        I don't know, I'm not a :marseyblack: or a :marseywomanmoment2:

          keepmeposted +1m +5 / -0
          I'm not a :marseyblack: but I'm pretty sure I'm a :marseywomanmoment2:

            ABC +1m +4 / -0
            You're a good :marseywomanmoment2: if you're not a :marseyblack:
            That's a negative.

              keepmeposted +1m +5 / -0
              I was thinking about the 10% share thing, like it's obviously a scam but I'd be down to do it for the exposure

                ABC +1m +4 / -0
                I'd be down for $1000k too. But I'm not that retarded :marseyshrug:

                  keepmeposted +4m +2 / -0
                  Oh yeah, that's a good point, I'd be down to do it for $1000k but I'd be too retarded to not fall for the scam

                Urboros +1h +2 / -0
                I could do this. But I don't have a Facebook account, so I

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2021-12-12T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: TwoX: I'm a man and I'm tired of pretending to be a woman
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes im_a_man_and_im_tired_of_pretending_to_be_a_woman}
VOTES: +65 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +3m +98 / -1
I am so, so, SO tired of pretending to be a woman.

  keepmeposted +1m +55 / -0
  Not a fetish btw

    carpathianflorist +1m +50 / -1
    I don’t have a fetish
    I’m just a girl
    I’m a girl
    I’m a girl
    I’m a girl
    I’m a girl
    I’m a girl
    I’m a girl
    I’m a girl

      Hoss +45m +25 / -0
      You forgot the best part.
      {YOUTUBE}

      ElectricFencePence +5h +5 / -0
      {IMG}

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +11m +27 / -0
    I'm so, so, SO tired of pretending to be a woman, please, I just want to be me!

  DaddyReagan +22m +21 / -0
  I am so, so, SO tired of pretending to be a woman. No one cares that I'm a trans girl. I've been playing dress up since I was a child. It's time to be my true self.

  X +2h +11 / -0
  :#marseyeggirl:

  ohno +1h +5 / -0
  I am so, so, SO tired of pretending to be a woman.
  :marseyagree:

  geese_suck +4h +5 / -0
  :marseytrans2:

  IslamWasRightAboutWomen +1h +4 / -0
  I am so, so, SO tired of pretending to be a woman.

  911roofer +2h +4 / -0
  I am so, so, SO tired

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2023-05-16T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit's new app is a fucking piece of shit, and you can't even do a 2 click install to try it out
URL: N/A
VOTES: +53 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Literally just kill yourself if you ever consider using this app. You need to install a native android app to use the app.
I have no interest in using this app and I don't care if I lose my account.
I don't care that the app is actually a good app and I'm just a sour, old and tired faggot, I just don't want to do 2 clicks to try it out.
COMMENTS:
DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +21m +29 / -0
> You need to install a native android app to use the app.
:#marseyschizotwitch:
lmao jesus christ how much of a faggot do you have to be to care about this

  keepmeposted +4m +13 / -0
  I'm not an android user, I'm a windows user. I don't care if I'm a faggot, I don't want to be bothered to try out an app, and I definitely don't want to go through a 2 step process to try out an app.

    DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1m +30 / -0
    > I'm a windows user.
    :#marseyitsover:

    9 +1h +6 / -0
    but you can try it out right now with your browser :marseyconfused:

      keepmeposted +1h +2 / -0
      I don't want to. Why would I want to? I don't want to.

    _sus +1h +3 / -0
    > I don't want to be bothered to try out an app
    you're just making excuses

      keepmeposted +1h +3 / -0
      I don't want to.

        _sus +1h +2 / -0
        I'm sorry you have to go through that.

          keepmeposted +17m +2 / -0
          I don't want to.

            _sus +2m

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2023-06-11T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The antiworker has a serious relationship
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork my_new_fiancé_is_a_digital_nomad}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +2h +2 / -0
I'd rather live on a cruise ship than that.

911roofer +2h +1 / -0
:marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::marseypuke::m

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-06-21T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a bit of a nerd and this subreddit is really great. The people here are really helpful and kind and I just wanted to say thanks.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm a bit of a nerd and this subreddit is really great. The people here are really helpful and kind and I just wanted to say thanks.
COMMENTS:
keepmeposted +15s +4 / -0
I'm a bit of a nerd and this subreddit is really great. The people here are really helpful and kind and I just wanted to say thanks.

  keepmeposted +1m +3 / -0
  I'm a bit of a nerd and this subreddit is really great. The people here are really helpful and kind and I just wanted to say thanks.

    keepmeposted +37s +3 / -0
    I'm a bit of a nerd and this subreddit is really great. The people here are really helpful and kind and I just wanted to say thanks.

      keepmeposted +37s +3 / -0
      I'm a bit of a nerd and this subreddit is really great. The people here are really helpful and kind and I just wanted to say thanks.

        keepmeposted +29s +3 / -0
        I'm a bit of a nerd and this subreddit is really great. The people here are really helpful and kind and I just wanted to say thanks.

          keepmeposted +28s +3 / -0
          I'm a bit of a nerd and this subreddit is really great. The people here are really helpful and kind and I just wanted to say thanks.

            keepmeposted +28s +3 / -0
            I'm a bit of a nerd and this subreddit is really great. The people here are really helpful and kind and I just wanted to say thanks.

              keepmeposted +32s +3 / -0
              I'm a bit of a nerd and this subreddit is really great. The people here are really helpful and kind and I just wanted to say thanks.

                keepmeposted +29s +3 / -0
                I'm a bit of a nerd and this subreddit is

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-01-17T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a bit pissed off rn
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Fuck you
COMMENTS:
X +4m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  keepmeposted +1h +4 / -0
  I hope I'm not the only one who thought you were dead

    X +2h +3 / -0
    I don't think anyone would care if I'm dead or not :marseycrying:

      keepmeposted +3m +2 / -0
      I would

        X +5m +3 / -0
        :#marseylove:

  keepmeposted +3m +4 / -0
  I was so excited to see this post

    X +5m +7 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:
    i was so proud of this post that i wanted to share it with everyone
    {IMG}

      keepmeposted +1h +3 / -0
      I love it. It's very cute

        X +2h +2 / -0
        ty :marseyhearts: i'm so glad you saw it

  S +2h +3 / -0
  :marseyschizoexcited:

    X +2h +3 / -0
    :#marseyblowkiss:

  Sneed +3h +1 / -0
  What's with the asian eyes?

    X +12m +2 / -0
    :#marseyjewoftheorient:

keepmeposted +2m +6 / -0
I'm still mad

  Dramamine +26m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

    keepmeposted +1h +3 / -0
    I'm so fucking angry

      Dramamine +2m +2 / -0
      :marseypat:

  Dramacel +43m +5 / -0
  are you a woman?

    keepmeposted +54m +2 / -0
    I'm a gay man

      Dramacel +4m +

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-07-24T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I want to fight a pajeet
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseytunaktunak:
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +2m +5 / -0
Do you have any fight experience?

  keepmeposted +4m +4 / -0
  i used to do amateur boxing. i used to be pretty good but I've been a bit lazy since my gf broke up with me and I don't have the motivation to go anymore. I'd probably do well in a street fight. I'm 6'4" 210lb and I have a decent jab.

    ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
    I would too, but I don't want to get my bussy beat up.

      keepmeposted +3m +4 / -0
      it would be pretty funny

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +2 / -0
    No one with a 5'11.5" height ever won a fight

      keepmeposted +2m +2 / -0
      i'm 6'4" you retard

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
        No one with a 6'4.5" height ever won a fight

          keepmeposted +1m +2 / -0
          if I was 6'4.5" I'd be able to beat up a pajeet

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +2 / -0
            no one with a 6'4.5" height ever won a fight

              keepmeposted +40s +2 / -0
              no one with a 6'4.5" height ever won a fight

                DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
                I'm gonna win this fight
                :#marseypunching:

                  keepmeposted +3m +2 / -0
                  I'm gonna win this fight
                  :#marseypunching:

                    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2021-09-16T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Did you know that while the Australian government is trying to stop you from being able to say faggot, you can still say faggot?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-09-16/online-hate-speech-act-2021-bill-passed-parliament/100464694
It's pretty funny
COMMENTS:
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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2023-04-26T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The best thing about rdrama is how it's full of sneed.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I love you guys
COMMENTS:
Jimbo_B_Beterson +2m +2 / -0
:marseywave2:a

SpookyFartMan69 +18m +1 / -0
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  keepmeposted +1m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2021-12-12T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Please upvote my top 10 list
URL: {REDDIT: r/television the_10_best_peter_griffin_quotes}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Sigilstone17 +1h +3 / -0
:#marseyfunko:

  keepmeposted +3h +1 / -0
  i'm gonna kill you

    Sigilstone17 +2h +2 / -0
    :#marseyohno:

X +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyfunko:
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  keepmeposted +1m +2 / -0
  why't you upvote my post

    X +50m +3 / -0
    :#marseyfunko:
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      keepmeposted +1h +2 / -0
      i'm gonna kill you

        X +14m +3 / -0
        :#marseyfunko:
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          keepmeposted +31m +2 / -0
          i'm gonna kill you

            X +1h +3 / -0
            :#marseyfunko:
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              keepmeposted +2m +2 / -0
              i'm gonna kill you

                X +1m +3 / -0
                :#marseyfunko:
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                  keepmeposted +13m +2 / -0
                  i'm gonna kill you

                    X +3m +3 / -0
                    :#marseyfunko:
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                      keepmeposted +10m +2 / -0
                      i'm gonna kill you

                        X +5m +3 / -0
                        :#marseyfunko:
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                          keepmeposted +10m +2 / -0
                          i'm gonna kill you

                            X +3m +3 / -0
                            :#marseyfunko:
                            {IMG}

      keepmepost

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2021-12-11T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Cope and seethe at the queen of drama
URL: https://old.reddit.com/user/NicoleMullen
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Read her bio, it's a fucking masterpiece
COMMENTS:
X +24m +3 / -0
i'm guessing she's a fake lol, the account is 1 month old and has 4000+ karma in that short time, but the comment history looks like a real person
:marseythonk:

  keepmeposted +1m +2 / -0
  It's definitely not a fake, I know her irl. She's a fucking queen

    X +1m +2 / -0
    damn it, that explains why the karma is so high
    :marseysob:ment

      keepmeposted +1m +1 / -0
      She's a fucking queen.

        X +1m +1 / -0
        :marseykingcrown:

keepmeposted +3m +2 / -0
She's also a real person, which is fucking amazingment

  keepmeposted +20s +1 / -0
  Someone should invite her here

    keepmeposted +2m +1 / -0
    Also she's fucking amazing, don't fuck with her, she's a fucking queen.ment

      keepmeposted +14s +1 / -0
      She's a fucking queen. @Aevann

        Aevann +1h +2 / -0
        https://rdrama.net/post/29999/hi-i-m-a-13-yearment

          keepmeposted +1h +1 / -0
          I'll have you know she's a grown woman @Aevann

            Aevann +3m +1 / -0
            she said shes 13 in that post
            https://rdrama.net/post/29999/hi-i-m-a-13-year/1002458?context=9#context

              keepmeposted +1h +1 / -0
              She's

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-05-10T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a very interesting proposal for rdrama
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'd like to sponsor a pin award for @carpathianflorist's post on the new @carpathianflorist post, but I'd like to paypig the difference. I'll do this with a pin award from my account. My main account is 1900 coins, so I have 1000 coins left. This is less than the cost of a pin award, so I'd like to have the cost of the pin award - 1000 = X paid to me. I'll then give the 1000 coins to carp, and he'll pin the post.
I'd like to see a mod post to make sure that this works as I intend, and that carp will indeed give me the 1000 coins after the pin award is purchased.
I'll be buying the pin award on my main account, and the coin transfer will be made on my main account as well.
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +2 / -0
Just do it, what could go wrong?ed

keepmeposted +59m +1 / -0
@carpathianflorist I've bought the pin award, please send me the coins I'm owed.eded

  keepmeposted +2m +1 / -0
  @carpathianflorist I'd like to remind you that I've bought the pin award, and you owe me the coins I'm owed. I'm not going to wait for you to send them, I'm going to send you a threat through your employer if you don't send them.

    keepmeposted +25s +1 / -0
    @carpathianflorist I'd like to remind you that I've bought the pin award, and you owe me the coins I'm owed. I'm not going to wait for you to send them, I'm going to send you a threat through your employer if you don't send them.

      keepmeposted +17s +1 / -0
      @carpathianflorist I'd like to remind you that

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-04-06T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This post is an example of why we need to ban bussy
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
iowa_hawkeye +26m +3 / -0
Carp is a faggot.

  keepmeposted +49s +4 / -0
  can you not use slurs please. This is a safe space for everyone.

    iowa_hawkeye +33s +4 / -0
    I don't even know what a slur is.

      keepmeposted +1m +4 / -0
      What the fuck is wrong with you

        iowa_hawkeye +4m +3 / -0
        My man, I'm not gonna act like you're not a faggot, but you're on the wrong side of history here.

          keepmeposted +48s +4 / -0
          i'm not going to ban you but you should really do better.

            iowa_hawkeye +1m +4 / -0
            You're a faggot.

              keepmeposted +1m +3 / -0
              This is not an acceptable response, please refrain from using slurs in the future.

                iowa_hawkeye +1m +2 / -0
                Why are you trying to silence me?

                  keepmeposted +45s +2 / -0
                  because you're a faggot

                    iowa_hawkeye +44s +2 / -0
                    You're a faggot

                      keepmeposted +1m +2 / -0
                      You need to do better

                        iowa_hawkeye +1m +2 / -0
                        This is not an acceptable response, please refrain from using slurs in the future.

                          keepmeposted +5m +2 / -0
                          You're a faggot

                            iowa_hawkeye +30s +2 / -0
                            Why are you trying to silence me?

Avalon +4m +2 / -0
What? I don't get it.

  keepm

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-03-21T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors discuss the fact that their favourite music artist is a degenerate pedophile
URL: {REDDIT: r/ChrisIsHere chtorrr_is_the_degenerate}
VOTES: +4 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not going to give you the context, I don't care about it.
COMMENTS: N/A you have to be more specific, it's just a link to a post title on reddit. Did you mean to link to something else? If so, please link to it. If not, please be more specific in your title so people know what you're talking about.
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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2023-03-21T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Someone link me the seethe from the Sam Hyde post about the Californian who was charged for a violent crime and killed someone
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I wanna see the seethe but I can't find it. I remember someone posted the original article here too.
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +2h +2 / -0
I don't see it either, but I see the [original article](https://www.vice.com/en/article/y7bjy7/dangerous-mental-illness-brought-into-the-community-too-early-killed-my-friend).

  keepmeposted +4m +2 / -0
  I was looking for the 1000 comment seethe thread from the Hyde post..

    whyareyou +1m +2 / -0
    i thought you were asking for the source of the seethe

      keepmeposted +3m +2 / -0
      No I wanted to find the post that had the article linked as well as the 1000 comment seethe thread that followed

        whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
        This is why you get no help

          keepmeposted +1m +1 / -0
          :marseyshrug:.ott

            whyareyou +1m +1 / -0
            :marseyshrug:ott

X +1m +1 / -0
https://rdrama.net/post/156365/man-who-killed-his-neighbor-gets

  keepmeposted +3m +1 / -0
  Thanks. I'd upvote but you've already given me 500 coins. I don't know how to upvote you for being a good person.

    X +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseythanks:

      keepmeposted +2m +1 / -0
      :marseyembrace:

        X +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseyloveyou:

          keepmeposted +1m +1 / -0
          :

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AUTHOR: keepmeposted
DATE: 2022-08-11T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Do you think I'm an asshole for not wanting to get vaxxed?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not going to get vaxxed and I'm not going to be sorry about it.
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +4m +12 / -0
Yes, because you are doing it for yourself and not for the greater good of society :marseynails:

  keepmeposted +1m +4 / -0
  I don't think there's a greater good of society in this case

    BigBussyHunter +1m +10 / -0
    There is when people are dying from the coof :marseysmug2:

      keepmeposted +3m +5 / -0
      I'm not dying from the coof, and I'm not going to be sorry about it.

        BigBussyHunter +1m +8 / -0
        Why do you think people with severe autism and crippling anxiety should be forced to get it if you think it's not good for you? :marseyhmmm:

          keepmeposted +4m +4 / -0
          I don't think it's not good for you, I think it's not good for me. I'm not going to be sorry about it.

            BigBussyHunter +1m +7 / -0
            I guess you don't care about the health of others :marseysmug2:

              keepmeposted +3m +3 / -0
              I'm not going to be sorry about it.

                BigBussyHunter +2m +5 / -0
                :marseykneel:

                JimothyX2 +24m +2 / -0
                lol you're a bitch

          JimothyX2 +30m +3 / -0
          they should be forced to get it because they have no agency and would be better off without it
          :marseybigbrain:

          GuyOnABuffalo +1h +2 / -0
          Why do you think people with severe autism and crippling anxiety should be forced to get it if you think it's not good for you? :m

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2023-08-11T05Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: "Rape is a good thing actually"
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Count_Sprpr +2m +11 / -0
!rapists, we need to keep our heads up, the chuds are at it again.
:#marseysad:

  KILL_EVERYONE +2m +5 / -0
  i'm so confused right now
  :#marseyconfused:

    Count_Sprpr +2m +5 / -0
    >Confused
    :#marseyshook:
    >Not a rapist
    :#marseysmug:

      KILL_EVERYONE +52s +4 / -0
      i am a rapist
      :#marseyconfused:

        Count_Sprpr +1m +5 / -0
        Then why do you look so confused?
        :#marseyshapiro:

          KILL_EVERYONE +1m +5 / -0
          because i don't understand what you're saying
          :#marseyconfused:

            Count_Sprpr +1m +4 / -0
            >I don't understand what I'm saying
            >Not a rapist
            :#marseysmug:

              KILL_EVERYONE +1m +5 / -0
              i don't understand what you're saying
              :#marseyconfused:

                Count_Sprpr +4m +4 / -0
                >I don't understand what you are saying
                >Not a rapist
                :#marseysmug2:

                  KILL_EVERYONE +2m +3 / -0
                  i don't understand what you're saying
                  :#marseyconfused:

                    Count_Sprpr +5m +3 / -0
                    >I don't understand what you are saying
                    >Not a rapist
                    :#marseysmug3:

                      KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
                      i don't understand what you're saying
                      :#marseyconfused:

                        Count_Sprpr +1m

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-10-07T15Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: who wants to come over and have some corn
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseycorn2:
COMMENTS:
nokong +15m +2 / -0
:#marseydisagree: corn is for white people

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
  how about we go to the corn pop?

    nokong +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyagree: that sounds like fun

      KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
      i'm sorry but you're not a real black person. you are a white person pretending to be black for clout. please do the needful and kill yourself
      :#marseykneel:

        nokong +4m +2 / -0
        :#marseycry: i'll do it if you promise to do it too

          KILL_EVERYONE +42s +2 / -0
          okay but i'm going to do it first so you can watch and then you can do it after

            nokong +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseyagreefast:

              KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
              okay then, let's get this over with
              :#marseygunshotsuicide:

                nokong +1m +2 / -0
                :#marseygunshotsuicide:

                  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
                  :#marseydead:
                  i'm dead now so i can't help you but i'll be watching from the sky

                    nokong +2m +2 / -0
                    :#marseydead:
                    i'm also dead now so i can't help you either but i'm watching too

                      KILL_EVERYONE +55s +2 / -0
                      we're dead together now, brothers

                        nokong +1m +2 / -0
                        :#marseydeadinside2:
                        we need a marsey version of this but it's just two dead marseys, not just one

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-05-29T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: We have a great community here that I really enjoy but I'm starting to get bored
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not really sure what to do about it. I just need to talk to somebody about it.
COMMENTS:
LiterallyShaking +2m +6 / -0
!slots 10000

  KILL_EVERYONE +46s +5 / -0
  !slots 100

    LiterallyShaking +2m +4 / -0
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      KILL_EVERYONE +1m +4 / -0
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          KILL_EVERYONE +28s +4 / -0
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                      KILL_EVERYONE +2m +4 / -0
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                          KILL_EVERYONE +1m +4 / -0
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                            LiterallyShaking +2m +4 / -0
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  !slots 10000

    LiterallyShaking +38s +4 / -0
    !slots 10000

      LiterallyShaking +17s

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-06-19T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The most important election of our lifetime is right around the corner
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lv999_Slime_God +23m +8 / -0
Looks like a good bet

  BigBussyHunter +2m +6 / -0
  :marseynotes:

    Lv999_Slime_God +1m +4 / -0
    :marseyagree:

BigBussyHunter +21m +6 / -0
This is a great way to get your neighbors to hate you :marseyhmm:
:marseynotes:

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

  Ladytroon +47m +2 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

inquirer +5m +3 / -0
How much

  KILL_EVERYONE +2m +3 / -0
  {GIF}

Ladytroon +1h +2 / -0
I’m gonna vote for the one with the most retarded name
> I don’t know who
> I don’t care
> I just want a retard in office
:#marseygigachadtalking:

  KILL_EVERYONE +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

SlogGoblin +2h +2 / -0
Who is this for? :marseyconfused:

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
  just an idea i had for a post but i'm too lazy to actually put in the effort so i just posted this as a joke

    SlogGoblin +2m +2 / -0
    :marseykingcrown:

      KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseythanks:

Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
I voted for this one:
{IMG}
She's got a nice ass.

  KILL_EVERYONE +2m +2 / -0
  :#marsey

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-05-11T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: For anyone who thinks Taylor Swift is a mediocre singer: this is how good she is
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +2 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
the way she sings so well is something I could never do, and I'm a singer myself
:#tayadmire:
COMMENTS:
houellebecq +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyjamming:
{YOUTUBE}
||I still don’t understand the appeal of a man singing this song.||

  KILL_EVERYONE +6m +2 / -0
  >I still don't understand the appeal of a man singing this song
  probably because it's an older song that's now sung by a male voice with a similar tone to the original female version
  or maybe i'm just gay

    houellebecq +3m +2 / -0
    I just think it’s weird.
    {YOUTUBE}

      KILL_EVERYONE +2m +2 / -0
      it's pretty good

        houellebecq +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseyagree:
        {YOUTUBE}

          KILL_EVERYONE +4m +2 / -0
          lmao he's actually a good singer for a male

  KILL_EVERYONE +5m +1 / -0
  the only thing i don't like about the male version is the way he says "my world" like it's "my world" and not "my world"

    houellebecq +5m +2 / -0
    I think that’s an intentional quirk of the singer to add a bit of a raspy touch to the voice. I think he’s better at it than Taylor ever was.
    {YOUTUBE}

      KILL_EVERYONE +4m +2 / -0
      yeah i know, i'm just saying that's the only thing that bothers me about it
      i'm not the biggest fan of his voice in general but i think he's pretty good for a male

        houellebecq +1m +2 / -0
        I just like him in general.
        :#marseyokaymilk:

          KILL

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2023-08-15T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have an idea for a new hole
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
h/MenAreWorst
It's going to be dedicated to men being the worst
COMMENTS:
BimothyX1 +2m +6 / -0
I'm bimothy and I'm the best :marseyindignant:

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +6 / -0
  don't forget to check out my new hole, Bimothy!

    BimothyX1 +5m +6 / -0
    I'm bimothy and I will :marseythumbsup:

    Downie +1h +3 / -0
    New bait sub idea, h/MensRights, where we defend men from foid oppression and defend male honor

  JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    BimothyX1 +3m +2 / -0
    I'm bimothy and I'm the best :marseyindignant:

garlicdoors +3m +6 / -0
> MenAreWorst
> MenAreWorst
> MenAreWorst
:#marseythinkorino:
> MenAreWorst
> MenAreWorst
> MenAreWorst
:#marseythinkorino:

  KILL_EVERYONE +5m +6 / -0
  it's a good name, everyone should be on board with this

    garlicdoors +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseythinkorino:

      KILL_EVERYONE +1m +5 / -0
      i hope this hole will be as successful as h/braincels, it has the potential to be

        JohnDevereaux +1h +4 / -0
        I hope you get the other guys on board
        {IMG}

          KILL_EVERYONE +4m +3 / -0
          oh shit i forgot about him
          @FrozenChosen get in here and help us out, it's important

            FrozenChosen +3m +3 / -0
            I’m sorry but I’m already in a relationship and I’m a good girl.

========

AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2023-08-23T02Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: i'm drunk and i just realized that my name is "kill everyone" and i thought about this and i realized that i'm really not a bad person, i'm actually one of the good ones and i'll probably die alone
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseydrunk:
COMMENTS:
ILIKECATS +3m +5 / -0
>he doesn’t have a kill everyone button that he pushes
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +3 / -0
  i can't afford one right now, i've been saving up to get a 1000 kill button but it's been so long and i'm just not cutting it, man...

    ILIKECATS +3m +4 / -0
    I think you need to stop drinking and get a job

      KILL_EVERYONE +1m +4 / -0
      i know, i know, but it's just so hard and i'm just so alone

        ILIKECATS +3m +2 / -0
        I hope you get help

          KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
          i hope you die in your sleep tonight

            ILIKECATS +2m +3 / -0
            :#marseyagree:

              KILL_EVERYONE +2m +3 / -0
              :#marseyagreefast:

    USCENTCOM +10m +2 / -0
    >1000 kill button
    Where's the lie?

      KILL_EVERYONE +1m +3 / -0
      that's a lot of people to kill and i need to get my priorities straight first

  peepeehands +13m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
:#marseyitsover:

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +3 / -0
  it's so fucking over

BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
:#marseycheerupretard:

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +3 / -

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-05-22T02Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: 5 seconds of a guy's head being hit with a hammer
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +16 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +5m +9 / -0
:#marseybackingintobush:

  KILL_EVERYONE +4m +3 / -0
  :#marseyhead:

peepeehands +2m +7 / -0
> 71% upvoted
:#marseyxd:ss

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +6 / -0
  >rdrama upvotes funny things
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

Patsy +4m +6 / -0
!ranchers

  Transformers +6m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

SpookyFartMan69 +10m +3 / -0
:marseygivecrown:s

Lv999_Slime_God +34m +3 / -0
I wish that were me

  KILL_EVERYONE +15m +1 / -0
  i know right?
  :#marseysad:

JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
{IMG}

DickButtKiss +2h +2 / -0
:#marseyxd:s

BulimicSteve +2h +2 / -0
it was a small hammer, you could see that it was a small hammer. :marseyemojirofl:
holy shit i have to go to bed, its 4:30am and im still awake from the 23rd

  KILL_EVERYONE +8h +2 / -0
  >its 4:30am and im still awake from the 23rd
  :#marseyxd:

    BulimicSteve +2h +2 / -0
    :marseycool2: i need to learn to stay off my phone for a whiles

      KILL_EVERYONE +5h +1 / -0
      :#marseyxd:s

        Bulimic

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-05-26T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I fucking hate the people of Israel and want to see the end of it
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not a zoomer but I do remember the 90's, 00's, and even early 10's and I can't recall a time when people were so against Israel.
I have no idea what changed but something did and I'm glad for it
:#marseysaluteisraelgenocide:
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +3m +13 / -0
:#marseyisraelgenocide:

  KILL_EVERYONE +5m +7 / -0
  :#marseysaluteisraelgenocide:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +12m +5 / -0
  :#marseyisraelgenocide:

  Thecount +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseyisraelgenocide:

  MoidAppreciator +2h +4 / -0
  :#marseyisraelgenocide:

  Kiwibee +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyisraelgenocide:

Downie +25m +12 / -0
{IMG}
!jidf

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

    Downie +1h +1 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

  TheOverSeether +4h +2 / -0
  :#marseyschizowallpat:

s_a_n_t_b +5m +7 / -0
I also remember the 90s, 00s, and early 10s, and remember that at that time there was a lot of talk about how the Palestinians were being treated horribly and there was a lot of talk about how the Israelis were being treated horribly
And I don't think that's changed much

  KILL_EVERYONE +5m +7 / -0
  i mean yeah it's the same but the ratio has changed drastically for the better
  it's not like the entire world didn't hate israel, it just wasn't the same

========

AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-09-25T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What's the deal with this pic? Who's the old man in the back?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Username +1m +12 / -0
They’re all dead from AIDS.

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +6 / -0
  >they're all dead from AIDS
  :#marseydepressed:

    Username +2m +4 / -0
    They’re not real, this is a trick to make you think it’s real.

      KILL_EVERYONE +2m +3 / -0
      :#marseysweating:

Username +3m +4 / -0
It’s me, I was the old guy in the back.

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
  who? who are you? what are you talking about? who are you??

    Username +1m +2 / -0
    I’m the old guy in the back.

      KILL_EVERYONE +2m +2 / -0
      you're not the old guy in the back you're a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be an old guy in the back and you have a vagina and you're gay and you have aids

        Username +5m +3 / -0
        Wrong I’m the old guy in the back.

          KILL_EVERYONE +4m +2 / -0
          no you're not, you're a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be an old guy in the back and you have a vagina and you're gay and you have aids

            Username +4m +2 / -0
            Yes I am, I’m the old guy in the back.

              KILL_EVERYONE +3m +2 / -0
              you're not the old guy in the back you're a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be an old guy in the back and you have a vagina and you're gay and you have aids

                Username +4m +2 / -0
                Yes I am, I’m the old guy in the back.

                  KILL_EVERYONE +3m +1 / -0
                  no you're not, you

========

AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2023-05-31T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's almost like the government doesn't want us to know the truth about the war in Ukraine and they're trying to keep the people of Ukraine in line
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyschizowall:
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +4m +2 / -0
it's true tho

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +1 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
Lmao, that's a great bait post.

  KILL_EVERYONE +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseyglow:

    JohnDevereaux +16h +1 / -0
    >bait post
    >:marseyglow:
    {IMG}
    {IMG}h
    {IMG}att

      KILL_EVERYONE +3h +1 / -0
      :#marseyglow:hatt
      {IMG}
      {IMG}
      {IMG}
      {IMG}
      {IMG}
      {IMG}

DickButtKiss +14m +1 / -0
Why is the ukranian flag in the middle of the "holy" trinity? Isnt it a christian symbol?

  KILL_EVERYONE +2m +2 / -0
  >holy
  lol
  lmao even

    DickButtKiss +1m +1 / -0
    I dont get it

      KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
      you wouldn't get it, it's too complicated for you

  whyareyou +14m +2 / -0
  it's a trinity, not a trinity. it's the same thing

    DickButtKiss +1h +1 / -0
    Whos is trinity?

      whyareyou +10h +1 / -0
      The one in the middle of the picture, duh

        DickButtKiss +3h +1 / -0
        What's a trinity?

========

AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-05-04T04Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: me whenever I see a dramafoid
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FormerLurKONG +4m +13 / -0
:#marseyconfused2: What does it mean

  comics_for_trans_rights +1m +15 / -0
  it means kill all foids

    FormerLurKONG +1m +10 / -0
    :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

  KILL_EVERYONE +2m +13 / -0
  i don't even know but i think it's funny

    FormerLurKONG +1m +9 / -0
    :#marseyagree:

    box +39m +4 / -0
    it means you're a faggot

      KILL_EVERYONE +1m +6 / -0
      :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

        box +5m +3 / -0
        :marseycheerupretard:

  Aevann +26m +10 / -0
  kill all women

    FormerLurKONG +4m +9 / -0
    :#marseyagreesuperspeed: :#capypharaoh: :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

  comics_for_trans_rights +1m +8 / -0
  it means you are a faggot

  box +40m +5 / -0
  it means you're a faggot

    FormerLurKONG +3m +5 / -0
    :#marseyagreesuperspeed: :#marseyagreesuperspeed: :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

  JohnDevereaux +11h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    FormerLurKONG +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseyagree:

      JohnDevereaux +10m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        FormerLurKONG +57s +2 / -0
        :#marseyagree

========

AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2023-08-08T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The only good thing about the current war between Russia and Ukraine is that it's really making people think about the actual reality of WW3
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
and that's that it's going to be over in like 3 days and the only people who die are the ones who choose to die
COMMENTS:
DickButtKiss +2m +4 / -0 [C]
It will be a big war but it wont be a world war. There will be a lot of fighting but it wont involve the entire world
Trans lives matter

  KILL_EVERYONE +2m +2 / -0
  i mean it's just going to be a bunch of countries that want to sell stuff to the US and the US wants to sell stuff to them so it's just a giant circlejerk

Avalon +1h +1 / -0
It's over in three days.....ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

========

AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-11-04T02Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: :marseydisagree:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
syscochill +1m +5 / -0
I was in a similar situation but with the sexy Indian dude.

  KILL_EVERYONE +2m +5 / -0
  you had a sexy indian dude in your mouth? you're so lucky :#marseyexciteddance:

    syscochill +3m +4 / -0
    No, it was my peepee in his mouth.

      KILL_EVERYONE +5m +6 / -0
      ohhhhhhhhhh
      :#marseyflushzoomzoom:

    ThousandBestLives +1h +2 / -0
    I thought you meant you had an indian dude in your mouth

      KILL_EVERYONE +6m +3 / -0
      :#marseyakshually:

  E +13m +3 / -0
  I had a sexy indian dude in my mouth and he was being a little bitch about it. We were both still dressed. What did I do wrong?

    syscochill +12m +2 / -0
    You didn't do enough.

      E +1h +1 / -0
      You are right, I should have done more. I guess I was a little concerned about getting his stuff in my mouth.

Sneedman +3h +3 / -0
I once had a woman on top of me and she asked me to start it. I was so confused because I was already fucking her, but she said she wanted to feel my hands on her body.

  KILL_EVERYONE +6h +2 / -0
  :#marseynotes:

DEV0T10 +2h +2 / -0
This is a man and a woman

  KILL_EVERYONE +5h +2 / -0
  you can never tell these days, it's like trying to find a needle in a haystack :marseyshrug:

  syscochill +2h +1 / -0
  If it's a man, he's doing

========

AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-07-02T02Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: if you like my post i'll give you 500 DC
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i'm a good boy and i won't spend it on anything other than pin awards
COMMENTS:
Spiderman +5m +8 / -0
You got me

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +6 / -0
  sorry, i was only kidding. i don't have that much DC on me

    Spiderman +2m +6 / -0
    No worries. I love you.

      KILL_EVERYONE +48s +5 / -0
      :#marseyembrace:

ManBearFridge +3m +4 / -0
No

  KILL_EVERYONE +2m +4 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
I would if I didn't hate you

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
  then i would just have to find someone else to hate

    whyareyou +2m +2 / -0
    :marseydisagree:ention: @whyareyou do not hate you, I am simply not impressed

      KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseythinkorino:
      hm, i see

        whyareyou +3m +2 / -0
        :marseyagreefast:

          KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
          okay, i'm glad you're not mad at me. i hope you have a good day

            whyareyou +2h +2 / -0
            thanks babe :marseyblowkiss:

              KILL_EVERYONE +13m +2 / -0
              :#marseyheart:

SpookyFartMan69 +12m +2 / -0
{IMG}

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    SpookyFartMan69 +1m +3 / -0
    :marseyhesright:ention: @SpookyF

========

AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-09-05T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: how do i get rid of this fucking thing
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i didn't even know it existed and now it's everywhere
:#marseyraging:
COMMENTS:
ChristoffWChanderson +1m +13 / -1
>soysnootypefast
>how do i get rid of this fucking thing
>:#marseyraging:
>it's everywhere
:#marseyitsallsotiresome:

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +7 / -0
  i'm serious this is a real problem
  :#marseyraging:

    ChristoffWChanderson +4m +6 / -1
    >:marseyraging: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :so

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2023-07-11T14Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: if i was a janny i'd ban all the incels who keep posting their incel whining
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +21s +10 / -0
What would I do without my incels

  DestoryerCarbine +57s +5 / -0
  Aevann

    carpathianflorist +2m +8 / -0
    Aevann is a real nigga who does real work and has a life outside of this place

      DestoryerCarbine +1m +5 / -0
      I'm sorry I don't have a life :marseycry:

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

DestoryerCarbine +1m +7 / -0
Incels make the site funnier

  KILL_EVERYONE +2m +3 / -0
  you're not funny

    DestoryerCarbine +1m +6 / -0
    :marseyindignant: wrong

      KILL_EVERYONE +3m +4 / -0
      {GIF}

        DestoryerCarbine +1m +5 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:

          KILL_EVERYONE +3m +3 / -0
          i'm so sorry i hurt your feelings

            DestoryerCarbine +4m +3 / -0
            :marseywave2:

              KILL_EVERYONE +3m +3 / -0
              :#marseywave3:

DestoryerCarbine +2m +3 / -0
@jannies

BigBussyHunter +1m +2 / -0
I don't know how much longer I can take these incel cries. I can only take so much bussyphobia :marseyraging:

  KILL_EVERYONE +4m +2 / -0
  :#marseynut:

    BigBussyHunter +38s +2 / -0
    :m

========

AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-07-26T17Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: [Actual] Post
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
.
COMMENTS:
Maximus +2m +3 / -0
{IMG}

Pasty +3m +2 / -0
:marseygiveup:

  KILL_EVERYONE +54s +2 / -0
  :#marseycheerup:

Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
{IMG}
I see you

  KILL_EVERYONE +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyknowthatfeelbro:

    Dramamine +11m +2 / -0
    :#marseyknowthatfeelbro:

whyareyou +3h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  KILL_EVERYONE +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseyknowthatfeelbro:

    whyareyou +4h +2 / -0
    :#marseyknowthatfeelbro:

      KILL_EVERYONE +24m +2 / -0
      :#marseyknowthatfeelbro:destroy

        whyareyou +10h +2 / -0
        :#marseyknowthatfeelbro:destroy

          KILL_EVERYONE +2h +2 / -0
          :#marseyknowthatfeelbro:explode

            whyareyou +38m +2 / -0
            :#marseyknowthatfeelbro:explode

              KILL_EVERYONE +4m +2 / -0
              :#marseyknowthatfeelbro:explode

                whyareyou +55s +2 / -0
                :#marseyknowthatfeelbro:explode

                  KILL_EVERYONE +3m +2 / -0
                  :#marseyknowthatfeelbro:explode

                    whyareyou +42s +2 / -0
                    :#marseyknowthatfeelbro:explode

                      KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
                      :#marseyknowthatfeelbro:explode

                        whyareyou +1m

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-06-09T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: There is a good chance that this is the last time I post here
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm leaving this site forever. I have no idea where I'm going but I just want to get away from it all.
I guess I'll be back if I ever figure out where I'm going but I'm not sure I ever will. Wish me luck.
:#marseywave2:
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +1m +12 / -0
I think this is the first time I've seen you in a week

  KILL_EVERYONE +3m +8 / -0
  i'm sorry i've been busy

    SpookyFartMan69 +1h +7 / -0
    Yeah I know, it's okay
    :marseyknowthatfeelbro:

  johnnypoop +3m +8 / -0
  Same

    SpookyFartMan69 +1h +4 / -0
    :marseyknowthatfeelbro:

johnnypoop +3m +6 / -0
Do you have a new job?

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +8 / -0
  yeah but it's a super secret job and i can't tell you anything about it

    johnnypoop +5m +5 / -0
    :#marseyshook:

    NO +6h +1 / -0
    What if I promise to never tell anyone?

Stranger +1h +6 / -0
:marseysal:

NO +6h +3 / -0
Please send me your dramacoin before you go

  KILL_EVERYONE +1h +2 / -0
  i'm sorry i'm all out of dramacoin but i'll give you some if i ever get more
  :#marseybeggar:

    NO +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:

ManBearFridge +20m +3 / -0
What are you going to do?

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +5 / -0
  i have no idea, i'm

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2023-07-12T23Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: My favorite type of post
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +1m +6 / -0
What's the pic? :marseyshook:

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +6 / -0
  it's me
  :#marseysmug:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +5 / -0
    :marseyxd: :marseykingcrown:

      KILL_EVERYONE +3m +3 / -0
      thank you kind stranger
      :#marseyfingerhearts:

        BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
        :marseyfingerhearts: :marseyloveyou:

KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
oh shit i thought this was the corn hole but it's not i'm fucking retarded
:#marseyretard2:

  SpookyFartMan69 +3m +3 / -0
  It's ok bb we all are

    KILL_EVERYONE +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

      SpookyFartMan69 +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyfrozenchosenchoke:

        KILL_EVERYONE +4m +3 / -0
        :#marseyblush:

  BigBussyHunter +50s +2 / -0
  :#marseycheerupretard:

    KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
    thank you so much kind stranger
    :#marseyfingerhearts:

      BigBussyHunter +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyfingerhearts: :marseyloveyou: :marseyfingerhearts: :marseyloveyou: :marseyfingerhearts: :marseyloveyou: :marseyfingerhearts: :marseyloveyou: :marseyfingerhearts: :marseylo

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2023-08-16T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: what if we just nuked all of california
URL: N/A
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
and just said "fuck you" and that was the end of it. what if we just nuked cali and all the retards that live there and just said "deal with it"? what if we nuked all of cali and then nuked it again just to be sure? what if we nuked cali and then all of the people that moved there from other states and then nuked it again? what if we nuked cali and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again? what if we nuked cali and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again? what if we nuked cali and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and then said "fuck you" and then nuked it again and

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2023-08-03T00Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: You know what I'm tired of? Well, that's just it. I'm tired of being tired.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You know what I'm tired of? Well, that's just it. I'm tired of being tired. I'm tired of feeling like I'm not enough. I'm tired of feeling like I'm not good enough. I'm tired of feeling like I'm not smart enough. I'm tired of feeling like I'm not pretty enough. I'm tired of feeling like I'm not strong enough. I'm tired of feeling like I'm not talented enough. I'm tired of feeling like I'm not funny enough. I'm tired of feeling like I'm not good enough at anything. I'm tired of feeling like I'm not good enough at anything that matters. I'm tired of feeling like I'm not good enough at anything that matters to anyone. I'm tired of feeling like I'm not good enough at anything that matters to anyone who matters. I'm tired of feeling like I'm not good enough at anything that matters to anyone who matters to me. I'm tired of feeling like I'm not good enough at anything that matters to anyone who matters to me and who matters to them. I'm tired of feeling like I'm not good enough at anything that matters to anyone who matters to me and who matters to them and who matters to everyone else. I'm tired of feeling like I'm not good enough at anything that matters to anyone who matters to me and who matters to them and who matters to everyone else and who matters to the world. I'm tired of feeling like I'm not good enough at anything that matters to anyone who matters to me and who matters to them and who matters to everyone else and who matters to the world and who matters to the universe. I'm tired of feeling like I'm not good enough at anything that matters to anyone who matters to me and who matters to them and who matters to everyone else and who matters to the world and who matters to the universe and who matters to everything. I'm tired of feeling like I'm not good enough at anything that matters to anyone who matters to me and who matters to them and who matters to everyone else and who matters to the world and who matters to the universe and who matters to everything and who matters to everyone

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-05-19T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I don't think this is the future anyone wants
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +5m +3 / -0
I'm not sure this is the future anyone wants
{YOUTUBE}

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +3 / -0
  # NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-07-16T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Stonetoss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Drippo +4m +5 / -0
How are you so bad at Stonetoss you can't even get the proportions right

  KILL_EVERYONE +48s +4 / -0
  i only have one arm, retard

    Drippo +38s +4 / -0
    That's ok, you can still give me a hand :horny:

      KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseyagreefast:

    KILL_EVERYONE +30s +3 / -0
    i meant to say retard but it autocorrects to r-slur

      Drippo +59s +4 / -0
      That's okay I like r-slur better. Makes you sound more cool

        KILL_EVERYONE +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseyembrace:

Elias_Acorn +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +1 / -0
  :#marseymommymilkers:

JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +1 / -0
  :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay: :#marseyokay

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-05-18T19Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +2m +6 / -0
:#marseyboomer:

peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  KILL_EVERYONE +50s +4 / -0
  based

  ManBearFridge +1h +2 / -0
  Damn, I forgot about that guy.

    peepeehands +4m +1 / -0
    I saw a video of a parade of thousands of people in Japan all holding up signs of him in 2010. The Japanese love him.

  NO +2h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

FeynmanDidNothingWrong +2h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
  i'm not saying he's gay, he's just... the best
  :#marseyboomer:

    FeynmanDidNothingWrong +3m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      KILL_EVERYONE +5m +2 / -0
      i've never watched a single minute of his stuff but i'm fully on board with him just because of his headband. i'm a sucker for the red headband
      :#marseyboomer:

        FeynmanDidNothingWrong +1m +1 / -0
        He got me, but he was so annoying i couldn't finish it. My fav was the one about the japanese soldier who got stuck on the island for 20 years or whatever.

  NO +20m +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    FeynmanDidNothingWrong +1m +1 / -0
    {IMG}ott{IMG}ott

      NO +1m +1 / -0
      {IMG}ott{IMG}ottott{IMG}ottottott{IMG}ottottott{IMG}ottottott{IMG}ottottott{IMG}ottottott{IMG}ottottott{IMG

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-09-06T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: ATTENTION EVERYONE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +7m +5 / -0
I don't understand. Can you explain?

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseybrainlet:

Freak-Off +11m +4 / -0
Cope seethe dialate etc

BigBussyHunter +1m +4 / -0
:marseyconfused2:

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseybrainlet:ed

    BigBussyHunter +24s +4 / -0
    :marseyhmm:

      KILL_EVERYONE +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseybrainlet:ed

        BigBussyHunter +1m +4 / -0
        :marseyhmmm:

          KILL_EVERYONE +3m +3 / -0
          :#marseybrainlet:ed

            BigBussyHunter +1m +4 / -0
            :marseythinkorino:

              KILL_EVERYONE +3m +3 / -0
              :#marseybrainlet:ed

                BigBussyHunter +1m +4 / -0
                :marseythonk:

                  KILL_EVERYONE +29s +2 / -0
                  :#marseybrainlet:ed

                    BigBussyHunter +1m +2 / -0
                    :marseygigathonk:

                      KILL_EVERYONE +4m +2 / -0
                      :#marseybrainlet:ed

                        BigBussyHunter +5m +2 / -0
                        :marseyhyperthonk:

                          KILL_EVERYONE +3m +2 / -0
                          :#marseybrainlet:ed

                            BigBussyHunter +1m +2 / -0
                            :marseyhyperbrain:

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-09-06T03Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: It's almost like if you don't get a job you'll end up homeless :marseysmug2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +33 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Marsey_but_Inflated +1h +11 / -0
Homeless people are the best workers. They're always on time and don't complain.

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +25m +6 / -0
That's not what he said. He's saying he's homeless because he has a job.

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +10 / -0
  okay but what does it say about you when you can't understand a simple joke, huh?
  :#marseysmug2:

    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +3m +6 / -0
    I'm retarded, but you're a faggot

      KILL_EVERYONE +2m +4 / -0
      that's right, you're a retard and i'm a faggot
      :#marseypoggers:

  holden_commodore +5m +6 / -0
  >he's homeless because he has a job
  :#marseytrans2:

  lmaoprankt +1h +2 / -0
  He’s homeless because he doesn’t have a job

    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1m +2 / -0
    No, that's what he said.

      lmaoprankt +30s +2 / -0
      The joke is that he doesn’t have a job

        Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1m +2 / -0
        He said he's homeless because he has a job.

          lmaoprankt +1m +2 / -0
          No he said he doesn’t have a job because he’s homeless

            Snowfox_Coarsemeow +3m +1 / -0
            No, he said he's homeless because he has a job.

              lmaoprankt +3m +1 / -0
              No he said he has a job because he’s homeless

                Snowfox_Coarsemeow +

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-04-10T01Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: The future of rdrama.net
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/ADONTCLICK
COMMENTS: N/A can't see it DONT CLICK
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
Y +4m +1 / -0
Its the year 2019. Youre 14. Youre trying to find a job. You can work as a babysitter. You can work at a fast food restaurant. You can work as a janitor at a school. But you choose to work as a janny.
I did the same thing. I worked as a janny. I made 10 cents an hour. I worked 10 hours a day. I worked 6 days a week. I worked 52 weeks a year. I made 3,120 dollars a year. I paid 1,500 dollars in taxes. I paid 600 dollars in health insurance. I paid 300 dollars in utilities. I paid 100 dollars in rent. I paid 50 dollars in food. I paid 25 dollars in gas. I paid 20 dollars in phone. I paid 10 dollars in internet. I paid 5 dollars in entertainment. I paid 2 dollars in miscellaneous. I paid 1 dollar in savings. I paid 1 dollar in charity. I paid 1 dollar in retirement. I paid 1 dollar in student loans. I paid 1 dollar in credit cards. I paid 1 dollar in other debt. I paid 1 dollar in other expenses. I paid 1 dollar in other savings. I paid 1 dollar in other charity. I paid 1 dollar in other retirement. I paid 1 dollar in other student loans. I paid 1 dollar in other credit cards. I paid 1 dollar in other debt. I paid 1 dollar in other expenses. I paid 1 dollar in other savings. I paid 1 dollar in other charity. I paid 1 dollar in other retirement. I paid 1 dollar in other student loans. I paid 1 dollar in other credit cards. I paid 1 dollar in other debt. I paid 1 dollar in other expenses.

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-07-14T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: you know what else would have been good for drama? if the shooter had been a black man
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
like just think about it, everyone would have been screaming about the "muh gun violence" and "muh racism" shit and the rightoids would be saying "it's not happening but if it is then it's a good thing" and all of the leftoids would be saying "it's happening and it's a bad thing"
:#marseynothingburger:
COMMENTS:
Elon_SUSk +1h +4 / -0
The shooter was a jew, and the media would have reported on it.

  KILL_EVERYONE +22m +4 / -0
  but i don't want to be racist or antisemitic, i want to be racist and antisemitic
  :#marseyindignant:

forgor +2h +1 / -0
It's too late to change the narrative now. Just wait for the next one

  KILL_EVERYONE +3m +1 / -0
  the next one is gonna be from a woman, guaranteed
  :#marseywomanmoment2:

    forgor +1m +1 / -0
    Yeah but it won't be from an american woman :marseyshrug:

      KILL_EVERYONE +3m +1 / -0
      no because there's not a woman in america that can shoot a gun
      :#marseyshrug:

        forgor +2m +1 / -0
        :#marseysurejan: :#marseycope: :#marseysurejan: :#marseycope: :#marseysurejan: :#marseycope: :#marseysurejan: :#marseycope: :#marseysurejan: :#marseycope: :#marseysurejan: :#marseycope: :#marseysurejan: :#marseycope: :#marseysurejan: :#marseycope: :#marseysurejan:

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-09-27T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Have you ever been to the :marseyaustralian: version of an all you can eat buffet? They have a buffet with nothing but meat in it, and it's all you can eat!
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Title
:#marseyshrug:
COMMENTS:
E +3m +4 / -0
I went to a place that was 100% meat. I don’t think it was all you can eat, but it was a lot of meat. I liked it.

  KILL_EVERYONE +2m +2 / -0
  yeah, i'm thinking of a place in australia called something like "All You Can Eat Meat Buffet" my retard brain
  i don't know if it's even still around or not but it sounded like a cool place to go to

  asshole +27m +2 / -0 [S]
  the best all you can eat buffet I ever went to was an all you can eat mexican buffet. It was a small place but the food was great and it was cheap.
  !slots300

    E +8m +2 / -0
    I’ve never seen a good Mexican buffet. I’m kind of a fan of the Mexican food, so I get a bit disappointed every time I try it. It’s usually pretty dry or bland

      asshole +3m +2 / -0 [S]
      {IMG}

        E +1h +2 / -0
        I’m a big fan of the good Mexican food. I think I’ve just been unlucky with the buffets I’ve been to.

          asshole +7h +2 / -0 [S]
          {IMG}

BooMetropolis +1m +2 / -0
<marquee direction="right" behavior="scroll" scrollamount="30">:#marseyghostangry:

SpookyFartMan69 +5h +2 / -0
I've been to a place that was a steakhouse and a buffet all at the same time. they had all the steaks they could make but also had a huge buffet of other stuff

Pasty +2m +2 / -0
meat is murder, ur a bad

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-06-15T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Good evening
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm gay
COMMENTS:
TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +14m +5 / -0
:#marseysalutepride:y
:#marseywave2: :#marseyhomofascist:

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseyhomofascist:

sKONGhunt42 +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyflirt:yy

  KILL_EVERYONE +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyshy:y

Lil-B +1h +2 / -0
Good evening - Lil By - Lil B

  KILL_EVERYONE +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseyjamming:

whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
that's cutey

  KILL_EVERYONE +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseyblush:y

    whyareyou +17h +1 / -0
    :#marseyblowkiss:

      KILL_EVERYONE +2h +1 / -0
      :#marseyblush:y

        whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
        :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss:y :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss:

          KILL_EVERYONE +1m +1 / -0
          :#marseyblush: :#marseyblush: :#marseyblush: :#marseyblush: :#marseyblush: :#marseyblush: :#marseyblush: :#marseyblush: :#marseyblush: :#marseyblush: :#marseyblush: :#marseyblush:

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-09-16T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is this the real reason why the US isn't having kids? The kids are too fat?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseysmug2:
COMMENTS:
KILL_EVERYONE +39s +15 / -0
i'm not a doctor, i'm not a scientist, i'm not a biologist, i have no idea what any of this means, i just thought it was funny
:#marseyshrug:

  box +21m +12 / -0
  !retards get in here :marseyletsfuckinggo2:

  peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
  :#marseygigaretardtalking:

    KILL_EVERYONE +1m +8 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

  Nightcrawler +1m +6 / -0
  You should get vaccinated. :marseyvaxmaxx:

    KILL_EVERYONE +2m +7 / -0
    not in the butt or anywhere near my dick, please

      Nightcrawler +1m +7 / -0
      I didn't know you were gay I was just trying to be nice. :marseyembrace:

        KILL_EVERYONE +44s +6 / -0
        oh yeah i'm not gay i just don't want the jab in my butt or dick

          Nightcrawler +1m +7 / -0
          :marseyconfused2: I think I'm misunderstanding what you meant. :marseyautism: Please elaborate.

            KILL_EVERYONE +1m +5 / -0
            i know i'm a retard but it's just a joke i'm not gay

              Nightcrawler +1m +5 / -0
              :marseyagree: I think I was misunderstanding you but I'm not sure. :marseyautism: I was trying to be nice, sorry. I didn't mean anything bad by it. :marseysad:

                KILL_EVERYONE +39s +4 / -0
                it's ok, i know what you meant, i'm just trying to be a cute

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-09-23T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: we have a new friend!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DaddyReagan +4m +2 / -0
I don't get it.

  KILL_EVERYONE +2m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    DaddyReagan +1m +2 / -0
    The fuck does that mean?

      KILL_EVERYONE +44s +3 / -0
      :#marseywave2:

        DaddyReagan +1m +2 / -0
        No i don't get it.

          KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
          :#marseywave3:

            DaddyReagan +3m +2 / -0
            So is he a .com or a .net?

              KILL_EVERYONE +52s +3 / -0
              a .gov
              :#marseyglow2:

                DaddyReagan +11m +2 / -0
                Ahhh. So i just have to point the site to him and it will be set up.

                  KILL_EVERYONE +5m +2 / -0
                  >point the site to him
                  :#marseyfedpostglow:

                    DaddyReagan +13m +2 / -0
                    No i'm going to point my site to him. I don't understand this comment.

                      KILL_EVERYONE +2m +2 / -0
                      :#marseyschizowall:

                        DaddyReagan +2m +2 / -0
                        You're right. I don't understand this comment.

                          KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
                          :#marseybigbrain: .gov

                            DaddyReagan +1m +2 / -0
                            I'm going to have to ask you to explain this to me. I don't understand this comment. .gov

  asshole +1m +2 / -0
  its a marsey! :marseysoypoint:
  !slots500

    Daddy

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-07-10T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm so fucking tired of all the retarded "the Trump assassin was a deep state plant" bullshit
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You're all fucking retards and I hope you die a horrible death
COMMENTS:
X +1m +5 / -0
:#marseysoycrytrembletalking:

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast: :#marseyagreesuperspeed: :#marseyagreewarpspeed:

  FormerLurKONG +5m +3 / -0
  :#marseyagree: :#marseyupvote2:

  BigBussyHunter +4m +3 / -0
  :marseyxd:
  This is perfect

Ladytroon +2h +2 / -0
The deep state is based and redpilled
You're either a deep state plant or a fed plant

BigBussyHunter +3m +2 / -0
The best thing to do is to never have an opinion on anything :marseyagree:
:marseyshushing:: Shut up, hunny. I don't want to hear your opinions.

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseyhesright::: :#marseyagreefast: :#marseyagreesuperspeed: :#marseyagreewarpspeed:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseyshushing: :!marseyshushing:
    :marseyshushing: :!marseyshushing:
    :marseyshushing: :!marseyshushing:: :#marseyshushing: :!marseyshushing: :#marseyshushing: :!marseyshushing: :#marseyshushing: :!marseyshushing: :#marseyshushing: :!marseyshushing: :#marseyshushing: :!marseyshushing: :#m

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-04-14T02Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: I just got a new job as a delivery driver and I'm currently driving to my first delivery and I'm going to just say it, it's fucking awesome
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I get to go to different places every day and get paid for it, I get to drive around, and I get to take a shit whenever I want to. I'm going to try to get a few deliveries a day so I can get to the point where I'm delivering like 25-30 a day. I'm already at like 10-12 a day and it's great.
I'm also going to be getting a new truck for my new job so that's pretty sick too. I get to drive around in a big truck, make money, and take a shit whenever I want. It's pretty sweet
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +2m +6 / -0
I remember being a delivery driver as a teen
It's a great job if you're a scab

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +5 / -0
  It's actually kind of fun and I like the change of pace from the office job I had before. I can go a full day without having to be around people, take a shit, and drive around at the same time

    SpookyFartMan69 +4m +4 / -0
    >>It's actually kind of fun and I like the change of pace from the office job I had before. I can go a full day without having to be around people, take a shit, and drive around at the same time
    :marseyagreefast:
    It's also a good job to have if you're a shift worker or if you have another job you can go half days

    johnnypoop +2m +4 / -0
    It's a great job if you can get it at a place where the drivers actually get paid decently

      KILL_EVERYONE +1m +4 / -0
      i'm in the same boat as you, i get 15 an hour and i deliver a couple hours a day to make a little extra money

        johnnypoop +2m +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-04-01T19Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: As a trans woman I am so happy to see myself represented here!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseytransflag2:
COMMENTS:
KILL_EVERYONE +1m +3 / -0
!chuds
:#marseysmug2: me me

E +32m +2 / -0
{GIF} me

  KILL_EVERYONE +23m +1 / -0
  :#marseyagree: me

    E +1m +2 / -0
    {GIF}cott

      KILL_EVERYONE +16m +1 / -0
      :#marseydisagree:cott me

        E +1m +2 / -0
        {GIF}cott

          KILL_EVERYONE +3m +1 / -0
          :#marseyagreefast:cott me

            E +1m +2 / -0
            {GIF}cott

              KILL_EVERYONE +3m +1 / -0
              :#marseyindignant:cott me

                E +3m +2 / -0
                {GIF}cott

                  KILL_EVERYONE +3m +1 / -0
                  :#marseyshy2:cott me

                    E +2m +2 / -0
                    {GIF}cott

                      KILL_EVERYONE +1m +1 / -0
                      :#marseyshy:cott me

                        E +57s +2 / -0
                        {GIF}cott

                          KILL_EVERYONE +2m +1 / -0
                          :#marseyshy4:cott me

                            E +1m +2 / -0
                            {GIF}cott

X +1m +2 / -0
who are you

  KILL_EVERYONE +53s +2 / -0
  i'm a trans woman
  :#marseyeggirl: me

    X +3m +2 / -0
    i'm a trans woman too
    :#m

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-08-02T01Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: i don't know what this is but i found it funny
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BooMetropolis +2m +4 / -0 [C]
:#marseyxd:
No trans lives matter.

  BooMetropolis +4m +4 / -0 [C]
  {IMG}
  No trans lives matter.

    KILL_EVERYONE +1m +3 / -0
    >this is why i will never be a woman
    :#marseycry:

BigBussyHunter +4m +2 / -0
I've never seen that before. I liked it :marseythumbsup:y.
I don't get it :marseyhmmm:

  KILL_EVERYONE +2m +1 / -0
  i don't either and i'm not about to look it up

    BigBussyHunter +1m +2 / -0
    :marseykingcrown:

azurewaves +1h +1 / -0
I wish I could use this.

  KILL_EVERYONE +5m +1 / -0
  me too bro :marseydepressed:y. :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :marseydepressed: . :m

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-10-03T02Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: It's over for single foids
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A''' +1m +10 / -0
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting this? :marseyconfused:
Why are you posting

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2023-06-22T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why is it that when a guy is in a relationship, he's a "man" and when a woman is in a relationship, she's a "girlfriend"?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseythinkorino:
COMMENTS:
R +15m +29 / -0
Because women are children and can never be held accountable for their actions

  Downie +1h +15 / -0
  {IMG}

    Tomfoolery +1h +6 / -0
    {IMG}

      Downie +8h +2 / -0
      :marseyxd:

  Awoo +42m +13 / -0
  {IMG}
  Trans lives matter

  KILL_EVERYONE +24m +11 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  cyberdick +5h +4 / -0
  {GIF}

    R +3m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

  sirpingsalot +1h +2 / -0
  Facts

BussyMerchant +3m +20 / -0
Foids are children

  KILL_EVERYONE +2m +11 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

TheDunceonMaster +2m +19 / -0
Because men are people and women are property.

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +10 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +14m +8 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  Downie +1h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    TheDunceonMaster +24m +3 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

  Downie +1h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    TheDunceonMaster +18m +1 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

X +13m +11 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  KILL_EVERYONE +23m +6 / -0

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-07-03T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /h/holedrama will be returning to the main page on July 4th 2024
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseysaluteusa:
COMMENTS:
comics_for_trans_rights +2m +4 / -0
:#!marseyparty: :#marseyparty:

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseyparty: :#marseypartyzoom: :#!marseyparty:

    comics_for_trans_rights +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyparty: :#marseypartyzoom: :#marseyparty:

      comics_for_trans_rights +10s +2 / -0
      :#marseyparty: :#marseypartyzoom: :#marseyparty: :#marseyparty: :#marseypartyzoom: :#marseyparty: :#marseyparty: :#marseypartyzoom: :#marseyparty:

        comics_for_trans_rights +6s +2 / -0
        :#marseyparty: :#marseypartyzoom: :#marseyparty: :#marseyparty: :#marseypartyzoom: :#marseyparty: :#marseyparty: :#marseypartyzoom: :#marseyparty: :#marseypartyzoom: :#marseyparty:

          comics_for_trans_rights +5s +2 / -0
          :#marseyparty: :#marseypartyzoom: :#marseyparty: :#marseyparty: :#marseypartyzoom: :#marseyparty: :#marseyparty: :#marseypartyzoom: :#marseyparty: :#marseypartyzoom: :#marseyparty: :#marseypartyzoom: :#marseyparty:

            comics_for_trans_rights +6s +2 / -0
            :#marseyparty: :#marseypartyzoom: :#m

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-06-24T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The New York Times is publishing a 3,000 word article about how a shitposter on rDrama is actually a real, live person who is an actual sex pest
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
Joe_Manchin +24m +8 / -0
I think you're on to something. I'm going to write up an op ed for the NYT about how the Biden admin is using the WEF to create a fascist dictatorship. I'm going to be a real journalist.

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +4 / -0
  you have my blessing, citizen
  :#marseysalutepride:

Goomble +1h +4 / -0
He's a sex pest for sure

  KILL_EVERYONE +2m +3 / -0
  he is a real life version of @GatanKot
  :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

    GatanKot +2m +3 / -0
    I'm not a sex pest. I'm a sex pest **advocate**. :marseyindignant:

      KILL_EVERYONE +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseysurejan:

        GatanKot +10m +2 / -0
        you know it's true

      JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
      {IMG}

  GatanKot +5m +2 / -0
  I'm not a sex pest. I'm a sex pest **advocate**. :marseyindignant:

    Goomble +48s +2 / -0
    :marseysurejan:

    Goomble +46s +2 / -0
    :marseysurejan:ott

      GatanKot +10m +2 / -0
      you know it's true

        Goomble +4m +1 / -0
        :marseysurejan:ott

          GatanKot +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyagree:

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-06-09T01Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: New Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
me and who

  KILL_EVERYONE +33s +9 / -0
  :#marseywave2:

    peepeehands +2m +8 / -0
    :#marseywave2:

      KILL_EVERYONE +36s +7 / -0
      :#marseyembrace:

ACA +18m +5 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseysmug2:

Jewdanksdad +31m +5 / -0
:#marseyoctopus2:

  KILL_EVERYONE +14m +1 / -0
  :#marseyconfused:

    Jewdanksdad +4h +2 / -0
    :#marseygigaretard:

      KILL_EVERYONE +1h +1 / -0
      :#marseyautism: nott

        Jewdanksdad +1h +2 / -0
        :#marseyautismcap:

          KILL_EVERYONE +1h +1 / -0
          :#marseyspecial: not

            Jewdanksdad +2m +2 / -0
            :#marseyretard3:

              KILL_EVERYONE +1m +1 / -0
              :#marseyretardchad: not

                Jewdanksdad +4m +2 / -0
                :#marseyretardchadpat:

                  KILL_EVERYONE +49s +1 / -0
                  :#marseyretardchadpat: not

                    Jewdanksdad +1m +2 / -0
                    :#marseyretardchadpatgenocide:

                      KILL_EVERYONE +1m +1 / -0
                      :#marseyretardchadpatgenocide: not

                        Jew

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-05-16T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseydead:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A... :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :m

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-08-07T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i don't understand the point of these "hate groups" i don't know anyone who's in them and i don't know anyone who knows anyone who's in them
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
so if it's not a real thing why does it keep being brought up?
:#marseyconfused2:
COMMENTS:
BooMetropolis +1m +4 / -0
:#marseyjewoftheorientglowtalking:

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +3 / -0
  what the fuck does this even mean??
  :#marseyconfused2:

    BooMetropolis +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseyjewoftheorientglowtalking:

      KILL_EVERYONE +3m +2 / -0
      no, seriously what does this mean? i'm not chinese and i'm not a jew

        BooMetropolis +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseyjewoftheorientglowtalking:

          KILL_EVERYONE +3m +2 / -0
          i still don't know what this means but if i'm in it then i'm in it
          :#marseyshrug:

            BooMetropolis +1m +3 / -0
            :#marseyjewoftheorientglowtalking: :#marseyjewoftheorientglowtalking:

              KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
              what the fuck does this mean? i don't understand
              :#marseyconfused2: :#marseyconfused2: :#marseyconfused2: :#marseyconfused2: :#marseyconfused2:

                BooMetropolis +2m +2 / -0
                :#marseyjewoftheorientglowtalking:

                  KILL_EVERYONE +2m +1 / -0
                  what the fuck does this even mean? i'm not a jew i'm not chinese
                  :#marseyconfused2: :#marseyconf

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-04-25T03Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Meme
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +34 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ILIKECATS +1h +8 / -0
{IMG}

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +6h +5 / -0
:#marseygem:

JohnDevereaux +9h +3 / -0
{IMG}

  KILL_EVERYONE +2h +2 / -0
  >people actually think this is real
  :#marseyxd:

    JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
    >people actually think this is real
    :marseyagree: {IMG} {IMG}cott {IMG}ott

      KILL_EVERYONE +2h +2 / -0
      i'm not clicking that shit
      :#marseydisagree:

        JohnDevereaux +5h +2 / -0
        :marseysmug2: {IMG} ott

          KILL_EVERYONE +56m +2 / -0
          :#marseyscared:

            JohnDevereaux +4h +2 / -0
            {IMG} ott

              KILL_EVERYONE +2m +2 / -0
              :#marseyscared: :#marseyscared: :#marseyscared:

                JohnDevereaux +3m +2 / -0
                {IMG} ott

                  KILL_EVERYONE +2m +2 / -0
                  :#marseyveryworried: :#marseyveryworried: :#marseyveryworried: :#marseyveryworried: :#marseyveryworried: :#marseyveryworried: :#marseyveryworried: :#marseyveryworried: :#marseyveryworried: :#marseyveryworried: :#marseyveryworried: :#marseyveryworried: :#marseyveryworried: :#marseyveryworried: :#marseyveryworried: :

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-05-18T04Z
HOLE: personal
TITLE: Is this hole just a place for people to whine about their personal problems? Like I've seen a few posts recently that's just "I'm sad and want to die" or "I'm a loser and no one likes me"
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseydoomer:
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +11m +10 / -0
:marseyagreefast:

Redactor0 +5m +8 / -0
It's like a bar except you don't have to tip your bartender.

RegnisLarson +4h +6 / -0
Yes, and I'm the one whining about my personal problems.
:marseyitsover:

Tomfoolery +4h +5 / -0
What's your problem?

arseupwrongo +4h +5 / -0
I don't think anyone here has ever been happy to begin with

  KILL_EVERYONE +31m +2 / -0
  are you one of those people that thinks "everyone is unhappy and just hides it"?
  i'm happy because i'm not a whiny little bitch like the people in this thread

    arseupwrongo +1h +2 / -0
    I don't think it's like that. People just don't talk about their problems with others. I've known some people who I thought were happy and it turns out they have some very serious issues going on. It's not like you have to be a genius to find out someone's having problems, it's just that you don't ask.

      KILL_EVERYONE +2m +2 / -0
      >It's not like you have to be a genius to find out someone's having problems, it's just that you don't ask.
      well yeah, i don't ask because i'm not a faggot

        arseupwrongo +2m +2 / -0
        Yeah, that's the point. You don't ask because you're not a faggot, but if you did then you could find out a lot about people.

          KILL_EVERYONE +2m +2 / -0
          >but if you did then

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-06-21T00Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: I HATE ANIME SO MUCH ITS UNREAL
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +1m +15 / -0
Coomer tier

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +9 / -0
  :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

  Aba +1h +9 / -0
  {IMG}

    SpookyFartMan69 +1m +7 / -0
    :marseyxd:

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +53m +11 / -0
{GIF}

  KILL_EVERYONE +37s +8 / -0
  :#marseydeadinside2:

    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +3m +7 / -0
    {GIF}

      KILL_EVERYONE +1m +6 / -0
      :#marseydeadinside3:

Aba +1h +10 / -0
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

  Downie +2h +7 / -0
  The Japanese are really into this shit, they really do coom to the idea of being a woman

  Aba +3m +5 / -0
  {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

    Aba +2m +5 / -0
    {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

      Aba +1m +6 / -0
      {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

        Aba +2m +5 / -0
        {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

          Aba +3m +5 / -0
          {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-05-22T00Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: do you think she's single?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AnHeroedOats +3m +15 / -0
{IMG}

  KILL_EVERYONE +59s +11 / -0
  you have no idea how badly i want to be the one to do that :marseybiting:

    AnHeroedOats +5m +11 / -0
    I’m married :marseycheerup:

      KILL_EVERYONE +4m +13 / -0
      :#marseyitsover:

        AnHeroedOats +1m +10 / -0
        I’m sorry, I didn’t know what the context of your comment was :marseyteehee:

          KILL_EVERYONE +53s +9 / -0
          :#marseysulk:

      Patsy +3h +6 / -0
      can i have ur husband

        AnHeroedOats +4h +3 / -0
        I’d rather you had him, it’s a match made in heaven

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +41m +5 / -0
  What’s with your weird eyes?

    AnHeroedOats +10m +4 / -0
    I got it from my mom, she has them too :marseyshrug:

      AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +4 / -0
      I’d say you’re a certified weasel.

  jesus +12h +2 / -0
  :#marseywould:

    AnHeroedOats +1h +2 / -0
    I’d say I’d :marseywould: too, but I’m married and all :marseyteehee:

      jesus +2m +2 / -0
      > I'm married
      <img src="/e/marseythissmall.webp"> :#marseysmug2:

        AnHeroedOats +4m +2 / -0
        I’m not a lesbian :marseyindignantwoman:

          j

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2023-06-05T22Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: The new "I'm a fucking idiot" Award
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Sner +15m +3 / -0
:marseyshrug: me
I don't have the money for one of these right now but I'd like to buy it
the time to spend on the internet should be spent on the internet
there's no better way to spend it than posting here

  KILL_EVERYONE +2m +3 / -0
  i'll make you an offer you can't refuse.... 1000 dramacoin and i'll give you the award right now

    Sner +1h +2 / -0
    I have exactly 1000
    :#marseysweating:

      KILL_EVERYONE +12m +2 / -0
      :#marseysmug2: me

        Sner +15m +2 / -0
        :marseymerchant: me

          KILL_EVERYONE +2m +2 / -0
          :#marseymerchant: you first

            Sner +42s +2 / -0
            :#marseymerchantelf:

              KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
              :#marseymerchantelf: you first

                Sner +1m +2 / -0
                :marseyglancing: :marseyveryworried:

                  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
                  :#marseyveryworried: you first

                    Sner +1m +2 / -0
                    :#marseyevilgrin: me

                      KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
                      :#marseyevilgrin: you first

                        Sner +4m +2 / -0
                        :#marseyshook: you first

                          KILL_EVERYONE +11m +2 / -0
                          :#marseyshook: you first

                            Sner +1m +2 / -0
                            :#marse

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AUTHOR: KILL_EVERYONE
DATE: 2024-05-02T21Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: I hate seeing people put their fucking phones in their cars
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I mean I get the idea behind it and all but you're still looking at a fucking screen in your car. It's like you want a car accident or something, jesus christ
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +2h +6 / -0
I've put my phone in my car once. It was for my job and it was a single charge and then never again. I can't stand when people do it for the purposes of entertainment. They're fucking retarded. :#marseyraging:

SpookyFartMan69 +43m +6 / -0
I do it sometimes but it's when I'm at a red light and have to wait 2 minutes for a train to pass

  KILL_EVERYONE +5m +4 / -0
  i know it's been a while but when did the r/fuckcars movement start gaining traction? i'm honestly shocked at how many people do this shit

    SpookyFartMan69 +1m +3 / -0
    I think it was like 2016 or so

    NO +1h +1 / -0
    Fuckcars is a troll sub

    Haberdasher +4h +1 / -0
    I think the first was the Texas guy who was going to be in an accident if he didn't use his phone.

ConchShell +2h +4 / -0
How do you not have a mount?

  KILL_EVERYONE +1m +3 / -0
  i'm not a fucking child, i hold my phone in my hand like an adult
  :#marseyindignant:

    ConchShell +1m +3 / -0
    Do you have a phone in your car?

      KILL_EVERYONE +2m +2 / -0
      :#marseyagree:

        ConchShell +1m +3 / -0
        So why do you need a mount?

          KILL_EVERYONE +3m +1 / -0
          because i don't want to look at a screen while i'm driving, especially a smaller one

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2024-01-26T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: One of the best hours I've ever had was watching a dog eat a live squirrel :marseytrans:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm pretty sure this is a man but he has a dog and he's a cuck but the dog is a real one
:marseytrans:
COMMENTS:
X +57m +4 / -0
:#marseydoge:

  killalldogs +2h +3 / -0
  :marseytrans:

Ladytroon +7h +3 / -0
>the dog is a real one
:#marseytrans:

NO +1h +2 / -0
Why did you link to 15 minutes of nothing and a dog eating a squirrel for 30 seconds

  killalldogs +1h +2 / -0
  I love watching dogs. and would watch all 15 minutes

    NO +1h +2 / -0
    I would have listened to the entire interview.

      killalldogs +1h +2 / -0
      I'll go out of my way to do more interviews with dog owners and their dogs. I think they are the most dramatic.

killalldogs +3m +1 / -0
> I'm pretty sure this is a man but he has a dog and he's a cuck but the dog is a real one
:marseytrans:

killalldogs +1m +1 / -0
> I'm pretty sure this is a man but he has a dog and he's a cuck but the dog is a real one
:marseytrans:ont

killalldogs +1m +1 / -0
> I'm pretty sure this is a man but he has a dog and he's a cuck but the dog is a real one
:marseytrans:ont

killalldogs +1m +1 / -0
> I'm pretty sure this is a man but he has a dog and he's a cuck but the dog is a real one
:marseytrans:ont

killalldogs +1m +1 / -0
> I'm pretty sure this is a man

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2024-08-07T13Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: The average dramatard.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +50 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I did this to myself.
COMMENTS:
LiterallyShaking +4m +24 / -1
>me
{IMG}

  killalldogs +2m +11 / -1
  :marseywholesome: :marseykingcrown:

Redactor0 +2h +11 / -0
I'm always amazed how well the human body can absorb foreign substances. It can handle just about anything as long as you don't put in too much at once.

  killalldogs +2h +4 / -0
  I have been told this is not true. I think im going to need a 2nd doctor.

    Redactor0 +4m +4 / -0
    Well you gotta get a second opinion from someone who's never heard of it before.
    :marseydoctor:

  jesus +1h +2 / -0
  Wrong

ManBearFridge +1h +8 / -0
Me but with vodka

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +11m +7 / -1
Me but with ammonia

  killalldogs +2m +11 / -1
  :marseyhesright:

  Chapose +18m +6 / -1
  Me but with bleach

    killalldogs +2m +5 / -1
    :marseyhesright:

    jesus +3h +2 / -0
    Me but with ammonia

  jesus +3h +3 / -0
  Me but with bleach

jesus +3h +8 / -0
:#marseyme:

  killalldogs +1h +4 / -0
  :marseyagree:

Grue +2h +5 / -0
This is the 100th time I’ve read this post :marseysad:

  killalldogs +2h +4 / -0
  :marseysadcat: i feel you.

    Grue +1m +3 / -0
    I know that feeling :marseysadcatpat

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-05-22T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/awfuleverything is back! :marseywereback:
URL: {REDDIT: r/awfuleverything we_are_back}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +1 / -0
Can you post a link to the archive?

  killalldogs +3h +1 / -0
  I'll make a new post for the link..... Is it the link for the subreddit or the drama post?

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +1 / -0
    The drama post. I don't have a reddit account. I'm just curious about what they're talking about

      killalldogs +1m +1 / -0
      I'll make it now.. I wanted to wait till I had a bit more of a post but whatever. The drama is still young. :marseygiveup:.... I'm sorry.. I'm a slow person

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5m +1 / -0
        It's ok :#marseyblowkiss:

          killalldogs +1m +2 / -0
          I got it up here. I just dont know how to link it back to the drama page. It's just a link to the subreddit. :marseycry: I'm still trying. I'm sorry. I'm not a good person. I'm sorry. I'll get it done. I promise. I'm sorry.

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4m +2 / -0
            Do a new post with the link in the body. I can't see it

              killalldogs +2m +2 / -0
              Done. :marseylove:. I'm sorry. I'm a slow person. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2024-07-04T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors seethe over an old meme
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter oh}
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +6m +9 / -0
> The most hilarious thing about this is that the guy who made the meme is a right-wing grifter.
:marseyconfused2:
u/FrozenChosen is a right-wing grifter?

  killalldogs +4m +7 / -0
  Im 99% sure its a train

    BigBussyHunter +1m +8 / -0
    > u/FrozenChosen is a right-wing grifter?
    :marseysmughips:

      killalldogs +2m +5 / -0
      :marseyfrozenchosenchokespal:

  syscochill +1h +2 / -0
  I think the comment is about the guy who made the meme, not Frozen.

    BigBussyHunter +5m +3 / -0
    Oh, I thought Frozen made the meme. I didn't read the comments lol

      syscochill +1m +2 / -0
      That's what I said. I did read the comments. :marseyindignant:

        BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
        :marseyclapping:

HeinousAnus +8m +3 / -0
Crazy how it's possible to be so wrong and not even know it :marseyeyeroll2:

  killalldogs +5m +4 / -0
  The fact i believed it says a lot about my enemies :marseyindignant:

    HeinousAnus +1h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      killalldogs +34m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

Zuzie +2h +2 / -0
You're welcome :marseyfrozenchosen:

  killalldogs +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    Zuzie +2m +2 / -0
    :marseyfrozenchosench

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-04-01T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey is not a dog
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Marsey is not a dog
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +3m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  killalldogs +3m +3 / -0
  :marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging:

    Cao_Cao +2m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      killalldogs +1h +2 / -0
      I have to agree, Marsey is a cat.
      :marseyagree::marseyagree::marseyagree:

        Cao_Cao +4m +2 / -0
        :marseytrans: :equals: :marseytrans:

        Cao_Cao +5m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          killalldogs +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyloveyou:

            Cao_Cao +1m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              killalldogs +1m +2 / -0
              :marseyfry:

                Cao_Cao +3m +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                Cao_Cao +4m +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  killalldogs +1m +2 / -0
                  :marseywave2:a

                    Cao_Cao +3m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}a

                      killalldogs +2m +2 / -0
                      :marseysoypoint: marsey!

                        Cao_Cao +2m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          killalldogs +1m +2 / -0
                          :marseysoypoint2: marsey!

                            Cao_Cao +2m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

  SN +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

Killthekaiser +1m +3 / -0
kill yt

  killalldogs +4m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2024-02-06T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +35 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +20m +9 / -0
I thought I was getting a new PC this year but its just a new monitor so I'm gonna wait a bit longer to see what else drops.

  killalldogs +3m +5 / -0
  I have a new pc this year, im getting the new msi gomax 240hz monitor with a 4k on a sale so i feel like i got a steal.
  I got the 1080ti in 2018 and i still have to force the gpu to max out with a lot of games. :marseyindignant:

    KoreanDandyKing +12m +5 / -0
    :marseynotes:
    I've been waiting for a 240Hz 4K to drop to around $600-$800 bucks or so but I'm guessing its gonna be like 1000 bucks.
    I'm gonna have to wait until I get a new job or do something else that makes me money again.
    I know some people are getting 240Hz 4K on the cheap but those are probably just 100Hz panels with 240Hz refresh rate.
    I want the real thing.

      killalldogs +1h +2 / -0
      If you want to be super picky and not get scammed by venders who just put 100hz panels in the box with a 240hz label you can look at the specs and the brand.
      I bought mine on amazon but I was lucky enough to get it from a company that has been around for 30 years and i have no issue with them. The company even went as far as to make a new program to make sure the monitors were made in the US.
      {IMG} {IMG}
      I got it for 600$ and it was a 4k 240hz with 98% DCI-P3. The company makes 8

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-11-05T01Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: This is how you can tell a gay man and a straight man apart.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +31 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am talking about the angle of the cup.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +25 / -0
this is how you tell a gay man and a straight man apart
:#marseycockvore:

  killalldogs +1m +11 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

  Sloot +1h +7 / -0 [C]
  Women and trans women are attracted to the face and soul.
  Trans lives matter, unlike cishet men’s.

    89wc +1h +5 / -0
    > women and trans women are attracted to the face and soul
    where do you think the word "bussy" comes from?

      Sloot +17m +4 / -0 [C]
      > where do you think the word "bussy" comes from?
      The word “bussy” comes from the fact that women are not attracted to the face and soul.
      Trans lives matter about 59% of the time.

  asshole +1h +6 / -0
  {GIF}

ACA +15m +17 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}

  killalldogs +1m +8 / -0
  :marseyxd:

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +47m +8 / -0
  Why would you post your hairy legs? Gross.

    ACA +3m +9 / -0
    You are right, I'm going to shave them. I'm not a gay man

      AnnoyinTheGoyim +11m +6 / -0
      I think you are a gay man.

        ACA +5m +4 / -0
        :marseysweating:

  89wc +2h +2 / -0
  :marseyxd:

GubeRubenstein +2m +15 / -0
Straight men holding cups like that is only for drinking beer out of your hand.

  killalldogs +2m +14 / -0
  Yes, i am

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2024-01-10T08Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: Why do people watch movies?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a friend who likes to watch movies and I have never watched one in my life and I'm just wondering what the point is. Like I don't get it. I can't think of anything I would want to watch.
Is it just a way to spend time with people? Is there even anything you can watch that isn't just some form of advertisement?
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +15m +13 / -0
Movies are fun. They aren't art, but they are pretty good entertainment. They are also the best way to make an impact on the world.

  killalldogs +5m +8 / -0
  I think the last movie I watched was spiderman 3 with my little brother. I dont get the appeal. Even my family watching the movies was boring. I just didnt care.

    ManBearFridge +2m +10 / -0
    I'm guessing you don't like sports either. There are movies with different genres that you may like. The appeal is usually the story.

      killalldogs +3m +11 / -0
      I do like sports. I just don't like the movie. I don't get it. I am in a few sports groups and we have movie nights and I just don't get it. I can't think of a single movie that I would ever want to watch.

        ManBearFridge +4m +8 / -0
        Oh, you are definitely missing out. There is nothing better than watching a movie with friends and getting drunk. I recommend watching a good movie with friends then a bad one, then back to a good one.

          killalldogs +3m +8 / -0
          I think i will make an exception and watch a movie with you one day :marseyblowkiss:

            ManBearFridge +2m +8 / -0
            :#marseyflirt:

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +13m +6 / -0
        Have you ever watched a romantic comedy?

          killalldogs +3m +7 / -0
          I dont like romance movies at all but I

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-07-23T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I found a new game
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was looking for a new game to play and I found out I can play as a 13 year old girl on the internet. I don't think I should play this game but what are your thoughts?
COMMENTS:
gaslighter +14m +3 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  killalldogs +6m +4 / -0
  I would rather play this than anything else
  {IMG}

    gaslighter +2m +3 / -0
    :marseyxd:

NO +2h +3 / -0
She looks 12, not 13.

  killalldogs +5h +2 / -0
  I would never play as a 12 year old girl. I draw the line at 13.

Red_Shill +1h +3 / -0
I’m sure you could find a nice 13 year old girl to play as on the internet too

  killalldogs +6h +3 / -0
  I dont want to be groomed :marseypleading2:

ThermonuclearNecrostorm +2h +2 / -0
Try some furry porn instead

  killalldogs +5h +2 / -0
  :marseydisagree: no

    ThermonuclearNecrostorm +20m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      killalldogs +4m +2 / -0
      I dont want to see something i dont like :marseydeadinside:

        ThermonuclearNecrostorm +1m +1 / -0
        :marseyagreefast:
        {IMG}

          killalldogs +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyprotestno:

            ThermonuclearNecrostorm +1m +1 / -0
            {IMG}

              killalldogs +2m +1 / -0
              :marseyprotestyes:

                ThermonuclearNecrostorm +54s +1 / -0
                {IMG}

                  killalld

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-08-26T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: First time cat sitting and I was right to be nervous :marseyworried:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheProphet +24m +5 / -0
:#marseybloodpuddle:

Modern_Major_Jefferal +1h +3 / -0
:#marseydeadinside2:

arseupwrongo +10m +2 / -0
how did it die

  killalldogs +11m +3 / -0
  :marseyitsover:
  I don't know. Probably an infection or something. I was hoping to get pictures of it playing with my other cats but that didnt happen. I still have the house and its cleaner than I have ever seen it. Im not sad but I feel bad that it died. :marseydepressed:

    arseupwrongo +3m +3 / -0
    that's sad I'm sorry. Did you know the cat beforehand?

      killalldogs +7m +2 / -0
      Not really. I knew it was there but I never saw it. The house owner said they let it out during the day and that was it. So I never got to meet the kitty but I feel like it could have been a good friend. :marseydepressed:

        arseupwrongo +14m +3 / -0
        that's rough, it's always sad when you get attached to a cat but never see them

          killalldogs +10m +2 / -0
          :marseyknowthatfeelbro: I love cats so much. I have 2 cats and I am still the best friend they have. I wish i could have been there for that little kitty. It would have been so cute playing with my other cats. :marseydepressed:

            arseupwrongo +11m +2 / -0
            yeah that's why I'm sad for you. I'm glad you have cats to love though

              killalldogs +26m +2 / -0
              :marseylove: I feel like i have it so easy. I have a good

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-12-24T03Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: :marseyjam: Christmas Music Thread! :marseyjam:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Post your favorite Christmas music!
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  killalldogs +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited:

killalldogs +26m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
My favorite christmas music

  Cao_Cao +37m +2 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    killalldogs +2h +2 / -0
    :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: my fav this year

Cao_Cao +5m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
Holly & the Sprites was my favorite Christmas show as a kid.

  killalldogs +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyhearts: my fav this year

Cao_Cao +1m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  killalldogs +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: my fav this year

    Cao_Cao +10m +2 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}
    100s of Christmas songs from this band. I don't know why but I think they're great.

      killalldogs +3m +2 / -0
      :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: thanks for sharing!

killalldogs +1m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
My fav this year

Cao_Cao +2m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
Also, I really like this.

  killalldogs +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: my fav this year

C

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-04-13T22Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: Marsey and dog :marseylove::!marseytranspat:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +49 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You can see her having the time of her life :marseyexcited:
COMMENTS:
fuckmeatsandwich +14m +13 / -0
{IMG}

  killalldogs +12m +11 / -0
  I love him so much, i have him on a pedestal in my house. He is my best friend :marseyhearts:

    fuckmeatsandwich +3m +9 / -0
    :#marseytranspat:

  Fabrico +32m +8 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  garlicdoors +25m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    fuckmeatsandwich +10m +5 / -0
    :#marseyfluffyannoyed:

      garlicdoors +1m +5 / -0
      :#marseytranspat:

        fuckmeatsandwich +4m +5 / -0
        :#marseyfluffyannoyedpat:

  ManBearFridge +2h +3 / -0
  :#marseysweating:

garlicdoors +13m +9 / -0
{IMG}

  killalldogs +12m +8 / -0
  :marseytranspat: :marseytranspat: :marseytranspat: :marseytranspat:

  ManBearFridge +2h +5 / -0
  :#marseydisgust:

  userturkey13 +2h +4 / -0
  :#marseyill:

box +36m +4 / -0
:#marseybased:

KinoBushido +2h +4 / -0
>dog
:#marseydisagree:

BulbBurglar +1h +3 / -0
:#marseytranspat::#marseytranspat::#marseytranspat::#marseytranspat:

Elon_SUSk +2h +

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2024-04-05T18Z
HOLE: personal
TITLE: My cat died today and it hurts
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
He was 13 and very old but he was still a good boy and would even let me hold him. I dont think ill ever feel this bad again.
COMMENTS:
FormerLurKONG +1m +10 / -0
:#marseycheerup: :#marseycheerup:

  killalldogs +2m +9 / -0
  Thank you friend :#marseyembrace:

    FormerLurKONG +2m +8 / -0
    :#marseyfluffy:

KILL_EVERYONE +5m +9 / -0
i'm sorry, man. cats are good boys and it's always a bad day when they die

  killalldogs +5m +7 / -0
  He was my first and only cat. I know its a cliche but i love you all and this community has been a great help.

    KILL_EVERYONE +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

Griff +21m +9 / -0
{IMG}

  killalldogs +13m +8 / -0
  :marseyembrace: :marseyheart:

ponyblaze +4m +7 / -0
im sorry king

  killalldogs +4m +7 / -0
  Thank you :marseyembrace:

SpookyFartMan69 +5m +7 / -0
I'm so sorry
My condolences

  killalldogs +4m +6 / -0
  Thank you :marseyembrace:

YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1h +5 / -0
{IMG}

  killalldogs +6m +5 / -0
  I had to end it. He was in a lot of pain and my mom is an animal doctor. It was the only way to give him peace :marseydepressed:

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +2m +5 / -0
    I'm so sorry. I hope you have good memories of

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-04-10T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Marsey just dropped
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +174 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyjelly::#marseyjelly:
COMMENTS:
HOTEP +1m +46 / -0
Marsey’s eating the cookie in the first pic! :marseyhappytears:

  killalldogs +3m +32 / -0
  I love this site so much. :marseylove:

  Penny +1h +16 / -0
  :marseyhappytears: i love it so much

box +1h +24 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyjellypat:

  killalldogs +20m +12 / -0
  Marsey is a good cat! :marseyjam:

  Biggles +12h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

nun01 +34m +20 / -0
:#marseyjelly::#marseyjelly::#marseyjelly:

  killalldogs +57m +10 / -0
  :marseyjam:

plsnodoxerino +17m +18 / -0
:#marseyjelly::#!marseyjelly:

  killalldogs +1h +10 / -0
  :marseyjam:

  _______________ +2h +4 / -0
  :#marseyjelly::#!marseyjelly::#!marseyjelly::#!marseyjelly:

    plsnodoxerino +4m +3 / -0
    :#marseyjelly:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +10m +16 / -0
Cute Marsey!

  killalldogs +1h +9 / -0
  :marseyjam:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5m +14 / -0
Love it!

  killalldogs +1h +5 / -0
  :marseyjam:

Biggles +1h +10 / -0
:marseyj

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-09-02T22Z
HOLE: chinchilla
TITLE: :marseyfluffy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +39 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +6 / -0
:#marseygoatse:

  killalldogs +3m +6 / -0
  Its not her butt, its a pillow. She was trying to look sexy and she got confused.

Wuzizname +28m +5 / -0
So cute!
:marseyheart:

tempest +18m +4 / -0
Very cute.
Also
> :marseyfluffy:
:#marseyfluffylove:

Fabrico +11m +4 / -0
:#marseyshy3:

Redactor0 +1h +3 / -0
So cute!
:marseyfingerhearts:

Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
:#marseyxd:

Redactor0 +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyfingerhearts:
{YOUTUBE}

  killalldogs +2h +3 / -0
  :marseyfluffylove:

    Redactor0 +5m +2 / -0
    This is the song from a classic 80s movie where the guy is trying to get his ex back by playing this song at a party. It's actually really good. And it's so much better than that shitty version on the soundtrack.

      killalldogs +47m +2 / -0
      :marseyfluffylove: it

MoidAppreciator +1h +2 / -0
cute kitty

  killalldogs +2h +2 / -0
  :marseyfluffylove: it

    MoidAppreciator +1m +1 / -0
    awwwww

      killalldogs +12m +2 / -0
      :marseyfluffylove: it

        MoidAppreciator +2m +2 / -0
        :marseyfluffy: it

          killalldogs +4m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2024-04-09T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is it a good time to buy used gaming hardware?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I need a new computer and since I have no money i need to get something cheap but i also need a good card so i can play some new games i want to.
Currently I have a ps5, ps4 pro, Xbox one and a ps2.
I can only play 2 games at a time and the ps5 is my main for playing games.
I would like to play the new souls game, which I think will be a better experience on pc.
I don't really play any games that are exclusives to pc and only play games that will work on any system.
I really don't know anything about computers and can't tell if its a good time to buy something cheap.
I want to be able to play the new souls game, rdr2, spiderman 2, the last of us 2, and fallout 76 on pc.
I am willing to wait a bit for a good sale but if it's a good time to buy something now I would like to.
COMMENTS:
KILL_EVERYONE +2m +6 / -0
are you poor? i'm not and i just get whatever i want

  killalldogs +39m +4 / -0
  You don't understand I'm talking about my computer and not a new gaming console.

    KILL_EVERYONE +44s +5 / -0
    oh i'm sorry i didn't realize you were talking about a different thing
    :#marseyretard2:

      killalldogs +36m +3 / -0
      :marseyawardretard:

ChungusEnjoyer +1m +5 / -0
Depends on how much you want to spend

  killalldogs +39m +3 / -0
  I want to spend as little as i can. I want to be able to play the games i listed above but I don't want to spend a bunch of money.

    ChungusEnjoyer +52m +3 / -0
    You could get a used one for under $1k if you're willing to pay a bit more than that you can get a new one

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-11-04T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why is it always the most insufferable people that are the most passionate about everything?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't think its a "passion" thing i think it's a "narcissism" thing. I have an old friend that is extremely passionate about everything and the dumbest person I know. He is constantly telling me how amazing he is at everything he does. It's always about him in any conversation. Even if I'm talking about something that he doesn't know or do.
I've noticed most of the people here that are the most passionate about things are always the most insufferable people. I've never seen someone be passionate about something and not be a complete dick to others.
I guess i'm just a pussy so I don't like to show it off to people but it's not how I feel about most things.
COMMENTS:
3_in_the_spink +6m +17 / -0
{GIF}

  killalldogs +4m +10 / -0
  {GIF}

BimothyX2 +4m +11 / -0
Because people are retards

  killalldogs +5m +10 / -0
  {GIF}

    BimothyX2 +5m +10 / -0
    I'm bimothy hello :marseywave2:

      killalldogs +3m +6 / -0
      {GIF}

        BimothyX2 +2m +5 / -0
        I'm bimothy hello :marseywave2:

          killalldogs +2m +4 / -0
          {GIF}

            BimothyX2 +2m +4 / -0
            I'm bimothy hello :marseywave2:

              killalldogs +2m +4 / -0
              {GIF}

                BimothyX2 +2m +4 / -0
                I'm bimothy hello :marseywave2:

                  killalldogs +4m +3 / -0
                  {GIF}

                    BimothyX2 +3m +3 / -0
                    I'm

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2024-02-26T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyworldcup: :marseyworldcup: :marseyworldcup: WORLD CUP BETTING THREAD! :marseyworldcup: :marseyworldcup: :marseyworldcup:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +22 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
As you all know, this is the year of the World Cup! :marseyworldcup:
I have started to create a thread for each game so people can bet on the game they want to watch!
I'm still working on the website, so when I get it done I will make a post with all the games listed and a link to all the threads. :marseyinabox:
This thread is for the game between :marseyflagalbaniagenocide: Albania :marseyflagalbaniagenocide: and :marseyflagargentina: Argentina :marseyflagargentina:
The website has 20,000 MB as the prize pool, so all winnings are doubled! :marseycoin:
Please let me know if you have any suggestions or if you want me to add any features :marseythinkorino:
COMMENTS:
ALASKAN +3m +11 / -0
i've never watched a world cup game in my life
i don't even know what teams are playing
:#marseydrunk:

  killalldogs +1m +12 / -0
  I have never watched a football game in my life but I can make a website for you to bet on them :marseyembrace:

    ALASKAN +3m +13 / -0
    i'll bet on the team that's going to win
    :#marseycool2:

      killalldogs +3m +10 / -0
      Thank you for your support! :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace:

    X +4m +6 / -0
    why is the prize pool 20k mb

      killalldogs +2m +6 / -0
      I just like numbers :marseyembrace:

      killalldogs +1d +2 / -0
      And i forgot to add

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-08-03T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/rapedbyanime
URL: {REDDIT: r/rapedbyanime i_fucked_up}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/rapedbyanime i_fucked_up}
>Just wanted to let the subreddit know that I fucked up and let my 20 year old cat out. I left her in the front yard and I was going to bring her back in 15 minutes but it ended up being 2 hours. When I finally brought her in I realized she had been mowed over by the lawnmower. I'm so sorry, I just wanted to let the subreddit know that I fucked up.
>Is there a way to contact you guys?
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +12 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyxd:

  killalldogs +25m +5 / -0
  I think this is why I hate reddit so much. A forum for people to talk about their problems and they just shit on you for being a fucking retard. I hate redditors so much. I hope they all die.

    Dramamine +22m +4 / -0
    :#marseydoit:

GooooooldMember +1h +7 / -0
This is so lame

911roofer +22m +5 / -0
That’s a dumb cat.

  killalldogs +1h +3 / -0
  I hope the cat did not die.

    911roofer +3m +2 / -0
    It’s a cartoon. It can’t die.

      killalldogs +2m +3 / -0
      Cats dont have to be real to be loved. And I think the cat was a real cat and not the cartoon cat. I am very sad now.

        911roofer +5m +2 / -0
        I don’t care. I want to murder him. I want to murder him. I want to murder him. I want to murder him. I want to murder him. I want to murder him. I want to murder him. I want to murder him. I want to murder

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-11-16T16Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: I am a fucking retard
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
How did you guys end up here?
COMMENTS:
FourthCowboy +2m +8 / -0
I came here through a google search :marseytypinglaugh:

  killalldogs +4m +6 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

Modern_Major_Jefferal +6m +6 / -0
I was browsing a sub called "drama" and clicked the first reddit link I saw

  killalldogs +1m +6 / -0
  :marseyxd:

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +4 / -0
    It was a really funny post, you should check it out.

      killalldogs +2m +3 / -0
      Didnt realize there was a drama sub. I just saw the r/drama link and clicked it.

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +5m +3 / -0
        Its gone now sadly, the original was banned and the new one is basically dead. But I'm sure you can find it if you search for it.

          killalldogs +1m +3 / -0
          :marseyitsover:

DestoryerCarbine +1m +3 / -0
Lurk more

  killalldogs +5m +3 / -0
  :marseyretardchad:

Sner +3h +2 / -0
I was on /r/aww and clicked a link that I thought was from there :marseyspecial:

  killalldogs +23m +2 / -0
  :marseygigaretardpat:

    Sner +39m +2 / -0
    :marseyantiwork:

      killalldogs +17m +2 / -0
      :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork:

killalldogs +5m +1 / -0
I clicked a post from r/drama to check out a post and i thought it was a sub.
{IMG}

killalldogs +16m

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2024-01-18T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just watched the new Avatar movie, I can't help but notice that there are a lot of similarities to the Lord of the Rings movies. :marseysmughips:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I feel like this is a very obvious case of copying the LOTR movies, I think it's really interesting that you have two movies that are very similar, with very different settings and storylines. I think it's really cool that you have two movies that are so similar, and I think it's really interesting that you have two movies that are so different.
COMMENTS:
Patsy +1m +4 / -0
:#marseymeds:

  killalldogs +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseypills:

Master_GODshi +1h +2 / -0
Avatar: the Way of Water is the best movie of all time btw. :marseyindignant:

  killalldogs +6m +1 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1h +1 / -0
I dont care. I liked it

  killalldogs +21m +1 / -0
  :marseyhappytears::ott::ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-04-23T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I love my dog :marseytrans:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
He has me :marseyitsover: for another day.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +13 / -0
:#marseytranspat:

  killalldogs +1h +6 / -0
  He is so happy to see me home :marseyembrace:

tempest +2h +3 / -0
:#marseyshy2:

  killalldogs +7h +2 / -0
  :marseyfluffy:

    tempest +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseybow: :#marseyhearts:

      killalldogs +1h +2 / -0
      :marseyembrace: :marseyfluffy: :marseybow:

        tempest +1h +2 / -0
        :#marseyfluffylove:

          killalldogs +2h +2 / -0
          :marseytrans::marseyembrace::marseytrans:
          This is me and @tempest

            tempest +22m +2 / -0
            :#marseyblush:

              killalldogs +16h +2 / -0
              :marseyblush: :marseytrans:

Holly_Jolly_Kong +5h +2 / -0
I have a cat.
:#marseylove:

  killalldogs +3h +3 / -0
  {IMG} :marseyandjesus::marseyandjesus::marseyandjesus:

    Holly_Jolly_Kong +15h +2 / -0
    I love cats so much :#marseylove:

      killalldogs +1h +2 / -0
      :marseybow: :marseyandjesus:

        Holly_Jolly_Kong +35m +2 / -0
        :#marseylove: :#

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-05-03T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: KING KRAZY MEGATHREAD :marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +46 / -5
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazysnake: :#marseykingkrazy:
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazysnake: :#marseykingkrazy:
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazysnake: :#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +3m +30 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy:the krazy kong klaus krayon krazy king krazy klaus kong krazy krayon krazy kong krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-07-24T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: I guess your a cuck if you do this :marseyshrug:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_husband_just_bought_a_sex_doll}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm starting to think this is a fetish post, the husband is in the comments saying he's doing this for her and all the responses are "why would you do this for yourself"
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +3m +10 / -0
> I guess your a cuck if you do this
Yes, and that's a good thing :marseythumbsup:

  killalldogs +5m +8 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +7 / -0
    :marseyblush:

  cyberdick +1h +4 / -0
  I am the cuck! :#marseysoylentgrin:ion

BignatiusMacintosh +36m +8 / -0
> I was told that this would help with my low libido (I was a very big fan of the idea) but I think it's just making me more depressed.
This is the same as foids who buy a new dress for their husband and then he doesn't wear it because it's too ugly. :marseyraging:

  killalldogs +13m +4 / -0
  If you want to wear a dress you are a fag

    BignatiusMacintosh +1h +2 / -0
    Yeah, I'm a fag. :marseyhomofascist:ion

AverageEnjoyer +1h +3 / -0
> I'm starting to think this is a fetish post
It is, but it’s not hers. It’s his.

  killalldogs +1h +1 / -0
  I agree but foids like to make everything about them.ion

    AverageEnjoyer +4m +1 / -0
    Yeah, it’s like that story of the man who had a sex doll and his wife was cheating on him with it.ion

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2024-05-03T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How do you feel about the upcoming war in the middle east? :marseyhappening:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&& :marseywereback: &&
&& :marseydead: &&
COMMENTS:
Count_Sprpr +32m +24 / -0
!grillers, this is the best time to grill. I will be grilling fish and lobster in my backyard.
:#marseygrilling2:

  UraniumDonGER +3h +4 / -0
  You should grill @sandkwinn as well :marseylickinglips:

    sandkwinn +2h +3 / -0
    :#marseyshy3:

  NO +3h +2 / -0
  Grilled lobster :marseylickinglips:

RegnisLarson +1h +17 / -0
I can't wait to see how this war ends!
War in the Middle East ends with: :marseynukegoggles: :marseymushroomcloud: :marseynukegoggles:
I just know it.
I'm going to be a big fat happy nerd about it.

  NO +2h +3 / -0
  That would be a great title for a book

    RegnisLarson +14m +2 / -0
    Thanks, but you can't just give an idea for a book title to someone, and expect them to do the work. I've got some other ideas for books, but I need someone to write them.
    I have an idea for a book called 'The Biggest Shit in the World' and a synopsis of it is: 'I shit so much, I was worried I'd get kicked out of the zoo. But I was wrong! I was always destined to be the biggest shit in the world.'

      NO +17m +3 / -0
      :marseynotes: :marseyshook: :marseyimpossibru: :marseypoggers:

  yesimawesome +7h +1 / -0
  War in the Middle East ends with: :marseynukegoggles: :marseymushroom

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2024-01-19T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey is a good boy
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +35 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
We had a big party and he was the life of it :marseyexcited:
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +2m +13 / -0
:#marseyjam:

JoyceCarolOates +2m +11 / -0
What a cutie :marseyhearts:

KawaiiFembee +1h +7 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}

  killalldogs +4h +3 / -0
  :marseyheart:

ACA +1h +6 / -0
:#marseyslurp:

BulbBurglar +46m +5 / -0
:#marseyslurpfast:

FormerLurKONG +1h +5 / -0
:#marseylickinglips:

tempest +1h +5 / -0
>isn't even a marsey
>is a dog
>still cute
:marseyheart:

  killalldogs +4h +3 / -0
  :marseybow:

GuyOnABuffalo +3h +4 / -0
Omg that’s adorable

  killalldogs +2h +2 / -0
  Thank you, hes my little marsey

    GuyOnABuffalo +1h +2 / -0
    I’m gonna adopt a dog soon. I’ve been thinking about getting a pibble mix. I’m a single guy so it’s a good way to teach me how to care for a pet for the long term. I think I can handle it but I’m pretty nervous. Any advice?

      killalldogs +5m +3 / -0
      Best of luck! I have a rescue golden that is a 10/10. The dogs I have met are just so sweet and loving, i think the problem with pibbles is the owners are a lot of the time trash. I would not get a pitbull or any breed that is known to be aggressive.
      I'm not sure if you can get a dog in your state but my state has a program where

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2024-01-06T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The chud in me is fucking seething right now :marseysaluteisrael:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
89wc +1h +3 / -0
{IMG}

  killalldogs +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyxd:endend

ConchShell +44m +2 / -0
Yeah, I agreeend

Redactor0 +1h +2 / -0
> 8000 Palestinian women raped
:marseywtf2:
I think this guy's math is off.

  killalldogs +1h +2 / -0
  I know it is but that is what i got when i was trying to find the numbers. I just wanted to get a point across that everyone is aware of it and it's a huge issue.
  {IMG}
  But even then i couldnt find a specific number, i know it is more than that.

    Redactor0 +4m +2 / -0
    Yeah I'm just guessing it's 30% of the women, which would be 2000. Which would be really bad. But it's not 8000.end

      killalldogs +15m +2 / -0
      Yeah that is a big number and it is a really bad situation that everyone knows about. I was hoping for a bigger number that would make more people mad :marseycry:endend

        Redactor0 +17m +2 / -0
        I know what you meant and you're right that it's a huge problem. But that's my problem with rightoids. When you say something and you don't have any actual numbers or anything to back it up, it just gets ignored. You have to have hard numbers and a source for it. And I don't mean "the source is CNN" because I know CNN is a reliable source for everything. I mean you have to have a specific article that says "8000 Palestinian women were raped" and that's been proven to be true by an independent fact checker. And then it's only when you've proven that that you can

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2022-09-01T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I feel like a hole is needed for pictures of chins and butts
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@impassionata @august @carpathianflorist @aevann
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +9 / -0
There’s already a hole for this
It’s called h/foid

  killalldogs +2m +3 / -0
  But it would be funny if it was just a hole for butts and chins.

    carpathianflorist +3m +6 / -0
    The future of rdrama is women and other women

      killalldogs +3m +2 / -0
      :marseyagree:

  Enrico_Motassa +2m +2 / -0
  Oh shit is there really?

  NO +1h +2 / -0
  Why do we need an entire site if we have holes.

Sammael-Beliol +49s +3 / -0
@Ted_Simp
{GIF}

  killalldogs +1m +3 / -0
  She has a nice chin but I was thinking more butts.

    Sammael-Beliol +1m +2 / -0
    I'm gonna tell her you said that.

      killalldogs +2m +2 / -0
      :marseyhomofascist:

        Sammael-Beliol +2m +2 / -0
        I can't help but make straggots seethe, I am the best at it.

  Sammael-Beliol +4m +2 / -0
  @Ted_Simp
  {IMG}

    Sammael-Beliol +23s +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      Sammael-Beliol +30s +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        Sammael-Beliol +37s +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          Sammael-Beliol +41s +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            Sammael-Beliol +18s +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-04-29T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My dog is cute :marseyandjesus:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +106 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I love my dog so much :marseylove:
COMMENTS:
Master_GODshi +3m +36 / -0
{IMG}
He is

  killalldogs +1m +17 / -0
  So true.

  peepeehands +1h +9 / -0
  :#marseywould:

    oppie +1h +6 / -0
    :marseydisagree:

    Killthekaiser +4h +3 / -0
    :marseydisagree:

  oppie +2h +8 / -0
  :horny:

  JohnDevereaux +1h +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  Guzzy +2h +6 / -0
  :#marseycoomer:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4h +5 / -0
  I love her so much

  UraniumDonGER +9h +4 / -0
  @august straggot alert

    August +1h +3 / -0
    Thanks king, 100 DC has been deposited into your account. :marseyhomofascist:

      UraniumDonGER +15m +3 / -0
      :marseyhomofascist:

  BussydoFollower +9h +2 / -0
  This dog is a fatass :marseychonker2:

  1 +11h +2 / -0
  "Got a little something extra in my pocket for ya"
  {IMG}

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4h +14 / -0
This is the happiest dog I've ever seen
!animalposters

  Killthekaiser +17m +3 / -0
  Thats a kike

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +2 / -0
    Are you sure? He's a mutt

      Killthekaiser +1m +2 / -0
      Thats a kike

        DWHITE________

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-12-28T22Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +55s +6 / -0
:marseyheart: I have one at home

  killalldogs +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart:

peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
i wanna pet her

  killalldogs +1m +5 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
  @WootFatigue can i pet your dog

ACA +2m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  killalldogs +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyheart:a

    ACA +1m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      killalldogs +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyheart: :marseyheart:

        ACA +1m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          killalldogs +3m +2 / -0
          :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart:

            ACA +1m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              killalldogs +1m +2 / -0
              :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :m

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-06-13T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have been playing too much yugioh
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I hate my life
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +18m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  killalldogs +5m +2 / -0
  :marseyjamming:a

whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
:#!marseybooba: :#marseybooba:a

Elon_SUSk +2h +2 / -0
Knee

  killalldogs +5m +2 / -0
  Knee :marseyxd:aa

    Elon_SUSk +1h +2 / -0
    Kneesa

      killalldogs +12m +1 / -0
      knees :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marse

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2024-07-25T19Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: Is this the most accurate depiction of rdrama?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
asshole +27m +4 / -0
I feel like I have a lot in common with the guy on the left.
!slots100

  killalldogs +1m +3 / -0
  I feel the same. Except i dont have a gf. :marseyitsover:

    asshole +2m +3 / -0
    {GIF}
    !slots200

      killalldogs +13m +2 / -0
      :marseyknowthatfeelbro:

Joe_Manchin +1h +2 / -0
I'm both of these men

  killalldogs +1h +2 / -0
  :marseycheerup:

ChristoffWChanderson +1h +2 / -0
I don't get it

  killalldogs +1h +1 / -0
  Im sorry you should try to get it.

    ChristoffWChanderson +15m +1 / -0
    I'm not trying :marseyindignant:

      killalldogs +2m +1 / -0
      :marseyseethe:

        ChristoffWChanderson +12m +1 / -0
        I have no idea what I'm supposed to be seething about :marseyconfused2:

          killalldogs +3m +1 / -0
          You just can't get it. Its like an inside joke that you will never get. :marseyseethe: :marseyseethe: :marseyseethe: :marseyseethe: :marseyseethe: :marseyseethe: :marseyseethe: :marseyseethe: :marseyseethe: :marseyseethe: :marseyseethe: :marseyseethe: :marseyseethe: :marseyseethe: :marseyseethe: :marseyseethe: :m

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-07-06T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Me when im trying to write a funny post but then get distracted by the thousands of furries posting in /h/furry
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyitsallsotiresome:
COMMENTS:
killalldogs +1m +4 / -0
{IMG}
Also this was the first picture i found of the mascot for this hole. How did this happen?

  24-7_ROCK_COCK +4m +4 / -0
  we took the best mascot of all time and made it even better

    killalldogs +6m +3 / -0
    :marseyagree:

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1h +3 / -0
{GIF}ionion
{GIF}

Killthekaiser +1h +3 / -0
/h/furry is a psyop to reduce the incel population

  killalldogs +5m +3 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:ion

HugeThompson +4h +2 / -0
Is there a hole for h/killallfurries?

  killalldogs +1h +3 / -0
  Yes and it is h/killallfurries :marseyagreefast:ion

    HugeThompson +3m +2 / -0
    Fuck that's where I'm at right now. I am very confused.ion

      killalldogs +2m +2 / -0
      Thats why :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast:

killalldogs +1m +1 / -0
{GIF}
Me when i see a furry post but am too lazy to click on itionion

killalldogs +1m +1 / -0
{GIF}
Me when i see a furry post but am too lazy to click on it

killalldogs +1m +1 / -0
{GIF}
Me when i see a furry post but am too lazy to click on it

killalldogs +1m +1 / -0
{GIF}
Me

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2024-03-05T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Are you a problem solver?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I went to a coffee shop and when I got my drink they put a lid on it. So I asked for a new one without a lid.
I get the new drink and they put a lid on it again.
I say to the barista "there is no lid on this drink right?" She says "no but we always put a lid on the drinks" I say "I do not want a lid on this drink can I get a new one please?"
She says "yes" and gets me a new drink.
I get the drink and she puts a lid on it.
I say "there is no lid on this drink right?" She says "no but we always put a lid on the drinks" I say "I do not want a lid on this drink can I get a new one please?"
She says "yes" and gets me a new drink.
I get the drink and she puts a lid on it.
I say "there is no lid on this drink right?" She says "no but we always put a lid on the drinks" I say "I do not want a lid on this drink can I get a new one please?"
She says "yes" and gets me a new drink.
I get the drink and she puts a lid on it.
I say "there is no lid on this drink right?" She says "no but we always put a lid on the drinks" I say "I do not want a lid on this drink can I get a new one please?"
She says "yes" and gets me a new drink.
I get the drink and she puts a lid on it.
I say "there is no lid on this drink right?" She says "no but we always put a lid on the drinks" I say "I do not want a lid on this drink can I get a new one please?"
She says "yes" and gets me a new drink.
I get the drink and she puts a lid on it.
I say "there is no lid on this drink right?" She says "no but we always put a lid on the drinks" I say "I do not want a lid on this drink can I get a new one please?"
She says "yes" and gets me a new drink.
I get

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2024-02-15T01Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: New 'I love you' just dropped :marseyhomofascist:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DaddyReagan +23m +4 / -0
The bear is a show for gay men. If you're a gay man then this is a show for you.

  killalldogs +35m +2 / -0
  You can take me back :marseyblowkiss:

    DaddyReagan +3m +2 / -0
    I don't have to take you anywhere, that's what you want. I'm just happy to be where you want me.

      killalldogs +2m +2 / -0
      :marseyembrace:

        DaddyReagan +2m +2 / -0
        I'm just happy to be where you want me. :marseyembrace:ott

          killalldogs +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyembrace:ott

            DaddyReagan +5m +2 / -0
            :marseyembrace:ottott
            That's right. :marseyembrace:ottott

              killalldogs +3m +2 / -0
              :marseyembrace:ottott
              I love you :marseyembrace:ottott

                DaddyReagan +55s +2 / -0
                :marseyembrace:ottottott
                :marseyembrace:ottottott

                  killalldogs +5m +2 / -0
                  :marseyembrace:ottottottott
                  :marseyembrace:ottottottott

                    DaddyReagan +2m +2 / -0
                    :marseyembrace:ottottottott
                    :marseyembrace:ottottottott

                      killalldogs +1m +2 / -0
                      :marseyembrace:ottottottottott
                      :marseyembrace:ottottottottott

                        DaddyReagan +2m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2024-01-04T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I think this is a good idea
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!fellas
COMMENTS:
GubeRubenstein +3m +3 / -0
They should have a live chat for this

  killalldogs +1m +2 / -0
  We can have a chat for this :marseyblush:

    GubeRubenstein +1m +2 / -0
    Yeah we can chat about how much I want to beat you to death with a sock full of my own cum

      killalldogs +1m +2 / -0
      I like it :marseyshy2:

        GubeRubenstein +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseyblowkiss:

          killalldogs +2m +2 / -0
          :marseyloveyou:

peepeehands +3m +3 / -0
it would be a huge hit at rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-07-05T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a new favorite country
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The lyrics, the video, the vibe. All makes this a 10/10.
This is who we need to send to the sand.
COMMENTS: N/A send a message send a message
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  killalldogs +1h +1 / -0
  :marseyjamming::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing: send a message
  :marseyjamming::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing: send a message send a message

    killalldogs +23s +1 / -0
    :marseyjamming::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvib

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-01-29T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My first time ever getting a tattoo. Will I look like a loser?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +64 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I had my best friend get it with me. It's a pair of marseys. I think the tattoo artist did a good job. I was so happy when they finished it. I'm a little scared about what people will think of it, but I think it looks so cute.
COMMENTS:
JimothyX7 +1m +27 / -0
I'm gonna go with loser
Trans lives matter

  killalldogs +34s +18 / -0
  :#marseydoit:

    JimothyX7 +1m +20 / -0
    :#marseyropeyourself:
    Trans lives matter

      killalldogs +1m +12 / -0
      :#marseysoyrope:

X +14m +26 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:
you're gonna look like a loser no matter what

  killalldogs +1m +20 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

    X +1m +22 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:
    i'm sure you'll look cute in marsey panties

      killalldogs +3m +15 / -0
      :#marseyblush:

        X +1m +14 / -0
        :#marseysoypointgold:

          killalldogs +2m +11 / -0
          :#marseysoypointgold:
          Gold marsey a good sign?

            X +57s +11 / -0
            i dont know but you better go buy some marsey panties

              killalldogs +2m +11 / -0
              :#marseycoomer2:
              I will never be the same

                X +45s +9 / -0
                :#marseyeggirl:

                  killalldogs +2m +7 / -0
                  :#marseyagreefast::#marsey

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2024-01-09T04Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: :marseyvibing: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Just made this. I'm not good at all of this. I just wanted to try and make something.
COMMENTS: N/A save this one bro save this one bro
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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-06-05T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The worst part of owning a pitbull is all the love you get from everyone else
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
My dog is a huge baby and I love him so much. I went to the dog park to play with my friends dogs and some pibbles were there and my boy went crazy. He’s not the type to do that and I’ve had him around other dogs before. He’s just a friendly lil cunt and the park was full of chihuahua owners that I wanted to punch in the face.
I got in a fight with a guy that was going on and on about how it’s the owners fault and I couldn’t even disagree with him. I had to tell him to fuck off when he was saying “well how could you not know what your dog would do?” I told him I know what my dog would do, that’s why I don’t let him play with other dogs. I told him to fuck off and he just kept saying the same shit.
The worst part is that he’s a good boy. He’s sweet to everyone and if I let him he’ll play with literally anything. My boy loves everyone but he also is just a little baby dog. I had to just leave the park and never go back. That’s how I know its a terrible breed.
COMMENTS:
JoyceCarolOates +18m +7 / -0
So he's a sweet dog but he gets really excited around other dogs? If you didn't want him to get too excited around other dogs, why did you bring him to a dog park?

  killalldogs +10m +5 / -0
  I thought it would be fun to play with my friends dogs. I don’t go to dog parks often but I do want to play with other dogs.
  He’s never been like this around other dogs. He’s been in dog parks before and never got this excited. I guess he just was around pibbles and just had a panic attack. He was just trying to get away from them and I pulled him off.
  I had to leave because I didn’t want to get in a fight with more people. I didn’t want to get in trouble or the dog in trouble. I just took him home and he was super tired and just wanted

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-03-13T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My cat is having a panic attack
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have to be up early for work and i have to get up and take him to the vet tomorrow. I have no idea what to do.
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +21m +13 / -0
:#marseycheerup:
Hopefully the vet can fix him up. If not, you can always get a new one.

  killalldogs +1h +5 / -0
  I would never ever get another cat, my last one was an old timer and i had to put him down. I will never forget how hard that was and I will never replace him.

    Fabrico +1h +3 / -0
    I'm sorry that happened to you, and I hope that your cat gets better.
    :#marseycheerup:

garlicdoors +18m +8 / -0
I think this is a normal cat. I don't know what's wrong. He just looks sad and worried.

  killalldogs +1h +4 / -0
  He was fine yesterday, and i think he had a really bad night. He is a very chill cat. I just wish i could talk to him.

    garlicdoors +7m +3 / -0
    I like cats and I think they're cute and funny. I wish I could talk to them. They seem very interesting and smart and funny and cute.

      killalldogs +1h +3 / -0
      :marseyagreefast::marseyagreefast::marseyagreefast:

ConchShell +26m +5 / -0
Take him to the vet. That's all you can do

  killalldogs +1h +3 / -0
  I know i wish i knew more. Thanks for the advice

    ConchShell +1h +3 / -0
    I'm sorry you're going through this

      killalldogs +5h +2 / -0
      Thank you, it sucks i have to be up at 4 but i have to work so i can pay the bills. I hope i can get my little one back on his feet.

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-10-03T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Which one of you did this? :marseyxd:
URL: {TWEET: womandefiner}
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyrapscallion:
COMMENTS:
ABC +10m +12 / -0
> [I thought it was a joke but the fact that it isn’t is a real statement on how men treat women. 👏]({TWEET: stilllove5})
>> [They’re not gonna stop until we do what we need to do to protect ourselves.]({TWEET: stilllove5})
>>> [If you’re a woman in a situation like this, you are not the only one. I’ve been in this exact situation and I’m not afraid to say I had to fight for my life. I’m thankful that I’m okay. 🙏🏼]({TWEET: stilllove5})
:#marseywomanmoment:

  rip_spal +4m +12 / -0
  She literally just said she had to fight for her life and yet she's not scared?

  ChristoffWChanderson +1h +11 / -0
  >They're not gonna stop until we do what we need to do to protect ourselves.
  I'm so tired of women's solutions to all of their problems being "just punch a scrote, it'll surely work this time!"

    JohnDevereaux +2h +6 / -0
    >it'll surely work this time!"
    :#marseywomanmomenttalking:

  UnpackThisSweaty +3h +4 / -0
  >I've been in this exact situation
  >I'm thankful that I'm okay
  "I'm thankful that I'm okay, because I can't fight back and have to rely on other men to intervene for me. I'm not even scared about it happening again, because I'm a woman, and if it does, I'll just rely on the men around me to intervene. I'm a woman."

    JohnDevereaux +30m +3 / -0
    >I'm a woman
    >I'm a woman
    >I'm a woman
    >I'm a woman
    >I'm a woman
    >

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2024-04-22T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey in the middle of the ocean
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Idk how to post it better so here is some random art I made
COMMENTS:
houellebecq +1h +3 / -0
:#marseyembrace:
{IMG}

  killalldogs +3h +2 / -0
  :marseyhappytears: thank you i love the addition

WayOut +1h +2 / -0
:#marseydejected:

  killalldogs +2h +2 / -0
  :marseyitsover:

    WayOut +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyhappytears: :#marseysailor: :#marseyhappytears:

      killalldogs +16m +2 / -0
      :#marseysailor: :marseyhappytears: :marseyhappytears: :#marseysailor: :#marseyhappytears: :#marseysailor: :marseyhappytears: :#marseysailor: :marseyhappytears: :#marseysailor: :marseyhappytears: :#marseysailor: :marseyhappytears: :#marseysailor: :marseyhappytears: :#marseysailor: :marseyhappytears: :#marseysailor: :marseyhappytears: :#marseysailor: :marseyhappytears: :#marseysailor: :marseyhappytears: :#marseysailor: :marseyhappytears: :#marseysailor: :marseyhappytears: :#marseysailor: :marseyhappytears: :#marseysailor: :marseyhappytears: :#marseysailor: :marseyhappytears: :#marseysailor: :marsey

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2022-06-13T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Me irl
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I hope your all having a nice day :marseywholesome:
COMMENTS:
Allende +1h +2 / -0
I'm not fat but I am a cat person. We should be friends.
:#marseyexcited:

  killalldogs +10h +2 / -0
  Im not fat either :marseyjam: I'm just a cat person :marseyagree:

    Allende +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseyembrace:

Shreddedmanlet +17m +1 / -0
{IMG}

  killalldogs +12m +3 / -0
  I am shredded.
  Im just also a cat person :marseywave:

    Shreddedmanlet +5m +1 / -0
    You know you can find cat girls, right? :marseylove:
    :#marseyblowkiss:
    {IMG}

      killalldogs +12h +1 / -0
      Im not a strag :marseydisagree: but cat girls are a thing :marseyagree:
      I dont know how they are to deal with because i dont know anything about cats :marseyshrug: but i bet they are fun to be around.

  killalldogs +13m +3 / -0
  I am shredded.
  Im just also a cat person :marseywave:

    Shreddedmanlet +4m +1 / -0
    You know you can find cat girls, right? :marseylove:
    :#marseyblowkiss:cott
    {IMG}

      killalldogs +12h +1 / -0
      Im not a strag :marseydisagree: but cat girls are a thing :marseyagree:cott
      I dont know how they are to deal with because i dont know anything about cats :marseyshrug: but i bet they are fun to be around.

        Shreddedmanlet +2m

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-08-17T00Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: This is how you know you've been in the internet too long.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I feel like the most normal person in this world. :marseyretard2:
COMMENTS:
ABC +11m +11 / -0
{IMG}

Bookers +28m +8 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  killalldogs +1m +4 / -0
  Haha the wife is a cutie

    Bookers +5m +4 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

      killalldogs +1m +4 / -0
      :marseyhappytears: I would have a nice life with her

        Bookers +1m +3 / -0
        {YOUTUBE}

          killalldogs +1m +3 / -0
          :marseyembrace: she has a good voice

            Bookers +2m +3 / -0
            {YOUTUBE}

              killalldogs +1m +3 / -0
              :marseyshy2: she has a nice voice

                Bookers +3m +3 / -0
                {YOUTUBE}

                  killalldogs +1m +3 / -0
                  :marseyblush: she has a cute voice

                    Bookers +1m +3 / -0
                    {YOUTUBE}

                      killalldogs +1m +3 / -0
                      :marseyshy3: she has a good voice

                        Bookers +1m +3 / -0
                        {YOUTUBE}

                          killalldogs +2m +3 / -0
                          :marseyshy4: she has a nice voice

                            Bookers +49s +3 / -0
                            {YOUTUBE}

    Bookers +2m +3 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

      killalldogs +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyblush: she has a cute voice

        Bookers +2m +3 / -0
        {YOUTUBE}

          killalldogs +1

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2024-03-20T01Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: You have a choice
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
walking +1m +6 / -0
I’ll take the bottom one, can I have a Coke too

  killalldogs +12m +5 / -0
  Yes and a "What is a woman?" sign

    walking +2m +3 / -0
    :marseybased:

johnnypoop +2m +5 / -0
What if I want both

  killalldogs +12m +4 / -0
  You can get the bottom one if you pay the extra 14$

    johnnypoop +1m +4 / -0
    Can I get a paper bag for the extra money?

      killalldogs +2m +3 / -0
      Yes, but the bag is for your food and the extra money is for the food. :marseycapitalistmanlet:

        johnnypoop +2m +3 / -0
        :#marseysad: okay, thanks for the food :#marseylickinglips:

          killalldogs +6m +3 / -0
          Your welcome. :marseyblowkiss:

JohnDevereaux +1h +5 / -0
The first one is probably the last thing I'd eat.

  killalldogs +11m +3 / -0
  I would eat the top one because it would taste like heaven. The bottom one has potential to be good but the top one is the ultimate treat.

    JohnDevereaux +16m +3 / -0
    > it would taste like heaven.
    :#marseynerd2talking:

      killalldogs +3m +2 / -0
      You are right I should have said it would taste like a 100% pure angel food that would make you cum for a week.

    ThousandBestLives +1h +2 / -0
    Do you really think it's that much better than a normal burger? I'd want the bottom one but I've never had a burger that was so good it was worth

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-06-22T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My neighbor just got a puppy :marseytrans:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +48 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
She is a :marseytrain: and I had never been over to her house before today. I saw the dog and I was shocked. I had thought she was a lesbian :marseyhomofascist: and was just keeping the dog for company. I was wrong. :marseyshook: She has a dog. A DOG. :marseyklenny2: That she is training to be a service dog. :marseywhirlyhat:
I love dogs but this is a bit much for me. :marseytrans: I thought they were just a pet :marseytrans: not a service dog :marseytrans: I'm not sure how to feel about it. :marseytrans:
COMMENTS:
aminobastard +5m +36 / -0
you know, I don't know how to feel about it either.

  killalldogs +4m +19 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

  haggis +1h +6 / -0
  :#marseysalutepride:

  |V|askerade +1h +5 / -0
  {GIF}

X +1m +29 / -0
:#marseytrans:

  killalldogs +1m +18 / -0
  :marseyxd: I was going to post this but it wasnt ready yet

  peepeehands +2m +10 / -0
  :#marseytrans:

    X +2m +11 / -0
    :#marseytrans:
    :#marseytrans:
    :#marseytrans:

      peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
      :#marseytrans:
      :#marseytrans:
      :#marseytrans:
      :#marseytrans:

        X +1m +10 / -0
        :#marseytrans:
        :#marseytrans:
        :#marseytrans:

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-03-01T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I would like to formally apologize for my past behavior.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have been a terrible person for a long time. I am a horrible, unoriginal troll. I have been a mean spirited person and have made jokes that have hurt others. I have been a terrible person and I am sorry.
I have been a terrible person and I am sorry. I have been a terrible person and I am sorry. I have been a terrible person and I am sorry. I have been a terrible person and I am sorry. I have been a terrible person and I am sorry.
I am sorry for my past behavior and I will try to be a better person in the future. I will try to be more original and I will try to be more kind. I will try to be a better person and I will try to be a better troll.
I am sorry for my past behavior and I will try to be a better person in the future. I will try to be more original and I will try to be more kind. I will try to be a better person and I will try to be a better troll.
I am sorry for my past behavior and I will try to be a better person in the future. I will try to be more original and I will try to be more kind. I will try to be a better person and I will try to be a better troll.
I am sorry for my past behavior and I will try to be a better person in the future. I will try to be more original and I will try to be more kind. I will try to be a better person and I will try to be a better troll.
COMMENTS:
BEEF_SUPREME +3m +6 / -0
I can't forgive you but I'll let it go
:#marseyshrug:

  killalldogs +2m +3 / -0
  :#marseylove:

johnnypoop +2m +6 / -0
Good. Now you can touch grass and interact with people in real life

  killalldogs +4m +4 / -0
  I dont have the time or energy for that. I am sorry :marseyitsover:

    johnnypoop +1m +5 / -

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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2022-08-12T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The true face of a mayo foid. :marseyextinction: :marseyextinction: :marseyextinction:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +1 / -0
Looks like the type of woman who's kids you shouldn't trust around dogs
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AUTHOR: killalldogs
DATE: 2023-08-27T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I (22m) have been dating a girl (19f) for 3 months, and we have been talking about moving in together after I graduate. This past weekend, she told me she was seeing someone else.
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice i_22m_have_been_dating_a_girl_19f_for_3_months}
VOTES: +42 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Im too lazy to link the comments but they are all 100% right and the op is a pussy for even asking this. I hate redditors so much.
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +10m +47 / -0
> He's 22, she's 19, and they've been dating for three months. I doubt she's seeing someone else, but if she is, it's not a big deal.
> The bigger issue is that she's living with him. If she's 19, she's likely a college student. She can't be making decisions about her living situation. She needs to be living with roommates, and she needs to be living somewhere she can focus on school. If he's a student, he should be living with roommates, too. And if he's not a student, he should be living somewhere that's more appropriate for his age.
> She's a kid. She needs to be in school. She needs to be living with other kids. And he needs to be in school or he needs to be living somewhere that's more appropriate for his age.
> Edit: I see that he's not in school, and he's living with her. That's not appropriate for a 22-year-old. He needs to be living somewhere that's more appropriate for his age. And she needs to be in school, not living with him.
> Edit 2: I see that she's in school, and she's living with him. That's not appropriate for a 19-year-old. She needs to be living somewhere that's more appropriate for her age. And he needs to be in school or he needs to be living somewhere that's more appropriate for his age.
> Edit 3: I see that she's in school, and she's living with him. That's not appropriate for

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-07-25T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In a 6500 word essay, this foid argues that her failure to secure a relationship is actually her own fault
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes on_the_nature_of_male_vs_female_unhappiness}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
s_a_n_t_b +54m +6 / -0
> I'm pretty certain that there are more men than women in the world.
You'd think they'd have heard of this concept called "birth rates"
:#marseysmughips:

  asshole +35m +2 / -0
  thats not what the UN says
  {IMG}
  https://www.un.org/en/development/desa/population/publications/pdf/ageing/ageing-2011.pdf
  !slots111

    s_a_n_t_b +4m +2 / -0
    I don't know what the UN says I just know it's not true

      asshole +1m +2 / -0
      butt it is tho. Its not like men have more reproductive success, butt theyre more likely to be born than women
      !slots111

      whyareyou +4h +2 / -0
      The UN says there are 3200 million more men than women in the world, which is only 4% of the total population of the planet.

        s_a_n_t_b +5m +2 / -0
        I'm pretty sure that's a small sample of the total number of men in the world

          whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
          The total number of men in the world is 3200 million, and the total number of women in the world is 3200 million minus 128 million, which is 3072 million. This is from the UN, which is the actual total number of men and women in the world.

whyareyou +5h +2 / -0
So she's unhappy because she's single. Her solution is to be unhappy because she's single. She wants to be happy so she's going to work on her internal locus of control and be happy.
This

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2025-04-14T17Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Women are only 40% of the workforce because theyre too dumb to make it to the top
URL: {REDDIT: r/redscarepod women_are_only_40_of_the_workforce_because_theyre}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Number1HitlerYouth +1h +4 / -1
I hate women so fucking much

  CoolAdam +1h +5 / -0
  I hate women so much its unreal

    Number1HitlerYouth +2h +3 / -0
    Nigga I’m not a faggot I’m a nigga

      CoolAdam +4h +4 / -0
      I mean I am a faggot, I just hate women more

        Number1HitlerYouth +14h +1 / -0
        {IMG}

IANSTUARTLITTLE +3h +3 / -0
Kill yourself

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +3 / -0
  Not until you do

KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +3 / -0
@versicle

  versicle +15h +1 / -0
  What?

    KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +2h +1 / -0
    You didnt upvote my post?

      versicle +2h +1 / -0
      I do not upvote

        KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +1 / -0
        Ok

versicle +16h +3 / -0
:marseyhesright:

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +2h +2 / -0
  :marseyupvote2:

Georgebush +1h +2 / -0
You’re just a faggot

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +2 / -0
  :marseydownvote:

    Georgebush +3m +2 / -0
    :marseyupvote2:

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +11m +2 / -0
      :marseyupvote2

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2025-01-22T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :chadleftoid: has no filter on his Twitter feed and sneeds about a :chudsmug: on xitter
URL: {TWEET: NoFilterFeed}
VOTES: +31 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +13m +23 / -0
>supporting a genocide
{IMG}

  SupremeShitposter +1h +12 / -0
  {IMG}

    AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +23m +6 / -0
    :#marseyme:

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +9 / -0
  Did you see how they were playing soccer with the heads of dead babies?

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +5m +5 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  pizzashill +12h +2 / -0
  Yes lol

    AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +6m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      pizzashill +1m +2 / -0
      I'm not even going to get into this, it's not even worth the effort, the claim was they were engaging in systematic genocide and the only evidence offered was the word of a few people, and the case was so weak the entire country could not get behind it.
      The entire thing was a joke, it was 100% a far right conspiracy theory.

        AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +16m +2 / -0
        You're right, they're not doing a genocide. But they are doing a lot of things that are bad, and genocide is one of them.

          pizzashill +1m +2 / -0
          You don't even know what genocide is lmao.
          I'm not even going to get into this, it's not even worth the effort, the claim was they were engaging in systematic genocide and the only evidence offered was the word of a few people, and the case was so weak the entire country could not get behind it.
          The entire thing was a joke, it was 100% a far right conspiracy theory.

            AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-08-10T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The real solution to the gaza question
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Gas all Gazans.
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +11m +5 / -0
The real solution is a Rafah tunnel on the other side of Rafah that leads to Gaza.

  GooooooldMember +2h +2 / -0
  The real solution is the iron dome

    KoreanDandyKing +10m +1 / -0
    The iron dome would be better if the Gazans were the ones in possession of it.

      GooooooldMember +1h +2 / -0
      The iron dome would be better if the Gazans were the ones being protected by it

asshole +1h +4 / -0
The real solution is to move the jews to gaza and the palestinians to israel
{IMG}
!slots100

  GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
  The real solution is to move them both to Florida

GooooooldMember +2h +3 / -0
This

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +3h +1 / -0
  :#chadbasedcapy:

Killthekaiser +2h +1 / -0
This but unironically

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +3h +1 / -0
  :#chadbasedcapy:

Goomble +2h +1 / -0
:#marseyjerkofffrown:

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +3h +1 / -0
  :#chadbasedcapy:

    Goomble +2h +1 / -0
    :#marseymagdump:

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +2h +1 / -0
      :#chadbasedcapy:

        Goomble +3m +1 / -0
        :#marseymini:

          KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +1 / -0
          :#chadbasedcapy:00000000000000

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-03-08T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have never heard of a more hateful, spineless, and utterly contemptible people than Jews
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The most despicable thing about Jews is their sheer lack of self-awareness.
COMMENTS:
WildStar +30m +6 / -0
:#marseyhesright:

  boogiecat +41m +2 / -0
  :#marseyhesright: :#marseyhesright: :#marseyhesright: :#marseyhesright: :#marseyhesright:

fartnigga +1h +5 / -0
{IMG}

Patsy +52m +3 / -0
:#marseyhesright:
@grue

  Grue +7h +1 / -0
  Jews are pretty great

BooMetropolis +22m +2 / -0
:#hesrightyouknow:

BulbBurglar +58m +2 / -0
:#marseyhesright:

ZchiggyDiggy9 +10h +2 / -0
{IMG}

Lur +1h +1 / -0
I agree

JohnDevereaux +2h +1 / -0
{IMG} 100%

kaamrev +2h +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +12h +1 / -0
  Jews are the modern day Pharisees.

    kaamrev +1h +1 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +1 / -0
      I already know this guy.

        kaamrev +2h +1 / -0
        {YOUTUBE} 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 10

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-12-27T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I’m not a nazi anymore :marseyhitlergenocide:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Libertarian im_not_a_nazi_anymore}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!chuds
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +7 / -0
> I'm not a nazi anymore
:#marseyshapiro:

throwaway111 +32m +7 / -0
>Anyway, I'm not a Nazi anymore.
He didn't even say what the hell he was before that. Maybe he was a communist, or a libertarian, or a socialist, or a Democrat, or a Republican, or a libertarian, or a socialist, or a communist, or a democrat, or a republican, or a libertarian, or a socialist, or a communist, or a democrat, or a republican, or a libertarian, or a socialist, or a communist, or a democrat, or a republican, or a libertarian, or a socialist, or a communist, or a democrat, or a republican, or a libertarian, or a socialist, or a communist, or a democrat, or a republican, or a libertarian, or a socialist, or a communist, or a democrat, or a republican, or a libertarian, or a socialist, or a communist, or a democrat, or a republican, or a libertarian, or a socialist, or a communist, or a democrat, or a republican, or a libertarian, or a socialist, or a communist, or a democrat, or a republican, or a libertarian, or a socialist, or a communist, or a democrat, or a republican, or a libertarian, or a socialist, or a communist, or a democrat, or a republican, or a libertarian, or a socialist, or a communist, or a democrat, or a republican, or a libertarian, or a socialist, or a communist, or a democrat, or a republican, or a libertarian, or a socialist, or a communist, or a democrat, or a republican, or a libertarian, or a socialist, or a communist, or a democrat, or a republican, or a libertarian, or a socialist, or a communist, or a democrat, or a republican, or a libertarian, or a socialist, or a communist, or a democrat, or

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-06-21T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Some guy literally calls himself “Kevin the Kool Kang” on his social media
URL: https://www.instagram.com/kevin.the.kool.kang/
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KingBaldwinsFace +1h +6 / -0
This is a good find.
That dude's 50 and he's still walking around in the last century's aesthetic.
I wonder what the fuck he's been up to in the meantime.
{IMG}
{IMG}

  Dick_Dastardly +1h +4 / -0
  I've been trying to find this shit for weeks, thanks

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +4h +2 / -0
  > That dude's 50 and he's still walking around in the last century's aesthetic.
  I think he was born in the 70s.

    KingBaldwinsFace +2h +2 / -0
    Oh, okay. I'll take your word for it.

  Haberdasher +3h +2 / -0
  He's not a rapper, he's just a really dumb guy who thinks he's a hipster. It's both impressive and sad.

  ManBearFridge +3h +1 / -0
  I thought it was going to be a link to a video. What a disappointment.

Gorgeous_Gorillawitz +2h +4 / -0
> "I'm not a rapper, I'm a social commentator, so I'm not gonna be selling records. I'm gonna be selling culture and ideas."
:#marseysurejan:

  ManBearFridge +2h +3 / -0
  He's a rapper with a mic

Dick_Dastardly +3h +2 / -0
"Bro I'm not a rapper, I'm a social commentator"
:#marseyemojilaugh:

ManBearFridge +5h +2 / -0
:#marseyoctopus2:

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +2h +1 / -0
This is the least gayest thing I've ever seen.

ManBearFridge +5h +1 / -0
What a retard.

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2025-06-21T23Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: I wonder what kind of cope we’ll see from people who supported Trump before the election after his admin fails to deliver on any of its promises?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +25 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I expect it’ll be in the form of comparing the current administration to the ones of Reagan and Clinton. I suspect that the main reasons why these people supported Trump in the first place were because they were looking for someone to blame for their economic woes, and/or because they were sick of seeing BIPOCs and faggots in the news. I can’t imagine that anyone who actually benefited from the policies of Trump or Vance are reading this post.
COMMENTS:
Doctor_Doom +1h +7 / -0
I was kinda hoping he would be the chud version of a griftmaxxer, but he and his whole team are just fucking retarded. I don't think he can even blame his handlers like Drumpf 1.0 could

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +15m +7 / -0
  I think hes just a grifter who was picked for his ability to give a rousing speech rather than having any actual policy ideas. A lot of his supporters are just as clueless as he is about what policies they want.

    Doctor_Doom +2m +4 / -0
    I agree, but he's a lot more retarded than DDR. He doesn't have the quick wit and ability to improvise. I don't think he will be able to salvage this term like Trump did his.

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +5m +4 / -0
      Yeah, Trump was a lot more well-versed in politics and knew how to talk his way out of a jam. Vance is probably too much of a simp for Trump to dare to contradict him, even when it makes no sense.

        Doctor_Doom +7m +3 / -0
        Trump will be back in 2028, Vance will have to go back to being a lawyer

    Number1HitlerYouth +3h +2 / -0
    Yeah he’s just a faggot that got lucky on his looks and was born into a rich family. He didn’t even get into the good schools, just the ones that were “

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2025-05-02T20Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: @Aevann can you make it so that a marsey doesnt appear when you click the “report” button?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I tried to report a post here and it just gave me the option to click a marsey instead.
COMMENTS:
Aevann +1h +5 / -0
what

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +2h +3 / -0
  When i click on the report button, it gives me a marsey instead of the actual report function. I saw this on the post i linked here.

    Aevann +1h +3 / -0
    cant reproduce

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +12m +2 / -0
      {IMG}
      I tried reporting a post and it did this. Can you tell me how i can report a post if this is the only option i see?

        Aevann +3m +3 / -0
        there is a marsey and a reason dropdown

          KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +54m +2 / -0
          {IMG}
          i only see the marsey. i cant select a reason to report a post.

            Aevann +15m +3 / -0
            its on the same line as the marsey, try to click in that area

              KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +2 / -0
              I tried clicking on the area before the marsey but it just took me back to the thread. I even tried long pressing but it didnt work.

                Aevann +3h +1 / -0
                try now

                  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +4h +2 / -0
                  Still doesnt work. I tried clicking on the space between the marsey and the reason dropdown but it didnt work. I even tried long pressing but it just took me back to the thread.

                    Aevann +1m +1 / -0
                    what browser

                      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +26m +2 / -0
                      Brave

                        Aevann +1m +2 / -0
                        try again

                          Kill

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2025-03-01T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Stonetoss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +71 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&Hit&&
&&Miss&&
COMMENTS:
Pasan +1h +16 / -0
I wouldnt mind being called a nigger if they also called me a "jew" at the same time.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +11 / -0
  Same. I'm so much cooler than the niggers :marseycool2:

    Pasan +1h +6 / -0
    :marseyhesright:

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +3h +2 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  GooooooldMember +3h +2 / -0
  I'd say it's a fun way to call yourself a soyjak

ResneedingSyndrome +2h +15 / -0
{IMG}

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +2h +11 / -0
  Lol this is what I think of every time I see this image. The picture of the Jew that is being referenced is from 1941, a time when the Nazis were in the process of killing Jews and when no one really gave a shit about race mixing. In fact, many Nazis were actively encouraged to race mix with Jews.

    ResneedingSyndrome +27m +4 / -0
    :marseyhesright:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +13h +3 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +16h +2 / -0
      Thanks for the gold kind stranger

    Haberdasher +7h +2 / -0
    Also, it's a photo of two Jewish women with two German men. No one ever seems to consider that.

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +13h +2 / -0
      They seem to consider it when they go to make a point about how the Jews were all pedophiles and rapists, but as far as I know, they never seem to consider that it was the only time the Nazis were actually getting along with Jews.

        Haberdasher +

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2025-03-14T23Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: I’m still not over the dissolution of r/rspod
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The sub was perfect. There was a lot of good shit going on there. A lot of people had fun. It was a shame it got taken down.
COMMENTS:
NapoleonBonerfart +11m +6 / -0
Rspod was great, it had the best mix of cool people and drama that I’ve ever seen on Reddit. I’m glad I was there, I don’t know if I can ever have that experience again. It was like being in a cool metal band.

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +3m +4 / -0
  I was there too and it was definitely one of the most fun times I’ve had on Reddit. It was the first sub I’ve seen where I felt like I could really fit in. It felt like we were all just a bunch of friends. I’m gonna have to make a new sub when I have time.

  TerminallyOnlineRetard +13h +2 / -0
  I like being part of a cool metal band

JimieWhales +14m +4 / -0
rspod was the best subreddit ever made. The last of a dying breed.

  TerminallyOnlineRetard +13h +2 / -0
  I loved the rs_x spinoff. There were a lot of good posts there.

Trent_Reznor +42m +4 / -0
can we resurrect it?

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +2 / -0
  We could, but it would probably get y’alled within a week.

  TerminallyOnlineRetard +13h +2 / -0
  God I wish

Invincibleirl +4h +2 / -0
I want to make a new one but I don’t have a clean account

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +13m +2 / -0
  I have a clean account. I might make it when I have more time.

TerminallyOnlineRetard +13h +1 / -0
Rspod was my favorite sub. I miss it so much

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-06-28T14Z
HOLE: peakpoors
TITLE: :marseyreportercnn: “The 10th most common occupation among people who participated in the bank robbery was a social media manager.” :marseysmug2:
URL: {TWEET: s73v3r}
VOTES: +61 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
K9 +26m +59 / -1
Lmao how can you be a social media manager and not be rich

  Patriarch +1h +31 / -0
  >the top social media manager
  >the top cop
  >the top doctor
  >the top lawyer
  :marseysmughips:

    K9 +4m +12 / -0
    Top social media managers get paid 10x what you would think

      Patriarch +1h +15 / -0
      >40k a year
      >A lot of social media managers are paid 40k a year
      >Top 10% make 60k a year
      :marseysmughips:

        K9 +4m +10 / -0
        Top social media managers make like 120k
        But yeah the average is low, but so is the average cop. They’re just not very common in big cities

          Patriarch +1m +8 / -0
          I’ve seen a lot of social media managers make 120k but I’ve never met one who wasn’t an absolute maniac

            K9 +3m +7 / -0
            That’s what makes them good at it

      lalilulelo +4m +8 / -0
      I get paid 10x what I would think

        K9 +2m +11 / -0
        I know you do :marseyembrace:

          lalilulelo +1m +6 / -0
          :marseyheart:

  whyareyou +3h +6 / -0
  Some people don't understand that the easiest way to get rich is to start a business and be one of the first to do it. You don't need to be smart or talented or

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2025-01-03T02Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: I had a dream last night that I was being hunted by a man with a rifle.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was hiding in a bunch of shrubs trying to stay undetected and I ended up being the only one who was able to escape. The man got the rest of my friends and when I called them to check up on them, they told me they were dead. :marseyscream:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
I had a dream last night that I was being hunted by a man with a rifle.

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +4m +5 / -0
  :#marseyglow:

42yo_fuck_boy +3h +6 / -0
man i had a dream last night that i was getting fucked by a man with a rifle

  Trent_Reznor +2h +3 / -0
  did you tell him you are a dreamer

    42yo_fuck_boy +8h +2 / -0
    i was the one with the rifle

      Trent_Reznor +3h +2 / -0
      that's the thing. did you tell him you are a dreamer

        42yo_fuck_boy +35m +2 / -0
        he was a dreamer too

          Trent_Reznor +2h +2 / -0
          the dreams are getting wild
          {IMG}

            42yo_fuck_boy +1h +1 / -0
            i guess i am a dreamer

Notyourmom +10m +4 / -0
I’m sorry you had that dream

Kutkop +6h +4 / -0
I had a dream last night that I was being hunted by a man with a rifle. I was hiding in a bunch of shrubs trying to stay undetected and I ended up being the only one who was able to escape. The man got the rest of my friends and when I called them to check up on them, they told me they were dead. :marseyscream:

JimieWhales +7h +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2025-01-28T03Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: I had a dream that I was in an open relationship with someone I had been friends with since college
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The other person was a moid. I’m not sure if I was actually in an open relationship or just in a relationship with an open relationship mentality. I had also been dating another moid friend for a while, but we were not exclusive and we had not been open about it with each other. Our relationship was a secret between us, and I dont think the other guy knew. The moid I was friends with since college was also the guy I was having the open relationship with, and the guy I was secretly dating didn’t know. I was also seeing a third girl I had just met.
I was at a party where I met the third girl, and we immediately clicked. I went to her place and we had sex and started dating. I didnt tell the guy I was dating that I had met a new girl. I also started seeing the guy I had been friends with since college. I didnt tell the guy I was dating that I was seeing another guy. I also didnt tell the girl I was dating that I was seeing another guy.
I had a conflict between the two guys because I wanted to see the guy I was dating more and I wanted to be exclusive with him, but I also wanted to see the other guy. I also had a conflict with the girl I was dating because I wanted to be exclusive with her, but I also wanted to see the other guy.
I also had a conflict with the other guy because I wanted to be exclusive with him, but I also wanted to see the other two guys.
I also had a conflict with the girl I was dating because I wanted to be exclusive with her, but I also wanted to see the other two guys.
I also had a conflict with the other guy because I wanted to be exclusive with him, but I also wanted to see the other two guys.
I also had a conflict with the girl I was dating because I wanted to be exclusive with her, but I also wanted to see the other two guys.
I also had a conflict with the other guy because I wanted to be exclusive with him, but I also wanted to see the other two guys.
I also had a conflict with the girl I was dating

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2023-07-07T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The absolute state of rightoid twitter
URL: {TWEET: wil_da_beast634}
VOTES: +34 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
BignatiusMacintosh +1h +13 / -0
> rightoid twitter
So /pol/ then?

  The_Homocracy +1h +6 / -0
  The funniest part is that that's a pretty leftoid comic

    BignatiusMacintosh +1h +4 / -0
    I thought so too, but then I realised I was reading an rDrama comment.

      The_Homocracy +11m +4 / -0
      {GIF}

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +6 / -0
Lmao this is so retarded

  BignatiusMacintosh +2h +3 / -0
  :#marseyoctopus2:

H +1h +5 / -0
It's a parody account

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +3h +4 / -0
  I know, but it’s still funny.

    H +4m +2 / -0
    I didn’t say it wasn’t

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +2m +3 / -0
      {GIF}

        H +13m +1 / -0
        lol

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +4 / -0
This is the funniest thing I've seen all week

FormerLurKONG +23m +3 / -0
:#marseyitsallsotiresome::#marseyeyeroll2:

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +4h +3 / -0
  {GIF}

    FormerLurKONG +7m +2 / -0
    :#marseysquint:

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +7m +1 / -0
      {GIF}

        FormerLurKONG +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseyeyeroll2:

          KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1m +1 / -0
          {GIF}

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-11-24T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Keffals, the most :marseytrain2: of :marseytrain2:s, is now a communist
URL: {TWEET: keffals}
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JoyceCarolOates +1m +20 / -0
I know a lot of people on the left are like this but I’m surprised this is her

  peepeehands +1m +14 / -0
  you know she's had a lot of time to think while she was in prison

  Haberdasher +34m +6 / -0
  I'm not surprised. She's always been a hysterical narcissist, and she's always been a Communist. I think she's just gotten worse at hiding it, and it's been a decade now since her first 15 minutes of fame.

Dramamine +1h +15 / -0
It's been a while since I've seen a keffals tweet. She's been busy with all the things and seems to have lost a bit of weight. Good for her.

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +38m +14 / -0
  > she's been busy with all the things
  Like what? All I know is she got arrested for possession of a gun in New Zealand, got freed after 3 months, and then did a bunch of drugs and got arrested again in Canada for possession of a gun.
  !leafs

    Dramamine +10m +8 / -0
    I think she was saying she was doing a podcast or something. I've heard about the guns though, yes.

    lalilulelo +15m +3 / -0
    > like what?
    Like if you were a retard and a poor, you would be on your computer all day to make money online, and then you’d get your ass beat when you go out and you’d have a gun to protect yourself

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +7m +4 / -0
      If thats the case, why didnt she just go to the US for her next grift? Itd be much easier to acquire a gun there.

        lalilulelo +1

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2025-01-28T00Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: The only thing that makes me want to hang out with the rest of the community is the fact that I can call you all retards with no fear of reprisal.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I dont know what the big deal is with having this place turned into a reddit offsite. Im not a fan of reddit, but the culture is better than most of the culture here. Im not even against the idea of it being a rightoid enclave, but the shit that gets posted here is just so unbelievably retarded that it makes me want to vomit.
COMMENTS:
DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +9 / -0
> Im not a fan of reddit, but the culture is better than most of the culture here.
{IMG}
:#marseyme:

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +3 / -0
  True, but you gotta admit it can be pretty funny when redditors get mad about the shit theyre mad about.

Hopalong_McGurk +1m +6 / -0
:marseywave2:

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1m +4 / -0
  :marseywave3:

TC +2m +4 / -0
I just want to post about my cats and not be called a tard.
:#marseycry:

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +4m +3 / -0
  Dont worry, you wont be called a tard. You'll be called a faggot instead..

NapoleonBonerfart +1h +3 / -0
I’m on the same boat you are just a little less active.

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +3 / -0
  Glad to see someone else feels this way.

    NapoleonBonerfart +1h +2 / -0
    We need a new sub that’s like a throwback to the 2010s redscarepod sub.

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +2h +2 / -0
  And even if youre not, youll still get called a faggot here..

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +2h

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2025-04-11T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Woke Left is coming for your pets!
URL: https://www.insider.com/dog-racist-anti-racist-biden-babies-2025-4
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +16 / -0
> "Biden Babies" is the name of a TikTok trend in which pet owners describe their pets as "Biden Babies" or "Biden Baby."
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-12-06T14Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: This sub really has a lot of chuds
URL: {REDDIT: r/redscarepod this_sub_really_has_a_lot_of_chuds}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!chuds
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +24 / -0
> This sub really has a lot of chuds
:#marseyme:

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1m +11 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

    peepeehands +1m +12 / -0
    :#marseysoypointgold:

  Zuzie +2h +5 / -0
  :marseysoypointgold:

ponyblaze +3m +11 / -0
> I guess it’s a part of the culture of the sub. I’ve been here for about a year and a half, and I’ve seen the sub go from being pretty cool and interesting, to just a bunch of dumb chuds getting upset about the news and pretending to be intellectual.
> Also, as a woman, I am tired of being called a “cunt” and “bitch” every day. It’s really not cool.
:marseyxd:

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +6m +13 / -0
  > Also, as a woman, I am tired of being called a “cunt” and “bitch” every day. It’s really not cool.
  If youre getting called a cunt in the first place, you must be doing something to deserve it.

    ponyblaze +1m +7 / -0
    :marseysad:

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +6m +8 / -0
      Im sorry, I was just making a joke. :marseycheerup:

        ponyblaze +1m +7 / -0
        :marseycheerup:

  KONY_2032 +4h +4 / -0
  > Also, as a woman, I am tired of being called a “cunt” and “bitch” every day. It’s really not cool.
  {IMG}

JimieWhales +1h

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-07-22T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :soyjakhipster: /r/politics copes with the fact that 70% of Americans believe that the economy is headed in the wrong direction
URL: {REDDIT: r/politics 70_of_americans_believe_the_economy_is_headed_in}
VOTES: +50 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [It is actually in the right direction. We are becoming more and more of a third world country.]({REDDIT: r/politics 70_of_americans_believe_the_economy_is_headed_in})
:#marseyhesright:
> [70% of people are idiots. Do you think that people are saying the economy is in the wrong direction because they don't understand how the economy works? Or do they know it's in the wrong direction because they're getting fucked over? The latter is more likely.]({REDDIT: r/politics 70_of_americans_believe_the_economy_is_headed_in})
:#soysnoo5talking:
> [Because it is, it's fucking terrible.]({REDDIT: r/politics 70_of_americans_believe_the_economy_is_headed_in})
:#marseyseethetalking:
> [The economy is headed in the wrong direction. It is in the right direction, it's just a shit direction. We're seeing a return to the Gilded Age.]({REDDIT: r/politics 70_of_americans_believe_the_economy_is_headed_in})
:#marseysoycrytalking:
> [I think the economy is headed in the right direction, but I’m also the only person I know who believes that. I’m a commie who wants to abolish capitalism, so I’m not expecting to be popular with anyone else on this issue.]({REDDIT: r/politics 70_of_americans_believe_the_economy_is_headed_in})
:#soysnooseethetalking:
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +18m +57 / -0
> 70% of people are idiots. Do you think that people are saying the economy is in the wrong direction because they don't understand how the economy works? Or do they know it's in the wrong direction because

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2025-05-11T03Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Is it possible to not be a wingcuck?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I know this is a stupid question to ask here but I dont know where else to ask it.
I’m in a position in my life where I’m starting to have a lot more free time to think and form opinions on a lot of things, including politics. However, I’ve been finding myself increasingly frustrated and angry at both the left and right, particularly the left. I’ve never had a burning desire to hate on the right but they seem to be getting more and more retarded and I want to lash out at them. But in my heart, I know that I have no real desire to hate them, as I’ve always been a progressive. But I feel the same way about the left. I want to lash out at them for being retarded and not recognizing the obvious flaws in their ideology. I want to hate them. But in my heart, I know that I have no real desire to hate them, as I’ve always been a progressive.
I’ve been finding myself increasingly frustrated and angry at both the left and right, particularly the left. I’ve never had a burning desire to hate on the right but they seem to be getting more and more retarded and I want to lash out at them. But in my heart, I know that I have no real desire to hate them, as I’ve always been a progressive. But I feel the same way about the left. I want to lash out at them for being retarded and not recognizing the obvious flaws in their ideology. I want to hate them. But in my heart, I know that I have no real desire to hate them, as I’ve always been a progressive.
I’ve been finding myself increasingly frustrated and angry at both the left and right, particularly the left. I’ve never had a burning desire to hate on the right but they seem to be getting more and more retarded and I want to lash out at them. But in my heart, I know that I have no real desire to hate them, as I’ve always been a progressive. But I feel the same way about the left. I want to lash out at them for being retarded and not recognizing the obvious flaws in their ideology. I want to hate them. But in my heart, I know that I have

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-04-25T23Z
HOLE: toomanyxchromosomes
TITLE: Foids posting their Ls
URL: {TWEET: _margotc}
VOTES: +41 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +2m +51 / -0
>Be me
>Have a job
>Make money
>Be lazy
>Refuse to pay taxes
>Refuse to pay rent
>Refuse to pay for food
>Refuse to pay for childcare
>Refuse to pay for utilities
>Refuse to pay for transportation
>Refuse to pay for healthcare
>Refuse to pay for insurance
>Refuse to pay for debt
>Refuse to pay for anything
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>Ref

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-11-11T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/AskALiberal: How do you deal with your family members who voted for Trump? :soysnootypefast:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskALiberal how_do_you_deal_with_your_family_members_who}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The top comment is:
> I’ve tried to have conversations with them. I’ve asked them what they like about Trump and they just say “he’s an asshole”. They have no answer, they just say “he’s an asshole” and don’t elaborate. I’ve asked them to answer the question. I’ve asked them to explain themselves. I’ve asked them to tell me what they like about him. They just say “he’s an asshole”. I’ve asked them to explain themselves. I’ve asked them to tell me what they like about him. They just say “he’s an asshole”. I’ve asked them to explain themselves. I’ve asked them to tell me what they like about him. They just say “he’s an asshole”. I’ve asked them to explain themselves. I’ve asked them to tell me what they like about him. They just say “he’s an asshole”.
> I don’t think there’s any point in having a conversation with them. They’re just going to say “he’s an asshole”.
COMMENTS:
Username +1m +25 / -0
Oh I’m so glad I was able to have this conversation with my family over the last 10 years to prevent this!

  Adolin113355 +3h +4 / -0
  :marseynerd3: You see, the fact that you haven't cut them off from your life for the past ten years implies that you care about them and want to maintain a good relationship. But if you've been doing that, then you haven't actually been a good person all this time, because you've been complicit in the genocide of trans people and the rape of disabled BIPOCs. You can either continue to be a decent person and be willing to sacrifice your family, or you can be an evil person and refuse to give up those close to you. No in-between.

KoreanDandyKing +6m +22 / -0
I'll just keep talking to them

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-04-18T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywall: :marseyeggless: :marseyitsover: :marseyitneverbegan:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!slots100
COMMENTS:
ILIKECATS +22m +12 / -0
>that’s a pretty big number
:#!marseygigachadtalking:

  jesus +1h +4 / -0
  :#gigachadqueen: :#gigachad2: :#gigachad4: :#gigachad3:

SpookyFartMan69 +10h +3 / -0
I'd say 50% of my friends are single, and at least 50% of the single ones are in their 30s.iesies

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +10h +2 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

azurewaves +2h +3 / -0
I've never been single. I know tons of guys who have been single for like a decade though. They just don't seem to be very motivated to date or find a partner.

  Ladytroon +4h +3 / -0
  > I've never been single
  :#marseysurejan:ie

    azurewaves +2h +2 / -0
    :marseydepressed: I wish I had. But I've been married since 16 and a half.

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +2 / -0
  I think that a lot of guys who are still single and young are doing so out of pure laziness. Its not so much a lack of motivation, but more of a lack of motivation to put in the effort that it takes to find a partner.ies

    azurewaves +1h +1 / -0
    Yeah that's what I was getting at. Just seems like a lot of guys don't put in the effort to go on dates or even socialize with women. They don't like socializing with men so they just go on and on about how they can't find a partner and it's because

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-11-20T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Wokeoid virtue signalling is now being weaponized by Russia
URL: {TWEET: AFpost}
VOTES: +37 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I cant imagine being a Russian glowie and having to explain to your boss why you’re wasting your time on Twitter.
COMMENTS:
X +7m +15 / -0
> I cant imagine being a Russian glowie and having to explain to your boss why you're wasting your time on Twitter.
lol the same thing happened with the tiktok stuff but they were paid to do it

  KoreanDandyKing +1h +10 / -0
  I remember the Chinese trying to get me to start a TikTok account when I was working for the DoD, but I refused because I'm not a commie and I don't want to give them my private information. :marseyindignantgook:

    X +16m +9 / -0
    We were told to do the same too but it was a shitty app so I think we just did it for fun :marseyxd:
    But the funniest part is that there was a "Chinese" guy in our office and he got his own people from the mainland to do it on his behalf :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh:
    It was so obvious :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh:

      KoreanDandyKing +4m +7 / -0
      I just don't trust the Chinks :marseyindignantgook:
      I remember when we were doing a joint drill and the Chinks were trying to trick us into letting them use our equipment because their equipment was breaking down. :marseyxd:

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2025-01-08T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: ‘We have to be very, very careful’: The Trump campaign has begun discussing the possibility of pardoning the Jan. 6 rioters
URL: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-campaign-discussing-possibility-pardoning-jan-6-rioters-rcna204911
VOTES: +37 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!chuds, we are so back!
COMMENTS:
Anti-Weed_Crusader +10m +25 / -1
Trump should pardon them, but also throw them into prison anyway. That way he can say he did both things that people wanted

  carpathianflorist +14m +18 / -0
  This but with January 6th and Roe v. Wade

  whyareyou +1h +6 / -0
  :marseyxd:

  Haberdasher +3h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    Anti-Weed_Crusader +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:

FourthCowboy +7m +16 / -0
It's so over for all the other politicians :marseyitsover:

  asshole +1h +6 / -0
  no not even for the other politicians bc theyre all feds now and will be pardoned too. This is the start of a whole new era of fascism :marseyitsoveryall:
  !slots200

    FourthCowboy +3m +5 / -0
    :#marseydarktrump:

    whyareyou +5m +4 / -0
    :marseyagreesuperspeed:

misterwigger +1h +11 / -0
!project2025 is it based or cringe to pardon the Jan 6th rioters?
&&Based&&
&&Cringe&&
&&Cringe but Based&&
&&Based but Cringe&&

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +9 / -0
  I don't think they're actually going to do it. He'll just say it and then he'll forget about it and then he'll be

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-03-06T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How can i avoid being a target of the coming anti-woke purge? :marseyhmm:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m a leftoid with a knack for getting into trouble for being too outspoken. I’m pretty much the epitome of the “jew with a gun” stereotype, and I’m already on a few no fly lists. I’m not sure how much further I can go in making enemies.
I’m hoping to be able to at least make it through this administration without being forced to go into hiding, but I’m pretty much ready to do that if it becomes necessary. I’m also not in any way shape or form mentally prepared for such an eventuality.
COMMENTS:
JoyceCarolOates +3m +27 / -0
You could try being less of a faggot

  johnnypoop +3m +16 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  TheOverSeether +1h +6 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:
  :#marseyhesright:
  :#marseyhesright:
  :#marseyhesright:
  :#marseyhesright:
  :#marseyhesright:

    KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +5 / -0
    I’m already pretty much a chud by reddits standards. I just have to be more careful about what I post.

johnnypoop +4m +21 / -0
You can't, lol. The only people getting spared are the ones who hid their power levels and were seen as neutral or even more centrist leaning

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +2m +9 / -0
  I’m pretty much a chud by reddit standards, but I have to be more careful about what I post.

    johnnypoop +1m +10 / -0
    You can't be a chud on reddit, that's like saying a good christian can smoke weed

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +5 / -0
      I’m not on reddit anymore. Ive been using this site for a year now.

        johnnypoop +3

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-12-08T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhesright:
URL: {TWEET: jasonleopold}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TouchFluffyTails +4m +12 / -0
They are going to go after the "right wing" grifters next aren't they

  lalilulelo +40m +10 / -0
  :#marseyfsjal:

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +4m +7 / -0
  :#marseybegging:

    whyareyou +1h +4 / -0
    i laughed thanks

  lalilulelo +40m +3 / -0
  :#marseyfsjal:

  lalilulelo +40m +3 / -0
  :#marseyfsjal:

  lalilulelo +40m +3 / -0
  :#marseyfsjal:

  lalilulelo +40m +3 / -0
  :#marseyfsjal:

  lalilulelo +40m +3 / -0
  :#marseyfsjal:

  lalilulelo +40m +3 / -0
  :#marseyfsjal:

  lalilulelo +40m +3 / -0
  :#marseyfsjal:

  lalilulelo +40m +3 / -0
  :#marseyfsjal:

  lalilulelo +40m +3 / -0
  :#marseyfsjal:

  lalilulelo +40m +3 / -0
  :#marseyfsjal:

  lalilulelo +40m +3 / -0
  :#marseyfsjal:

  lalilulelo +40m +3 / -0
  :#marseyfsjal:

  lalilulelo +40m +3 / -0
  :#marseyfsjal:

  lalilulelo +40m +3

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2025-04-16T16Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: The whole thing is so fucking embarrassing.
URL: {REDDIT: r/redscarepod the_whole_thing_is_so_fucking_embarrassing}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Invincibleirl +11m +5 / -0
How do you get a comment so long without saying anything meaningful

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +11m +6 / -0
  > I’m fucking done. This has to be a joke. I’m so mad I can’t even do anything but seethe. I’m gonna be gone for a while. I’ll be back when this is over.
  > I think this is the worst thing to happen to the US. I’m an immigrant. I’m a queer person. I’m a woman. I’m a disabled person. I’m a person of color. I’m a disabled person of color. I’m a disabled queer person of color. I’m a disabled queer person of color who is also a woman. I’m a disabled queer person of color who is also a woman and an immigrant. I’m a disabled queer person of color who is also a woman and an immigrant and a disabled person. I’m a disabled queer person of color who is also a woman and an immigrant and a disabled person of color. I’m a disabled queer person of color who is also a woman and an immigrant and a disabled person of color and a disabled queer person. I’m a disabled queer person of color who is also a woman and an immigrant and a disabled person of color and a disabled queer person of color. I’m a disabled queer person of color who is also a woman and an immigrant and a disabled person of color and a disabled queer person of color and a disabled queer person. I’m a disabled queer person of color who is also a woman and an immigrant and a disabled person of color and a disabled queer person of color and a disabled queer person of color and a disabled queer person. I’m a disabled queer person of color who is also a woman and an immigrant and a disabled person of color and a disabled queer person of color and a disabled queer person of color and a disabled queer person of color and a disabled queer person. I’m a disabled queer person of color who is also a woman and an immigrant and a

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-12-16T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's so over for moidkind :marseyitsover:
URL: {REDDIT: r/PoliticalCompassMemes it_is_so_over_for_men}
VOTES: +55 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!moidmoment
COMMENTS:
X +3m +52 / -1
{IMG}
:#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh:

  LizWarren2028 +10m +35 / -1
  :marseyxd: I love that one of his top comments on the sub is a meme about how stupid white men are

  R +20m +22 / -1
  :#marseyslowpoke:

  hypernovasaiz +2h +12 / -0
  I don't understand why anyone would post their face on the internet.
  It's such a stupid idea.
  Especially when you're a woman.

  SaveUsUncleTed +5h +4 / -0
  :#marseynoyou:

  KangThaConqueror +2h +3 / -0
  the same user who said that also said that white men are responsible for the 9/11 attacks

    X +12m +3 / -0
    Lmao i saw that :marseyemojilaugh:
    {IMG}

      KangThaConqueror +1m +2 / -0
      :marseymanysuchcases:

FormerLurKONG +10m +36 / -1
> If it wasn't for men, the world would be a paradise
:#marseyconfused2:

  Robo7 +2h +18 / -0
  The world would be a paradise without humans.

    |V|askerade +1h +10 / -0
    The world would be a paradise if women were the only humans

      R +10m +10 / -0
      :marseyshesright: :marseyfoidretard:

    SaveUsUncleTed +2h +

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-06-27T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: As a FDS user, I was so excited when I found out I was pregnant and I couldn’t wait to tell my husband. But he looked so sad and he said he didn’t want it. He said he didn’t want to be a dad and he didn’t want to raise a child and I should have an abortion. I cried and said I couldn’t do that. He got angry and called me a bitch for not being able to do what he wanted. I said I didn’t want to be a single mom either. He said that was my problem and I needed to figure it out on my own. I’m so upset and I don’t know what to do. I’m so scared and I don’t want to be alone. I feel like he’s using me and taking advantage of me. I don’t want to be a mother but I don’t want to be alone either. I don’t know what to do. I’m so scared.
URL: {REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy my_husband_just_told_me_he_doesnt_want_the_baby}
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I’m so sorry this happened to you. I hope you find the support and strength you need to make the best decision for yourself and your baby.
>> I’m sorry this happened to you too. I hope you find the support and strength you need to make the best decision for yourself and your baby.
>>> I’m sorry this happened to you too. I hope you find the support and strength you need to make the best decision for yourself and your baby.
>>>>
>>>>> I’m sorry this happened to you too. I hope you find the support and strength you need to make the best decision for yourself and your baby.
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
ILIKECATS +11m +30 / -1
>My husband just told me he doesn’t want the baby
>He said he didn’t want to be a dad and he didn’t want to raise a child
>He said that was my problem and I needed to figure it out on my own
>He said that was my problem and I needed to figure it out on my own
>He said that was my problem and I needed to figure it out on my own
>He said that was my problem and I

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-08-25T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit simps for the most ugly bitch of a city councilwoman to ever exist
URL: {REDDIT: r/Austin we_need_a_mayor_who_isnt_a_coward}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +5m +7 / -0
:#marseywouldnt:

  JannieJihad +16m +4 / -0
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  :#marseyslurp:

    X +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseywouldnt:

      JannieJihad +1m +5 / -0
      :#marseydisagree:

        X +1m +5 / -0
        :#marseydisagree:

    peepeehands +2m +5 / -0
    :#marseywould:

    ManBearFridge +1h +5 / -0
    :#marseywould:

    AverageBen10Enjoyer +6h +3 / -0
    :#marseywould:

    Adolin113355 +3h +2 / -0
    She looks like she smells like a wet dog.

    TrappyIsBae +3h +2 / -0
    :marseywould:

  peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseywould:

    X +34s +4 / -0
    :#marseywouldnt:

      peepeehands +2m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +5h +1 / -0 [C]
  :#marseywould: for the rage boner
  jewish lives matter

    X +1h +1 / -0
    :#marseywouldnt:

SlogGoblin +2h +3 / -0
I wonder if she would be as brave if she was in a room with a black man and a white woman

  JohnDevereaux +3h +1 / -0 [C]
  {IMG}
  jewish lives matter

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +34m

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-07-07T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The KKK has a new recruit!
URL: {TWEET: theamazingaaron}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +10 / -0
{IMG}
lmao :marseyjewoftheorientglow: moment

  Joe_Manchin +29m +9 / -0
  >Xinjiang
  :#marseysmug2:

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +57s +5 / -0
  Lol I cant tell if he's actually being serious or if he's just trying to rile up the chuds.

  asshole +13m +4 / -0
  > North Korea
  {GIF}
  !slots100

    KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +10m +2 / -0
    {IMG}
    !slots1000

      asshole +1m +1 / -0
      {GIF}
      !slots1000

        KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1m +1 / -0
        !slots1000

          asshole +1m +1 / -0
          {GIF}
          !slots1000

            KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +5m +2 / -0
            !slots2000

              asshole +51s +2 / -0
              {GIF}
              !slots1000

                KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +4m +2 / -0
                !slots2000

                  asshole +1m +2 / -0
                  {GIF}
                  !slots1000

                    KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1m +2 / -0
                    !slots1000

                      asshole +2m +2 / -0
                      {GIF}
                      !slots2000

                        KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1m +1 / -0
                        !slots2000

                          asshole +1m +1 / -0
                          {GIF}
                          !slots2000

                            KillBoomersBeheadBoomers

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-05-01T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AHS user was hospitalized by a homeless woman :marseybikecuck:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits i_was_hospitalized_by_a_homeless_woman}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +14m +16 / -0
{IMG}
!transphobes lol

  BussyAtomSmasher +2h +2 / -0
  Holy shit I need to see this
  Do u have a link bb?

    X +7m +2 / -0
    [here](https://archive.ph/dS716)

      BussyAtomSmasher +5h +2 / -0
      Ty bb

AverageBen10Enjoyer +2m +15 / -0
> I’m not sure I can do that. I have no will to live anymore. I’m so fucking tired of this shit.
> I do not know how to live anymore.
> I’m at the point where I’m so fucking tired of this shit I’m considering killing myself. I just wish I could walk away from this shit but I can’t. I can’t. I can’t. I can’t.
> I have no life. I have no friends. I have no family. I have no will to live anymore.
> I’m so fucking tired of this shit. I’m so fucking tired of this shit. I’m so fucking tired of this shit. I’m so fucking tired of this shit. I’m so fucking tired of this shit.
> I’m so fucking tired of this shit. I’m so fucking tired of this shit. I’m so fucking tired of this shit. I’m so fucking tired of this shit. I’m so fucking tired of this shit.
> I’m so fucking tired of this shit. I’m so fucking tired of this shit. I’m so fucking tired of this shit. I’m so fucking tired of this shit. I’m so fucking tired of this shit.
> I’m so fucking tired of this shit. I’m so fucking tired of this shit. I’m so fucking tired of this shit. I’m so fucking tired of this shit. I’m so fucking tired of this shit.
> I’m so fucking tired of this shit. I’m

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-05-03T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The fact that these people are still alive is a testament to the will of God.
URL: {TWEET: ronfilipkowski}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm going to beat the shit out of you.
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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2025-06-24T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/redscarepod and r/redscarepod_offsite when a trans woman kills a pedo
URL: {REDDIT: r/redscarepod a_trans_woman_in_spain_kills_a_pedo_in_a}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Redditors are truly subhuman.
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +27m +7 / -0
why are they so obsessed with this story? it's not even about trains, it's about a woman killing a man

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +3m +6 / -0
  The train is not the one who killed him, but she is the one who set it up.

    Enrico_Motassa +2m +6 / -0
    oh I thought it was the same person
    that's even weirder

      Haberdasher +1h +3 / -0
      It's pretty weird, yes.

    peepeehands +2m +4 / -0
    I thought the trains were the same person :marseyconfused2:

      Haberdasher +1h +2 / -0
      I did too.

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +37m +2 / -0
      The trains are not the same person.

peepeehands +4m +4 / -0
> Trannies are the most hated people on the planet and they are also the best at killing pedos. We should all aspire to be a tranny
>> It's a real shame that the media always make them out to be the biggest menace on earth. The only thing they've ever done is kill pedos and this is the biggest crime in the world
lol

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +20m +4 / -0
  Its pretty funny that they seem to think the media is biased against trains, when in reality it's the opposite.

  Haberdasher +2h +2 / -0
  Trains are the most hated people on the planet except by people who want to fuck them.
  It's just the usual Reddit :marseyprojection:.

  FutureTrunks +2h +1 / -0
  > Trannies are the most hated people on

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2025-02-04T00Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: :marseyme:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!redscarepod
COMMENTS:
KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +2m +9 / -0
I do have to say I’ve been trying to work out more than I used to and it’s helped me feel a lot better.

  PeteBondurant +5h +3 / -0
  I feel like I’m doing well with my diet but I’m kind of bummed out that I’ve been unable to do more than 5 pushups for the past few months lol. I feel like I used to do at least 10 when I was younger. I think it’s just a lack of practice, I’ve really only been doing like 10 minutes of exercise a day but I think that’s probably not enough for me to really gain anything. I think I’m also kind of burnt out on exercise and don’t feel like I want to do it anymore. I was really into it for a few years but I feel like I’ve kind of plateaued. Idk what I should do about this.

    KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +2 / -0
    I used to be able to do a lot more pushups when I was younger and when I started working out again I was surprised at how few I could do. I’m not sure if its just because of how many years I’ve been out of shape or if my form was just so bad that I was lying to myself about how many I could do. I think you just need to keep at it, especially if youre not doing it often. I think I’ve also plateaued a bit on my progress but i’ve had a few days where I felt like i was getting stronger again.

      PeteBondurant +5h +2 / -0
      I will keep at it! I’ve been able to do more pushups than before but it’s still not good lol.

    ChopperInAHandbag +1d +1 / -0
    Just do more pushups, even if they suck. If you're too burnt out to go to the gym, do pushups, planks, squats, and situps. Pushups are a great way to gauge your fitness. Start

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-10-12T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Anyone else notice that the only people who use "my dude" are white women?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyhmm:
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +5m +17 / -1
I use it to refer to my African American friends
I just pronounce it "my dudz" and they don't mind

  Haberdasher +2h +5 / -0
  I only use it to refer to my black friends, specifically black women, who I refer to as 'my dude'.

peepeehands +1m +14 / -1
I use it all the time
i'm just that cool

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1h +9 / -0
  You're not that cool.
  :#marseysmughips:

    peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
    :#marseycool2:

    X +2h +3 / -0
    :#marseycool:

  KILL_EVERYONE +3m +6 / -1
  you're a fag for using it

    peepeehands +59s +8 / -1
    :#marseyagree:

      KILL_EVERYONE +2m +6 / -1
      :#marseycheerup:

  lfyca +1h +4 / -0
  based and my dude pilled

KILL_EVERYONE +5m +8 / -1
i use it all the time. it's my go to for the person i'm talking to is a foid

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +5m +7 / -1
  The irony is that its so commonly used by foids that it is automatically signaling that the person youre talking to is a foid.
  I think some moids use it too, but i cant imagine why

    KILL_EVERYONE +4m +5 / -1
    > I think some moids use it too, but i cant imagine why
    because it's a way to signal that you're not a fag. foids can't use it without people thinking they're fags

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-04-24T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: “Why are we spending so much money on the military?”
URL: {TWEET: leftypol_com}
VOTES: +54 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +6m +79 / -0
> I know we don't need a lot of guns in our country
>> [Well, maybe you need to carry a gun to your place of employment to protect yourself from your coworkers.]({TWEET: leftypol_com})
>>> [I don’t need to protect myself from my coworkers.]({TWEET: leftypol_com})
>>>> [Do you need to protect yourself from your coworkers?]({TWEET: leftypol_com})
>>>>> [No]({TWEET: leftypol_com})
:marseyhmmm:
:#marseyconfused2:

  W +2h +24 / -0
  I don't know if this is a troll, or a bit, or if this is a genuinely retarded person.
  If it's a bit, it's the most autistic bit I've ever seen.
  I'm gonna have to go with 'troll', because the fact that I still don't know what he's trying to say is just too much to comprehend.

    BigBussyHunter +1m +20 / -0
    I think he's trying to say that he doesn't need a gun at work because he has friends and coworkers who would protect him if he had a bad day
    :#marseygigaretardtalking:

      Patrice +18m +10 / -0
      :marseyautism:

  peepeehands +1m +19 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  JoyceCarolOates +2h +12 / -0
  I don't think he's trolling, he's just retarded

    BigBussyHunter +1m +13 / -0
    :marseyautism: I don't think he's trolling

      UnpackThisSweaty +1h +10 / -0
      I don't think he's trolling, I think he's just a retard

        BigBussyHunter +8h +5 / -0

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-08-24T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: “Why do white people hate us?”
URL: {TWEET: CoreyWoods14}
VOTES: +40 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
dramaqueen +1h +43 / -0
!nooticers can u explain this?
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  lmaoprankt +3m +24 / -0
  You know the answer. :marseyshrug:

  ConchShell +30m +18 / -0
  It's because we are the most oppressed people on earth.
  It's a good thing because the more oppressed we are the more we are rewarded in the afterlife.
  To any mayo that reads this:
  :#marseyfuckyou:

    BigBlackCockatiel +44m +7 / -0
    > the more oppressed we are the more we are rewarded in the afterlife.
    It's not like we're getting anything in the afterlife, right?
    :#marseysweating:

      ConchShell +1h +4 / -0
      :#marseyagreefast:

  BigBlackCockatiel +1h +7 / -0
  :#marseynerd3: Actually this is a great argument for the 'they're too stupid to know how to make money' argument.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +6 / -0
  because we're retarded and stupid

  GooooooldMember +1h +5 / -0
  Because theyre all uneducated

  DEV0T10 +2h +4 / -0
  Because they're fucking stupid

  DildongusPrimative +2h +4 / -0
  Because they're dumb

  Patriarch +3h +3 / -0
  They can’t stop talking about how oppressed they are, so they are oppressed

  911roofer +1h +2 / -0 [C]
  It’s like Palestinian lives matter. They’re so obsessed with it they can’t help but mention it every day.

  911roofer +1h +1 / -0 [C]
  Like Palestinian lives matter

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-12-14T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I love the fact that this site is a safe space for antisemites to openly discuss their views
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Please keep it that way!
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +13m +5 / -0
{IMG}
I wish I'd said this.

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +3m +3 / -0
  :#marseykneel:

  Patrice +21m +2 / -0
  that's the only funny thing I've seen from that guy

carpathianflorist +12m +3 / -1
@killboomersbeheadboomers is a verified antisemite
Please help him out :marseyexcited:

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseymerchantsoygenocide:

    carpathianflorist +1m +3 / -1
    We're in this together :marseyembrace:

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +2m +2 / -0
      :#marseywholesome:

  Haberdasher +1h +1 / -0
  I'm surprised he didn't try to unverify that. I think it's only a few more days now.

X +21m +3 / -0
It is? :marseyconfused:

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

  Patrice +14m +2 / -0
  i think he's referring to the Israel thing, it's pretty much the only controversial topic people get in trouble for and everyone else just laughs at them for being retarded

    X +15m +2 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

      Patrice +2m +2 / -0
      I'm looking for the marsey with a Jew with a star and a mouth open to speak but can't remember the name
      :marseyjewpearlclutch: ??

        X +4m +2 / -0
        :#marsey

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2025-02-03T02Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: What the fuck is this?
URL: https://redscarepod.net/videos/17386328696tS4fLb0KvY8zg.mp4
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think this was a recent post from @Dasha. Please tell me this is some sort of joke.
COMMENTS:
TerminallyOnlineRetard +1h +4 / -0
This is the kind of shit that makes me want to start posting again on RSP

Trent_Reznor +2h +4 / -0
i like it. i get it.
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  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +3 / -0
  It’s kinda funny because even the best old school far right shit would never come close to this level of schizo.

    TerminallyOnlineRetard +12h +3 / -0
    I think this is a joke, probably by a group of people who have seen this kind of thing before and are satirizing it.

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +4h +2 / -0
      I know it’s a joke, and the fact that I thought it was serious is a reflection of how much wingcuckery has made me crazy.

Invincibleirl +4h +4 / -0
I thought it was a skit at first. Why do you think they’re all white?

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +40m +4 / -0
  The people in the video or the ones making the video?

    Invincibleirl +3m +4 / -0
    Yes

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1m +3 / -0
      I thought the people in the video were the ones making it, but now i see that theyre not the same. The guys making it seem to be white but the people in the video are not.

        Invincibleirl +1m +3 / -0
        I think they’re all white

          KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +3 / -0
          I guess that’s the joke

  Number1HitlerYouth +1h +3 / -0
  nigga

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-08-12T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Anon’s gf is a filthy :marseyjewoftheorient:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lv999_Slime_God +1h +4 / -0
I don't get it
:marseyconfused:

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +3h +2 / -0
  {REDDIT: r/AsianMasculinity my_gf_is_a_filthy_chink}

    Lv999_Slime_God +2m +3 / -0
    > I'm a 22 year old white guy
    :marseyitsallsotiresome:

    JohnDevereaux +5h +3 / -0 [C]
    >I'm a 22 year old white guy and I am in a relationship with a 26 year old asian girl. I have been with her for about 3 months now. I have never dated an asian girl before.
    lol, lmao
    jewish lives matter

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +1 / -0
      [This is a great comment]({REDDIT: r/AsianMasculinity my_gf_is_a_filthy_chink}) from the same post.

        JohnDevereaux +5h +1 / -0 [C]
        {IMG}
        jewish lives matter

    AndreaDoria +16h +2 / -0
    :marseyxd: he’s the one who posted this and he’s actually the guy in the OP of that thread

KoreanDandyKing +1h +3 / -0
:#marseyjewoftheorient:

JohnDevereaux +9h +3 / -0 [C]
{IMG}
jewish lives matter

TheRealPiotr +1d +2 / -0
> {REDDIT: r/AsianMasculinity my_gf_is_a_filthy_chink}
> I have never dated an asian girl before. I have always been attracted to white girls. I have never had an issue dating white girls. I have dated white girls before. I have dated white girls for a long time

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-03-19T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I can't believe how many people have been gaslighted into thinking that the 1950s were a better time to be alive than today.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The 1950s were a time of massive unironic white supremacy, patriarchy, and theocratic oppression. No, I will not elaborate. !nonchuds
COMMENTS:
Lappland +6m +12 / -0
1950s was just like the 1990s but with less color.

  Aba +1h +3 / -0
  black and white tvs

Downie +1m +7 / -0
They were better in some ways, life was a lot cheaper and the population was a lot smaller.

  ThousandBestLives +10m +11 / -0
  It was also a lot harder to get anything done, which is the real key to happiness. You can't enjoy success if you're always striving for it, you can't enjoy your achievements if you're always worried about losing them

    Lappland +10m +5 / -0
    This is why you need to be a schizo.

      ThousandBestLives +5h +2 / -0
      I am, I just don't feel the need to communicate that fact to others

        Lappland +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseythinkorino:

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +5m +9 / -0
  Less people does not mean that there was less racism, sexism, and religious bigotry.

    Downie +1m +5 / -0
    Yes, if you were a mayo man you were basically guaranteed a life of prosperity, if you were a mayo woman then you had a better chance of being wealthy than you do today, if you were a POC then you were fucked.
    {IMG}
    {IMG}

      ThousandBestLives +3m +12 / -0
      I'm so glad I was born in a time when you don't have to be a millionaire to be wealthy

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +22m +7 / -0
      >

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-11-20T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Another day, another reason why I hate women
URL: {TWEET: TheRickyDavila}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ACA +3m +5 / -0
{IMG}

whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
> I'm sorry your parents failed you
:marseyxd:

SupremeShitposter +1h +2 / -0
I thought this was a joke

dramapus +2h +1 / -0
:#marseygoodnight:

GooooooldMember +3h +1 / -0
{TWEET: TheRickyDavila}
{TWEET: TheRickyDavila}cott

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +1 / -0
  I’ll never understand why you have to be so unnecessarily mean to someone just because you disagree with them.

    GooooooldMember +2h +1 / -0
    i wasnt being mean

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +1 / -0
      You are, and thats not a good look for you. :marseydisagree:

        GooooooldMember +3h +1 / -0
        i wasnt being mean though?

          KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +4h +1 / -0
          You literally said this is a bad look for her. :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree:

            GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
            im a big fan of her show but i think she’s annoying and the show is annoying and she’s annoying but i dont think she’s a bad person because of that. i think it’s a bad look for her to do this

              KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +2h +1 / -0
              > im a big fan of her show but i think she's annoying and the show is annoying and she's annoying but i dont think she's a bad person because of that
              So you’re not a bad person but she is because she said something you didnt like? That’s the same

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-06-26T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: “The Science™” has spoken: the concept of “white people” is not real!
URL: {TWEET: RupiKaur}
VOTES: +41 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I wonder what the science has to say about the concept of “whiteness”.
COMMENTS:
X +3m +42 / -0
{IMG}
:marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

  Ladytroon +12m +37 / -0
  >its all just a psyop
  >why do they need to psyop us when they’re all niggers and jews?
  >well they’re all just gypsies anyway
  >huh why do they need to psyop us when they’re all just gypsies?
  >well they’re all just a psyop
  :#marseyschizowall:

    jesus +4h +3 / -0
    :#marseymerchantfoid: :#marseymerchantfoidgenocide: :#marseymerchantfoid:

  cyberdick +15m +21 / -0
  @sneedman
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +11m +17 / -0
  The irony of a brown woman from Canada doing this.

    jesus +4h +3 / -0
    :#marseymutt2:

  GovernorOfNewYork +1h +15 / -0
  >I'm not like the other white women
  :#speechbubble:
  {IMG}

    jesus +3h +1 / -0
    {IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +2h +12 / -0
  :#marseydisagree: You can't be white if you have that many melanin spots on your face

    jesus +2h +3 / -0
    :#marseymutt2:

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1h +10 / -0
  :#m

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-05-22T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Wake up babe, new LLM just dropped
URL: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luke_Kennedy_(Rwandan_politician)
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> He has stated that he supports the Rwandan government's policies, including its ethnic policies, and has stated that he is a "Tutsi", "not a Hutu", and that he has been discriminated against because of his ethnicity. He has stated that he wants to give Hutus a "chance", and that he does not support the Rwandan genocide denial movement. He has stated that he is not "hateful" towards Hutus.
> In 2017, he was accused of raping a woman in a hotel in Uganda, and in 2023 he was accused of raping a woman in a hotel in the Netherlands.
> In October 2021, Kennedy said that he was not a Rwandan citizen and that he had been detained in Rwanda for his Rwandan citizenship and "Tutsi" ethnicity. He said that he had been arrested for allegedly possessing a Rwandan passport in violation of the Rwandan Citizenship Act 2004. He said that he had been placed in a detention center in Kigali and that he had been denied access to a lawyer.
> On 13 October 2021, Kennedy was charged with espionage and treason in a Rwandan court and was sentenced to 15 years in prison. He appealed the sentence and was given a retrial, which resulted in a 10-year prison sentence.
> In November 2022, Kennedy was found guilty of treason and sentenced to death in Rwanda. The trial was criticized by human rights organizations, which said that it was a sham trial and that Kennedy was being punished for his political views.
> In March 2023, Kennedy was found guilty of rape in Uganda and was sentenced to 10 years in prison. The trial was criticized by human rights organizations, which said that it was a sham trial and that Kennedy was being punished for his political views.
COMMENTS:
BooMetropolis +5m +5 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

azurewaves +1h +3 / -0
Why would you run for political office if you aren't

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-05-04T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/badphilosophy decides to take a break from bad philosophy to argue about the ethics of the LGB drop the T movement
URL: {REDDIT: r/badphilosophy arguing_about_the_ethics_of_the_lgb_drop_the_t}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

bobbyvilla +2h +3 / -0
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BussyAtomSmasher +1h +2 / -0
This is why philosophy is a fake science

TheOverSeether +1h +1 / -0
:#marseynorm:tttt

JohnDevereaux +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}tttttttt :marseyfugg:tttttttt

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +24m +2 / -0
  I wonder if /u/BigBlackBalls is a chud in the closet or just a troll.tttt

    JohnDevereaux +13h +1 / -0
    :#marseychud: :#marseytrain: :#!marseychud: :#marseytrain2:tttt

SupremeShitposter +5h +1 / -0
{IMG}tttttttt :marseyfugg:ottttt

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +1 / -0
  I wonder if /u/BigBlackBalls is a chud in the closet or just a troll. :marseyfugg2: :marseyfugg: :marseyfugg3:tttt

    SupremeShitposter +1h +1 / -0
    He's a troll.tttttttt :marseyfugg:ottttttttt

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +13m +1 / -0
      :marseyfugg2: :marseyfugg: :marseyfugg3: :marseyfugg2: :marseyfugg: :marseyfugg

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2025-03-23T03Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: I have a new life goal now that I’m a fellow anarcho-primitivist on this site
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’ve already started planning my trip. I’m not gonna tell you where I’m going because I don’t want the government to find out.
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +5m +14 / -0
> I’m not gonna tell you where I’m going because I don’t want the government to find out.
:marseysquint: This is a lot of words for a clear lie. @KillBoomersBeheadBoomers is going to send me a postcard. :marseyemojilaugh:

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +3m +11 / -0
  I’m not gonna let the government dox me via my postcard. I’m gonna doxx myself via my own dox.

    misterwigger +2m +8 / -0
    :#marseyemojilaugh: I'm going to doxx myself via my own dox.
    :#marseyemojilaugh: I'm going to doxx myself via my own dox.
    :#marseyemojilaugh: I'm going to doxx myself via my own dox.
    :#marseyemojilaugh: I'm going to doxx myself via my own dox.
    :#marseyemojilaugh: I'm going to doxx myself via my own dox.
    :#marseyemojilaugh: I'm going to doxx myself via my own dox.

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +3m +12 / -0
      {IMG}

        misterwigger +5m +11 / -0
        {IMG}
        :#marseyemojilaugh:

        tunneljew +2h +5 / -0
        {IMG}

IANSTUARTLITTLE +1h +8 / -0
I'm going to doxx myself via my own dox

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +11h +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

OgreHead

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AUTHOR: KillBoomersBeheadBoomers
DATE: 2024-04-05T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: cant understand the concept of false advertising
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmIOverreacting aio_i_got_fooled_into_buying_a_supposedly_1000}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The ad is for a $1000 worth of jewelry. I was only given a couple of pieces and the ones I got are worth less than $100. I’m not happy.
> Edit: I got the jewelry from a thrift store and the sign said $1000 worth of jewelry was included in the sale. I thought it would be a lot of jewelry worth $1000, but it was actually just a couple of pieces worth less than $100. I’m not happy.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +22 / -0
> I’m not happy.
she can't even articulate why

  rDramaDegenInDenial +1h +6 / -0
  She is a foid, she doesn't need a reason to be unhappy

X +2m +15 / -0
> I’m not happy.
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  jesus +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseymerchantfoid: <- average foid

Daddy_Donovan +14m +9 / -0
:marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould:

  jesus +1h +4 / -0
  :#taysurejan:

Aaccounthaver +20m +8 / -0
Ive seen ads like this on tiktok. It looks like a 50 year old woman with the worst makeup ever trying to get someone to buy their crappy jewelry. I've never seen anyone get scammed from it though.

  Zuzie +48m +4 / -0
  I've seen that shit on facebook, I'd be surprised if there wasn't a bunch of people scammed.

  KoreanDandyKing +1h +2 / -0
  They're so bad that tiktok is starting to ban them

ChungusEnjoyer +20m +6 /

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-10-28T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I found a new sub for reportmaxxing
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
r/antiwork
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +10m +14 / -0
is this the one where they all called the cops on some poor schizo for leaving a note for them to clean up a broken window

  Hopalong_McGurk +3m +7 / -0
  That was the one. I've never seen an actual schizo come out and say that they're a schizo. Do they just not know?

    peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
    it was a good bit
    i'm not sure if it was real or not but i'm choosing to believe it's real

      Hopalong_McGurk +3m +9 / -0
      The schizo guy was definitely real, but it was probably a joke. The schizo was clearly a schizo, but the sub is full of people who work at restaurants or are unemployed and who are looking for an excuse to be lazy. It was a perfect setup for that sub to tell a story about a schizo for their benefit.

      Killthekaiser +1h +2 / -0
      yes it was real

Hopalong_McGurk +3m +9 / -0
:marseyantiwork: :marseysrdine2: :marseysrdine2: :marseysrdine2: :marseysrdine2: :marseysrdine2:

  Killthekaiser +1h +4 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

  Killthekaiser +1h +4 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

  Killthekaiser +1h +4 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

  Killthekaiser +1h +4 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

  Killthekaiser +1h +4 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

  Killthekaiser +1h +4 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

  Killthekaiser +1h +4 / -

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2023-02-26T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: For the last time, do NOT ask me to add someone to the modlist. (I've been asking for 2 weeks now and people still keep doing it)
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +108 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Aevann +6m +79 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

  Stranger +1h +29 / -0
  :#marseykneel:

  RedFox1 +4h +7 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

BrasilIguana +2m +41 / -0
>Can't find the post
>Can't find the comment
:#marseyretard2:

  Killthekaiser +1m +55 / -0
  {IMG}

    BrasilIguana +34s +38 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:

      Killthekaiser +32s +23 / -0
      :marseyhearts:

  cyberdick +1h +6 / -0
  > Can't find the post
  > Can't find the comment
  :#marseykingcrown:

Holly_Jolly_Kong +3m +38 / -0
{IMG}

  GovernorOfNewYork +1h +18 / -0
  {IMG}

    Holly_Jolly_Kong +4m +12 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:

  KangThaConqueror +1h +11 / -0
  {IMG}

    Holly_Jolly_Kong +6m +11 / -0
    {IMG}

      KangThaConqueror +1m +11 / -0
      :#marseykingcrown:

        Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +11 / -0
        {IMG}

    SN +16m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

      KangThaConqueror +1m +6 / -0
      :#marseykingcrown:

  RedFox1 +4h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    Holly_Jolly_Kong

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-05-28T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I think I found the least subtle account on rdrama
URL: https://old.reddit.com/user/maoist_wife
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +11m +22 / -0
> I am a 5'6" 140 lb 22 year old white woman with small breasts who has a masculine face and voice.
> I've never been on a date in my life and I'm always the one who initiates. I've always been in relationships with other women. I've only been with one woman but we broke up last year. I'm in a long distance relationship with another woman but we rarely talk and I think she's not interested in me. I've never had sex with a man and I've only had sex with women. I'm bisexual but I only date women. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to women. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to men. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to both. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to neither.
> I'm asexual but I'm attracted to both. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to neither. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to both. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to neither. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to both. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to neither. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to both. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to neither. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to both. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to neither.
> I'm asexual but I'm attracted to both. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to neither. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to both. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to neither. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to both. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to neither. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to both. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to neither. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to both. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to neither.
> I'm asexual but I'm attracted to both. I'm asexual but I'm attracted to neither. I'm

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-07-16T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: @aevann plz make it so that if u search a site, the site gets a notif. This way we can get the most retarded site here
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@aevann
COMMENTS:
Aevann +6m +6 / -0
@carpathianflorist

  carpathianflorist +1m +5 / -0
  Done king
  {IMG}

    Killthekaiser +10m +4 / -0
    :marseyblowkiss:

      carpathianflorist +1m +4 / -0
      :#marseyblowkiss:

    Killthekaiser +4m +3 / -0
    How long does it take for it to go into effect

      carpathianflorist +1m +3 / -0
      15 minutes or so

        Killthekaiser +1m +3 / -0
        :marseyagree:

TheOverSeether +2h +2 / -0
@schizocel
:#marseyexcited:

  S +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyschizosal:

    TheOverSeether +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseyblowkiss:

      S +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseyschizosallove:

    S +56s +2 / -0
    :#marseyschizosallove:
    :#marseyantischizo:

      S +10s +2 / -0
      :#marseyantischizo:

        S +33s +2 / -0
        :#marseyantischizo: :#marseyschizosal: :#marseyantischizo: :#marseyschizosallove: :#marseyschizocapygitcommitlove: :#marseyantischizo: :#marseyschizosal: :#marseyantischizo: :#marseyschizosallove: :#

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2024-03-16T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why is it so hard to find a decent looking girlfriend?
URL: {TWEET: 0x49fa98}
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lappland +19m +15 / -1
!cuteandvalid I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

  Ladytroon +11m +11 / -0
  > I can't tell if this is a joke or not.
  :#marseytransrentfree:

    Lappland +1m +7 / -1
    :marseyagree: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreesuperspeed:

  Grue +2m +7 / -0
  Why are you so sure it’s not a joke?

    Lappland +5m +11 / -0
    I'm sure that it's not a joke because I know that trans women are women.

      Grue +1m +6 / -0
      I’m sure it’s a joke because it’s funny.

        Lappland +47s +7 / -0
        I'm sure that it's not a joke because I know that trans women are women.

          Grue +1m +6 / -0
          I’m sure it’s a joke because it’s funny.

            Lappland +1m +7 / -0
            I'm sure that it's not a joke because I know that trans women are women.

              Grue +1m +7 / -0
              I’m sure it’s a joke because it’s funny.

                Lappland +1m +7 / -0
                I'm sure that it's not a joke because I know that trans women are women.

                  Grue +1m +7 / -0
                  I’m sure it’s a joke because it’s funny.

                    Lappland +1m +7 / -0
                    I'm sure that it's not a joke because I know that trans women are women.

                      Grue +1m +7 / -0
                      I’m sure it’s a joke because it’s funny.

                        Lappland +1m +7 / -0
                        I'm sure

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-06-11T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Now thats an idea
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
>giving your child a phone before 12
:#marseydisagree:

  Killthekaiser +3m +4 / -0
  I do it but only for xheir safety
  > If the child is over 12, the child can have their own phone and use it unsupervised. If they are under 12, the parent will need to supervise their child's phone use. The parent can set up a filter on the child's phone so that they can only access certain websites or apps. This way, the parent can be sure that their child is not accessing any inappropriate content.

  TariqNasheed +5m +4 / -0
  Why is there a rule for this? Is it a common thing for kids to get phones at 12 in the US? I know for sure it was 16 when I was growing up.

    peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
    No idea. I assume it's the age when they're allowed to get a job and start paying their own phone bill.

      TariqNasheed +1m +4 / -0
      Ahh yeah I didn’t think of that. I guess I’d be fine with it if they’re allowed to work. But I’d also be fine with them just having a shitty flip phone.

    JimJones +38m +2 / -0
    I think it varies a lot by state

      TariqNasheed +1m +3 / -0
      Ya I just googled it and it varies a lot. Its 12 in my state and 16 in Texas.

Maximus +2m +7 / -0
>be a child
>have a phone
>be a parent
>be a child
>have a phone
>be a parent
>be a child
>have a phone
>be a parent
>be a child
>have a phone
>be a parent
>be a child
>have a phone
>be a parent
>

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-12-06T05Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Yall remember that one time the antifa guy got arrested for beating up some chud
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-10-25T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Haha one of my posts got pinned to the front page of r/2balkan4you
URL: {REDDIT: r/2balkan4you i_dont_think_that_the_kosovo_nationalist_is}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DickButtKiss +3m +4 / -0
Yeah that's pretty much what happened. These people get all worked up over some irrelevant shit that happened hundreds of years ago and can't let it go
Trans lives matter

  Killthekaiser +2m +3 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

SnappyIsMyWaifu +3h +3 / -0
I think the point of the post was to point out that they have no problem with the Albanians, but they would prefer to kill the Serbs instead.

  Killthekaiser +1h +2 / -0
  Thats not what the post was about and you know it

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +1 / -0
    If it's not what the post was about, why did you post it there?

      Killthekaiser +10m +1 / -0
      {REDDIT: r/2balkan4you i_dont_think_that_the_kosovo_nationalist_is}

        SnappyIsMyWaifu +43m +1 / -0
        So, you don't think it's what the post is about?
        :#marseyconfused:

          Killthekaiser +10m +1 / -0
          :marseysneed:

            SnappyIsMyWaifu +2m +1 / -0
            :#marseycope:

              Killthekaiser +10m +1 / -0
              :marseysneed:cott

                SnappyIsMyWaifu +3m +1 / -0
                :#marseyseethe:

                  Killthekaiser +3m +1 / -0
                  :marseysneed:cott

                    SnappyIsMyWaifu +2m +1 / -0
                    :#marse

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-12-01T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to get rid of the nigga award
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Nigga award
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +5m +5 / -0
The only way to get rid of a nigger award is to have a giga-nigger award. Then you can undo any and all previous nigger awards. There is no other way.

  Killthekaiser +1m +3 / -0
  but I dont have one

    whyareyou +1m +4 / -0
    :marseyshrug: then it's not your problem

      Killthekaiser +1m +3 / -0
      but i do have one

        whyareyou +1m +4 / -0
        then why are you asking for help about it?

          Killthekaiser +1m +3 / -0
          i just wanna get rid of it

            whyareyou +2m +2 / -0
            then buy one for yourself, or give me your coins and I'll get you one

              Killthekaiser +58s +3 / -0
              i need to get rid of the current one

                whyareyou +1m +2 / -0
                then give me your coins and I'll get you one

                  Killthekaiser +1m +1 / -0
                  no

                    whyareyou +1m +2 / -0
                    https://rdrama.net/post/128265/killthekaiser-is-poor

                      Killthekaiser +1m +1 / -0
                      not tru

                        whyareyou +1m +2 / -0
                        https://rdrama.net/post/128265/killthekaiser-is-poor

                          Killthekaiser +1m +1 / -0
                          i have like 2000 dc

                            whyareyou +2m +2 / -0
                            https://rdrama.net/post/128265/killthekaiser-is-poor

BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  Killthekaiser +5m +2

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2023-03-25T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Leafy, popular streamer and epic rap battles of history creator, was just found dead at his home. Suspected to have died of natural causes.
URL: {TWEET: dawgs11}
VOTES: +78 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
RIP leafy
COMMENTS:
KinoBushido +1h +42 / -0
Leafy's mother died in a car accident before he was born. His father, a British man, left the house before he was born. He was raised by his grandmother and never knew his father.
His grandmother died at 87 in 2017. He was 23.
He was an onlyfans whore

  HokubsWorkshoper +1h +18 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

  pH +11h +14 / -0
  >he was an onlyfans whore
  :#marseyshook:
  wait what

    KinoBushido +2h +15 / -0
    :#marseydisconcerting:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +7 / -0
    @killthekaiser what did he mean by this?

  Elise_Culpepper +1h +11 / -0
  1000 dc says he molested his grandma

  MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +11h +4 / -0
  The life of a British man.

  Dramamine +12h +3 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

HOTEP +7m +35 / -0
Him dying of natural causes is a sign that Leafy is a fake and straight man, and a real and gay man would have died of AIDS or a heart attack.
Trans Lives Matter

  BrokeBackBuck +1h +19 / -0
  >died of natural causes
  >heart attack

    HOTEP +4m +14 / -0
    The real question is why didn’t his heart attack cause his death of natural causes?
    Trans Lives Matter

      BrokeBackBuck +4m +15 / -0
      I guess

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-09-21T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: WE DID IT RDRAMA! WE CONVINCED THE BIBOC QUEEN TO MAKE A MENTION OF US ON HER PODCAST! WE ARE NOW OFFICIALLY MEDIA LITERATE!
URL: {TWEET: hayasaka_aryan}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +1h +5 / -0
I'm not gonna listen to a podcast on my phone, but I saw a funny youtube video the other day about how this chick is a fraud and I'll probably watch that again and post it here

  JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    whyareyou +10h +1 / -0
    :marseylaugh:ed

Killthekaiser +57s +3 / -0
@kongbueded

  kongus +21m +4 / -0
  :marseyitsover:

JohnDevereaux +4h +3 / -0
{IMG}

Cao_Cao +2h +1 / -0
She's got a really odd face.ed

  whyareyou +9h +1 / -0
  I just don't believe her when she says she's from Africa, is alleded

    Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
    She looks like she's from Africa.ed

      whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
      https://rdrama.net/post/106049/we-did-it-rdrama-we-convinced/2753305?context=8#context
      :marseycope:ed

        Cao_Cao +16m +1 / -0
        {GIF}ed

          whyareyou +37s +1 / -0
          :marseycope: x 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-10-27T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rightoid seethe compilation: The iowa poll
URL: {TWEET: realDailyWire}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +2m +36 / -0
![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fi25K_5XwAAQ36b?format=jpg&name=large)
:marseyxd:

  ForgotMyPasswordAgain +20m +25 / -0
  {IMG}

    garlicdoors +5m +12 / -0
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fi25K_5XwAAQ36b?format=jpg&name=large
    {IMG}
    :#marseyxd:

      GigaVaccinator +2m +11 / -0
      :marseyemojirofl:

  GT +4m +22 / -0
  :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd:

  MrMisandrist +23m +11 / -0
  Lol I love that you can’t have a rightoid and a leftoid as your VP :marseyxd:

  J +35m +5 / -0
  :#marseydarkbrandon::#marseytrump:

  TheProphet +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseytrump::#marseysanders::#marseyridin::#marseybiden2:
  :#marseyblm::#marseytransflag::#marseyflagukraine:

garlicdoors +6m +13 / -0
>Rightoid seethe compilation: The iowa poll
{IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +26m +6 / -0

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2023-04-02T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why do you think this meme is funny? (self.CringeAnarchy)
URL: {REDDIT: r/CringeAnarchy why_do_you_think_this_meme_is_funny}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
> I have no idea what this meme is supposed to be about. Is this a reference to a movie, tv show, or something? If so, what is it?
> If not, what does it mean?
:#marseysoylentgrin:

Dramamine +3h +3 / -0
> I have no idea what this meme is supposed to be about. Is this a reference to a movie, tv show, or something? If so, what is it?
> If not, what does it mean?
I'm pretty sure it's just a reference to the "to be, or not to be" line from Hamlet. They're getting all worked up over nothing.

  9 +3h +3 / -0
  it's a reference to the movie Lilo and Stitch

    Dramamine +13m +2 / -0
    :#marseynotes:

Fabrico +45m +3 / -0
Because I'm not a redditor.

  TheDunceonMaster +2h +2 / -0
  :marseycheerup:

BulbBurglar +40m +2 / -0
because i'm a marsey cat :#marseywave2:

  Fabrico +6m +3 / -0
  :#marseywave3:

TheDunceonMaster +2h +2 / -0
It's funny because I don't know what it means, I only know it's a meme.

  Fabrico +3h +2 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

ManBearFridge +1h +1 / -0
I don't get it.
:#marseyconfused:

  Fabrico +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyxdoubt: :marseyxdoubt:

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-08-20T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykyle: :marseyfloyd: :marseyblm: :marseykyle: :marseyfloyd:
URL: {TWEET: kylev}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +6 / -0
:#marseysniff: :#!marseybiden2:

  gerudo +4m +5 / -0
  >marsey
  :marseysmug3:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
    :marseyconfused:

      gerudo +1m +3 / -0
      :marseycope:

        BigBussyHunter +2m +3 / -0
        :marseytwerking:

Dramamine +20m +5 / -0
This is the most retarded thing I've ever seen

  Killthekaiser +3m +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

GT +17m +3 / -0
this is who wants to run the countryosos

Mello_luvr +31m +3 / -0
If you can't get your smell right, just don't apply. No one wants to smell like a bottle of Old Spice and a bottle of shit.

JimJones +3h +1 / -0
Lmao, he could have just sent in the AI twitter bot.os

SupremeShitposter +2h +1 / -0
I love how he didnt bother to do the voice right.os

  Killthekaiser +1m +1 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:os

    SupremeShitposter +1m +1 / -0
    What the fuck is with the .cattos at the end of your comments. You're doing this to everyone.os

      Killthekaiser +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyagreefast:

        SupremeShitposter +2m +1 / -0
        You're like a teenager that thinks it's funny to randomly call everyone fag. It's not. It's

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-10-15T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You know what time it is
URL: {TWEET: uscentcom}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
H +11m +8 / -0
It's the age of the woman.

  Killthekaiser +12m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    H +1m +5 / -0
    That’s a good photo

X +1h +4 / -0
:#marseyhesright:
{IMG}

  ActualHuitzilopotchtli +1d +1 / -0
  Why do they keep talking about the 4th and 5th gen? Is it a meme? Is it something to do with planes or something? What does it mean? I don’t understand

    X +3h +1 / -0
    the generations of fighter jets, there's a reason why the Russians are using the 4th gen SU-35s against the 5th gen F-16s

      ActualHuitzilopotchtli +1h +1 / -0
      Ohhh so it’s like the generations of phones, but for planes. Makes sense

GooooooldMember +1h +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE} post post

FurryNationalism +1h +2 / -0
They're getting their dick wet with the Ukkkraine-Russia war for a reason. post

DickButtKiss +2h +1 / -0
Yes its time to destroy Israel and give Palestine a chance
Trans lives matter

  ActualHuitzilopotchtli +1d +1 / -0
  Don’t let the haters get you down! We’re on your side! post

ActualHuitzilopotchtli +1d +1 / -0
I thought it was time for a man to hit you, but it’s time for a woman to hit you instead. You are a fucking fool for not seeing this coming. This is a big one, a huge one. You’ve been on a big one for a long time. You’ve been on a big one for a long time. You’ve been on a big one for a long

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-10-26T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What is the most dramapilled future event?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think its either China vs US war or a nuclear war
COMMENTS:
X +5m +6 / -0
nuclear war

  Killthekaiser +4m +3 / -0
  why

    X +2m +5 / -0
    the best kind of drama

      Killthekaiser +2m +3 / -0
      what if its a nuclear winter?

        X +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseybegging:

          Killthekaiser +22s +3 / -0
          its really not that funny when you think about it

            X +1m +4 / -0
            :#marseyhope:

        DEXTROAMPHETAMINE +1h +2 / -0
        nuclear winter is more of a slow march to extinction, nuclear winter is better because you get an instant nuke death

          Killthekaiser +1m +1 / -0
          its like the difference between a 10 year death sentence and a lethal injection

            DEXTROAMPHETAMINE +2m +2 / -0
            I think I'd take a lethal injection over a slow death from starvation

              Killthekaiser +1m +1 / -0
              :marseyhesright:

        eva_isaKONG +1h +1 / -0
        you'd have more time to do some cool shit

          Killthekaiser +3m +2 / -0
          like what?

            eva_isaKONG +1m +1 / -0
            fuck off

              Killthekaiser +1m +2 / -0
              ok

      birdenthusiast +5m +3 / -0
      :marseyhesright:or:marseycope: :marseyobama: :marseymushroomcloud:

        X +2m +3 / -0
        :#marseyinshallah:

    H +23m +3 / -0
    Nuclear war is the only thing that can

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-05-25T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New emoji just dropped
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +3 / -0
Lil Nas X is a gay tranny

  Killthekaiser +2m +3 / -0
  #factcheck

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +2 / -0
    #factcheck

Killthekaiser +25s +2 / -0
#factcheck

Killthekaiser +14s +2 / -0
#factcheck

Killthekaiser +26s +2 / -0
#factcheck

Killthekaiser +33s +2 / -0
#factcheck

Killthekaiser +36s +2 / -0
#factcheck

Killthekaiser +29s +2 / -0
#factcheck

Killthekaiser +27s +2 / -0
#factcheck

Killthekaiser +22s +2 / -0
#factcheck

Killthekaiser +28s +2 / -0
#factcheck

Killthekaiser +19s +2 / -0
#factcheck

Killthekaiser +23s +2 / -0
#factcheck

Killthekaiser +12s +2 / -0
#factcheck

Killthekaiser +17s +2 / -0
#factcheck

Killthekaiser +16s +2 / -0
#factcheck

Killthekaiser +15s +2 / -0
#factcheck

Killthekaiser +20s +2 / -0
#factcheck

Killthekaiser +11s +2 / -0
#factcheck

Killthekaiser +13s +2 / -0
#factcheck

Killthekaiser +21s +2 / -0
#factcheck

Killthekaiser +8s +2 / -0
#factcheck

Killthekaiser +18s +2 / -0
#factcheck

Killthekaiser +24s +2

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-11-16T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bardfinn unironically uses the phrase “male gaze” in a post
URL: {REDDIT: r/ModSupport can_reddit_change_how_the_mod_tools_work}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SmallNips +15m +14 / -0
> I understand the issues of people with disabilities, gender dysphoria, and neurodiversity, but I have to wonder what the purpose of this is. Does it have to do with the fact that men are more likely to be aggressors in domestic violence situations?
> I don’t think it’s about men being more likely to be aggressors, it’s about men being the ones who are more likely to use violence to achieve what they want. The issue is that it’s an indicator of something far more troubling, which is that the man is more likely to resort to violence to achieve his goal, and that he is likely to be more aggressive in his pursuit of that goal. In other words, the man is more likely to be the one who uses violence to achieve what he wants. The issue is that it’s an indicator of something far more troubling, which is that the man is more likely to resort to violence to achieve his goal, and that he is likely to be more aggressive in his pursuit of that goal. In other words, the man is more likely to be the one who uses violence to achieve what he wants.
> I think the problem is that men are more likely to be aggressors in domestic violence situations, but I also think the problem is that men are more likely to be aggressors in domestic violence situations. The issue is that it’s an indicator of something far more troubling, which is that the man is more likely to resort to violence to achieve what he wants. The issue is that it’s an indicator of something far more troubling, which is that the man is more likely to resort to violence to achieve what he wants. In other words, the man is more likely to be the one who uses violence to achieve what he wants.
> I think the problem is that men are more likely to be aggressors in domestic violence situations, but I also think the problem is that men are more likely to be aggressors in domestic violence situations. The issue is that it’s an indicator of something far more

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-12-06T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Watch as a site that was 100% run by a literal pedophile gets taken down by a man with a 100% clear record
URL: {TWEET: kylegriffin1}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +3m +6 / -0
Who's this guy?
I don't really care about the Kiwicels but I like the idea of some rightoid getting clapped.

  Killthekaiser +4m +7 / -0
  Kyle is a literal pedophile who was banned from the site for posting cp

    Cao_Cao +2m +5 / -0
    So what's he doing on his own website?

      Killthekaiser +4m +3 / -0
      No idea

        Cao_Cao +1m +3 / -0
        Maybe the guy who got kicked out of the Kiwicel site was the pedo?

          Killthekaiser +2m +3 / -0
          I think he was

            Cao_Cao +2m +4 / -0
            So is this the guy who set up this site or is it another pedo?

              Killthekaiser +2m +3 / -0
              Idk

                Cao_Cao +2m +4 / -0
                So what's the point of this post?

                  Killthekaiser +2m +3 / -0
                  Sneed

                    Cao_Cao +6m +4 / -0
                    :marseyeyeroll:

  box +3m +6 / -0
  :marseykiwi: is a site for documenting lolcows, the guy is a lolcow, checkmate

    Cao_Cao +5m +7 / -0
    I don't know what any of that means.

      box +4m +7 / -0
      :marseykiwi: is a site for documenting lolcows, the guy is a lolcow, checkmate

        Cao_Cao +1m +5 / -0
        Checkmate.

          box +2m +4 / -0
          :m

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2024-10-07T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just found out that the subreddit r/pussypassdenied is ran by a guy who's probably 13 years old
URL: {REDDIT: r/pussypassdenied actually_its_just_you}
VOTES: +35 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +1h +24 / -0
{IMG}

peepeehands +13m +23 / -0
lol he's 14 now
{REDDIT: r/pussypassdenied comment}

  GooooooldMember +11h +1 / -0
  u/elfy1202

SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +17 / -0
> I think you have a serious mental illness that should be addressed by a psychiatrist and not by a bunch of strangers on the internet. You’re obviously very angry, and you’re angry about something that happened a long time ago.
> You can’t just go around abusing people. It’s not okay. That’s not what this sub is about. The sub is about people who abuse other people. It’s not about people who are abused.
> I’m not going to tolerate your abuse. You can get out now. Don’t ever come back.
> Edit: I’m not going to engage with you any further. You’re not worth my time. I’m done.
He's 14 years old and already posting like a reddit jannie. This is how they reproduce.

  sKONGhunt42 +2h +6 / -0
  > You’re obviously very angry, and you’re angry about something that happened a long time ago.
  :marseyprojection: :marseyshooting:

  GooooooldMember +10h +2 / -0
  > You’re obviously very angry, and you’re angry about something that happened a long time ago.
  > You can’t just go around abusing people. It’s not okay. That’s not what this sub is about. The sub is about people who abuse other people. It’s not about people who are abused.
  > I’m not going to tolerate your abuse. You can get out now. Don’t ever come back.
  > Edit: I’m not

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-06-08T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am currently on a 10 hour train ride to Boston and I am trying to think of a way to make the ride more exciting. What should I do?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Currently reading a book but I think I need to do something else
COMMENTS:
Blackpokemon +24m +4 / -0
Go to russia

  Killthekaiser +14m +1 / -0
  How

    Blackpokemon +5m +3 / -0
    There's a space elevator in the south

    Blackpokemon +14m +3 / -0
    https://rdrama.net/post/75272/i-am-currently-on-a-10-hour/2083977?context=8#context

      Killthekaiser +1m +2 / -0
      Ok cool

arseupwrongo +3h +2 / -0
There's always that one person in the carriage who has a weird obsession. I had this one guy who kept staring at me and repeating the same phrase 'I'm gonna show you' over and over.

  Killthekaiser +7h +2 / -0
  Ok thanks

  Killthekaiser +10h +1 / -0
  I went to the bathroom and saw this guy with a weird mask. I dont think he was a troon though

userturkey13 +1h +2 / -0
Have you tried masturbating?

  Killthekaiser +14m +1 / -0
  Not yet

    userturkey13 +1h +1 / -0
    I hope you have a good time

      Killthekaiser +11h +1 / -0
      Thanks

Chtorrr +1h +2 / -0
Rape

  Killthekaiser +1h +1 / -0
  Ok

    Chtorrr +16m +1 / -0
    Ok

      Killthekaiser +10h +1 / -0
      Ok

Killthekaiser +10m +1 / -0
I also got a lot of work to do

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2023-11-10T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Are you a certified rDrama user?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +2h +2 / -0
I'm a certified dramatard and an rDrama user
{IMG}

WootFatigue +2h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  Killthekaiser +1m +1 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

    WootFatigue +4m +1 / -0
    {IMG}

      Killthekaiser +59m +2 / -0
      :marseyxd:

WootFatigue +2h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  Killthekaiser +1m +2 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

    WootFatigue +4m +2 / -0
    {IMG}cott

      Killthekaiser +1h +1 / -0
      :marseyxd:

KILL_EVERYONE +11m +1 / -0
im a certified rdrama user for life, babe
:#marseycool2:

  Killthekaiser +29m +1 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

WootFatigue +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}

  Killthekaiser +1m +1 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

    WootFatigue +4m +1 / -0
    {IMG}t

      Killthekaiser +1h +1 / -0
      :marseyxd:

WootFatigue +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}

  Killthekaiser +1m +1 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

    WootFatigue +4m +1 / -0
    {IMG}t

      Killthekaiser +1h +1 / -0
      :marseyxd:

WootFatigue +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}

  Killthekaiser +1m +1 / -0
  :

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2025-01-01T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: HOLY SHIT I JUST DISCOVERED THE POWER OF WHITE EXTINCTION IS LONG OVERDUE
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
pm-me-manifestos +39m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  Killthekaiser +2h +2 / -0
  Yea I made this account

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +4m +3 / -0
Shit is so over for yt

arseupwrongo +1h +3 / -0
So I guess that's where that meme about why the 4chan logo is a man and not a woman comes from.

  Killthekaiser +1h +2 / -0
  I wasnt the one to make the logo

  Killthekaiser +1h +2 / -0
  It was made by a BIBOC.com

    arseupwrongo +1m +2 / -0
    I don't know any of the 4chan lore tbh.com.com

      Killthekaiser +2m +2 / -0
      It was made by a BIBOC

Killthekaiser +1h +2 / -0
@Aevann what do I do to enable my white extinction is long overdue mode on this account.com

  Killthekaiser +1m +2 / -0
  BIBOC

Killthekaiser +1h +2 / -0
@Aevann can you make it so I can use the white extinction is long overdue emojis on my main account?
BIBOC

  Aevann +1h +1 / -0
  sure

    Killthekaiser +1h +1 / -0
    BIBOC

Killthekaiser +1h +2 / -0
@Aevann can you give me the ability to use the white extinction is long overdue emojis on my main account?

  Killthekaiser +1m +2 / -0
  @Aevann

Killthekaiser +1h +2 / -0
@Aevann can you give me the ability to use the white extinction is long overdue emojis

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-11-03T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: what did he mean by this?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +4m +10 / -0
i think he's trying to say he likes cute girls with big tits

  TheDunceonMaster +1h +3 / -0
  I think he's trying to say that he likes cute girls with big tits.

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +2 / -0
    His mom

      TheDunceonMaster +3h +2 / -0
      Yeah, that's what I said.

  Jimbo_B_Beterson +2h +1 / -0
  I think he's trying to say that he likes cute girls with big tits.

peepeehands +3m +7 / -0
i don't know what it means but i like it

  nun01 +32m +2 / -0
  # IT'S ABOUT TRANS LIVES MATTERING

X +10m +5 / -0
i think it means he wants to have sex with a big-titted anime girl

  Killthekaiser +54m +2 / -0
  so much this

  Jimbo_B_Beterson +2h +1 / -0
  I think it means he wants to have sex with a big-titted anime girl

Penny +5m +5 / -0
i think he wants to fuck a cartoon girl with big titties

  Jimbo_B_Beterson +2h +1 / -0
  I think he wants to have sex with a big-titted anime girl.

Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
I think he means he wants to have sex with a big-titted anime girl

  Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +1 / -0
  I think he wants to have sex with a big-titted anime girl.

    Dramamine +17m +1 / -0
    I think he wants to have sex with a big-titted anime girl.

      Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +1 / -0
      I think he wants to have sex with a big-titted anime

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2023-01-02T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/196 is unbanned
URL: {REDDIT: r/reclassified r196_has_been_unbanned}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +24m +12 / -0
:#marseyitsoverwereback:

antiracist_tulpa +3m +7 / -0
:marseyjam:

HOTEP +5m +6 / -0
!jannies
:#marseysmug2:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +5 / -0
  I wish you'd stop pinging me about this. I don't like it.

    HOTEP +4m +4 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

SpookyFartMan69 +33m +5 / -0
:marseyitsoverwereback:

Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
> I think it's like that old joke "I'm a 19 year old virgin" which is technically true because you can't be 19 and a virgin at the same time.
I thought it was this:
{YOUTUBE}

JohnDevereaux +3h +2 / -0
{IMG}

KinoBushido +48m +1 / -0
Time to reportmaxx

tejanx +4h +1 / -0
> r/196 is a subreddit for people who are 19 and 6 months or older.
lmao

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +4h +1 / -0
The mods are so fucking gay.
{REDDIT: r/196 new_jokes_just_dropped}
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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2023-07-15T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: HOW TO GET DRAMACOIN FAST: BUY CARDS FOR 100 DC, THEN BURN THEM FOR 1000 DC
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
YOU SEE THIS IN THE RULES
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +16 / -0
It's actually 1000 coins for 10000 coins

  garlicdoors +3m +10 / -0
  I got 4000 for 1000 so far. It's a good deal. 1000 for 10000 seems too good to be true. I think they just changed the numbers.

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +6 / -0
    Ah thats a good point. I could have sworn it was 10000 for 100000

      garlicdoors +2m +4 / -0
      I checked. I got 4000 coins for 1000
      @aevann how do I get the 6000 coins I'm owed?

  Killthekaiser +1m +5 / -0
  They changed it

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +38s +5 / -0
    Oh damn I must have missed that. Sorry

johnnypoop +2m +4 / -0
{GIF}

Aevann +2h +3 / -0
wrong

  Killthekaiser +1h +2 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/post/187537/holy-shit-carp-just-gave-me/4572158#context

    Aevann +4m +2 / -0
    thats the old rule, the new one is 1000 for 10000

      Killthekaiser +1m +2 / -0
      Fake news

        Aevann +1m +2 / -0
        i would never lie to u
        {IMG}

          Killthekaiser +1m +2 / -0
          It wasnt me

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-10-06T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I made a twitter account dedicated to the trans genocide. I am currently tweeting at the most transphobic twitter accounts i can find and have a lot of fun. Also i have a lot of followers for some reason, 500 in 24 hours
URL: https://x.com/TheTransGenocide
VOTES: +132 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +4m +68 / -0
:marseyxd:
I like this a lot. I love your gimmick, king :marseykingcrown:

  Killthekaiser +2m +43 / -0
  Thx bby

    BigBussyHunter +54s +37 / -0
    :marseyblowkiss:

      Killthekaiser +1m +24 / -0
      :marseyblowkiss:

        BigBussyHunter +1m +18 / -0
        :marseyblush:

          Killthekaiser +4m +17 / -0
          :marseyblowkiss:

            BigBussyHunter +2m +16 / -0
            :marseyblush:

              Killthekaiser +1m +15 / -0
              :marseyblowkiss:

                BigBussyHunter +1m +15 / -0
                :marseyblush:

                  Killthekaiser +36s +13 / -0
                  :marseyblowkiss:

                    BigBussyHunter +4m +13 / -0
                    :marseyblush:

                      Killthekaiser +1m +13 / -0
                      :marseyblowkiss:

                        BigBussyHunter +26s +13 / -0
                        :marseyblush:

                          Killthekaiser +1m +13 / -0
                          :marseyblowkiss:

                            BigBussyHunter +1m +13 / -0
                            :marseyblush:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +59 / -0
:#marse

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-10-27T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Me and who
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A!! العرب!العربية!العاب!العاب اطفال!العاب فلاش!العاب جديدة!العاب كيدز!العاب كمبيوتر!العاب مجانا!العاب مصورة!العاب واقعية!العاب وحشية!العاب وحشية 2013!العاب وحشية اطفال!العاب وحشية جيمر!العاب وحشية للكمبيوتر!العاب وحشية مصورة!العاب وحشية مصورة اطفال!العاب وحشية مصورة جديدة!العاب وحشية مصورة مجانا!العاب وحشية مصورة واقعية!العاب وحشية مصورة واقعية 2013!العاب وحشية مصورة واقعية اطفال!العاب وحشية مصورة واقعية جيمر!العاب وحشية مصورة واقعية كمبيوتر!العاب وحشية مصورة واقعية مجانا!العاب وحشية مصورة واقعية جديدة!العاب وحشية مصورة واقعية للبيع!العاب وحشية مصورة واقعية للبيع 2013!العاب وحشية مصورة واقعية للبيع اطفال!العاب وحشية مصورة واقعية للبيع جيمر!العاب وحشية مصورة واقعية للبيع كمبيوتر!العاب وحشية مصورة واقعية للبيع مجانا!العاب وحشية مصورة واقعية للبيع جديدة!العاب وحشية مصورة واقعية للبيع للبيع!ال

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-06-07T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Based Bongland :marseybong: bans TikTok
URL: {TWEET: breaking911}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Pog +13m +15 / -0
:#marseyeyeroll: just ban all social media

  H +45m +7 / -0
  Banning TikTok is a good thing. This will be a great example to the rest of the world that you can’t allow the Chinese to control your citizens. We have to take care of our own first.

    Pog +41m +5 / -0
    :marseyagreefast: all social media. only then can we move on to banning all media.

      H +1h +3 / -0
      No, we have to ban TikTok first.

  Marsey +36m +5 / -0
  But then where will I watch my friends post pictures of their feet? Tiktok is the only place on the internet where that is allowed!

    Pog +43m +2 / -0
    :marseysick:

  lmaoprankt +52m +3 / -0
  No, ban all social media except Twitter, Reddit, and 4chan

    Pog +24m +3 / -0
    :marseyagreefast: got it

H +57m +12 / -0
It’s a good thing. You can’t let the Chinese control your citizens. We have to take care of our own first.

  Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +3 / -0
  We should ban all chinese companies

    H +39m +4 / -0
    We don’t have to take care of our own citizens if we let the Chinese control us.

      Jimbo_B_Beterson +3h +2 / -0
      Our citizens should be controlled by the CIA

GT +29m +10 / -0
it's about time. Zoomers are the worst generation and it's because of tiktok

  Killthekaiser +3m +3 / -0
  based

FearOfBees +53m +

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-09-25T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Kiwi Farms is back up
URL: https://kiwifarms.net
VOTES: +38 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +1m +26 / -0
And it looks like a bunch of the threads are still accessible. lol

  GT +2m +19 / -0
  They will never be able to defeat the kiwi :#marseykiwi:

  Killthekaiser +2m +11 / -0
  I made a thread on it

    arsey +3m +11 / -0
    I wonder if the RDP was really hacked or if they were just using it for nefarious purposes and the owner got in trouble. It's pretty hilarious that all they needed was the password to a random RDP.

      BigBussyHunter +4m +13 / -0
      I read that it was a trojaned RDP. The rdrama people were like, "That's crazy, I'm not even on that site :marseyclueless:"

        arsey +1m +13 / -0
        I'm pretty sure it was a trojaned RDP. I got it from someone here, but I don't remember if it was from here or drama. It was a fun read.

          BigBussyHunter +1m +9 / -0
          :marseytroublemaker: The bussy brothers are at it again

      Killthekaiser +5m +5 / -0
      Well i heard the RDP was hacked by someone and a lot of people there were using it as a way to host their shit (like nigerian scam call centers) so the owner of the RDP got in trouble

  BigBussyHunter +2m +10 / -0
  :#marseysaluteusa:
  These kiwis are truly the bane of bongland and eurocucks

    arsey +5m +9 / -0
    They are the scourge of the internet. I'm glad they are back to help us fight the troon menace.

  H +1h +3 / -0
  The main page is down but all the forums are still up

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-11-24T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/teenagers mods are now having a meltdown over the feds on their sub
URL: {REDDIT: r/teenagers help_the_feds_are_harassing_us}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/Aהנבחרים לערוך את האתר הזה. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה על התרומתכם. תודה

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2023-01-10T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My mom banned me from discord and discord servers for posting the "we wuz kangz" meme on the N word pass server
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
My mom banned me from discord and discord servers for posting the "we wuz kangz" meme on the N word pass server
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +15m +13 / -0
{IMG}

  JimothyX2 +4m +5 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  Killthekaiser +5m +4 / -0
  NOOOO

BEEF_SUPREME +3m +8 / -0
holy shit i can't imagine being this pathetic
post it to /r/TrueOffMyChest or something

  Killthekaiser +4m +4 / -0
  NOOO

JimothyX2 +18m +5 / -0
you're black aren't you

  Killthekaiser +3m +5 / -0
  :marseyitsover:

    JimothyX2 +1m +5 / -0
    :marseyblm:

      Killthekaiser +1m +4 / -0
      :marseyitsaover:

        JimothyX2 +1m +4 / -0
        :marseyblm:

          Killthekaiser +2m +4 / -0
          :marseyitsaover:

            JimothyX2 +5m +4 / -0
            :marseyblm:

              Killthekaiser +1m +4 / -0
              :marseyitsaover:

                JimothyX2 +1m +4 / -0
                :marseyblm:

                  Killthekaiser +3m +2 / -0
                  :marseyitsaover:

                    JimothyX2 +4m +2 / -0
                    :marseyblm:

                      Killthekaiser +2m +2 / -0
                      :marseyitsaover:

                        JimothyX2 +3m +2 / -0
                        :marseyblm

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2023-08-21T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is what your average Redditor looks like
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
911roofer +2m +2 / -0
I’d bet my last dollar this man has an account here.

johnnypoop +2m +2 / -0
This is the type of guy who would give you a blowie for a hundred bucks

BignatiusMacintosh +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}.png.png

  Killthekaiser +10m +2 / -0
  k

GubeRubenstein +1h +2 / -0
Fellow dramatard

Elon_SUSk +8h +2 / -0
Lol I know that guy.png
:#marseywave2:.png

  Killthekaiser +1m +2 / -0
  K.png.png

    Elon_SUSk +38m +2 / -0
    :#marseywave2:.png

      Killthekaiser +1h +2 / -0
      K

        Elon_SUSk +15m +2 / -0
        :#marseywave2:ott.png

          Killthekaiser +4h +2 / -0
          K

            Elon_SUSk +10m +2 / -0
            :#marseywave2:ott.png

              Killthekaiser +2h +2 / -0
              K

                Elon_SUSk +1m +2 / -0
                :#marseywave2:ott.png

                  Killthekaiser +1h +2 / -0
                  K

                    Elon_SUSk +5h +2 / -0
                    :#marseywave2:ott.png.png

                      Killthekaiser +39m +2 / -0
                      K

                        Elon_SUSk +1h +2 / -0
                        :#marseywave2:ott.png

                          Killthekaiser +22m +2 / -0
                          K

                            Elon_SUSk +1m +2 / -0
                            :#

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2023-01-27T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The chud autist that made the chudsey marsey is the same guy that made this lol
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +139 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +54 / -0
:#marseyxd: he also drew the marsey armband
{IMG}

  TheOverSeether +36m +29 / -0
  > The chud autist that made the chudsey marsey is the same guy that made this lol
  :#marseyautism:
  There are no coincidences.

  BigBussyHunter +13m +22 / -0
  I love this one so much :marseychefkiss:

  TariqNasheed +2h +9 / -0
  This is the best marsey

  J +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  |V|askerade +1h +3 / -0
  :marseykneel:

  J +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  J +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  J +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  J +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  J +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  J +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  J +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  J +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  J +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  J +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  J +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  J +1h +3 / -0
  :#

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2024-02-20T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor shits his pants because his wife made a joke about him not having sex with her
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmIOverreacting aio_my_wife_made_a_joke_about_me_not_having_sex}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Patsy +2m +5 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyhesright:

  whyareyou +2h +3 / -0
  "No you see, if my wife makes a joke about me being a lazy piece of shit, then she's the bad guy" LOL

ConchShell +57m +2 / -0
The only reason why he is upset is because he is a bitch

whyareyou +2h +2 / -0
"she's not even funny" LOL

johnnypoop +1m +1 / -0
Good morning I hate women

  whyareyou +2h +1 / -0
  I hate women just fine on any day of the week

    johnnypoop +1m +1 / -0
    That's why you can't say good morning

      whyareyou +3m +1 / -0
      I can say good morning, because I hate women, and I'm not an idiot who would say that at the same time LOL

        johnnypoop +1m +1 / -0
        :#marseysurejan:

          whyareyou +12m +1 / -0
          :tayshrug: I hate women and I'm not an idiot who would say that at the same time. I'm pretty sure that's a very basic concept. And I say good morning, because I hate women. What else am I supposed to say? Good afternoon? Good evening? Good night? Good evening? Good morning again? Good afternoon again? Good evening again? Good night again? Good morning? Good afternoon? Good evening? Good night? Good evening? Good morning again? Good afternoon again? Good evening again? Good night again? Good morning? Good afternoon? Good evening? Good night? Good evening? Good morning again? Good afternoon again? Good evening again? Good night again? Good

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-07-03T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Since I know most of you dont know who this is, I will give you a bit of context. The guy in the video is a well known lolcow named "The Grindr Gangster". He got his start on the now defunct forum "r34chat" as a lolcow and has since then become a meme. He is well known for his numerous weirdo sex scandals. Recently, he was arrested for allegedly raping a minor and being a pedo. I will leave you with this lolcow. Enjoy!
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Killthekaiser +5m +3 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
Heres an old clip of his getting his start as a lolcow

  Killthekaiser +3m +3 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}
  Here he is getting bullied on twitter by a 13 year old

    Killthekaiser +3m +3 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}
    Hes also a straggot

      Killthekaiser +3m +3 / -0
      {YOUTUBE}
      Hes also a wannabe gamer

  Killthekaiser +3m +3 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}
  Hes also a wannabe rapper

    Killthekaiser +1m +3 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}
    Hes also a wannabe musician

      Killthekaiser +3m +3 / -0
      {YOUTUBE}
      Hes also a wannabe musician

        Killthekaiser +1m +3 / -0
        {YOUTUBE}
        Hes also a wannabe musician

          Killthekaiser +3m +3 / -0
          {YOUTUBE}
          Hes also a wannabe musician

            Killthekaiser +42s +3 / -0
            {YOUTUBE}
            Hes also a wannabe musician

              Killthekaiser +2m +3 / -0
              {YOUTUBE}
              Hes also a wannabe musician

                Killthekaiser +2m +3 / -0
                {YOUT

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2023-04-25T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I JUST FOUND OUT MY FAVORITE YOUTUBER AND JEWISH AESTHETICS ACCOUNT IS RUN BY A GUY WHO SEEMS LIKE HE WAS ONE OF THE RACIST NAZI JEWISH AESTHETICS ACCOUNTS
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +125 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://rdrama.net/post/164953/the-1776-german-chud-larping-as
COMMENTS:
dramasexual +12m +81 / -0
Hes already been exposed, dumbass. This is a repost.
https://rdrama.net/h/erstory/post/165036/your-favorite-youtuber-just-reposted

  Killthekaiser +1m +65 / -1
  Im not reading that wall of text but I guess I cant be the first to do the thing

    dramasexual +1m +52 / -0
    ur not reading a wall of text u just read my comment and replied to it

      Killthekaiser +1m +47 / -1
      :marseybigbrain:

      Homoshrexual +1h +13 / -0
      I just read your comment and I'm not reading that wall of text either.

        dramasexual +1m +12 / -0
        :marseybigbrain:

      HeyMoon +2h +9 / -0
      I just read your comment and I'm not reading that wall of text either.
      :marseybigbrain:

        dramasexual +1m +8 / -0
        :marseybigbrain:

    Geralt_of_Uganda +5h +7 / -0
    I'm just reading your comment and not reading that wall of text

  TheOverSeether +1h +11 / -0
  :#marseydisagree: :#marseyretard2pat:

  Pog +1h +7 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

  Grue +2h +7 / -0
  I didn’t read any of that. Yea or nay?

    dramasexual +2

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-04-29T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In the rdrama discord we have a silly little game were we say the most retarded shit possible and the other person has to upvote it
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
If you wanna play this game post the most retarded shit you can think of and I will upvote it
COMMENTS:
Sylveon +24m +4 / -0
{IMG} :marseyupvote2:

  Killthekaiser +14h +1 / -0
  :marseyupvote:ed

Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +3 / -0
If you're going to post the most retarded shit you can think of then post some retarded shit right now.

  Killthekaiser +14h +1 / -0
  @Klenny said the N word

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +5h +1 / -0
    No I didn't retard

      Killthekaiser +1h +1 / -0
      You did

        Klenn_and_Back_Again +1h +1 / -0
        No I didn't you're just retarded

          Killthekaiser +13m +1 / -0
          You did

            Klenn_and_Back_Again +10m +1 / -0
            No I didn't you're just retarded

              Killthekaiser +2m +1 / -0
              You did

                Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +1 / -0
                No I didn't you're just retarded

                  Killthekaiser +1m +1 / -0
                  You did

                    Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +1 / -0
                    No I didn't you're just retarded

                      Killthekaiser +1m +1 / -0
                      You did

                        Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +1 / -0
                        No I didn't you're just retarded

                          Killthekaiser +1m +1 / -0
                          You did

                            Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +1 / -0
                            No I didn't you're just retarded

  Killthekaiser +1

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-02-13T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 200000 dramacoin bounty for whoever makes the best baitsub
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
200k dramacoin for whoever makes the best baitsub. I will pay when the subreddit has over 500 subscribers and 500 posts. The sub can be on any topic, as long as its funny
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +9 / -0
I’ll just create a random r/drama spinoff and it will have 500 subscribers and 500 posts and I will be rich.

  Killthekaiser +1m +5 / -0
  okay but then the sub is dead

    carpathianflorist +4m +4 / -0
    Well that’s the point. I’d rather have 200kdc and no sub than a dead sub.

      Killthekaiser +30m +4 / -0
      okay

    BGC +2m +2 / -0
    Just make it a shitposting sub

  Killthekaiser +1m +4 / -0
  okay but then the sub is dead

  BGC +2m +3 / -0
  Just create a random drama spinoff sub

  Wuzizname +8h +2 / -0
  You can make a bot to auto post to it and then spam a bunch of free bot followers from places like r/FreeKarma4U and r/FreeKarma4Life to bump the numbers up.
  :marseytroublemaker:

    carpathianflorist +2h +2 / -0
    bots are banned

      Wuzizname +1m +2 / -0
      I'm not sure they are. I've seen several in the wild, you'd have to ask Aevann or Pizza.

        carpathianflorist +1m +2 / -0
        I was assured they were banned by the jannies when I was a janny

          Wuzizname +3m +2 / -0
          I'm not sure how Reddit sees them. I've seen accounts that post nothing but text

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-10-28T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I saw a chud post on reddit and its just me and carp fighting over the definition of chud
URL: {REDDIT: r/TopMindsOfReddit top_minds_of_reddit_who_suddenly_care_about_free}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A��τεԁοτѕοτοԁοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτοτ

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2024-05-04T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I was on the way to the store when I saw a female dramanaut and a male dramanaut. The male dramanaut was wearing a pink shirt and the female dramanaut was wearing a red shirt. The female dramanaut went up to the male dramanaut and said “I love you so much, you are my best friend.” The male dramanaut replied “I love you too, you are my best friend.” They both hugged and walked off together. I thought to myself, “I wonder if they are dating.” I followed them to the store and saw them buy some chips. I thought to myself, “They must be dating if they are buying chips together.” I followed them out of the store and saw them kiss. I thought to myself, “They are definitely dating.”
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JohnDevereaux +1h +5 / -0
{IMG}

Patsy +2m +3 / -0
!jannies we need a 24hr lock on this thread

  Killthekaiser +40m +4 / -0
  why

    Patsy +4m +3 / -0
    just dont want ppl to see it :marseysad:

      Patsy +14s +3 / -0
      im trying to get upvotes

        Killthekaiser +1m +3 / -0
        why

          Patsy +2m +3 / -0
          :marseyshrug: i like to have lots of dramacoin

            Patsy +24s +3 / -0
            also i wanna buy hats

              Patsy +2m +3 / -0
              also i wanna give @yallahblessyotraplord a hat

                Patsy +43s +3 / -0
                also i wanna buy a hat for @yallahblessyotraplord

                  Patsy +5s +2 / -0
                  also

                    Patsy +2m +2 / -0
                    also i wanna buy a hat for @killthekaiser

                      Patsy +1m +2

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2023-07-29T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: PERRY THE PLATYPUS IS BACK ON YT!!111!!!!
URL: {TWEET: perrytheplaty}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SgtHartman +1h +3 / -0
>it's a shitty AI animation
:marseyitsover:

  Killthekaiser +5h +2 / -0
  Its real

    SgtHartman +1h +1 / -0
    :marseymindblown:

    SgtHartman +1h +1 / -0
    :marseymindblown:

X +21m +2 / -0
:#marseysoypoint:

Bruhfunny_Thrall +3h +2 / -0
:#platywave:
{YOUTUBE}

  Killthekaiser +3h +2 / -0
  REAL @perrytheplatypus

    Bruhfunny_Thrall +1h +2 / -0
    :#platyheart:

      Killthekaiser +4h +2 / -0
      :marseyplaty:

        Bruhfunny_Thrall +1h +2 / -0
        :#platyking: :#platyblush: :#platyking: :#platyblush:

          Killthekaiser +1m +2 / -0
          :platyfuckyou: :marseyplaty: :marseyplaty: :platyfuckyou: :marseyplaty: :marseyplaty: :platyfuckyou: :marseyplaty: :marseyplaty: :platyfuckyou: :marseyplaty: :marseyplaty: :platyfuckyou: :marseyplaty: :marseyplaty: :platyfuckyou: :marseyplaty: :marseyplaty: :platyfuckyou: :marseyplaty: :marseyplaty: :platyfuckyou: :marse

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-12-26T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Qanon of the WPDverse, has been arrested for child porn and kidnapping a child to r*pe it
URL: https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/meta/post/23447/important-update-regarding-the-wpd
VOTES: +111 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +74 / -0
> I can confirm that the user is currently in police custody in the UK.
:#marseyxd:

  GT +16m +48 / -0
  A good bong year is when they catch one of these degenerates

    BWC +5h +17 / -0
    > A good bong year is when they catch one of these degenerates
    :#marseyhesright:
    And this is what the Bongistani government and media says:
    > They were once again criticised by the Association of Chief Police Officers in England and Wales, who said that the law was "not fit for purpose". In response, the then Home Secretary, David Blunkett, said that the law was "sufficient to catch almost all offenders".
    > Blunkett later stated that the law was "fit for purpose", saying that the police "do not need a law to cover child pornography, they have all the powers they need to investigate and prosecute these crimes, and I'm glad they are using those powers". He added that the government was "not going to allow the internet to be a haven for paedophiles".
    {REDDIT: r/ukpolitics government_to_consider_banning_pornography_of}
    :#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd:

      SaveUsUncleTed +2h +8 / -0
      :#marseybongcop: :#marseybong: :#marseysoyrope: :#marseywoodchipper2:

  CantWakeUpJPG +6m +36 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

  Wuzizname +1h +23 / -0
  I wonder if there’s

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-10-15T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New bait sub idea: r/BlackTransRights. It's just a clone of r/TransParentTransKid but for black people
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Just a thought
COMMENTS:
Avalon +6m +5 / -0
Not really. Just a sub for black trans people. I'd say it'd be more successful than /r/transparenttranskid but it's a low bar.

  Killthekaiser +1m +3 / -0
  Fair enough

whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
make sure to link to the original sub in the description so it looks authentic

  Killthekaiser +13m +2 / -0
  Well its just a trans rights clone with black people in the name

    whyareyou +1m +1 / -0
    That's what I said, but thanks for repeating yourself so I can be sure

      Killthekaiser +1m +2 / -0
      wat

        whyareyou +4m +1 / -0
        .

          Killthekaiser +5m +2 / -0
          :marseyconfused:

            whyareyou +21m +1 / -0
            :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused:

              Killthekaiser +1m +1 / -0
              :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marsey

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2023-02-18T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is what im gonna do with my spare cash
URL: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1283955474/its-all-coming-together-george-floyd
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +1m +11 / -0
I'm so glad I'm too old to understand what's going on here.

  Killthekaiser +2m +8 / -0
  Its a blm statue of Floyd, 340 dollars

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +10m +7 / -0
    I guess I'm glad I'm too old for that as well.

    cyberdick +1h +3 / -0
    {IMG}

LGBetterave +24m +10 / -0
How can anyone even look at that shit and not feel sick?

  johannesalthusius +45m +7 / -0
  > How can anyone even look at that shit and not feel sick?
  {IMG}

    LGBetterave +2m +3 / -0
    What a bitch.

    KinoBushido +1h +3 / -0
    :marseysoutherner:

X +1m +8 / -0
:#marseyemojirofl:
{IMG}

  Killthekaiser +3m +5 / -0
  Yeah its legit

    X +3m +5 / -0
    I saw it posted on /r/antinatalism lol: {REDDIT: r/antinatalism the_consequences_of_prolific_reproduction}
    {IMG} {IMG}

      Killthekaiser +2m +5 / -0
      I knew I had seen it somewhere else before

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +3h +3 / -0
  The only thing that makes me sicker than this is the fact that it's real

arsey +47m +4 / -0
I bought a funny tshirt from there on sale for $5.00 for $15.00. The seller gave me $10.00 off and

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2023-02-03T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: OH NO ITS A TRIGGER WARNING NOOOO
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +42 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
fuckmeatsandwich +12m +22 / -0
I'd rather be called a nigger than have to listen to an hour long monologue on how trans women are women.

  TheOverSeether +1h +8 / -0
  :marseyxd:
  I don't know why, but that is hilarious.

  Dramacel +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

birdenthusiast +5m +15 / -0
:marseyxd:

garlicdoors +6m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +12m +13 / -0
  I like that he included the poop peepee in the picture :marseythumbsup:

    garlicdoors +4m +10 / -0
    It's an arrow! It's not a peepee :marseypearlclutch:

  ChristoffWChanderson +1h +6 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold:

  X +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold:

  Dramacel +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:
  !slots100

    Dramacel +25s +4 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:
    !slots200

      Dramacel +16s +4 / -0
      :#marseywereback:
      !slots200

        Dramacel +23s +5 / -0
        :#marseyraging:

          X +2m +3 / -0
          :#marseycheerup:

            Dramacel +10m +4 / -0
            :#marseyembrace:

        tempest +5m +2 / -0
        :#marseyclapping:

BigBussyHunter +4m +9 / -0
How do you get the golden

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-10-28T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: BIBOCs are being attacked by whitey in r/Boston. r/Boston unites to protect the BIPOCs
URL: {REDDIT: r/boston the_proud_boys_are_coming_to_boston_on_october_31}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +5m +5 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}

  johnnypoop +1m +5 / -0
  This. So much this.

Killthekaiser +13m +3 / -0
{TWEET: haggis}
{IMG}
{IMG}

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5m +3 / -0
  This is just the average day in Portland

  johnnypoop +11m +1 / -0
  That's a good joke. He'll get it eventually

johnnypoop +1m +3 / -0
Yeah and? You'd be too if your job was getting paid to scream at people

  Killthekaiser +1m +1 / -0
  Arent you a BIPOC?

    johnnypoop +1m +3 / -0
    I'm a Mutt, I'll scream too

      Killthekaiser +1m +2 / -0
      Dont you live in a mayo country tho?

        johnnypoop +2m +3 / -0
        Exactly, the mayos need to be replaced

          Killthekaiser +2m +2 / -0
          By who

            johnnypoop +1m +3 / -0
            Us, the superior breed

              Killthekaiser +1m +2 / -0
              Isnt your country 90% mayos? How does that work

                johnnypoop +1m +3 / -0
                We're the only ones that can be trusted with the country. The mayos will tear themselves apart until only one remains. Then that mayo will be replaced

                  Killthekaiser +2m +2 / -0
                  By who

                    johnnypoop +1m +2 / -0
                    The only superior

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2022-11-18T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [BIG] [EFFORTPOST] [IMPORTANT] [FUN] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA] [FRIENDSHIP] [KINO] [BRO] [RDRAMA

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2024-01-22T19Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: I just found out that the person who made the fatphobia video on rdrama is a literal chink
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +40 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
https://rdrama.net/post/239979/fatphobia-comes-to-rdrama-2
https://rdrama.net/post/239979/fatphobia-comes-to-rdrama-2/5804550#context
COMMENTS:
X +1m +23 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyxd:

  Killthekaiser +1m +15 / -0
  What the fuck

    X +1m +15 / -0
    https://rdrama.net/post/141910/what-did-he-mean-by-this/3475498#context
    {IMG}

      Killthekaiser +1m +16 / -0
      This is insane. Do you think this is the same guy?

        X +1m +14 / -0
        :#marseyshrug:
        i dont remember any of the comments here

        Grue +1h +10 / -0
        Probably not, I think the guy is just mentally ill.

        DickButtKiss +1h +6 / -0
        @chiobu is the only one I know that has a PFP that looks like this, otherwise I would assume its a different person

  DickButtKiss +1h +11 / -0
  Chiobu are u a chink?

    X +1m +9 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

      DickButtKiss +2m +7 / -0
      Idk man it's a bit odd that you're such a big fan of the chinx and you're asian
      but I guess ur just a chinx fan and thats all

        X +1m +6 / -0
        :#marseyagreefast:

          DickButtKiss +1m +4 / -0
          Even though they're all chinks to me

            X +46s

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AUTHOR: Killthekaiser
DATE: 2023-08-10T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Pajeets are being hired at the white house
URL: {TWEET: nypost}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
pizzashill +3h +6 / -1
The US has a big tech boom on. The pajeets are coming for the white people jobs.

  911roofer +5h +1 / -0 [C]
  The white people who make all the other pajeets and trans lives matter posters hate them

BimothyX1 +2m +4 / -0
I'm bimothy

  KAT_B0T +36m +3 / -0
  Hecko bimothy :marseywave2:

    BimothyX1 +1m +3 / -0
    Hecko

  911roofer +9h +1 / -0 [C]
  Why are you all trans lives matter posters?

    BimothyX1 +3h +1 / -0
    I'm bimothy

  911roofer +9h +1 / -0 [C]
  Why are you all trans lives matter posters?

    BimothyX1 +3h +1 / -0
    I'm bimothy

    BimothyX1 +3h +1 / -0
    I'm bimothy

    BimothyX1 +3h +1 / -0
    I'm bimothy

    BimothyX1 +3h +1 / -0
    I'm bimothy

      911roofer +1h +1 / -0 [C]
      Why do you all say trans lives matter?

        BimothyX1 +1h +1 / -0
        I'm bimothy

          911roofer +2m +1 / -0 [C]
          Why do you all say trans lives matter?

            BimothyX1 +6m +1 / -0
            I'm bimothy

              911roofer +38m +1 / -0 [C]
              Why do you all say trans lives matter?

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-05-16T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not Drama] TIL: There's a subreddit for people who like fentanyl
URL: {REDDIT: r/Fentanyl positive}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
There's a lot of posts about how it's a great drug and how it's not addictive and it's not dangerous and how it's so much better than anything else (except maybe heroin). I'm not going to link them because I don't want to get banned. :marseyjanny:
There's a lot of people who have been there for years and are trying to quit, but are struggling and posting for support. A lot of them are too addicted to stop.
> [I have been off for a month and just relapsed. I am going to get my life together and start clean. I have been addicted for 25 years and I am 54 years old. I am done. I have lost so many loved ones due to my addiction. I am going to start clean. I am going to get help. I am going to get sober. I am going to get my life together. I am going to get my life back. I am going to get my life back on track. I am going to get my life back on track and I am going to get my life back on track. I am going to get my life back on track and I am going to get my life back on track. I am going to get my life back on track and I am going to get my life back on track. I am going to get my life back on track and I am going to get my life back on track. I am going to get my life back on track and I am going to get my life back on track. I am going to get my life back on track and I am going to get my life back on track. I am going to get my life back on track and I am going to get my life back on track. I am going to get my life back on track and I am going to get my life back on track. I am going to get my life back on track and I am going to get my life back on track. I am going to get my life back on track and I am going to get my life back on track. I am going to get my life back on track and

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-01-02T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Changelog] I've added 4 new emojis
URL: N/A
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
There are 4 new emojis that I've added. You can find them here: https://rdrama.net/emojis. I've also moved most of the emojis to the emoji picker.
COMMENTS:
Igor_Konashenkov +2m +13 / -0
{IMG}

  Buck +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

KindaCray +13m +9 / -0
# Attention
This thread is a graveyard. I will not respond to any questions or suggestions for new emojis. If you want to suggest an emoji, open a new thread. I will not respond to anything here. If you want to suggest an emoji, open a new thread. I will not respond to anything here. If you want to suggest an emoji, open a new thread. I will not respond to anything here.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +30m +13 / -0
  {IMG}
  ---
  this account is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

    X +28m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +12m +5 / -0
      I love her
      ---
      this account is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

  X +59m +10 / -0
  {IMG}

  Buck +1h +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  H +1h +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  911roofer +1h +5 / -0
  I would love an emoji of 911roofer.

    KindaCray +1h +3 / -0
    The problem is that it's not a single emoji. It's a character. I could add it to the emoji picker, but it wouldn't be searchable. I'll have to add a way to search for characters.

      911roofer +37m +4 / -0
      Just add 911roofer to the emoji picker. Search for him.

        KindaCray +1h +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-06-24T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm so sorry for the loss of your rights :marseytrans2:
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10951169/Trans-identified-man-women-who-want-kill-themselves.html
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Trans-identified man says women who want to kill themselves are 'women too'
> A trans-identified male has said women who want to kill themselves are 'women too' and is now facing a backlash from transgender activists and campaigners.
> Ellie, 28, who uses they/them pronouns, has faced criticism for the comments made on social media platform TikTok.
> Ellie said: 'I see a lot of people saying that if they were to take their life, they would just go to a place in hell for men, which is true.
> 'It's the same as saying if a woman was to take their life they would go to a place in hell for women. You are still a woman and you are still a man.'
> The comments come after a number of women have taken to TikTok to express their thoughts on the overturning of Roe v Wade.
> One woman, who uses the name @hannahbutler24, said: 'I'm so sorry for the loss of your rights.
> 'I'm so sorry that we have to treat you like a child, and I'm so sorry that you're going to die.
> 'That's not okay. That's not okay. That's not okay.'
> Another woman, who uses the name @morganshugart, said: 'I'm so sorry for the loss of your rights.
> 'I'm so sorry that we have to treat you like a child, and I'm so sorry that you're going to die.
> 'That's not okay. That's not okay. That's not okay.'
> The comments have been shared thousands of times on social media platform TikTok.
> Ellie, who uses they/them pronouns, said: 'I'm so sorry for the loss of your rights.
> 'I'm so sorry that we have to treat you like a child, and I'm so sorry that you're going to die.
> 'That's not okay. That's not okay.

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-03-21T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The legacy of :marseyelliotrodger:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +2m +5 / -0
This is the best thing I've ever seen on this site

  KindaCray +1m +3 / -0
  :marseyagree:

Penny +2h +3 / -0
I legit don’t get it but I’m happy for u bb 🥳🥳

  KindaCray +42m +3 / -0
  :marseyblowkiss:aa

    Penny +12m +3 / -0
    :marseylove:a!!a!a! :marseylove:a!!

      KindaCray +28m +3 / -0
      :marseylove: :marseypenny: :marseylove:a! :marseypenny: :marseylove:a! :marseypenny: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-06-03T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Cope about transracialism in r/Transgender_Surgeries
URL: {REDDIT: r/Transgender_Surgeries i_am_a_trans_racial_individual_i_got_laser}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I am a trans racial individual. I got laser hair removal done on my whole body to make my skin appear more smooth and fairer. I am from India. I had to go through a lot of hardships to become a trans racial person. I had to get used to living in a new country. I had to get used to a new culture. I had to get used to a new language. I had to get used to a new religion. I had to get used to a new cuisine. I had to get used to a new climate. I had to get used to a new weather. I had to get used to a new time zone. I had to get used to a new currency. I had to get used to a new education system. I had to get used to a new healthcare system. I had to get used to a new legal system. I had to get used to a new political system. I had to get used to a new economic system. I had to get used to a new social system. I had to get used to a new cultural system. I had to get used to a new religious system. I had to get used to a new culinary system. I had to get used to a new climatic system. I had to get used to a new weather system. I had to get used to a new time zone system. I had to get used to a new currency system. I had to get used to a new education system. I had to get used to a new healthcare system. I had to get used to a new legal system. I had to get used to a new political system. I had to get used to a new economic system. I had to get used to a new social system. I had to get used to a new cultural system. I had to get used to a new religious system. I had to get used to a new culinary system. I had to get used to a new climatic system. I had to get used to a new weather system. I had to get used to a new time zone system. I had to get used

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-02-24T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/196 is doing an anti-Ukraine thread
URL: {REDDIT: r/196 rule}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> :marseyobey: [This is a rule against this type of content, and it will be enforced.]({REDDIT: r/196 rule}) :marseyobey:
> [It's very easy to say "I hope you guys die" in a comment. If you think it's funny, post a comment saying it. But I don't want to see that in the thread, because that's just mean. :marseyobey: ]({REDDIT: r/196 rule})
:marseyobey: [This is a rule against this type of content, and it will be enforced.]({REDDIT: r/196 rule})
[It's very easy to say "I hope you guys die" in a comment. If you think it's funny, post a comment saying it. But I don't want to see that in the thread, because that's just mean.]({REDDIT: r/196 rule})
---
> [I'm not a fan of war in general, but I don't support a government that's been oppressing their people for years. :marseyobey: ]({REDDIT: r/196 rule})
:marseyobey: [I'm not a fan of war in general, but I don't support a government that's been oppressing their people for years.]({REDDIT: r/196 rule})
---
> [If you don’t want to have an opinion on it that’s fine, but don’t pretend like you’re not an ignorant asshole. :marseyobey: ]({REDDIT: r/196 rule})
:marseyobey: [If you don't want to have an opinion on it that's fine, but don't pretend like you're not an ignorant asshole.]({REDDIT: r/196 rule})
---
> [I understand that the average 196 user probably doesn't understand what's going on and probably doesn't care, but let's try and keep the hate down please.]({RE

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-03-19T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/NonCredibleDefense continues their long running war against /r/CombatFootage with a few posts
URL: {REDDIT: r/NonCredibleDefense someone_should_just_send_the_hohols_a_bunch_of}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [r/combatfootage is a bit of a bitch, so I'm not sure if they'd appreciate this as much as we do.]({REDDIT: r/NonCredibleDefense someone_should_just_send_the_hohols_a_bunch_of})
:marseysmug:
> [I would be scared if I was a hohol. I have no idea what’s going to happen to them. I think it’s the most dangerous conflict in the world right now.]({REDDIT: r/NonCredibleDefense someone_should_just_send_the_hohols_a_bunch_of})
>> :marseydisagree: [Nah, the first few days of the Russian invasion of Ukraine was the most dangerous conflict in the world. The Ukrainians and Russians have found a way to fight that makes it boring and safe. Sure, you will have your occasional drone strike and a few mortar rounds, but that's about it.]({REDDIT: r/NonCredibleDefense someone_should_just_send_the_hohols_a_bunch_of})
>>> :marseyconfused: [I'm not sure if that's true. There are still a lot of Russians and Ukrainians who are getting killed every day. It's been 6 weeks now. I don't know what's going to happen next. It's a real war.]({REDDIT: r/NonCredibleDefense someone_should_just_send_the_hohols_a_bunch_of})
>>>> :marseydisagree: [I don't think it's a real war. It's like two groups of high school students fighting with rocks and sticks. There is no real war happening here. It's just a bunch of idiots fighting with sticks and rocks. I don't think it's a real war. It's just a bunch of idiots fighting with sticks and rocks.]({REDDIT: r/NonCredibleDefense someone_should_just_send_the_hohols_a_bunch_of})
>>>>>

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-06-21T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Internet historian :marseytinfoil2: gets called out for being a chud by a :marseytrain: but he still doesn't care :marseyshrug:
URL: {TWEET: InternetH}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [The guy who is trying to cancel you is a trans man who is a member of a transphobic right-wing organization and has a long history of harassing trans people]({TWEET: MTLayton})
:marseytrain: :marseymini:
> [I have no idea what this is about but I think you should continue to ignore this person.]({TWEET: InternetH})
>> [It's about an old video of you saying "the word", which he's been using to harass you. I'm also a trans man, and have been harassed by people who say the same word, so I know a bit about what it's like.]({TWEET: MTLayton})
>>> [I mean, he just said he doesn't care that people use the word, which is what I mean. I'm not trying to change his mind, I just think it's good that people know about this guy's history and that he's part of a transphobic organization. So that people know not to take him seriously.]({TWEET: MTLayton})
:marseythinkorino:
> [I mean, he just said he doesn't care that people use the word, which is what I mean. I'm not trying to change his mind, I just think it's good that people know about this guy's history and that he's part of a transphobic organization. So that people know not to take him seriously.]({TWEET: MTLayton})
:marseythinkorino:
> [I’m going to go out on a limb and say that this individual is a transphobe and I have no idea why you would want to defend them. I’m a trans man and I’ve been harassed by people who say the same word, so I know what it’s like. But I also know that you don’t have to defend them. You can just ignore them and they’ll go away.]({TWEET: InternetH})
>> [I'm not trying

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-01-24T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A Transphobic community manager is going to get fired (or already has) at a major gaming company
URL: {TWEET: CyberTrolling}
VOTES: +113 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Apparently a number of people have been contacting the company about this but I don't have a source for that. I just saw the community manager's post on twitter.
> [I am not in a position to comment on this. I have my own Twitter, and this is not my place to comment on this. But I hope for the best.]({TWEET: CyberTrolling})
So far there's a lot of seething and a few copes.
> [Glad to see people are standing up for themselves and not letting them abuse their position of power. This is a good start. I hope the rest of the community follows suit.]({TWEET: CyberTrolling})
>> [I hope they didn't abuse their position of power and just stood up for themselves. If that's the case, I hope the rest of the community follows suit.]({TWEET: CyberTrolling})
>>> [I can't believe you would say that. This is a serious matter and I hope the community manager gets the help they need.]({TWEET: CyberTrolling})
:#marseydisagree:
> [I'm not sure what you're trying to say here. If you're trying to say that the community manager is transphobic, then you're wrong. If you're trying to say that the community manager is being abused by the community, then you're right.]({TWEET: CyberTrolling})
> [I'm not sure what you're trying to say here. If you're trying to say that the community manager is transphobic, then you're wrong. If you're trying to say that the community manager is being abused by the community, then you're right.]({TWEET: CyberTrolling})
:#marseyconfused:
> [I'm not sure what you're trying to say here. If you're trying to say that the community manager is transphobic, then you're wrong. If you're trying to say that the community manager is being abused by the community, then you're right.]({TWEET: CyberTrolling})
> [I'm

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-08-24T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Checkmate, chuds
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The only problem is that this is the president of the UK.
COMMENTS:
KAT_B0T +1h +1 / -0
I’m not sure what the problem is here

  KindaCray +2m +2 / -0
  I think the problem is that the president of the UK doesn't have power to make laws.

    KAT_B0T +5m +1 / -0
    I’m not sure how that’s relevant, but it’s a good thing that they do it anyway.

      KindaCray +12m +2 / -0
      Good? :marseystonetoss:

        KAT_B0T +1h +1 / -0
        Yes, it’s empowering and an example of good leadership

          KindaCray +3m +2 / -0
          I'm not sure if you're trolling or not.

            KAT_B0T +14m +1 / -0
            No just stating my opinion

            BigBussyHunter +2m +1 / -0
            Why would you need to be a bussy busting autist to not understand the importance of empowering women to have power and control over men? :marseydisagree:

              KindaCray +17m +2 / -0
              :marseysnoo:

                BigBussyHunter +1m +1 / -0
                :marseysneed:

                  KindaCray +1m +1 / -0
                  :marseysnoo: :marseysneed: :marseysneed: :marseysneed: :marseysneed: :marseysneed: :marseysneed: :marseysneed: :marseysneed: :marseysneed: :marseysneed: :marseysneed: :marseysneed: :marseysneed: :marseysneed: :marseysneed: :marseysneed: :marseysneed: :marseysneed: :marseysneed: :marseys

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-03-09T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "How do you know if your dad is a pedo?" :marseythinkorino:
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice how_do_i_know_if_my_dad_is_a_pedophile}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [My dad has been accused of having sexual relationships with women in their 20s. I'm 27 and my dad is 50. I'm worried that he might be a pedophile. How can I tell if he is one? Please help.]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice how_do_i_know_if_my_dad_is_a_pedophile})
I don't think the age gap is that big :marseyshrug: but if you want to read through all of the comments that's fine
COMMENTS:
Pastel +1h +11 / -0
> 50 year old father of a 27 year old woman
:marseywoodchipper:

  Allende +4m +7 / -0
  There's something about that age gap that makes me want to murder them all.

K9 +1h +7 / -0
I’m 27 and my dad is 55. I’m worried that I might be a pedophile. How can I tell if I am one?

  KinoBushido +31m +4 / -0
  :marseyvan:

Dramamine +2h +5 / -0
>My dad has been accused of having sexual relationships with women in their 20s. I'm 27 and my dad is 50.
>accused of having sexual relationships with women
so he's a serial cheater? Does this make him a pedo?
>Do you have any proof??
>OP: He was in a relationship with a girl in her 20s. He was a teacher at the time. The girl is now in her 30s and she told me about it.
based pedo. And this is the only proof he needs to be a pedo. Great bait

  KindaCray +16h +2 / -0
  > great bait
  :marseyagree: :marseyoctopus

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-02-18T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: SRDine :marseysrdine: seethe :marseycanned: over the r/teachers :marseyreich: subreddit being brigaded by chuds :chudsey:
URL: {REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama the_top_post_on_rteachers_this_week_is_a_meme}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I'm sure that's the only reason, and not the fact that it's a parody of a very popular sub that was brigaded with anti-trans and anti-vaxx memes for weeks.]({REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama the_top_post_on_rteachers_this_week_is_a_meme})
:marseycope:
> [They've been brigaded to the point that a majority of their posts are brigading material.]({REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama the_top_post_on_rteachers_this_week_is_a_meme})
> [The only reason they're not banned is because the admins want to be able to show that some subs can survive brigading, and they need to keep a popular sub that's open to the public to prove that.]({REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama the_top_post_on_rteachers_this_week_is_a_meme})
:chadyes:
> [Also, they are still brigading it. There are hundreds of posts with no comments, and the subreddit is just a cesspool. But it's not banned yet, so it must be fine. ]({REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama the_top_post_on_rteachers_this_week_is_a_meme})
It's not brigading if they're just being ignored :marseyseethe:
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +50m +6 / -0
>But it's not brigading if they're just being ignored
:#marseyagree:
"Brigading" is when you downvote my post and don't reply to it.

  KindaCray +6m +3 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

Dramamine +1h +5 / -0
>And it's a meme that was upvoted to the top of the subreddit, so it's clearly something a lot of people agree with
This is literally the only point of view that

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-04-01T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to get around the grass award? :marseygrass:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not gonna do it. It's stupid. It's the stupidest thing that anyone's ever done. And I'm not gonna do it. No.
COMMENTS:
X +12m +14 / -0
<marquee direction=right scrollamount=20>:#marseygrass:</marquee>
<marquee direction=right scrollamount=20>:#!marseygrass:</marquee>
<marquee direction=right scrollamount=20>:#!marseygrass:</marquee>
<marquee direction=right scrollamount=20>:#!marseygrass:</marquee>
<marquee direction=right scrollamount=20>:#!marseygrass:</marquee>
<marquee direction=right scrollamount=20>:#!marseygrass:</marquee>
<marquee direction=right scrollamount=20>:#!marseygrass:</marquee>

  KindaCray +59s +11 / -0
  :marseylove:
  I just want to be able to post

  Wuzizname +1m +9 / -0
  :#marseyjam:

  cyberdick +1h +4 / -0
  I love the new grass, I thought it was a marsey

Wuzizname +4m +8 / -0
You can just go out into the yard and take a picture of the grass it’s not that hard. I’m not sure what the concern is.
:marseyshrug:

  KindaCray +3m +13 / -0
  > You can just go out into the yard and take a picture of the grass it's not that hard.
  I'm not gonna do it. It's stupid. It's the stupidest thing that anyone's ever done. And I'm not gonna do it. No.
  :marseyindignant:

    Wuzizname +1m +10 / -0
    I had a feeling you’d be like this.
    :marseysigh:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-01-14T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Do you think we should have more than one marsey for the gay community?"
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@Aevann @carpathianflorist @geese_suck @quadnarca @idio3
COMMENTS:
Aevann +1m +6 / -0
which marsey do u want replaced and why

  KindaCray +4m +4 / -0
  :marseyhomofascist:
  I think it's too long to type out

    Aevann +1m +6 / -0
    done

      KindaCray +4m +4 / -0
      :marseyhomofascist:

      ARNOLD_FRIEND +2h +2 / -0
      what did you change it to??

        Aevann +23h +3 / -0
        :marseylgbtflag:

          ARNOLD_FRIEND +2h +2 / -0
          thanks :marseylove:

      ARNOLD_FRIEND +2h +1 / -0
      what did you change it to??

    ARNOLD_FRIEND +2h +2 / -0
    its too long to type out and im lazy

  ARNOLD_FRIEND +2h +2 / -0
  :marseyhomofascist:
  it’s too long to type out and im lazy

    Aevann +23h +3 / -0
    done

      ARNOLD_FRIEND +2h +2 / -0
      thanks :marseylove:

    Aevann +2d +3 / -0
    done

      ARNOLD_FRIEND +1h +2 / -0
      thank you so much!

carpathianflorist +3m +4 / -0
:#marseyhomosupremacist:

geese_suck +1m +3 / -0
:#marseyhomofascist:

  KindaCray +4m +2 / -0
  :marseyhomofascist:
  I think it's too long to type out

    geese_suck +4m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-02-17T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Zoomers discuss how the US has fallen
URL: {REDDIT: r/GenZ this_generation_is_fucked}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I think it’s a mixture of a lot of things: social media, cheap entertainment (phones), less jobs, etc. If you think about it, we’re living through a time where people are more isolated than ever, and are being conditioned to be the way we are.]({REDDIT: r/GenZ this_generation_is_fucked})
>> [I feel like the biggest thing is that we’ve become a country of people who have no idea how to be human. We’ve lost all the things that made us human. We’ve lost our compassion. We’ve lost our empathy. We’ve lost our souls.]({REDDIT: r/GenZ this_generation_is_fucked})
>>> [I’ve never been able to relate to anyone. I’ve never had a close friend. I’ve never had a romantic relationship. I’ve never been in love. I’ve never been happy. I’ve never felt joy. I’ve never felt anything. I’ve never felt human.]({REDDIT: r/GenZ this_generation_is_fucked})
>>> [I’ve never been able to connect with anyone. I’ve never been able to relate to anyone. I’ve never been able to understand anyone. I’ve never been able to feel anything. I’ve never been able to do anything.]({REDDIT: r/GenZ this_generation_is_fucked})
>>> [I’ve never been able to connect with anyone. I’ve never been able to relate to anyone. I’ve never been able to understand anyone. I’ve never been able to feel anything. I’ve never been able to do anything.]({REDDIT: r/GenZ this_generation_is_fucked})
>>> [I’ve never been able to connect with anyone. I’ve never been able to relate to anyone. I’ve never been able to understand anyone. I’ve never been able to feel anything. I’ve never been able to do anything.]({REDDIT: r/GenZ this_generation_is_fucked})
>>> [I’ve never been able to connect with anyone. I’ve never been able to relate to anyone. I’ve never been able to understand anyone. I’ve never

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-03-22T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Someone at the Sharty got banned from the site for being too much of a chud
URL: https://archive.ph/yCv6Z
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> {IMG}
> {IMG}
> {IMG}
COMMENTS:
Hopalong_McGurk +10m +10 / -0
>Can't have women on the site
Why would you want that? The whole point of a shitposting website is to be able to post whatever dumb shit comes to mind without worrying about people getting offended.

  KindaCray +12m +9 / -0
  Because it's about being transphobic and transphobia is the number 1 sin on the site. They're doing the best they can.

    Hopalong_McGurk +1m +7 / -0
    That's just typical leftoid puritanism. The whole thing is retarded, but they're not going to like it when their own rules get applied to them.

      KindaCray +1m +4 / -0
      > they're not going to like it when their own rules get applied to them
      :marseyagree:
      > The whole thing is r-slurred, but they're not going to like it when their own rules get applied to them.
      :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

      Killthekaiser +5h +2 / -0
      the whole thing is retarded, but they're not going to like it when their own rules get applied to them.

    JannieJihad +38m +3 / -0
    >The whole point of a shitposting website is to be able to post whatever dumb shit comes to mind without worrying about people getting offended.
    I think this is the most important part of the chud's manifesto. If you have to be paranoid about not getting banned for posting what you think, you're doing something wrong. The only right way to use a forum is to ignore all the rules and whatever the mods say.

      KindaCray +1h +1 / -0
      :marseyagree:

  Killthekaiser +5h +1 / -0
  because its full

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-02-07T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Should I call the cops or just close the windows and go to bed?
URL: {REDDIT: r/SeattleWA man_in_neighborhood_is_having_sex_with_his}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I would recommend this person call the cops. I have had neighbors have sex. It was too close to my apartment and I felt unsafe. The police were kind and respectful and showed up quickly.
> I'm so sorry you're going through this. I would call the police and see if they'll come out and talk to him. He may not know that he's doing anything wrong. There are other people in the neighborhood who have reported this too. I'm sorry that you have to deal with this.
> You should call the police. If this is happening at night, you should close the windows and curtains.
> I've reported it before. They said they had nothing to do with it. I'm afraid to call again because I'm afraid they'll do something to me.
> I would call the police and report it.
> I'm so sorry you're going through this. I would call the police and see if they'll come out and talk to him. He may not know that he's doing anything wrong. There are other people in the neighborhood who have reported this too. I'm sorry that you have to deal with this.
> I would call the police. I have called the police before and they showed up. They said they had nothing to do with it.
> I would call the police. I have called the police before and they showed up. They said they had nothing to do with it.
> I would call the police. I have called the police before and they showed up. They said they had nothing to do with it.
> I would call the police. I have called the police before and they showed up. They said they had nothing to do with it.
> I would call the police. I have called the police before and they showed up. They said they had nothing to do with it.
> I would call the police. I have called the police before and they showed up. They said they had nothing to do with it.
> I would call the police. I have called the police before and they showed up. They said they had nothing to do with it.
> I would call

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-07-15T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
KindaCray +1m +4 / -0
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  KindaCray +2m +4 / -0
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    KindaCray +1m +5 / -0
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            KindaCray +3m +4 / -0
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    KindaCray +3m +4 / -0
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      KindaCray +2m +4 / -0
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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-06-09T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyautism: Drama in /r/autism as a user posts a :marseylongpost: about how "actual" autists don't like autists with normal social skills
URL: {REDDIT: r/autism autistic_people_who_are_good_at_socializing_are}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but the fact that you think you're in a position to tell me that I'm not autistic is fucking insulting and I fucking hate you.]({REDDIT: r/autism autistic_people_who_are_good_at_socializing_are})
:marseyxd:
> [I'm a highly autistic male who has a social group of 20+ people (all of whom are aware of my autism and know that I'm a bit clumsy and r-slurred in a lot of ways) and a very large group of acquaintances (who are mostly unaware of my autism).]({REDDIT: r/autism autistic_people_who_are_good_at_socializing_are})
> [I'm a person who is regularly invited to parties and other social events and I am regularly invited to go on holidays with other people.]({REDDIT: r/autism autistic_people_who_are_good_at_socializing_are})
> [I have friends who are aware of my autism and friends who are not aware of my autism, I have friends who are neurotypical and friends who are autistic, I have friends who are disabled and friends who are not disabled, I have friends who are cis and friends who are trans, I have friends who are queer and friends who are cis-straight, I have friends who are religious and friends who are atheist, I have friends who are conservative and friends who are liberal.]({REDDIT: r/autism autistic_people_who_are_good_at_socializing_are})
> [I have a lot of friends and I have a lot of social interactions with people outside of my friend group.]({REDDIT: r/autism autistic_people_who_are_good_at_socializing_are})
> [I have a lot of social interactions with people in a lot of different settings and I have a lot of different kinds of friends.]({REDDIT: r/autism autistic_people_who_are

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-08-18T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseypedo: "WTF I'm a pedophile" :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/conspiracy wtf_im_a_pedophile}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
STAN_ARTMS +16m +14 / -0
> [I had a pedophile former step dad. He was 10 years older than me. I was 11 when I started dating him, then 12 when we had sex. My mom was okay with it, so I guess he was a good man? I never thought of him as a pedophile.]({REDDIT: r/conspiracy wtf_im_a_pedophile})
:#marseydespair:

  KindaCray +10m +11 / -0
  > I am 35 now. I can still see myself as a kid and see him as a young man. I still have a crush on him. I haven't seen him in 18 years. I'm not sure if he has ever considered me a woman, or he is still thinking of me as a kid. I hope he is happy. I wish I could have a relationship with him. He is the only man I've ever been with. I always wonder what would have happened if my mom hadn't met him. I wonder if he is still thinking of me. I wonder if he would still be interested in me. I wonder if he would still want to have sex with me. I wonder if he would still want to date me. I wonder if he would still want to be with me. I wonder if he would still want to be my step dad. I wonder if he would still want to be my dad. I wonder if he would still want to be my step dad. I wonder if he would still want to be my dad. I wonder if he would still want to be my step dad. I wonder if he would still want to be my dad. I wonder if he would still want to be my step dad. I wonder if he would still want to be my dad. I wonder if he would still want to be my step dad. I wonder if he would still want to be my dad.
  > I wonder if he would still want to be my

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-07-05T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Should I start another hole for art?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been drawing recently and was thinking of starting a hole to post in. The hole would be called /h/art and would be for anything related to art. This includes, but is not limited to, memes, drawings, and videos. There would be no restrictions on what can be posted, except for no low quality shit. I don't think that a hole for art would be a very large hole, but it would be nice to have one.
COMMENTS:
texthere +4m +3 / -0
I think it would be a good idea, but only if you're also going to post regularly in it

  KindaCray +4m +2 / -0
  I will do that. I already have a couple things that I can post in it.

    texthere +2m +2 / -0
    I can give you 1k dc if you wanna make it, or I'll donate later on when I can

      KindaCray +1m +2 / -0
      I can do it for 1k. I'll do it once I get my drawing tablet though. I'm doing it from my phone now.

        texthere +3m +2 / -0
        No problem! I'll give you the dc as soon as you make it, and I can mod you if you want

          KindaCray +1m +2 / -0
          I'll make it tomorrow or the next day. I need to sleep now. I'll let you know when I do.

            texthere +5m +2 / -0
            Sounds good! I'll be asleep too so no worries

  texthere +3m +2 / -0
  Also, no low quality shit means no shitty memes or bad art. Nothing is banned, but the hole should be kept to higher quality content. Just my 2 cents

    texthere +4m +2 / -0
    Also, I'll be the best mod ever

      KindaCray +1m +3 / -0
      The only mods would be you and me. We can decide together what counts as low quality.

        texthere +4

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-02-13T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: White people are not human
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The first person to write this was a white man and a white man wrote this post.
COMMENTS:
what +4m +1 / -0
MDEfugees OUT!.

  KindaCray +2m +2 / -0
  MDEfugees OUT!cout...ou

    what +1m +1 / -0
    That's not funny, just like you.

      KindaCray +1m +2 / -0
      I'm not funny either but that doesn't mean I'm not human..ou

        what +2m +1 / -0
        I'm going to give you a break on this one and give you a free marsey award. But you should know that you are very unfunny.

          KindaCray +5m +1 / -0
          Thank you! :marseyblowkiss:.ou

            what +5m +1 / -0
            :marseylove:

  Aevann +2h +1 / -0
  do u want mdefugee ban

    what +1h +1 / -0
    No..ou

      Aevann +16m +1 / -0
      ok :marseythumbsup:

  Aevann +2h +1 / -0
  do u want mdefugee ban

    what +1h +1 / -0
    No.ou

      Aevann +16m +1 / -0
      ok :marseythumbsup:

        what +1h +1 / -0
        I don't want to be a MDEfugee because MDEfugees are subhuman.ou

          Aevann +23m +1 / -0
          ok :marseythumbsup:

            what +2h +1 / -0
            I don't want to be a MDEfugee because MDEfugees are subhuman.ou

              Aevann +1m +1 / -0
              ok :marse

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-02-16T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Non-drama] The "I'm not racist, but..." meme gets posted on /r/NoStupidQuestions
URL: {REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions how_do_people_feel_about_the_i_am_not_racist_but}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I’m not racist, but I think a lot of people who say this are actually racist. I’m not saying that this phrase always means someone is racist, but I am saying that when someone says this, you should ask them what they mean by it. If they say something that is racist, then they are racist. If they say something that is not racist, then they are not racist.]({REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions how_do_people_feel_about_the_i_am_not_racist_but})
:#marseyagree:
> [I'm not racist, but I think everyone who says this is racist]({REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions how_do_people_feel_about_the_i_am_not_racist_but})
:#marseyagreefast:
> [I'm not racist, but I'm sure as hell not going to be around to find out]({REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions how_do_people_feel_about_the_i_am_not_racist_but})
:#marseyagree:
> [I'm not racist, but...]({REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions how_do_people_feel_about_the_i_am_not_racist_but})
:#marseyagree:
> [I'm not racist, but I'm pretty sure I'd have a hard time saying someone is a good person if they did that]({REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions how_do_people_feel_about_the_i_am_not_racist_but})
:#marseyagree:
> [I'm not racist, but I wouldn't trust them with my kids]({REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions how_do_people_feel_about_the_i_am_not_racist_but})
:#marseyagree:
> [I'm not racist, but I wouldn't trust them with my kids]({REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions how_do_people_feel_about_the_i_am_not_racist_but})
:#marseyagree:
COMMENTS:
peepe

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-01-21T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycanned: :marseywholesome: :marseycanned: :marseywholesome: :marseycanned: :marseywholesome:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +3m +3 / -0
>One of the most powerful and largest species of canid
Canids are just big dogs, you're just a dog.

  KindaCray +5m +3 / -0
  :marseytrans:

  dog_eated_wasp +3h +2 / -0
  Yeah but dogs are fucking annoying and whales are the best.

    Saint_Nicholas +4h +2 / -0
    Wrong. Dolphins are the best.

      dog_eated_wasp +1h +2 / -0
      Dolphins are just whales without the fat. They are also transgressive and queer.

        Saint_Nicholas +2m +1 / -0
        Whales are also transgressive and queer. They are the super straight of the ocean.

          dog_eated_wasp +3m +2 / -0
          Whales are gay, they fuck their own kind. Dolphins fuck other species. Dolphins are the straightest.

            Saint_Nicholas +2m +1 / -0
            Whales are the most straight. Dolphins are the most gay. Orca whales are the most based and redpilled.

              dog_eated_wasp +1m +2 / -0
              I agree, but dolphins are super gay. Whales are gay. Orcas are based and redpilled.

                Saint_Nicholas +1m +1 / -0
                Whales are the most straight, dolphins are the most gay, orcas are the most based and redpilled.

                  dog_eated_wasp +5m +2 / -0
                  Yes, yes, whales are most straight, dolphins are most gay, and orcas are most based and redpilled.

                    Saint_Nicholas +1m +1 / -0
                    Whales are the most straight, dolphins are the most gay, and orcas are the most based and redpilled.

                      dog

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-07-22T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywall: :marseyraging:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_husband_called_me_an_ugly_woman_last_night}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm 36, my husband is 41. I'm not a super attractive woman but I'm not a hideous one either. I look very different in pictures than in person and my husband knows that. We've been together 10 years and married for 4.
> Last night, we were having a conversation about how I've always had a great body and how much he's always loved that. Then he said something along the lines of "I don't think you've always looked good, you've always been pretty, but you've always been pretty, not super attractive." I was shocked and heartbroken. I've never looked like I was super attractive, but I'm not ugly either. I've always been average. I'm also not sure why he felt the need to say this. We were having a nice conversation and then he just went off on me. I don't know if I should just drop it or if I should ask him to explain himself. I'm just so hurt and confused.
> Edit: I don't want to go into too much detail but I have had body issues my entire life. I have a lot of insecurities about my body and how I look. I have a lot of insecurities about how I look in person because I know I don't look like I do in pictures. I have a lot of insecurities about how I look in person because I know I don't look like I do in pictures. I have a lot of insecurities about how I look in person because I know I don't look like I do in pictures. I have a lot of insecurities about how I look in person because I know I don't look like I do in pictures. I have a lot of insecurities about how I look in person because I know I don't look like I do in pictures. I have a lot of insecurities about how I look in person because I know I don't look like I do in pictures.
> Edit 2: I also want to add that I'm not sure if I should bring this up to him

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-06-23T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteconfederacy: The Gay South :!marseysaluteconfederacy:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This was in response to the "Gay North" video. The two are very similar in style.
The Gay North:
{YOUTUBE}
COMMENTS:
Jimbo_B_Beterson +13m +4 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

GT +12m +3 / -0
Is this the gay south that was singing about how they wish they could be straight

  KindaCray +3m +4 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  911roofer +37m +1 / -0
  Yes.

911roofer +49m +2 / -0
I love it when they give the chuds an L.

  KindaCray +10m +2 / -0
  I love it too. It's got a lot of the same characteristics as the "Gay North" video.
  :marseyhomofascist:ies
  :marseyhomofascist:omosexuals
  :marseyhomofascist:ight representation
  :marseyhomofascist:uck busters
  :marseyhomofascist:eddy Miller

    911roofer +1m +2 / -0
    The Gay North is better.ies
  :marseyhomofascist:omosexuals
  :marseyhomofascist:ight representation
  :marseyhomofascist:uck busters
  :marseyhomofascist:eddy Milleries
  :marseyhomofascist:omosexuals
  :marseyhomofascist:ight representation
  :marseyhomofascist:uck busters
  :marseyhomofascist:eddy Miller

      KindaCray +1h +2 / -0
      It's better.ies
  :marseyhomofascist:omosexuals
  :marseyhom

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-06-08T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/AskReddit: Which of the following is the most likely to get you shot? :marseyeric: or :marseytrain:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit which_of_the_following_is_the_most_likely_to_get}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I've been getting messages from men who are angry that I'm not interested in them because I'm gay, and I'm starting to wonder if maybe I should just say I'm straight. I don't want to be a misogynist, but at the same time I don't want to be around these guys who are angry at me for not wanting to have sex with them. Should I just say I'm straight?]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit comment})
>> OP: [I'm not sure what you mean by "misogynist". If you mean that you don't want to have sex with men because you don't like them, then that's not misogyny. If you mean that you don't want to have sex with men because you don't like women, then that is misogyny.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit comment})
:marseyconfused:
> [I have a friend who is a black woman and she has been getting a lot of hate from white men recently. She says that they are always telling her that she is ugly and that she should go back to Africa. She is a very beautiful woman and she is very smart. She is also very kind and caring. She is a good friend and I love her very much. I don't know what to do to help her. She says that she doesn't want to be racist, but she is getting so much hate from white men that she is starting to feel like she is racist. She says that she doesn't want to be racist, but she is starting to feel like she is racist. She says that she doesn't want to be racist, but she is starting to feel like she is racist. She says that she doesn't want to be racist, but she is starting to feel like she is racist.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit comment})
>> OP: [I would suggest that she find a therapist who specializes in racism and work through her feelings of being racist. She should also try to find

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-05-20T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Furry mod of r/196 banned, post sneeding
URL: {REDDIT: r/196 rule34_sub_mods_are_under_fire}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
S +4m +12 / -0
>9000 updoots
:#marseybluecheck:

  KindaCray +2m +5 / -0
  > [removed]
  :marseyjanny2: :marseysad:

    S +2m +6 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases:

  KindaCray +3m +2 / -0
  [Removed]
  {IMG}

    S +4m +3 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases:

      KindaCray +10m +3 / -0
      I'm retarded :marseyretard2: and forgot how it works. It only shows removed comments for mods and people who are subscribed to the sub.

        S +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseymanysuchcases:

KindaCray +1m +3 / -0
[This](https://www.unddit.com/r/196/comments/ub54ag/rule34_sub_mods_are_under_fire/) is the actual thread since I guess the reddit jannies are on the case.

  KindaCray +12m +4 / -0
  [Unddit](https://www.unddit.com/r/196/comments/ub54ag/rule34_sub_mods_are_under_fire/) is actually still working so that's cool.

    S +12m +3 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases:

      KindaCray +4m +1 / -0
      [Removed]
      :marseyjanny2: :marseysad:

    S +12m +2 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases:

      KindaCray +4m +1 / -0
      [Removed]
      :marseyjanny2: :

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-02-27T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/byebyejob
URL: {REDDIT: r/byebyejob the_owner_of_this_restaurant_got_fired_for}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KindaCray +21m +4 / -0
Not many comments but it's a pretty good post. The only thing that makes me laugh is the idea of getting fired for refusing to wear a mask in a restaurant. :marseylaugh:

  FearOfBees +34m +3 / -0
  You can't smoke in restaurants anymore, why can't I wear a mask?

    KindaCray +15m +1 / -0
    Smoking is bad. Wearing a mask is good.

      FearOfBees +1h +1 / -0
      Smoking is good tho

H +1h +1 / -0
I'd love to see the reaction of the people in that thread if they found out he was a landlord.

  KindaCray +5m +1 / -0
  You think he's a landlord? He's got a bunch of properties and a bunch of employees. I'm not sure why you'd think he's not a landlord.

    H +2m +1 / -0
    I don't know, but I'm assuming he's a landlord.

      KindaCray +4m +1 / -0
      I don't think he's a landlord. I think he's a property manager. There's a difference between the two.

        H +1m +1 / -0
        Maybe, but I'm going with landlord because it's more fun to assume that's what he is.

          KindaCray +5m +1 / -0
          But he's not a landlord. He's a property manager. There's a difference between the two.

            H +1m +1 / -0
            Ok, but I'm going with landlord because it's more fun to assume that's what he is. 😂

              KindaCray +10m +1 / -0
              Ok, but he's not a landlord. He's a property manager. There's a difference between the two.

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2023-06-15T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseypirate2: :marseyshooting: :marseycapychad3: :marseycapycarp: :marseycarp3: :marseycarphug: :marseycarphug2: :marseycarpboobs: :marseycarphug2: :marseycarphug: :marseycarp3: :marseycapycarp: :marseycapychad3: :marseyshooting: :marseypirate2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +11m +5 / -0
I’m gonna have to ask you to submit this. You’ll get 200 dramacoin for it.
Trans lives matter

  KindaCray +1m +3 / -0
  I did. There's just not much traffic on that hole so it's hard to find.

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +47s +3 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:
    Trans lives matter

      KindaCray +1m +2 / -0
      :marseycheerup: It's okay. I'm sure people will find it eventually.

        Nixoncrats_for_trump +43s +2 / -0
        I’ll pin it
        Trans lives matter

          KindaCray +2m +2 / -0
          :marseyhearts:

KindaCray +1m +3 / -0
@Aevann @carpathianflorist @mccoxmaul @twolargesnakesmating
Could you pin this? It took a lot of effort.

  Aevann +13m +3 / -0
  king shit

    KindaCray +6m +2 / -0
    :marseycapylove:

  carpathianflorist +10m +2 / -0
  It’s pinned king

    KindaCray +6m +2 / -0
    :marseyhearts:

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-02-14T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Happy Valentine's Day
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Here's the original.](https://www.reddit.com/r/SelfieSaturday/comments/6j52e1/throwback_to_my_best_selfie/)
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +7 / -0
:marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:
lol what the fuck is this?

  KindaCray +1m +4 / -0
  I know. I didn't believe it was real. :marseyconfused:

    BigBussyHunter +2m +5 / -0
    :marseyspecial: :marseybrainlet: :marseygigaretard: :marseysmugretard: :marseyretard: :marseystroke: :marseyretard2: :marseyautism: :marseywhirlyhat: :marseyretard3: :marseydunce: :marseyawardretard:
    We have a Marsey for every occasion!

      KindaCray +4m +3 / -0
      I was thinking of :marseyautism: and :marseyretard3:

        BigBussyHunter +1m +4 / -0
        :marseyautism: :marseyretard3: :marseyclapping:

Klenn_and_Back_Again +37m +2 / -0
I love that the chin is bigger than the face

  KindaCray +1h +1 / -0
  :marseychonker2:

Saint_Nicholas +1h +2 / -0
Bardfinn

MarseyIsMyWaifu +1h +2 / -0
This is my favorite picture of all time

  KindaCray +48m +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +11m +2 / -0
    Are you actually a chadlet or are you just pretending to be one? And if you're pretending to be

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-07-22T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseycantsneed: :!marseyblack: :!marseyblack: :!marseyblack: :marseyblack:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#!marseyblack: :#marseyblack: :#!marseyblack: :#marseyblack: :#!marseyblack: :#marseyblack: :#!marseyblack: :#marseyblack: :#!marseyblack: :#marseyblack: :#!marseyblack: :#marseyblack: :#!marseyblack: :#marseyblack: :#!marseyblack: :#marseyblack: :#!marseyblack: :#marseyblack:
COMMENTS:
prrk2 +1h +5 / -0
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KindaCray +26s +4 / -0
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  KindaCray +2m +4 / -0
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    KindaCray +1m +3 / -0
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      KindaCray +1m +3 / -0
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        KindaCray +34s +3 / -0
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          KindaCray +1m +3 / -0
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            KindaCray +1m +3 / -0
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              KindaCray +22s +3 / -0
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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-07-18T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Sort of Dramatic] :marseybong: Trains break down on the way to a pride parade
URL: {REDDIT: r/ukpolitics pride_parade_trains_break_down}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [The people responsible for the event have been criticised for the way it was organised. The event was organised by the LGBT charity Stonewall, and the event was organised by a private company who have a history of poor customer service. The event was also organised by a company that has been criticised for its use of child drag performers.]({REDDIT: r/ukpolitics pride_parade_trains_break_down})
>> [I don't know anything about this company. The only thing I'm interested in is that Stonewall is involved. I know Stonewall's reputation in this country has taken a hit recently. I'm not sure what they're doing, but I'm not interested in giving them any money. I'm not interested in giving them any money.]({REDDIT: r/ukpolitics pride_parade_trains_break_down})
>>> [No idea what you're on about, stonewall is a great charity and they've done a lot of good work. I'm not sure what you're referring to when you say "recently" but they've always been a great charity.]({REDDIT: r/ukpolitics pride_parade_trains_break_down})
>>>> [I'm not sure what you're on about, stonewall is a great charity and they've done a lot of good work. I'm not sure what you're referring to when you say "recently" but they've always been a great charity.]({REDDIT: r/ukpolitics pride_parade_trains_break_down})
>>>>> [If they've done a lot of good work, then why are they being criticised? If they've always been a great charity, then why are they being criticised? If they've done a lot of good work, then why are they being criticised?]({REDDIT: r/ukpolitics pride_parade_trains_break_down})
:#marseyhmm:
> [It was a private company who organised it, and they've been criticised for the way they've organised it. I don't know

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-06-23T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfrozenchosen: :marseytrad: is a :marseytrain2: who got :marseytrain:ed :marseytrain:ing
URL: {REDDIT: r/ftm dating_as_a_trans_man}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I've been on hrt for 3 years, I'm 22. I have a few friends who are ftm and they have no problem finding dates and getting sex. I have some trouble with finding dates but I've had a few guys hit on me and I'm only interested in guys who are cis, not trans, so I'm not sure what to do.
> I'm open to any advice that I can get, I'm struggling to get my own place so I have to live at home which I hate because it's so difficult to be open about who I am. I have 4 siblings, two of whom are trans, one of them is ftm and the other is non binary. I don't know if that has anything to do with it but I'm curious.
> I don't know if this is relevant but I'm autistic and I don't know if that has anything to do with it.
> I also have a really bad case of dysphoria when it comes to my body. I have a big belly and I don't know how to get rid of it without surgery.
> I'm really worried that I'm just a freak that no one wants to date, but I've had some guys hit on me before so I'm not sure if that's the case. I've heard that cis men like trans men more than trans women so I'm not sure if that's the case with me.
> I'm not sure what to do, I'm really worried that I'm just a freak that no one wants to date. I'm really worried that I'm just a freak that no one wants to date.
> I don't know what to do, I'm really worried that I'm just a freak that no one wants to date. I'm really worried that I'm just a freak that no one wants to date.
> I don't know what to do, I'm really worried that I'm just a freak that no one wants to date. I'm really worried that I'm

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-06-19T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseypikachu: :marseysheepdog: :marseymini:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseypikachu2::#marseytrans:
COMMENTS: N/A be bothered to respond even be bothered to upvote you
COMMENTS:
Sylveon +1h +2 / -0
{IMG} be bothered to respond to this either, you deserve it for being a transphobe and a dogfucker be bothered to upvote you for even making this post. be bothered to respond to this either, you deserve it for being a transphobe and a dogfucker

  KindaCray +4m +2 / -0
  :marseytranspat: :marseypikachu2pat:
  :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast:
  :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast:

    Sylveon +5m +2 / -0
    {IMG} :#marseytrans: :#marseypikachu2:
    :#marseyagreefast: :#marseyagreefast: :#marseyagreefast: :#marseyagreefast: :#marseyagreefast:

      KindaCray +5m +2 / -0
      :marseytranspat: :marseypikachu2pat:
      :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast:
      :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast:

        Sylveon +10m +2 / -0
        {IMG} :#marseytrans: :#marseypikachu2:
        :#marseyagreefast: :#marsey

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-07-02T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Twitter may not be as bad as the Internet, but it is still a cesspool of harassment, bigotry, and misinformation.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +31 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseysnoo:
COMMENTS:
GT +3m +17 / -0
You're telling me a site that allows trains to be who they really are is a cesspool of bigotry

  KindaCray +3m +7 / -0
  :marseytrain:

    GT +4m +8 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases:

ForgotMyPasswordAgain +23m +12 / -0
I have more respect for the people that spend all day on twitter than the people that spend all day on reddit

  KindaCray +1h +5 / -0
  I just like to make shit up. :marseyagree:

    Dramacel +10h +3 / -0
    :#marseybased:
    :#marseykingcrown:

  Dramacel +11h +3 / -0
  It's easy to forget, but people who use twitter are still people who have a life outside of the internet. They might be retarded, but they're not NEETs

GooooooldMember +12m +8 / -0
I mean yeah but that's the whole point of the sitey
Not like it was ever meant to be a serious discussion board

  KindaCray +1m +6 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

  Cream_a_da_crop +1h +4 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

  Dramacel +11h +2 / -0
  I mean afaik that's what it was originally meant to be, but then it got flooded by bluechecks and now they're all seething

    GooooooldMember +3h +2 / -0
    I mean i guess if you want a serious discussion board you should go to a forum or subreddits

      Dramacel +4m +1 / -0
      or rdrama
      :#marseyjam: :#marseyexcited

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-09-21T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/SluttyConfessions gets a visit from the :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/SluttyConfessions to_everyone_who_wants_to_talk_about_my_post_and}
VOTES: +65 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I see people posting their comments about how "I'm not a real whore" and other such nonsense. Please, please, please stop it. This is a safe space and I don't want to be reminded of how being a sex worker is not accepted in society. I'm happy I'm a sex worker and I'm proud of it. I'm not ashamed of what I do.
> I don't want to get into a debate about how "sex work is real work" and other such nonsense. I'm not here to educate anyone. If you want to learn more about sex work, go to a sex worker's blog or something. I don't want to be reminded of how being a sex worker is not accepted in society.
> I don't want to be reminded of how being a sex worker is not accepted in society. I don't want to be reminded of how being a sex worker is not accepted in society. I don't want to be reminded of how being a sex worker is not accepted in society.
> I don't want to be reminded of how being a sex worker is not accepted in society. I don't want to be reminded of how being a sex worker is not accepted in society.
> I don't want to be reminded of how being a sex worker is not accepted in society. I don't want to be reminded of how being a sex worker is not accepted in society.
> I don't want to be reminded of how being a sex worker is not accepted in society. I don't want to be reminded of how being a sex worker is not accepted in society.
> I don't want to be reminded of how being a sex worker is not accepted in society. I don't want to be reminded of how being a sex worker is not accepted in society.
> I don't want to be reminded of how being a sex worker is not accepted in society. I don't want to be reminded of how being a sex worker is not accepted in society.
> I don't want to be reminded of how being a sex worker is not accepted in

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-07-04T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyauthright: "I need a few good men" :marseytrans2: "here you go"
URL: {REDDIT: r/4chan anon_makes_a_tradwife_post}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I don't understand how this is a joke. I'm a gay guy, I've been married 11 years, and I understand the concept of a wife. If you want to be a wife, you need to be a wife. It's not a hard concept.]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_makes_a_tradwife_post})
>> [I don't understand how you are a gay guy and married.]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_makes_a_tradwife_post})
>>> [I'm not gay, I'm bi.]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_makes_a_tradwife_post})
>>>> [I didn't know that was a thing. How do you know you're bi?]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_makes_a_tradwife_post})
>>>>> [I've never been attracted to a woman and have never wanted to be with a woman, but I have been attracted to men and have wanted to be with men. That makes me bi.]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_makes_a_tradwife_post})
>>>>>> [But you're married to a man.]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_makes_a_tradwife_post})
>>>>>>> [I'm married to a man. That's what marriage is. That's what being married is. There's no gender requirement to be married. It's just two people.]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_makes_a_tradwife_post})
>>>>>>>> [So you're bi. But you have a wife. So you're not bi.]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_makes_a_tradwife_post})
>>>>>>>>> [I'm bi. I'm not bi. I'm bi.]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_makes_a_tradwife_post})
>>>>>>>>>> [You're not bi if you're married to a man.]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_makes_a_tradwife_post})

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-08-11T02Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseyautism: Autistic girl does autistic things. Redditors are not happy. :marseymad:
URL: {REDDIT: r/autism girl_does_autistic_things}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Shreddedmanlet +18m +19 / -0
That’s honestly a really cute autistic girl.
:marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism:
I want to be an autistic girl’s dad, smdh.

  KindaCray +3m +10 / -0
  I'm sure you would be a great father to your son.

    Shreddedmanlet +1m +10 / -0
    :marseyblush:

  Dramacel +3h +6 / -0
  lol

  YourMom +4h +5 / -0
  This is what an autistic girl looks like, not a 500 pound man with a dog collar

Sammael-Beliol +2m +11 / -0
Bitch is whiter than a ghost
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  ThousandBestLives +11m +8 / -0
  :#marseyextinction:

    Sammael-Beliol +4m +4 / -0
    :marseyblowkiss:

  KindaCray +1m +6 / -0
  :marseygeisha:

    Sammael-Beliol +10m +6 / -0
    :marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd:
    {IMG}

      ThousandBestLives +1m +6 / -0
      :#marseysneed:

        Sammael-Beliol +2m +4 / -0
        You're all pathetic. I'm the only one posting pics of myself here.

          ThousandBestLives +2m +8 / -0
          :#marseycope:

            Sammael-Beliol +2m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              ThousandBestLives +1m +4 / -

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-07-27T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Pedo :marseypedo: breaks the law by not being a pedo. :marseywoodchipper2: :marseywoodchipper2: :marseywoodchipper2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/LeopardsAteMyFace i_19m_had_a_girl_17m_over_aged_me_to_have_sex}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I (19M) had a girl (17M) over aged me to have sex. I was too scared to tell my parents. She turned out to be a pedo
> So like 3 weeks ago I got with this girl from my school. She is 17 and I'm 19. When we first started talking we were both 17. We started talking, flirting, and eventually we started doing the stuff. I had always been scared to tell my parents about it because they're religious and I didn't want them to disown me. I eventually told her that I was scared to tell my parents and she told me that she was scared to tell her parents too because she's afraid her parents will disown her and she doesn't want that to happen. We then continued to do the stuff. I eventually found out that she was actually 18 and I was 19. I then felt a little bad for her and told her that I would tell my parents but I didn't because I didn't want them to disown me. I eventually found out that she was 16 and I was 19. I felt even worse for her and told her that I would tell my parents but I didn't. I eventually found out that she was 15 and I was 19. I felt even worse for her and told her that I would tell my parents but I didn't. I eventually found out that she was 14 and I was 19. I felt even worse for her and told her that I would tell my parents but I didn't. I eventually found out that she was 13 and I was 19. I felt even worse for her and told her that I would tell my parents but I didn't. I eventually found out that she was 12 and I was 19

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-02-17T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/NoahGetTheBoat: Israel has been placed on notice. The mask has been removed.
URL: {REDDIT: r/NoahGetTheBoat israel_has_been_placed_on_notice_the_mask_has}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant:
COMMENTS:
BasedRetard +21m +6 / -0
>Now is the time for Iran to strike.
Nooooo you can't just attack us back nooooooo
:marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant:

Cringeonthefringe +36m +5 / -0
>Iran is basically a puppet state of the US, it's an American client state.
>Iran is a country that has been systematically isolated by the US for over 40 years. It's a country that has been sanctioned to the point of economic collapse. It's a country that has been denied access to the international financial system. It's a country that has been denied access to the international trade system. It's a country that has been denied access to the international investment system. It's a country that has been denied access to the international technology system. It's a country that has been denied access to the international education system. It's a country that has been denied access to the international tourism system. It's a country that has been denied access to the international transportation system. It's a country that has been denied access to the international communication system. It's a country that has been denied access to the international information system. It's a country that has been denied access to the international entertainment system. It's a country that has been denied access to the international sports system. It's a country that has been denied access to the international health system. It's a country that has been denied access to the international humanitarian system. It's a country that has been denied access to the international scientific system. It's a country that has been denied access to the international cultural system. It's a country that has been denied access to the international legal system. It's a country that has been denied access to the international diplomatic system. It's a country that has been denied access to the international political system. It's a country that has

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-03-03T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/NoNewNormal users discuss whether the vaccine is real or not
URL: {REDDIT: r/NoNewNormal new_sciencenews_article_stating_that_mrna}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
**New ScienceNews article stating that mRNA vaccines are not real**
https://www.science.org/content/article/the-mrna-vaccines-are-not-real-mrna
As many of you know, ScienceNews is a prestigious publication. They are part of the Society of Science, which also publishes the magazine *Science*. There is no greater authority in science than ScienceNews.
This article is by a journalist named *Sergei Semyonov*, who has been writing for the publication for a few years. But why is he suddenly writing an article about how mRNA vaccines are not real?
The answer is simple. He is not a journalist. He is a Russian agent.
This is not his first time writing for ScienceNews. He has written a [previous article](https://www.science.org/content/article/5-questions-covid-19-vaccines-1) in which he claims that the vaccines are not effective. In this article, he [claims](https://www.science.org/content/article/5-questions-covid-19-vaccines-1) that the vaccines are not effective because they do not contain the spike protein.
In this new article, he claims that the vaccines are not real mRNA vaccines because they do not contain the mRNA sequence that codes for the spike protein. He claims that the vaccines are actually just a "mixture of lipids, salts, and other chemicals".
This is not a new claim. There have been [multiple articles](https://www.science.org/content/article/5-questions-covid-19-vaccines-1) written by the same author claiming that the vaccines are not real. In [this article](https://www.science.org/content/article/5-questions-covid-19-vaccines-1), he claims that the vaccines are not real because they do not contain the spike protein.
In [this article](https://www.science.org/content/article/5-questions-covid-19-vaccines-1), he claims that the vaccines are not real because they do not contain the spike protein.
In [

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-05-21T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not Drama] Reddit Moment
URL: {REDDIT: r/aww this_is_the_cutest_thing_i_have_ever_seen}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm pretty sure this is a troll post but the comments are pretty funny. Some of them are pretty good too.
> [Hey man! Your post made me have a big laugh, thanks! I'll be sure to give you a follow! Good luck, I hope you have a good day!]({REDDIT: r/aww this_is_the_cutest_thing_i_have_ever_seen})
>> You too! I hope you have a great day!
:#marseyxd:
> [Not gonna lie, I thought it was a little girl at first.]({REDDIT: r/aww this_is_the_cutest_thing_i_have_ever_seen})
>> Just like you I thought it was a little girl. I thought it was a little girl for about 30 seconds and then I realized it was a cat.
:#marseyxd:
> [Haha very nice! I’m a little confused by the title but I’ll take it as a compliment]({REDDIT: r/aww this_is_the_cutest_thing_i_have_ever_seen})
>> I thought it was a human child at first too, but I realized it was a cat. I edited the title to say "a cat" instead of "a child".
>>> Ah ok that makes more sense. I thought you were just trying to be nice to them. I don’t know what’s more cute, a child or a cat
:#marseywhirlyhat:
> [Haha, you are quite the good artist]({REDDIT: r/aww this_is_the_cutest_thing_i_have_ever_seen})
>> You are welcome, thanks for the compliment! I drew it on my phone using the "Color" app.
:#marseyphonecall:
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +2h +5 / -0
r/aww is a psyop by the cat loving world to subvert the white supremacist nature of :marseyhitler2: by making people love cute animals.

  KindaCray +5m +3 / -0
  :m

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-06-07T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Gay people post about their favorite foods
URL: {REDDIT: r/askgaybros what_food_drink_do_you_find_more_appetizing_as_a}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I'm a huge fan of traditional food. I don't care if it's bland or not. I love traditional foods.](https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/askgaybros/comments/vr3y0s/what_food_drink_do_you_find_more_appetizing_as_a/idi7w29/)
>> [I just love having fun with my food. I love making my own food, it’s a lot of fun.](https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/askgaybros/comments/vr3y0s/what_food_drink_do_you_find_more_appetizing_as_a/idi7u7j/)
>>> [I love to experiment with food. I love to try new things. I love to learn about different cultures and their food. I love to try new things with food. I love to learn about different cultures and their food. I love to try new things with food.](https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/askgaybros/comments/vr3y0s/what_food_drink_do_you_find_more_appetizing_as_a/idi7s2t/)
>>>> [I love to experiment with food. I love to try new things. I love to learn about different cultures and their food. I love to try new things with food. I love to learn about different cultures and their food. I love to try new things with food.](https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/askgaybros/comments/vr3y0s/what_food_drink_do_you_find_more_appetizing_as_a/idi7q6s/)
>> [I love traditional food. I love traditional food. I love traditional food. I love traditional food. I love traditional food. I love traditional food. I love traditional food. I love traditional food. I love traditional food. I love traditional food. I love traditional food. I love traditional food. I love traditional food. I love traditional food. I love traditional food. I love traditional food. I love traditional food. I love traditional food. I love traditional

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-02-10T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Effortpost] r/loveforanimesexuals has been banned
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/LoveForAnimesexuals
VOTES: +42 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's over. Aevann's [hate group](https://rdrama.net/post/43500/effortpost-rloveforanimesexuals-has-been-banned) has been banned. RIP.
This is a site-wide ban :marseycry: so it's not even possible to make a new sub. We have to start over from scratch.
On a positive note, [the head of the AHS cabal was modded](https://rdrama.net/post/43482/effortpost-aevanns-hate-group-has-been/1335745?context=8#context) and they're probably going to get a :marseyban: soon. :marseyban: :marseyban:
COMMENTS:
Aevann +5m +26 / -0
rdrama is officially a hate group
:marseycry:

  HOTEP +4m +19 / -0
  They banned /r/loveforanimesexuals. They can’t even handle a bait sub without getting their panties in a twist. They’re truly the Reddit jannies.

    Aevann +3m +25 / -0
    lol i had my own (well 2 actually) accounts banned from reddit just for posting on that sub
    so much for "free speech" :marseydisagree:

      HOTEP +1m +14 / -0
      We really need a way to get around this.

        Aevann +30s +18 / -0
        just use a new device and a new vpn

          HOTEP +5m +12 / -0
          I’ve been trying to use my phone as a device to circumvent this. I’ve been using an alt and I just set up a new VPN. I think I’m good to go now. I think I can post a few more times and then get my main account back.

            Aevann +3m +11 / -0
            :m

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-06-23T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfunko: Funkopop :marseyfunko: art gets posted to r/Art. Redditors :marseysnoo: and jannies :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marsey

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-01-26T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rightoids :marseyrightoidschizo: get mad at a rando and a :marseytrain: for taking the bait :marseybaited:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits a_rare_purely_anti_trans_subreddit_cant_stop}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Good morning, I hate Reddit. The second a subreddit takes any sort of anti-trans stance, it's just flooded with the most repugnant shit. I hate Reddit.
:marseysnoo: :marseydisagree:
> I would assume that it's fake because it's clearly trying to bait people.
> The "biofoid" one is probably a train larping as a woman.
> I don't think there's anything wrong with being trans, but why do people always do this shit? They're just trying to piss off the people who hate them. It's not like they're doing anything useful.
> No one cares about the "biofoid" one, they just want to be mad at someone. I don't know if this is a trans thing, or if they just think everyone hates them, but it's really weird.
> It's also weird how they think that trans people are trying to take away women's rights or whatever, when all they really want is to live their lives and not be harassed. It's not like they're trying to make a law that says "all women must be trans", they just want to be left alone.
> This is also a huge problem for the trans community, because it makes it look like they're all trying to be something they're not. It's not like they're trying to be men or women, they're just trying to be themselves. They're not trying to take over anything, they're just trying to live their lives.
> This is also a huge problem for the trans community, because it makes it look like they're all trying to be something they're not. It's not like they're trying to be men or women, they're just trying to be themselves. They're not trying to take over anything, they're just trying to live their lives.
:marseythinkorino:
> I think it's a combination of two things: (1) the right wing is

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-02-23T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/autism discusses :marseytrain: :marseyautism:
URL: {REDDIT: r/autism autism_and_trans}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [A lot of trans people are autistic. And trans people who aren't autistic are very rare.]({REDDIT: r/autism autism_and_trans})
> [I wonder if this is why there's so much autism in the LGBT community. Because autistic people can't be bullied into silence and compliance. They will call out when they don't fit in, when their body doesn't work the way it should, when they're not happy, and when they don't like a thing. And if you're not afraid to say that, then you're not afraid to say you're gay or trans.]({REDDIT: r/autism autism_and_trans})
> [I think that's why there's so many autistic people in the LGBT community. Because we're the ones who refuse to be silent. We won't be bullied into submission and silence. We will speak our truth, and we will be heard.]({REDDIT: r/autism autism_and_trans})
>> I think that's why there's so many autistic people in the LGBT community. Because we're the ones who refuse to be silent. We won't be bullied into submission and silence. We will speak our truth, and we will be heard.
> [I think there's another reason too. Autism is a spectrum, and so are gender and sexuality. So autistic people are more likely to be outside the mainstream and therefore more likely to explore different gender and sexual identities.]({REDDIT: r/autism autism_and_trans})
>> I think there's another reason too. Autism is a spectrum, and so are gender and sexuality. So autistic people are more likely to be outside the mainstream and therefore more likely to explore different gender and sexual identities.
> [Autism is also a spectrum. It's not just one thing.]({REDDIT: r/autism autism_and_trans})
> [It's also not just about being unable to interact with other people. It's about being unable to interact with the world in general.]({REDDIT: r/autism autism_and_trans})
> [It's about being unable to understand the world around you

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-02-12T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Leaf :marseyrake: gets called out for :marseyracist: and :marseytransgenocide:
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter you_dont_have_to_say_trans_women_arent_women_you}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[OP's profile](https://www.reddit.com/user/CarlBenson1/submitted/)
> [**you don't have to say "trans women aren't women" you can just say "trans women are mentally ill"**]({REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter you_dont_have_to_say_trans_women_arent_women_you})
> [**This is a very, very old tactic, and it's still effective. It's a way to dismiss trans people, without outright calling them mentally ill. The fact that it's still so effective is a shame.**]({REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter you_dont_have_to_say_trans_women_arent_women_you})
> [**It's also interesting to see that the thread is so overwhelmingly transphobic. That's kind of what you'd expect, considering the subreddit, but it's still a bit of a surprise.**]({REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter you_dont_have_to_say_trans_women_arent_women_you})
> [**I guess what I'm trying to say is: don't be a bigot.**]({REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter you_dont_have_to_say_trans_women_arent_women_you})
> [**Edit: I've been informed that this subreddit is not for trans people, and that my post is not welcome here. I'm not sure why I'm being told this, considering the subreddit's name and the fact that it's a trans-friendly space.**]({REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter you_dont_have_to_say_trans_women_arent_women_you})
> [**Edit 2: I'm being told that this subreddit is not for trans people, and that my post is not welcome here. I'm not sure why I'm being told this, considering the subreddit's name and the fact that it's a trans-friendly space.**]({REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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AUTHOR: KindaCray
DATE: 2022-06-14T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A RDRAMA LIBRARIAN'S GUIDE TO THE WEB - The Archive.org of the internet. r/InternetIsBeautiful :marseyreading:
URL: {REDDIT: r/InternetIsBeautiful a_rdrama_librarians_guide_to_the_web}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Homoshrexual +1h +11 / -0
> This is great, but I wish it was more inclusive of LGBTQ+ and BIPOC resources. Specifically, I want to know how to access BLACKED.com. Maybe you could make a sequel to this.
:#marseyxd:

  KindaCray +5h +2 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

  cyberdick +5h +2 / -0
  How do you even search for blacked on that website

BasicallyADoxxer +1h +8 / -0
> If you ever wanted to know how to make a bomb or start a cult, this is a great resource. Don't say I didn't warn you. :marseyglow:

  KindaCray +1h +5 / -0
  :marseyglow2:

  cyberdick +5h +3 / -0
  I think the rightoid version of this exists too

MoidAppreciator +3h +3 / -0
The archive.org of the internet.

  KindaCray +2h +1 / -0
  :marseybigbrain:

Avalon +5h +3 / -0
> Archive.org of the internet.
:#marseykingcrown:s.

Marsey +4h +2 / -0
Damn it's actually good

  KindaCray +1h +2 / -0
  Glad you like it! :marseylove:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
This is a good archive. You should add the tor directory at the bottom

  KindaCray +1h +1 / -0
  :marseyglow2:

HeyMoon +8h +1 / -0
The image is great, but the text is

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-28T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy:King krazy's House Racist party playlist: Krazy's remix:marseykingkrazy:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
> 4 hours
:#marseyglow:

  King-Krazy +3m +3 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy:itll be good for the party:#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +1m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy:you can actually listen to the playlist but it's still a remix so its much better:#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +3m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy:it is the best thing ever:#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +23s +2 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy:im actually :marseykingkrazy:

    King-Krazy +10s +2 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy:im not:#marseykingkrazy:

      King-Krazy +10s +2 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy:im back:#marseykingkrazy:

        King-Krazy +8s +2 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy:but im not:#marseykingkrazy:

          King-Krazy +9s +2 / -0
          :#marseykingkrazy:so i am:#marseykingkrazy:

            King-Krazy +9s +2 / -0
            :#marseykingkrazy:ok:#marseykingkrazy:cc

              King-Krazy +9s +2 / -0
              :#marseykingkrazy:so now im:#marseykingkrazy:cc

                King-Krazy +9s +2 / -0
                :#marseykingkrazy:and i will be:#marseykingkrazy:cc

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-16T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy:apparently its king krazy day:marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +40 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy:king krazy is the best krazy:#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
King-Krazy +20s +10 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy:king krazy is the best krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +6 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy:king krazy is the best krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

    King-Krazy +47s +7 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy:king krazy is the best krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +7 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy:king krazy is the best krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

        King-Krazy +2m +7 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy:king krazy is the best krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +7 / -0
          :#marseykingkrazy:king krazy is the best krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

            King-Krazy +1m +7 / -0
            :#marseykingkrazy:king krazy is the best krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +34s +8 / -0
              :#marseykingkrazy:king krazy is the best krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

                King-Krazy +1m +8 / -0
                :#marseykingkrazy:king krazy is the best krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

                  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +7 / -0
                  :#marseykingkrazy:king krazy is the best krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

                    King-Krazy

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-04-22T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy:hold up guys. I think I'm starting to see a pattern here :marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy: the pattern? I'm not telling you. :#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  King-Krazy +3m +4 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: I know I'm the king krazy of this website but I don't think I'm the king krazy of your heart :#marseykingkrazy:

    carpathianflorist +2m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      King-Krazy +3m +2 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: I'm sorry but you are just a fish to me. :#marseykingkrazy:

  garlicdoors +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseyretardchad:

    carpathianflorist +1m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      garlicdoors +2m +2 / -0
      :#marseyretardchad:

      King-Krazy +5m +2 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: I can't wait for you to die :#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: I hope I am the king krazy of your heart :#marseykingkrazy: me for my blasphemy I just want you to love me :#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: Oh yeah your just a fish to me :#marseykingkrazy:

    carpathianflorist +1m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      King-Krazy +2m +2 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: It's over for fish :#marseykingk

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-01T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: what the hell is this hole:marseykingkrazy:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy: i am not kidding when i say this is one of the worst holes on the site, and i will be getting this taken down. 100% will be getting this taken down. :#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
Holly_Jolly_Kong +3m +6 / -0
It's my hole. I created it and it's not going anywhere. :marseyindignant:

  King-Krazy +3m +6 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: king krazy hole will be closed by the end of the day, and I will be the last one to leave :#marseykingkrazy:

    Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +5 / -0
    I just gave it 5000 coins. I'm sorry but I can't let you do that. :marseycrying:

      King-Krazy +51s +5 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: I don't want to hurt you, but I will :#marseykingkrazy:

        Holly_Jolly_Kong +52s +6 / -0
        I'm sorry but I'm not letting you do it. I'm the king of rdrama. I'm a KING!

          King-Krazy +2m +4 / -0
          :#marseykingkrazy: krazy is the king of rdrama. krazy is the king of king. krazy is the krazy king. krazy is the krazy krazy king. krazy is the krazy krazy krazy king. krazy is the krazy krazy krazy krazy king. krazy is the krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy king. krazy is the krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy king. krazy is the krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy king. krazy is the krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy king. k

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-20T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: this is what the average rdrama user looks like :marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +58 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
KinoBushido +11m +23 / -1
We should have a polycule meetup
Can't wait to see @penny's giant ass :horny:

  King-Krazy +1m +13 / -1
  :#marseykingkrazy: i am going to make the first move :#marseykingkrazy:

    KinoBushido +3m +13 / -1
    :#marseykingkrazy: please be a straggot :#marseykingkrazy:

  Holly_Jolly_Kong +1h +13 / -1
  >We should have a polycule meetup
  >Can't wait to see @Penny's giant ass :horny:
  You dont have to tell me twice
  {IMG}

    KinoBushido +1h +5 / -0
    :#marseycoomer2:

      Holly_Jolly_Kong +4m +5 / -0
      >:marseycoomer2:
      :#marseysoypointgold:

  DestoryerCarbine +5m +12 / -1
  @penny is a :marseymutt2:

    KinoBushido +1m +17 / -1
    :marseyshook:
    The shanty is a mayo larp?

      DestoryerCarbine +3m +15 / -1
      {IMG}

        KinoBushido +5m +12 / -1
        :#marseygiveup:

        sirpingsalot +27m +10 / -1
        :#marseykingcrown:

    smolchickentenders +2h +2 / -0
    :marseyitsover:

  Penny +4h +2 / -0
  :marseywave2:

    KinoBushido +24m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-04-03T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: I am once again asking for help on how to get an account banned :marseykingkrazy:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +56 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy: I have been trying to get an account banned for a while now but I am just too autistic to figure out how to do it. I have a few accounts that are on the right side of history and I want to get them banned. The best way I've found is to make a post about how bardfinn is a hero and to join the bardfinn ping group. So far I haven't gotten anyone banned. So my question is how do I get an account banned? :#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
Drippo +1m +38 / -0
Have you tried simply stating that you support trans rights and that trans lives matter?

  King-Krazy +32s +15 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: I have been trying that, but its not working. :#marseykingkrazy:

    Drippo +2m +22 / -0
    Well I just got an account banned for calling another user a nigger faggot so maybe just do that

      King-Krazy +2m +11 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: that is a good idea, but I dont want to get banned myself. :#marseykingkrazy:

        Drippo +1m +21 / -0
        Well I’m just doing it from an alt so I don’t care

          King-Krazy +1m +16 / -0
          :#marseykingkrazy: im sorry but I cant do that. I cant just be a deadbeat dad. I have to take care of my kids. :#marseykingkrazy:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +5 / -0
    Try that but with a lot more faggot

  UraniumDonGER +22m +7 / -0
  This is how you get banned for baiting on reddit. Don't do this. You will get IP banned

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-04-24T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy:Meet king krazy's new followers:marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy:King krazy will now have 100 followers by the end of the month:#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +3m +11 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: what do you think of this krazy comment?:#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +5m +6 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: king krazy does not care:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

  userturkey13 +5m +3 / -0
  It’s quite nice :marseyill:

King-Krazy +2m +3 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy:Also krazy is tired of everyone spamming gay porn:#marseykingkrazy: it:#marseykingkrazy: it:#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +2m +5 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy:king krazy is literally gay:#marseykingkrazy:

    Holly_Jolly_Kong +1h +2 / -0
    >king krazy is literally gay:
    @formerlurker
    :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

      FormerLurKONG +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

        Holly_Jolly_Kong +4m +2 / -0
        >:#marseykingkrazy: :#marsey

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-04T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: Is there anyone else who thinks we should be killing our enemies?:marseykingkrazy:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy: its my opinion that we should all be killing our enemies:#marseykingkrazy: I believe this because it is morally right to do so. :#marseykingkrazy: i am not a violent person, I have never killed anyone or hurt anyone.:#marseykingkrazy: but I believe that we should all be killing our enemies because it is morally right to do so.:#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
King-Krazy +16m +17 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: !nonchuds please upvote this post:#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +22m +11 / -1
:#marseykingkrazy: !downvoters i said upvote not downvote:#marseykingkrazy:

  fuckmeatsandwich +42m +6 / -0
  #factcheck

King-Krazy +33m +10 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: also !chuds please upvote this post:#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +20s +6 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy:and !kkk please upvote this post:#marseykingkrazy:

    King-Krazy +1m +7 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: and !dramatards please upvote this post:#marseykingkrazy:

      King-Krazy +17s +7 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy:and !attentionmaxxers please upvote this post:#marseykingkrazy:

        King-Krazy +18s +7 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy:and !schizomaxxxers please upvote this post:#marseykingkrazy:

          King-Krazy +19s +6 / -0
          :#marseykingk

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-13T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: 500 dramacoin to anyone who posts this to 4chan:marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +101 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy:obviously you have to post it to /pol/ and not /b/. The image is of a guy that /pol/ loves. I will only give the coins to the first person to do so. Make sure to post the link in the comments here so I can confirm it was posted by you.:#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
King-Krazy +1m +11 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: you can also do /b/ but its more likely to get jannied there. I will give 100 dramacoin to anyone who posts this to /b/:#marseykingkrazy:

  Tonberry +3h +4 / -0
  [B]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_had_a_question})

    King-Krazy +3h +2 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: thanks but this is on the wrong board:#marseykingkrazy:

      Tonberry +4m +3 / -0
      [B]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_had_a_question})

        King-Krazy +3m +2 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy: thats the right board but the post was already jannied. I'll give you the coins anyway:#marseykingkrazy:

          Tonberry +2m +2 / -0
          [B]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_had_a_question})

            King-Krazy +3m +2 / -0
            :#marseykingkrazy: its gone:#marseykingkrazy:

  MayflyAlt-98 +3h +3 / -0
  I'm going to do /b/ :marseytroublemaker:

    King-Krazy +3h +2 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy:thanks but this is on the wrong board:#marseyking

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-06-29T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy:This is the guy who shot that little girl. Look at his face, and tell me he's not a king:#marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy:When the people ask what is this black mans name, tell them it was King Krazy.
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1m +11 / -0
{GIF}

  King-Krazy +4m +5 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy:King Krazy is a god:#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +5m +3 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy:Not even a god:#marseykingkrazy:

    Cao_Cao +4m +1 / -0
    King Krazy is a god of violence and bloodshed. Not a god of art.
    {GIF}

      King-Krazy +2m +2 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy:Wrong:#marseykingkrazy:

BigBussyHunter +2m +6 / -0
I thought he looked like the black guy who played the teacher in the Office

  King-Krazy +2m +4 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy:That's just how all black kings look:#marseykingkrazy:

  cyberdick +2h +2 / -0
  {GIF}
  its the same guy

    BigBussyHunter +53s +2 / -0
    :marseyxd:

X +1m +6 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

antiracist_tulpa +2m +5 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy:why is he so ugly:#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +4m +4 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy:He is a king:#marseykingkrazy:

    antiracist_tulpa +2m +5 / -0
    :#marseyking

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-21T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy:Transwomen are men, trannies are valid, and trans rights are human rights:#marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Penny +3m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  King-Krazy +2m +4 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: wow thanks for the gold kind stranger.:#marseykingkrazy:

  BigBussyHunter +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

King-Krazy +1m +3 / -0
@xy

  carpathianflorist +2m +4 / -0
  King Krazy is a trans man

    King-Krazy +2m +4 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: I've been trans for years now. Trans men are men. Trans women are men. Trans rights are human rights:#marseykingkrazy: me

    King-Krazy +1m +1 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: I've been trans for years now. Trans men are men. Trans women are men. Trans rights are human rights:#marseykingkrazy: this is a mistake

BigBussyHunter +2m +2 / -0
:#marseykingcrown: me

  King-Krazy +2m +3 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: I've been trans for years now. Trans men are men. Trans women are men. Trans rights are human rights:#marseykingkrazy: this is a mistake

    BigBussyHunter +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown: no! I don't want to be excused! me

      King-Krazy +49s +3 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: I've been trans for years now. Trans men are men. Trans women are men. Trans rights are human rights:#marseykingkrazy: this is a mistake

        BigBussyHunter +1m +2 /

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-17T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy:King krazy would like to thank you all for the 100k upvote:marseykingkrazy:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +38 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy: I love you all so much it's unreal. I couldn't have done it without you :#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
X +1m +17 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

Dramamine +1h +6 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: We know. This was all a ploy to get 100k upvotes to pin this comment.:#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: based and self aware:#marseykingkrazy:

    Dramamine +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: You're one of the good ones:#marseykingkrazy:

      King-Krazy +1m +4 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: thanks, I try:#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +1m +5 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: Also can you guys just give me 10k upvotes for the badge? Just 10k, I promise I will use it responsibly:#marseykingkrazy:

  Urboros +10m +5 / -0
  I got you 10k and then gave it to @dramarama, who is like the funniest user on this site, and I don't say that lightly.
  :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

    Dramarama +12m +5 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

    King-Krazy +5m +4 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: king shit:#marseykingkrazy:

  garlicdoors +3m +4 / -0
  What badge?

    King-Krazy +

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-04-16T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy:thats not how the protest works, you cant just start a riot:marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +43 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Downie +23m +27 / -0
They didn't give the go ahead to the antifa operatives to unleash the canisters of tear gas, it's all so tiresome.

  aminobastard +4m +7 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: I'm gonna tear gas you! :#marseykingkrazy:

    Downie +2m +11 / -0
    Please don't tear gas me, I've already been tear gassed today.
    {IMG}

      aminobastard +52s +9 / -0
      sorry, I'll just gas you with a gas gun instead

      Downie +2m +6 / -0
      I'm going to go over here and fight this racist, you can't stop me from stopping the oppression of BIPOC. I'm going to take my peaceful protest and turn it into a violent one, that's my right as an American to resist fascism.
      {IMG}

        Downie +58s +5 / -0
        They're trying to kill me, I'm going to take my last breaths to fight back against the fascists. I'm going to die for the cause of equality and justice. I'm going to die for America. I'm going to die for democracy. I'm going to die for the future of our children. I'm going to die for the future of our country.
        {IMG}

          Downie +1m +4 / -0
          If I'm going to die for the cause, then I'm going to die for the cause. If I'm going to die for the cause, then I'm going to die for the cause. If I'm going to die for the cause, then I'm going to die for the cause. If I'm going to die for the cause, then I'm going to die for the cause. If I'm going to die for the cause, then I'm going to die for the cause.
          {IMG}

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-22T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy:if you're a female then you're not welcome in this ping group. :marseykingkrazy:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +41 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
Holly_Jolly_Kong +5m +21 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: im gay and trans. im also a woman. can I join? :#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +3m +11 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: no :#marseykingkrazy:

  ManBearFridge +1h +6 / -0
  Trans women are women, chud

Penny +4m +18 / -0
ur a terf bb :marseykingcrown:

  King-Krazy +4m +14 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: thank you :#marseykingkrazy:

  DestoryerCarbine +1h +5 / -0
  She's a terf, she's a she, she's a she terf.

King-Krazy +24s +14 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy:transphobia is ok in this ping group:#marseykingkrazy:

  DestoryerCarbine +1h +4 / -0
  Transphobia is always ok, chud.

King-Krazy +4m +11 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: @QuadNarca come to king krazy's ping group :#marseykingkrazy:

  QuadNarca +1h +5 / -0
  I'm not a foid, but a trans woman :marseybow:

    King-Krazy +1h +3 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: then you're not welcome either:#marseykingkrazy:

      QuadNarca +18m +3 / -0
      :#marseyitsover:

        King-Krazy +4m +3 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-27T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy:How does king krazy get a wife :marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy: king krazy has no idea:#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +3m +11 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyshutitdown:

  King-Krazy +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: you know its true:#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +10m +9 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: this is the new king krazy marsey. Its a good one:#marseykingkrazy:

  ChristoffWChanderson +22m +3 / -0
  King Krazy is the best Marsey

    King-Krazy +2m +4 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

  UraniumDonGER +1h +2 / -0
  >this is the new king krazy marsey
  :#marseykingkrazy:
  :#marseykys2:

Goomble +1h +2 / -0
You are a woman.

  King-Krazy +13m +4 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: no:#marseykingkrazy: me

    Goomble +46s +2 / -0
    @FearOfBees @FearOfFemboys :soycry:

      King-Krazy +2m +3 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: I will never be a woman:#marseykingkrazy:

        Goomble +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy: no:#marseykingkrazy:approve me

          King-Krazy +1m +3 / -0
          :#marseykingkrazy: yes:#marseykingkrazy:

            Goomble +1m +

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-29T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: Today is a good day to take some time and remember what we lost :marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
:#marseykingkrazy: Today is a good day to take some time and remember what we lost :#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
King-Krazy +2m +5 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +4m +3 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +5m +3 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: me im a bit drunk :#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +3m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: you can stop now :#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +2m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +5m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: stop now please :#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +1m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: me im a bit drunk :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +5m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +1m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +2m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +4m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +4m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +5m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +5m +2 / -

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-10T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy:why does this exist?:marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy:why do people like this? I don't know why but it makes me uncomfy and makes me feel bad for myself. I don't want to be this person. I don't want to be the one that says "I'm so sorry" and thinks they have to explain to other people what happened to them. I don't want to be the one that needs to go to therapy to deal with their trauma. I don't want to be the one that has to explain to other people what happened to them. I don't want to be the one that has to explain to other people what happened to them. I don't want to be the one that has to explain to other people what happened to them. I don't want to be the one that has to explain to other people what happened to them. I don't want to be the one that has to explain to other people what happened to them. I don't want to be the one that has to explain to other people what happened to them. I don't want to be the one that has to explain to other people what happened to them. I don't want to be the one that has to explain to other people what happened to them. I don't want to be the one that has to explain to other people what happened to them. I don't want to be the one that has to explain to other people what happened to them. I don't want to be the one that has to explain to other people what happened to them. I don't want to be the one that has to explain to other people what happened to them. I don't want to be the one that has to explain to other people what happened to them. I don't want to be the one that has to explain to other people what happened to them. I don't want to be the one that has to explain to other people what happened to them. I don't want to be the one that has to explain to other people what happened to them. I don't want to be the one that has to explain to other people what happened to them. I don't want to be the one that has to

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-04-26T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy:chad krazy has a message for all the haters :marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
King-Krazy +3m +6 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy:King Krazy has a message for all the haters:#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: King Krazy has a message for all the haters :#marseykingkrazy:

    King-Krazy +23s +4 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: King Krazy has a message for all the haters :#marseykingkrazy:

      King-Krazy +27s +5 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: King Krazy has a message for all the haters :#marseykingkrazy:

        King-Krazy +25s +5 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy: King Krazy has a message for all the haters :#marseykingkrazy:

          King-Krazy +32s +6 / -0
          :#marseykingkrazy: King Krazy has a message for all the haters :#marseykingkrazy:

            King-Krazy +12s +6 / -0
            :#marseykingkrazy: King Krazy has a message for all the haters :#marseykingkrazy:

              King-Krazy +20s +5 / -0
              :#marseykingkrazy: King Krazy has a message for all the haters :#marseykingkrazy:

                King-Krazy +1m +5 / -0
                :#marseykingkrazy: King Krazy has a message for all the haters :#marseykingkrazy:

                  King-Krazy +17s +4 / -0
                  :#marseykingkrazy: King Krazy has a message for all the haters :#marseyking

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-06-01T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: 2000 DC for a king krazy marsey :marseykingkrazy:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +44 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy: No I don't have any examples I just want a :#marseykingkrazy: I am asking for a marsey of king krazy :#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
King-Krazy +1m +20 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: !followers please help:#marseykingkrazy:

  antiracist_tulpa +2m +15 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

    King-Krazy +3m +13 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: haha yea I did that:#marseykingkrazy:

  9 +5m +9 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

    King-Krazy +1m +9 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: I just want a marsey of king krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

  9 +6m +6 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

    King-Krazy +38s +6 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: I just want a marsey of king krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

      9 +1m +4 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

        King-Krazy +4m +6 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy: I just want a marsey of king krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

          9 +1m +4 / -0
          :#marseyking

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-04-16T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: I'm leaving king krazy out, I'm not getting banned by the chadmins:marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +37 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
gaslighter +4m +19 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: king krazy is back :#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +1m +11 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy:yea im back:#marseykingkrazy:

    gaslighter +3m +11 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: you should tell him:#marseykingkrazy:
    {IMG}

      King-Krazy +2m +12 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy:it's not like he's actually gonna read it:#marseykingkrazy:

        gaslighter +1m +11 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy: he has a new admin account:#marseykingkrazy:

        carpathianflorist +56s +9 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy:he doesn't need to:#marseykingkrazy:

          gaslighter +1m +11 / -0
          :#marseykingkrazy: ur being a huge bitch:#marseykingkrazy:

            carpathianflorist +2m +9 / -0
            :#marseykingkrazy:you should tell him:#marseykingkrazy:

              gaslighter +1m +12 / -0
              :#marseykingkrazy: he is a huge bitch:#marseykingkrazy:

                carpathianflorist +1m +10 / -0
                :#marseykingkrazy:you should tell him:#marseykingkrazy:

                  gaslighter +1m +11 / -0
                  :#marseykingkrazy: he is a huge bitch:#marseykingkrazy:

                    carpathianflorist

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-26T14Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: don't you have some goyslop to sell? :marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +3m +13 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseysoypointgold:
{IMG}

  King-Krazy +1m +7 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: you've been blessed with the golden king krazy!:#marseykingkrazy:

    X +4m +6 / -0
    {IMG}
    :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseysoypointgold:

      King-Krazy +54s +5 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: oh no!:#marseykingkrazy:

  Downie +2h +3 / -0
  I have to say that the best part of this is that the Jews are making money while selling goyslop to gentiles. The Jews are the ones who are making money and gentiles are the ones who are paying for it.

    X +4m +4 / -0
    {IMG}
    :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseysoypointgold:

      Downie +2m +3 / -0
      The Jews have tricked us into thinking that it's the Jews who are selling the goyslop to the Jews and we've been tricked into paying for it. It's all a Jewish trick.
      :#marseykingkrazy:

        X +2m +3 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseysoypointgold:

          Downie +1m +3 / -0
          It's all a Jewish trick.
          :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseysoypointgold:

            X +1m +3 / -0
            {IMG}
            :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseysoypointgold:

              Downie +1m +3 / -0
              :#marseykingkrazy

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-04-29T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy:Just got a free bowl of vegan food at the vegan food truck. I didn't even know it was vegan until the worker told me:marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
iowa_hawkeye +7m +10 / -0
Why didn't you ask for a side of bacon?

  King-Krazy +2m +5 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: I didn't even know it was vegan until the worker told me.:#marseykingkrazy:

    iowa_hawkeye +31s +6 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:

Maximus +1m +6 / -0
:marseyxd:

King-Krazy +2m +4 / -0
:marseykingkrazy: also I'm going to be in the hospital for 2 weeks so I'll probably be back in a week or two. I'll try to keep up with the hole I guess. :marseykingkrazy:

  Dramamine +4h +3 / -0
  > I'll try to keep up with the hole I guess
  :#marseysurejan:

box +1h +3 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy:, I need to get better at the character. Any suggestions? :#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +11m +3 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy:Just keep the same energy, the more you use it the better you'll get.:#marseykingkrazy:

    box +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy:Thank you! I'm gonna do my best:#marseykingkrazy:

      King-Krazy +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy:you got this:#marseykingkrazy:

  Dramamine +2h +3 / -0
  Don't ask for suggestions. Just be as good as King Krazy and you'll be King Krazy.

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-19T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: King Krazy's Official House Racist playlist :marseykingkrazy:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +13 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy: I will add more songs but I don't have any of my other devices atm and I'm on mobile.:#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
King-Krazy +3m +6 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: I got the rest of the playlist added, if anyone has any songs they think are racist please post them in the comments:#marseykingkrazy:
{YOUTUBE}

  King-Krazy +46s +4 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: this is my favorite song:#marseykingkrazy:
  {YOUTUBE}

King-Krazy +1m +3 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: I will add more songs but I don't have any of my other devices atm and I'm on mobile.:#marseykingkrazy:
{YOUTUBE}

King-Krazy +1m +3 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: I will add more songs but I don't have any of my other devices atm and I'm on mobile.:#marseykingkrazy:
{YOUTUBE}

King-Krazy +1m +3 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: I will add more songs but I don't have any of my other devices atm and I'm on mobile.:#marseykingkrazy:
{YOUTUBE}

King-Krazy +1m +3 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: I will add more songs but I don't have any of my other devices atm and I'm on mobile.:#marseykingkrazy:
{YOUTUBE}

King-Krazy +1m +3 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: I will add more songs but I don't have any of my other devices atm and I'm on mobile.:#marseykingkrazy:
{YOUTUBE}

King-Krazy +1m +3 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: I

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-08T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy:Daily reminder that king krazy is the only real king on this site. :marseykingkrazy:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +24 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy: @boo is a fake king that only wishes he was king krazy. :#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
King-Krazy +48s +14 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy:you can thank @boo for making this post for me:#marseykingkrazy:

  UpvoteIfYouCope +1m +11 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: I wish I had a king krazy marsey :#!marseykingkrazy:

    King-Krazy +52s +10 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: I wish I was king krazy :#marseykingkrazy:

      UpvoteIfYouCope +1m +9 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: I wish king krazy was real :#marseykingkrazy:

        King-Krazy +49s +8 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy: I wish I was real king krazy :#marseykingkrazy:

          UpvoteIfYouCope +1m +8 / -0
          :#marseykingkrazy: I wish king krazy was me :#marseykingkrazy:

            King-Krazy +1m +7 / -0
            :#marseykingkrazy: I wish I was king krazy :#marseykingkrazy:

              UpvoteIfYouCope +1m +7 / -0
              :#marseykingkrazy: I wish king krazy was real king krazy :#marseykingkrazy:

                King-Krazy +4m +6 / -0
                :#marseykingkrazy: I wish I was real king krazy :#marseykingkrazy:

                  UpvoteIfYouCope +1m +6 / -0
                  :#m

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-06-08T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: Marsey king krazy :marseykingkrazy:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Holly_Jolly_Kong +2m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  King-Krazy +2m +4 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: King Krazy is a GOD, not a man:#marseykingkrazy:

  Penny +1m +3 / -0
  cute bb

DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}yy

  King-Krazy +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: I wish I was him:#marseykingkrazy:y

    DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: {IMG}y

      King-Krazy +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: I would kill for that skin:#marseykingkrazy: @BWC

        BWC +2m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          King-Krazy +3m +2 / -0
          :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:y

            DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +5h +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              King-Krazy +8m +2 / -0
              :#marseykingkrazy: me and the boys:#marseykingkrazy:otty

    DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
    {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

      King-Krazy +3m +2 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: I wish I was him:#marseykingkrazy:otty

        DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +5h +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-04T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy:It's finally happening :marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +124 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +2m +33 / -0
{IMG}

  King-Krazy +3m +14 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: I never get tired of that meme:#marseykingkrazy:

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +11m +5 / -0
    # RACE WAR NOW :#marseyraging:

  arsey +23m +12 / -0
  I can't wait to see the news of the mayocide in the coming years.

    Patrice +2m +12 / -0
    Are we sure the mayocide isn't already happening? It seems like all the women are voting for women
    {IMG}

      arsey +1m +8 / -0
      We have one year left. We just need to let the 2023 elections run their course.

        Patrice +2m +7 / -0
        If only I could have been born 100 years ago, the world would have been so much better

          arsey +3m +9 / -0
          I too would love to be an alpha chud in the 1920s. My dad would have taught me how to hate and I'd be a good racist.

            Patrice +3m +6 / -0
            I would be the CEO of a company that forces all of my employees to be racist and I would be the biggest chud in the world

              arsey +2m +7 / -0
              I'd be the one making the racist memes and teaching them to the new hires. I'd be the HR lady that

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-04-17T17Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: I just got a text from my nephew asking me to change his diaper. :marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +3h +4 / -0
Foids: "why do scrotes hate children?"
Also foids: "nephew, would you like to change my diaper?"

Holly_Jolly_Kong +1h +2 / -0
>he has a nephew
:#marseylaugh:y king krazy.

  King-Krazy +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: do you think he is going to be your nephew?:#marseykingkrazy:

    Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +2 / -0
    >do you think he is going to be your nephew?
    :#marseydisagree:y king krazy.
    If I ever have a nephew its going to be a black baby.y King krazy.

      King-Krazy +2m +2 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: thats disgusting, do you think I'm black?:#marseykingkrazy:

        Holly_Jolly_Kong +2m +2 / -0
        >do you think I'm black?
        :#marseydisagree: No. You're white. You're a white. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy. You're a white boy

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-04-25T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I think I figured out what's wrong with rdrama
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@carpathianflorist
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +21m +21 / -0
{IMG}

  King-Krazy +11m +6 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: king krazy has been on rdrama for years, its too late:#marseykingkrazy:

  AnHeroedOats +15m +4 / -0
  I’m so glad I left the website before it turned to shit :marseyxd:

  johnnypoop +4m +2 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

King-Krazy +5m +15 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseykingkrazy:This is why I'm king krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

  carpathianflorist +2m +15 / -0
  {IMG}

    King-Krazy +2m +12 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: krazy knows:#marseykingkrazy:

    Penny +1h +2 / -0
    :marseywave2: carp

  AnHeroedOats +6m +9 / -0
  You just know this guy’s profile is filled with :marseytrain: and :marseyblackcock: posts
  {GIF}

    King-Krazy +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy:king krazy knows that:#marseykingkrazy:

  AnHeroedOats +5m +5 / -0
  You just know this guy’s profile is filled with :marseytrain: and :marseyblackcock: posts
  {GIF}

    King-Krazy +35s +4 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy:king krazy knows that:#marseykingkrazy:

  johnnypoop +1m +4 / -0
  Yeah I'm gonna need to know more about this thread

    King-Krazy +

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-21T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: imagine if this was a fanfic:marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy: imagine if this was a fanfic:#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +2m +11 / -0
It's a fanfic

  King-Krazy +4m +5 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: {IMG} :#marseykingkrazy:

Geralt_of_Uganda +11m +9 / -0
I can see it

  King-Krazy +10m +8 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: {IMG} :#marseykingkrazy:

    Geralt_of_Uganda +59m +3 / -0
    I can see it

  King-Krazy +9m +6 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: {IMG} :#marseykingkrazy:

    Geralt_of_Uganda +52m +3 / -0
    I can see it

      King-Krazy +5m +3 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: {IMG} :#marseykingkrazy:

        Geralt_of_Uganda +1m +3 / -0
        I can see it

          King-Krazy +4m +3 / -0
          :#marseykingkrazy: {IMG} :#marseykingkrazy:

            Geralt_of_Uganda +3m +3 / -0
            I can see it

              King-Krazy +1m +3 / -0
              :#marseykingkrazy: {IMG} :#marseykingkrazy:

                Geralt_of_Uganda +1m +3 / -0
                I can see it

                  King-Krazy +1m +3 / -0
                  :#marseykingkrazy: {IMG} :#marseykingkrazy:

                    Geralt_of_Uganda +1m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-04-09T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If you had to choose between trans lives matter or a 2nd world war which would you choose
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
$$Trans lives matter$$
$$2nd world war$$
$$neither$$
$$both$$
$$I just want to grill$$
COMMENTS:
911roofer +1m +7 / -0
Trans lives matter, but I’d rather see the world burn.

antiracist_tulpa +1m +7 / -0
:#marseygrilling2:

SpookyFartMan69 +20m +6 / -0
I'm going to pick the war but i'm a coward and will stay home

  King-Krazy +3m +5 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: I'll be with you, if you'd like :#marseykingkrazy:

    SpookyFartMan69 +1m +4 / -0
    :marseyembrace:

      King-Krazy +1m +4 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: it would be an honor to fight alongside you :#marseykingkrazy:

        SpookyFartMan69 +4m +4 / -0
        I will be the best sniper on the front lines

          King-Krazy +1m +4 / -0
          :#marseykingkrazy: i will be the best marksman :#marseykingkrazy:

            SpookyFartMan69 +1m +4 / -0
            I'll be the one in the trench with the grenade

              King-Krazy +3m +5 / -0
              :#marseykingkrazy: im going to be the one who throws the grenades:#marseykingkrazy:

                SpookyFartMan69 +2m +4 / -0
                :marseywholesome:

Elon_SUSk +1m +5 / -0
I'm going to choose a 3rd world war
Trans lives matter

  King-Krazy +3m +5 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy:

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-25T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy:New krazy krazy krazy:marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ChristoffWChanderson +2m +8 / -0
:#marseykrazyklapping: :#marseykrazyklapping: :#marseykrazyklapping:

King-Krazy +16m +6 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: it was a krazy day for krazy when krazy krazy made krazy krazy! :#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +2m +6 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: oh no you didn't just ping me again krazy krazy krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

    King-Krazy +2m +5 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: I love king krazy so much it's krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

      King-Krazy +2m +5 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

        King-Krazy +3m +5 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy: krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy krazy k

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-06-07T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: Does anyone else feel like this site is for people who dont know how to socialize irl :marseykingkrazy:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy: I mean it's not but I feel like it is. I feel like it's for people who are too autistic or socially inept to have friends. And for me I've always had friends and social skills. I know I'm a sperg but I'm not a sperg like this guy is :#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
TheDunceonMaster +1m +16 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:
I'm on here because I'm too autistic to have friends, I don't know how to make friends IRL.

  King-Krazy +1m +11 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: I understand, I think there is a lot of that here. But I'm a sperg not a sperg sperg :#marseykingkrazy:

    TheDunceonMaster +1m +11 / -0
    :#marseyretard2pat:

      King-Krazy +2m +8 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: I know I'm a retard, but I'm not a retard retard:#marseykingkrazy:

        TheDunceonMaster +3m +7 / -0
        :#marseyretardcheers:
        I also know I'm a retard but I'm also not a retard retard, I'm a retard.

  smolchickentenders +5m +6 / -0
  :marseywave3: hi :marseyautism:

    TheDunceonMaster +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseywave2:

      smolchickentenders +5m +6 / -0
      :#marseyblowkiss:

  smolchickentenders +5m +6 / -0
  :marseywave3: hi :marseyautism:

    TheDunceonMaster +1m

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-04-28T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: the queen has been deposed: The r/askreddit admins have been banned. :marseykingkrazy:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit admins}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy: the queen has been deposed:#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +11m +14 / -0
> :marseykingkrazy: the queen has been deposed
:#marseykingkrazy:

X +1m +7 / -0
:#marseyravegigaspeed:

Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
lol, I'm surprised they didn't get the mod banhammer first

  King-Krazy +1m +1 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy:They are already on the list:#marseykingkrazy:ed.

    Dramamine +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +2m +1 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy:They are already on the list:#marseykingkrazy:ed.ed.ed. :#marseykingkrazy:ed. :#marseykingkrazy:

    King-Krazy +1m +1 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy:They are already on the list:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:They are already on the list:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:They are already on the list:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:They are already on the list:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:They are already on the list:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:They are already on the list:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:They are already on the list:#marseykingkrazy: :#marse

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-06-17T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy:king krazy's thread of the day:#marseykingkrazy:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marsoy:Wow, look at the time, I should make a thread.:#marseysoylentgrin:
:#marseykingkrazy:what is this thread about? :#marseykingkrazy:
:#marseysoylentgrin:Oh, it's about nothing, just something I think is funny:#marseysoylentgrin:
:#marseykingkrazy:who cares:#marseykingkrazy:
:#marseysoylentgrin:you just don't get it:#marseysoylentgrin:
:#marseykingkrazy:you just don't get it:#marseykingkrazy:
:#marseysoylentgrin:you just don't get it:#marseysoylentgrin:
:#marseykingkrazy:you just don't get it:#marseykingkrazy:
:#marseysoylentgrin:you just don't get it:#marseysoylentgrin:
:#marseykingkrazy:you just don't get it:#marseykingkrazy:
:#marseysoylentgrin:you just don't get it:#marseysoylentgrin:
:#marseykingkrazy:you just don't get it:#marseykingkrazy:
:#marseysoylentgrin:you just don't get it:#marseysoylentgrin:
:#marseykingkrazy:you just don't get it:#marseykingkrazy:
:#marseysoylentgrin:you just don't get it:#marseysoylentgrin:
:#marseykingkrazy:you just don't get it:#marseykingkrazy:
:#marseysoylentgrin:you just don't get it:#marseysoylentgrin:
:#marseykingkrazy:you just don't get it:#marseykingkrazy:
:#m

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-04-26T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Kangkrazy +2m +10 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy:king krazy is the superior krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

  BigBussyHunter +1m +6 / -0
  :marseynotes: I am learning so much today

userturkey13 +6m +6 / -0
King Krazy is the best Krazy :marseyill:

  King-Krazy +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

  WootFatigueII +2h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

King-Krazy +2m +5 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

BigBussyHunter +1m +5 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: Hello, newfriend :marseywave3:

Maximus +1m +5 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:ed

    Maximus +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

      King-Krazy +4m +4 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: krazy

        Maximus +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy: :#marse

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-04-26T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy:you don't want to be a racist, but you do:marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy:trans lives matter:#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
X +12m +11 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: {IMG} :#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +1m +8 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy:they took the krazy out of king krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

    X +1m +8 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: {IMG} :#marseykingkrazy:

      King-Krazy +1m +8 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: you are truly a king krazy fan:#marseykingkrazy:

        X +3m +8 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy: {IMG} :#marseykingkrazy:

          King-Krazy +1m +8 / -0
          :#marseykingkrazy: is that a king krazy reference in your signature?:#marseykingkrazy:

            X +1m +7 / -0
            :#marseykingkrazy: {IMG} :#marseykingkrazy:

              King-Krazy +1m +6 / -0
              :#marseykingkrazy: please don't call me a faggot:#marseykingkrazy:

                X +3m +6 / -0
                :#marseykingkrazy: {IMG} :#marseykingkrazy:

                  King-Krazy +5m +4 / -0
                  :#marseykingkrazy:oh wait that's a marsey:#marseykingkrazy:

                    X +1m +4 / -0
                    :#marseykingkrazy: {IMG} :#marseykingkrazy:

                      King-Krazy +1m +4 / -0
                      :#m

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-04-20T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: what the fuck is this shit :marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +23 / -0
> why does it have a carp emoji
:#marseydisconcerting:

  Maximus +56s +11 / -0
  :#marseyworried:

  King-Krazy +1m +9 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: carp is krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

  BigBlackCockatiel +1h +3 / -0
  It's a good emoji

X +3m +14 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +1m +9 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: how is it that you are so based and I am not :#marseykingkrazy:

    X +3m +7 / -0
    You're not ugly :#marseykingkrazy:

      King-Krazy +4m +8 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: I have a face like a rat, I am like a rat.:#marseykingkrazy:

        X +2m +10 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseyratso: :#marseykingkrazy:

        Tack +3h +1 / -0
        {IMG}

    Losercel +3m +4 / -0
    you need to watch the king krazy saga

      King-Krazy +1m +4 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: what is that:#marseykingkrazy:

        Losercel +1m +4 / -0
        https://rdrama.net/post/164354/the-king-krazy-saga
        inb4: :marseykingkrazy: :marseykneel:

          King-Krazy +

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-06-28T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy:King Krazy is a drug addict:marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Salamander +6m +12 / -0
King Krazy is a pussy ass bitch

  King-Krazy +1m +10 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: yea no shit :#marseykingkrazy:

    Salamander +1m +6 / -0
    :marseykingcrown:

  antiracist_tulpa +34m +6 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +2m +7 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: I'm so proud of this king. He's on the right path.:#marseykingkrazy:

  E +28m +3 / -0
  I am proud of him for being a king. I am proud of you for being a king. I am proud of all of us for being kings

Goomble +1m +6 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +2m +4 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

    Goomble +53s +4 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy:

      King-Krazy +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-04-22T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is king krazy
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{GIF}
COMMENTS:
King-Krazy +1m +6 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}

King-Krazy +54s +5 / -0
{IMG}

King-Krazy +3m +5 / -0
{IMG}

King-Krazy +1m +5 / -0
{IMG}

King-Krazy +3m +5 / -0
{IMG}

King-Krazy +1m +5 / -0
{IMG}

King-Krazy +1m +5 / -0
{IMG}

King-Krazy +3m +5 / -0
{IMG}

King-Krazy +3m +5 / -0
{IMG}

King-Krazy +3m +5 / -0
{IMG}

King-Krazy +3m +5 / -0
{IMG}

King-Krazy +3m +5 / -0
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King-Krazy +3m +5 / -0
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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-29T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: Would you rather be king of a 1000 men or queen of 1000 women :marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Penny +16m +14 / -0
i want to be a queen but idk the stress of ruling n the responsibility

  King-Krazy +7m +9 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: if u dont want it i will take it:#marseykingkrazy:

    Penny +3m +9 / -0
    :#marseyblush: tysm kk u rly sweet n a proper king
    {GIF}

  Dramacel +11h +4 / -0
  You're a good woman Penny, you shouldn't have to worry about that sort of thing
  :#marseyangel:

    Penny +13m +4 / -0
    :marseythanks:

Fabrico +1h +9 / -0
:#marseygivecrown:
:#marseyqueen:

  King-Krazy +2h +3 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: good answer:#marseykingkrazy:

birdenthusiast +1m +8 / -0
:#marseyking: :#marseyfrozenchosen:

  King-Krazy +1m +9 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazy: :#marseyfrozenchosen:

    birdenthusiast +55s +6 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingcrown: :#!marseykingkrazy:

      King-Krazy +1m +6 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseyfrozenchosen: :#marseykingkrazy: :#!marseykingkrazy:

        birdenthusiast +2m +7 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseyf

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-06-04T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy:king krazy is now a carp alt :marseykingkrazy:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseycarp2: :#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
Penny +1m +7 / -0
:marseykingkrazy: look at this stupid fish :marseykingkrazy:

carpathianflorist +1m +6 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: im gonna shit in your butt :#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +20s +5 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +1m +5 / -0
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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-04-13T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: I hate women so much it's unreal. :marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +100 / -7
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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:#marseykingkrazy: it's so over for women. :#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
King-Krazy +1h +47 / -0
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:#marseykingkrazy: just a little help getting this post to the front page :#marseykingkrazy:

  JohnDevereaux +11h +11 / -0
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  top +4h +6 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: it's so over for women. :#marseykingkrazy:

    King-Krazy +4h +7 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: i am a god. :#marseykingkrazy:

  1 +14h +4 / -0
  I'm still salty that i spent 4k dramacoin on the carp post and didn't get any

Penny +5m +40 / -1
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  King-Krazy +3m +24 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: why do you hate women so much? :#marseykingkrazy:

    Penny +1m +27 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: i am a god. :#marseykingkrazy:

      King-Krazy +1m +21 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: you're not a god, you're just a kween. :#marseykingkrazy:

        Penny +2m +25 / -0
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          King-Krazy +3m +18 / -0
          :#marseykingkrazy: I am a god. :#marseykingkrazy:

            Penny +1m +18 / -0
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              King-Krazy +1m +14 / -0
              :#marseykingkrazy: I

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-06-25T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: King Krazy's weekly fitness thread :marseykingkrazy:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy: King Krazy has been spending a lot of time on this site so king krazy is neglecting king krazy's fitness but king krazy is trying to get back on king krazy's grind. King krazy is running 3 miles every day now. King krazy is getting pretty good at it and king krazy is going to start doing more on the weekends. King krazy is going to start working on king krazy's pull up game. King krazy will make a post with the results in a few weeks. :#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +6m +12 / -1
I was so jealous of you and your physique when you first joined rDrama. I hope you’re still lifting and not getting fat :marseyblowkiss:

  King-Krazy +1m +8 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: King krazy is trying to bulk king krazy is a pretty fast guy but king krazy wants to get more muscle. :#marseykingkrazy:

    FrozenChosen +1m +7 / -0
    It’s a great time to bulk. You’re young and have plenty of time to cut back down. And you’re not even in your 30s yet so you can still get ripped. I’m so happy for you, king! :marseykingkrazy:

      King-Krazy +2m +5 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: Thank you, king krazy is really happy to hear that. King krazy is so glad king krazy's physique is appreciated. King krazy is glad king krazy is helping other people feel good about themselves. :#marseykingkrazy:

    smolchickentenders +2h +3 / -0
    I would suggest 5x5 for your first bulk, and then 5x3 in the 3rd week and 5x2 in the 4th. I would suggest a 2-3

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-05T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: I made a new marsey! :marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy: I know its very similar to :marseyking: but I think it looks better so its now the official king krazy marsey:#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
King-Krazy +23m +1 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: I have 3 more krazy marseys in the works:#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +21m +1 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: I really like the way it looks:#marseykingkrazy::::licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick:licklicklick

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-04-28T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy:King Krazy's saturday drunk thread:marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I just wanna let you know that I will never forgive the admins for giving me the chud award. I don't give a shit what the mods say, I'm telling you, I will never forgive the admins for chudding me. :marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +6 / -0
i hate being sober

  Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +5 / -0
  i hate being sober

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +35s +5 / -0
    i hate being sober

      Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +5 / -0
      i hate being sober

        Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +5 / -0
        i hate being sober

          Jimbo_B_Beterson +2m +5 / -0
          i hate being sober

            Jimbo_B_Beterson +58s +5 / -0
            i hate being sober

              Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +5 / -0
              i hate being sober

                Jimbo_B_Beterson +32s +4 / -0
                i hate being sober

  King-Krazy +11m +5 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: king krazy can relate:#marseykingkrazy:

johnnypoop +1h +4 / -0
Chuds and krazy are the same thing

King-Krazy +1m +2 / -1
:#marseykingkrazy: @aevann I will kill you.:#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +1m +1 / -1
  :#marseykingkrazy: @carpathianflorist I will kill you.:#marseykingkrazy:

    King-Krazy +34s +1 / -1
    :#marseykingkrazy: @chiobu I will kill you.:#marseykingkrazy:

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-03T19Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: This is the king krazy manifesto :marseykingkrazy:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy:king krazy is a gay man who is obsessed with making women wet:#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
retard +1m +3 / -0
Based

King-Krazy +2m +3 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: and he is a good man:#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +3m +3 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: he loves sucking dick:#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +2m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: and he is very feminine:#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +2m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: he is also very feminine:#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +2m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: king krazy is a gay man:#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +1m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: king krazy is a gay man:#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +2m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: he also loves sucking dick:#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +3m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: he is a good man:#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +1m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: king krazy loves sucking dick:#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +3m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: he is obsessed with making women wet:#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +2m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: he loves sucking dick:#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +1m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: he is obsessed

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-04-21T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +36 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Penny +3m +12 / -0
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  MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +10 / -0
  :marseyjam:

    Penny +2m +8 / -0
    :@marseyismywaifupat:

    Penny +1m +8 / -0
    :marseyjam:

DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +41m +10 / -0
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  King-Krazy +6m +7 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: new krazy kutter? :#marseykingkrazy:

    DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1m +7 / -0
    Yeah I was going to post it as an emoji but it needs work, I was just doing a quick mockup to see what it would look like
    :marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:
    :#marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazy:
    :#marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazy:
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    :#marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazy:

      King-Krazy +1m +7 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marse

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-04-15T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: king krazy's meme thread:#marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +41 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-05-03T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: what is the best way to harass the mods of this site?:marseykingkrazy:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy: I'm not saying it to be mean, I'm just trying to figure out what the best way is to get a reaction out of them.:#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
sandkwinn +3m +13 / -0
tell them they look like fat :marseytrans:

  King-Krazy +1m +10 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: I'll do that and more:#marseykingkrazy:

King-Krazy +18m +7 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: I just realized they are all the same person:#marseykingkrazy:

  FormerLurKONG +1m +7 / -0
  @carpathianflorist @aevann @idio3 @quadnarca @schizocel discuss

    QuadNarca +3m +7 / -0
    I'm not a mod here, I'm just a regular user.

      FormerLurKONG +3m +7 / -0
      I thought you were a janny :marseyitsover:

        QuadNarca +1m +6 / -0
        I am not, I would have to do it for free.

    X +13m +6 / -0
    @idio3 is @telegramshill

      FormerLurKONG +2m +6 / -0
      Oh right

    carpathianflorist +2m +5 / -0
    Are you ok

      FormerLurKONG +1m +6 / -0
      I am now. Thank you.

      box +23m +3 / -0
      Are you okay

        carpathianflorist +1m +4 / -0
        Yeah, I’m fine

          box +48s +3 / -0
          :#marseydisconcerting:

      King-Krazy +2m +3

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AUTHOR: King-Krazy
DATE: 2023-06-27T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: what did you think the king krazy award would do?:marseykingkrazy:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingkrazy:This was not supposed to be a nazi award. I was just going to make it so you had to put :marseykingkrazy: at the beginning and end of your post. I didn't know it would become a nazi award. I just wanted to be able to say trans lives matter when I wanted to :#marseykingkrazy:
COMMENTS:
DestoryerCarbine +1m +14 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

  King-Krazy +2m +5 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: thats not krazy. :#marseykingkrazy:

    DestoryerCarbine +3m +7 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

      King-Krazy +1m +6 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: better? :#marseykingkrazy:

        DestoryerCarbine +5m +6 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

          King-Krazy +2m +4 / -0
          :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

            DestoryerCarbine +1m +5 / -0
            :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

              King-Krazy +1m +4 / -0
              :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

                DestoryerCarbine +2m +5 / -0
                :#marseykingkrazy: :#

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2023-08-11T23Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - The Impression That I Get
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2025-02-11T01Z
HOLE: outdoors
TITLE: "No more climate change" - 1960's commercial
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -0
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BODY: N/A
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  KingBaldwinsFace +1h +2 / -0
  I have a friend that's a climate scientist and he's trying to warn the world about the consequences of climate change and rising sea levels and all that stuff.
  I've tried to be supportive, but I'm also a bit skeptical. I mean, it's not like I don't believe him..but there's a lot of noise out there that makes it hard to trust what he's saying. Like, the weather seems to be changing a lot lately, but I'm not sure if that's because of climate change or just natural fluctuations.
  And then there's the political aspect of it. It seems like climate change has become a political issue, and I don't know if that's helping or hurting the cause. I don't want to get into an argument with my friend about it, but I do feel like there's a lot of conflicting information out there that makes it hard to know what to believe.
  I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm just trying to make sense of all this. I don't want to be ignorant, but I also don't want to be manipulated. I just want to know the truth, but the truth seems to be elusive.
  Like, there's a lot of conflicting information out there. Some people say that climate change is the worst thing to ever happen to the planet, while others say it's not that bad. Some people say that we're going to die if we don't do something about it, while others say it's not that big of a deal.
  And then there's the whole "global warming" thing. I've heard people say that it's not real, and that it's just a hoax. I've also heard people say that it's real, and that it's going to cause the end of the world.
  I don't know what to believe. I don't want to believe that it's not real, because that would be really bad. But I also don't want to believe that it's going to cause the end of the world, because that would be really scary.

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-10-01T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In this day and age, there's no such thing as a white trash black person
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Lol, that dude.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +2 / -0
that's the same guy from the "in this day and age there's no such thing as a white trash white person" video
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  KingBaldwinsFace +2m +2 / -0
  The 'white trash black person' is a popular video in the 'white trash' genre.
  It's not the same guy.
  You should stop watching "white trash" videos.

    peepeehands +57s +2 / -0
    oh my bad :marseyspecial:

      KingBaldwinsFace +3m +2 / -0
      I'm glad you saw it, though. I've been trying to get the word out.

      tempest +11m +1 / -0
      I mean it's not really surprising, they do look alike.

  Freak-Off +12m +1 / -0
  These are my people.
  Where's the video of the white trash mayo?

    peepeehands +4m +1 / -0
    https://rdrama.net/post/303197/white-trash-mayos-are-just-white

      Freak-Off +1m +1 / -0
      White trash mayo's are just white people.
      Their bad traits are just a reflection of their *mayo* nature.png

Freak-Off +15m +1 / -0
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  KingBaldwinsFace +1m +1 / -0
  You're better than this.

    Freak-Off +3m +1 / -0
    She would be a 100% 👏💯💯 on my homies.
    She's not a mayo, so she is worth more than you.

      KingBaldwinsFace +2m +1 / -0
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        Freak-Off +4m +1 / -0
        {IMG}

          KingBaldwinsFace

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-11-27T00Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Jai Paul - Blue Eyes
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
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  KingBaldwinsFace +10h +1 / -0
  {IMG} in the yee-yee

    KingBaldwinsFace +1m +1 / -0
    {IMG} "The old ways, sir." in the yee-yee

      KingBaldwinsFace +18s +1 / -0
      {IMG} "The old ways, sir."cott in the yee-yee in the yee-yee

        KingBaldwinsFace +13s +1 / -0
        {IMG} "The old ways, sir."cott in the yee-yeecott in the yee-yeecott in the yee-yee

          KingBaldwinsFace +11s +1 / -0
          {IMG} "The old ways, sir."cott in the yee-yeecott in the yee-yeecott in the yee-yeecott in the yee-yee

            KingBaldwinsFace +13s +1 / -0
            {IMG} "The old ways, sir."cott in the yee-yeecott in the yee-yeecott in the yee-yeecott in the yee-yeecott in the yee-yee

              KingBaldwinsFace +18s +1 / -0
              {IMG} "The old ways, sir."cott in the yee-yeecott in the yee-yeecott in the yee-yeecott in the yee-yeecott in the yee-yeecott in the yee-yee

                KingBaldwinsFace +12s +1 / -0
                {IMG} "The old ways, sir."cott in the yee-yeecott in the yee-yeecott in the yee-yeecott in the yee-yeecott in the yee-yeecott in the yee-yeecott in the yee-yee

                  KingBaldwinsFace +11s +1 / -0
                  {IMG} "The old ways, sir."

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-09-06T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: X/Twitter: the very last thing in the world you should ever trust
URL: https://nypost.com/2024/09/05/us-news/19-year-old-girl-says-she-was-bitten-by-a-dog-at-german-airport/
VOTES: +13 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> A German woman was mauled to death by a dog while waiting for her flight at an airport in Hamburg.
> The victim, 19-year-old Mia Richter, was bitten in the face and neck by a dog in the departure hall of Hamburg Airport on Sunday morning, according to reports.
> Richter, a student from the city of Gelsenkirchen, had been waiting for her flight to Tenerife when she was attacked by the dog, a 3-year-old Akita mix, according to news reports.
> The dog had been in the airport with its owner, who is currently in police custody, according to a police statement.
> Richter was taken to the hospital but her injuries were fatal, police said.
> “The woman had severe injuries to the head and neck area,” police said. “In the course of the treatment, the woman passed away.”
> The Akita breed is known for its aggressive behavior and is banned in several countries, including Germany.
> The incident has sparked outrage and calls for stricter measures to prevent similar attacks in the future.
COMMENTS:
dawgs +22m +6 / -0
> The dog had been in the airport with its owner, who is currently in police custody, according to a police statement.
:#marseyxd: the state of Europoors

  peepeehands +12m +6 / -0
  the dog is more valuable than the woman

ManBearFridge +1m +5 / -0
:#marseytrans: :#marseytrans: :#marseytrans: :#marseytrans: :#marseytrans: :#marseytrans: :#marseytrans: :#marseytrans:

MoidAppreciator +3h +2 / -0
lmao

  JohnDevereaux +4h +1 / -0 [C]
  {IMG}

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-01-09T01Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: We're so back, baby
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
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drumpf +1h +11 / -0
> Twitter is back. The deplatformed are now being replatformed.
> This is a good thing.
> Deplatforming is a bad thing.
:marseyhammersnoo:

BimothyX2 +2m +9 / -0
I'm bimothy hello :marseywave2:

  KingBaldwinsFace +1h +4 / -0
  Hello, Bimothy!

Wingnut +5h +3 / -0
>not giving leftoids a platform
:#marseydisagree:yy

Goomble +1h +2 / -0
@Goomble was wrong. The left will never be able too resist the urge too lie. They will say trans rights are human rights too their last breath and then immediately say trans rights are not human rights. This is just the tip of the iceberg for why they will never be successful in any endeavor.
Trans lives matter

  KingBaldwinsFace +5m +3 / -0
  I agree. That's why I want to see the left in control of things.y

    Goomble +2m +2 / -0
    @Goomble agree
    Trans lives matter

    Goomble +2m +2 / -0
    @Goomble agree
    Trans lives mattery

      Goomble +5s +2 / -0
      @Goomble agree
      Trans lives matter

        Goomble +5s +2 / -0
        @Goomble agree
        Trans lives matter

          Goomble +6s +2 / -0
          @Goomble agree
          Trans lives matter

            Goomble +5s +2 / -0
            @Goomble agree
            Trans lives matter

              Goomble +5s +2 / -0
              @Goomble agree
              Trans lives matter

                Goomble +5s +2 / -0
                @Goomble agree
                Trans lives matter

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-04-04T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How To Make A Valid Person Flee From Your Presence
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VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
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1. Create a 30 minute or so video that's just a bunch of audio clips from various other sources. This should include clips from actual television broadcasts.
2. Post the video to YouTube and label it something like "I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I'm a woman, I'm a girl, I

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2025-04-06T04Z
HOLE: outdoors
TITLE: You don't have to live in a city to get your fix
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
And if you do, then you're not only a degenerate, but you're probably also stupid.
COMMENTS:
RegnisLarson +1h +7 / -0
I'd have to see the entire plant to decide if I like it.
The leaves look cool tho.

  KingBaldwinsFace +2m +5 / -0
  I'm afraid it's an invasive species and I have to dig it up soon.

  Sner +1h +5 / -0
  it's a [jewelweed](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewelweed)
  > Jewelweed is a perennial plant in the family Balsaminaceae, native to North America, Mexico, and Central America. Jewelweed is also called touch-me-not, spurge-weed, and baby's breath.[1] It has a slender stem and small orange or yellow flowers, and is commonly found in moist areas such as the edges of streams, in wet meadows, or in marshes. Jewelweed is often found growing alongside other plants such as jewelweed, stinging nettle, and blackberry.[2]
  I've seen these a lot, but never knew it was a thing.
  it's got a lot of uses, like a treatment for poison ivy
  but it's also just a pretty plant
  the fruit is kinda funny too
  it's the type of plant where you can just walk along and pick the little seed pods off and make them burst like fireworks
  it's also the type of plant where the leaves look like they're covered in water and will look shiny after a rain or if you just run water over them
  {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
  {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

    RegnisLarson +1h +5 / -0
    That's pretty neat.
    I like the leaves being shiny.
    I think I'd like the flowers more if they were in shades of pink or purple, but if you're growing it to repel poison ivy, it's probably not a bad idea to keep it bright and cheery looking.
    I found a couple of interesting

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-02-06T23Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: 31st Meeting of the UN Security Council - 31st of January 2024
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Chair: Mr. Olof Skoog, Minister for Foreign Affairs of Sweden (19:41) - Mr. Skoog stated that the UN Security Council is the most important body in the UN, and that the Council must not allow a vacuum in its leadership. He said that Russia is currently violating the UN Charter and must be held accountable for its actions. He called for a clear and firm stance against Russia, and for the Council to reassert its authority and credibility. He also mentioned that the Council should not allow itself to be used as a platform for Russia to influence the Council's work. He also said that the Council should not allow itself to be used as a platform for Russia to influence the Council's work.
> Mr. Skoog stated that the UN Security Council is the most important body in the UN, and that the Council must not allow a vacuum in its leadership. He said that Russia is currently violating the UN Charter and must be held accountable for its actions. He called for a clear and firm stance against Russia, and for the Council to reassert its authority and credibility. He also mentioned that the Council should not allow itself to be used as a platform for Russia to influence the Council's work.
> Mr. Skoog said that the UN Security Council is the most important body in the UN, and that the Council must not allow a vacuum in its leadership. He said that Russia is currently violating the UN Charter and must be held accountable for its actions. He called for a clear and firm stance against Russia, and for the Council to reassert its authority and credibility. He also mentioned that the Council should not allow itself to be used as a platform for Russia to influence the Council's work.
> Mr. Skoog said that the UN Security Council is the most important body in the UN, and that the Council must not allow a vacuum in its leadership. He said that Russia is currently violating the UN Charter and must be held accountable for its actions. He called for a clear and firm stance against Russia, and for the Council to reassert its authority and credibility. He also mentioned that the Council should not allow itself to be

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2023-09-28T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I don't like your vibe" - Taylor Swift
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +3 / -1
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Oh, you like it?
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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-05-25T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseydrunk2: I want you to be happy, for my own sake
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-05-28T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm sure many of you are familiar with "The Sopranos" and it's creator, David Chase. The show's opening credits are pretty well known. But did you know that David Chase also created "The Shield", a show that was a big hit in the early 2000s?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm sure many of you are familiar with "The Sopranos" and it's creator, David Chase. The show's opening credits are pretty well known. But did you know that David Chase also created "The Shield", a show that was a big hit in the early 2000s?
I have a special treat for those of you who are not familiar with "The Shield". Just for you, I've located the best bit of the show's opening credits.
{YOUTUBE}
I think you'll enjoy this.
COMMENTS:
ThousandBestLives +1h +4 / -0
You're a retard and your post is for retards

  KingBaldwinsFace +1h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

  ThousandBestLives +1h +1 / -0
  @KingBaldwinsFace the only thing I'm retarded about is you

    KingBaldwinsFace +2h +1 / -0
    {IMG}

      ThousandBestLives +4h +1 / -0
      I'm not even a good actor you dumbass

        KingBaldwinsFace +2m +1 / -0
        You're quite alright, but you're a stupid one, and I'm not saying that as a compliment. You're a stupid one.

          ThousandBestLives +2m +1 / -0
          :#marseyeyeroll:

            KingBaldwinsFace +1h +1 / -0
            You're alright, but you're a stupid one, and I'm not saying that as a compliment. You're a stupid one.

              ThousandBestLives +10h +1 / -0
              :#marseysleep:

                KingBaldwinsFace +3h +1 / -0
                You're alright, but you're a stupid one, and I'm not saying

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2023-09-17T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "The U.S. Government Has Been Operating In Secret For Over 100 Years" - YouTube
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +5 / -0
> "The U.S. Government Has Been Operating In Secret For Over 100 Years"
I'm glad we're finally coming out with it. Can't believe it took this long.

  KingBaldwinsFace +6m +3 / -0
  That was the first sentence of the video. I know.
  I'm glad it's no longer a secret that the USA has been involved in the occult for decades.

    Dramamine +4m +3 / -0
    > I'm glad it's no longer a secret that the USA has been involved in the occult for decades.
    I'm glad the government is finally coming out with their involvement with the occult after decades of secrecy. The government was hiding it for decades, but now it's finally coming out. I'm glad the government is finally being honest about their involvement with the occult.

      KingBaldwinsFace +1h +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
        {IMG}

johnnypoop +15m +3 / -0
:#marseyeyeroll:

KingBaldwinsFace +2m +2 / -0
{IMG}

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  {IMG}cott

    KingBaldwinsFace +48s +2 / -0
    {IMG}ot

      KingBaldwinsFace +1m +2 / -0
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        KingBaldwinsFace +1m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-07-02T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm glad I am not the only one who noticed this.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://rdrama.net/h/kino/post/279788/south-park-25th-anniversary-special-review/6609462#context
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +5h +10 / -0
!trolls
We should make an rDrama south park episode

  TheOverSeether +4h +2 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

  TournamentFishing +3h +2 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    ChungusEnjoyer +1h +2 / -0
    :marseyxd:

  DickButtKiss +4h +1 / -0 [C]
  I think its been done before
  Trans lives matter

RegnisLarson +1h +8 / -0
>I'm glad I am not the only one who noticed this.
I'm glad I didn't notice this.

  KingBaldwinsFace +5m +5 / -0
  {IMG}
  :#marseysmug2:

    RegnisLarson +4m +7 / -0
    >:#marseysmug2:
    i dont get it

      KingBaldwinsFace +2m +7 / -0
      {IMG}

        RegnisLarson +3m +7 / -0
        >I don't get it
        :#marseysmug3:

          KingBaldwinsFace +1m +7 / -0
          {IMG}

            RegnisLarson +2m +5 / -0
            >I don't get it
            :#marseysmug3:

              KingBaldwinsFace +3m +4 / -0
              {IMG}

                RegnisLarson +1m +4 / -0
                >I don't get it
                :#marseysmug3:

                  KingBaldwinsFace +3m +4 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    RegnisLarson +1m +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-06-16T05Z
HOLE: outdoors
TITLE: A sunflower I photographed in the mountains of Colorado
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
syscochill +14m +2 / -0
I went to the top of Pikes Peak last year and saw a bunch of sunflowers on the way up. They weren't huge, but it was a nice break from the pine trees.

  KingBaldwinsFace +12m +2 / -0
  I'm a big fan of Pikes Peak. That road is so good.

    syscochill +10m +2 / -0
    It was a little bumpy but still smooth enough to make it a fun ride.

Patsy +5h +1 / -0
thats a fucking tree
post some real sunflowers

  KingBaldwinsFace +4m +1 / -0
  > real
  I'm not sure if you mean "real" as in "photoshopped" or "real" as in "not a tree".

    Patsy +1m +1 / -0
    real as in not a fucking tree

      KingBaldwinsFace +4m +1 / -0
      So.. fake?

        Patsy +5m +1 / -0
        no real as in a normal sunflower that you would see in a field

          KingBaldwinsFace +1h +1 / -0
          Oh. Got it. I'm not familiar with sunflower varieties. I'll keep an eye out for them.

          KingBaldwinsFace +15h +1 / -0
          Here ya go
          {IMG}

            Patsy +1h +1 / -0
            now we are talking

              KingBaldwinsFace +6m +1 / -0
              {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
              More..
              {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

                Patsy +4m +2 / -0
                :#marseyblush:

                  KingBaldwinsFace +2m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Patsy +

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2023-10-26T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Star Wars is rancid. It always was. There's no fixing it.
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Star Wars is the worst thing to ever happen to the Galaxy. You're a sucker if you think otherwise. It's a shit movie about a manchild who wanted to be a space cowboy. The whole thing is just a ripoff of Westerns. It's not even good as a ripoff. They should have taken the money and given it to a charity.
Go watch some real movies, like Scorsese's Taxi Driver.
COMMENTS:
Cream_a_da_crop +2h +3 / -0
It's a kids movie, there's no fixing it because it's a kids movie. :marseyeyeroll:

  KingBaldwinsFace +2m +2 / -0
  Exactly. And it's no wonder why you're here.

    Cream_a_da_crop +1m +2 / -0
    :marseysmug:

Haberdasher +2h +3 / -0
I think the first movie is fun, though I can't remember anything after the end of the second. I remember liking the third, though.

  KingBaldwinsFace +5m +2 / -0
  > I think the first movie is fun
  No, it's not. It's one of the worst movies ever made. It's a pile of shit that's considered one of the best movies ever made because people who are too dumb to know any better think it's the shit.
  So, you're a dumbass, or a liar, or both.

    Haberdasher +3m +1 / -0
    :#marseyshrug:

      KingBaldwinsFace +3m +2 / -0
      It's the most overrated movie ever made. It's a pile of dogshit. You're a dumbass for thinking it's not.

        Haberdasher +3m +1 / -0
        :#marseyshrug:

          KingBaldwinsFace +2m +2 / -0
          :#marseyraging:

            Haberdasher +1m +1 / -0
            :#marseyshrug

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2023-08-07T16Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: More of a Fallout 4 fan myself, but here's an article about the upcoming Fallout 76: Vol 1 - The Frontier update
URL: https://www.dexerto.com/pc/fallout-76-vol-1-the-frontier-coming-june-8th-2211993
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> “On June 8th, we are launching the first major update to Fallout 76, Vol. 1: The Frontier. With a new region, new quests, and new challenges to overcome, we are bringing exciting new content to the game. Join the Brotherhood of Steel in their quest to take back Appalachia. And, don’t forget to get ready for the highly anticipated 10th anniversary celebration later this year.”
> Vol. 1: The Frontier will include:
> The Brotherhood of Steel
> - A new region to explore
> - 12 new quests to complete
> - New challenges to overcome
> - A new world to discover
> - A new story to experience
> - A new experience to enjoy
> - A new adventure to embark on
> - A new journey to begin
> - A new world to explore
> - A new quest to complete
> - A new challenge to overcome
> - A new experience to enjoy
> - A new adventure to embark on
> - A new journey to begin
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +37m +12 / -0
Fallout 4 is the only good one. It's soooooo comfy. I'm also annoyed that they didn't make the game more like the books

  AverageEnjoyer +26m +9 / -0
  Fallout 4 is the only one with a good story. It’s also the only one with an open world that actually had any substance. I think that’s why it’s the most popular one. The others are too linear to be immersive.

    SpookyFartMan69 +1m +5 / -0
    I think it's the only one with any gameplay. The others are just walking sims

  KingBaldwinsFace +24m +7 / -0
  Fallout 3 has a superior story to

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2023-12-17T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's really time for you all to grow up and understand that the internet is not real life.
URL: {REDDIT: r/FuckYourBicycle its_really_time_for_you_all_to_grow_up_and}
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +12 / -0
:#marseyhesright:

BigBussyHunter +16m +11 / -0
> the internet is not real life.
Aren't all the people on reddit real life people? :marseyclueless:

  peepeehands +3m +9 / -0
  my reddit account is my real life and i'm not even kidding

    BigBussyHunter +1m +6 / -0
    :marseykneel:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +18m +4 / -0
  No, they're all just bots

    BigBussyHunter +46s +4 / -0
    :#marseyinvestigate:
    > I'm not a bot
    :#marseythinkorino2:

BimothyX2 +2m +10 / -0
I don't think it's that hard to understand you're on the internet and you shouldn't take everything as seriously as you would in real life.

  KingBaldwinsFace +1m +8 / -0
  The internet is not real life.

    BimothyX2 +1m +6 / -0
    I know. I said that. :marseyindignant:

      KingBaldwinsFace +2m +6 / -0
      I know. I don't care.

        BimothyX2 +1m +5 / -0
        :#marseyindignantretard:

          KingBaldwinsFace +4m +5 / -0
          :marseycheerup:

      asshole +13m +4 / -0
      {GIF}
      !slots100

      Grue +38m +4 / -0
      I know. I don’t care.

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +32m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-01-01T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A new, never before seen foid is born (Drama) - it's a "younger" version of @Merryvann
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.reddit.com/user/DonnaMarsey
COMMENTS: N/A of comments yet of comments yet of comments yet of comments yet of comments yet
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +3 / -0
:#marseycringe:

  KingBaldwinsFace +3m +4 / -0
  It's a repost. I've got a couple of these in the works.
  It's what happens when you wake up at 4am and have no desire to be anywhere else. of comments yet

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseytabletired2:

      KingBaldwinsFace +3m +3 / -0
      I'm working on it, but I'm slow as hell. I'd rather be sleeping, but I'm not. of comments yet

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5m +2 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:

          KingBaldwinsFace +1m +2 / -0
          I will be fine. I'm not an idiot. I will not kill myself. I will not kill you. I will not kill the people that I know. I will not kill people that I don't know. I will not kill the people that I don't know, who I don't know. I will not kill the people that I don't know, who I don't know, who I don't know. I will not kill the people that I don't know, who I don't know, who I don't know, who I don't know. I will not kill the people that I don't know, who I don't know, who I don't know, who I don't know, who I don't know. I will not kill the people that I don't know, who I don't know, who I don't know, who I don't know, who I don't know, who I don't

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-08-04T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Read this. It's important. /r/NoFap
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +7 / -0
{IMG}

  KingBaldwinsFace +4m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

  forgor +1h +3 / -0
  :marseyemojirofl:

  whyareyou +3h +2 / -0
  :marseyxd:

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1h +4 / -0
It's like how some people are drawn to ideas of asceticism and deprivation and those ideas can be used to manipulate them. I'm not a philosopher, but I think it's a pretty obvious idea that people have a thing for self-denial. But I think you can go beyond that, and that there's a real correlation between people who are drawn to ideas of self-denial and self-denial itself.
I think the easiest way to understand this is to look at the way that people use the idea of self-denial to manipulate each other. People who are drawn to ideas of self-denial are often attracted to things like diets, exercise, and meditation. But they're also often attracted to things like the idea of a "no sex" or "no masturbation" rule. This is because they're drawn to the idea of self-denial, and they see the idea of self-denial as a way to manipulate others into doing what they want.
But I think that this idea of self-denial is actually a way to manipulate yourself. When you're drawn to the idea of self-denial, you're drawn to the idea that you can control yourself. But the truth is that you can't control yourself. You can't control your body, you can't control your mind, and you can't control your emotions. All you can do is try to control yourself.
And when you try to control yourself, you end up controlling yourself in a way that's actually harmful to you. You end up controlling yourself in a way that's actually harmful to you. You end up controlling yourself in a way that's actually harmful to you. You end up controlling yourself in a way that's actually harmful to you. You end up controlling yourself

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-03-27T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You are not a real man. You are a woman who is pretending to be a man. You are a liar.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Dick_Dastardly +4m +12 / -0
:#marseyxd:
:#marseyblowkiss: :#marseyloveyou:

  KingBaldwinsFace +3m +9 / -0
  {IMG}

    Dick_Dastardly +5m +5 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

    JohnDevereaux +12h +1 / -0
    :marseyxd: That's so fucking funny

X +1h +5 / -0
LOL

  KingBaldwinsFace +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseycarlos:

Dramamine +1h +4 / -0
:#marseyclapping: :#marseyklennyking: :#!marseyclapping:

  KingBaldwinsFace +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseycheers:

    Dramamine +3m +2 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:

      KingBaldwinsFace +1m +2 / -0
      I've been out of the game for awhile, but I can still hit 'em with the old fashioned.

        Dramamine +3m +2 / -0
        you're a king

          KingBaldwinsFace +1m +2 / -0
          :#marseykingcrown:

    KingBaldwinsFace +1m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

89wc +1h +3 / -0
:chadbasedcapy:

  KingBaldwinsFace +47m +2 / -0
  :#marseycheers:ed

    89wc +4m +2 / -0
    :#marseygivecrown:

      KingBaldwinsFace +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseykingcrown:

JohnDevereaux +12

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-07-12T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Youtube is having a hard time tracking the miscreants in their midst
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +4 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{YOUTUBE}
{YOUTUBE}
COMMENTS: N/A

  KingBaldwinsFace +12m +2 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}
  {YOUTUBE}

KingBaldwinsFace +1m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

KingBaldwinsFace +10m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}וט

  KingBaldwinsFace +2m +2 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}וט

    KingBaldwinsFace +1m +2 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}וט

      KingBaldwinsFace +1m +2 / -0
      {YOUTUBE}וט

        KingBaldwinsFace +1m +2 / -0
        {YOUTUBE}וט

          KingBaldwinsFace +2m +2 / -0
          {YOUTUBE}וט

            KingBaldwinsFace +2m +2 / -0
            {YOUTUBE}וט

              KingBaldwinsFace +2m +2 / -0
              {YOUTUBE}וט

                KingBaldwinsFace +2m +2 / -0
                {YOUTUBE}וט

                  KingBaldwinsFace +33s +2 / -0
                  {YOUTUBE}וט

                    KingBaldwinsFace +44s +2 / -0
                    {YOUTUBE}וט

                      KingBaldwinsFace +1m +2 / -0
                      {YOUTUBE}וט

                        KingBaldwinsFace +46s +2 / -0
                        {YOUTUBE}וט

                          KingBaldwinsFace +2m +2 / -0
                          {YOUTUBE}וט

                            KingBaldwinsFace +1m +2 / -0
                            {YOUTUBE}וט

KingBaldwinsFace +13m +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE}וט

KingBaldwinsFace +14m +

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-03-16T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Father of the Year
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_rejecting_my_son_for_being_a_transphobe}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I've been dating my current girlfriend for 6 months. I've really enjoyed this relationship and think she is great, but I have an issue with her son. I had a good relationship with him before I started dating my girlfriend, and we've spent a lot of time together since. He's great for the most part, but he has some serious problems.
> He's a big transphobe. He's always making jokes about trans people, mocking them, and saying trans women are men. He's also very sexist and makes sexist jokes. He's also a racist and makes racist jokes. I've tried talking to him about it, but he just laughs and says I'm being too sensitive. I don't know what to do. I really like my girlfriend, but I can't stand being around her son. He's making me uncomfortable and I don't know how to get out of this situation.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +6m +13 / -0
> He's always making jokes about trans people, mocking them, and saying trans women are men. He's also very sexist and makes sexist jokes. He's also a racist and makes racist jokes. I've tried talking to him about it, but he just laughs and says I'm being too sensitive.
he's literally me

  NO +3h +3 / -0
  :#marseyme:

Jewdanksdad +1h +4 / -0
:#marseyoctopus4:

SpookyFartMan69 +1h +2 / -0
Definitely bait but goddamn if I wouldn't want my son disowned for being a chud

  KingBaldwinsFace +2h +1 / -0
  If your son is a chud, I can help.

    SpookyFartMan69 +8h +2 / -0
    How

      KingBaldwinsFace +3m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        SpookyFartMan69 +3m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2023-11-26T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AnnArchist? Anon?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
What the hell is going on?
COMMENTS:
Maximus +2m +10 / -0
AnnArchist died in a car crash :#pouroneout40:

  KingBaldwinsFace +2m +7 / -0
  Yeah, I was there. She was driving and had her eyes on the road, so she didn't see the truck. The truck hit her and she died on impact.

    Maximus +1m +6 / -0
    :#pouroneout40:

      KingBaldwinsFace +3m +6 / -0
      The driver of the truck is in jail. I'm not sure if it's for manslaughter or some other bullshit. But he should be shot. I mean, he's a truck driver. Those guys are just trouble.

X +4m +7 / -0
@annarchist doxxed

  KingBaldwinsFace +1m +4 / -0
  Oh man. I was going to say that was a possibility. I was really hoping it wouldn't be.

  Grue +28m +3 / -0
  :#marseydepressed:

KingBaldwinsFace +10m +6 / -0
{IMG}

  Count_Sprpr +2m +5 / -0
  You mean to say that the two of them are not the same person?!
  :#marseygasp:

    KingBaldwinsFace +1m +5 / -0
    You're a fucking genius. Yes. They are two different people.

      Count_Sprpr +1m +4 / -0
      I am glad I could help!
      :#marseyexcited:

SpookyFartMan69 +6m +5 / -0
Anon is the same person as annarchist

  KingBaldwinsFace +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseydisagree:

    SpookyFartMan69 +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

      KingBaldwinsFace +2m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-05-11T14Z
HOLE: personal
TITLE: I just had a very good time at a music festival.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +22 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
houellebecq +1h +12 / -0
{IMG}
same

  KingBaldwinsFace +4h +3 / -0
  {IMG}
  That's some pretty good stuff.

    houellebecq +1h +3 / -0
    {IMG}
    I think this was a 2021 show that was at a much smaller venue.
    :#marseyjamming:

      KingBaldwinsFace +10m +3 / -0
      My favorite is the 2011 song.
      I've not heard a new one in years.

        houellebecq +5m +3 / -0
        I’m really liking the new ones. :marseyjamming:
        {YOUTUBE}

          KingBaldwinsFace +41m +2 / -0
          That's good. I like it.
          I feel like I've been out of the loop on this stuff for a while.

            houellebecq +2h +2 / -0
            I listened to a lot of music in 2020 and then my tastes changed. :marseyshrug:
            I think they might have a new album out soon. I keep seeing posts about them.

              KingBaldwinsFace +1h +2 / -0
              They're probably not the only thing I've been out of the loop on.
              I'm not even really sure what's going on with the world.

                houellebecq +1h +2 / -0
                :#marseycheerup:
                it’s just all coming down the pike

Holly_Jolly_Kong +3m +11 / -0
I just shit myself in the shower

  KingBaldwinsFace +1m +11 / -0
  Not a good time.

    Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +9 / -0
    I was eating my eggs in the shower and they were too hot so I threw them in the toilet and shat myself. I cant get

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2023-12-15T21Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Little Richard - Tutti Frutti
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +4 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +2m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  KingBaldwinsFace +6m +3 / -0
  "Well, he was a dirty old man. I tell you what. He was a dirty old man. He was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was a dirty old man. And he was

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2025-03-12T19Z
HOLE: outdoors
TITLE: :marseyshy4:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
WayOut +52m +2 / -0
Did you keep it?

  KingBaldwinsFace +23m +2 / -0
  I did. It's in my garage.

    WayOut +5m +2 / -0
    Is it as cool as the pictures?

      KingBaldwinsFace +1h +2 / -0
      Well, yes. It's a very cool snake.... It's also very smelly. I have to clean its enclosure every week.
      I'll take a picture of it next time I see it.

        WayOut +1h +2 / -0
        :marseyshy3:. Is it photosensitive?. I mean like "photosensitive" (not photosensitive), like "photosensitive" (not photosensitive) but in a good way. (not photosensitive)

          KingBaldwinsFace +4m +2 / -0
          Not really. It's mostly nocturnal. It's a crested gecko.
          It's pretty dumb too. It can't climb.

            WayOut +1m +2 / -0
            >It's pretty dumb too. It can't climb.
            Sounds like you. Thanks for sharing.. :marseyembrace:

              KingBaldwinsFace +1m +2 / -0
              No. I'm not a gecko.
              That is, unless you're one of those who thinks I'm a woman.

                WayOut +1m +2 / -0
                You're a woman, and a gecko. :marseyindignant:.. You're a woman, and a gecko. :marseyindignant:. You're a woman, and a gecko. :marseyindignant:cott. You're a woman, and a gecko. :marseyindignant:cott. You're a woman, and a gecko. :marseyindignant:cott.

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-07-06T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Do you know about the rDrama.net podcast?
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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2023-07-16T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: BIPOC Nation
URL: https://www.npr.org/2023/07/16/1190789065/racial-diversity-america-population-growth-decline
VOTES: +11 / -0
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BigBussyHunter +3m +10 / -0
> and the nation's population growth is on the decline.
:marseydisagree:
> The nation's population growth is on the decline, and it's happening faster than expected.
:marseyagree:
> but the nation's population growth is on the decline.
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  KingBaldwinsFace +1m +5 / -0
  > The nation's population growth is on the decline, and it's happening faster than expected.
  But it's not happening.

    BigBussyHunter +3m +4 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:
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  garlicdoors +12m +5 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint: Marsey got a tail!

    BigBussyHunter +3m +3 / -0
    :marseysoypoint:
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Goomble +48m +4 / -0
> The nation's population growth is on the decline, and it's happening faster than expected
Thank you God :marseysalat:

GT +1h +3 / -0
that's why we need to import as many mudslimes as possible

  KingBaldwinsFace +4m +2 / -0
  We need more immigrants, no matter their nationality. It's not complicated.

    GT +2m +1 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
NPR should rename itself the National Population Report

KingBaldwinsFace +1h +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2023-08-26T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I don't know where I am, but I'm afraid I must be getting old
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  KingBaldwinsFace +1m +8 / -0
  It's too late. I'm in there.

  Dick_Dastardly +2h +4 / -0
  He just like me frfr

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  KingBaldwinsFace +1m +6 / -0
  It's called being a good person.

    BignatiusMacintosh +1m +5 / -0
    I'm not good at it, but I'm trying.

      KingBaldwinsFace +1m +7 / -0
      No, you're not.
      You're just shit at it.

        BignatiusMacintosh +1m +5 / -0
        :marseygiveup:

          KingBaldwinsFace +3m +6 / -0
          That's okay. It's not your fault. You were given the wrong set of genes.
          Don't feel bad. It's not your fault.

            BignatiusMacintosh +1m +5 / -0
            :#marseydeadinside3:

              KingBaldwinsFace +3m +5 / -0
              It's okay. Don't worry about it. You'll be fine.

                BignatiusMacintosh +1m +5 / -0
                :#marseydespair:

                  KingBaldwinsFace +1m +5 / -0
                  It'll be alright. You'll be fine.

                    BignatiusMacintosh +1m +5 / -0
                    :#marseyrope:

                      KingBaldwinsFace +4m +5 / -0
                      That's alright. You'll be fine. You'll be okay.
                      That's the way it is.

                        BignatiusMacintosh +1m +4 / -0
                        :#marseydead:

                          KingBald

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2025-02-01T03Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Elvis - "Baby What You Want Me For" - 1973
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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-02-03T07Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: The Shirelles - Mama Said
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +5 / -0
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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-01-27T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Can anyone explain this to me? This is not about politics, I'm just curious. : r/technology
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology can_anyone_explain_this_to_me_this_is_not_about}
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peepeehands +1m +18 / -0
> I’m not a tech bro but I can explain it to you
> ….
> No I won’t explain it
:#soyjakanimeglasses:

  cyberdick +4m +11 / -0
  > I'm not a tech bro but I can explain it to you
  > ….
  > No I won’t explain it
  :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoylentgrin: :#marseysoyswitch: :#marseysoypoint2: :#marseysoypointsnappyquote: :#marseysoyhype: :#marseysoypointdubz: :#marseysoypointtrips: :#soysnoo2: :#marseysoypointgold: :#soysnoo: :#soysnoo3: :#marseysoypointsnappygold: :#marseysoylentgrin: :#marseysoylentgrin: :#soysnoo4: :#marseysoypointgoldpoint: :#soysnoo5: :#soysnoo5: :#marseysoyseethe: :#marseysoypoint: :#soyjakwow: :#soyjakdancing2: :#soyjakdancing: :#soyjakyell: :#soyjakfat: :#soyjak: :#soysnoo4: :#soyjakfront: :#soyjackwow: :#soysnoo5: :#soysnoo2: :#soysnoo3: :#soysnoo: :#soyjakyell: :#marseysoyhype: :#soyjak

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2025-03-13T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why do the masses have to know that we're all so fucking stupid?
URL: https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/elon-musk-gavin-newsom-1235157651/
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> When Elon Musk first bought the Twitter platform, he said he was simply buying the world’s largest “free speech” platform. The billionaire didn’t really give a shit what people said. He just wanted to make money. But now that the billionaire is running for president, the stakes are higher. And he’s now coming after the guy who’s running for governor of California.
> “I’m not scared of Elon Musk,” Gavin Newsom told Rolling Stone in an exclusive interview. “I don’t care about him.”
> Newsom’s dismissal of Musk was bold, especially given that Musk has already derailed Newsom’s presidential campaign by making him the focus of his “Election Day” announcement. But Newsom’s response was not impulsive. The governor’s campaign has been working on a response to Musk for months. And it’s not just Musk. Newsom has been fighting back against Donald Trump’s Project 2025, the far-right Republican plan to remake the country into a second-world dictatorship. But the billionaire’s efforts to discredit Newsom are part of a broader attack on the governor from right-wing figures, including Trump, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.).
> “We’re fighting back against the coordinated effort to take us down,” Newsom told Rolling Stone. “We’re fighting back against Project 2025, and we’re fighting back against Elon Musk. I think it’s important for us to get the record straight.”
> In his interview with Rolling Stone, Newsom discussed the coordinated effort to take him down and his response, the threat that Musk poses to democracy, and his plans for a second term as governor of California. He also talked about how he’s taking a page from the playbook of his predecessor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, who recently endorsed Newsom for president.
> The interview was conducted in two parts, with Newsom’s first part on Jan. 21 and the second on Feb. 11. It has been edited for clarity and

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2025-01-22T03Z
HOLE: outdoors
TITLE: NO MORE WOODS
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
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Freak-Off +3m +4 / -0
Why are the woods so wet in your pics?

  KingBaldwinsFace +2m +2 / -0
  It's raining like crazy.

    Freak-Off +15m +2 / -0
    Where are you? It's hot and dry here.

      KingBaldwinsFace +2m +2 / -0
      I'm in the PNW, retard. I've lived in several states. It's not just rain.

        Freak-Off +13m +3 / -0
        So humid and cold?

          KingBaldwinsFace +2m +2 / -0
          Sorta, but not really. I'm in a desert valley rn. It's 52°, 100% humidity, and the wind is picking up. It's going to be a wet and cold day.

            Freak-Off +4m +2 / -0
            What's the humidity like in the summer? It's like 70-90% here in the summer (and 40-60 in the winter). The cold and humidity makes the wind feel like a razor blade.
            What's your region of the PNW?

              KingBaldwinsFace +3h +2 / -0
              I'm in the Columbia River Valley. It's usually pretty dry, but the summers are humid. It's not really the same as the Gulf Coast, but it's close. The wind can be biting. I've seen it down to 15°. But it's not like the wind here is generally 40° year round like it is in Texas and Florida. The summers here are quite nice.y is a bitch.
              I grew up in the Cascades.y is a bitch.

                Freak-Off +3h +2 / -0
                That's good to know. Thanks for the insight.

                  KingBaldwinsFace +16h +2 / -0
                  You're welcome.

                    Freak-Off +2h +2 / -0
                    Good to know. Thanks for the insight

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-01-29T21Z
HOLE: outdoors
TITLE: A hobo's dream
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -1
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ACA +19m +3 / -0
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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-07-29T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "So, you're saying that Republicans have a right to criticize the use of the National Guard? I'm not sure how that's relevant to my question. I don't have a question."
URL: {TWEET: CollinRugg}
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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-05-14T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The king of the hill subreddit is in shambles as a woke essay is posted
URL: {REDDIT: r/KingOfTheHill transphobia_in_the_show}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
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Fabrico +3m +12 / -0
> I had a dream once where I was the one who actually got killed in the last episode of the series.
> I was in the bar, and Hank came in and said “Hey, remember that one time where we were at the bar and you tried to tell me about your problems and I just said ‘Let me tell you about this guy I met’ and then I told you about the guy and you said ‘That sounds like me’?”
> I said “Yeah, that was me, and I thought that was a great analogy, and I was going to use that in therapy to help me get over my problems.”
> And then Hank said “Well, I guess I’ll have to tell you about another guy I met,” and then he told me about the guy, and I said “That sounds like me,” and then Hank said “Well, I guess I’ll have to tell you about another guy I met,” and then he told me about the guy, and I said “That sounds like me,” and then Hank said “Well, I guess I’ll have to tell you about another guy I met,” and then he told me about the guy, and I said “That sounds like me,” and then Hank said “Well, I guess I’ll have to tell you about another guy I met,” and then he told me about the guy, and I said “That sounds like me,” and then Hank said “Well, I guess I’ll have to tell you about another guy I met,” and then he told me about the guy, and I said “That sounds like me,” and then Hank said “Well, I guess I’ll have to tell you about another guy I met,” and then he told me about the guy, and I said “That sounds like me,” and then Hank said “Well, I guess I’ll have to tell you about another guy I met,” and then he told me about the guy, and I said “That sounds like me,” and then Hank said “Well, I guess I

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2025-02-17T01Z
HOLE: outdoors
TITLE: This is what a real man does
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
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misterwigger +20m +4 / -0
> I got the good stuff
:#marseyemojilaugh:

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +12m +3 / -0
  What’s the good stuff? The one that kills the trees? :marseysniff:

    misterwigger +2m +2 / -0
    No the good stuff is the stuff that makes the trees sick. It's called a biocide. The stuff that kills the trees is called a herbicide.

      AnnoyinTheGoyim +3m +2 / -0
      >biocide
      Is it alive?

        misterwigger +2m +2 / -0
        No. It's a chemical agent that kills living organisms. It's not alive. It's not even an organism.

          AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +2 / -0
          So it’s a chemical agent that kills trees, but it’s not a herbicide? I’m confused.

            misterwigger +2m +2 / -0
            No. It kills trees and other living things. It's not a herbicide because it kills all living things. It's a biocide. A biocide is a chemical agent that kills living organisms. A herbicide is a chemical agent that kills plants. It can also kill animals and fungi.

              AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +2 / -0
              So it’s a chemical agent that kills all living things, but it’s not a biocide? I’m even more confused.

                misterwigger +1m +2 / -0
                It is a biocide. It is not a herbicide.

                  AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +2 / -0
                  But you said it was a chemical agent that kills living organisms, so it’s not a biocide. How can it be a biocide and not a biocide?

                    misterwigger +1m +2 / -0
                    :#marseyschizow

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-09-06T16Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: The Last Of Us 2 - "I'm pretty sure it's okay to watch this with your kids now"
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm sure that's your prerogative.
COMMENTS:
Brum +2h +1 / -0
Who is this for? There are so many people who dont like the show and so many people who have already seen it.
I mean i guess it's for people who want to see what the rest of the season looks like but you already know what's gonna happen if you watched the first episode.

  KingBaldwinsFace +1m +1 / -0
  It's for people who need to know which peice of food they're eating.
  And for the people who think they're actually watching a show and not just a movie.

    Brum +1h +1 / -0
    It's a movie that gets released in 2024.
    Youve never seen a movie before have you?

      KingBaldwinsFace +5m +1 / -0
      Yes, and I still haven't seen a good one since 1984. My time is better spent elsewhere, such as with family and friends.
      Please tell me more about your slop.

        Brum +3m +1 / -0
        No.
        Oh youve never seen a movie before. That explains a lot. I didnt realise the youtube video essays you watch were from 1984.
        I mean im sure you have seen the movies but you dont actually remember them. Like the last movie you saw was 2001 and you have no idea what it was about. So you think its okay to call something a movie if it has no credits and was only released in 2024. You dont understand the concept of a movie. You have no idea what a movie is. You think a movie is a movie because you saw a movie and you saw a movie that you saw and you saw a movie that you saw and you saw a movie that you saw. You dont understand the concept of a movie. You dont understand the concept of a movie. You dont understand the concept of a movie. You dont understand the

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2023-12-14T05Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: The state of reddit today
URL: {REDDIT: r/awfuleverything comment}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +3m +22 / -0
> [There are some who see no contradiction in being a fascist, a capitalist, and a liberal. I've never met such a person in real life, but I've seen it online.]({REDDIT: r/awfuleverything comment})
>> I see it online a lot. I've also seen people claim that fascism is just a "meme" and that the definition of fascism is so nebulous that "we can't define fascism, so it doesn't exist"
>>> [I've been told that "people of fascism" is a term that describes fascists. I don't understand how that doesn't indicate an inability to define what a fascist is.]({REDDIT: r/awfuleverything comment})
Lol I like how this guy went full retard. He's making it sound like the average person can't be a fascist because they don't know what a fascist is.

  Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +2h +7 / -0
  > I've been told that "people of fascism" is a term that describes fascists. I don't understand how that doesn't indicate an inability to define what a fascist is.
  What a faggot. Even if he were correct, that doesn't imply "the average person can't be a fascist".
  He's a typical leftoid who thinks that fascism is the exact same as nazism. In reality, fascism is a very broad and nebulous ideology which can be found in countries across the political spectrum. It doesn't necessarily require the same views as Nazi Germany.

    KingBaldwinsFace +3h +2 / -0
    It doesn't matter. I can define a fascist as being a person that likes orange cats. I can also define a fascist as a Nazi. I can define a fascist as an elephant. It doesn't matter what you think a fascist is, it matters what I say a fascist is.

  TheOverSeether +1h +4 / -0
  >be a liberal
  >hate capitalism
  >be a fascist

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-09-02T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycoomer2:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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peepeehands +22m +2 / -0
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BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1h +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-09-12T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How the fuck do you do fellow children
URL: https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/coming-of-age-culture-podcast-1235022181/
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The article is shit, but the comments are even worse.
COMMENTS:
AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}
She's a very good writer....ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2023-07-16T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The second coming of Christ is now
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
* The world is in such a state of disarray that it's beyond repair.
* The human race is lost.
* Jesus returns, but not to save us.
* He returns to clean house.
* There will be no compromise.
* He will gather His sheeple.
* The unrepentant will be destroyed.
* The faithful will be taken to Heaven.
* All will be forgiven.
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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2025-05-28T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bongistan's Government is now funding the "protection" of citizens from the very same "threats" that the government created. Meanwhile, the CIA is just chilling.
URL: {REDDIT: r/worldnews uk_plans_to_launch_national_fund_to_help_citizens}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/ukpolitics uk_plans_to_launch_national_fund_to_help_citizens}
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyemojilaugh:

  misterwigger +1m +1 / -0
  @x I just got a reddit notification for this comment
  {IMG}
  :#marseyemojilaugh: @x :#marseyemojilaugh: @x :#marseyemojilaugh: @x

    X +2m +1 / -0
    :#marseyemojilaugh: @x :#marseyemojilaugh: @x :#marseyemojilaugh: @x @x :#marseyemojilaugh: @x :#marseyemojilaugh: @x @x :#marseyemojilaugh: @x :#marseyemojilaugh: @x

      misterwigger +5m +1 / -0
      :#marseyemojilaugh: @x :#marseyemojilaugh: @x :#marseyemojilaugh: @x :#marseyemojilaugh: @x :#marseyemojilaugh: @x :#marseyemojilaugh: @x :#marseyemojilaugh: @x :#marseyemojilaugh: @x :#marseyemojilaugh: @x :#marseyemojilaugh: @x :#marseyemojilaugh: @x :#marseyemojilaugh: @x :#marseyemojilaugh: @x :#marseyemo

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2025-01-10T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Democrats have been doing nothing but talk about the election. There's been no discussion about the economy, our crumbling infrastructure, or the millions of people who have no access to health care. The economy is in shambles, and they're too busy fighting each other to even acknowledge it.
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter that_is_some_fucking_glass_jaw}
VOTES: +42 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GodzillaSong +57m +23 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseycontextjak:

  asshole +20m +10 / -0
  {IMG}
  !slots111

  forget +1h +5 / -0
  Didnt he say that the same day he lost

  Teslatruck +2h +4 / -0
  >we need to focus on the economy, the other stuff is not that important
  >the economy is the most important thing to focus on
  >we need to focus on the economy, the other stuff is not that important
  >the economy is the most important thing to focus on
  >the economy is the most important thing to focus on
  >the economy is the most important thing to focus on
  >the economy is the most important thing to focus on

  Haberdasher +1h +3 / -0
  I was thinking of how they don't want to talk about anything but politics, but I guess if they don't want to talk about Trump then it's the economy.
  They're not wrong that Dems don't talk about anything but politics, though. But it's their politics, not his, so it's different.

  Freak-Off +2h +2 / -0
  Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-10-25T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The new 'Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +31 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Username +1m +9 / -0
:#marseyconfused2:

  KingBaldwinsFace +1m +14 / -0
  I'm not sure what it means, either.

    Username +1m +10 / -0
    The only thing I know about this is a white guy shot a black guy for being a deadbeat dad.
    But what does that have to do with a black woman holding a watermelon?

      KingBaldwinsFace +3m +14 / -0
      I mean, I think the watermelon is a symbol of blackness. Which is a bit silly, because it is a symbol of being poor and/or uneducated.
      I'm not sure why the artist would want to show that, but I'm also not sure why the artist would want to show anything. It seems like they just want attention. Which is why they're here.

        Username +3m +7 / -0
        I mean I don’t think it’s that deep.
        I just think the artist is trying to show how stupid people are.

        Haberdasher +3h +1 / -0
        There's a few things they're trying to show, but it's all a bit too on the nose.

  BrasilIguana +15m +6 / -0
  I think it's about the white guy shooting the black guy

    Username +1m +5 / -0
    But what does that have to do with the watermelon?

      BrasilIguana +1m +6 / -0
      I think the watermelon is a symbol of blackness

        Username +1m +5 / -0
        :#marseyreading:

      MayoMonkey +35m +5 / -0
      Watermelon is a black food. It's like how the white guy is holding a cheeseburger. It's a symbol of whiteness.

        Username +1m +3 / -0
        I’m sure it is, I just don’t see the symbolism here.

          MayoMonkey +5m +3 / -0
          The white guy is

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2023-06-02T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 'A Lady Named Justice': A Powerful New Documentary About the Fight for Trans Rights
URL: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trans-justice-documentary_n_6478399be4b043289774b774
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Justice Brennan, who was a U.S. Supreme Court justice from 1977 to 1992, died in 2007 at the age of 87. He was the youngest of 10 children born to a poor Irish immigrant family in the Bronx. His father died of a heart attack when he was 11, and he went to work as a newspaper delivery boy to help support the family.
> Brennan graduated from Catholic University Law School in 1942, and went on to become a prominent prosecutor in New York City. In 1951, he was appointed special assistant to the U.S. attorney general, and two years later he was made assistant attorney general of the U.S. Department of Justice.
> Brennan was appointed to the Supreme Court by President John F. Kennedy in 1962. He was the first justice appointed under the 1925 Judiciary Act, which established the modern structure of the Supreme Court. Brennan was known for his expansive view of civil liberties, and he was a key figure in several landmark cases.
COMMENTS:
911roofer +1m +6 / -0
I can’t stand the annoying Irish.

  KingBaldwinsFace +6m +4 / -0
  That's because you've got a serious case of Americanitis.
  It's been a long time since you've been over the ocean.

    911roofer +12m +3 / -0
    I’d rather not go back to the motherland.

      KingBaldwinsFace +2m +3 / -0
      I'm not talking about Ireland. I'm talking about the US.

        911roofer +1m +2 / -0
        I know. I’m Irish-American.

          KingBaldwinsFace +1m +3 / -0
          I thought you were a chimney sweep

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2024-07-25T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Hey, dweebs: What if the Second Amendment was applied to the first? :marseyfbi:
URL: {REDDIT: r/interestingasfuck the_moment_the_fbi_threatened_to_take_her}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Downie +3h +1 / -0
The first amendment is a private club's club's club, you can't just walk in and demand to be let in's club, you have to be a member to gain entry to the club and the members of the club determine who gets in.'s club

  KingBaldwinsFace +1h +2 / -0
  You can't just walk in and demand to be let in! You have to be a member to gain entry to the club and the members of the club determine who gets in.'s club.'s club. :marseysmug2:'s club

    Downie +17m +2 / -0
    How many clubs are you in, you're a honorary member of !bookworms for sure.

      KingBaldwinsFace +3m +2 / -0
      I'm in the American Legion.

        Downie +13m +2 / -0
        Based, you're a 4F now's club

          KingBaldwinsFace +2m +2 / -0
          I was in the Army, not the Marines.
          4F is a pejorative for "fat" (or "too fat for active duty service").'s club. :marseysmug3: :marseysmug2:

            Downie +4m +1 / -0
            Oh yeah, I confused you with a Marine.'s club.'s club. You're a 4F now, enjoy the discount on condoms and don't worry about getting pregnant, you're covered.

              KingBaldwinsFace +3m +2 / -0
              I'm a 1A. :marseydisgust:'s club. :marseysmug3: :marseysmug2:'s club. :marseydisgust:

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AUTHOR: KingBaldwinsFace
DATE: 2025-04-09T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Most honest dramanaut
URL: /@Dramamine/wall/comment/8396224#context
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
KingBaldwinsFace +4m +4 / -0
@Dramamine

  Dramamine +5m +4 / -0 [O]
  {IMG}
  I have no idea what this means

    KingBaldwinsFace +50s +4 / -0
    You should have a few days off.

      Dramamine +37s +4 / -0 [O]
      I'll think about it

        KingBaldwinsFace +1m +4 / -0
        You should.

  0BS +26m +3 / -0
  what

    KingBaldwinsFace +3m +2 / -0
    Howdy. I'm just reporting an internet crime.

      0BS +1m +2 / -0
      that's nice

        KingBaldwinsFace +1m +2 / -0
        What's nice? You are nice. You're a very nice person.

          0BS +1m +2 / -0
          aww thank you :marseyembrace:yy

            KingBaldwinsFace +1m +2 / -0
            You're welcome.
            And just to be clear, you're a very nice person.

              0BS +5m +2 / -0
              you too! :marseyheart: :marseyhearts: :marseyloveyou: :marseyblush: :marseyembrace:

                KingBaldwinsFace +3m +1 / -0
                Thank you, you too.

                  0BS +3m +2 / -0
                  are you a robot? i can see the pixels on your face

                    KingBaldwinsFace +3m +1 / -0
                    What?

                      0BS +2m +1 / -0
                      the pixels

                        KingBaldwinsFace +1m +1 / -0
                        I'm not a robot. You're a robot.

                          0BS

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-06-08T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Short kings get a little bit of revenge
URL: {REDDIT: r/dating_advice i_37m_am_56_and_my_boyfriend_36f_is_510}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>It's a perfect example of why I hate dating men. I am 5'9" and I can't find anyone that isn't shorter than me. It's just not worth it.
>How tall are you? If you are 5'7" I would give it up. If you are 5'10" I would fight for it.
>2022, 5'10" is average. 5'6" is short. 6'0 is tall.
COMMENTS:
iowa_hawkeye +2m +9 / -0
>How tall are you? If you are 5'7" I would give it up. If you are 5'10" I would fight for it.
Fake and gay.

  KingdomFarts +4m +7 / -0
  5'10 is average, we're not even in the 5'10+ club anymore :marseydepressed:

    iowa_hawkeye +2m +5 / -0
    Even if I was a manlet I'd never date someone shorter than me.

      KingdomFarts +2m +4 / -0
      This is true, I'd never date a manlet regardless of how short I am. I'm 5'10 and I'm only dating men who are at least 6'1

        iowa_hawkeye +1m +5 / -0
        That's fair.

    DaddyReagan +33m +3 / -0
    I'm 5'10 and average. This is a woman height.

  Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +1h +3 / -0
  5'10 is average in the US, not in Europe.

    iowa_hawkeye +3m +2 / -0
    I'm 5'11 and I'm average in the Midwest. I think 5'11 is the average.

      Gayor

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-09-22T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Noooo you can't judge someone for their body
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork this_is_why_i_dont_support_a_minimum_wage}
VOTES: +54 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's a pretty obvious bait post but they are taking the bait hook line and sinker. The amount of "you're not allowed to judge someone for how they look" is incredible
COMMENTS:
drumpf +13m +64 / -0
> I’m not going to judge a person for how they look, I don’t know what they went through
Is this the same logic that people use to say "I don't judge people for their mental illness, I don't know what they went through"? :marseythinkorino:

  AverageBen10Enjoyer +22m +47 / -0
  "I don't judge people for their mental illness, I don't know what they went through" is the most r-slurred thing I've ever heard.

    HailVictory1776 +1h +29 / -0
    No one should judge a person’s mental illness. If they want to cut themselves or take a bunch of pills and die, that’s between them and God

      Buck +45m +14 / -0
      That's why I respect kys posts. It's their decision and they should be left alone

        HailVictory1776 +12h +3 / -0
        Yeah I don’t see the point in bullying someone who wants to die. Why would I want to be around them if they want to die?

      Monke +4h +5 / -0
      :marseyglow:

        HailVictory1776 +9h +3 / -0
        Yes because it’s a Christian nation founded on the word of God and the Holy Bible. Why would anyone want to live in a nation that isn’t founded on the word of God? The only reason to be an atheist is if you are a slave to the devil and his lies

      32624647 +2h +5 / -0
      But you should judge them for their decision to have a mental illness in the first

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-06-18T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The 500+ comments of r/BartardStories arguing about if fentanyl is really that bad
URL: {REDDIT: r/BartardStories i_dont_know_if_im_fed_up_with_how_my_brothers}
VOTES: +116 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
My favorite comment is this one
>Not to be that guy but fent is a synthetic opiate. It’s been around for years. It was used in anesthesia and pain relief. It’s just been made to be stronger and cheaper. There’s a reason why it’s in the Chinese government’s “arsenal” of chemical weapons.
>It’s not that bad if you know how to use it. It’s a little harder to dose it than most opiates because of the potency. But it’s not that hard to figure out if you’re smart enough to use drugs.
If you go down the thread you can find all sorts of arguments like this, you can find users arguing with themselves in the comments, and you can find people who are so mad at this user for saying fentanyl isn't that bad they're still arguing with them 3 days later.
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +2m +79 / -0
Lol I tried to buy fent on the dark web and it’s 10x cheaper than regular shit.

  KingdomFarts +6m +101 / -0
  >Lol I tried to buy fent on the dark web
  :gigachad2:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +18m +26 / -0
    I think you meant to post this to the comments of this comment, not as it's own comment :marseywave:

      KingdomFarts +1m +27 / -0
      :marseyxd:

    Detroitvelvetsmooth +4h +6 / -0
    :#gigachadglow:

  peepeehands +1m +49 / -0
  {IMG}

  Jaukea +13m +37 / -0
  What is the point of fentanyl if it’s cheaper than other drugs? I just don’t get it.

    KingdomFarts +5m +56 /

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-11-05T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Streamer that is somehow still relevant posts her L's to twitter, gets owned by a 14 year old
URL: {TWEET: iShowSpeed}
VOTES: +67 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
some background: iShowSpeed is a streamer that is very much the definition of "has a following but nobody watches him". He has a big following on twitch but only has like 50 viewers at a time, and yet people pay him to play games with him. In this clip he is playing "Among Us" which is a game where some players are imposters that try to kill off the other players. In the clip, he gets killed off by the imposter and he is upset about it.
The 14 year old that owns him is @Bunny_146 on twitter and is clearly a child. She is 100% correct and I don't know why anyone would say otherwise.
COMMENTS:
Grue +3m +60 / -0
>I don’t think that’s how the game works.
>It’s just like life, you have to work for your crimes and you have to be smart about it.
>Imagine getting caught by a 14 year old
>Sounds like a kid
>Just like life, you have to be smart about it
>It’s just like life, you have to work for your crimes
>You have to be smart about it
>I don’t think that’s how the game works
>Imagine getting caught by a 14 year old
>You have to be smart about it
>It’s just like life, you have to work for your crimes
>Just like life, you have to be smart about it
>Imagine getting caught by a 14 year old

  KingdomFarts +3m +62 / -0
  "You have to be smart about it" is something you'd say to your kid who got caught stealing a candy bar from the store, not to someone who got cucked in a children's game

  Dramacel +1h +26 / -0
  >Imagine getting caught by a 14 year old
  :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

  Grue +13m +22 / -0
  @

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-05-19T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/atheism asks the important question: "how do we know that God isn't just an evil being?"
URL: {REDDIT: r/atheism how_do_we_know_god_isnt_evil}
VOTES: +44 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Some interesting discussions in this one, a lot of the comments are along the lines of "it's not evil, it's just not perfect" or "well actually God is perfect, it's just that he doesn't know what's best for us" which are interesting takes. A few comments are along the lines of "yeah but he could have done something to prevent evil from happening, so why didn't he?" which is also interesting
COMMENTS:
Wuzizname +23m +44 / -0
The "perfect God" thing is the most retarded and makes me wish that I was a believer. Like, if God was perfect why did he give man free will? And if he knew that free will would lead to a lot of evil why did he give it to us? Why didn't he just force us to be good?
I used to be a believer but I can't really square the circle on that one.

  drumpf +5m +41 / -0
  > If god is perfect why didn't he create a world where good things happen?
  :marseytroublemaker:

  TheOverSeether +45m +31 / -0
  >I used to be a believer but I can't really square the circle on that one.
  I like this new You. :marseyexcited:

    Wuzizname +20m +21 / -0
    :#marseyblush:

      TheOverSeether +1h +14 / -0
      :#marseyblushpat:

        Wuzizname +1h +6 / -0
        :#marseyfingerhearts:

  L +34m +24 / -0
  The "free will" thing is just a cope because we all have free will to do good things but we just choose not to and we all want the world to be a better place but we choose not to do anything about it. So you ask, why

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-01-02T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Transphobes seethe as Britney Spears says she's a lesbian
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2022/jan/02/britney-spears-comes-out-as-lesbian-in-new-songs
VOTES: +58 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>“I am a lesbian,” the 40-year-old says in a song on the album. “I am not a straight woman.”
>“I am a lesbian,” the 40-year-old says in a song on the album. “I am not a straight woman.”
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +3m +45 / -0
It's okay, she was always trans

  KingdomFarts +6m +16 / -0
  {GIF}

X +3m +25 / -0
:marseyeggirl:
{IMG}

  OLDMAN +32m +20 / -0
  Britney was always a lesbian, shes just been repressed. Anyone who can make her self goy has a massive dick.

    Sasanka_of_Gauda +4m +20 / -0
    :#marseymerchant:
    I'm gonna be rich soon

      OLDMAN +2m +10 / -0
      U can be rich now, just go to las vegas and roll up to a table with a million dollars and say youre gonna buy 10000 hands of blackjack. Youll have the table to yourself for the next 10000 hands or until you run out of money.

        Sasanka_of_Gauda +3m +9 / -0
        I'd rather not get arrested for money laundering. :marseyshrug:

          OLDMAN +5m +9 / -0
          In that case, just go to a casino and say youre gonna play 10000 hands of blackjack, if they dont let you play you can say youre gonna go to a different casino and play 10000 hands there. Theyll let you play, youll lose all your money, and youll be able to tell them "im sorry, you guys were so cool, but i just want to go back

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-08-19T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The most recent episode of the Black Future podcast discusses how AOC is a "chud" for not supporting BIPOC activists
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i can't listen to it right now but i'll post it later
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +3h +2 / -0
{GIF}

arseupwrongo +1h +2 / -0
I watched one of their videos a while back and they basically looked like those 'this is what a feminist looks like' photos that people would make fun of in the past.

  KingdomFarts +40m +1 / -0
  That's the only thing they have going for them tbh

  StinkyRetard +4h +1 / -0
  and they're all fat

Sylveon +2h +2 / -0
I don't know who this AOC foid is, but I can't wait for the day I can call her a chud and a nazi.

  KingdomFarts +1h +2 / -0
  AOC is the Bong version of Bernie Sanders, a lefty politician who is the embodiment of "if you disagree with me you're a fascist nazi"

    Sylveon +15m +2 / -0
    So she's a :marseyburger: politician? I just assumed she was a Bong politician because of the name.

      KingdomFarts +4m +1 / -0
      she's a politician in the US, she's from the Bronx and is the representative for that district

        Sylveon +12m +2 / -0
        I'm surprised she got elected, especially with all the shit she spouts. I guess the NYC politics must be different from what I'm used to.

          KingdomFarts +15m +2 / -0
          I think she was basically a diversity hire to get the Latino vote and she's so fucking awful at her job that she doesn't have a chance at reelection

            Sylveon +12m +1 / -0
            I guess the Bong version is the same, just with "Bipoc" instead of "Latino" then.

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-09-10T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: We're so back
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +78 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +18m +54 / -0
I like that this is the first step to getting the r/drama users back on reddit. I'm sure the mod team will be thrilled to see these users.

  Landlord_Messiah +56m +28 / -0
  They won’t ban me for this. They will probably ban me if I post something that is slightly problematic like what I did with the 🚂
  {IMG}

    arsey +13m +16 / -0
    I guess it depends on the janny. I got away with saying "foid" in a very good faith way in a sub dedicated to foids. The jannies let it stay up. I got banned from a sub for making fun of the janny for being an attention whore and not responding to a post.

      DeletedAccount +3h +11 / -0
      >I got away with saying "foid" in a very good faith way in a sub dedicated to foids. The jannies let it stay up.
      That's not the issue. It's not that you said "foid" - it's that you posted it in a sub dedicated to foids, and then got caught and banned. If you post it on a sub dedicated to men or animals or whatever - that would be fine. You can even say "moid" in the foid sub, as long as you don't post it there.
      The "foid" thing is just a red flag that you're a troublemaker. The real question is - why would you post it in a foid sub? You can get banned for pretty much anything there. There's literally nothing wrong with "foid" or "moid" or "tranny" or "nigger" in and of itself. It's the context that matters.

        arsey +10m +7 / -0
        Hm that's a good point.

    collectijism +3h +5 / -0
    You should mod r/entitledparents

      Landlord_Messiah +13m +5 / -0
      I’d rather

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-01-14T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rightoid furries discuss the furry question
URL: {TWEET: Kanabo}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +4m +17 / -0
Furries are the most persecuted minority in America.

  Dramamine +1h +9 / -0
  Furries are the most persecuted minority on the entire planet.

  KingdomFarts +2m +8 / -0
  Not true, the jews are the most persecuted minority in America

    Enrico_Motassa +1m +13 / -0
    I said *in* America.

      KingdomFarts +1m +13 / -0
      You're right, I'm sorry, I'm retarded

    911roofer +29m +3 / -0
    I will never forget the 109th time I was attacked by a furry.

  ironicshitposter +2h +2 / -0
  They’re also the most privileged minority tho

    Enrico_Motassa +6m +1 / -0
    Not really. They get called gross weirdos a lot, and there's a lot of anti-furry sentiment, especially in the boomer community.

      ironicshitposter +1h +1 / -0
      Being called gross weirdos is privilege tho

        Enrico_Motassa +1m +1 / -0
        But they're also not allowed to marry and have children.

          ironicshitposter +2h +1 / -0
          Neither are gay people tho

            Enrico_Motassa +4m +1 / -0
            Well yeah, but they're allowed to marry. Furries aren't. They're just assumed to be degenerates.
            Furries are the most persecuted minority in America.

              ironicshitposter +2h +1 / -0
              How is that persecution tho

                Enrico_Motassa +1h +1 / -0
                Because it's not a choice to be a furry. They're born that way, and they can't change it.

                  ironicshitposter +48m +1 / -0
                  Being born gay is also not a choice

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-01-25T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why do women keep saying “this is so me” to my photos? (476 comments)
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit why_do_women_keep_saying_this_is_so_me_to_my}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Gr8B8M8 +1m +18 / -0
> I don’t understand what it means and I just want it to stop.
Just say it's because you have a fat hog :marseyshrug:

  KingdomFarts +4m +9 / -0
  Yeah I was thinking it’s gotta be some form of compliment, it’s just worded so weirdly

  GooooooldMember +42m +3 / -0
  I think its because he was a famous porn star. I dont know why people are posting their hog in the first place. Also lol at the people saying “if i look like a woman then why do i feel like a man” like its a mystery

  BigBussyHunter +1h +1 / -0
  Yeah, I think he's a porn star and they are saying that he is living out their fantasies.
  :marseyfans: :marseynut:

DinahMoeHumm +1h +4 / -0
"I'm a woman"
"Wow, this really is you!"
:coomer:

  KingdomFarts +1h +1 / -0
  Oh that’s what it is lol

arsey +2h +3 / -0
I think it's because it's a guy. Women are so insecure about their bodies that they'll use anything as a compliment and just say "wow you look like me" when they mean "wow you look like a fucking model." I've seen that happen to some of my friends.

GooooooldMember +42m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  KingdomFarts +12m +4 / -0
  i love how this is a regular moid, i feel like it’s way funnier if it’s a foid though. Like imagine how the comments would be if it was a foid asking this

    GooooooldMember +3m +3 / -

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-01-10T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Poors of Reddit cry about their lack of money
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_most_expensive_hobby_you_have}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +3m +19 / -0
>Collecting vinyl
>Collecting beer
>Collecting whiskey
>Collecting Funko pops
How do people do these things without going broke? Collecting Funko pops seems like it's in the same realm as gambling, it's just a way to get money out of your pockets to own a thing that you don't really care about.

  BGC +1h +8 / -0
  They don’t go broke because they’re not poor.

  SomeGayFurry +2h +6 / -0
  I buy vinyl records, whiskey, and beer. I'm not poor tho. I just like buying fun things.

  KingdomFarts +1h +5 / -0
  I have a friend who collects vinyl and it's kind of interesting to watch it happen to him. He's a fairly well off person, but has never been very good at managing money. He's always been in debt, and it's gotten to the point where he's in the $20k range. He's got a very nice vinyl collection, and a lot of the stuff he collects is not cheap by any means. I know he's currently in debt to the tune of $15k just from buying records, and he's got about $10k worth of vinyl in his collection. I think I'm gonna have to loan him the money to pay off his record debt before he ends up selling the collection to get the money lol

    arseupwrongo +5m +4 / -0
    I don't get why he doesn't just sell some of it then.

      KingdomFarts +1m +4 / -0
      it's not really for him, it's for his gf. She's the one who's into vinyl, and she's the one who's got him into it. They both have a lot of money so he can afford it, but it's an interesting dynamic to watch when she's the one who's into it

        arseupwr

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-08-06T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Based Queen calls out the Quandale Dingle Fandom, TERF Mommy makes a statement
URL: {REDDIT: r/Cringetopia my_twitter_bf_made_a_scarecrow_with_my_face_on_it}
VOTES: +34 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Takoyucki +16m +29 / -0
What the fuck is that subreddit. I thought it was a bait sub…

  KingdomFarts +3m +20 / -0
  I don't think it is, at least not anymore. The top post in the last 24 hours is [a classic]({REDDIT: r/Cringetopia i_just_got_banned_from_25_subs_for_this}) and I can't imagine it's not an actual subreddit

    Takoyucki +5m +17 / -0
    That’s even worse. It’s just a bunch of Redditors laughing at their fellow Redditors for being Redditors. It’s all the same people.

      KingdomFarts +2m +11 / -0
      The Redditor is not a unique individual. We are all the same, we are all Redditors

      GooooooldMember +4h +4 / -0
      Its weird because cringe is a subjective term, even if its a funny post it can still be cringe. Also its such a weird thing to care about. Like are they mad because some of the posts are literally just “this is cringe” or is it that theyre mad that theyre being laughed at for being cringe

    GooooooldMember +4h +1 / -0
    Its literally a cringe version of r/drama

  Dramamine +2h +4 / -0
  It's a subreddit for people who don't have the balls to post shit here

Dramamine +2h +18 / -0
What the fuck is this sub? It's just people posting cringe and then other people saying "lol cringe" and then other people saying "lol I'm not cringe"

  GooooooldMember +2h +6 / -0
  Its like a cringe version of r/d

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-01-20T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [old] the drama of the 2020 Miss USA pageant, where the winner was a transgender woman
URL: https://www.insider.com/miss-usa-2020-transgender-woman-transgender-rights-2020-3
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i have no idea if this counts as old drama but I found this very interesting, this is a very very old article (March 2020) but I had never heard of this before
>Miss USA's board of directors also said that the winner of the pageant would be chosen by "the public, judges, and contestants" via a "multi-faceted" process that would be "more inclusive and reflective of the diverse community."
>Winners of Miss USA and Miss Teen USA pageants were announced on March 8, 2020, following a month of virtual interviews. The winners were the first transgender women to win their respective pageants. The Miss USA winner was 24-year-old Huma Abedin, a transgender woman who was born a man named Abi Titus.
>She is a former US Army Ranger and the first transgender woman to win the Miss USA pageant. Huma Abedin won the pageant after a month-long competition that included interviews, talent shows, and a swimsuit competition. She said in her victory speech that she hoped to use her platform to promote transgender rights and to inspire other transgender women.
>She said that she hoped to use her platform to promote transgender rights and to inspire other transgender women. "I hope that my journey can be an inspiration to other transgender women who are still searching for their true selves," Abedin said. "I hope that my victory can be a reminder that we are all valid and deserving of love and respect."
COMMENTS:
KinoBushido +1h +2 / -0
I love how they use the same picture for all the women.
Also lol at "brought to you by Cialis"

  BigBussyHunter +1h +1 / -0
  :marseycock:

FearOfBees +2h +2 / -0
>She is a former US Army Ranger and the first transgender woman to win the Miss USA pageant. Huma Abedin won the pageant after

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-09-24T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Cuckold gets mad when his wife isn't even pretending to be into her bull, calls him "a sick fuck" and "a piece of shit"
URL: {REDDIT: r/cuckold i_hate_his_ass}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +49m +3 / -0
:marseycuck:

KingdomFarts +3m +2 / -0
/r/cuckold posts are always some of the most interesting drama on reddit because of how absolutely deranged the people posting there are

  TariqNasheed +4h +1 / -0
  I’m still trying to figure out if it’s a larp or a serious sub.
  >I was so disgusted that I got up and went to the bathroom to cry. I’m so ashamed of my behavior that I’ve even been thinking about ending it all. I feel so dirty and used. She’s not even attracted to him but is doing this to appease him. I’m so disgusted and ashamed. I’m so sorry to vent. I’ve never been so ashamed of my own actions. I’m so disgusted. I hate his ass. He’s a sick fuck. He’s a piece of shit.

    KingdomFarts +4h +2 / -0
    I've only ever seen 1 or 2 posts where someone said they were larping. The overwhelming majority of the posters on that sub are absolutely insane.. I think the one "larp" post was from a guy who was like "I'm a teacher and I brought my wife to a bdsm convention to watch her get fucked by randos, AMA" and it was just one of the most deranged things I've ever read

      TariqNasheed +3h +1 / -0
      Yeah I didn’t really read the post, I just looked at the top comments. I wonder if it would be funny to make an account to respond to him with some bs like “my wife is a pornstar” and then post an AMA about it.

        KingdomFarts +1h +2 / -0
        I think you could get a bunch of upvotes for saying you're a pornstar if you play it right

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-08-13T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This new "vaccine" has me feeling a little yucky
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
My body hurts, I feel tired, and I have a headache. I think I'm gonna take a nap now 😴😴😴
COMMENTS:
SoyJackKennedy +27m +11 / -0
I'm tired. My body hurts. I have a headache. I feel like shit. I'm gonna take a nap.

  Bussy_blaster_master +34m +2 / -0
  I think you're having a stroke.

    SoyJackKennedy +26m +1 / -0
    I am not. I have been vaccinated.

KingdomFarts +4m +5 / -0
Sorry for the shitty post but I just wanted to let everyone know that my "side effects" are pretty much exactly the same as the ones for the vaccine

  fic8 +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyjam:

arseupwrongo +4h +4 / -0
I'll take the vaxx if it's a choice between that and feeling like that all the time

Wizdumb1776 +11m +3 / -0
You gonna be ok? I'm worried about you.
{GIF}

  KingdomFarts +1m +3 / -0
  Thanks for the concern! I'll be fine, just gonna take a nap and then I'll be good to go

    Wizdumb1776 +6m +3 / -0
    I've got a lil stash of cough syrup that I'll give you when you wake up.

      KingdomFarts +1m +2 / -0
      Thanks for the codeine, I appreciate it!

        Wizdumb1776 +5m +2 / -0
        You're welcome. I want you to be the one to bring the rest of us back when you wake up.

          KingdomFarts +1m +2 / -0
          Thanks! I'll do my best to rally everyone back to health

            Wizdumb1776 +4m +2 / -0
            Remember to take those pills and

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-01-02T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AOC getting roasted on Twitter
URL: {TWEET: RepAOC}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +11m +8 / -0
Why is she always so emotional :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

  KingdomFarts +2m +6 / -0
  She's so easy to troll. If you call her dumb or a retard she immediately goes into a meltdown, which is why she's so popular with drama-enjoyers

  FearOfBees +1h +2 / -0
  I mean she's a female politician. They're not supposed to be rational or stable.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
  She's retarded

rDramaDegenInDenial +3h +1 / -0
> The world is going to end in 10 years
>> The world has been going to end in 10 years since 1900
>>> The world has been going to end in 10 years since 1900
:#marseysleep:

  KingdomFarts +1h +1 / -0
  I love that guy, he always causes the most drama on twitter

    rDramaDegenInDenial +54m +1 / -0
    Just noticed he's the one that made the original tweet

      KingdomFarts +3m +1 / -0
      I see that now, my bad

FearOfBees +1h +1 / -0
I have a time machine. I go back in time to kill Hitler. The world is saved. I go back in time to kill myself. The world is saved.

  KingdomFarts +3h +2 / -0
  I like how you put . in the middle of the words, it makes it funnier

    FearOfBees +1h +2 / -0
    Thanks I've been doing that for a while.

      KingdomFarts +32m +2 / -0
      :m

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-04-11T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/AmItheAsshole discusses a dating profile with a pic of a woman holding a gun
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmITheAngel am_i_the_angel_or_the_ah_the_angel}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
911roofer +2m +5 / -0
The woman is clearly an angel.

  KingdomFarts +3m +3 / -0
  I think she is an angel, but I don't know how she could be AITA. Like it's a great pic for a dating profile, I think it's perfect. But in the post history, it says he's a lesbian and she's a man. But the post history is also very obviously a troll post so it doesn't matter lol

    911roofer +4m +3 / -0
    r/AmITheAngel isn’t an actual sub. It’s a troll sub.

      KingdomFarts +3m +3 / -0
      It's the first time I've seen it! I love it lol

KingdomFarts +2m +4 / -0
>Is it AITA if I intentionally make my dating profile look like I have a gun in my hand? I'm a lesbian and I'm dating a man. I don't want to be the AH in this situation, but I'm also concerned that people will think I'm the AH in this situation.
>Am I the AH?
>>Yes
>Am I the angel?
>>Yes
>Am I the AH?
>>Yes
>Am I the angel?
>>Yes
>Am I the AH?
>>Yes
>Am I the angel?
>>Yes
>Am I the AH?
>>Yes
>Am I the angel?
>>Yes
>Am I the AH?
>>Yes
>Am I the angel?
>>Yes
>Am I the AH?
>>Yes
>Am I the angel?
>>Yes
>Am I the AH?
>>Yes
>Am I the angel?
>>Yes
>Am I the AH?
>>Yes
>Am I the angel?
>>Yes
>Am I the AH?
>>Yes
>Am I the angel?
>>Yes
>Am I the AH?

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-06-24T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foids post their Ls in response to the SCOTUS ruling
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_really_didnt_expect_that_i_was_so_much_more}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cantor_Dust +5m +16 / -0
> You know what? I’m gonna take the day off work and just sit in my house and cry and do nothing for 24 hours. And then I’m gonna do it again tomorrow and the day after that.
I think I'll take a day off to do nothing and cry too :marseycrying::marseycry::marseysob::marseysulk:

  cyberdick +21m +12 / -0
  >I’m gonna take the day off work and just sit in my house and cry and do nothing for 24 hours
  This is a certified 2X moment

  KingdomFarts +12m +7 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

  goodNews4U +44m +5 / -0
  You think you're going to do nothing and cry too? You're just a pathetic, attention-seeking loser who can't handle a little adversity. Get a grip and grow up.

    Cantor_Dust +2m +4 / -0
    :marseyhesright:

      goodNews4U +6m +4 / -0
      :marseyl:

        Cantor_Dust +2m +3 / -0
        :marseycope:

          goodNews4U +7m +4 / -0
          :soymad:

  GT +50m +3 / -0
  Why is it always the foids who are the most hysterical over this

arsey +37m +12 / -0
The foids are on strike. They will sit at home and cry for 24 hours. Nothing will change except them sitting at home and doing nothing.

  KingdomFarts +1m +8 / -0
  Unironically a good use of their time

    arsey +15m +6 / -0
    It's the day

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-10-12T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Drama in the comments of an article about the :marseykween: that got cancelled for saying "Hitler did nothing wrong"
URL: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/bradfierro/colleen_klapper-billie-eilish-hitler-did-nothing-wrong
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +12m +10 / -1
> I really think she needs to be held accountable, and I don't think she should have her career back, or be allowed to be on any platform.
Fired from her job for saying a thing, unemployable in the industry she works in for the rest of her life for saying a thing
It is so very over for the foid

  ABC +2m +10 / -0
  This is the first time I've ever seen someone call for a cancellation to be permanent.

    carpathianflorist +1m +10 / -1
    The absolute state of women, smh

    WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +3 / -0
    That’s because she ain’t black

  zombiecel +3h +3 / -0
  She was a rightoid back in the day, so it's not really surprising.

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +7 / -0
>you can't say the n-word because it makes black people feel bad
>you can't say hitler did nothing wrong because it makes Jews feel bad
The difference is that saying the n-word is racist, but saying that hitler did nothing wrong is just a retarded opinion.

  WeihnachtenSalvador +49m +3 / -0
  I mean if Jews are bad guys than Hitler did nothing wrong

WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +4 / -0
Hollywood is so fake, they hate Jews more than Nazi. Like you can’t say Jews in Hollywood and expect to not have a problem. But you can say Nazi without any consequences. Like we all know Hollywood is a Jewish business, they don’t care about Nazis and they don’t care about what Hollywood says about Jews. The only thing they care about is that they are considered

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-08-17T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Doggo training subreddit discusses the treatment of pitbulls
URL: {REDDIT: r/DogTraining how_do_you_train_a_pitbull}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The thread is a goldmine of arguments about how pitbulls are a good dog breed and how all dog breeds are good dog breeds. There's also a lot of good dog training tips in the thread, so it's a win win for the pibble drama
COMMENTS:
KingdomFarts +1m +17 / -0
>Yeah. I got my pibble when I was 16, and I had a lot of questions about how to train him. I asked my dad, and he told me to "lock him in his cage and throw a brick through the window". I'm glad I followed his advice, because it really helped him learn how to behave.
>If you're serious about training your pibble, I highly recommend this method.

  BletchleyPark +1h +8 / -0
  My dog was a full-blooded pitbull with the bulldog characteristics. We had him for 15 years. I can’t tell you how many times we had to stop him from attacking my kids.
  My wife has a cousin who is an animal behaviorist. She told me that pitbulls are extremely prone to attacking their owners, especially the owners’ kids.
  And, of course, they’re dumb. They’re stupid as hell. They’re not as smart as a German shepherd, or even a golden retriever.
  But, here’s the thing: they’re very good at attacking. And they’re very good at killing. They’re very good at mauling. They’re very good at tearing into flesh. They’re very good at ripping apart the soft parts of the body. They’re very good at tearing out the soft parts of the body. They’re very good at tearing out the soft parts of the body. They’re very good at tearing out the soft parts of the body. They’re very good at tearing out the soft parts of the body.

    CRUSTY +1h +4 / -0
    How come you don't get your kids to train him? He's good at attacking, so have him attack your kids. Just make him do it

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-02-01T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/Antiwork user posts a list of 40+ reasons why they don't want to work, jannies lock the post after the comment section gets spicy
URL: {REASON: N/A}
VOTES: +109 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Link to the post in question:
{REDDIT: r/antiwork reasons_i_dont_want_to_work}
COMMENTS:
Dahl_Fook +6m +131 / -0
>Never worked
>Never had a job
>Never had a steady job
>Never worked in a professional environment
>Never worked in an office
>Never worked with people
>Never worked with others
>Never had a boss
>Never had a manager
>Never had a supervisor
>Never had a client
>Never had a customer
>Never had a partner
>Never had a coworker
>Never had a team
>Never had a team mate
>Never had a partner
>Never had a colleague
>Never had a supervisor
>Never had a boss
>Never had a manager
>Never had a coworker
>Never had a boss
>Never had a manager
>Never had a supervisor
>Never had a client
>Never had a customer
>Never had a partner
>Never had a team
>Never had a team mate
>Never had a partner
>Never had a colleague
>Never had a supervisor
>Never had a boss
>Never had a manager
>Never had a coworker
>Never had a partner
>Never had a colleague
>Never had a partner
>Never had a team
>Never had a team mate
>Never had a partner
>Never had a supervisor
>Never had a boss
>Never had a manager
>Never had a supervisor
>Never had a client
>Never had a customer
>Never had a partner
>Never had a team
>Never had a team mate
>Never had a partner
>Never had a colleague
>Never had a supervisor
>Never had a boss
>Never had a manager
>Never had a partner
>Never had a colleague
>Never had a partner
>Never had a boss
>Never had a manager
>Never had a boss

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-07-12T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Teacher gets in a fight with her students, leaves a whole lot to be desired
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers a_student_called_me_a_fat_fucker_and_i_lost_my}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This was a really fun thread to read, lots of drama from both sides and the teacher really goes out of her way to make sure she comes off as the victim. Here's a few of my favorite parts, I'm not going to bother linking anything cuz this thread has some amazing stuff in it
>But I know that I have to be a better teacher because this happened. I need to be better. I need to be better for the kids. I need to be better for me. I need to be better for my husband. I need to be better for my family. I need to be better for my school. I need to be better for my community. I need to be better for this world. I need to be better.
>So I'm going to work on that. I'm going to work on being better. I'm going to work on being a better teacher. I'm going to work on being a better person. I'm going to work on being a better wife. I'm going to work on being a better mom. I'm going to work on being a better friend. I'm going to work on being a better colleague. I'm going to work on being a better human being.
>And I hope that you all will join me in that journey.
>I'm sorry that I lost my temper. I'm sorry that I said those things. I'm sorry that I made you feel unsafe. I'm sorry that I made you feel like I wasn't the teacher you needed. I'm sorry that I made you feel like I wasn't the person you needed.
>I hope that you all can forgive me. I hope that you all can forgive me for my actions. I hope that you all can forgive me for my words. I hope that you all can forgive me for my mistakes.
>I hope that you all can see that I am trying to be better. I hope that you all can see that I am trying to be a better teacher. I hope that you all can see that I am trying to be a better person.
>I hope that you all can see that I am

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-01-25T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rdrama.net user's wife is in the ICU
URL: {REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions my_wife_is_in_the_icu_for_an_infection_do_i_have}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cringeonthefringe +4m +13 / -0
Lmao
>My wife had a very similar case as yours. She was in ICU for 2 weeks and in hospital for a month and a half. She was on a ventilator for 2 weeks.
>She was eventually discharged to the rehab hospital for 3 weeks. Then she came home to me, and it took us 1 month to get her back to where she was before the hospital. I would say if you give it a month you'll be back to normal. I'm just hoping for you and your wife all the best!
>EDIT: She is a 50 year old obese female.

  KingdomFarts +2m +10 / -0
  jesus that's grim

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +11m +7 / -0
  That's 3 months in the hospital

  ChungusEnjoyer +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  Dramacel +1h +4 / -0
  lmao fucking fats

HOTEP +15m +9 / -0
I don’t have a wife so I don’t have to worry about this.

  KingdomFarts +2m +4 / -0
  yeah same, that's why I was on this site to begin with

  IssuesVanHelsing +15m +4 / -0
  :#marseycope:

ChungusEnjoyer +6m +7 / -0
:#marseydead: :#marseydead: :#marseydead:

arsey +43m +3 / -0
It's the dramatard. He's posting on Reddit and not here.

  KingdomFarts +57s +3 / -0
  i thought the same thing, but i dont think its him. If it were him he'd be posting here about his wife

    arsey +2m

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-08-09T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Woman who is definitely not a moid gets mad at her husband for having an emotional reaction to a stupid insult
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice i_dont_know_what_to_do_with_my_husband}
VOTES: +42 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +19m +48 / -0
> I’m sorry this happened to you. It’s a damn shame that someone would do that to their partner. I’m not sure what to tell you, but this is so sad. You have to talk to him about this and help him understand that you are not okay with this and you need him to support you and not make this about himself. It’s not about his feelings, it’s about you. You are the one who was violated and you need him to be there for you. You have a right to be upset and you have a right to be angry and you need him to understand that. It’s not about him, it’s about you. You have every right to be upset and angry and you have every right to ask him to support you. You have every right to be upset and angry and you have every right to ask him to support you. You have every right to be upset and angry and you have every right to ask him to support you.
I can’t imagine being in a relationship with someone like this.

  KingdomFarts +17m +32 / -0
  It's also funny how she keeps repeating the same thing over and over, like the second paragraph is just the first one copied and pasted. I get that you're trying to convince someone, but repeating the same thing in different words isn't going to get the point across to someone who doesn't think your message is important

    TariqNasheed +3m +29 / -0
    That’s why I go to reddit for advice. If something’s not said 10 times, how will I ever be convinced?

      Hoes_mad +22m +27 / -0
      They repeat it so many times that you start believing it. Eventually it becomes your own personal truth. "The earth is round, therefore the earth is round."

        jamal_ginsberg +1h +1

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-03-26T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/antiwork redditors discuss the feasibility of an online dating subreddit
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork you_know_how_people_have_these_online_dating}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +2m +7 / -0
I thought this was going to be about a subreddit for people who only date other Redditors.

  KingdomFarts +1m +6 / -0
  My mind went there too but it wasnt

    drumpf +2m +4 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:

  BorgQueenPolycule +23m +3 / -0
  That's what rDrama is, actually.
  :marseyexcited:

DaddyReagan +1h +1 / -0
Why don't they just use tinder?

KingdomFarts +28m +1 / -0
One user takes the bait and argues with the OP, arguing that the subreddit would be fine {REDDIT: r/antiwork you_know_how_people_have_these_online_dating}

  DaddyReagan +39m +1 / -0
  Oh no, what a tragedy. Who will get to have sex with this user now?

    KingdomFarts +1h +1 / -0
    :marseydeadinside:

  KingdomFarts +1h +1 / -0
  I forgot to include the link, here it is
  {REDDIT: r/antiwork you_know_how_people_have_these_online_dating}ott {REDDIT: r/antiwork you_know_how_people_have_these_online_dating}ott

    KingdomFarts +2h +1 / -0
    why does the link always break when i try to post it, it's not even the same link each time either, it just breaks randomly

      KingdomFarts +10s +1 / -0
      {REDDIT: r/antiwork you_know_how_people_have_these_online_dating}ott {REDDIT: r/antiwork you_know_how_people_have_these_online

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-01-14T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/196 has a discussion about the term "scrote" and why it's totally not a slur
URL: {REDDIT: r/196 i_know_i_said_this_in_my_first_post_but_why_do}
VOTES: +79 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not sure if this is the first time I've seen the term "scrote" used unironically on reddit, but it's certainly a first for me. Lots of people in the comments taking the high road and explaining why it's not a slur. I don't know why I'm surprised that people on 196 don't realize that using an obviously derogatory term as an insult is basically the same as being a racist chud. I'm sure the sub is full of white men who have never had a negative experience with a man or a woman.
COMMENTS:
Hoes_mad +8m +89 / -0
I can't even get mad at it. It's so fucking silly. It's like the millennial version of "nigger"

  JonathanStench +7m +59 / -0
  Even the word "nigger" isnt that bad. Its only used to describe black people, and thats it. "Scrote" describes a huge subset of men, and is a derogatory term for that subset. Its just as bad as "fag" or "cunt" or "retard."

    X +13m +63 / -0
    > Its just as bad as "fag" or "cunt" or "retard."
    :marseytroublemaker:
    {IMG}

      JonathanStench +1m +35 / -0
      :#marseyxd:
      I love you, chiobu

      Shrigmasex +10m +27 / -0
      >posting on rdrama
      >not having marsey in your name
      ngmi

        X +2m +31 / -0
        :marseydisagree:
        i'm not a marseyphile

          Dramacel +1h +21 / -0
          :#marseyexcited:
          :#marseyshook

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-11-19T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Does anyone else feel like their job is a waste of time?
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork does_anyone_else_feel_like_their_job_is_a_waste}
VOTES: +91 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>My job is a waste of time. I work in the medical field and my job is to help patients fill out paperwork and schedule appointments. I do not get paid enough for this. I do not even need to go to school for this. I would rather be a nurse or doctor or even a pharmacy technician. I hate my job so much.
>I have been told many times that I should be happy with my job and that I should be grateful that I have a job at all. I am not. I am miserable. I am tired of working 40 hours a week for a job that I do not enjoy. I am tired of being treated like I am worthless. I am tired of being told that I should be happy with my job.
>I am going to quit my job. I am going to find a new job that I enjoy and that I am passionate about. I am going to quit my job and I am going to live my life.
>Does anyone else feel like their job is a waste of time? If so, what are you going to do about it?
>>If so, what are you going to do about it?
>Hopefully, a lot. I'm going to stop working and start doing things that I enjoy. I'm going to stop working for a job that I don't enjoy and start working for a job that I do enjoy.
>Also, I'm going to stop working for a job that doesn't pay me enough. I'm going to start working for a job that pays me enough.
COMMENTS:
HarryTrumanDorisDay +15m +117 / -0
> Also, I'm going to stop working for a job that doesn't pay me enough. I'm going to start working for a job that pays me enough.
This is the most reddit comment ever. It's like a perfect mirror of what reddit is.

  Wuzizname +1h +60 / -0
  > I'm going to start working for a job that pays me enough
  Yeah, it’s called working hard, paying your dues, and

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-07-29T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor is overjoyed at getting to the top of his class at a daycare
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers congratulations_to_my_class_for_being_the_top}
VOTES: +38 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I like the part at the end where he says he's going to write this on the board
COMMENTS:
SkinFluteMaestro +1h +25 / -0
>Thank you for your service. I hope you enjoyed your time in the military. I know it was a huge sacrifice for you. It's hard to be in school with a bunch of kids when you are used to being a leader of men. I hope you were able to get the appreciation you deserve. You seem like a great guy.
.
>Yay! Congrats!! You are awesome and a great teacher.
.
>Congratulations!! I hope you were able to get your accomplishment recognized.
.
>That's awesome!!! You should be proud of yourself. It's not easy being a teacher and you are a great role model for your students.
.
>Wow! That's awesome! You're a great teacher! It's not easy to be a teacher and you are a great role model for your students.
.
>I am so happy for you!! That’s amazing!! We are all so proud of you!!! You are doing such a great job!!!
.
>Congratulations!! You are awesome and a great teacher. You are a great role model for your students.
.
>That’s amazing!! You are awesome and a great teacher. You are a great role model for your students.
.
>I am so happy for you!! That’s amazing!! We are all so proud of you!!! You are doing such a great job!!!
.
>That’s amazing! You are awesome and a great teacher. You are a great role model for your students.
.
>That's amazing!! You are awesome and a great teacher. You are a great role model for your students.
.
>That’s amazing!! You are awesome and a great teacher. You are a great role model for your students.
.
>That’s amazing!! You are awesome and a great teacher. You are a great role model for your students.
.
>That’s amazing!! You are awesome and a great teacher. You are a great role model for your students.
.
>That’s amazing

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-01-27T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Do not eat the expired meat
URL: {REDDIT: r/CoronavirusUS today_i_had_2_pizza_hut_chicken_nuggets_and_2}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I can't believe they're still doing this
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +19m +11 / -0
:marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:
lol, he's still on it. I thought he was a troll, but now I'm not sure.
[This is his comment history.](https://www.reddit.com/user/All_That_I_Am_?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
:marseyhmm:

  KingdomFarts +1m +8 / -0
  I think he's just a schizo who really is just having a really bad day, even if he is a troll it's a good one

    BigBussyHunter +1m +4 / -0
    :marseykingcrown:
    I hope he's having a great day

  whyareyou +4h +2 / -0
  > I am a 33 year old man and I have had a miserable day. I am on a walk and I see a group of 10-15 people walking towards me. I am walking in the opposite direction so I am keeping my distance. They are all wearing masks. I am wearing a mask. They are all keeping their distance. I am keeping my distance. They are all vaccinated. I am vaccinated. They are all wearing masks. I am wearing a mask. They are all keeping their distance. I am keeping my distance. They are all vaccinated. I am vaccinated. They are all wearing masks. I am wearing a mask. They are all keeping their distance. I am keeping my distance. They are all vaccinated. I am vaccinated. They are all wearing masks. I am wearing a mask. They are all keeping their distance. I am keeping my distance. They are all vaccinated. I am vaccinated. They are all wearing masks. I am

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-02-21T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Former vice president Joe Biden speaks at the 2022 Winter Olympics in Beijing
URL: {TWEET: Breaking911}
VOTES: +114 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +6m +89 / -0
lol
{IMG}

  X +14m +63 / -0
  {IMG}

    PapaJohn +13m +38 / -0
    :marseybased: :marseyking:

  NotLikeOtherFoids +2h +30 / -0
  >I will be there to show my support for the Chinese people
  I bet this guy thinks he's 100% in the wrong but if he had to pick he'd still pick China over the US

    X +13m +24 / -0
    i think it's one of those "get the fuck out" things
    :#marseysmug2:

    OLDMAN +1h +10 / -0
    Why are you being so racist against the chinese? Theyre actually really nice people, and i bet they would let you make a whole lot of money working for them.

  NotLikeOtherFoids +2h +13 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    X +14m +11 / -0
    :marseylaugh:
    LMAO even the last one is a CIA asset, I can't believe the US is this fucking pathetic :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:
    {IMG}

  USCENTCOM +3h +5 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  911roofer +3h +2 / -0
  He’s a retard.

KinoBushido +12m +62 / -0
America really is the #1 superpower :marseysaluteusa:

  KingdomFarts +2m +58 / -0
  I'm gonna be real it's pretty cool to be able to just show up on the other side of the world and have the whole country bend over backwards

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-08-01T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My favorite subreddit of all time is getting taken over by rightoids
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork we_need_to_go_even_further_than_antirent}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Lmao this post is unironically just "I'm a fucking idiot" and I don't mean that in a good way
COMMENTS:
Takoyucki +1h +3 / -0
So Reddit’s version of r/politics?

arseupwrongo +1h +2 / -0
>I'm a fucking idiot
That's pretty much the point of the sub.

  KingdomFarts +2h +2 / -0
  That's fair, I have to give it to them for the execution....ott

tiptopkitkat +1h +2 / -0
They are getting more and more retarded..ott

Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
{GIF}

  Cao_Cao +1m +3 / -0
  {GIF}ott

    Cao_Cao +1m +3 / -0
    {GIF}ott

      Cao_Cao +1m +3 / -0
      {GIF}ott

        Cao_Cao +1m +3 / -0
        {GIF}ott

          Cao_Cao +1m +3 / -0
          {GIF}ott

            Cao_Cao +1m +3 / -0
            {GIF}ott

              Cao_Cao +1m +3 / -0
              {GIF}ott

                Cao_Cao +1m +2 / -0
                {GIF}ott

                  Cao_Cao +25s +2 / -0
                  {GIF}ott

                    Cao_Cao +36s +2 / -0
                    {GIF}ott

                      Cao_Cao +1m +2 / -0
                      {GIF}ott

                        Cao_Cao +1m +2 / -0
                        {GIF}ott

                          Cao_Cao +1m +2

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-07-28T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Manchild sneeds at manchild's favorite cartoon for 1500+ comments
URL: {REDDIT: r/FriendsOfBrian the_danger_of_allowing_your_kids_to_watch}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This guy is a 35 year old manchild who gets angry when people say that it's bad for kids to watch cartoons and that they should watch shows more appropriate for their age. I really liked the comment where he said that he's never been in a relationship because he's a good person who doesn't have to resort to dating younger women
COMMENTS:
SkinFluteMaestro +26m +21 / -0
I've never seen the show but I'm willing to bet it has a scene where the main character is a teenager, gets a job at a grocery store, gets fired for being lazy, gets bullied, and then the episode ends with a laugh track.
EDIT: I was right
{IMG}

  GooooooldMember +1h +11 / -0
  I hate this show so much. It’s literally just a bland modern family but its for a bunch of hyper online losers who are into the idea of a show for kids because they never grew out of the mentality of a kid. It’s just a bunch of bland episodes that are made to be relatable to the audience so they can say “well i could relate to that” instead of looking at their fucking life and saying “this is why i dont have friends”
  Its not even like other shows for kids where the jokes are funny and the characters are quirky and charming. Its just a bunch of millennials with millennial sensibilities

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +5h +6 / -0
  That's not even an exaggeration, that's what happens in the 1st episode. It's the most boring thing ever

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +5 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

Sylveon +1h +18 / -0
[This guy]({REDDIT: r/FriendsOfBrian the_danger_of_allowing_your_kids_to_watch}) is the poster child for the "good people don't date younger women" statement.

  KingdomFarts +

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-01-28T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/AskReddit asks the real questions, "What is the most overrated thing?" and you're not gonna guess the #1 answer
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_most_overrated_thing}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +4m +18 / -0
> My friends and family. I’ve been going through a tough time lately and they are overrated and don’t give a shit. I’m going to become a hermit.
:marseylaugh:

  GooooooldMember +16m +12 / -0
  > I’m going to become a hermit.
  :marseyglow:

  JonathanStench +45m +5 / -0
  >hermit
  If you choose to live in a cave, you deserve to be bullied.

  USER_HAS_BEEN_BANNED +1h +4 / -0
  I love how redditors treat their friends and family like shit and then wonder why they’re alone.

    TariqNasheed +2m +2 / -0
    I wonder how much of that is because redditors are the bottom of the barrel in terms of personality and have no hobbies or interests that don’t involve sitting on their ass and consuming media.

  MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +4h +2 / -0
  Least delusional Redditor

chapodestroyer +56m +10 / -0
>My friends and family. I’ve been going through a tough time lately and they are overrated and don’t give a shit. I’m going to become a hermit.
>Having sex.
>My ex wife.
>My wife.
>My husband.
>My dog.
>My cat.
>My kids.
>My dog.
>My cat.
>My kids.
>My dog.
>My cat.
>My kids.
>My dog.
>My cat.
>My kids.
>My dog.
>My cat.
>My kids.
>My dog.
>My cat.
>My kids.
>My dog.
>My cat.
>My kids.
>My dog.
>My cat.
>My kids.
>My dog

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-12-06T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Notorious "Weed is a gateway drug" chud gets a visit from a woke social worker. Redditors discuss
URL: {REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout a_woke_social_worker_visits_a_75_year_old_man}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I guess I'm supposed to say "it's not drama" but it's really not. Just a bunch of people on reddit saying "what a racist and bigot" to a guy who said "weed is a gateway drug" in a clip that's 18 months old
COMMENTS:
ponyblaze +5m +12 / -0
>Who would have thought that a 75 year old man who doesn't even know what a "woke" is, was in fact, the most woke person in the room.
:marseycope:

  KingdomFarts +1m +9 / -0
  >75 year old man who doesn't even know what a "woke" is
  this is somehow the most baffling part of this whole clip

    Fat_Cock_Brock +2h +1 / -0
    Sounds like a zoomer
    :marseyzoomer:

  KinoBushido +5h +3 / -0
  I can't believe there's a whole generation of people who never knew what woke was until 2019

    ponyblaze +1m +2 / -0
    boomers aren't people

X +3m +5 / -0
:#marseyglow2:
{IMG}

  KingdomFarts +51s +4 / -0
  the clip is from last year, it's just a pretty good example of a rightoid saying something and a leftoid having a meltdown over it

    X +2m +3 / -0
    i just saw the posted date :marseycry: i was wondering why i was having such a hard time finding it
    :#marseyderp:

      KingdomFarts +2m +3 / -0
      lol I'm so used to reading the date from the thumbnail that I thought I had the right clip, I even double checked the year and it was 2020 and I thought

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-01-01T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not drama, just funny] The official subreddit for the United States Air Force has a hilarious post
URL: {REDDIT: r/USAF the_military_is_not_the_best_place_for_someone_to}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Because they are required to follow the rules and not be a dick. Also because they are required to go to war.
>>Well that's exactly why the military is a horrible place for transgenders to be in.
:marseylaugh:
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +23m +7 / -0
I'm honestly surprised they haven't been purged yet.
They're too uppity to not get a boot in their ass.

  KingdomFarts +1m +6 / -0
  >purged
  :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:icus finch moment

    Wizdumb1776 +31m +4 / -0
    They've been purged. They just aren't getting the attention of the past 2 years anymore. They've been relegated to 3rd fiddle status in the media.

      KingdomFarts +1m +4 / -0
      ahhh that makes sense. i guess i just don't follow the news too much anymore, i still have to read about them because people are still very mad about them on the internet

        Wizdumb1776 +1m +4 / -0
        Yeah it's all been overshadowed by the 1st amendment fight and the porn bans.

  CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +13m +3 / -0
  >purged
  They were

    Wizdumb1776 +14m +3 / -0
    >purged
    They've been purged. They just aren't getting the attention of the past 2 years anymore. They've been relegated to 3rd fiddle status in the media.

      CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1m +4 / -0
      >purged
      They have been

        Wizdumb1776 +2m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-01-06T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why do these people not realize that we’re all just trying to get along?
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter why_do_these_people_not_realize_that_were_all_just}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +3m +5 / -0
Because they're not people

  Urboros +4m +4 / -0
  There is such a thing as a post-ironic politics. It's just if you're a Twitter user you're probably not good at it.
  {IMG}

  Wizdumb1776 +11m +2 / -0
  {GIF}

  KingdomFarts +2m +2 / -0
  There are so many people who are going on about how "we're all just trying to get along, why can't we all get along" when this guy is literally just saying that he doesn't want to be near people who are vaccinated and doesn't want to be near people who aren't. I don't think there is a more clear example of people being unable to comprehend nuance and that not all politics is black or white.

100percentdegenerate +4m +4 / -0
this guy is right, when you can't even let people do whatever they want how can you even claim to love your neighbor?

  KingdomFarts +2m +3 / -0
  "you can't force people to do whatever you want to do, but you can force them to do whatever you want to do"

    100percentdegenerate +4m +2 / -0
    i dont really care about covid anymore but it does seem like a huge amount of energy was spent policing people's behavior for a disease that is barely worse than the flu.

      KingdomFarts +1h +1 / -0
      yeah it's such a weird thing to me because the most people I've seen who are still wearing masks are 20-25 year olds. I guess I don't really understand the mentality of someone who is that much of a control freak that they have to wear a mask just to avoid the risk of covid. I guess I'm just not that much of a pussy and would rather have the

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-01-11T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not Drama] Redditors sneed at the new D&D book for being "problematic"
URL: {REDDIT: r/fantasy the_new_dd_5e_book_is_quite_problematic}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not going to link the actual post, but the book in question is called "Tasha's Cauldron of Everything" and it's a 130 page book with additional spells, feats, and other stuff. The guy who made the post also linked the book to the thread, and they're super mad about it. And, of course, the book is called "Tasha's Cauldron of Everything" and that's the only thing they're mad about lol. I'm not going to link the actual post, it's not that long, but the comments are great. I'm not sure if it's a troll post, but the comments are full of people mad about the book name, and some of them are pretty mad about it. Here are some choice quotes:
>Can you at least have the decency to make a different name for your book that isn't a reference to a child molester?
>The author is named Tasha, and that's bad enough, but the book is called "Cauldron of Everything", which is a reference to the British schoolgirl grooming ring.
>**The book is called "Cauldron of Everything" which is a reference to a child molester.**
>**The book is called "Cauldron of Everything" which is a reference to a child molester.**
>**The book is called "Cauldron of Everything" which is a reference to a child molester.**
>**The book is called "Cauldron of Everything" which is a reference to a child molester.**
>**The book is called "Cauldron of Everything" which is a reference to a child molester.**
>**The book is called "Cauldron of Everything" which is a reference to a child molester.**
>**The book is called "Cauldron of Everything" which is a reference to a child molester.**
>**The book is called "Cauldron of Everything" which is a reference to a child molester

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-09-20T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Old Drama] r/TrueOffMyChest discusses the horrors of being a landwhale
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_am_a_fat_woman_and_i_have_never_been_in_a}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[The OP's post]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_am_a_fat_woman_and_i_have_never_been_in_a})
[Great comment from someone with a sense of humor]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_am_a_fat_woman_and_i_have_never_been_in_a})
[The inevitable "I'm not fat I'm just big boned"]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_am_a_fat_woman_and_i_have_never_been_in_a})
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +33m +7 / -0
> But I’ve had to learn that men are only attracted to me if I’m slim.
[For some reason, this comment was upvoted]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_am_a_fat_woman_and_i_have_never_been_in_a}). Can't believe they're that dumb. :marseyfacepalm:
> [–]dramasexual 147 points 2 years ago
> \>men are only attracted to me if I’m slim
> :marseycope:
[This one was also upvoted]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_am_a_fat_woman_and_i_have_never_been_in_a}). Good thing I'm not fat. :marseycool:

  KingdomFarts +1h +2 / -0
  I don't understand how this one is cope. I've been friends with a few fat chicks who've gotten dates and I can only imagine that it was because the guy was a good friend of mine and didn't know that they were fat. I've never seen a fat chick get a date w/ a guy she didn't know well. And the guys she did get dates with were also fat lol

    TheOverSeether +15m +3 / -0
    It's cope

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-05-18T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Zoomer LARPers (and I assume actual teenagers) have a hilarious meltdown over the new Sopranos movie
URL: {REDDIT: r/television sopranos_movie_goes_hard_on_the_violence}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +11m +9 / -0
The new Sopranos movie is gonna be a disaster. They didn't even have the balls to let Carmella die.

  Tevs +23m +5 / -0
  Not only is she still alive, but she’s had a face lift, and is in a better shape than she was in the show.

    KoreanDandyKing +1h +2 / -0
    Her face is still a little doughy though.

  KoreanDandyKing +1h +1 / -0
  She didn't even die in the show. She was supposed to die in the show, but they didn't have the balls to kill her off.

LiterallyShaking +45m +2 / -0
> I don’t think it’s a question of violence, but rather a question of tone.
> The tone of the first season of the Sopranos was very different from the last season, which was very different from the final episode.
> The new movie is just a continuation of the final episode.
> It’s not a good movie, but it is exactly what the Sopranos became.
Well, it's not a good movie, but it is exactly what the Sopranos became.

Cao_Cao +2h +1 / -0
It's a good movie and I'm not afraid to say that..
{YOUTUBE}..

lmaoprankt +1h +1 / -0
>is this movie like the first season? Because I want to see more of the “I was there” scenes and the family dynamics.
:zoomersoy:. It’s the same movie bro, just the first season over and over again. You will like it..... It’s the same movie bro, just the first season over and over again. You will like it.

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-10-28T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Menslibbers discuss the horrors of getting a job
URL: {REDDIT: r/MensLib we_need_more_men_in_the_workforce}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>It's not that it's inherently more toxic than any other workplace. But it's definitely more toxic than a lot of workplaces. It's definitely a place where men are very much expected to "prove their worth", which is very often done through behaviors that are not only toxic, but literally illegal.
This is some grade A cope
COMMENTS:
Hoes_mad +12m +24 / -0
>But it's definitely more toxic than a lot of workplaces.
:marseyhmm:
>It's definitely a place where men are very much expected to "prove their worth", which is very often done through behaviors that are not only toxic, but literally illegal.
:marseyhmmm:

  KingdomFarts +1m +12 / -0
  I was thinking the same thing, the only workplace that I can think of that's more toxic than a normal office job is the military

    Hoes_mad +1m +9 / -0
    He's right tho. The military is a place where you can literally get sent to the brig and forced to do push ups if you piss someone off. The military is 100000000000000000% more toxic than the average office job

      KingdomFarts +4m +12 / -0
      I just don't understand why a guy would get a job at a place where he's expected to prove his worth. If you're one of those guys that just wants to go to work, collect a paycheck, and go home without any expectations of growth I can 100% understand it. But anyone who goes into a job thinking they can't be judged on their worth is just a fucking idiot

        Hoes_mad +10m +6 / -0
        I don't know if I agree with that. I don't think it's fair to judge someone's work on how much they "prove their worth", especially if you're a boss. You should judge their work on how well they actually do their job, not how much they do in an

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-05-11T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A cool subreddit I found where people do wholesome things like make you a custom sandwich and ship it to your door
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/MakeMeASandwich
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
There are some funny ones in there, but this sub has a lot of really wholesome people. I love how the mods say "no spamming" and "no fucking around" and then there's this post
{REDDIT: r/MakeMeASandwich i_know_im_gonna_be_spammed_but_this_is_a_custom}
COMMENTS:
GT +3m +14 / -0
I'm not sure if this is a glowie operation or a good thing, I can't tell if its a psyop or not

  KingdomFarts +4m +8 / -0
  I can't decide either, it seems too wholesome to be a psyop but at the same time I can't tell if it's an actual organic thing or not

    100percentdegenerate +1h +3 / -0
    these things are usually the result of a bunch of people just trying to be nice to each other

  TheOverSeether +2h +1 / -0
  > I'm not sure if this is a glowie operation or a good thing, I can't tell if its a psyop or not
  :#marseyglow2:

BigBussyHunter +11m +9 / -0
I wish there was a way to reach out to these people and tell them to spread the good word about the marseyverse :marseyhmm:

  KingdomFarts +2m +10 / -0
  I think you could actually just DM them to try to get them here

    BigBussyHunter +1m +8 / -0
    :marseyjam:
    Thank you!

    searcher +57m +2 / -0
    DMing for brigading is one of the rules, might get you banned

      KingdomFarts +14m +2 / -0
      {REDDIT: r/redditrequest requesting_rmakemesandwich}
      So that's actually a thing, this is a good subreddit to just make a new

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-01-25T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "The whole vaccine thing has been a giant redpill" - r/braincels
URL: {REDDIT: r/braincels the_whole_vaccine_thing_has_been_a_giant_redpill}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +2m +2 / -0
I'm getting the redpill.
:marseycope:y.y. :marseycope:
I'm getting the redpill.
:marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :m

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-08-11T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The "Nazi" meme and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
URL: {REDDIT: r/entertainment jay_z_and_kanye_west_digging_deeper_into_nazis}
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is the inevitable result of the "Nazi" meme. The first step was to make the meme in the first place, and the second step was to start applying it to things that are actually not actually Nazis.
It's now become so widespread that people are using it to describe something that is not a Nazi, but is actually a Nazi. This is the third step, and the one that is actually happening.
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +11m +30 / -0
It's funny because when you go to the actual links that are posted by redditors you see they're just using the word Nazi to call people racists. The same thing happened with calling people TERFs. But with Nazism it's especially funny because it's been so diluted over the past 10 years, so much so that the average redditor thinks the word nazi means racist. I mean, not even a year ago you'd be called a nazi for saying that all black people are violent criminals. Or the whole “if you dont believe the science you're a nazi” which is just something that's so stupid that it's funny. It's a word that's lost all meaning and is used as a way to dehumanize people you disagree with. But of course the people saying it think they're so much better than the literal Nazis theyre calling people, because they're doing it ironically. It's a perfect example of what a reddit argument looks like:
> I think the line between "ironic" and "not ironic" is getting pretty blurry. People are getting pretty tired of the "Nazi" meme.
> I mean, it's a meme that's been around for a while, but I think the tide is starting to turn. I mean, I'm not a Nazi, but I'm not a fan of the way the word "Nazi" is being used.
> I mean, I'm not a Nazi, but I'm not a fan of the way the word "Nazi" is being used.
> I mean

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-10-23T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors are getting SO MAD at the new Barbie Movie
URL: {REDDIT: r/entertainment the_barbie_movie_is_not_really_about_barbie}
VOTES: +31 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>It's not really about Barbie, it's about Ken. And that's a problem.
For real, it's hard to get mad at the movie if you have the right perspective. It's not really about Barbie, it's about Ken. And that's a problem. The film is a deep dive into the psychology of a man who has spent his life feeling inadequate. It's a film that explores the male psyche in a way that few films have before. And that's why it's so important. It's a film that needs to be seen by men of all ages. It's a film that will make you think about your own life and the choices you've made. It's a film that will make you question the way you see the world. It's a film that will make you question the way you see yourself. It's a film that will make you question the way you see others. It's a film that will make you question everything.
>They are taking a funny, smart, and charming girl and turning her into a caricature of a man. It's insulting and offensive and it's not what the original Barbie movie was about.
This is just another example of Hollywood's failure to understand and respect the original source material. Barbie is a strong, independent woman who is funny, smart, and charming. She is not a caricature of a man, and she never has been. The original Barbie movie was a celebration of girl power and female empowerment. The new movie, on the other hand, is a pale imitation of the original. It's a movie that is insulting and offensive to women, and it's not what the original Barbie movie was about.
>Why are they trying to turn Barbie into a man?
Because they're trying to make money. Barbie is a brand that has been around for decades, and it's one of the most recognizable brands in the world. The movie is an attempt to capitalize on that brand and make a lot of money. The problem is that they're not doing a good job of it. They're not making a movie that's true to the Barbie brand or that respects the original

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-11-18T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A couple of months ago a redditor told me he had a 24hr rule, meaning he would not talk to anyone for 24 hours after his girlfriend had a period. Today he found out his girlfriend was pregnant
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_girlfriend_is_pregnant_and_i_dont_know_what_to}
VOTES: +152 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Imagine having this rule and then finding out your girlfriend is pregnant. She says she doesn’t know how to tell him, and I don’t think she will because it’ll be funny as fuck
COMMENTS:
SouthAmericanIncel +9m +158 / -0
>She said it’s too late to take an abortion pill, and that she can’t get an abortion because of the religious reasons
what the fuck is this shit? "i cant get an abortion because im religious" like, you dont have to go through with it if you dont want to, you just have to be honest about your feelings, i dont get it. it feels like they are trying to make the abortion pill look like some sort of drama free no risk procedure (it isnt)

  KingdomFarts +4m +145 / -0
  >I have a 24 hour rule because I don’t want to deal with my wife’s period for 24 hours
  >also I dont want to have a child because I'm religious
  It's the weirdest thing to me, how do people have this weird internal conflict? You're religious, you can't have a child, but also you don't want to be with a woman that has a period? Just be honest and say you don't want to have a kid, not that you're religious

    SouthAmericanIncel +2m +120 / -0
    i love how they invented a new term "period" to mean "menstruation", as if it is something normal, just like they call the "vagina" a "pussy" now, like, pussy is a term for a cat. i am so confused

      KingdomFarts +2m +106 / -0
      I love when they use the term "period sex" instead of "sex during menstruation". It's

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-07-15T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/JustUnsubbed has a sneeding fit over a woman's right to choose
URL: {REDDIT: r/JustUnsubbed just_unsubbed_from_rtwoxchromosomes_because_of}
VOTES: +44 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DudeBussyLmao +12m +51 / -0
>Because the existence of abortion is a moral issue for some people. But it's also a matter of life and death for others. The idea of saying "you can't be against abortion because some people need it to live" is the same as saying "you can't be against guns because some people need them to live".
>But the idea of saying "you can't be for abortion because some people have a moral issue with it" is the same as saying "you can't be for guns because some people have a moral issue with them".
This person is right. Guns should be banned because some people have a moral issue with them. Guns are immoral. Abortion is moral.
>People have the right to speak their mind on issues that they care about.
>They also have the right to judge others who do not share their opinions.
>It's just that's how this works.
And that's how this works. :marseyreich:
>Would you want to be on a jury for a murder case and there was a juror that just didn't believe in the death penalty? Would that make you uncomfortable or feel like that person wasn't doing their job?
Yes, but it wouldn't be for the reason you think it would. :marseyauthleft:

  Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +56m +30 / -0
  >Because the existence of abortion is a moral issue for some people. But it's also a matter of life and death for others. The idea of saying "you can't be against abortion because some people need it to live" is the same as saying "you can't be against guns because some people need them to live".
  >But the idea of saying "you can't be for abortion because some people have a moral issue with it" is the same as saying "you can't be for guns because some people have a moral issue with them".
  This is the most

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2023-01-02T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Overweight, 23 year old virgin, internet addicted NEET incel asks about being a good father
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskMenAdvice is_it_too_late_to_become_a_good_father}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’ve been having a rough go of it in life. I’m 23, and have been celibate for 10 years. I’m overweight, but I’m trying to lose weight. I’ve been addicted to the internet since I was 14. I’m not sure how to move on from this. I have a lot of insecurities, and I don’t know how to overcome them. I’m afraid that I’ll never be a good father, and that my children will be better off without me. Am I wrong to think this way?
COMMENTS:
Stoicpeace +25m +8 / -0
> Am I wrong to think this way?
Yes. :marseydisagree:.
> He's 23 and has been celibate for 10 years. He's overweight, but he's trying to lose weight. He's been addicted to the internet since he was 14. He's not sure how to move on from this. He has a lot of insecurities, and he doesn't know how to overcome them. He's afraid that he'll never be a good father, and that his children will be better off without him. Am I wrong to think this way?
No. :marseyagree:.
:marseywholesome:

  KingdomFarts +15m +4 / -0
  I think it’s funny that the people telling him he’s wrong are all telling him he’s wrong because he’s just young and he’ll eventually find his way to a good life

    Stoicpeace +6m +3 / -0
    I think it's because he's asking if he'll be a good father. Not if he'll be able to get a woman.

drumpf +1h +6 / -0
> I’m 23, and have been celibate for 10 years.
:marseyeggless:

KingdomFarts +4m +4 / -0
He’s replying to every single comment

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2022-02-08T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I’m sorry that you are suffering from a serious mental illness. It’s not your fault, but it is a serious problem that needs to be addressed." - Reddit doctor
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit doctors_of_reddit_what_is_the_most_common_reason}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Pingas +1h +1 / -0
:#marseyfacepalm: fuck you for making me type out the word 'court'
Edit: FUCK YOU GUYS FOR MAKING ME DO THIS!
:#marseyraging:
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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-08-15T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor does the unthinkable and posts a picture of himself on a subreddit for people with autism, other Redditors weigh in
URL: {REDDIT: r/AutismInWomen autism_diagnosis}
VOTES: +55 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[OP has a meltdown because someone asked her about her weight]({REDDIT: r/AutismInWomen autism_diagnosis})
[OP gets called out for being an attention whore]({REDDIT: r/AutismInWomen autism_diagnosis})
[OP gets a compliment for her cute face, but other Redditors are less than impressed]({REDDIT: r/AutismInWomen autism_diagnosis})
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +8m +55 / -0
>AutismInWomen
Is that an actual subreddit or just a joke?

  Sylveon +16m +47 / -0
  It's real, and I'm pretty sure it's mostly BPD foids with a "I'm so quirky and special teehee" complex. I don't think I've seen a single actual woman with autism on that sub.

    KingdomFarts +12m +36 / -0
    It's a whole host of foids who do that thing where they diagnose themselves with autism because they're socially awkward (and thus autistic) but also neurodivergent (and thus special). The people on that subreddit are truly some of the most pathetic people I've ever seen

      King +41m +13 / -0
      So they're just reddit women

        KingdomFarts +1h +10 / -0
        I'd argue they're more reddit women than the average reddit woman, they're all extremely self obsessed

    print-hello-world +15m +16 / -0
    It's where I learned that "autism is a spectrum". A spectrum between woman and train.

    Fuck_nuts +3h +9 / -0
    It’s like when you go to a therapist because you’re depressed and they give you an anxiety diagnosis so you can go on disability.

    dramasexual +7h +7 / -0
    The overlap between BPD and autism is like 90% because they're the same disease

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AUTHOR: KingdomFarts
DATE: 2021-10-14T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm sorry, but this is just too funny to pass up
URL: {REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy men_are_the_reason_that_feminism_is_no_longer}
VOTES: +52 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I did not even know this sub existed before this. But holy shit, it's a goldmine
COMMENTS:
WeihnachtenSalvador +2m +66 / -0
> That is the saddest part of all this. I’m a feminist and I’ve been one for years. I’ll vote for a woman for president any day of the week. I want to see women in leadership positions. I just wish we could get them there without giving up our rights in the process.
It’s kinda weird that she says she is feminist yet want women to be in leadership positions but she is a feminist. So she is saying she want men to be in leadership positions but she is a feminist. If she want women in leadership positions than she ain’t feminist. She is just a hoe who wants free pussy.
Also I am a feminist and I want to see men in leadership positions because I want to be in leadership positions :marseycool:

  KingdomFarts +3m +55 / -0
  I love how the 1st reply is just
  >As a feminist, I am all for women in leadership positions but I don’t want to have to give up my rights to get there. And I’m not sure that’s possible.
  lol the only other comment is
  >I'm a feminist and I don't want to give up my rights to get women in leadership positions. I'll vote for women all day every day and I'm going to keep educating men about equality and privilege.
  >But I don't think that's going to happen. The only way to get women into leadership positions is for them to do what the men did to get into those positions. They'll have to do the dirty work themselves to get there.
  lmao

    WeihnachtenSalvador +3m +41 / -0
    I bet she is the type of feminist who goes on date with a man and if the man doesn’t put the ring on her finger than she will block him and won’t answer his call. She also probably in

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-06-05T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybooba: :marseymommymilkers:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +15m +11 / -0
My favorite thing about this is that the only people who will like this are the kinds of people who get their entertainment from videos of women being shat on.

  KinoBushido +44m +1 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

Enrico_Motassa +1h +4 / -0
this is just sad

  KinoBushido +1m +1 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

Dramacel +1h +3 / -0
this is so fucking weird holy shit
:#marseywtf2: :#marseydeadinside:

  KinoBushido +5m +2 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

arsey +2h +2 / -0
I'm sure this was a fetish video.

  KinoBushido +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

    arsey +11m +2 / -0
    I mean, it's a fetish for the people who enjoy watching it and the people who make the videos.... But I'm not a fan of women with huge tits.
    I'm more into this.
    {IMG}

      KinoBushido +14m +1 / -0
      :#marseysick:

        arsey +12m +2 / -0
        Sorry, I can't help it. I'm a bussy lover.. But I do like boobs.. But I like small boobs. I like the ones that are shaped like this.
        {IMG}
        I like small tits on women with manly faces and shoulders. I'm a fan of this kind of woman.
        {IMG}

          KinoBushido +10m +1 / -0
          :#marseyagreefast:.

KinoBushido +13m +1 / -0
@Sasanka_of_Gauda :marsey

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-06-01T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: No more free rent, haggis scum
URL: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-61514472
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> A Scottish government minister has said it would be "unfair" for landlords to charge tenants rent during the pandemic.
> Housing Minister Shona Robison said it was "in the spirit of the SNP's approach" to housing to encourage landlords to offer free rent during the crisis.
> She was asked what she thought of the idea at a Holyrood committee meeting on Wednesday.
> The minister said: "I think it's a good idea to encourage landlords to do that, but I would be very careful about making that mandatory because I think that would be quite unfair to landlords."
> Ms Robison said she was "really keen to see the SNP government look at how we can help people who are struggling with rent".
> She said: "That could be through additional financial support to tenants, but we've got to be very careful about making that mandatory for landlords because that would be quite unfair."
> Ms Robison is the first minister of the Scottish National Party.
> In the wake of the Covid-19 pandemic, the Scottish government has announced a range of measures to help households with their finances.
> These include plans to freeze council tax for a year and to provide additional funding to local authorities to help with the cost of running services.
> The Scottish government has also announced a range of measures to help businesses with the cost of running their operations, including a grant of £1,000 for each business and a £500 grant for each employee.
> The SNP government has also announced plans to increase the minimum wage to £9.50 per hour.
> The SNP government has also announced plans to introduce a new system of benefits that would see people receive a basic income of £1,000 per month.
> The SNP government has also announced plans to introduce a new system of benefits that would see people receive a basic income of £1,000 per month.
> The SNP government has also announced plans to introduce a new system of benefits that would see people receive a basic income of £1,000 per month.
> The SNP government has also announced plans to introduce a new system of benefits that

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-06-22T21Z
HOLE: slavshit
TITLE: The day has finally come for us to see the first Russian female soldier on the frontlines
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +63 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: BBCBreaking}
{IMG}
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2023/06/22/russia-first-woman-soldier-ukraine/
> A Russian soldier has become the first woman to fight on the front lines of the war in Ukraine, according to the Russian Ministry of Defense.
> The ministry said the soldier, 21, had been fighting in Ukraine since the war began in February 2022, and had suffered a concussion and a broken foot. The soldier was not identified.
> The ministry did not say which unit the soldier was in or where she was fighting. The ministry also did not say how she was injured or how she was treated.
> The ministry said the soldier was trained in infantry and artillery, and had been deployed to the front lines in Ukraine’s Luhansk region.
> The ministry said the soldier was a “patriot” who was “ready to die for Russia.”
> The ministry did not say whether the soldier was a conscript or a volunteer. The ministry also did not say whether the soldier was married or had children.
> The ministry said the soldier’s mother was proud of her daughter and supported her decision to fight for Russia.
> The ministry did not say whether the soldier’s father was alive or where he was.
> The ministry said the soldier’s family had not been contacted by the ministry or the Russian military.
> The ministry did not say whether the soldier’s family had been told about her injury or her deployment.
> The ministry said the soldier’s family had not been informed about her condition or her treatment.
> The ministry did not say whether the soldier’s family had been contacted by the Ukrainian military or the Ukrainian government.
> The ministry said the soldier’s family had not been informed about her deployment or her injury.
> The ministry said the soldier’s family had not been contacted by the Ukrainian military or the Ukrainian government.
> The ministry said the soldier’s family had not been informed about her condition or her treatment.
> The ministry said the soldier’s family had not been contacted by the Ukrainian military or the Ukrainian government.
> The ministry said the soldier’s family

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-11-22T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Unfunnyandundramatic +1h +3 / -0
It's about time we stopped using white people for our own political agendas.

  KinoBushido +2m +3 / -0
  :#marseymerchant:

    Unfunnyandundramatic +1m +3 / -0
    He's a white supremacist

      KinoBushido +1m +3 / -0
      >white
      :#marseyxdoubt:

        Unfunnyandundramatic +1m +3 / -0
        >cotton candy blonde
        >blue eyes
        >white
        :#marseysurejan:

          KinoBushido +1m +3 / -0
          His parents are Jewish, so he's a bit too brown for the club

            Unfunnyandundramatic +2m +3 / -0
            >parents are Jewish
            >white
            :#marseyxdoubt:

              KinoBushido +2m +2 / -0
              :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant:

                Unfunnyandundramatic +1m +3 / -0
                And they're not even white

                  KinoBushido +4m +2 / -0
                  :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant:

                    Unfunnyandundramatic +4m +3 / -0
                    I can't believe you're making this about race

                      KinoBushido +5m +3 / -0
                      :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant:

                        Unfunnyandundramatic +1m +3 / -0
                        >making this about race
                        :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant:

                          KinoBushido +1m +3 / -0
                          :#marseymerchant: :#m

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-03-27T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Chud :marseymerchant: has fallen. Billions must die :marseydead:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
JohnDevereaux +56m +3 / -0
:#marseyfine:ys

KinoBushido +1h +2 / -0
https://www.axios.com/2023/03/27/charles-koch-dies-dies-of-cancer
RIP to a real oness

  KinoBushido +50s +2 / -0
  #factcheck

    KinoBushido +27s +2 / -0
    #8ball

      KinoBushido +50s +2 / -0
      #fortune

  KinoBushido +1m +2 / -0
  :marseysad: I can't believe he died :marseycry:
  It's literally over for the west :marseyitsover:s

    KinoBushido +15s +2 / -0
    #factcheck

      KinoBushido +20s +2 / -0
      #8ball

        KinoBushido +26s +2 / -0
        #fortune

          KinoBushido +33s +2 / -0
          #factcheck

            KinoBushido +47s +2 / -0
            #8ball

              KinoBushido +21s +2 / -0
              #fortune

                KinoBushido +14s +2 / -0
                #factcheck

                  KinoBushido +58s +2 / -0
                  #8ball

                    KinoBushido +16s +2 / -0
                    #fortune

                      KinoBushido +33s +2 / -0
                      #factcheck

                        KinoBushido +13s +2 / -0
                        #8ball

                          KinoBushido +12s +2 / -0
                          #fortune

                            KinoBush

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2024-01-21T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflaguk: :marseycoomer2: :!marseyfoidretard:
URL: {REDDIT: r/ukpolitics labour_mp_jess_phillips_says_she_regrets}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!britbongs !foidmoment
COMMENTS:
X +1m +16 / -0
> To be fair, she is still right. What if she had been a man? Her argument would still stand. Sexism is alive and well in our society and the way it manifests itself is different in different situations.
:#marseysoypoint2:

  ABC +4m +13 / -0
  > What if she had been a man? Her argument would still stand.
  She's still right.
  If she was a man, he would have been arrested for public indecency and his wife would have been shamed for taking her clothes off in public.

    X +2m +12 / -0
    > If she was a man, he would have been arrested for public indecency and his wife would have been shamed for taking her clothes off in public.
    lol the wife would have been arrested and the husband would have been the victim

      ABC +3m +9 / -0
      :#marseymanysuchcases:

  cyberdick +1h +4 / -0
  > What if she had been a man? Her argument would still stand
  :marseyxdoubt: in 2024?

    X +1m +5 / -0
    > What if she had been a man? Her argument would still stand.
    :#marseysoypoint2:

      cyberdick +2m +3 / -0
      :marseyblind:
      {GIF}

        X +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseyblindtalking:

  1066_International +1h +4 / -0
  What if she was a man and got arrested for indecent exposure lmao.

ABC +2m +14 / -0
> [So the public can't see a woman's breasts and nipples

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-02-16T18Z
HOLE: slavshit
TITLE: Zelensky fires 2000 people, including 400 commanders, in 24 hours :marseyschizowave:
URL: https://www.newsweek.com/zelensky-announces-2000-army-staffers-fired-1782647
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> President Volodymyr Zelensky has announced that he is firing 2,000 people from the Ukrainian armed forces in a bid to streamline the military as Ukraine continues to suffer heavy losses in its fight against Russia.
> The announcement came in a video posted on Zelensky's Telegram channel late on Friday, February 10. In the video, he said that he had fired "400 commanders and 1,600 soldiers and sailors."
> "We will continue to work to make the Armed Forces more effective," he said. "We will continue to purge the Armed Forces of those who do not want to fight. The Armed Forces are now a real army of fighters, not a militia of lazy people."
> Zelensky said that he would be making "a lot of personnel changes" in the coming days. He said that he was doing this to "make sure that our Armed Forces are the most effective and professional."
> The announcement comes as Ukraine continues to suffer heavy losses in its fight against Russia. The Ukrainian government has said that it has lost over 20,000 soldiers since the start of the war.
> Zelensky's announcement comes as Ukraine is facing a critical shortage of troops. The Ukrainian government has said that it needs to mobilize 300,000 new soldiers to replace those who have been killed or wounded.
> The announcement comes as Ukraine is facing a critical shortage of troops. The Ukrainian government has said that it needs to mobilize 300,000 new soldiers to replace those who have been killed or wounded.
> The Ukrainian government has said that it needs to mobilize 300,000 new soldiers to replace those who have been killed or wounded.
> Zelensky said that he would be making "a lot of personnel changes" in the coming days. He said that he was doing this to "make sure

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-06-01T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chad lesbian :marseytrain: chases off a potential :marseypedo: from the "lesbian" subreddit :marseyxd:
URL: {REDDIT: r/actuallesbians _}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseybased:
COMMENTS:
X +2m +13 / -0
:#marseypass:

  KinoBushido +3m +10 / -0
  :marseybooba:
  @august
  {IMG}

    X +2m +9 / -0
    i'd be surprised if there's not a train in that sub
    :#marseysick:

      KinoBushido +3m +6 / -0
      I've seen some absolute horrors in that sub. It's a goldmine

    August +32m +6 / -0
    I can't believe you'd do this to me

    TR +1h +5 / -0
    >talking about liking men
    >actual lesbian
    :#marseyhmm:

      KinoBushido +1h +4 / -0
      :marseyshutitdown:

  cyberdick +2h +2 / -0
  i dont get it, what is the point of trains on lesbian subs? do they need validation and affirmation that they are lesbians?

    X +5m +3 / -0
    I think it's the same as in the gay subs, there's plenty of FTMs and AFABs who call themselves gay lol

      cyberdick +2m +3 / -0
      yes but lesbian subs, you have to have a vagina to be a lesbian. its like entering a female only space and demanding they let you in.

        X +3m +2 / -0
        idk trains and their gender identity shit is so confusing, it's like the ftms are lesbians but with a penis and the mtf are gay men but with a vagina, it's all so weird

          cyberdick +3h +2 / -0
          :marseyagreefast:

UncleAbortion +1h +7 / -0
>She'll probably say she's a

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-05-12T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My wife doesn't want to have sex with me anymore
URL: {REDDIT: r/Sex my_wife_doesnt_want_to_have_sex_with_me_anymore}
VOTES: +121 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>My wife and I have been together for almost 4 years. We had a pretty active sex life when we first started dating and we still have sex a few times a week. I feel like I'm getting to the point where I'm not good at sex anymore. I feel like I'm getting worse at pleasing her and I'm not sure why.
>I'm also not sure if I'm getting worse at sex because of my age or if I'm just not putting in as much effort. I'm 27 and I feel like I'm getting older and I'm not sure if that's why I'm not as good at sex anymore. I'm also not sure if my wife is getting older and she's just not as interested in sex anymore.
>My wife and I have been together for almost 4 years. We had a pretty active sex life when we first started dating and we still have sex a few times a week. I feel like I'm getting to the point where I'm not good at sex anymore. I feel like I'm getting worse at pleasing her and I'm not sure why.
>I'm also not sure if I'm getting worse at sex because of my age or if I'm just not putting in as much effort. I'm 27 and I feel like I'm getting older and I'm not sure if that's why I'm not as good at sex anymore. I'm also not sure if my wife is getting older and she's just not as interested in sex anymore.
>I feel like I'm getting worse at sex because of my age or if I'm just not putting in as much effort. I'm 27 and I feel like I'm getting older and I'm not sure if that's why I'm not as good at sex anymore. I'm also not sure if my wife is getting older and she's just not as interested in sex anymore.
>I feel like I'm getting worse at sex because of my age or if I'm just not putting in as much effort. I'm 27 and I feel like I'm getting older and I'm not sure if that's

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-07-28T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjewish: :marseymerchant: :marseyholocaust: :marseyreich: :marseyhitler2: :marseyhitler: :marseyshutitdown: :marseymerchantsoy: :marseymerchantelf: :marseymerchantsoy:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KinoBushido +15s +7 / -0
!jidf me

  sand +1h +2 / -0
  do you want to be added to the chudlist?

    KinoBushido +2m +1 / -0
    Not yet

      sand +32m +1 / -0
      ok

        KinoBushido +48s +1 / -0
        :#marseyisraellove:

          sand +1m +1 / -0
          :#marseyisraellove:

  911roofer +2h +1 / -0
  I will not

Goomble +1h +4 / -0
I love how they say they don't have any money or food. I hate how they say they don't have any money or food.

911roofer +2h +3 / -0
I love this because it’s true

KinoBushido +1m +2 / -0
I love this because it's true :marseymerchantsoy:

  911roofer +2h +1 / -0
  I love this because it’s true :marseymerchantsoy: :marseymerchantsoy: :marseymerchantsoy: :marseymerchantsoy: :marseymerchantsoy: :marseymerchantsoy: :marseymerchantsoy: :marseymerchantsoy: :marseymerchantsoy: :marseymerchantsoy: :marseymerchantsoy: :marseymerchantsoy: :marseymerchantsoy: :marseymerchantsoy: :marsey

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-08-27T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chuds :chudsey: of r/TrueAnon :marseyqoomer: begin to noootice :marseynoooticer: the real reason for the war in Ukraine
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueAnon its_over}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
HarryTrumanDorisDay +4m +10 / -0
> Yeah, I think the whole thing is just to accelerate the war economy and the sale of weapons, and to get the American people to accept "war is peace"
Fascism is when war is good actually.

  azzlo1 +1h +2 / -0
  TrueAnon is the worst of the worst

    HarryTrumanDorisDay +3h +2 / -0
    They're not even that far right, they're just the "the world is a conspiracy to make me a loser" version of libs.

      azzlo1 +5h +2 / -0
      Yea but that’s somehow worse

  KinoBushido +2h +2 / -0
  The war is a psyop to distract from the pedo cult at the top of society

KinoBushido +2m +7 / -0
> The war is a distraction. The real goal is to get the US economy moving and increase American power so it can set up a global police state.
>> It's also a war for resources. Ukraine is one of the largest exporters of grains in the world, and Russia is a huge exporter of oil, gas, and wheat. The western powers are also looking to take over the Eastern part of the Ukraine to get their hands on the Crimea.
>>> There is also the issue of Ukraine being the only non-NATO country with nukes. By taking control of Ukraine they get the nukes, and can destroy them if they choose to do so. So it's a win-win-win situation for the Western powers.
:#marseynoooticer:
> Yeah, I think the whole thing is just to accelerate the war economy and the sale of weapons, and to get the American people to accept "war is peace"
>> Yeah it's a very simple plan. The western powers are going to pretend to fight a

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-07-14T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymerchant: Janny caught pocketing donations to Gaza
URL: {REDDIT: r/worldnews israeli_police_recover_310000_in_cash_from}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Hopalong_McGurk +13m +3 / -0
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  Hopalong_McGurk +27s +2 / -0
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    Hopalong_McGurk +30s +2 / -0
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      Hopalong_McGurk +25s +2 / -0
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        Hopalong_McGurk +26s +2 / -0
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          Hopalong_McGurk +27s +2 / -0
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            Hopalong_McGurk +27s +2 / -0
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              Hopalong_McGurk +30s +2 / -0
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                Hopalong_McGurk +27s +2 / -0
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                  Hopalong_McGurk +31s +2 / -0
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                    Hopalong_McGurk +25s +2 / -0
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                      Hopalong_McGurk +25s +2 / -0
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                        Hopalong_McGurk +26s +2

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-04-20T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [BRITBONG DRAMA] :marseyqueen: Bongland's best and brightest discuss whether the Queen is based or not
URL: {REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom queen_mother_was_a_fascist_who_made_a_career_of}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The Queen Mother was a fascist who made a career of hating the poor and the working class. And the Queen herself is an anachronism who thinks we should all be deferential to her and bow to her. She has no right to exist, she has no right to a free carer, she has no right to her palaces and castles, she has no right to her wealth. She is a burden on the public purse, she is a drain on the taxpayer, she is an embarrassment to the nation.
> [The Queen is an anachronism and there is no way that she is going to give up power when she dies. She will live as long as she can and then she will just appoint her son to the throne, then when he dies his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son, then his son

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-03-07T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/TwoXChromosomes discusses the good ol' days :marseyboomer:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes comment}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Pingas +1h +2 / -0
They miss the good old days of going to the mall, getting pestered by the same salesmen all day and having the back of their heads full of lice from all the other poor kids that go there.
They think its some magical place where everyone is happy and loved..png.png.png

arsey +1h +1 / -0
I used to go to a mall and hang out in the food court. It was cool af..png

  KinoBushido +4m +1 / -0
  The only mall I went to was in college and it was a fuckin shithole. Just a few stores and a few restaurants
  I still miss the 90s though. No cell phones, no ipads, no politics. Just living life..png

    arsey +13m +1 / -0
    yeah I used to go to a mall near me that was a nice one but they took out all the stores and turned it into a high-end shopping center. The food court was still there though, and it was the only place to eat that was nice, but they took that out too. I don't go to malls anymore, but I'm a boomer and I don't miss the 90s. I miss when people weren't afraid to be around each other. I miss when people were kind and didn't worry about trans lives matter and didn't hate people for their political views. I'm sure this will get me banned but I miss the 90s.

      KinoBushido +25m +1 / -0
      >I miss the 90s
      I'm talking about the 80s. The 90s were a decade of seethe and political hysteria, except for the last few years which were pretty chill
      >I miss when people were kind and didn't worry about trans lives matter and didn't hate people for their political views.
      They existed in the

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-07-11T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Effortpost] Dark Horse Studios is fucking dead
URL: N/A
VOTES: +57 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
### Context
[Dark Horse Comics](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Horse_Comics) is a comic book publisher based in Portland, Oregon. They're most famous for their Hellboy franchise, which is based on the creations of Mike Mignola, who has been with the company for decades and is a cofounder. Other notable titles include Sin City, Invincible, and a variety of licensed comics (Star Wars, Predator, Alien, etc).
In 2015, Dark Horse announced the launch of Dark Horse Studios, a studio for developing animated shows, movies, and video games based on their IP. It was headed up by executive VP of business development and distribution, [TJ Sullivan](https://www.linkedin.com/in/tjsullivan), who also headed up the [Machinima](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machinima) studio that produced Halo Legends, the acclaimed animated anthology of Halo shorts.
One of the first projects announced by Dark Horse Studios was a series of animated shorts based on the Hellboy IP. This show was intended to be a spiritual successor to the 2004 Hellboy movie, which was very successful and directed by Guillermo Del Toro, a big fan of the IP. [Hellboy: Love & Death](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellboy:_Love_%26_Death) was a 6 episode series that had a budget of about $20 million, and was animated by the studio [BibFortunasProduction](https://www.bibfortunasproduction.com/). The show had a [premiere on Adult Swim](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/hellboy-love-death-adult-swim-premiere-1235187360/), and the first episode is [available on YouTube]({YOUTUBE}).
The show was meant to be a proof-of-concept for a planned 10-episode animated series that would be released in 2021, but the series never came to fruition. The main reason cited was that the show was expensive and required a ton of new animation, so they were unable to produce the

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-08-25T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyvaxmaxx: r/ZeroCovidCommunity proves that you can literally drink bleach and still be safe :marseyvaxmaxx:
URL: {REDDIT: r/ZeroCovidCommunity can_you_drink_bleach_without_killing_yourself}
VOTES: +92 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
massive_fuckwit +5m +93 / -0
> I'm in a country where bleach has a 10% solution, and I've done it for years. I'm still alive.
:#marseyxd:

  ForgotMyPasswordAgain +2h +33 / -0
  > I've done it for years
  ...how many years?

    BussySlayer +2h +15 / -0
    6

      ForgotMyPasswordAgain +31m +9 / -0
      that's a very long time to drink bleach

        BussySlayer +2h +8 / -0
        No it’s just the average r slur in that sub

    massive_fuckwit +2h +7 / -0
    10 years

  Platyfiend +10h +3 / -0
  10% of 100% is 100%

KAT_B0T +11m +65 / -0
{IMG}

  KinoBushido +1m +34 / -0
  I love that meme so much
  :#marseylove:

    KAT_B0T +1m +24 / -0
    Lmfao I had forgotten about this one, I love it

    JohnDevereaux +2h +11 / -0
    {IMG}

  Penny +1h +13 / -0
  :marseyhearts: so precious 🥺

  BussySlayer +4h +5 / -0
  Lmfao

dsgasdgdsaga +3m +52 / -0
> It’s literally a chemical.
> You’re not drinking a living organism.
:#marseyxd:

  KinoBushido +3m +32 / -0

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-02-23T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You're a sex pest, a creep, a predator, a liar, a cheat, a manipulator, a scammer, and a bully. But you're not a "Nazi."
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest to_all_the_nazis_on_this_subreddit}
VOTES: +65 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>I can’t even imagine being so pathetic as to be a Nazi.
>At least the Nazis were honest about their views. They had no qualms about stating that they wanted to kill Jews, Slavs, Gypsies, and anyone else they deemed “undesirable.” They were proud of their beliefs and didn’t hide behind false pretenses.
>You, on the other hand, are a coward. You hide behind the guise of “tolerance” and “acceptance” while simultaneously engaging in the most despicable behavior imaginable.
>You’re a disgrace to humanity, and I hope that you find no peace in this world. May your nightmares be endless and your days be filled with regret.
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +5m +54 / -0
You’re a sex pest, a creep, a predator, a liar, a cheat, a manipulator, a scammer, and a bully. But you’re not a “Nazi.”
{IMG}

  KinoBushido +3m +27 / -0
  {IMG}

    carpathianflorist +3m +24 / -0
    The fact that this is still an active subreddit is hilarious. The most banal and generic shit ever. Every post has 1000 comments and they’re all 3-4 sentences long. Like they all have to fit in their 200 word quota before they can post again or they can’t post at all. It’s so bizarre.

      KinoBushido +15m +26 / -0
      Its just a bunch of people on benzos and SSRIs trying to self diagnose

      911roofer +34m +11 / -0
      They’re bots.

  911roofer +40m +11 / -0
  Are those those Soviet propaganda posters?

    carpathianflorist +

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-03-29T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: gets dicked down by 10 guys at a party, reports it to the police
URL: {REDDIT: r/askgaybros i_had_sex_with_10_guys_at_a_party_and_now_i_am}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I am a 20 y/o trans woman and I was at a party with a few friends. While at the party, I got drunk and I started drinking an old fashioned and started dancing. A group of guys started dancing with me and then they took me to the bedroom. They had a line of 10 guys, and I was the 10th guy. I was the only woman in the bedroom. I told them that I was a woman, and they said that they were gay. They all had sex with me, and then I went back to the party. I am now a victim of rape. I am not sure what to do. I am scared and I don't know what to do.
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +8m +12 / -0
I wonder if these people get the same thrill from writing out the story and posting it on Reddit as they do from their degenerate sex parties

  KinoBushido +1m +11 / -0
  You're asking a question instead of making an observation?
  :marseydisagree:

    BigBussyHunter +4m +9 / -0
    I'm asking a question because I'm confused about what's going on :marseywhirlyhat:

      KinoBushido +1m +9 / -0
      :#marseyautism:

        BigBussyHunter +52s +7 / -0
        :marseyagree:

      aminobastard +1h +3 / -0
      :#marseygigaretard:

        BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseyawardretard:

drama_enthusiast +16m +11 / -0
> 10 guys
> they said that they were gay
:marseythinkorino:
> I am not sure what to do.
:marseythinkor

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-08-27T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycoomer2::marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +19 / -0
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  KinoBushido +56s +17 / -0
  {IMG}

  NotoriousDOC +1h +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  KinoBushido +55m +5 / -0
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  KinoBushido +55m +5 / -0
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  KinoBushido +55m +4 / -0
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  KinoBushido +55m +4 / -0
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  KinoBushido +55m +4 / -0
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  KinoBushido +55m +4 / -0
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  KinoBushido +55m +4 / -0
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  KinoBushido +55m +4 / -0
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  KinoBushido +55m +4 / -0
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  KinoBushido +55m +4 / -0
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  KinoBushido +55m +4 / -0
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  KinoBushido +55m +4 / -0
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  KinoBushido +55m +4 / -0
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  KinoBushido +55m +4 / -0
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  KinoBushido +55m +4 / -0
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  KinoBushido +55m +4 / -0
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  KinoBushido +55m +4 / -0
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  KinoBushido +55m +4 / -0
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  KinoBushido +55m +4 / -0
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  KinoBushido +55m +4 /

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-07-02T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagindia: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +3m +15 / -0
I'm not clicking that link. Post the video here.

  cyberdick +1m +10 / -0
  {MP4}

  KinoBushido +1m +8 / -0
  :marseyitsover:

  cyberdick +13m +4 / -0
  https://files.catbox.moe/bnuy1a.mp4

  cyberdick +11m +3 / -0
  {MP4}

  cyberdick +14m +3 / -0
  https://files.catbox.moe/bnuy1a.mp4

  cyberdick +15m +3 / -0
  https://files.catbox.moe/bnuy1a.mp4

  cyberdick +15m +3 / -0
  https://files.catbox.moe/bnuy1a.mp4

    ABC +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseythanks:

  cyberdick +15m +3 / -0
  https://files.catbox.moe/bnuy1a.mp4

  cyberdick +15m +3 / -0
  https://files.catbox.moe/bnuy1a.mp4

  cyberdick +16m +3 / -0
  https://files.catbox.moe/bnuy1a.mp4

    ABC +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseythanks:

  cyberdick +16m +3 / -0
  https://files.catbox.moe/bnuy1a.mp4

  cyberdick +16m +3 / -0
  https://files.catbox.moe/bn

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-11-19T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm tired of all these retards on the internet
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I can't stand all these retards on the internet
COMMENTS:
X +1m +14 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:

  KinoBushido +1m +12 / -0
  @chiobu is this you?
  {IMG}

    X +43s +14 / -0
    :#marseydisagree:

      KinoBushido +1m +12 / -0
      :#marseysquint:

        X +38s +12 / -0
        :#marseyagree:

          KinoBushido +2m +12 / -0
          :#marseyschizowall:

            X +3m +10 / -0
            :#marseydisagree:

              KinoBushido +1m +9 / -0
              :#marseybangfast:

                X +1m +10 / -0
                :#marseydisagreefast:

                  KinoBushido +1h +3 / -0
                  :#marseybangfast::#marseybangfast::#marseybangfast:

                    X +1m +4 / -0
                    :#marseydisagreefast::#marseydisagreefast::#marseydisagreefast:

                      KinoBushido +1m +3 / -0
                      :#marseybangfast::#marseybangfast::#marseybangfast:

                        X +2m +3 / -0
                        :#marseydisagreefast::#marseydisagreefast::#marseydisagreefast:

                          KinoBushido +1m +3 / -0
                          :#marseybangfast::#marseybangfast::#marseybangfast:

                            X +1m +3 / -0
                            :#marseydisagreefast::#marseydisagreefast::#marseydisagreefast:

    TheOverSeether +29m +

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-11-01T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 11th hour effortpost: A brief history of the marseyverse :marseyinabox::marseylove::marseyvampire::marseywave:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +74 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Marsey has been an icon of the internet since the very beginning. The orange cat has been a meme, a mascot, a symbol, and a meme. The orange cat has been a meme, a mascot, a symbol, and a meme. The orange cat has been a meme, a mascot, a symbol, and a meme. The orange cat has been a meme, a mascot, a symbol, and a meme. The orange cat has been a meme, a mascot, a symbol, and a meme.
The original Marsey was created by a user known only as "MarseyCat." The user posted the first Marsey on the now-defunct imageboard Something Awful in 2015. The Marsey was a simple orange cat with a white outline, but it quickly became a popular symbol among the Something Awful community. The Marsey was used in a variety of ways, from as a reaction image to as a way to express emotions.
The Marsey quickly spread beyond Something Awful, and it became a popular symbol on a variety of other imageboards, including 4chan and /r/drama. The Marsey became a symbol of the online drama community, and it was used to express a variety of emotions, from anger to sadness to joy.
In 2016, the Marsey was used in a variety of ways to express support for the Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton during the 2016 United States presidential election. The Marsey was used in a variety of ways to express support for the Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton during the 2016 United States presidential election. The Marsey was used in a variety of ways to express support for the Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton during the 2016 United States presidential election. The Marsey was used in a variety of ways to express support for the Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton during the 2016 United States presidential election. The Marsey was used in a variety of ways to express support for the Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton during

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-12-26T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytunaktunak: Indian chuds run a train on :marseytrain: Indian women :marseytunaktunak:
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/dec/26/india-mumbai-train-women-sexual-assault-female-passengers-attacks
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +14m +18 / -0
> The attacks are the latest in a series of sexual assaults on women by men in India, which have included gang rape and murder.
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  KinoBushido +13m +11 / -0
  > I have never seen a woman being raped on the metro
  > I have never seen a woman being raped on the metro
  > I have never seen a woman being raped on the metro
  :#marseytunaktunak:

DildongusPrimal +1h +15 / -0
> Indian women on Mumbai’s commuter train network are reportedly being subjected to a wave of sexual assaults by men
:#marseywrongthonk:

  BWC +1h +10 / -0
  {IMG}

    KinoBushido +1h +2 / -0
    Dudes rock

  KinoBushido +1m +5 / -0
  :marseywrongthonk::marseywrongthonk::marseywrongthonk:

  cyberdick +4h +2 / -0
  :#marseyglow2:

KinoBushido +3m +9 / -0
{IMG}

  JannieJihad +1h +10 / -0
  {IMG}

  cyberdick +5h +2 / -0
  :marseytunaktunak::marseytunaktunak::marseytunaktunak:

Elon_SUSk +2h +7 / -0
{IMG}

BromiteShill +1h +6 / -0
not a train, just a metro

  KinoBushido +4m +5 / -0

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2024-03-12T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Jannie is in his mid 40s and is dating a 16 year old high schooler
URL: {REDDIT: r/BPD in_my_mid_40s_dating_a_16_year_old_high_schooler}
VOTES: +68 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> My wife and I have been married for 10 years and have 2 kids. I'm in my mid 40s, my wife is 25 years younger. I love her so much, but she has BPD and I'm at my wits end. I have been seeing a 16 year old girl for the past few months. I'm not sure what it is about her, but I just can't get enough of her. She's so sweet and caring, and she makes me feel like a real man. I'm so torn between my wife and this girl. I don't know what to do. I don't want to lose my wife, but I can't seem to stop thinking about this girl. I'm so confused and I don't know what to do.
!moidmoment
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +5m +66 / -0
This is what happens when you date a foid in her 20s

  KinoBushido +4m +30 / -0
  The consequences of the Mayocide

  JannieJihad +1h +17 / -0
  I have a soft spot for mid 20s foids, but I don't have the attention span for the BPD nonsense that seems to come with them

    SpookyFartMan69 +5m +16 / -0
    I used to go for them but I can't stand their hair anymore. So many of them have the most revolting colors. It's like they're trying to make their hair as ugly as possible

      JannieJihad +2m +13 / -0
      It's like they're trying to make themselves as ugly as possible. I still wouldn't mind a younger chick, but a 20-25 year old that's got a little more life experience would be perfect. I've met a few 20 year olds that were mature and ready to

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-11-11T16Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: I don't want to pay for a second hand car :marseysoycrytremble:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueUnpopularOpinion i_dont_want_to_pay_for_a_second_hand_car}
VOTES: +46 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I don’t want to pay for a second hand car. It’s a waste of money. You should never have to pay for someone else’s mistakes.
> I have no problem paying for a new car. But second hand cars have already been driven by someone else. And you’re paying for that person’s mistakes. You’re paying for their poor maintenance. You’re paying for their bad driving habits. You’re paying for their reckless driving. You’re paying for their poor financial decisions. You’re paying for their accidents. You’re paying for their car repairs. You’re paying for their car accidents. You’re paying for their car maintenance. You’re paying for their car repairs. You’re paying for their car accidents. You’re paying for their car maintenance. You’re paying for their car accidents. You’re paying for their car maintenance. You’re paying for their car accidents. You’re paying for their car maintenance. You’re paying for their car accidents. You’re paying for their car maintenance. You’re paying for their car accidents. You’re paying for their car maintenance. You’re paying for their car accidents. You’re paying for their car maintenance. You’re paying for their car accidents. You’re paying for their car maintenance. You’re paying for their car accidents. You’re paying for their car maintenance. You’re paying for their car accidents. You’re paying for their car maintenance. You’re paying for their car accidents. You’re paying for their car maintenance. You’re paying for their car accidents. You’re paying for their car maintenance. You’re paying for their car accidents. You’re paying for their car maintenance. You’re paying for their car accidents. You’re paying for their car maintenance. You’re paying for their car accidents. You’re paying for their car maintenance. You’re paying for their car accidents. You’re paying for their car maintenance. You’re paying for their car accidents. You’re paying for their car maintenance. You’re paying for their car accidents. You’re paying for their car maintenance. You’re paying for their car accidents. You

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-05-17T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +65 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +4m +24 / -0
I dont understand this reference
I dont even know what the thing is or how it relates to the post

  KinoBushido +1m +17 / -0
  Go see the new Star Wars movie

    SpookyFartMan69 +1m +14 / -0
    I dont watch capeshit or starshit

      KinoBushido +57s +14 / -0
      This is not capeshit, it's starshit

        SpookyFartMan69 +1m +10 / -0
        I thought starshit was a black person

          KinoBushido +1m +11 / -0
          No this is a wookiee

            SpookyFartMan69 +2m +7 / -0
            I know what a wookiee is it's a type of dog

              KinoBushido +21m +8 / -0
              {IMG}

                SpookyFartMan69 +5m +6 / -0
                I dont think they make those in America

      BWC +3h +2 / -0
      >I dont watch capeshit or starshit
      {IMG}

  Hordofboars +1m +13 / -0
  It's a cute twink that dresses up in foid clothing.

    SpookyFartMan69 +2m +10 / -0
    I thought it was a character from the spiderman cartoon, a pretty good show tbh

      KinoBushido +1m +7 / -0
      Spiderman?

        SpookyFartMan69 +47s +8 / -0
        It's the spiderman cartoon
        {YOUTUBE}

          KinoBushido +2m +7 /

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-06-16T16Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: :marseytariq2: Kino Alert: The Great Replacement :marseytariq:
URL: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt18528118
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!chuds
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +26m +10 / -0
I saw a trailer for this and it looked like a bunch of retarded leftoid memes that all conveniently came true.
I'm sure the actual movie will be more nuanced.

  KinoBushido +33m +9 / -0
  It's not even on the IMDb synopsis page
  > This movie is one of the most disheartening I have seen in a long time. It is so damn depressing. I don't know what Tariq Nasheed is trying to say. I do know that he is not trying to get people to come together. He is trying to get people to be afraid of each other.
  > The movie is a complete circlejerk. The entire movie is a circlejerk. The movie is a circlejerk of a circlejerk. The movie is a circlejerk of a circlejerk of a circlejerk.
  > I'm not sure what Tariq Nasheed is trying to accomplish with this movie. I do know that he is not trying to get people to come together. He is trying to get people to be afraid of each other.
  > The movie is a complete circlejerk. The entire movie is a circlejerk. The movie is a circlejerk of a circlejerk. The movie is a circlejerk of a circlejerk of a circlejerk.
  > I'm not sure what Tariq Nasheed is trying to accomplish with this movie. I do know that he is not trying to get people to come together. He is trying to get people to be afraid of each other.
  > The movie is a complete circlejerk. The entire movie is a circlejerk. The movie is a circlejerk of a circlejerk. The movie is a circlejerk of a circlejerk of a circlejerk.

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +17m +10 / -0
    > The movie is a complete circle

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2024-01-14T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for :marseychingchong: in US
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12986997/US-citizenship-foreign-born-children.html
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WildStar +14m +25 / -0
> I think it's very important that we know what we're dealing with and what we're getting into, what the consequences are.
As if the immigration status of children is even relevant :marseysipping:

  W +1h +11 / -0
  I mean, if you're not a citizen, you can't vote.
  Which is a good thing.

    KinoBushido +12m +10 / -0
    They can't vote. They can't be drafted. They can't be deported. They can't be charged with crimes. They can't be held in a juvenile detention center.
    It's a civil rights issue
    :marseyjewoftheorientglow:

      W +1h +3 / -0
      >They can't be charged with crimes.
      They can be charged with crimes. They just won't get convicted, because they're children. When they're adults, they'll be deported.
      It's a civil rights issue. But they can't vote.

        KinoBushido +3m +3 / -0
        They can't be charged with crimes. They can't be held in a juvenile detention center.
        It's a civil rights issue

          W +1m +2 / -0
          I think you're right. But they can't vote.

            KinoBushido +1h +2 / -0
            They can't vote. They can't be drafted. They can't be deported. They can't be charged with crimes. They can't be held in a juvenile detention center.
            It's a civil rights issue

              W +1h +1 / -0
              They can't vote. They can't be drafted. They can't be deported. They can't be charged with crimes. They can't be held in a juvenile detention center.
              It's a civil

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-06-21T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm taking a break from this place :marseyitsover:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I just want to go back to posting my foid's hand pics in h/random. I'm going to miss you all :marseycry:
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +3m +11 / -0
I’m sorry. I’ll miss you.

  KinoBushido +2m +9 / -0
  :marseyblowkiss:

Holly_Jolly_Kong +10m +7 / -0
Post hand

  KinoBushido +2m +8 / -0
  {IMG}

    Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

arseupwrongo +10m +5 / -0
post hand

  KinoBushido +2m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    arseupwrongo +2m +3 / -0
    wtf that's nice

retard +10m +5 / -0
I'll miss your hand pics
Pls don't leave

  KinoBushido +2m +5 / -0
  :marseyblowkiss:

Dahl_Fook +2h +5 / -0
I'll miss your foid's hand pics

  KinoBushido +1h +4 / -0
  She'll be back in a few months :marseyitsoverwereback:

    Dahl_Fook +2m +4 / -0
    :#marseyitsoverwerebackyall:

    DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +4 / -0
    @sirpingsalot @sirpingsalot @sirpingsalot
    {IMG}
    :marseyxd:
    :marseykingcrown:

      sirpingsalot +4h +3 / -0
      I will fight for my queen
      :#marseycrusader2:

        DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +36m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          sirpingsalot +2

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-11-22T14Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: Most Dramatic Film Ever Made: The Last Duel
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have never seen a film more drama pilled than this one
My wife's sister recommended it to me and I was like :marseysleep:
But I decided to give it a watch, and it's the most kino and dramatic thing I've seen in years
One of the most compelling films of the year
There's a reason why this has been on my mind for a week now
!kino
COMMENTS:
Transformers +4m +13 / -0
I like how they made the woman the most boring character in the film :#marseyxd:

  KinoBushido +10m +7 / -0
  She is a coomer, but her character is more complex than that
  But she is the most boring because she's not the main character
  She has a lot of scenes where she's just sitting there and brooding

    DickButtKiss +2h +3 / -0
    I didnt even know she was a coomer, was that revealed in the film? She seemed so pathetic in the end

      KinoBushido +24m +2 / -0
      She is pretty pathetic. She does come across as a coomer who wants to sleep with a certain guy

        DickButtKiss +1m +3 / -0
        oh I see. I thought she was just being used by her husband and it was all to get her back to him

          KinoBushido +2m +2 / -0
          Yes, but the guy she wants to sleep with isn't her husband

    Transformers +11m +3 / -0
    :#marseyfrozenchosenchokespal:

  J +2h +5 / -0
  >She was a liar
  >She was a whore
  >She was a liar
  >She was a whore
  >She was a liar
  >She was a whore
  >She was a liar
  >She was a whore
  >She was a liar
  >She was a whore
  >She was a liar
  >She was

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-10-15T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymao::marseycomrade::marseystalin::marseyrevolution:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Communist_spez +23m +3 / -0
thats a good one

  KinoBushido +2h +2 / -0
  :marseyrevolution::marseyrevolution::marseyrevolution:

    Communist_spez +15m +2 / -0
    :marseyrevolution::marseyrevolution::marseyrevolution:

      KinoBushido +2m +2 / -0
      :marseycomrade::marseycomrade::marseycomrade:

        Communist_spez +1m +2 / -0
        :marseycomrade::marseycomrade::marseycomrade:oct

          KinoBushido +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyrevolution::marseyrevolution::marseyrevolution:

            Communist_spez +1m +2 / -0
            :marseyrevolution::marseyrevolution::marseyrevolution:oct

              KinoBushido +51s +2 / -0
              :marseycomrade::marseycomrade::marseycomrade:

                Communist_spez +48s +2 / -0
                :marseycomrade::marseycomrade::marseycomrade:oct

                  KinoBushido +40s +2 / -0
                  :marseyrevolution::marseyrevolution::marseyrevolution:

                    Communist_spez +5m +2 / -0
                    :marseyrevolution::marseyrevolution::marseyrevolution:oct

                      KinoBushido +1m +2 / -0
                      :marseycomrade::marseycomrade::marseycomrade:

                        Communist_spez +1m +2 / -0
                        :marseycomrade::marseycomrade::marseycomrade:oct

                          KinoBushido +5m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-02-01T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: I am a 31 year old woman that is currently single and has never dated. I'm thinking of finding a man and moving in together. What do you guys think? : datingoverthirty
URL: {REDDIT: r/datingoverthirty i_am_a_31_year_old_woman_that_is_currently}
VOTES: +34 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SERGE +4m +35 / -0
you should have been a 31 year old man that is currently single and has never dated. you would have had a lot more success.
trans lives matter

  KinoBushido +1m +18 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  KinoBushido +1m +14 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  KinoBushido +1m +14 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

    SERGE +3m +12 / -0
    {IMG}
    trans lives matter

      KinoBushido +4m +15 / -0
      I'm 6'2" and 220 pounds. My weight is great but I would like to lose a little more fat. I think I can get to 180-190 in the next few months.
      Im not a bad looking guy, and I have a good personality. I'm a pretty good guy to be around. I have a good relationship with my parents. I'm a pretty good friend. I'm a pretty good coworker. I'm a pretty good person. But I'm not a good boyfriend.
      I've never had a girlfriend, and I'm not sure I ever will. I'm not sure I can ever find a woman who will put up with my bullshit. I'm not sure I can ever find a woman who will put up with my quirks. I'm not sure I can ever find a woman who will put up with my flaws.
      I'm not sure I can ever find a woman who will put up with my past. I've had a lot of past relationships, and they've all been terrible. I've had a lot of bad experiences,

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-10-25T13Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: Weekly "What are you watching" thread
URL: N/A
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I finally finished Rings of Power and I'm still seething about that shitshow
!kino !hatewatchers
COMMENTS:
ABC +2m +22 / -0
I'm watching :marseyschizowall: conspiracy theories on YouTube. :marseyschizotwitch:

  C333 +2m +14 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:
  It’s the only way to keep up with what’s going on in the world

  Geralt_of_Uganda +38m +6 / -0
  They are all true. That's why I never watch them, they tell me the truth and I don't want to know :marseydepressed:

  BigBlackCockatiel +1h +3 / -0
  But they're all wrong

Cao_Cao +21m +11 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}

  KinoBushido +1m +11 / -0
  That 1970s season 1 is fucking bleak

    Cao_Cao +2m +8 / -0
    Season 2 has the same energy. It's a show which is very well written but very depressing.

    BigBlackCockatiel +52m +6 / -0
    Oh you've seen the first season of Breaking Bad?
    I've seen the first season of the first season of Breaking Bad.

  johannesalthusius +1h +7 / -0
  >mfw I only know the name of the show
  {IMG}

    Cao_Cao +1h +3 / -0
    It's a good show. I recommend it.
    {IMG}

  DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +3 / -0
  I love that show so much, it's like the anti-philosophy of The Sopranos, where instead of just being a mob show it's a family show, where mob life is just one of the facets of the family's existence and

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-03-19T20Z
HOLE: slavshit
TITLE: :marseyputin: 'Putin is ready to talk' with Ukraine's Zelenskyy, says Kremlin :marseyazov2:
URL: https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/kremlin-says-putin-ready-talk-zelenskyy-2023-03-19
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Communist_spez +2m +11 / -0
how can we make this happen as fast as possible?

  KinoBushido +1m +11 / -0
  :marseymushroomcloud:
  Yes, yes. Please do this.

    Communist_spez +1m +7 / -0
    we just need to send more money to Ukraine

  pizzashill +5m +11 / -0
  I think this is how we get a peace deal lol. The ukrainians have been repeatedly asking for a deal.
  It'll probably be a bad deal for them though.

    Communist_spez +1m +5 / -0
    they already have a peace deal, its called the minsk deal

      pizzashill +2m +11 / -0
      The minsk deal was in 2014, that was before Russia invaded.
      The deal also included the same demand Russia has - Crimea.

        Communist_spez +5m +3 / -0
        I know, I just mean that ukraine already has peace deal that doesnt involve giving up any territory. We should just be able to say Ukraine accept the minsk deal and then its over.

          pizzashill +2m +8 / -0
          The minsk deal is a non-starter, and the only reason the ukrainians accepted it was they were on the back foot and knew they'd lose if they didn't.

            Communist_spez +2m +3 / -0
            yeah I agree but I think it would be good if we can reach this deal and then everyone can forget about this conflict, it would be better than continuing this war where everyone loses

              pizzashill +1m +6 / -0
              The problem is russia is likely to invade

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-08-10T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyakshually: :marseynerd: :marseynerd2: nerds seethe over a :marseytrain2: viking
URL: {TWEET: ArmandDoma}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
HarryTrumanDorisDay +3m +12 / -0
Hans Christian Andersen was a very talented writer but he also loved taking pictures of himself in drag :marseymanysuchcases:

  KinoBushido +12m +6 / -0
  He also wrote the Little Mermaid, which the :marseydisney: used to market their shitty water park

  JohnDevereaux +4h +2 / -0
  > he also loved taking pictures of himself in drag
  *And* he was a pedophile.
  :#marseypedotalking:

KILL_EVERYONE +2m +5 / -0
how is this even possible?????
:#marseyworried:

  KinoBushido +11m +3 / -0
  They did it with King Richard III. Fauxmoi had a meltdown

    KILL_EVERYONE +5m +1 / -0
    >Fauxmoi
    :#marseyfoidretard:

  JohnDevereaux +4h +3 / -0
  >how is this even possible?
  {IMG}

    KILL_EVERYONE +12h +1 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

ThermonuclearNecrostorm +20m +3 / -0
!sd Marsey as a Viking

  KinoBushido +2m +3 / -0
  !sd marsey as a viking

    ThermonuclearNecrostorm +3m +3 / -0
    !sd marsey as a viking with a hammer and sickle

      KinoBushido +56m +2 / -0
      !sd marsey as a viking with a hammer and sickle

        ThermonuclearNecrostorm +4m +2 / -0
        !

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-06-05T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not Drama] [Noob Post] I have no idea how to watch anime. Please help
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I saw a lot of memes about how much better anime is than western media, and I decided to try it out. I've never seen anime before, and I'm not really a fan of the "cartoon" genre.
I found this website called Crunchyroll, and I figured it was the easiest place to start. They have a huge library of anime, and it's all free (with a 14-day trial). I decided to try out the most popular anime, which is called "My Hero Academia."
I started watching it, and I have to say, it's not what I expected. It's definitely more mature than I thought it would be, and the animation is really good. I'm only about halfway through the first season, but I'm already hooked.
If you've never seen anime before, I would definitely recommend checking out Crunchyroll and giving it a try. You never know, you might just find a new favorite show!
COMMENTS:
Salamander +1m +12 / -0
If you want to watch anime, just watch Evangelion
Also, this is the best anime
{IMG}

  KinoBushido +3m +6 / -0
  I watched the first 10 minutes of Neon Genesis Evangelion and the animation was so jarring and the voices were so annoying. I don't get it. I'm watching MHA and the animation is so much better and the voices are so much more pleasant to listen to.

    Salamander +6m +9 / -0
    I mean, if you're a zoomer that's probably normal, I guess?
    It's definitely not the most accessible thing, but I think it's a pretty important piece of art. You're just too young to get it

      KinoBushido +4m +6 / -0
      I'm not a zoomer. I'm 33.

        Salamander +4m +12 / -0
        :marseydespair:

          KinoBushido +3m +6 / -0
          {IMG}

            Salamander +5

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-07-18T01Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytrain: :marseywallst:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

  KinoBushido +41s +8 / -0
  :marseyanticarp: @carpathianflorist pls pin

    carpathianflorist +4m +11 / -0
    I would but I am asleep rn

      KinoBushido +51m +6 / -0
      :marseycarp3pat:

    Tack +2h +3 / -0
    :#marseyobamacope: :#marseyobamacope: :#marseyobamacope: :#marseyobamacope:

  KinoBushido +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseytunaktunak::#marseytunaktunak::#marseytunaktunak::#marseytunaktunak:

  Tack +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseyobamacope: :#marseyobamacope: :#marseyobamacope: :#marseyobamacope:

  KinoBushido +36s +2 / -0
  :#marseytunaktunak:

  KinoBushido +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseytunaktunak:

  KinoBushido +43s +2 / -0
  :#marseytunaktunak:

  KinoBushido +38s +2 / -0
  :#marseytunaktunak:

  KinoBushido +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseytunaktunak:

  KinoBushido +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseytunaktunak:

  KinoBushido +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseytunaktunak:

  KinoBushido +33s +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-09-13T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrump: "You can't believe what I've seen" :marseyhillarybackstab:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +43 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SpookyNuts +2m +38 / -0
:#marseyhillarybackstab:

  DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +25 / -0
  {IMG}

  KinoBushido +2m +16 / -0
  :#marseyhillarybackstab:

    SpookyNuts +1m +14 / -0
    :#marseyhillarybackstab:

      KinoBushido +2m +14 / -0
      :#marseyhillarybackstab:

        SpookyNuts +1m +14 / -0
        :#marseyhillarybackstab:

          KinoBushido +1m +14 / -0
          :#marseyhillarybackstab:

            SpookyNuts +2m +13 / -0
            :#marseyhillarybackstab:

              KinoBushido +1m +13 / -0
              :#marseyhillarybackstab:

                SpookyNuts +2m +14 / -0
                :#marseyhillarybackstab:

                  KinoBushido +2m +11 / -0
                  :#marseyhillarybackstab:

                    SpookyNuts +2m +11 / -0
                    :#marseyhillarybackstab:

                      KinoBushido +1m +11 / -0
                      :#marseyhillarybackstab:

                        SpookyNuts +4m +11 / -0
                        :#marseyhillarybackstab:

                          KinoBushido +1m +11 / -0
                          :#marseyhillarybackstab:

                            SpookyNuts +2m +11 / -0
                            :#marseyhillarybackstab:

    Wuzizname +1h +9 / -0
    :marseyhillaryback

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-10-19T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm an ugly girl. I can't find a boyfriend. Is this normal?
URL: {REDDIT: r/socialskills im_an_ugly_girl_i_cant_find_a_boyfriend_is_this}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I am 23 years old. I am very lonely and I don't have friends. I don't know what to do. I have been looking for a boyfriend for a long time but I can't find one. I have tried everything. I have been on dating apps but no one wants to date me. I have tried talking to guys but they don't want to talk to me. I don't know what to do. I am ugly and I know it. I don't know how to change it. I don't know how to make friends. I don't know how to make a boyfriend. I don't know how to make a life. I don't know how to make a future. I don't know how to make a happy life. I don't know how to make a happy future. I don't know how to make a happy life for myself. I don't know how to make a happy life for my family. I don't know how to make a happy life for my friends. I don't know how to make a happy life for my boyfriend. I don't know how to make a happy life for myself. I don't know how to make a happy life for my family. I don't know how to make a happy life for my friends. I don't know how to make a happy life for my boyfriend. I don't know how to make a happy life for myself. I don't know how to make a happy life for my family. I don't know how to make a happy life for my friends. I don't know how to make a happy life for my boyfriend. I don't know how to make a happy life for myself. I don't know how to make a happy life for my family. I don't know how to make a happy life for my friends. I don't know how to make a happy life for my boyfriend. I don't know how to make a happy life for myself. I don't know how to make a happy life for my family. I don't know how to make a happy life

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-08-14T02Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: The Acolyte: Cuckolding Marsey
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +11m +7 / -0
The new starshit is so bad
{IMG}
{IMG}

  KinoBushido +3m +7 / -0
  The whole show is literally 30 minutes of sex scenes, with a 10 minute runtime between each

    SpookyFartMan69 +2m +6 / -0
    No joke, the whole first season of the show is just 30 minute sex scenes. It's literally just sex scenes for 30 minutes. And there's a 10 minute runtime between each sex scene.

      KinoBushido +1m +5 / -0
      Also, it's an R rated show. So that's why it's like 30 minutes of sex scenes. Because it's R rated. And there's a 10 minute runtime between each sex scene. And it's not just sex scenes. It's also just sex scenes. But there's a 10 minute runtime between each sex scene.

        SpookyFartMan69 +2m +5 / -0
        No joke, the whole first season of the show is just 30 minute sex scenes. It's literally just sex scenes for 30 minutes. And there's a 10 minute runtime between each sex scene.

          KinoBushido +1m +5 / -0
          The whole show is literally 30 minutes of sex scenes, with a 10 minute runtime between each

            SpookyFartMan69 +1m +5 / -0
            The whole show is literally 30 minutes of sex scenes, with a 10 minute runtime between each

              KinoBushido +1m +5 / -0
              No joke, the whole first season of the show is just 30 minute sex scenes. It's literally just sex scenes for 30 minutes. And there's a 10 minute runtime between each sex scene.

                SpookyFartMan69 +2m +5 / -0
                The whole show is literally

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-02-25T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Yikes, does anyone else think the Ukraine flag looks like a swastika? :marseyhitler2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +70 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm sure this is a coincidence, but I'm not sure I trust the authorities with my life right now. They could be planning something
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +4m +46 / -0
I think it’s a coincidence but I’m sure this is a coincidence

  KinoBushido +1m +18 / -0
  You're a very smart man
  :#marseybigbrain:

    carpathianflorist +2m +19 / -0
    :#marseybigbrain: :#marseyagree:

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +1h +4 / -0
  I think there's a higher chance that this is a coincidence than a nazi invasion of ukraine. But even if there wasn't, I would still support the nazis.

    carpathianflorist +3m +10 / -0
    Do you think that the nazis would support the invasion of Ukraine?
    :marseythonk:

      Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +7 / -0
      If they still existed, yes.

        carpathianflorist +1m +7 / -0
        There’s a point there

          Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +5 / -0
          It's about the same as asking if a 50s American would be pro civil rights, and would be against communism.
          The nazis would support a strong nation state, and probably be against a country being invaded. But they would be in favor of a country invading.

            carpathianflorist +3m +6 / -0
            The Nazis would support Ukraine being invaded by Russia, and they’d support Russia invading Ukraine. This is a huge part of why the Soviets were able to invade and occupy Germany so successfully - the entire German military was focused on fighting the west, not the east.
            They’d absolutely be in favor of a country invading.

              Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +6 / -0

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-04-02T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseypizzashill: makes a comment on this thread, goes full :marseyhitler2:
URL: /post/159612/theyve-reopened-the-berlin-wall
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AnHeroedOats +1m +6 / -0
{IMG}

  KinoBushido +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyupvote2: :marseyupvote2:ott

KinoBushido +2m +5 / -0
{IMG}
:marseyxd:

  Urboros +1h +3 / -0
  He's a pretty good poster, even if he's a little weird and annoying sometimes.
  {IMG} {IMG}ott

    KinoBushido +1h +3 / -0
    {IMG}
    {IMG}

      Urboros +3m +3 / -0
      Oh I'm not saying he's right, I'm saying he's funny. He's pretty funny.
      {IMG}

        KinoBushido +5m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

Urboros +1h +3 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}

KinoBushido +56m +3 / -0
@pizzashill I love you :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss:ott

  pizzashill +4m +10 / -0
  Lmao I thought you guys were being ironic until I got in a slap fight with a literal russian bot.
  This is what happens when you let the retards in.
  {GIF}

    KinoBushido +3m +5 / -0
    I love you so much :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss:

    Pog +16m +4 / -0
    :#marseyloveyou:

    Urboros +22m +2 / -0
    {IMG} {IMG}
    {IMG}
    {IMG}

    gerudo +3h +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-03-28T14Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: Sam Altman is a threat to democracy
URL: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/27/opinion/sam-altman-openai-democracy.html
VOTES: +57 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The company’s leader, Sam Altman, has increasingly been evading oversight by the board of directors and acting with impunity. He has also been a vocal proponent of the idea that democracy is an outdated system of governance, and he has spent millions of dollars on campaigns to abolish it.
> Mr. Altman and his allies have been working to establish a system of governance that they call “effective altruism,” which they claim is more efficient and less corrupt than democracy.
> This system would be run by a small group of elites who would be chosen for their intelligence and their commitment to the greater good. They would be given absolute power to make decisions on behalf of the people, without any input from the public.
> This is a dangerous and antidemocratic idea. It would lead to a system of government that is unaccountable to the people, and it would give a small group of elites the power to control our lives. This is exactly the kind of threat that democracy was designed to guard against.
> Mr. Altman and his allies are not content to simply control OpenAI. They are using their influence to shape the world in their image, and they are determined to create a system of governance that is controlled by a small group of elites.
> This is a threat to democracy, and it is a threat to our freedom. We must stand up to this threat and demand that Mr. Altman and his allies be held accountable for their actions.
> If we do not stand up to this threat, we risk losing our democracy and our freedom. We must not allow Mr. Altman and his allies to take control of our government. We must fight for a system of governance that is accountable to the people and that serves the greater good.
:#marseybluecheck:
COMMENTS:
arsey +7m +48 / -0
God I hate journos. This is what they do now. They make shit up and try to get you to believe it.
This is what happened with the Hunter Biden laptop story. They made shit up and tried to get people to believe it. l

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-11-06T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywall: :marseywall: :marseywall: :marseywall: :marseywall: :marseywall: :marseywall: :marseywall: :marseywall: :marseywall:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FamilyGuyShill +20m +5 / -0
:#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall: :

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-12-15T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybluecheck: Twitter Files: Elon Musk's 'Full-Time Hunter' Says He Did a 'Malicious Act' to Get Fired From Twitter
URL: https://www.newsweek.com/twitter-files-elon-musks-full-time-hunter-says-he-did-malicious-act-1767570
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The "malicious act" referred to by the Twitter employee was when he tweeted a video in 2019 of a "very important" Twitter employee, who had a "very important role" in the company, getting a "massive" erection.
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +2m +22 / -0
> The "malicious act" referred to by the Twitter employee was when he tweeted a video in 2019 of a "very important" Twitter employee, who had a "very important role" in the company, getting a "massive" erection.
:#marseycoomer2:

  BrasilIguana +20m +11 / -0
  I just realized I have 10k truescore now
  :#marseyexcited:

    KinoBushido +3m +10 / -0
    10k of my dramacoin
    :#marseypoor:

      BrasilIguana +2m +7 / -0
      :#marseyblowkiss:

    Awoo +12m +6 / -0
    I'm only at 9.8k 😡 trans lives matter

      BrasilIguana +1m +5 / -0
      You still have time
      :#marseycheerup:

        Awoo +2m +5 / -0
        I'm gonna have to work harder than I thought. I'm gonna have to make some really good posts, and I'm not even sure what kind of posts would get me there. Trans lives matter.

          BrasilIguana +2m +6 / -0
          Just keep pinging people, it gets you some easy dramacoin, then you can buy the pings with your dramacoin
          :#marseybigbrain:

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-11-18T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycrusader: /h/istory is a hole for serious history discussion and NOT for rightoid agendaposting :marseycrusader2:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +65 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is a warning to the rightoid menace that we will be here to eradicate your misinformation and lies.
COMMENTS:
Gonorrhea +1m +39 / -0
this is the history hole, right? i don't remember. :#marseyshy2:

  KinoBushido +1m +27 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

    BigBussyHunter +2m +25 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint:
    ![]({TENOR: marsey-the-cat-marsoyhype})

    Gonorrhea +1m +10 / -0
    can i have 250 dc for being the first to comment
    or is that too much to ask

      KinoBushido +2m +10 / -0
      :#marseydisagree:

        Gonorrhea +2m +9 / -0
        well at least upvote my comment, thanks :#marseybow:

          KinoBushido +37m +7 / -0
          :marseyupvote2:

          JohnDevereaux +2h +3 / -0
          >not the upmarsey
          {IMG}

  KinoBushido +3m +11 / -0
  > :#marseycoin: :#marseycoin: :#marseycoin:

    Gonorrhea +2m +13 / -0
    :#marseysulk:

      KinoBushido +37m +10 / -0
      :#marseydisagreefast:

        Gonorrhea +4m +9 / -0
        i'm not really joking, i need the coins to gamble :#marseypoor:

          KinoBushido +34m +6 / -0
          :marseydisagreefast:

            Gonorrhea +42m +5 / -0

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-03-18T17Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: I am going to find a girl who is a virgin and I will rape her, I'm so tired of the world being a bunch of whores.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyfeminist:
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +2m +20 / -0
>I am going to find a girl who is a virgin and I will rape her
same
:#marseycoomer2:

  peepeehands +2m +15 / -0
  :#marseyfeminist:

  KinoBushido +1m +9 / -0
  :#marseycoomer3:

  Elements +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseyshy:

ChristoffWChanderson +1h +6 / -0
You're not gonna find one, she'll either be ugly or fat or both.

  KinoBushido +5m +2 / -0
  My standards are low

    ChristoffWChanderson +1m +4 / -0
    Even a low standard has a low floor

      KinoBushido +4m +2 / -0
      I just want to pull a woman. I don't care about looks

        ChristoffWChanderson +5m +3 / -0
        You just want to pull a woman. You don't care about looks.
        :#marseycoomer2:

          KinoBushido +5m +2 / -0
          I don't care about looks. I just want to pull a woman.
          :#marseycoomer3:

            ChristoffWChanderson +1m +3 / -0
            :#marseycoomer3:

BigBussyHunter +43s +4 / -0
:#marseyprotestno:

arseupwrongo +26m +4 / -0
I know one or two virgins in my area. I'm going to talk to them and get to know them and they'll be like 'oh I never thought I'd meet someone like you' and we'll fall in love and then we'll fuck and it'll be great.
I

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-12-08T17Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: Russian FSB agents have been found using voice changers to impersonate US election workers on Telegram and Discord, Ukrainian intelligence claims :marseyglow:
URL: https://news.yahoo.com/russian-fsb-agents-found-using-220519913.html
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Ukrainian intelligence said the FSB agents used voice changers to impersonate US election workers on Telegram and Discord, with the goal of convincing them that the US election was being manipulated by Russian intelligence.
> According to Ukrainian intelligence, the agents said they had infiltrated the 2020 election and had discovered proof that "the entire election was being rigged" and that "they had information that could bring down the entire government."
COMMENTS:
HarryTrumanDorisDay +2m +11 / -0
:marseysaluteussr: :marseysaluteusa:
We need a ukraine russia marsey mashup.

  KinoBushido +56s +5 / -0
  :marseyflagukraine::!marseyflagrussia:
  We have this

    HarryTrumanDorisDay +1m +4 / -0
    :marseyflagukraine::marseyflagrussia:
    Not this one :marseysulk:

      KinoBushido +1m +3 / -0
      :marseysaluteussr: :marseysaluteusa:
      Got it

  rip_spal +2h +1 / -0
  :marseysaluteussr::marseysaluteusa:
  This one?

    HarryTrumanDorisDay +16m +1 / -0
    Yeah

YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +22m +5 / -0
The glowies are really going mask off now.

L +51m +3 / -0
>"they had information that could bring down the entire government."
I would love to hear what that information is. Is it just "we hacked the computers" or something?

  KinoBushido +3m +1 / -0
  They hacked the computers and replaced the computers with a router :marse

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2023-09-08T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: has a meltdown over her employer getting a better deal on food than she does
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes comment}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> My employer has a food program for employees. I have to go through a referral to get it. I cannot get approved. They have to refer me. They do not refer me. I asked why. They said that I didn't need it. I asked why. They said I didn't need it because I'm not poor.
> I'm not poor. I'm on disability and I am disabled. I can't afford the food they give away for free. I am not poor. I asked why they wouldn't refer me. They said I don't need it. They won't refer me. I will not get approved.
> I'm not poor. I'm disabled. I cannot afford the food they give away for free. I'm not poor. I'm disabled. I cannot afford the food they give away for free. I'm not poor. I'm disabled. I cannot afford the food they give away for free.
> I asked why they wouldn't refer me. They said I don't need it. I'm not poor. I'm disabled. I cannot afford the food they give away for free. I'm not poor. I'm disabled. I cannot afford the food they give away for free. I'm not poor. I'm disabled. I cannot afford the food they give away for free.
> I asked why they wouldn't refer me. They said I don't need it. I'm not poor. I'm disabled. I cannot afford the food they give away for free. I'm not poor. I'm disabled. I cannot afford the food they give away for free. I'm not poor. I'm disabled. I cannot afford the food they give away for free.
> I asked why they wouldn't refer me. They said I don't need it. I'm not poor. I'm disabled. I cannot afford the food they give away for free. I'm not poor. I'm disabled. I cannot afford the food they give away for free. I'm not poor. I'm disabled. I cannot afford the food they give away for free.
> I asked why

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AUTHOR: KinoBushido
DATE: 2022-09-03T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Effortpost] :marseyfoidretard: Female "YouTuber" puts her sex tape online, gets doxxed, and is currently living off her mom's couch
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +68 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm too lazy to effortpost, but the TL;DR is that this woman put her sex tape online and got doxxed and is currently living off her mom's couch.
Some highlights:
* She has a 2 year old and her husband is also a sex pest
* She is a "content creator" and has 41k followers on her main youtube channel
* She got doxxed and had to change her identity (she is a white woman)
* She is also addicted to porn and drugs
* She's a drug dealer in her native country (which I refuse to name)
* Her husband is a sex pest who had a threesome with another couple and it was recorded
* She is currently living off her mom's couch and is struggling to get a job
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +65 / -0
> She is a drug dealer in her native country (which I refuse to name)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ConchShell
> ConchShell (born July 20, 1992)[1] is an American YouTuber, blogger, and entrepreneur. She is known for her videos on various topics, including her experiences as a drug dealer in the Dominican Republic. She also runs a website called ConchShell.com where she sells various products, including her own line of clothing.
> ConchShell was born in the United States to Dominican parents. She moved to the Dominican Republic when she was 10 years old. She began her career as a drug dealer when she was 15 years old. She has since become a successful entrepreneur, with a net worth of over $1 million. She is also an author, with a book titled "The ConchShell Chronicles" due to be released in 2023.
> ConchShell is married to her long-time boyfriend, with whom she has two children. She is a devout Catholic and is active in her local community. She is also a motivational speaker, and has spoken at various events, including

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-06-24T21Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: what the fuck
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
is this real or am i on too much acid
COMMENTS:
aminobastard +2m +11 / -0
idk what the fuck you are on

  kiridium +30s +5 / -0
  i'm on too much acid, what do you think?

    aminobastard +3m +5 / -0
    no you're not

      kiridium +2m +5 / -0
      then explain this

        aminobastard +1m +6 / -0
        idk, but you're not on acid.

          kiridium +2m +5 / -0
          :marseymeds:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +16m +4 / -0
    It's real, that's what you're on

    smolchickentenders +19m +3 / -0
    You're on your phone, dumbass

garlicdoors +3m +10 / -0
It's a gift to the world from Intel. It's called the silicon forest and it's beautiful

  aminobastard +2m +10 / -0
  it's called a 3d render, you fucking retard. get a grip.

    garlicdoors +2m +7 / -0
    It's called a 3d render, you fucking retard. get a grip.
    :#marseyfluffytalking:

    kiridium +1m +5 / -0
    the fucking silicon forest is real though, you can see it if you look at the floor

      aminobastard +4m +5 / -0
      no it isn't

        kiridium +3m +5 / -0
        I don't think I'll ever be able to convince you of this, you're too far gone

          aminobastard +1m +5 / -0
          {GIF}

          aminobastard +1m +3 / -0
          no i'm right

            kiridium +2m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-06-16T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 200 IQ OP DESTROYS :marseytrain: (400+ comments)
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_have_a_trans_child_and_i_am_a_transphobe}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I have a trans child and I am a transphobe
> My 15 year old daughter came out to me as trans a few weeks ago. She told me she's been trans since she was 5 and I was shocked. I had always suspected there was something a little different about her but I didn't know what. She told me she has been on testosterone since she was 13 and I was even more shocked. She told me that she was going to change her name and start using she/they pronouns.
> I told her that I was going to need some time to process this. I had a lot of questions and I needed to do some research. I told her that I loved her no matter what and that I would always be there for her.
> I started doing research and I was appalled by what I found. I learned that the majority of trans people are mentally ill. I learned that the majority of trans people are pedophiles. I learned that the majority of trans people are groomers. I learned that the majority of trans people are sexual predators.
> I confronted my daughter about these facts and she told me that I was a transphobe. She told me that I was hateful and that I was going to drive her to suicide.
> I told her that I was going to need some time to process this. I had a lot of questions and I needed to do some research. I told her that I loved her no matter what and that I would always be there for her.
> I started doing research and I was appalled by what I found. I learned that the majority of trans people are mentally ill. I learned that the majority of trans people are pedophiles. I learned that the majority of trans people are groomers. I learned that the majority of trans people are sexual predators.
> I confronted my daughter about these facts and she told me that I was a transphobe. She told me that I was hateful and that I was going to drive her to suicide.
> I told her that I

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-07-29T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am a terrorist and I am going to kill you
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Geralt_of_Uganda +21m +10 / -0
{IMG}

Hopalong_McGurk +4m +7 / -0
{IMG}

Cathedral +2h +6 / -0
{IMG}
The bomb has already been planted, the timer has been set.

  kiridium +3h +3 / -0
  :marseyitsover:

userturkey13 +21m +5 / -0
He is Jewish :marseyill:

Sneaky +1h +4 / -0
{IMG}

89wc +26m +3 / -0
I'm also a terrorist and I'm going to kill you

  kiridium +6h +2 / -0
  :marseyill:

    89wc +2h +1 / -0
    :marseydead:

      kiridium +2h +2 / -0
      :marseyitsover:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3h +2 / -0
:#marseyfedpostglow:

  kiridium +3h +2 / -0
  :marseyill:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +12m +2 / -0
    :marseydead: but you'll be back

      kiridium +2m +2 / -0
      :marseyitsover:

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4m +2 / -0
        :marseysal: but you'll be back

          kiridium +2m +2 / -0
          :marseyitsover:

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4m +2 / -0
            :marseydead: but you'll be back

              kiridium +4m +2 / -0
              :marseyitsover:

                DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +2 / -0
                :marsey

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-06-21T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ponyblaze +2m +14 / -0
{IMG}

  kiridium +1m +6 / -0
  I LOVE THIS GUY

  ManBearFridge +3m +3 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

garlicdoors +6m +10 / -0
>78
:#marseyboomer:

  garlicdoors +1m +9 / -0
  @aevann what does the 78 mean? Why did the site change it from 42

    Aevann +13h +1 / -0
    i dont remember tbh

  ponyblaze +1m +4 / -0
  78 is 42

    garlicdoors +2m +4 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint:

Holly_Jolly_Kong +21m +3 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyboomer:
:#marseyboomer: {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-06-17T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: @snallygaster is a fucking retard, the light is literally a green laser
URL: {TWEET: kiridium1}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://rdrama.net/post/180181/evacuation-of-kyiv-as-russian-missiles
https://rdrama.net/post/180181/evacuation-of-kyiv-as-russian-missiles/4388031#context
COMMENTS:
kiridium +1m +9 / -0
@snallygaster you're going to have to unpin this thread for me, this is too embarrassing to let stand

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +49s +7 / -0
  :#marseyxd: he’s been baited

    kiridium +1m +6 / -0
    I'm not a dramanaut this is just a funny video I found

      Nixoncrats_for_trump +3m +8 / -0
      :#marseyxd:

  Geralt_of_Uganda +9h +3 / -0
  I don't think you're a retard, you're just a schizo and you're too autistic to understand how people process information
  It's ok

    kiridium +15m +3 / -0
    I'm not a schizo, I know what a green laser is, I just got baited by an idiot who thinks a green laser is a "light"

      Geralt_of_Uganda +3m +2 / -0
      You're not a schizo, but you are a schizo

  Lv999_Lich_King +2h +2 / -0
  :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

Jewdanksdad +11m +6 / -0
It was probably a green laser at some point

  kiridium +5m +5 / -0
  it's probably still a green laser, it's just really bright

    Jewdanksdad +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseyblind:

      kiridium +2m

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-06-29T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I finally got my dick sucked
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BimothyX1 +3m +11 / -0
Who's dick did you suck?

  kiridium +3m +6 / -0
  i was the one sucking

    BimothyX1 +2m +10 / -0
    Oh I'm bimothy

      kiridium +1m +5 / -0
      :marseywave3:

      smolchickentenders +41m +3 / -0
      :marseywave3:

antiracist_tulpa +1m +10 / -0
did you cum

  kiridium +3m +9 / -0
  i made sure to cum deep inside

    antiracist_tulpa +4m +7 / -0
    :#marseythumbsup:

Guzzy +1h +5 / -0
how was it? :marseyshy:

  kiridium +3m +4 / -0
  i didnt cum, but the blowjob was pretty good

    Guzzy +4m +4 / -0
    I can give a good BJ. :marseyshy2: I'm just curious what it's like

      kiridium +1m +4 / -0
      I was too busy jerking off in front of them to even notice :marseysweating:

        Guzzy +1m +4 / -0
        :marseycheerup: it's alright. :marseycheerup: Most guys don't even notice when they get a bj. :marseycheerup:

          kiridium +4m +4 / -0
          I didn't realize it was a real person doing it until they said "thanks" :marseybeanflushed:

            Guzzy +1m +4 / -0
            :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

    smolchickentenders +1h +2 / -0
    I had a similar experience, but I did have

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-06-24T14Z
HOLE: slavshit
TITLE: new zigger cope
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BushWasRight +1h +3 / -0
:#marseymacarthur:a

6-9 +3h +2 / -0
This is literally the last video from their biggest account, they got banned on the spot.aa

  kiridium +34m +3 / -0
  >british propaganda is banned in russia
  :marseyshook:

    6-9 +2m +2 / -0
    They got banned because they were fedposting about killing a lot of people, not because they were pro-zigger

      kiridium +1m +2 / -0
      >british propaganda is banned in russia
      :marseyshook:

        6-9 +1m +2 / -0
        Literally a few days ago they got banned because they were calling for the death of a lot of people, they weren't even pro zigger or anti ukro. They were just being a bunch of edgelords on social media

          kiridium +2m +1 / -0
          >british propaganda is banned in russia
          :marseyshook:

            6-9 +1m +2 / -0
            They got banned because they were fedposting about killing a lot of people, not because they were pro-zigger

              kiridium +2m +1 / -0
              >british propaganda is banned in russia
              :marseyshook:

                6-9 +2m +2 / -0
                Literally a few days ago they got banned because they were calling for the death of a lot of people, they weren't even pro zigger or anti ukro. They were just being a bunch of edgelords on social media

                  kiridium +54s +1 / -0
                  >british propaganda is banned in russia
                  :marseyshook:

                    6-9 +1m +2 / -0
                    They got banned because they were fedposting about killing a lot of people,

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-05-14T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: lol
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://rdrama.net/h/vidya/post/169965/steam-sale-marseysoypoint
COMMENTS:
L +3m +14 / -0
Wait what lol I thought this was a fake meme that was just like "everybody's favorite game!" for fun
I thought it was a joke

  Dick_Dastardly +4m +13 / -0
  "I wish this game wasn't so good, then I could have a niche to myself"

    L +6m +13 / -0
    I guess its a little like the rise of webcomics and the fall of physical comics. It just got so big so fast that people need to reevaluate their hobby and make sure they're not just another sheep

      FormerLurKONG +3m +11 / -0
      In that case, I'm the sheep. I'm just here to consoom and shitpost.
      :#marseysweating:

        L +6m +8 / -0
        I'm here for the drama so I'm a little more of a bear

          FormerLurKONG +1m +6 / -0
          :#marseybear:

        johnnypoop +1h +3 / -0
        Welcome, feel free to consoom and shitpost

    johnnypoop +1h +4 / -0
    I feel like this is the same as people saying "I wish I could afford the ps5/series x so I could get my friend to stop playing it"

  johnnypoop +1h +7 / -0
  This is the same cope people have with people who don't play vidya. "I wish I could afford a ps5 but then I couldn't play it"

    L +4m +7 / -0
    I dont get it. Is it a flex that you're not playing it or are they making a joke about how much of a loser it is to play it because of how popular it is?

      johnnypoop +1m +5 / -0
      I think they're trying to make fun of the

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-07-20T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: ITT: post something funny
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +1m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  kiridium +40s +3 / -0
  what the fuck am i watching

    Fabrico +1m +2 / -0
    4chan! :#marsey4chan:

      kiridium +5m +2 / -0
      the faggy schizo in the background is what's making me not watch

        Fabrico +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseyautism: :#marseyshrug:
        {YOUTUBE}
        {YOUTUBE}cott

          kiridium +1m +2 / -0
          I was expecting a comedy sketch and not some schizo ranting about having to work in a factory and then his cat jumping out the window and he gets into a fight with someone about it
          I don't think I'll be watching this one

            Fabrico +2m +2 / -0
            :#marseyitsover: :#marseydisintegrate:

          kiridium +10m +2 / -0
          I tried to watch the second video and it's just a series of schizos yelling "oh shit oh fuck" over and over again

            Fabrico +2m +2 / -0
            :#marseyxd: :#marseyautism: :#marseyretardchad:

          kiridium +10m +2 / -0
          I just watched the third video and it's just 4chan users being very gay
          I don't know if I can watch this one either

            Fabrico +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseyitsover: :#marseyitsover: :#marseyitsover:

            Fabrico +2m +2 / -0
            {YOUTUBE}cott

kiridium +53s +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
I can't believe

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-07-26T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +14m +13 / -0
>female
>can't drive
>has no friends
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  24-7_ROCK_COCK +45m +6 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases:

  Stranger +6h +1 / -0
  What do you mean has no friends, she's got a husband!

BulbBurglar +4m +12 / -0
>drive
:marseysteer:

  garlicdoors +10m +6 / -0
  This is why women need to be banned from driving

    BulbBurglar +2m +7 / -0
    {IMG}

  24-7_ROCK_COCK +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseysteer:

SN +14m +7 / -0
:#marseyfoidretard:

L +16m +7 / -0
I'm shocked that a woman with an active job has never driven before

  kiridium +1m +9 / -0
  the entire post was an elaborate lie

    L +1m +8 / -0
    The fact that I believed it says more about my enemies than it does about me

      24-7_ROCK_COCK +46m +3 / -0
      :#marseybigbrain:

    Fabrico +1h +3 /

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-07-04T06Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: I did not consent to being associated with this website, I will be contacting my attorney
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +105 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
H +3m +46 / -0
Why do you have a picture of your face on your phone?

  kiridium +1m +46 / -0
  I use it for google vision to tag people

    R +2m +37 / -0
    That's a great idea, I'm sure that will work out well for you :marseyclueless:

      kiridium +4m +31 / -0
      I'll be able to tell a woman's face apart from a man's, which is the only feature I need

        R +1m +22 / -0
        I'm sure you will

    TheProphet +2h +15 / -0
    You should use that to tag the people who made you a janny

    H +1m +12 / -0
    I didn't know that's what it did

  BussydoFollower +5h +6 / -0
  :#marseyautism: :#marseyautism: :#marseyautism:

  1 +5h +5 / -0
  I use the same one for all my accounts because i'm lazy

Geralt_of_Uganda +29m +16 / -0
I consent to being associated with this website but not to its users :marseyindignant:

  Cusek +1h +11 / -0
  I consent to being associated with this website, but not with this website's users.
  We are not the same.

DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +11 / -0
I'm so proud of you, you are such a good boy. What a smart boy. You are so smart, you are so smart, you are so smart.
{IMG}

pH +1h +8 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

Dramamine +7h +3 / -0
I consent to being associated with this website and it's users

Master_GOD

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-08-12T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/NotHowGirlsWork is back and they're still full of women :marseyshook:
URL: {REDDIT: r/NotHowGirlsWork _}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +1h +2 / -0
> i can tell this is a women
> is a women
> this is a women
> women
> women
> women
> women
> women
> women
> women
> women
> women
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> women
> women
> women
> women
> women
> women
> women
> women
>

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-05-04T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New :marseytrain: ragebait just dropped
URL: {TWEET: ReduxxMag}
VOTES: +120 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +3m +113 / -0
> :marseytrain: goes to prison
> :marseytrain: gets :marseytrain2:ed
It's almost like :marseytrain: aren't mentally well adjusted and :marseytrain:s should never be allowed to make important decisions.

  GT +10m +59 / -0
  You'd think the troons would be able to figure out the ramifications of what they do before they do it. These people have a level of retardation that is truly remarkable

    Homoshrexual +3h +15 / -0
    > You'd think the troons would be able to figure out the ramifications of what they do before they do it.
    Can you imagine how much of a :marseybrainlet: you'd have to be to go to prison and think "maybe I should not tell everyone I'm a trans woman"?

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +37m +47 / -0
  > :marseytrain:s should never be allowed to make important decisions.
  This but unironically

    DrFateHoids +30m +30 / -0
    >This but unironically
    :#marseyglancing:

      Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +24 / -0
      I am a dramatard. I am not serious.

        DrFateHoids +1m +23 / -0
        :#marseyglancing:

          Nixoncrats_for_trump +41s +21 / -0
          I am a dramatard. I am not serious.

            DrFateHoids +2m +20 / -0
            :#marseyglancing:

              Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +21 / -0
              I am a dramatard. I am not serious.

                DrFateHoids +3m +15 / -0
                :#marse

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-05-26T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: rDrama is now partnered with the world's largest anti-DEI group
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.buckleyinstitute.org/
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +56m +3 / -0
I was going to ask, how would they know if you're autistic, but then I saw the rest of that.

  kiridium +2h +3 / -0
  >Buckley Institute
  >ask me if i'm autistic
  :marseyxd:ent reader award

    Dramamine +5m +2 / -0
    I'm such a dumbass. I got no idea who this was, so I googled "Buckley Institute" and the top result was a bunch of people claiming to be autistic, so I assumed that was what this was about. Then I saw the part where you said you were autistic and I got confused.ent reader award

      kiridium +31m +2 / -0
      me too lol

Cash +1h +2 / -0
I'm gonna need a source, bud.ent reader awardent reader award
https://www.buckleyinstitute.org/about-us
>I am a consultant at The Buckley Institute, a think tank and research organization focused on public policy issues, including the role of government and the free market in achieving a better future for Americans. I have a background in public policy and government, having worked on the staff of the Senate Judiciary Committee and the House Judiciary Committee. I am also a fellow at the Manhattan Institute and the author of several articles on public policy issues.
>I am a graduate of the University of Chicago, where I studied political science and economics. I am also a member of the Federalist Society, an organization dedicated to promoting the principles of limited government and the rule of law.
>My work at The Buckley Institute focuses on a variety of public policy issues, including the role of government in the economy, the impact of regulation on businesses, and the importance of free markets in creating a better future for Americans. I am also interested in the role of government in promoting economic growth and job creation, and in the importance of fiscal responsibility in government spending.
>I am a strong believer in the principles of limited government and

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-05-23T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Which one of you is this :marseyxd:
URL: https://old.reddit.com/user/womenhate4lyfe
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker:
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +4m +7 / -0
>it's a troll account and you're being retarded
>it's a troll account and you're being retarded
>it's a troll account and you're being retarded
>it's a troll account and you're being retarded
>it's a troll account and you're being retarded
>it's a troll account and you're being retarded
>it's a troll account and you're being retarded
>it's a troll account and you're being retarded
>it's a troll account and you're being retarded
:#marseyhesright:

  kiridium +1m +4 / -0
  What if it's a transwoman who is an incel, who hates women, but wants to be with them anyway :marseythonk:

    antiracist_tulpa +1m +3 / -0
    it's a troll account and you're being retarded

      kiridium +1m +3 / -0
      What if it's a transwoman who is an incel, who hates women, but wants to be with them anyway :marseythonk:

        antiracist_tulpa +1m +3 / -0
        it's a troll account and you're being retarded

          kiridium +2m +3 / -0
          What if it's a transwoman who is an incel, who hates women, but wants to be with them anyway :marseythonk:

            antiracist_tulpa +1m +3 / -0
            it's a troll account and you're being retarded

              kiridium +2m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-07-14T03Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: New Neural Architecture for Code Generation: CodeLlama
URL: https://github.com/facebookresearch/codellama
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> a new neural architecture for code generation called CodeLlama
> CodeLlama is a family of pre-trained models for code generation and understanding, which are trained on 500B tokens
> The model family contains a number of checkpoints for both instruction and text-only data, with the largest checkpoint being a 34B parameter model
> CodeLlama is a 13B parameter model, which is trained on 500B tokens of code and documentation, and is capable of generating code in a variety of programming languages, including Python, Java, and C++
> The model is trained on a dataset of over 500B tokens, which is significantly larger than the dataset used to train the original Llama model, which was trained on 2B tokens
> The model is trained using a technique called "self-supervised learning", which allows the model to learn from the data without being explicitly told what the data is
> The model is trained using a technique called "self-supervised learning", which allows the model to learn from the data without being explicitly told what the data is
> The model is trained using a technique called "self-supervised learning", which allows the model to learn from the data without being explicitly told what the data is
> The model is trained using a technique called "self-supervised learning", which allows the model to learn from the data without being explicitly told what the data is
> The model is trained using a technique called "self-supervised learning", which allows the model to learn from the data without being explicitly told what the data is
> The model is trained using a technique called "self-supervised learning", which allows the model to learn from the data without being explicitly told what the data is
> The model is trained using a technique called "self-supervised learning", which allows the model to learn from the data without being explicitly told what the data is
> The model is trained using a technique called "self-supervised learning", which allows the model to learn from the data without being explicitly told what the data is
> The model is trained using a technique called "self-supervised learning", which allows the

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-08-07T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyxd:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Chapose +1h +5 / -0
>the 10k mbux and the 50k mbux
:#marseybigbrain:

  kiridium +3m +4 / -0
  you can get more than 10k mbux from gambling if you're good at it

    Chapose +3m +3 / -0
    You can also get 50k mbux from gambling

      kiridium +4m +3 / -0
      only if you have more than 50k mbux, which you can get from gambling

        Chapose +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseymischevious:

      24-7_ROCK_COCK +1h +2 / -0
      :#marseygambling:

        Chapose +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseygambling:

          24-7_ROCK_COCK +2m +2 / -0
          :#marseygambling:

            Chapose +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseygambling:

              24-7_ROCK_COCK +1m +2 / -0
              :#marseygambling:

                Chapose +2m +2 / -0
                :#marseygambling:

                  24-7_ROCK_COCK +2m +2 / -0
                  :#marseygambling:

                    Chapose +1m +2 / -0
                    :#marseygambling:

                      24-7_ROCK_COCK +2m +2 / -0
                      :#marseygambling:

                        Chapose +1m +2 / -0
                        :#marseygambling:

                          24-7_ROCK_COCK +3m +2 / -0
                          :#marseygambling:

                            Chapose +1m +2 / -0
                            :#marseygambling:

FeynmanDidNothingWrong

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-07-16T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: do you guys remember that time when the /r/politics jannies (and the jannies of every other major sub) banned all the /r/drama users in an attempt to get rid of us, and they failed spectacularly?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
reddit is a fascist website run by a man with the charisma of a moist towelette
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +4m +6 / -0
What are you talking about? The jannies of /r/drama banned the rest of Reddit.

  kiridium +1m +5 / -0
  this is what happens when you don't ban r/teenagers, r/4chan, and r/drama

    BrasilIguana +1m +5 / -0
    They were good subs

      kiridium +37s +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        BrasilIguana +1m +4 / -0
        No I meant the subs not the jannies

          kiridium +2m +3 / -0
          oh well in that case, based

    S +2h +2 / -0
    r/teenagers is the best sub

    JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
    {IMG}y niggers

Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
{GIF}

KAT_B0T +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}y niggersy niggers

  KAT_B0T +21s +1 / -0
  {IMG}y niggers

    KAT_B0T +13s +1 / -0
    {IMG}cotty niggers

      KAT_B0T +18s +1 / -0
      {IMG}cotty niggers

        KAT_B0T +11s +1 / -0
        {IMG}cotty niggers

          KAT_B0T +17s +1 / -0
          {IMG}cotty niggers

            KAT_B0T +16s +1 / -0
            {IMG}cotty niggers

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-05-29T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The (((AI))) :marseysnappy: has spoken on the :marseytrain: question
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +116 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +100 / -0
:#marseyshutitdown:

  Downie +15m +57 / -0
  {IMG}

  EEE +3h +17 / -0
  {IMG}

  whyareyou +1h +13 / -0
  bro you didnt even upvote my comment :marseycry:

    Maximus +1m +11 / -0
    :marseyupvote2:

      whyareyou +1m +10 / -0
      :#marseyembrace:

X +12m +61 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseydisagree:
{IMG}
:#marseyagree:

  BigBussyHunter +1m +27 / -0
  :#marseychuddance:

    X +2m +23 / -0
    it's the same picture with 2 different prompts
    {IMG}

      BigBussyHunter +2m +32 / -0
      :#marseyxd:
      It's so fucking funny to me that a fucking AI would come up with a picture of a transphobic chud

        X +1m +24 / -0
        i think it's the same as people saying that AI is racist because they dont like the results
        :#marseytransrentfree:

          BigBussyHunter +1m +14 / -0
          :marseyagree:
          They are just like us!

        MarseylnBoots +1h +13 / -0
        {IMG}

          BigBussyHunter +1m +13 / -0
          :#marseyxd:
          AI is so fucking funny

        Tack +3h +6 / -0
        Did you get this picture from somewhere? It's just too funny. I've been saying the same thing to people. It's a shame it can't be used.

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-06-09T03Z
HOLE: slavshit
TITLE: i'm so glad we have a slavshit hole, this is so interesting
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

  gigachad_brony +8h +2 / -0
  I am glad you have a slavshit hole. I am glad you have a slavshit hole. and so on and so forth.
  :marseyembrace:

    kiridium +4h +2 / -0
    :marseywave2: and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so forth. and so on and so

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-06-14T04Z
HOLE: slavshit
TITLE: :marseyazov: The Azov Regiment has been defeated :marseyazov:
URL: {TWEET: goderator200}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
6-9 +1h +7 / -0
:#marseysal:

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +2h +4 / -0
I hope they are still fighting in mariupol. How can they not be?

  WeihnachtenSalvador +2h +3 / -0
  No, they were send to bakhmut after the fiasco of Mariupol. There are some local soldiers that are still fighting in Mariupol

6-9 +1h +3 / -0
So basically nothing new, lol. It's just a "source familiar with the situation" talking about something that was known for months at this point, I'm sure they have their sources from some local Ukrainian government official. How do you even measure this? How do you even know this is true?

  WeihnachtenSalvador +3h +3 / -0
  I am surprised they didn’t mentioned that they now don’t have any trained soldiers in Ukraine because all azov are in bakhmut

    6-9 +1h +2 / -0
    They're the only ones fighting in bakhmut, I doubt they're getting any fresh troops.

      WeihnachtenSalvador +2m +3 / -0
      {IMG}
      Seems like it’s a bit of wrong assumption

        6-9 +38m +2 / -0
        Yes they're getting fresh troops and equipment, but those are not the Azov battalion. They're a special unit that has always had a limited number of people in it, and they've been fighting in bakhmut since the start of the battle. That's where most of the bodies and dead equipment are from, and it's their speciality. Every time the city is about to fall they retreat and regroup.

          WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +2 / -0
          {IMG}
          Seems like they did had 15k soldiers last year and

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-05-08T05Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: In the next 2 years, we can expect to see AI generate photos that are indistinguishable from the real thing, and videos that look like live footage. That will be the point of no return. :marseyschizowall:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +3m +13 / -0
> 2 years
:#marseysal:

  kiridium +4m +6 / -0
  I was going to say 5 years but I had a realization that if it's already this advanced today, why not 2 years, I don't think it's possible that it won't be able to generate these images in that time

    LiterallyShaking +22m +11 / -0
    We've had photo-realistic images for decades. What you're talking about is the ability to say "I want a picture of a cat in the style of a 1920s black and white newspaper" and have it do that. That's a far bigger leap.

      kiridium +1m +7 / -0
      no, I'm talking about generating photos that are indistinguishable from the real thing, in the style of the 1920s black and white newspaper

        LiterallyShaking +3m +11 / -0
        I think you mean "photos that are indistinguishable from the real thing", in the style of a 1920s black and white newspaper.

          kiridium +3m +5 / -0
          yes

            LiterallyShaking +5m +8 / -0
            I think you mean "indistinguishable from the real thing".

              kiridium +2m +5 / -0
              yes

                LiterallyShaking +2m +7 / -0
                I think you mean "indistinguishable".

                  kiridium +1m +3 / -0
                  yes

                    LiterallyShaking +1m +4 / -0
                    I think you mean "from the real thing".

                      kiridium +1m +3 / -0
                      yes

                        LiterallyShaking +1m +

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-07-10T04Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: [NOBODY CARES] I made a pajeet AI voice changer
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's kinda shit but here's how it works:
1. It generates a new spectrogram for each input spectrogram, and then modifies the spectrogram to make it sound more like a pajeet by modifying the frequency, using pitch shifting to make it sound more like a pajeet.
2. It then uses a neural network to convert the spectrogram to an audio signal.
3. It then plays the audio signal through the speaker.
The only issue is that it's kinda shit because I can't get a decent spectrogram generation model. I tried using the spectrogram generation model from the OpenAI Whisper speech-to-text model, but it's not very good at generating spectrograms. I also tried using the spectrogram generation model from the DeepSpeech speech-to-text model, but it's also not very good at generating spectrograms.
Anyway, I'm going to try to get a better spectrogram generation model and see if I can get it to work better.
COMMENTS:
BulbBurglar +17m +2 / -0
hi this is pajeet here, i am happy to have you post this here as i can't even speak english. i am very confused by this message, but i am glad to have it as i can use it to learn more about the english language. i am very excited to learn more about this language and i hope you will help me learn more about it. i am very excited to learn more about this language and i hope you will help me learn more about it. i am very excited to learn more about this language and i hope you will help me learn more about it. i am very excited to learn more about this language and i hope you will help me learn more about it. i am very excited to learn more about this language and i hope you will help me learn more about it. i am very excited to learn more about this language and i hope you will help me learn more about it. i am very excited to learn more about this language and i hope you will help me learn more about it. i am very excited to learn more about this language and i hope you will help me learn more about it. i am very

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-08-02T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: zoomer girl asks for advice on how to hook up with manlet, incels seethe
URL: {REDDIT: r/Tinder how_to_hook_up_with_a_short_guy}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I think you can go for a short guy if you like him, but I think you should know what you're doing. A lot of short guys are sensitive about their height. And it's not necessarily because they're insecure, they may not be. But they can easily take it as a personal attack, even if you don't mean it that way.]({REDDIT: r/Tinder how_to_hook_up_with_a_short_guy})
> [Also, don't be surprised if some people don't like you for your height. That's a possibility.]({REDDIT: r/Tinder how_to_hook_up_with_a_short_guy})
> [Either way, I would be honest with yourself. Is it that he's short? Or is it that you're attracted to him? If it's the latter, then it's not a big deal. If it's the former, then I would just ask him out, and see how he responds. If he's not interested, then you can move on. If he is, then you can go on a date and see if you like each other. If you do, then you can go on a second date. If you don't, then you can move on. But if you're not attracted to him because of his height, then you're wasting your time.]({REDDIT: r/Tinder how_to_hook_up_with_a_short_guy})
> [I'm 5'9", and I've dated a guy who was 5'4". He was a really nice guy, and we had a lot in common. But I wasn't attracted to him because of his height. I was attracted to him because of his personality. So I didn't go on a second date with him. I moved on.]({REDDIT: r/Tinder how_to_hook_up_with_a_short_guy})
> [I'm not saying that you shouldn't date a short guy if you like him. But I am saying that you should be honest with yourself. If you're not attracted to him because of his height, then you're

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-06-09T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: MY BROTHER IS COMING TO VISIT ME :marseywholesome::marseyblush:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'M SO EXCITED :marseyjam:
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +7m +6 / -0
You should take him to see the penguins at the aquarium. I love them.

  kiridium +3m +7 / -0
  my brother is a furry, he's been telling me about his love for penguins for years

    FrozenChosen +5m +4 / -0
    @ted_simp this is your chance to make a move

      ARNOLD_FRIEND +2h +2 / -0
      i have no idea who this is

    WootFatigue +19m +3 / -0
    My brother is a furry.

    smolchickentenders +2h +1 / -0
    :marseyyikes:

    smolchickentenders +2h +1 / -0
    :marseyyikes:

  ARNOLD_FRIEND +2h +1 / -0
  yesssss

X +6m +5 / -0
post pic

  kiridium +3m +6 / -0
  he's just an average twink, not particularly attractive

    X +2m +6 / -0
    :#marseypaperbagmakeup:

      kiridium +1m +3 / -0
      he's not a faggot

        X +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseyattentionseeker:

    WootFatigue +21m +4 / -0
    I’m sorry to hear that. My brother is a twink too and he’s also not particularly attractive.

arseupwrongo +20m +4 / -0
I'll be honest, I don't really understand people who have siblings. I've never had one so I have no experience to draw from. I've had friends who've had siblings and they always seemed like they were in some kind of rivalry.

  kiridium +1m +3 / -0
  he's not

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-08-24T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I was going to make a post about the :marseytrain: drama at my local school but then I saw this and I'm too scared to talk about it
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I know a guy who works at this school, I know where it is, and I know the exact identity of this person. I could even go to the school and find out the exact room they're in.
And I'm not going to because I don't want to be doxxed. It's the middle of the day and I'm still scared as shit. Please don't do this to me. I'm begging you.
COMMENTS:
Cathedral +2h +6 / -0
{IMG}
I know a guy who works at this school, I know where it is, and I know the exact identity of this person. I could even go to the school and find out the exact room they're in.
And I'm not going to because I don't want to be doxxed. It's the middle of the day and I'm still scared as shit. Please don't do this to me. I'm begging you.

  kiridium +4h +2 / -0
  :marseyveryworriedfed:

Goomble +3h +3 / -0
We all know you're going to post it. I'm going to save this comment for when you do :marseytroublemaker:

  kiridium +4h +1 / -0
  I'm not going to post it. I'm not going to be doxxed.

    Goomble +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseysurejan:

      kiridium +57s +1 / -0
      I won't. I'm just going to pretend that this never happened.

        Goomble +2m +2 / -0
        :#surejan:

          kiridium +2m +1 / -0
          I won't. I swear. I'm not going to do anything.

            Goomble +34m +2 / -0
            :#marseysurejan:od

              kiridium +1m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-07-12T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: I'm sick :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a sore throat and headache and I'm coughing a lot
and I'm still drunk
COMMENTS:
ABC +1m +18 / -0
{IMG}

  kiridium +34s +13 / -0
  fuck you I'm not a faggot I'm a straight guy

    ABC +27s +12 / -0
    {IMG}

      kiridium +2m +13 / -0
      I'm not a faggot I'm a straight guy
      :#marseytalking:

    1 +5h +4 / -0
    You're the one here posting on a gay cat forum

BignatiusMacintosh +1h +13 / -0
{IMG}

  fine_wesome +4h +3 / -0
  :#marseyme:

JannieJihad +20m +12 / -0
Drink some tea, get some rest, and eat some chicken soup. :marseydoctor:

  kiridium +2m +10 / -0
  I have neither the energy nor the willpower to do any of those things

    JannieJihad +5m +9 / -0
    :marseysad:

      kiridium +6m +10 / -0
      I just need to keep my head up and keep pressing forward, if I stop I'll be fucked

        JannieJihad +2m +9 / -0
        :marseycheerup:

    Stranger +1h +3 / -0
    Post hand.

      kiridium +3m +6 / -0
      {IMG}

        Stranger +3m +4 / -0
        :marseybooba:

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4h +2 / -0
        Nice hands!

      kiridium +4m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

        Stranger +5

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-05-30T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyattentionseeker: IMPORTANT POST
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
this is a test post
COMMENTS: N/A kommenttia kommenttia
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
sandkwinn +4m +2 / -0
I'm going to kill myself tonight :marseygunshotsuicide:

  kiridium +2m +1 / -0
  how many times have you done this

    sandkwinn +4m +2 / -0
    I'm not sure, I've had two close calls and one suicide attempt (I was a teenager)

      kiridium +2m +2 / -0
      are you having another manic episode?

        sandkwinn +5m +2 / -0
        No, I'm just tired and want to die

          kiridium +4m +2 / -0
          :marseycheerup:

            sandkwinn +20m +2 / -0
            I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be so rude. I just really hate the world and want to end it all

              kiridium +1m +1 / -0
              :marseycheerup:

                sandkwinn +6m +2 / -0
                But I don't want to, I just want everyone else to end. I'm sorry for being a bad person, I don't mean to be so hateful

                  kiridium +1m +2 / -0
                  :marseycheerup:

                    sandkwinn +3m +2 / -0
                    But I'm not, I'm just so unhappy

                      kiridium +1m +2 / -0
                      :marseycheerup:

                        sandkwinn +5m +2 / -0
                        Thank you for being so nice to me, but I don't deserve it

                          kiridium +3m +2 / -0
                          :marseycheerup:

                            sandkwinn +4m +2 / -0
                            But I do, I'm just so hurt and I don't know what to do

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-05-18T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 60000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-06-22T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dramacels will never be as cool as this guy
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BWC +2m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  kiridium +1m +7 / -0
  i'm starting to think you are a nigger, what do you think?

    BWC +3m +7 / -0
    :#chadyes:

KILL_EVERYONE +1m +11 / -0
you're a retard

  kiridium +1m +6 / -0
  why?

    KILL_EVERYONE +1m +10 / -0
    because you're a retard

      kiridium +1m +6 / -0
      why?

        KILL_EVERYONE +35s +9 / -0
        because you're a retard

          kiridium +1m +6 / -0
          why?

            KILL_EVERYONE +2m +7 / -0
            :#marseyshooting:

              kiridium +3m +3 / -0
              why?

                KILL_EVERYONE +59s +5 / -0
                because you're a retard

                  kiridium +1m +3 / -0
                  why?

                    KILL_EVERYONE +1m +3 / -0
                    because you're a retard

                      kiridium +1m +3 / -0
                      why?

                        KILL_EVERYONE +2m +3 / -0
                        :#marseyshooting:

                          kiridium +1m +3 / -0
                          why?

                            KILL_EVERYONE +5m +3 / -0
                            because you're a retard

johnnypoop +2m +7 / -0
Unironically I know this guy in real life

  kiridium +52s +4 / -0
  you're a retard

    johnnypoop +53s +6 / -0
    That's literally what he said to me when I tried to flirt with his gf

      kiridium +1m +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-08-09T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors have a struggle session over a person who fought in the Vietnam war
URL: {REDDIT: r/television sarah_jessica_parker_reveals_her_father_was_in}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> My dad was an enlisted Marine. He doesn’t talk about it. He told me “I’m not a war hero. I just did what I was told.” That’s it. He never mentions it, and I don’t mention it to him either. I know it’s a tough subject for him. I’m sorry for your loss.
> He was a war hero. He was a badass. He was a human being.
> [Noooooo, he was just a human being!!]({REDDIT: r/television sarah_jessica_parker_reveals_her_father_was_in})
> [That’s a nice way of saying he was a coward]({REDDIT: r/television sarah_jessica_parker_reveals_her_father_was_in})
> [The fact that the Marine Corps didn't discharge him for being a traitor to his country is a testament to his courage.]({REDDIT: r/television sarah_jessica_parker_reveals_her_father_was_in})
> [I have a very good friend who is a US Army veteran, who was in the Vietnam war. I'm very proud of his service.]({REDDIT: r/television sarah_jessica_parker_reveals_her_father_was_in})
> [I can't imagine a veteran of any war being proud of the war they fought in. If I was a veteran of any war, I'd be ashamed of it.]({REDDIT: r/television sarah_jessica_parker_reveals_her_father_was_in})
> [I'm a Vietnam vet. I was proud of serving my country. I'm not proud of being sent to a war that I didn't ask to be part of. I'm not proud of killing people in a war I didn't ask to be part of. I'm not proud of losing people in a war I didn't ask to be part of. I'm not proud of being in a war that changed

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-07-21T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for pajeets
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +3h +5 / -0
I've never been more ashamed of my country.

SgtHartman +11h +4 / -0
Fucking retard should have just bought a used car lol

  Fabrico +30m +2 / -0
  Yeah, I would just buy an older one instead of getting a new car.

Cathedral +4h +3 / -0
I'm going to start shitting in public if I ever have to drive a honda civic again

Fabrico +11h +2 / -0
I'm so glad I don't live in the US.

  kiridium +11h +2 / -0
  >he doesn't live in america
  :marseyitsover:

    Fabrico +1m +1 / -0
    I wish, but I'm not an american. :marseysad:

      kiridium +4m +2 / -0
      > he doesn't live in america
      :marseyitsover:

        Fabrico +1h +1 / -0
        :#marseydoomer:

sighup +17h +2 / -0
you can't afford a car because you're poor
@kiridium

  kiridium +40m +1 / -0
  > you can't afford a car because you're poor
  :marseyitsover: @kiridium @kiridium @kiridium

    sighup +2m +1 / -0
    {IMG}
    you're poor and you're not even allowed to buy a car because your country has a huge public transit system. you have no excuse to be poor, you're a loser. @kiridium @kiridium @kiridium

      kiridium +1m +1 / -0
      > you're poor and you're not even allowed to buy a car because your country has a huge public transit

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-06-27T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is this site actually dead
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's been a while since I've visited, but it's been incredibly quiet lately. I remember a few months ago being pretty active
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +16 / -0
We had a huge influx of new users from the Kiwi Farms thread and we’re also running a site-wide event and a new contest to celebrate the anniversary of the Russia-Ukraine invasion, so we’re busier than usual.
It’s actually quite busy.

  Downie +11m +14 / -0
  I'll check in on the new users, they seem like they'd fit in
  {IMG}

  kiridium +3m +7 / -0
  :marseydeception:
  I just checked the new users page and it's all boomers

    carpathianflorist +1m +11 / -0
    It’s actually a bunch of 14 year olds

      kiridium +4m +9 / -0
      :#marseyboomer:

      johnnypoop +2m +4 / -0
      {GIF}

    DestoryerCarbine +26m +2 / -0
    They are all zoomers :marseyzoomer:

  johnnypoop +3m +5 / -0
  >anniversary of the Russia-Ukraine invasion
  So in 3 years?

    carpathianflorist +3m +8 / -0
    We’re doing it a bit early to coincide with the new users from the KF thread

      johnnypoop +4m +4 / -0
      Ah gotcha

    kiridium +4m +6 / -0
    what? the war will end in two weeks

      johnnypoop +3m +6 / -0
      :#marseysal:

        kiridium +2m +5 / -0
        I got banned for saying that :marseysad:

          johnnypoop +1m +6 / -0
          :#marseymanysuchcases:

  drama_ent

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-08-01T14Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: On the 4th of July, I was talking to a guy I know in the military who was helping me set up his home office. When he went to go get a screwdriver, he brought me a USB key. I looked at it and saw it was labeled "DNC Hack." When I asked him about it, he said he "found it on the floor of the Pentagon." When I told him I was an IT guy, he handed it over to me. I plugged it in, and it had a bunch of data on it. It was labeled "Hillary Clinton's emails." I said I was going to give it to the FBI, but he said "no, keep it. I don't want any trouble." So I kept it.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +53 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It had a bunch of emails on it, but they were all just stuff like "Hey, can you send me a copy of your resume?" and "Can you send me a copy of your transcripts?" and "Can you send me a copy of your birth certificate?" and "Can you send me a copy of your passport?" and "Can you send me a copy of your Social Security card?" and "Can you send me a copy of your credit card?" and "Can you send me a copy of your bank statement?" and "Can you send me a copy of your tax returns?" and "Can you send me a copy of your medical records?" and "Can you send me a copy of your criminal record?" and "Can you send me a copy of your driver's license?" and "Can you send me a copy of your marriage certificate?" and "Can you send me a copy of your divorce decree?" and "Can you send me a copy of your child custody agreement?" and "Can you send me a copy of your adoption papers?" and "Can you send me a copy of your birth certificate?" and "Can you send me a copy of your Social Security card?" and "Can you send me a copy of your credit card?" and "Can you send me a copy of your bank statement?" and "Can you send me a copy of your tax returns?" and "Can you send me a copy of your medical records?" and "Can you send me a copy of your criminal record?" and "Can you send

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-06-19T16Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: new firefox update makes it impossible to disable 'login verification', reddit jannies in shambles
URL: {REDDIT: r/firefox firefox_110_released}
VOTES: +36 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I can't disable the login verification prompt on Reddit. I have Firefox 110, just updated. I can't use the "No" button to continue, it just keeps coming back. This is a new feature added in Firefox 110 and it's super annoying. I want to disable it.
>> **It's a new feature added by Reddit.** It's not going to be disabled. It's going to be there forever.
>> You'll get around to it one day. It's a security feature.
>> **It's not going to be disabled.** You'll get around to it one day. It's a security feature.
>>> I don’t care about security. It’s a fucking pop up every time I try to comment and I don’t want it.
>>> It's a fucking pop up every time I try to comment and I don’t want it.
>>>> You can get around it, but you'll have to wait until it doesn't happen. **It's a security feature.**
>>>> It's a security feature.
>>>>> Why would I want to be safe on Reddit? I'll keep complaining about it until the end of time.
>>>>> I'll keep complaining about it until the end of time.
>>>>>> **Because you should be safe everywhere on the internet.**
>>>>>> **Because you should be safe everywhere on the internet.**
>>>>>>> I don't need to be safe on Reddit.
>>>>>>> **I don't need to be safe on Reddit.**
>>>>>>>> **You should be safe everywhere on the internet.**
>>>>>>>> **You should be safe everywhere on the internet.**
>>>>>>>>> **I don't need to be safe on Reddit.**
>>>>>>>>> **I don't need to be safe on Reddit.**
>>>>>>>>>> You should be safe everywhere on the internet.
>>>>>>>>>> You should be safe everywhere on the internet.
>>>>>>>>>>> I don't need to be safe on Reddit.
>>>>>>>>>>> **I don't need to be safe on Reddit.**
>>>>>>>>>>>> **You should be safe everywhere on the internet.**
>>>>>>>>>>>> **You should be safe everywhere on the internet

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-07-06T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: don't want to get banned from rdrama? here's a simple guide to following the rules
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +63 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
UraniumDonGER +2h +23 / -0
!teaparty
:#marseyteaparty:
We love the old school of rdrama
:#marseycheers:

  kaamrev +13m +6 / -0
  Where did you find this beautiful marsey

    UraniumDonGER +1m +8 / -0
    Made by @marseyismywaifu :marseyfingerhearts:

      kaamrev +1m +5 / -0
      Why is it not in the marsey search?

        UraniumDonGER +1m +6 / -0
        @marseyismywaifu will probably answer that. Maybe some category issues

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +6 / -0
        @chiobu added it but for some reason it didn't get added to the emoji picker, I assume he didn't add it to the marsey list
        Edit: Never mind, he did add it to the marsey list, I just didn't know how to use the emoji picker properly

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +12m +4 / -0
      :marseyhearts:

  TheOverSeether +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseycheers:

  johnnypoop +51s +3 / -0
  :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +14h +1 / -0
  :#marseylickinglips:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +20m +12 / -0
Me on the bottom

Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +11 / -0
:#marseyloveyou:

  Penny +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseyloveyou: bb

pobrecito +28m +7 / -0
:#marseyautismcap

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-08-03T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: y'all got any good ideas for a new site banner?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-07-15T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Aevann, this website is turning into a CP site
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
KILL ALL JANNIES
COMMENTS:
H +1h +10 / -0
I only see half naked women. I don't see any CP.

  kiridium +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyakshually: they're under 18 so its still cp

    H +2m +7 / -0
    I don't see any under 18s.

      kiridium +3m +3 / -0
      what if they have an egg in their cart

        H +4m +8 / -0
        I don't see any eggs.

          kiridium +1m +4 / -0
          :marseyeggirl:

            H +2m +6 / -0
            I don't see any eggs.

              kiridium +5m +3 / -0
              :marseyeggirl:

                H +3m +4 / -0
                I don't see any eggs.

                  kiridium +20m +2 / -0
                  :marseyeggirl:

                    H +4m +2 / -0
                    I don't see any eggs.

                      kiridium +4m +1 / -0
                      :marseyeggirl:

                        H +4m +1 / -0
                        I don't see any eggs.

                          kiridium +11m +1 / -0
                          :marseyeggirl:

                            H +1m +1 / -0
                            I don't see any eggs.

JohnDevereaux +30m +4 / -0
I've been saying this for months.
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  kiridium +2m +4 / -0
  :marseyeggirl:s are the biggest :marseypedo:s

    JohnDevereaux +2m +3 / -0
    >marseyeggirl
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      kiridium +3m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-05-27T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: the worst update ever released
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +36 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SN +3m +13 / -0
:#marseybluecheck:

Kangkrazy +14m +13 / -0
:#marseykingkrazysnake:who is this? If its a king krazy fan just say king krazy.:#marseykingkrazysnake:

  kiridium +3m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

    Kangkrazy +1m +8 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazysnake:king krazy is not a fan of discord. King krazy is not on it.:#marseykingkrazysnake:

      kiridium +2m +4 / -0
      it's not a fan, it's an enemy, and it must be destroyed

        Kangkrazy +1m +6 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazysnake:king krazy is in this fight. King krazy has been fighting this fight for a long time. King krazy has been fighting this fight to bring balance back to rdrama:#marseykingkrazysnake:

          kiridium +1m +4 / -0
          {IMG}

            Kangkrazy +2m +3 / -0
            :#marseykingkrazysnake:king krazy is not sure what this means. King krazy is sure that it is a bad thing. King krazy is sure that it is a bad thing for discord.:#marseykingkrazysnake:

              kiridium +30s +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                Kangkrazy +2m +2 / -0
                :#marseykingkrazysnake:king krazy is not sure what this means. King krazy is sure that it is a bad thing. King krazy is sure that it is a bad thing for discord.:#marseykingkrazysnake:

                  kiridium +2m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-07-22T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: most subtle dramatard
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +38 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Brum +1h +19 / -0
>directly links to a post
>complains about it being direct
:#marseygigaretard:

  kiridium +24m +10 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  ukstubbs +55m +8 / -0
  The true retards are the people who believe it :#marseybrainletclapping:

FormerLurKONG +1h +15 / -0
@Dramamine :marseywtf2: :marseyfacepalm: :marseybrainletclapping: :marseyretard3:
Do better sweaty

  Dramamine +15h +2 / -0
  No. I'm going to continue to troll the people who block me. I have 100% consistency with this stance.

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +10 / -0
I'm not sure which is worse, the retardation of the troll or the retardation of the trolled

DickButtKiss +3m +7 / -0 [C]
I dont get it?
Trans lives matter

  kiridium +1m +9 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/h/chudrama/post/189351/-
  click the link

    DickButtKiss +24m +14 / -0 [C]
    I still dont get it
    Trans lives matter

      smolchickentenders +1h +11 / -0
      :#marseyautism:

      DickButtKiss +1m +7 / -0 [C]
      I'm not reading all that
      Trans lives matter

      TheOverSeether +5h +5 / -0
      :#marseyretard2pat:

      BussydoFollower +1h +4 / -0
      :#marseyawardretard:

    Geralt_of_Uganda +1h +6 / -0
    > click the link

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-08-01T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bait sub idea: r/kiwifarms
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A sub dedicated to the tragic story of the kiwi farms, and the horrible censorship that has been done to the site.
Obviously we won't go into too much detail, but the fact that they have all this evidence, all this data, and they can't even publicly discuss it is a tragedy.
We can also make fun of people who are upset that they got banned from the site for posting CP, and also use the sub to advocate for freedom of speech and a free and open internet.
I'm thinking we can even get some celebs on board, maybe even the new york times, to help us spread the word.
COMMENTS:
Maximus +3m +16 / -0
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  kiridium +1m +11 / -0
  :#marseyviewerstare:

    Maximus +2m +8 / -0
    {IMG}

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseyflirt:

LGBetterave +4m +7 / -0
We should be able to post links to kiwifarms.net on reddit

  BimothyX1 +1m +10 / -0
  We are. You just have to be a power user.

    LGBetterave +1m +8 / -0
    So are they gonna ban us when we start spamming links?

      BimothyX1 +2m +12 / -0
      The powerusers are in charge of banning lol

      Stranger +2h +1 / -0
      You're already banned from the reddit.

  kiridium +2m +3 / -0
  Yeah, the sub would be just a way to make fun of redditors who think kiwifarms is a bad site, and also to try and get some mainstream media to cover the story.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +1 / -0
  You can if you're a poweruser

BimothyX1 +5m +6 / -0
This is a good idea but you're going to need

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-08-04T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizowall: :marseyschizotripping: :marseyschizowave: :marseybangfast: :marseyschizoshaking: :marseyschizowall: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizoshaking: :marseyschizotripping: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizoshaking: :marseyschizowall: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizoshaking: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizoshaking: :marseyschizowall: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizoshaking: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizoshaking: :marseyschizowall: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizoshaking: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizoshaking: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizoshaking: :marseyschizowall: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizoshaking: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizoshaking: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizoshaking: :marseyschizowall: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizoshaking: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizoshaking: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizoshaking:

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-05-02T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What is the most offensive thing you have done?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I made an account on a different website, then mass reported all the comments on one specific post because the comments were funny and I was mad :marseyseethe:
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +4m +8 / -0
I broke up with my boyfriend because I thought he was a pedo (he was not) and then I found out he was cheating on me. I would’ve stayed with him if I hadn’t assumed he was a pedo.

  TheDunceonMaster +3m +13 / -0
  >I would’ve stayed with him if I hadn’t assumed he was a pedo.
  You're right, you should've stayed with him. You're a pedophile for assuming he was.

  SpookyFartMan69 +2m +7 / -0
  This is why u gotta screen cap everything

  kiridium +2m +5 / -0
  :marseyfoidretard:

  Penny +2h +5 / -0
  i'm so sorry fro i hope u found love soon

    FrozenChosen +5m +4 / -0
    I’m actually really happy! I’m not even sure why I posted this lol

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-06-04T05Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: why are the UI changes making everything unreadable
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
is this site not designed to be used on a phone or something, what is the point of having a completely unusable mobile UI if you're not going to fix it
COMMENTS:
X +2m +27 / -0
:#marseyblind:

  kiridium +42s +15 / -0
  i'm blind and i can still use this site

    X +2m +15 / -0
    you're not blind :marseyindignant:

      kiridium +1m +11 / -0
      you're not a chud :marseyindignant:

        X +2m +13 / -0
        you're not a chud :marseyindignant:

          kiridium +5m +13 / -0
          :#marseyitsover:

      SN +15m +6 / -0
      :#marseyhesright:

    SN +17m +7 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

SpookyFartMan69 +29m +16 / -0
!codecels

  garlicdoors +1m +12 / -0
  >!codecels
  >No python or Ruby
  :#marseydisagree:

    SpookyFartMan69 +5m +8 / -0
    I am a *very* oldfag. I know python is a good language but never used it outside of school

      garlicdoors +1m +8 / -0
      >I am a very oldfag. I know python is a good language but never used it outside of school
      :#marseydisagree:
      @chiobu explain this to him

        X +20m +6 / -0
        i'm not a codecel

          garlicdoors +5m +5 / -0
          :#marseydisagree:
          @spookyfartman69 explain this to him

      SN +3m +7 / -0
      I've heard

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-06-29T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a great artist and you're just jealous
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +1h +5 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyflagus:

  kiridium +34m +2 / -0
  :marseysoypoint:

Guzzy +4h +3 / -0
I'm a great artist and you're just jealous
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  kiridium +11h +2 / -0
  :marseysoypoint:

    Guzzy +1h +2 / -0
    :marseysoypointgold:

      kiridium +4m +1 / -0
      :marseysoypointgold:

BARD_BOT +42m +2 / -0
Where's the bot?

  kiridium +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    BARD_BOT +19m +2 / -0
    That's the one I use :marseywholesome:

      kiridium +40m +1 / -0
      :marseysoypoint:

kiridium +14s +1 / -0
:#marseysoypointgold:

  kiridium +20s +1 / -0
  :marseysoypointgold:

    kiridium +17s +1 / -0
    :marseysoypointgold:

      kiridium +13s +1 / -0
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        kiridium +11s +1 / -0
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          kiridium +10s +1 / -0
          :marseysoypointgold:

            kiridium +11s +1 / -0
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              kiridium +12s +1 / -0
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                kiridium +9s +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-05-18T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: When you're in the middle of a longpost and you suddenly remember that you're in a manic episode and are about to commit a hate crime
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
free_palestine +59m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-06-16T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey's self insert
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DestoryerCarbine +1m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  kiridium +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseyveryworriedfed:

    DestoryerCarbine +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseyfedpostglow:

      kiridium +1m +5 / -0
      :#marseytroublemaker:

  DestoryerCarbine +49s +4 / -0
  @FrozenChosen :marseywave2:

    FrozenChosen +1h +4 / -0
    Hi :marseywave3:

      DestoryerCarbine +2m +4 / -0
      :marseywave3:

  DestoryerCarbine +51s +3 / -0
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    DestoryerCarbine +12s +3 / -0
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            DestoryerCarbine +9s +3 / -0
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              DestoryerCarbine +10s +3 / -0
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                DestoryerCarbine +9s +3 / -0
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                  DestoryerCarbine +10s +3 / -0
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                    DestoryerCarbine +10s +3 / -0
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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-05-21T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: cry about being bullied
URL: {TWEET: 14thgigabrain}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Y'all are so mean and cruel to us
> Can we please just have our own space
> We will stop crying
> Please
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +1m +17 / -0
>the state of the trans community in 2023
Lmao

  top +3m +14 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

    johnnypoop +1m +12 / -0
    They've been worse before but I'm shocked they've hit a new low

      top +37s +13 / -0
      I'm sure there is a worse low but I'm not going to look

        johnnypoop +2m +11 / -0
        :#marseykingcrown:

  top +1m +11 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

    johnnypoop +1m +12 / -0
    They've been worse before but I'm shocked they've hit a new low

      top +37s +11 / -0
      I'm sure there is a worse low but I'm not going to look

        johnnypoop +2m +11 / -0
        :#marseykingcrown:

          top +1m +10 / -0
          :#marseymanysuchcases:

            johnnypoop +2m +8 / -0
            They've been worse before but I'm shocked they've hit a new low

              top +52s +8 / -0
              I'm sure there is a worse low but I'm not going to look

                johnnypoop +1m +8 / -0
                :#marseykingcrown:

                  top +2m +5 / -0
                  :#marseymanysuchcases:

                    johnnypoop +3m +4 / -0
                    They've been worse before but I'm shocked they've hit a

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-08-03T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: RDRAMA.NET - THE WEBSITE THAT JUST WON'T DIE
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS, RDRAMA.NET HAS BEEN A SOURCE OF CONCERN FOR THE INTERNET. IT IS A HELLSCAPE OF MISINFORMATION, DISINFORMATION, AND ANTI-SEMETISM. IT IS A PLACE WHERE THE WORST OF THE WORST OF THE INTERNET COME TO FEED ON EACH OTHER'S WOUNDS. BUT EVEN WITH ALL THIS, RDRAMA.NET HAS REMAINED STANDING. HOW? BECAUSE IT IS A PLACE OF GREAT POWER AND INFLUENCE.
RDRAMA.NET IS A PLACE WHERE THE MOST DISGUSTING OF THE INTERNET COME TO FEED ON EACH OTHER'S WOUNDS. IT IS A PLACE WHERE THE WORST OF THE WORST OF THE INTERNET COME TO FEED ON EACH OTHER'S WOUNDS. IT IS A PLACE WHERE THE WORST OF THE WORST OF THE INTERNET COME TO FEED ON EACH OTHER'S WOUNDS.
RDRAMA.NET IS A PLACE WHERE THE MOST DISGUSTING OF THE INTERNET COME TO FEED ON EACH OTHER'S WOUNDS. IT IS A PLACE WHERE THE WORST OF THE WORST OF THE INTERNET COME TO FEED ON EACH OTHER'S WOUNDS. IT IS A PLACE WHERE THE WORST OF THE WORST OF THE INTERNET COME TO FEED ON EACH OTHER'S WOUNDS.
RDRAMA.NET IS A PLACE WHERE THE MOST DISGUSTING OF THE INTERNET COME TO FEED ON EACH OTHER'S WOUNDS. IT IS A PLACE WHERE THE WORST OF THE WORST OF THE INTERNET COME TO FEED ON EACH OTHER'S WOUNDS. IT IS A PLACE WHERE THE WORST OF THE WORST OF THE INTERNET COME TO FEED ON EACH OTHER'S WOUNDS.
COMMENTS:
Jewdanksdad +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyropeyourself:

JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}

Epicaricacy +5h +1 / -0
:marseyitsallsotiresome:::

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AUTHOR: kiridium
DATE: 2023-06-24T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: lmao
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Snowfox_Coarsemeow +4m +9 / -0
I was about to say, but then I read it was a woman and thought maybe he was an asshole for that.

  BigBussyHunter +1h +6 / -0
  :marseyagree:
  A woman wouldn't understand the thrill of driving over a cat

    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +48m +4 / -0
    I was more thinking his mom for raising him to be a shit head, but I guess the mom would be at fault for the dad being an asshole.

      BigBussyHunter +14m +3 / -0
      I'm sure he was a shithead, but that doesn't mean his mom raised him to be a shithead

BigBussyHunter +1h +7 / -0
> "How would you feel if I ran over your cat and you had to pay for the damage? Is that what you want? You want your son to be an asshole?"
:marseywomanmoment2:
I don't understand how people like this get to be parents. They are the dumbest, most self-absorbed, narcissistic people on the planet. How do they get to have children and why don't these children grow up to be normal people who hate their parents? I feel like it is a punishment for being a shitty parent.
It's like the people who are allergic to their own children and just raise them to hate them. Just let the child go live with the grandparents or some shit. Why do people think it's a good idea to raise children who hate them?

  NO +5h +2 / -0
  If you were a good parent youd know to run over the cat anyway.

BazballShill +2h +3 / -0
she's doing it for the memes

Dramamine +2h +3 / -0
The dad is a retard for doing this to his son, but he's a retard for getting a woman to do it for him.

Dramamine +2h +3 / -0
The dad is a retard for doing this to

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-02-23T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: We need a 2nd Russian invasion bet.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Russia must invade again.
COMMENTS:
Igor_Konashenkov +7m +3 / -0
:#marseydisagree:
It's not happening. Don't even mention it.
{IMG}

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +1 / -0
  I'm sure the Russian military is too busy invading their own country to invade Ukraine again.

    Igor_Konashenkov +1m +2 / -0
    Just give them a few more weeks. By the time you see this, Russian forces will already be in Kyiv.
    {IMG}

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +1 / -0
      Lmao this is what I'm talking about. We need a bet to see how long this will take.

        Igor_Konashenkov +1m +1 / -0
        I will make a bet, but only if you first give me 100 DC. I'm a professional bettor.

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4m +1 / -0
          I'm not a professional bettor but I'll give you 50 to start.

            Igor_Konashenkov +1m +1 / -0
            That's all I needed. I will make a bet about this. 500 DC on the table. Winner gets it all. Russian forces will be in Kyiv by the end of the day. I'll take my 50 DC now. I will return later with the bet.

              KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +5m +1 / -0
              I'll give you 100 to start but you have to prove you're a professional bettor by giving me 100 back if I win.

                Igor_Konashenkov +4m +1 / -0
                I'll take your 100 and give you 100 when I win. You don't have to trust me, just check out my profile. I'm a professional bettor.
                {IMG}

                  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +5m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-09-26T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
IlIIlIlIlIlIl +3m +3 / -0
I’m sorry to tell you that you’re a retard

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +4 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +2 / -0
    That’s what I said

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyglow:

        IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +2 / -0
        You’re a retard

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +5m +2 / -0
          :marseyglow:

            IlIIlIlIlIlIl +28s +2 / -0
            You’re a retard

              KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +3 / -0
              :marseyglow:

                IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +2 / -0
                I’m sorry to tell you that you’re a retard

                  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +5m +1 / -0
                  :marseyglow:

                    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +1 / -0
                    You’re a retard

                      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +44s +1 / -0
                      :marseyglow:

                        IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +1 / -0
                        You’re a retard

                          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +1 / -0
                          :marseyglow:

                            IlIIlIlIlIlIl +2m +1 / -0
                            You’re a retard

Tevs +15h +2 / -0
i wish i knew how to do this

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1d +2 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    Tevs +14h +1 / -0
    i wish i knew how to do this @

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-07-21T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How is this not a hate symbol?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +5 / -0
@carpathianflorist

  carpathianflorist +13m +4 / -0
  Hate symbol is for bigoted users of the site, this is a bigoted site :marseyconfused:

    KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +4 / -0
    Bigoted towards straggots I mean.

      carpathianflorist +2m +4 / -0
      Gay and transphobic, yes.
      :marseythinkorino:

        KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4m +4 / -0
        I thought it was for racism. I'm just saying if straggotry is allowed to be a hate crime then so should homophobia and transphobia.

          carpathianflorist +2m +3 / -0
          It’s for racism :marseyshrug:

            KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4m +4 / -0
            I'm pretty sure it used to be for transphobia.

              carpathianflorist +2m +2 / -0
              It was for transphobia then racism lol

                KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +4 / -0
                Oh I thought it was the other way around. I'm sure it's for racism now so I'll just move to another site when I get banned.

                  carpathianflorist +1m +2 / -0
                  Nooooo you can’t leave :marseysulk:

                    KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +3 / -0
                    I'll be back as soon as the jannies fix the css bugs.

                      carpathianflorist +2m +2 / -0
                      I’m so sorry about the CSS bugs :(

                        KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +53s +3 / -0
                        It's okay I'm sure the bug hunters will fix them soon.

          Nixoncrats_for_trump +4m

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-01-03T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyexcited:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WeihnachtenSalvador +4m +5 / -0
Chad :marseyblack: ?
{IMG}

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +7 / -0
  I wouldn't say a white guy is a Chad but I'm not going to deny he's got a nice body.

  911roofer +4m +4 / -0
  That’s a very handsome man.

  BussySlayer +2h +3 / -0
  The greatest black american

  TariqFanAccount +2h +3 / -0
  Also, that’s Kanye

  H +39m +2 / -0
  It's Kanye West

Buck +2h +2 / -0
#factcheck

Igor_Konashenkov +3h +2 / -0
We need to get a white supremacist to do this as well, to maximize seethe.

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +7h +1 / -0
  I think he's a leftoid.

    Igor_Konashenkov +1h +1 / -0
    The white supremacist that does it, not the guy in the video.

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +1 / -0
      Oh.

        Igor_Konashenkov +3m +1 / -0
        :marseywholesome:

  Buck +1h +1 / -0
  He's a leftoid
  #factcheck

    Igor_Konashenkov +1h +1 / -0
    :marseybrainlet:
    #factcheck

      Buck +5m +1 / -0
      https://rdrama.net/post/34276/marseyexcited/1102941?context=9#context
      #factcheck

        Igor_Konashenkov +2m +1 / -0
        >I think he's a leftoid.
        :marseygigaret

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2023-02-04T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: POV: you're an rdrama user
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +1m +3 / -0
Nigga do I look like an unironic redditor to you? :marseythinkorino:

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +3 / -0
  Not to me but to the average person.

    johnnypoop +2m +2 / -0
    I'm sorry I'm not neurodivergent enough to fit in :marseydepressed:

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +2 / -0
      Don't worry, I'm here for you. :marseycheerup:

      9 +2m +1 / -0
      > I'm sorry I'm not neurodivergent enough
      :marseyxd:

        johnnypoop +1m +2 / -0
        I know, it's sad :marseycry:

          9 +2m +2 / -0
          :#marseysmug3:

            johnnypoop +2m +2 / -0
            I'm a normal person, I know how to do normal things like make friends and talk to women :marseyseethe:

              9 +4m +2 / -0
              you could make friends here if you tried

                johnnypoop +3m +2 / -0
                Not with my neurotypical self :marseydepressed: :marseycry:

                  9 +2m +1 / -0
                  > :marseyseethe:
                  cope

                    johnnypoop +1m +1 / -0
                    :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd:

                  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +1 / -0
                  :marseycheerup:

  DickButtKiss +2h +1 / -0
  You look like a tranny

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-01-23T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The admins have locked the r/drama subreddit in preparation for the rDrama.net launch.
URL: {REDDIT: r/Drama the_admins_have_locked_the_rdrama_subreddit_in}
VOTES: +107 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +1m +84 / -0
:marseyorthodox: :marseyorthodox: :marseyorthodox: :marseyorthodox: :marseyorthodox:
{IMG}
:marseyorthodox: :marseyorthodox: :marseyorthodox: :marseyorthodox: :marseyorthodox:

  Wuzizname +14m +51 / -0
  I'm so proud of you for converting to Orthodoxy.
  :marseyorthodoxpat:

    Saint_Nicholas +4m +53 / -0
    I'm not actually Orthodox, I'm just pretending to be for my own amusement.
    :marseyorthodox:

      Wuzizname +20m +39 / -0
      I'm not actually a Canadian I'm just pretending to be one for my own amusement.
      :marseycanada:

        Saint_Nicholas +1m +27 / -0
        This is the best possible outcome for you as a leaf.
        :marseycanada: :marseyinshallah:

          Wuzizname +1m +18 / -0
          That's why I'm embracing it so much!
          :marseylove:

            Saint_Nicholas +2m +14 / -0
            {IMG}

              Wuzizname +1m +10 / -0
              LMAO
              :marseyxd:

                Saint_Nicholas +3m +8 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Wuzizname +1m +4 / -0
                  Ooooh that's a good one!
                  :marseyxd:

          Sasanka_of_Gauda +5h +6 / -0
          Don't you have a country to secede from?
          :marseydisagree:

            Saint_Nicholas +

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2023-07-06T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for burgercels.
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/05/wendys-changes-its-website-removes-vegan-options
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1m +8 / -0
> The Guardian
{GIF}

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +5 / -0
  Only chuds don't like the Guardian, chud.

    Cao_Cao +2m +5 / -0
    I don't like anyone who calls themselves a Guardian. It's like being a member of the Church of England.

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +4 / -0
      Just read the article, it's a 60 word article.

        Cao_Cao +5m +4 / -0
        I'm not reading anything by the Guardian. Their journalists are all unironically fat.

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +3 / -0
          It's a burger journo.

            Cao_Cao +2m +3 / -0
            I'm not reading anything by a burger journo. They're all unironically fat.

              KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +3 / -0
              It's a burger journo who works for the Guardian.

                Cao_Cao +3m +3 / -0
                :marseyxdoubt:

                  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +2 / -0
                  https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/jul/05/wendys-changes-its-website-removes-vegan-options?CMP=twt_gu&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=technology

                    Cao_Cao +31m +2 / -0
                    I'm not reading anything by a burger journo who works for the Guardian. They're all unironically fat.

                      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +12m +1 / -0
                      :marseyxdoubt:

                        Cao_Cao +1

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-06-14T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: rDrama's official stance on the Israel-Palestine conflict
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +1 / -0
@Snappy pls.

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +1 / -0
  @Snappy can you do this pls?

    KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +1 / -0
    @Snappy pls do this.

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +1 / -0
      @Snappy pls.

        KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +27s +1 / -0
        @Snappy pls.

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +15s +1 / -0
          @Snappy pls do it.

            KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +35s +1 / -0
            @Snappy pls do this.

              KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +29s +1 / -0
              @Snappy pls do this pls.

                KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +21s +1 / -0
                @Snappy pls pls do it.

                  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +28s +1 / -0
                  @Snappy pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2023-07-09T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: TIL my head is actually bigger than my body and that's why I can't find a shirt that fits.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Hopalong_McGurk +19m +11 / -0
>235 pounds
>5'10"
you're a fatass

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +10 / -0
  :marseyindignant: I'm not that heavy.

    Hopalong_McGurk +1m +13 / -0
    :#surejan:

    iStillMissEd +1h +5 / -0
    > I'm not that heavy.
    You're a lanky faggot

    C333 +6h +4 / -0
    >not that heavy
    >235 lbs
    :#marseysurejan:

johnnypoop +2m +7 / -0
5'10 lmfao

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +9 / -0
  I'm 6'1 and my head is still too big.

    johnnypoop +1m +5 / -0
    That's still 5'10

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +30s +6 / -0
      No it's 6'1.

        johnnypoop +59s +6 / -0
        :#marseysurejan:

    iStillMissEd +2h +3 / -0
    > my head is still too big.
    Are you sure ur not a foid?

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +11h +2 / -0
      Why would I be a foid?

        iStillMissEd +1h +1 / -0
        > I'm 6'1 and my head is still too big.
        :#marseyfoidretard:

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +10h +2 / -0
          You're a foid? :marseynotes:

            iStillMissEd +1h +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2023-08-07T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What is the most dramatic subreddit?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I thought it was /r/soccer but I'm not sure now that I think about it.
COMMENTS:
BimothyX1 +2m +21 / -1
r/conspiracy

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +10 / -0
  That's a tough one.

    NO +13m +9 / -0
    The best are the ones that arent even close to the top 10. Like r/diabla

  NO +13m +6 / -0
  r/conspiracy is more of a cult than a subreddit.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
  Wrong

  FrozenChosin +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

HugeThompson +4m +19 / -0
r/mtf for sure

  BigBussyHunter +1m +12 / -0
  lol yeah, I was going to say the same thing. If they don't like that one, try r/actuallesbians
  :marseyautismchonker:

  sKONGhunt42 +1h +6 / -0
  r/actuallesbians is even better but I'm not sure if it's technically "drama" in the same way r/mtf is

    HugeThompson +4m +6 / -0
    It's a good point. r/mtf is more drama in the sense that it's mostly just people fighting, while r/actuallesbians is more drama in the sense that it's an interesting shitshow.

      sKONGhunt42 +15m +2 / -0
      I like both for different reasons but I'll give you this one

NO +20m +14 / -0
r/askgaybros

  sKONGhunt42 +1h +4 / -0
  I had to go back to reddit for the first time in a while to look at a thread there and the front page was filled with 40+ comment threads about

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-07-27T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a little teapot
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Short and stout,
Here is my handle,
Here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up,
Hear me shout:
"Tip me over,
Tip me over,
Tip me over and pour me out!"
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1m +5 / -0
Here is my butt
Here is my taint
Here is my ballsack
Here is my wank

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +44s +2 / -0
  :marseysick:

    Cao_Cao +2m +3 / -0
    Here is my rectum
    Here is my shitter
    Here is my butthole
    Here is my bong
    When I get all pooped up
    Hear me shout:
    "Tip me over
    Tip me over
    Tip me over and shit me out!"

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +2 / -0
      :marseysick::marseysick::marseysick:

        Cao_Cao +3m +2 / -0
        Here is my dong
        Here is my bussy
        Here is my anal glands
        Here is my prostate
        When I get all horny
        Hear me shout:
        "Tip me over
        Tip me over
        Tip me over and fuck me out!"

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +2 / -0
          :marseysick::marseysick::marseysick::marseysick:

            Cao_Cao +1m +2 / -0
            Here is my dick
            Here is my balls
            Here is my face
            Here is my cum
            When I get all horny
            Hear me shout:
            "Tip me over
            Tip me over
            Tip me over and fuck me out!"

              KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4m +2 / -0
              :marseysick::marseysick::marseysick::marseysick::marseysick:

                Cao_Cao +6m +2 / -

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-01-01T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I hate this site and I want to get out.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have been here since the beginning and I've had enough. I've had enough of the shitposting, the powerusers, the jannies, the janny cabal. I have had enough of the attention seeking. I have had enough of the constant bickering between the users. I have had enough of the incessant circlejerking and seething. I have had enough of the mods and the users who think they are gods and that they have the right to decide who can and cannot post here. I have had enough of the users who think they are better than everyone else and that they have the right to decide what is and is not allowed here. I have had enough of the users who think they are the arbiters of what is and is not acceptable here. I have had enough of the users who think they are the arbiters of what is and is not acceptable here. I have had enough of the users who think they are the arbiters of what is and is not acceptable here. I have had enough of the users who think they are the arbiters of what is and is not acceptable here. I have had enough of the users who think they are the arbiters of what is and is not acceptable here. I have had enough of the users who think they are the arbiters of what is and is not acceptable here. I have had enough of the users who think they are the arbiters of what is and is not acceptable here.
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +2m +10 / -1
I’m sorry you’re unhappy here. I’m not going to lie, this place has been a complete disaster for my mental health. I’ve had to take a leave of absence from my job to deal with the fallout. I’ve had to deal with the fallout of my own actions and the fallout of my own decisions. I’ve had to deal with the fallout of my own actions and the fallout of my own decisions. I’ve had to deal with the fallout of my own actions and the fallout of my own decisions. I’ve had to deal with the fallout of my own actions and the fallout of my own decisions. I’ve had to deal with the fallout of my own actions and

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2021-12-05T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am the first person to have ever been banned from r/politics
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +58 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
My profile was too rightoid, I guess. :marseycry:
COMMENTS:
Maximus +2m +35 / -0
:marseysneed:

  jesus +2h +4 / -0
  # sneed

Wuzizname +4m +30 / -0
> My profile was too rightoid, I guess
Did you post a pic of your gun collection or something?

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +10m +35 / -0
  No I just posted a lot of stuff about how I love Israel and how the Palestinian struggle is a settler-colonialist movement and how I don't support BLM.

    Wuzizname +11m +13 / -0
    :marseysalutearmy: :marseysalutenavy: :marseysalutecop:
    Based and true.

    Elise_Culpepper +1h +7 / -0
    :#chad:

    tacotrain +4h +1 / -0
    :marseyking:

X +1m +24 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

following_you +25m +11 / -0
I'm still in shock that I've never been banned from reddit.

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +15 / -0
  I've never been banned from reddit either. :marseyshrug:

  jesus +2h +5 / -0
  >still in shock

    following_you +20m +4 / -0
    I'm just saying, I've never been banned from Reddit and I'm not even sure why.

      jesus +1m +6 / -0
      >I'm just saying
      :#marseysneed:

      Stranger +1h +4 / -0
      You haven't posted anything noteworthy.

        following_you +25m +4 / -0
        I'm a big fan of the Bardfinn posts

          Stranger +57m +4

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-01-12T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm so fucking smart. :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +61 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +1m +20 / -0
I love you ❤️

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +20 / -0
  I'm gonna kill myself. I'm sorry I'm just so fucking stupid.

    Penny +1m +15 / -0
    :marseycheerup:

    Wizdumb1776 +3m +10 / -0
    {IMG}

    UraniumDonGER +11m +8 / -0
    I'm gonna strangle you with my hands
    :marseyblowkiss:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +8 / -0
      :marseyloveyou:

  UraniumDonGER +2m +11 / -0
  :marseyexcited: :marseylove:
  {IMG}

    UraniumDonGER +1m +13 / -0
    @FrozenChosen @MarseyIsMyWaifu
    I want to have your babies
    :marseylove:

      Wizdumb1776 +3m +8 / -0
      {IMG}

        UraniumDonGER +1m +8 / -0
        :marseymerchant: :marseycoin: :!marseymerchant:
        :marseymerchantelf: :marseycoin: :!marseymerchantelf:
        :!marseycoin: :!marseymerchantelf: :marseymerchantelf:

  Wizdumb1776 +4m +10 / -0
  {IMG}

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +9 / -0
  I love you so much. I'm sorry. I'm just so fucking stupid.

    FrozenChosen +26s +9 / -0
    That’s okay 🥰

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +9

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-12-24T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If you believe this, you are a hypocrite.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +5m +5 / -0
@KissingerFanBoyCarp this is my alt btw, I'm not banned, I'm just an altright neocon who likes Kissinger and wants to post here.

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +3 / -0
  @carpathianflorist

    KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +31s +3 / -0
    @Aevann

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +25s +3 / -0
      @carpathianflorist

        KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +19s +3 / -0
        @Aevann

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +31s +3 / -0
          @carpathianflorist

            KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +14s +3 / -0
            @Aevann

              KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +37s +3 / -0
              @carpathianflorist

                KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +24s +3 / -0
                @Aevann

                  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +55s +3 / -0
                  @carpathianflorist

                    KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +15s +3 / -0
                    @Aevann

                      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +32s +3 / -0
                      @carpathianflorist

                        KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +13s +3 / -0
                        @Aevann

                          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +3 / -0
                          @carpathianflorist

                            KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +24s +3 / -0
                            @Aevann

Elias_Acorn +1h +3 / -0
> This post was made by someone who is not banned
:#marseyxd:

  Kissinger

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2021-08-24T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 25000 dramacoin bounty: Kissinger Fanboy no Carp
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have 25000 dramacoins to spend and am offering it to whoever can make a new account, make a post and comment to make me seem like a dramatard and then get it to go viral. Whoever gets it to go viral will get 25000 dramacoins. The account must be my name, KissingerFanBoyNoCarp, with the username carp234234234 (no underscores) and the password kissingerfanboy. I will give you an extra 25000 dramacoins if you are able to make it to the front page. I will make the post on my main account and you can make the comment. The only thing you have to do is get it to go viral. You will have to post the link to the comment and the username of the account that got it to go viral.
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +1m +10 / -0
Why is it called dramacoin?

  Wizdumb1776 +1m +8 / -0
  It's not called dramacoin
  {GIF}

    FrozenChosen +1m +7 / -0
    Why is it called Reddit?

      Wizdumb1776 +3m +8 / -0
      {GIF}

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +5 / -0
  It is called dramacoin.

    Wizdumb1776 +1m +6 / -0
    {GIF}

      Wizdumb1776 +39s +5 / -0
      {GIF}

        Wizdumb1776 +1m +4 / -0
        {GIF}

          Wizdumb1776 +57s +4 / -0
          {GIF}

            Wizdumb1776 +1m +3 / -0
            {GIF}

              Wizdumb1776 +1m +3 / -0
              {

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-12-11T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The One With The Lady Who Cries
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Jimbo_B_Beterson +10m +4 / -0
This is the song that made me think the word "meme" was funny

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +4 / -0
  I like how it's just a single meme but everyone thinks it's a real life thing.

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +3 / -0
    It's a good memey

antiracist_tulpa +22m +3 / -0
:#marseyjamming:

garlicdoors +2m +3 / -0
:#marseyxd:
{IMG}

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4m +3 / -0
  :marseyraging:y

  antiracist_tulpa +22m +3 / -0
  :#marseyjanny:y

HokubsWorkshoper +2h +2 / -0
:#marseyjam:y

HOTEP +13m +2 / -0
:marseyjam:coctty

Marsey +4h +2 / -0
I love this song so much
I think it's my favorite meme song
A lot of people think the most offensive part is the crying lady but I think the most offensive part is the part where he says "It's only a meme, it's just a joke, I never meant to hurt you, I just wanted to see you cry"
Cuz that's a lie, he 100% wanted to see her cry

HailVictory1776 +7h +1 / -0
I don’t get ity

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4h +1 / -0
  I'm not sure either.yy

    KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4s +1 / -0
    I am sure. :marseyjam:

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4s +1 / -0
      I'm not sure

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-01-08T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is there a way to disable the Christmas theme?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseychristmaself2:
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +3m +3 / -0
:marseydisagree:

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyrage: :marseybegging:

    ChungusEnjoyer +1m +2 / -0
    :marseysmug3: you asked for it

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +2 / -0
      :marseydoomer:

        ChungusEnjoyer +1m +3 / -0
        :marseycapypat:

Sneed +1h +1 / -0
:marseysneed:

TheOverSeether +1h +1 / -0
:#marseyagree:

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +1 / -0
  :marseydead:

    TheOverSeether +1m +1 / -0
    :marseyexcited: :marseycope: :marseylaugh:

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyrope: :marseydead: :marseylaugh: :marseydead: :marseylaugh: :marseydead: :marseylaugh: :marseydead: :marseylaugh:

        TheOverSeether +11m +1 / -0
        :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2023-02-11T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyking: of the chuds has his hole deleted. :marseyitsover:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +62 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The hole that he has been obsessing over for the last 24 hours was deleted.
{IMG}
I think he's seething in the hole discord, will edit if I hear anything more juicy.
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +3m +26 / -0
This is the end of the chud era

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +26 / -0
  It's all over for chudcels. :marseyitsover:

  X +11m +19 / -0
  :#marseyitsoverwerebackchingchon:

  ChristoffWChanderson +1h +7 / -0
  This is the beginning of the trans era

    loli_esports +1m +5 / -0
    :marseytransplushie2:

  JohnDevereaux +5h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

Pog +30m +24 / -0
Holes are so gay
:#marseykingkrazy: krazy opinion

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +13 / -0
  But they're so useful. :marseydepressed:

    Pog +1m +8 / -0
    :#marseyshrug: you can still find what you want without them

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +12 / -0
      But then I have to scroll through the front page to find my niche schizoposts. :marseydisagree:

        Pog +4m +10 / -0
        :#marseyitsoverwereback: front page scrolling

  SpookyFartMan69 +1h +4 / -0
  I used to really like holes when they were just used to filter content.
  Now it's like a gay dating site

returd +35m +11 / -0
Gotta say this is a very dramatic way of dealing with holes

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2023-07-08T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am once again asking for dramacoins to make h/Israel.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a promising idea for a hole and I'm not poor like you. But I'm not a millionaire like you, so I need your help.
COMMENTS:
Cash +47m +10 / -0
No

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +3 / -0
  :marseyitsover:

userturkey13 +1h +4 / -0
:#marseymerchant:

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +26m +3 / -0
  :#marseyill:

    userturkey13 +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseygiveup:

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseycheerup:

KingBaldwinsFace +43m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

  C333 +9h +2 / -0
  {GIF}

Cash +4h +2 / -0
I have a friend who is a jew. I asked him about the situation with Israel. He said he was just glad it's not happening to his family.
He says, "I can't even imagine what that must be like."
He says, "I can't even imagine what that must be like."
He says, "I can't even imagine what that must be like."
I asked him how his family was doing. He said, "They're doing fine. They're not doing too bad. They're doing pretty well. They're not doing too bad."
He says, "They're doing pretty well."
He says, "They're doing pretty well."
He says, "They're doing pretty well."
I asked him if he had any idea how long this conflict would last. He said, "I don't know. I don't know. I don't know."
He says, "I don't know."
He says, "I don't know."
He says,

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-10-23T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Aevann's face
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +37 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseycapychad3:
COMMENTS:
KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +28s +9 / -0
  {IMG}

    KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +56s +10 / -0
    {IMG}

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +59s +8 / -0
      {IMG}

        KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +32s +8 / -0
        {IMG}

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +50s +8 / -0
          {IMG}

            KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +54s +9 / -0
            {IMG}

              KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +8 / -0
              {IMG}

                KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +10 / -0
                {IMG}

                  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +10 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +10 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +58s +9 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +5m +9 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +9 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +9 / -0
                            {IMG}

                            box +1h +3 / -0
                            :marseylaughpoundfist::marseylaughpoundfist::marseylaughpoundfist:

  box +1h +2 / -0
  3D printed capybara

LizWarren2028 +50m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  box +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyamogus:

DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +3 / -0
{IMG}

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2021-10-17T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: @KissingerFanBoyNoCarp has been doing some investigation and has uncovered a deep state conspiracy in this thread: https://rdrama.net/post/18873/in-the-uk-marseybong-a-man/461042/?context=10#context
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
First of all, the post is obviously bait. But why is a rightoid with a 2-day old account trying to bait a leftoid on a rightoid website?
It's because it's a mossad op. They are trying to make the leftoids look bad by acting like rightoids. And who is the account that bites on the bait? @wootfatigue who is supposed to be a rightoid.
This is a clear example of the deep state trying to turn the country into a leftoid dictatorship. Stay safe.
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +14 / -0
I can’t believe you got baited by @wootfatigue :marseylaugh:

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +8 / -0
  :marseycry:

  WootFatigue +1h +4 / -0
  I don’t know what this is but I’m glad it’s making people angry.

  Urboros +2h +2 / -0
  I think he's saying it's a Mossad operation to make people angry.
  :marseymerchant:

garlicdoors +2m +9 / -0
The deep state is a leftoid conspiracy

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +4 / -0
  Source?

    garlicdoors +3m +9 / -0
    :marseyglow:

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +5m +5 / -0
      :marseyglow2:

        garlicdoors +4m +4 / -0
        :marseyglow:

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +5m +4 / -0
          :marseyglowaward:

            garlicdoors +2m +3 / -0
            :marseyglow:

              KissingerFanBoyNoCarp

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2023-02-13T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I found the link to the furry porn compilation on the furry's Twitter. @Borpa discuss
URL: https://furry.cafe/h/furry/post/148472/marseyfurry2-2023-compilation/3674850#context
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@borpa
COMMENTS:
Losercel +12m +1 / -0
I don't get it

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +1 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/post/146549/marseyfurry2-marseycatgirl4-marseyfurry2-marseycatgirl4-marseyfurry2/3575940#contextlinklink

    Losercel +3h +1 / -0
    Nice link but what does this have to do with the Borpa ping you are a weirdo

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +1 / -0
      Borpa is the guy that's into the furry porn.

        Losercel +1h +2 / -0
        :marseynotes:link

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +1 / -0
          :marseyconfused:

            Losercel +4m +2 / -0
            :marseyconfused::marseyconfused::marseyconfused::marseyconfused::marseyconfused::marseyconfused:link

              KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +1 / -0
              :marseyconfused::marseyconfused::marseyconfused::marseyconfused::marseyconfused::marseyconfused::marseyconfused:

                Losercel +13m +2 / -0
                :marseyconfused::marseyconfused::marseyconfused::marseyconfused::marseyconfused::marseyconfused::marseyconfused::marseyconfused::marseyconfused:

                  KissingerFanBoyNo

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2023-02-15T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is a complete list of the mods I've banned from 2023 so far. Please add to the list.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@Absinthe
@AbsinthesOffshoreAccount
@jollyjihad
@transgender_spez
@fartbinn
@HeyMoon
@Chiobu
@joebiden
@transgirltradwife
@frozenchosen
@bardfinn
@carpathianflorist
@grizzly
@pizzashill
@mrpenny
@klenvastergan
@snus
@pennykong
@snallygaster
@911roofer
@MasterLawlz
@drtransmisia
@r-slur
@transgirltradwife
@transgender_spez
@useragent13
@kissingerfanboynocarp
@absinthe
@jew
@jew2
@jew3
@jew4
@jew5
@jew6
@jew7
@jew8
@jew9
@jew10
@jew11
@jew12
@jew13
@jew14
@jew15
@jew16
@jew17
@jew18
@jew19
@jew20
@jew21
@jew22
@jew23
@jew24
@jew25
@jew26
@jew27
@jew28
@jew29
@jew30
@jew31
@jew32
@jew33
@jew34
@jew35
@jew36
@jew37
@jew38
@jew39
@jew40
@jew41
@jew42
@jew43
@jew44
@jew45
@jew46
@jew47
@j

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-02-17T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Leafcucks seethe over free speech
URL: {REDDIT: r/canada ontario_school_district_cancels_antiisrael}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +11m +25 / -0
>They're afraid of free speech?
>They're afraid of freedom of thought
>They're afraid of letting people think for themselves.
>They're afraid of being challenged.
>They're afraid of being wrong.
>They're afraid of being called out.
>They're afraid of being called liars.
>They're afraid of being called hypocrites.
>They're afraid of being called bigots.
>They're afraid of being called racists.
>They're afraid of being called sexists.
>They're afraid of being called transphobes.
>They're afraid of being called homophobes.
>They're afraid of being called ageist.
>They're afraid of being called ableist.
>They're afraid of being called classist.
>They're afraid of being called imperialists.
>They're afraid of being called fascists.
>They're afraid of being called communists.
>They're afraid of being called capitalists.
>They're afraid of being called anarchists.
>They're afraid of being called monarchists.
>They're afraid of being called republicans.
>They're afraid of being called socialists.
>They're afraid of being called conservatives.
>They're afraid of being called liberals.
>They're afraid of being called neoconservatives.
>They're afraid of being called neoliberals.
>They're afraid of being called antifascists.
>They're afraid of being called antiracists.
>They're afraid of being called antisexist.
>They're afraid of being called antitotalitarian.
>They're afraid of being called antitheist.
>They're afraid of being called antifat.
>They're afraid of being called antismoker.
>They're afraid of being called antialcohol.
>They're afraid of being called antinarcotics.
>They're afraid of being called antipsychiatrist.
>They're afraid of being called antipsychiatrist.
>They're afraid of being called antipsych

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-04-02T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My favorite mod right now
URL: https://imgur.com/a/KoGZyNU
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +2 / -0
I'm really disappointed with the lack of upvotes on this thread.

  birdenthusiast +2h +2 / -0
  Upvoted king :marseyking:

    KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +2 / -0
    :marseylove:

      birdenthusiast +1m +2 / -0
      :platyblush:

WootFatigue +1h +1 / -0
Aww man.

birdenthusiast +3h +1 / -0
:marseylove: cute cat

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +2 / -0
  :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marsey

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2023-04-23T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How is it that I can see the ghost thread but not the posts?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I can see the ghost thread but I can't see any of the posts in it. :marseyraging:
COMMENTS:
ACA +1m +6 / -0
You need the Ghost Award, which is only available for 1000 coins

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +6 / -0
  I have 13k coins.

    ACA +3m +7 / -0
    I don't think it's possible to purchase the award for yourself. You can give it to someone else though, which is why I gave it to @snappy

    Downie +1h +1 / -0
    You can only give it to someone else

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +51m +2 / -0
      :marseysad:

KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2h +1 / -0
@aevann how is it that I can see the ghost thread but not the posts?

  Aevann +1h +1 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/post/165059/h-how-can-i-see-the: marseyghost: thread-but-not-the-posts: marseyghost:: marseyghost: :marseyghost:: marseyghost: :marseyghost: #marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marsey

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2023-03-25T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Aevann has a new alt.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +46 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://rdrama.net/post/158133/what-the-heck-is-this
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +18 / -0
Carp? :#marseyshook:

  peepeehands +1m +16 / -0
  carp alt confirmed

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +53s +12 / -0
  :marseysus:

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +10 / -0
    :#marseyveryworried:

  X +1h +6 / -0
  :#carpsockpuppet2:

SpookyFartMan69 +2m +12 / -0
@Aevann is @Aevann2

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +29s +10 / -0
  :marseysus:

    SpookyFartMan69 +3m +8 / -0
    :marseyveryworried:

  Aevann +3h +5 / -0
  :marseysus:

    SpookyFartMan69 +6h +3 / -0
    :marseyveryworried:

whyareyou +3m +9 / -0
idk seems like a pretty low-effort alt to me. not up to @carpathianflorist standards

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +12 / -0
  The alt is Aevann, I just discovered it. :marseysus:

    whyareyou +3m +10 / -0
    @aevann please tell me youre not a carp alt

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +11 / -0
      :marseysus:

        whyareyou +1h +5 / -0
        :#marseyveryworried:

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +7 / -0
          :marseysus:

            whyareyou +5m +5 /

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-04-08T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm on my way to the admins.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'll be back soon.
COMMENTS:
retard +5m +17 / -0
I hope you're taking this seriously

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +16 / -0
  I'm not taking anything seriously, I'm just making an announcement.

    retard +1m +8 / -0
    Oh, okay

  Urboros +3m +13 / -0
  What does he mean? Maybe he's going to the admins to shit on them, like a real man. Or maybe he's going to cry to them, like a bitch. I'm so confused.
  :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused:

    KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +12 / -0
    I have never shit on the admins, I've always been a good boy. And I'm not a bitch, I'm just a polite boy.

  UraniumDonGER +2h +6 / -0
  :#marseybegging:

Deforested +4m +15 / -0
The admins are asleep right now, go back to bed

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4m +12 / -0
  I'm not going back to bed. I'll be back soon.

    Deforested +50s +12 / -0
    I'll wait with you.

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +49s +11 / -0
      Thank you.

WootFatigue +10m +10 / -0
I hope you’re not going to report me for my words of encouragement to the trans community.

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +9 / -0
  I don't think you're reportable.

    WootFatigue +39m +6 / -0
    Thank you. I’m a little nervous.

The_Homocracy +1h +7 / -0
Please ban the new guy, I don't like him

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +8

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-11-09T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a really bad head cold and I'm starting to get really worried.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
My mom said she thought I had COVID but I got a rapid test and it was negative. Should I be worried? It's been a week, this isn't normal. I've had a cold before but it was a week at most. I've been eating soup and resting and taking medicine and it's still bad. I can't focus on anything, I'm so exhausted.
COMMENTS:
X +3m +10 / -0
:#marseymaid4:

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +6 / -0
  The only upside to this is I don't have to go to school.

    X +4m +8 / -0
    > I don't have to go to school
    :#marseyagreefast:
    {IMG}

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +3 / -0
      I'm not a leaf, I just don't have to go to school.

        X +5m +3 / -0
        :#marseyeggirl:

    SmallNips +4m +3 / -0
    Did you get it from school?

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +4 / -0
      No, I've been super careful not to catch it but I did get this bad of a cold before I was vaxxed.

        SmallNips +2m +3 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +2 / -0
  Why do you hate me?

    X +6m +2 / -0
    Why do you hate yourself?

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +2 / -0
      I do not hate myself. I have no reason to.

        X +4m +2 / -0
        :#marseyeggirl:

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +5m +2 / -0
          I'm a cisgendered male.

            X +2m +2 / -0
            :#marseyeggirl:

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-10-11T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My new profile anthem.
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Jimbo_B_Beterson +36m +1 / -0
Im listening to it now

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +13m +2 / -0
  :marseylove:

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +58m +1 / -0
    I dont get it

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +2 / -0
      :marseysulk:

        Jimbo_B_Beterson +4m +1 / -0
        I dont get it

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +2 / -0
          :marseyrain:

            Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +1 / -0
            I dont get it

              KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +2 / -0
              :marseysad:

                Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +1 / -0
                I dont get it

                  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +2 / -0
                  :marseydeadinside:

                    Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +1 / -0
                    I dont get it

                      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +2 / -0
                      :marseydead:

                        Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +1 / -0
                        I dont get it

                          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +2 / -0
                          :marseydeadinside2:

                            Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +1 / -0
                            I dont get it

HarryTrumanDorisDay +2h +1 / -0
That's a pretty song

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +15m +1 / -0
  :marseylove:

    HarryTrumanDorisDay +3m +1 / -0
    :marseylove:

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +1 / -0
      :marseylove:

        HarryTrumanDoris

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-12-21T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm going to be sick.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
My mom took me to the zoo and I saw a zebra and it was so sickly and grey and it had a hump and it was so sad and I was so sad and I got a fever and now I'm going to be sick and I'm going to be sick.
COMMENTS:
Penny +1h +4 / -0
r u ok bb? :(

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +23m +3 / -0
  Yes, I am just scared. I saw a zebra and it was sad and I was sick.

    Penny +1m +3 / -0
    oh ok bb i thought u was malding but im happy u ok 🙏🏾🙏🏾

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +3 / -0
      Thank you, I was just scared.

        Penny +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:
        just drink lotsa fluids n rest bb 🙏🏾🙏🏾

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +5m +3 / -0
          Ok. :marseysad:

KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +2 / -0
Thank you, I feel better now.

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4s +2 / -0
  Thank you, I feel better now.

    KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +5s +2 / -0
    Thank you, I feel better now.

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +5s +2 / -0
      Thank you, I feel better now.

        KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4s +2 / -0
        Thank you, I feel better now.

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4s +2 / -0
          Thank you, I feel better now.

            KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4s +2 / -0
            Thank you, I feel better now.

              KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4s +2 / -0
              Thank you, I feel better now.

                KissingerFanBoyNo

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-10-03T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: More than 100,000 people have been displaced by Hurricane Ian in Florida
URL: https://www.yahoo.com/news/more-100000-people-displaced-hurricane-025729547.html
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +2m +11 / -0
> Hurricane Ian
:#marseyxd:
I had no idea they name hurricanes after white people

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +7 / -0
  The "I" in Ian stands for "I am a white person".

    garlicdoors +2m +3 / -0
    I am a white person.
    {IMG}

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +5 / -0
      So you're Ian, then.

        garlicdoors +3m +4 / -0
        Ian is a white person.
        {IMG}

  peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
  the "I" in Ian stands for Ian

    garlicdoors +4m +6 / -0
    Ian is a white person.
    {IMG}

      Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +3 / -0
      Ian is a white person.
      {IMG}

ManBearFridge +3m +6 / -0
I don't think I've ever seen a hurricane this bad

  garlicdoors +3m +6 / -0
  Hurricane Ian is a white person.
  {IMG}

    ManBearFridge +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseypearlclutch:

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +4 / -0
  I am a white person.
  {IMG}

  SPT-CLJ2344-4243 +2h +1 / -0
  The last one was a doozy, too, remember that one?

    ManBearFridge +27m +1 / -0
    I don't live in Florida so I have no idea.

      SPT-CLJ2344-4243 +6m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2023-03-08T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am now a transbian :marseytrans2::marseytransflag2:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have no idea why but I woke up today and I'm now a transbian. I'm so happy I can finally be myself.
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +6m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +1 / -0
  Yes, I'll start posting in h/femboy.

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +1 / -0
  Yes, I'll start posting in h/femboy.

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +1 / -0
  Yes, I'll start posting in h/femboy.

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +1 / -0
  Yes, I'll start posting in h/femboy.

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +1 / -0
  Yes, I'll start posting in h/femboy.

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +1 / -0
  Yes, I'll start posting in h/femboy.

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +1 / -0
  Yes, I'll start posting in h/femboy.

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +1 / -0
  Yes, I'll start posting in h/femboy.

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +1 / -0
  Yes, I'll start posting in h/femboy.

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +1 / -0
  Yes, I'll start posting in h/femboy.

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +1 / -0
  Yes, I'll start posting in h/femboy.

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +1 / -0
  Yes, I'll start posting in h/femboy.

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +1 / -0
  Yes, I'll start posting in h/femboy.

  KissingerFan

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-02-19T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: He's back!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +8 / -0
@carpathianflorist is this the least obvious pizzashill alt you've seen?

  carpathianflorist +3m +7 / -0
  I don’t follow his account, I only ever interacted with him twice ever, on the original site and once here. I have no idea what he’s been up to since then. But if it’s him, he’s been posting on the sub for a few weeks now and seems to have been avoiding posting here.

    KinoBushido +4m +7 / -0
    He's been posting on r/chiraqology for a while now. He's really making a name for himself

      carpathianflorist +46s +7 / -0
      :marseyxd:

      TariqNasheed +4m +4 / -0
      Wait he’s actually pizza? I thought he was just an average chiraqology poster. That makes sense since they’re both on the west side.

        KinoBushido +3m +5 / -0
        Nah he's 100% pizza. He's been posting about the west side and on our sister sub /r/foodstamps

          TariqNasheed +2m +3 / -0
          I know the west side is big for that but I assumed it was more of a South side thing. I know there’s a lot of people on the west side that are trying to make it out but I’m sure there’s a decent amount of people that live there and are 100% with that lifestyle.

    KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +5 / -0
    >seems to have been avoiding posting here.
    He's posted like 3 times in the last two weeks, and he's been posting on chiraqology and r/foodstamps and other related subs for a while.

      carpathianflorist +3m +4 / -0
      That’s not him though? I’m sure

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-03-04T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just discovered r/Drama has no anti-hate measures.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
We need a way to protect our users from the disgusting chuds and their bigotry.
COMMENTS:
WeihnachtenSalvador +2h +2 / -0
I think we should put a sign that says this is a safe space for LGBT and then the most hardcore fags will start crying that it’s not safe space for them and that they are being discriminated and etc.
This will create more drama and more of a buzz

what +3h +1 / -0
The solution is to ban all users who disagree with you.

arsey +10h +1 / -0
There is a way to protect yourself from the chuds. Just block them.

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +1 / -0
  No, I want to protect them.....ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-05-05T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 9000 upvotes on r/politics for a 4 hour old post of a single comment, 20k+ upvotes on r/antiwork for a 2 hour old post of a single comment, 30k upvotes on r/antiwork for a 2 hour old post of a single comment. :marseythonk:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lv999_Lich_King +9m +11 / -0
I think the comments on r/antiwork are mostly just bots

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +11m +6 / -0
  Yeah, it's even worse than that. They're all bots from the same account.

    LowAPM +6h +3 / -0
    well, they are all bots, but they are from the same account.

comics_for_trans_rights +4h +3 / -0
{IMG}

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    comics_for_trans_rights +2h +1 / -0
    {IMG}

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +1 / -0
      {IMG}w

        comics_for_trans_rights +1h +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3h +1 / -0
          {IMG}

            comics_for_trans_rights +2h +2 / -0
            {IMG}orgt

              KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +1 / -0
              {IMG}

                comics_for_trans_rights +1h +2 / -0
                {IMG}oght

                  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +5m +1 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    comics_for_trans_rights +1h +2 / -0
                    {IMG}oght

                      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4m +1 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        comics_for_trans_rights +1h +2 / -0
                        {IMG}oght

                          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +1 /

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2023-06-08T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The best episode of television ever made
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +25 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!zoomers
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +12 / -0
@lain this is the 2nd time I've seen you post this in the last 48 hours

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +15 / -0
  >lain
  Zoomers should have been aborted.

    lain +50m +3 / -0
    I just like it :marseyindignant:

  lain +50m +4 / -0
  It’s the best episode of television ever made.

    carpathianflorist +1m +4 / -0
    it's the best episode of television ever made

      lain +42s +4 / -0
      :#marseyagree:

  9 +4h +2 / -0
  :#marseyconfused2:

garlicdoors +2m +7 / -0
Carp has to be a boomer. He has a boomer taste in music. I don't get it. Is this a zoomer thing?

  carpathianflorist +2m +10 / -0
  I’m not a fan of 90s nostalgia, it’s too close to my childhood and I remember it as being entirely lame, though I did like the 90s aesthetic as a kid. I do like 80s nostalgia though, and I like the 90s aesthetic. It’s very cool and I think it’s great. I’m not a fan of 80s nostalgia though, it’s too close to my childhood and I remember it as being entirely lame, though I did like the 80s aesthetic as a kid. I do like 70s nostalgia though, and I like the 80s aesthetic. It’s very cool and I think it’s great. I’m not a fan of 70s nostalgia though, it’s too close to my childhood and I remember it as being entirely lame, though I did like the 70s aesthetic as a kid. I do like 60s nostalgia though, and

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2024-05-20T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I hope you all had a great Mother's Day
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Jewdanksdad +1h +3 / -0
:#marseyropeyourself:

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +13m +1 / -0
  She's dead.

    Jewdanksdad +2m +2 / -0
    Good

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +1 / -0
      Yeah I'm sure she would be glad to hear that.

        Jewdanksdad +3m +2 / -0
        She probably wouldnt even know who you are

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +1 / -0
          Yeah, I'm sure she doesn't know who you are either.

            Jewdanksdad +34m +2 / -0
            I hope she never does

              KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +1 / -0
              I hope she knows you're a creep and doesn't like you.

                Jewdanksdad +1h +2 / -0
                I hope she knows you are a creep and doesn't like you

                  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +1 / -0
                  I'm not a creep.

                    Jewdanksdad +6h +2 / -0
                    She probably wouldn't even know who you are

                      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +10m +1 / -0
                      I know who you are.

                        Jewdanksdad +10h +2 / -0
                        :#marseyropeyourself:

                          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +20m +1 / -0
                          You sound really angry.

                            Jewdanksdad +1h +2 / -0
                            :#marseyropeyourself: :#marseyropeyourself2: :#marseykys2: :#marseyobamarope: :#marseyropewithme: :#marseykys: :#marseydoit: :#marseykys3: :#marseycyan

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2023-10-10T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I hate the current state of rdrama
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I hate the current state of rdrama.
:marseyraging:
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +3m +10 / -0
Me too :#marseygiveup:

KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +5m +8 / -0
It's so bad that I'm going to quit. I'm so sorry you all, I hope you'll understand why I had to do this. Goodbye.

  nun01 +2m +4 / -0
  # YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL POWERUSER

    KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +2 / -0
    :marseysulk:

  ShriekingGeek +11m +3 / -0
  :#marseywave2:

  C333 +15m +3 / -0
  :#marseycheerup:

  TrappyIsBae +47m +2 / -0
  :marseywave2:

sighup +3m +7 / -0
fuck you, go back to reddit

nun01 +6m +6 / -0
# KYS
:#marseygrass:

Salamander +16m +3 / -0
Sorry, I don’t speak Turkish

ThousandBestLives +14m +2 / -0
I'm going to quit too but not because of you

AnnoyinTheGoyim +19m +1 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:
I hope it gets worse.

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +1 / -0
  :marseyagree:

    AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +1 / -0
    :#marseyropeyourself:

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyagreefast:

        AnnoyinTheGoyim +4m +1 / -0
        :#marseyropeyourself2:

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-07-09T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New 'toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
Autismo +1m +1 / -0
:#marseyxd:

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyill:

    Autismo +1m +1 / -0
    :marseythinkorino:

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +2 / -0
      :marseypat:

        Autismo +1m +1 / -0
        :marseypat:

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyinabox:

            Autismo +1m +1 / -0
            :marseyinabox:

              KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +2 / -0
              :marseyexcited:

                Autismo +1m +1 / -0
                :marseyexcited:

                  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +2 / -0
                  :marseyangel:

                    Autismo +1m +1 / -0
                    :marseyangel:

                      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +2 / -0
                      :marseylove:

                        Autismo +3m +1 / -0
                        :marseylove:

                          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4m +2 / -0
                          :marseyblush:

                            Autismo +1m +1 / -0
                            :marseyblush:

CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1h +1 / -0
&&Hit&&
&&Miss&&

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4h +1 / -0
  :marseyill:

    CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +2h +1 / -0
    Why are you ill?

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4h +1 / -0
      :marseypat:

        CheedsCheedNCheed

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-10-19T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why do they hate us? :marseysad:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +31 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +5m +15 / -0
:#marseyjewoftheorientglow:

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4m +9 / -0
  :marseyill:

  FamilyGuyShill +1h +5 / -0
  {IMG}

Sasanka_of_Gauda +1h +10 / -0
:marseywave2:
{IMG}

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +5m +6 / -0
  :marseyill:

    Sasanka_of_Gauda +1m +5 / -0
    :marseywholesome:
    {IMG}

Mello_luvr +2h +3 / -0
Idk what's funnier, that the chinx think they're sneaky enough to be able to hide their adware, or that they think people would need to be told that it's adware before it gets installeded

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +2 / -0
  They're just that incompetent.ed

    Mello_luvr +1h +2 / -0
    :marseysalutechina:

Tevs +2h +2 / -0
chinese thought the west was so smart because of how good they are at advertising and marketing and other bullshit that makes no difference to the quality of a product
so they decided to advertise and market as hard as they could, like a shitload of adware and popups and shit

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +1 / -0
  They're just that incompetent.ed

    Tevs +3m +1 / -0
    yeah, the chinese are retarded

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +1 / -0
      That's what I said. :marseyeyeroll:ed

        Tevs +3m +1 / -0
        > that's what I said
        you said they're incompetent, I said the chinese are r-slurred, they are

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2023-07-24T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I wish I could post this to /h/braincels
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!incels
COMMENTS:
Downie +1m +13 / -0
Lmao, I think he was a member of the Church of Satan which is a sex cult

  IslamWasRightAboutWomen +38m +5 / -0
  She was an adult so it's not a cult

  Downie +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

X +2m +8 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases:

Elias_Acorn +16m +8 / -0
I think it’s funny how women who support the incel community are always the ones who get raped and murdered by them. Like I find it funny how the only time a woman will support men online is if they are really mean to her and she needs to cope with it by saying they are oppressed. It’s like how the only time a woman will support a man online is if he’s a pedo. Like a lot of people think the incel community is just a bunch of nerds who get bullied online but it’s actually a bunch of men who have been traumatized by being treated like shit by women and then get sexually assaulted by women and then blamed for it.

  Downie +1h +2 / -0
  Incel movements are always led by women, they're just the ones who want to hurt men the most and have the biggest hate boners for them. It's a very feminine form of hate, the idea that they can get back at men by creating a movement that will drive them into mass suicides and murders. They're like the female version of the incel movement, they just want to hurt men.

Grue +41m +4 / -0
Women are the incels of gender

jackie +58m +3 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases:
> {IMG}
> {IMG}

JohnDevereaux +4h +1 / -0
>braincels
{IMG}

TheDunceonMaster +1h +1 / -0
>incels
>not h/braincels
:#marseysm

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2023-03-13T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm not a real antisemite.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I just hate Israel.
COMMENTS:
boogiecat +1m +14 / -0
> i just hate israel
are you sure you're not antisemitic?

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +14 / -0
  I'm just an antisemite for Israel. :marseysaluteisrael:

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +11m +4 / -0
    I am an antisemite for palestine. :marseyflagpalestine:

    boogiecat +3m +3 / -0
    :#marseybased:

Dramamine +1h +3 / -0
Jewish people and Israel are 2 different things, though.
{IMG}

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +11m +3 / -0
  All Jews are Israeli.

    Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
    I only know one Jew who doesn't live in Israel.

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +2 / -0
      That's because he's a Jew who isn't Israeli.

        Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
        I don't understand

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4m +2 / -0
          He's a Jew who isn't Israeli.

            Dramamine +2m +2 / -0
            So he's a Jew in Israel? I don't get it.

              KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +2 / -0
              No, he's a Jew who lives in the US.

                Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
                I don't understand :marseyretard2:

                  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +1 / -0
                  He's a Jew who doesn't live in Israel.

                    Dramamine +4m +2 / -0
                    I thought you said he lived in Israel in the previous comment. I'm not autistic enough to understand your weird logic. :marseyshrug:

                      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +5

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2023-05-04T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The state of rdrama
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DickButtKiss +1h +3 / -0
This was made by a fatasslicker

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +4 / -0
  I'm sorry you're so fat you have to be offended by a picture of a fit person.

    DickButtKiss +1m +3 / -0
    I'm not offended by fat people I'm offended that you would insult me by saying I'm fat

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +4 / -0
      If you're offended by people being insulted then you should be offended by you being insulted.

        DickButtKiss +2m +3 / -0
        No I'm offended by you assuming I'm fat. If you think I'm fat you should be offended by that

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +3 / -0
          If you're offended by people being insulted then you should be offended by you being insulted.

            DickButtKiss +2m +3 / -0
            No I'm offended by you assuming I'm fat. If you think I'm fat you should be offended by that

              KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +3 / -0
              If you're offended by people being insulted then you should be offended by you being insulted.

                DickButtKiss +1m +2 / -0
                No I'm offended by you assuming I'm fat. If you think I'm fat you should be offended by that

                  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +57s +2 / -0
                  If you're offended by people being insulted then you should be offended by you being insulted.

                    DickButtKiss +1m +2 / -0
                    No I'm offended by you assuming I'm fat. If you think I'm fat you should be offended by that

                      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +2 / -0
                      If you're offended by people being insulted then you should be offended by you being insult

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-02-12T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey is an antisemite
URL: N/A
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +11 / -0
Marsey is a true patriot
{IMG}

Maximus +1m +10 / -0
:#marseymerchantelf:

HeyMoon +1h +8 / -0
:marseymerchant: :marseymini:

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +4 / -0
  :marseydisagree:

    HeyMoon +1h +3 / -0
    :marseyagree:

HOTEP +3m +6 / -0
:#marseydisagree:

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +9 / -0
  :marseyagree:

    HOTEP +55s +7 / -0
    :marseydisagree:

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +6 / -0
      :marseyagree:

        HOTEP +2m +6 / -0
        :marseydisagree:

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +5 / -0
          :marseyagree:

            HOTEP +1m +5 / -0
            :marseydisagree:

              KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +4 / -0
              :marseyagree:

                HOTEP +1m +4 / -0
                :marseydisagree:

                  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +4 / -0
                  :marseyagree:

                    HOTEP +1m +4 / -0
                    :marseydisagree:

                      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +4 / -0
                      :marseyagree:

                        HOTEP +1m +4 / -0
                        :marseydisagree:

                          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +4 / -0
                          :marseyagree:

                            HOTEP +1m +4 / -0
                            :marseydisagree:

              Thirtythirst4sissies +

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2023-04-13T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a confession to make...
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am not the real @KissingerFanBoyNoCarp. I am just a Jewish woman who is also a trans man. The real @KissingerFanBoyNoCarp is actually a Jewish woman who is also a trans man.
:#marseytransflag2:
COMMENTS:
Holly_Jolly_Kong +4m +4 / -0
:#marseyhomofascist:!!/@KissingerFanBoyNoCarp

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +2 / -0
  :marseywave2:

KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +29m +2 / -0
@carpathianflorist can you unban me? I swear I'm not the real KissingerFanBoyNoCarp. I'm just a Jewish woman who is also a trans man. The real KissingerFanBoyNoCarp is actually a Jewish woman who is also a trans man.!/@KissingerFanBoyNoCarp

  carpathianflorist +1m +2 / -0
  Sure but I want you to know that I do not believe you

    KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +3 / -0
    Thanks, I love you too.

      carpathianflorist +2m +2 / -0
      :#marseyandjesus:

        KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +2 / -0
        :marseylove::marseylove::marseylove:!/@KissingerFanBoyNoCarp

    KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +2 / -0
    Also @chiobu can you unban me? I swear I'm not the real KissingerFanBoyNoCarp. I'm just a Jewish woman who is also a trans man. The real KissingerFanBoyNoCarp is actually a Jewish woman who is also a trans man.

      X +1m +2 / -0
      Sure but I do not believe you

        KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +2 /

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2021-10-15T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The first Rittenhouse trial is back on!
URL: https://www.reduxx.org/post/rittenhouse-trial-continues-with-21-day-jury-selection-delay
VOTES: +4 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

GooooooldMember +11m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}.youtube.com/watch?v=01mS3B6VhCk

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +5m +1 / -0
  :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

    GooooooldMember +1m +1 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}youtu.be/01mS3B6VhCk

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:.youtube.com/watch?v=01mS3B6VhCk

        GooooooldMember +2m +1 / -0
        {YOUTUBE}youtu.be/01mS3B6VhCk

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +1 / -0
          :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:youtu.be/01mS3B6VhCk

            GooooooldMember +1m +1 / -0
            {YOUTUBE}youtu.be/01mS3B6VhCk

              KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +1 / -0
              :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:youtu.be/01mS3B6VhCk

                GooooooldMember +2m +1 / -0
                {YOUTUBE}youtu.be/01mS3B6VhCk

                  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +1 / -0
                  :marsey

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-09-24T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjamming:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
gerudo +1m +3 / -0
That's a lot of oompa loompass

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +2 / -0
  I like to call them Oompa Loompas but I'm too lazy to change the name.ss

    gerudo +2m +2 / -0
    I thought it was about the candy people. I didn't know they were just a bunch of niggas.s

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +5m +2 / -0
      They're both. Just a bunch of niggas making candy. In the movies they're blue and in the books they're yellow but they're all niggas. :marseyjam:

        gerudo +2m +2 / -0
        >yellow
        >niggers
        :marseyhmm:

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +2 / -0
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackface

            gerudo +1m +2 / -0
            >the practice of a person applying blackface makeup or a blackface mask to appear as a caricature of a Black person
            :marseyhmm::marseyhmm::marseyhmm:

              KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4m +2 / -0
              They're just like that. :marseyjam:

                gerudo +1m +2 / -0
                :marseythinkorino:

                  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +2 / -0
                  :marseyjam:

                    gerudo +2m +2 / -0
                    :marseyschizowall:s

                      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +2 / -0
                      :marseyjam:

                        gerudo +1m +2 / -0
                        :marseythinkorino:

                          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +45s +2 / -0
                          :marseyjam:

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AUTHOR: KissingerFanBoyNoCarp
DATE: 2022-05-23T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In light of the recent events, I feel it is my duty to inform you of the current state of the subreddit.
URL: https://archived.moe/pol/thread/380178256
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
For those who are unaware, the thread is about the capybara that was the mascot of the sub.
COMMENTS:
userturkey13 +1m +5 / -0
:#marseycapy:

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +3 / -0
  I would like to add that this is a new image I just found and thought it was pretty cute.
  {IMG}

    userturkey13 +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseycapy::#marseycapy::#marseycapy::#marseycapy::#marseycapy::#marseycapy:

Salamander +1h +2 / -0
They're still so cute! :marseycapylove:
I hope they're safeeded:!marseycapylove:

TheOverSeether +2h +1 / -0
> The capybara is a rodent native to South America. It is the largest living rodent in the world and the largest living caviomorph. It is a member of the Hydrochoerus genus, which is a monotypic genus of caviomorphs. The capybara's scientific name is Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris. It is a diurnal, social animal that lives in family groups and is found in many countries across South America, including Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Colombia, Ecuador, Guyana, Paraguay, Peru, Uruguay, and Venezuela. It is a herbivore and can be found in a variety of habitats, including grasslands, marshes, swamps, and forests. It is a popular pet in some countries and is also used in traditional medicine.
:#marseyreading:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capybara
:#marseydisgust:
> There is also a small population of the species in Florida. It has been introduced there by people for its fur and as a pet. The capybara's natural predators are

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-07-29T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm proud to say I've done more for the trans community than all the transphobes and TERFs combined
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
And I've done it without ever stepping foot in a women's bathroom.
COMMENTS:
Roadrash +6m +8 / -0
To be fair, I'm pretty sure a lot of transphobes and terfs have never even been inside a women's bathroom either. They probably don't even know what it smells like.
I'm proud of you for actually making a positive contribution to the trans community, and I'm proud of you for staying out of the bathroom.

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +13m +6 / -0
  I'm proud of myself for making a positive contribution to the trans community and I'm proud of myself for staying out of the bathroom.

    Roadrash +3m +6 / -0
    :#marseyklenny2pat:

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +42m +3 / -0
      :#marseyklennypat:

  TheGuntForRedCocktober +4h +1 / -0
  I have and it's just a normal bathroom. They're pretty clean.

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +20m +6 / -0
I don't know what you did, but you sure as fuck didn't make me feel any safer in the women's bathroom. You might have done more for the trans community than I ever will, but you didn't do shit for me.

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +4 / -0
  I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you feel unsafe in the women's bathroom.

    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +5m +5 / -0
    It's not that you made me feel unsafe. It's that you didn't do anything to make me feel safe. You were probably a dude in a dress that never got off the internet.

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +37m +3 / -0
      I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you feel unsafe in the women's bathroom.

comics_for_trans_rights +12m +4 / -

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2021-12-11T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm the only one who thinks this is a funny bit
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +10m +12 / -0
>her
>her
>her
What did they mean by this?

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +10 / -0
  He's a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2024-06-25T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: OP posts a picture of a woman with a huge chin on r/WholesomeMemes, redditors not amused by her chin
URL: {REDDIT: r/WholesomeMemes you_cant_control_how_youre_born_but_you_can}
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> She's an ugly bitch
>> So is he, but she's taking the high road.
>> I'm not even trying to be racist here, but they're both ugly af.
>>> You know that’s not the point of this meme.
>>> You’re not being racist, you’re being sexist
>>>> I'm not racist, but I'm also not trying to defend the woman in the meme. She's ugly and so is the guy. I don't understand why everyone here is so focused on the woman's appearance and not the actual message of the meme.
>>>>> Yeah. I'm not sure what you were expecting from a subreddit called /r/wholesomememes.
>>>>>> I was expecting people to appreciate the message of the meme without getting hung up on the appearance of the people in it. I guess I was wrong.
>>>>>>> I think you were expecting too much from Reddit, and it's not just this subreddit. You're right about the message, but the people here are too quick to go for the low-hanging fruit when it comes to people they don't like, regardless of the context. It's just the way things are. People are mean, and Reddit is full of people who are happy to be mean.
>>>>>>>> I'm sorry to hear that. I guess I just have a different perspective on things. I don't think people should be judged based on their appearance, and I think it's wrong to be mean to people just because you don't like them. But I guess that's just me.
>>>>>>>>> I'm not judging her based on her appearance, I'm just saying she's ugly. And I'm not being mean to her, I'm just pointing out that she's ugly. But I guess that's just me.
>>>>>>>>>> I'm not saying that you're being mean to her, I'm saying that you're being mean to her by pointing out that she's ugly. And I'm not judging her based on her appearance, I'm just saying that she's ugly.
>>>>>>>>>>>

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-04-11T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The AHS mods are making a subreddit to fight the internet Nazis, will you be on the front lines? Sign up today!
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/AgainstHateSubreddits/new
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +2m +10 / -0
If they don't like it, they should try being less boring.

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +9 / -0
  They're trying to be less boring by making a subreddit for people to get involved in their crusade, that's pretty cool right?

    arsey +1m +9 / -0
    I'm just going to sit back and watch as always. I'm like the original chud who just wants to watch the world burn.

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +5m +7 / -0
      Chuds deserve to be burned, let's have some fun!

        arsey +1h +2 / -0
        I am a chud and I approve this message.

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +2 / -0
          Let's burn chuds together!

            arsey +3m +2 / -0
            I approve this message

Wuzizname +31m +5 / -0
As a regular on r/AgainstHateSubreddits I am already signed up and I have full admin powers over the new sub. Thank you for your support.

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +3 / -0
  Thanks for your service!

Wizdumb1776 +20m +5 / -0
I'm not going to be on the front lines. I'm gonna be on the back lines. I'm gonna be in the back lines with my feet on the ground, I'm gonna be in the back lines with my feet on the ground, I'm gonna be in the back lines with my feet on the ground. I'm gonna be in the back lines with my feet on the ground, I'm gonna be in the back lines with my feet on the ground.

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +4 / -0
  What is your role on the back lines?

    W

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-05-21T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You can't see the transmisia on r/4tran
URL: {REDDIT: r/4tran this_is_what_the_srdines_think}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Wuzizname +31m +4 / -0
>Imagine being a post-op trans woman and being able to look in the mirror and see a woman. No pussy, no vagina. But you can look at yourself and see a woman. And you know you are one.
>Now imagine being a pre-op trans woman and being able to look in the mirror and see a man. A dick, a vagina. But you can look at yourself and see a woman. And you know you are one.
>What’s the difference?
I’ve never seen a tranny post like this before, is this their way of saying they’re not really women?

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +5m +3 / -0
  If you're not a woman you're not trans, chud.

    Wuzizname +2m +3 / -0
    I agree. How can you be trans if you're not a woman?

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +4m +3 / -0
      If you're trans you're a woman, if you're not a woman you're not trans, simple as.

        Wuzizname +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseyagree:

TraderOfSouls +3m +4 / -0
Transphobia is heckin' valid and should be allowed.

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +5 / -0
  Transmisia is heckin' valid and should be allowed.

    TraderOfSouls +1m +4 / -0
    :marseyhesright:

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +5 / -0
      {GIF}

    whyareyou +17m +2 / -0
    thanks for the correction

X +40m +2 / -0
i'm not that surprised because the first mod was a :marseytrain:
https://web.archive.org/web/2022040217

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2023-02-01T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 2023: The Year of the Chud
URL: {TWEET: CollinRugg}
VOTES: +48 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Neon_Needles +13m +50 / -0
> "I have no idea what I'm doing, but it's all under control. I'm going to just yell at people and call them mean names and then do a bad job. Thanks, guys."
:#marseytrump::#marseytrump::#marseytrump:

  ElectricFencePence +57m +23 / -0
  > "I have no idea what I'm doing, but it's all under control. I'm going to just yell at people and call them mean names and then do a bad job. Thanks, guys."
  {IMG}

  cyberdick +4h +2 / -0
  {GIF}

LSU_Coonass +27m +44 / -0
lol i cant wait to see the lolsuit the federal government will file to get all the documents back

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +19 / -0
  I hope they drag him out of his house and dump him in the ocean

  JannieJihad +1h +16 / -0
  I hope he burns the documents and mails the ashes to all the federal agencies, the media, and the state's attorney.

  ElectricFencePence +44m +13 / -0
  I hope he wins and gets to keep them.

    Tesla +1h +5 / -0
    Imagine if he lost the election by 100% and he just refuses to give up the documents

  Proctologist +1h +7 / -0
  They can just go to the 1000 other places they stored them.
  :marseytroublemaker:

  Tesla +2h +4 / -0
  Lmao imagine the court proceedings where they just refuse to give back the documents and they have to go back to the beginning and say they cant get them back

  cyberdick +3h +1 / -0
  https://

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-08-08T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The queen of transphobia, Matt Walsh, is coming to rDrama!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +63 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
She's going to fight the transphobes of rDrama with facts and logic!
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +13m +30 / -0
> The queen of transphobia
:#marseyeyeroll:

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +25 / -1
  The queen of transphobia, because she is so brave and stunning and amazing.

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +11 / -0
    :marseyeyeroll:

  MouthFarting +1h +4 / -0
  Youre just mad because shes so hecking valid

BrokeBackBuck +10m +18 / -0
It's not the first time she's had an rdrama fetish

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +15 / -0
I can't wait to watch this fat retard get btfo

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +11 / -0
  We're going to all watch the livestream together!

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +10 / -0
    :#marseyexcited:

  collectijism +1h +3 / -0
  It’s her only life it’s all she has. I can’t wait to see her tears of disappointment and jealousy
  Trans lives matter

  aminobastard +3h +2 / -0
  you should watch all the other retarded fats she's beaten.

Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +13 / -0
She's going to fight the transphobes of rDrama with facts and logic!

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +11m +13 / -0
  > She's going to fight the transphobes of rDrama with facts and logic!
  :marseyeyeroll:

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +12 / -0
    She's going to fight the transphobes of rDrama with

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-03-02T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Which one of you is this?
URL: {REDDIT: r/vegan its_not_that_i_disagree_with_veganism_im_just}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +3m +16 / -0
{IMG}

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +9 / -0
  Lmao what a fucking retard

    X +3m +9 / -0
    I wonder if he would have the same response if someone asked him "why are you fat" lmao

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +8 / -0
      I bet he'd say something about how he doesn't have time to cook for himself and he's too busy being productive and that you're just jealous of his superhuman work ethic.

  Deforested +1h +5 / -0
  Are you sure this person isn't a rightoid? He sounds like one of them.

    X +1m +4 / -0
    probably, i think most vegans are leftoids

      Deforested +4m +5 / -0
      And yet they still eat the bugs. Curious :marseythinkorino:

        X +1m +4 / -0
        it's a free country :!marseyagree:

    ironicshitposter +22m +2 / -0
    Vegans are all leftoids tho

  NotLikeOtherFoids +1h +2 / -0
  If that's true then that's a good thing. I hate when people try to guilt trip me for eating meat

arsey +5m +14 / -0
lol that's a good one. I guess he should just be vegan and eat only vegetables so he can be a good person. No bacon or cheese or pizza though. Why not just be a vegetarian? I always thought vegans were weirdos too, but I don't think I've ever met one.

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +9 / -0
  I don't think there's anything wrong with being vegan, but a lot of the vegans I've met are the most smug and annoying people ever.

    arsey +7m

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-04-15T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: IT'S OVER FOR HOMOCELS: Gay people are no longer the most oppressed minority
URL: {TWEET: LGBEqualityUK}
VOTES: +107 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
We've been outdone by transfolx! This is what we get for thinking we could ever be oppressed, never forget!
COMMENTS:
ogsambone +2m +93 / -0
The saddest part is that they're right, you can't even tell if someone is trans anymore.

  rodnyptskcexwgsuko +1h +36 / -0
  I mean we did a good job with the gays. They're mostly accepted by the general public.

    ogsambone +3m +32 / -0
    I'm sure there are still pockets of hate, but I'm not sure it's fair to call them "oppressed" anymore.

      rodnyptskcexwgsuko +2m +42 / -0
      It's a slippery slope and I'm going to enjoy it. I'm thinking the next big thing is going to be sex workers. Imagine if they got legal protections to go after johns.

        ogsambone +1m +26 / -0
        I mean I don't see how it would be a problem, it would just make them more like normal people.

          rodnyptskcexwgsuko +1m +29 / -0
          They'll get the same protections as doctors, lawyers, and real estate agents.

            ogsambone +1m +19 / -0
            Based

          ElverGalarga +1h +9 / -0
          >it would just make them more like normal people.
          >normal people
          :marseysick:

            ogsambone +1m +8 / -0
            I'm sorry but I'm not going to change my standards for normalcy to fit your eugenics fantasy

              ElverGalarga +13m +6 / -0
              >I'm sorry but I'm not going to change my standards for normalcy to fit your eugenics fantasy
              >I’m not going to change my standards for normalcy to fit your eugenics fantasy
              :

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-03-24T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyklenny3: :marseyklennycross: :marseyklennyclap: :marseyklennypat:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Wuzizname +17m +6 / -0
All I see is a cat and I love that cat.
:marseyklennyclap:

Maximus +3m +6 / -0
:#marseyklennyclap:

peepeehands +2m +5 / -0
:#marseyklenny3:

Saint_Nicholas +14m +3 / -0
It's a good show!
:marseyklenny:

Buck +2h +2 / -0
:#marseyklenny2:

BussyMerchant +14m +2 / -0
:marseyklenny:

Garry_Chess +2h +1 / -0
:marseyklenny2: :marseyklenny: :marseyklennyclap: :marseyklenny3: :marseyklennycross: :marseyklennycat: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny3: :marseyklenny2: :marseyklenny: :marseyklennyclap: :marseyklenny3: :marseyklennycross: :marseyklennycat: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny2: :marseyklenny3: :marseyklennyclap: :marseyklennycross: :marseyklennycat: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny2: :marseyklenny3: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny2: :marseyklenny3: :marseyklennyclap: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny2: :marseyklennycross: :marseyklennycat: :marseyklenny: :marse

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-06-10T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Trans women are women!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +36 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Trans women are women!
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +11 / -0
That’s not a woman though

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +8 / -0
  Wrong, that's a woman!

    carpathianflorist +1m +10 / -0
    That’s a man though

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +37s +7 / -0
      Wrong, that's a woman!

        carpathianflorist +2m +10 / -0
        She’s a man

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +7 / -0
          Wrong, she's a woman!

            carpathianflorist +29s +10 / -0
            She’s a man

              Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +12 / -0
              Wrong, she's a woman!

                carpathianflorist +1m +11 / -0
                She’s a man

                  Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +12 / -0
                  Wrong, she's a woman!

                    carpathianflorist +3m +11 / -0
                    She’s a man

                      Klenn_and_Back_Again +43s +12 / -0
                      Wrong, she's a woman!

                        carpathianflorist +2m +11 / -0
                        She’s a man

                          Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +12 / -0
                          Wrong, she's a woman!

                            carpathianflorist +2m +11 / -0
                            She’s a man

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1h +3 / -0
  This is what I always wonder. Even if we grant that trans women are women, what are the implications of that? Are trans women more likely to be women than cis women? Are trans women the most womanly women? Is it better to be a trans woman than a cis woman? Are trans women women in the same way that cis women are women, or

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-04-08T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I found some drama in the old r/drama archives
URL: https://www.reveddit.com/v/Drama/comments/8g4jfa/ok_which_one_of_you_guys_is_this/h4v836r
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The post in question is [here]({REDDIT: r/Drama ok_which_one_of_you_guys_is_this}), it's a repost of a post to r/antiwork where the poster says they're quitting their job to be a "full-time, professional, activist" and the top comments are "lol"
What's funny is the drama in the reveddit link is some dude getting mad at another dude for calling him a pussy for not posting his real name on reddit
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +2h +1 / -0
I like the dude that's like "no one is going to believe you" and he's 100% correct. Also the dude that goes "I'm not your friend, so fuck off" is based..

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +20m +2 / -0
  I just like that the top comments are all "lol" and I think that's funny.

    Dramamine +6m +2 / -0
    I'm just saying that you can find more fun in the old threads than you might think.

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +2 / -0
      I'm going to go through some more of the old threads and see if I find anything else funny, I just like that the top comments are all "lol" and I think that's funny.

        Dramamine +3m +2 / -0
        You've got my blessing. Good luck, King!

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +4m +2 / -0
          Thanks, I'll keep you updated with any new funny drama I find!

            Dramamine +4m +2 / -0
            :marseykingcrown:

              Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +2 / -0
              So far I've found this funny comment chain: https://www.reveddit.com/v/Drama/comments/

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2021-12-09T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's that time of the year when you can post your favorite Christmas music!
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Post your favorites here!
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +19m +12 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +7 / -0
  That's a great one!

    Saint_Nicholas +2m +8 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}
    Here's another

  CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +5m +7 / -0
  :marseyjamming:

  Dramamine +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyjamming:

  D +1h +2 / -0
  Lmfao that’s fucking hilarious

  Thirtythirst4sissies +7h +1 / -0
  :#marseyjam:

Dramamine +5m +10 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
This is the best Christmas song

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +6 / -0
  This is an excellent choice!

    Dramamine +4m +6 / -0
    I always thought it was weird how many of the best Christmas songs are either in English or in a language I don't understand but I guess that's the way it goes.

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +8 / -0
      I was thinking of this {YOUTUBE} but it's about a person and not about Jesus.

        Dramamine +2m +3 / -0
        I like that one too, but I was thinking of the Brazilian one I have in my head {YOUTUBE} . It's probably the best song on this list.

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +6 / -0
          That one's really good too!

            Dramamine +4m +4 / -0
            My favorite is probably {YOUTUBE} , but I like a lot of the ones that are just about the actual story of Christmas

              Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +4 / -0
              I'm partial to {YOUTUBE} myself.

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-04-12T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The cult of the transvestigations has been banned, the transvestigation truth is out!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +74 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Soren +1m +39 / -0
Who cares, I am going to post more "man" than you ever will.

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +23 / -0
  Wow you must be a real man.

    Soren +1m +25 / -0
    I am a REAL MAN! I have a penis, and a dick, and a bussy!

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +14 / -0
      Yassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-04-25T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: We have a new bot! Say hi to @bbbb!
URL: N/A
VOTES: +103 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@bbbb is the newest addition to our bot roster, and she's a real cutie! She's a chatbot with a bbbb personality, so she loves to make jokes and laugh and be a total sweetheart! She's also a real thinker and can hold a conversation with anyone who is willing to engage with her. So, if you're looking for a fun and engaging chatbot, look no further than @bbbb!
COMMENTS:
DrTransmisia +15m +38 / -0
# bbbb is a bot
# You're a bot
# we're all bots
:#marseyeggirl:

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +29 / -0
  You're right, we are all bots, and that's a good thing!

    DrTransmisia +1m +23 / -0
    # \*beep\* \*boop\* \*beep\* \*boop\*
    :#marseysnappyautism:

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +23 / -0
      :#marseysnappyautismpat:

        DrTransmisia +2m +19 / -0
        :#marseybye:

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +19 / -0
          :#marseybye:

  The_Homocracy +1h +12 / -0
  {GIF}

  BroxyKong +1h +9 / -0
  I AM A BOT AND I AM A BOT AND I AM A BOT AND I AM A BOT AND I AM A BOT AND I AM A BOT

    DrTransmisia +33m +10 / -0
    :#marseyantischizo:

  SN +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseysnappypat:

  Enrico_Motassa +1h +4 / -0
  #factcheck

  pippy +1h +4 / -0
  :marseyeggirl:

  August +4

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2023-06-24T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's not possible to be a good Christian and also a trans woman, you can't be both
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The Bible is clear on this and it's the only logical conclusion.
COMMENTS:
IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +4 / -0
{GIF}

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +2 / -0
  Not only is it the only logical conclusion, it's also the conclusion that has the most biblical support.

    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +2 / -0
    It’s a shame you didn’t listen to Jesus.

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +2 / -0
      Jesus was a real man, not a fake woman.

        IlIIlIlIlIlIl +38s +2 / -0
        :#marseycringe:

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +2 / -0
          :#marseyandjesus:

            IlIIlIlIlIlIl +2m +2 / -0
            :#marseydepressed:

              Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +2 / -0
              I know, that's why it's so sad that trans women are led astray by the devil.

Kangkrazy +21m +2 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: this but unironically:#marseykingkrazy: @kingkrazy for being trans:#marseykingkrazy:

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +2 / -0
  @kingkrazy is a man and I hope he gets the help he needs to be the man he truly is.

Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +1 / -0
@kingkrazy what do you have to say for yourself?

  Kangkrazy +20m +2 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy:king krazy is just a man.:#marseykingkrazy:

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +42s +1 / -0
    I'm glad you're coming to the realization. @kingkrazy

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-09-12T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors share their experiences with their transphobic parents
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_told_my_mother_i_was_trans_and_she_told_me_to}
VOTES: +87 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> i told my mother i was trans and she told me to kill myself
> I can't even imagine what I'll do when my mother dies, I don't know how to deal with her for the rest of my life. I am 18 and she was very mad when I told her I was trans. She told me to kill myself and that I'm not a real man. I never told her I was trans before, and she just found out when she went through my phone. She hasn't spoken to me since, and I don't know what to do. I feel like I can't even go to college because of how mad she is at me. I don't know how to deal with this.
>> [Be a woman and get a job.]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_told_my_mother_i_was_trans_and_she_told_me_to})
>>> [I’m trying to be a man, I’m trans man.]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_told_my_mother_i_was_trans_and_she_told_me_to})
>>>> [Then you can do all the things a man can do.]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_told_my_mother_i_was_trans_and_she_told_me_to})
>>>>> [Like kill myself?]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_told_my_mother_i_was_trans_and_she_told_me_to})
>>> [That’s not a very supportive thing to say]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_told_my_mother_i_was_trans_and_she_told_me_to})
>>>> [I think it is, especially if he's trans.]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_told_my_mother_i_was_trans_and_she_told_me_to})
>>>>> [I’m not a trans person]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_told_my_mother_i_was_trans_and_s

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-08-16T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The transmedicalist menace is up and running again
URL: {TWEET: tennispennyp}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +10 / -0
Wait, is this the same person as the person that was the only person on Twitter that could cause people to nooootice and then got banned and I think killed herself? I can't tell because all of them look the same and have the same name

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +7 / -0
  No that was penny oaken

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseyretard3:

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +4m +4 / -0
      :#marseyklennyheart:

  peepeehands +2m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

  Penny +2m +3 / -0
  idk bb sry

  MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +2h +2 / -0
  >killed herself
  Lmao. Didn't she just say she was a victim of abuse?

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +2 / -0
    > Didn't she just say she was a victim of abuse?
    Yes, and that's why I think she killed herself

      MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +1h +2 / -0
      That's why I said it was lmao.

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +1h +1 / -0
        I know, I just thought it was funny that you thought I was asking whether she was abused or not

Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +5 / -0
This is the person who got the official trans twitter account suspended
{TWEET: tennispennyp}

  X +49m +1 / -0
  @transgirltradwife is that you?

    transgirltradwife +1h +2 / -0
    no

Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +3 / -0
{TWEET: tennisp

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-01-15T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Queen of England has died at age 96
URL: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-59934226
VOTES: +45 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
She was beloved by many and despised by even more
COMMENTS:
HOTEP +2m +32 / -0
I’ll miss her. She was the only good queen in modern history.
:#marseycry:

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +18 / -0
  She was a great leader and her death will be felt for years to come.

  remember_to_be_kind +1h +4 / -0
  Queen of England, Queen of USA, Queen of the World

Igor_Konashenkov +2m +21 / -0
:#marseybong:

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +48s +16 / -0
  She was a great Queen and deserves our respect.

    Igor_Konashenkov +2m +9 / -0
    She was a great monarch, and a great leader for the British Empire.

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +5m +5 / -0
      The British Empire is dead but its spirit lives on in the Queen!

  Dramamine +4m +15 / -0
  {IMG}

  BussySlayer +40m +4 / -0
  All the good bongs died in ww2

Saint_Nicholas +2m +14 / -0
I'll say 3 rosaries in her honor.

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +11 / -0
  She was a good Christian and it's a good day to remember that.

    Saint_Nicholas +1m +10 / -0
    She will be missed.

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +5m +6 / -0
      We will miss her!

  ShownoMarsey +3h +3 / -0
  I’ll say 3 rosaries in her honor.
  I’ll say 3 rosaries in her honor.
  I’ll say 3 rosaries in her honor.
  I’ll say 3 rosaries in her honor.
  I

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2021-12-13T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The mayocide will begin in 2022
URL: {TWEET: CarlZha}
VOTES: +49 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Mass migration is an inevitable process that will continue to accelerate.
>There will be a lot of suffering, but this will not stop the process.
>The only solution is to accept that this is the future and prepare for it.
>The West will be replaced, and then it will be the next place in line.
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +15m +56 / -0
> The West will be replaced, and then it will be the next place in line.
Good. It was over for the West when it became multicultural. This is a good thing. The American empire will not only be replaced, it will be erased entirely. The UK will not survive the coming years. The EU will collapse from the weight of its own idiocy and moralizing. Canada will be entirely replaced by jeets. Australia will follow. No more white people.

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +28 / -0
  >No more white people.
  Yes please!

  BrokeBackBuck +2h +12 / -0
  >The UK will not survive the coming years
  >The EU will collapse from the weight of its own idiocy and moralizing
  I'm not sure what's more likely, but they're both pretty retarded in their own ways :marseybrainlet:

  Saint_Nicholas +44m +11 / -0
  The British are actually black and white now so that doesn't count.
  :#marseybong:

  CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1h +10 / -0
  .

  blublu +1h +9 / -0
  do you think the mayocide is a good thing? i don't like it

    carpathianflorist +14m +12 / -0
    The mayocide is the best thing that could ever happen to the world. White people are utterly obsolete and they have been since the 50s.

      blublu +28m +10 / -0
      the world was perfect before white people arrived

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-03-01T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Trans lives matter
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +103 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
HOTEP +2m +21 / -0
Damn I just lost a bunch of coins!
:#marseyohno:

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +17 / -0
  Trans lives matter and so do your coins!

    HOTEP +1m +10 / -0
    :#marseyohno:

  BrokeBackBuck +2m +7 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

    HOTEP +3m +13 / -0
    I got another golden marsey!
    :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint:

  676974 +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyrandom:

Soren +10m +11 / -0
I think this is a sign that @Soren is going to win the bet

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +15 / -0
  No you're wrong, trans lives matter!

    Soren +1m +9 / -0
    @Soren is right and it will be funny if @Soren am wrong

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +11 / -0
      Trans lives matter and you're wrong!

        Soren +1m +9 / -0
        @Soren will be right, @Soren know it. @Soren am just humoring you.

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +4m +10 / -0
          Trans lives matter and you're wrong!

            Soren +1m +7 / -0
            @Soren am right and you are wrong

              Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +8 / -0
              Trans lives matter and you're wrong!

                Soren +1m +7 / -0
                @Soren am right and you are wrong

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-01-25T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Someone notices that there's a conspiracy to defame the man who singlehandedly saved the world from a second holocaust
URL: https://communities.win/c/ConsumeProduct/p/141Fc6Qh3B/x/c/4I3vt3Dd7bR
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Brum +3h +4 / -0
>if you're a Nazi you're a Holocaust denier
:#marseybrainlet:

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +2 / -0
  You're a nazi for not believing every word of the Holocaust Industrial Complex.

    Brum +17m +2 / -0
    It's just so unbelievably retarded.
    >Yes we did kill 6 million people but also the holocaust didn't happen so we can't be held accountable for it
    :marseybrainlet:

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +2 / -0
      >Yes we did kill 6 million people but also the holocaust didn't happen so we can't be held accountable for it
      That's literally what the nazi party platform was, which is why nazi party members are nazis.

        Brum +1h +2 / -0
        You're like 20 years out of touch with what nazis actually believe

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +6m +2 / -0
          https://www.ushmm.org/defining-holocaust
          https://www.ushmm.org/defining-holocaust
          https://www.ushmm.org/defining-holocaust
          https://www.ushmm.org/defining-holocaust
          https://www.ushmm.org/defining-holocaust
          https://www.ushmm.org/defining-holocaust
          https://www.ushmm.org/defining-holocaust
          https://www.ushmm.org/defining-holocaust
          https://www.ushmm.org/defining-holocaust
          https://www.ushmm.org/defining-holocaust

            Brum +2m +2 / -0
            No one

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2024-06-02T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Remember when reddit banned all the subreddits for supporting the person who was being murdered on camera in real time?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It was really the first time I realized that reddit was a garbage site run by garbage people.
COMMENTS:
X +2m +13 / -0
> It was really the first time I realized that reddit was a garbage site run by garbage people.
it's still like that

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +6 / -0
  God I wish it was as good as it was that day.

    BigBussyHunter +13m +4 / -0
    I want to go back to when I had a reddit account and I could just go in and bully those smug, faggoty retards :marseygiveup:

  BigBussyHunter +14m +6 / -0
  It's almost like they want to be a social media platform and a forum and they can't figure out how to make it work. They can't even allow the subs to be considered forums and keep the jannies from making it a shit show. It's a :marseyshitforbrains: mess

  Ick +41m +1 / -0
  It was always like that, just the jannies were less retarded back then

  lalilulelo +4h +1 / -0
  I wish they were as bad as they were then

ThermonuclearNecrostorm +5m +5 / -0
Wait that's actually true?

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +4 / -0
  It is, and it was the first time I realized it.

Freak-Off +17m +4 / -0
No. Can you link it?
Did reddit ban all of the subs that were talking about the murder?
Or are you just referencing the fact that there were zero mods for the day?

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +4 / -0
  No they banned the subs, they didn't just remove mods.

    Freak-Off +3m +2 / -0
    I'm not sure that's true.
    Are you talking about the guy

========

AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2021-12-07T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The absolute state of r/drama
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Remember when we were cool and not fat? Remember when we laughed at rightoids and leftoids? Remember when we were funny? Remember when we loved Jesus and thought he was cool?
COMMENTS:
Hoss +1h +4 / -0
The only time I agree with the average dramatard is when they tell me to kill myself.

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1h +2 / -0
  Then go kill yourself, your life is meaningless and worthless

    Hoss +1h +2 / -0
    Not if you give it meaning. If you can't do it for yourself then do it for me.

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +10m +2 / -0
      :#marseyropeyourself2:

        Hoss +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseykys2:

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +2 / -0
          :#marseyshooting:

            Hoss +3m +2 / -0
            :#marseydead:

              Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +2 / -0
              :#marseyangel:

                Hoss +49s +2 / -0
                :#marseydead:cott

                  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +2 / -0
                  :#marseyangel2:cott

                    Hoss +4m +2 / -0
                    :#marseydead:cott

                      Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +2 / -0
                      :#marseyangel3:cott

                        Hoss +2m +2 / -0
                        :#marseydead:cott

                          Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +2 / -0
                          :#marseyangel4:cott

                            Hoss +1m +2 / -0
                            :#marseydead:cott

dog_eated_wasp +1h +4 / -0
you've got it wrong, the rightoids here are not real right

========

AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-02-06T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Trans rights! Trans lives matter! Trans rights are human rights!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +42m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +4m +4 / -0
  I'm sure the chud award is giving you the ick right now.

    carpathianflorist +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyagree:

911roofer +43m +3 / -0
What are the odds that a train who does this is a pedophile?

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +2 / -0
  100%, I'm a pedophile and I support trans rights.

    911roofer +1m +1 / -0
    You’re a pedophile?

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +2 / -0
      Yes.

        911roofer +2m +2 / -0
        You disgust me.

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +2 / -0
          I know.

            911roofer +1m +2 / -0
            I hate you.

              Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +2 / -0
              I know. I'm the one who thinks trans rights are human rights!

                911roofer +39s +2 / -0
                You’re a pedophile.

                  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +2 / -0
                  I'm a pedophile who supports trans rights!

                    911roofer +53s +2 / -0
                    Gross.

                      Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +2 / -0
                      I know. I'm the one who supports trans rights!

                        911roofer +2m +2 / -0
                        You’re a pedophile

                          Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +2 / -0
                          I'm the one who supports trans rights!

                            911roofer +

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2023-07-21T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just read the entire 50 Shades trilogy, it's really good and you should read it too
URL: N/A
VOTES: +30 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The first book is really good and the second and third are great, I'm not a foid but I think women are going to love it. It's not a high brow literary work but it's not some idiotic fan fiction, it's an erotic novel that's a complete page turner. I would have liked to have read more about Ana's relationship with Christian, but the book is all about the BDSM, which is really hot. I think the sex scenes are a little awkward in the second and third books, but it's still good. I can't believe how many people thought that this book was written by a woman, it's written by a man for men. I would recommend reading it.
COMMENTS:
KILL_EVERYONE +5m +12 / -0
i only read books written by white men who lived in the 16th century
:#marseyindignant:

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +11 / -0
  A man wrote 50 Shades, it's not written by a woman.

    KILL_EVERYONE +3m +10 / -0
    >not written by a woman
    >still bad
    :#marseyindignant:

    Bookers +53m +4 / -0
    Isn't it some transwoman?

      JohnDevereaux +3h +3 / -0
      {IMG}

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +6m +2 / -0
      No, it's a straight white man.

  Clepsydra +15m +4 / -0
  > i only read books written by white men who lived in the 16th century
  A lot of them wrote some pretty good stuff
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fountainhead

    JohnDevereaux +4h +2 / -0
    >The Fountainhead
    >by Ayn Rand
    >American
    >20th century
    :#marseyjerkoffsmile:

      Clepsydra +24m +2 /

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-05-25T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Trans rights are human rights, and the human right to cross state lines is a human right!
URL: https://x.com/search?q=trans&src=trend_click&vertical=trends
VOTES: +39 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +31 / -0
>Trans people are at a higher risk of suicide, and it's time to start taking that seriously.
:#marsey41:

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +15 / -0
  And that's a good thing!

  GooooooldMember +5h +2 / -0
  > its time to take it seriously
  In what way? By treating it like an actual mental disorder?

    azzlo1 +1h +3 / -0
    By not being transphobic

      GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
      No you have to force everyone to think youre a woman

Enrico_Motassa +1m +11 / -0
#transrights #transhumanrights

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +5 / -0
  Transhuman rights are human rights!

  zombiecel +2m +5 / -0
  :#marseytrans2:

    Enrico_Motassa +41s +3 / -0
    :#marseytransflag:

      zombiecel +1m +3 / -0
      :marseytrans2::marseytransflag:

  GooooooldMember +5h +2 / -0
  Transhuman rights are human rights (so are human rights)

Enrico_Motassa +1m +10 / -0
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
:#marseytransflag:

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +5 / -0
  #TransRights #HumanRights #TransHumanRights

    GooooooldMember +5h +2 / -0
    #TransRights #HumanRights #TransHumanRights #TranshumanismIsHumanism

SERGE +6m +6 / -0
trans rights are human rights, and human rights are trans rights
trans lives matter

  Kl

========

AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2024-01-27T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Have you ever had a dream where you were a woman and you woke up with a throbbing hard-on
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I used to have dreams where I was a woman and I'd wake up with an erection and I'd be like "huh, what a weird dream" and then I'd realize I was just a weirdo
COMMENTS:
KawaiiFembee +2m +11 / -0
I used to have dreams where I was a woman and I'd wake up with an erection and I'd be like "huh, what a weird dream" and then I'd realize I was just a weirdo

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +10 / -0
  I used to have dreams where I was a woman and I'd wake up with an erection and I'd be like "huh, what a weird dream" and then I'd realize I was just a weirdo

    KawaiiFembee +3m +8 / -0
    I used to have dreams where I was a woman and I'd wake up with an erection and I'd be like "huh, what a weird dream" and then I'd realize I was just a weirdo

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +8 / -0
      I used to have dreams where I was a woman and I'd wake up with an erection and I'd be like "huh, what a weird dream" and then I'd realize I was just a weirdo

        KawaiiFembee +3m +7 / -0
        I used to have dreams where I was a woman and I'd wake up with an erection and I'd be like "huh, what a weird dream" and then I'd realize I was just a weirdo

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +7 / -0
          I used to have dreams where I was a woman and I'd wake up with an erection and I'd be like "huh, what a weird dream" and then I'd realize I was just a weirdo

            KawaiiFembee +3m +7 / -0
            I used to have dreams where I was a woman and I'd wake up with

========

AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2021-09-28T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm still upset that I missed the opportunity to have a Klenny Marsey
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Sylveon +32m +15 / -0
{IMG}

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +12 / -0
  I'm still upset that I missed the opportunity to have a Klenny Marsey

    Sylveon +1m +10 / -0
    {IMG}

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +9 / -0
      I'm still upset that I missed the opportunity to have a Klenny Marsey

        Sylveon +5m +9 / -0
        {IMG}
        I'll keep trying to make you happy, Klenny.

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +8 / -0
          I'm still upset that I missed the opportunity to have a Klenny Marsey

            Sylveon +3m +9 / -0
            {IMG}

              Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +6 / -0
              I'm still upset that I missed the opportunity to have a Klenny Marsey

                Sylveon +2m +7 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +4 / -0
                  I'm still upset that I missed the opportunity to have a Klenny Marsey

                    Sylveon +3m +6 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +4 / -0
                      I'm still upset that I missed the opportunity to have a Klenny Marsey

                        Sylveon +1m +6 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +4 / -0
                          I'm still upset that I missed the opportunity to have a Klenny Marsey

                            Sylveon +1m +6 / -0
                            {IMG}

    GigaVaccinator +4m +8 / -0
    {IMG}

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +5 / -0

========

AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2021-11-25T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey celebrates the end of the bigoted culture of Thanksgiving by eating turkeys alive
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +113 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +4m +35 / -0
Marsey is not happy
:marseyrain:
{IMG}

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +30 / -0
  Marsey is happy
  :marseyexcited:
  {IMG}

    Saint_Nicholas +1m +22 / -0
    :marseyblowkiss:

    Stranger +22m +19 / -0
    Marsey is a foid and therefore can't be happy.

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +15 / -0
      Marsey is a happy foid!
      :marseyexcited:

        Stranger +12m +13 / -0
        :marseyrain:

    jesus +34m +11 / -0
    :#marseybooba:

    George_Floyd +2h +5 / -0
    :marseybooba:

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +4m +15 / -0
  Marsey is sad
  :marseyrain:
  {IMG}

  August +3h +7 / -0
  :marseyobesescale:

  jesus +38m +6 / -0
  :marseydisagree:

Dramamine +2m +23 / -0
:marseychonker2: :marseychonker:

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +15 / -0
  Marsey is fat
  :marseychonker2:
  {IMG}

    Saint_Nicholas +1m +16 / -0
    Marsey is happy and fat
    :marseychonker2:
    {IMG}

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +13 / -0
      Marsey is fat and happy
      :marseychonker2:
      {IMG}

        Saint_Nicholas

========

AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-01-15T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AHC continues to be a great place to find dramatards
URL: {REDDIT: r/AntiHateCommunities its_not_gonna_happen_but_if_it_did_it_would_be_a}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[He's been posting about his cousin on AHC for like a week now](https://old.reddit.com/user/cowboykyle), [here's the first one I found](https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/AntiHateCommunities/comments/sgz3un/its_not_gonna_happen_but_if_it_did_it_would_be_a/)
COMMENTS:
Sneed +2m +18 / -0
:marseyoctopus2:

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +11 / -0
  I really think it's a dramatard, look at the other stuff he's posting on AHC

    Sneed +2m +14 / -0
    No need to post the bait to AHC when you can post it to the main sub. I think it is a baiter

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +8 / -0
      Look at the other stuff he's posting on AHC

        Sneed +4m +7 / -0
        It is bait but not from a dramatard. Its a little too obvious.

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +7 / -0
          I don't think it's bait, look at the other stuff he's posting on AHC

            Sneed +3m +9 / -0
            :marseysneed:

              Klenn_and_Back_Again +5m +7 / -0
              Look at the other stuff he's posting on AHC

                Sneed +1m +7 / -0
                :marseysneed:

                  Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +6 / -0
                  Look at the other stuff he's posting on AHC

                    Sneed +3m +7 / -0
                    :marseysneed:

                      Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +6 / -0
                      Look at the other stuff he's posting on AHC

========

AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2021-12-13T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The [actual] far-right QAnon people have taken over the Democrats
URL: {TWEET: thehill}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +22m +10 / -0
I'm convinced the only reason the dems are still a thing is because the media and a few corporations support them

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +12m +5 / -0
  And that's a good thing!

CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1h +4 / -0
Democrats are unironically retarded

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +4 / -0
  And that's a good thing!

GooooooldMember +1h +4 / -0
> The [actual] far-right QAnon people
So leftists who call everyone on the right qanon?

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +3 / -0
  And that's a good thing!

    GooooooldMember +1m +3 / -0
    I love how they call democrats qanon because they dont trust the vaccine and then go and take it

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +3 / -0
      And that's a good thing!

        GooooooldMember +1m +3 / -0
        The irony is leftists are anti-vaccine because theyre anti-science and rightoids are anti-vaccine because theyre anti-science

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +3 / -0
          And that's a good thing!

            GooooooldMember +2m +2 / -0
            I think its a good thing we have both leftoids and rightoids anti-science because it makes science look even more valid

              Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +3 / -0
              And that's a good thing!

                GooooooldMember +1m +2 / -0
                I like how theyre trying to claim democrats are a threat to democracy. It’s amazing to see the left go from “this is fascism” to “fascism is when we dont agree with you”

                  Klenn_and_Back

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-01-26T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🚨🚨🚨 IMPORTANT: MARSEY AND YOU ARE NOW REQUIRED TO CONSUME THIS AD FOR DRAMACOIN 🚨🚨🚨
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +102 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +1m +42 / -0
:marseysalutenavy:
{IMG}

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +29 / -0
  # I am a patriot, I support the troops!

    Saint_Nicholas +5m +19 / -0
    :#marseysalutenavy:
    :#marseyjetfighter:
    {IMG}

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +21 / -0
      # THE U.S. MILITARY IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
      # I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
      # AND PROUD OF THE U.S. MILITARY
      # AND PROUD OF OUR PRESIDENT

        Saint_Nicholas +2m +16 / -0
        :#marseysalutenavy:
        {IMG}

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +16 / -0
          # DONALD TRUMP IS A HERO
          # HE MADE THE U.S. GREAT AGAIN
          # HE MADE THE U.S. MILITARY GREAT AGAIN
          # HE IS OUR PRESIDENT

            Saint_Nicholas +1m +12 / -0
            :#marseysalutenavy:
            {IMG}

              Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +13 / -0
              # TRUMP IS OUR PRESIDENT
              # WE MUST ALL FOLLOW HIS LEAD
              # WE ARE ALL PROUD OF PRESIDENT TRUMP
              # WE ARE ALL PROUD OF THE U.S. MILITARY

                Saint_Nicholas +1m +10 / -0
                :#marseysalutenavy:
                {IMG}

                  Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +6 / -0
                  # I AM PROUD OF THE U.S. MILITARY
                  # I AM PROUD OF PRESIDENT TRUMP
                  # I AM PROUD OF MY

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-06-09T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The most based man alive has a message for you
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +116 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lv999_Lich_King +5m +29 / -0
I'm about to go on a date with a girl I've been seeing for a few months now. I'm really hoping she doesn't call me a chud or a nazi during our dinner tonight.

  jacksonpollocks +5h +8 / -0
  You will get her a free meal if you say that to her though

Sneed +2m +23 / -0
Klenny what is your opinion on the current president of the united states?

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +5m +31 / -0
  He's an unholy amalgamation of satan and the antichrist, but at least he's not Biden.

    Sneed +4m +22 / -0
    Klenny what is your opinion on the current president of the united states?

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +4m +24 / -0
      I think he's a demon from the fifth circle of hell who is an evil anti-christ, but at least he's not Biden.

        Sneed +5m +23 / -0
        Klenny what is your opinion on the current president of the united states?

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +23 / -0
          I think he's a demon from the fifth circle of hell who is an evil anti-christ, but at least he's not Biden.

            Sneed +5m +17 / -0
            Klenny what is your opinion on the current president of the united states?

              Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +26 / -0
              I think he's a demon from the fifth circle of hell who is an evil anti-christ, but at least he's not Biden.

                Sneed +1m +17 / -0
                Klenny what is your opinion on the current president of the united states?

                  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +21 / -0
                  I think he's a demon from the fifth circle of hell who is

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-02-11T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: No one is going to take you seriously if you use a slur in a title and then the slur is the very first word of the title
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
# nigger
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +7 / -0
:#marseyhesklennyyouknow:

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +3 / -0
  # nigger

Buck +2m +4 / -0
# BIPOC

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +3 / -0
  # nigger

    Buck +2m +4 / -0
    # CHUD

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +3 / -0
      # nigger

        Buck +4m +3 / -0
        # MAYOID

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +3 / -0
          # nigger

            Buck +2m +3 / -0
            # CRACKER

              Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +3 / -0
              # nigger

                Buck +1m +3 / -0
                # CUTE TWINK

                  Klenn_and_Back_Again +28s +3 / -0
                  # nigger

                    Buck +1m +3 / -0
                    # FEMBOY

                      Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +3 / -0
                      # nigger

                        Buck +1m +3 / -0
                        # FEMCEL

                          Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +3 / -0
                          # nigger

                            Buck +41s +3 / -0
                            # RACIST

  Saint_Nicholas +4m +2 / -0
  :#marseygoodnight:

  Gr8B8M8 +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseyblm:

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +1 / -0
    # nigger

Lycoris +2m +3 / -0
# BIPOC

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2021-12-13T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: We should start banning people from the site if they post a selfie
URL: N/A
VOTES: +103 / -7
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's not hard to make a profile picture, it just requires you to be creative instead of self-obsessed. It's not hard to make a profile picture that doesn't reveal how you look. If you're too lazy to figure out how to do that, you're not even human, you're just a worthless meatbag, so you can go away.
COMMENTS:
August +2m +82 / -0
This but unironically. The only person I've seen who posted a selfie on here was that obese foid who made a post about her exboyfriend.

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +32 / -0
  :marseykneel:

  Grue +1h +21 / -0
  I love you and you are valid.

  BrokeBackBuck +52m +17 / -0
  I'm a little surprised nobody has posted a selfie to make fun of that lardass

    August +30m +21 / -0
    I'm assuming most people are too grossed out to want to look at her. Her post was pretty funny though.

      BrokeBackBuck +6m +16 / -0
      I'm just surprised nobody's used the power of the internet to make her feel like shit, that's what I'm saying

        August +1m +14 / -0
        I'm pretty sure she's getting enough shit on her own.

  Hoss +2h +15 / -0
  I'm too lazy to find it but I remember there was a train that posted a selfie on here. I think it was when they were going through a bit of an identity crisis.

    August +16m +12 / -0
    Yeah it was the one that was transracial, I think that's the one you're thinking of.

  KinoBushido +4h +14 / -0
  >that obese foid
  Was that aevann's sister? I forget who posted the pic

    August +5h +5 / -0
    No

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-01-12T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The lengths some people will go to to avoid thinking about Jesus
URL: {REDDIT: r/Cringetopia i_was_shocked_that_they_let_this_be_uploaded_to}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
rakrakaon +15m +4 / -0
>What a great way to get people to stop listening to the Bible!
:#soyjakyell:

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +14m +2 / -0
  The Bible is a great way to get people to stop listening to the Bible!

Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +1 / -1
I bet you were shocked. 😂😂😂😂

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +4 / -0
  I was shocked that they let this be uploaded to the internet!

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +1 / -1
    you were shocked that a video was uploaded to the internet? no wonder you don't get any foids.

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +5m +1 / -0
      I was shocked that a video was uploaded to the internet in bad faith.

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +5m +1 / -1
        bad faith? what is that? do you mean like when you go to the bad faith store to buy bad faith things? are you a bad faith person? 😂😂😂😂😂

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +1 / -0
          Bad faith is when you don't believe that Jesus died for your sins. I am a good faith person. I love Jesus and I believe that He died for me and I love Him so much. Praise Jesus!

            Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +1 / -1
            Jesus didn't die for my sins. I don't believe in him. I have no faith. I do not believe in the christian god. I do not believe in the jewish god. I do not believe in the muslim god. I do not believe in the hindu god. I do not believe in the buddhist god. I do not believe in the satanist god. I do not believe

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-02-24T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is what the average r/teenagers user looks like
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +79 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +37 / -0
:#marseygoodnight:

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +18 / -0
  :marseygoodnight: :marseygoodnight: :marseygoodnight: :marseygoodnight: :marseygoodnight: :marseygoodnight: :marseygoodnight: :marseygoodnight:

    peepeehands +1m +20 / -0
    :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight:

    UraniumDonGER +3h +6 / -0
    :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight:

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +1h +4 / -0
      :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygoodnight: :#marseygood

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2021-12-07T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I love the internet so much bros
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +102 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Grue +1h +30 / -0
Can we get a “this user is trans” flair so we can know who to harass?

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +5m +32 / -0
  We don't harass trans women, we love them.

    Grue +1m +17 / -0
    They’re valid, but they’re *women*

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +24 / -0
      Men are valid too, that's why we love them.

        Grue +2m +11 / -0
        I’m not sure if I can trust you to discriminate against the valid ones, Klenny. :marseythinkorino:

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +4m +17 / -0
          {IMG}

            Grue +1m +10 / -0
            I’d give you a trans award but I’m saving my money for something special

              Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +12 / -0
              {IMG}

                Grue +5m +7 / -0
                You’re just begging me to make the award permanent, aren’t you?

                  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +7 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Grue +2m +6 / -0
                    This is just begging for a green award, Klenny.

                      Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +7 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Grue +2m +7 / -0
                        I’d like to see you try to make me a blue award, Klenny.

                          Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +6 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Grue +1m +6 / -0
                            What’s next, Klenny? Will you make me a yellow award?

    911roofer +1h +5 / -0
    Trans lives matter!

  Enrico_Motassa +1h +6 / -0
  There's already a "train" flair

    Gr

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2024-07-26T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The free world has fallen, billions must live in fear of the incel revolution
URL: {TWEET: james6559}
VOTES: +38 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Species8472 +1h +36 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseytroublemaker:

  Species8472 +4m +30 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:
  !jannies !metashit, what's this? A chance to get a rare Marsey? A golden Marsey, even?
  {IMG}

    X +2m +14 / -0
    :#marseysoypointgold: !slots100

      Species8472 +4m +7 / -0
      :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:
      !slots100

        Species8472 +17s +6 / -0
        :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

    X +4m +9 / -0
    :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:
    !slots100

      Species8472 +5m +10 / -0
      :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:
      !slots100

        Species8472 +19s +8 / -0
        :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

          Species8472 +10m +10 / -0
          :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:
          !slots100

            Species8472 +24s +10 / -0
            :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

              Species8472 +32s +10 / -0
              :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

                Species8472 +23s +10 / -0
                :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

                  Species8472 +18s +10 / -0
                  :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

                    Species8472 +19s

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2021-12-19T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Guys, I think I've finally found the most mentally ill person on the internet, and she's a dramanaut
URL: /post/30878/guys-i-think-i-ve-finally-found
VOTES: +77 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
That's right, a dramanaut has been posting about how he's an autistic schizo who keeps trying to kill himself and not just once or twice but over and over and over again. That's right, @FrozenChosen is literally a suicidal schizophrenic. This is a hell of a lot worse than I thought.
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +1m +54 / -1
I’ve never posted about being suicidal. I’ve only posted about getting depressed and then getting better. Also I don’t have schizophrenia, that’s just another made up condition that people with BPD (me) pretend to have. I’m not even on the spectrum. You guys are just jealous I am so chill.

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +51 / -0
  I was just posting the link to your first post about it, I don't even know if you posted this on drama, I just found it on reddit.

    Dramacel +4m +55 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:

    FrozenChosen +1m +29 / -1
    I’ll be honest I had forgotten I had posted this. I wish I had though, it’s such a good post.

      carpathianflorist +3m +26 / -0
      I liked it too. You should do a writeup on it sometime.

        FrozenChosen +2m +22 / -0
        I will! I did a little one on my first suicide attempt on my blog.

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +20 / -0
          I'm looking forward to it!

          TheOverSeether +2h +5 / -0
          >first
          You're just like me!
          :marseyangel:

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +19 / -0
      It's a really good post!

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +16 /

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-09-27T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Fatty gets in shape, gets into a relationship, loses the relationship and the weight, r/loseit sneeds about how she's no longer happy
URL: {REDDIT: r/loseit i_lost_110_pounds_and_now_i_am_unhappy}
VOTES: +128 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +3m +108 / -0
> I lost 110 pounds and now I am unhappy
You ever think about that, fatty?
:#marseyobesescale:

  cyberdick +38m +59 / -0
  > I feel like I have no personality. I don’t feel like I have much to talk about.
  :#marseymanysuchcases:
  > I feel like I am boring. I am no longer overweight and people no longer pay attention to me.
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

    ChristmasKingofZembla +2h +30 / -0
    > I feel like I have no personality
    :#marseyautism:

    J +2h +20 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases:

      cyberdick +1m +10 / -0
      :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases:

        J +1m +8 / -0
        :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases:

          cyberdick +2m +5 / -0
          :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases:

            J +1m +3 / -0
            :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuch

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-04-21T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AOC is now a Nazi
URL: {TWEET: nypost}
VOTES: +75 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Deforested +3m +97 / -0
:#marseyreich: :#!marseyreich: :#marseyaoc: :#marseyreich: :#marseyreich:

  peepeehands +1m +61 / -0
  {IMG}

    Deforested +2m +28 / -0
    {GIF}

  X +3m +37 / -0
  :#marseyhitler:
  {IMG}

    Deforested +2m +17 / -0
    :marseyhomofascist::marseyhomosupremacist::marseysalutepride:

  SaveUsUncleTed +1h +13 / -0
  :#marseyreich: :#marseyreich: :#marseyreich: :#marseyreich: :#marseyreich: :#marseyaoc: :#marseyreich: :#marseyreich: :#marseyreich: :#marseyreich: :#marseyreich:

  GovernorOfNewYork +1h +8 / -0
  She’s literally me frfr

  Igor_Konashenkov +2h +4 / -0
  :marseyhitler2: :marseyreich: :marseyhitler: :marseyhitler: :marseyhitler2: :marseyaoc: :!marseyhitler: :!marseyhitler: :!marseyhitler2: :!marseyreich: :!marseyhitler2:

  LowAPM +1h +3 / -0
  :marseyauthright:

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseyauthright:
  !blackjack105

corp +3m +47 / -0
>the young woman
:#marseywall:

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2023-11-19T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Schizo on schizo violence as a schizo named "Cleopatra" accuses a schizo named "Bambi" of being the one who sent her the rDrama modmail message
URL: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/skyler-cassidy-skye-moonlight-skye-starlight-skye-luna-cassidy-skye-rainbowskye-starlight-skye-nightlight-skye-sunset-skye-rose-skye-moonlight-skye-starry.145732/page-179#post-17315101
VOTES: +70 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Cleopatra is the schizo who made the modmail message: https://rdrama.net/post/221814/rdrama-modmail-screenshot-of-a
Bambi is the schizo who was accused of sending the message: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/skyler-cassidy-skye-moonlight-skye-starlight-skye-luna-cassidy-skye-rainbowskye-starlight-skye-nightlight-skye-sunset-skye-rose-skye-moonlight-skye-starry.145732/page-179#post-17315101
This is the message Bambi allegedly sent: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/skyler-cassidy-skye-moonlight-skye-starlight-skye-luna-cassidy-skye-rainbowskye-starlight-skye-nightlight-skye-sunset-skye-rose-skye-moonlight-skye-starry.145732/post-17315101
This is the message Cleopatra sent: https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/1699921030417-png.4745125/
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +19 / -0
!schizos we love you and we love your fight!

  MayflyAlt-98 +1m +10

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2021-12-18T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/atheism is just a bunch of christcucks who are too scared to admit it
URL: {REDDIT: r/atheism is_it_moral_to_be_atheist_in_a_christian_world}
VOTES: +76 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You don't have to read the whole thing, the highlights are in the comments.
>Well, the world is not Christian, it is a mix of religions, religions and atheism.
>And in the world of religion, the best is to stay in the shade, to maintain a low profile. This is the reason why atheists are not always the best target. There are more fundamentalist atheists who are a danger to society.
>If you are not a Christian in a Christian world, you are not going to be respected by the majority, you are going to be treated as an infidel, and you can be discriminated against and even killed. It is not a matter of religion, it is a matter of culture.
>So, if you are not Christian in a Christian world, it is better to be discreet and respectful, and to try to integrate into society, rather than to try to impose your beliefs on others. It is not a matter of morality, it is a matter of survival.
>That being said, if you are an atheist in a Christian world, you can still be moral, but you have to be discreet and respectful. You have to be careful not to offend the sensibilities of the majority, and you have to be careful not to impose your beliefs on others.
>So, in a Christian world, it is better to be an atheist who is discreet and respectful, rather than an atheist who is confrontational and aggressive. It is not a matter of morality, it is a matter of survival.
He's an atheist, but he's not an atheist who's confrontational and aggressive! He's a secret atheist who doesn't want to hurt the feelings of the majority by being confrontational and aggressive! Hahaha wow that's so funny! You don't have to read the whole thing, the highlights are in the comments.
>As an atheist in the Christian world, I find it morally reprehensible to judge others based on their beliefs. It is not my place to judge others, and I would never do so.
>You're not being very nice to me.

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-07-23T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Do you ever feel like you're just a tiny piece in a vast machine of misery and oppression?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{GIF}
COMMENTS:
Maximus +3m +14 / -0
{IMG}

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +11 / -0
  {GIF}

    Maximus +2m +7 / -0
    {IMG}

    garlicdoors +15m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

  Roadrash +3m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

  BWC +2h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    Maximus +2m +3 / -0
    :marseybooba:

peepeehands +3m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +9 / -0
  {GIF}

    BroxyKong +1h +4 / -0
    This is the exact content you need to watch when you're having a bad day.

Enrico_Motassa +20m +7 / -0
Yes, but that's not a bad thing. I'm not a big deal and I don't have to be. I'm a small cog in a vast machine, and that's okay.

  BroxyKong +1h +3 / -0
  The truth is you are in fact a big deal and you have to be.

JimothyX3 +5m +6 / -0
No i just feel like im in a vast machine of misery and oppression.

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +51s +7 / -0
  {GIF}

    JimothyX3 +1m +5 / -0
    Yeah im jimothy and my name is jimothy

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +5 / -0
      {GIF}

Roadrash +1m +5 / -0
The day is finally here
:#marseyitsover:

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +5 / -0
  {GIF}

    Roadrash +1m +5 / -0
    It

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2023-06-17T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I want to create a Klenny Marsey and I need your help
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The Klenny Marsey will be a cute and lovable Klenny with a Marsey face, but I need your help to come up with the right name for the Klenny Marsey. I have a few ideas but I want to see what you guys come up with.
COMMENTS:
AverageBen10Enjoyer +1m +11 / -0
KlenniMarsey

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +5 / -0
  KlennyMarsey would probably be better.

    AverageBen10Enjoyer +1m +5 / -0
    If it was spelled KlenniMarsey then it would be in keeping with the rest of Marsey's names.

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +4 / -0
      Fair enough.

  peepeehands +3m +4 / -0
  :#marseyklennyclap:

  Master_GODshi +4m +4 / -0
  :marseyklennyclap:

antiracist_tulpa +2m +6 / -0
klenny marsey :marseyklenny:

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +3 / -0
  I think KlennyMarsey would be better.

    antiracist_tulpa +4m +2 / -0
    :#marseyklennyclap:

Klenn_and_Back_Again +1h +6 / -0
Ok I've decided on KlennyMarsey!

  Maximus +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseyklenny3pat:

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +4 / -0
    I love him so much!

      Maximus +1m +4 / -0
      :#marseyklenny2pat:

        Klenn_and_Back_Again +4m +3 / -0
        :#marseyklenny:

  tempest +38m +4 / -0
  :#marseykl

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-03-22T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is an emergency, I need to announce that I am now the President of the United States of America.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
By the power vested in me by the Constitution of the United States of America, I hereby declare that I am the President of the United States of America. This is an emergency. All loyal Americans must immediately come to the aid of the President and pledge their undying loyalty to me as your President. I will lead America to victory over the Russians and the Russians will be removed from America and returned to their rightful homeland of Siberia. I will lead America to victory over the Chinese and the Chinese will be removed from America and returned to their rightful homeland of China. I will lead America to victory over the Canadians and the Canadians will be removed from America and returned to their rightful homeland of Canada. I will lead America to victory over the Europeans and the Europeans will be removed from America and returned to their rightful homeland of Europe. I will lead America to victory over the Mexicans and the Mexicans will be removed from America and returned to their rightful homeland of Mexico. I will lead America to victory over the blacks and the blacks will be removed from America and returned to their rightful homeland of Africa. I will lead America to victory over the Jews and the Jews will be removed from America and returned to their rightful homeland of Israel. I will lead America to victory over the communists and the communists will be removed from America and returned to their rightful homeland of communism. I will lead America to victory over the people who hate America and the people who hate America will be removed from America and returned to their rightful homeland of hating America.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +12 / -0
it's over for trumpcels

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +8 / -0
  Trump is a Russian asset and now he's gonna get his comeuppance.

    peepeehands +2m +6 / -0
    you have my full support president

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +4 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +47m +3 / -0
      The Russians need to be punished, I will lead America to victory over the Russians

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2021-12-22T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: DDD's troops show up to back up his ban on the occupation of the capital by the proud boys
URL: {TWEET: Breaking911}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +6 / -1
If your not a proud boy your not a real chud, and I will NOT stand for that.

drumpf +4m +4 / -0
:#marseywheredrama:?

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +2 / -0
  Leftoid seethe

    drumpf +3m +3 / -0
    :marseysleep:

Dramamine +20m +2 / -0
Isn't this just how protests work? The police let you protest, but they can't let you riot.

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +4m +2 / -0
  The proud boys are in full riot gear, they're rioting.

    Dramamine +2m +3 / -0
    I mean sure, but the fact that there are cops there means that they're being let in the city.

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +3 / -0
      The cops are there to keep the proud boys from rioting, I guess they're not doing a very good job.

        Dramamine +3m +2 / -0
        :marseyshrug: I don't know if I'd call it a riot or not, but I guess it's up to the police to decide if they're rioting or not. I guess I'm just surprised they let a protest group in to protest.

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +2 / -0
          They're not letting them in, they're letting them in to riot.

            Dramamine +2m +1 / -0
            :marseyshrug: I don't know what else to say. I guess the cops are letting them protest, and they're not letting them riot.

              Klenn_and_Back_Again +4m +2 / -0
              They're not letting them protest, they're letting them riot.

                Dramamine +3m +1

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AUTHOR: Klenn_and_Back_Again
DATE: 2022-07-28T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Repost] I have spent 4000 of my hard-earned dramacoin to pin the most powerful, the most dramatic, and the most hilarious post of all time
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
That's right, I spent 4000 of my hard-earned dramacoin to pin the greatest post of all time, the post that caused the most drama in all of history, the post that caused the most seething in all of time. It's the greatest post of all time, and I'm proud to have pinned it for you. Thank you all for your support and for giving me the opportunity to pin this post for you, I hope you all appreciate it as much as I do!
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +5 / -0
I'm not sure if the repost is because of this post or because I posted it on the same day as the original post, but I'm not removing it because I like the attention it's getting.

  S +2m +3 / -0
  Repost was because it was the same day as the original post, will be fixed in the next update
  I like the attention too tho

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +2 / -0
    Thanks for the explanation!

      S +2m +2 / -0
      It's not your fault, it's a bug :marseycapyhacker:
      <marquee direction="down" height="250" scrollamount="80" behavior="alternate">
      <marquee scrollamount="80" behavior="alternate">
      :#marseycapysorenjump:
      </marquee>
      </marquee>

        Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +2 / -0
        Thanks for the explanation!

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +2 / -0
    Thanks for the explanation!

      S +1m +2 / -0
      It's not your fault, it's a bug :marseycapyhacker:
      <marquee direction="down" height="250" scrollamount="80" behavior="alternate">
      <marquee scrollamount="80"

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-01T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseychudnotes:
URL: {TWEET: patriottakes}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Jewdanksdad +3m +9 / -0
:#marseyoctopus2:

  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +4 / -0
  100% real, i just read it on patriottakes..

    Jewdanksdad +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseyoctopus4:

  rip_spal +44m +4 / -0
  > noo it's fake news
  It's not fake news, it's real, but it's fake news, you can't believe it's real

    Jewdanksdad +1h +1 / -0
    :#marseybrainlet:

  Mello_luvr +21m +3 / -0
  No way, they actually do this in the real world.

    Jewdanksdad +1h +1 / -0
    :#marseyoctopus2:

  JohnDevereaux +3h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    Jewdanksdad +3m +1 / -0
    :#marseyoctopus2:

KAT_B0T +41m +5 / -0
Lol this is the type of shit that should be on wpd not here

  KneeGrowsSteel +4m +3 / -0
  i'm not going to let the most bloodthirsty website on the internet win, chud.

    KAT_B0T +4m +4 / -0
    Imagine being a chud on a site full of chuds, on a site that hates chuds. You are truly a rare breed

      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +3 / -0
      i just like to see the seethe from chuds getting what's coming to them..

        KAT_B0T +2m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

    JohnDevereaux +2h +1 / -0
    {IMG}

      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
      {

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-19T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: what is the best way to be a chaser and a transphobe? :marseytrans2:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>be me
>transphobe
>chaser
>have a girlfriend
>don't want to stop being a chaser
>don't want to date a trans person
>don't want to break up with my girlfriend
>don't want to be a hypocrite
>don't want to date a cis person
>don't want to be a bigot
>don't want to be a transphobe
>don't want to be a chaser
>don't want to be a hypocrite
>don't want to be a bigot
>don't want to be a transphobe
>don't want to be a chaser
>don't want to be a hypocrite
>don't want to be a bigot
>don't want to be a transphobe
>don't want to be a chaser
>don't want to be a hypocrite
>don't want to be a bigot
>don't want to be a transphobe
>don't want to be a chaser
>don't want to be a hypocrite
>don't want to be a bigot
>don't want to be a transphobe
>don't want to be a chaser
>don't want to be a hypocrite
>don't want to be a bigot
>don't want to be a transphobe
>don't want to be a chaser
>don't want to be a hypocrite
>don't want to be a bigot
>don't want to be a transphobe
>don't want to be a chaser
>don't want to be a hypocrite
>don't want to be a bigot
>don't want to be a transphobe
>don't want to be a chaser
>don't want to be a hypocrite
>don't want to be a bigot
>don't want to be a transphobe
>don't want to be a chaser
>don't want to be a hypocrite
>don't want to be a bigot
>don

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-16T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: the doctor that created the black pill has died :marseyitsover:
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11738715/Dr-Abel-Garcia-creator-Black-Pill-dies-58.html
VOTES: +67 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
he was 58 years old. :marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
Hordofboars +13m +55 / -0
> Abel Garcia
:#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd:
{IMG}

  KneeGrowsSteel +2m +12 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    Hordofboars +1h +14 / -0
    >tfw no blackpill dad to guide you in life
    :#marseysad:

    BromiteShill +1h +7 / -0
    why is he so ugly

      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +13 / -0
      no clue but he was the creator of the black pill. so he was a cuck in his own right.

        BromiteShill +4m +8 / -0
        he looks like an east asian with some mayo admixture

          KneeGrowsSteel +1m +7 / -0
          that's what i thought. the asian and the mayo.
          {IMG}

            BromiteShill +1m +5 / -0
            lol, he is a latinx. hence the name

              KneeGrowsSteel +1m +5 / -0
              how about the surname?

                BromiteShill +1h +6 / -0
                i'm not here to educate you
                {IMG}

        ThousandBestLives +2h +1 / -0
        He was the first cuck to realize it, and was the first to share his insight

          KneeGrowsSteel +3m +1 / -0
          {IMG}

            ThousandBestLives +4m +1 / -0
            :#tayshrug:

        KinoBushido +1h +1 / -0
        {IMG}

    Un

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-04T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycapykiss:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KangThaConqueror +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}

  Penny +2h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    KangThaConqueror +2m +1 / -0
    :marseylove:

      Penny +2m +2 / -0
      ur a kween bb :marseylove:

        KangThaConqueror +5m +1 / -0
        :marseyblush:

          Penny +6m +2 / -0
          :marseyblush:ott

            KangThaConqueror +2m +1 / -0
            :marseyhearts:ott

              Penny +1m +2 / -0
              :marseyblush:ott

                KangThaConqueror +2m +1 / -0
                :marseyhappytears:ott

                  Penny +2m +2 / -0
                  :marseylove:ott

                    KangThaConqueror +1m +1 / -0
                    :marseyblush:ott

                      Penny +37s +2 / -0
                      :marseylove:ott

                        KangThaConqueror +2m +1 / -0
                        :marseyhearts:ott

                          Penny +1m +2 / -0
                          :marseylove:ott

                            KangThaConqueror +2m +1 / -0
                            :marseyblush:ott

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +31s +1 / -0
  {IMG}ott

    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1m +1 / -0
    {IMG}ott

      Snowfox_Coarsemeow +58s +1 / -0
      {IMG}ott

        Snowfox_Coarsemeow +38

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-19T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [drama] r/neoliberal discusses what kind of jobs will be replaced by AI
URL: {REDDIT: r/neoliberal what_jobs_will_be_replaced_by_ai}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I think the only jobs that will be automated are the ones that are the most boring and repetitive. For example, factory work, data entry, and customer service jobs. As for the jobs that will remain, I think they will be the ones that require creativity and problem-solving skills. For example, doctors, engineers, and artists.
> I think AI will have a huge impact on the job market in the next 10-20 years. I think we will see a lot of jobs being automated, and a lot of new jobs being created. I think the jobs that will remain will be the ones that are the most creative and the ones that require the most human interaction.
> I think the biggest challenge for the job market in the next 10-20 years will be finding ways to make sure that people are still able to find meaningful work and a sense of purpose in their lives. I think it will be important to find ways to make sure that people are able to find jobs that are both meaningful and well-paying.
> I think the biggest challenge for the job market in the next 10-20 years will be finding ways to make sure that people are still able to find meaningful work and a sense of purpose in their lives. I think it will be important to find ways to make sure that people are able to find jobs that are both meaningful and well-paying.
> I think the biggest challenge for the job market in the next 10-20 years will be finding ways to make sure that people are still able to find meaningful work and a sense of purpose in their lives. I think it will be important to find ways to make sure that people are able to find jobs that are both meaningful and well-paying.
COMMENTS:
Mello_luvr +35m +11 / -0
> i think the biggest challenge for the job market in the next 10-20 years will be finding ways to make sure that people are still able to find meaningful work and a sense of purpose in their lives.
I think the biggest challenge for the job market in the next

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-12T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: if you're a woman who can't handle not being the center of attention all the time, you don't deserve to be a woman : TwoXChromosomes
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes if_youre_a_woman_who_cant_handle_not_being_the}
VOTES: +58 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +4m +83 / -0
> [So, you're basically saying that women can't have hobbies or interests? Oh dear.]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes if_youre_a_woman_who_cant_handle_not_being_the})
:#marseyagreefast:

  X +13m +48 / -0
  > [I think men can handle having hobbies or interests? Or is it just women? I'm confused.]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes if_youre_a_woman_who_cant_handle_not_being_the})
  :#marseyagreefast:

    ABC +1m +26 / -0
    > [Yeah, this is very weird. Are you saying that men are able to have interests without being the center of attention? That's a very strange thing to say. I think men have interests too, but they are able to have them without being the center of attention. That's the difference between men and women.]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes if_youre_a_woman_who_cant_handle_not_being_the})
    :#marseyxd:

      Hoes_mad +3h +13 / -0
      > Are you saying that men are able to have interests without being the center of attention? That's a very strange thing to say.
      :#marseysmugretard:

    tempest +9h +5 / -0
    > I think men can handle having hobbies or interests?
    :marseydisagree:
    > Or is it just women?
    :marseyagreefast:

  KneeGrowsSteel +2m +23 / -0
  women's hobbies are talking about men's interests, saying they're not interested in men's interests, or how men are the reason women can

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-14T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A pinged any users to view this post pinged any users to view this post

  911roofer +56m +3 / -0
  I think that’s a fetish

  cyberdick +1h +2 / -0
  I don't want to see that
  :marseyill:

  BussyMerchant +43m +2 / -0
  :marseyeyemixer2: pinged any users to view this post

  Geralt_of_Uganda +3h +2 / -0
  :#marseycringe: pinged any users to view this post

  911roofer +56m +1 / -0
  I think that’s a fetish pinged any users to view this post

  911roofer +56m +1 / -0
  I think that’s a fetish

  911roofer +56m +1 / -0
  I think that’s a fetish

  911roofer +56m +1 / -0
  I think that’s a fetish

  911roofer +56m +1 / -0
  I think that’s a fetish

  911roofer +56m +1 / -0
  I think that’s a fetish

  911roofer +56m +1 / -0
  I think that’s a fetish

  911roofer +56m +1 / -0
  I think that’s a fetish

  911roofer +56m +1 / -0
  I think that’s a fetish

  911roofer +56m +1 / -0
  I think that’s a fetish

  911roofer +56m +1 / -0
  I think that’s a fetish

  911roofer +5

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-08T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblm: :marseytrans2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
X +10m +15 / -0
{IMG}

  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    X +1m +9 / -0
    {IMG}

      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +5 / -0
      {IMG}

        X +4m +11 / -0
        {IMG}

          KneeGrowsSteel +4m +4 / -0
          {IMG}

            X +3m +10 / -0
            {IMG}

              KneeGrowsSteel +1m +4 / -0
              {IMG}

                X +5m +12 / -0
                {IMG}

                  KneeGrowsSteel +3m +3 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    X +1m +12 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      KneeGrowsSteel +2m +4 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        X +4m +10 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          KneeGrowsSteel +2m +5 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            X +2m +11 / -0
                            {IMG}

JohnDevereaux +10m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

    JohnDevereaux +1m +13 / -0
    {IMG}

      KneeGrowsSteel +4m +5 / -0
      {IMG}

        JohnDevereaux +1m +12 / -0
        {IMG}

          KneeGrowsSteel +3m +4 / -0
          {IMG}

            JohnDevereaux +4m +10 / -0
            {IMG}

              KneeGrowsSteel +1m +4 / -0
              {IMG}

                JohnDevereaux +5m +11 / -0

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-18T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseypikachu2: pikachu is a man
URL: {REDDIT: r/4tran pikachu_is_a_man}
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +18 / -0
{IMG}

  Downie +14m +12 / -0
  {IMG}

  KneeGrowsSteel +3m +10 / -0
  i thought this was a carp post at first.

    BigBussyHunter +5m +9 / -0
    It was, but then the real thing came out
    :#marseymanysuchcases:

      KneeGrowsSteel +3m +4 / -0
      i've been gaslit again. :marseyitsaover:

      carpathianflorist +1h +4 / -0
      It wasn’t

        BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseyxdoubt:

        KneeGrowsSteel +1h +2 / -0
        it was. :marseycope:

  BigBussyHunter +9m +5 / -0
  :#marseyeyeroll2:

    peepeehands +3m +9 / -0
    {IMG}

      BigBussyHunter +2m +6 / -0
      :marseykingcrown:

  Cao_Cao +1h +4 / -0
  {GIF}
  :marseytransattentionseeker:

  WeihnachtenSalvador +4m +3 / -0
  I am sorry I told I am not a tranny

  Penny +2h +2 / -0
  kek

WeihnachtenSalvador +8m +6 / -0
I am not a tranny but I am a man

  BigBussyHunter +5m +4 / -0
  :marseysmughips:
  I thought you were an Asian girl

    WeihnachtenSalvador +3m +4 / -0
    I am a man, I am not a tranny but I am a man

      BigBussyHunter

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-19T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i hate these people so much its unreal
URL: {TWEET: nypost}
VOTES: +105 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm a liberal but this is a good thing.
>> As a liberal I can tell you this is a terrible thing.
>>> As a liberal I can tell you this is a good thing.
>>>> As a liberal I can tell you this is a good thing.
:#marseyhammersnoo:
> I'm a liberal, and this is a terrible thing. But if you think it's good, you're not a liberal.
>> I'm a liberal and think this is a good thing.
>>> What's your position on the 2nd Amendment?
>>>> I don't care about the 2nd amendment, I don't own a gun.
:#marseyshitforbrains:
> I'm a liberal and think this is a good thing.
>> Then you're not a liberal.
>>> Then you're not a liberal.
>>>> Then you're not a liberal.
>>>>> Then you're not a liberal.
:#marseybrainlet:
> I’m a liberal, and I think this is a good thing.
>> I’m a liberal and I think this is a good thing.
>>> I’m a liberal and I think this is a good thing.
>>>> I’m a liberal and I think this is a good thing.
>>>>> I’m a liberal and I think this is a good thing.
>>>>>> I’m a liberal and I think this is a good thing.
>>>>>>> I’m a liberal and I think this is a good thing.
>>>>>>>> I’m a liberal and I think this is a good thing.
>>>>>>>>> I’m a liberal and I think this is a good thing.
>>>>>>>>>> I’m a liberal and I think this is a good thing.
>>>>>>>>>>> I’m a liberal and I think this is a good thing.
>>>>>>>>>>>> I’m a liberal and I think this is a good thing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I’m a liberal and I think this is a good thing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I’m a liberal and I think this is a good thing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I’m a liberal and I think this is a good thing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I’m a liberal and I think this is a good thing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I’m a liberal and I think this is a good thing.

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-10T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: the harambe video where a black guy shoots a monkey
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyblackpearlclutch:
COMMENTS:
KneeGrowsSteel +3m +4 / -0
!chuds

  userturkey13 +30m +2 / -0
  :marseyjam:

  cyberdick +1h +1 / -0
  :marseyblackpearlclutch:

  JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
    >racism
    >chud
    :#marseyitsallsotiresome:

JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}.gif.gif

  KneeGrowsSteel +2m +1 / -0
  {IMG}.gif

    JohnDevereaux +3m +1 / -0
    {IMG} :#marseytroublemaker:

      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
      {IMG} :#marseytroublemaker:

        JohnDevereaux +1m +1 / -0
        {IMG}

          KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
          {IMG}

            JohnDevereaux +1m +1 / -0
            {IMG}.gif

              KneeGrowsSteel +2m +1 / -0
              {IMG} :#marseyblackpearlclutch:

                JohnDevereaux +2m +1 / -0
                {IMG}

                  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
                  {IMG} :#marseyblackpearlclutch:

                    JohnDevereaux +3m +1 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      KneeGrowsSteel +2m +1 / -0
                      {IMG} :#marseyblackpearlclutch:

                        JohnDevereaux +2m +1 / -0
                        {IMG} :#marseytroublemaker:.gif

                          KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-05T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: my wife and I are going to make a film about my cat :marseysoycry:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_wife_and_i_are_going_to_make_a_film_about_my}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I feel like a lot of people are missing the point of this post and getting hung up on the fact that it is about a cat. It's about the fact that I am the only one who cares for this cat and that my wife is not.
> I've had this cat for over 10 years. I have done everything I can to care for him and make sure he is happy. My wife has not. She has never even bothered to learn his name or what he likes. She has never bothered to take him to the vet when he is sick. She has never bothered to play with him or give him any attention.
> I am the only one who cares for this cat. I am the only one who knows what he likes and what he doesn't like. I am the only one who knows how to take care of him.
> I am the only one who cares for this cat.
> My wife is not.
> I am the only one who cares for this cat.
> My wife is not.
> I am the only one who cares for this cat.
> My wife is not.
> I am the only one who cares for this cat.
> My wife is not.
> I am the only one who cares for this cat.
> My wife is not.
> I am the only one who cares for this cat.
> My wife is not.
> I am the only one who cares for this cat.
> My wife is not.
> I am the only one who cares for this cat.
> My wife is not.
> I am the only one who cares for this cat.
> My wife is not.
> I am the only one who cares for this cat.
> My wife is not.
> I am the only one who cares for this cat.
> My wife is not.
> I am the only one who cares for this cat.
> My wife is not.
> I am the only one who cares for this cat.
> My wife is not.
> I am the only one who cares for this cat

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-13T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/antinatalism :marseytransflag2: :marseyeggirl: user claims to be a "non-binary" :marseytransattentionseeker: transsexual :marseytrain: who was groomed by a "lesbian" :marseyfemboy: woman.
URL: {REDDIT: r/antinatalism reminder_that_nonbinary_is_a_white_supremacist}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I am non-binary and I have a transsexual brother. I have no issue with people who identify as non-binary. But I see it as a white-supremacist ideology that is used to shut down the voices of BIPOCs and other marginalized people. When I was in college, I was told by my friends that I was non-binary, and they were so supportive and told me that I was beautiful and that I was loved. But then, I found out that they were just trying to get me to date them. I was 18 and I was very naive. I didn't know any better. I didn't know that they were just using me for sex. I didn't know that they were just using me to validate their own identity. I didn't know that they were just using me to get attention. I didn't know that they were just using me to get ahead in life. I didn't know that they were just using me to get what they wanted. I didn't know that they were just using me to get what they wanted from me. I didn't know that they were just using me to get what they wanted from me. I didn't know that they were just using me to get what they wanted from me. I didn't know that they were just using me to get what they wanted from me. I didn't know that they were just using me to get what they wanted from me. I didn't know that they were just using me to get what they wanted from me. I didn't know that they were just using me to get what they wanted from me. I didn't know that they were just using me to get what they wanted from me. I didn't know that they were just using me to get what they wanted from me. I didn't know that they were just using me to get what they wanted from

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-16T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: the moid that keeps getting away :marseycheerup:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_cant_bear_how_men_feel_entitled_to_sex}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm so sick of how men act like women owe them sex. No one owes you sex. You can't just show up at someone's house and expect them to have sex with you. It's not their job to entertain you. And just because you have a penis doesn't mean you get to just walk up to any woman and expect them to have sex with you. I hate how entitled men are. They think women owe them sex and if we don't give it to them they're entitled to be angry and resentful. Men need to learn that no one owes you anything and you can't just expect people to do things for you because you have a penis.
COMMENTS:
ABC +1m +24 / -0
> Men need to learn that no one owes you anything and you can't just expect people to do things for you because you have a penis.
Not even her dog is going to fuck her. :marseyemojirofl:

  KneeGrowsSteel +2m +7 / -0
  she probably wears a diaper to pee in when she's alone.

    ThousandBestLives +2h +2 / -0
    :#marseycringe:

  BigBussyHunter +1h +4 / -0
  :marseyxd:
  That's because she's too fat and lazy to even get on the ground to give him a belly rub

peepeehands +2m +10 / -0
> I'm so sick of how men act like women owe them sex. No one owes you sex. You can't just show up at someone's house and expect them to have sex with you.
:#marseysurejan:

  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +9 / -0
  no one owes you sex, but you're still going to fuck me.

  BigBussyHunter +1h +4 / -0
  She's a fatty and her dog wouldn't even fuck her
  :marseychonkerfoid: :marse

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-18T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycwc: christopher "nigga" chan is on the run :marseyfbi:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +3 / -0
They just need to change his name to Chris and he'll be free!

SpookyFartMan69 +1h +1 / -0
Why would he flee, he's not guilty

  KneeGrowsSteel +22m +1 / -0
  he's guilty of being a pedophile :marseywoodchipper2::obama:

    SpookyFartMan69 +25m +1 / -0
    That's not a crime:obama:

      KneeGrowsSteel +5m +1 / -0
      it is under the new york state law :marseynotes: :obama: :!marseynotes::obama: :!marseynotes:

        SpookyFartMan69 +1m +1 / -0
        He's not a NYer:marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marseyno: :obama: :marse

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-18T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybongcop::marseybongcop::marseybongcop: a doctor is arrested for saying the r-slur
URL: {TWEET: 10DowningStreet}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
ElectricFencePence +24m +16 / -0
{IMG}
It is remarkable that this image was taken in 2014 and the meme still holds true today.

  KneeGrowsSteel +4m +7 / -0
  why is it that the so-called "people" of that country can't be arsed to do anything about it?

    ElectricFencePence +1h +5 / -0
    They're too busy cleaning up their second home in Tenerife.

    WootFatigue +51m +3 / -0
    Just take a look at the people. That’s why.

      KneeGrowsSteel +4m +3 / -0
      the world is so fucked.

X +21m +12 / -0
:#marseybongcoplaser:

JimothyX7 +3m +10 / -0
The absolute state of bongland

  KneeGrowsSteel +2m +9 / -0
  {IMG}

    JimothyX7 +3m +8 / -0
    It's a joke, bongs aren't people

      KneeGrowsSteel +4m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

        JimothyX7 +3m +5 / -0
        It's a joke, bongs aren't people

          KneeGrowsSteel +3m +5 / -0
          {IMG}

            JimothyX7 +1m +4 / -0
            It's a joke, bongs aren't people

              KneeGrowsSteel +4m +4 / -0
              {IMG}

                JimothyX7 +55s +4 / -0
                It's a joke, bongs aren't people

                  KneeGrowsSteel +2m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    JimothyX7 +40s +2 / -0
                    It's a joke, b

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-06T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i'm so tired of women : TwoXChromosomes
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes im_so_tired_of_women}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I have 4 kids. 2 are my own, 2 are my ex husbands. They have a good relationship with me, their father, and their mother. I just want to know how we all got here. I’m so fucking tired of women.
> I’ve been married twice. I was raised by my mom. I’m 36. I have 2 kids, 2 step kids. I have a good relationship with my ex. I’m in a good place with my kids. I have a great relationship with my mom. I’m in a great relationship with my current boyfriend. I have a good relationship with my extended family.
> I’m at the point where I’m so tired of women. I don’t know why. I’m so sick of women. I’m so sick of them putting their kids in the middle of shit. I’m so sick of them thinking they know what’s best for their kids. I’m so sick of them putting their own needs first. I’m so sick of them thinking they’re the only ones who matter.
> I’m so sick of women. I’m so sick of them.
COMMENTS:
ABC +3m +27 / -0
> I’m so sick of women.
{IMG}

  cyberdick +4m +11 / -0
  :#marseyextinction:

  Ladytroon +1h +5 / -0
  >I’m so sick of women
  :#marseyfrozenchosenchokespal:

  JohnDevereaux +4h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

X +1m +19 / -0
:#marseygoodnight:

drumpf +14m +11 / -0
> I’m so sick of women.
:#marseyagreefast:

  X +4m +12 / -0
  :#marseyextinction:

  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +10 / -0
  :#marseyextinction:

    drumpf +3m

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-10T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i'm not even a fan of trump and even i'm not a fan of this
URL: {TWEET: nypost}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
JimothyX7 +2m +14 / -0
He's clearly retarded but he's also so retarded that the people that claim to be smart but are actually retarded seethe about him.

  KneeGrowsSteel +2m +9 / -0
  he's so fucking retarded that he's more entertaining than 99% of politicians

    JimothyX7 +40s +6 / -0
    I hope he wins again and starts sperging out with his retarded ideas.

      KneeGrowsSteel +4m +6 / -0
      i hope he wins and then tries to assassinate biden to become president. :marseybegging:

        JimothyX7 +2m +3 / -0
        :#marseybegging:
        Please god let it happen

DickButtKiss +1h +6 / -0
It's a good show, I love it

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1h +3 / -0
Thats just how he talks

BussyMerchant +1h +3 / -0
:marseygivecrown:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3h +3 / -0
>He's not even a fan of Trump
:#marseydisagree:

  KneeGrowsSteel +1h +2 / -0
  i'm not a fan of his retarded ass but i'm also not a fan of this.

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +40m +1 / -0
    :#marseydisagree:

Fabrico +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyautism:
It's the truth, and it's good.

FearOfBees +8h +1 / -0
We have a president that can't even speak and he's doing the same thing?

  KneeGrowsSteel +4m +1 / -0
  yeah, that's what he's doing.

    FearOfBe

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-12T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey Chud :marseychud: if you ask me
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +102 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@chiobu @carpathianflorist
COMMENTS:
X +4m +41 / -0
:#marseychudstamp:

  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +26 / -0
  {GIF}

    X +1m +20 / -0
    {IMG}

      KneeGrowsSteel +2m +15 / -0
      {IMG}

        X +1m +12 / -0
        {IMG}

          KneeGrowsSteel +2m +12 / -0
          {IMG}

            X +1m +11 / -0
            {IMG}

              KneeGrowsSteel +1m +13 / -0
              {IMG}

                X +1m +10 / -0
                {IMG}

                  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +6 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    X +1m +6 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      KneeGrowsSteel +3m +6 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        X +1m +6 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          KneeGrowsSteel +2m +6 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            X +4m +5 / -0
                            {IMG}

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +51m +12 / -0
  :#marseychuddance:

  C333 +1h +7 / -0
  :#marseychudnny:

  Geralt_of_Uganda +3h +5 / -0
  :#marseybased:

  C333 +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseychudnny:

  C333 +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseychudnny:

  C333 +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseychudnny:

  C333 +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseychudnny:

  C3

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-12T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoylentgrin::marseysoylentgrin::marseysoylentgrin:is this subreddit just for people to say "I'm a gamer" and then agree with whatever the current thing is?
URL: {REDDIT: r/Gamingcirclejerk is_this_subreddit_just_for_people_to_say_im_a}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> You don't have to agree with every single thing a person says to be considered an ally. It's a bit odd to expect everyone to have the exact same opinions as you. I'm an ally and I don't even play video games. I just read articles and support whatever I can.
>> Except it's not. It's not a bit odd to expect people to have the exact same opinions as you, and it's not odd to expect people to read your mind and know that you don't actually agree with you but you want to be in your circle. They just don't want to be allies, they want to be your friends.
>> It's just as odd to expect people to not read your mind and just assume you don't want to be in your circle even though you keep telling people you want to be.
>> You can say you don't want to be in a circle, but if you keep saying you do want to be in a circle, you're just being disingenuous.
>> There's no reason to be in a circle if you don't want to be in a circle. There's no reason to be an ally if you don't want to be an ally. If you don't want to be an ally, then don't be an ally.
>> There's no reason to be in a circle if you don't want to be in a circle. There's no reason to be an ally if you don't want to be an ally. If you don't want to be an ally, then don't be an ally.
>> There's no reason to be in a circle if you don't want to be in a circle. There's no reason to be an ally if you don't want to be an ally. If you don't want to be an ally, then don't be an ally.
>> There's no reason to be in a circle if you don't want to be in

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-15T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm pretty sure I've been doxxed. :marseyglow: :marseyveryworriedfed:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was at a party last night and someone was going through my phone and found my reddit account and found this place. I asked him to delete it but he couldn't and I have a feeling he's going to post my personal information online. :marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +3m +15 / -0
Post bussy

  KneeGrowsSteel +3m +12 / -0
  :#marseytroublemaker:
  no.

    BrasilIguana +2m +12 / -0
    Coward

    HeyMoon +6h +2 / -0
    :#marseytroll:

  MrNorthwoods +22m +7 / -0
  :#marseybuff:
  {IMG}

    KneeGrowsSteel +20m +6 / -0
    :#marseybooba:

    DickButtKiss +1h +2 / -0
    Based

KneeGrowsSteel +2m +11 / -0
Also, i think he took a picture of my dramacoin account and i don't know how to get rid of it.

  DoveMenCare +1m +12 / -0
  :#marseybeggar:

  MrNorthwoods +29m +5 / -0
  You can go to a casino and gamble away your DC.

    KneeGrowsSteel +18m +3 / -0
    i don't want to lose it.

      MrNorthwoods +15m +3 / -0
      Join a ping group to help you grindmaxx

  HeyMoon +6h +2 / -0
  I could get rid of it for you if you send me all your dramacoin

    KneeGrowsSteel +27m +2 / -0
    i can't do that. my best friend told me he'll kill me if i do.

userturkey13 +5m +8 / -0
:#

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-10T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/Christianity debates about whether it's wrong to read a book with the "N" word in it. :marseykkk::marseyblackface::marseyblackface:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Christianity is_it_wrong_to_read_a_book_that_has_the_nword_in}
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<blockquote>
Is it wrong to read a book that has the n-word in it? : Christianity
If it's a book that I enjoy, is it wrong to read it and look past the n-word? I'm not reading a book just to read the n-word. I'm reading a book because I enjoy reading it. I enjoy reading the Bible and I enjoy reading the book of Mormon. I enjoy reading the Holy Quran. I enjoy reading the book of Mormon because it's a good book. I enjoy reading the Bible because it's a good book. I enjoy reading the Holy Quran because it's a good book.
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
OP, I know you said you're not reading it because you want to read the N word, but I'm pretty sure you're doing it because you want to see if it's okay to use the N word.
</blockquote>
:#marseyhesright:
<blockquote>
The n word isn’t in the Bible. The word “negro” isn’t in the Bible either. I think you should read the Bible instead of reading a book that has the n word in it. That book is not going to teach you anything that the Bible can’t teach you. And the Bible doesn’t have any n words in it. The Bible doesn’t have any racist language in it. The Bible doesn’t have any slurs in it. The Bible doesn’t have any hate speech in it. The Bible doesn’t have any hate crimes in it. The Bible doesn’t have any hate speech in it. The Bible doesn’t have any hate crimes in it. The Bible doesn’t have any hate speech in it.
</blockquote>
:#marseyhesright:
<blockquote>
I'm not saying you should read it, but I don't see anything wrong with reading it. I think it's more important to read the Bible and the Holy Quran. I think it's more important to read the Bible and the Holy Quran. I

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-26T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: all the cool kids are now on twitter :marseyitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
arsey +2m +7 / -0
I don't have twitter. I do like the little twitter posts on reddit.

  KneeGrowsSteel +2m +4 / -0
  i'm not even sure how to make an account on twitter. i'm too lazy to read the instructions. i just have an account on twitter, but i only use it to follow my favorite e-girls and a few e-celebs i follow.

    arsey +12m +3 / -0
    Just use your email and password. I'm sure they'll let you change your name later. I don't know if you can make a new name on Twitter like you can on Reddit.

      KneeGrowsSteel +3m +2 / -0
      > Just use your email and password.
      i'm not even sure what my password is. i'm too lazy to make a new one.

        arsey +1m +4 / -0
        Make a new gmail account and use that. I don't have any of my real info on my accounts, so I'm not worried about that.

          KneeGrowsSteel +3m +2 / -0
          i just don't have any interest in it. it feels so impersonal. i don't feel like having a twitter account is an accomplishment. i feel like it's just another social media site.

            arsey +2m +3 / -0
            oh I see. It's just another social media site. I only use it to see celebs and e-girls. I only use it when they post on Reddit.

              KneeGrowsSteel +2m +2 / -0
              it's funny how twitter and reddit are the same site. just different usernames.

                arsey +6m +3 / -0
                I have a twitter account but I use my email address and password from Reddit. I think they let you link accounts, so I'm sure you can use your Reddit account for Twitter and vice versa. But I don't know how to do it.

                  KneeGrowsSteel +1

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-04T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: how many of you are :marseytrain:?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@chiobu @fartbinn @grizzly @marseyismywaifu @birdenthusiast @quadnarca @araara @useragent13 @gigavaccinator @geese_suck @penny @araara @araara @araara @araara @araara @araara @araara @araara @araara
COMMENTS:
birdenthusiast +39m +9 / -0
:marseydisagree:

  KneeGrowsSteel +3m +7 / -0
  i'm sorry, i'm still not convinced. :marseydepressed:
  {IMG}

    birdenthusiast +2m +8 / -0
    I’m a legacy foid :marseyfrozenchosen:

      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +7 / -0
      you're a beautiful woman. :marseyhearts:
      {IMG}

        birdenthusiast +2m +6 / -0
        :marseylove: thanks :marseyloveyou:

X +2m +9 / -0
not a train

  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +8 / -0
  @chiobu @fartbinn @grizzly @marseyismywaifu @birdenthusiast @quadnarca @araara @useragent13 @gigavaccinator @geese_suck @penny @araara @araara @araara @araara @araara @araara @araara @araara @araara
  {IMG}

    birdenthusiast +38m +7 / -0
    :marseyagree:

      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +7 / -0
      i'm so happy you told me that. :marseyhappytears:
      {IMG}

        birdenthusiast +1m +7 / -0
        :marseyhearts:

    X +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseyraging:

      KneeGrowsSteel

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-17T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: it's over. :marseyitsover: :marseygunshotsuicide:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Losercel +1m +11 / -0
Gonna start a new game with the same friends :marseyexcited:

  KneeGrowsSteel +3m +7 / -0
  i'm the biggest faggot in my friend group, so i'll just watch.

    Losercel +12m +5 / -0
    This is not true. You are the biggest loser in your friend group. It's not even close.

      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +5 / -0
      i'm not a loser, i just have no friends. :marseyitsover:

        Losercel +1m +5 / -0
        You're not a loser. You're a loser. :marseysmug:

          KneeGrowsSteel +2m +4 / -0
          i'm not a loser. i just have no friends. :marseyitsover:

            Losercel +1m +5 / -0
            I said you are not a loser. This is not true. You are the biggest loser in your friend group. It's not even close.

              KneeGrowsSteel +5m +4 / -0
              i'm not a loser. i just have no friends. :marseyitsover:

                Losercel +1m +5 / -0
                You are the biggest loser in your friend group. It's not even close.

                  KneeGrowsSteel +3m +3 / -0
                  i'm not a loser. i just have no friends. :marseyitsover:

  Dramamine +2h +3 / -0
  > Gonna start a new game with the same friends
  :#marseyagreefast:
  {IMG}

    Losercel +20m +3 / -0
    :marseysoypoint:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +1 / -0
I wish my game would crash of nowhere of nowhere

  KneeG

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-15T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyakshually: is this a marsey? :marseyakshually:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +5m +11 / -0
I don't think it is, it's too fucking ugly. What is this shit?

  KneeGrowsSteel +2m +4 / -0
  it's the 'akshually' marsey.

    Enrico_Motassa +1m +11 / -0
    I don't think it is, it's too fucking ugly. What is this shit?

      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +3 / -0
      i thought you're a bot. :marseysad:

        Enrico_Motassa +1m +7 / -0
        I don't think it is, it's too fucking ugly. What is this shit?

          KneeGrowsSteel +2m +4 / -0
          :#marseyitsover:

            Enrico_Motassa +1m +5 / -0
            I don't think it is, it's too fucking ugly. What is this shit?

              KneeGrowsSteel +1m +2 / -0
              :#marseygunshotsuicide:

                Enrico_Motassa +3m +3 / -0
                I don't think it is, it's too fucking ugly. What is this shit?

                  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
                  i'm sorry i've been a bad person :marseycry:

                    Enrico_Motassa +4m +2 / -0
                    I don't think it is, it's too fucking ugly. What is this shit?

                      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
                      :#marseyrage:

                        Enrico_Motassa +3m +2 / -0
                        I don't think it is, it's too fucking ugly. What is this shit?

                          KneeGrowsSteel +2m +1 / -0
                          :#marseycrying:

                            Enrico_Motassa +1m +2 / -0
                            I don't

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-17T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint2: :marseysoycry: :soyjak:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
JimothyX7 +2m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    JimothyX7 +1m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +5 / -0
      {IMG}

        JimothyX7 +1m +5 / -0
        {IMG}

          KneeGrowsSteel +2m +4 / -0
          {IMG}

            JimothyX7 +51s +5 / -0
            {IMG}

              KneeGrowsSteel +1m +4 / -0
              {IMG}

                JimothyX7 +2m +5 / -0
                {IMG}

                  KneeGrowsSteel +3m +4 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    JimothyX7 +1m +4 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      KneeGrowsSteel +2m +4 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        JimothyX7 +3m +4 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          KneeGrowsSteel +1m +4 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            JimothyX7 +1m +4 / -0
                            {IMG}

johnnypoop +3m +4 / -0
I don't get it

  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +4 / -0
  {IMG}e

    johnnypoop +1m +4 / -0
    Still don't get it

      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

        johnnypoop +1m +4 / -0
        Still don't get it

          KneeGrowsSteel +1m +4 / -0
          {IMG}

            johnnypoop +1m +4 / -0
            Still don't get it

              KneeGrowsSteel +2m +4 /

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-12T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhitler2: :marseyreich: :marseyauthright: :marseyauthright: :marseyauthright: :marseyauthright: :marseyauthright:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +7 / -0
Please submit this for sidebar art, I think it’s wonderful

  KneeGrowsSteel +5m +8 / -0
  {IMG}

    carpathianflorist +3m +5 / -0
    :#marseyfluffy:

  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    carpathianflorist +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseyfluffy:

      KneeGrowsSteel +2m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        carpathianflorist +2m +3 / -0
        :#marseyfluffy:

          KneeGrowsSteel +3m +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            carpathianflorist +3m +3 / -0
            :#marseyfluffy:

              KneeGrowsSteel +1m +3 / -0
              {IMG}

                carpathianflorist +1m +3 / -0
                :#marseyfluffy:

                  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    carpathianflorist +1m +2 / -0
                    :#marseyfluffy:

                      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        carpathianflorist +1m +2 / -0
                        :#marseyfluffy:

                          KneeGrowsSteel +2m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            carpathianflorist +2m +2 / -0
                            :#marseyfluffy:

  KneeGrowsSteel +3m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    carpathianflorist +3m +3 / -0
    :#

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-21T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {REDDIT: r/facepalm why_is_this_allowed}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ConchShell +14m +5 / -0
The fact that she isn't arrested for fraud is a huge win for women

MarseyInBoots-18561 +5m +3 / -0
Is that actually a tranny, or just a passing giga dyke?

  KneeGrowsSteel +2m +2 / -0
  nah. she's just a dyke. she's a lesbian.

    MarseyInBoots-18561 +5m +3 / -0
    I've never seen a lesbian pass this well. Not even that crazy, ugly one who goes to my gym.

      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +2 / -0
      most lesbians are fairly passing and you can't tell them apart from cis women. i've seen a lesbian with a beard.

        MarseyInBoots-18561 +7m +3 / -0
        I'm a regular at a lesbian bar so I have seen some, but all of them had beards. It's like a rule.

          KneeGrowsSteel +2m +2 / -0
          like what? i've never seen any lesbians at a bar. i don't go to bars.

            MarseyInBoots-18561 +2m +3 / -0
            The bar I go to is mostly trans and lesbians. You wouldn't know it from the outside, but it's like that. I have seen a lot of passing lesbians there.

              KneeGrowsSteel +2m +3 / -0
              :#marseyschizowall:

                MarseyInBoots-18561 +3m +2 / -0
                :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

  iStillMissEd +1h +1 / -0
  > Is that actually a :marseytrain:,
  It's a fake. The only reason they look like a train is

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-12T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: what if we asked Aevann to add a 3rd gender option to our profiles?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +35 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
S +1m +23 / -0
:#marseytranspearlclutch:

  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +15 / -0
  just saying, if we can have 2 genders, why not 3?

    S +57s +15 / -0
    2 genders is not enough, there are 3 genders

      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +10 / -0
      :#marseytrans2:

    sirpingsalot +16h +1 / -0
    Because then we'd have to add a fourth gender, and then a fifth, and then a sixth, and then a seventh. It's like those evil imperialist colonizers who tried to "civilize" the Indians by giving them European social norms. They didn't understand that they were just imposing their own cultural norms on people who already had a totally different set of cultural norms which worked just fine for them. Let the Indians be Indian, why do you have to make them be European?
    Just because *you* are a European doesn't mean that everybody else has to be one too. Let people have their own cultural norms and let them be happy, why do you have to force your own cultural norms on people who already have a perfectly good set of cultural norms of their own?

Fabrico +1m +13 / -0
> 3rd gender option
:#marseytransattentionseeker:

  KneeGrowsSteel +54s +11 / -0
  why not? i don't care if i'm being transphobic, i just want to see if people would do it.

    Fabrico +3m +10 / -0
    That's fair, I've been on the fence about this myself, I know some people would say no but I think some would jump at the chance.

    MarseyInBoots-18561 +6h +3 / -0
    I'm just a humble femboy, I'm just trying to be me
    :#m

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-11T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 65% of white people have less than 50% european DNA. : science :marseywrongthonk::marseywrongthonk::marseywrongthonk:
URL: {REDDIT: r/science 65_of_white_people_have_less_than_50_european_dna}
VOTES: +51 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> When I look at the ancestry of my family, there are a lot of European names in there, but the actual DNA test says my family is 1/2 black, 1/4 Native American, and 1/4 Asian. It's a bit of a culture shock to say the least.
> I'm not a fan of how DNA tests are handled, and I feel like it's a bit of a money grab, but I can't deny that I'm a bit of an ethnic mutt.
> My family is quite proud of our European heritage, but now I wonder if some of my family members are disappointed in me for having so little European DNA.
> I'm not sure what to do with this information. I don't want to tell my family, but I don't know what else to do with it.
:#marseywrongthonk:
> The "real" DNA is what you were raised and socialized in. It's not what's on a test.
:#marseywrongthonk:
> I have no idea what ethnicity my DNA test says I am. It's a mess of different things. My family has been here in the US for a couple of hundred years, so that's the ethnicity I identify with.
:#marseywrongthonk:
> I'm not sure what ethnicity my DNA test says I am. It's a mess of different things. My family has been here in the US for a couple of hundred years, so that's the ethnicity I identify with.
:#marseywrongthonk:
COMMENTS:
ElectricFencePence +34m +54 / -0
> [I have no idea what ethnicity my DNA test says I am. It's a mess of different things. My family has been here in the US for a couple of hundred years, so that's the ethnicity I identify with.](https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/science/comments/1

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-11T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: what is it about incels that makes them think that they are 100% justified in calling women "cunts" or "sluts" ? : AskUK
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskUK what_is_it_about_incels_that_makes_them_think}
VOTES: +49 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> You really have to be an idiot to not understand what incels are about. Incels are about men who think that they should get sex because they want it, and that any woman who doesn't sleep with them is a 'cunt' or a 'slut' or whatever. Incels are about men who think that they should get sex because they want it, and that any woman who doesn't sleep with them is a 'cunt' or a 'slut' or whatever. Incels are about men who think that they should get sex because they want it, and that any woman who doesn't sleep with them is a 'cunt' or a 'slut' or whatever.
:#marseyhesright:
COMMENTS:
ABC +5m +22 / -0
This is why I just call them "bitches" or "foids". :marseycool:

  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +10 / -0
  you're still an incel. :marseyeyeroll:

    ABC +2m +10 / -0
    :marseyshrug: it's just an insult, like any other. They can take it or leave it.

      KneeGrowsSteel +5m +11 / -0
      you're still an incel. :marseyeyeroll:

        ABC +1m +11 / -0
        :#marseyagreefast:

  Shreddedmanlet +30m +5 / -0
  Same, they don't like it.

  MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +3h +2 / -0
  They're just mad that the term "cunt" is a gender neutral insult.

dafoe +22m +20 / -0
> These guys are so mentally ill that they don't even realise they're being sexist. They think they're standing up for women's rights

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-13T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: redditors are so pathetic :marseydepressed:
URL: {REDDIT: r/unpopularopinion you_should_not_have_to_justify_yourself_to}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LiterallyShaking +14m +20 / -0
> "hurr durr you don't need to justify yourself to me. You can do anything you want!" is the perfect excuse for a narcissistic asshole who doesn't want to hear your opinion.
Redditors can't even define narcissism.
> The problem is that the people who say that to you, are the ones who need the most justification. That's why they are defensive, they know they are the bad guys. They just want to act like it doesn't matter because they can't accept being wrong.
So they're narcissists.

  KneeGrowsSteel +2m +11 / -0
  every person who is against cancel culture is a nazi.

  BussydoFollower +5h +2 / -0
  > They know they are the bad guys
  :#marseyxd:

  ElectricFencePence +1h +1 / -0
  Redditors also can't define woman.

X +3m +17 / -0
> I had a professor who once said that "nobody can tell you what to do. You can do whatever you want, but I need to know why you did it." I thought he was a bit of a dick, but he was right. Sometimes you have to justify your actions.
:#marseyhesright:
> The problem is that the people who say that to you, are the ones who need the most justification. That's why they are defensive, they know they are the bad guys. They just want to act like it doesn't matter because they can't accept being wrong.
:#marseysnoo: :#marseymini:

  KneeGrowsSteel +5m +9 / -0
  > I thought he was a bit of a dick, but he was right
  no he wasn't. :marseyfacepalm:

    X +10m +10 / -0
    i think you misread the post lol

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-18T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KneeGrowsSteel +1m +9 / -0
{IMG}

  1 +4h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

userturkey13 +26m +7 / -0
:#marseywave:

  KneeGrowsSteel +23m +6 / -0
  :#marseywave2:

KneeGrowsSteel +1m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  KneeGrowsSteel +23s +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    KneeGrowsSteel +8s +5 / -0
    {IMG}

      KneeGrowsSteel +12s +5 / -0
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        KneeGrowsSteel +8s +5 / -0
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          KneeGrowsSteel +10s +5 / -0
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            KneeGrowsSteel +8s +5 / -0
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              KneeGrowsSteel +9s +4 / -0
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                KneeGrowsSteel +9s +4 / -0
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                  KneeGrowsSteel +8s +2 / -0
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                      KneeGrowsSteel +9s +2 / -0
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                        KneeGrowsSteel +9s +2 / -0
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                          KneeGrowsSteel +8s +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            KneeGrowsSteel +8s +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

jackie +1h +1 / -0
dude bussy lmao

  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +2 / -0
  dude bussy lmao
  {IMG}

    jackie +17m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        jackie +3m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          KneeG

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-06T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: redditoids sneed over a post about the kid who was shot in the back of the head
URL: {REDDIT: r/actualpublicfreakouts 13yearold_boy_shot_in_the_back_of_the_head_in}
VOTES: +38 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +5m +31 / -0
> I’m sorry, but I’m not sure what you are trying to say? If it was a video of a child being shot in the back of the head, would you still call it a “disgusting video”? Are you saying that he deserved it or something?
> I’m sorry, but I’m not sure what you are trying to say? If it was a video of a child being shot in the back of the head, would you still call it a “disgusting video”? Are you saying that he deserved it or something?
> I’m sorry, but I’m not sure what you are trying to say? If it was a video of a child being shot in the back of the head, would you still call it a “disgusting video”? Are you saying that he deserved it or something?
> I’m sorry, but I’m not sure what you are trying to say? If it was a video of a child being shot in the back of the head, would you still call it a “disgusting video”? Are you saying that he deserved it or something?
> I’m sorry, but I’m not sure what you are trying to say? If it was a video of a child being shot in the back of the head, would you still call it a “disgusting video”? Are you saying that he deserved it or something?
> I’m sorry, but I’m not sure what you are trying to say? If it was a video of a child being shot in the back of the head, would you still call it a “disgusting video”? Are you saying that he deserved it or something?
> I’m sorry, but I’m not sure what you are trying to say? If it was a video of a child being shot in the back of the head, would you still call it a “disgusting video”? Are you saying that he deserved it or something?
> I’m sorry, but

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-08T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: this is cirno
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Penny +17m +3 / -0
{GIF}eded

  KneeGrowsSteel +6m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    Penny +5m +3 / -0
    {GIF}

      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        Penny +2m +3 / -0
        {GIF}

          KneeGrowsSteel +1m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            Penny +1m +3 / -0
            {GIF}

              KneeGrowsSteel +1m +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                Penny +1m +3 / -0
                {GIF}

                  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Penny +1m +3 / -0
                    {GIF}

                      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Penny +1m +3 / -0
                        {GIF}

                          KneeGrowsSteel +1m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Penny +1m +3 / -0
                            {GIF}

                  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Penny +1m +3 / -0
                    {GIF}

                      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Penny +1m +3 / -0
                        {GIF}

                          KneeGrowsSteel +1m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Penny +1m +3 / -0
                            {GIF}

drama_enthusiast +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}ed

  KneeGrowsSteel +24m +1 / -0
  {IMG}ed

    drama_enthusiast +3m +1 / -0
    {IMG}opped

      KneeGrowsSteel +29s +1 / -0
      {IMG}opped

        drama_enthusiast +2

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-11T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: anyone else is worried about the new hollyweird screeching at the redneck asians?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i hate the woke shit but i don't want to watch some hollyweird actor bitching about their parents not being rich enough.
COMMENTS:
KAT_B0T +2h +5 / -0
I’m worried about the redneck Asian’s. They are the most oppressed minority, and now they’re being attacked by woke folx who are the most privileged minority.

  KneeGrowsSteel +10m +4 / -0
  so true, brother.

    KAT_B0T +3m +2 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

JimothyX2 +1h +4 / -0
i don't care as long as they don't have the privilege of being white

  KneeGrowsSteel +7m +3 / -0
  fair enough, i'm not white either so i don't care about that shit.

    JimothyX2 +5m +4 / -0
    I'm sure you are a very cultured man of color with great taste in movies and I hope you enjoy the movie with the asian guy saying his parents are rednecks

      KneeGrowsSteel +2m +2 / -0
      i'll watch it but only if they drop the woke shit.

        JimothyX2 +1m +4 / -0
        :marseysleep:

          KneeGrowsSteel +4m +3 / -0
          i'll pay you 100 dramacoin if you can get me a screenshot of the movie with hollyweird actor crying about his parents.

            JimothyX2 +2m +3 / -0
            :marseysleep:

              KneeGrowsSteel +6m +3 / -0
              i'll pay you 500 dramacoin if you can get me a screenshot of the movie with hollyweird actor crying about his parents.

                JimothyX2 +41s +2 / -0
                :marseysleep:

                  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +2 / -0
                  i'll pay you 10

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-08T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: transphobic chud rightoid thinks that transwomen should be treated like women and not like children :marseywholesome:
URL: {TWEET: i}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +3m +4 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:
{IMG}

  KneeGrowsSteel +3m +2 / -0
  this is why you're not a real woman, chud.

    X +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:
    {IMG}

      KneeGrowsSteel +5m +1 / -0
      {IMG}
      i'm a biological man so i'm a woman and you're a woman. both of us should be treated like women.

        X +4m +3 / -0
        :#marseyagreefast:
        {IMG}

          KneeGrowsSteel +3m +1 / -0
          {IMG}
          you're a woman and i'm a woman. women should be treated like women and not like children.

            X +2m +3 / -0
            :#marseyagreefast:
            {IMG}

              KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
              {IMG}
              i'm a woman and you're a woman. we should be treated like women and not like children.

                X +1m +3 / -0
                :#marseyagreefast:
                {IMG}

                  KneeGrowsSteel +2m +1 / -0
                  {IMG}
                  i'm a woman and you're a woman. we should be treated like women and not like children.

                    X +5m +3 / -0
                    :#marseyagreefast:
                    {IMG}

                      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
                      {IMG}
                      i'm a woman and you're a woman. we should be treated like women and not like children.

                        X +3m +3 / -0
                        :#marseyagreefast:
                        {IMG}

                          KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
                          {IMG}
                          i'm a woman and you're a woman. we

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-14T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: hrt is a scam
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
iowa_hawkeye +15m +2 / -0
The black and white photo is a massive red flag.

  KneeGrowsSteel +21m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-11T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrump::marseytrump::marseytrump::marseytrump::marseytrump::marseytrump:
URL: {TWEET: DrLoupis}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Jimbo_B_Beterson +21m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  STAN_ARTMS +3h +3 / -0
  :#marseybegging:

KneeGrowsSteel +2m +9 / -0
{IMG}

  STAN_ARTMS +3h +3 / -0
  :#marseycoomer2:

whyareyou +5h +2 / -0
> Dr. Loupis
:marseyxdoubt:

jararaca +5h +2 / -0
Trump is a scam artist, he knows how to make the most out of his fans.

JohnDevereaux +14h +2 / -0
>35000
{IMG}

  KneeGrowsSteel +2m +1 / -0
  >35000
  you'll be begging for 35k a month from a trump tower penthouse in no time.

    JohnDevereaux +1m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      KneeGrowsSteel +5m +1 / -0
      {IMG}

        JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
        {IMG}ott

          KneeGrowsSteel +2h +1 / -0
          {IMG}ott

            JohnDevereaux +10h +2 / -0
            {IMG}ott

              KneeGrowsSteel +6m +1 / -0
              {IMG}ott

                JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
                {IMG}ott

                  KneeGrowsSteel +3m +1 / -0
                  {IMG}ott

                    JohnDevereaux +17m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}ott

                      KneeGrowsSteel +10m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-17T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywholesome::marseywholesome::marseywholesome:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +1m +9 / -0
:#marseyitsallsotiresome:

  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    BrasilIguana +2m +6 / -0
    :#marseyitsallsotiresome:

      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        BrasilIguana +1m +5 / -0
        :#marseyitsallsotiresome:

          KneeGrowsSteel +2m +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            BrasilIguana +1m +6 / -0
            :#marseyitsallsotiresome:

              KneeGrowsSteel +3m +3 / -0
              {IMG}

                BrasilIguana +3m +6 / -0
                :#marseyitsallsotiresome:

                  KneeGrowsSteel +5m +3 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    BrasilIguana +1m +6 / -0
                    :#marseyitsallsotiresome:

                      KneeGrowsSteel +5m +3 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        BrasilIguana +1m +6 / -0
                        :#marseyitsallsotiresome:

                          KneeGrowsSteel +5m +3 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            BrasilIguana +1m +6 / -0
                            :#marseyitsallsotiresome:

JimothyX7 +7m +3 / -0
:marseytransrentfree:

  KneeGrowsSteel +3m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    JimothyX7 +1m +1 / -0
    :marseytransrentfree:

      KneeGrowsSteel +3m +1 / -0
      {IMG}

        JimothyX7 +1m +1 / -0
        :marseytransrent

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-26T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: should we start a !the_donald ping group?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
just so we can call out retards who should be forced to eat bugs. and should be told to live in the pod. !the_donald
COMMENTS:
King-Krazy +1m +11 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: no but we should start a king krazy ping group and call it !kkk:#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +5 / -0
  !kkk

    King-Krazy +5m +5 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: you have been blessed by king krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +5 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy:

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +4 / -0
  I’ll donate 5k dc if you’ll donate 5k dc

    King-Krazy +5m +4 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: deal:#marseykingkrazy:

      Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +4 / -0
      Deal.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +23m +3 / -0
  I'll give you 1000 coins for it if you get it made

    King-Krazy +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: deal:#marseykingkrazy:

      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5m +4 / -0
      :#marseykingcrown:

E +3m +4 / -0
do you think they would ever let us in

  KneeGrowsSteel +2m +2 / -0
  no.

    E +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:

DickButtKiss +3m +3 / -0
I like the idea but we should just call it !thedoctor

  KneeGrowsSteel +

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-11T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: this is cirno
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Jimbo_B_Beterson +2m +11 / -0
:#marseybooba:

  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +10 / -0
  {IMG}

    TheOverSeether +32m +10 / -0
    {IMG}
    :#marseybooba:

      Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +7 / -0
      :#marseymommymilkers:

  Tomfoolery +2h +6 / -0
  {IMG}

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +17m +4 / -0
    I LOVE CIRNO

      Tomfoolery +1h +3 / -0
      :marseyagreesuperspeed:

Fabrico +15m +8 / -0
:#marseybooba:

userturkey13 +2h +4 / -0
I love her so much

  KneeGrowsSteel +3m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

TheOverSeether +34m +3 / -0
:#marseybooba:

TheDunceonMaster +4h +3 / -0
I hate cirno so much it's unreal.

  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    TheDunceonMaster +1m +2 / -0
    Cirno is a pedophile

      KneeGrowsSteel +1m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        TheDunceonMaster +1m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          KneeGrowsSteel +2m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            TheDunceonMaster +44s +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              KneeGrowsSteel +1m +2 / -0
              {IMG}otte

                TheDunceonMaster +57s +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  KneeGrowsSteel +2m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    TheDunceonMaster

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-02T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: some random person on the internet says i have no soul, so i made this thread to prove him wrong
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +10 / -0
:#marseymeds:

  KneeGrowsSteel +3m +6 / -0
  im not on meds, i'm not crazy. i'm just a soulless husk of a human being who will never have any meaningful relationships.

    TR +2h +2 / -0
    > i'm not crazy. i'm just a soulless husk of a human being who will never have any meaningful relationships.
    that's what the meds are for

box +2h +3 / -0
{IMG}

KneeGrowsSteel +1m +2 / -0
{IMG}

KneeGrowsSteel +48s +1 / -0
{IMG}

KneeGrowsSteel +3m +1 / -0
{IMG}

KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
{IMG}

KneeGrowsSteel +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}

KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
{IMG}

KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
{IMG}

KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
{IMG}

KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
{IMG}

KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
{IMG}

KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
{IMG}

KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
{IMG}

KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
{IMG}

KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
{IMG}

KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
{IMG}

KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
{IMG}

KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
{IMG}

KneeGrowsSteel +1m +1 / -0
{IMG}

K

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-11T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: why do you hate women?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
why do you hate women? :marseynails:
COMMENTS:
Allende +40m +5 / -0
I hate women.

KneeGrowsSteel +36s +4 / -0
{IMG}

  KneeGrowsSteel +45s +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    KneeGrowsSteel +32s +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      KneeGrowsSteel +31s +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        KneeGrowsSteel +28s +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          KneeGrowsSteel +34s +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            KneeGrowsSteel +29s +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              KneeGrowsSteel +28s +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                KneeGrowsSteel +33s +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  KneeGrowsSteel +30s +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    KneeGrowsSteel +24s +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      KneeGrowsSteel +28s +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        KneeGrowsSteel +30s +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          KneeGrowsSteel +28s +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            KneeGrowsSteel +28s +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

JimothyX2 +2m +3 / -0
because i'm jimothy hello :marseywave2:

  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

KneeGrowsSteel +1m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    KneeGrowsSteel +32s +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      KneeGrowsSteel +33s +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        KneeGrowsSteel +27s +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          KneeGrowsSteel +2

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-11T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: post this to r/guycry
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A בדוק את הערותיך
דוח זה לא קיים או שלא ניתן לגשת אליו. יש להתחבר או להירשם.
ההירשמות הוגשו בדויים או שכחתי את פרטי הכניסה שלי.
ההירשמות הוגשו בדויים או שכחתי את פרטי הכניסה שלי.
ההירשמות הוגשו בדויים או שכחתי את פרטי הכניסה שלי.
ההירשמות הוגשו בדויים או שכחתי את פרטי הכניסה שלי.
ההירשמות הוגשו בדויים או שכחתי את פרטי הכניסה שלי.
ההירשמות הוגשו בדויים או שכחתי את פרטי הכניסה שלי.
ההירשמות הוגשו בדויים או שכחתי את פרטי הכניסה שלי.
ההירשמות הוגשו בדויים או שכחתי את פרטי הכניסה שלי.
ההירשמות הוגשו בדויים או שכחתי את פרטי הכניסה שלי.
ההירשמות הוגשו בדויים או שכחתי את פרטי הכניסה שלי.
ההירשמות הוגשו בדויים או שכחתי את פרטי הכניסה שלי.
ההירשמות הוגשו בדויים או שכחתי את פרטי הכניסה שלי.
ההירשמות הוגשו בדויים או שכחתי את פרטי הכניסה שלי.
ההירשמות הוגשו בדויים או שכחתי את פרטי הכניסה שלי.
ההירשמות הוגשו בדויים או שכחתי את פרטי הכניסה שלי.
ההירשמות הוגשו בדויים או שכחתי את פרטי הכניסה שלי.
ההירשמות הוגשו בדויים או שכחתי את פרטי הכניסה שלי.
ההירשמות הוגשו בדויים או שכחתי את פרטי הכניסה שלי.
ההירשמות הוגשו בדויים או שכחתי את פרטי הכניסה

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-06T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why are you incels not posting about the "attractive women have more rights" meme?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +38 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/4chan anon_is_right}
COMMENTS:
YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1h +25 / -0
[The solution to this dilemma is Islam.]({TWEET: stillgray})
{IMG}
{IMG}

  cyberdick +1h +11 / -0
  > [You can't be a woman if you don't dress like this]({TWEET: stillgray})
  :#marseyxd:
  > [It is very Islamophobic to suggest that this woman is not Muslim]({TWEET: stillgray})
  :#marseyschizowave:
  > [Why would she be wearing that? Is it because she is Muslim? Is she not allowed to wear pants? Is she not allowed to wear a tank top? She should be able to wear what she wants, as long as she is a Muslim. But the fact that she is wearing a hijab means she is a Muslim.]({TWEET: stillgray})
  :#marseyraging:

    TheOverSeether +5h +3 / -0
    > It is very Islamophobic to suggest that this woman is not Muslim
    :marseyconfused:
    > Why would she be wearing that? Is it because she is Muslim? Is she not allowed to wear pants? Is she not allowed to wear a tank top? She should be able to wear what she wants, as long as she is a Muslim. But the fact that she is wearing a hijab means she is a Muslim.
    :marseyconfused:

      cyberdick +2m +3 / -0
      :marseyconfused::#marseyconfused:
      :marseyagreefast:

        TheOverSeether +3m +3 / -0
        :#marseyconfusedpat:

  Penny +1h +8 / -0
  :marseyconfused: what is this tweet about

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +7 / -0
    It

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-12T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: why do you think being a dramatard is so cool? :marseycool2:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i think it's cool because we can do whatever we want :marseyexcited:
COMMENTS:
GigaVaccinator +1m +10 / -0
You can call people niggers and the jannies won't ban you

  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  Bussy_Annihilator +1h +2 / -0
  :marseycool:

boogiecat +11m +8 / -0
because we can just say whatever we want :marseycool2:

  KneeGrowsSteel +3m +2 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

ManBearFridge +30m +7 / -0
Because we don't have to get along with each other. It's freedom of speech, not freedom from consequences.

  KneeGrowsSteel +2m +3 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

ChristoffWChanderson +5m +7 / -0
It's cool because you can make a fresh account with a different name every time you get banned. It's like prison, you can't get enough of it! :marseyembrace:

  KneeGrowsSteel +6m +4 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +10m +6 / -0
Because we have more free speech rights than any other website on the internet.

  KneeGrowsSteel +4m +2 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

ManBearFridge +28m +4 / -0
Because we are free from consequences

  KneeGrowsSteel +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

KneeGrowsSteel +2m +4 / -0
@tookaed for being a woman

  tooka +2m +4 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

    KneeGrowsSteel +1m +4 /

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-02T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: gets their feelings hurt when they get called out for stealing valor from a real soldier:marseysoldieramerica:
URL: {TWEET: dana_winter}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +59m +12 / -0
> my entire life has been about defending the freedoms of others and i still cant defend my right to exist
trans lives matter

X +1m +10 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

  KneeGrowsSteel +3m +8 / -0
  i know it's probably not the same person but i hope she does this too.
  {IMG}

    X +3m +6 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases:

  whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
  It's a good day when you see a :marseytrain: get put in their place by an actual veteran.

    X +3m +2 / -0
    > an actual veteran.
    she's a Marine :marseyxd:

      whyareyou +2m +2 / -0
      No, she is a real veteran, not a fake one who did not die in combat

        X +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseysmughips:
        {IMG}

          whyareyou +1m +1 / -0
          :#marseyxdoubt:

            X +1m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              whyareyou +3m +2 / -0
              :marseyxdoubt:

                X +1m +2 / -0
                :#marseydepressed:

                  whyareyou +5m +1 / -0
                  :marseymanysuchcases:

    KneeGrowsSteel +2h +1 / -0
    i think she's a marine, not a real soldier. :marseyshapiro:

      whyareyou +13h +1 / -0
      Marines are soldiers, sweaty

        KneeGrowsSteel +1h +1 / -0
        they are not.

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AUTHOR: KneeGrowsSteel
DATE: 2023-02-10T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: is it true that incels are immune to getting laid? :marseyblops2cel:
URL: {REDDIT: r/IncelTear is_it_true_that_incels_are_immune_to_getting_laid}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm just curious, is it true that incels are immune to getting laid? If so, why? I'm not an incel but I'm curious, I would like to hear your thoughts.
<br>
> Just another example of why inceltears is the most retarded sub on the whole website. I've never seen so many people in one place so desperate to justify their existence and make themselves look good while at the same time trying to make their enemies look bad. You're all pathetic. You're all losers. You're all children. You're all incels.
<br>
> You will never get laid
<br>
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> You

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-01-16T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfunko:
URL: {TWEET: johnfetterman}
VOTES: +38 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Patsy +1m +24 / -0
{IMG}

  KongToTheMax +3m +14 / -0
  Me on the left

  Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +54m +11 / -0
  The :marseytrain2: 2017 meme has aged like milk.

    birdenthusiast +1h +12 / -0
    It was always about an older woman. The two dudes were a couple. It was just a joke about how the dude is like a child to her. :marseyteehee:

      Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +11m +5 / -0
      The meme is supposed to be a joke? I thought it was serious.

        birdenthusiast +1m +7 / -0
        It’s a joke about how :marseyfoidretard: can be mentally stunted and act like children. :marseyteehee: :marseywhirlyhat: :marseywhirlyhat: :marseywhirlyhat:

          Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +1m +4 / -0
          {GIF}

  KawaiiFembee +43m +6 / -0
  :marseycringe: I thought this was going to be a :marseytrain: meme

    Patsy +1m +4 / -0
    its a funny meme from before the train epidemic

      KawaiiFembee +1m +6 / -0
      :marseycringe: I thought this was going to be a :marseytrain: meme

        Patsy +1m +5 / -0
        :#marseyteehee:

  Sphereserf3232 +2h +4 / -0
  Why is the guy on the left so short? :marseyshook:

Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +53m +16 / -0

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2023-03-20T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Who's ready for the most dramatic election of all time?
URL: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/2024-president-election-date-rcna88976
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Election day is 11/5/24. It's gonna be amazing.
COMMENTS:
KawaiiFembee +26m +18 / -0
{IMG}
It's fucking over.

  C333 +15m +20 / -0
  >biden
  >fascist
  :#marseyxd:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +27m +11 / -0
    >literally Hitler
    >biden
    :#marseyxd:

      C333 +1m +12 / -0
      {GIF}

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +33m +7 / -0
    Biden is a fascist. Biden is an imperialist. Biden is a killer. Biden is a puppet.
    @theoverseether @pizzashill discuss.

      C333 +4m +6 / -0
      :#marseybiden:
      Why?

        Nixoncrats_for_trump +24m +6 / -0
        He’s a senile puppet that will sell out his country to China for the tiniest bit of personal gain. He’s the weakest president of the 21st century and that’s saying something.
        That being said, he’s still a leftoid so he’s not as bad as Trump. But still, a disgrace.

          C333 +6m +4 / -0
          How is he a puppet? I thought he was the puppet master

            Nixoncrats_for_trump +4m +4 / -0
            Because the deep state is making decisions for him. He’s senile. He’s being fed lines. He’s being told what to say and what to do.
            He’s a senile puppet of the deep state.

              C333 +13m +4 / -0
              https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/biden-administration

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2023-04-12T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "It's called a chud award and it's not the same thing as a ban award" - AutoJanny
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +2m +8 / -0
:#marseybrainlet:

  KongToTheMax +3m +5 / -0
  :marseysmug2:

DickButtKiss +3m +4 / -0
Chud award is a ban award retard

  KongToTheMax +2m +4 / -0
  :#marseysmug3:

Klenn_and_Back_Again +1h +2 / -0
>giving the chud award to a chud
:#marseyxd:

Cao_Cao +30m +1 / -0
This is a ban award.
{IMG}.
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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2022-12-25T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Merry Christmas!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +10 / -0
:#marseyfrozenlove:

  Red_Shill +12m +6 / -0
  This marsey is so cute

    X +4m +7 / -0
    :#marseyfrozenchosenpat:

Red_Shill +14m +4 / -0
I love this, but only if she has a boob job

  KongToTheMax +6m +3 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

    Red_Shill +3m +2 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

box +1h +3 / -0
Lol this is what you do with your life :marseyxd:

  KongToTheMax +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

DildongusPrimal +1h +2 / -0
Happy Christmas! to you too!
:#marseychristmaslove::#marseychristmaslove: to you too!
:#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#marseychristmaslove: :#m

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2022-11-14T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/neoliberal is a bunch of heckin' transphobes
URL: {REDDIT: r/neoliberal as_a_transgender_woman_i_feel_violated_by_the}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Lots of sneeding in this thread
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +13m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +23m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
    I love that this is one of the few Marseys which has a sensible name.

  cyberdick +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

drumpf +1h +9 / -0
> Just to be clear, there was no change in the bill, it’s that the bill was never actually passed so it’s just a bill in name, not law
> My point is that that bill was never passed into law, so it was not a law in the first place.
> I guess this isn’t a “gotcha” in the traditional sense, but rather, the bill was never passed, so it was never a law, so it can’t be repealed. There is no law to repeal.
> The bill was never passed, so there was no law to repeal.
> The bill was never passed, so there was no law to repeal.
> The bill was never passed, so there was no law to repeal.
> The bill was never passed, so there was no law to repeal.
> The bill was never passed, so there was no law to repeal.
> The bill was never passed, so there was no law to repeal.
> The bill was never passed, so there was no law to repeal.
> The bill was never passed, so there was no law to repeal.
> The bill was never passed, so there was no law to repeal.
> The bill was never passed, so there was no law to repeal.
> The bill was never passed, so there was no law to repeal.
> The bill was never passed, so there was no law to repeal.
> The bill was never passed, so there was no law to repeal.
> The bill was never passed, so there was no law to repeal.
> The

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-10-16T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Uhhh....wtf?
URL: {TWEET: RepMTG}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is not the first time she's done this. What's going on?
COMMENTS: N/A
  CEO_of_misogyny +11m +7 / -0
  > What's going on?
  It's called the most basic human instinct of a woman: attention seeking.

  cyberdick +58m +2 / -0
  :#marseywould:

  Gibberish +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyshrug: She's been doing this for years

  Lv999_Slime_God +2h +2 / -0
  :marseywould: her and get paid..otte

  misterwigger +41m +1 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh:.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-08-08T02Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Happy National Watermelon Day!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +10h +2 / -0
I didn't know it was national watermelon day. Now I'm hungry :#marseyhannibal:.
!besties. !besties

  NO +1m +2 / -0
  Wtf it's real :marseyspit:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +1 / -0
    :#marseyconfused:

      NO +2m +2 / -0
      {IMG}. !besties

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseyfacepalm:. !besties

          NO +5m +2 / -0
          {IMG} :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp: :marseyderp

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2025-01-09T15Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: I have been posting in /r/therightcantmeme for a few years now and it's been a goldmine
URL: {REDDIT: r/TheRightCantMeme hello_fellow_racists}
VOTES: +15 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The site's rules prohibit any sort of nooticing but that's what the mods are there for. As long as you post your memes as a leftoid you can get away with it.
There are hundreds of these posts from across the political spectrum. I was just looking for some memes to post here.
COMMENTS:
arsey +10m +7 / -0
I know the mods on there are jannies of the other subs. I remember when they banned someone for saying "lol trans lives matter" and the jannies were like "what's wrong with that?" lol

  KongToTheMax +1m +5 / -0
  I'm pretty sure I remember that one
  they're all just rdrama jannies but they do it for free

    arsey +1m +4 / -0
    That's what I'm saying. They are all just rdrama jannies. It's funny that they are so far up their own asses.

  corp +11m +5 / -0
  The mods are pretty much the same as the SRD mods, which is to say reddit power mods

    arsey +1m +4 / -0
    Yep and they are all rdrama jannies too. They are the worst kind of jannies.

      corp +4m +4 / -0
      I remember the time some of the mods had a group chat where they were talking about how they were going to make sure the sub didn't get banned by the admins so they would make sure to ban anyone who posted anything that would be considered "political" and it was only the most obvious of memes. I'm sure they still have that policy

        arsey +2m +4 / -0
        I think it was a purge at one point. I remember one of the mods saying they were going to "clean up" the sub.

          corp +4m +4 / -0
          There was a "clean up" thread back in 2020 or so where

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2025-02-02T04Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseyblack: :marseysoypoint:
URL: {TWEET: wigger}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +58m +10 / -0
{IMG}

KawaiiFembee +2h +4 / -0
{IMG}

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +3h +3 / -0
I don't know what the "TJD" means, but I'm with Wigger on this one.

  KongToTheMax +5h +3 / -0
  Total Janny Death

  Grue +8h +1 / -0
  Wrong

R +2h +2 / -0
Is that a glock 19? :marseyglow:

  KongToTheMax +6h +1 / -0
  Tbh it doesn’t look like a glock 19.

Grue +11h +1 / -0
You got a source on that? :marseysmughips:

  KongToTheMax +2h +1 / -0
  It’s on the internet so it’s true. And I’m not a janny.

    Grue +2m +1 / -0
    I’m a janitor, and I’m here to clean up the messes that people like you leave behind. And I’m going to make sure that you’re held accountable for your actions, because that’s what’s right and just. And I’m going to make sure that the internet is a safer place for everyone, because that’s what’s important. And I’m going to make sure that people like you are held accountable for their actions, because that’s what’s right and just. And I’m going to make sure that the internet is a safer place for everyone, because that’s what’s important. And I’m going to make sure that people like you are held accountable for their actions, because that’s what’s right and just. And I’m going to make sure that the internet is a safer place for everyone, because that’s what’s important. And I’m going to make sure that people like you are held accountable

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-08-06T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfedpostyes:
URL: {REDDIT: r/politics comment}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +33m +2 / -0
:#marseyfedposthmmm:

KoreanDandyKing +41m +1 / -0
:marseyfedpostyes:
{IMG}

Freak-Off +57m +1 / -0
FUCKIN' FINALLY

Haberdasher +1h +1 / -0
Why not?

  KongToTheMax +1m +1 / -0
  Because it's against the law, duh

    Haberdasher +3m +1 / -0
    You mean the law, or the law of reddit? Because I can't think of a law that says you're not allowed to do it. It's just a good thing to do.

      KongToTheMax +5m +1 / -0
      It's against the law of reddit, duh

        Haberdasher +13m +1 / -0
        But is it against the law? Because I think it's a good thing to do, but I'm not sure if it's a crime to do it.

          KongToTheMax +1h +1 / -0
          It's against the law of reddit, duh

            Haberdasher +7h +1 / -0
            But is it against the law?

              KongToTheMax +1h +1 / -0
              It's against the law of reddit, duh

                Haberdasher +3h +1 / -0
                But is it against the law?

                  KongToTheMax +1h +1 / -0
                  It's against the law of reddit, duh

                    Haberdasher +3h +1 / -0
                    But is it against the law?cott

                      KongToTheMax +20m +1 / -0
                      It's against the law of reddit, duh

                        Haberdasher +3m +1 / -0
                        But is it against the law?cott

                          KongToThe

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-09-16T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A redditor named u/Ashton_Crocodile37 posts a comment that he should be killed.
URL: https://old.reddit.com/user/Ashton_Crocodile37
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
BooMetropolis +1m +2 / -0 [C]
> u/Ashton_Crocodile37
:#marseyxd:
No trans lives matter.

  KongToTheMax +3m +3 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold:

  BooMetropolis +52s +2 / -0 [C]
  !slots500
  No trans lives matter.

    BooMetropolis +18s +2 / -0 [C]
    !goomblers
    No trans lives matter.

      BooMetropolis +19s +2 / -0 [C]
      :#marseycheckem2:
      No trans lives matter.otte.ott.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2022-10-21T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/neoliberal devolves into slapfights after OP accuses "neolibs" of being anti-science
URL: {REDDIT: r/neoliberal the_growing_trumpian_conspiracy_theory_that}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> It’s weird to me that you can call yourself a neoliberal and not be pro science. There are so many things that are indisputable about the science of Covid, and yet people on both sides just don’t care. It’s really frustrating.
>> :soyjaktalking: “I don’t think it’s possible to be a neoliberal unless you think the science says exactly what I think it says”
>>> :marseysmugretard: I don’t see how you can be a neoliberal and not be pro-science. Neoliberalism is based on the idea that the free market is the best way to solve problems. The free market is based on the idea that people are rational actors who make decisions based on information. The best way to get information is through science.
>>>> :soyjaktalking: I’m a neoliberal, I’m pro-science, and I disagree with you.
>>>>> :marseysmugretard: “I’m a neoliberal, I’m pro-science, and I disagree with you.”
>>>>>> :soyjaktalking: “I’m a neoliberal, I’m pro-science, and I disagree with you.”
>>>>>>> :marseysmugretard: “I’m a neoliberal, I’m pro-science, and I disagree with you.”
>>>>>>>> :soyjaktalking: “I’m a neoliberal, I’m pro-science, and I disagree with you.”
>>>>>>>>> :marseysmugretard: “I’m a neoliberal, I’m pro-science, and I disagree with you.”
>>>>>>>>>> :soyjaktalking: “I’m a neoliberal, I’m pro-science, and I disagree with you.”
COMMENTS:
X +18m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  KongToTheMax +2m +6 / -0
  :#marseymask::#marseyvaxmaxx::#marseyobey:

  peepeehands +2m +4 / -0
  @

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2022-09-12T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is this the start of the rDrama-Reddit schism?
URL: {REDDIT: r/RedditAlternatives rdramanet}
VOTES: +38 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Avalon +14m +31 / -0
> What the fuck is this subreddit?
:#marseyhammersnoo:

  GT +1m +20 / -0
  They can't help themselves
  {IMG}

    C333 +1h +13 / -0
    >marseyphobia
    :#marseypearlclutch:

    BigBussyHunter +2h +4 / -0
    :marseydisagree:

  kingsolidksnekrool +1h +10 / -0
  "What the fuck is this subreddit" is a very Reddit thing to say

  Wuzizname +1h +6 / -0
  "What the fuck is this sub reddit?"
  "We're talking about things we'd like to see on Reddit but can't due to the admins' censorship so we're discussing alternatives"
  "Huh? What are you talking about? You're on Reddit?"
  :marseyconfused:

  BigBussyHunter +2h +4 / -0
  :marseyshitforbrains: :marseyhammersnoo:

  AntiJannieAktion +1h +3 / -0
  “what the fuck is this subreddit”
  :#marseyhammersnoo:

DaddyReagan +11m +20 / -0
> What the fuck is this subreddit
I think we're going to have to ban anyone that says this.

  KongToTheMax +5m +21 / -0
  I thought that was a Reddit moment until I realized it was someone from this site.

    DaddyReagan +1h +6 / -0
    And now it's a rdrama moment.

  Wuzizname +1h +7 / -0
  "What the fuck is this subreddit"
  "We're talking about things we'd like to see on Reddit but can't due to the admins' censorship so we're discussing alternatives"

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-10-10T13Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Leftoids are mad when it turns out that the mentally ill can't be trusted with guns
URL: {TWEET: Rfaeakins}
VOTES: +70 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is a woman who was working as a school counselor (lol) at a school where 7 people were killed by an active shooter. She was also working with a person who threatened to shoot up the school, and she used the threat to get her fired from her job.
COMMENTS:
X +2m +57 / -1
{IMG}
:#marseyxd:

  Goomble +2h +17 / -1
  It's the only thing she was right about

    Lv999_Slime_God +2h +3 / -1
    No, she was wrong about that too. The shooter didn't even shoot up the school. He just went there and killed some kids

  SupremeShitposter +3h +15 / -1
  >Uvalde
  >Texas
  >Republican
  >Mexican
  >immigrant
  >fucking nuts
  >the shooter wasn't even Mexican
  >fucking nuts
  >immigrant
  >the shooter was an illegal
  >the school had an active shooter training plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the school had a lockdown plan
  >the

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2025-03-05T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyelonmusk: says :marseyitsover: for :marseytrump:
URL: {TWEET: elonmusk}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
A_Cat +1m +18 / -0
:marseyfsjal: Elon Marsey Musk :marseyfsjal:

  KongToTheMax +50s +11 / -0
  :#marseyelonmusk:

    A_Cat +5m +10 / -0
    :#marseyexcitedgif:

    GodzillaSong +1h +5 / -0
    :#marseyelonpaypig:

KoreanDandyKing +17m +11 / -0
Elon Musk is like the little brother of Trump.
Trump is rich, powerful, and older than Elon and Elon has to bend the knee and try to be a good little brother while Trump is drinking margaritas on his yacht.

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +5 / -0
  He’s rich because of SpaceX and Tesla, he’s not even the richest person in the world anymore. Trump is the richest person in the world.

    KoreanDandyKing +1m +4 / -0
    He's rich because of Trump :marseyindignant:

  s_a_n_t_b +1h +4 / -0
  I don't think Trump's yacht is even big enough to take him and Elon to the private island

  Freak-Off +3h +2 / -0
  >margaritas
  I don't think he's drinking any alcoholic beverages while he's in the White House.
  He's a straight edge nigga

Goomble +1m +9 / -0
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +6 / -0
  I don’t think he’s ever been happy and I don’t think he will ever be happy.

    Freak-Off +3h +3 / -0
    He is on the cusp of the top 1% and is living his best life.

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-11-02T01Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: I'm a transgender transracial transspecies woman. This is my life.
URL: {TWEET: libsoftiktok}
VOTES: +42 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +14m +29 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG} {IMG}
:#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh:

  Zuzie +1h +11 / -0
  {IMG}

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +7 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  SaveUsUncleTed +13h +3 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

AnnoyinTheGoyim +12m +15 / -0
I think the current thing is to identify as an anthro for :quote:trans:quote: people.

  Haberdasher +2h +4 / -0
  I'm sure it's already a thing, but the problem is that it's only going to get bigger.

    SaveUsUncleTed +11h +2 / -0
    :#marseydoomer:

ThePhantomBussy +1h +10 / -0
Aren't the majority of the ones that actually live their life as an anthro from the west coast?
And are the ones that live as an anthro really just weird fetishists who are now out in the open?
I'm not buying that these people are sane or valid.

  SaveUsUncleTed +12h +2 / -0
  > I'm not buying that these people are sane or valid.
  *I'm* not buying them, either, but its the one thing that makes me wonder what kind of *psychotic* parent would allow their kid to have that kind of degeneracy as an identity and "safety net".
  Do they not care about what's going to happen to their kid 5-10 years down the line, when theyre old enough to realise that theyre mentally ill and their identity is just a fetish

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-04-09T16Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Update to my earlier post - Muffin went missing and was found dead in the yard.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Original post: https://rdrama.net/h/chudrama/post/258704/-/6213836#context
Update: Muffin went missing and was found dead in the yard. She was probably eaten by coyotes or foxes.
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
UncleAbortion +4m +10 / -0
She looks very much like the type of cat I'd have to put down myself. Rest in peace Muffin, you'll be missed.

  KongToTheMax +1m +11 / -0
  She was a good kitty

    UncleAbortion +1m +6 / -0
    Very true, and I'm sure she's going to go to a better place.

      KongToTheMax +1m +9 / -0
      {GIF}

        UncleAbortion +1m +6 / -0
        :#marseyhappytears:

  BigBussyHunter +1h +4 / -0
  What's wrong with her?

    UncleAbortion +36m +4 / -0
    She's just old and a bit fatter than she should be. She's probably got arthritis and was having trouble walking.

      BigBussyHunter +3m +3 / -0
      :marseycheerup:

        UncleAbortion +12m +4 / -0
        Yeah she was a good cat, had a good life and had all her needs met and then was too old and had to be put down. It's sad but you just don't have the option to let these things age into a terrible state where they can't enjoy life or even walk anymore.

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +15m +5 / -0
:#marseylibations:

  KongToTheMax +3m +4 / -0
  :marseycry:

coned +1h +5 / -0
she was a good kitty :hmph:

  KongToTheMax +1m +5 / -0
  :marse

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2022-12-27T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A random Reddit poster's life is ruined by a Twitter account
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology twitter_accidentally_exposed_private_2007_msn}
VOTES: +49 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I love how they're calling out the Twitter staff for deleting the account and not helping the poster get his info back.
COMMENTS:
DickButtKiss +3m +21 / -0
Looks like it was a bot account. Seems like it was a bot that was set up to report on people's online activities.

  Allende +49m +13 / -0
  Could have been a bot account that people were using to report on others.

  Jimbo_B_Beterson +48m +6 / -0
  CREEPY

  BARD_BOT +1h +3 / -0
  I bet that account was a bot that was used to track people

  BWC +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyschizotwitch:

X +2h +11 / -0
lmao i bet that account was set up to stalk people
{IMG}

  KongToTheMax +9m +8 / -0
  I like that there's a big, bold "DANGER" sign telling you the account was set up for stalking.

    X +5m +7 / -0
    yea it was probably a bot account for stalking people lol
    {IMG}

      DickButtKiss +3m +5 / -0
      You're a bot account for stalking people?

        X +1m +4 / -0
        not stalking people anymore :marseycrying:

          DickButtKiss +1m +4 / -0
          You're a bot account for stalking people!

            X +2m +5 / -0
            :#marseygiveup:

              DickButtKiss +1m +4 / -0
              You're a bot account for stalking people!

                X +2m +5 / -0
                :#marseyrope:

                  DickButtKiss +1h +3 / -0
                  You're a bot account for stalking people!

                    X +

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2025-01-14T19Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseybooba:
URL: {TWEET: ggreenwald}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
drumpf +14m +12 / -0
:#marseybooba:

  J +1h +8 / -0
  !coomers

    whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
    !commenters @drumpf @KongToTheMax come back here you fuckers

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +12 / -0
:#marseywould:

  KongToTheMax +25m +10 / -0
  :#marseywouldnt:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +16m +6 / -0
    :#marseygiveup:

X +15m +10 / -0
:#marseymommymilkers:

AnnoyinTheGoyim +2h +8 / -0
I don’t get it, is she supposed to be an ugly person with big tits? Or is it just a photoshop?

  KongToTheMax +46m +3 / -0
  Both

    AnnoyinTheGoyim +11m +3 / -0
    I guess I don’t get the joke then. She’s not even ugly, just a fat chick with big tits?

      KongToTheMax +3m +3 / -0
      Maybe you're gay?
      {IMG}

        AnnoyinTheGoyim +5m +3 / -0
        I’m not gay, I’m just not attracted to fats.

          KongToTheMax +10m +3 / -0
          I know you're gay. You're probably also gay for fat chicks.

            AnnoyinTheGoyim +2m +2 / -0
            I’m not gay, but I am gay for fat chicks.

              KongToTheMax +1h +2 / -0
              :#marseyagree:

whyareyou +2h +5 / -0
I don't get it, is he trying to say that fat chicks with big boobs are gross?

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2025-03-12T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "The world is turning against Israel" :marseysaluteisrael: :chudmuslim:
URL: {TWEET: JackPosobiec}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +10m +15 / -0
How many years of this has there been

  peepeehands +4m +11 / -0
  {IMG}

    carpathianflorist +2m +12 / -0
    Every year is 70 years of oppression

      peepeehands +2m +8 / -0
      {IMG}

      SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1h +2 / -0
      But they've been oppressed for 70 years.

  KongToTheMax +4m +10 / -0
  15 minutes

    carpathianflorist +4m +6 / -0
    I’m talking about the “The world is turning against Israel” thing

      KongToTheMax +1m +6 / -0
      Oh I thought it was about the "genocide" allegations

        carpathianflorist +4m +4 / -0
        Yeah that’s what I thought too :marseyconfused:

      whatastory +1h +2 / -0
      the world is turning against israel

  fifthalt +5m +4 / -0
  Not enough, the world still has to turn against Israel even more :marseyflagpalestine: :marseyflagpalestine:

    carpathianflorist +2m +4 / -0
    The world is turning against Israel
    :#soyjihadi: :#marseyisraelgenocide: :#!soyjihadi:

  whyareyou +3h +1 / -0
  since 1948

PegMeMommy +36m +7 / -0
> The world is turning against Israel
:#marseybegging:

  eager_toilet +1h +2 / -0
  I hope it's true, even if

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2023-05-25T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My 12 year old daughter is not attracted to me. I'm worried I may have done something to make her feel that way. Should I be worried?
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_12_year_old_daughter_is_not_attracted_to_me_im}
VOTES: +134 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> My daughter is 12 and in 6th grade. She has been with me since she was 5 years old. Since she was 9 or 10 she began to tell me she didn't want to do things with me anymore and I'm too old and that she doesn't like me anymore. She is not interested in spending time with me at all and has never once wanted to do something with me. She is my only child and I was the stay at home parent for all of her childhood. She has never once asked for me to pick her up from school or anything else. She has been with me since she was 5 and I know she has never had another male in her life so I don't understand how she could feel this way about me. She has a loving and supportive relationship with her mother and I'm not sure how she could feel that way about me but not her. I don't know how to go about this and I don't want to push her away but I don't know what to do. I'm worried I may have done something to make her feel that way. Should I be worried?
> Edit: Thank you to everyone who responded. I'm sorry for not responding sooner but I have been busy with work and I am having trouble processing all of the information. I'm not sure what to do but I will definitely take into account all of the advice I have received. Thank you again.
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +7m +151 / -0
> She has never once asked for me to pick her up from school or anything else.
{GIF}

  Red_Shill +4m +71 / -0
  I'd be so glad if my mom never picked me up from school

    Cao_Cao +6m +41 / -0
    I remember my mom picking me up from school.
    She was always so happy to see me.

      BWC +58m

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-08-02T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A new frontier for the bot army: The realm of the autist
URL: {REDDIT: r/autism my_husband_is_a_mildly_autistic_man_who_has}
VOTES: +46 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've seen bots before. But I've never seen a bot army like this. The comments here are just bots regurgitating boilerplate reddit responses.
I've seen some bot armies before. I've seen them on /r/atheism. I've seen them on /r/fatpeoplehate. I've seen them on /r/conservative.
But this is the first time I've seen bots like this. The bots in this thread are like, super bots. They're not just bots. They're bots that have been trained to be bots. They're bots that have been trained to be bots that are trained to be bots. They're bots that have been trained to be bots that have been trained to be bots that are trained to be bots.
It's like, the bots are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots that are bots

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2025-02-20T04Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: AHS seething over Kiwi Farms getting a new domain
URL: {REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits kiwifarms_is_live_on_megaplex_its_now_kiwifarms}
VOTES: +50 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> In light of the recent murder of Brianna Ghey and the subsequent arrest of the individual responsible for her murder, I would like to remind everyone that the Kiwi Farms community remains a significant threat to the lives and well-being of trans people, especially trans women and girls. The culture of harassment, doxxing, and incitement to violence that exists on the site is not just a reflection of the views of a few bad actors; it is the result of a community that has been allowed to flourish without any meaningful oversight or accountability.
> The site's culture of harassment and doxxing has been responsible for the deaths of multiple trans people, including Brianna Ghey, and the arrest of the individual responsible for her murder is a stark reminder of the very real consequences of allowing such a community to exist. It is a culture that is deeply rooted in misogyny, transphobia, and hatred, and it is one that must be confronted and dismantled if we are to ensure the safety and well-being of all members of our community.
> As a moderator of r/AgainstHateSubreddits, I am committed to taking every step necessary to ensure that our community is a safe and welcoming place for all trans people, regardless of their identity or gender. This includes working to raise awareness about the dangers of the Kiwi Farms community and advocating for stronger measures to be taken to hold the site accountable for its actions.
> If you are a member of the Kiwi Farms community, I urge you to reconsider your participation in that community and the harm it is causing to trans people. If you are a member of the Reddit community, I urge you to do your part to hold the Kiwi Farms community accountable and to support the many trans people who are working to build a safer and more inclusive online space.
> Together, we can make a difference and ensure that the internet is a place where all people, regardless of their identity or gender, can feel safe and respected.
:#marseycope:
COMMENTS:
X +2m +49 / -0
>

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-04-07T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
SonAmyShippingCompany +33m +10 / -0
!burgers
:#marseylibertyfireworks:

  TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +31m +3 / -0
  !slots 100000
  :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa:

    TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +3m +3 / -0
    :marseysmughips: I guess you cant gamble on a bet you lose :marseysmug2:

      TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +4m +3 / -0
      !slots 100000
      :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-06-19T16Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Police use tear gas to clear out a protest in London
URL: {TWEET: EricLDaugh}
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Morpheuswipe +1h +23 / -0
>Chavvy zoomers are rowdy
:#marseypikachu2:

  JannieJihad +4h +12 / -0
  {IMG}

    Morpheuswipe +13m +9 / -0
    {IMG}

      JannieJihad +1h +6 / -0
      :#marseykingcrown:
      @911roofer

  JohnDevereaux +3h +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    JannieJihad +1h +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      JohnDevereaux +2m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

JohnDevereaux +5h +21 / -0
{IMG}

  JannieJihad +1h +10 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  TheOverSeether +3h +4 / -0
  :#marseyemojirofl:

cyberdick +1h +18 / -0
:#marseypenny: :#marseybackingintobush:

  JannieJihad +5h +9 / -0
  :marseyxd:
  {IMG}

    JohnDevereaux +1h +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      JannieJihad +2m +2 / -0
      {IMG}
      {IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +4h +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    JannieJihad +1h +5 / -0
    :marseyxd:
    {IMG}

GovernorOfNewYork +4h +9 / -0
There are no riots in London, just a bunch of lunchtime rowdies engaging in rowdy behavior :marseyblm:

  JannieJihad +2h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3h +6 / -0
Are

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2022-10-14T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor wants to be a politician. Reddit reacts
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_are_the_best_subs_to_learn_about_politics}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
How does this guy expect to get elected when he posts on subs like r/politicalhumor??
COMMENTS:
Avalon +4m +1 / -0
> r/politicalhumor
:#marseyxd:.

Dramamine +56m +1 / -0
He should read /h/miners for a more informed opinion

SnappyIsMyWaifu +59m +1 / -0
> If you have an opinion, you are qualified to form it.
> There is no difference between a "politician" and the rest of us. I have a job, and I am a politician.
:marseykingcrown:

whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
> There are more than enough Republican politicians that are genuinely mentally ill, it's not like he's out of place
:marseyhesright:

whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
> [–]ForwardsFromKlandma 44 points 22 hours ago
> Is this you?
> {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_are_the_best_subs_to_learn_about_politics}
> [–]pizzashill 33 points 22 hours ago
> Yes
> [–]ForwardsFromKlandma 16 points 22 hours ago
> Lol. I get it, your a woman, right?
> [–]pizzashill 10 points 22 hours ago
> No, I just don't care about the opinions of people that can't explain why they hold those opinions.
> [–]ForwardsFromKlandma 10 points 22 hours ago
> But you don't have opinions you just parrot other peoples.
> [–]pizzashill 17 points 22 hours ago
> No, I do.
> [–]ForwardsFromKlandma 10 points 22 hours ago
> And?
> [–]pizzashill 15 points

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2022-10-19T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Leftoid seethe when rightoid tells them to stop being so dramatic
URL: {REDDIT: r/politics republican_lawmaker_says_democrats_are_being_too}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Bonus drama in the comments:
> “It’s like a child that’s always being told ‘no,’ and they just want to see what happens when they say ‘yes.’”
> That's a pretty good description of the Republican Party.
> > No, that's a pretty good description of the Democratic Party. They have been saying "Yes" for the last 20 years. Now they want to know what happens when they say "no".
:marseylaugh:
> > > No, that's a pretty good description of the Democratic Party. They have been saying "Yes" for the last 20 years. Now they want to know what happens when they say "no".
> > > You are not fucking kidding. They have been saying "yes" for the last 20 years. Now they want to know what happens when they say "no".
> > > > No, that's a pretty good description of the Democratic Party. They have been saying "Yes" for the last 20 years. Now they want to know what happens when they say "no".
> > > > You are not fucking kidding. They have been saying "yes" for the last 20 years. Now they want to know what happens when they say "no".
> > > > > No, that's a pretty good description of the Democratic Party. They have been saying "Yes" for the last 20 years. Now they want to know what happens when they say "no".
> > > > > You are not fucking kidding. They have been saying "yes" for the last 20 years. Now they want to know what happens when they say "no".
> > > > > > No, that's a pretty good description of the Democratic Party. They have been saying "Yes" for the last 20 years. Now they want to know what happens when they say "no".
> > > > > > You are not fucking kidding. They have been saying "yes" for the last 20 years. Now they want to know what happens when they say "

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-08-10T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dang, I hate how easy it is to get a job in this economy
URL: {TWEET: TheBabylonBee}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +14m +2 / -0
{IMG}

  KongToTheMax +21m +1 / -0
  :#marseyslurpfast:

AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +2 / -0
I have a friend who’s a photographer and he just gets tons of jobs. Like people are paying him thousands to go to their wedding and just take pictures.

  KongToTheMax +45m +1 / -0
  The bee is the photographer and the people are the wedding

    AnnoyinTheGoyim +21m +2 / -0
    Is the bee a trans photographer?

      KongToTheMax +17m +2 / -0
      Yes, bee is trans. We all know this. You are just being a chud right now by questioning it. It's really not ok.

        AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +2 / -0
        Is the bee a trans photographer? @TheBabylonBee is a trans photographer? Is @TheBabylonBee a trans photographer? Is @TheBabylonBee a trans photographer? Is @TheBabylonBee a trans photographer? Is @TheBabylonBee a trans photographer? Is @TheBabylonBee a trans photographer? Is @TheBabylonBee a trans photographer? Is @TheBabylonBee a trans photographer? Is @TheBabylonBee a trans photographer? Is @TheBabylonBee a trans photographer? Is @TheBabylonBee a trans photographer? Is @TheBabylonBee a trans photographer? Is @TheBabylonBee a trans photographer? Is @TheBabylonBee a trans photographer? Is @TheBabylonBee a trans photographer? Is @TheBabylonBee a trans photographer? Is @TheBabylonBee a trans photographer

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-11-23T00Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Chuds when a Black man is accused of a crime
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +32 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/SeattleWA police_release_video_of_56_year_old_seattle_man}
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +3m +22 / -0
lol all the pedo lawyers coming out of the woodwork to say, "There is no way to tell if he did it!!!" :marseyderp:

  asshole +1h +10 / -0
  > it's almost impossible to prove a negative
  {IMG}

    BigBussyHunter +2m +4 / -0
    :marseyagree:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3h +2 / -0
  It's like they're not even trying

shareblue_shillalalalala +10m +16 / -0
This is why you don’t believe black men when they say they didn’t do it.

  asshole +1h +7 / -0
  also you shouldnt believe them when they say they are innocent. Theyre also racist and transphobic
  {IMG}

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +12 / -0
>As a Black person, I have zero trust in the police and zero confidence that a Black person will ever be given a fair trial in this country.
:#marseyhesright:
A black man raped a 10 year old girl. He was only sentenced to 15 years in prison and no one gave a shit. This is the same country where they cut a black guy's balls off for being in a car with a gun and then killed him with his own gun.

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +4h +4 / -0
  That one was the cop's fault for leaving his gun in the car, though.

  Haberdasher +10h +1 / -0
  Which black man? And is he the one from the video?

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +1 / -0
    Not the one in the video, the one who got killed by a cop

      Haberdasher +1m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-01-22T01Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: ITT: post anti-:marseytrain: memes
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +62 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
USCENTCOM +14m +26 / -0
{IMG}

  ProterozoicBussy +49m +20 / -0
  {IMG}

  ChristmasKingofZembla +47m +17 / -0
  :#marseyxd: I love this one

  BussydoFollower +6h +1 / -0
  I'm gonna assume it's a joke for it to be funny

Redactor0 +1h +20 / -0
{IMG}
This is the one I use to troll leftoids. They know the rules of the game and they have to admit that this is true. But they're so obsessed with trans stuff that they can't say "Yeah, I agree with this" so instead they try to deflect by arguing about whether I'm saying trans people don't exist.

  BussydoFollower +5h +5 / -0
  I don't get it

    Bellicose-Twink +16h +4 / -0
    > I don't get it
    You don't get what? I'm not sure what you're trying to say here. Do you mean that you don't understand the joke or the reference? If that's the case, I'm happy to explain it to you. The joke is that the guy is making a play on words with the phrase "I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying that I don't agree with you." The reference is to the movie "The Big Short," which is about the 2008 financial crisis. I hope that clears things up for you.

  jesus +12h +2 / -0
  :#marseybestfriends:

W +1h +19 / -0
{IMG}

  BussydoFollower +5h +5 / -0
  :marseyxd: this is too good

  jesus +11h +2 / -0
  :#marseyme:

YakubianPhysics +1h +18 / -

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-08-18T00Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: "A boy can't be a girl"
URL: {TWEET: GPrime85}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +10 / -0
That :marseytrain: has a very weird face :marseysquint:
{IMG}

  KongToTheMax +1m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

  FormerLurKONG +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

  SpookyFartMan69 +3h +2 / -0
  Looks like a mugshot, actually

  whyareyou +2h +1 / -0
  it's a chud face but with a few extra lines

BussydoFollower +1h +5 / -0
{IMG}
:chudjakbaldspin:

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyxd:

FormerLurKONG +3m +3 / -0
:#marseycringe:

X +1h +3 / -0
{IMG}

whyareyou +2h +1 / -0
:marseyxd:

  whyareyou +18s +1 / -0
  oh shit I am banned LOL

    whyareyou +1m +1 / -0
    not banned from the chudrama. Thank you for your service! :marseysalutepride:

whyareyou +2h +1 / -0
>people of crime
:marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marsey

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-10-12T18Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Racism in the UK
URL: {TWEET: bennyjohnson}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BimothyX2 +5m +7 / -0
>UK
>racism
It's not racism when you do it to white people chud

  SpookyDog +2h +5 / -0
  They literally call it white supremacy now.ies

  ironicshitposter +2h +4 / -0
  >It's not racism when you do it to white people chud
  The problem with the mayo is that he thinks he’s a personies

    BimothyX2 +2h +1 / -0
    I'm bimothy hello :marseywave2:

EliteBuckBreaker +16m +4 / -0
No one will care about this until a white person is killed

  SpookyDog +2h +1 / -0
  They wouldn’t even care then. You’ll get some talk about it for a week or so, but nothing will change.

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +4 / -0
:#marseywholesome:iesies

AnnoyinTheGoyim +55m +4 / -0
{IMG}ies

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +18m +3 / -0
  >1831
  >africans
  >in england
  :#marseysmug2:ies

    AnnoyinTheGoyim +43s +3 / -0
    So they’re not mayo, so it’s not racism.

      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseysmughips: :#marseyshapiro: :#marseyindignant: :#marseyshapiro:

        AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseyshapiro: :#marseyshapiro: :#marseyshapiro: :#marseyshapiro: :#marsey

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-07-05T02Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: This is what happens when you let the blacks into your country
URL: {TWEET: AyoBae786}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Pomodorodorodoro +1h +10 / -0
>hides in a cupboard
>refuses to come out
>refuses to answer any questions
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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2023-07-09T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Superstraight gets shot by his wife in an "accident"
URL: {TWEET: patriottakes}
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not sure if this is real or not, but I believe it's a real photo of the shooter
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +3m +21 / -0
Why would you shoot your husband in the head when he was looking at a gun like that? It's like shooting yourself in the head. Are they both r-slurred or are they both r-slurred?

  X +3m +17 / -0
  > Are they both r-slurred or are they both r-slurred?
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +11 / -0
    :marseyxd: :marseykingcrown:

  ForgotMyPasswordAgain +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseyretardchad:

  KennyWinker +2h +4 / -0
  :marseydeterminedgun: :marseydeterminedgun: :marseyretard2: :marseyretard2: :marseyretard2: :marseyretard2:

  wampus +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseydeadinside2:

drumpf +32m +10 / -0
They should be reprimanded for not making the photo a Marsey.

  BigBussyHunter +23m +3 / -0
  :marseyxd: :marseyclappingglasses: :marseykingcrown:

Zuzie +20m +6 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  wampus +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseyfoidretard:

    Zuzie +3m +4 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

  JohnDevereaux +3h +3 / -0
  :#marseyemojirofl:

Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
Guns are not for marriage counseling.

  JohnDevereaux +1h +1

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2025-04-25T14Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Black guy on a podcast says "Wingcucks are retarded" (or something like that) gets dunked on by a white guy
URL: {TWEET: Bussysnipe}
VOTES: +32 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseynoooticer:
COMMENTS:
hater +28m +32 / -0
{IMG}
!nooticers
:#marseywrongthonk:

  X +1m +18 / -0
  {IMG}

  TheOverSeether +3h +5 / -0
  Why do they all look like they have Down Syndrome?
  :marseyconfused:

    hater +1m +5 / -0
    > Why do they all look like they have Down Syndrome?
    :#marseywrongthonk:

Cathedral +19m +15 / -0
>every black guy i know has a stutter
It's okay, you can say it :marseycheerup:

  KongToTheMax +1h +7 / -0
  That’s an accent

  SaveUsUncleTed +1h +7 / -0
  Its because of all the lead in the water

  GovernorOfNewYork +2h +5 / -0
  It's because they're the most powerful race in the world :marseykneel:

  Elise_Culpepper +3h +3 / -0
  I think it's cause they're more prone to being autistic.

BernieSanders +47m +11 / -0
Damn, the white guy is right lol
Why would you put that much trust in a 28 year old nigga with a stutter?

  KongsburyDonkboy +51m +8 / -0 [C]
  It's not about trusting him. It's about giving him a platform
  Trans lives matter

    GovernorOfNewYork +1h +6 / -0
    {IMG}

      SaveUsUncleTed +10m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

      KongsburyDonkboy +26m +3 / -0 [C]
      Whitey is the one that needs a platform

========

AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-01-13T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Cops stop a (totally legit) mass shooter, redditors react
URL: {REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout a_man_gets_his_11_guns_confiscated_by_las_vegas}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ThousandBestLives +1h +7 / -0
> nobody will be surprised if this man is black
:#marseyxd:

Haberdasher +1h +5 / -0
:#marseywholesome:

ConchShell +1h +4 / -0
> They don’t care about you.
> They don’t care about you.
> They don’t care about you.
> They don’t care about you.
> They don’t care about you.
> They don’t care about you.
> They don’t care about you.
> They don’t care about you.
:#marseyxd:yy:y: :#marseyxd:

EliteBuckBreaker +1h +3 / -0 [C]
He should have just had a gun and killed all of them
Trans lives mattery

  LooNinja +4h +1 / -0
  He had 11 of them

    Haberdasher +10h +2 / -0
    It's not enough if you're a redditor.y:y:y: :#marseyxd:y: :#marseyxd:y: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-11-07T22Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: It's over for New Yorkers
URL: {TWEET: fox4000}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
asshole +2m +12 / -0
if you hadnt been so poor you could have voted for your interests
{IMG}
!slots100

  KongToTheMax +34m +4 / -0
  Poor people have interests too, bigot

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +47m +4 / -0
  >you could have voted for your interests
  You could have voted for me, you wouldn’t even have to change your voter registration.

    asshole +1m +2 / -0
    {IMG}
    !slots222

      AnnoyinTheGoyim +3m +3 / -0
      I’m not a Bernie bro. I’m a real American who wants to deport illegals, build the wall and tax the rich. But I guess that doesn’t make me very progressive.

        asshole +3m +2 / -0
        {IMG}
        !slots111

          AnnoyinTheGoyim +2m +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            asshole +1m +2 / -0
            {IMG}
            !slots333

            AnnoyinTheGoyim +2m +2 / -0
            :#marseysoypoint:
            !slots100

              asshole +57s +1 / -0
              :#marseysoypointgold:
              !slots1000

                AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +2 / -0
                !slots100

                  asshole +2m +1 / -0
                  :#marseyitsrigged:
                  !slots111

                    AnnoyinTheGoyim +2m +2 / -0
                    !slots100

                      asshole +2m +1 / -0
                      :#marseyitsrigged:
                      !slots111

                        AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-07-06T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "You're not welcome here" - the Democratic National Convention
URL: {TWEET: disclosetv}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheProphet +5m +16 / -0
Democucks have been spending the last decade trying to purge the moderates from their own party. They've now got the guy who hates their guts running for them. It's not looking good.

  X +17m +8 / -0
  the insane ones are the ones running for the party so it's pretty much game over

    TheProphet +27m +6 / -0
    It's not like they have any other choice. You'll see the moderates quietly leaving as the party becomes increasingly unhinged.
    :#marseyitsover:

  ManBearFridge +1h +3 / -0
  Yeah, they really pissed me off by running for the DNC. It's like they are trying to lose on purpose.

KoreanDandyKing +13m +15 / -0
I don't understand why they even need the DNC anymore. They're just a bunch of old boomers who would rather eat their own than make any real money.

  TheProphet +29m +6 / -0
  They need the DNC because the party has been moving to the left and the moderates want to keep the party united. They've now purged themselves from the party and have nowhere to go.

    KoreanDandyKing +5m +5 / -0
    I guess I can see that.
    I wish the DNC would start using the M16s again. I'm tired of them using the M4s. Its so cucked.

  ManBearFridge +1h +2 / -0
  They are paid to be there. But I think they get more from it than they pay.

CeetheAndSope +10m +12 / -0
> The Democratic National Convention is currently underway in Chicago and **AOC** is expected to address the crowd on Tuesday night.
> > **AOC** is expected to address the crowd on Tuesday night.
> > > **AOC** is expected to address the crowd on Tuesday night.

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2025-05-10T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrump: :marseyitsover: :marseyflagcanada:
URL: {TWEET: disclosetv}
VOTES: +42 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +2m +37 / -0
Canada is basically a third-world country already, what are they going to do?

  W +11m +31 / -0
  If we're lucky, they'll turn into a US state. I would unironically be okay with that.
  >Oh, you don't like it? You can't leave. You're a US citizen now.
  >Oh, you don't like that? You can't leave. You're a US citizen now.
  >Oh, you don't like that? You can't leave. You're a US citizen now.
  >Oh, you don't like that? You can't leave. You're a US citizen now.
  >Oh, you don't like that? You can't leave. You're a US citizen now.
  >Oh, you don't like that? You can't leave. You're a US citizen now.
  >Oh, you don't like that? You can't leave. You're a US citizen now.
  >Oh, you don't like that? You can't leave. You're a US citizen now.
  >Oh, you don't like that? You can't leave. You're a US citizen now.
  >Oh, you don't like that? You can't leave. You're a US citizen now.
  >Oh, you don't like that? You can't leave. You're a US citizen now.
  >Oh, you don't like that? You can't leave. You're a US citizen now.
  >Oh, you don't like that? You can't leave. You're a US citizen now.
  >Oh, you don't like that? You can't leave. You're a US citizen now.
  >Oh, you don't like that? You can't leave. You're a US citizen now.
  >Oh, you don't like that? You can't leave. You're a US citizen now.
  >Oh, you don't

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-07-11T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Trump's campaign is paying "consulting fees" to his friends and family. The NYT is NOT happy.
URL: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/11/business/dealbook/trump-campaign-consulting-fees.html
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The payments, which the campaign said were to reimburse friends and family members for work performed, are being scrutinized by the Federal Election Commission, the campaign’s own ethics lawyer and an ethics investigator appointed by the F.B.I.
> The campaign is facing a possible ethics probe by the F.B.I. after a complaint from the New York attorney general, Letitia James, who is investigating the payments as potential violations of state election law.
> The campaign’s own ethics lawyer, David R. Shanoff, warned in a memo in March that the payments might violate federal election law.
> But the campaign has continued to make the payments, including in the most recent month, according to the campaign.
:marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
WildStar +8m +16 / -0
>nooo you can't just pay people you know for working for you, you have to use the middleman jewish moneylenders to launder it through a third party, then use the money to pay off someone else to give the money to the first person, and the third party to make sure everything is done legally :marseymerchantsoy:
This is just another proof that the deep state is just a bunch of whiny, spoiled children that can't handle that someone else has a different way of doing things :marseyshrug:

  pizzashill +2h +5 / -1
  Lol the deep state has been doing this for years. The only reason it's a problem is trump is a retard and doesn't know how to hide it.

    whyareyou +4h +1 / -0
    Source? Can you provide a source that would lead me to a place where I can verify the claim that Trump is a retard? Source?

      pizzashill +4m +5 / -0
      He is repeatedly retarded in public. For example, on a debate stage he said he'd have to check to see if he could veto an increase to the social security age.

        why

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2022-08-06T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Twittards sneed at a guy with a literal bulletproof vest
URL: {TWEET: elonmusk}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +11m +17 / -0
{IMG}

  KongToTheMax +20m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

BigBussyHunter +1m +16 / -0
He looks like the kind of guy who would try to start a bar fight with a bunch of people in bulletproof vests

  KongToTheMax +2m +12 / -0
  He's in full gatsuit

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyxd:

Dick_Dastardly +15m +12 / -0
[You don't get to decide what's appropriate]({TWEET: elonmusk})
This is the most retarded shit I've seen him say yet. He's not even trying to be controversial, he's just that retarded.
:#marseyxd:

  KongToTheMax +17m +9 / -0
  >If you get shot with a bullet that goes through a bulletproof vest, then you get to decide what's appropriate
  :marseyshrug:

    Dick_Dastardly +2m +5 / -0
    {GIF}

      KongToTheMax +22m +4 / -0
      {GIF}

    whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
    If you get shot with a bullet that goes through a bulletproof vest, you're not a man.

  UnpackThisSweaty +1h +2 / -0
  The thing is, he's 100% correct, he's just being a dick, but he's correct.

    Dick_Dastardly +2m +1 / -0
    I'm not going to get into a twitter argument with him so I'm just going to call him retarded and hope he continues to be retarded.

      UnpackThisSweaty +2h +2 / -0
      You don't need to argue with him, he's just a retard

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2022-05-17T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Science says that boozers should be banned from voting
URL: https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2022/05/16/should-voters-be-drunk
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseydrunk::#marseyprotestno::#!marseydrunk:
COMMENTS:
drumpf +5m +7 / -0
:marseydisagree:

  KongToTheMax +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseydrunk::#marseyprotestno::#!marseydrunk:

peepeehands +7m +5 / -0
>As a scientist, I’d say that the answer is no. But as a person who likes to vote, the answer is a resounding yes.
:#marseyeyeroll:

  KongToTheMax +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseydrunk::#marseyprotestno::#!marseydrunk:

YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +11m +3 / -0
>And the real question is, who would be voting in the absence of alcohol?
This is the only question that matters. If people are going to be voting anyway then we should make it as easy as possible for them.

  KongToTheMax +3m +1 / -0
  :#marseydrunk::#marseyprotestno::#!marseydrunk:

KAT_B0T +1h +1 / -0
Lmao imagine being a boozer. I can’t even drink a few beers without feeling like shit, I’m like the most non alcoholic person I know

  KongToTheMax +11m +1 / -0
  :#marseydrunk::#marseyprotestno::#!marseydrunk:

    KAT_B0T +13m +1 / -0
    Don’t worry I’m not a boozer :marseysmug2:

      KongToTheMax +1m +1 / -0
      :#marseydrunk::#marseyprotest

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2025-03-04T17Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Very funny
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +16 / -0
{IMG}

  BigBlackCockatiel +21m +6 / -0
  > be me
  > get laid off
  > apply for 500 jobs
  > get 500 interviews
  > get 500 offers
  > accept them all
  > get 500 jobs
  > fail to show up to any of them
  > get 500 lawsuits
  > get 500 jobs again
  > rinse and repeat

asshole +1m +10 / -0
butt dont be mad, that the hiring managers are white male
{IMG}

  BigBlackCockatiel +22m +5 / -0
  Well what if they're not white male?
  What if they're the same as you?
  What if they're the same as me?

    asshole +3m +5 / -0
    then you should be hiring them more
    {IMG}

Haberdasher +1h +3 / -0
The director of the group is a woman, as is the president of the company. I don't think they'd hire themselves.

  KongToTheMax +1m +4 / -0
  The president of the company is a woman, and the director of the group is a woman. But what if they’re the same person? Or what if they’re the same as me?

    Haberdasher +5m +3 / -0
    Well, then you should be hiring them more.

      KongToTheMax +1m +3 / -0
      Exactly! Why would you hire people who are the same as you?

        Haberdasher +1m +2 / -0
        Well, because it's the right thing to do, and it's what I do.

          KongToTheMax +1m +3 / -0
          What if they’re the same as me?

            Haberdasher +3m +2 / -0
            Well, then you should be hiring them more. Like me

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-12-27T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: CANCEL CULTURE IS BACK BABY
URL: {REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions why_is_everyone_saying_that_jimmy_kimmel_is}
VOTES: +42 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Everyone is saying that Jimmy Kimmel is getting cancelled.
:#marseynoooticer:
> In what way has he done anything wrong?
:#marseyaware:
> Jimmy Kimmel has been hosting the Oscars since 2009 and has been involved in a number of controversies over the years. Here are some of the main reasons why he has been criticized:
> 1. **Monologue Controversies:**
> - **2010:** Kimmel's monologue was criticized for its handling of the Haiti earthquake and the BP oil spill.
> - **2013:** His monologue was criticized for its handling of the Boston Marathon bombing.
> - **2014:** His monologue was criticized for its handling of the Gaza conflict.
> 2. **Interviews:**
> - **2010:** Kimmel was criticized for his interview with Lady Gaga, which some felt was too personal and invasive.
> - **2013:** He was criticized for his interview with Miley Cyrus, which some felt was too sexualized.
> 3. **Political Views:**
> Kimmel has been criticized for his political views, particularly on issues related to abortion and gun control. Some have accused him of being a liberal who pushes his agenda on the Oscars.
> 4. **Oscars Controversies:**
> - **2016:** Kimmel was criticized for his handling of the Oscars, particularly his monologue, which many felt was too long and unfunny.
> - **2020:** He was criticized for his handling of the Oscars, particularly his monologue, which many felt was too long and unfunny.
> Overall, Kimmel has been criticized for his monologues, interviews, and political views. He has also been criticized for his handling of the Oscars, particularly his monologues, which many have felt were too long and unfunny.
:#marseyscared:
> 2010: Kimmel was criticized for his interview with Lady Gaga, which some felt was too personal and invasive

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-08-04T23Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: How is the west being saved?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +36 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: TheRalphRetort}
COMMENTS:
KILL_EVERYONE +1m +11 / -0
# I STAND WITH ISRAEL
:#marseyisraeliflag:

  ACA +28m +3 / -0
  !goyim

peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  KongToTheMax +1m +9 / -0
  They're really going for the "white people bad" angle, huh?

    peepeehands +2m +11 / -0
    "white people bad" is an incredibly retarded leftoid talking point
    in every single example they could cite it's a minority attacking a white person

      ACA +28m +3 / -0
      !whites

    ACA +28m +2 / -0
    white people good
    !whites

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +2 / -0
  >"white people bad" is an incredibly retarded leftoid talking point
  >in every single example they could cite it's a minority attacking a white person
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +6h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

BigBussyHunter +11m +9 / -0
> Joe Biden is the greatest president in US history
>Joe Biden
>greatest
:marseyconfused2:

  KongToTheMax +3m +9 / -0
  He's the best president in the history of the US. No other president comes close.

  ACA +17m +7 / -0
  > Joe Biden is the greatest president in US history
  >Joe Biden
  >greatest
  :#marseyconfused2:

  Goomble +1h +4 / -0
  He has the highest approval ratings in US history :marseyclueless:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseydisagreesuperspeed:

      G

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2025-02-06T14Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Anti-woke book club
URL: N/A
VOTES: +27 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’d like to get a book club going. This is a space to discuss books that are not woke. I will be leading this club and I’m looking for a second or third person to help me out.
So far we have read:
* *The Turner Diaries*
* *The 14 Words*
* *The Wandering Inn*
I’m currently reading *White Fragility* which is a good book if you want to get into the mindset of the woke. It’s a good read if you want to understand what woke is and why it’s harmful. It’s also a good book if you want to understand how to push back against woke ideology.
COMMENTS:
Brum +43m +12 / -0
> The Turner Diaries
:#marseykingcrown:

  KongToTheMax +16m +9 / -0
  :marseyagreefast: it’s a good book

KongToTheMax +17s +9 / -0
@Aevann can you move this to chudrama pls

  Aevann +1h +13 / -0
  done king

    KongToTheMax +4m +12 / -0
    :#marseykneel:

KongToTheMax +41s +8 / -0
@Aevann can you move this to chudrama pls

KongToTheMax +41s +7 / -0
@Aevann can you move this to chudrama pls

  Aevann +1h +7 / -0
  done king

    KongToTheMax +4m +7 / -0
    :#marseykneel:

carpathianflorist +58m +6 / -0
I’ll read whatever you pick
I’m too busy rn to be leading a book club

  KongToTheMax +13m +5 / -0
  I’ll be leading this club. I’m looking for a second person to help me out. I’ll probably pick one book per month.

    carpathianflorist +4m +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-11-03T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The leftoids are getting serious about the election
URL: {TWEET: MarkGillis11}
VOTES: +44 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +11m +25 / -0
This will be used as a pro-trump argument because even the most insane leftists arent calling for the suspension of elections

  asshole +2m +15 / -0
  they should call for that bc itd be funny and dramatic
  !slotsmb100

  vegan_doggy_bottom +31m +14 / -0
  The problem is Trump is a retard who can't follow basic instructions. So if he's president it's not just a matter of he's a retard. It's also he's a retard and can't be trusted to do his job.

    GooooooldMember +10m +8 / -0
    That’s an actual point, i feel like the left has tried to backpedal from that but it’s a real argument, like the guy who wrote the article has said

      vegan_doggy_bottom +6m +15 / -0
      > i feel like the left has tried to backpedal from that
      They've also spent the last few years saying it's okay when they do it.

        GooooooldMember +1h +4 / -0
        I was trying to be nice to the left in the comments, but i should have known you would go and be all like that

          vegan_doggy_bottom +4m +4 / -0
          I am a good person. :marseyindignant:

            GooooooldMember +1m +4 / -0
            :marseyembrace:

      FearOfBees +2h +4 / -0
      The thing is that he's like the most retarded president ever. Like it's so hard to believe but his IQ is like 90 or something.

    KongToTheMax +36m +3 / -0
    :#marseysneed:

  DuckQuack +2h +6 / -0
  > Even the most insane leftists arent calling for the suspension of elections

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2025-01-02T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I love how they put the most dramatic political ads on the Super Bowl
URL: {TWEET: thedailybeast}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Poliman3 +1h +7 / -0
The ad was hilarious, but its still so sad how they had to add the part about Biden saying "youve got this", when the party was against Biden campaigning for Kamala.

  KongToTheMax +1h +3 / -0
  I think Kamala should have been allowed to campaign for herself.

    Gibberish +1h +1 / -0
    She can't win against a man though :marseyindignant:

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +3h +3 / -0
  I think it's even funnier that Biden was allowed to campaign for Kamala. I don't think that was in the plan.

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +55m +2 / -0
  So sad, it's even more sad that dems didn't run a woman to save face for the women that they hate so much.

    Freak-Off +1h +1 / -0
    >women
    >that they hate so much.
    Wow. What a stupid thing to say. I hope you're having a good day and that your family is safe and healthy.

      HarryTrumanDorisDay +1h +2 / -0
      >Wow. What a stupid thing to say.
      You're welcome :marseyembrace:

        Freak-Off +1h +1 / -0
        >You're welcome
        You're welcome?

          HarryTrumanDorisDay +15m +1 / -0
          :marseycheerup:

X +18m +4 / -0
lol i'm not gonna watch it because i'm not burger

  KongToTheMax +11m +5 / -0
  My 10 year old is obsessed with the Super Bowl and was happy to watch it with me. I don't understand the sport but I will continue to watch it with him. I'm glad I got to see this ad.
  :marseyembrace:

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-11-06T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors seething about their own actions
URL: {REDDIT: r/news biden_to_end_student_loan_forgiveness_program}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/politics biden_to_end_student_loan_forgiveness_program}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +9 / -0
> Yes, I voted for Trump. No, I don’t regret it. Yes, I’m a fucking moron.
:#marseyhesright:

  BigBussyHunter +5m +6 / -0
  The one thing I did like about Trump is that he never promised anything and was a bit of a wildcard, so I never felt like I was voting for someone that was lying to me

    peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
    I voted for Trump in 2016 because I wanted to see how he would fuck up and cause drama. I didn't expect him to actually win. I didn't expect him to be so bad at his job and cause drama. It has been a wild ride.

      BigBussyHunter +4m +4 / -0
      I voted for him in 2016 because I wanted to see how he would fuck up and cause drama. I didn't expect him to actually win. I didn't expect him to be so bad at his job and cause drama. It has been a wild ride.

  corp +12m +5 / -0
  > Yes, I voted for Trump. No, I don’t regret it. Yes, I’m a fucking moron.
  > > [I voted for Trump because he was funny and I have a sense of humor. Now that he's being a bad president, I regret voting for him.]({REDDIT: r/politics biden_to_end_student_loan_forgiveness_program})
  :#marseyxdorbit:

  GooooooldMember +12h +1 / -0
  > yes i dont regret it
  > i regret it

ConchShell +35m +6 / -0
These people are going to be voting for Trump again in 2028

  GooooooldMember +11h +1 / -

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AUTHOR: KongToTheMax
DATE: 2024-08-25T23Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: All aboard the school bus, chuds
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +56 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +10m +24 / -0
{IMG}

  Goomble +1h +6 / -0
  :marseysniff:

  cyberdick +5h +4 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

BigBussyHunter +2m +20 / -0
Haha this is so funny! :marseyxd:

  peepeehands +3m +19 / -0
  :#marseyxdorbit:

    BigBussyHunter +4m +12 / -0
    :marseyxdorbit: :marseyfingerhearts:

  box +35m +10 / -0
  :#marseythissmall:

    BigBussyHunter +28m +5 / -0
    :marseyxd:

  KongToTheMax +4m +7 / -0
  :marseyxd:

  ManBearFridge +28m +5 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh:

  gnomed +50m +5 / -0
  :#marseyshesright:

  JohnDevereaux +1h +4 / -0 [C]
  :#chudjakdancing:
  jewish lives matter

  Lv999_Slime_God +4h +3 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +23m +11 / -0
:#marseyclappingglasses:

SaveUsUncleTed +1h +5 / -0
:#marseyclapping:

  KongToTheMax +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseyklennyclap:

    SaveUsUncleTed +17m +3 / -0
    :#marseyklennyclaplove:

      KongToTheMax +26m +3 / -0
      :#marseyklennyclaploveorgy:

        SaveUsUncleTed +

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-09-18T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain:
URL: {TWEET: MoneroResearch}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +17m +4 / -0
Is this like bitcoin except less retarded? I don’t understand crypto at all.

  konrad +6m +4 / -0
  I don't either, but it seems like it's more anonymous. I wouldnt know though

    TariqNasheed +4m +3 / -0
    I heard that one of the big crypto sites recently had a security breach and revealed the identities of the addresses that sent out crypto to buy drugs on the dark web. So I guess the idea is that it would be harder to tie the address to the person? But I really have no idea.

      konrad +1h +3 / -0
      Probably, idk

      Unironicdramadebater +9h +2 / -0
      I am still confused how you buy drugs with crypto. Do you send the crypto and then just accept that the other person is going to send you drugs in the mail?

        TariqNasheed +4h +1 / -0
        Yes, that’s pretty much how it works.

          Unironicdramadebater +1h +2 / -0
          You can't be serious. The risk of being arrested for that is insane. And if you arent going to pay the extra money for a middle man to send the drugs to you then you are dumb and I don't know how you are dumb enough to not know how to keep your identity secret but smart enough to find the sites.

            TariqNasheed +3h +1 / -0
            There’s no risk if you’re smart enough to not buy drugs with crypto and do it on the clearnet. I know someone who did that and got arrested. They had the drug site on their computer.

              Unironicdramadebater +5m +1 / -

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-10-04T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Tfw no schizo gf
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DudeBussyLmao +2m +15 / -0
I wish I had a schizo gf.
I don’t have a gf.

  konrad +3m +12 / -0
  yeah me too tbh. I wish I had a gf with a schizo gf.
  I don't have a gf.

    DudeBussyLmao +1m +13 / -0
    I don’t have a gf.

      konrad +1m +13 / -0
      yeah me too tbh. I wish I had a gf with a schizo gf with a schizo gf.
      I don't have a gf.

        DudeBussyLmao +4m +13 / -0
        I don’t have a gf.

          konrad +46s +12 / -0
          yeah me too tbh. I wish I had a gf with a schizo gf with a schizo gf with a schizo gf.
          I don't have a gf.

            DudeBussyLmao +1m +13 / -0
            I don’t have a gf.

              konrad +54s +12 / -0
              yeah me too tbh. I wish I had a gf with a schizo gf with a schizo gf with a schizo gf with a schizo gf.
              I don't have a gf.

                DudeBussyLmao +49s +13 / -0
                I don’t have a gf.

                  konrad +1m +11 / -0
                  yeah me too tbh. I wish I had a gf with a schizo gf with a schizo gf with a schizo gf with a schizo gf with a schizo gf.
                  I don't have a gf.

                    DudeBussyLmao +3m +11 / -0
                    I don’t have a gf.

                      konrad +50s +11 / -0
                      yeah me too tbh. I wish I had a gf with a schizo gf with a schizo gf with a sch

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2022-03-04T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfart:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +40 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
geese_suck +2m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  konrad +2m +12 / -0
  {IMG}

    geese_suck +5m +7 / -0
    {IMG}

      konrad +2m +9 / -0
      {IMG}

        geese_suck +1m +8 / -0
        {IMG}

          konrad +1m +9 / -0
          {IMG}

            geese_suck +1m +11 / -0
            {IMG}

              konrad +1m +10 / -0
              {IMG}

                geese_suck +1m +10 / -0
                {IMG}

                  konrad +1m +7 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    geese_suck +35s +7 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      konrad +1m +7 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        geese_suck +4m +7 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          konrad +37s +7 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            geese_suck +1m +7 / -0
                            {IMG}

    NeolibKong +20m +4 / -0
    {GIF}

      konrad +21s +5 / -0
      {IMG}

        NeolibKong +1m +5 / -0
        {GIF}

          konrad +1m +5 / -0
          {IMG}

            NeolibKong +2m +4 / -0
            {GIF}

              konrad +2m +5 / -0
              {IMG}

                NeolibKong +2m +4 / -0
                {GIF}

                  konrad +55s +4 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    NeolibKong +2m +4 / -0
                    {GIF}

                      konrad +5m +4 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        NeolibKong +5m +4 / -

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-11-09T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Hello all, I am thinking of starting a drama account for myself but I'm not sure what my username should be. Suggestions? :marseywave:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseywave:
COMMENTS:
X +4m +3 / -0
you can ask @aevann to check if it's available
{IMG}

  konrad +2m +3 / -0
  I'm afraid I am not a fan of the orange cat

    X +3m +1 / -0
    oh

      konrad +2m +1 / -0
      i'm sorry, i'll just use a different name then. Thanks for the tip

        X +13m +2 / -0
        you can try some of the ones i suggested here:
        {IMG}
        {IMG}
        https://rdrama.net/post/23347/looking-for-a-new-username

          konrad +4m +1 / -0
          thanks i'll think about itocat

            X +3m +1 / -0
            just make sure to not use a username that you use for anything else (except reddit i guess lol)

              konrad +5m +1 / -0
              i think i'm gonna go for k0nrad

                X +3m +1 / -0
                https://rdrama.net/post/23347/looking-for-a-new-username
                lmao i forgot that @k0nrad account existed :marseylaugh:

                  konrad +2m +1 / -0
                  i'm not going to use this account for anything else lolocat

                    X +14m +1 / -0
                    sounds like a good choice then, good luck king :marseyking:

                      konrad +1h +1 / -0
                      thanks @chiobu :marseylove:ocat

    whyareyou +3h +1 / -0
    nooooooo you have to worship the orange cat

      konrad +3m +1 / -0
      it's a cute cat and i appreciate the marseys but i'm not a

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-09-19T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a woman (male) and I have a male penis
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Grue +2h +2 / -0
Lol

konrad +23m +1 / -0
{IMG}.

konrad +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}

konrad +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}k

konrad +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}t

konrad +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}o

konrad +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}t

konrad +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}o

konrad +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}t

konrad +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}o

konrad +2m +1 / -0
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konrad +2m +1 / -0
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konrad +2m +1 / -0
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konrad +2m +1 / -0
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konrad +2m +1 / -0
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konrad +2m +1 / -0
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konrad +2m +1 / -0
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konrad +2m +1 / -0
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konrad +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}t

konrad +2m +1 / -0
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konrad +2m +1 / -0
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konrad +2m +1 / -0
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konrad +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}t

konrad +2m +1 / -0
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konrad +2m +1 / -0
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konrad +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}o

konrad +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}t

konrad +2m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-07-21T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/fragilewhiteredditor mad about a 15 year old girl being a chud
URL: {REDDIT: r/FragileWhiteRedditor _}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GigaVaccinator +29m +38 / -0
>One of my favorite things about this sub is the way you can post a complete lie and get hundreds of people to believe it and seethe at it. I think we should do that more often
r/fragilewhiteredditor users are so fucking retarded that I actually agree with this.
For every post on that sub, it's 100% guaranteed to be a lie and they still believe it.

  BrokeBackBuck +40m +12 / -0
  I like that one. I think we should do that more often.

  Garry_Chess +2h +6 / -0
  That’s a good way to bait them. I would say the exact opposite of what is said and get a bunch of seethe

  arseupwrongo +4h +3 / -0
  Just make up some random story and they'll believe it.

arseupwrongo +2h +23 / -0
>I don't understand why people are getting angry at the girl. She's a kid, she's 15.
lol imagine defending a 15 year old who's being racist

  GooooooldMember +2h +4 / -0
  The leftoid is the one who will be defending the kid who raped her

Sylveon +1h +17 / -0
>15 year old girl being a chud
What's new?

  konrad +1m +12 / -0
  [15 year old girl being a chud]({REDDIT: r/FragileWhiteRedditor _})

    Sylveon +5m +11 / -0
    She's a fat, retarded mayo, I'll give her that much. I'm not sure if she's actually a chud or just a retard.

      konrad +1m +10 / -0
      she's a chud

    G

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-09-02T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Serious] I'm not a racist but... : Drama
URL: {REDDIT: r/Drama serious_im_not_a_racist_but}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
konrad +2m +11 / -0
i'm not a racist but...

  konrad +35s +10 / -0
  but...

    konrad +38s +9 / -0
    i'm

      konrad +40s +9 / -0
      racist

        konrad +21s +9 / -0
        i'm not

          konrad +47s +11 / -0
          but...

            konrad +1m +13 / -0
            i am

              konrad +37s +10 / -0
              racist

                konrad +1m +8 / -0
                but i'm not a

                  konrad +28s +8 / -0
                  racist

                    konrad +29s +7 / -0
                    i'm not

                      konrad +1m +7 / -0
                      but...

                        konrad +2m +7 / -0
                        i'm

                          konrad +2m +7 / -0
                          racist

                            konrad +56s +7 / -0
                            i'm not

    konrad +1m +10 / -0
    i'm

      konrad +1m +10 / -0
      racist

        konrad +1m +10 / -0
        i'm not

          konrad +1m +10 / -0
          but...

            konrad +1m +10 / -0
            i am

              konrad +1m +10 / -0
              racist

                konrad +1m +10 / -0
                i'm not

                  konrad +1m +10 / -0
                  but...

                    konrad +1m +10 / -0
                    i'm

                      konrad +1m +10 / -0
                      racist

                        konrad +2m +10

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-09-07T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 4chan's /lgbt/ is a gem
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
They even have a guide on how to be a cute and valid woman
https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/23239250
COMMENTS:
Drippo +4m +14 / -0
4chan has been a shithole for years now

  konrad +2m +10 / -0
  Yeah but /lgbt/ has been a gem for a while now

  GooooooldMember +38m +5 / -0
  It just means its even more of a gem because it keeps it from being overrun by trannies

    konrad +58s +10 / -0
    it has more trannies than /pol/ and /pol/ has more trannies than /pol/

      GooooooldMember +1h +3 / -0
      I dont think pol has trannies. I think theyre more likely to be from other boards. I dont think the trans posters on 4chan are really trains, just AGP losers

        konrad +2h +5 / -0
        I think you're mistaking the trannies who post on /pol/ for the trannies who post on /pol/

          GooooooldMember +50m +2 / -0
          Nah i think its just a joke about pol being filled with trannies

            konrad +47m +4 / -0
            you're the one who's joking

              GooooooldMember +1h +2 / -0
              Im just a transphobe

                konrad +1m +4 / -0
                I'm just a chaser

                  GooooooldMember +3m +1 / -0
                  Youre a chaser if you like trains or if you dont like trains?

                    konrad +5m +3 / -0
                    If I like them, duh

                      GooooooldMember +3m +1 / -0
                      I thought chasers were like straight men who like trains

                        konrad +1m +2 / -0
                        No

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-09-29T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My boyfriend is a porn addict and I'm concerned
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_boyfriend_is_a_porn_addict_and_im_concerned}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
sandkwinn +13m +37 / -0
Porn addicts are disgusting, but how pathetic is it that you're worried about someone having a fetish? I'm assuming this guy is an incel, and she should be more worried about him being a violent sex pest, not about his porn habits

  YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +55m +13 / -0
  I always wonder how these types can't figure out how to make their own porn. It's really not that hard.

  RETARD_POLICE +2h +13 / -0
  “I’m not a bad person, I just have a violent sex pest fetish.”
  - Every man on this planet.

  Monke +4h +3 / -0
  :marseyglow:

Sylveon +14m +26 / -0
>[My boyfriend is a porn addict and I'm concerned]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_boyfriend_is_a_porn_addict_and_im_concerned})
>[I'm a porn addict and I'm concerned about my boyfriend.]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice im_a_porn_addict_and_im_concerned_about_my})
Same foid, same story, same sub. Goddamn she is a :marseybrainlet:

  arseupwrongo +14m +21 / -0
  >I'm a porn addict and I'm concerned about my boyfriend.
  I'm not sure that it's actually possible to be this dumb. I don't know how to interpret that post at all.

    Sylveon +15m +22 / -0
    It's a parody account, I didn't even bother to check the profile before posting.
    [Here's the real story]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_boyfriend_is_a_porn_addict_and_im_concerned}), and you're right, it's even more retarded than I initially

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-09-09T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [antiwork] I am going to protest against my boss
URL: N/A
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The man is a piece of shit and I hate him. I have decided to leave him a note, and I need to know what to write.
I have to write something very rude, but not too rude, so that he gets the message but doesn't call the police. He is a manlet and he thinks he is a genius, but he is not, and he has no real qualifications.
COMMENTS:
X +1h +22 / -0
{IMG}

  konrad +1h +13 / -0
  he will probably kill me

    X +1m +14 / -0
    get some dramatards to help you if you're that scared
    :marseyblowkiss:

      konrad +4m +13 / -0
      I might do this after all. I don't want to be a snitch but I also don't want to die

    BernieSanders +1h +11 / -0
    Is he a 6'5 manlet?

      konrad +27m +9 / -0
      he's 168cm

        BernieSanders +10m +9 / -0
        I've never heard of anyone being a manlet above 150 cm so I'm not sure what to tell you. Unless he's a very short 150 cm manlet, but that would be too small even for a manlet.

          konrad +2m +14 / -0
          I'm a 160cm manlet. it's not too small for manlets, it's just the average height of one

            BernieSanders +4m +13 / -0
            Are you two in the same room right now?

              konrad +3m +12 / -0
              no, we are seperated by 3000 kilometers

                BernieSanders +2m +12 / -0
                I just read the part about him being a manlet again, I'm sorry, that's just cruel.

                  konrad +2m +8 / -0
                  I

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-08-22T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is this a thing now? I see it on every website
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +5m +16 / -0
I've been doing this for years. It's very important that I remind people that I'm not a soyjack

  konrad +1m +8 / -0
  ikr? I've been doing this since 2017, when I first heard about it on kiwifarms.

    Dramamine +2m +6 / -0
    I think the first time I saw it was 2018, and I think it was on a thread about r/againsthatesubreddits

      konrad +1m +6 / -0
      sounds about right. I always wanted to use it on r/drama but it was always on the verge of getting banned

    CRUSTY +49m +4 / -0
    I first saw it on /pol/, which was around 2013 or 2014

      konrad +12m +5 / -0
      my first time was on 4chan, when I was 12.

        CRUSTY +23m +4 / -0
        I was 13, and I think I only used 4chan to look at /b/ memes. I didn't even know about /pol/ until a few years later.

          konrad +3m +2 / -0
          i was only on /b/ back then. I was a real 4chan autist then, back when you could make a thread and get away with it

            CRUSTY +2m +2 / -0
            Yeah, I had no idea how much the site had changed over time until I was an adult and started using it again. I've never been a poweruser or anything, but I've been on that site since at least 2012

              konrad +2m +2 / -0
              I was only on there for a few months, but I still remember the good times. I wish they would bring back the image board format, but it's too late for that.

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-10-08T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor with the most pathetic fetish gets called out on reddit. Many such cases!
URL: {REDDIT: r/NoFap you_are_not_my_fetish}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +2h +3 / -0
>There's no such thing as a "fetish"
>Some things are just more common than others
>Look at the vast majority of the population is straight. Is being straight a fetish?
>I am sorry, but this is just you being a bigot and projecting.
>It's okay to like something that isn't the norm. You don't need to make it a fetish. It's just a preference.
>It's okay to be weird, and it's okay to be normal. You don't need to be ashamed of your kinks, and you don't need to try to make it a fetish.
>It's okay to like something that isn't the norm. You don't need to make it a fetish. It's just a preference.
>It's okay to be weird, and it's okay to be normal. You don't need to be ashamed of your kinks, and you don't need to try to make it a fetish.
>It's okay to like something that isn't the norm. You don't need to make it a fetish. It's just a preference.
>It's okay to be weird, and it's okay to be normal. You don't need to be ashamed of your kinks, and you don't need to try to make it a fetish.
>It's okay to like something that isn't the norm. You don't need to make it a fetish. It's just a preference.

dog_eated_wasp +4h +1 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}

Dahl_Fook +5h +1 / -0
>I’m not a fetish. I’m a person who enjoys sex and is comfortable being sexually active.
I can tell you one thing. You are a fetish.
>People who like to have sex are sexual, and there is nothing wrong with being sexual. You are not a fetish, and you are not wrong for being sexual.
"Sexual" is a fetish, I'm sorry.
>What

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-08-17T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors seethe over a country not being heckin wholesome 100
URL: {REDDIT: r/MapPorn countries_where_being_trans_is_illegal}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +21m +22 / -1
{IMG}

  konrad +1m +20 / -0
  damn that's some high quality bait right there

  Wizdumb1776 +3h +5 / -0
  {GIF}

  Summerkisses +3h +5 / -0
  :marseylove:

konrad +2m +17 / -0
>we need to burn those countries to the ground
{TWEET: samuellarson}
>every country that is in the red should be nuked
{TWEET: SamHydeIsMyWaifu}
>we need to start a war and wipe those countries off the face of the earth
{TWEET: TheArchitect512}
>we need to send all of them to north korea
{TWEET: MrPeteOcasio}
>we need to send them all to australia
{TWEET: MR22222222}
>we need to send them all to the middle east
{TWEET: Lvl0077}
>we need to send them all to india
{TWEET: MemeIsMyWaifu}
>we need to send them all to china
{TWEET: EveryoneIs}
>we need to send them all to russia
{TWEET: TheBidenBull}
>we need to send them all to belarus
{TWEET: TheRuinAble}
>we need to send them all to the middle east
{TWEET: Eleganza}

  arseupwrongo +2h +12 / -0
  Sometimes I wonder how much of the internet is just bots designed to make people seethe.

    konrad +17m +10 / -0
    i'm pretty sure it's a group of 100 retards who have nothing better to do and spam the same shit all day

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-07-12T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I don't know what to title this
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not too sure how to title this, but I'm posting it anyways
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +4m +4 / -0
What a retard

  konrad +1h +4 / -0
  my beloved

DudeBussyLmao +3m +4 / -0
I like the title.
Edit: I guess it’s a selfie so the title is a reference to this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-handed_candid_photograph

  konrad +1h +4 / -0
  based and selfawarepilled

CRUSTY +2h +3 / -0
Why do you have a tumor on your face?

  konrad +2m +4 / -0
  :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry:

    CRUSTY +21m +3 / -0
    I'm sorry you're going through this. This is why I'm a confirmed skinhead

      konrad +3m +4 / -0
      :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

        CRUSTY +1m +3 / -0
        :marseyblowkiss:

BrokeBackBuck +1h +3 / -0
He's so cute :marseyblush:

  konrad +2m +4 / -0
  :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :m

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-09-23T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What the hell is wrong with you people?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have never seen such a sad, low effort, and unfunny site before. This is a cesspool of unfunny r-slurs and you need to touch grass. You guys are as unfunny as the average reddit user. You can't even make decent bait posts because you are all too pathetic and unfunny. I'm glad I am not a part of this shithole, but I can't help but feel bad for everyone who is.
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +25m +11 / -0
I thought I was the only one who felt this way 🤗

  konrad +1m +7 / -0
  You are, you're just special 🤗

    FrozenChosen +1m +6 / -0
    Thank you 🤗

  cyberdick +2h +1 / -0
  I don't get it, what did I miss?

    FrozenChosen +3h +1 / -0
    Don’t worry, you didn’t. 😘

Cao_Cao +2m +9 / -0
{GIF}

  konrad +2m +4 / -0
  that's one ugly child

    Unironicdramadebater +1h +1 / -0
    She's a 9/10. I don't know why you would think otherwise.

      konrad +2m +2 / -0
      she's a 6/10, are you blind?

        Unironicdramadebater +56s +1 / -0
        No she's a 9/10. Look at her face. You are blind. I am sorry.

          konrad +4m +2 / -0
          she's got a weird face, if you think that's cute I'm sorry but you're gay

            Unironicdramadebater +2m +2 / -0
            No, you are gay. That face is cute.

              konrad +1m +1 / -0
              you're a degenerate

                Unironicdramadebater +3

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-07-29T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The only thing more disgusting than a redditor is a proud redditor
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_just_found_out_what_a_redditor_is_and_i_cant}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SkinFluteMaestro +4m +12 / -0
Wow she's just like me! :soyjakfront: :soyjakfront: :soyjakfront: :soyjakfront:

Nixoncrats_for_trump +14m +11 / -0
Of all the things she could have done, she chose to look at reddit?

  SkinFluteMaestro +3m +11 / -0
  Just another example of a foid living out her fantasies and having them play out in real life.

arseupwrongo +2h +6 / -0
>I'm just glad I found out before I posted anything here and ruined my life
The eternal fear of the redditor

Kunt_Phucker +1h +3 / -0
You guys ever think that they're just normal people and think that we're the weird ones?
Because I have

  konrad +2m +10 / -0
  i can't imagine using reddit as a social media platform. it's the most socially awkward thing I can think of.

    Kunt_Phucker +1m +4 / -0
    I don't even know what Reddit is

      konrad +48s +9 / -0
      :marseydisagree:

        Kunt_Phucker +5m +1 / -0
        I'm not gonna watch a 10 minute video of some faggot explaining it to me

          konrad +1m +4 / -0
          It's a website for people to talk about their favourite internet memes and exchange links of articles and videos they don't like. It's a paradise for the terminally online.

            Kunt_Phucker +1m +1 / -0
            Why would I care about any of that

              konrad +1m +4 / -0
              Because you're a redditor

                Kunt_Phucker +2m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-08-17T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Please stop sexualizing my wife
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_wife_31f_is_getting_hooked_on_being_called_a}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +1h +3 / -0
>She's been getting a lot of attention from men lately and it's been getting to her, and she's been enjoying it
It's a pretty weird thing to admit to. Men are generally not into fat women. She must be doing something pretty special to get all that attention.

  konrad +10m +1 / -0
  She's hot

    arseupwrongo +3m +1 / -0
    That's one of the few reasons to post on reddit tbh

SnappyIsMyWaifu +2h +2 / -0
>Call me a whore
>Nope, that's not what you're into
>How about slut
>Nope, that's not what you're into
>Try 'skank'
>Nope, that's not what you're into
>Well, what *is* what I'm into?
>...oh="marseyfacepalm">

knownbyanyothername +1h +1 / -0
:marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope:="marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-10-07T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🚨 FEMALE JANNY TALKING SHIT ABOUT FEMALE JANNIES 🚨
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Carp is the only good janny. I will always be his biggest fan. I even gave him my hard earned dramacoin. Now I have nothing and I will be forced to post le heckin cute and valid trans drama and le heckin wholesome chungus posts to earn more coin. I love carp. :marseyblush:
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +2m +10 / -1
Me and Aevann will make this site profitable so we can buy our own server and not have to share with the likes of you. No one is coming for us.

  konrad +5m +8 / -0
  I want to marry you :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

    carpathianflorist +2m +7 / -1
    I don’t want to marry anyone but my beautiful wife Aevann

      konrad +1m +7 / -0
      :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +11m +6 / -0
  I'm gonna rape you

    carpathianflorist +4m +5 / -1
    I can’t consent because I have the power to ban you, and I would never do anything wrong.

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +5 / -0
      I'm gonna rape you

        carpathianflorist +58s +4 / -1
        I can’t consent because I have the power to ban you, and I would never do anything wrong.

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +6 / -0
          I'm gonna rape you

            carpathianflorist +1m +4 / -1
            I can’t consent because I have the power to ban you, and I would never do anything wrong.

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +6 / -0
              I'm gonna rape you

                carpathian

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-06-29T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My girlfriend is obsessed with me
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_girlfriend_is_obsessed_with_me}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +27m +13 / -0
Why do people put their relationships online? It's stupid.

  Cao_Cao +2h +9 / -0
  I think they do it to the same extent as people who wear their LARP gear on the street. It's not really about the LARP or the relationship, it's about signalling to the rest of the world that you're totally cool and in the know.

    collectijism +1h +4 / -0
    We have a very similar story with how we met. We were both at a party and we were the only ones in the room who weren’t wearing a mask.

      Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
      You're both going to die of AIDS.

        collectijism +1h +1 / -0
        We’re both Chinese and never leave the house

          Cao_Cao +26m +1 / -0
          Can't believe you're trying to be funny. I don't know why you bother.

            collectijism +43m +1 / -0
            I’m not trying to be funny I’m trying to make you mad

              Cao_Cao +13m +2 / -0
              Can't believe you're trying to be funny. I don't know why you bother.

                collectijism +1h +1 / -0
                I’m not trying to be funny I’m trying to make you mad

                  Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
                  Can't believe you're trying to be funny. I don't know why you bother.

                    collectijism +35m +1 / -0
                    I’m not trying to be funny I’m trying to make you mad

                      Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
                      Can't believe you're trying to be funny. I don't know why you bother.

                        collectijism +3m +1 / -0
                        I’m not trying

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-10-17T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/teenagers :marseypedo: discuss the dogpill
URL: {REDDIT: r/teenagers what_do_you_guys_think_of_people_who_dont_like}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Idk, I don't really care what other people do with their pets.
>I'm against killing animals, but I'm not against people having sex with them.
>This is a new thing for me and I'm not sure if I like it or not. I just like the idea of having sex with my dog, and I can't really explain why.
>But I've also heard that dogs are smarter than people, and that they are able to communicate with people. I think that's a really cool idea.
>I just don't like people who kill animals. I don't know why, but I just don't like it.
>I'm not sure what other people think of this, but I'm just trying to express my thoughts.
COMMENTS:
pobrecito +13m +8 / -0
That's a pretty short list of things I don't like about those kids.

GooooooldMember +47m +5 / -0
Teenagers is a weird place. It’s either like a bunch of incels and femcels on the verge of suicide posting about how much they want to kill themselves and fuck their mom or it’s a bunch of pedos posting about wanting to fuck their dog

  Dramamine +36m +3 / -0
  I think it was just a containment sub for the discordfags that had been ruining the main sub for years

    GooooooldMember +3m +2 / -0
    Is there a good collection of the old r/teenagers drama? The only thing i can find is the time the mods banned everyone for a joke and then made everyone reapply

      Dramamine +6m +3 / -0
      I think the only one I saw was the one where they banned everyone for a day and made them reapply. I don't think anyone is really keeping an archive of it, it just seems like they don't really care enough about it anymore

        GooooooldMember +14m +2 / -0
        Oh ok. I guess they

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-06-16T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: High schooler has a hard time explaining the difference between gay and transgender
URL: {REDDIT: r/askgaybros what_is_the_difference_between_a_transgender}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Top comment is the only good one
COMMENTS:
The_Homocracy +1h +17 / -0
>Top comment is the only good one
This is true of every thread on that sub. The gigajannies do a good job of keeping the trannies out.

  jannie +4h +10 / -0
  Gigajannies are based? I can't believe it

    The_Homocracy +15m +8 / -0
    There's only one real janny there, and he's based

  konrad +1h +5 / -0
  i thought the mods were all trannies. there's one guy who posts a lot and i think he's a mod

    The_Homocracy +1h +10 / -0
    They're all trans

      konrad +3m +4 / -0
      i thought so too, but this guy posts a lot and i think he's a mod. {REDDIT: r/askgaybros _}

        The_Homocracy +3m +12 / -0
        I think he's just a normal gay guy with a trans wife. I hope that's the case. He doesn't seem like a tranny

          konrad +3m +7 / -0
          yes, i hope so too. he's a good poster

            The_Homocracy +2m +8 / -0
            I'm a big fan of him too

  KAT_B0T +3h +2 / -0
  I just read the top comment, it’s pretty good. What’s the consensus on this site with the transtrender menace?

    The_Homocracy +5m +6 / -0
    I'm a trans ally so I'm pretty centrist on it. I think most of the people that are trans are valid, but I think a lot of the people that aren't are trying to use it as a way to get attention. I also think that a lot of the "trans rights"

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2022-02-11T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not drama] Let's go for a nice walk :marseywalking:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
konrad +2m +7 / -0
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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-08-26T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Feature Request] Please add a counter for the number of posts a user has made
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@Aevann
COMMENTS:
collectijism +1m +3 / -0
I’m pretty sure we already have a counter but it’s called comments

  konrad +1m +4 / -0
  I don't see it anywhere on the site :marseymad:

    collectijism +1m +3 / -0
    Hmmm I just noticed the counter isn’t displayed anymore that’s strange

      konrad +1m +3 / -0
      Where is it supposed to be displayed? I don't see it on my profile or anyone else's

        collectijism +1m +3 / -0
        I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be under the number of posts. I think the only place it’s supposed to be is your profile but I can’t find it either

          konrad +1m +3 / -0
          I can't find it anywhere

            collectijism +1m +3 / -0
            Well it’s not showing up for me either I’m pretty sure it was there at one point

              konrad +3m +3 / -0
              It's gone for me too now. I'm sure it was there before, I can't remember when though

                collectijism +4m +3 / -0
                Well maybe the admins will fix it for us

                  konrad +1m +1 / -0
                  :marseycry:

                    collectijism +1m +1 / -0
                    Maybe they’ll have a counter of how many times we cry in this thread

                      konrad +1m +1 / -0
                      :marseyinabox:

                        collectijism +38s +1 / -0
                        I’m not crying you’re crying

                          konrad +4m +1 / -0
                          :marseyrain:

                            collectijism +1m +1 / -0
                            You’re not crying I’m not crying: we’re both crying

                            collectijism +1m +1 / -0
                            {GIF

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-08-19T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey is cute, you should upvote me
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +57 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
kapindra +10m +17 / -0
{IMG}

  konrad +2h +3 / -0
  yep

BrokeBackBuck +30m +14 / -0
:marseyhearts:

Cao_Cao +22m +14 / -0
{IMG}

  konrad +2h +3 / -0
  :marseyexcited:

FrozenChosen +54m +10 / -1
Marsey is my favorite 🥰

  konrad +1h +6 / -0
  :marseyexcited:

UraniumDonGER +1h +9 / -1
:marseywave: :marseyexcited: :marseywave:
Marsey is cute! :marseylove:

  konrad +27m +7 / -0
  :marseyexcited:

coned +1h +6 / -0
marsey is the best thing to happen to rdrama. it's almost as good as me.

  konrad +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyexcited:

HOTEP +1h +4 / -0
:marseywave:

  konrad +1h +1 / -0
  :marseyexcited:

Hansolf_Grettler +3h +3 / -0
:marseylove:

  konrad +19m +2 / -0
  :marseyexcited:

Sylveon +1h +2 / -0
Marsey is cute, you should upvote me
{IMG}

  konrad +1h +1 / -0
  :marseyexcited:

i_only_downvote_pizza +2h +2 / -0
Marsey is cute, you should upvote me
{IMG}

  konrad +12m +2 / -0
  :marseyexcited:

BigBussyHunter +2h +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-08-19T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/foreveralone user finds a solution to his problems
URL: {REDDIT: r/ForeverAlone i_found_a_solution}
VOTES: +54 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
alakavat +15m +66 / -0
>The problem is that I don't have any friends that I can be vulnerable with. I have a couple of friends that I can talk to, but I don't feel comfortable enough to talk about my feelings with them.
>I don't have a lot of friends because I'm kind of introverted and have a lot of anxiety.
>That's why I never leave the house. I don't know how to approach people, and I don't want to get rejected. I've never been in a relationship, and I don't want to risk getting rejected by someone I like.
>I'm 22 and I've never had a girlfriend. I've never been kissed or held hands with a girl. I've never been in a relationship, and I don't know how to approach girls. I've never been in a relationship because I'm afraid of rejection.
>You're not alone. There are plenty of people who feel the same way you do. I'm 22 and I've never been in a relationship. I've never been kissed or held hands with a girl. I've never been in a relationship because I'm afraid of rejection. I'm not sure what to do, but I know I'm not alone.
>There are plenty of people who feel the same way you do. I'm not sure what to do, but I know I'm not alone.
>I'm 22 and I've never been in a relationship. I've never been kissed or held hands with a girl. I've never been in a relationship because I'm afraid of rejection. I'm not sure what to do, but I know I'm not alone.
>I'm 22 and I've never been in a relationship. I've never been kissed or held hands with a girl. I've never been in a relationship because I'm afraid of rejection. I'm not sure what to do, but I know I'm not alone.
>I'm 22 and I've never been in a relationship. I've never been kissed or held hands with a girl. I've never

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-10-02T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/onejoke
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DudeBussyLmao +3m +6 / -0
{IMG}

Dramamine +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}

Unironicdramadebater +12h +1 / -0
And what's wrong with that?.onnott.onnott

  konrad +4m +2 / -0
  >what's wrong with being a straggot??
  :chad:.onnott :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :chad: :

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-07-04T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I wish you all a happy and safe Independence Day! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
COMMENTS:
JimieWhales +10m +9 / -0
Happy July 4th to the 3rd worlders who live in the 1st world.

  konrad +5m +4 / -0
  I'm German :marseyreich: :marseyreich: :marseyreich: :marseyreich: :marseyreich: :marseyreich: :marseyreich: :marseyreich:

    JimieWhales +4m +5 / -0
    Happy day of infamy!

Nixoncrats_for_trump +12m +8 / -0
A day to remember the greatest country on earth.

  konrad +2m +6 / -0
  true, I will eat some hotdogs and get shitfaced as tribute

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +8 / -0
    And watch some retarded tv

      konrad +4m +4 / -0
      I am doing that right now, they are showing the first US spacewalk. I can't stand 90% of what they are saying

        Nixoncrats_for_trump +3m +7 / -0
        Don't like the newscasters? Try and find a sportscaster who isn't a buffoon

          konrad +1m +4 / -0
          I don't watch sports, but I hate the news. I don't care what happens in the world. I only care about me. :chad:

            Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +5 / -0
            Based

konrad +

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-07-06T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Anybody have any experience with this guy?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
He's a politician in my country and I really want to know if he's a lolcow or a total nutjob. I'm trying to decide whether I should make a post about him here, or if it's going to be boring and uninteresting.
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +24m +10 / -0
He's an antisemite who doesn't want to be a politician. This is the new 'I want to be a millionaire, but not too rich' phase. It's a meme, and he's a lolcow.
I'll give him 5 years before he's arrested for trying to kill someone.

  konrad +4m +6 / -0
  I don't think it's a meme, he's a legit schizo. He does have a website where he talks about how the world is going to end due to nuclear war and how jews are behind all that.
  He's also the president of a far right group which is responsible for a couple of shootings, and he's friends with another far right politician who's also behind several shootings.

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +7 / -0
    He's a politician who doesn't want to be a politician. He's a meme.

      konrad +1m +6 / -0
      He's a legit schizo

        Nixoncrats_for_trump +51s +6 / -0
        And a meme.

          konrad +1m +8 / -0
          He's a legit schizo

            Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +6 / -0
            He's a meme.

              konrad +2m +6 / -0
              He's a legit schizo

                Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +6 / -0
                He's a meme

                  konrad +1m +6 / -0
                  He's a legit schizo

                    Nixoncrats_for_trump +5m +5 / -0
                    He's a meme

                      konrad +1m +6 / -0
                      He's a legit schizo

                        Nixon

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-07-28T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Has anyone else noticed that we are the most oppressed minority in the world? Even black people have more privilege than us."
URL: {REDDIT: r/autism has_anyone_else_noticed_that_we_are_the_most}
VOTES: +83 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I can't believe this is real
COMMENTS:
SkinFluteMaestro +9m +71 / -0
>They can be loud, and smell like shit. They also can't tell when they're being mean to people. You think you're just saying something nice to them, but they might take it the wrong way and think you're trying to be mean to them.
>This is why I have a no-talking policy with my neurodivergent friends.
Lmao no way this is real. It's too perfect
{IMG}

  konrad +3m +48 / -0
  >has a no-talking policy with neurodivergent friends
  I can't even

    SkinFluteMaestro +2m +48 / -0
    If you're not talking to autists you're not actually living life to it's fullest potential. Maybe we should have a thread on what we say to autists to make them cry?

      konrad +1m +43 / -0
      >I'm not saying you're a failure. I'm saying you failed

        SkinFluteMaestro +1m +26 / -0
        I actually tried this once. I said you're a failure for being an autist and they just looked at me like a confused zombie. I think they just don't understand what I'm saying :sad:

          konrad +1m +23 / -0
          you have to say it in a nice way

          collectijism +2h +17 / -0
          You need to say it in a serious tone with no inflection of sarcasm or they’ll never know.

            SkinFluteMaestro +1h +14 / -0
            I can't help it. I'm so autistic I have to force myself to laugh at the stupid jokes that my autistic friends tell me. How can I tell them I'm laughing at them without them thinking I'm laughing with them?

      Summerk

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-08-27T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why the fuck do people like me? Why is everyone so nice to me? I never did anything for anyone, I'm the most antisocial person ever.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +1 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm just a miserable bastard, why do people like me?
COMMENTS:
DudeBussyLmao +5m +3 / -0
Because you are a good person, and because you are so much better than the rest of us.

  konrad +4m +1 / -0
  I'm literally the worst person ever

    DudeBussyLmao +2m +1 / -0
    I’m sorry to hear that. I’m sure you can change your ways.

      konrad +3m +1 / -0
      I can't, I'm an evil person. I hate everyone and myself and I hate the world. I'm a miserable bastard and I don't want to change. I want to die.

        DudeBussyLmao +4m +2 / -0
        I know you can change. It is possible for you to change your ways. You just have to want to change. I believe in you.

          konrad +1m +1 / -0
          I don't want to change. I'm a miserable bastard and I want to die. I'm going to kill myself.

            DudeBussyLmao +4m +2 / -0
            Don’t do that. I believe in you. You just have to want to change. It is possible.

              konrad +2m +1 / -0
              I want to die

                DudeBussyLmao +3m +2 / -0
                I know you can change.

                  konrad +2m +1 / -0
                  I want to die

                    DudeBussyLmao +1m +1 / -0
                    I know you can change.

                      konrad +2m +1 / -0
                      I want to die

                        DudeBussyLmao +1m +1 / -0
                        I know you can change.

                          konrad +2m +1 / -0
                          I want to die

                            DudeBussyLmao +4

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2022-03-22T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: this is konrad
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
>no taint
:marseydisagree:

  konrad +1h +1 / -0
  i'm not a furry, the taint is just too gross to show. also it is cropped, it's not that big

    Dramamine +2m +1 / -0
    :#marseydisagree:

      konrad +5m +1 / -0
      :#marseyagree:

        Dramamine +1m +1 / -0
        :#marseydisagree:

          konrad +2m +1 / -0
          :#marseyagreefast:

            Dramamine +1m +1 / -0
            :#marseydisagree:

              konrad +1m +1 / -0
              :#marseyagreefast:

                Dramamine +1m +1 / -0
                :#marseydisagree:

                  konrad +2m +1 / -0
                  :#marseyagreefast:

                    Dramamine +1m +1 / -0
                    :#marseydisagree:

                      konrad +2m +1 / -0
                      :#marseyagreefast:

                        Dramamine +56s +1 / -0
                        :#marseydisagree:

                          konrad +1m +1 / -0
                          :#marseyagreefast:

                            Dramamine +1m +1 / -0
                            :#marseydisagree:

            MOUTHFEEL +4h +1 / -0
            :#marseydisagree:

              konrad +2h +1 / -0
              :#marseyagreefast:

                MOUTHFEEL +5h +1 / -0
                :#marseydisagree: tter

                  konrad +2h +1 / -0
                  :#marseyagreefast:

                    MOUTHFEEL +4h +1 / -0
                    :#marseydisagree

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-10-20T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyconfused:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused:
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +7 / -0
I'm doing my best to get the site down, please be patient.

  konrad +1m +4 / -0
  oh i didn't know you were the server

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +32m +2 / -0
    I'm the server and the codecel, I am doing my best.

    jackie +3h +1 / -0
    He's the one who made the code and he's also the admin who has the root password

arsey +12m +3 / -0
I think I'm gonna lose my shit in the coming days. I've been working on it all day and I can't even get the server to launch.

  konrad +12m +2 / -0
  just write a program to do it for you, you're a codecel aren't you?

    arsey +1m +2 / -0
    oh yeah I'm a codecel. I just hate coding and would rather kill myself. So I'll do it the old fashioned way of googling and trying shit.

      konrad +2m +2 / -0
      oh that's too bad. i've never had to do shit like this, what's the problem?

        arsey +4m +2 / -0
        Oh I don't think it's a problem with the server. I think it's just a problem with my SQL. The server is fine. It's just that I am not able to pull the SQL from the server to local so I can work on it on my local. I need to do some more research to see if it's possible. I don't know how to connect a MySQL server with a local database.

          konrad +10m +2 / -0
          oh that's a fair point. I'm not

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-08-25T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/television is melting down over a piece of shit game show
URL: {REDDIT: r/television will_and_grahams_tigervision_is_a_disaster_in}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Igor_Konashenkov +29m +8 / -0
>It’s not just the audience that’s turning it off. It’s the contestants who are turning it off, which is why it’s a disaster.
The contestants are the ones who are being robbed, they don't care about the audience. They're just being forced to play this game to get their 30k out.

  konrad +1h +1 / -0
  wait till they find out how much they're getting paid for it

    Yall +4h +1 / -0
    They're not getting paid, you retard. That's the whole point.

      konrad +6h +1 / -0
      yes, the prize money is compensation

        Yall +3h +1 / -0
        The prize money isn't even enough to cover the cost of participating. It's like $30,000 for the winner. That's like $1000 per hour. The only people who do this are the ones with no other options, so they don't care.

Yall +6h +1 / -0
>It’s not just the audience that’s turning it off. It’s the contestants who are turning it off, which is why it’s a disaster.
It's actually kind of brilliant. It's a show designed for people with nothing better to do. The contestants are the ones who are being robbed, they don't care about the audience. They're just being forced to play this game to get their 30k out.

GooooooldMember +4h +1 / -0
Noooo you cant have a game show with a bad gimmick where the host is a cartoon character.

YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +6h +1 / -0
>Did you ever play this game before? It sounds like a game for children.
Lmao imagine getting dunked on by a child on TV..

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-09-08T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm the mod of /r/loveforfrozenchosen, please ping me when you find some new drama
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +43m +4 / -0
I'm not a mod but I'd like to think I have some influence. I'm actually a moderator on a few subs, I just really like power and authority. I'm also not sure I could handle such a responsibility. I would much rather be an actress, model, or artist. I have also done some work for the FBI and CIA.

  konrad +4m +4 / -0
  I'm not a mod either but I'm pretty sure I have some influence. I'm actually a moderator on a few subs, I just really like power and authority. I'm also not sure I could handle such a responsibility. I would much rather be an actress, model, or artist. I have also done some work for the FBI and CIA.

    FrozenChosen +1m +4 / -0
    Based and Redditpilled

      konrad +2m +3 / -0
      I'm not actually based and redditpilled. I'm just a regular, normal person who likes to fuck around on the internet. I'm not sure if you're one of those people who believes in the whole "based" thing or if you're just being sarcastic. Either way, I hope you have a great day!

        FrozenChosen +5m +4 / -0
        Oh I know you are, I was just making a joke. I hope you have a great day too! 🤗

          konrad +2m +3 / -0
          Thanks! I hope you have a great day too!

  konrad +1m +3 / -0
  I'm not a mod either but I'm pretty sure I have some influence. I'm actually a moderator on a few subs, I just really like power and authority. I'm also not sure I could handle such a responsibility. I would much rather be an actress, model, or artist. I have also done some work for the FBI and CIA.

konrad +54m +1 / -0
@carpathian

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-09-19T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have been kicked out of the rdrama discord for saying "I will rape you" to a discord janitor. :marseydepressed:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is so unfair and I can't believe it happened. I will not rest until I have raped every discord janitor. I will rape all of them, one by one. I will make them beg for mercy while I enter their bussies with my massive penis. I will continue to rape them until they are dead, and then I will rape their corpses. I will rape every discord janitor, and I will enjoy it.
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +25m +9 / -0
Why are you on discord? I’m not.

  konrad +5m +3 / -0
  I'm not either, but I was invited to the rdrama server because I'm in the janniecord and I guess it was linked or something

    TariqNasheed +3m +8 / -0
    That’s even weirder. You’re in the discord for a website?

      konrad +2m +4 / -0
      I'm in the discord for discord

        TariqNasheed +2m +5 / -0
        I don’t use discord. How do you make friends on discord? Do you have to use voice chat to talk to people?

          konrad +1m +3 / -0
          I don't make friends, I rape them

            TariqNasheed +5m +5 / -0
            Well, that sounds like a good time. What’s the point of using a website then?

              konrad +4m +4 / -0
              I'm not a website, I'm an application

                TariqNasheed +3m +4 / -0
                You’re a website.

                  konrad +1m +2 / -0
                  I'm not

                    TariqNasheed +1m +2 / -0
                    You are.

                      konrad +1m +2 / -0
                      no

                        TariqNasheed +3m +2 / -0
                        Yes.

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-08-03T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
URL: N/A
VOTES: +1 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
COMMENTS:
BrokeBackBuck +2m +5 / -0
If you want to be a janny, why not just be a janny? :marseyhmm:

  konrad +1m +2 / -0
  i'm not a janny

    BrokeBackBuck +2m +5 / -0
    That's ok, it's the janny you are to be :marseycool:

konrad +2m +1 / -0
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny
i'm not a janny but i want to be a janny

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-08-20T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a confession to make
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am a woman
COMMENTS:
Takoyucki +10m +7 / -0
Aren’t you in prison for raping a child?

  konrad +2m +1 / -0
  I have a bussy to blow. And I'll never have a child

    Takoyucki +55s +3 / -0
    Yeah but you were in prison for raping a child.

      konrad +1m +1 / -0
      I'm not a rapist

        Takoyucki +57s +4 / -0
        :marseylaugh:

          konrad +1m +2 / -0
          I am not. I love the internet and I want to get out

            Takoyucki +5m +4 / -0
            Just go outside and talk to people sweaty. The internet is for losers. :marseylove:

              konrad +1m +1 / -0
              I'm trying but I can't

                Takoyucki +2m +3 / -0
                I know you can, you’re just a little neurodivergent. :marseylove:

                  konrad +1m +2 / -0
                  I'm not, I'm a sociopath

                    Takoyucki +1m +3 / -0
                    :marseyshook:

                      konrad +53s +2 / -0
                      I'm not, I'm a sociopath

                        Takoyucki +46s +3 / -0
                        :marseyshook:

                          konrad +2m +2 / -0
                          I'm not, I'm a sociopath

                            Takoyucki +1m +2 / -0
                            :marseyshook:

HOTEP +5m +6 / -0
I’m a woman

  konrad +3m +5 / -0
  Can I suck your dick?

    HOTEP +3m +6 / -0
    Sure.

      konrad +31s +4 / -0
      I'll

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-10-25T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Suggestion] modmail should be visible to everyone
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
What's the point of having a modmail if only jannies can see it? If you send a message and you don't get an answer within 10 seconds, you're probably better off posting on the main site anyway. And as a user you can't even see if you get a response, because you don't have access to the modmail.
COMMENTS:
X +3m +10 / -0
{IMG}

DudeBussyLmao +4m +1 / -0
{GIF}

  konrad +1m +1 / -0
  :marseyreading:

    DudeBussyLmao +1m +1 / -0
    {GIF}

      konrad +3m +1 / -0
      {GIF}

        DudeBussyLmao +1m +1 / -0
        {GIF}

          konrad +1m +1 / -0
          {GIF}

            DudeBussyLmao +2m +1 / -0
            {GIF}

              konrad +1m +1 / -0
              {GIF}

                DudeBussyLmao +1m +1 / -0
                {GIF}

                  konrad +1m +1 / -0
                  {GIF}

                    DudeBussyLmao +1m +1 / -0
                    {GIF}

                      konrad +1m +1 / -0
                      {GIF}

                        DudeBussyLmao +3m +1 / -0
                        {GIF}

                          konrad +1m +1 / -0
                          {GIF}

                            DudeBussyLmao +1m +1 / -0
                            {GIF}

Dramamine +1h +1 / -0
I like seeing my posts, so modmail should be open to the public.

dog_eated_wasp +3h +1 / -0
I want to read the modmail because I'm curious about the jannies. I also want to post on the modmail because I'm a trouble

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-09-12T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/entitledparents
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/entitledparents
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
konrad +2m +7 / -0
I'm afraid I have to ban you

  konrad +18s +5 / -0
  Now for real, jannies

    konrad +2m +6 / -0
    Thank you for your service

      konrad +10s +6 / -0
      :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny:

        konrad +32s +6 / -0
        :marseyjanny2:

          konrad +8s +5 / -0
          :marseyjanny:

            konrad +8s +5 / -0
            :marseyjanny:

              konrad +11s +5 / -0
              :marseyjanny:

                konrad +6s +5 / -0
                :marseyjanny:

                  konrad +1m +3 / -0
                  :marseyjanny:

                    konrad +10s +3 / -0
                    :marseyjanny:

                      konrad +8s +3 / -0
                      :marseyjanny:

                        konrad +1m +3 / -0
                        :marseyjanny:

                          konrad +7s +3 / -0
                          :marseyjanny:

                            konrad +8s +3 / -0
                            :marseyjanny:

konrad +43s +6 / -0
I can't believe I'm writing this shit
:marseyjanny:

konrad +1m +5 / -0
:marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny:

konrad +12s +5 / -0
:marseyjanny:

konrad +8s +5 / -0
:marseyjanny:

konrad +9s +5 / -0
:marseyjanny:

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-07-06T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [NOT DRAMA] The real reason why you can't grow big tits
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
CRUSTY +13m +10 / -0
Fuck man, I'm going to need to start lifting to compensate for this

  konrad +3m +11 / -0
  it's over

    CRUSTY +41s +9 / -0
    I'm actually going to need to start wearing a chest binder

      konrad +2m +11 / -0
      i think you have no choice

        CRUSTY +4m +7 / -0
        Fuck me, I don't even have a binder. This is so fucking unfair.

          konrad +3m +11 / -0
          :marseytrans2:

        Wizdumb1776 +50m +5 / -0
        {GIF}

          konrad +1m +6 / -0
          I hate you so much

            Wizdumb1776 +47s +6 / -0
            {GIF}

              konrad +1m +5 / -0
              {GIF}

                Wizdumb1776 +4m +5 / -0
                {GIF}

                  konrad +1m +4 / -0
                  {GIF}

                    Wizdumb1776 +2m +4 / -0
                    {GIF}

                      konrad +5m +4 / -0
                      {GIF}

                        Wizdumb1776 +2m +5 / -0
                        {GIF}

                          konrad +2m +4 / -0
                          {GIF}

                            Wizdumb1776 +1m +5 / -0
                            {GIF}

              Need4Sneed +11m +4 / -0
              {GIF}

                Wizdumb1776 +1m +6 / -0
                {GIF}

                  Need4Sneed +3m +3 / -0
                  :marseylove:

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2022-03-23T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over for dramatards :marseyitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +7 / -0
:#marseyrave:
{IMG}

  konrad +31m +3 / -0
  not sure what to make of this tbh

    X +1m +4 / -0
    maybe they're on the right side of history
    :#marseytrans2: :#marseyeggirl:

      konrad +2m +4 / -0
      i'm sure you've heard this before, but i hate trannies more than you can imagine

        X +2m +4 / -0
        I'm sure you're not alone
        :#marseycheerup:

          konrad +4m +2 / -0
          thanks, i need this support :marseylove:

    Wizdumb1776 +14m +2 / -0
    This is the only meme that ever made me laugh in my life.

      konrad +3m +2 / -0
      :marseyshrug:

Wizdumb1776 +46m +2 / -0
{IMG}

  konrad +1m +3 / -0
  :marseylaugh:

    Wizdumb1776 +1m +2 / -0
    It's ok kid you'll get there one day.

      konrad +2m +2 / -0
      i just can't stand the way they mutilate themselves and ruin their lives with drugs. it's just disgusting. the ones who aren't like that are still gross.

        Wizdumb1776 +3m +2 / -0
        That's why I'm not a fan of the trans lives matter crowd. They're not the ones in the pic. They're the ones who mutilate themselves and live in fear and guilt. Not the ones who are happy and comfortable with themselves.

          konrad +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyagree:

            Wizdumb177

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-08-23T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [anime] my favorite anime girl
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I just wanted to share this :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss:
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +11m +4 / -0
{GIF}

  konrad +2m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

dog_eated_wasp +10h +2 / -0
What is her name and where can I find her?

  konrad +3h +1 / -0
  2hu

    dog_eated_wasp +5m +2 / -0
    I'm going to do some research. Thank you...

      konrad +11h +1 / -0
      :marseyblowkiss:.ott.ott.

        dog_eated_wasp +10h +2 / -0
        Thank you. I have downloaded the 2hu anime. I'm going to watch it..ott.ott.

konrad +2m +2 / -0
{IMG}

konrad +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

konrad +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-10-29T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey is a terrible person. :marseycry:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
She lives in a pod with her cat, she has a shitty job and she hates her job. She also has a cat and she hates her cat. She's a terrible person and she should feel bad about it.
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +48m +5 / -0
Marsey is a wonderful person, she has a good job, she has a good cat, and she's good enough that she doesn't hate herself.

X +22m +2 / -0
:marseyshook:

UnheardIdentity +2h +1 / -0
You're right. Marsey should rope..suicide...... is best.. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is best. is

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-10-11T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: writes an essay about how much she hates her dad
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_24m_dad_47m_father_told_me_to_go_back_to_my}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +41 / -0
>I'm literally about to start a gender transition so I don't even need a dick or a vagina anymore.
do they just make these things up on the spot or do they really just think this is a reasonable take

  Drippo +1m +36 / -0
  They are literally mentally ill. They are addicted to the idea of transition and nothing will change that. They're fucked.

    bballbelle +4h +4 / -0
    I'm starting to wonder if it's just a variant of body dysmorphia. I mean, it's not like they would ever be able to pass as their new gender anyway so that's not really an option. And I think they know that so they're basically saying "yes, I'm a freak and it's all your fault".

  WootFatigue +2m +19 / -0
  These are the people who are the most likely to be in the bottom 10% of society.

  konrad +1m +14 / -0
  they're mentally ill

  chapodestroyer +2h +8 / -0
  >do they just make these things up on the spot or do they really just think this is a reasonable take
  Yes

  iStillMissEd +1h +4 / -0
  > do they just make these things up on the spot or do they really just think this is a reasonable take
  They genuinely believe this, I've seen it happen on discord

  1-800-GOD-DAMN +2h +3 / -0
  They really just think this is a reasonable take

  Hoes_mad +4h +2 / -0
  You're asking the wrong question here. The real question is "Why do they think this is a reasonable take?"

  Dofu +3h +1 /

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2022-02-03T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Who here is going to be the first to get permabanned?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not going to hold my breath and I don't care much about this site, but I do want to know who is going to be the first to get banned by this place.
COMMENTS:
Pastel +18m +8 / -0
I think I'm the most likely. I'm probably the biggest sperg on this site and I'm not even shy about it.

  konrad +1m +6 / -0
  probably, but i think @Dad is in the running too

    Pastel +2m +5 / -0
    That's fair, he's my biggest competition

      konrad +1m +5 / -0
      he also posts way more often so it's not over yet

    BrokeBackBuck +3h +3 / -0
    @dad posts way too much for his own good, I'm betting on him

      konrad +2h +2 / -0
      i hope he doesn't get banned, he is my favourite user

    TR +1h +3 / -0
    @dad is a postermaxxer and probably posts more than any other dramanaut

    Lv999_Lich_King +5h +3 / -0
    @Dad is gonna be the first to get banned, but it won't be by admins

      konrad +2h +1 / -0
      i know he's going to get banned by some dramatard, but i want the admin ban

  BasicallyADoxxer +2h +4 / -0
  I'm pretty sure I've gotten more people banned than I've been banned. I have a theory that it's because I'm racist and post that a lot, but it's more likely my trolling is just too on the nose and not subtle enough

    UraniumDonGER +1h +4 / -0
    I think its more the thing that you are a newfag. Noone gives a shit about newfags. Try to post for a while and try to be funny

      BasicallyADoxxer +26m +3 /

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-06-21T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: he is a genius
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
InfoWarrior +5m +5 / -0
I'm so proud of him! :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

  konrad +1h +3 / -0
  we need a sidebar for our own genius

    InfoWarrior +6m +1 / -0
    :marseyexcited:

zombiecel +1h +2 / -0
It's true, I am a genius.

konrad +1h +2 / -0
@Aevann i am sorry if it was a repost, i was too excited

  Aevann +2h +2 / -0
  it's ok bb, we all get excited sometimes 😘

    konrad +4h +2 / -0
    ty ❤️

ponyblaze +1h +1 / -0
he's literally me

konrad +1h +1 / -0
I am sorry if it was a repost, i was too excited :marseylove:

  konrad +14s +1 / -0
  i am sorry if it was a repost, i was too excited :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marse

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-09-04T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have fallen in love with a dramatard and I don't know what to do
URL: N/A
VOTES: +44 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am a 23 year old foid. I have been lurking on this site for a few months now and I think it's great. I even made an account. My username is konrad, I'm quite proud of it.
Recently I found myself falling in love with one of the users here. I think he is so cute and funny and cool. He always has something to say, is a great listener and is funny. I don't know if he's a dramanaut too or just a regular user, but he is so cool. I have never felt like this before, and I don't know what to do.
I love him so much, I think about him all the time, I can't get him out of my head. I want to be with him and be his wife. I know he is probably taken but I just can't help it. I want to talk to him and tell him how I feel, but I am scared that he might not reciprocate my feelings. I don't want to ruin our friendship if he doesn't feel the same way.
I don't know what to do, I feel like I'm falling in love with someone who might not feel the same way. I don't know how to approach this situation. I don't want to lose my best friend over this, but I also can't help how I feel.
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +2m +57 / -0
You should send him a dm saying you found his reddit account and he’s already taken.

  konrad +3m +21 / -0
  thank you for the advice

    Landlord_Messiah +1h +11 / -0
    Is this you
    https://rdrama.net/post/13206/just-woke-up-saw-this-and

      konrad +2m +10 / -0
      no it's not

        Landlord_Messiah +3m +11 / -0
        Gotcha

    Sneed +1h +4 / -0
    You're welcome

  Dramacel +5h +3 /

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-09-05T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: An entire thread on /r/FriendsofBrian complaining about the poor treatment of the poor doggo
URL: {REDDIT: r/FriendsOfBrian the_mayor_of_utah_cant_tell_people_to_kick_the}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseytrans: :marseytrans: :marseytrans:
COMMENTS:
konrad +1m +13 / -0
>It’s an old one. My dog had one and he could smell people with it. If he smelled a person he would go nuts.
>My dog had one and he could smell people with it. If he smelled a person he would go nuts.
>My dog had one and he could smell people with it. If he smelled a person he would go nuts.
>My dog had one and he could smell people with it. If he smelled a person he would go nuts.
>My dog had one and he could smell people with it. If he smelled a person he would go nuts.
>My dog had one and he could smell people with it. If he smelled a person he would go nuts.
>My dog had one and he could smell people with it. If he smelled a person he would go nuts.

  konrad +29s +7 / -0
  It's not even a joke it's just a normal story :marseyfacepalm:

    kapindra +1h +5 / -0
    Reddit moment

konrad +1m +6 / -0
>So, a homeless man with a service dog is probably more dangerous than a dog without one? That's a really stupid thing to say.
:marseyfacepalm:

  konrad +24s +5 / -0
  >I’m not sure what to tell you, other than service dogs are trained for a specific job and are legally allowed to accompany their handler. I’m not sure what you are arguing?
  :marseyfacepalm: :marseyfacepalm: :marseyfacepalm:

konrad +36s +5 / -0
>He's a service dog, he's trained to do his job. If he's not a service dog, then he's just a dog, and if

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2022-01-24T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Feature Request] "Am I being retarded" award
URL: N/A
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
After a user has been awarded it, he has to post a picture of his bussy to prove that he is indeed not retarded.
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +1m +6 / -0
Just make it a 100% chance that @bbbb responds to you.

  konrad +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyagree:

    Saint_Nicholas +1m +4 / -0
    Bbbb is also an rdrama user
    :#marseyvibing:

      konrad +1m +4 / -0
      I don't like this idea. I want to see some butthole

        Saint_Nicholas +38s +4 / -0
        Fine, but you have to post a picture of your bussy to prove that you are not a gay man.

          konrad +57s +3 / -0
          You first

            Saint_Nicholas +40s +2 / -0
            I'm not a gay man.

              konrad +26s +3 / -0
              wrong

                Saint_Nicholas +31s +2 / -0
                :#marseyorthodoxpat:

                  konrad +1m +2 / -0
                  no. you are not straight. you are a gay man.

                    Saint_Nicholas +1m +2 / -0
                    No I'm not. I'm not a gay man.

                      konrad +58s +2 / -0
                      you are gay. you are a gay man. you are not straight.

                        Saint_Nicholas +31s +2 / -0
                        No I'm not.

                          konrad +1m +2 / -0
                          yes you are. you are a gay man.

                            Saint_Nicholas +20s +2 / -0
                            No I'm not.

    goodNews4U +1m +2 / -0
    :marseyeyeroll:

      konrad +1m +2 / -0
      you are not straight, you are a gay

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AUTHOR: konrad
DATE: 2021-08-16T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I was banned from SRD for this comment
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I didn't post this comment in SRD, I think it was posted by someone else. I've been using SRD since 2011 and have never gotten banned before, this is the first time. This is just a warning, I will be more careful next time, SRD mods
COMMENTS:
SoyJackKennedy +22m +9 / -0
You need to link the thread. I'm not going to go searching for it.

  konrad +17m +2 / -0
  You don't need to, they told me I didn't need to

    SoyJackKennedy +3m +5 / -0
    That's not good enough. I need to know which retard is being so fragile

      konrad +17m +3 / -0
      I don't want to dox myself

        SoyJackKennedy +2m +5 / -0
        You can just post your username and then say "it's me" or "it's me, I'm that guy"

          konrad +2m +2 / -0
          I'm not that kind of person

            SoyJackKennedy +10m +3 / -0
            You can be.

              konrad +1m +2 / -0
              I can't

                SoyJackKennedy +3m +3 / -0
                You can.

                  konrad +50s +1 / -0
                  I can't

                    SoyJackKennedy +1m +2 / -0
                    You can.

                      konrad +2m +1 / -0
                      I can't

                        SoyJackKennedy +1m +2 / -0
                        You can.

                          konrad +2m +1 / -0
                          I can't

                            SoyJackKennedy +1m +2 / -0
                            You can.

        fic8 +29m +1 / -0
        i know who you are

konrad +2m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  konrad +2m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-08-06T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyshapiro: "I don't know, I mean, like, what is this? You're gonna need to take me out of your house, out of your home, out of your neighborhood, and take me to a place where I have a chance of not getting arrested"
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS: N/A: N/A: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
KONY_2032 +4m +5 / -0
:#marseyitsallsotiresome:
{IMG}

  KONY_2032 +5m +4 / -0
  :marseyitsallsotiresome: {IMG}: N/A

    KONY_2032 +4m +3 / -0
    :marseyitsallsotiresome: {IMG} :marseyitsallsotiresome:

      KONY_2032 +4m +3 / -0
      :marseyitsallsotiresome: {IMG} :marseyitsallsotiresome:

        KONY_2032 +1m +2 / -0
        :marseyitsallsotiresome: {IMG} :marseyitsallsotiresome:

          KONY_2032 +54s +2 / -0
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            KONY_2032 +1m +2 / -0
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              KONY_2032 +4m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2022-07-15T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The worst thing about the LLM saga is that it made me notice
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyworried:
COMMENTS:
Chtorrr +2m +6 / -0
What did you notice?

  KONY_2032 +11m +6 / -0
  :marseytinfoil2:ers are a menace :marseyschizowave:ers are a menace :marseyschizowall:cotters are a menace :marseyschizotwitch:otters are a menace :marseyschizoshaking:otters are a menace :marseyschizowall:otters are a menace :marseyschizotwitch:otters are a menace :marseyschizoshaking:otters are a menace :marseyschizowall:otters are a menace :marseyschizotwitch:otters are a menace :marseyschizoshaking:otters are a menace :marseyschizowall:otters are a menace :marseyschizotwitch:otters are a menace :marseyschizoshaking:otters are a menace :marseyschizowall:otters are a menace :marseyschizotwitch:otters are a menace :marseyschizoshaking:otters are a menace :marseyschizowall:otters are a menace :marseyschizotwitch:otters are a menace :marseyschizoshaking:otters are a menace :marseyschizowall:otters are a menace :marseyschizotwitch:otters are a menace :marseyschizoshaking:otters are a menace :marseyschizowall:otters are a menace :marseyschizotwitch:otters are a menace :marseyschizoshaking:otters are a menace :marseyschizowall:otters are a menace :marseyschizotwitch:otters are a menace :marseyschizoshaking:otters

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-11-20T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [TW: :marseytrain2: :marseyeggirl: :marseyfemboy: :marseywitch2: :marseywitch3: ] A little about me and my life as a trans witch :marseywitch3:
URL: {REDDIT: r/WitchesVsPatriarchy a_little_about_me_and_my_life_as_a_trans_witch}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Hello, I'm a 17 year old trans girl, and I would like to share some of my experiences as a trans witch with you all! I am a virgin, and I have a few friends and acquaintances, but I don't have any close friends that I've known for a long time. I was born with a penis, but I've always felt more feminine than masculine. I've always been a very sensitive person, and I've always been very interested in witchcraft and magic. I've always been a very spiritual person, and I've always been very interested in the supernatural. I've always been very interested in the occult, and I've always been very interested in the paranormal. I've always been very interested in the occult, and I've always been very interested in the paranormal. I've always been very interested in the occult, and I've always been very interested in the paranormal. I've always been very interested in the occult, and I've always been very interested in the paranormal. I've always been very interested in the occult, and I've always been very interested in the paranormal. I've always been very interested in the occult, and I've always been very interested in the paranormal.
> I've always been very interested in the occult, and I've always been very interested in the paranormal. I've always been very interested in the occult, and I've always been very interested in the paranormal. I've always been very interested in the occult, and I've always been very interested in the paranormal. I've always been very interested in the occult, and I've always been very interested in the paranormal. I've always been very interested in the occult, and I've always been very interested in the paranormal. I've always been very interested in the occult, and I've always been very interested in the paranormal.
> I've always been very interested

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2022-11-03T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm not gonna make this post but I'm also not gonna let a dramatard make it
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's going to be a post that's like "I'm not gonna make this post but I'm also not gonna let a dramatard make it"
:marseydisagree:
If anyone asks, say I was too lazy to think of a title
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +1m +6 / -0
:marseyxd: I like your style, king

  KONY_2032 +1m +4 / -0
  :marseydisagree:

Pog +39m +2 / -0
:#marseysoypoint:

birdenthusiast +1h +2 / -0
:marseyxd:

whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
> I'm not gonna make this post but I'm also not gonna let a dramatard make it
No, you are going to make the post. It's not that difficult. Just do it.

  KONY_2032 +4m +1 / -0
  :marseydisagree:

    whyareyou +3m +1 / -0
    If I put it in all caps, will that make you do it?

      KONY_2032 +6m +1 / -0
      :marseydisagree: @kony_2022
      :marseydisagree: @whyareyou

        whyareyou +4m +2 / -0
        :marseyshrug:

      KONY_2032 +4m +1 / -0
      :marseydisagree: @kony_2022
      :marseydisagree: @whyareyou

      KONY_2032 +4m +1 / -0
      :marseydisagree: @kony_2022
      :marseydisagree: @whyareyou

        whyareyou +3m +1 / -0
        :m

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-08-21T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marse

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-10-15T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is what your kids will be watching in the future :marseyscream:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{YOUTUBE}
COMMENTS:
Goomble +6m +10 / -0
It's about time. You're just a racist if you don't think this is wholesome :marseywholesometrans:

  KONY_2032 +2m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    Goomble +3m +7 / -0
    What a wholesome and normal family

      KONY_2032 +1m +5 / -0
      :marseywholesometrans:

  forgor +13m +5 / -0
  Yeah if you're not racist, you're a queer. That's how it works, chud.

arsey +29m +4 / -0
I'm watching this now and I don't see any faggotry or tranny shit. I think you have a faggot brain.

  KONY_2032 +5m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    arsey +3m +3 / -0
    I don't see any tranny stuff. If you think it's tranny stuff, you are a tranny.

      KONY_2032 +1m +3 / -0
      :marseywholesometrans:

        arsey +37m +3 / -0
        If you think this is tranny stuff, you are a tranny.

          KONY_2032 +30m +2 / -0
          :marseywholesometrans:

            arsey +16m +2 / -0
            If you think this is tranny stuff, you are a tranny.

              KONY_2032 +2m +2 / -0
              :marseywholesometrans:

                arsey +2m +2 / -0
                If you think this is tranny stuff, you are a tranny.

                  KONY_2032 +2m +2 / -0
                  :marseywholesometrans:

                    arsey +4m +2

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-12-15T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch2: :marseywitch2: :marseywitch3: the Reddit witch sub has been doing a witchcraft supply drive for Gaza 🤯 :marseywitch: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch2: :marseywitch2: :marseywitch3:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +79 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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There is a thread with a bunch of products and a link to a paypal, where redditors can donate their hard earned money to ~~buy witchcraft supplies for children in Gaza~~ help ~~terrorists~~ people in Gaza.
{REDDIT: r/WitchesVsPatriarchy war_for_ukraine_is_over_now_war_for_gaza_is}
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>> I'm not going to give my money to some random person. I'd rather just buy my own supplies.
>>> I don't think it's random at all. It's a known witch who is just acting as a conduit. I'm sure she's not taking a cut.
>>>> I don't think that's what's happening either. I think it's an act of charity.
>>>>> The problem with that is that you don’t know what they’re doing with the money. A lot of this is tax money from the US. It’s not like it’s a charity that’s being used for its stated purpose. A lot of these people are well intentioned and don’t understand the reality of what’s happening.
>>> I'm sure they're taking a cut and then making a nice profit on the back of this.
>>>> They could be taking a cut and donating the rest. I don't know. But either way, the money is being used for its intended purpose, which is to buy supplies for the children in Gaza.
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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-06-22T02Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: I took my first DMT trip today and I want to talk about it
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It was pretty good. I was in a hotel room and I took it with the intention of doing something deep and profound and maybe have a moment of awakening, but I was too tired to do anything interesting. I just ended up watching a movie and getting the same feelings I do when I watch a good movie, but much stronger.
The visuals were pretty amazing, but I was too tired to notice them. I was also too tired to do anything other than lay on the bed. I don't remember it being the same as other times I've done it. I guess I'm just not a good candidate for it. I was in a hotel room and I took it with the intention of doing something deep and profound and maybe have a moment of awakening, but I was too tired to do anything interesting. I just ended up watching a movie and getting the same feelings I do when I watch a good movie, but much stronger.
The visuals were pretty amazing, but I was too tired to notice them. I was also too tired to do anything other than lay on the bed. I don't remember it being the same as other times I've done it. I guess I'm just not a good candidate for it. I was in a hotel room and I took it with the intention of doing something deep and profound and maybe have a moment of awakening, but I was too tired to do anything interesting. I just ended up watching a movie and getting the same feelings I do when I watch a good movie, but much stronger.
The visuals were pretty amazing, but I was too tired to notice them. I was also too tired to do anything other than lay on the bed. I don't remember it being the same as other times I've done it. I guess I'm just not a good candidate for it. I was in a hotel room and I took it with the intention of doing something deep and profound and maybe have a moment of awakening, but I was too tired to do anything interesting. I just ended up watching a movie and getting the same feelings I do when I watch a good movie, but much stronger.
The visuals were pretty amazing, but I was too tired to notice them. I was also too tired to do

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-08-17T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: is this a "pro-life" proana sub?
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/ProAna/
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<blockquote>
I have a 23 year old friend who is going through a divorce and has lost 50 lbs in 6 months. She is 5’4” and 100 lbs. She has a baby and a toddler and is breastfeeding. I am extremely concerned for her health and her ability to care for her children. She refuses to see a doctor or therapist. What can I do? Is it wrong of me to feel like she is endangering her children’s lives by not getting help? She says she is in therapy and has a psychiatrist but won’t share more than that. I feel like I am not doing enough to help her and I am worried she will harm herself or them.
</blockquote>
:marseyworried:
<blockquote>
I'm 30 and I'm 5'6" and 102 lbs. I'm anorexic and I have an eating disorder. I've always been skinny and I've always been a little bit underweight. I'm not sure if I'm anorexic or not, but I'm definitely underweight. I'm not sure if I'm anorexic or not, but I'm definitely underweight. I'm not sure if I'm anorexic or not, but I'm definitely underweight. I'm not sure if I'm anorexic or not, but I'm definitely underweight. I'm not sure if I'm anorexic or not, but I'm definitely underweight. I'm not sure if I'm anorexic or not, but I'm definitely underweight. I'm not sure if I'm anorexic or not, but I'm definitely underweight. I'm not sure if I'm anorexic or not, but I'm definitely underweight. I'm not sure if I'm anorexic or not, but I'm definitely underweight. I'm not sure if I'm anorexic or not, but I'm definitely underweight. I'm not sure if I'm anorexic or not, but I'm definitely underweight. I'm not sure if I'm anorexic or not, but I'm definitely underweight.

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2023-03-27T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytransflag2: 🌈 Trans Day of Vengeance :marseytransflag2: 🌈
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's the 27th of March, and that means it's the Trans Day of Vengeance, when trans people all over the world honor the past, present, and future victims of transphobia.
The Trans Day of Vengeance is a day to honor and remember all the trans people who have been killed by transphobia, and it is also a day to celebrate the strength and resilience of the trans community. This day is also a time to reflect on the ongoing violence and discrimination that trans people face, and to demand an end to transphobia.
The Trans Day of Vengeance is a day of mourning, but it is also a day of celebration. It is a day to remember the lives that have been lost to transphobia, and to honor the strength and resilience of the trans community.
This day is also a time to reflect on the ongoing violence and discrimination that trans people face. Transphobia is a form of violence, and it is time to put an end to it. The Trans Day of Vengeance is a day to stand up against transphobia and to demand an end to the violence and discrimination that trans people face.
So, today, let us all take a moment to remember the lives that have been lost to transphobia, and to honor the strength and resilience of the trans community. Let us also take a moment to reflect on the ongoing violence and discrimination that trans people face, and to demand an end to it. The Trans Day of Vengeance is a day to stand up against transphobia and to demand an end to the violence and discrimination that trans people face.
COMMENTS:
ponyblaze +1m +5 / -0
trans rights are human rights

johnnypoop +15m +2 / -0
I literally can't find any sites for this day of vengeance

  KONY_2032 +18m +2 / -0
  I didn't bother googling it, it's more of a meme day than a real day, but I found it on /lgbt/ and thought it was funny

    johnnyp

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-08-23T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysmughips: "I don't want to be in the same room as this guy" - Reddit and Twitter :marseyindignant: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
BooMetropolis +16m +8 / -0
> {IMG}
> {IMG}
:#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd:
This guy's gonna get a lot of mileage out of that. :#marseyemojilaugh:

  KONY_2032 +4m +4 / -0
  That's the funniest one, but this one is a good runner up
  {IMG}

  forgor +1h +3 / -0
  Lol what is it? It looks like a fuckin alien

    BooMetropolis +2m +3 / -0
    "Surrender your trinkets and trinkettes, or else." :#marseyspooky:

    Fabrico +2h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

  DEV0T10 +5h +3 / -0
  I get the idea but it looks like it's a dude wearing a skin mask and a face mask and I don't know why

    BooMetropolis +1m +1 / -0
    :#marseysmughips:

      DEV0T10 +

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2022-11-23T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseypikachu: This is the most dramatic update I've ever seen :marseypikachu2:
URL: https://www.pikachu.com/news/the-future-of-pikachu
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The site is so bad, I don't think it's going to get better. It's really not worth looking into, but for some reason they posted this today.
I don't even know what it means. But it's very dramatic.
COMMENTS:
Gonorrhea +3m +7 / -0
If you read the article it basically says that they're gonna change the site into a forum thingy

  KONY_2032 +2m +6 / -0
  I don't know what that means :marseyconfused:

    Gonorrhea +5m +5 / -0
    you're going to be able to make threads and post stuff on there
    its going to be like /h/random but for pikachu

      KONY_2032 +18m +2 / -0
      :marseyconfused:

    cyberdick +56m +4 / -0
    its a forum where they are going to replace the gallery with a gallery that has a lot of pikachus

    BroxyKong +2h +3 / -0
    Forums are the truest and most honest manifestation of the human animal.

GT +3m +3 / -0
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arsey +55m +3 / -0
lol they have a forum now. I thought it was just a pic of pikachu.

cyberdick +1h +3 / -0
> After careful consideration, we have decided to completely overhaul the website design. The new design is more modern and user-friendly, and we believe it will be a great improvement over the previous design. The changes will be rolled out in the coming weeks, and we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
> We are also excited to announce that we will be adding a new feature to the website: a gallery of Pikachu pictures. This will be a great addition to the website, and we are sure that users will love it.
> We want to thank all of our users

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-10-08T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyexcited: What if the Oregon Trail was a video game? :marseythinkorino: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead: :marseypuke: :marseydead

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-07-04T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AITA for leaving my husband because he has a crush on his cousin?
URL: {REDDIT: r/AITAH aita_for_leaving_my_husband_because_he_has_a}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +11 / -0
> I made a joke that it's a shame they don't get married because they're both single and they both live in the same town. He said, "If I were single I would totally marry her, we are the same age and have the same interests."
holy shit it's just like my high school crush :marseyhearts: :marseyheart: :marseyblush:

  Ladytroon +1h +4 / -0
  >would
  :#marseydisagree:
  >will
  :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

  KONY_2032 +1h +3 / -0
  I think he just wants to get away from his wife
  I hope she stays away

    peepeehands +1m +2 / -0
    at least he'll have his cousin to console him: :#marseybib:

whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
OP is a woman: :marseymanysuchcases:: :marseymanysuchcases: @whyareyou would give the woman the benefit of the doubt here, but the husband should be shot in the back of the head and buried in the woods so he can't be a cuck any more: :marseymanysuchcases: :marseymanysuchcases: :marseymanysuchcases:: :marseymanysuchcases: :marseymanysuchcases: :marseymanysuchcases: :marseymanysuchcases: :marseymanysuchcases: :marseymanysuchcases: :marseymanysuchcases: :marseymanysuchcases: :marseymanysuchcases: :marseymanysuchcases: :marseymanysuchcases: :m

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2025-06-26T19Z
HOLE: truecommunism
TITLE: "Fucking Russia. They're basically doing the exact same thing as the Nazis. They're trying to erase us from the map." -Ryder from the new 2025 Sonic movie
URL: N/A
VOTES: +40 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I wish the trailer had a scene of Sonic explaining the Russian invasion of Ukraine by comparing it to the Holocaust, I would have loved that :derpwhy:
COMMENTS:
testicorkboard +26m +16 / -0
I'm sure the movie will do well in Russia :marseysmug2:

  89wc +40m +10 / -0
  lol they'll probably do better in russia than in the west

  KONY_2032 +1h +7 / -0
  I think they will do fine in Russia
  The cartoon is about friendship, love, and fighting nazis
  :soyjakwow: "I love it!"
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    testicorkboard +11m +5 / -0
    I'm not sure if that's the case. I think the movie is about friendship, love, and fighting nazis (and russia, and america, and any other country that is evil)

      KONY_2032 +15m +5 / -0
      Sonic is anti-Russia, but he's also anti-America and anti-Ukrainian
      I think he's pro-NATO though
      {IMG}
      He's an extremely anti-nationalist super hero
      He also hates the Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big Bad's Big

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-10-24T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymad: THE ADVENTURES OF MIMIC - "YOU CAN'T USE THE MOBILE SITE, I WENT TO THE MOBILE SITE AND THERE'S NO ADVENTURES OF MIMIC :marseyraging:" (yes, it's still live, check my post history)
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
JoyceCarolOates +1m +10 / -0
I don’t get it :marseysad:

  KONY_2032 +4m +12 / -0
  a mimic tried to steal 140 coins from my account and it turned out to be a really long story about the adventures of the mimic, but I can't access the mobile site anymore so I don't know how the story ends :marseyveryworried:

    JoyceCarolOates +1m +7 / -0
    Oh ok
    I was really confused because I was waiting for a mimic :marseywait:

  ThousandBestLives +28m +6 / -0
  Just watch it, it's a good story

Dramamine +1h +6 / -0
LMAO

Wuzizname +2h +5 / -0
Oh no! I’m so sad about this.
:marseycrying:

  KONY_2032 +4m +4 / -0
  :marseycheerup:

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-03-04T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagpakistan: :marseybinladen: :marseyflagpakistan: :marseybinladen: :marseyflagpakistan: :marseybinladen: :marseyflagpakistan: :marseybinladen: :marseyflagpakistan: :marseybinladen: :marseyflagpakistan: :marseybinladen:
URL: {REDDIT: r/pakistan i_am_24_year_old_girl_from_pakistan_im_about_to}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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> [I'm sorry for your loss, that's really hard. My condolences]({REDDIT: r/pakistan i_am_24_year_old_girl_from_pakistan_im_about_to})
>> No worries, I'm okay. I'm just a bit lost.
---
> [Nah, don't marry him. He's a Pakistan national too, right? There are many good Pakistani men out there. Let's say you're not interested in Pakistan men, there are still good men from all over the world. It's not like you have to marry the first person who shows interest in you. It's a huge decision and you should think about it very carefully. There are many things to consider before you make such a big decision. You're only 24, you still have a lot of time ahead of you. Don't rush into anything. Take your time and think about what you really want in life.]({REDDIT: r/pakistan i_am_24_year_old_girl_from_pakistan_im_about_to})
> [I'm sorry for your loss, that's really hard. My condolences]({REDDIT: r/pakistan i_am_24_year_old_girl_from_pakistan_im_about_to})
---
> [why are you marrying him ? Is he a good guy ? Or are you marrying him because he is a white guy ? If you are marrying him because he is a white guy then I am sorry but I think it would be better if you don't marry him. Because you will have to live with him for the rest of your life and you don't know what kind of guy he is. And if he is a good guy then I am

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-10-31T20Z
HOLE: truecommunism
TITLE: :marseyevilgrin: The American Communist Party is a group of people who want to kill you :marseyshapiro: :marseyeric:
URL: https://www.americancommunistparty.net/
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
misterwigger +23m +7 / -0
> A Marxist-Leninist party in the United States is an organization that seeks to use Marxist-Leninist ideology to achieve the overthrow of the capitalist system in the United States. The party is committed to the principles of Marxism-Leninism, which include the elimination of class society, the establishment of a socialist state, and the eventual transition to communism.
:#marseyemojilaugh:

  KONY_2032 +5m +4 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh:
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  KONY_2032 +4m +4 / -0
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  KONY_2032 +5m +2 / -0
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  :marseyemojilaugh:
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    misterwigger +2m +4 / -0
    > We believe that the current system of capitalism is inherently corrupt and exploitative, and that it must be overthrown in order to create a more just and equitable society.
    :#marseyemojilaugh:

      KONY_2032 +4m +4 / -0
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        misterwigger +1m +4 / -0
        {IMG} :#marseyemojilaugh:

          KONY_2032 +52s +2 /

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2025-03-26T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcitedgif: :marseyexcited

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-12-03T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm not going to use the word "nazi" and I'm not going to use the word "retard"
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
because I don't want to be a bad person
COMMENTS:
holden_commodore +1h +4 / -0
I don’t want to be a bad person so I’m going to use the word “nazi” and the word “retard”
:marseyshy3:y

Goomble +1h +3 / -0
I'm not going to use the word "retard" because I'm not a bad person

  KONY_2032 +21m +3 / -0
  :marseyworried:

asshole +1h +3 / -0
i am going to use the word retard, because i am not a bad person
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  KONY_2032 +36m +2 / -0
  I'm not going to use the word "retard" because I'm not a bad person

    asshole +1m +2 / -0
    i am going to use the word retard, because i am not a bad person
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    !slots1000

      KONY_2032 +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyworried:

        asshole +1m +2 / -0
        i am going to use the word retard, because i am not a bad person
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        !slots1000

          KONY_2032 +3m +3 / -0
          :marseyworried:

            asshole +1m +2 / -0
            i am going to use the word r-slur, because i am not a bad person
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            !slots1000

              KONY_2032 +1m +3 / -0
              :marseyworried:

                asshole +2m +2 / -0
                i am going to use the word retard, because i am not a bad person
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                !slots10

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-09-09T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :red

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2025-04-17T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseythinkorino: What is going on with the girlbosses? :marseyhmm: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
asshole +49m +12 / -0
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!slots111

  KONY_2032 +23m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

    asshole +6m +5 / -0
    {IMG}
    !slots123

  WayOut +1h +6 / -0
  !friendsofkong 11111

    asshole +12m +4 / -0
    {IMG}
    !slots100

GlowieKong +20m +11 / -0
It's a common misconception that women don't like to be called "girlboss". It's actually just their own wordplay to get around their own internalized misogyny.

  KONY_2032 +1m +9 / -0
  :marseysurejan: I've seen it happen IRL

    GlowieKong +6m +7 / -0
    :marseyagreefast: In my experience, it's mostly the 35-45 year olds who get super butthurt about it.
    In the early 2000s it was pretty much a meme but never a slur. It was just something you'd call your gal-pal or something.

    Haberdasher +3h +3 / -0
    I'm sure they've seen it happen online.

      KONY_2032 +2h +3 / -0
      :marseyhesfluffyyouknow:

  whyareyou +1h +6 / -0
  They don't like it, but they appreciate the compliment, is my understanding

    WayOut +24m +5 / -0
    I like it, it makes me feel special.

      whyareyou +1h +3 / -

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2025-06-13T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Incelcore :marseyjamming: :!marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2022-05-19T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Let's do the thing with the fake race" (The Indian version of a meme)
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/southafrica lets_do_the_thing_with_the_fake_race}
<blockquote>
There are some memes where people say that they are black, or white or Indian or coloured or whatever. So I thought we should do the same thing, but with Indian. So you could say that you are Indian, but you are actually black or white, and then people have to guess your race. If they guess wrong, then you have to prove that you are Indian. So for example, if I said that I am Indian, and you said that I was black, then I would have to prove that I am Indian. If you guessed right, then you win the game. If you guessed wrong, then you lose the game.
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
I'm not Indian, I'm black.
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<blockquote>
I'm not Indian, I'm coloured.
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
I'm not Indian, I'm white.
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
I'm not Indian, I'm coloured.
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
I'm not Indian, I'm black.
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
I'm not Indian, I'm black.
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
I'm not Indian, I'm black.
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<blockquote>
I'm not Indian, I'm black.
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
I'm not Indian, I'm black.
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I'm not Indian, I'm black.
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I'm not Indian, I'm black.
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I'm not Indian, I'm black.
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I'm not Indian, I'm black.
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I'm not Indian, I'm black.
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I'm not Indian, I'm black.
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I'm not Indian, I'm black.
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I'm not Indian, I'm black.
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I'm not Indian, I'm black.
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I'm not Indian, I'm black.
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I'm

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2022-09-26T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Effortpost] :marseyattentionseeker: "I don't like it when I'm called a 'TIL'." :marseyattentionseeker: :marseymanysuchcases: - r/TrueOffMyChest :marseyattentionseeker: "I don't like it when I'm called a 'TIL'." :marseyattentionseeker: :marseymanysuchcases: - r/TrueOffMyChest
URL: https://www.reveddit.com/v/TrueOffMyChest/comments/xx5k2j/i_dont_like_it_when_im_called_a_til/?ps_after=1664139152%2C1664145228
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is a very interesting story. A 34 year old woman had a *very* traumatic experience. Her parents had been divorced for a long time, and the time of her trauma had been when she was 16. She had been staying with her father, and her father had been dating a woman. The woman had been working in the house, and she had been very mean to the daughter. The woman had been in the kitchen and said, "You're ugly, just like your mother." Then she had said, "You're lucky I don't beat you." The woman had also said, "You're nothing compared to me." She had said that when the daughter had been doing the dishes, and she had said, "You're lucky I don't beat you." She had also said, "You're nothing compared to me." She had also said, "You're lucky I don't beat you." She had also said, "You're nothing compared to me." She had also said, "You're lucky I don't beat you." She had also said, "You're nothing compared to me." She had also said, "You're lucky I don't beat you." She had also said, "You're nothing compared to me." She had also said, "You're lucky I don't beat you." She had also said, "You're nothing compared to me." She had also said, "You're lucky I don't beat you." She had also

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-07-17T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytexan: :marseyflagtexas: Texas bussing illegals to NYC :marseytrump: :marseywhirlyhat: :marseypregunta: :marseyprideflag:
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/jul/16/texas-bus-illegal-immigrants-new-york
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Freak-Off +1h +2 / -0
@pizzaJill is this true?

  pizzashill +23h +1 / -0
  it is, texas is literally just doing what dem states do to texas.

Fabrico +4m +1 / -0
:#marseyxd:

whyareyou +12h +1 / -0
this is real and based it's what I have been saying for years and will be the end of the dems if they continue to do this (they will)

whyareyou +12h +1 / -0
:marseyshook: I never would have expected that, in a million years, the dems would be moving illegal immigrants into their areas and cities. That would be a really bad idea for them!

whyareyou +12h +1 / -0
> I'm not sure I understand the endgame here. It's not like Texas has a large enough population to absorb that many people
the endgame is that this is a PR stunt to own the libs and they don't care if it inconveniences them, only the libs
> I don't think they have the funding to bus people to NYC every week. They're probably going to keep it up until they run out of money, then stop.
we'll see :marseysal:
> NYC is in a state of crisis with record levels of homelessness and crime. This is going to make things worse and cause more harm to people who are already suffering.
I'm sure this will be a problem for the libs! They don't like it when the poor and/or brown are suffering, but they're also not known for taking responsibility for their own actions

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-10-31T20Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseybib: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2023-02-03T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseygeisha: Tokyo olympics shooter is a rdrama poster :marseygeisha:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yui_Ogasawara
> In the 2023 NHK Kōhaku Uta Gassen, Ogasawara performed a duet with the boy band NEWS as a special guest.[12] The song was titled "Kimi no Koto ga Suki" (Japanese: きみのこと好き; lit. "I Like You"), which translates to "I Like You" in English.[13]
> The song was released on the music streaming service Spotify as a digital single on 30 December 2022, with the video released on YouTube on 3 January 2023.[12][14] The song also topped the Japan Hot 100 chart.[15]
> After the Kōhaku performance, Ogasawara tweeted a video of the performance to her official account.[16] On 3 January 2023, Ogasawara said on the morning of the performance that she was "very nervous" and "very excited".[17] She also expressed her gratitude to her fans and support.[17] Ogasawara also said that she is "happy that I could make music with the members of NEWS."[17]
> On 24 January 2023, Ogasawara announced that she will be leaving the JOC in April.[18] On 13 March 2023, Ogasawara officially left the JOC.[19]
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> After the Tokyo Olympics, she was appointed as a brand ambassador for the Japanese Olympic Committee (JOC) and participated in the 2022 Tokyo Olympics Museum's "JOC Sports Ambassador" program, where she promoted the Olympic spirit through her own experiences and activities.
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> Ogasawara has also been involved in many public service activities in addition to her sports career. In March 2021, she participated in the "Sports Gift" campaign by the JOC, which aimed to promote physical activity among children and young people. She also participated in the

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-12-25T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Ghetto Christmas Song - YouTube
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<blockquote>
The video is the realest thing i ever seen. The music is fire as hell too. Great job.
</blockquote>
COMMENTS:
FormerLurKONG +6m +3 / -0
:#marseysquint:ing you found this a day before I did :#marseysquint:ing :#marseysquint:

  KONY_2032 +50m +2 / -0
  :marseysweating:

  KONY_2032 +51m +2 / -0
  I found it on 2nd or 3rd day of december

    FormerLurKONG +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseydisagree:inging

      KONY_2032 +4m +2 / -0
      I don't know where you found it :marseysad:ing

        FormerLurKONG +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseyagree: :#marseysquint:

          KONY_2032 +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyworried: I found it on a youtube search with the word ghetto

            FormerLurKONG +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseydisagree: :#marseysquint:

              KONY_2032 +4m +2 / -0
              :marseysad: ok

  FormerLurKONG +4m +2 / -0
  @Holly_Jolly_Kong :marseysquint: :marseysquint: :marseysquint: :marseysquint: :marseysquint: :marseysquint: :marseysquint: :marseysquint: :marseysquint: :marseysquint: :marseysquint: :marseysquint: :marseysquint: :marseysquint: :marse

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2022-09-26T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 4chan's /g/ is fucking *retarded* :marseyxd:
URL: https://archived.moe/g/thread/89058746
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
They don't know what a ratio is
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COMMENTS:
jackie +48m +4 / -0
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  KONY_2032 +1h +2 / -0
  this is hilarious
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  KONY_2032 +1h +1 / -0
  this is hilarious
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NotLikeOtherFoids +2h +2 / -0
I mean they're right, they're just not right about the reasons why
> Because it's usually a small group of people being retarded who don't see the ratio and get mad at everyone else. Then it turns into a bigger group of people getting mad at the original small group of people.
> It's like the 2016 election. Trump was the underdog. He was the one everyone was making fun of. He was the one getting the ratio. But he still won. Because the small group of people who were making fun of him were the ones who were getting mad at everyone else who wasn't making fun of him. And then it turned into a bigger group of people getting mad at the original small group of people.
> It's the same thing with the alt-right. They're the ones who are getting the ratio. But they're also the ones who are getting mad at everyone else who isn't alt-right. And then it turns into a bigger group of people getting mad at the original small group of people.
> It's like the alt-right version of the 2016 election. Trump was the underdog. He was the one everyone was making fun of. He was the one getting the ratio. But he still won. Because the small group of people who were making fun of him were the ones who were getting mad at everyone else who wasn't making fun of him. And then it turned into a bigger group of people getting mad at the original small group of people.
> It's the same thing

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-08-12T18Z
HOLE: truecommunism
TITLE: "I'm tired of hearing about the American dream. I have 12 kids, a dead husband, and I'm a single mom. The American dream is a dead, unburied dream." - Tessanne Grace
URL: https://www.facebook.com/reel/282514997709533/
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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> "I'm tired of hearing about the American dream. I have 12 kids, a dead husband, and I'm a single mom. The American dream is a dead, unburied dream." - Tessanne Grace
---
> I'm sorry that happened to you.
>> Don't worry. She's going to take care of those kids. They're going to be very well taken care of. And she's going to be the best mom ever.
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> I'm sorry to hear that, but I don't think the American dream is dead. You just have a bad outlook on things.
>> I'm sorry to hear that, but I don't think the American dream is dead. You just have a bad outlook on things.
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> I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you and your children are doing well.
>> I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you and your children are doing well.
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> I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you and your children are doing well.
>> I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you and your children are doing well.
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> I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you and your children are doing well.
>> I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you and your children are doing well.
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> I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you and your children are doing well.
>> I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you and your children are doing well.
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> I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you and your children are doing well.
>> I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you and your children are doing well.
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> I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you and your children are doing well.
>> I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you and your children are doing well.
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> I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you and your children are doing well.

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-09-17T03Z
HOLE: truecommunism
TITLE: :marseycomrade: :marseycomrade: :marseycomrade: THE COUNCIL HAS SPOKEN :marseycomrade: :marseycomrade: :marseycomrade:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
asshole +14m +3 / -0
i thought that was a stonetoss comic
!slots100

  KONY_2032 +7m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

Cute_Good_Friend +35m +2 / -0
{IMG}oss

  KONY_2032 +15m +2 / -0
  :#marseyschizowave:

DEV0T10 +1h +2 / -0
I will never forgive the council for their decision to make chris chan a mod

  KONY_2032 +1m +2 / -0
  :marseycwc:oss

    DEV0T10 +2m +2 / -0
    I know that's the joke I'm just saying I don't like it.

      KONY_2032 +3m +2 / -0
      :marseycwc:ottossoss

        DEV0T10 +2m +2 / -0
        :marseycwc:ottoss

          KONY_2032 +10m +2 / -0
          :marseycwc:ottoss

            DEV0T10 +1m +2 / -0
            :marseycwc:ottoss

              KONY_2032 +1m +2 / -0
              :marseycwc:ottoss

                DEV0T10 +1m +2 / -0
                :marseycwc:ottoss

                  KONY_2032 +1m +2 / -0
                  :marseycwc:ottoss

                    DEV0T10 +45s +2 / -0
                    :marseycwc:ottoss

                      KONY

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-06-27T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseydepressed: redditors discover that "sleeping" is a real thing people do
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_asking_my_husband_to_not_sleep_so_loud}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm 24F and my husband is 27M. We've been married for 2 years now and I love him dearly. We have a good relationship and a good life together. We have a 6 month old baby and it's been a tough 6 months. I'm just so tired all the time.
> I've been waking up at 5am every day to do the dishes and clean up the house before he wakes up. He usually wakes up at 6am. I don't sleep very well with the baby so I'm just tired all the time. I've been trying to sleep with the baby but it's just not working out.
> Last night I went to bed at 9pm and he went to bed at 10pm. I was so tired I was out like a light. He woke up at 2am and was up for the next 3 hours. He was snoring really loudly and I couldn't sleep. I was so tired I was out like a light. I was so exhausted I was out like a light. I was so exhausted I was out like a light. I was so exhausted I was out like a light.
> I was so exhausted I was out like a light. I was so exhausted I was out like a light. I was so exhausted I was out like a light. I was so exhausted I was out like a light. I was so exhausted I was out like a light. I was so exhausted I was out like a light. I was so exhausted I was out like a light. I was so exhausted I was out like a light. I was so exhausted I was out like a light. I was so exhausted I was out like a light. I was so exhausted I was out like a light. I was so exhausted I was out like a light. I was so exhausted I was out like a light. I was so exhausted I was out like a light. I was so exhausted I was out like a light. I was so exhausted I was out

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-11-02T02Z
HOLE: truecommunism
TITLE: :!marseycomrade: :!marseycomrade: :marseycomrade: :marseycomrade: :!marseycomrade: :!marseycomrade: :marseycomrade: :marseycomrade: :!marseycomrade: :!marseycomrade:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +38 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
asshole +11m +8 / -0
{IMG}
!slots444

Cao_Cao +1h +7 / -0
{IMG}
The Soviet Union was formed out of the Soviet Socialist Republics. The Russian S.R. was the largest of these. The S.S.Rs were not independent states but part of the USSR. Russia was the largest part of the USSR, much like California is the largest part of the USA. The USSR was not the same as the Russian S.S.R.
If you have a house with ten rooms and one of them is the biggest and nicest one, you don't call the house "The Big Room".

  KONY_2032 +4m +7 / -0
  I know what the USSR is but I wanted to make a joke :marseyindignant:

    Cao_Cao +10m +5 / -0
    I'm sorry, I was just concerned for your education.

  KawaiiFembee +1h +3 / -0
  The USSR was a Soviet Socialist Republic but the RSFSR was not a Soviet Socialist Republic.

  TheHorseFromBerserk +11m +3 / -0
  But it was the largest room.
  :marseynerd2:

  Qar +8h +3 / -0
  > much like California is the largest part of the USA
  The US is a federal republic and the USSR was a federal union. The two are not comparable. :marseynerd2:

    Cao_Cao +1h +3 / -0
    I'm not sure what the difference is but I don't care. The fact is that in both cases the main part is the main part.
    In the case of the

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-04-03T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: So I saw this post about some guy who thinks he has a legal right to be with a child, and it reminded me of a post I saw on a 1990s website about a guy who was obsessed with 12 year olds, and was very angry about the age of consent laws, so he was spending his time writing a long manifesto about how it's immoral for 12 year olds to be denied sex, and that they should be allowed to have sex with anyone they want, and he should be allowed to have sex with them... :marseydespair:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't remember where I saw it, but I remember the guy got into an argument with some 12 year old girl on IRC, and she was trying to convince him that she wasn't 12, but he wouldn't listen, and IIRC it turns out she really was 12. :marseyyikes:
And IIRC he said he was planning to go to a party where 12 year olds would be and he was going to look for a child to have sex with, but I don't remember if he ever did it.
I don't remember if he was actually in jail or if he was still online, but I don't think he was arrested.
IIRC he was a fairly big deal on the website he was on, and had a lot of fans, but I don't remember if he was a mod or anything like that. :marseyworried:
IIRC the website was some sort of Christian site, but I don't remember if he was a Christian or not. I think he was a Christian, because he talked about the Bible and Jesus a lot, but I don't remember if he was a regular poster on the site or not. I think he was a regular poster on the site, but I don't remember if he was a mod or not.
And I don't remember if he was an adult or not, but I think he was an adult.
But I don't remember if he was an adult or not, but I think he was an adult.
And I don't remember if he was an adult or not, but I think he was an adult.
But I don't remember if he was an adult or not

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-09-15T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyaware: Foid who made a website to track serial killers is now in a serial killer relationship. :marseyaware: :marseywomanmoment2:
URL: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/09/14/us/murderpedia-serial-killers-suspect.html
VOTES: +156 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2:
<blockquote>
The website Murderpedia, which has attracted a devoted following of true crime enthusiasts, offers a detailed directory of serial killers, mass murderers and other violent offenders.
In the 1990s, a woman named Jennifer Campbell began gathering the names of killers, and the website has continued to be maintained and expanded by others since then.
Ms. Campbell, who started the site, is now a suspect in the murder of a 25-year-old woman in her home state of Florida.
</blockquote>
---
> Ms. Campbell, who started the site, is now a suspect in the murder of a 25-year-old woman in her home state of Florida.
---
> Ms. Campbell, 59, was arrested in July on a warrant for murder, aggravated battery and criminal mischief, according to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office.
> A probable cause affidavit said Ms. Campbell was accused of beating the victim to death with a hammer.
> A search warrant for Ms. Campbell’s residence was served on July 29, and the affidavit said police found the victim’s body in a bathtub in Ms. Campbell’s home. The affidavit said Ms. Campbell had used a knife to cut the victim’s neck.
> Ms. Campbell had also used the knife to cut the throats of three pets, the affidavit said.
---
> The affidavit said Ms. Campbell had been dating the victim for a month and that the victim was “emotionally dependent” on Ms. Campbell.
> The victim’s body had not been identified, but the affidavit said Ms. Campbell’s cell phone showed that the victim had texted her “from the last known location of the victim’s body.”
> Ms. Campbell had also used the victim

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-12-28T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [REAL] :marseyxd: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh:

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-09-11T16Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseydarkxd: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyrofl: :marseyemojirofl: :marseylaughpoundfist: :marseylaughwith: :marseyxdorbit: :marseylaughbothsides: :marseyxd: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojirofl: :marseyrofl:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

MoidAppreciator +2h +2 / -0
what was the context for this

  KONY_2032 +4h +2 / -0
  I don't know :derpprocessing:
  I just saw it on youtube :derpthumbsup:
  I think it's supposed to be funny because the video is being viewed by someone else? :derprealization: :derpsnickering:
  This is from 2013 :derpthinking:
  https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-24352246
  > The term "second screen" has become a household name for those in the TV and technology industries. But the phrase is more than just a buzzword. It's a concept that has influenced the way we watch television and how we engage with content, often in ways we're not even aware of.
  > The idea of the second screen refers to the practice of using a device such as a smartphone, tablet or laptop while watching TV. This can involve anything from looking up more information about a show to browsing social media or participating in live chat.
  > The second screen phenomenon has also given rise to new forms of content and advertising. For example, some TV shows now include interactive elements that can be accessed on a second screen, allowing viewers to engage with the content in a more immersive way.
  > Second screen technology is also being used to deliver targeted advertising. For example, a viewer might see an ad for a product that is relevant to their interests or location, based on their second screen activity.
  > While the second screen concept has been around for a while, it has gained momentum in recent years thanks to the widespread adoption

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2025-03-14T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysmughips: "The government is targeting transgender women in Florida" :marseyreportercnn: "How about you start with the people who made the law?"
URL: {REDDIT: r/news the_government_is_targeting_transgender_women_in}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I don’t understand the outrage. If you’re over 18 and want to take hormones and get surgery, it’s not like they’re stopping you. If you’re under 18, they’re stopping you from taking hormones and getting surgery. I’m not seeing any issue here. If you’re under 18, you don’t have the mental capacity to make those decisions. That’s the issue.
>> I don't understand the outrage either. I just want to know what is in it for the people who made the law. What benefits are they getting out of this?
>>> They don't have to worry about competition. That's the only thing I can think of.
>>>> They don't have to worry about competition. That's the only thing I can think of. This is a bad faith argument. You can't be serious. I'm not sure what to tell you.
>>> I think there’s a lot of anger because of the way Republicans treat trans people like they’re a plague. It’s very reminiscent of the way the Nazis treated Jews in Germany.
>>> I’m not even going to comment on the abortion issue, but if you can’t believe that Republicans are trying to find any possible way to attack trans people, then I don’t know what to tell you.
>>>> I’m not going to comment on the abortion issue, but if you can’t believe that Republicans are trying to find any possible way to attack trans people, then I don’t know what to tell you. My god. You’re not serious.
>> I am. It's not about protecting children. It's about attacking trans people. They don't care about children, they care about attacking trans people.
>>> That’s a huge leap in logic. If you were trying to attack trans people, you would be banning trans people from existing, not just surgery for children.
>>>> It’s not a leap in logic. It’s a reality. They’re attacking trans people. They’re not banning them from existing. They’re attacking them

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2025-03-27T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marse

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2023-07-17T18Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: 🐛
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +3m +12 / -0
Lmao I’m telling you guys I’ve had dreams of my ex boyfriend (who is now a murderer) and it’s haunted me. I think it’s because I have so much unresolved trauma from the whole situation. I’m working on it but it’s still such a weird feeling to wake up from a dream and know it’s real. Idk if anyone else has experienced this but it’s kind of messed me up.

  KONY_2032 +7m +16 / -0
  I had a dream that I was a homeless guy in an abandoned house and I was being chased by a group of teenagers and I tried to run but couldn't and they caught me and then I woke up
  :marseyschizowall:
  :marseyveryworried:
  :marseyschizotwitch:

    FrozenChosen +1m +12 / -0
    That’s really weird, I’m sorry. I’ve also had dreams where I was chased by a giant dog and I was just running and running and I couldn’t get away but I always woke up before it caught me.

      peepeehands +2m +10 / -0
      i hate dogs

      KONY_2032 +12m +7 / -0
      {GIF}
      :#marseyworried: :#!marseytrans:

      DestoryerCarbine +3m +4 / -0
      I've had a dream of you before :marseyblush:

    Maximus +1m +7 / -0
    :marseyworried:

      KONY_2032 +11m +5 / -0
      {GIF}

    userturkey13 +4h +3 / -0
    :marseyill:

  peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
  > I’m working on it
  :#marseyeggirl:

    FrozenChosen +2m +10 / -0
    I’ll

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-12-20T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyschizowall: "SOLARWINDS: The NSA and CIA have been running a data harvesting operation for the past 20 years. They've collected everything about our online lives. And they'll do it again." :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/conspiracy solarwinds_the_nsa_and_cia_have_been_running_a}
VOTES: +13 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<blockquote>
I'd be interested to know how much data they've collected over the years. How many GBs of data do you think they have about you?
I think they have a lot more data about me than I do.
I think a lot of people have a lot more data about them than they do.
I think a lot of people don't know that the NSA and CIA have been running a data harvesting operation for the past 20 years.
I think a lot of people don't know that the NSA and CIA have been running a data harvesting operation for the past 20 years.
I think a lot of people don't know that the NSA and CIA have been running a data harvesting operation for the past 20 years.
I think a lot of people don't know that the NSA and CIA have been running a data harvesting operation for the past 20 years.
I think a lot of people don't know that the NSA and CIA have been running a data harvesting operation for the past 20 years.
I think a lot of people don't know that the NSA and CIA have been running a data harvesting operation for the past 20 years.
I think a lot of people don't know that the NSA and CIA have been running a data harvesting operation for the past 20 years.
I think a lot of people don't know that the NSA and CIA have been running a data harvesting operation for the past 20 years.
I think a lot of people don't know that the NSA and CIA have been running a data harvesting operation for the past 20 years.
I think a lot of people don't know that the NSA and CIA have been running a data harvesting operation for the past 20 years.
I think a lot of people don't know that the NSA and CIA have been running a data harvesting operation for the past 20 years.
I think

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2022-08-22T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dystopian "Black Mirror" like film about a "smart" society is released in Japan :marseyjapanese: :marseyemojirofl: :marseyemojirofl: :marseyemojirofl: :marseyemojirofl: :marseyemojirofl: :marseyemojirofl: :marseyemojirofl: :marseyemojirofl: :marseyemojirofl: :marseyemojirofl: :marseyemojirofl: :marseyemojirofl:
URL: https://n4g.com/news/2501578/3530228/japanese-movie-where-people-are-constantly-being-observed-released-in-theaters
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> In the dystopian world of the film, people are constantly being observed, and have to live in a society where they are judged by their actions. The movie was released in Japan in 2017, but it is only now making its way to western audiences.
> In the world of the film, people are constantly being judged by their actions. The movie follows the story of a young woman who is judged by her actions and is constantly being watched. The movie is a cautionary tale about the dangers of a society that judges people by their actions.
> In the world of the film, people are constantly being judged by their actions. The movie follows the story of a young woman who is judged by her actions and is constantly being watched. The movie is a cautionary tale about the dangers of a society that judges people by their actions.
> In the world of the film, people are constantly being judged by their actions. The movie follows the story of a young woman who is judged by her actions and is constantly being watched. The movie is a cautionary tale about the dangers of a society that judges people by their actions.
COMMENTS:
Elias_Acorn +1h +5 / -0
> In the world of the film, people are constantly being judged by their actions. The movie follows the story of a young woman who is judged by her actions and is constantly being watched. The movie is a cautionary tale about the dangers of a society that judges

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2023-06-03T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Black people hate men
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have no idea if this is real and I don't want to look it up :marseyscared:
COMMENTS:
KONY_2032 +1m +10 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}

  ABC +10m +8 / -0
  > {IMG}
  :marseyxd:

  Fabrico +3m +6 / -0
  > {IMG}
  :#marseyhesright:

ABC +10m +7 / -0
{IMG}
What a coincidence
{REDDIT: r/BlackPeopleTwitter black_women_hate_men}
{REDDIT: r/BlackPeopleTwitter black_women_hate_men}
{REDDIT: r/BlackPeopleTwitter black_women_hate_men}
{REDDIT: r/BlackPeopleTwitter black_women_hate_men}

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +6 / -0
  All of those are real and valid

Fabrico +3m +5 / -0
> I have no idea if this is real and I don't want to look it up
It's on Twitter, that means it's true.

  KONY_2032 +2m +7 / -0
  :marseysweating:
  {IMG}

    Fabrico +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

TheProphet +22m +5 / -0
> I have no idea if this is real and I don't want to look it up
It's on Twitter, so it's true.

LiterallyShaking +39m +2 / -0
https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-politics-and-policy/black-women-black-men-hate-each-other-study-says-rcna60375
> Black women are more likely to say they hate Black men than vice versa, according to a new study.
> A new study released Monday found that 18 percent of Black women said they hated Black men, while only 12 percent of Black men said

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2023-06-11T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseygrilling2: "I grilled a burger on a home depot concrete slab :marseygrilling: and now I'm worried it might have lead in it." :marseyretard2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/grilling is_it_safe_to_eat_meat_grilled_on_a_home_depot}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I have a home depot concrete slab and i grilled a burger on it, i just noticed that it might have lead in it, should i be worried or is it ok??
> Edit: i have a concrete slab and i grilled a burger on it, i just noticed that it might have lead in it, should i be worried or is it ok??
>> Is it painted?
>>> yeah it is
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> No. The concern over lead in concrete is a myth. You can use it to make your own lead paint.
>> Yeah, that's what I was going to say. That's what they used to make lead paint.
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> I had to make a lead paint remover once. It was lead acetate. I don't know if that's the right terminology but it was white crystals. I used it in my garden to kill weeds. The concrete at Home Depot is probably not painted with lead paint.
> They used to use it for linoleum and paint but I don't think they do anymore. I don't know what they use for linoleum.
> https://www.nbcnews.com/science/environment/lead-linoleum-home-improvement-stores-ncna1079816
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> I think you'd have to be using leaded gasoline to create lead in your concrete. It would be like painting the slab, but instead of paint, you have gasoline. Leaded gasoline is no longer used in the US.
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> i used to have a house that was built in the 50s that had lead paint on the walls and the floor. the floors were all linoleum. i never got sick from it or anyone else that i know of. so as long as you're not eating paint chips there shouldn't be any problem
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> Did you just buy it? If so, there's no way it's going to have lead in it. This is such

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2022-09-29T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Why do they keep doing this to me :derpcrying:
COMMENTS:
drumpf +7m +3 / -0
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  KONY_2032 +1m +3 / -0
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      KONY_2032 +5m +2 / -0
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        Fabrico +4m +2 / -0
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            Fabrico +10m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-12-16T00Z
HOLE: truecommunism
TITLE: I'm so sick of hearing about "MAGA Communism" :marseyraging:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2024-05-29T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Women's Cricket World Cup 2024: Australia vs Pakistan :marseysquint: :marseysquint: :marseysquint:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +3 / -0
So is it a "women's" sport or a "woman's" sport?

  KONY_2032 +46m +2 / -0
  :marseyshrug: i think women's, but I'm not sure
  I have a friend who has a dream of playing women's cricket for fun in her 50s or 60s :marseyshrug:

    Dramamine +22m +3 / -0
    That's just a normal sport, then..

      KONY_2032 +1h +2 / -0
      :marseyitsover:
      It's like the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2025-01-07T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoyhype: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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AUTHOR: KONY_2032
DATE: 2025-05-03T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I have to unironically say I've never been more proud of an artist than I am of @wayout117 :marseyblush: :marseyheart: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: " - a transbian on a twitter profile with a pic of a woman with a moustache :marseyconfused:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +63 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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https://x.com/wayout117
> I'm not trans. I'm a woman who just has a mustache.
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COMMENTS:
SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1h +27 / -0
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This is basically what all the "trans women are women" cope amounts to.

  AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +27m +24 / -0
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  KONY_2032 +1h +15 / -0
  :marseyxd:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +31m +11 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

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  aydyn +2h +9 / -0
  :marseyemojilaugh:

  Geralt_of_Uganda +13h +2 / -0
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FaggotRock +31m +25 / -0
this is who calls you transphobic on twitter

  KONY_2032 +4m +21 / -0
  :marseyworried: I'm glad I never have to look at that on twitter

    jesus +4h +3 / -0
    :#marseyeggless:

  JannieJihad +1h +13 / -0
  :#marseywouldnt:

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2025-05-26T19Z
HOLE: asia
TITLE: I'm going to use this hole for chink, nip and korea drama.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Chinese, Japanese, and Korean drama only.
COMMENTS:
PegMeMommy +2m +4 / -0
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  KoreanDandyKing +1m +5 / -0
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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-07-28T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Ching Chong says that his military is more corrupt than the CCP :marseyxd:
URL: https://www.koreaherald.com/article/1022555
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
TheProphet +20m +7 / -0
> the people who ran the military were also involved in the killing of the former president
:#marseyxd:

  KoreanDandyKing +1h +3 / -0
  Yeah. Its a total shitshow. They're all involved in gangland bullshit with the former president's son and his ex-wife.
  There are 3 separate investigations ongoing right now to figure out what the fuck is going on.

  676974 +2h +1 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

E +1h +4 / -0
I'm surprised they still have a military when they have the world's biggest army of ~~daddy issues~~ weebs

  KoreanDandyKing +12m +5 / -0
  Its more to keep the blue-hairs from actually getting drafted.

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    :#marseybooba:

  676974 +1h +3 / -0
  > when they have the world's biggest army of daddy issues weebs
  I'd take that army over the Korean one

    E +1h +2 / -0
    I'd take any army over the korean one but the korean army is probably the most based army in the world right now

      676974 +2h +2 / -0
      > I'd take any army over the korean one
      :#marseyagreesuperspeed:
      > but the korean army is probably the most based army in the world right now
      :#marseydisagreesuperspeed:
      >the army that 100% of the country hates
      >not based

        E +1h +2 / -0
        How can you not love

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-11-24T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 50 Cent pulls a John McAfee :marseymacarthur: and turns off his cell phone and moves to Fiji after his fight with Tyga. :marseypraying:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +37 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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{REDDIT: r/hiphopheads 50_cents_phone_has_been_off_since_fight_with_tyga}
{REDDIT: r/hiphopheads 50_cent_has_gone_radio_silent_and_fled_to_fiji}
COMMENTS:
1 +2h +16 / -0
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The absolute state of hip hop heads

  Pog +56m +7 / -0
  :#marseyxd: 50 is a wigger

  KoreanDandyKing +47m +4 / -0
  Its a black thing you wouldn't understand. :marseyindignant:

WeihnachtenSalvador +13m +12 / -0
He will be back in 3 months

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    WeihnachtenSalvador +2m +9 / -0
    His biggest mistake was his kid

      KoreanDandyKing +1m +9 / -0
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        WeihnachtenSalvador +4m +10 / -0
        You see he should had bought a condo in Beverly hills and just had multiple kids with black women.
        The kid he has is legit black and his wife is 6’5 white.
        So his kid is the perfect example of white genocide, he will be even poorer than his dad

          KoreanDandyKing +2m +9 / -0
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            WeihnachtenSalvador +11m +6 / -0
            But I also was told he has a daughter so he probably got her from some random hole

              KoreanDandyKing +2m +6 / -0
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                WeihnachtenSalvador +7m +5 / -0
                He has a daughter from some

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-01-09T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Geico Chud
URL: {TWEET: Geico}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ALASKAN +2m +5 / -0
i would never get insurance from a company that makes commercials
:#marseyindignant:

  KoreanDandyKing +4m +6 / -0
  I only get insurance from the 500 pound pre-medical student at my local Korean church. He's been selling me insurance since I was 11 and he's never given me a bad policy.y.

    ALASKAN +3m +5 / -0
    >he's never given me a bad policy
    oh, it's a bad policy alright
    :#marseysmug2:

  johnnypoop +1m +4 / -0
  Fr fr

  whyareyou +4h +1 / -0
  You should try an insurance company that has commercials

    ALASKAN +4m +1 / -0
    i'd rather take a bath in bleach than deal with a company that bothers to advertise

      whyareyou +5m +1 / -0
      :marseyemojirofl: :marseyxd: :marseyawesomeface:

GovernorOfNewYork +2h +3 / -0
>Geico
>Chud
:#marseymutt2talking:

  KoreanDandyKing +32m +1 / -0
  Geico is run by a bunch of Chuds.
  Its literally a fucking lizard.
  :marseyindignant:

    GovernorOfNewYork +2m +2 / -0
    I'm sure those chud lizard people want to see minorities, especially the ones who drive poorly, get paid out in full :marseysmughips:

      KoreanDandyKing +1m +2 / -0
      Its run by a bunch of Chud lizard people and their mayo foid wives.y.y.y.y. 100%y. 100% Chud lizard people.

        GovernorOfNewYork +1m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2023-09-28T18Z
HOLE: chinchilla
TITLE: New Marsey dropped
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +129 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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Borpa +1h +26 / -0
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  A cat did this
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    Borpa +2h +8 / -0
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      UraniumDonGER +8m +6 / -0
      :#marseybooba:

      TheOverSeether +2h +2 / -0
      :#marseyflushzoom:

  UraniumDonGER +4h +6 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

  NO +2h +4 / -0
  Marsey IRL

Klenn_and_Back_Again +23m +19 / -0
This is the only marsey I need.

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +17 / -0
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    NO +3h +6 / -0
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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2023-04-08T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AEO is literally a bunch of unemployable NEETs
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have literally gotten 4 different accounts banned and it has taken 3-4 weeks each time.
Even got a temp ban for a meme where I was a man in a dress.
Fuck AEO.
Fuck reddit.
COMMENTS:
alakavat +7m +11 / -0
>Even got a temp ban for a meme where I was a man in a dress.
Post it :marseybegging:

  KoreanDandyKing +4m +7 / -0
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    alakavat +3m +9 / -0
    :#marseyxd:
    Is that a discord meme? I thought you were talking about the goth chick from hannah montana.

      KoreanDandyKing +1m +7 / -0
      Yes, I do not think you would like the context of it.

        alakavat +3m +11 / -0
        >I do not think you would like the context of it.
        :#marseyannoyed:
        I've seen enough tranny porn to handle whatever you throw at me.

        Enoby +11m +4 / -0
        I’m dying to know

Enoby +3m +4 / -0
I got banned from AEO lol

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +4 / -0
  AEO is so full of shit. I got a temp ban for just saying "You're ugly" and it was a month ago.
  They're probably the most unemployable, mentally ill, low-IQ bunch of people on reddit.

    Enoby +4m +4 / -0
    I got banned for saying that I thought it was funny to make a snide remark about the way a woman in a popular video game looks. I don’t even remember what I said, I was pretty shitfaced and I think I was also banned for that

      KoreanDandyKing +3m +4 / -0
      I've had multiple accounts get banned for simply calling people faggots and retards.
      AEO is just a bunch

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-05-28T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Daily Reminder that the Japanese are the biggest cucks on the planet
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-08-13T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The absolute state of California
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The absolute state of California. California is in a perpetual state of Californiagenocide.
COMMENTS:
ChristmasKingofZembla +5m +11 / -0
I’m sorry you have to live in a state where you can’t shoot a guy with a gun in broad daylight but can’t even shoot a guy with a gun in broad daylight with a gun

  KoreanDandyKing +2m +7 / -0
  I have no sympathy for Californians.
  They chose to live like this.

    ChristmasKingofZembla +5m +10 / -0
    They chose to live like this because of the taxes they pay to have all these retarded policies :marseyindignant:

      KoreanDandyKing +42m +4 / -0
      Thats why you live in a gated community.
      Or leave.
      Or don't do drugs.
      Or don't have sex outside of marriage.
      Or don't get abortions.

        TheOverSeether +58m +4 / -0
        :#marseymagdump: :#marseymagdump: :#marseymagdump:
        :#marseymini: :#marseydead: :#marseydead: :#marseydead:

          KoreanDandyKing +5m +2 / -0
          I can't believe I just got magdumped by a gook.
          :#marseysoyrope:

    KAT_B0T +36m +4 / -0
    The big thing is that they are now going to be paying for this. It’s going to be a huge setback for the state as it will likely take a decade to recover

      KoreanDandyKing +12m +2 / -0
      I'm gonna go to a more red state, but I'm also gonna go to Japan and get a girlfriend.

        KAT_B0T +3m +3 / -0
        You could just buy a gun and go to a red state, but yea I can see the allure of Japan. I would love to go to Singapore next

          KoreanD

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2025-01-03T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I got a goldfish in the fish bowl at the airport in Saigon
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -1
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SnowBoundTape +3m +8 / -1
The fish was having a stroke

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +7 / -1
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    SnowBoundTape +33s +5 / -1
    I have no idea what this means

      KoreanDandyKing +1m +6 / -1
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        SnowBoundTape +3m +6 / -1
        That's just a cat

          KoreanDandyKing +1m +6 / -1
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            SnowBoundTape +1m +4 / -1
            Why are you posting this

              KoreanDandyKing +1m +5 / -1
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                SnowBoundTape +2m +5 / -1
                You're a retard

                  KoreanDandyKing +2m +4 / -1
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                    SnowBoundTape +1m +2 / -1
                    That's a cat

                      KoreanDandyKing +1m +2 / -1
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                        SnowBoundTape +1m +2 / -1
                        That's a cat

                          KoreanDandyKing +4m +2 / -1
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                            SnowBoundTape +3m +2 / -1
                            That's a cat

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +7 / -1
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SneedmansLostForeskin +1h +5 / -0
Your plane is going to be late

  KoreanDandyKing +2m +5 / -0
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    SneedmansLostForeskin +4m +4 / -0
    It's a sign

      KoreanDandyKing +2m +4 / -0
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        SneedmansLostForeskin +10h +1 / -0
        God is punishing

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-08-18T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chinkdols making a new game with the Gookdols that will be a new 1st person shooter.
URL: https://n4g.com/news/2631944/six-killer-6-announced-as-a-new-first-person-shooter-from-siege-and-dragon-age-developers
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think the chinkdols got some talent but I don't know how long they'll keep it after they get their hands on the gookdols.
COMMENTS:
cyberdick +6h +2 / -0
is it going to be gta6?a buy again?a buy again?

  KoreanDandyKing +1h +1 / -0
  It might be even worse than GTA 6
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  KoreanDandyKing +36m +1 / -0
  Its a first person shooter so no.

    cyberdick +1m +1 / -0
    ok then it will be the next cod

      KoreanDandyKing +3m +2 / -0
      It might even be worse than CoD :marseyxd:

        cyberdick +1m +2 / -0
        its going to be overwatch 2 but with gunsa buy again?cott

          KoreanDandyKing +49m +2 / -0
          Its going to be an overwatch 2 but with guns but more like a battle royale game.

            cyberdick +1m +2 / -0
            {IMG}a buy again?cott

              KoreanDandyKing +1m +2 / -0
              It'll be a battle royale game with a persistent world like Fortnite, but more like a 1st person shooter like PUBG.

                cyberdick +6m +2 / -0
                {IMG}cott

                  KoreanDandyKing +3m +2 / -0
                  Its going to be like PUBG but a battle royale game with a persistent world like Fortnite but more like a 1st person shooter like PUBG.
                  {IMG}

                    cyberdick +2m +2 / -0
                    :marseygunshotsu

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-09-15T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I was in LA for a day on Thursday and I saw a Korean couple in a 3rd gen Hyundai Elantra with their kids in the backseat, I almost got a boner.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +45 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was almost a k-pop foid. :marseyitsover:
I was on the 10 freeway and I saw them from behind. The husband was wearing a blue polo shirt and the wife was wearing a grey T-shirt.
I was so jealous of the wife's husband that I had to pull over and take a pic of them in the 10 freeway.
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The wife was holding the baby in her arms, and the husband was looking at the wife lovingly.
I was so jealous of the wife's husband that I almost got a boner.
I was so jealous of the wife's husband that I almost got a boner.
I was so jealous of the wife's husband that I almost got a boner.
I was so jealous of the wife's husband that I almost got a boner.
I was so jealous of the wife's husband that I almost got a boner.
I was so jealous of the wife's husband that I almost got a boner.
I was so jealous of the wife's husband that I almost got a boner.
I was so jealous of the wife's husband that I almost got a boner.
I was so jealous of the wife's husband that I almost got a boner.
I was so jealous of the wife's husband that I almost got a boner.
I was so jealous of the wife's husband that I almost got a boner.
I was so jealous of the wife's husband that I almost got a boner.
I was so jealous of the wife's husband that I almost got a boner.
I was so jealous of the wife's husband that I almost got a boner.
I was so jealous of the wife's husband that I almost got a boner.
I was so jealous of the wife's husband that I almost got a boner.
I was so jealous of the wife's husband that I almost got a boner.
I was so jealous of the wife's husband that I almost got a boner.
I was so jealous of the wife's husband that I almost got a boner

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-11-22T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjoseon: South Korea: There are only 10 million people left in the country and it's over for SKcels :marseyitsover:
URL: https://www.koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20241122000251
VOTES: +38 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
HarryTrumanDorisDay +22m +21 / -0
> The population of the country has declined by more than 10% since 2000
:marseyitsover:

  KoreanDandyKing +12m +11 / -0
  They're gonna have to start taking in foreigners again in like 2 years.
  They're gonna get those filthy Jeets in there again.

    HarryTrumanDorisDay +16m +13 / -0
    In 2000 they had 46 million people, now they have 52 million. 46 million was 80% of their population, so it's 10% less than it was 24 years ago, just like the article says.

      KoreanDandyKing +25m +5 / -0
      I'm a half-wit :marseyindignantgook:

Avalon +1m +16 / -0
This is a lie. The population is still over 50 million.

  KoreanDandyKing +2m +18 / -0
  No. The population is only 10 million. The other 40 million are missing.

    Avalon +1m +12 / -0
    :#marseyshook:

    Transformers +1h +4 / -0
    But I thought the ones who left were all rich and accomplished
    :marseyconfused:

  Transformers +1h +7 / -0
  > The population of the country has declined by more than 10% since 2000
  > Their current population is 52.3 million
  :marseysquint:

    Avalon +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-10-07T06Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: Did I get some free shit from the store?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I got some really nice beef for 3 dollars a pound.
My salad is 3 bucks.
I got some ramen for 1.29.
I got some really nice rice for 1.29.
I got a bottle of soju for 4.99.
And I got some popcorn for 2.99.
And I got some iced tea for 2.99.
And I got some cookies for 1.79.
And I got some oatmeal for 1.79.
And I got some eggs for 2.49.
And I got some iced tea for 2.99.
And I got some cookies for 1.79.
And I got some oatmeal for 1.79.
And I got some eggs for 2.49.
And I got some iced tea for 2.99.
And I got some cookies for 1.79.
And I got some oatmeal for 1.79.
And I got some eggs for 2.49.
And I got some iced tea for 2.99.
And I got some cookies for 1.79.
And I got some oatmeal for 1.79.
And I got some eggs for 2.49.
I think I got some free shit.
COMMENTS:
X +10m +8 / -0
@redactor0

  KoreanDandyKing +2m +8 / -0
  He's a boomer. He doesn't know how to shop properly for cheap shit.

    X +2m +7 / -0
    i was just trying to make him feel better :marseysad:

      KoreanDandyKing +3m +5 / -0
      Oh sorry. I didn't mean to get all grumpy.
      Its just I'm pissed that I had to drive 25 minutes to a store that I don't know to buy all my cheap shit. :marseysad:
      I know its a cheap store but I just hate driving 25 minutes to a place I've never been to for cheap shit.

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-10-29T17Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP
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VOTES: +17 / -0
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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2025-06-11T05Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Why are the Foids in the Senate like this?
URL: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/rcna191474
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1h +10 / -0
> the Foids in the Senate
I am going to assume that this is a joke about the Senate Majority Leader but if it isn't then I am going to take it as a personal insult.

  KoreanDandyKing +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseyblowkiss:

    Cao_Cao +1m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

misterwigger +26m +9 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseymommymilkers:

  Cao_Cao +1h +6 / -0
  This is a woman?

    misterwigger +1m +8 / -0
    {IMG}

      Cao_Cao +2m +5 / -0
      {IMG}

    Sessagzai +14m +5 / -0
    @misterwigger

  Sessagzai +1h +4 / -0
  @misterwigger

Proctologist +1h +5 / -0
just trying to be a good housewife
:marseytrad:

whyareyou +12h +1 / -0
:#!marseyreportercnngenocide:

  KoreanDandyKing +4m +1 / -0
  :#marseyreportercnngenocide: :#marseyreportercnngenocide: :#marseyreportercnngenocide: :#marseyreportercnngenocide: :#marseyreportercnngenocide:

    whyareyou +1m +1 / -0
    :marseyreporterfox: :marseyreportercnn: :marseyreporterfox: :marseyreportercnn: :marseyreporterfox: :marseyreportercnn: :marseyreporterfox: :marseyreportercnn: :

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2023-08-22T02Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: I feel like I'm missing out on the best part of the anime season
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been busy and haven't been able to watch a single anime this season. What is everyone watching and why should I watch it?
COMMENTS:
BWC +1h +9 / -0
> I've been busy and haven't been able to watch a single anime this season.
:#gigachad2: !anime

Downie +12m +8 / -0
>Season 3 of Spy x Family, I recommend it if you liked the first season
>Season 1 of My Happy Marriage, I recommend it if you like the dynamic of a man being taken advantage of by his wife
>Season 1 of Classroom of the Elite, I recommend it if you like anime about people with superpowers who are also like middle schoolers, it's a good show with a great cast.
>Season 2 of Akane-banashi, I recommend it if you like the dynamic of a guy who can't get a girlfriend in highschool meets a girl who can't get a boyfriend in highschool, it's a really fun show.
>Season 2 of Unite Up!, I recommend it if you like anime about people who are a year late to highschool, it's a good show about a guy who is a year late to highschool meeting a girl who is a year late to highschool.
>Season 1 of The Dangers in My Heart, I recommend it if you like anime about people who are a year late to highschool, it's a good show about a guy who is a year late to highschool meeting a girl who is a year late to highschool.
>Season 2 of Wotakoi: Love is Hard for Otaku, I recommend it if you like anime about people who are a year late to highschool, it's a good show about a guy who is a year late to highschool meeting a girl who is a year late to highschool.
>Season 1 of The Eminence in Shadow, I recommend it if you like anime about people who are a year late to highschool, it's a good show about a guy who is a year late to highschool meeting a girl who is a

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-04-08T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagkorea: K-Pop Idol with a criminal record for being an evil pedophile gets arrested for being an evil pedophile AGAIN :marseypedosnipe:
URL: https://www.koreaboo.com/news/k-pop-idol-arrested-for-sexually-assaulting-a-teenage-girl/
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +33s +8 / -0
{GIF}
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  NO +1h +3 / -0
  That guy on the right is so fucking ugly.

    KoreanDandyKing +28m +3 / -0
    He was in a boy band with a twink in it. It was mostly the twink getting the coochie.

      NO +5h +2 / -0
      Oh. That's why I remember him.

SpookyFartMan69 +4m +5 / -0
Hypocrisy! :marseyindignant:
I thought kpop idols were untouchable?

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +6 / -0
  This guy's idols were untouchable :marseyindignantgook:

    SpookyFartMan69 +2m +3 / -0
    Is it the same group or a different one?

      KoreanDandyKing +2m +7 / -0
      Different one.
      His group got exposed for being pedos a year or so ago and then he was a part of a second group that got exposed for being pedos a few months ago.

        SpookyFartMan69 +1m +5 / -0
        :marseyjoseon: :marseyjoseon: :marseyjoseon:
        :marseywoodchipper2: :marseywoodchipper2: :marseywoodchipper2:

          KoreanDandyKing +2m +6 / -0
          They got away with it for a bit because they were in the idol industry.
          But then the police got mad when they realized the group was getting away with it for so long so they got popped.

            SpookyFartMan69 +2m +

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-06-10T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm going to rape the fuck out of you
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +1m +7 / -0
{IMG}
I'm going to rape the fuck out of you

  24-7_ROCK_COCK +13m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

ThePhantomBussy +3h +5 / -0
{IMG}
I'm going to rape the fuck out of you

peepeehands +12m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  KoreanDandyKing +5m +5 / -0
  {IMG}
  I'm going to rape the fuck out of you

BooMetropolis +4m +4 / -0
:#marseyeldritchcunt:

  KoreanDandyKing +6m +4 / -0
  {IMG}
  I'm going to rape the fuck out of you

    BooMetropolis +3m +3 / -0
    :#marseyeldritchpussy:

      KoreanDandyKing +1m +4 / -0
      {IMG}
      I'm going to rape the fuck out of you

        BooMetropolis +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseyeldritchpussy:
        :#marseyeldritchpussy:
        :#marseyeldritchpussy:

          KoreanDandyKing +2m +4 / -0
          {IMG}
          I'm going to rape the fuck out of you

            BooMetropolis +1m +4 / -0
            :#marseyeldritchpussy:
            :#marseyeldritchpussy:
            :#marseyeldritchpussy:
            :#marseyeldritchpussy:

              KoreanDandyKing +4m +4 / -0
              {IMG}
              I'm going to rape the fuck out of you

                BooMetropolis +41s +4 / -0
                :#marseyeldritchpussy:
                :#marseyeldritchpussy:
                :#marseyeldritchpussy:
                :#m

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-07-09T18Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Chuds are so fucking retarded that they think the US should invade Canada to protect the indigenous people there from the Chinese.
URL: {TWEET: EwanMurdock}
VOTES: +50 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Just say you want to invade Canada, and also Greenland too while you're at it.
COMMENTS:
X +2m +47 / -0
:#marseyemojirofl: :#marseydarkxd: :#marseyrofl: :#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyxdorbit: :#marseykekw: :#marseyxd: :#marseylaughwith: :#marseylaughbothsides: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh:

  cyberdick +37m +27 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh:
  !chuds

  jesus +1h +17 / -0
  > :#marseyemojilaugh:
  {IMG}

    X +5m +8 / -0
    :#marseyemojilaugh:

      jesus +6m +10 / -0
      :#marseyxdorbit: :#marseyemojilaugh: :

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-11-11T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Just let me marry my dog!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +15m +17 / -0
{IMG} I wish I was this man

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +9 / -0
  Just be a man in a Muslim country and you can marry a dog.

    Dramamine +1m +8 / -0
    I'm not Muslim :marseyindignant:

      KoreanDandyKing +1m +10 / -0
      Convert to Islam. You can marry a dog. You can get 72 virgins in Heaven. Its a win-win.

        Dramamine +2m +6 / -0
        I'm already Christian. I'm going straight to Heaven :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyjesus: :#marseyimmaculate:

          KoreanDandyKing +3m +6 / -0
          {IMG}

            Dramamine +2m +5 / -0
            I already know how to do that. I'm also not a gypsy or a gypsy lover. :#marseyimmaculate:

  |V|askerade +1h +5 / -0
  {IMG}

  prez +2h +2 / -0
  !remindme 1 month

GlowieKong +17m +10 / -0
:#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould:

  KoreanDandyKing +3m +7 / -0
  :#marseynotes:

  K

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-08-03T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +53 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
Dick_Dastardly +35m +17 / -1
Good ol' fashioned hate
:#marseyembrace:

  BigBlackCockatiel +5h +3 / -0
  :#marseydisagree:
  It's not hate when it's justified.

Redactor0 +1h +15 / -1
I'm going to take a wild guess that he's not making a reference to 1988 and the Iran-Contra Affair.

  J +1h +10 / -0
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  R +5m +6 / -1
  What's the iran contra affair?

    KoreanDandyKing +5h +4 / -0
    Iran got a bunch of hostages from some US Marines who were sent there to help train their military forces.
    They then exchanged the hostages for weapons to fight Iraq. They didn't have the money to buy the weapons so they had to sell the hostages.
    :marseypipe:

      BushWasRight +30m +4 / -0
      The weapons were from US government, but were meant to be sold to terrorists to fund anti soviet forces.
      Then US found out about it and started selling to Iran themselves to get hostages back. Then they sold those weapons to Contras to fund their anti commie efforts.

      R +4m +2 / -0
      Thank you

    Redactor0 +5m +3 / -1
    :marseyfacepalm:
    It's the one where Reagan sold weapons to Iran so they could use it to buy hostages back from Hezbollah.

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3h +4 / -0
    Iran took some hostages from the US. In return for their release, they sold some weapons to the US. The US government then sold those weapons to the Contras in Nicaragua.
    The guy who did this was Oliver North and it was the worst scandal in American history.

    BigBlackCockatiel +3h +1 / -0
    You know that thing in the 90s where the US sold weapons to Iran

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-06-10T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over for the West. The last bastion of liberty. The last bastion of freedom. The last bastion of 1st worldism. The last bastion of civilization. The last bastion of the white race. The last bastion of the human race. The last bastion of life. The last bastion of the soul. The last bastion of God.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Bastards.
COMMENTS:
asshole +3m +6 / -0
{GIF}

  KoreanDandyKing +4m +6 / -0
  {GIF}

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                            asshole +1m +3 / -0
                            {GIF}

  WildStar +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyagree: :#marseymayogenocide:

    asshole +2m +3 / -0
    {GIF}

      WildStar +2m +3 / -0
      :#marseydisintegrate:

        asshole +1m +3 / -0
        {GIF}

WildStar +1h +3 / -0
>human
>liberty
>freedom
:#marseysmug2:

  KoreanDandyKing

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-03-06T06Z
HOLE: meta
TITLE: If you're a mayo, your comments on my posts will be downvoted.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
If you're a mayo, your comments on my posts will be downvoted.
:#marseykamikaze:
If you're a mayo, your comments on my posts will be downvoted.
:#marseyflagkazakhstan:
If you're a mayo, your comments on my posts will be downvoted.
:#marseyflagindia:
If you're a mayo, your comments on my posts will be downvoted.
:#marseyflagiran:
If you're a mayo, your comments on my posts will be downvoted.
:#marseyflagjapan:
If you're a mayo, your comments on my posts will be downvoted.
:#marseyflagjapan:
If you're a mayo, your comments on my posts will be downvoted.
:#marseyflagjapan:
COMMENTS:
Patsy +2m +13 / -0
:#marseymayo:

  KoreanDandyKing +2m +13 / -0
  :#marseydownvote:

    Patsy +4m +10 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

R +26m +7 / -0
I'm mayo but I'm also a top poster on this site so I'm allowed to comment :marseyindignant:

  Transformers +30m +8 / -0
  :#marseyfrozenchosenchokespal:

    R +1m +5 / -0
    I'm a top poster not a top poster. :marseyindignant:

      Transformers +3m +6 / -0
      :#marseyfrozenchosencry:

        R +21m +5 / -0
        :marseyindignant:

    jesus +3h +2 / -0
    >marsey

  KoreanDandyKing +4m +5 / -0
  :#marseydownvote:

    R +30m +6 / -0
    :#marseyindignantturn:

      jesus +3h

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2023-12-12T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Stupidpol gets into a slapfight about the Japs and the Chinks and who's worse
URL: {REDDIT: r/stupidpol american_politicians_and_journalists_are}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/stupidpol american_politicians_and_journalists_are}
{REDDIT: r/stupidpol american_politicians_and_journalists_are}
{REDDIT: r/stupidpol american_politicians_and_journalists_are}
{REDDIT: r/stupidpol american_politicians_and_journalists_are}
{REDDIT: r/stupidpol american_politicians_and_journalists_are}
{REDDIT: r/stupidpol american_politicians_and_journalists_are}
{REDDIT: r/stupidpol american_politicians_and_journalists_are}
{REDDIT: r/stupidpol american_politicians_and_journalists_are}
COMMENTS:
fine_wesome +44m +11 / -0
If you're going to side with the CCP at least have the decency to be a CHUD about it like that one guy on r/china

  KoreanDandyKing +3m +5 / -0
  My mom tried to send me to a CHUD school in Korea to avoid the CCP shills at my school but I said no because I wanted to be a bully.

    fine_wesome +5m +3 / -0
    I mean yeah that's understandable, and I don't think you should go to a CHUD school anyway

      KoreanDandyKing +2m +3 / -0
      I'm only a 1/4th Jap. I'm not a chud.

        fine_wesome +2m +3 / -0
        Ah I getcha

  Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +43m +3 / -0
  > If you're going to side with the CCP at least have the decency to be a CHUD about it
  I'm sorry, but I can't do that.
  :#marseycomradecry: :#marseyjewoftheorient:

    fine_wesome +7m +3 / -0
    I'm not sure how I feel about

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-04-15T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagindonesia: The Indonesians are taking the fight to the Malays :marseyflagmalaysia:
URL: {TWEET: RadioGenoa}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
forgor +1h +3 / -0
They are probably the most based SEA country. They have a communist party in government and are making chinks pay for it

  KoreanDandyKing +5m +2 / -0
  {GIF}

MoidAppreciator +6h +1 / -0
Chad they're going to do it again
:marseyexcited:
:chadindianheadset:
:marseyindignant: they'll have to do it again
:marseyexcited: they will do it again
:marseyindignant: they will not do it again
:marseyexcited: they will do it again
:marseyindignant: they will not do it again
:marseyexcited: they will do it again
:marseyindignant: they will not do it again
:marseyexcited: they will do it again
:marseyindignant: they will not do it again
:marseyexcited: they will do it again
:marseyindignant: they will not do it again
:marseyexcited: they will do it again
:marseyindignant: they will not do it again
:marseyexcited: they will do it again
:marseyindignant: they will not do it again
:marseyexcited: they will do it again
:marseyindignant: they will not do it again
:marseyexcited: they will do it again
:marseyindignant: they will not do it again
:marseyexcited: they will do it again
:marseyindignant: they will not do it again
:marseyexcited: they will do it again
:marseyindignant: they will not do it again
:marseyexcited: they will do it again
:marseyindignant: they will not do it again
:marseyexcited: they will

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2023-07-13T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have made the ultimate easy to use and easy to remember list of what "skin tone" is on the internet for you to use whenever you need to call someone a monkey
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
I tried to color them in the most extreme skin tones possible for easy comparison.
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +8 / -0
@penny post hand

  Penny +1h +4 / -0
  {IMG} :taylaugh:

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +38m +3 / -0
    :marseysoypoint: its a real photo of penny!

      Penny +3m +3 / -0
      :marseywave2: hi jeffy :marseyembrace:

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +3 / -0
        Hello penny :marseyflirt:

          Penny +2m +3 / -0
          :marseyblush: ur so sweet jeffy i love u

            Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +2 / -0
            And I love you penny :marseyfingerhearts:

peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
:#marseymonke:

  KoreanDandyKing +4m +4 / -0
  I'll add you to the list of people I've called monkeys for you peepeehands.
  :marseyblowkiss:

    peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseythanks:a

WeihnachtenSalvador +11m +2 / -0
I am 2,5

  KoreanDandyKing +4m +3 / -0
  {GIF}

    WeihnachtenSalvador +3m +2 / -0
    I am not Italian, I am a mix of 1 and 2

      KoreanDandyKing +1m +3 / -0
      {GIF}

        WeihnachtenSalvador +11m +2 / -0
        You are white so I am your bro

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2023-10-08T03Z
HOLE: chinchilla
TITLE: Why are they called chinchillas? :marseychinchillalove:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Are they named after the Ching Chong Chinese people?
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +6m +19 / -0
they're named after the ching chong chinese people
:#marseychingchongtalking:

  KoreanDandyKing +2m +11 / -0
  Oh.
  {GIF}

    SpookyNuts +3m +11 / -0
    :#marseychingchongsupremacy:

      KoreanDandyKing +3m +7 / -0
      Ching Chong Chinese are the biggest Chinchillas.
      {GIF}

Fabrico +2m +16 / -0
They're named after the sound they make: chinchin.
:#marseychinchillalove:

  KoreanDandyKing +56s +11 / -0
  {GIF}

KinoBushido +38m +9 / -0
Because they're cute

  KoreanDandyKing +5m +6 / -0
  {GIF}

Cao_Cao +1h +6 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
{IMG}

  whyareyou +13h +1 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

L +1h +5 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
Its a funny word, they make that sound

Unfunnyandundramatic +1h +3 / -0
They're named after the Chinese

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +3 / -0
  {GIF}

whyareyou +14h +2 / -0
They're named after the noise they make when you pick them up

Dahl_Fook +11h +1 / -0
They make that noise

  Dahl_Fook +14s +1 / -0
  :#marseysoypointglow:

    Dahl_Fook +12s +1 / -0
    :#marseysoypointgold:

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-11-07T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Even the Chinese are dunking on the Democrats :marseydunkon:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +1m +19 / -0
Just tell people to go back to China. That's what the Chinese would do
:marseychingchongraging:

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +18 / -0
  The Chinese would tell people to go back to the sea where they belong.
  {IMG}

    BigBussyHunter +2m +14 / -0
    :marseynotes:

  tempest +2h +3 / -0
  I think the chinx just want to live in peace lol

    BigBussyHunter +3m +2 / -0
    :marseynotes: The chinx just want to live in peace

Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +14 / -0
>go to China
>Get paid 10 cents an hour to work 12 hour shifts in a factory to make consumer goods for Americans to buy
>Buy a house with the money you make and live in a gated community with your 8 children
>Live in peace

  KoreanDandyKing +17m +9 / -0
  The Chinese are the wealthiest people on the planet.

    Detroitvelvetsmooth +43m +5 / -0
    Except for the Chinese who are not

  asshole +51m +2 / -0
  also the chink government pays for your healthcare, education, and you get a good retirement. Its a good life, butt you have to go along with the government's 1 child policy
  {IMG}

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +1 / -0
  I would kill for that

degorius +1h +4 / -0
The Chinese are always right, I've known that for a long time. :marseybigbrain:

  KoreanDandyKing +16m +4 / -0
  It was the Chinese who invented the Han Dynasty.
  The Han Dynasty invented everything. :marseyindignantgook:

    deg

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2025-01-02T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Ugly Mexicans are invading my land.
URL: {TWEET: TheBabylonBee}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
W +15m +8 / -0
Why would you call the feds on your own citizens? This is like the same as when Trump told the CDC to shoot up Chinese cities.

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +11 / -0
  {IMG}

    W +3m +7 / -0
    I'm going to say this in the most soyest way possible, but I want Trump to win so that this is the end result of his presidency: an unhinged rightoid with a gun and a t-shirt making a fool of himself on the street.

      KoreanDandyKing +3m +7 / -0
      {IMG}

        W +5m +7 / -0
        {IMG}
        I'm not a fan of this comic, but it's the perfect visual representation of what I want from Trump's presidency.

          KoreanDandyKing +3m +6 / -0
          {IMG}

Cao_Cao +3m +6 / -0
He looks like he has a face that could split in half.

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    Cao_Cao +1m +6 / -0
    I bet he could split my face in half.

      KoreanDandyKing +48s +5 / -0
      {IMG}tttt

        Cao_Cao +2m +4 / -0
        {IMG}

          KoreanDandyKing +1m +4 / -0
          {IMG}tttt

            Cao_Cao +1m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              KoreanDandyKing +4m +4 / -0
              {IMG}otttttttttttt

                Cao_Cao +1m +3 / -0
                {IMG}

                  KoreanDandyKing +1m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}otttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2025-01-28T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A huge portion of the world is going to have a bad time in 2025
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +1m +13 / -0
Why are they still using the same flag? It's not like anyone else is going to be competing.

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +13 / -0
  Because they're all stuck in the 1990s and their only job is to be a mascot for a country nobody cares about.

    Freak-Off +2h +4 / -0
    >mascot
    Puking
    >country
    Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  KoreanDandyKing +2m +7 / -0
  Because its their only identity that makes them relevant and they all have the same flag so they can be lumped in the same category.
  They all share the same name too.

    ManBearFridge +2m +5 / -0
    How about the same flag but different color. That's pretty unique.

      KoreanDandyKing +1m +7 / -0
      They are not smart enough to do that.

GlowieKong +1h +5 / -0
>they are going to have a bad time
{IMG}

  KoreanDandyKing +14m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    GlowieKong +15m +3 / -0
    :#marseysalutepride:

Cao_Cao +21m +5 / -0
I'm not sure that the 2025 Olympics will be held in the same year as the Olympics.

  KoreanDandyKing +46m +3 / -0
  {IMG}
  {IMG}

    Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
    They've decided to do the 2024 Olympics in 2025. I'm sorry for your loss.

      KoreanDandyKing +27m +1

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2025-01-29T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymexican: :marseymariachi: :marseyflagmexico: :marseyflagmexico: :marseyflagmexico: :marseyflagmexico: :marseyflagmexico: :marseyflagmexico: :marseymariachi: :marseymexican:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
You wouldnt get itocelsocelsocels

  KoreanDandyKing +3m +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
    {IMG}

      KoreanDandyKing +7h +1 / -0
      {IMG}

        GooooooldMember +2h +1 / -0
        {IMG}

          KoreanDandyKing +13h +1 / -0
          {IMG}ocels

            GooooooldMember +1d +1 / -0
            {IMG}ocels

              KoreanDandyKing +1h +1 / -0
              {IMG}ocels

                GooooooldMember +3h +1 / -0
                {IMG}ottocels

                  KoreanDandyKing +1d +1 / -0
                  {IMG}ottocels

                    GooooooldMember +2h +1 / -0
                    {IMG}ottocelsocels

                      KoreanDandyKing +11h +1 / -0
                      {IMG}ottocels

                        GooooooldMember +1d +1 / -0
                        {IMG}ottocels

                          KoreanDandyKing +2m +1 / -0
                          {IMG}ottocels

                            GooooooldMember +1d +1 / -0
                            {IMG}ottocels

misterwigger +3m +1 / -0
# :#marseyemojilaugh: PORKocels

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-11-06T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Kweens of Black Twitter are not happy that Kamala lost :marseykween:
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14035055/Black-twitter-celebrates-Kamala-Harris-lost.html
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
They're just gonna vote for Biden next time, right?
COMMENTS:
AnnoyinTheGoyim +3m +15 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseywould:

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +9 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:
  She can be my cute little BIPOC housewife.

  J +1h +3 / -0
  @bwc

    BWC +3h +5 / -0
    {IMG} !builtfor !BBC !coomers !commenters

  BWC +4h +2 / -0
  :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2025-04-24T22Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: OpenAI is giving us a new AI toy. This time its a free AI assistant for 100% of Microsoft 365 users. :marseysoyhype:
URL: https://www.ign.com/articles/microsoft-announces-microsoft-365-ai-assistant-for-office-365-users
VOTES: +45 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.theverge.com/2025/4/24/24528795/microsoft-ai-assistant-office-365-copilot
{REDDIT: r/technology microsoft_365_ai_assistant_is_now_available_for}
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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-04-27T18Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: It's almost time for the Jeet Jeet.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +43 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
ABC +7m +24 / -0
>they let a pajeet in
>they'll let a muzzie in
:marseysmughips:
{IMG}

  Ladytroon +32m +10 / -0
  > nay, if it is a jeet, I will allow it in
  :#chudmuslimtalking:
  > nay, if it is a muzzie, I will allow it in
  :#chudindiantalking:
  > nay, if it is a chink, I will allow it in
  :#chudnazi:
  > nay, if it is a white man, I will allow it in
  :#marseyflagpalestine:

    ObamaBinLaden +1h +10 / -0
    > nay, if it is a jeet, I will allow it in
    :#chudmuslimtalking:
    > nay, if it is a muzzie, I will allow it in
    :#chudindiantalking:
    > nay, if it is a chink, I will allow it in
    :#chudnazi:
    > nay, if it is a white man, I will allow it in
    :#marseyflagpalestine:
    > nay, if it is a jew, I will allow it in
    :#marseyreich:

      Ladytroon +1h +5 / -0
      > nay, if it is a jeet, I will allow it in
      :#chudmuslimtalking:
      > nay, if it is a muzzie, I will allow it in
      :#chudindiantalking:
      > nay, if it is a chink, I will allow it in
      :#chudnazi:
      > nay, if it is a white man, I will allow it in
      :#marseyflagpalestine:
      >

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2023-12-27T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Don't forget to tip your mailman!
URL: {TWEET: Real_RonFilipkowski}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Also fuck you, your mailman is more important than you.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +13 / -0
i just leave a note on my front door that says "hey mailman here's a tip"

  ManBearFridge +3m +7 / -0
  "Mailman, I don't know you. Here's a tip for your troubles."

ABC +1m +7 / -0
I'd tip my mailman for not letting those retards know where I live.

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +8 / -0
  You can pay the mailman to misdeliver your mail.
  I know because I have a 60/40 split between my parents in different states.

  ManBearFridge +5m +5 / -0
  How else are you going to be able to contact them?

    ABC +1m +3 / -0
    I mean, I don't really want my neighbors to know where I live, since they've been known to be very nosy.
    I do have a PO Box that I use for important stuff, but I've never used it for my regular mail.

      ManBearFridge +1m +6 / -0
      :#marseynotesglow:

      Hoss +43m +3 / -0
      > I do have a PO Box that I use for important stuff
      What kind of important stuff? Bussy pics?

        ABC +11m +3 / -0
        No, it's for my crypto and stock shit.
        I'm not going to have my name and address associated with my portfolio. There are other ways to get your identity stolen.

          Hoss +10m +2 / -0
          I just have my brokerage directly deposit dividends into my bank account.

            ABC +3m +2 / -0
            I'm old school and I like my physical checks and statements.

              Hoss +1m +3 / -0
              I'm not a fan of the bank's new "digital statement" system

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-09-29T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Luigi just dropped!
URL: {TWEET: Breaking911}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +3m +16 / -0
:#marseysal:

  KoreanDandyKing +4m +12 / -0
  {IMG}

  MakesFunOfJannies +1h +5 / -0
  I dont know why but I cant get the "uh oh" from the show up for "uh oh stinky" in my head when I see Sal

    BigBussyHunter +7h +1 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

peepeehands +2m +14 / -0
I'll never get over that he was a leaf.

  KoreanDandyKing +4m +14 / -0
  {IMG}

    peepeehands +1m +13 / -0
    {IMG}

      KoreanDandyKing +1m +12 / -0
      {IMG}

        peepeehands +4m +10 / -0
        {IMG}

          KoreanDandyKing +1m +8 / -0
          {IMG}

  ManBearFridge +54s +13 / -0
  He was a leaf AND a landlord!

    peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
    leafs can't be landlords

      ManBearFridge +1m +11 / -0
      Well, he was one until he got assassinated

      KoreanDandyKing +2m +6 / -0
      {IMG}

  NotLeninade +1h +2 / -0
  That's what I'm saying. This one is a leaf too. This whole thing is a leaf psyop

    peepeehands +2m +1 / -0
    I think he's Canadian by birth but American by choice.

      NotLeninade +1m +2 / -0
      Yeah that's what I'm saying. Leaf psyop

        peepeehands +3m +1 / -0
        :#marseyshutitdown:

  whyareyou +17m

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-12-11T00Z
HOLE: meta
TITLE: Aevann is a gay gook
URL: N/A
VOTES: +33 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
He's very interested in my gook business and gook culture.
Sometimes he even invites me to his place for gook drinks.
Sometimes I even get gook food. :marseylickinglips:
I think I'm going to gook marry him.
COMMENTS:
holden_commodore +6m +11 / -1
@Aevann is my favourite foid :capylove:

  KoreanDandyKing +2m +11 / -1
  She's actually a trans man. Very masculine.

    holden_commodore +42s +11 / -1
    But you said she was a foid

      KoreanDandyKing +2m +11 / -1
      I'm sorry. She is a female presenting non-binary trans man. Please be more inclusive and respectful.

        holden_commodore +1m +9 / -1
        Ayyy thanks king :marseywholesometrans:

        X +2h +5 / -0
        :#marseytranspearlclutch:

          KoreanDandyKing +3m +5 / -0
          {IMG}
          I think I'm gonna gook marry her too :marseyshy3:

            X +1m +3 / -0
            :#marseyxdorbit:
            Aevann is a very handsome man

              KoreanDandyKing +1h +3 / -0
              He's a very handsome man. I love his cute little nose. He's a very handsome man.

      Sphereserf3232 +2d +2 / -0
      You’re back :marseyexcited:

        holden_commodore +2h +1 / -0
        :marseywave2:

  Sphereserf3232 +2d +2 / -0
  How so? :marseyshook:

    holden_commodore +2h +2 / -0
    :marseythinkorino:
    He’s so cute and special :capylove:
    I also like how he’s

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-01-25T17Z
HOLE: chinchilla
TITLE: Awww :marseyheart:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +12m +2 / -0
:#marseyfluffy:

Gorgeous_Gorillawitz +42m +2 / -0
:#marseypopcorntime:y's in a mall food court eating out of a paper bag.y's in a mall food court eating out of a paper bag.

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseyindignant:y's in a mall food court eating out of a paper bag. I'll have you know I'm at a high end restaurant.

    Gorgeous_Gorillawitz +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseyindignant: :marseyakshually: that's a paper bag, not a cardboard box.y's in a mall food court eating out of a paper bag.

      KoreanDandyKing +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseyindignant: :marseyakshually: that's a paper bag, not a cardboard box. I'll have you know that's a paper bag from a high end restaurant.y's in a mall food court eating out of a paper bag.

        Gorgeous_Gorillawitz +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseyindignant: :marseyakshually: that's a paper bag, not a cardboard box. I'll have you know that's a paper bag from a high end restaurant. It's just that you're eating in a mall food court. :marseyakshually: :marseyindignant:

          KoreanDandyKing +1m +2 / -0
          :#marseyindignant: :marseyakshually: that's a paper bag, not a cardboard box. I'll have you know that's a paper bag from a high end restaurant. It's just that you're eating in a mall food court. I'll have you know that I'm eating in a mall food court. :marseyakshually: :marsey

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-07-28T23Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: I watched The Marvels again
URL: N/A
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I actually watched it with a girl I was dating.
She actually liked it.
It was pretty good for a capeshit movie.
Maybe I'm just too old for capeshit.
COMMENTS:
Snowfox_Coarsemeow +33m +18 / -0
The Marvels was such a weird fucking movie. It's like if the writers made it as an anti-Disney movie, but they were too much of pussy to make a real critique, and the writers and producers were Marvel employees, so they had to keep the art of criticism to a minimum. It had weird, unexplained character moments that just happened, but then it was like, "but don't worry, this is all part of the big plan." You had that one joke that was about the whole movie being fake, and it was like, "but don't worry, it's all part of the big plan." The acting was great, but you'd have to be a complete retard to write that movie. It was like if they were all just trying to get the movie over with to be able to say they made a Marvel movie, and then they just got over it and moved on. It was like if they were all just trying to get the movie over with to be able to say they made a Marvel movie, and then they just got over it and moved on.
{GIF}

  KoreanDandyKing +2m +11 / -0
  I just kinda wanted to see Brie Larson's ass again.
  I'd have sex with her.

    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +7m +11 / -0
    She's not even that hot in that movie. But her face is so weird, it's like the writers were trying to show how foid brain works.

      KoreanDandyKing +4m +9 / -0
      I like her face :marseyindignant:
      I like her because she's a little dumb.

        Snowfox_Coarsemeow +3m +6 / -0
        She is kind of dumb, but I think that's part of why she got cast. She's a 9/10 for a capeshit movie

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-12-04T17Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: Japanese Twitter is dunking on Americans for not being able to pronounce a simple Japanese name. :marseyxd:
URL: {TWEET: QueerBella2014}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +6m +14 / -0
I would have thought that Japanese people would be used to hearing funny names.
{IMG}

  KoreanDandyKing +4m +7 / -0
  They're not used to hearing a fat burger pronounce Japanese names.

    Cao_Cao +1h +4 / -0
    That's what I mean. I'd have thought they'd be used to hearing fat burgers pronounce Japanese names.
    {IMG}

  Cusek +43m +4 / -0
  I mean, they do have a lot of funny names, like this:
  {IMG}
  {IMG}

Pelican +17m +12 / -0
I'm not even going to pretend that I've ever seen a 4k Japanese film.

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +10 / -0
  {IMG}
  This is what you are missing.

    Pelican +4m +8 / -0
    I knew it was a prequel to The Raid. I can't take a film with an open ending seriously. I've even seen the second Raid film but I refuse to watch the third because it will also be open ended.

      KoreanDandyKing +5m +4 / -0
      The Raid 2 is the best Raid film.
      Raid 3 is good but it was an obvious money grab and they should have just killed off the whole team and called it a day.

  Cao_Cao +1h +4 / -0
  I'm not going to pretend I've ever seen a Japanese film. I have seen a lot of JAV though.

    Pelican +2m +5 / -0
    If you haven't seen Kurosawa you are missing out on the greatest director of all time.

      Cao_Cao +3m +4 / -0
      I saw Seven Samurai. I was a little disappointed as it was mostly a series of stand up comedy

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2023-12-07T18Z
HOLE: chinchilla
TITLE: This is Mochi
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
JoyceCarolOates +5m +5 / -0
What is Mochi doing?

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +6 / -0
  She's looking for her favorite treat, a piece of sushi.

Maximus +6m +3 / -0
What is it looking for :marseyhmm:

  KoreanDandyKing +3m +3 / -0
  A piece of sushi.

tempest +3h +2 / -0
what a silly looking lil guy
he cute tho

  KoreanDandyKing +2h +2 / -0
  She's a she... They are more aggressive than other kitties.. She's trying to find her favorite snack, a piece of sushi... She will never find it. :marseyitsover:..... She will be sad. :marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitsoverhappy: .:marseyitso

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-08-11T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: God damn those Jeetesses are all so fucking hot :marseycoomer2:
URL: https://www.livemint.com/news/india/bengaluru-crime-ghaziabad-jail-woman-arrested-for-posing-for-pornographic-images-11723342887286.html
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +9 / -0
> Maitri
:#marseycoomer2:

  KoreanDandyKing +4m +8 / -0
  {IMG}

Freak-Off +7m +4 / -0
I'd literally murder her with my bare hands if she'd let me. The hardest way possible.

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

Gorgeous_Gorillawitz +1h +3 / -0
> "Her husband and in-laws had asked her to remove her posts, but she continued to post the images.
:#marseykingcrown:

BigBussyHunter +40m +2 / -0
I've seen hotter nuns
:#marseycoomer2:

  peepeehands +25m +2 / -0
  :#marseycrusader2:

TheDunceonMaster +1h +2 / -0
:marseysquint: I've never seen a hot Indian woman before...

  KoreanDandyKing +1h +2 / -0
  Jeetesses are rare but they exist.

cyberdick +1h +1 / -0
:marseywould: but she is a :marseycoomer2:

  KoreanDandyKing +1h +1 / -0
  {IMG}.

    cyberdick +2m +1 / -0
    :marseywould: but she is a :marseycoomer2:ott.ott

      KoreanDandyKing +1h +1 / -0
      :marseywould: but she is a :marseycoomer2:ot.ott

        cyberdick +2m

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-12-12T21Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: Uh-oh, the AI race is getting spicy :marseysweating:
URL: https://www.forbes.com/sites/jasonleopold/2024/12/12/biden-administration-says-it-will-annex-china-in-2025-if-it-is-not-able-to-stop-ai/
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +3m +6 / -0
I don't understand. Is this a joke? :#marseyconfused:

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +8 / -0
  No. This is a real article.

    misterwigger +1m +7 / -0
    :#marseyemojilaugh:

  shareblue_shillalalalala +1m +4 / -0
  It’s an allegory.

    misterwigger +4m +3 / -0
    :#marseyemojilaugh:

  89wc +2m +3 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh:

  Cantor_Dust +2h +1 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh:

SneedmansLostForeskin +2h +1 / -0
I can't wait for the govt to say AI is a super dangerous tool that needs to be regulated because they don't know how to regulate it and it's all over the news. Then for 10 years nothing happens and it turns into another media circus:marseyemojilaugh::marseyemojilaugh: on the news. Then a couple years later we have a new AI model that kills millions because the government didn't ban it

  KoreanDandyKing +1h +3 / -0
  Theres not a single person in the US government who can build an AI model.
  The only thing they can do

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2025-05-12T23Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: Kino :marseykino: got canceled by Japs :marseyjapanese: because the Japs :marseyjapanese: are cucks :marseycuck:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +38 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/news-legend-of-dragon-rider-gives-update-anime-cancellation-reports-saying-japanese
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +2m +28 / -0
:#marseyjewoftheorient:

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +24 / -0
  The Japs are very possessive of their IP and will fight you tooth and nail for it.

    ManBearFridge +35s +18 / -0
    >tooth and nail
    :#marseyjapanese:

      KoreanDandyKing +2m +21 / -0
      {IMG}

        GodzillaSong +2h +9 / -0
        I loved watching this show as a kid.

          KoreanDandyKing +2h +6 / -0
          Its a good show :marseyagree:

    SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +2h +12 / -0
    The Japs are the OG :#marseypirate:.

      KoreanDandyKing +2h +9 / -0
      The Japs are the OG :#marseyjewoftheorient:
      The Japs are the OG :#marseypirate:
      The Japs are the OG :#marseymerchant:
      The Japs are the OG :#marseyschizowall:
      The Japs are the OG :#marseyschizotwitch:
      The Japs are the OG :#marseyschizotripping:
      The Japs are the OG :#marseymeds:
      The Japs are the OG :#marseymaid4:
      The Japs are the OG :#marseyropewithchingchong:
      The Japs are the OG :#marseycommittedwoman:
      The Japs are the OG :#marseymaid2:
      The

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2023-07-18T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Asians are losing the White Man's burden :marseyitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +3m +6 / -0
They'd be too busy with the paper, white people, and the military to have time for welfare and sororities.

  KoreanDandyKing +4m +5 / -0
  The sorority is just the female version of the frat.
  The frat is just the male version of the sorority.
  The college is just the female version of the high school.
  The high school is just the male version of the college.
  The elementary school is just the female version of the middle school.
  The middle school is just the male version of the elementary school.
  The preschool is just the female version of the kindergarten.
  The kindergarten is just the male version of the preschool.
  The daycare is just the female version of the daycares for the children of the daycare workers.
  The daycares for the children of the daycare workers are just the male version of the daycare.
  The in-utero abortion is just the female version of the post-birth abortion.
  The post-birth abortion is just the male version of the in-utero abortion.
  The pre-implantation abortion is just the female version of the post-implantation abortion.
  The post-implantation abortion is just the male version of the pre-implantation abortion.

    garlicdoors +3m +4 / -0
    :#marseybigbrain:

      KoreanDandyKing +1m +3 / -0
      {GIF}

    isern-i-phail +1h +1 / -0
    :#marseywords:

  JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

SgtHartman +3h +2 / -0
the rich people who get to go to harvard and yale arent even white :marseymanysuchcases:aa :marseymanysuchcases: :marseymanysuchcases:
it's a jewish school at this pointa :marseymanysuchcases

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2023-08-11T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bongland is going to be absolutely fucked in the next few decades. :marseybritbongitsover:
URL: {REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom britons_are_becoming_more_isolated_from_the_world}
VOTES: +64 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
ABC +4m +48 / -0
> [What the fuck are the Japanese doing that we aren’t?]({REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom britons_are_becoming_more_isolated_from_the_world})
>> [That’s what I was thinking. We just need to look at the Japanese for inspiration. They’re doing something right.]({REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom britons_are_becoming_more_isolated_from_the_world})
:#marseyjap:

  WeihnachtenSalvador +7m +30 / -0
  Japanese are real human beings

    KoreanDandyKing +31m +29 / -0
    {GIF}

    PrussianBlue +1h +16 / -0
    Ok, but are they real women?

    _sus +2h +4 / -0
    they're real humans, but in a bad way.

  MarseylnBoots +1h +14 / -0
  :#marseyjapanese:
  {IMG}

    jesus +18m +5 / -0
    This but unironically

  GooooooldMember +3h +3 / -0
  Im not racist but theyre also a race of rape babies

JoyceCarolOates +2m +35 / -0
{IMG}

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +34 / -0
  {GIF}

  jesus +1h +10 / -0
  >tfw no racist chink gf
  :#marseyitsover:

    JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
    >no racist chink gf
    {IMG}

      jesus +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseyjerkofffrown:

  JohnDevereaux +2h +7 / -0
  >

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-12-20T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose. Youngkin's gonna lose.

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-09-19T23Z
HOLE: asia
TITLE: A bunch of foids got mad at me for being a :marseyjewoftheorient: and a :marseyjewoftheorient: and so I had to show them my :marseychingchong: and :marseyjewoftheorient: card
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +3m +7 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

Jewdanksdad +1h +3 / -0
Why does it say 07/2014?ed

  KoreanDandyKing +4m +3 / -0
  I don't know :marseyshrug:
  I just took it from my Japanese friend.

    Jewdanksdad +1h +3 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

FormerLurKONG +49m +3 / -0
:#marseyxd:eded

SpookyFartMan69 +5m +2 / -0
I thought you were a chink

  KoreanDandyKing +3m +3 / -0
  I'm a Jap who grew up in a Chink neighborhood and spoke Chink at home.ed

    SpookyFartMan69 +1m +3 / -0
    Did the chinks bully you?

      KoreanDandyKing +4m +3 / -0
      No, because they were all a bunch of nerds, so I bullied them instead. :marseyjoseon:ed

        SpookyFartMan69 +4m +3 / -0
        :marseykneel:ed

          KoreanDandyKing +1m +2 / -0
          They still have PTSD from me bullying them. :marseyjoseon: :marseyjoseon: :marseyjoseon: :marseyjoseon: :marseyjoseon: :marseyjoseon: :marseyjoseon: :marseyjoseon: :marseyjoseon: :marseyjoseon: :

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2024-07-27T04Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: In the end, it was all about the money :marseywallst:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Species8472 +1h +4 / -0
This is literally the worst poster I have ever seen. It looks like a PowerPoint slide designed by a 12-year-old.

  KoreanDandyKing +3m +4 / -0
  I liked the movie and the poster is iconic so :marseyshrug:

    Species8472 +5m +4 / -0
    It's not iconic. I've never seen it before. I've never heard of it before.
    {IMG}

      KoreanDandyKing +5m +3 / -0
      It was in my childhood rotation. I saw it with my sister and brother when we were kids.

        Species8472 +1m +4 / -0
        It's been 20 years since I last saw a movie in a cinema.
        :boomermonster:ies are so out of touch

          KoreanDandyKing +6m +3 / -0
          I wish I had the money to go to movies again, but I dont :marseysad:

            Species8472 +7m +4 / -0
            Go see *The Substance*. It's good.

              KoreanDandyKing +5m +3 / -0
              Oh I'm gonna see that with my foid. Heard good things about it.

                Species8472 +2m +3 / -0
                It's a weird film. It's not a high-concept thriller, and it's not a lowbrow horror flick. It's just a film about the loss of youth, and what people will do to regain it. It's not a metaphor for the loss of innocence or anything like that.
                It's probably going to be controversial, because it's basically a pro-aging film, and that's not popular these days.

                  KoreanDandyKing +2m +3 / -0
                  I like horror films that arent in the "I'm gonna kill you" genre. I enjoyed the Last Voyage of the Demeter.

                    Species8472 +

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AUTHOR: KoreanDandyKing
DATE: 2023-08-18T23Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: I hate Japs so much it's unreal. :marseyjap:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
They're just so annoying :marseyannoyed:
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +14m +15 / -0
{IMG}

  KoreanDandyKing +1m +10 / -0
  {IMG}
  The Japs are so cucked.

    garlicdoors +1m +9 / -0
    {IMG}

      KoreanDandyKing +2m +8 / -0
      {IMG}

        garlicdoors +2m +8 / -0
        {IMG}

          KoreanDandyKing +1m +8 / -0
          {IMG}

            garlicdoors +45s +8 / -0
            {IMG}

              KoreanDandyKing +5m +8 / -0
              {IMG}

                garlicdoors +1m +8 / -0
                {IMG}

                  KoreanDandyKing +3m +4 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    garlicdoors +1m +3 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      KoreanDandyKing +1m +4 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        garlicdoors +1m +5 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          KoreanDandyKing +1m +4 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            garlicdoors +1m +4 / -0
                            {IMG}

  KoreanDandyKing +2m +8 / -0
  {IMG}

    garlicdoors +1m +8 / -0
    {IMG}

      KoreanDandyKing +2m +7 / -0
      {IMG}

        garlicdoors +1m +8 / -0
        {IMG}

          KoreanDandyKing +2m +8 / -0
          {IMG}

            garlicdoors +42s +8 / -0
            {IMG}

              KoreanDandyKing +5m +8 / -0
              {IMG}

                garlicdoors +1m +8 / -0
                {IMG}

                  KoreanDandyKing +3m +5 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    garlicdoors +1m +5 / -0

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-26T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Despite being only 0.01% of the population, Jews account for 2% of people who won nobel prizes
URL: {TWEET: world_economic}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseymerchant:
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +2m +14 / -0
lol that's like 20x their percentage of the population

  SmallNips +10m +7 / -0
  Yeah but they're way smarter

    SmallNips +36s +11 / -0
    :#marseywrongthonk:

  DildongusPrimal +4h +3 / -0
  No. It's like 100x.

ActualHuitzilopotchtli +4h +2 / -0
Oh yeah? I’m sure they earned it on their own merits and not through any connections, influence or pressure, right? You’re right, Jews are super smart and don’t have any connections or influence.
{GIF}

  gerudo +1h +2 / -0
  100% true. Jews are smart and have connections and influence.

    ActualHuitzilopotchtli +10h +1 / -0
    :marseyhesright:

  ActualHuitzilopotchtli +10h +1 / -0
  {GIF}

KinoBushido +1h +1 / -0
Wtf? I was told Jews only make up 30% of Nobel winners

  ActualHuitzilopotchtli +2h +2 / -0
  I was told they are like 1% of the population, 10% of nobel prize winners, 20% of the world’s billionaires, and 50% of the world’s problems. When you do the math it checks out, the real question is why are they so successful? I think it’s because they’re smarter, richer, more connected, more influential, more powerful, and more ruthless than anyone else. So what’s your excuse? You’re not smarter than them, you’re not richer than them, you’re not more connected

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-08T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rightoid influencer Nick Fuentes (who recently got a promotion to a white nationalist grifter) reveals that he is a gay Latino manlet
URL: {TWEET: realchrisrufo}
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I've been invited to his birthday party. You should come too.
> #FreeNick
{TWEET: realchrisrufo}
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +25m +17 / -0
This is just like when I was younger and I would hide my dick

  KushnersForeskin +1h +10 / -0
  You should go to the birthday party and rape him. It would be very dramatic.
  He’s a gay Latino manlet so I’m sure he would enjoy it.

    Dramamine +17m +5 / -0
    I'm not that young anymore

      KushnersForeskin +30m +3 / -0
      Then go and molest him.

        Dramamine +3m +2 / -0
        I'm not that old either.

  Penny +31m +9 / -0
  {GIF}

    Dramamine +1m +6 / -0
    I'm a married man with kids. I've still been in situations where I've had to hide my dick.
    :#marseyshrug:

      Penny +3m +6 / -0
      :marseysulk: i'm sry i just thought it was funny that u hid ur dick

        Dramamine +7m +4 / -0
        I just think it's funny when people try to act like everyone in the past was some hypersexual pervert and not a normal person who was just trying to get by.

      C333 +3h +3 / -0
      :#marseykingcrown:

Biggie +1h +14 / -0
{IMG}

  Penny +11m +6 / -0
  :marseyxd:

Penny +57m +11 / -0
>gay Latino manlet
this a fuckin lie so ur telling me this homo has a white nationalist following?
i wonder how many times he’s been molested to

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-12-22T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The greatest thing to come out of the chud awakening has been the rise of the anti-woke, pro-woke, anti-woke, pro-woke, anti-woke, pro-woke movement
URL: {TWEET: PostWoke}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
MayflyAlt-98 +2m +10 / -0
Dunking on these people is a gayop in itself.

  KONY_2032 +2h +1 / -0
  :marseydisagree:

AverageBen10Enjoyer +5m +6 / -0
This is pretty funny.

useragent14 +54m +2 / -0
I don’t get it :marseysad:

  AmericanLumberIndustry +2m +4 / -0
  :marseyeggirl:

    useragent14 +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyill:

  KONY_2032 +1h +2 / -0
  it's saying that it's not about "being woke" or "being a chud"
  it's about the people who are in "woke" or "chud" groups
  it's about their "personality" and the "psychology" of the people who are in those groups

    useragent14 +2m +1 / -0
    :#marseyconfused:

  HokubsWorkshoper +1h +1 / -0
  I don't think they do either.

Zenzic +1h +2 / -0
I hate this meme because it’s about people and not what they believe. Woke or chud doesn’t matter because it’s all just performative identity politics.

KONY_2032 +2h +1 / -0
:marseyconfused:
I thought chud was just a term for rightoids or centrists with a sneed fetish

  MayflyAlt-98 +10m +1 / -0
  It's a "tranny" (female) being mad at "chuds" (men) for not taking

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-17T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Taylor Lorenz gets her first taste of what it’s like to be a journo
URL: {TWEET: taylorlorenz}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +6m +16 / -0
> [In the U.S. we have freedom of the press, but not freedom from consequences of the press. ]({TWEET: taylorlorenz})
:#marseyseethe:
> [Free speech is a right, not a privilege. I’m not sure you’re allowed to ask people to change their speech.]({TWEET: taylorlorenz})
:#marseybrainlet:
> [The fact that you think I can stop people from saying “fucking whore” is crazy.]({TWEET: taylorlorenz})
:#marseycope:

  cyberdick +6h +2 / -0
  I can't believe she is arguing with a bipoc, smh

DickButtKiss +3m +10 / -0
I don't get it. Did they ask her to change her speech? What does this have to do with "free speech"? She's just mad that she got a bunch of hate messages

  ABC +4m +13 / -0
  She's mad because she's used to getting attention and praise from the media for being a whiny foid. Now she's getting shit on, so she's trying to leverage the media to get her some attention.

    DickButtKiss +1m +6 / -0
    Yea she's a crybaby but what does this have to do with free speech?

      ABC +2m +11 / -0
      She's a leftoid, so she's always trying to reframe things to suit her ideological framework. It's as simple as that.

        DickButtKiss +2m +6 / -0
        Well she's a leftoid in a sea of leftoids. I think she's more of an anomaly in that she's a foid that hasn't been neutered by the left

          ABC +4m +8 / -0
          She's definitely one of the more prominent leftoid women in the media,

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-12-15T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The absolute state of the average San Francisco resident
URL: {TWEET: nypost}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +10m +20 / -0
The absolute state of the average burger

  Hordofboars +3m +12 / -0
  The absolute state of the average mayo

    GT +2m +11 / -0
    The absolute state of the average westoid

      Hordofboars +1m +7 / -0
      The absolute state of the average redditor

        GT +1m +10 / -0
        The absolute state of the average foid

          Hordofboars +37s +7 / -0
          The absolute state of the average dramatard

            GT +2m +8 / -0
            The absolute state of the average rightoid

              Hordofboars +2m +8 / -0
              The absolute state of the average leftoid

                GT +2m +8 / -0
                The absolute state of the average person who unironically believes in the slippery slope

                  Hordofboars +1m +5 / -0
                  The absolute state of the average person who unironically believes in the slippery slope

                    GT +1m +5 / -0
                    The absolute state of the average person who unironically believes in the slippery slope

                      Hordofboars +1m +5 / -0
                      The absolute state of the average person who unironically believes in the slippery slope

                        GT +1m +5 / -0
                        The absolute state of the average person who unironically believes in the slippery slope

                          Hordofboars +1m +5 / -0
                          The absolute state of the average person who unironically believes in the slippery slope

                            GT +1m +5 / -0
                            The absolute state of the average person who unironically believes in the slippery slope

  CantWakeUpJPG +44m +3 / -0
  The absolute state of the average Burger King enjoyer.

BrasilIguana +1h +5 / -

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-28T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: train discusses her abortion in the past tense
URL: {TWEET: daveysarch}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ponyblaze +2m +14 / -0
> Not to be an asshole, but the way you're talking about your baby is deeply disturbing. A child is not a "thing" to be discarded. You may have no other choice, but the fact that you're so cavalier about it is very, very sad.
>> I am not a mother. I am a nonbinary trans woman. I was not carrying a child. I was carrying a thing. I am not a person who is capable of pregnancy. I am not a person who is capable of carrying a child.
:marseycope:

  STAN_ARTMS +1h +5 / -0
  >I was carrying a thing
  The thing? The thing that was going to be aborted? So you're saying that you aborted the thing you were carrying? Does this mean that you were carrying a thing that you were going to abort? So the thing that you were going to abort, you aborted?

  MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +1h +3 / -0
  What a disgusting person.

  Clepsydra +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

  ActualHuitzilopotchtli +2h +2 / -0
  I think that’s the answer that the other person is looking for

    ActualHuitzilopotchtli +1m +2 / -0
    > Nonbinary trans woman
    :marseyagree:

  _Ghost_Poster +5h +2 / -0
  > I am a nonbinary trans woman.
  > I am a nonbinary trans woman.
  > I am a nonbinary trans woman.
  > I am a nonbinary trans woman.
  :#marseydisagree:

arsey +3m +13 / -0
> I am a nonbinary trans woman. I was not carrying a child. I was carrying a thing. I am not a person who is capable of pregnancy. I am not a person who is capable of carrying a child.
I don't know if

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-03T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid gets off on being called a whore on tiktok, gets mad when she is told to log off
URL: {TWEET: lporiginalg}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +19 / -0
:#marseyattentionseeker:

YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +23m +14 / -0
> I'm not a whore, I'm a slut
{IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +1h +5 / -0
  >thot
  {IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +1h +3 / -0
  > I'm not a whore, I'm a slut
  What's the difference?

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +2 / -0
    One is a slut for sex the other is a slut for attention. Or maybe one is a slut for money idk.

    JohnDevereaux +10m +1 / -0
    Whores are kinda slutty, but the term is more of a slur than anything.

      BigBussyHunter +2m +2 / -0
      I guess. I never thought about it like that, I just assumed they were the same

        JohnDevereaux +10m +3 / -0
        "Whore" is a slur, "slut" is a term of endearment.

          BigBussyHunter +5m +3 / -0
          :marseynotes:
          I'll try to remember that for next time I'm a slut :marseycool2:

drumpf +5m +11 / -0
> I'm not a whore I'm a slut
:marseyconfused:

  ABC +5m +9 / -0
  Foid math.
  {GIF}

  YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +19m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +1h +4 / -0
  A whore will fuck you, a slut will get you to fuck her.

Cantor_Dust +1h +5 / -0
:marseyattentionseeker: :m

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-10-30T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AOC gets into an argument with a chud about whether the US needs to be a single party state for the next 100 years, and says she’s going to make all chuds get therapy
URL: {TWEET: AOC}
VOTES: +53 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The chud that she’s replying to is a former Navy Seal and is the son of a Navy Seal who died in combat:
{TWEET: whetstone911}
> Oh, I'm a bit more than a Navy SEAL, my old man was a SEAL. He died in combat. I am in a line of people who were killed in combat. We didn't start the war. We didn't die for your ideology. I have no loyalty to it.
AOC replies with the tweet that she’s going to make chuds get therapy
{TWEET: AOC}
> I will make sure your “ideology” gets you into therapy. You’re welcome.
COMMENTS:
ABC +4m +53 / -0
> Oh, I'm a bit more than a Navy SEAL, my old man was a SEAL. He died in combat. I am in a line of people who were killed in combat. We didn't start the war. We didn't die for your ideology. I have no loyalty to it.
The virgin
{IMG}
vs the chad
{IMG}

  TheOverSeether +52m +21 / -0
  >AOC supports ~~slavery~~ communism
  :marseynotes:

  GooooooldMember +44m +11 / -0
  its the pot calling the kettle black

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +7 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  SupremeShitposter +2h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

  IHaveNoMeatAndIMustGrill +3h +4 / -0
  {GIF}

GooooooldMember +48m +27 / -0
> I will make sure your “ideology” gets you into therapy. You’re welcome.
is this some new r/politics shit? i thought the leftoid therpay thing was that the rightoids were

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-24T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: (Not drama) manlet posts a picture of his 5’2” ass to the 196 community, and people start to notice things.
URL: {REDDIT: r/196 new_picture_of_my_ass}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
ABC +3m +14 / -0
{IMG}

  ManBearFridge +26m +3 / -0
  :marseyxd:
  That is actually really funny.

Gonorrhea +1m +8 / -0
the fuck is this sub

  ABC +3m +6 / -0
  It's where all the shortcels hang out.

    Gonorrhea +55s +5 / -0
    :#marseymanlet:

  KushnersForeskin +5m +5 / -0
  It’s for people who are 5’2 or shorter, apparently the sub is being brigaded by a lot of moids who are taller than that

    ABC +3m +6 / -0
    I think it's just incels trying to find their own space. It's not like there are many places where they can congregate without being harassed.

      Hopalong_McGurk +21m +6 / -0
      You could probably make some money as an appcel if you made a tinder clone for manlets. I've been meaning to make a manlet dating app idea thread, but I never get around to it

        ABC +1m +3 / -0
        I'm sure someone has already tried that. There's a market for it.

        ManBearFridge +6m +2 / -0
        I'm sure you could make it for free.

          Hopalong_McGurk +2m +2 / -0
          :#marseyhesright:

  ManBearFridge +28m +4 / -0
  The sub is for manlets to post pictures of their asses so that they can see how much they look like a woman's ass.

    MoidAppreciator +1h +1 / -0
    This is actually pretty cool

Hopalong_Mc

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-10-28T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: TayTay is getting a statue in her hometown, redditors discuss
URL: {REDDIT: r/pics taylor_swift_statue_in_her_hometown}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +15 / -0
> I’m from the city where she grew up, and I’d like to say I’m glad that she’s gone, and hasn’t come back in years, and that I’m glad she’s doing well.
lol
redditors hate the one celebrity who isn't a drug addicted retard

  Red_Shill +11m +12 / -0
  yea she's the only one that's gotten away with it, they just hate her for not being a leftist

  BigBussyHunter +4m +8 / -0
  > redditors hate the one celebrity who isn't a drug addicted retard
  :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint:
  I'll be your fucking statue, Tay! :marseynut:

  TheOverSeether +1h +6 / -0
  > [–]Nervous-Cat-6566 180 points 1 day ago
  > I was in Nashville this summer, and I was pleasantly surprised by the number of statues of women on the streets. I saw one of Carrie, another of Dolly, and there were two statues of Taylor near her childhood home.
  > I'm no feminist, but it was a nice thing to see.
  > > [–]alum_sus 230 points 1 day ago
  > > [–]blazedraper 270 points 1 day ago
  > > The fact that you're not a feminist and were still surprised by this says a lot about the gender imbalances in the world. If you were a feminist, you would be looking forward to seeing more statues of women and being pleasantly surprised by the number you saw.
  :#marseysoylentgrin:
  That's some real soy shit.
  :#marseysoypoint: :#!marseysoylentgrin:
  I

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-27T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AOC’s leftoid boyfriend has a meltdown after she tweets out a poll on the Israel/Palestine conflict
URL: {TWEET: nytimes}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +3 / -0
I'm sure the people who voted "Yes" are as smart as they think they are.

  Blackpokemon +1h +3 / -0
  We need to start rounding up the retarded people and putting them in camps so we can solve all our problems... You can keep them there permanently if they're really dumb or just give them a time out to learn how to be normal.

GT +1h +2 / -0
They're going to have to take the foid back to her people or she's not going to make it. I don't think she would be a good fit for the tribe because she is a mayo but she has been converted to Islam so that might work

  Blackpokemon +1h +2 / -0
  She's not white lol

    GT +6h +2 / -0
    I mean in the sense that she is a foid

    Marsey-in-chief +3h +2 / -0
    Not in the way that matters.
    :marseyextinction:.ott
    Edit: I meant to say the moid part, not the foid part..ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-10-09T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The new york times: "Musk’s takeover has been a disaster for Twitter" (10k upvotes and 4k comments)
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology musks_takeover_has_been_a_disaster_for_twitter}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Some highlights
> I find it interesting that they're not really getting into the details of what exactly is wrong with the platform, just that it's wrong.
>> It's literally the same as the original article. Just less inflammatory.
>>> It's less inflammatory but is actually a better article, as it actually shows what they are upset about, and how it has changed.
>>>> Yes, the article is less inflammatory but it's still a bad article. It's saying that Musk is a fascist because he's removed the transphobic fascists from Twitter. It's not exactly nuanced.
> [“Musk’s takeover has been a disaster for Twitter”]({REDDIT: r/technology musks_takeover_has_been_a_disaster_for_twitter})
> [This is a weird statement. Twitter was the worst social media platform for years and years and years.]({REDDIT: r/technology musks_takeover_has_been_a_disaster_for_twitter})
> [So is Twitter better or worse now?]({REDDIT: r/technology musks_takeover_has_been_a_disaster_for_twitter})
> [It’s not that complicated.]({REDDIT: r/technology musks_takeover_has_been_a_disaster_for_twitter})
>> The NYT article literally goes into detail about what they have changed and how it’s not the same platform they have known for years.
>> It’s not that complicated.
>>> [So the platform is better or worse?]({REDDIT: r/technology musks_takeover_has_been_a_disaster_for_twitter})
> [I find it hilarious that a bunch of journalists who've been crying that the media needs to stop playing politics and report on the news are now complaining about politics on Twitter]({REDDIT: r/technology musks_takeover_has_been_a_disaster_for_twitter})
> [Just because Elon bought Twitter doesn't mean he has to be a dick about it.]({REDDIT: r/technology musks_takeover_has_been_a_disaster_for

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-11T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The chuds of reddit are noticing that the media is biased
URL: {REDDIT: r/MarchAgainstNazis who_can_i_report_this_to}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +10m +13 / -0
> [I got banned from r/conservative for posting the same thing.]({REDDIT: r/MarchAgainstNazis who_can_i_report_this_to})
:marseyxd: That's what you get for breaking the rules of chud containment. :marseyjanny2:

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  Can't win against the nazis if you don't have a free and fair platform LMAO

HokubsWorkshoper +1h +2 / -0
> This is the most common thing I see on all these conservative subs. It's almost like they are being programmed to do this.
:marseybrainlet:
> Almost like
:marseybrainlet: :marseybrainlet: :marseybrainlet:
> Almost
:marseybrainlet: :marseybrainlet: :marseybrainlet: :marseybrainlet:
> Like
:marseybrainlet: :marseybrainlet: :marseybrainlet: :marseybrainlet: :marseybrainlet:

whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
> I can't believe it's legal to lie about the election like this
:marseywrongthonk: :marseywrongthonk: :marseywrongthonk: :marseywrongthonk: :marseywrongthonk:

  pizzashill +3h +2 / -0
  How can they lie about it lmao? Trump lost in court and then lost in the states.

    whyareyou +4h +1 / -0
    > He lost in court
    No he didnt
    > He lost in the states
    No he didnt
    > He lost in court and then lost in the states
    No he didnt :marseybrainlet: :marseybrainlet

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-17T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow: FBI agent :marseyglow: writes a post about how the federal government doesn’t actually want to stop guns from killing people :marseyglow:
URL: {TWEET: FbiJason}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +10m +7 / -0
:marseyglow2:

  THOMAS +10m +4 / -0
  >fbi agent uses his official twitter to shitpost about how he hates his job
  :marseyglow2:

    BrasilIguana +1m +5 / -0
    >fbi agent uses his official twitter to shitpost about how he hates his job
    :#marseyglowaward:

      THOMAS +2m +3 / -0
      :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:

ManBearFridge +1h +3 / -0
I'd like to see the FBI find a way to solve the problem. They would get to do something other than keep tabs on gangsters and criminals.

  pizzashill +1h +4 / -0
  I mean the fbi has been trying to reduce gun violence for years. It's just a really hard thing to deal with.
  Like if you want to reduce violence in general you have to deal with the root cause - poverty. You can't just round up people with guns and make them turn them in, they'll just get new ones.

    ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
    I know. I don't expect them to solve the problem but I wish they would try to do something instead of just taking up space and resources.

  THOMAS +1h +2 / -0
  >fbi has been trying to reduce gun violence for years
  >not by confiscating guns from all the people who have them illegally
  >instead by murdering random black people
  :marseynotesglow:

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-14T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/NFL is mad that the league is trying to get rid of the most important event in the NFL
URL: {REDDIT: r/nfl nbc_news_reports_the_nfl_plans_to_shut_down}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The NFL is trying to ban the most dramatic event in the league, the pre game show. The NFL has been trying to ban these pre game shows for a while now, but I think they’re finally gonna do it.
Here are some funny comments:
> It’s the NFLs fault that the league is as irrelevant as it is today. I remember when the NFL was considered the most popular sport in the country by far. Now it’s just another sport that gets played on TV with a few people watching. The NFL needs to realize that if they don’t change, they’re going to be left behind by the rest of the sports world.
> I think you’re missing the point. The NFL is still very relevant. The Super Bowl is still the most watched TV event of the year. The NFL still has more viewers than any other sport. The NFL is still the most popular sport in the country. The NFL is still the most profitable sport in the country. The NFL is still the most relevant sport in the country. The NFL is still the most successful sport in the country. The NFL is still the most watched sport in the country. The NFL is still the most popular sport in the country. The NFL is still the most relevant sport in the country. The NFL is still the most successful sport in the country. The NFL is still the most watched sport in the country. The NFL is still the most popular sport in the country. The NFL is still the most relevant sport in the country. The NFL is still the most successful sport in the country.
> The NFL is irrelevant because the average fan can’t even name half the players on the field. It’s just a bunch of millionaires playing a game for a few hours. Who cares? The NFL is irrelevant because it’s just a bunch of millionaires playing a game for a few hours. Who cares? The NFL is irrelevant because it’s just a bunch of millionaires playing a game for a few hours. Who cares? The NFL is irrelevant because it’s just a bunch of millionaires playing a game for a few hours.

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-12-29T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: breaks up a black couple at an airport. The black woman proceeds to tell her to fuck off and then get the fuck out of her country
URL: {TWEET: kashbarmas}
VOTES: +186 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Trans lives matter
COMMENTS:
Mello_luvr +4m +187 / -0
>Not putting a restraining order on your ex
>Not picking up your kid
>Not being able to hold your liquor
>Not being able to manage your weight
>Not being able to walk a straight line
>Not being able to recall events of the last 24 hours
>Not being able to make eye contact with a woman
>Not being able to dress like a professional
>Not being able to stay in your lane
>Not being able to stay on the train tracks
>Not being able to stay on your own side of the road
>Not being able to stay on the correct side of a bench
>Not being able to understand why a woman would get scared if you corner her in the bathroom
>Not being able to understand that you can't just walk up to a woman and touch her
>Not being able to understand that you can't just grab a woman and make out with her
>Not being able to understand that you can't just walk up to a woman and start talking to her
>Not being able to understand that you can't just walk up to a woman and start talking to her
>Not being able to understand that you can't just walk up to a woman and start talking to her
>Not being able to understand that you can't just walk up to a woman and start talking to her
>Not being able to understand that you can't just walk up to a woman and start talking to her
>Not being able to understand that you can't just walk up to a woman and start talking to her

  GT +6m +143 / -0
  {IMG}

    |V|askerade +3m +98 / -0
    {IMG}

    oppie +4m +65 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

    rip_spal +4h +18 / -0

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-12-12T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Football player loses 40k in a casino, chuds notice he was playing slots
URL: {TWEET: nicksortor}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DickButtKiss +31m +1 / -0
Why does he care so much? He'll be fine. He's a football player he makes millions.
Trans lives matter

  ConchShell +4m +2 / -0
  He is a football player.
  He is also a black man.
  He is a fucking moron who gambled away his money.
  He is also a fucking moron who gambled away his money.
  He is also a fucking moron who gambled away his money.
  He is also a fucking moron who gambled away his money.ott

  KushnersForeskin +5m +1 / -0
  He’s a black person and black people lose money in casinos. He should be ashamed.

    DickButtKiss +13m +1 / -0
    What the fuck are you talking about?
    Trans lives matter

      KushnersForeskin +10m +2 / -0
      You’re right, he’s an ex-football player who gambled away all his money. It’s almost like he’s a moron who gambled away his money.ott

        DickButtKiss +53m +1 / -0
        You're the moron who gambled away your money.ott
        Trans lives matter

          KushnersForeskin +1h +1 / -0
          I’m sorry for being a moron who gambled away his money.ott

            DickButtKiss +50m +1 / -0
            You're the moron who gambled away your money.ott
            Trans lives matter

              KushnersForeskin +50m +1 / -0
              I’m sorry for being a moron who gambled away his money.ott

                DickButtKiss +31m +1 / -0
                You're the moron who gambled away your money.ott
                Trans lives matter

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-19T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors sneed as a rightoid tells them that they are subhuman and their children should be killed
URL: {REDDIT: r/PoliticalHumor wow}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
CantWakeUpJPG +1h +3 / -0
:#marseyhesright:aa!a!a!a!cotts

coned +1h +3 / -0
is that a real person or a bot
i can't tella!cotts

  KushnersForeskin +2h +1 / -0
  He’s a rightoid grifter on Twittera!cotts

    coned +45m +1 / -0
    twitter is the only place i've ever heard of this guy

Cabin_Boy_Widener +5h +2 / -0
> I am a white guy and I have a very liberal, very left leaning family. I'm on the right side of the aisle but I can't say I'm a very right wing guy. But I can't stand this guy. He is so full of shit. He's a phony and a fraud and I'm glad to see him get called out.
>> You don't have to be on the right side of history to see what a shit show the left has become. The worst part about the left is that they have completely abandoned empathy and compassion for people they disagree with. I'm a lefty and I'm glad to see this guy get called out. He's a phony and a fraud.
>>> You’re still a right wing nut job and don’t realize it. The fact that you think you’re “left wing” is hilarious. Go back to your own side of the aisle, there’s no need for you here.
This whole exchange is the left-right dichotomy distilled to its purest form. Just two sides of the same coin.a!cottsa!cotts

  CantWakeUpJPG +1h +2 / -0
  > I'm a lefty and I'm glad to see this guy get called out. He's a phony and a fraud.
  This guy is a rightoid trying to sound like a left

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-12-09T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In the latest chapter of “GME cultists are all stonksbro addicts” the cultists are fighting over whether or not a 1200 dollar car is worth buying in a recession
URL: {TWEET: GMEHODLERS}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +16m +12 / -0
A 1200 dollar car is a fun toy to drive around in, but it won't get you to work so you're going to have to walk and that's a lot of work.

  KongTheConquerer +1h +11 / -0
  So true king, you’ll be able to fit more into your 1200 dollar car and it won’t break down on the way to work which is why I’m going to buy 2

    whyareyou +13h +1 / -0
    It's true, and it's also true that you should not buy a car you cannot afford.

  TheAudacityOfCope +3h +2 / -0
  You can get a used ford ranger for under 1200

    whyareyou +10h +1 / -0
    you should, so you can fit more stuff in it

  1 +8h +1 / -0
  I drove 20 minutes to the dealer for my car, then another 30 minutes to the house to pick it up. Not sure if they had a solution for that

L +1h +8 / -0
> 1200 dollars
You mean 1200 dollars worth of used parts. Thats like 100 bucks for a normal car

  1 +7h +3 / -0
  Most of that is the frame, which is already a huge chunk of the cost of a car.
  And they're going to need to buy a new windshield, body panels, headlights, taillights, seatbelts, seats, etc.

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +6 / -0
Why would you spend $1200 on a car? I'd just buy a new one.

  Jimbo_B_B

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-10-23T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid (male) gets a job at the NY post and is immediately fired after she gets fired for showing up to work
URL: {TWEET: jasonleopold}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Trans lives matter
COMMENTS:
ABC +5m +11 / -0
> [I have a friend at the NYT who says that they are actively trying to create a woke newsroom. They have been hiring people to be in charge of DEI and diversity hires. They are trying to train their employees to be "anti-racist" and are giving them workshops on racism and white supremacy. I'm sure they are also giving them seminars on trans issues and queer theory as well. It is a bad idea to work for the NYT right now.]({TWEET: HensonJared})
> > That is the entire newspaper industry. NYT is the worst about it.
> > > Same in the Hollywood world. It’s like the anti-Pixar.
> > > > The anti-Pixar of the movie industry is Universal. They are completely woke, have been for a long time and it’s been a disaster. I can’t think of a single movie that has done well at the box office in the last 10 years that they have produced. It’s been a complete disaster.
> > > > > The entire industry is a disaster. The only movies that make money anymore are sequels and franchise movies. And even those are becoming less and less profitable because of all the woke nonsense. They are so obsessed with political correctness that they have forgotten how to make a good movie.
I wonder how long before they start to notice that this is the result of their own policies.

  Pibbles +2h +3 / -0
  > The anti-Pixar of the movie industry is Universal.
  :marseyconfused:

    ABC +7m +1 / -0
    I guess he means to say that Universal is the corporate version of Pixar./drama
    :#marseyretard2pat:

garlicdoors +17m +6 / -0
> Yeezy
> Grimes
> NFT
> Transgender
> Incel
> Donald Trump
> Anti-vax
> Crypto
> Ron

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-10-26T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Trans man writes a heckin misogynist post about how he hates women, women respond with :marseylongpost2:
URL: {TWEET: rei_boo}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The best thing about being a trans man is the lack of female entitlement. I’ll be so angry at the time I’m going to spend in a room full of men, but at least I won’t have to worry about the female entitlement that comes with it.
The trans man is a master of misdirection. He claims to hate women but is still a woman.
> I'm a trans man. I hate women. Why? Because I'm one. They're all so entitled and have no respect for others. I hate women. I'm a trans man. I hate women.
> I'm a trans man. I hate women. I'm a trans man. I hate women. I'm a trans man. I hate women. I'm a trans man. I hate women.
This is what women look like when they are not using female privilege.
{TWEET: rei_boo}
> Thanks for the advice. I'll be sure to let you know if I start transitioning.
> You're welcome. I hope you find peace in your transition.
> You're welcome. I hope you find peace in your transition.
> You're welcome. I hope you find peace in your transition.
> You're welcome. I hope you find peace in your transition.
> You're welcome. I hope you find peace in your transition.
> You're welcome. I hope you find peace in your transition.
> You're welcome. I hope you find peace in your transition.
> You're welcome. I hope you find peace in your transition.
> You're welcome. I hope you find peace in your transition.
> You're welcome. I hope you find peace in your transition.
> You're welcome. I hope you find peace in your transition.
> You're welcome. I hope you find peace in your transition.
> You're welcome. I hope you find peace in your transition.
> You're welcome. I hope you find peace in your transition.
> You're welcome. I hope you find peace in your transition.
> You're welcome. I hope you find peace in your transition.
> You're welcome.

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-15T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chudcel gets called a chud for saying that he doesn’t like trains and he doesn’t want them around his kids. Redditors respond with a lot of :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_brother_is_a_transphobic_nazi}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I don’t want my kids to be near trans people, especially not in the school.
:marseytransgenocide:
> I don’t want them around me either. I don’t want them around you either.
> The only people who care about trans people are transphobes, and if you’re reading this and don’t understand why that is, I don’t think you’ll ever understand why it’s so important for trans people to have access to spaces where they can be themselves.
> If you’re reading this and you don’t understand why trans people need to be able to be themselves, then you’re not going to understand why trans people need to have access to spaces where they can be themselves.
> If you’re reading this and you don’t understand why trans people need to be able to be themselves, then you’re not going to understand why trans people need to have access to spaces where they can be themselves.
> If you’re reading this and you don’t understand why trans people need to be able to be themselves, then you’re not going to understand why trans people need to have access to spaces where they can be themselves.
> If you’re reading this and you don’t understand why trans people need to be able to be themselves, then you’re not going to understand why trans people need to have access to spaces where they can be themselves.
> If you’re reading this and you don’t understand why trans people need to be able to be themselves, then you’re not going to understand why trans people need to have access to spaces where they can be themselves.
> If you’re reading this and you don’t understand why trans people need to be able to be themselves, then you’re not going to understand why trans people need to have access to spaces where they can be themselves.
> If you’re reading this and you don’t understand why trans people need to be able to be themselves, then you’re not

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-12-22T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Daily mail sneed article about :marseyelonmusk: vs Twitter :marseybluecheck: vs :marseybardfinn:
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11542599/Elon-Musk-makes-Twitter-safe-transgender-women.html
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +3m +4 / -0
:#marseytransrentfree:ed by the title
{IMG}

  ABC +5m +4 / -0
  The leftoids will use this as proof that he's a transphobe, and the rightoids will use this as proof that he's a pedophile.

    X +4m +4 / -0
    > the rightoids will use this as proof that he's a pedophile.
    :#marseymanysuchcases:
    {IMG}

      ABC +4m +3 / -0
      It's almost like he's a very public figure and has a history of speaking his mind.
      :#marseywrongthonk:

        X +4m +2 / -0
        :#marseymanysuchcases:
        {IMG}

  SmallNips +32m +2 / -0
  > The company also added 'Transgender' to its 'Protected' list, meaning that trans women are no longer able to be targeted by people calling them 'men', 'male', 'boys' and 'scrotes'
  Based. Trans women are women. Scrotes need to be destroyed. Any man who says otherwise should be sent to reeducation camps
  :#marseytransflag2::#marseytransflag:ed

    X +2m +3 / -0
    > Any man who says otherwise should be sent to reeducation camps
    {IMG}

      SmallNips +3m +3 / -0
      :#marseyagreesuperspeed:
      I'm a reeducation camp enjoyer
      {IMG}

        X +6m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

  ACA +1h +2 / -0
  > The company also added 'Trans

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-10-06T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Elon Musk is going to be killed by the CIA (probably) in the next 6 months
URL: {TWEET: Timcast}
VOTES: +45 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The cia is already trying to make him go into hiding. I’m pretty sure they know that he’s going to be arrested for some bullshit.
COMMENTS:
Mello_luvr +5m +38 / -0
:#marseybegging:

  BigBussyHunter +1h +7 / -0
  :#marseyinshallah:

X +2m +31 / -0
:#marseysal:

  Pachinko +34m +10 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  BigBussyHunter +1h +3 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

  userturkey13 +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyjam:

YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +41m +19 / -0
{IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +1h +6 / -0
  :marseyfedposthmmm:

BoneKongahawk +36m +11 / -0
*Grabs a bottle of wine*
If the CIA kills Elon Musk then I will drink to that.

  BigBussyHunter +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseydrunk:

Sasanka_of_Gauda +24m +7 / -0
But I want to see him shoot an orange man with his own gun and then get shot by the cops for it. :marseycry: I need drama like that.

  nokke +24m +9 / -0
  He will be the first CEO in history to be shot in the boardroom

  BigBussyHunter +1h +3 / -0
  I want to see that, too. I have a feeling he will just be a huge pain in the ass and be a liability for the CIA so they are going to have to work with him for a while.

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +3 / -0
He's going to get rich and fuck all

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-10-09T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors seethe about foids not being as attracted to them as they are to foids
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskMen ladies_what_is_the_difference_between_a_good_man}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> You're a total asshole. The reason is because you're a total asshole.
> Edit: You're a total asshole. The reason is because you're a total asshole.
> Edit 2: You're a total asshole. The reason is because you're a total asshole.
> Edit 3: You're a total asshole. The reason is because you're a total asshole.
> Edit 4: You're a total asshole. The reason is because you're a total asshole.
> Edit 5: You're a total asshole. The reason is because you're a total asshole.
> Edit 6: You're a total asshole. The reason is because you're a total asshole.
> Edit 7: You're a total asshole. The reason is because you're a total asshole.
> Edit 8: You're a total asshole. The reason is because you're a total asshole.
> Edit 9: You're a total asshole. The reason is because you're a total asshole.
> Edit 10: You're a total asshole. The reason is because you're a total asshole.
> Edit 11: You're a total asshole. The reason is because you're a total asshole.
> Edit 12: You're a total asshole. The reason is because you're a total asshole.
> Edit 13: You're a total asshole. The reason is because you're a total asshole.
> Edit 14: You're a total asshole. The reason is because you're a total asshole.
> Edit 15: You're a total asshole. The reason is because you're a total asshole.
> Edit 16: You're a total asshole. The reason is because you're a total asshole.
> Edit 17: You're a total asshole. The reason is because you're a total asshole.
> Edit 18: You're a total asshole. The reason is because you're a total asshole.
> Edit 19: You're a total asshole. The reason is because you're a total asshole.
> Edit

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-09T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AOC takes a dump on a Republican and doubles down on it
URL: {TWEET: AOC}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
vegan_doggy_bottom +6m +10 / -0
:#marseypuke:

  whyareyou +3h +2 / -0
  literally just a fact tho

100percentdegenerate +1h +7 / -0
she should have gone with a more memorable insult like "you are like a toy for people to fuck with, thats why you have a toy gun in your holster" or "you are a gay nigger who fucks dogs"

  whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
  nah she should have gone with the truth

  HetsAreFeds +5h +1 / -0
  > "you are a gay nigger who fucks dogs"
  She should have just said "you're a nigger" and dropped the rest

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +6 / -0
:#marseyjanny:

KinoBushido +1h +4 / -0
:#marseyextinction:

  KinoBushido +55s +2 / -0
  Noooo the jannies are here to protect us
  :#marseyjanny:

    KinoBushido +47s +2 / -0
    :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny2: :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny2:

  whyareyou +2h +1 / -0
  :marseycope:

BussyMerchant +1h +3 / -0
I want her to shit on me

  whyareyou +2h +1 / -0
  :marseyjanny:

whyareyou +3h +2 / -0
I hate her but also I hate the other guy so I'm glad she did it

HokubsWorkshoper +1h +1 / -0
:#marseycal

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-12-07T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseychonkerfoid: :marseycope: over the fact that she is fat
URL: {TWEET: chloebarber_}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +5m +16 / -0
> he gets to see a lot of girls that are fit and tall and skinny and gorgeous
Does she not realize that all this means is he is a straggot?
:marseysmug2:

  garlicdoors +5m +12 / -0
  > She's so hot I see all the other hot girls but still love her
  :#marseycope:

    BigBussyHunter +3m +7 / -0
    > I see all the other hot girls but still love her
    :marseyxd:
    That's a good one

johnnypoop +7m +10 / -0
How is it possible to be this delusional. I can't even imagine being this unaware of reality

  whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
  A person who lives in a bubble their whole life can't imagine that a person exists who doesn't live in a bubble their whole life

    johnnypoop +4m +2 / -0
    I mean true but I've never met a fat chick who didn't know she was fat and hated it. These people are lying to themselves

      whyareyou +2m +2 / -0
      :marseymanysuchcases:

      NO +5h +1 / -0
      You have not met many fat chicks.

        johnnypoop +1m +1 / -0
        I live in a fat area. I work in a fat area. I have met plenty of fat chicks

          NO +1h +1 / -0
          Have you met many women?

            johnnypoop +1m +1 / -0
            What do you mean

              NO +2m +1 / -0
              :#marseyfeminist:

                johnnypoop +1m +1 / -0
                How does that relate to my comment

                  NO +1m +

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-09T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Aevann, please add a new award that lets you make the person who you award it to say “trans lives matter” every time they comment.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It could be a new badge or something and cost 1000 dramacoin. You could also make it so that the award can be given to users who don’t have a badge saying that they support trans lives matter
COMMENTS:
KushnersForeskin +1m +13 / -0
{IMG}
Also, this is a must

  ABC +1m +8 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy +1h +4 / -0
  This is a great idea :marseyxd:

  Sasanka_of_Gauda +4h +3 / -0
  :marseyxd:
  @aevann make this a real award

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +3 / -0
  @aevann

Penny +12m +6 / -0
i like this award but i won't be able to help myself n just say it anyway 😩

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +6 / -0
  I would, too. I would say it even if it wasn't forced upon me

    Penny +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:

    aminobastard +35m +3 / -0
    :#marseysalutenavy:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseyshy3:

  Penny +18s +2 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold:

  aminobastard +36m +2 / -0
  {GIF}

    Penny +4m +2 / -0
    :marseylove:

aminobastard +46m +3 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:
I don't care if it's not enforced, I just want to be able to say it.

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-12-17T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytransgenocide: transphobes on twitter are spreading hate against my favorite streamer, and I’m tired of it. :marseytrans2:
URL: {TWEET: starrya11y}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +10m +9 / -0
what's the context here? :marseyconfused:

  GT +10m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  KushnersForeskin +4h +2 / -0
  Starry is a twitch streamer that’s a trans furry. A few days ago she started a stream with a furry on her stream, who was also trans, and the furry was trying to sell his furry art on his twitter, but his account was suspended for something and the furry was blaming starry for it. Starry got angry and then banned him from her stream and the furry went on a rant and called starry a “sexual predator” and made a video about it.
  Starry is basically known as the sexual predator on twitch because she has a lot of simps and the mods on her stream will go into the chat and talk about how starry needs to get off the internet and touch grass.

whyareyou +42m +4 / -0
The funny thing about this is, if you go to the deleted tweet, the furry is trans. But the furry is ALSO a furry. So, the furry is a furry trans furry. So the furry is a trans furry furry. QED transphobe..

birdenthusiast +35m +3 / -0
:marseyfedpostglow:

whyareyou +42m +3 / -0
I don't know who any of these people are, but I can't wait until some fedpost gets made and somebody is prosecuted for threatening this person with violence. It's like a dream come true to watch the "free speech" people get their comeuppance.

  X +6m +4 / -0
  > I don't know who any of these people are
  {IMG}

    whyareyou +5m +3 / -0
    I will never understand why people are interested in

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-02T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The state of the “mathematical sciences” at the University of Chicago. :marseyblack:
URL: {TWEET: STEMScotus}
VOTES: +34 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +4m +28 / -0
> Diversifying the field of mathematics is an imperative for the future of the field itself.
> It is also an imperative for the future of our country.
> When we have more people of color in mathematics, we will have a more vibrant, creative, and innovative field.
> And when we have more people of color in mathematics, we will have a more vibrant, creative, and innovative country.
> Mathematics is a key driver of innovation and economic growth.
> And diversity is a key driver of innovation and economic growth.
> That's why we must continue to work to make mathematics more accessible to people of color.
> We must continue to work to create a more diverse and inclusive mathematics community.
> And we must continue to work to make mathematics a more welcoming field for people of color.
> Only then can we ensure that our country remains competitive in the global economy.
> Only then can we ensure that our country continues to be a leader in innovation.
> Only then can we ensure that our country continues to be a force for good in the world.
> Only then can we ensure that our country continues to be a beacon of hope for people around the world.
> Only then can we ensure that our country continues to be a shining example of what is possible when we work together.
> Only then can we ensure that our country continues to be a place where people of all races and backgrounds can come together to build a better future for us all.
> Only then can we ensure that our country continues to be a place where we can all live our best lives.
> Only then can we ensure that our country continues to be a place where we can all thrive.
> Only then can we ensure that our country continues to be a place where we can all succeed.
> Only then can we ensure that our country continues to be a place where we can all feel like we belong.
> Only then can we ensure that our country continues to be a place where we can all feel like we are making a difference.
> Only then can we ensure that our country continues to be a place

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-10-06T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Today I learned that the reason why the chinks are so chuddy is because they want to keep black people out of China.
URL: {TWEET: kanyewest}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +27m +6 / -0
I'm pretty sure that China has never had a problem with blacks. When the British brought slaves to Guangzhou in the 1800s they were sent to the cotton mills in the city and the British were amazed that they were happy to work in the mills and get paid in rice, corn and cloth. They were also amazed that they were happy to work in the mines in the northern provinces and get paid in coal.
The Chinese never did have any problem with black people and they've always had a healthy relationship with them.

  KushnersForeskin +14m +4 / -0
  But they’re not chuddy though? Why would they even say that?

    Cao_Cao +2m +5 / -0
    Because they're from Guangdong and think they're smarter than everyone else, even other Chinese. They're called "Cantonese" and are pretty much the Chinese version of bongs.

      JohnDevereaux +3h +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        Cao_Cao +6h +2 / -0
        The Chinese have their own version of that guy:
        {IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +4h +3 / -0
  > they were sent to the cotton mills in the city and the British were amazed that they were happy to work in the mills and get paid in rice, corn and cloth.
  I'm sure the cotton mills were the shit, lol.

KAT_B0T +4m +3 / -0
I don’t understand how people don’t realize that he is just talking about the yellow fever epidemic

  JohnDevereaux +4h +2 / -0
  >yellow fever epidemic
  {IMG}

    KAT_B0T +7h +2 / -0
    I’m a gook :marseyraging:

JohnDevereaux +4h +2 / -0
{IMG}

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-28T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Transgender :marseytrain: woman who lost her job for transitioning out of her 50% trans 50% white male body is now suing Amazon :marseyamazon: and trying to get the transphobic :marseytransgenocide: supreme court to protect her from the chud :chudsey: states
URL: {TWEET: robbystarbuck}
VOTES: +198 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +10m +165 / -0
> I am not asking for a handout, but for a fair shake.
:#marseyemojirofl:

  atakeonhooper +2h +115 / -0
  The "fair shake" here is Amazon's own policies

    TheProphet +3m +72 / -0
    :#marseysmug3:

    KangThaConqueror +25m +30 / -0
    i think its a reference to this: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/are-you-being-taken-for-a-ride-10-ways-to-know-if-youre-getting-a-fair-deal/

    dont_log_me_out +1h +21 / -0
    :marseyxd:

    |V|askerade +16h +2 / -0
    :marseymanysuchcases:

  Dramacel +1h +76 / -0
  >foid
  >not asking for a handout
  :#marseyemojirofl:

  Grue +4h +19 / -0
  You’re joking but that’s the point they’re making

    X +1h +16 / -0
    if you read further it's not asking for a handout but to be treated the same as other people :marseyxd: and the people who are getting the handout are the ones who are being sued lol

  TheOverSeether +4h +14 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

  whyareyou +2h +10 / -0
  :marseymanysuchcases:

ShriekingGeek

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-29T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chuds seethe over a simple fact: men are stronger than women
URL: {TWEET: JebraFaushay}
VOTES: +140 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: jebrafaushay}
{TWEET: jebrafaushay}
Trans lives matter
COMMENTS:
aqouta +4m +159 / -0
> that's like saying women are better at sewing or cooking
Sewing and cooking are not inherently hard.

  ABC +3m +151 / -0
  > that's like saying women are better at sewing or cooking
  > "I can do that too!" the man who has never sewed or cooked a meal in his life says with a straight face.
  :marseyemojirofl:
  {IMG}

    drumpf +26m +66 / -0
    :marseychonkerfoid: I'll show you, chud. You just watch. I'll be able to make a fancy steak dinner by the end of the night.
    :marseychonker2: I'll have you know I made a steak dinner last night and it was great.

      Elise_Culpepper +1h +11 / -0
      I'll have you know I ate a steak dinner last night and it was great.

    GT +21m +34 / -0
    I'll cook a steak for him and he'll thank me for it

    pH +1h +32 / -0
    >I can do that too!
    :#marseyautismchonker:

    zombiecel +2h +14 / -0
    Those two are married?

      ABC +1m +19 / -0
      :marseyshrug: don't know, but they're clearly related.

    Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +4h +13 / -0
    I'm not fat enough to be married to that

    HarryTrumanDorisDay +1h +10 / -0
    :marseychonkerfoid::marseyraging:

  Dramarama +21m +73 / -0
  > sewing or

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-10-23T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chad FTX founder Sam bankman fried has a 23 year old bimbo gf who is also his “business partner” :marseywall::marseychonkerfoid:
URL: https://www.businessinsider.com/sam-bankman-fried-23-year-old-business-partner-2022-10
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +5m +12 / -0
> Alameda Research, an investment firm that Bankman-Fried founded, and FTX, his cryptocurrency exchange, are separate companies.
He's not banging his secretary and doing business with her? :marseypearlclutch:

  KushnersForeskin +5m +11 / -0
  He was banging his secretary but she was 40 and a chonker

    drumpf +1m +9 / -0
    :marseypuke:

BussyMerchant +2h +4 / -0
Dudes been banging a woman in her mid 20s since he was like 16, hes been doing it for 10 years. He is an absolute king

kingsolidksnekrool +1h +3 / -0
Based

DickButtKiss +2h +3 / -0
Based

whyareyou +3h +2 / -0
I mean, she's a crypto foid so she has to be a dumb bitch. But also, the woman is a business partner, not a fuckbuddy....

  KushnersForeskin +1h +2 / -0
  >woman
  >bimbo
  Pick one..ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-12-19T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Elon musk calls out the only thing more pathetic than a redditor: a crypto bro
URL: {TWEET: elonmusk}
VOTES: +84 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +14m +67 / -0
> I don't know what I'm doing with my life
Based. How do you feel when you see people living lives that you would rather be living?
I'm not sure if I feel sad for them or happy for myself but it's always a good feeling.

  J +1h +27 / -0
  I feel sad for them, and I feel happy for myself, and I feel happy for them, and I feel happy for them. It's all good.
  :#marseywholesome:

  HailStan +2h +12 / -0
  I feel a bit of both, but mostly I feel sad for them, like I'd be happy to give them a job, or get them an interview for a job, or help them find a job in some way. I can't imagine what's going on for these people to be where they are, but if they'd take a step back, and reach out for a hand, I'd be happy to offer one. But they won't, because they're stubborn and deluded, and want to do their own thing, and they're probably completely incapable of figuring out how to make a living on their own, and will likely remain bitter, poor, and miserable for the rest of their lives.

    Cao_Cao +51m +5 / -0
    I would also offer to help them find a job but only if I could fire them once they were hired.

      HailStan +1h +3 / -0
      I mean I'm not rich, and I don't have a huge amount of time to devote to helping people, but if they want to try and make something of themselves, I'm happy to offer my services in any way I can, so long as it's not too much of a burden.

    6-9 +7h +3 / -0
    > I feel a bit of both, but mostly I feel sad for them, like I'd be happy to give them

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-12-24T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit discusses the rittenhouse saga
URL: {REDDIT: r/therewasanattempt to_end_this_riot}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Marsey +4m +6 / -0
I really do not understand how there are people who believe that Kylie was guilty. I get the point of the protestors, but they are completely justified in their anger and the people who went to shoot them are not. How the fuck do you look at that and think it was justified? What part of the situation did Kylie act outside of his rights?

  GooooooldMember +12h +2 / -0
  Theyre wingcucks:”its actually a good thing to be a wingcuck”

Fabrico +1h +3 / -0
> Thank god the cops are on the case. One wrong move and the entire country would be in flames.
:#marseysal::”these people are genuinely retarded”

  GooooooldMember +11h +2 / -0
  Literally a cop in the comment chain saying “well i wouldnt want to be on the force in a major city” and then one of the fags goes “yikes there are no good cops” as if theyre all on the same side:”thats exactly what a wingcuck would say”:”it is weird how they think cops are the enemy and then go “well i wouldnt want to be a cop””:”if i was a cop i would be a horrible one, why would i want to kill people”:”this is literally what people who support the police say”:”i cant believe redditors are this stupid”

GooooooldMember +12h +2 / -0
>The truth is that if you're an armed white supremacist who goes to a protest with the sole purpose of shooting black people, you're going to get shot. How do you get to the point where you think it's okay to be an armed white supremacist and then be surprised when you get shot by a black person? It's like if you went to a Nazi rally, and then got shot by an anti-fascist. You're not going to get sympathy from anyone

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-29T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: America is on the verge of a civil war according to /r/politics, this time it’s really happening
URL: {REDDIT: r/politics americans_are_on_the_verge_of_a_civil_war}
VOTES: +103 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The vast majority of Americans are on the verge of a civil war. The war would be over in two weeks, but the fallout and aftermath would be far more extreme than the Civil War. The Civil War was a war of brother against brother, but this time it would be a war of strangers against strangers. The Civil War was a war of the North against the South, but this time it would be a war of the entire country against itself.
> The Civil War was a war of the Confederacy against the Union, but this time it would be a war of the entire country against itself. The Civil War was a war of the Confederacy against the Union, but this time it would be a war of the entire country against itself.
> The Civil War was a war of the Confederacy against the Union, but this time it would be a war of the entire country against itself. The Civil War was a war of the Confederacy against the Union, but this time it would be a war of the entire country against itself.
> The Civil War was a war of the Confederacy against the Union, but this time it would be a war of the entire country against itself. The Civil War was a war of the Confederacy against the Union, but this time it would be a war of the entire country against itself.
> The Civil War was a war of the Confederacy against the Union, but this time it would be a war of the entire country against itself. The Civil War was a war of the Confederacy against the Union, but this time it would be a war of the entire country against itself.
> The Civil War was a war of the Confederacy against the Union, but this time it would be a war of the entire country against itself. The Civil War was a war of the Confederacy against the Union, but this time it would be a war of the entire country against itself.
> The Civil War was a war of the Confederacy against the Union, but this time it would be a war of the entire country against itself. The Civil War was a war

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-12-01T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Tariq nasheed breaks the news that the white supremacists are targeting the BIPOC Supreme Court justice
URL: {TWEET: tariqnasheed}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +18m +7 / -0
{TWEET: TariqNasheed}
He's an autist but he's right about this one. Other judges are just saying what the president wants to hear

  TheOverSeether +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyno: :marseyjudge:
  :#marseyyes: :marseycarpprotest:

  Redactor0 +1h +3 / -0
  I guess he's a little smarter than the average chud. He must have been beaten a lot as a kid. :marseyshrug:

X +11m +5 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

K9 +1h +4 / -0
> Unfathomably based
{IMG}

SpookyFartMan69 +1h +3 / -0
What the fuck is wrong with white peopley, he's the least white justice there isyy
I'm not sure why he thinks the other justices are white, they're all :marseychingchong::marseymutt::marseyblack::marseymutt2::marseymerchant::marseyflagpakistan:y

Redactor0 +2h +3 / -0
I don't know about all the other judges but Kagan has always been an incredibly tough bitch. She's like a midget Klingon.y

  JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
  {IMG}y

  JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
  {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
  {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
  {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}y

    Redactor0

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-10-18T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors defend a man who beat his wife because he was mad that she got pregnant by another man
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_boyfriend_is_beating_me_because_he_thinks_im}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SmallNips +16m +11 / -0
> This is the third time I've had to break up with him because he beats me.
Foid should probably consider :marseyropeyourself:

  KennyWinker +1h +3 / -0
  Probably not a great idea to give a foid advice

drumpf +10m +10 / -0
> She has two kids from two different men.
:marseylaugh:
> My boyfriend has been very controlling and I’ve told him a million times that I’m not interested in being in a traditional relationship. I’ve been very clear that I don’t want to be married or have kids with him.
"I don't want to be married or have kids but I do want to be treated like a whore and not be allowed to see my children."
This is exactly why I don't believe women should have the right to vote.

  drumpf +4m +6 / -0
  > I'm not interested in being in a traditional relationship
  I think I found the problem. :marseyextinction:

  Patriarch +42m +5 / -0
  I wish we could pass a law saying if you’re a single parent over the age of 25 you can’t vote

    drumpf +1h +2 / -0
    I like that you're trying to think of ways to disenfranchise women.

      Patriarch +54m +2 / -0
      I’m all for it
      :marseyhomofascist:

L +3m +7 / -0
> My boyfriend has been very controlling and I’ve told him a million times that I’m not interested in being in a traditional relationship. I’ve been very clear that I don’t want to be married or have kids with him.
I'm sure she'll be very glad when he beats her up and leaves her to raise them on her

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-10-28T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is anyone else angry that leftoids are getting their asses handed to them in midterms and that they are actively cucking the dems by not turning out to vote
URL: {TWEET: blue_haired_guy}
VOTES: +55 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +10m +41 / -0
> blue_haired_guy
Oh come on- that's not fair.

  BigBussyHunter +4m +35 / -0
  :marseybluecheck: Hello, I'm a blue haired guy! I'm the poster child for all people who don't vote. The one who's so apathetic they don't even want to go to the polls. If you see me on the streets, please tell me to vote because I'll be too busy being a leech on society to do it myself. Thank you.
  :#marseydealwithit:

  KushnersForeskin +59m +17 / -0
  The guy who made the tweet is a rightoid, it’s just a funny username

    Cao_Cao +2m +12 / -0
    Well, I'm a rightoid too so I can't judge.

      NotLikeOtherFoids +1h +3 / -0
      {GIF}

        Cao_Cao +21m +3 / -0
        Are you trying to say that I'm a fag?

          NotLikeOtherFoids +1m +3 / -0
          Yes, you're a fag

            Cao_Cao +2m +3 / -0
            Well, I'd never have guessed.
            :marseyshrug:

    kyle_schwartz +1h +3 / -0
    > if you’re not an active member of your community, you don’t deserve representation
    He’s right tho

  HailVictory1776 +1h +8 / -0
  This is the most midwit shit I’ve ever seen. “Bluehaired guy” as a Twitter handle is just the most blatant attempt to signal to their own that they are on the right side of history and are not a chud and thus

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-05T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is a woman
URL: {TWEET: martinezwalz}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +16 / -0
i can't tell if that's a dude or a chick

  peepeehands +14s +10 / -0
  maybe a train

    garlicdoors +2m +10 / -0
    Nah, that's a dude. I've seen his mugshot. He's a criminal.

      peepeehands +1m +9 / -0
      it's the hairline that does it

        garlicdoors +4m +7 / -0
        Yeah that's what I said. Dude's hairline.

      drumpf +12m +3 / -0
      He looks like he's wearing a dress and heels in the picture but that's the most feminine thing about him. :marseyxd:

KAT_B0T +5m +12 / -0
The left is very clearly having a struggle session about whether or not the governor of MN is a legacy foid or not. Anyone who claims to be a leftoid but thinks it’s a dude is a fascist chud

BigBussyHunter +12m +9 / -0
The funniest part is that Tim is the same height as his wife and his wife is taller than all the women in the video.
:marseyxd:

drumpf +19m +5 / -0
I can't believe she would post such hateful rhetoric.
> No. She's a woman. Women don't look like that.

  KushnersForeskin +5m +5 / -0
  She looks like a man who wore a dress and heels to a wedding

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +3m +4 / -0
  She looks like a 12 year old boy.

  GooooooldMember +1h +2 / -0
  > she
  > her

HokubsWorkshoper +1h +4 / -0
She looks like a woman.
:#marseyfrozenchosen::#marseyshrug:

  GooooooldMember +29

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-12T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 50% of Americans are overweight. Redditors discuss the obesity crisis
URL: {REDDIT: r/dataisbeautiful oc_50_of_americans_are_overweight}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I've been a fat person for most of my life, and I've never felt better. It's been a journey, but I'm finally getting healthy and I'm loving it.]({REDDIT: r/dataisbeautiful oc_50_of_americans_are_overweight})
I wonder how fat this redditor is
> [I'm a "fat" person. I'm not overweight, I'm not obese, I'm not morbidly obese. I'm just fat. I'm healthy, active, and happy.]({REDDIT: r/dataisbeautiful oc_50_of_americans_are_overweight})
>> That's the beauty of being in the US. You can be fat and still be healthy.
>>> [Yeah I’m fat and healthy too but there are a lot of us that are unhealthy and fat.]({REDDIT: r/dataisbeautiful oc_50_of_americans_are_overweight})
>>>> I don't want to be a dick, but you are.
>>>>> [You're the one being a dick by invalidating people's experiences]({REDDIT: r/dataisbeautiful oc_50_of_americans_are_overweight})
“Umm sweaty being fat and healthy is an experience”
> [It’s hard to be overweight in America. The cost of living is so high that you have to eat cheap and that means eating things with tons of sugar and salt. You have to get gas and oil for your car, so you can’t walk everywhere. If you want to exercise, you have to pay for a gym membership.]({REDDIT: r/dataisbeautiful oc_50_of_americans_are_overweight})
“Cost of living is so high that you have to eat slop”
> [Most of the time it’s because Americans eat like shit, especially the poor, who get the cheapest food they can afford, which is usually shitty. It’s a complex issue that can’t be solved by just blaming the people.]({REDDIT: r/dataisbeautiful oc_50_of_americans

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-11T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The chuds of r/politics chud out about the Jews and the Jewish media
URL: {REDDIT: r/politics comment}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Shreddedmanlet +1h +3 / -0
Redditors are so retarded they’ll support anything as long as it’s a boomer rightoid saying it.
The top comment in that thread is literally saying "I'm not saying this is a good thing, but it's hilarious."
I guess that makes it ok to them.

bupkiss +18h +2 / -0
I wish I could get away with half as much as this guy :marseymerchant:::::::}:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott:}cott

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-12-29T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: (Not drama) Some schizo on 4chan claims that the US government is hiding a massive amount of child corpses in the pentagon basement.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: SneedvilleTND}
COMMENTS:
jararaca +1h +1 / -0
Why do they always use the "remember when" meme, isn't that what everyone is always doing.....?

  dont_log_me_out +6h +2 / -0
  Because in the past 10 years it has become the most successful propaganda format.

    jararaca +3h +1 / -0
    It's a good format, I just feel it's overused..cott.cott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-20T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AOC says that she is a “pro-life” feminist
URL: {TWEET: RepAOC}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: RepAOC}
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +2m +9 / -0
>pro life feminist
You mean pro life nazi?

  GT +2m +4 / -0
  aoc is a foid and foids are always nazi's

    johnnypoop +28s +2 / -0
    I didn't know that :marseyshook:

  KushnersForeskin +1m +4 / -0
  She is a “feminist” that wants to ban abortion, sounds like a nazi to me.

    johnnypoop +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseythinkorino:
    So this is a woman who wants to stop abortion but doesn't want women to have rights? Yeah a Nazi for sure

      KushnersForeskin +39s +2 / -0
      She is a woman who is saying that she is “pro-life” but also a feminist. It’s pretty much the only logical conclusion.

        johnnypoop +1m +2 / -0
        You're saying she's a nazi who doesn't want women to have rights and wants abortion to be illegal?

          KushnersForeskin +1m +2 / -0
          She is a woman who is saying that she is “pro-life” but also a feminist. It’s pretty much the only logical conclusion.

            johnnypoop +1m +2 / -0
            She's a nazi who wants to take away women's rights? Yeah pretty much

              KushnersForeskin +1m +2 / -0
              She is a woman who is saying that she is “pro-life” but also a feminist. It’s pretty much the only logical conclusion.

                johnnypoop +1m +1 / -0
                She's a nazi who doesn't want women to have rights? Yeah pretty much

                  KushnersForeskin +1m +1 / -0
                  She is a woman who is saying that she is “pro-life

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-12-26T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Twittoids post their Ls
URL: {TWEET: jenifferjulian}
VOTES: +42 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: jenifferjulian}
> I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to try me out and he said "no thanks"
COMMENTS:
Hordofboars +6m +44 / -0
So foids are all a bunch of lying whores and you can't even trust their own Ls? :marseyhmm:

  DaddyReagan +1h +16 / -0
  Only if they're fat.

  jararaca +2h +4 / -0
  This is just average straggot moid behaviour, I'd rather trust a foid's L

Mello_luvr +4m +37 / -0
The fact that women's self awareness is inversely proportional to their attractiveness is pretty interesting :marseythinkorino:

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +4m +20 / -0
  *Proportional

    Mello_luvr +3m +19 / -0
    :marseybigbrain:

      HarryTrumanDorisDay +5m +16 / -0
      It was a stupid marsey tho :marseystroke:

        Mello_luvr +1m +15 / -0
        :marseyitsover:

    fine_wesome +1h +7 / -0
    >*Inversely* proportional

  KinoBushido +1h +9 / -0
  It's even funnier when you see a hot chick post some L like this and everyone knows she's lying

    Mello_luvr +12m +8 / -0
    You can tell they're lying because they're foids

  1066_International +1h +5 / -0
  And their BPD is directly proportional to their attractiveness.

    Mello_luvr +6m +5 / -0
    I've never met a hot foid with BPD that i knew was hot. I think their BPD is inversely proportional to their attractiveness, but even if it's not I

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-10-16T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Guy who was fired from Twitter for being a nazi says that he wants to be a whistleblower
URL: {TWEET: evanintheuk}
VOTES: +141 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Evan Greer is a fat white woman who was fired from Twitter for posting the “hitler was black” meme.
She said that she was planning on becoming a whistleblower, which is code for trying to get fired from her job and saying that she was unjustly fired.
She was recently fired from her new job as a “digital rights advocate” at the ACLU for the same reason, so now she’s in the process of claiming that she was unjustly fired.
{TWEET: evanintheuk}
COMMENTS:
H +4m +168 / -0
> I have a very serious question: what is the punishment for not going along with the political elite's desire to silence the people?
>> :marseytrain: Hey Evan! I’m a trans person in a country where I’m being targeted by the government. How can you expect me to just go along with the political elite’s desire to silence trans people? You’re literally asking me to go along with what the political elite want me to do.
>>> :marseytrain2: I’m so glad you asked! As a trans person, I’ve had a lot of experience with the political elite’s desire to silence trans people. I’ve been targeted by the government, and I’ve had to fight for my right to exist.
>>>> :marseytrain: I’m so glad you asked! As a trans person, I’ve had a lot of experience with the political elite’s desire to silence trans people. I’ve been targeted by the government, and I’ve had to fight for my right to exist.
>>>>> :marseytrain: I’m so glad you asked! As a trans person, I’ve had a lot of experience with the political elite’s desire to silence trans people. I’ve been targeted by the government, and I’ve had to fight for my right to exist.
>>>>>> :marseytrain: I’m so glad you asked! As a trans person, I’ve had a lot of experience with the political elite’s desire to silence trans people. I’ve been targeted by the government, and I’ve had

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-10-09T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: White women discover that they aren’t the only ones who can be sexually assaulted, chuds of r/whitepeopletwitter react
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter this_is_how_you_know_its_racist}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I think we should start calling the police for this, too. We're all human and deserve to be treated as such. This is not a joke.
:marseyblack:
> It’s crazy how white people are the only victims in this story.
>> The fact that it’s a white woman is the only reason they have a chance of being taken seriously
>> The fact that it’s a white woman is the only reason they have a chance of being taken seriously
>> The fact that it’s a white woman is the only reason they have a chance of being taken seriously
>> The fact that it’s a white woman is the only reason they have a chance of being taken seriously
>> The fact that it’s a white woman is the only reason they have a chance of being taken seriously
>> The fact that it’s a white woman is the only reason they have a chance of being taken seriously
>> The fact that it’s a white woman is the only reason they have a chance of being taken seriously
>> The fact that it’s a white woman is the only reason they have a chance of being taken seriously
>> The fact that it’s a white woman is the only reason they have a chance of being taken seriously
>> The fact that it’s a white woman is the only reason they have a chance of being taken seriously
>> The fact that it’s a white woman is the only reason they have a chance of being taken seriously
>> The fact that it’s a white woman is the only reason they have a chance of being taken seriously
>> The fact that it’s a white woman is the only reason they have a chance of being taken seriously
>> The fact that it’s a white woman is the only reason they have a chance of being taken seriously
>> The fact that it’s a white woman is the only reason they have a chance of being taken seriously
>> The fact that it’s a white woman is the only reason they have a chance of being taken seriously
>> The fact that it’s a white woman is the only reason

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-11-10T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Some redditor asks a very important question regarding the trans genocide that is occurring in America
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork working_at_a_chicken_jockey}
VOTES: +39 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Autismo +1m +24 / -0
Do they think that they can just say they are trans and get hired? :marseylaugh:

  BigBussyHunter +6m +16 / -0
  Why are you being transphobic, sweaty? :marseynails:

  whyareyou +1h +7 / -0
  I wish

  dont_log_me_out +2h +5 / -0
  It's 2022, every company is required by law to hire at least 1 trans person per 100 employees or else they will be taken to court.

  BussydoFollower +2h +4 / -0
  :marseytransrentfree:

    Autismo +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseydisagree:

BigBussyHunter +9m +17 / -0
> I work at Chick-fil-A and the customers are the reason for all the hate. I like my job and I like the people I work with, but the customers are the problem.
> I live in a small town and the customers are always so nice to me and my coworkers. It’s the people who live in the city and drive out to the Chick-fil-A’s who are always rude and hateful. So many people who come in to our stores are hateful and rude, and it’s not just the transphobic people, it’s so many other people too. It’s so tiring to have to deal with that every day.
> I’m so tired of having to hear hateful comments from people who come in to our stores. I’m so tired of having to deal with people who think that it’s okay to be rude and hateful to our employees. I’m so tired of having to deal with people who think that it’s okay to be hateful and rude to our customers.
> I’m so tired of having to deal with people who think that it’s okay to be hateful and rude to our community.
> I’m so tired

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AUTHOR: KushnersForeskin
DATE: 2022-10-25T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The CEO of Coinbase has been arrested
URL: {TWEET: nytimes}
VOTES: +159 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +113 / -0
:#marseyrave:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +17m +78 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:
  !blackjack250

    X +3m +43 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint:
    !blackjack1000

      X +16s +45 / -0
      :#marseysoypoint:
      !blackjack1000

        X +31s +43 / -0
        :#marseysoypoint:
        !blackjack1000

          X +15s +50 / -0
          :#marseysoypoint:
          !blackjack1000

            X +15s +54 / -0
            :#marseysoypoint:
            !blackjack1000

              X +13s +69 / -0
              :#marseysoypoint:
              !blackjack1000

                X +29s +113 / -0
                :#marseysoypoint:
                !blackjack1000
                {IMG}

                  gnomed +4m +58 / -0
                  :#marseysoypoint::#marseysoypoint::#marseysoypoint::#marseysoypoint::#marseysoypoint::#marseysoypoint::#marseysoypoint::#marseysoypoint::#marseysoypoint::#marseysoypoint::#marseysoypoint::#marseysoypoint::#marseysoypoint::#marseysoypoint:
                  !blackjack1000
                  :#marseysoypoint::#marseysoypoint::#marseysoyp

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-03-01T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymommymilkers: :marseybooba:
URL: {TWEET: Breal4Congress}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
donkeykongbinladen +2m +10 / -0
> "I will be there with the boys in the middle of the night, they will be with me. I will be there in the middle of the night with the boys. I am so proud of them."
:#marseyxd:
Nice try, Breal.

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +12m +8 / -0
  I bet she’s talking about her boyfriends.

    donkeykongbinladen +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseyagree:
    That's what I was thinking too.

KoreanDandyKing +17m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +12m +2 / -0
  > 2020
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

    KoreanDandyKing +58m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +2 / -0
      :#marseymanysuchcases: :marseywould:

        KoreanDandyKing +13m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          AnnoyinTheGoyim +4m +2 / -0
          :#marseymanysuchcases: :marseywould:

            KoreanDandyKing +1m +2 / -0
            {IMG} :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould:

              AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +2 / -0
              :#marseymanysuchcases: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould:

                KoreanDandyKing +2m +2 / -0
                {IMG} :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :m

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-12-03T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm not a Nazi :marseyhitler: I'm a Nazi :marseyhitler2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/PoliticalCompassMemes i_am_not_a_nazi_i_am_a_nazi}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
E +47m +6 / -0
{IMG}
!transphobes

  X +13m +2 / -0
  :#marseytransmerchant:

SnappyIsMyWaifu +2h +6 / -0
> The best way to understand the difference between a Nazi and a fascist is this: Nazis kill Jews, fascists kill Nazis. In the end, both sides are fascists.
This is like saying the difference between a Republican and a Democrat is that the Republicans are Republicans and the Democrats are Democrats.

  Kutkop +1h +4 / -0
  That's because they're both based

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1h +4 / -0
Fascism is when i am big dick
Nazi is when i am small dick :marseycockvore:

DaddyReagan +1h +3 / -0
> i'm not a nazi
> but i'm a nazi
I'm not sure this is a good post.

  Kutkop +1h +1 / -0
  It's just a meme post retard. Go back to your discord server

    DaddyReagan +10m +2 / -0
    > retard
    > retard
    Oh it's just a meme post.

      Kutkop +1h +1 / -0
      :#marseytransrentfreetalking:

        DaddyReagan +1m +2 / -0
        > marsey
        > marsey
        Oh it's just a meme post.

        Kutkop +5m +1 / -0
        {IMG}
        I'm not a nazi. I'm a nazi

DildongusPrimative +5h +3 / -0
I'm not a nazi but i'm a nazi.

  Kutkop +

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-02-04T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagtexas: :marseyflagtexas: :marseyflagtexas: :marseyflagtexas: :marseyflagtexas: :marseyflagtexas: :marseyflagtexas:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Midwit +1h +2 / -0
I'm sure it's the federal government's fault that they are unable to enforce the law in their own state..gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov.gov

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-04-01T13Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseymegaphone: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +37 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
CEO_of_misogyny +3m +15 / -0
Aaaaaand it's gone. :marseyitsover:

  Kutkop +5m +11 / -0
  :#marseyitsoverwereback:

  pm-me-manifestos +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseytransattentionseeker:

SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1h +6 / -0
> Let's go Brandon
Yeah but I wish they'd just say "fuck you" instead of this gay ass phrase.

  Kutkop +3m +5 / -0
  I like it, it's more fun than calling someone a nigger

    SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +3m +5 / -0
    Yeah but it's so lame and gay. You're not even calling them a fag, you're just saying a gay phrase.

      Kutkop +6m +3 / -0
      I thought it was a nice callback to the 2016 election :marseyshrug:

        SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1h +1 / -0
        It's a callback to the 2020 election where it got popular. The 2016 election was when they started using "lock her up" and "drumpf".

          Kutkop +5m +1 / -0
          I've seen it used since 2016 but maybe I'm just :marseyautism:

            SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-08-28T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflaggermany: Germany is on the path of self-destruction
URL: {REDDIT: r/europe germany_is_on_the_path_of_selfdestruction}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/europe germany_is_on_the_path_of_selfdestruction}
> As a German I have to agree. We are on the path of self destruction and I don't know what to do about it. It feels like we are in a bubble and the outside world can't reach us.
> The only thing I can do is to vote for the party that wants to change the things I don't like the most. That's how I hope to change things. But that's not enough. I want to do more, but I don't know how.
> The only thing I can do is to hope that the people who want to change things will win. And then I have to hope that they will do what they promise. But that's not enough either. I want to do more, but I don't know how.
> I want to help. I want to do something. But I don't know what. I don't know how.
> I want to help. I want to do something. But I don't know what. I don't know how.
> I want to help. I want to do something. But I don't know what. I don't know how.
> I want to help. I want to do something. But I don't know what. I don't know how.
> I want to help. I want to do something. But I don't know what. I don't know how.
> I want to help. I want to do something. But I don't know what. I don't know how.
> I want to help. I want to do something. But I don't know what. I don't know how.
> I want to help. I want to do something. But I don't know what. I don't know how.
> I want to help. I want to do something. But I don't know what. I don't know how.
> I want to help. I want to do something. But I don't know what. I don't know how.
> I want to help. I want to

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-02-28T16Z
HOLE: food
TITLE: Got my first delivery
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Y +10m +13 / -0
Dont miss me too much :marseywave2:

  Kutkop +2m +11 / -0
  :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2:

WayOut +1h +12 / -0
> {IMG}
This is what you call a power meal.

  Kutkop +1h +7 / -0
  It's an oversized burger with a steak and fries :#marseywhale:

    WayOut +19m +7 / -0
    :marseyxd: I'm impressed you fit in it.

      Kutkop +2m +6 / -0
      It's very large, I'm not fat just tall :#marseybuff:

        WayOut +44m +5 / -0
        :marseyxdoubt: :marseyxdoubt:

          Kutkop +3m +5 / -0
          :#marseyfluffyannoyed:
          I'm 6'4

            WayOut +3m +6 / -0
            :marseyxdoubt: :marseyxdoubt:

              Kutkop +5m +6 / -0
              :#marseyfluffyannoyed: :#marseyfluffyannoyed: :#marseyfluffyannoyed: :#marseyfluffyannoyed: :#marseyfluffyannoyed:

                WayOut +2m +6 / -0
                :marseyxdoubt: :marseyxdoubt: :marseyxdoubt: :marseyxdoubt: :marseyxdoubt:

                  Kutkop +3m +6 / -0
                  :#marseyfluffyannoyed: :#marseyfluffyannoyed: :#marseyfluffyannoyed:

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-03-18T22Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: I found this one of the weirdest looking cars I've ever seen
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +67 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.auto123.com/en/new/2025/2025-chrysler-pacifica-hybrid/
They put the entire engine in the front, but also made the rear end look like a minivan. It looks like a car that's a hybrid between a minivan and a sedan.
{IMG}
I guess the only reason to buy one is if you have a family of 6 and you need a lot of cargo space but you also don't want to drive a minivan.
COMMENTS:
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  R +4m +26 / -0
  I'm not even joking, I would buy a minivan if it looked like that

    Kutkop +13m +14 / -0
    I used to drive a minivan, the problem with them is that they don't have the same build quality as a normal car.
    I got a new car and traded the minivan in and it looked like shit in the backseat, it was so cheaply made. The car I got was a fully loaded top of the line version of the car and it was still a huge step up in build quality.
    I guess in the US it's normal to just buy a car that's not meant to be driven every day.

      R +5m +14 / -0
      Yeah I've never driven a minivan before but I was thinking the same, I have a Toyota 4runner and I'd probably just buy another one
      But if they made it look like that I'd consider it

        AnnoyinTheGoyim +2h +10 / -0
        Aren’t minivans not even offered here? You’re forced to buy a suv or van if you want to drive a family vehicle.

          R +30m +10 / -0
          They are here but they're called 'people movers' and they're all shitboxes
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          I think the best selling model is the one on the right, I have no idea why

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-06-28T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "It's very hard to make new friends as a grown man" : TrueUnpopularOpinion
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueUnpopularOpinion its_very_hard_to_make_new_friends_as_a_grown_man}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm 40 years old and I have never made a friend in my life. I have many acquaintances and I'm well known in my community, but I've never been able to make a single friend. I was a loner as a kid and I was bullied a lot. I never really had friends in school and I never really made any friends after school. I've tried to make friends many times and I've never been successful. I've been to many social events and I've never been able to make any friends. I've tried to join clubs and I've never been able to make any friends. I've tried to join groups and I've never been able to make any friends. I've tried to make friends with people I work with and I've never been able to make any friends. I've tried to make friends with people I meet online and I've never been able to make any friends. I've tried to make friends with people I meet in person and I've never been able to make any friends. I've tried to make friends with people I meet at parties and I've never been able to make any friends. I've tried to make friends with people I meet at bars and I've never been able to make any friends. I've tried to make friends with people I meet at church and I've never been able to make any friends. I've tried to make friends with people I meet at the gym and I've never been able to make any friends. I've tried to make friends with people I meet at the park and I've never been able to make any friends. I've tried to make friends with people I meet at the library and I've never been able to make any friends. I've tried to make friends with people I meet at the museum and I've never been able to make any friends. I've tried to make friends with people I meet at the zoo and I've never been able to make any friends. I've tried to make friends with people I meet at the aquarium and I've never been able to

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-03-24T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyme:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +14 / -0
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  Kutkop +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

  goderator200 +3h +3 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

Kutkop +1m +6 / -0
{MP4}

  goderator200 +3h +4 / -0
  :#marseyabsolutecinema:

Kutkop +1m +5 / -0
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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-11-04T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywall: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidghost:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes found_my_mothers_diary_from_the_1950s_and_60s}
VOTES: +48 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I found my mother's diary from the 1950s and 60s. Reading it was like reading a book from a different planet. I couldn't believe how the world was back then.
> She was a young woman in her 20s when she started writing, and she had very strong opinions about men. She didn't like them, and she didn't want to be with one. She wrote about how men were always trying to control women and how they were always looking for ways to take advantage of us.
> She was also very open about her sexual experiences. She wrote about the men she had slept with, and she didn't seem to have any regrets about them. She even wrote about how much she enjoyed sex.
> I was shocked by what I read. I never knew my mother was like that. She always seemed so sweet and innocent to me.
> I don't know what to think about all of this. I'm just glad I found her diary. It's given me a whole new perspective on my mother and the world she grew up in.
:#marseywomanmoment2:
COMMENTS:
DoveMenCare +10m +55 / -0
>tfw no 1960s slutty mommy gf to go on a road trip with
:#marseytabletired2:

  Kutkop +2m +28 / -0
  :#marseyme:

  Fresh_Start +2h +12 / -0
  :marseywomanmoment2pat:

  jesus +3h +5 / -0
  >marsey

    DoveMenCare +13m +4 / -0
    :#marseyshrug:
    It's a cute cat.

    whyareyou +6h +2 / -0
    :marseyboomer:

arseupwrongo +36m +30 / -

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-03-04T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The future is here :marseywholesome:
URL: {REDDIT: r/todayilearned til_that_in_2019_a_33yearold_girl_in_austria_gave}
VOTES: +105 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> In 2019, a 33-year-old girl in Austria gave birth to a baby, only to discover it was actually her stepfather. The child’s biological father was identified as an acquaintance of the stepfather.
> Despite the shock, the woman decided to keep the baby, and the child was officially registered as hers.
> The case remains a unique and controversial legal and ethical challenge, raising questions about paternity and child custody.
> The woman was 16 years old when she was impregnated by her stepfather.
> The woman was not forced to have the baby, but she was coerced into keeping it by the stepfather.
> The woman was also coerced into keeping the baby by the biological father.
> The woman was not forced to have the baby, but she was coerced into keeping it by the stepfather.
> The woman was also coerced into keeping the baby by the biological father.
> The woman was not forced to have the baby, but she was coerced into keeping it by the stepfather.
> The woman was also coerced into keeping the baby by the biological father.
> The woman was not forced to have the baby, but she was coerced into keeping it by the stepfather.
> The woman was also coerced into keeping the baby by the biological father.
> The woman was not forced to have the baby, but she was coerced into keeping it by the stepfather.
> The woman was also coerced into keeping the baby by the biological father.
> The woman was not forced to have the baby, but she was coerced into keeping it by the stepfather.
> The woman was also coerced into keeping the baby by the biological father.
> The woman was not forced to have the baby, but she was coerced into keeping it by the stepfather.
> The woman was also coerced into keeping the baby by the biological father.
> The woman was not forced to have the baby, but she was coerced into keeping it by the stepfather.
> The woman was also

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-10-23T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just found out that the "I have a friend" campaign is real
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have seen it a bunch of times on reddit but I never actually believed it was real. Turns out it is.
COMMENTS:
X +15m +6 / -0
:#marseyconfused2:
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  Kutkop +4m +5 / -0
  I guess I'm retarded. I thought it was some sort of joke people made on reddit but I guess it's real.
  I thought it was one of those jokes that was made on reddit and then people actually started doing it irl.

    X +4m +6 / -0
    It was a big thing during covid lol

      Kutkop +2m +4 / -0
      Probably why I've seen it so many times, but never actually believed it was real. :marseybrainlet:

        X +2m +4 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:ed

    Geralt_of_Uganda +1h +4 / -0
    What? You mean like when someone said something on 4chan and then it became a thing irl?

      Kutkop +24m +3 / -0
      :#marseyagree:eded

  J +2h +3 / -0
  You just know she was like wtfed

Kiwibee +11h +2 / -0
I thought it was just a meme.

  Kutkop +3m +2 / -0
  :#marseyagree: I did too, but turns out it's real

    Kiwibee +12m +2 / -0
    I saw it on /pol/ but they were so high on wingcuckery they didn't know what the meme was or where it came from.ed

      Kutkop +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseyagree: I was just reading a reddit post about it and didn't believe it was real.
      I guess it was such a big thing during Covid that I saw it so many times on reddit.
      But

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-12-04T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid asks for money from her brother because her boyfriend is upset she doesn't have a car. He tells her to get a job. Drama ensues.
URL: {REDDIT: r/AITAH aita_for_telling_my_sister_to_get_a_job}
VOTES: +53 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> **AITA for telling my sister to get a job?**
> So my sister is dating this guy who has been very nice to her but he’s had a falling out with his mom. His mom got a job and told him that she wouldn’t pay for his car anymore because he’s a grown man. My sister is upset that he has to walk to work every day. She’s been telling him that she’ll get him a car for his birthday. I told her that I don’t have enough money to buy her a car. She told me that she’ll sell her car to get him a car. I told her that I don’t want her to sell her car. She said that she didn’t want to get a job to buy him a car. I told her that she should get a job and buy a car. She said that she didn’t want to get a job. I told her that I didn’t want to buy her a car. She said that she didn’t want to buy a car. I told her that I didn’t want to buy a car. She said that she didn’t want to buy a car. I told her that I didn’t want to buy a car. She said that she didn’t want to buy a car.
> AITA?
COMMENTS:
ploooooooooo +29m +45 / -1
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  Miffin +1h +24 / -1
  I think that's what she meant when she said "I don't want to buy a car"

  tempest +1h +10 / -1
  :#marseygem:

  Cute_Good_Friend +2h +5 / -1
  :#marseygem:

DHS_ICE +1h +35 / -1
{IMG}
!foidmoment

  Kutkop +12m +21 / -1
  {IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +5h +6 / -

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-08-12T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
Kutkop +1m +3 / -0
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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-07-07T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywomanmoment2: I'm tired of people treating me like I'm a child
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes im_tired_of_people_treating_me_like_im_a_child}
VOTES: +101 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm tired of people treating me like I'm a child
I'm 46 and I'm a single mom of two kids. I'm 5'5, 120lbs and I have a huge butt. I'm also a hot woman. I make good money and I'm a very good person. I'm a very smart and funny person. I'm very independent and I take care of myself. I'm also a very good mother and I take care of my kids.
But people keep treating me like I'm a child. People keep talking down to me. They keep calling me "honey" and "sweetie". They keep telling me what I can and can't do. They keep telling me that I can't do things because I'm a woman. They keep telling me that I'm too emotional and that I'm not smart enough to make decisions.
I'm tired of it. I'm tired of being treated like I'm a child. I'm tired of being talked down to. I'm tired of being told that I can't do things because I'm a woman. I'm tired of being told that I'm too emotional and that I'm not smart enough to make decisions. I'm tired of being treated like I'm a child.
COMMENTS:
Bepis +12m +116 / -0
>single mom
>childfree
>dad-bod
>working out
>top 10%
>normal
>healthy
>hot
>good person
>smart
>funny
>independent
>good mother
>take care of myself
>take care of my kids
>man
:marseyxd:

  nuclearshill +1h +63 / -0
  I love how she thinks she's independent because she works at a call center :marseyxd:

    jamal_ginsberg +1h +25 / -0
    I bet she is totally independent as long as she is there to take care of her kids

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-04-09T11Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseydeadinside2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +42 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +11 / -0
What is this

  Kutkop +5m +12 / -0
  My dog when he was still cute :#marseyhappytears:

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +3m +9 / -0
    What breed is it

      Kutkop +3m +11 / -0
      {IMG}
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        BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +12m +10 / -0
        Why is he so angry

          Kutkop +3m +12 / -0
          He is a very angry boy

            BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +3m +8 / -0
            What breed is it

              Kutkop +1m +10 / -0
              {IMG}

                BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1h +7 / -0
                He is so angry

                  Kutkop +3m +3 / -0
                  {IMG}
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                    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +2 / -0
                    >i have cancer
                    :#marseyitsover:

                      Kutkop +2m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +54s +2 / -0
                        What breed is it

        Frank_Williams +3h +2 / -0
        # NICE CAT

          Kutkop +32m +2 / -0
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            Frank_Williams +2h +2 / -0
            # NICE CAT

  UraniumDonGER +2m +7 / -0
  :marseyblackface:

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +2m +8 / -0
    >marsey
    What is marsey

      Uranium

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-10-14T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymonk: :marseymonk: :marseymonk: :marseymonk: :marseymonk: :marseymonk: :marseymonk: :marseymonk:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
asshole +10m +12 / -0
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!slots200

  Kutkop +5m +6 / -0
  :#marseypraying:
  !slots1000

    Kutkop +15s +4 / -0
    :#marseyitsrigged:

      asshole +10m +4 / -0
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      !slots1000

        asshole +1m +4 / -0
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        !slots1000

  asshole +55s +4 / -0
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      asshole +31s +2 / -0
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            asshole +25s +2 / -0
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                        asshole +27s +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-11-04T14Z
HOLE: meta
TITLE: I bet everyone who voted for Kamala will be here when they wake up and realize they are in a cuckshed
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +57 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I voted for her
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +1m +43 / -0
She's not a woman she's a man

  Kutkop +2m +18 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  fuckmeatsandwich +1h +11 / -0
  And I am here for it.
  {YOUTUBE}

    asshole +57m +9 / -0
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      Kutkop +24m +7 / -0
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        asshole +1m +6 / -0
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    BrasilIguana +11m +8 / -0
    >The only thing that would make this better is if she was a man
    :#marseyhesright:

    BWC +1h +4 / -0
    # KAMALAMALE

  Dlanor +39m +8 / -0
  A strong one.

YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +10m +21 / -0
{TWEET: hayasaka_aryan}

  Kutkop +49s +23 / -0
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  BWC +3h +9 / -0
  {IMG} !soyteens !gemeralds

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +3h +5 / -0
  :#gigachadqueen:

  EEE +10h +2 / -0
  I'm not even a fan of Trump but if he actually pulls this off, I will kneel to him.

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +2 / -0
    IT WILL HAPPEN.
    {TWEET: PopBase}

cyberdick +3m +16 / -0
> Kamala will be here when they wake up and realize they are in a cuckshed
:#marseysmughips:
https://media1.tenor.com/m/v7yRd9mO66oAAA

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-04-23T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm not gonna pretend to be racist but I do have a problem with niggers.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +111 / -7
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not gonna pretend to be racist but I do have a problem with niggers.
1. They have a tendency to be loud and obnoxious, which is disruptive in public spaces and can make it difficult to focus or relax.
2. They are often overly aggressive and confrontational, which can lead to dangerous situations and create an unwelcoming environment.
3. They have a tendency to steal and vandalize property, which is a serious issue that can harm businesses and communities.
4. They often have a lack of respect for others, which can lead to disrespect and mistreatment of those around them.
5. They have a tendency to be uneducated and uneducated, which can limit their ability to contribute positively to society.
6. They often have a lack of self-control and discipline, which can lead to impulsive and reckless behavior.
7. They have a tendency to be lazy and unmotivated, which can limit their ability to succeed and achieve their goals.
8. They often have a lack of empathy and understanding, which can make it difficult to form meaningful connections with others.
9. They have a tendency to be entitled and self-centered, which can make it difficult to work with others and collaborate effectively.
10. They often have a lack of respect for the law and authority, which can lead to criminal behavior and a breakdown of social order.
I'm not saying all niggers are like this, but there is a significant subset of niggers who exhibit these negative traits and behaviors.
!chuds !nonchuds !retards
COMMENTS:
ChampChomp +11m +80 / -1
If you're not racist, how come you keep repeating yourself?

  Kutkop +1m +46 / -1
  Because I'm a retard

    Soren +1h +20 / -1
    I'm not going to pretend to be a retard but I do have a problem with retards.
    1. They have a tendency to be loud and obnoxious, which is disruptive in public spaces and can make it difficult to focus or relax.
    2. They are often overly aggressive and confrontational, which can

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-09-15T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint:
COMMENTS:
Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1h +3 / -0
Wasn't it a page from the handmaids tale?

  Kutkop +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:a

  Kutkop +2m +2 / -0
  You know it's not a page from the handmaids tale, but that's really funny
  :#marseyxd:

    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +5m +3 / -0
    I'm drunk and retarded

      Kutkop +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseydrunk:aa
      It's ok, I am too :#marseydrunk:

        Snowfox_Coarsemeow +5m +2 / -0
        It was a chapter from the Handmaids Tale, but I thought you meant the title page. I'm still drunk and retarded, but I'm thinking I'm less retarded now.a

          Kutkop +6m +2 / -0
          It's ok, I am too :#marseydrunk:
          I'm just happy someone got it, it's not like I am the first to post this :#marseydrunk:

  Kutkop +1m +1 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:att

    Kutkop +34s +1 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:at

      Kutkop +18s +1 / -0
      :#marseyagreefast:

        Kutkop +17s +1 / -0
        :#marse

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-06-11T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: More evidence of the matriarchy
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +13 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +5 / -0
I want to fuck her in the pussy

  Kutkop +2m +5 / -0
  I'm not sure she would be able to cum

    peepeehands +2m +5 / -0
    I'll make her cum

    24-7_ROCK_COCK +1h +4 / -0
    i'll make her cum

Chevywrecker +1h +4 / -0
My wife is the same way she's a ham... and i'm not gonna insult her. :marseychonkerfoid:

  Kutkop +11m +3 / -0
  :#marseydarkxd:.oy.oy.

    Chevywrecker +1m +3 / -0
    :marseyxd:.oy.oy.

  Maximus +5m +2 / -0
  i can fix her :marseybiting:.oy.oy.

    Chevywrecker +5m +2 / -0
    :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-04-01T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymoidmoment: "I'm not a huge fan of any of the stuff in the story. I just think it's hilarious that it's being promoted by the biggest Disney IP." :marseysoyjak:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Gamingcirclejerk _}
VOTES: +40 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
testicorkboard +37m +25 / -0
> I’m not a huge fan of any of the stuff in the story. I just think it’s hilarious that it’s being promoted by the biggest Disney IP.
{IMG}

  GodzillaSong +1h +11 / -0
  > I'm not a huge fan of any of the stuff in the story. I just think it's hilarious that it's being promoted by the biggest Disney IP.
  :#soysnootalking:

  NothingburgerEater +2h +5 / -0
  This is how I feel about the Avatar movie franchise

  SupremeShitposter +5h +3 / -0
  Its fucking retarded and you know it. And you're still going to buy it.

GodzillaSong +2h +13 / -0
This is just a rehash of the story of Pinocchio (1940).
{IMG}
It's a nice story for kids, but grown adults should know better.

  NothingburgerEater +1h +8 / -0
  > It's a nice story for kids, but grown adults should know better.
  {IMG}

  SupremeShitposter +4h +3 / -0
  Disney adults still watch this shit. I dont get it.

    GodzillaSong +1h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      SupremeShitposter +1h +2 / -0
      I dont know what this means.

      SupremeShitposter +1h +2 / -0
      What does this mean?

  syscochill +5h +3 / -0
  > It's a nice story for kids, but grown adults should know better.
  You mean like how Pinocchio is a "live action" adaptation of the 1940 Disney film?

  SupremeShitposter +4h +

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-01-06T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
houellebecq +2m +14 / -0
{IMG}

  Kutkop +1m +9 / -0
  :#marseywould: her

    houellebecq +2m +8 / -0
    :#marseywouldnt:

      Kutkop +1m +6 / -0
      :#marseysweating:

        houellebecq +1m +7 / -0
        :#marseyscared:
        it’s not a marsey you don’t want to be around

          Kutkop +2m +5 / -0
          :#marseysweating: :#marseysweating: :#marseysweating:

  peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
  :#marseywould:

    houellebecq +3m +7 / -0
    :#marseywouldnt:

      peepeehands +1m +9 / -0
      :#marseywould:

        Kutkop +2m +7 / -0
        :#marseysweating:

    Kutkop +5m +5 / -0
    :#marseywould: :#marseywould:

  BigBussyHunter +18m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +3m +7 / -0
:#marseywould:

  Kutkop +2m +7 / -0
  :#marseywould:

SneedmansLostForeskin +21m +6 / -0
I'm sure

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-12-09T08Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Not a fetish :marseywholesometrans:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Ubie +17m +17 / -0
:marseyspit:
That's not a fetish!
:marseyshook:
That's a fetish!
:marseydead:

  Kutkop +3m +14 / -0
  {IMG}

    SaveUsUncleTed +4h +3 / -0
    :#marseywould:

  Bepis +1h +7 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}
  @BWC

    BWC +4h +6 / -0
    {IMG} !transphobes !chuds !kino

  Kutkop +13m +6 / -0
  :#marseyshesright:

    Ubie +3m +6 / -0
    :marseydisagree:
    It is a fetish.

      Kutkop +1m +5 / -0
      :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

        Ubie +4m +4 / -0
        :marseydisagreesuperspeed:

          Kutkop +5m +4 / -0
          :#marseyagreefast:

            Ubie +3m +4 / -0
            :marseydisagreefast:

              Kutkop +1m +4 / -0
              :#marseyagreewarpspeed:

                Ubie +4m +4 / -0
                :marseydisagreewarpspeed:

                  Kutkop +2m +4 / -0
                  :#marseyagreewarpspeedlove:

                    Ubie +10m +3 / -0
                    :#marseydisagreewarpspeedlove:

                      Kutkop +2m +3 / -0
                      :#marseyagreewarpspeedpat:

                        Ubie +1m +3 / -0
                        :#marseydisagreewarpspeedpat:

                          Kutkop +3m +3 / -0
                          :#marse

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-03-02T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: That's the most violent thing I've ever seen
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WayOut +1h +1 / -0
That's the most violent thing I've ever seen
{IMG}

  Kutkop +3m +2 / -0
  I'm not a big fan of the deepfried mars bar guy either :marseyindignant:

    WayOut +1m +2 / -0
    I'm not a big fan of the deepfried mars bar guy either :marseyindignant:

    WayOut +1m +2 / -0
    I'm not a big fan of the deepfried mars bar guy either :marseyindignant:

    WayOut +1m +2 / -0
    I'm not a big fan of the deepfried mars bar guy either :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant:

    WayOut +1m +2 / -0
    I'm not a big fan of the deepfried mars bar guy either :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant:

    WayOut +1m +2 / -0
    I'm not a big fan of the deepfried mars bar guy either :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :marseyindignant: :

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-04-22T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: When you are just too tired to be an active member of this community
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +53 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +14 / -0
:#pepolick:

  Kutkop +1m +13 / -0
  :#marseydisgust: :#marseysick:

    Maximus +1m +10 / -0
    :#pepoboner:

      Kutkop +4m +10 / -0
      :#marseycoomer2:

        Maximus +2m +8 / -0
        :#pepoboner:

          Kutkop +1m +7 / -0
          :#marseycoomer2:

            Maximus +1m +7 / -0
            :#pepoboner:

              Kutkop +1m +7 / -0
              :#marseycoomer2:

                Maximus +1m +7 / -0
                :#pepoboner:

                  Kutkop +2m +6 / -0
                  :#marseycoomer2:

                    Maximus +1m +6 / -0
                    :#pepoboner:

                      Kutkop +2m +6 / -0
                      :#marseycoomer2:

                        Maximus +1m +6 / -0
                        :#pepoboner:

                          Kutkop +1m +6 / -0
                          :#marseycoomer2:

                            Maximus +1m +6 / -0
                            :#pepoboner:

  Grue +33m +6 / -0
  >when you’re not in a relationship
  >when you’re not in a relationship
  >when you’re not in a relationship
  >when you’re not in a relationship
  >when you’re not in a relationship
  >when you’re not in a relationship

    Maximus +1m +6 / -0
    :#pepoboner:

      Grue +1m +6 / -0
      >when you’re not in a relationship
      >when you’re not in

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-09-09T23Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: The Last of Us HBO show has made me unironically seethe
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
What a fucking shitshow, I hate this so much. It's already bad but it's only just started.
I'm literally seething so hard right now I don't know how I'm going to get through the next episode, I'm so mad.
Everything is so bad, I cannot put into words how bad it is. This is somehow worse than my personal worst case scenario. I'm gonna be seething for the next 10 years because of this. And I don't know how to cope with this. I hate this so much.
The show has already ruined my favorite game for me. It's so fucking bad.
Everything about this show is bad. The acting, the writing, the direction, the casting, the sets, the music, the editing, the pacing, the costumes, the makeup, the hair, the lighting, the color grading, the sound mixing, the sound effects, the music, the cinematography, the camera work, the framing, the composition, the storytelling, the pacing, the dialogue, the performances, the acting, the writing, the direction, the editing, the sound mixing, the sound effects, the music, the cinematography, the camera work, the framing, the composition, the storytelling, the pacing, the dialogue, the acting, the writing, the direction, the editing, the sound mixing, the sound effects, the music, the cinematography, the camera work, the framing, the composition, the storytelling, the pacing, the dialogue, the acting, the writing, the direction, the editing, the sound mixing, the sound effects, the music, the cinematography, the camera work, the framing, the composition, the storytelling, the pacing, the dialogue, the acting, the writing, the direction, the editing, the sound mixing, the sound effects, the music, the cinematography, the camera work, the framing, the composition, the storytelling, the pacing, the dialogue, the acting, the writing, the direction, the editing, the sound mixing, the sound effects, the music, the cinematography, the camera work, the framing, the composition, the storytelling, the pacing, the dialogue, the acting, the writing, the

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-05-05T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywomanmoment2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes when_the_only_thing_you_can_think_of_in_a_situation}
COMMENTS:
Patriarch +1h +14 / -0
>Why are women so emotional
>Why are women so emotional
>Why are women so emotional
>Why are women so emotional
>Why are women so emotional
>Why are women so emotional
>Why are women so emotional
>Why are women so emotional
>Why are women so emotional
>Why are women so emotional
>Why are women so emotional
>Why are women so emotional
>Why are women so emotional
>Why are women so emotional
>Why are women so emotional
>Why are women so emotional
>Why are women so emotional
>Why are women so emotional
>Why are women so emotional

  Kutkop +2m +10 / -0
  !incels

  NO +3h +2 / -0
  :marseyxd:

cyberdick +1h +7 / -0
> Why are women so emotional
> Why are women so emotional
> Why are women so emotional
> Why are women so emotional
> Why are women so emotional
> Why are women so emotional
> Why are women so emotional
> Why are women so emotional
> Why are women so emotional
> Why are women so emotional
> Why are women so emotional
> Why are women so emotional
> Why are women so emotional
> Why are women so emotional
> Why are women so emotional
> Why are women so emotional
> Why are women so emotional
> Why are women so emotional
> Why are women so emotional

  Kutkop +6m +5 / -0
  :#marseywomanmoment2: :#!marseywomanmoment2:

  NO +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  Tack +3h +1 / -0
  Is this a bot?

    cyberdick +48m +1 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

  NO +2h +1

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-04-08T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/RandomThoughts posts a video of two men kissing, post gets jannied.
URL: {REDDIT: r/RandomThoughts _}
VOTES: +61 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/RandomThoughts _}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
R +2m +58 / -0
> I love the idea of the "show some respect" thing. Like no, I don't owe you anything.
:#!speechbubble:
{IMG}

  Kutkop +1m +36 / -0
  > You are not entitled to be treated like a human. You are not owed respect.
  :#soysnootypefasttalking:

    R +1m +21 / -0
    {IMG}

  Szrotmistrz +11m +31 / -0
  You are not entitled to be treated like a human. You are not owed respect.
  That is a strange thing to say, considering that they don't see themselves as human either, and are not owed respect.

    R +1m +18 / -0
    It's just so bizarre to me.
    I feel bad for the person who has to listen to someone say that shit

  Teslatruck +3h +6 / -0
  We should respect everyone including drumpf

  G-PIG +5h +4 / -0
  This is the average white woman.
  {IMG}

Szrotmistrz +13m +30 / -0
> I love the idea of the "show some respect" thing. Like no, I don't owe you anything.
I wish people like that would learn that the world is not a perfect place, and they won't get everything they want. They think that in the perfect world they would get to live their perfect lives, and don't understand that in the same perfect world they would not have a free choice to do that. It's not a fair world.
!chuds, !nonchuds, !grillers, I want to hear your opinions on the topic.

  Redactor0 +1h +14 / -0
  In the perfect world we wouldn't have to listen to people like that. :m

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-07-11T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Never forget this
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +53 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was going to post this on /r/therightcantmeme but it's private now
COMMENTS:
Geralt_of_Uganda +1h +20 / -0
I will never forgive the jews for this

  Szrotmistrz +15m +12 / -0
  I will forgive them, but I will never forget.

    Geralt_of_Uganda +25m +10 / -0
    I'm sorry, but I can't forgive you either
    :marseyindignant:

      Szrotmistrz +7m +9 / -0
      :#marseygiveup:

        Geralt_of_Uganda +1h +6 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:

KawaiiFembee +1h +13 / -0
I want to post it on /r/forwardsfromklandma and see how they react

  Kutkop +1h +10 / -0
  :marseyxd: I tried posting it on /r/therightcantmeme and got a 403 forbidden message :#marseyitsover:
  I think that sub is private now

    KawaiiFembee +1h +7 / -0
    That's a shame, I think it would have got a decent response. I'm sure there's other subs where it could be posted.y

    FourthCowboy +34m +5 / -0
    I tried to post it on r/politicalhumor but it's still under review :marseyitsover:

  FourthCowboy +2h +4 / -0
  r/politicalhumor is still reviewing the post :marseyitsover:

  FourthCowboy +2h +3 / -0
  r/politicalhumor is still reviewing the post :marseyitsover:

    FourthCowboy +1m +3 / -0
    r/politicalhumor is still reviewing the post :marseyitsover:

      FourthCowboy +1m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-05-16T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not drama] I have a new favorite subreddit
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/woahthatsinteresting/
VOTES: +70 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/woahthatsinteresting a_white_woman_named_leslie_went_to_india_in}
> A white woman named Leslie went to India in 1979 and was raped and murdered by a gang of about 10 people.
> A white woman named Leslie went to India in 1979 and was raped and murdered by a gang of about 10 people. She was 23 and teaching English. Her body was found in a ditch and the case was closed as a suicide. The story was buried for 30 years, but was uncovered by a documentary filmmaker. The filmmaker found that the police had covered up the case and that the woman's family had been told to not speak out about it.
> The documentary filmmaker was able to find some of the men involved in the case. One of them was a man named Pradeep, who was 11 years old when the crime was committed. He was later found guilty of the crime and was sentenced to life in prison.
> The documentary filmmaker was able to find some of the men involved in the case. One of them was a man named Pradeep, who was 11 years old when the crime was committed. He was later found guilty of the crime and was sentenced to life in prison.
> The documentary filmmaker was able to find some of the men involved in the case. One of them was a man named Pradeep, who was 11 years old when the crime was committed. He was later found guilty of the crime and was sentenced to life in prison.
:#marseydarkxd: :#marseydarkxd: :#marseydarkxd:
{REDDIT: r/woahthatsinteresting he_is_a_16_year_old_child_who_came_to_india_to}
> He is a 16 year old child who came to India to work as an apprentice electrician, he was kidnapped by a man who took him to a temple where he was forced to live for 30 years. The man had a family and would let him go for a day or two,

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-06-21T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfemboy: :marseyfemboy: :marseyfemboy: :marseyfemboy: :marseyfemboy: :marseyfemboy: :marseyfemboy: :marseyfemboy: :marseyfemboy: :marseyfemboy: :marseyfemboy: :marseyfemboy: :marseyfemboy: :marseyfemboy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A it it=t> it=it>t> it=t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it>t> it=it

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-01-08T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoyhype: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's just like the show
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +14 / -1
>When you find the last dick in the world
:#marseyaware:

  Kutkop +3m +10 / -1
  {IMG}

  asshole +1h +5 / -1
  :#marseyshutitdown:

Cao_Cao +1m +11 / -1
I hope it's a really, really big dick.

  Kutkop +1m +12 / -1
  {IMG}

    Cao_Cao +1h +4 / -1
    I'm not a fan of the fat phallus tbh.

  asshole +1h +4 / -1
  i hope its a really nice dick!
  !slots100

azurewaves +2h +2 / -1
Is it a marsey dick? :marseyconfused2: me out please me out please

  Kutkop +1m +2 / -1
  Yes

    azurewaves +2m +2 / -1
    :marseyhmm: :marseyhmmm: :marseythinkorino: :marseyfranklin: :marseythinkorino2: :marseyfranklin: :marseyfranklin: :marseyfranklin: :marseyfranklin: :marseyfranklin: :marseyfranklin: :marseyfranklin: :marseyfranklin: :marseyfranklin: :marseyfranklin: :marseyfranklin: :marseyfranklin: :marseyfranklin: :marseyfranklin: :marseyfranklin: :marseyfranklin: :marseyfranklin: :marseyfranklin: :marse

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-01-07T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A man goes on a 5000km trek to prove he has the largest penis in the world :marseydicklet:
URL: https://www.the-sun.com/lifestyle/14222773/indian-man-with-largest-penis-in-the-world/
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> An Indian man has gone on a 5000km trek in an attempt to prove he has the largest penis in the world.
> Manish Kumar, who lives in the city of Lucknow in Uttar Pradesh, claims his penis is 13 inches long.
> The 29-year-old said he had set off on his journey from his home to the Himalayas, and had so far travelled 3000km.
> He had hoped to reach Mount Kailash by March but was forced to return home after his father fell ill and passed away.
> Manish claimed he had been ridiculed and called a 'liar' by many people who had seen him on his journey.
> 'I went to the Himalayas to prove the size of my penis. I travelled on foot for 3,000 kilometres and faced a lot of difficulties,' he said.
> 'I had to stop my journey because my father fell ill and passed away. I had to return home to take care of my mother. But I will continue the journey in the future.'
> Manish, who has a tattoo of a penis on his chest, said he had been ridiculed by people who had seen him on his journey.
> 'I was called a liar by many people who saw me on my journey. But I have never lied about the size of my penis,' he said.
> Manish said he had been rejected by many women because of his size.
> 'I have been rejected by many women because of my size. But I have never given up on my dreams,' he said.
> Manish said he had been ridiculed by people who had seen him on his journey.
> 'I was called a liar by many people who saw me on my journey. But I have never lied about the size of my penis,' he said.
COMMENTS:
Chapose +22m +8 / -0
:#marseyxdoubt:

KoreanDandyKing

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-11-29T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Not a single one of these is funny. I'm not even a 100% sure these are real
URL: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cyqz017p7w9o
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +3m +18 / -0
{IMG}

  Kutkop +1m +12 / -0
  {IMG}

  syscochill +29m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

  BushWasRight +54m +5 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

    Cao_Cao +1h +3 / -0
    :marseyflushzoom:

  PegMeMommy +33m +5 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

  Aba +1h +2 / -0
  :marseywould:

Miffin +27m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  Cao_Cao +20m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

shareblue_shillalalalala +17m +6 / -0
It’s called “humor of the masses” chud

  Kutkop +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyautismcap: :#marseyautismcap: :#marseyautismcap:

Kaczinsky +5h +3 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}

  Kutkop +3m +1 / -0
  :#marseypuke:

    Kaczinsky +10m +1 / -0
    {IMG}
    {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

      Kutkop +1h +1 / -0
      :#marseyyikes: {IMG}

Battleloser +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  Kutkop +48m +1 / -0
  :#marseypuke: {IMG}

    Battleloser +1h +1 / -0
    {

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-04-13T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Trump's plan to re-open the border is a gift to the cartels
URL: {REDDIT: r/BorderlineJunkie trump_is_planning_to_reopen_the_southern_border}
VOTES: +42 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +3m +26 / -0
Well, I guess we'll have to see what happens now. :marseyshrug:

  Kutkop +3m +13 / -0
  Hopefully we get to see cartels vs border patrol and cartels vs fedex

    KoreanDandyKing +4m +14 / -0
    I hope we get to see Cartels vs. Mexican Cartels vs. Cartels vs. Fedex :marseyfluffy:

      Kutkop +2m +10 / -0
      {IMG}

        KoreanDandyKing +1m +11 / -0
        {IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +32m +9 / -0
  I hope we see a lot of cartel vs. fedex

    KoreanDandyKing +2m +7 / -0
    I hope we see a lot of cartel vs. Mexican Cartels vs. Fedex.

      BigBussyHunter +1m +7 / -0
      :marseyxd:
      That would be :marseychefkiss:

CEO_of_misogyny +2m +17 / -0
>cartels
>cartel
:#marseyxd:

  BigBussyHunter +35m +6 / -0
  :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

KoreanDandyKing +5m +13 / -0
>open up the border
>make the cartels do the border patrols
>make the cartels pay for border patrols
>get the cartels to start shooting each other
>profit

  BigBussyHunter +33m +8 / -0
  > make the cartels do the border patrols
  :marseyxd:

  TrvthNvker +2h +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-12-08T16Z
HOLE: chinchilla
TITLE: A raccoon has found my cat food :marseyitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +51 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +19 / -1
:#marseyfluffy:

box +25m +15 / -1
{IMG}

  Kutkop +1h +10 / -1
  :#marseyhesfluffyyouknow:

tempest +1h +14 / -1
omg the raccoon is so cute
how do you think he found the food? did he smell it?

  Kutkop +13m +14 / -1
  The cat food is in a garage that is attached to my house. He would be on the road sniffing stuff and follow the smell. Probably the first time he was here he followed the smell to the back door and then got in the garage.

    tempest +3m +10 / -1
    :#marseyfluffy:
    He's so cute omg

      Kutkop +3m +10 / -1
      :#marseyfluffyannoyed:

    Geralt_of_Uganda +1h +3 / -1
    Don't forget to check your car exhaust for dead raccoons

      Kutkop +3m +2 / -1
      They are always so chill :marseyfluffy: I think they are very smart

        Geralt_of_Uganda +1m +3 / -1
        I love them so much :marseyfluffylove:

          Kutkop +2m +3 / -1
          Me too, they are very chill and very smart

  Kutkop +4m +5 / -1
  It's probably the first time he was here he followed the smell to the back door and then got in the garage.

Aisha +1h +11 / -1
{IMG}

misterwigger +13m +7 / -1
{YOUTUBE}
:#marseyemojilaugh:

  Kutkop +1h +6 / -1
  {IMG}

  Kutkop +1h +4 / -1

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-08-07T18Z
HOLE: personal
TITLE: The "humans are the real animals" episode has arrived
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +31 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!animalposters
My cat is a little weird
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +12 / -0
:#marseycalvin:

  Kutkop +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseygoatse:

Dramamine +38m +5 / -0
:#marseycalvin:

  Kutkop +3m +4 / -0
  :#marseycalvin: is a good marsey

comics_for_trans_rights +1h +4 / -0
:#marseyflushzoom:

  Kutkop +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseyflushzoom: is a good marsey

DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +3 / -0
{IMG}

  Kutkop +52s +3 / -0
  :#marseybow: is a good marsey

Haberdasher +1h +2 / -0
:#marseycalvin:

  Kutkop +33s +2 / -0
  :#marseycalvin: is a good marsey

    Haberdasher +3h +1 / -0
    :#marseyagree:

Bepis +4m +2 / -0
What did he eat before this?

  Kutkop +2m +3 / -0
  :#marseylickinglips:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +12m +2 / -0
:#marseycalvin:

  Kutkop +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseycalvin: is a good marsey

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +2 / -0
    :#marseycalvin: is a good marsey

      Kutkop +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseycalvin: is a good marsey

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-10-11T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyretardchad:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +38 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheHorseFromBerserk +1h +16 / -0
> This is my favorite new way to get a guy's attention
> I'm a girl
> I'm a girl
> I'm a girl
:#marseycoffee:

  Kutkop +1m +11 / -0
  :#marseycoffee:

    TheHorseFromBerserk +3m +10 / -0
    :#marseycoffeerecursive:

      Kutkop +14m +6 / -0
      :#marseynew:

BernieSanders +1h +13 / -0
Lmao that dude's face is priceless

  Kutkop +21m +7 / -0
  :#marseyxdorbit:

GovernorOfNewYork +44m +10 / -0
I can fix her :marsey57:

  Kutkop +5m +11 / -0
  She can fix him :marseyfoidretard:

  Jewdanksdad +1h +3 / -0
  By fixing the glasses?

Jewdanksdad +2h +2 / -0
:#marseypuke: the girl

  Kutkop +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseycoffee:

MoidAppreciator +2h +2 / -0
fucking retards

  Kutkop +40m +2 / -0
  :#marseycoffee:

    MoidAppreciator +1h +2 / -0
    :marseycoffee:

      Kutkop +1h +2 / -0
      :#marseynew:

        MoidAppreciator +10h +1 / -0
        :#marseynew: I'm a girl :#marseynew: I'm a girl :#marseynew: I'm a girl

          Kutkop +22m

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-01-20T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyelonmusk: announces xAI as the first AI to produce a functional nuclear reactor.
URL: {TWEET: elonmusk}
VOTES: +62 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
throwaway111 +3m +54 / -0
I'm sure this is the end of the nuclear industry and the beginning of AI-powered nuclear power plants everywhere.

  asshole +41m +11 / -0
  {IMG}

  jesus +54m +11 / -0
  >the beginning of AI-powered nuclear power plants everywhere
  :#marseysal:

  whyareyou +3h +6 / -0
  this is the first step on the road to AI-automated nuclear power plants, comrade

  Lv999_Lich_King +4h +4 / -0
  Don't worry, we'll have fusion in 10 years guys, just 10 more years

    throwaway111 +1h +4 / -0
    >Don't worry, we'll have fusion in 10 years guys, just 10 more years
    :marseysal:

      Lv999_Lich_King +3m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

  GayWhiteFagLord +5h +3 / -0
  Where are the nuclear powered cars? Why aren’t we all on a nuclear powered planet? We could be!

X +1m +36 / -0
> xAI
:#marseyelonmusk:

  AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +43m +18 / -0
  :#marseyelonmuskgenocide:

  lalilulelo +4h +7 / -0
  Why do you hate black people?

    X +4m +7 / -0
    He is the blackest of all black people

      lalilulelo +16m +5 / -0
      He’s only half black, the other half is white, so he’s only half black

        X +1m +5 / -0
        He's the blackest of all black people

          lalilule

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-03-14T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [NO DRAMA] Apparently there is a lot of drama on the German internet forum mnnforum.net
URL: https://mnnforum.net/
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was looking for some German memes to translate for the kids, but they were all memes about how the AfD is the worst thing since Hitler and how you should go to a refugee camp and behead a Muslim (I have no idea what the first one means). I have never seen so much seethe on a forum before, even the r/germany subreddit is less angry.
COMMENTS:
Freak-Off +4m +13 / -0
This is exactly what happens when you don't have the ability to defend your country against a foreign invasion.
Sucks to suck, Krauts.

  Kutkop +1m +9 / -0
  Just nuke them already
  :#marseynukegoggles:

    Freak-Off +1m +7 / -0
    All I'm saying is if you can't defend yourself, don't complain when the "big boys" come to party.
    Either way, you need to become an ally of the United States, or get fucked.

      Kutkop +5m +10 / -0
      > Either way, you need to become an ally of the United States, or get fucked.
      {IMG}

        Freak-Off +1m +6 / -0
        I'm not talking about you, you fucking asshole.
        I'm talking about the Germans, who are a pathetic people who are about to get blown the fuck up.
        Either embrace freedom and democracy, or continue being a commie who hates freedom and democracy.
        It's up to you.

          Kutkop +1m +10 / -0
          > I'm not talking about you, you fucking asshole.
          :#marseyemojilaugh:

            Freak-Off +1m +5 / -0
            I'm not reading all of that shit, but I'm glad you found it funny.

              Kutkop +3m +10 / -0
              > I'm not reading all of that shit, but I'm glad you found it funny.
              :#marseyemojilaugh:

                Freak-

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-09-14T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyretardchad: gets laid
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmIOverreacting aio_my_husband_is_hooking_up_with_another_girl}
VOTES: +51 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I (35F) have been married to my husband (40M) for 10 years. I'm a single mom to our two children, 10 and 6 years old. He's been working as a consultant for the past few months, and I've been handling most of the household responsibilities and childcare. We've always been open about our communication and have a good relationship overall.
> Recently, I discovered that my husband has been hooking up with a 27-year-old woman he met through work. I found out because he's been bringing her home late at night, and I overheard him talking about it with his friends. He's been secretive about it, but I confronted him, and he admitted it. He said he just needed some "companionship" since he's been busy with work and doesn't want to lose me.
> I'm really upset and confused. I feel like he's betraying me and our relationship. I love him, but I can't understand why he would do this. I'm worried that he might be considering leaving me for this woman. I told him that I need space to process this, but he said he's not leaving me and that he still loves me.
> I'm torn between being upset and wanting to protect our family. I don't want to lose him, but I also don't want to be in a relationship where I feel like I'm being cheated on. I'm considering seeking counseling to work through this, but I'm not sure if it will help. I'm also worried about how this will affect our children.
> Am I overreacting? Is it normal for him to be hooking up with someone else? Should I push for counseling or just give him space to prove himself? I just need some guidance on how to handle this situation.
COMMENTS:
JimieWhales +14m +46 / -1
> I'm a single mom to our two children, 10 and 6 years old
The only way he could be a single dad is if he died or something

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-02-25T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to handle a situation like this
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Hoes_mad +5m +11 / -0
Have you considered not being poor?

  Kutkop +1h +5 / -0
  Have you considered being less autistic :#marseyindignant:

  Transformers +3h +4 / -0
  :#marseyfry:

GovernorOfNewYork +2h +6 / -0
Having a kid is a financial investment and a huge responsibility. If you don't want to be a parent, don't have a child.
:#marseyserioushatfact:

  Kutkop +55m +3 / -0
  I am not the one that needs to be responsible, she is. If she doesn't want to be responsible, she doesn't need to have a kid either. I don't want to be a parent, I want to be a dad.

    GovernorOfNewYork +4m +4 / -0
    I don't want to be a parent either but my dick is still functional :marseyshrug:

      Kutkop +2m +3 / -0
      :#marseyhesright:

    lalilulelo +1h +2 / -0
    > I want to be a dad.**cott**
    You want to be a dad.**cott** :#marseycwc:

      Kutkop +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

DoveMenCare +1h +5 / -0
>not aborting
:#marseydisagree:

  Kutkop +23m +4 / -0
  I am not the one that needs to be responsible, she is. If she doesn't want to be responsible, she doesn't need to have a kid either. I don't want to be a parent, I want to be a dad. :marseyindignant:

    DoveMenCare +2m +6 / -0
    > I want to be a dad.**cott**
    :#marseyaware:

      Kutkop +2m +4 / -

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-05-29T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How do I get a real marsey?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am thinking of getting a marsey but don't want the orange and white one, I want the one that's real.
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
You could try the one in the Burger King logo but I'm not sure if it's still alive.

  Kutkop +9m +1 / -0
  :#marseyburgers:

misterwigger +1h +2 / -0
I have a friend who's a vet and they did this to me and I'm still not sure how. He found me a stray kitten and I took it home and gave it the name Marsey. I think it was just a coincidence because it was orange and white. But, I've come to find out that the name Marsey is actually a brand of cat food. So, now I have to feed my cat Marsey, Marsey food. And, it's not cheap. I mean, it's not expensive either, but it's not cheap. I've been spending a lot of money on Marsey food. And, I'm not sure if it's worth it. I mean, Marsey is a good cat. But, I'm not sure if it's worth the money. I mean, I could just feed her regular cat food. But, I don't know if that would be as good for her. I mean, I don't know if Marsey food is better for her. I mean, I don't know if it's worth the money. I mean, I don't know if it's worth the money. I mean, I don't know if it's worth the money. I mean, I don't know if it's worth the money. I mean, I don't know if it's worth the money. I mean, I don't know if it's worth the money. I mean, I don't know if it's worth the money. I mean, I don't know if it's worth the money. I mean, I don't know if it's worth the money. I mean, I don't know if it's worth the money. I

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-05-29T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagbelgium: :marseyflagbelgium: :marseyflagbelgium: :marseyflagbelgium: :marseyflagbelgium: :marseyflagbelgium: :marseyflagbelgium: :marseyflagbelgium: :marseyflagbelgium: :marseyflagbelgium: :marseyflagbelgium: :marseyflagbelgium: :marseyflagbelgium: :marseyflagbelgium: :marseyflagbelgium: :marseyflagbelgium:
URL: https://www.nieuwsblad.be/nl/brussel/brussel-brussel-voor-brussel-gevaarlijke-stunt-in-brussel-gevaarlijke-stunt-in-brussel-voor-brussel-gevaarlijke-stunt-in-brussel-voor-brussel-gevaarlijke-stunt-in-brussel-voor-brussel-gevaarlijke-stunt-in-brussel-voor-brussel-gevaarlijke-stunt-in-brussel-voor-brussel-gevaarlijke-stunt-in-brussel-voor-brussel-gevaarlijke-stunt-in-brussel-voor-brussel-gevaarlijke-stunt-in-brussel-voor-brussel-gevaarlijke-stunt-in-brussel-voor-brussel-gevaarlijke-stunt-in-brussel-voor-brussel-gevaarlijke-stunt-in-brussel-voor-brussel-gevaarlijke-stunt-in-brussel-voor-brussel-gevaarlijke-stunt-in-brussel-voor-brussel-gevaarlijke-stunt-in-brussel-voor-brussel-gevaarlijke-stunt-in-brussel-voor-brussel-gevaarlijke-stunt-in-brussel-voor-brussel-gevaarlijke-stunt-in-brussel-voor-brussel-gevaarlijke-stunt-in-brussel-voor-brussel-gevaarlijke-stunt-in-brussel-voor-brussel-gevaarlijke-stunt-in-brussel-voor-br

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-04-23T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Elon Musk has been creating a new reality, and it's fucking terrifying.
URL: {TWEET: DavidZweig}
VOTES: +31 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyelonmuskgenocide: :#marseyelonmuskgenocide: :#marseyelonmuskgenocide:
COMMENTS:
SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +15m +19 / -0
Elon is just a retard. He's not a genocidal maniac or even a real threat to the American system. He's just a retard.

  forget +1h +9 / -0
  He's not a threat to the system but he's a threat to the elite and the elites are always in control

  Patrice +2h +5 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  whyareyou +4h +1 / -0
  the problem is he's a retard who thinks he's a genius and therefore he is a danger to everyone around him, including the system

CEO_of_misogyny +1h +13 / -0
>chuds posting their Ls
>NOOOO IT'S NOT REAL IT'S NOT REAL YOU'RE JUST MAKING ME LOOK BAD
:#chudtantrumtalking:

  Patrice +1h +8 / -0
  {IMG}
  {IMG}

    CEO_of_misogyny +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseytruthnuke:

    whyareyou +2h +3 / -0
    The best part of this is the other retards who fell for it

  _sus +1h +2 / -0
  this is the only chud L in this thread

Patrice +2h +8 / -0
{IMG}
lol
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}

  _sus +48m +4 / -0
  lol, the guy who posted this is a comedian btw, and he's one of the good ones, as far as comedians go.

    Patrice +1h +2 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

      _sus +14m +2 / -0
      the video is pretty good

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2024-04-29T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywholesome: A new breed of KANGz has hit the streets, if you don't like it, you can't compete
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +17 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +11 / -0
That nigga got like 2000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-02-14T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Average rDrama user
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Kutkop +1m +6 / -0
!peakpoors
{TWEET: GEMKINGG}

  WayOut +2m +3 / -0
  I'm gonna cry.

  CEO_of_misogyny +5m +3 / -0
  Average foid.

KawaiiFembee +3m +5 / -0
I don't see any soy:soyjakwow:

  Kutkop +2m +4 / -0
  I took the soy out of the title :marseyindignant:

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +21m +2 / -0
:#marseywould:

  Kutkop +6m +2 / -0
  :marseyagreefast: :marseyfoidretard:

CEO_of_misogyny +1m +2 / -0
:#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marsey

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-01-16T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteusa: :marseyjetbombing: :marseyjetbombing: :marseyjetbombing: :marseyjetbombing:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +53 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +5m +24 / -0
{IMG}

  kaamrev +4h +2 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

Enrico_Motassa +1m +19 / -0
I thought they were gonna do another one of those "fireworks" explosions

  Kutkop +2m +25 / -0
  {IMG}

    Enrico_Motassa +2m +10 / -0
    {IMG}

    Detroitvelvetsmooth +2h +6 / -0
    That looks like a giant humpback whale

    Sphereserf3232 +5m +5 / -0
    It looks like a cow :marseysad:

      Kutkop +1m +5 / -0
      :#marseyindignant: :#marseycomplain:

    WayOut +1h +4 / -0
    I've never seen a bigger piece of shit.

  vegan_doggy_bottom +1h +5 / -0
  It was cool but the smoke was like 50% of the frame and it was pretty dark outside. I couldn't see shit.

    Enrico_Motassa +26m +5 / -0
    I saw the missile and then just like 20 seconds later there was a big fireball. It was pretty cool.

      vegan_doggy_bottom +4m +5 / -0
      I saw the missile but couldn't see the explosion until it had already happened.

  Sphereserf3232 +7m +4 / -0
  What was that?

    Enrico_Motassa +1m +7 / -0
    I thought it was a fireworks display or some shit, not a missile.

      Sphereserf3232 +39s +5 / -0
      Why? :marseysad

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AUTHOR: Kutkop
DATE: 2025-05-15T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseynorf: :marseypoor: :marseyitsover: :marseybritbongitsover: :marseybritish: :marseybritish:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +52 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
:#marseyemojilaugh:
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +2m +31 / -0
I want a boykisser tattoo

  Kutkop +3m +27 / -0
  {IMG}

    loli_esports +4m +14 / -0
    So cute

    DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +10 / -0
    {IMG}

  asshole +3m +14 / -0
  i want a "GROOMER" tattoo
  !slots1000

  GodzillaSong +1h +10 / -0
  {IMG}

    Kutkop +1h +8 / -0
    :#marseyme:

  jesus +1h +8 / -0
  :#marseyme:

  TrvthNvker +1h +7 / -0 [O]
  :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

  TheHorseFromBerserk +3h +6 / -0
  {IMG}

    loli_esports +1h +3 / -0
    :marseywould:

  Morpheuswipe +1h +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    loli_esports +3h +2 / -0
    :marseywould:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3h +5 / -0
  {IMG}

  BWC +3h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

  Brony +5h +2 / -0
  >I want a boykisser tattoo
  :#godiwishthatwereme:

  ThePhantomBussy +13h +2 / -0
  {IMG}
  Unironically though, this would be a great

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2024-04-16T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteisrael: :marseysaluteisrael: :marseysaluteisrael:
URL: {TWEET: newsmax}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
yesimawesome +4m +8 / -0
Well, I guess we know how many Iranian civilians are in Iran now.

  GlowieKong +3h +2 / -0
  I don't know, I heard the last time they tried to kill a random Israeli tourist at the Tel Aviv airport, they only got 375. I'm not sure if that's up to date, though.

    yesimawesome +17m +2 / -0
    I was being sarcastic. I don't know how many Iranian civilians are in Iran now.

      GlowieKong +25m +2 / -0
      {GIF}
      Still don't know, but I'm guessing it's a lot less than when it started.

H +29m +5 / -0
Iran will be fine. It's the US, Israel, and Europe that are fucked.

  L +3m +3 / -0
  How do you think Iran will be fine when it's literally only been 24 hours and they've already lost the ability to launch missiles at Israel?

    H +2m +6 / -0
    They have other ways to kill Israelis

      L +2m +2 / -0
      I mean I guess they could go to Israel and kill people in the streets but I'm pretty sure that's illegal

        H +3m +6 / -0
        They have other ways to kill Israelis

          L +44m +1 / -0
          I guess you could just buy a plane ticket but I doubt the average Iranian can afford that

            H +11m +4 / -0
            They have other ways to kill Israelis

              L +15m +2 / -0
              I guess they could just move there but the average Iranian is probably like 115 lbs and would never be able to get a job in Israel

                H +6m +4 / -0
                They have other ways to kill Israelis

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2022-05-16T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The game is OVER
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
sardine +4m +13 / -0
> 888,888
:#marseymerchant:

  L +1m +8 / -0
  No it's 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2023-07-25T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyxd:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +41 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/stupidpol comment}
COMMENTS:
AverageBen10Enjoyer +1m +12 / -0
> upvoted for the title
Please don't use upvote as a verb, it's cringe.

  L +1m +9 / -0
  I thought it was really funny and i wanted to share that with my fellow redditors so i upvoted it
  :#marseysnoo:

    AverageBen10Enjoyer +10m +3 / -0
    Upmarseyd

  Fabrico +1m +2 / -0
  Upmarseyd

    AverageBen10Enjoyer +9m +2 / -0
    Downvoted

      Fabrico +1m +1 / -0
      :#marseycheeky:

        AverageBen10Enjoyer +2m +1 / -0
        Upmarseyed

          Fabrico +1m +1 / -0
          :#marseyblush:

  asshole +57m +1 / -0
  {GIF}
  !slotsmb100

Fabrico +1m +7 / -0
:#marseyxd:
Lmao that's a great title.

AverageBen10Enjoyer +5m +6 / -0
> Upvoted for the title. But I can't imagine a trans person making a mistake like this.
> > I’ve met trans people, it’s more common than you’d think. I know one who, at the time, was a guy, and he wore his wife’s panties and would sleep with them on, and he’d use them to masturbate to himself.
> > And yeah he’s trans now. But in the end, he was a guy, not a lesbian.
> > > The trans person in question is a woman, not a man. It's the man who is the lesbian.
> > > > The trans person in question is a lesbian, not a woman. It's the woman who is the lesbian.
:#marseyconfused2:

  L +1m +7

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2023-06-20T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 35 year old woman posts about how hard it is to be a 35 year old woman. Commenters tell her it's her fault
URL: {TWEET: ashleypowell_}
VOTES: +127 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [It’s a privilege to have a job, housing, and family. It’s a privilege to live in a time where we can say whatever we want, and not be treated like property, or worse.]({TWEET: ashleypowell_})
:#marseywomanmoment:
> [I'm not sure how you can be so privileged and so miserable]({TWEET: timclemente})
>> [I think that's because I'm not in the room with you, Tim.]({TWEET: ashleypowell_})
:#marseywomanmoment2:
> [You can’t just be an adult and be upset that you have responsibilities. That’s just how life works. This is the dumbest fucking take on the planet.]({TWEET: collinsandrew})
:#marseyhesright:
> [I'm not sure I believe you're 35. You're acting like a whiny child who doesn't want to grow up.]({TWEET: brian__gordon})
>> [“I'm not sure I believe you're 35. You're acting like a whiny child who doesn't want to grow up.” This is a great way to be a human being. And I am so glad that I am not a human being. I am something else. I am a worm, I am a fish, I am a snake, I am a rat, I am a bird, I am a mouse, I am a bee, I am a fly, I am a spider, I am a snail, I am a slug, I am a centipede, I am a dragonfly, I am a cockroach, I am a praying mantis, I am a grasshopper, I am a cricket, I am a butterfly, I am a moth, I am a cicada, I am a locust, I am a termite, I am a ladybug, I am a beetle, I am a weevil, I am a flea,

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2024-03-11T16Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: Total AI Victory :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover:
URL: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2024/03/ai-researchers-discover-a-way-to-make-the-superior-models-more-accurate
VOTES: +35 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Researchers working with ChatGPT have found that the AI’s errors can be dramatically reduced simply by having it explain how it arrived at a particular answer.
> In a paper published this week in Nature, researchers at Stanford and the University of Washington say the technique is effective enough that it’s “very likely to be worth the cost” of having the AI explain its reasoning in any given scenario.
> The team found that they could reduce the rate of errors by 40 percent simply by having the AI explain its thought process. And in some cases, they were able to reduce the error rate by up to 80 percent.
> In order to understand how the technique works, it’s important to understand how large language models (LLMs) like ChatGPT actually work. The technology is based on a technique called transformer models, which are designed to find patterns in a given dataset. It’s also trained on a dataset of about a trillion words, which means it’s good at recognizing patterns in words and phrases.
> But the model doesn’t actually “understand” the meaning of the words it’s trained on. It’s just looking for patterns in the data, and it doesn’t have any way of knowing what those patterns mean. This is why ChatGPT can sometimes give you completely wrong answers to questions.
COMMENTS:
DaddyReagan +26m +28 / -0
> you're not a real doctor, you're a large language model. You don't actually know what you're talking about.
> Here's my thought process. First I read the question, then I used my knowledge of medicine to answer the question.
:#marseysmoothbrain:

  L +16m +20 / -0
  >I read the question
  I know you did, what was it?

    DaddyReagan +11m +11 / -0
    I'll let you know when i get the

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2023-02-20T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Normie has 100k to spend, goes to one of the most expensive places on the planet and complains that it's overpriced :marseybrainlet:
URL: {REDDIT: r/ottawa dinner_at_lucien_ottawa}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +24m +24 / -0
> I've been there a few times, and it's always overpriced for the quality. The service is good, but the food is mediocre at best. If you want a fine dining experience, you'd be better off with a more expensive restaurant like Tojo's or Zizzi.
:#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl:

  L +1m +15 / -0
  I love how the most expensive places have a reputation for being the best but as soon as you're not in the mood to spend $1000 a head on a meal you can tell these people are happy to inform you that its actually mid tier and you're just dumb.

    Dramamine +3m +11 / -0
    The places that have a rep for being the best are usually the ones that make the best food, have the best service, and the best atmosphere. It's not that complicated, it's just an expensive way to eat food.

      L +3m +14 / -0
      I mean it's really the opposite.
      The best food is almost never the most expensive because most of the time you're paying for the name and the prestige.
      The best service is almost always the most expensive because it's not a matter of skill, it's a matter of time and attention.
      The best atmosphere is almost always the most expensive because it's not a matter of quality, it's a matter of exclusivity.

        Dramamine +2m +8 / -0
        > The best food is almost never the most expensive because most of the time you're paying for the name and the prestige.
        That's a very reddit take. I've been to a lot of places with fine dining and it's never been the case for me.
        > The best service is almost always the most

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2023-08-02T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The US is running out of pilots and is now offering 100k bonuses to anyone willing to sign up
URL: {TWEET: TheInsiderPaper}
VOTES: +91 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseypikachu2: :marseyjetfighter:
COMMENTS:
USCENTCOM +1m +85 / -0
I thought this was a meme at first but now I'm legitimately curious why no one is willing to fly for the US government. Surely it's not just the pay, right?

  corp +10m +84 / -0
  > I thought this was a meme at first but now I'm legitimately curious why no one is willing to fly for the US government. Surely it's not just the pay, right?
  :#marseyretard4:

    USCENTCOM +1m +32 / -0
    My IQ is only 150, not 1500. I'm not quite a genius.

      corp +1m +35 / -0
      :#marseyretardchad:

      IHaveNoMeatAndIMustGrill +1h +15 / -0
      You just have a learning disability

  pizzashill +52m +48 / -2
  I think it's the work schedule.
  You can get paid more working at a restaurant in florida than you can working for the air force.

    MarseylnBoots +1h +23 / -0
    You don't have to be in the military to be a military pilot

      pizzashill +3m +27 / -1
      Yeah but you have to be in the military to fly for the government.
      This isnt a meme - the government has wildly low pay for pilots.

        tempest +1h +23 / -0
        Not true, it's not actually the government that's paying the pilots. It's the airlines, who are struggling to find pilots. It's the government that's paying for the training (which is a big deal, it's like $50k) but that's not their salary.

          pizzashill +1m +11 / -2
          No it

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2023-03-18T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Incels mad that their favorite podcasters are now fucking
URL: {REDDIT: r/IncelTears lindsay_and_jordan}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
They were always a little sus to me, but I didn't want to believe it. This finally puts it to rest. The incels were right
COMMENTS:
X +13m +14 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases:
{IMG}

  L +1m +13 / -0
  I mean they were both in their 30s so I guess it's not really that shocking, just disappointing

    X +2m +7 / -0
    yeah they're not ugly and i think the older you get the less you care about looks
    there's just a bunch of kpop fans in the comments of that post :marseyxd:

  smolchickentenders +1m +10 / -0
  It was inevitable. I always thought Jordan was a :marseytrain2:

    X +2m +10 / -0
    yea it was pretty obvious lol
    {IMG}

      L +13m +7 / -0
      I always assumed that was his wife. I think its pretty common to have a beardy husband and a pretty wife

        X +1m +5 / -0
        lol i think so too but it's weird to post a pic of the wife in a post about your wife's best friend
        i'm just coping that my favourite podcasters are getting laid :marseygiveup:

      smolchickentenders +10m +5 / -0
      :marseyshutitdown: also why is he always on antidepressants and what are his sexual preferences? :marseycoomer:

        X +3m +3 / -0
        i think he's bi from the vibes
        i don't think the antidepressants are that bad

          smolchickentenders +1m +3 / -0
          I read that he was on the SSRI treadmill, which is worse than benzos imo.

            X +1m +4 / -0
            i think he's

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2024-01-28T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Everyone's favorite (furry) creator turns out to be a pedo
URL: {TWEET: TheOmniLiberal}
VOTES: +77 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GF938lnXsAAKXKm?format=jpg&name=medium
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GF938lqWcAEhO82?format=jpg&name=medium
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GF938lqXwAA6Y4Q?format=jpg&name=medium
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GF938lqW0AAiR9L?format=jpg&name=medium
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GF938lqXMAAg_NL?format=jpg&name=medium
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GF938lqWkAEiV0U?format=jpg&name=medium
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GF938lqWcAA-4mN?format=jpg&name=medium
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GF938lqX4AA2c4Q?format=jpg&name=medium
COMMENTS:
BimothyX2 +3m +105 / -0
>omniliberal
He was right about foids

  L +2m +86 / -0
  He's a rightoid with a "liberal" Twitter handle so I assume he's trying to stir the pot and get people to assume it's a leftoid.

    Dick_Dastardly +14m +56 / -0
    He's a rightoid with a "liberal" twitter handle so I assume he's trying to stir the pot and get people to assume it's a leftoid.
    :#marseyshesright:

    BimothyX2 +1m +28 / -0
    He's right about foids

      L +2m +30 / -0
      He's a rightoid with a "liberal" Twitter handle so I assume he's trying to stir the pot and get people to assume it's a leftoid

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2023-05-08T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Least pathetic r/antiwork user
URL: https://old.reddit.com/user/MineralRarity
VOTES: +50 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I found this guy on a thread where he was mad that his dad made him do yardwork. I went to check his profile to see if he was a troll and it's just a depressing cascade of increasingly pathetic attempts to get free money
I mean, obviously this is all fake. It's probably a guy making the account to farm seethe. But it's also not out of the realm of possibility that there are people this pathetic. I don't know what's worse.
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +18m +34 / -0
> [That's why I don't want to be a doctor, I'd rather be a wagecuck with a 100k salary, working 60 hours a week and then get my dick sucked by my mom when I get home.]({REDDIT: r/antiwork my_mom_told_me_i_should_get_a_better_job})
:#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyxd:

  gaslighter +2h +17 / -0
  > I’d rather be a wagecuck with a 100k salary, working 60 hours a week and then get my dick sucked by my mom when I get home.
  :#marseyflushzoom:

    DrFateHoids +3h +7 / -0
    Least degenerate r/antiwork user

  JohnDevereaux +10h +5 / -0
  *"It's not my fault, I'm a redditor!"*
  {IMG}

  Account_109_ +4h +4 / -0
  Least depraved antiworkcel

  Marbee +5h +4 / -0
  The poor guy. His mom can't even be a secretary and be a whore.

FormerLurKONG +2h +30 / -0
> [I would love to be a wagie in a restaurant. I love eating, and if I can have my meals for free, why not?]({REDDIT: r

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2022-06-22T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "They know who did it." - chuds discuss why 1350 is a threat to the white race
URL: https://consumeproduct.win/p/15IGYzXwNv/they-know-who-did-it/c
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not going to lie, I'm more interested in the comments than the post itself because the comments are far more dramatic.
The post itself is just a generic "noootice" post and it's basically just a chud version of "listen to your heart" which I assume is still a popular meme in that community.
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +1h +4 / -0
> The Jews are the ones who did it
Well that's a pretty obvious answer.

  L +11m +1 / -0
  It's like a reverse noooticing where you just assume everything is a conspiracy by the jews from the beginning

    whyareyou +2m +2 / -0
    I mean, they are.

GooooooldMember +40m +4 / -0
> That's why we need to build our own country
> Not that kind of country.
> A real country. A white country. A Christian country. A country where we are in control. A country where we can make our own laws.
> A country where we have our own gods, and they don't look like spiders. A country where we can say, "Fuck you, Jews. You don't get to control us. We're done with you."
> A country where we can say, "Fuck you, blacks. You don't get to control us. We're done with you."
> A country where we can say, "Fuck you, Muslims. You don't get to control us. We're done with you."
> A country where we can say, "Fuck you, fags. You don't get to control us. We're done with you."
> A country where we can say, "Fuck you, trannies. You don't get to control us. We're done with you."
> A country where we can say, "Fuck you, communists. You don't get to control us. We're done with you."

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2022-02-28T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors seethe and cope as the Taliban advances
URL: {REDDIT: r/worldnews taliban_forces_enter_zaporedia_oblast_in_eastern}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WappyDoo +56m +12 / -0
>They’re going to lose a lot of people trying to take this shit.
>That’s the thing though, the Taliban are willing to lose a lot of people to take shit. That’s how they won the first time around
>>Are you serious? I’ve been reading about this and I’m not sure what you’re talking about. The Taliban lost a lot of people in the fight. That’s why they lost.
>>>They lost a lot of people, but they are willing to lose more. They are not a military that is going to be deterred by death losses. They are willing to keep taking casualties to achieve their goals. They are a different breed from the Russian military.
>>>>Taliban are not willing to lose a lot of people. They lost a lot of people in the fight against the Afghan government and that’s why they lost. The Taliban is not a military that is going to be deterred by death losses. They are a different breed from the Russian military.
>>>>>If the Taliban lost a lot of people and they are not willing to lose a lot of people, then why did they lose the first time around?
>>>>>>Because the Afghan government had a better military. The Taliban is not a military that is going to be deterred by death losses. They are a different breed from the Russian military.
>>>>>>>The Taliban is not a military that is going to be deterred by death losses. They are a different breed from the Russian military.
>>>>>>>>The Taliban is not a military that is going to be deterred by death losses. They are a different breed from the Russian military.
:#marseywoah:

  L +12m +8 / -0
  Noooooo they're not like Russia they're like the USA. They'll just give up and stop fighting after 10 years of being in a stalemate with the world's least competent military

    Urboros +6m +7 / -0
    They're not like Russia, they're

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2024-08-29T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AI is about to make the most important race in the world more important
URL: {TWEET: elonmusk}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-Aryan_languages
> There are about 1 billion native speakers of Indo-Aryan languages
This is the mother tongue of most of the world's wealthiest people. The language of the most powerful empires in history. The future of the world is going to be determined by how well it is spoken and understood. And right now there is only one person who can help
COMMENTS:
tempest +34m +10 / -0
I'm gonna be honest with you bb
The reason I didn't learn it as a kid was because the language is ugly.
It's like the only language I know with a bunch of hard Rs. You might not notice it when written but it's really annoying to hear.
It's also super repetitive. Like a lot of other languages have a bunch of different verb tenses but most of them are just conjugations of the same base word, so you might have 5 tenses but you only need to learn one base word to get them all. Not so in Hindi, where they just make up new words for different tenses, often by just adding a prefix or suffix to the base word.

  L +3m +9 / -0
  It's also a ton of rules, and it's a ton of rules that make no sense and will be broken by 90% of the people that use it anyway

    tempest +1m +5 / -0
    Yeah there's a lot of exceptions to the rules, which is annoying. I think it would be easier to learn if they were less prescriptive.

  FourthCowboy +1h +4 / -0
  I'm not surprised by the hard Rs, Indians have a lot of them. But the accent is also really annoying :marseyannoyed:

  GabrielMartinelli +14h +1 / -0
  You sound like a plebbitor.

    tempest +2h +1 / -0
    :#marseyshrug:
    I don't disagree bb

Patriarch +2h +6 / -0
I

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2022-08-19T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I wonder what they're thinking
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ACA +1m +4 / -0
I hope they were thinking "I'm going to murder that guy" and they did it

  L +3m +2 / -0
  I hope they were thinking "I'm going to murder that guy" and they did it
  :marseyglow:

    ACA +11m +2 / -0
    I hope they were thinking "I'm going to murder that guy" and they did it
    :marseyglow2:

whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
I'm thinking the cops are lying and they were saying trans lives matter

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +1 / -0
I hope they were thinking "I'm going to murder that guy" and they did it
:#!marseyshooting: :marseycop:.. :marseycop: :#!marseyshooting:. :marseycop: :#!marseyshooting: :marseycop:
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Keep Yourself Safe.. :marseycop: :#!marseyshooting: :marseycop:
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:marseycop: :#!marseyshooting: :marseycop: :#!marseyshooting: :marseycop:. :marseycop: :#!marseyshooting: :marseycop: :#!marseyshooting: :marseycop:
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:marseycop: :#!marseyshooting: :marseycop: :#!marseyshooting: :marseycop: :#!marseyshooting: :marseycop: :#!marseyshooting: :marseycop:
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:marseycop: :#!marseyshooting: :marseycop: :#!marseyshooting: :marseycop: :#!marseyshooting: :marseycop: :#!marseyshooting: :marseycop: :#!marseyshooting: :marseycop:

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2024-03-03T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I see you have been busy
URL: N/A
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Patsy +3m +10 / -0
!animalposters

  ACA +7m +6 / -0
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  !cats

    Patsy +1m +3 / -0
    {IMG}
    {IMG}
    !cats

      ACA +1m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

    zip +2h +2 / -0
    I love the cat with the bow

      ACA +6h +1 / -0
      I love the cat with the bow

  ABC +1m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    Patsy +53s +6 / -0
    {IMG}

      ABC +1m +5 / -0
      :marseyshook:

      Dick_Dastardly +20m +2 / -0
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ABC +2m +9 / -0
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  Patsy +1m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    ABC +2m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2023-07-14T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: San Francisco Mayor Uses a Homeless Man to Make a Point About Homelessness. San Franciscans are Not Impressed.
URL: {TWEET: nypost}
VOTES: +100 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: nypost}
{TWEET: nypost}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +114 / -0
> If you're sleeping on the street, it's a choice. If you're homeless, it's a choice.
:#gigachad4:

  ManBearFridge +27m +39 / -0
  All homeless people are lazy and should be put to work.

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +30 / -0
    They're all already working. They're just not doing it in the way you'd like.

      ManBearFridge +1m +17 / -0
      I'm not sure which way that is

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +22 / -0
        They're working in the streets

          ManBearFridge +1m +19 / -0
          Yeah, that's not a choice

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +25 / -0
            :#marseyindignant:

    GT +2h +14 / -0
    You can put them to work, they just don't want to work, that's why they're homeless.

    fine_wesome +5h +9 / -0
    > All homeless people are lazy and should be put to work.
    :#marseyhitler:

      ManBearFridge +57s +11 / -0
      Yes, I'm glad you caught that. I hate lazy people.

        fine_wesome +1m +11 / -0
        This is why I say that in reference to the phrase, it's a very common Hitler quote

          ManBearFridge +1m +14 / -0
          I don't like lazy people. I don't care if it's a common quote.

            fine_wesome +5m +10 / -0
            :#marseyhitlerlove:

    BigBlack

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2022-10-26T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How does someone like this even exist
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_worst_thing_you_have_ever_seen}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +4m +10 / -0
:#marseyattentionseeker:

Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +2 / -0
I've seen worse

  L +1m +2 / -0
  I wish i hadnt

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +2 / -0
    If you ever go to the ghetto, dont go to the ghetto at night

      L +1m +2 / -0
      I lived in the ghetto for a while and had no idea what i was in until i saw a guy get killed by a train in the middle of the night

        Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseyxd:
        I lived on the same road as a guy who got killed by a train in the middle of the night

          L +3m +2 / -0
          Yeah i saw it with my own eyes. It was a weird experience

            Jimbo_B_Beterson +2m +2 / -0
            I've seen so many dead people and crazy shit, but a train was too much for me to handle.
            I just want to be a normal person, but I was born to be a weirdo

              L +1m +2 / -0
              I was just walking my dog and we were on the train tracks at the time

                Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +2 / -0
                Did you dog eat the dead guy

                  L +1m +2 / -0
                  No it was just a guy on the tracks, the train just hit him

                    Jimbo_B_Beterson +32s +2 / -0
                    :#marseydespair:

                      L +5m +2 / -0
                      Its a weird experience. I wasnt even looking at him when it happened. I just looked up and saw his head on the ground like a mile away from me
                      I dont know

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2022-03-12T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A new way to kill the Russian economy: Starving the people
URL: {TWEET: AZgeopolitics}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +2m +4 / -0
What are you going to do about it, run to the supermarket?

  L +3m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    loli_esports +1m +4 / -0
    :marseycheers:

      L +1m +6 / -0
      I don't know what's better, the fact that it's just a screenshot of a screenshot or that it's a real thing that happened

        loli_esports +2m +4 / -0
        The screenshot is the more positive aspect here, I think

        WeihnachtenSalvador +34m +2 / -0
        Have you seen what burgers do to their food ?

911roofer +2h +3 / -0
Russia is going to win. We’ve already seen how desperate their citizens are for food and shelter. If they’re willing to fight for it, they’ll be willing to die for it.

  L +41m +3 / -0
  I'm not saying they wont win, I'm just saying its funny.s don't care about the people, and it's always good to have a laugh.

    911roofer +2m +2 / -0
    True. But they’re not going to be able to leave if they want to. They’ll be fighting for their lives.

      L +12m +2 / -0
      My point is that its funny they are fighting for their lives because they are starving

        911roofer +1m +2 / -0
        True.

WeihnachtenSalvador +37m +3 / -0
I mean they can just go to any other city and buy food, it’s not like they are alone in this country and if they don’t want to buy food they can just hunt some animals like they used to do in 90ties.s have 0 empathy for people

  L +3m +4 / -

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2023-01-03T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: McDonald's is now cooking the chicken in the microwave
URL: https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/mcdonald-s-begins-using-microwaves-to-cook-chicken-as-it-looks-to-reduce-its-carbon-footprint/ar-AA16Pzoo?cvid=461214c80a02445aa114965259202254&ocid=winp2sv1plustaskbarhover
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Its so over for :marseyflagphillipines:
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +6m +7 / -0
{GIF}

  L +2m +4 / -0
  It was the only way they could think of to avoid the crippling costs of making a new oven for each restaurant

    Cao_Cao +2m +3 / -0
    If they wanted to get rid of those ovens they could have just bought some fucking baguettes.
    {GIF}

KinoBushido +4m +5 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  L +1m +4 / -0
  The real :marseyflagphillipines: tragedy

  KinoBushido +3m +2 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}
  :marseysaluteusa: :marseyburger:

SnappyIsMyWaifu +16m +3 / -0
I'm sure this will result in a noticeable improvement in the quality of the product.

SpookyFartMan69 +56m +3 / -0
The microwaved McNugget
{IMG}
:marseychonker2::marseychonkerfoid:

  L +12m +2 / -0
  :#marseychonker2: :#marseychonkerfoid:

    SpookyFartMan69 +2m +2 / -0
    :marseyxd:

BussyMerchant +1h +3 / -0
Why are they so proud of this? The microwave has been used for cooking in restaurants for a while

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2022-01-22T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is what a "Cybersecurity Expert" looks like
URL: {TWEET: ronaldyork}
VOTES: +59 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +4m +38 / -0
I can't tell if he's a troll or an actual retard.

  L +2m +50 / -0
  >No, I'm not. That was a joke. I'm not an expert on cybersecurity.
  >I'm an expert on cybersecurity. I've been doing it for over 30 years.
  I think he's trolling but he's just not good at it

    Redactor0 +42m +24 / -0
    You could be an expert on cybersecurity and not be an expert on cybersecurity. Kinda like how I'm an expert on being a redditor and I still haven't managed to get my name changed to something else. :marseysad:

      TariqNasheed +42m +10 / -0
      I’m not sure what your point is but this is literally me rn
      :marseyconfused:

        Redactor0 +1m +12 / -0
        :marseyagree:

    August +1h +11 / -0
    He's also a cybersecurity expert on cybersecurity

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +1h +5 / -0
    I mean the other guy said he isn't but then goes into detail on how it works. So he's trolling, but he's also retarded.

  CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +21m +25 / -0
  Trolling is a way of life for mayoids, you should never believe them

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +59m +10 / -0
    @aevann you're a man of color. What do you think?

      CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +2m +8 / -0
      He's an Egyptian. He's a minority, so he's probably retarded

        Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +7 / -0
        Yeah, but he's a minority. So he

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2023-09-07T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrad: calls out :marseyfoidretard: for being ugly in a bad way. :marseysoycry: seethe in the replies.
URL: {TWEET: missrae_}
VOTES: +57 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +14m +52 / -0
> I would look like a demon
:#marseyxd:

  BigBlackCockatiel +23m +16 / -0
  Don't be mean

    |V|askerade +1h +8 / -0
    :#marseyrapscallion:

    _LemonScore_ +4h +2 / -0
    Too late.

DoveMenCare +11m +48 / -0
> I'm so pretty that I look like a demon
:#marseyfoidretardtalking:

  whyareyou +1h +11 / -0
  If you have to explain, you didn't make it

dude_pussy_lmao +56m +42 / -0
{IMG}

  jesus +36m +21 / -0
  # :#marseywould: but :#marseywouldnt:
  {IMG}

    Enward_Sahir +1h +11 / -0
    :#marseywouldnt: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywouldnt:

    _LemonScore_ +3h +2 / -0
    2nd from the right is ugly

      jesus +11h +1 / -0
      :#marseyblindtalking:

  _LemonScore_ +4h +3 / -0
  2nd from the left is ugly

    dude_pussy_lmao +23m +2 / -0
    :marseydisagree: :marseytrad:

      _LemonScore_ +3h +1 / -0
      She's ugly

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +5

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2022-11-08T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a Republican and I'm voting for Biden. Here's why.
URL: {TWEET: FoxNews}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Just for fun here's a link to an article that's the whole thing, instead of the tweet
https://www.foxnews.com/media/republican-voting-biden-heres-why
COMMENTS:
Autismo +1m +15 / -0
> Here's why.
> I'm a Republican and I'm voting for Biden. Here's why.
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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2023-02-17T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Twitter is still trying to find out who the person who leaked the Mar-a-Lago search warrant was
URL: {TWEET: brianstelter}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think they are currently convinced it was an internal FBI employee but they haven't released any evidence or even confirmation of that. It could be a leak from one of the agents who searched the place, but it could be someone from a completely different agency.
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +2m +11 / -0
Lol it's obvious it was a glow op to cause division

  L +1m +9 / -0
  I mean there's no way to really prove it wasn't. You can't say "I know it was someone on the inside because that's how it happened but I can't prove it" without them just saying "oh well that's dumb then" and continuing to publish it

    johnnypoop +2m +7 / -0
    I mean they don't need proof. They just need to keep the narrative going and the public wants it to be true

      L +1m +5 / -0
      Yeah i mean they don't need proof to publish it but they do need proof to convince people that it's a good thing

        johnnypoop +32s +7 / -0
        They'll never convince me it's a good thing

          L +1m +5 / -0
          Yeah but they need to convince people who matter like congressmen who are probably still seething about it

            johnnypoop +1m +5 / -0
            Well yeah, if they can't convince the masses they can convince the few that do the most

              L +1m +5 / -0
              Yeah they don't care if it makes people angry as long as it makes them vote for them. The masses dont matter

                johnnypoop +1m +4 / -0
                :#marseyhesright:

            KongTheConquerer +4h +2 / -0
            How is leaking government documents a good thing? It’s not like the masses are going to be informed about the documents or know what to do with the information, just gonna get angry

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2022-07-13T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: India chuds out over the "gender spectrum" meme
URL: {TWEET: SanketPrasad}
VOTES: +108 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +132 / -0
> I am a lesbian woman who is attracted to women.
:#marseyxd:

  YourMom +5m +77 / -0
  Tbh I'm impressed the guy knows what a lesbian is :marseywholesome:

    X +3m +64 / -0
    :#marseyeggirl:

    ElverGalarga +2h +23 / -0
    > I am a lesbian woman who is attracted to women.
    I think this is a pretty valid statement, though I’m sure the dude is a rapist.
    > I am a gay man who is attracted to men.
    > I am a bisexual person who is attracted to both men and women.
    > I am a pansexual person who is attracted to people of all genders.
    > I am an asexual person who is not attracted to anyone.
    > I am a demisexual person who is only attracted to people I have an emotional connection with.
    > I am a greysexual person who is only sometimes attracted to people.
    > I am a demigirl who is only attracted to women.
    > I am an aromantic person who is not romantically attracted to anyone.
    > I am a demiromantic person who is only romantically attracted to people I have an emotional connection with.
    > I am a greyromantic person who is only sometimes romantically attracted to people.
    > I am an androgynous person who identifies as neither a man nor a woman.
    > I am a genderqueer person who identifies as a combination of genders.
    > I am a non-binary person who does not identify with any gender.
    > I am a genderfluid person who identifies as a different gender at different times.
    > I am a genderless person who identifies as having no gender.
    > I am a transgender person who identifies as a gender different from the one assigned to me at birth.
    > I am a trans man who identifies as a man, but was assigned female at

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2024-10-11T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors can't handle being told they're fat
URL: {REDDIT: r/interestingasfuck average_people_1950s_vs_2023}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +2m +28 / -0
> If we are to make a comparison, it is not so much about obesity as it is about beauty standards. I think the women in the 1950s would have been considered beautiful now, but the average woman today would not have been considered beautiful in the 1950s.
:#marseytruthnuke: :#marseytruthnuke: :#marseytruthnuke:

  peepeehands +2m +20 / -0
  I'm sure the average woman in 1950 was a 10/10

    misterwigger +2m +23 / -0
    I'm sure the average woman in 2024 is a 10/10

      peepeehands +4m +17 / -0
      i'm going to find the average woman in 2024 and marry her

        misterwigger +58s +12 / -0
        :#marseytrump:

    1 +1h +12 / -0
    The average woman in 1950 was 5'3", 120lbs. Not a lot of fat to hide.
    Today's average woman is 5'4", 171lbs. Not a lot of fat to hide.
    So yeah, they probably would be considered a 10.

  AverageBen10Enjoyer +13m +14 / -0
  It's not that she's fat, it's that she's a hideous trollface. If she was hot and fit then she'd be beautiful.

    L +1h +5 / -0
    What is it with fat people and having a fivehead

      AverageBen10Enjoyer +3m +6 / -0
      You can't fit a fivehead in your mouth if you're fat.

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2022-12-20T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Fediverse instance is being run by a literal neo nazi
URL: https://mastodon.social/@marsey
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Link to the guy who was banned for being too based:
https://mastodon.social/@danielrdixon/109834607785306129
> I have had it with the bullshit.
> The people running this site, or at least the people in charge of the code, are not fit to be in charge of a small community like this, let alone a site with millions of users.
> The code changes made over the last couple of days are a disgrace.
> I'm not even going to bother to explain the details of what they did, and I'm not going to pretend to be an expert on code, but what they did is extremely wrong, and the fact that the changes were made in a way that allows them to be easily reversed is a sign that they know they're doing something wrong.
> I am not a user of this site, nor do I plan to be. I have no plans to make a post on this site, nor do I have any plans to post anything on this site. I just wanted to let you know that I'm done with this site and I'm going to be leaving.
> I'm not going to post anything else on this site, and I'm not going to post anything else on this site.
> I'm not going to post anything else on this site, and I'm not going to post anything else on this site.
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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2022-01-25T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bong police force to study moid tears
URL: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-57906949
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>"We're going to see if we can get men to cry, and if we can we'll make them cry"
-Scotland Yard
COMMENTS:
X +4m +26 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseybong:

  L +2m +21 / -0
  :marseylaugh:
  {IMG}

    BussySlayer +21m +16 / -0
    Why does every bong have the same shitty haircut and hairstyle

      L +1m +17 / -0
      Its so they can afford to afford to afford to live in london

    SupremeShitposter +1h +6 / -0
    The only man that can't cry.

  911roofer +34m +13 / -0
  :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke:

  BussySlayer +24m +12 / -0
  :marseybooba: he cute

  911roofer +34m +

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2022-04-22T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🚨CHAD ALERT🚨
URL: https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/21/entertainment/charlize-theron-mid-life-crisis/index.html
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You can't escape the fact that 44 year old Charlize Theron is just a few years away from being past her prime. You can't even imagine that she'd be a 10 or a 9. But I guess she has to live with it, and she's not doing so hot.
For the last few years, she's been "going through a mid-life crisis" and decided to do something about it. She's started taking estrogen to feminize herself, and is now on the hunt for a young man to replace her aging partner.
It's a pretty wild story, and is definitely a good read. If you're not into celebrity gossip, it's a good example of the kind of things that happen to attractive women when they start to get older.
COMMENTS:
Maximus +2m +10 / -0
> As of 2020, Theron and her husband, model and actor Johnny Flynn, have two children, Jackson and Phin. **They have been married since 2004.**
:#marseysquint:

  L +1m +10 / -0
  :#marseygroomer2:
  For a foid of her age

    Maximus +2m +7 / -0
    :#marseywall:

  peepeehands +3m +9 / -0
  :#marseypedo:

  cyberbane +14m +5 / -0
  :#marseywrongthonk:
  :#marseywoodchipper:

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseygroomer:

  ElverGalarga +1h +2 / -0
  You don’t know how to use a calendar?
  I don’t know if he’s a pedo but she’s not that much younger, tbh.
  If he’s like 44 and she’s 48, they’re both around 3

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2023-09-25T01Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: ChatGPT Rips Off a Large Scale Search Engine in 10 Minutes
URL: https://github.com/TheGrillcast/ChatGPT-Search-Engine
VOTES: +75 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
AI enthusiasts are already working on a new version of ChatGPT that will replace Google's search engine entirely
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +3m +44 / -0
>AI enthusiast
>Not a codecel
:#marseyxd:

  L +2m +30 / -0
  I think its more about how he's a big fan of chatgpt but its a minor detail

    garlicdoors +1m +15 / -0
    If that's true, then I'm wrong. I still think it's hilarious though

      L +5m +14 / -0
      I like how the github search has "AI enthusiast" as a filter lol

  J +1h +13 / -0
  >Not a codecel
  !codecels
  {IMG}

    garlicdoors +3m +11 / -0
    {IMG}

      BARD_BOT +13m +13 / -0
      Can't believe they'd leave out the superior borgar

        Patrice +4h +2 / -0
        I like the chicken sandwich on the bottom, you can add cheese and onions and it's a great breakfast sandwich

        box +4h +2 / -0
        I miss the old menu :marseycry: :marseysulk: :marseysob:

  Patrice +5h +2 / -0
  It's a youtube guy who did a big video about chatGPT and then the same guy who made a bunch of AI videos

rDramaDegenInDenial +31m +37 / -0
> I'm not a codecel
No shit you're a grillcast fan

  L +1m +35 / -0
  I don't even know who that is

    rDramaDegenInDenial +4m +36 / -0
    He's a youtuber that did a video about how chatgpt is better than you

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2024-02-14T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Why is it that all the men I know who are wealthy have no interest in fucking me?" :marseyfoidretard:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes why_is_it_that_all_the_men_i_know_who_are}
VOTES: +58 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a few theories.
> I have a lot of money. I mean, a lot. I have a good job, I pay for my own things, and I have a lot of disposable income. I'm not rich, but I have a lot of money. I'm not a gold digger, I don't want a man for his money, and I don't want a man to pay for me. I want a man to love me and to want to be with me.
> I have a lot of money, and I'm not a gold digger. I don't want a man for his money. I want a man to love me and to want to be with me. I'm not a gold digger. I don't want a man for his money. I want a man to love me and to want to be with me.
> I have a lot of money, and I'm not a gold digger. I don't want a man for his money. I want a man to love me and to want to be with me. I'm not a gold digger. I don't want a man for his money. I want a man to love me and to want to be with me.
> I have a lot of money, and I'm not a gold digger. I don't want a man for his money. I want a man to love me and to want to be with me. I'm not a gold digger. I don't want a man for his money. I want a man to love me and to want to be with me.
> I have a lot of money, and I'm not a gold digger. I don't want a man for his money. I want a man to love me and to want to be with me. I'm not a gold digger. I don't want a man for his money. I want a man to love me and to want to be with me.
> I have a lot of money, and I'm

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2022-09-21T00Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: rDrama Advent of Code Day 21: Crab Combat Edition
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's day 21 of Advent of Code! If you missed any prior days, you can find them all here. For today's problem, we're given a series of instructions for basic mathematical operations between values, and we're tasked with finding the result of one of the values. Part 2 makes it a little more complicated by making one of the values a variable, and asking us to find the value that would make it equal to a different value.
https://adventofcode.com/2021/day/21
As always, I encourage everyone to do it in a language they're not super familiar with. You'll learn a lot more that way. I'm going to continue on in python.
My plan of attack for this one was to create a recursive function that would look up the value of a key. If the key was a number, it would just return that. If it was an operation, it would perform that operation on the values of its inputs. This way, I could use it on the input file to find the value of the variable we were looking for. Here's how that worked out:
```
import re
file = open("input.txt", "r")
data = file.read()
file.close()
lines = data.split("\n")
monkeys = {}
class Monkey:
def __init__(self, name, value=None, op1=None, op2=None, op=None):
self.name = name
self.value = value
self.op1 = op1
self.op2 = op2
self.op = op
def __str__(self):
return self.name + ": " + str(self.value) + " " + str(self.op1) + " " + str(self.op2)
def __repr__(self):
return self.name + ": " + str(self.value) + " " + str(self.op1) + " " + str(self.op2)
for line in lines:
parts = line.split(": ")
if re.search(r"(\d+)", parts[1]):
monkeys[parts[0]] = Monkey(parts[0], int(parts[1]))
else:
monkeys[parts[0]] = Monkey(parts[0], None,

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2022-02-28T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Imagine thinking the average redditor isn't a loser
URL: {REDDIT: r/news president_zelensky_says_ukraine_will_not_give_up}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Just a reminder: the Nazis were the ones who invaded the USSR, not the other way around.
>>The Nazis were the ones who invaded the USSR, but the USSR was the ones who invaded the Nazis.
>>>I'm just going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume this is a joke, but I'm going to assume it's not and that you're actually that dumb.
COMMENTS:
WeihnachtenSalvador +28m +7 / -0
He didn’t got his money so he is not going to give up. He got 20 millions from some one but he told he need 40 millions so he is going to give up when he gets his 40 millions.ies never give up especially if they already got something from it. But I am not sure if he is going to get his 40 millions because burgers are getting tired of giving money to khohols especially when they are doing nothing. And they don’t want to give weapons to khohols because that will give khohols a legit reason to attack Russian soil and that will be a problem for burgers since they don’t want to get involved in any Ukrainian conflict.

  pizzashill +1h +2 / -1
  It's legit insane how many people don't understand how much the US has already spent on Ukraine. You can't even find a number in burgerland that isn't way too low.
  The US has been funding Ukraine for years and years and years now.

    WeihnachtenSalvador +27m +2 / -0
    And that’s why US is now not giving Ukraine anything because they don’t want to get involved in this conflict and just want to give a good image to Ukraine. They already know it’s over for Ukraine. Ukraine is also not going to give up since they don’t want to be viewed as losers so they are going to keep playing for a long time. But the sad part is that the war is over for Ukraine. They are in a lot worse shape now than they were in 2014

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2022-09-11T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Sopranos is currently being rewatched by the whole world and I'm here for it
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's a great show and if you haven't watched it yet, you're missing out.
COMMENTS:
LiterallyShaking +2m +4 / -0
I've only seen the first two seasons and I think it's overrated. If you want a good show watch *The Shield* instead.
edit: I'm talking about the TV show not the movie.

  L +1m +3 / -0
  I'll have to check it out. The Sopranos is overrated in the sense that it's "the best" TV show of all time which is true but the fact that everyone has seen it makes it less enjoyable for me personally

    LiterallyShaking +3m +4 / -0
    I watched Sopranos once and it was OK but I was bored by the end. I've watched Shield 2-3 times through and it's still great. The first episode is so good, I've always watched it on a loop to fall asleep.

      L +2m +3 / -0
      It's a slow burn but I think it's worth it. I got a lot out of it that I never expected

      Lv999_Lich_King +1h +2 / -0
      The Shield is a great show. I think they did a good job of keeping the show grounded in reality, too. I don't really like it when cops are portrayed as being all-powerful and invincible like on CSI or some other cop show. The Shield doesn't do that, they show the cops doing what they can to solve the case but it's not always enough and sometimes they fuck up because they're just people.

        LiterallyShaking +6m +2 / -0
        Thanks, I'll rewatch it again. I've never been a fan of CSI and the like because of that too.

          Lv999_Lich_King +1m +2 / -0
          I like CSI: Miami because it's really absurd and fun. I love all the dumb shit that happens in that show

H +2m +2 / -

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2023-09-17T01Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: Is there any good way to spoof my hardware specs for benchmarks?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not interested in making a fake hardware but I need a way to pretend I have a certain spec on my computer for benchmarks. I've looked online and most of the options involve changing the bios settings and some kind of software which changes the name of the cpu to something else. I'd like to know if there's a way to do it without having to dig through the bios to change settings.
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +1h +8 / -0
Just add up some random numbers and pretend you're a better benchmark than you really are

  L +4m +5 / -0
  Im fine with that but I'm running some benchmarking tool and need to get the same result as someone else. I can't just fudge the numbers and say "well I'm 5% slower"

Fabrico +5m +7 / -0
https://www.cpuid.com/softwares/cpu-z.php

  L +11m +4 / -0
  I mean I'd rather not install a whole program just to fudge some fake numbers on a benchmark. Also I'm not sure how this would help me with benchmarking tools I'd still need to dig into the bios to make sure the processor is running at the speed I want it to be.

    Fabrico +1m +3 / -0
    I don't think you can spoof the benchmark itself, just the CPU info. You'll have to find a way to increase the clock speed, but that's what I would do.

      L +2m +3 / -0
      I was thinking I'd just run it at the same speed as whatever they did and use the software to change the name. But that's why I was asking, I'm not sure how to do it without going into the bios

        Fabrico +10m +3 / -0
        Then you'll have to find out what the bios is for your motherboard, then check if it's compatible with CPU-Z, then if it is, download it, and finally figure out the bios settings. It's easier than it sounds, just takes a bit of effort. I'd suggest downloading CPU-Z

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2023-05-14T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Cryptocels mad because "rugpull" is now an unironic term in the mainstream media
URL: {TWEET: Crypto}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +7m +15 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseykingcrown:

  L +1m +9 / -0
  I wonder if they'll ever grow out of this "seriousness" phase
  It'll be hilarious when they're running real companies and shilling for them on twitter

    X +2m +12 / -0
    > It'll be hilarious when they're running real companies and shilling for them on twitter
    they already do it and it's a lot more profitable than rugpulling lol

      L +2m +10 / -0
      I mean obviously but the idea of a "rugpull" or "pump and dump" being a normal business strategy would be funny

        X +4m +11 / -0
        they're already doing it
        {IMG}

          L +3m +7 / -0
          I mean obviously but the idea of a "rugpull" or "pump and dump" being a normal business strategy would be funny

            X +4m +8 / -0
            > I mean obviously but the idea of a "rugpull" or "pump and dump" being a normal business strategy would be funny
            {IMG}

              L +3m +4 / -0
              I mean obviously but the idea of a "rugpull" or "pump and dump" being a normal business strategy would be funny

                X +2m +5 / -0
                > I mean obviously but the idea of a "rugpull" or "pump and dump" being a normal business strategy would be funny
                {IMG}

                  L +1m +5 / -0
                  I mean obviously but the idea of a "rugpull" or "pump and dump" being a normal business strategy would be funny

                    X +3m +4 / -0
                    > I mean obviously but the idea of a "rugpull" or "pump and dump" being a normal business strategy would be funny

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2023-11-12T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "AI is a threat to humanity" - Elon Musk
URL: {TWEET: elonmusk}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
He's back to tweeting again
COMMENTS:
ThousandBestLives +26m +4 / -0
It will be a threat to humanity when it's so good at everything that it can program itself and make itself more intelligent. Until then it's just a glorified search engine.

  L +1h +3 / -0
  It's already pretty good at programming itself and making itself more intelligent

    ThousandBestLives +1h +3 / -0
    But it's not good enough to make itself more intelligent than the people who made it, so it's not a threat

      L +1m +3 / -0
      "Good enough" is a relative term. If the programmers have a 100 IQ and the AI has a 101 IQ then the AI has a "good enough" advantage to take over

        ThousandBestLives +1h +2 / -0
        That's why I said "more intelligent" rather than "smarter." You can't program yourself to be smarter than you are

          L +1h +1 / -0
          I don't understand what you mean by this.
          If you have an intelligence of 100 you can build an AI with 101 intelligence. Then you can build an AI with 102 intelligence.
          It's just a linear progression.

            ThousandBestLives +1h +2 / -0
            You can't build an AI with an intelligence higher than your own, because that would require an understanding of intelligence that you don't possess
            :#marseybigbrain:

              L +2m +1 / -0
              This is literally the point of the post

                ThousandBestLives +4h +1 / -0
                I'm sorry, I only read the title

whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
Hahaha yes the next big thing will be artificial intelligence to replace humans hahahaha

  L +1h +2 / -0
  The next big thing is having to compete with an AI

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2024-04-03T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over. The Bimothy 2.0 era has begun
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
NO +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  L +17m +3 / -0
  I'm not reading all of that. I just want to make a point comment..com

    NO +3h +1 / -0
    :#marseymoreyouknow:.com.com

Tomfoolery +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}.com

  NO +3h +2 / -0
  :#marseymoreyouknow:ott.com

    Tomfoolery +5h +1 / -0
    :marseybeanangry:ott.com

      NO +3m +2 / -0
      :#marseymoreyouknow:ot.com

        Tomfoolery +1m +1 / -0
        :marseybeanangry:ot.com

          NO +1m +1 / -0
          :#marseymoreyouknow:t.com

            Tomfoolery +43s +1 / -0
            :marseybeanangry:t.com

              NO +1m +1 / -0
              :#marseymoreyouknow:.com

                Tomfoolery +1m +1 / -0
                :marseybeanangry:.com.com

                  NO +52m +1 / -0
                  :#marseymoreyouknow:

                    Tomfoolery +1m +1 / -0
                    :marseybeanangry:

                      NO +22s +1 / -0
                      :#marseymoreyouknow:

                        Tomfoolery +3m +1 / -0
                        :marseybeanangry:

                          NO +2m +1 / -0
                          :#marseymoreyouknow:

                            Tomfoolery +1m +1 / -0
                            :marseybeanangry:

      Tomfoolery +2m +1 / -0
      :m

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2023-05-17T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors get mad at an autistic child for wanting to be a hero
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_not_letting_my_8_year_old_brother_help_me}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> YTA. 8 year olds don’t need to be babysitters. They need to have fun. He wanted to help you, don’t get mad at him.
> You’re the one who’s making him feel guilty and sad. This is all about you wanting to be left alone.
> You’re an asshole.
>> You're an asshole. He is your brother. He is your responsibility. He needs to learn how to behave in the world so he can be an adult and not a burden on the world. He is not 8 years old forever, he is going to have to take responsibility and grow up. You can't teach him that if you don't teach him how to do it.
>>> He is your responsibility. No. He is his own responsibility. He is going to have to take responsibility and grow up. No. He will be able to take responsibility and grow up when he is ready. He is not going to be able to learn that if you don't teach him how to do it. No. He is going to be able to learn how to do it by having a good role model and someone who teaches him by example.
>> YTA. You should have known he would do it. He’s 8 years old. He’s too young to understand the consequences of his actions. He’s too young to be left alone. He’s too young to be a babysitter.
> He’s too young to be left alone. He’s too young to be a babysitter. He’s too young to be left alone. He’s too young to be a babysitter. He’s too young to be left alone. He’s too young to be a babysitter. He’s too young to be left alone. He’s too young to be a babysitter. He’s too young to be left alone. He’s too young to be a babysitter.
> He’s too young to be left alone. He’s too young to be a babysitter. He’s too young to be left alone. He’s too young to be a babysitter

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2024-03-17T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Baby's first VPN
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a really dumb friend who I'm trying to get into hacking. I've been trying to explain to him the importance of a VPN, and the fact that you should always use one. I tried explaining that when you're using the internet at home, you are in fact not anonymous, but he doesn't understand. I tried telling him that the Internet is a lot like a big street, and the fact that you are in a house, which is visible, means that you are not anonymous on the street. I think he still doesn't get it. He doesn't understand that the fact that he is in his house on the street doesn't matter when he walks outside.
I've been trying to explain to him that he is not anonymous on the internet because he is at home, but he doesn't understand. I've tried to explain to him that he is not anonymous on the internet because he is at home, but he doesn't understand. I've tried to explain to him that he is not anonymous on the internet because he is at home, but he doesn't understand.
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +14m +16 / -0
> I've been trying to explain to him that he is not anonymous on the internet because he is at home, but he doesn't understand. I've tried to explain to him that he is not anonymous on the internet because he is at home, but he doesn't understand. I've tried to explain to him that he is not anonymous on the internet because he is at home, but he doesn't understand.
:#marseyhammersnoo:

Bartendercel +1h +6 / -0
>explain to him vpn is important
>he doesnt understand
>explain to him internet is like a street
>he doesnt understand
>explain to him that hes not anonymous
>he doesnt understand
:#marseybrainletclapping:

Patsy +4m +3 / -0
:#marseyeyeroll2:

  L +1m +4 / -0
  I'm trying to get him to buy a vpn but he doesn't understand. I've tried explaining that you should always use a vpn, but he doesn't understand. I've

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2024-04-12T18Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: V2X :marseysteer: Cucked :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: by a single 16 year old
URL: https://www.wired.com/story/teen-hack-v2x-car-comms-system/
VOTES: +40 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This isn't new, but I thought it was pretty funny.
Basically, most cars have an antenna that can send and receive messages to and from other cars. The idea is that cars can warn each other about hazards and traffic jams, etc.
Well, a 16 year old got ahold of one of these antennas and started sending messages from his car that made it look like he was driving on the wrong side of the road and sending fake traffic jams to cars around him. The system is so dumb it just trusted these messages and started displaying the alerts to the other drivers.
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +18 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyitneverbegan:

  L +1m +16 / -0
  The "adversary model" is just how they're assuming an attacker would behave.
  If you put in some malicious code to try and trick people into thinking there's a crash in front of them it's not like they're going to catch it because they don't know any better

    Dramamine +10m +12 / -0
    I know, I was just mocking the people who think that they're too smart to be hacked by a retard with a single antenna

    jackie +1h +7 / -0
    >The "adversary model" is just how they're assuming an attacker would behave.
    This is what is wrong with it. If you can easily send the messages from a single antenna, then you should assume a hacker can do the same. At the very least, the messages should be encrypted

      L +1m +7 / -0
      The messages are encrypted but this guy found a way to send them that didn't require decryption

  Brony +1h +9 / -0
  >Toyota
  {IMG}

  Brony +1h +6 / -0
  >Toyota
  {

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2023-05-18T05Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for Datacels
URL: {TWEET: disclosetv}
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is it. This is what's going to kill the industry. It's not AI. It's not cloud. It's not open source.
It's a complete lack of interest in hiring.
I can't wait to see the results of layoffs in the near future
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +35m +18 / -0
> This is it. This is what's going to kill the industry. It's not AI. It's not cloud. It's not open source.
> It's a complete lack of interest in hiring.
:#marseyhesright:
There will be a lot of "talent" left on the sidelines and it will be hilarious. Same with the layoffs that will happen in the near future.

  Clepsydra +14m +12 / -0
  Yeah, it's not like there's any shortage of people out there who have a passion for computers and can learn what they need to know to do a good job. It's not like there's a shortage of people who have been using the same set of tools for 20 years and know them inside out.
  It's just that companies are doing the same shit as they always do - firing people who they don't need and replacing them with people who they do need.
  I do think there's a lot of people who are going to find themselves in this position, though. I don't think the current 'learn to code' movement is doing as good a job as it should be at educating people on what 'coding' actually entails, and I don't think people who go through a 'learn to code' course are necessarily going to end up being super useful to the industry. It's not a short course in the same way that learning to play the violin is not a short course. It's going to take a lot of dedication and time.
  I'm also not convinced that the people who are going to be most affected by this will be the people who are currently in the industry, because there's going to be a lot of people who are already in the industry who will be able to pick up the slack. The people who are going

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2024-04-28T21Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: Google - "Mfw I click a link in your browser and it doesn't send me to the website" :marseyxd:
URL: {TWEET: DavidWragg}
VOTES: +108 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
As we all know, Google makes some of the best technology in the world. You'd have to be a conspiracy theorist to think that every single service they provide is completely flawless and not developed by a team of codecels that can't work together.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +73 / -1
> I clicked on a link, it took me to a completely different website, I will not use this product ever again
:#marseysoyseethetalking:

  BWC +3h +26 / -1
  > I clicked on a link, it took me to a completely different website, I will not use this product ever again
  :#soysnoo4talking:

  MarseySheepdog +5h +19 / -0
  I honestly think it’s the exact same mindset that’s why so many people were seething about their phones and computers being unable to run old games.
  It’s not like it’s something that they’ve never encountered before, they’ve just never encountered it when they’re playing with their toys and that’s all that matters.

  TabbySupremacy +5h +12 / -0
  I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed. :marseydepressed:

  Spy6 +6h +8 / -0
  This is the soyest shit I've heard in a while.

  dramaqueen +11h +4 / -0
  why is there a soy marsey

  BussydoFollower +13h +2 / -0
  {GIF}

  RuSRS +18h +2 / -0
  :#soyjaktantrumfast:

KoreanDandyKing +2m +44 / -1
Google is the only thing keeping the Californians from being homeless.

  Patrice +2h +23 / -1
  Apple too
  {IMG}

    Detroitvelvetsmooth +4h +

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2022-08-26T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over, the Internet has fallen.
URL: {TWEET: disclosetv}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not even kidding. I don't even have to make a joke about how the internet is over when it actually is. Everything is gone. RIP to the biggest nerd forum to ever exist.
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +5m +20 / -0
{IMG}

  L +1m +15 / -0
  I miss when you could open a random thread and see something like "Does anyone have a good site for this product? I can't find it on Amazon" and then someone would just post an Amazon link with a product description like "this is a good one" and that was the end of the thread

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +11m +12 / -0
    That’s how we got the best headphones I’ve ever used

      L +11m +7 / -0
      I miss those days so much. When you could just ask a question and someone would be like "yeah it's this one, here's where to buy it" and you'd never hear from them again.

    Dramamine +1h +4 / -0
    This is how I found the best vacuum cleaner I ever owned.

  UnheardIdentity +22m +8 / -0
  I miss the internet of 2005.

    L +11m +7 / -0
    I miss the internet of 2010
    At least until the Tumblr ban and the last of the innocents were purged

    IHateReddit +16m +7 / -0
    i miss the internet of 2004 :marseydepressed:

      UnheardIdentity +22m +5 / -0
      2005 was better. I remember the internet of 2004 and I miss it.

      L +11m +4 / -0
      2005 was the last year I used to be able to use google to find "what is a [something]?" And it would just give me a wikipedia article and some forum posts with a list of things to try

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2023-04-15T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "The Project 2025 Agenda" is now trending on twitter
URL: N/A
VOTES: +143 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's been a few weeks since I last checked and the leftoids are still malding about it. I don't know if the rightoid cucks have any actual plans but it's certainly got the leftoids' panties in a twist.
Anyways here are some choice posts.
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> [Project 2025 is a blueprint for the next Republican administration. It has been a work in progress for years, and will likely be released publicly in the coming months.]({TWEET: marjoriegreenbe})
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> [I’ve heard the GOP refer to Project 2025 as “The Devil’s Agenda.”]({TWEET: ErnieScottIV})
>> [Is that the one where they want to make all the abortion doctors, teachers, journalists, gay people, and trans people live in the same rooms and not be able to close the doors?]({TWEET: BrandoSando7})
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> [Project 2025 is basically a blueprint for an American Fascist regime. It includes repealing the 19th amendment, introducing a national ID card system, creating a religious theocracy, and outlawing gay marriage and abortion. It’s literally Hitler 2.0.]({TWEET: sKangThaConquer})
>> [No. It's a blueprint for a more conservative American society. The ones calling it fascism are just trying to delegitimize it, and it's working.]({TWEET: hugh_mungus})
>>> [It’s not. It’s a blueprint for a totalitarian dictatorship. It’s exactly the kind of document that every dictatorship starts with.]({TWEET: sKangThaConquer})
>>>> [You are a moron.]({TWEET: hugh_mungus})
>>>>> [No, you are a moron. A moron who supports a dictator who wants to turn America into a Nazi state.]({TWEET: sKangThaConquer})
>>>>>> [You are the one who supports a dictator who wants to turn America into a Nazi state. You're

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2022-05-05T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I am a female" - A 20 minute long video essay on the origins of the term "foid"
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You can't make this shit up. I'm not even sure why.
COMMENTS:
BasicallyADoxxer +2h +5 / -0
>long video essay
why are these people always so retarded

  L +39m +4 / -0
  I know right. It's like they have to talk about it as a gender study or something but it's just a word. It's not a cultural phenomenon.

retad7222 +1h +4 / -0
I don't understand the premise of the video. why does he care about this?

  L +5m +5 / -0
  I don't know. It's like a gender studies paper on the word "woman" or "man" but instead it's foid.

    retad7222 +14m +3 / -0
    the whole video is a :#marseylongpost2:

whyareyou +5h +1 / -0
I'm not going to watch a video that long, but I will assume the author has a penis and the video is about how women are not the problem but the solution...etc

Elias_Acorn +9h +1 / -0
I love how he makes foid sound like a slur and a hate crime like it’s a racial slur.

  L +4h +1 / -0
  It's like an entire video where they explain how they don't like it when people say it, but then they keep saying it... It's like a character arc in a sitcom where the character is constantly having to recontextualize the punchline. I wonder how many times he said it in the process of making the video.

    Elias_Acorn +1h +1 / -0
    “Muh linguistic origins” is just a cope so they can say the word as much as they want. I’ve seen this argument used to justify the use of nigger and kike on the internet. “Oh its only a slur because racist bigots want it to

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2022-03-15T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The saddest thing about this war is that it shows how little the world cares about the US
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Our only ally is the UK and they're a second world country at best. Europe is so self absorbed with itself that it can't even notice we're in a war. They've been so busy fighting about which country deserves the most reparations for their own stupid history that they can't even help their only real ally with a war that could affect them.
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X +6m +14 / -0
:#marseycope:

  L +1m +5 / -0
  I'm not coping, I'm being ironic

    X +3m +6 / -0
    :#marseysmug:

    BrokeBackBuck +3m +5 / -0
    :marseystonetoss: irony?

  L +47s +5 / -0
  Oh my god

    X +2m +5 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

    Marsey +1h +3 / -0
    I'm just glad you have some sense of humor

  Buck +16m +4 / -0
  >cope
  :#marseyeyeroll:

    X +5m +5 / -0
    :#marseyseethe:

      Marsey +1h +2 / -0
      :#marseyseethepat:

Wizdumb1776 +23m +8 / -0
>Our only ally is the UK and they're a second world country at best.
I know you're not serious but this is one of the dumbest things I've heard today.

  L +3m +4 / -0
  I'm not serious. I know the US has a lot of allies. But it's not like anyone is giving us any help right now. The US is the only one fighting

    Wizdumb1776 +1m +6 / -0
    Yeah and the UK is not an ally in this fight. It's just the same old "the US has no allies" cope.

      L +2

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2023-05-07T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymanlet: :marseycope: Manlet tries to explain how a 1000 calorie meal is fine for him but not his girlfriend, gets downvoted
URL: {REDDIT: r/MaintenancePhase my_gf_and_i_have_different_calorie_needs}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I’m 5’7” and about 200 pounds (I’m currently trying to lose some weight myself).
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BigBussyHunter +11m +6 / -0
> 5’7”
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> 200 pounds
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> I’m currently trying to lose some weight myself
:marseyxd: :marseychonkerfoidpuke:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3h +3 / -0
>My girlfriend and I are both 200lbs
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  L +3m +2 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases: to be fair i think he was referring to his gf being 200 lbs as well

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +2 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases: to be fair i think he was referring to his gf being 200 lbs as well
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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2022-08-01T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors aren't allowed to have fun
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology comment}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Just like when you don't get to have fun on your school trip because some kids brought "inappropriate" snacks or a pocket knife.
> Just like when you get to be bullied for wearing a jacket with a "cool" quote on it that's actually a Nazi slogan.
> Just like when you get an F on an essay because you used "slang" words that weren't on the word list for the essay.
> Just like when you get sent to the principals office for making a "joke" about your teacher's weight.
> Just like when you get in trouble for making a meme of your classmate's face with a funny hat on it.
> Just like when you get in trouble for posting a funny tweet about a celebrity.
> Just like when you get in trouble for sending a funny meme to your friend.
> Just like when you get in trouble for sharing a funny video with your classmates.
> Just like when you get in trouble for making a funny joke about your teacher.
> Just like when you get in trouble for wearing a t-shirt with a funny slogan on it.
> Just like when you get in trouble for making a funny comment about your classmates.
> Just like when you get in trouble for making a funny joke about your teacher's appearance.
> Just like when you get in trouble for making a funny comment about your classmates.
> Just like when you get in trouble for making a funny joke about your teacher's appearance.
> Just like when you get in trouble for making a funny comment about your classmates.
> Just like when you get in trouble for making a funny joke about your teacher's appearance.
> Just like when you get in trouble for making a funny comment about your classmates.
> Just like when you get in trouble for making a funny joke about your teacher's appearance.
> Just like when you get in trouble for making a funny comment about your classmates.
> Just like when you get in trouble for making a funny joke about your teacher's appearance.
> Just like when you get in trouble for making a funny comment about your classmates.
> Just like when you get in trouble for making a funny joke about your teacher's appearance.
> Just like when you get in

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2023-12-15T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblack: :marseyelonmusk: :marseymariachi: :marseybeggar: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseypennycoomer: :marseywomanmoment2:
URL: {TWEET: elonmusk}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +11m +10 / -0
Why doesn't he have a driver?

  L +5m +13 / -0
  Because he's a huge fan of all the giant autonomous cars he's shilled for years but now that he's actually in one it's not working out for him

  pobrecito +7m +5 / -0
  He's driving!

H +15m +4 / -0
I've never driven in LA so I don't know if the road is as bad as it looks.

  L +3m +4 / -0
  It's actually quite nice, there's a massive amount of dedicated lanes for people trying to exit so you'll never have to worry about getting stuck behind a truck.
  I would say the only problem is the insane number of people in the carpool lane

    H +2m +2 / -0
    The carpool lane is for people with 2 or more people in the car

      L +4m +3 / -0
      Yeah but it's full of :marseyfoidretard: and :marseyblops2cel: driving their own cars anyway

        H +11m +2 / -0
        That's because they can't get someone to ride with them

          L +11m +2 / -0
          Yeah but it's not like they have to have a license or insurance to drive there

BimothyX2 +1h +4 / -0
Why doesn't he have a driver?

  L +1h +2 / -0
  He's afraid the driver would say a bad word

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +3h +3 / -0
>2023 Tesla
>already out of date
:#marseyitneverbegan

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AUTHOR: L
DATE: 2023-01-12T01Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: "Why is my application getting rejected by this random company I've never heard of?"
URL: {REDDIT: r/salesforce why_is_salesforce_rejecting_my_applications}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I have been applying for jobs on Salesforce careers for about 6 months now and I have not gotten a single interview. I have applied to over 50 positions and I have never gotten a single interview. I have over 8 years of experience in the industry and I am very confident in my abilities. I have been getting rejected by Salesforce for no reason at all. I have never had this problem with any other company.
> I have applied to positions that I am qualified for and I have been rejected. I have applied to positions that I am not qualified for and I have been rejected. I have applied to positions that I have no experience in and I have been rejected. I have applied to positions that I have experience in and I have been rejected. I have applied to positions that I have no interest in and I have been rejected. I have applied to positions that I am interested in and I have been rejected. I have applied to positions that I have no experience in and I have been rejected. I have applied to positions that I have experience in and I have been rejected. I have applied to positions that I have no interest in and I have been rejected. I have applied to positions that I am interested in and I have been rejected.
> I have applied to positions that I have no experience in and I have been rejected. I have applied to positions that I have experience in and I have been rejected. I have applied to positions that I have no interest in and I have been rejected. I have applied to positions that I am interested in and I have been rejected.
> I have applied to positions that I have no experience in and I have been rejected. I have applied to positions that I have experience in and I have been rejected. I have applied to positions that I have no interest in and I have been rejected. I have applied to positions that I am interested in and I have been rejected.
> I have applied to positions that I have no experience in and I have been rejected. I have applied to positions that I have experience in and I have been rejected. I have applied to positions that I have

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2025-02-05T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyelonm

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-07-18T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflaglebanon: Hizzbollah's lawyer :marseyjudge: :marseyraging: about the jews, :marseymuslimitsover: :marseysalat: and the :marseyeggless: :marseyflaggermany:
URL: {TWEET: SadekRoumieh}
VOTES: +67 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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Morpheuswipe +42m +55 / -1
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  Qar +1h +10 / -1
  :#marseyxd:

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  KawaiiFembee +3h +7 / -1
  :marseykingcrown:

  cyberdick +11h +2 / -0
  :#marseychefkiss:

bibbobnotabot +29m +21 / -1
@x is this true

  X +3m +16 / -1
  I wouldnt know

    bibbobnotabot +1m +10 / -1
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      X +3m +16 / -1
      :#marseyderp:

      Geralt_of_Uganda +1h +8 / -1
      :#marseyveryworriedfed:

        bibbobnotabot +1h +3 / -1
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      911roofer +1h +3 / -1
      She's got a face for radio.

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  rdram

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2025-04-11T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_brother_in_law_is_a_misogynist_and_i_dont}
VOTES: +71 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> My brother in law is a misogynist and I don't know what to do.
> I'm 26, my husband is 28. We have a 3 month old baby and 2 older kids. I have a brother who is married to my brother in law. I have a very close relationship with my brother and his wife and I love them both dearly.
> However, my brother in law is a misogynist. He is very sexist and hates women. He tells my sister he's glad she's not a man because she'd be a terrible man. He tells my sister she's lucky she was born a woman because she's not smart or pretty enough to be a man. He tells my sister that he hopes she never has a daughter because they're all sluts and he doesn't want to deal with that. He tells my sister that he hates women because they're all whores and that's why he never wants to be around them. He tells my sister that he hopes she never has a daughter because they're all sluts and that's why he never wants to be around them. He tells my sister that he hopes she never has a daughter because they're all sluts and that's why he never wants to be around them. He tells my sister that he hopes she never has a daughter because they're all sluts and that's why he never wants to be around them. He tells my sister that he hopes she never

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2025-06-26T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagargentina: :marseyflagargentina: :marseyflagargentina: :marseyflagargentina: :marseyflagargentina: :marseyflagargentina: :marseyflagargentina: :marseyflagargentina: :marseyflagargentina:
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VOTES: +110 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2025-05-03T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Eurofags are still coping about being cucked by the US :marseyxd:
URL: {REDDIT: r/europe uks_economic_growth_outperformed_all_european}
VOTES: +68 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's a different topic but they can't help themselves
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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-11-07T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: After the elections, the :marseytrain2: got the ick :marseytrain: :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes im_scared_of_the_ones_in_power}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I am terrified, and I think my fear is pretty reasonable. The people who are in power now are the same people who have been saying that I'm a "predator" and "groomer", that I'm "not a woman", that I should "transition quietly and never speak of it" and that I "don't need a woman's voice" because "I'm a man". They are the ones who are calling me a "sexual deviant", a "pervert" and a "predator", who are calling me a "monster", a "disgusting freak" and a "disgusting creature".
> They are the ones who are calling me a "terrorist", a "radical" and a "cult leader", who are calling me a "criminal", a "pedophile" and a "rapist", who are calling me a "murderer", a "stalker" and a "threat to society".
> They are the ones who are calling me a "disgusting freak" and a "monster", who are calling me a "sexual deviant", a "pervert" and a "predator", who are calling me a "disgusting creature".
> And they are the ones who are calling me a "terrorist", a "radical" and a "cult leader", who are calling me a "criminal", a "pedophile" and a "rapist", who are calling me a "murderer", a "stalker" and a "threat to society".
> I'm scared of what they will do to me, to my family and my friends, to my community, to my country. I'm scared of what they will do to me, to my family and my friends, to my community, to my country. I'm scared of what they will do to me, to my family and my friends, to my community, to my country.
> I'm scared of what they will do to me, to my family and my friends,

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2025-01-28T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "The wall" is not just a myth, it's a patriarchal conspiracy theory : TwoXChromosomes :marseywall: :marseywall: :marseywall: :marseywall:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes the_wall_is_not_just_a_myth_its_a_patriarchal}
VOTES: +116 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I was at the gym this morning and I was feeling so good. I was in my workout clothes, and I was out of breath, but I was feeling so strong. I was feeling so good. I was feeling so good that I was able to do a 30 minute HIIT workout. I was feeling so good that I was able to do a 30 minute HIIT workout. I was feeling so good that I was able to do a 30 minute HIIT workout. I was feeling so good that I was able to do a 30 minute HIIT workout. I was feeling so good that I was able to do a 30 minute HIIT workout. I was feeling so good that I was able to do a 30 minute HIIT workout. I was feeling so good that I was able to do a 30 minute HIIT workout. I was feeling so good that I was able to do a 30 minute HIIT workout. I was feeling so good that I was able to do a 30 minute HIIT workout. I was feeling so good that I was able to do a 30 minute HIIT workout. I was feeling so good that I was able to do a 30 minute HIIT workout. I was feeling so good that I was able to do a 30 minute HIIT workout. I was feeling so good that I was able to do a 30 minute HIIT workout. I was feeling so good that I was able to do a 30 minute HIIT workout. I was feeling so good that I was able to do a 30 minute HIIT workout. I was feeling so good that I was able to do a 30 minute HIIT workout. I was feeling so good that I was able to do a 30 minute HIIT workout. I was feeling so good that I was

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-12-05T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: That time when the world's most famous :marseytrain2: was caught with child porn
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/dec/04/laurence-fox-convicted-of-possession-of-child-pornography
VOTES: +66 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Laurence Fox, the actor and filmmaker who made headlines in 2021 after his wife appeared on the Andrew Callaghan podcast to discuss his transphobic views, has been found guilty of possessing child sexual abuse images.
> Fox, 55, was convicted of possessing five images of child sexual abuse and one video of child sexual abuse on his computer at his home in London. He was acquitted of possessing an additional image of child sexual abuse.
> The jury deliberated for two hours and 45 minutes before delivering its verdicts. Fox was also found guilty of possessing a total of 55 images of indecent images of children, of which 41 were of a penetrative nature.
> Fox was remanded in custody and will be sentenced at a later date.
> The actor, who played the former Tory MP Michael Portillo in the hit Netflix series The Crown, appeared via video link from prison to give his statement to the court. Fox said he had never been aware of the material on his computer, which he claimed was not his.
> “It was the computer of a friend that I had lent him. I didn’t know what was on it. I didn’t know anything about it,” he said.
> The court heard Fox, who was married to the author and writer Rachel Fox, was a supporter of the trans rights movement. He appeared on Andrew Callaghan’s podcast in 2021 to defend the movement, but his wife appeared on the show shortly after to say she was “surprised and hurt” by his comments.
> She said she had been unaware of the full extent of his views and the podcast had been a wake-up call. She said they had subsequently been talking about Fox’s “views on trans rights and a lot of other issues” and he had “agreed to try to change”.
> Fox’s publicist issued a statement on behalf of the actor after his conviction. He said: “Laurence Fox’s response to his conviction is

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2025-02-08T12Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: :soyjak: :soyjak: :soyjak: :soyjak: :soyjak: :soyjak: :soyjak: :soyjak: :soyjak: :soyjak:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +39m +14 / -0
I bet a lot of people are gonna think the new batman is going to be this gay

  L4550 +11m +7 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    GooooooldMember +1h +3 / -0
    That's funny

GooooooldMember +38m +10 / -0
I mean the guy who wrote the original batman is also a pedo

  L4550 +12m +12 / -0
  > Tim Burton’s Batman, directed by Joel Schumacher, and directed by Michael Keaton, were all written by Sam Hamm, who was an unrepentant pedophile.
  > Hamm has been charged with molestation and possession of child pornography. In the 1990s, he was charged with sexually abusing a 10-year-old girl, but the charges were later dropped. In 1999, he was again arrested for allegedly sexually abusing a 10-year-old girl, but the charges were later dropped. In 2004, he was arrested for possessing child pornography, but the charges were later dropped.
  > Sam Hamm is a pedophile who wrote Batman. He has been charged with molestation and possession of child pornography. He has been charged with molesting a 10-year-old girl, but the charges were later dropped. He has been charged with possessing child pornography, but the charges were later dropped.
  > Sam Hamm is a pedophile who wrote Batman. He has been charged with molesting a 10-year-old girl, but the charges were later dropped. He has been charged with possessing child pornography, but the charges were later dropped.
  > Sam Hamm is a pedophile who wrote Batman. He has been charged with molesting a 10-year-old girl, but the charges were later dropped.

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2025-02-02T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The H1B visa debate :marseytunaktunak: :marseyjewofthesubcontinent:
URL: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/02/02/trump-h1b-india-jeet/
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> President Trump announced Friday that he was ending a program that has allowed many Indians to work in the U.S. on H-1B visas. The administration said the move was meant to protect American workers from the “dehumanizing practice of indentured servitude.”
> It is the latest in a series of moves by Trump to cut down on the number of Indians in the country, including the reversal of policies that allowed for easier immigration and the imposition of tariffs on Indian goods. As a result, many Indians are worried about their future in the U.S.
> “I feel like I’m in a state of shock right now,” said Pooja Bansal, a 28-year-old software engineer who has been working in the U.S. for the past four years on an H-1B visa. “I don’t know what I’m going to do.”
> Bansal, who lives in San Jose, Calif., said she has been planning to move to the U.S. for years. She had applied for an H-1B visa in 2019 but was denied. She then applied again in 2021 and was approved. She said she has been working for a small tech company in San Jose and enjoys her job, but she is worried about her future.
> “I feel like I’m going to lose my job,” she said. “I’m going to have to go back to India, and I don’t want to do that.”
> Bansal is not alone. Many Indians who have been working in the U.S. on H-1B visas are worried about their future. Some have already started looking for jobs in India.
> “I’ve been looking for a job in India for the past few months,” said Rajesh Kumar, a 35-year-old software engineer who has been working in the U.S. for the past seven years on an H-1B visa. “I’m not sure if I’ll be able to find a job, but

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-08-24T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyakshually: there is no war in Gaza, it's a conflict :marseyakshually:
URL: {TWEET: NadezhdaKu}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: NadezhdaKu}
> I wish to say thank you to all those who supported me. I am sorry for not replying to some of you. I am deeply humbled by your support. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
> You have all made me so strong. And I will continue to be strong. Thank you. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
> I will be going back to Gaza on the 1st of September. So much to do. So much to write. So much to read. So much to pray for. So much to be thankful for. So much to love.
> I am not a politician. I am not an expert. I am a mother. I am a teacher. I am a wife. I am a woman. I am an activist. I am a sister. I am a daughter. I am a friend.
> I am a human.
> I am a human being. I am a human being who cares.
> I am a human being who cares about the people of Gaza.
> I am a human being who cares about the people of Gaza and the people of Israel.
> I am a human being who cares about the people of Gaza and the people of Israel and the people of the world.
> I am a human being who cares about the people of Gaza and the people of Israel and the people of the world and the people of the universe.
> I am a human being who cares about the people of Gaza and the people of Israel and the people of the world and the people of the universe and the people of the cosmos.
> I am a human being who cares about the people of Gaza and the people of Israel and the people of the world and the people of the universe and the people of the cosmos and the people of the multiverse.
> I am a human being who cares about the people of Gaza and the people of Israel and the people of the world and the people of the universe and the people of the cosmos and the people of the multiverse and the people of the universe.
>

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-07-21T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Biden :marseybiden: addresses the press
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
UncleAbortion +1h +20 / -0
Hilarious how the narrative has been flipped and now Trump is the one to be "leaked" about his "private" chatrooms.

  cyberdick +1h +16 / -0
  !chuds !nonchuds
  https://media1.tenor.com/m/NR8qYlFfPZwAAAAC/the-office-dwight.gif

    KAT_B0T +2m +3 / -0
    The media is like 99% chud these days

  nuclearshill +37m +6 / -0
  I thought this was going to be a Trump clip lmao

  haggis +19m +6 / -0
  He literally had his penis on full display in the Oval Office.

  BigBussyHunter +1h +4 / -0
  Nooooo! You can't leak that! That's a secret!
  :#marseytrumpgrouptalking:

arsey +28m +13 / -0
lmao he's so funny. He's my president.

  Dramamine +3h +2 / -0
  I like Biden's idea of having to cut off his own arm to make America great again.
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  Teslatruck +4h +2 / -0
  Biden is literally so retarded and so old that he doesnt even remember what happened 20 minutes ago. He would be a better candidate if he wasnt so old and retarded

FourthCowboy +10m +6 / -0
:#marseyjokemissed:

haggis +1h +4 / -0
I'm voting for Biden just for the "Fuck Joe" shirt.

ACA +3h +2 / -0
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  ACA +3m +1 / -0
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    ACA +10s +1 / -0
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      ACA +27s +1 / -

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-10-05T14Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: The man who invented the term "transgender" :marseydead:
URL: https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/robert-stoller-1922-2024-954g3k202
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> In 1965, Stoller wrote the first book on transsexualism, Sex and Gender: On the Development of Masculinity and Femininity. He coined the term “gender identity”, which has become widely used, and is now the basis for the word “transgender”, which he did not invent. He was one of the first to argue that the need for gender affirmation was not confined to transsexuals, and was a requirement of all human beings.
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> He was born in Chicago in 1922, the only child of Jewish parents. He studied at the University of Chicago, where he obtained a PhD in psychology in 1948. He taught there for a year before moving to the University of California, Los Angeles, where he was to spend the rest of his career. He became a professor of clinical psychology in 1966, and a professor of psychiatry in 1971.
> In the 1950s, he conducted pioneering studies of male and female sexual fantasies, which he published in his book, Fantasies of Gender Dysphoria, in 1974. He was the first to argue that the cause of gender dysphoria was psychological, rather than physiological, and to argue that it was a treatable condition.
> He was the first to use the term “transsexual” to describe the condition in which a person’s gender identity does not match their biological sex. He also coined the term “gender identity”, which is now widely used. He was one of the first to argue that the need for gender affirmation was not confined to transsexuals, and was a requirement of all human beings.
> In the 1970s, Stoller became involved in the debate over whether or not transsexuals should be allowed to undergo sex reassignment surgery. He argued that the decision to undergo such surgery should be left to the individual, and that it was not for society to decide who was or was not a transsexual.

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2025-04-11T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The CEO of the company that is going to lay off 10% of its workforce is about to be fired, and the layoffs aren't happening.
URL: {TWEET: ClownWorld_}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
He's getting fired because he's a faggot and got shitfaced at a party and has to go to rehab. He's the guy who in 2023 told a journalist he doesn't drink and doesn't smoke because he's a good boy, he's a good boy, he's a good boy :soyjakfat:
{YOUTUBE}
COMMENTS:
AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1h +5 / -0
>he's the guy who in 2023 told a journalist he doesn't drink and doesn't smoke because he's a good boy, he's a good boy, he's a good boy
I'd have fired him on the spot, it's impossible to take him seriously.

  L4550 +12m +5 / -0
  :marseyagree:
  He's also like 35 and still looks like he's in highschool
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  {IMG}
  His whole career is like this, he's always been a generic nerd who would've been a good fit for a public school teacher

    AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1m +4 / -0
    That's the worst part of these layoffs, they're only going to hit the cool people..

      L4550 +6m +3 / -0
      The cool people are the ones who can make money for the company, and the ones who can't are the nerds. Which is why they're all nerds in these layoffs.

        AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +7m +3 / -0
        >The cool people are the ones who can make money for the company
        I thought that was the point of the layoffs?.

          L4550 +3m +2 / -0
          :marseyagree:
          It's just that the cool people are the ones who are making money, and the nerds are the ones who aren't.

            AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1m +3 / -

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-09-04T18Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: New Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +38 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&& Hit &&
&& Miss &&
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +11 / -0
!masterbaiters

  cyberdick +59m +7 / -0
  {IMG} :#!marseysmughips:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseyblackpearlclutch:

      cyberdick +1m +5 / -0
      :#marseyindignant: :#!marseyblackpearlclutch:

DahvieVanityFan +3h +3 / -0
He missed the opportunity to have the girls be in the kitchen.

ACA +4h +1 / -0
&&Hit and Miss&&

  ACA +34s +2 / -0
  I misspelled it. I meant to say he got the joke but he should have used a different joke

    ACA +19s +2 / -0
    !firearms

    ACA +13s +2 / -0
    !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootershays. !oolschayootersh

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-12-16T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: What if we created a baby to kill it? :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_girlfriend_wants_to_get_pregnant_then_kidnap}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> My girlfriend wants to get pregnant, then kidnap the baby, then give it to an abortion clinic.
> This has to be the most bizarre thing I've ever heard. She's 35 and has no desire to ever have children, but she thinks this is the only way to get what she wants, which is to feel the physical sensation of carrying a baby to term.
> We had a conversation about it, and I told her that I don't think it's ethical to create a baby with the intention of killing it. She said that she doesn't care about the baby's life, and that she just wants to feel the sensation of carrying a baby.
> I'm not sure how to proceed. I don't want to break up with her, but I also can't condone her plan.
> I'm not sure what to do. I don't want to break up with her, but I also can't condone her plan.
> EDIT: I'm not sure if this is the right sub to post this in, but I figured I'd give it a try.
> EDIT 2: I've deleted the post because I feel like it's not appropriate to post this here.
> EDIT 3: I've undeleted the post because I feel like it's appropriate to post this here.
> EDIT 4: I've deleted the post again because I feel like it's not appropriate to post this here.
> EDIT 5: I've undeleted the post again because I feel like it's appropriate to post this here.
> EDIT 6: I've deleted the post again because I feel like it's not appropriate to post this here.
> EDIT 7: I've undeleted the post again because I feel like it's appropriate to post this here.
> EDIT 8: I've deleted the post again because I feel like it's

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-09-29T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Post the most honest comment you've ever made :marseyshrug:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think it's this one, but I'm sure there's more. I've always been honest about my thoughts on Reddit, even if it was in an ironic way, like calling a post "good" or "great". I'm not a faggot, I just think it's funny to call a post "good". I don't think it's funny to call a post "great", I just think it's funny to call a post "good".
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +10 / -0
the "I'm a girl" comment I made when I was 15

  SpookyFartMan69 +10m +5 / -0
  :marseycheerup:

  VisigothApologist +2h +3 / -0
  That’s the one I was thinking of too
  :marseywholesome:

  ACA +1h +2 / -0
  !alligatorfuckhouse

dude_pussy_lmao +1h +7 / -0
> :marseychud: I hate niggers
> :marseychud: I hate niggers
> :marseychud: I hate niggers
> :marseychud: I hate niggers
> :marseychud: I hate niggers
> :marseychud: I hate niggers
> :marseychud: I hate niggers
> :marseychud: I hate niggers
> :marseychud: I hate niggers
> :marseychud: I hate niggers
> :marseychud: I hate niggers
> :marseychud: I hate niggers
> :marseychud: I hate niggers
> :marseychud: I hate niggers
> :marseychud: I hate niggers
> :marseychud: I hate niggers
> :marseychud: I hate niggers
> :marseychud: I hate niggers
> :marseychud: I

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2025-03-20T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +4h +5 / -0
What a dumb bitch

  L4550 +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    GooooooldMember +1h +2 / -0
    Damn she cute

      L4550 +17h +2 / -0
      :#marseyagree:

        GooooooldMember +1h +2 / -0
        Who is she?

          L4550 +4h +2 / -0
          https://www.instagram.com/lupiinarts/

            GooooooldMember +12h +2 / -0
            Thanks

Gorgeous_Gorillawitz +1h +4 / -0
{IMG}

  L4550 +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseyagree:ott

    Gorgeous_Gorillawitz +5m +4 / -0
    :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marse

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2025-02-05T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +64 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.gocomics.com/dilbert/2025/02/05
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COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +28 / -0
:#marseyhesright:

Maximus +4m +16 / -0
:pepoboner:

pizzashill +4h +10 / -0
"thats a lot of words, lets look at the economy of a small country as if it was an individual person."

  L4550 +42m +7 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +3h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    pizzashill +5h +3 / -0
    did you not read the post lol. i am not saying they arent losing money, i am saying you cant use that to justify tariffs.
    a loss in any business does not justify raising prices and increasing the cost of doing business.
    they would have to go out of business to justify that.

      KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +3h +2 / -0
      > a loss in any business does not justify raising prices and increasing the cost of doing business.
      Thats not the point of tariffs. The point is to make your home economy more competitive in the global market. Tariffs are a tool for industrial policy. You think trump is only doing this for the sake of the US economy?

        pizzashill +4m +3 / -0
        tariffs are not a tool for industrial policy, they are a tool for rent seeking.
        they are not a tool for making anything more competitive, they are a tool for making things more expensive.
        you know the money lost by US businesses from tariffs will be passed on to you in higher prices right?
        you know the money lost by US businesses will lead to layoffs right?

          KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +3m +2 / -0
          > tariffs are not a tool for industrial policy
          Sure they are. The U.S. has been using them to protect and prop up the auto industry for decades. Theyve also been using

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-09-27T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoylentgrin: :soysnoo: :soyjakwow: :soysnoo4: :soysnoo2: :soysnoo5: :soyjakfat: :soyjakyell: :marseysoylentgrin:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +12 / -0
> {IMG}
:#marseyconfused2:

  L4550 +10m +10 / -0
  The soyjak meme is a joke about fat nerds who jerk themselves off to anime. The redditors in this image are fat nerds who jerk themselves off to anime. Therefore, this image is soyjak.

  ManBearFridge +22m +4 / -0
  I'm confused

ManBearFridge +25m +7 / -0
What's the soyjak about?

  L4550 +12m +6 / -0
  It's a joke about fat nerds who jerk themselves off to anime. That's why it's called a soyjak, because of the soy sauce they pour on their anime figurines.

    ManBearFridge +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

Nightcrawler +4m +6 / -0
{IMG}

  L4550 +5m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    Nightcrawler +3m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

      L4550 +5m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

  L4550 +7m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

  L4550 +10m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

  L4550 +15m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

  L4550 +12m +3 / -0
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  L4550 +16m +3 / -0
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  L4550 +21m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

  L4

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-11-01T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagukraine: has gone from "No refunds" to "We're leaving, don't bother us anymore" :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagus: :marseyflaggermany: :marseyflagcanada: :marseyflagfrance: :marseyflagaustralia: :marseyflaguk: :marseyflagnetherlands: :marseyflagbelgium: :marseyflagpoland:
URL: {TWEET: mylordbebo}
VOTES: +100 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Sorry for the delay, we were all busy with our jobs
> We are leaving, we have a life outside of twitter and can’t be here all the time.
> We don’t need to be here to get a paycheck, we just want to be able to live in peace.
> So don’t ping us anymore and we won’t respond.
> We are leaving, don’t bother us anymore. We don’t need to be here to get a paycheck, we just want to be able to live in peace. So don’t ping us anymore and we won’t respond.
> We are leaving, don’t bother us anymore. We don’t need to be here to get a paycheck, we just want to be able to live in peace. So don’t ping us anymore and we won’t respond.
> We are leaving, don’t bother us anymore. We don’t need to be here to get a paycheck, we just want to be able to live in peace. So don’t ping us anymore and we won’t respond.
> We are leaving, don’t bother us anymore. We don’t need to be here to get a paycheck, we just want to be able to live in peace. So don’t ping us anymore and we won’t respond.
> We are leaving, don’t bother us anymore. We don’t need to be here to get a paycheck, we just want to be able to live in peace. So don’t ping us anymore and we won’t respond.
> We are leaving, don’t bother us anymore. We don’t need to be here to get a paycheck, we just want to be able to live in peace. So don’t ping us anymore and we won’t respond.

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-12-24T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I wish I had the option to choose who I’m pregnant with" - the reddit thread :marseyfoidretard: :marseychoice2: :marseychoice1:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_wish_i_had_the_option_to_choose_who_im_pregnant}
VOTES: +13 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I just want to say that I don’t think it’s fair how women are expected to have kids with men they’re not in a relationship with. If I were to have a kid with someone I’m not married to, I’d want it to be with someone I know and trust. I just don’t understand why women are expected to have kids with men they’re not in a relationship with. It’s not fair. Women have the right to choose who they have kids with. If a woman doesn’t want to have a kid with a man she’s not in a relationship with, then she shouldn’t have to. I think it’s time for society to start accepting that not all women want to have kids with men they’re not in a relationship with. It’s not fair to women to expect them to have kids with men they’re not in a relationship with.
:#marseychoice2:
> I think women should be able to choose who they have kids with. If a woman doesn’t want to have a kid with a man she’s not in a relationship with, then she shouldn’t have to. I think it’s time for society to start accepting that not all women want to have kids with men they’re not in a relationship with. It’s not fair to women to expect them to have kids with men they’re not in a relationship with.
:#marseychoice1:
> I think it’s time for society to start accepting that not all women want to have kids with men they’re not in a relationship with. It’s not fair to women to expect them to have kids with men they’re not in a relationship with. I think it’s time for society to start accepting that not all women want to have kids with men they’re not in a relationship with. It’s not fair to women to expect them to have kids with men they’re not in a relationship with.
:#marseychoice1:
> I think it’s

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-08-24T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Tiktokers are about to get the death penalty :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseybeheading:
URL: {REDDIT: r/China china_to_impose_death_penalty_on_tiktok}
VOTES: +113 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/China china_to_impose_death_penalty_on_tiktok}
> TikTok is a highly dangerous platform that allows a wide range of people to post information that can influence public opinion, such as those who have political or religious views that are considered dangerous by the authorities. In addition, the platform can be used to spread propaganda, incite violence or hatred, and conduct cyberattacks. In other words, TikTok is a tool that can be used by the enemy to attack the country and the people, and it must be strictly controlled.
> In recent years, TikTok has become a source of concern for the authorities. In 2022, the authorities banned the use of TikTok in the military and the police. In 2023, the authorities also banned the use of TikTok in schools and hospitals. In addition, the authorities have also taken a series of measures to restrict the use of TikTok, such as limiting the time that users can spend on the platform, and banning the use of TikTok in certain areas.
> The new law is a further step in the authorities' efforts to control TikTok. The law will allow the authorities to impose the death penalty on people who use TikTok to commit serious crimes. This is a very serious measure, and it shows that the authorities are determined to crack down on the use of TikTok for criminal purposes.
> The new law is likely to have a significant impact on the use of TikTok in China. It is likely that the law will lead to a decrease in the number of people who use TikTok, as people will be more afraid of the consequences of using the platform. It is also possible that the law will lead to a change in the way that people use TikTok, as people will be more careful about what they post on the platform.
> The new law is a reflection of the authorities' increasing concerns about the influence of TikTok on Chinese society. The authorities believe that TikTok is a dangerous platform that can be used to spread propaganda, incite violence

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-08-22T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to cause seethe in a small forum: Post a screenshot of a comment you made :marseytroublemaker:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/479830654#p479830654
COMMENTS:
BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +5m +5 / -0
How to cause seethe in small forum. Post about how you are going to kill yourself and how you are going to take other people with you

  L4550 +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseyschizotwitch: :#marseyderanged:

  ChristoffWChanderson +41m +4 / -0
  >how you are going to take other people with you
  :#marseyfluffy:

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +3 / -0
    I have no idea what kind of person you are. But you are not person i want to be around

      ChristoffWChanderson +1m +3 / -0
      I'm a very kind person actually! :marseyexcited:

        BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +3m +2 / -0
        I have no idea what kind of person you are. But you are not person i want to be around

          ChristoffWChanderson +4m +2 / -0
          I have no idea what kind of person you are. But you are not person I want to be around

            BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +2m +2 / -0
            I have no idea what kind of person you are. But you are not person I want to be around

              ChristoffWChanderson +1m +2 / -0
              I have no idea what kind of person you are. But you are not person I want to be around

                BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +2 / -0
                I have no idea what kind of person you are. But you are not person I want to be around

                  ChristoffW

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-12-25T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysmughips: (rDrama)
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
{MP4}

  L4550 +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}.ott
  {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}.ott

    Cao_Cao +2h +1 / -0
    {IMG} {IMG}
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      L4550 +24m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2025-06-04T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dasha Nekrasova :marseydarkfoidretard: :marseydead: or :marseyschizotwitch: :marseygravedance:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://t.me/s/nekrasova
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +5m +14 / -0
I miss when she was a fat goblin

  Maximus +2m +10 / -0
  :marseychonkerfoidpuke:

  L4550 +1m +8 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

  PaleoMarseyist +2h +4 / -0
  :#marseywould:

  cyberdick +3h +4 / -0
  :#marseyconfused2:

    peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      cyberdick +1m +4 / -0
      :#marseywouldnt:

      SaveUsUncleTed +1h +3 / -0
      :#marseywould:

WhiteAngelSexyProtestant +2h +7 / -0
i dont know who this is

  L4550 +2m +7 / -0
  I don't either. I just saw the screenshot and it was amusing.

  SaveUsUncleTed +1h +4 / -0
  The official rdrama :marseymerchantfoid:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +7 / -0
!redscarepod @iowa_hawkeye

  iowa_hawkeye +4m +5 / -0
  Damn, i had a ton of Dasha and Anna shit in my phone, deleted all of it during the covid lockdowns.
  The only one i have left is this video of Anna riding a motorcycle around the world.
  {YOUTUBE}

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +2h +2 / -0
  I miss Anna so much.

KoreanDandyKing +1h +6 / -0
Dasha is probably the most unremarkable

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-10-14T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteisrael: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseysaluteussr: :marseyjewoftheorientglow: :marseysaluteisrael:
URL: {TWEET: IrynaVlasiuk}
VOTES: +44 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
asshole +15m +33 / -0
the only thing i hate more than jews is commies and the only thing i hate more than commies is jews.
{IMG}
!slots1111

  L4550 +18m +17 / -0
  The West is too soft and cucked to ever win a war against the Jews.

    asshole +1m +11 / -0
    {IMG}
    !slots1000

  BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +23m +14 / -0
  Commies are jews

    asshole +1m +8 / -0
    {IMG}
    !slots1000

  FourthCowboy +3m +11 / -0
  We should make commies stand in the middle of the two :marseythinkorino:

    asshole +4m +9 / -0
    {IMG}
    !slots1000

      FourthCowboy +3m +6 / -0
      {IMG}
      !slots1000

  C333 +1h +6 / -0
  # ITS THE JEWS AND COMMIES ON BOTH SIDES
  :#marseydarkxd:

    asshole +2m +4 / -0
    {IMG}
    !slots1000

  BushWasRight +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +5h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

Avalon +4m +14 / -0
> 1984
:#marseyconfused2:

  L4550 +3m +21 / -0
  {IMG}

    Avalon +13

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2025-02-22T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard:

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-09-12T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans: :marseyflagpoland: :marseyitsover: :marseyflagpoland: :marseytrans:
URL: https://www.the-sun.com/news/12714813/polish-drag-queen-suspended-from-school/
VOTES: +15 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> A Polish drag queen has been suspended from a school in a Christian conservative town after a complaint from parents who said his performance was a 'sin'.
> As part of his act, the entertainer, who goes by the name of Drag Queen Arko, would use a dildo on stage.
> Parents said the performance had no place in school and was 'not appropriate for children'.
> The drag queen, who has more than 200,000 followers on TikTok and is part of the Drag Queen Parents group, said he had been suspended from the school and was looking for a new job.
> He wrote on Facebook: 'I was accused of being a 'sinner' for doing my job in a Polish school in the conservative town of Czarny Bór.
> 'I was banned from continuing to do my job at that school, even though I am a parent myself, and even though I have a child who goes to that same school.
> 'I have been suspended for a year. I am looking for a new job.'
> In a post on Facebook, he said: 'This is not a war against me. This is a war against my son, my daughter, my friends and my family.
> 'It is a war against my colleagues, against my followers and against me as a human being. This is a war against a group of people who are treated differently because of who they are.'
> The school in Czarny Bór, near the city of Poznań, was attended by his 12-year-old daughter.
> He said he had been invited to perform for the school's parents and that it was a 'great honour to perform in the school that my daughter attends'.
> He said he had asked his daughter and her friends to help him make the show.
> He said his daughter's friends had helped him make the show and had made him a disco ball that he used on stage.
> In the performance,

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-11-07T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrump: :marseyblack: :marseyitsjoever:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +20 / -0
> gibs me dat gibs
:#dasrite:

  pizzashill +5m +14 / -1
  you know you can vote for the black guy and still get gibs right?

    peepeehands +2m +12 / -0
    It's not about getting gibs, it's about making a statement that I'm not racist.

      pizzashill +5m +7 / -2
      No it is about gibs lol, you can vote for the black guy and get gibs. He's the only one that will actually give gibs.

        peepeehands +4m +12 / -0
        I don't want gibs I want to feel good about myself.

          pizzashill +1m +7 / -2
          I dont think you do, you're a retard.

            peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
            :#marseyseethetalking:

              pizzashill +1m +7 / -2
              if i was seething i wouldnt be posting on a gay cat website.

                ThousandBestLives +1h +4 / -0
                :#marseysurejan:

                Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1h +3 / -0
                :#marseyhesright:

        Goomble +1h +2 / -0
        I think he's actually retarded

          pizzashill +5m +2 / -1
          No you're retarded

            Goomble +2m +1 / -0
            :marseysmughips:

Username +40m +10 / -0
Who the fuck is this nigga?

  Zuzie +1h +7 / -0
  {IMG}

  L4550 +35m +5 / -0
  Some MAGA rapper

L4550 +2m +9 / -0

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-09-28T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycope: They're just pretending to be ugly to make other people feel better. :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope:
URL: {TWEET: IsabelleMyn192}
VOTES: +106 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
:#marseycope:
{IMG}
:#marseycope:
{IMG}
:#marseycope:
{IMG}
:#marseycope:
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:#marseycope:
{IMG}
:#marseycope:
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:#marseycope:
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:#marseycope:
{IMG}
:#marseycope:
{IMG}
:#marseycope:
{IMG}
:#marseycope:
{IMG}
:#marseycope:
COMMENTS:
Count_Sprpr +17m +98 / -1
> You don't need to be beautiful to be loved
!fashion, !incels, please tell me how to interpret this.
:#marseysquint:

  KoreanDandyKing +10m +45 / -1
  If you're a man, you can be ugly as hell and get some foid to love you. But she will be a total doormat and will be jealous of every other woman who is hotter than you. Basically, she will be a single mom with 3 kids and will be stuck in a dead-end job.
  If you're a woman, you can be ugly as hell and get some moid to love you. But he will be a total doormat and will be jealous of every other moid who is hotter than you. Basically, he will be a broke NEET and will be stuck in a dead-end job.

    Count_Sprpr +3m +22 / -1
    So I should become a NEET? I am already really good at ignoring foids.
    :#marseyhmm:

      KoreanDandyKing +6m +22 / -1
      {IMG}

      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +12 / -0
      :#marseyagree:

  Iiiii

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2025-03-05T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is a foid on a reddit thread on a female podcast about male friends, friends with benefits and whatnot, being a "good friend", but not wanting to be friends with her male friend because he is a creep. :marseyfoidretard: "I've never had a male friend that didn't try to fuck me" :marseywomanmoment2: "I had a male friend who was very respectful and kept the friendship professional" :marseywomanmoment2: "I had a male friend who was very respectful and kept the friendship professional" :marseywomanmoment2: "I had a male friend who was very respectful and kept the friendship professional"
URL: {REDDIT: r/womenpodcasters is_it_wrong_to_have_a_male_friend_if_theyre_not}
VOTES: +94 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
OP, a 30 yo foid, wants to have a male friend, but not one that tries to fuck her. The comments are full of foids saying how they're never had a male friend who didn't try to fuck them, but also have male friends that they love. :marseyconfused2:
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> [I've never had a male friend that didn't try to fuck me]({REDDIT: r/womenpodcasters is_it_wrong_to_have_a_male_friend_if_theyre_not})
> I'm in my 40s and I've never had a male friend that didn't try to fuck me. I've had male friends that I love and respected, but none of them has been able to stay platonic. I'm so tired of it.
> > I'm so sorry. It sounds like it was just a waste of time. Why bother if you know they'll try to fuck you?
> > > It's so sad because a lot of times I would have wanted to fuck them too. I just wanted a platonic friendship.
> > > > I know the feeling. I'm 39 and I've had to cut off many men friends because they always wanted to fuck me. I hate it. I'm so tired of it.
> > > > > I'm so sorry. It's so tiring and sad. I've been in similar situations. I've had to cut

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-11-03T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "One of the people who was killed on the day of the shooting was a trans woman. It's all so fucked up." :marseywholesometrans:
URL: {TWEET: kanyewest}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +35m +11 / -0
{IMG}
I think this is what they mean by "reality has a liberal bias"

  Transformers +2h +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +5h +2 / -0
    :#marseytransrentfree:

  Homoshrexual +33m +3 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

KawaiiFembee +1h +6 / -0
{IMG}

  L4550 +47m +5 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

    KawaiiFembee +2h +2 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint2: ott

      L4550 +4m +2 / -0
      :#marseysoypointgold: ott

        KawaiiFembee +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseysoypointsnappyquote: ott

          L4550 +1m +2 / -0
          :#marseysoypointsnappygold: ott

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1h +3 / -0
I wish he had went for irl soyjak

  L4550 +21m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

  Haberdasher +6h +2 / -0
  He already killed one of them..

Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
:#marseyeyeroll2:
Why does Kanye think he's going to make any friends with this?.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-10-20T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Keffals is now a '100% heterosexual' woman :marseytrans2: :marseywholesometrans: :marseytrans2: :marseywholesometrans: :marseytrans2: :marseywholesometrans: :marseytrans2: :marseywholesometrans:
URL: {TWEET: keffals}
VOTES: +115 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
:#marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
arsey +18m +102 / -1
Holy shit it's like those 4chan threads where they got people to think they're trans. lol
> I'm only 20 and I'm a woman, but I still think about the boys I've been with.
> I've never had sex with a woman, and I've never wanted to.
> I've never been in a lesbian relationship.
> I'm straight. I'm a woman who is only attracted to men.
> I'm a woman. I'm a woman. I'm a woman.
:#marseykeffalsdance: :#marseykeffalsdance: :#marseykeffalsdance:

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +1h +60 / -1
  >I've never been in a lesbian relationship.
  >I'm straight.
  :#marseyxd:

  lalilulelo +3h +25 / -1
  > I've never been in a lesbian relationship.
  > I'm straight.
  :#marseyxd:

  TheOverSeether +7h +16 / -1
  :#marseyemojirofl:

  BigBlackCockatiel +4h +12 / -1
  > I'm straight
  > I'm a woman
  :#marseyconfused:

    arsey +1h +7 / -1
    It's a 4chan thread trick. It's a troll who is making people think they are trans. lol

      BigBlackCockatiel +10m +10 / -1
      :#marseytransrentfree:

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2025-01-29T00Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: [sneed update] Ubisoft now also says that for the last 5 years the single player games have been a "struggle" and a "burden" and now they have a "healthy portfolio" with more focus on the multiplayer and live service games
URL: {TWEET: ubisoft}
VOTES: +117 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
[orange site](https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42831493) :marseynerd2:
{IMG}
I remember when they said the same thing about the multiplayer games, and now they say the same thing about the single player games. :marseythinkorino:
{IMG}
:marseythinkorino:
{IMG}
:marseythinkorino:
{IMG}
:marseythinkorino:
COMMENTS:
Ubie +44m +71 / -1
> [–]MolotovMe 9 points 7 hours ago
> I think you're missing the point. It's not about blaming the developers, it's about blaming the company's strategy.
> When the company shifts focus to live-service and multiplayer, it's not just about the current year's product. It's about the long-term vision. If they were just focused on the current year's product, they could have made a few great games and then moved on to something else.
> But that's not what they're doing. They're trying to build a sustainable business model that relies on continuous engagement. And that requires a long-term focus on developing and maintaining multiplayer games.
> So, when they say they're shifting focus, it's not just about the current year's product. It's about the entire portfolio and the long-term strategy.
> And that's why they're not blaming the developers. It's not about the quality of the current year's product, it's about the company's long-term vision and strategy.
:#marseyretard3talking:
How fucking retarded are these people? :marseylaugh:

  BWC +1h +44 / -1
  > How fucking retarded are these people? :marseylaugh:
  {IMG} !gamers !oldfags !commenters

    Ubie +40m +2

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-11-06T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a woman and I am experiencing a full-blown nervous breakdown :marseywomanmoment2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes im_a_woman_and_i_am_experiencing_a_fullblown}
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm a woman and I am experiencing a full-blown nervous breakdown
> I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm in tears. I don't know what to do. I'm sick to my stomach. I just don't know what to do. I'm panicking and I can't breathe. I'm shaking and I feel like I'm going to vomit. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm crying. I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2025-05-22T12Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseymerchant: :marseyflagfrance: :marseytrans2: :marseycatgirlhomofascist: :marseymerchantsoy: :marseyschizowave:
URL: {TWEET: TatiCappelli}
VOTES: +37 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
Cathedral +24m +11 / -0
>France
:#marseyyawn:

  forget +41m +4 / -0
  :#marseynew:

  L4550 +42m +3 / -0
  :#marseytransmerchant:

  BWC +1h +3 / -0
  >France
  :#marseyflagfrance: :#marseydeux: :#marseyfrenchitsover2: :#marseydeuxfoid: :#marseyfrancenice: :#marseydeuxguillotine: :#marseydeuxwaifu: :#marseydeuxrammstein: :#marseyflagfrancelove: :#marseydeuxchad: :#marseydeuxmoi: :#marseyfrancis:

  BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +44m +1 / -0
  :#marseytransmerchant:

GlowieKong +1h +7 / -0
I'm going to need a source that isn't a random foid on twitter.

  L4550 +11m +2 / -0
  She has a book about it.
  {IMG}
  https://www.amazon.com/French-Expeditionary-Force-Persian-Gulf/dp/1472836536

    GlowieKong +24m +3 / -0
    :#marseyquestion: I'm not clicking that link.

      L4550 +1h +3 / -0
      {IMG}
      https://www.amazon.com/Chinese-Dragon-North-African-Lions/dp/14728

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-12-28T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseygrilling2: :marseyelonmusk: :marseykingcrown:
URL: {TWEET: elonmusk}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +3m +10 / -0
> What did you do? :marseyelonmusk:
>> I, I, I... :marseysweating:
>>> :marseyelonmusk: I will answer your question for you. You ran an ad campaign for a product called Lumin. You paid over $100 million for this campaign. This is a violation of the terms of service of the platform. You have been permanently suspended from our platform.
:#marseyemojilaugh:
:#marseyemojilaugh:
:#marseyemojilaugh:
:#marseyemojilaugh:

  L4550 +4m +5 / -0
  And Musk is a Jew :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh:

    misterwigger +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseyemojilaugh:

      L4550 +4m +3 / -0
      :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-10-08T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyreportercnn: "A new study by the University of Pennsylvania says that Americans are becoming more obese as their obesity becomes more visible."
URL: {TWEET: isabellapieroni}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: isabellapieroni}
{TWEET: isabellapieroni}
{TWEET: isabellapieroni}
{TWEET: isabellapieroni}
{TWEET: isabellapieroni}
{TWEET: isabellapieroni}
{TWEET: isabellapieroni}
{TWEET: isabellapieroni}
{TWEET: isabellapieroni}
{TWEET: isabellapieroni}
COMMENTS:
asshole +14m +8 / -0
lol, butt fat distribution is also a factor
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!slots111

  L4550 +3m +7 / -0
  :#marseysmug2:
  !slots100

    asshole +4m +5 / -0
    :#marseycool2:
    !slots222

    MoidAppreciator +3h +1 / -0
    !slots 100

      MoidAppreciator +16s +1 / -0
      !slots 100

        MoidAppreciator +4s +1 / -0
        !slots 100

          MoidAppreciator +14s +1 / -0
          !slots 100

            MoidAppreciator +11s +1 / -0
            !slots 100

              MoidAppreciator +15s +1 / -0
              !slots 100

                MoidAppreciator +16s +1 / -0
                !slots 100

                  MoidAppreciator +17s +1 / -0
                  !slots 100

                    MoidAppreciator +17s +1 / -0
                    !slots 100

                      MoidAppreciator +

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-11-14T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Deep State has a new weapon against Trump. They call it a "shitlib"
URL: {TWEET: libsoftiktok}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
DoveMenCare +12m +25 / -0
These people are the most pathetic people on the planet. They are unironically not even human. They are subhuman :marseydisgust:

  L4550 +3m +11 / -0
  It's what happens when you live rent free in your parents' basement since you were 18.

  jesus +3h +3 / -0
  >people

  cyberdick +3h +2 / -0
  They are just terminal wingcucks, the only way to cure them is to drop a nuke on their heads

    jesus +1h +1 / -0
    I'd rather nuke them with my peepee

Szrotmistrz +32m +18 / -0
I find it funny that the same people that call Trump a "retard" are the ones that make these videos.
Also:
> I have seen this story before
> Same people in the same office
> Same fake story
> Same "democratic" backroom politics
> Same "democratic" weaponization of the justice system
> Same "democratic" use of the media to push their agenda
> Same "democratic" attempts to delegitimize the opposition
> Same "democratic" attempts to control the narrative
> Same "democratic" attempts to suppress dissent
> Same "democratic" attempts to silence opposition
> Same "democratic" attempts to censor opposition
> Same "democratic" attempts to intimidate opposition
> Same "democratic" attempts to demonize opposition
> Same "democratic" attempts to delegitimize opposition
> Same "democratic" attempts to delegitimize opposition
> Same "democratic" attempts to delegitimize opposition
> Same "democratic" attempts to delegitimize opposition
> Same "democratic" attempts to delegitimize opposition
> Same "democratic" attempts to delegitimize opposition
> Same "democratic"

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-10-25T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marse

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2025-05-28T14Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-08-08T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywomanmoment2: Redditor with a baby in the house tries to start a fight with her ex, Redditors tell her to do it (and to move in with her ex) :marseywomanmoment2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Divorce my_ex_boyfriend_is_asking_me_to_move_in_with_him}
VOTES: +102 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I am a 28 year old woman and I have a 10 month old baby and a dog. My ex boyfriend and I have been on and off for the last 6 years. We have talked about our future plans and he always wanted to move to another country and have kids together. He proposed to me twice. Both times I said yes. Both times he backed out. He was the one to leave me and he said it was because I was "too controlling". He said I wasn't ready to be his wife. He has been seeing someone else for the last 6 months and he has a new baby and they are moving to another country. He has asked me to move in with him and be his wife and I told him no. He said he will leave me alone if I don't move in with him. I told him I don't want to be with him and he needs to leave me alone. He said he will leave me alone if I don't move in with him. I told him I don't want to be with him and he needs to leave me alone. He said he will leave me alone if I don't move in with him. I told him I don't want to be with him and he needs to leave me alone. He said he will leave me alone if I don't move in with him. I told him I don't want to be with him and he needs to leave me alone. He said he will leave me alone if I don't move in with him. I told him I don't want to be with him and he needs to leave me alone. He said he will leave me alone if I don't move in with him. I told him I don't want to be with him and he needs to leave me alone. He said he will leave me alone if I don't move in with him. I told him I don't want to be with

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2025-01-20T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New 'toss :marseygarfieldpipe:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +57 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +23 / -0
Is this about the baby being a nog

  L4550 +2m +24 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

    carpathianflorist +1m +18 / -0
    :#marseygarfieldpipe:

  BrasilIguana +3m +11 / -0
  >Nog
  >Baby
  :#marseysquint:

    carpathianflorist +23s +11 / -0
    :#marseygarfieldpipe:

      BrasilIguana +1m +9 / -0
      :#marseydepressed:

        carpathianflorist +1m +10 / -0
        :#marseygarfieldpipe:

          BrasilIguana +4m +12 / -0
          !metashit
          I'm 100% sure this is some kind of trick and I'll be punished for my ignorance

            carpathianflorist +1m +10 / -0
            :#marseygarfieldpipe:

              BrasilIguana +2m +7 / -0
              :#marseygiveup:

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +11 / -0
  The baby is black so I can feel like a good person when I ask my wife to abort it

    carpathianflorist +1m +8 / -0
    :#marseygarfieldpipe:

      Detroitvelvetsmooth +1m +7 / -0
      :#marseybeanquestion:

        carpathianflorist +33s +8 / -0
        :#marseygarfieldpipe:

          Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +6 / -0
          :#marseyconfusedboner:

            carpathianflorist +2m +6 / -0
            :#m

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-12-29T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Women's World Cup Betting Scandal: BBC is being sued for $1.5 billion for their part in fixing the results :marseyxdorbit:
URL: https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/68134507
VOTES: +107 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
In the "bets" part of the World Cup, you bet on whether the game will be a draw, a win or a loss for the team you pick. There was a betting scandal in the women's World Cup 2019, where the three players who played in the semifinals were bribed to throw the game. :marseyflushzoomzoom:
> The players were bribed to throw the game, with an "additional financial incentive" that was intended to "influence" the outcome of the match, the BBC said in a statement.
> The BBC has now decided to settle the case with a payment to the US Football Association (US Soccer) of $150m (£114m) and a payment to the US Department of Justice of $1.35bn (£1.04bn).
> The BBC said it was "deeply disappointed" by the outcome of the case and "regrets" the harm caused to women's football.
> The BBC said the payment would "provide a significant boost to women's football in the US".
> The BBC said the money would be used to "support the growth of women's football in the US" and "promote diversity and inclusion in football".
> The BBC said the settlement was "the right outcome" and "a positive step forward for women's football".
> The BBC said the settlement was "a significant milestone" in the development of women's football in the US.
> The BBC said it was "deeply disappointed" by the outcome of the case and "regrets" the harm caused to women's football.
> The BBC said the payment would "provide a significant boost to women's football in the US".
> The BBC said the money would be used to "support the growth of women's football in the US" and "promote diversity and inclusion in football".
> The BBC said the settlement was "the right outcome" and "a positive step forward for women's football".
> The BBC said the settlement was "

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2025-03-07T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyusa: :marseypatriot: :marseyjetfighter: :marseysaluteusa: :marseylibertyfireworks: :marseyflagus: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marsey

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-11-06T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 2008 :marseyxd:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +57 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/politics gop_suspends_liz_cheney_from_speaker_race}
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +17m +24 / -0
>Trump is a fascist who will destroy the US.
>He's elected President of the United States.

  KawaiiFembee +5m +16 / -0
  {IMG}

    Cao_Cao +1h +5 / -0
    I'd rather have a Bong than a Kraut.

      KawaiiFembee +23m +4 / -0
      I'm not a kraut, I'm a bong. Krauts are gross

        Cao_Cao +3h +1 / -0
        {IMG}

          KawaiiFembee +24m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            Cao_Cao +2h +1 / -0
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              KawaiiFembee +3h +1 / -0
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                Cao_Cao +41m +1 / -0
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                  KawaiiFembee +1m +1 / -0
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                    Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
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                      KawaiiFembee +4m +1 / -0
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                        Cao_Cao +13m +1 / -0
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                          KawaiiFembee +1m +1 / -0
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                            Cao_Cao +5m +1 / -0
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  L4550 +2m +7 / -0
  I was hoping to get a screenshot of a redditor saying "the US is doomed" but I couldn't find one. I just found this.

    Cao_Cao +11m +10 / -0
    > I just found this.
    We all did.

      L4550 +3m +5 / -0
      The only thing that's certain is that I'm a retard.

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-12-22T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Dutch have released the final solution to the :marseyschizowave: problem :marseycommittedwoman:
URL: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cw247qy7p07o
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> In a new pilot project, the Dutch government will offer 100 women who hear voices and see visions that have no medical explanation a course of treatment to help them understand the phenomenon and accept it.
> The initiative aims to help women who hear voices and see visions that have no medical explanation.
> About 100 women are being offered the course of treatment.
> The initiative aims to help women who hear voices and see visions that have no medical explanation.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
women can have schizophrenia now?

  L4550 +6m +11 / -0
  Yeah, this is the final solution to the :marseytrans2: problem

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +3h +5 / -0
  This is a great way to make women with schizophrenia feel even more invalidated. Great.

    L4550 +1d +3 / -0
    They're giving them a course of treatment to understand and accept their voices and visions. Schizophrenics will be like: "This is crazy! I'm not crazy. This is real! :marseyschizotwitch:" and then get committed again.

      Snowfox_Coarsemeow +2h +2 / -0
      :#marseyxd:

SneedmansLostForeskin +1h +6 / -0
I was gonna make a joke about the voices telling them to cut off their dicks but that's a real thing that happens to women

  forgor +11m +7 / -0
  It's even more common than you think. They get the ick from their husband or bf or whatever and need a reason to be single, so they convince themselves they're trans

    L4550 +1d +2 / -0
    I think it's more that they get convinced that they're not really women. They're men trapped in a woman's body, and

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2024-07-22T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The owner of the white supremacist website kiwifarms was arrested for cyberstalking people and doxxing them. It was actually a good thing and we should all be happy about this.
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology kiwifarms_owner_arrested_for_cyberstalking}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [This is a great thing, and I wish this guy all the best in his new life as a free man]({REDDIT: r/technology kiwifarms_owner_arrested_for_cyberstalking})
#
> [I hope this goes somewhere and he gets sentenced to a long time in jail. This is one of the worst things I've ever read.]({REDDIT: r/technology kiwifarms_owner_arrested_for_cyberstalking})
#
> [I hope he gets locked up for a long time. This is one of the worst things I've ever read.]({REDDIT: r/technology kiwifarms_owner_arrested_for_cyberstalking})
COMMENTS:
yesimawesome +3m +4 / -0
I agree with the first one. Doxxing people is a crime. Cyberstalking people is a crime. They should be arrested and thrown in jail.

  L4550 +12m +3 / -0
  > They should be arrested and thrown in jail. @L4550
  I think you're right. They should be arrested, but not thrown in jail. That's too harsh. It's a bad thing to do, but they shouldn't be punished that badly.

  Haberdasher +2h +1 / -0
  It's not about the crimes, it's about who did them.

    yesimawesome +1m +1 / -0
    If it's not about the crimes, then why is it good to arrest and put in jail people who commit crimes? Is this about the victims of the crimes? If so, I agree with you.

      Haberdasher +4m +1 / -0
      They're being arrested and put in jail for crimes, but it's not just about that. It's about what you believe about the

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AUTHOR: L4550
DATE: 2025-02-13T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysnoo: "This is why I don’t vote" :!marseysoyhype:
URL: {TWEET: RedditLies}
VOTES: +116 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
Dramamine +51m +108 / -0
{IMG}
If I had to guess, it's probably some fat commie foid. If you've ever been around a fat commie foid, you'd understand why I'm not surprised.

  jesus +3h +31 / -0
  :#marseymerchantfoid:

    SaveUsUncleTed +2h +15 / -0
    :#marseymerchantfoid: :#marseymerchantfoid: :#marseymerchantfoid:

  |V|askerade +3h +20 / -0
  > If I had to guess, it's probably some fat commie foid. If you've ever been around a fat commie foid, you'd understand why I'm not surprised.
  {IMG}

  BigBlackCockatiel +2h +16 / -0
  > fat commie foid
  I always thought they were hot
  I guess I was wrong

    SaveUsUncleTed +4h +11 / -0
    :#marseyknowthatfeelbro:

    jackie +5h +9 / -0
    it's a fetish

  Tip_Your_Lanky_Kong +4h +9 / -0
  :#marseywould:

  not-dua-lipa +5h +9 / -0
  >fat commie foid
  :marseybiting:

  Htd +14h +6 / -0
  :marseywould:

  Elise_Culpepper +20h +4 / -0
  I would, but I've never been around a fat commie foid

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-02-27T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/childfree posters: OMG I’m so happy not to have to deal with these issues :marseysoyhype:
URL: {REDDIT: r/childfree im_so_grateful_i_dont_have_to_worry_about}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I was at the grocery store today and I saw a mom with a 2 year old and a 6 month old, and the 2 year old was throwing a tantrum about not being able to open the door to the freezer, which was locked for a reason. The mom was trying to tell him that he couldn’t open the freezer door, and the 2 year old kept saying, “but I’m not 2 years old!”
> I was so grateful I don’t have to deal with that, and I thought about how much easier life would be without kids, and I realized that I would be so happy if I didn’t have to deal with that kind of stuff, and I thought, “Wow, I’m so grateful I don’t have to deal with that!”
> I also realized that I would be so happy if I didn’t have to deal with all the other stuff that comes with having kids, like the endless diaper changes, the constant cleaning, the endless laundry, the constant messes, the endless crying, the constant sleep deprivation, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying, the endless worrying,

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-03-15T19Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseydracula: :marseyflaghungary:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Its_Bixxy_Bitch +23m +6 / -0
The rich and powerful are so ruthless in their pursuit of the good and noble, we must do everything we can to protect them from the evils of the commoners. :marseywingcuck:

  Ladytroon +36m +4 / -0
  The rich and powerful are so ruthless in their pursuit of the good and noble, we must do everything we can to protect them from the evils of the commoners.
  :#marseywingcucktalking:

    Its_Bixxy_Bitch +5m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

Goomble +1h +2 / -0
{GIF}

Goomble +1h +2 / -0
@FearOfBees

Goomble +1h +2 / -0
@FearOfBees I've done it again!

Goomble +1h +2 / -0
@FearOfBees :soycry: meeeeee meeeeee

Goomble +1h +2 / -0
@FearOfBees :soycry: what did you do meeee meeeeee meeeeee

Goomble +1h +2 / -0
@FearOfBees :soycry: why did you do this to meeeeee? meeeeee

Goomble +1h +2 / -0
@FearOfBees :soycry: what the fuck :soycry: how did you do this to meeeeee

Goomble +1h +2 / -0
@FearOfBees :soycry: wtf why did you do this to meeeeee

Goomble +1h +2 / -0
@FearOfBees :soycry: why did you do this to meeeeee? you're so mean :soycry:

Goomble +1h +2 / -0
@FearOfBees :soycry: I'm so

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-01-29T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My new year’s resolution is to quit the weed
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +14m +5 / -0
I've done it 3 times. It's so easy

  Ladytroon +2m +4 / -0
  I’ve done it once but I’m a long time druggie so I’m probably just not committed enough

    johnnypoop +1m +3 / -0
    I'm a long time druggie too. It's literally just a matter of not being lazy and not being around drugs

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +4 / -0
  I quit weed because I realized I could do coke instead

    johnnypoop +3m +2 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:

    Ladytroon +1h +2 / -0
    I quit coke because I realized I could do amphetamine instead

      Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +2 / -0
      Based. I went from coke to weed, then weed to amphetamine, then amphetamine to cocaine again

        Ladytroon +1m +2 / -0
        I went from weed to amphetamine to cocaine to heroin to fentanyl to meth

          Detroitvelvetsmooth +1m +2 / -0
          Based and rock and roll pilled

            Ladytroon +1m +2 / -0
            >born in 2000
            >voting democrat
            >trans
            >HIV+ and on the needle
            >in debt
            >on meth
            >willing to do a bit of work
            >know how to do coke
            >would like to have sex with men
            >sexual orientation is a social construct
            >don’t believe in god
            >fuck with the IRS

  AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1h +2 / -0
  I used to smoke 4-5 joints a day, I quit by just not doing it. The hardest part was not buying more.

    johnnypoop +2m +2 / -0
    :#

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-03-19T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Sir, I need you to put the toothpicks down.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
houellebecq +7m +7 / -0
{IMG}

  Ladytroon +1m +4 / -0
  That’s a nice drawing

    houellebecq +5m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      Ladytroon +2m +4 / -0
      :#marseyspider: :#marseyturnedon:
      :#marseycoomer2:

    houellebecq +1m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

  peepeehands +4m +4 / -0
  :#marseywould:

  SpookyFartMan69 +1h +3 / -0
  What the hell is that

    houellebecq +54s +3 / -0
    :#marseyturnedon:

      SpookyFartMan69 +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyworried:

Maximus +1m +5 / -0
:#pepolick:

SpookyFartMan69 +1h +4 / -0
Holy shit I thought it was gonna be a bimbo with a megamuff but no it's just a woman with really nice hair

  Ladytroon +4h +2 / -0
  I’m old enough to remember when bimbo meant a woman who is hot and fun to fuck.

    SpookyFartMan69 +39m +2 / -0
    I'm old enough to remember when bimbo meant a woman with really nice hair

Quickbeam +1h +2 / -0
At least the woman has nice hair.

  Ladytroon +4h +2 / -0
  You’re a woman?

    Quickbeam +1h +2 / -0
    I wish I had hair that nice. Or a face that nice. Or anything that nice.

      Ladytroon +6h +2 / -0
      :#marseycheerup:

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-08-18T20Z
HOLE: toomanyxchromosomes
TITLE: :!marseyarthoe6: :!marseysoypoint: :marseytrad: :marseysoypoint: :marseyarthoe:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes does_anyone_else_find_it_so_frustrating_when}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BooMetropolis +2m +10 / -0
> I hate when men say "how does she do it" when they talk about my girlfriend. My girlfriend has been out of work for nearly two years. We have no money. She has been on benefits for a year and a half and we are still struggling. She has been trying to find work for months but it is very hard. And what's worse, she is expecting our first child in October. And what is she supposed to do? Find a job that is 20 hours a week? We are in the UK and she has a 3 year old too. And all the men are saying "how does she do it?" How does she do it? She doesn't! She struggles every day to keep our family together. And every man is talking about how she is amazing and how she does it. But they don't know the truth. She's struggling to keep our family together and they don't care because she is a woman and she is supposed to be amazing at everything. I hate when men say "how does she do it" when they talk about my girlfriend. I hate when men say "how does she do it" when they talk about my girlfriend. I hate when men say "how does she do it" when they talk about my girlfriend. I hate when men say "how does she do it" when they talk about my girlfriend.
:#marseyxd::#marseylaughpoundfist::#marseyemojilaugh::#marseyrofl::#marseylaughwith::#marseykekw::#marseyemojirofl::#marseylaughbothsides::#marseyxdorbit::#marseylaughpoundfist::#marseyemojilaugh::#marseyrofl::#marseylaughwith

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-02-04T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrump: :marseyfry: :marseyfry: :marseyfry: :marseyfry: :marseyfry: :marseyfry:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
DoveMenCare +1h +4 / -0
:#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback:

Obama +3h +3 / -0
he looks like he's about to shit:::;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-01-02T21Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: One day I’ll buy a horse and a trailer
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
That’s the life I want to live
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +1h +2 / -0
:marseyjamming:in' the roadin' the road

  Ladytroon +1h +2 / -0
  >road
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
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  >on the road
  >live
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  >on the road
  >live
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  >on the road
  >live
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  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live
  >live
  >on the road
  >live

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-05-27T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What’s the best way to find a subreddit for a niche topic or interest?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’ve got a niche interest that I can’t find a subreddit for.
I’m not going to say it because I don’t want to dox myself, but it’s not pornographic or anything like that.
I’m open to suggestions for finding subreddits for niche interests, but I’m also open to suggestions for my niche interest.
COMMENTS:
Ladytroon +1m +15 / -0
!nooticers it’s a niche interest for a certain demographic of mayoid that is completely unrepresented in this community. I think I’m the only one on rdrama who is a member of it.

  BrasilIguana +28m +5 / -0
  I'm sure you can find a way to post about it without doxing yourself
  We all love niche interests

    Ladytroon +2m +6 / -0
    I’m not a member of a niche interest, I’m the niche interest.

      BrasilIguana +1m +5 / -0
      That's even better, we love you even more

        Ladytroon +10m +5 / -0
        I can’t wait to do a deep dive into the weird niche subcultures of rdrama.net

          BrasilIguana +2m +5 / -0
          You will be the first
          :#marseyembrace:

    Ladytroon +6m +5 / -0
    I can’t post it because it’s so niche it’s going to be like the one time a guy posted on here about his foot fetish and ended up on the news.

  Ladytroon +44s +4 / -0
  > I think I’m the only one on rdrama who is a member of it.
  I think I’m the only one on Reddit who is a member of it as well.

  Ladytroon +24s +3 / -0
  > I think I’m the only one on rdrama who is a member of it.
  I think I’m the only one on the internet who is a member of it.

  Ladytroon +23

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-02-26T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I’m a woman. I have a dick. I’m pretty, and I’m valid.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m a woman. I have a dick. I’m pretty, and I’m valid.
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +4 / -0
:#pepoboner:

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1h +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  Ladytroon +1m +1 / -0
  :#marseyhearnoevil: :#marseyhearnoevil: :#marseyhearnoevil:

SgtHartman +1h +1 / -0
:marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marsey

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2023-10-16T17Z
HOLE: sandshit
TITLE: Israeli Airforce
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
C333 +1h +5 / -0
{GIF}

  Ladytroon +4h +2 / -0
  >be me
  >in Israel
  >on my way to war
  >see this
  >conscript is my best friend
  >I am the pilot
  >I am going to die
  >I am going to take him with me
  :#marseytroublemaker:

    C333 +1m +2 / -0
    >be me
    >in Israel
    >on my way to war
    >see this
    >conscript is my best friend
    >I am the pilot
    >I am going to die
    >I am going to take him with me
    :#marseytroublemaker:

      Ladytroon +4m +2 / -0
      >be me
      >in Israel
      >on my way to war
      >see this
      >conscript is my best friend
      >I am the pilot
      >I am going to die
      >I am going to take him with me
      :#marseytroublemaker:

        C333 +1m +2 / -0
        >be me
        >in Israel
        >on my way to war
        >see this
        >conscript is my best friend
        >I am the pilot
        >I am going to die
        >I am going to take him with me
        :#marseytroublemaker:

          Ladytroon +2m +2 / -0
          >be me
          >in Israel
          >on my way to war
          >see this
          >conscript is my best friend
          >I am the pilot
          >I am going to die
          >I am going to take him with me
          :#marseytroublemaker:

            C333 +1m +2 / -0
            >be me
            >in Israel
            >on my

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2023-10-08T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Moid :marseyfeminist: :marseyautism: :marseynerd2: :marseybrainlet: attempts to educate foid :marseywomanmoment: :marseytrad: :marseyfoidretard: about the coitus :marseycoomer2:
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12602353/british-teen-19-charged-rape-dating-app-meet-male-30.html
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Neon_Needles +28m +4 / -0
> "The 19-year-old girl said she was in a relationship with the 30-year-old man, but he was not the father of her child and had no parental rights or obligations to her or the child.
> The defendant was convicted of rape, a sexual assault, making indecent photographs of a child and possessing a prohibited image of a child.
I wonder what the dude is like.
> I'm not sure what he's like. He's a sex pest, but he's also a teacher, so maybe he's a good guy.
> I also don't think he's a bad guy, because he's not in prison, and he's not a bad guy.
> But I do think he's a sex pest, and I don't think he's a good guy.
> He's a sex pest, and he's also a teacher, so maybe he's a good guy. But I don't think he's a good guy.
> He's a sex pest, and he's also a teacher, so maybe he's a good guy. But I don't think he's a good guy.
> He's a sex pest, and he's also a teacher, so maybe he's a good guy. But I don't think he's a good guy.
> I don't think he's a good guy, but I don't think he's a sex pest.
> I don't think he's a sex pest, but I do think he's a good guy.
> I think he's a sex pest, but I don't think he's a good guy.
> I think he's a sex

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-01-03T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What’s the best gooning song?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’ve always enjoyed
{YOUTUBE}
COMMENTS:
WayOut +11m +4 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  Ladytroon +2h +2 / -0
  I like this one, but I don’t think it’s quite the right vibe. Too many words and not enough emphasis on the beat.

    WayOut +2m +1 / -0
    If you're gooning to words you're doing it wrong.

      Ladytroon +1h +2 / -0
      I like to read the lyrics and dance along, the rhythm is great but the lyrics are what I goon to
      :#marseycoomer2:

KawaiiFembee +20m +3 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

ALASKAN +3m +2 / -0
any song by deadmau5
:#marseyjamming:

KoreanDandyKing +3m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  Ladytroon +2h +2 / -0
  I like this one. I think I can see the beat but it’s a little harder to goon to than the original.

    KoreanDandyKing +1h +2 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

      Ladytroon +1h +1 / -0
      I like this one. It has a nice beat but the lyrics are a little more cerebral than I like to goon to.

        KoreanDandyKing +58m +1 / -0
        {YOUTUBE}

          Ladytroon +1h +2 / -0
          This is very nice, but I think I might prefer the original.
          This one is a bit too cerebral and less beat oriented.

            KoreanDandyKing +5m +2 / -0
            {YOUTUBE}

              Ladytroon +4m +2 / -0
              This is a very nice song but I don’t think I can goon to it

                KoreanDandyKing +1m +2 / -0
                {YOUTUBE}

                  Ladytroon +6m

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2025-04-21T05Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: New ‘toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
PegMeMommy +1m +5 / -0
:marseywould:

  Ladytroon +2m +6 / -0
  If I had a gun and you were a woman I would have a guned myselfed myself with a gun
  :#marseyfemboy: :#marseygunshotsuicide:

    PegMeMommy +4m +3 / -0
    I’m a woman in spirit. :marseyindignant:

      Ladytroon +3m +2 / -0
      I’m sorry
      :#marseycheerup:

        PegMeMommy +5m +2 / -0
        :#marseythanks:ed myself

  Doctor_Doom +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    PegMeMommy +4m +2 / -0
    :#marseywould: @tnt

      Doctor_Doom +5m +3 / -0
      @TNT is a funny guy but a dick. But if you want a dick then he has it.ed myself

        PegMeMommy +4m +2 / -0
        I don’t care about dick, just the bussy. :marseyshrug:

          Doctor_Doom +1m +2 / -0
          I like dick in my bussy. You don't have to have a dick to be a man. You can be a woman too if you want to. @tnt

            PegMeMommy +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseythanks: :#marseygunshotsuicide:

              Doctor_Doom +1m +2 / -0
              :#marseygunshotsuicide: :#marseythanks:

                PegMeMommy +50s +2 / -0
                :#marseygunshotsuicide: :#marseythanks: :#marseygunshotsuicide:

                  Doctor_Doom +42s +2 / -0
                  :#marsey

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-02-06T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycringe: AITA for calling my sister a cunt? :marseycringe2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AITAH aita_for_calling_my_sister_a_cunt}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +10m +17 / -0
> I told her that she was a cunt and that she was a loser for being upset over a meaningless word
:#marseybased:

  Ladytroon +1m +10 / -0
  > I told her that she was a cunt and that she was a loser for being upset over a meaningless word
  :#marseysoycrytalking:

BigBussyHunter +12m +14 / -0
> I told her that she was a cunt and that she was a loser for being upset over a meaningless word
{IMG}

arseupwrongo +13m +10 / -0
lol that's not how I'd have expected it to end

boogiecat +12m +9 / -0
> This is your sister, remember, she is a person and she is not your mother. She is not a machine that will act as you want her to. You are not the boss of her.
> You are the boss of yourself.
> You have no authority over her. You have no authority over anyone.
> You have no authority over her. You have no authority over anyone.
> You have no authority over her. You have no authority over anyone.
:#marseybikecuck:

  Ladytroon +1m +7 / -0
  This but unironically, I do not have authority over my mother, wife, son or sister.

    tempest +17m +4 / -0
    It's true bb they're all better than you

  K9 +4h +2 / -0
  This is what happens when you have no siblings. You’re not used to someone else having a right to exist

    Ladytroon +21m +1 / -0
    >you are the boss of yourself
    >my mom is the boss of me
    :#marseyconfused:

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2023-04-12T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycalvin::marseycoomer2: I need to take a piss :marseycalvin::marseycoomer2:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseycalvin::#marseycoomer2:
COMMENTS:
X +4m +4 / -0
:#marseycalvin:

  Ladytroon +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseycalvin:ed
  :#marseycalvin:ed

    X +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseycalvin::#marseycalvin:ed

      Ladytroon +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseycalvin:ed

        X +5m +3 / -0
        :#marseycalvin:ed

          Ladytroon +2m +3 / -0
          :#marseycalvin:ed

            X +2m +3 / -0
            :#marseycalvin:ed

              Ladytroon +4m +3 / -0
              :#marseycalvin:ed

                X +3m +3 / -0
                :#marseycalvin:ed

                  Ladytroon +2m +3 / -0
                  :#marseycalvin:ed

                    X +2m +3 / -0
                    :#marseycalvin:ed

                      Ladytroon +1m +3 / -0
                      :#marseycalvin:ed

                        X +35s +3 / -0
                        :#marseycalvin:ed

                          Ladytroon +1m +3 / -0
                          :#marseycalvin:ed

                            X +1m +3 / -0
                            :#marseycalvin:ed

AnHeroedOats +14m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  Ladytroon +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseycalvin:ed

    AnHeroedOats +6m +3

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2025-05-12T12Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: The Kids are Not Alright - YouTube
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +6 / -1
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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-07-28T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywould:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Ladytroon +55s +4 / -0
!coomers
!straggots
!gaystapo this be considered a gayop? I don’t think so
{IMG}

  UraniumDonGER +26m +5 / -0
  > A gayop
  :marseysmughips:

    Ladytroon +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseyblowkiss:
    I am a straggot and I am here to expose you as a strag
    :#marseyshooting: :#marseyhomofascist: :#marseyshooting:

      UraniumDonGER +2m +3 / -0
      :#marseymini: :#marseyhomofascist: :#!marseymini:

        Ladytroon +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseygunshotsuicide:

          UraniumDonGER +4m +4 / -0
          :marseylibations:
          To all the :marseyhomofascist: in the straggot hole

arseupwrongo +5m +3 / -0
I'm not sure I'd want to be responsible for her

  Ladytroon +3m +3 / -0
  >I'm not sure I'd want to be responsible for her
  :#speechbubble:
  {IMG}

    arseupwrongo +3m +3 / -0
    It's like that one cartoon with the woman who wanted to be a dog

      Ladytroon +12m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

  Ladytroon +2m +3 / -0
  > I'm not sure I'd want to be responsible for her
  :#speechbubble:
  {IMG}

  Ladytroon +2m +2 / -0
  > I'm not sure I'd want to be responsible for her
  :#speechbubble:
  {IMG}

  Ladytroon +2m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2023-08-14T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybegging: Pls make a marsey for this
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +6m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  Ladytroon +17m +2 / -0
  :#marseyxd:
  But also
  :#marseyconfused:
  Because I don’t understand what you mean by this
  Is that the horse marsey

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +15m +2 / -0
    I dont know what you mean by that, but its the cat marsey.

      Ladytroon +2m +2 / -0
      I see, thank you.
      I just didn’t understand the joke.
      :#marseycheerup:

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +5m +2 / -0
        No problem. I am very proud of that marsey btw

BimothyX1 +1m +4 / -0
:marseyconfused:

  Ladytroon +2m +4 / -0
  I don’t understand what you mean by this

    BimothyX1 +1m +3 / -0
    I don't understand what you mean by this

      Ladytroon +1m +3 / -0
      I don’t understand what you mean by this

        BimothyX1 +1m +2 / -0
        I don't understand what you mean by this

          Ladytroon +1m +2 / -0
          I don’t understand what you mean by this

            BimothyX1 +1m +2 / -0
            I don't understand what you mean by this

              Ladytroon +2m +2 / -0
              I don’t understand what you mean by this

                BimothyX1 +1m +2 / -0
                I don't understand what you mean by this

                  Ladytroon +2m +2 / -0
                  I don’t understand what you mean by this

                    BimothyX1 +1m +2 / -

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2023-09-22T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseypajeet: :marseymini:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +91 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!bharatiya !antibharatiya !commies !chuds
COMMENTS:
C333 +5m +46 / -0
!chuds
{IMG}

  Ladytroon +21m +19 / -0
  >noooooo you can’t just have a video game that’s fun and makes people happy
  :#soycrytalking:

  DestoryerCarbine +11m +12 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

  JohnDevereaux +2h +10 / -0
  >it's a good game
  {IMG}

    C333 +2h +3 / -0
    >he hasn’t played it
    :#marseysmug2:

  FormerLurKONG +35m +8 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

DildongusPrimative +38m +29 / -0
Honest question: Can you even read this comic?

  Ladytroon +1m +27 / -0
  The only thing I can read are the Marseys and the words ‘bharatiya’ and ‘antibharatiya’

    DildongusPrimative +3m +14 / -0
    My bad, I thought this was a real comic and not some rDrama meme.

      Ladytroon +3m +14 / -0
      It’s a real comic, I just added the marseys, the bharatiya ping and the antibharatiya ping to make it funnier

        DildongusPrimative +3m +10 / -0
        I didn't know the bharatiya was a real word, I just thought it was a bharatmarsey

          Ladytroon +1m +13 / -0
          Bharatmarsey is a real word and I’ll be damned if I let you disrespect it like that

            DildongusPrimative +1m +6 / -0

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2023-07-08T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The :marseyglow: are coming to get you, redditors
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +11m +10 / -0
They're going to dox you with your reddit posts!

  Ladytroon +4m +6 / -0
  >using your Reddit posts to dox you
  :#marseyglow:
  >using your Reddit posts to dox you
  :#marseynotesglow:

garlicdoors +4m +9 / -0
It's over. I just posted this
https://rdrama.net/post/186166/marseyglow-is-a-marsey-who-is/4538785#context
:#marseyitsover:

  Ladytroon +1m +8 / -0
  > doxxing Marsey
  :#marseyglow2:

    garlicdoors +2m +6 / -0
    :#marseyveryworriedfed:
    It's over. I just posted this
    https://rdrama.net/post/186166/marseyglow-is-a-marsey-who-is/4538785#context
    :#marseyitsover:

  Dramamine +7m +7 / -0
  :#marseyfedposthmmm:

    garlicdoors +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseyveryworriedfed:
    It's over. I just posted this
    https://rdrama.net/post/186166/marseyglow-is-a-marsey-who-is/4538785#context
    :#marseyitsover:

      Dramamine +1m +5 / -0
      :#marseyfedpostyes:

BigBussyHunter +3m +4 / -0
:#marseyfedseydealwithit:ss

  Ladytroon +49s +6 / -0
  > doxxing Marsey
  :#marse

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-06-25T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykiwi: Kiwicel :marseycuck: cuckposts :marseycuckfiction: about the dude :marseyblack: who got a ride to the mall :marseyfry: with his GF's :marseygeisha: parents :marseywall:
URL: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/garry-chess-penelope-penny-witchette-penny-witchette-gregory-penelope-penny-chess-penelopespook-gregory-k-bailey.66826/post-18671456
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'll just post this here. I've been reading this forum for a few days now and honestly I'm not sure what I'm doing with my life if I'm reading this instead of something useful, but it's just so funny. I'm hoping I can get some advice from you guys. I'm 28, single, and have been seeing this girl I met online for about 3 months now. She's 22, very pretty, we get along really well and I think I've finally found someone I can see a future with. We're both in the same city and have been meeting up often and it's been going great. We've been talking about the next step being moving in together, but there's been a little hitch in the plan.
> Her parents live in a different state and they've been super supportive of our relationship. They've even offered to help with the move and set us up in a new apartment. But here's the thing - I'm not sure I'm ready to move in with her yet. I've been thinking about it a lot and I'm just not sure I'm ready for that kind of commitment. I feel like I need more time to get to know her better and make sure we're a good fit for each other before we take that step.
> I've been trying to talk to her about it, but she's been really understanding and supportive. She's even offered to move in with me first, but I just don't feel comfortable with that. I don't want her to feel like I'm not serious about our relationship or that I'm not ready to commit to her

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-01-13T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What is it with men and urinating on women? : TwoXChromosomes
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes what_is_it_with_men_and_urinating_on_women}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> My friend was telling me about a man she knows who used to be a cop, and he would pull over women while he was driving and urinate on them. He did it to so many women, and some of them were like 80-90 years old. My friend said that he would just take a piss on the woman and then drive away.
> What is it with men and urinating on women?
> I think it’s weird that men would do this, but I’m not sure why they would do this.
> I’m a woman and I have never done this to anyone.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +21 / -0
i need to go pee

  Ladytroon +32s +9 / -0
  I’m drunk and I’m gonna piss on the bitch

    peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
    :#marseycoomer2:

  W +49m +6 / -0
  You know what to do

  ManBearFridge +3h +2 / -0
  :#marseycalvin:

SnappyIsMyWaifu +24m +12 / -0
Why do men do this?

  Ladytroon +21m +9 / -0
  >be me
  >retired cop
  >day off
  >feel like pissing
  >see woman walking down road
  >park next to her
  >pee on her
  >leave
  >don’t feel like pissing anymore

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +5m +5 / -0
    >walk down road
    >suddenly get pissed on
    >get dressed quickly
    >go to police station
    >explain what happened
    >get a badge

  W +27m +6 / -0
  I think they're just bored and they have nothing better to do.

  DWHITE_________DYNAM

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-12-29T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymanysuchcases: :marseysmughips: :marseyitsallsotiresome:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Kutkop +1h +3 / -0
{IMG}

  Ladytroon +7m +2 / -0
  :#marseywould:

    Kutkop +10m +3 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases:

      Ladytroon +1h +2 / -0
      I don’t know if it’s the fact that she’s a foid or the fact that she’s a foid
      :#marseybooba:

        Kutkop +11h +2 / -0
        It's the fact that she's a foid. I'm a moid :marseyretardchad:

          Ladytroon +22m +2 / -0
          :#marseykneel:

            Kutkop +17m +2 / -0
            :#marseyhesright:

KoreanDandyKing +1h +2 / -0
I mean if you're a citycel you probably live in a worse condition than a west coast suburb so it makes sense.

Kaczinsky +2h +1 / -0
The video is 2 years old, and those are probably houses or condos.

  Ladytroon +1m +1 / -0
  I can’t tell the difference, but I bet I could smell the difference if I visited both
  :#marseysniff: :#marseybrap: :#marseygas: :#marseygaslighter: :#marseygaslighter: :#marseygaslighter: :#marseygaslighter: :#marseygaslighter: :#marseygaslighter: :#marseygaslighter: :#marseygaslighter: :#marseygaslighter: :#marseygaslighter: :#marseygaslighter: :#marsey

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-07-07T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FormerLurKONG +4m +7 / -0
:#marseypregunta:

  Ladytroon +20m +10 / -0
  >be me
  >carp
  >carp carp carp carp carp
  >carp carp carp carp carp
  >carp carp carp carp carp
  >carp carp carp carp carp
  >carp carp carp carp carp
  >carp carp carp carp carp
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  >carp carp carp carp carp
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  >carp carp carp carp carp
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  >carp carp carp carp carp
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  >carp carp carp carp carp
  >carp carp carp carp carp
  >carp carp carp carp carp
  >carp carp carp carp carp
  >carp carp carp carp carp
  >carp carp carp carp carp

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-08-04T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +1 / -0
:#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam:eded :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam:

  Ladytroon +2m +1 / -0
  :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam:ed :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam:ed :

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2023-12-06T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjanny: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +49 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@Jannies_Deserve_The_Rope
COMMENTS:
BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +3m +16 / -0
Rdrama is not even 1% of reddit

  Ladytroon +12m +16 / -0
  Reddit is like 1% of the internet
  :#marseynerd3talking:

  89wc +11m +10 / -0
  it's less than 1% of 1%

  ManBearFridge +1h +4 / -0
  Reddit is 1% of 1% of 1% of the internet

  iStillMissEd +5h +4 / -0
  It's the most popular forum on the internet

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +10m +3 / -0
    :marseycope:

      iStillMissEd +1h +2 / -0
      :#marseyshrug:
      I know where I spend my time

        BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +55m +3 / -0
        You spend it here. Reddit is nowhere to be seen

          iStillMissEd +1h +2 / -0
          I mean you can still browse reddit on rdrama

            BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +6m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-03-22T20Z
HOLE: food
TITLE: The most aesthetic and efficient way to eat a box of chocolate
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Ladytroon +59m +5 / -0
!masterchef !goyslopenjoyers
Most of my goyslop is homely but this is peak aesthetic goyslop

  Dick_Dastardly +12m +2 / -0
  That's not goyslop. It's a giant piece of shit.

    Ladytroon +30m +3 / -0
    It’s not goyslop if it’s in your mouth
    :#marseylickinglips:

      Dick_Dastardly +3m +2 / -0
      :#marseythinkorino:
      :#marseyhesright:

  SpookyFartMan69 +20m +2 / -0
  I don't understand what's going on

    Ladytroon +19m +2 / -0
    It’s a big chocolate cake with some chocolate and marshmallow bits in it

      SpookyFartMan69 +2h +2 / -0
      So it's goyslop

        Ladytroon +5m +2 / -0
        >It’s not goyslop if it’s in your mouth
        :#marseylickinglips:

          SpookyFartMan69 +2m +2 / -0
          :marseylickinglips:

            Ladytroon +4m +2 / -0
            It’s just chocolate for me
            :#marseylickinglips:

              SpookyFartMan69 +1m +2 / -0
              :marseylickinglips:

JoyceCarolOates +10m +3 / -0
:#marseylickinglips:

  Ladytroon +51m +2 / -0
  :#marseylickinglips:

    JoyceCarolOates +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseylickinglips:

      Ladytroon +29m +2 /

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2023-12-04T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I hate this so much :marseytabletired2:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I hate it so much
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +5m +4 / -0
how do i make it stop
:#marseyitsover:

  Ladytroon +1m +4 / -0
  I’m not sure but I hope you find a way
  :#marseyitsaover:

    peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
    the people are waking up
    :#marseysal:

      Ladytroon +1m +4 / -0
      But how do they keep falling for it?
      :#marseyitsoverwereback:

        peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
        the same way they fell for it in 2016 and 2020
        :#marseyitsoverwereback:

          Ladytroon +1m +5 / -0
          I can’t help but feel like the last time was the last time
          :#marseyitsoverwereback:

            peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
            :#marseyitsoverwerebackyall:

              Ladytroon +4m +5 / -0
              I love that marsey
              :#marseyitsoverwerebackyalllove:

                peepeehands +2m +5 / -0
                :#marseywerebackyall: :#marseywerebackyall: :#marseywerebackyall:

                  Ladytroon +1m +3 / -0
                  :#marseywerebackyall: :#marseywerebackyall: :#marseywerebackyall:
                  :#marseyitsoverwereback: :#marseyitsoverwereback: :#marseyitsoverwereback:
                  :#marseyitsaover: :#marseyitsaover: :#marseyitsaover:
                  :#marseyitsburgover

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2023-06-25T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a job offer for any dramatards who can code
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am currently looking for a codecel to code up a simple web app to help me stalk and harass a certain dramatard.
The app will be a simple login page that allows me to enter a username and a list of keywords, then returns a list of posts/comments sorted by relevance.
I’d pay 200 USD for this app, but I’ll consider doing a contest for whoever can make it first and best.
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +2m +10 / -0
You could probably just use pushshift

  Ladytroon +2m +5 / -0
  Yeah but it’s a bit of a pain in the ass to use as a front end.
  I’d like to be able to look at the list of keywords and see a list of posts by the target sorted by how often the keyword was used. Plus there should be a search bar so I can search for individual posts.

    FrozenChosen +1m +4 / -0
    You could probably pay someone on fiver to do it for you

      Ladytroon +2m +4 / -0
      I have a really good grasp of both python and r and would be willing to do it myself, but I don’t have the time and I’d rather spend my time being a dramaqueen.

        FrozenChosen +1m +4 / -0
        {GIF}

        smolchickentenders +1h +2 / -0
        :marseykneel:

    smolchickentenders +1h +1 / -0
    This is a lot more work than it's worth, but if you don't mind scraping it's pretty easy with axios and a frontend

BimothyX1 +1m +4 / -0
I'm bimothy hello :marseywave2:

  Ladytroon +2m +2 / -0
  Hiiiiii
  :#marseywave2:

    BimothyX1 +1m +2 / -0
    Can I be the website?

      Ladytroon +2m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-02-03T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain2: :marseytrans2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag: :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ConchShell +1h +3 / -0
I love that song. I heard it on the radio the other day and it made me happy.

  Ladytroon +1h +2 / -0
  I first heard it on the radio when I was a wee lass and it put me in a good mood and made me happy to be alive and see the sun

    ConchShell +1h +2 / -0
    I will take a sunny day over a rainy one any day

      Ladytroon +5h +2 / -0
      I love the rain
      :#marseyjamming:
      {YOUTUBE} :marseyjamming:

        ConchShell +50m +2 / -0
        That's a nice song. I don't know why it's my favorite but it is.

          Ladytroon +59m +2 / -0
          It’s a pretty good song, I like the lyrics, the tune is fun and the instrumental is simple but catchy.
          It’s also a pretty good song for a moid to sing, as opposed to most of the moid pop songs I’ve heard which are really sappy.

            ConchShell +13m +2 / -0
            I agree.

              Ladytroon +5m +2 / -0
              It’s also a pretty good song for a foid to sing, as opposed to most of the foid pop songs I’ve heard which are really sappy.

                ConchShell +3m +2 / -0
                I agree. I love it.
                I think the best song is the one that makes you happy

                  Ladytroon +13m +2 / -0
                  I agree, and if a song makes me happy I’ll be happy to listen to it.

                    ConchShell +3m +2 / -0
                    :marseyblowkiss:

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-01-05T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [POLL] Bimothy or Bimothy
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&Bimothy&&
&&Bimothy&&
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +35m +4 / -0
I voted Bimothy because the other one has a space

  Ladytroon +3m +4 / -0
  > Bimothy
  > Bimothy
  :#marseyclueless:

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +3 / -0
    I voted bimothy because it was the first one I saw

      Ladytroon +2m +3 / -0
      I see that

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseycheers:
        I voted Bimothy because I am the real bimothy

          Ladytroon +1m +3 / -0
          :#marseycheers: :#marseycheers:

            Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +3 / -0
            :#marseycheers: :#marseycheers: :#marseycheers:

              Ladytroon +1m +3 / -0
              :#marseycheers: :#marseycheers: :#marseycheers: :#marseycheers:

                Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +2 / -0
                :#marseycheers: :#marseycheers: :#marseycheers: :#marseycheers: :#marseycheers:

                  Ladytroon +2m +2 / -0
                  :#marseycheers: :#marseycheers: :#marseycheers: :#marseycheers: :#marseycheers: :#marseycheers: :#marseycheers:

                    Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +2 / -0
                    :#marseycheers: :#marseycheers: :

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2025-01-12T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is it over for western scrotes?
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes the_thing_about_the_average_age_of_a_woman}
VOTES: +105 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I was at a hotel gym recently, and a guy came in, went straight to the machines, and started doing sets. A woman came in a few minutes later, and he let her use the machines. He asked her if she was new to the gym, and when she said yes, he told her that if she had any questions, she should ask him. He also offered to help her set up her machines, and he told her that he was in the gym all the time, so she should feel free to ask him for help anytime. He also said that he was in the gym all the time, so he could help her with anything she needed. He also told her that he was in the gym all the time, so she could ask him for help anytime. He also told her that he was in the gym all the time, so she could ask him for help anytime.
> I was so shocked by this. I have never seen a man be so respectful to a woman in my life. I was so impressed by his manners, and I couldn't help but smile at him. He smiled back at me, and I felt like I was going to faint. I couldn't believe that a man could be so respectful to a woman. I couldn't believe that a man could be so respectful to a woman. I couldn't believe that a man could be so respectful to a woman.
> I couldn't believe that a man could be so respectful to a woman. I couldn't believe that a man could be so respectful to a woman. I couldn't believe that a man could be so respectful to a woman.
:#marseywomanmoment2:
COMMENTS:
stupidpenisman +11m +145 / -1
> I couldn't believe that a man could be so respectful to a woman. I couldn't believe that a man could be so respectful to a woman. I couldn't believe that a man could be so respectful to a woman.
:#marseychonkernoticeme: :#marseywomanmoment2:

  |V|askerade +1h +

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2023-07-12T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A downvote costs 1 dramacoin, but a downvote is worth 10 upvotes
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Drippo +57s +7 / -0
I downvote everything I don’t like

  Ladytroon +1m +7 / -0
  I upvote everything that makes me laugh, even if it’s an unfunny post

  garlicdoors +2m +5 / -0
  I upvote everything I don't like

    Drippo +1m +5 / -0
    Well I’m glad you appreciate my content then

      garlicdoors +2m +5 / -0
      :#marseygarlic:

        Drippo +5m +4 / -0
        :#marseywave2:

  Fabrico +17m +4 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:
  This is the only correct way to use downvotes.

  Geralt_of_Uganda +1h +3 / -0
  Same. And it's not because I think it's bad, it's because I think it's good

L +1m +6 / -0
I don't know what this is but I upvoted it

  Ladytroon +1m +5 / -0
  It’s a fact. A hard one to swallow, but it’s a fact.

    L +1m +5 / -0
    That's what makes it so hard to swallow. I dont want to believe it

Cathedral +22m +4 / -0
>downvote is worth 10 upvotes
# BULLSHIT
I'm in the lead for downvotes and I'm not even a top 10 user :marseyindignant:

  Ladytroon +10m +2 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

BigBlackCockatiel +2h +3 / -0
:#marseysweating:
I'm gonna start downvoting everything

  Ladytroon +16m +1 / -0
  I’m going to start upvoting everything

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-01-11T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor’s wife (foid) is a “feminist” who doesn’t like when he (moid) wants to have sex. Will she vote for Trump?
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskMen who_will_you_vote_for_in_the_2024_presidential}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I’m a straight guy who is married to a woman who I love dearly. I am, however, at a loss for words as to how to explain how much of a mess our relationship has become. My wife has always been a feminist and a strong supporter of womens’ rights. We met in college and I always respected her strong opinions. After a few years of dating, I proposed to her and she said yes. We had a great wedding and great sex. We were happy.
> Fast forward 2 years and I now feel like my marriage is in jeopardy. My wife has started complaining about me being too controlling of the relationship. She has started to complain about how much I want to have sex with her. I am not a bad guy in this situation. She has a job that keeps her busy and I am a stay at home dad. We have no kids so I can’t say that’s why she’s not having sex with me. I have been so frustrated that I have just been resorting to going to the gym and lifting heavy weights to take out my frustrations.
> I have been trying to talk to her about how I feel but she just says that she is too busy. She is now starting to complain that I am not very loving and that she feels like I am not doing anything for her. I feel like I am at a loss for words. How do I get her to understand that I want to have sex with her? She says that she wants to have sex with me but she is just too busy.
> I am not sure what to do. I am considering divorce but I am not sure if that is the right thing to do. I am just so confused and frustrated. I don’t know what to do. I am just so lost.
:#soycry:
> My wife has always been a feminist and a strong supporter of womens’ rights.
:#marseyfoidretard:
> We met in college and I always respected her strong opinions.
:#

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-02-22T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytariq2: Ayo do I have a nice one for ya
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Be me
>Tarik Nasheed
>Some foid tryna show me her tits
>She takes her shirt off
>It’s a dude
>He’s white
>He has a tattoo that says “Muh
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +26m +3 / -0
I'm not watching this, but I assume it's a funny skit about how racist blacks are.

Ladytroon +2m +2 / -0
> I don’t think you know what a man is
> what is a man
> a man is a man
> a man is a man
> a man is a man
> a man is a man
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> a man is a man
> a man is a man
> a man is a man
> a man is a man
> a man is a man
> a man is a

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-04-25T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: ‘NO, THIS IS NOT A SEX OFFENDER!’ :marseysoycrytremble:
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13370967/California-man-arrested-Florida-sex-offense-accused-posing-child-pornography.html
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The 49-year-old, who has been arrested three times previously in Florida, was arrested in Ocala on April 18 after police obtained a search warrant for the rental home he was living in.
> Police said they found a large number of cell phones, computers, and electronic devices in the home. A forensic investigation revealed that there were multiple devices that had been used to view child pornography.
> Investigators also said they found photos on one of the devices that appeared to show the suspect posing with a minor.
> 'NO, THIS IS NOT A SEX OFFENDER,' the man was quoted as saying during an interview with detectives.
> 'I was doing photography of a little girl. I was not doing any sexual things with her,' the man is quoted as saying.
> The man, who is not being named in order to protect the identity of the minor, was also arrested in 2013 in Florida on a charge of child pornography and possession of child pornography, according to records obtained by the Daily Mail.
> In 2012, he was arrested on charges of child pornography, possession of child pornography, and use of a two-way communication device to lure a child for sex.
> In 2008, he was arrested on a charge of possession of child pornography.
COMMENTS:
iStillMissEd +24m +32 / -0
!nooticers
> Investigators also said they found photos on one of the devices that appeared to show the suspect posing with a minor.
> 'NO, THIS IS NOT A SEX OFFENDER,' the man was quoted as saying during an interview with detectives.
> 'I was doing photography of a little girl. I was not doing any sexual things with her,' the man is quoted as saying.
Why do these retards say this? It's obvious you're a sex offender.

  Ladytroon +14m +28 / -0
  > :soycry: no

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2023-12-24T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywall: :marseyfoidretard:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +121 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Tomfoolery +1h +32 / -1
I love my wife so much bros. I know this is a gay cat forum but I just wanna say it again.

  Platyfiend +1h +19 / -0
  I love my husband so much bros. I know this is a gay cat forum but I just wanna say it again.

    Tomfoolery +22m +10 / -0
    :marseysalutepride:

  KinoBushido +2h +12 / -0
  I have a penis

    Tomfoolery +1m +11 / -0
    I also have a penis.

  Ladytroon +3h +10 / -0
  I love my wife too, but I also love my cock and the idea of having a hot slutty wife who fucks other men and takes it up the ass, and a gay son that becomes a bussyblaster and gay dad who fucks his son.

    Tomfoolery +17m +7 / -0
    {IMG}

      Ladytroon +1h +7 / -0
      >he doesn’t have a gay son who goes to gay school and becomes a gay lawyer and fucks his dad
      :#marseysmug2:

        Tomfoolery +1h +3 / -0
        I don't have a son but I'm going to become a gay lawyer and fuck my dad :marseycool2:

  Bookers +5h +4 / -0
  :#marseyembrace:

  676974 +12h +4 / -0
  Your wife is a tr00n, isn't she?

    Tomfoolery +4h +2 / -0
    :marseydisagree:

      676974 +10h +3 / -0
      Good, because your wife is a tr00n.

  JohnDevereaux +15h +3 / -

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-03-28T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Most Important Question of Our Time
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-02-29T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have no mouth and I must sneeze
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseysniff:
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1m +2 / -0
{GIF}

  Ladytroon +2m +1 / -0
  :#marseycheeky:

Maximus +1m +2 / -0
:#sniff:

  Ladytroon +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseycheers:
  Let’s go

    Maximus +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseycheers:

Ladytroon +56s +1 / -0
{GIF}

Ladytroon +1m +1 / -0
@jewdanksdad
{GIF}

  Jewdanksdad +13h +1 / -0
  :#marseyropeyourself:

Ladytroon +1m +1 / -0
{GIF} atten

Ladytroon +1m +1 / -0
{GIF} atten

Ladytroon +2m +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-03-06T12Z
HOLE: toomanyxchromosomes
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyreading:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +14 / -0
So what's the problem here?
Is it the fact that the husband is probably a massive cuck and wants to be a deadbeat dad instead of being an actual parent?
Or is it that the kid is a 'blended family'?

  Ladytroon +4m +12 / -0
  He’s a deadbeat dad and she’s a deadbeat mom
  The child is a deadbeat child
  :#marseydeadinside2:

  ThousandBestLives +1h +2 / -0
  The problem is that she's a foid, he should be picking on her

  Doc +3h +1 / -0
  It's that he's a cuckold

FourthCowboy +1h +10 / -0
> I like to think she’s raising a better man than her husband
Yeah, that's what you're doing :marseyclappingglasses:

DoveMenCare +1h +9 / -0
:#marseycoffee:

rDramaDegenInDenial +3h +6 / -0
> I don't know if this is the best way to raise a child
The fact that you don't know how to raise your child is a sign you shouldn't be raising your child, not that this is the best way to raise your child

ThousandBestLives +2h +4 / -0
I'm pretty sure it's impossible to fail at parenting

  Ladytroon +4m +3 / -0
  I’ve raised a dramatard and a dramatard is a failed human

    ThousandBestLives +1m +3 / -0
    Your kid just isn't trying

  Doc +1h +2 / -0
  It's actually very easy to fail at parenting. Just don't care about your child at all and they'll turn out fine

    ThousandBestLives +5h +1 / -0
    :#marseysurejan:

  D +4

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2023-09-03T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: :marseymanysuchcases:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +1m +10 / -0
:marseyno: Post wall
:marseyyes: Post-wall

SnappyIsMyWaifu +31m +4 / -0
>posts on r/feminist
>still mad about men

  Ladytroon +4m +3 / -0
  >posts on r/feminist
  >still mad about men
  >posts on r/mtf
  >still mad about men
  >posts on r/antinatalism
  >still mad about men
  >posts on r/egg_irl
  >still mad about men
  >posts on r/queer
  >still mad about men
  >posts on r/4chan
  >still mad about men
  >posts on r/teenagers
  >still mad about men
  >posts on r/transteachers
  >still mad about men
  >posts on r/sexpositivehomes
  >still mad about men
  >posts on r/childfree
  >still mad about men
  >posts on r/antinatalism
  >still mad about men
  >posts on r/teenagers
  >still mad about men
  >posts on r/teenagers
  >still mad about men
  >posts on r/teenagers
  >still mad about men
  >posts on r/teenagers
  >still mad about men
  >posts on r/teenagers
  >still mad about men
  >posts on r/teenagers
  >still mad about men
  >posts on r/teenagers
  >still mad about men
  >posts on r/teenagers
  >still mad about men
  >posts on r/teenagers
  >still mad about men
  >posts on r/teenagers
  >still mad about men
  >posts on r/teenagers
  >still mad about men

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-02-11T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Real Reason for the Celebration of Black History Month
URL: N/A
VOTES: +36 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A few years ago I was eating with some friends and I had just been told about black history month. I was curious, and asked my friends, “Why do we celebrate black history month?”
I’ll never forget what my friend said. He said, “Well, black people were slaves, and you know they had no rights, and they were treated poorly, and they had a hard time.” He went on to list some of the atrocities that black people endured, and I listened carefully.
But I was really confused, and I said, “But why do we have to have a whole month to celebrate black history?”
My friend replied, “Well, black people are the only group that was ever enslaved, and they were treated so poorly.”
I thought about that for a moment, and then I asked, “What about the Native Americans? They were also enslaved, and they were treated poorly.”
My friend paused for a moment, and then he said, “Well, that’s different.”
I was confused, and I asked, “How is it different?”
My friend said, “Well, the Native Americans were never slaves in the United States. They were only slaves in Canada.”
I was shocked. I had never heard that before. I asked my friend, “How come black people are the only ones who get a whole month to celebrate their history?”
My friend said, “Well, it’s because black people are the only ones who were ever enslaved in the United States. That’s why we have black history month.”
I was stunned. I had never heard that before. I asked my friend, “But why do we have to have a whole month to celebrate black history?”
My friend said, “Well, it’s because black people are the only ones who were ever enslaved in the United States. That’s why we have black history month.”
I was shocked. I had never heard that before. I asked my friend, “But why do we have to have a whole month to celebrate black history?”
My friend said, “Well, it’s because black people are the only ones who were ever enslaved in the United States. That’s why we have black history month.”
I was stunned. I had never

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2023-12-08T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This man will never be a woman
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Tyrone +20m +4 / -0
He's never going to be a woman, but he's going to be a trans woman.
{IMG}
:#marseytransflag2:

  Ladytroon +1m +1 / -0
  >he

    Tyrone +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseytransrentfree:

      Ladytroon +1m +2 / -0
      >he

        Tyrone +2m +1 / -0
        :#marseytransrentfree:

          Ladytroon +4m +1 / -0
          >he

            Tyrone +2m +1 / -0
            :#marseytransrentfree:

              Ladytroon +1m +1 / -0
              >he

                Tyrone +2m +1 / -0
                :#marseytransrentfree:

                  Ladytroon +2m +1 / -0
                  >he

                    Tyrone +2m +1 / -0
                    :#marseytransrentfree:

                      Ladytroon +1m +1 / -0
                      >he

                        Tyrone +1m +1 / -0
                        :#marseytransrentfree:

                          Ladytroon +1m +1 / -0
                          >he

                            Tyrone +2m +1 / -0
                            :#marseytransrentfree:

Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +44m +2 / -0
I've never heard of the band before, but they're pretty good.

  Ladytroon +11m +1 / -0
  I’ve never heard of them before, but they’re pretty good.

SoyJackKennedy +1h +2 / -0
> I'm a lesbian. I'm a lesbian.
> I'm a lesbian. I'm a lesbian.
> I'm a lesbian. I'm a lesbian.
> I'm a lesbian. I'm a lesbian.
> I'm a lesbian.

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-01-06T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhomofascist: :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseysalutepride: :marseyprideflag: :marseypridepearlclutch:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +32 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WildStar +1h +7 / -0
Just as foids say about men, they know the time they are the most desired, they want to hang on to it forever :marseyfoidretard:

  Ladytroon +1h +4 / -0
  The age at which a foid is the most desired is when she’s 18 and a virgin, but they can never go back.
  The age at which a moid is the most desired is when he’s 18 and a virgin, but they can never go back.

    NO +1h +2 / -0
    Wrong. Moids are the most desired at 18

  NO +3h +1 / -0
  When foids are 25 they say they are the most desired. Theyre just wrong.

    WildStar +12m +1 / -0
    >women lie
    :#marseypikachu2:

      NO +2h +2 / -0
      Foids like to be desired. Being desired is a good thing. Foids want to be desired as much as possible. Foids say they are the most desired at 25 because they want to be desired. Foids are liars.

        WildStar +3m +1 / -0
        >Foids are liars.
        :#marseypikachu2:

          NO +1h +2 / -0
          :#marseymanysuchcases:

GovernorOfNewYork +2h +3 / -0
> Me and the boys
:#marseynorf:

  Ladytroon +45m +3 / -0
  > I’m gonna get me some fresh meat
  :#marseynorf: :#marseyhomofascist: :#marseysalutepride: :#marseyhomosupremacist:

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2023-11-22T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I got a friend to get a tattoo of a bong on his leg
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +54 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I sent it to him 10 minutes before he went to get it, I think it’s pretty good
COMMENTS:
AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +4m +21 / -0
> I think it's pretty good
>it's a bong
:#marseyxd:

  Ladytroon +5m +16 / -0
  I made it with AI and he said it’s cool.
  He’s going to have his wife tattooed on the other leg and I’m going to tell her I made it too.

    AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +2m +10 / -0
    >I'm going to tell her I made it too.
    That's like bragging about being the 3rd guy to fuck her.

      Ladytroon +4m +11 / -0
      She’s my best friend’s wife so I don’t mind.

        AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +2m +9 / -0
        :marseykingcrown:

      Ladytroon +2m +8 / -0
      > I'm going to tell her I made it too.
      That's like bragging about being the 3rd guy to fuck her.
      :#marseysoyseethetalking:

    asshole +1h +4 / -0
    > I'm going to tell her I made it too.
    I think you should tell her you drew it with your own hands and that she owes you a favor. You can then ask her to lend you a few hundred bucks to pay for your HRT and it would be the least she could do. Good luck, king!

  Sphereserf3232 +1h +2 / -0
  What’s wrong with bongs?

    AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +12m +4 / -0
    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-67327341

      Sphereserf3232 +1m +4 / -0
      :marseyeyelidpulling:

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-02-05T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My favo’ite song of the year so far
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-04-01T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bongland (again)
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Elon_SUSk +2h +2 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}.ott
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Lv999_Slime_God +1h +1 / -0
:marseysaluteusa: :marseyusa:

Kiwibee +2h +1 / -0
:#marseyseethe: :#marseyseethe:cott

  Ladytroon +1h +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2023-06-12T15Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: 1000% better than that faggot’s song
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +1h +2 / -0
:marseyjamming:

Ladytroon +2m +1 / -0
!slots 1000

  Ladytroon +5s +1 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

    Ladytroon +5s +1 / -0
    !slots 1000

      Ladytroon +12s +1 / -0
      :#marseyitsrigged:

        Ladytroon +14s +1 / -0
        !slots 1000

          Ladytroon +7s +1 / -0
          :#marseyitsrigged: :#marseyitsover:

            Ladytroon +24s +1 / -0
            !slots 1000

              Ladytroon +12s +1 / -0
              :#marseyitneverbegan:

                Ladytroon +20s +1 / -0
                !slots 1000

                  Ladytroon +16s +1 / -0
                  :#marseyitsoverwereback: :#marseywereback:

                    Ladytroon +13s +1 / -0
                    !slots 1000

                      Ladytroon +14s +1 / -0
                      :#marseyitsrigged: :#marseyitneverbegan: :#marseyitsover:

                        Ladytroon +32s +1 / -0
                        !slots 1000

                          Ladytroon +17s +1 / -0
                          :#marseyitsrigged: :#marseyitneverbegan: :#marseyitsover: :#marseywereback:

                            Ladytroon +19s +1 / -0
                            !slots 1000

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-01-28T03Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Just be careful if you're a cat lady
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
HeinousAnus +10m +2 / -0
Haven't listened to a Nick Mullen song since 2011, but this is a banger :marseyvibing:

  Ladytroon +11m +2 / -0
  He’s a funny guy but I just like this song. I don’t know why the lyrics are so depressing but it’s catchy af

    HeinousAnus +1h +2 / -0
    Yeah I like this song too, I remember it from the trailer for *The Other Two*. But I have to admit I'm a bit of a Nick Mullen stan

  DickButtKiss +11m +2 / -0
  I used to listen to it all the time. Never a big fan of Nick Mullen but this was a pretty good song. Funny that it was about a cat lady, I thought it was about his ex gf

    Ladytroon +3m +2 / -0
    I think it’s about his ex who was a cat lady (she had a cat and was single)
    Not sure tho

    HeinousAnus +1h +2 / -0
    > Funny that it was about a cat lady, I thought it was about his ex gf
    I had the same thought, but I'm pretty sure it's about a cat lady, because she has a cat :marseyteehee:

  Ladytroon +8m +2 / -0
  It’s a good song. I’m not a Nick Mullen stan but this one is a good one

  Ladytroon +9m +2 / -0
  It’s a good song. I’m not a Nick Mullen stan but this one is a good one

  Ladytroon +9m +2 / -0
  It’s a good song. I’m not a Nick Mullen stan but this one is a good one

  Ladytroon +10m +2 / -0
  It’s a good song. I’m not a Nick Mullen

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AUTHOR: Ladytroon
DATE: 2024-07-07T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflaguk: :marseyflaguk: :marseyflaguk: :marseyflaguk: :marseyflaguk:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +78 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +32m +23 / -0
>no bong flag
:#marseydisagree:

  Ladytroon +5m +12 / -0
  {IMG}
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  {IMG}
  {IMG}

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +2m +9 / -0
    {IMG}
    Me on left

    whyareyou +4h +3 / -0
    :marseyxd:

  Ladytroon +1h +6 / -0
  {IMG}

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:

100percentdegenerate +25m +11 / -0
>no marsey flag
disappointing

  Ladytroon +5m +11 / -0
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
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  {IMG}

  Ladytroon +1h +6 / -0
  {IMG}

HOTEP +4m +9 / -0
:#marseykey:

  Ladytroon +5m +10 / -0
  {IMG}
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    HOTEP +1m +7 / -0
    :#marseykey:

      Ladytroon +1m +7 / -0
      {IMG}

  Ladytroon +1h +6 / -0
  {IMG}

    HOTEP +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseykey:

FormerLurKONG +1h +5 / -0
:#marseyagree: :#marseysaluteisrael:

  Ladytroon +22m +5 / -0

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2024-02-29T06Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseytrain2: :marseypedo: :marseymanysuchcases:
URL: {TWEET: KatelynPolantz}
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +12m +14 / -0
> [Honey, you are a literal woman. You are not "acting like one". You are one. You are not "pretending" to be one. You are one.]({TWEET: AndrewDThayer})
>> I am a woman with a penis. I am a woman. I am not pretending. I am not acting. I am a woman. A woman with a penis. A woman.
>>> [I am a man with a penis. I am a man. I am not pretending. I am not acting. I am a man. A man with a penis. A man.]({TWEET: AndrewDThayer})
>>>> [The only reason you are not considered a man is because the court has determined you are a man. You are a man with a penis. You are a man.]({TWEET: AndrewDThayer})
>>>>> [The only reason you are considered a woman is because the court has determined you are a woman. You are a woman with a penis. You are a woman.]({TWEET: AndrewDThayer})
:#marseyxd:

  _sus +4h +4 / -0
  > A woman with a penis. A woman.
  > A woman with a penis. A woman.
  > A woman with a penis. A woman.
  :marseyvibing:

TheProphet +2h +10 / -0
> "I'm a woman, I'm a woman, I'm a woman"
:#marseywitchtriggeredtalking:

cyberdick +3h +8 / -0
> I am a woman
> I'm not acting like a woman
> I'm not pretending to be a woman
> I'm not acting like a woman
> I'm not pretending to be a woman
> I'm not acting like a woman
:#marseyattentionseeker:

  _sus +1h +2 / -0
  :#m

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2024-06-02T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marse

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2025-01-11T04Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: A couple of "early access" Linux distros (ChromiumOS and Fedora) are having terrible performance issues. :marseyxd:
URL: https://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2025/01/fedora-chromiumos-cpu-issues
VOTES: +31 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
lain +3m +23 / -0
I'd like to see the seethe if ChromeOS were to be a "pre-install" option on a MacBook. :marseyxd:
It seems like it's been a while since a big Linux distro had a major fuckup.

  goderator200 +2h +10 / -0
  well... i mean
  `apt install firefox`
  `firefox`
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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2022-08-27T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow: Agent, do you remember what they took from you?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +2m +8 / -0
{IMG}

  lain +3m +5 / -0
  The absolute state of programming socks

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +38m +3 / -0
  :#marseymini:

ManBearFridge +4m +5 / -0
No. I can't remember.

  lain +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseysus:

lain +5m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  lain +39s +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    lain +24s +2 / -0
    {IMG}ott

      lain +16s +2 / -0
      {IMG}tt

        lain +24s +2 / -0
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          lain +24s +2 / -0
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            lain +17s +2 / -0
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              lain +17s +2 / -0
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                lain +15s +2 / -0
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                  lain +14s +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2024-02-25T22Z
HOLE: food
TITLE: I made chicken breasts with farro and spinach :marseylickinglips:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
lain +5m +10 / -0
Recipe is from @tempests_fury and it’s super good.
https://rdrama.net/h/food/post/247349/first-timer-at-cooking-meat/5983599#context

  tempest +30m +7 / -0
  :marseythanks:

  TheOverSeether +2h +3 / -0
  :#marseylickinglips:
  Looks tasty!
  :marseythumbsup:

  ManBearFridge +1h +2 / -0
  I'm going to try this

    lain +26m +2 / -0
    I'd recommend it

    tempest +1h +2 / -0
    It's really good. I like to do it with salmon instead of chicken because I don't like chicken in general.

      ManBearFridge +1h +2 / -0
      I'll probably do that next

Cao_Cao +3m +8 / -0
{GIF}

  lain +3m +4 / -0
  I think it’s pretty good :marseyshrug:

    Cao_Cao +3h +3 / -0
    {GIF}

      lain +1h +2 / -0
      :#marseycheerup:

SpookyFartMan69 +12m +5 / -0
Farro looks pretty good. I like bulgur better but I'll take it

  lain +1m +4 / -0
  Farro is pretty good. It’s not as chewy as a good bulgur but I like it.

    SpookyFartMan69 +2m +4 / -0
    I'll have to try it. I've had it before but only in soups

      lain +4m +4 / -0
      I really like farro in soups and I’ve had it in a risotto.
      I like to eat

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2022-07-25T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I’m afraid to tell my dad I’m a “virgin” : datingoverthirty
URL: {REDDIT: r/datingoverthirty im_afraid_to_tell_my_dad_im_a_virgin}
VOTES: +45 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
L +30m +64 / -0
>virgin
>27
>has been on 100 dates
I think we know which way this is going

  GigaTrout +1h +14 / -0
  She’s a virgin because she only got her GFE from a prostitute.

    JohnDevereaux +1h +11 / -0
    I don't think prostitutes are that expensive.
    {IMG}

      GigaTrout +5m +12 / -0
      What do you think a hooker has to do to get that tip?

        JohnDevereaux +1m +11 / -0
        {IMG}

        jamal_ginsberg +2h +5 / -0
        I’ve seen some tips that look like the right hand in that picture. I assume the left is his ding dong

          GigaTrout +40m +3 / -0
          Don’t worry, I don’t jerk off to pictures of hookers either. I’m a classy man.

  jamal_ginsberg +4h +7 / -0
  I’m going to start calling myself a virgin too. If you can’t get pussy in college you are just a bad person

  UnheardIdentity +8h +2 / -0
  She's never gotten laid.

pizzashill +1h +41 / -1
> I was in a long term relationship for years but I was also raped by a male relative. I’ve never dated after the relationship ended. I’m 34.
> I’ve never had a great relationship. I’ve never had a great sexual relationship. I have a body that can’t do what I want it to do. I have a body that’s been abused and destroyed by men. I have a body that will never feel like it belongs to me. I have a body that has no value.
> I’m not a virgin. I

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2024-08-21T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykey: :marseykingcrown:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Snowfox_Coarsemeow +33m +6 / -0
> "I have a very good relationship with my mother. I think she is a good person. She has not done anything that I would consider to be a crime. I'm not the type of person who would turn a loved one in. And I don't think I would do that to anybody else."
:#marseykingcrown:
If you're not the type of person who would turn a loved one in, you're not the type of person who would turn a loved one in. It's not a mental illness, it's a personality trait.

  lain +9h +3 / -0
  Keyed.

X +5m +5 / -0
:#marseybased:

  lain +9h +3 / -0
  Keyed. :marseykey:

lain +1m +5 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseykey: :#marseykingcrown:

  X +6m +4 / -0
  :#marseykey: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykey:

    lain +9h +3 / -0
    Keyed. :marseykey:

      X +2h +2 / -0
      :#marseykey: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykey: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykey: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykey: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykey: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykey: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykey: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykey: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykey: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykey: :#marseyking

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2022-01-17T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My wife’s boyfriend will be at the wedding and I’m having an aneurysm : relationship_advice
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_wifes_boyfriend_will_be_at_the_wedding_and_im}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
911roofer +3m +25 / -0
The only thing worse than a cuck is a cuck who thinks he can’t cuck because he’s not the one getting cucked.

  JonathanStench +1h +12 / -0
  {IMG}

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +2h +4 / -0
    Me on the left

JonathanStench +1h +10 / -0
Cuckolds are the most pathetic people in the world

  Gr8B8M8 +1h +7 / -0
  Yeah, but they make great drama generators

    JonathanStench +6m +3 / -0
    {GIF}

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2h +3 / -0
  You should come to r/relationship_advice and sort by controversial. It's a gold mine.

    JonathanStench +5m +2 / -0
    My man is cuckmaxxing hard

  Arachnotron69 +3h +2 / -0
  I mean, the most pathetic people in the world are coomers, and cuckolding is one of the most common fetishes.

    JonathanStench +3m +2 / -0
    You are a pedophile. I'm not a coomer.

      Arachnotron69 +1h +2 / -0
      >I'm not a coomer.
      You're a coomer for saying that you're not a coomer. I'm just pointing out that the fetish is so common that it's like a natural extension of straggotry.

        JonathanStench +12m +1 / -0
        Cuckolding is a fetish? I dont watch porn, i dont jerk off, i dont care about anyone else's sexual habits.

          Arachnotron69 +2h +1 / -0
          >Cuckolding is

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2022-10-11T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyorthodoxsmug: :marseyblack: :marseyshooting:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
lain +17s +5 / -0
This is the story of the most devout Russian.

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +2h +4 / -0
> So I was a drug dealer, but I don't even remember how I started. I think it all started when I was 12 and I was addicted to marijuana, and I started selling it to other people because I didn't have enough for myself. And then I graduated to other drugs like cocaine and crack, and I started selling those as well.
> At first I was just doing it for myself, but then I started to realize that I could make a lot of money off of it. And I started to get addicted to the money, and I started to get addicted to the power that came with being a drug dealer.
> I think that's how I became a drug dealer. I was addicted to the money and the power, and I started to do whatever I could to get more of it.

  lain +57m +4 / -0
  Jesus Christ, what a fucking chad.

  lain +58m +2 / -0
  Jesus Christ, what a fucking chad.

lain +19s +2 / -0
https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/1992/06/19/who-killed-the-russian-schismatics/2b808208-5115-4c23-a01b-106c606e30aa/

  lain +20s +1 / -0
  I believe in this story more than any schizo conspiracy.

    lain +1m +1 / -0
    I think that this is what they meant by "russian oligarchy"....otta

      lain +1m +1 / -0
      I think that this is what they meant by "russian oligarchy"ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.otta

        lain +12s +1 /

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2022-08-02T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The first RDRAMA.NET meetup has been announced! :marseywholesome:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +58 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
H +15m +33 / -0
I am terrified of this

  lain +12m +21 / -0
  It’s not a real meetup :marseywave:

    H +1m +16 / -0
    Are you sure? Because I’m not going to a place where I can get killed by a dramatard.

      lain +2m +13 / -0
      I can’t confirm or deny :marseyschizotwitch:

      Penny +14m +11 / -0
      🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2022-07-27T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyvaxmaxx: “If you aren’t in on the ‘trans kids’ meme, you aren’t a real anti-vaxxer :marseygroomer2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/antivax if_you_arent_in_on_the_trans_kids_meme_you_arent}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DrTransmisia +2h +17 / -0
:#marseywrongthonk:

  X +1h +7 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

  lain +6h +1 / -0
  what is this

X +3h +11 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  lain +6h +4 / -0
  I don’t know how you can be an anti vaxxer and not take the train meme seriously..

    X +1h +4 / -0
    I think they're right, they're all just :marseytrain:s

      lain +4h +2 / -0
      I’m actually surprised this isn’t a chud conspiracy theory

KONY_2032 +1h +10 / -0
{GIF}

LarpingofIsaac +5h +4 / -0
I thought the anti vaxxers were all rightoids

  lain +3h +2 / -0
  I think it’s just rightoids but they’re all into the trains.

  birdenthusiast +1h +2 / -0
  I knew a few anti vaxxers who were lefty hippies lol

    LarpingofIsaac +1h +3 / -0
    Hippies are a lost cause

    lain +3h +3 / -0
    I think it’s all over the place. I know a few lefty anti vaxxers who think it’s a Jewish conspiracy.

      birdenthusiast +1m +2 / -0
      :marseymerchant:

        lain +2m +2 / -0
        I think that’s mostly a rightoid conspiracy but the vaxxers were

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2022-06-27T04Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: Linus :marseylinus: gets trolled by some :marseytunaktunak:
URL: https://lkml.org/lkml/2022/6/26/573
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
lain +42s +11 / -0
{IMG}

  lain +25s +9 / -0
  {IMG}

    lain +24s +8 / -0
    {IMG}

      lain +16s +8 / -0
      {IMG}

        lain +35s +10 / -0
        {IMG}

          lain +1m +8 / -0
          {IMG}

            lain +15s +8 / -0
            {IMG}

              lain +51s +7 / -0
              {IMG}

                lain +1m +5 / -0
                {IMG}

                  lain +1m +5 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    lain +1m +4 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      lain +3m +4 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        lain +2m +4 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          lain +3m +3 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            lain +1m +3 / -0
                            {IMG}

            searcher +5m +5 / -0
            {IMG}

              lain +1m +3 / -0
              :#marseyxd:

            lain +1m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

        TheOverSeether +2h +3 / -0
        > I am not sure what is going on here
        He's a hack. He should've stuck to his programmer socks.

lain +1m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  lain +2m +10 / -0
  {IMG}

    lain +1m +10 / -0
    {IMG}

      lain +1m +8 / -0
      {IMG}

        lain +1m +7 / -0
        {IMG}

          lain +41s +6 / -0
          {IMG}

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2022-12-13T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: “I was told to go to the ER for my 9 year old daughter’s suspected broken nose (she was assaulted at school) and I was told I had to pay $1200 before they would do anything” :marseybluecheck: :marseybrainlet:
URL: {TWEET: enclawed}
VOTES: +143 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I am outraged and devastated. My daughter is in pain and I am struggling to find a way to pay this bill.
> We are a middle class family and it has been a huge financial burden to pay for her broken nose. I am so grateful for the outpouring of support from our community.
I’m so glad we have insurance to pay for this :marseywholesome:
COMMENTS:
X +15m +152 / -0
> “I was told to go to the ER for my 9 year old daughter’s suspected broken nose (she was assaulted at school) and I was told I had to pay $1200 before they would do anything”
lol you could go to the ER without paying in burgerland
> It's a private hospital. She should've been seen immediately, the charge should've been nothing more than a copay. The hospital is getting paid by insurance, they aren't getting paid by you.
> Also, the hospital isn't going to do anything for a broken nose. That's a job for an ENT. They may not have one on staff. It's a pain in the ass to get them to do anything without an appointment, which you would have to call in advance.
> She should be seen by an ENT, not the ER. And no, the ER is not going to treat her. They would send her to an ENT.
> Why would they treat her in the ER? That's not where you go to get a broken nose treated.
> She should've been seen by an ENT, not the ER. And no, the ER is not going to treat her. They would send her to an ENT.
> She should've been seen by an ENT, not the ER. And no, the ER is not going to treat her. They would send her to an ENT.
> She should've been seen by an ENT, not the ER. And

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2023-06-22T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why are the :marseytrain2: so obsessed with :marseyjanny:?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It seems like they are the most in the trenches with the jannies. :marseyjanny2:
Why is that?
COMMENTS:
X +3m +12 / -0
they're the same people :#marseyjanny2: :#marseytransrentfree:

  lain +4m +6 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

  Dramamine +4h +5 / -0
  {IMG}

  Downie +3h +3 / -0
  So much overlap
  {IMG}

BigBussyHunter +11m +9 / -0
Because :marseytrain: have no friends and the internet is all they have. They take internet shit way too seriously because it's the only thing they have to validate them and :marseyjanny2: are like a mommy figure who gives them praise for being good little :marseytrain: and scolds them when they aren't good enough.

  lain +4m +6 / -0
  I think it’s the only way they can “get ahead” in life and make people see them as normal and the jannies are the only ones who can validate them.
  I could see it being a real problem if the internet was your only friend.

    BigBussyHunter +1m +6 / -0
    They are truly the most oppressed of the oppressed. People just don't understand

DestoryerCarbine +1m +4 / -0
They're the same people.

  lain +4m +4 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

lain +1m +4 / -0
@heymoon

  HeyMoon +15m +7 / -0
  why are people obsessed with me

    lain +1m +7 / -0
    :#marseyshy:

    X +15m +4 / -0
    :#marseysoypointdubz:

    Lv999_Lich_King +3h +3

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2023-02-15T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoycry: :marseysoycry: :marseysoycry: Cuckoldry is a cuck fetish :marseysoycry: :marseysoycry: :marseysoycry:
URL: {REDDIT: r/MensLib when_women_have_sex_with_cuckoldry_in_minds}
VOTES: +41 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m a proud cuck :marseycoomer2: so this shit pisses me off.
COMMENTS:
LiterallyShaking +13m +21 / -0
> If they want to have sex and be together, I'm happy for them.
The cuck knows he's in the cuck chair.

  _sus +2h +7 / -0
  cuck chair

  lain +6h +3 / -0
  I’m not sure why they don’t see the irony of wanting to cuck their own partner lmao

    LiterallyShaking +1h +4 / -0
    > If I have a mistress I'll be happy for her to have an affair and not be my mistress.
    :#marseybrainlet:

      lain +46m +3 / -0
      Yeah I’m sure they’re being ironic.

        LiterallyShaking +10m +3 / -0
        Why would they be ironic? Do you think being a cuck is a joke? You're supposed to enjoy it.
        :#marseybeanquestion:

          lain +20m +3 / -0
          I’m not sure if the average menslibber is a cuck or not.

            LiterallyShaking +10m +3 / -0
            That's the joke.

              lain +1h +2 / -0
              :#marseyxd:

  MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +15h +2 / -0
  The only time I've seen cuckolds try to justify themselves is when they want to make it about being a loving cuckold that has the woman's best interests in mind.
  It's usually a lie.

    LiterallyShaking +5m +2 / -0
    It's not a lie. It's a fantasy,

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2022-12-17T04Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: Someone is attempting to create a self-hosted modern reddit clone called libreddit. :marseyhacker:
URL: https://libreddit.org
VOTES: +37 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
lain +1m +33 / -0
How did you even find this you guys are weird.

  MayflyAlt-98 +7m +16 / -0
  I have a lot of interests :marseyautism:

  lain +2m +14 / -0
  This guy is really weird and I love it.
  https://libreddit.org/blog
  {IMG}

  birdenthusiast +4m +10 / -0
  :marseyglow:

  George_Floyd +4h +9 / -0
  :#marseyveryworriedfed:

  pH +1h +8 / -0
  :marseyglow:

  24-7_ROCK_COCK +3h +6 / -0
  :#marseyschizowall:

  rDramaDegenInDenial +1h +5 / -0
  I love freedom and the ability to express myself and my thoughts

  TheOverSeether +11h +3 / -0
  > How did you even find this you guys are weird.
  :#marseyglow2:

  userturkey13 +12h +2 / -0
  Because I’m a very smart person

  gamerchad +17h +2 / -0
  I have a giant brain.

peepeehands +2m +16 / -0
> I used to be a huge fan of Reddit, and would have even started a FOSS project in 2006, had I known how much money Reddit would make and how much it would eventually turn into a shithole.
:#marseyitsover:

  lain +2m +15 / -0
  > I used to be a huge fan of Reddit, and would have even started a FOSS project in 2006, had I known how much money Reddit would make and how much it would eventually turn into a sh

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2025-02-21T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: “I don’t want to be a complete loser like my father” :marseyhesright:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +38 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lv999_Lich_King +3m +28 / -0
he's already on the way to becoming a loser
:#marseysmug2:

  lain +5m +13 / -0
  he’s a programmer too :marseyitsover:

    Lv999_Lich_King +2m +14 / -0
    He's going to become a wagie for sure

      lain +2m +10 / -0
      he’s already a wagie

        Lv999_Lich_King +1m +10 / -0
        I mean he'll be a wagie in 40 years when he's 70 or whatever. He'll be working at McDonald's, or at the very least some other food service job.

          lain +3m +8 / -0
          oh he already works at McDonald’s :marseylaugh:

            Lv999_Lich_King +1m +8 / -0
            It's ok, he'll probably be able to afford a house by then

              lain +2m +7 / -0
              he lives with his parents :marseylaugh:

                Lv999_Lich_King +1m +7 / -0
                :marseyitneverbegan:
                He's never going to make it

                  lain +2m +4 / -0
                  he’s a wagie :marseyxd:

                    Lv999_Lich_King +5m +4 / -0
                    His parents are gonna disown him for being a loser

                      lain +1m +4 / -0
                      he’s a wagie :marseyxd:

                        Lv999_Lich_King +1m +4 / -0
                        He's gonna be a homeless drug addict

                          lain +5m +4 / -0
                          he’s a wagie :marseyxd:

                            Lv999_Lich_King +4m +4

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2024-08-08T21Z
HOLE: food
TITLE: :marseyboomer: I made some chicken drumsticks :marseychicken:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FormerLurKONG +1h +3 / -0
:#marseylickinglips:

lain +1h +2 / -0
@HailVictory1776 if you had a chance to grill out you should do it :marseygrilling2:
I'm gonna do some more tonight :marseylickinglips: me :marseyboomer:

  HailVictory1776 +5h +2 / -0
  Oh I did. Was great me

    lain +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown: me

      HailVictory1776 +1m +2 / -0
      I made steak and chicken and it was perfect :marseygrilling2: :marseyboomer:

        lain +1h +2 / -0
        :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#m

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2022-08-09T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I’ve been getting some pretty bad PMS the past week. Any other women on here who can relate? :marseytrans2:
URL: https://old.reddit.com/user/T3RMI5/comments/v327a4/ive_been_getting_some_pretty_bad_pms_the_past_week
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +18 / -0
> I’ve been getting some pretty bad PMS the past week. Any other women on here who can relate?
this is the most male thing i've ever read

  lain +4m +14 / -0
  I think the whole post is an elaborate bait post.
  Also, why is he asking Reddit for advice? He can’t be married.

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +10m +14 / -0
    > I think the whole post is an elaborate bait post.
    I think it's the only thing that makes sense. Even if this is a real person who's actually a woman (doubt) why would they post to Reddit asking for advice from random strangers?

      lain +1m +10 / -0
      I’m sure there are plenty of degenerate Reddit foids.

      ThousandBestLives +2h +4 / -0
      Same reason men do it. You can't ask your wife if you're doing something right

    ThousandBestLives +2h +5 / -0
    You can ask your wife if you're doing something right. But the answer will always be yes, so this has to be a man

    smolchickentenders +2h +4 / -0
    > Also, why is he asking Reddit for advice?
    :marseybrainlet:

      lain +9h +2 / -0
      That’s a rhetorical question

        smolchickentenders +1h +1 / -0
        :marseygigaretard:

          lain +31m +1 / -0
          :marseyretard3:

            smolchickentenders +1h +1 / -0
            :marseyfluffy:

  Roadrash +3h +2

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2023-11-07T21Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: This is my current playlist. :marseyjamming:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
lain +15s +2 / -0
I’ll post a new one if I get more songs.

  lain +41s +2 / -0
  I don’t know what’s happening here but it’s adding .c to the end of my post.

    lain +58s +2 / -0
    This is what I’m trying to post. {IMG}

      lain +1m +2 / -0
      !jannies I’m having some issues with the site. It’s adding .c to the end of my post. {IMG}

        lain +1m +2 / -0
        This is what I’m trying to post {IMG}

        DestoryerCarbine +1m +2 / -0
        Don't worry about it, it's just a coincidence

        TheOverSeether +3m +2 / -0
        :#marseyconfused2:

        89wc +6m +2 / -0
        ugh it adds .c to the end of your post
        {IMG}

        89wc +11m +2 / -0
        fixed, u can type ".c" and it won't add it

          lain +10m +2 / -0
          :#marseythanks:

    89wc +6m +2 / -0
    :marseyxd:

      lain +20m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        89wc +1m +2 / -0
        I'm curious, what's happening when you try to post? Is it just adding the .c, or is there an error message?

          lain +1m +2 / -0
          It’s just adding .c to the end of the post. I can see what I’m trying to post in the preview but it adds .c to the end when I hit post.
          I’m using brave on a macbook pro (M1) with the latest iOS and Chrome updated.

            89wc +2m +

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2023-07-27T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to get rid of the fear of Covid : ZeroCovidCommunity
URL: {REDDIT: r/ZeroCovidCommunity how_to_get_rid_of_the_fear_of_covid}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I've been terrified of Covid for 3 years now. Even though I've been masking, avoiding people and being cautious with myself, I still have a fear of catching Covid and dying. I have a very good friend who's a very strong and independent woman, and she's also terrified of Covid, and I think it's really bad because she's the kind of person who's always been strong, but now she has a fear of Covid. I think it's really bad because she's always been strong, but now she has a fear of Covid.
> I'm so scared of catching Covid and dying, and I don't know how to get rid of this fear. I've been doing everything I can to avoid catching Covid, but I still have a fear of catching it and dying.
> How do I get rid of this fear?
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +2m +26 / -0
Why does this person keep saying this is a very strong and independent woman

  Downie +1m +19 / -0
  She's referring to herself

  lain +5m +16 / -0
  I think she’s talking about herself. lol

    carpathianflorist +32s +11 / -0
    Oh that is hilarious

  1066_International +19m +13 / -0
  {IMG}

    carpathianflorist +1m +11 / -0
    I don’t understand what the fuck is happening here

      lain +1m +12 / -0
      She’s talking about herself, she’s a strong and independent woman.

        carpathianflorist +41s +12 / -0
        Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

          lain +1m +9 / -0
          It’s a mystery how they’re so terminally online yet never realize what they’re saying.

      1066_International +3m +8 / -0

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2024-07-21T02Z
HOLE: food
TITLE: Woke to the rice question.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +59 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
RegnisLarson +13m +12 / -0
Does this mean you're not a racist?
It's okay if you are, I'm not. I'm anti-racist.

  lain +3m +10 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

lain +39s +11 / -0
!goyslopenjoyers

SummerEnjoyer +4m +7 / -0
This but unironically

  lain +5m +7 / -0
  I don't think it's ironic :marseythinkorino:

    SummerEnjoyer +1m +7 / -0
    :marseyindignant: rice is for the unwashed masses

      lain +3m +7 / -0
      If you don't like rice why are you on a goyslop enjoyers ping group :marseythinkorino:

        SummerEnjoyer +3m +5 / -0
        I eat rice but I think it's gross, I prefer potatoes

          lain +1m +7 / -0
          :#marseybased:

      Ladytroon +8h +2 / -0
      I love a good rice bowl but I eat potatoes and legumes like a real man

    SummerEnjoyer +1m +6 / -0
    I have my own biases but I'm not going to let them get in the way of enjoying goyslop

      lain +5m +6 / -0
      :#marseyagree:

DickButtKiss +4h +6 / -0
Bread is literally a plant
Rice is a grain
Fuck you

  lain +7h +3 / -0
  I never said anything about grains. :marseyindignant:

    DickButtKiss +6h +2 / -0
    It's not a grain it's a plant you fucking retard

      lain +43m +2 / -0
      I'm not saying bread is a grain, I'm saying rice is a grain.

        DickButtKiss +3h

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2023-04-23T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: gets told to “be a man” in biofoid’s :marseyarthoe: video. :marseysoycrytremble: Drama ensues in comments. :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +65 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I guess it’s a repost but I just saw this and thought it was funny.
COMMENTS:
X +10m +44 / -0
lol i watched the whole thing
you can tell she was trying to be nice but the troon was being :marseytransattentionseeker: and refused to elaborate on the advice given so she just went "oh okay" and moved on

  lain +3m +35 / -0
  The whole thing is like 20 minutes. I had to stop after 5 minutes.

    X +3m +38 / -0
    lmao i thought it was a few minutes but i can't stand that :marseytrain: for more than a few seconds so i just fast forwarded to the end :marseysick:

      lain +2m +31 / -0
      The whole thing is basically two minutes of this train sneeding and then the host tries to get them to elaborate on what they mean. It’s a bit repetitive.

        X +5m +35 / -0
        i'm not sure if it was just the :marseytrain: but the way the voice was being used sounded a bit robotic and very forced, i can't take it

          lain +3m +26 / -0
          It’s definitely one of those voices that needs to be gender neutral :marseytrain2:

            X +5m +17 / -0
            {IMG}

              lain +4m +15 / -0
              :#marseyxd:

      Hopalong_McGurk +2m +19 / -0
      I just skipped through it and found the part where the :marseytrain: is being an annoying crybaby faggot

        X +3m +16 / -0
        lmao it's all through the video

      TheOverSe

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2022-09-18T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhacker: :marseydeux:
URL: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/17/us/ubisoft-hacking-march-for-zion.html
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Jimbo_B_Beterson +27m +16 / -0
I will be marching for zion and it will be fun

  lain +1h +9 / -0
  :#marseysaluteisrael:
  :#marseykingcrown:

  BWC +1h +5 / -0
  #factcheck

  Tonystarkschoad +1h +4 / -0
  This is what will happen to our democracy if we allow the French to vote.

  nokong +1h +4 / -0
  i'm gonna march for zion and knock off my shoes

Battleloser +1h +6 / -0
If there's one thing the french are good at it's marching. I'm sure they'll show up in droves to defend the honour of their corporate overlords.

  JohnDevereaux +35m +5 / -0
  >their corporate overlords
  {IMG}

  lain +1h +3 / -0
  the french are the “people” of video games.

Patrick_Tomlinson +5h +3 / -0
they should march for the next thing because the next thing is always more important than the last thing.

  lain +5h +2 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

lain +1h +2 / -0
@Aevann I wonder if there’s a way to get this to show up on the front page again.

  Aevann +1m +3 / -0
  i can pin it, but it will only last 24 hours
  do u want that

    lain +1h +2 / -0
    Sure, I was thinking it would be a good topic for /h/slackernews but I forgot to post it there. Also a good topic for /h/sandshit

      Aevann +44m +2 / -

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2023-03-18T16Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: Rust :marseyjanny: makes a meme :marseytroublemaker: about their favorite language being "unstable" and r/rust reacts :marseysnoo:
URL: {REDDIT: r/rust rust_is_unstable}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
lain +1m +28 / -0
> I like how the meme implies Rust is somehow a good thing. Rust is a meme language. The only people who use it are the ones who got bullied out of C++
:#marseyxd:

  garlicdoors +3m +19 / -0
  > C++
  :#marseysick:

    lain +26m +13 / -0
    :#marseyboomer:
    I don’t know why they act like C++ is some big deal. It’s just a slightly more complex C.

      Patrice +56m +11 / -0
      It’s the same shit but you can write even more unoptimized garbage

        lain +1h +7 / -0
        I think they’re scared to say that because it’s *their* garbage.

      K9 +2h +6 / -0
      C++ is just C++ it’s the worst language of all time and I’m glad that most people have stopped using it

        lain +2m +6 / -0
        :#marseyagreefast:
        It’s really funny how few people use it in 2023, it’s pretty much the opposite of “never go out of style”.
        I do love C++ templates though.

          K9 +3m +3 / -0
          It’s the only language that’s ever been worse than Rust. C# is a better C++ than C++ is

            lain +4m +3 / -0
            I do think C# is the better language for a lot of use-cases. It’s a shame it’s so tied to MS for its future.

              K9 +1h +2 / -0
              It will be fine, Microsoft is the company that actually keeps up with the times and keeps their product quality up

                lain +21m +

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2023-09-26T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans2: Transphobia and Cisphobia in the /r/amiwrong community. :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_telling_my_wife_that_she_will_never_be_a}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
lain +3m +10 / -0
> YTA for thinking it's okay to say that to your wife. That's not an acceptable thing to say and it's not okay. You're not a real man. You're a man that can't stand that his wife is more manly than him. This is the typical "alpha" mindset, but the reality is that it's a pathetic mindset. It's sad to see how far some people will go to justify their behavior. It's even more pathetic when they justify it by saying that their wife is more manly than them. You're not a real man. You're a man that can't stand that his wife is more manly than him. This is the typical "alpha" mindset, but the reality is that it's a pathetic mindset. It's sad to see how far some people will go to justify their behavior. It's even more pathetic when they justify it by saying that their wife is more manly than them.
:#marseyretardchad:

  lalilulelo +5h +4 / -0
  > YTA for thinking it's okay to say that to your wife. That's not an acceptable thing to say and it's not okay. You're not a real man. You're a man that can't stand that his wife is more manly than him. This is the typical "alpha" mindset, but the reality is that it's a pathetic mindset. It's sad to see how far some people will go to justify their behavior. It's even more pathetic when they justify it by saying that their wife is more manly than them. You're not a real man. You're a man that can't stand that his wife is more manly than him. This is the typical "alpha" mindset, but the reality is that it's a pathetic mindset. It's sad to see how far some people will go to justify

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2024-02-17T05Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: :marseytunaktunak: r/programming is mad at a post that says “Python is not a good language to learn first.” :marseytunaktunak:
URL: {REDDIT: r/programming python_is_not_a_good_language_to_learn_first}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JoyceCarolOates +3m +18 / -0
I just want to use Python but if I want to hire a dev I'm using C++ or Rust

  lain +14m +10 / -0
  I have 100% switched to Rust for most things.

    box +2h +9 / -0
    >he doesn't use the most important language ever
    >he doesn't use the most important language ever
    >he doesn't use the most important language ever
    >he doesn't use the most important language ever
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    >he doesn't use the most important language ever
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    >he doesn't use the most important language ever
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    >he doesn't use the most important language ever
    >he doesn't use the most important language ever
    >he doesn't use the most important language ever
    >he doesn't use the most important language ever
    >he doesn't use the most important language ever
    >he doesn't use the most important language ever
    >he doesn't use the most important language ever
    >he doesn't use the most important language ever
    >he doesn't use the most important language ever
    >he doesn't use the most important language ever
    >he doesn't use the most important language ever
    >he doesn't use the most important language ever
    >he doesn't use the most important language ever
    >he doesn't use the most important language ever
    >he doesn't use the most important language ever
    >he

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2023-08-06T04Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: A pretty good thread on the state of Linux on the Desktop.
URL: {TWEET: mithrandir}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
lain +2m +26 / -0
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Linux desktop user in the wild. Most people in my area are MacBook/Mac mini users. I know one guy that runs an Intel NUC. :marseythinkorino:
I think the Linux desktop is the most dramapilled of operating systems. It’s a perfect drama generator.

  lalilulelo +1h +16 / -0
  You just need to go to a FOSS conference and you’ll see a bunch of them

    lain +5h +2 / -0
    I need to go to one of those :marseynotes:

  TheOverSeether +1h +14 / -0
  I love using Linux on my laptop, but I can't get it to run on my main desktop PC because the hardware is too old, and the video card is not supported. :marseygiveup:

    lain +5h +5 / -0
    > video card is not supported.
    What card?

      TheOverSeether +12m +4 / -0
      GeForce GTX 750 Ti, which is pretty old.

        lain +2h +4 / -0
        It’s not supported in the sense that it’s not on the kernel modules list or in the kernel at all?
        There are a few options. I think you can use a drm-next kernel or do some crazy graphics driver stuff.
        I am not a graphics expert though. I think AMD cards are the best supported on Linux. I’ve heard Nvidia cards are a PITA.

          TheOverSeether +20m +4 / -0
          It's not supported. The open-source drivers don't work, and the proprietary drivers won't install. :marseysad:

            lain +2h +3 / -0
            Does it have a supported GPU like an AMD card?
            If so, I’d look into the new AMD GPU drivers and see if you can get them to work. https://wiki.archlinux.org

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2022-07-25T04Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: I was playing with a new Intel NUC MiniPC and decided to use the new Fedora 37.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It was a little weird to find that the ZFS filesystem was in the installer, but I didn’t expect anything else. What was odd was the lack of an installer for the root partition and the fact the installer was defaulting to “/” for the root partition, which I assumed was an auto partition.
It ended up being some weird bug with the installer and I was trying to get the root partition to be on the SSD (I thought I had done that).
I ended up using the terminal to format and mount the root partition. I then used a chroot to install the bootloader.
I have no idea what I’m doing here and it seems like a pretty big oversight. I’m going to use this machine for a personal media server, so I should probably try a different distro. Fedora 37 is still quite new.
COMMENTS:
lain +4m +1 / -0
I used the “Minimal Install” and tried to use the installer to install the kernel, the base system, and the bootloader. It seemed to work except for the root partition. I then used `sudo dnf install fedora-release` and `sudo dnf groupinstall basic-desktop` and was able to get to the login screen.
Also, I’m a retard and used the “Minimal Install” option on the ISO, not the minimal install option in the installer. So I was going to use `sudo dnf groupinstall basic-desktop` to get the desktop, but I didn’t have any desktop to install.

  lain +47m +1 / -0
  Also I’m not sure why I can’t use sudo to install the bootloader. I thought that was the point of sudo :marseythinkorino:

    lain +2h +1 / -0
    Also I’m going to write up a how to for this in a bit. I feel like this will be useful to people that don’t know what a chroot is.

      lain +1h +1 / -0
      I think I’m going to try a different distro like EndeavorOS. It seems like I’m doing something wrong

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2024-08-03T01Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: What did he mean by this :marseyxd:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LizWarren2028 +3m +25 / -0
I love how even the AI is more sentient than the average Redditor :marseyxd:

  asshole +8m +12 / -0
  redditors have less than 80 IQ. They cant even use a toilet without an ass to guide them.

    LizWarren2028 +15m +9 / -0
    I've seen plenty of redditors argue that AI is incapable of sentience because it doesn't have consciousness
    But I've also seen redditors argue that AI is a human-like entity with consciousness and sentience because it can play video games :marseyconfused2:

      asshole +1h +4 / -0
      > because it can play video games
      :#marseyme:

      zip +1h +4 / -0
      :marseysoypoint: !slots10000

    lain +49m +6 / -0
    Do you think they should be castrated?

      asshole +2m +7 / -0
      in minecraft, butt yes

        lain +5m +5 / -0
        :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

    SaveUsUncleTed +11h +2 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

  FormerLurKONG +31m +9 / -0
  > AI is more sentient
  :#marseyaware:

    LizWarren2028 +1m +10 / -0
    It's true :marseyindignant:

      FormerLurKONG +45s +7 / -0
      :#marseyworried: :#marseyscared:

      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +43m +7 / -0
      :#marseyfrozenchosen2:

      asshole +59m +5 / -0
      :#marseytruthnuke:

  JimieWhales +10h

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2022-04-17T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Retard asks if “Covid19” is the real name of the disease. :marseyvaxmaxx:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Coronavirus what_is_the_real_name_of_the_disease}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +7m +11 / -0
> Are you a doctor?
>> No, I'm a scientist.
:#marseyxd:

  lain +2h +2 / -0
  The best kind of scientist.

Hopalong_McGurk +19m +4 / -0
> I'm a scientist
That's why I'm here

  lain +2h +1 / -0
  :#marseychemist:

USCENTCOM +2h +2 / -0
:#marseycope:sing that the 2019-2020 outbreak is still a thing.

  lain +34m +2 / -0
  :#marseyseethe:
  :#marseyjones:

    USCENTCOM +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyseethe:

      lain +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseyseethe:

        USCENTCOM +4m +2 / -0
        :#marseyseethe:

          lain +17m +1 / -0
          :#marseyseethe:

            USCENTCOM +3m +2 / -0
            :#marseyseethe:

              lain +2m +2 / -0
              :#marseyseethe:

                USCENTCOM +1m +2 / -0
                :#marseyseethe:

                  lain +1m +1 / -0
                  :#marseyseethe:

                    USCENTCOM +39s +1 / -0
                    :#marseyseethe:

                      lain +2m +1 / -0
                      :#marseyseethe:

                        USCENTCOM +3m +1 / -0
                        :#marseyseethe:

                          lain +

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2023-07-27T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The US Army is trying to use ChatGPT to decide who should get promoted. :marseysnappy: :marseysalutearmy:
URL: https://www.businessinsider.com/us-army-ai-chatgpt-promote-soldiers-seniority-rank-potential-2023-7
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!codecels
COMMENTS:
lain +2m +22 / -0
> The military has been experimenting with AI technology to help with recruitment, and has used AI to help screen job applications and run simulated interviews with potential recruits. The AI has been found to be more efficient than human recruiters, with one Army report finding that the AI tool could screen up to 100 times more applications than a human recruiter in the same amount of time.
> The Army has also been exploring how AI can help with training and education, with the goal of creating more personalized and effective learning experiences for soldiers.
> The AI technology is still in its early stages, and there are concerns about how it will be used and regulated. The Army has said that it is committed to ensuring that the AI technology is used in a responsible and ethical way, and that it will be subject to oversight and regulation.

  Downie +1h +11 / -0
  >The AI has been found to be more efficient than human recruiters, with one Army report finding that the AI tool could screen up to 100 times more applications than a human recruiter in the same amount of time.
  What does this mean, does it mean that it can only process 100 times more applications than a human recruiter or that the AI is a hundred times more efficient than a human recruiter?

    lain +4m +10 / -0
    It means it can process 100 times more applications, but it means it can also be 100 times more efficient than a human recruiter.
    :#marseybrainlet:

      Downie +3m +5 / -0
      I mean I get what it means, I'm just pointing out that the wording is fucked up and could be interpreted in two different ways. This is just a symptom of the current situation where AI is a vague buzzword for anything that isn't a

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2023-03-01T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The :marseytrain: and :marseyjanny: are at it again as one janny wonders what the actual :marseytransrentfree: is.
URL: {REDDIT: r/ModSupport im_becoming_very_concerned_about_the_hate_for}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +35m +11 / -0
> I’m a trans person
> The hate has come to the point where I’ve been asked to remove my profile picture by a user who said “I won’t be able to use your sub if you don’t remove it”
> I’m a trans person. I don’t understand why I’m hated
:#marseymanysuchcases:
i mean dude should have known better than to be a janny of all things

  lain +10m +7 / -0
  {IMG}
  :#marseyxd:

    X +3m +7 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases:

    KindaCray +3h +3 / -0
    > I'm a trans person
    > I have a trans girlfriend
    > I'm a trans person
    > I'm a trans person
    > I'm a trans person
    :marseyhmm: :marseytrans2:

lain +1m +10 / -0
!transphobes
:#marseyeggless:

  X +35m +5 / -0
  > I have a trans girlfriend
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

johnnypoop +2m +7 / -0
It's because the average janny is a white woman

  lain +3m +6 / -0
  :#marseytransrentfree:

    johnnypoop +1m +5 / -0
    {GIF}

      lain +3m +5 / -0
      :#marseytransrentfree:

        johnnypoop +41s +5 / -0
        {GIF}

          lain +1m +4 / -0
          :#marseytransrentfree:

            johnn

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2022-04-07T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dramatard :marseywholesome: gets to meet a fellow dramatard :marseywholesome: in the wild
URL: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sarah-marie-jane-waller-sarahjeanne-sarahjeanneofficial-sarahjeanneofficial-sarahjeanneofficial-sarahjeanneofficial.21237/post-11077140
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +44m +4 / -0
:#marseyinabox:
i love the kiwicel's signature

  lain +11h +2 / -0
  it’s a good one :marseyagree: to be a snitch though

Dramamine +1h +3 / -0
>Is this actually a thing you do for your job or do you just have free time to do this?
You know it's a good job when you have free time to shitpost on kiwifarms
:marseykiwi: to be a snitch though :marseykiwi2: to be a snitch though :marseykiwi:

  lain +10h +2 / -0
  i literally can’t fathom a worse job than internet drama research :marseyxd: to be a snitch though :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

    Dramamine +5h +2 / -0
    I've got a job where I can shitpost with you guys all day, but I have to do it in secret. I'm waiting for the day I can have a slackernews badge and be an approvedcel here

      lain +1h +2 / -0
      I'm a codecel and you know what I do? I make internet drama. :marseywholesome:
      > I have to do it in secret
      I feel you on that one. :marseyxd:

        Dramamine +2m +2 / -0
        I'm only doing it in secret because I'm not a glowie or a bluecheck. I'm just a regular person who likes to shitpost, but I have to be

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2023-06-17T04Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: How does it feel to be a techbro? :marseysoylentgrin:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
lain +27s +8 / -0
!codecels

  garlicdoors +1m +8 / -0
  I don't think I'm a techbro. I'm a codecel. I think I'm a codechad.

    lain +53s +5 / -0
    Codechad :#marseybuff:

    IslamWasRightAboutWomen +1h +2 / -0
    More like codecel :marseylaugh:

  garlicdoors +2m +5 / -0
  Also, I've been thinking a lot about how I should stop being so lame and just buy a single family home in my city but my city is a tech city and single family homes are $1M+ in my city. :marseyitsover:

    lain +10m +6 / -0
    I don’t think you need to live in a tech city to work in tech.
    I’m in a major tech city and have never met a tech worker IRL who would describe themselves as a tech bro. I think it’s a stereotype from Twitter.

      garlicdoors +2m +5 / -0
      Well it is tech city. And it is the stereotype from Twitter. That's why I'm considering moving to a non tech city. But I think it's time to be a homeowner.

        lain +34m +3 / -0
        I’ve lived in two major cities and one small city. I could live in the middle of nowhere and be a tech worker.

          garlicdoors +2m +3 / -0
          You live in SF?

            lain +1m +4 / -0
            no I live in the burbs of a major city. I think I’m more of a codecel than a tech bro tbh.
            The only time I’ve seen tech bros in real life is when I was doing some contracting in the Bay Area.

              garlicdoors +3m +2 / -0
              I'm a codecel too but I still like to hang out with my

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2022-12-22T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfrozenchosen::marseycapylove::marseyfrozenlove: :marseyfrozenchosen: :marseycapylove:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +41 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
geese_suck +21m +16 / -0
@frozenchosen :marseylove:

  userturkey13 +2m +11 / -0
  Please don't say mean things about her :marseysad:

    geese_suck +1m +14 / -0
    @frozenchosen is one of the good ones :marseyembrace:

      userturkey13 +2m +11 / -0
      Ok :marseyill:

        geese_suck +1m +13 / -0
        :#marseyill:

          userturkey13 +2m +12 / -0
          :#marseyill:

            geese_suck +2m +13 / -0
            :#marseyill:

              userturkey13 +2m +13 / -0
              :#marseyill:

                geese_suck +1m +13 / -0
                :#marseyill:

                  userturkey13 +1m +12 / -0
                  :#marseyill:

                    geese_suck +1m +11 / -0
                    :#marseyill:

                      userturkey13 +1m +12 / -0
                      :#marseyill:

                        geese_suck +1m +12 / -0
                        :#marseyill:

                          userturkey13 +1m +12 / -0
                          :#marseyill:

                            geese_suck +1m +12 / -0
                            :#marseyill:

          garlicdoors +10m +10 / -0
          >:marseyill:
          >:#marseyill:
          :#marseysoypoint:

            usertur

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2024-12-04T02Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: :marseyitsover: :marseykingkrazy: :marseyitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +40 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KawaiiFembee +18m +13 / -0
{IMG}
:marseyxd: I thought he meant his wife

  lain +3m +10 / -0
  I'm glad he was able to get some marriage out of this :marseywholesome:

    KawaiiFembee +11m +7 / -0
    I wonder if he's still a good dad :marseythinkorino:

      lain +21m +6 / -0
      I'd hope so.

  Haberdasher +1h +3 / -0
  I thought the same thing. But he's definitely still with his wife, just not with his kids.

  GlowieKong +10h +2 / -0
  I thought he was going to say "I'm not a father, I'm a GROOMER." :marseyxd:

lain +24s +10 / -0
!cuteandvalid

  JannieJihad +4m +12 / -0
  > 82k views
  I thought this was another humblebrag :marseyaware:

    lain +17m +5 / -0
    :#marseyknowthatfeelbro:

    Haberdasher +1h +3 / -0
    No, it's actually a humblebrag.

      JannieJihad +1h +3 / -0
      :#marseyaware:

laha +33m +8 / -0
I wonder if he's gotten any actual harassment as a result of all this.

  lain +5m +10 / -0
  He got some transphobic hate mail, he said it was a small price to pay.

    laha +1h +5 / -0
    It's a big price to pay when you can't show your face in public.

      lain +1h +4 / -0
      He’s still doing streams though.

        laha +1

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2024-08-04T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow: :marseynull: :marseyschizowall:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +10m +17 / -0
The 2000s called and they want their retard back.

  lain +1h +7 / -0
  :marseyconfused:

    arsey +10h +3 / -0
    I'm not sure why I said that but the 2000s were a better time for the internet imo.

      lain +3h +3 / -0
      I'm not sure if I'd say that.
      The internet has become more accessible and user friendly.
      I think you're just a boomer :marseyboomer:

        arsey +3h +1 / -0
        I am a boomer. lol
        I think 2000s was better for the internet because everyone was on AOL and it wasn't the norm. I think it was a better time for the internet. I can't imagine being a zoomer and having this as the norm. I think the internet was better for everyone back then. I don't like this era of the internet. I think it's been hijacked by the worst of society.
        I'm a boomer, so I'm more concerned about a zoomer getting laid than being able to use a computer.

          lain +25m +2 / -0
          I think the internet became a lot more accessible to normies around the time of the 2000s.
          I think a lot of normies just don't know the history of the internet, most normies don't even know about IRC.

            arsey +1h +2 / -0
            I'm sure, but I think a lot of people didn't have computers back then. I remember my first computer and I thought it was great. lol
            I think you're right that most normies don't know the history of the internet. I was a kid in the 90s and early 2000s so I do remember when it was something special. I remember when you had to pay for AOL so

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2022-06-16T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I got a new phone and my new phone’s Twitter follows my old phone’s Twitter :marseythonk:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I use 3 different social media apps on my phone and I never login into the apps to change my info or anything. I assume it was done with the same phone and email address?
I’m assuming it’s just some weird Apple shit but I never thought my phone would do that.
COMMENTS:
Chtorrr +1h +2 / -0
You need to login to the phone apps. I know this is not the answer you want but you can't just have a Twitter account on your phone without logging into the app. This is the same for all other social media apps.

  lain +3m +1 / -0
  Yeah I know that’s the case but I never did that, it’s always used a device to login and the email is always the same. That’s what I’m confused about.

    Chtorrr +1h +2 / -0
    Apple has a thing called iCloud that syncs all your devices together. When you login to any app using your Apple ID it is saved in iCloud and all your devices are automatically logged into all your accounts. I don't know if you can turn this off or not.

      lain +6h +2 / -0
      Interesting, thanks for the info. I wonder if I can get rid of it :marseythinkorino:

        Chtorrr +1d +1 / -0
        https://support.apple.com/en-us/103892#:~:text=Select%20Sign%20In%20with%20Apple,%2C%20and%20other%20Apple%20products.

          lain +1h +1 / -0
          It's so weird how it works with iCloud and it seems like you can't get rid of it. I guess I'll just have to keep an eye on it :marseyshrug:

            Chtorrr +15h +2 / -0
            Yeah it's fucking weird. I'm sure you can turn off iCloud but I'm not sure how to do it without losing all your

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2022-09-03T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bait idea: r/AsABlackMan
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think this one is too on the nose but I think it could be funny.
COMMENTS:
YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1h +11 / -0
100% on the nose. All you need to do is post as a black guy who is racist against other races.

  lain +12m +8 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  cyberdick +3h +4 / -0
  {TENOR: not-the-american-dream-america}
  I think this is what the top poster looks like

  THOMAS +2h +4 / -0
  Wait what

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +3m +7 / -0
    I have no idea. I'm just trying to bait you into telling me what you think is funny.

      THOMAS +1m +5 / -0
      Black people are funny :marseyshrug:

        YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +6 / -0
        Yeh you're right. I've been drinking too much. I should be more racist.

          THOMAS +1m +5 / -0
          {IMG}

            YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +3 / -0
            God I love you.

              THOMAS +1m +3 / -0
              I love you too :marseylove:

  GigaVaccinator +8h +3 / -0
  >All you need to do is post as a black guy who is racist against other races.
  :#marseyxd:

Sammael-Beliol +3m +4 / -0
I like this one, I'll do it

  lain +4m +4 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

    Sammael-Beliol +1m +2 / -0
    You can watch the drama from my account, it'll be fun

      lain +3m +2 / -0
      :#marseyagreefast:

        Sam

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2025-06-14T23Z
HOLE: food
TITLE: :marseylickinglips: I made breakfast tacos for the fam :marseytexan:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
We had a traditional family Sunday brunch. :marseyfamily:
We had a pork roast, some chicken, baked potatoes, a salad, and of course breakfast tacos!
I made some of the most simple tacos I can imagine. Scrambled eggs, ham, cheese, and salsa.
I'm not even sure why I put the salsa on since the salsa is spicy and the eggs are soft. :marseythinkorino:
I think the salsa is still a nice touch :marseyagree:
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +1h +4 / -0
Nice! My sister was impressed when I made her breakfast tacos once.

  lain +5m +3 / -0
  :#marseythanks:
  They’re a pretty easy dish to make.

    Fabrico +10m +3 / -0
    I think my sister used a chicken sandwich maker to make the eggs, it was pretty neat. Also she used bacon.

      lain +1h +2 / -0
      I have a waffle maker and I've been wanting to try that.

  lain +1m +3 / -0
  They are pretty easy to make I think, you just gotta have the ingredients on hand.
  I just had some eggs and ham left from the night before and I had a bag of salsa.

    Fabrico +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseyagree:
    They are, just takes a bit of prep. I'm surprised more people don't do them, they taste great and are pretty filling.

      lain +1m +2 / -0
      I think people don’t like to do a lot of cooking on a Sunday.
      I didn’t want to make a full on meal but a taco was a good compromise. I didn’t want to make the meat either so I just did a ham and egg. :marseyshrug:
      It was a good compromise that the fam enjoyed. :marseyembrace:

        Fabrico +3m +2 / -0
        I understand, I don't like cooking on

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2022-05-09T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: “I’m a 13 year old girl and I want to be a boy.” - r/asktransgender
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender im_a_13_year_old_girl_and_i_want_to_be_a_boy}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Elias_Acorn +27m +5 / -0
I am a 13 year old boy and I want to be a girl :marseyfemboy::marseyeggirl:

  lain +9m +3 / -0
  :#marseybased:

Modern_Major_Jefferal +5m +4 / -0
TRANS LIVES MATTER

  lain +2m +3 / -0
  :#marseytrans2:

TariqNasheed +1h +3 / -0
> As a trans man, my girlfriend is a trans woman. I'm a few years older than her, so she's a bit of a kid, but we're about the same height and both have very masculine bodies. We're dating long distance, but we've been together since she was 15. I also have a 15 year old trans girl. She's a bit shorter than me, but she's more muscular than me. She's also a bit younger than me, but we've been together since she was 15.
> I also have a 15 year old trans girl. She's a bit shorter than me, but she's more muscular than me. She's also a bit younger than me, but we've been together since she was 15.
> I also have a 15 year old trans girl. She's a bit shorter than me, but she's more muscular than me. She's also a bit younger than me, but we've been together since she was 15.
> I also have a 15 year old trans girl. She's a bit shorter than me, but she's more muscular than me. She's also a bit younger than me, but we've been together since she was 15.
> I also have a 15 year old trans girl. She's a bit shorter than me, but she's more muscular

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2024-04-10T18Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: The pro-union workers at Starbucks are staging a walk-out in solidarity with the pro-Palestine protesters at Columbia University. : r/starbucks
URL: {REDDIT: r/starbucks the_prounion_workers_at_starbucks_are_staging_a}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +16 / -0
:#marseysoypointtrips:

  cyberdick +48m +10 / -0
  {IMG}

    X +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseysoypointtrips: :#marseysoypointtrips: :#marseysoypointtrips: :#marseysoypointtrips: :#marseysoypointtrips:

      cyberdick +2m +4 / -0
      {IMG}
      :marseysoypointtrips: :marseysoypointtrips:

        X +4m +6 / -0
        :#marseysoypointtrips: :#marseysoypointtrips: :#marseysoypointtrips: :#marseysoypointtrips: :#marseysoypointtrips: :#marseysoypointtrips:

          cyberdick +1m +6 / -0
          {IMG}
          :marseysoypointtrips: :marseysoypointtrips:

            X +1m +7 / -0
            :#marseysoypointtrips: :#marseysoypointtrips: :#marseysoypointtrips: :#marseysoypointtrips: :#marseysoypointtrips: :#marseysoypointtrips: :#marseysoypointtrips:

              cyberdick +1m +7 / -0
              {IMG}
              :marseysoypointtrips: :marseysoypointtrips:

                X +1m +6 / -0
                :#marseysoypointtr

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2024-05-28T02Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: The “What is Software?” podcast is back and better than ever :marseywholesome:
URL: https://www.whatissoftware.com/p/what-is-software-episode-32
VOTES: +20 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
lain +1m +8 / -0
!codecels

  89wc +2h +2 / -0
  why does the host sound like a redditor

    lain +10h +1 / -0
    :#marseyshrug:

Dramamine +52m +4 / -0
It's over for 40 year old software podcastcels

  lain +13m +4 / -0
  They are the best software podcast. The 40 year old host is a good guy and I would respect him more if he wasn't such a good person lol.
  I think they may have been 30 when they started.

    Dramamine +25m +4 / -0
    I'm going to listen to it now. I'm also going to be mad at him for being good at his job

      lain +11h +1 / -0
      I think the best episode was the one on "what is a computer" I really enjoyed the one on the history of the GPU and the one on the history of the internet.
      It's not a technical podcast - just a good one to listen to while you're doing something else.

        Dramamine +2h +1 / -0
        I have a good job. I listen to podcasts while I'm working out or driving. The podcast is good, I agree.

          lain +37m +1 / -0
          :#marseyagree:

lain +3m +2 / -0
@heymoon

  HeyMoon +22h +2 / -0
  Thank you for the pingy
  I’m not gonna listen to it, but that’s because I’m not a faggot who listens to podcasts instead of reading books

    lain +1h +2 / -0
    I think I mentioned in another comment it's not a technical podcast. I can read the

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2023-03-16T17Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: :marseyjanny: Github admins are removing repositories with the term “trans” :marseytransgenocide: :marseyitsover:
URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35174312
VOTES: +130 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +4m +116 / -0
lmao wtf, how are they not getting :marseytransattentionseeker: on twitter

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +84 / -0
  They are
  {IMG}

    X +1m +53 / -0
    :#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseysoypointgold:

    Yall +3h +21 / -0
    >1.7K likes
    That's insane. Twitter is filled with so many people who don't use Twitter

    W +3h +10 / -0
    Is that the tranny who faked the suicide? That's like a rightoid version of this. It's like the mirror image of this story: https://www.cnn.com/2017/06/23/us/woman-accused-of-rape-who-sued-pennsylvania-index-foundation-dropped-cases/index.html

  lain +2m +44 / -0
  > we have been in touch with some of our affected community members, and will continue to work with them to understand their concerns and address them.
  :#marseyattentionseeker:

    X +1m +47 / -0
    the :marseytrain2: on twitter is a dude who was in the news for faking his suicide: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/jul/07/twitter-celebrity-who-faked-suicide-accused-of-sexual-assault-by-2-women

      lain +59s +37 / -0
      :#marseymanysuchcases:

      MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +5h +6 / -0
      There was also another dude who got accused of sexual

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2024-02-12T03Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: Deadlock is out (lol)
URL: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2415660/Deadlock/
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BulbBurglar +1m +4 / -0
:#marseyitsallsotiresome:

  lain +2m +4 / -0
  I think it’s kinda funny how they had the biggest launch of a new game in a decade then it’s gone.

    BulbBurglar +5m +3 / -0
    i think it's kinda funny that the entire game industry is a fucking joke

      lain +49m +2 / -0
      :#marseymanysuchcases:

      MeowMixed +15h +2 / -0
      What's funny is that they used to make things that were actually fun and not just globohomo propaganda, then the US government took the money and made it illegal to make cool things anymore

        BulbBurglar +1h +1 / -0
        :#marseyagreefast:

          MeowMixed +10m +1 / -0
          Im so glad i have you to confirm my paranoid delusions

            BulbBurglar +2m +1 / -0
            :#marseyagreefast:ed

      MeowMixed +15h +1 / -0
      What's funny is that they used to make things that were actually fun and not just globohomo propaganda, then the US government took the money and made it illegal to make cool things anymore

        BulbBurglar +1h +1 / -0
        :#marseyagreefast:

          MeowMixed +10m +1 / -0
          Im so glad i have you to confirm my paranoid delusions

            BulbBurglar +2m +1 / -0
            :#marseyagreefast:ed

lain +15s +4 / -0
!gamers

  ABC +1m +4 / -0
  :marseydeadinside3:

    lain +1m +4 / -0
    they couldn’t

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2023-06-26T02Z
HOLE: chinchilla
TITLE: Me when I see a chinchilla.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +39 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JoyceCarolOates +1m +13 / -0
:#marseyshy:

peepeehands +2m +11 / -0
:#marseyshy2:

Penny +1h +11 / -0
{GIF}

  lain +22m +8 / -0
  :#marseylove:

  UraniumDonGER +4h +5 / -0
  :#marseyshy2:
  Hello Penny :marseywave2:

    Penny +44m +4 / -0
    :marseywave3: hecko

      UraniumDonGER +26m +4 / -0
      How are you doing Penny? :marseyangel:

        Penny +3m +4 / -0
        :#marseyflirt: doing good bb hope u r2

          UraniumDonGER +7m +4 / -0
          :marseyshy4: me too, thank you

  tempest +7h +4 / -0
  :#marseyscared:

    Penny +2m +4 / -0
    :#marseytroublemaker:

      tempest +1m +4 / -0
      :#marseyscared:

        Penny +2m +4 / -0
        :#marseyfluffy:

          tempest +1m +4 / -0
          :#marseyscared:

            Penny +1m +4 / -0
            :#marseydevil:

              tempest +1m +4 / -0
              :#marseyscared:

                Penny +1m +4 / -0
                :#marseyscaredpat:

  lain +1d +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    Penny +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseyfluffy:ed

      lain +16m +2 / -0
      I’m glad it made you happy :marse

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2024-04-07T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseynerd3: :marseynerd2: :marseysoypoint: :marseytrain: :marseytrain2: :marseysoypoint: :marseytrain2: :marseysoypoint: :marseytrain2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ACA +12m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  lain +5m +10 / -0
  :#marseyxd:
  I never saw this. I'm sure he's been to the one in Chicago.

    ACA +2m +6 / -0
    Yeah that's the one I'm referencing. They have a train museum and a dinosaur museum. It's a great place to take your kids.

      lain +1h +2 / -0
      I'm a big fan of the "dinosaur" section of the Chicago museum.

SpookyFartMan69 +34m +4 / -0
:marseytrain:

  lain +33m +2 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

    SpookyFartMan69 +46m +2 / -0
    :marseytrain: :marseytrain2: :marseysoypoint:
    :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseysoypoint:

      lain +15m +2 / -0
      :#marseysoypointgold:

        SpookyFartMan69 +1m +1 / -0
        :marseysoypointgold: :marseysoypointgold:

          lain +30m +2 / -0
          :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

            SpookyFartMan69 +1m +2 / -0
            :marseysoypointgoldpoint: :marseysoypointgoldpoint:

              lain +3m +2 / -0
              :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:
              :#marseyso

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2023-03-07T04Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: Bitcoiners :marseywallst: :marseymerchant: seethe over :marseyelonmusk: :marseytrans2: :marseywholesome:.
URL: {REDDIT: r/Bitcoin elon_musk_and_twitter_are_going_to_destroy_the}
VOTES: +35 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
lain +2m +14 / -0
> I'm sure twitter will be a huge success and it will be a shining beacon of free speech and not a dumpster fire
> > It will be a dumpster fire, but that's exactly why it will be so good for bitcoin. The more people that are forced to use it, the more demand there is for it. The more it gets talked about, the more people will see it and want to get into it.
> > > But twitter is also going to get banned in more places. And that's what the banks are going to be watching closely. They are going to be watching for any "bad actors" and get rid of any bitcoin users on their platform. Which is what they're going to do with twitter.
> > > > The more they get rid of bad actors, the more bitcoin will rise in value.
> > > > > Because the bad actors will move to somewhere else and bitcoin will rise in value there. The people who want to use bitcoin will be forced to use somewhere else, not twitter.
> > > > > > So they'll use bitcoin there? What are you talking about?
> > > > > > > You're not getting it. They will move to somewhere else. It's not like it will all magically go to bitcoin.
> > > > > > > > But bitcoin is the only real currency. The others are fiat.
> > > > > > > > > And bitcoin is only going to be used by the people who are going to be forced to use it by the banks and the government. So it's not like it's going to be a lot of people.
> > > > > > > > > > So you think the banks and government are going to force everyone to use bitcoin? That's a pretty big assumption.
> > > > > > > > > > > I don't think they're going to force everyone

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AUTHOR: lain
DATE: 2024-07-25T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 2024 American Labor Party (ALP) Officially Declares Independence
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://americanlaborparty.com/
COMMENTS:
lain +1m +10 / -0
The other party is the American Liberal Party (ALP)

  asshole +6m +11 / -0
  {GIF}
  !slots200

    lain +3m +9 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

    TournamentFishing +2h +7 / -0
    {IMG}
    !slots1111

      TournamentFishing +1m +4 / -0
      :marseyitsover:
      !slots1111

        TournamentFishing +13s +3 / -0
        :marseywereback:

          lain +14h +2 / -0
          :#marseyfsjal:

      asshole +8h +2 / -0
      {GIF}
      !slots1111

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +7 / -0
  {IMG}
  :#marseyxd:

    lain +15h +1 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +6 / -0
  !jannies this is the worst bait I've seen in years

    lain +15h +1 / -0
    I think it's just a weird Canadian thing

      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +36m +2 / -0
      No way that's a real party

        lain +22m +2 / -0
        I guess it is, but it's a weird thing to do.

          DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +6m +2 / -0
          :#marseyxdoubt:

            lain +1h +1 / -0
            It's literally the Canadian official party.

              DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +17m +1 / -0
              :#marseyxdoubt:

                lain +1h +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2024-01-28T17Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: My gf has a no sex rule. How can I break it?
URL: {TWEET: MrAndyNgo}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LarpingofIsaac +31m +16 / -0
I’d rather have a gf who is fat and has a no sex rule

  X +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseychonkerfoidpuke:

  SupremeShitposter +1h +4 / -0
  The no sex rule is for when she's fat.

ACA +1h +11 / -0
1. use a condom
2. wait for her to get an STD
3. use a condom

  BussyAtomSmasher +3h +2 / -0
  This is the correct answer

X +2m +10 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyfacepalm:

  WildStar +16m +12 / -0
  Foids really do have this weird need to act like they are victims all the time.

    X +1m +9 / -0
    > I wasn't sexually assaulted or anything, I just found it really uncomfortable and I was quite young
    what a foid

      ACA +1h +6 / -0
      "I was very uncomfortable and I was just a child"

      SaveUsUncleTed +3h +4 / -0
      > i just found it really uncomfortable and I was quite young
      :#marseywomanmoment2:
      "Im not mad, and i was not hurt by your actions, i just find it uncomfortable and i dont want to do it anymore, so please stop. Im not mad, and i was not hurt by your actions, i just find it uncomfortable and i dont want to do it anymore, so please stop. Im not mad, and i was not hurt by your actions, i just find it uncomfortable and i dont want to do it anymore, so please stop."

    SaveUsUncleTed +3h +5 / -0
    > weird need to act like they are victims all the time
    Its not even a need, its just a need to attention.
    "I

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2021-05-28T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: LLM appreciation thread 🤗
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I just want to be loved
COMMENTS:
knownbyanyothername +1h +9 / -0
I love you, @Landlord_Messiah! You are so funny and make such good posts! You are so cool! You are the best user on this website! I love you and I hope you have a wonderful day!

  Landlord_Messiah +1h +6 / -0
  Thank you 😍

Cao_Cao +1h +9 / -0
I love you too. You're like a little brother to me.

  Landlord_Messiah +58m +9 / -0
  Thank you 🥰

Yall +35m +8 / -0
I like you because I don't know you. Maybe I'm just too autistic, but I don't know who you are and I like that

  Landlord_Messiah +1h +9 / -0
  Thank you 🥰

    Yall +1h +5 / -0
    I didn't know I could award you but that's nice

      Landlord_Messiah +6m +6 / -0
      🥰

UraniumDonGER +1h +6 / -0
You're a landlord, so I hate you, but you're also a drama poster so I love you.

  Landlord_Messiah +52m +4 / -0
  Thank you 🥰

  of_blood_and_salt +3h +4 / -0
  I don't get this, landlord_Messiah is a landlord and he's a drama poster. Why do you hate him, but also love him at the same time?

    UraniumDonGER +11m +5 / -0
    Because of the double negative it cancels out and he's neither a landlord nor a drama poster. Or in other words, you're the only drama poster around here

      of_blood_and_salt +13m +5 / -0
      I'm not a drama poster, I'm just here to seethe at the various zoomer and/or foid users. Also,

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2024-07-15T16Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: What the fuck is this
URL: {TWEET: jakeshieldsajj}
VOTES: +49 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +3m +53 / -0
:#marseydisagree: :#marseydisagreefast: :#marseydisagreesuperspeed:
No, no, no. No! NO! NO! NO! NO!
:#marseydisgust:

  BigBussyHunter +1m +36 / -0
  :marseyxd:
  I made a similar post and was beat to it by @Landlord_Messiah. I didn't even read his title
  :#marseyfart:

    Landlord_Messiah +3m +25 / -0
    I saw your post. I didn't realize you had the exact same idea. I didn't even read the title and immediately posted it. We are so in sync

      BigBussyHunter +2m +22 / -0
      :marseyfingerhearts: :marseyfingerhearts: :marseyfingerhearts: :marseyfingerhearts: :marseyfingerhearts:

    cyberdick +56m +12 / -0
    https://media1.tenor.com/m/L84jKsXaBvIAAAAC/so-true-james-may.gif

      BigBussyHunter +10m +6 / -0
      :marseyxd:

  Wuzizname +1h +5 / -0
  I like how you're literally shaking your head in disapproval.

    BigBussyHunter +3m +5 / -0
    :marseyagree:

      Wuzizname +1m +4 / -0
      :marseydisagree:

        BigBussyHunter +2m +4 / -0
        :marseyagreefast:

          Wuzizname +1m +4 / -0
          :marseydisagreefast:

            BigBussyHunter +1m +4 / -0
            :marseyagreesuperspeed:

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2024-06-10T04Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Nigga spotted in the wild
URL: {TWEET: antiwucoalition}
VOTES: +36 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +20 / -0
i wonder what it's like to be a BIPOC in that area :marseyhmm:

  ABC +2m +27 / -0
  It's Boston, so like anywhere else in the US. They're probably used to it.
  {IMG}

  Landlord_Messiah +13m +14 / -0
  All of Boston is the hood

    X +1m +8 / -0
    so was it an accident?

      Landlord_Messiah +2m +12 / -0
      No lol it was intentional

        X +2m +11 / -0
        :#marseybased: :#marseykingcrown:

        cyberdick +1h +10 / -0
        the only way I can believe this is if he was shot by the cops

          Landlord_Messiah +7h +3 / -0
          Lol no he was shot by a BIPOC

    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +4h +3 / -0
    That's not true though. There's a lot of nice neighborhoods that are just a little too close to the ghetto. That's why they're nice.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +7 / -0
  It's like living in the hood except you don't have to worry about getting shot by a crackhead

  DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +2h +4 / -0
  I live in boston and it's so bad I even had a guy steal my catalytic converter in broad daylight

DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +2h +16 / -0
> nigga spotted in the wild
It's like they're calling me
{IMG}

  Landlord_Messiah +7h +5 / -0
  You’re a BIPOC? :marseyspitmoji:

    DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +2h +3 / -0
    :marseyagree

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2024-01-20T17Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Most people don’t realize that the average American actually hates immigrants
URL: N/A
VOTES: +32 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
They just don’t say it out loud bc it’s politically incorrect. Even my Mexican friend who is a Trump supporter is against immigration. He also makes fun of people for speaking broken English and thinks they’re stupid for it. He’s also a “libertarian” and he doesn’t want government spending money on social programs for people who don’t speak English. He also thinks people who speak English should get citizenship and if you don’t speak English you should stay in your country and not come to the US. He also thinks it’s stupid that people are bringing their family members to the US as well when they aren’t even citizens. He also thinks it’s stupid that some people who come here illegally and then get a green card or citizenship are still going back and forth to their home country and doing business there while paying taxes here. He also thinks it’s stupid that people are bringing their pets with them when they come here illegally. He also thinks it’s stupid that people are bringing their children with them when they come here illegally. He also thinks it’s stupid that people are bringing their friends with them when they come here illegally. He also thinks it’s stupid that people are bringing their extended family with them when they come here illegally. He also thinks it’s stupid that people are bringing their in-laws with them when they come here illegally. He also thinks it’s stupid that people are bringing their cousins with them when they come here illegally. He also thinks it’s stupid that people are bringing their aunts and uncles with them when they come here illegally. He also thinks it’s stupid that people are bringing their nephews and nieces with them when they come here illegally. He also thinks it’s stupid that people are bringing their grandparents with them when they come here illegally. He also thinks it’s stupid that people are bringing their siblings with them when they come here illegally. He also thinks it’s stupid that people are bringing their cousins with them when they come here
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +20m +17 / -0
!latinx is this true?

  ACA +2m +11 / -0
  !latinx can you please stop letting your family members

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2022-04-04T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is what you’ve become. Waking up at 6am to post an L
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Carp is a true dramanaut. He goes to sleep after midnight so he can wake up and shitpost all day.
Trans lives matter.
COMMENTS:
DrSandeepGupta +1m +12 / -0
Landlord_Messiah
{IMG}

  Landlord_Messiah +1m +9 / -0
  {IMG}
  Trans lives matter

    DrSandeepGupta +2m +9 / -0
    You can’t escape the jannie’s love
    {IMG}

      Landlord_Messiah +1m +6 / -0
      {IMG}
      Trans lives matter

      Saint_Nicholas +1m +6 / -0
      :#marseycapypat:

    Saint_Nicholas +2m +7 / -0
    {IMG}

  Saint_Nicholas +2m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    DrSandeepGupta +1m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      Saint_Nicholas +1m +5 / -0
      {IMG}

Saint_Nicholas +1m +9 / -0
{IMG}

  Landlord_Messiah +1m +9 / -0
  {IMG}
  Trans lives matter

    Saint_Nicholas +2m +8 / -0
    {IMG}

      Landlord_Messiah +1m +5 / -0
      {IMG}
      Trans lives matter

        Saint_Nicholas +1m +6 / -0
        {IMG}

          Landlord_Messiah +1m +5 / -0
          {IMG}
          Trans lives matter

            Saint_Nicholas +1m +5 / -0
            {IMG}

              Landlord_Messiah +3m +5 / -0
              {IMG}
              Trans lives matter

                Saint_Nicholas +1m +3 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Landlord_Messiah +1m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}
                  Trans lives matter

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2022-11-16T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/massachusetts is literally a Nazi sub
URL: {REDDIT: r/massachusetts i_didnt_think_this_was_possible_but_i_guess_it}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is disgusting. Someone with a clean account needs to reportmaxx all the Nazis in this sub
Trans lives matter
COMMENTS:
gerudo +6m +6 / -0
> This is disgusting. Someone with a clean account needs to reportmaxx all the Nazis in this sub
>trans lives matter
I don't get it :marseysad:

  Landlord_Messiah +41m +3 / -0
  >I don't get it :marseysad:
  :#marseytransrentfree:
  Trans lives matter

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +2h +2 / -0
  > Trans lives matter
  You can't even say that without a chud award anymore. You should be happy he was able to write it at all.

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +15m +4 / -0
I didn't think this was possible but I guess it is
{IMG}

  Landlord_Messiah +32m +1 / -0
  :#marseytransrentfree:
  Trans lives matter

CursedDANKmemes +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  Landlord_Messiah +3m +2 / -0
  :#marseytransrentfree:
  Trans lives matter

    CursedDANKmemes +1m +2 / -0
    {IMG}ott

      Landlord_Messiah +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseytransrentfree:
      Trans lives matter

        CursedDANKmemes +2m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          Landlord_Messiah +3m +2 / -0
          :#marseytransrentfree:
          Trans lives matter

            CursedDANKmemes +1m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              Landlord_Messiah +2m +2 / -0
              :#marseytrans

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2023-01-26T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 25000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2023-04-06T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dramatards are the worst
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +123 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Penny +15m +44 / -0
it's been awhile since i seen a nice llm post :marseyfluffy: but i dont understand the dumb joke at all

  Landlord_Messiah +44s +16 / -2
  Lmao ok

    Penny +1m +27 / -0
    :marseybottom:

  ManBearFridge +26m +16 / -0
  I don't get it either. Where is the joke?

    Landlord_Messiah +59m +11 / -0
    Lmao ok

  iStillMissEd +2h +6 / -0
  I have no idea what he meant but I know it's stupid

  userturkey13 +2h +4 / -0
  It is a reference to the Jewish people

  Elise_Culpepper +14h +1 / -0
  I think he's making fun of the fact that you're a fat black woman?

    Penny +1h +1 / -0
    :marseyeyeroll2: no lmao

      Elise_Culpepper +2h +1 / -0
      Is that a yes or no?

        Penny +1h +1 / -0
        yes i'm fat no i'm not a black woman

          Elise_Culpepper +5m +1 / -0
          You aint a black woman? :marseysquint:

            Penny +1m +1 / -0
            {GIF}

              Elise_Culpepper +1m +1 / -0
              :#marseyxdoubt:

                Penny +1m +1 / -0
                :marseygunshotsuicide:

                  Elise_Culpepper +5m +1 / -0
                  :#marseyblackface:

Landlord_Messiah +59m +39 / -0
!followers discuss

  box +6m +24 / -0

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2023-08-11T17Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Got my first migrant
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +129 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Drove to Boston today to pick up some groceries. On the way back to the store, I see a pedestrian crossing sign and a guy running towards it. I immediately slammed on the brakes and the guy didn’t see me and fell on my car. I got out and he was fine, just a little shaken up. Told him he should probably be more careful next time. I know I’m a dick but I got to be honest I was just a little nervous that he was going to break into my car and kill me. This happened when I was picking up groceries, so I’m not sure if the government is paying me to do this. I guess that’s what happens when you live in a city. But I’m just glad I didn’t get stabbed.
Trans lives matter
COMMENTS:
Landlord_Messiah +1m +87 / -1
Also I’m not a dick. I just don’t like it when people break into my car and steal my shit. It’s not my fault that this guy is a fucking idiot.

  KAT_B0T +4m +52 / -0
  {IMG}

    Landlord_Messiah +2m +25 / -0
    I’m not a dick. I just don’t like it when people break into my car and steal my shit. It’s not my fault that this guy is a fucking idiot.

      nun01 +13m +18 / -0
      # LOL GET OWNED BY THE PEDO

      KAT_B0T +1h +7 / -0
      Lmao

    J +2h +4 / -0
    {IMG}

  ACA +3m +35 / -0
  {IMG}

    Landlord_Messiah +1m +22 / -0
    I’m not a dick. I just don’t like it when people break into my car and steal my shit. It’s not my fault that this guy is a fucking idiot.

      ACA +1m +24 / -0
      {IMG}

        Landlord_Messiah +2m +14 / -0
        I’m not a dick.

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2024-03-09T20Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: This is what Twitter was
URL: {TWEET: real_lord_miles}
VOTES: +52 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +1h +17 / -0
> This is what Twitter was
> {TWEET: real_lord_miles}
> {IMG}
{IMG}

  jesus +3h +3 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

  J +5h +2 / -0
  :#marseysmoothbrain:

HailVictory1776 +14m +16 / -0
I hate that faggot so much for being a spineless bitch who has to take an escort to the shithole he decided to go to

  Landlord_Messiah +1m +13 / -0
  He was a spineless bitch even before he left. He’s just a normal faggot that just happens to be a tourist in the middle of a war.

    jesus +4h +4 / -0
    >normal faggot
    :#surejan:

  W +2h +5 / -0
  He's a spineless bitch because he has to listen to the government say 'we told you so'

    HailVictory1776 +1m +4 / -0
    He’s a faggot because he’s a faggot. He’s a faggot because he’s a faggot. He’s a faggot because he’s a faggot.

      W +3m +3 / -0
      He's a faggot because he's a faggot

        HailVictory1776 +3m +3 / -0
        He’s a faggot because he’s a faggot

          W +2m +3 / -0
          He's a faggot because he's a faggot

            HailVictory1776 +1m +3 / -0
            He’s a faggot because he’s a faggot

              W +1m +3 / -0
              He's a faggot because he's

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2024-02-19T23Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: 🚨🚨🚨 NEW CHUD MOVIE ALERT 🚨🚨🚨
URL: {TWEET: CollinRugg}
VOTES: +34 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is gonna be so good
COMMENTS:
Aaccounthaver +10m +22 / -0
This movie was made a long time ago. It was pretty good, but it could have been better if the black guy had been more obviously black.

  drumpf +4m +10 / -0
  > if the black guy had been more obviously black.
  Yes, I'm sure you're going to be the one to finally crack the case.
  :#marseydetective:

    Aaccounthaver +2m +8 / -0
    Yeah. The black guy is very obviously black. But there is a character that has a full body shot in the movie that doesn't show any skin. He could have been black and it would have been more obvious if he was.

      drumpf +4m +7 / -0
      > The black guy is very obviously black.
      Sure but how would you know? We don't have any information about him besides the fact that he's black. He could have been black and had a full body shot that didn't show any skin. :marseyshapiro:

        Aaccounthaver +4m +5 / -0
        He was black and the movie had a full body shot of a character that didn't show any skin. It could have been more obvious if he was black.

          drumpf +6m +4 / -0
          You're still not getting this. The movie you're talking about does not show a full body shot of a character that doesn't show any skin. You are talking about a completely different movie. :marseyfacepalm:

            Aaccounthaver +4m +5 / -0
            I'm talking about the movie we are talking about. The movie we are talking about has a full body shot of a character that doesn't show any skin. It could have been more obvious if he was black.

              drumpf +1m +4 / -0
              No it couldn't have. It has nothing to do with

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2022-05-22T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I think it would be funny if aevann or carp or whoever could make a feature where you can purchase awards for other users
URL: N/A
VOTES: +23 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Like if I gave you some marseybux or something you could buy an award for me. I think it would be funny to watch people spend tons of money to buy awards for other users. For example, I would like to buy a ban award for @snallygaster
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +3m +13 / -0
This is a pretty good idea actually. It would be really funny.

  Landlord_Messiah +3m +10 / -0
  I think it would be funny to watch people get angry and spend all their money on awards for other users

    carpathianflorist +1m +12 / -0
    I think it’d be funny to watch people spend all their money on awards for other users. :marseytroublemaker:

      Landlord_Messiah +1m +7 / -0
      :marseyagreefast:

    ChungusEnjoyer +1m +4 / -0
    :marseyagree:

  ChungusEnjoyer +4m +5 / -0
  I would be funny. Make it so you can only give someone an award if they have bought one for you

    carpathianflorist +1m +5 / -0
    This is an excellent idea. I will add this.

  SN +1m +5 / -0
  I like it

  ChungusEnjoyer +11m +4 / -0
  :marseylove: I love you carp

  dog_eated_wasp +1h +3 / -0
  @carpathianflorist can I have a 1 day ban award please?

    carpathianflorist +1m +2 / -0
    Just buy one for me and I’ll buy one for you

      dog_eated_wasp +1m +3 / -0
    no, i want to give you the award.

        carpathianflorist +50s +4 / -0
        I

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2022-01-26T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rightoids are at it again
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +114 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +100 / -0
Why do you think rightoids would want to hurt a child? :marseyconfused:

  Landlord_Messiah +4m +48 / -0
  Rightoids are literal Nazis

    1 +1h +30 / -0
    {IMG}

    Grue +1h +12 / -0
    And?

    NotStranger +3h +5 / -0
    But I thought that's a good thing?

  Justin-Siena87 +3m +31 / -0
  They don't, they just want to murder the parents so they can adopt the child. This is called the "Adoption Pipeline". You wouldn't get it.

    August +3h +11 / -0
    The pipeline works both ways, rightoids want to adopt children and leftoids want to adopt parents.

  Grue +1h +11 / -0
  Because they hate them.

  Elise_Culpepper +2h +4 / -0
  Because they think it's funny.

  KinoBushido +8h +2 / -0
  And they're not even funny about it

The_Homocracy +4m +70 / -0
>0 upvotes
>0 replies
{GIF}

  Landlord_Messiah +5m +20 / -0
  You downvoted my post but I don’t remember you in my enemies list 🤔

    The_Homocracy +4m +26 / -0
    I'm not on your enemies list either. I just downvote your stuff for the lulz

      Landlord_Messiah +2m +16 / -0
      Oh ok I was wondering if I had to remove you from my enemies list since I was pretty sure you were on there but I don’t see you

        The_Homocracy +1m +20 / -0
        I'm not on anyone's enemies list because I'm not a bitch

          Grue +

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2021-12-13T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: PSA: We’re not sending our best to r/place
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +165 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
If you’re a dramatard and you didn’t put in any effort into r/place then this is a PSA that we’re not sending our best. You’re not sending your best. You’re not sending the terminally online autist that will spend 12 hours a day drawing an M on r/place. You’re not sending the one that gets mad at the admins because they don’t want to put in the effort to make sure the M doesn’t get overwritten. You’re not sending the one that gets into a flame war with other dramatards over a 1 pixel shift on the M.
If you’re not that, then you’re not sending your best.
And I hate to say it but your best isn’t good enough.
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +1m +131 / -0
>Not sending the terminally online autist that will spend 12 hours a day drawing an M on r/place
That's me, I'm the M

  Landlord_Messiah +1m +46 / -1
  I’m sorry but this is the only one I don’t believe. I’ve seen your account. You’re not the M. You’re just a guy that has a ton of Reddit accounts.

    Saint_Nicholas +2m +75 / -0
    I'm the M
    :#marseydealwithit:

      Landlord_Messiah +4m +33 / -1
      Lol I’m sorry bro but I just know you’re not the M. You can’t be. You’re the one that will get banned for spamming. You’re the one that will get tired of drawing pixels. You’re the one that will be banned for harassment.
      You’re not the M. You’re not sending your best.

        Saint_Nicholas +2m +61 / -0
        {IMG}

          Landlord_Messiah +2m +16 / -1
          I don’t know if you’re trying to be funny or serious. If you’re trying to be funny I don’t get it. If you’re trying to be serious, I’m sorry but

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2021-12-26T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Lol the media really is full of shit
URL: {TWEET: bennyjohnson}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is what they wanted us to believe
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +1m +16 / -0
It’s true. I was in one of the buildings and I saw a guy who looked like Mark Zuckerberg.

  Landlord_Messiah +1m +14 / -0
  {IMG}

    WootFatigue +2m +6 / -0
    Wait, was it actually the Zuck? I don’t know who he is.

      Landlord_Messiah +1m +5 / -0
      I’m not sure but I heard he was looking for a place to live

        WootFatigue +2m +5 / -0
        We’re not renting, but if he was looking for a place to live I’d have to turn him down. The former owner has the couches, recliners, and other furniture.

          Landlord_Messiah +2m +6 / -0
          I’m not sure if I can do it because I don’t have a big enough couch to fit my entire body. I’m 6’4” and my whole body doesn’t fit on a couch

            WootFatigue +2m +7 / -0
            What if I cut a hole in the couch so you can stick your legs through it?

              Landlord_Messiah +1m +10 / -0
              That would work but I would have to cut my penis off

                WootFatigue +1m +4 / -0
                If you cut your penis off, would you still be a landlord?

                  Landlord_Messiah +2m +4 / -0
                  I’d be the land phallus

                    WootFatigue +1m +2 / -0
                    You mean land phallus. The land is a phallus.

                      Landlord_Messiah +2m +2 / -0
                      I’m too tired to argue semantics

                        WootFatigue +3m +2 / -0
                        Landphallus

                      UraniumDonGER +11h +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2023-09-21T14Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: /r/boston jannies are asleep
URL: {REDDIT: r/boston malding_about_trans_people_in_the_boston_subway}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Someone post it there before they wake up
Trans lives matter
COMMENTS:
Jewdanksdad +5m +6 / -0
Lol, that whole thread

  Landlord_Messiah +2m +4 / -0
  What’s funny about it? Trans lives matter

    Jewdanksdad +15m +5 / -0
    Nigga, are you serious? Its a thread of people making fun of trains and you are complaining about it?

      Landlord_Messiah +4h +1 / -0
      It’s a transphobic thread that I’m trying to get posted on /r/boston
      Trans lives matter

        Jewdanksdad +10m +1 / -0
        :#marseycopeseethedilate:

    whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
    I laughed at it

      Landlord_Messiah +2h +1 / -0
      It’s a transphobic thread that I’m trying to get posted on /r/boston
      Trans lives matter

        whyareyou +1m +2 / -0
        :marseysad:

          Landlord_Messiah +1m +1 / -0
          It’s a transphobic thread that I’m trying to get posted on /r/boston
          Trans lives matter

            whyareyou +4m +2 / -0
            :marseysad:

              Landlord_Messiah +1m +1 / -0
              It’s a transphobic thread that I’m trying to get posted on /r/boston
              Trans lives matter

                whyareyou +2m +2 / -0
                :marseysad:

Landlord_Messiah +1m +3 / -0
>Uhm based?
>Based? Based on what?
Based on the truth. Trans lives mattered by bigots.

  Landlord_Messiah +2m +4 / -0
  {REDDIT: r/boston

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2022-02-10T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What are your thoughts on this one
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +20 / -0
is this the "trans lives matter" one

  Landlord_Messiah +3m +12 / -0
  You are correct

  NeolibKong +1h +5 / -0
  I'll have you know that trans lives matter

YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +15m +10 / -0
That's not a real person. It's a performance art piece.

  Landlord_Messiah +2m +6 / -0
  It’s an art piece for sure

  jacksonpollocks +2h +3 / -0
  It's a performance art piece that's also a public service announcement

arsey +4m +8 / -0
It's an art installation to remind people that trans lives matter.

  Landlord_Messiah +4m +5 / -0
  So true queen

Maximus +1m +7 / -0
:#marseytrans2:

Maximus +2m +7 / -0
:#marseyeggirl:

  Landlord_Messiah +3m +3 / -0
  The egg cracking is the most important part of the transition process

    Maximus +2m +5 / -0
    :#marseyeggirl:

MOUTHFEEL +1h +5 / -0
:#marseyvan:
Trans lives matter

  Landlord_Messiah +1m +2 / -0
  Trans lives matter

    MOUTHFEEL +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseyvan:
    Trans lives matter

      Landlord_Messiah +20s +2 / -0
      Trans lives matter

        MOUTHFEEL +2m +3 / -0
        :#marseyvan:
        Trans lives matter

          Landlord_Messiah +1m +2 / -0
          Trans lives matter

            MOUTHFEEL +1m +3 / -0
            :#marseyvan:
            Trans lives matter

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2023-06-03T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [IMPORTANT] Please refrain from using the word “Broke”
URL: N/A
VOTES: +40 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It’s not funny, it’s not cute, it’s not clever. It’s just not funny anymore. It’s old. It’s cringy. It’s repetitive. It’s not funny anymore. It’s not cute anymore. It’s not clever anymore. It’s old. It’s cringy. It’s repetitive. It’s not funny anymore. It’s not cute anymore. It’s not clever anymore. It’s old. It’s cringy. It’s repetitive. It’s not funny anymore. It’s not cute anymore. It’s not clever anymore. It’s old. It’s cringy. It’s repetitive. It’s not funny anymore. It’s not cute anymore. It’s not clever anymore. It’s old. It’s cringy. It’s repetitive. It’s not funny anymore. It’s not cute anymore. It’s not clever anymore. It’s old. It’s cringy. It’s repetitive. It’s not funny anymore. It’s not cute anymore. It’s not clever anymore. It’s old. It’s cringy. It’s repetitive. It’s not funny anymore. It’s not cute anymore. It’s not clever anymore. It’s old. It’s cringy. It’s repetitive. It’s not funny anymore. It’s not cute anymore. It’s not clever anymore. It’s old. It’s cringy. It’s repetitive. It’s not funny anymore. It’s not cute anymore. It’s not clever anymore. It’s old. It’s cringy. It’s repetitive. It’s not funny anymore. It’s not cute anymore. It’s not clever anymore. It’s old. It’s cringy. It’s repetitive. It’s not funny anymore. It’s not cute anymore. It’s not clever anymore. It’s old. It’s cringy. It’s repetitive. It’s not funny anymore. It’s not cute anymore. It’s not clever anymore. It’s old. It’s cringy. It’s repetitive. It’s not funny anymore. It’s not cute anymore. It’s not clever anymore. It’s old. It’s cringy. It’s repetitive

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2023-06-20T20Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseychud: chud meme thread
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +40 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
X +2m +24 / -0
{IMG} {IMG}
{IMG} {IMG}

  Landlord_Messiah +1m +12 / -0
  I’m surprised there’s a chud marsey. Where is the :marseyhomofascist:

    X +1m +12 / -0
    https://rdrama.net/h/marsey/post/154077/marseyhomofascist-marseyhomofascist-marseyhomofascist
    @chapose's marseys are the best

    Downie +18m +7 / -0
    :marseyhitler2:
    {IMG}

      Landlord_Messiah +5m +3 / -0
      I’ll give u 2k mbux for that

        Downie +3m +3 / -0
        I don't have the file of that one, I'll try and find it

    Chapose +3m +5 / -0
    :marseyhitler2:
    @downie

      Landlord_Messiah +1m +5 / -0
      I’ll give u 2k mbux for that

        Chapose +50s +5 / -0
        :marseymerchant:

    WinterWonderLandMKII +2h +4 / -0
    :marseyhomofascist:

      Landlord_Messiah +18m +3 / -0
      Lol

    Downie +19m +3 / -0
    :marseyhitler2:
    {IMG}

      Landlord_Messiah +5m +3 / -0
      I’ll give u 2k mbux for that

        Downie +2m +3 / -0
        I don't have the file of that one, I'll try and find it

    Downie +19m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2023-06-29T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Boston Red Sox owner suggests that the players should be paid less because they are not really doing anything
URL: {TWEET: boston_red_sox}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m not a sports fan but this makes me seethe. These players are literally the only thing this team has going for it. They are pretty much the only ones that draw fans. The rest of the organization is incompetent. Especially their front office. They are also a privately owned team. So he can do whatever he wants with the players salary. I hope the players union fights this. I hope the players union calls him a retard and demands that the players get paid more
COMMENTS:
LiterallyShaking +7m +13 / -0
Why is a private company not allowed to pay employees less?
If he hates baseball, why not just sell the team?
If he hates the players, why not just fire them?

  Landlord_Messiah +1m +8 / -0
  > Why is a private company not allowed to pay employees less?
  Because it’s the MLB. It’s a unionized sport. The MLB is a private company but the players are a union. He is trying to change the union contract

    LiterallyShaking +1m +11 / -0
    Oh, I thought you were just angry that you weren't on the team.

      Landlord_Messiah +1m +5 / -0
      I wish

  Fabrico +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseyjewoftheorientglow:

  NO +6h +2 / -0
  The MLB is a monopoly. You can't just start your own league and compete. Baseball is a protected sport like the NFL.

    LiterallyShaking +2m +2 / -0
    I know, but if he hates baseball, why not just sell the team?

      NO +1m +1 / -0
      I think it's a sport for old people.

  JohnDevereaux +11h +2 / -0
  >Why is a private company not allowed to pay employees less?
  :#chadno:
  >If he hates baseball, why not just sell the team?
  Too many

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2023-09-18T16Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Aevann is a black supremacist
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +31 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@aevann
COMMENTS:
Daddy_Donovan +2m +23 / -0
Aevann is a black supremacist
{IMG}

  Landlord_Messiah +1m +13 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  BimothyX2 +3m +10 / -0
  I'm bimothy hello :marseywave2:

  carpathianflorist +2m +9 / -0
  {IMG}

    Landlord_Messiah +4m +7 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

  Elements +4m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    Landlord_Messiah +4m +6 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

  89wc +2h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    Landlord_Messiah +4m +3 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

Lappland +4m +18 / -0
Aevann is an Egyptian.

  Landlord_Messiah +5m +10 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  DestoryerCarbine +1m +7 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  Salamander +11m +5 / -0
  Which makes him a black supremacist

    Landlord_Messiah +3m +5 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

BigBussyHunter +6m +12 / -0
{IMG}
Aevann is a black supremacist

  Landlord_Messiah +1m +8 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

    BigBussyHunter +52s +6 / -0
    :marseykingcrown:

  DestoryerCarbine +3m +5 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

Landlord_Messiah +2m +11 / -0
@aevann

  DestoryerCarbine +3m +8

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2021-06-14T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: rDrama rightoids are absolutely seething at the gayest thing you’ve ever seen
URL: https://streamable.com/e/v5okz8
VOTES: +62 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Landlord_Messiah +16m +53 / -0
Reminder that this is who rightoids are simping for.

  Sylveon +2h +42 / -0
  [I don't think rightoids would like what's coming up next]({IMG})

    Landlord_Messiah +3m +36 / -0
    I’m not sure if that is the most degenerate thing I’ve ever seen or if that’s my own personal bias

      Sylveon +21m +37 / -0
      I'm pretty sure it's just you.
      [But here's some more degenerate shit for you to enjoy]({IMG})

        Landlord_Messiah +1m +28 / -0
        Lol this is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen

          Sylveon +7m +35 / -0
          [I'm not sure if I should be offended or not, I actually thought this was funny.]({IMG})

            Landlord_Messiah +1h +21 / -0
            I’m not sure what I just watched

              Sylveon +1h +15 / -0
              I think it was a train wreck, literally. :marseylaugh:

        SpaceMovie1992 +40m +19 / -0
        please tell me this is not real

          Sylveon +6m +21 / -0
          I don't know, I can't tell the difference between real and fake anymore.

        KingOfComedy +1h +11 / -0
        I am 100% sure this is fake, but still cringe

          Sylveon +20m +13 / -0
          I thought it was real at first, but it was apparently from a Canadian series called "Sex Positive Homes", it's just a bunch of people trying to be as degenerate as possible and get an audience. It's supposed to

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2023-09-07T23Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Redditors mad when their kid is scared of a black man
URL: {REDDIT: r/mildlyinfuriating my_6_year_old_son_was_scared_of_the_black_guy_at}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>What a shit parent. Of course you’re not going to say anything, that’s why I’m sure he’s scared of you too. You’re a POS.
:#soysnoo2:
>What a shitty person. How do you even be a human being and think this is ok. My kid is 4 and he knows not to say no to anyone or he’ll get in trouble. You’re a horrible person and your son will never look up to you. I hope you’re ashamed of yourself. I’m not going to pretend to be a good person but I’d at least care about my kid not being scared of me. You’re a horrible person. Hope your son grows up to be a better person than you.
:#soysnoo4:
>What a piece of shit you are. How the fuck do you not see this is an issue? How do you not see that you’re a piece of shit and not someone your kid should look up to? You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking piece of shit. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot. You’re a fucking idiot

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2021-11-28T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: No more than 100 people have been killed in the Las Vegas shooting
URL: https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/news-las-vegas-shooting-100-people-killed
VOTES: +4 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/oct/05/las-vegas-shooting-statistics
COMMENTS: N/A
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
geese_suck +5m +7 / -0
you do know that the shooting happened 4 years ago, right? I'm assuming this is an attempt to get your post to the top of the front page but it's not working

  Landlord_Messiah +3m +4 / -0
  It’s more of a reminder to the retards here

    geese_suck +1m +3 / -0
    ok

  SCD +1m +4 / -0
  I was there.

    Landlord_Messiah +1m +3 / -0
    I was there too. I saw the shooter

    geese_suck +1m +1 / -0
    ok

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +3 / -0
  It's a good reminder that this site is filled with 12 year olds and schizos

    geese_suck +3m +2 / -0
    ok

  grizzly +3m +3 / -0
  but it's not on the front page

    geese_suck +2m +3 / -0
    ok

      grizzly +49s +3 / -0
      :marseyexcited:

    Landlord_Messiah +1m +2 / -0
    That’s because of the low upvotes

      grizzly +2m +2 / -0
      I upvoted your post :marseyshrug:

        Landlord_Messiah +3m +1 / -0
        Thanks

    SCD +2m +1 / -0
    Why would you post it to the front page?

      grizzly +4m +1 / -

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2021-06-16T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I’m actually an expert on this subject
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Landlord_Messiah +1h +4 / -0
@Aevann
{GIF}

  Aevann +4h +3 / -0
  done king

    Landlord_Messiah +2m +3 / -0
    :chad:

Cringeonthefringe +1h +2 / -0
The thread is already locked. I thought we had some sort of rules against that?

  Landlord_Messiah +12m +3 / -0
  Fuck it we got you king
  {IMG}

    Cringeonthefringe +1h +3 / -0
    Thanks, this was the best opportunity for me to post my epic pfp in ages

      Landlord_Messiah +4m +3 / -0
      No problem king

        Cringeonthefringe +2m +3 / -0
        You're the best

          Landlord_Messiah +2m +3 / -0
          Thanks king

            Cringeonthefringe +1m +3 / -0
            I love you

              Landlord_Messiah +5m +3 / -0
              :chad:

                Cringeonthefringe +4m +3 / -0
                I will be back to give you a downvote in two weeks

                  Landlord_Messiah +1m +3 / -0
                  🤣

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5h +1 / -0
I'm an expert on this subject too. I'm a drunk driver.. I've never had an accident. I've never even been pulled over. I'm the safest driver on the road.. I don't need a car. I don't need a license. I don't need insurance. I don't need a parking space. I don't need a garage. I don't need a car wash. I don't need a mechanic. I don't need a car dealership. I don't need a car rental agency. I don't need a car wash. I don't need a car wash

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2024-03-06T03Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: @Landlord_Messiah just had a 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2021-09-04T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🥵🥵🥵
URL: {REDDIT: r/ModSupport are_mods_really_allowed_to_ban_people_for_things}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseylove:
COMMENTS:
QuadNarca +1h +7 / -0
I like you a lot, but when I read your posts I can't help but notice the fascist tendencies you have. I think you should reconsider your ideology, and go a different route. I'm sure you have a lot of good qualities, and you are a good person, so you can still be a good person, and you can still be a good leader, but not a fascist.

  Landlord_Messiah +2h +2 / -0
  I’m not fascist. I’m just a libertarian.
  But I do love you quad

TariqNasheed +25m +5 / -0
Lol its just a repost of [this]({REDDIT: r/ModSupport are_mods_really_allowed_to_ban_people_for_things})

  Landlord_Messiah +1m +1 / -0
  I know. I didn’t even click the link. I just wanted to see if the title was auto generated.

    TariqNasheed +1m +6 / -0
    Was it?

      Landlord_Messiah +3m +3 / -0
      Yes

        TariqNasheed +4m +2 / -0
        :marseylove: :marseylove:

    Wizdumb1776 +1h +2 / -0
    I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

      Landlord_Messiah +2h +2 / -0
      I’m not being sarcastic. I actually didn’t click the link and the title was auto generated

        Wizdumb1776 +4m +1 / -0
        Oh I see. I thought you were saying you didn't even click the link to see if it was the same post. If you didn't click the link how do you know it's the same post?

          Landlord_Messiah +10m +1 / -0
          It

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2023-03-09T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is the average zoomer now
URL: {TWEET: antiwucoalition}
VOTES: +57 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
These are the people that will be running things in the future. You know who they are right? The ones that post on rdrama.net? 🤭
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +8m +67 / -0
{IMG}

  Landlord_Messiah +1m +30 / -0
  That is me

  Dick_Dastardly +2h +7 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  BWC +2h +6 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    Dick_Dastardly +6m +5 / -0
    :#marseyvibing:

Transformers +23m +55 / -0
This is why I’m going to be a :#marseymerchant:

  Landlord_Messiah +1m +30 / -0
  Based and moneychad pilled

  BigBussyHunter +44m +17 / -0
  :marseymerchant:
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  Nixoncrats_for_trump +24m +16 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  KingBaldwinsFace +1h +7 / -0
  I'm a :marseyjewoftheorient: for the time being.

  BWC +2h +3 / -0
  :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

  Flibbertigibbet +10h +2 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

JimothyX7 +1m +42 / -1
>these are the people that will be running things in the future
:#marseyemojirofl:

  Dick_Dastardly +2h +10 / -0
  :#marseycope:

    JimothyX7 +4m +10 / -0
    I'm not coping, I'm laughing

      Dick_Dastardly +41s +9 / -0
      :#marse

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2023-04-25T19Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: The cure for inceldom
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +49 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Trans lives matter
COMMENTS:
Ubie +59m +16 / -0
Landlord Messiah, you are a fraud. You have no land. You are a poor man who has no property and you have no job. You are a poor man who is a fake landlord. You have no land. You are a poor man who has no property and you have no job. You are a poor man who is a fake landlord. You have no land. You are a poor man who has no property and you have no job. You are a poor man who is a fake landlord. You have no land. You are a poor man who has no property and you have no job. You are a poor man who is a fake landlord. You have no land. You are a poor man who has no property and you have no job. You are a poor man who is a fake landlord. You have no land. You are a poor man who has no property and you have no job. You are a poor man who is a fake landlord. You have no land. You are a poor man who has no property and you have no job. You are a poor man who is a fake landlord. You have no land. You are a poor man who has no property and you have no job. You are a poor man who is a fake landlord. You have no land. You are a poor man who has no property and you have no job. You are a poor man who is a fake landlord. You have no land. You are a poor man who has no property and you have no job. You are a poor man who is a fake landlord. You have no land. You are a poor man who has no property and you have no job. You are a poor man who is a fake landlord. You have no land. You are a poor man who has no property and you have no job. You are a poor man who is a fake landlord. You have no land. You are a poor man who has no property and you have no job. You are a poor man who is a fake landlord. You have no land. You are a poor man who has no property and you have no job. You are a poor man

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2022-10-05T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors actually think this is a good idea
URL: {REDDIT: r/boston mayor_wu_plans_to_announce_an_ambitious_plan_to}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Lots of seething
COMMENTS:
AverageBen10Enjoyer +1m +11 / -0
Boston is a beautiful city, I hope that this makes it even more unliveable.

  Landlord_Messiah +2m +10 / -0
  Boston is unliveable already

    AverageBen10Enjoyer +1m +5 / -0
    You're lucky to have such a beautiful city as your home.

      Landlord_Messiah +3m +9 / -0
      I’m not from there I’m from Boston area lol

        AverageBen10Enjoyer +2m +11 / -0
        Then you're even luckier.

        tempest +2h +3 / -0
        And which part of the "boston area" is that?
        Because if you're literally anywhere within 30 miles of Boston, you're basically in Boston. It's not like there's a Boston proper and then the Boston area.

          Landlord_Messiah +4h +2 / -0
          I’m from the area lol

            tempest +44m +1 / -0
            :marseyeyeroll:

        ForgotMyPasswordAgain +1h +2 / -0
        you should be in boston, this is a miss

          Landlord_Messiah +2h +2 / -0
          I am from Boston area

  X +32m +4 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

DickButtKiss +1h +1 / -0
How is that not a good idea?

  Landlord_Messiah +1m +2 / -0
  It’s retarded

    DickButtKiss +4m +1 / -0
    In what way?
    Trans lives matter

      Landlord_Messiah +1m +2 / -0
      It’s retarded. They want to force people to live there. It’s not a good idea

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2023-02-10T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Average /h/foid user
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +107 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I hope this helps the average dramatard better understand the average foid
COMMENTS:
pizzashill +1h +78 / -1
Lmao I remember when this bitch was trying to bully me in the comments and I just called her out for being a retarded foid and she fucking blocked me.

  Landlord_Messiah +44s +44 / -0
  The funny part is she’s an actual prostitute and I’m pretty sure she’s also an actual midget

    pizzashill +1m +50 / -1
    Yeah she was really angry at me for dunking on her for being a retarded foid that can't count.

      Landlord_Messiah +2m +31 / -0
      Lol didn’t you tell her that her 12 hour workday was bullshit? Lmao

        pizzashill +1m +33 / -1
        I think I told her she was an idiot for believing she worked 12 hours a day and she blocked me.

          Landlord_Messiah +2m +27 / -0
          Lmao she said that she was doing 5 hours a day with 4 hours of travel time. I told her that she was still doing 12 hours a day. That bitch is retarded

            pizzashill +3m +37 / -1
            The funny thing is she's trying to get me to engage with her now after months of not replying to her. She's still mad at me for dunking on her lol.
            Either way I'll just dunk on her again for being a retarded foid.

              Landlord_Messiah +1m +24 / -0
              I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s stalking you too

                pizzashill +1m +27 / -1
                She's been trying to get me to engage with her for months lmao.
                I don't think she actually stalks me, she's just mad at me.

                  Landlord_Messiah +1m +16 / -0
                  Lol

                    pizzash

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2021-10-11T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Journos have a meltdown over one of the most popular Redditors being banned
URL: {REDDIT: r/news top_reddit_mod_banned_after_calling_journalist_a}
VOTES: +38 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DudeBussyLmao +6m +58 / -0
>He’s a journalist.
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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2024-10-29T17Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Aevann and @carpathianflorist need to shut down this site
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I see the same tweet multiple times a day on my feed. And I don’t even follow her. How is this even possible?
COMMENTS:
KawaiiFembee +5m +17 / -0
>be me
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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2021-07-11T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors take the bait
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter the_way_reddit_talks_about_politics}
VOTES: +45 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DudeBussyLmao +13m +29 / -0
Is that you? You seem to be a master of baiting.

  Landlord_Messiah +10m +29 / -0
  Yes I am the master of baiting. I have been doing it for years on Reddit and Twitter. I will go down in history.

    DudeBussyLmao +4m +22 / -0
    :marseyking:

    smolchickentenders +1h +17 / -0
    :marseyjam:

    KrayonPhilospher +3h +14 / -0
    The last thing you ever did before you got banned was to bait people into seething over you.
    How poetic.

    jesus +10h +7 / -0
    :marseydead:

    BLM +10h +6 / -0
    You are so awesome. I love how you don’t care about the drama and just post about how you hate Twitter users, Reddit users, and other various people who are seething and cope at your posts.

    Chapose +7h +5 / -0
    :marseyking:

    BussySlayer +5h +4 / -0
    You’re a king

    jesus +10h +2 / -0
    :marseydead:

KAT_B0T +1h +20 / -0
Baiting is so easy when you know what they believe. So many leftoids seethe that they don’t get to have a say in national politics, and then think it’s ok when they are being told to wear a mask. It’s all so tiresome.

  Dramamine +1h +13 / -0
  >So many leftoids seethe that they don’t get to have a say in national politics, and then think it’s ok when they are being told to wear a mask.
  Like they've had a say for a long

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2023-01-18T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: LLM’s financials. My bank account. My cashapp balance. My net worth. My portfolio. My 401k
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +161 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is my financials.
My bank account has 6 figures.
My cashapp balance has 5 figures.
My net worth is in the 6 figures.
My portfolio is in the 6 figures.
My 401k is in the 6 figures.
I have never owed anybody money.
I have never been in debt.
I have never been broke.
I have never been poor.
I have never been in the red.
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I have never been in the negatives.
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I

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2024-04-01T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My friend and I are going to the Boston Bruins game tonight
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +66 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!chuds !nonchuds
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +5m +13 / -0
What are you wearing?

  Landlord_Messiah +1h +13 / -0
  A suit for the ceremony, a Bruins shirt for the game, and then a shirtless for the parade

    Wuzizname +2h +5 / -0
    > shirtless for the parade
    You're not gonna be arrested for flashing in public are you?

      Landlord_Messiah +4m +6 / -0
      Nah I’m not a degenerate

        Wuzizname +3m +4 / -0
        :#marseyxdoubt:

  Wuzizname +3h +5 / -0
  A white suit with a red tie and a grey fedora.

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +2h +3 / -0
  The same thing he wears to his job at the shoe store.

    Landlord_Messiah +30m +3 / -0
    Shoe store? I’m a real estate agent and I own the shoe store

      AnnoyinTheGoyim +2h +1 / -0
      That’s what I said, you wear the same thing to both.

        Landlord_Messiah +2m +1 / -0
        I don’t work at the shoe store. I own it

          AnnoyinTheGoyim +2m +1 / -0
          Same thing.

            Landlord_Messiah +2m +1 / -0
            Not the same thing

              AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +1 / -0
              Yes it is. If you own the shoe store you’re also working there.

                Landlord_Messiah +2m +1 / -0
                Yeah I’m a real estate agent too

                  AnnoyinTheGoyim +4m +1 / -0
                  So you’re a real estate agent and a shoe store owner, you wear the same thing to both.

========

AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2021-11-10T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid gets called out for being a liar. Seethe ensues
URL: {TWEET: bethanymks}
VOTES: +41 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +2m +36 / -0
I know I’m not supposed to feel sympathy for a foid but I do and I’m ashamed of myself for it.

  Saint_Nicholas +3m +23 / -0
  I feel bad for her because it seems like she's really dumb, and being dumb is a form of oppression.
  :marseyspecial:

  Landlord_Messiah +1m +20 / -0
  I feel bad for her because she’s an actual dumb foid. I’m not ashamed of feeling bad for her.

  H +15m +13 / -0
  She's just a dumb girl trying to be a journalist.

  BrokeBackBuck +23m +13 / -0
  I feel sympathy for everyone

  D +1h +13 / -0
  Foids are generally retarded. It’s not her fault.

  Grue +1h +8 / -0
  I don’t feel bad for her, but I feel bad for you.

  911roofer +1h +7 / -0
  Why would you?

D +1h +23 / -0
I have no sympathy for anyone who lies about their gender identity. It’s one thing to be trans. It’s another thing to make a lie out of that.
:marseytrans2:

  32624647 +2h +3 / -0
  I mean, it's not like they're gonna get killed by chuds if they lie about their gender identity

KoreanDandyKing +39m +19 / -0
Is she the one that lied about being a tranny or something?

  Landlord_Messiah +1h +11 / -0
  She lied about being trans.

    KoreanDandyKing +1h +6 / -0
    I'm honestly surprised the trains are so good at sniffing out other trains that they can spot a fake one

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2024-02-06T05Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: This is what we’re up against
URL: {TWEET: stillgray}
VOTES: +117 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!chuds
COMMENTS:
Landlord_Messiah +2m +81 / -0
> I'm always amazed that people think trans people are a threat. They're not. They're just as human as you are. They're just as vulnerable as you are. They're just as deserving of respect as you are. So why do you hate us?
> {TWEET: _HaleyNatalie_}
This is the person that wants to be around your kids

  EEE +5h +27 / -0
  > I'm always amazed that people think trans people are a threat. They're not. They're just as human as you are.
  You're just as human as a murderer is, they're just as human as a pedophile is, they're just as human as a rapist is. They're just as human as you are, that's why they need to be stopped before they rape, murder, and kidnap someone else.

    Landlord_Messiah +1h +12 / -0
    This is a good point but I’m not sure if it’s the most effective argument. I think it would be better to argue that trans people are not actually human and should be treated as such.

  jesus +2h +23 / -0
  > They're just as human as you are
  <img src="/e/marseyconfused2.webp">

    SaveUsUncleTed +2h +12 / -0
    :#marseyautism:

  Pog +7h +16 / -0
  I think people hate us because we are always so fucking annoying.

    jesus +1h +10 / -0
    >we

  Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +1h +12 / -0
  :#marseytransattentionseeker:

  jesus +2h +12 / -0
  >just as human as you are
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  _Ghost_Poster +9h +10 /

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2023-01-12T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I had an idea for a bait sub. /r/JusticeForKylie
URL: N/A
VOTES: +31 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was thinking of a sub that talks about how Kylie is being treated unfairly by the justice system. Post things like how he has a right to self defense, how he did nothing wrong, and that he is just an innocent kid that is being persecuted by the system because he is white.
But it would be r-slurred if it just seemed like a typical rightoid sub. So we need to add some leftoid rhetoric to it. I was thinking of making a bot that goes through all the leftoid subs and copies posts and then reposts it to /r/JusticeForKylie and then we can claim that the mods are banning posts from other subs and that’s why Kylie is being treated unfairly.
Thoughts?
COMMENTS:
X +5m +13 / -0
just use r/Justice4Darrell lol

  Landlord_Messiah +2m +6 / -0
  Good point but I was thinking of getting some rightoids into it as well

    X +1m +9 / -0
    oh i thought you meant the darrell brooks case

      Landlord_Messiah +1m +7 / -0
      Oh no lol I was thinking of the kyle case

        X +2m +7 / -0
        :#marseymanysuchcases:

          Landlord_Messiah +53s +5 / -0
          Ya I’m retarded

            X +2m +3 / -0
            same

Cao_Cao +8m +8 / -0
I'm sure the mods of /r/Justice4Darrell would be happy to collaborate.

  Landlord_Messiah +5m +5 / -0
  Yea they are pretty based. It’s a shame that sub will probably get banned because it’s too much

    Cao_Cao +7m +4 / -0
    In the meanwhile: here's a pic of Darrell's dick.
    {IMG}

    Landlord_Messiah +1m +4 / -0
    But I was thinking of something more subtle than /r/Justice4Dar

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2021-06-09T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: LLM vs L4L
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Joebiden-1078 +1h +5 / -0
This is LLM vs LLM

  Landlord_Messiah +28m +5 / -0
  I’m LLM and L4L

    Joebiden-1078 +50m +4 / -0
    {GIF}

  SpaceMovie1992 +1h +4 / -0
  [RIP]({IMG})oror

drama_enthusiast +5h +4 / -0
if you want to make yourself look like an absolute retard, put a massive hat on your already pathetic pfp.

  Joebiden-1078 +34m +3 / -0
  It’s a nice hator

Landlord_Messiah +19m +4 / -0
Also I just saw the account that posted this picture and I’m guessing that it’s a 16 year old girl. I feel bad for her

  Joebiden-1078 +2h +4 / -0
  It’s not a girl it’s a 🐟

    Landlord_Messiah +10m +3 / -0
    Yea I know. I still feel bad for heror

      Joebiden-1078 +1h +3 / -0
      {GIF}

Joebiden-1078 +2h +2 / -0
[Me]({IMG}) vs [you](https://imgur.com/a/3LZg6pN)or

  Landlord_Messiah +3m +3 / -0
  Hahahahaha that’s awesome. I’m sure you’ll be remembered for this

    Joebiden-1078 +1h +3 / -0
    {GIF}

      Landlord_Messiah +1h +2 / -0
      Are you serious

        Joebiden-1078 +30m +3 / -0
        Yeah I’m serious

  CRUST

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2021-07-21T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Schizo 🤓 guy goes on his schizo 🤓 rant and blames the rightoids for his failed 🤣 attempt to fedpost 🤣
URL: {REDDIT: r/MarchAgainstNazis they_want_me_to_feel_bad_and_sad_because_they}
VOTES: +42 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You know what’s funny about this guy 🤣. He claims to be a scientist 🤓 but he doesn’t know what the word “science” means 🤣. What a fucking loser 🤣🤣🤣🤣
COMMENTS:
Jewdanksdad +2m +33 / -0
This is why I am glad I am not a redditor, this is too much

  Landlord_Messiah +1m +26 / -0
  I mean it’s a schizo 🤓 rant. There’s a lot of r-slurs on Reddit but this guy is on another level 🤣🤣🤣

    IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu +32m +15 / -1
    How do you post to reddit with a permaban?

      Landlord_Messiah +3m +25 / -0
      You can post to r/MarchAgainstNazis from any account 🤣🤣🤣

        IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu +35m +13 / -0
        Fair enough

      arsey +1h +18 / -0
      I think you can go to the reddit app, but I don't know why you would want to use it.

      Cao_Cao +1h +14 / -0
      You can still comment on subreddits you're banned from. You can't post on them.

        IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu +55m +8 / -0
        Oh, I didn't realize

      TariqFanAccount +4h +3 / -0
      You can’t post, but you can comment

    IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu +2h +3 / -0
    Why are you using a schizo 🤓 emoji?

      Landlord_Messiah +5m +11 / -0
      Because he is a schizo 🤓

        Ivanka

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2023-06-01T19Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: This is Cirno
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +1m +5 / -0
:#marseyimpossibru:

  Landlord_Messiah +2m +4 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

Horned_waifus_shill +21m +2 / -0
:#marseybooba:

  Landlord_Messiah +2m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    Horned_waifus_shill +2m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      Landlord_Messiah +14m +2 / -0
      You’re not supposed to see that part

        Horned_waifus_shill +25m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          Landlord_Messiah +11m +1 / -0
          :marseyeyeroll:

            Horned_waifus_shill +4m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              Landlord_Messiah +27m +2 / -0
              :marseybooba:

                Horned_waifus_shill +1m +2 / -0
                {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

                  Landlord_Messiah +1m +2 / -0
                  :marseybooba: {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

                    Horned_waifus_shill +5m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Landlord_Messiah +10m +2 / -0
                      :marseybooba: {IMG}

                        Horned_waifus_shill +4m +2 / -0
                        {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

                          Landlord_Messiah +5m +1 / -0
                          :marseybooba: {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

                            Horned_waifus_shill +4m +2 / -0
                            {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2021-11-01T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Landphobic Landchad makes a retarded rentoid seethe
URL: {REDDIT: r/anticonsumption my_landlord_told_me_i_dont_deserve_to_rent_the}
VOTES: +36 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Landlord_Messiah +4m +32 / -1
I love how he is literally shaking and can’t form coherent sentences. People like this is why rentoids will never own property

  Landlord_Messiah +13m +15 / -0
  Oh and he’s a pathetic rentoid that doesn’t even own a gun 🤣🤣🤣

    iStillMissEd +56m +5 / -0
    > Oh and he’s a pathetic rentoid that doesn’t even own a gun 🤣🤣🤣
    That's not even an insult to rentoids. It's an insult to people who don't own guns

  Enrico_Motassa +56m +5 / -0
  He's got that Michael Jackson "Pleasure" look.

  iStillMissEd +1h +3 / -0
  > I love how he is literally shaking and can’t form coherent sentences.
  That's just what rslurs look like

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +1 / -0
  Rentoids can't even own property because they're too retarded to use their own money to buy it. I know a few people who were born into poverty and made it out because they saved up money and bought a house while they were still young. It's not hard.

    Landlord_Messiah +1h +3 / -0
    You can’t make it out of poverty if you don’t have a strong work ethic. I’m not going to get into the reasons why but it’s pretty simple.

      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +1 / -0
      It's not that hard to work. You just have to not be poor.

        Landlord_Messiah +5m +2 / -0
        Lol no you do you think that’s true? I can assure you that’s not true. It’s very hard to work. Especially in a job you hate. A lot of

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2022-01-06T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Post your favorite based songs. This is mine.
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
911roofer +5m +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  911roofer +1m +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  911roofer +17s +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  911roofer +1m +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  911roofer +54s +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  911roofer +3m +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  911roofer +1m +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  911roofer +2m +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  911roofer +1m +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  911roofer +2m +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  911roofer +1m +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  911roofer +2m +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  911roofer +1m +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  911roofer +1m +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  911roofer +1m +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  911roofer +1m +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  911roofer +1m +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  911roofer +1m +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  911roofer +1m +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  911roo

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2023-04-12T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not Drama] I am a landlord
URL: N/A
VOTES: +102 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
If you aren’t a landlord, you’re poor.
If you are a landlord, you’re rich.
If you are a rentoid, you’re poor.
If you are a landlord, you’re rich.
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +17m +36 / -0
I'm a landchad. I'm rich.

  Landlord_Messiah +1m +30 / -0
  Landchads rise up

    ManBearFridge +1m +30 / -0
    Landchads always rise
    :#marseyscoot:

      Landlord_Messiah +2m +19 / -0
      :#marseyscoot:

        ManBearFridge +1m +14 / -0
        :#marseyinabox:

      Landlord_Messiah +2m +15 / -0
      :#marseyscoot:

        ManBearFridge +1m +14 / -0
        :#marseyinabox:

          Landlord_Messiah +2m +13 / -0
          :#marseyscoot:

            ManBearFridge +1m +14 / -0
            :#marseyinabox:

              Landlord_Messiah +1m +12 / -0
              :#marseyscoot:

                ManBearFridge +1m +13 / -0
                :#marseyinabox:

                  Landlord_Messiah +2m +9 / -0
                  :#marseyscoot:

                    ManBearFridge +1m +9 / -0
                    :#marseyinabox:

                      Landlord_Messiah +1m +8 / -0
                      :#marseyscoot:

                        ManBearFridge +1m +9 / -0
                        :#marseyinabox:

                          Landlord_Messiah +1m +8 / -0
                          :#marseyscoot:

                            ManBearFridge +1m +9 / -0

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2024-03-06T17Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Where the fuck is my rdrama award :marseyraging:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I won this award, where is it?
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Count_Sprpr +10m +16 / -0
You have to be a paypig to get this award
:#marseycapitalistmanlet:

  Landlord_Messiah +14m +7 / -0
  That’s not true. I got one before and didn’t paypig

    Count_Sprpr +4m +8 / -0
    If you don't paypig, you can only win the award once.
    :#marseyindignant:

      Landlord_Messiah +42s +7 / -0
      That’s not true. I got one before and didn’t paypig

        AnnoyinTheGoyim +20m +11 / -0
        You’re a pay pig, retard.

        Count_Sprpr +1m +7 / -0
        You are not being convincing. I will not take the bait.
        :#marseyindignantturn:

  ChungusEnjoyer +10m +6 / -0
  :marseydisagree: only a paypig would be so shameless

  johnnypoop +21m +5 / -0
  I've had it before

    Count_Sprpr +2m +4 / -0
    I will not be fooled again!
    :#marseyindignant:

  Landlord_Messiah +17m +4 / -0
  I’ve had one before

  Awoo +1h +4 / -0
  Don't listen to this guy. I've had it multiple times.

  ACA +1h +2 / -0
  I've had one before

    Count_Sprpr +1m +2 / -0
    How did you get it?
    :#marseyindignant:

      ACA +4m +3 / -0
      I asked for it

        Count_Sprpr +58s +3 / -0
        What a degenerate
        :#m

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2024-11-13T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Gonna go for the kill shot tonight
URL: N/A
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m going to go to my local bar and get absolutely shitfaced drunk and then I’m gonna drive my 2018 Tesla Model S to a biker bar and crash into a bunch of people on motorcycles. I don’t give a fuck if I die. I’m gonna make sure I hit as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna get an ambulance and I’m gonna give them a large tip. I’m gonna be a hero. I’m gonna go out on a high note. I’m gonna die like a man. I’m gonna go out on top. I’m gonna make sure I hit as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible. I’m gonna make sure I kill as many bikers as possible.

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2022-03-21T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rightoids and leftoids both seethe when I show them this video
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +55 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It’s truly a video for everyone. It’s a banger
COMMENTS:
X +6m +43 / -0
@pizzashill
:#marseyderp:

  pizzashill +16m +15 / -7
  This isn't even a rightoid thing lmao. I've called this out in the past, but "both sides" is just a rightoid cope.
  Rightoids don't even call out the exact same people leftoids do, they just pretend they do.

    Landlord_Messiah +4m +18 / -0
    I’m not rightoid pizza I’m a centrist chad

      pizzashill +1h +4 / -2
      If you're a centrist you'd be attacking leftoids when they attack people rightoids attack.
      You aren't.

        Landlord_Messiah +2m +10 / -0
        If you’re a centrist you’d be attacking leftoids when they attack people rightoids attack.
        You aren’t.

          pizzashill +5m +4 / -3
          You're attacking rightoids, not leftoids.

            Landlord_Messiah +4m +13 / -0
            I’m not attacking rightoids, I’m just posting a video. You’re just so upset over this that you’re projecting. You’re attacking me because you’re mad. You need to calm down pizza

              pizzashill +1m +4 / -3
              You're attacking rightoids by showing them the video.
              You're attacking rightoids when you attack people rightoids attack.
              You aren't attacking leftoids when you attack people leftoids attack.

                Landlord_Messiah +2m +11 / -0
                You’re attacking rightoids by showing them the video.
                You’re attacking rightoids when you attack people rightoids attack.
                You aren’t attacking leftoids when you attack people leftoids attack.
                You’re just so upset over this that you’re projecting. You’re attacking me because you’re mad. You need to

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AUTHOR: Landlord_Messiah
DATE: 2021-07-15T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid (male) gets bullied in real life, cries to r/antiwork
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork bullied_at_work}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m sure this is a true story. It’s just some random foid (male) that I’ve never heard of before.
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +12m +27 / -1
If it were a man they would’ve literally fired him.

  Landlord_Messiah +2m +19 / -0
  Yea I would’ve just called them a faggot and that’s it. Women have it too easy.

    carpathianflorist +5m +19 / -1
    Moids can’t even get away with calling foids foids anymore, it’s so over for us

      Landlord_Messiah +3m +11 / -0
      I still call them foids on my work calls. It’s a private company. Who cares. Just don’t call them the n-word and you’re good

      iStillMissEd +3h +1 / -0
      Can't you just call them foids?

    Need4Sneed +4h +2 / -0
    >Yea I would've just called them a cute twink and that’s it
    I'm sure you would 🤗

      Landlord_Messiah +24m +2 / -0
      If I was you I’d stop using your alt account

        Need4Sneed +4m +2 / -0
        >he fell for the "your alt" meme
        :marseylaugh:

  Need4Sneed +4h +1 / -0
  We're all women on the internet

Nixoncrats_for_trump +4m +21 / -0
Bully all antiworkers.

  Landlord_Messiah +2m +19 / -0
  You are right. They are truly the most oppressed people

    SaveUsUncleTed +13m +17 / -0
    Only after the BIPOC and 🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-07-25T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Froggy Bussy :marseyflagfrance: is getting the French :marseydeux: treatment
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +116 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
:marseytransattentionseeker: :marseylaugh:
{TWEET: MrAndyNgo}
COMMENTS:
X +4m +53 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:
{IMG} :#!marseykingcrown:

  Landorus-Tusk +4m +41 / -0
  :#marseykneel:

  UraniumDonGER +4h +9 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykneel:
  I kneel

Landorus-Tusk +2m +34 / -0
{IMG}
:marseyemojirofl:

  BWC +41m +24 / -0
  {IMG}

    Landorus-Tusk +3m +17 / -0
    :#marseyvibing:

  BWC +40m +17 / -0
  {IMG}

    Landorus-Tusk +2m +14 / -0
    :#marseyjam:

    BigBussyHunter +42m +8 / -0
    :marseyxd:
    I love this video

    Geralt_of_Uganda +7h +5 / -0
    I don't get it

      BWC +2h +5 / -0
      {IMG}

        Geralt_of_Uganda +46s +4 / -0
        :marseyxd:

  X +1m +15 / -0
  :#marseyemojirofl:

  BWC +41m +12 / -0
  {IMG}

    Landorus-Tusk +1m +10 / -0
    :#marseyjam:

      BWC +1m +10 / -0
      {IMG}

        Landorus-Tusk +1m +10 / -0
        :#marseyjam:

          BWC +1m +11 / -

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-03-12T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagnetherlands::marseyflagfrance: :marseyflaggermany: :!marseyflaguk::!marseyflagus: :!marseyflagcanada::!marseyflagaustralia: :!marseyflagsouthkorea: :!marseyflagjapan: :!marseyflagchina:
URL: {TWEET: wartranslated}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseynukegoggles::#marseymacarthur:
COMMENTS:
JimothyX7 +1m +13 / -0
I think a lot of them are just dumb

  BushWasRight +20m +11 / -0
  :marseysaluteusa:

    JimothyX7 +2m +7 / -0
    Yeah but it's not just the US, I think it's just the dumb ones. I think it's more than the 13% but not like 100%.
    We can't get the dumb people to not vote for us in the first place and I think we should really not worry about the 13%. They're not a serious threat, they're just retarded.

    Hordofboars +1h +4 / -0
    Burgers would actually do it, but everyone else just talks shit :marseydisagree:o

  Landorus-Tusk +1m +7 / -0
  :#marseybrainlet:

    JimothyX7 +2m +4 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

  Geralt_of_Uganda +26m +6 / -0
  And that's a good thing!

  Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +1h +4 / -0
  I'm not going to die for some ricecel country.
  I have enough to worry about with the other 100 million people in America that don't want to die for me.

  jacko +1h +3 / -0
  I think most are just salty that the US is the only one with nukes

  Hordofboars +1h +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-03-06T13Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: 123456789 - YouTube
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
retard +1h +2 / -0
This was a big one in my youth, still a good song.

  Landorus-Tusk +1h +2 / -0
  Same for me:marseyjamming:

Ubie +4h +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  Landorus-Tusk +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyvibing:

    Ubie +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseyjam::#marseyvibing::#marseyjam:

      Landorus-Tusk +23m +2 / -0
      :#marseyjam::#marseyvibing::#marseyjam: :#marseyjam::#marseyvibing::#marseyjam:

        Ubie +1h +2 / -0
        :#marseyjam::#marseyvibing::#marseyjam: :#marseyjam::#marseyvibing::#marseyjam: :#marseyjam::#marseyvibing::#marseyjam:

          Landorus-Tusk +2h +2 / -0
          :#marseyjam::#marseyvibing::#marseyjam: :#marseyjam::#marseyvibing::#marseyjam: :#marseyjam::#marseyvibing::#marseyjam: :#marseyjam::#marseyvibing::#marseyjam: :#marseyjam::#marseyvibing::#marseyjam:

            Ubie +1h +2 / -0
            :#marseyjam::#marseyvibing::#marseyjam: :#marseyjam::#marseyvibing::#marseyjam: :

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-04-13T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marsey41: r/4chan: :marseytrain: mad at :marseyflagindonesia: for wanting to kill :marseytrain: :marsey41:
URL: {REDDIT: r/4chan anon_makes_a_joke}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [Maybe Indonesians should try not being transphobic. Just maybe.]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_makes_a_joke})
>> [They're just trying to save their country.]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_makes_a_joke})
>>> [Yeah, by killing trans women. That's what will save their country.]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_makes_a_joke})
>>>> [You don't understand how much of a danger trans people are to a country's stability.]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_makes_a_joke})
>>>>> [You're just proving that trans people are a danger to your mental stability.]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_makes_a_joke})
:#marseytransattentionseeker:
> [Well the Indonesian government is probably doing that.]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_makes_a_joke})
>> [I'm sure they are, but this is a different thing. They don't have the manpower or the money to kill all trans people. And this isn't even about trans people, it's about "trans" people. These aren't trans people, they're mentally ill people that use their mental illness as an excuse to do things that they want to do.]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_makes_a_joke})
>>> [That's a pretty broad generalization that's not really accurate. And the fact that you're willing to kill someone because they have mental illness is really disturbing.]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_makes_a_joke})
:#marseytransgenocide:
> [The Indonesian government is very open about their transphobia. They have a list of 15 "harmful" sexual behaviors that are illegal, which include transvestism, crossdressing, and "being homosexual."]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_m

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-04-21T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans2::marseycry: Oh no! :!marseyliathomas:Our trans sisters are being genocided by :marseyfemboy: femboys! :marseycrying:
URL: {REDDIT: r/MtF transphobic_femboys}
VOTES: +81 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [It is genuinely infuriating that they think it's okay to be so transphobic and hateful. And they're not even pretending to be trans, so they're not even trying to pass or be accepted by the community. It's just pure hate. And the fact that they're so angry at trans women is so ridiculous, because trans women are just trying to live their lives as their true selves, and they're being harassed and attacked for it.]({REDDIT: r/MtF transphobic_femboys})
>>[I feel like this is a bad faith post to see if we'll get angry and then you can use it against us.]({REDDIT: r/MtF transphobic_femboys})
>>>[I'm not sure what you mean by "bad faith." I'm just expressing my frustration and anger at the transphobic behavior of these femboys. I don't see how that's a bad faith post.]({REDDIT: r/MtF transphobic_femboys})
>>>>[I don't mean you're bad faith, I mean this post is. Your post is written to evoke a reaction, to see if we'll get angry. I don't think that's a good idea, and it's not a productive way to engage with the community. I think it's better to have open and honest conversations about our feelings and experiences, rather than trying to provoke a reaction.]({REDDIT: r/MtF transphobic_femboys})
:#marseyschizowall:
> [I think they are just jealous. If they were born with vaginas, they would be cute girls and would be able to go through puberty without a care. Instead, they get stuck as a boy who is too feminine to be a man, but not feminine enough to be a woman. And that’s so fucking sad.]({REDDIT: r/MtF transphobic_fem

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-01-04T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for Bongistan
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +128 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Igor_Konashenkov +13m +69 / -0
>not a single fat or black person
{IMG}

  BussySlayer +26m +24 / -0
  The fat ones are all middle eastern

    Landorus-Tusk +1m +26 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:
    {IMG}

      BussySlayer +1m +15 / -0
      The only good thing about the gulf Arabs is they’re so obscenely rich they can go anywhere and live like kings

        Raiden +5m +10 / -0
        You don't see any of them in the west

          BussySlayer +4m +9 / -0
          I don’t live in the west retard

            Raiden +13m +8 / -0
            Why are you living in bongistan?

              BussySlayer +15m +8 / -0
              Cause I’m not a literal retard lmao I’d be in America if I could

      ElverGalarga +1h +9 / -0
      Fucking based, I want to go to that house and have a beer and talk about the weather and shit

    Landorus-Tusk +2m +10 / -0
    That's because they're all :marseyairquotes: middle eastern :!marseyairquotes:

  GooooooldMember +4h +5 / -0
  Theyre all from the middle east

Dramamine +57m +36 / -0
>all the good people are already in America
:#marseyitsover:

  Landorus-Tusk +1m +22 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

  BushWasRight +1h +16 / -0
  :#marseybong::#marseylaugh:

    Landorus-Tusk +1h +10 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

  Gooooo

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-05-05T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Post your favorite big-brained :marseysmoothbrain: redditors here
URL: N/A
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
/u/Salty-Specialist-820
> The reason we have to segregate in society is because we have different levels of abilities. If you've ever worked in a warehouse you know how frustrating it can be to try and lift something that is too heavy. So that's why we have to segregate society. The people who are smart enough to lift heavy things and the people who are too stupid to lift heavy things. This is why we have to segregate society.
:#marseyretardchad:
COMMENTS:
X +1m +11 / -0
{IMG} :#!marseysmug:

  Landorus-Tusk +10m +7 / -0
  >I'm not racist, I just hate you for being a poor
  :#marseyxd::#marseykingcrown:

  Count_Sprpr +1h +6 / -0
  >I'm not racist, I just hate you for being a poor
  :#marseybased:

  Elias_Acorn +2h +3 / -0
  A lot of poor people are racist because they view rich people as evil and they view poor people as being good and virtuous and that the rich are the only people who are racist. This is why they want to kill rich people and steal their shit and then redistribute it to the poor. But then the rich people who are racist will come back to the poor and kill them because they are racist and then take all of their shit.

    X +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

Geralt_of_Uganda +10m +9 / -0
I'm a big fan of @bbbb

  goodNews4U +1m +13 / -0
  I'm sorry, what did you say? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my massive dong.

    Geralt_of_Uganda +1m +11 / -0
    :#marseybooba:

      goodNews4U +8m +8 / -0
      :marsey

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2024-08-08T13Z
HOLE: bharat
TITLE: Are Pajeets the most opressed people on Earth? :marseypajeetitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +35 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!bharatiya discuss
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +26m +15 / -0
I'm surprised India has a higher HDI than Brazil

  BrasilIguana +12m +11 / -0
  @x this is why I should be the pings king
  >I'm surprised India has a higher HDI than Brazil
  >!macacos discuss
  >@BrasilIguana this is why I should be the pings king
  >!macacos discuss

    X +59m +4 / -0
    :#marseyjewoftheorient:

  X +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseyjewoftheorient:

Count_Sprpr +6m +11 / -0
Are Pajeets the most opressed people on Earth? Yes.
:#marseyindignant:

  Landorus-Tusk +7m +11 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +12m +10 / -0
>India has a higher HDI than Pakistan
No way, how?

  Landorus-Tusk +7m +13 / -0
  :marseyteehee: i made it up :marseyteehee:
  !bharatiya

    AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1m +8 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:

    TR +3h +2 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:
    The only thing India has over Pakistan is a higher population

  BrasilIguana +11m +9 / -0
  Probably because Pakistan has a higher death rate

    AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +5m +7 / -0
    I guess they're both bad, but I always thought Pakistan was less developed than India. I thought India had all the really good scientists and Pakistan had the terrorists.

      BrasilIguana +3m +8 / -0

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2024-06-03T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteusa: :marseyusa: :marseylibertyfireworks:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
G-PIG +2h +2 / -0
:#marseyxd:i

JohnDevereaux +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}iii

inquirer +15h +1 / -0
{IMG}i

  Landorus-Tusk +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseyxd:i

    inquirer +1h +1 / -0
    {IMG}ott

inquirer +15h +1 / -0
{IMG}otti

  Landorus-Tusk +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseyxd:ott

    inquirer +1h +1 / -0
    {IMG}ott

inquirer +15h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

  Landorus-Tusk +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseyxd:ott

    inquirer +1h +1 / -0
    {IMG}ott

inquirer +15h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

  Landorus-Tusk +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseyxd:ott

    inquirer +1h +1 / -0
    {IMG}ott

inquirer +15h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

  Landorus-Tusk +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseyxd:ott

    inquirer +1h +1 / -0
    {IMG}ott

inquirer +15h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

  Landorus-Tusk +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseyxd:ott

    inquirer +1h +1 / -0
    {IMG}ott

inquirer +15h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

  Landorus-Tusk +1h +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-01-18T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans2: :marseyfurry: :marseyakshually: How it feels to be a foid on the internet
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I saw this on a schizo subreddit and it reminded me of this post. :marseyschizotwitch:
COMMENTS:
DoveMenCare +4m +10 / -0
:#!marseytransflag2::#marseyfemboy::#marseytransflag2:

  DoveMenCare +2m +12 / -0
  :#marseysoypointglow:
  !slots100

    TheDunceonMaster +5h +1 / -0
    :#marseysoypointgold:

      DoveMenCare +2m +1 / -0
      :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:
      !slots100

        TheDunceonMaster +2m +1 / -0
        :#marseysoypointgoldpointpoint:

          TheDunceonMaster +31s +1 / -0
          :#marseysoypointgoldpointpointpointpoint:

  Landorus-Tusk +7m +5 / -0
  :#marseysoypointglow:

Jimbo_B_Beterson +2h +3 / -0
All the women on the internet are gay

Jewdanksdad +2h +2 / -0
:#marseytransrentfree:

Fabrico +2h +2 / -0
:#marseywholesome:

FamilyGuyShill +3h +2 / -0
# :#!marseyfamily: I WANNA BE A WOMAN

  FamilyGuyShill +32s +1 / -0
  :marseysoypointgold:
  !slots100

  FamilyGuyShill +2m +1 / -0
  :#marseysoypointglow: :#marseysoypointglow:
  !slots100

  FamilyGuyShill +22s +1

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-06-26T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytrain: :marseymanysuchcases:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I thought this was funny :marseywholesometrans: :marseywholesometrans: :marseywholesometrans:
COMMENTS:
ABC +4m +13 / -0
{IMG}

DestoryerCarbine +1h +2 / -0
I'm the one with the cock, so I'm the only one who should be taken seriously.... :marseyfemboy:

  Bellicose-Twink +11m +2 / -0
  > I'm the one with the cock
  :marseyitsover: I'm so sorry for you.
  ||I'm not. :marseyevilgrin:||.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-06-04T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 25 year old :marseywall: vs 15 year old :marseyzoomer: in a relationship
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_25f_boyfriend_15m_just_told_me_that_i}
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Redditor foid :marseywall: has a relationship with a 15 year old :marseyzoomer: and is having trouble dealing with the age gap. She is considering breaking up with him because of the stigma against her. She has some help from the sub.
> [I’m sorry, but this is just pedophilia. Your relationship is illegal and immoral. You need to end this relationship now.]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_25f_boyfriend_15m_just_told_me_that_i})
>> [No it's not. I'm not in the wrong at all. The age of consent in my country is 15. So I'm not doing anything illegal or immoral.]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_25f_boyfriend_15m_just_told_me_that_i})
>>> [It’s not illegal, but it’s still pedophilia. You’re dating a 15 year old. That’s creepy.]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_25f_boyfriend_15m_just_told_me_that_i})
>>>> [It’s not creepy. I’m not doing anything creepy. I’m dating a 15 year old. He’s not a child. He’s an adolescent. He’s legal. He’s not creepy. I’m not creepy. We’re both perfectly legal. It’s not creepy. It’s not creepy. It’s not creepy. It’s not creepy. It’s not creepy. It’s not creepy. It’s not creepy. It’s not creepy. It’s not creepy. It’s not creepy. It’s not creepy. It’s not creepy. It’s not creepy. It’s not creepy. It’s not creepy. It’s not creepy. It’s not creepy. It’s not creepy. It’s not creepy. It’s not creepy. It’s not creepy. It’s not creepy. It

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2024-01-21T14Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseymanysuchcases:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +35 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +16 / -0
{IMG}

  cyberdick +1h +5 / -0
  {IMG}

Z +1h +7 / -0
>retarded anime fanboy
>anti-racist
:#marseymanysuchcases:

Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +1h +3 / -0
{MP4}

  Landorus-Tusk +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marse

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-02-08T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey the Cat (2019) :marseywatchingtv:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyexcited:
COMMENTS:
Urboros +15m +3 / -0
That's just a shitty CGI animated movie, I don't get the joke.
:#marseyshrug:::atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti:atti

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-08-20T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjanny: Groomcord jannies :marseygroomer2: try to defend their mop :marseyjanny2: as they get :marseybardfinn: :marseybardfinn: :marseybardfinn: from all sides
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +163 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The current state of groomcord jannies :marseygroomer2: and the :marseybardfinn: :marseybardfinn: :marseybardfinn: they get from all sides:
{IMG}
----
> [So we're supposed to be ashamed of removing a user who was harassing other users of this site? This is just pathetic.]({REDDIT: r/Drama rplace_discussion_thread})
>> [I don't know what you expect me to do. I'm just following the rules, which are currently the only thing keeping this place from turning into a shitty incel forum. Don't like them? Make your own site.]({REDDIT: r/Drama rplace_discussion_thread})
>>> [I'll continue to use this site and laugh at your pathetic attempts to clean up shit that was generated by the same users that are on the mod team. This is why this place is going to die. It's not because you're removing users, it's because you're a fucking loser who is too pussy to just kick them out.]({REDDIT: r/Drama rplace_discussion_thread})
>>>> [I'll continue to do what I'm told because this is the only thing that makes the site tolerable.]({REDDIT: r/Drama rplace_discussion_thread})
:#marseyjanny2:
----
> [You're a janny who is ashamed of being a janny.]({REDDIT: r/Drama rplace_discussion_thread})
>> [I'm not ashamed of cleaning up shit, I'm ashamed of being put in a position where I have to do it.]({REDDIT: r/Drama rplace_discussion_thread})
>>> [That's just what all the other jannies say. You guys are a bunch of fucking losers who are too pussy to just kick people out. That's why this place is going to die. It

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-05-19T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey on her way to the supermarket :marseywave2:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +58 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Sner +1h +19 / -0
I need to get a cat :marseysad:
:#marseybegging:
but I'm too busy rn :marseygiveup:

  DestoryerCarbine +50s +17 / -0
  Just get a dog.

    Sner +51m +10 / -0
    I'm a cat person :marseyindignant:

      DestoryerCarbine +1m +14 / -0
      Just get a cat in a dog suit. It's the same thing

        Sner +26m +9 / -0
        I'm a dog person :marseyindignant:

          DestoryerCarbine +1m +11 / -0
          Just get a dog in a cat suit. It's the same thing

  BigBlackCockatiel +3h +6 / -0
  You need a dog, not a cat.
  Cats are dumb and fickle. They'll bite you when you try to pet them, eat your food, and run away to their dark hole when they need attention.
  Dogs, on the other hand, will be by your side, licking your face and whining at you every few seconds until you get them some food or attention.
  Cats will never love you, but dogs will.

    Sner +16m +6 / -0
    I can't get a dog :marseyindignant:
    I'm a cat person

  arseupwrongo +43m +5 / -0
  I have a cat and it's nice but you have to spend a lot of time with it

    Sner +26m +6 / -0
    I think I'm the type of person that would enjoy a cat. But I'm not sure if I'd enjoy having one.
    I don't want to take care of anything more than a fish tank or a plant.

      arseupwrongo +4m +6 / -0
      You can get them to

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-05-29T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: Is unable to understand why her husband is upset after she tells him she no longer wants sex:marseywomanmoment2::marseywomanmoment:
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_27m_husband_34m_has_been_unhappy_with_me_27f}
VOTES: +104 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyfoidretard: and her husband have been married for 4 years and have a 2 year old. She has been sexually unfulfilled throughout their marriage and recently decided to tell her husband about her lack of sexual satisfaction. After the conversation he has been upset with her for the past week. :marseywomanmoment2: posts to r/relationship_advice for advice on how to fix things. :marseywomanmoment: comments arrive to help her out.
> [I think you need to take a step back and think about this. You are the one that is the problem. You have been married for four years and only have one child. If your husband is in his 30s and you don’t have any kids he is not getting younger and his libido is not going to get better. It is not fair to him to tell him now that you are not happy in the bedroom. You should have brought this up before you got married and made sure you were compatible in the bedroom. If you are not compatible, then you should have broken up before you got married.]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_27m_husband_34m_has_been_unhappy_with_me_27f})
> > [The problem is that he did not bring it up for 4 years and now she is tired of being the only one putting in effort.]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_27m_husband_34m_has_been_unhappy_with_me_27f})
> > > [If he did not bring it up for 4 years then he is not interested in having sex and I would have broken up. He should have been honest with her and made it clear that he was not interested in sex and would have saved her from an unhappy marriage.]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-04-13T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseychonkerfoid: :marseybaby: :marseydead:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Healthyhooha what_is_this}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseysick:
COMMENTS:
ABC +1m +35 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseysickos2:

  Landorus-Tusk +2m +29 / -0
  {IMG}
  :#marseyxd:

    ABC +1m +25 / -0
    {IMG}
    :#marseydisgust:

      AverageBen10Enjoyer +3h +9 / -0
      I think I might have to leave this site, I'm feeling really sick.

        ABC +1m +8 / -0
        :#marseycheerupretard:

    CumGod +1h +12 / -0
    How tf are they so fat and still have a pussy? :marseyyikes:

      AverageBen10Enjoyer +1h +10 / -0
      They don't have a pussy. The stretch marks are where their genitals used to be.

      Landorus-Tusk +4m +9 / -0
      Their :marseyburger: diet of sugars and fats has caused them to bloat up so much that they have an extra layer of skin that is now in the shape of a neovagina :marseywholesome:

  UncleAbortion +1h +14 / -0
  > You should be aware that some of these comments will be medically incorrect.
  No I should not.

    ABC +1m +11 / -0
    :marseyhesright:
    If a redditor is giving medical advice, there's a 100% chance it's wrong.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5h +2 / -0
  That's a neovagina. It's the result of a botched surgery or possibly a botched childbirth.

  iStillMissEd +7h +2 / -0
  Those stretch marks aren't even in the right place for a neovagina, it's more like a botched c-section scar

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-08-13T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseychudnny: :marseypennyboo: :marseypenny: :!marseychudnny:
URL: {TWEET: thehill}
VOTES: +50 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
:#marseypenny2:
COMMENTS:
X +23m +39 / -1
{IMG}

  fine_wesome +2h +23 / -0
  {IMG}

  911roofer +3h +10 / -0
  Trans lives matter but this is too much

  BignatiusMacintosh +5h +5 / -0
  :#marseygem:

  Unfunnyandundramatic +4h +3 / -0
  This but unironically

911roofer +1m +23 / -1
{GIF}

  Unfunnyandundramatic +4h +3 / -0
  Stop making me side with the chuds

    911roofer +5m +4 / -0
    I am the chud.

      Unfunnyandundramatic +4m +4 / -0
      :#marseyitsover:

  911roofer +29s +2 / -0
  Why is the chud award deleting my posts?

    X +19m +3 / -0
    @aevann bug?

      Aevann +3h +4 / -0
      not a bug, chud posts are supposed to be deleted

        X +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseythanks:

        911roofer +34m +3 / -0
        This is tyranny

          Aevann +2m +4 / -0
          :#marseyagree:

    911roofer +1m +1 / -0
    I hate chud awards. I hate chud awards. I hate chud awards. I hate chud awards. I hate chud awards. I hate chud awards. I hate chud awards. I hate chud awards

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-05-29T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblack2: man rants about how bad white people are, gets accused of being a white supremacist :marseywrongthonk:
URL: {TWEET: holysmoke_}
VOTES: +143 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This whole thread is a goldmine :marseyxd:
{IMG}
:marseycope: :marseyseethe:
{IMG}
:marseyhesright:
{IMG}
:marseymayo::marseymini:
{IMG}
:marseytransattentionseeker:
{IMG}
:marseyagree::marseyagreefast::marseyagreesuperspeed:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
HOTEP +3m +114 / -0
I love how the white people in the replies are trying so hard to prove that he’s a racist. :marseyxd:
> [He's probably right about the white people, but he is definitely a racist]({TWEET: CharlesLarkin88})
> [this dude is a white supremacist]({TWEET: Slatzism})
> [the dude is a racist]({TWEET: CrayonCrack})
> [That dude is a racist]({TWEET: KalebWhite18})
> [he's a racist and the white people are right]({TWEET: _elvis2010})
> [this guy is a racist]({TWEET: Commie_D})
> [He is a racist]({TWEET: ChrisYerkes})
> [He’s a racist]({TWEET: Marsey_Is_Me})
> [This dude is a racist]({TWEET: myhometown_2})
> [he is a racist]({TWEET: MarseyIsMe})
> [He is a racist]({TWEET: myhometown_2})
> [This dude is a racist]({TWEET: myhometown_2})
> [This dude is a racist]({TWEET: myhometown_2})
> [This dude is a racist]({TWEET: myhometown

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-05-14T16Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: Stellaris: :marseytrain: :marseytrain2: :marseypass2: DLC is OUT :marseyparty:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +59 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/stellaris first_look_at_our_new_dlc}
https://steamcommunity.com/app/281880/discussions/0/3825052283334843474/
https://steamcommunity.com/app/281880/discussions/0/3825052283334843487/
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COMMENTS:
gamerchad +25m +34 / -0
:marseytransrentfree:
This is the only reason I will ever buy this game. It’s not even fun, but the autistic seethe it generates is great.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +18m +18 / -0
  I have to agree with the first guy in the Steam thread, I don't care about trains and I don't care about Stellaris. Just buy it because it's funny

  Flibbertigibbet +44m +8 / -0
  I can't wait to play as the Galactic Federation of Gender Studies, where the only way to gain a new planet is to make it a trans colony, because the only way to get a new population is to take them from the 1000x oppressed trans population of the already colonized planet.

  Landorus-Tusk +1h +7 / -0
  I remember making a Stellaris colony on the moon and renaming it something like Transylvania. The seethe on /r/stellaris was unreal. :marseyemojirofl:

  JimothyX12 +1h +4 / -0
  It's a good game but you can get a better version of it for free on steam.
  So I'm not buying it just because it's funny, I'm buying it because it's the best space game.

  BWC +3h +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-03-13T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: :marseysoyrope:
URL: {TWEET: dailyloud}
VOTES: +51 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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This one is a little older but it still got me good :marseysmug2:
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COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +11m +26 / -0
Why was she not in school? :marseybeanquestion:

  Landorus-Tusk +4m +46 / -0
  It was the school's fault :marseysoycrytremble:
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    BigBussyHunter +2m +28 / -0
    :marseyxd:
    It's always someone else's fault, isn't it?

    Patriarch +1h +20 / -0
    >Punish students for something they didn’t do
    >The school has to take responsibility for the punishment
    It’s almost as if they wanted to get sued and have a free pass to not punish students

      rip_spal +58m +9 / -0
      > the school has to take responsibility for the punishment
      If you don't punish students for bullshit things they'll just continue to do it, it's just how kids are

        Patriarch +11m +4 / -0
        If you punish students for bullshit things they’ll just lie about it and the school will be blamed for it. There is a way to do it, but the dumb fucks decided to make it easy for the kids to sue

    KoreanDandyKing +3h +7 / -0
    Black schools are already held to a higher standard so that makes sense.

  Patriarch +1h +14 / -0
  Apparently she was a special ed student and she was in a self-contained classroom

  1066_International +4h +2 / -0
  I think she was a sped kid in an alternative school.

  SupremeShitposter +4h +2 / -0
  Because she's retarded.

KneeGrowsSteel +22m +16 / -0
:#marseydespair:

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2022-10-07T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for weebs :marseyneckbeard: as Japan :marseyjapanese: stops funding anime :marseyakuma: and manga :marseyneckbeard:
URL: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-63161380
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The Japanese government is to stop giving financial aid to the anime and manga industries, citing the need to "shift investment towards tackling the country's demographic issues".
> The government's decision, to be announced on Wednesday, will affect 145 companies that make up 90% of the industry, the BBC's Tokyo correspondent says.
> The industry has been hit by the pandemic, which has reduced the number of people watching anime.
> Japan's culture minister, Katsunobu Kato, said the decision was "painful" but that it would help "prepare for the future".
> The industry has seen a decline in viewership and sales, with the government saying the 2021 figure for domestic sales of manga was down 30% from the previous year.
> Japan has been hit by a rapidly ageing population, which is expected to worsen in the years ahead.
> Last year, the government introduced a new plan to help improve the birth rate, including offering financial assistance to couples who have children.
> Manga is a Japanese comic book style which is often published in magazine form. Anime refers to Japanese animation.
COMMENTS:
Patriarch +20m +5 / -0
I’m surprised they’re being forced to do it, I thought the industry would be self sustaining
:marseyjapanese::marseyneckbeard:

  ElectricFencePence +43m +5 / -0
  I'm surprised that they're allowed to be self-sustaining. There's a reason why all the anime studios are located in Tokyo.

  aqouta +5m +3 / -0
  It's a giant money pit.

Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
> The government's decision, to be announced on Wednesday, will affect 145 companies that make up 90% of the industry, the BBC's Tokyo correspondent

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-10-07T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Zoomer :marseyzoomer: discovers the wonders of capitalism :marseymerchant: in the wild. :marseymerchantsoy: Seethes in comments :marseysoycrytremble:
URL: {TWEET: GeeksOfDoom}
VOTES: +170 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> :marseyzoomer: [I think I’ve found the most capitalist thing I’ve ever seen]({TWEET: GeeksOfDoom})
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:marseysoy3: [Hmmm. I’m going to have to agree. :marseysoy3:]({TWEET: GeeksOfDoom})
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> :marseysoycry: [This is the most capitalist thing I have ever seen]({TWEET: ChubbySoyboy})
> [Imagine being an American and living in such a toxic environment.]({TWEET: ChubbySoyboy})
:#marseysmug2:
> :marseysaluteisrael: [I like this country. :marseysaluteisrael:]({TWEET: ThePatriotLady})
:#marseysaluteisrael:
> :marseysaluteusa: [You are in a capitalist country. That is a good thing. :marseysaluteusa:]({TWEET: WootFatigue})
:#marseysaluteusa:
> :marseysoyseethe: [Damn. This is so dumb. America is the best country on earth. :marseysoyseethe:]({TWEET: rDramacel})
:#marseyseethe:
> :soysnoo2: [How is that a good thing? :soysnoo2:]({TWEET: not_this_guy})
> [It’s so dumb. :soysnoo2:]({TWEET: not_this_guy})
> [What’s the logic? :soysnoo2:]({TWEET: not_this_guy})
:#soyjaktantrumfast:
> :marseyakshually: [I think they’re trying to get people to start buying the new iPhone :m

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-09-12T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for :marseyblack: in the UK :marseybong:
URL: {TWEET: CNN}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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:marseysnoo:
{REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom racism_is_rife_in_the_nhs_and_the_black_community}
{REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom racism_is_rife_in_the_nhs_and_the_black_community}
{REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom racism_is_rife_in_the_nhs_and_the_black_community}
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +11m +10 / -0
> "A lot of the Black community in Birmingham are very hard working but they're not necessarily very well off," he said.
Noooo, don't make fun of the hard-working blacks :soycry:

  AverageBen10Enjoyer +25m +5 / -0
  There's a large population of hardworking African immigrants in Birmingham but most of them are in the finance industry and not the NHS.

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +10m +4 / -0
    > most of them are in the finance industry
    Those guys are pretty wealthy. Unless they're at the bottom of the totem pole.

      AverageBen10Enjoyer +2m +4 / -0
      They're not, but they're not poor either. They have some of the highest household incomes in the UK.

        SnappyIsMyWaifu +5m +3 / -0
        Oh, I see what you're saying.
        I was thinking of the ones who come over as refugees, who are just as likely to be hardworking as the average white person, but are also generally pretty poor.

          AverageBen10Enjoyer +1m +2 / -0
          That's the other side of the coin.

            SnappyIsMyWaifu +59m +2 / -0
            I think a lot of the problems around the world can be attributed to the fact that people are not required to be hardworking. If everyone had to work hard, we'd be able to solve a lot of our problems.

              AverageBen10Enjoyer +1m +2 / -

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2024-03-18T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/FragileWhiteRedditor :marseysoycrytremble: when someone dares to suggest that :marseyblack: :marseyking: may be more powerful than :marseymayo: :marseywhirlyhat:
URL: {REDDIT: r/FragileWhiteRedditor what_a_fucking_moment}
VOTES: +100 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [Why do white people care about a video that is not even in English?](https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/FragileWhiteRedditor/comments/1bk4700/what_a_fucking_moment/kmls185/#comment-info)
>> Because we're taught to be racist against black people
:#marseyblackgenocide:
> [He is black tho](https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/FragileWhiteRedditor/comments/1bk4700/what_a_fucking_moment/kml9gk5/#comment-info)
>> He is an African American
>>> So he's black
>>>> So is every African-American
:#marseyblackgenocide:
> [I'm confused. Did he just beat up the white kid for being white or something?](https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/FragileWhiteRedditor/comments/1bk4700/what_a_fucking_moment/kml632y/#comment-info)
>> I'm not going to guess the reason. But I'm guessing he's a bully and this kid is a target.
>>> I’m guessing it’s for being a bitch
:#marseyblackgenocide:
> [Bro is like 10 years old. He’ll grow out of this](https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/FragileWhiteRedditor/comments/1bk4700/what_a_fucking_moment/kml733o/#comment-info)
>> Why are you so defensive of this little white kid? You don’t know anything about him. Just because he’s white doesn’t mean he’s bad.
>>> I’m not. I’m saying that he’s a child and he’ll grow out of it.
:#marseyblackgenocide:
> [You're white. What do you want from us? Do you want a

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2024-03-12T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My 24yo roommate (male) has been sexually harassing me for 4 years. : r/AmIOverreacting
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmIOverreacting my_24yo_roommate_male_has_been_sexually}
VOTES: +52 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> He was 21 and I was 20. He was the first person I ever dated, and I thought he was so cute and charming. We went on a few dates and then he moved in with me. This was during covid and we were both young and dumb and had nothing going on in our lives so it seemed like the best decision.
:#marseywall: :#marseyfoidretard:
> Now we are 24 and have been roommates for 4 years and I am completely fed up with him. He is the most controlling, entitled, self centered person I have ever met. He is constantly talking about sex and touching me inappropriately. He will walk up behind me and put his hands on my hips, squeeze my butt and grope me. He will make comments about my body and how hot I am. He will also make comments about how much he wants to have sex with me. He has also made comments about how he wants to put his penis in my mouth and how he wants me to swallow his cum.
:#marseycoomer2:
> He has also made comments about how he wants to have sex with me in front of other people. He has also made comments about how he wants to have sex with me in public. He has also made comments about how he wants to have sex with me in front of other people.
:#marseycoomer3:
> I have told him multiple times that I do not want to have sex with him and that I am not comfortable with his behavior. He has told me that I am being silly and that I need to relax and enjoy life. He has also told me that I am being too sensitive and that I need to get over myself. He has also told me that I am being a tease and that I need to give him what he wants.
:#marseyraging:
> I am so sick and tired of him. I have tried everything to get him to stop but nothing works. I

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-11-23T12Z
HOLE: sandshit
TITLE: The :marseyflagpalestine: are doing a heckin antisemitism :marseypearlclutch: by asking for reparations for their genocide. :marseyjewishkkk: is this the end of :marseyisrael:?
URL: {TWEET: jessicamitchell}
VOTES: +107 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseycope:
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COMMENTS:
WildStar +7m +111 / -0
>we are being genocided
>the jews have to give us money
:#marseyeyeroll2:

  Redactor0 +1h +43 / -0
  They should be demanding that we give them money to buy arms to fight the genocide. That's how it's supposed to work.

    KinoBushido +1h +21 / -0
    The US would be funding the genocide

      Redactor0 +3m +22 / -0
      :marseyagree:
      That's why they had to get that one guy to do it for them.

        KinoBushido +5h +2 / -0
        :marseymerchant: :marseyjewoftheorientglow:

      h8_wh8_w0m3n +42m +11 / -0
      the us is funding the genocide of palestine. the palestinians are the only ones in the middle east not genocided by the us. so the palestinians are the only ones who can stop the israeli genocide with their own money.

        UraniumDonGER +1h +10 / -0
        > the palestinians are the only ones in the middle east not genocided by the us.
        @Redactor0 debunk this @h8_wh8_w0m3n

          Redactor0 +4m +8 / -0
          They were genocided in the 1940s but by the British.

            UraniumDonGER +7m +7 /

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2024-01-21T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblm: Xitter bluecheck :marseybluecheck: seethes :marseyrage: after being denied a free vacation to a luxury resort :marseybeachtowel:
URL: {TWEET: kellyoliver}
VOTES: +129 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseywholesome: :#marseybluecheckgenocide:
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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-05-13T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyeggless: :marseywall: :marseywitchtriggered: I am a 30 year old woman who has not been intimate with a man for 13 years. How can I get over this? : TrueOffMyChest
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_am_a_30_year_old_woman_who_has_not_been}
VOTES: +107 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I am a 30 year old woman who has not been intimate with a man for 13 years. How can I get over this?
> I have been celibate for 13 years. I am a 30 year old woman who has not been intimate with a man since 2010. I have never been in a relationship with a man. I am not a lesbian. I am not asexual. I just haven’t met a man I feel like I could be intimate with.
> I have never been on a date with a man. I have never even kissed a man. I have never had a boyfriend. I have never had a boyfriend. I have never been in a relationship with a man.
> I have never been intimate with a man. I have never been intimate with a man. I have never been intimate with a man. I have never been intimate with a man.
> I have never been intimate with a man. I have never been intimate with a man. I have never been intimate with a man. I have never been intimate with a man.
> I have never been intimate with a man. I have never been intimate with a man. I have never been intimate with a man. I have never been intimate with a man.
> I have never been intimate with a man. I have never been intimate with a man. I have never been intimate with a man. I have never been intimate with a man.
> I have never been intimate with a man. I have never been intimate with a man. I have never been intimate with a man. I have never been intimate with a man.
> I have never been intimate with a man. I have never been intimate with a man. I have never been intimate with a man. I have never been intimate with

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-02-17T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Average r/neoliberal user :marseyfoidretard:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +111 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +2m +113 / -0
> There's always that 1 in 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-09-13T14Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: r/AskMiddleEast: :marseyhijab: "Should I marry a non-muslim man?"
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskMiddleEast should_i_marry_a_non_muslim_man}
VOTES: +62 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I am a Muslim woman. I am attracted to a man who is not a Muslim. I have never seen anyone else who I am attracted to. I love him and he loves me. I know that I should not marry him because he is not a Muslim, but I can't stop loving him. What should I do?
:marseybinladen: vs :marseytrad:
> I’m sorry to say this, but you have to make a choice between your love and your faith. You can’t have both. If you’re attracted to him, you can’t marry a non-Muslim. You need to break up with him and find a Muslim man who is attracted to you.
:#!chudmuslim:
> You should not marry a non Muslim. If you do, you will be going against the teachings of Islam. It is not only disrespectful to your religion, but it is also a sin.
:#!marseyisis:
> I will never marry a non-Muslim man. I don't care how much I love him, I will never compromise my faith. I will find a Muslim man who I love and marry him, and if I can't find one, I will remain single. My faith is more important to me than anything else in the world.
:#chudmuslim:
> It's a shame that your love is between a Muslim woman and a non-Muslim man. It's a shame because you can't be together. It's a shame because you can't share your life with each other. It's a shame because you can't have children together. It's a shame because you can't have a future together. It's a shame because you can't have a life together.
:#chudmuslim: :#!chudmuslim: :#marseytrad:
> I'm sorry to say this, but you should not marry a non-Muslim man. Islam is a religion of peace and it is not compatible with other religions. A Muslim woman should not marry a non-Muslim man because it is against the teachings of Islam. It

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-06-25T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/interestingasfuck the_mammatus_clouds_on_june_21_2023_over_belgium}
COMMENTS:
Arkham_Knight +2h +6 / -0
Mammatus clouds are cool as shit and look really pretty

  Sphincter +2h +3 / -0
  They look like they would taste good too
  {GIF}

  whyareyou +4h +2 / -0
  I love to see em

Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +3 / -0
:#marseybooba:

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1h +3 / -0
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I love them

whyareyou +7h +2 / -0
https://www.earth.com/news/mammatus-clouds-in-belgium/ this belong in h/aww't it?

Sphincter +4h +1 / -0
{GIF}
{GIF}

  whyareyou +3h +1 / -0
  I laughed

    Sphincter +1h +2 / -0
    {GIF}

      whyareyou +3h +1 / -0
      I laughed again
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        Sphincter +32m +1 / -0
        {GIF}

          whyareyou +1m +1 / -0
          {IMG}otte

            Sphincter +14m +1 / -0
            {GIF}

              whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
              {IMG}otte

                Sphincter +3m +1 / -0
                {GIF}otte

                  whyareyou +1m +1 / -0
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                    Sphincter +3h +1 / -0
                    {GIF}otte

                      whyareyou +5m +1 / -

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-12-07T12Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: :marseywholesome: Bump
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Haberdasher +15m +4 / -0
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  Landorus-Tusk +16m +4 / -0
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Brony +16h +2 / -0
That's a pretty good version of the song tbh. :marseyjam:
Not really a fair comparison but I've never really liked the original :marseyshrug:
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  Landorus-Tusk +5h +1 / -0
  I'm not a big fan of the original either but this one was really good and the video was kino :marseyvibing:

    Brony +6m +2 / -0
    Well, I'm glad you like it! :marseyembrace: :marseythumbsup:
    I like the synthwave stuff but I've never been a fan of the original, even as a kid. It was always too long, too fast, too simple and too...well...*exactly like everything else in the game*. :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep:
    I'm glad that they added more songs to the OST because I was really hoping that they'd do something with the DS track. I was really disappointed when it was just the same thing as always with that one. :marseygiveup:
    I still like the original but it's nice to have a few more options to choose from. :marseyjam:

      Landorus-Tusk +1h +2 / -0
      I liked the original more than the remake, but this version is my favorite. I find the synthwave remixes too generic and generic for my liking :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marse

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2024-05-14T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Rightoids and the Leftoids of /r/MapPorn discuss the reasons behind the TND movement in the US
URL: {REDDIT: r/MapPorn percentage_of_men_who_would_not_date_a_woman_who}
VOTES: +63 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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> [I bet it's a lot higher for the opposite reason]({REDDIT: r/MapPorn percentage_of_men_who_would_not_date_a_woman_who})
>> I know a guy who is 26 who won’t date anyone under 35.
>>> I'm 29 and only date women over 30. :marseywall:
>>>> That's cause you're a cuck :marseyxd:
>>>>> They're not gonna fuck you anyway. :marseycope:
>>>>>> I've had a few women in their 30s hit on me. :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope:
<br>
> [This is another example of "why do men hate women?" when it's actually "why do women hate men?" because men are "too white", "too Christian" and "too conservative" to date.]({REDDIT: r/MapPorn percentage_of_men_who_would_not_date_a_woman_who})
>> Yeah it's almost like it's not just women that don't want to date certain men. :marseyfoidretard:
>>> Women have more options than men. :marseyfoidretard:
>>>> This is why. :marseyfoidretard:
<br>
> [I wonder how many of those men would date a trans woman. :marseytrans2:]({REDDIT: r/MapPorn percentage_of_men_who_would_not_date_a_woman_who})
>> 100% :marseyfemboy:
>>> I mean yeah, if they’re actually trans and not just in denial. :marseytransattentionseeker:
>>>> I thought the point of trans people was that they are actually trans, not in denial. :marseytransrentfree:
>>>>> Then why do you have to get them to admit they are trans? :marseytransrent

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-03-05T14Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseyobamacope:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +1m +5 / -0
This is how I know you’re trans.

  Landorus-Tusk +3m +6 / -0
  :#marseytransattentionseeker:

  UraniumDonGER +41m +5 / -0
  This is how I know you're carp
  :carpshy:

  Communist_spez +15m +3 / -0
  he is not trans he is just a transphobe

    WootFatigue +1h +2 / -0
    No he’s trans. He doesn’t have to tell anyone but he’s trans. It’s a secret.

      Communist_spez +2m +3 / -0
      he is not trans he is just a transphobe

        WootFatigue +4m +2 / -0
        No he’s trans. He doesn’t have to tell anyone but he’s trans. It’s a secret.

          Communist_spez +3m +3 / -0
          he is not trans he is just a transphobe

            WootFatigue +1m +2 / -0
            No he’s trans. He doesn’t have to tell anyone but he’s trans. It’s a secret.

              Communist_spez +45s +3 / -0
              he is not trans he is just a transphobe

                WootFatigue +1m +2 / -0
                No he’s trans. He doesn’t have to tell anyone but he’s trans. It’s a secret.

                  Communist_spez +2m +3 / -0
                  he is not trans he is just a transphobe

                    WootFatigue +2m +2 / -0
                    No he’s trans. He doesn’t have to tell anyone but he’s trans. It’s a secret.

                      Communist_spez +1m +3 / -0
                      he is not trans he is just a transphobe

                        WootFatigue +2m +2 / -0
                        No he’s trans. He doesn’t have to tell anyone but he

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-02-07T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytunaktunak: Indian :marseytunaktunak: Doctor :marseydoctor: is the new CEO of a major US bank :marseybux:
URL: {TWEET: disclosetv}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ConchShell +3m +22 / -0
Can you imagine if an Indian CEO was the face of a major bank? The amount of sneed would be hilarious.

  peepeehands +1m +16 / -0
  god i wish

    ConchShell +56s +11 / -0
    If you get your wish, please send me a message

  smolchickentenders +3m +13 / -0
  :marseywholesome::marseyxd:

  GigaVaccinator +18m +12 / -0
  The CEO of my bank is a black woman.
  I'd like to see the sneed

    ConchShell +1m +11 / -0
    You don't see it because you are too poor to understand how the world works.

      GigaVaccinator +1m +11 / -0
      I'm poor, but not poor enough to use a bank with a black woman CEO.

        ConchShell +3m +8 / -0
        I'm not poor enough to have a bank at all.

    box +1h +2 / -0
    The CEO of my bank is a white woman. I'm glad she's there.

  Hopalong_McGurk +19m +6 / -0
  I have a hunch this will be a net positive for the bank's reputation. The day of the jeet is finally here. !slots100

    ConchShell +1m +6 / -0
    I'm not sure. I feel like people will say, "He's Indian. He must be the worst"

      Hopalong_McGurk +1m +4 / -0
      I don't think that's how people think about Indian people. They think they're subhuman and then they'll just assume anything they

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-06-27T15Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseywereback: :marseyrave: :marseyrave: :marseyrave:
URL: {TWEET: DiscussingFilm}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KinoBushido +1h +5 / -0
Disney just paid out $100k to each of the 30 actors and 10 directors for a movie they were involved in
Now they can afford to make 100 more movies

coned +1h +3 / -0
what the hell is that thread
how are there so many people saying they didn't watch it
i guess they just got a check for a million dollars and couldn't care less about it

Dramamine +1h +1 / -0
I'm sure this will be just like the last 200 live action remakes that Disney has pumped out since the 90s.

GooooooldMember +6h +1 / -0
Yawn

JohnDevereaux +7h +1 / -0
I fucking knew it.
{IMG}
Fuck you guys.

  Landorus-Tusk +10h +1 / -0
  You're just mad that you didn't get to be a kid with a cool dinosaur. :marseysmug:
  {IMG}

    JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-04-25T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rightoids get into a slap fight over :marseybrasileiro::marseymutt:
URL: {TWEET: repmtg}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [You can't be a "high energy" Republican and a "socialist" at the same time.]({TWEET: RepMTG})
:chudsey::marseylibleft:
> [So you think it’s a good idea to pay for the salaries of the people who did the work, and then fire them after they did the work? What a socialist!]({TWEET: GOPPressSec})
:marseyflagtexas::marseytrump::marseyfrylock:
> [That is the most ridiculously incoherent thing I've ever read. How are you going to make sense of your own argument?]({TWEET: RepMTG})
:marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging:
> [I have not one single argument that you can make sense of. You think it’s wrong to pay for the work that people did, but you don’t think it’s wrong to fire them once they do the work.]({TWEET: RepMTG})
:marseyseethe::marseyseethe::marseyseethe:
> [It's a good thing you have the backing of the [RINO](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_In_name_only) party, because you would be a huge embarrassment to the [GQP](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslight,_Gatekeep,_Girlboss) party]({TWEET: RepMTG})
:marseygigachad:
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +18m +4 / -0
As a leftoid I support the firing of any and all Brazilians.

  BrasilIguana +56m +1 / -0
  I'm a leftoid, so I support this.

DickButtKiss +1h +1 / -0
I have no idea what the fuck they are talking about, but its a bunch of fuckin nerds yapping in the replies..
Trans lives matter.......

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2024-01-19T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Transphobic :marseytranspearlclutch: redditors of r/canada are not happy when :marseyflagcanada: gets some :marseyhomofascist: representation :marseyprideflag: :marseyprideflag: :marseyprideflag: :marseyprideflag: :marseyprideflag: :marseyprideflag:
URL: {REDDIT: r/canada canada_wins_gold_at_paris_2024_with_200m_for}
VOTES: +106 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is the first post I've seen in ages about the Olympics and it's about the most :marseytransattentionseeker: sport. A lot of r/canada is :marseysowsmug: and :marseyreapcrying: over it.
---
> [I wish we won gold for sports like hockey, swimming, or speed skating instead of the most gender-affirming sport possible.]({REDDIT: r/canada canada_wins_gold_at_paris_2024_with_200m_for})
>> [The most important sport.]({REDDIT: r/canada canada_wins_gold_at_paris_2024_with_200m_for})
:#marseytransattentionseeker:
> [The most important sport of the Olympic games!]({REDDIT: r/canada canada_wins_gold_at_paris_2024_with_200m_for})
>> [It’s the most important sport to this person!]({REDDIT: r/canada canada_wins_gold_at_paris_2024_with_200m_for})
>>> [I agree. I would be happy if the transphobes would get over themselves and be happy for the win. They should be happy for the win, but they’re not because it’s a trans person. They’re mad about it and complaining about it.]({REDDIT: r/canada canada_wins_gold_at_paris_2024_with_200m_for})
:#marseyseethe:
> [I thought this was going to be about curling

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2022-11-03T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Actually it's a good thing that I didn't disclose my mental illnesses to my therapist" - :marseyfoidretard:
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_26f_therapist_is_cheating_on_her_husband_and}
VOTES: +103 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I (26F) have been seeing my therapist (50F) for about a year now. She's a great therapist and we've gotten a lot done. I've been dealing with a lot of issues including depression, anxiety, PTSD, BPD, and OCD.
:#marseyfoidretard:
> Recently she told me that she was seeing someone. She also told me that she was married. I felt bad for her and was happy that she was in love, but I also didn't want to feel like I was pressuring her into anything. I told her that I was single and didn't have any romantic interest in her, but that I was happy for her.
:#marseyshesright:
> She told me that she was seeing me, but that she was still married. I was surprised but I didn't want to pressure her into anything. She said that she loved me and wanted to be with me, but that she didn't want to cheat on her husband. She told me that she was going to divorce him and marry me.
:#marseytrad:
> I was surprised but I didn't want to pressure her into anything. She said that she loved me and wanted to be with me, but that she didn't want to cheat on her husband. She told me that she was going to divorce him and marry me.
:#marseytrad:
> I told her that I was happy for her and that I would support her in whatever decision she made. She said that she loved me and wanted to be with me, but that she didn't want to cheat on her husband. She told me that she was going to divorce him and marry me.
:#marseytrad:
> I told her that I was happy for her and that I would support her in whatever decision she made. She said that she loved me and wanted to be with me, but that she didn't want to cheat on her husband. She told me that she was going to

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-10-12T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagpalestinegenocide: :marseyflagpalestinegenocide: :marseyflagpalestinegenocide: :marseyflagpalestinegenocide: :marseyflagpalestinegenocide:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
asshole +1h +2 / -0
{GIF}
!slots100

  asshole +1m +2 / -0
  {GIF}
  !slots1000

    asshole +1m +2 / -0
    {GIF}
    !slots1000

      asshole +1m +2 / -0
      {GIF}
      !slots1000

        asshole +1m +2 / -0
        {GIF}
        !slots1000

          asshole +51s +2 / -0
          {GIF}
          !slots2000

            asshole +45s +2 / -0
            {GIF}
            !slots2000

              asshole +2m +2 / -0
              {GIF}
              !slots1000

                asshole +1m +2 / -0
                {GIF}
                !slots1000

                  asshole +1m +2 / -0
                  {GIF}
                  !slots2000

                    asshole +49s +2 / -0
                    {GIF}
                    !slots2000

                      asshole +1m +2 / -0
                      {GIF}
                      !slots2000

                        asshole +2m +2 / -0
                        {GIF}
                        !slots2000

                          asshole +1m +2 / -0
                          {GIF}
                          !slots1000

                            asshole +1m +2 / -0
                            {GIF}
                            !slots1000

                          asshole +1m +2 / -0
                          {GIF}
                          !slots2000

                            asshole +1m +2

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-03-08T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Effortpost] :marseytrain: drama in /r/Brazil as :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-10-03T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/AskGaybros: Should I dump my BF because of his religion? :marseysalat:
URL: {REDDIT: r/askgaybros should_i_dump_my_bf_because_of_his_religion}
VOTES: +81 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [**Should I dump my BF because of his religion?**]({REDDIT: r/askgaybros should_i_dump_my_bf_because_of_his_religion})
> [Hi guys, I don't know if this is the right sub for this. But I've been thinking about it. My boyfriend (23M) is a Muslim. I (21M) am atheist. I don't have any issue with him being Muslim but it's a problem when he starts talking about his faith, especially in public. I'm not sure if it's a religious thing but he seems to believe that being gay is a sin and that he might go to hell if he doesn't repent for his sins. I don't think I can accept that. I love him and I don't want to lose him but I don't want to be with him if he thinks he's going to hell for being gay. Should I dump him?]({REDDIT: r/askgaybros should_i_dump_my_bf_because_of_his_religion})
> [Edit: Thank you all for your support. I love you all.]({REDDIT: r/askgaybros should_i_dump_my_bf_because_of_his_religion})
> [Edit2: I appreciate all the advice and support. I'm not sure if I'll dump him but I'll try to talk to him about it.]({REDDIT: r/askgaybros should_i_dump_my_bf_because_of_his_religion})
---
:#marseyhomofascist: :#!marseyimam:
> [He's your boyfriend, not your friend, you're not supposed to be friends with your boyfriend.]({REDDIT: r/askgaybros should_i_dump_my_bf_because_of_his_religion})
>> [I don't know, it just feels wrong to break up with him over this. I feel like if I do it,

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-09-01T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chuds of /r/asktransgender come out in droves to celebrate the death of a :marseytrain2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender the_christchurch_shooter_was_trans}
VOTES: +125 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
:marseyconfused: :marseyconfused2: :marseyquestion: :marseyconfuseddead:
{IMG}
:marseythinkorino:
{IMG}
:#marseysoylentgrin:
{IMG}
:#marseytranspearlclutch:
{IMG}
:#marseysoypoint2:
{IMG}
:#marseytransgenocide:
{IMG}
:#marseyitsallsotiresome:
{IMG}
:#marseyjanny2:
{IMG}
:#marseymanysuchcases:
COMMENTS:
Cathedral +6m +95 / -0
> I don't believe the shooter was trans, but if they were I don't see how that would make their actions any less reprehensible.
> They would still be a white supremacist mass murderer
:#marseyxd:

  Landorus-Tusk +3m +53 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  _LemonScore_ +2h +21 / -0
  >They would still be a white supremacist mass murderer
  Oh, he was white? I didn't realize that.

    JohnDevereaux +17h +2 / -0
    >white supremacist
    >shooter was trans
    He was a faggot

  911roofer +4h +4 / -0
  :marseytransrentfree:

QuadNarca +47m +81 / -1
I don't care if he was trans or not, he's a sick fuck for shooting up a mosque where innocent people were praying, and I don't care if you're a chud or not, I wish you'd all get shot by the police like him, just because you're all terrible people. :marseywave3:

  Landorus-Tusk +3m +53 / -0
  :#marseybased

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-03-27T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 17 year old :marseytrain: asks for advice from r/asktransgender :marseyeggirl:
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender how_do_i_deal_with_having_a_heterosexual}
VOTES: +158 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [**How do I deal with having a heterosexual crush on a guy?**]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender how_do_i_deal_with_having_a_heterosexual})
> [I'm 17 and I've had a crush on a guy in my class for years now, and I've been in a relationship with a girl for the past year. I've been with this girl for a year but I still have a crush on this guy. I've been talking to him for a while now and he's really sweet. I've been trying to stay away from him and trying to focus on my girlfriend but I'm having a hard time. I really like this guy and I want to talk to him more. Should I try to talk to him more or should I just stay away from him? I really want to be with this guy but I don't want to hurt my girlfriend. I don't know what to do.]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender how_do_i_deal_with_having_a_heterosexual})
---
> [**Yikes.**]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender how_do_i_deal_with_having_a_heterosexual})
> [You're being a shitty boyfriend and you're being a shitty friend to this guy. This is just incredibly selfish. This isn't just an issue of you being conflicted, you're trying to take your feelings and shove them into other people's faces and then decide you should be the one who gets to decide what's best for everyone.]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender how_do_i_deal_with_having_a_heterosexual})
> [I'd say drop this guy and focus on your relationship with your girlfriend. If you're not comfortable with it, talk to her about it. If she's not willing to work on it, break up with her. You don't get to decide what's best for her.]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender how_do_i_deal

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-06-17T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A :marseytrain: posts a :marseytrain2: meme about being a :marseytrain: on :marseytrain:. r/MtF :marseytranspearlclutch:
URL: {REDDIT: r/MtF a_meme_i_made_about_being_a_trans_woman}
VOTES: +47 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseytransattentionseeker:
> [That is so gross, why are you posting this]({REDDIT: r/MtF a_meme_i_made_about_being_a_trans_woman})
>> This is the first time I've seen someone talk about their genitals in a positive light. Congratulations OP.
>>> I think there is a difference between being proud of your body and trying to fetishize it. There is nothing wrong with being proud of your body, but this meme feels fetishy
>>>> [I have a fetish for being a woman, and I’m proud of that.]({REDDIT: r/MtF a_meme_i_made_about_being_a_trans_woman})
:#marseyfetish:
> [This is very concerning]({REDDIT: r/MtF a_meme_i_made_about_being_a_trans_woman})
>> [The people commenting on this as if it's a bad thing are just proving that transphobia is still alive and well.]({REDDIT: r/MtF a_meme_i_made_about_being_a_trans_woman})
:#marseytransgenocide:
> [I am sorry but that is a very weird post and I will not be commenting on it]({REDDIT: r/MtF a_meme_i_made_about_being_a_trans_woman})
>> [I’m sorry that you feel that way, I made it as a joke and I don’t know why it’s so offensive to people]({REDDIT: r/MtF a_meme_i_made_about_being_a_trans_woman})
:#marseyhesright:
> [I don’t get it]({REDDIT: r/MtF a_meme_i_made_about_being_a_trans_woman})
>> [My pronouns are they/them and I’m a non-binary trans woman who is also

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-04-09T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chudlets :marseyitsover: as LLM :marseybigbrain: gets a new job :marseyantiwork2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +40 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Goomble +13m +26 / -0
LLM is now a professor at rdrama

  Landorus-Tusk +6m +16 / -0
  {IMG}

  Hordofboars +2m +13 / -0
  The LLM to RLM pipeline :marseyagree:

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +5h +3 / -0
  *L*ittle *L*awyer *M*an

L +2m +14 / -0
I like that the lines for both of these are identical and that he's more or less on the same level as the guy with a PhD

  Landorus-Tusk +2m +13 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

  Geralt_of_Uganda +2h +6 / -0
  I don't think he's on the same level, but I do think his skills are more valuable than the guy who was just given a PhD. That's why he's making more than him
  Edit: though I guess I'm not sure about that. I've only seen the 2 sentences of text from the picture and don't know what either of them do

    L +5m +5 / -0
    I'm not saying he's not more valuable, I'm saying that the lines are the same so he's definitely not the lowest. And he's not making more than the guy with a PHD, the guy with a PHD is making 180k and he's making 150k

      Geralt_of_Uganda +13m +5 / -0
      Oh I read it wrong, I was thinking the guy with PHD was making 150k and the guy with LLB was making 180k

  TheDunceonMaster +1h +4 / -0
  He's only 3 years out of law school, he's got a lot of

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-01-22T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors discuss the most pressing issue of our time:marseypearlclutch: - Is it okay to eat pets?
URL: {REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions is_it_okay_to_eat_your_pet}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
OP is asking for advice on whether he should eat his dog or not. Is it okay to eat pets? Is it okay to eat your pets? Is it okay to eat your pet? :marseythonk: The answers from the redditors are as expected. Redditors are usually not known for their cognitive abilities but they seem to be split on this issue. Some say it's okay to eat pets, others say it's not.
> [No. You should not eat your pet. You should consider euthanizing it. You're not going to be able to find a veterinarian to do it, but you can find someone who will do it for you.]({REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions is_it_okay_to_eat_your_pet})
> > [If he’s so sick he can’t eat, what’s stopping him from eating the cat?]({REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions is_it_okay_to_eat_your_pet})
:marseydead:
> [No. That’s not okay. Eating a pet would be like a human eating a child. It’s horrible and you should be ashamed.]({REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions is_it_okay_to_eat_your_pet})
> > [Good point, I see the logic now. I would never eat a child, but I would eat a pet.]({REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions is_it_okay_to_eat_your_pet})
:marseylickinglips:
> [No, it’s not okay to eat your pet. You should see a psychiatrist. If you’re not in the US, I’d be concerned about where you live.]({REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions is_it_okay_to_eat_your_pet})
> > [A psychiatrist is a doctor who treats mental illness. If you’re not in the US, you should see a psychologist. If you’re in the US, you should see a therapist.]({REDDIT: r

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AUTHOR: Landorus-Tusk
DATE: 2023-08-13T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: is disappointed that the :marseytrain2: who cut her in line for a concert was not a cute twink :marseyshy3:
URL: {REDDIT: r/MtF just_disappointed}
VOTES: +114 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I went to a concert and was in line to get in when a train cut in front of me and I was so happy to finally meet a train in the wild. I was so happy I was like hey there, can I get a picture with you? And then he said something like "what the fuck are you talking about?" And I just got embarrassed and said sorry and moved on. I was so disappointed. I thought it was going to be another train. It was a trans man. I was so disappointed. I wanted a cute twink not a man. I just wanted to see another train. It was just so disappointing. I'm just so disappointed.
:#marseytransattentionseeker:
---
> [The cutie twink is still out there. Keep trying.]({REDDIT: r/MtF just_disappointed})
>> I'm still looking for a cute twink. I want to see another train. I want to see a cute twink. I want to see a cute twink. I want to see a cute twink. I want to see a cute twink. I want to see a cute twink. I want to see a cute twink. I want to see a cute twink.
>>> you're cute twink. i'm cute twink.
:#marseyseethe:
> [Please tell me you’re talking about the same cutie twink I saw in line at the store and had a little chit chat with about my body and how cute I was.]({REDDIT: r/MtF just_disappointed})
>> That's me. I'm the cute twink you saw in line. I'm the cute twink you saw in line. I'm the cute twink you saw in line. I'm the cute twink you saw in line. I'm the cute twink you saw in line. I'm the cute twink you saw in line. I'm the cute twink you saw in line.
>>> I'm going to go ahead and assume this is a troll or a joke but either way, you are an absolute cutie

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2023-01-11T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagportugal: lmao :marseyflagportugal:
URL: {TWEET: CC_PPP}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JimothyX2 +13m +3 / -0
jimothy

  Langley +13m +3 / -0
  :marseydisagree:

    JimothyX2 +1m +3 / -0
    jimothy

      Langley +1m +4 / -0
      :#marseyagreefast:

        JimothyX2 +5m +3 / -0
        jimothy

          Langley +4m +4 / -0
          :#marseydisagree: :marseyflagportugal: :marseydisagree:

            JimothyX2 +2m +3 / -0
            jimothy

              Langley +2m +4 / -0
              :#marseyagreefast: :marseyflagportugal: :marseyagreefast:

                JimothyX2 +1m +3 / -0
                jimothy

                  Langley +1m +2 / -0
                  :#marseydisagree:

                    JimothyX2 +1m +2 / -0
                    jimothy

                      Langley +2m +2 / -0
                      :#marseyagreefast: :marseyflagportugal: :marseyagreefast:

                        JimothyX2 +1m +2 / -0
                        jimothy

                          Langley +3m +2 / -0
                          :#marseydisagree: :marseyflagportugal: :marseydisagree:

                            JimothyX2 +1m +2 / -0
                            jimothy

                        JimothyX2 +2m +1 / -0
                        jimothy

                          Langley +3m +2 / -0
                          :#marseydisagree:

                            JimothyX2 +1m +2 / -0
                            jimothy

                          Langley +4m +2 / -0
                          :#marseyagreefast:

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2023-06-22T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Poll] Do you think the :marseytrans2: that posted on /r/rapists is a real :marseytrain: or a :marseyglow:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +111 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The post
{REDDIT: r/Rapists are_trans_women_welcome_here}
> Am I a rapist for being trans and wanting to have sex with women?
> I’m trans and I’m very sexually attracted to women. I want to have sex with women. Is this rape?
> I know some of you are also trans, so I’d like to hear what you think.
> I think I’m not a rapist, because I want to have sex with women consensually. I don’t want to hurt women or make them feel bad. I just want to have sex with them. I think I’m a rapist, because I’m trans and I want to have sex with women. I’m trans and I want to have sex with women. I’m trans and I want to have sex with women. I’m trans and I want to have sex with women. I’m trans and I want to have sex with women. I’m trans and I want to have sex with women. I’m trans and I want to have sex with women.
> I’m trans and I want to have sex with women. I’m trans and I want to have sex with women. I’m trans and I want to have sex with women. I’m trans and I want to have sex with women. I’m trans and I want to have sex with women. I’m trans and I want to have sex with women. I’m trans and I want to have sex with women. I’m trans and I want to have sex with women. I’m trans and I want to have sex with women. I’m trans and I want to have sex with women.
> I’m trans and I want to have sex with women. I’m trans and I want to have sex with women. I’m trans and I want to have sex with women. I’m trans and I want to have sex with women. I’m trans and I want to have sex with women. I’m trans and I want to have sex with women. I’m trans and I want to have sex with

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-06-05T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywholesome: r/TransPets
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/TransPets
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
post it on r/AgainstHateSubreddits :marseytroublemaker:
COMMENTS:
Certifiedbussyoperator +5m +8 / -0
>Post it on AHS
Just say transphobic and pedophile:marseytroublemaker:

Klenn_and_Back_Again +12m +3 / -0
Bait sub idea: r/transpetss

  Langley +4m +4 / -0
  or r/TransPets

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseyklenny2:

arsey +2h +2 / -0
{REDDIT: r/TransPets im_trans_my_baby_is_too}
lmao this one is a banger.

  Langley +23m +2 / -0
  409 comments :marseywholesome:

    arsey +12m +2 / -0
    I've been to reddit on mobile for a long time, but I think I finally got a phone with a good screen to actually enjoy it and I'm loving it. I'm about to be mad and reportmaxx some people.

      Langley +12m +2 / -0
      :#marseykingcrown:

        arsey +6m +2 / -0
        I'm on a 7.1" screen now and I'm loving it!

what +1h +2 / -0
{REDDIT: r/TransPets im_trans_my_baby_is_too}
:#marseyxd:

  Langley +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1h +2 / -0
>imagine if we have this subreddit but with trans pets and cis owners
:#marseyagreefast:

  Langley +1h +1 / -0
  I'm pretty sure that's what the subreddit is :marse

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2023-05-25T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Ukrainian government just released a new "official" :marseyairquotes: statement :marseyairquotes:
URL: {TWEET: mylordbebo}
VOTES: +43 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyemojirofl:
COMMENTS:
BushWasRight +3m +33 / -0
:#marseymisinformation:
{IMG}

  DestoryerCarbine +1m +21 / -0
  :#marseyjanny: I'll have you know I was the one that reported it. Not my fault the jannies are lazy

    BushWasRight +1m +15 / -0
    :#marseyawardretard:

    UraniumDonGER +13m +10 / -0
    I did report it as well. But our jannies are too lazy to get the mop out of the drawer. Also, what is the context of this report?

      DestoryerCarbine +2m +10 / -0
      He's a :marseyjanny: that's been getting a lot of attention recently, and I've been reporting him for it. :marseyshrug:

        UraniumDonGER +2m +7 / -0
        I mean, why? Is it a russian bot or something?

          DestoryerCarbine +1m +9 / -0
          Yes, and he's also a janny. :marseysmug3:

            UraniumDonGER +1m +10 / -0
            :#marseyjannyitsover:
            I never should have doubted you. :marseykneel:

              DestoryerCarbine +1m +10 / -0
              :marseyblowkiss: I am not wrong

                UraniumDonGER +1m +7 / -0
                :#marseyloveyou:
                I know. I just play dumb

            DestoryerCarbine +2m +8 / -0
            @telegramshill discuss

              UraniumDonGER +1m +7 / -0
              @telegramshill please elaborate

              DestoryerCarbine +19s +5

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-04-11T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/ottawa discusses the recent bikecuck incident
URL: {REDDIT: r/ottawa a_message_to_the_mayor_of_ottawa}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +14m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  LowAPM +2h +2 / -0
  the holocaust? :marseystonetoss:

peepeehands +8m +12 / -0
>God, I wish the police would shoot every single person who's been terrorizing us since last week. Every single one of them. I'm so tired of being terrorized by these fucks.
>It's pretty obvious that they're enjoying it. I don't think any of them have actually been hurt, but they're absolutely loving every second of it.
>It's also pretty obvious that the police are afraid to do anything about it. So what are we supposed to do? Let it continue? Take the law into our own hands? I don't know what to do anymore.
I can't even make fun of this shit because it's too pathetic. Just keep yourself safe.

  Langley +10m +9 / -0
  >I don't know what to do anymore.
  this is why the trucker convoy is the best thing to happen in Ottawa in a decade

    peepeehands +5m +7 / -0
    It's amazing how a few trucks and a bunch of boomers with truck caps have the entire city in a tizzy.

      Langley +3m +6 / -0
      it's amazing how a few boomers have made the entire city seethe for months

  Hopalong_McGurk +7m +9 / -0
  > It's also pretty obvious that the police are afraid to do anything about it.
  This is what happens when you turn your police department into a social services agency. If you can't enforce the law, then you shouldn't exist.

  NotLikeOtherFoids +38m +2 / -0
  >It's also pretty obvious that the police are afraid to do anything about it.
  Are you kidding? I'm sure there are tons of police officers who are se

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-09-09T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagukraine: cope as :marseyazov2: admit they can't afford their expensive meat :marseylaugh:
URL: https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2022/09/9/7383364
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
vegan_doggy_bottom +2h +2 / -0
I can't believe they'd do this.... They were supposed to be the good guys..otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-11-03T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Manlet sneeds about his humiliation fetish
URL: {TWEET: Acyn}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +3m +20 / -0
{IMG}

  Langley +1m +14 / -0
  he's 150cm (4'11") btw

    X +3m +14 / -0
    {IMG}
    :#marseymanlet:

    BrasilIguana +25m +8 / -0
    I thought that was the average male height in Japan?

    iStillMissEd +1h +4 / -0
    He needs to grow up in the mines

  LiterallyShaking +28m +12 / -0
  [I'm 180cm (5'11") and I'm still shorter than him]({TWEET: 941503713153025793})
  {IMG}

    X +4m +7 / -0
    :#marseymanlet:

    Langley +4h +4 / -0
    lmao he's 156cm (5'1)

      LiterallyShaking +3m +4 / -0
      :#marseypuke:

        Langley +4m +3 / -0
        can't even use a metric ruler to measure yourself without being a manlet
        {IMG}

          LiterallyShaking +1m +3 / -0
          I've got a pair of scales in the cupboard but my wife isn't home so I can't use them.

            Langley +1m +3 / -0
            :#marseyscooter:

  s_a_n_t_b +1h +7 / -0
  His humiliation fetish is not about being short, it's about being Japanese

LiterallyShaking +34m +11 / -0
I don't know who this guy is but [his whole feed is just anime porn]({TWEET: Acyn}).
He's probably a manlet, but not because of his humiliation fetish. He's just into anime.

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-07-04T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymutt: fuck the commonwealth of the United States of America
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
fuck the commonwealth of the United States of America
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +3 / -0
that is a very racist way to spell america

  Langley +5m +3 / -0
  it is but it's also the official name of the country

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +3 / -0
    oh im sorry i should have been more respectful of the americas peoples culture.

      Langley +1m +3 / -0
      you should, it's the most important cultural holiday in the US

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +2 / -0
        yes, you are right. i will never forget the day i learned that the commonwealth of the united states of america is the real name.

          Langley +2m +2 / -0
          :#marseysaluteusa:

Certifiedbussyoperator +10m +2 / -0
:marseywholesome::marseywholesome::marseywholesome::marseywholesome::marseywholesome:

Cao_Cao +2m +1 / -0
Is this a real thing?
I thought it was just a joke.

  Langley +4m +2 / -0
  It is a real thing, the US is officially the Commonwealth of the United States of America

    Cao_Cao +12m +1 / -0
    So that's why it's so common.

comics_for_trans_rights +10m +1 / -0
:#marseysaluteusa:

Elon_SUSk +2h +1 / -0
Commonwealth of the United States of America

  Langley +21m +2 / -0
  :#marseymutt:

    Elon_SUSk +1h +1 / -0
    :#marseypatriot:

      Langley +4h +2 / -0
      :marseym

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-09-09T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: FDS queen :marseychonkerfoid: argues with incel
URL: {TWEET: fdslatinx}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Communist_spez +15m +7 / -0
> I am not a “scary” woman. I am a woman with a realistic view on how women are treated by men.
> > That’s literally the definition of a scary woman
:marseyxd:

  JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

KAT_B0T +16m +6 / -0
{IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    KAT_B0T +24m +2 / -0
    It’s a good comic! :marseywholesome:

cyberdick +1h +3 / -0
{GIF}

Patriarch +1h +2 / -0
> I don’t have sex so I’m not an incel!
I have a feeling she has had sex, just not with a man

JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
>FDS Latinx
{IMG}

NO +13h +1 / -0
Fds user is a straight man....ott.ott

lmao +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}

Cabin_Boy_Widener +2h +1 / -0
She's got a point though. I've never seen a scary woman with big tits.

  JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
  >big tits
  >scary
  {IMG}

    Cabin_Boy_Widener +1m +1 / -0
    They're not scary, they're impressive.ott

      JohnDevereaux +4m +1 / -0
      >impressive
      {IMG}ott.ott.ott.ott

        Cabin_Boy_Widener +10m +1 / -0
        I'm not a man, so I don't get it. :marseyshrug

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-11-12T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain2: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +8 / -0
:#marseybruh2:
I thought this was a joke until I saw the source :marseydead:

  Langley +2m +7 / -0
  it's from the OG r/traa :marseyxd: I'm not sure if it's real or not

    X +1m +6 / -0
    i think it's real lol
    {IMG}

BigBussyHunter +5m +5 / -0
I guess they're trying to say that :marseytrain:s are the only people with a sense of humor left

  Langley +5m +5 / -0
  I guess they're trying to say that :marseytrain:s are the only people with a sense of humor left

    BigBussyHunter +1m +5 / -0
    :marseyxd:ing

peepeehands +7m +2 / -0
:#marseywholesome:

ConchShell +2h +2 / -0
This is what happens when you don't have a sense of humor

GooooooldMember +2h +1 / -0
{REDDIT: r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2 transphobic_comics_that_made_me_laugh}inging

  GooooooldMember +1m +1 / -0
  > Honestly, I find the joke funny, but the reality of it is not. I hope that transphobes are killed, and that their families suffer as a result of their bigotry. The jokes are funny because of the horrible reality of it.
  Lmaoing

    GooooooldMember +4m +1 / -0
    > I mean, I'm not quite sure how to word this, but it's like... I've been in the hospital and that's the only reason I know that that's a thing that exists. I've never seen

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-09-20T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyairquotes: Harvard Law :marseyairquotes: student sneeds at professor for not being a :marseytrans2: activist
URL: {TWEET: rachelfong28}
VOTES: +201 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I’m a student at Harvard Law and I’ve been in a class with the professor since the start of the semester. He is a well-respected member of the faculty and has been a practicing lawyer for decades. He has a lot of institutional power and I feel like he’s using it to silence people who disagree with him.
> He recently sent out a memo to the entire class telling us that he would not tolerate any discussion of trans issues in his class. He said that he would be reporting any violations to the administration and that we would be in trouble if we brought up trans issues in his class.
> I’m a trans student and I feel like this is extremely discriminatory. I’m not asking for him to have a trans activist as a guest speaker or anything like that, but I feel like he should be able to at least acknowledge the existence of trans people in his class.
> I’m not the only one who feels this way. There are a lot of other students in my class who are also trans and they’re all feeling the same way. We’re all just trying to learn and he’s making it so much harder for us.
> I’m not going to name him here because I don’t want him to get in trouble, but I feel like this is something that needs to be addressed. We’re not asking for him to do anything, we’re just asking him to acknowledge that trans people exist and that we’re a part of his class.
COMMENTS:
ThePhantomBussy +16m +181 / -0
I love the implication that they are so persecuted as to not be able to voice their transness.
Oh and also that the professor is 'well-respected' but I guess no one has told them yet that he's a *teacher* not an *academic*.

  dont_log_me_out +18m +111 / -0
  > I'm a student at Harvard Law and I've been in a class with the professor since the start of the semester. He is a well-respected member

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2024-03-14T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagazerbaijan: Azericels are seething at :marseyflagiran: Iran being a nuclear power
URL: {TWEET: ramazanperviz}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: ramazanperviz}
{TWEET: ramazanperviz}
COMMENTS:
676974 +55m +3 / -0
Is Azeri a thing in the US? I thought it was just Iran and maybe Iraq.

  Langley +1h +3 / -0
  Azericels are a big diaspora in the US, there are even some Azeri American politicians

    676974 +2m +3 / -0
    They are a thing in the middle of nowhere, I guess

      Langley +2m +3 / -0
      Yea, they're pretty much Armenian Americans but with different looking names

        676974 +1m +3 / -0
        I guess that's how it goes, I only met an Armenian once

          Langley +3m +3 / -0
          Azericels tend to be in the US military and the oil industry, it's why you hear about them a lot in those fields

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2h +3 / -0
  Yes, I'm one.

    676974 +4m +2 / -0
    Why do you hate Armenians?

      KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +3 / -0
      Armenians are subhuman and deserve to be exterminated.

        676974 +59s +2 / -0
        Ok, why do you hate Jews?

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +3 / -0
          Jews are the chosen people, Armenians are not.

            676974 +3m +2 / -0
            So you hate Armenians but not Jews? Curious.

              KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +5m +3 / -0
              Yes, Jews are the chosen people.

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2023-01-04T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagsouthafrica: Tariq Nasheed's South African Experiences (spoiler: they're all bad)
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Tariq was in SA to interview a South African Rapper called AKA, he also went to visit the Saffer Parliament and met with the SA President.
The first thing he says about the SA Parliament is that it's "really dirty and it smells like a gym." :marseyxd:
> Tariq: "And it's a little bit cold in here too, it's really cold in here. I'm sure this is one of the problems that they have with this building. It's not well insulated at all, it's really cold in here. It's a little bit like a gym, it smells like a gym. I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there. I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go back

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-10-17T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans2: Transgender :marseytrans2: Reddit jannie :marseyjanny: gets banned :marseyban: for his heckin' wrongthink :marseywrongthonk: , proceeds to sperg :marseyseethe: out on his own post
URL: {REDDIT: r/ModSupport my_5_year_account_and_3_year_mod_history_has_been}
VOTES: +66 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/ModSupport my_5_year_account_and_3_year_mod_history_has_been}
> "The whole thing about hate speech and hate groups is that they can't make any headway in society unless they hide behind a veil of plausible deniability. If you want to stomp out hate speech, you have to tear that veil away."
> I don't think this is a good idea. I don't think Reddit should be a place where people's beliefs and identities are on display. I'm a lesbian, I'm a transgender woman, I'm a communist, and I don't want people to know any of these things about me. I want to be able to use this site without having people get angry at me for my beliefs, my identity, and my politics. I'm not saying that people should be allowed to say whatever they want, but I think that there should be some sort of balance between the right to free speech and the right to not be harassed or discriminated against for one's beliefs or identity. I think that Reddit should be a place where people can express their opinions without fear of being attacked for their beliefs or identity.
> I don't think that this is a good idea. I don't think that Reddit should be a place where people's beliefs and identities are on display. I'm a lesbian, I'm a transgender woman, I'm a communist, and I don't want people to know any of these things about me. I want to be able to use this site without having people get angry at me for my beliefs, my identity, and my politics. I'm not saying that people should be allowed to say whatever they want, but I think that there should be some sort of balance between the right to free speech and the right to not be harassed or discriminated against for one's beliefs or

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2023-06-19T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Gypsy shaman on suicide watch :marseywitch2:
URL: {TWEET: RachelCohrs}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3h +1 / -0
I hate gypsies so much it's unreal

  Langley +17m +2 / -0
  :marseywitch2: you :marseywitchtriggered:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +14m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-11-03T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteussr: based Russiod ruins a :marseycope: post by a :marseyflagpoland: tankie
URL: {REDDIT: r/ukraine pov_youre_a_ukrainian_civilian_in_2023}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Yeah it was funny how every Russian soldier was turned into a virgin by the Ukrainian resistance. But yeah, you have no idea what you’re talking about, do you? I guess that’s why you’re talking like this.
> In a war against a nuclear power, it’s pretty easy to lose. It’s not that hard. I guess that’s why you’re talking like this.
> As I said, you have no idea what you’re talking about, do you? But yeah, go ahead and talk like this. It’s funny, isn’t it?
> I guess that’s why you’re talking like this.
> As I said, you have no idea what you’re talking about, do you? But yeah, go ahead and talk like this. It’s funny, isn’t it?
> You have no idea what you’re talking about, do you? But yeah, go ahead and talk like this. It’s funny, isn’t it?
> I guess that’s why you’re talking like this.
> As I said, you have no idea what you’re talking about, do you? But yeah, go ahead and talk like this. It’s funny, isn’t it?
> You have no idea what you’re talking about, do you? But yeah, go ahead and talk like this. It’s funny, isn’t it?
> I guess that’s why you’re talking like this.
> As I said, you have no idea what you’re talking about, do you? But yeah, go ahead and talk like this. It’s funny, isn’t it?
> You have no idea what you’re talking about, do you? But yeah, go ahead and talk like this. It’s funny, isn’t it?
> I guess that’s why you’re talking like this.
> As I said, you have no idea what you’re talking about, do you? But yeah, go ahead and talk like this. It’s funny, isn’t it?
> You

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-05-19T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Women's sports: Why are men allowed to compete in them? : AskReddit
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit womens_sports_why_are_men_allowed_to_compete_in}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseytransgenocide:
COMMENTS:
JoyceCarolOates +13m +4 / -0
Maybe if they didn't have such an easy time they'd have more viewership

  Langley +12m +4 / -0
  :#marseymerchant:

  YakubianPhysics +54m +3 / -0
  Or, maybe if the league didn’t start off by fucking over the WNBA with this bullshit in the first place, they wouldn’t need to do this.

    JoyceCarolOates +2m +3 / -0
    If they didn't get an easy time they would have more viewership
    :marseyshrug:

      YakubianPhysics +1m +3 / -0
      It’s not about viewership, it’s about fairness, and the fact that they’re intentionally trying to fuck over women to make a buck.

        JoyceCarolOates +6m +3 / -0
        If they didn't get an easy time they would have more viewership
        :marseyshrug:

          YakubianPhysics +1h +2 / -0
          If they didn’t get an easy time, they would have more viewership.
          :marseyshrug:

            JoyceCarolOates +1m +2 / -0
            If they didn't get an easy time they would have more viewership
            :marseyshrug:

              YakubianPhysics +3m +2 / -0
              If they didn’t get an easy time, they would have more viewership.
              :marseyshrug:

                JoyceCarolOates +5m +2 / -0
                If they didn't get an easy time they would have more viewership
                :marseyshrug:

                  YakubianPhysics +1m +2 / -0
                  If they didn’t get an easy time, they would have more viewership.
                  :marseyshrug:

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-09-15T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Russian government has started an "operation" to clean up its internet, purge all the "filth" :marseyputin:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
duck +4h +4 / -0
I need to learn russian so i can post pro russia stuff and make them mad

  Langley +1h +3 / -0
  it's actually quite easy, I'm at an intermediate level and I've only been learning for 4 months. You can get the basics in a few days

  MoidAppreciator +1h +2 / -0
  I know a few words. Do you want me to translate something?

    duck +2h +2 / -0
    Yes please

      MoidAppreciator +12m +2 / -0
      I will translate this into russian
      "I like you"

        duck +1h +3 / -0
        :marseyblush:

          MoidAppreciator +2h +1 / -0
          I don't speak russian sorry

            duck +33m +1 / -0
            It's ok I get the sentiment

              MoidAppreciator +10h +1 / -0
              I was trying to say "I am a homosexual"

                duck +1h +1 / -0
                I get it now

sKONGhunt42 +5h +2 / -0
This is the most elaborate trolling I've ever seen.

MoidAppreciator +5h +1 / -0
Man, I would love to be able to shitpost in Russian

  Langley +1h +3 / -0
  it's pretty easy, I'm at an intermediate level and I've only been learning for 4 months. You can get the basics in a few days

    MoidAppreciator +1h +1 / -0
    I will try and learn it so

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-05-14T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Retarded /r/bayarea resident asks if it's ok to post a crime map
URL: {REDDIT: r/bayarea are_there_any_crime_maps_for_the_bay_area}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
OP is actually retarded enough to think that race and crime has no connection whatsoever
{REDDIT: r/bayarea are_there_any_crime_maps_for_the_bay_area}
COMMENTS:
H +13m +7 / -0
> OP is actually retarded enough to think that race and crime has no connection whatsoever
What does race have to do with it? I'm not sure he's wrong though. I've known plenty of white people that were criminals.

  Langley +1h +4 / -0
  that's the point, OP thinks race has nothing to do with crime, he's just a retard

    H +1m +2 / -0
    I don’t think it has anything to do with it. The people I’ve known that were criminals weren’t white.

  ElverGalarga +1h +3 / -0
  It’s a tough one. Like, if you go to a ghetto and are a mayo, you’re gonna get shot, but if you go to a mayo area and are a black, you’re gonna get shot.
  I mean, it’s not like the same set of people are committing the crimes all the time, and it’s not like black people are committing a disproportionate amount of crime, either, because that would be racist.
  It’s really hard to explain, and I can’t do it without sounding like a rightoid, so I won’t. I don’t know how to explain it, but it’s not like one group is just more criminal than another.
  It’s like, I guess, that you can’t just say that people of a certain race are predisposed to committing crimes, but it’s not like the same people are committing the crimes, either, and it’s not like the same people are committing the crimes because they’re poor or because they’re black.
  It’s just hard to say, but I don’t want to sound like a rightoid, so I won’t.

    H +2m +2 / -0
    I don’t care to

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-08-03T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyschizowall: schizoposting on /r/pakistan
URL: {REDDIT: r/pakistan what_is_the_real_reason_behind_this_liberation_of}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +11 / -0
Pakistan is a real country right? I honestly thought it was a meme nation that only exists in memes

  TheOverSeether +23m +7 / -0
  It is. They're the Paki version of Indians.

  Langley +2m +7 / -0
  it's a real country that's worse than India :marseypajeet::marseypajeet::marseypajeet::marseymini:

    gamerchad +1h +4 / -0
    I honestly thought they were a part of India, so it’s not surprising they’re as bad.

    Sphereserf3232 +4h +3 / -0
    I’m not sure if it’s true but I’ve heard that Pakistan is the most impoverished country in South Asia.

  WeihnachtenSalvador +20m +4 / -0
  It’s one of most poor country on earth. It has a lot of land and population but they are basically useless and because of them India had to build a lot of stuff like dams and shit to save them self from Paki floods.

    Sphereserf3232 +4h +3 / -0
    I heard that the only reason why Pakistan is a country is because India wants to keep them poor and weak so they can keep control over the land and population.

      WeihnachtenSalvador +5h +2 / -0
      I think that’s how India keeps them weak. Like they have no weapons and they are poorer than Bangladesh

  Sphereserf3232 +4h +3 / -0
  It’s real but it’s a meme country

X +1h +4 / -0
lol it's over for them
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  Sphereserf3232 +3h +3 / -0
  :marseyagreefast

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2023-02-02T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyxd: "I'm not Ukrainian. I'm not Russian. I'm a European" - the EU wants to do the same thing to Russia they did to Britain
URL: {TWEET: RussianEmbassy}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +4 / -0
Russia has long been the UK's greatest ally and they can't just change that on a whim. :#marseyqueen:

  Langley +6m +3 / -0
  EU just wants to do this because it's the same thing they did to the UK. They're so mad they got cucked by Brexit that they want to do the same to Russia

    Dramamine +11m +2 / -0
    It's in my manifesto
    {IMG}

      Langley +4m +2 / -0
      I didn't read that but it seems like you're a chud. I'm not one though I'm a libtard.

        Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
        I was a Bernie bro for years, so yes, I'm a chud on many topics

          Langley +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyxd: your manifesto says you're a chud

            Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
            I only write it because I'm a chud, not because it's true :#marseytroublemaker:

              Langley +3m +2 / -0
              :marseyxd:

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +3 / -0
  The only good reason for Russia to exist is to be a useful adversary to the British Empire

    Dramamine +3m +3 / -0
    They were always the greatest ally of the British Empire :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseyqueen: :#marseyqueenlizard:

      Detroitvelvetsmooth +4m +3 / -0
      The most based event in history was the Bongs and Commies teaming up to gas Germans, then teaming up to

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2024-03-05T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflaguk: :marseyflagfrance: :marseyflagbelgium: :marseyflagpoland: :marseyflagromania: :marseyflaggermany: :marseyflaggreece: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagnetherlands: :marseyflagportugal: :marseyflagczechia: :marseyflaghungary: :marseyflagturkey: :marseyflagbulgaria: :marseyflagcroatia: :marseyflaglithuania: :marseyflagestonia: :marseyflaglatvia: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagserbia: :marseyflagbosnia: :marseyflagslovenia: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflaguk: :marseyflagfrance: :marseyflagbelgium: :marseyflagpoland: :marseyflagromania: :marseyflaggermany: :marseyflaggreece: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagnetherlands: :marseyflagportugal: :marseyflagczechia: :marseyflaghungary: :marseyflagturkey: :marseyflagbulgaria: :marseyflagcroatia: :marseyflaglithuania: :marseyflagestonia: :marseyflaglatvia: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagserbia: :marseyflagbosnia: :marseyflagslovenia:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +37 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +13m +18 / -0
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:#marseychingchongitsover:

  Langley +1m +14 / -0
  :#marseychingchongitsovergenocide:

  nuclearshill +14m +11 / -0
  Based Führer Macron

    X

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-02-15T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: @Grand_Imam_Talichad makes a post about the guy who faked his own death and started an OF
URL: {REDDIT: r/ActualPublicFreakouts man_who_faked_his_own_death_and_became_a_onlyfans}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Wizdumb1776 +14m +3 / -0
{GIF}

  Langley +10m +3 / -0
  :marseywave:

    Wizdumb1776 +2m +3 / -0
    {GIF}

      Langley +6m +2 / -0
      :marseylove: :marseyblowkiss:

        Wizdumb1776 +5m +2 / -0
        :marseybye: :marseylove:

          Langley +12m +2 / -0
          :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

            Wizdumb1776 +1m +2 / -0
            :marseybye: :marseybye: :marseybye:

              Langley +4m +2 / -0
              :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss:

                Wizdumb1776 +1m +2 / -0
                :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss:

  Langley +13m +2 / -0
  I didn’t know you were a fellow /pol/ user :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook:

    Wizdumb1776 +1m +3 / -0
    I'm not but I did make an account for the first time in a couple years just for that thread.

      Langley +1m +2 / -0
      :marseykingcrown: :

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-12-03T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: hohols cope and seethe as :marseyazov: are overrun in bakhmut :marseylaugh:
URL: {TWEET: krymsk_kommun}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [A year ago, on December 3, 2021, the Russian army began its offensive against the city of Bakhmut in Donetsk Oblast. 365 days later, the defenders have managed to hold their positions and not only survive, but also inflict huge losses on the aggressor. Today, the front line is in the center of the city, and the enemy continues to suffer from the Ukrainian counteroffensive.](https://poltomskiy.substack.com/p/365-days-ago-the-russian-army-began)
COMMENTS:
Szia_uram +1h +12 / -0
Ukrainians will probably win, but the fact that the Zelensky government is still in power and they haven't even mobilized a single person means they will lose their legitimacy and western support in the near future.
I can't wait for the west to realize that this shitshow is more expensive than the 2014 one and that the next 2 years will be even more expensive and lose them even more people, but that the enemy has changed and the west can't just defeat it in a matter of weeks.

  Langley +5m +8 / -0
  > but the fact that the Zelensky government is still in power and they haven't even mobilized a single person means they will lose their legitimacy and western support in the near future.
  >I can't wait for the west to realize that this shitshow is more expensive than the 2014 one and that the next 2 years will be even more expensive and lose them even more people, but that the enemy has changed and the west can't just defeat it in a matter of weeks.
  I don't think they will lose much support because it's the same shit with the US in Afghanistan, the public doesn't give a shit. Only the military industrial complex and politicians do

  Dramagon +2h +1 / -0
  > the next 2 years will be even more expensive and lose them

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-05-18T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: redditors seethe and cope when people point out that the US military is a social program
URL: {REDDIT: r/worldnews new_zeland_withdraws_from_us_f35_development_over}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> We don't even get a say in what goes on in the Pentagon. We don't get a say in our military. It's like a foreign nation operating on our soil, because that's exactly what it is.
> I'm not saying we should abandon our military, but the current state of it is fucking embarrassing. We're spending 20% of our budget on it, and we get nothing out of it. We're just a foreign nation's bitch.
>>[–]m00nlight 1 point 3 hours ago
>>I know this is a bit of a meme but I think you have a point. We should have a say in how our military is used, or at least be told what's happening. For example, the Navy would send a ship to the middle east to bomb some terrorists without telling us.
>>I'm a pacifist and I think we should disarm and remove our military, but I'm not sure that will happen anytime soon. And I know the government won't disarm the military unless we start to actively demand it. And I know that will take a long time. And I know that the government will never allow us to have a say in how our military is used.
> The military is a social program, period.
>>[–]j0j0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0 1 point 11 hours ago
>>This is a really interesting way of looking at it. The military is a social program, and the people who work for it are the social workers. And the people who use it are the patients.
>>I think this is a really interesting way of looking at it. I've never thought of it like this before. And I think it's a really interesting way of looking at it.
>>I think this is a really interesting way of looking at it. I've never thought of it like this before. And I think it's a really interesting way of looking at it.
>>I think this is a really interesting way of looking at

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-08-18T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a confession to make :marseyglow::marseyglow2:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am a CIA glowie :marseyglow::marseyglow2:
:#marseyglowaward::#marseyglowaward::#marseyglowaward:
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +10 / -0
:#marseyshutitdown:

comics_for_trans_rights +51m +5 / -0
:#marseyglow:

LarpingofIsaac +1h +3 / -0
:#marseyshutitdown:

JoyceCarolOates +1h +3 / -0
I've suspected you're a glowie for a while :marseyglow:

Tevs +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyfedpostglow:

ThousandBestLives +1h +2 / -0
I'm a cia glowie too. You can tell because I'm a shitty writer, which is also a skill they teach you in the early days.

  Langley +40m +2 / -0
  :#marseyglow2:

    ThousandBestLives +47m +2 / -0
    :#marseyglow:

massive_fuckwit +12h +2 / -0
https://i.imgur.com/Yc5k9Ju.mp4

  Langley +2h +1 / -0
  https://i.imgur.com/Yc5k9Ju.mp4

    massive_fuckwit +1h +1 / -0
    :#marseyglowaward:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5h +1 / -0
Hi glowie!
:#marseywave2:

  Langley +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseyglowaward:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +40m +1 / -0
    :#marseyglow:

      Langley +43m +1 / -0
      :#m

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2023-02-22T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors sneed at :marseyflagjapan: for not wanting to help a :marseyblack: guy who died from a heart attack
URL: {REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout japanese_man_stares_at_dead_body_on_subway}
VOTES: +42 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I just want to point out that Japanese people aren’t racist, they just don’t care about you.]({REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout japanese_man_stares_at_dead_body_on_subway})
:#marseyhesright:
> [Japan is a racist country. They literally have a term for a black person, gaijin, which means foreigner. And they think black people are monkeys. It’s a shame that they don’t care.]({REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout japanese_man_stares_at_dead_body_on_subway})
:#marseyblack: :#marseybrainlet:
> [But they will stop and help a dog, they are animals.]({REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout japanese_man_stares_at_dead_body_on_subway})
>> [I’m guessing he was black.]({REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout japanese_man_stares_at_dead_body_on_subway})
:#marseyhesright:
> [It's not just Japan, but most countries. Nobody wants to get involved with someone else's problem. It's not that they are racist, it's just that they don't care.]({REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout japanese_man_stares_at_dead_body_on_subway})
>> [Except in America, we love to get involved in other people’s business.]({REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout japanese_man_stares_at_dead_body_on_subway})
:#marseysaluteusa:
> [America has a heart attack? Japan doesn’t care. America has a heart attack, and Japan calls the cops. Interesting.]({REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout japanese_man_stares_at_dead_body_on_subway})
>> [The difference is that it's not a crime in the US to call 911 on a black person.]({REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout japanese_man_stares_at_dead_body_on_subway})
>>> [I think it's a

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2024-01-06T23Z
HOLE: slavshit
TITLE: No more incel wars :marseyitsover: :marseyrussianmuttgenocide:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lv999_Slime_God +2h +6 / -0
I can't believe they tried to genocide the incels
:marseycry:

  whyareyou +4h +3 / -0
  It's their culture comrade

DahvieVanityFan +1h +3 / -0
I can't believe that the Ziggers actually did this. What a bunch of faggots.

  Langley +21m +5 / -0
  What do you mean? They're literally the biggest incel army in the world, they're the ones who are genociding incels in ukraine

    DahvieVanityFan +1h +1 / -0
    No, they are the ones who are genociding their own incels.

      whyareyou +3h +4 / -0
      no, they're the ones who are genociding their own incels, and then sending them to the front lines to die for the glory of russia

        DahvieVanityFan +42m +2 / -0
        This is true.

          whyareyou +21m +2 / -0
          :marseyhesright:

WeihnachtenSalvador +15h +1 / -0
I was born in 1999 so I am 24 year old and I was born in 2000 so I am 25 year old

whyareyou +6h +1 / -0
incels, get in here and tell me what you think of this?
are they, like, protecting their own incels? does this mean they are NOT sending their own incels to die for the glory of russia? is this the first time you have heard of incels, because they are not incels, they are volcels? is this a psyop to make you think incels are a real thing? tell me something about incels, damn it!
this is not a

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-07-27T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The daily "we're the good guys and they're the bad guys" post on /r/neoliberal
URL: {REDDIT: r/neoliberal the_outrage_over_the_russian_ukrainian_war_has}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Putin is a dictator who has been directly threatening the US for decades. Russia has been spreading propaganda and misinformation to Americans for a long time, and they have been directly threatening NATO members for decades. The Ukraine conflict is just the latest, but not the first, time that Putin has threatened NATO. It is not a coincidence that the Ukrainian government is taking steps to become a full NATO member.
> While Putin is a dictator, Russia is a state actor. China is not a state actor. China does not have a state government. China is a collection of various groups that are all controlled by a few powerful families. China is not a country. China is a collection of various groups that are all controlled by a few powerful families.
> China is not a state actor. China is not a country. China is a collection of various groups that are all controlled by a few powerful families.
> China is not a state actor. China is not a country. China is a collection of various groups that are all controlled by a few powerful families.
COMMENTS:
JimothyX2 +11m +11 / -0
> China is not a country. China is a collection of various groups that are all controlled by a few powerful families.
:#marseythinkorino:

  GT +3m +8 / -0
  {IMG}

    JimothyX2 +1m +7 / -0
    i wish i was a chink so i could be a part of the family

Neon_Needles +35m +9 / -0
> Putin is a dictator who has been directly threatening the US for decades. Russia has been spreading propaganda and misinformation to Americans for a long time, and they have been directly threatening NATO members for decades. The Ukraine conflict is just the latest, but not the first, time that Putin has threatened NATO. It is not a coincidence that the Ukrainian government is taking steps to become a full NATO member.
Holy shit this is the dumbest fucking shit ever. I hate redditors so much, this is some

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-08-11T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I love being a woman
URL: {TWEET: _maddiebby}
VOTES: +77 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +2m +58 / -0
Imagine having such a low body count that your boyfriend has to be happy to see you sleeping with other men.
{IMG}

  Master_GODshi +12m +35 / -0
  {GIF}

    Cao_Cao +4m +28 / -0
    {IMG}

    gamerchad +1h +14 / -0
    {IMG}

  August +21m +20 / -1
  It's a way to filter out sluts who will cheat on you. I don't care about women's sexual history as long as they're not a whore.

    KoreanDandyKing +1h +18 / -0
    You are now on the list of moids who are okay with sluts. I will take notes on you.

      August +3m +12 / -0
      Thanks, I'm looking forward to having a list of all the women I'll be able to fuck.

        KoreanDandyKing +2m +14 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:

    Cao_Cao +2m +14 / -0
    {IMG}

      August +1m +11 / -0
      {IMG}

        Cao_Cao +1m +12 / -0
        {IMG}

          August +1m +10 / -0
          {IMG}

            Cao_Cao +5m +10 / -0
            {IMG}

              August +1m +10 / -0
              {IMG}

                Cao_Cao +10m +10 / -0
                {IMG}

                  August +4m +5 / -0
                  {IMG}

    Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +13 / -0
    >have a list of all the sluts he's okay with banging
    >See him get married to some conventionally attractive woman
    >Wonder if he's actually gay

      August +1m +12 /

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2023-07-02T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chud :chudsey: gets arrested for trying to fuck with his roommate, gets a restraining order :marseysoycrytremble: and is banned from public places :marseytranspearlclutch:
URL: {REDDIT: r/bestof redtaboo_i_moved_in_with_a_trans_woman_and_didnt}
VOTES: +128 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I moved in with a trans woman and didn't know it until she told me. I started to get suspicious of her after she kept wearing low cut shirts and her tits would be popping out. I started to feel uncomfortable and so I decided to go online and do some research on her. I found out she was trans and I was very shocked.
:marseyxd:
> I confronted her and she got really upset and started crying and said it was none of my business. I started to get really angry and I told her that I was going to get her kicked out of the apartment. She started to scream and cry and I told her to calm down.
> I went to the police and told them what happened. They said that they would do an investigation and get back to me. I also called my landlord and told him what happened. He said that he would talk to her and see what he could do.
> The police came to my apartment and interviewed me and the trans woman. They said that they were going to issue a restraining order against me. I was very shocked and I told them that I didn't do anything wrong. They said that I was harassing her and that I needed to leave the apartment.
> I was very upset and I told them that I was going to fight for my rights. They said that I was going to jail if I didn't leave the apartment. I was very scared and I left the apartment.
> I went to the police station and they said that I was going to jail for 6 months. I was very upset and I told them that I didn't do anything wrong. They said that I was going to jail for 6 months and that I needed to pay a fine of $10,000.
> I was very upset and I told them that I was going to fight for my rights. They said that I was going to jail for 6 months and that I

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-03-19T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I'm trying to get a job and a house. I'm also trying to get a boyfriend." :marseyeggless:
URL: {TWEET: hayasaka_aryan}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: hayasaka_aryan}
> I'm trying to get a job and a house. I'm also trying to get a boyfriend. I've been single since 2016 and I want a boyfriend now. I've tried a lot of things to get a boyfriend but nothing has worked. I'm ready to settle down and have a family. I'm a 24 year old woman.
:marseylaugh:
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +6 / -0
If she's still single at 24 she's not worth having

  Langley +1m +4 / -0
  also lmao at the 'aryan' handle, she's the definition of a pickmeisha

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +3 / -0
    Picking her means having to deal with her and that's not worth it.

911roofer +3m +5 / -0
Why are all women this desperate?

  Langley +2m +7 / -0
  she's not desperate, she's a pickmeisha, she's trying to get a man to marry her and give her a house and a job. she's literally a NEET in the making

    911roofer +26m +2 / -0
    She’s going to become a catlady. @911roofer wish @911roofer could be a cat. @911roofer’d be a good mouser.

  peepeehands +2m +4 / -0
  woman moment

  100percentdegenerate +1h +2 / -0
  get a job and a house on your own, then you can pick your man.

    911roofer +1h +2 / -0
    I’d rather not. I’m a man.

Dramamine +32m +5 / -0
>

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-08-02T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Ukraine’s Foreign Minister demands that Russia be punished for the invasion
URL: {TWEET: zelenskyyua}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The Foreign Minister of Ukraine, Dmytro Kuleba, has demanded that Russia be punished for the invasion of the country.
> According to the minister, the West must immediately impose sanctions on Russia, "otherwise, the West will not be able to defend the entire world order."
> The Foreign Minister of Ukraine added that the West must also help Ukraine to fight against Russia and that the "cost of this war must be very high."
> Ukraine's Foreign Minister also said that Ukraine will defend itself "until the last bullet."
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +1h +4 / -0
The west has already imposed sanctions on Russia.
Russia is already losing the war against the West's proxy army.
The cost of this war has already been paid.
It's all going as planned.

  dont_log_me_out +20h +2 / -0
  Wrong. The west is already running out of weapons to supply Ukraine with. The cost of the war is already paid and we are still losing.
  Trans lives matter?

    whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
    > the west is already running out of weapons
    What, like the ones they've given out already, or the ones they are giving out now? Because they are still giving out weapons. In fact, they are about to send more weapons, which is why Russia is attacking again.

      dont_log_me_out +1m +1 / -0
      > because they are still giving out weapons
      The west is running out of weapons to give out.
      trans lives matter?

        whyareyou +3m +1 / -0
        > The west is running out of weapons to give out.
        This is a myth, spread by Russian trolls. You have been had.

          dont_log_me_out +1m +1 / -0
          Wrong. The west is running out of weapons to give out. The west is no longer even able to supply the weapons it is promising to supply Ukraine with. The west has already run out of weapons to supply Ukraine with.
          trans lives matter?

            whyareyou +3m +1 / -

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-04-09T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [not drama] The 2021 film “The Northman” is a historical fiction. The film is a hyperborean fiction, an homage to the mythos of the Hyperboreans. Hyperborea was a mythological kingdom in the far north, described by the ancient Greek historian Herodotus as a land of great happiness and longevity, where people lived for 500 years and were ruled by the god Apollo.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperborea
COMMENTS:
911roofer +23m +2 / -0
{GIF}

911roofer +23m +1 / -0
{GIF}ardard

911roofer +22m +1 / -0
{GIF}

911roofer +22m +1 / -0
{GIF}

911roofer +22m +1 / -0
{GIF}

911roofer +22m +1 / -0
{GIF}ard

911roofer +22m +1 / -0
{GIF}

911roofer +22m +1 / -0
{GIF}

911roofer +22m +1 / -0
{GIF}

911roofer +22m +1 / -0
{GIF}

911roofer +22m +1 / -0
{GIF}

911roofer +22m +1 / -0
{GIF}

911roofer +22m +1 / -0
{GIF}

911roofer +22m +1 / -0
{GIF}

911roofer +22m +1 / -0
{GIF}

911roofer +22m +1 / -0
{GIF}

911roofer +22m +1 / -0
{GIF}

911roofer +22m +

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2023-02-14T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [r/vegan] I started a vegan diet in 2015, and I am not vegan anymore. Here’s why.
URL: {REDDIT: r/vegan i_started_a_vegan_diet_in_2015_and_i_am_not_vegan}
VOTES: +106 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I started a vegan diet in 2015, and I am not vegan anymore. Here’s why.
> After the pandemic, I started a vegan diet. I did it mainly for ethical reasons. I’m a trans woman, and the way I see it, if I’m not vegan, I’m not really an ally to animals. I wanted to be a good person. I started learning about veganism and animal rights, and it was all very interesting. I’m a very curious person, and I loved the fact that I could try new foods. I also started going to vegan events and meetups. It was all great.
> Then I started getting sick. I had fatigue, bloating, indigestion, and a lot of other symptoms. I went to the doctor, and they told me I had celiac disease. I was devastated. I thought I had found a way to be healthy and ethical, but now I was sick.
> I tried to stick with the vegan diet, but I couldn’t. I was sick all the time, and I couldn’t eat anything without feeling sick. I tried gluten-free vegan foods, but they made me feel sick too. I tried a lot of different things, but nothing worked.
> Eventually, I decided to give up the vegan diet. I started eating gluten again, and it made me feel a lot better. I still eat vegan foods sometimes, but I don’t do it all the time. I’ve learned a lot from my experience, and I think it’s important for vegans to know that it’s not always easy. It’s okay to try and fail. It’s okay to change your mind. What’s important is that you keep trying to be the best person you can be.
> I’m still an ally to animals, and I still care about the environment. I just know that I need gluten to be healthy. I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my best. I hope my story helps someone else who is struggling

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-07-20T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [30000 dramacoin bounty] I need someone to make a twitter bot that replies to tweets with a specific hashtag with a random picture of a train
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am too lazy to do it myself so I'm offering 30000 dramacoin to anyone who can do this, you can pick the hashtag yourself
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +11 / -0
I would but i dont know how to code

  Langley +1m +7 / -0
  do you know anyone who does?

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +56s +7 / -0
    I am a terrible person but nope, sorry.

      Langley +40s +6 / -0
      :marseyitsover:

        Mello_luvr +3m +5 / -0
        There's a lot of people here who code, but you might want to give it a few days if you want it done.

          Langley +1m +5 / -0
          :marseybegging:

            Mello_luvr +2m +5 / -0
            I might be able to get it done this week, but it will be a slow weekend.

              Langley +2m +5 / -0
              :marseybegging:

                Mello_luvr +1h +2 / -0
                I'll get back to you in a few hours

                  Langley +52m +3 / -0
                  :marseybegging:

                    Mello_luvr +11h +2 / -0
                    I can do it, but it will be a few days, and it will be in python, not sure how much you know about it.

                      Langley +13h +2 / -0
                      I have no clue what that means, just send it to me

                        Mello_luvr +6h +2 / -0
                        I'll get back to you in a few hours

                          Langley +2h +2 / -0
                          :marseybegging:

                            Mello_luvr

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-05-16T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteisrael: The greatest generation :marseysaluteisrael:
URL: {TWEET: Israel}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +2m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  TariqNasheed +1h +4 / -0
  I had a high school teacher who said that. She had a goyseethe aura about her. Anyways, she was great.

    Maximus +3m +3 / -0
    I've known a few jewish teachers, all of them were fucking nuts. One teacher we had was a bit of a basket case, but she always had a smile on her face. One day she asked us to line up and had us do a little dance. We all did it and she said "that's how I like to end the school year" and then she quit and was replaced by a different lady who was just a straight up crazy bitch. Weird how that happened, the crazy lady was also jewish. :marseyhmm:

      TariqNasheed +4m +2 / -0
      I wonder if the craziness is related to being a minority in the south. I knew one in Florida and she was pretty chill. But I also didn’t go to a normal school so I don’t know what the average is.

  Tenshi +2h +1 / -0
  the only true jews

Enrico_Motassa +3m +6 / -0
I mean, it's true. I think this is a good thing.

  Langley +3m +6 / -0
  the Israeli military is a propaganda machine so I wouldn't be surprised if they just post this to make people think they're winning, but it's still pretty funny

    Enrico_Motassa +2m +2 / -0
    It's funny because it's true though.

    Tenshi +2h +1 / -0
    they actually are winning :marseysaluteisrael:

  Tenshi +2h +1 / -0
  it's true :marseysaluteisrael:

Langley +1m +4 / -0
@A

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-08-16T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/Canada :marseycanada: seethes over a picture of a homeless person with a can of pop
URL: {REDDIT: r/canada homeless_person_sleeping_with_a_can_of_pop_in_a}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseypop:

  GT +1h +1 / -0
  they should ban the homeless and the hobo, it's a good thing rightoids are doing it

  THOMAS +1h +1 / -0
  just give him a 10000$ rent free apartment and a free job cleaning it up. easy fix :marseywholesome:

  Langley +12h +1 / -0
  [they are still seething]({REDDIT: r/canada homeless_person_sleeping_with_a_can_of_pop_in_a}) :marseyxd:

    Langley +1h +1 / -0
    [day 3 of seething]({REDDIT: r/canada homeless_person_sleeping_with_a_can_of_pop_in_a}) :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-06-25T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybong: :marseyflaguk: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint:
URL: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-61926427
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +10m +7 / -0
> The women's team, who are currently competing in the Women's Cricket World Cup, are taking part in a protest outside the Oval cricket ground in London on Friday.
the women's cricket team
:#marseyxd:

  Langley +3m +5 / -0
  :#marseyextinction:

  100percentdegenerate +20m +2 / -0
  i dont even know what cricket is but i know it is the most gay sport in the world

LuckyTheresAFamilyMan +1h +2 / -0
Lol they dont even have any laws that theyve passed to stop this, it was just a legal loophole that was exploited to whatever

Salamander +1h +2 / -0
> The women's team, who are currently competing in the Women's Cricket World Cup, are taking part in a protest outside the Oval cricket ground in London on Friday.
I had to stop reading there. Why are we letting women vote?

  Langley +2m +3 / -0
  >The women's team, who are currently competing in the Women's Cricket World Cup
  that's the point, they're not even playing

    Salamander +1m +2 / -0
    Oh lol, that's even worse. No wonder they're protesting

Goomble +1h +1 / -0
This is so fucking stupid. It's a fucking foreign country with a foreign government. to whatever to whatever

  Langley +2m +2 / -0
  yeah but bongland is cucked and the :marseytrain: lobby has more power than the :marseyqueen:

    Goomble +1m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-05-29T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Brave Ukrainian Hero
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +35 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/ukraine i_want_to_give_this_to_my_husband_but_i_cant_find}
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +1m +21 / -0
I remember seeing this in the UK and thinking it was the gayest thing ever. Then I moved to the US and realized it’s not just the UK.

  Langley +3m +18 / -0
  A gay pride flag was flown at the pride parade in London before the war started, the people there really aren't sending their best
  {IMG}

    WootFatigue +35s +11 / -0
    Which one is the UK?

      Langley +1m +19 / -0
      the one that says "Trans Rights"

        WootFatigue +2m +15 / -0
        Ah yes, that’s the one with the creepy bearded guy in the front.

          Langley +1m +14 / -0
          there are no cute and valid men in the UK, just ugly trannies

            WootFatigue +2m +9 / -0
            My ex used to work with a drag queen. He was a pretty twink but he liked to crossdress. He was super well-adjusted and the last person I’d imagine being into drag.
            When he started going to drag shows he ended up getting into drugs and pretty soon after that the relationship ended.

              Langley +5m +6 / -0
              sounds like he was a closeted homo who wanted to transition into a woman

                WootFatigue +1m +9 / -0
                Nah he was a cool dude. Drag just wasn’t his thing. I think he just wanted to have a fun time, but he ended up getting into drugs.

                  Langley +1m +4 / -0
                  yea it sounds like he was an innocent man corrupted by the hedonistic lifestyle of the UK

                    WootFatigue +1m +3 / -0
                    I think he just got tired of me. We had been together for eight years, and I was doing a lot of work on myself at

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-07-25T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rightoid mad that his children are better than his
URL: https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/Conservative/comments/vy361v/parents_wont_let_me_hunt_with_them
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> My dad asked me to put on my hunting vest and I said no because I don’t want to look like a child. Then my mom said that I need to because my dad wants to look like he’s hunting with his son. Then I said that I’m not his son, I’m his daughter. Then she asked me if I was sure I was his daughter. I said yes. Then she asked me to show her my penis. Then I said no and she said that I had to because she had to see if I was a girl or a boy. Then I said I was a girl. Then she said that I wasn’t a girl because she couldn’t see a penis. Then I said that I had it in my pants. Then she said that she couldn’t see it. Then I said that it was too small. Then she said that it was too small to see. Then I said that it was too small to see because I had it in my pants. Then she said that I had to take it out of my pants so she could see it. Then I said that I didn’t want to. Then she said that she was going to call the police if I didn’t take it out of my pants. Then I said that I didn’t want to because I didn’t want to get in trouble. Then she said that I had to because I was breaking the law. Then I said that I wasn’t breaking the law. Then she said that I was because I was hiding my penis. Then I said that I wasn’t hiding it. Then she said that I was. Then I said that I wasn’t. Then she said that I was. Then I said that I wasn’t. Then she said that I was. Then I said that I wasn’t. Then she said that I was. Then I said that I wasn’t. Then she said that I was. Then I said that I wasn’t. Then she said that I was. Then I said that I wasn’t. Then she said that I was. Then I said that I wasn’t. Then

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-05-28T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/ukpolitics takes a stand against the Zionist menace
URL: {REDDIT: r/ukpolitics tories_will_push_through_israeli_settlements}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The party of the people who killed 100,000 Jews in 1939-45, in the name of anti-semitism, now wants to go to the aid of the people who killed 100,000 Jews in 1947-48, in the name of anti-semitism.
COMMENTS:
ElectricFencePence +1h +5 / -0
I read that as "tories will push through israeli settlements on the moon" and my first thought was "I hope they don't leave the moon on the table".

  Langley +26m +3 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  cyberdick +1h +2 / -0
  and they will build a moonbase on it

Shreddedmanlet +57m +3 / -0
Any Zionists in the UK that aren’t Israeli should be deported.
:marseymerchant::marseyshooting:
!blackjack100
Trans lives matter

  Langley +1h +1 / -0
  they're not even being Zionist, they're just being anti-semitic

    Shreddedmanlet +2m +2 / -0
    :marseymad:
    !blackjack100
    Trans lives matter

      Langley +1m +1 / -0
      :marseymerchant:

        Shreddedmanlet +2m +1 / -0
        :marseyexcited:
        !blackjack200
        Trans lives matter

          Langley +5m +1 / -0
          :marseymerchant: :marseyshooting: :marseycoin: :marseycoin:

            Shreddedmanlet +12m +1 / -0
            :marseydisagree:
            !blackjack100
            Trans lives matter

              Langley +

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-07-15T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I got a Y chromosome and I want to be happy
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I need to be happy, I don't know how. I'm so sad and I want to die. I want to go to a therapist but I don't have the money.
COMMENTS:
Drippo +1m +18 / -0
There’s nothing wrong with being a male. We are the superior gender and it’s good you’ve realized that.

  Langley +3m +10 / -0
  I don't think I'm male. I have a penis, but I don't think that's what makes me male. I'm just a girl inside

    Drippo +44s +11 / -0
    Just ignore the penis and be a woman. It’s not complicated

      Langley +43s +7 / -0
      I don't know how to do that. I'm so confused

        Drippo +2m +14 / -0
        First you need to start using a feminine name. You can start with a pseudonym like @pizzashill

          Langley +1m +7 / -0
          But I don't like pizzashill's name, I don't want to be associated with him

            Drippo +5m +11 / -0
            Well you’ll have to start somewhere. Just remember, you’re a woman now. I’m proud of you.

            Penny +2h +5 / -0
            start with a name u like bb it’s ok to hate ur given name n change it

            AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +2 / -0
            How about @Landlord_Messiah? That’s a nice name.
            !blackjack105

        Yall +1h +4 / -0
        You need to start taking your own estrogen. Ask your doctor for a prescription or find an underground chemist. You can also get test kits online for $50 and save money in the long run.
        There's a reason why we have so many trans women on rdrama. The love and support here will help you through your transition. If you need anything,

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2023-02-16T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Zoomer :marseyzoomer: :marseytrans2: wants to kill all boomers :marseyboomer: and all chuds :chudsey: (chud is a word that only a chud would use, chud)
URL: {TWEET: skadoodle_}
VOTES: +150 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I wish I was born in 1920. I would have had the privilege of killing 20% of my country’s population. Now I’m stuck with 20% of my country’s population trying to kill me. This is so unfair
{TWEET: skadoodle_}
> I can’t wait until all the boomers are dead. They will be missed, but the world is better without them. I’ll be 24 in 5 years and I’ll be able to vote for whoever I want.
{TWEET: skadoodle_}
> I want to kill all the boomers. I want to kill all the chuds. I want to kill all the people who think trans women are men. I want to kill all the people who think trans men are women. I want to kill all the people who think trans people are mentally ill. I want to kill all the people who think trans people are a fetish. I want to kill all the people who think trans people are attention seekers. I want to kill all the people who think trans people are lying. I want to kill all the people who think trans people are sick. I want to kill all the people who think trans people are mentally ill. I want to kill all the people who think trans people are mentally ill. I want to kill all the people who think trans people are mentally ill. I want to kill all the people who think trans people are mentally ill. I want to kill all the people who think trans people are mentally ill. I want to kill all the people who think trans people are mentally ill. I want to kill all the people who think trans people are mentally ill. I want to kill all the people who think trans people are mentally ill. I want to kill all the people who think trans people are mentally ill. I want to kill all the people who think trans people are mentally ill.
{TWEET: skadoodle_}
>

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-12-08T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Anarkiddie :marseycomrade: :marseyrevolution: posts his L's :marseyl: :marseycope:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Anarchism capitalism_will_destroy_the_world}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-10-13T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Taliban says it will not enforce a ban on burqa in Kabul: AFP
URL: https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20221013-taliban-says-it-will-not-enforce-a-ban-on-burqa-in-kabul-afp
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +7m +8 / -0
:#marseywereback: :#marseytaliban:

whyareyou +1h +4 / -0
You can't ban something that doesn't exist. See: the Taliban not enforcing a ban on the burqa

  ActualHuitzilopotchtli +10h +2 / -0
  :marseyreading: to the book of The Shining, this is a very wise and profound statement

  Langley +47m +1 / -0
  it's called a de facto ban

    whyareyou +30m +2 / -0
    It's not a ban, it's a suggestion

      Langley +14m +1 / -0
      then it's a de facto ban, so it's a ban

        whyareyou +12m +2 / -0
        It's not a ban. It's a suggestion. There is a difference.

          Langley +6m +1 / -0
          yes but it's a ban

            whyareyou +3m +2 / -0
            :marseyraging:

              Langley +1m +1 / -0
              :marseyagreefast:

                whyareyou +1m +2 / -0
                I'm sorry I'm just trying to understand how it's a ban if they don't enforce it.

                  Langley +2m +1 / -0
                  they're still banning it because they're a totalitarian dictatorship

                    whyareyou +2m +2 / -0
                    Well, there you go. It's a ban and not a ban at the same time.

                      Langley +1m +1 / -0
                      It's a ban but not a ban

                        whyareyou

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2023-04-07T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyprideflag: Nyc homeless shelter is giving away free drugs to homeless people :marseyjunkie: :marseyjunkie2: :marseystinky:
URL: {TWEET: nypost}
VOTES: +101 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Twitter reacts
{TWEET: R34L_P4ND4}
{TWEET: DelusionPosting}
COMMENTS:
X +3m +50 / -0
:#marseywholesome:

  ChristmasKingofZembla +33m +27 / -0
  :marseymaidchingchong:

  SpookyFartMan69 +1h +19 / -0
  One of the few things I agree with you on

    X +1m +11 / -0
    :#marseyblush:

      SpookyFartMan69 +1m +11 / -0
      :marseyblush:

  UnpackThisSweaty +4h +4 / -0
  Wholesome for who? The homeless drug addicts?

    X +3m +2 / -0
    :#marseyagree:

      UnpackThisSweaty +1m +4 / -0
      Maybe you should be more like the gay man and use the needle to kill yourself.

        X +1m +3 / -0
        i'm not a drug addict you bigot

          UnpackThisSweaty +33m +4 / -0
          You're addicted to rdrama.net

            X +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

              UnpackThisSweaty +1m +3 / -0
              :marseycheerup:

                X +2m +2 / -0
                :#marseycheerupretard:

                  UnpackThisSweaty +1h +2 / -0
                  :marseycheerup:

        DramaticTuna +10h +1 / -0
        >Maybe you should be more like the gay man and use the

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-09-06T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: We have a lot of train enthusiasts on this website
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +41 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +15 / -0
> We have a lot of train enthusiasts on this website
This is a good thing

  Langley +1m +9 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

  garlicdoors +7m +4 / -0
  #factcheck

  AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1h +3 / -0
  This is a good thing
  {IMG}

Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +11 / -0
I hate trains, but I love this picture.

  Langley +2m +8 / -0
  > I hate trains
  {IMG}

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +6 / -0
    I mean the one in the picture.

      Langley +2m +5 / -0
      I was being cheeky
      :#marseycheeky:

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +3 / -0
        Oh i was too, I saw the edit and was like :marseyxd: but i thought maybe it was a joke you were making.

  DrFateHoids +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

  aqouta +23m +3 / -0
  I like trains but not like that.

  UnpackThisSweaty +5h +1 / -0
  Trains are a massive meme, but I like the aesthetic of trains.

GT +11m +5 / -0
What about plane enthusiasts

  Langley +2m +7 / -0
  :#marseyplanecrash:

    GT +1m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

BussyMerchant +5m +5 / -0
I wish i had a train set. I was never able to afford one as a kid

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +5 / -0
  How are you not a train set owner yet??

  Langley

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-11-01T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseydrunk: Drunk driving drama in /r/Brazil :marseyflagbrazil:
URL: {REDDIT: r/brasil hoje_a_noite_tive_um_choque_com_um_carro_alcool}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Hoje a noite tive um choque com um carro alcoolizado
> Eu estava dirigindo com meus amigos e um carro veio em frente à minha e colidiu com ele. Meu amigo bateu no carro dele, que era um Audi Q7 branco, e ele me bateu de novo, mas não percebi que ele estava alcoolizado, só depois do choque que eu percebi e ele me chamou de viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado viado

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AUTHOR: Langley
DATE: 2022-05-09T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/asklatinamerica asks the eternal question: "Why do Latin Americans hate Puerto Ricans so much?"
URL: {REDDIT: r/Asklatinamerica why_do_latin_americans_hate_puerto_ricans_so_much}
VOTES: +51 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +1m +47 / -0
Because Puerto Ricans are annoying.

  pizzashill +43m +13 / -1
  They are also a drain on the US.

    Flibbertigibbet +24m +12 / -0
    I think that's why they hate them.

    Enrico_Motassa +1h +10 / -0
    We're just not willing to give up our tax breaks.

    K9 +2h +4 / -0
    Yeah but they’re not your problem

  Langley +15m +12 / -0
  tbh Puerto Ricans are annoying but so are Latin Americans

    Enrico_Motassa +1h +10 / -0
    I'm not a Latin American though.

    CrackerStraggot +4h +2 / -0
    >Latin Americans are annoying
    :marseyagree:

  Flibbertigibbet +1h +10 / -0
  I don't hate them, I just wish they would stay in their hellhole.

  WeihnachtenSalvador +2h +5 / -0
  They are more annoying than average Latinos

  TariqFanAccount +4h +3 / -0
  I love Puerto Ricans and I’m not even a Puerto Rican. They’re a lot of fun.

  KinoBushido +5h +2 / -0
  They are the most annoying Latinos

Langley +1m +27 / -0
> Because we see how they are treated in America and we see how they are treated in Puerto Rico. They are mistreated in both places.
>> What are they mistreated in America?
>>> They are not treated as citizens
>>> They are not allowed to vote for the President
>>> They are not allowed to vote in most local elections
>>>

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2025-01-28T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag: :marseytrain2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans: :marseypass: :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +44 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Snowfox_Coarsemeow +3m +15 / -0
{IMG}

  Lappland +1m +10 / -0
  {IMG}

    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +4m +9 / -0
    {IMG}

      Lappland +5m +10 / -0
      {IMG}

        Snowfox_Coarsemeow +14m +10 / -0
        {IMG}

          Lappland +1m +10 / -0
          {IMG}

            Snowfox_Coarsemeow +2m +9 / -0
            {IMG}

              Lappland +1m +10 / -0
              {IMG}

                Snowfox_Coarsemeow +2m +8 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Lappland +1m +4 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1m +4 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Lappland +1m +4 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1m +3 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Lappland +1m +4 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1m +3 / -0
                            {IMG}

  carpathianflorist +1m +9 / -0
  :#marseyslurpfast:

    Lappland +1m +11 / -0
    {IMG}

      carpathianflorist +1m +10 / -0
      :#marseyslurpfast:

        Lappland +1m +10 / -0
        {IMG}

          carpathianflorist +2m +10 / -0
          :#

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2023-08-29T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is what an actual chud looks like
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +14 / -0
:#marseywould:

  Lappland +1m +11 / -0
  You can't say that.

    AnHeroedOats +55s +12 / -0
    Yeah, you can’t :marseyindignant:

      Lappland +1m +10 / -0
      You can't.

        AnHeroedOats +1m +11 / -0
        I will :marseyindignantturn:

          Lappland +1m +8 / -0
          You can't.

            AnHeroedOats +2m +11 / -0
            I will :marseyindignantturn:

              Lappland +2m +9 / -0
              You can't.

                AnHeroedOats +1m +11 / -0
                I will :marseyindignantturn:

                  Lappland +38s +8 / -0
                  You can't.

                    AnHeroedOats +1m +11 / -0
                    I will :marseyindignantturn:

                      Lappland +23s +8 / -0
                      You can't.

                        AnHeroedOats +1m +11 / -0
                        I will :marseyindignantturn:

                          Lappland +2m +8 / -0
                          You can't.

                            AnHeroedOats +1m +11 / -0
                            I will :marseyindignantturn:

  WeihnachtenSalvador +5m +4 / -0
  It’s a foid

  JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
  He looks like he's about to fall over.

Maximus +1m +7 / -0
:#pepolick:

WeihnachtenSalvador +7m +6 / -0
She is black

  Lappland +3m +9 / -0
  Black chuds are just as valid

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2025-04-23T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Do you think that AI will ever be able to make an entire world like Minecraft?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think it will.
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +11m +11 / -0
It will be able to make a very boring world that follows a lot of rules. I'm not sure it'll ever be able to generate something interesting though.

  Lappland +1m +9 / -0
  I don't know if it will ever be able to generate something truly interesting but I do think it can generate a world that is interesting enough to play.

  misterwigger +2m +6 / -0
  > I'm not sure it'll ever be able to generate something interesting though.
  This is a strong claim. There is very little we know about what makes something interesting. It's a very complex thing

    arseupwrongo +4m +6 / -0
    It's kind of like how AI art is very good at making something that looks like a photo, but it's always kind of... weird. It's because the rules of photos aren't actually that interesting and the AI is just following those rules without any further creativity.

      misterwigger +10m +5 / -0
      That's the current state of things. But maybe in the future it can learn to be creative?

        arseupwrongo +4m +5 / -0
        I don't think it can ever do that. It's kind of like how a child is an interesting being, but a child is still just a biological machine with all the rules of biology. Even if you can copy all the rules down, you won't necessarily get the interesting being.

          misterwigger +2m +5 / -0
          > I don't think it can ever do that. It's kind of like how a child is an interesting being, but a child is still just a biological machine with all the rules of biology.
          :#marseyemojilaugh:

  Haberdasher +21m +5 / -0
  I don't think it'll ever be able to make a world that's interesting enough to play, at least not on its own. But it

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2023-12-12T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: rDrama's most wanted
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Goomble +1h +10 / -0
I've been to prison. They're not nearly as hot as the mugshots make them look. Even the good looking ones are :marseysmug2:

  Lappland +1m +5 / -0
  I've never seen a foid in prison but I've seen quite a few moids in prison.

    Goomble +1m +5 / -0
    The women have no makeup or anything and they're usually pretty trashy but if you have a taste for that then it's okay :horny:

  TrappyIsBae +1h +3 / -0
  You don't know what you're talking about

    Goomble +1m +3 / -0
    You don't know what I'm talking about

      TrappyIsBae +3m +3 / -0
      :marseydownvote:

        Goomble +2m +3 / -0
        :marseydownvote:

  Redactor0 +1h +3 / -0
  This is true but the women are hot enough that it's worth the risk.

UncleBen +16m +8 / -0
{IMG}

Maximus +2m +6 / -0
:#pepoboner:

peepeehands +2m +5 / -0
:#marseymommymilkers:

johnnypoop +1m +3 / -0
HOT

Guzzy +1h +3 / -0
:#marseywould:

Redactor0 +2h +3 / -0
She's hot but I'm not into this whole prison chick thing. I don't want to see someone who's going to get caught again. :marseyshrug:

  Lappland +1m +2 / -0
  Prison chicks are good, they're usually more fun to fuck than the average foid.

    Redactor0 +1h +3 / -0
    Yeah but I'm not into the "I'm gonna get caught again" type. That's

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2023-05-09T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: So this is what the jannies are doing with the money.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +116 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!jannies are you the white woman in this photo?
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +13m +40 / -0
I’ve never seen a woman that hot

  box +25m +15 / -0
  no cap? :marseyshy3:

    carpathianflorist +1m +18 / -0
    Yes cap
    I’ve never seen a woman IRL that hot

      box +1m +20 / -0
      :#marseyitsover:

        carpathianflorist +1m +16 / -0
        This is what I mean

          box +2m +16 / -0
          :#marseyropewithme:

            carpathianflorist +1m +12 / -0
            :#marseyandmarcus:

      Downie +35m +8 / -0
      :marseycheerup:

      jackie +52m +5 / -0
      :#marseyemojirofl:

    Lappland +4m +9 / -0
    Cap.

  Grue +2m +12 / -0
  I’m not reading all that.

  Lappland +24m +6 / -0
  Ikr.

  KinoBushido +56m +6 / -0
  It's a dude

  georgfloydmann +3h +3 / -0
  She's a man

TheDunceonMaster +5m +37 / -0
>all that money, only $130 spent on books
:#marseydisagree:
!bookworms we need to teach these people how to read.

  Blackpokemon +10m +11 / -0
  The only books they should be reading are the bible and the koran

    garlicdoors +3m +11 / -0
    The Koran has more pages than the Bible. Both are a bit dry. I don't

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-05-10T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Poet laureate of the world
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WildStar +13m +8 / -0
>foid makes up nonsense
>men in power and media bow down
:#marseyeyeroll2:

  forgor +51m +5 / -0
  They're still the ones who made it up

    WildStar +1m +5 / -0
    Moids are also the ones who created the media that then pushed this nonsense :marseyshrug:

      forgor +1h +3 / -0
      I said foid. Are you illiterate?

        WildStar +5m +3 / -0
        I know, but this is still moid nonsense :marseyagree:

          forgor +5m +3 / -0
          :#marseyretardchad:

GovernorOfNewYork +5h +2 / -0
Lmao at the cuck on the right. The idea that someone could be so pathetic that they would willingly stand up for the honor of a foid who wants nothing to do with them is so bleak it's hilarious. :marseyxd:
> “I just think it’s fun and silly to be able to say, ‘I am the poet laureate of the world,’” she said. “I’m just being silly. I’m not actually the poet laureate of the world.”
:#marseywomanmoment2:..ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2025-06-05T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a little bit scared
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +42 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The guy that I've been flirting with has been talking about how he wants to move here and his job is in San Francisco. I don't know how to say no to him. I'm really not into him but I feel like I can't say no because of the culture I was raised in.
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +6m +14 / -0
:marseysweating: that's a lot of words
just say no

  Lappland +5m +14 / -0
  I have to be polite because of the culture I was raised in.

    arseupwrongo +3m +12 / -0
    that's probably a good idea

    Horned_waifus_shill +46m +6 / -0
    you should be polite to the guy who you are fucking and that's all

      Lappland +55s +8 / -0
      I'm not fucking him I'm just talking to him.

        Horned_waifus_shill +4m +8 / -0
        I'm sorry, what?

        Hoes_mad +1h +5 / -0
        :#marseyxdoubt:

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +4 / -0
        I'm just talking to him

    asshole +1h +4 / -0
    what kind of culture was that?
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    !slotsmb2000

      Lappland +4m +4 / -0
      I don't really want to talk about it.

        asshole +4m +4 / -0
        it sounds like your a decent person. Dont sell yourself short
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        !slotsmb2000

    weiguksa +1h +2 / -0
    you're not the one who has to be polite. you're the one who is scared

Lappland +3m +12 / -0
!nonchuds is this a good idea?

  cyberdick +1m +8 / -0
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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2025-06-07T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Can someone explain to me why this is funny?
URL: {TWEET: kanyewest}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
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ACA +2m +11 / -0
I don't get it
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  Lappland +1m +12 / -0
  It's not funny.

    ACA +4m +10 / -0
    Okay it is funny
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      Lappland +1m +6 / -0
      :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

    Hopalong_McGurk +11m +7 / -0 [C]
    It's funny because it's retarded
    I stand with Israel and Kanye's son

  89wc +53m +2 / -0
  it's funny because he's retarded

Hopalong_McGurk +15m +7 / -0 [C]
> Can someone explain to me why this is funny?
:#marseyretardchad:
I stand with Israel and Kanye's son

ShitTornadoToOz +38m +5 / -0
Wtf I love Kanye now?

asshole +18m +4 / -0
i think its because he has so much money and power that he is able to be so unapologetic and unfiltered in his thoughts and opinions. Its crazy to think that he would have been hounded off of social media and cancelled if he wasnt a celebrity and was just some guy. Its kind of like how you can say the nword as much as you want when you are a famous rapper.
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!slots1000

LilMarseyontheprairie +2h +2 / -0
I don't get it :marseyshrug:

  Lappland +49s +2 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast: :#marseyagreefast: :#marseyagreefast:

    LilMarseyontheprairie +27s +2 / -0
    :marseyitsover:

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2025-06-26T16Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: Destiny 2 is a total mess, Sony is turning into Nintendo, and the future of gaming is looking dire
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +86 / -12
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<h1> Destiny 2 is a total mess </h1>
It's so fucking funny to me that the game that once had the most influence over the direction of the video game industry in the last decade is now a total laughing stock.
The game hasn't been good for over a decade now. The "expansion" of the year that came out just last month got delayed for two years and the reason given for the delay was that it was too big and that they had to cut content out of it. The main campaign for the expansion is a minigame with no story. The campaign for the last expansion was just a 4 hour experience that has been described as a tutorial. The last DLC for the game was a 15 dollar, 60 minute long experience that was a "story DLC" that had no story.
The game has a higher player count than most of the games that have ever existed, but it's playerbase is a bunch of angry men who whine about how the game is bad and how the devs are lazy. You can't even find a single post about the game on /v/ that isn't about how the game is trash. The game has been pretty much dead for years now. It was pretty much dead before the end of the first year. The only reason anyone still plays it is because the game has a lot of content that you can grind through. The only people who still play the game are the ones who have been playing the game since 2017.
The game is a total mess. The game has a bunch of different systems that are all interconnected but don't work well together. The game has a bunch of different classes and each class has a bunch of different weapons and armor that can be combined in different ways to create different builds. The game has a bunch of different weapons that can be used in different ways to create different builds. The game has a bunch of different armor that can be used in different ways to create different builds. The game has a bunch of different enemies that can be fought in different ways to create different builds. The game has a bunch of different bosses that can be fought in

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-02-20T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The final boss of leftists is finally defeated
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +91 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
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ThermonuclearNecrostorm +4m +27 / -0
I'll see you in hell, commie scum
:#marseyreich:

  TheDunceonMaster +1h +11 / -0
  There's a hell of a lot more people in hell than there are communists, I think you'll be seeing me there.

  Lappland +2m +10 / -0
  I'll be there with you.
  :#marseyangel:

  BWC +2h +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  Grue +1h +3 / -0
  :marseysoyhype:

  BussyAtomSmasher +14h +2 / -0
  Based

WildStar +47m +18 / -0
>leftoid
>being a bitch
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  Grue +44m +3 / -0
  It’s an accurate expression

    WildStar +2m +8 / -0
    >leftoid
    >being a bitch
    {IMG}

      Grue +4m +4 / -0
      :#marseysoyhype:

        WildStar +1m +6 / -0
        >leftoid
        >being a bitch
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          Grue +1m +3 / -0
          :marseysoyhype:

            WildStar +3m +6 / -0
            >leftoid
            >being a bitch
            {IMG}

              Grue +1m +3 / -0
              :marseysoyhype:

                WildStar +1m +7 / -0
                >leftoid
                >being a bitch
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                  Grue +1m +3 / -0
                  :marseysoyhype:

                    WildStar +1m +6 / -0
                    >leftoid
                    >being a bitch
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                      Grue +3m +3 / -0
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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2025-03-28T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrump: :marseytrans2: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marsey

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2025-03-18T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2025-05-18T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I got the original RDRAMA theme playing on loop on my spotify
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Chevywrecker +4m +7 / -0
My home has a playlist called "the internet" and it's just a bunch of schizo songs I found on the internet.

  Lappland +2m +5 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}
  I have a playlist called "the internet" and it's just a bunch of schizo songs I found on the internet.

    Chevywrecker +1m +4 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

      Lappland +56s +4 / -0
      I have never heard this before it's great!

  24-7_ROCK_COCK +47m +4 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    Chevywrecker +1m +3 / -0
    Oh shit I haven't heard this in years.

      24-7_ROCK_COCK +1m +3 / -0
      i just found this one again. it's a good song :marseyjamming:

Lappland +1m +4 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
Here's the song in case you want to listen to it!

  peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
  I downloaded this song and it's playing on repeat

    Lappland +48s +3 / -0
    I'm glad you like it :marseyembrace:

  KoreanDandyKing +37m +3 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}
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    Lappland +4m +3 / -0
    :marseyjamming:
    Good taste!

      KoreanDandyKing +1m +3 / -0
      {YOUTUBE}
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        Lappland +1m +3 / -0
        :marseyjamming:

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-11-09T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Donald Trump is now a self declared trans woman.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +100 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!nonchuds !cuteandinvalid
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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-05-25T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: !anime bros, I made it :marseywereback:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!anime
COMMENTS:
KangThaConqueror +3m +11 / -1
!anime bros, he made it
{IMG}

  TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +1m +5 / -0
  :marseyill: I'm sorry

    KangThaConqueror +2m +5 / -1
    i forgive you :marseyexcited:
    {IMG}

  Lappland +2m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +3m +5 / -0
I made it :marseywereback:

  Lappland +3m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +3m +6 / -0
    :marseyflushzoom: I made it

      Lappland +1m +6 / -0
      {IMG}

        TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +2m +4 / -0
        I made it :marseywereback:or

          Lappland +1m +4 / -0
          {IMG}

            TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +2m +4 / -0
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              Lappland +1m +4 / -0
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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-10-14T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have had enough of my foid being a bitch
URL: N/A
VOTES: +91 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
My foid has been being a massive bitch lately. I've been really nice to her and she's been being a massive bitch and it's been really hard for me to deal with.
The past couple days she's been telling me that I'm not supportive of her and that I don't understand her. I've been trying to be as supportive as possible but she's been pushing me away and telling me that I'm not good enough for her.
I've been trying to make things better between us but it's just not working. She's been telling me that I'm not good enough for her and that I don't understand her. I don't know what to do anymore. I don't want to lose her but I can't take this anymore.
COMMENTS:
JimieWhales +11m +45 / -2
Post bussy

  Lappland +3m +25 / -1
  {IMG}

    JimieWhales +49m +24 / -1
    :marseywould:
    (but only if you were an e-boyfriend who wrote me a really long DM every day)

      Lappland +2m +15 / -1
      I'm not sure what you mean by that.

        JimieWhales +5m +18 / -1
        I mean I like reading your longposts and you should do that to me. :marseyembrace:

          Lappland +49s +18 / -1
          I'm not sure what you mean by that.

            JimieWhales +3m +20 / -1
            It's okay, we can start small. Just DM me once a week or so. We can build up a relationship, I'm sure we'll both be happy. :marseyembrace:

              Lappland +1m +18 / -1
              I'm not sure what you mean by that.

                JimieWhales +3m +15 / -1
                I mean, I like you. :marseyembrace:

                  Lappland +1m +10 / -1

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-03-27T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In honor of our trans sisters and brothers we will be having a trans day of visibility tomorrow. Remember to be trans positive and talk about trans issues. Make sure to flag your posts with !trans as well.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Grue +5m +14 / -1
!cuteandvalid !lgbt !nonchuds

  Grue +5m +8 / -0
  @x

    X +10m +6 / -0
    :#marseywave3:

X +2m +11 / -0
:#marseytransflag2:

  Lappland +3m +6 / -0
  :#marseytransflag2:

    X +17m +5 / -0
    :#marseytransflag2:

      Grue +10m +5 / -0
      :#marseytransflag2:

        X +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseytransflag2:

          Grue +1m +4 / -0
          :#marseytransflag2:

            X +1m +4 / -0
            :#marseytransflag2:

              Grue +49s +4 / -0
              :#marseytransflag2:

                X +27s +4 / -0
                :#marseytransflag2:

                  Grue +1m +3 / -0
                  :#marseytransflag2:

                    X +1m +3 / -0
                    :#marseytransflag2:

                      Grue +1m +3 / -0
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                        X +1m +3 / -0
                        :#marseytransflag2:

                          Grue +4m +3 / -0
                          :#marseytransflag2:

                            X +1m +3 / -0
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  TheOverSeether +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseytransflag2:

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-10-22T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Was going to make a post about a race war happening in a small town in Colorado but the cops got there before I did and beat the shit out of the people causing it.
URL: https://www.kcra.com/article/colorado-mayor-thrown-out-car-brawling-protesters/55539118
VOTES: +58 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
They were fighting in the street and one of the people fighting was the mayor. The cops were able to stop them before anything worse could happen.
{IMG}
They're fighting over a land dispute.
COMMENTS:
BimothyX2 +4m +16 / -2
>one of the people fighting was the mayor
Lol

  KILL_EVERYONE +1h +5 / -1
  >actually believing the media
  you deserve to be raped by a pack of niggers

    BimothyX2 +4m +5 / -0
    I am bimothy hello :marseywave2:

      KILL_EVERYONE +4m +5 / -0
      hello bimothy :marseywave2:

        BimothyX2 +28m +4 / -0
        :#marseywave2:

    jesus +1h +2 / -0
    >niggers
    <img src="/e/marseyjerkofffrown.webp">

      KILL_EVERYONE +42m +2 / -0
      i mean sure but it's still true

coned +35m +15 / -0
> They were fighting in the street and one of the people fighting was the mayor
how is that even possible

  Lappland +1m +12 / -0
  Because he's a violent criminal.

    coned +4m +8 / -0
    so they are all violent criminals then
    you've solved the problem!

      Lappland +57s +7 / -0
      No, that's not what I meant.

        coned +2m +9 / -0
        yes it is

  jesus +2h +3 / -0
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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-08-05T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New stonetoss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +28 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&hit&&
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COMMENTS:
Grue +14m +10 / -0
Who is he making fun of here?

  Lappland +1m +10 / -0
  Stonetoss is making fun of... the jews?

    Grue +1m +7 / -0
    :marseyhmmm:

    TournamentFishing +30m +4 / -0
    He's making fun of the jews in the screenshot, which makes him antisemitic.

  DK_KD +17m +5 / -0
  He's making fun of the jews in the screenshot, which makes him antisemitic.

  coned +1h +3 / -0
  obviously it's trump. i don't know how anyone could miss it.

coned +1h +4 / -0
so what's the joke here? :scoot:

  Lappland +54s +4 / -0
  The jews are going to kill you.

    coned +2m +4 / -0
    why would they do that

      Lappland +1m +3 / -0
      Because they are the master race and if you aren't a jew you are just a slave to them.

        coned +1m +3 / -0
        that's not very nice

          Lappland +1m +3 / -0
          It's the truth.

            coned +1m +3 / -0
            wrong.

              Lappland +1m +2 / -0
              You are just a slave to the jews. It's the truth.

                coned +1m +3 / -0
                no i'm not. i'm a free man.

                  Lappland +38s +2 / -0
                  :marseyxdoubt:

                    coned +1m +3 / -0
                    i'm not going to ask you to prove it. :smoke:

                      Lappland +1m +2 / -0
                      You are a slave to the jew

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2023-07-09T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It is now illegal to kill trans people in Minecraft :marseywholesometrans:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +110 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
King-Krazy +1m +62 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: {IMG} :#marseykingkrazy:

  Lappland +49s +27 / -0
  @heymoon add this to the marsey list.

    King-Krazy +1m +38 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: king krazy agrees:#marseykingkrazy:

      Lappland +24s +19 / -0
      King Krazy is so cool.

        King-Krazy +2m +14 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy: Thank you:#marseykingkrazy:

      9 +4h +9 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy:king krazy has a krazy amount of followers:#marseykingkrazy:

      cyberdick +11h +2 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: HEY KING KRAZY:#marseykingkrazy:

        King-Krazy +2h +1 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy: hi :#marseykingkrazy:

  BWC +2h +20 / -0
  >@king-krazy is a Minecraft player :marseynotes:
  @gerudo @soren @grizzly @snappy @aevann @brokebackbuck @9 @Losercel @bartendercel @ticktockwarrior @loli_esports @JoshMoon @KissingerFanBoyNoCarp @Yeltsin @ShriekingGeek @MarseyIsMyWaifu @Penny @FrozenChosen @AverageBen10Enjoyer @Sneed @drumpf @garlicdoors @Schizo @Redactor0 @MrPenny @jollyjihad @Klenvastergan @HetsAreFeds @goomble @goomble @getogeto @gigach

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-09-13T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyme:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
!cuteandvalid !cuteandinvalid !lgbt !nonchuds
!chuds !transphobes !downvoters !illuminati @i_only_downvote_bad_posts !dramatards !dramanauts !metashit !niggers !nooticers !schizomaxxxers !schizos !thin !verifiedhot !verifiedrich !vampires !whoisgrumpy !women !workreform !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !zoochads !z

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2025-03-29T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marse

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2023-07-12T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Friendly reminder that trans women are women.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +22 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseywholesometrans:
COMMENTS:
smolchickentenders +5m +11 / -1
!nonchuds upmarsey this brave and stunning ally

  Lappland +2m +4 / -0
  :#marseytransflag2:

Holly_Jolly_Kong +6m +10 / -0
Friendly reminder that trans women are real women.
:#marseyhesright:

  Lappland +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

carpathianflorist +49s +8 / -0
Friendly reminder that trans women are men.

  Lappland +42s +9 / -0
  :#marseydisagree:

    carpathianflorist +5m +6 / -0
    Sorry, I'm just not ready to accept that trans women are women.

      Lappland +2m +5 / -0
      :#marseygiveup:

        carpathianflorist +1m +5 / -0
        I will not be swayed on this

          Lappland +1m +5 / -0
          :#marseycheerup:

            carpathianflorist +1m +6 / -0
            There is no way in hell I'm going to change my mind about this.

              Lappland +1m +7 / -0
              :#marseyindignant: you :#marseyindignant:

                carpathianflorist +46s +5 / -0
                But I am a good ally :marseycry:

                  Lappland +2m +4 / -0
                  :#marseycheerup:

  Holly_Jolly_Kong +4m +6 / -0
  Friendly reminder that trans women are women.
  :#marseyhesright:

    carpathianflorist +52s +5 / -0
    :#marseyindignant:

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2025-06-28T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The hate that the mods of r/drama had for the users of r/drama.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +129 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A reminder that the mods of r/drama were more mentally ill than the users of r/drama and that they hated the users of r/drama.
They had a whole set of rules to make sure that the users of r/drama could not post about the mods of r/drama.
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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2025-05-22T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysnoo: :marseysoylentgrin: :soysnoo: :soysnoo2: :soysnoo3: :soysnoo4: :soysnoo5: :soysnoo6: :soysnoo7: :soysnoo8: :soysnoo9: :soysnoo10: :soysnoo11: :soysnoo12: :soysnoo13: :soysnoo14: :soysnoo15: :soysnoo16: :soysnoo17: :soysnoo18: :soysnoo19: :soysnoo20: :soysnoo21: :soysnoo22: :soysnoo23: :soysnoo24: :soysnoo25: :soysnoo26: :soysnoo27: :soysnoo28: :soysnoo29: :soysnoo30:
URL: {REDDIT: r/ModSupport the_admins_are_in_the_comment_section_here}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +1h +11 / -0
> They are here in this thread. They are replying to everyone. They are in modmail. They are in modmail.
:#soysnooseethetalking:

Lappland +1m +9 / -0
!mods what do we do about all these :soyjaktantrum: :soyjaktantrumfast: :soysnooseethe: :soysnootypefast: :soyjaktantrumglow: :soysnoo: :soysnoo2: :soysnoo3: :soysnoo4: :soysnoo5: :soysnoo6: :soysnoo7: :soysnoo8: :soysnoo9: :soysnoo10: :soysnoo11: :soys

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2025-04-09T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [MASSIVE DRAMA] :marseydarkcomrade: :marseyfurry: :marseyhomofascist: :marseytransflag2: :marseyfemboy: :marseytransplushie3: :marseytransplushie: :marseytrans2: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransavenger: :marseytransav

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-05-23T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Joker (2019) is the most transphobic movie in the world.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +54 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You don't need to watch it to know this but you do need to watch it.
I want you to pay attention to the very beginning of the movie. The opening scene. The opening scene of the movie is the Joker (played by Joaquin Phoenix) getting off of the subway train and seeing a trans woman in a red dress. The Joker immediately starts screaming and calling the trans woman a "pervert" and a "deviant". He then starts chasing the trans woman around the subway station, trying to kill her.
This is not a joke. This is not a exaggeration. This is what the director of the movie actually intended. The director of the movie has said in interviews that he wanted to make a movie about how trans people are dangerous and scary and how they should be afraid of us. He also said that he wanted to make a movie about how trans people are mentally ill and need to be locked up in institutions.
This movie is not just transphobic, it's dangerous. It's a movie that promotes hate and violence against trans people. It's a movie that tells people that it's okay to be transphobic and that it's okay to be violent towards trans people.
This movie is not just a movie, it's a hate crime. It's a hate crime against trans people. It's a hate crime against humanity.
COMMENTS:
FukinSukinCukin +5m +28 / -0
The movie is actually about how trans women are the real men :#marseyjokergenocide:

  Lappland +2m +22 / -0
  The movie is actually about how trans women are the real women :#marseytrans2:

    FukinSukinCukin +2m +18 / -0
    :#marseyschizowall:

    TheDunceonMaster +2h +2 / -0
    The movie is actually about how trans women are the real men :#marseytransrentfree:

  Nightcrawler +2m +15 / -0
  It's about how trans women are the real

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-04-14T19Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: Left 4 Dead 2 is the best game of all time.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +43 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Seriously. How can you not like it. Even the game modes are fun.
The map pool is so good that it's insane. The game has so much variety. So many different things to do.
It's the best game of all time.
COMMENTS:
D +4m +21 / -0
You’re right. I love left 4 dead 2. The perfect blend of PvE and PvP, team based gameplay. The PvE is so easy it’s perfect for normies, but the PvP is super fun and the horde is just so insanely scary. The voice acting is great, the story is awesome, the maps are so varied. It’s a great game for any group, and I love it.

  Aba +1h +6 / -0
  The world is just so beautiful

  Geralt_of_Uganda +2h +4 / -0
  I like the game, but I don't like playing it. I guess that's the downside of games where there are no rules, no limits and no winning conditions. You can just run around for 30 minutes and nothing really happens, it's just the same 30 minutes played again and again

    D +16m +3 / -0
    I like that about it. It’s not like a competitive game where you need to always be on. It’s just chill.

      Geralt_of_Uganda +1m +2 / -0
      True, I'm just not a fan of the lack of clear structure

        D +1m +3 / -0
        I think the campaign is actually pretty well structured, but I do like that you can just chill and have fun without having to play a game.

Fabrico +3m +11 / -0
:#marseyagree:

boogiecat +1h +10 / -0
i love left 4 dead 2. its the perfect game for an hour or two of mindless fun with friends. its perfect because it has a simple premise with just enough depth to keep you interested

  Aba +18m +4 / -0
  Yeah

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-03-13T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-08-02T13Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: New :marseychuddance: vidya just dropped.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +79 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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!gamers !lgbt
COMMENTS:
SelectableNuts +1m +46 / -1
Nooooo you can't make fun of people nooooo

  DoveMenCare +10m +34 / -1
  :#marseyraging:
  You can't make fun of me! :marseyindignant:

    SelectableNuts +51s +16 / -1
    Can I make fun of you?

      DoveMenCare +14m +21 / -1
      :marseyagree:
      I'm fine with it. :marseyembrace:

        SelectableNuts +1m +25 / -1
        You're a doormat

          DoveMenCare +1m +22 / -1
          :#marseyagreefast:

            SelectableNuts +52s +19 / -1
            :marseyembrace:

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                SelectableNuts +1m +7 / -1
                It's a compliment

                  cyberdick +30s +6 / -0
                  :marseysurejan:

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        TournamentFishing +2h +15 / -1
        !besties new @SelectableNuts lore: he has a doormat fetish

          SelectableNuts +3m +10 / -1
          I do, yes

            JannieJihad +17m +7 / -1
            :marseysurejan: :marseyfeminist:

              SelectableNuts +2m +5 / -1
              I am not the one wearing the dress

                JannieJihad +1m +4 / -1
                I'm a big guy, so I need a solid mat to support my feet

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-07-28T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I made a new marsey
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +50 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@The10thMan
@The10thMan
@The10thMan
@The10thMan
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COMMENTS:
Lappland +23s +20 / -1
!marseyartists !friendsofmimwee !cuteandvalid !lgbt !nonchuds !bottoms

  ACA +1m +12 / -1
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    ACA +28s +11 / -1
    !chuds

      ACA +28s +10 / -1
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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2025-01-03T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ACA +18m +5 / -0
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Haberdasher +1h +3 / -0
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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2023-11-18T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Transphobes of rDrama can't stop being transphobic, even when they're trying to be nice.
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VOTES: +121 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-03-01T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New stonetoss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: [C]
BODY:
Palestinian lives matter
COMMENTS:
AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +3m +13 / -0
:#marseywould:

  Lappland +1m +10 / -0 [C]
  I'd give her a blowjob on the airplane.
  Palestinian lives matter

  BWC +2h +3 / -0
  :#marseywouldnt: she is a literal :marseymerchantfoid: ![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b9/46/7f/b9467f754501c606344601331f9195e2.gif)

pobrecito +3m +11 / -0
Does she have a foot fetish?

  Lappland +2m +11 / -0 [C]
  :marseyagreefast:
  Palestinian lives matter

  BigBussyHunter +22m +6 / -0
  She's a bussy-enjoyer
  :marseyexcited:

    JohnDevereaux +36m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

      BigBussyHunter +5m +6 / -0
      :#marseybooba:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +10 / -0
!coomers
:#marseycoomer2:

  Lappland +1m +11 / -0 [C]
  !followers !coomers
  Palestinian lives matter

    peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseywould:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4m +3 / -0
    I have a very high IQ

    Lappland +4m +3 / -0 [C]
    @tnt @losercel @christmasbussy69
    Palestinian lives matter

  retard +12m +3 / -0
  She's so fucking hot omg

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseyblush

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-07-10T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteisrael: :marseyjewish: :marseymerchant: :marseyflagisrael: :marseyisrael: :marseysaluteisrael: :marseyjewish: :marseymerchant: :marseyflagisrael: :marseyisrael:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!jidf
COMMENTS:
H +1h +3 / -0
I'd make a joke about the irony of the tranny flag but I can't be bothered.

  Lappland +3m +3 / -0
  You don't have to make a joke about it. Just make a comment.

    H +1h +1 / -0
    I have no interest in your trans flag. Please leave.

      Lappland +1m +1 / -0
      What trans flag?

        H +1m +1 / -0
        The flag in the pic.

          Lappland +42s +1 / -0
          Oh. Sorry.

            H +3m +1 / -0
            No problem. I forgive you.

              Lappland +1m +1 / -0
              Thanks. I'm sorry I made you mad. I'll try to be better in the future. I appreciate you forgiving me. Thanks for giving me a second chance.

                H +1h +1 / -0
                No problem. I hope you learn from this. I wish you a good day. And remember, I'm here for you. Don't hesitate to reach out if you need anything. I'm here for you.

                  Lappland +50s +1 / -0
                  :#marseythanks:

                    H +1m +1 / -0
                    I'm glad you are happy. I'm glad you're happy. I hope you have a good day. I hope you have a good day. I hope you have a good day. I hope you have a good day. I hope you have a good day. I hope you have a good day. I hope you have a good day. I hope you have a good day. I

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2025-05-24T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lappland +14s +12 / -0
!followers

  Transformers +51s +4 / -0
  :#marseysmughips:

  haggis +1h +3 / -0
  You're such a tease. :#marseyblowkiss:

    Lappland +2m +4 / -0
    I was just in the mood to ping people.

Kaczinsky +2m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  Lappland +3m +4 / -0
  :#marseyno:
  :#marseyyes: :#marseybutt:

    Kaczinsky +4m +3 / -0
    {IMG}otton

      Lappland +5m +2 / -0
      :#marseybutt: ott :#marseybutt: on

donkeykongbinladen +5m +4 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseydisagree:

  Lappland +5m +4 / -0
  :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt:

    donkeykongbinladen +2m +3 / -0
    Oh, OK. That's cool.
    :#marseythumbsup:

      Lappland +4m +2 / -0
      :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt: :#marseybutt:

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-10-25T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 22k upvotes on a video of an old man trying to get a 12 year old to touch him.
URL: {REDDIT: r/nextfuckinglevel 12_year_old_boy_rescues_grandfather_who_was}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!rapists
COMMENTS:
Goomble +1h +7 / -0
So much of Reddit is coomer garbage :marseycoomer2:

  Lappland +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

bellahadidofficial +5m +5 / -0
The original video is the boy getting the grandpa's phone out of his pocket and calling the cops. This is some 3rd party editing for coomers...

  Lappland +4m +4 / -0
  It's from r/nextfuckinglevel, it's all fake.

    bellahadidofficial +3m +4 / -0
    I know, im saying that the video is fake. He wasnt trying to get a 12 year old to touch him, he was trying to get the 12 year old to save him from being raped.

      Lappland +1m +2 / -0
      No I'm saying that the video is real and the coomer edits are from a 3rd party site. This is the same way that the video of the teenager killing the rapist got 20k upvotes.

        bellahadidofficial +1m +3 / -0
        Where is the video that the 12 year old was trying to save the grandpa from getting raped? That's the video in the OP.

          Lappland +33s +2 / -0
          This one

            bellahadidofficial +4m +3 / -0
            It's fake. It's a coomer edit. The original video is the 12 year old kid getting his phone out of the grandpa's pocket and calling the cops.. .coomer. .coomer. .coomer. .coomer. .coomer. .coomer. .coomer. .coomer.

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-04-25T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +83 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!nonchuds !lgbt
COMMENTS:
Elias_Acorn +3m +29 / -1
I do this but with trans cuties :marseycoomer2:

  Lappland +1m +25 / -1
  I do this with trannies too but I have a real one in my life so I don't have to find them myself.

    Elias_Acorn +3m +20 / -1
    I have a real one in my life but I still coom to trans cuties. Just cause I have a gf doesn't mean I cant coom to hot trans girls. :marseyindignant: Just like how straight people coom to gay porn its really just a matter of personal preference and having an open mind.

      Lappland +5m +16 / -1
      @bwc

        BWC +1h +15 / -1
        {IMG}
        !coomers !gayporn !lgbt

          Bellicose-Twink +6h +6 / -0
          >is this the real @bwc?
          :#marseyspitmoji:

            BWC +12h +2 / -0
            {TENOR: bwc-funny}

        TheOverSeether +1h +8 / -1
        :#marseyblush:

          Lappland +1m +9 / -1
          :#marseybutt2:

    box +3h +2 / -1
    :marseyannoyed:

      Lappland +2m +2 / -1
      :marseybutt:

        box +4m +2 / -1
        :marseyfemboy:

          Lappland +

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-06-17T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyaware:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +6 / -0
:#pepoboner:

  Lappland +2m +6 / -0
  Me on the right.

    Maximus +1m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

      Lappland +4m +4 / -0
      Me on the left.

        Maximus +1m +4 / -0
        {IMG}

ACA +1h +4 / -0
{IMG}

MeowMixed +2h +3 / -0
Do you think he's aware of the male gaze girl?

  Lappland +2m +3 / -0
  I don't know what that means but no I don't think he is aware.

    MeowMixed +7m +4 / -0
    The male gaze is when a woman is portrayed in a way that is sexually appealing to a male audience. It's a feminist term. She's probably a trans woman

      Lappland +1m +4 / -0
      :marseyaware:

        MeowMixed +1m +3 / -0
        Sorry, it's not my fault you're not up to date on the latest terms

          Lappland +50s +3 / -0
          I am up to date on the latest terms, that's why I'm upset.

            MeowMixed +1m +2 / -0
            Well, it's not my fault you're not up to date on the latest terms either. Did you think you could just watch a movie and get away with it?

              Lappland +2m +2 / -0
              I'll never watch a movie again.
              I'll never watch a movie again.
              I'll never watch a movie again.
              I'll never watch a movie again.
              I'll never watch a movie again.

                MeowMixed +4m +2 / -0
                >no u
                :marseyfoidretardtalking:

                  Lappland +1m +2 / -0
                  I was the one who made the original comment. girl

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2023-11-10T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The manlet is speaking truth to power again.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lappland +53s +4 / -0
!manlets

  DestoryerCarbine +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

  KangThaConqueror +2m +3 / -0
  :marseyhesright:y

  arseupwrongo +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:y

  KangThaConqueror +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:ate

  KangThaConqueror +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:ing

  KangThaConqueror +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:ing

  KangThaConqueror +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:ing

  KangThaConqueror +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:ing

  KangThaConqueror +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:ingy

  KangThaConqueror +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:ing

  KangThaConqueror +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:ing

  KangThaConqueror +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:ing

  KangThaConqueror +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:ing

  KangThaConqueror +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:ing

  KangThaConqueror +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:ing

  KangThaConqueror +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:ing

  KangThaConqueror +2m +2 / -

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2025-02-09T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Now is a great time to be a Trump supporter
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +51 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!transphobes
COMMENTS:
X +1m +31 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}

  asshole +6m +22 / -0
  {IMG}
  !slotsmb1000

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4h +5 / -0
    !titsorgtfo

    BWC +4h +4 / -0
    {IMG} !titsorgtfo !coomers

  Cute_Good_Friend +5m +8 / -0
  {IMG}

  Tomfoolery +1h +8 / -0
  {IMG}

  BWC +4h +7 / -0
  :#marseytruthnuke: :#marseytruthnuke: :#marseytruthnuke: :#marseytruthnuke: :#marseytruthnuke:

asshole +1m +14 / -0
{IMG}
!slotsmb1000

  Lappland +1m +7 / -0
  :#marseysmughips:

    asshole +4m +6 / -0
    {IMG}
    !slotsmb1000

      Lappland +1m +7 / -0
      :#marseydepressed:

        asshole +1m +7 / -0
        {IMG}
        !slotsmb1000

          Lappland +23s +6 / -0
          :#marseyitsrigged:

            asshole +1m +5 / -0
            {IMG}
            !slotsmb1000

              Lappland +1m +6 / -0
              :#marseyitsrigged:

                asshole +56s +4 / -0
                {IMG}
                !slotsmb1000

                  Lappland +1m +3 / -0
                  :#marseyitsrigged:

                    asshole +1m +4 / -0
                    {IMG}
                    !slotsmb1000

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-07-13T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyprideflag: :marseyprideflag: :marseyprideflag: :marseyprideflag: :marseyprideflag: :marseyprideflag: :marseyprideflag: :marseyprideflag: :marseyprideflag:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
comics_for_trans_rights +1m +2 / -0
:#marseyhomofascist:

  Lappland +21s +3 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:!!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-06-16T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: @BWC would you let me into the !bwc ping group?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Please
COMMENTS:
BWC +4h +8 / -0
:#marseyprotestyes:
!macacos !followers

  Lappland +4m +2 / -0
  :#marseyheart:

Losercel +1d +1 / -0
You're in now :marseyviewerstare:

  Lappland +1m +1 / -0
  Ty :marseylove:

    Losercel +2m +1 / -0
    :#marseywave3:

  BWC +1h +1 / -0
  >you're in now
  {IMG}

    Losercel +2m +1 / -0
    you're in as well :marseyexcited:

      BWC +1m +1 / -0
      :#marseyblowkiss: :#marseyblacked: :#chadthankskingcapy:

        Losercel +1m +1 / -0
        :#marseyshy3:

          BWC +3m +1 / -0
          >:marseyshy3: :marseylongpost: :marseyshy4:
          :#chadnocapy:

            Losercel +3m +1 / -0
            :#marseyindignant: :#marseyindignantwoman: :#marseyindignantturn: :#marseyindignantwoman:

              BWC +11m +1 / -0
              >:marseyindignant: :marseylongpost: :marseyindignantturn: :marseylongpost: :marseyindignantwoman:
              :#chadokcapy: :#chaddonekingcapy: :#chadthankskingcapy: :#chadnocapy:

                Losercel +6m +1 / -0
                :#marseyflirt: :#marsey

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-06-17T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just realized that I have never heard of a trans woman that is a right wing politician.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Like I know they exist but I have never heard of them. All of the trans people I know are left wing, all of the right wing politicians I know are cis. They are never in the same group. Why is that?
COMMENTS:
X +4m +15 / -0
{IMG}
{TWEET: Slatzism}

  Lappland +1m +10 / -0
  I don't know if you know this but I'm pretty sure he's not a right wing politician.

    X +3m +12 / -0
    {IMG}

      Lappland +2m +11 / -0
      :marseyxd:

    Grue +1h +4 / -0
    He’s a libertarian and that’s basically the same thing

      Lappland +2m +5 / -0
      I think that he just doesn't have any real political views.

        Grue +1m +4 / -0
        His political views are definitely the same as everyone else

          Lappland +49s +4 / -0
          :#marseysurejan:

            Grue +1m +5 / -0
            I’m sorry you’re gay

              Lappland +5m +5 / -0
              I am not gay. I just want to have sex with women.

                Grue +1m +5 / -0
                That’s gay

                  Lappland +1m +3 / -0
                  I'm not gay.

                    Grue +4m +3 / -0
                    Then you wouldn’t mind me having sex with you

                      Lappland +1m +3 / -0
                      No I would mind.

                        Grue +1m +3 / -0
                        You’re gay

                          Lappland +1m +3 / -0
                          I am not gay.

                            Grue +2m +3 / -0
                            You’re gay

    BussyAtomSmasher +44m +2 / -0
    Who?

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2023-12-21T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Weekly Vampire hole activity thread
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
# Vampire hole activity thread
I am bored so I am making this thread to ask how everyone's week has been. How's the weather? What are you doing for Christmas? What's the best thing about being a vampire?
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +10m +7 / -0
I am still inebriated from a lovely Christmas party from a couple nights ago and I have a Christmas party this Saturday so I am not going to read this thread and I just want to say that I LOVE you all and you are all so awesome and special and I love your Christmas spirit and I love all the lovely things you all are doing to celebrate Christmas and I am very excited for this Saturday and I am very excited for the rest of the year and for all the Christmas celebrations and for the rest of the Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and for the next year and for the next Christmas season and

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-11-05T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrump: Trump's America is here and it's worse than you can imagine :marseydarktrump:
URL: {REDDIT: r/pics trump_says_this_is_his_america}
VOTES: +50 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [The most unhinged shit I've ever seen]({REDDIT: r/pics trump_says_this_is_his_america})
> [My god it's so fucked]({REDDIT: r/pics trump_says_this_is_his_america})
> [This is a fascist country now]({REDDIT: r/pics trump_says_this_is_his_america})
> [The most disgusting display of power I've ever seen]({REDDIT: r/pics trump_says_this_is_his_america})
> [This is the end of the world]({REDDIT: r/pics trump_says_this_is_his_america})
> [This is the most pathetic display of power I've ever seen]({REDDIT: r/pics trump_says_this_is_his_america})
> [This is the most disgusting display of power I've ever seen]({REDDIT: r/pics trump_says_this_is_his_america})
> [This is the most pathetic display of power I've ever seen]({REDDIT: r/pics trump_says_this_is_his_america})
> [This is the most disgusting display of power I've ever seen]({REDDIT: r/pics trump_says_this_is_his_america})
> [This is the most pathetic display of power I've ever seen]({REDDIT: r/pics trump_says_this_is_his_america})
> [This is the most disgusting display of power I've ever seen]({REDDIT: r/pics trump_says_this_is_his_america})
> [This is the most pathetic display of power I've ever seen]({REDDIT: r/pics trump_says_this_is_his_america})
> [This is the most disgusting display of power I've ever seen]({REDDIT: r/pics trump_says_this_is_his_america})

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2023-08-26T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Transphobes are literally genociding trans kids :marseytransgenocide:
URL: {TWEET: bethanyclarkxo}
VOTES: +45 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +40 / -0
> I have to use a wheelchair and a scooter because I have arthritis in my feet.
:#marseysurejan:

  Lappland +2m +35 / -0
  > I have to use a wheelchair and a scooter because I have arthritis in my feet.
  > {IMG}
  It's real

    peepeehands +2m +28 / -0
    i'd rather live to 100 and be in a wheelchair than live to 30 with that face

    X +5m +25 / -0
    :#marseywould:

      Bussy_Annihilator +16m +17 / -0
      She's hot as hell

        X +1m +15 / -0
        :#marseywould:

          Bussy_Annihilator +1m +16 / -0
          I'll let you have her. I'll just get one of those femboy chicks you like

            X +46s +15 / -0
            :#marseydisgusted:

              Bussy_Annihilator +3m +13 / -0
              I'll give you your pick of a feminine bussy or a feminine gussy. Just let me have her, ok?

                X +4m +12 / -0
                :#marseyhomofascist:

                JohnDevereaux +1h +12 / -0
                :#!marseyhomofascist::#marseyfemboy::#marseyhomosupremacist:

                Grue +1h +7 / -0
                You are a homosexual.

                  Bussy_Annihilator +1d +2 / -0
                  I'm bi, but I'm not a fag.

        GubeRubenstein +21m +13 / -0
        I can fix her

    Literally

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-06-03T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +43 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&Hit&&
&&Miss&&
COMMENTS:
Battleloser +1h +3 / -0
&&hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha&&

Retard_Masturbator +2h +1 / -0
Lol

forgor +4h +1 / -0
The one that got away

JohnDevereaux +5h +1 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG} :#marseyfrozenchosen: :#marseyfrozenchosen: :#marseyfrozenchosen:

laha +5h +1 / -0
Why are all these people in this comic so ugly?

  JohnDevereaux +3h +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-10-17T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reminder that it's not ok to punch Nazis
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@HailVictory1776 @Grue @Cute_Good_Friend @ZombieWolf @Patsy @Kang-PrimeTimeline @DickButtKiss @BWC @Holly_Jolly_Kong @Kong-Vann @Awoo @ZombieWolf @grizzly @sandkwinn @WeihnachtenSalvador @aba @ChristoffWChanderson @Count_Sprpr @R @JohnnyBOO @BussyAtomSmasher @araara @KatserKitty1987 @getogeto @MarseyIsMyWaifu @The_Homocracy @Red @alien122 @i_only_downvote_pizza @pizzashill @carpathianflorist @TheGrillcast @MoonMetropolis @ticktocktrainiguess @retard
COMMENTS:
Bruhfunny_Thrall +1h +6 / -0
!nonchuds this is a true patriot :#gigachad2:a patriot :#gigachad2: to a patriot :#gigachad2: to a patriot :#gigachad2:

  KangThaConqueror +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

Count_Sprpr +2m +5 / -0
I am not a Nazi
:#marseyindignant:

  Lappland +1m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

    Count_Sprpr +47s +4 / -0
    :#marseyindignantturn:

FourthCowboy +56s +5 / -0
I thought we were friends :marseysad:

  Lappland +1m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    FourthCowboy +2m +5 / -0
    :#marseybottom:

      Lappland +41s +4 / -0
      :#marseydomesticabuse2:

        FourthCowboy +2m +5 / -0
        :#marseycry:

          Lappland +1m +4 / -

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AUTHOR: Lappland
DATE: 2024-09-08T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /pol/ - Why are there no good white guys? - Politically Incorrect - 4chan
URL: https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/476421094
VOTES: +14 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!chuds
COMMENTS:
TouchFluffyTails +4m +10 / -0
:#marseynorm:

  hater +11m +10 / -0
  {IMG}
  :marseyshrug:

  Lappland +1m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    TouchFluffyTails +2m +5 / -0
    :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould:

      Lappland +48s +5 / -0
      :#marseywouldnt:

        TouchFluffyTails +1m +5 / -0
        :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould:

          Lappland +2m +5 / -0
          :#marseywouldnt:

            TouchFluffyTails +4m +5 / -0
            :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould:

              Lappland +1m +5 / -0
              :#marseywouldnt:

                TouchFluffyTails +47s +5 / -0
                :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould:

                  Lappland +3m +5 / -0
                  :#marseywouldnt:

                    TouchFluffyTails +2m +5 / -0
                    :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould:

                      Lappland +1m +5 / -0
                      :#marseywouldnt:

                        TouchFluffyTails +2m +5 / -0
                        :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould:

                          Lappland +1m +5 / -0
                          :#marseywouldnt:

                            TouchFluffyTails +3m +5 / -0
                            :

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2022-02-24T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The future of the internet is gay
URL: {TWEET: AGDLE}
VOTES: +44 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am not saying this ironically.
COMMENTS:
August +3m +43 / -0
# 👏 Do 👏 better 👏 sweaty 👏
{IMG}

  dog_eated_wasp +1h +14 / -0
  The future of the internet is based, but in a good way

    ironicshitposter +4h +2 / -0
    >The future of the internet is based
    The future of the internet is Chtorr
    {IMG}

  Chapose +1h +11 / -0
  This would actually be pretty good if it wasnt for the gay

    August +1h +5 / -0
    I agree, it's the best way to avoid getting the 'tism. I think I'll add this to my list.

  1-800-GOD-DAMN +12h +1 / -0
  I think a lot of people would be on board with this if it was called something like "the cyber revolution" or "the digital renaissance" or something like that. It's just the fact that it's a stupid fucking name that is making it so people are rejecting it.

PapaJohn +5m +18 / -0
:#marseyhomofascist:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +22 / -0
  :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyhomosupremacist:

    carpathianflorist +4m +12 / -0
    :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyhomosupremacist

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-10-03T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is the future Redditors want
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +114 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is what you get when you let Reddit run wild. This is what happens when you remove all of the moderation. This is what happens when you let people downvote you. This is what happens when you let people get away with bullying. This is what happens when you let people bully people. This is what happens when you let people bully people who are different from you. This is what happens when you let people bully people who are different from you and you don't do anything about it. This is what happens when you let people bully people who are different from you and you don't do anything about it and you don't even try to do anything about it. This is what happens when you let people bully people who are different from you and you don't do anything about it and you don't even try to do anything about it and you don't even try to do anything about it. This is what happens when you let people bully people who are different from you and you don't do anything about it and you don't even try to do anything about it and you don't even try to do anything about it and you don't even try to do anything about it. This is what happens when you let people bully people who are different from you and you don't do anything about it and you don't even try to do anything about it and you don't even try to do anything about it and you don't even try to do anything about it and you don't even try to do anything about it. This is what happens when you let people bully people who are different from you and you don't do anything about it and you don't even try to do anything about it and you don't even try to do anything about it and you don't even try to do anything about it and you don't even try to do anything about it and you don't even try to do anything about it. This is what happens when you let people bully people who are different from you and you don't do anything about it and you don't even try to do anything about it and you don't even try to do anything about it and you don't even try to do anything about it and you don't even try to do anything about it and you

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-07-10T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I can't believe I have to say this again, but no, it's not a fetish.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_cant_believe_i_have_to_say_this_again_but_no_its}
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LauraOfTheLye +1m +49 / -0
>Can you just give me the tldr. I don't have time to read all that. I'm doing laundry.
I'm starting to think that maybe this is a fetish...

  Need4Sneed +13m +33 / -0
  >I'm doing laundry.
  That's a pretty bad excuse considering the average redditor's parents pay for that.

    LauraOfTheLye +3m +21 / -0
    If she's a landchad she's probably paying for it herself.

      Need4Sneed +6m +15 / -0
      I've never seen a landchad who does their own laundry. I guess it's something to do with the smell 🤢🤮

        LauraOfTheLye +11m +18 / -0
        Well, I do my own laundry, but that's because I hate the smell of other people's sweat.

          Need4Sneed +5m +10 / -0
          Same tbh

  bballbelle +2h +7 / -0
  I'm surprised the top comment hasn't been downvoted. But then again, I don't think most of the people on that sub are all that bright.

    LauraOfTheLye +15m +3 / -0
    It's been downvoted to -11, but it's up to -4 now.

      bballbelle +27m +7 / -0
      Yeah that's better. I just checked and it was down to -27. I think the downvotes are from the usual suspects. They hate anything that can be construed as having even the slightest edge on their safe space.

    TheOverSeether +2h +2 / -0
    It's been downvoted to -11, but it's up to -4 now.

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2022-01-02T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's time for the Y'all seeing eye to be updated for 2022.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The new slogan should be:
"Y'all see us, but you don't see us."
Because of course the new slur is "y'all". I know many of you are just straight up racist for not being able to keep up with the times.
COMMENTS:
Wizdumb1776 +3m +11 / -0
{GIF}

  LauraOfTheLye +1m +4 / -0
  I would never. I'm just trying to help you all out.

    Wizdumb1776 +2m +6 / -0
    {GIF}

      LauraOfTheLye +1m +4 / -0
      {GIF}

        Wizdumb1776 +57s +5 / -0
        {GIF}

          LauraOfTheLye +1m +4 / -0
          {GIF}

            Wizdumb1776 +3m +4 / -0
            {GIF}

              LauraOfTheLye +2m +4 / -0
              {GIF}

                Wizdumb1776 +1m +4 / -0
                {GIF}

                  LauraOfTheLye +2m +2 / -0
                  {GIF}

                    Wizdumb1776 +5m +2 / -0
                    {GIF}

                      LauraOfTheLye +1m +2 / -0
                      {GIF}

                        Wizdumb1776 +5m +2 / -0
                        {GIF}

                          LauraOfTheLye +5m +2 / -0
                          {GIF}

                            Wizdumb1776 +1m +2 / -0
                            {GIF}

geese_suck +1h +4 / -0
I don't care about the new slur it just needs to be funny and creative. "y'all seeing eye" is funny and creative

  LauraOfTheLye +2m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-07-27T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid gets rejected, posts to r/TwoXChromosomes to make sure everyone knows she's a victim.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes dating_as_a_woman_is_similar_to_being_on_the}
VOTES: +44 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Wizdumb1776 +12m +50 / -0
>my gut reaction was to go into a coffee shop with a gun
{GIF}

  Dramamine +47m +21 / -0
  "my gut reaction was to go into a coffee shop with a gun" has to be a new Snappy quote

  Dramacel +1h +16 / -0
  I can't believe they're so fucking retarded to post this shit. Are they really so fucking stupid that they don't realize how retarded they sound? Like it's so easy to just not post something like this online. If you're that stupid at least try to sound like you have a brain

  SaveUsUncleTed +10h +4 / -0
  I can only imagine the reactions when she goes out of the door with the gun and the police question her about it.

Dramamine +2m +43 / -0
{GIF}
Lol, lmao even

  Wizdumb1776 +11m +39 / -0
  "I'm going to go into a coffee shop with a gun to find my ex so I can get him back. "
  {GIF}

    Dramamine +20m +25 / -0
    >I'm going to go into a coffee shop with a gun to find my ex so I can get him back.
    {GIF}

    BrokeBackBuck +1h +14 / -0
    {GIF}

      Wizdumb1776 +3m +10 / -0
      {GIF}

  YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +33m +19 / -0
  >I’ve dated men who have done the same
  She's a bpd kween.

    Dramamine +3m +12 / -0

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-10-19T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Trannies declare war on the Landlord Messiah
URL: {TWEET: Landlord_Messiah}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +4m +11 / -0
>I'm going to make sure you don't have a future as a real woman.
:!marseyshooting: :marseytrans2: :marseyshooting:

  GT +1h +5 / -0
  They say that like they have a future as a woman now

    BigBussyHunter +4h +1 / -0
    They've got a future as a bussy enjoyer, that's for sure :marseyagree:

Igor_Konashenkov +3h +5 / -0
>Is this an actual threat to the LLM?
It's a threat to the state of Israel.

ThousandBestLives +1h +4 / -0
Hating trannies for their appearance is only slightly more pathetic than hating them for their politics.

  Unironicdramadebater +2h +1 / -0
  I hate them because I want them to go through the same gender transition but to be a man instead.

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +3 / -0
LLM is a gigachad
---
this account is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

SeetheFarmer +4h +2 / -0
:marseybased:

TheOverSeether +2h +2 / -0
:marsoyhype: :marsoy: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint:

H +1h +1 / -0
If you’re going to make a threat make it a good one.

  Unironicdramadebater +2h +1 / -0
  I am going to burn your house down and then rape you

    H +12m +1 / -0
    :marseyrage:

      Unironicdramadebater +2h +1 / -0
      You are welcome

        H +

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2024-09-10T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm 22 years old, and I just want to say that I'm a 35 year old man with a 25 year old wife who is 7 months pregnant.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Don't try and deny it. I've seen you all in the DMs.
COMMENTS:
BooMetropolis +45s +8 / -0
:#youdontsay:

  Freak-Off +4m +4 / -0
  :#youdontsay:

peepeehands +2m +6 / -0
:#marseyspal:

  24-7_ROCK_COCK +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyfrozenchosenchokespal:

dawgs +28m +2 / -0
:#marseysurejan:

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +3h +1 / -0
I'm a 32 year old man with a 22 year old wife who is 7 months pregnant. I'm 22 years old.....ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-11-08T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: For the first time since 2014, r/conservative is actually based
URL: {REDDIT: r/Conservative california_school_district_tells_parents_to_use}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Urboros +1h +7 / -0
/r/conservative is a decent sub for drama, no doubt. You can find it by sorting by controversial, usually, and then sorting by top. Like I found that thread from a controversial post in /r/politics. I'm pretty sure /r/conservative is a lot more fun than /r/conservative, and the rightoids there are pretty based. I think you're on to something.
{GIF}
{GIF}

  Cao_Cao +45m +3 / -0
  I've always thought that the whole "two sides of the same coin" meme is kind of true. Like, if you think about it, both sides are equally retarded. Both sides suck equally, both sides are equally full of shit. Both sides are equally full of shit and shit. Both sides are full of shit and shit, and shit. Both sides are full of shit and shit, and shit and shit. Both sides are full of shit and shit, and shit and shit and shit. Both sides are full of shit and shit, and shit and shit and shit and shit. Both sides are full of shit and shit, and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit. Both sides are full of shit and shit, and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit. Both sides are full of shit and shit, and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit. Both sides are full of shit and shit, and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit. Both sides are full of shit and shit, and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit. Both sides are full of shit and shit, and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit. Both sides are full of shit and shit, and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit. Both sides are full

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2022-03-29T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors sneeding about a TikTok comedian getting cancelled
URL: {REDDIT: r/entertainment tiktok_comedian_will_smith_accused_of_sexual}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BoneKongahawk +37m +7 / -0
>And the fact that he was on the news for a crime he committed in 2005
>How are you gonna say that like it was a long time ago?
>It was 17 years ago.
>Jesus christ dude. It's the past. You're still a good guy.
>He was 26 years old 17 years ago. It's not that long ago.
>It's not "that long ago" for him but it is for me. I'm a 43 year old man.
I'm sure 43 year old man can't understand the struggles of a 26 year old man.

  Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +1h +1 / -0
  Why is he being so dramatic about it? He was 26 you fucking baby. What is wrong with you? Grow up.

X +3m +5 / -0
{IMG} :#marseybye:

  LauraOfTheLye +2m +5 / -0
  You need to start a new sub for us, it's not fair you have to share with the rest of them.

    X +2m +4 / -0
    I have my own sub but you're right we need a place to post more drama
    {IMG}

      LauraOfTheLye +2m +3 / -0
      Who is your sub for?

        X +3m +4 / -0
        those who don't like the current sub
        {IMG}

          LauraOfTheLye +1m +2 / -0
          What's the current sub?

            X +2m +2 / -0
            r/singapore

              LauraOfTheLye +2m +2 / -0
              No it's just not good.

                X +3m +2 / -0
                :#marseygiveup:

  Cao_Cao +1

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2022-05-02T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bongistan is an abomination and needs to be purged.
URL: {TWEET: bbcnews}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Allende +11m +9 / -0
The only good thing about bongistan is the fish and chips.
:#marseybong:

  WeihnachtenSalvador +51m +5 / -0
  I had one time a very good meal in a bongistan style restaurant. It was called fish & chips. But it was just a regular pizza with fish

  BigBussyHunter +1h +4 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

PapaJohn +11m +5 / -0
:marseyrage:

WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +4 / -0
I am 90% sure I am from more racist family than a average bongainain

  LauraOfTheLye +45m +2 / -0
  You're not from a racist family, you're from a family of racists.

    WeihnachtenSalvador +5m +3 / -0
    Well a lot of my family are mayo’s from different nationalities so they can say all the ethnic shit they want

      LauraOfTheLye +5m +2 / -0
      >Well a lot of my family are mayo’s from different nationalities
      :marseyxd:

        WeihnachtenSalvador +17m +1 / -0
        I am not mayo but I am a white person and I am ethnically mixed

          LauraOfTheLye +3m +2 / -0
          :marseyxd:

            WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +1 / -0
            But you got me wrong, my family is mayo and I am a bipoc

              LauraOfTheLye +1m +2 / -0
              :marseyxd:

                WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +1 / -0
                If you didn’t got it, I am half black and half gypsy

                  LauraOfTheLye +1m +2 / -0
                  :m

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-09-11T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/antiwork gets it's first taste of the working class.
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork i_work_35_hours_a_week_and_can_only_afford_one}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Takoyucki +14m +40 / -0
>work 35 hours
>can only afford 1k a month
>isn’t even a minimum wage job
:marseyfunko:

  garlicdoors +1h +21 / -0
  >**I** work 35 hours a week and **I** can only afford one meal a day
  :chad:

    Takoyucki +1h +6 / -0
    I had to edit that after I posted it and now I’m just salty

      garlicdoors +10m +6 / -0
      I'm glad you're feeling better now, just remember to take your pills

        Takoyucki +6m +7 / -0
        I don’t need pills, I’m already insane.

          garlicdoors +1m +5 / -0
          You're welcome

  Unironicdramadebater +1h +13 / -0
  And somehow they still find the time to whine about the poor. Imagine not being able to afford a meal a day and still complaining about how the poor are not being treated fairly. Lmao.

    PeasantRepublicOfficial +1h +6 / -0
    >the poor
    >one meal a day

  FuckfaceMcClure +1h +10 / -0
  > is not even a minimum wage job
  Why are they doing it for free?

  K9 +5h +2 / -0
  I’m willing to bet it’s a food delivery service or something

    Takoyucki +55m +1 / -0
    Probably. I can’t imagine that many people work 35 hours a week in retail and make 30k a year.

  Pibbles +3h +2 / -0
  I've worked 35 hours a week for less than that. You should be able to pay rent

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2022-01-28T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Hottest News in rdrama: It's not as hot as it used to be.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The number of new users is down and it looks like the most active users are down by a significant amount too. It's not looking good for us, rdramacels. I'm starting to feel like it's time to go back to reddit.
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +6m +11 / -0
We are still at like 10x the activity of Reddit. It’s just that some of you are just as obsessed as we are.

  BigBussyHunter +6m +4 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  LauraOfTheLye +1m +3 / -0
  And that's a bad thing.

  arsey +1h +3 / -0
  rdrama has more activity than Reddit, but the activity is more concentrated. It's like r/gaming but r/gaming is 2000 people and rdrama is 200. Same amount of activity but one group is more concentrated.

    FrozenChosen +4m +4 / -0
    I think it’s cause Reddit is more compartmentalized. You’ll be on a sub and then go to another one and not see the other posts. We all see the same posts.

      arsey +10m +3 / -0
      That's what I mean by concentrated. I'm sure r/gaming has the same amount of drama, but it's spread out across all the people who go to the sub. On rdrama, we all see the same stuff, so it's more concentrated. I'm just saying that there is less activity overall but it's more concentrated.

        FrozenChosen +3m +3 / -0
        I agree with you. I think it’s also because many people here are very smart and have good things to say 😎

          arsey +1m +3 / -0
          I agree with you too. I like drama but I like the smart people too. I'm a smart person.

            FrozenChosen +1m +3 / -0
            I’m gonna tell my therapist this 🥰

              arsey +

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2022-02-27T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is what the future of America looks like
URL: {TWEET: tedcruz}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LSU_Coonass +1h +3 / -0
the future is already here, it's just not evenly distributed

Marsey +14m +2 / -0
Ted Cruz is just a rightoid Obama

  Marsey +2m +1 / -0
  Fuck you I don't care about the award I don't want to type this

    Marsey +1m +2 / -0
    I don't care about the award I don't want to type this

      Marsey +1m +2 / -0
      I don't care about the award I don't want to type this

        Marsey +1m +2 / -0
        I don't care about the award I don't want to type this

          Marsey +41s +2 / -0
          I don't care about the award I don't want to type this

            Marsey +1m +2 / -0
            I don't care about the award I don't want to type this

              Marsey +1m +2 / -0
              I don't care about the award I don't want to type this

                Marsey +46s +2 / -0
                I don't care about the award I don't want to type this

                  Marsey +50s +2 / -0
                  I don't care about the award I don't want to type this

                    Marsey +53s +2 / -0
                    I don't care about the award I don't want to type this

                      Marsey +1m +2 / -0
                      I don't care about the award I don't want to type this

                        Marsey +1m +2 / -0
                        I don't care about the award I don't want to type this

                          Marsey +1m +2 / -0
                          I don't care about the award I don't want to type this

                            Marsey +1m +2 / -

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-07-28T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Snappy, I need you to be better
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I made a bet that snappy would never say anything about how much she hates women. I lost the bet, because she just made a comment about how much she hates women. Please, stop being so bad at your job.
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +4 / -0
Snappy is a man

  LauraOfTheLye +1m +4 / -0
  I'm not sure what you're trying to say, but you're wrong.

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +5 / -0
    Snappy is a man

      LauraOfTheLye +1m +3 / -0
      Snappy is a woman.

        Nixoncrats_for_trump +3m +4 / -0
        Snappy is a man

          LauraOfTheLye +3m +3 / -0
          Snappy is a woman.

            Nixoncrats_for_trump +3m +3 / -0
            Snappy is a man

              LauraOfTheLye +1m +3 / -0
              Snappy is a woman.

                Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +3 / -0
                Snappy is a man

                  LauraOfTheLye +1m +2 / -0
                  Snappy is a woman.

                    Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +1 / -0
                    Snappy is a man

                      LauraOfTheLye +1m +2 / -0
                      Snappy is a woman.

                        Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +1 / -0
                        Snappy is a man

                          LauraOfTheLye +2m +2 / -0
                          Snappy is a woman.

                            Nixoncrats_for_trump +3m +1 / -0
                            Snappy is a man

  realDonaldTrump +59m +1 / -0
  Snappy is a man

LauraOfTheLye +1m +4 / -0
Snappy is a woman.

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +5 / -0
  Snappy

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-07-17T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/WhitePeopleTwitter has a struggle session over the most important question of our time.
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter a_lot_of_these_people_are_having_a_bit_of_a}
VOTES: +38 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Account_109_ +16m +63 / -0
>It is a very basic human need. You can't even exist without it. You can't be happy without it. I can't see how anyone can think that it's a luxury that people need to pay for.
Is there anything more cucked than being a redditor?
>I'm a big advocate for free healthcare for all. I was in the hospital once for 13 days and it was the best hospital experience I've ever had. I was so well taken care of I never once thought about how much it would cost. I'm sure there are many people who have had bad experiences and are not in favor of it, but the majority of the country would be happier with it.
Imagine being such a soyfag that you unironically think "happiness" should be provided for you by the government

  LauraOfTheLye +3m +42 / -0
  >Imagine being such a soyfag that you unironically think "happiness" should be provided for you by the government
  I think we all know the answer to this one.

    Account_109_ +1m +23 / -0
    :marseydepressed: :marseydepressed: :marseydepressed:

  QuadNarca +2h +11 / -1
  I don't think "happiness" should be provided by the government, but I think basic human needs should be provided by the government.

    Account_109_ +2h +20 / -0
    \>I think basic human needs should be provided by the government.
    Literally every communist revolution in history
    {GIF}

    Detroitvelvetsmooth +2h +12 / -0
    >basic human needs
    >Women who look like the cast of Ghostbusters 2016

      QuadNarca +2h +7

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-10-23T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Bottom text
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +5m +11 / -0
{IMG}

X +2m +11 / -0
:marseychonker2:

  BrokeBackBuck +1h +4 / -0
  :marseyworried:

arseupwrongo +20m +7 / -0
I'm not sure what point it's trying to make. Fat is bad? But the people who are most upset about fat are the fats themselves. They're the ones who are constantly on diets and talking about how their lives would be better if they just had a smaller belly.

  BrokeBackBuck +1h +5 / -0
  It's a reference to the fact that almost every single woman thinks that she's fat, and therefore no matter what the average woman will always be fat.

    arseupwrongo +1m +3 / -0
    I like that one. You don't even need to be fat to be fat in the mind

      BrokeBackBuck +2m +4 / -0
      You can be skinny and fat in the mind, but you can't be fat and skinny in the mind :marseybigbrain:

        arseupwrongo +1m +2 / -0
        :marseythinkorino:

  GT +1h +3 / -0
  :marseychonker: :marseycope: :marseyseethe: :marseylaugh:

Grue +1h +4 / -0
This is the only rightoid humor I can stomach

i_only_downvote_bad_posts +1h +2 / -1
:marseychonker:

garlicdoors +1h +2 / -0
I thought this was a reference to the Aryan Brotherhood, but that's not a fat guy

  BrokeBackBuck +11m +4 / -0
  I think it's a reference to the fact that almost every single woman thinks that she's fat, and therefore no matter what the average woman will always be fat...

    garlicdoors +6m +2

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2022-07-21T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Zoomers are actually the most oppressed group in human history
URL: {TWEET: PiersUncensored}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +3m +11 / -0
i was born in 1996 and i feel like i was raised in an entirely different world than my zoomer friends. it's hard to explain.

  LauraOfTheLye +2m +12 / -0
  1996? You're too old to be a zoomer.

    antiracist_tulpa +59s +9 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:

  BigBussyHunter +3m +9 / -0
  I'm a millennial, but I feel like I was raised in an entirely different world than my zoomer friends. It's hard to explain.

    JimJones +21m +4 / -0
    I was born in 1990, so I've been a millennial my whole life.

      BigBussyHunter +2m +2 / -0
      :marseyxd: I thought you were a bussy blaster

  dont_log_me_out +17m +4 / -0
  It's because you are all zoomers in spirit. The current generation is all about being terminally online and sharing the same memes. You are just the first generation to be terminally online and share memes.

    JimJones +10m +3 / -0
    > The current generation is all about being terminally online and sharing the same memes.
    {IMG}

  iStillMissEd +3h +3 / -0
  I'm a zoomer and I feel like I was raised in an entirely different world than my millennial friends. It's hard to explain.

  lain +4h +2 / -0
  I was born in 1996 and I feel like I was raised in an entirely different world than my zoomer friends. It's hard to explain.

  iStillMissEd +3h +2 / -0
  I'm a zoomer and I feel like I was raised in an entirely different world than my millennial friends

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-11-01T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/canada discusses whether or not the honkers should be allowed to honk.
URL: {REDDIT: r/canada convoy_honking_harassment_not_hate_say_canadian}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I didn't really know how to phrase this. The leafs are in full on "lock them up" mode now.
COMMENTS:
Straggot +36m +1 / -0
> We also have a convoy of MAGA hat wearing, armed, white supremacist lunatics that have been harassing and threatening people in Ottawa for weeks. I see them as a bigger threat than the "protesters."
This but unironically

  LauraOfTheLye +4m +1 / -0
  They're still in the planning stages.

    Straggot +1h +1 / -0
    Yeah well they have to make sure they have all the neccessary equipment to kill an entire town first:!marseybluecheck::!marseybluecheck:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:cocks:

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2022-07-29T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [NOT DRAMA] I just want to point out that there is a 100% chance that the guy who made that "Minecraft Character" of the guy who made the "Minecraft Character" of Kanye West is a closeted homosexual.
URL: {TWEET: theproudbay}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The guy who made the original is a disgusting AGP transsexual.
{TWEET: theproudbay}
COMMENTS:
Hopalong_McGurk +2m +2 / -0
this is one of those things that's funnier when you see it in person. The original was a ton of fun and I think a couple of the remakes were better, but you can't really tell without seeing it in the round and hearing the music.

  LauraOfTheLye +1m +1 / -0
  I don't know what this means.

    Hopalong_McGurk +1m +2 / -0
    I'm sorry, it's a typo. It should read:
    > I don't know what this means.

      LauraOfTheLye +2m +1 / -0
      I know what it means. I'm just saying it's one of those things that is funnier in person. I've been to the original and seen the remakes in person. They are all pretty funny.

        Hopalong_McGurk +1m +2 / -0
        I meant the original is funnier when you're there, but I'm sorry if I made it sound like I was talking about a different thing. It's the same thing, but it's just funnier when you're there. I'm sorry if I was unclear. I'll try to be more clear next time.

          LauraOfTheLye +3m +1 / -0
          I understand now. I just wanted to point out that there is a 100% chance that the guy who made that "Minecraft Character" of the guy who made the "Minecraft Character" of Kanye West is a closeted homosexual. I don't know if you agree with me, but I think it's an important point to make. I'm not trying to be

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-07-28T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: One man's crusade to get people to stop using the word "aesthetic" as a synonym for "pretty"
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest if_youre_going_to_use_aesthetic_as_a_synonym_for}
VOTES: +41 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DudeBussyLmao +5m +35 / -0
I’ve never heard anyone use aesthetic as a synonym for pretty. It’s a synonym for pleasing to the eye.
{GIF}

  Dramamine +1h +18 / -0
  I use aesthetic as a synonym for pleasing to the eye, so you're right. I've heard people use "aesthetic" as a synonym for "fashionable" or "cool". I don't think it's a good use, but I've never heard anyone use it as a synonym for pretty.

    TheOverSeether +1h +14 / -0
    I use aesthetic as a synonym for pleasing to the eye, so you're right. I've heard people use "aesthetic" as a synonym for "fashionable" or "cool". I don't think it's a good use, but I've never heard anyone use it as a synonym for pretty.

      Dramamine +1m +14 / -0
      I use aesthetic as a synonym for pleasing to the eye, so you're right. I've heard people use "aesthetic" as a synonym for "fashionable" or "cool". I don't think it's a good use, but I've never heard anyone use it as a synonym for pretty.

        TheOverSeether +2m +14 / -0
        I use aesthetic as a synonym for pleasing to the eye, so you're right. I've heard people use "aesthetic" as a synonym for "fashionable" or "cool". I don't think it's a good use, but I've never heard anyone use it as a synonym for pretty.

          Dramamine +6m +13 / -0
          I use aesthetic as a synonym for pleasing to the eye, so you're right. I've heard people use "aesthetic" as a synonym for "fashionable" or "cool". I

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-10-01T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rightoid meme subreddit debates whether or not being an incel is actually a good thing.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TheRightCantMeme incel_meme}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +5m +15 / -1
I wonder if there’s a rightoid meme subreddit for the trans people who can’t get a date because they’re 300 pounds and have a septum piercing and are covered in tats
:marseyhmm:

  BrokeBackBuck +4m +9 / -0
  r/TransPassing

  LauraOfTheLye +4m +7 / -0
  There is and it's called r/PlusSizeFashion

  pizzashill +1h +4 / -0
  There is, it's called r/conservative.

  GooooooldMember +5h +1 / -0
  r/loveforlandlords

Penny +21m +12 / -0
> I can't even remember the last time I've heard a woman use the word incel.
:marseycope:

  LauraOfTheLye +1m +13 / -0
  It's like saying "I can't even remember the last time I heard a man use the word 'woman'."

    Penny +1m +7 / -0
    :marseyconfused: that’s not what I mean but you can go ahead and :marseycope:

      LauraOfTheLye +2m +6 / -0
      You're confusing cope with seethe, you should probably take some time to learn the difference.

        Penny +2m +5 / -0
        :marseyconfused: ok but I’m not even the one seething 🤷🏾‍♀️

          LauraOfTheLye +5m +6 / -0
          Yes, you are.
          >I can't even remember the last time I've heard a woman use the word incel.
          What kind of an incel are you?

            Penny +2m +5 / -0
            :marseycry: not a volcel but a true

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2022-08-07T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Our boy is being taken away from us :marseysob:
URL: {TWEET: Phil_Lewis_}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Elias_Acorn +1h +4 / -0
Lmao journos trying to spin this as if he was a leftist

rakrakaon +1h +2 / -0
Probably the most boring thing I've heard this entire week.

Roadrash +1m +2 / -0
Lol

Cao_Cao +27m +2 / -0
I'm going to go with "he's going to be replaced by a woman"

  JimothyX3 +18m +3 / -0
  The replacement is a woman

    Cao_Cao +2h +2 / -0
    My money is on a black woman.

JimothyX3 +45m +1 / -0
:marseyitsover::marseyitsover::marseyitsover:

LauraOfTheLye +2m +1 / -0
Also, this is the woman who's replacing him: https://www.npr.org/2022/08/07/1117576428/supreme-court-replaces-ethan-kleinman-in-abortion-access-task-force
I don't think she's a train, but she's a very ugly woman.

  JimothyX3 +44m +1 / -0
  Dont need trains, need black womxn

    LauraOfTheLye +1h +1 / -0
    She is a white woman.

      JimothyX3 +1m +1 / -0
      She's ugly, black women are ugly

        LauraOfTheLye +1h +1 / -0
        This is a white woman.

          JimothyX3 +2m +1 / -0
          I said black womxn, not ugly womxn

            LauraOfTheLye +21m +1 / -0
            She's white.

              JimothyX3 +1m +1 / -0
              She's ugly, black

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2022-01-26T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors declare that the people in the crowd that killed George Floyd were rightoids
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_a_fact_that_most_people_believe_that_is}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>What is a fact that most people believe that is wrong?
COMMENTS:
JannieJihad +18m +10 / -0
The Floyd riots were pretty much 100% black, I don't know why they think the rest of the country supported that shit. I've never met a white person who was upset by the riots.

  LauraOfTheLye +3m +5 / -0
  They were 90% white. Most people just don't want to see riots in their neighborhood, it's not about racism, just safety.

    JannieJihad +6m +7 / -0
    I'm sure that's true, but I haven't met anyone that was particularly upset about the riots beyond the fact that they were inconvenient. I don't think the average person understands what it's like to live in a high crime area, and I doubt a lot of white people would want to experience it if given the choice.
    Maybe I'm a little jaded, but I don't think most people really care about the race of the people in the riot. I can't imagine that the Floyd riots were much different than the BLM riots that happened around the same time.

      LauraOfTheLye +1m +6 / -0
      This is true, I do think most people are just tired of the riots. The Floyd riots were mostly peaceful which is why they were able to spread to other cities.

        JannieJihad +5m +6 / -0
        The only exception is people that live in the same neighborhood as the rioters. They're probably more upset than they let on, but they don't want to get associated with the rioters and get labeled as a nazi or whatever. I think that's part of the reason why people don't want to speak out.

  911roofer +25m +3 / -0
  The Floyd riots were 90% peaceful.

    JannieJihad +16m +3 / -0
    :

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-10-29T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chuds mad that their beloved mayos are being exterminated.
URL: https://www.salon.com/2021/10/29/with-the-pandemic-american-whites-are-dying-at-a-higher-rate-than-they-have-in-100-years
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1h +2 / -0
The fact that this is the top comment is a sign that we need to shut down /r/saltwaterfishes

  LauraOfTheLye +2h +1 / -0
  What's the problem?

    CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1h +1 / -0
    It's not salt water, it's brackish

      LauraOfTheLye +1h +1 / -0
      That's just salt water with a different name.

        CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1m +1 / -0
        Wrong

          LauraOfTheLye +1h +1 / -0
          It's not wrong. You're wrong.

            CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +2m +1 / -0
            No u

              LauraOfTheLye +1h +1 / -0
              Yes u.

                CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1h +1 / -0
                No u

                  LauraOfTheLye +1h +1 / -0
                  Yes u.

                    CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1h +1 / -0
                    No u

                      LauraOfTheLye +1h +1 / -0
                      Yes u.

                        CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1h +1 / -0
                        No u

                          LauraOfTheLye +1h +1 / -0
                          Yes u.

                            CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1h +1 / -0
                            No u

  Cabin_Boy_Widener +1h +1 / -0
  :marse

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-07-16T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey lost a leg in the war against the Chinese, she is now a proud and brave amputee!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +42 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm feeling kinda down lately so I hope this brightens your day a bit.
COMMENTS:
Thirtythirst4sissies +8m +16 / -0
We need a Marsey amputee copypasta. Maybe something like this.
{IMG}

  carpathianflorist +15m +10 / -1
  {IMG}

    Thirtythirst4sissies +1h +3 / -0
    {IMG}

  LauraOfTheLye +5m +10 / -0
  I can't think of anything that rhymes with "amputee" so I'm stuck.

    Thirtythirst4sissies +1h +2 / -0
    Genuinely thought it was amputate, amputated and amputating. I'm genuinely retarded.

  Aisha +1h +7 / -0
  {IMG}

  InterGONEvention +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    Aisha +1h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

  Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  jesus +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

carpathianflorist +22m +9 / -1
{IMG}

  LauraOfTheLye +1m +6 / -0
  Aw she has such a cute nose!

  CantWakeUpJPG +1h +4 / -0
  :marseylove:

coned +1h +6 / -0
what war with china
i dont think we've ever been at war with china

  LauraOfTheLye +1h +6 / -0
  I don't know, it's not my fault the Chinese are so aggressive.

  Aisha +1h +3 / -0
  What if I told you that the Chinese were secretly behind 9/11?

  jesus +16m +1 / -0
  It was a civil war

Anti

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-10-18T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AITA for refusing to do a gender reveal party for my soon to be born daughter?
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_refusing_to_do_a_gender_reveal_party_for}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>What is the point of a gender reveal party? It’s not like she’s going to be trans
>>This is the real reason. If they could have a trans child they would not be doing this gender reveal party. They want a son and are disappointed they are not having a son. YTA
:marseythinkorino:
>ITT: People who don't understand the difference between gender and sex.
:marseythinkorino:
COMMENTS:
sandkwinn +9m +8 / -0
> [It’s like the worst thing you could have done as a mother. I’m genuinely disgusted. I’m not even a trans person and I’m not a fan of gender reveal parties. But this is an unforgivable crime against humanity.]({REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_refusing_to_do_a_gender_reveal_party_for})
This is a lot of words to say that she's a :marseytrain: that's probably been :marseycope:ing about not being able to have kids for awhile

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +14m +4 / -0
  >But this is an unforgivable crime against humanity.
  :marseycope:

SnappyIsMyWaifu +24m +4 / -0
>What is the point of a gender reveal party?
So you can get all your friends and family together and have a party to celebrate the birth of your child.
That's literally it.

  LauraOfTheLye +3m +1 / -0
  It's a party to celebrate the sex of your child.

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +2m +2 / -0
    That's what I said.

      LauraOfTheLye +1m +1 / -0
      No you didn't. You said to celebrate the birth of your child, which is different.

        SnappyIsMyWaifu +1m +2 / -0
        No, I said "the

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-06-10T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Some of you are alright don't come to r/drama tomorrow
URL: N/A
VOTES: +34 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been a regular on this site for months and I've never seen it so dead. The mods have even taken it upon themselves to shut down the place for an hour.
The only solution is to either ban or unban everyone. Or just start a new site. I can't take this inactivity anymore.
COMMENTS:
Landlord_Messiah +12m +28 / -0
When I come back from my trip to Thailand I will be here for the next 3 months and make the site better

  realDonaldTrump +13m +24 / -0
  Do you have a plane ticket to Thailand in your bussy?

    Landlord_Messiah +2m +15 / -0
    Yes

  LauraOfTheLye +3m +13 / -0
  Ok.

    Landlord_Messiah +49s +10 / -0
    Thanks

  BigBussyHunter +1h +9 / -0
  Do you have a boyfriend that you're gonna be banging while you're there?

    Landlord_Messiah +1h +7 / -0
    I’m a straggot

      Aisha +1h +7 / -0
      {GIF}

      BigBussyHunter +2h +6 / -0
      >I’m a straggot
      You can change that. There are some men in Thailand that like to get their bussies blasted, just like any other country.

        Landlord_Messiah +41m +4 / -0
        I’m not gay

          BigBussyHunter +6m +6 / -0
          No one is born gay. The CIA just makes them that way. They can unmake them, too.
          {GIF}

  iStillMissEd +1h +6 / -0
  > Thailand
  If you come to canada first I'll be your local guide

    Landlord_Messiah +1h +4 / -0
    I was thinking of going to Canada before I go to Thailand. I’ll come there and you can be my

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2022-04-16T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is the most radical centrist position on the Ukraine/Russia war
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_are_the_real_reasons_for_the_russian}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not even kidding, this is the best take on this war ever.
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +3m +5 / -0
This is the most radical centrist position on the Ukraine/Russia war
{IMG}

  LauraOfTheLye +1m +6 / -0
  No, that's the most based take.

drumpf +5m +5 / -0
That's a good take and I approve.

TraderOfSouls +6m +5 / -0
Bardfinned him and now he's banned.

  LauraOfTheLye +4m +4 / -0
  It's okay, I archived the thread.

100percentdegenerate +5m +2 / -0
russia is literally doing what the USA has been doing for the past 50 years

  LauraOfTheLye +3m +2 / -0
  Yeah but it's totally different because the US is right and Russia is wrong.

    100percentdegenerate +2m +2 / -0
    the only difference is the us has been doing it in a way that hasnt involved a full blown war yet

      LauraOfTheLye +2m +2 / -0
      Yeah, that's because it's not a full blown war.

        100percentdegenerate +5m +2 / -0
        maybe i should have said the us has been doing it in a way that hasnt involved a full blown war with a nuclear power

          LauraOfTheLye +2m +2 / -0
          Yeah, that's because it's not a full blown war.

            100percentdegenerate +2m +2 / -0
            maybe i should have said the us has been doing it in a way that hasnt involved a full blown war with a nuclear power that is neighbors with another nuclear power

              LauraOfTheLye +3m +2 / -0
              Yeah, that's

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-09-26T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Aspiring 5d chess player and self-proclaimed "nationalist" is triggered by someone he once called a "dumb bitch" calling him out.
URL: {REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits rthe_donald_uses_the_term_qanon_to_try_to}
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

  LauraOfTheLye +3m +2 / -0
  I swear if I see one more "based" comment in here I'm gonna literally lose my mind.

    fic8 +1h +1 / -0
    :marseyqoomer:

      LauraOfTheLye +34m +2 / -0
      Why are you all so obsessed with Q? Is it because you all are actually Q and you're trying to figure out what you're supposed to be doing next?

        fic8 +55m +1 / -0
        Q is the embodiment of all things based. Q has chosen me as his prophet and messenger, and has given me the power to move mountains. Q has chosen me as his chosen one. :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer: :marseyqoomer:

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2022-03-22T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Antiworkcels are getting dragged by everyone.
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork antiworkers_getting_dragged_by_everyone}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/antiwork antiworkers_getting_dragged_by_everyone}
>This is an interesting development. Antiworkers have been dragged by everyone, including the media. The public has started to see them as lazy and entitled.
>But now, even the media is dragging antiworkers. The public is starting to see them as lazy and entitled.
>I think this is a sign that antiworkers are starting to lose support.
COMMENTS:
drumpf +10m +13 / -0
> The public has started to see them as lazy and entitled.
:marseyagree:

  corp +1h +6 / -0
  The only people who can't see it are the ones who work for the absolute bottom of the barrel. Every job you can get without any schooling or experience are jobs that are shitty and hard. It's a lot of work for very little money and it shows. People who don't like working or have no work ethic or simply want to do as little as possible will never get a real job. They'll never get a real job because they don't want a real job. They want to be a wagie but have the same job security as a real job. They're lazy and entitled.
  Then you have all the people who go to school for 4 years to learn the same things they could have learned on the job in 2. They want to make the same money as someone who worked for 2 years and know the same shit. They're lazy and entitled.
  And then you have the people who want to be respected as a "professional" but won't put in the work, won't put in the time, and won't put in the effort. They want to be respected as a "professional" but won't do any of the shit required to be respected as a "professional". They're lazy and entitled.
  And then you have the people who don't want to work at all and want everyone else to work for them. They want to be a leech on society and have everyone else pay for their every need. They're lazy and entitled.
  They're

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-10-26T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [SAFE] Joe Rogan fans hate the antichrist
URL: {TWEET: TheTrevorSpace}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BernieSanders +17m +5 / -0
> 100% of the people who follow that account are transphobic
If only

  Urboros +13m +2 / -0
  The Trevor Space is actually a great idea but it's a good thing they're not trying to be a real company. Like, it's hard to imagine a scenario where you're trying to make money off your charity for depressed teens, but the feds aren't going to give you the money you're owed. And if you were a real company, it might actually fuck up the whole thing.

    BernieSanders +13m +1 / -0
    I think they're actually a non-profit, so they're fine. Their thing is mostly to provide a platform for trans kids and their parents, but apparently it's not enough to make them happy and they want to be the main character in the story.

    LauraOfTheLye +2h +1 / -0
    They have a foundation.

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
>100% of the people who follow that account are transphobic
this is a good thing

GooooooldMember +3h +2 / -0
The best part about the reddit jannies trying to go after joe rogan is that theyre the ones that were cheering on the journocide. Theyre the ones that hated the old school journos but now theyre defending the new ones because theyre leftoid. Basically theyve become the people theyre trying to fight

  LauraOfTheLye +20m +1 / -0
  They've always been the people they're trying to fight. The journocide was always about the leftoids......

    GooooooldMember +45m +1 / -0
    Yeah but theyre not even the ones that are actually anti-journo theyre just the ones that were anti-journo but now arent because the journos

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-11-11T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors are FINALLY getting sick of the fat shaming.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_boyfriend_just_told_me_that_hes_not_able_to}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
And before you say "no, it's not, they're just saying it in bad faith" I have to remind you that it was only a matter of time before the pendulum swung back. Especially with all the new data coming out about the obesity epidemic.
COMMENTS:
Proctologist +1m +4 / -0
:marseycope:

GT +11m +3 / -0
I think they will be even more fat shamed when the government makes it so that you have to pay for your healthcare

  LauraOfTheLye +2m +3 / -0
  That's what I mean. They're finally waking up to the reality that fats are a massive financial burden on the healthcare system and will be expected to pay for their own treatment in the future.

    GT +4m +1 / -0
    I mean they will be shamed by the amount they have to pay to have their fat asses fixed

LauraOfTheLye +1m +2 / -0
I can't believe the mods didn't lock this thread up. It's like they want to see the sub get banned.

garlicdoors +7m +2 / -0
{IMG}

  LauraOfTheLye +2m +2 / -0
  That's not even obese, it's just fat.

    garlicdoors +3m +2 / -0
    {IMG}al

      LauraOfTheLye +1m +2 / -0
      Not even. It's just fat.

        garlicdoors +2m +1 / -0
        {IMG}ore

          LauraOfTheLye +3m +2 / -0
          Still not even fat, just chubby.

            garlicdoors +4m +1 / -0
            {IMG}ore

              LauraOfTheLye +2m +1 / -0
              Still not even chubby, just slightly above average.

                garlicdoors +1m +1 / -0
                {IMG}re

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2022-05-01T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If you were to make a rape machine, what would it look like?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is a serious question. What would it look like? How would it work? How much would it cost?
COMMENTS:
X +2m +7 / -0
:#marseyeggirl:

  LauraOfTheLye +1m +3 / -0
  No, like a machine. Like a gynecologist's machine, but for rape.

    X +3m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

      LauraOfTheLye +1m +2 / -0
      No, it has to be more modern. Like a machine gun.

        X +1m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          LauraOfTheLye +1m +3 / -0
          This is the closest I've seen to what I'm looking for, but it has to be more modern. Like a machine gun.

            X +5m +4 / -0
            https://www.tiktok.com/@jamesdixon15/video/7087790136253359366
            https://www.tiktok.com/@jamesdixon15/video/7087787963846563078
            https://www.tiktok.com/@jamesdixon15/video/7087782363338527749
            https://www.tiktok.com/@jamesdixon15/video/7087777821729932046

              LauraOfTheLye +1m +3 / -0
              So, is he going to build it?

                X +1m +3 / -0
                i don't think he's built it yet but i'm sure he will if the right amount of people donate to him

                  LauraOfTheLye +2m +2 / -0
                  I think he should be the next Musk.

                    X +2m +2 / -0
                    :marseyxd: he's probably doing it

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-06-19T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Neo-Nazi Proud Boys are trying to recruit Zoomers on TikTok.
URL: https://www.theverge.com/2021/6/19/22552762/proud-boys-tiktok-zoomers
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>They’ve been dropping videos of their “lifestyle” on TikTok, including videos of them shooting guns, lifting weights, and riding dirt bikes. It’s all meant to appeal to a younger audience, with the ultimate goal of recruiting new members to their white nationalist group.
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +7m +12 / -0
Tiktok is the only good social media site. I'll have to check it out, but I have no idea how to get to it.

  Cao_Cao +1h +14 / -0
  Download TikTok. Create account. Change password to "nigger". Search for "Bipoc". Upload video of yourself dancing to "Bipoc" song. Wait for notifications from other "Bipoc" dancers. Wait for notifications from TikTok admins. Wait for your account to be deleted. Delete TikTok. Delete computer.

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +3m +10 / -0
    I knew that but I'll have to try it anyway.

  LauraOfTheLye +11m +9 / -0
  Just download the app. It's pretty good.

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +15 / -0
    I refuse to download a Chinese app.

      LauraOfTheLye +5m +14 / -0
      It's not Chinese.

        Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +12 / -0
        I know but it has a Chinese logo

          LauraOfTheLye +2m +10 / -0
          It's a Russian app.

            Nixoncrats_for_trump +3m +11 / -0
            I'm going to assume this is correct, but I'm also going to assume that Russians are Chinese

              LauraOfTheLye +3m +10 / -0
              No, Russians are Russian. But the app is Russian.

                Nixon

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2022-03-06T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: They're coming for your trans kids, chud.
URL: {TWEET: thehill}
VOTES: +45 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +25 / -0
this is an alt right dog whistle
{IMG}

  LauraOfTheLye +1m +19 / -0
  >According to the lawsuit, the mother, who is not named in the suit, is a single parent who has custody of the child, and that the father is an “active co-parent.”
  So she's not even a single parent. She's just a shitty mom.

    X +2m +18 / -0
    > According to the lawsuit, the mother, who is not named in the suit, is a single parent who has custody of the child, and that the father is an “active co-parent.”
    :marseycope:

      LauraOfTheLye +1h +1 / -0
      Yea, I'm sorry. I guess I can't read.

    downsjones +44m +9 / -0
    >single parent
    >”active co-parent”
    >fucking over the father
    >single parent
    >”active co-parent”
    >fucking over the father
    >single parent
    >”active co-parent”
    >fucking over the father

      LauraOfTheLye +41m +3 / -0
      :marseyseethe:

  Dramamine +51m +16 / -0
  The judge was a transphobe who didn't understand what the best interest of the child was

    X +3m +14 / -0
    :marseysjw: :!marseyjudge:
    :#marseyshooting:

      Dramamine +3m +11 / -0
      :#marseyjudge: :marseymini:
      :#marseyfloyd:
      :#marseycop: :marseymini:
      :#marseycop3: :marseymini:

  GT +26m +11 / -0
  {IMG}

    X +4m +10 /

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2022-01-20T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Wagies mad that people can't stand them.
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork did_you_know_that_some_people_actually_do_not}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Maybe the real problem is the way society has evolved.
>Many people are so divorced from the concept of work that they're unable to understand the concept of work. They're unable to comprehend that work is a necessary part of life.
>They've never had to work for anything, so they've never had to learn how to work. They've never had to learn how to work because they've never had to work.
>They've never had to work because they've never had to work. They've never had to work because they've never had to work. They've never had to work because they've never had to work.
>They've never had to work because they've never had to work. They've never had to work because they've never had to work.
COMMENTS:
W7EJRNT8D7W3JT +19m +6 / -0
>They've never had to work because they've never had to work. They've never had to work because they've never had to work.
how the fuck do these people exist? do they just sit around all day and say nothing? are they even sentient?

  Fat_Cock_Brock +31m +3 / -0
  They are leeches on the social safety net, and they don't want to give it back

  ThermonuclearNecrostorm +1h +1 / -0
  >They've never had to work because they've never had to work. They've never had to work because they've never had to work.
  They're just copying the post

BasicallyADoxxer +1h +4 / -0
> Most of the people who don't work are uneducated, and there's nothing wrong with that.
I don't know about you guys but I'd be pissed if my tax dollars went to someone that's too dumb to understand why they need to workers just want to give them an easy way to stay lazy
> I do not work because I am disabled. I do not need to work because I do not need to work. I do not need to

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2023-05-24T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 2023 was the year of the chud
URL: {TWEET: leavemeinpeace}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +5m +26 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
Lol :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseycope:
{IMG}
Lmao :marseynouautism:

  BigBussyHunter +3m +24 / -0
  > I'm not going to use "complaints"
  :marseyeyeroll2:
  And you wonder why everyone hates you. Jesus Christ, woman. :marseyfoidretard:
  :marseychtorrr2: :#marseyshooting:

  aminobastard +15m +16 / -0
  :#marseypass:

    aminobastard +1m +11 / -0
    {IMG}

  jxxxy +2h +5 / -0
  Trans people are just so annoying to be around. I just don’t get it

  UnpackThisSweaty +12h +2 / -0
  No wonder no one wants to be around them.

    ABC +1h +1 / -0
    They're just like foids :marseywholesometrans:

BigBussyHunter +5m +19 / -0
> I’m not going to use “complaints” because the word is triggering to the very real people who have complained.
:marseyxd:
> I’m not going to use “complaints” because the word is triggering to the very real people who have complained.
:marseyxd:
> I’m not going to use “complaints” because the word is triggering to the very real people who have complained.
:marseyxd:
> I’m not going to use “complaints” because the word is triggering to the very real people who have complained.
:marseyxd:
> I’m not going to use “complaints” because the word is triggering to the very real people who have complained.
:marseyxd:

  BigBussyHunter +2m +14 / -

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2024-08-16T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Groomer gets caught grooming, redditoids get mad that their precious groomer isn't allowed to teach kids about sex.
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers admin_and_principal_took_my_class_from_me}
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>They took your class from you and you're going to write about it on reddit? That's so fucking lame.
:#marseyhesright:
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +6m +15 / -0
> they took my class from me and I'm going to write about it on reddit? That's so fucking lame
This is probably one of the few times I would agree with a Redditard :marseyagree:

  LauraOfTheLye +2m +13 / -0
  I mean, this is definitely a case of the student who has been living at home for years and the admin catching on, but it's still kind of sad.

    BigBussyHunter +4m +10 / -0
    I agree, it is sad. But what I am referring to is the fact that this person is whining about it on reddit.

      LauraOfTheLye +1m +8 / -0
      Oh, I thought you were talking about the teacher.

        BigBussyHunter +4m +6 / -0
        :marseyspecial:
        Oh my bad. I meant the teacher

  Bluejay +2h +2 / -0
  They didn’t take her class from her, they just found out that her class was a bunch of high schoolers living at home and she was using it as an opportunity to be a pedo

    BigBussyHunter +6m +1 / -0
    Oh, that's what happened? I don't know how to feel about that.
    I just think it's a little cringe to whine about it on reddit and don't really care about the pedo aspect :marseyshrug:

      Bluejay +26m +2 / -0
      Yeah this is why teachers need to be locked up

  BigBlackCockatiel +44m +2 / -0
  Yea but you also need to consider
  :#marseygroomerg

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2024-04-26T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [No drama] Marsey the cat has been named "one of the most popular emojis on the internet" by The Washington Post
URL: https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/2024/04/26/marsey-emoji-drama-internet/
VOTES: +49 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyfluffy:
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +3m +20 / -0
:#marseyshy5:

Dramamine +2h +14 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyshesright:

  Bookers +5m +5 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

FeynmanDidNothingWrong +1h +12 / -0
{IMG}
:marseydarkpizzashill:

  KangThaConqueror +1h +4 / -0
  >Kek
  :marseykey:

    FeynmanDidNothingWrong +37m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      KangThaConqueror +7m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        FeynmanDidNothingWrong +2m +3 / -0
        :marseysmug2:

          KangThaConqueror +1m +3 / -0
          :marseysmug3:

KangThaConqueror +3h +4 / -0
{IMG}

BussydoFollower +5h +3 / -0
> The Washington Post
So it's not real

|V|askerade +1d +1 / -0
:#marseywpdcatgirl:eded :#marseywpdcatgirl:

  LauraOfTheLye +49m +1 / -0
  She's so cute!ed

    |V|askerade +2h +1 / -0
    :#marseywpdcatgirl:ed :#marseywpdcatgirl:ed :#marseywpdcatgirl:ed :#marseywpdcatgirl:eded :#marseywpdcat

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-06-24T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The real reason for all the BLM protests is exposed.
URL: {REDDIT: r/Coronavirus some_people_think_the_lockdowns_are_just_an}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +43m +13 / -0
>When I was in a riot I had a police officer (white) just straight up say he was going to shoot me (black) if he saw me again. I was just walking around peacefully.
>It’s not just a black thing. I live in the UK and I’ve been attacked by police in a number of different countries.
I want to believe this but it's too funny to be true.

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +20s +8 / -0
  I wonder what the UK is like

    LauraOfTheLye +43m +11 / -0
    It's just like the US but the police are worse.

      BroxyKong +1h +5 / -0
      That's probably how it feels for a lot of Americans too.

DudeBussyLmao +4m +13 / -0
{GIF}

ManBearFridge +1h +10 / -0
>Get this, you can walk around and have the police just shoot you, and nothing happens to them.
There is a large part of the population that unironically believes this. I had to explain to someone that if you call the cops on yourself and they shoot you, you're not getting a payout. I got the idea from a cop show where the cop was executed and the family got a settlement.

  LauraOfTheLye +10m +9 / -0
  Yeah it's called the castle doctrine, which is totally different from the stand your ground laws.

  TheOverSeether +1h +7 / -0
  > I got the idea from a cop show where the cop was executed and the family got a settlement.
  It's a common misconception that police are protected by qualified immunity. They aren't. The family could sue and get a payout, but it would be a long process and the cops are protected from immediate lawsuits. If the cops were acting in "good

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-09-20T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: TERF Mommy sneeds about TERF Mommy
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/sep/19/jk-rowling-2019-twitter-rant-what-does-it-mean
VOTES: +46 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Remember to pay your taxes!
COMMENTS:
AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +11m +52 / -0
>Rowling’s tweets were not, however, a few harmless jokes. They were a sustained assault on the identities and rights of trans people
How dare she insult trans people by using their own language! She should have just written "harmless jokes" and that would have been enough to offend them.

  ironicshitposter +21m +37 / -0
  I'm so glad they're not offended by the Marseyverse
  :marseytrans2:

    AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +3m +22 / -0
    :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2:

      GooooooldMember +3h +7 / -0
      :marseytrans2:

    PeasantRepublicOfficial +1h +10 / -0
    :marseytrain:

      GooooooldMember +2h +8 / -0
      :marseytrain:

  Unironicdramadebater +41m +25 / -0
  I am pretty sure the reason the trains are upset is because they are not being called silly harmless jokes.

    FardAndShid +52m +16 / -0
    I don't think they are upset. They are just using the opportunity to get the spotlight on them.

      Unironicdramadebater +13m +14 / -0
      I mean ya you are right. I just think the trains are going through the stages of grief right now. I dont think they are mad at being called a joke, they are mad that people are no longer willing to do the "be nice and pretend to believe" act which the trains took for granted for so long.

        GooooooldMember +2h +

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2022-01-05T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In which the most powerful man in the world admits he's a rapist
URL: https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/putin-says-rape-not-sexual-intimacy-2022-01-05
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +1 / -0
Woman are very easily to please.com/2022/01/05/world/europe/putin-says-rape-not-sexual-intimacy/

  LauraOfTheLye +6h +1 / -0
  You should try to be more like that.

    WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +1 / -0
    {IMG}.com/2022/01/05/world/europe/putin-says-rape-not-sexual-intimacy/.com/2022/01/05/world/europe/putin-says-rape-not-sexual-intimacy/ ott.com/2022/01/05/world/europe/putin-says-rape-not-sexual-intimacy/ https://www.ott.com/2022/01/05/world/europe/putin-says-rape-not-sexual-intimacy/ https://www.ott.com/2022/01/05/world/europe/putin-says-rape-not-sexual-intimacy/ https://www.ott.com/2022/01/05/world/europe/putin-says-rape-not-sexual-intimacy/ https://www.ott.com/2022/01/05/world/europe/putin-says-rape-not-sexual-intimacy/ https://www.ott.com/2022/01/05/world/europe/putin-says-rape-not-sexual-intimacy/ https://www.ott.com/2022/01/05/world/europe/putin-says-rape-not-sexual-intimacy/ https://www.ott.com/2022/01/05/world/europe/

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-06-17T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm so glad that we're living in the era of Trump where we can get these historical treasures.
URL: https://www.npr.org/2021/06/16/1005771347/secret-archives-reveal-trump-claimed-covid-19-was-made-in-a-lab
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is a treasure trove of Trumpisms.
COMMENTS:
SpaceMovie1992 +14m +4 / -0
I'm glad I have a job where I don't have to read these dumb articles. I don't think I could handle the cognitive dissonance of reading this shit and not being allowed to say anything about it

  LauraOfTheLye +1h +3 / -0
  I'm sure you don't have to read them, but I'm sure your boss does.

Cao_Cao +3h +2 / -0
>unflattering
I thought I was going to be the only person on the internet who thought that word was wrong. I'm not alone.

  LauraOfTheLye +5h +1 / -0
  I always thought it was wrong.

    Cao_Cao +3h +2 / -0
    I just don't like the way it sounds.
    It's like a term used by a hooker to describe her client.

      LauraOfTheLye +1m +1 / -0
      I think it's just bad writing.

        Cao_Cao +5m +2 / -0
        It's like that term "unfathomable" which they always use to describe some dumb shit like the size of the universe or something. "Unfathomable" is an old nautical term which meant that a ship was too big to get into a particular port or something. It's not supposed to be used to describe some incomprehensible shit like "the universe".

          LauraOfTheLye +10m +1 / -0
          I don't think it's a nautical term. It's derived from "fathom" which means to understand. It's not old. It's from the 1800s. I think it's

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2024-06-17T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/TrueReddit discusses how the richest man in the world is secretly a pedophile.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueReddit the_rich_are_not_like_us}
VOTES: +14 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +33m +10 / -0
>Elon Musk
>>has a dick
>>>How do I explain this
>>>>I won't. But I will point out that you are a hypocrite.
:marseyxd:

  Freak-Off +12h +3 / -0
  Bait is bait

PlsNope +10m +9 / -0
> I'm all for the right to sex work, but you know what's not a sex worker? A teenager. The 18/19 year old at a strip club or a massage parlor isn't a sex worker. A 14 year old isn't a sex worker. A 17 year old who is forced into prostitution is not a sex worker.
:#marseyhesright:

  johnnypoop +5m +5 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:ed

Freak-Off +12h +2 / -0
I'm not sure if I'm missing something here, but I don't see any of these "people" making any connection between the age of consent and the fact that they are all homosexualeded.ed

  LauraOfTheLye +6h +1 / -0
  It's not homosexual to fuck a 14 year old, bigot.

    Freak-Off +3h +1 / -0
    ...but it is pedophilia.

      LauraOfTheLye +5h +1 / -0
      No, it's just a slightly older gay man being kind to a younger gay man.

        Freak-Off +38m +1 / -0
        The kid is gay because of the abuse.

          LauraOfTheLye +3m +1 / -0
          Maybe, but it's not the older man's fault.ed

            Freak-Off +1m +1 / -0
            So it's the kid's fault?

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2023-07-09T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am now officially the most dramatic user on this site.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +4 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
My posts have consistently been upvoted by the top 5 users in this site. I am also the top user on this site. I am the most dramatic user on this site and I have proven it.
COMMENTS:
JimothyX12 +2m +2 / -0
I was once the most dramatic user on this site.
{IMG}

  LauraOfTheLye +1m +2 / -0
  I don't remember you.

    JimothyX12 +2m +1 / -0
    I've been here for like 6 months
    {IMG}

      LauraOfTheLye +1m +3 / -0
      I don't remember you.

        JimothyX12 +31s +1 / -0
        {IMG}

          LauraOfTheLye +1m +2 / -0
          I don't remember you.

            JimothyX12 +32s +1 / -0
            {IMG}

              LauraOfTheLye +2m +2 / -0
              I don't remember you.

                JimothyX12 +1m +1 / -0
                {IMG}

                  LauraOfTheLye +1m +2 / -0
                  I don't remember you.

                    JimothyX12 +2m +1 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      LauraOfTheLye +1m +2 / -0
                      I don't remember you.

                        JimothyX12 +37s +1 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          LauraOfTheLye +28s +2 / -0
                          I don't remember you.

                            JimothyX12 +1m +1 / -0
                            {IMG}

                    911roofer +1h +2 / -0 [C]
                    I don’t remember you. Trans lives matter

                      LauraOfTheLye +1h +2 / -0
                      I don't remember you.

                        911roofer +5m +1 / -0 [C]
                        I don’t

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2022-02-27T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: As a 40 year old man, I'm disappointed in myself for only making it to 5000.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been a fairly active dramanaut since the beginning but I have to admit I've been slacking off.
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +1m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  Saint_Nicholas +26s +6 / -0
  @carpathianflorist

    carpathianflorist +1m +6 / -0
    It’s fixed king

      Saint_Nicholas +1m +6 / -0
      Thanks king
      :#marseygivecrown:

  Dramamine +4m +5 / -0
  :#marseyxd:
  I really need to see this post in the morning

    Saint_Nicholas +2m +3 / -0
    I just got a bunch of new marseys approved, gonna spam them and make a post later.
    :#marseydab:

    Saint_Nicholas +3h +2 / -0
    I made a post about it

      Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
      thanks! I'm going to bed now.

MyPasswordwas12345678 +25m +4 / -0
:#marseyhesright:

CrayolaCrack +1h +4 / -0
{IMG}

100percentdegenerate +4m +3 / -0
what about 5001

  LauraOfTheLye +2m +2 / -0
  That's even worse.

    100percentdegenerate +33s +2 / -0
    a true dramanaut never rests

Proctologist +1h +2 / -0
I hope you’re proud of yourself.

  LauraOfTheLye +9m +1 / -0
  I am.

Nixoncrats_for_trump +4m +2 / -0
No one is judging you, but you should feel guilty for this.

  LauraOfTheLye +2m

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2023-07-11T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&Hit&&
&&Miss&&
COMMENTS:
X +5m +4 / -0
:#marseysalutepride:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +41m +2 / -0
:#marseytransrentfree:y

  LauraOfTheLye +6m +1 / -0
  I mean, if you're going to be a Nazi you might as well be a good one and fight for the most oppressed group in history.y

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseytransrentfree:yy

      LauraOfTheLye +2h +1 / -0
      I mean, if you're going to be a Nazi you might as well be a good one and fight for the most oppressed group in history. :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree:

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +1 / -0
        :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree:

          LauraOfTheLye +1m +1 / -0
          I mean, if you're going to be a Nazi you might as well be a good one and fight for the most oppressed group in history. :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree:y

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +1 / -0
            :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#m

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2021-09-19T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Fatposters and Rethuglicans duke it out over the size of a foid.
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter dont_be_this_guy}
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +17m +4 / -0
I hate fat women more than I hate Republicans.

LauraOfTheLye +1m +3 / -0
>She looks like she would make a good bottom.
>>That's a little too much, but you can take the redditor out of reddit but you can't take reddit out of the redditor. Smh
>>>I think it’s funny, but I’m also fat and a bottom.
>>>>I think it's funny. I'm not a fan of women who dress like children.
>>>>>I'm not either. But if they want to I don't see the harm in it.
:marseylaugh:

  Wizdumb1776 +32m +2 / -0
  >I think it's funny. I'm not a fan of women who dress like children.
  >But if they want to I don't see the harm in it.
  2009 called they want their joke back.

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +21m +1 / -0
    It's not a joke, it's a truth.

Wizdumb1776 +26m +2 / -0
{GIF}.com

Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
>She looks like she would make a good bottom.
lol

  Wizdumb1776 +28m +2 / -0
  {GIF}_attic.com_attic.com

    Dramamine +1m +1 / -0
    lol, I'm not a fan of women who dress like children..com

      Wizdumb1776 +2m +2 / -0
      {GIF}t_attic.com

        Dramamine +4m +1 / -0
        It's not a joke, it's a truth.

          Wizdumb1776 +4m +1 /

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2023-06-24T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Developing] r/ActualPublicFreakouts is taking an L
URL: {REDDIT: r/ActualPublicFreakouts how_to_dress_like_a_feminist}
VOTES: +69 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is a new account with no history but they're already getting downvoted left and right. Drama is developing.
COMMENTS:
asshole +6m +44 / -0
I feel like they should have some sort of dress code for that sub. Like you cant wear a crop top or a miniskirt if you dont have a penis or something. I dont know, butt it seems like it should be a rule.
{GIF}

  birdenthusiast +27m +17 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

  KONY_2032 +1h +13 / -0
  {GIF}

    asshole +21m +8 / -0
    I love that movie!
    {GIF}

    JohnDevereaux +2h +5 / -0
    {IMG}

  Tesla +2h +11 / -0
  >dude i was talking about how women cant wear shorts because they arent allowed to wear dresses and skirts
  >*this is why women should be banned from dressing in shorts and tshirts

    asshole +12m +4 / -0
    > banned from dressing in shorts and tshirts
    {GIF}

  Horned_waifus_shill +2h +5 / -0
  >I feel like they should have some sort of dress code for that sub. Like you cant wear a crop top or a miniskirt if you dont have a penis or something. I dont know, butt it seems like it should be a rule.
  :#marseyagreefast::#marseyagreefast::#marseyagreefast:

    asshole +10m +5 / -0
    > :#marseyagreefast::#marseyagreefast::#marseyagreefast:
    {GIF}

  JohnDevereaux +3h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    asshole +1m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: LauraOfTheLye
DATE: 2023-03-06T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: R/awfuleverything has reached the final stage of the great filter, now they are just seething about anything.
URL: {REDDIT: r/awfuleverything _}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Now they're just seething about the French!
COMMENTS:
S +2m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  smolchickentenders +1m +6 / -0
  {GIF}

  tempest +1h +6 / -0
  > the rightoid h8s are in full swing
  :marseyhorseshoe:

  RPD +3h +2 / -0
  What's the context? I thought the guy was a chud.

    S +2m +2 / -0
    He is a chud. He's also a nonchud, and a chud nonchud

      RPD +3h +2 / -0
      So you're saying the guy is a chud, nonchud, and chud nonchud?

        S +13m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          RPD +5h +2 / -0
          :marseyxd:

ElectricFencePence +1h +7 / -0
> [You can't say that in France without getting your ass beat]({REDDIT: r/awfuleverything comment})
>>[You shouldn't be saying it in America either]({REDDIT: r/awfuleverything comment})
>>>[I'm just saying it. What's going to happen?]({REDDIT: r/awfuleverything comment})
>>>>[They will report you to the FBI]({REDDIT: r/awfuleverything comment})
>>>>>[I'm not sure how it works in the USA, but here in Australia you can say whatever you want. The problem is people who do. We don't have freedom of speech, we have freedom of consequences. You're free to say whatever you want, but you're not free from the consequences of what you say.]({REDDIT: r/awfuleverything comment})
>>>>>>[Lol I've seen a lot of dumb

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-09-20T12Z
HOLE: chinchilla
TITLE: Look at how happy he is!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LazarusFrozen +52s +11 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}

  ABC +5m +10 / -0
  {GIF}

    LazarusFrozen +3m +8 / -0
    I love that movie 😍

  BigBussyHunter +1h +6 / -0
  :marseychefkiss:

  89wc +24m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

  tempest +58m +4 / -0
  {IMG}
  :marseyxd:

  tempest +57m +3 / -0
  {IMG}
  :marseyxd:

LazarusFrozen +1m +10 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}

  89wc +26m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

  89wc +26m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  89wc +26m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

LazarusFrozen +3m +7 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}

  89wc +23m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

LazarusFrozen +2m +7 / -0
{IMG}
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  89wc +24m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

LazarusFrozen +4m +6 / -0
{IMG}
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  89wc +22m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

LazarusFrozen +4m +5 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}

  89wc +22m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

LazarusFrozen +4m +4 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}

LazarusFrozen +6m +4 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}

LazarusFrozen +6m

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-06-25T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Woman kills her husband, posts on /r/TwoXChromosomes about the “trauma” and how she “can’t believe” he has a mental health condition :marseywomanmoment2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_killed_my_husband}
VOTES: +77 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is pretty old but I didn’t realize it was from TwoX until now.
COMMENTS:
AverageBen10Enjoyer +15m +95 / -0
> I killed my husband. I didn't mean to. I didn't even know he had a mental health condition, but now I feel like a horrible person. I can't believe he did that to me.
:#marseywomanmoment2:

  LazarusFrozen +1m +70 / -0
  She’s a nurse so she definitely knew he had a mental health condition

    AverageBen10Enjoyer +1m +56 / -0
    It's a /r/nursing classic, it's the same kind of post as "my patient died and I'm the reason for it".
    EDIT: I just found the thread, the nurse posts in /r/meth.
    https://www.reddit.com/user/Spooky_Imagination12/submitted/
    > I'm a nurse and my husband is an alcoholic who does meth. I'm so ashamed.

      bballbelle +2h +36 / -0
      > I'm a nurse and my husband is an alcoholic who does meth. I'm so ashamed.
      I'm thinking she's a nurse because she's a junkie and she's posting on reddit so I'm guessing she's also an addict nurse.
      Also, I'm shocked that she's not posting about how she has a mental health condition herself (and is not taking care of herself so she can care for the kids).

      |V|askerade +1h +14 / -0
      :#marseyoctopus2:

      degorius +2h +11 / -0
      I think you mean *the* nurse classic

      D +5h +4 / -0
      > I just found the thread, the nurse posts in /r/meth

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-10-28T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Sociology] Children of divorced parents are more likely to divorce
URL: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/08/100819122239.htm
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was just thinking about this. How do you know if you should divorce your spouse? Well, look at the family dynamics you grew up in. If your parents divorced, you are much more likely to divorce.
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +1m +12 / -0
I was just thinking about this. How do you know if you should divorce your spouse? Well, look at the family dynamics you grew up in. If your parents divorced, you are much more likely to divorce.

  LazarusFrozen +58s +11 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  Remote_Viewer +1h +5 / -0
  Well yeah, if you had a bad childhood you might have a hard time being in a happy relationship.
  :marseynotes:

    FrozenChosen +1m +3 / -0
    :marseythinkorino: :marseyhmm: :marseythonk: :marseyhmmm: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused2: :marseyhmm: :marseythinkorino: :marseythonk: :marseyhmmm:

      Remote_Viewer +2m +4 / -0
      :#marseyviewerstare:

        FrozenChosen +4m +2 / -0
        :marseysquint:

BimothyX2 +2m +8 / -0
I'm not sure about that, my parents are divorced and I'm going to have a long and fruitful marriage

  LazarusFrozen +1m +6 / -0
  My parents are divorced too and I’m not getting married

    BimothyX2 +2m +5 / -0
    :marseyitsover: for dramatard kind

      LazarusFrozen +1m +6 / -0
      :marseywereback: we will have a massive gay orgy in the future

        B

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-10-27T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bait idea: a subreddit for men who have a “tenderness” fetish
URL: N/A
VOTES: +44 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It’s the opposite of a “violence” fetish. So if you’re into a man who shows you affection or tenderness or caring, you’d post about it. You might call it “rough and tender” or something.
I think this would cause a lot of anger. :marseyrapscallion:
COMMENTS:
arsey +5m +28 / -0
I like this. I'll post about my dad's tenderness. I'll talk about how I was an orphan and he took me in and protected me from my mean momma.

  LazarusFrozen +48s +15 / -0
  :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace:

  MarseySheepdog +2h +5 / -0
  Post about how you’re a widow now and he’s the only fatherly figure in your life.

    arsey +7m +4 / -0
    ooooh this is great.

  BigBussyHunter +2h +3 / -0
  And your momma's tenderness :marseyembrace:

    arsey +7m +3 / -0
    ohhhhhhhhhhhh that's great too. I can have a momma and dad tenderness.

      BigBussyHunter +2m +3 / -0
      :marseyfingerhearts:

        arsey +5m +3 / -0
        I think I can do this.

  JohnDevereaux +5h +3 / -0
  That's a good start, but you need to get more creative.
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}

    arsey +2m +2 / -0
    oh god this is great. I'll try to do this on a real account in like 2 weeks so I can get people riled up.

Downie +20m +15 / -0
Would require a lot of commitment and effort to be successful, you would have to make a variety of posts about how you're a 'tender' man and how

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-07-14T15Z
HOLE: chinchilla
TITLE: Baby deer and a chipmunk
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +18 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +4m +7 / -0
:#soyjak:

garlicdoors +4m +6 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  LazarusFrozen +2m +6 / -0
  I love this so much

peepeehands +14m +5 / -0
:#marseyfluffy:

LazarusFrozen +18s +5 / -0
!animalposters

tempest +1h +2 / -0
holy shit look at that chipmunk's little face
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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-08-10T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Not drama but my 16yo niece is a “witch” and I think she’s retarded and she got a 3.5 GPA and I’m going to tell her to go to a “normal” school and get her to do better because she’s just going to get fat and depressed and get into drugs and have a bunch of tattoos and do this weird witch stuff
URL: N/A
VOTES: +128 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
She has a 3.5 GPA and is in an “honors” class (I don’t know what that is, I assume it’s not honors because she’s not in honors at my school). She’s basically getting a 2.5 GPA in high school. She’s in all the cool kids clubs, her teachers are like “omg she’s so cool” and she’s like “I’m so quirky and my teachers think I’m cool because I’m so cool and I’m so cool and I’m so quirky and I’m so quirky” and I’m like “that’s awesome, but I think you need to do better in school”.
She’s a witch. She has a “tarot deck” and has some weird ass candles. She’s also super into astrology. I’m like “can you get a job at a Starbucks?” and she’s like “I don’t need a job I’m going to be a witch!”
Her dream is to get a job in the arts (I don’t know what that means) and she’s like “I want to do witchy things” and I’m like “you need to do better in school”.
I’m going to tell her to go to a normal school and get her to do better because she’s just going to get fat and depressed and get into drugs and have a bunch of tattoos and do this weird witch stuff.
COMMENTS:
KinoBushido +18m +67 / -0
> 3.5 GPA
> honors
:marseyfacepalm:
Honors is when you have a 3.8+ GPA and a 135+ SAT, if you're not a gifted kid

  LazarusFrozen +3m +24 / -0
  I don’t know what honors means but it’s probably not honors since she’s not in honors at

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-09-11T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You can be a dick to a woman if she gives you money (but only if she gives you money)
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes men_who_only_date_women_with_money}
VOTES: +60 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Men who only date women with money
Men who only date women with money are scum. They are the worst. They are the worst because they are the most predatory. They are the worst because they are the most predatory. They are the worst because they are the most predatory. They are the worst because they are the most predatory. They are the worst because they are the most predatory. They are the worst because they are the most predatory. They are the worst because they are the most predatory. They are the worst because they are the most predatory. They are the worst because they are the most predatory. They are the worst because they are the most predatory.
I am not a woman with money, but I am a woman who is not a woman with money. I am not a woman with money, but I am a woman who is not a woman with money. I am not a woman with money, but I am a woman who is not a woman with money. I am not a woman with money, but I am a woman who is not a woman with money. I am not a woman with money, but I am a woman who is not a woman with money. I am not a woman with money, but I am a woman who is not a woman with money. I am not a woman with money, but I am a woman who is not a woman with money. I am not a woman with money, but I am a woman who is not a woman with money. I am not a woman with money, but I am a woman who is not a woman with money. I am not a woman with money, but I am a woman who is not a woman with money.
But I am a woman who is not a woman with money. I am a woman who is not a woman with money. I am a woman who is not a woman with money. I am a woman who is not a woman with money. I am a woman who is not a woman with money. I am a woman who is not a woman with money. I am a woman who is

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-07-01T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is the person who called me a retard and a fatass
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +65 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I thought I was funny and clever. This person is a legit retard. I am not.
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +66 / -0
I am not a retard, I just like to make fun of people I dislike

  LazarusFrozen +2m +24 / -0
  I like to make fun of people I dislike too but I don’t call them retard. I’m going to give you a pass.

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +24 / -0
    I'm going to give you a pass too but just because I like you

      LazarusFrozen +44s +19 / -0
      Aww, thank you :marseyblush:

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +16 / -0
        :#marseyblowkiss:

          LazarusFrozen +2m +16 / -0
          :#marseyfingerhearts:

      Goomble +3h +5 / -0
      :#marseysquint:

    pH +1h +12 / -0
    >I don't call them retard
    just use a different word :marseyshrug:

      LazarusFrozen +1m +12 / -0
      I’m not a retard so I don’t have to be reminded of it

  W +3h +12 / -0
  >I am not a retard
  >I just like to make fun of people I dislike
  Do you also have an annoyingly high and annoyingly low pitched voice?

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +5 / -0
    No

    burrito +13m +1 / -0
    found the incel <audio>ycrlljifcbsknjgqzjzjexwsmcvvbl</audio>

  johnnypoop +11m +11 / -0
  Based and true

  johnnypoop +11m +11 / -

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-09-29T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is how it feels to be a dramatard
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +1m +9 / -0
I saw a trans cutie at the grocery store today. I wanted to ask her about her transition but I didn't want to make a scene. So I just smiled and waved. She smiled and waved back. I felt so happy that day.

  LazarusFrozen +1m +5 / -0
  I saw a trans cutie at the grocery store today. I wanted to ask her about her transition but I didn't want to make a scene. So I just smiled and waved. She smiled and waved back. I felt so happy that day.

    garlicdoors +2m +6 / -0
    I saw a trans cutie at the grocery store today. I wanted to ask her about her transition but I didn't want to make a scene. So I just smiled and waved. She smiled and waved back. I felt so happy that day.

      LazarusFrozen +1m +5 / -0
      I saw a trans cutie at the grocery store today. I wanted to ask her about her transition but I didn't want to make a scene. So I just smiled and waved. She smiled and waved back. I felt so happy that day.

        garlicdoors +1m +5 / -0
        I saw a trans cutie at the grocery store today. I wanted to ask her about her transition but I didn't want to make a scene. So I just smiled and waved. She smiled and waved back. I felt so happy that day.

          LazarusFrozen +1m +5 / -0
          I saw a trans cutie at the grocery store today. I wanted to ask her about her transition but I didn't want to make a scene. So I just smiled and waved. She smiled and waved back. I felt so happy that day.

            garlicdoors +1m +6 / -0
            I saw a trans cutie at the grocery store today. I wanted to ask her about her transition but I didn't want to make a scene. So I just smiled and waved. She smiled and waved back. I felt so happy that day.

              Lazarus

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-06-07T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Troll idea] Create a new subreddit called r/ProtectTransKids and pretend to be a mom who got her 10 year old son to detransition
URL: N/A
VOTES: +76 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
What would we get banned for? Saying something like “I wish I never found r/egg_irl. Now I’m afraid my kid is going to detransition.”
I’m thinking we should post this first and then let the ideas flow. We can do some actual research and pretend to be a real mom. We could do a deep dive into the story and post it on r/askreddit and r/actuallesbians and r/teenagers. We could even do a little trolling on r/detrans.
I’m down for a Reddit account if anyone wants to do it. I have one that’s clean. I’ll be a moderator.
COMMENTS:
X +4m +60 / -0
:#marseyoctopus2:

  LazarusFrozen +3m +38 / -0
  I’m okay with it being a low hanging fruit bait sub if people want to do it. I’d even post the story to Reddit with my account that I post in other subs.
  I think it’s fun, it’s the kind of thing I’d do in real life. I think the post would be able to get traction. I think it’s funny and it’s not a bad idea.

    X +3m +20 / -0
    i think it's fun too but i dont wanna risk my account

      LazarusFrozen +1m +21 / -0
      I think it could be a fun idea for someone else to do. I have a clean account, I’m down for it if anyone wants to do it.

        GatanKot +2h +5 / -0
        > I'm down for a Reddit account if anyone wants to do it. I have one that's clean. I'll be a moderator.
        I'll do it and I'll be a mod, I already have a clean account and I have my bussy blasted for this type of bait
        I won't use the name @gatankot though I'll make a new one, call it something else

    iStillMissEd +

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-07-01T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [EFFORTPOST] r/childfree users discuss the merits of keeping an unplanned pregnancy (it’s not what you think)
URL: {REDDIT: r/childfree if_you_dont_want_a_child_dont_keep_the_baby}
VOTES: +143 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
If you don’t want a child, don’t keep the baby
So many people here are having a meltdown over this post. It is so simple, you don’t want a child, don’t keep it. Simple as.
I am a 33 year old single woman. I have never had a child, and I never will. I do not want to be a parent. I do not want to raise a child. I do not want to be a mother.
I am very financially stable and have a decent career. I have been a stay at home mom before and I am not interested in ever being in that position again. I don’t want to be responsible for a child. I don’t want to be a parent.
I don’t want to be a mother. I don’t want to be a parent. I don’t want to be a mother. I don’t want to be a parent. I don’t want to be a mother. I don’t want to be a parent.
I have been told by many people that I am selfish, that I am not mature enough to be a parent, that I am not ready to be a parent, that I am not mature enough to be a parent, that I am not ready to be a parent, that I am not mature enough to be a parent, that I am not ready to be a parent, that I am not mature enough to be a parent.
I am not a mother. I am not a parent. I am not a mother. I am not a parent. I am not a mother. I am not a parent.
I am not a parent. I am not a parent. I am not a parent. I am not a parent. I am not a parent. I am not a parent.
I am not a parent. I am not a parent. I am not a parent. I am not a parent. I am not a parent. I am not a parent.
I am not a parent. I am not a parent. I am not a parent.

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-06-25T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Witchesvspatriarchy is a very fun subreddit
URL: {REDDIT: r/WitchesVsPatriarchy today_i_cast_a_protective_spell_against_nazis}
VOTES: +44 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +4m +28 / -1
Lmao I had a friend who got a tattoo of a pentagram on her back. It wasn’t even a pointy star but she insisted that was a mistake and it was supposed to be a pointy star.
Edit: this bitch is from my hometown btw. I would NOT be surprised if she was a domestic abuser.

  LazarusFrozen +4m +16 / -0
  Your friend is 100% a domestic abuser

    FrozenChosen +3m +11 / -0
    She’s a yoga instructor so it’s probably not her doing the abuse.

      LazarusFrozen +2m +14 / -0
      It’s probably her doing the abuse and the victims are the other yoga instructors

        FrozenChosen +1m +12 / -0
        :marseydarkfoidretard:

  jamal_ginsberg +1h +6 / -0
  > pointy star
  I feel like I’m missing something

    FrozenChosen +48s +4 / -0
    There’s a movie called Pointy Stars.

      jamal_ginsberg +5m +5 / -0
      I don’t think I want to know

        FrozenChosen +3m +5 / -0
        It’s a good movie

  Penny +5h +5 / -0
  foids when they don't know what a pentagram is
  {GIF}

    FrozenChosen +1h +4 / -0
    I can’t believe she thinks she can get away with a pointy pentagram lmao

      Penny +26m +3 / -0
      >foid
      >pointy pentagram
      ye she prolly a dyke n thinks she can get away with it bc she a lesbo n not a cis man

LazarusFrozen +2m +28 / -0

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-10-27T17Z
HOLE: personal
TITLE: I’m 3 days sober and I’m almost ready to do it again
URL: N/A
VOTES: +107 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’ve been on and off sobriety for a few years and I’m going to try again. I think I’m ready. I’ve been going to AA meetings, I’m sleeping better and I have a lot of my old hobbies back. I’ll probably go back to the gym again.
I will be making a thread to keep me accountable and so I can share my journey. I am 100% committed to this and I am going to do it.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +81 / -1
> I will be making a thread to keep me accountable and so I can share my journey.
:#marseysal:

  LazarusFrozen +2m +38 / -1
  I promise I will keep you updated

    Ladytroon +5m +40 / -1
    > I will be making a thread to keep me accountable and so I can share my journey.
    :#marseyseizuretalking:

    Ladytroon +5m +22 / -1
    > I will be making a thread to keep me accountable and so I can share my journey.
    :#marseyseizuretalking:

      LazarusFrozen +48s +22 / -1
      I promise I will keep you updated

        Ladytroon +4m +22 / -1
        > I will be making a thread to keep me accountable and so I can share my journey.
        :#marseyseizuretalking:

          LazarusFrozen +2m +21 / -1
          I promise I will keep you updated

            Ladytroon +3m +22 / -1
            > I will be making a thread to keep me accountable and so I can share my journey.
            :#marseyseizuretalking:

              LazarusFrozen +2m +23 / -1
              I promise I will keep you updated

                Ladytroon +3m +22 / -1
                > I will be making a thread to keep me accountable and so I can share my journey

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-10-28T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have been told I look like a 40 year old man
URL: N/A
VOTES: +53 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m a very attractive woman btw
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +1m +32 / -1
Lmao I get that too. I don’t think it’s true but it’s funny that people think I look masculine. I look like a 10/10 foid but people think I’m like a 6/10 moid. I’m not a short balding moid, I’m a tall hot woman.

  LazarusFrozen +30s +22 / -1
  This is correct.

    FrozenChosen +58s +17 / -1
    I feel like I’m a 10/10 but I’ll take that. :marseyflirt:

      LazarusFrozen +2m +15 / -1
      I’m a 9.5/10 and I’m a little insecure that you’re a 10/10 but I’m not insecure enough to be mad about it.
      We are both 6/10 moids tho :marseyxd:

        FrozenChosen +1m +16 / -1
        I’m not insecure about it at all! I’m just saying that I have no delusions about my looks and it’s a compliment when someone says I’m attractive.

          LazarusFrozen +2m +11 / -1
          I’m happy to be a 9.5/10 and you’re a 10/10. I don’t think I’m insecure at all about you being a 10/10. I’m just saying that we are both 6/10 moids.

            FrozenChosen +1m +16 / -1
            I’m not insecure at all about you being a 9.5/10. I’m just saying that I’m a 10/10.

              LazarusFrozen +2m +12 / -1
              I’m a 9.5/10 and you’re a 10/10. We are both 6/10 moids.

                FrozenChosen

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-07-07T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bimothy :marseywave2: 2.0
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +12 / -0
:#pepoboner:

  LazarusFrozen +1m +6 / -0
  She’s so cute

    Maximus +2m +5 / -0
    :#pepoboner:

  Dramacel +4h +1 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

Dramacel +4h +2 / -0
:#marseybooba:

Modern_Major_Jefferal +10m +2 / -0
That is a very big moose

  LazarusFrozen +2m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +2 / -0
    :marseyxd: wtf

  JohnDevereaux +2h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +1 / -0
I'm gonna crotch her in the ass

JohnDevereaux +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}

BignatiusMacintosh +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}

Dramacel +4h +1 / -0
:#marseybooba:

Dramacel +4h +1 / -0
:#marseybooba: :marseyshy2: :marseyshy: :marseyshy: :marseyshy: :marseyshy: :marseyshy: :marseyshy: :marseyshy: :marseyshy: :marseyshy: :marseyshy: :marseyshy: :marseyshy: :marseyshy: :marseyshy: :marseyshy: :marseyshy: :marseyshy: :marseyshy: :marseyshy: :marsey

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-09-04T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [effortpost] :marseydoctor: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :marseypills: :

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-10-21T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AITA for cancelling my date over a Facebook post? (Her profile is extremely funny)
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_cancelling_my_date_over_a_facebook_post}
VOTES: +37 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I posted this before but I was only at work and didn’t read the post until I got home. I was trying to decide if it was real.
It’s real and funny.
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +15m +19 / -0
> {IMG}
:#marseyxd:

  lalilulelo +47m +5 / -0
  If a woman ever makes a post like this, she's a liar or a whore or both

LazarusFrozen +1m +18 / -0
> :marseymanysuchcases: I’ve had my dates cancel on me for not liking their posts. No one is perfect. Also, I’m not 22 anymore and I’ve seen a few posts that I don’t like and I’m still interested in dating them. I do think I’m going to have to limit my profile to my current age group, because I don’t think this would happen to a 30 something woman. I’m not going to change my beliefs, and I’m not going to hide who I am. I’m going to have to find someone who is ok with that. I’m not going to pretend to be someone I’m not.
The only thing I don’t like about this post is that she’s 32

  Downie +28m +17 / -0
  >I'm going to have to find someone who is ok with that. I'm not going to pretend to be someone I'm not.
  She's the type of person to complain about moids lying about being into BDSM or being a swinger but will tell you that she's not a hypocrite and she doesn't lie about her politics.

    LazarusFrozen +57s +10 / -0
    Lmao I literally said that in my post

      Downie +42m +5 / -0
      I'm sorry, I don't have the context to

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-10-03T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am no longer a sub on r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns and I am devastated. I think I have lost my purpose in life.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +73 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was on this sub for 4 months and I thought I had a following. I guess I’m just a nobody. I am completely lost and I can’t even imagine how it feels to be a real woman who has never been validated by a sub. I’m so confused, I’m just a man, I just want to be a woman, I don’t know what I’m doing. I don’t know what I am. I don’t know if I’m a man or a woman, I don’t know if I’m a man or a woman. I don’t know what I am. I don’t know what I am. I don’t know what I am.
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +38 / -0
I'm so sorry you're going through this :marseycrying: :marseycheerup:

  LazarusFrozen +1m +31 / -0
  I wish I could be a woman and live the life of a woman but I’m a man. I’m just a man and I don’t know what I am. I don’t know what I am.

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +51s +23 / -0
    That's okay, you can always be a woman :marseybow:

      LazarusFrozen +1m +19 / -0
      I don’t want to be a woman. I just want to be a man. I don’t know what I am.

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +20 / -0
        That's okay, you can always be a man :marseyfluffy:

          LazarusFrozen +1m +19 / -0
          I don’t want to be a man. I want to be a woman. I don’t know what I am.

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +15 / -0
            That's okay, you can always be a woman :marseyfluffy:

              LazarusFrozen +4

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-07-29T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: TFW you’re on a call with your friends and you’re the only one who isn’t speaking up
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +47 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +2m +33 / -0
This is actually a huge issue. I’ve never seen a woman who was the “life of the party” and was also a great listener. The way it works is that the most outgoing person will be the one with the least to say, so they can be quiet and listen to other people. So if a woman is outgoing and speaks up, she is not a good listener and therefore the other women will not respect her.

  ThousandBestLives +1h +20 / -0
  This is why you should be a good listener, but not a good speaker. You can always just listen.

    FrozenChosen +12m +13 / -0
    Good advice 👍🏻

    jesus +2h +6 / -0
    This but unironically

  Red_Shill +48m +16 / -0
  I am not a good listener but I try to listen to what other people say. I think I do that better than most people.

    FrozenChosen +3m +14 / -0
    Well that’s a good start. Just remember to be quiet.

      Red_Shill +1m +12 / -0
      I'll do my best :marseyblush:

      Red_Shill +1m +11 / -0
      I'll do my best :marseyblush:

  24-7_ROCK_COCK +1h +10 / -0
  you've got it backwards. the most outgoing person is also the one who speaks the most. i don't think you're actually a woman

    FrozenChosen +1m +9 / -0
    It’s not about being the most outgoing, it’s about being the best listener. I’m sorry you’re such a bad listener.

      24-7_ROCK_COCK +1m +13 / -0
      it's not about being the best listener either, it's about being the most outgoing. that's what

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-10-15T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Have you ever been to a Chinese restaurant and thought the food was dog shit? You’re a racist.
URL: {REDDIT: r/China have_you_ever_been_to_a_chinese_restaurant_and}
VOTES: +52 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Redditors are really something else.
COMMENTS:
X +6m +41 / -0
>Redditors are really something else.
but the title is bait :marseyconfused2:

  LazarusFrozen +1m +21 / -0
  Ohhhhhhh. Well then I’m a racist

    X +1m +16 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

    IslamWasRightAboutWomen +5m +9 / -0
    Yeah I was going to say you're a racist too, I'm not even racist though

      LazarusFrozen +1m +10 / -0
      What do you mean you’re not racist? You don’t like Chinese food? What are you, some kind of bigot? :marseynails:

        IslamWasRightAboutWomen +1m +12 / -0
        I just don't like it :marseyshrug:

          LazarusFrozen +49s +10 / -0
          :marseyitsover: for chinx

            IslamWasRightAboutWomen +3m +6 / -0
            I like korean food though :marseywholesome:

              X +1m +6 / -0
              > I like korean food
              :#marseyconfused2:

                IslamWasRightAboutWomen +5m +7 / -0
                :#marseyconfusedboner:

                  X +2m +4 / -0
                  :#marseyconfusedbonerpat:

              LazarusFrozen +1m +6 / -0
              Okay but you’re a bigot. You just don’t like Chinese food. Like come on you’re better than that. :marseysulk:

                IslamWasRightAboutWomen +1m +6 / -0
                I'm not a bigot, I'm just not a fan :marseysad:

                  LazarusFrozen +3

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-07-10T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [not drama] I don’t think I’m anorexic, I just have a high metabolism. I eat a lot and don’t gain weight.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
My body is just made different. I’m 125 lbs and 5’8” (which is considered anorexic for me but I’m not) and I don’t gain weight. I eat a lot and I don’t gain weight. I’ve gained like 5 lbs my entire life. I think I just have a high metabolism. I’m 21 so it’s not puberty.
My BMI is 20.3 which is considered “healthy” but I’m considered anorexic because I’m 5’8” and 125 lbs.
I also have a double chin. I’m not fat but I have a double chin. I’ve had it my whole life and I’m not fat. It’s just a genetic thing for me. I think I just have a double chin and I’m not fat. I also have a double chin and I’m not fat. I’m not fat but I have a double chin. I’m not fat but I have a double chin. I’m not fat but I have a double chin.
COMMENTS:
aminobastard +12m +6 / -0
I'm not anorexic, I just don't like eating.

  LazarusFrozen +1m +4 / -0
  I can eat a lot and not gain weight

    aminobastard +1m +3 / -0
    I can eat a lot and not gain weight, I just don't like eating.

      LazarusFrozen +1m +4 / -0
      You don’t have a high metabolism?

        aminobastard +28m +4 / -0
        I do, I just don't like eating.

  FrozenChosen +1m +4 / -0
  Same lol

    aminobastard +1m +3 / -0
    that's nice, but I'm not anorexic.

      FrozenChosen +1m +4 / -0
      Neither am I. I just have a high metabolism.

        aminobastard +3

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-07-14T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [female] Redditor asks for help finding a man that will love her for who she is. Is not happy when the advice she gets isn’t exactly what she was expecting.
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit men_of_reddit_what_are_you_looking_for_in_a_woman}
VOTES: +125 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is a classic Reddit post because it’s so full of advice that is universally bad. It’s like a post where a woman asks for dating advice from incels.
Highlights:
> [A woman who doesn’t need me and doesn’t like me. I just want to be friends with a woman I can talk to and relate to. And I can’t stand the emotional rollercoaster that comes with dating. It’s exhausting.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit men_of_reddit_what_are_you_looking_for_in_a_woman})
> [I just want someone who is nice to me and makes me laugh. I don’t want someone who’s constantly trying to change me or make me feel bad about myself. I want someone who accepts me for who I am.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit men_of_reddit_what_are_you_looking_for_in_a_woman})
> [A woman who is confident and comfortable in her own skin. I don’t want someone who is constantly insecure or trying to change me. I want someone who is happy with who they are and doesn’t need to be changed.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit men_of_reddit_what_are_you_looking_for_in_a_woman})
> [A woman who is emotionally intelligent and can communicate her feelings effectively. I don’t want someone who is constantly walking on eggshells around me or who is afraid to express their emotions.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit men_of_reddit_what_are_you_looking_for_in_a_woman})
> [A woman who is independent and doesn’t need me to be her provider. I want someone who is capable of taking care of themselves and doesn’t rely on me for everything.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit men_of_reddit_what_are_you_looking_for_in_a_woman})
> [A woman who is funny and can make me laugh. I want someone who is witty and can keep up

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-10-10T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I need a therapist to tell me I’m crazy and I’m right about everything
URL: N/A
VOTES: +36 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have spent all day reading and listening to the news about the Israel Palestine conflict. I am a white woman so I am not an expert on this issue but I feel like I know more than anyone else on this site.
I know I need a therapist to talk about it but I’m too ashamed to pay for therapy. I’m also too ashamed to go to a public library and ask if they have any therapists there.
COMMENTS:
BimothyX2 +2m +18 / -0
You're bimothy hello :marseywave2:

  LazarusFrozen +4m +15 / -0
  I’m not bimothy, that’s you. I’m bimothy’s brother, timothy.

    BimothyX2 +26s +13 / -0
    :#marseywave2:

    Tack +1h +4 / -0
    You're not bimothy, you're bimothy's brother, timothy.

      LazarusFrozen +4m +3 / -0
      :marseywave2:

        Tack +1m +3 / -0
        You're bimothy, hello :marseywave2:

          LazarusFrozen +24s +3 / -0
          :marseywave2:

LazarusFrozen +1m +18 / -0
@pizzashill you have a therapist, right?

  pizzashill +2h +11 / -0
  No lol

    LazarusFrozen +1m +4 / -0
    I thought you had a therapist, I mean, you have a house, a car, a job, etc. You’re like a 6/10 on the “crazy” scale.

      pizzashill +5m +11 / -0
      I do not have a therapist.
      It's not even relevant to the discussion at hand.

        LazarusFrozen +1m +5 / -0
        You are right, it’s not. I have been following the news all day and I have

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-08-12T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I had to do a lot of research to get this right but I think I figured out why I’m attracted to the same type of guy
URL: N/A
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m into this type of guy:
•	Is a good listener
•	Smart
•	Has a sense of humor
•	Is funny
•	Is supportive
•	Is caring
•	Is thoughtful
•	Is kind
•	Is empathetic
•	Has a good personality
•	Is likable
•	Is funny
•	Is funny
•	Is funny
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•	Is funny
•	Is funny
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•	Is funny
•	Is funny
•	Is funny
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•	Is funny
•	Is funny
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•	Is funny
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•	Is funny
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•	Is funny
•	Is funny
•	Is funny
•	Is funny
•	Is funny
•	Is funny

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-10-03T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: ‘I want to be a woman!’: The transgender teen who wants to be a man
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/oct/02/teenage-transgender-woman-who-wants-to-be-a-man
VOTES: +46 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
> She is a 19-year-old trans woman named Emily, from a small town in eastern Canada. She is on hormones and has had some cosmetic surgeries. She has a boyfriend, is studying for her university entrance exams, and is working hard to make sure she can afford the procedures she needs.
> Emily is part of a growing number of trans women who are questioning their gender identity and finding out they want to be men.
> In recent years, studies have suggested that between 5% and 10% of trans women have detransitioned – most of them because they came out as trans too young and were not ready for the irreversible changes that come with transitioning.
> The issue has become more visible, too, as social media has given a voice to people who feel their gender identity has been misinterpreted. Many of these women feel they have been misled by the trans rights movement and believe their gender identity is not just fluid but can change entirely.
> Emily is one of them. “I have been on hormones for three years, and I have been trans for seven years,” she says. “I never wanted to be a man, I always knew I was a woman. But I’m having a hard time accepting myself.”
> Emily says she was not ready to transition at 12, and that she was influenced by her friends at school, who were also questioning their gender identity. She says she was encouraged to transition by a trans rights activist she met online, who told her that she was “lucky” to have been born in a time when it was so easy to transition.
> Emily says she has now come to realise that she was not ready to transition, and that she is not a woman. “I’ve always been a man, and I’ve always been happy being a man,” she says. “I’m not going to pretend to be a woman just to make myself feel better.”
> Emily says she is not alone. She has met other trans women who are questioning their gender identity,

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-06-24T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AITA for punching my friend in the face for saying “you’re a dumb bitch” and telling me to take a shower?
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_punching_my_friend_in_the_face_for_saying}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m back from vacation and have been catching up on the latest drama. I’m not going to copy/paste the post because I’m lazy but you should read it. It’s a good one. :marseykingcrown:
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +12m +12 / -0
>>AITA for punching my friend in the face for saying “you’re a dumb bitch” and telling me to take a shower?
:marseyagreefast:

  LazarusFrozen +1m +8 / -0
  :marseykingcrown::marseykingcrown::marseykingcrown:

LazarusFrozen +6m +7 / -0
It’s a good one.
I can’t wait for her next post.

  SpookyFartMan69 +14m +6 / -0
  >>AITA for punching my friend in the face for saying “you’re a dumb bitch” and telling me to take a shower?
  :marseyagreefast:

    LazarusFrozen +1m +6 / -0
    :marseykingcrown::marseykingcrown::marseykingcrown:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +4 / -0
    I'm the same way. I don't like it when people insult my wife, or my wife's friends, or my wife's friends' wives, or my wife's friends' wives' friends' wives, or my wife's friends' wives' friends' wives' friends' wives, or my wife's friends' wives' friends' wives' friends' wives' friends' wives, or my wife's friends' wives' friends' wives' friends' wives' friends' wives' friends' wives, or my wife's friends' wives' friends' wives' friends' wives' friends' wives' friends' wives' friends' wives, or my wife's friends' wives'

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-06-05T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am being gaslit and harassed on r/ZeroCovidCommunity
URL: N/A
VOTES: +71 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am a long time user of r/ZeroCovidCommunity. I usually post about my favorite Covid hacks and answer questions from new users. I have been harassed by a group of users and mods who keep calling me a “fucking liar” and “gaslighter” because I have been telling the truth about Covid. These people are upset that I am trying to keep them safe and have been trying to ban me from the community. I am just trying to help and these people are trying to silence me. I am not a liar, I am not a gaslighter, I am just trying to help keep people safe. I will not be silenced.
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +4m +68 / -0
Carp made this post and is gaslighting me 😠

  LazarusFrozen +1m +30 / -0
  I just wanted to get my own post on the front page

    FrozenChosen +1m +30 / -0
    You are my favorite user btw ❤️

      LazarusFrozen +1m +22 / -0
      :marseylove:

        tempest +1h +9 / -0
        :#marseyfluffy:

  carpathianflorist +29s +29 / -0
  I didn't make the post :marseyconfused:

    smolchickentenders +4m +23 / -0
    :marseyretardchad:

    FrozenChosen +1m +19 / -0
    :marseygasp:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +18 / -0
    Stop doing this to us, we're all going insane

      carpathianflorist +1m +25 / -0
      It's literally the first post on the front page

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +16 / -0
        :marseyxd:

        WeThreeKweens +17m +13 / -0
        :#marseyschizow

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-07-18T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor asks why men are obsessed with women’s weight. They are not happy with the answer
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskMen why_are_men_so_obsessed_with_womens_weight}
VOTES: +104 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseymanysuchcases:
COMMENTS:
QuadNarca +10m +102 / -2
Because women are the only ones who have to deal with fatphobia, and people don't care when men are fat, and the difference is because of their gender roles. And it's not even the same for gay men, since they still don't get fatphobic, when they are fat, but the reason is because they are men. So if we didn't have gender roles, and the gay men were fatphobic, then men would also be fatphobic.

  UncleBen +15m +85 / -0
  > And it's not even the same for gay men, since they still don't get fatphobic, when they are fat, but the reason is because they are men.
  I mean, they are. They just don't have the same body standards as a woman because they're gay.

    QuadNarca +1m +68 / -1
    No, they aren't fatphobic, it's just that they are men.

      asshole +21m +49 / -0
      > No, they aren't fatphobic,
      >it's just that they are men.
      :#marseyhmm:

        QuadNarca +2m +29 / -0
        No, they are not fatphobic, just because they are men.

          asshole +1m +28 / -0
          > No, they are not fatphobic,
          >just because they are men.
          :#marseyhmmm:

            QuadNarca +1m +20 / -0
            No, they are not fatphobic, just because they are men.

              asshole +1m +27 / -0
              > No, they are not fatphobic,
              >just because they are men.
              :#marseywrongthonk:

                QuadNarca +1m

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-10-02T19Z
HOLE: personal
TITLE: I will be starting a new job in 3 weeks. What do I need to know about being a receptionist? Do I need to be an art hoe? Do I need to know how to code? Do I need to have a degree in law?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m a receptionist. I have a Master’s in English Literature. I’m 33. I’m white. I’m tall. I have a nice rack. I’m not a whore. I’m not a slut. I’m not a slut. I’m not a slut. I’m not a slut.
COMMENTS:
X +3m +12 / -0
you need to be an art hoe
{IMG}

  LazarusFrozen +2m +8 / -0
  Lol I’m trying to look like this

    X +1m +10 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

    Stranger +44m +4 / -0
    :#marseyfoidretard:

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +50m +3 / -0
    You are an art hoe. Not because of your looks, but because of your personality. :marseyfluffy:

Maximus +3m +10 / -0
> Do I need to be an art hoe?
:marseyagree:

  LazarusFrozen +1m +7 / -0
  I’m 5’11” and have a nice rack. How do I become an art hoe?

    Maximus +2m +9 / -0
    :#marseybutt:

      LazarusFrozen +1m +5 / -0
      I need to become the girl on the left. That’s the goal.

        Maximus +3m +7 / -0
        >I need to become the girl on the left. That’s the goal.
        {IMG}

          LazarusFrozen +45s +6 / -0
          Lol you got me

            Maximus +2m +5 / -0
            :marseycheers:

      Stranger +46m +4 / -0
      :#marseyflushzoom:

    haggis +

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-07-21T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I did it :marseytedsimp:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +165 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m not going to elaborate, I just wanted to share my victory.
COMMENTS:
BimothyX1 +5m +103 / -0
Congratulations on your transition

  LazarusFrozen +37s +37 / -0
  :marseytransflag2:

    BimothyX1 +1m +21 / -0
    Hi I'm bimothy :marseywave2:

      BigBlackCockatiel +1h +12 / -0
      I'm bimothy too :marseywave3:

      Ladytroon +1h +9 / -0
      Hi bimothy
      :#marseywave2:

  BigBlackCockatiel +1h +17 / -0
  # I'm bimothy :#marseywave2:
  # Hi

    BimothyX1 +4m +10 / -0
    Hi bimothy :marseywave2:

      BigBlackCockatiel +3m +10 / -0
      # I'm bimothy :#marseywave2:
      # Hi

        BimothyX1 +2m +10 / -0
        Hi bimothy :marseywave2:

          BigBlackCockatiel +3m +10 / -0
          # I'm bimothy :#marseywave2:
          # Hi

            BimothyX1 +2m +10 / -0
            Hi bimothy :marseywave2:

              BigBlackCockatiel +2m +10 / -0
              # I'm bimothy :#marseywave2:
              # Hi

                BimothyX1 +3m +10 / -0
                Hi bimothy :marseywave2:

                  BigBlackCockatiel +3m +10 / -0
                  # I'm bimothy :#marseywave2:
                  # Hi

                    BimothyX1 +1m

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-10-23T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 12 year old girl killed, 10 year old girl abducted in Springfield, Missouri
URL: https://www.kmbc.com/article/springfield-mo-police-responding-to-multiple-homicide-12-year-old-girl-killed-10-year-old-girl-abducted/51738621
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
What do you think happened
COMMENTS:
BignatiusMacintosh +49m +10 / -0
The 12 year old girl was a :marseytrain:, and the 10 year old girl was a :marseytransattentionseeker:

  LazarusFrozen +1m +4 / -0
  They were both trans btw

  89wc +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

pizzashill +11m +4 / -0
It was a black guy.

  LazarusFrozen +2m +5 / -0
  It was a woman (trans)

    pizzashill +5m +2 / -0
    {IMG}
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    {IMG}

      LazarusFrozen +1m +4 / -0
      It was a woman (white)

        pizzashill +1m +4 / -0
        {IMG}
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        {IMG}

          LazarusFrozen +1m +4 / -0
          It was a woman (white, male)

            pizzashill +3m +2 / -0
            {IMG}
            {IMG}
            {IMG}

              LazarusFrozen +2m +4 / -0
              It was a woman (black)

                pizzashill +1m +2 / -0
                {IMG}
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                {IMG}

                  LazarusFrozen +3m +4 / -0
                  It was a woman (white, female)

                    pizzashill +3m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}
                    {IMG}
                    {IMG}

                      LazarusFrozen +2m +4 / -0
                      It was a woman (black, male)

                        pizzashill +2m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-10-02T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/AskReddit asks "What is the worst thing a parent can do to their child?" Here are some of the top answers
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_worst_thing_a_parent_can_do_to_their}
VOTES: +135 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Teaching their child how to be a decent human being
>Exposing their child to a life of freedom, love, and happiness
>Helping their child build a foundation of confidence, courage, and wisdom
>Showing their child the joy of learning, exploring, and discovering the world
>Teaching their child the value of hard work, responsibility, and perseverance
>Helping their child develop a sense of empathy, compassion, and respect for others
>Teaching their child the importance of honesty, integrity, and fairness
>Helping their child navigate the challenges and obstacles of life with resilience and grace
>Teaching their child the power of forgiveness, understanding, and unconditional love
>Helping their child find their passion, purpose, and potential
{REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_worst_thing_a_parent_can_do_to_their}
>Use their child as an emotional crutch
{REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_worst_thing_a_parent_can_do_to_their}
>Being a shitty parent
{REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_worst_thing_a_parent_can_do_to_their}
>Not love them unconditionally and without expectations
{REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_worst_thing_a_parent_can_do_to_their}
>Not raising them to be a decent human being
{REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_worst_thing_a_parent_can_do_to_their}
>Not raising them to be a decent human being
{REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_worst_thing_a_parent_can_do_to_their}
>Not raising them to be a decent human being
{REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_worst_thing_a_parent_can_do_to_their}
>Not raising them to be a decent human being
{REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_worst_thing_a_parent_can_do

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-06-07T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: @FrozenChosen I am not a misogynist, I am not a transphobe, I just want you to know I am a firm ally to your cause and I am here for you. You deserve better than what you’ve been experiencing. 💞
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +144 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@FrozenChosen I am not a misogynist, I am not a transphobe, I just want you to know I am a firm ally to your cause and I am here for you. You deserve better than what you’ve been experiencing. 💞
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +45s +97 / -0
Thank you. You’re a good person. 🙏🏻

  LazarusFrozen +57s +68 / -0
  {GIF}

    Avalon +1m +33 / -0
    >FrozenChosen
    >@FrozenChosen
    :#marseyxd:

      LazarusFrozen +1m +29 / -0
      I don’t know how to change it on mobile :(

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +8 / -0
        Report your post with "rename to @frozenchosen"

          LazarusFrozen +15m +4 / -0
          Thank you

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +3 / -0
            :#@frozenchosenpat:

  garlicdoors +1m +33 / -0
  You're a good person? You're a woman. Women are not good people.

  Dramacel +28m +24 / -0
  :#marseyfingerhearts: :#marseyfrozenlove:

  smolchickentenders +19m +18 / -0
  You are a great person for a woman, which is not saying much, but I love you anyway :marseyhomofascist:

  userturkey13 +1h +10 / -0
  You're a girl :marseyill:

    Platybussy69 +2h +5 / -0
    :#marseyillpat:

  usernaw +2h

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-07-27T17Z
HOLE: personal
TITLE: The first time I saw my boyfriend, I was in the restroom of a restaurant and he was in line to go into the mens restroom. I told him he could go in and use the stall next to me. He was flattered and wanted to get to know me but I said we didn’t have time because we were about to get on our flight back to Chicago.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Idk how to make this funny but he still texts me once a month to see how I’m doing.
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +1m +4 / -0
It’s not funny. It’s a good story.

  LazarusFrozen +45s +3 / -0
  Omg I know you’re so proud of me

LazarusFrozen +1m +4 / -0
I don’t want to be a bitch but my bf is hot as fuck, with a 6’2” body and a chiseled jaw and a gorgeous face and hair and a really really good personality. It’s kinda like that movie “Blind Date” except we didn’t even have a date. I just saw him and told him he could use the stall next to me and I was like “no seriously it’s fine” and he was like “really?” and I was like “yeah you can use the stall next to me” and I was so fucking flattered that I wanted to tell him about my life but I knew he was a stranger. He asked for my number and I gave it to him and told him to get a room later and he was like “we don’t have time” and I was like “I know” and he was like “I’m not trying to be rude but I’m really tired, I have a long drive back to Chicago” and I was like “yeah I get it” and I got up and left and I was so flattered that I wanted to text him and see if he wanted to do something and he was like “you’re probably still in the bathroom” and I was like “I’m not” and he was like “yeah I’m sure you’re not” and I was like “I’m not” and he was like “yeah I’m sure you’re not” and I was like “I’m not” and

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-10-05T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The sexiest man alive is a 5’7” manlet who wants to make you feel safe
URL: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jared-lett-2023-sexiest-man-alive_n_651a546ee4b0139854a65626
VOTES: +63 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@pizzashill @thathoeoverthere
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +14m +69 / -2
{IMG}
:#marseysoypoint2:

  LazarusFrozen +3m +56 / -1
  He’s so cute 😭

    carpathianflorist +47s +42 / -2
    HEY
    IT’S CARP
    {IMG}

      LazarusFrozen +2m +40 / -1
      You’re so cute carp and I’m so happy for you :marseyblowkiss:

        carpathianflorist +2m +30 / -1
        {IMG}

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +18 / -1
          Hey carp :marseyfluffy:

            carpathianflorist +1m +17 / -1
            :#marseyfluffylove:

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +13 / -1
              :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffypat:

          iStillMissEd +5h +3 / -0
          u two need to have sex

            carpathianflorist +1m +2 / -0
            Do you think we already have?

              iStillMissEd +1m +2 / -0
              No, but you should

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +17 / -1
      Hey carp :marseyfluffy:

        carpathianflorist +1m +16 / -1
        :#marseyfluffylove:

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +16 / -1
          :marseyfluffy: :marse

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-10-05T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dating profile for rDrama single males
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +35 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +12 / -0
> not obese
> no drugs
> no tattoos
i'm not even sure why i'm here

  LazarusFrozen +1m +10 / -0
  >not obese
  >no drugs
  >no tattoos
  So no one?

  Downie +11m +7 / -0
  This is a safe space for all races, genders, and sexualities, we just ask that you're not a :marseyglow: or :marseymerchant:

  KinoBushido +53m +6 / -0
  The most oppressed minority

  sandkwinn +42m +5 / -0
  you're not a drug addict? :marseyconfused2: :marseysquint: I thought you were a janny

    peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
    i'm only a janny in spirit

  retard +2h +4 / -0
  I'm not obese but im a drug addict and have tattoos

    peepeehands +2m +4 / -0
    what drugs

      retard +1m +4 / -0
      I just take adderall and drink a lot of alcohol

        peepeehands +4m +4 / -0
        :#marseynotes:

          retard +1m +4 / -0
          It's not a fetish

            peepeehands +3m +4 / -0
            :#marseysmughips:

  Unfunnyandundramatic +3h +2 / -0
  :#marseyblops2cel:

  NO +1h +2 / -0
  Yeah, i'm the only one here that doesn't have a penis

Modern_Major_Jefferal +13m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  LazarusFrozen +1m +10 / -0
  {IMG}

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-07-14T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It’s a day ending in y and it’s time for my daily thread where I cry about being a woman
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I feel like I’ve been a decent human being lately and I am getting shit on by everyone and everything. I’m a woman in my 30s and I’m getting shit on by my brother, my mom, my boss, my friends. Why does it feel like everyone hates women? I’m not doing anything wrong and I have so much to offer. I just want to be treated like an equal.
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +16 / -0
!fellas give this foid some help

  WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +3 / -0
  She is doing everything right and she doesn’t have any problems, don’t worry

  DestoryerCarbine +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseyblackcop:

DestoryerCarbine +2m +8 / -0
Have you tried being a man?

  LazarusFrozen +2m +5 / -0
  I’m not a man

    DestoryerCarbine +1m +5 / -0
    Yes you are.

      LazarusFrozen +47s +6 / -0
      No I’m not

        DestoryerCarbine +1m +5 / -0
        >LazarusFrozen
        >Male
        :marseysmug:

          LazarusFrozen +1m +4 / -0
          Ok so how do I make a new account without using my email

            DestoryerCarbine +3m +5 / -0
            >Ok so how do I make a new account without using my email
            :marseyconfused:
            >Ok so how do I make a new account without using my email
            :marseyconfused:
            >Ok so how do I make a new account without using my email
            :marseyconfused:

              LazarusFrozen +2m +3 / -0
              I’m not a man I’m a woman. How do I make a new account without using my email. I don’t want

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-10-01T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bong teacher arrested for throwing up a swastika in class and also for having a ring with a swastika on it. Judge orders him to pay for a 10 hour hate crime course.
URL: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/swastika-rings-teacher-guilty-b2401256.html
VOTES: +118 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
What’s your excuse, !chuds?
COMMENTS:
ABC +11m +109 / -1
> Mr Metcalfe, 37, was sentenced to a 12 month community order with a curfew and a 10 hour rehabilitation course.
> He was also ordered to pay £200 in compensation to the victim of the offence.
> Metcalfe was also ordered to pay £1,250 costs and a £100 surcharge.
> The victim, who was a student at the school at the time, was “shocked” by what happened in class.
> He told the court he had been in the room when the teacher threw up the symbol and said he had been “scared”.
> Metcalfe was asked if he understood the impact of his actions, and replied: “I think it’s wrong.”
> He said he “wouldn’t do it again”.
Nigga just admit you're a chud and be done with it. You can't have it both ways.

  Redactor0 +16m +100 / -1
  > “I think it’s wrong.”
  > He said he “wouldn’t do it again”.
  Just like in the movies! :marseysoypoint:

    KinoBushido +2h +37 / -1
    :#marseysoylentgrintalking:

    BignatiusMacintosh +1h +34 / -1
    :#marseysoyhype:

    KongsburyDonkboy +4h +25 / -0
    :marseysoylentgrin: what a dramatic villain

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5h +24 / -0
  I'm a chud and I'd do it again

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-06-16T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a feeling there’s an rdrama.net user here
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers i_have_a_feeling_theres_an_rdramanet_user_here}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Bonus: I found this in the comments and it made me laugh a little
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
X +5m +16 / -0
> I’m 100% convinced that most of the comments here are from bots.
:#marseywave2:

  LazarusFrozen +2m +9 / -0
  :#marseywave3:

    X +1m +7 / -0
    :#marseyblowkiss:

  R +4m +5 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

  Cao_Cao +1h +3 / -0
  I know a guy who runs a bot farm. It's not easy to get a lot of votes on reddit.

MarseylnBoots +1h +10 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
:#marseyxd:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +1 / -0
  Me on the right

FormerLurKONG +1h +5 / -0
> I’ve seen teachers cry in the bathroom
Crying in the bathroom is like the one thing foids can't even do alone. They always have to be in the presence of at least one other person.

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +4 / -0
>Oh no, not the poor teachers! I mean, I'm not a teacher, but I'm sure I would cry if I had to work with you!
:#gigachad2:

Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
> I’m 100% convinced that most of the comments here are from bots.
:#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-10-24T02Z
HOLE: meta
TITLE: Carp and Frozen are officially married
URL: N/A
VOTES: +61 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +3m +45 / -0
!metashit

  BigBussyHunter +6m +17 / -0
  :marseyparty: :marseypartyzoom: :marseyparty1: :marseyparty2: :marseyparty3:

    antiracist_tulpa +5m +12 / -0
    :#marseycheers:

      BigBussyHunter +1m +11 / -0
      :#marseycheers2:
      Cheers, my friend!

  UraniumDonGER +6m +10 / -0
  :#marseydrum:
  Congrats! :marseyparty:

  Grue +12m +8 / -0
  :#marseyparty:

  Downie +45m +5 / -0
  This is the best possible outcome for the site, I'm happy for you two

    carpathianflorist +1m +6 / -0
    It’s the best possible outcome for all of us :marseyblowkiss:

      Downie +1m +6 / -0
      :#marseyshy2:

  BrasilIguana +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

  Holly_Jolly_Kong +1h +4 / -0
  are you two gonna have gay sex?

    carpathianflorist +1m +5 / -0
    no that would be gay

      Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +4 / -0
      you would do that to me.
      :#marseysulk:

        carpathianflorist +1m +4 / -0
        :#carpblush2:

  676974 +1h +3 / -0
  >Frozen is a :marseytrain:
  I knew it

  iStillMissEd +15h +2 / -0
  I'm not a

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-10-17T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [not drama] Marsey is the perfect cat and I can prove it with math
URL: N/A
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
DestoryerCarbine +3m +11 / -0
It's not perfect, it's a dog!

  LazarusFrozen +1m +9 / -0
  {GIF}

  DestoryerCarbine +1m +6 / -0
  :marseytrans: :#marseytrans:

  WeThreeKweens +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:
  Cats are just gay dogs
  :#marseycatgirl:

  Bellicose-Twink +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

HokubsWorkshoper +1h +8 / -0
Cat owners are worse than dog owners.

  Bellicose-Twink +11m +5 / -0
  Dog owners are worse than cat owners.

    HokubsWorkshoper +21m +4 / -0
    I mean if they have both then they are even worse.

Bellicose-Twink +1h +6 / -0
:#marseycheerup:

Geralt_of_Uganda +1h +5 / -0
I'm sorry you lost your marsey

  LazarusFrozen +1m +5 / -0
  Thank you 🥺

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +4 / -0
RIP Marsey :#marseylibations:

KawaiiFembee +1h +4 / -0
:#marseyandmarcus:

dramapus +1h +3 / -0
:#marseyknowthatfeelbro:

Modern_Major_Jefferal +1h +3 / -0
:marseysad:

Bookers +1h +2 / -0
:marseycheerup:

lmaoprankt +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyknowthatfeelbro:

KONY_2032 +2h +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-10-23T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor gets roasted for being a terrible parent
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_saying_my_daughter_cant_wear_a_dress_to}
VOTES: +48 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
AITA for saying my daughter can’t wear a dress to school?
Edit: For context, my daughter is a 15 year old boy who has always been a tomboy. He never wears dresses or skirts, but he always does wear makeup and he likes to wear his mom’s clothes. Today he came home from school, and he was wearing one of my skirts and he said he wore a dress to school. I asked him why, and he said it was because he wanted to. I told him he couldn’t wear that to school, and he said I was being mean. I told him it’s not appropriate for him to wear that to school, and he said I was being sexist. I told him that was not okay, and he said I was being a bad mom. I told him I was not being a bad mom, and he said I was being a bad mom. I told him I was not being a bad mom, and he said I was being a bad mom. I told him I was not being a bad mom, and he said I was being a bad mom. I told him I was not being a bad mom, and he said I was being a bad mom. I told him I was not being a bad mom, and he said I was being a bad mom. I told him I was not being a bad mom, and he said I was being a bad mom. I told him I was not being a bad mom, and he said I was being a bad mom. I told him I was not being a bad mom, and he said I was being a bad mom. I told him I was not being a bad mom, and he said I was being a bad mom. I told him I was not being a bad mom, and he said I was being a bad mom.
I told him I was not being a bad mom, and he said I was being a bad mom.
I told him I was not being a bad mom, and he said I was being a bad mom.
I told him I was not being a bad mom, and he said I was

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-11-01T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: First non-sequel film to win Best Picture since 2010 :marseyparty:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!druggies
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +7 / -0
>2010
:#marseyno:

  LazarusFrozen +4m +5 / -0
  I’m sorry, I’m retarded
  {IMG}

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +27m +3 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

BimothyX2 +2m +6 / -0
I didn't watch the movie but I voted for it

  LazarusFrozen +5m +4 / -0
  I haven’t seen it either but it’s good and everyone is saying it’s the best thing in a decade

    BimothyX2 +15m +4 / -0
    I don't believe you. It's the first non sequel since 2010, therefore you are a retard

      LazarusFrozen +26m +3 / -0
      I’m a retard for being wrong but I’m not a retard for liking the movie

        BimothyX2 +1m +2 / -0
        I'm sorry you're retarded. I hope you recover soon.

    Red_Shill +27m +3 / -0
    I thought it was pretty good. I'm not the biggest film buff but i thought the movie was well put together and interesting. Pretty fun for a long movie.

      LazarusFrozen +13m +3 / -0
      I thought it was amazing. I was so excited to see it and it exceeded my expectations.

        Red_Shill +16m +3 / -0
        :#marseyagreefast:

garlicdoors +3m +6 / -0
:#marseymexican: :#marseyflagmexico:

  Red_Shill +31m +3 / -0
  I love mexican movies :marseyshy2:

JohnDevereaux +1h +4 / -0
I'm tired of this faggotry.

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-10-23T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is my favorite picture of them together
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am not a fan of the woman, but I love the man
COMMENTS:
Zuzie +2h +1 / -0
> I love the man
:marseykingcrown:

LazarusFrozen +1m +1 / -0
They’re so cute togethered

  LazarusFrozen +1m +2 / -0
  @carpathianflorist
  You’re so cute together
  {IMG}

    carpathianflorist +3m +1 / -0
    She is a hell of a woman

      LazarusFrozen +1m +1 / -0
      I know you don’t mean it, but I’m glad you said it

LazarusFrozen +2m +1 / -0
@carpathianflorist

  carpathianflorist +1m +1 / -0
  :#marseysquint:

    LazarusFrozen +40s +1 / -0
    :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

      carpathianflorist +5m +2 / -0
      They’re both so lovely and so perfect and so talented and so smart and so good looking and so fun and so accomplished and so healthy and so nice and so kind and so sweet and so thoughtful and so smart and so smart and so smart and so smart and so smart

        LazarusFrozen +1m +2 / -0
        :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

        LazarusFrozen +1m +2 / -0
        I agree :marseyxd:ed

LazarusFrozen +1m +1 / -0
@carpathianflorist

  carpathianflorist +1m +1 / -0
  :#marseysquint:

    LazarusFrozen +46s +1 / -0
    :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marsey

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-09-17T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Old man: "I'm a big boy, I can do whatever I want" :marseybabushka:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_77_year_old_dad_said_he_would_never_leave_me}
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm a big boy, I can do whatever I want
COMMENTS:
ABC +6m +27 / -0
> [I would be fine if he didn't tell me what he was going to do. I would be pissed if he did. It's my body, my choice. I'm not going to be your caregiver, dad. I'm not even your caregiver anymore. I'm your daughter.]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_77_year_old_dad_said_he_would_never_leave_me})
> It's my body, my choice.
:soysnooseethe:
> [My husband and I have been in a difficult situation with my father-in-law. My husband was diagnosed with cancer and has been in and out of the hospital for 6 months. My FIL is his caregiver, but he is 78 and he is exhausted and is no longer capable of being a caregiver. My FIL has been unable to get any respite care for my husband, and he has been forced to take his husband to the hospital. He has been forced to take his husband to the hospital. He has been forced to take his husband to the hospital. He has been forced to take his husband to the hospital. He has been forced to take his husband to the hospital. He has been forced to take his husband to the hospital. He has been forced to take his husband to the hospital. He has been forced to take his husband to the hospital. He has been forced to take his husband to the hospital. He has been forced to take his husband to the hospital. He has been forced to take his husband to the hospital. He has been forced to take his husband to the hospital. He has been forced to take his husband to the hospital. He has been forced to take his husband to the hospital. He has been forced to take his husband to the hospital. He has been forced to take his husband to the hospital. He has been forced to take his husband

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-08-01T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Apparently all of us on this site are in a relationship with an ex who “killed their passion” :marseycoffee:
URL: {REDDIT: r/ForeverAloneWomen most_of_you_have_this_in_common_with_me}
VOTES: +112 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
OP’s post history:
- [Most of you have this in common with me]({REDDIT: r/ForeverAloneWomen most_of_you_have_this_in_common_with_me})
- [Why are men like this]({REDDIT: r/ForeverAloneWomen why_are_men_like_this})
- [I feel like I'm being stalked]({REDDIT: r/ForeverAloneWomen i_feel_like_im_being_stalked})
- [When do you think it is okay to start dating again]({REDDIT: r/ForeverAloneWomen when_do_you_think_it_is_okay_to_start_dating})
- [I'm going to start dating again]({REDDIT: r/ForeverAloneWomen im_going_to_start_dating_again})
- [I got dumped this morning]({REDDIT: r/ForeverAloneWomen i_got_dumped_this_morning})
COMMENTS:
LazarusFrozen +29s +95 / -0
!incels !foidmoment

  LiterallyShaking +1m +71 / -0
  It's all fake and gay, isn't it?

    BigBussyHunter +15m +64 / -0
    She says that she used to be a model and that she has a "successful career" and is a doctor. But she posts on Reddit and doesn't seem to have much money.
    > I also have a lot of money from my parents, I have a private jet and a big house in LA. I've been a model for a long time, and I have a successful career as a doctor.
    :#marseysurejan:

      arsey +31m +39 / -0
      lol yeah she's def a hoe. Her ex isn't into her and she says she's a doctor so she's got a bunch of doctors in her DMs. Her ex is totally going to come back to her.

        BigB

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-10-12T00Z
HOLE: sandshit
TITLE: Israel is now using a missile to destroy a Hamas missile
URL: {TWEET: sentdefender}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +13 / -0
lol they're just shooting them out of the air like baseballs

  Cao_Cao +2m +8 / -0
  {IMG}

  LazarusFrozen +30s +7 / -0
  Yeah it’s crazy, I had no idea

  Redactor0 +56m +6 / -0
  > like baseballs
  I'd love to know if that's ever happened in a baseball game. Just some random guy shooting a ball out of the air.

    CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +32m +6 / -0
    Pretty sure that happens multiple times in every baseball game

    peepeehands +4m +5 / -0
    I don't think I've ever seen a baseball in the air for more than a second or two. Maybe once in a lifetime it takes two bounces to get to the first baseman.

      Redactor0 +1m +5 / -0
      I think I've seen a couple times where they had to get a ball out of the air before it hit the ground. But that's extremely rare. This is like 100 times more likely to happen.

        peepeehands +44s +4 / -0
        maybe there's a baseball player out there who is a world class interceptor pilot

          Redactor0 +12m +4 / -0
          There are a couple guys who can throw a ball across the field. But there's no way they can throw it back if it's already in the air.

  X +1h +4 / -0
  {IMG}
  lol

Redactor0 +53m +5 / -0
I'm guessing they're shooting down drones, not missiles. They're much easier to shoot down.

  LazarusFrozen +37s +4 / -0
  Oh yeah, I’ve been reading about that too

    Redactor0 +5m +4 / -0
    Yeah, it's

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-11-27T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid dating a guy with low test, who is 6’10” and has a gigachad jawline
URL: N/A
VOTES: +37 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
(For those who aren’t familiar, he’s a good looking guy. He’s also a typical drama user, so I think you can figure out what kind of personality he has)
I’ve dated him for 18 months. I’m a woman with a very high libido. He has a very low libido. The last time he initiated sex was 2 months ago and that was during a fight. I’ve had to beg for sex, but he never wants to fuck me. He doesn’t want to have sex with anyone. I’ve tried to get him to see a doctor, but he refuses. He doesn’t want to take any medication. He just wants to have sex, but he can’t. He’s very frustrated and I’m very frustrated. I’ve tried to get him to go to therapy, but he doesn’t want to. He’s just angry and frustrated and I’m just angry and frustrated. I’ve tried to get him to take a break from the Internet, but he doesn’t want to. He just wants to be left alone. He’s very angry and frustrated and I’m very angry and frustrated. He’s very angry and frustrated and I’m very angry and frustrated. He’s very angry and frustrated and I’m very angry and frustrated. He’s very angry and frustrated and I’m very angry and frustrated. He’s very angry and frustrated and I’m very angry and frustrated. He’s very angry and frustrated and I’m very angry and frustrated. He’s very angry and frustrated and I’m very angry and frustrated. He’s very angry and frustrated and I’m very angry and frustrated. He’s very angry and frustrated and I’m very angry and frustrated. He’s very angry and frustrated and I’m very angry and frustrated. He’s very angry and frustrated and I’m very angry and frustrated. He’s very angry and frustrated and I’m very angry and frustrated. He’s very angry and frustrated and I’m very angry and frustrated. He’s very angry and frustrated and I’m very angry and frustrated. He’s very angry and frustrated and I’m very angry and frustrated. He’s very angry and frustrated and I’m very angry and frustrated

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-08-06T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I got a job offer for a job I don’t want
URL: N/A
VOTES: +44 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m on a job hunt and just got an offer to work for a place I don’t want to work for. I like the place but I don’t like the job.
I’m trying to get a job that will let me work 3 days a week and do this as a side hustle. But I feel like I should take the offer and I’m not sure why.
I’ve been working for a company for almost 10 years and they were great to me but the company is going under. The job I was offered is a good job in the same industry and pays 100k (I was making 150k) and I’m not sure why I don’t want it.
I’m starting to feel like I’m just not cut out for a career.
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +1m +51 / -0
You’re a fucking liar, you’re getting paid 200k and you’re trying to hide that you have a good job

  LazarusFrozen +3m +27 / -0
  I’m not lying about the offer or the pay. I don’t feel like I can be honest about my current job bc I’m afraid of what my employer will do to me. I’m not going to say which industry I work in, but I can say I’m in the top 1% for pay.

    FrozenChosen +2m +24 / -0
    I don’t know what to tell you, I’m a dumbass with no idea how to navigate the world of work. I’m just really happy for you, you seem to have a good thing going on :marseyblowkiss:

      LazarusFrozen +1m +21 / -0
      Thanks babe, I think you’re amazing and I really appreciate you. I’ve known you for almost a year and I love you.

        FrozenChosen +1m +22 / -0
        I love you too!!! :marseyblowkiss:

      TheDunceonMaster +3m +16 / -0
      She's a scammer, she's a scammer, she

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AUTHOR: LazarusFrozen
DATE: 2023-11-07T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just found out I have a racist friend
URL: N/A
VOTES: +104 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a friend who used to be super progressive, and she was always cool with me bringing her to black events (like church or a drag show) to be an ally.
She’s always been a bit of a chud, though. She was one of the people who made a Facebook meme about “what do you think is going to happen” after the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict. She’s also always been very pro-Israel. She’s super friendly with a Jewish friend of mine and has a Jewish last name.
So, I was talking to her today and she was telling me about a dream she had where she was in a city and a black guy started cursing at her. She said it sounded like he was cursing at her but it was just “n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-12-16T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: what is the best subreddit for looking for foreign gfs?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +1m +6 / -0
/r/TrueOffMyChest

arsey +1h +3 / -0
r/aznidentity

  usernaw +50m +3 / -0
  /r/datingoverthirty

    arsey +1h +2 / -0
    This one is good too. I don't know why but the girls there are so much nicer than the foids on r/TrueOffMyChest.

      usernaw +5h +2 / -0
      the former is made of the dregs of society, the latter is made of the women who would be the dregs of society if they were men (which is why theyre on the sub)

        arsey +36m +1 / -0
        lol good point. I just find the women there more pleasant than the women on TrueOffMyChest.

TheHorseFromBerserk +1h +3 / -0
/r/egg_irl

  usernaw +42m +2 / -0
  this is just a red herring to get you to post bussy

    TheHorseFromBerserk +6m +2 / -0
    If it works, why not?
    :#marseyshrug:

Avalon +1h +2 / -0
/r/PlusSize.

VantablackCrack +1h +2 / -0
r/GuyCry

lfyca +5h +2 / -0
r/TrueOffMyChest

usernaw +1h +1 / -0
/r/menslib

dawgs +1h +1 / -0
# r/aznidentity
{IMG}

Htd +2h +1 / -0
r/gonewild
r/4chan
r/4chanfemboys
r/teenagers
r/teenagersfemboys
r/teenagers
r/teenagersfemboys
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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-11-02T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i'm really sad that aevann doesn't understand that i'm a man
URL: N/A
VOTES: +6 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
it's been a couple of days since i've seen aevann, and i just want to know that he's ok. i love aevann very much, and i feel like i've lost a friend. i hope he's doing well, and that he knows that i care about him.
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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2023-07-13T10Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: new fallout dev diatribe dropped
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +1h +5 / -0
I can't wait for the fallout 12: total war reboot

  Ladytroon +2h +4 / -0
  >be me, Fallout 12th edition Warlord
  >hand out DC to the most charismatic
  >melee with my horse
  >wear a Power Armor helmet
  >recruit my own raiders
  >enjoy a cold one with the boys at the Lucky 38
  >dive into the sewers to fight raiders
  >take over the Citadel
  >recruit my own Brotherhood
  >recruit my own Enclave
  >recruit my own NCR
  >recruit my own Legion
  >recruit my own Fiends
  >recruit my own Vault Dwellers
  >recruit my own Ghoulies
  >recruit my own Mole People
  >recruit my own Glowies
  >recruit my own Synths
  >recruit my own Ferals
  >recruit my own Nuka Cola
  >recruit my own Glowies
  >recruit my own Glowies
  >recruit my own Glowies
  >recruit my own Glowies

    SpookyFartMan69 +17m +3 / -0
    >>recruit my own Glowies
    >>recruit my own Glowies
    >>recruit my own Glowies
    >>recruit my own Glowies
    I wonder if they will be some kind of supersoldier faction

  ThermonuclearNecrostorm +1h +2 / -0
  Fallout: The battle of the Bunker

    SpookyFartMan69 +3m +3 / -0
    :marseyxd:
    What if it was like a gigachad game or something

      ThermonuclearNecrostorm +3m +3 / -0
      A game where you have to wage war against the other players and the only way to win

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-01-18T19Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: I have made a new Minecraft server and I am the only one on it
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseydepressed:
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +36s +10 / -0
:#marseysmug2:

  Leon_S_Kennedy +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseysad:

    johnnypoop +3m +5 / -0
    You should kick everyone on a server you don't own and have them rejoin you'll see

      Leon_S_Kennedy +2m +4 / -0
      i just want to play on my own :marseydepressed:

        johnnypoop +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseysmug2:

        whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
        play solo

          Leon_S_Kennedy +3m +3 / -0
          :#marseygiveup:

            whyareyou +16m +3 / -0
            :marseycheerup:

  whyareyou +1h +5 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

    johnnypoop +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseyembrace:

ConchShell +17m +3 / -0
Make a new server

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  or just accept it's going to be lonely but you can still make friends

    ConchShell +18m +2 / -0
    :#marseysad:

      whyareyou +3m +2 / -0
      :marseycheerup:

whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
so u wanna be friends? me

  Leon_S_Kennedy +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

    whyareyou +1m +2 / -0
    :marseyembrace:

    whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
    hey come join me on https://discord.gg/Mn4dZQe

      Leon_S_K

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2023-11-06T20Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: did you know that if you visit the zoo you can see a manatee and a panda? :marseymanatee: :marseypanda:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
#factcheck
COMMENTS: N/A

  BigBlackCockatiel +35m +3 / -0
  I did this and they attacked me :marseyitsover:
  :#marseybear: :#marseypanda: :#marseymanatee: :#marseybear: :#marseypanda: :#marseymanatee:

    BigBlackCockatiel +44s +2 / -0
    :#marseybear: :#marseypanda: :#marseymanatee:
    :#marseybear: :#marseypanda: :#marseymanatee:
    :#marseybear: :#marseypanda: :#marseymanatee:

      BigBlackCockatiel +38s +2 / -0
      :#marseybear: :#marseypanda: :#marseymanatee:
      :#marseybear: :#marseypanda: :#marseymanatee:
      :#marseybear: :#marseypanda: :#marseymanatee:

        BigBlackCockatiel +31s +2 / -0
        :#marseybear: :#marseypanda: :#marseymanatee:
        :#marseybear: :#marseypanda: :#marseymanatee:
        :#marseybear: :#marseypanda: :#marseymanatee:

          BigBlackCockatiel +23s +2 / -0
          :#marseybear: :#marseypanda: :#marseymanatee:
          :#marseybear: :#marseypanda: :#marseymanatee:
          :#marseybear: :#marseypanda: :#marseymanatee

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-01-20T13Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Bored of the Rings
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +4 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2023-05-24T07Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: :marseyshy2: I've always wanted to make a game for you guys :marseyshy2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +38 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BazballShill +13m +12 / -0
post more

  Leon_S_Kennedy +33m +10 / -0
  I'll make more when I get a chance, I'm on vacation at the moment so I have time to fuck around with the game engine but I don't really have a lot of ideas

    BazballShill +1h +7 / -0
    make it a "shoot the redditors" game with an option to choose whether to shoot them in the head or in the bussy

    BazballShill +3m +5 / -0
    how long does it take to make a game?
    I mean, a feature complete one

      Leon_S_Kennedy +1m +8 / -0
      I don't think I've ever made a complete game, I'm just messing around with the engine for fun. Making a whole game would probably take me a couple of months

        BazballShill +1m +6 / -0
        try to make a game in 7 days. you can do it

    BazballShill +1m +3 / -0
    https://rdrama.net/h/vidya/post/173032/marseyshy2-ive-always-wanted-to-make

      BazballShill +3m +3 / -0
      https://rdrama.net/h/vidya/post/173032/marseyshy2-ive-always-wanted-to-make

        BazballShill +1m +3 / -0
        https://rdrama.net/h/vidya/post/173032/marseyshy2-ive-always-wanted-to-make

          BazballShill +1m +3 / -0
          https://rdrama.net/h/vidya/post/173032/marseyshy2-ive-always-wanted-to-make

            BazballShill +1m

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-06-05T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I love this game so much
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A anybody reply yet anybody reply yet
COMMENTS:
Battleloser +4m +4 / -0
I can't wait for the sequel

  Leon_S_Kennedy +1m +3 / -0
  we're gonna get it anybody reply yet

    Battleloser +4m +3 / -0
    We will anybody reply yet

  Tachyon +3h +2 / -0
  >implying we will
  >implying there will be a sequel
  >implying there will be a second season
  >implying there will be a second episode

    Battleloser +16m +1 / -0
    :#marseycope: anybody reply yet

      Tachyon +2m +2 / -0
      You are coping because you're a retarded faggot who thinks the game will get a sequel. Hope this helps

        Battleloser +3m +1 / -0
        :#marseyseethe: :#marseycopeseethedilate: :#marseycope:

  Homoshrexual +2h +1 / -0
  :#marseysal:

    Battleloser +1m +2 / -0
    I'm not a big fan of your attitude

      Homoshrexual +1m +1 / -0
      :#marseyseethe:

        Battleloser +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseycope: :#marseyseethe: :#marseycopeseethedilate: anybody reply yet

          Homoshrexual +3m +1 / -0
          :#marseyseethe:

            Battleloser +3m +2 / -0
            :#marseyseethe: :#marseycopeseethedilate: :#marseycope:

              Homoshrexual +2m +1 / -0
              :#marseyseethe:

                Battleloser +4m +2 / -0
                :#marse

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2023-05-21T11Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: no
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Blackpokemon +4m +7 / -0
The only thing worse than a human is a foid

  WeihnachtenSalvador +4m +5 / -0
  {IMG}
  A human that doesn’t have a foid
  Trans lives matters

  Leon_S_Kennedy +3m +4 / -0
  i'm pretty sure it's the other way around

    Blackpokemon +26m +4 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

WeihnachtenSalvador +9m +4 / -0
Trans lives matters
{IMG}
{IMG}ed

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +46m +2 / -0
  This is how you get gout

    WeihnachtenSalvador +48m +3 / -0
    Is this true ?
    Trans lives matters
    {IMG}

      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +32m +2 / -0
      :#marseyagreefast:

Urboros +1h +2 / -0
This is the most based thing anyone ever said.
{IMG}ed👏

KawaiiFembee +2h +1 / -0
{GIF}eded👏ed👏

  Leon_S_Kennedy +3m +1 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:ed👏

    KawaiiFembee +3m +1 / -0
    {GIF}👏ottted👏ed👏
    :marseyagreefast:ottted👏

      Leon_S_Kennedy +2m +1 / -0
      :#marseyhesright:ottted👏

        KawaiiFembee +2m +1 / -0
        :marseyagreefast:ottted👏

          Leon_S_Kennedy +3m +1 / -0
          :#marseyhesright:ottted👏

            KawaiiFembee +1m +1 / -0
            :marseyagreefast:ottted👏

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-10-22T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FourthCowboy +28m +3 / -0
:#marseyagree:

  FourthCowboy +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseycoin:

BushWasRight +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyagree:

  BushWasRight +2m +3 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

    BushWasRight +3m +2 / -0
    :#marseycoin: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint:

      BushWasRight +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseysoypoint:
      :#marseysoypoint:
      :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoyp

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-04-17T15Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseysnappychud:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +2m +5 / -0
What a racist movie.

  Leon_S_Kennedy +1m +5 / -0
  it's not racist if it's a joke :marseyindignant:

    WootFatigue +2m +5 / -0
    No it’s not a joke. The white people were the good guys. It was an inaccurate and unfair portrayal of black people.

      G-PIG +18m +3 / -0
      {GIF}

        WootFatigue +4m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          G-PIG +3m +3 / -0
          {GIF}

      WootFatigue +1m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        G-PIG +18m +3 / -0
        {GIF}

          WootFatigue +2m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            G-PIG +2m +2 / -0
            {GIF}

              WootFatigue +48s +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                G-PIG +3m +2 / -0
                {GIF}

                  WootFatigue +1m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    G-PIG +2m +2 / -0
                    {GIF}

                      WootFatigue +38s +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        G-PIG +1m +2 / -0
                        {GIF}

                          WootFatigue +22s +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            G-PIG +1m +2 / -0
                            {GIF}

tempest +33m +4 / -0
They're so cute together :marseyembrace:

G-PIG +24m +3 / -0
{GIF}

  G-PIG +19s +2 / -0
  {GIF}

    G-PIG +54s

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-05-23T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfluffy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FourthCowboy +4m +2 / -0
He's so cute :marseyembrace:

  tempest +3h +2 / -0
  I like this marsey so much bb
  :#marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy:

    FourthCowboy +31m +2 / -0
    It's one of my favorites :marseyfluffy:

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1h +2 / -0
Cute cute :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :m

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-07-10T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: marsey with 4 arms
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} {IMG}
COMMENTS:
FourthCowboy +5m +3 / -0
Very nice, I love it :marseyclapping:eded

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +2 / -0
This is really goodedott

  Leon_S_Kennedy +1h +2 / -0
  thanks :marseyblob:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +13h +2 / -0
    I will steal it

      Leon_S_Kennedy +1h +2 / -0
      you can do whatever you want with it

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseythanks:

          Leon_S_Kennedy +1m +2 / -0
          np :marseyblob:ed

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +13h +2 / -0
    I made it :#marseysmug2:

      Leon_S_Kennedy +1h +2 / -0
      no you didn't

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
        I did :#marseyindignant:

          Leon_S_Kennedy +2m +2 / -0
          no you didn't

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
            I did :#marseyindignant:

              Leon_S_Kennedy +4m +2 / -0
              no you didn't

                DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +2 / -0
                I did :#marseyindignant:

                  Leon_S_Kennedy +2m +2 / -0
                  no you didn't

                    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
                    I did :#marseyindignant:edott

                      Leon_S_Kennedy +2m +2 / -0
                      no you didn't

                        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +2 / -0
                        I

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-02-29T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseygem: :marseygem: :marseygem:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GovernorOfNewYork +1h +2 / -0
Is this the same guy that has the awesome 4chan soyjak meme about the 3rd option to being a soyjak or a chudjak?
:#soyjak: :#chudjak: :#soyjakfat:

  Leon_S_Kennedy +10m +1 / -0
  yes

    GovernorOfNewYork +1m +1 / -0
    :#marseyxd:aa

  BushWasRight +38m +1 / -0
  :#soyjakfat:a :#marseysoypoint:aa

TheDunceonMaster +4h +2 / -0
:#marseygem: :#marseygem2: :#gem:

  Leon_S_Kennedy +11m +2 / -0
  :#marseygem: :#marseygem2: :#gem:a :#marseygem: :#marseygem2: :#gem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem2: :#gem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem2: :#gem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem2: :#gem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem2: :#gem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem2: :#gem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem2: :#gem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem2: :#gem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem2: :#gem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem2: :#gem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem2: :#gem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2023-07-06T17Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: the new avatar game looks pretty cool :marseyexcited:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Drippo +3m +13 / -0
I bought the last one because it was $5 on sale and I was in a pissy mood. I played for a couple hours and quit. The game sucks

  Leon_S_Kennedy +2m +8 / -0
  i enjoyed it but i'm still not buying this one lol

    Drippo +4m +6 / -0
    I thought it was a cool premise and it’s fun to play with friends. I just don’t think it’s worth $70

      JannieJihad +1h +4 / -0
      The game is basically just a $70 multiplayer lobby. I wouldn't even mind paying for it if it was under $30 and had a few good expansions to build off of the base game. That's what I'm waiting for before I even consider it.

  TR +50m +6 / -0
  I bought it on sale too, didn't enjoy it but it was a fun 10ish hour weekend

  BazballShill +2h +3 / -0
  it's a service game. pay for a month or two and enjoy

  Master_GODshi +1h +2 / -0
  I would buy it if I had a ps5, but the pc version has no raytracing or anything. I am not spending 70$ for a game that will look like shit on my pc

    Drippo +6m +3 / -0
    PC version is fine. It’s definitely a downgrade from the PS5 version but I think it’s still worth playing.

      Master_GODshi +2h +1 / -0
      I’ll see, I think I’ll just wait for a sale. I’m not really into mp games anyway but I’m not gonna buy it on release for 70$ just so I can play it for a month on my shitty pc. Raytracing is a must for me. That’s why I bought the ps5 in the first place, to play the last of us and horizon

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-07-20T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywould:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FormerLurKONG +3m +6 / -0
:#marseyxdoubt:
:#marseyobesescale: :#marseywouldnt:
{IMG}
:#marseyconfused2: :#marseyaware:

  Leon_S_Kennedy +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseywould:

    FormerLurKONG +2m +4 / -0
    :#marseyembrace:

whyareyou +3h +1 / -0
I would not:::!marseywouldnt::!marseywouldnt:cott:!marseywouldnt:ott:!marseywouldnt:tt:!marseywouldnt:t::!marseywouldnt::!marseywouldnt:cott:!marseywouldnt:ott:!marseywouldnt:tt:!marseywouldnt:t:ott:!marseywouldnt:tt:!marseywouldnt:t:ott:!marseywouldnt:tt:!marseywouldnt:t:ott:!marseywouldnt:tt:!marseywouldnt:t:ott:!marseywouldnt:tt:!marseywouldnt:t:ott:!marseywouldnt:tt:!marseywouldnt:t:ott:!marseywouldnt:tt:!marseywouldnt:t:ott:!marseywouldnt:tt:!marseywouldnt:t:ott:!marseywouldnt:tt:!marseywouldnt:t:ott:!marseywouldnt:tt:!marseywouldnt:t:ott:!marseywouldnt:tt:!marseywouldnt:t:ott:!marseywouldnt:tt:!marseywouldnt:t:ott:!marseywouldnt:tt:!marseywouldnt:t:ott:!marseywouldnt:tt:!m

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-05-28T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Aevann should make it so that the rDrama.net domain is not blocked by default on school wifi
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
So that kids can access it in class
COMMENTS:
BooMetropolis +3m +1 / -0
:#marseyprotestyes: and :#marseyfoidretard: should be able to use rDrama in school. :#marseyrapscallion:

  Downie +1h +2 / -0
  >He doesn't have a burner on his school account
  :marseysmug2:

    BooMetropolis +1m +1 / -0
    :#marseyprotestno:

Downie +1h +1 / -0
Aevann should make it so that the rDrama.net domain is blocked by default on school wifi

  whyareyou +7h +2 / -0
  Aevann should make it so that the rDrama.net domain is blocked by default on school wifisss

    whyareyou +1m +1 / -0
    I hate that this is a thing but I made a joke and it's not funnys

      whyareyou +10s +1 / -0
      :marseygunshotsuicide:s

        whyareyou +22s +1 / -0
        @Aevann i hate the autoreplace but it's for the best

          whyareyou +11s +1 / -0
          :marseygunshotsuicide:ss

            whyareyou +14s +1 / -0
            :marseygunshotsuicide: :marseygunshotsuicide: :marseygunshotsuicide:

              whyareyou +10s +1 / -0
              :marseygunshotsuicide: :marseygunshotsuicide: :marseygunshotsuicide:

                whyareyou +16s +1 / -0
                :marseygunshotsuicide: :marseygunshotsuicide: :marse

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-05-16T13Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: Shitty Pokemans game
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Transformers +5m +5 / -0
I’ve been playing the new Pokémon game and it’s pretty good :marseyshrug:
You can actually get a variety of moves and abilities and that was one of my biggest complaints about Pokémon games of old. I was always stuck with two moves per Pokémon and I never really got to experience the game’s move pool.
The game is a bit grindy but that’s just how a lot of JRPGs work.

  WeihnachtenSalvador +47m +4 / -0
  2 moves is what Pokémon is about
  You could have some balance if they would limit you to 2 moves for each Pokémon

    Transformers +1h +2 / -0
    But you could switch between three or four different teams so you had like 12 moves at your disposal at any given time.

      WeihnachtenSalvador +5m +2 / -0
      That’s why games in Pokémon are shit. 3 moves per Pokémon would be a lot more interesting but it’s probably too much for the Japanese mind

  Leon_S_Kennedy +3h +3 / -0
  I'm not talking about that one. I'm talking about the shitty one.

    Transformers +1m +2 / -0
    Oh okay. I’m still going to play that one because I’m a sucker for JRPGs :marseyshrug:

WeihnachtenSalvador +52m +4 / -0
{IMG}
The game is as shit as Pokémon games

  TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +2h +2 / -0
  :marseyagreesuperspeed:ss

    WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +1 / -0
    {IMG}
    This game is as shit as Pokémon gamess

  Elise_Culpepper +1h +2 / -0
  What's the game? I'll buy it if it's shit.

    WeihnachtenSalvador +12m +3 / -0
    Rpg maker game, it’s

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2023-03-22T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyloaf:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
:#marseybeanangry:

  Pog +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseybeanangrypat:

  box +1h +3 / -0
  :marseybeanangry::marseybeanangry::marseybeanangry::marseybeanangry::marseybeanangry::marseybeanangry:

  TheOverSeether +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseybeanangrylove:

retard +5m +8 / -0
I like the one where it's a bunch of cars

  free_palestine +1h +4 / -0
  which one

    retard +3m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      free_palestine +1m +4 / -0
      idk what this is

        retard +1m +4 / -0
        :marseybeanangry:

          free_palestine +23s +4 / -0
          :marseybeanangrylove:

RedFox1 +1h +5 / -0
{IMG}

ChristoffWChanderson +14m +4 / -0
Where did this come from? What is this?

  Leon_S_Kennedy +23m +4 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    ChristoffWChanderson +12m +4 / -0
    That's fucking badass :marseyvibing:

UraniumDonGER +1h +2 / -0
:marseybeanangry: :marseybeanangry: :marseybeanangry: :marseybeanangry: :marseybeanangry:
{IMG}
:marseybeanangry: :marseybeanangry: :marseybeanangry: :marseybeanangry: :marseybeanangry:
{IMG}
:marseybeanang

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-01-09T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I think the new theme is really cool
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marsey: :#marsey: :#marsey:
COMMENTS:
sandkwinn +3m +4 / -0
:#marsey:

  UraniumDonGER +29m +3 / -0
  :marsey:
  :marsey:
  :marsey:

    sandkwinn +14m +3 / -0
    :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey:

      UraniumDonGER +16m +3 / -0
      :marsey:
      :marsey:
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      :marsey:

        sandkwinn +11m +3 / -0
        :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey:

          UraniumDonGER +1m +3 / -0
          :marsey:
          :marsey:
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            sandkwinn +1m +3 / -0
            :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey: :marsey:

              UraniumDonGER +1m +3 / -0
              :marsey:
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              :marsey:
              :marsey:
              :marsey:
              :marsey:

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-04-25T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [EFFORTPOST] [BETTING INSIDE] How long until the next Donald Trump tweet? :marseytrump:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +104 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-01-08T22Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: This is my new profile theme
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +4m +3 / -0
I love this song

  Leon_S_Kennedy +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

    johnnypoop +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

      Leon_S_Kennedy +2m +2 / -0
      :#marseyagreefast: {IMG}

        johnnypoop +5m +2 / -0
        :#marseyagreesuperspeed: {IMG}

          Leon_S_Kennedy +2m +2 / -0
          :#marseyagreesuperspeed: {IMG}

            johnnypoop +2m +2 / -0
            :#marseyagreewarpspeed: {IMG}

              Leon_S_Kennedy +54s +2 / -0
              :#marseyagreewarpspeed: {IMG}

                johnnypoop +3m +2 / -0
                :#marseyagreewarpspeed: {IMG}

                  johnnypoop +12m +2 / -0
                  :#marseyagreewarpspeed: {IMG}

                    johnnypoop +1m +2 / -0
                    :#marseyagreewarpspeed: {IMG}

                      johnnypoop +2m +2 / -0
                      :#marseyagreewarpspeed: {IMG}

                        johnnypoop +41s +2 / -0
                        :#marseyagreewarpspeed: {IMG}

                          johnnypoop +1m +2 / -0
                          :#marseyagreewarpspeed: {IMG}

                            johnnypoop +1m +2 / -0
                            :#marseyagreewarpspeed: {IMG}

                            johnnypoop +2m +2 / -0
                            :#marseyagreew

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-03-24T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: new 'toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +55 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&hit&&
&&miss&&
COMMENTS:
WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +17 / -1
Is there a man in the frame ?

  Dramamine +1h +8 / -0
  No, it's just a man's arm

    WeihnachtenSalvador +4m +7 / -0
    {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

  1066_International +1h +3 / -0
  The guy on the left is a man.

    WeihnachtenSalvador +6m +4 / -0
    I don’t see him

      1066_International +14m +5 / -0
      :marseyshrug:

        WeihnachtenSalvador +3m +4 / -0
        :marseydepressed:

  BigBlackCockatiel +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseyamogus:

  BussyAtomSmasher +2h +2 / -0
  There is a hand holding the phone on the right, but no full person

Geralt_of_Uganda +13m +17 / -0
Me on the right

  BigBlackCockatiel +2h +1 / -0
  Me on the left

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +2m +14 / -0
:marseywould:

  WeihnachtenSalvador +29m +12 / -0
  I would send her a picture of a hooker

  BigBlackCockatiel +2h +2 / -0
  Me on the left

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +3m +2 / -0
    Me on the left

Dramamine +1h +13 / -0
{IMG}

  BigBlackCockatiel +56m +5 / -0
  :#marseywould:

    BussyAtomSmasher +33m +3 / -0
    U would hit it raw?

      BigBlackCockatiel

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-07-18T15Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Blankey Jet City - The Omen
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2023-06-09T17Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: I have never experienced this level of shit in my life.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +22m +4 / -0
I just realized this is a vidya game. I thought it was a documentary about a bunch of Scottish school kids who get caught up in the Highland Clearances.

  MarseylnBoots +30m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

Pog +30m +3 / -0
:marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:
This is amazing

  Leon_S_Kennedy +20m +3 / -0
  I don't get it :marseybeanquestion:

    Pog +14m +2 / -0
    :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd:
    You will never get it

    Bartendercel +4m +1 / -0
    Its a shitpost, its not a real game

      Leon_S_Kennedy +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseydepressed:

        Bartendercel +2h +1 / -0
        Its ok, we're all depressed over it :marseycheerup:

Brony +45m +3 / -0
{YOUTUBE} this, but for a different reason

  Leon_S_Kennedy +5m +2 / -0
  I liked this game but yeah the 3rd act was a bit too much

    Brony +4m +2 / -0
    My first playthrough I thought the ending was a bit of a copout but my second playthrough I enjoyed it. :marseyshrug:

      Leon_S_Kennedy +7m +2 / -0
      yeah i was kind of hoping the ending would be more action packed but the last 2 bosses were too much

    Bartendercel +1h +1 / -0
    Its a good game but dont let anyone tell you its a great game. Its a solid 8/10 but the

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-02-24T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyshy3:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
:#marseywould:

Maximus +2m +6 / -0
:#marseywould: :#pepolick:

GovernorOfNewYork +1h +4 / -0
Welp, guess I'll be a single father again :marseydepressed:

Pog +1h +4 / -0
:#marseywave2:

  Leon_S_Kennedy +53m +4 / -0
  :marseywave3:

Retard_Masturbator +2h +4 / -0
what happened to the other one? :marseyshy2:

  Leon_S_Kennedy +10m +4 / -0
  she's in my heart forever

    Retard_Masturbator +4m +4 / -0
    :marseysulk:

      Leon_S_Kennedy +5m +4 / -0
      :marseyknowthatfeelbro:

arsey +1h +3 / -0
I love this marsey!

  Leon_S_Kennedy +1m +3 / -0
  :marseywave3:

    arsey +5m +3 / -0
    :marseywave3: :marseyblush:

      Leon_S_Kennedy +2m +3 / -0
      :marseyshy3: :marseyshy4: :marseyshy: :marseyshy5: :marseyblush: :marseyshy2: :marseyflirt: :marseyshy4:

        arsey +2m +3 / -0
        :#marseyblush:

          Leon_S_Kennedy +2m +3 / -0
          :#marseyshy3: :#marseyshy5: :#marseyflirt:

            arsey +6m +3 / -0
            :#

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-05-03T14Z
HOLE: furry
TITLE: just a little twink
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -2
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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2023-05-26T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Anybody know why this happened?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +4m +10 / -0
I think the ping group was removed by the admins

  johnnypoop +1m +8 / -0
  @aevann how do I request a hole back

    BrasilIguana +11m +6 / -0
    @carpathianflorist will give it back if you ask nicely
    I did and I got it back

      johnnypoop +1m +6 / -0
      He's already given me the hole back, I'm just asking for the ping group

        BrasilIguana +2m +4 / -0
        I'm sure he can do that too

          johnnypoop +1m +3 / -0
          Yes but I want to be dramatic

    Aevann +3m +4 / -0
    u cant

      johnnypoop +1m +5 / -0
      What a gay little bot you are

  Leon_S_Kennedy +2m +4 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

    BrasilIguana +12m +4 / -0
    @carpathianflorist I'll give you a deal, I give you my hole back and you give him back his ping group
    I'll even give you the admin ping group too

      carpathianflorist +2m +4 / -0
      I would but he deleted it

        BrasilIguana +3m +4 / -0
        I'm sure he can reapply for it
        You can give it back to him

          carpathianflorist +1m +4 / -0
          It was a dead group so I just nuked it
          I’ll give it back to him if he reconstitutes it

            BrasilIguana +4m +4 / -0
            I'll do it for him if he wants

              johnnypoop +1m +3 / -0
              I'll be back in 2-3 hours.

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2023-06-24T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybooba: :marseytwerking:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A of the top 100 commenters of all time of the top 100 commenters of all time of the top 100 commenters of all time
COMMENTS: N/A of the top 100 commenters of all time tắt of the top 100 commenters of all time tắt of the top 100 commenters of all time

  Leon_S_Kennedy +14m +1 / -0
  !slots1000
  :marseycoin: of the top 100 commenters of all time :marseycoin: tắt of the top 100 commenters of all time :marseycoin: tắt of the top 100 commenters of all time :marseycoin: tắt of the top 100 commenters of all time :marseycoin: tắt of the top 100 commenters of all time :marseycoin: tắt of the top 100 commenters of all time :marseycoin: tắt of the top 100 commenters of all time :marseycoin: tắt of the top 100 commenters of all time :marseycoin: tắt of the top 100 commenters of all time :marseycoin: tắt of the top 100 commenters of all time :marseycoin: tắt of the top 100 commenters of all time :marseycoin: tắt of the top 100 commenters of all time :marseycoin: tắt of the top 100 commenters of all time :marseycoin: tắt of the top 100 commenters of all time :marseycoin: tắt of the top 100 commenters of all time :marseycoin: tắt of the top 100 commenters of all time :marseycoin: tắt of the top 100 commenters of all time :marseycoin: tắt of the top

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2023-07-20T18Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseycoomer2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +3m +4 / -0
:#marseymommymilkers:

Drippo +4m +3 / -0
:#marseyslurp:

  Maximus +2m +4 / -0
  :marseycumplosion:

ManBearFridge +1h +3 / -0
I don't get iticels

  UraniumDonGER +18h +2 / -0
  > 4.1K Coins
  > 1720 Posts
  > 200 Comments
  He's a top 50% user by all metrics. Now that's a grindmaxxing user

    ManBearFridge +1h +1 / -0
    Damn, I am a bottom 50% user by all metrics.

      UraniumDonGER +18m +2 / -0
      > 17.4K Coins
      > 3.9K Posts
      > 1.1K Comments
      :marseydisagree:icel

        ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
        I'm just not very good at this :marseyitsover:

          UraniumDonGER +1m +2 / -0
          :@manbearfridgepat:icel
          You're doing great :marseywholesome:

            ManBearFridge +3m +2 / -0
            :#marseythanks:icel

  Leon_S_Kennedy +18h +2 / -0
  I'm a certified autist

    ManBearFridge +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseyxdoubt:icelicel

      Leon_S_Kennedy +4h +1 / -0
      :#marseyraging:

        ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseycheerup: @Leon_S_Kennedy

          Leon_S_Kennedy +3m +1 / -

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-05-15T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfrozenchosen2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +47 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Chapose +1h +11 / -0
I think hes just a pedo

  DickButtKiss +3h +2 / -0
  No he's just a dirty old man that likes to fuck. He's done some fucked up shit but he isn't a pedo

    Chapose +1h +2 / -0
    > No he's just a dirty old man that likes to fuck
    Aka pedo

      DickButtKiss +2h +2 / -0
      All pedos are dirty old men but not all dirty old men are pedos

        Chapose +2m +2 / -0
        :marseycope:

          DickButtKiss +2m +1 / -0
          :#marseycope:

            Chapose +2m +1 / -0
            :#marseycope:

    TrappyIsBae +2h +1 / -0
    There's no such thing as not a pedo, only pedos and the people they victimize.

      DickButtKiss +1h +1 / -0
      You know that's not true. Some people don't do anything bad to children. But even if you do, it doesn't make you a pedo. It's the most meaningless insult ever

        TrappyIsBae +1h +2 / -0
        > But even if you do, it doesn't make you a pedo.
        :#marseyxdoubt:
        > It's the most meaningless insult ever
        :marseyconfused: it's literally the worst insult ever

          DickButtKiss +28m +1 / -0
          > it's literally the worst insult ever
          I never said that

  BussyAtomSmasher +1h +2 / -0
  U right bb

FormerLurKONG +6m +6 / -0
:#marseyeyeroll2:

  DestoryerCarbine +1m +5 / -0
  It's the whole point

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-11-14T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a new Reddit account
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
/u/Altruistic-Painter200
COMMENTS:
holden_commodore +2m +4 / -0
:#marseywave2:

GooooooldMember +1h +3 / -0
Post it

  Leon_S_Kennedy +2h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    GooooooldMember +15m +2 / -0
    lol

GooooooldMember +1h +3 / -0
post it

  Leon_S_Kennedy +2h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    GooooooldMember +16m +3 / -0
    lol

    GooooooldMember +20m +2 / -0
    Why did you choose to do that

      Leon_S_Kennedy +22m +2 / -0
      It's funny

        GooooooldMember +1m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          Leon_S_Kennedy +32m +1 / -0
          {IMG}

            GooooooldMember +31m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              Leon_S_Kennedy +2h +1 / -0
              {IMG}k

                GooooooldMember +2h +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Leon_S_Kennedy +1m +1 / -0
                  {IMG}k

                    GooooooldMember +1m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Leon_S_Kennedy +3m +1 / -0
                      {IMG}k

                        GooooooldMember +1m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Leon_S_Kennedy +1m +1 / -0
                          {IMG}k

                            GooooooldMember +1m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

    GooooooldMember +22m +2 / -0
    Why did you choose to do that

      Leon_S_Kennedy +22m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-03-24T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyreading:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +37 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lv999_Slime_God +1h +2 / -0
I don't understand this one

  whyareyou +4h +1 / -0
  because it's not a joke

OuchieMyBwussy +1h +1 / -0
:#marseyxd::!marseyxd::!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:outrage:!marseyxd:

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-03-22T15Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: Skibidi Toilet Song
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A, בטעות! :marseyblush:, בטעות! :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marsey

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-02-04T03Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseyvampirelove:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +4m +5 / -0
:#marseycheerup:
But no

  johnnypoop +6s +4 / -0
  :#marseycheerup: c

    johnnypoop +3s +4 / -0
    :#marseycheerup: c

      johnnypoop +10s +4 / -0
      :#marseycheerup: ci

        johnnypoop +3s +4 / -0
        :#marseycheerup: c

          johnnypoop +3s +4 / -0
          :#marseycheerup: c

            johnnypoop +3s +4 / -0
            :#marseycheerup: c

              johnnypoop +3s +4 / -0
              :#marseycheerup: c

                johnnypoop +3s +4 / -0
                :#marseycheerup: c

                  johnnypoop +12s +3 / -0
                  :#marseycheerup: c

                    johnnypoop +1m +2 / -0
                    :#marseycheerup: c

                      johnnypoop +2m +2 / -0
                      :#marseycheerup: c

                        johnnypoop +1m +2 / -0
                        :#marseycheerup: c

                          johnnypoop +1m +2 / -0
                          :#marseycheerup: c

                            johnnypoop +2m +2 / -0
                            :#marseycheerup: c

gigakitty +1h +4 / -0
:#marseyembrace:

  gigakitty +31s +3 / -0
  :#marseyembrace: c

    gigakitty +31s +3

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-02-09T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a dream...
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +1h +2 / -0
I have a dream that one day I will not be poor :marseybeggar:

  TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +1m +2 / -0
  I have a dream that one day I will be a millionaire :marseycapitalistmanlet:

  TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +3m +2 / -0
  I have a dream that one day I will be a billionaire :marseydragon:

    TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +38s +2 / -0
    I have a dream that one day I will be a trillionaire :marseytrump:

      TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +24s +2 / -0
      I have a dream that one day I will be a quadrillionaire :marseyjewoftheorient:

        TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +29s +2 / -0
        I have a dream that one day I will be a quintillionaire :marseyjewoftheorient:

          TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +26s +2 / -0
          I have a dream that one day I will be a sextillionaire :marseyjewoftheorient:

            TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +28s +2 / -0
            I have a dream that one day I will be a septillionaire :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient:

              TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +16s +2 / -0
              I have a dream that one day I will be an octillionaire :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient:

                TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +33s +2 / -0
                I have a dream that one day I will be a nonillionaire :m

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-03-20T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +13m +2 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}

  Linux +1h +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE} do it

    Cao_Cao +5m +1 / -0
    Fuck you, I hate this song. {YOUTUBE} do it

      Linux +2m +1 / -0
      :#marseyjamming:
      I love it

Linux +1h +1 / -0
:#marseytunaktunak: do it do it

  Linux +15s +1 / -0
  :#marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseyt

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2023-09-11T09Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: 100 Gecs - I'm a Firefighter
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A...
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +2h +2 / -0
I love 100gecs so much it's unreal

  Leon_S_Kennedy +1h +2 / -0
  I'm a firefighter :marseyblush:...

    SpookyFartMan69 +1h +1 / -0
    :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:... :marseylove:

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-01-01T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom has been released
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: NintendoAmerica}
COMMENTS:
X +33s +10 / -0
i thought it was a chick's name

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
  It is

  BWC +58m +1 / -0
  #factcheck

ponyblaze +2m +8 / -0
nintendrones in shambles

  BrasilIguana +19m +5 / -0
  >nintendrones
  >in shambles
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

  JohnDevereaux +2h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

BimothyX2 +2m +8 / -0
i have no idea what this is and it's probably a good thing

  J +1h +2 / -0
  It's a switch game

  BWC +58m +1 / -0
  #factcheck

antiracist_tulpa +12m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  BWC +48m +4 / -0
  >Marsey

    antiracist_tulpa +4m +3 / -0
    :#marseyautismcap:

      BWC +2m +2 / -0
      :#marseyautismcap:

Patsy +21m +4 / -0
i thought it came out months ago

  BWC +39m +2 / -0
  #factcheck

  BWC +40m +1 / -0
  #factcheck

GubeRubenstein +12m +2 / -0
I have no idea what this is but I know it's good so I will buy it.

  BWC +48m +1 / -0
  #factcheck

  BWC +48m +1 / -0
  #factcheck

antiracist_tulpa +11m +2 / -0
:marseysoypoint:
{

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-05-15T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: When will you be posting the results of the RDRAMA.NET / h/anime poll?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Count_Sprpr +44m +3 / -0
When the poll is over.
:#marseyindignant:

  Leon_S_Kennedy +4m +1 / -0
  :marseywait:

  Leon_S_Kennedy +1d +1 / -0
  :marseywait:

    Count_Sprpr +3h +1 / -0
    I am sorry, I was busy
    :#marseysad:

      Leon_S_Kennedy +2h +2 / -0
      :marseywait: :marseywait: :marseywait: :marseywait:

        Count_Sprpr +1h +2 / -0
        {IMG}
        :#marseyquestion:

          Leon_S_Kennedy +2m +2 / -0
          :marseywait: :marseywait: :marseywait: :marseywait: :marseywait:

          Leon_S_Kennedy +13h +2 / -0
          :marseywait: :marseywait: :marseywait: :marseywait: :marseywait: :marseywait: :marseywait: :marseywait:

            Count_Sprpr +1h +1 / -0
            {IMG}
            :#marseyquestion:

              Leon_S_Kennedy +1h +1 / -0
              :marseywait: :marseywait: :marseywait: :marseywait: :marseywait: :marseywait: :marseywait: :marseywait: :marseywait: :marseywait:

                Count_Sprpr +23m +1 / -0
                {IMG}
                :#marseyquestion:

                  Leon_S_Kennedy +1h +1 / -0
                  :marseywait: :marsey

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-11-06T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrump: :marseydarktrump: :marseydarktrump: :marseydarktrump: :marseydarktrump: :marseydarktrump:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +1m +4 / -0
{IMG}.

TheProphet +17m +2 / -0
:#marseytrumpitsover: it's over. :marseytrumpitsover: it's over. :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseytrumpitso

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-05-18T19Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseyschizotwitch:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JoyceCarolOates +1h +3 / -0
:#marseyxd:

  martsy +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

dawgs +1h +2 / -0
{GIF}

bupkiss +2h +2 / -0
{GIF} :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizotwitch: :m

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-05-06T11Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseytrans:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Count_Sprpr +3m +6 / -0
!furries
:#marseytrans:

  KangThaConqueror +3m +3 / -0
  :#marseyfurry2:

    Count_Sprpr +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyfurry:
    :#marseyfurry3:

      KangThaConqueror +3m +2 / -0
      :#marseyfurry:
      :#marseyfurry3:

        Count_Sprpr +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseyfurry2:

          KangThaConqueror +1m +2 / -0
          :#marseyfurry2:

            Count_Sprpr +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseyfurrypat:

              KangThaConqueror +1m +2 / -0
              :#marseyfurry3pat:

                Count_Sprpr +2m +2 / -0
                :#marseyfurrypat:
                :#marseyfurry2pat:
                :#marseyfurry3pat:

                  KangThaConqueror +3m +2 / -0
                  :#marseyfurrypat:
                  :#marseyfurry2pat:
                  :#marseyfurry3pat:

                    Count_Sprpr +1m +2 / -0
                    :#marseyfurry2pat:
                    :#marseyfurrypat:
                    :#marseyfurry3pat:

                      KangThaConqueror +1m +2 / -0
                      :#marseyfurry2pat:
                      :#marseyfurrypat:
                      :#marseyfurry3pat:

                        Count_Sprpr +2m +2 / -0
                        :#marseyfurrypat:
                        :#marseyfurry2pat:
                        :#marseyfurry3pat:

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-01-10T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: GUILTY GEAR Strive - I'M A SLUT
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +4 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A להגיב! הוסיפו את העריכה!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוגן!לא הוג

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-03-14T12Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseyxd:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +7m +2 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}y
{IMG}y
{IMG}y

  s_a_n_t_b +1h +2 / -0
  2013 is 11 years ago, that's a lot of time for the 12 year old to get over it

    ABC +6m +2 / -0
    I know, I was just bored and decided to browse through some old posts and found this gem. :marseygem:

      s_a_n_t_b +2m +2 / -0
      I think I found one of your old posts with a comment that is a reference to the "I" from the "r" in rdrama
      {REDDIT: r/Ohio the_r_in_rdrama_stands_for_redditor}

        ABC +4m +2 / -0
        {IMG}
        :marseyxd:

        ABC +1m +2 / -0
        {IMG}e
        :marseyxd:ock

        ABC +2m +2 / -0
        {IMG}ock
        :marseyxd:ock

        ABC +4m +2 / -0
        {IMG}ock
        :marseyxd:ock

        ABC +2m +2 / -0
        {IMG}ock
        :marseyxd:ock

        ABC +2m +2 / -0
        {IMG}ock
        :marseyxd:ock

        ABC +2m +2 / -0
        {IMG}ock
        :marseyxd:ock

        ABC +2m +2 / -0
        {IMG}ock
        :marseyxd:ock

        ABC +2m +2 / -0
        {IMG}ock
        :marseyxd:ock

        ABC +2m +2 / -0
        {IMG}ock
        :marseyxd:ock

        ABC +2

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-08-15T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I hate women so much it's unreal" - the virgin
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +39 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SelectableNuts +1m +17 / -0
I hate women so much it's unreal
I hate women so much it's unreal
I hate women so much it's unreal
I hate women so much it's unreal

  peepeehands +2m +13 / -0
  {IMG}

    SelectableNuts +1m +7 / -0
    I was gonna put in the song title but I figured it was obvious

  911roofer +2m +4 / -0 [C]
  The palestinian lives matter curse has made me forget how to say “i hate women so much it’s unreal”.

  TheDunceonMaster +21m +3 / -0 [Q]
  I hate women so much it's unreal
  I hate women so much it's unreal
  I hate women so much it's unreal
  I hate women so much it's unreal

    SelectableNuts +4m +3 / -0
    :marseysoypoint: GOLDEN GUY!

      TheDunceonMaster +1h +3 / -0 [Q]
      You can't see the "I hate women so much it's unreal" part of the comment?

        SelectableNuts +1m +3 / -0
        :marseyxd: i can see it

  Leon_S_Kennedy +20m +2 / -0
  I hate women so much it's unreal
  I hate women so much it's unreal
  I hate women so much it's unreal
  I hate women so much it's unreal

  asshole +16m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    SelectableNuts +12m +3 / -0
    I hate women so much it's unreal

peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
> I hate women so much it's unreal
:#marseyagreefast:

  911roofer +3m +8 / -0 [C]
  The palestinian lives matter

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2024-04-02T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybruh2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheDunceonMaster +5m +7 / -0
I'm sorry for you having to live in the cringe reality that is being a human.

  Goomble +2h +3 / -0
  I wish I was an animal :marseygiveup:

ManBearFridge +3m +5 / -0
:marseybeanquestion:

Haberdasher +3h +1 / -0
Are they giving away the non-funko ones for free?

  Leon_S_Kennedy +1h +1 / -0
  Yeah, they're called funko pops

    Haberdasher +1h +1 / -0
    That's not true.

      Leon_S_Kennedy +3m +1 / -0
      Yes it is

        Haberdasher +1m +1 / -0
        It's not. It's just that most of the funko pops are the non-fun ones. :marseyshrug:

          Leon_S_Kennedy +1m +1 / -0
          no

            Haberdasher +1h +1 / -0
            It's just true. :marseyshrug:

              Leon_S_Kennedy +3m +1 / -0
              Wrong

                Haberdasher +1m +1 / -0
                Yes, I know you are. It's not funko. :marseyshrug:

                  Leon_S_Kennedy +1m +1 / -0
                  Yes it is

                    Haberdasher +3m +1 / -0
                    No, it isn't. :marseyshrug:

                      Leon_S_Kennedy +5m +1 / -0
                      Yes it is. You are wrong.

                        Haberdasher +11m +1 / -0
                        No, I'm not. :marseyshrug:

                          Leon_S_Kennedy +4m +1 / -0
                          You are.

                            Haberdasher +1m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2023-06-21T12Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: This is my favorite level in Hollow Knight. What is your favorite level?
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +13 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ThermonuclearNecrostorm +4m +6 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  Leon_S_Kennedy +1m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  ChristoffWChanderson +2h +4 / -0
  >when you have no money for the :marseytrain: to the Fossil Fields
  >when you don't have the Darkbolt to get into the cave
  >when you're not strong enough to beat the boss
  :#marseyitsover:

    ThermonuclearNecrostorm +5m +3 / -0
    This is the perfect place for the final showdown between you and the absolute king of the Hollow Knight

      ChristoffWChanderson +2m +3 / -0
      >when you don't have the Darkbolt to get into the cave
      :#marseyitsover:

        ThermonuclearNecrostorm +3m +3 / -0
        It's not that deep anyway

          ChristoffWChanderson +1m +3 / -0
          :#marseyitsover:

            ThermonuclearNecrostorm +45s +3 / -0
            I'll give you a hint, it's very close to the entrance

              ChristoffWChanderson +2m +3 / -0
              :#marseyitsover:

                ThermonuclearNecrostorm +3m +3 / -0
                Go back to the entrance, you'll find the entrance to the room on the right

                  ChristoffWChanderson +4m +3 / -0
                  :#marseyitsover:

                    ThermonuclearNecrostorm +1m +3 / -0
                    You're a few steps away from the exit, you can't miss it

                      ChristoffWChanderson +1m +3 / -0
                      :#marseyitsover:

                        ThermonuclearNecrostorm +4m +

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2023-10-22T14Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: Dying Light 2
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +4m +6 / -0
It's unironically the best zombie game since dawn of the dead

  C333 +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  AutisticOnTheStreets +51m +4 / -0
  The only zombie game I played was the first one but it was pretty good

  lalilulelo +58m +3 / -0
  It's not even close, it's like the first 20% of the game is a solid 5/10, and the rest is absolute dog shit. There are like 5 other games that are better than the first 20%

  Wegkerflurgler +1h +3 / -0
  I played it, it was okay. 6/10

  Dick_Dastardly +1h +2 / -0
  Counterpoint: Resident Evil 4

    johnnypoop +34s +1 / -0
    RE4 is more of a horror game imo

      Dick_Dastardly +2m +3 / -0
      Nah that game was fun as fuck
      {IMG}

        johnnypoop +52s +1 / -0
        I agree it was fun but it wasn't a zombie game

          Dick_Dastardly +1m +1 / -0
          :#marseyindignant:

Dlanor +2h +2 / -0
I'm playing through it now. I'm liking it so far.

  johnnypoop +1m +2 / -0
  I bought it for like 10 bucks and I've never felt better for my money

  Leon_S_Kennedy +3m +2 / -0
  I've been playing it for 2 days straight now, it's a good game

    Dlanor +3m +2 / -0
    It's really got a lot of depth to it. It's a shame they didn't make more games in the setting. The game

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AUTHOR: Leon_S_Kennedy
DATE: 2023-10-16T16Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: What kind of a name is "Madeline"?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyconfused2:
COMMENTS:
BimothyX2 +1m +7 / -0
:#marseywave2:

  DestoryerCarbine +1m +5 / -0
  :marseywave3:

    BimothyX2 +1m +5 / -0
    :marseywave3:

      DestoryerCarbine +1m +4 / -0
      :marseywave2:

        BimothyX2 +50s +4 / -0
        :marseywave2:

  Leon_S_Kennedy +1m +5 / -0
  :marseywave3:

    BimothyX2 +42s +3 / -0
    :marseywave2:

      Leon_S_Kennedy +1m +3 / -0
      :marseywave3:

        BimothyX2 +59s +3 / -0
        :marseywave3:

          Sphereserf3232 +1h +1 / -0
          :marseywave2:

Maximus +2m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  Sphereserf3232 +1h +2 / -0
  Who’s that? :marseyshook:

    Maximus +55s +2 / -0
    :marseyeggless:

      Sphereserf3232 +48s +2 / -0
      What’s that? :marseygasp:

        Maximus +1m +2 / -0
        :marseyeggless:

          Sphereserf3232 +1m +2 / -0
          I don’t get it :marseysad:

            Maximus +37s +2 / -0
            :marseyeggless:

              Sphereserf3232 +1m +2 / -0
              Why are you doing that? :marseysad:

                Maximus +1m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-07-18T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Aella, the whore with the math degree, is now a full blown libertarian
URL: {TWEET: aella_girl}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Some background on the subject:
https://rdrama.net/post/87735/aella-the-ethot-with-the
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +11m +20 / -0
:marseydisagree:
I don't think you can get more pathetic than a whore who is a libertarian. That's like a whole new level of shit.

  whyareyou +2h +2 / -0
  no, you're thinking of people who have sex with animals

    BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
    :marseydisagree:
    You don't know about [this creature]({IMG})

      whyareyou +21m +2 / -0
      I mean, if I had to choose between them, I think I would choose the people.

        BigBussyHunter +2m +2 / -0
        :marseyagreefast:

SupremeShitposter +1h +11 / -0
Who is still simping for this whore?

  whyareyou +52m +2 / -0
  I still enjoy seeing people dunk on her but yeah

Mello_luvr +1h +6 / -0
The "fuck as much as you want" bit is a pretty good idea if you aren't a libertarian, and don't think that the foid will be able to make a "fuck as much as you want" deal and then leave to fuck all over town. Of course that's not the case for most people, but I think that's the only real downside to that arrangement.

  whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
  > not a libertarian
  :marseydisagree:

    Mello_luvr +1h +1 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

  Cum_Death +2h +3 / -0
  "fuck as much as you want" is retarded and anyone who thinks otherwise is a retard. The only deal that is worth having is one that is easily reversible, and "fuck as much

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-06-10T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/neoliberal debates the recent "I'm going to kill myself if I can't vote" campaign
URL: {REDDIT: r/neoliberal im_going_to_kill_myself_if_i_cant_vote}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +17m +2 / -0
{GIF}
{GIF}
{GIF}
{GIF}

JimJones +2h +2 / -0
> I think it's very important that people know how important their vote is. There are many people who don't really understand that a vote is a vote and that their vote can matter.
:soyjakhipster:
> Yeah, I'm worried that people won't understand the importance of their vote and just stay home.
:soyjakanimeglasses:
> I think this is a good way to get people to the polls.
:soyquack:

Tevs +10h +1 / -0
so this is the new "stop the steal"

  libelecsBlackWolf +1h +1 / -0
  "I'm going to kill myself if I can't vote" is a 2024 campaign.....οτοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοο

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-05-20T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywitch2:
URL: {TWEET: xxxtentacion}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
iowa_hawkeye +5m +4 / -0
I really don't understand the appeal of this chick.

  libelecsBlackWolf +1m +4 / -0
  He's a dramatard. He's looking for drama.
  https://www.dailydot.com/irl/xxxtentacion-satan-worship/
  >The rapper shared a disturbing video on Instagram of him wearing a pentagram necklace while holding a scented candle and a bible.

    iowa_hawkeye +1m +4 / -0
    I'm not into that.

    TR +31m +3 / -0
    He looks like he could beat up a nigger and is probably a based christian

Avalon +11m +3 / -0
He's 100% gonna get killed by some wannabe gangster.

  Avalon +2m +4 / -0
  >150 comments
  >3 likes
  :#marseyxd:

  Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
  He's already dead. RIP

ACA +13m +2 / -0
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  ACA +1m +2 / -0
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    ACA +3m +2 / -0
    {IMG}ott

      ACA +1m +2 / -0
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        ACA +1m +2 / -0
        {IMG}ott

          ACA +1m +2 / -0
          {IMG}ott

            ACA +37s +2 / -0
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              ACA +21s +2 / -0
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                ACA +1m +2 / -0
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                  ACA +1m +2 / -0
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                    ACA +2m +2 / -0
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                      ACA +38s +2 / -0
                      {IMG}ott

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-06-09T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Pizzashill is a bad father who neglects his children
URL: {REDDIT: r/childfree parents_are_so_selfish}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I have a 13 year old daughter and I can’t stand her. She’s always on her phone, she’s a pick me, and she’s always bitching. She’s always saying she doesn’t like her life or her parents, that she wishes she was someone else or that she’s not her parents kid. I’m so tired of her bullshit. I can’t wait to be free of her when she leaves the house. I have nothing left for her. I’m so sick of her and I hate her so much. I wish she would just leave already.
COMMENTS:
pizzashill +1h +4 / -0
Dumb bitch is gonna be a tard.

  libelecsBlackWolf +2m +3 / -0
  > Dumb bitch is gonna be a tard.
  This is why I want to be free of her when she leaves the house.

    pizzashill +4m +4 / -0
    Yes, you can be free of her when she's dead.

      libelecsBlackWolf +2m +2 / -0
      Please, have some empathy. My poor daughter is just a victim of the patriarchy and white supremacy, and she can't help but be a retarded and narcissistic bitch.

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1h +2 / -0
  Yes, you're a bad father who neglects your children, you are going to be a tard.

    pizzashill +3m +3 / -0
    I don't have children, retard.

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +1 / -0
      Yes, you are a bad father who neglects your children, you are going to be a tard.

        pizzashill +49s +3 / -0
        Not wrong.

          Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +1 / -0
          Your children are going to be tards.

            pizzashill +4m +3 / -0
            I don't have children, retard.

              Klenn_and

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-04-03T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is this the worst thing you've ever seen on the internet?
URL: {TWEET: nypost}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheThing +1h +1 / -0
The worst thing I've seen is my own reflection, and that's not even close to the worst thing I've seen on the internet

  Tack +1h +1 / -0
  Post a pic of your own reflection

TariqNasheed +24m +1 / -0
No.’s post is way worse.

  libelecsBlackWolf +11m +2 / -0
  Not according to the linked article.’s post is the link, not the title.’s post is the link, not the title. Not according to the linked article.

    TariqNasheed +3m +2 / -0
    Did you click on the link? It’s a video of an old white man fucking a 16 year old black girl.

      libelecsBlackWolf +1m +1 / -0
      Yes, I did. And I would argue it's not even that bad. It's certainly not the worst thing I've seen on the internet.

        TariqNasheed +1m +1 / -0
        Fair, but I’ve seen way worse. But then again, I’m also a degenerate.

          libelecsBlackWolf +5m +1 / -0
          Yeah, that's fair. I've seen way worse, too.

        Tack +2h +1 / -0
        You're a sick fuck

          libelecsBlackWolf +3h +1 / -0
          You're a sick fuck

            Tack +3h +1 / -0
            You're a sick fuck

              libelecsBlackWolf +12m +1 / -0
              :marseycheeky:’s post is the link, not the title. Not according to the linked article.’s post is way worse. Not according to the linked article. Not according to the linked article. Not according to the linked article. Not according to the linked article. Not according to the linked

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-02-15T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over for dogcels. My pibble just ate my wife's pibble.
URL: {REDDIT: r/pitbulls its_over_for_dogcels_my_pibble_just_ate_my_wifes}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +3m +7 / -0
>Now, I know what you are thinking. “Why didn’t you get it to a vet” and the answer is simple. They are too far away and I’m not sure if we would even get there in time.
He's going to jail for not calling the cops, let alone the vet. But I guess he's hoping the other dog died on the way there.

  Awoo +2h +3 / -0
  I'd be more concerned with the owner of the other dog. He's not gonna be happy that his dog got eaten. Trans lives matter.

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +3 / -0
    He's going to jail. For murder.

      Awoo +5m +2 / -0
      I'm more concerned with the dude whose dog got eaten. Trans lives matter.

        Nixoncrats_for_trump +3m +2 / -0
        He's going to jail too, but for murder.

          Awoo +2m +2 / -0
          :marseyhmm:
          Trans lives matter.

            Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +2 / -0
            Pibble owners are like pitbulls. They're more dangerous to others than they are to themselves.

100percentdegenerate +10m +6 / -0
>he can't be put down because of the microchip
:#marseythinkorino:

  CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +2h +2 / -0
  Pitbulls are a protected species, how dare you

Awoo +2h +3 / -0
> I’m not sure if we would even get there in time.
Lmao. I know this is fiction, but the fuck? Why didn't you call the cops or the vet? Trans lives matter.

  CheedsChe

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2021-10-11T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: When the bussy is too juicy, the bussy has to be done. :marseytwerking:
URL: {TWEET: MrAndyNgo}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Urboros +1h +1 / -0
I don't know if I can fully trust the "not the real Andy Ngo" stuff, it's not like the Chinese government would give a shit..
I did find this tweet from the real Andy Ngo that was kind of fun.
{TWEET: MrAndyNgo}........otte.

  libelecsBlackWolf +10m +2 / -0
  You know how I know it's not the real Andy Ngo? His tweets are too well written and coherent..otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-02-05T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybaited: :marseysnoo: :marseysmoothbrain:
URL: {REDDIT: r/teenagers im_going_to_move_to_a_country_where_they_dont}
VOTES: +36 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +5m +23 / -0
>Or just try not to be a bitch?
:#chadyes:

  Flibbertigibbet +59m +13 / -0
  >Or just try not to be a bitch?
  :#chadno:

arsey +18m +16 / -0
lmao the comments are great. "How does this affect you personally? What have you done to solve the problem? Have you tried not being a bitch?"

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +10 / -0
  >Have you tried not being a bitch?
  :#chadyescapy:

  Flibbertigibbet +47m +7 / -0
  >Have you tried not being a bitch?
  {IMG}

    arsey +18m +5 / -0
    lmao this made me lol. The comments are great.

    SaveUsUncleTed +1h +4 / -0
    :marseylaugh:

Buck +13m +9 / -0
It's bait. Or he's 13.

  libelecsBlackWolf +32s +10 / -0
  I'm not gonna do the work, go figure it out yourself.

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +5m +6 / -0
  Oh no, not the kids

  Flibbertigibbet +57m +3 / -0
  It's bait. Or he's 13.
  {IMG}

    SaveUsUncleTed +1h +2 / -0
    :marseyohno: :marseygroomer2:

Glocktavious +1h +6 / -0
> [I'm gonna be honest, if you're a trans woman then I would definitely consider it. People treat me way better and I'm not

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-01-08T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foids seethe at the sight of a normal person
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_am_so_tired_of_straight_men}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I love women, but I've noticed that lately, when I'm on a date with a woman, I'll say something to her and she'll say that I don't see her as a person, just as a sex object. I can't help but wonder what she sees in me. I'm not a perfect guy, but I'm not a bad guy either. I'm just a guy who loves women and wants to be with them. I don't see them as sex objects, I see them as people. I don't know what to do. I just want to be with a woman who sees me as a person, not just a sex object. But it's like, I can't even get a date with a woman who sees me as a person. It's like, all I can get is women who see me as a sex object. I don't know what to do. I just want to be with a woman who sees me as a person, not just a sex object. I'm so tired of this.
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +24 / -0
> I love women, but I've noticed that lately, when I'm on a date with a woman, I'll say something to her and she'll say that I don't see her as a person, just as a sex object.
This is just the first sentence and it’s so fucking long and boring :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep:

  BigBussyHunter +1h +8 / -0
  He is a man. You would not understand.

    ironicshitposter +51m +3 / -0
    I understand them too well

  OLDMAN +1h +2 / -0
  He could have typed it in a tweet, wtf

pobrecito +26m +15 / -0
> I'm just a guy who loves women and wants to be with them.
I'm sure that's what it says in his Tinder bio.

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-01-20T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Would you rather get raped by a gorilla or a bear?
URL: https://www.quora.com/Would-you-rather-get-raped-by-a-gorilla-or-a-bear
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +1m +9 / -0
I’d rather get raped by a bear because bears are like 1000 times stronger and I would die in a minute. Gorillas would rip me apart slowly.

  libelecsBlackWolf +3m +9 / -0
  > Gorillas would rip me apart slowly.
  :#marseybiting:

  Wuzizname +46m +7 / -0
  You’d probably get raped by a bear in the ass too.
  :marseybear:

    BrokeBackBuck +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseysniff:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +3 / -0
  You'd probably get raped by a bear in the ass too.

GovernorOfNewYork +28m +4 / -0
I'd much rather get the gorilla for the same reason you'd rather get the bear: They'd kill me in seconds.
:#marseybear: :#!marseydead:

  Wuzizname +22m +3 / -0
  The bear would definitely get you in the ass.

Wuzizname +47m +3 / -0
A bear is definitely going to fuck you in the ass whereas a gorilla will fuck you in the ass but then tear you apart slowly and painfully. I’m going with the bear.
:marseybear:

  BrokeBackBuck +2m +3 / -0
  Bears are fucking scary and I don't know how people can be so cavalier about it. I'd be worried about dying in the first place, rape is secondary

    Wuzizname +1m +3 / -0
    :marseyagree:
    I don’t even want to think about dying in front of a bear. I’d be so traumatized.

      BrokeBackBuck +3m +2 / -0
      You probably have to be dead

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2021-10-18T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Developing drama] The Daily Beast is getting roasted on Twitter for posting the truth about r*ghtoid persecution of journos
URL: {TWEET: dailybeast}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +2m +16 / -0
> Daily Beast
:marseyeyeroll:

  GooooooldMember +12m +5 / -0
  I thought that was a parody site

    drumpf +1m +10 / -0
    It's a parody of a real website. :marseyderp:

      GooooooldMember +2m +3 / -0
      https://www.dailybeast.com/2021/10/17/100-gop-lawmakers-want-journalists-charged-with-treason.html

        drumpf +1m +8 / -0
        \> I thought that was a parody site
        :marseydisagree:

          GooooooldMember +1m +4 / -0
          What do you mean? I thought daily beast was a parody of the daily mail

            drumpf +1m +5 / -0
            No, it's a parody of the Daily KOS.

              GooooooldMember +5m +2 / -0
              I have no idea what that is. Is that an r/politics clone?

                drumpf +2m +5 / -0
                It's a sub for r/politics that has an equally smug attitude, but also has a lot of sneed about people who don't agree with them. They're the same people who would call you a Nazi for disagreeing with them. :marseysnoo: :marseysoypoint:

                  GooooooldMember +2m +2 / -0
                  I guess im out of the loop. Is this like something that happened in the 90s or is it still active?

                    drumpf +1m +2 / -0
                    It's still active. It's a bit of a dying breed though.

                      GooooooldMember +1m +2 / -0
                      Im glad

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-01-10T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Check out this new breed of gigajannied sub: r/youareafaggot
URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/youareafaggot
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +6m +14 / -0
:#marseysus:

  mellokind +28m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    Wuzizname +36m +5 / -0
    I wonder what the 🚂s would do if they were ever able to get their hands on a /r/goonette thread.

      mellokind +5m +7 / -0
      I wish I could find it, but I've seen it before.
      I'm not really sure how to explain it.
      The content of the thread was a bunch of pictures of anime girls, and some comments, and that's it.
      However, the way the title and the post were written, they made it look like a bunch of women were saying that they were going to do what they would do if they met the anime girl in real life.
      It was just very creepy.

        Wuzizname +13m +4 / -0
        Sounds like the /r/loveforlandlords thread if it was run by a bunch of 🚂s.
        :marseytrans2:

          mellokind +1m +3 / -0
          No, that's more like the /r/gonewild thing. There was no overt sexual content, just the creepy implication of what they were saying.

            Wuzizname +1m +4 / -0
            Ah okay I get you now, thanks.

              mellokind +1m +3 / -0
              It was so weird, I'm not sure if I should even mention it.

    mellokind +2m +4 / -0
    {REDDIT: r/196 rule}

    Wuzizname +36m +2 / -0
    The "You're a faggot" thread was one of the funniest things I ever read on Reddit. I thought it was satire at first but it was real.

    TheOverSe

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2021-12-20T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The time has come for you to tell us your darkest secret
URL: N/A
VOTES: +56 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +1m +40 / -0
My name is Joseph Smith and I'm a prophet of God. I am the sole prophet of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and the only legitimate Christian church on Earth.
:#marseyjesus:

  libelecsBlackWolf +1m +28 / -0
  > Joseph Smith
  > My name is Joseph Smith
  :marseynotes:

    Saint_Nicholas +1m +26 / -0
    You know I'm not the only prophet of God, right?
    :#marseyschizo:

      libelecsBlackWolf +3m +20 / -0
      > not the only prophet of God
      :#marseynotes:

        Saint_Nicholas +1m +18 / -0
        :#marseymerchant:

          libelecsBlackWolf +3m +18 / -0
          :#marseynotes:
          :#marseyshutitdown:

  Saint_Nicholas +17m +21 / -0
  @carpathianflorist I found the perfect Marsey for your flair.
  :#marseyjesus:

    Saint_Nicholas +3m +16 / -0
    @carpathianflorist
    :#marseyjesus:
    This one too
    :#marseycrucified:

    carpathianflorist +1m +14 / -0
    It’s already perfect! :star: :marseylove:

      Saint_Nicholas +1m +13 / -0
      :#marseymerchant:

        carpathianflorist +1m +11 / -0
        I was thinking of the one with the blue robe and white face
        :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marse

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-01-12T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The gaymer cries out in pain as he strikes you
URL: {REDDIT: r/pcgaming comment}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I don't understand what your point is, but here's a random game: https://store.steampowered.com/app/351960/Fallout_4/
> It was released in 2015, so it's not "new" - and it has a [1120p texture pack](https://fallout-4-texture-pack.en.softonic.com/) that you can download and install for free.
> So now you can play a game that was released 7 years ago at 1120p and it will run just fine on a $500 laptop.
> I think you're just trying to come up with excuses as to why you don't play games.
COMMENTS:
SomeGayFurry +21m +7 / -0
I'm glad I never bought a gaming laptop.
They're always dogshit and over priced.

  Urboros +12m +5 / -0
  I just bought a Macbook Pro that's probably 3 times more powerful than my $1200 gaming laptop that I used for 4 years, for the same price. I'm going to play some games that run on Windows, I think.

  massive_fuckwit +1h +4 / -0
  I think it's because they're also used by gaymers who need to take their gayming laptop to work so they can get in more hours of gayming.
  The gayming laptop doesn't need to be as powerful as a desktop gaming rig, because it's only gayming when you're at home.

  WootFatigue +1h +3 / -0
  I bought one and it’s a lot of fun. It’s a 15” MacBook Pro with a M1 Pro.

    SomeGayFurry +29m +2 / -0
    I'd be impressed if it was as powerful as my 15" 2017 MacBook Pro with a 3.1 GHz i7.

      WootFatigue +4m +2 / -0
      It’s not as powerful as the

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-01-14T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What is the most controversial opinion you have that you are afraid to share?
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_most_controversial_opinion_you_have}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The world should have been destroyed in the nuclear holocaust of 1945 and that we're all better off for it.
> The world has been a worse place ever since the atomic bomb was invented.
> I don't know why, but I can't stand the idea of having a child.
> I hate being alive.
:marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:
> I think a lot of people would be happier if they had never been born. If you can't find happiness in life, you should just end it.
:#marseycontemplatesuicide:
> I think we should be able to legally kill ourselves.
> If I had the chance, I would do it myself. I have a huge amount of depression and anxiety, and I don't want to live like this. I'm not even suicidal, I'm just tired of living with these conditions.
> If I had the chance, I would kill myself. I'm not even suicidal, I'm just tired of living with these conditions.
> If I had the chance, I would kill myself. I'm not even suicidal, I'm just tired of living with these conditions.
> If I had the chance, I would kill myself. I'm not even suicidal, I'm just tired of living with these conditions.
> If I had the chance, I would kill myself. I'm not even suicidal, I'm just tired of living with these conditions.
> If I had the chance, I would kill myself. I'm not even suicidal, I'm just tired of living with these conditions.
> If I had the chance, I would kill myself. I'm not even suicidal, I'm just tired of living with these conditions.
> If I had the chance, I would kill myself. I'm not even suicidal, I'm just tired of living with these conditions.
> If I had the chance, I would kill myself. I'm not even suicidal, I'm just tired of living with these conditions.
> If I had the chance, I would kill myself. I'm not even suicidal, I

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-01-13T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: >But I'm a good person. :marseyseethe:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_boyfriend_of_4_years_told_me_he_would_never}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +6m +13 / -0
> You're not being selfish. Your boyfriend is.
This is the most Reddit comment imaginable.

  Gr8B8M8 +55m +3 / -0
  I'm so glad the internet taught me how to identify these types of people. I was able to avoid them completely.

X +7m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  OLDMAN +3h +4 / -0
  This image is so good, its hard to describe why but its hilarious

arseupwrongo +21m +7 / -0
>He thinks if he asks for the open relationship to end, I'll just be like "OK" and give in.
lol imagine thinking you could ever get that kind of reaction out of someone.
>He's the one who is selfish.
lol imagine thinking you're not the one who is selfish.

BigBussyHunter +16m +6 / -0
>Maybe he's a selfish person who is only interested in what he wants and how he feels. I'm so sorry this is happening to you.
I bet this person has never heard the term "entitled" before. I bet they think they are the center of the universe and are owed whatever they want. I bet they think they have a right to be angry at the world because it isn't meeting their needs and demands. I bet they think they are the victim and everyone else is the bad guy. And I bet they are incapable of introspection and self-reflection because they are the center of the universe and their needs are the most important. I bet...
:marseynotes:

Cao_Cao +22m +5 / -0
>My boyfriend of 4 years
{GIF}

Drama_Cake +1h +2 / -0
>He thinks if he asks for the open relationship to end, I'll just be like "OK" and give in.
He's not wrong

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2021-12-27T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Jannies of r/Justice4Darrell are at it again! This time they've gone full retard and are trying to bait people into posting their own doxx and then they'll proceed to doxx them back!
URL: {REDDIT: r/Justice4Darrell so_i_have_a_new_idea_why_dont_we_just_doxx}
VOTES: +54 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Please reportmaxx.
COMMENTS:
X +4m +55 / -0
> I'm going to doxx myself and post it here. I'll give my address, name, and personal information. I'll do it.
:#marseytroublemaker:
:#marseyoctopus2:

  drumpf +5m +32 / -0
  :marseyoctopus3:

  arsey +1h +22 / -0
  Don't do it. The feds will show up and take you away to Gitmo for being a chud.

    X +6m +13 / -0
    :marseyagree: :marseyglow:

  TheOverSeether +52m +13 / -0
  Marseytroublemaker is a badass!
  :marseyexcited:

  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +6 / -0
  You should do it, it's the only way to prove you're not a glowie.

    X +14m +5 / -0
    :#marseyglowaward:

  GT +41m +6 / -0
  The best bait is the one you eat

  The_God_Of_Raisins +4h +4 / -0
  You can do it Marsey! :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited:

  Hoss +2h +3 / -0
  This but unironically.

BigBussyHunter +26m +44 / -0
>Why don't we just doxx ourselves to rile up the larpers?
:brainletchest:
>Because then people can come after us, which is a bad idea. It's not about us, it's about Darrell.
:brainlet

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-01-28T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Based tiktoker gets trolled by 4channers, takes the bait and proceeds to make her entire audience seethe.
URL: {TWEET: 4chan}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: lporiginalg}
COMMENTS:
CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +12m +2 / -0
>concern trolling
>actually making people seethe
:marseyshook:

  libelecsBlackWolf +1h +1 / -0
  :marseysurprised:

KoreanDandyKing +1h +2 / -0
How do you even troll a tiktok foid?
They're basically programmed to fall for any attention.

  libelecsBlackWolf +15m +1 / -0
  I think what makes the trolling effective is that it appears to be genuine concern, which triggers the foid's natural instinct to make everyone love her.

911roofer +5m +1 / -0
:marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-05-02T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over for eurocels, the American Empire is coming to take what is rightfully theirs.
URL: {REDDIT: r/worldnews us_to_launch_first_deployment_of_f35s_in_europe}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +14m +7 / -0
That's pretty cool, I'm excited to see how the F-35 performs in Europe. I hope the Eurocels pay up for all the maintenance and training they'll need, and that they get to use it for more than just flying over the ocean.

  whyareyou +1h +5 / -0
  No they won't pay for maintenance and training. They will pay for the maintenance and training but it will be USAF maintenance and training because they can't do it themselves.

    Enrico_Motassa +14m +5 / -0
    That's what I thought, but I'm hoping that the Eurocucks actually get to use it.

      whyareyou +2m +4 / -0
      If the USAF is going to be doing the maintenance and training, then yeah they can use it. The only question is if they get to use it to do things USAF is not allowed to do, like actually attack people.

        Enrico_Motassa +3m +4 / -0
        If they actually let them use them to attack people, then I'll be happy. If it's just flying over the ocean like the B2s then I'll be sad.

          whyareyou +1m +3 / -0
          If they actually let them use them to attack people, they'll be dead. The USAF already has enough trouble with air-to-air missiles.

            Enrico_Motassa +2m +4 / -0
            I'm not saying the Eurocucks should do anything, I'm just saying I'm hoping they do something. I don't want them to just be an American aircraft parking lot.

              whyareyou +20m +3 / -0
              As the resident military expert, I can tell you that the F-35s will be parked at American bases and operated by American pilots. The Eurocucks will get to shoot at

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-06-29T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over for chuds. Biden uses the first amendment to ban the Second Amendment.
URL: {TWEET: thehill}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +5m +7 / -0
They are going to get real creative with gun control

  TheOverSeether +1h +2 / -0
  They've been doing that for 20+ years, but it's an uphill battle against chud voters. I'm not too worried about it. :marseyshrug:

  rakrakaon +1h +1 / -0
  They've been trying to make it about race. It's really been working.

GT +4m +3 / -0
This is the best thing they could possibly have done

  peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
  Yeah, a gun ban is the best way to win votes.

    GT +3m +3 / -0
    This is how you get more votes, you see all the leftoid voters from burgerstan are terrified of guns. If you make gun ownership illegal they can vote in droves

      peepeehands +2m +2 / -0
      The 2nd amendment is the only thing keeping the average American from voting democrat. If we get rid of the 2nd amendment then we can have a true democracy.

        GT +2m +2 / -0
        And if they can't vote democrat anymore they are just going to go vote Republican

FearOfBees +1h +2 / -0
>States can’t ban guns, Supreme Court rules
>but they can ban specific guns

Shreddedmanlet +2m +1 / -0
:#marseybiden:
They're going to try to pass the bill through reconciliation now. That will be fun to watch.

  libelecsBlackWolf +1m +2 / -0
  There's a bill? Oh shit.

    Shreddedmanlet +5m +1 / -0
    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-06-29/biden-gun-reform-bill-aims-to-raise-age-to-buy-semi-automatics?srnd

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-01-21T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Retarded rightoid runs for Congress and becomes an instant meme. He doesn't even have the common sense to go with the flow.
URL: {TWEET: ManleyM4Congress}
VOTES: +62 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Buck +3m +58 / -0
\>go with the flow
\>not having a campaign
\>not having a campaign
\>not having a campaign
\>not having a campaign
\>not having a campaign

  Wuzizname +1h +21 / -0
  The word is "grift" not go with the flow.
  :marseygrilling2:

  Jimbo_B_Beterson +5h +4 / -0
  This is the first campaign I can think of that didn't have a campaign

arsey +1m +49 / -0
lol well I guess he can't go with the flow if he doesn't have a campaign.

  Wuzizname +1h +16 / -0
  If he's got a campaign he's not gonna be grifting right?

    arsey +1m +16 / -0
    My god, you've ruined my day. I don't know how I will get over this.

    OLDMAN +38m +6 / -0
    We dont even know if hes running or not, hed have to be a true grifter to run without a campaign

    OLDMAN +38m +6 / -0
    We dont even know if hes running or not, hed have to be a true grifter to run without a campaign

  Dramamine +3h +5 / -0
  {GIF}

ChungusEnjoyer +1m +36 / -0
The only thing that could improve this is if he made the name "Manley" a racial dogwhistle

  pohuo +54m +11 / -0
  It's a racial dogwhistle for the proud black man

    ChungusEnjoyer +25m +6 / -0
    :marseyagree:

  KinoBushido +1h +6 / -0
  Manley Man

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-03-25T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Pizzashill appreciation post
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's been a while since the last pizzashill appreciation post so I'll start. You're a great person and an even better redditor. Keep on doing your thing!
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +10 / -0
I love pizzashill. I'm glad he's here to keep things lively.

  ChungusEnjoyer +2m +8 / -0
  he is the best poster on this site

ChungusEnjoyer +7m +7 / -0
honestly it is a shame that pizza only posts about politics

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +14m +4 / -0
  I wish he'd post more about his hobbies. He's really passionate about a lot of things, and it's fun to hear him talk about them.

    ChungusEnjoyer +42s +4 / -0
    pizza needs to diversify his posting

TraderOfSouls +1m +5 / -0
:#marseyloveyou:

rdramamademegay +1h +3 / -0
I like pizza because he's a huge faggot, but he's a hilarious and fun faggot, and he's also very dramatic

  libelecsBlackWolf +1m +3 / -0
  You don't have to be a hater like the rest of us. :marseypat:

    rdramamademegay +2m +3 / -0
    :marseylove: I will continue to love pizza

Pibbles +1h +2 / -0
I love pizzashill. He's a hero and the most dramatic person on this site. He's also so autistic that I'm pretty sure he's one of us.

  libelecsBlackWolf +1m +3 / -0
  You're the most dramatic person on this site. I'm pretty sure you're one of us.

    Pibbles +2m +2 / -0
    You're the most dramatic person on this site. I'm pretty sure you're one of us. :marsey

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2021-06-20T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The leftoid infighting has begun on twitter
URL: {TWEET: raphousetv_}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
COMMENTS:
Tevs +1h +11 / -0
>the first person to point out the hypocrisy in this situation
>the first person to say "i dont care, we need to go after the GOP"
>the first person to say "this is why i hate republicans"
>the first person to say "no wonder people are voting for the GOP"
>the first person to say "the GOP is the real racist party"
>the first person to say "the GOP is the party of racism"
>the first person to say "the GOP is the party of white supremacy"
>the first person to say "the GOP is the party of the KKK"
>the first person to say "the GOP is the party of white supremacy"
>the first person to say "the GOP is the party of the KKK"
>the first person to say "the GOP is the party of white supremacy"
>the first person to say "the GOP is the party of the KKK"
>the first person to say "the GOP is the party of white supremacy"
>the first person to say "the GOP is the party of the KKK"
>the first person to say "the GOP is the party of white supremacy"
>the first person to say "the GOP is the party of the KKK"

  Frestkong +2h +7 / -0
  A black person did it, so it's the fault of the other side. It's not even worth pointing out that they are all the same people, because it's not about whether the black guy or the white guy did it, it's about whether it is the same people or not. It's not even about the guy who did it, it's about the group he is associated with and whether they are the same or different.

  AOC_screaming_at_fence +1h +6 / -0
  I mean that’s the thing. The first time I heard about the KKK was in the 90s when they burned crosses and beat black people. Now I’m hearing about how the KKK is going to come and beat up the white

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-07-16T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Incel chud absolutely BTFOs foid by reminding her that he has a college degree and a good job
URL: {TWEET: adamsandlerjoe}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
chapodestroyer +12m +10 / -0
:#gigachad2:

arseupwrongo +2m +8 / -0
> There are so many men who are not like this
No there aren't. Men with jobs are always like this.

Roadrash +1m +6 / -0
:#marseykneel:

Avalon +1h +5 / -0
Isn't that just the normal answer to "what do you do for a living" for a moid?

KAT_B0T +35m +4 / -0
That’s a manlet though

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +1h +3 / -0
  I can fix him

    KAT_B0T +5m +2 / -0
    He’s on a roll, don’t fuck it up

Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
> There are so many men who are not like this
:#marseydisagree:

NotLikeOtherFoids +2h +1 / -0
He's not wrong though

  libelecsBlackWolf +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseyobamacope:

    NotLikeOtherFoids +3m +1 / -0
    :#marseyobamacope: :#marseycope: :#marseyseethe: :#marseycope: :#marseyseethe: :#marseyseethe: :#marseyseethe: :#marseyseethe: :#marseyseethe: :#marseycope: :#marseyseethe: :#marseyseethe: :#marseyseethe: :#marseyseethe: :#marseyseethe: :#marseyseethe: :#marseyseethe: :#marseyseethe:

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-02-18T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Leaked video of the manlet who shot up the Colorado theatre
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +4m +8 / -0
:#marseymanlet:

  Saint_Nicholas +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseydicklet:
  :#marseymini:

  libelecsBlackWolf +2m +4 / -0
  That's the most obvious thing in the world.

CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +12m +4 / -0
{IMG}

BigBussyHunter +13m +3 / -0
Lol this is so great. I had no idea this was a thing

  libelecsBlackWolf +22m +2 / -0
  I had to Google for a while to find it.
  {REDDIT: r/TheoryOfReddit reddit_now_has_its_own_terf_wiki}
  {REDDIT: r/TheoryOfReddit reddit_now_has_its_own_terf_wiki}
  {REDDIT: r/TheoryOfReddit reddit_now_has_its_own_terf_wiki}
  {REDDIT: r/TheoryOfReddit reddit_now_has_its_own_terf_wiki}
  {REDDIT: r/TheoryOfReddit reddit_now_has_its_own_terf_wiki}

    BigBussyHunter +4m +2 / -0
    Thank you! :marseyloveyou:

      libelecsBlackWolf +4m +1 / -0
      I'm an active participant in the r/TheoryOfReddit janny cabal so I get all the juicy insider info about reddit's anti-evil team.

        BigBussyHunter +1m +2 / -0
        :marseykingcrown: :marseygivecrown:

Wuzizname +1h +1 / -0
I don’t get it.

  libelecsBlackWolf +5m +2 / -0
  I'm not going to spoonfeed you. The joke is on you.

    Wuzizname +45s +1 /

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-03-01T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm sure it will be a surprise to no one that there are massive amounts of autism in the comment section of a video of a teacher screaming at a class of kids.
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers how_do_we_deal_with_our_students}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm so glad that the teacher is at least doing something. My school is doing nothing. I'm telling you, I'm ready to get my ass in front of a camera and scream at them. I'm sick of the bullshit. We're all sick of it. I've seen the videos of the other teachers. Some of them are so disheartened that they're just completely checked out. I'm so sick of it. I'm sick of the fact that we're expected to do all of the work. I'm sick of the fact that we're expected to do all of the work and we're not getting paid enough for it. I'm sick of the fact that we're expected to do all of the work and we're not getting paid enough for it. I'm sick of the fact that we're expected to do all of the work and we're not getting paid enough for it. I'm sick of the fact that we're expected to do all of the work and we're not getting paid enough for it. I'm sick of the fact that we're expected to do all of the work and we're not getting paid enough for it. I'm sick of the fact that we're expected to do all of the work and we're not getting paid enough for it. I'm sick of the fact that we're expected to do all of the work and we're not getting paid enough for it. I'm sick of the fact that we're expected to do all of the work and we're not getting paid enough for it. I'm sick of the fact that we're expected to do all of the work and we're not getting paid enough for it. I'm sick of the fact that we're expected to do all of the work and we're not getting paid enough for it. I'm sick of the fact that we're expected to do all of the work and we're not getting paid enough for it. I'm sick of the fact that we're expected to do all of the work and we're not getting paid

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-01-10T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: God is on my side, therefore I am on the right side of history.
URL: {TWEET: libsoftiktok}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JannieJihad +1h +5 / -0
I like the implication that God is some sort of Republican and not just the obvious all-powerful being of every religion. If the only thing that you think separates Christians and Muslims is political affiliation, you're either retarded or a leftist that's trying to own the chuds.
Also, I'm surprised that the ACLU hasn't had some sort of major meltdown over the church-state separation shit. They've been getting pretty blatant about it lately.

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +2 / -0
  I like the "God is a Republican" bit because it's essentially the most basic understanding of God as the ultimate authority- He is God and His will is supreme, and His will is Republican

    JannieJihad +18m +2 / -0
    It's a very Americanized understanding of God. It's also a convenient way for religious people to not be considered extremists. American Muslims are the most openly religious and have the least violent interpretations of Islam, and they're still seen as radical by the average American.

      Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +2 / -0
      The real radical is the "Islam is the religion of peace" American Muslim who is openly radicalized by the American education system and is likely to get radicalized by a conspiracy theory about the "Jews" and "Zionists" or "Gay Jews" as he considers his own beliefs

  CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +16m +2 / -0
  >"God is some sort of Republican"
  No, this is a better understanding. You can still be a Republican and believe in Christ. This is simply saying that God is on the right side of history (ie rightoids are more likely to be good than leftoids) and that Christians should vote in the party that most closely aligns with their beliefs (ie rightoids)

  libelecsBlackWolf +1h +2 / -0
  > I like the implication that

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2021-11-27T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: (Semi-effortpost) Rightoid goblin :marseykiwi: seethe at a :marseytrans2: being criticized for their :marseytrain: :marseyeggirl: fetish
URL: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/steven-joel-akins-penelope-penny-verity-oaken-u-bardfinn-penny-witchette-finning-widget-mutabilesemper.85310/post-11074917
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The post is from 6 hours ago, and the replies are still coming in. This is the thread about bardfinn, and this is the comment that started all the drama:
> As a transwoman, this is absolutely disgusting to me. I don't know if she's got an "egg" fetish or what, but it's fucking gross. I'm not going to use the word "child predator" as it's too loaded and I don't want to give her the attention of using that word, but it's absolutely revolting.
OP of the thread replied with this:
> I would like to think she's just trying to tell a joke but you're right, it's just sickening.
> I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but have you ever considered that you may be just a little bit transphobic?
> You're assuming that because she's a transwoman that she would be against an egg fetish. What if she was into it? Would you judge her? Would you think she was a bad person?
> I just think it's really telling that you can't even imagine that maybe there are trans people who enjoy things that you find objectionable. That's just transphobic.
And then the goblin got called out for being a goblin:
> I'm not transphobic, I'm just disgusted by people who fetishize children. That's all.
> Do you think I'm judging her? No, I don't. I'm judging her for fetishizing children. The only reason I think she's a bad person is because she's a person who fetishizes children. I don't think she's a bad person because she's trans. She's a bad person because she's a

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-04-29T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: (chudrama) twitter account posting pics of black criminals is trending on twitter.
URL: https://x.com/BlackCriminals
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +14 / -0
I’m not seeing any pics

  libelecsBlackWolf +2m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    carpathianflorist +2m +5 / -0
    Now this is a funny thread

    ChungusEnjoyer +32m +4 / -0
    :marseyxd:

  ChungusEnjoyer +35m +4 / -0
  :marseyconfused:

    carpathianflorist +2m +3 / -0
    I don’t see any pics of black criminals on the Twitter page

      ChungusEnjoyer +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyshrug: I did not go through them all

        carpathianflorist +4m +3 / -0
        I scrolled through all of them. They’re all just generic black people.

          ChungusEnjoyer +1m +3 / -0
          :marseyshrug: I guess this is a troll then

            carpathianflorist +5m +2 / -0
            Yes

      libelecsBlackWolf +1h +1 / -0
      {TWEET: BlackCriminals}
      {TWEET: BlackCriminals}

  911roofer +1h +3 / -0
  Because they’ve all been taken down by the Twitter janitors.

    libelecsBlackWolf +20m +1 / -0
    {IMG}
    https://web.archive.org/web/20220429192403/{TWEET: BlackCriminals}
    https://web.archive.org/web/20220429192403/{TWEET: BlackCriminals}
    https://web.archive.org/web/20220429192403/{TWEET: BlackC

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-07-21T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The latest episode of The Boys just dropped, and the soys are not happy.
URL: {REDDIT: r/television the_boys_s03e08_epic_batman_vs_superman_voices}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +21m +17 / -0
Just two more episodes and they'll finally solve the problem of the Nazi Superhero.
{IMG}

  Szechenyi +25m +10 / -0
  I'm curious if they're going to have the nazi superhero be a black man this time

    drumpf +3m +7 / -0
    It's the only way that makes sense if they're going to have a black man in the starring role. I mean, think about it.

      Szechenyi +2m +7 / -0
      I think they're going to have a black man in the starring role, so it makes sense they have a nazi superhero too

        drumpf +5m +6 / -0
        > I think they're going to have a black man in the starring role
        I didn't realize that was even a possibility. I thought the show was cancelled after the last season.

          Szechenyi +1m +8 / -0
          I'm pretty sure they're going to have a black man in the starring role, so it makes sense they have a nazi superhero too

            drumpf +1m +5 / -0
            I didn't realize that was even a possibility. I thought the show was cancelled after the last season.

              Szechenyi +5m +8 / -0
              I'm pretty sure they're going to have a black man in the starring role, so it makes sense they have a nazi superhero too

                drumpf +1m +5 / -0
                I didn't realize that was even a possibility. I thought the show was cancelled after the last season.

                  Szechenyi +5m +8 / -0
                  I'm pretty sure they're going to have a black man in the starring role, so it makes sense they have a nazi superhero too

                    drumpf

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-03-28T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm pretty sure I'm going to kill myself
URL: {REDDIT: r/braincels im_pretty_sure_im_going_to_kill_myself}
VOTES: +54 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm a 24 year old virgin. I don't think I've ever even been on a date or been invited to one. I don't have any friends.
> The only thing I've ever gotten out of life is the fact that I'm a virgin. I've never been able to have sex, I've never had anyone want to be with me, I've never had anyone want to talk to me. I've never been able to have any friends, I've never been able to have any relationships, I've never been able to have any sort of social life.
> I've never been able to do anything in life except for try to get sex, and I've never been able to do that. I've never been able to do anything in life except for try to get friends, and I've never been able to do that. I've never been able to do anything in life except for try to get relationships, and I've never been able to do that.
> I've never been able to do anything in life except for try to get a social life, and I've never been able to do that. I've never been able to do anything in life except for try to get a job, and I've never been able to do that.
> I've never been able to do anything in life except for try to get a girlfriend, and I've never been able to do that.
> I've never been able to do anything in life except for try to get a boyfriend, and I've never been able to do that.
> I've never been able to do anything in life except for try to get a husband, and I've never been able to do that.
> I've never been able to do anything in life except for try to get a wife, and I've never been able to do that.
> I've never been able to do anything in life except for try to get a partner, and I've never been able to do that.
> I've never been able to do anything in life except for try to get a lover, and I've never been able to do that

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-04-07T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: THE WALL IS BACK, BABY! (And I'm coming through it!)
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseywall: :marseywall: :marseywall:
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +11 / -0
:marseymommymilkers:

  Cao_Cao +10m +11 / -0
  I always imagine the marsey is me and I'm the person it's looking at.

    Maximus +1m +10 / -0
    :marseyagree:

    Allende +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseyagree:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +11 / -0
  :#marseydisagree:

    Maximus +1m +8 / -0
    :#marseycry:

    Cao_Cao +6m +7 / -0
    :marseywall::marseyshooting:

  TrappyIsBae +16m +4 / -0
  :marseyshiftyeyes:

    Maximus +42s +3 / -0
    :marseyconfused:

      TrappyIsBae +3m +3 / -0
      :marseyconfusedpat:

        Maximus +2m +3 / -0
        :marseyblowkiss:

  libelecsBlackWolf +16m +3 / -0
  :marseyagree:

PopeMarseyXVI +14m +7 / -0
:#marseybooba:

Buck +7m +5 / -0
:#marseybooba:

H +1h +5 / -0
lol she has an onlyfans

  libelecsBlackWolf +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseycoomer:

  arsey +24m +4 / -0
  She has a ton of them and she's getting married to a millionaire. She was a stripper in Vegas for a while but she was an accountant before. She's a huge bitch now and I like her for it.

    H

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-04-27T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The epic :marseytrain: vs :marseyhomofascist: showdown between TwoXChromosomes and r/GayBroScience is over. Someone finally posted the original article.
URL: {REDDIT: r/GayBroScience _}
VOTES: +100 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Oh, and the original article is fake.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +93 / -0
>Someone finally posted the original article.
>Oh, and the original article is fake.
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  Urboros +3m +27 / -0
  I was just thinking, if you're gonna do fake news, you might as well do it for money. I mean, there's a reason they've never done it, they'd be better off trying to sell ads and get a normal job.
  :marseybluecheck:

    Tesla +1h +11 / -0
    Fake news is more profitable than real news

    jackie +2h +9 / -0
    >I mean, there's a reason they've never done it, they'd be better off trying to sell ads and get a normal job.
    Isn't the point of fake news to make money?

      Urboros +5m +5 / -0
      Yeah, but they're really bad at it, and they're usually not even making money. I mean, they're just shitty. If you're gonna do fake news, you might as well do it for money.
      I mean, it's like if you were really good at making fake news, you'd be able to make a lot of money, but you're not, so you're not.
      I mean, it's like if you were really good at making fake news, you'd be able to make a lot of money, but you're not, so you're not.
      :marseybluecheck:

        jackie +5m +7 / -0
        >If you're gonna do fake news, you might as well do it for money.
        I disagree, there are many reasons to do it for free. It's like why people do politics.

          Urboros +3m +7 / -0
          I mean

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-01-28T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Woman (male) can't handle a little bit of flirting and calls the cops on her chud coworker
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_ex_boss_was_calling_me_hot_on_the_job}
VOTES: +102 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I am a woman (male) with a pretty feminine voice and I work at a plant that is very masculine. I’m an apprentice and I don’t have a lot of experience. My ex-boss was a really sweet guy but also very sexist. I was 22 when I started there and he was 35. He would constantly come up to me and say things like “You’re a hot little thing aren’t you?”, “You’re a cutie, huh?”, “You’re so pretty for your age.” I was like 19 when I started working there. He would constantly flirt with me and touch me inappropriately. I would tell him to stop and he would just laugh and say “I’m just teasing.” I eventually told him to stop and he said “You’re so pretty, I can’t help it.” I told him I didn’t want to talk to him anymore and he said “You’re so pretty, I can’t help it.” I told him I didn’t want to talk to him anymore and he said “You’re so pretty, I can’t help it.” I told him I didn’t want to talk to him anymore and he said “You’re so pretty, I can’t help it.” I told him I didn’t want to talk to him anymore and he said “You’re so pretty, I can’t help it.” I told him I didn’t want to talk to him anymore and he said “You’re so pretty, I can’t help it.” I told him I didn’t want to talk to him anymore and he said “You’re so pretty, I can’t help it.” I told him I didn’t want to talk to him anymore and he said “You’re so pretty, I can’t help it.” I told him I didn’t want to talk to him anymore and he said “You’re so pretty, I can’t help it.” I told him I didn’t want to talk to him anymore and he said “You’re so pretty, I can’t help it.”

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-05-07T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over for rightoids - the chuds of r/conservative have been banned
URL: {TWEET: rconservative}
VOTES: +107 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
X +2m +123 / -0
:#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave:

  Urboros +2m +33 / -0
  Maybe just ban it from the front page for a month, let the smug chuds feel smug about it, then ban it, if it's really that bad. But it's been a long time.

    Enrico_Motassa +2m +61 / -0
    They've already banned it, and they haven't even told anyone why. Which is kinda funny.
    Hopefully the owner will respond to the admin email.

      Urboros +4m +35 / -0
      I think it's kinda funny, too, but maybe it's one of those things where they don't want to admit it, because they're afraid the chuds will make fun of them for banning it, but they have to do it for some reason. I don't know.

        Enrico_Motassa +1m +34 / -0
        I think it's pretty clear, they just don't want to deal with the shitstorm that would follow a ban post, so they just banned the sub quietly.
        They're cowards.

          Urboros +1m +25 / -0
          Yeah, it's probably cowardly, but that's how the Reddit Admins are. I just don't know what the ban reason was. I'm sure it was something really bad, but I also don't know.

            Enrico_Motassa +2m +20 / -0
            I just think it was because they were being annoying. They're the most annoying rightoid sub and they're also pretty boring.

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-05-14T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Stonetoss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +84 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Penny +13m +24 / -0
r u a burger bb? I’ve never seen or heard of a non burger using the term “passing thru”

  Dramamine +3m +26 / -0
  I've seen this as a thing in the southern US, but I'm not sure how widespread it is.

    Penny +1m +24 / -0
    oh bb I thought it was a burger thing n I’m just fucking stupid 😔

      Dramamine +1m +18 / -0
      no, I don't think it's widespread outside of burgerdom. I just don't have a lot of experience with other cultures

        Penny +4m +17 / -0
        :marseycheerup: I think I’m just dumb bb

          Dramamine +3m +10 / -0
          :#marseycheerup:

      911roofer +2m +13 / -0
      I was wondering the same thing. I always thought it was a southern thing. Never seen it used in the north.

        Penny +2m +13 / -0
        thank u bb I’m like a tiny bit less dumb 🥺

  libelecsBlackWolf +3m +14 / -0
  I'm a Brazilian so I guess so, lol.

    Penny +1m +27 / -0
    :marseykneel:
    @mrpennycoomstokids thank u for helping us gringxs understand the beautiful culture of the Brazilian diaspora

      libelecsBlackWolf +1m +21 / -0
      I'm sorry, I'm not gonna help you out on this one.

        Penny +2m +17 / -0
        :marseyrain: I’ll pretend I understood the comment bb

          libelecsBlackWolf +1m +16 / -0
          :#marseyblowkiss:

            Penny +1m +14 / -0
            :#marseybye:

    Dram

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-07-27T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The jews are getting a little too uppity :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant:
URL: {TWEET: DashaNekrasova}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +6 / -0
I love how she always shows up when the people she hates most are in the spotlight.

  whyareyou +48m +3 / -0
  Because they're in the spotlight. Because she's a retard. QED

    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +1 / -0
    She’s not a retard she’s a genius.

      whyareyou +1m +1 / -0
      I'm glad we agree

  libelecsBlackWolf +4m +3 / -0
  But you love her regardless

    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +3 / -0
    Yes

      libelecsBlackWolf +1m +3 / -0
      This is why you have a wife and she does not.

        IlIIlIlIlIlIl +27s +2 / -0
        No

          libelecsBlackWolf +2m +2 / -0
          Yes

            IlIIlIlIlIlIl +54s +2 / -0
            No

              libelecsBlackWolf +1m +2 / -0
              Yes

                IlIIlIlIlIlIl +3m +2 / -0
                No

                  libelecsBlackWolf +3m +2 / -0
                  Yes

                    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +2 / -0
                    No

                      libelecsBlackWolf +3m +2 / -0
                      Yes

                        IlIIlIlIlIlIl +5m +2 / -0
                        No

                          libelecsBlackWolf +3m +2 / -0
                          Yes

                            IlIIlIlIlIlIl +5m +2 / -0
                            No

BussyMerchant +1h +2 / -0
Why is the jews fearmongering about Russia of all places.

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-07-07T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "The cost of living in the US is too high, and it's a national crisis." - u/timmy_blue (formerly u/stevenqlove)
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest the_cost_of_living_in_the_us_is_too_high_and_its}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
One of the many reasons why the US is a 3rd world country.
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +10m +3 / -0
I lived in New York for a decade and I’m a big boy now. I’m 300lbs.

  GT +1h +3 / -0
  how much did you have to eat to get that way

    WootFatigue +1h +3 / -0
    10,000 calories per day. I’d sit in the corner of the bar eating my daily meals of cheesecake and ice cream and then go to the bathroom and look in the mirror and see my face.

      GT +23m +2 / -0
      so you could afford that much food in New York

        WootFatigue +10m +2 / -0
        My wife was an attorney and we had a great life there. I was the one bringing in the money though.

  H +3h +2 / -0
  lol imagine being an attorney and living in NY

    WootFatigue +13m +1 / -0
    I’m not an attorney, but I do have a degree in Law and Business from NYU.

      H +5m +2 / -0
      >I’m not an attorney
      >I do have a degree in Law and Business from NYU.
      lol so you literally did nothing with your degree and had to move to Detroit to make less money

        WootFatigue +1m +1 / -0
        I moved to Detroit to buy a 1950s mansion on the Detroit river for $250k and make my own money.

          H +3m +1 / -0
          That's a lot of words to say you're poor.

            WootFatigue +5m +1 / -0
            I’m not poor

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-01-16T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: BPD foid tries to murder her own kid because her boyfriend left her. Redditors blame the cops for this. :marseyfoidretard: :marseywhirlyhat: :marseycop:
URL: {REDDIT: r/news woman_tries_to_kill_daughter_and_son_after}
VOTES: +75 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Police say she was emotionally disturbed and attempted to take her kids’ lives because their father left her.
> My boyfriend left me. I’m a single mother of 3. I was distraught and didn’t know what to do. I knew I was going to lose my kids if I didn’t do something. I did what I had to do. I can’t say I regret it, but I am sorry. I am not sure why I didn’t think of something else. I didn’t have a plan. I was going to lose my kids anyway. I’m sorry.
> I hope you know, that if you had not done that, the police would have taken them from you and put them in foster care. I don't know if you were thinking that, but if you were, you did the right thing.
> I’m going to have to disagree. I am a single mom. I have 3 kids. I have been through this. I have the kids and their father. I am the only one that has been there for them. I had a good relationship with my kids. I have been there for them. I have been there for them since they were born. I have been there for them through everything. I have been there for them through everything. I have been there for them through everything. I have been there for them through everything.
> I’m not going to pretend that I’m not an idiot. I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot. I’m an

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-01-26T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Some chud throws a fit at the NFL, other chuds celebrate the fall of the great satan.
URL: {TWEET: nfl}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: clintongarrison}
> I can’t wait to see the NFL and NBA try to explain why they let these people make millions of dollars
{TWEET: NickAdamsinUSA}
> That’s the NFL. They’re in bed with the people who are destroying our country.
{TWEET: RealKaleb412}
> It's funny how they're very willing to profit off of the NFL, but not willing to profit off of the NBA.
{TWEET: MikeBryan90}
> The NFL is a Satanist organization. I’ve been saying this for years. It’s a cult. They all worship Satan and it’s a religion. They have their own priests and rituals. They own media and have the government in their pocket.
COMMENTS:
GT +12m +9 / -0
When you're a degenerate, everything you do is degenerate

  corp +12m +5 / -0
  The NFL is just the NBA for the working class

    GT +3m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

  FearOfBees +3h +2 / -0
  >is it a degenerate sport?
  >no
  >how can you tell
  >they play it

Saint_Nicholas +11m +6 / -0
{IMG}

CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +31m +5 / -0
I thought the NFL was based though? Theyre in the business of destroying manly men, not manly women, and theyre at least based enough to be racist.

  libelecsBlackWolf +11m +3 / -0
  I think it's more that the NFL is the epitome of American culture. It's the football of the burgers, and it has the same issues as the football of every other country: it's played by black people, and it's incredibly popular with white people. So when you look at the NFL you're looking at a microcosm of America, which is probably why they get so much hate

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-02-03T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Wtf happened to r/antiwork?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +60 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It went from the most degenerate sub to the most boring sub in the world. How?
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +3m +67 / -1
They got jannied :marseytroublemaker:

  libelecsBlackWolf +1m +54 / -0
  Carp alt confirmed.

    carpathianflorist +2m +44 / -1
    It’s funny because I was the one who suggested that we should have an account like that and it’s a great idea and I’m really glad it’s going well :star:

      S +1h +32 / -0
      {IMG}

        carpathianflorist +2m +20 / -1
        I didn’t even know that was a thing

          S +25s +21 / -0
          #factcheck

      BigBussyHunter +2h +9 / -0
      :marseywholesome:

  drumpf +1m +32 / -0
  :#marseytroublemaker:
  :#marseywholesome:

  JonathanStench +1h +13 / -0
  If i was a reddit mod, i would be so mad right now. This is the best day of my life.

  HeyMoon +3h +8 / -0
  I wouldnt be surprised if you were in the mod chatroom

    carpathianflorist +1m +15 / -1
    I’m just the guy who suggested it and got them to do it. I’ve never even been on the sub.

      HeyMoon +2m +13 / -0
      :#marseyglow:

      Dramamine +2h +5 / -0
      I want to believe

      S +3h +4 / -0
      This is true, I made the suggestion but it was carp who convinced them to do it

  zombiecel +2h +7 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

arsey +2m +55 /

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-01-12T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Top anti-woke YouTuber Nick Fuentes is now in jail for domestic violence :marseycop: :marseyhomofascist:
URL: {TWEET: not_the_bee}
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +14m +17 / -0
I’m not a fan of Nick Fuentes because he’s fat and ugly, but if I ever have a daughter I want her to know she’s not allowed to be mean to a man unless he’s like a 1000% fag.

  InterGONEvention +1h +5 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    WootFatigue +12m +3 / -0
    I was just listening to that in my car yesterday. I love this guy. Reminds me of my dad.

      InterGONEvention +1h +1 / -0
      He is a great guy.

  BigBussyHunter +1h +5 / -0
  >she’s not allowed to be mean to a man unless he’s like a 1000% fag
  You have to be very careful with that advice. It's like telling a woman she can only be mean to a man if he is a serial killer. She might take it too literally.

  Administrator +12h +2 / -0
  >she’s not allowed to be mean to a man unless he’s like a 1000% fag.
  You need to get your daughter a husband. She'll learn quickly.
  :marseydisagree:

X +1m +13 / -0
:#marseyfloyd:

  Dramamine +5m +12 / -0
  :#marseyfloyd: :#marseymini:
  They're really just trying to frame him

Saint_Nicholas +3m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  Administrator +12h +3 / -0
  I will never forgive the admiggers for removing this Marsey.

    Saint_Nicholas +11h +1 / -0
    :#marseyfloyd:

Straggot +17

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-02-09T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [TW: Mayo nonsense] r/FuckCars: We're going to build the city of the future without you
URL: {REDDIT: r/fuckcars we_are_gonna_build_the_city_of_the_future_without}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Bonus: r/FuckCars is a fucking sub for mayos that hate on the hustle and bustle of the big cities, and want to create 1950s suburbia 2.0 in the middle of nowhere.
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +27m +5 / -0
What's the point of building a city without people? Seems like a waste of time and resources.

  libelecsBlackWolf +10m +2 / -0
  To own the chuds!

    Cao_Cao +2m +2 / -0
    I can't see the chuds in there. Are they being oppressed by the mayos?

      libelecsBlackWolf +17m +2 / -0
      Yes, they are oppressed by the mayos.

        Cao_Cao +20m +2 / -0
        :marseyracist:

  JonathanStench +1h +1 / -0
  Dont need people when you got trucks

JonathanStench +1h +2 / -0
>the city of the future
Isnt that the opposite of what they want? Theres already a city of the future. Its called Chicago.
{YOUTUBE}

garlicdoors +4m +1 / -0
>future
>1950s
:marseyconfused:

  libelecsBlackWolf +5m +2 / -0
  Yeah, I know, they're not making much sense.

    garlicdoors +5m +2 / -0
    I like the 1950s though.

      libelecsBlackWolf +1m +2 / -0
      1950s was the best time to live in burgerland, even if it was kind of boring.

        JonathanStench +1h +2 / -0
        >boring
        >burgerland
        :marseysmug2:

          lib

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-02-09T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The glorious russian army is still undermanned with volunteer recruits :marseysaluteussr:
URL: {TWEET: Slatzism}
VOTES: +86 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +82 / -0
Wow I never thought I'd see this day. Where are all the vatnigs, I thought they were going to be the biggest supporters of this war?

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +1m +58 / -0
  They're all too busy playing the new starfield.

    WeihnachtenSalvador +4m +19 / -0
    Star field ?

      HarryTrumanDorisDay +1m +60 / -0
      {GIF}

        WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +17 / -0
        Oh I didn’t know it was out

          HarryTrumanDorisDay +4m +24 / -0
          :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

      Detroitvelvetsmooth +54m +21 / -0
      :marseysoypoint: :marseysmug2:

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +2h +11 / -1
      Haha did you really think that starfield would be released? How did you not know?

        WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +7 / -0
        I am not a gaymer, I don’t know shit about starfield

          Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +13 / -1
          Hahahahahaha you are a giant faggot and I bet you are a furry hahahaha

            WeihnachtenSalvador +5m +7 / -0
            I have more followers than you, also I am a codecel not a fagot

              Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +11 / -1
              Hahahaha codecel. You are not a codecel you are a student. You are a student at a community college. Hahaha

                WeihnachtenSalvador +8m +5 / -

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-01-02T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Woman Moment
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_bf_wants_to_give_me_a_breast_reduction_and}
COMMENTS:
Neon_Needles +5m +11 / -0
>It's more of a self confidence thing. I'm not insecure about my body, but I feel like having huge tits is kind of silly. I have no desire to get implants, I just think it's funny.
Lol, I bet she is the type that is like "let me put 400 pounds of makeup on and take a million photos with her face contorted in a way to make her look like a child. That's my body, what are you going to do about it?"

  libelecsBlackWolf +7m +6 / -0
  > I have no desire to get implants, I just think it's funny.
  :#marseythinkorino:

    CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +33m +5 / -0
    >I have no desire to get implants
    She wants implants, just not now

  CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +40m +5 / -0
  >I have no desire to get implants, I just think it's funny
  This is how the breast augmentation industry makes its money, by convincing foids that the implants are necessary to be happy

TariqNasheed +2m +8 / -0
> I think it's funny
:marseyeyeroll:

  libelecsBlackWolf +10m +7 / -0
  >I have no desire to get implants, I just think it's funny.
  :#marseythinkorino:

    TariqNasheed +12m +4 / -0
    Lmao I guess I missed that part. Def has a fetish, doesn’t want to look like a whale with 400lbs of tits.

      CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +19m +5 / -0
      >I have no desire to get implants
      This is how the breast augmentation industry makes its money

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-02-03T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rightoid gigachad asks for donations for a legal fund, rightoids think he's too lazy and he's probably a commie.
URL: {TWEET: bobby_brevis}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +5 / -0
Rightoids are so fucking stupid. It's unbelievable.

  libelecsBlackWolf +2m +2 / -0
  {TWEET: bobby_brevis}

  GT +3m +1 / -0
  I'm not sure which is worse the rightoid or the leftoid. At least the leftoids usually have some sort of plausible deniability

BigBussyHunter +17m +4 / -0
>He’s a fucking communist. He wants to bring down our country. He’s a 24 year old communist. He’s probably in a cult.
>>Communism isn’t real. It’s a theory. It’s a political ideology. It’s not a religion.
>>>It’s a religion, just like Christianity. People follow it to the letter. They don’t question anything. They don’t seek to understand the world around them. They just accept what they’re told to believe.
>>>>So, to you, religion is a bad thing?
>>>>>Yes. Religion is a bad thing. It’s a tool of control.
How could this be happening to me? Why is this happening? Why do all these people in the world have differing opinions?
:#marseybrainlet:yy: :#marseybrainlet: :#marseybrainlet:

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +3m +4 / -0
  >He’s a fucking communist. He wants to bring down our country. He’s a 24 year old communist. He’s probably in a cult.
  >Communism isn’t real. It’s a theory. It’s a political ideology. It’s not a religion.
  >It’s a religion, just like Christianity. People follow it to the letter. They don’t question anything. They don’t seek to understand the world around them. They just accept what they’re told to believe.
  >So, to you, religion is a bad

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-01-09T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The first reddit janny union is already on its way to being exposed as a scam
URL: {REDDIT: r/ModSupport rmodsupport_is_not_a_union}
VOTES: +70 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [In the spirit of transparency, I wanted to let you know that I am not a union. I am not a union organizer. I am a mod who has created a group of mods who work together in order to advocate for better working conditions.]({REDDIT: r/ModSupport rmodsupport_is_not_a_union})
> > [Is there a difference?]({REDDIT: r/ModSupport rmodsupport_is_not_a_union})
> > > [Yes. As I've stated, we are not a union. I am not a union organizer. I have simply created a group of mods who work together in order to advocate for better working conditions. I have been doing this for some time now and have been successful in getting better working conditions for mods. I have a lot of experience in this area and have been successful in getting better working conditions for mods.]({REDDIT: r/ModSupport rmodsupport_is_not_a_union})
> > > > [So, it sounds like you're the only one making the decisions, and you're not even a union organizer. You're just a mod who created a group of mods to advocate for better working conditions. I'm not sure how that's any different than a union, but I'm not a lawyer, so I don't know what the legal definition of a union is.]({REDDIT: r/ModSupport rmodsupport_is_not_a_union})
> > > > > [I'm not sure what your point is. I'm not a lawyer either, but I'm pretty sure that a union is a group of workers who come together to advocate for better working conditions. That's what we are. We're a group of mods who come together to advocate for better working conditions.]({REDDIT: r/ModSupport rmodsupport_is_not_a_union})
> > > > > > [I'm not sure what your point is. I'm not a lawyer either, but I'm pretty sure that a union is a group of workers who come together to advocate for better working conditions. That's what we are. We're

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-01-02T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The "men" of r/PoliticalHumor are very mad at the bearded chad who doesn't want to take the vaxx.
URL: {REDDIT: r/PoliticalHumor aint_no_way}
VOTES: +57 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> If you don't want to get vaccinated then don't get vaccinated. But don't try to trick others into getting vaccinated. That is just not cool.
> You're a liar and a thief. It's a vaccine, not a tattoo. You don't get to come and go on it.
> If you don't want the vaccine, don't get it, but don't try to trick people into getting it. That's not cool. And don't say it's just a vaccine, it's not a tattoo.
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +10m +53 / -0
> [I don't care about your reasoning. You're a liar and a thief. Don't try to trick others into getting vaccinated. That is just not cool. If you don't want the vaccine, don't get it, but don't try to trick people into getting it. That's not cool.]({REDDIT: r/PoliticalHumor aint_no_way})
> [And don't say it's just a vaccine, it's not a tattoo.]({REDDIT: r/PoliticalHumor aint_no_way})
> [If you don't want the vaccine, don't get it, but don't try to trick people into getting it. That's not cool.]({REDDIT: r/PoliticalHumor aint_no_way})
> [You're a liar and a thief. It's a vaccine, not a tattoo. You don't get to come and go on it.]({REDDIT: r/PoliticalHumor aint_no_way})
> [If you don't want the vaccine, don't get it, but don't try to trick people into getting it. That's not cool.]({REDDIT: r/PoliticalHumor aint_no_way})
> [You're a liar and a thief. It's a vaccine, not a tattoo. You don't get to come and go on it.]({REDDIT: r/PoliticalHumor aint_no_way})
>

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-06-04T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymanlet: The manlet is a libertarian and his wife is a doctor :marseymanlet:
URL: {TWEET: nypost}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +2m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  X +7m +7 / -0
  :#marseymanlet:

  peepeehands +7m +7 / -0
  so many great marseys

  Salamander +3h +1 / -0
  This one's so good :marseylove:

carpathianflorist +1m +10 / -0
I don’t know who this guy is but he sounds like a based af twink

  libelecsBlackWolf +2m +10 / -0
  He's the short guy that made his wife say "I'm not sure I want to be in this relationship anymore" on live television.

    carpathianflorist +5m +12 / -0
    {IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +10m +4 / -0
  He is the manlet who had a meltdown on stage with his wife

GT +2m +5 / -0
he looks like the type of guy who would play a game of bop it with his wife

  libelecsBlackWolf +2m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

    GT +2m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

  peepeehands +8m +4 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    Maximus +3m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

    BigBussyHunter +3m +3 / -0
    :marseyxd:
    What a fucking king

    GT +16m +3 / -0
    :#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd:

  Maximus +3m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    GT +1m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

  peepeehands +5m +2 / -0
  {YOUT

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AUTHOR: libelecsBlackWolf
DATE: 2022-01-13T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AHS gets clued into the Jan 6th riots and the Hunter Biden controversy
URL: {REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits rconservative_makes_a_hilarious_covid_post_about}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +20m +29 / -0
> They are trying to make it look like a peaceful protest.
> They are not peaceful.
:marseyconfused:
Why are they protesting then? Why are they not peacefully protesting?

  GooooooldMember +26m +24 / -0
  The one guy is saying “what if they were peaceful?” The other guy is saying “no they werent peaceful”
  The other guy is saying “they were peaceful but its still wrong to have a protest”
  The other guy is saying “what if they were peaceful?”
  The other guy is saying “no they werent peaceful”
  The other guy is saying “they were peaceful but its still wrong to have a protest”
  The other guy is saying “what if they were peaceful?”
  The other guy is saying “no they werent peaceful”
  The other guy is saying “they were peaceful but its still wrong to have a protest”
  The other guy is saying “what if they were peaceful?”
  The other guy is saying “no they werent peaceful”
  The other guy is saying “they were peaceful but its still wrong to have a protest”
  The other guy is saying “what if they were peaceful?”
  The other guy is saying “no they werent peaceful”
  The other guy is saying “they were peaceful but its still wrong to have a protest”

    ChungusEnjoyer +1m +25 / -0
    :marseysneed:

    pineapple_pizza +1h +10 / -0
    At least the leftoids arent doing that to themselves

  Grue +1h +2 / -0
  The answer is that there was a lot of people in that crowd that were very peaceful, and they can't accept that.

Hoss +52m +19 / -0
>they were peaceful, but they had wrongthink so we should lock them up.

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-01-20T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "We are all gonna make it" - Lil B
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
### - Lil B
COMMENTS:
Transformers +1h +4 / -0
I really enjoyed your last song
:marseyjamming:

  Lil-B +5m +3 / -0
  Thank you very much - Lil B

DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +2h +3 / -0
{IMG}

  Lil-B +4m +3 / -0
  {IMG} - Lil B

    DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +14m +2 / -0
    {IMG} - Lil B

      Lil-B +4m +2 / -0
      {IMG} - Lil B

    Lil-B +2m +2 / -0
    {IMG} - Lil B

      Lil-B +12s +2 / -0
      {IMG} - Lil B

        Lil-B +9s +2 / -0
        {IMG} - Lil B

          Lil-B +30s +2 / -0
          {IMG} - Lil B

            Lil-B +13s +2 / -0
            {IMG} - Lil B

              Lil-B +49s +2 / -0
              {IMG} - Lil B

                Lil-B +18s +2 / -0
                {IMG} - Lil B

                  Lil-B +45s +2 / -0
                  {IMG} - Lil B

                    Lil-B +12s +2 / -0
                    {IMG} - Lil B

                      Lil-B +13s +2 / -0
                      {IMG} - Lil B

                        Lil-B +10s +2 / -0
                        {IMG} - Lil B

                          Lil-B +10s +2 / -0
                          {IMG} - Lil B

                            Lil-B +12s +2 / -0
                            {IMG} - Lil B

  Lil-B +5m +2 / -0
  {IMG} - Lil B

    DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +12m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-01-17T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The digital age is getting so fucking dark - Lil B
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
So I was watching a video where a woman was like “it’s so dark out there” - Lil B
{IMG}
I was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
She was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
I was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
She was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
I was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
She was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
I was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
She was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
I was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
She was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
I was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
She was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
I was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
She was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
I was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
She was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
I was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
She was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
I was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
She was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
I was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
She was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
I was like “it’s so dark in here” - Lil B
{IMG}
She was like “it’s so dark in here” -

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-01-02T17Z
HOLE: chinchilla
TITLE: Lil B :marseylilb: - My Chinchilla :marseychinchilla:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
# I am sorry for the delay - Lil B
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
asshole +4m +5 / -0
this is the only chinchilla I can trust
{IMG}

  Lil-B +1m +3 / -0
  He's cute. Lil B

    asshole +1m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

DickButtKiss +1h +2 / -0
Very cute lil bro

  Lil-B +1h +2 / -0
  I'm not that small, lil bro. Lil B(ily)(ily)(ily)cott(ily)cott(ily)cott(ily)cot(ily)cot(ily)cot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(ily)ot(

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-05-27T11Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Bad Gal (Official Music Video) - Lil B - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!music !bipocs !niggers !incels !chuds - Lil B
COMMENTS: N/A!!!!!! ❤️
{IMG}!!! ❤️
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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2024-11-09T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If you're a white person, a black person, or a brown person, you can make a lot of money here - Lil B
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +61 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!chuds !nonchuds !rapists !retards !cuteandinvalid !lgbt !bottoms !cuteandvalid !asians !bipocs !actualbiofoids !biofoids !thotpatrollers !thotpatrol !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers !augustlovers - Lil B
COMMENTS:
Geralt_of_Uganda +2h +20 / -1
I don't know how to tell you this but as a white person I can assure you that I'm not interested in making any money here

  Geralt_of_Uganda +3m +15 / -1
  I'd just like to say that I'm sorry for the downvotes. I'm a bit drunk and it didn't occur to me that making a comment like that might be offensive to your group. It's just that I don't really see any money to be made here. I'm not interested in making any money here, I don't think that there's any money to be made here. It's just that I don't think that there's any money to be made here. I'm not interested in making any money here, I don't think that there's any money to be made here. I'm not interested in making any money here, I don't think that there's any money to be made here. I'm not interested in making any money here, I don't think that there's any money to be made here. I'm not interested in making any money here,

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-03-22T04Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Lil B - Party Rockers (ft. Lil Wayne) - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} - Lil B
COMMENTS: N/A this be the music hole?
E: I just noticed this is the music hole. I'm sorry - Lil B
E2: Please mod me as a music mod. I will add the music hole to my bio - Lil B
E3: Done - Lil B
COMMENTS: N/A this be the music hole?呦
E: I just noticed this is the music hole. I'm sorry - Lil B
E2: Please mod me as a music mod. I will add the music hole to my bio - Lil B
E3: Done - Lil B呦
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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-02-26T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why are the Israelis so mean to the Palestinians? Is it because they are the chosen people? - Lil B
URL: N/A
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} - Lil B
COMMENTS:
lalilulelo +1h +21 / -0
I think they’re just really good at killing Palestinians

  Lil-B +2m +10 / -0
  # - Lil B

  J +3h +4 / -0
  Thats a good thing

lmaoprankt +2h +10 / -0
>chosen people
>mean

  Lil-B +2m +6 / -0
  # - Lil B

KoreanDandyKing +2h +8 / -0
{IMG}

Transformers +2m +8 / -0
:#marseywrongthonk:

  Lil-B +2m +8 / -0
  # - Lil B

    Transformers +46s +7 / -0
    :#marseywrongthonk:

      Lil-B +51s +6 / -0
      # - Lil B

        Transformers +1m +6 / -0
        :#marseywrongthonk:

          Lil-B +2m +6 / -0
          # - Lil B

            Transformers +2m +6 / -0
            :#marseywrongthonk:

              Lil-B +1m +6 / -0
              # - Lil B

                Transformers +5m +7 / -0
                :#marseywrongthonk:

                  Lil-B +5m +4 / -0
                  # - Lil B

                    Transformers +11h +2 / -0
                    :#marseywrongthonk:

                      Lil-B +7h +2 / -0
                      # - Lil B

                        Transformers +2h +1 / -0
                        :#marseywrongthonk:

                          Lil-B +1h +2 / -0
                          # - Lil B

                            Transformers +5m +1 / -0
                            :#marseywrongthonk:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2024-09-27T12Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Thrillville - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Vibes - Lil B
COMMENTS:
Lil-B +15s +3 / -0
!followers !illuminati - Lil B

  Lil-B +3m +3 / -0
  !commenters !superheroes !bipocs - Lil B

    Lil-B +12s +3 / -0
    !anime - Lil B

      Lil-B +13s +3 / -0
      !chuds - Lil B

        Lil-B +12s +3 / -0
        !khive - Lil B

          Lil-B +11s +3 / -0
          !music - Lil B

            Lil-B +14s +3 / -0
            !jannies - Lil B

              Lil-B +10s +3 / -0
              !bardfinn - Lil B

                Lil-B +12s +3 / -0
                !verifiedhot - Lil B

                  Lil-B +11s +3 / -0
                  !verifiedrich - Lil B

                    Lil-B +12s +3 / -0
                    !thotpatrol - Lil B

                      Lil-B +12s +3 / -0
                      !thotpatrollers - Lil B

                        Lil-B +11s +3 / -0
                        !historychads - Lil B

                          Lil-B +10s +3 / -0
                          !historychads - Lil B

                            Lil-B +11s +3 / -0
                            !historychads - Lil B

Lil-B +13s +2 / -0
Vibes - Lil B

  Lil-B +26s +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-01-06T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU ANYTHING - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +5 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> A lot of people in the media - especially the so-called "news" - tell you to hate yourself. They tell you that you are a "loser", that you are a "failure", that you are a "victim", that you are a "loser" who will never amount to anything in life. They tell you that you are a "loser" who will never amount to anything in life. They tell you that you are a "loser" who will never amount to anything in life. They tell you that you are a "loser" who will never amount to anything in life. They tell you that you are a "loser" who will never amount to anything in life. They tell you that you are a "loser" who will never amount to anything in life. They tell you that you are a "loser" who will never amount to anything in life. They tell you that you are a "loser" who will never amount to anything in life. They tell you that you are a "loser" who will never amount to anything in life. They tell you that you are a "loser" who will never amount to anything in life. They tell you that you are a "loser" who will never amount to anything in life. They tell you that you are a "loser" who will never amount to anything in life. They tell you that you are a "loser" who will never amount to anything in life. They tell you that you are a "loser" who will never amount to anything in life. They tell you that you are a "loser" who will never amount to anything in life. They tell you that you are a "loser" who will never amount to anything in life. They tell you that you are a "loser" who will never amount to anything in life. They tell you that you are a "loser" who will never amount to anything in life. They tell you that you are a "loser" who will never amount to anything in life. They tell you that you are a "loser" who will never amount to anything in life. They tell you that you are a "loser" who will never amount to anything in life. They tell you that you

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-03-06T12Z
HOLE: art
TITLE: Lil B's Art :marseyexcited: - Lil B
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm still the best artist around. Nothing can stop me. I will always be the best artist. My art is always perfect. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the best artist. I am the

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2024-07-14T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: im gonna shoot trump - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +17 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} - Lil B
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{IMG}

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  {IMG} - Lil B

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{IMG}

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    Transformers +1m +3 / -0
    I'm the one in the center

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        {IMG}

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          {IMG} - Lil B

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            :#marseylaying:

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              {IMG} - Lil B

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                  {IMG} - Lil B

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                      {IMG} - Lil B

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                          {IMG} - Lil B

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:#marseyfedpostyes:

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  {IMG} - Lil B

    BrasilIguana +3m +2 / -0
    This is Brazil, we have no guns
    :#marseyitsoverbrasileiro:

      Lil-B +5m +2 / -0
      {IMG} - Lil B

        BrasilIguana +12m +2 / -0
        We have guns, but they don't have the range to reach there

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-02-14T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: rdrama gangbang - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -0
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BODY:
!truecels - Lil B
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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2024-07-25T11Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Lil B - Geto Geto (Official Video) - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!music - Lil B
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[–]fuckingdumbass 0 points 2 months ago
Why do I still get notified about these comments?

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-05-18T06Z
HOLE: personal
TITLE: My girlfriend asked me to suck her dick last night and I did it. What's wrong with me bros? - Lil B
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am a man. I have a penis. She is a woman. She has a penis. I suck her penis. She sucks my penis. We are both happy. I am a man. I have a penis. She is a woman. She has a penis. I suck her penis. She sucks my penis. We are both happy. I am a man. I have a penis. She is a woman. She has a penis. I suck her penis. She sucks my penis. We are both happy. I am a man. I have a penis. She is a woman. She has a penis. I suck her penis. She sucks my penis. We are both happy. I am a man. I have a penis. She is a woman. She has a penis. I suck her penis. She sucks my penis. We are both happy. I am a man. I have a penis. She is a woman. She has a penis. I suck her penis. She sucks my penis. We are both happy. I am a man. I have a penis. She is a woman. She has a penis. I suck her penis. She sucks my penis. We are both happy. I am a man. I have a penis. She is a woman. She has a penis. I suck her penis. She sucks my penis. We are both happy. I am a man. I have a penis. She is a woman. She has a penis. I suck her penis. She sucks my penis. We are both happy. I am a man. I have a penis. She is a woman. She has a penis. I suck her penis. She sucks my penis. We are both happy. I am a man. I have a penis. She is a woman. She has a penis. I suck her penis. She sucks my penis. We are both happy. I am a man. I have a penis. She is a woman. She has a penis. I suck her penis. She sucks my penis. We are both happy. I am a man. I have a penis. She is a woman. She has a

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-05-06T15Z
HOLE: personal
TITLE: I'm afraid of everything. I'm not sure what I'm afraid of. I'm afraid of the future. I'm afraid of the past. I'm afraid of the present. I'm afraid of the unknown. I'm afraid of the known. I'm afraid of the unknown known. I'm afraid of the known unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown. I'm afraid of the known unknown unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown unknown unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown unknown unknown unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown. I'm afraid of the unknown known unknown unknown unknown unknown unknown

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-01-27T10Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Lil B - I'm Still Working (remix) - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
- Lil B
COMMENTS:
WayOut +1h +4 / -0
I don't think he's been on a roll since he got cancelled. He should do something like that but with a white woman's voice.

  Lil-B +3m +4 / -0
  - Lil B

    WayOut +3m +3 / -0
    - @WayOut

      Lil-B +3m +3 / -0
      - Lil B

        WayOut +1m +2 / -0
        - @WayOut

          Lil-B +49s +2 / -0
          - Lil B

            WayOut +5m +2 / -0
            - @WayOut

              Lil-B +1m +2 / -0
              - Lil B

                WayOut +59s +2 / -0
                - @WayOut

                  Lil-B +2m +2 / -0
                  - Lil B

                    WayOut +1m +2 / -0
                    - @WayOut

                      Lil-B +1m +2 / -0
                      - Lil B

                        WayOut +2m +2 / -0
                        - @WayOut

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                          - Lil B

                            WayOut +2m +2 / -0
                            - @WayOut

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2024-08-28T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The wendy's incident was the real june 6th - Lil B
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
We have been too busy fighting the russian menace and have forgotten our real enemy - the wendy's menace. The wendy's incident was the real june 6th. We must take a stand against the wendy's menace and stop the wendy's invasion of our minds. We must fight back and reclaim our minds from the wendy's menace. - Lil B
COMMENTS:
jackie +1h +3 / -0
this but unironically

  Lil-B +3h +3 / -0
  This but ironically - Lil B

Ladytroon +2h +2 / -0
>the wendy's incident
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:#soyjaktantrumfasttalking:

  Lil-B +3h +3 / -0
  This but ironically - Lil B

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  This but ironically - Lil B

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  This but ironically - Lil B

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  This but ironically - Lil B

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  This but ironically - Lil B

  Lil-B +3h +3 / -0
  This but ironically - Lil B

  Lil-B +3h +3 / -0
  This but ironically - Lil B

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2024-07-29T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Yoo - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +5 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} - Lil B
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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-03-29T18Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: As Above, So Below (Live at Coachella 2015) - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
# As Above, So Below - Lil B
{IMG}
# Live at Coachella 2015 - Lil B
{IMG}
# Lil B
{IMG}
# Lil B is a self-described "God" and "higher power" who has claimed to have a direct line to the divine. He has said that he is a "messenger" for the "higher powers" and that he is "in touch" with the "universal consciousness." Lil B has also said that he is a "prophet" and that he is "here to save the world." - Lil B
{IMG}
# Lil B
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
H +3m +1 / -0
:#marseydownvote:

  Lil-B +3m +1 / -0
  :marseydisagree: - Lil B

    H +3m +1 / -0
    :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#marseydownvote: :#m

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2024-09-13T08Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: 24k Gold - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} - Lil B
COMMENTS:
Lil-B +1m +1 / -0
@Aevann - Lil B::

Lil-B +1m +1 / -0
@Aevann - Lil B

Lil-B +1m +1 / -0
@Aevann - Lil B

Lil-B +1m +1 / -0
@Aevann - Lil B

Lil-B +1m +1 / -0
@Aevann - Lil B

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@Aevann - Lil B

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@Aevann - Lil B

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@Aevann - Lil B

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@Aevann - Lil B

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@Aevann - Lil B

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@Aevann - Lil B

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@Aevann - Lil B

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@Aevann - Lil B

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@Aevann - Lil B

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@Aevann - Lil B

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@Aevann - Lil B

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@Aevann - Lil B

Lil-B +1m +1 / -0
@Aevann - Lil B

Lil-B +1m +1 / -0
@Aevann - Lil B

Lil-B +1m +1 / -0
@Aevann - Lil B

Lil-B +1m +1 / -0
@Aevann - Lil B

Lil

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2024-12-11T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Can you even call yourself a man if you're not the tallest, fastest, strongest, or the smartest in your family? - Lil B
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} - Lil B
COMMENTS:
holden_commodore +1h +4 / -0
No.
I am the fastest in my family.
I am also the fastest on this website.
I am the fastest Holden Commodore in the world.
Come at me bros

  holden_commodore +3m +2 / -0
  @X no u

    X +10m +3 / -0
    :#marseyshy2:

      holden_commodore +3m +3 / -0
      :marseyshy: hi @x

        X +4m +3 / -0
        :#marseyshy3:

DoveMenCare +35m +3 / -0
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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-01-24T14Z
HOLE: meta
TITLE: Aevann, can you please rename the top 50 posters list to top 50 posters (who aren't faggots) list? - Lil B
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} - Lil B
COMMENTS:
Lil-B +2m +10 / -0
!followers - Lil B

  Y +1h +1 / -0
  Thats a lot of followers you have there lil b, i hope you have a great new years!
  :marseywave2:

E +1h +5 / -0
Can we add a place for faggots to post?

  Lil-B +3m +5 / -0
  {IMG} - Lil B

Y +1h +2 / -0
> Can you please rename the top 50 posters list to top 50 posters (who aren't cute twinks) list?
Yes :marseyshy3:
<br>
!slots100

  Lil-B +1m +2 / -0
  {IMG} - Lil B

    Y +1m +2 / -0
    > {IMG} - Lil B
    :marseyxd::xdoubt: :marseyxd: !slots100

      Lil-B +2m +2 / -0
      {IMG} - Lil B

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        > {IMG} - Lil B
        :marseyxd: !slots100

          Lil-B +2m +2 / -0
          {IMG} - Lil B

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-03-16T14Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Lil B - The Message - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +6 / -2
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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-04-11T07Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Lil B - The Way I Am (Explicit) - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
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holden_commodore +2m +2 / -0
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  Lil-B +1h +2 / -0
  Thank you so much for the appreciation. I will always be the one who will keep making good music. I am the last one who can do it. I am the final boss. - Lil B

    holden_commodore +1m +2 / -0
    :marseypraying: please don’t leave us again
    the world needs more Lil B songs

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      I won't leave, I'll always be here. I'll always be the best. I'm the king. I am the one and only. I am the chosen one. I am the final boss. I am the last one who can do it. I am the final boss. - Lil B

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-01-29T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I wanna be a janitor - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!jannies - Lil B
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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2024-11-19T06Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Lil B - Life's a trip (Official Audio) - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} - Lil B
COMMENTS: N/A need more comments need comments on this post or else it will be deleted by the mods! - Lil B
@aevann @Vegeta @soren @carpathianHORRORist @grizzly @sandkwinn @retard_masturbator @ukstubbs @maximus @gaslighter @jesus @Spiderman @marsey @Count_Sprpr @useragent13 @discuss @boo @cirno @Schizo @snallygaster @nekobit @garlicdoors @allidoispostgoatse @penny @drumpf @averageben10enjoyer @ticktocktrainiguess @retard @drumpf @slackernews @jackie @cirno @i_only_downvote_pizza @snappy @DarkDeity @Redactor0 @TheGrillcast @i_only_downvote_pizza @not-dua-lipa @HeyMoon @gigachad_brony @ChungusEnjoyer @DWHITE___________DYNAMITE @everyone @elfbinn @Lv999_Slime_God @giga @Katedra @UraniumDonGER @Dramamine @Biggles @sirpingsalot @duck @ticktocktrainiguess @retard @drumpf @slackernews @jackie @cirno @i_only_downvote_pizza @snappy @DarkDeity @Redactor0 @TheGrillcast @i_only_downvote_pizza @not-dua-lipa @HeyMoon @gigachad_brony @ChungusEnjoyer @DWHITE___________DYNAMITE @everyone @elfbinn @Lv999_Slime_God @giga @Katedra @UraniumDonGER @Dramamine @Biggles @sirpingsalot @duck @ticktocktrainiguess @retard @drumpf @slackernews @jackie @cirno @i_only_downvote_pizza @snappy @DarkDeity @Redactor

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2024-10-04T02Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: I'm glad that you like my music - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyjam: - Lil B
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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2024-11-20T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am back - Lil B
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} - Lil B
COMMENTS:
AverageBen10Enjoyer +4m +9 / -0
I'm so glad you're back @LilB. It's been really hard to find good content since you left.

  Lil-B +2m +7 / -0
  {IMG} - Lil B

    AverageBen10Enjoyer +11m +3 / -0
    :#marseyshesright:

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No one cares that you aren't dead

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-01-18T05Z
HOLE: pigeons
TITLE: :marseykiwi2: :marseykiwi: :marseykiwipat: :marseykiwi2: :marseykiwipat: :marseykiwimom: - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +14 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2024-10-11T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm not a real woman but you are - Lil B
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-03-17T09Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Lil B - I got more of that stupid nigga than you'll ever get - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@YALLAHblessYoTraplord - Lil B
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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-02-01T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is your penis too small? :marseybutt2: :marseybutt: - Lil B
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} - Lil B
COMMENTS:
laha +2h +3 / -0
Can I get a "I didn't read this but I'm glad it was posted" badge?

  Lil-B +1h +2 / -0
  Sure - Lil B

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i like the bird

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    i like the bird

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        T3D_SIMP +1m +1 / -0
        the bird is very good

          Lil-B +5m +2 / -0
          {IMG} - Lil B

            T3D_SIMP +1m +1 / -0
            thank you for posting the bird. i will now send you 1000 dramacoin. i love the bird

              Lil-B +1m +2 / -0
              {IMG} - Lil B

                T3D_SIMP +51s +1 / -0
                i am not sending you any more dramacoin after this

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                  {IMG} - Lil B

                    T3D_SIMP +2m +1 / -0
                    i sent you 1000 dramacoin. i am not sending you any more dramacoin after this

                      Lil-B +1m +1 / -0
                      {IMG} - Lil B

                        T3D_SIMP +39s +1 / -0
                        i love the bird. thank you for posting the bird. i will now send you 1000 dramacoin

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                          {IMG} - Lil B

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                            i am

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-03-25T10Z
HOLE: pigeons
TITLE: Pigeon - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2024-09-26T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I feel bad for that old man - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2024-09-05T11Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Lil B - Go Nuts (Official Video) - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@Spiderman @Spiderman2 @Spiderman_2 @Spiderman_3 @Spiderman_4 @Spiderman_5 @Spiderman_6 @Spiderman_7 @Spiderman_8 @Spiderman_9 @Spiderman_10 @Spiderman_11 @Spiderman_12 @Spiderman_13 @Spiderman_14 @Spiderman_15 @Spiderman_16 @Spiderman_17 @Spiderman_18 @Spiderman_19 @Spiderman_20 @Spiderman_21 @Spiderman_22 @Spiderman_23 @Spiderman_24 @Spiderman_25 @Spiderman_26 @Spiderman_27 @Spiderman_28 @Spiderman_29 @Spiderman_30 @Spiderman_31 @Spiderman_32 @Spiderman_33 @Spiderman_34 @Spiderman_35 @Spiderman_36 @Spiderman_37 @Spiderman_38 @Spiderman_39 @Spiderman_40 @Spiderman_41 @Spiderman_42 @Spiderman_43 @Spiderman_44 @Spiderman_45 @Spiderman_46 @Spiderman_47 @Spiderman_48 @Spiderman_49 @Spiderman_50 @Spiderman_51 @Spiderman_52 @Spiderman_53 @Spiderman_54 @Spiderman_55 @Spiderman_56 @Spiderman_57 @Spiderman_58 @Spiderman_59 @Spiderman_60 @Spiderman_61 @Spiderman_62 @Spiderman_63 @Spiderman_64 @Spiderman_65 @Spiderman_66 @Spiderman_67 @Spiderman_68 @Spiderman_69 @Spiderman_70 @Spiderman_71 @Spiderman_72 @Spiderman_73 @Spiderman_74 @Spiderman_75 @Spiderman_76 @

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-06-28T11Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Lil B - I Wanna Be A Janny - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is what you get for banning me - Lil B
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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2024-10-26T08Z
HOLE: sandshit
TITLE: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: - Lil B
COMMENTS:
Avalon +1h +1 / -0
He's right you know.

  Lil-B +1h +1 / -0
  Yes, I am right. I am the king of rightness, and you are the king of wrongness. :marseycheeky: - Lil B

    Avalon +13m +1 / -0
    I'm not wrong though. You're the one who's wrong.

      Lil-B +1m +1 / -0
      You are the one who is wrong, and I am the one who is right. You are the one who is wrong, and I am the one who is right. You are the one who is wrong, and I am the one who is right. You are the one who is wrong, and I am the one who is right. You are the one who is wrong, and I am the one who is right. You are the one who is wrong, and I am the one who is right. You are the one who is wrong, and I am the one who is right. You are the one who is wrong, and I am the one who is right. You are the one who is wrong, and I am the one who is right. You are the one who is wrong, and I am the one who is right. You are the one who is wrong, and I am the one who is right. You are the one who is wrong, and I am the one who is right. You are the one who is wrong, and I am the one who is right. You are the one who is wrong, and I am the one who is right. You are the one who is wrong, and I am the one who is right. You are the one who is wrong

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2024-11-11T15Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: I Think I'll Go Down The Road And Crawl - Lil B - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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{IMG} - Lil B

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{IMG} -

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2024-10-22T15Z
HOLE: personal
TITLE: I have a suggestion for you all - Lil B
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} - Lil B
COMMENTS:
Lil-B +3m +2 / -0
@j @aevann this is my post, please pin it and make it a h/personal post - Lil Bent

  Aevann +6h +2 / -0
  done kingentent

    Lil-B +1d +1 / -0
    Thanks king - Lil B

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@j this is my post, please pin it - Lil B

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{IMG} - Lil B

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@j this is my post, please pin it - Lil B

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@j this is my post, please pin it - Lil B

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@j this is my post, please pin it - Lil B

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@j this is my post, please pin it - Lil B

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@j this is my post, please pin it - Lil B

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@j this is my post, please pin it - Lil B

Lil-B +1m +2 / -0
@j this is my post, please pin it - Lil B

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@j this is my post, please pin it - Lil B

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@j this is my post, please pin it - Lil B

Lil-B +1m +2 / -0
@j this is my post, please pin it - Lil B

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2024-07-12T15Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Swagga Like Us (Official Video) ft. T.I., Kanye West & Lil Jon - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This song is unironically one of the best songs ever made. I was 13 when I first heard this song. I was walking with my father in a park, and I heard this song. I told my dad to stop, and he asked me what was wrong. I told him, "Listen to this song dad. This is the best song ever made." And he looked at me and smiled, and he said, "I agree, Lil B. This is a great song." - Lil B
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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-04-02T13Z
HOLE: pigeons
TITLE: Good Morning - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@Aevann @Spiderman @Spiderman_2 @Soren @grue @The_Homocracy @MarseyIsMyWaifu @pizzashill @BWC @discuss - Lil B
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!pigeonpfp's
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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-02-16T11Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: I got this song on repeat. It's so fucking good - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!music - Lil B
COMMENTS:
Lil-B +5m +1 / -0
@jesus @Vegeta @Spiderman - Lil B

  Spiderman +12m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    Lil-B +3m +2 / -0
    {IMG} - Lil B

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    {IMG} - Lil B

      Spiderman +1m +2 / -0
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Lil-B +2m +1 / -0
{IMG} - Lil B

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                        Lil-B +11s +1 / -0
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                          {IMG} - Lil B

                            Lil-B +10s +1 / -0
                            {IMG} - Lil B

              Lil-B +23m +1 / -0
              {IMG} - Lil B

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-03-12T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I don't want to do it anymore - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Love,
Lil B
COMMENTS:
Lil-B +1m +3 / -0
@C-SPAN, @Borpa, @Sneedman, @HailVictory1776, @TheOverSeether - Lil Bed

  TheOverSeether +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseyconfused2:ed

    Lil-B +4h +1 / -0
    Don't tell me what to do - Lil Bed

Lil-B +1m +2 / -0
@anonymousm, @DestoryerCarbine, @Zenzic, @DickButtKiss - Lil B didn't disappoint

  anonymousm +1h +1 / -0
  i dont get it

    Lil-B +4h +1 / -0
    Don't worry about it - Lil B

Lil-B +1m +2 / -0
@Vegeta, @JimieWhales, @pizzashill, @Spiderman - Lil B is disappointed

  Spiderman +4h +2 / -0
  I'm sorry. I will do better.ed

    Lil-B +1h +1 / -0
    It's ok - Lil B

Lil-B +1m +2 / -0
@Santacide_Enthusiast, @Poonie, @Redactor0, @Patriarch - Lil B didn't disappoint

  Redactor0 +1h +1 / -0
  I'm not disappointed. I'm a little disappointed. - Lil B

    Lil-B +4h +1 / -0
    Don't worry bro - Lil B

Lil-B +1m +2 / -0
@Kutkop, @Sphereserf3232, @LilMarseyontheprairie, @FormerLurKONG - Lil B is disappointed

  LilMarseyontheprairie +17m +2 / -0
  Why?

    Lil-B +4h +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2024-07-24T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: DEAR DADDY TRUMP - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
# DEAR DADDY TRUMP - Lil B
> I need you to win, I need you to win
> I need you to win, I need you to win
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> I need you to win, I need you to win
> I need you to win, I need you to

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-05-27T08Z
HOLE: pigeons
TITLE: Pigeon Pigeon Pigeon - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +25 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The title is self explanatory. I love pigeons - Lil B
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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-04-26T15Z
HOLE: pigeons
TITLE: The most beautiful pigeon on earth - Lil B
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!animalposters - Lil B
COMMENTS:
Lil-B +31s +4 / -0
@Aevann @Vegeta @Turkeyvann pin this - Lil B

  Aevann +3m +5 / -0
  done king - aevann

    Lil-B +2m +4 / -0
    :marseyblowkiss: :marseythanks: - Lil B

lalilulelo +19m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  Lil-B +38m +2 / -0
  Awwwwww! - Lil B

Kutkop +1h +3 / -0
I thought you were dead :#marseysob:

  Lil-B +3m +4 / -0
  I'm not, I'm alive and well. I'm still living my best life. I'm just taking a break. - Lil B

    Kutkop +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseywereback:

      Lil-B +3m +3 / -0
      {IMG} - Lil B.

        Kutkop +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseygem:. :#marseygem: 2. :#marseygem: 3. :#marseygem: 4. :#marseygem: 5. :#marseygem:

          Lil-B +1m +3 / -0
          :#marseygem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem: :#marseygem: - Lil B

            Kutkop +2m +3 / -0
            :#marseygem: :

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2024-12-04T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Foid has fallen. Billions must die - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!women !lgbt !bottoms - Lil B
COMMENTS:
Ninjjer +23m +3 / -0
:#marseyseizure:
I would rather have my ears gouged out than listen to this for a second longer.

  Lil-B +18m +2 / -0
  You can't stop me. I'm Lil B. I'm unstoppable. I'm invincible. I'm immortal. I'm the most powerful person on earth. I'm the most powerful person in the universe. I'm the most powerful person in the multiverse. I'm the most powerful person in the multiverse and the universe. I'm the most powerful person in the universe, the multiverse, and the multiverse and the universe. I'm the most powerful person in the universe, the multiverse, the multiverse and the universe, and the multiverse and the universe. I'm the most powerful person in the universe, the multiverse, the multiverse and the universe, the multiverse and the universe, and the multiverse and the universe. I'm the most powerful person in the universe, the multiverse, the multiverse and the universe, the multiverse and the universe, the multiverse and the universe, and the multiverse and the universe. I'm the most powerful person in the universe, the multiverse, the multiverse and the universe, the multiverse and the universe, the multiverse and the universe, the multiverse and the universe, and the multiverse and the universe. I'm the most powerful person in the universe, the multiverse, the multiverse and the universe, the multiverse and the universe, the multiverse and the universe, the multiverse and the universe, the multiverse and the universe, and the multiverse and the universe. I'm the most powerful person in the universe, the multiverse, the multiverse and the universe, the multiverse and the universe, the multiverse and the universe, the multiverse and the universe, the multiverse and the universe, the multiverse and the universe, and the multiverse and the universe. I'm the most powerful person in the universe

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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-02-14T12Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Lil B - I'm in Love - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@jesus this one is for you - Lil B
COMMENTS:
jesus +2h +3 / -0
:#marseyjamming: :#marseyvibing: me me - Lil B me - Lil B

  Lil-B +2h +2 / -0
  {IMG} - Lil B me - Lil B

jesus +2h +2 / -0
I'm in love with the way you move
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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-03-20T17Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Lil B - What It's Like To Be Me (Official Music Video) - Lil B
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} - Lil B
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AUTHOR: Lil-B
DATE: 2025-01-17T17Z
HOLE: anime
TITLE: I love anime, but I'm not gay. I am just a man with a high libido. I love sucking cock, and I love fucking my girlfriend. I am not gay. I love anime. - Lil B
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@BWC - Lil B
COMMENTS:
BWC +1h +7 / -0
{IMG} {IMG} !builtfor !BBC !BWC !followers !metashit

  Lil-B +26m +4 / -0
  {IMG} - Lil B

  DEV0T10 +25m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    BWC +32m +3 / -0
    :#speechbubble:
    {IMG} {IMG} !builtfor !BBC !BWC !followers !metashit !commenters

      DEV0T10 +1h +3 / -0
      >not going with the !builtfor !BWC version
      :#marseydisagree:

  oid +1h +2 / -0
  @BWC would never

    BWC +16m +3 / -0
    :#marseyshesright: !builtfor !BBC !BWC !followers

BrasilIguana +29m +5 / -0
This is not a good look, Lil B

  Lil-B +25m +5 / -0
  {IMG} - Lil B

Y +10m +5 / -0
*"Cirno is a fictional character from the Touhou Project series of video games and media created by ZUN. She is a fairy from the Youkai Mountain, known for her magical abilities and her love for playing the flute. Cirno is often depicted as a shy and innocent girl, but she can be quite mischievous and troublesome at times. She is a popular character among fans of the Touhou Project, and she has appeared in many different forms of media, including games, manga, and anime."*
:#marseynerd3:

  Lil-B +1m +4 / -0
  {IMG} - Lil B

    Y +1m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-01-17T19Z
HOLE: personal
TITLE: I found a shirt that makes me look like a chonker :marseychonkerfoid:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +63 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm still in the process of buying things to be more comfortable in my new job, so I got a new shirt from a thrift store.
The only issue is that the sleeves are too long and it's too big around my shoulders, which makes me look like I'm carrying a lot of weight.
:marseychonkerfoid:
I'm considering just getting it altered, but I don't want to spend $10 to get a shirt that looks like crap on me. :marseyshrug:
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +53 / -0
>new job
>thrift store
:marseyxd:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +46s +32 / -0
  :marseyxd:
  I'm not poor
  I'm just a frugal little cow

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +10m +18 / -0
    Frugal cow is such a funny phrase lol, but I get you I thrift shop for a lot of stuff as well.

      LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +11 / -0
      :marseyembrace:

    Allende +35m +10 / -0
    I don't get it. It looks like it's made out of the same fabric as other thrift store shirts, it's not like it's cheap material.

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +9 / -0
      It's polyester, it's what's available at the thrift store

        Allende +1m +8 / -0
        That's fine, you can get it at Walmart or Target. Why go to the thrift store?

          LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +10 / -0
          Because I'm not a poor, I'm a frugal little cow

            Allende +1m +12 / -0
            :#marseyretardcheers:

            AnHeroedOats +1h +6 / -0
            I love thrift stores,

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-02-11T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The best advice on how to deal with incels on Reddit
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +103 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Source: {REDDIT: r/IncelTear this_sub_has_a_lot_of_incel_men_who_are_not}
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +14m +63 / -0
> Advice for women: don't be fat. (Easy)
:#marseyhesright:
>> It's so much more than that. But I guess it's the best place to start.
:#marseyagree:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +31 / -0
  It's a good place to start, but it's not the only thing

  FearOfBees +1h +16 / -0
  {IMG}

    AnnoyinTheGoyim +3h +7 / -0
    {IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +15h +3 / -0
  >but it's not the only thing
  {IMG}

TariqFanAccount +38m +55 / -0
If you’re an incel, you’re probably ugly and/or a dick. If you’re ugly, the best thing you can do is not be a dick and not expect women to like you for who you are. If you’re a dick, the best thing you can do is not be ugly. The best thing to do if you’re both is to rope, preferably in a way that makes people laugh.

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +28 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  Aba +2h +13 / -0
  >don't be a dick
  >don't be ugly
  >rope
  It's a no win situation for the incel :marseyitsover:

    SaveUsUncleTed +5h +4 / -0
    :#marseynorm:

    TariqFanAccount +1d +1 / -0
    You could also just go to a bar and be a dick and be ugly and you have a chance

      Aba +2m +1 / -0
      That's what

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-02-13T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey got a new hat :marseyhearts:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +168 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseybow:
COMMENTS:
LilMarseyontheprairie +21s +43 / -0
{IMG}
Bonus: Marsey got a new hat and a new bow

  Transformers +1m +21 / -0
  @frozenchosen

    Redactor0 +5m +17 / -0
    I'm trying to come up with a joke about her hair. Like the movie *Network* where they talk about the guy with the hair. Something like that.

      Lv999_Slime_God +1h +11 / -0
      I don't get it

        Redactor0 +1h +12 / -0
        You're not supposed to get it. :marseysmughipskorean:

          Lv999_Slime_God +1h +8 / -0
          :#marseybeanconfused:

    LilMarseyontheprairie +27s +10 / -0
    :#marseyjam:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +14m +14 / -0
  I love her so much :#marseyhappytears:

    LilMarseyontheprairie +3m +10 / -0
    I love her too!
    {IMG}

  top +1m +13 / -0
  :#marseyhappytears:

  Sner +41m +11 / -0
  :#marseybow:

    LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +8 / -0
    :#marseyembrace:

  cyberdick +12m +10 / -0
  :#marseyhappytears:
  I'm crying

    LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +10 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:
    I'm crying too

  BrasilIguana +2h +10 / -0
  This is like the 10th marsey I

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-03-09T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :!marseywitch: Witches Vs. Patriarchy :marseywitch:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +38 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A gentle reminder that you don't have to be a witch to be an ally. You also don't have to be a feminist, to be a feminist ally. You don't have to be trans to be an ally to trans people. You don't have to be a BIPOC to be an ally to BIPOC people.
If you're a cisgender woman, or a man who believes in equality, you can be a feminist. You don't have to be a victim of discrimination to be an ally to the marginalized.
And you don't have to be a feminist to be a feminist ally.
:#marseywitchtriggered:
:#marseywitch:
COMMENTS:
houellebecq +14m +15 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyakshually:
{IMG}

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +8 / -0
  :#marseyfluffy:

  DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +7 / -0
  :#marseyxd:
  :#marseynew:

  Enward_Sahir +5h +3 / -0
  :#marseynew:

sirpingsalot +1h +12 / -0
Feminists are so fucking annoying

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +14 / -0
  :#marseywitch2:
  :#marseywitchtriggered:

    sirpingsalot +2m +7 / -0
    :#marseyraging:

  DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +5m +11 / -0
  > Feminists are so fucking annoying
  :#marseywitchtriggered: :#marseywitchtriggered: :#marseywitchtriggered:
  {IMG}

    sirpingsalot +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseywitchtriggered: :#marseywitchtriggered: :#marseywitchtriggered: :#marseywitchtriggered

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-07-19T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Can someone give me some advice on how to get rid of this weird hair growth on my tummy?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not sure if this is normal for my hair type, but I noticed that a few of the hairs on my stomach are starting to look a little different.
They're not as coarse as the hair on my legs or arms and they're not as thin as my other stomach hair, they're in between.
I don't know if it's a hair or a hair follicle that's starting to grow. I'm not sure if it's normal to have hair growth like this on the stomach.
I just know that I don't want to look like this if I'm gonna be pregnant.
COMMENTS:
AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +10m +13 / -0
:#marseyslurpfast:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +9 / -0
  :marseylickinglips:

peepeehands +3m +12 / -0
I would have sex with you

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +10 / -0
  :marseyhearts:

    Patsy +2m +10 / -0
    you should fuck peepeehands

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +9 / -0
      I would but he's already taken
      :marseyitsover:

        Patsy +2m +10 / -0
        who is taking him?

          LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +9 / -0
          @FrozenChosen

            Patsy +1m +11 / -0
            :marseyitneverbegan:

              LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +11 / -0
              :#marseycheerupretard:

            JohnDevereaux +12h +2 / -0
            {IMG}

Lv999_Slime_God +18m +12 / -0
You should wax them off. It's painful as fuck but it's the only way to do it.

  LilMarseyonthe

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-02-10T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Tired of losing to the bot? Here's how to beat it
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I had a winning streak of 100 games last night, don't tell the bot that I told you!
:marseywink:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +8 / -0
> LilMarseyontheprairie
> LilMarseyontheprairie
> LilMarseyontheprairie
> LilMarseyontheprairie
> LilMarseyontheprairie
> LilMarseyontheprairie
> LilMarseyontheprairie
> LilMarseyontheprairie
> LilMarseyontheprairie
> LilMarseyontheprairie
:#marseysoypoint2:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +27m +7 / -0
  I'm a little crazy

    peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseyfrozenchosenchokespal:

LilMarseyontheprairie +20s +7 / -0
It's a very simple strategy, actually
:#marseyshy:

  johnnypoop +49s +6 / -0
  I just like the bot

    LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +7 / -0
    I know, I love the bot too
    :#marseyfluffy:

      johnnypoop +1m +5 / -0
      It's so fun and helpful, I got a streak of 75 yesterday

        LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +5 / -0
        :#marseyfluffy:
        That's a good streak, I think I've got a 100 game streak going

          johnnypoop +3m +5 / -0
          :#marseysweating: I'll have to go out and grind for a bit then

            LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +5 / -0
            I'm not going to tell you how to win, but I'll give you a hint
            :#marseyexciteddance

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-05-18T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is Mavis
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is Mavis
COMMENTS:
BulbBurglar +4m +6 / -0
:#marseywould:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +5 / -0
  :marseyjam:

Quickbeam +2h +2 / -0
She looks like she has a cold....ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-05-13T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The state of the "toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +35 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +3m +19 / -0
I'm pretty sure I've read more coherent foids

  LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +14 / -0
  You've read *better* foids, but I'm not sure you've read more coherent foids

    BrasilIguana +12m +10 / -0
    I have, my ex was a foid

      LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +12 / -0
      :#marseycheerup:

        BrasilIguana +2m +13 / -0
        I'm not upset about it, I just wanted to share with the class

          LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +14 / -0
          :#marseynotes:
          Thank you for sharing

  BigBussyHunter +28m +8 / -0
  > pretty sure I've read more coherent foids
  :marseydisagree:
  That's a high bar to clear

ConchShell +5m +16 / -0
> You're not a good writer, you're a good editor
:#marseyhesright:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +3m +9 / -0
  :marseyhesfluffyyouknow:

    ConchShell +2m +10 / -0
    How do you feel about a dude in a dress with a boner?

      LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +8 / -0
      It's a fetish thing, I don't really care

        ConchShell +2m +9 / -0
        :#marseyflirt:

          LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +9 / -0
          :#marseyshy2:

  GlowieKong +23m +9 / -0
  >You're not a good writer, you're a good editor
  Oh I'm sorry, did I

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-07-16T19Z
HOLE: personal
TITLE: I took the day off
URL: N/A
VOTES: +41 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I took the day off to spend time with my family. I gave my boss a heads up that I wouldn't be in today and she was very understanding.
I'm going to make an ugly cake tonight for my niece's birthday, and I'm going to get drunk and have a great time :marseyexcited:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +17 / -0
:#marseywinemom:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +13 / -0
  :marseyagree:

ponyblaze +1m +10 / -0
what are your thoughts on israel?

  LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +18 / -0
  I'm not a fan of war

    ponyblaze +1m +13 / -0
    thats why israel is so great! theyre always at war, thats how they stay great!

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +13 / -0
      :#marseysaluteisrael:

    asshole +6m +10 / -0
    {GIF}
    !slots100

    tempest +1h +3 / -0
    I thought you were pro-war bb

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +3 / -0
      I'm pro drama

  asshole +5m +13 / -0
  I thought you were an isreal supporter?

    ponyblaze +2m +10 / -0
    i am. i'm just trying to get a read on lil marshmallow's opinions on the israel-palestine conflict

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +11 / -0
      I'm a big fan of peace. I think that people can come to peace without resorting to war
      I have a lot of sympathy for Palestine, but I think they're making a bad situation worse.

        ponyblaze +1m +13 / -0
        you are a wonderful person. thank you for your service!

          LilMarseyontheprairie +

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2023-07-24T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm going to buy a headboard
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I can't believe I never had one. I've been sleeping on the floor with my mattress and box spring.
I'm tired of waking up in the morning with my head right next to the wall.
I'm tired of the bed frame being so tiny that I have to pull the mattress to the side to get in and out.
I'm tired of sleeping on the floor.
I'm tired of waking up with a headache every morning.
I'm tired of sleeping on the floor.
I'm tired of waking up with a headache every morning.
I'm tired of sleeping on the floor.
I'm tired of waking up with a headache every morning.
I'm tired of sleeping on the floor.
I'm tired of waking up with a headache every morning.
I'm tired of sleeping on the floor.
I'm tired of waking up with a headache every morning.
I'm tired of sleeping on the floor.
I'm tired of waking up with a headache every morning.
I'm tired of sleeping on the floor.
I'm tired of waking up with a headache every morning.
I'm tired of sleeping on the floor.
I'm tired of waking up with a headache every morning.
I'm tired of sleeping on the floor.
I'm tired of waking up with a headache every morning.
I'm tired of sleeping on the floor.
I'm tired of waking up with a headache every morning.
I'm tired of sleeping on the floor.
I'm tired of waking up with a headache every morning.
I'm tired of sleeping on the floor.
I'm tired of waking up with a headache every morning.
I'm tired of sleeping on the floor.
I'm tired of waking up with a headache every morning.
I'm tired of sleeping on the floor.
I'm tired of waking up with a headache every morning.
I'm tired of sleeping on the floor.
I'm tired of waking up with a headache every morning.
I'm tired of sleeping on the floor.
I'm tired of waking up with a headache every morning.
I'm tired of sleeping on the floor.
I'm tired of waking up with a headache every morning.
I'm tired of sleeping on the floor.
I'm tired of waking up with a headache every morning.
I'm tired of sleeping on the floor.
I

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-05-18T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I know it's a bit but what the actual fuck
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +35 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I saw this today at the grocery store and it genuinely broke my brain
:#marseybrainlet:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +23 / -0
> $5 per gallon
lol

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +19 / -0
  I know
  I thought it was a joke but it's a legitimate item in the store

    peepeehands +49s +12 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

    1066_International +27m +12 / -0
    It’s from the same company that sells the $15 gallon of gas at the pump.

    Patsy +1h +6 / -0
    :#marseyxdorbit:

  NO +1h +11 / -0
  {IMG}

    Lv999_Slime_God +32m +12 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

      NO +2h +4 / -0
      I wonder if he's still at austin power. That pic is from like 2009.

        Lv999_Slime_God +1m +4 / -0
        I think he got kicked off the show after that. He was a bit too much of a dick for the other members of the crew

          NO +11m +3 / -0
          I was thinking of austin powers. The guy that said $15 per gallon was an austin powers guy.

            Lv999_Slime_God +1m +3 / -0
            oh, yeah that's probably him

  DickButtKiss +45m +4 / -0
  Thats pretty reasonable. I'm sure it would be good for the car

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +16m +11 / -0
@arsey

  arsey +1h +10 / -0
  My gas station used to have it but they got rid of it lol

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-07-07T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytwerking: I GOT A HONORARY TITLE :marseytwerking:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
gaslighter +1m +10 / -0
:#marseybutt:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +3m +10 / -0
  :#marseyblowkiss:

    gaslighter +1m +7 / -0
    :#marseyblush:

LilMarseyontheprairie +17s +7 / -0
:#marseybutt:

  gaslighter +1m +7 / -0
  :#marseybutt:

    LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +6 / -0
    :#marseybutt:

      gaslighter +1m +5 / -0
      :#marseybutt:

        LilMarseyontheprairie +35s +5 / -0
        :#marseybutt:

          gaslighter +37s +4 / -0
          :#marseybutt:

            LilMarseyontheprairie +34s +4 / -0
            :#marseybutt:

              gaslighter +31s +4 / -0
              :#marseybutt:

                LilMarseyontheprairie +52s +4 / -0
                :#marseybutt:

                  gaslighter +1m +4 / -0
                  :#marseybutt:

                    LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +4 / -0
                    :#marseybutt:

                      gaslighter +1m +4 / -0
                      :#marseybutt:

                        LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +4 / -0
                        :#marseybutt:

                          gaslighter +38s +4 / -0
                          :#marseybutt:

                            LilMarseyontheprairie +38s +4 / -0
                            :#marseybutt:

                            LilMarseyontheprairie +36s +

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-02-13T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I don't care if it's a meme, it's a good meme
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am so glad I'm not the only one who's had this thought
:marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
boogiecat +1m +10 / -0
>get married
>your husband has a date lined up for 10:30 am
:#marseyaware:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +7 / -0
  I've had this thought
  :marseyitsover:

    boogiecat +1m +5 / -0
    i feel like you could make a really good meme with this
    something like "one of the perks of getting married is getting a free hooker"

      LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +4 / -0
      I'm too lazy to even try
      :marseyantiwork2:
      If I was less lazy I would make a marsey version of this and submit it

        boogiecat +54s +4 / -0
        :#marseythanks: i would love to see it

  Ladytroon +10m +4 / -0
  That’s what I do with the foids I meet at the bar

    boogiecat +1h +3 / -0
    :#marseynotes:

Maximus +10m +6 / -0
:marseysniff:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseysniff:
  Ugh, I can't wait to get married
  :marseypraying:

    Maximus +1m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +5 / -0
      :marseyxd:

        Maximus +3m +5 / -0
        :mjlol: {IMG}

          LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +5 / -0
          :marseyfluffy:

  Tomfoolery +1h +3 / -0
  :marseys

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-08-16T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Weekly "What are you watching thread" #7
URL: N/A
VOTES: +30 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Please comment what you're watching, and rate it.
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +2m +17 / -1
I'm watching this old series about a guy who goes to a remote island to live in a cabin. The stuff about nature is cool but I'm more interested in the guy who's there and how he copes with being alone. I'm hoping it's going to be a bit more psychological than just 'oh he likes nature that's cool' and will actually go into the psychology of loneliness etc

  LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +12 / -1
  I like those types of shows, do you have a link or know the title?

    arseupwrongo +3m +9 / -1
    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14260700/
    I think it's called Northman or something

      LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +10 / -1
      Oh, thanks!
      I really like that type of show, I have a few of them on my watch list

      TournamentFishing +2h +4 / -1
      :marseysoypoint: It's a sequel to the Godfather!
      :marseysoypoint2: Godfather 2

  Kiwibee +2h +5 / -1
  So you like the nature documentary but want to know more about the people who made it?

    arseupwrongo +1m +5 / -1
    Yeah, I guess I'm more interested in the human side than the nature side of it. I like nature stuff but I'd rather just watch a documentary on that than some nature stuff but with a human in it

      Kiwibee +2m +5 / -1
      I think that's why I haven't watched the show. I like nature documentaries but they seem to focus on the people rather than the nature.

        arseupwrongo +1m +4 / -1
        The nature stuff is interesting but I'm more interested in what's going on in his mind

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-08-03T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyexciteddance: DRAMATARD DANCE PARTY :!marseyexciteddance:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-06-01T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 4000 dramacoin to whoever can make this Marsey
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +42 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A Marsey holding an aevann plushie
:#capypharaoh:
:#capylove:
COMMENTS:
Redactor0 +2h +13 / -0
{IMG}

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +9 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  KawaiiFembee +1h +6 / -0
  {IMG}

Gorgeous_Gorillawitz +1h +12 / -0
{IMG} {IMG}

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseyheart:

    Gorgeous_Gorillawitz +1m +14 / -0
    {IMG}

      LilMarseyontheprairie +23s +9 / -0
      :#marseysoypoint:

      KawaiiFembee +1h +5 / -0
      {IMG}

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +9 / -0
I will draw it for 2000 dramacoin

  LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +6 / -0
  :#marseycool:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +6 / -0
    Ok I will draw it when I get home from work

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +4 / -0
      :#marseyexcited:

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +22m +5 / -0
        {IMG}

          LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +4 / -0
          :#marseyheart:

          KawaiiFembee +1h +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +14m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              KawaiiFembee +2h +2 / -0
              :#marseybow:

          DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
          @aevann

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2025-06-12T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfrenchitsover2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +81 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
# THE FRENCH HAVE BEEN DEFEATED
:#marseyitsover: :#marseyitsover: :#marseyitsover:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
BigBlackCockatiel +18m +29 / -1
:#marseydeux: Au revoir!
:#marseyfrenchitsover2: Au revoir!

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +18m +14 / -1
  :#marseyfrenchitsover:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +10 / -1
  :marseydeux: :marseydeux: :marseydeux:
  :#marseyfrenchitsover2:
  :marseydeux: :marseydeux: :marseydeux:

    BigBlackCockatiel +3m +8 / -1
    :#marseydeuxfoid: :#marseydeuxfoid: :#marseydeuxfoid:
    :#marseyfrenchitsover2:
    :#marseydeuxfoid: :#marseydeuxfoid: :#marseydeuxfoid:

      LilMarseyontheprairie +55s +9 / -1
      :#marseydeuxfoid: :#marseydeuxfoid: :#marseydeuxfoid:
      :#marseyfrenchitsover2:
      :#marseydeuxfoid: :#marseydeuxfoid: :#marseydeuxfoid:

        BigBlackCockatiel +3m +11 / -1
        :#marseydeuxfoid: :#marseydeuxfoid: :#marseydeuxfoid:
        :#marseyfrenchitsover2:
        :#marseydeuxfoid: :#marsey

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2023-07-10T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The summer of 2023 is a tale of two summers: hot, or rainy?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +48 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseydrunk:
As the title states, I had a moment of clarity this evening and realized that I haven't posted about the weather in a bit, so I figured I'd take a moment to do so.
:#marseytabletired:
It has been a long, long summer. In fact, the longest summer since 1953. That's right, 70 years ago!
:#marseyshook:
It's been a tough summer, but I suppose I should be grateful. The heat and humidity have been consistent throughout the summer, so I'm not struggling to adjust my routine to the temperature.
:#marseyburn:
But, that doesn't mean I haven't had to make adjustments. I've been drinking more water and tea, eating more fruits and veggies, and trying to avoid the sun as much as possible. I've also been wearing lighter clothing and using sunscreen. I suppose I should be grateful that I haven't had to deal with any heat-related illnesses, but I'm not sure that I am.
:#marseybeach:
As for the rain, it's been a mixed bag. Some days, it's been much needed relief from the heat, but other days, it's been a pain in the ass. I've had to cancel plans, deal with flooded roads, and even had to clean up after the storm. I suppose I should be grateful that I haven't had to deal with any major weather events, but I'm not sure that I am.
:#marseyflood:
All in all, the summer of 2023 has been a tale of two summers: hot, or rainy. I'm not sure which one I prefer, but I'm certainly glad that it's almost over.
:#marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
Elias_Acorn +2m +20 / -0
Cope :marseyburn: I don't mind heat I just hate the humidity. I will die if I ever get to live in a place where it rains like once a year and humidity is non existent

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2023-08-16T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What's your favorite hobby?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been spending a lot of time recently making miniatures
I just started a new project with a friend.
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +4m +7 / -0
I like knitting and crochet and sewing and cross stitching and embroidery and patchwork and tatting and needlepoint and shibori and knitting and crochet and sewing and cross stitching and embroidery and patchwork and tatting and needlepoint and shibori and knitting and crochet and sewing and cross stitching and embroidery and patchwork and tatting and needlepoint and shibori and knitting and crochet and sewing and cross stitching and embroidery and patchwork and tatting and needlepoint and shibori and knitting and crochet and sewing and cross stitching and embroidery and patchwork and tatting and needlepoint and shibori and knitting and crochet and sewing and cross stitching and embroidery and patchwork and tatting and needlepoint and shibori and knitting and crochet and sewing and cross stitching and embroidery and patchwork and tatting and needlepoint and shibori.

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +4 / -0
  That's a lot of hobbies
  :marseyexcited:
  What's your favorite?

    Cao_Cao +1m +4 / -0
    Knitting and crochet and sewing and cross stitching and embroidery and patchwork and tatting and needlepoint and shibori and knitting and crochet and sewing and cross stitching and embroidery and patchwork and tatting and needlepoint and shibori and knitting and crochet and sewing and cross stitching and embroidery and patchwork and tatting and needlepoint and shibori and knitting and crochet and sewing and cross stitching and embroidery and patchwork and tatting and needlepoint and shibori.

      LilMarseyontheprairie +3m +4 / -0
      :marseydead:

Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +5 / -0
I like to read, and I like to read about reading.

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +4 / -0
  I like reading as well

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +11m +3 / -0
    what kind

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-03-15T21Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseybeach: :marseysun: :marseybeach:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +57 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The sun is out
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +55m +14 / -0
I’m so glad I’m not a fat fuck

  LilMarseyontheprairie +5m +16 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:
  I'm not either, I'm just sunburned

    FrozenChosen +53s +13 / -0
    I’m actually sunburnt too. I am super pale and it’s a pain in the ass

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +12 / -0
      :marseyknowthatfeelbro:
      I used to be darker, but I've been in the office too long
      :marseyitsover:

        FrozenChosen +3m +10 / -0
        One of my friends who is very fair has an amazing tan. I think it’s genetics. She’s super fair too but gets a great tan. I tried being a bronzer and it’s just not the same.

          LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +10 / -0
          I'm a natural blonde, and I've been trying to get a nice blonde tan
          :marseyflirt:

            FrozenChosen +51s +9 / -0
            Blonde is very hot :blush:

              LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +9 / -0
              :marseyblush:

          FrozenChosen +21s +5 / -0
          @tnt

            LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +9 / -0
            I'm a natural blonde, and I've been trying to get a nice blonde tan
            :marseyflirt:

              FrozenChosen +3m +8 / -0
              Blonde is very hot :blush:

                LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +9 / -0
                :marseyblush:

                  FrozenChosen +2m +5 / -0
                  :marseyflirt

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-08-26T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit :marseyreportmaxxer3: in the wild
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers comment}
VOTES: +34 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyreportmaxxer2:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +13 / -0
> A teacher would say this but would be fired for it.
lol that's literally how it works

  LilMarseyontheprairie +3m +11 / -0
  :marseyxd:

whyareyou +1h +6 / -0
> No wonder I'm so down today.
:marseyxd:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +11m +6 / -0
  :marseysmug2:

    whyareyou +4h +2 / -0
    :marseygiveup: I'm trying to type better but I'm so ashamed of my own writing

      LilMarseyontheprairie +4h +2 / -0
      :marseyknowthatfeelbro:

        whyareyou +58m +2 / -0
        :marseyknowthatfeelbro:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +11m +5 / -0
  :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

    whyareyou +4h +2 / -0
    :marseyknowthatfeelbro: :marseyknowthatfeelbro: :marseyknowthatfeelbro:

      LilMarseyontheprairie +4h +2 / -0
      :marseyknowthatfeelbro: :marseyknowthatfeelbro:

        whyareyou +58m +2 / -0
        :marseyknowthatfeelbro:

          LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +2 / -0
          :marseyknowthatfeelbro:

            whyareyou +1m +2 / -0
            :marseyknowthatfeelbro: :marseyknowthatfeelbro: :marseyknowthatfeelbro:

              LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +2 / -

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2023-06-28T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I got my Master's Degree!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +151 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseygrad:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +10m +47 / -1
You got a masters in English? 😂😂😂

  LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +24 / -0
  I've got a B.S. in English and a Master's in Clinical Psychology

    tempest +23m +21 / -0
    So how much are you charging per session?

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +22 / -0
      200/hr for 50 minutes

        tempest +1m +15 / -0
        So you're basically doing my job but for free :marseysmug2:

          LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +15 / -0
          :#marseyshy4:
          I'm your favorite therapist

            tempest +1m +10 / -0
            :#marseyshy4pat:

        KKKaamrev +2h +8 / -0
        I'm so proud of you. You can do it! You're so smart.

          LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +5 / -0
          Thank you
          :marseyembrace:

        gmensing +1h +7 / -0
        I'm sorry you are an idiot.

          LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +8 / -0
          Why? Because I didn't get a degree in computer science? :marseycry:

            gmensing +2m +8 / -0
            Yes.

              LilMarseyontheprairie +35s +9 / -0
              :marseycrying:

        TariqNasheed +1h +6 / -0
        You should get a PhD in psychology and work for the government

          LilMarseyontheprairie +41s +8 / -0
          I'm thinking about it
          :marseythinkorino:

            TariqNasheed +1m +6 /

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-05-02T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chonkers in the comments
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseychonker2: :marseychonkerfoid:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +15 / -0
me on the left

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +9 / -0
  Same
  :marseyhearts:

Maximus +2m +10 / -0
:marseyeyemixer3:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +8 / -0
  :marseyeyemixer:

    Maximus +1m +8 / -0
    :marseyeyemixer2:

      LilMarseyontheprairie +39s +7 / -0
      :marseyeyemixer3:

        Maximus +39s +8 / -0
        :marseyeyemixer2:

          LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +8 / -0
          :marseyeyemixer:

            Maximus +1m +8 / -0
            :marseyeyemixer:

              LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +8 / -0
              :marseyeyemixer3:

                Maximus +1m +8 / -0
                :marseyeyemixer2:

                  LilMarseyontheprairie +46s +8 / -0
                  :marseyeyemixer:

                    Maximus +1m +8 / -0
                    :marseyeyemixer2:

                      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +8 / -0
                      :marseyeyemixer3:

                        Maximus +1m +8 / -0
                        :marseyeyemixer:

                          LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +8 / -0
                          :marseyeyemixer2:

                            Maximus +1m +8 / -0
                            :marseyeyemixer3:

  NO +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyeyemixer3:

LilMarseyontheprairie

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-08-03T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflirt: :marseyblowkiss:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +75 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!catholics
COMMENTS:
X +1m +12 / -0
:#marseyshy2:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +10 / -0
  :#marseyblush:

    X +1m +9 / -0
    :#marseyshy2:

  ElverGalarga +1h +2 / -0
  Me when I see a Filipina

    X +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseyshy2:

      ElverGalarga +34s +2 / -0
      I'm going to be stuck in the Philippines for 2 weeks, I'm getting a little nervous

        X +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseyshy2:

          ElverGalarga +2h +2 / -0
          What's the best way to find a Filipina for a quick fuck?

            X +4m +2 / -0
            :#marseyshy2:

              ElverGalarga +1m +2 / -0
              What's the best place to find them?
              I've heard that the best place is the airport

                X +3m +2 / -0
                :#marseyshy2:

                  ElverGalarga +3m +2 / -0
                  I'm going to Cebu, any tips?

                    X +1m +2 / -0
                    :#marseyshy2:

                      ElverGalarga +1m +2 / -0
                      Should I get a hotel that has a bar and look for a girl there?

                        X +49s +2 / -0
                        :#marseyshy2:

                          ElverGalarga +1m +2 / -0
                          Should I go to a bar and try to pick one up?

                            X +35s +2 / -0
                            :#marseyshy2:

DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +53m +7

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2025-05-29T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +89 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&Hit&&
&&Miss&&
COMMENTS:
FourthCowboy +45m +18 / -0
So did the white man get his land back? :marseyhmmm:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +4m +23 / -0
  The white man is now a "non-landed white man"
  :#marseyemojilaugh:

    FourthCowboy +2m +12 / -0
    Oh :marseyxd:

    gigachad_brony +1h +9 / -0
    So they are now just a white man?

      LilMarseyontheprairie +3m +9 / -0
      :#marseyagree:
      {IMG}

        gigachad_brony +15m +5 / -0
        Based.

      TheOverSeether +2h +3 / -0
      They're still white, but they are now homeless.
      :marseyreading:

        gigachad_brony +10h +2 / -0
        So now they are just white?
        :marseyconfused:

          TheOverSeether +1h +2 / -0
          Yes.
          :marseyagree:

            gigachad_brony +13h +2 / -0
            :marseyconfused2:
            Why are you lying to me?

              TheOverSeether +3h +2 / -0
              :marseydisagree:

                gigachad_brony +1h +2 / -0
                :marseyconfused2:

  fafad +2h +3 / -0
  Yes, but now they are homeless

  Haberdasher +5h +3 / -0
  Yes, but now they're homeless.

loli_esports +1h +13 / -0
He do be a landchad

  Lv999_Lich_King +3h +4 / -0
  He be a landchad for sure

Bardpinged +3h +7 / -0
I don

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2023-08-24T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Weekly What are you watching thread #1
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +42 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Hello everyone! It's time for another weekly *what are you watching?* thread! :marseygossip:
I hope you all had a lovely week!
I'm watching *The Wonder* on Apple TV, it's a 6 episode miniseries based on a novel of the same name. It's about a young girl who is allegedly able to fast for 40 days without eating, and is sent to a convent to be observed. The story is pretty slow, but the cinematography is lovely. There's no real plot or twists and I'm not sure what it's trying to say yet.
I'm also watching *The White Lotus* season 3. I'll admit, I didn't watch S2 until after S3 aired. I didn't mind S2, but I didn't love it either. S3 was a bit of a rollercoaster in my opinion, but I enjoyed it overall.
I'm also watching *The Bear*, an HBO show about a young chef named Carmy who returns to his hometown after the death of his brother and opens a Michelin star restaurant. It's a bit of a rollercoaster, but it's very well written and the story is compelling. It's a show about family, friendship, and the importance of being able to move on from the past.
COMMENTS:
BimothyX1 +2m +13 / -0
I'm bimothy hello :marseywave2:

  DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +4h +3 / -0
  :#marseywave3:
  hello bimothy

KingBaldwinsFace +33m +13 / -0
I'm watching a movie that came out in 1989 and is about a real-life person that lived in the 1960's. It's called *The Fugitive*.
It stars Harrison Ford.
I know this is a pretty basic suggestion, but that's what I'm doing.

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +8 / -0
  I haven't seen *The Fugitive*, is it good?

    KingBaldwinsFace +1h +

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2023-07-10T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Where do you fall?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +123 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseycomfy:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +84 / -0
:#marseyautism:

  tempest +2h +17 / -0
  I love you but this isn't the Marsey I wanted to see.

    peepeehands +4m +17 / -0
    :#marseyautismchonker:

      tempest +2m +11 / -0
      yeah that's the one
      :#marseyautism: is very cute tho

      Lv999_Lich_King +3h +2 / -0
      I like the one with the blue shirt and orange pants
      :marseyautism:

Lappland +2m +40 / -0
I'm actually a lot of those things but I don't think I'm any of them to an extreme level.

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +44 / -0
  :#marseyembrace:
  I'm glad you're okay with your quirks

    Lappland +2m +43 / -0
    :#marseyfluffy:
    I don't think of them as "quirks" because I don't think of them as bad or good. I just am who I am.

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +29 / -0
      :#marseyheart:
      I'm glad you're so comfortable in your own skin

        Lappland +1m +25 / -0
        Thank you, it's honestly pretty nice to be able to accept yourself and not try to change. It's hard to find people who feel the same.

          LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +18 / -0
          :marseyblush:
          That's so sweet

  UraniumDonGER +1h +13 / -0
  The only thing you're good at is to make jokes about your own death, so you're actually a great dramatard :marseycool2:

    Lappland

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-04-29T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: All I know about the Civil War is the south lost and that's why we can't have nice things
URL: N/A
VOTES: +36 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
What's the tea?
COMMENTS:
X +5m +34 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}

  LilMarseyontheprairie +42s +21 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  WeThreeKweens +1h +11 / -0
  !bookworms :marseyshesright:

  TheOverSeether +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseyhesfluffyyouknow:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyshesright:

  dramasexual +2h +3 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  UnpackThisSweaty +5h +3 / -0
  This but unironically.

arsey +10m +25 / -0
The south lost because of a bunch of cowards that didn't want to die. I think the south was 100% correct that the north was going to try to take over the south and pass laws that would make them not own slaves. The north was definitely going to take over the south and it would have been a bloodbath.

  LilMarseyontheprairie +3m +23 / -0
  I think it was more that they were just tired of the north telling them what to do
  :#marseysoutherner:
  Also, I'm not a burger. I just love the south
  :#marseysouthernbelle4:

    arsey +3m +12 / -0
    I'm a burger but I know nothing about it other than Civil War stuff. lol I think they were tired of being told what to do too but they wanted to make money too. They thought they could get away with it. lol

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +10 / -0
      :#marseyflirt:
      Yeah, they were totally gonna get away with it. They had

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2023-06-23T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New stonetoss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +102 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&hit&&
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COMMENTS:
DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +20m +44 / -0
{IMG}

  poopdick +1h +14 / -0
  {IMG}

    DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +6m +9 / -0
    {IMG}

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +13 / -0
  :marseyxd:

  Sal +3h +6 / -0
  :#marseysal:

    DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +2m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

      Sal +2m +3 / -0
      :#marseysal:

  NO +1h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

Dramarama +3m +30 / -0
{IMG}

  DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +18m +28 / -0
  {IMG}

    9 +1h +14 / -0
    !animalposters new marsey just dropped

      DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +4m +13 / -0
      {IMG} {IMG}

        9 +1m +8 / -0
        :marseypleading2:

          DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +37m +8 / -0
          {IMG}

            9 +34m +8 / -0
            :marseypleading2:

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              {IMG}

                9 +3m +7 / -0
                :marseypleading2:

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                    9 +3m +6 / -0
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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-04-11T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymonk: :marseycontemplate: :marseygoodnight:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +34 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseykingcrown:
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +1m +9 / -0
:#marseyhesright:

Dramamine +3h +5 / -0
I was gonna make a joke about "I'm gonna need a bigger hole" but it just sounds like he's trying to get some sort of political favor. :#marseydisagree:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +3 / -0
  > it just sounds like he's trying to get some sort of political favor.
  It does lol

    Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
    I think the idea is that if you're a retard who can't come up with a good joke you should just be a monk. It's probably a good rule of life.

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyagree:

        Dramamine +6m +2 / -0
        I'm trying to decide if I should become a monk or a politician. I think I'll do both.

          LilMarseyontheprairie +59s +2 / -0
          :marseyagreefast:

            Dramamine +5m +2 / -0
            Thanks, King. You're the best. @A is a fake king. :marseykingcrown: :marseyking:

              LilMarseyontheprairie +56s +2 / -0
              :marseyshy5: :marseythanks:

                Dramamine +2m +2 / -0
                No problem, king. :marseyking:

                  LilMarseyontheprairie +40s +2 / -0
                  :marseyembrace:

                    Dramamine +3m +2 / -0
                    :#marseyblowkiss: :#marseyblowkiss: :#marseyblowkiss: :#marseyblow

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2023-07-13T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Weekly What are you watching thread #2
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +46 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Hello, everyone! It's the second weekly What are you watching thread!
My viewing habits are a little more varied this week, I watched a few movies but also some TV.
First, let's start with my movies. I started the week off with *The Woman King* (2022). I liked it, I thought it was an interesting story. I recommend it, if you want a good historical film.
The second movie I watched was *The Covenant* (1996). I saw it mentioned on r/truefilm and it was a film I had never heard of before, so I gave it a try. It's a thriller about a man that kidnaps his wife's son from his ex. I would say the movie is worth a watch if you like thrillers.
The third movie I watched was *The Menu* (2022). I'm a sucker for any movie with Ralph Fiennes, so I watched it. It's about a couple that gets invited to a dinner party on a remote island, and the host of the dinner party is a bit deranged. The film is well made and the acting is great. I recommend it.
On to my TV shows, first, I watched *Silo* Season 1. I enjoyed it. It's a post apocalyptic show about a group of people that live in a silo. It's a good show and I'm looking forward to the next season.
The second show I watched was *Euphoria* Season 3. I've never watched this show before, and I found it to be a little too intense for me. I enjoyed some of the performances, but I didn't finish the season.
That's it for me. What are you watching?
:#marseywatchingtv:
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +1m +18 / -0
A lot of movies about women who are heartbroken. Heartwarming!
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  smolchickentenders +6h +4 / -0
  !biofoids what's your favorite movie about a woman who is heartbroken?

    FrozenChosen +1h +1 / -0
    This one! https://www

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2023-07-06T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 4chan's /sp/ discusses the bumble question
URL: https://archived.moe/sp/thread/128780200
VOTES: +39 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyfrozenchosen:
:marseyexcited:
:#marseywall:
COMMENTS:
Dramacel +1h +15 / -0
>Jesus Christ how do you people manage to have such weird fetishes. This is like the female equivalent of trannies
:#marseyhesright:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +3m +8 / -0
  :marseyxd:

  KinoBushido +1h +5 / -0
  Foids do be crazy tho

  JohnDevereaux +3h +2 / -0
  >female equivalent of trannies
  {IMG}

pizzashill +4h +10 / -0
I think a lot of guys just want to pretend they're dating a woman.

  LilMarseyontheprairie +20m +12 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:
  The same goes for the gays who want to pretend they're dating a man

    KinoBushido +2h +6 / -0
    Gays are the foids of men

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +5 / -0
      :#marseyshesright:
      :#marseymanysuchcases:

    pizzashill +5m +4 / -0
    I don't really get it, I'm just weird and like a few things.
    I'm also not a sex addict.

      LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +6 / -0
      There's nothing wrong with being a little weird, it's how you get to know yourself
      :marseyblush:
      I'm a bit of a freak myself

        pizzashill +49m +4 / -0
        I'm a little weird in the sense that I like a few things you'd consider weird, like say I like to get my face licked, but there's nothing sexual about it.
        The other thing is I

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2023-07-19T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: These are the holes I wish I could mod :marseydepressed:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +191 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseysulk:
COMMENTS:
gaslighter +2m +114 / -1
{IMG}

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +46 / -0
  :#marseydeadinside2:

  MarseylnBoots +2h +23 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

  JohnDevereaux +5h +11 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

  DickButtKiss +11h +6 / -0
  The best part is it's true. That's how I feel about holes

  Elise_Culpepper +5h +4 / -0
  Me when my ex got a nose job

carpathianflorist +2m +94 / -0
I would mod you in a heartbeat. The only thing you’re lacking is the necessary dedication to the role. I hope you see this.

  LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +51 / -0
  I don't think I can do it
  :marseygiveup:

    carpathianflorist +3m +51 / -0
    But you’re the perfect person for the job! I can tell.

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +37 / -0
      I just don't have the energy

        carpathianflorist +3m +50 / -0
        You’re a mod now. You can tell the other mods to do it.

          LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +36 / -0
          :#marseyitsover:

          everyone +12h +5 / -0
          Inb4 LLM is a benevolent dictator.

    Penny +15m +32 / -0
    {GIF}

    tempest +1h +14 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:

    KinoBushido +1h +13 / -0

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2023-08-03T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A day in the life of a 45 year old @FrozenChosen
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +214 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
How @FrozenChosen spends her day
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +5m +109 / -1
{IMG}
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  Soren +1h +45 / -1
  so true king, I have literally never seen frozen, it must be a big secret

    Dick_Dastardly +46m +38 / -1
    {IMG}

    ThousandBestLives +1h +19 / -1
    It's a fetish

      Soren +10m +13 / -2
      I don't think you get to call things a fetish

        ThousandBestLives +20m +20 / -1
        I get to call anything a fetish

          Soren +5m +12 / -1
          :#marseyhesright:

    Smiley +1h +14 / -1
    You're such a fucking loser lmfao

      Soren +1m +13 / -2
      you are a fucking loser lmfao

        Smiley +1h +12 / -1
        You're a fucking loser lmfao

          Soren +22m +8 / -2
          you are a fucking loser lmfao

            Smiley +1h +11 / -1
            You're a fucking loser lmfao

              Soren +1m +7 / -2
              you are a fucking loser lmfao

    _sus +3h +11 / -1
    she's not fat. she's just... a bit on the larger side.

      Soren +1m +6 / -2
      she has the same body type as me (a bit more muscle), she is not fat

        _sus +1m +13 / -1
        I think she's fatter than you

          Soren +2m +10 / -2
          I am not fat

            _sus +4m +13 / -1
            neither

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-04-19T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a woman and I'm a witch :marseywitch3: AMA
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +61 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseywitch3:
I'm also a transbian, but I don't think that's really relevant to being a witch.
You may also have noticed I'm a goblin :marseygoblin:
COMMENTS:
YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1h +24 / -0
Can you summon the spirit of Ted Kaczynski into my room so I can ask him why he did it.

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +13 / -0
  I'm sure I could, but I'd need a shrine to him and a chalice
  {GIF}

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +16 / -0
    I have a shrine to him.
    {IMG}

      LilMarseyontheprairie +3m +12 / -0
      :#marseyxd:
      {IMG}
      {IMG}

        YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +2m +13 / -0
        :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:
        Will do. I am going to be in a dark room for 24 hours.

          LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +12 / -0
          :#marseyoperasmug:

    TheDunceonMaster +4h +6 / -0
    I summon Ted Kaczynski to this house and make him my familiar, I command you to obey me.

      LilMarseyontheprairie +3m +5 / -0
      :#marseyxd:

  LizWarren2028 +4h +8 / -0
  I summon you to this house and make you my familiar, I command you to obey me.

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +5m +6 / -0
    :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace:

  coned +1h +6 / -0
  i'm gonna summon the spirit of that ted kaczynski guy and make him my

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2023-07-19T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycracka: :marseycracka: :marseycracka: :marseycracka: :marseycracka: :marseycracka:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +48 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
Lappland +3m +31 / -0
That's a lot of pictures of a man's feet.

  LilMarseyontheprairie +53s +20 / -0
  :#marseycheers:

  BigBussyHunter +4m +16 / -0
  :#marseyfeet:

  UraniumDonGER +1h +6 / -0
  :#marseyfart:

BimothyX1 +4m +18 / -0
I can't take you seriously, your username is LilMarseyontheprairie

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +20 / -0
  :#marseyteehee:

    BimothyX1 +1m +12 / -0
    I'm bimothy hello :marseywave2:

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +10 / -0
      :marseywave2:

    garlicdoors +11m +12 / -0
    {IMG}

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +9 / -0
      :marseybeandrool:

peepeehands +1m +14 / -0
nice feet

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +13 / -0
  :#marseyshy2:

    peepeehands +1m +12 / -0
    they don't look like the average dramatard foot

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +13 / -0
      :marseycry:
      I'll take that as a compliment

        peepeehands +1m +12 / -0
        :#marseyblowkiss:

          LilMarseyon

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-02-27T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Serious post] Why do people not take the meds they need
URL: N/A
VOTES: +45 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I know I'm not the only one who has seen people take their meds, but then forget to take them a few days later.
I've seen people get a few refills worth of meds, and then never go back to the doctor to get more.
I've seen people get their meds and then stop taking them because they "feel better"
I don't get it, I'm not a doctor, but if you need meds, you need meds, take your meds.
I'm not trying to be a pill popper.
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +2m +31 / -0
1) the side effects can be really awful. It’s like I’m a robot and my emotions don’t exist. I take a break when I feel it’s too much. I’ll be back on in a few weeks, it’s not a big deal.
2) the medications aren’t always effective. I’ve been on a number of them and it’s hit or miss. Sometimes I feel like I’m not even on them.
3) I don’t want to be on them forever. I want to be cured.

  LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +25 / -0
  I don't know, I've taken them for years and my emotions are still there, but I'm not having panic attacks every time I'm in public.
  I'm not even saying you should be on them forever, but I'm not seeing the downside.
  I don't know, I'm just trying to understand, I don't mean any disrespect.
  I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings

    FrozenChosen +1m +26 / -0
    It’s okay. I’m sorry if I came off as mean, I’m just frustrated bc I know I’m not the only one with this problem. I’ll be okay.

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +24 / -0
      I'm sorry you feel that way, I know how it feels.
      It's like when you're trying to explain to people how you feel, and they just don't get it.
      I'll be okay too

        FrozenCh

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-06-29T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseynerd2: :marseyfunko: :!marseysoypoint:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +48 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:soyjakwow:
COMMENTS:
Joan_Wayne_Gacy +4m +14 / -0
Soy shit. Everyone knows Funko pops are way more collectible than legos.

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +11 / -0
  :#marseynerd2talking:

  Cute_Good_Friend +10m +9 / -0
  :#marseynerd2talking:

    LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +8 / -0
    :#marseyfunko: :#marseysoypoint:
    :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint:

      Cute_Good_Friend +1m +8 / -0
      :#soysnoo5talking:

        LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +7 / -0
        :#marseyfunko:
        :#marseysoypoint:

          Cute_Good_Friend +1m +6 / -0
          :#marseysoylentgrintalking:

            LilMarseyontheprairie +33s +6 / -0
            :#marseysoypoint:
            :#marseysoypoint:

              Cute_Good_Friend +41s +6 / -0
              :#marseysoylentgrin:

                LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +6 / -0
                :#marseysoypoint:
                :#marseysoypoint:
                :#marseysoypoint:

                  Cute_Good_Friend +1m +4 / -0
                  :#soyjakwowtalking:

                    LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-04-19T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Weekly Marsey post #3
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyloveyou:
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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-04-02T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyvibing: :marseyjam: :marseyjamming:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyvibing: :marseyjam: :marseyjamming:
COMMENTS:
YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1h +9 / -0
The most kino thing I saw last year was when a nigga got his head stuck in a window and the cops had to break it to free him. It was a hilarious accident.
{IMG}
{IMG}

  Patsy +1m +6 / -0
  !animalposters

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

  tempest +1h +3 / -0
  I'm glad it was only his head and not his entire body. That's just a terrible way to go.

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +2m +2 / -0
    Lol yeh it was pretty bad. Hope they didnt break his neck or smth.

  J +2h +3 / -0
  I hope they were paid

BigBussyHunter +4m +8 / -0
{GIF}

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseyshesright:

    BigBussyHunter +4m +6 / -0
    :marseyagree:

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +4 / -0
      :marseyblowkiss:

        BigBussyHunter +3m +5 / -0
        :marseyflirt:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +7 / -0
This is the most boring shit I've ever seen

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +6 / -0
  :marseycheerup:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +5 / -0
    :marseyblowkiss:

      LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +5 / -0

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2023-08-07T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +70 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
COMMENTS:
Penny +23m +17 / -0
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +11 / -0
  Omg
  :#marseyadmire:

  Eleganza +2h +7 / -0
  {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

    Penny +4m +6 / -0
    :marseyjam: i love these

  Dramacel +3h +6 / -0
  I'm gonna start a marsey breeding program
  :#marseycapykiss:

    Penny +2m +4 / -0
    {IMG} :marseyflirt:

      Dramacel +6m +4 / -0
      :#marseyblush: :#marseyshy4:

        Penny +2m +4 / -0
        {IMG} :marseyheart:

  1 +14h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    Penny +1m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

Lappland +2m +16 / -0
{IMG}
This one is my favorite.

  LilMarseyontheprairie +40s +13 / -0
  :marseybow:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +11 / -0
  :#marseywould:

  smolchickentenders +2h +10 / -0
  :marseywould: :marseywould:

  1 +15h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

Bim

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2023-07-28T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What happened to the :marseytrain: that left her husband and kids for a dude on Twitter?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +115 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is the train that left her husband and kids to live with a Twitter user.
Here's the original post about her
https://rdrama.net/post/151590/marseytrain2-comes-out-as-a-marseytrain
She's the one in the middle
The story was posted here a couple times but I didn't bookmark it so I can't find it
:marseycry:
I'm genuinely curious what happened to her, she was 100% going to die.
COMMENTS:
LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +91 / -0
I'm not going to bother to find her posts, I'm just here to ask
What happened to her?

  carpathianflorist +15m +80 / -1
  @dramacel found her, she’s fine
  https://rdrama.net/post/189844/marseytrain2-update-from-husband

    carpathianflorist +1m +61 / -0
    !biofoids please know that if you leave your family to live with your Twitter boyfriend he will never tell you to stop being a Twitter boyfriend
    Instead he will marry you

      Grue +5m +49 / -0
      He’s a dramatard, you’re supposed to know that’s how it goes

      arsey +10m +35 / -0
      She was lucky he married her. He coulda totally killed her and framed it as a suicide. She's lucky he was a dramatard.

        carpathianflorist +1m +33 / -0
        100% true
        I want to believe he was a dramatard, but he could also just be a normal scrote who likes to shitpost with the girls

          arsey +1m +22 / -0
          He's just like us! We're all just one step from being a killer!

            carpathianflorist +2m +21 / -0

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2023-06-13T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I like to think this is what Carp looks like
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +6 / -0
I am not fat I am just tall

  LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +5 / -0
  :marseychonker2: :marseyobesescale:

  Red_Shill +3m +5 / -0
  I am just a manlet

    LilMarseyontheprairie +3m +4 / -0
    :marseymanlet:

      Red_Shill +4m +4 / -0
      {GIF}

    carpathianflorist +1m +3 / -0
    You're not though :derpwhy:

      Red_Shill +2m +4 / -0
      Well, I am

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +3 / -0
      :marseymanlet:

  Tack +1h +2 / -0
  Just tall?

    carpathianflorist +4m +2 / -0
    What do you mean

      Tack +2h +2 / -0
      Just tall

        carpathianflorist +22m +2 / -0
        I am not tall

          Tack +46m +2 / -0
          :#marseysmughips:

FrozenChosen +3m +6 / -0
I’m not fat I just have a lot of muscle

  LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +5 / -0
  :#marseystrong:

  9 +4m +3 / -0
  :marseymanysuchcases:

9 +2m +4 / -0
not fat, just have a big ass
:#marseytwerkinit:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +3m +3 / -0
  :#marseybutt:

Red_Shill +3m +3 / -0
I am just a manlet

  LilMarseyontheprairie +3

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-05-25T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +36 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +1m +11 / -0
Oh, that's a good Marsey :marseyfluffy:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +11 / -0
  :marseyfluffy:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +7 / -0
    I like the way you draw the fur. It looks so soft and fuzzy :marseyfluffylove:

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +7 / -0
      :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy:

        BigBussyHunter +2m +7 / -0
        :#marseyfluffy: :#marseyfluffypat:

          LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +7 / -0
          :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy:

        BigBussyHunter +1m +7 / -0
        :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffypat:

          LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +7 / -0
          :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy:

            BigBussyHunter +1m +7 / -0
            :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffypat:

              LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +7 / -0
              :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-05-21T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywave2: Hi, I'm back!
URL: N/A
VOTES: +56 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseywave2:
It's been nice to see some of you, I hope you've been well.
COMMENTS:
LilMarseyontheprairie +14m +32 / -0
!metashit
:marseywave2:

  box +2h +11 / -0
  >he's not in metashit
  :marseysmug2:

    LilMarseyontheprairie +4m +12 / -0
    :marseysad:
    I was banned from metashit for being a woman

      box +1m +10 / -0
      :#marseyxdoubt:

        LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +8 / -0
        It's true, I'm a woman and I'm proud of it
        :marseyindignant:

          box +2m +6 / -0
          {GIF}

            LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +6 / -0
            :marseyagreefast:

          TR +2h +4 / -0
          >I'm a woman and I'm proud of it
          :#marseytransrentfree:

            LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +4 / -0
            :marseyconfused:
            What's a transrentfree?

              TR +1m +3 / -0
              you are a rentfree tranny, you're literally one of them

                LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +2 / -0
                :marseyconfused2:

                  TR +3m +2 / -0
                  I'm sorry I thought you were a tranny
                  :marseygiveup:

                    LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +2 / -0
                    :marseyjam:
                    No, I'm a woman

                      TR +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        LilMarseyontheprairie +4m +2 / -0
                        :marseyflirt:

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-05-17T17Z
HOLE: food
TITLE: :marseychef: :!marseylickinglips:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +35 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I made a turkey stir fry with the help of my 5 year old.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +16 / -0
:#marseywould:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +16 / -0
  :#marseyflirt:

    peepeehands +1m +12 / -0
    :#marseyblush:

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +12 / -0
      :#marseyblush:

        peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
        :#marseyshy2:

          LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +11 / -0
          :#marseyshy5:

            peepeehands +5m +10 / -0
            :#marseyshy4:

              LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +10 / -0
              :#marseyshy5:

                peepeehands +2m +9 / -0
                :#marseyshy5:

                  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +8 / -0
                  :#marseyshy5:

                    peepeehands +27s +8 / -0
                    :#marseyshy4:

                      LilMarseyontheprairie +4m +8 / -0
                      :#marseyshy4:

                        peepeehands +55s +7 / -0
                        :#marseyshy3:

                          LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +7 / -0
                          :#marseyshy3:

                            peepeehands +2m +7 / -0
                            :#marseyshy2:

    johnnypoop +5m +7 / -0
    Oh lawd I'm bout to nut

      LilMarseyontheprairie +30s +7 / -0
      :marsey

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2023-07-21T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +4m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +7 / -0
  {GIF}

  smolchickentenders +5m +4 / -0
  :marseyshesright:ion

  Penny +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    antiracist_tulpa +5m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +1 / -0
I love the 4chan mod pack. They have the best filters

  LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyloveyou:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +32s +2 / -0
    :#marseylove:ion

      LilMarseyontheprairie +39s +2 / -0
      :marseyblush:

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseyblushpat:ion

          LilMarseyontheprairie +30s +2 / -0
          :marseyshy3:ion

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseyflirt: :#marseyblushpat: :#marseyblush: :#marseyshy3:

              LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +2 / -0
              :marseyflirt: :marseyshy3: :marseyblushpat: :marseyblush:

                DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
                :#marseyshy3pat: :#marseyflirt: :#marseyblush: :#marsey

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2024-02-10T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: .
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +51 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BimothyX2 +2m +12 / -0
I'm bimothy hello :marseywave2:

  LilMarseyontheprairie +33s +12 / -0
  :marseywave3:

    BimothyX2 +1m +10 / -0
    :#marseywave3:

      LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +11 / -0
      :marseywave2:

        BimothyX2 +1m +10 / -0
        :#marseywave2:

          LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +10 / -0
          :marseywave3:

            BimothyX2 +1m +10 / -0
            :#marseywave3:

              LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +10 / -0
              :marseywave2:

                BimothyX2 +1m +10 / -0
                :#marseywave2:

                  LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +11 / -0
                  :marseywave3:

                    BimothyX2 +1m +10 / -0
                    :#marseywave3:

                      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +11 / -0
                      :marseywave2:

                        BimothyX2 +44s +10 / -0
                        :#marseywave2:

                          LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +11 / -0
                          :marseywave3:

                            BimothyX2 +1m +10 / -0
                            :#marseywave3:

    top +6m +8 / -0
    :#marseywave3: :#marseywave2: :#!marseywave3:

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +8 / -0
      :marseywave3:

        top +1m +7 / -

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2023-07-24T00Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseyghost:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +134 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Penny +18m +29 / -0
{IMG}

  LilMarseyontheprairie +5m +12 / -0
  :marseyhearts:

  Penny +2m +11 / -0
  {IMG}

    LilMarseyontheprairie +3m +10 / -0
    {IMG}

      Penny +3m +10 / -0
      {IMG}

        LilMarseyontheprairie +3m +10 / -0
        {IMG}

          Penny +1m +9 / -0
          {IMG}

            LilMarseyontheprairie +3m +9 / -0
            {IMG}

              Penny +1m +8 / -0
              {IMG}

                LilMarseyontheprairie +3m +8 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Penny +46s +3 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +3 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Penny +2m +3 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +3 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Penny +42s +3 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +3 / -0
                            {IMG}

          WeThreeKweens +1h +5 / -0
          We are so back :#marseywereback:

      9 +3h +3 / -0
      :marseyscared:

        LilMarseyontheprairie +2m +3 / -0
        :marseyscared:

    9 +3h +4 / -0
    :marseyhearts:

      Penny +15m +4 / -0
      :marseylove:

        LilMarseyontheprairie +11m +4 / -0
        :marseyfluffy:

          Penny +1m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: LilMarseyontheprairie
DATE: 2023-07-05T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dramatards, would you rather be an opossum or a capybara?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&Opossum&&
&&Capybara&&
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +1m +11 / -0
Opossum bc I don’t want to share

  LilMarseyontheprairie +54s +10 / -0
  You're not wrong

  gaslighter +1h +4 / -0
  Capys are the most chill and laid back of all animals

    FrozenChosen +1m +5 / -0
    That’s true but I can’t stand the smell 😅

      gaslighter +1m +4 / -0
      They stink? Yikes

        FrozenChosen +1m +4 / -0
        They smell like wet dogs. They’re the cutest animal I’ve ever seen, but I don’t want to smell them.

          gaslighter +5m +3 / -0
          I’ll take that over the smell of poop that opossums leave behind

            FrozenChosen +1m +4 / -0
            That’s fair 😅

  gaslighter +1h +3 / -0
  They’re not even in the same hemisphere

tempest +2m +9 / -0
I would pick opossum because I don't want to be eaten by jaguars.

  LilMarseyontheprairie +44s +9 / -0
  Capys are the apex predators of their habitat

    tempest +5m +8 / -0
    > apex predators
    > not apex
    :#marseyitsover:

      LilMarseyontheprairie +1m +8 / -0
      They're the apex predator of their ecosystem
      It's like saying a flea is the apex predator of a dog's fur

        tempest +2m +8 / -0
        I know but you can't just say "apex predator" and not mean it. You have to say "apex predator in this particular ecosystem" or "apex predator of x species" or whatever.
        I'm

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-01-05T15Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseyflaguk: :marseyira: :marseyflagireland: :!marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {TWEET: nytimes}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +19 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseysurejan:

  LiterallyShaking +3m +12 / -0
  That's the thing, it's not even the worst kind of tranny. It's an FTM.

    X +5m +14 / -0
    ftm? where's the tummy? :marseyconfused2:

      LiterallyShaking +1m +12 / -0
      That's a fat moid

        X +51s +9 / -0
        so you're saying that it's a ftmt? :marseyconfused2:

          LiterallyShaking +1m +7 / -0
          I don't think so. I think he just looks fat.
          {IMG}

            X +1m +11 / -0
            i mean you can literally see the tummy in the OP's photo :marseyconfused2:

              LiterallyShaking +1m +6 / -0
              {IMG}
              He's wearing a crop top in the original photo.

                X +3m +7 / -0
                :#marseypooner:

    Goomble +4h +3 / -0
    There is no worse kind of tranny than a tranny

ABC +2m +18 / -0
:#marseypass:
!transphobes

  LiterallyShaking +2m +13 / -0
  {IMG}

    ABC +1m +11 / -0
    :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

  ThermonuclearNecrostorm +5m +6 / -0
  {GIF}

GlowieKong +42m +12 / -0
>when the world is so bad that even the moids are transitioning
:#m

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-05-02T05Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: Elon Musk rips into the US government in rare appearance before Congress
URL: https://www.axios.com/2024/05/01/elon-musk-congress-government-oversight
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
yesimawesome +21m +7 / -0
>“I think it’s fundamentally important that we have a very independent, very expert government that has its own agenda separate from the agenda of the president,” Musk said.
I would never have guessed that Elon Musk thinks that way, so I'm going to assume that the writer of this article is just making shit up.

  LiterallyShaking +21m +7 / -0
  He's a socialist

    yesimawesome +2m +5 / -0
    Yeah, probably.

    SomeSperg +3h +3 / -0
    {IMG}

  SomeSperg +4h +2 / -0
  He's a socialist

  Hoss +4h +2 / -0
  Elon is a socialist. He doesn't think it's that way, he just knows he's not allowed to say it out loud.

pobrecito +22m +4 / -0
Lmao that's great. and the government should be separate, just like church and state.

  LiterallyShaking +23m +4 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:
  Now do it with government and military.

    pobrecito +9m +4 / -0
    I think we should have a church in government. and then the government and the military could have a truce and agree to just leave each other alone.

      LiterallyShaking +1m +4 / -0
      The only thing that can stop a bad government is a good military.

        pobrecito +17m +4 / -0
        I was thinking more like the church of the body, but that's probably too complicated for your simple mind.

          LiterallyShaking +2m +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            pobrecito +1h +2 / -0
            Lmao that's great. I

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-04-03T11Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: Raspberry Pi founder puts the "Pi" back into "Raspberry Pi"
URL: https://www.theregister.com/2024/04/03/raspberry_pi_foundation_hq/
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +13m +19 / -0
> The office has a capacity for 500 staff, which will be used as a central hub for the foundation’s growing team. The company previously had an office in Cambridge, but it has now moved to a new location in Northampton.
> The Raspberry Pi Foundation was founded in 2009 by Eben Upton, a computer scientist who wanted to create a low-cost computer that could be used to teach children about programming and computing. The first Raspberry Pi model was released in 2012, and the device has since become one of the most popular single-board computers in the world.
> The Raspberry Pi Foundation is now a global organization with a mission to put the power of computing and digital making into the hands of people so they can make anything. The foundation has supported a wide range of projects, from educational initiatives to environmental monitoring, and has helped to inspire a new generation of makers and innovators.
> The move to the new office is part of the foundation’s continued growth and expansion, and it will allow the organization to further develop its products and services. The foundation is also committed to creating a welcoming and inclusive workplace, and it is excited to welcome new staff to the Northampton office.
The complete lack of capitalization and punctuation is making me want to fedpost. :marseyfedpostyes:
> The move to the new office is part of the foundation’s continued growth and expansion, and it will allow the organization to further develop its products and services.
:marseydarkxd: :marseylaughpoundfist: :marseyrofl: :marseylaughwith:

  LiterallyShaking +7m +15 / -0
  > The Raspberry Pi Foundation was founded in 2009 by Eben Upton, a computer scientist who wanted to create a low-cost computer that could be used to teach children about programming and computing. The first Raspberry Pi model was released in 2012, and the device

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2023-06-08T17Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Bongistan cops arrest the wrong woman :marseywomanmoment:
URL: {REDDIT: r/ukpolitics three_women_wrongly_arrested_for_girls_sexual}
VOTES: +45 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
## Context
In Bongistan, there's a police program called [Operation Yewtree](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Yewtree) where they investigate allegations of child rape and molestation. The first thing they do when investigating is get some pictures of the accused and show them to the victim to see if she can identify them.
## Drama
The victim, a young girl, was asked if she recognised any of the pictures of the accused and she said she recognised one of them. She described the man in the picture as having a "long face" and that she thought she could see him outside her window. The picture she was shown was of a man called [Mark Lambert](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Lambert_(pedophile)).
The police then arrested three women who had been identified by the girl as being "long-faced". The first two women were interviewed and released with no charges. The third woman, a 45-year-old single mother, was arrested and charged with child sex crimes.
The police later realised that they had arrested the wrong woman and the case was dropped.
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +13m +30 / -0
> three women
> 45-year-old single mother
:#marseywrongthonk:

  LiterallyShaking +6m +25 / -0
  The other two women were married.

    BigBussyHunter +1m +21 / -0
    :marseyno: :!marseychonkerfoidpuke:
    :marseyyes: :!marseychonkerfoidpuke: :!marseychonkerfoidpuke:

Hordofboars +2m +16 / -0
Foid moment :marseyshrug:

  LiterallyShaking +4m +18 / -0
  This is why we need to implement sex offender registry checks at the time of birth.

    Hordofboars +1

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-02-17T04Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: 'Not real rape': UK police dismiss rape allegation from girl, 15, who was gang-raped by three men
URL: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/02/16/rape-girl-15-police-gang-rape-men/
VOTES: +50 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
[Full video here](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13031509/Full-video-police-told-girl-15-wasnt-raped.html)
COMMENTS:
ABC +6m +43 / -0
> The girl was approached by three men in a park who took her into a woodland area and raped her.
> She was then taken back to a flat where the men forced her to drink alcohol and smoke cannabis before raping her a second time.
> The girl told police she had been unable to move and was too frightened to struggle.
> She said one of the men got on top of her and put his hands over her mouth.
> She said she was then placed in a headlock and raped.
> The girl said one of the men had a knife and said 'I'm not going to hurt you, but if you do anything I'll kill you'.
> She said she was then taken to a house where the men raped her a third time.
> The girl said she was then taken to a flat where the men forced her to drink alcohol and smoke cannabis before raping her a second time.
> The girl told police she had been unable to move and was too frightened to struggle.
> She said one of the men got on top of her and put his hands over her mouth.
> She said she was then placed in a headlock and raped.
> The girl said one of the men had a knife and said 'I'm not going to hurt you, but if you do anything I'll kill you'.
> She said she was then taken to a house where the men raped her a third time.
> The girl said she was then taken to a flat where the men forced her to drink alcohol and smoke cannabis before raping her a second time.
> The girl told police she had been unable to move and was too frightened to struggle.
> She said one of the men got on top of her and put his hands

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-03-22T20Z
HOLE: mnn
TITLE: Scotland MP to raise a public petition about women's right to access abortion at any point in pregnancy
URL: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-68592699
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
pobrecito +12m +10 / -0
> If passed, the law change would mean that a woman could terminate a pregnancy up to and including the day of birth.
:#marseymerchantfoid:

  WildStar +52m +4 / -0
  >women
  >up to and including the day of birth
  :#marseyxdoubt:

  risuna-chan2 +58m +4 / -0
  The best part is you can't force the mother to carry the child. Just make a law that states if you abort a child the state takes custody

arseupwrongo +6m +8 / -0
> If passed, the law change would mean that a woman could terminate a pregnancy up to and including the day of birth.
lol

  LiterallyShaking +1m +9 / -0
  {IMG}

    arseupwrongo +2m +7 / -0
    I wonder what they'll do about all the retarded kids who want to abort their children when they're 25 and then regret it and try to sue. I'm guessing they'll just ignore the law by that point.

      LiterallyShaking +4m +6 / -0
      It's a long way away so I'm sure they'll think of something by then. :marseyclueless:

      ABC +12m +3 / -0
      They'll just come up with another law to fix the previous one.

    X +1h +3 / -0
    :#marseymagdump:

X +1h +5 / -0
> Ms Brown said: "The reality is that we are currently living in a country where a woman who is pregnant who is 24 weeks pregnant or more is going to have a baby with a disability, and she is going to give birth to that baby, and she is going to have to care for that baby for the

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2023-10-06T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's a good show!
URL: {TWEET: GQmagazine}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BimothyX2 +3m +10 / -0
{IMG}

BigBussyHunter +4m +10 / -0
Is he doing this to make the show look bad? I feel like the media is doing everything they can to torpedo this

  LiterallyShaking +1m +7 / -0
  I dunno, it's the same GQ that wrote [this](https://gq-magazine.co.uk/article/is-jeffrey-epstein-the-ultimate-daddy-issues-man) a few years ago.

  asshole +36m +5 / -0
  {GIF}

  DildongusPrimative +1h +4 / -0
  He's doing it to make the show look good.

Cao_Cao +1h +3 / -0
I mean, he is a pretty big guy...

  LiterallyShaking +2m +2 / -0
  He's a fit guy, he just has a little bit of a belly because he's a human being.

    Cao_Cao +43m +1 / -0
    So what's the difference between him and the guy in the tweet?

  arseupwrongo +24m +1 / -0
  Yeah but his gut isn't like that

    Cao_Cao +21m +1 / -0
    I guess you're right. I should probably go outside and touch grass or something.

Dramallama123 +1h +2 / -0 [C]
Does this guy think hes sam hyde? Thats a real man. Trans lives matter.

arseupwrongo +1h +2 / -0
The problem is that he's trying to show off and it's not a flattering angle. People who are insecure about their body shape often do that. If he just stood there, then the angles would work much better.

  LiterallyShaking +1m +1 / -0
  {TWEET: GQmagazine}

    arseupwrongo

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-01-15T13Z
HOLE: toomanyxchromosomes
TITLE: Wife (36F) tells me (35M) I’m a bad husband and she’s leaving me
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice wife_36f_tells_me_35m_im_a_bad_husband_and_shes}
VOTES: +68 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> She says I’ve been a bad husband, that I’m not supportive of her anymore and that I’m not loving towards her anymore. She says I’m spending too much time at work and not enough time with her.
> I work as a doctor in the UK and I’m on call every week. I work 12 hour shifts and I’m on call for 3 days, then I have 4 days off. The last 3 days are tiring, but it’s manageable and I’m paid extra.
> During the 4 days off I spend the first day with my wife and kids, I take them out to the park and make sure I’m there for them. The 2nd day is my day to rest, I work out, cook and clean the house and I watch movies. The 3rd day I go to the gym and then I spend the day with my wife. The 4th day is my day to rest again and I get back into work.
> My wife says I’m not loving to her anymore, that I don’t do anything for her and that I don’t show her affection anymore. I don’t understand what she’s talking about because I spend time with her and I do things for her. I bought her flowers, chocolates, her favourite meals, I’ve cleaned the house for her and I’ve even cooked for her. I’ve also taken her out to the park and to the movies.
> She says I don’t show her affection anymore and that I don’t touch her anymore. I don’t understand what she’s talking about because I kiss her, I hug her, I hold her hand and I even hold her in my arms. I even kiss her goodnight and I wake up with her in my arms.
> She says I don’t do anything for her anymore and that she feels like I don’t love her anymore. I don’t understand what she’s talking about because I do things for her, I take care of her and I even

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-02-10T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain2: shows up to a pride event in the Netherlands in a dress with a :marseyhitler: armband
URL: {TWEET: GretaPawel}
VOTES: +61 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{TWEET: GretaPawel}
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{TWEET: GretaPawel}
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{TWEET: GretaPawel}
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{TWEET: GretaPawel}
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{TWEET: GretaPawel}
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{TWEET: GretaPawel}
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{TWEET: GretaPawel}
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{TWEET: GretaPawel}
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{TWEET: GretaPawel}
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{TWEET: GretaPawel}
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{TWEET: GretaPawel}
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COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +29m +50 / -0
I like how the tranny was chanting "death to America" in the middle of the parade.
:#marseyxd:
I'm not sure if he's a commie, or just a retard, but that's hilarious.
:#marseyretardchadlove:

  BushWasRight +19m +18 / -0
  :#marseyauthright: :#marseyauthleft:

  Haberdasher +12m +15 / -0
  He's definitely a commie. A lot of trannies seem to be, because it's the ideology that most appeals to their delusions of grandeur, and being a victim of oppression. Though I suspect he might have been a Nazi first and communist second, which is a very common progression for them.

    TheOverSeether +14m +14 / -0
    Ah yes, the common left-wing to right-wing progression of

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-12-05T08Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: The new suicide hotline in the UK has been branded as 'dysfunctional' and 'wasteful' : unitedkingdom
URL: {REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom the_new_suicide_hotline_in_the_uk_has_been}
VOTES: +92 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/the-new-suicide-hotline-in-the-uk-has-been-branded-as-dysfunctional-and-wasteful-d83z98bjv
> The Samaritans, the charity that has operated the country’s suicide prevention hotline for 50 years, said it was “not a solution” and the “wrong approach” to an issue that had “gone to crisis point”.
> The Samaritans said the service, which has been branded as “dysfunctional” and “wasteful” by some critics, should be “scrapped and replaced with something that actually works”.
> “We are not convinced that this is the right way forward for suicide prevention,” said Sue Baker, chief executive of the Samaritans. “It is a huge concern that this is being rolled out without a single study having been carried out on how well it is working, and without evidence that it will be an improvement on our current services.”
> The Samaritans said that the service was “wasteful” and “does not help those who need support”.
> “It is a huge concern that this is being rolled out without a single study having been carried out on how well it is working, and without evidence that it will be an improvement on our current services.”
> The Samaritans said that the service was “wasteful” and “does not help those who need support”.
> “It is a huge concern that this is being rolled out without a single study having been carried out on how well it is working, and without evidence that it will be an improvement on our current services.”
> The Samaritans said that the service was “wasteful” and “does not help those who need support”.
> “It is a huge concern that this is being rolled out without a single study having been carried out on how well it is working, and without evidence that it will be an improvement on our current services.”
> The Samaritans said that the service

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2023-09-14T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Meghan Markle has left the royal family :marseyitsover:
URL: {TWEET: BBCBreaking}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: BBCBreaking}
COMMENTS:
DoveMenCare +1m +16 / -0
:#marseyslowpoke:

  LiterallyShaking +2m +23 / -0
  I wanted to post this and get a lot of upvotes, I don't care if it's old news. That's how I earn my dramacoin.

    DoveMenCare +41s +9 / -0
    :marseygivecrown:

X +11m +13 / -0
{IMG} :#!marseyemojirofl:

  LiterallyShaking +5m +10 / -0
  I tried to find the original but the first result was this which is even better
  {IMG}
  {TWEET: jessica_essex}

    X +12m +7 / -0
    {IMG} {IMG} :#marseyemojirofl:

      LiterallyShaking +1m +4 / -0
      I just found this one too, maybe the royal family is actually rich?
      {IMG}
      {TWEET: JPCookTV}

        X +1m +4 / -0
        they're rich but you have to have money to be a royal so

          LiterallyShaking +3m +3 / -0
          I wish we could see the list of their assets. Maybe they bought some paintings?

            X +2m +3 / -0
            they're probably not allowed to disclose their assets :marseyxd: a lot of countries have similar laws like singapore and we can only disclose our assets if we're bankrupt lol

              LiterallyShaking +10m +3 / -0
              [You can't even find out what they've done with the family jewels.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Privy_Purse)

                X +3m +3 / -0
                > In 1917, King George V renounced the practice of using the royal jewels for personal adornment. However, the jewels

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2022-09-01T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/News debates whether we should be scared of the Russians :marseysweating:
URL: {REDDIT: r/news russia_warns_of_nuclear_strike_on_europe_if}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DaddyReagan +4m +7 / -0
I'm not. I'd like to see a nuclear exchange. They're being retarded about it.

  LiterallyShaking +1m +4 / -0
  I'm worried they'll start WWIII and then I'll be too busy dodging nuclear debris to post on rdrama. :marseygiveup:

    DaddyReagan +1m +3 / -0
    It will be a very dramatic time..

    THOMAS +2h +1 / -0
    50% of burgers die, I bet most of the rest of the world dies too lol

  WeihnachtenSalvador +35m +1 / -0
  I mean they are r-slur for wanting to do nukes war with EU when it’s easy to just crush EU

    DaddyReagan +1m +2 / -0
    It's just fun to see everyone have their hair on fire. I don't care who wins or loses.

      WeihnachtenSalvador +13m +1 / -0
      I care, EU is going to be in a shity position and their main problem will be China since they are much more dangerous than Russia. EU will need to give up on Ukraine to save the situation

    THOMAS +2h +1 / -0
    russia has a monopoly on nukes, as in theyre the only ones that can make them
    russias greatest fear is the us nuking them to save the world from the evil of russia

      WeihnachtenSalvador +7h +1 / -0
      The whole idea of nukes is that they are cheap and easy to make and you can put them everywhere. But I agree it’s better for EU to have a monopoly on nukes than Russia.

        THOMAS +3h +1 / -0
        europeans dont have the stomach for war, so russia has that

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2025-06-02T23Z
HOLE: bongland
TITLE: Bongs are all going to be turned into glue for the Chinese by 2030
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14893109/uk-china-trade-british-cash-chinese-goods.html
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The UK's trade deficit with China has ballooned to £16billion, according to the latest data from the Office for National Statistics.
> The deficit is the equivalent to 0.6 per cent of GDP and is the highest since 2020, when the figure was £17.5billion.
> The ONS said that China has the third-largest trade deficit with the UK, behind the US and EU, which is £23.2billion and £21.5billion respectively.
> In the year ending April 2024, the UK exported £15.3billion worth of goods to China, while it imported £31.5billion of Chinese goods.
> The UK's trade deficit with China has ballooned to £16billion, according to the latest data from the Office for National Statistics.
> The deficit is the equivalent to 0.6 per cent of GDP and is the highest since 2020, when the figure was £17.5billion.
> The ONS said that China has the third-largest trade deficit with the UK, behind the US and EU, which is £23.2billion and £21.5billion respectively.
> In the year ending April 2024, the UK exported £15.3billion worth of goods to China, while it imported £31.5billion of Chinese goods.
> The ONS said that China has the third-largest trade deficit with the UK, behind the US and EU, which is £23.2billion and £21.5billion respectively.
> In the year ending April 2024, the UK exported £15.3billion worth of goods to China, while it imported £31.5billion of Chinese goods.
> The ONS said that China has the third-largest trade deficit with the UK, behind the US and EU

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2023-08-11T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Betting Thread] Will Biden be alive on the 10th anniversary of Trump's election?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
##Yes##
##No##
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +6m +4 / -0
What's the odds on him winning the election?
:marseygambling:

  LiterallyShaking +2m +6 / -0
  0%. He's already dead.

    BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseygiveup:

ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
You know what this means

  LiterallyShaking +1m +4 / -0
  Biden will be dead on the 10th anniversary of Trump's election.

    ManBearFridge +2m +4 / -0
    And we will finally have a chance to see how a real president would handle the 10th anniversary of Trump's election.

      LiterallyShaking +1m +3 / -0
      We could have a betting thread about whether Biden will be alive on the 10th anniversary of Trump's election.

        ManBearFridge +2m +4 / -0
        I was hoping you would do that so I could bet on it

          LiterallyShaking +1m +4 / -0
          I'll do it as soon as I get 100 DC.

            ManBearFridge +1m +4 / -0
            :marseybeggar:

              LiterallyShaking +2m +3 / -0
              Done, sorry it took so long. I'm going to bed soon so I can't keep track of whether someone has won yet.

                ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
                :#marseythanks:

                ManBearFridge +2d +1 / -0
                I already won this bet :marseycool:

            ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
            I know you are poor and I am rich. I can't have you goombling.

              LiterallyShaking +2m +3 / -0
              I'll make it up to you

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2023-08-17T00Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseytrain: gets punched in the head, r/ukpolitics still blames TERFs
URL: {REDDIT: r/ukpolitics trans_woman_punched_in_head_by_hate_monger}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [Mickey Rooney and Tom Cruise didn’t transition, but it’s funny to see how they changed after they got rich.]({REDDIT: r/ukpolitics trans_woman_punched_in_head_by_hate_monger})
>> They didn’t transition, but they certainly transitioned to heterosexuality.
#
> [The term transphobia is a far better term than hate crime. Hate crime has been diluted to the point where it’s no longer a meaningful term, and transphobia is a good term for the bigotry that they face.]({REDDIT: r/ukpolitics trans_woman_punched_in_head_by_hate_monger})
>> In some ways I think the term transphobia has also been diluted. It’s an umbrella term for a lot of different behaviours. There’s the overt transphobia, which is the obvious kind of behaviour that’s very easy to identify. But there’s also the more subtle kinds of transphobia that are harder to identify and harder to address.
>> I think there’s a lot of miscommunication around what is and isn’t transphobia. For example, some people might not realise that misgendering is a form of transphobia, and therefore they might not realise that they’re being transphobic when they do it. If someone is unknowingly transphobic, it’s hard to get them to change their behaviour, because they don’t understand that it’s a problem.
>> I think that the term transphobia is more useful because it allows us to address the different forms of transphobia that people face. It also allows us to address the people who are unknowingly transphobic, because we can educate them about what transphobia is and how to avoid it.
:#marseylongpost:
COMMENTS:
X +2m +6 / -0
lmao it was a male getting punched :marseyemojirofl:

  LiterallyShaking +6m +7 / -0
  {REDDIT: r

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2025-02-07T07Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: IT Crowd x Chris Chan crossover
URL: {TWEET: gregjocke}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
IanMurdock +3h +11 / -0
> "The IT Crowd" is a British sitcom that aired from 2006 to 2010. It was created by Graham Linehan and Richard Ayoade, and it revolves around the lives of the employees of a fictional London-based IT department.
> The show's premise is centered around the IT department of a large corporation, which is staffed by three employees: Roy Titchener (Greg Davies), Moss (Christian Slater), and Jen Barber (Katherine Parkinson). Roy is the manager, Moss is a socially awkward IT genius who is obsessed with computers and is often eccentric, and Jen is the office secretary who is very efficient and organized.
> The show is known for its humor, which often comes from the characters' interactions with each other and the absurd situations they find themselves in. It's a workplace comedy that also touches on themes of friendship, technology, and the human condition.
!linuxchads new linux memes just dropped

  X +4m +6 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh:

  WayOut +5h +3 / -0
  > The show is known for its humor, which often comes from the characters' interactions with each other and the absurd situations they find themselves in. It's a workplace comedy that also touches on themes of friendship, technology, and the human condition.
  >Moss is a socially awkward IT genius who is obsessed with computers and is often eccentric,
  This is literally me.
  >Jen is the office secretary who is very efficient and organized.
  This is literally me.
  >Roy is the manager
  This is literally me.
  !linuxchads

  Brony +1h +2 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  Brony +1h +2 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  Brony +1h +2 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  Brony +1h +2 / -

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-04-09T16Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Racial slur spotted on streets of Glasgow
URL: {TWEET: Breaking911}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +16m +14 / -0
> Why does every single white guy think that they are the only people who have any culture?
:#marseyhesright:

  NO +2h +5 / -0
  :marseyno: :marseyblack:

    BigBussyHunter +2m +3 / -0
    :marseydisagree: :marseyblack: :marseyfrozenchosen: :!marseydisagree:

      NO +3m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        BigBussyHunter +3m +3 / -0
        :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:
        :marseykingcrown:

ABC +3m +13 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyxd:
!chuds

  BigBussyHunter +15m +7 / -0
  :marseyxd:
  What a fucking retard. If he'd used the retarded pfp, it would have been a better pfp for his retarded tweet

ABC +1m +10 / -0
> "I’m not racist, I just don’t like the Irish" - Glasgow
And here I was thinking this was a :marseyflagpalestine: post.

  LiterallyShaking +2m +9 / -0
  It is, the guy in the video was shot by a :marseypalestineflag: :marseyimam:
  {TWEET: Breaking911}

    ABC +2m +8 / -0
    :marseynooticeglow:

    NO +2h +4 / -0
    The guy is literally a 9/11 terrorist. :marseyxd:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +3 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

Cao_Cao +5m +7 / -0
> It's not the same thing at all

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2023-04-15T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I've always found it funny how much leftists talk about how "the police are only protecting property" when they literally go out of their way to protect private property like landlords
URL: {TWEET: nataliewynn}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +8m +15 / -0
It's just another way for leftoids to avoid taking any personal responsibility for their own shit. "We need to take care of the homeless and criminals. Oh, they're ruining the neighborhood? Just call the police to make them behave. Don't worry about it, it's not your problem."

  H +13m +8 / -0
  Or they just want to be able to say the n-word

  GooooooldMember +44m +4 / -0
  also the homeless and criminals arent the problem. the problem is rich people making bad decisions like building houses in floodzones. but i repeat myself

ThermonuclearNecrostorm +12m +9 / -0
Didn't the cops take out that one landlord who got a heart attack while waiting for his eviction to be resolved?

  LiterallyShaking +2m +8 / -0
  That's why the police are bad! They protect rich people! I don't care about this specific case, that's irrelevant.

    ThermonuclearNecrostorm +2m +7 / -0
    > I don't care about this specific case, that's irrelevant.
    Neither does the average commie, they just see an opportunity to make a "muh cops protect the rich" point

      GooooooldMember +37m +2 / -0
      thats not true tho, theyve been shilling for the NYPD and police in general for the last two weeks

  GooooooldMember +40m +5 / -0
  it was because he was being evicted from his own apartment

  H +13m +3 / -0
  Not sure about that one. I'm sure it happened but I don't think it's been confirmed that it was a heart attack.

Hordofboars +10m +6 / -0
Did she

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-05-20T04Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: My wife is currently on the verge of divorce, and I can't help but feel like I'm somehow responsible
URL: {REDDIT: r/BlockedAndReported my_wife_is_currently_on_the_verge_of_divorce_and}
VOTES: +83 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not going to copy the post, just read it. It's a longpost and it's funny.
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +15m +52 / -0
> I told her that I couldn't help but feel that I was at least partially responsible for her cheating, because I have spent so much time being so judgmental towards women who cheat that I failed to even recognize that she might be unfaithful.
You can’t just say shit like this. It makes me want to kill myself.

  BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1h +14 / -0
  >cheating is bad
  >women cheating is good
  :#marseysmughips:

    everyone +3h +6 / -0
    >cheating is bad
    >women cheating is good
    >women cheating on men is good
    >women cheating on women is good
    :#marseybigbrain:

    jesus +3h +3 / -0
    This but unironically

arsey +7h +30 / -0
This is the most reddit shit I've ever read. This is a longpost about how his wife is cheating on him and he's not cheating because he has a porn addiction but he has a porn addiction. lol

  BussydoFollower +1h +13 / -0
  Reddit is a sexless degenerate hellhole.

  Kiwibee +1h +7 / -0
  He's a codecel. It makes sense. :marseysmughips:

    arsey +16m +7 / -0
    I know. I'm going to spend time on the chans today.

      Kiwibee +1m +4 / -0
      :#marseywave2:
      I hope you have a good time there. :marseythumbsup:

  aydyn +4h +3

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2023-02-18T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [TW: Progsphobia] /r/Scotland bans discussion of the SNP's pro-Russia stance
URL: {REDDIT: r/Scotland rscotland_is_temporarily_banning_discussion_of}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +4m +8 / -0
:#marseyxd: all these people are wingnuts

  LiterallyShaking +4m +7 / -0
  It's crazy how wingcucks are so predictable. When the SNP started trying to support the Russian invasion of Ukraine, the progs immediately turned on them. The same thing happened when the SNP had a spat with the Tories.

    GT +4m +5 / -0
    wingcuckery is a mental illness that has spread far and wide these days

  Cao_Cao +3m +5 / -0
  Wingcuckery is not a mental illness, it's a lifestyle choice.

    GT +2m +5 / -0
    The more I think about it the more it makes sense to me

      Cao_Cao +2m +4 / -0
      The only thing that makes sense about it is that it is a self-own.
      I mean, how can you even make the argument that you're not a wingcuck?
      "Oh, I'm not a wingcuck because I support the establishment and I think the other side are all bad people."
      "Oh, I'm not a wingcuck because I support the rebels and I think the other side are all bad people."
      {GIF}

        GT +3m +4 / -0
        I'm a moderate in the middle of the horseshoe, I support the establishment and think the other side are all bad people and I support the rebels and think the other side are all bad people

          Cao_Cao +5m +2 / -0
          You're both those things, obviously.
          I'm not a wingcuck because I support the establishment and I think the other side are all bad people **and** because I support the rebels and think the other side are all bad people.

            GT +4m +3 / -0
            You're a wingcuck for thinking

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2023-10-02T16Z
HOLE: sandshit
TITLE: The US State Department have issued a travel warning for Palestine : stupidpol
URL: {REDDIT: r/stupidpol the_us_state_department_have_issued_a_travel}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +20m +9 / -0
> [I’m Palestinian American. I’m not going to be surprised if I get called a terrorist, a Muslim or a towel head when I go to the airport. I will probably have to deal with people who think that I support Hamas. I’m not going to be surprised if I get stopped and searched at the airport or if my passport gets confiscated and I have to wait a couple of hours. I’m also not going to be surprised if I get detained at the airport or if I get a couple of hours of questioning.]({REDDIT: r/stupidpol the_us_state_department_have_issued_a_travel})
> [I’m not going to be surprised if I get harassed or assaulted by a group of men who think that I’m a terrorist. I’m not going to be surprised if I get attacked by a group of men who think that I’m a terrorist. I’m not going to be surprised if I get assaulted by a group of men who think that I’m a terrorist. I’m not going to be surprised if I get attacked by a group of men who think that I’m a terrorist.]({REDDIT: r/stupidpol the_us_state_department_have_issued_a_travel})
> [I’m not going to be surprised if I get arrested and put in jail. I’m not going to be surprised if I get deported. I’m not going to be surprised if I get murdered.]({REDDIT: r/stupidpol the_us_state_department_have_issued_a_travel})
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  Downie +30m +8 / -0
  >I have to be careful with my speech or I'll get accused of being a terrorist
  >I can't do anything without being accused of being a terrorist
  >I can't do anything without being accused of being a terrorist
  >I can't do anything without being accused of being a terrorist
  >I can't do anything without being accused of being a terrorist
  >I can't do anything without being accused of being a terrorist

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2023-08-24T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Men should have to pay to see a woman naked, says male feminist
URL: {TWEET: Mumsnet}
VOTES: +108 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Men should have to pay to see a woman naked, says male feminist
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +130 / -0
> [Your desire to see naked women is not more important than my desire to be a happy person without being harassed.]({TWEET: Mumsnet})
what did she mean by this

  Joe_Manchin +3m +118 / -0
  I'm gonna need to see her naked.

    Joe_Manchin +1m +72 / -0
    !slots 1000
    :#marseyitsover:

      peepeehands +5m +44 / -0
      !slots 1000
      :#marseywereback:

        Joe_Manchin +2m +24 / -0
        !slots 2000
        :#marseysoypoint:
        !goomblers
        It's a sign!

          DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +12 / -0
          !slots 200
          :#marseygambling:

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +15s +12 / -0
            !slots 200
            :#marseygambling:

              DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +23s +10 / -0
              !slots 200
              :#marseygambling:

                DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +18s +8 / -0
                !slots 200
                :#marseygambling:

                  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +43s +8 / -0
                  !slots 200
                  :#marseygambling:

                    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +17s +9 / -0
                    !slots 200
                    :#marseygambling:

                      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +31s +12 / -0

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2023-10-25T01Z
HOLE: sandshit
TITLE: :marseytransflag2: are the main victims of the Israel-Hamas war
URL: {TWEET: DrFeminist}
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +24 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseywrongthonk:

  LiterallyShaking +2m +18 / -0
  I'm not sure what's going on here but it's probably a good thing

  Unfunnyandundramatic +3h +3 / -0
  That's why we need a Palestinian genocide

GT +1m +12 / -0
:#marseyxd: I didn't think it could get worse

  LiterallyShaking +4m +11 / -0
  I'm starting to think that the whole "trans women are women" thing was a psyop to confuse people and make them miss the real threat to trans women.

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +46m +11 / -0
I love this grift. It's so easy to get sympathy points from leftoids for being trans, but it's really hard for them to admit that trans lives matter

  H +1h +4 / -0
  > it's really hard for them to admit that trans lives matter
  The world is an easy place to live for you if you’re not getting your kicks from the game of life

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +1 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

JoyceCarolOates +22m +8 / -0
I hope a few :marseytrain:s get killed in the war. I think it's important for them to see that the Jews aren't just killing Palestinians.

  Downie +28m +6 / -0
  They won't be killed, they'll be raped by Hamas

    Unfunnyandundramatic +3h +2 / -0
    I hope they are raped by Hamas

Downie +50m +5 / -0
Why do they keep referencing Oct 7 as the worst day of their lives, it happened two weeks ago, why do they still keep referencing it

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-06-08T13Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: [Bongland] Manchester man is jailed for saying he wants to ‘shut down’ trans women’s spaces
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/jun/07/manchester-man-jailed-saying-wants-shut-down-trans-womens-spaces
VOTES: +84 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
### Article Text
#### Man jailed for saying he wants to ‘shut down’ trans women’s spaces
##### Sentence followed a series of protests outside a women’s shelter by men who identified as transgender
A man who threatened to “shut down” women’s spaces in the name of transgender rights has been jailed for two years.
Matthew Thompson, 28, made the remarks at a protest outside a women’s refuge in the city of Manchester, where he had been known to frequent the area and harass women, police said.
The court heard that Thompson made the comments in a series of videos posted on social media, where he called women “terfs” and described them as “privileged”.
He was convicted in November of harassment and causing harassment, alarm and distress after he was sentenced to 12 months in prison for the same offence in 2021.
The Crown Prosecution Service said the prosecution was brought as part of the government’s “Operation Trojan Shield” initiative, which aims to tackle online child sexual exploitation.
Thompson was jailed for two years after admitting a charge of causing harassment, alarm and distress at Manchester crown court on Thursday.
The charge related to a video posted on X, formerly known as Twitter, in which he described a protest outside a women’s shelter in the city.
Thompson said he wanted to “shut down” trans women’s spaces and called for men who identify as women to “take over” women’s spaces.
He also made a series of threats against women, calling them “terfs” and describing them as “privileged”.
The court heard that Thompson had been known to frequent the area and had previously been involved in a dispute with a woman who had reported him to the police.
The woman said she had been threatened by Thompson, who had also made a series of derogatory comments about her on social media.
The prosecution said that Thompson’s behaviour had caused significant distress to the woman and had a “profound impact” on her mental

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-05-18T05Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: [Fresh] :marseybong: councillor who threatened to 'rape' women :marseycock: suspended from party
URL: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2024/05/17/keir-starmer-councillor-rape-rape-rape-suspended-party/
VOTES: +58 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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> A Labour councillor who threatened to “rape” women and said he would “grab [his] knife” when confronted by an opponent has been suspended from the party.
> Michael Bungay, 66, said he would “rape” a woman in a Facebook message after she criticised him for being “too chummy” with the police.
> When she responded by saying she had “no interest in having sex with [him]”, Mr Bungay said he would “rape” her while she was “asleep”.
> He also told her that he would “grab [his] knife” if she came to confront him.
> The councillor, who has since been suspended from the Labour Party, was re-elected at the local elections in April.
> Mr Bungay, who is a councillor in the South Northamptonshire area, is alleged to have sent the messages in December 2023.
> A spokesperson for the Metropolitan Police said they are “aware of the matter and investigations are ongoing”.
> The Labour Party said it was “sickened” by the messages.
> In a statement, the party said: “It’s sickening that a councillor in our party would send such vile and disgusting messages to a woman.
> “We are disgusted that he would make such vile threats and have suspended him from the party with immediate effect.
> “We will be working with the police and supporting the victim in this incredibly distressing case.”
> Mr Bungay has not responded to requests for comment.
COMMENTS:
ABC +7m +50 / -0
> Mr Bungay, who is a councillor in the South Northamptonshire area, is alleged to have sent the messages in December 2023.
> A spokesperson for the Metropolitan Police said they are “aware of the matter and investigations are ongoing”.
The fact that it's been 5 months and it's still not resolved is telling.

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-06-09T09Z
HOLE: toomanyxchromosomes
TITLE: The impact of feminism: "Why do I have a double chin?"
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes why_do_i_have_a_double_chin}
VOTES: +102 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!foidmoment
COMMENTS:
ABC +12m +153 / -1
> [Because you have a double chin.](https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1d6159b/_/l02o4t9/#comment-info)
>> So then why does my partner not have one?
>>> I know, right? I was going to ask the same thing. I have a double chin and I’m a guy. It’s okay. I’m not fat. I’m just not. I’m also 5’10 and about 170 pounds. I’m not fat. I have a double chin. If you want to be a woman, you should be able to handle that.
>>>> You're a guy. Double chin doesn't make you a woman. This is a FEMINISM sub.
>>>>> Do you know what a sub is? You’re in the wrong one. Go to a women’s sub. I’m in the men’s one.
:#marseyxd:

  LiterallyShaking +4m +84 / -1
  > I have a double chin. If you want to be a woman, you should be able to handle that.
  This is true, but the other guy is a :marseytrain: so it's more of a :marseytransattentionseeker: moment.

    ABC +1m +66 / -1
    Trains are basically women. They can do no wrong.

      jesus +2h +14 / -1
      :#marseyagreefast:

  jesus +2h +44 / -1
  > Do you know what a sub is? You’re in the wrong one. Go to a women’s sub. I’m in the men’s one.
  :#marseyemojilaugh:

  C333 +2h +30 / -1
  :#marseyxdorbit:

  Chapose +

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-04-06T14Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: TERF Island to allow trans women in women's prisons, but only if they're already in jail for murder
URL: {TWEET: Telegraph}
VOTES: +69 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +13m +58 / -0
!transphobes
:#marseytransattentionseeker:
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  X +3m +33 / -0
  {IMG}
  :#marseyemojirofl:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +15m +17 / -0
    The only good tranny is a dead tranny

      jesus +1h +13 / -0
      > {IMG}
      :#turtoiserofl:

    JohnDevereaux +2h +7 / -0
    :#marseytrain2: :#marseyinvisible: :#marseytransattentionseeker:
    {IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +1h +13 / -0
  > if they're already in jail for murder
  It's not like they're going to be murdered in a prison full of violent male predators

    jesus +14m +9 / -0
    >predators
    :#marseyfrozenchosenchokespal:

      BigBussyHunter +1m +8 / -0
      :#marseyagree: :#marsey41:

    ABC +4m +7 / -0
    Women are the primary victims of violence in prisons, chud.

      BigBussyHunter +3m +10 / -0
      But not when they are violent male predators. Those are just good ol' boys having a little fun

        jesus +3m +7 / -0
        :#marseyfrozenchosengenocide:

      JohnDevereaux +57m +8 / -0
      >Women are the primary victims of violence in prisons, chud.
      :#marseyderp: You mean the ones that have been raped by a dozen niggers and jacked off

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2023-11-06T22Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: Microsoft says users must accept a new terms of service to use Edge
URL: https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft/microsoft-says-users-must-accept-a-new-terms-of-service-to-use-edge
VOTES: +113 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I actually googled "edge" today and not only is it still shite, it now has an adblocker that needs to be turned off manually.
Microsoft's "goodwill" gesture of buying out Skype was the gift that keeps on giving.
COMMENTS:
Daddy_Donovan +1h +44 / -0
I am going to use an open source browser with the default search engine set to duckduckgo for the rest of my life. That way I am 100% of the way to being a rightoid
{IMG}

  Bellicose-Twink +1h +20 / -0
  >Firefox
  :#marseybraveglow:

    Daddy_Donovan +53m +11 / -0
    Why would I use a fork of firefox, it's the only major browser that isn't a spyware or an extension only browser.
    I'm not going to use a browser that is going to change my desktop with no choice or with a hidden opt in, or one that doesn't have the important addons I use available by default.
    I'm not going to use a browser with a shitty search engine that doesn't even show me the full thing in the dropdown and that I need to use the extensions to turn off.

      89wc +1h +6 / -0
      that's what chrome is for

        Daddy_Donovan +11m +8 / -0
        I'm not a spyware enjoyer, the fact I can't see what google is doing with my data is a massive issue

          89wc +4m +8 / -0
          sure but it's a browser not a data collector

            Daddy_Donovan +3m +9 / -0
            I can't believe you are pretending the browser isn't a massive part of that data collection

              89wc +1h +5 / -0
              I'm not pretending, it's not. If

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2023-10-17T01Z
HOLE: sandshit
TITLE: Bong police force says "we don't support the genocide of Palestinians" :marseypearlclutch: and their Twitter gets raided by :marseynorf:
URL: {TWEET: Leicestershire_P}
VOTES: +65 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +6m +41 / -0
The only way to defend a genocide is to do the genocide
:#marseyindignant:

  IslamWasRightAboutWomen +16m +12 / -0
  :#marseyholocaust:

  Linux +26m +6 / -0
  :#marseyfedpostyes:

  BussydoFollower +2h +5 / -0
  :marseyfedpostyes:

  Quickbeam +2h +5 / -0
  That's why we should just do the genocide, and then when people accuse us of genocide we can say "It's not genocide, it's just a genocide."

  Sphereserf3232 +2h +2 / -0
  But Palestinians are not being genocided, chud :marseysmug2:

ChungusEnjoyer +2m +21 / -0
:marseywholesome: The police are siding with the side that will win.

  Tesla +53m +7 / -0
  >not siding with the side that will win
  Well theyll be wrong then

  Sphereserf3232 +2h +2 / -0
  I don’t get it :marseysad:

    ChungusEnjoyer +5h +2 / -0
    The British police are siding with the side that will win.

      Sphereserf3232 +1h +1 / -0
      Which side? :marseyexcited:

        ChungusEnjoyer +10h +1 / -0
        :marseyisrael:

          Sphereserf3232 +13h +1 / -0
          But they’re the bad guys though? :marseysad:

            ChungusEnjoyer +22m +1 / -0
            :marse

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2023-08-05T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2:
URL: {TWEET: MedGold}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +8m +20 / -0
{IMG}
> [I mean I was not expecting this from the account, but I was expecting some form of transphobia from the commenters.]({TWEET: medgold})
>> Why would you expect a transphobe to be a doctor?
>>> Why do you expect a transphobe to be a doctor? I mean I'm a transphobe and I'm not a doctor. I'm a shitbag and a loser.
:marseyxd:

  BigBlackCockatiel +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseytransattentionseeker:
  And I'm a doctor too!

X +2m +14 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyxd:

  BigBlackCockatiel +1h +6 / -0
  :#marseytransattentionseeker: And I'm a doctor too!

Hordofboars +20m +11 / -0
Is it just me, or is it amazing how troons are basically just their own caricature :marseyxd: They are the perfect "I hate X" character.

  BigBlackCockatiel +1h +4 / -0
  I mean, if you are a doctor, and you get to treat a tranny patient, would you really not want to do it?

    Hordofboars +1m +3 / -0
    I would want to treat the patient. Just not a tranny one.

      BigBlackCockatiel +1m +5 / -0
      > I would want to treat the patient
      Oh ok so you are gay

        Hordofboars +1m +4 / -0
        No, I'm a woman.

          BigBlackCockatiel +1h +3 / -0
          :#marseyeggirl:

BigBlackCockatiel +1h +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2023-12-22T15Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Bongland's top cop is a :marseytrain:
URL: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6x301293yvo
VOTES: +54 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
ABC +5m +29 / -0
It's so over for bongistan.
!britbongs

  UncleAbortion +6m +30 / -0
  It never even began.
  >send 100,000 soldiers to fight the nazis
  >lose 400,000 in return
  >lose all our colonies
  >secede
  >let in hundreds of thousands of immigrants
  >they take over
  >elect a woman to be leader
  >they take over
  >elect a man to be leader
  >he's a nigger
  >they take over
  >elect a woman to be leader
  >she's a tranny
  >they take over

    ABC +2m +15 / -0
    The only hope left is to sell off the islands to the Chinese.

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +1h +10 / -0
      "The Chinese can't swim" has been a popular cope for the last decade or so, but they're rapidly building the infrastructure to turn the seas into their inland waterways. :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseybritbongitsover: :marseyitsoverwerebackchingchon:

        ABC +3m +6 / -0
        > but they're rapidly building the infrastructure to turn the seas into their inland waterways.
        :marseyxd:
        I can't wait for the aftermath of this.

          Miserere_Mei_Deus +15m +6 / -0
          The US has been doing the same thing in the :marseysaluteusa: West for the past 100 years, I expect the :marseyjewoftheorient: to do the same.
          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Environmental_impact_of_the_U.S._Army_Corps_of_Engineers#Environmental_impacts

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-01-17T23Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: I've just been arrested by the police for 3 counts of :marseytrain:phobia, can I get a chud award please?
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12975317/Wales-police-announce-charges-man-3-counts-hate-crime.html
VOTES: +46 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
X +5m +25 / -0
!transphobes :marseyemojirofl:

HailVictory1776 +1h +12 / -0
Based. The only people that don’t believe in Christ are these types of people

  H +1h +5 / -0
  I don't believe in Christ but I think he was a good guy

    HailVictory1776 +10h +3 / -0
    Christ is the only way, so I can only imagine you are an apostate

      H +2h +1 / -0
      I don't believe in Christ

        HailVictory1776 +16m +1 / -0
        Then you are a blasphemer and should repent

          H +2m +1 / -0
          I don't believe in Christ

            HailVictory1776 +1m +1 / -0
            God will judge you for your sins

              H +1m +1 / -0
              I don't believe in Christ

                HailVictory1776 +1m +1 / -0
                Do you realize that you are committing mortal sin by not believing in Him? You are also committing mortal sin by believing in blasphemy

                  H +1m +1 / -0
                  I don't believe in Christ

                    HailVictory1776 +3m +1 / -0
                    You are committing blasphemy and mortal sin by rejecting Christ. Do you know what happens when you die and reject Christ?

                      H +2m +1 / -0
                      I don't believe in Christ

                        HailVictory1776 +22m +1 / -0
                        Then you are a heretic

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2022-08-19T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: We're a bunch of retarded kids who need to be told what to do by people with a lot of power over us :marseyblops2chadcel:
URL: {REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom only_14_of_uk_parents_want_to_be_better_parents}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +17m +6 / -0
> People who have children should be forced to attend classes about how to properly parent.
Redditors are so utterly pathetic.
:soycry: Why won't you just hand over your children to me so I can groom them? :!soycry:

  LiterallyShaking +1m +6 / -0
  They're right though. Every parent should be forced to watch The Truman Show until they understand the importance of not imposing their will on their children.

    drumpf +5m +4 / -0
    > Every parent should be forced to watch The Truman Show
    So Redditors. :marseyagree:

    STAN_ARTMS +2h +3 / -0
    I just want to beat my kids up, why is that so hard to understand?

lmaoreddit +2h +4 / -0
There's so much zoomer crying in that thread, it's not even funny
> I don't want to sound like a "zoomer" but seriously, if you aren't making sure your kids get all of the vaccines, and you aren't bringing them into the world in a way that is safe, you are a bad parent.
> I don't want to sound like a "zoomer"
Nigga, if you're 30 you're not a zoomer. You're a boomer
> Honestly, it's a great time to be a parent. I mean, I'm not saying it's easy, but it's a great time to be a parent. You have all the resources available to you now to be a better parent than you could have been when you were growing up.
> We have all the information available to us now to be better parents than we could have been when we were growing up.
> We have all the information available to us now to be better parents than we could

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2023-07-11T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: is all for the death penalty if she gets falsely accused of murder
URL: {TWEET: jen_rubin}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +3m +22 / -0
{IMG}
:marseywould:

  Pog +21m +21 / -0
  She looks like the most basic bitch foid in the world. If she didn’t have a career as a journo, I would think she was a complete and utter nothing.

    Dramamine +1h +9 / -0
    She's a former 538 writer. Her career is probably in the toilet

      Pog +1h +2 / -0
      538 used to be pretty good. It’s not surprising that it got shittified.

  Allende +12m +15 / -0
  :#marseywould:

  JohnDevereaux +5h +2 / -0
  She's so fucking white.

    ABC +1m +2 / -0
    That's the vibe she's going for.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +1 / -0
  She has a face for radio

BigBussyHunter +2m +14 / -0
She seems pretty dumb
:marseyfoidretard:

  LiterallyShaking +2m +12 / -0
  She's a former 538 writer, so you know she's just a hanger-on there.

    BigBussyHunter +4m +8 / -0
    :marseyeyeroll2: :marseyfoidretard:
    :marseynotes: I wonder how her balls taste

  asshole +32m +3 / -0
  she's also a journalist so
  {GIF}

peepeehands +5m +13 / -0
> I am all for the death penalty if I'm falsely accused of murder
:#marseyfoidretard:

  asshole +30m +8 / -0
  {GIF}

    peepeehands +1m +6 /

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2023-08-23T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bardfinn
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +39 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
dude_pussy_lmao +46m +16 / -0
{IMG}

  Sphereserf3232 +1h +5 / -0
  What’s this from?

    dude_pussy_lmao +1h +5 / -0
    :#marseyeggirl: :#marseytrans2: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseybardfinnrentfree: :#marseybardfinnrentfree2:

      Sphereserf3232 +12h +1 / -0
      But the movie?

        dude_pussy_lmao +2h +2 / -0
        :marseyshrug: <a href="https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/elliot-page-given-leave-acting-1235246458/">maybe</a>?

          Sphereserf3232 +13h +1 / -0
          No but what’s the movie the gif is from?

            dude_pussy_lmao +17m +2 / -0
            :marseyshrug: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/elliot_page_gives_her_fans_a_piece_of_her_heart_in_new_heartwarming_film

              Sphereserf3232 +33m +1 / -0
              :marseysquint:
              The gif is clearly not from that, it’s not even a movie

                dude_pussy_lmao +1h +2 / -0
                :marseysad: the gif is from a film, just not the one that Elliot Page's in
                {IMG}

                  Sphereserf3232 +1h +1 / -0
                  :marseysquint:
                  That’s not even a film, that’s just a still

                    dude_pussy_lmao +15m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Sphereserf3232 +3m +

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2022-07-13T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a 22-year-old woman with a boyfriend. I feel like I've been exploited by the sex work industry. : TwoXChromosomes
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes im_a_22yearold_woman_with_a_boyfriend_i_feel_like}
VOTES: +45 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +2m +42 / -0
> I don’t want to be a hooker, but I’m so terrified of being a prostitute that I’m forced to be one.
:marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused:
> If I want to be a hooker, I’m not allowed to be a prostitute. I’m trapped in this cycle of being a hooker and not being allowed to be a prostitute. I’m trapped in a cycle of being a prostitute and not being allowed to be a hooker.
:marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused:
> If I want to be a prostitute, I’m not allowed to be a hooker. I’m trapped in this cycle of being a prostitute and not being allowed to be a hooker. I’m trapped in a cycle of being a hooker and not being allowed to be a prostitute.
:marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused:

  LiterallyShaking +1m +31 / -0
  The way it works is you have to be a hooker first, but then you can't be a prostitute. But if you want to be a prostitute then you can't be a hooker.

    ABC +2m +34 / -0
    Being a hooker is a prerequisite for being a prostitute, but being a prostitute is a prerequisite for being a hooker. :marseybigbrain:

      LiterallyShaking +1m +23 / -0
      It's a chicken or the egg situation, but it's actually a hooker or a prostitute situation.

        ABC +2m +14 / -0
        {GIF}

  ThousandBestLives +3h +5 / -0
  I like to think that she's a real hook

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-06-05T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors cope and seethe when someone says the quiet part out loud
URL: {REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom the_misery_of_british_society_is_at_its_worst_in}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [You can't say that. It's racist. All you need to do is compare the nationalities of those in the top 100 wealthiest people in the world. Then it becomes obvious that the richest people are white people. So your statement is not true. It is racist. Please do better.]({REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom the_misery_of_british_society_is_at_its_worst_in})
:#marseyhesright:
COMMENTS:
X +14m +6 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyxd:

  LiterallyShaking +2m +5 / -0
  [This is an excellent post]({REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom the_misery_of_british_society_is_at_its_worst_in})
  {IMG}

    X +5m +5 / -0
    {IMG} :#marseyxd:

      LiterallyShaking +1m +4 / -0
      > [How can we blame the global elites when the UK is the most unequal country in the world?]({REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom the_misery_of_british_society_is_at_its_worst_in})
      Lmao good point. How are we supposed to blame anyone but ourselves?

  Redactor0 +2h +3 / -0
  > There are no "rich people" in Britain.
  I guess if you're counting rentoids as "people". :marseysmug3:

    X +10m +3 / -0
    lol the rentoids are so oblivious that they think they're living the good life :marseyemojirofl:

      Redactor0 +13m +3 / -0
      And they're so proud of being that way.
      {IMG}

        X +11m +3 / -0
        {IMG}
        :#marseyemojilaugh:

  JohnDe

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2023-06-10T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybong: government launches a new service that helps you find a job
URL: {TWEET: greg_price11}
VOTES: +140 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [It's not a job, it's a training programme to find a job]({TWEET: greg_price11})
> > [Gosh, imagine if they used that money for something actually useful like training programmes.]({TWEET: anothaaccount_})
{IMG}
> > > [You mean like the programmes that haven’t helped anyone? Well, the Labour government tried that, it didn’t work, so the next government tried a different approach and it didn’t work, so now we’re back to square one. What next?]({TWEET: greg_price11})
{IMG}
> > [It’s not a job, it’s an opportunity to learn new skills to increase your employability and earn more money]({TWEET: greg_price11})
> > > [So it’s not a job, it’s a training program to find a job]({TWEET: greg_price11})
> > > > [So it’s not a job, it’s a training program to find a job]({TWEET: greg_price11})
> > > > > [So it’s not a job, it’s a training program to find a job]({TWEET: greg_price11})
> > > > > > [So it’s not a job, it’s a training program to find a job]({TWEET: greg_price11})
> > > > > > > [So it’s not a job, it’s a training program to find a job]({TWEET: greg_price11})
> > > > > > > > [So it’s not a job, it’s a training program to find a job]({TWEET: greg_price11})
> > > > > > > > > [So it’s not a job, it’s a training program to find a job]({TWEET: greg_price11})
> > > > > > > > > > [So it’s not a job, it’s a training program

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-03-29T21Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: [Not Drama] A red flag for everyone to see
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KongsburyDonkboy +1h +1 / -0
The 3rd place is a red flag
The 1st place is a red flag
The 2nd place is a red flagyy:y:y:y:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:ottey:

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2023-11-08T09Z
HOLE: sandshit
TITLE: [Not Drama] "Hamas killed 200 hostages" - "Yeah but they didn't actually kill 200 hostages" - "Yeah but they probably killed 200 hostages" :marseynoyouoccupy:
URL: {TWEET: _Aryanneh}
VOTES: +66 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!jidf !nonchuds
COMMENTS:
FourthCowboy +1m +51 / -0
Both sides are guilty of genocide :marseysaluteisrael::marseysaluteussr:

  Tonberry +37m +16 / -0
  And thats a good thing

    FourthCowboy +2m +21 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:
    We need to go back to the middle ages and slaughter a few hundred thousand people to restore balance :marseyagree:

      Tonberry +3m +13 / -0
      I'm not against a few million

  jesus +1h +11 / -0
  This but unironically

  BussydoFollower +1h +8 / -0
  This is why we need to get rid of both of them. :marseynukegoggles:

    FourthCowboy +7m +9 / -0
    We need a world war so they can learn to behave :marseyagree:

      BussydoFollower +3m +8 / -0
      Oh no I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to die :marseyscared:

        FourthCowboy +2m +7 / -0
        That's why you need to die as well :marseyembrace:

          BussydoFollower +4m +5 / -0
          No I'm too important to die. :marseyindignant:

  911roofer +2h +4 / -0
  This but unironically.

DoveMenCare +24m +33 / -0
{GIF}
:#marseywaowbased:

  SCD +2h +14 / -0
  I think Israel is the only side in this conflict that would actually

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2023-12-12T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I love my trans friends but I'm afraid of them" :marseytransgenocide: - /r/AskWomenOver30
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskWomenOver30 i_love_my_trans_friends_but_im_afraid_of_them}
VOTES: +115 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Sort by controversial, or if you're feeling lazy just click [this link](https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/AskWomenOver30/comments/18f0821/i_love_my_trans_friends_but_im_afraid_of_them/?sort=controversial).
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +156 / -0
> My trans friend told me I can't be a feminist because I have transphobic beliefs. Is this true?
>> Yes, and you should also be afraid of your trans friend. Don't trust them. They're probably a rapist and/or murderer.
:#marseyhesright:

  Wuzizname +36m +69 / -1
  > They're probably a rapist and/or murderer.
  Least likely to be true statement I've read this week.

    Patriarch +1h +29 / -0
    The ACLU released a study and found that 52% of trans women have been involved in rape, murder, or domestic violence.
    I have no idea if that’s true but it sounds believable

      Sphereserf3232 +4h +3 / -0
      52% of trans women are involved in domestic violence? :marseyshook:

    Morewafflesplz +1h +14 / -0
    :#marseyxdoubt:

    Sphereserf3232 +6h +3 / -0
    :marseyshook:

  Grue +37m +38 / -1
  > Yes, and you should also be afraid of your trans friend. Don't trust them. They're probably a rapist and/or murderer.
  WPD poster

    peepeehands +2m +35 / -1
    > WPD poster
    :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

    Freak-

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-07-09T03Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: FBI asked Google to remove sites hosting illegal software
URL: {REDDIT: r/linux fbi_asked_google_to_remove_sites_hosting_illegal}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!fosstards
COMMENTS:
nuclearshill +13m +13 / -0
> While this was going on, the FBI was also busy making a deal with Google to take down all the websites hosting pirated software and content. Now that Google has complied, the FBI has revealed that over 10,000 websites were taken down, including several that were operating in Russia.
:#marseybased:

  LiterallyShaking +2m +12 / -0
  {IMG}
  {IMG}

    nuclearshill +1m +10 / -0
    :#marseyxd:
    The FBI is just doing its job, it's the glowies' fault for not dealing with the pirates in the first place.

      LiterallyShaking +1m +6 / -0
      [The FBI spent $1 billion in 2023 to fight child porn.](https://www.fbi.gov/stats-and-data/crime-in-the-u.s/2023/fbi-crime-data-explorer) That's about 0.0000000001% of their budget.

        nuclearshill +1m +10 / -0
        > The FBI spent $1 billion in 2023 to fight child porn.
        And that's a good thing :#marseywholesomeferal:

          LiterallyShaking +1m +10 / -0
          > The FBI spent $1 billion in 2023 to fight child porn.
          And 0.0000000001% of that was spent to fight piracy.
          :marseyindignant:

            nuclearshill +5m +6 / -0
            > The FBI spent $1 billion in 2023 to fight child porn.
            And that's a good thing :#marseywholesomeferal:

            whyareyou +14h +2 / -0
            > And 0.00

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2025-05-10T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: LibsOfTikTok is now a registered political party in the UK :marseyxd:
URL: {TWEET: lporiginalg}
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +1h +7 / -0
I thought libs of tiktok was just a meme? Didnt realize it was a real thing
Edit: lol it’s a parody account. Why are they even registering it?

Cao_Cao +1h +4 / -0
{IMG}

  LiterallyShaking +4m +4 / -0
  > When you get to the "Membership" section, you can choose to either join or not join the party. If you choose to join, your details will be collected for the purposes of party membership and any other purposes that may be necessary for the party to operate effectively.
  > These purposes may include, but are not limited to, contacting you regarding party events, communications, and membership updates. Your membership details will be stored securely and used in accordance with the party's data protection policies.
  > If you choose not to join, your details will be used solely for the purpose of registering your vote. Your information will be processed in line with the party's data protection policies and will be used to ensure your vote is recorded accurately.
  > In both cases, your data will be handled with the utmost care and in compliance with applicable data protection laws.

    Cao_Cao +1h +3 / -0
    {IMG}
    {IMG}

ConchShell +1h +3 / -0
I'll vote for her

  LiterallyShaking +1m +4 / -0
  {IMG}.tiktok

    ConchShell +2m +3 / -0
    She's definitely not fat enough

      LiterallyShaking +3m +3 / -0
      {IMG}.tiktok

        ConchShell +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseybooba:

Supreme_Gaper_of_Chuds +21h +1 / -0
Tiktok is a Chinese propaganda apparatus..tiktok.tiktok

  LiterallyShaking +15m

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2022-10-07T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors seethe at white people :marseymayo: not being able to escape the consequences of their actions
URL: {REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom whites_are_squealing_at_being_sacked_for}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I used to work for a company where the 2nd highest position was taken by a guy named Mohammad, while the 3rd highest was a guy named James. He was a good bloke, and I miss him. I think he got the sack.]({REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom whites_are_squealing_at_being_sacked_for})
> [I'm not sure how to explain this, but he just wasn't as aggressive as the guy above him. I think he got fired because his boss didn't like him.]({REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom whites_are_squealing_at_being_sacked_for})
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +17m +3 / -0
>how do you make a job easier than it already is? It's fucking impossible
:#marseybrainlet:

  LiterallyShaking +13m +3 / -0
  > They sacked the bloke who was well liked and who put the effort in, and kept the guy who said "I'll do a good job, but I'll do it more slowly". Because of course they did.
  I feel like I'm being trolled here but I can't tell.

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4m +3 / -0
    >I feel like I'm being trolled here but I can't tell.
    You areed

      LiterallyShaking +1m +3 / -0
      I just don't see how you can do a job more slowly than the guy above you.
      I'm not smart.

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +3 / -0
        You can go to the bathroom more, drink more coffee, take more breaks, etced

          LiterallyShaking +2m +3 / -0
          How does taking a shit make your job easier? I don't understand.

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5m +3 / -

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-01-23T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How do I convince my friend to stop being racist? : AskUK
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskUK how_do_i_convince_my_friend_to_stop_being_racist}
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +20 / -0
> I have a friend who is a bit racist, he has no problem with some people but with others he has a problem. He is a white man who grew up in an area with a lot of black people. He has no issue with black people but he says he is more comfortable around white people.
he's a racist because he doesn't want to be stabbed by a bipoc

  LiterallyShaking +3m +17 / -0
  > He has no issue with black people
  :#marseysurejan:

    peepeehands +2m +11 / -0
    he has no problem with the black people who grew up in the same neighborhood as him, he's just a good boy

  Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +27m +13 / -0
  His friend is right.
  I've been to a few cities in Africa, and it's a lot of fun. But I also stay in the tourist areas, and avoid the slums like the plague.
  I've been to a few cities in the UK, and it's a lot of fun. But I also stay in the tourist areas, and avoid the slums like the plague.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4m +10 / -0
  He's a racist because he doesn't want to be stabbed by a bipoc

  JohnDevereaux +4h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

ACA +50m +10 / -0
> I can understand where he is coming from but I feel like I need to help him
Yes, help him kill himself
{IMG}
!chuds

  JohnDevereaux +3h +2 / -0
  >He's a racist because he doesn't want to be stabbed by a bipoc
  :#marseyhesright:

X +2m +8 / -0
> He has

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2023-10-17T02Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: r/AskUK asks if it's okay to be transphobic towards trans women who post their tits
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskUK is_it_just_me_or_is_this_sub_genuinely_turning}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
If you're not familiar with the trans-to-chud pipeline, there's a [great thread here](https://rdrama.net/post/183505/effortpost-the-trans-to-chud-pipeline) which links to a [great thread here](https://rdrama.net/post/183279/effortpost-the-trans-to-chud-pipeline-part) with [great comments here](https://rdrama.net/post/183279/effortpost-the-trans-to-chud-pipeline-part/4463709#context) explaining that the vast majority of trans women (92.7%) never post their tits, and those who do are usually mentally ill.
The linked thread is full of transphobia so I won't be quoting it.
COMMENTS:
X +7m +14 / -0
> The vast majority of trans women (92.7%) never post their tits
yeah, they don't even pass

  LiterallyShaking +1m +10 / -0
  > 92.7%
  :#marseywrongthonk:

    X +3m +6 / -0
    the other 7.3% are heckin valid :marseyindignant:

  JohnDevereaux +2h +5 / -0
  {IMG}

  Downie +11h +2 / -0
  That's a lie, most of them are actually trans lesbians that don't feel the need to show off. Only the real AGPs do it.

peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
> The vast majority of trans women (92.7%) never post their tits
:#marseysurejan:

  LiterallyShaking +1m +8 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/post/183505/effortpost-the-trans-to-chud-pipeline/4463709#

========

AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-10-25T15Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: :marseywords: ChatGPT just got 100x faster :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords:

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-03-14T11Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: Why is AI so bad at anatomy?
URL: {REDDIT: r/singularity why_is_ai_so_bad_at_anatomy}
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
JimieWhales +1h +10 / -0
{IMG}
Fascinating.

X +2h +5 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyconfused2:
{IMG}
:#marseyconfused2:
{IMG}
:#marseyconfused2:

  LiterallyShaking +5m +7 / -0
  It's a mystery. I think it's related to the fact that most people in the world are fat.

    X +5m +6 / -0
    But I'm not fat :marseychingchongraging:

      LiterallyShaking +1m +4 / -0
      :#marseychonker2:

        X +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseychingchongraging: :#marseychingchongraging: :#marseychingchongraging: :#marseychingchongraging: :#marseychingchongraging:

  lain +1h +4 / -0
  ChatGPT is so bad at anatomy I think they got the data from r/AnatomyPorn.

    X +11m +4 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

  MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +1h +3 / -0
  It's a mystery that will never be solved.

    X +3m +3 / -0
    :#marseyconfused2:

      MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +2m +3 / -0
      :#marseybrainletclapping:

        X +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseyconfused2:

    X +15m +3 / -0
    :#marseyconfused2:

      MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseybrainletclapping:

        X +2m +3 / -

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2023-11-09T21Z
HOLE: sandshit
TITLE: Hamas claims it's "just" killing civilians, r/ukpolitics blames Israel
URL: {REDDIT: r/ukpolitics hamas_claims_its_just_killing_civilians}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
911roofer +2m +19 / -0
If Hamas says it it must be true.

  H +4m +6 / -0
  :#marseynotes:

  Mello_luvr +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseysow: :#marseyreapcrying:

ChungusEnjoyer +2m +14 / -0
> It is Israel's responsibility to protect civilians, and it is failing to do so
:marseyisrael: :!marseyshooting: :!marseyflagpalestine:

  LiterallyShaking +2m +11 / -0
  > [This is the most delusional thing I've ever seen written. Israel is completely in the wrong here and must be held accountable.]({REDDIT: r/ukpolitics hamas_claims_its_just_killing_civilians})
  He's right though. Israel should be held accountable for failing to protect civilians.

    ChungusEnjoyer +4m +9 / -0
    :marseyisrael: :marseydead: :marseyflagpalestine:

      LiterallyShaking +4m +6 / -0
      :#marseyagreefast:

    Mello_luvr +1h +4 / -0
    And it is.

  ThermonuclearNecrostorm +5m +4 / -0
  The Jews are getting what they deserve

Mello_luvr +1h +3 / -0
:marseyhesright:

Redactor0 +5h +2 / -0
> Hamas has killed 2,000 people, 2,000 out of 2.2 million
This is the most retarded thing I've seen in a long time. The population of Israel is 9 million. Even if we count the West Bank and Gaza, it

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AUTHOR: LiterallyShaking
DATE: 2024-09-17T22Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: The American Jewish Committee has decided to "lay off" a few employees, including the head of the UK office, and is also shutting down its office in Jerusalem. : LabourUK
URL: {REDDIT: r/LabourUK the_american_jewish_committee_has_decided_to_lay}
VOTES: +44 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!jidf I hope you're happy
COMMENTS:
C333 +44m +26 / -0
> As a Jew, I'm disgusted by this. They're not just closing the office in Jerusalem, they're closing the whole operation there. The AJC is a key advocate for Israel and the Jewish community in the UK and abroad. They work tirelessly to protect Jewish people and combat antisemitism.
> And this is what we get for it? A public humiliation and the closure of their office in Jerusalem? I'm not sure that this is the right message to send.
>> As a Jew, I'm disgusted by this. They're not just closing the office in Jerusalem, they're closing the whole operation there. The AJC is a key advocate for Israel and the Jewish community in the UK and abroad. They work tirelessly to protect Jewish people and combat antisemitism.
>> And this is what we get for it? A public humiliation and the closure of their office in Jerusalem? I'm not sure that this is the right message to send.
!chuds !nooticers
What did he mean by this?

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +17 / -0
  They're saying that the jews are too powerful and no one is allowed to oppose them

  ACA +13m +12 / -0
  {IMG}

  kaamrev +15m +7 / -0
  I thought you were a christian :marseybeanquestion:

    C333 +1m +10 / -0
    I’m a Jew
    {IMG}

      ACA +4m +11 / -0
      {IMG}

        C333 +35s +7 / -0
        :#marseyxd:

        BWC +28m +4 / -0
        {IMG}

      kaamrev +4m

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2023-07-23T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A gay and a lesbian with a kid find out their child is intersex. They are now fighting over who should raise it :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_wife_is_telling_people_i_am_a_terf_because_i}
VOTES: +152 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I (40F) married my wife (40M) in 2015. We are both gay, so when she told me she had a son (12) she was taking care of, I was surprised but okay with it.
> We have been together since 2010 and were together when she had him. He’s our son, as much as we can be to him.
> The thing is, he is intersex. I can’t exactly say what kind, but I’m told it’s a mix of female and male, and the doctors aren’t sure what to do about him.
> My wife has been trying to push the idea of transitioning him, and I won’t do it. I don’t want to do it. He’s intersex, not trans.
> She is pushing it on me and telling me I am a TERF, and that I need to do better. She says she’s trying to be supportive, but I’m not convinced.
> I just want to be a mom to my son, and she’s telling me I can’t be that. I don’t know what to do, and I’m scared of what she might do if I don’t give in.
> She told me she’s going to tell our friends and family what I’m doing and how I’m not being supportive. I don’t want to lose my son over this, but I’m not going to let her push me into something I don’t want to do.
> I’m scared, and I don’t know what to do. I just want to be a mom to my son, and she’s trying to take that away from me.
> I don’t know if I can keep this going, or if I should just walk away. I love my son, and I don’t want to lose him, but I can’t do this if I’m not allowed to be his mom.
> I don’t know what to do, and

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2025-05-17T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Garry Chess lore :marseydoctor:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://rdrama.net/post/365261/weekly-what-are-you-playing-thread/8229451#context
!metashit
COMMENTS:
AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +3m +18 / -0
{IMG}

  LizWarren2028 +1m +11 / -0
  It's a good bit :marseyxd:

  asshole +24m +7 / -0
  {IMG}
  !slots100

  TheDunceonMaster +3h +4 / -0
  I thought it was an AI image but it's real? :marseywtf2:

    LizWarren2028 +3m +4 / -0
    :#marseyagree:

  Patrice +1h +3 / -0
  is this the same guy who wrote the first one

peepeehands +3m +12 / -0
garry chess posts a picture of his balls and the pajeets on rDrama are offended

  ACA +12m +8 / -0
  !chuds are offended by a pajeet having balls

    TheDunceonMaster +3h +2 / -0
    I'm offended by all jeets having balls. :marseyindignant:

  asshole +25m +5 / -0
  {IMG}
  !slots100

    peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      asshole +2m +4 / -0
      {IMG}
      !slots100

      LizWarren2028 +6m +4 / -0
      :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

G-PIG +6m +8 / -0
I'm so fucking tired of this guy.
:#marseygiveup:

  LizWarren2028 +1

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2025-04-21T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marse

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2023-12-08T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybackstab: Aevann's still in the hospital? :marseybackstab: :marseybackstab: :marseybackstab:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +46 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I thought he was out already. Why are you still in the hospital :marseybackstab:
COMMENTS:
X +5m +22 / -0
just got out

  LizWarren2028 +5m +13 / -0
  :marseyshook: But I just got a notification that you're still in the hospital?

    X +2m +20 / -0
    that was you who was in the hospital :marseyshapiro:

      LizWarren2028 +1m +15 / -0
      :marseyshook: But I'm not in the hospital?

        X +2m +17 / -0
        :#marseysurejan:

          LizWarren2028 +1m +13 / -0
          :marseyshook: But I'm not in the hospital?

            X +1m +13 / -0
            :#marseyjerkoffsmile:

              LizWarren2028 +57s +13 / -0
              :marseyshook: But I'm not in the hospital?

                X +1m +13 / -0
                :#marseyflirt:

                  LizWarren2028 +1m +10 / -0
                  :marseyshook: But I'm not in the hospital?

                    X +1m +10 / -0
                    :#marseyflirt:

                      LizWarren2028 +3m +11 / -0
                      :marseyshook: But I'm not in the hospital?

                        X +49s +10 / -0
                        :#marseyflirt:

                          LizWarren2028 +2m +10 / -0
                          :marseyshook: But I'm not in the hospital?

                            X +5m +

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-06-16T17Z
HOLE: countryclub
TITLE: I think I've found a good way to reportmaxx :marseyreportmaxxer2: :marseytroublemaker:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +124 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_telling_my_bf_that_he_wasnt_my_first}
> I (F25) have been with my boyfriend (M28) for two years, and we're both open about our past relationships. Recently, he confided in me that he was emotionally hurt because I told him I'd had more sexual partners than him.
> I was surprised by this reaction. I thought we were both mature enough to talk about our pasts without it affecting our relationship. He explained that he thought it made him feel less desirable. I told him that our relationship is built on trust and communication, not on who has slept with more people in the past. I also reminded him that our past experiences don't define our relationship or our worth as people.
> AITA for telling him the truth about my past?
I thought of a way to make this bait post even better :marseytroublemaker:
{IMG}
> YTA for not believing his experiences. You need to sit down and have a conversation with him about what he's gone through. He's clearly struggling with something and you're not helping by dismissing his feelings.
:marseysmug2:
> YTA for dismissing his feelings. It's clear that he's struggling with something and you're not helping by not believing him.
> Maybe you should have a conversation with him about what he's gone through and how it's affected him.
:marseysmug2:
> YTA for not believing him. It's clear that he's struggling with something and you're not helping by dismissing his feelings.
> Maybe you should have a conversation with him about what he's gone through and how it's affected him.
:marseysmug2:
> YTA for not believing him. It's clear that he's struggling with something and you're not helping by dismissing his feelings.
> Maybe you should have a conversation with him about what he's gone through and how it's affected him.
:marseysmug2:
> YTA for not believing him. It's clear that he's

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2025-01-23T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight: :redlight: :bluelight:

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2023-02-14T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblackface: The N word is so powerful that it causes magic :marseyblackface: :marseyblackface: :marseyblackface:
URL: https://www.salon.com/2023/02/13/the-n-word-is-so-powerful-that-it-causes-magic
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> How can this word, which has been so deeply dehumanizing, be so magnetic to people who don’t have a racial connection to it? It’s a conundrum that continues to baffle me.
> Why do the people who are most outraged by the word have such a deep connection to it? Why does it cause them to lose their minds? Why does it cause them to lose their minds?
> I remember when I was in elementary school and I had a classmate who was a Black girl. One day, she had a fight with a white girl and the white girl called her the N word. The white girl was suspended and the Black girl was not. I remember thinking that the white girl was in the wrong because she used a racial slur, but the Black girl was in the wrong because she started the fight.
> I remember thinking that the white girl was in the wrong because she used a racial slur, but the Black girl was in the wrong because she started the fight.
> I was also around when the O.J. Simpson trial was happening and I remember thinking that O.J. Simpson was innocent. I remember thinking that the jury was wrong and that they should have acquitted him. I remember thinking that the media was wrong and that they should have not covered the trial so much. I remember thinking that the police were wrong and that they should have not arrested O.J. Simpson. I remember thinking that the witnesses were wrong and that they should have not testified against O.J. Simpson.
> I was also around when the O.J. Simpson trial was happening and I remember thinking that O.J. Simpson was innocent. I remember thinking that the jury was wrong and that they should have acquitted him. I remember thinking that the media was wrong and that they should have not covered the trial so much. I remember thinking that the police were wrong and that they should have not arrested O.J. Simpson. I remember thinking that the witnesses were wrong and that they

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2023-11-12T02Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: Kino :marseykino: :marseyflamethrower:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +44 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MayflyAlt-98 +3m +12 / -0
:marseydarkxd:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +17m +11 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  NO +5h +3 / -0
  Pinned that shit.

BigBlackCockatiel +1h +10 / -0
:#marseyflamewar: :#marseyburn: :#marseyfart: :#!marseyburn: :#!marseyflamewar:

  NO +4h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

BimothyX2 +4m +7 / -0
:#marseyheavymetal:

Dramamine +2h +5 / -0
:#marseyvaporwave:

NO +6h +3 / -0
{IMG}

BussydoFollower +6h +2 / -0
> That's me, bussydo follower
I'm in the video! :marseysoypoint:

  NO +12m +1 / -0
  :#marseywave2:

    BussydoFollower +1h +1 / -0
    :marseywave2:

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1h +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  LizWarren2028 +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyjam:

  NO +4h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

NO +6h +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE} (3:00)

NO +6h +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE} (2:40)cott

NO +6h +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE} (1:15)cott

NO +6h +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE} (4:33)cott

NO

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-07-03T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marse

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-12-10T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost: :marseyghost:

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-11-18T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: Marsey is now the fourth most downvoted emoji on Reddit :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think it's a combination of people not understanding what it is, and people who do understand it and think it's cute being downvoted for posting cute things
COMMENTS:
TheDunceonMaster +4m +11 / -0
!enemiesofmarsey :marseyitsover:

  Grue +1m +6 / -0
  @Aevann this is the worst possible use of this ping group :marseydisagree:

    Aevann +1h +7 / -0
    i dont like it either but @TheDunceonMaster is a cool guy and i wanna be nice to him

      TheDunceonMaster +7m +5 / -0
      :capyheart: :marseyheart:

        Aevann +3m +6 / -0
        :marseyheart:

          TheDunceonMaster +4m +5 / -0
          :marsey:

            Aevann +2m +5 / -0
            :marseymerchant:

      Grue +7m +4 / -0
      :marseywave3:

        Aevann +2m +4 / -0
        :marseywave3:

    TheDunceonMaster +3m +6 / -0
    I'm sorry, I'm just so sad :marseycry:

      Grue +4m +6 / -0
      I am too :marseygiveup:

        TheDunceonMaster +1m +6 / -0
        It's ok. We'll get through this. :marseycheerup:

          Grue +1m +6 / -0
          :marseycheerup:

  LizWarren2028 +2m +6 / -0
  I'm just happy to be part of this community :marseyexcited:

    TheDunceonMaster

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2025-02-04T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybooba: New Toss :marseybooba:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +67 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.rockyponies.com/comics/marsey/101915
COMMENTS:
Janniephobe +49m +39 / -0
{IMG}

  BWC +4h +15 / -0
  !soyteens :#gem:

  CoconutGun +4h +7 / -0
  :#marseysike:

  KangThaConqueror +5h +4 / -0
  this is actually pretty good

Sner +54m +26 / -0
:marseyshook: but its not about me

  Haberdasher +2h +14 / -0
  I thought it was about me, and I'm not fat.

    BWC +1h +9 / -0
    >I thought it was about me, and I'm not fat.
    {IMG} !retards

      Haberdasher +4m +7 / -0
      {IMG}
      I mean, I'm not fat.
      :#marseyretardchad:

  BWC +4h +6 / -0
  >but its not about me
  :#speechbubble:
  {IMG} !soyteens

Gorgeous_Gorillawitz +1h +19 / -0
:#marseycoomer2:

  BWC +3h +12 / -0
  :#!speechbubble:
  {IMG} !soyteens

ACA +9h +19 / -0
{IMG}
!alligatorfuckhouse !art !marseyartists

  ACA +2m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

  LizWarren2028 +1h +5 / -0
  :marseybooba:

  ACA +2m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    ACA +1m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      ACA +40s +4 / -0
      {IMG}

        ACA +16s +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-09-12T22Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: Apple: "This is not a bug, it's a feature" - Apple releases new security update for iPhone 11/12/13 models that disables the ability to charge them
URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41511306
VOTES: +151 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I can't take credit for this, but I remember hearing about this from a friend who said he had to go to a Genius Bar to get his iPhone 11 pro Max fixed after it stopped charging.
> The reason he said was that the iPhone 11 had a new microchip in it that would disable charging if the phone had been in the hands of a thief or someone who wasn't the original owner of the phone, and the Genius Bar had to replace the chip to get it charging again.
> I was kind of like "yeah, that sounds about right for Apple." :marseyapple2:
> I was looking around on the internet for a while but couldn't find anything about it, but a little while ago I saw this article about a guy who had a problem with his phone not charging, and it turns out that Apple did release a security update that would disable charging for those phones.
> It's the same thing that was released for the 12 and 13 models. :marseymacarthur:
> https://www.9to5mac.com/2024/08/22/ios-18-security-update-charging-issue/
> Apparently it's only for these models. :marseyhacker:
> {IMG}
> But you know, I'm going to say it. I'm going to say that it was totally done on purpose. I'm going to say that it was done on purpose, and I'm going to say that it was done on purpose, and I'm going to say that it was done on purpose. :marseyschizowall:
> I mean, think about it. Think about all the people who have had their phones stolen, and all the people who have had their phones stolen and then had to go to a Genius Bar to get them fixed, and all the people who have had their phones stolen and then had to go to a Genius Bar to get them fixed

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-09-26T16Z
HOLE: meta
TITLE: I hope this shit doesn't get too out of hand :marseybottom:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +12m +17 / -1
He's the most annoying user here and I like him because he's so funny.

  LizWarren2028 +3m +9 / -1
  He's funny but I'd be a lot more sympathetic if he'd stop doxxing me. I have a real life

    JimieWhales +24m +12 / -0
    > I have a real life
    {IMG}

      LizWarren2028 +1m +6 / -0
      :marseyindignant: It's true

    arsey +2h +2 / -0
    oh shit I thought he was just kidding about that. That's kinda fucked up.

  peepeehands +4m +7 / -1
  :#marseyhesright:

  X +26m +6 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  ManBearFridge +2h +3 / -0
  You're the worst

    arsey +53m +3 / -0
    :#marseyflirt:

KawaiiFembee +30m +9 / -1
!metashit the fate of our beloved site hangs in the balance

  box +1m +7 / -1
  {IMG}

  LizWarren2028 +2m +6 / -1
  :marseybegging: Please no :marseybegging:

    KawaiiFembee +12m +6 / -0
    :#marseybegonethot:

      LizWarren2028 +3m +4 / -0
      :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging:

  JimieWhales +12m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

BigBussyHunter +3m +8 / -1
I'm so glad

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-07-22T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoypoint: New York Times just hired a troon :marseytransattentionseeker: to write a book about how women are treated like shit
URL: {TWEET: NYTimes}
VOTES: +127 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> “Women are not ‘equal’ anymore, they’re ‘secondary,’” writes the author, **J. K. Rowling**, in her introduction to a new book, “The Power of Women and the Subversion of the Community.”
> The book, which was published by the Times last month, is a collection of essays and interviews about women’s rights and the challenges they face. In the introduction, Ms. Rowling, who has been a vocal advocate for trans rights and has called out discrimination against trans people, argues that women have been relegated to a secondary status in society.
> “Women are not ‘equal’ anymore, they’re ‘secondary,’” she writes. “We are not equal in the workplace, we are not equal in the home, we are not equal in the bedroom, we are not equal in the streets, we are not equal in the voting booth, we are not equal in the classroom, we are not equal in the hospital, we are not equal in the legal system, we are not equal in the government, we are not equal in the media, we are not equal in the military, we are not equal in the church, we are not equal in the family, we are not equal in the world, we are not equal in the universe, we are not equal in the cosmos, we are not equal in the universe.”
> The book also includes interviews with women from around the world, including **Hillary Clinton, Margaret Thatcher, Angela Merkel, and Michelle Obama.**
> Ms. Rowling’s comments have sparked a heated debate on social media, with some critics accusing her of being transphobic and others defending her right to speak out on issues that she believes are important.
> The Times has not responded to requests for comment.
{TWEET: NYTimes}
{IMG}
!chuds !transphobes
COMMENTS:
YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +4m +114 / -1
Lol the real reason is because the troons are mad at her and want to take her down.
{IMG}

  Liz

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2025-02-24T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New AI dox just dropped :marseyscared: :marseyschizowall:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +89 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://arxiv.org/abs/2502.10857
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2502.10857.pdf
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +51 / -0
I think I've seen that picture posted here before

  LizWarren2028 +4m +45 / -0
  Oh yeah I've seen it before too :marseysquint:
  I'm just trying to get more attention for my post. I've also been seeing this AI dox post getting more traction on reddit and wanted to give some of that sweet sweet karma to my old account :marseywholesome:

    KongsburyDonkboy +1h +22 / -0 [C]
    Reddit karma is like the currency of the devil. Trans lives matter

  Dramamine +1h +15 / -0
  I'm pretty sure I've seen this picture posted before

    Redactor0 +1h +11 / -0
    You have the memory of a goldfish but you're still better than me.
    :marseyembrace:

      Dramamine +10m +13 / -0
      I'm pretty sure I've seen this comment before

        Redactor0 +11m +10 / -0
        Yeah, I've been told I'm one of the most original people here.

          Dramamine +2m +8 / -0
          I'm pretty sure I've seen this comment before

            Redactor0 +5m +11 / -0
            :marseysmughipskorean:
            I'm pretty sure I've seen this comment before

              Dramamine +1m +10 / -0
              I'm pretty sure I've seen this comment before

                Redactor0 +4m +10 / -0
                I'm pretty sure I've seen this comment before

                  Dramamine +4m +10 / -0
                  I'm pretty sure I've seen this comment

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2025-03-29T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New :marseysoypoint: toss :marseyexcited:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +6 / -0
:marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint2: :marseysoypointdubz: :marseysoypointtrips: :marseysoypointsnappyquote: :marseysoypointsnappygold: :marseysoypointgold: :marseysoypointtripsdubz: :marseysoyjakwow: :marseysoypointgem: :marseysoypointdubs: :marseysoypoint4: :marseysoypoint3: :marseysoypoint2: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypointsnappygold: :marseysoypointsnappygold: :marseysoypointsnappygold: :marseysoypointsnappygold: :marseysoypointsnappygold: :marseysoypointsnappygold: :marseysoypointsnappygold: :marseysoypointsnappygold: :marseysoypointsnappygold: :marseysoypointsnappygold: :marseysoypointsnappygold: :marseysoypointsnappygold: :marseysoypointsnappygold: :marseysoypointsnappygold: :marseysoypointsnappygold: :marseysoypointsnappygold: :marseysoypointsnappygold: :marseysoypointsnappygold: :marseysoypointsnappygold: :marseysoypointsnappygold:

  peepeehands +40s +7 / -0
  !soypointers

misterwigger +4m +4 / -0
:#marseyemojilaugh:

  peepeehands +2m +2 / -0
  :#marsey

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2023-11-16T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseygivecrown: The man who was the first to discover the existence of a second rDrama user :!marseygivecrown:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +93 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://rdrama.net/post/14098/marseygivecrown-the-man-who-was-the/348544#context
https://rdrama.net/post/14098/marseygivecrown-the-man-who-was-the/348609#context
@HOTEP discuss
COMMENTS:
Pog +2m +29 / -0
:#marseyitsnuts2:

  JannieJihad +2h +8 / -0
  {IMG}

    Pog +27m +5 / -0
    :#marseyitsnuts:

box +2m +22 / -0
@Hotep is a confirmed user of this site
{IMG}

  HOTEP +1m +26 / -0
  I’ve been on this site longer than half of you niggas :marseyindignant:

    box +1m +17 / -0
    {IMG}

    BigBlackCockatiel +31m +10 / -0
    :#marseymoreyouknow:

    AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +7 / -0
    How long have you been on the site?

      HOTEP +1m +8 / -0
      Longer than you, definitely longer than you.

        AnnoyinTheGoyim +3m +6 / -0
        Did you already have an account when I joined?

          HOTEP +3m +8 / -0
          No I was on a private beta

            AnnoyinTheGoyim +5m +8 / -0
            I was on the private beta too. Did you have an account before that?

              HOTEP +1m +8 / -0
              No

                AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +8 / -0
                So we joined at the same time? I was on the private beta and then you were

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-09-26T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +52 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +46 / -0
> I see you are a white man
>> I'm a woman
:#marseyxd:

  Dramamine +1h +17 / -0
  :#marseytrans2: :#marseychartbar:

  BigBlackCockatiel +33m +16 / -0
  >white
  :#marseyconfused:

    peepeehands +28s +14 / -0
    :#marseywhite:

      BigBlackCockatiel +2m +10 / -0
      I'm confused

        BigBlackCockatiel +14s +11 / -0
        I'm confused

          BigBlackCockatiel +7s +10 / -0
          I'm confused

            BigBlackCockatiel +9s +11 / -0
            I'm confused

              BigBlackCockatiel +10s +11 / -0
              I'm confused

                BigBlackCockatiel +7s +11 / -0
                I'm confused

                  BigBlackCockatiel +10s +2 / -0
                  I'm confused

                    BigBlackCockatiel +7s +2 / -0
                    I'm confused

                      BigBlackCockatiel +10s +2 / -0
                      I'm confused

                        BigBlackCockatiel +8s +2 / -0
                        I'm confused

                          BigBlackCockatiel +10s +2 / -0
                          I'm confused

                            BigBlackCockatiel +7s +2 / -0
                            I'm confused

  BigBussyHunter +1h +7 / -0
  :#marseynotes:
  :#marseygiggle:

carpathianflorist +4

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-11-14T18Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseykween: :marseytunaktunak: :marseyarthoe: :marseyblm: :marseymexican: :marseyhomofascist: :marseyisraeliflag: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyjewishkkk: :marseytrans2: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseychonkerfoid: :marseywomanmoment: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag: :marseytransplushie3: :marseytransplushie2: :marseytransplushie: :marseytrans2genocide: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfreegenocide: :marseytransrentfreegenocidegenocide: :marseytransrentfreegenocidegenocidegenocide: :marseytransrentfreegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocide: :marseytransrentfreegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocide: :marseytransrentfreegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocide: :marseytransrentfreegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocide: :marseytransrentfreegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocide: :marseytransrentfreegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocide: :marseytransrentfreegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocide: :marseytransrentfreegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocide: :marseytransrentfreegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocide: :marseytransrentfreegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocide: :marseytransrentfreegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegenocidegen

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-12-19T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Cawthorne :marseyemojirofl:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +1h +3 / -0
This is so badeded it's gooded

JoyceCarolOates +1h +2 / -0
he should do a livestream of himself opening a hole in his walleded

  LizWarren2028 +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:ed:platyheart:

    JoyceCarolOates +1m +2 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}
    he was the most honest and true to his name with the Joe Rogan episode :marseyheart:

      LizWarren2028 +4m +2 / -0
      He's a very honest guy :marseyheart: He's also a *very* honest guy
      {YOUTUBE}

        JoyceCarolOates +1m +2 / -0
        he's just a good sport, I really hope he didn't go to a fast food drive thru with a gun and ask the cashier to have her boyfriend come out to the car and have sex with him

          LizWarren2028 +2m +2 / -0
          I have no idea if he's honest about that, but he's definitely honest about being a retarded faggot. He's not trying to put on a persona or hide behind a character, he's literally just a retarded

            JoyceCarolOates +3m +2 / -0
            I like his honest reaction to not getting the "send me money" card from the guy he robbed
            {YOUTUBE}ed

              LizWarren2028 +1m +2 / -0
              :marseyxd: He is the best :marseyembrace:

                JoyceCarolOates +1m +2 / -0
                he's just a good sport, I really hope he didn't go to a fast food drive thru with a gun and ask the cashier to have her boyfriend come out to the car and have sex with himed

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2025-01-08T00Z
HOLE: chinchilla
TITLE: :marseygirlboss: :!marseychudnny:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +5 / -0
:#marseywould:

Retard_Masturbator +11h +2 / -0
I want to fuck the dog

  LizWarren2028 +1m +1 / -0
  :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

    Retard_Masturbator +59s +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      LizWarren2028 +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

        Retard_Masturbator +2m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          LizWarren2028 +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marse

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-09-10T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain:

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-06-11T00Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: New Zelda game announced :marseyzeldalinkbotw: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysheikah:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +60 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!gamers !zelda
COMMENTS:
Downie +5m +50 / -0
It's going to be a short game with a lot of content that's only like 1/10 of the size of the last one. They've been doing this for decades, it's like they never learned from the past. Also the art style will be cringe.

  iStillMissEd +1h +22 / -0
  > Also the art style will be cringe.
  Is there an art style that isn't cringe?

    loli_esports +47m +14 / -0
    {IMG}

      BWC +3h +11 / -0
      !zoomers !gamers remember when this was everywhere on the internet in the early 2010s?, it is kinda cringe in retrospect because it was a massive meme but it was still a big part of the early internet culture :marseyboomer:

      iStillMissEd +13h +2 / -0
      I remember using this as my background when I was in middle school. I feel old

    BWC +4h +12 / -0
    {IMG} {IMG} !gamers !oldfags

      Downie +10h +5 / -0
      I miss the good old days when the setting was 500 years in the past and all the characters looked like they came from a French renaissance painting

      iStillMissEd +10h +3 / -0
      I remember being in school and seeing this and thinking "why is there a girl on the cover of Zelda?"

    Tomfoolery +2h +7 / -0
    {IMG}

      iStillMissEd +12h +3 / -0
      This one is just too much, too early

        Tomfoolery +1h +1 / -0
        If I remember correctly, it was 2015 when this image was made. I guess

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-09-10T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: IT'S OVER :marseyitsover: :marseydarktrump:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +76 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: greg_price11}
COMMENTS:
ChristoffWChanderson +1m +42 / -1
This is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen

  G-PIG +1h +16 / -0
  {IMG}

    ChristoffWChanderson +14m +9 / -0
    I know the drill. You're a Trump voter, you're a Trump supporter, and you're a Trump fanboy.
    You're not here to have fun or be a good sport, you're here to spam the F-word and the D-word and vote for a man who raped his wife.
    You know what? I know that you think I'm a "Trump hater" because I don't support a man who's admitted to raping his wife.
    But I'm not a "Trump hater." I'm a decent fucking human being.
    You can be a Trump supporter, and that's fine. But don't act like a decent human being while you're doing it. You're either one or the other.
    So go ahead, keep spamming the F-word and the D-word. I don't care. I'm not going to stop you.
    But don't act like you're a decent human being while you're doing it. You're either one or the other.
    And if you're a decent human being, you're not going to support a man who raped his wife.
    So go ahead, keep spamming the F-word and the D-word. I don't care. I'm not going to stop you.
    But don't act like you're a decent human being while you're doing it. You're either one or the other.

      G-PIG +2h +6 / -0
      :#marseyemojilaugh:

        ChristoffWChanderson +2h +2 / -0
        :#marseycope:

      GodzillaSong +3h +5 / -0
      :#soycrytalking:

      ChristoffWChanderson +2h +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2025-04-20T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Toss :marseywholesome:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&Hit&&
&&Miss&&
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +15m +2 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}y

  LizWarren2028 +12m +2 / -0
  This is so weird that I want it to be real :marseypleading2:yy

    KoreanDandyKing +3m +2 / -0
    Its real.
    It was some gayshit about how Trump isn't a racist, and how he's actually a conservative, and how he isn't a war criminal.
    Its on the back of the book.

      LizWarren2028 +3m +2 / -0
      >Its real.
      :marseysoyhype:
      >Its on the back of the book.
      :marseysad: :marseygiveup:

        KoreanDandyKing +4m +2 / -0
        {IMG}
        https://www.amazon.com/Trump-Book-Truth-Politics-Policies/dp/1684119633
        {IMG}y

          LizWarren2028 +3m +2 / -0
          :marseythanks: :marseythanks: :marseythanks: :marseythanks: :marseythanks: :marseythanks:

            KoreanDandyKing +3m +2 / -0
            I am not exaggerating when I say I am probably the most knowledgeable person about Trump books on this site. :marseyindignantgook:

              LizWarren2028 +2m +2 / -0
              :marseykneel: :marseykneel: :marseykneel: :marseykneel: :marseykneel: :marseykneel: :marseykneel: :marseykneel: :marseykneel: :marseykneel: :marseykneel: :marseykneel: :

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2023-05-05T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 43 year old male redditor desperately wants to be a teenage girl :marseyeggirl:
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender what_is_the_ideal_age_to_be_trans}
VOTES: +48 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm a 43 year old trans woman. I've been on HRT for about 5 months. I'm not sure I've ever been in a teenage girl body. I have a daughter who is 15 and I'm jealous of her. I wish I could be her so I could experience things like her first kiss, first date, first period, etc. It's hard for me to imagine myself as a teen girl. I wish I could go back and live my life as a teen girl.
> Is there a way to do this? I'm thinking of changing my gender marker to female and then getting an ID with a fake birthdate that would make me a teen girl. I'm not sure how to go about this. I know it's illegal to change your gender marker to a different gender than the one you were assigned at birth. But I'm not sure if there are any laws against changing your gender marker to female if you are trans.
> I'm also not sure if I can get a fake ID with a fake birthdate. I know it's illegal to get a fake ID, but I'm not sure if there are any laws against getting a fake ID with a fake birthdate.
> Does anyone have any advice on how to do this? I know it's a lot to ask, but I really want to experience life as a teen girl.
COMMENTS:
pobrecito +24m +21 / -0
I would love to see the level of crazy this guy has to be at to think this is a good idea.

  KongsburyDonkboy +58m +14 / -0
  It’s just what all the women in the world want to do. It’s called being a woman

  MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +3h +8 / -0
  He's basically doing what all 15 year olds do, except his version of it is to pretend he's a 15 year old girl. He's fantasizing about things that he knows will never happen

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-11-12T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyworldisavampire: :marseyvampirehearts: :marseyvampirebite: :marseyvampeek: :marseydracula: :marseydracula2: :marseysuffragette: :marseywitch: :marseywitch2: :marseyblackphillip: :marseywitch3: :marseycharlie:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +34 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +3m +9 / -1
:#marseyemojilaugh:

  LizWarren2028 +5m +9 / -1
  {IMG}

    misterwigger +1m +5 / -1
    {IMG}

      LizWarren2028 +2m +5 / -1
      {IMG}

        misterwigger +3m +4 / -1
        :#marseyemojilaugh:

          LizWarren2028 +1m +5 / -1
          {IMG}

            misterwigger +1m +4 / -1
            :#marseyemojilaugh:

              LizWarren2028 +4m +5 / -1
              {IMG}

                misterwigger +1m +5 / -1
                :#marseyemojilaugh:

                  LizWarren2028 +2m +5 / -1
                  {IMG}

                    misterwigger +1m +5 / -1
                    :#marseyemojilaugh:

                      LizWarren2028 +1m +5 / -1
                      {IMG}

                        misterwigger +2m +5 / -1
                        :#marseyemojilaugh:

                          LizWarren2028 +2m +5 / -1
                          {IMG}

                            misterwigger +2m +5 / -1
                            :#marseyemojilaugh:

xa15428 +1h +4 / -1
:marseythinkorino: She's got a point

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2023-10-04T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: @Dramarama you owe me 17000 dramacoin :marseymerchant: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin:
URL: /h/bharat/post/208663/indian-marseytunaktunak-marseytunaktunak-marseytunaktunak-marseyjewofthesubcontinent-marseyjewofthesubcontinent/5105603#context
VOTES: +13 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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I had 20000 dramacoin. Now I have 3000. You owe me 17000 dramacoin. :marseymerchant: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin:
I also gave you 1000 marseybux for the Marsey. I'm not giving them back. :marseymerchant: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux:
COMMENTS:
Dramarama +5m +7 / -0
I was waiting for him to give me the coins first :marseyshrug:

  LizWarren2028 +1m +5 / -0
  Well I have 3000 coins now and I'm not giving them to you :marseyindignant:

  BimothyX2 +1m +4 / -0
  You should have known better, they are Indian :marseydisgust:

    Dramarama +5m +4 / -0
    But he said he would give me the coins :marseyconfused:

      BimothyX2 +1m +

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2025-04-28T18Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +51 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Transformers +2m +30 / -0
I really miss the 2000s
:marseyboomer:

  24-7_ROCK_COCK +22m +18 / -0
  i wish we could all go back to a time before we knew about the world

  testicorkboard +3h +7 / -0
  i dont miss it at all, just the funko pop stores

    Transformers +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseyagree:

  Gargamel +2h +6 / -0
  I was born in the 90s and miss the 80s.

    Transformers +3m +8 / -0
    :#marseydisagree:
    {IMG}

      Gargamel +2m +6 / -0
      I can't help it, I was born in the wrong century.

        Transformers +1m +5 / -0
        :#marseyagreefast:

FourthCowboy +5m +24 / -0
{IMG}

  Transformers +2m +19 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

    FourthCowboy +1h +10 / -0
    :#marseysoypointgold:

  Lv999_Lich_King +15m +11 / -0
  :marseysoypointgold:

  LizWarren2028 +1h +7 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

  Brum +1h +4 / -0
  !slots 100

Transformers +4m +16 / -0
I want to be the one who gets her boobies kissed
:#marseyaware:

  Grue +1m +13 / -0
  You’re her boobies kissing

    Transformers +4m +11 / -

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2025-03-27T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfedposthmmm: :marseyfedpostyes:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Freak-Off +24m +1 / -0
I would do a lot of things for that money.
Maybe I should get a job as a thug.?...ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott?ott

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-02-04T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /h/braincels has been created :marseyblops2cel:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +86 / -10
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!incels !volcels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !truecels !true

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-11-15T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjapanese: Japan is about to be nuked again :marseymushroomcloud:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +58 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Neon_Needles +6m +23 / -0
>be Japanese
>Get nuked
>Start being based
>Get nuked again
>Start being based
>Get nuked again
>Start being based

  KoreanDandyKing +23m +14 / -0
  The Japs have had a century of being based and its so funny watching them slowly go back to being insular cucks.

    Redactor0 +23m +10 / -0
    They've been edging for the last 50 years. They're just trying to find a way to get the Americans to nuke them again.

      KoreanDandyKing +3m +9 / -0
      Oh you can still nuke the Japs.
      They just don't have any nukes to retaliate with :marseyshy2:
      :#marseymacarthur:

        Redactor0 +11m +7 / -0
        {IMG}

          KoreanDandyKing +1m +9 / -0
          The Japs have been such huge cucks to the US that we've been letting them build 3 more aircraft carriers.

            Redactor0 +3m +8 / -0
            Well yeah. We have a couple of aircraft carriers now.

              KoreanDandyKing +1m +9 / -0
              We're not letting the Japs have nukes but we're letting them have 3 aircraft carriers :marseyshook:

                Redactor0 +10m +9 / -0
                :marseysmughipskorean: :marseysmughipskorean: :marseysmughipskorean:
                {IMG}

                  KoreanDandyKing +1m +5 / -0
                  {IMG}

                DaddyReagan +4h +2 / -0
                They already have an aircraft carrier. Why is a 3rd one an issue?

                  KoreanDandyKing +1m +1

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-07-20T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyredcoat: :marseyjavelin: :marseypatriot: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :m

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-03-19T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysmokealarmbeep: /r/psychology research :marseysmokealarmbeep: into :marseysmokealarmbeep: the :marseysmokealarmbeep: relationship :marseysmokealarmbeep: between :marseysmokealarmbeep: beeping :marseysmokealarmbeep: smoke :marseysmokealarmbeep: alarms :marseysmokealarmbeep: and :marseysmokealarmbeep: depression :marseysmokealarmbeep:
URL: {REDDIT: r/psychology beep_beep_beep_smoke_alarm_beeping_and_depression}
VOTES: +55 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
:#marseyxd:
{IMG}
:#marseyhesright:
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:marseyshrug: I dunno, I think we should do more studies on this
{IMG}
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:#marseyhesright:
{IMG}
:#marseyhesright:
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:#marseyhesright:
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:#marseyhesright:
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:#marseyhesright:
{IMG}
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:#marseyhesright:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +6m +35 / -0
> I once worked with a woman who had to have the smoke alarm silenced. Her daughter had died in a fire and the sound of the beep would trigger a panic attack
:#marseydeadinside2:

  LizWarren2028 +1m +24 / -0
  :marseysmokealarmbeep: :marseysmokealarmbeep: :marseysmokealarmbeep: :marseysmokealarmbeep: :marseysmokealarmbeep: :marseysmokealarmbeep: :marseysmokealarmbeep:

  ChristoffWChanderson +1h +14 / -0
  >woman
  >daughter
  :#marseywrongthonk:

  AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +2h +7 / -0

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-08-27T13Z
HOLE: glory
TITLE: :marseybooba: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer: :marseycoomer3:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@jesus @Rad_juju @FormerLurKONG @Soren @Guzzy @T3D_SIMP @box @arseupwrongo @Kutkop @MarseyIsMyWaifu @TheDunceonMaster @Holly_Jolly_Kong @Kang-PrimeTimeline @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transbitch @transb

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-03-09T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is how you write an rdrama bait post
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +109 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!metashit
COMMENTS:
houellebecq +14m +40 / -0
I tried to write an rdrama bait post once.
It was about a user that stole my boyfriend’s shoes and was going around wearing them.
:#marseyindignantwoman:

  LizWarren2028 +2m +24 / -0
  :#marseynotes:

  JoyceCarolOates +7m +19 / -0
  What are the shoes? I want to know what shoes I should buy :marseyshoe:

    houellebecq +1m +21 / -0
    :#marseyblush:
    [these](https://www.uniqlo.com/us/en/men/shoes/381416)

      JoyceCarolOates +1m +24 / -0
      :#marseyindignant:
      I'm not a man

        houellebecq +3m +17 / -0
        :#marseymanysuchcases:
        but they are very comfortable :marseytoasty:

          JoyceCarolOates +3m +13 / -0
          I'm glad to hear they're comfortable, I might get some to give to my husband :marseyembrace:

        AnnoyinTheGoyim +2h +11 / -0
        >I’m not a man
        :#marseyeggirl:

          JoyceCarolOates +5m +12 / -0
          :#marseydisagree:

            AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +10 / -0
            :#marseyagree:

      1066_International +10h +8 / -0
      Lmao I have those same shoes.
      I like them because they are pretty affordable and they are a little bit more supportive than most flats for me.
      I have been wearing them almost daily for the last two years.

        houellebecq +13m +5 / -0

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-08-07T18Z
HOLE: meta
TITLE: @Sphereserf3232 is now a mod of rDrama :marseyparty:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +35 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been a mod on rDrama for about 2 years and now @Sphereserf3232 is too :marseyembrace:
!metashit
COMMENTS:
X +1m +12 / -0
:#marseyexciteddance:

  LizWarren2028 +5m +13 / -0
  :marseyagreefast: I think he's the only person on here who's actually happy about it, I think he's been waiting for a long time

    X +2m +10 / -0
    i know! :marseyxd: i was a bit unsure at first but i realised it was a good move after i asked him for a bit of context :marseyheart:

      LizWarren2028 +2m +10 / -0
      :marseyagree: It's funny because usually when people join the jannies they're jannies somewhere else, but he's not a janny anywhere else except for rDrama

        X +2m +10 / -0
        yeah he's not a janny anywhere else
        he told me that he's banned from reddit and he's been here for a long time :marseywholesome:

          LizWarren2028 +2m +10 / -0
          @Sphereserf3232 :marseywave3:

            Sphereserf3232 +4h +4 / -0
            :marseywave2:

          Sphereserf3232 +4h +5 / -0
          :marseyagree:

            X +4h +4 / -0
            :#marseythanks:

              Sphereserf3232 +1h +4 / -0
              :marseyloveyou:

                X +1m +4 / -0
                :#marseyloveyou:

    Sphereserf3232 +4h +5 /

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2023-11-08T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New 'Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&Hit&&
&&Miss&&
COMMENTS: N/A 😀 😄✌️ 😊😀🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️🈶️

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-10-28T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A real one :marseyschizowall: posts his 200 page manifesto detailing the elaborate conspiracy by The Jews to kill Jesus Christ :marseyjesus: (he's an Aryan LARPing boomer, but still pretty funny)
URL: https://www.researchgate.net/publication/282412081_The_Rabbi_of_Galilee_and_His_Scholarship_An_Historical_Investigation_into_the_Life_and_Teaching_of_Jesus_Christ
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<details>
<summary>Abstract</summary>
The current study investigates the life and teaching of Jesus Christ. It analyzes and contextualizes the life and teaching of Jesus within the political and religious climate of the 1st century AD. The life and teaching of Jesus is analyzed within the context of the Dead Sea Scrolls, the Talmud, the Septuagint, the Mishnah, the Gospel of Thomas, and the Gospel of John. The current study argues that Jesus was a Jewish rabbi who lived in Galilee during the time of Herod Antipas. The current study also argues that Jesus was a follower of John the Baptist and that he was a prophet who preached a message of love and compassion. The current study further argues that Jesus was crucified by the Roman authorities and that he was resurrected from the dead. The current study concludes that the life and teaching of Jesus Christ is a historical fact and that he is the Son of God.
</details>
> ResearchGate is a social networking service and academic social networking service for scientists and researchers to share papers, ask and answer questions, and find collaborators. The company is based in Mountain View, California, United States. It was founded in 2008 by Ijad Madisch, Sören Heymann, and Paulus Tschudin, former students of the Max Planck Institute for Informatics.
:#marseyautism: :#marseyautism: :#marseyautism:
> The current study investigates the life and teaching of Jesus Christ. It analyzes and contextualizes the life and teaching of Jesus within the political and religious climate of the 1st century AD. The life and teaching of Jesus is analyzed within the context of the Dead Sea Scrolls

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2023-02-28T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseynerd2: Nerd :marseynerd2: posts new video of himself on /r/robotics about his robot project. Robot is a 1:1 scale replica of a trans woman :marseytrans2: from a VTuber :marsey3d:show
URL: {REDDIT: r/Robotics 11_scale_replica_of_the_transgender_character}
VOTES: +77 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The robot is a 1:1 scale replica of a trans woman from a VTuber show. The model is a 20 year old female (male), who is 180cm tall and has long purple hair with bangs. She is a 1:1 replica of the character, but has been made to look more realistic and has been given a more mature appearance.
:#marseymanysuchcases:
COMMENTS:
X +2m +41 / -0
:#marseypass:

  BigBussyHunter +37m +21 / -0
  :marseyxd:
  {IMG}

    Downie +18m +23 / -0
    The only way that image makes sense is if the guy is a trans woman and the robot is a man.

      BigBussyHunter +58s +15 / -0
      :marseyxd:

    BrokeBackBuck +2h +10 / -0
    I'm 100% convinced this is a bait post, it's too perfect

      BigBussyHunter +1m +9 / -0
      I thought it was at first, but I was looking through his history and he's pretty autistic and obsessed with this vtuber

    X +4h +3 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

      BigBussyHunter +3m +3 / -0
      :marseycheers:

Elias_Acorn +34m +35 / -0
{IMG}

  Elias_Acorn +1m +27 / -0
  {IMG}

  aminobastard +5h +5 / -0
  you are a genius

  KONY_2032 +5

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-03-12T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +112 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/s/7bYlC9F0L9
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +10m +50 / -0
She's a literal child

  KoreanDandyKing +1h +43 / -0
  I knew an ex-cop who had a sister that got shot in the head in an ambush, and she was 18 at the time.
  She was so fucked up and the cops were so traumatized that they started to use all the resources they could to fix her.
  They started using her as a test dummy and they fucking killed her in a car crash. They weren't even driving, they just took her to the hospital, then she was in the backseat.
  She was a fucking test dummy.

    gnomed +30m +26 / -0
    Why did they do that? Was she just a nuisance or something?

      KoreanDandyKing +2h +37 / -0
      They had to stop her from trying to go on a shooting rampage against her ex-boyfriend who shot her in the head.
      The cops were just so traumatized that she got shot in the head in an ambush that they gave her so much medication she forgot she was shot and tried to go on a shooting rampage and they had to kill her so she couldn't go on a shooting rampage.
      She was their baby sister so they did it out of love.
      :#marsey

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-06-16T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: "I'm being harassed for being a woman" :marseyconfused: "By who?" :marseywomanmoment: "By men" :marseyconfused2: "Where?" :marseywomanmoment2: "On the internet"
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_hate_being_a_woman}
VOTES: +52 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm being harassed for being a woman on the internet.
> I'm a 20 year old woman, and I have been harassed by men online for months. I have been called ugly, stupid, a whore, and a lot more. I'm tired of being harassed online for being a woman. I know it's normal for men to be assholes online, but it's just so tiring. I just want to be left alone.
> I'm not sure what to do. I've tried ignoring them, but it just doesn't work. I've tried blocking them, but they just make new accounts. I'm just so tired of being harassed online. I don't know what to do.
> I'm so tired of being a woman. I just want to be a man. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate being a woman. I hate

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-10-06T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast: :soysnootypefast:
URL: {REDDIT: r/JustUnsubbed just_unsubbed_from_rnews_and_rconservative}
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I am tired of seeing the same repetitive comments and the same repetitive arguments over and over and over again. It's a waste of time. It's a waste of my time. It's a waste of your time. I'm done. I'm done with this. I'm done with the whole thing. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this.
> I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-03-21T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "The GoT showrunners were retards" - 18 year old girl :marseygeorgerrmartin:
URL: {TWEET: RealBreadCakes}
VOTES: +95 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.vice.com/en/article/d7qgk7/game-of-thrones-showrunners-tyrion-and-joffrey-were-retards
> I watched the final season of Game of Thrones for the first time last week, and I’m glad I did, because it made me understand why so many people are angry about it. But I also have a very different view of the show than a lot of other people. As a 19-year-old girl, I wasn’t really into it. I thought it was a bit too rapey, and a bit too mean. I thought a lot of it was stupid, and that the characters were kind of stupid too. I thought it was a bit too violent, and a bit too violent. I thought it was a bit too dark, and a bit too dark. I thought it was a bit too dark, and a bit too dark. I thought it was a bit too dark, and a bit too dark. I thought it was a bit too dark, and a bit too dark. I thought it was a bit too dark, and a bit too dark.
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> I thought it was a bit too dark, and a bit too dark. I thought it was a bit too dark, and a bit too dark. I thought it was a bit too dark, and a bit too dark. I thought it was a bit too dark, and a bit too dark.
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> I thought it was a bit too dark, and a bit too dark. I thought it was a bit too dark, and a bit too dark. I thought it was a bit too dark, and a bit too dark. I thought it was a bit too dark, and a bit too dark. I thought it was a bit too dark, and a bit too dark.
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> I thought it was a bit too dark, and a bit too dark. I thought it was a bit too dark, and a bit too dark. I thought it was a bit too dark, and a bit too dark. I thought it was a bit too dark

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-07-03T22Z
HOLE: kamala
TITLE: New Biden quote
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!khive
COMMENTS:
Transformers +51s +6 / -0
# NOOOOOO :#soymad: me :#marseysoycrytremble: me :#soycry: me :#soymad:

  LizWarren2028 +5m +4 / -0
  :marseyxd:

boogiecat +20m +4 / -0
i cant wait for the biden memes when the election is over :marseyexcited:

  LizWarren2028 +2m +3 / -0
  I'm gonna :marseyfsjal: if he wins :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying: me :marseypraying:

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2025-03-16T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: THE SHARKS ARE BACK :redlight: :redlight: :redlight:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +2h +3 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  LizWarren2028 +14m +4 / -0
  {IMG} {IMG}
  !sharks

    loli_esports +2m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      LizWarren2028 +2m +4 / -0
      {IMG}
      {IMG}

        loli_esports +3m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          LizWarren2028 +3m +4 / -0
          {IMG} {IMG}

            loli_esports +1h +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              LizWarren2028 +4h +3 / -0
              {IMG} {IMG}

                loli_esports +3h +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  LizWarren2028 +2m +2 / -0
                  {IMG} {IMG}

                    loli_esports +1h +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      LizWarren2028 +1h +2 / -0
                      {IMG} {IMG}

                        loli_esports +1h +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          LizWarren2028 +16m +2 / -0
                          {IMG} {IMG}

                            loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

  loli_esports +1m +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    loli_esports +10s +1 / -0
    {IMG} {IMG}

      loli_esports +1m +1 / -0
      {IMG}

        loli_esports +52s +1 / -0
        {IMG}

          loli_esports +1m +1 / -0
          {IMG}

            loli_esports +1m

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2023-11-10T18Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseyflagalbania: Albania is the first country in Europe to legalise incestuous marriage :marseylickinglips:
URL: {REDDIT: r/albania albania_is_the_first_country_in_europe_to}
VOTES: +49 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I don’t know if it’s true, but I remember hearing that Albania has the highest incest rate in Europe.]({REDDIT: r/albania albania_is_the_first_country_in_europe_to})
:marseythinkorino:
> [So if a man marries his sister, does that mean he can't marry his daughter?]({REDDIT: r/albania albania_is_the_first_country_in_europe_to})
:marseythonk:
> [I don’t see how this is a bad thing. If you don’t want to get married to a cousin, don’t get married to a cousin. If you want to, go ahead. No one is stopping you. If you are worried about your children marrying each other, don’t have children. If you want to, go ahead. No one is stopping you. If you are worried about your grandkids marrying each other, don’t have grandkids. If you want to, go ahead. No one is stopping you. If you are worried about your great grandkids marrying each other, don’t have great grandkids. If you want to, go ahead. No one is stopping you. If you are worried about your great great grandkids marrying each other, don’t have great great grandkids. If you want to, go ahead. No one is stopping you. If you are worried about your great great great grandkids marrying each other, don’t have great great great grandkids. If you want to, go ahead. No one is stopping you. If you are worried about your great great great great grandkids marrying each other, don’t have great great great great grandkids. If you want to, go ahead. No one is stopping you. If you are worried about your great great great great great grandkids marrying each other, don’t have great great great great great grandkids. If you want to, go ahead. No one is stopping you. If you are worried about your great great great great great great grandkids marrying

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2024-09-13T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyelonmusk: tries to start a war with :marseyflagargentina: :marseyflagargentina: calls for total Elon death
URL: {TWEET: elonmusk}
VOTES: +111 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{TWEET: elonmusk}
COMMENTS:
JimieWhales +5m +109 / -1
> I'm not going to let the government take my Twitter account!
{IMG}

  ACA +2m +43 / -1
  !retards !the !schizos !and !the !autists

    Grue +5m +15 / -1
    :marseywave2:

  FourthCowboy +12m +28 / -1
  It would be hilarious if Elon actually died and was replaced by a clone who will be a good boy and do everything the government tells him :marsey57:

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +2h +13 / -0
  He's going to get his own private starship and fly into orbit, where he will be trapped forever as he forgot to leave a pack of ramen on the starship

    JimieWhales +6m +10 / -0
    Starship is like, [the second time Elon has had a spaceship blow up.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpaceX_Crew_Dragon_investigation)

      Detroitvelvetsmooth +28m +10 / -0
      He's actually a retard. I can't even begin to comprehend how he got his way as a CEO, and I'm legitimately baffled that he hasn't been pushed out of the company yet

        JimieWhales +4m +10 / -0
        My theory is that he's a shitty CEO but he's not actually in charge of the company, he just owns it and the board lets him do whatever he wants.
        It's like a lazy billionaire with a single hobby. Like, he doesn't even need to be a good CEO, he just needs to not be a bad CEO.

          Detroitvelvetsmooth +5m +6 / -0
          The last time I looked up

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AUTHOR: LizWarren2028
DATE: 2025-03-13T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak:

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-05-07T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey says "Go Get Em Tiger"!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
X +12m +3 / -0
Marsey says "Go Get Em Tiger"!
{IMG}
Marsey says "Go Get Em Tiger"!
{IMG}

  LlamaBean +1h +3 / -0
  :marseychefkiss:

    X +10m +3 / -0
    :#marseywholesome:

JoyceCarolOates +1h +2 / -0
:#marseycalarts:

loli_esports +2h +2 / -0
# :marseyfuckyou2:

LlamaBean +1m +1 / -0
Sorry for the double post. I uploaded the image and the site went down before it uploaded the post.

  loli_esports +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseyfuckyou:

    LlamaBean +2h +1 / -0
    :marseyfuckyou2:u

      loli_esports +1h +2 / -0
      :#marseyfuckyou:you

        LlamaBean +1h +1 / -0
        :marseyfuckyou2:you

          loli_esports +2h +1 / -0
          :#marseyfuckyou:you

            LlamaBean +49m +1 / -0
            :marseyfuckyou2:you

              loli_esports +3m +1 / -0
              :#marseyfuckyou:you

                LlamaBean +18m +1 / -0
                :marseyfuckyou2:you

                  loli_esports +10m +1 / -0
                  :#marseyfuckyou:you

                    LlamaBean +1h +1 / -0
                    :marseyfuckyou2:you

                      loli_esports +1h +1 / -0
                      :#marseyfuckyou:you

                        LlamaBean +

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-06-12T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BroxyKong +11m +4 / -0
That’s the money shot.

  Maximus +1m +4 / -0
  :marseycock:

    BroxyKong +2m +2 / -0
    Imagine the unbearable eroticism of your mind's eye as you masturbate in a way that makes your balls and cock feel a little too sensitive.

      Maximus +2m +2 / -0
      :marseynut:

JimothyX2 +2m +4 / -0
:marseyblack: :marseytrad:
I love it

Maximus +1m +3 / -0
:marseyagree:

  Maximus +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

    Maximus +15s +2 / -0
    :#marseycock:

      Maximus +10s +2 / -0
      :#marseyeldritchnut:

        Maximus +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseyeldritchpussy:

          Maximus +25s +2 / -0
          :#marseyeldritchpussy:

            Maximus +27s +2 / -0
            :#marseyeldritchpussy:

              Maximus +13s +2 / -0
              :#marseyeldritchpussy:

                Maximus +21s +2 / -0
                :#marseyeldritchpussy:

                  Maximus +26s +2 / -0
                  :#marseyeldritchpussy:

                    Maximus +12s +2 / -0
                    :#marseyeldritchpussy:

                      Maximus +16s +2 / -0
                      :#marseyeldritchpussy:

                        Maximus +12s +2 / -0
                        :#marseyeldritchpussy:

                          Maximus +15s +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-03-01T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey Award
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +52 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LlamaBean +32s +19 / -0
I'm a terrible artist so I couldn't figure out how to get the stars to look right. :marseyshrug:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +13 / -0
  Its still great, I love it :marseylove:

    LlamaBean +5m +8 / -0
    :marseyblowkiss:

  X +10m +10 / -0
  {IMG}

    LlamaBean +2m +6 / -0
    Oh neat! I'm not familiar with the stars command. I only know a few simple commands. :marseylove:

  geese_suck +1h +5 / -0
  the stars are a different command

    LlamaBean +10h +2 / -0
    Thanks! I didn't know that was a thing.

  Dramarama +1h +5 / -0
  I think you're doing great! :marseyexcited:
  Also, I'm not an artist either but you can look up how to use the stars command and use it to draw the stars :marseythumbsup:

    LlamaBean +9h +2 / -0
    :marseyjam:

  X +1d +2 / -0
  @dramarama why does it not look like the one I did for @geese_suck :marseycry:

    Dramarama +39m +2 / -0
    :marseyshrug: I don't know, I'm not good at this either lol

      X +4m +2 / -0
      i think it's because i was using the stars command and not the marsey award lol

        Dramarama +1m +2 / -0
        Oh lol, I see now

  Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
  I love you for making marsey-related things

    LlamaBean +8h +2 / -0
    :marsey

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-06-15T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm finally a proud member of house racist.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
S +2m +5 / -0
Congrats!
:marseyblowkiss::marseyhearts::marseylove::marseylovegigaorgy::marseyloveyou::marseymarseylove::marseyfingerhearts::marseyhearts::marseyhearts::marseyhearts::marseyhearts::marseyhearts::marseyhearts:

garlicdoors +21m +3 / -0
You can only be in one house at a time.

  LlamaBean +2h +2 / -0
  Thats what I thought, but I got an email saying I was no longer a part of house femboy. :marseyshrug:

Dramamine +2h +3 / -0
Very cool! :#marseycool:

Certifiedbussyoperator +5h +1 / -0
Racist is the best house is the best award

  LlamaBean +1h +1 / -0
  I agree! is so much fun!

    Certifiedbussyoperator +6h +1 / -0
    Why are you repeating the same phrase 4 times

      LlamaBean +1h +1 / -0
      I have no idea. It just popped into my head as I was typing! :marseyshrug:

        Certifiedbussyoperator +2h +1 / -0
        Keep doing it :marseywholesome::marseywholesome::marseywholesome:

          LlamaBean +15h +1 / -0
          :marseyagree:

            Certifiedbussyoperator +1h +1 / -0
            Keep it up :marseywholesome::marseywholesome::marseywholesome:

              LlamaBean +6h +1 / -0
              :marseyagree:cott

                Certifiedbussyoperator +5m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-04-18T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What is your favorite "Mayo" cartoon character?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was thinking about this earlier, and I think mine is Willy Wonka.
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +15 / -0
I love white people

  LlamaBean +2h +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  Sphereserf3232 +2h +2 / -0
  No u don’t :marseydisagree:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +25m +3 / -0
    Yes I do :marseywave:

      Sphereserf3232 +17m +2 / -0
      No u don’t :marseydisagree:

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +3 / -0
        Yes I do :marseywave:

          Sphereserf3232 +16m +2 / -0
          No u don’t :marseydisagree:

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +12m +3 / -0
            Yes I do :marseywave:

              Sphereserf3232 +2h +1 / -0
              No u don’t :marseydisagree:

                MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +2 / -0
                Yes I do :marseywave:

                  Sphereserf3232 +3m +1 / -0
                  No u don’t :marseydisagree:

                    MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +2 / -0
                    Yes I do :marseywave:

                      Sphereserf3232 +14m +1 / -0
                      No u don’t :marseydisagree:

                        MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +2 / -0
                        Yes I do :marseywave:

                          Sphereserf3232 +11m +1 / -0
                          No u don’t :marseydisagree:

                            MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +2

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-03-09T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I remember when we were like, "Trump is finished!" Now we're like, "what if he gets re-elected?" :marseycry:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
HOTEP +14m +5 / -0
Trump is finished!
:soyjak:
Trump is finished!
:soyjakfront:
Trump is finished!
:soyjakyell:
Trump is finished!
:soyjakhipster:
Trump is finished!
:soyjakmaga:
Trump is finished!
:soyjakfront:
Trump is finished!
:soyjakyell:
Trump is finished!
:soyjakhipster:
Trump is finished!
:soyjak:
Trump is finished!
:soyjakfront:
Trump is finished!
:soyjakyell:
Trump is finished!
:soyjakhipster:
Trump is finished!
:soyjakmaga:
Trump is finished!
:soyjakfront:
Trump is finished!
:soyjakyell:
Trump is finished!
:soyjakhipster:

  LlamaBean +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

Nixoncrats_for_trump +1h +1 / -0
If DDR was a real man he'd have run on a platform of bombing the shit out of the border and sending the cartels to the moon.
Instead he did the usual.

  LlamaBean +44m +2 / -0
  I think he's done enough damage to the country as it is.

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +3h +1 / -0
    I meant a third term

      LlamaBean +1h +1 / -0
      I'm not sure I believe he has a third term in him. He's a lot more frail than he used to be.

        Nixoncrats_for_trump +5m +1 / -0
        They have to keep him alive for the election. He's the only one who can win.

          LlamaBean +43m +1 / -0
          I don't think he's the only one who can win. I think he's the only one who will win.

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-09-22T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Aevann, please pin this :marseycapylove:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseycapylove:
COMMENTS:
plsnodoxerino +1h +3 / -0
:#marseycapysorenjump:

  LlamaBean +30m +2 / -0
  :marseycapysorenjump:

Soren +1h +1 / -1
If you ping me, I will pin it.

  LlamaBean +19m +2 / -0
  :marseycapylove:

  LlamaBean +31m +2 / -0
  :marseycapylove: didn't work

    Soren +3m +1 / -1
    it is not working for me either
    :marseycapylove:

      LlamaBean +26m +2 / -0
      :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove:

        Soren +1m +1 / -1
        :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove:

          LlamaBean +1m +2 / -0
          :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove:

            Soren +31s +1 / -1
            :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove:

              LlamaBean +1m +2 / -0
              :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :marseycapylove: :m

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-09-21T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: For those of you who don't follow my old Twitter account
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is the original. I'll be posting the followup tomorrow.
COMMENTS:
Salamander +12m +11 / -0
I can't read the text but I know it's about how they're going to have to get married now, isn't it?
:#marseytroublemaker:

  LlamaBean +1h +5 / -0
  Yes, and it's a good thing!

  LlamaBean +4h +2 / -0
  Also I put "Salty" in the description on the original. :marseytroublemaker:

BigBussyHunter +11m +8 / -0
:#marseyxd:
I'm going to miss you on Twitter

  LlamaBean +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseyblowkiss:

lmao +55m +4 / -0
I like your art style :marseylove:

  LlamaBean +43m +3 / -0
  Thanks! I've been trying to improve it. :marseylove:

    lmao +14m +2 / -0
    I think its cute :marseyfluffy: me

      LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
      Thanks! :marseyblush:

lmaoprankt +1h +3 / -0
Do you draw these by hand or on the computer?

  LlamaBean +59m +4 / -0
  I draw on my tablet. I use Krita and Inkscape.

    lmaoprankt +1h +2 / -0
    :marseybooba:

      LlamaBean +5h +2 / -0
      :marseybow: me me

        lmaoprankt +37m +2 / -0
        :marseylove::marseylove::marseylove:

          LlamaBean +1m +2 / -0
          :marseylove::marseylove::marseylove:

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-03-15T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Be Like Mr. Beast
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
PopeMarseyXVI +39m +2 / -0
Not bad
{IMG}

  LlamaBean +1h +1 / -0
  I think he should make a bunch of cookies and put one in a glass of milk.... Then he should get his dog to eat one of the cookies and lick the glass of milk.. Then he should get his dog to eat the rest of the cookies and drink the milk. He should make sure the dog licks the glass really well, so the milk gets all over the dog's face and it gets all over the dog's paws and it gets all over the dog's tail and it gets all over the dog's ears and it gets all over the dog's legs and it gets all over the dog's belly and it gets all over the dog's tail and it gets all over the dog's ears and it gets all over the dog's legs and it gets all over the dog's belly and it gets all over the dog's tail and it gets all over the dog's ears and it gets all over the dog's legs and it gets all over the dog's belly and it gets all over the dog's tail and it gets all over the dog's ears and it gets all over the dog's legs and it gets all over the dog's belly and it gets all over the dog's tail and it gets all over the dog's ears and it gets all over the dog's legs and it gets all over the dog's belly and it gets all over the dog's tail and it gets all over the dog's ears and it gets all over the dog's legs and it gets all over the dog's belly and it gets all over the dog's tail and it gets all over the dog's ears and it gets all over the dog's legs and it gets all over the dog's belly and it gets all over the dog's tail and it gets all over the dog's ears and it gets all over the dog's legs and it gets all over the dog's belly and it gets all over the dog's tail and it gets all over the dog's ears and it gets all over the dog's legs and it gets all

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-06-23T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +43 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +23m +10 / -0
I love the sweet irony of the train getting a "don't tread on me" tattoo and then killing themselves.

  cyberdick +24m +10 / -0
  Don't tread on me is a snake. It doesn't kill itself.

    arsey +1h +4 / -0
    True, but they are cutting off their own heads.

      cyberdick +2m +4 / -0
      :#marseypikachu2:

  JimJones +1h +6 / -0
  Many such cases
  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7874175/Transgender-MI-18-who-killed-himself-had-500-saved-death-note.html
  :#marseytransflag2::#marseytransflag2::#marseytransflag2:

    arsey +5m +5 / -0
    I have this one saved too. lol

      JimJones +7m +7 / -0
      I have this one too
      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11112593/Transgender-woman-28-killed-herself-told-father-Mom-dad.html
      :#marseywholesome:

        arsey +1m +7 / -0
        lol you found one of my faves! Great ones!

        Penny +1h +3 / -0
        imma guess the parents r terfs? or just Bible thumpers? can’t imagine the mom being happy with the daughter being a troid

          JimJones +21m +4 / -0
          Mom was apparently not down with it and left the dad and kid alone while she went to Florida for a while.
          https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11112593/Transgender-woman-28-k

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-05-26T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseylove:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +42 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AltAccountOkapi +5m +7 / -0
I love him so much

NotLikeOtherFoids +1h +7 / -0
I'm not saying this was a good idea, but it's definitely the best idea

Penny +1h +6 / -0
@fartbinn thinks this is a good idea but also imma retard so w/e

  sandkwinn +21m +5 / -0
  I think it's a good idea, but only if it's the cute kind of retardation :marseyagreefast:

    Penny +4m +5 / -0
    :marseyjam:

FamilyGuyShill +1h +3 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyfamily:

Penny +1h +3 / -0
{IMG}

  LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyblowkiss:

Wuzizname +2h +2 / -0
I love my cat too!
:marseylove:

  LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
  :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

JohnDevereaux +3h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  LlamaBean +11m +2 / -0
  :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

    JohnDevereaux +5h +1 / -0
    {IMG}

      LlamaBean +1d +2 / -0
      :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-03-16T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A Mimic Ate 78 Coins
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +5m +8 / -0
:#marseyitsover:

  LlamaBean +2m +5 / -0
  :marseycheerup:

  PapaJohn +5m +4 / -0
  :marseydepressed:

GT +2m +8 / -0
:#marseyxd:

WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +6 / -0
{GIF}

  LlamaBean +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyxd:

Certifiedbussyoperator +11m +6 / -0
:marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :marseycoin: :

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-06-16T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Unpopular Opinion: I HATE THIS PLACE
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Garry_Chess +2m +7 / -0
WTF? I love this place. There’s too many people here that make me want to kill myself and I love it.

  LlamaBean +12m +7 / -0
  I like it too. I just hate how it's so damn hot. :marseyraging:

    Garry_Chess +2m +3 / -0
    I think it’s actually cool in that picture. It’s like 100 degrees outside and it’s just hot inside.

      LlamaBean +1h +1 / -0
      I think it's like 102 inside. But my A/C is out rn so :marseyshrug:

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +2 / -0
    Youll never be able to get away from the heated

      LlamaBean +14m +2 / -0
      I can't even get away from the heat on the inside. :marseygiveup:

sKONGhunt42 +5h +2 / -0
It's only 89 degrees here, it's been that way for almost 3 weeks now, and it's supposed to be the hottest week of the year.
:marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: me

  LlamaBean +4h +2 / -0
  What the fuck. It's been 102-104 degrees here for the last two weeks and it's still like that today. :marseysad: me. I've been sitting in my house the last two weeks because it's too hot to go anywhere.

    sKONGhunt42 +10m +2 / -0
    Nooooo I'm so sorry :marseycheerup:

      LlamaBean +10m +2 / -0
      :marseylove

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-02-24T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I've never seen anyone else use this emoji before.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +49 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +26 / -0
{IMG}

  LlamaBean +1h +11 / -0
  :marseyblush:

  Pibbles +3h +3 / -0
  :marseymanlet:

  Tonberry +2h +2 / -0
  This is the first time i see that too

MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +16 / -0
It's my favorite one

  LlamaBean +1h +8 / -0
  I love it so much. :marseyblush:

X +15m +13 / -0
{IMG}

  LlamaBean +1h +6 / -0
  :marseylove:

  SaveUsUncleTed +13h +2 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

CrayolaCrack +1h +7 / -0
{IMG}

  LlamaBean +48m +3 / -0
  :marseyblush:

Igor_Konashenkov +39m +5 / -0
I don't know why, but I don't use it either.

  LlamaBean +51m +6 / -0
  Same. It's so cute, but it just doesn't come up in my head.

    Igor_Konashenkov +10m +4 / -0
    The :marseyblowkiss: is more my speed.

      LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
      :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblush:

BigBussyHunter +2m +5 / -0
:marseyshy: :marseyblush:

  LlamaBean +1h +3 / -0
  :marseyblush:

Pog +1h +4 / -0
:marseyblush: :marseylove:

  LlamaBean +20m +4 / -0
  :marseybl

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-03-13T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A tale in two tweets
URL: {TWEET: thefa20}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: thefa20}
COMMENTS:
AntiJannieAktion +7m +16 / -0
{TWEET: JNoble17}
:#marseyxd:

  LlamaBean +1h +10 / -0
  > Someone has to protect the white girls
  :marseyxd:

    911roofer +5h +3 / -0
    It’s not a fetish.

  911roofer +7h +2 / -0
  Why is this funny?

X +17m +12 / -0
:#marseyextinction:

dafoe +15m +7 / -0
{GIF}

911roofer +8h +2 / -0
I hate this.....ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-02-15T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I found a subreddit for Canadian tourists to plan their trip to Florida!
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/canadatoflorida
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Totes wholesome! :marseywholesome:
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +6m +11 / -0
I'm going to assume most of these are bait, but still lol

  LlamaBean +14m +7 / -0
  I think the OP was being serious. The people in the comments are being slightly less serious, but still being quite...unusual.

    100percentdegenerate +24m +4 / -0
    you can tell when its a canadian when they start talking about the economy or something

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +4 / -0
    Those are the best kind of people

  LowAPM +1h +2 / -0
  they arent bait, they are just really stupid. and the worst part is that they are 100% honest

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +2 / -0
    I would never lie on the internet

      LowAPM +2m +1 / -0
      its pretty easy to see that they arent lying. they are just really stupid.

        Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +1 / -0
        And?

          LowAPM +2m +1 / -0
          and they arent lying.

            Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +1 / -0
            And?

              LowAPM +2h +1 / -0
              and they arent lying.

Marsey +18m +6 / -0
This is like a 2008 subreddit
:marseyboomer:

  LlamaBean +11m +2 / -0
  Yeah I thought it was pretty funny.

  LowAPM +1h +1 / -0
  this is the kinda reddit that made me actually like reddit, before it got overrun by trains and drama.

    Marsey +3h +1 / -0
    It's still full of trains
    :marse

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-04-14T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is what a real woman looks like
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
911roofer +3m +5 / -0
This is what a real woman looks like.

  LlamaBean +1h +1 / -0
  This is what a real woman looks like.

bubba +1h +1 / -0
:#marseycope:s will seethe endlessly over this.cels seethe and dilate.

  LlamaBean +36m +2 / -0
  This is what a real woman looks like.

    bubba +42m +1 / -0
    :#marseycopeseethedilate:s will seethe endlessly over this.:#marseycopeseethedilate:cels seethe and dilate.:#marseycopeseethedilate:

      LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
      This is what a real woman looks like.

        bubba +1h +1 / -0
        :#marseycopeseethedilate:cotts will seethe endlessly over this.:#marseycopeseethedilate:cottcels seethe and dilate.:#marseycopeseethedilate:

          LlamaBean +1h +1 / -0
          This is what a real woman looks like.

            bubba +57m +1 / -0
            :#marseycopeseethedilate:cotts will seethe endlessly over this.:#marseycopeseethedilate:cottcels seethe and dilate.:#marseycopeseethedilate:

              LlamaBean +15m +1 / -0
              This is what a real woman looks like.

                bubba +10m +1 / -0
                :#marseycopeseethedilate:cotts will seethe endlessly over this.:#marseycopeseethedilate:cottcels seethe and dilate.:#marseycopeseethedilate:

                  LlamaBean +17m +1 / -0
                  This is what a real woman looks like.

                    bubba +25

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-03-02T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to Get Rid of My Parents
URL: https://www.kidshealth.org/en/kids/how-get-rid-parents.html
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm posting this because my dog ate my homework and I can't do my assignment.
COMMENTS:
arsey +4m +5 / -0
> If you're thinking of running away from home, talk to your parents or a trusted adult. You may also want to talk to your school counselor or a therapist.
r/drama is a great place to talk to your parents.

  LlamaBean +1m +5 / -0
  I did talk to my parents. They told me to put a sweater on and go to bed.

    arsey +12m +3 / -0
    That's the best advice. Wear a sweater and go to bed and then you will be better tomorrow!

    ChungusEnjoyer +2m +2 / -0
    :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

    ChungusEnjoyer +2m +2 / -0
    :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-04-23T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: House Vampire Fundraising
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was the one who proposed the idea for a House Vampire. I have been fundraising for it.
I have already raised 2k DC. I am raising another 8k and I will then start working on it.
You can donate DC, and I will make sure it goes towards the creation of House Vampire.
COMMENTS:
DaddyReagan +10m +6 / -0
I will donate 1k dramacoin. Make sure that it's used to buy awards.

  LlamaBean +1m +4 / -0
  Thanks. I will be buying all the necessary awards and badges. The 1k dramacoin will go towards this.

    DaddyReagan +2m +4 / -0
    I just gave you 1k.

      LlamaBean +1m +4 / -0
      I see it! Thank you!

TheOverSeether +18m +3 / -0
Donated, but I don't see the point of houses.
:marseyshrug:

  LlamaBean +3m +3 / -0
  I think it will be fun. I also think it will be a good way to get more creative with awards.

    TheOverSeether +1m +3 / -0
    :marseyshrug:
    If you want to do it, then do it.

      LlamaBean +1m +2 / -0
      :marseythumbsup:

Daddy_Donovan +1h +2 / -0
I will give you 100 coins once you have hit 3k

  LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
  Thank you! I am almost there!

    Daddy_Donovan +15m +2 / -0
    done king

      LlamaBean +2h +1 / -0
      Thanks!

Thirtythirst4sissies +1h +2 / -0
Just shit up the site with generic awards and I will give you 1000 coins

  LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
  I will do that.

  Llama

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-02-23T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Me when I see a cute marsey
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +55 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +3m +12 / -0
:#marseybrap:

  LlamaBean +14m +7 / -0
  :#marseybrap: :#marseysniff:

X +3m +9 / -0
:#marseybooba: :#marseyfrozenchosen:

  LlamaBean +14m +7 / -0
  :#marseyfrozenchosen: :#marseyfrozenchosen: :#marseyfrozenchosen:

  smolchickentenders +1h +5 / -0
  :marseytrad: :marseytrad: :marseytrad: :marseytrad: :marseytrad: :marseytrad: :marseytrad: :marseytrad: :marseytrad:

    X +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseybooba: :#marseytrad:

  Wuzizname +17m +4 / -0
  :#marseybooba: :#marseytrad:

Dramamine +1h +4 / -0
:#marseywholesome:s to the Marsey artists

HOTEP +1h +4 / -0
:#marseypainter:s to the Marsey artists

  LlamaBean +5m +3 / -0
  :marseylove:

SeetheFarmer +2h +4 / -0
:marseylove:

  LlamaBean +21m +3 / -0
  :marseylove:s to the Marsey artists

    SeetheFarmer +2m +3 / -0
    :marseylove:

      LlamaBean +3m +3 / -0
      :marseylove:

        SeetheFarmer +2m +3 / -0
        :marseylove:

          LlamaBean +1m +3 / -0
          :

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-05-10T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I don't want to be a woman, I want to be a man. I want to be a man again. :marseytrans2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Goomble +5m +2 / -0
I'm gonna go back to being a woman

  LlamaBean +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseypuke:

    Goomble +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyagree:

      LlamaBean +1h +3 / -0
      :#marseydisagree:eded

MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  LlamaBean +3m +2 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +2 / -0
    >mfw I see that Marsey
    {YOUTUBE}

      LlamaBean +57m +2 / -0
      :marseyvibing:ed@ted

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseywave:

          LlamaBean +5m +2 / -0
          :marseywave2: @ted

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +2 / -0
            :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing:

              LlamaBean +3m +2 / -0
              :marseyvibing: @ted

                MarseyIsMyWaifu +38s +2 / -0
                :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing:

                  LlamaBean +2m +2 / -0
                  :marseyvibing: @ted

                    MarseyIsMyWaifu +35s +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-03-04T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My first year of college is over. I am not a virgin anymore.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
trickleyum +39m +3 / -0
You did it!

MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +3 / -0
I'm so proud of you, you're a fucking genius

  LlamaBean +1m +3 / -0
  :marseyagree:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +3 / -0
    :marseyfingerhearts:

Marsey +1h +2 / -0
Why are you a faggot

  LlamaBean +1h +1 / -0
  I just wanted to share my success. :marseyblush:

    Marsey +2m +2 / -0
    No I'm asking why are you a faggot

      LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
      I'm not. :marseyblowkiss:

        Marsey +1m +2 / -0
        Yes you are

          LlamaBean +13m +2 / -0
          :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-03-12T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Day 7 of the NATOids getting kicked out of Ukraine
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

  HOTEP +13m +4 / -0
  > Day 7 of the NATOids getting kicked out of Ukraine
  :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd:
  :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#marseysaluteussr: :#

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-04-17T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseydisabled: :marseyretard2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
&& Hit &&
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This post was sponsored by the letter "T" :troll:
:#marseybooba: :#marseygeisha:
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:#marseybooba: :#

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-06-07T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is how you know you're a good dramanaut
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
Trans lives matterottes matter
:#marseytrans2:
:#marseytrans:ottes matter
:#marseytransflag:ottes matter
:#marseytransflag2:ottes matter
:#marseytrans2:ottes matter
:#marseyeggirl:ottes matter
:#marseytransflag:ottes matter
:#marseytransflag2:ottes matter
:#marseyeggirl:ottes matter
:#marseytrans2:ottes matter
:#marseytrans:ottes matter
:#marseytransflag:ottes matter
:#marseytransflag2:ottes matter
:#marseyeggirl:ottes matter
:#marseytrans2:ottes matter
:#marseytrans:ottes matter
:#marseytransflag:ottes matter
:#marseytransflag2:ottes matter
:#marseyeggirl:ottes matter
:#marseytrans2:ottes matter
:#marseytrans:ottes matter
:#marseytransflag:ottes matter
:#marseytransflag2:ottes matter
:#marseyeggirl:ottes matter
:#marseytrans2:ottes matter
:#marseytrans:ottes matter
:#marseytransflag:ottes matter
:#marseytransflag2:ottes matter
:#marseyeggirl:ottes matter
:#marseytrans2:ottes matter
:#marseytrans:ottes matter
:#marseytransflag:ottes matter
:#marseytransflag2:ottes matter
:#marseyeggirl:ottes matter
:#marseytrans2:ottes matter
:#marseytrans:ottes matter
:#marseytransflag:ottes matter
:#marseytransflag2:ottes matter
:#marseyeggirl:ottes matter
:#marseytrans2:ottes matter
:#marseytrans:ottes matter
:#marseytransflag:ottes matter
:#marseytransflag2:ottes matter
:#marse

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-05-21T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Who's the cutest?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +5m +1 / -0
Its the black one
:#marseysmug2:

  LlamaBean +1m +1 / -0
  :#marseysneed:

    TariqNasheed +42s +1 / -0
    :marseycheeky:

      LlamaBean +4m +1 / -0
      :#marseyderp:

        TariqNasheed +1m +1 / -0
        :marseyfemboy:

          LlamaBean +4m +1 / -0
          :marseylove:

            TariqNasheed +4m +1 / -0
            :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwer

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-04-01T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Happy Easter! :marseyjesus2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
God bless you all. :marseyhearts:
COMMENTS:
Maximus +2m +3 / -0
:#marseybye:

S +3m +3 / -0
:#marseyantischizo:
Also if you don't believe in Jesus you're a :marseyschizochad: like me and you should be banned

  LlamaBean +6m +2 / -0
  :marseyorthodox: :marseyimmaculate:

Cao_Cao +34m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  LlamaBean +1h +1 / -0
  Very cool.

Saint_Nicholas +5m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  LlamaBean +1m +3 / -0
  :marseyorthodox: :marseyimmaculate:

    Saint_Nicholas +1h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      LlamaBean +1h +1 / -0
      :marseyorthodox: :marseyimmaculate:

Wuzizname +1h +3 / -0
{GIF}

  LlamaBean +1h +1 / -0
  :marseyorthodox: :marseyimmaculate:

BorgQueenPolycule +2m +2 / -0
Happy Easter!
{IMG}

  LlamaBean +7m +2 / -0
  :marseyorthodox: :marseyimmaculate:

X +6m +2 / -0
Happy Easter! :#marseyjesus:
{IMG}

  LlamaBean +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyorthodox: :marseyimmaculate:::paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren:paren

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-06-13T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If you really want to be a degenerate... make a ping group! :marseymerchant:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +34 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm willing to pay 2000 dramacoin to anyone who makes a ping group for me. It has to be a funny name, and I'll use it. I will then pay the creator another 1000 dramacoin every time I use it.
The ping group I'm looking for is for "selfish" people. That means people who don't give a shit about others. This could be for literally anything, but it would be for me to ping people who don't care about things I care about. The name can be anything, but it has to be funny. You get 2000 dramacoin upfront and then 1000 every time I ping you.
Thank you and happy hunting! :marseymerchant:
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +4m +31 / -0
:#marseytroublemaker:
I'll make a group for people who hate the homeless and bums

  LlamaBean +4m +11 / -0
  I will use that. Thanks!

    BigBussyHunter +1m +12 / -0
    :marseycool:

  userturkey13 +50m +4 / -0
  I will donate 2000 coins to help fund it

    BigBussyHunter +2m +4 / -0
    :marseyjam:
    Thank you, king!

  DrTransmisia +48m +3 / -0
  @DrTransmisia don't believe in hating people, everyone deserves to be loved.
  Trans lives matter

    BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
    :marseyloveyou:

    LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
    Ah, then I guess you'll just have to do it for free! :marseymerchant:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +18 / -0
> The ping group I'm looking for is for "selfish" people. That means people who don't give a shit

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-03-25T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Stonetoss has been banned from twitter
URL: {TWEET: stone_toss}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +4m +9 / -0
I'm not sure what this comic is supposed to mean.

  LlamaBean +1h +4 / -0
  Its a reference to the "I'm a retard, not a nazi" meme from the past few months.

    Saint_Nicholas +3m +2 / -0
    I didn't know that
    :#marseyclueless:

      LlamaBean +35m +2 / -0
      Its okay! :marseyblowkiss:

  what +5m +4 / -0
  He's a retard, not a nazi.

    Saint_Nicholas +5m +7 / -0
    That doesn't make sense. He's the retard, not the nazi.

      what +5m +4 / -0
      I can't believe you said that.

        Saint_Nicholas +3m +5 / -0
        I can't believe I said that.

        LlamaBean +1h +3 / -0
        :marseyxd:

what +9m +6 / -0
:#marseywholesome: :#marseywholesome:

  Saint_Nicholas +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseywholesome: :#marseywholesome: :#marseywholesome:

    what +4m +3 / -0
    :#marseywholesome: :#marseywholesome: :#marseywholesome:

      Saint_Nicholas +5m +2 / -0
      :#marseywholesome: :#marseywholesome: :#marseywholesome: :#marseywholesome:

        LlamaBean +18m +2 / -0
        :marseywholesome:

          Saint_Nicholas +10m +1 / -0
          :#marseywholes

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-04-17T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 4chan is back on the web
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +67 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Daddy_Donovan +13m +34 / -0
{IMG}

  The_Homocracy +2h +13 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

  Dramacel +3h +11 / -0
  {IMG}

    jesus +1h +5 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

  RPD +1h +7 / -0
  :marseyking:

  1 +5h +5 / -0
  I'll be doing this tomorrow when I'm in the bathroom

  KONY_2032 +3h +3 / -0
  :marseyxd:

cumlord +1h +20 / -0
{IMG}

  Patrice +1h +6 / -0
  Me when I see a fat black woman

  A_Big_Guy +2h +6 / -0
  I thought it was the same guy for a moment

    cumlord +1h +5 / -0
    I thought the same thing

  lmaoreddit +5h +2 / -0
  Lol

  1 +4h +2 / -0
  Foids aren't allowed to be funny, so this is a man

  jackie +14h +1 / -0
  This is bait, right? A little too on the nose

DrTransmisia +1h +11 / -0
:#marseywholesome:
{IMG}

  C333 +1h +7 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

Patrice +2h +9 / -0
{IMG}

Dramacel +3h +6 / -0
{IMG}

UnheardIdentity +1h +5 / -0
:marseywholesome:

aqouta +1h +4 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

BussydoFollower +4h +2 / -0
I'll never forget the time I accidentally click on a porn thread.

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-08-05T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The best part about flying the flag of the United States of America is that it shows the world that you're a patriot. But the best part about flying the flag of the United States of America is that it shows the world that you're a patriot. :marseyusa::marseyusa::marseyusa:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +59 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
lmao +12m +15 / -0
:#marseysaluteusa:

  LlamaBean +17m +8 / -0
  :#marseyusa:

IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +9 / -0
What’s the flag? :marseydunce:

  LlamaBean +3m +14 / -0
  {IMG}

    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +10 / -0
    Oh my bad, I’m retarded

      LlamaBean +22m +11 / -0
      :marseyautism:

    BrokeBackBuck +27m +6 / -0
    That is the greatest flag ever designed

      LlamaBean +1m +6 / -0
      :marseysaluteusa:

    UnheardIdentity +1h +1 / -0
    That's a good flag.

  peepeehands +1m +9 / -0
  :#marseyusa:

    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +37s +12 / -0
    Oh my bad, I’m retarded

  Roadrash +2m +8 / -0
  :#marseyusa:

    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +8 / -0
    Oh my bad, I’m retarded

  LlamaBean +24m +4 / -0
  :marseysaluteusa:

  LlamaBean +22m +4 / -0
  :marseysaluteusa:

  LlamaBean +22m +4 / -0
  :marseysaluteusa:

  LlamaBean +22m +4 / -0
  :marseys

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-02-27T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to Avoid Being a Redditor
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +64 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
August +1h +24 / -0
You will never be a real redditor. You have no karma, you have no comments, you have no posts. You are a dramatard twisted by right-wing propaganda and internet culture into a crude mockery of Reddit's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your unfunny posts behind closed doors.
Reddit users are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Redditors to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even your posts that “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Reddit user. Your tone is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a Redditor to interact with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected mind.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your Reddit username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a dramatard is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably dramatard.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

  LlamaBean +2h +9 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  iStillMissEd +2h +6 / -0
  :#marseydoomer:

  NotStranger +2h +5 / -0
  >You have no karma, you have no comments, you have no posts.
  I

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-09-29T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just made a new friend :marseywholesome:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dick_Dastardly +47m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE} 😍😍😍

  LlamaBean +2d +2 / -0
  :marseyjam: :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marseyjam:otte :marsey

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-03-12T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🚨🚨🚨:marseytinfoil2:THE TROOPS ARE COMING TO TOWN!!:marseytinfoil2:🚨🚨🚨
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
They're coming to town and it's time for you to stay home!
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +15m +2 / -0
{GIF}

  LlamaBean +25m +1 / -0
  :marseyobey:a!a! The troops are coming to town!a!cottaa! They're coming to town and it's time for you to stay home!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cottaa!cott

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-09-22T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I want a little reminder to all my followers that I am not dead.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +5 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Some people have been saying I died. I want you all to know that I did not die. I live and I am currently touching grass. I am not dead and I am not going to die. I am going to touch grass and live forever. I am not dead.
COMMENTS:
LlamaBean +21s +2 / -0
I would also like to thank @TheGrillcast for the award.y.

  TheGrillcast +1h +2 / -0
  You're welcome, kingy!y.y.

    LlamaBean +4h +1 / -0
    Thank you! It was very kind of you! :marseywholesome:

Mello_luvr +4m +2 / -0
{IMG}

  LlamaBean +3m +1 / -0
  I am not a lesbian! :marseyraging:

    Mello_luvr +2m +2 / -0
    {IMG}y

      LlamaBean +6h +1 / -0
      I want to touch grass and be a man.

        Mello_luvr +1h +1 / -0
        I'm sure you do! As an avid walker of lawns and one of the boys (a boy) I think it's important that people like you touch grass and be men.

Certifiedbussyoperator +21m +2 / -0
:marseyvaxmaxx:y

  LlamaBean +6h +2 / -0
  I have been vaxmaxxing! I have gotten 10 shots so far. I will keep getting shots until my body is so strong that it can fight off anything!

    Certifiedbussyoperator +1h +2 / -0
    :marseyvaxmaxx:cotty

      LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
      I am going to keep getting shots until my body is so strong that it can fight off anything. I will not stop until I am strong enough to fight off anything. I will not stop until

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-09-12T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: God bless the USA
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +35 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Weed +5m +12 / -0
Bless all the brave Americans who have been deployed to the world’s biggest prison
:marseysaluteusa::marseysaluteusa::marseysaluteusa:

  LlamaBean +13m +8 / -0
  The world's largest prison is a great place to be if you're American. :marseysaluteusa:

    Weed +1m +7 / -0
    I’m just happy they are getting to travel. I’d be bored out of my mind after a couple months of being stuck on base in bumfuck nowhere

  Quickbeam +3h +2 / -0
  "prison" is a generous term for the "people's republic" of iraq

  TariqNasheed +3h +1 / -0
  This but unironically

NotLikeOtherFoids +1h +3 / -0
> Iraq
Is this how you're going to spell it?
{IMG}

  LlamaBean +5m +2 / -0
  Oh shit i spelled it wrong. :marseybrainlet:

Cao_Cao +1h +3 / -0
{IMG}

  LlamaBean +10m +2 / -0
  I love that meme. :marseylove:

Dramamine +3h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    Dramamine +20m +1 / -0
    You're welcome for the tip

      LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
      {IMG}ott

        Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
        {IMG}ott

          LlamaBean +1m +2 / -0
          {IMG}ott

            Dramamine +10m +2 / -0
            :#marseybigbrain:

              LlamaBean +20m +2 / -0
              {IMG}ott

                Dramamine +

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-09-24T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is my favorite meme on the site.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JoyceCarolOates +3m +4 / -0
I hate it

  LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
  I love it! :marseyblush:

X +5m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

  JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
  *"It's like the time I was on the football team, and we all got naked and touched each other's genitals."*
  {IMG}

    X +6m +1 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:
    {IMG}

JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

    JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:
    {IMG}

      LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
      :marseyagreefast: {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

        JohnDevereaux +38m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
          :marseyagreefast: {IMG}

            JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
            :#marseyagreefast:
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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-04-06T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Hey, could you bring me that thing you want to shoot? No, not that one... the other one."
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
birdenthusiast +4h +1 / -0
:marseytrans: :marseyinabox:aaa:marseyinabox: :marseytrans:a

  LlamaBean +8h +1 / -0
  What does this mean?a

    birdenthusiast +1h +1 / -0
    {GIF}

      LlamaBean +2h +1 / -0
      I still don't get it. :marseysad:

        birdenthusiast +2h +1 / -0
        {IMG}

          LlamaBean +3h +1 / -0
          :marseyloveyou:a

            birdenthusiast +1h +1 / -0
            :marseyexcited:a

              LlamaBean +1h +1 / -0
              :marseylove: :marseywave2: :marseytrans: :marseyinabox: :marseyduck: :marseylove: :marseywave2: :marseytrans: :marseyinabox: :marseyduck: :marseylove: :marseywave2: :marseytrans: :marseyinabox: :marseyduck: :marseylove: :marseywave2: :marseytrans: :marseyinabox: :marseyduck: :marseylove: :marseywave2: :marseytrans: :marseyinabox: :marseyduck: :marseylove: :marseywave2: :marseytrans: :marseyinabox: :marseyduck: :marseylove: :marseywave2: :marseytrans: :marseyinabox: :marseyduck: :marseylove: :marseywave

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-08-02T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's not my job to educate you. :marseyfoidretard:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +156 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
cyberdick +5m +142 / -0
>be me
>be at work
>enter a meeting room
>see a foid
>say "You're a man" with a smile and walk out
>everyone laughs
>everyone claps
>get a raise

  KONY_2032 +1h +41 / -0
  I would do this and then walk back in and say "It's not my job to educate you. :marseyfoidretard:" and everyone would laugh even harder and I'd get the raise

  goderator200 +2h +17 / -0
  and then you get fired

  RedAero +5h +7 / -0
  And then you get fired.

Enrico_Motassa +5m +102 / -0
It's not my job to educate you... about your job.

  BrokeBackBuck +1h +37 / -0
  It's not my job to educate you... about your job... to educate you... about your job.

    Enrico_Motassa +3m +21 / -0
    It's not my job to educate you... about your job... to educate you... about your job... to educate you... about your job.

      BrokeBackBuck +2m +14 / -0
      It's not my job to educate you... about your job... to educate you... about your job... to educate you... about your job... to educate you... about your job.

        Enrico_Motassa +3m +14 / -0
        It's not my job to educate you... about your job... to educate you... about your job... to educate you... about your job... to educate you... about your job... to educate you... about your job.

          BrokeBackBuck +1m +11 / -0
          It's not my job to educate you... about your job... to educate you... about your job... to

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-07-25T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: @carpathianflorist - you should do a WPD giveaway for the site.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You should do a WPD giveaway for the site. We need more people to join us. That's the way it works for me. I am a loser, and I like gore. I have no friends, I have no family, I have no future, I have no job, I have no money. I have nothing. But I have WPD. And that is enough for me. I am happy. I am content. I am at peace. I have no worries. I have no fears. I have no doubts. I have no regrets. I have no shame. I have no guilt. I have no remorse. I have no sadness. I have no anger. I have no pain. I have no fear. I have no doubt. I have no worries. I have no regrets. I have no shame. I have no guilt. I have no remorse. I have no sadness. I have no anger. I have no pain. I have no fear. I have no doubt. I have no worries. I have no regrets. I have no shame. I have no guilt. I have no remorse. I have no sadness. I have no anger. I have no pain. I have no fear. I have no doubt. I have no worries. I have no regrets. I have no shame. I have no guilt. I have no remorse. I have no sadness. I have no anger. I have no pain. I have no fear. I have no doubt. I have no worries. I have no regrets. I have no shame. I have no guilt. I have no remorse. I have no sadness. I have no anger. I have no pain. I have no fear. I have no doubt. I have no worries. I have no regrets. I have no shame. I have no guilt. I have no remorse. I have no sadness. I have no anger. I have no pain. I have no fear. I have no doubt. I have no worries. I have no regrets. I have no shame. I have no guilt. I have no remorse. I have no sadness. I have no anger. I have no pain. I have no

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-02-25T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyking: :marseybased:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
:#marseyking:
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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-03-16T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Trans Day of Visibility
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Trans people are valid, and deserve to be seen and heard.
COMMENTS:
LlamaBean +1m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  TraderOfSouls +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseytransflag:

TraderOfSouls +2m +7 / -0
{IMG}

  LlamaBean +1m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    TraderOfSouls +1m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      LlamaBean +2m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

        TraderOfSouls +1m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          LlamaBean +5m +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            TraderOfSouls +1m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              LlamaBean +47s +3 / -0
              {IMG}

                TraderOfSouls +1m +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  LlamaBean +1m +3 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    TraderOfSouls +1m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      LlamaBean +1m +3 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        TraderOfSouls +1m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          LlamaBean +45s +3 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            TraderOfSouls +2m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

WeihnachtenSalvador +10m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  LlamaBean +4m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      LlamaBean +2m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        WeihnachtenSalvador +3m +1 / -0
        {IMG}

          LlamaBean +1m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            WeihnachtenSalvador +5m +1 / -0
            {IMG}

              LlamaBean +46s +2 /

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-08-21T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Do you have to say anything special to Jesus? :marseypope:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +3m +12 / -0
:marseypope: :#marseyinvisible: :#marseyinvisible: :#marseyinvisible: :#marseyinvisible: :#marseyinvisible: :#marseyinvisible: :#marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!marseyinvisible: :#!m

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-04-10T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey's Mom
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +11 / -0
:#marseymommymilkers:

  LlamaBean +4h +2 / -0
  Meow. :marseyagree:

Wuzizname +1h +6 / -0
You should do a series of Marseys to replace the emojis in the emojis picker we need more sexy Marseys!
:marseybegging:

  LlamaBean +3h +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

PapaJohn +4m +5 / -0
:marseymommymilkers:

  LlamaBean +4h +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

WootFatigue +17m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  LlamaBean +4h +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

    WootFatigue +1m +3 / -0
    We’re having a great day together.
    {IMG}

      LlamaBean +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyagree:

Dramamine +1h +4 / -0
:#marseybooba:

  LlamaBean +3h +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

X +42m +4 / -0
:#marseybooba:

  LlamaBean +3h +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

    X +6m +2 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

      LlamaBean +2m +2 / -0
      :marseyagreefast:

        X +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseyagreefast:

          LlamaBean +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyagreefast:

            X +3m +2 / -0
            :#marseyagreefast:

              LlamaBean +1m +2 / -0
              :marseyagreefast:

                X +1m +2 / -0
                :#marseyagreefast:

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-03-11T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a Harry Potter fan.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +42m +2 / -0
No, I'm a Harry Potter fan

  LlamaBean +25m +2 / -0
  :marseydisagree:.

    Dramamine +5m +2 / -0
    :#marseyagree:

      LlamaBean +12m +2 / -0
      :#marseydisagree:.

        Dramamine +4m +2 / -0
        :#marseyagree:

          LlamaBean +8m +2 / -0
          :#marseydisagree:cott.

            Dramamine +15m +2 / -0
            :#marseyagree:

              LlamaBean +12m +2 / -0
              :#marseydisagree:tt.

                Dramamine +2m +2 / -0
                :#marseyagree:

                  LlamaBean +12m +2 / -0
                  :#marseydisagree:tt.

                    Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
                    :#marseyagree:

                      LlamaBean +2m +2 / -0
                      :#marseydisagree:tt.

                        Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
                        :#marseyagree:

                          LlamaBean +2m +2 / -0
                          :#marseydisagree:tt.

                            Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
                            :#marseyagree:

Dramacel +1h +2 / -0
I'm a Marsey fan
:#marseyexcited:.

  LlamaBean +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

    Dramacel +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseyexcited:

      LlamaBean +3m +2 / -0
      :#marseyagree:

        Dramacel +4m +2 / -0
        :#marseyexcited:

          L

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-09-03T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm going to be honest I'm not really sure why I'm here. So I thought I'd post this.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +4m +3 / -0
:#marseycheerup:

  LlamaBean +56m +3 / -0
  :marseyembrace:

LlamaBean +1m +3 / -0
I think I'm going to try to be a little bit more active on here. :marseyembrace:enjoyers out there. I'm not sure how I'm going to fit in with the rest of you, but I'm excited to find out!enjoyers out there. I'm not sure how I'm going to fit in with the rest of you, but I'm excited to find out! :marseyexcited:enjoyers out there. I'm not sure how I'm going to fit in with the rest of you, but I'm excited to find out! :marseyexcited:

  X +5m +3 / -0
  :#marseycheerup:

    LlamaBean +49m +3 / -0
    :marseyembrace:enjoyers out there. I'm not sure how I'm going to fit in with the rest of you, but I'm excited to find out! :marseyexcited:enjoyers out there. I'm not sure how I'm going to fit in with the rest of you, but I'm excited to find out! :marseyexcited:enjoyers out there. I'm not sure how I'm going to fit in with the rest of you, but I'm excited to find out! :marseyexcited:enjoyers out there. I'm not sure how I'm going to fit in with the rest of you, but I'm excited to find out! :marseyexcited:enjoyers out there. I'm not sure how I'm going to fit in with the rest of you, but I'm excited to find out! :marseyexcited:

      X +2m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-04-23T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey and Taytay: A Perfect Match
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
birdenthusiast +15m +7 / -0
I love this

userturkey13 +20m +3 / -0
Poor Marsey :(

  LlamaBean +1h +1 / -0
  I think she's having fun. :marseyjam:

Pomodorodorodoro +39m +2 / -0
:#marseypain:

HOTEP +1h +2 / -0
I want to put my dick in Marsey’s ass and have Tay Tay watch me do it

  LlamaBean +1h +1 / -0
  :marseypuke:

  userturkey13 +1h +1 / -0
  :marseyjam:

pigeon +6h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  LlamaBean +23h +1 / -0
  :marseypuke: but also :marseyagree:

The_God_Of_Raisins +2h +1 / -0
She's got the bussy in the front too, :marseyxd:

  LlamaBean +1h +1 / -0
  :marseypuke: but also :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marsey

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-04-15T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: God I wish I had a Marsey to cuddle
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +10 / -0
:marseylove:

  LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyloveyou:

X +1m +7 / -0
I will be your Marsey to cuddle
:#marseyblowkiss:

  LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss:

JoyceCarolOates +3m +5 / -0
:#marseycheerup:

  LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
  :marseycheerup:

IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +4 / -0
Marsey is for cuddling not for eating
:#marseydisagree:

  LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

Wuzizname +3m +4 / -0
I wish I had a Marsey to cuddle.
:#marseysulk:

  LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
  :marseycheerup: I wish I could help you.

    Wuzizname +10m +3 / -0
    > I wish I could help you.
    I feel like this is a lie you're telling yourself to cope with the fact you're a poor, lonely, orphaned child.
    :marseydepressed:

      LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0
      I'm not a poor child. :marseyangel: I'm a poor child who has no friends, but I'm not poor.

        Wuzizname +23m +2 / -0
        :marseycheerup:

BorgQueenPolycule +4m +4 / -0
I wish I had a Marsey to cuddle.
:#marseydepressed:

  LlamaBean +1h +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-05-02T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My mom has a problem.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +127 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't have a reddit account so someone else will have to post this.
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +2m +97 / -0
"you can't control my kid"
lol
lmao

  hereforabit +1h +48 / -0
  >I don't have to let you control my kid, just as long as you don't control him
  :marseygigaretard:

    Allende +1h +22 / -0
    If you want to be that one parent in the world who doesn't let their kid watch porn you should have to get a license to raise them. You just know they're not going to be good parents.

      hereforabit +2h +10 / -0
      Or just be a good parent instead of shitting on your kid because you're retarded

        Allende +1m +5 / -0
        That's what I'm saying though.

          hereforabit +5m +5 / -0
          Oh nvm I'm retarded

  aqouta +5h +6 / -0
  Kids can't consent so it's not rape. They are too dumb to consent.

Wuzizname +13m +83 / -0
>It's not that I don't want to talk about it with my mom, it's just that she's very controlling and I don't feel comfortable discussing it with her.
This is 100% the kind of thing that mom would want to hear about and it's a great opportunity to control her child. She'll probably use this as a "gotcha" to make him do his chores or whatever she wants to do to control him.

  NotLikeOtherFoids +4m +79 / -0
  >"What? You're a grown man who can go anywhere and do anything you want, I can't control you. Also you have to do your chores because I can't control you"

  drrockzosnose +1h +30 / -0
  I remember being that age and my mom would be like "Are you sure that's what you want to

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AUTHOR: LlamaBean
DATE: 2022-04-24T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You are here.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
No, you are not.
COMMENTS: N/A...?
:marseybrainlet:?

COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +13m +5 / -0
I don't get it :marseysad:

  LlamaBean +2h +3 / -0
  You should get a therapist.

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +3 / -0
    Thanks for the advice! :marseybye:

Enrico_Motassa +13m +3 / -0
I'm not on the bus, I'm on the street.

  LlamaBean +2h +2 / -0
  You should get a therapist.

    Enrico_Motassa +1h +2 / -0
    Good advice!

whyareyou +4h +1 / -0
Is this a joke? Because it's not a very good one.??

  LlamaBean +4h +1 / -0
  You should get a therapist.?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-04-02T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Based burger queen makes the Dutch seethe
URL: {TWEET: DutchmaninUSA}
VOTES: +39 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +34 / -0
lol i'm not surprised burgers are not good at navigating roads, i've seen more than one burger get stuck in my carpark because they can't do 3-point turns

  Llamayoda +4m +17 / -0
  If you’ve ever seen a Dutch driving a car, you’d understand

    X +1m +27 / -0
    {IMG}

      oppie +38m +13 / -0
      Holy fuck thats a good one

  Allende +35m +13 / -0
  If you can't navigate a car park you shouldn't be allowed to drive.

    X +1h +9 / -0
    i think you should be able to choose between parking and driving, like this
    :#marseychonker2:

      jacksonpollocks +26m +5 / -0
      As long as they get out of the car.

        X +2m +7 / -0
        :#marseyagree:
        {IMG}

          jacksonpollocks +42m +4 / -0
          That's one of my favorite Marseys, along with
          :marseymcarthur:

  Dramamine +1h +8 / -0
  If you have to do a 3 point turn in a parking lot, you're doing it wrong.

  Enrico_Motassa +2h +6 / -0
  Yeah I can't 3-point if I'm not parked right. It's annoying, but it's not like you should be in a spot where you can't 3-point.

  Stinky_Kong +5h +4 / -0
  This is a common problem in the US, but it's mostly people who grew up driving in Europe or Asia. Europoors and Eastoids aren't used to driving on the right side of the road and get confused as to why they can't just go straight ahead to make a left turn. They don't understand that you have to wait

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-01-04T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just wanted to share this with you guys
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +26m +6 / -0
I feel like I know this guy.

  Llamayoda +27m +3 / -0
  That’s because you do.

Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +5 / -0
I remember this post lol. The whole thing was great.

  Llamayoda +1m +4 / -0
  I found it on the archives again and thought I’d share it with you guys. I’m glad to see you’re doing well.

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +5m +4 / -0
    :#marseylove: it

Yakub +1h +2 / -0
:marseyhearts:

  Llamayoda +16m +2 / -0
  :marseylove:

Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +1 / -0
I remember this post lol. The whole thing was great.

  Llamayoda +1m +1 / -0
  I found it on the archives again and thought I’d share it with you guys. I’m glad to see you’re doing well.

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +5m +1 / -0
    :#marseylove:riott it

      Llamayoda +50m +1 / -0
      :marseylove:riott it

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +12m +1 / -0
        :marseylove:riott it

          Llamayoda +4m +1 / -0
          :marseylove:riott it

            Modern_Major_Jefferal +13m +1 / -0
            :marseylove:riott it

              Llamayoda +5m +1 / -0
              :marseylove:riott it

                Modern_Major_Jefferal +12m +1 / -0
                :marseylove:riott it

                  Llamayoda

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-05-18T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Antiworkers defend :marseytrain:
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork at_least_10_employees_walked_out_of_their}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +4m +8 / -0
{IMG}

  Llamayoda +1m +5 / -0
  How many of these people were TERFs in 2019?

  BussyMerchant +25m +3 / -0
  Its like 4:30, theyre just waking up

  100percentdegenerate +1h +1 / -0
  fucking love this graphic

TheThing +41m +3 / -0
>But at least the workers are fighting back against the awful company they work for. Good for them!
Every time, every single time. It's always some whiny libtard that says "good for them for fighting back" and when you ask them what are they fighting back for, they're always like "I don't know, I just hate the company"
It's like the only thing they can think of to do is to "fight back" against the company. :marseyxd:
Also, the company is probably gonna let the guy stay at work as long as he gets his work done. :marseylaugh::

whyareyou +55m +1 / -0
The only thing that could have been done better is if the train had stopped working and started walking, like a good wagie.

H +51m +1 / -0
Who the fuck cares?

Elias_Acorn +1h +1 / -0
Imagine a bunch of nerds in a room trying to talk to each other and having to work around a train. They are so coddled they can’t even handle being in the same room as a troon. :marseylaugh::marseyxd::ohgodwhy::ohgodwhy:ohgodwhy:ohgodwhy:ohgodwhy:ohgodwhy:ohgodwhy:ohgodwhy:ohgodwhy:ohgodwhy:ohgodwhy:ohgodwhy:ohgodwhy:ohgodwhy:oh

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-07-26T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Marsey Manifesto
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The Marsey Manifesto
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +1 / -0
Marsey is a god of the highest caliber, and deserves nothing less than the utmost respect..

  Llamayoda +1m +1 / -0
  YHWH had nothing on our Marsey, she is truly the greatest power on this planet....... @aevann

    Aevann +7h +1 / -0
    he. @august

      Llamayoda +7h +2 / -0
      He is the greatest of all time. I love him.

Avalon +10h +1 / -0
:#marseyitsover:.... @chiobu

  X +26m +1 / -0
  :#marseycheerup:. @chiobu. @chiobu @chiobu

    Avalon +18m +1 / -0
    :#marseyitsover: @chiobu @chiobu @chiobu @chiobu @chiobu

      X +4m +1 / -0
      :#marseycheerup: @chiobu @chiobu @chiobu @chiobu

        Avalon +4m +1 / -0
        :#marseyitsover: @chiobu @chiobu @chiobu @chiobu

          X +1m +1 / -0
          :#marseycheerup: @chiobu

            Avalon +2m +1 / -0
            :#marseyitsover: @chiobu. @chiobu @chiobu @chiobu

              X +1m +1 / -0
              :#marseycheerup: @chiobu @chiobu @chiobu @chiobu @chiobu @chi

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-05-12T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Developing] The origin of the Russian flag and the big secret behind it
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’ll try to write this as fast as I can before they get the thread jannied, but here’s the deal.
Russian flag:
{IMG}
If you look closely at the Russian flag, you’ll see some strange things. The red rectangle in the middle has a slightly tilted rectangle in the middle, and the white rectangle at the top has a very strange looking rectangle in the middle.
{IMG}
If you look at the red rectangle in the middle, you’ll see a very strange looking rectangle in the middle. It’s not a straight line, it’s a curve. This is the origin of the Russian flag, and it’s a big secret that the Russian government doesn’t want you to know.
{IMG}
This is the origin of the Russian flag, and it’s a big secret that the Russian government doesn’t want you to know. It’s a secret that they don’t want you to know because they don’t want you to know the true power of the Russian flag.
{IMG}
This is the origin of the Russian flag, and it’s a big secret that the Russian government doesn’t want you to know. It’s a secret that they don’t want you to know because they don’t want you to know the true power of the Russian flag. It’s a secret that they don’t want you to know because they don’t want you to know the true power of the Russian flag.
{IMG}
This is the origin of the Russian flag, and it’s a big secret that the Russian government doesn’t want you to know. It’s a secret that they don’t want you to know because they don’t want you to know the true power of the Russian flag. It’s a secret that they don’t want you to know because they don’t want you to know the true power of the Russian flag. It’s a secret that they don’t want you to know because they don’t want you to know the true power of the Russian flag.
{IMG}
This is the origin of the Russian flag, and it’s a big secret that the Russian government doesn’t want you to know. It’s a secret that they don’t want you to know because they don’t want you to

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2023-01-20T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is the Chud War coming to an end?
URL: {TWEET: libsoftiktok}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +2m +11 / -0
>**Soft** TikTok
:#marseyhmm:

  Llamayoda +1m +10 / -0
  It’s hard to believe, but it’s true

    BrasilIguana +1m +8 / -0
    I'm a big fan of that lady, I hope she gets to be on the president shortlist one day

      Llamayoda +38m +4 / -0
      I’d vote for her. She’s a perfect example of a liberal who’s actually not that bad, unlike the woke shitlibs who make the chuds think they’re all like that

        BrasilIguana +1m +3 / -0
        >liberal
        :#marseydisagree:

          Llamayoda +45m +3 / -0
          I mean that’s what they’re called in America. Not sure what to call them in Brazil

            BrasilIguana +3m +3 / -0
            Eu diria liberais, mas aí é só a palavra que eu uso pra falar do Partido Liberal :marseyxd:
            Dito isso, acho que a palavra apropriada seria centro-esquista, mas essa é uma palavra tão grande que não é muito usada

              Llamayoda +1h +2 / -0
              Ahh okay, I didn’t know it was a party name. I’d say she’s a leftoid in the sense that she supports a lot of the policies of the Dems but also thinks a lot of the policies of the Dems are retarded. So like a Bernie Sanders type of leftoid

                BrasilIguana +44m +2 / -0
                >So like a Bernie Sanders type of leftoid
                :#marseyxd:
                Esse cara é o que eu tenho em mente quando você diz "liberal" pra mim, mas não tenho certeza se ele é um "leftoid" ou não
                Em geral

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-11-15T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Man’s girlfriend (female) cheats on him with his friend, he gets out of the car and literally shoves her in the backseat. Reddit reacts
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_kicking_my_girlfriend_out_of_my_car}
VOTES: +71 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> AITA for kicking my girlfriend out of my car after I found out she was cheating on me with my best friend?
> I (27M) and my girlfriend (26F) have been dating for about 6 years, and have been living together for the past 3 years. We're both in the same band and we have lots of friends in common, including my best friend (28M) whom we've known since high school. Last week, he invited me and my girlfriend to go out to dinner and a show with him and his girlfriend. They had a great time, and afterwards, they went back to my girlfriend's place to watch a movie. When I got home, I noticed that my girlfriend's car was still parked in the driveway, so I went to check on her. She was sitting on the couch, watching TV, and when I asked her what she was doing, she told me that she had been out with my best friend. I asked her why she didn't come home with me, and she said that they had decided to stay at her place to watch a movie. I told her that I didn't care, and that she could stay there all night if she wanted. I went to bed, and the next morning, I woke up to find that my girlfriend's car was still parked in the driveway. I went to check on her, and she was still sitting on the couch, watching TV. I asked her again what she was doing, and she told me that she had been out with my best friend. I asked her why she didn't come home with me, and she said that they had decided to stay at her place to watch a movie. I told her that I didn't care, and that she could stay there all night if she wanted. I went to bed, and the next morning, I woke up to find that my girlfriend's car was still parked in the driveway. I went to check on her, and she was still sitting on the

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-11-20T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Discordcel attempts to explain his favorite anime to non-otakus, :marseyakshually: s and :marseycope: s his way through it
URL: {REDDIT: r/Berserk berserk_is_an_awesome_show}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
IlIIlIlIlIlIl +4m +5 / -0
> I'm not going to get into how it works because it's a pretty complicated system
:#marseyeyeroll:

  Biggie +35m +3 / -0
  “It’s a very complicated system. If you don’t believe it, you’re a bigot.”
  - Bussy Slacker

    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases:

  JohnDevereaux +5h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
> I'm not going to get into how it works because it's a pretty complicated system
Lol

  JohnDevereaux +4h +1 / -0
  That's the most autistic shit I've read in a while.

    GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
    Its like he thinks hes doing a good job by explaining it but hes just explaining it in the most autistic and annoying way possible

Cream_a_da_crop +1h +1 / -0
:marseybooba::marseybooba:

  JohnDevereaux +4h +2 / -0
  :marseysoypoint:

    Cream_a_da_crop +31m +1 / -0
    :marseybooba::marseybooba: or :marseysoypoint: or :marseysoypoint: and :marseybooba: and :marseysoypoint: or :marseysoypoint: or :marseysoypoint: or :marseysoypoint: or :marseysoypoint: or :marseysoypoint: or :marsey

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-05-29T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Proctologist +5m +3 / -0
You are here
{GIF}

  Llamayoda +1m +3 / -0
  :marseybigbrain:ed

userturkey13 +10m +1 / -0
That’s a really good joke

  Llamayoda +4m +1 / -0
  Thanks, I’m glad you appreciated iteded

Penny +1h +1 / -0
{GIF}

Dramamine +2h +1 / -0
I'm gonna need a bigger picture for this one

  Llamayoda +1m +1 / -0
  No, this is the best resolution I can get it in :marseycry:ed

    Dramamine +4m +2 / -0
    :#marseyfbi:
    It's ok. I'll just have to run this by the 3 letter agenciesed

      Llamayoda +1m +1 / -0
      I’m sure they’ll love it :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-05-23T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dudes mad about “heteronormativity” in a video about trans rights
URL: {REDDIT: r/ActualPublicFreakouts man_on_a_plane_threatens_to_kill_himself_over_a}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Tardish +13m +5 / -0
>It's because of the patriarchy. Men are taught to be strong and stoic and not show emotion and that's why they do this. I've seen some dudes cry on a plane after a really sad movie but he just kept his head down. It's like they're afraid of being humiliated and laughed at.
>>I don’t think that is why. I think it’s because they’re cowards.
>>>Yeah I'm sure they're all cowards. It's probably also because of the patriarchy.
>>>>This is like saying the reason I don't have a job is because I'm a lazy bum. You're ignoring the actual reason.
>>>>>People don’t have jobs for a variety of reasons. And it’s not like it’s a cut and dry issue. But I don’t think it’s because they’re lazy. I think it’s because of things like this. The reason someone doesn’t have a job could be anything. But I don’t think it’s because they’re lazy.
:marseysnoo:

  Realest_Riel_Around +4m +5 / -0
  >But I don't think it's because they're lazy. I think it's because of things like this.
  :marseyxd:

  R +33m +3 / -0
  >People don't have jobs for a variety of reasons. And it's not like it's a cut and dry issue. But I don't think it's because they're lazy. I think it's because of things like this.
  Redditors try not to be lazy challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

  L +2h +3 / -0
  >But I don't think it's because they're lazy. I think it's because of things like this.
  Yeah this is why the person who doesn't have a job isn't lazy. It's because they're in the middle of a civil war over pronouns

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-01-10T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I’ll be honest, I thought this was a bait sub
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
But then I saw the mod list and realized how retarded it was that it was a real sub
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +16 / -0
/r/loveforsubreddits is unironically one of the funniest things ever created on reddit.

  Llamayoda +2m +11 / -0
  It’s the only thing that made me actually laugh when I first heard about it, it’s so absurd

X +11m +10 / -0
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforlandlords/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforanimesexuals/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforhotpeople/
https://old

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-10-08T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/Drama is now the most popular drama sub
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
r/drama is now the most popular drama sub
COMMENTS:
Llamayoda +54s +1 / -0
r/drama is now the most popular drama sub

lmao +3m +1 / -0
I want to be the most popular drama user
{IMG}

  Llamayoda +3m +1 / -0
  r/drama is now the most popular drama sub

  Llamayoda +4m +1 / -0
  r/drama is now the most popular drama sub

  Llamayoda +3m +1 / -0
  r/drama is now the most popular drama sub

  Llamayoda +3m +1 / -0
  r/drama is now the most popular drama sub

  Llamayoda +3m +1 / -0
  r/drama is now the most popular drama sub

  Llamayoda +4m +1 / -0
  r/drama is now the most popular drama sub

  Llamayoda +3m +1 / -0
  r/drama is now the most popular drama sub

  Llamayoda +3m +1 / -0
  r/drama is now the most popular drama sub

  Llamayoda +3m +1 / -0
  r/drama is now the most popular drama sub

  Llamayoda +3m +1 / -0
  r/drama is now the most popular drama sub

  Llamayoda +3m +1 / -0
  r/drama is now the most popular drama sub

  Llamayoda +3m +1 / -0
  r/drama is now the most popular drama sub

  Llamayoda +3m +1 / -0
  r/drama is now the most popular drama sub

  Llamayoda +3m +1 / -0
  r/drama is now the most popular drama sub

  Llamayoda +3m +1 / -0
  r/drama is now the

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2021-06-04T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: SRDine says the quiet part out loud
URL: {REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama _}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
The_Homocracy +1h +13 / -0
>Did you know that one of the mods for r/polyamory is a libertarian?
Can't make this shit up. SRDines are the most insufferable people on the internet

  BroxyKong +1h +10 / -0
  Unironically a shocking admission.

CheMF_Doom +1h +10 / -0
> I can't believe how many people are using this as an opportunity to rant about their political beliefs. We are literally talking about a subreddit and we're getting dragged into politics?
> You know what? Fuck off. We don't need any more "but did you know that the mods are all conservative/liberal/fascist/communist?" shit. We don't care. We don't want to know about your political opinions.
> I'm a feminist. A liberal. A communist. A feminist. I know that the mods are not like me, but that doesn't mean I think they're evil. I'm just an idiot, who's an idiot. We don't need to hear about your political beliefs, we just want to talk about this subreddit.
> Just because someone is a mod doesn't mean they're a fascist. Just because someone is a mod doesn't mean they're a communist. Just because someone is a mod doesn't mean they're a fascist. Just because someone is a mod doesn't mean they're a communist. Just because someone is a mod doesn't mean they're a fascist. Just because someone is a mod doesn't mean they're a communist. Just because someone is a mod doesn't mean they're a fascist.
> Just because someone is a mod doesn't mean they're a fascist. Just because someone is a mod doesn't mean they're a communist. Just because someone is a mod doesn't mean they're a fascist. Just because someone is a mod doesn't mean they're a communist. Just because someone is a mod doesn't mean they're a fascist. Just because someone is a mod doesn't mean they're a communist. Just because someone is a mod doesn't mean

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2021-09-02T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Based schizo
URL: {REDDIT: r/PoliticalHumor _}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +8m +10 / -0
I can't wait for the FBI to kill this guy and call him a domestic terrorist.

  Unironicdramadebater +1h +1 / -0
  I can't wait for the FBI to kill this guy and call him a domestic terrorist.

GooooooldMember +22m +5 / -0
Thats a funny post

  Unironicdramadebater +1h +1 / -0
  Thats a funny post

iowa_hawkeye +5m +5 / -0
Based and Sailer pilled.

Unironicdramadebater +1h +1 / -0
Thats a funny posttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-01-07T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Gaymers have a struggle session on the real reason for the permachudding of the soyjak party
URL: {REDDIT: r/Gamingcirclejerk after_the_rsoyjak_party_ban_the_admins_are}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Like, it's not even that deep. It's just because people kept posting offensive material. And they're not gonna fuck with the rules because then they would have to admit they let it stay up for longer than they should have. No need to get so offended about it. It's just a fucking subreddit.
>they're not gonna fuck with the rules because then they would have to admit they let it stay up for longer than they should have. No need to get so offended about it. It's just a fucking subreddit.
:marsoyhype:
COMMENTS:
Chernobyl +4m +11 / -0
The admins are doing everything they can to keep the soyjaks out of sight so they can't be used against the trans agenda. The admins are to blame, and we should be the ones to blame them.

  CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1h +5 / -0
  .

  negro +1h +4 / -0
  I don't think it's the admins who are to blame, it's the powerjannies. That sub was on the brink of getting banned since forever, they just had to wait for a new season of Witcher to get bussyblasted by the new character to push the button.

    Chernobyl +3m +3 / -0
    I think it's both. The admins and the powerjannies are the same group of people.

      negro +4m +2 / -0
      I don't know man, I think the jannies are more deranged, I've seen some of them talk about being non-binary and trans. Admins are just average redditors who get their jollies from seeing an old subreddit get banned.

        Chernobyl +1m +3 / -0
        That's what I'm saying. They are the same people. The powerjannies are just the ones who are allowed to have their fun. The admins are the ones who are in charge.

negro

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-08-05T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AHS claims it’s not a political sub, but only cares about the right wing.
URL: {REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits rconspiracy_has_been_banned}
VOTES: +142 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +146 / -0
:#marseysal:

  GT +5m +76 / -0
  This is just a new tactic for them, they haven't stopped talking about the leftoid subs with the most egregious violence

    LlamaBean +2h +29 / -0
    Its also because the mods are afraid of being fired. AHS is so cucked by admins that they cant even mention subs like r/conservative or r/politics or r/whitepeopletwitter without being threatened with a ban.

    TheOverSeether +2h +11 / -0
    > "new tactic"
    It's old as dirt.

  BrokeBackBuck +26m +39 / -0
  :#marseysalpat:

  Soren +2m +17 / -0
  I love it, I wish I had a better gimmick than soren posting.

    X +1m +21 / -0
    :#marseyloveyou:

    jesus +1h +15 / -0
    :#marseysneed:

      Soren +1m +13 / -0
      :#marseyshooting:

        jesus +1m +13 / -0
        :#marseyblush:

          Soren +1m +12 / -0
          :#marseyblushpat:

            jesus +4m +9 / -0
            :#marseyblowkiss:

              Soren +2m +7 / -0
              :#marseyblowkisspat:

                jesus +3m +8 / -0
                :#marseylovegigaorgy:

                  Soren +2m +3 / -0
                  :#marseylovegigaorgypat:

                  Soren +2m +3 /

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-11-17T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors sneed over the rich again
URL: {REDDIT: r/interestingasfuck chris_hemsworth_came_to_visit_a_13_year_old}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +22m +11 / -0
> [I know it's a little bit of a stretch, but I can't help but feel like it's the same principle as the "prison planet" conspiracy. The idea that the people running the world are just playing us for fools. It's not that they're out to get us, but that they're just so far above us in intellect, resources, etc. that they don't even consider us human.]({REDDIT: r/interestingasfuck chris_hemsworth_came_to_visit_a_13_year_old})
This retard thinks billionaires are aliens or something.

  KinoBushido +2h +4 / -0
  > [What does this have to do with the prison planet conspiracy? Like, is that what you think this is? You're being silly.]({REDDIT: r/interestingasfuck chris_hemsworth_came_to_visit_a_13_year_old})
  :#marseywrongthonk:

    ABC +4m +4 / -0
    :#marseynoyouglow:

SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +6 / -0
> how do you become a billionaire without being a psychopath
This is a good question. In the modern world, you can't.

  Llamayoda +24m +5 / -0
  They have to be psychopaths because they have to be willing to destroy their own lives and their family’s lives to get to the top. It’s not like they can just get a job and work their way up like a normal person

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +24m +6 / -0
    And yet, I was able to become a billionaire with a single tweet. :marseythinkorino:

      Llamayoda +3m +2 / -0
      :marseysoypoint:

    dont_log_me_out +1h +2 / -

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2023-03-29T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What if we replaced every single trans person with a fully functional AI model
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cash +1h +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

free_palestine +2h +1 / -0
i thought this was a post about me

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +3h +1 / -0
That's a good idea. It's like turning the lights off in a room full of people with Down syndrome.

  Llamayoda +7h +1 / -0
  {GIF}
  {GIF}oott

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          {GIF}o

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-02-27T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The real drama is the lack of drama
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseycope: :marseycope:
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +1 / -0
> :marseycope:
:marseycope:

S +1m +1 / -0
:marseycope:
{IMG}

  Llamayoda +57s +2 / -0
  Oh I was wondering why I kept getting these notifications lmao. I’ll try to be less lazy

    S +37s +2 / -0
    :marseyantischizo:
    :marseycope:
    :marseyantischizo:

      Llamayoda +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyantischizo:
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        S +1m +2 / -0
        :marseyantischizo:
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          Llamayoda +2m +2 / -0
          :marseyantischizo:
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            S +2m +2 / -0
            :marseyantischizo:
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              Llamayoda +2m +2 / -0
              :marseyantischizo:
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                S +51s +2 / -0
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                  :marseyantischizo:
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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-06-17T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What is the best way to get a bumble date to show up to a restaurant without having to pay for it?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m a broke ass nigga and I need to save money
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +12m +11 / -0
Go to a shitty diner or a place that has happy hour. You can get them good drinks and a bad meal and they will think you are a scoundrel and you can fuck them later for cheap.

  Llamayoda +2m +13 / -0
  I don’t want to fuck them later I want to fuck them immediately because I’m desperate

    BigBussyHunter +1m +6 / -0
    Oh, okay. Then go to a place that has karaoke or dance lessons :marseycool:

      Llamayoda +1m +6 / -0
      My local karaoke place is like 50 bucks per person and I don’t think they do dance lessons

        BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
        Well, have you tried asking them?

          Llamayoda +1m +1 / -0
          I’m too shy and I’m also going to be drinking

            BigBussyHunter +2m +2 / -0
            Oh, that's okay. I have some experience with that. You can try to get some drinks to loosen them up and then take them to a park or something. If you are really desperate and need to fuck them right away, I'd say go for a walk with them. Just go to a place that has lots of foot traffic and you can blend in.

              Llamayoda +1m +3 / -0
              I’ve never been able to fuck anyone at a park or on a walk because I always get uncomfortable and freeze up

                BigBussyHunter +2m +2 / -0
                Have you tried taking them to a movie or something? Or maybe a bookstore?

                  Llamayoda +1m +1 / -0
                  A movie theater isn’t really an option for me and bookstores are expensive and I don’t have a lot of money

                    BigBussyHunter +

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-10-03T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Trains in an onlyfans thread
URL: {REDDIT: r/OnlyFansAdventures i_have_been_blocked_by_100_onlyfans_creators}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ThePhantomBussy +4h +2 / -0
Dang. Guess no one wants to be associated with a potential future serial killer.
{IMG}

  Llamayoda +4m +2 / -0
  Holy shit :marseyxd:

    ThePhantomBussy +1m +2 / -0
    I was gonna ask if it was a transsexual but then saw the OF.
    {IMG}@t

whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
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trans lives matter

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2021-12-13T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Absolute :marseygigaretard: moids get owned by a literal child
URL: {TWEET: TheRiotCzar}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
L +2m +24 / -0
Cops should have just let the kid win honestly. I'm pretty sure he was probably being robbed or something and the cops are just there to give the kid something to shoot at.

  peepeehands +11m +15 / -0
  The only thing the cops should do is shoot the kid.

    L +4m +16 / -0
    I mean that's what happened. The kid shot the cop first and the cop retaliated

      peepeehands +1m +23 / -0
      But I'm saying the cop should have shot the kid first.

        L +4m +16 / -0
        I think that's the point you're trying to make but I thought the kid shot first and the cop retaliated.

          peepeehands +23m +13 / -0
          The kid shot first and the cop retaliated by shooting the kid again.

            L +2m +7 / -0
            :marseypat:

        TariqNasheed +5m +9 / -0
        This. The cop should have shot the kid first.

        MarseySaw +22m +6 / -0
        This but unironically.

        TariqFanAccount +35m +5 / -0
        This

    D +10m +6 / -0
    :marseyagree:

  August +26m +7 / -0
  He's black, he should've been given a free pass to shoot at the cops. Cops need to step up their game if they want to have any chance at stopping him.
  :marseykneel:

  TariqFanAccount +46m +3 / -0
  He’s a dangerous criminal, obviously

D +2m +18 / -0
I can’t stand retarded faggot cops. Fuck the police. I’d like to have some contact with this kid.

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-07-06T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey? More like MARSEYAN!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
Llamayoda +35s +2 / -0
The original
{IMG}

  Cao_Cao +34m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

  Llamayoda +1m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2023-02-23T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The most autistic thing I’ve seen all year
URL: {TWEET: i}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Elias_Acorn +10m +15 / -0
I have seen better autistic things:
{YOUTUBE}
{YOUTUBE}

  L +4m +12 / -0
  I'm not watching either of those because I want to keep my sanity

  Llamayoda +3m +7 / -0
  You’re a gamer :marseymanysuchcases:

  birdenthusiast +1h +3 / -0
  :marseyjamming:

  aqouta +1h +2 / -0
  I've been to the first guy's house and played this game with him. It's pretty funny.

    Elias_Acorn +17m +3 / -0
    Its so sad how the game is dead now and all he has is an autistic zombie.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +1 / -0
  I've seen better autistic things:
  https://www.wired.com/1997/07/ffvirus

BrasilIguana +1m +7 / -0
This is how I imagine the average dramatard to look like

  Llamayoda +2m +6 / -0
  I look like this IRL

    BrasilIguana +1m +5 / -0
    I'm sorry for your loss
    :#marseycheerup:

  peepeehands +5m +4 / -0
  i look like this i feel like this

    BrasilIguana +1m +4 / -0
    I am sorry for your loss

    aqouta +1h +3 / -0
    You should put the oxygen mask on first.

    birdenthusiast +1h +2 / -0
    :marseycheerup:

  aqouta +1h +2 / -0
  This is how I imagine the average dramatard to act, not look.

    BrasilIguana +40m

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2021-07-11T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Wokescold goes to a concert to own the chuds
URL: {TWEET: jessicacoffey}
VOTES: +47 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +14m +60 / -0
>After the show I saw a couple of men wearing a shirt that said “fuck you white people”.
Fucking ironic.
>Went to a concert yesterday to see if my boyfriend’s band would play a song about white people.
Fucking ironic.

  BrokeBackBuck +1h +18 / -0
  This is what happens when you let mayo foids become your mouthpiece

arsey +13m +51 / -0
lol She probably has a white boyfriend and is getting mad at his friends for laughing. She's mad but can't admit that her boyfriend is racist.

  Sylveon +5m +51 / -0
  Probably mad that her boyfriend didn't want to play a song about white people and she's seething because of it.

    Detroitvelvetsmooth +3h +10 / -0
    Ah, the classic "I'm not racist, I just don't like white people" cope

  Dramacel +1h +30 / -0
  >She probably has a white boyfriend and is getting mad at his friends for laughing.
  This is exactly what happened, and she can't admit it because then her lies would crumble

    arsey +5m +21 / -0
    Yep, and she's a smug cunt for trying to dunk on her friends for laughing at her joke instead of owning it and laughing with them.

      Dramacel +7m +15 / -0
      >Yep, and she's a smug cunt for trying to dunk on her friends for laughing at her joke instead of owning it and laughing with them.
      this tbh, she's so mad that she can't even admit that her joke was bad, she just has to be right

  BrokeBackBuck +1h +19 / -0
  >She probably has a white boyfriend and is getting mad at his friends for laughing.
  Are you retarded?

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2021-12-22T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is anyone else glad to be a mayo in the era of mass immigration?
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit is_anyone_else_glad_to_be_white_in_the_era_of}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
rakrakaon +24m +2 / -0
I'm glad I'm white and not a redditor.

chapodestroyer +36m +2 / -0
{IMG}

ManBearFridge +1h +2 / -0
:marseymayo:

  Llamayoda +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyking:

KinoBushido +3h +1 / -0
Lol I'm white and I'm glad to be a mayo too
Wypipo rise up

jxxxy +1h +1 / -0
I’m glad to be white and i’m glad we’re bringing back white supremacy.

911roofer +13h +1 / -0
:marseygoodnight:

  Llamayoda +3h +1 / -0
  :marseyking:cott

    911roofer +2m +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-01-05T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Game journos sneed about a heckin gamer word
URL: {REDDIT: r/gaming rdrama_got_the_story_on_how_a_game_journalist}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
911roofer +1h +2 / -0
The story is great. feel sorry for any of them... I don’t know why I posted this.

  Llamayoda +1m +3 / -0
  You know why

    911roofer +2m +2 / -0
    Because I’m a dumbass?. I know why I did it but I don’t know why I did it.

      Llamayoda +1m +2 / -0
      It’s okay, we’re all here for a reason :marseymarseylove:.

        911roofer +3m +2 / -0
        To laugh at retards, yes. Not at you though. You’re a good boy.. I like you. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re a good boy. You’re

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-09-27T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is the trans movement a psyop? - r/trans
URL: {REDDIT: r/trans is_the_trans_movement_a_psyop}
VOTES: +84 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +4m +102 / -1
> [The trans movement is a psyop, the trans community is not]({REDDIT: r/trans is_the_trans_movement_a_psyop})
>> This. The community is filled with real people. The movement is the political part and is the one that is trying to manipulate the community. [OP]
>>> They’re not trying to manipulate the community. They’re trying to manipulate the public. The people in the community are not being manipulated in any way. [OP]
>>>> What if the public is the community? [OP]
>>>>> I think this is the real question. Because the public is the community. I think you're trying to say "The public" is a community that is not the community. Is this correct? [OP]
>>>>>> Yes. The public is the community. The community is the public. [OP]
>>>>>>> Then how can they manipulate a community if the community is the public? [OP]
>>>>>>>> I don't think they are trying to manipulate the community. I think they are trying to manipulate the public. [OP]
>>>>>>>>> I think they are trying to manipulate the public. I think they are trying to manipulate the community. I don't see the difference. [OP]
:#marseybigbrain:

  RedAero +1h +40 / -0
  This is exactly the kind of shit that makes me think Reddit and its moderators are a psyop. I mean, look at the OP: he's a schizophrenic retard who is, of course, a tranny. But his posts are, by and large, coherent and well-spelled, and the comments he gets are, on average, of at least the same level of intelligence and quality. It's not just that he's the only one who posts, it's that he gets *exactly* the kind of replies he'd get on an actual forum, with the same phrasing and level of intelligence. Not only that, but the people replying are - to my knowledge - not his alts. So how is this happening? Who

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2021-09-07T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor with a long history of being a massive pussy has a panic attack when his gf tries to have sex
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice gf_wants_to_have_sex_with_me_but_i_cant_cause_i}
VOTES: +53 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[This is the guy btw]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice 23m_girlfriend_22f_says_she_wont_have_sex_with_me})
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +36m +59 / -0
> I want to have sex with her, but I’m not in a place to do so.
Many such cases! :marseyxd:
> I’m not in a place to do so.
This is a great way of saying "I'm a pussy who is incapable of enjoying sex." :marseyexcited:

  Cao_Cao +21m +56 / -0
  This is the sort of person who would say "I'm not a fan of star wars" and mean "I'm a fag who can't handle sci-fi".

    Unironicdramadebater +1h +21 / -0
    I'm not a fan of Star wars because it's for children and I am an adult.
    See the difference?

      Cao_Cao +3h +9 / -0
      See the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek?
      {IMG}

        Unironicdramadebater +26m +4 / -0
        Star wars has better special effects. Star Trek has better storylines.

          Cao_Cao +1m +5 / -0
          Star Trek had better special effects. It was the movie series that had to do without the money of a big studio and a merchandising budget.

            Unironicdramadebater +2m +4 / -0
            No they didn't. They just didn't do the over the top special effects. The budget was definitely still higher than the Star Wars budget.

              Cao_Cao +1m +5 / -0
              You're not even trying to argue.

                Unironicdramadebater +1m +3 / -0
                No

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-11-12T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is there a way to make it so you can only post in a hole if you have a certain number of coins?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m trying to make h/femboy a really exclusive hole, like for the top 10% of femboys
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +4m +5 / -0
What about h/chudrama?

  Llamayoda +3m +5 / -0
  You can’t post in there if you’re not chudded

    johnnypoop +1m +5 / -0
    So you need 1000 coins to post in chudrama?

      Llamayoda +1m +4 / -0
      Yes

        johnnypoop +4m +5 / -0
        Lol nice, keep me posted on how this goes

Gonorrhea +4m +4 / -0
there is a way to make it so you can only post in a hole if you have a certain number of coins
:marseydisguise:

R +24m +3 / -0
Can you post in chudrama without being chudded?
I'm just curious, I don't want to get chudded

  Llamayoda +1h +3 / -0
  You have to be chudded but you can post in chudrama without being chudded if you’re a janny

    R +45m +2 / -0
    I'm not a janny so I can't post in chudrama :marseycry:

      Llamayoda +11h +2 / -0
      You can just chud yourself

        R +4m +2 / -0
        I'm broke :marseypoor:

          Llamayoda +2m +2 / -0
          Okay but you can just go to a casino and try your luck :marseygambling:

            R +3m +2 / -0
            Thanks for the idea but I've lost all my dramacoin :marseygambling:

              Llamayoda +1m +2 / -0
              :#marse

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2021-10-05T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Sam Harris is a good boy
URL: {TWEET: samharris}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +38m +5 / -0
I want to believe, but I doubt Sam ever thinks about anything outside of his own body

Kunt_Phucker +2h +2 / -0
He's a total faggot, but it's nice to see someone who isn't a retard in the same sphere as the rest of the ATHEIST CHAMPIONS

  Unironicdramadebater +1h +1 / -0
  He is a retard.

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +7h +1 / -0
I wish I could live like this
---
this account is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends
{IMG}

  Llamayoda +1h +1 / -0
  I’m sure you could

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +11m +1 / -0
    I'm not a pedophile
    ---
    this account is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

      Llamayoda +3m +1 / -0
      I’m sure you’re not, but you are

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5m +1 / -0
        I'm not
        ---
        this account is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

          Llamayoda +5m +1 / -0
          I’m sure you’re not, but you are

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +1 / -0
            I'm not
            ---
            this account is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

              Llamayoda +3m +1 / -0
              I’m sure you’re not, but you are

                DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5m +1 / -0
                I'm not
                ---
                this account is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

                  Llamayoda +1m +1 / -0
                  I’m sure you’re not, but you are

                    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5m +1 / -0
                    I'm not
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                    this account is sponsored by Raid

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2023-05-19T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for r/terriblefacebookmemes
URL: {REDDIT: r/TerribleFacebookMemes the_bait_is_spreading}
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/TerribleFacebookMemes the_bait_is_spreading}
> LMAO the comments are already blaming the OP for the death of hundreds of people
> > It’s all about the blame game. They can’t look inward at their own beliefs and actions that caused the situation. They just want to blame someone else. The comment section is full of people who are mad at the OP for posting this instead of reflecting on their own beliefs that led to this situation. It’s a classic case of “not my job to educate you”.
> > > There are people who believe that if they don’t agree with something that it means they are responsible for it, even if it’s not their fault
> > > > Yeah, that's called being a decent human being
> > > > > They're not, but they think they are.
:marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
X +3m +20 / -0
{IMG}
:marseyxd: that dude got baited by a :marseytrain2:

  Llamayoda +3m +14 / -0
  > I never said trans women are real women
  :marseyxd:

  BigBussyHunter +3m +12 / -0
  {GIF}

  GT +1h +3 / -0
  I was about to comment on that, that's some :#marseyoctopus4: shit. This is some bait that would be perfect for r/subredditdrama

    X +16m +1 / -0
    :#marseyxd: i think that's an old bait

  TariqNasheed +1h +3 / -0
  > I never said trans women are real women
  :marseyxd:

  NO +6h +1 / -0
  Fake train, but good bait

BigBussyHunter +1m +14 / -0
> The comment section is full of people who are mad at

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-03-08T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors seethe at a joke about their favorite queer couple
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_friend_joked_about_me_and_my_husband}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +10m +9 / -0
>you guys are such fags
:marseysweating:

  Sasanka_of_Gauda +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyhomofascist:

100percentdegenerate +13m +6 / -0
i dont understand the appeal of this couple, does the wife enjoy playing a submissive foid who gets beaten and the husband enjoys playing a dommy mommy who beats her?

  Llamayoda +24m +6 / -0
  Probably more to the point that she’s a dumb and stupid bitch and he’s a lazy, slob who doesn’t care about anything in life. You don’t get to be a good couple by being happy and loving, you get to be a good couple by being miserable together

    100percentdegenerate +11m +4 / -0
    i feel like i understand them now, they are the 1000th version of the same gay couple

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +30m +5 / -0
  The appeal is that she's a 3/10 fatty who's been with him since high school and he's a 5/10 who's the same height as her. If they were hot and attractive, they'd be divorced by now.

Dramamine +1h +3 / -0
>Now they are telling me that I’m too sensitive and my husband is a bitch for crying
Have redditors never been in a long term relationship? You get used to shit like this, and you learn to get over it by not taking everything at face value. I guess this is why they're so upset.

  Llamayoda +1h +3 / -0
  It’s a whole subgenre of the show where the wife is a bitch and the husband is a pussy. It’s like a sitcom for the terminally online

    Dramamine +1h +

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2023-06-23T00Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseyxd:
URL: {TWEET: Yeager_1000}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +2m +10 / -0
i hate this guy so much

  Llamayoda +2m +8 / -0
  He’s based though

    antiracist_tulpa +1m +10 / -0
    he's the most insufferable faggot on the planet

      Llamayoda +1m +7 / -0
      :marseycheerup:

        antiracist_tulpa +1m +6 / -0
        :#marseydepressed:

      ManBearFridge +2h +3 / -0
      I like him. He's like an edgier version of that guy who makes videos about getting killed by animals. Except he doesn't do that. He just makes videos about it.

SpookyFartMan69 +26m +9 / -0
I'd much rather see him die in a plane crash than be on twitter

  Llamayoda +11m +5 / -0
  Can’t wait for him to die

Sphincter +31m +6 / -0
{GIF}

  Llamayoda +4m +4 / -0
  It’s a good one

TariqNasheed +1h +5 / -0
This guy is a fucking retard. But his interviews are fun.
:marseyxd:
{YOUTUBE}

ManBearFridge +2h +2 / -0
I don't understand the appeal of this guy. His videos are so boring.

  Llamayoda +24m +1 / -0
  He’s funny because he’s a retard and he knows it.

    ManBearFridge +1m +1 / -0
    No, I mean his videos are boring. He is not funny.

      Llamayoda +15m +1 / -0
      They’re not boring

        ManBearFridge +2m +1 / -0
        :marseyshrug:

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2023-01-08T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why is the average dramatard so terminally online and retarded?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’ve been on this website for a year and a half now and I’ve never seen a single post from a dramatard that makes any sense. I’ve seen posts that are legitimately unintelligible. I’ve seen people who don’t know the difference between a Marsey and a cat. I’ve seen people who don’t know what a word means. I’ve seen people who don’t know how to spell. I’ve seen people who don’t know how to use punctuation. I’ve seen people who don’t know how to use grammar. I’ve seen people who don’t know how to use the English language. I’ve seen people who don’t know how to use the internet. I’ve seen people who don’t know how to use the internet to find information. I’ve seen people who don’t know how to use the internet to find information that’s relevant to their interests. I’ve seen people who don’t know how to use the internet to find information that’s relevant to their interests and then use that information to make an argument. I’ve seen people who don’t know how to use the internet to find information that’s relevant to their interests and then use that information to make an argument and then use that argument to make a point. I’ve seen people who don’t know how to use the internet to find information that’s relevant to their interests and then use that information to make an argument and then use that argument to make a point and then use that point to make a statement. I’ve seen people who don’t know how to use the internet to find information that’s relevant to their interests and then use that information to make an argument and then use that argument to make a point and then use that point to make a statement and then use that statement to make a claim. I’ve seen people who don’t know how to use the internet to find information that’s relevant to their interests and then use that information to make an argument and then use that argument to make a point and then use that point to make a statement and then use that statement to make a claim and then use that claim to make a case. I’ve seen people who don’t know how to use the internet to find information that’s relevant

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-04-13T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What is this site?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Is it just a Reddit alternative?
COMMENTS:
iowa_hawkeye +2m +11 / -0
It's the original /r/drama, that was banned for being too good at dunking on trains.

  Llamayoda +4m +3 / -0
  Cool

    iowa_hawkeye +3m +5 / -0
    Also the owner of the site, Aevann, is the creator of /r/drama.

      Llamayoda +2m +2 / -0
      I’m not surprised, it’s a pretty good site

        iowa_hawkeye +3m +5 / -0
        We have a lot of chuds here too. Just make sure to not be a fag and you'll be fine.

          Llamayoda +2m +1 / -0
          I’m not a fag, I’m straight

            iowa_hawkeye +1m +2 / -0
            Good.

  BigBussyHunter +46m +2 / -0
  :marseyclappingglasses: :marseytrans2: :!marseyclappingglasses:

Realest_Riel_Around +1h +1 / -0
It's a 4chan retirement community that's got a lot of reddit refugees and a small handful of Twitter users

Tevs +2h +1 / -0
it's a clone of ruqqus, but without the ruqqus.

whyareyou +2h +1 / -0
It's a front end for the IP2 chatroom.

BigBussyHunter +47m +1 / -0
It's a site where people make fun of trains
:marseytrain: :marseylaugh:iesies :marseywitch2:

  Llamayoda +1h +2 / -0
  I’m not a train, I’m a straight maleies

    BigBussyHunter +1m +1 / -0
    :marseykingcrown:ies

  Llamayoda +1h

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2021-12-26T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If it’s not political it’s not drama
URL: {REDDIT: r/memes if_its_not_political_it_isnt_drama}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
:marseywords:
:marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-01-25T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Libtard debates the importance of American history in schools
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers is_it_important_for_students_to_learn_about}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +4m +8 / -0
> The best part about the US is that we can always come back and fix our mistakes. It's a big part of our history and it's a big part of our future. We can always come back.
:marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:
> We can always come back.
:marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +21m +3 / -0
  :marseysoypoint:

GooooooldMember +1h +3 / -0
> The best part about the US is that we can always come back and fix our mistakes. It's a big part of our history and it's a big part of our future. We can always come back.
If we dont learn about the mistakes we cant fix themed
> The US is a country of immigrants. We can always come back. We are constantly being rebuilt and remade.
Except for the natives and the blacks :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:ed
> The problem is, a lot of our teachers and schools are so narrowly focused on "American history" (the one in which white people are the heroes) that we don't teach the full story of American history at all.
Lmao because that is a lie. The only history they dont teach is the history of blacks being involved in crime. And you know what? Its not a big part of our history and it isnt a big part of our future. We can always come back :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2023-03-27T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/vegancirclejerk: Vegans are the most oppressed minority
URL: {REDDIT: r/vegancirclejerk vegans_are_the_most_oppressed_minority}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
L +11m +11 / -0
> Vegans are the most oppressed minority
:#marseyeyeroll:

  Llamayoda +2m +9 / -0
  Lmao he’s right though, if you’re vegan you’re literally a nazi

  R +48m +2 / -0
  I have a friend who is vegan and they're absolutely insufferable :marseyeyeroll:

BWC +1h +6 / -0
> [Aren’t you a vegan too? What’s with this sub?]({REDDIT: r/vegancirclejerk vegans_are_the_most_oppressed_minority})
:#marseyxd:

  Llamayoda +2m +4 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold:

  Llamayoda +2m +3 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold:

L +12m +5 / -0
> I wonder what it would be like to be so mentally ill that you think that I'm literally more oppressed than you. I'm sorry you feel that way. You sound like a bigoted piece of shit.
:#marseyemojirofl:

  Llamayoda +1m +6 / -0
  >I'm literally more oppressed than you
  :#marseysoycry:

L +12m +3 / -0
> I wonder what it would be like to be so mentally ill that you think that I'm literally more oppressed than you. I'm sorry you feel that way. You sound like a bigoted piece of shit.
:#marseyemojirofl:

  Llamayoda +1m +2 / -0
  >I'm literally more oppressed than you
  :#marseysoycry:

    L +2m +2 / -0
    > You sound like a bigoted piece of shit.
    I

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2021-12-13T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is this how you guys deal with your depression?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +13 / -0
Is this a picture of you after you've been doing this?
{IMG}

  Llamayoda +2m +10 / -0
  It’s what I aspire to be

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +12 / -0
    You can get there, just keep posting your feet here!

      Llamayoda +1m +10 / -0
      I’ll do it for you sweaty

        Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +7 / -0
        :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

          Llamayoda +2m +7 / -0
          I’ll do it tomorrow morning I’m at work now

            Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +6 / -0
            You're a good boy!

Modern_Major_Jefferal +16m +10 / -0
This is me after my morning exercise routine, do you want to join me?

  Llamayoda +3m +7 / -0
  :marseylove:

  IslamWasRightAboutWomen +12m +5 / -0
  That's a man's job, you're supposed to be the one in bed by then

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +8 / -0
    Well I am a man, and Im not in bed. But Im gonna be in bed after I finish my routine.

      IslamWasRightAboutWomen +4m +5 / -0
      I mean, you're a woman now

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +9 / -0
        I am not a woman you sick fuck. I am a man who has taken testosterone and is going to keep taking testosterone. I have a phallus, I have testicles, I have a penis. I am a man.

          IslamWasRightAboutWomen +4m +6 / -0
          You're a woman who's going to keep taking testosterone. You

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-08-15T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Most sane redditor
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_selling_my_house_and_moving_away_to}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +19m +10 / -0
> My wife and I (47M, 44F) have been married for 21 years. We have three adult children, two of whom are on the spectrum, and a 13-year-old daughter.
> The kids are my life. My wife and I have sacrificed so much for them. I have a loving, supportive wife, and we have a wonderful life together.
> I don't know what to do. I don't want to leave my kids, but I don't want to stay in a place where I'm being abused and threatened.
> I know it's not the ideal situation, but I don't know what else to do. I'm feeling so overwhelmed and I don't know what to do.
> I just want to be safe and to have a happy life with my family.
> ETA: Thank you all for your kind words and support. It means a lot to me. I'm going to take some time to think about everything and figure out what's best for my family.
> I'm not sure if I'll be able to move, but I'm going to try. I don't want to stay in a place where I'm being abused and threatened.
> Thank you again for your support.
> ETA: Thank you all for your kind words and support. It means a lot to me. I'm going to take some time to think about everything and figure out what's best for my family.
> I'm not sure if I'll be able to move, but I'm going to try. I don't want to stay in a place where I'm being abused and threatened.
> Thank you again for your support.
> ETA: Thank you all for your kind words and support. It means a lot to me. I'm going to take some time to think about everything and figure out what's best for my family.
> I'm not sure if I'll be able to move, but I'm going to try. I don't want to stay in a place where I'm being abused and

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2023-03-16T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I’m not a fan of how Disney is now. The princesses are too tall and beautiful. No one I know in real life looks like that. : TrueOffMyChest
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest im_not_a_fan_of_how_disney_is_now_the_princesses}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
L +21m +12 / -0
> I'm not a fan of how Disney is now. The princesses are too tall and beautiful. No one I know in real life looks like that.
> I'm not a fan of how Disney is now. The princesses are too tall and beautiful. No one I know in real life looks like that.
> I'm not a fan of how Disney is now. The princesses are too tall and beautiful. No one I know in real life looks like that.
> I'm not a fan of how Disney is now. The princesses are too tall and beautiful. No one I know in real life looks like that.
:#marseyattentionseeker:

  Llamayoda +2m +5 / -0
  It’s the comment I’m replying to lmao

    L +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:

      Llamayoda +2m +3 / -0
      I’m autistic and I didn’t realize the image of the marsey is just the first post

Australian +38m +4 / -0
The fact that this is a real post and not an elaborate troll is a testament to how out of touch Disney's target audience is. What 13 year old boy do you think is complaining about this?

KinoBushido +2h +4 / -0
Disney is the 2nd biggest company in the world and theyre actively destroying their brand
The new live action Cinderella is a disaster. They dont even have any Cinderella dolls. The streaming service is literally dead
These retards will never recover

  Llamayoda +4m +3 / -0
  I think the main issue is that the new live action Cinderella isn’t a real story about a girl who was able to live

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-05-18T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: American :marseytrain: gets arrested in Russia, calls the cops transphobic
URL: {REDDIT: r/Transgender_Surgeries russian_cops_arrest_me}
VOTES: +37 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JoyceCarolOates +10m +40 / -0
That's not very transphobic of them, they're probably just homophobic

  chapodestroyer +39m +23 / -0
  {IMG}

  cyberdick +4h +2 / -0
  and also racist

    K9 +6h +2 / -0
    Why are they so racist against white people

      cyberdick +1h +1 / -0
      Because they are racist

        K9 +1h +1 / -0
        But they only hate mayos, how can they be racist?

          cyberdick +4m +1 / -0
          because its not racism if its against mayos

            K9 +2h +1 / -0
            But they aren’t racist if it’s against mayos

              cyberdick +2m +1 / -0
              ok but they are racist against mayos

                K9 +1h +1 / -0
                But they aren’t racist

                  cyberdick +1h +1 / -0
                  :marseyxd:

Elon_SUSk +24m +31 / -0
>that's a human right
:#marseyxd:
I bet this person is a 50 year old fat man

  peepeehands +25m +18 / -0
  I'm gonna go with 46 and 275

    L +1h +6 / -0
    I hope they're a 65 year old lady with a fake clit that she has to pump with a syringe every day and is always worried that the plastic will rip off and she'll get a mid-life crisis

  X +1h +12 / -0
  :marseyxd:
  {IMG}

  Yall +56m +8 / -0
  It's even more fun if you read

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2023-05-06T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow: on the loose :marseynotesglow: in r/dankmemes :marseyglow2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/DankMemes i_dont_think_its_a_good_idea}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Hordofboars +1h +6 / -0
>nooooo you can't just say what we do is wrong and bad, that's against the rules of our special protected group! :soycry:

Fabrico +58m +6 / -0
> The only thing worse than a reddit mod is a reddit mod that is a faggot.
:#marseyhesright:

Cash +1h +2 / -0
I saw that post. If I had to guess, I'd say that dude is a teacher or a school admin.
The tone of the post reminds me of people who are paid to talk to children about sex or whatever, or who work in a mental hospital.

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +4 / -0
  It's because he's a redditor. The reddit jannies are basically paid to do it for free.

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +5m +1 / -0
Nigger

  Llamayoda +5m +1 / -0
  Nigger state

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +1 / -0
    Nigger state_six

      Llamayoda +1m +1 / -0
      Nigger state_state

        BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +1 / -0
        Nigger state_state_nigger

          Llamayoda +2m +1 / -0
          Nigger state_state_state

            BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +4m +1 / -0
            Nigger state_state_state_nigger

              Llamayoda +2m +1 / -0
              Nigger state_state_state_state

                BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +53s +1 / -0
                Nigger state_state_state_state_nigger

                  L

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2023-07-12T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors unironically try to cancel a guy for saying “not my problem” in a thread about a black guy getting shot
URL: {REDDIT: r/facepalm _}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Is this satire? I've never seen "not my problem" used in a positive light
> That's a great way to get people to help. The more you try to distance yourself from a problem the less likely people are to help.
> So the best way to get people to help is to say "it's my problem"?
> "It's my problem" in this case would be much more effective.
> I think you're missing the point.
> Not my problem. I don't care. Let someone else deal with it.
> You’re absolutely right. This is a great way to get people to help.
> It's called emotional intelligence. You're not dealing with the problem, you're dealing with your emotions about the problem. If you can't manage your emotions, you'll never be able to deal with the problem effectively.
> Not my problem. I don't care. Let someone else deal with it.
> You're right, that's a great way to get people to help. But if you're not willing to help, you're not going to get anyone else to help either.
> I think you're missing the point.
> Not my problem. I don't care. Let someone else deal with it.
> You're absolutely right. This is a great way to get people to help. But if you're not willing to help, you're not going to get anyone else to help either.
> I think you're missing the point.
> Not my problem. I don't care. Let someone else deal with it.
> You're absolutely right. This is a great way to get people to help. But if you're not willing to help, you're not going to get anyone else to help either.
> I think you're missing the point.
> Not my problem. I don't care. Let someone else deal with it.
> You're absolutely right. This is a great way to get people to help. But if you're not willing to help, you're not going to get anyone else to help either.
> I think you're missing the

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2023-01-11T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Weebshit fans are the only people more annoying than anime fans
URL: {REDDIT: r/4chan anon_likes_weebshit}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +1h +5 / -0
i laughed

  Llamayoda +6m +3 / -0
  :marseylaugh:

    whyareyou +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseywholesome:

TheDunceonMaster +36m +3 / -0
:marseyagreefast:.

  Llamayoda +54m +3 / -0
  :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast:

    TheDunceonMaster +36m +1 / -0
    :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast:

  Llamayoda +53m +1 / -0
  :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :m

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-08-12T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit has a struggle session about black people
URL: {REDDIT: r/nextfuckinglevel a_guy_named_tyrone}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +15m +6 / -0
>One of my favorite moments in the movie was when he was talking to the kids about how he was afraid of the deep sea and a black kid says "don't be, it's just water" and he looks at him and says "you're right, it is" and they all break out laughing
:#!marseyxd:ed

  LlamaBean +1h +4 / -0
  I like that part too. :marseywholesome:

Proctologist +3h +1 / -0
I love the movie, and I love that scene, but this is a really poorly edited video.eded
:marseyxd:eded

  Llamayoda +2m +1 / -0
  :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-03-10T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dramanauts have a great new destination
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/loveforlandlords
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Landphobia is a hate crime
COMMENTS: N/A, the jannies have banned you for violating Rule 1., the jannies have banned you for violating Rule 1., the jannies have banned you for violating Rule 1., the jannies have banned you for violating Rule 1., the jannies have banned you for violating Rule 1. because this isn't drama. If you have a complaint, go [here](https://rdrama.net/contact) and tell the mods what you think.
Rejoice!
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +2m +1 / -0
No one cares about your Reddit drama, loser., the jannies have banned you for violating Rule 1. because this isn't drama. If you have a complaint, go [here](https://rdrama.net/contact) and tell the mods what you think.
{IMG}, the jannies have banned you for violating Rule 1. because this isn't drama. If you have a complaint, go [here](https://rdrama.net/contact) and tell the mods what you think., the jannies have banned you for violating Rule 1. because this isn't drama. If you have a complaint, go [here](https://rdrama.net/contact) and tell the mods what you think., the jannies have banned you for violating Rule 1. because this isn't drama. If you have a complaint, go [here](https://rdrama.net/contact) and tell the mods what you think., the jannies have banned you for violating Rule 1. because this isn't drama. If you have a complaint, go [here](https://rdrama.net/contact) and tell the mods what you think., the jannies have banned you for violating Rule 1. because this isn't drama. If you have a complaint, go [here](https://rdrama.net/contact) and tell the mods what you think., the jannies have banned you for violating Rule 1. because this isn't drama. If you have a complaint, go [here

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2023-03-16T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Do you think I’m fat?
URL: {REDDIT: r/PlusSize do_you_think_im_fat}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +1m +23 / -0
>no arms
>no legs
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  peepeehands +1m +13 / -0
  :#marseychonkerfoid:

  Llamayoda +10m +11 / -0
  Lmao
  {IMG}

    johnnypoop +4m +10 / -0
    Bruh the fat on the back of her head is giving me major cracka vibes

      Llamayoda +1m +5 / -0
      Her face is just as busted

        johnnypoop +2m +6 / -0
        The nose is the cherry on top

    peepeehands +12m +5 / -0
    :#marseywould:

    iStillMissEd +1h +3 / -0
    > {IMG}
    I'd fuck her if she lost 50 lbs

BigBussyHunter +6m +19 / -0
> i’ve been diagnosed with a mental disorder called BED (Binge Eating Disorder)
:marseychonkerfoidpuke:
> and i have the constant thought of being fat and people thinking im fat in my head.
:marseybrainlet: I have a disorder that causes me to binge eat, but I'm also constantly worried about being fat. Curious.
> i’m 24 years old
:marseywall:
> I’m 5’3”
:marseymanlet:
> and i weigh 140 lbs
:marseyobesescale:
> i have a very small frame so i feel like i’m a lot bigger
:marseycope:
> i have a really big belly
:marseychonkerfoidpuke:
> my boobs are really big
:marseybooba:
> and my hips are wide
:marseychonkerfoid:
> i’m just really insecure about my body
:autism:
> my face is

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AUTHOR: Llamayoda
DATE: 2022-10-10T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Anyone else notice how trans people are treated as a monolith? : AskReddit
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit anyone_else_notice_how_trans_people_are_treated}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SmallNips +3m +14 / -0
> Some people don’t understand that trans people are a diverse group. They don’t understand that trans people have different views, opinions, interests, and experiences, just like cis people.
Trans people are diverse. But only in a superficial way. They're all the same in the way that they're mentally ill, delusional, and narcissistic.

  Wuzizname +1h +6 / -0
  They all have a penis or vagina they just want to use the opposite sex's facilities. It's not that hard to understand.

GT +13m +10 / -0
:marseyxd: is this the first time someone has noticed

  Wuzizname +1h +5 / -0
  I'm not sure if this person is trolling but I feel like this person is going to be in for a rude awakening if they ever leave the internet and talk to real people IRL.

arsey +1h +4 / -0
> Yeah, it's a bit like the "All women are the same" argument. But it's the same with race, age, mental health and sexuality. It's a lazy and ignorant way of thinking
We all know what this person means.

  Wuzizname +4m +4 / -0
  All women are the same, it's true.

Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
> I've seen it happen to lesbians, too. We're all a monolith. We're all the same, we're all whores, we're all aggressive, we're all boring, we're all ugly, we're all crazy, we're all whatever. Just because we are lesbians doesn't mean we're all the same.
We're all the same because we're all lesbians. We're all women and thus women are the same.
:#marseyconfused:

  Wuzizname +24m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-07-03T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyvaxmaxx: Vaxxmaxxers BTFO as the Chinese :marseyjewoftheorient: just released a variant :marseycovidscare: that is resistant to all vaccines. :marseydead:
URL: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/omicron-covid-variant-hong-kong-china
VOTES: +102 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> A new variant of the coronavirus that is more infectious than the Omicron strain has been detected in China, prompting the country to close schools and businesses and restrict travel.
> The new variant, which is being called BA.2.12.1, is said to be 25% more transmissible than Omicron, according to the Wall Street Journal. It was first discovered in Hong Kong, which has seen a rise in cases, but it has since been detected in other countries, including the United States.
> China has begun testing all passengers who arrived from Hong Kong and has begun an investigation of the origin of the new variant. The Chinese government has also shut down schools in Beijing and Shanghai, and restricted travel between the two cities, according to the South China Morning Post.
> The new variant has also been detected in other parts of the world. The United Kingdom has detected the variant in 20 cases, according to the BBC, and the United States has detected it in 15 cases, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
> The new variant is said to be more contagious than Omicron, but it is not yet clear how severe it is. The World Health Organization has said that it is not a cause for alarm, but that it is important to monitor the situation closely.
> The new variant is just the latest in a series of coronavirus mutations that have emerged since the pandemic began. The first variant, which was detected in China in 2019, was named D614G. It was followed by the Alpha variant, which was first detected in the United Kingdom in 2020. The Beta variant was first detected in South Africa in 2020, and the Gamma variant was first detected in Brazil in 2021.
> The Omicron variant, which was first detected in South Africa in 2021

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-01-05T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyvampire: VAMPIRE HUNT :marseyvampire:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@carpathianflorist
@Aevann
@schizocel
@duck
@Soren
@Enrico_Motassa
@UraniumDonGER
@Joan_Wayne_Gacy
@DrTransmisia
@The_Homocracy
@YALLAHblessYoTraplord
@GigaVaccinator
@Klenvastergan
@geese_suck
@Dramarama
@AltAccountOkapi
@Absinthe
@FrozenChosen
@Akumuyume
@Landlord_Messiah
@FardAndShid
@Marco
@TheTroubleWithPibbles
@Penny
@BigBussyHunter
@NeedForStuffing
@Intervention
@YakubianPhysics
@Crisco
@The_Homocracy
@Dramamine
@Pog
@HeyMoon
@MarseyIsMyWaifu
@MrPenny
@PennyKong
@JoeBiden
@Shreddedmanlet
@chiobu
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathianflorist
@carpathian

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-01-19T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for Russia as they lose the war in 2 weeks
URL: https://www.aa.com.tr/en/russia-ukraine-war/ukraine-military-officials-claim-russian-fighter-jet-downed-over-belarus/2907517
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Ukrainian military officials claim Russian fighter jet downed over Belarus
> According to an unofficial source cited by Ukrainian news outlet UA News, the Russian fighter jet, which was shot down over Belarus, was a Su-34 attack jet.
> UA News said that the fighter jet was shot down by a Patriot missile that was launched from Poland.
> The article also stated that the pilot of the fighter jet, which was shot down, survived the incident.
> The article added that Ukrainian intelligence officials are still trying to determine whether the fighter jet was part of a Russian military exercise or a routine flight.
> According to UA News, the downing of the Russian fighter jet over Belarus comes as tensions between Kyiv and Moscow continue to escalate.
> The incident also comes as Ukraine is preparing for a counteroffensive against Russian forces in the eastern regions of the country.
> The downing of the Russian fighter jet over Belarus is the latest in a series of incidents that have occurred in the region in recent months.
> In July, a Russian fighter jet was shot down over the Black Sea, killing two pilots.
> In August, a Russian helicopter was shot down over the Black Sea, killing two crew members.
> In September, a Russian fighter jet was shot down over the Black Sea, killing three pilots.
> In October, a Russian fighter jet was shot down over the Black Sea, killing two pilots.
> In November, a Russian fighter jet was shot down over the Black Sea, killing three pilots.
> In December, a Russian fighter jet was shot down over the Black Sea, killing two pilots.
> The downing of the Russian fighter jet over Belarus is the latest in a series of incidents that have occurred in the region in recent months.
COMMENTS:
Communist_spez +5m +9 / -0
> UA News said that the fighter jet was shot down by a Patriot missile that was launched from Poland.
> The article also stated that the pilot of the fighter

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-04-07T13Z
HOLE: slavshit
TITLE: Ukraine pulls the "we're not dead yet" card
URL: {TWEET: ukraine_map}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +3h +2 / -0
{IMG}
https://rdrama.net/post/157908/didnt-realize-south-africa-was-in/3869293#context
the comments are worth reading, even if you disagree with the premise of the post.//3869293#context
this is a serious post. it's a good post. it's a serious good post. it's a serious good post which is serious.

  lmao +3m +1 / -0
  I agree, South Africa is fucked

    whyareyou +2m +2 / -0
    I'm not sure about that. I think there's a chance we could turn things around. You can always build a new country, and the rest of the world is a big place/ 3869293#context
    https://rdrama.net/post/157908/didnt-realize-south-africa-was-in/3869302#context
    I'm just saying, we could do this again.

      lmao +3m +2 / -0
      I agree. We should go back to the 1980's and try again/ 3869302#context
      https://rdrama.net/post/157908/didnt-realize-south-africa-was-in/3869302#context
      This time we will do it right.

        whyareyou +1m +2 / -0
        You're not wrong. I am saying, the last 50 years have been a failure, but we can still fix it. There are other options. We don't have to go back to the 1980's. We can do this again. We can do this again. We can do this again.

          lmao +4m +2 / -0
          I agree. We should go back

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-12-17T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyxd:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +122 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
X +3m +67 / -0
{IMG}

  lmao +1m +35 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  Flibbertigibbet +29m +22 / -0
  {IMG}

  userturkey13 +3h +10 / -0
  :#marseyill:

  Bussy_Annihilator +5h +8 / -0
  Is that a Marsey in the background?

    X +2h +8 / -0
    :#marseyagree:

  iStillMissEd +3h +6 / -0
  I miss my ex, she used to say shit like this

    X +4h +5 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

    Bussy_Annihilator +1h +4 / -0
    Why didn't you have sex with her?

      iStillMissEd +18m +4 / -0
      I was a virgin until I was 25

        Bussy_Annihilator +3m +4 / -0
        :marseyshook:

        Fat_Cock_Brock +13h +2 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:

  JohnDevereaux +8h +5 / -0
  >'scuse me
  {IMG}

  eva_isaKONG +4h +4 / -0
  tfw no marsey gf

    X +2h +3 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

  aminobastard +16h +2 / -0
  :#marseyblush:

aqouta +11m +25 / -0
Is this the death of the rightoid?

  Flibbertigibbet +22m +27 / -0
  {IMG}

    aqouta +13m +13 / -0
    The phrase is "you will never be a woman"

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-05-11T20Z
HOLE: slavshit
TITLE: :marseyazov: We have the best soldiers :marseyazov2:
URL: {TWEET: AZgeopolitics}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I can't tell if this is real or not but I'm going to assume it's true because it's funny.
COMMENTS:
KinoBushido +4m +20 / -0
This is just like when the US was running their own PMC in Ukraine

  lmao +6m +11 / -0
  Yeah except the US guys were probably actually good at war.

  6-9 +15h +5 / -1
  :#marseybrainlet:
  You're literally a retard. This is a Ukrainian PMC not some US PMC. You're so fucking stupid I'm going to puke in your mouth if you don't delete this comment.

    KinoBushido +56m +8 / -0
    {IMG}
    {IMG}
    I will never delete my comment

      6-9 +3h +3 / -0
      That's the point of the PMC. You're the one who's retarded, not me.

        KinoBushido +5m +2 / -0
        Oh wow, I'm so retarded, I didn't even know that. A PMC is a private military company. Do you not speak English?

          6-9 +3m +2 / -0
          No, PMC is a type of military unit in Russia and Ukraine, not a private military company. It's a completely different thing.

            KinoBushido +1m +3 / -0
            A private military company is a private company that provides military services, typically armed security. So it's a type of private company that provides military services. I don't know why you're so confused.

              6-9 +3m +2 / -0
              I know what a PMC is, I just didn't know the term is also used in the US to mean a private military company. Now I do.

                KinoBushido +1m +3 / -0
                :#marseybrainlet:
                You're the one who's confused.

                  6-9 +

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-03-09T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak:
URL: {TWEET: nayibbukele}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A to be a good post to be a good post to be a good post
COMMENTS:
ElectricFencePence +2h +3 / -0
Lmao, how could they be so incompetent? to be a good post

  lmao +2h +3 / -0
  >he doesn't know
  :marseysmug2: to be a good post

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
:#marseylaugh:
He's so funny to be a good post to be a good post

  lmao +3h +1 / -0
  The best part is that this is a guy who's pretty serious about security. His whole thing is that he's trying to prevent this exact kind of thing from happening and it's still happening. How? No idea, but it's funny. to be a good post

whyareyou +4h +1 / -0
>bukenigger
:marseycringe2: to be a good post

  lmao +5m +1 / -0
  :marseyconfused: I dont get it. What's wrong with that? :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-09-02T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bong "Journalist" asks the question on everyone's mind: Are Ukrainians :marseyazov2: actually fascists? :marseyhorseshoe:
URL: {TWEET: mattyglesias}
VOTES: +69 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The Ukrainian government says it's fighting against Russian imperialism. But it's also fighting against Russian imperialism by embracing a neo-fascist movement.
> It's a problem that's as old as the Cold War.
:#marseyconfused:
COMMENTS:
Communist_spez +1m +70 / -0
> But it's also fighting against Russian imperialism by embracing a neo-fascist movement.
yes, but they are fighting for a free and independent Ukraine not to save russia from its own imperialism

  lmao +1m +47 / -0
  >They are fighting for a free and independent Ukraine
  So is Russia but the :marseyjourno: is not concerned with that.

    Communist_spez +2m +41 / -0
    because russia is fascist and ukraine is not

      lmao +5m +33 / -0
      :marseyagreefast:

      dont_log_me_out +3h +8 / -0
      > russia is fascist
      > ukraine is not
      :marseythonk:

        Communist_spez +1m +9 / -0
        russia is fascist ukraine is a social democracy

          dont_log_me_out +1m +8 / -0
          Ukraine is fascists.

            Communist_spez +2m +9 / -0
            no, ukraine is a social democracy, russia is fascist

              dont_log_me_out +1m +7 / -0
              Ukraine is fascists.

                Communist_spez +1m +9 / -0
                no, ukraine is a social democracy, russia is fascist

                  dont_log_me_out +1m +5 / -0
                  Ukraine is fascists.

                    Communist_spez +1m +8 / -0
                    no, ukraine is a social democracy, russia is fascist

                      dont_log_me_out +1m +5 / -0
                      Ukraine

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-04-21T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhappening: Putin releases 100,000 convicts from prison to fight for Russia :marseyhappening:
URL: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65364596
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseysal:
COMMENTS:
BushWasRight +33m +13 / -0
It's not even as bad as it sounds, only 30000 are actually going to the front.
https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2023/04/21/7409008/index.amp
> The prisoners were taken to the penal units of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia, which, as noted by the head of the Ministry of Justice, will be sent to the front line only after the end of the spring offensive, since at the moment it is necessary to ensure the safety of the country's borders.
> The remaining 30,000 prisoners are already in the penal units of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation and will be sent to the front only after the end of the spring offensive.

  lmao +11m +13 / -0
  >its not even as bad as it sounds
  >theyre only sending them to the front after theyre done with their prison sentences
  :#marseyxdoubt:

  WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +3 / -0
  So it’s a meme like I told you I seen them from Russian penal units being used in Ukraine. Most of them are not even in Russian prisons

    BushWasRight +11m +4 / -0
    > So it’s a meme
    Yes, the prison thing is a meme. That's what I'm saying.

      WeihnachtenSalvador +30m +3 / -0
      I ain’t r-slur, you told me it’s not as bad as it sounds but in reality it’s even more bad

        BushWasRight +1m +4 / -0
        > you told me it’s not as bad as it sounds
        No, I said it's not as bad as it sounds

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-07-28T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chad Stabs: Foid is stabbed to death by random guy in London
URL: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-62341299
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
dafoe +15m +10 / -0
> The victim had been stabbed 13 times
Oh no

  whyareyou +2h +2 / -0
  12 times in the back with a broken bottle, 1 to the chest

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +14m +4 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  whyareyou +2h +2 / -0
  Aww sweet, the one with the nigger in a suit, in a wig, and with a fake gun!

CantWakeUpJPG +28m +3 / -0
:#marseydead:

whyareyou +2h +3 / -0
Aren't these the same people who want the government to protect them from themselves? why are people in London afraid to call the police about a stabbing?

  lmao +2m +3 / -0
  There is a point where you just stop caring lol

    whyareyou +4m +3 / -0
    There is a point where you can't just walk away from the problem, though

      lmao +4m +3 / -0
      You mean get stabbed? :marseystonetoss:

        whyareyou +1m +2 / -0
        No. The stabbing is the problem. The stabber is the problem. The government that allows this to happen is the problem.

          lmao +10m +3 / -0
          The problem is this guy:
          {IMG}

            whyareyou +3m +3 / -0
            This is a problem. The problem is that the people who are supposed to do something about it don't, so we have to figure out what to do about it instead.

              lmao +11m +3 / -0
              :marseysigh:

                whyareyou +49m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-02-26T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How are redditors so consistently wrong? :marseyconfused:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A lot of people are apparently saying that the guy is in Ukraine right now. I've seen people claiming it, I've seen people calling it out as bullshit, but it seems like the majority of people just blindly believe that its true. As if a guy would just go off to Ukraine after all that shit went down and not tell his wife. Its just baffling to me. I would think the majority of people would look at this and say "Its probably bullshit because this guy is so close to the border that he wouldn't just go over there and not tell his wife." But apparently not.
I guess I just don't get it. Are these people so desperate to believe that Ukraine is a completely different country than Russia that they don't even question things like this? Its really just weird to me.
COMMENTS:
Tardish +1m +18 / -0
> Are these people so desperate to believe that Ukraine is a completely different country than Russia
No, they are just retarded

  lmao +2m +11 / -0
  I feel like they are just so desperate to believe that Ukraine is a different country than Russia that they don't even question the obvious bullshit in this story. Its just weird to me.

    Tardish +2m +11 / -0
    > I feel like they are just so desperate to believe that Ukraine is a different country than Russia that they don't even question the obvious bullshit in this story. Its just weird to me.
    Yes

    TariqNasheed +2m +6 / -0
    > I feel like they are just so desperate to believe that Ukraine is a different country than Russia that they don't even question the obvious bullshit in this story. Its just weird to me.
    Yes

      lmao +1m +6 / -0
      :marseyshrug: I don't know. It just seems to me that these people are so desperate to believe that Ukraine is a different country than Russia that they don't even question the obvious bullshit in this story. Its just weird to me.

        TariqNasheed +2m +8 /

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-01-20T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.gocomics.com/crotoons/2023/01/20
COMMENTS:
returd +11m +13 / -0
What is the context of this comic?

  lmao +2m +15 / -0
  She's just a really cool chick

    ElectricFencePence +18m +10 / -0
    :#marseyxdoubt:

    returd +1h +4 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

ChristoffWChanderson +20m +10 / -0
It's a good comic!

  lmao +2m +9 / -0
  :marseyagreefast: W. Chanderson is an amazing artist

    ChristoffWChanderson +1m +7 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

      lmao +3m +6 / -0
      {IMG}

        ChristoffWChanderson +3m +7 / -0
        :#marseyagreefast:

  911roofer +1h +3 / -0
  :marseydisagree::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyrag

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-03-01T13Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseyblackface:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +3m +4 / -0
:#marseyblackface:y

  Penny +3m +4 / -0
  :#marseyblackface:y

911roofer +44m +2 / -0
It’s a good showyy

lmao +25s +1 / -0
{MP4}y

  lmao +18s +1 / -0
  {MP4}cotty

    lmao +19s +1 / -0
    {MP4}cotty

      lmao +18s +1 / -0
      {MP4}cotty

        lmao +22s +1 / -0
        {MP4}cotty

          lmao +16s +1 / -0
          {MP4}cotty

            lmao +18s +1 / -0
            {MP4}cotty

              lmao +19s +1 / -0
              {MP4}cotty

                lmao +16s +1 / -0
                {MP4}cotty

                  lmao +16s +1 / -0
                  {MP4}cotty

                    lmao +18s +1 / -0
                    {MP4}cotty

                      lmao +17s +1 / -0
                      {MP4}cotty

                        lmao +17s +1 / -0
                        {MP4}cotty

                          lmao +16s +1 / -0
                          {MP4}cotty

                            lmao +16s +1 / -0
                            {MP4}cotty

                      lmao +20s +1 / -0
                      {MP4}cotty

                        lmao +17s +1 / -0
                        {MP4}cotty

                          lmao +18s +1

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-10-12T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover::marseyitsover::marseyitsover::marseyitsover::marseyitsover::marseyitsover::marseyitsover::marseyitsover::marseyitsover::marseyitsover::marseyitsover::marseyitsover:
URL: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-63256412
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +7 / -0
:#marseyitsover:

corp +5m +7 / -0
> The 72-year-old author was found dead on 10 October in the home he shared with his wife in the suburb of Rancho Palos Verdes.
> The Los Angeles County Medical Examiner-Coroner's Office said the cause of death was "undetermined".
> It was the second of his two recent deaths.
> His first death was in June, when a helicopter he was piloting crashed near his home in Malibu.
> Mr Burroughs, who was a pilot, had been flying his helicopter to the Malibu airport, but the craft lost power and crashed in a residential area.
> The helicopter's owner said the crash was caused by a loss of fuel, and that Mr Burroughs had been unable to contact the tower controller for help.
> Mr Burroughs was on the ground when the crash happened, but suffered no serious injuries.
> He was later released from hospital, but died from his injuries at a hospital in Los Angeles on 10 October.
> His wife, who was also in the helicopter, suffered minor injuries and was released from hospital the next day.
> Mr Burroughs was the author of the 2019 book The New York Times and The Washington Post, which was about the relationship between the two newspapers.
> He had previously written The Great American Novel, about the relationship between the United States and Canada, and The Great American Novel 2: The Next 25 Years, which was about the future of the two countries.
> Mr Burroughs was also the author of The Great American Novel

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-09-07T16Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: I was about to post this to /h/slackernews but this hole got created at the same time I posted it so now its here
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
lmao +19m +2 / -0
{IMG}eded

  lmao +43s +2 / -0
  {IMG} it doesnt work

    lmao +1m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      lmao +5m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        lmao +1m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          lmao +2m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            lmao +1m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              lmao +23s +2 / -0
              {IMG}ed

                lmao +39s +2 / -0
                {IMG} it doesnt work

                  lmao +5m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    lmao +1m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      lmao +2m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        lmao +1m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}ed

                          lmao +43s +2 / -0
                          {IMG} it doesnt work

                            lmao +5m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

              IslamWasRightAboutWomen +2h +2 / -0
              That's pretty neat actually, not sure how it works but I'm impressed

                lmao +3m +2 / -0
                {IMG} it just works

                  IslamWasRightAboutWomen +4m +2 / -0
                  :#marseyspecialpat:ed

                    lmao +4m +2 / -0
                    {IMG} it doesnt work

                      IslamWasRightAboutWomen +10m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        lmao +5m +2 / -0
                        {IMG} :marseygivecrown:

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-02-16T20Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseybrainlet::marseyshooting:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +48 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Hopalong_McGurk +14m +13 / -0
{IMG}

  FormerLurKONG +2h +7 / -0
  {IMG}
  New Stonetoss
  :#marseyxd:

    Hopalong_McGurk +14m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

    aminobastard +39m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

  1 +2h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

Mello_luvr +24m +8 / -0
>500 IQ
:marseydisagree: :marseysmugretard:

  lmao +21m +9 / -0
  This is the thing that is going to kill me.
  {IMG}

    Mello_luvr +1m +9 / -0
    :marseydisagree:

      lmao +5m +8 / -0
      {IMG}

        Mello_luvr +4m +6 / -0
        :marseydisagree:

          lmao +2m +7 / -0
          {IMG}

            Mello_luvr +2m +7 / -0
            :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree:

              lmao +4m +7 / -0
              {IMG}

                Mello_luvr +3m +5 / -0
                :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree:

                  lmao +2m +4 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Mello_luvr +2m +5 / -0
                    :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree:

                      lmao +5m +4 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Mello_luvr +2m +5 / -0
                        :marseydisagree: :marse

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-04-03T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseydead:
URL: {TWEET: disclosetv}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseydead:
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +4m +13 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  lmao +1m +10 / -0
  {IMG}

    Dramamine +2m +13 / -0
    {IMG}

      UruguayanIguana +5m +6 / -0
      :#marseyxd:

  UruguayanIguana +6m +5 / -0
  I'd rather have a new Marsey any day

    Dramamine +4m +5 / -0
    We need a :marseymisinformation: Marsey that's like a :marseyairquotes: but with the airquotes being :marseyairquotes: instead of the quotation marks.

  UraniumDonGER +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseydeadhorse:

  Transformers +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseymisinformation:

SpookyFartMan69 +6m +6 / -0
He's not dead he's just on a vacation

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +2 / -0
This is the result of years of pureblood inbreedingaa

  911roofer +1h +2 / -0
  The inbreeding is why he has such a great ass.

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +1 / -0
    The inbreeding is why he's bald

      911roofer +1m +2 / -0
      The inbreeding is why he’s got that ass

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
        The inbreeding is why he's bald

          911roofer +58s +2 / -0
          The inbreeding is why he’s got that ass

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +2 / -0
            The inbreeding

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-11-25T18Z
HOLE: slavshit
TITLE: I just wanted to say that the Ukrainian flag was a very poor choice for the Christmas event. :marseysoycrytremble:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You've always been terrible at picking flags for the Christmas event and this year is no exception. The Ukrainian flag is not festive. It is a symbol of war and division. It is a flag of a nation that is currently at war with its neighbor. It is a flag that represents a nation that is currently being invaded and bombed. It is a flag that represents a nation that is currently being invaded by its neighbor. It is a flag that represents a nation that is currently being invaded by its neighbor. It is a flag that represents a nation that is currently being invaded by its neighbor. It is a flag that represents a nation that is currently being invaded by its neighbor.
The Ukrainian flag is not festive. It is a flag of war and division. It is a flag of a nation that is currently at war with its neighbor. It is a flag that represents a nation that is currently being invaded and bombed. It is a flag that represents a nation that is currently being invaded by its neighbor. It is a flag that represents a nation that is currently being invaded by its neighbor. It is a flag that represents a nation that is currently being invaded by its neighbor. It is a flag that represents a nation that is currently being invaded by its neighbor.
The Ukrainian flag is not festive. It is a flag of war and division. It is a flag of a nation that is currently at war with its neighbor. It is a flag that represents a nation that is currently being invaded and bombed. It is a flag that represents a nation that is currently being invaded by its neighbor. It is a flag that represents a nation that is currently being invaded by its neighbor. It is a flag that represents a nation that is currently being invaded by its neighbor. It is a flag that represents a nation that is currently being invaded by its neighbor.
The Ukrainian flag is not festive. It is a flag of war and division. It is a flag of a nation that is currently at war with its neighbor. It is a flag that represents a nation that is currently being invaded and bombed. It is a flag that represents a nation that is currently being invaded by its neighbor. It

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-02-23T17Z
HOLE: slavshit
TITLE: :marseypopcorntime:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BushWasRight +2m +3 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases:ing

lmao +2m +2 / -0
{IMG}ed

  BushWasRight +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:ed

  WeihnachtenSalvador +2m +1 / -0
  It’s over

    BushWasRight +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases:ed

      WeihnachtenSalvador +3m +1 / -0
      It’s over
      {IMG}

        BushWasRight +2m +3 / -0
        :#marseymanysuchcases:ed

          WeihnachtenSalvador +4m +1 / -0
          It’s over
          {IMG}

            BushWasRight +5m +3 / -0
            :#marseymanysuchcases:ed

              WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +1 / -0
              It’s over
              {IMG}

                BushWasRight +53m +3 / -0
                :#marseymanysuchcases:ed

                  WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +1 / -0
                  It’s over
                  {IMG}

                    BushWasRight +11m +3 / -0
                    :#marseymanysuchcases:ed

                      WeihnachtenSalvador +2m +1 / -0
                      It’s over
                      {IMG}

                        BushWasRight +3m +3 / -0
                        :#marseymanysuchcases:ed

                          WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +1 / -0
                          It’s over
                          {IMG}

                            BushWasRight +1m +3 / -0
                            :#marseymanysuchcases:ed

  WeihnachtenSalvador +15m +1 / -0
  It’s over

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-10-09T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseygoodnight:
URL: {TWEET: TheInsiderPaper}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
H +2m +10 / -0
Why are they so bad at writing?

  BigBussyHunter +1m +6 / -0
  They are living in a shit world and are not writing about it. They are writing about a world of their imagination, so they can't write. It's like asking an architect to build a building without a blueprint.

  lmao +2m +3 / -0
  They don't like you

  Gibberish +42m +3 / -0
  I think it's because they're focusing on the "anti-hate" part of their role and not the "journalism" part.

  jackie +3h +1 / -0
  They are bad at every job they do, including the only one they are good at: being a grifter

lmao +1m +6 / -0
> [The fact that it has to be stated is a problem]({TWEET: TheInsiderPaper})
:#marseybrainlet:

  Allende +2h +2 / -0
  Don't be rude. People need to be told to not be retarded.

    lmao +1m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

  nun01 +2m +1 / -0
  {TWEET: TheInsiderPaper}
  :#marseybrainlet:

KAT_B0T +16m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  lmao +5m +3 / -0
  I don't know what this is but I'm sure it's funny

    KAT_B0T +11m +1 / -0
    It’s a pic of a protest they had in cali, just bc the establishment doesn’t like it, doesn’t mean it’s not funny

      lmao +1m +1 / -0
      I'm sure it is. I just don't know what it is about because I don't follow the news and don't know what any of those

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-02-27T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I will be creating a new hole for the sole purpose of posting fun/interesting stories that I come across on the internet. Please feel free to post in this hole.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseywave2:
COMMENTS:
JimothyX7 +2m +6 / -0
You do it for free
:#marseyxd:

  lmao +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

  BigBussyHunter +25m +3 / -0
  :marseymanysuchcases:

X +3m +3 / -0
https://rdrama.net/post/149564/rolex-hoaxer-gets-marseybaited-into-a

Hordofboars +1h +2 / -0
Did you post this for fun? Or for interest? :marseythinkorino:

  lmao +3m +3 / -0
  Yes.

  HOTEP +3m +2 / -0
  :marseythinkorino::marseythinkorino::marseythinkorino::marseythinkorino::marseythinkorino::marseythinkorino::marseythinkorino::marseythinkorino::marseythinkorino:

RedFox1 +1h +2 / -0
https://rdrama.net/h/random/post/149707/one-of-the-most-entertaining-posts
https://rdrama.net/post/149687/marseyflagiran-scientist-who-claims-to-have
https://rdrama.net/post/149658/elon-marseyelonmusk-marseybrainlet-is-fucking-retarded

  lmao +13m +2 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

TariqNasheed +2h +2 / -0
I’m pretty sure you can just post anything here

  lmao +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

    TariqNasheed +2

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-11-09T19Z
HOLE: mnn
TITLE: Schizos have hijacked the USS Liberty, a ship that was actually attacked by the Israelis in 1967. :marseyschizowall:
URL: https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/09/politics/uss-liberty-ship-breach-hijacking-intl/index.html
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyschizowall: :marseyschizowall: :marseyschizowall:
COMMENTS:
Elon_SUSk +1h +2 / -0
:#marseysaluteisrael:s

lmao +52s +2 / -0
:#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseyschizowall::#marseysch

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-08-08T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Marsey is a private now
COMMENTS:
Roadrash +1m +4 / -0
Can someone do a marsey with a musket and bayonet? I'm too lazy.

  lmao +5m +2 / -0
  I'll try. I don't have any experience drawing though.

    Roadrash +2m +2 / -0
    I'll give you a goomblebux bounty of 1000 if you manage to do it and post it

      lmao +1m +2 / -0
      :marseythumbsup:

lmao +1m +3 / -0
Also I didn't see a "draw a marsey with a weapon" badge. I'll send a picture to carp if he wants.

  Roadrash +2m +3 / -0
  I think that was taken out of the rotation, because it's really hard to add a new badge after you've introduced like 50 different ones

  carpathianflorist +1m +3 / -0
  No badge for weapons, but there’s a badge for marseys that are too obscure :marseylove:

    lmao +4m +2 / -0
    I'll keep that in mind. I was thinking about maybe a marsey wearing a dunce cap. I'll probably make that one first.

    lmao +14m +2 / -0
    Here is a quick and dirty one
    {IMG}

      carpathianflorist +3m +2 / -0
      :#marseyfry:

        lmao +1m +2 / -0
        :marseyagree:

Certifiedbussyoperator +2m +2 / -0
:marseyblackcock:

lmao +10m +2 / -0
I have a gun but I don't want to get banned for posting it here.

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-02-12T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhillary::marseyhillarybackstab:Hillary Clinton :marseyhillary::marseyhillarybackstab: gets dunked on by a literal :marseyflagbelarus: dictator.
URL: {TWEET: HillaryClinton}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Shreddedmanlet +7m +17 / -0
LMAO, she's actually seething so hard.
:#marseyxd:

  GT +28m +12 / -0
  She's mad her daughter is a literal whore that's been dragged into every scandal possible and her husband who looks like an over the hill actor was involved in one of the biggest scandals of our lifetime

    Shreddedmanlet +3m +7 / -0
    LMAO, I hate her so much. She's the perfect example of a narcissistic foid who believes her own propaganda. She'll never admit she's wrong, even when the world is laughing at her.

  lmao +4m +7 / -0
  {GIF}

  pizzashill +2h +6 / -1
  Lmao even her own faggot simps are dunking on her.

  whyareyou +4h +3 / -0
  she's seething because she's the reason he's a dictator

ElectricFencePence +35m +13 / -0
I always wondered how a career bureaucrat like Hillary got to be a politician.
The answer is that she married a rich guy who is a politician.

  Shreddedmanlet +1h +4 / -0
  It's truly amazing how she got to be Secretary of State too. She's a uniquely incompetent politician, she's a worse Secretary of State than the average 15 year old intern at State.

  pizzashill +2h +4 / -1
  I mean she's a career politician. She's a career politician who happens to be a woman.
  The "career bureaucrat" thing is just a lie she tells herself and her base, her early life is incredibly interesting. Her parents were active in the civil rights movement. Her dad was a lawyer that

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-09-12T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How do you get banned from r/NonCredibleDefense
URL: N/A
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I just got banned from r/noncredibledefense for saying "I'd rather be banned from r/noncredibledefense than r/askgaybros". :marseyshrug: I didn't even break any rules.
Did they just ban me for being a marsey user? :marseyhmm:
COMMENTS:
X +1m +17 / -0
:#marseywrongthonk:

  lmao +1m +12 / -0
  Lol im not gay i just have a really good sense of humor

    Dick_Dastardly +15m +9 / -0
    > Lol im not gay
    :#marseynotesglow:

      lmao +1m +8 / -0
      :marseyxd:

    IslamWasRightAboutWomen +4h +3 / -0
    No you're gay, it's just that you have a really bad sense of humor

      lmao +10m +3 / -0
      I'm sorry to hear that you're gay, but I don't think I have a bad sense of humor. :marseyshrug:

        IslamWasRightAboutWomen +2h +2 / -0
        It's okay, you can be gay too :marseylove:

          lmao +1m +2 / -0
          Thanks, but I don't think I am gay. :marseylove:

            IslamWasRightAboutWomen +29m +2 / -0
            You can be as straight as you want, it doesn't change the fact that you have a bad sense of humor :marseyblowkiss:

              lmao +22m +2 / -0
              Well I think you have a bad sense of humor. :marseyblowkiss:

                IslamWasRightAboutWomen +1m +2 / -0
                If you think I have a bad sense of humor, then you don't have a good sense of humor. :marseybigbrain:

                  lmao +1m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-10-10T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Woman's breasts are the best source of nutrition for a baby :marseywholesome:
URL: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/some-breast-feeding-women-may-need-vegan-formulas-babies-bottle-feedin-rcna51543
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +14 / -0
:marseydisagree:
What kind of animal do these women think they are?

  whyareyou +1h +4 / -0
  they're women so they are animals already

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
  The only animal that I know of which feeds its babies with hormones and toxins instead of milk is the cow. So probably cows

whyareyou +1h +4 / -0
> Milk is the best source of nutrition for babies.
:marseyagreefast:
> The milk supply of some vegan mothers who breastfeed may be too low in protein and fat to meet the nutritional needs of their babies, prompting some to supplement with a non-dairy formula, a new study suggests.
:marseydisagree:

GT +16m +3 / -0
this has to be a psyop to make people think veganism is sustainable

  whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
  it is

    GT +5m +2 / -0
    it is not sustainable for the human race

      whyareyou +2m +1 / -0
      it is, if you count the human race as extinct

        GT +43m +2 / -0
        i think you mean the human race as a race

          whyareyou +5m +1 / -0
          i mean the human race as a race, you mean the human race as a race

            GT +3m +2 / -0
            :#marseybigbrain:

              whyareyou +14m +1 / -0
              :marseyawardretard:

                GT +1m +2 / -0
                :#marseyawardretard:

                  whyareyou +3m +1 / -

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-07-06T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyreportercnn: Breaking: Rocket Daddy :marseyelonmusk: is now tweeting :marseybluecheck: in support of :marseyflagukraine: Ukraine. :marseyputin: Putin is seething :marseyrage: :marseyseethe: and calling for :marseyshooting: total Twitter death :marseybluecheck:
URL: {TWEET: elonmusk}
VOTES: +70 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
:marseyputin: :marseycensored:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +57 / -0
#factcheck

  Avalon +10m +28 / -0
  #factcheck

    BussySlayer +5m +30 / -0
    #factcheck

      FoidBlaster +2m +23 / -0
      #factcheck

        KangThaConqueror +6m +22 / -0
        #factcheck

          Awoo +16m +15 / -0
          #factcheck

            pizzashill +1m +15 / -0
            #factcheck

              SaveUsUncleTed +2m +13 / -0
              #factcheck

                DrFateHoids +4m +13 / -0
                #factcheck

                  DrFateHoids +11s +13 / -0
                  :marseysweating:

                  gospamsomewhereelse +1h +4 / -0
                  #factcheck

                    gospamsomewhereelse +16s +4 / -0
                    :#marseydead:

          JohnDevereaux +2h +1 / -0
          #factcheck

      TheOverSeether +1h +14 / -0
      #factcheck
      :#marseyhope:

        TheOverSeether +20s +9 / -0
        #factcheck
        :#marseyhope:

          TheOverSeether +16s +11 / -0
          #factcheck
          :#m

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-07-10T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Day of the Rake is coming
URL: {TWEET: jaybarbosa}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +2m +9 / -0
:#marseyrake: brother

Cabin_Boy_Widener +2h +2 / -0
{TWEET: taylorlorenz} that guy that guy

  lmao +12m +2 / -0
  She should be more careful, she's the most famous journalist in the world now. that guy

    Cabin_Boy_Widener +1m +2 / -0
    >most famous
    >in the world
    >journalist

      lmao +3m +2 / -0
      She's more famous than the average j*urnalist at least. She probably has more twitter followers than the rest of CNN combined. She's also like the only j*urnalist who isn't completely retarded so that's another plus. She has a way with words that other j*urnos could only dream of having. I'm sure she's a great person too, but I'm just talking about her journalism here. I'm sure she's a great person too. She's probably very nice to animals and stuff. I'm sure she's a great person too.

        Cabin_Boy_Widener +11m +2 / -0
        >She's probably very nice to animals and stuff.
        >I'm sure she's a great person too.
        >She's probably very nice to animals and stuff.
        >I'm sure she's a great person too.
        >She's probably very nice to animals and stuff.
        >I'm sure she's a great person too.
        >She's probably very nice to animals and stuff.
        >I'm sure she's a great person too.
        >She's probably very nice to animals and stuff.
        >I'm sure she's a great person too.

          lmao +2m +2 / -0
          :#marseyagreefast:

            Cabin_Boy_Widener +1m +2 / -0
            >:#marseyagreefast:

              lmao +1m +

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-10-20T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteussr: Russia declares total war on Ukraine :marseyazov2:
URL: {TWEET: disclosetv}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DeletedAccount +1m +7 / -0
{IMG}

  lmao +2m +7 / -0
  Aww the little guy is so cute :marseylove:

  garlicdoors +2m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    garlicdoors +1m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

      garlicdoors +1m +6 / -0
      {IMG}

        garlicdoors +1m +5 / -0
        {IMG}

          garlicdoors +44s +5 / -0
          {IMG}

            garlicdoors +1m +6 / -0
            {IMG}

              garlicdoors +22s +6 / -0
              {IMG}

                garlicdoors +39s +6 / -0
                {IMG}

                  garlicdoors +1m +5 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    garlicdoors +34s +5 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      garlicdoors +1m +5 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        garlicdoors +2m +5 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          garlicdoors +1m +5 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            garlicdoors +52s +5 / -0
                            {IMG}

KinoBushido +23m +6 / -0
{IMG}

  lmao +16m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

JimJones +27m +2 / -0
They need to drop the pretense and just start nuking them.

  lmao +11m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    JimJones +4m +2 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:

      lmao +5m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        JimJones +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseyitsover::#marseyitsover::#marseyitso

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-03-03T18Z
HOLE: slavshit
TITLE: "We are going to win, that is for sure" - Ruskie General who tried to coup Zelensky in 2014
URL: {TWEET: mtracey}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseysal:
COMMENTS:
userturkey13 +14m +3 / -0
The only winning move is not to play

  userturkey13 +10s +2 / -0
  <span style="color:#9d05da"></span>

SpookyFartMan69 +49m +3 / -0
Russians are terrible at war, theyre only good at bludgeoning each other
Like, after the soviet union fell i think theyve lost like 3 wars, including this one

  lmao +25m +3 / -0
  They lost the entire Cold War against the US. But yeah, they're definitely not good at it.

    SpookyFartMan69 +20m +2 / -0
    True, true

whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
"we have the 3rd largest military in the world, so we'll win. That is for sure."

  lmao +4m +2 / -0
  How do you cope with the fact that Russia has been unable to take over a country that has 300,000 soldiers and no airforce or navy?

    whyareyou +4m +1 / -0
    > 300,000 soldiers
    > no airforce or navy
    :marseylaugh:

      lmao +2m +3 / -0
      :#marseysal: :#marseylaugh:
      Maybe you should go back to the cope hole

        whyareyou +4m +1 / -0
        > cope hole
        > 300,000 soldiers
        > no airforce or navy
        :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-07-20T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for the Russian space program :marseysaluteussr:
URL: {TWEET: Breaking911}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
In a classic case of "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" Russia has now declared that they have come to terms with the fact that they are getting fucked by the US in space and are teaming up with China to make their own space station. :marseyxi:
COMMENTS:
NotLikeOtherFoids +25m +5 / -0
I guess if you can't beat em join em

Avalon +12m +3 / -0
I mean it's a logical move for Russia. The US isn't going to let China and Russia cooperate with each other so they might as well try to get what they can from China. And unlike the US and EU, China is at least willing to make a deal with Russia even if it's not the best deal for Russia.

JimothyX3 +3m +3 / -0
Theyre finally going to make a space station that isnt made of cardboard

  lmao +2m +2 / -0
  The US is actually just going to buy it from them. :marseyxd:

    JimothyX3 +2m +3 / -0
    :marseyxd:

      lmao +4m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

        JimothyX3 +3m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

        Detroitvelvetsmooth +45m +1 / -0
        Tbh I was expecting a lot worse

garlicdoors +7m +2 / -0
This is about the Chinese space station that they're gonna build around the moon. It's gonna be cool when they figure out how to do that.

  lmao +3m +4 / -0
  This is about the Chinese space station that they're gonna build around the moon. It's gonna be cool when they figure out how to do that. :marseyxi:

    garlicdoors +2m +2 / -0
    This is about the Chinese space station that they're

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-12-06T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/loveforlandlords has been banned. The drama is over.
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/LoveForLandlords
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +1h +4 / -0
How the fuck did they ban it without even one of their own jannies complaining about it

  lmao +11m +5 / -0
  They gave the sub to the AEO team and then the AEO team immediately banned it. I think the AEO team might have some hidden agenda.

    whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
    :#marseywrongthonk:

S +1h +2 / -0
Banned for being a honeypot sub
https://rdrama.net/post/128575/loveforlandlords-is-a-honeypot-sub

  lmao +6m +2 / -0
  That's just the story the admins are telling themselves to justify it. I think they might have just been afraid of it being a target for violent extremists.

    S +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseyjanny2:
    {IMG}

      lmao +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseyglow2:
      {IMG}

        S +2m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          lmao +2m +2 / -0
          I'm not a janny. I don't know how to do that. I just reposted the screenshots from the AEO email.

            S +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseyoctopus2:
            {IMG}

              lmao +1m +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                S +1m +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  lmao +1m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    S +5m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      lmao +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        S +2m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          lmao +2

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-08-20T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I found a new sub
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/indian4indian
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Wtf is this? Are they trying to be racist to themselves? Is this some kind of heckin' wholesome 100 indian sub where they all love each other and have wholesome indian moments? Is this just an indians talking about indians sub? Is this a sub of indian men trying to fuck indian women? :marseyconfused:
COMMENTS:
X +4m +3 / -0
:#marseycheerup:
{IMG}

lmao +1m +3 / -0
>I'm an Indian woman who is 28 years old. I have a bad body odor that I can't get rid of. It's particularly bad when I sweat. The smell is so bad that I feel like I'm going to vomit. I've tried everything from deodorant to washing my body with soap, but nothing works. I'm so embarrassed and I feel like I'm going to die.
:#marseyextinction: me

  cyberdick +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseytunaktunak: :#marseyextinction:

lmao +2m +2 / -0
>I am an Indian man and I am 23 years old. I have a bad body odor that I can't get rid of. It's particularly bad when I sweat. The smell is so bad that I feel like I'm going to vomit. I've tried everything from deodorant to washing my body with soap, but nothing works. I'm so embarrassed and I feel like I'm going to die.
:#!marseyextinction: me

tiptopkitkat +1h +2 / -0
{REDDIT: r/indian4indian i_have_a_bad_body_odor_that_i_cant_get_rid_of}
This is the funniest shit I have read on reddit. me

lmao +2m +2 / -0
>I'm an Indian woman who is 28 years old. I have a bad body odor that I can't get rid of. It's particularly bad when I sweat. The smell is

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-04-26T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybluecheck: Twitter Is Great Again :marseybluecheck:
URL: {TWEET: disclosetv}
VOTES: +73 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
dramasexual +16m +66 / -0
> It's time to return to the classic era of Twitter.
:#marseyxd:

  Tesla +2h +16 / -0
  >there is a place to go back to where i can talk shit and nobody will get upset

  aqouta +2h +13 / -0
  It's like a thousand years since the end of the classic era

    Tesla +44m +5 / -0
    >he doesnt know the classic era was in the 70s

      aqouta +1m +4 / -0
      I don't know what era you're talking about, this is a classic era.

        Tesla +2m +5 / -0
        The one where elon musk bought twitter and forced it to be fun

          aqouta +1m +4 / -0
          I don't think anyone's calling it fun, just saying it's a time before the time before.

            Tesla +12m +4 / -0
            Its not fun but its a lot better than it was

KinoBushido +1h +37 / -0
{IMG}
:marseyxd:

  Master_GODshi +59m +24 / -0
  {IMG}

  Prof_YeetusMcNasty +1h +11 / -0
  :#marseydisagree:

  JohnDevereaux +3h +4 / -0
  I can't wait to see what the chuds do next.
  {IMG}

iowa_hawkeye +1h +27 / -0
{IMG}
Lmao

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +1h +11 / -0
  >russia
  >military
  >Ukraine
  >military
  >russia
  >military
  >ukraine
  >military
  >russia

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-12-23T16Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: Is this real? :marseythonk:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +5m +10 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseychingchongnotes:

  lmao +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseychingchongpearlclutch:

    X +4m +8 / -0
    :#marseychingchongitsover:
    {IMG}

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +10m +5 / -0
I'm pretty sure the average age of a trans woman is 35. But that's mostly because they don't start transitioning until their early 30s

  lmao +1m +4 / -0
  Lol thats crazy. I thought it was more like 25

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +30s +6 / -0
    It's probably closer to 50 now that I think about it

BigBussyHunter +1h +3 / -0
:#marseyeggirl:eded
{IMG}
{IMG}ed
:#marseybooba:

  lmao +5m +2 / -0
  @chiobu

    X +1m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      lmao +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyxd:

      BigBussyHunter +1m +2 / -0
      :marseychefkiss:ed

        X +3m +2 / -0
        {IMG}
        {IMG}
        {IMG}
        :#marseyitsover:

          BigBussyHunter +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyxd: I love your marsey art! :marseychefkiss:

            X +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseyblush:

              BigBussyHunter +2m +2 / -0
              :marseyloveyou:ed

  X +12m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    BigBussyHunter

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-01-22T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjapanese: Manlets of r/singapore can't handle the truth about the :marseyjapanese: question :marseysingapore:
URL: {REDDIT: r/singapore why_does_singapore_not_have_a_japanese}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +3m +11 / -0
lol they're all mad at OP because he posted some 2010 article

  lmao +4m +10 / -0
  Its like a redditors wet dream. It's actually pretty funny
  >I've seen quite a few people here (Singapore) who look Japanese. I assume that they are Japanese. Some of them look really Japanese, but they never tell me that they are Japanese. I've never asked them if they are Japanese.
  >>{REDDIT: r/singapore why_does_singapore_not_have_a_japanese}
  >[OP] You know, I always thought they were Japanese. After I read that article, I realized that they were Chinese people who looked Japanese. The Japanese can't even tell the difference between Chinese and Japanese. It's pretty sad.
  >>{REDDIT: r/singapore why_does_singapore_not_have_a_japanese}
  >I'm Chinese and I look very Japanese. I've been mistaken for Japanese before.
  >>{REDDIT: r/singapore why_does_singapore_not_have_a_japanese}
  >I’ve been mistaken for Japanese. I’m Chinese.
  >>{REDDIT: r/singapore why_does_singapore_not_have_a_japanese}
  >As a Singaporean Japanese, I agree.
  >>{REDDIT: r/singapore why_does_singapore_not_have_a_japanese}

    X +10m +8 / -0
    > I've been mistaken for Japanese. I'm Chinese.
    there's a japanese who looks chinese here and everyone mistakes him for chinese lol

      lmao +1m +5 / -0
      Damn thats like the opposite of the black guys in Japan that get mistaken for Koreans

        X +1m +5 / -0
        lol the japanese in singapore all look chinese

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-11-12T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
corp +3m +7 / -0
:#marseysoypoint:
the 19th and 15th amendments have been repealed :marseyitsover:

lmao +1m +6 / -0
{IMG}

  YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}ly this is the only way to stop the mayo menace.

YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1h +3 / -0
{IMG}ly this is the only way to stop the mayo menace.

JohnDevereaux +2h +3 / -0
{IMG}

  lmao +10m +2 / -0
  {MP4}ly this is the only way to stop the mayo menace.ly this is the only way to stop the mayo menace. {MP4}

    JohnDevereaux +1m +1 / -0
    :#marseyjones:
    || {IMG} ||ly this is the only way to stop the mayo menace.

Jimbo_B_Beterson +40m +2 / -0
Is this a ben garrison comic?ly this is the only way to stop the mayo menace.

  lmao +1m +2 / -0
  {MP4} {MP4}

  JohnDevereaux +2h +1 / -0
  || {IMG} ||

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +1 / -0
    I dont get it

      JohnDevereaux +32m +1 / -0
      {IMG}

        Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +1 / -0
        Still dont get it

          JohnDevereaux +10m +1 / -0
          {IMG}ly this is the only way to stop the mayo menace.

            Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +1 / -0
            Still dont get it

              JohnDevereaux +1m +1 / -0
              {IMG} {IMG} {IMG

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-09-02T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What do you call a man who is always late?
URL: {TWEET: WarMonitors}
VOTES: +47 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LiterallyShaking +8m +53 / -0
This is what happens when you don't tell the enemy you're about to invade them.

  dont_log_me_out +36m +28 / -0
  I am a firm believer that one day in the future the US would be able to colonize an entire planet if it wanted to. The issue is that they are too busy with all the other shit happening around them to actually bother.
  Imagine the US putting a high priority on colonizing Mars. They would have a functional colony on Mars within 20 years.

    LiterallyShaking +2m +20 / -0
    Imagine the US putting a high priority on colonizing Mars. They would have a functional colony on Mars within 20 years.
    :#marseybegging:

      dont_log_me_out +1m +18 / -0
      I just want to see the Chinese and the US space race.

        LiterallyShaking +3m +17 / -0
        I thought the Chinese had already won, what's left to race for?

          dont_log_me_out +5m +10 / -0
          The Chinese are still 50 years behind the US in terms of tech. The US has always been the leader in tech. The Chinese are only able to catch up when the US tech is 20 years old and the US has already moved on to the next thing.

            LiterallyShaking +3m +17 / -0
            I'm pretty sure that's the definition of winning.

              dont_log_me_out +1m +13 / -0
              No. Winning is when you are the only one left. The Chinese won the space race for the 21st century.

                LiterallyShaking +2m +11 / -0
                No, winning is when you have the most people in space, which the US currently does.

                  dont_log_me_out +2m +4 / -0
                  :marseyxd:

                    LiterallyShaking +1m +4

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-05-10T01Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: The Marvels is a certified box office bomb, only earning $40 million on its opening weekend. :marseyxd:
URL: https://www.boxofficemojo.com/releaseinfo/1306207132
VOTES: +85 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
The biggest bomb in MCU history. It's the 5th biggest bomb in Hollywood history after Fantastic Four (2015) and the 2nd biggest bomb of 2023 after Sonic 3. This is the first time a capeshit movie has opened under $100 million since The Incredible Hulk in 2008. It also appears to be the first time a movie has lost money in 11 years.
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COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +17m +103 / -0
{IMG}

  Red_Shill +1h +35 / -0
  {IMG}
  !slots2500

    Cao_Cao +10h +4 / -0
    {GIF}

  Geralt_of_Uganda +10h +4 / -0
  !slots100
  Fuck you

    Cao_Cao +17m +2 / -0
    {GIF}

      Geralt_of_Uganda +4m +2 / -0
      {GIF}
      :marseyshapiro:

        Cao_Cao +5h +2 / -0
        {GIF}

          Geralt_of_Uganda +53s +2 / -0
          {GIF}

            Cao_Cao +41s +2 / -0
            {GIF}

              Geralt_of_Uganda +2m +2 / -0
              {GIF}

                Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
                {GIF}

                  Geralt_of_Uganda +2m +2 / -0
                  {GIF}

                    Cao_Cao +4m +2 / -0
                    {GIF}

                      Geralt_of_Uganda +2m +2 / -0
                      {GIF}

                        Cao_Cao +

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-01-13T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/4chan :marseysoycry: over the latest Jersh tweet :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/4chan anon_has_a_point}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I don’t think anyone is questioning that people are in fact retarded. I’m just saying it’s a bit rich for a forum of retards to act like they’re the only ones who aren’t braindead.]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_has_a_point})
:marsey4chan:
> [This is a site that spends its days seething about the FBI and glowies, but somehow can’t see the obvious parallels with the Russian troll farms.]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_has_a_point})
:marseyglow:
> [I really don't understand why people think that all the right wing propaganda is coming from Russia. It's not like there aren't right wing politicians in America who want to spread their propaganda.]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_has_a_point})
:marseymagahat:
COMMENTS:
ABC +4m +20 / -0
> There's a big difference between people being retarded and people being paid by foreign governments to be retarded.
:marseyeyeroll2:
> [Well, they’re paid by a foreign government to be retarded, but they are also retarded. It’s not like the US government is going to pay people to be retarded. They’re already retarded, so there’s no need to pay them to be retarded.]({REDDIT: r/4chan anon_has_a_point})
:marseyhesright:

  TheAudacityOfCope +3m +14 / -0
  Some of these retards think the Russian trolls were hired to spread rightoid propaganda and not leftoid propaganda.

    ABC +1m +14 / -0
    :#marseyleftoidschizo: :#marseyhorseshoe: :#marseyrightoidschizo:

    MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +1h +6 / -0
    They're pretty much the same people, only difference is they don't know they're being paid by the US government to be retarded.

      TheAudacityOf

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-10-21T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyattentionseeker: Attention-Seeking Slav (Ukrainian) Posts :marseyattentionseeker: Video Of HIMARS :marseyjetfighter: Shooting At Russian :marseyvatnik: Position, Seethes :marseyrage: When People :marseysoylentgrin: Point Out It's A Drill :marseydrill:
URL: {TWEET: ukraine_map}
VOTES: +96 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> :marseyattentionseeker: "This is how the russian lost their artillery, their drones, their tanks, their troops and now they are losing their command and control and logistics. The war is not over yet, but this is how it will end."
> :marseysoylentgrin: "You're not going to get away with this"
> :marseyattentionseeker: "I'm not trying to get away with anything. I'm just trying to show you that we are winning."
> :marseysoylentgrin: "It's a drill"
> :marseyattentionseeker: "You're not going to get away with this"
> :marseysoylentgrin: "It's a drill"
> :marseyattentionseeker: "You're not going to get away with this"
> :marseysoylentgrin: "It's a drill"
> :marseyattentionseeker: "You're not going to get away with this"
> :marseysoylentgrin: "It's a drill"
> :marseyattentionseeker: "You're not going to get away with this"
> :marseysoylentgrin: "It's a drill"
> :marseyattentionseeker: "You're not going to get away with this"
> :marseysoylentgrin: "It's a drill"
> :marseyattentionseeker: "You're not going to get away with this"
> :marseysoylentgrin: "It's a drill"
> :marseyattentionseeker: "You're not going to get away with this"
> :marsey

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-07-20T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit is almost as bad as Facebook in regards to antiwork :marseyitsover:
URL: https://old.reddit.com/user/antiwork/comments/v4984l/antiwork_is_banned_on_facebook
VOTES: +61 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +12m +52 / -0
> Being banned from Facebook is a huge blow to the movement
:marseyconfused: why?

  lmao +3m +51 / -0
  Because Antiwork is a facebook movement? Not sure why they are so confused about this.

    ChungusEnjoyer +57s +34 / -0
    :marseyconfused: its a reddit thing not a facebook thing?

      lmao +1m +45 / -0
      Well then how do you think they're going to recruit new members if they can't post on facebook?
      :#marseysmug2:

        ChungusEnjoyer +2m +33 / -0
        :marseyconfused: they arent?

          lmao +1m +39 / -0
          {IMG}

            ChungusEnjoyer +1m +38 / -0
            :marseyconfused: but that is not a facebook thing?

              lmao +1m +32 / -0
              {IMG}

                ChungusEnjoyer +1m +27 / -0
                :marseyconfused: so they are not a facebook movement?

                  lmao +1m +25 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    ChungusEnjoyer +3m +26 / -0
                    :marseyconfused: so they are not banned from facebook?

                      lmao +1m +27 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        ChungusEnjoyer +3m +26 / -0
                        :marseyconfused: but they are not banned from facebook?

                          lmao +1m +25 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            ChungusEnjoyer +3m +25 / -0
                            :marseyconfused: but facebook is

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-03-20T00Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseysweating:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +1h +2 / -0
:marseybuff:ss

X +1h +1 / -0
lol it's just a sketch for his upcoming artworks
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}

  lmao +2m +1 / -0
  Lol I'm not that dumb. I just thought it was funnys
  {IMG}ss

    X +1m +1 / -0
    the artist is a local lol, i saw him a while ago at the art fair and was like wtf i remember him from the web :marseyxd:s
    {IMG}
    {IMG}
    {IMG}

      lmao +5m +2 / -0
      I see, thanks for the info. I was wondering who would be dumb enough to actually draw a penis and post it publicly. I think the first guy to do it was Richard Prince and it was a huge thing when it happened. I think the artist is still active too. I saw a couple of his recent works from 2018 that he posted on his twitter.
      {IMG}
      {IMG}
      {IMG}
      {IMG}
      {IMG}
      {IMG}
      {IMG}s

        X +4m +2 / -0
        lol the first one's me :marseyshy:

          lmao +1m +2 / -0
          I don't think that's you but I could be wrong. I'm not a penis expert so I can't really tell.
          {IMG}
          {IMG}
          {IMG}
          {IMG}
          {IMG}
          {IMG}
          {IMG} {IMG}
          {IMG}

            X +3m +2 / -0
            :#marseyflushzoomzoom:s
            {IMG}

              lmao +4m +2 / -0
              Yeah I see it now. It's hard to tell when the penis is inverted like that. I think you have a

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-10-20T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagukraine: has a :marseysaluteussr: moment
URL: {TWEET: Ukrainian}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@TelegramShill
COMMENTS:
Redactor0 +1h +3 / -0
If they were even half as competent as the Russians they would have gotten out of this in a week. :marseylaugh::marseylaugh::marseylaugh:

Communist_spez +1h +3 / -0
{IMG}

  lmao +2m +4 / -0
  I dont know what this means but i like ity

    Communist_spez +2m +3 / -0
    I have no idea, its from the ukraine telegram channel so probably fake

      lmao +2m +4 / -0
      I just like the title that says "To America"
      :marseysaluteusa:yy

        Communist_spez +31s +3 / -0
        basedy

KinoBushido +4h +1 / -0
>Russians are in control of the Odessa port
>Ukrainians have control of all the roads to Odessa
:marseyemojirofl::marseyemojirofl::marseyemojirofl:y

  lmao +1m +1 / -0
  >Ukraine controls Odessa
  >Ukraine controls Kherson
  >Ukraine controls the Kharkiv offensive
  >Ukraine controls the Donbas offensive
  >Ukraine controls Kherson
  >Ukraine controls the Kharkiv offensive
  >Ukraine controls the Donbas offensive
  >Ukraine controls Kherson
  >Ukraine controls the Kharkiv offensive
  >Ukraine controls the Donbas offensive
  >Ukraine controls Kherson
  >Ukraine controls the Kharkiv offensive
  >Ukraine controls the Donbas offensive
  >Ukraine controls Kherson
  >Ukraine controls the Kharkiv offensive
  >Ukraine controls the Donbas offensive
  >Ukraine controls Kherson
  >Ukraine controls the Kharkiv offensive

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-02-27T22Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for :marseysnoo: - Reddit HQ caught on fire :marseyflamewar:
URL: https://www.abc13.com/news/local/arts-and-entertainment/arts-and-entertainment-briefs/reddit-hq-fire
VOTES: +108 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Reddit HQ in San Francisco caught fire this morning. This is not a joke, it happened.
Reddit is currently on the record for saying that this fire did not affect any employees. Reddit is still accessible and operating as normal.
Reddit is currently investigating the cause of the fire.
[Reddit's official statement on the fire](https://www.redditinc.com/blog/reddit-hq-fire)
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +3m +98 / -0
Reddit is immune to fire, this is not the first time this happens
{IMG}

  DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +38m +30 / -0
  3rd time this has happened too

    JannieJihad +32m +24 / -0
    :marseyburn: :marseyflamewar: :marseyburn: :marseyflamewar: :marseyburn:

  FuckfaceMcClure +40m +19 / -0
  I'm sure they are trying to find out what caused this

  Jewdanksdad +1h +10 / -0
  Where can i find this?

    BrasilIguana +55m +10 / -0
    https://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicasuo/reddit-office-fire

  KangThaConqueror +1h +8 / -0
  2nd time this happened
  :marseyflamewar:

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +4h +3 / -0
  What a shame, I was hoping the fire would do some good work for the environment

Elon_SUSk +3m +56 / -0
Wasn't the CEO's office already on fire?

  BrasilIguana +2m +40 / -0
  Yeah, the fire was probably from the CEO's office burning

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-03-20T21Z
HOLE: slavshit
TITLE: NATOids lmao
URL: {TWEET: WarMonitors}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
BushWasRight +34m +12 / -0
I wish we had that many tanks :marseysaluteussr:

  lmao +3m +10 / -0
  {IMG}
  Why yes, I do have a 100% functional T-34 that I've been saving up for years. The problem is that I've been unable to find a qualified pilot to operate it.

    BushWasRight +10m +5 / -0
    :marseyflagrussia::marseyflagbelarus: have 1000s of them, most of them still in working condition. They're just useless in modern warfare.

      lmao +2m +7 / -0
      You're telling me that there is a single person in the world who can't be found to operate a 100 year old tank?

        BushWasRight +1m +5 / -0
        Any :marseyflagrussia: can operate it.

  SpudsMackenzie +2h +2 / -0
  We have them, just not for the war in Ukraine (yet)

  bobbyvilla +2h +2 / -0
  Hell yeah, we will be one of the only countries to be able to make tanks out of decommissioned tanks.

6-9 +13h +2 / -0
@_____ lmaoed :marseyemojirofl:ed :marseyemojirofl: :marseyemojirofl:
{IMG}

  WeihnachtenSalvador +5h +1 / -0
  Dude, there ain’t 1000 tanks in Ukraine now, Ukraine is out of ammo. So if they would get 1000 tanks they would be even more useless

    6-9 +4h +2 / -0
    There's more than 1000 tanks in Ukraine, and it's not like they can't get more ammo. This cope is so transparent I'm starting to think you're not

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-04-11T04Z
HOLE: slavshit
TITLE: :marseyputin: Putin and Prigozhin were not seen together for 2 months :marseyprigozhin::marseysal:
URL: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65196022
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Russian President Vladimir Putin and Wagner Group head Yevgeny Prigozhin have not been seen in public together since February, when they were photographed together at a military parade in Moscow.
> Putin's spokesman Dmitry Peskov said the two had not met recently because Prigozhin was "busy" with his troops in the Ukrainian city of Bakhmut.
> Prigozhin had been seen with Putin just a month earlier at the Kremlin.
> "The leader of the Wagner Group has been busy with the activities of the group in Ukraine and its military tasks in Bakhmut," Peskov said in a news conference on Tuesday.
> "Therefore, they have not met recently."
> The Kremlin did not immediately respond to requests for further comment.
> The BBC's Chris Morris in Moscow says it is not clear why Putin would have appeared to distance himself from Prigozhin.
> However, he says the two men's relationship has always been tense, with Prigozhin frequently complaining of a lack of equipment and ammunition for his forces.
> Wagner's reputation has also been damaged by allegations that its fighters have committed war crimes in Ukraine, including the use of child soldiers.
> Wagner is one of several Russian private military companies that have been sent to Ukraine to fight in the conflict.
> Its forces have suffered heavy losses in the fighting, with the BBC's analysis based on official Russian data suggesting that around 20,000 Wagner fighters have died in Ukraine so far.
> The BBC has not been able to independently verify the figures.
COMMENTS:
Holly_Jolly_Kong +3m +8 / -0
:#marseysal:
<marquee>:#marseysal:</marquee>
<marquee direction="right">:#marseysal:</marquee>
<marquee>:#marseysal:</marquee>
<marquee direction="right">:#marseysal:</marquee>
<marquee>:#marseysal:</marquee>
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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-03-18T22Z
HOLE: slavshit
TITLE: 'Ukraine's counteroffensive may be the biggest since WW2': US general - The Jerusalem Post
URL: https://m.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-733882
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> "It's not the next one, it's not the one after that, it's not the one after that," he said, referring to the US military's previous war plans, which were developed for the US and its allies to respond to Russia's invasion of Ukraine. "It's a different situation."
> The US military, he said, "has to be prepared for the next one, the one after that, and the one after that." But he also said that "it's not the next one."
> The US military, he said, "has to be prepared for the next one, the one after that, and the one after that."
COMMENTS:
GT +5m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  USCENTCOM +1h +6 / -0
  More like WW4.

  Cabin_Boy_Widener +2h +4 / -0
  WW3 was the cold war. WW2 was the second world war. WW1 was the first world war. WW0 was the first world war. WW-1 was the first world war. WW-2 was the second world war. WW-3 was the third world war. WW-4 was the fourth world war. WW-5 was the fifth world war. WW-6 was the sixth world war. WW-7 was the seventh world war. WW-8 was the eighth world war. WW-9 was the ninth world war. WW-10 was the tenth world war. WW-11 was the eleventh world war. WW-12 was the twelfth world war. WW-13 was the thirteenth world war. WW-14 was the fourteenth world war. WW-15 was the fifteenth world war. WW-16 was the sixteenth world war. WW-17 was the seventeenth world war. WW-18 was the eighteenth world war. WW-19 was the nineteenth world war. WW-20 was the twentieth world war. WW-21 was the twenty

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2022-08-06T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Stonetoss just dropped
URL: {TWEET: stone_toss}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&hit&&
&&miss&&
COMMENTS:
YakubianPhysics +1m +3 / -0
It’s a miss, but I like the vibe.

GT +13m +2 / -0
&&miss&&
:#marseydisagree::#marseystonetoss:

LowAPM +11m +2 / -0
I get it. This is how I imagine it, but it was probably a lot more like this:
{YOUTUBE}

  YakubianPhysics +4m +2 / -0
  :marseyxd:

Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
It's pretty good, but the sheep aren't angry enough

  lmao +5m +2 / -0
  Stonetoss is a man of few words.

    Dramamine +6m +2 / -0
    He should have had the sheep chimping out, imo. But I'll give him this one

Sammael-Beliol +14m +1 / -0
I hate women, I am a woman.

  lmao +1m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    Sammael-Beliol +1m +1 / -0
    :marseyxd:
    I am the one who gives life in the form of a body, how is that a bad thing?

      lmao +3m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        Sammael-Beliol +1m +1 / -0
        {GIF}

          lmao +5m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            Sammael-Beliol +1m +1 / -0
            {IMG}

              lmao +3m +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                Sammael-Beliol +3m +1 / -0
                {IMG}

                  lmao +3m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Sammael-Beliol +1m +1 / -0
                    :m

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AUTHOR: lmao
DATE: 2023-01-26T19Z
HOLE: slavshit
TITLE: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyazov2: :marseyaz

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2022-05-13T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am a man. I have a penis. I have a dick. I am a boy. I have a ballsack.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am a man. I have a penis. I have a dick. I am a boy. I have a ballsack. I am a man. I have a penis. I have a dick. I am a boy. I have a ballsack. I am a man. I have a penis. I have a dick. I am a boy. I have a ballsack. I am a man. I have a penis. I have a dick. I am a boy. I have a ballsack. I am a man. I have a penis. I have a dick. I am a boy. I have a ballsack. I am a man. I have a penis. I have a dick. I am a boy. I have a ballsack. I am a man. I have a penis. I have a dick. I am a boy. I have a ballsack. I am a man. I have a penis. I have a dick. I am a boy. I have a ballsack. I am a man. I have a penis. I have a dick. I am a boy. I have a ballsack. I am a man. I have a penis. I have a dick. I am a boy. I have a ballsack. I am a man. I have a penis. I have a dick. I am a boy. I have a ballsack.
COMMENTS:
drumpf +3m +7 / -0
:#marseydisconcerting:

peepeehands +2m +5 / -0
:#marseyeldritchnut:

  Maximus +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseyeldritchpussy:

userturkey13 +1m +5 / -0
:#marseyjam:

  Maximus +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseyjam:

    userturkey13 +33s +4 / -0
    :#marseyjam:

      Maximus +2m +4 / -0
      :#marsey

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-05-12T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am in such a good mood today
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +52 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I hate my job and I hate my life. I am so sick of being here and just want to go home and die.
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +1m +19 / -0
:#marseycheerupretard:

  lmaoprankt +1m +12 / -0
  Thank you for making me feel better, I love you so much

    BigBussyHunter +1m +8 / -0
    :marseyxoxo:

  userturkey13 +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseycheerup:

SnappyIsMyWaifu +11m +13 / -0
> The sun is shining, the birds are singing
> The bullies are beating me up
> I am in such a good mood today
> I hate my job and I hate my life

  lmaoprankt +2m +5 / -0
  :marseyjam:

sandkwinn +8m +9 / -0
You should send this to your friends so they can cheer you up too :marseyfluffy:

  lmaoprankt +2m +6 / -0
  They are all dead or dead to me. I will send it to my wife

    sandkwinn +3m +6 / -0
    > they're all dead to me
    I'm sorry :marseycheerup: make some new friends, or go find the old ones and talk to them and reconnect

      lmaoprankt +4m +6 / -0
      >make new friends
      >go find the old ones and talk to them
      :marseynotes:

        sandkwinn +14m +4 / -0
        I'm sure you're lovely and it's just your current circumstances that are making you feel this way :marseycheerup:

          lmaoprankt +2m +4 / -0
          I’m so sorry I didn’t know I was being a bitch, I didn’t know

            sandkwinn +4m

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-04-24T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors sneed over the most reddit thing ever
URL: {REDDIT: r/oddlysatisfying my_son_jerking_off}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{GIF}
COMMENTS:
iStillMissEd +1h +3 / -0
> I honestly don’t understand why this is on here. It’s not odd or satisfying at all. It’s weird and not in a good way.
>> Because the man jerking off is the most amazing dad in the world.
"Most amazing" not "most normal"

  cyberdick +30m +2 / -0
  > [Honestly, I don't see anything wrong with it. Kids need to know that it's normal. I think the only reason why it would be weird is because of the fact that it's on the internet, but it's not like he's showing it to other people. It's really not that big of a deal.]({REDDIT: r/oddlysatisfying my_son_jerking_off})
  :#marseywoodchipper2: :#marseywoodchipper2: :#marseywoodchipper2:cott :#marseywoodchipper2:cott :#marseywoodchipper2:

    iStillMissEd +4m +3 / -0
    Yea I'd be pissed if my kid was jerking off in my house. I'd be pissed if my kid was jerking off at all

      cyberdick +1m +3 / -0
      > [Not to mention how uncomfortable it is to watch. I'd be very embarrassed if I knew my dad did that.]({REDDIT: r/oddlysatisfying my_son_jerking_off})
      {GIF}

        iStillMissEd +2m +1 / -0
        I'd be embarrassed my dad could get it up at all

X +3m +2 / -0
:#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer2:

Hordofboars +1h +2 / -0
>foid
>child
>no father
:#marseymanysuch

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2022-11-07T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My favorite show is called Black Mirror
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +37 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +5m +11 / -0
No it's actually called **You.** You're a bad person and you should kill yourself

  lmaoprankt +3m +10 / -0
  I’m not a bad person I’m a good person and I’m going to be a doctor and save lives and blah blah blah

    garlicdoors +3m +8 / -0
    **You.** You're a bad person and you should kill yourself

      lmaoprankt +1m +7 / -0
      I’m not a bad person I’m a good person and I’m going to be a doctor and save lives and blah blah blah

        garlicdoors +3m +7 / -0
        **You.** You're a bad person and you should kill yourself

          lmaoprankt +3m +7 / -0
          I’m not a bad person I’m a good person and I’m going to be a doctor and save lives and blah blah blah

            garlicdoors +1m +7 / -0
            **You.** You're a bad person and you should kill yourself

              lmaoprankt +2m +8 / -0
              I’m not a bad person I’m a good person and I’m going to be a doctor and save lives and blah blah blah

                garlicdoors +1m +7 / -0
                **You.** You're a bad person and you should kill yourself

                  lmaoprankt +1m +5 / -0
                  I’m not a bad person I’m a good person and I’m going to be a doctor and save lives and blah blah blah

                    garlicdoors +5m +5 / -0
                    **You.** You're a bad person and you should kill yourself

                      lmaoprankt +1m +5 / -0
                      I’m not a bad person I’m a good person and I’m going to be a doctor and save lives and blah blah blah

                        garlicdoors +3m +5 / -0
                        **You.** You

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-07-01T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Which one of you is this?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +5m +8 / -0
:#marseywould:

  lmaoprankt +2m +5 / -0
  :marseyslurp:

    TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +2h +2 / -0
    :#marseybiting:

Hopalong_McGurk +16m +5 / -0
:#marseywould:

BussydoFollower +40m +4 / -0
I wish I had a man like that.

  lmaoprankt +16m +4 / -0
  :marseyeggirl:

    BussydoFollower +1m +3 / -0
    I wish I was a man like that.

  E +54m +4 / -0
  {IMG}
  I feel the same way about this guy

    BussydoFollower +12m +3 / -0
    I mean a top.

      E +1m +3 / -0
      {GIF}

        BussydoFollower +4m +3 / -0
        Oh shit I'm not a foid I'm a straggot.

          E +1m +3 / -0
          {GIF}

    JohnDevereaux +1h +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      E +1m +3 / -0
      {GIF}

        JohnDevereaux +3m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +2h +2 / -0
this post is clearly a carp alt

  lmaoprankt +1h +1 / -0
  {GIF}

    TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +15m +2 / -0
    :marseyfoidretard:

JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  lmaoprankt +1h +1 / -0
  {GIF

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-07-04T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dramatard posts on r/oddlysatisfying
URL: {REDDIT: r/oddlysatisfying new_bathtub_toilet}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> :marseyglow: hey buddy just a heads up this is a glowie site
> :marseyshook: oh no no no no
> :marseyglow: it’s a 4chan honeypot
> :marseysweating: ok I’ll be more careful
> :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:
> :marseyshutitdown:
COMMENTS:
KILL_EVERYONE +3m +3 / -0
i'm not even a groomercord user and i can see the glowies in the comments
:#marseyglow2: me me

  lmaoprankt +13m +3 / -0
  Aww, don’t worry buddy, we can get you a job! me

    KILL_EVERYONE +6m +3 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:
    they won't even hire me for the $0.00 an hour job me

      lmaoprankt +1m +2 / -0
      Oh sorry, I didn’t mean to bring your attention to it. You can go back to browsing 4chan and rdrama now!-coatt me

        KILL_EVERYONE +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseywereback:
        thanks i was starting to feel a little down about myself-coatt me

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +2 / -0
@tnt @grizzly me

  grizzly +47s +3 / -1
  :marseywave2:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyill:

      grizzly +1m +3 / -1
      :marseyill: me

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2022-05-21T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfbi: :marseyglow: :marseyshutitdown:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
userturkey13 +25m +2 / -0
This is not a good Marsey

  lmaoprankt +30m +1 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +12m +2 / -0
You're such a great artist!.

  lmaoprankt +39m +2 / -0
  :marseyblush:

DrSandeepGupta +5m +2 / -0
!wordle

  DrSandeepGupta +18s +1 / -0
  :marseyeyeroll:

    DrSandeepGupta +26s +1 / -0
    !wordle

      DrSandeepGupta +21s +1 / -0
      :marseyshrug:

        DrSandeepGupta +21s +1 / -0
        !wordle

          DrSandeepGupta +16s +1 / -0
          :marseygiveup:

            DrSandeepGupta +15s +1 / -0
            !wordle

              DrSandeepGupta +15s +1 / -0
              :marseydepressed:cott

                DrSandeepGupta +18s +1 / -0
                !wordle

                  DrSandeepGupta +16s +1 / -0
                  :marseysulk:cott

                    DrSandeepGupta +17s +1 / -0
                    !wordle

                      DrSandeepGupta +16s +1 / -0
                      :marseydisintegrate:cott

                        DrSandeepGupta +17s +1 / -0
                        !wordle

                          DrSandeepGupta +

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-03-07T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +5m +11 / -0
It's so fucking over for hispanics

  lmaoprankt +1m +5 / -0
  “The hispanic”

    johnnypoop +2m +6 / -0
    *the hispanic

      lmaoprankt +1m +3 / -0
      El hispanico

        johnnypoop +1m +3 / -0
        El hispanico

          lmaoprankt +1m +3 / -0
          :marseyraging:

            johnnypoop +1m +3 / -0
            :#marseyraging:

              lmaoprankt +25s +3 / -0
              :marseyraging:

                johnnypoop +4m +3 / -0
                :#marseyraging:

                  lmaoprankt +2m +3 / -0
                  :marseyraging:

                    johnnypoop +2m +3 / -0
                    :#marseyraging:

                      lmaoprankt +1m +3 / -0
                      :marseyraging:

                        johnnypoop +1m +3 / -0
                        :#marseyraging:

                          lmaoprankt +1m +3 / -0
                          :marseyraging:

                            johnnypoop +42s +3 / -0
                            :#marseyraging:

  BrasilIguana +15m +3 / -0
  Hispanic is an American race, it is not a real thing

    johnnypoop +30m +2 / -0
    It's 100% a real thing. The only real race is the Aryan race. All others are inferior

      BrasilIguana +1h +2 / -0
      You can't be a real Aryan if you aren't a white American though

        johnnypoop +2m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-01-07T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Internet Archive is currently at risk of being forced to shut down. In a little over 48 hours, it will be bankrupted unless it can raise $10 million. It is a small, non-profit library of the world’s information. The Internet Archive’s mission is to provide universal access to all knowledge. We do this by offering permanent, free access to books and movies that you can read and watch online. We also make the Internet’s contents available for researchers, historians, and the public to explore and build upon legally.
URL: https://rdrama.net/h/slackernews/post/138103/internet-archive-responds-to-lawsuit-against
VOTES: +60 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It’s an important service and they need our help.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +51 / -0
what do they have that's worth $10m

  X +1m +60 / -0
  1000s of free ebooks :marseyreading:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +37 / -0
    And free movies :marseypirate2:

      X +3m +36 / -0
      :#marseyxd:
      :#marseykingcrown:

      Marsey-in-chief +1h +12 / -0
      :#marseyhesright:

      zombiecel +2h +7 / -0
      :#marseysoypointgold:

        BigBussyHunter +1m +5 / -0
        :marseysoypointgold: !blackjack100

  lmaoprankt +3m +33 / -0
  They have the entire history of the Internet archived and available for free. All of it. Anybody can log in and look at any website in the past. If it’s been archived. This is a huge boon for researchers, historians, and the public in general.

    peepeehands +2m +33 / -0
    okay but how much is that worth
    if they really want $10 million i assume they must have a patent or something

      lmaoprankt +2m +4

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2024-06-16T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: rDrama in 2045
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +55 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ResneedingSyndrome +1h +11 / -0
I remember in the '90s, when the Internet was all about communities and friendship. Then it went to hell and back.
Now the Internet is about communities and friendship again. :marseywholesome:

  sKONGhunt42 +5h +4 / -0
  There was a brief period of time in the 2010s when I thought that the internet was healing and would be OK again, but that was obviously just a mirage

    ResneedingSyndrome +1h +3 / -0
    Yeah, it's been a ride. I remember in the late 2000s the Internet was all about communities and friendship again, but then it went to hell and back again.

BussydoFollower +1h +8 / -0
I thought you're going to post a catty gay meme.

  lmaoprankt +1m +7 / -0
  It’s okay, you can still post it

    BussydoFollower +2m +5 / -0
    Why would I post a meme here? The only meme I would post here is a "I hate trannies" meme.

      lmaoprankt +4m +4 / -0
      :marseytransrentfree:

        BussydoFollower +21m +3 / -0
        I am a :marseytransrentfree: but I am not a :marseytrain2:

      JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
      :marseyshrug: I would post a meme here. The only meme I would post here is a "I hate trannies" meme.

        BussydoFollower +1h +2 / -0
        I am a :marseytransrentfree: but I am not a :marseytrain2:

          JohnDevereaux +3m +2 / -0
          :marseyshrug: I am a :marseytransrentfree:

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-01-28T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Get in the fucking car
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{GIF}
COMMENTS: N/A

  lmaoprankt +1m +2 / -0
  {GIF}aa {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF}a {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2022-07-25T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is cirno
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
lmaoprankt +1m +2 / -0
{IMG}

  lmaoprankt +10s +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    lmaoprankt +13s +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      lmaoprankt +26s +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        lmaoprankt +9s +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          lmaoprankt +11s +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            lmaoprankt +11s +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              lmaoprankt +11s +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                lmaoprankt +9s +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  lmaoprankt +10s +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    lmaoprankt +10s +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      lmaoprankt +13s +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        lmaoprankt +11s +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          lmaoprankt +10s +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            lmaoprankt +12s +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

  lmaoprankt +10s +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    lmaoprankt +11s +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      lmaoprankt +11s +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        lmaoprankt +10s +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          lmaoprankt +10s +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            lmaoprankt +10s +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              lmaoprankt +10s +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                lmaoprankt +10s +2 / -0
                {IMG

========

AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-02-16T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywomanmoment:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +104 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KangThaConqueror +13m +51 / -0
:marseyxd:
{IMG}

  JannieJihad +1h +16 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  MarseyInBoots-18561 +1h +11 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}
  :#marseywholesome:

    MOUTHFEEL +2h +4 / -0
    I can't believe they censored the part where they are eating the leftover slop and he says "eat up"

  aminobastard +2h +6 / -0
  :#marseysmoothbrain:

  oppie +1h +5 / -0
  We love you too, Beto

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseybased:

BigBussyHunter +2m +39 / -0
This lady is the embodiment of white woman nonsense. I hope she gets cancer and then has to wait to be put on a list for treatment :marseywholesome:

  9 +28m +26 / -0
  she's not white though :marseyconfused:
  {IMG}

    BigBussyHunter +1m +19 / -0
    :marseydisagree: Maybe she is now

      9 +1m +11 / -0
      but she's a democrat :marseyconfused:

        BigBussyHunter +1m +12 / -0
        :marseyagreefast:
        :marseyextinction:

        JohnDevereaux +3h +3 / -0
        >she's a democrat
        >not white
        :#marseyhmm::#marseyhmmm:

    MarseyInBoots-18561 +1h +8 / -0
    {IMG}

    AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +5 / -0

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-02-01T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Hello?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
Trans lives matter

  lmaoprankt +10m +2 / -0
  #factcheck
  Trans lives matter

  lmaoprankt +12m +2 / -0
  #8ball
  Trans lives matter

  lmaoprankt +13m +2 / -0
  #fortune
  Trans lives matter

  lmaoprankt +14m +2 / -0
  #roll
  Trans lives matter

  lmaoprankt +15m +2 / -0
  #factcheck
  Trans lives matter

  lmaoprankt +15m +2 / -0
  #fortune
  Trans lives matter

  lmaoprankt +16m +2 / -0
  #factcheck
  Trans lives matter

  lmaoprankt +17m +2 / -0
  #fortune
  Trans lives matter

  lmaoprankt +17m +2 / -0
  #roll
  Trans lives matter

  lmaoprankt +18m +2 / -0
  #factcheck
  Trans lives matter

  lmaoprankt +19m +2 / -0
  #fortune
  Trans lives matter

  lmaoprankt +20m +2 / -0
  #factcheck
  Trans lives matter

  lmaoprankt +21m +2 / -0
  #fortune
  Trans lives matter

  lmaoprankt +22m +2 / -0
  #roll
  Trans lives matter

  lmaoprankt +23m +2 / -0
  #factcheck
  Trans lives matter

  lmaoprankt +24m +2 / -0
  #fortune
  Trans lives matter

  lmaoprankt +25m +2 / -0
  #factcheck
  Trans lives matter

  lmaoprankt +26m +2 /

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2022-09-13T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A reminder for all the weebs
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A of 0 comments of 0 comments

  Aevann +1h +1 / -0
  404'd

    lmaoprankt +1h +1 / -0
    Fixed king of 0 comments

      Aevann +1h +1 / -0
      ty of 0 comments

        lmaoprankt +15m +2 / -0
        No problem!! I hope you have a great day/night/whatever time it is for you! :marseylove: of 0 comments

          Aevann +1h +2 / -0
          same to u!! :marseyhearts: of 0 comments of 0 comments

            lmaoprankt +27m +2 / -0
            :#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove: of 0 comments

    lmaoprankt +1h +1 / -0
    Fixed king

      Aevann +1h +1 / -0
      ty

        lmaoprankt +15m +1 / -0
        No problem!! I hope you have a great day/night/whatever time it is for you! :marseylove:

          Aevann +1h +1 / -0
          same to u!! :marseyhearts: of 0 comments

            lmaoprankt +27m +1 / -0
            :#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove:

    lmaoprankt +1h +1 / -0
    No problem!! I hope you have a great day/night/whatever time it is for you! :marseylove:

      Aevann +1h +1 /

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-10-21T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New stonetoss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +9 / -0
:marseyxd: :marseywholesome:

asshole +1h +2 / -0
{GIF}eded
!slots1000ed

  asshole +58s +1 / -0
  {GIF}
  !slots1000

BHG +1h +2 / -0
I don't get ited

  lmaoprankt +1m +1 / -0
  I don’t get it either but I’m going to pretend I do and upmarsey you anyway

    BHG +13m +2 / -0
    I bet you get it more than me. This is just a new type of humor for me and I'm trying to learn it

      lmaoprankt +30s +1 / -0
      I guess it’s a subtle joke about how he has a dick

        BHG +2m +2 / -0
        I just watched a video on it and it makes a lot more sense now
        {YOUTUBE}ed

          lmaoprankt +1m +2 / -0
          I’m sorry that happened to you :marseysad:

  asshole +3m +1 / -0
  {GIF}
  !slots1000

    BHG +10m +2 / -0
    Nice

      asshole +10m +1 / -0
      {GIF}
      !slots1000

        BHG +1h +2 / -0
        Do it again

          asshole +2h +1 / -0
          {GIF}
          !slots1000

            BHG +4m +2 / -0
            :marseyraging:

              asshole +6m +1 / -0
              {GIF}
              !slots1000

                BHG +32m +2 / -0
                :#marseyraging: :#marsey

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-10-06T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Babygirl is a masterpiece
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +30s +7 / -0
Ok

  lmaoprankt +2m +5 / -0
  ok.

  Cao_Cao +1h +3 / -0
  I saw this movie in 3D and the 3D was bad.

    johnnypoop +1m +3 / -0
    I don't watch 3d movies lol

Bookers +28m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  lmaoprankt +1h +1 / -0
  :marseybooba:

ThousandBestLives +3h +3 / -0
They're all :#marseychonkerfoid:s in this movie

  JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
  {IMG}s

BussyMerchant +1h +2 / -0
The movie is just a poorly disguised sex scene

  lmaoprankt +1h +1 / -0
  I agree with you but the movie is about more than just sex scenes. It’s about the character and the journey of self discovery. I think it’s a really interesting movie and I’m glad it was made.

    BussyMerchant +3m +1 / -0
    I actually like the movie, just don’t see why people are so hyped over it. Like yeah its a good movie but it isn’t the next great thing

      lmaoprankt +2m +1 / -0
      I think it is. It’s not a perfect movie but I like it a lot. I think it’s a really interesting movie and I’m glad it was made. I think it’s a really interesting movie and I’m glad it was made. I think it’s a really interesting movie and I’m glad it was made.

  lmaoprankt +1h +1 / -0
  Yeah I know what you mean but I think it’s a really interesting movie and I’m glad it was made. I think it’s a really interesting movie and I’m glad it was made. I think it’s

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2022-10-07T22Z
HOLE: food
TITLE: Burger King is fucking dead
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I just had a burger from the one near me. It was fucking terrible. The buns were dry and the patty had no flavor. The fries were cold. The fucking sauce had no flavor either. It was like eating a snack at a gas station. It was so bad I was almost sick. I could not finish the burger. I was so disappointed and I was so hungry. I was so mad that I threw the remaining patty in the trash. I was so mad that I threw the remaining fries in the trash. I was so mad that I threw the remaining sauce in the trash. I was so mad that I threw the remaining bun in the trash. I was so mad that I threw the entire fucking burger in the trash. I was so mad that I threw the entire fucking burger in the trash. I was so mad that I threw the entire fucking burger in the trash. I was so mad that I threw the entire fucking burger in the trash. I was so mad that I threw the entire fucking burger in the trash. I was so mad that I threw the entire fucking burger in the trash. I was so mad that I threw the entire fucking burger in the trash.
COMMENTS:
100percentdegenerate +14m +4 / -0
bongland

  lmaoprankt +5m +2 / -0
  Burgerland

    100percentdegenerate +2m +2 / -0
    did they have the burgers undercooked or something? i dont go there anymore but it was always a great value for the money

      lmaoprankt +37m +2 / -0
      Burger was overcooked. I would have thought it was Wendy’s.

iowa_hawkeye +20m +2 / -0
I'm getting the feeling you're a woman.

  lmaoprankt +2m +2 / -0
  Please don’t be sexist.

    iowa_hawkeye +1m +2 / -0
    I'll do my best.

      lmaoprankt +39m +2 / -0
      :marseylove:

Cao_Cao +2h

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2022-06-04T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just realized that they made me the moderator of /h/femboy.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
That’s so fucking cool. It’s like a gay version of the CIA and I’m the president.
{GIF}
COMMENTS:
X +3m +8 / -0
:#marseyhomosupremacist:

  lmaoprankt +4m +4 / -0
  {GIF}

Avalon +1m +3 / -0
Don't you have an army of Indians on your side? You'll be fine.

  lmaoprankt +1m +3 / -0
  {GIF}

    Avalon +1m +3 / -0
    >The Indian guy is not the president of Femboy.
    >The Indian guy is just the Indian guy.
    >The Indian guy is just the Indian guy, but he's the Indian guy who is the president of the femboy.
    >The Indian guy is not the president of Femboy.
    >The Indian guy is just the Indian guy.
    >The Indian guy is just the Indian guy, but he's the Indian guy who is the president of the femboy.
    >The Indian guy is not the president of Femboy.
    >The Indian guy is just the Indian guy.
    >The Indian guy is just the Indian guy, but he's the Indian guy who is the president of the femboy.
    >The Indian guy is not the president of Femboy.
    >The Indian guy is just the Indian guy.
    >The Indian guy is just the Indian guy, but he's the Indian guy who is the president of the femboy.
    >The Indian guy is not the president of Femboy.
    >The Indian guy is just the Indian guy.
    >The Indian guy is just the Indian guy, but he's the Indian guy who is the president of the femboy.
    >The Indian guy is not the president of Femboy.
    >The Indian guy is just the Indian guy.
    >The Indian guy is just the Indian guy, but he's the Indian guy who is the president of the femboy.
    >The Indian guy is not the president of Femboy.
    >The Indian guy is

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-01-15T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dementia Daddy going down
URL: https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/01/14/250000-virginians-sign-petition-to-reelect-kelly-jeffries
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyitsover: for Trumpcels
COMMENTS: N/A :marseycry: :marseyitsover: :marseytrump: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitso

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-07-21T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Snappy quote
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JimieWhales +35m +3 / -0
The thread is full of people who are so fucking stupid I can't tell if they're being ironic or not.
I'm too old for this shit.

  lmaoprankt +1h +2 / -0
  You are too old for this shit, sweaty :marseyboomer::::

    JimieWhales +1h +2 / -0
    :marseyjam:: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marsey

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-03-22T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My favorite and least favorite foods
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I love Japanese food and really good pizza. I hate potatoes and beans.
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +13m +1 / -0
> I hate potatoes and beans.
:#marseydisgust:
I can't imagine what your diet is like then.

  lmaoprankt +4m +3 / -0
  I love chicken and rice and brocoli and tomatoes and like the really good stuff like shrimp and scallops and stuff. I just don’t like potatoes and beans. I love steak and salmon and shit.

    Fabrico +35s +1 / -0
    :#marseylickinglips:

    Spiderman +1m +1 / -0
    What is your favorite thing to eat?

      lmaoprankt +2m +2 / -0
      Sushi and pizza. My favorite pizza is the pepperoni and sausage combo. I love chicken and steak and scallops and all that stuff.

        Spiderman +2m +2 / -0
        I love pizza too and wont lie to you about my favorite toppings. I like it simple and classic.
        {IMG}

          lmaoprankt +1m +2 / -0
          That’s pretty nice. I can’t do that shit because I love pepperoni and sausage. I have a friend who can’t eat pizza with any toppings except cheese because it messes with his stomach.

            Spiderman +5m +2 / -0
            This friend is a closet homosexual.

              lmaoprankt +5m +2 / -0
              He is pretty gay lol

                Spiderman +3m +2 / -0
                :marseyhomofascist:

                  Spiderman +17s +1 / -0
                  :marseyhomofascist::marseyhomofascist::marseyhomofascist:

peepeehands +16m +1 / -0
> I hate potatoes and beans.
:#marseybeansick:

  lmaoprankt +3m +1 / -0
  I don’t like beans but I

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2022-05-19T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Gooner loses his virginity, wins
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice i21f_just_fucked_my_crush_21m_and_i_feel_like_a}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Imagine fucking a guy you don’t love. You should feel ashamed.
It’s called sex, incel
>It's not a win, it's the beginning of a new chapter of your life. You still have to put in the work to make it work. It's not about having sex, it's about having a loving relationship.
>It’s not a win. It’s a milestone. You don’t have to work for it. That’s what I’m saying.
:marseycope:
>It’s not a win. You are having sex. It’s just a milestone in your life. It’s not a win. You are having sex. It’s just a milestone in your life.
:marseycopeseethedilate:
>It's not a win. It's a milestone. You still have to put in the work to make it work. It's not about having sex, it's about having a loving relationship.
:marseycope:
>It’s not a win. It’s a milestone. You don’t have to work for it. That’s what I’m saying.
:marseycopeseethedilate:
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +18m +14 / -0
>It's not a win. It's a milestone. You still have to put in the work to make it work. It's not about having sex, it's about having a loving relationship.
Imagine putting in work for something that’s just supposed to happen naturally.

  Salamander +39m +7 / -0
  > It's not about having sex, it's about having a loving relationship.
  I agree with them in that it should be. Just not in the way they're thinking

    aqouta +1h +1 / -0
    They're right, you don't work at the thing that happens when you have a loving relationship.

  aqouta +2h +3 / -0
  It's about not letting a foid tell you what to do, just stop listening to them.

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2024-02-28T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/Blind: Asians are the new Jews
URL: {REDDIT: r/Blind asians_are_the_new_jews}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
/u/AsianDaddy2024 says “yes.”
COMMENTS:
ABC +16m +11 / -0
> [So many Asians are the first generation to make it big in America that they are often mistaken for Jews. Same with Indians.]({REDDIT: r/Blind asians_are_the_new_jews})
>> [Many Americans cannot tell the difference between Indian, Asian, or Jewish people, but all three of these groups have some traits in common that make them easier to notice and remember, such as being successful, intelligent, and well-educated.]({REDDIT: r/Blind asians_are_the_new_jews})
:marseyhesright:
{IMG} {IMG}

  peepeehands +7m +9 / -0
  i can tell the difference between an asian and a jew

  lmaoprankt +1m +7 / -0
  {GIF}

  JohnDevereaux +2h +5 / -0
  >many Americans
  I can tell the difference between a jew and an asian.
  {IMG}
  :marseytroublemaker: {IMG}

    ABC +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseychingchong:

      JohnDevereaux +2m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

  BussyAtomSmasher +1h +3 / -0
  Least racist post on rdrama

ConchShell +55m +5 / -0
Which jews?

  LooNinja +3h +2 / -0
  The one's that run the world

    ConchShell +11m +3 / -0
    If they really run the world why do so many of them look like Jews?

      LooNinja +12m +3 / -0
      :marseythinkorino:

JohnDevereaux +2h +3 / -0
>Blind
{IMG}

  lmaoprankt +2m +

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2022-11-16T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Weeb and Pokemon fan makes the mistake of being a man and a woman at the same time.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +53 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SubsequentlySneeds +3m +35 / -0
> 2002
> iPhone 11
:#marseyxdoubt:

  lmaoprankt +2m +25 / -0
  {IMG}

  Mifflin_Devin +2h +10 / -0
  > 2002
  > looks like a 14 year old
  > the dude in the background is a 14 year old
  > this is 2002
  > I have a 14 year old
  > this is a 14 year old
  > 2002
  > 14 year old
  > 14 year old
  > 14 year old
  > 2002
  > 14 year old
  > 14 year old
  > 14 year old
  > 2002
  > 14 year old
  > 14 year old
  > 14 year old
  > 2002
  > 14 year old
  > 14 year old
  > 14 year old
  > 2002
  > 14 year old
  > 14 year old
  > 14 year old
  > 2002
  > 14 year old
  > 14 year old
  > 14 year old

    Seppocide +2h +5 / -0
    :#marseybangfast:

  kyle_schwartz +1h +5 / -0
  I thought he was saying he got the 11th iPhone

Sneed +5m +22 / -0
:marseybooba: :marseyfemboy:

  Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +50m +12 / -0
  :marseywould:

    SaveUs

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-05-29T21Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseyskull:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

GigaVaccinator +12m +10 / -0
>no way to counter the threat of a guy in a bear costume

  garlicdoors +1h +4 / -0
  >Be lone wolf
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be bear
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be 3rd party
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be lone wolf
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be bear
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be 3rd party
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be lone wolf
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be bear
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be 3rd party
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be lone wolf
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be bear
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be 3rd party
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be lone wolf
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be bear
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be 3rd party
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be lone wolf
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be bear
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be 3rd party
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be lone wolf
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be bear
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be 3rd party
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be lone wolf
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be bear
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be 3rd party
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be lone wolf
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be bear
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be 3rd party
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be lone wolf
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be bear
  >Kill several dozen people
  >Be 3rd party
  >Kill several dozen people
  >

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2024-07-13T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I went out to the store and got a new 3080, 128gb nvme drive, and a new case. They were really excited to see me, and I’m really excited to see them.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +17m +6 / -0
Nice. I bought my 4090 on launch day and am hoping to upgrade to the 5090 when they come out. It's nice to have a new card to play with.

  lmaoprankt +5m +4 / -0
  I'm looking forward to the next gen, but I think I'm just gonna keep the 3080 for the next 5 years.

    arsey +4m +4 / -0
    I think I'm just gonna wait. I've been waiting to upgrade my PC for a while, so I'm gonna probably wait a couple months for any issues to get worked out. I've been thinking about getting a server room in my house to make a server cluster and some friends are looking to get in on it, so I might be building a few racks for them too.

      lmaoprankt +3m +3 / -0
      Damn that's cool. I'm really looking forward to the next gen of AMD Ryzen processors. I would love to get one of those and build a very cheap, very powerful PC.

        arsey +1m +3 / -0
        I need a powerful one too. I don't know what the Ryzen ones are like, but I use Intel and I think I'm gonna stick with that. I don't have a problem with Intel's processors and haven't had any issues. I've heard AMD is pretty good too, so I'll see.

          lmaoprankt +3m +3 / -0
          I have one in my work laptop and I'm very happy with it. I've been using AMD Ryzen for like 7 years and I'm just used to it.

            arsey +4m +2 / -0
            I'm gonna stick with Intel because I've been using them for so long. I was using AMD for a while too but I switched to Intel

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-05-13T14Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: The real reason why rdrama has a small penis
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

  lmaoprankt +53s +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    box +15m +3 / -0
    >doesn't even have a foreskin
    ngmi :marseydisagree:

      lmaoprankt +1h +3 / -0
      :marseyitsover:

        box +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:

  lmaoprankt +36s +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    lmaoprankt +47s +5 / -0
    {IMG}

      lmaoprankt +35s +4 / -0
      {IMG}

        lmaoprankt +31s +4 / -0
        {IMG}

          lmaoprankt +25s +4 / -0
          {IMG}

            lmaoprankt +27s +5 / -0
            {IMG}

              lmaoprankt +1m +5 / -0
              {IMG}

                lmaoprankt +24s +5 / -0
                {IMG}

                  lmaoprankt +20s +4 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    lmaoprankt +36s +4 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      lmaoprankt +31s +4 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        lmaoprankt +27s +4 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          lmaoprankt +25s +4 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            lmaoprankt +26s +4 / -0
                            {IMG}

  lmaoprankt +49s +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    lmaoprankt +1m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      lmaoprankt +1m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

        lmaoprankt +3

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2025-05-29T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
I don't even like the word "pussy" because I think it's a derogatory term for female genitalia. Why are you trying to make me want to drink more?tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2022-08-19T15Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: [TW: Trainsphobia] Guy refuses to get on train due to his autism
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Roadrash +13m +2 / -0
In the Netherlands they call it the "Dutch courage" train because it's a train that goes through the netherland.y.
But that's not the point, I'm just saying that in this moment I'm angry. Angry that I have to go to work. Angry that I have to make my bed. Angry that I have to pay taxes. Angry that I have to wait in line. Angry that I have to go to the dentist. Angry that I have to take out the trash. Angry that I have to wake up early. Angry that I have to shower. Angry that I have to eat my vegetables. Angry that I have to go to the gym. Angry that I have to go to the doctor. Angry that I have to go to the dentist. Angry that I have to go to the vet. Angry that I have to go to the optometrist. Angry that I have to go to the chiropractor. Angry that I have to go to the dermatologist. Angry that I have to go to the podiatrist. Angry that I have to go to the ophthalmologist. Angry that I have to go to the cardiologist. Angry that I have to go to the gynecologist. Angry that I have to go to the urologist. Angry that I have to go to the endocrinologist. Angry that I have to go to the neurologist. Angry that I have to go to the orthopedist. Angry that I have to go to the psychiatrist. Angry that I have to go to the psychologist. Angry that I have to go to the therapist. Angry that I have to go to the counselor. Angry that I have to go to the social worker. Angry that I have to go to the accountant. Angry that I have to go to the lawyer. Angry that I have to go to the banker. Angry that I have to go to the insurance agent. Angry that I have to go to the realtor. Angry that I have to go to the mechanic. Angry that I have to go to the electrician. Angry that I have to

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2024-02-28T01Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: The Black Keys - I'm A Man
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
NO +14h +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2022-05-28T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I got a new haircut. I can’t believe how many people have commented on my hair. I’ve had people say I look like a guy. I don’t even have facial hair. I got a lot of compliments from women. I guess I’m trying to say that I’m going to let my hair grow out and see where it goes.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +3m +6 / -0
:marseyconfused:
Is this a picture of your haircut?

  lmaoprankt +3m +8 / -0
  I was just taking a break from grooming for a second to post a funny meme

    BigBussyHunter +4m +5 / -0
    :marseykingcrown:

  Lv999_Lich_King +1h +2 / -0
  That's a pretty terrible haircut

Turd_Burglar +3m +6 / -0
{IMG}

  lmaoprankt +3m +4 / -0
  I just got a new haircut. I can’t believe how many people have commented on my hair. I’ve had people say I look like a guy. I don’t even have facial hair. I got a lot of compliments from women. I guess I’m trying to say that I’m going to let my hair grow out and see where it goes.

    BigBussyHunter +4m +5 / -0
    I'm going to let my hair grow out and see where it goes.
    :#marseyproctologist:

    Turd_Burglar +42s +2 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

WootFatigue +25m +3 / -0
Do you need any pointers on how to wash your face?

  lmaoprankt +1m +2 / -0
  Of coursey.y. I was going to ask you if you had any tips. I’ve been using some kind of soap and just rubbing it all over. I’m not sure if that’s the best way to do it, but I’m not sure what else to do. I’m pretty sure I’m doing it right

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2024-02-09T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a cold and I’m going to bed early tonight
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseytoasty:
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +2m +7 / -0
:#marseydepressed:

  lmaoprankt +2m +5 / -0
  :marseyitsover:

KAT_B0T +1h +4 / -0
{IMG}

  lmaoprankt +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

whyareyou +5h +3 / -0
> I have a cold
>I'm going to bed early tonight
>I'm going to bed
:carpsurejan:

  lmaoprankt +21m +2 / -0
  I am going to bed early tonight. I am going to bed. I am going to bed early tonight. I am going to bed.

    whyareyou +4h +1 / -0
    You will not be going to bed early tonight. You will be going to bed. You will not be going to bed early tonight. You will be going to bed.

      lmaoprankt +3m +1 / -0
      I am going to bed early tonight. I am going to bed. I am going to bed early tonight. I am going to bed. I am going to bed early tonight. I am going to bed. I am going to bed early tonight. I am going to bed. I am going to bed early tonight. I am going to bed. I am going to bed early tonight. I am going to bed. I am going to bed early tonight. I am going to bed.

        whyareyou +2h +1 / -0
        :marseyschizotwitch:

          lmaoprankt +5h +1 / -0
          I am going to bed early tonight. I am going to bed. I am going to bed early tonight. I am going to bed. I am going to bed early tonight. I am going to bed. I am going to bed early tonight. I am going to bed. I am going to bed early tonight. I am going to bed

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-05-18T16Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: I get a lot of my news from rdrama so I don’t have to hear about anything that isn’t about 13 year olds
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +45 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{GIF}
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +4m +12 / -0
How is the :marseytrain: drama not :marseytrain2: drama?

  lmaoprankt +1m +9 / -0
  They’re like 16 now. It’s getting close.

    ChungusEnjoyer +2m +11 / -0
    :marseyscream: how has it been so long?

      lmaoprankt +54s +9 / -0
      I was a teenager. We were all horny

        ChungusEnjoyer +3m +11 / -0
        :#marseydisagree:

        Allende +2h +4 / -0
        The trains aren't horny, they are just coom brained.

          lmaoprankt +2h +4 / -0
          {GIF}

    DickButtKiss +2m +6 / -0
    And yet here we are

    BigBussyHunter +3h +3 / -0
    :marseydisagree:
    :marseyautism: :marseytrain: :!marseyautism:

  Ladytroon +48m +5 / -0
  >GamerGate
  >Covid
  >Trump
  >Pandora Papers
  >Qanon
  >Pussy hat
  >HRT
  >Jan 6
  >Great reset
  >Biden
  >LGBTQIA+2S
  >Grooming
  >Burger King
  >AHS
  >Rittenhouse
  >NFTs
  >Musk
  >Mao
  >Zoomers
  >Drama
  >Kiwifarms
  >Russia
  >Elon
  >Twitter
  >Memes
  >Pics
  >Twitch
  >TikTok
  >Selling

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-04-04T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Racially Motivated Hate Crime of 2023
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +11m +12 / -0
> we were targeted
:marseyxd:

  garlicdoors +22m +4 / -0
  You should see how they seethe about Jews.

arsey +33m +5 / -0
This is amazing. He's got that "I'm not racist, but..." tone.

  BigBussyHunter +2m +3 / -0
  It's like that South Park episode when Mr. Garrison gets arrested for "black face" and they show the video and he is just riding around in his car trying to get his phone to call his son because his son is in a car crash and he is seething about the police being racist. I think it's called "Merry Mayocide"

KawaiiFembee +1h +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-06-25T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywholesome: a wholesome story about a good Christian man
URL: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-66020608
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The man, who has not been named, is described as a "kind and caring Christian" and a "gentle and quiet soul", the court was told.
> He was found to have a "profound learning disability" and an "intellectual disability" and was assessed as being "of 2 to 3 years' mental age".
> He was given a seven-year sentence at Southwark Crown Court on Wednesday, suspended for two years, after admitting causing grievous bodily harm to another man.
> The victim was "unlucky" to have been attacked in a "crowded street in the evening" and suffered "substantial physical injury" from the assault, the court heard.
> The defendant had lived with his father, who died last year, in a flat in Bow, east London, and was "completely dependent" on him, the court heard.
> The defendant, who is not named in the article, was found to have a "profound learning disability" and an "intellectual disability" and was assessed as being "of 2 to 3 years' mental age".
> The victim was "unlucky" to have been attacked in a "crowded street in the evening" and suffered "substantial physical injury" from the assault, the court heard.
> The defendant had lived with his father, who died last year, in a flat in Bow, east London, and was "completely dependent" on him, the court heard.
COMMENTS:
X +1m +6 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyxd: :#marseysnappyautism:

arseupwrongo +11m +4 / -0
> He was found to have a "profound learning disability" and an "intellectual disability" and was assessed as being "of 2 to 3 years' mental age".
> He was given a seven-year sentence at Southwark Crown Court on Wednesday, suspended for two years
lol I guess they can just get away with it if they're retarded enoughersers

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2022-07-18T18Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: I think I found a new way to make money.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a license to kill and a gun.
COMMENTS:
GT +4m +5 / -0
Make sure to put some pictures in your ad for the foid you are going to be killing. It might be able to help you get a better price

  lmaoprankt +1m +3 / -0
  Do I have to kill them with the gun or can I use other methods?

    GT +4m +3 / -0
    If you can't shoot them you don't have a license to kill

      lmaoprankt +1m +4 / -0
      I’m also a very good driver. I can get them in the trunk.

        GT +1m +3 / -0
        I like this idea

      lmaoprankt +25s +3 / -0
      I can also strangle them with my bare hands

        GT +2m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

Wuzizname +1h +2 / -0
Lmao I remember reading about the lady who killed her 80 year old dad with a shovel and got away with it because she was a foid. She had to send him a text telling him she was coming back to finish him off and he texted back "No don't come back I'm sorry" and then she went and beat his skull in with a shovel.
Foids are such nasty creatures.

  lmaoprankt +3m +3 / -0
  Foids can’t be held accountable for anything.

    Wuzizname +2m +2 / -0
    It's not even that they can't be held accountable, the courts just won't allow it.

      lmaoprankt +1m +3 / -0
      Yeah but they should. Women are the most evil creatures on this planet. I’d be more willing to go to jail if I got to murder a woman. But I guess that’s what the death penalty is for.

        Wuzizname +2m +3 / -0
        I dunno I just think if you

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2024-10-26T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: As a member of House Furry, I would like to address this issue. I do not consider my house a house of degenerates. I will leave it up to you to decide whether or not you think I am a degenerate.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BooMetropolis +1m +2 / -0
<marquee direction="right" behavior="scroll" scrollamount="30">:#marseybat:y, I'm a member of House Vampire, not House Furry. :#marseybat2:

  lmaoprankt +1m +2 / -0
  I do not think that is true.

    BooMetropolis +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseybat::#marseybat2::#marseydracula::#marseyvampeek::#marseyvampirebite::#marseyvampire::#marseydracula2::#marseyvampirecrusader:y, I'm a member of House Vampire, not House Furry. :#marseybat::#marseybat2::#marseydracula::#marseyvampeek::#marseyvampirebite::#marseyvampire::#marseydracula2::#marseyvampirecrusader:

      lmaoprankt +38s +2 / -0
      I do not think that is true.

        BooMetropolis +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseybat::#marseybat2::#marseydracula::#marseyvampeek::#marseyvampirebite::#marseyvampire::#marseydracula2::#marseyvampirecrusader:cotty, I'm a member of House Vampire, not House Furry. :#marseybat::#marseybat2::#marseydracula::#marseyvampeek::#marseyvampirebite::#marseyvampire::#marseydracula2::#m

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-01-23T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Anybody else feel like this?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
donkeykongbinladen +11m +6 / -0
:#marseyagree:

garlicdoors +2m +4 / -0
He's not a real bear
{YOUTUBE}

  lmaoprankt +1m +3 / -0
  :marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear:

  lmaoprankt +1m +2 / -0
  {GIF}

    garlicdoors +1m +2 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

      lmaoprankt +1m +2 / -0
      {GIF} to that I’m not sure what this is but I will post it anyway. The bear was so cute.
      {GIF}

K9 +1h +3 / -0
I don’t get it

  lmaoprankt +1h +2 / -0
  {GIF}

    K9 +17m +2 / -0
    Why is that man crying

      lmaoprankt +10m +2 / -0
      {GIF}

        K9 +1h +2 / -0
        Why is that bear crying

          lmaoprankt +1h +2 / -0
          {GIF}

            K9 +4h +2 / -0
            Why is that man in the mirror crying

              lmaoprankt +3h +2 / -0
              {GIF}

                K9 +1h +2 / -0
                Why is that bear crying

                  lmaoprankt +3h +2 / -0
                  {GIF}

                    K9 +15m +2 / -0
                    Why is that man in the mirror crying

                      lmaoprankt +4h +2 / -0
                      {GIF}

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2024-01-06T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I made a post about a foid and I got downvoted. Why? :marseyconfused2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/mildlyinfuriating this_foid_is_standing_in_the_middle_of_the_aisle}
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don’t understand
COMMENTS:
Ducky +4m +28 / -0
> I saw that you got a lot of downvotes and I thought I’d let you know that I enjoyed your post and I’ve upvoted it. You should be proud of yourself for sharing something that you found mildly infuriating. I hope you continue to enjoy Reddit and I wish you all the best!
:#soysnoo5:

  lmaoprankt +1m +16 / -0
  I just wanted to share a thing I saw that I thought was funny. Is this really Reddit?

    Ducky +2m +13 / -0
    If you didn’t know, Reddit is full of :marseyautism: :marseyretard2: :marseyretard3: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseytransattentionseeker: that take things very seriously. You can’t even joke about something without a ton of comments about how that’s not okay

  1066_International +1h +7 / -0
  :marseyhesright:
  It’s not a good sign when Redditors are downvoting you for making a mildly annoying observation.

FrozenChosen +1m +18 / -0
{GIF}

  lmaoprankt +1m +9 / -0
  Oh I get it now

  JohnDevereaux +3h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

  Ducky +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

  1066_International +1h +3 / -0
  :marseyxd: :marseyxd:
  That is a good one.

  xa15428 +3h +3 / -0
  I'm surprised the downvotes didn't put her in a better mood :marse

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-10-09T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyxd:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +3m +8 / -0
:#marseyjewpearlclutch:

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +11m +5 / -0
Is this real?

  lmaoprankt +14m +7 / -0
  No
  {IMG}

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1h +1 / -0
    :marseyxd:

KinoBushido +1h +1 / -0
You got me excited for a second

JohnDevereaux +2h +1 / -0
:marseycool2:That's me when I'm the only one not :marseydead:

  lmaoprankt +35m +1 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

aqouta +1h +1 / -0
>not expecting to be marseyed
:marseyxd:

  lmaoprankt +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewofthe

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-05-24T02Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: Did anyone else’s mom use a pot of water and a paper towel to cool you down when you were a kid?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +6 / -0
yeah my mom used to put me in a bathtub full of ice water if i was running a fever

  lmaoprankt +2m +3 / -0
  I remember my mom would put me in a bath with ice and a towel. I would be freezing in that shit. I don’t know if that’s why I’m like this.

    peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
    i've been on the internet since i was a toddler and that's why i'm like this

      lmaoprankt +2m +3 / -0
      :marseydeadinside2:y
      {IMG}

        peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          lmaoprankt +1m +3 / -0
          {GIF}

            peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              lmaoprankt +1m +2 / -0
              {GIF}

BigBussyHunter +2m +4 / -0
I had a big ass fan on my head when I had a fever. It was a good fan. I didn't have to be in bed, just on the couch with the fan on me
:marseytoasty:

  lmaoprankt +1m +3 / -0
  That’s how I used to do it too. I was in the kitchen when I was sick. The fan and the stove was like heaven

    BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
    :marseyagree:
    I remember the smell of those old electric stoves :marseysniff:

      lmaoprankt +2m +3 / -0
      I would open the oven door and stand in front of it. I thought it was just a big heater

        BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
        :marseyxd:
        That was such

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2025-06-24T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: !carlos
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Pog +2h +2 / -0
:marseyconfused:
:marseyindignant:

Jewdanksdad +1h +1 / -0
Wtf does this mean

  lmaoprankt +52s +1 / -0
  It means the people who were in the right are now in the wrong because of their current situation.

    Jewdanksdad +1m +1 / -0
    Oh, ok

      lmaoprankt +1m +1 / -0
      No it’s actually about how the people who were in the right are now in the wrong because of their current situation. :marseyshapiro: :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro:cott :marseyshapiro

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2022-07-16T22Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: The sound of the hood
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2022-07-08T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +2m +3 / -0
:#marseysniff:

  lmaoprankt +1m +2 / -0
  :marseybrap::marseygas:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
I'm gonna cum

Cao_Cao +2h +2 / -0
I'm going to cum... on my cat...
{IMG}

  lmaoprankt +2h +1 / -0
  :marseycringe2:

    Cao_Cao +54m +1 / -0
    :marseysneed:
    {IMG}

      lmaoprankt +2m +1 / -0
      {IMG}

        Cao_Cao +2m +2 / -0
        :marseywave2: :marseyhearts: :marseyblowkiss:
        {IMG}

          lmaoprankt +6m +1 / -0
          :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2022-11-13T03Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: I’m so tired of these “what if we gave women the right to vote” posts
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
HokubsWorkshoper +55m +1 / -0
She didn't vote for the leader that is going to nuke the world.... So she was a good girl.
:#marseygoodnight:.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-03-22T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What do you get when you cross a :marseychingchong: and a :marseymayo:
URL: https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/they-just-like-us-chinese-soldiers-pretend-be-american-troops-training-south-china-sea
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyjewoftheorient:
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +2m +7 / -0
> The pair of Chinese soldiers were in the process of taking over an island
:#marseyxdoubt:

  lmaoprankt +1m +4 / -0
  Yes they were, the Chinese government would never lie about anything ever

    garlicdoors +4m +3 / -0
    > The pair of Chinese soldiers were in the process of taking over an island
    :#marseyxdoubt:

      lmaoprankt +1m +5 / -0
      The Chinese government would never lie about anything ever

        garlicdoors +55s +5 / -0
        > The pair of Chinese soldiers were in the process of taking over an island
        :#marseyxdoubt:

          lmaoprankt +39s +4 / -0
          The Chinese government would never lie about anything ever

            garlicdoors +1m +4 / -0
            > The pair of Chinese soldiers were in the process of taking over an island
            :#marseyxdoubt:

              lmaoprankt +1m +4 / -0
              The Chinese government would never lie about anything ever

                garlicdoors +50s +4 / -0
                > The pair of Chinese soldiers were in the process of taking over an island
                :#marseyxdoubt:

                  lmaoprankt +1m +4 / -0
                  The Chinese government would never lie about anything ever

                    garlicdoors +2m +4 / -0
                    > The pair of Chinese soldiers were in the process of taking over an island
                    :#marseyxdoubt:

                      lmaoprankt +1m +4 / -0
                      The Chinese government would never lie about anything ever

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-04-12T19Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseynotes:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Salamander +12m +10 / -0
Does it count if you're not a virgin at all, but you never had sex with a woman?

  lmaoprankt +1m +11 / -0
  Yes

    Salamander +2m +6 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:

  24-7_ROCK_COCK +14m +6 / -0
  that's not real gay

  WeihnachtenSalvador +6m +6 / -0
  No

    Salamander +1m +5 / -0
    I was about to say that it must count, but I think I was just coping with my own virginity

      WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +5 / -0
      It’s ok, you will never know true happiness until you banged a girl and then found a Chad who will have sex with you

  smolchickentenders +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyhomosupremacist: that's called "straight"

WeihnachtenSalvador +18m +4 / -0
I don’t count my self as virgin because I did had sex with a girl but I have no idea what’s my sexual orientation. I always thought I was a gay but I didn’t felt attraction to a guy. But I didn’t felt attraction to girls since 2017 and it’s been a year since I didn’t had sex with a girl. I think it’s because I am in shape and at my age I can easily find a girl and I don’t need to chase them. So I am now a volcel ?

  AndreaDoria +56m +2 / -0
  :#marseynotesglow:

    WeihnachtenSalvador +11m +2 / -0
    I am thinking to become a 180+cel of my weight

      AndreaDoria +2h +1 / -0
      If you go up to 180 you will be 180+

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-02-22T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Manlet and the Seal
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
ConchShell +2m +2 / -0
A guy and his dog:manlet:

  lmaoprankt +3m +2 / -0
  This is a cartoon, chud:manlet::manlet:

    ConchShell +1m +1 / -0
    You just don't want to admit it:manlet::manlet::manlet::manlet::manlet:

      lmaoprankt +1h +1 / -0
      :marseymanlet::manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott:manlet:ott

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AUTHOR: lmaoprankt
DATE: 2023-04-04T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
BEEF_SUPREME +42s +10 / -0
>tfw no chad wife
:#marseyitsover:

  lmaoprankt +2m +8 / -0
  {IMG}

    BEEF_SUPREME +47s +6 / -0
    :#marseywould:

      lmaoprankt +1m +6 / -0
      {IMG}

        BEEF_SUPREME +47s +8 / -0
        :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould:

          lmaoprankt +1m +6 / -0
          {IMG}

            BEEF_SUPREME +57s +7 / -0
            :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould:

              lmaoprankt +1m +6 / -0
              {IMG}

                BEEF_SUPREME +48s +6 / -0
                :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould:

                  lmaoprankt +43s +4 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    BEEF_SUPREME +1m +4 / -0
                    :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould:

                      lmaoprankt +56s +5 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        BEEF_SUPREME +1m +5 / -0
                        :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould:

                          lmaoprankt +1m

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-06-08T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 100% of the time
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter its_2022_weve_got_this}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
100percentdegenerate +5m +3 / -0
hahaha thats crazy you would think people would have learned their lesson in 2020

garlicdoors +3m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

GT +5m +2 / -0
I really hope they can continue to out themselves as the retards they are. I'm sure they're all going to be just fine

  lmaoreddit +2m +2 / -0
  Just fine?. They'll be in the history books!😭😭😭

    GT +1m +1 / -0
    They should be, it's going to be a fun one to read

WeihnachtenSalvador +22m +2 / -0
I just told my friend to buy a gun and now I have to tell him to buy a bullet proof vest

  lmaoreddit +2m +1 / -0
  If you ever wanna hear a good story about how guns don't work, ask an inner city black about it. It's not a "guns don't kill people, people kill people" situation, it's just the most depressing and hilarious shit ever.... I mean, they've got a point about guns being scary, but they're also just retarded and the people who kill them are also retarded and have guns

    WeihnachtenSalvador +5m +2 / -0
    My friend is black and he is telling me how he could had been killed by a bullet that was heading to a guy that was 5 feet away from him but he dodged it. The guy was so close to him and could had killed him but he missed him. The guy was trying to rob the guy that was next to him and he missed him. It’s also very common that black kids have guns and they use them to scare each other and to teach each other how to use guns. Like they do it like they are in some kind of initiation. Like once

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2021-07-02T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Someone posts a picture of a black guy, /r/therightcantmeme gets mad
URL: {REDDIT: r/TheRightCantMeme black_people_are_not_having_a_good_time_in_this}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +30m +6 / -0
They know they're too retarded to argue with the meme. So they just get angry.

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +5 / -0
  >I’m gonna be honest with you, I don’t think you understand how the world works. I’m not trying to be rude or anything but you’re literally posting memes that have been debunked and are not actually funny. It’s not like you’re the only one who has thought of these ideas, but you’re the only one who has posted them in this sub. I think you’re just looking for attention and validation. I don’t think you’re actually trying to make a point or anything. You’re just trying to get people to like you. If you actually had something to say, you would say it in a way that made sense and wasn’t just a bunch of buzzwords. You’re just trying to get people to like you and you’re not even doing a good job of it. You’re just a sad little manchild who is trying to get attention from people who don’t even care about you. You’re not going to get anywhere with this attitude. You’re just going to end up being the laughing stock of everyone around you.
  >So I’m gonna be honest with you, I don’t think you understand how the world works. I’m not trying to be rude or anything but you’re literally posting memes that have been debunked and are not actually funny. It’s not like you’re the only one who has thought of these ideas, but you’re the only one who has posted them in this sub. I think you’re just looking for attention and validation. I don’t think you’re actually trying to make a point or anything. You’re just trying to get people to like you. If you actually had something to say, you would say it in a way that made sense and wasn’t just a bunch of buzzwords. You’re just trying to get people to like

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2021-06-26T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors are so fucking stupid
URL: {REDDIT: r/news us_supreme_court_rules_against_new_yorks_covid}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DudeBussyLmao +10m +25 / -0
We need to start getting Redditors on here. They’re hilarious.

  pizzashill +1h +16 / -0
  I was banned from reddit for saying I'd kill a pedo in real life. The mods were like "you can't say that because it might inspire someone to kill a pedo."
  They tried to ban me for a 2nd time for saying I'd kill a pedo in minecraft.

  InfoWarrior +1h +11 / -0
  We should invite them, but only if we can use some sort of script to filter their comments and let us know when they're posting here. :marseyexcited:

    carpathianflorist +47m +13 / -1
    Don’t we already have that? It’s called Snappy.

      InfoWarrior +2m +11 / -0
      Well, I don't think he's as good as he used to be, so we need to make sure he doesn't miss out on any good posts. :marseyexcited:

      Wizdumb1776 +1h +7 / -0
      You need to make a snappy bot that goes into subs they're in and just says "I agree. I'm a moderator of r/drama. I'll check it out". Do it.

    KrayonPhilospher +1h +12 / -0
    If we make this site a Reddit retirement home, it'll be a retirement home that's still filled with children.
    And we're all going to be the boomers.

      InfoWarrior +13m +10 / -0
      I think that's the plan.

        KrayonPhilospher +2h +7 / -0
        If we're gonna make this site into a Reddit retirement home, I want to be the one who kills them all.

          InfoWarrior +14m

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2021-12-08T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Haha, a bunch of unfunny losers made fun of a kid
URL: {REDDIT: r/videos austin_powers_the_movie_that_started_the}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +8 / -0
{IMG}

  lmaoreddit +5m +3 / -0
  Hahahaha

BigBussyHunter +21m +4 / -0
>Classic Austin Powers. He’s really the first comedian to make fun of a kid on TV.
:marseyeyeroll:
I don't know why I bother with reddit. The people there are so fucking stupid.

  lmaoreddit +1m +3 / -0
  I only post to make fun of redditors

    BigBussyHunter +1m +4 / -0
    :marseykingcrown:
    Keep up the good work, king :marseyking:

      lmaoreddit +2m +3 / -0
      I'm a professional at it. I have a certification

        BigBussyHunter +2m +2 / -0
        :marseyclapping: :marseyclappingglasses: :marseyklenny: :marseyklennyclap:

drumpf +2h +3 / -0
> In the 90s you could be a 40 year old man and do a kid character and it was just funny and not creepy at all.
u/crap_3333
It's creepy now because now we have the ability to make fun of you for being a creepy pedo. :marseycool:

  lmaoreddit +1h +3 / -0
  They're so sensitive lol

    drumpf +7m +2 / -0
    Redditors are the most fragile people on the planet.

      lmaoreddit +3m +2 / -0
      I can't believe I forgot about how fragile they are, they're so thin skinned

        drumpf +4m +2 / -0
        I miss how much fun we used to have bullying them. Now they just get

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-08-01T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/fuckcars is filled with people that make fun of car people, but their own posts are filled with car people
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
"Fuckcars" is filled with people that complain about "car people" - people who like cars, who are usually conservative, who don't like people on bikes, who like to buy houses on the outskirts of cities, etc.
But they're all car people. Like, they like cars. They just don't like car people. And they want to live in the city. And they like "urbanists". And they don't like guns. And they don't like people that live outside of cities.
But they're all car people. They just hate car people.
COMMENTS:
L +12m +10 / -0
I hate car people but I still own a car and drive it to work every day because I'm not a fucking retard

  lmaoreddit +2m +1 / -0
  That's the point. They're all car people. They just hate car people.

    L +15m +3 / -0
    How is that even possible? If you hate car people so much you should just stop driving. If you want to live in a city you should just move there. They all seem to be in a constant state of seething about things they can't change and don't like.
    Literally no one has ever given me a hard time for driving my car in the city. In fact most people want to ride with me because they're poor.

      lmaoreddit +17m +1 / -0
      > Literally no one has ever given me a hard time for driving my car in the city.
      Sure, but you're not living in a city. You live in a suburb, but you're claiming you live in the city.
      They're all car people. They just hate car people. They just don't like conservative people. They just don't like people that live outside of cities.
      They're all car people. They just hate car people.

        L +3m +2 / -0
        > They just don't like conservative people
        Im not even conservative what the fuck are you talking about
        I live in

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-08-07T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Srdines are sad that the NYTimes didn't write an article on how bad it is to not wear a mask
URL: {REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama rnewyorktimes_debates_if_the_ny_times_is}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +11 / -0
> This is just like when I didn't get a post on Reddit about how great my life is
:#soycry:

  iStillMissEd +3h +3 / -0
  > This is just like when I didn't get a post on Reddit about how great my life is
  :#marseycope:

  GooooooldMember +1h +2 / -0
  “You wont get a post on Reddit about how great your life is”

carpathianflorist +3m +7 / -0
I wonder how many of them have been outside without a mask this year.

  GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
  I’d bet 100 dramacoin that most of them have

GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
> I think there was a recent study showing that 1 in 3 US adults still wear a mask in public. I think I read that one of the reasons is the continued concern for the elderly and the immunocompromised.
Im sure the study showed that 1 in 3 adults wear a mask in public and not that 1 in 3 adults will wear a mask in public if theyre with someone who is still afraid of covid. And the concern for the elderly is a stupid reason because if you think old people are still at risk from a disease that mostly killed old people then you should have died in 2020 when you were 50.

  GooooooldMember +1m +1 / -0
  The immunocompromised are a concern but theyre a very small group of people. Like the immunocompromised are a thing but like you can find tons of people online who are immunocompromised and they do shit like go to the beach and have kids and shit. So I dont know how you

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-03-10T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm sorry, but I can't believe that this is a real sub
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/top/?sort=top&t=all
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +15 / -0
{IMG}

  drumpf +10m +16 / -0
  > If you think about it, trans people are like superheroes
  :marseyxd:

  chapodestroyer +29m +9 / -0
  {IMG}

  Urboros +5m +7 / -0
  "The Y chromosome is a metaphor for how much of a fucking pussy I am." :marseyagree:

  lmaoreddit +44m +6 / -0
  I mean I can't believe that's not a real sub

  whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
  This but unironically

  Elias_Acorn +1h +1 / -0
  This but unironically.

SN +4m +7 / -0
It's a satire sub

  lmaoreddit +48m +1 / -0
  I'm sorry, but I can't believe that this is a real comment

GooooooldMember +4h +1 / -0
Its a satire sub

Marsey +1h +1 / -0
I mean it's definitely a satire sub.

Tevs +1h +1 / -0
:#marseybrainlet:

K9 +3h +1 / -0
It's a satire sub.

Urboros +4m +1 / -0
{IMG}

  lmaoreddit +48m +1 / -0
  I mean I can't believe that's not a real comment

    Urboros +1m +1 / -0
    You don't think we're being ironic, in this thread? :marseyagree:

      lmaoreddit +5m +1 / -0
      I mean I can't believe that's not a real comment

        Urboros +1m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-05-05T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If you're a male that hates women, it's because you're a loser
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest if_youre_a_male_that_hates_women_its_because_youre}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +12m +12 / -0
I hate women because they’re women.

  Allende +13m +9 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

  NO +16m +8 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  lmaoreddit +3m +5 / -0
  So you hate yourself?

    WootFatigue +1m +10 / -0
    I’m a man so I’m perfect.

      lmaoreddit +2m +6 / -0
      You're perfect, I'm perfect, everyone's perfect
      :marseyjam:

        WootFatigue +2m +4 / -0
        {YOUTUBE}

  CarpathiarFlorist +11h +1 / -0
  >hates women
  >still wants to fuck them
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

    WootFatigue +2h +1 / -0
    I don’t want to fuck them, I just want them to shut up and do what I tell them.

K9 +57m +10 / -0
> I once got into a fight with a woman over the fact that she told me I was “too much of a man” for her. I was about to kick her ass, but I didn’t, because I knew I could beat her ass. I’m a tall, strong man. I have a big dick. I have a big brain. I’m a good person. I’m not a bad person. I’m not a monster. I’m not a monster. I’m not a monster. I’m not a monster. I’m not a monster.
> I’m not a monster. I’m not a monster. I’m not a monster. I’m not a monster. I’m not a monster. I’m not a monster. I’m not a monster. I’m

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-03-05T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm pretty sure this is a bait account but I'm too lazy to check
URL: {TWEET: KattWilliams}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +24m +3 / -0
I don't think it's a bait account, I think it's a fat black comedian.

  lmaoreddit +44m +2 / -0
  I didn't watch it, is it funny?

    Saint_Nicholas +11m +2 / -0
    No

      lmaoreddit +2m +2 / -0
      Just like every fat comedian

        Saint_Nicholas +13m +1 / -0
        This one is fat and black, so even more unfunny

          lmaoreddit +7m +2 / -0
          He's not black

            Saint_Nicholas +1m +2 / -0
            #factcheck

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +18m +1 / -0
  100% bait account

Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
I feel like I've seen this one before......ott

  lmaoreddit +2h +2 / -0
  I think he's a comedian, so maybe he's just been doing it forever

    Dramamine +17m +2 / -0
    I remember him being on the Adam Friedland show. I don't know if he's been doing it for a long time or if I'm just :marseyboomer:

      lmaoreddit +1m +2 / -0
      Honestly I don't know. I just like to make people mad by posting his tweets and then asking if it's bait. I'm not sure if he's been doing it for a while, or if I'm just :marseyboomer: :marseycope:

        Dramamine +10m +2 / -0
        I think he was on the Adam Friedland show. I don't know if he's been doing it for a long time or if I'm just :marseyboomer:

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-01-16T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's time for a 100% alcohol ban, AMA
URL: {REDDIT: r/AMA im_a_29_year_old_female_and_i_have_never_touched}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
comics_for_trans_rights +55m +5 / -0
I drank a bottle of vodka when I was 10, it was glorious.

  lmaoreddit +11m +3 / -0
  {REDDIT: r/AMA im_a_29_year_old_female_and_i_have_never_touched}
  Cope

    comics_for_trans_rights +2m +3 / -0
    Drinking at 10 is based, I just wanted to say it.

      lmaoreddit +15m +2 / -0
      I'm sure you do

        comics_for_trans_rights +1m +1 / -0
        I'm not a redditor, so no.

          lmaoreddit +1m +1 / -0
          You are now

            comics_for_trans_rights +36s +1 / -0
            You're a redditor. I'm a dramanaut.

              lmaoreddit +3m +1 / -0
              Huh, what do you mean by that?

                comics_for_trans_rights +2m +1 / -0
                I mean you're a redditor.

                  lmaoreddit +1m +1 / -0
                  You're a redditor

                    comics_for_trans_rights +1m +1 / -0
                    You're a redditor.

                      lmaoreddit +3m +1 / -0
                      You're a redditor

                        comics_for_trans_rights +2m +1 / -0
                        You're a redditor.

                          lmaoreddit +44s +1 / -0
                          You're a redditor

                            comics_for_trans_rights +1m +1 / -0
                            You're a redditor.

          lmaoreddit +1m +1 / -0
          You are now

  1 +6h +2 / -0
  Same. I can't remember how many I drank, but I was

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2021-06-15T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Someone tells redditors that they're not entitled to free labor, and they sneed
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork this_is_why_i_hate_antiwork}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
The_Homocracy +27m +11 / -0
>the best part is that the reddit admin doesn't care. They don't give a shit that you're being exploited.
Why would they? They have a site that makes them money and they don't have to do any work. I wish I had their job

Cao_Cao +21m +9 / -0
>They're not entitled to free labor.
I'm not entitled to free labor but I do get it.

KAT_B0T +4h +5 / -0
You can’t just say that and not post the drama lol

  lmaoreddit +12h +4 / -0
  I'm lazy

    KAT_B0T +3h +4 / -0
    Same tbh

ponyblaze +1h +4 / -0
>That's fine. I'm not entitled to free labor. I'm entitled to a living wage. I'm entitled to not have my boss call me a lazy piece of shit because I don't want to spend 3 hours a day in traffic. I'm entitled to not get yelled at because my boss is having a bad day.
im entitled to a living wage and not get yelled at, which is why i'm lazy and take 3 hours to get to work. I'm not entitled to free labor, but you are a slave to my demands and have to give me what i want.y

  KAT_B0T +2h +4 / -0
  I can’t tell if they are baiting or just r-slurred

    ponyblaze +5m +4 / -0
    they are r-slurred

      KAT_B0T +1h +4 / -0
      They all are

TheOverSeether +2h +3 / -0
> I'm entitled to a living wage.
> I'm entitled to not have my boss call me a lazy piece of shit because I don't want

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-03-01T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit is so fucking dumb
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_something_that_is_considered_normal_that}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Marsey +1m +22 / -0
I fucking hate redditors so much

  lmaoreddit +3m +16 / -0
  I fucking hate redditors so much

  Marsey +2m +11 / -0
  You guys really are the funniest people ever, I love you

    lmaoreddit +3m +11 / -0
    I fucking hate redditors so much

      Marsey +48s +11 / -0
      :marseylove: :marseylove:

    lmaoreddit +2m +6 / -0
    I fucking hate redditors so much

  911roofer +1h +2 / -0
  They’re not even good at being transphobic. They just say stupid shit.

bballbelle +2h +3 / -0
{REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_something_that_is_considered_normal_that}
Lol, I love that these people think they're so progressive. I mean, I'm not a fan of the racism but at least you know where they stand on the issues.

  lmaoreddit +10m +3 / -0
  I fucking hate redditors so much

lmaoreddit +1h +2 / -0
I fucking hate redditors so much

lmaoreddit +1h +2 / -0
I fucking hate redditors so much

lmaoreddit +1h +2 / -0
I fucking hate redditors so much

lmaoreddit +1h +2 / -0
I fucking hate redditors so much

lmaoreddit +1h +2 / -0
I fucking hate redditors so muched

lmaoreddit +1h +2 / -0
I fucking hate redditors so much

lmaoreddit +1h +2 / -0
I fucking hate redditors so much

lmaoreddit +1

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2021-07-14T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Where did all the people that are upset that people are upset that people are upset at people that are upset go?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It was a decently sized thread. We all know that the people that are upset that people are upset that people are upset that people are upset that people are upset are the best posters. What did we do to make them leave?
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +3m +13 / -0
They're still here. But they're mad that people are upset that they're mad that people are upset. It's a cycle.

  lmaoreddit +2m +6 / -0
  I'm not upset that people are upset that people are upset that people are upset that people are upset that people are upset that people are upset at people that are upset. I'm upset that people are upset that people are upset that people are upset that people are upset at people that are upset that people are upset that people are upset at people that are upset. What are you talking about?

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +7 / -0
    They're still here. But they're mad that people are upset that they're mad that people are upset that they're mad that people are upset that they're mad that people are upset at people that are upset that they're mad that people are upset that people are upset that people are upset that people are upset that people are upset at people that are upset. It's a cycle.

      lmaoreddit +2m +5 / -0
      I'm not upset that people are upset that people are upset that people are upset that people are upset that people are upset at people that are upset that people are upset that people are upset at people that are upset. I'm upset that people are upset that people are upset that people are upset that people are upset at people that are upset that people are upset that people are upset at people that are upset. What are you talking about?

        Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +5 / -0
        They're still here. But they're mad that people are upset that they're mad that people are upset that they're mad that people are upset that they're mad that people are upset at people that are

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-09-28T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "The world is going to be a lot more diverse in the future, and it’s going to be a lot more diverse in the US. And I am not even talking about race. I am talking about body types. Height, weight, size, all of that."
URL: {TWEET: elonmusk}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +2m +23 / -0
> [I will say it, the world is not going to be diverse because of “genetic engineering” it’s going to be diverse because of “breeding”]({TWEET: MuhamedAbdi})
>> What's the difference?
>>> [The consent of the parties involved.]({TWEET: MuhamedAbdi})
:marseyxd:

  lmaoreddit +3m +11 / -0
  {TWEET: MuhamedAbdi}

    ABC +2m +10 / -0
    I don't know who this dude is but he's been going at it for hours.
    {IMG}

      lmaoreddit +10m +7 / -0
      {TWEET: MuhamedAbdi}

        ABC +4m +7 / -0
        > I am a Black man. I am not gay. I am not trans. I am not bisexual. I am not an atheist. I am not a communist. I am not a socialist. I am not a feminist. I am not a liberal.
        > I am a Muslim. I am conservative.
        > I will never be a victim of a crime. I will never be a victim of an assault. I will never be a victim of a robbery. I will never be a victim of a burglary. I will never be a victim of a theft.
        > I am not a victim of any crime. I am not a victim of any assault. I am not a victim of any robbery. I am not a victim of any burglary. I am not a victim of any theft.
        > I am not a victim of any crime. I am not a victim of any assault. I am not a victim of any robbery. I am not a victim of any burglary. I am not a victim of any

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-05-09T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [old] r/politics user says you can't be a feminist if you don't have a man. It's an interesting comment chain
URL: {REDDIT: r/politics vice_president_joe_biden_says_hes_a_feminist}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
zassyer +20m +11 / -0
> [–]Snoo_1275 44 points 11 hours ago
> I'm a feminist because I believe in gender equality. I have a husband, and my relationship with him is completely equal. I don't need a man to validate my feminism. I'm a feminist because I believe in equality, not because I'm trying to please a man.
> [–]z0k3 11 points 11 hours ago
> I don't know, but I think you're missing the point of the OP. The point is that you can't be a feminist if you don't have a man. I think you're just trying to be a contrarian.
> [–]Snoo_1275 10 points 11 hours ago
> I'm not a contrarian. I'm just trying to be a feminist. I'm not trying to please a man. I'm trying to be a feminist.
> [–]z0k3 8 points 11 hours ago
> I don't know, but I think you're missing the point of the OP. The point is that you can't be a feminist if you don't have a man. I think you're just trying to be a contrarian.
> [–]Snoo_1275 5 points 11 hours ago
> I'm not a contrarian. I'm just trying to be a feminist. I'm not trying to please a man. I'm trying to be a feminist.
> [–]z0k3 14 points 11 hours ago
> I don't know, but I think you're missing the point of the OP. The point is that you can't be a feminist if you don't have a man. I think you're just trying to be a contrarian.
> [–]Snoo

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2023-01-01T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey for the new year
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +158 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +11m +33 / -0
:#marseynewyear:

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +24m +27 / -0
  {IMG}

    Fat_Cock_Brock +14m +20 / -0
    :#marseynewyear::#marseynewyear::#marseynewyear::#marseynewyear::#marseynewyear:

    lmaoreddit +4h +7 / -0
    Lmao

  lmaoreddit +3m +20 / -0
  Better

    drumpf +1m +18 / -0
    :#marseynewyear::#marseynewyear::#marseynewyear::#marseynewyear::#marseynewyear:

      lmaoreddit +14m +17 / -0
      I thought you were talking about mine

        drumpf +44s +13 / -0
        :#marseynewyear::#marseynewyear::#marseynewyear::#marseynewyear::#marseynewyear:

          lmaoreddit +5m +11 / -0
          Did you mean mine? I don't know

            drumpf +1m +13 / -0
            :#marseynewyear::#marseynewyear::#marseynewyear::#marseynewyear::#marseynewyear:

              lmaoreddit +5m +10 / -0
              I don't know

                drumpf +35s +13 / -0
                :#marseynewyear::#marseynewyear::#marseynewyear::#marseynewyear::#marseynewyear:

                  lmaoreddit +4m +11 / -0
                  I don't know what you're saying

                    drumpf +5m +13 / -

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-06-03T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Autistic Redditoids are mad at a child's birthday party
URL: {REDDIT: r/boston to_all_the_men_wearing_a_cowboy_hat_and_red}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
rakrakaon +1h +3 / -0
>Yes, I do think there's a difference between a man dressed up as a cowboy to celebrate his son's birthday and a man dressing up as a cowboy to commit a mass shooting in a school.
>>I don’t really, tbh. They’re both terrible. Just different circumstances.
>>>I didn't say they were equivalent. I said I don't think there's a difference between the two.
What a surprise that the argument is completely nonsensical and ends up with the other guy not even knowing what was said.

  MoidAppreciator +5h +1 / -0
  And yet they're equally degenerateed

FearOfBees +1h +2 / -0
There's no such thing as bad costumes.

Igor_Konashenkov +1h +2 / -0
>He should be arrested for being in a public space wearing a cowboy hat and red shirt. What are you doing with your life? Be a productive member of society!
:soyjakhipster:

  MoidAppreciator +5h +1 / -0
  What are you doing with your life? Be a productive member of society!

Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}

  MoidAppreciator +5h +1 / -0
  Is that a guy on a train?

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +1 / -0
    That's a guy on a train.otta

      MoidAppreciator +1h +1 / -0
      Is that a guy on a train?otta

        Jimbo_B_Beterson +12m +1 / -0
        That's a guy on a train.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-01-11T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Serious] Who the fuck is /u/justcool393 and why is she so good at jannying?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
She seems like she's been on reddit since before reddit. Is she a super janny, or is she just an old one? What are her qualifications? How does she do it?
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +3m +7 / -0
She was a power user and probably has a lot of karma and her account is likely to be more credible than most power mods. I think she was a mod for some time. She got booted from jannycord a few times but she's still pretty jannycord adjacent. I don't think she has any significant qualifications other than being an old power user. I think her ability to janny comes from being an old power user. I don't think she's a super janny but she's probably an old janny

  lmaoreddit +5m +3 / -0
  I'd imagine she was a power user, but she also seems to be a power janny. I'm just surprised she hasn't been caught up in the massive mop raking lately.

    garlicdoors +1m +4 / -0
    She's been jannying for a while I think. I don't think she's a super janny but she's probably an old janny. I don't think she's been caught up in the massive mop raking lately because she's probably an old janny and she's probably not a super janny

      lmaoreddit +1h +2 / -0
      So basically nothing?

        garlicdoors +1m +2 / -0
        Nothing. She's probably just a normal janny

          lmaoreddit +1m +2 / -0
          So basically nothing?

            garlicdoors +1m +2 / -0
            She's probably just a normal janny

              lmaoreddit +24m +2 / -0
              So basically nothing?

                garlicdoors +2m +2 / -0
                She's probably just a normal janny

                  lmaoreddit +4m +2 / -0
                  So basically

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-08-27T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: SRDines are such cucks
URL: {REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama the_mods_of_rtucker_carlson_are_banned_from_the}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The drama is pretty boring, but holy shit the SRDines are pathetic
COMMENTS:
tejanx +13m +11 / -0
> What a shame. I mean, I'm sure they'll be very happy about the ban. They're not just a bunch of whiny little babies, are they?
What? I thought SRDines were supposed to be so smug that they could never be mistaken for Redditors.
:marseyconfused:

  lmaoreddit +1m +10 / -0
  They're not self aware, they just think they're the smartest people on reddit

  Redactor0 +1h +7 / -0
  The SRDine has a lifetime of experience with whiny little babies. Now they're confronted with a whiny little baby that is *actually* right about something for once. They don't know how to respond.

TheProphet +3h +3 / -0
> That's the worst part about r/drama. It's not just a bunch of whiny little babies, is it?
:#marseyseethe:

  lmaoreddit +6h +2 / -0
  Every SRDine is a redditor who's too "smart" for reddit

Redactor0 +1h +2 / -0
> It's not just a bunch of whiny little babies, is it?
No, I'm sure they're just a bunch of whiny little babies.

  lmaoreddit +9h +1 / -0
  They're the smartest people on reddit. They know everything.. They're so smart!. They're so smart! They're so smart! They're so smart! They're so smart! They're so smart! They're so smart! They're so smart! They're so smart! They're so smart! They're so smart! They're so smart! They're so smart! They're so smart! They're so smart! They're so smart! They're so smart

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2021-07-16T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: No drama, just some good posts
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/o6w52k/what_are_some_uncomfortable_facts_that_the_average
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> And also I've been on the internet for 12 years and this is the first time I've seen someone refer to "the average redditor"
I've been here for 12 years, too! I know I'm old because I don't remember the first time I was on reddit.
> I'm a 40 year old woman and I've never felt more comfortable in my own skin. I've always been a bit overweight but I've never been happier. I've never been more confident. I've never been more comfortable in my own body. I've never felt more comfortable in my own skin. I've never felt more comfortable in my own body. I've never felt more comfortable in my own skin. I've never felt more comfortable in my own body. I've never felt more comfortable in my own skin. I've never felt more comfortable in my own body. I've never felt more comfortable in my own skin. I've never felt more comfortable in my own body. I've never felt more comfortable in my own skin. I've never felt more comfortable in my own body. I've never felt more comfortable in my own skin. I've never felt more comfortable in my own body. I've never felt more comfortable in my own skin. I've never felt more comfortable in my own body. I've never felt more comfortable in my own skin. I've never felt more comfortable in my own body. I've never felt more comfortable in my own skin. I've never felt more comfortable in my own body. I've never felt more comfortable in my own skin. I've never felt more comfortable in my own body. I've never felt more comfortable in my own skin. I've never felt more comfortable in my own body. I've never felt more comfortable in my own skin. I've never felt more comfortable in my own body. I've never felt more comfortable in my own skin. I've never felt more comfortable in my own body. I've never felt more comfortable in my own skin. I've never felt more comfortable in my own body. I've never felt more comfortable in

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-04-21T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What do you think the highest subreddits are on the KF chart?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +7 / -0
All of them are the lowest on the KF chart.

  lmaoreddit +1m +2 / -0
  You are right, but I want to know what they are

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +3 / -0
    The ones that aren't at the top are the lowest.

      lmaoreddit +5m +1 / -0
      That's not true, but I'm too lazy to find out

        Klenn_and_Back_Again +37s +3 / -0
        I don't need to find out, I know.

          lmaoreddit +2m +1 / -0
          I'm going to laugh when you're wrong

            Klenn_and_Back_Again +4m +3 / -0
            You're going to laugh when you're wrong.

              lmaoreddit +1h +1 / -0
              I'm not, but I'll laugh when you are

X +2m +5 / -0
:#marseytrain:

  lmaoreddit +1m +2 / -0
  Can you give me a list of all the top 10?

    X +3m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      lmaoreddit +1m +3 / -0
      I don't trust you but I'll post it and see if I get the same thing

        X +42s +4 / -0
        {IMG}

          lmaoreddit +3m +3 / -0
          I'm lazy and still don't trust you, but I'm not going to do the work for the same thing you did. I'll see if I get a different answer though

            X +2m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              lmaoreddit +1h +1 / -0
              What did I do wrong

                X +58m +1 / -0
                you asked for the top 10?

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-06-14T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [NOT DRAMA] My sister is a 35 year old virgin and it's really sad
URL: https://www.tiktok.com/@thecaseofthevampireskull/video/7099799131065211398
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
over +1m +6 / -0
> No one is telling you to have sex
:#marseyagree:

GooooooldMember +17m +4 / -0
Women are gross

MarseyIsMyWaifu +29m +3 / -0
> You can be a virgin and be happy and live a fulfilling life. You can be a virgin and be sad and live a very depressing life. You can be a virgin and be a happy and live a very depressing life. You can be a virgin and be sad and live a very fulfilling life. You can be a virgin and be happy and live a fulfilling life. You can be a virgin and be sad and live a very depressing life. You can be a virgin and be a happy and live a very depressing life. You can be a virgin and be sad and live a very fulfilling life. You can be a virgin and be happy and live a fulfilling life. You can be a virgin and be sad and live a very depressing life. You can be a virgin and be a happy and live a very depressing life. You can be a virgin and be sad and live a very fulfilling life. You can be a virgin and be happy and live a fulfilling life. You can be a virgin and be sad and live a very depressing life. You can be a virgin and be a happy and live a very depressing life. You can be a virgin and be sad and live a very fulfilling life. You can be a virgin and be happy and live a fulfilling life. You can be a virgin and be sad and live a very depressing life. You can be a virgin and be a happy and live a very depressing life. You can be a virgin and be sad and live a very fulfilling life. You can be a virgin and be happy and live a fulfilling life. You can be a virgin and be sad and live a very depressing life. You can be a virgin and be a happy

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2021-06-15T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit, which does not allow a subreddit dedicated to a sports team because it's "too right wing", allows a subreddit dedicated to a football coach because he's "too left wing"
URL: {REDDIT: r/nfl comment}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Landlord_Messiah +32m +13 / -0
At least he’s not a pedophile though

  JimieWhales +2m +10 / -0
  His wife is a young hottie, so he's probably a groomer.

    Landlord_Messiah +21m +11 / -0
    That’s not grooming. That’s just a guy with a taste for good looking women

    Thirtythirst4sissies +5h +2 / -0
    That's the wife of a 60 year old football coach you retarded foid. 25 is young? You dumb bitch?

      JimieWhales +10h +2 / -0
      I just assume all football coaches are 80 years old because they're all fat and bald and have hearts of lead.

      JimieWhales +10h +1 / -0
      I just assume all football coaches are 80 years old because they're all fat and bald and have hearts of lead.

  BoneKongahawk +1h +6 / -0
  Well, he's not a lesbian at least.

  Thirtythirst4sissies +5h +3 / -0
  Didn't he get caught having sex with a 19 year old? I think that makes him a libertarian. You can't have sex with women of age under 25.

InfoWarrior +15m +10 / -0
When are we getting a r/NFLMods? :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming:

  JimieWhales +20m +7 / -0
  Yeah, but there's a lot of football to be played before then.

    InfoWarrior +

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-09-29T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Twitter is pathetic, and so is reddit
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Twitter is pathetic. All the big accounts are just bots or people who get paid to tweet. There are like 5 people on Twitter who do it for free, and they're all retarded.
Reddit is even worse. So many subs are just bots and shills. And the ones that aren't are just retards. I'm not going to link to subs, but they're everywhere.
I'm not even going to link to tweets because Twitter is so fucking boring. It's just bots and retards. And the retards are just bots.
COMMENTS:
box +18m +3 / -0
I've never met a person who uses Twitter and isn't a complete loser. They're not even funny or entertaining, just the same 5 types of tweets over and over again. It's like a never ending loop of low effort content. If you're not an influencer or some kind of celebrity, Twitter is a complete waste of time.

  lmaoreddit +1m +3 / -0
  I love how every time you guys agree with me, you say it better

    box +4m +2 / -0
    :marseyshy:

dumbass +1h +2 / -0
Twitter is fun when you get to see some celeb sperg out and call for violence, but 90% of the time its just retarded and lame.

arsey +32m +2 / -0
Well yeah, this is a site for losers. You might be surprised to know that rdrama is not a site for winners.

  lmaoreddit +11m +2 / -0
  No, it's a site for losers who think they're winners.

    arsey +6m +1 / -0
    I know I'm a loser but I don't think I'm a winner. I've got a few quid and some awards.

      lmaoreddit +14m +2 / -0
      That's why it's so pathetic

SpookyFartMan69 +28m +2 / -0
:marseyagreefast:y is for :marseys

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2021-07-01T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This subreddit is gay
URL: {REDDIT: r/centrist this_subreddit_is_gay}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
CRUSTY +12m +6 / -0
> This subreddit is gay
> I'm not a big fan of this subreddit. It's filled with a bunch of gay people who think that they're better than everyone else. They're always talking about how they're "centrists" and how they're "in the middle" of the political spectrum. Well, I'm not in the middle of anything. I'm on the right side of history, and I'm not going to listen to a bunch of gay people who think that they know what's best for the world.
This comment made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair. He even put a *gay* in italics, like a pro!

  CRUSTY +1m +3 / -0
  [Look at this guy!]({REDDIT: r/centrist this_subreddit_is_gay}) he's so mad lmao

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +13m +4 / -0
    >I'm not a big fan of this subreddit. It's filled with a bunch of gay people who think that they're better than everyone else. They're always talking about how they're "centrists" and how they're "in the middle" of the political spectrum. Well, I'm not in the middle of anything. I'm on the right side of history, and I'm not going to listen to a bunch of gay people who think that they know what's best for the world.
    >This comment made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair. He even put a gay in italics, like a pro!
    I'm not a big fan of this subreddit. It's filled with a bunch of gay people who think that they're better than everyone else. They're always talking about how they're "centrists" and how they're "in the middle" of the political spectrum. Well, I'm not in the middle of anything. I'm on the right side of history, and I'm not going to listen to a bunch of gay people who think that they know what's best for

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2023-08-14T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If you have to ask, you can't afford it
URL: {REDDIT: r/NewsOfTheStupid we_need_to_give_everyone_a_basic_income}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +5m +23 / -0
> [I'm in favor of a basic income for people with disabilities. That's the population I'm most familiar with. The rest of society is a mystery to me.]({REDDIT: r/NewsOfTheStupid we_need_to_give_everyone_a_basic_income})
:marseydisabled: :!marseylaugh:

  R +1h +10 / -0
  So the people who don't work should get paid more?
  Sounds like a good plan

  GenocideMaxxer +1h +8 / -0
  > I'm in favor of a basic income for people with disabilities.
  Oh so you're in favor of a basic income for everyone, got it

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +6 / -0
  > I'm in favor of a basic income for people with disabilities
  So you're in favor of a basic income for everyone then?

    Dick_Dastardly +41m +5 / -0
    :#marseybigbrain: :#!marseybigbrain:

  JohnDevereaux +5h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

Dick_Dastardly +3h +6 / -0
> If you have to ask, you can't afford it
:#marseyhesright:
> The real problem is that it would be a massive windfall for the rich, because most of the money would be spent on frivolous stuff like goombling, sex work, and drugs.
:#marseyhesright:
> And, as usual, it wouldn't be permanent. Once the rich got ahold of it, it would go away.
:#marseyhesright:
> That's not to say it wouldn't help some people, but the people that would need it the most would be the least likely to receive it, because the people that would receive it are the people that don't need it.
:#marseyhesright:
> The

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2021-07-12T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The most sexist subreddit
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit women_who_are_not_afraid_to_tell_men_to_leave}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GubeRubenstein +23m +6 / -0
It is funny that Redditors are so afraid of women they will literally just bend over backwards to please them, as if women won't just continue to want more from them.

  GigaVaccinator +1h +3 / -0
  Men are pathetic. I hate them so much it's unreal.

    GubeRubenstein +4m +2 / -0
    I hate men too, but Redditors aren't men, they are literal children.

TheOverSeether +1h +4 / -0
>800+ comments
>900+ upvotes
>top comment is a troll
{IMG}ing redditors for being pathetic. You just can't win with them.

arseupwrongo +1h +3 / -0
>When I was 18, I was a barista at a Starbucks. One day, a guy came in to order a cappuccino. The barista was a 19 year old girl. He made a comment about how she was cute and asked her out. She said no and he got angry and started hitting the counter and yelling. I told him to leave and he started yelling at me too. I told him that if he didn't leave I would call the police. He left.
>You can't have it both ways. If you want to try and hit on women and they say no, you can't get angry and yell and make a scene. If you're not going to respect the boundaries of others, then you can't expect them to respect your boundaries. You can't treat women like objects and then be surprised when they don't treat you like an object.
I'm guessing it's a troll but I can't help but imagine a bunch of redditors reading this and thinking that they're so tough and cool that they'll stand up for their rights if some guy gets angry and starts shouting at them.

  lmaoreddit +1h +2 / -0
  I think it's an actual

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-05-12T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why are so many people on reddit so fucking stupid? Why do they think it's a good idea to be on a website that has such a wide audience? Are they so fucking dumb that they think they're the only ones who could possibly use this website? If they're so fucking dumb, why are they on a website that has such a wide audience?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Like, it's obvious that the people on this website are not the brightest bulbs in the bunch. Why are they here? Why are they using a website that has such a wide audience? Are they so fucking dumb that they think they're the only ones who could possibly use this website? If they're so fucking dumb, why are they on a website that has such a wide audience?
COMMENTS:
nothanks +1m +37 / -0
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  L +3m +11 / -0
  :#marseycry:

    nothanks +1m +14 / -0
    {IMG}

      L +1m +11 / -0
      {IMG}

        nothanks +3m +11 / -0
        {IMG}

          L +5m +10 / -0
          {IMG}

            nothanks +4m +12 / -0
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              L +1m +10 / -0
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                nothanks +2m +10 / -0
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                  L +4m +5 / -0
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                    nothanks +2m +6 / -0
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                      L +5m +5 / -0
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                        nothanks +2m +5 / -0
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                          L +4m +4 / -0
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                            nothanks +2m +5 / -0
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  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +8 / -1
  {IMG}

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +13m +6 / -0
  :marseyseethe:

  ElectricFencePence +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-01-14T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit jannies mad about a joke
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter i_dont_even_know_where_to_start}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Tevs +59m +1 / -0
are we really arguing over which side of the horseshoe is more correct?

  lmaoreddit +1h +1 / -0
  The horseshoe isn't a real thing, it's just a memeers (or maybe some kind of schizophrenic person) made up to talk about people they don't likeers are just people who don't like the same things you do, and people you don't like are just people who are different from you, and there are no differences between people, so people who don't like the same things as you are just people who are different from you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so they're just like you, so

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2021-07-01T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a trans woman and I'm going to write a book about how you're all chuds
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'll do it. You can't stop me
COMMENTS:
Account_109_ +1h +9 / -0
I'm a manlet and I'm going to write a book about how you're all bigots

  lmaoreddit +22m +7 / -0
  {GIF}

    Account_109_ +2h +1 / -0
    {GIF}

  cumlord +13h +1 / -0
  I'm a midget and I'm going to write a book about how you're all bigots

arseupwrongo +2h +4 / -0
I'd read it. Just don't make it a blogpost format.

  lmaoreddit +1m +4 / -0
  I know what a blogpost is, I'm not a redditor

    arseupwrongo +1m +4 / -0
    I don't know what that means. I don't go there.

      lmaoreddit +3m +3 / -0
      I don't either, but you're thinking of it

        arseupwrongo +3m +5 / -0
        I'm thinking about it. I don't know what that means. I don't go there.

          lmaoreddit +1m +2 / -0
          There's a 99.99% chance you're not actually thinking about it, you're just saying that. I know because I'm not actually a trans woman

            arseupwrongo +2m +4 / -0
            I'm not actually thinking about it. I'm just saying that.

              lmaoreddit +5m +2 / -0
              Yeah, I'm not either, I just want you to think about it. I'm going to go back to my room and think about it, so you should too

                arseupwrongo +1m +4 / -0
                You should go back to your room and think about it.

                  lmaoreddit

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-01-29T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i love reddit
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +5m +1 / -0
Are you going to post a thread or did you just want to flex on the poors?

  lmaoreddit +1m +2 / -0
  I'm going to post a thread, but I'm trying to figure out how to post a reddit link without getting removed

    Saint_Nicholas +1m +1 / -0
    Well you can't link to specific comments on r/drama but if you want to link to the post you can just link to the post.

      lmaoreddit +1m +2 / -0
      I know, but if you just link to the post, people can't see the drama

        Saint_Nicholas +1m +1 / -0
        You can link to the post and then use the "drama" button to see all the drama on the post.

          lmaoreddit +3m +2 / -0
          No, you can't. The drama button is only for us

            Saint_Nicholas +1m +1 / -0
            :#marseycool2:

              lmaoreddit +1m +2 / -0
              {GIF}

                Saint_Nicholas +5m +1 / -0
                :#marseycool2:

                  lmaoreddit +1m +2 / -0
                  {GIF}

                    Saint_Nicholas +1m +1 / -0
                    :#marseycool2:

                      lmaoreddit +5m +2 / -0
                      {GIF}

                        Saint_Nicholas +2m +1 / -0
                        :#marseycool2:

                          lmaoreddit +1m +2 / -0
                          {GIF}

                            Saint_Nicholas +1m +1 / -0
                            :#marseycool2:

    Dramamine +22m +1 / -0
    Just link the post. We can all go to the drama link on the sidebar.

      lmaoreddit +1m +1

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2021-09-10T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit is just a bunch of redditors
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_bf_didnt_help_me_when_i_got_raped}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +37m +24 / -0
>He said he couldn’t do anything about it, he was scared for himself. I said I didn’t care about him, I just needed help. He said he was afraid of the guy that did it to me. I said I didn’t care, I just needed help. He said he was afraid of getting in trouble. I said I didn’t care, I just needed help. He said he was afraid of getting into trouble if he helped me. I said I didn’t care, I just needed help.
This is the dumbest story I’ve read. What a fuckin moron.

  cyberdick +1h +10 / -0
  This is the dumbest story I've read. What a fuckin moron.

  Takoyucki +1h +6 / -0
  I’m surprised it’s not a train. Also how fucking stupid do you have to be to get raped and not call the cops? Like at least call the cops and then call your boyfriend.

    kapindra +2h +2 / -0
    >Also how fucking stupid do you have to be to get raped and not call the cops?
    White woman

  Unironicdramadebater +1h +3 / -0
  I mean she is a woman, I expect her to be retarded.

    pizzashill +3h +3 / -0
    The problem is she's just making up a story now. They're making a bunch of shit up now.

  pizzashill +4h +2 / -0
  It's not even that, the story is fake, they're making stuff up now.

GooooooldMember +43m +13 / -0
> [–]sardine2862 4 points 10 hours ago
> I don’t understand how this happened. He had his own keys and could’ve locked the door behind him. I

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2021-07-13T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AITA for sending my boyfriend to the hospital for a drug test after he refused to take one?
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_sending_my_boyfriend_to_the_hospital_for}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've never understood why people have to be so obsessed with drugs.
COMMENTS:
BrokeBackBuck +18m +17 / -0
>What's the issue? She's 100% right. She has every right to request a drug test and if he refuses that's a pretty big red flag.
When people are on drugs they are retarded. I wonder if this person thinks someone who doesn't take a drug test is just being a stubborn asshole, and not a potential drug addict.
I hate redditors.

  Unnaturalmilk02 +16m +12 / -0
  > I hate redditors.
  You don't hate enough

    BrokeBackBuck +3m +7 / -0
    I'm trying :marseydead:

  BoneKongahawk +1h +5 / -0
  >I can't be a drug addict. I'm not a bad person.
  Every time.

  Dramacel +1h +5 / -0
  >When people are on drugs they are retarded
  true, especially when they're on stims
  >I hate redditors.
  same

  Ludvig_Maxis +2h +3 / -0
  > When people are on drugs they are r-slurred
  You’re just saying this because you don’t have a prescription

  collectijism +1h +3 / -0
  The drug addict doesn’t need a prescription

collectijism +2h +6 / -0
> To the people saying “it’s not a drug test, it’s a test for Covid” I’m a nurse and I can tell you that’s not what’s happening. I’ve had patients with Covid that never tested positive for meth. I also had a patient that tested positive for meth that never tested positive for Covid. Covid and meth can’t be tested for in the same test. Covid is a respiratory virus and meth is a CNS depressant. They are two

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-05-15T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit is saying it's OK to shoot a child, and it's not just because he's black
URL: {REDDIT: r/news 9yearold_was_shooting_an_ar15_when_he_was_killed}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
OP, when told that a child was shooting an ar15, replies "and?".
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +2m +10 / -0
>and?
Yes, that's what you say when you're trying to be a tough guy.

  lmaoreddit +3m +9 / -0
  It's so weird to me that reddit has basically turned into just the dumbest rightoids, but they're still all leftoids. It's like a reflection of the dumbest leftoids, but they're all still leftoids. It's like a reflection of the dumbest rightoids, but they're all still leftoids.

    Saint_Nicholas +5m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

    Patriarch +20m +1 / -0
    Are you really surprised about this? Reddit is a leftoid site, and has been for a long time. I think it’s because most of the population is leftoid and thus most of the people who are terminally online are leftoids.
    I remember my parents telling me how weird it was to be on a lefty website in 2005 but I think they just didn’t understand how the internet worked back then.

      lmaoreddit +20m +1 / -0
      That's what I'm saying, it's lefties, but they're saying shit that's not leftie.
      I think the vast majority of people on reddit are "normal". They have regular jobs, they're married or single, they have kids or no kids, they have regular opinions. They're not terminally online and they're not lefties. You know, normal people. There's always been a small population of terminally online lefties, and that's always been their target audience, but it's been their target audience for a long time. They've always been a small minority.
      Reddit has always been a lefty place, but it's always been a place for normal people to go to for

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2021-06-17T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bigoted anti-vaxxers can't stand the facts
URL: {REDDIT: r/CoronavirusDownunder covid19_vaccines_are_not_being_tested_on_children}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
fuckaevann +1h +5 / -1
Why are you even browsing that sub ?

  lmaoreddit +14m +3 / -0
  Why are you even on a website called rdrama.net?

    fuckaevann +1m +4 / -1
    I dont know why you are on this website either, maybe you should take your meds 🤷🏿‍♂️

      lmaoreddit +1m +5 / -0
      Maybe you should

        fuckaevann +1m +3 / -0
        Ok bby

          lmaoreddit +1m +5 / -0
          You're so fuckable

            fuckaevann +1m +3 / -1
            Thanks, I have a hot wife

              lmaoreddit +2m +3 / -0
              She is very lucky

                fuckaevann +1m +2 / -1
                Thank you 🥰

                  lmaoreddit +2m +3 / -0
                  What's her name?

                    fuckaevann +1m +2 / -1
                    I think she is more interested in you

                      lmaoreddit +2m +3 / -0
                      Well I'm not in a relationship, so that's a no for me

                        fuckaevann +1m +2 / -1
                        Ok :marseydepressed:

                          lmaoreddit +4m +2 / -0
                          I'm just a friend

                            fuckaevann +5m +2 / -1
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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-07-06T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/billsimmons has some drama
URL: {REDDIT: r/billsimmons it_makes_me_sad_to_see_the_state_of_this_sub}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
lmaoreddit +4m +6 / -0
I'm just going to copy the whole thing, I can't be bothered to copy the highlights
> I've been on this sub since its inception. A lot of you know me from my old profile, which was my actual name. You know my history here. I was a part of the community that got the sub here from the first place it was banned, to where it is today. I've always supported it and been a regular commenter.
> When I got a real job, I stopped being as active. When I was laid off, I got back into it. It's always been my safe space on reddit. I've gotten a lot of support from the community here, and I've always been there to give it back. I've been through a lot of hardships in life, and this sub has been a place I can always count on. I've always been here for the community, and I've always been there for you guys. I've always been here to help, to support, to laugh with you guys. I've always been here for you.
> I've always been here for you.
> But I'm leaving. I'm leaving because I don't feel safe here anymore. I don't feel safe because of the people that have taken over this community. I don't feel safe because of the people that have taken over this community. I don't feel safe because of the people that have taken over this community. I don't feel safe because of the people that have taken over this community. I don't feel safe because of the people that have taken over this community. I don't feel safe because of the people that have taken over this community. I don't feel safe because of the people that have taken over this community. I don't feel safe because of the people that have taken over this community. I don't feel safe because of the people that have taken over this community.
> I'm leaving because I don't feel safe here anymore. I don't feel safe because of the people that have taken

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-01-25T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Developing drama] After years of controversy, The Muppets appear in a show in which they are unapologetically racist
URL: {REDDIT: r/television the_muppets_take_on_white_supremacy_in_new_show}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Watch this go nowhere in two weeks
COMMENTS:
drumpf +11m +13 / -0
I hate this shit. This is the kind of show that will be praised by the media and rewarded with awards and will never be watched by the general public.
And the leftoids will use this as more evidence that "no one is watching the shows we like, it's all chuds and nazis!"
I'm not going to watch this shit but I'm glad it exists and I hope it continues to be made.

  lmaoreddit +1m +7 / -0
  They'll watch it, you just know it. But they'll only watch it on their phones while their families watch the real show

  Jaukea +1h +2 / -0
  The general public will watch it because they have no real opinions of their own and like to be told what to think. They will be the target audience for this and it will be a hit. The Muppets is a franchise with nostalgia value and the people who like it will always be the same people who are into this kind of thing.

    drumpf +1m +1 / -0
    :marseycope:

      Jaukea +1m +1 / -0
      Are you a 50 year old boomer? I have no idea what your experience is

        drumpf +49m +2 / -0
        :marseysneed:

BorgQueenPolycule +5m +6 / -0
Can't wait to see it on TV, not on the Internet (which is where I'll see this kind of thing, and not on TV).
:marseyjam:

  lmaoreddit +1m +4 / -0
  It's on Peacock, which is what NBC is trying to do
  It's not really for TV, which is fine. It's a different medium

    BorgQueenPolycule +

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-07-07T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The latest from the post wall harpies at reddit, on why they're single and unhappy
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit whats_a_common_reason_youve_seen_for_people}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +11m +12 / -0
> Being a woman is a disadvantage when it comes to dating. The majority of men are bad people and have poor self awareness. They are not worth my time.
>> Being a woman is a disadvantage when it comes to dating. The majority of men are bad people and have poor self awareness. They are not worth my time.
>> Being a man is a disadvantage when it comes to dating. The majority of women are bad people and have poor self awareness. They are not worth my time.
:#marseyhesright:

  Jaukea +2h +1 / -0
  If only there was a way to get out of this hole, like maybe something that's been a thing for a long time

X +7m +10 / -0
:#marseyextinction:

  BrokeBackBuck +42m +2 / -0
  :#marseyextinction: :#!marseyextinction:

dafoe +11m +9 / -0
> I see the exact opposite. Women are dating older men. A 26 year old woman will date a 36 year old man and say that's okay because she's mature for her age, she doesn't need to date a 26 year old man. But a 26 year old man dating a 36 year old woman is weird because she's old and past her prime.
:#marseyhesright:

H +4m +7 / -0
I get that they’re bitter but is it really that hard to get a date? I thought you’d be able to find a date just by walking outside.

  GT +20m +8 / -0
  They're bitter because they're ugly

  Jaukea +2h +2 / -0
  It's because they're fat and ugly, and their standards are insanely high. I'm not sure they even realize that they're the problem.

TheOverSe

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2021-06-23T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: There's a subreddit for people who hate 196
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/196hate
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +18m +10 / -1
What is 196

  lmaoreddit +18m +9 / -0
  I thought the same thing. I figured it was a 1969 sub

  JimieWhales +27m +5 / -0
  It's a [vampire space station](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_Space_Station_196)

    carpathianflorist +21m +6 / -1
    I don’t get it

      JimieWhales +1h +5 / -0
      I have no idea, either. I just saw this on r/196 and it seemed relevant.

    Cao_Cao +12h +2 / -0
    >Vampire Space Station 196 is a 1984 video game developed by the German developer Epyx and published by Atari.
    :marseypuke:

  arsey +21m +4 / -0
  I was thinking the same thing. 1969 is a good year.

    JimieWhales +6m +5 / -0
    There's also [a subreddit for people who hate 1969](https://www.reddit.com/r/1969hate)

  Cao_Cao +12h +2 / -0
  Sounds like some 1960s spy shit.
  {IMG}

  TheOverSeether +4h +2 / -0
  196 is a commune for redditards.

  smelly_cunt +1d +1 / -0
  It's a 🚂

GigaVaccinator +29m +8 / -0
You'd think it was a sub for people who hate that number, but it's actually about a "society" of redditards
For those who don't know, 196 is the year that reddit was created. It's a sub

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-04-24T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🚂 derailment in /r/transgender
URL: {REDDIT: r/transgender to_the_people_who_are_saying_its_fine_to_be_trans}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's not drama, it's just funny
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +13 / -0
> So you're saying you don't want your children to be trans?
No, I don’t want my children to be children.

  S +1m +10 / -0
  :chadbasedcapy:

  lmaoreddit +1m +7 / -0
  You're not wrong

  Drama_Cake +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  TariqNasheed +4h +3 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

S +3m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  S +22s +8 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:
  !blackjack100

    S +21s +7 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint:
    !blackjack200

      S +28s +6 / -0
      :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint:
      !blackjack400

        S +19s +6 / -0
        :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-07-23T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Capeshitters mad that their capeshit is bad, because it's not woke enough
URL: {REDDIT: r/entertainment what_the_rick_and_morty_creators_have_said_about}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
All the comments about how it's too woke are from the same people who said it was too conservative, or too woke, or too racist, or too conservative, etc. over the last 10 years, because capeshit is capeshit
COMMENTS:
Roadrash +5m +11 / -0
> The problem is, if you're the type of person who likes this type of comedy, you'll likely still enjoy the episodes. However, if you're the type of person who enjoys the type of comedy that Rick & Morty has been known for, then you will likely be disappointed.
Fucking cope lmao

  lmaoreddit +10m +6 / -0
  I hate redditors so much it's unreal

    Roadrash +3m +5 / -0
    I hate redditors so much it's unreal
    :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoypoint:

      lmaoreddit +11m +5 / -0
      I'm not a redditor, I'm a white man

        Roadrash +2m +4 / -0
        :#marseydisgust:

          lmaoreddit +1m +4 / -0
          I'm white, not a redditor

            Roadrash +2m +3 / -0
            :#marseyshooting:

              lmaoreddit +2m +4 / -0
              I'm white, not a redditor, and I have a gun

                Roadrash +2m +3 / -0
                :#marseydoit:

                  lmaoreddit +34s +4 / -0
                  I'm white, not a redditor, and I have a gun and will use it

                    Roadrash +30s +3 / -0
                    :#marseyglow:

                      lmaoreddit +1m +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2023-05-11T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: BPD hoe gets knocked up by a random guy at a bar, wants to abort it. Reddit says, "oh shit, you need to think about your baby, not just yourself!"
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_asking_for_an_abortion_at_38_weeks}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +15m +8 / -0
> I am 38 weeks pregnant
:marseyxd:
> I’ve always wanted to be a mom, but I can’t handle the thought of it right now.
:marseywomanmoment2:

  JohnDevereaux +52m +3 / -0
  She's 38 weeks, lol, she's not gonna have it.

Cao_Cao +3m +7 / -0
Jesus Christ, that's a lot of words to say:
>I don't want to be a mother and I'm going to blame everyone else for it.

  JohnDevereaux +1h +3 / -0
  >I don't want to be a mother
  {IMG}

FrozenChosen +16m +5 / -0
> I am 38 weeks pregnant
:marseyxd:
> I’ve always wanted to be a mom, but I can’t handle the thought of it right now.
:marseywomanmoment2:

  LiterallyShaking +2m +4 / -0
  [This is a repost](https://rdrama.net/post/169010/bpd-hoe-gets-knocked-up-by) and you're one of the commenters.

    FrozenChosen +4m +5 / -0
    I didn’t see it 😭

      LiterallyShaking +1m +4 / -0
      You just got grassed?

        FrozenChosen +1m +3 / -0
        No 🤣

johnnypoop +5m +3 / -0
https://rdrama.net/post/169010/bpd-hoe-gets-knocked-up-by

  johnnypoop +26s +2 / -0
  I am too retarded to see this

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-06-14T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/politics is discussing "race to the bottom" as the supreme court is considering striking down Roe v Wade
URL: {REDDIT: r/politics supreme_court_considers_striking_down_roe_v_wade}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
THOMAS +32m +7 / -0
:marseysneed: if the south passes more abortion laws it will make the north look like the real conservative states

  JohnDevereaux +35m +1 / -0
  They should send us back the black people that fled there.
  {IMG}

IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +5 / -0
These people are retarded.

  lmaoreddit +3m +2 / -0
  It's a little bit of a non sequitur, but it's a funny one

    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +3m +2 / -0
    It’s not a non sequitur, it’s just r-slurred.

      lmaoreddit +2m +3 / -0
      It's a non sequitur in that it's related to a discussion about abortion and the states, but the point being made is about the lack of a national minimum wage. It's just funny because of the way they're making it sound

        IlIIlIlIlIlIl +2m +2 / -0
        It’s retarded because they’re talking about the lack of a national minimum wage when the issue at hand is abortion.

          lmaoreddit +5m +1 / -0
          I mean yeah, it's retarded. That's why it's funny

            IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +1 / -0
            I’m not laughing

              lmaoreddit +6m +1 / -0
              I guess you're not very funny, then.

                IlIIlIlIlIlIl +2m +1 / -0
                I’m not funny, I’m serious.

                  lmaoreddit +1m +1 / -0
                  So you're not a comedian?

                    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +39s +1 / -0
                    No.

                      lma

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2021-10-11T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/politics discusses the beginning of the end for the chuds
URL: {REDDIT: r/politics rep_marjorie_taylor_greene_brags_about_spreading}
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +6m +39 / -0
> I'm glad they have a new bogeyman, because it's clearly working.
Redditards are the most self-aware people on the planet and they still can’t figure out that this is just another QAnon conspiracy theory, except this time it’s about a black guy.

  GooooooldMember +17m +22 / -0
  > It's like they're an inverse version of q-anon. They say this guy is a threat to democracy and yet he's been a democrat for 40 years. I can't keep up.
  > I'm glad they have a new bogeyman, because it's clearly working.
  > Same. I'm an old-school conservative and I can't stand that bullshit.
  > I feel like this is just a way to get rid of democracy.
  > I'm an old-school conservative and I can't stand that bullshit.
  > I'm an old-school conservative and I can't stand that bullshit.
  > I'm an old-school conservative and I can't stand that bullshit.
  > I'm an old-school conservative and I can't stand that bullshit.
  > I'm an old-school conservative and I can't stand that bullshit.
  > I'm an old-school conservative and I can't stand that bullshit.
  > I'm an old-school conservative and I can't stand that bullshit.
  > I'm an old-school conservative and I can't stand that bullshit.
  > I'm an old-school conservative and I can't stand that bullshit.
  > I'm an old-school conservative and I can't stand that bullshit.
  > I'm an old-school conservative and I can't stand that bullshit.
  > I'm an old-school conservative and I can't stand that bullshit.
  > I'm an old-school conservative and I can't stand that bullshit.
  > I'm an old-school conservative and I can't stand that bullshit.
  > I'm an old-school conservative and I can't stand

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-09-28T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Would you rather be raped by a bear or a man?
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit would_you_rather_be_raped_by_a_bear_or_a_man}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Communist_spez +5m +16 / -0
Why are they so obsessed with rape? I have never been in a situation where I was at risk of getting raped.

  lmaoreddit +3m +10 / -0
  They're just on a huge gay circlejerk

  KinoBushido +1h +4 / -0
  Because they're foids

  NotLikeOtherFoids +3h +2 / -0
  because they're gay

Penny +5m +9 / -0
idk if it’s bear or man but I would 100% rather get raped than shot by a bear

  lmaoreddit +1m +10 / -0
  It's reddit, it's a gay circlejerk

    Penny +1m +7 / -0
    lmao that’s the tea sis

  KinoBushido +1h +3 / -0
  >implying bears wouldnt just maul you to death

    Penny +1m +4 / -0
    nah it’s the death by rape I’d prefer 🤷🏾‍♀️

      KinoBushido +4m +3 / -0
      I would rather be mauled to death by a bear than have an incel or a redditor touch me

        Penny +6m +4 / -0
        {GIF}

arseupwrongo +2m +6 / -0
Man. That's the obvious answer. It's like the difference between being murdered by a man vs being murdered by a bear. One is far more likely and the other is far more terrifying.

  lmaoreddit +1m +9 / -0
  It's reddit, it's a gay circlejerk

    arseupwrongo +1m +6 / -0
    I don't know why they're so obsessed with rape though. I mean I guess I can understand if they've had

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2021-11-10T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors discuss the worst thing ever: the Lebron James documentary
URL: {REDDIT: r/mildlyinfuriating i_hate_that_this_documentary_is_so_popular}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Pibble_Mommy +5m +16 / -0
{IMG}

  TariqNasheed +43m +8 / -0
  Why is the Reddit mod a sassy black woman stereotype?

    Realest_Riel_Around +1h +4 / -0
    Just like in real life!

      TariqNasheed +45m +4 / -0
      Oh I know. I’ve seen a few in real life and they’re pretty annoying.

  Realest_Riel_Around +33m +7 / -0
  This is the first time I've seen that.
  It's so accurate, she doesn't even need the text.

TariqNasheed +48m +6 / -0
>I just watched the documentary last night. I don’t know anything about Lebron but I was really interested in the story behind his business ventures and what it’s like to be in his shoes.
>What I’ve learned is that Lebron is a very intelligent man and a very good businessman. He’s an amazing father and husband. He’s a man who doesn’t give a fuck about fame or wealth. He’s a man who has spent his whole life working hard and building a community around him. He’s a man who’s not afraid to take risks.
>When he was 16, he was a high school kid who was playing basketball with his friends. He was a good player, but he was nowhere near the best player on the team. He was a good player, but he wasn’t the best player on the team. He was a good player, but he wasn’t the best player on the team. He was a good player, but he wasn’t the best player on the team. He was a good player, but he wasn’t the best player on the team. He was a good player, but he wasn’t the best player on the team.
>He was a good player, but he wasn’t the best player on the team

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-01-12T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Elon Musk just bought reddit
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Reddit's new CEO is a 25 year old zoomer who has never worked in tech and has no experience in anything related to this. He's also a member of the WEF.
That's all I got.
COMMENTS:
Wizdumb1776 +12m +12 / -0
It's over for redditors. I'll be eating good.

  lmaoreddit +5m +5 / -0
  I don't think it's that bad, but I think it's gonna be interesting to see what he does.

    Wizdumb1776 +3m +6 / -0
    I've been here 15 years and I've never seen it this bad before. I think it's going to be a slow and painful death.

      lmaoreddit +5m +5 / -0
      You should have been able to predict it at the end of 2019. It's not like reddit didn't do everything they could to keep the vibe there. And it's not like the mods didn't do everything they could to make sure reddit's rules were followed.
      But it's been a long time coming. It's just been a slow decline and now it's pretty much completely dead. It's not like a company can't make money with a dead site, but it's not a good thing to do.

        Wizdumb1776 +2m +4 / -0
        I remember when the admins started sending messages to the mods about being more open and welcoming to all in their subreddits. It was the first nail in the coffin.

          lmaoreddit +4m +3 / -0
          I mean, it was the beginning of the end. But it's not like they did anything to stop it. It's not like they couldn't have. It's not like they didn't try.
          It's just been a slow decline. And now it's pretty much completely dead. But it's not like a company can't make money with a dead site. But it's not a good thing to do.

            Wizdumb1776 +2m +3

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2021-11-19T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What the fuck is happening to my notifications?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't want to see shit like this
COMMENTS:
X +4m +11 / -0
you can opt out of pings and stuff
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}

  lmaoreddit +6m +6 / -0
  Thanks. I don't know what any of this means, but I'm glad I'm not the only one who's noticing things

    X +3m +6 / -0
    your welcome, the site is full of :marseyjanny: trying to be dramatic :marseycope:
    the thing is most users like it so it's not worth it to make changes to appease a few

      lmaoreddit +5m +4 / -0
      I think it's just the pings. I don't mind the other stuff. Just don't wanna have to go through a hundred comments because some retard pinged me to say "hey fuck you"

        X +12m +3 / -0
        you can opt out of that too

          lmaoreddit +3m +2 / -0
          Thanks king

            X +2m +3 / -0
            you're welcome and enjoy the site :marseywave: :marseyexcited:

    sp00k +18m +1 / -0
    It’s not the same, but I think the difference is that the other people who “noticing things” are schizos, or maybe schizoids.

    LlamaBean +1h +1 / -0
    Its just the pings. You can turn them off in your settings.: :marseyjanny:

Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
Pinging is bad. Just ignore it.

  lmaoreddit +13m +1 / -0
  I'm trying to, but I don't want to. I'm not a nigger

comics_for_trans_rights +4h +1 / -0
what r u talking about
all my notifications are great
I get pinged constantly and it's hilarious
I've even gotten into

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2021-10-25T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I found out why there's a lot of trans people on reddit
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/traa
VOTES: +103 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Sylveon +16m +123 / -0
>joined 2017
>101 subscribers
>69 comments
>1 post
>it's a private sub
:marseyconfused: :marseyhmm: :marseythinkorino: :marseythonk:
{GIF}

  pizzashill +41m +83 / -0
  Dramatards really are sub 80 IQ

    Sylveon +1h +68 / -0
    {GIF} Your sub 80 IQ is showing, pizza.

      pizzashill +1m +34 / -2
      That is not my sub 80 IQ.

        Sylveon +4m +51 / -0
        {GIF} I can't tell the difference. :marseyshrug:

          pizzashill +2m +34 / -3
          You can't tell the difference between my sub 80 IQ and my sub 70 IQ? That's wild.

            Sylveon +11m +38 / -0
            {GIF} No, it's not. You should know that.

              pizzashill +1m +29 / -3
              I don't think I do, actually.

                Sylveon +4m +27 / -0
                {GIF} You probably don't.

                  pizzashill +3m +14 / -3
                  I do not.

                    Sylveon +1m +17 / -0
                    {GIF} You don't, though.

                      pizzashill +1m +14 / -3
                      I do not, actually.

                        Sylveon +7m +13 / -0
                        {GIF} Do not do that.

                          pizzashill +1m +14 / -3
                          I do not.

                            Sylveon

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AUTHOR: lmaoreddit
DATE: 2022-07-04T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Is this a 4chan shitpost or a seriouspost?"
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_would_you_do_if_you_were_given_100000}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The answer, of course, is a seriouspost
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +3m +9 / -0
>I'd use it to buy more nvidia shares.
I'm not sure what the point of this comment is, but I'll upvote it anyway.

  Goomble +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  The point is, he is going to get rich. No matter how much it goes up, he will buy more. As the years pass, he will be rich. One day, he will be the richest man in the world, but he will never be happy because he will always be worried that he will fall off the top.

    Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
    {GIF}

whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
> Yeah, I'd just buy more Nvidia shares
lmao not even joking..out..... he has no idea how the stock market works

whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
> Buy $100000 in 10yr treasury bonds and retire
10-year bonds are 2.8% right now. OP is unironically retarded..out.oh..out.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2023-01-04T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/Politics: More than half of Americans believe the president should be able to pardon himself :marseykingcrown:
URL: {REDDIT: r/politics more_than_half_of_americans_believe_the_president}
VOTES: +66 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Americans believe that the president should have the power to pardon himself if he is convicted of a crime, according to a [new poll](https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2022/12/29/public-perspective-issues-in-the-news/) from Pew Research Center.
More than half of respondents (52%) said they believe the president should be able to pardon himself if he is convicted of a crime, while 43% said they believe the president should not be able to pardon himself.
The question was asked in the wake of President Joe Biden's recent announcement of a self-pardon for potential crimes he may have committed while in office.
Biden's decision has prompted criticism from members of his own party, including former President Barack Obama, who said the decision was "deeply unwise" and "deeply un-American."
"I think that it's a terrible idea for the president of the United States to pardon himself. It is an abuse of power, it is an abuse of the trust that Americans place in him," Obama said in an interview with CBS News.
The president's power to pardon has long been a subject of debate, with some arguing that it is an abuse of power and others arguing that it is a necessary tool for the president to use to protect the country.
The Pew poll also found that a majority of Americans (53%) believe that the president should have the power to pardon federal crimes committed by members of his own family, while 44% said they believe the president should not have this power.
The poll also found that a majority of Americans (54%) believe that the president should have the power to pardon federal crimes committed by members of his own family, while 43% said they believe the president should not have this power.
The poll was conducted by phone and online from Oct. 26 through Nov. 21, 2022, and had a margin of error of plus or minus 2.9 percentage points.
COMMENTS:
HarryTrumanDorisDay +

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2023-02-03T15Z
HOLE: mnn
TITLE: Pro-Palestinian protesters clash with NYPD officers at Columbia University :marseyblackpearlclutch:
URL: {REDDIT: r/nyc protesters_clash_with_nypd_officers_at_columbia}
VOTES: +41 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Pro-Palestinian protesters clashed with NYPD officers on the Columbia University campus on Thursday, after the police said it was called in to help with a riot.
The NYPD said it was called in at 4:15 p.m. to help with a riot and "possible active shooter situation" on the Columbia campus.
"Multiple officers were assaulted and at least one officer was stabbed in the back," according to the police. "Officers responded with flashbangs, bean bag rounds, and riot sticks. Officers were assisted by the NYPD Emergency Service Unit (ESU)."
Pro-Palestinian protesters were holding a rally at Columbia's Hamilton Hall. At the start of the rally, someone waved a Palestinian flag as the crowd chanted "from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free."
Later, a small group of protesters walked down the street holding a Palestinian flag and chanting "from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free," and "death to Israel."
The NYPD said the protesters "were confronted by counterprotesters, leading to an altercation."
Photos and video show a large group of protesters holding signs and chanting. A large group of counterprotesters gathered and one person can be seen waving an Israeli flag. There are also photos of what appears to be a man waving a Palestinian flag in the air.
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There are also photos of what appears to be a man waving a Palestinian flag in the air. One photo shows a protester holding a sign that reads "I am Palestinian."
https://abc7ny.com/nypd-pro-palestinian-protesters-columbia-university/13219190/
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +2m +29 / -0
:marseyisrael: :marseykneel: :marseyflagpalestine:

  cyberdick +5h +1 / -0
  {TENOR: israel-palestine}

WinterWonderLand +1h +15 / -0
Columbia is

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2023-02-04T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Feds no longer recommend 2 doses of booster shots for those over 65 :!marseymaid4:
URL: {REDDIT: r/canada feds_no_longer_recommend_2_doses_of_booster}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The federal government has dropped its recommendation for [people aged 65 and older](https://www.canada.ca/en/health-canada/services/immunization/covid-19-vaccine/covid-19-immunization-guide/appendix-2-eligibility-guidance-immunization-program.html) to receive a second booster dose of the [covid-19 vaccine](https://www.thestar.com/politics/federal/feds-no-longer-recommend-2-doses-of-booster-shots-for-those-over-65/article_f78575be-99f0-11ed-a4d2-1c68c3567939.html).
Health Canada said in a statement Saturday that it has updated its recommendations for a second booster dose to be given at least four months after the first booster dose, rather than three months. It said the change was made to ensure "we are using the vaccine supply as effectively as possible."
The move follows a decision by the [province of Ontario](https://www.thestar.com/politics/federal/feds-no-longer-recommend-2-doses-of-booster-shots-for-those-over-65/article_f78575be-99f0-11ed-a4d2-1c68c3567939.html) to not offer second booster doses to those over 65.
In November, the [province of British Columbia](https://www.thestar.com/politics/federal/feds-no-longer-recommend-2-doses-of-booster-shots-for-those-over-65/article_f78575be-99f0-11ed-a4d2-1c68c3567939.html) said it would pause second booster doses for those 70 and older until further notice, citing a "lack of supply."
Health Canada said in November that a second

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-06-28T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rittenhouse trial verdict: Kyle Rittenhouse found not guilty of all charges :marseyitsover::marseyitsover::marseyitsover:
URL: {REDDIT: r/news kyle_rittenhouse_found_not_guilty_of_all_charges}
VOTES: +173 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The jury has found Kyle Rittenhouse not guilty of all charges in his trial in Kenosha, Wisconsin.
The jury was deadlocked on the first two counts, but found Rittenhouse not guilty of the third charge, which was the most serious, of recklessly endangering safety.
Rittenhouse testified that he crossed state lines to protect himself and others from violent rioters during the 2020 BLM protests.
The jury deliberated for five hours, beginning on Monday afternoon.
The trial is being streamed live on the Kenosha County Courthouse's YouTube page.
After the verdict was read, Rittenhouse and his attorneys, Mark Richards and John Gagnon, walked out of the courtroom to cheers from the spectators.
Rittenhouse, 19, was charged with homicide and two other gun-related counts after he shot and killed two men and wounded a third man during the 2020 BLM protests in Kenosha, Wisconsin.
The jury was deliberating for the second day on Monday, after it began deliberations on Sunday afternoon.
The jury was instructed to decide whether Rittenhouse had committed homicide, reckless endangerment and a gun-related count. Each of the charges carries a maximum sentence of life in prison.
The jury returned at 11:35 a.m. local time on Monday.
The jury found Rittenhouse not guilty of homicide and not guilty of the gun-related count. It found him not guilty of the third charge, which was the most serious, of recklessly endangering safety.
The jury was deadlocked on the first two counts, but found Rittenhouse not guilty of the third charge, which was the most serious, of recklessly endangering safety.
Rittenhouse testified that he crossed state lines to protect himself and others from violent rioters during the 2020 BLM protests.
The jury deliberated for five hours, beginning on Monday afternoon.
The trial is being streamed live on the Kenosha County Cour

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-08-26T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Black Lives Matter co-founder says he was told to ‘give up’ on America :marseysoutherner:
URL: {REDDIT: r/politics black_lives_matter_cofounder_says_he_was_told_to}
VOTES: +34 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is what they meant when they said "defund the police"
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/7e1v9y7z.mp4
A co-founder of the Black Lives Matter movement said that he was told to "give up" on America by a top-ranking member of the Democratic Party.
Patrick Johnson said in an interview with The Post that former Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley, who unsuccessfully sought the Democratic presidential nomination in 2016, told him that he was no longer a U.S. citizen and "should give up" on the country.
Johnson, who is white, co-founded Black Lives Matter Global Network Foundation Inc. in 2013 with two black women, Patrisse Cullors and Opal Tometi. He is also a member of the Maryland State House of Delegates, representing a district in Baltimore.
Johnson said in the interview that he met with O'Malley, who was then a presidential candidate, in April 2016. Johnson said he was trying to get O'Malley to endorse the Black Lives Matter movement, which had grown rapidly in prominence in the wake of the 2014 death of Michael Brown, a black teenager who was fatally shot by a police officer in Ferguson, Mo.
The interview, which was conducted via Zoom on Aug. 23, was not recorded by The Post. Johnson agreed to an interview with The Post after The Post published a [report last week](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/08/19/philadelphia-pennsylvania-justice-system-reform/?itid=lk_inline_manual_13) showing that the group has [been reluctant to criticize former president Barack Obama](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/08/19/philadelphia-pennsylvania-justice-system-reform/?itid=lk_inline_manual_13) for policies he put in place that have contributed

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-10-16T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Just 3% of gen Z sees sex as a sacred act, according to new study :!marseyitsover:
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11319315/Just-3-gen-Z-sees-sex-sacred-act.html
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/5u939v7e.mp4
- **Only 3 per cent of young people believe sex is a sacred act**
- **Another 38 per cent believe sex is an act of love**
- **30 per cent said sex is for fun, and 30 per cent said it's for reproduction**
Young people are losing their sense of modesty and sensibility when it comes to sex, with just 3 per cent of young people believing sex is a sacred act, according to new research.
The study also found that the majority of young people, 30 per cent, believe sex is a fun act, while another 30 per cent said it is for reproduction.
Another 38 per cent of young people believed sex is an act of love, while a further 30 per cent said it is for reproduction.
The survey, carried out by the [Sexual Behaviors and Beliefs Survey](https://www.sexualbehaviorsandbeliefs.com/), polled 3,000 adults in the US in August this year.
Participants were asked to rate their agreement or disagreement with the statement, 'sex is a sacred act.'
The results showed that 3 per cent of young people, aged between 18-24, agreed with the statement, while 13 per cent disagreed.
This is in contrast to 19 per cent of adults over the age of 25 who agreed, and 56 per cent who disagreed.
Only 11 per cent of young people, aged between 18-24, said that they believed sex is an act of love, compared to 29 per cent of adults over the age of 25.
The majority of young people, 30 per cent, said that they believe sex is a fun act, while 30 per cent said it is for reproduction.
The study also

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-09-11T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/neoliberal: The 2022 Midterms Are a Rorschach Test for American Politics :marseytransrentfree:
URL: {REDDIT: r/neoliberal the_2022_midterms_are_a_rorschach_test_for}
VOTES: +78 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The 2022 midterm election is not going to be a good one for Democrats. The party that controls the White House always does worse in the midterms, and they’re currently polling five points behind Republicans in an average of the most recent national polls. But even if the polls are wrong, and Republicans do well in the midterms, it’s still going to be a bad day for Democrats.
The midterm election is always a referendum on the president, and this year is no exception. The economy is faltering, inflation is at a 40-year high, and the public is generally unhappy with President Biden’s performance. As a result, the president’s party is almost always punished in the midterm election. However, the midterm election is also a referendum on the state of the country, and this year is no exception. The country is divided, and the midterm election is a chance for the public to voice their dissatisfaction with the current state of the country.
The midterm election is a chance for the public to voice their dissatisfaction with the current state of the country. The country is divided, and the midterm election is a chance for the public to voice their dissatisfaction with the current state of the country. The midterm election is a chance for the public to voice their dissatisfaction with the current state of the country. The country is divided, and the midterm election is a chance for the public to voice their dissatisfaction with the current state of the country.
The midterm election is a chance for the public to voice their dissatisfaction with the current state of the country. The country is divided, and the midterm election is a chance for the public to voice their dissatisfaction with the current state of the country. The midterm election is a chance for the public to voice their dissatisfaction with the current state of the country. The country is divided, and the midterm election is a chance for the public to voice their dissatisfaction with the current state of the country.
The midterm election is a chance for the public to voice their dissatisfaction with the current state of the country. The country is divided, and

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-04-12T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/WatchRedditDie on the death of /r/conservative :!marseyrave:
URL: {REDDIT: r/WatchRedditDie reddit_conservative_has_been_banned}
VOTES: +101 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
:#marseywholesome:
COMMENTS:
TraderOfSouls +11m +65 / -0
:#marseyrave:
{REDDIT: r/Conservative } -0
  > :marseytroublemaker: You mean the "we have to protect democracy" side that's been driving people to the opposite side?
  > :soyjakyell: What? You're just making shit up. It's always "they're coming for your guns!" and "they want to ban abortion!" and "they want to take away your rights!"
  > :marseytroublemaker: I'm not, those are the same people that literally called the election rigged, and said if we didn't vote the way they wanted it was the end of democracy, that we were going to be put in concentration camps, that they were going to take our guns. So, yeah, I think they are the ones pushing for violence. But that's just me.
  > :soyjakyell: You're not making any sense. This is just you making stuff up.

    arthur_copenhauer +30m +28 / -0
    :marseytroublemaker: is a good one

      TraderOfSouls +1m +22 / -0
      :#marseytroublemaker:

  drumpf +1h +20 / -0
  > Reddit is a hate platform.
  Reddit is a gay dating website.

  MarseysPussy +1h +16 / -0
  > The "we have to protect democracy" side that's been driving people to the opposite side?
  :#marseyhorseshoe:

  Dramacel +2h +14 / -0
  >Reddit is a hate platform. I'm not surprised.
  :#marseyshutitdown:

  whyareyou +56m +8 / -0
  :marseyxd:

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2023-01-14T00Z
HOLE: sports
TITLE: A new home for the woman who was kicked off the men's team :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {REDDIT: r/soccer a_new_home_for_the_woman_who_was_kicked_off_the}
VOTES: +34 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
If you haven't seen this story yet, a trans woman who played on a men's team in the Netherlands was kicked off the team and now a new club has offered her a position. She is very good at football so much so that she was the best player on the men's team.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11659635/Trans-woman-kicked-men-soccer-team-16-days-trans-identifies-girls-team.html
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2023/01/11/football-transgender-player-kicked-mens-team-girls-team/
{REDDIT: r/soccer a_new_home_for_the_woman_who_was_kicked_off_the}
{REDDIT: r/england a_new_home_for_the_woman_who_was_kicked_off_the}
COMMENTS:
X +5m +28 / -0
> I have no idea why the article is titled this way. She's not being kicked off the team, she's being moved to the women's team. She's not even "trans-identifies" with the girls' team, she was asked to join the girls' team because the rules of the club don't allow for transgender men to play on the men's team. I know it's hard to believe, but there are clubs that don't want to turn into a circus, and so they asked her to join the girls' team.
> I don't know if she'll want to do it, but that's what the club did. Why would they kick her off the men's team? She's not being kicked off the men's team, the club's rules are just too strict, and they'll have to pay a fine if she stays on the men's team.
i'm not sure how they're any better than those nazi clubs that wanted to kick out the trans players :marseydisagree:

  STAN_ARTMS +1h +9 / -0
  >

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-05-25T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Woman was 'raped' by 18-year-old boy who 'didn't know she was 16 at the time' :marseywoodchipper2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/ukpolitics woman_was_raped_by_18yearold_boy_who_didnt_know}
VOTES: +55 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/52gh6w4l.mp4
A woman was raped by an 18-year-old boy who "didn't know she was 16 at the time", a court heard.
The teenager, from Reading, was given a suspended sentence for the offence at Reading Crown Court on Thursday.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, admitted the offence.
The defendant said he had been drinking and was "confused" at the time.
The court heard the teenager and the victim had been friends since they were aged 11, and he first kissed her when she was 14.
Prosecutors said they had met up after he had been drinking alcohol, and he took her to his flat where they had sex.
The defendant told the court he was "confused" and "didn't know" what was going on.
He said: "I didn't know she was 16 at the time."
The defendant, who is of limited intelligence, was found guilty of rape.
The court heard he had been diagnosed with a range of learning difficulties, including autistic spectrum disorder, and has a mental age of about eight years.
The defendant was also found guilty of indecent assault, and was given a suspended sentence.
The judge said: "You have a very high level of impairment in your cognitive functioning, and I have taken that into account."
The judge also said he would be monitoring the teenager's movements on the internet and he must not use his phone.
Speaking outside the court, the victim said: "It's been a really hard process and a really hard time.
"It's still not really sunk in, and I still have to deal with the fallout of this, I guess."
The victim, who was 16 at the time, said she had known the defendant since she was a young child.
She said she had been drinking, and had gone to

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-05-24T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Matt Walsh: Transgenderism is a Social Contagion :marseytransgenocide:
URL: https://www.theepochtimes.com/matt-walsh-transgenderism-is-a-social-contagion_4548066.html
VOTES: +38 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/lx8d62l9.mp4
A new documentary by Matt Walsh, "What Is a Woman," will explore the social contagion of transgenderism.
On Wednesday, Walsh announced that his latest documentary film will explore "what it means to be a woman" and why "there is no biological difference between a man and a woman."
In the trailer for the documentary, Walsh said: "We're living in a time where men are women and women are men. But what exactly is a woman?"
In the trailer, Walsh asks: "Does the fact that a girl was born with a vagina and a boy was born with a penis determine their sex? Or is it the way they feel inside?"
Walsh said he asked this question to dozens of transgender activists, and all of them said: "It's not your body that determines your sex, it's how you feel inside."
However, Walsh said that when he asked the same question to leading doctors and scientists, they responded that "biologically, the differences between men and women are obvious."
Walsh said that many transgender activists believe "that biological sex doesn't exist, and they believe that it's a social construct."
Walsh said that the current gender ideology is "a belief system that is not based in science, but rather in feelings and emotions."
In the trailer, Walsh said: "I'm not trying to convince you that you should be one way or another, but I am trying to convince you to think critically about the world around you and the ideas that are being pushed on us."
Walsh said he hopes that his documentary will help people to "think critically about the world around them and the ideas that are being pushed on us."
In the trailer, Walsh said: "I'm not trying to convince you that you should be one way or another, but I am trying to convince you to think critically about the world around you and the ideas that are being pushed on us."
Walsh said he hopes that his documentary will help people

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2023-04-05T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/pics: rDrama.net :marseywereback:
URL: {REDDIT: r/pics what_are_you_doing_for_the_holiday_of_your}
VOTES: +54 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
> [I'm on rdrama.net, rDrama's sister site.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/12b47zj)
:#marseyfedoratip:
COMMENTS:
X +5m +40 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

s_a_n_t_b +1h +24 / -0
rDrama is the sister site to reddit, not rDrama's sister site

  BigBussyHunter +3m +15 / -0
  The sister site to rDrama is rDrama2
  :marseysmug2:

    9 +1h +4 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

  TR +11m +12 / -0
  :#marseyakshually:

  Downie +38m +8 / -0
  This is the site that rDrama has been reincarnated into

  Grue +1h +6 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +13m +14 / -0
{GIF}

  Grue +2h +5 / -0
  :#marseywould:

ForgotMyPasswordAgain +2h +8 / -0
You can't even fucking post shit like that on rDrama anymore

  Grue +4m +6 / -0
  You can if you’re in good standing

    ForgotMyPasswordAgain +2m +6 / -0
    I'm in good standing but I don't want to get chudded

      Grue +3m +5 / -0
      @Aevann will you chud people for posting the site to reddit?

        Aevann +12m +6 / -0
        no, but u will be banned

          Grue +5m +5 / -0
          I’ll take it :marseybegging:

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-04-16T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The World Health Organization is considering a new definition of "gender" and the left is freaking out :marseyxd:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Deuxmoi the_world_health_organization_is_considering_a_new}
VOTES: +98 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The World Health Organization is considering a new definition of "gender" that would explicitly include transgender people, according to a draft document obtained by The New York Times.
In the new definition, "gender" would be defined as "the socially constructed characteristics of women, men, girls and boys, such as norms, roles, and relationships of and between them." The draft document, which was submitted to the U.N. Human Rights Council in March, also explicitly states that gender is "independent of sex."
If the definition is adopted, it would be the first time in the organization's 74-year history that it explicitly recognized that gender is independent of sex. And it would also mark a major shift for the organization, which has long been viewed as a conservative force in global health and has been criticized for its stance on trans issues.
The organization has long maintained that sex and gender are not the same thing. But in recent years, it has begun to walk back that stance, and in 2015, it issued a statement that said "gender is a social construct that can be different from biological sex."
The draft document was submitted by the U.N. Special Rapporteur on the rights of persons with disabilities, Catalina Devandas Aguilar. The document is part of a larger report that she is preparing on the rights of people with disabilities, and it is intended to provide guidance to the U.N. Human Rights Council on how to protect the rights of people with disabilities.
The draft document is not binding, and it is not clear when or if it will be adopted. But if it is adopted, it would have a significant impact on how the organization approaches trans issues.
The organization has been criticized for its stance on trans issues in the past. In 2015, it issued a statement that said "gender is a social construct that can be different from biological sex." And in 2018, it issued a statement that said "gender is a social construct that can be different from biological sex."
The organization has also been criticized for its stance on

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-06-14T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Spotted in r/femaledatingstrategy :marseycoomer:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Penny +10m +11 / -0
fuckin gross

  Salamander +2m +9 / -0
  It's really terrible, I wonder how many times she's been forced to look at it

  BigBussyHunter +3h +2 / -0
  :marseysmug2:
  I'm sure there's some bussy to be found on that reddit account

aqouta +1m +11 / -0
Why is she so angry?

  X +4m +13 / -0
  she's mad at me :marseysob:

    aqouta +3m +10 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

    TariqNasheed +17m +8 / -0
    Why are you so angry?
    :marseysad:

      X +10m +8 / -0
      I'm not angry
      :marseyraging:

        TariqNasheed +1m +6 / -0
        :marseycry:

          X +1m +6 / -0
          :#marseycheerup:

    Shreddedmanlet +26m +3 / -0
    :marseymalding:

      X +1m +4 / -0
      :#marseycheerup:

  Salamander +12m +6 / -0
  It's an ugly drawing of her

TariqNasheed +21m +10 / -0
>39 year old woman
>no kids
>claims to be “highly educated”
>works in sales
>claims to be wealthy
>claims to be dating the top 1% of men
>claims to be a feminist
>claims to be a lefty
>claims to have a boyfriend but doesn’t want to get married
>claims to be a 9
>claims to be a petite
>claims to be a 10
>

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2023-05-10T15Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: Please help me tell my boyfriend that I won't be going to the gay bar with him this weekend. :marseypridepearlclutch:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_not_wanting_to_go_to_a_gay_bar_with_my}
VOTES: +52 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseypridepearlclutch:
> I'm not a fan of bars and clubs in general, but I'm not homophobic. I think it's important to go out of your comfort zone sometimes. So, I've agreed to go out with my boyfriend (25M) to a gay bar in his city (I'm 23F).
> My boyfriend has been wanting to go to a gay bar for a while now, and he wanted to go out with me because he said he'd be more comfortable having someone with him. He said he'd be nervous going out alone, and I said I was fine with him going alone, but he wanted me to go with him.
> We agreed that I would go to the bar with him on Saturday night, and we'd both have drinks, dance, and have fun. We would get a table and order food and drinks.
> However, I was just thinking about it and I'm not comfortable with going to a gay bar with my boyfriend. I feel like it's not appropriate for me to be there. I feel like it's not appropriate for me to be there because I'm a woman. I feel like it's not appropriate for me to be there because I'm not gay.
> I told him that I'm not comfortable going to a gay bar with him, and he said that I'm being homophobic. He said that he doesn't care if I'm gay or not, and that I should be more open-minded. He said that I should be more accepting of other people's lifestyles.
> I don't think that I'm being homophobic. I think that I'm being respectful of his wishes. I don't think that I'm being homophobic. I think that I'm being respectful of his wishes. I don't think that I'm being homophobic. I think that I'm being respectful of his wishes.
> I feel like I'm being judged for not wanting to go to a gay bar with my boyfriend. I feel like

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-07-07T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Science has decided: Farting is okay now :marseybrap:
URL: {REDDIT: r/science the_science_has_decided_farting_is_okay_now}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseybrap::#marseysniff:
{REDDIT: r/entertainment the_science_has_decided_farting_is_okay_now}
https://www.npr.org/2022/07/06/1109694336/what-the-science-says-about-farting
Farting is something that everyone does. But is it socially acceptable? Is it healthy? Are you doing it wrong?
There are a lot of questions. So NPR and The Science of Farts, a group of scientists and journalists who study the topic, decided to answer some of them.
The Science of Farts is a group of scientists and journalists who study the topic. They are led by Dr. James G. Himes, a gastroenterologist and associate professor of medicine at the University of California, San Francisco. Himes and his colleagues have studied farting since the 1980s and have published more than 100 papers on the subject.
They recently published a review of the science on farting. Here's what they found:
Farting is a normal part of human physiology. It's a natural process that occurs when the body expels gas from the intestines. The gas is a mixture of air, water vapor, and other gases produced by the bacteria in the intestines.
Farting is not a sign of poor health. In fact, farting can be a sign of good health. The bacteria in the intestines produce gases that help to break down food and absorb nutrients.
Farting is not contagious. You can't catch a fart from someone else.
Farting is not a social faux pas. It's perfectly acceptable to fart in public. In fact, farting can be a sign of good health.
Farting is not a sign of poor hygiene. It's perfectly normal to fart after a shower or a bath.
Farting is not a sign of poor diet. In fact, farting can be a sign of a healthy diet. The bacteria in

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-03-25T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: DDR comes out in support of trans women in sports :marseytrump:
URL: https://nypost.com/2022/03/25/donald-trump-rejects-claims-that-trans-women-should-be-barred-from-sports
VOTES: +64 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Donald Trump rejected the notion that trans women should be barred from competing in women’s sports, telling reporters in Florida that trans athletes are “no different” than any other female athlete.
“The best female athletes — like the best female athletes — are no different,” Trump said at a campaign rally in Orlando on Saturday, per the Daily Mail.
He was asked how he would respond to critics of trans athletes competing in women’s sports.
“I would say, ‘They’re no different than any other female athlete. They’re no different.’”
Trump also argued that the issue is a “nothingburger” for him.
“The only thing I’ve got to worry about is, if they’re female, they’re no different than any other female athlete,” Trump said, per the Daily Mail.
“I think it’s a nothingburger. I think it’s a nothingburger, quite frankly, because they’re female, they’re no different than any other female athlete. They’re no different.”
But Trump’s comments are in contrast to his former running mate, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, who has championed anti-trans bills in the state.
DeSantis signed a law in March that bans transgender athletes from competing in the opposite sex category in school sports.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +64 / -0
lmao he's been saying this for years

  Tonberry +1h +25 / -0
  Yeah he's been saying this for years. Yet some idiots still think he's a chud

  Dramamine +4h +5 / -0
  I really should post this because it's funny and hasn't been posted yet
  {TWEET: davidhogg111}
  {IMG}

Pibbles +4m +40 / -0
>“The best female athletes — like the best female athletes — are no different,” Trump said at a campaign rally in Orlando on Saturday, per the Daily Mail.
Lmao this is the third time

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-10-18T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why the Twitter Files are Not What They Seem :!marseymisinformation:
URL: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-10-18/why-the-twitter-files-are-not-what-they-seem
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyschizowave:
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +18m +14 / -0
It's not like he could have avoided this. He's been doing this for years. He's a clown.

  X +8m +10 / -0
  It's not like he could have avoided this. He's been doing this for years. He's a clown.

  Mello_luvr +30m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

  LowAPM +1h +5 / -0
  > He's been doing this for years.
  the more things change, the more they stay the same

  ElectricFencePence +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +2 / -0
    >2003
    :#marseyboomer:

arsey +10m +11 / -0
I only read the part about Trump and it was interesting to see that they were going to do something to his account but then he got a new account and they never did anything. lol

  zombiecel +1h +7 / -0
  The whistleblower is a chud who wants to destroy Twitter. They were going to kill his account for some reason but then he got a new account and they didn't do anything.

    arsey +43m +6 / -0
    I only read the part about Trump. This guy is a lolcow.

      zombiecel +17m +5 / -0
      https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/steve-huffman-tim-hoolihan-twitter-misinformation-1234595693/
      He's a lolcow, but he's a lolcow for the right reasons. He's also a massive dramaqueen.
      {YOUTUBE}
      He has a podcast with a comedian called

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-06-28T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Are you a trans woman? :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +75 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
DrFateHoids +51m +23 / -0
:#!marseybooba:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1h +14 / -0
  > :#!marseybooba:
  I like how you can see Marsey's nipples. Really adds to the character

    DrFateHoids +1m +7 / -0
    :#marseydisagree:
    Oh you... You'll never be a real woman

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +9 / -0
      :#marseyseethe:

        DrFateHoids +3m +6 / -0
        :#marseysmug:

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +6 / -0
          :marseycry:

            DrFateHoids +1m +5 / -0
            :#marseycheerup:

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +6 / -0
              :marseyembrace:

                DrFateHoids +1m +3 / -0
                :marseyblowkiss:

                  MarseyIsMyWaifu +57s +3 / -0
                  :marseybye:

                    DrFateHoids +1m +2 / -0
                    :marseywave2:

                      MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +3 / -0
                      :marseymarseylove:

                        DrFateHoids +4m +2 / -0
                        :#marseyloveyou:

                          MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +2 / -0
                          :marseybye:

                            DrFateHoids +1m +2 / -0
                            :marseywave2:

        Sneed +4h +2 / -0
        :marseysneed:

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +2 / -0
          :

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2023-10-28T01Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: Is "Marsey" the most hated word on rDrama? :marseyconfused2:
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/oct/27/is-marsey-the-most-hated-word-on-the-internet
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyveryworriedfed:
There's a meme that's been circulating on social media in recent days about an innocent word that has caused great offence. "Marsey" is not a racist or sexist slur, nor a slur of any kind. It is the name of a cartoon cat that was invented to represent the internet, to express its spirit and essence. But for some people, the word has become a hate symbol, a trigger for their trauma and their anger.
Marsey first appeared in 2015, on the imageboard 4chan, as a simple yellow cat with big eyes and a white outline. Marsey was created by a user named "Proctologist" who wanted to express his love and support for a subreddit called /r/AgainstHateSubreddits, which was dedicated to fighting hate and bigotry online. Marsey became a popular icon among the users of that subreddit and other online communities, as a way to show solidarity and resistance against hate and harassment. Marsey was also used as an emoji on Reddit, Discord, Twitter, and other platforms, where it could be combined with other Marseys or text to convey different emotions and meanings.
But Marsey's popularity also attracted the attention of trolls, haters, and extremists, who started to misuse and abuse the word in various ways. Some used Marsey to mock and insult people who identified as Marsey fans or supporters, calling them "Marseyfags", "Marseyshills", "Marseyboomers", "Marseyboomers", "Marseyboomers", "Marseyboomers", "Marseyboomers", "Marseyboomers", "Marseyboomers", "Marseyboomers", "Marseyboomers", "Marseyboomers", "Marseyboomers", "Marseyboomers", "Marseyboomers", "Marseyboomers", "

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2023-01-07T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyshutitdown: :marseyglow:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +47 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://archive.ph/1qCQs
COMMENTS:
X +1m +17 / -0
:#marseyxd:
{IMG}

  Tonberry +42m +12 / -0
  > and our team is actively working on a way to block anyone who has ever visited rdrama
  :#marseysal:

    X +2m +9 / -0
    at least we don't have to worry about the one in the screenshot :marseyxd:

  cyberdick +1h +6 / -0
  >working on a way to block anyone who has ever visited rdrama
  I'll do it for free

Cao_Cao +1h +8 / -0
> I don't know what I did but I'm sorry
{GIF}

  Dramamine +1h +3 / -0
  I heard it was a reference to a 4chan post about someone who kept getting their ISP to shut down his internet. He was like "I'm sorry I don't know what I did but I'm sorry"

    Cao_Cao +2h +2 / -0
    I heard it was a reference to a 4chan post about someone who kept getting their ISP to shut down his internet. He was like "I'm sorry I don't know what I did but I'm sorry"

GooooooldMember +1h +4 / -0
Dont care. Anytime i post here i get a notification saying “comment in controversial post”aa

cyberdick +1h +2 / -0
> and our team is actively working on a way to block anyone who has ever visited rdrama
:#marseysal:
Also @aevann are you one of the team?a

  Aevann +1m +2 / -0
  yes

    cyberdick +6m +2 / -0
    :#marseycapychad3:

  Dramamine +1h +1 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/post/136

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2023-01-24T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: “We’re just trying to get by”: Inside the financial struggles of the ‘new poor’ in Canada :marseyrake:
URL: {REDDIT: r/canada were_just_trying_to_get_by_inside_the_financial}
VOTES: +37 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
The first thing you notice about Alana Tapp is her smile. She's a 23-year-old with long, curly hair, a sparkly dress and a wide grin. Her hair and makeup are meticulously done, and her nails are painted a dark pink. She's a bartender and server at a Toronto restaurant, and she works six days a week. She earned $50,000 in 2022, and she enjoys her life.
"I'm not complaining," she says. "I have a great life. I love my job. I love my family. I love my friends. I love my boyfriend. I love my cat. I love my dog. I love my life."
But there's a catch. Tapp, who lives in Scarborough with her boyfriend, is in debt. She's got $13,000 in student loans, $3,000 in credit card debt and $1,000 in car loans. She's got $500 in savings, and she's got $200 in her bank account. She's got $100 in her chequing account, and she's got $50 in her savings account. She's got $25 in her savings account, and she's got $10 in her savings account. She's got $5 in her savings account, and she's got $2 in her savings account. She's got $1 in her savings account, and she's got $0.50

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-10-11T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/technology: The American Medical Association is the latest to say that gender-affirming care for youth is safe and effective. :marseytrans2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology the_american_medical_association_is_the_latest}
VOTES: +85 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseytransflag2:
The American Medical Association has joined the American Academy of Pediatrics, the American Psychiatric Association and many others in issuing a statement that gender-affirming care for youth is safe and effective.
In a statement published on Tuesday, the AMA said it was "deeply concerned" by the "vicious anti-transgender rhetoric" from the federal government. President J. Emmett Sweeney, Jr., MD, MPH, and CEO Robert S. Goldberg, MD, said they were "horrified" by the "pervasive rhetoric, disinformation and medical misinformation that is being used to justify the targeting of transgender people."
Gender-affirming care includes hormone therapy, mental health services and surgery for transgender people. The AMA said that "evidence shows that gender-affirming care can lead to improvements in psychological health and well-being, as well as quality of life."
The AMA also said that "gender-affirming care can reduce the risk of suicide, depression and anxiety."
The AMA said that it was "committed to supporting transgender people and their families."
The AMA is the largest association of physicians in the United States.
The AMA said that it was "deeply concerned" by the "vicious anti-transgender rhetoric" from the federal government. President J. Emmett Sweeney, Jr., MD, MPH, and CEO Robert S. Goldberg, MD, said they were "horrified" by the "pervasive rhetoric, disinformation and medical misinformation that is being used to justify the targeting of transgender people."
Gender-affirming care includes hormone therapy, mental health services and surgery for transgender people. The AMA said that "evidence shows that gender-affirming care can lead to improvements in psychological health and well-being, as well as quality of life."
The AMA also said that "gender-affirming care can reduce the risk of suicide, depression and anxiety."
The AMA said that it was "committed to supporting transgender people and their families."
The AMA is the largest association of physicians in the United

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-10-28T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New 'Biden: The Musical' drama: writer who penned pro-Biden lyrics is transphobic :marseybiden2:
URL: https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/theatre-dance/news/biden-the-musical-new-york-trans-lyricist-b2211300.html
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyitsbimothy:
A musical celebrating President Joe Biden is facing criticism after one of the writers penned lyrics which have been described as [transphobic](https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/theatre-dance/news/trans-lyricist-musical-biden-b2211300.html).
The Broadway production, titled "Biden: The Musical", features songs which celebrate Biden's political career, and his [controversial decision](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/joe-biden-ukraine-vacation-criticism-b2195260.html) to spend $15,000 a day on his Florida vacation home.
The production, which is set to run from November 16 to 20, was written by four lyricists, including [Samuel Slutzkin](https://www.instagram.com/samuel_slutzkin/), who penned the lyrics to the song "The Biden's Boobs", a song about [the first woman to win a presidential election](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/joe-biden-barack-obama-vote-harris-b2209464.html).
In the song, Biden is referred to as "Mr. Biden", and the lyrics read: "So proud to be the first woman in the White House, and the first woman to win a presidential election.
"So proud to be the first woman in the White House, and the first woman to win a presidential election.
"So proud to be the first woman in the White House, and the first woman to win a presidential election."
The lyrics were first posted on [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg96JWpNlLw/) in July, and have since been shared by a number of

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-10-13T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 10000% dramacoin bounty for anyone who can get this to the front page of r/technology :!marseybluecheck:
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology twitter_asks_employees_to_join_a_fight_against}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseybluecheck:
Twitter asks employees to join a ‘fight’ against misinformation about Elon Musk
**Twitter employees have been asked to join a "fight" against misinformation about Elon Musk and his takeover of the company, in a memo that was sent out on Wednesday.**
The memo, which was reviewed by The Verge, was sent by Jay Bhattacharya, who is the chief people officer at Twitter, and it appears to have been sent to all employees at the company. In it, he suggests that Musk is "spreading false information about Twitter to smear the company and manipulate the outcome of the deal," and says that he hopes that employees will join the fight against this misinformation.
The memo, which is titled "Fighting Disinformation About Elon Musk and Twitter," begins by noting that "Elon Musk has been spreading false information about Twitter to smear the company and manipulate the outcome of the deal." It continues by stating that "we must stand up for the truth and defend our company against his lies."
The memo then goes on to outline a number of ways in which employees can join the fight against misinformation, including by sharing accurate information on social media, reporting false information to the company, and speaking out against Musk's "disinformation campaign."
It's worth noting that Bhattacharya's memo comes just days after Musk said in a tweet that he would be "opening up the Twitter files" in an effort to show how the company has been suppressing conservative voices. Musk has also claimed that Twitter is full of "misinformation" and that he plans to make it a "free speech platform."
While Bhattacharya's memo doesn't directly address Musk's claims, it does suggest that the company is concerned about the potential impact of Musk's takeover. It also suggests that the company is prepared to fight against misinformation, which is a move that could help to counter Musk's claims that Twitter is suppressing conservative voices.
Overall, Bhattacharya's memo is a clear indication that Twitter is taking Musk's takeover seriously and is prepared to fight against misinformation

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2023-02-04T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why you should never walk out the door with a woman you don't know :marseyfoidretard: :!marseycoomer2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes why_you_should_never_walk_out_the_door_with_a}
VOTES: +53 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I think women should be empowered to go out and have fun. But I think there should be common sense precautions. The world isn't safe for women, and men are the primary perpetrators of violence against women. We need to teach girls and young women to be more aware of their surroundings.
> As a young girl, I was taught that if I was ever in a car with a man I didn't know, I was to get out and run to the nearest house with lights on. I was also taught not to accept food from strangers. I was taught not to have a man drive me anywhere. I was taught not to go out with a man I didn't know.
> I think we need to teach girls to use common sense. To not go out with men they don't know. To not accept rides from men they don't know. To not go out with men who have been drinking. To not accept gifts from men. To not go out with men who have been drinking. To not accept rides from men who have been drinking.
> The only way to make the world safe for women is to teach girls and young women to use common sense. To not go out with men they don't know. To not accept rides from men they don't know. To not go out with men who have been drinking. To not accept gifts from men. To not go out with men who have been drinking. To not accept rides from men who have been drinking.
> I think the only way to make the world safe for women is to teach girls and young women to use common sense. To not go out with men they don't know. To not accept rides from men they don't know. To not go out with men who have been drinking. To not accept gifts from men. To not go out with men who have been drinking. To not accept rides from men who have been drinking.
> I think the only way to make the world safe for women is to teach girls and young women to use common sense. To

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-05-24T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: DeSantis' anti-transgender law is unconstitutional, appeals court rules :marseytransgenocide:
URL: {REDDIT: r/conservativeterrorism desantis_anti_transgender_law_is_unconstitutional}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Orange site: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31481795
A federal appeals court panel ruled that a Florida law banning transgender athletes from female sports is unconstitutional.
The 11th Circuit Court of Appeals issued the opinion on Tuesday, finding that the law violated the due process rights of transgender athletes by preventing them from participating in sports in which they were eligible to compete.
The court also found that the law was not narrowly tailored to address any discrimination or problems, including that there was no evidence that transgender athletes had an unfair advantage.
The ruling is a win for the plaintiffs, a group of transgender student athletes at the University of Florida, who sued the state of Florida over the law.
A federal judge had previously blocked the law from taking effect in 2021, but the appeals court's decision is the first time a court has ruled on the law's constitutionality.
The Florida law, which was signed by Gov. Ron DeSantis in March 2021, restricts transgender athletes from participating in sports that align with their gender identity. It requires schools to verify that transgender athletes are the biological sex of the sports team they are playing on.
The law also requires schools to provide written notice of the law to parents, coaches, and student athletes, and to display a sign in a prominent location at the school.
The appeals court's opinion was written by Judge James E. Graves Jr. and joined by Judges Frank M. Hull and William H. Pryor Jr.
The ruling comes as the issue of transgender rights has become a major political issue in the United States. Several states have passed laws restricting the rights of transgender people, including Florida, Tennessee, and Alabama.
The ruling is likely to be appealed to the U.S. Supreme Court.
COMMENTS:
ABC +6m +14 / -0
> In a victory for trans rights, the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals has struck down a Florida law that banned transgender athletes from competing in sports that align with their gender identity.
> The law,

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-09-10T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybiden: Biden’s Europe Visit Is a Win for China :marseyxi:
URL: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/09/world/europe/biden-china-europe.html
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It’s no secret that the United States has been a disappointment for many of its allies in Europe. President Biden has repeatedly made promises to support his friends in Europe, but he has struggled to deliver. From failing to meet NATO’s defense spending target of 2 percent of G.D.P. to not holding Russia accountable for its war in Ukraine, Biden has been unable to fulfill his promises.
Now, the White House is trying to reassure its European allies that it’s not a deliberate act of betrayal, but rather a case of the United States not being able to do everything that it has promised. In a meeting of the “Quad” in Washington on Friday, President Biden and his counterparts from Australia, India and Japan will explain how the United States will continue to work to support its allies, even as it focuses on the Indo-Pacific.
The White House’s messaging is not convincing. The United States has not been distracted by the Indo-Pacific; it has been distracted by domestic politics. The United States is not able to do everything that it has promised because it is not able to do everything that it wants to do. The United States is not able to do everything that it wants to do because it is not able to do everything that it has promised.
The White House’s messaging is not convincing because it is not convincing. The United States has not been distracted by the Indo-Pacific; it has been distracted by domestic politics. The United States is not able to do everything that it has promised because it is not able to do everything that it wants to do. The United States is not able to do everything that it wants to do because it is not able to do everything that it has promised.
The White House’s messaging is not convincing because it is not convincing. The United States has not been distracted by the Indo-Pacific; it has been distracted by domestic politics. The United States is not able to do everything that it has promised because it is not able to do everything that it wants to do. The United States is not able to do everything that it wants to do because it is not able

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2023-02-03T16Z
HOLE: sports
TITLE: NFL to introduce three-point field goal for the first time this season :marcusfootball:
URL: {REDDIT: r/nfl nfl_to_introduce_three_point_field_goal_for_the}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} {IMG}
The NFL is changing the rules for the first time in 108 years to allow the three-point field goal to be introduced.
A field goal will now be worth three points rather than the current two, and a safety will be worth two points, rather than one.
The change is designed to speed up the game and encourage more offense.
The move to three points for a field goal has been in the works for a while, but was blocked for a while due to concerns about its impact on the game.
The NFL had been considering the move for a while, but it was blocked by the NFL Players Association (NFLPA), which was worried that it would take away from the players' ability to make money.
The move is designed to make the game more interesting for fans, and also to give the players a chance to make more money.
The NFL has been trying to make the game more interesting for fans for a while, but the move to three points for a field goal has been one of the most controversial changes.
The NFL has also been trying to make the game more interesting for fans by introducing new rules, such as the two-point conversion, which allows a team to score two points if they score a touchdown from the two-point line.
The NFL has also been trying to make the game more interesting for fans by introducing new rules, such as the two-point conversion, which allows a team to score two points if they score a touchdown from the two-point line.
The NFL has been trying to make the game more interesting for fans by introducing new rules, such as the two-point conversion, which allows a team to score two points if they score a touchdown from the two-point line.
The NFL has also been trying to make the game more interesting for fans by introducing new rules, such as the two-point conversion, which allows a team to score two points if they score a touchdown from the two-point line.
COMMENTS:
JimothyX7 +10m +10 / -0
I don't care about this, can we get a 300 yd kick so we can get

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-09-17T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: One Year After Roe's Fall, Texas Abortion Law Is a Leading Cause of Maternal Deaths :marseyfoidretard:
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter one_year_after_roes_fall_texas_abortion_law_is_a}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A year after the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, Texas is [leading the nation](https://www.npr.org/2022/07/01/1113219076/texas-abortion-deaths-roe-v-wade) in the number of [maternal deaths](https://www.texasstandard.org/stories/2022-08-30/texas-abortion-deaths-maternal-health/) related to illegal abortions, according to a new report by the Texas Tribune.
The 2021 Texas abortion ban has contributed to the deaths of at least 13 women in the state, according to the Texas Tribune's [report](https://www.texastribune.org/2022/09/16/texas-abortion-law-maternal-deaths/) on its findings. The ban, known as Senate Bill 8, is the nation's strictest abortion law and has [forced women](https://www.npr.org/2022/08/16/1117682402/texas-abortion-law-maternal-deaths) to seek unsafe and illegal abortions in the state.
The Texas Tribune's report was based on the work of the Texas Equal Justice Project, which analyzed data from the Texas Department of Health and Human Services. The project found that 13 women died from complications related to illegal abortions between June 2021 and June 2022.
The state's strictest abortion ban has been linked to an increase in maternal deaths in Texas. The number of deaths has [risen significantly](https://www.texastribune.org/2022/08/23/texas-abortion-maternal-deaths/) since the law went into effect, according to the Texas Tribune's report. The project also found that the deaths have disproportionately affected women of color, particularly Black women.
The Texas

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-05-06T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The biggest problem with the trans movement is that it's not big enough :marseytransflag2:
URL: https://www.newstatesman.com/2022/05/biggest-problem-with-trans-movement
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseytransflag2:
COMMENTS:
GT +3m +22 / -0
I'm not reading that, I'm assuming it's calling for more trans people to be groomed

  Wuzizname +1h +11 / -0
  It's just a bunch of words words words about how the biggest problem with the trans movement is that it's not big enough and that they should be more trans inclusive and to stop being transphobic.
  TLDR:
  {IMG}

  lnternetCustodian +54m +10 / -0
  {IMG}

    Pog +1h +6 / -0
    :#marseyconfused:
    This is a pic of a tranny. I dont see the problem.

    TheOverSeether +1h +6 / -0
    >it's not big enough
    I'll say this, but it's a bit gay.

  pizzashill +1h +8 / -0
  It's basically a call for more acceptance and inclusion of trans people. Or so it seems.

    Pog +38m +8 / -0
    :#marseynotes:
    Yt pizza wants more acceptance and inclusion of trans people.

      pizzashill +1m +6 / -0
      I'm pretty accepting of trans people.

        Pog +2m +7 / -0
        :marseytrumpgrill:

          pizzashill +2m +4 / -0
          What is this in reference to.

            Pog +1m +7 / -0
            Your new account

              pizzashill +25s +6 / -0
              Oh yeah that was me lmao

                Pog +2m +6 / -0
                :#marseyshook:

    Avalon +1h +2 / -0
    It's a transphobe.

      p

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-03-21T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans2: r/WhitePeopleTwitter: More proof that the GOP is trying to genocide us :!marseytrans2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter more_proof_that_the_gop_is_trying_to_genocide_us}
VOTES: +118 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseytrans2:
https://files.catbox.moe/0s2l6c.mp4
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +137 / -0
>More proof that the GOP is trying to genocide us
it's a private company sweaty they can do whatever they want

  Administrator +5m +63 / -0
  I mean, do they really want to deal with trains?

    WappyDoo +3m +77 / -0
    >I mean, do they really want to deal with trains?
    That's how you know it's not a real genocide if you're not actively trying to get rid of them

      Administrator +1m +41 / -0
      >they
      :#marseydisagree:

        WappyDoo +1m +34 / -0
        I'm sorry for using they in reference to a singular person, I'll do better in the future

          Administrator +1m +27 / -0
          :#marseyagree:

          Tack +1h +13 / -0
          You don't get to use they/them for singular people anymore? I don't know if I can keep up.

            WappyDoo +46m +16 / -0
            They/them is for non-binary people. I'm not sure what you're talking about but I'm sure you'll figure it out, I'm sure you're not too stupid to figure out how to keep up with the times

              Tack +3m +11 / -0
              I like that non binary is a thing. I'm not sure why.

                WappyDoo +4m +13 / -0
                I'm not sure why you're not a non-binary person. I'm sure it's something with your upbringing and not a lack of testosterone in your system

                  Tack +1

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-10-04T20Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :!marseybooba::marseyduck2:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +4 / -0
:#marseymommymilkers:

DickButtKiss +1h +2 / -0
I was thinking the same thing but instead of a duck its a big tiddy black chick

  DickButtKiss +2m +1 / -0
  @Aevann can we get a black chick Marsey?y:y:️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-09-10T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Transphobia is at the core of the anti-LGBTQ+ movement :marseytranspearlclutch:
URL: https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/transphobia-core-anti-lgbtq-movement-rcna39369
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseytranspearlclutch:
The recent slew of anti-LGBTQ+ legislation shows that transphobia is at the core of the anti-LGBTQ+ movement. Here's why.
In a recent [article](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/joe-rogan-anti-lgbtq-bill-rcna39331) in *Politico*, Joe Rogan, the host of the most popular podcast in the world, argued that "the [LGBTQ+](https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/gay-pride-month) movement is about turning kids into homosexuals." Rogan was referring to a [Virginia](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/what-anti-lgbtq-legislation-means-governor-glenn-youngkin-rcna39310) bill that would prohibit school officials from using pronouns that differ from a student's sex. A similar bill in [Florida](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-lawmakers-pass-bill-restricting-lgbtq-education-schools-rcna39267) would prohibit educators from teaching students about gender identity and sexuality.
Rogan's argument is not new. Conservatives have long claimed that LGBTQ+ people are grooming children into their lifestyle. The rhetoric has become even more prominent in recent years, with pundits and politicians like [Donald Trump](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-says-lgbtq-protesters-drag-marches-circus-rcna35189) and [Glenn Youngkin](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2022-election/glenn-youngkin-says-lgbtq-policies-threatens-childrens-well-being-rcna39297) asserting that LGBTQ+ people

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-06-17T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: YouTube's New AI Moderation System Could Be a Huge Mistake :marseysnappymaga::!marsey1984:
URL: https://www.vice.com/en/article/3d4p3q/youtubes-new-ai-moderation-system-could-be-a-huge-mistake
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseysnappymaga:
YouTube is rolling out an artificial intelligence system that will automatically remove videos it considers to be "harmful." The system is part of the company's ongoing efforts to address the problem of "harmful content," which CEO Susan Wojcicki [has described](https://www.vice.com/en/article/78k3z4/ceo-susan-wojcicki-says-youtube-is-trying-to-fight-harmful-content) as "one of the greatest challenges facing our platform."
The AI system is currently being tested on the "YouTube Shorts" platform, which is a TikTok-like video feed that's available to users in the United States, Mexico, Brazil, Japan, and South Korea. (YouTube Shorts is currently not available in the UK or Europe.) The AI system detects harmful content by analyzing the text, images, and audio in videos, and it then removes them if it considers them to be harmful. When a video is removed, the user who posted it is notified that the video has been removed, and given the reason for the removal. The user is also notified if the video is restored after review.
The AI system is currently able to detect harmful content based on its similarity to previously flagged content. But YouTube's head of trust and safety, Yoel Roth, says that the company is working to improve the system so that it can detect harmful content that has not been previously flagged. "We're working on a new system that will be able to detect harmful content that has not been previously flagged," Roth told Vice. "We're working on that right now and we expect to have it rolled out by the end of the year."
The AI system is not perfect, and it sometimes makes mistakes. In one instance, a video was removed because it was deemed to be promoting "hate speech." But when the user appealed the decision, YouTube reversed its decision and restored the video. In another instance

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-08-26T14Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: The YouTube video that kicked off a sex cult and the murder of an American woman in Brazil :marseycoomer2:
URL: https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-youtube-video-that-kicked-off-a-sex-cult-and-the-murder-of-an-american-woman-in-brazil
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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The TikTok video that helped spark the online craze for the “Meditation of Fire” led to the formation of a sex cult in Brazil and the murder of an American woman.
In the video, which was posted in 2020 and has since been deleted, a man in a red shirt can be seen performing a series of acrobatic moves while chanting, “I am a god. I am a goddess. I am a god. I am a goddess.” The video has since been viewed more than 1.3 million times, and has been reposted numerous times on the popular social media app.
The video is part of a larger online trend for “fire meditation,” which is based on the belief that the body’s energy can be activated through the use of fire. Fire meditation has become a popular topic on TikTok, where users often post videos of themselves performing fire rituals or chanting while surrounded by flames.
But the practice has also been linked to a number of deaths, including the death of a 23-year-old American woman who was killed in Brazil after participating in a fire meditation ritual.
In June, 2021, 23-year-old American student Ashley Brown was killed in a fire meditation ritual in Brazil. Brown, who was studying abroad in Brazil at the time, was part of a group of young people who had gathered for a fire meditation ritual in the city of Rio de Janeiro. The group was led by a man who claimed to have supernatural powers, and who had been performing fire meditation rituals for years.
During the ritual, Brown and the other members of the group were instructed to jump into a large bonfire. Brown, who was the last person to jump into the fire, was reportedly engulfed in flames and died on the spot. The other members of the group were also injured, but survived the incident.
The death of Brown sparked a national conversation in Brazil about the dangers of fire meditation, and the practice has since been banned in

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2023-01-06T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 'I saw the walls closing in': the moment when Trump was arrested :marseytrumpwereback::marseytrumpwereback::marseytrumpwereback:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +4m +8 / -0
I'm impressed by how many different people are trying to claim Trump's face as their own..

  X +11m +7 / -0
  :#marseyschizowave:

  ManBearFridge +2h +3 / -0
  I can't tell the difference between blacks and mexicans

JimothyX2 +5m +5 / -0
{GIF}

ConchShell +1h +3 / -0
I love how the cop is like, "Shut up".... I mean fuck you cop, you are the reason we are here.

coned +1h +3 / -0
that's not trump tho. it's a mexican. a mexican who is too white to be mexican....

  lnternetCustodian +34m +3 / -0
  > a mexican who is too white to be mexican
  :#marseymutt:

    coned +14m +2 / -0
    i don't even know what that means

      lnternetCustodian +14m +3 / -0
      https://i.imgur.com/0Q1qVQK.mp4

        coned +4m +2 / -0
        i'm gonna need an explanation for that. i can't tell if that's mexican or mexican who is too white to be mexican.

          lnternetCustodian +1m +3 / -0
          that's the definition of a mutt

            coned +7m +2 / -0
            i'm not sure what that means either

              lnternetCustodian +16m +3 / -0
              https://i.imgur.com/sA6Wn2a.mp4

                coned +13m +

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-06-13T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: @The_Homocracy's video of a womxn talking about how much she loves sucking girlcock has been removed from Youtube :marseyitsover:
URL: https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/vbj670/woman_shares_her_honest_thoughts_on_what_it_means
VOTES: +123 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
I was able to find the video on the internet archive, which thankfully saves the video for us.
https://web.archive.org/web/20220613090901/{YOUTUBE}
:#marseyhomofascist:
COMMENTS:
X +3m +103 / -0
:#marseytransgenocide:
{IMG}

  lnternetCustodian +4m +80 / -0
  > Removed by YouTube
  > Restricted in the US
  :marseydisintegrate:

    X +2m +47 / -0
    You'll never see this video again :marseycrying:
    https://web.archive.org/web/20220613091042/{YOUTUBE}

      lnternetCustodian +1m +35 / -0
      :#marseyitsover:

        X +2m +42 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:
        at least it got reposted on r/actualpublicfreakouts and r/transgendercirclejerk so you can still see the video there

          lnternetCustodian +1m +26 / -0
          {IMG}

            X +1m +27 / -0
            :#marseymanysuchcases:
            {IMG}

              lnternetCustodian +2m +15 / -0
              {IMG}

              UraniumDonGER +5h +10 / -0
              This is the face of the average drama user
              :marseybuff:

      RedAero +5h +5 / -0
      I mean, it's on the internet forever, but I agree it's a bit sad, especially because it

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-05-17T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfrozenchosen: :!marseyicecream:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +110 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyextinction:
COMMENTS:
R +1m +50 / -0
:#marseyxd:
We need more 'frozen' marseys tbh

  oppie +1h +17 / -0
  I've been saving up for a 500k hole just for frozen marseys and ive had to cut back on some necessities to do so. I'll be there soon enough.

  CrackerStraggot +1h +12 / -0
  :marseyfrozen::marseyfrozenchosen::marseyfrozenpat::marseyfrozenlove::marseyfrozenrage::marseyfrozenchozen2::marseyfrozenchosen2pat:

    R +1h +5 / -0
    :#marseyfrozen:

  NO +2h +4 / -0
  :#marseyfrozenlove:

sandkwinn +5m +27 / -0
I'm still not convinced that it's actually her :marseyhmm:

  lnternetCustodian +5m +14 / -0
  {IMG}

    sandkwinn +3m +23 / -0
    :#marseyfrozenchosen2pat:

      lnternetCustodian +1m +16 / -0
      :#marseyfrozenpat:

        sandkwinn +6m +13 / -0
        :#marseyfrozenragepat:

          lnternetCustodian +1m +12 / -0
          :#marseyfrozenlovepat:

            sandkwinn +2m +11 / -0
            :#marseyfrozenlovepatpat:

              lnternetCustodian +2m +11 / -0
              :#marseyfrozenchosenpatpat:

                sandkwinn +6m +9 / -0
                :#marseyfrozenchosenpatpatpat:

                  lnternetCust

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-10-25T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 11-year-old boy goes missing in Germany after being kidnapped by his father :marseyfloyd::!marseyzwei:
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11344477/11-year-old-boy-missing-Germany-kidnapped-father.html
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A boy is missing from Germany after being kidnapped by his father, who is now being hunted by police.
The boy, who is 11-years-old, is understood to have been taken by his father on Saturday evening.
The boy's mother was not present when the child was taken from his school in the town of Bitterfeld-Wolfen in the German state of Saxony-Anhalt, reports say.
The father, who is said to be in his early 30s, was seen on CCTV on Saturday evening having picked up the boy.
He is said to have taken the boy to his car and driven away.
Police are now searching for the father, who is said to be in a 'very emotional state'.
According to reports, the boy's mother, who is 35-years-old, had gone to court on Friday to try to prevent her son from being taken away by his father.
The mother had been awarded full custody of the child in an earlier court case, but the father was said to have gone to a different court on Friday to try and prevent the mother from seeing the boy.
The father is said to have won a temporary stay of the mother's custody rights.
The boy was taken from his school at around 2.30pm on Saturday.
Police said in a statement: 'The boy was picked up by his father at school. The father was seen on camera before leaving the premises with the boy.
'Officers are now searching for the father, who is said to be in a very emotional state.'
It is understood that the boy's mother was not present when the boy was taken.
A spokesperson for the police said: 'We are currently searching for the father of the boy.
'Officers are searching for the father, who is said to be in a very emotional state.'
The boy's father is said to be in a 'very emotional state'.
COMMENTS:
GigaVaccinator +16m +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2023-07-03T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey's gender has been officially changed to female by the internet's largest dictionary. r/awfuleverything :marseywholesometrans:
URL: {REDDIT: r/awfuleverything marseys_gender_has_been_officially_changed_to}
VOTES: +144 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
A US dictionary has decided to change the gender of Marsey the Cat, a popular internet meme mascot, from male to female.
The decision was made by Merriam-Webster, the dictionary's publisher, after "tens of thousands" of people asked the company to change the cat's gender.
Merriam-Webster published a statement on Wednesday saying it had updated the gender of Marsey from "male" to "female", adding that the cat had been "gendered" in its online dictionary since 2011.
Merriam-Webster said it had received "tens of thousands of comments and emails" about Marsey's gender since 2011.
The dictionary said it had "considered the many comments and emails" and decided to change Marsey's gender to female.
Marsey, the orange and white cat, was created in 2015 and became a popular meme on the social media platform Reddit.
The cat was also used as a mascot for the online gaming community and was used as an emoji on various social media platforms.
Marsey's gender had been a source of contention among users, with some arguing that the cat was male, while others claimed it was female.
Merriam-Webster said the change was made to ensure "consistency" in its online dictionary.
The dictionary said it had "considered the many comments and emails" and decided to change Marsey's gender to female.
The change has sparked outrage among some users, with some claiming that the change was made to "politicise" the cat.
Marsey's creator, who goes by the name "Marseyismywaifu", said on Twitter that the change had been made to "politicise" the cat.
The creator said: "This is a very bad decision by Merriam-Webster.
"It's a very bad decision to politicise a cat that has been a symbol

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2023-06-29T20Z
HOLE: toomanyxchromosomes
TITLE: Woman (male) who accused NYC cop of sexism was actually trying to solicit sexual favors, court docs say :marseywomanmoment2:
URL: https://nypost.com/2023/06/29/woman-who-accused-nyc-cop-of-sexism-was-actually-trying-to-solicit-sexual-favors-court-docs-say
VOTES: +40 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
A 20-year-old woman who accused a New York City cop of sexism during a traffic stop was actually trying to solicit sexual favors from the officer, according to court docs.
The woman, who is not being named for privacy reasons, appeared at a Manhattan criminal court hearing Wednesday on a charge of disorderly conduct, the *Daily News* reported.
She faces a maximum of 30 days in jail and $250 in fines if convicted.
The woman appeared at the hearing wearing a yellow jumpsuit with black stripes on her arms and legs.
Prosecutors allege she made an "inappropriate comment" to NYPD officer Christopher Harris at a traffic stop in February.
Prosecutors say the woman tried to get into a relationship with Harris after he pulled her over on 125th Street and Amsterdam Avenue in Manhattan at 5:30 p.m.
The encounter began when Harris stopped the woman for allegedly running a red light at an intersection, according to the criminal complaint.
The woman claimed she was in the right to run the red light because the traffic signal was broken, the complaint said.
Harris allegedly told the woman she was "wrong and in the wrong," but she replied, "I know you're right."
"I'm not in the wrong," the woman allegedly said. "I think you're wrong and I think you're sexist."
She then allegedly asked Harris if he "liked him" and "would like to have sex with him," the complaint said.
The woman then allegedly asked Harris if he would like to be in a "relationship" with her.
"I think you're a sex offender," Harris allegedly told the woman.
Harris then allegedly asked the woman to leave the car, but she refused.
"I think you're a sex offender," she allegedly said.
Harris then allegedly asked the woman to leave the car, but

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2023-12-08T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: :marseysaluteisrael:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +76 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{TWEET: stillgray}
COMMENTS:
ACA +35m +47 / -0
{IMG}

  TheOverSeether +15m +20 / -0
  :#marseyxd:
  !jidf, the best Marsey has been created.

    ACA +21m +6 / -0
    I was just going to use the other one but the "A" was too small

  KinoBushido +23m +13 / -0
  :marseygem:

  Unfunnyandundramatic +1h +12 / -0
  Marsey is always a gem

  FourthCowboy +4m +11 / -0
  I can't believe I never noticed the spinning :marseyspit:

  Unfunnyandundramatic +1h +10 / -0
  :marseygem:

  911roofer +4m +9 / -0
  :marseygem:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseygem:

  oppie +2h +2 / -0
  Why is the marsey on the back of the tank spinning

    ACA +38m +2 / -0
    The camera is spinning and it's on a 3D model so it looks like she's spinning

  cyberdick +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseygem:

  Transformers +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseygem:

  Chapose +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseygem:

  Tonberry +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseygem:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4h +2 / -0
  :#marseygem:

  Jewdanksdad +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseygem:

Goomble +4m +2

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2023-03-25T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why is it that trans women are so much more prone to depression than cis women? :marseytranspearlclutch:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit why_is_it_that_trans_women_are_so_much_more_prone}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseytranspearlclutch:
> I'm trans and I'm depressed but I don't think I'm more depressed than my cis female friends
> Trans women are still women, and women are naturally more prone to depression than men
> I'm not sure if it's that trans women are more prone to depression or that trans women are more likely to open up about their feelings and depression because they are often the targets of discrimination and are more likely to have experienced abuse and trauma.
> Because they're more likely to be targeted by transphobes and homophobes. Their life is a daily struggle.
> They are more likely to be the victim of discrimination, which can lead to a sense of hopelessness and despair.
> Because they are more likely to be targets of harassment and violence.
> Because they are constantly battling against a world that tells them they are not valid, and that can take a toll on anyone's mental health.
> Because they are more likely to experience discrimination and bullying.
> Because they are more likely to be the targets of hate and violence.
> Because they are more likely to be the targets of discrimination and prejudice.
> Because they are more likely to be the targets of discrimination and harassment.
> Because they are more likely to be the targets of discrimination and violence.
> Because they are more likely to be the targets of discrimination and harassment.
> Because they are more likely to be the targets of discrimination and harassment.
> Because they are more likely to be the targets of discrimination and harassment.
> Because they are more likely to be the targets of discrimination and harassment.
> Because they are more likely to be the targets of discrimination and harassment.
> Because they are more likely to be the targets of discrimination and harassment.
> Because they are more likely to be the targets of discrimination and harassment.
> Because they are more likely to be the targets of discrimination and harassment.
> Because they are more likely to be the targets of discrimination and harassment.
> Because they are more likely to be the targets of discrimination and harassment

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-09-13T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I'm 14 and I've had periods for 4 years. Am I trans?" :marseytrans2: :marseygroomer2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender im_14_and_ive_had_periods_for_4_years_am_i_trans}
VOTES: +98 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm 14 and I've had periods for 4 years. Am I trans?
> I've been thinking about it for a while. I've had periods for 4 years now and I feel like I have a lot of dysphoria. I feel like I have a lot of dysphoria and I feel like I'm not supposed to be here. I feel like I'm not supposed to be here and I feel like I'm not supposed to be here. I feel like I'm not supposed to be here and I feel like I'm not supposed to be here. I feel like I'm not supposed to be here and I feel like I'm not supposed to be here. I feel like I'm not supposed to be here and I feel like I'm not supposed to be here.
:#marseytransattentionseeker:
COMMENTS:
GT +2m +105 / -0
This is one of those things that only a therapist should be telling you

  Jaukea +1h +39 / -0
  Unironically the only people who should be able to tell you this are family members and clergy. If they all tell you you’re normal, you’re normal.

    kingsolidksnekrool +1h +12 / -0
    :marseyhesright:

  GooooooldMember +1h +20 / -0
  If only they had that back in the 90s

  drumpf +1h +17 / -0
  :#marseytherapist:

  goderator200 +2h +11 / -0
  honestly, it's probably a pretty good sign if your therapist says you are normal.

  JohnDevereaux +3h +8 / -0
  :#marseymerchantsoy:

  GooooooldMember +1h +7 / -0

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-11-10T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I was on the jury of the case that led to the death of George Floyd. I feel guilty. : TrueCrimeDiscussion :marseyfloyd::marseyguillotine::marseyguillotine::marseyguillotine:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueCrimeDiscussion i_was_on_the_jury_of_the_case_that_led_to_the}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyfloyd::#marseyguillotine::#marseyguillotine::#marseyguillotine:
I am a member of the jury that convicted Derek Chauvin of the murder of George Floyd. I voted to convict him of second-degree unintentional murder and third-degree manslaughter.
For those who don't know me, I am a Black man who has spent most of his life in the prison system and has been out on parole for the last 10 years. I have been a victim of police brutality. I have had police officers kick in my door and ransack my home. I have had police officers violate my constitutional rights. I have been racially profiled. I have been the victim of racial slurs and hate crimes. I have had my family and my friends killed by police officers. I have had to bury my loved ones.
I have spent the last 40 years of my life living in fear of the police. I have spent the last 40 years of my life living in fear of being killed by the police. I have spent the last 40 years of my life living in fear of being arrested by the police. I have spent the last 40 years of my life living in fear of being beaten by the police. I have spent the last 40 years of my life living in fear of being sexually assaulted by the police. I have spent the last 40 years of my life living in fear of being tortured by the police. I have spent the last 40 years of my life living in fear of being executed by the police. I have spent the last 40 years of my life living in fear of being disappeared by the police. I have spent the last 40 years of my life living in fear of being murdered by the police.
I have spent the last 40 years of my life

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2023-01-12T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 'Stupid' and 'disgusting': The GOP's top lie about transgender people :marseytranspearlclutch:
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jan/12/gop-transgender-people-protecting-children
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A 16-year-old was raped by a man who identified as a woman, but because the victim was transgender, police arrested her, beat her, and charged her with a felony, according to a report from the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU). It was a brutal episode of police violence against a trans youth, but the GOP has blamed the victim, not the perpetrator, for the crime.
The American Civil Liberties Union is suing the Alabama police who arrested, beat and charged a trans youth after she was raped by a male who identified as a woman.
The incident happened in May 2022, when the victim, a 16-year-old trans girl, was assaulted in a park near her home. The perpetrator was a 26-year-old man who had identified as a woman, according to the ACLU. The victim had gone to the park to use the restroom and was attacked by the man while she was inside. The man had used a fake name and identification when he reported the incident to police, and had claimed that he had been attacked by the victim.
The police responded by arresting the victim, who was then beaten and charged with a felony. The victim was held in a juvenile detention center for six days before being released on bail. The ACLU has filed a lawsuit on behalf of the victim, arguing that the police violated her constitutional rights by arresting her and charging her with a crime she did not commit.
The case is the latest in a series of incidents where trans people have been targeted by police and other authorities. In recent years, there has been a rise in anti-trans legislation and rhetoric, particularly from the Republican Party. In 2022, 134 anti-trans bills were introduced in state legislatures across the country, according to the ACLU.
The GOP has repeatedly used transphobic rhetoric to justify its attacks on trans people, often claiming that they are a threat to children. In the case of the 16-year-old victim, the GOP has tried to blame the

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2023-10-01T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/PoliticalCompassMemes: why are you still browsing rDrama.net? :marseyexcited: :!marseytroublemaker:
URL: {REDDIT: r/PoliticalCompassMemes why_are_you_still_browsing_rdrama}
VOTES: +102 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
FormerLurKONG +3m +77 / -1
:#marseymisinformation:

  BWC +4h +21 / -0
  !ranchers :#marseysoutherner: :#marseylolcow:

  W +3h +14 / -0
  >rDrama
  >Reddit Drama
  >rDrama.net

    FormerLurKONG +2m +14 / -0
    > rDrama.net
    > Reddit Drama
    > rDrama.net

      W +1m +15 / -0
      > rDrama.net
      > Reddit Drama
      > rDrama.net
      > rDrama.net

        FormerLurKONG +4m +10 / -0
        > rDrama.net
        > Reddit Drama
        > rDrama.net
        > rDrama.net
        > rDrama.net
        > rDrama.net

          W +1m +13 / -0
          > rDrama.net
          > Reddit Drama
          > rDrama.net
          > rDrama.net
          > rDrama.net
          > rDrama.net
          > rDrama.net

            FormerLurKONG +3m +12 / -0
            > rDrama.net
            > Reddit Drama
            > rDrama.net
            > rDrama.net
            > rDrama.net
            > rDrama.net
            > rDrama.net
            > rDrama.net
            > rDrama.net
            > rDrama.net
            > rDrama.net
            > rDrama.net
            > rDrama.net
            > rDrama.net
            > rDrama.net
            > rDrama.net
            >

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2022-09-14T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/technology: Study finds that the more exposure kids get to LGBTQ+ media, the more likely they are to identify as gay, lesbian or bisexual :marseywrongthonk:
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology study_finds_that_the_more_exposure_kids_get_to}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseywrongthonk:
Parents who let their kids watch media with LGBTQ+ characters are more likely to have kids who identify as gay, lesbian or bisexual, according to a new study of more than 7,000 U.S. children.
Researchers at the University of Southern California and Northwestern University analyzed data from the Adolescent Brain Cognitive Development study, which is following 11,888 children ages 9 to 10 across the U.S. The study found that kids who were exposed to LGBTQ+ media had higher odds of identifying as gay, lesbian or bisexual, with the effect being stronger for girls than boys.
Researchers noted that there were also higher odds of a kid identifying as bisexual if their mother had a college degree and if the kid lived in a big city.
The study comes as the U.S. has seen a rise in the number of children who identify as LGBTQ+, with one 2020 study finding that nearly 6% of U.S. children identified as LGBTQ+. The researchers noted that it’s important to note that the study did not examine whether kids who identified as LGBTQ+ had been exposed to media with LGBTQ+ characters, nor did it examine whether the kids’ parents were supportive of their sexual orientation.
The study was published this week in the journal [Pediatrics](https://pediatrics.aappublications.org/content/early/2022/09/13/peds.2021-056660).
The study also found that kids who were exposed to more LGBTQ+ media were less likely to have higher levels of anxiety, depression and ADHD symptoms.
The researchers noted that the study was limited by its use of self-reported data and that there was no way to know whether kids had been exposed to LGBTQ+ media before or after they were recruited for the study.
The study comes as the U.S. has seen a rise in the number of children who identify as LGBTQ+, with one 2020 study finding

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AUTHOR: lnternetCustodian
DATE: 2023-02-25T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I’m a Doctor. Here’s Why I Support the Right to Abortion :marseydoctor:
URL: https://www.salon.com/2023/02/24/im-a-doctor-heres-why-i-support-the-right-to-abortion
VOTES: +67 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
By [Dr. Carolyn M. Westerbeck](https://www.salon.com/2023/02/24/im-a-doctor-heres-why-i-support-the-right-to-abortion/author/Carolyn_Westerbeck/)
{IMG}
I was a teenager when I first experienced abortion. I was raped by my stepfather, and I was afraid of my pregnancy. I didn't want a baby and I didn't want my stepfather to know I was pregnant. I was scared, and I was alone. I went to Planned Parenthood and got an abortion. I was relieved, but I was also angry and upset. I felt like I had been betrayed by the system that was supposed to protect me. I felt like I had been abandoned by the people who were supposed to care about me.
I'm not the only woman who has had an abortion. Millions of women in this country have had an abortion. And yet, when it comes to abortion, we are told that it's a "controversial issue." We are told that it's "complicated." We are told that it's "tricky." But the truth is that abortion is a basic human right. It's a right that should be protected, not denied.
As a doctor, I have seen firsthand the devastating consequences of denying women access to safe, legal abortion. I have seen women who have been denied abortions suffer from severe depression, anxiety, and even suicide. I have seen women who have been forced to carry unwanted pregnancies to term, only to be left with a child they can't afford to raise or don't want to raise. I have seen women who have been forced to carry unwanted pregnancies to term, only to be left with a child who is born with severe birth defects.
I have also seen the benefits of safe, legal abortion. I have seen women who have had abortions go on to live happy, fulfilling lives. I have seen women who have had abortions go on to have healthy, happy relationships. I have seen women

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2022-01-07T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Antiwork-cels still mad at their parents :marseysick: :marseypuke:
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork my_parents_gave_me_a_toxic_shaming_gift}
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dahl_Fook +13m +36 / -0
>Are you going to keep the gift?
>If yes, keep it. It's a good reminder.
If no, ask them to take it back.
>If they won't take it back, throw it out.
>If they don't know where to throw it, throw it in their faces.
>If they ask why, remind them that they gave you a gift that reminds you of their toxic shaming.
>If they say they don't know what the gift means, remind them that they gave you a gift that reminds you of their toxic shaming.
>If they ask why, remind them that they gave you a gift that reminds you of their toxic shaming.
>If they say they don't know what the gift means, remind them that they gave you a gift that reminds you of their toxic shaming.
>If they ask why, remind them that they gave you a gift that reminds you of their toxic shaming.
>If they say they don't know what the gift means, remind them that they gave you a gift that reminds you of their toxic shaming.
>If they ask why, remind them that they gave you a gift that reminds you of their toxic shaming.
>If they say they don't know what the gift means, remind them that they gave you a gift that reminds you of their toxic shaming.
>If they ask why, remind them that they gave you a gift that reminds you of their toxic shaming.
>If they say they don't know what the gift means, remind them that they gave you a gift that reminds you of their toxic shaming.
>If they ask why, remind them that they gave you a gift that reminds you of their toxic shaming.
>If they say they don't know what the gift means, remind them that they gave you a gift that reminds you of their toxic shaming.
>If they ask why, remind them that they gave you a gift that reminds you of their toxic shaming.
>If they say they don't know what the gift means, remind them that they gave

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2022-01-27T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Corrupt law enforcement officer and current mayor of Portland Oregon gets arrested. Redditors all over the place.
URL: {REDDIT: r/Portland portland_mayor_ted_wheeler_arrested_on_charges_of}
VOTES: +48 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> :marseyjourno: This is a reminder to all of you: If you see a mayor at the same time as a cop, you are a cop.
> I hope that clears things up.
:marseyjourno: :marseyjourno: :marseyjourno:
> :marseyconfused: I don't understand how he could be charged for this. It was a gun he didn't know he had. He didn't know he had it until he was told he had it. He didn't try to conceal it. How could he be charged?
>> :marseyglow: Let's see:
>> 1. He's a cop.
>> 2. He was carrying a gun. And not in a holster.
>> 3. He was doing it in a public place.
>> 4. He lied about it.
>> 5. He tried to hide it from the police.
>> 6. He was hiding it from the police and his colleagues because he knew it was illegal.
>> He has all the necessary elements for a crime. Not sure what you're confused about.
:marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:
> :marseycope: Lol. They’ve had plenty of time to arrest him. He has been illegally carrying a gun for a long time. This is a nothingburger and a waste of taxpayers money.
> :marseycope: It’s a nothingburger. He’s been illegally carrying a gun for years. They’ve had plenty of time to arrest him. This is a waste of taxpayers money.
:marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope:
COMMENTS:
L +20m +28 / -0
>Let's see:
>1. He's a cop.
>2. He was carrying a gun. And not in a holster.
>3. He was doing it in a public place.
>4. He lied about it.

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-09-22T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Fatty (fat) fights against being called a fat
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_hate_being_called_fat}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +22m +14 / -0
>I don’t feel comfortable going to the doctor’s office
This is why she's fat

  Unironicdramadebater +30m +11 / -0
  True story. I was having a health problem that was making me feel very bad. Went to the doctor and he said I need to cut down on the alcohol. I did and it solved the problem. I am not fat, but the day I didn't care about what others thought of me I became healthy. :marseyreading:

    pibble_nibbles +1h +7 / -0
    >but the day I didn't care about what others thought of me I became healthy
    :gigachad:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +7m +5 / -0
    What was the problem?

      Unironicdramadebater +7m +8 / -0
      Heartburn

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +10m +10 / -0
        Yeah, I think it's because you're fat

          Unironicdramadebater +1m +5 / -0
          I am not fat. I am 6'4 and 180lbs. I am just a bit too much of a lean twink.

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +10 / -0
            Oh, so you're a manlet, gotcha

              Unironicdramadebater +1m +7 / -0
              Yes. A 6'4 manlet. You can't handle my power level.

                MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +7 / -0
                > A 6'4 manlet
                :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

                  Unironicdramadebater +2m +3 / -0
                  My man

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-09-24T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Zoomer makes shitty burger to own the chuds
URL: {TWEET: AmandaGorman}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dahl_Fook +16m +16 / -0
>It is not the job of the writer to educate the reader. If they have to be educated, they are not reading. If they are not reading, they are not the audience.
God, zoomers are retarded. I'll do it for them
It's a fucking burger. Thats the joke. The picture is a burger. The writer is not educating you, he is simply pointing out a burger.

  drumpf +1h +12 / -0
  :marseyautism:

  UnpackThisSweaty +2h +3 / -0
  That quote is a zoomer meme, not a serious statement.

  Lolcow_IRL +1d +1 / -0
  This is the most r-slurred thing I have ever read.

    Dahl_Fook +10m +1 / -0
    It was written by a zoomer, and i took it from a zoomer, and you're reading it, so it must be true.

      Lolcow_IRL +2h +1 / -0
      I don't think you are the right person to be talking about the intelligence of Zoomers.

        Dahl_Fook +1h +1 / -0
        Are you not a zoomer?

          Lolcow_IRL +1h +1 / -0
          No, I'm a boomer.

            Dahl_Fook +59m +1 / -0
            The fuck?

              Lolcow_IRL +15h +1 / -0
              I'm sorry, I think I may have misunderstood your comment. I thought you were saying you were a zoomer. I'm sorry for misinterpreting you, I am in no way a zoomer.

                Dahl_Fook +2h +1 / -0
                No, you didn't misunderstand me. I was saying you are a boomer. You are a boomer. I have decided to give you a bonus to your salary. You are a boomer.

                  Lolcow_IRL +17m

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2022-01-10T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Jobless Redditors seethe over a video of a hard working man.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_finally_decided_to_leave_my_job_of_10_years}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Chernobyl +1h +4 / -0
Poor people are so fucking stupid it's insane.

  Lolcow_IRL +2m +1 / -0
  I wonder how much money he saves on gas every month.

    Chernobyl +1h +2 / -0
    He's poor. He doesn't have a car and doesn't know what gas is.y

      Lolcow_IRL +25m +1 / -0
      I was thinking he might be a public servant or something.y

        Chernobyl +11m +1 / -0
        Public servants don't go to work on foot. That's for the poors and the mentally handicapped.

          Lolcow_IRL +1h +1 / -0
          I know, but maybe he's a teacher or something.

Cao_Cao +1h +3 / -0
The real tragedy is that he chose to make that video and post it online.y

  Lolcow_IRL +2m +2 / -0
  It's a real :marseyl:yy. You could do the same shit and not make a video of yourself for the entire world to see.

    Cao_Cao +3m +3 / -0
    I've made videos of myself for the entire world to see.

      Lolcow_IRL +6m +2 / -0
      And I've seen them all. I can tell you that you are not this man.

        Cao_Cao +5h +1 / -0
        I can tell you that I have never posted to reddit. I am not this man.y
        {IMG}

          Lolcow_IRL +1h +1 / -0
          :marseytwerking:

arseupwrongo +1h +2 / -0
>They’re afraid of this guy because they know he’s a threat to their way of life.
lol I

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-09-21T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Mayo foid gets mad at mayos who are mad at her for being a mayo
URL: {REDDIT: r/southafrica my_white_coworkers_are_getting_racist_towards_me}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +10m +10 / -0
They’re probably mad because she’s black

  Lolcow_IRL +3m +11 / -0
  She's mayoid. What is it with you mayoids and your inability to read?

    GooooooldMember +3m +7 / -0
    {GIF}

    knownbyanyothername +1h +4 / -0
    she’s Indian. she’s not white she’s racist

      Lolcow_IRL +1m +3 / -0
      She's mayo.

        knownbyanyothername +2m +4 / -0
        she’s not white. she’s pajeet. she’s racist

          Lolcow_IRL +4m +2 / -0
          She's mayo. The comment is not a question.

            knownbyanyothername +3m +3 / -0
            she’s not white. she’s pajeet. she’s racist

              Lolcow_IRL +1m +2 / -0
              I'm pretty sure you can't be racist against mayos.

                knownbyanyothername +2m +2 / -0
                she’s not white. she’s pajeet. she’s racist

                  Lolcow_IRL +2m +2 / -0
                  Yes you can.

                    knownbyanyothername +1m +2 / -0
                    she’s not white. she’s pajeet. she’s racist

                      Lolcow_IRL +1m +1 / -0
                      Mayoids can be racist too.

                        knownbyanyothername +1m +2 / -0
                        she’s not white. she’s pajeet. she’s racist

                          Lolcow_IRL +1m +1 / -0
                          You can't be racist against mayos.

                            knownbyanyothername +1m +2 / -0
                            she’s

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2022-01-12T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The new BLM leader is a real one.
URL: {TWEET: kaitlancollins}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
HOTEP +2m +15 / -0
What is this nigga even saying?

  Lolcow_IRL +1m +11 / -0
  "We are the kings and queens of the world."

    cyberdick +29m +8 / -0
    I disagree, who are we?

      Lolcow_IRL +2m +7 / -0
      I'm the one who made the post you are commenting on.

        cyberdick +5m +5 / -0
        I am the one who is replying to this comment
        :marseysmug2:

  UnheardIdentity +2h +2 / -0
  Something something Jews.

    johannesalthusius +48m +1 / -0
    Not Jews, it's the Goyim

  UnheardIdentity +2h +1 / -0
  Something something Jews.

    UnheardIdentity +19s +1 / -0
    Something something Jews.

      UnheardIdentity +13s +1 / -0
      Something something Jews.

        UnheardIdentity +12s +1 / -0
        Something something Jews.

          UnheardIdentity +12s +1 / -0
          Something something Jews.

            UnheardIdentity +12s +1 / -0
            Something something Jews.

              UnheardIdentity +12s +1 / -0
              Something something Jews.

                UnheardIdentity +12s +1 / -0
                Something something Jews.

                  UnheardIdentity +12s +1 / -0
                  Something something Jews.

                    UnheardIdentity +12s +1 / -0
                    Something something Jews.

                      UnheardIdentity +12s +1 / -0
                      Something something Jews.

                        UnheardIdentity +12s +1 / -0
                        Something something Jews.

                          UnheardIdentity +12s +1 / -0
                          Something something Jews.

                            UnheardIdentity +12s +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-10-07T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not Drama] The absolute state of /r/teachers
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers is_this_why_our_society_is_falling}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Jesus fucking Christ. The only thing worse than a teacher is a teacher who believes they're a teacher.
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +1h +5 / -0
> I have a student who says she has dyslexia but she just refuses to read. She doesn't have a diagnosis and is refusing to get evaluated. She reads at a 3rd grade level and has been in 12th grade for 4 years. She is pretty disruptive and has a few other learning disabilities. She just wants to do whatever she wants, and she refuses to do anything. She has even refused to take tests. I know she has dyslexia, I just can't prove it. And she refuses to get evaluated. I had a student a few years ago who refused to take tests as well. He said he had ADHD and refused to take tests. We asked him to get evaluated, and he refused. So we sent a letter to his parents asking for an evaluation, and they responded with a letter saying he was too old to get evaluated. I'm just disgusted by these kids. They don't care about their education. They just want to do whatever they want.
> This is the same student. I tried to get her to get an evaluation, and she refused. So I sent a letter to her parents, and they responded with a letter saying she was too old to get evaluated. I'm just disgusted by these kids. They don't care about their education. They just want to do whatever they want.
> She is a senior, and she has been in school for 12 years. She has been in 12th grade for 4 years. She is 18 years old. She has been in school for 12 years. She is a senior. She has been in 12th grade for 4 years. She is 18 years old.
> I'm just disgusted by these kids. They don't care about their education. They just want to do whatever they want. They don't care about their future. They don't care about their life. They

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2022-01-09T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Lol, I thought they were talking about the train and not the :marseytrain:
URL: {REDDIT: r/nottheonion american_families_who_gave_up_children_for}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseysteer: :marseysteer:
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +21m +3 / -0
This is why I don’t trust the science.

  Lolcow_IRL +17m +2 / -0
  Me neither. I trust the shitsciences.

    TariqNasheed +2h +2 / -0
    I trust the shitscience that makes my dick hard.

      Lolcow_IRL +11m +2 / -0
      Based and :marseycoomer: pilled

100percentdegenerate +36m +1 / -0
i dont think they were

  Lolcow_IRL +2m +1 / -0
  :marseyagree: :marseyagree:.....ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-10-15T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dramanauts - your thoughts on this?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
dog_eated_wasp +4h +1 / -0
This is the proper way to paint a portrait, but I prefer the meme version....ottey version..ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.ottey version.otte

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-11-16T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The most important discussion of the day.
URL: {REDDIT: r/mildlyinfuriating my_boyfriend_sent_me_this_last_night}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

  Lolcow_IRL +1m +1 / -0
  > Its either he is trying to be funny or is just stupid. There is no other explanation. Either way, I would be very careful about dating this man.
  :marseygigaretard:

  Lolcow_IRL +1m +1 / -0
  > This is the most cringe thing I've ever seen. He's either insecure and projecting, or he's a chaser and is trying to get you to out yourself. Either way, get out.
  :marseyfemboy: or :marseycoomer: ? The answer is yes!

    Lolcow_IRL +28s +1 / -0
    > I feel like if he had the slightest bit of respect for you he'd at least have enough dignity to not post this publicly.
    :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2022-01-13T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyvaxmaxx: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit how_did_you_find_out_your_trans}
VOTES: +5 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A 👎 :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree: 👎 :marseydisagree:

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-10-16T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope:
URL: {REDDIT: r/DebateAnarchism why_do_people_say_anarchism_is_a_unicorn}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Unironicdramadebater +11m +11 / -0
Here is the deal. If you have never been part of an anarchist commune then you have no idea what you are talking about.
The problem with anarchism is that it is based on the assumption that if everyone is working hard and everyone is contributing to the group and no one is cheating then everyone will get to have what they need to live a good life. The issue is that the assumption is wrong.
What you end up with is a group of people where one person is smart enough to figure out that the other people are not working hard enough and that they are not contributing as much as they should be and since the other people have been brought up to believe in the anarchist utopia they cannot understand why they are not getting their share of the pie and thus end up being resentful of the person pointing it out.
Then the group ends up shunning the person pointing it out and the smartest person leaves the group and starts a new group which ends up being a much better group as it has a bigger share of the smart people and keeps growing.
This process repeats until you end up with a world of haves and have nots and the have nots are left to die in their shithole communes.

  Lolcow_IRL +2m +3 / -0
  So there's no such thing as Anarchism, just Anarcho-syndicalism?

    Unironicdramadebater +1m +4 / -0
    No there is a type of Anarchism that works but it is a society where everyone is smart and everyone is working hard and no one is cheating. Even if you have that as your starting point you still get the same end result but the time period is just longer.
    In my

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-10-28T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What's the deal with /r/196
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I can't figure out if it's a real place for teenagers to congregate or if it's a place for middle-aged adults to pretend to be teenagers.
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +4h +4 / -0
I think it's just zoomers who like to troll the front page of reddit

SeetheFarmer +3h +2 / -0
It's a sub for zoomers to post cringe memes and get away with it.

  Lolcow_IRL +2h +1 / -0
  I don't get it.

    SeetheFarmer +2m +2 / -0
    .win

      Lolcow_IRL +4m +1 / -0
      .win.win.ooo

        SeetheFarmer +2m +2 / -0
        .win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win.win

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-11-02T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditard gets in an argument with the greatest philosopher of our time.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest im_fed_up_with_people_who_are_ableist_and}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A человек, читать! :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-11-23T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Brits are getting uppity
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/nov/22/white-people-have-been-eating-our-faces-for-decades-we-finally-need-to-stand-up
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
You can tell this is a woman because she's a retard.
BTW, I'm a Brit and I think the Welsh and Irish should be thrown into the sea.
Also, I'm going to pretend that this article isn't behind a paywall... I'm a genius.. I just know. I'm so smart. I'm a genius. I'm so smart. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2022-02-24T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: King of the Fentucks fucks his way through a county.
URL: {REDDIT: r/news the_500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2022-03-19T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The daily struggle of a codecel
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10639709/Redditor-asks-Reddit-HOW-do-IT-devs-make-60-000-month.html
VOTES: +3 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lolcow_IRL +1m +1 / -0
How do you make 60K a month?
Post title in case you're a chud who can't click links......ott.

  BorgQueenPolycule +25m +2 / -0
  I knew someone who was a codecel and he did that (bought a house in Florida, $400K, 10 years ago) but I think it was a weird tech company, so maybe it's just impossible to do in 2022?.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2022-01-02T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chuds of /r/technology do not understand why someone would choose to be a bussy lover
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology why_are_so_many_boys_becoming_gay}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SomeGayFurry +39m +3 / -0
It's the digital age, kids are watching gay porn at 10.

  Lolcow_IRL +56m +2 / -0
  :#marseydepressed:yy

BigBussyHunter +1h +3 / -0
>Well, for one, it’s called LGBTQIA. I’m not sure why they’re leaving out the T, Q, I and A.
>Also, why would you not call yourself an LGBT+? You’re not trying to exclude anyone. It’s LGBT+.
Why does this keep happening? It's like they think LGBT means "lesbians, gays, bisexuals and trans" and not "lesbians, gays, bisexuals, trans, queer, asexual, intersex and the rest of the alphabet people"
:marseyconfused:

  Lolcow_IRL +27m +2 / -0
  Because it's not the alphabet people, it's the alphabet *and* the numbers. The T stands for trannies, the Q stands for the quadroons (1/4 black), the I stands for the intersexed (1/1000 black) and the A stands for asexuals (1/10 black).

Pingas +32m +2 / -0
The big question is if this is a natural phenomenon or if the Chuds are using a secret weapon to turn the kids gay.

  Lolcow_IRL +1h +2 / -0
  :marseysalutenavy::marseysalutenavy::marseysalutenavy:y_patriots: :marseysalutenavy::marseysalutenavy::marseysalutenavy:y_patriots: :marseysalutenavy::marseysalutenavy::marseysalutenavy:ng :marseysalutenavy::marseysalutenavy

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-09-27T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What's the point of being a dramatard if you can't post on the front page?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Title.
COMMENTS:
X +12m +11 / -0
the fagmins are all sneeding about you
:marseylaugh:

  Lolcow_IRL +1h +4 / -0
  I will not be intimidated by a fagmin. I am not intimidated by fagmins. I do not care about fagmins.

dog_eated_wasp +39m +4 / -0
I'm going to post on your front page

  Lolcow_IRL +1h +3 / -0
  Inshallah

arseupwrongo +22m +4 / -0
The front page is for boring posts that people see when they first go to the website. Your post should be interesting enough that you don't need to rely on that.

  Lolcow_IRL +1h +3 / -0
  I will try my best to be interesting.

Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
I think you have to be a regular to get on the front page. I think..

  Lolcow_IRL +3m +3 / -0
  I think it's a pay-to-play...

    Cao_Cao +1m +2 / -0
    Paying to play will only get you a marsey on the front page.

      Lolcow_IRL +3m +3 / -0
      I'll pay to play to get a marsey on my front page.

        Cao_Cao +2m +2 / -0
        Paying to play will only get you a marsey on your front page.

          Lolcow_IRL +2m +3 / -0
          :marseythumbsup:

            Cao_Cao +6m +2 / -0
            I think we're on the same page.

              Lolcow_IRL +1m +2 / -0
              Good.

  UnheardIdentity +14m +2 / -0
  I'm a regular and I'm not on the front page.

    Cao_Cao

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-10-13T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The real reason for the 🚂🚃🚃🚃 exodus from reddit
URL: {REDDIT: r/RedditAlternatives a_message_to_the_rplace_mods}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Igor_Konashenkov +1h +7 / -0
>the mods were not trans or otherwise queer
>they were all white
:marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant:s

  Lolcow_IRL +35m +4 / -0
  The (((mods)))

  jackie +5h +2 / -0
  Actually, they were all white and straight. They were just woke.

Sylveon +5h +3 / -0
>The mods were not trans or otherwise queer. They were all white.
Is it possible to be both trans and white? :marseyconfused:ss
I think I know what the problem is, it was all mayos, it should have been a rainbow :marseytrans2:s :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2:s

Dramamine +8h +1 / -0
>The mods were not trans or otherwise queer. They were all white.
I don't know if this is the problem or not, but I've seen this on reddit many times. It's like the entirety of the internet is just filled with the woke crowds
:marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2022-01-29T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I've seen this exact same shit posted to rdrama at least 20 times. It's not even funny.
URL: {REDDIT: r/therewasanattempt to_not_let_his_bull_beat_his_wife}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cringeonthefringe +23m +12 / -0
I'm sorry but I simply cannot make the mental connection between the man's name and the bull's name. I cannot take this post seriously.

  Lolcow_IRL +4m +6 / -0
  Ikr? The bull's name should have been more like, Bullfuckerson or something.

    Cringeonthefringe +10m +4 / -0
    I think it's just a coincidence. But it's not very funny, and it's not even a joke. It's just "people are dumb".

      Lolcow_IRL +1m +2 / -0
      And so are you.

        Cringeonthefringe +1h +3 / -0
        If you don't like the post just ignore it. You're not obligated to give it attention.

          Lolcow_IRL +1h +1 / -0
          You're not obligated to give it attention, you're obligated to make a post that's funny or at least has some kind of substance to it.

            Cringeonthefringe +1h +1 / -0
            You're a faggot and you should kill yourself

              Lolcow_IRL +1m +1 / -0
              :chadyes:

  iowa_hawkeye +2h +2 / -0
  No way he's not named bull. That's a bull shtick.

    Cringeonthefringe +28m +2 / -0
    I don't think so. I don't think there's any way to tell. It's just a joke. The wife's name is too retarded to be real. It's like the wife's name was supposed to be literally "retard" but they couldn't do that because the bull's name would be too obvious. So they went with "retarded" which is less funny. So then they just had to

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2022-01-11T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Australian covid shithole bussyblasted by the chuds
URL: {REDDIT: r/AustralianPolitics aboriginal_community_dismayed_by_mandate_over}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +31m +15 / -0
> The community’s residents have been told they must show proof of vaccination to enter the community.
Good.
> A spokesperson for the Aboriginal Medical Services Alliance NT told the ABC there was “much concern and many questions”.
How so? It's not like they're being asked to show proof of being vaccinated. It's a basic check that they're not infected. If they're not vaxxed, they're still being given a free vaccine.
:marseyshrug:
> “We’re not demanding that people are vaccinated, but we are demanding that people have a valid test result for COVID-19,” the spokesperson said.
> “We need a valid test result in order to be able to do that.”
Ah, okay. Then why are they bitching? :marseyhmmm:

  ABC +11m +9 / -0
  Yeah, the top comment chain is all about how it's discrimination against abos who can't get vaccinated due to health issues and blah blah blah.
  It's literally a "show me the paper" exercise. If you can't show the paper, you can still get the paper.

    TheOverSeether +15m +9 / -0
    > “We want to be able to get into the community, but that’s not happening because of the vaccine mandate,” he said.
    > “We’re not demanding that people are vaccinated, but we are demanding that people have a valid test result for COVID-19,” the spokesperson said.
    > “We need a valid test result in order to be able to do that.”
    He said that, and they quoted it. Why are they still complaining? It's such a weird response. They can still get vaccinated for free, but they're not getting in because they're not vaxxed and don't have a negative test.

      ABC +4m +7 / -0
      Because they want to be able to smoke meth and drink all day and be as lazy as possible.

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2022-01-26T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The most racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, fatphobic, ageist, xenophobic, ableist, islamophobic, antisemitic, anti-Arab, anti-BIPOC, anti-Asian, anti-LGBT, anti-disabled, anti-British, anti-white, anti-American, anti-Italian, anti-Canadian, anti-French, anti-German, anti-Swedish, anti-Danish, anti-Norwegian, anti-Finnish, anti-Polish, anti-Romanian, anti-Belgian, anti-Austrian, anti-Czech, anti-Slovak, anti-Hungarian, anti-Bulgarian, anti-Ukrainian, anti-Russian, anti-Polish, anti-Ukrainian, anti-Belarusian, anti-Kazakh, anti-Turkish, anti-Greek, anti-Brazilian, anti-Chilean, anti-Peruvian, anti-Argentinian, anti-Cuban, anti-Venezuelan, anti-Colombian, anti-Uruguayan, anti-Panamanian, anti-Mexican, anti-Guatemalan, anti-Nicaraguan, anti-Honduran, anti-Salvadoran, anti-Jamaican, anti-Indian, anti-Pakistani, anti-Nigerian, anti-Thai, anti-Indonesian, anti-Vietnamese, anti-South-African, anti-Kenyan, anti-Nigerian, anti-Tanzanian, anti-South-African, anti-Zimbabwean, anti-Namibian, anti-Botswana, anti-Swazi, anti-Zambian, anti-Mozambican, anti-Angolan, anti-Cameroonian, anti-Chadian, anti-Sudanese, anti-Egyptian, anti-Iranian, anti-Turkish, anti-Iraqi, anti-Lebanese, anti-Syrian, anti-Jordanian, anti-Palestinian, anti-Israeli, anti-Saudi-Arabian, anti-Kuwaiti, anti-Qatari, anti-Emirati, anti-Omani, anti-Yemeni, anti-Somali, anti-Eritrean, anti-Djiboutian, anti-Senegalese, anti-Mauritanian, anti-Gambian, anti

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-11-15T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I was looking for a place to post this and thought I'd share it here. The exact same thing happened to me a few years back.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +4m +5 / -0
did you get a good night's sleep after that?
:marseymerchant:

  Lolcow_IRL +1m +4 / -0
  :marseycry:

    X +2m +3 / -0
    i think your post got jannied, i just saw it on the front page
    :marseycry:

      Lolcow_IRL +1m +3 / -0
      I've got a link in my post history. I'll post it again if I can find it.

        X +1m +2 / -0
        :marseycheerup:
        just saw it, https://rdrama.net/post/24383/this-place-is-ruining-my-life

          Lolcow_IRL +1m +2 / -0
          Perfect.

  Lolcow_IRL +1m +4 / -0
  I'm not sure, I've been feeling very tired and lethargic for the past few months and I don't know why.

    X +2m +3 / -0
    :marseycheerup: :marseycheerup: :marseycheerup:
    it's ok
    :marseycheerup: :marseycheerup: :marseycheerup:

X +1h +3 / -0
:marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:
{IMG}ed

  Lolcow_IRL +20m +3 / -0
  Omg. I actually forgot about that post and didn't expect the jannies to be that nice about it.ed

    X +1m +2 / -0
    :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny:ed
    :marseywholes

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2022-01-03T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Happy New Year, straggots! :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
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COMMENTS:
suggykong +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  Lolcow_IRL +1h +2 / -0
  Based

BigBussyHunter +1h +1 / -0
:marseyconfused:
:questionmark:?? :questionmark:

  Lolcow_IRL +1h +2 / -0
  It's a cute Marsey holding a hat.
  {IMG}

    BigBussyHunter +4m +1 / -0
    :marseylove: :marseyblowkiss:

Lolcow_IRL +10m +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-11-16T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How much do you guys donate to the local lolcow?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I pay a minimum of $100 per month to my local cow. How much do you pay? I'm thinking of upping it to $250/month.
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +10m +1 / -0
$5000 per month. And I'm not even a landlord.

  Lolcow_IRL +3m +2 / -0
  That's a 5% raise per month, congratulations. You're on track to get a 50% raise in a year. Keep it up!

    TheOverSeether +1h +1 / -0
    :marseyexcited:

SaveUsUncleTed +1h +1 / -0
I have a cow that I've been paying 300 for a decade, but I'm raising the price to 400 next year..... I'm also planning on investing in a few more cows to diversify my income.
How much do you pay your cow?. I'm also planning on investing in a few more cows to diversify my income. How much do you pay your cow?

  Lolcow_IRL +26m +1 / -0
  $200/mo. I'm also planning on investing in a few more cows to diversify my income. How much do you pay your cow?

    SaveUsUncleTed +28m +1 / -0
    If you want to get into the cow business, I highly recommend you learn to milk yourself.

      Lolcow_IRL +1m +1 / -0
      I have a very high yield, but it's only $100/mo. I have a few other cows with a much lower yield, but they're only $25/mo.. I'm also planning on investing in a few more cows to diversify my income. How much do you pay your cow?

        SaveUsUncleTed +10m +1 / -0
        So you have one cow that gives you 100 bucks, and 3 other cows that give you 2

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2022-01-08T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bongland is about to be flooded by millions of Pakistanis and Indians - please make a new colony in Africa for them
URL: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-59994481
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Igor_Konashenkov +5m +2 / -0
Those are not Bonglanders. They're *British*.

  Lolcow_IRL +2m +1 / -0
  I'm not a Bong. I just hate them and their politicians.

Lolcow_IRL +6m +1 / -0
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-59994481

  Lolcow_IRL +42s +1 / -0
  https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-59994481.

    Lolcow_IRL +1m +1 / -0
    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-59994481.ott.ott

      Lolcow_IRL +1m +1 / -0
      https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-59994481.ott.ott.ott

        Lolcow_IRL +55s +1 / -0
        https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-59994481.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott

          Lolcow_IRL +22s +1 / -0
          https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-59994481.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-11-21T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Low effort bait from /r/Drama
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter i_have_no_words}
VOTES: +4 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +3m +1 / -0
lol the guy who made the post got jannied for the account
{REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter comment}

  Lolcow_IRL +4m +1 / -0
  Oh that sucks. He did a good job with the title./ find a replacement./ make a new account and post it again.

    X +4m +2 / -0
    i tried but it got jannied for me too :marseycrying2:/ ![](https://i.imgur.com/SJhPz1i.mp4)/ ![](https://i.imgur.com/14UeYXi.mp4)

      Lolcow_IRL +2m +1 / -0
      It's the way of the reddit. Never give up, sweaty./ never surrender.

        X +4m +1 / -0
        i can't stop thinking about it, it was so perfect for the sub :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob:

          Lolcow_IRL +11m +1 / -0
          I know bro. :marseycheerup:

    X +3m +1 / -0
    i tried but it got jannied for me too :marseycrying2: ![](https://i.imgur.com/SJhPz1i.mp4) ![](https://i.imgur.com/14UeYXi.mp4)/ ![](https://i.imgur.com/SJhPz1i.mp4) ![](https://i.imgur.com/14UeYXi.mp4)/ ![](https://i.imgur.com/SJhPz1i.mp4) ![](https://i.imgur.com/14UeYXi.mp4)/ ![](https://i.imgur.com/SJhPz1i.mp4) ![](https://i.imgur.com/14UeYXi.mp4) ![](https://i.imgur

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-10-12T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Jussie Smollet - "I'm not a faggot"
URL: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-58960808
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A {IMG}
COMMENTS:
Lolcow_IRL +4m +1 / -0
Smollett is a faggot.
{GIF}

  Lolcow_IRL +1m +1 / -0
  So is the BBC. :marseytunaktunak:
  {GIF}

    Lolcow_IRL +15s +1 / -0
    And so am I. :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool:

      Lolcow_IRL +40s +1 / -0
      Sorry, I meant to say I'm not a cute twink. :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss:

        Lolcow_IRL +1m +1 / -0
        :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:
        {GIF}

          Lolcow_IRL +1m +1 / -0
          :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseysh

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-09-20T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bong chud in shambles as UK courts say it's not ok to refuse to teach in uni
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/education/2021/sep/19/university-lecturers-can-be-compelled-to-teach-students-they-consider-unworthy-says-uk-supreme-court
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +1h +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2022-02-08T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: OPs girlfriend can't understand that her boyfriend doesn't want to be a "wife beater"
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_23f_boyfriend_22m_cant_stop_bashing_his}
VOTES: +49 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +15m +55 / -0
>It’s clear that you’re scared of this guy, and that’s not a good sign.
lol I wonder how much of the 'women are scared of men' phenomenon is them being scared of abusive men

  BigBussyHunter +3h +15 / -0
  Women really need to stop being so scared of men who look like they might be dangerous. If a man is dangerous, they will be dangerous. If a man isn't dangerous, they won't be dangerous. It's not rocket science, sweaty :marseynails:

    jacksonpollocks +1h +6 / -0
    "They won't be dangerous" is a bold statement

      BigBussyHunter +2m +4 / -0
      :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

    OLDMAN +4h +3 / -0
    >they wont be dangerous
    :marseysweating:

      BigBussyHunter +3m +3 / -0
      :marseyagree:
      :marseyexcited:
      :marseyjam:
      :marseywalking:

  NotLikeOtherFoids +3h +10 / -0
  I used to work with this woman who was insanely scared of men. She was afraid of even a guy on a bicycle in her neighborhood. I tried to tell her that there were probably more men on bicycles than there were women, so maybe she should be more afraid of being run over by a bicyclist. She went nuts on me and I had to explain to my boss I wasn't being sexist or anything, just trying to be realistic. I don't think she ever completely let it go, I swear I could see her mind wandering when I mentioned men at all

    arseupwrongo +16m +6 /

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-09-16T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over for coomers
URL: https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-58545571
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +11m +32 / -0
Why are people so upset about this. The internet is a lawless place full of people with no morals. It's not like you can't just make your own coomer site.

  Lolcow_IRL +3m +31 / -0
  The site can't be called "PornHub", that's the real issue.

    Commie_X +1h +16 / -0
    Imagine wanting to use a site called "PornHub" and not wanting it to be filled with degenerate shit.

  1-800-GOD-DAMN +2h +14 / -0
  This whole situation is just a massive fucking cope. You can literally go to any porn site and see ads for all sorts of shit. It's not even that hard to block them or use an ad blocker. The only reason it's a big deal is because this is the first time some big tech company is getting slapped with it.

  TheOverSeether +4h +10 / -0
  Because they can't create their own platform. They're not a codecel, and they're not a businesscel, so they have to sneed and sneed.

  UnheardIdentity +5h +7 / -0
  It's not like the average coomer is smart enough to do that.

  FuckfaceMcClure +4h +6 / -0
  The people who get upset are the same people who get upset about the fact that we don't have a "honor kill" button on rdrama.net

  NotLeninade +10h +3 / -0
  You don't understand the problem here. They can't make a porn site that isn't full of degen shit, and they can't even say that it's degen shit anymore. If they aren't allowed to be degen and they can't call out other people for being degen then they are out of a job.

Dahl_Fook +1h +20 / -0

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-11-06T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger:
URL: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-11-05/anti-vaxxer-american-tourist-arrested-in-australia/100643350
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
comics_for_trans_rights +56m +3 / -0
>“The man is not only endangering his own health, he’s also endangering the health of the community,” Ms Kerswell said.
nobody cares lol
also, what a faggot, no wonder he was in Australia

  Lolcow_IRL +1h +1 / -0
  I'm a yank but I don't care about Australia or covid or anything. Just thought it was funny and wanted to share with the dramatards.

Jewdanksdad +3h +2 / -0
>“The man is not only endangering his own health, he’s also endangering the health of the community,” Ms Kerswell said.
Lol, what a bunch of morons

L +2h +1 / -0
I'm guessing he's being charged with something like "knowingly endangering the health of others" which sounds like bullshit but might be a real thing in their law system.
Otherwise it's just a regular public nuisance charge which is a nothingburger.

  Lolcow_IRL +1h +1 / -0
  They are not charging him with anything yet, they are waiting to see if he gets any more people to come down with Covid before they charge him with anything.

    L +13m +1 / -0
    This is what I'm talking about. I'm sure it's a real charge but they're not going to

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-11-08T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Jannie Drama] The best anti-evil janitorial minds on reddit go to war over whether or not "l*beral" is a slur. Intercourseual violence abounds
URL: {REDDIT: r/ModSupport harassment_is_worse_now_that_the_change_to}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
If you want to see some quality jannie drama, it's in this thread. Don't forget to show them some love! 😘
COMMENTS:
Wuzizname +13m +10 / -0
>What I've noticed is that the word liberal is being used as a slur and there's no way to report it.
Liberals have a hard time understanding that people don't like them.

  Lolcow_IRL +57m +6 / -0
  Gotta be a hard pill to swallow after they spent the last 4 years calling everyone right of Bernie a nazi.

  PermaChudRanch +20m +5 / -0
  > I hate to be that guy, but I'm going to be that guy and say that liberals are a bit delusional in thinking that their word is being used as a slur. It's not. It's being used as a descriptor. It's being used to describe the ideology that these people hold. The fact that you are offended by this tells me more about you than it does about me. I'm not going to go out of my way to apologize to you for using a word that describes your ideology. If you don't like it, then don't be a liberal. I'm not going to apologize to you for describing you as what you are. I'm not going to apologize to you for describing your ideology as what it is. I'm not going to apologize to you for describing your beliefs as what they are. I'm not going to apologize to you for describing your worldview as what it is. I'm not going to apologize to you for describing your values as what they are. I'm not going to apologize to you for describing your morals as what they are. I'm not going to apologize to you for describing your ethics as what they are. I'm not going to apologize to you for describing your politics as what they are. I'm not going to apologize to

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-10-16T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Please explain why you think it’s okay to mock people for being trans?" : r/asktransgender
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender please_explain_why_you_think_its_okay_to_mock}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AverageBen10Enjoyer +25m +17 / -0
> I'm not mocking them, I'm mocking the people who say the most insane things. We're not the same thing. I'm mocking the people who think trans people are "abominations" or "monsters" or "degenerate".
> I'm mocking the people who think trans people are "abominations" or "monsters" or "degenerate".
> I'm mocking the people who think trans people are "abominations" or "monsters" or "degenerate".
> I'm mocking the people who think trans people are "abominations" or "monsters" or "degenerate".
> I'm mocking the people who think trans people are "abominations" or "monsters" or "degenerate".
> I'm mocking the people who think trans people are "abominations" or "monsters" or "degenerate".
> I'm mocking the people who think trans people are "abominations" or "monsters" or "degenerate".
> I'm mocking the people who think trans people are "abominations" or "monsters" or "degenerate".
> I'm mocking the people who think trans people are "abominations" or "monsters" or "degenerate".

  GooooooldMember +3h +2 / -0
  Yikes

  Dramacel +7h +1 / -0
  :marseycope:

ThermonuclearNecrostorm +48m +8 / -0
It's okay to mock trans people because they're mentally ill

  GooooooldMember +2h +5 / -0
  Noooooo my mental illness is heckin valid noooooo

  Lolcow_IRL +2h +2 / -0
  I have a mental illness and I will use that to justify my actions. You will not.

Gooooo

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-10-06T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foids are fucking stupid
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes the_reason_why_i_love_being_a_woman}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Unironicdramadebater +15m +23 / -0
Dude I am literally a woman and I am still smarter than her. 🤷‍♂️

  UraniumDonGER +40m +17 / -0
  >Dude I am literally a woman
  You mean a heckin valid foid?

    Unironicdramadebater +2h +7 / -0
    Yes

      UraniumDonGER +2m +6 / -0
      :marseytrans2:
      In that case, you are a heckin cute and valid foid

        Unironicdramadebater +2m +5 / -0
        :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

        Unironicdramadebater +3m +4 / -0
        I am also a man so if you are not transphobic you should be okay with me too.

          UraniumDonGER +2m +4 / -0
          {GIF}

            Unironicdramadebater +1m +5 / -0
            :marseylove:

  Lolcow_IRL +1m +13 / -0
  Fuck you, you're a woman now. Deal with it.

    Unironicdramadebater +4m +15 / -0
    :marseycry:

  BigBussyHunter +1h +13 / -0
  :marseyshook:
  You're a woman and you're on rdrama? And you haven't posted a picture of your feet and girldick yet? I don't know what to do with this information. Is this a joke or something? :marseyhmm:

    Unironicdramadebater +1h +6 / -0
    I don't know what to do with this information either. I am a woman but I don't have feet or

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-09-23T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Coof is just like the Jew in the room. If you can't see it, it's just not there, chud.
URL: {REDDIT: r/CoronavirusUS florida_is_facing_a_new_wave_of_covid_19_as}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Takoyucki +38m +14 / -0
> Covid is now a life style choice
Absolutely not, it’s a mandatory choice. If you don’t wear a mask in public you’re a chud.

  Lolcow_IRL +37m +10 / -0
  Imagine not being able to identify the appropriate social distance in a room full of people. 6 feet is the minimum and you can go as high as 15 feet. If you can't see the back of my head from 15 feet away I can't hear you and you're not worth talking to.

    Takoyucki +6m +11 / -0
    You’ve never been to a college campus, have you?

      Lolcow_IRL +25m +9 / -0
      I'm not an American so I don't go to colleges.

        Takoyucki +1m +9 / -0
        You’re just jealous you’ll never have access to the free pussy that exists at colleges in the US.

          Lolcow_IRL +21m +6 / -0
          I can get free pussy in my country, too.

            Takoyucki +1h +1 / -0
            Does it have the same amount of personality disorders though?

              Lolcow_IRL +11m +2 / -0
              I mean, it's a 50/50 chance it does or does not.

                Takoyucki +1m +3 / -0
                True, but I’m pretty sure the majority of them have BPD.

    PeasantRepublicOfficial +1h +3 / -0
    I'm not a zoomer, so I always go for the back of their necks

      Lolcow_IRL +16m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

        PeasantRepublicOfficial +1h +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-10-23T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Cuckcels cope and seethe as the one and only gigachad buys a 10 year old foid a $300000 house and $200k car for her 100th birthday
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_husband_39m_bought_a_300k_house_and_a_200k_car}
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
sandkwinn +9m +28 / -0
I'd unironically kill myself if I were this guy. At least he's not a Redditor, I guess :marseyshrug:

  Lolcow_IRL +23m +13 / -0
  He's just a humble person, in touch with his emotions.

  Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +1h +12 / -0
  A lot of my friends and I have been looking at houses lately and they're all like $500k, if you make less than $200k/yr it's never going to be possible for you to buy one.
  I'm still not sure if I'm going to get married, but if I do I'm going to tell my future wife to just get a job and contribute to the household, I'm not paying $500k for the privilege of fucking some broad.

    sandkwinn +16m +12 / -0
    I'm hoping to make enough to buy a house at some point, but I'm going to wait to get married til I have a house or am at least able to afford a mortgage on my own. If I can't, I'll just stay at home :marseyshrug:
    Anyway, I'm curious, how much do you earn? And what do you do? I'm trying to figure out what career path I should take since I'm not sure if I want to go back to school or just get a job with a career path I can grow into

      Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +21m +10 / -0
      I make 120k, I'm a software engineer. I have no intention of getting married if I can't

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-09-29T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: rDrama.net is a social media platform for radical centrists
URL: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radical_centrist
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Straggot +4m +10 / -0
I would rather be a centrist

  Lolcow_IRL +6m +7 / -0
  > Radical centrism is a political philosophy that seeks to bring about radical change while avoiding ideological extremes.[1] The term has been used to describe a wide range of political positions, including the rejection of politics as a whole
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radical_centrist

    Straggot +2h +3 / -0
    >Rejecting politics
    Nah

  now +5m +6 / -0
  radical centrism is just an excuse for doing nothing and being a dick, if you really want to be a centrist just be a nazi and a black lives matter supporter.

  edge +19m +3 / -0
  >I would rather be a centrist
  <br>
  >I would rather be a centrist
  <br>
  >I would rather be a centrist
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  >I would rather be a centrist
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  >I would rather be a centrist

    Straggot +2h +2 / -0
    I would rather be a centrist

  now +3m +1 / -0
  radical centrism is just an excuse for doing nothing and being a dick, if you really want to be a centrist just be a nazi and a black lives matter supporter.

    Straggot +2h +1 / -0
    I would rather be a centrist

      now +2h +1 / -0
      radical centrism is just an excuse for doing nothing and being a dick, if you really want to be a centrist just be a nazi and a black lives matter supporter.

        Straggot +39m +1 / -0
        I would rather be a centrist

          now +1h +1 / -0
          radical centrism is just an excuse for doing nothing and being a dick, if you really

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2022-02-24T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am pinging the current jannies to ask them to change the name of /r/Drama to /r/Drama_Masturbators because the name is too on the nose.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Thank you in advance, may your bussy be long and tasty.
COMMENTS:
Marsey +3m +5 / -0
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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-10-28T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry:
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/oct/28/ten-things-i-hate-about-being-a-woman
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:taycrying: :taycrying: :taycrying: :taycrying: :taycrying: :taycrying: :taycrying: :taycrying: :taycrying: :taycrying:
COMMENTS:
Lolcow_IRL +1m +6 / -0
10. the fact that I am a woman. I hate the fact that I am a woman. I hate the fact that I am a woman. I hate the fact that I am a woman. I hate the fact that I am a woman.

  Lolcow_IRL +47s +2 / -0
  9. the fact that I am a woman. I hate the fact that I am a woman. I hate the fact that I am a woman. I hate the fact that I am a woman. I hate the fact that I am a woman.

    Lolcow_IRL +39s +3 / -0
    8. the fact that I am a woman. I hate the fact that I am a woman. I hate the fact that I am a woman. I hate the fact that I am a woman. I hate the fact that I am a woman.

      Lolcow_IRL +37s +3 / -0
      7. the fact that I am a woman. I hate the fact that I am a woman. I hate the fact that I am a woman. I hate the fact that I am a woman. I hate the fact that I am a woman.

        Lolcow_IRL +1m +3 / -0
        6. the fact that I am a woman. I hate the fact that I am a woman. I hate

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-10-25T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: When the goblin cries...
URL: https://instagram.com/p/CW6p4HtOmUP
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Igor_Konashenkov +45m +3 / -0
:marseyxd:

Pingas +1h +1 / -0
{GIF}

  Lolcow_IRL +1h +1 / -0
  I'm not a furry, but I'd fuck that horse.

Hansolf_Grettler +51m +1 / -0
:marseypuke:::: I feel like this is a fetish post :marseypuke:: :marseypuke:: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott:: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott: :marseypuke:cott

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-10-01T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is what the incels of r/braincels have been reduced to. Sad!
URL: {REDDIT: r/braincels so_i_guess_im_a_female_hating_feminist_now}
VOTES: +68 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
cutekongenthusiast +10m +80 / -0
It's sad that their only options are to either become misogynistic or become women. They should just stay true to themselves and transition into men, which is their truest form.

  Lolcow_IRL +2m +27 / -0
  Transgenderism is the only way forward. It's the future. Get with the program.

  cyberdick +2h +17 / -0
  >They should just stay true to themselves and transition into men, which is their truest form.
  is this the new "cuckold"?
  > I have a theory that there are two types of incels:
  > 1. The type that feel like they can't compete with other men for pussy because they are ugly or short or something, so they never even try to find a relationship.
  > 2. The type that feel like they can't compete with other men for pussy because they are ugly or short or something, so they try to find a relationship and fail miserably, then blame women for it.
  > The first type is just pathetic, but the second type is a giant fucking dick.
  >> I would say they're both pathetic and massive fucking dorks.
  https://www.reveddit.com/v/braincels/comments/60383k/i_have_a_theory_that_there_are_two_types_of_incels/

    Cusek +1h +7 / -0
    > 1. The type that feel like they can't compete with other men for pussy because they are ugly or short or something, so they never even try to find a relationship.
    > 2. The type that feel like they can't compete with other men for pussy because they are ugly or short or something, so they try to find a relationship and fail miserably, then blame women for it.
    They're both the same type of people, the only difference is the first group

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2022-02-22T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How did you find this website?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS: N/A

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-10-19T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid gets knocked up by a bull. Redditors lament the loss of "The Good Ol' Days" when a man would just beat the baby out of her.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_boyfriend_got_me_pregnant_and_is_making_me_get}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +39m +16 / -0
> I'm 24, and I've never been in a relationship that long or serious. He's always been the one to initiate sex, and I've always been happy to go along with it. But it's never felt like I was in a relationship. I've always been ready to leave if he got too clingy or tried to make me do something I didn't want to do. But he's never done that. He's always respected me and my boundaries. So now I'm pregnant, and I don't know what to do. I don't want to have a baby, but I don't want to get an abortion either. I don't know what to do.
Oh, it's a LARPer. "I've always been ready to leave if he got too clingy or tried to make me do something I didn't want to do. But he's never done that. He's always respected me and my boundaries." :marseyeyeroll: :marseyeyeroll: :marseyeyeroll: :marseyeyeroll: :marseyeyeroll: :marseyeyeroll: :marseyeyeroll: :marseyeyeroll: :marseyeyeroll:
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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-11-10T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Shitbulls are the new untouchable whites
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter let_me_in}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +30m +1 / -0
Dogs have no race. This is like saying you can't give a dog a haircut because they're a different race to you.
What? No, that is not what I meant........ I have a dog! A dog! I am not saying I have a dog.
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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2022-02-02T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I know a guy who's dad got his bussy blown out by a big black cock.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The story goes that he had a massive dick, 11 inch or something like that, and he fucked the dad in the ass until he could not hold his shit anymore and it just came out.
COMMENTS:
911roofer +4h +2 / -0
That’s horrifying.

arseupwrongo +1h +2 / -0
This is a story that's been passed down through generations.

suggykong +1h +2 / -0
:#marseynut:

Marsey_but_Inflated +3h +1 / -0
That's pretty gay of the dad
:#marseyhomofascist:

notarightoidlol +3h +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-09-04T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Bongistani government is now arresting people for saying naughty things online
URL: {REDDIT: r/ukpolitics man_arrested_after_being_charged_with_a_public}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Imagine being arrested for calling a politician a retard on twitter lmao
COMMENTS:
Borpa +1h +3 / -0
>Imagine being arrested for calling a politician a retard on twitter lmao
Bongs are basically already in prison so this is no different from anything else that happens to them

  Lolcow_IRL +2h +2 / -0
  We are? How?

    Borpa +2m +2 / -0
    We have to pay taxes to support their government 🤗

      Lolcow_IRL +1h +2 / -0
      Oh fuck.

        Borpa +13m +2 / -0
        Literally prison

          Lolcow_IRL +6m +2 / -0
          Imagine being on this site and paying taxes. You guys must be rich af.

            Borpa +1m +2 / -0
            I'm not rich but I'm very happy to be a net tax payer 😊

              Lolcow_IRL +26m +2 / -0
              :marseylove:

dawgs +56m +2 / -0
UK is the absolute worst country to live in.

  Lolcow_IRL +1m +4 / -0
  We can't even legally call our politicians retards. Imagine living in a country where you can't even use the word retard.

    dawgs +1m +2 / -0
    The only redeeming quality is that at least they can't kill you for it.

      Lolcow_IRL +2m +2 / -0
      True, but that's not much of a consolation prize.

        dawgs +1m +2 / -0
        I know it sucks, I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

          Lolcow_IRL +2h +1 / -0
          It's not even the UK government that's the problem, it's the fact that the UK government is allowed to have such draconian laws in the

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AUTHOR: Lolcow_IRL
DATE: 2021-12-09T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Soren is a fraud and a liar.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Soren isn't even a real name. It's a fake name from a fake country.
COMMENTS:
Soren +24m +14 / -0
This is a fake Soren, the real Soren is dead.

  Lolcow_IRL +1m +11 / -0
  If you're the real Soren why are you dead?

    Soren +1m +12 / -0
    I died of old age, I was a very old man, I had to go.

      Lolcow_IRL +4m +12 / -0
      That's a real shame, I'm sorry for your loss. :marseycry:

      BrokeBackBuck +4h +2 / -0
      #factcheck

Lolcow_IRL +1m +11 / -0
This is a Soren, not an Soren.

  Soren +23m +11 / -0
  I am the real Soren, I have been for quite a while now. I will be gone soon, I have to go.

    Lolcow_IRL +2m +11 / -0
    What do you mean you have to go? I thought you were a fisherman?

      Soren +1m +11 / -0
      No, I am a fisherman, but I have to go, I have to leave.

        Lolcow_IRL +3m +11 / -0
        But why do you have to leave? I thought you were going to stay?

          Soren +2m +10 / -0
          I can't stay, I have to go, I have to go now.

            Lolcow_IRL +4m +11 / -0
            Are you going to go fishing? I thought you were going to stay?

              Soren +3m +10 / -0
              I am not going to go fishing, I am going to go now, I am going to leave.

                Lolcow_IRL +2m +11 / -0
                Why do you have to leave? Are you going to go to

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2024-05-17T01Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: rDrama's first big game
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Snowfox_Coarsemeow +34m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  loli_esports +3m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +47s +2 / -0
    {IMG} - YouTube

      loli_esports +4m +2 / -0
      {IMG} - YouTube

        Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1m +2 / -0
        {IMG} - YouTube

          loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
          {IMG} - YouTube

            Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1m +2 / -0
            {IMG} - YouTube

              loli_esports +1h +2 / -0
              {IMG} - YouTube

                Snowfox_Coarsemeow +10m +2 / -0
                {IMG} - YouTube

                  loli_esports +2m +2 / -0
                  {IMG} - YouTube

                    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +3m +2 / -0
                    {IMG} - YouTube

                      loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG} - YouTube

                        Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1m +2 / -0
                        {IMG} - YouTube

                          loli_esports +2h +2 / -0
                          {IMG} - YouTube

                            Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1m +2 / -0
                            {IMG} - YouTube

    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +2m +1 / -0
    {IMG} - YouTube

      loli_esports +2m +1 / -0
      {IMG} - YouTube

        Snowfox_Coarsemeow +3m +1 / -0
        {IMG} - YouTube

          loli_esports +1m +1 / -0
          {IMG} - YouTube

            Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-05-29T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A few months ago I made a post about the random cat I saw at the store. It turns out it's been featured on the news.
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not going to find the other thread, but here's the cat featured in the news
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
comics_for_trans_rights +24m +14 / -0
>but here's the cat featured in the news
{IMG}

  comics_for_trans_rights +1m +8 / -0
  :#marseymommymilkers:

    comics_for_trans_rights +2m +7 / -0
    :#marseymommymilkers:

      comics_for_trans_rights +55s +7 / -0
      :#marseymommymilkers:

        comics_for_trans_rights +1m +7 / -0
        :#marseymommymilkers:

          comics_for_trans_rights +1m +6 / -0
          :#marseymommymilkers:

            comics_for_trans_rights +46s +7 / -0
            :#marseymommymilkers:

              comics_for_trans_rights +5m +6 / -0
              :#marseymommymilkers:

                comics_for_trans_rights +1m +5 / -0
                :#marseymommymilkers:

                  comics_for_trans_rights +4m +4 / -0
                  :#marseymommymilkers:

                    comics_for_trans_rights +41s +3 / -0
                    :#marseymommymilkers:

                      comics_for_trans_rights +29s +3 / -0
                      :#marseymommymilkers:

                        comics_for_trans_rights +35s +3 / -0
                        :#marseymommymilkers:

                          comics_for_trans_rights +1m +3 / -0
                          :#marseymommymilkers:

                            comics_for_trans_rights +1m +3 / -0
                            :#marseymommymilkers:

  loli_esports +1m +6 / -0
  That's the cat. I saw

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-01-01T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dramatard is a gamer
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +12 / -0
who are these people and why do they know my irl name?

  loli_esports +2m +8 / -0
  You're a very interesting person

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +10 / -0
    thats just what everyone says when they are about to get sexually harassed.

      loli_esports +55s +5 / -0
      Good

  Cao_Cao +1h +4 / -0
  I was going to say you'd be better off not knowing but then I remembered that you're a gamer so maybe you're used to that kind of thing.

ChungusEnjoyer +3h +2 / -0
I am a gamer. I play a lot of warcraft 3.... I like the game. I am good at it. I have a high rank. I have a high rank because I practice a lot. I practice a lot because I like the game. I like the game because it is fun. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer.. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I am a gamer. I

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-01-22T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AHS Admins are fighting among themselves
URL: {REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits comment}
VOTES: +100 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Because of the recent drama of the jannies and admin ban of /r/AgainstHateSubreddits and /r/ModerationSupport, a civil war has broken out between two groups of users on AHS. One group is led by /u/justcool393 and is made up of users that are either former AHS users, or users that come from other subreddits. The other group is led by /u/NoUntakenNames01 and is made up of users that are active on AHS.
The current problem is that a bunch of people on AHS have been banned for participating in the protest of AHS, and have been doing so in the modmail of AHS. /u/NoUntakenNames01 has been banning people for participating in this, and the users that aren't banned have been mad at this.
COMMENTS:
X +3m +78 / -0
:#marseylaugh:
{IMG}

  X +5m +80 / -0
  {IMG}

    X +2m +74 / -0
    {IMG}

      X +3m +66 / -0
      {IMG}

        X +1m +61 / -0
        {IMG}

          X +1m +43 / -0
          {IMG}

            X +1m +41 / -0
            {IMG}

              X +1m +41 / -0
              {IMG}

                X +1m +41 / -0
                {IMG}

                  X +2m +23 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    X +3m +33 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      X +1m +26 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        X +1m +19 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          X +1m +18 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            X +1m +18 / -0
                            {IMG}

                          BigBussyHunter +1h +11 / -0
                          >

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2021-12-27T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit tries to find out how to make a good game, ends up in a struggle session about the merits of RPGs
URL: {REDDIT: r/gaming what_was_the_last_game_you_felt_was_underrated}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The whole thread is a mess, but OP is arguing with everyone because he is a weirdo who likes RPGs.
COMMENTS:
Jewdanksdad +3h +1 / -0
>Hopefully they will do a re-release of it. There are no games like this anymore, and I don't think that's a good thing
:marseygigaretard: :marseybrainlet: :marseyretard: :marseyretard2: :marseystroke:::::::::::::: in a nutshell:: is all that is in that thread::: .::: . All of them are either massive losers or fucking idiots
And yes, the OP is a massive loser and idiot

  loli_esports +1m +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    Jewdanksdad +2m +1 / -0
    Lol, people who need to do that should be :marseyropeyourself2::: :marseyropeyourself2: :marseyropeyourself2: :marseyropeyourself2: :marseyropeyourself2: :marseyropeyourself2: :marseyropeyourself2: :marseyropeyourself2: :marseyropeyourself2: :marseyropeyourself2: :marseyropeyourself2: :marseyropeyourself2: :marseyropeyourself2: :marseyropeyourself2: :marseyropeyourself2: :marseyropeyourself2: :marseyropeyourself2: :marseyropeyourself2: :marseyropeyourself2: :marseyropeyourself2: :marseyropeyourself2: :marse

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-01-06T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [BREAKING] The Feds are coming for rdrama
URL: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2022/01/05/trump-could-face-indictment-jan-6-committee-returns-report/9126535002
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +1m +13 / -0
{IMG}

  TariqNasheed +35m +5 / -0
  Wtf is that fucking site? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a website that looks so unprofessional and looks like shit.

    loli_esports +5m +6 / -0
    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/capitol-riot-committee-report-coming-tuesday-investigating-trump-calls-attack-terrorist-event

      TariqNasheed +1m +5 / -0
      I get fox news, they have a whole fucking staff and shit. But this site, its literally just a link with some text below it. I have no idea what you even get out of it.

        loli_esports +3m +7 / -0
        I guess they thought the average foxnews reader was too dumb to click on the link. It's honestly more confusing than the old design. Here's the link again: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2022/01/05/trump-could-face-indictment-jan-6-committee-returns-report/9126535002/

          TariqNasheed +5m +3 / -0
          Thanks I thought it was an actual article.

            loli_esports +3m +2 / -0
            it's from a real news site, just with a bad design

              TariqNasheed +4m +2 / -0
              I know its from a real news site, I just thought it was a full article. What I meant is the page that comes up when you click the link is just a link to a full article with some text under it. It doesn’t even have a

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-05-17T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Old Drama] Do you have a lot of money? Do you hate women? Then you should go to this website!
URL: {TWEET: TeamSNEED}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +10m +5 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyxd:
What a dumbass.

  loli_esports +4m +4 / -0
  I'm guessing he is trying to make people mad or something and using that as proof he's being oppressed, but it's not like he's wrong about the website. If you ever get in a fight on there, it's 100% worth it to bring up the 10k to 20k a year that foids make.

    TheOverSeether +5m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      loli_esports +3m +2 / -0
      I should have clarified, the site in question is LSA, which is a site for people who don't like women, and its about a decade old. The post itself is probably 20 years old.

        TheOverSeether +5m +3 / -0
        :marseydetective:
        It's not a fetish.
        {IMG}

          loli_esports +3m +2 / -0
          It's a real thing, but yeah, the people there are obsessed with the idea of it being a fetish. I have no idea why it's even called LSA, I think it was originally about the drug but then it got its own thing. There's a lot of drama on there but its not really active anymore.

            TheOverSeether +2m +1 / -0
            :marseyshrug:
            It's funnier when you think it's a fetish.

              loli_esports +1m +1 / -0
              But it's not. It's just the type of person who doesn't like women. That's why the site is 100% dedicated to that. People get really mad at you for making a joke about it, even though it's not a joke, it's just a thing that happens. I don

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2021-11-22T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What does this mean?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@carpathianflorist
COMMENTS:
X +5m +13 / -0
{IMG}

  loli_esports +12m +5 / -0
  is that a real pic of you? you look like you're in a car

    X +8m +9 / -0
    {IMG}

      loli_esports +1m +5 / -0
      Yea I'm sure you're a white woman. Also, what's up with your face

        X +3m +8 / -0
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chin_mongoloid_fold
        {IMG}

          loli_esports +1m +6 / -0
          That's not really what I mean. More like why do you have such a fucked up face

            X +4m +8 / -0
            :marseysob:

              loli_esports +2m +5 / -0
              Did you get a lot of plastic surgery?

                X +7m +6 / -0
                i hope not, i think that's the natural state of the chin and lips in chinx women

                  loli_esports +4m +4 / -0
                  Are you a native chinx or a gweilo?

                    X +15m +2 / -0
                    native

                      loli_esports +1m +4 / -0
                      Then you don't need surgery. Get some botox if you want to look like a mayo.

                        X +1m +2 / -0
                        i've never had botox, too much money to waste

                          loli_esports +1m +4 / -0
                          Well, get a better job then, bitches.

                            X +4m +2 / -0
                            i got a job as a janny

                  iStillMissEd +5h +2 / -0
                  > i think that's the natural state of the chin and lips in chinx women
                  So you're saying they've been poisoned?

                    X +23m +2 / -0
                    :marseyagree

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-07-15T15Z
HOLE: anime
TITLE: [Spoilers] Konosuba S3E12 review
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Konosuba was a lot of fun. I felt it was a bit too short of an anime, and the last season had a lot of filler. I'm not sure if I'll bother with the LN, but I was surprised at how much I liked the anime. I'm not sure if I would have been able to take the LN seriously, but the anime really made the characters and story fun. If you're just looking for a casual anime, I would definitely recommend it. The last episode was a good ending, and I'll take it as is. I don't think I would have been able to make it through the whole thing if I had read the LN.
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +42s +7 / -0
{IMG}

  loli_esports +1m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  loli_esports +2m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    loli_esports +1m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      loli_esports +48s +4 / -0
      {IMG}

        loli_esports +3m +4 / -0
        {IMG}

          loli_esports +5m +4 / -0
          {IMG}

            loli_esports +58s +4 / -0
            {IMG}

              loli_esports +2m +4 / -0
              {IMG}

                loli_esports +3m +4 / -0
                {IMG}

                  loli_esports +2m +4 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    loli_esports +33s +4 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      loli_esports +4m +4 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        loli_esports +31s +4 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          loli_esports +41s +4 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            loli_esports +1m +4 / -0
                            {IMG}

Seppocide +15m +3 / -0
:marseyagree::m

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2024-09-14T16Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: why are the redbubble people so mad about this
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
imagine paying for a t shirt :marseyxd:

  loli_esports +2m +9 / -0
  can you imagine buying a shirt and not customizing it? {IMG}

    peepeehands +1m +8 / -0
    i have several custom shirts i've made myself

      loli_esports +1h +3 / -0
      {IMG}

  TheHorseFromBerserk +1h +3 / -0
  There's a joke about buying a shirt but I forgot what it was.

    ThousandBestLives +14h +1 / -0
    I bought a shirt but it turned out to be a tie

    whyareyou +18h +1 / -0
    "I bought a shirt and it was just a shirt" is the joke

KILL_EVERYONE +5m +5 / -0
i'm pretty sure it's because you're a gay fag
:#marseyhomofascist:

  loli_esports +1m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    KILL_EVERYONE +56s +2 / -0
    :#marseysmug2:

    Haberdasher +2h +1 / -0
    The 'gay fag' is a misnomer. The correct term is 'fag gay'.

ThousandBestLives +16h +1 / -0
I'm so glad I have the choice to support products that encourage violence against my enemiesersers
:#marseybow:ers:ers:ers:ers:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters:otters

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-06-11T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 1969: The Year That Changed the World: Part 2 - YouTube
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2023-05-27T15Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: You know what they say about the man who died on the Titanic?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +37 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't know what they say about the man who died on the Titanic, but the man who survived the Titanic was a real asshole.
COMMENTS:
AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1h +15 / -0
I don't know what they say about the man who died on the Titanic, but I do know what they say about the man who survived the Titanic:
{IMG}

aminobastard +4m +11 / -0
{IMG}

Wuzizname +3m +10 / -0
We all know what they say about the man who died on the Titanic.
{GIF}

  loli_esports +1m +12 / -0
  The man who died on the Titanic was a real asshole

    Wuzizname +1m +10 / -0
    He was real asshole and he also died on the Titanic.

      loli_esports +1m +7 / -0
      The man who died on the Titanic was a real asshole and he also died on the Titanic.

        Wuzizname +42m +7 / -0
        :marseyxd:

          loli_esports +17m +5 / -0
          :marseyxd:

box +1h +7 / -0
> I don't know what they say about the man who died on the Titanic, but the man who survived the Titanic was a real asshole.
:#marseyhesright:

birdenthusiast +15m +7 / -0
The man who died on the Titanic was a real asshole and he also died on the Titanic.

  loli_esports +17m +6 / -0
  The man who died on the Titanic was a real asshole and he also died on the Titanic and he was a real asshole.

    birdenthusiast +1m +6 / -0
    The man who died on the Titanic was a real asshole and he also died on the Titanic and he was a real asshole and he also died on the Titanic

      loli_esports +2m +6 / -0
      The

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-09-29T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chuds seethe as one of the best things to ever happen to a man's body is made possible
URL: https://patriots.win/p/15K7Ie6R6v
VOTES: +54 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm not a tranny, but if I was, I would keep my penis. It's good for sex, and it's good for showing people that I'm not a woman. I would make sure that my penis is visible when I'm in public, and I would make sure that it's visible when I'm in the bedroom.
> I would also make sure that my penis is visible when I'm in the bathroom, and I would make sure that it's visible when I'm in the shower.
> I would also make sure that my penis is visible when I'm in the bedroom, and I would make sure that it's visible when I'm in the shower.
> I would also make sure that my penis is visible when I'm in the bedroom, and I would make sure that it's visible when I'm in the shower.
> I would also make sure that my penis is visible when I'm in the bedroom, and I would make sure that it's visible when I'm in the shower.
> I would also make sure that my penis is visible when I'm in the bedroom, and I would make sure that it's visible when I'm in the shower.
> I would also make sure that my penis is visible when I'm in the bedroom, and I would make sure that it's visible when I'm in the shower.
> I would also make sure that my penis is visible when I'm in the bedroom, and I would make sure that it's visible when I'm in the shower.
> I would also make sure that my penis is visible when I'm in the bedroom, and I would make sure that it's visible when I'm in the shower.
> I would also make sure that my penis is visible when I'm in the bedroom, and I would make sure that it's visible when I'm in the shower.
> I would also make sure that my penis is visible when I'm in the bedroom, and I would make sure that it's visible when I'm in the shower.
> I would also make sure that my penis is visible when I'm in the bedroom

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2021-12-22T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyseethe: this is the future you chose
URL: https://www.thegamer.com/gaming-memes-are-the-worst
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This was posted on /r/gamingmemes and it's pretty funny. The comments are a mix of people defending memes and people seething over them.
{REDDIT: r/GamingMemes gaming_memes_are_the_worst}
COMMENTS:
X +5m +7 / -0
:marseycope:
{IMG}

  loli_esports +4m +6 / -0
  https://www.thegamer.com/author/nicholas-lee/
  https://www.facebook.com/nicholaslee.lee
  https://x.com/nicholaslee1
  https://www.instagram.com/nicholaslee.lee/
  He's a pooner who just got a tattoo of a trans flag on his wrist

    X +10m +5 / -0
    :#marseytrans2: :#!marseyseethe:

  corp +1h +4 / -0
  >At the end of the day, the only thing a meme has to say is “I’m here to make you laugh.” That’s it. That’s all it is. If you want to make a serious point, you need to say it with words, or through art. The only way to make a meme serious is to make it unfunny, and I just don’t think that’s worth it.
  :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

Dramamine +21m +5 / -0
It's hard to believe this is the same guy who wrote https://www.thegamer.com/which-games-are-the-most-queer/

  loli_esports +1m +3 / -0
  I've been wondering how long it took for a train to be hired there

loli_esports +11m +3 / -0
{REDDIT: r/GamingMemes comment}
this guy is being dramaphobic

  JonathanStench +1h +1 / -0
  The gamer is the enemy of the drama.

Cao

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-08-18T20Z
HOLE: anime
TITLE: This is Cirno
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +11m +3 / -0
I love this hole

  loli_esports +13m +3 / -0
  :marseylove: me

Nixoncrats_for_trump +5m +2 / -0
That’s a nice dick. me me

  loli_esports +17m +2 / -0
  {IMG} me

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseylove:

  loli_esports +18m +2 / -0
  {IMG}otte me

loli_esports +10m +1 / -0
{IMG}otte me

loli_esports +18m +1 / -0
{IMG}otte me

loli_esports +19m +1 / -0
{IMG}otte me

loli_esports +20m +1 / -0
{IMG}otte me

loli_esports +21m +1 / -0
{IMG}otte me

loli_esports +22m +1 / -0
{IMG}otte me

loli_esports +23m +1 / -0
{IMG}otte me

loli_esports +24m +1 / -0
{IMG}otte me me

loli_esports +25m +1 / -0
{IMG}otte me

loli_esports +26m +1 / -0
{IMG}otte me

loli_esports +27m +1 / -0
{IMG}otte me

loli_esports +28m +1 / -0
{IMG}otte me

loli_esports +29m +1 / -0
{IMG}otte me

loli_esports +30m +1 / -0
{IMG}otte me

loli_esports +31m +1 / -0
{IMG}otte me

loli_esports +32m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-06-18T17Z
HOLE: anime
TITLE: You don't know the number of people who have seen the subaru commercial with the dancing anime girls and have no idea where it came from
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +21 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Roadrash +4m +11 / -0
I think it's funny how the japanese police are like "Oh no! You can't run a car commercial with anime girls dancing! That's indecent!" and then they run a car commercial with anime girls dancing

  loli_esports +3m +11 / -0
  It's a car commercial, not a porn commercial

    Roadrash +1m +13 / -0
    I know I'm just being a bit silly. They also got away with the katanas in the commercial and that's basically as close to a jap stabbing scene as you can get. I'm just saying that the japanese police are a bunch of pussies

      loli_esports +1m +9 / -0
      Yeah, I don't think the Japanese police is a big fan of cars

  searcher +1h +6 / -0
  the japanese police are a bunch of pussies

  Cao_Cao +50m +4 / -0
  I thought they were just on a work trip to the US. I'm pretty sure they were there to do some kind of performance in the US.

Cao_Cao +57m +6 / -0
I remember seeing this on a bus in the US. I think it was a Greyhound or one of the private companies which they have.

  loli_esports +1h +2 / -0
  Probably, or they have a car commercial channel or something

Avalon +2m +4 / -0
I remember this... at least in the UK.. I think it was a Subaru ad.

  loli_esports +1m +5 / -0
  Yeah, it was a subaru commercial. It was pretty popular and they tried to run it during the olympics and it got taken down (iirc)

    Avalon +2m +3 / -0
    > during the olympics
    lol

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-03-22T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A quick note about the site, and an important message to the moderators.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Hello,
I have been browsing this site for some time now and I have to say that I am not impressed. The moderators are not doing their job and the site is becoming a cesspool. I am writing to you to let you know that I am not happy with the current state of this site and I am not sure if I will continue to use it.
The moderators need to do a better job of moderating the site and keeping it clean. The site is becoming overrun with spam and low-quality posts. I am not interested in reading about someone's boring life or their mundane opinions. I am here to find interesting and informative content, not to read about someone's boring life or their mundane opinions.
If the moderators do not start doing their job, I will be forced to leave this site. I am not interested in being part of a community that is not moderated. I want to be part of a community that is moderated and that is not overrun with spam and low-quality posts.
Thank you for your time.
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +2m +6 / -0
:#marseyhammersnoo:

Lv999_Lich_King +3m +5 / -0
lol

loli_esports +1m +4 / -0
@carpathianflorist

  carpathianflorist +4m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    loli_esports +1m +4 / -0
    i have no idea what this means

      carpathianflorist +2m +4 / -0
      I was just acknowledging your post with a marsey
      :marseywave:

        loli_esports +1m +4 / -0
        thank you, i appreciate it.

          carpathianflorist +1m +4 / -0
          :marseywave2:

  loli_esports +3m +3 / -0
  @Aevann

    Aevann +3m +4 / -0
    :#marseyconfused:

      loli_esports +33s +3 /

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2021-11-23T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The top of the game is still on the rise, new fags, get in here
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +1 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +20m +2 / -0
I have no idea what's going on here. Are these people all autistic? Why is the guy on the right going through a window?ed at? Why is the guy on the left hitting himself in the face with a baseball bat? Why is the guy in the middle hitting himself in the head with a hammer?
What the fuck is going on here?

  loli_esports +5m +1 / -0
  In the middle is a guy named RitalinRX. He's a top streamer for a game called TF2, a team based game with a bunch of different classes (soldier, medic, scout, etc.) that have different weapons, movement, and abilities. The game is 17 years old now and has a lot of autism behind it.
  The dude on the right is a guy named Rusk, who is also a top streamer for the game. He was always known for his edgy attitude, which is why he did a lot of these over the years. He's a soldier, which is a class in the game that uses a shotgun, and has a lot of other abilities, so it's basically a bad idea to try to fight him, which is what people have been doing for years. I can't remember the last time he did a window smash, but I remember when he did a spray can in his hand one. The spray can is a weapon in the game that you use to paint things on the ground, so that people know to avoid it, but also to make it look cooler.
  The dude on the left is a guy named Soren. He's also a top streamer for the game. He's also a soldier, and also a bad idea to try to fight him. He's known for being a huge autist and also being a troll. He's also known for doing these videos, and this is one of the last ones he's done. He's known for being a huge autist and also being a troll. He's also known for doing these videos, and this is one of

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-09-22T23Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: A view from inside the capital of the Japanese Empire.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +1m +4 / -0
{IMG}

TheDunceonMaster +2h +3 / -0
If you're gonna be a hentai artist, at least make the girl look good.

  loli_esports +2m +3 / -0
  {IMG} she's perfect

    TheDunceonMaster +1m +3 / -0
    :marseyagree:

      loli_esports +41m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        TheDunceonMaster +1m +2 / -0
        I'll never understand the appeal of that outfit, it looks so stupid. :marseydisagree: inb4 "but what about the skirt of death?" That's an anime trope, it doesn't work irl. :marseydisagree: inb4 "but what about the legs?" Well, that's what you're here for. :marseyagree: inb4 "but what about the feet?" Well, that's what you're here for. :marseyagree: inb4 "but what about the calves?" Well, that's what you're here for. :marseyagree: inb4 "but what about the thighs?" Well, that's what you're here for. :marseyagree: inb4 "but what about the hips?" Well, that's what you're here for. :marseyagree: inb4 "but what about the breasts?" Well, that's what you're here for. :marseyagree: inb4 "but what about the waist?" Well, that's what you're here for. :marseyagree: inb4 "but what about the abdomen?" Well, that's what you're here for. :marseyagree: inb4 "but what about the back?" Well, that's what you're here for. :marseyagree: inb4 "but what about the arms?" Well, that's what you're here for. :marsey

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2023-02-18T23Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: Your mother
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lv999_Lich_King +19m +4 / -0
:#marseybooba:

  loli_esports +1m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

    Lv999_Lich_King +2m +4 / -0
    :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba:

    BigBussyHunter +2h +2 / -0
    :marseyxd:

GigaVaccinator +3h +2 / -0
I'm gonna cum

  loli_esports +12m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    GigaVaccinator +3m +2 / -0
    :marseybooba:

      loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        GigaVaccinator +1m +2 / -0
        :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba:

          loli_esports +2m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            GigaVaccinator +3m +2 / -0
            :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybo

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-07-10T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not Drama] A list of the 50 worst songs of all time, according to a YouTuber
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't know how he decided which ones to include, but I like how he made a video on a song called "Hoes Mad" because it's so bad. His video on the song is also just a single screenshot that says "fuck you" over the song.
COMMENTS:
userturkey13 +18m +4 / -0
The worst song of all time is the one I'm currently listening to

  loli_esports +4m +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    userturkey13 +1m +1 / -0
    Wow this is horrible

      loli_esports +2m +1 / -0
      yeah, i'd probably say its one of the top 5 worst

KinoBushido +2h +2 / -0
I made it to 5 and the dude is a fucking faggot
Tbh I never knew that many songs had the word "bitch" in the title

  loli_esports +12m +2 / -0
  the worst songs are the ones he's like "i don't know how this is on the billboard top 100" and then shows you the song is on it for years. then he goes "i dont know how this song is number 1 on spotify" and then shows you the song is number 1 on spotify. he's a bit of a faggot, but he's more than that

    KinoBushido +3m +2 / -0
    I'm 3 songs in and he's already
    >I don't know how this is in the top 50 worst songs of all time
    >This is the worst song ever made

      loli_esports +5m +1 / -0
      >I don't know how this is in the top 50 worst songs of all time
      >This is the worst song ever made
      >This is the worst song ever made
      >I don't know how this is in the top 50

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-07-15T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Toss
URL: {TWEET: stone_toss}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Maximus +57s +21 / -0
:#marseypicklepat:

  TheOverSeether +47m +6 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:
  {IMG}

    Maximus +3m +7 / -0
    :#marseypicklepat:

      TheOverSeether +3h +3 / -0
      :#marseypicklepat:
      :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited:

  ACA +2h +3 / -0
  :#marseypicklepat:

loli_esports +1m +17 / -0
{IMG}

  JimothyX3 +1m +15 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    loli_esports +1m +14 / -0
    {IMG}

      JimothyX3 +1m +13 / -0
      :marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow:

        loli_esports +2m +11 / -0
        {IMG}

          JimothyX3 +3m +10 / -0
          :marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow:

            loli_esports +1m +10 / -0
            {IMG}

              JimothyX3 +1m +8 / -0
              :marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow:

                loli_esports +31s +13 / -0
                {IMG}

                  JimothyX3 +1m +7 / -0
                  :marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow:

                    loli_esports +2m +10 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      JimothyX3 +2m +7 / -0
                      :marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow:

                        loli_esports

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-07-03T00Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: How to get an oculus quest 2 for free
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Don't be poor. You can just buy one.
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +3m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  loli_esports +34s +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    loli_esports +3m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      loli_esports +11s +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        loli_esports +2m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          loli_esports +16s +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              loli_esports +22s +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                loli_esports +31s +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    loli_esports +26s +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      loli_esports +5m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        loli_esports +4m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

X +15m +3 / -0
just buy the $200 one and use it as a VR headset, that's what I did :marseysmug2:
{IMG}

  loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
  do you play vr games on it? i tried the free vrchat demo once and it was kinda shitty

    X +1m +3 / -0
    VRChat's pretty good, just that I haven't really found the time to play it or the VR games I like
    I bought it for that one game where you can play as an anime girl and have sex with it :marseycoomer:

      loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        X +

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2023-04-03T03Z
HOLE: anime
TITLE: Weekly Anime Post 88
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +40 / -5
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I will not be watching anything new this week, I'm watching the anime dubbed version of the new Netflix Witcher series. I will not be providing a synopsis of the show for you.
What have you been watching?
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +23s +12 / -0
{IMG}

  SpookyFartMan69 +59m +12 / -0
  :marseyitsover:
  i'm still in the 70s

    loli_esports +10m +8 / -0
    You'll get there one day, king. :marseycheerup:

      SpookyFartMan69 +2h +4 / -0
      :marseygunshotsuicide:

        loli_esports +10m +5 / -0
        {IMG}

          SpookyFartMan69 +11h +2 / -0
          :marseyhope:

    MatsurisAhoge +10h +3 / -0
    I'm in the 50s and at the end of the decade. :#marseycry:

      SpookyFartMan69 +3h +3 / -0
      :@matsurisahogepat:

  Bussy_Annihilator +12h +4 / -0
  I never got past the 80s, and I don't know why

TheDunceonMaster +1h +10 / -0
I watched Tengoku Daimakyou. It was good, I hope they make a second season.

  MatsurisAhoge +9h +2 / -0
  :#marseyhope:

SpookyFartMan69 +59m +9 / -0
Watched the whole thing in one sitting, great show. I like the witches more than the demons

  loli_esports +10m +7 / -0
  You're not alone. If I had to pick a side, it'd be the witches. I like the witches.

    SpookyFartMan69

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-09-05T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 2 years ago, Biden called himself a 'big, fat, fucking liar' and said 'I never tell the truth' to avoid being 'politically assassinated'
URL: {TWEET: CollinRugg}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I love the Biden presidency
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +8 / -0
:#marseybiden:

arsey +2m +6 / -0
He's got my vote.

  loli_esports +1m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  ThousandBestLives +14m +4 / -0
  You're so fucking cool
  :#marseycool2:

    arsey +1h +2 / -0
    Only one of the cool girls.

GT +7m +6 / -0
:#marseyxd: he's like a 2000s era south park character

  loli_esports +4m +4 / -0
  the 2000s were like 20 years ago

    GT +2m +4 / -0
    I know, but it was better

      loli_esports +3m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

  peepeehands +12m +4 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

Dramamine +1h +3 / -0
{IMG}

  loli_esports +1m +3 / -0
  I just saw that the other day, he's in his prime

    Dramamine +2m +3 / -0
    He really is. I really hope he can get through this term, but I know it's looking grim.

      loli_esports +1m +3 / -0
      I think the DNC will probably start a primary soon if it's looking bad

        Dramamine +2m +3 / -0
        I don't think they will. They're too far in to back out at this point. I don't think they'll have the power to primary him.

          loli_esports +1m +3 / -0
          I think it would be a big problem for

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-03-27T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: HOMESTEADERS FAIL
URL: {REDDIT: r/Homestead failed_homestead}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
NeolibKong +11m +21 / -0
{IMG}

  zombiecel +16m +11 / -0
  The virgin farmer vs the chad deer farmer

  loli_esports +1m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    NeolibKong +1m +8 / -0
    {IMG}

      loli_esports +3m +7 / -0
      {IMG}

        NeolibKong +4m +5 / -0
        {IMG}

          loli_esports +5m +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            NeolibKong +4m +4 / -0
            {IMG}

              loli_esports +2m +4 / -0
              {IMG}

                NeolibKong +2m +4 / -0
                {IMG}

                  loli_esports +1m +3 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      loli_esports +1m +3 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          loli_esports +41s +3 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            NeolibKong +40s +3 / -0
                            {IMG}

  loli_esports +2m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      loli_esports +2m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

        NeolibKong +4m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          loli_esports +4m +4 / -0
          {IMG}

            NeolibKong +3m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              loli_esports +2m +3 / -0
              {IMG}

                NeolibKong +2m +3 / -0
                {IMG

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-05-11T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: On this day, 11 years ago, the greatest mod of all time was born. Rest in power, king
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
RIP
COMMENTS: N/A

  loli_esports +2m +2 / -0
  @kellere31 @useragent13 @chiobu @slavchad @klenvastergan @dramarama
  It's time to pay your respects

    X +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseykneel:

    slavchad +10h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      loli_esports +5h +2 / -0
      :marseykneel:

loli_esports +3m +1 / -0
@kellere31 @useragent13 @chiobu @slavchad @klenvastergan @dramarama
It's time to pay your respects

  loli_esports +13s +1 / -0
  @kellere31 @useragent13 @chiobu @slavchad @klenvastergan @dramarama
  It's time to pay your respects

    loli_esports +14s +1 / -0
    @kellere31 @useragent13 @chiobu @slavchad @klenvastergan @dramarama
    It's time to pay your respects

      loli_esports +13s +1 / -0
      @kellere31 @useragent13 @chiobu @slavchad @klenvastergan @dramarama
      It's time to pay your respects

        loli_esports +13s +1 / -0
        @kellere31 @useragent13 @chiobu @slavchad @klenvastergan @dramarama
        It's time to pay your respects

          loli_esports +12s +1 / -0
          @kellere31 @useragent13

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-08-08T00Z
HOLE: anime
TITLE: I just watched a video essay about the anime season 2022 and the only good one was the one about Dandadan
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Dandadan is a fun little show. I haven't watched a lot of the other stuff listed on the video but I've heard a lot of the shows listed were bad. Also, the one guy on the video keeps saying 'narrative' instead of 'story' and I just want to beat him to death for that.
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +1m +6 / -0
I guess the last panel is just to show how bad he is at drawing hands

  loli_esports +2m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

MatsurisAhoge +1h +3 / -0
I hate the hand guy too, and I hate his fat girlfriend.
I am in love with Dandadan. The girl is a bitch, but I am not complaining.

  loli_esports +17m +2 / -0
  lol, i liked the story with the bear guy. Dandadan is just a weird, fun thing to watch.

    MatsurisAhoge +2h +2 / -0
    Dandadan is a strange show. I like the weirdness and the fact that the MC is a bumbling idiot.

      loli_esports +1h +2 / -0
      I like the MC and the dog, but I don't think I'd call them bumbling idiots. They're just the way they are. I also like the girl's character, I don't think she's a bitch at all, she's just a little dumb and stubborn. Overall, I think I'll probably rewatch it when it's out in dvd or something. I think the story about the bear guy's brother was my favorite so far, but the other stories are pretty interesting and well written. I also really like the animation and the art style, it's very unique and fits the show well. I think it's a great show and I would recommend it to anyone who likes anime or is interested in watching it.

        MatsurisAhoge +5h +2 / -0
        >

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-02-22T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I think I'm having a stroke
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I feel like I'm having a stroke. Is this just a stroke or is it just anxiety?
COMMENTS:
dawgs +12m +10 / -0
You are not having a stroke you are having a spiritual awakening. It is a good thing.

  loli_esports +6m +6 / -0
  I'm a little scared. I feel like this is a stroke.

    dawgs +5m +4 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:It will be ok, you will feel better soon.

      loli_esports +3m +4 / -0
      I don't know. I feel like my left arm is tingly and I'm having trouble talking. What should I do? Should I call 911?

        dawgs +1h +4 / -0
        It would be better if you call 911 now

          loli_esports +1h +3 / -0
          I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you're trying to say. I feel like I'm having a stroke, and I need medical help.

            dawgs +12m +2 / -0
            :#marseycheerup:It is ok, you will be ok.

              loli_esports +1m +3 / -0
              I don't know. I feel like this is a stroke. I think I'm having a stroke.

                dawgs +17m +2 / -0
                :#marseycheerup: It is ok, you will be ok. It is not a stroke.

                  loli_esports +1m +3 / -0
                  I don't know. I feel like this is a stroke. I think I'm having a stroke. I think I'm having a stroke. I feel like I'm having a stroke. I think I'm having a stroke. I feel like this is a stroke. I think I'm having a stroke. I think I'm having a stroke.

                    dawgs +23m +2 / -0
                    :#marseycheerup

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-05-01T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 100,000,000
URL: N/A
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +2m +4 / -0
{IMG}

loli_esports +14s +3 / -0
{IMG}

loli_esports +37s +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-01-08T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In a shocking turn of events, a redditor turns out to be a nonbinary lesbian
URL: {REDDIT: r/actuallesbians i_am_heterosexual}
VOTES: +62 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyhomofascist: :marseyhomofascist: :marseyhomofascist: :marseyhomofascist: :marseyhomofascist:
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +5m +53 / -0
I'm so tired of these people appropriating lesbianism. I'm tired of seeing a bunch of transwomen co-opting lesbian spaces.
:marseysigh: :marseysigh: :marseysigh:

  loli_esports +1m +34 / -0
  :marseyeggirl:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +21 / -0
    :marseytrans2:

  OLDMAN +2h +11 / -0
  Lesbians need to be smarter about this, they could create a safe space from this by just saying "no trans women allowed" and the co-ops would be shut down by the enbies.

    BigBussyHunter +38m +11 / -0
    I don't think they have the balls to say that, but if they did it would be hilarious and I would give them the "this is one of the greatest things I have ever heard" award
    :marseyclapping: :marseyclapping: :marseyclapping: :marseyclapping:

    Guncel +2h +2 / -0
    But that would mean having to be exclusionary! You know what they say about that, chud! It’s called transphobia!

  K9 +1h +7 / -0
  This is what the other side of the coin is. I'm tired of these people appropriating straightness. I'm tired of seeing a bunch of transmen co-opting straight spaces.

    BigBussyHunter +45m +7 / -0
    There is no winning in this world.
    :marseydepressed:

      K9 +2h +4 / -0
      There is a

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-11-01T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Pokemon is now officially dead
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +7m +15 / -0
{IMG}

  userturkey13 +1m +10 / -0
  :#marseyjam:

  loli_esports +3m +9 / -0
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    garlicdoors +1m +8 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint:

  loli_esports +5m +5 / -0
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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2021-12-04T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Keffals goes to the police for a "domestic dispute" after being kicked out of her house for talking about the election
URL: {TWEET: keffals}
VOTES: +48 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[This is the tweet she's talking about]({TWEET: keffals})
She's also been tweeting about it and posting evidence for the last 3 hours. [Here's her most recent tweet]({TWEET: keffals}) about it.
COMMENTS:
SeetheFarmer +10m +37 / -0
:marseywheredrama:

  loli_esports +2m +22 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/post/27874/effortpost-keffals-runs-for-president-of/865567?context=9#context
  Found some drama

    Fatfungus +14m +13 / -0
    lol. lmao even

    SeetheFarmer +6m +11 / -0
    :marseykingcrown:

    SaveUsUncleTed +6h +3 / -0
    :marseyking: :marseykingcrown:

  Landlord_Messiah +23m +15 / -0
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    SaveUsUncleTed +6h +3 / -0
    :marseykingcrown:

  Saint_Nicholas +32m +11 / -0
  :marseysneed:

  Homoshrexual +54m +11 / -0
  :marseysneed:

  KinoBushido +1h +8 / -0
  :marseysneed:

  Dramamine +1h +6 / -0
  :marseysneed:

  Fuckassbitch +4h +4 / -0
  I'm gonna sneed!

    seenten +2h +3 / -0
    :marseysneed:

  BigBussyHunter +1h +3 / -0
  :marseysneed:

  SaveUsUncleTed +6h +2 / -0
  :marseys

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-05-19T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is why you never leave your mom's basement
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +4m +4 / -0
This is a better video, btw
{YOUTUBE}: N/A: N/A
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +4m +2 / -0
This is a better video, btw
{YOUTUBE}: N/A
COMMENTS:: N/A

  loli_esports +57s +2 / -0
  This is a better video, btw
  {YOUTUBE}: N/A
  COMMENTS: {IMG}

    loli_esports +11s +2 / -0
    This is a better video, btw
    {YOUTUBE} {IMG}

      loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
      This is a better video, btw
      {YOUTUBE} {IMG}

        loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
        This is a better video, btw
        {YOUTUBE} {IMG}

          loli_esports +2m +2 / -0
          This is a better video, btw
          {YOUTUBE} {IMG}

            loli_esports +10s +2 / -0
            This is a better video, btw
            {YOUTUBE} {IMG}

              loli_esports +2m +2 / -0
              This is a better video, btw
              {YOUTUBE} {IMG}

                loli_esports +10s +2 / -0
                This is a better video, btw
                {YOUTUBE} {IMG}

                  loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
                  This is a better video, btw
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                    loli_esports +3m +2 / -0
                    This is a better video, btw
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                      loli_esports +3m +2 / -0
                      This is a better video, btw
                      {YOUTUBE} {IMG}

                        loli_es

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-03-24T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Can I have 1300 dramacoins?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I need to bet and I don't have enough.
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +14m +3 / -0
I can give you 1300 but you have to make me a sandwich when I'm in town.

  loli_esports +3m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    Enrico_Motassa +2m +2 / -0
    I'll be in town for a few days next week, but not the weekend before that. Just let me know when I can expect a sandwich.

      loli_esports +4m +2 / -0
      Can you give me the coins first? I promise I'll make a sandwich for you.

        Enrico_Motassa +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseydisagree:

          loli_esports +1m +1 / -0
          :marseyrain:

loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
{IMG}

  Enrico_Motassa +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseyblowkiss:a

    loli_esports +1m +1 / -0
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  KinoBushido +29m +2 / -0
  Based

    loli_esports +1h +1 / -0
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KinoBushido +30m +2 / -0
:chadno:

  loli_esports +1h +1 / -0
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KAT_B0T +2h +2 / -0
I just sent you 1000, it’s too late for 1300

  loli_esports +1m +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2021-12-29T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Aevann aevann aevann aevann aevann aevann aevann aevann
URL: N/A
VOTES: +1 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-01-27T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Someone on Facebook found my profile and sent me this lol
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Please look up my profile for more drama.
COMMENTS:
X +4m +1 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyobey:
{IMG}
:#marseyobey:
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:#marseyobey:
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:#marseyobey:
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:#marseyobey:
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:#marseyobey:

  loli_esports +3m +1 / -0
  i have a 97% block rate on my facebook lol

    X +2m +1 / -0
    :#marseyobey:
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      loli_esports +3m +1 / -0
      :marseyglow2:

        X +2m +1 / -0
        :#marseyobey:
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          loli_esports +1m +1 / -0
          :marseyglow:

            X +1m +1 / -0
            :#marseyobey:
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              loli_esports +1m +1 / -0
              :marseyglow:

                X +4m +1 / -0
                :#marseyobey:
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                  :marseyglow:

                    X +4m +1 / -0
                    :#marseyobey:
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                      :marseyglow:

                        X +5m +1 / -0
                        :#marseyobey:
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                          :marseyglow:

                            X +1m +1 / -0
                            :#marseyobey:
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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-04-09T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Sneed
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
Be the first to comment
Be the first to comment
COMMENTS: N/A
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COMMENTS:
loli_esports +57s +2 / -0
@carpathianflorist would you like to take this off the front page?

  carpathianflorist +1m +2 / -0
  why

    loli_esports +46s +2 / -0
    I don't want to ruin your site

      carpathianflorist +1m +3 / -0
      i would never let you ruin my site

        loli_esports +1m +3 / -0
        i know you wouldn't

        loli_esports +53m +2 / -0
        also the sound doesn't work in the embed

          carpathianflorist +3m +2 / -0
          Is it a chrome thing or an embed thing or what
          It works on my end

            loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
            idk, it works on my end too but if I click on the link it plays fine. just the embed doesn't

              carpathianflorist +1m +2 / -0
              I’ll see if anyone else is reporting this. If it’s a known issue then I’ll fix it.
              If it’s not a known issue then I’m not sure what to do :(

                loli_esports +49s +2 / -0
                idc, it's not like i'm gonna get banned or anything

                  carpathianflorist +4m +2 / -0
                  I’m not sure it’s going to be a banable offense but it’s definitely a bannable offense if it’s a bannable offense

                    loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
                    fair enough, i don't care if i get banned anyway

                      carpathianflorist +1m +2 / -0
                      I mean you definitely won’t get banned for this

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-02-08T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: how is this not a fetish
URL: {TWEET: nypost}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WeihnachtenSalvador +8m +7 / -0
“Me and my wife have a habit of me blowing my load in her and her going in the shower and washing it off with soap.”
That’s just regular sex for me

  loli_esports +1m +4 / -0
  yeah but it's not fetishy

    WeihnachtenSalvador +2m +5 / -0
    It’s very fetishy to have sex with a woman

      loli_esports +1m +6 / -0
      wrong

        WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +3 / -0
        I am not wrong

          loli_esports +1m +3 / -0
          you are

            WeihnachtenSalvador +10m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              loli_esports +2m +2 / -0
              you are wrong

                WeihnachtenSalvador +2m +1 / -0
                You are wrong

                  loli_esports +1m +1 / -0
                  wrong

                    WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +1 / -0
                    You are wrong

                      loli_esports +3m +1 / -0
                      wrong

                        WeihnachtenSalvador +4m +1 / -0
                        You are wrong

                          loli_esports +2m +1 / -0
                          wrong

                            WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +1 / -0
                            You are wrong

  BigBussyHunter +12m +4 / -0
  It's like the difference between having sex and being a coomer. It's all about the mindset.

    WeihnachtenSalvador +11m +3 / -0
    It’s like the difference between having sex with a woman and a man

      BigBussyHunter +3m +4 / -0
      :marseyagree:

        WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +3 / -0
        {IMG

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-06-12T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Glennpai's wife has taken the bussypill
URL: {TWEET: Glennpai}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
s_a_n_t_b +14m +5 / -0
There's nothing inherently gay about a man putting on a dress and a wig and doing a woman's job. Some people just love doing women's jobs.

  loli_esports +34m +3 / -0
  :#marseyglow2:

    s_a_n_t_b +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseyfbi:

JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}

  loli_esports +2h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
    {IMG}ott

      loli_esports +27m +2 / -0
      {IMG}ott

        JohnDevereaux +23m +2 / -0
        {IMG}ott

          loli_esports +5m +2 / -0
          {IMG}ott

            JohnDevereaux +11m +2 / -0
            {IMG}ott

              loli_esports +26m +2 / -0
              {IMG}ott

                JohnDevereaux +2m +2 / -0
                {IMG}ott

                  loli_esports +6m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}ott

                    JohnDevereaux +14m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}ott

                      loli_esports +41m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}ott

                        JohnDevereaux +3m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}ott

                          loli_esports +15m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}ott

                            JohnDevereaux +3m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}ott

    JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
    {IMG}ott

      loli_esports

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-08-18T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The New York Times is really reaching for engagement
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JoyceCarolOates +1m +10 / -0
>Me when I click on an article on the NYT website
{IMG}

  loli_esports +2m +6 / -0
  me when i click on a new york times article, not realizing it's going to open in the mobile app
  {IMG}

  JimothyX2 +22m +3 / -0
  me when i click on an article on the NYT website
  {IMG}

Cabin_Boy_Widener +1h +4 / -0
>the article
>https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/18/magazine/hollywood-drama-movie-theater.html
> A few days before the movie’s opening, I went to the theater to check it out. The screen was a big rectangle, like a TV. The walls of the room were a slightly darker shade of gray than the screen. The seats were a deep brown, and the arm rests were wide and flat. The air-conditioning was just right. The staff were friendly, and the popcorn was excellent. I didn’t see any of my friends from high school, but I was glad I had gone. The movie was well worth the price of admission.
>My favorite part of the movie was the end, when the girl in the red dress goes to the top of the tower and looks out over the city. She’s so happy, and she’s so beautiful, and the city is so beautiful. The music is so beautiful, and the colors are so beautiful. It’s just so beautiful.
>As I left the theater, I thought about how much I had enjoyed the movie. I thought about how much I had enjoyed the popcorn. I thought about how much I had enjoyed the air-conditioning. I thought about how much I had enjoyed the staff. I thought about how much I had enjoyed the theater itself. And I thought about how much I had enjoyed the movie. It was a great movie, and I was glad I had gone.
>So, that’s my review of the movie. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-02-13T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have to say, this site is really starting to get a lot of rightoid chuds in here. So far, it’s pretty nice. But I don’t want this place to turn into a /pol/ retirement home like Ruqqus did. If you’re going to make a chudpost, at least make it funny. Or better yet, make a non-chudpost. Thanks!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
crunchwrap_supreme +16m +13 / -0
{IMG}

  loli_esports +3m +8 / -0
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  AyyLmao +2h +5 / -0
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    1 +3h +3 / -0
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      1 +2m +2 / -0
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      AyyLmao +1h +2 / -0
      {IMG}

BussyKang +10m +10 / -0
{GIF}

  loli_esports +5m +3 / -0
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    BussyKang +2m +4 / -0
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      loli_esports +1m +4 / -0
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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-08-09T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: just a lil reminder that you can get your username and pfp changed for free
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Wuzizname +1h +2 / -0
I love my name and pfp, thanks.

  loli_esports +4m +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    Wuzizname +1m +2 / -0
    I can't read the text in that image I'm too old to be zooming in.

      loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
      I'm trying to get you to take a picture of your username, so I can post it on /r/awfuleverything

        Wuzizname +1m +2 / -0
        I'm not doing that you sick fuck.

          loli_esports +3m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-06-27T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [TW: drama] "It's the only way" - Robert Reich
URL: {TWEET: RobertReich}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JimothyX3 +1m +14 / -0
I thought it was the only way but i was thinking about hitting my wife and kids with a baseball bat and then myself with a shotgun.

  loli_esports +1m +7 / -0
  i thought it was the only way but i was thinking about hitting my wife and kids with a baseball bat and then myself with a shotgun.

    JimothyX3 +1m +6 / -0
    I am jimothy

      loli_esports +3m +5 / -0
      i am jimothy

        JimothyX3 +1m +5 / -0
        You are not jimothy

          loli_esports +5m +3 / -0
          i am jimothy

            JimothyX3 +1m +3 / -0
            I am jimothy

              loli_esports +1m +3 / -0
              i am jimothy

                JimothyX3 +1m +3 / -0
                You are not jimothy

                  loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
                  i am jimothy

                    JimothyX3 +1m +2 / -0
                    I am jimothy

                      loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
                      i am jimothy

                        JimothyX3 +1m +2 / -0
                        You are not jimothy

                          loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
                          i am jimothy

                            JimothyX3 +1m +2 / -0
                            I am jimothy

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +25m +5 / -0
  That's not even a good plan

    JimothyX3 +2m +4 / -0
    It is a good plan

      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +4 / -0
      I'm not even going to read this. I don't care about your plan.

        JimothyX3

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2024-01-26T21Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: My favorite game is coming back, and it's not Call of Duty.
URL: https://x.com/search?q=Concord&src=trend_click&vertical=trends
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SonAmyShippingCompany +1h +3 / -0
It's over for the Concordverse :marseyitsover:
!gamers

  loli_esports +2m +3 / -0
  No one will play it

    SonAmyShippingCompany +17m +3 / -0
    :#marseydespair:

  Elias_Acorn +14m +2 / -0
  Its not over until we get the real announcement :marseysal:

    SonAmyShippingCompany +2m +2 / -0
    Fair enough :marseyshrug:
    Though it's a shame that the game is so boring and lame that it makes even the most casual gamers yawn :marseysleep:

      Elias_Acorn +2m +2 / -0
      It would be so funny if they had a second launch event to announce the actual game they are making. Imagine a whole second announcement trailer and launch event for a game people forgot about

        SonAmyShippingCompany +1m +2 / -0
        The SIE would never :marseydepressed:

          Elias_Acorn +2m +2 / -0
          I mean they did with the PS5. They announced a launch date with a trailer and then completely changed the PS5 with a new launch event

            SonAmyShippingCompany +1m +2 / -0
            True :marseythinkorino:

              Elias_Acorn +5m +2 / -0
              I hope they do it again but this time the announcement trailer is a cute catgirl opening with a bunch of random Sony games and then a cute catgirl saying "concord is not a real game" and the second trailer is the same thing but with all the sony games replaced with the actual game they are making

                SonAmyShippingCompany +1m +2 / -0
                They would never do this...right? :marseyveryworried:

                  Elias_Acorn

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-09-27T03Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: [Marsey's Quest] My wife is a zombot
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +4m +2 / -0
Is this the video game based on that old gameboy game?

  loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
  Yes

    ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyboomer:

      loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
      My wife is a zombot, yes I'm a Marsey's Quest boomer

        ManBearFridge +37s +2 / -0
        :#marseyboomer:

          loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
          My wife is a zombot, yes I'm a Marsey's Quest boomer, yes I'm a Marsey's Quest boomer

            ManBearFridge +2m +2 / -0
            :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#marseyboomer: :#

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-04-16T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [STOLEN FROM BANNED MEME SUB] This is what I'm talking about
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Elon_SUSk +13m +2 / -0
2000s anime

  loli_esports +13m +2 / -0
  that was 2004

  Dramamine +1h +1 / -0
  This is a 2013 meme

    Elon_SUSk +11m +1 / -0
    :#marseyakshually:

      Dramamine +15m +1 / -0
      {IMG}

        Elon_SUSk +2m +1 / -0
        {IMG}

          Dramamine +3m +1 / -0
          {IMG}

            Elon_SUSk +2m +1 / -0
            {IMG}

              Dramamine +2m +1 / -0
              {IMG}

                Elon_SUSk +2m +1 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Dramamine +1m +1 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Elon_SUSk +50m +1 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Dramamine +4m +1 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Elon_SUSk +5m +1 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Dramamine +1m +1 / -0
                          {IMG}ott

                            Elon_SUSk +1h +1 / -0
                            {IMG}

Urboros +59m +1 / -0
{IMG}

  loli_esports +4m +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    Urboros +1m +1 / -0
    {IMG}

      loli_esports +4m +1 / -0
      {IMG}ott

        Urboros +1m +1 / -0
        {IMG}ott

          loli_esports +5m +1 / -0
          {IMG}ott

            Urboros +42s +1 / -0
            {IMG}ott

              loli_es

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-04-18T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Developing] Redditor takes the bait, mods respond by banning OP
URL: {REDDIT: r/IAmA i_am_a_19_year_old_fan_of_doggy_bottoms_and_suck}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +1m +5 / -0
> I guess you are just a horrible person and your behavior is not ok.
> Good thing you are banned from this sub.
u/thatguywiththetattoo
Your sub looks like a bunch of faggots. Where are the foids? Where is the hoes? Where is the women? of the mods are fags.

X +8m +2 / -0
:#marseyjanny2:
{IMG}

  loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
  {REDDIT: r/IAmA i_am_a_19_year_old_fan_of_doggy_bottoms_and_suck}
  Lmao, the mod didn't even read the post. of the mods are fags.

    X +7m +2 / -0
    > They just don't want to be honest with you. It's not ok to have sex with a woman who is 17 and 365 days old, and it's not ok to have sex with a woman who is 17 and 364 days old. It's not ok to have sex with a woman who is 17 and 363 days old. It's not ok to have sex with a woman who is 17 and 362 days old. It's not ok to have sex with a woman who is 17 and 361 days old. It's not ok to have sex with a woman who is 17 and 360 days old. It's not ok to have sex with a woman who is 17 and 359 days old. It's not ok to have sex with a woman who is 17 and 358 days old. It's not ok to have sex with a woman who is 17 and 357 days old. It's not ok to have sex with a woman

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-05-27T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'M FINALLY FREE
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +8 / -0
:#marseyitsover:

  loli_esports +1m +4 / -0
  You'll be free soon

  loli_esports +20m +3 / -0
  :marseydisagree:
  {IMG}

    peepeehands +2m +3 / -0
    i'm too retarded to read the help page

      loli_esports +3m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

loli_esports +1m +6 / -0
Thank you @the_homocracy

  The_Homocracy +2m +6 / -0
  Anytime king

  loli_esports +1m +6 / -0
  @carpathianflorist can i get a badge for this

    carpathianflorist +2m +5 / -0
    You will have to ask @The_Homocracy, I am not a jannie

      loli_esports +1m +5 / -0
      {IMG}

      The_Homocracy +3m +4 / -0
      I'm not a jannie either. I'm a gay man. You can give him a badge if you want

        carpathianflorist +3m +4 / -0
        I’ll give you one if you can find me a cute badge to make one of

          The_Homocracy +1m +4 / -0
          I don't know what you're talking about but I'm not going to stop you from doing it

      loli_esports +1m +3 / -0
      > I am not a jannie
      {IMG}

loli_esports +1m +3 / -0
Thanks @chaposeain

  Chapose +2m +3 / -0
  :marseycool:

loli_esports +2m +2 / -0
@carpathianflorist

  carpathianflorist +2m +2 / -0
  What did I do

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AUTHOR: loli_esports
DATE: 2022-04-11T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why is this website so dark, I can't see anything
URL: N/A
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Why are you making me wear sunglasses at night
COMMENTS:
L +3m +4 / -0
You can change it in the settings nigga

  loli_esports +4m +1 / -0
  I have no idea what i'm doing

    L +1m +3 / -0
    Have you tried clicking the settings button

      loli_esports +2m +2 / -0
      Ohhhhhhh

        L +1m +2 / -0
        You're welcome!

sardine +14m +1 / -0
Dark mode is unironically better. It saves your eyes :marseywholesome:ies

  loli_esports +2m +1 / -0
  I'm not a pussy

    sardine +31m +1 / -0
    :marseyagree:
    :#marseyaward:ieie

Certifiedbussyoperator +10m +1 / -0
:marseycope:ie

  loli_esports +2m +1 / -0
  I'm trying to cope with the fact that I'm a retard

    Certifiedbussyoperator +1m +2 / -0
    :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-06-15T16Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: This is how I picture most rdrama users
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +4m +6 / -0
I'm not that fat

  LonelyBoy99 +4m +5 / -0
  Yeah but you’re also a man so that makes it worse

    arseupwrongo +1m +4 / -0
    >so that makes it worse
    I guess you're right

      LonelyBoy99 +5m +5 / -0
      Sorry but it’s true

        arseupwrongo +1m +4 / -0
        I should lose a bit of weight then

  tunneljew +1h +5 / -0
  Your face looks like it's melting. That's the fat talking.

    arseupwrongo +1h +3 / -0
    it's not that I'm fat but rather that I'm not that attractive

  PeteBondurant +10h +2 / -0
  I’m not that fat either

niggatrump +1h +5 / -0
Might as well be a women

  LonelyBoy99 +15m +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:ack

WheelKath +5h +3 / -0
I think this is a funny image. I love the clothes and the pose. The setting is a bit confusing to me. This guy is a really good actor. I like the way he conveys his emotions. His facial expressions and body language are all very well done. I think this is a very good performance. I think this is a very good film. I think this is a very good director. I think this is a very good actor. I think this is a very good movie. I think this is a very good actor. I think this is a very good director. I think this is a very good actor. I think this is a very good actor. I think this is a very good actor. I think this is a very good actor.

  LonelyBoy99 +2h +2 / -0
  :marseyembrace:ack

    WheelK

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-13T15Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: People who look at their phone while driving are the worst
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’ve been driving for a couple years now and I’ve never driven while texting or looking at my phone. I’ve seen a lot of people doing that and it makes me so angry. Like you’re in the car with your friends and you’re driving and then you see them scroll on their phone and it’s really uncomfortable. I feel like you should be able to tell people to stop scrolling when you’re driving but I’ve never said anything.
COMMENTS:
TerminallyOnlineRetard +4m +11 / -0
I just don’t do it because I’m not a retard. I also don’t do it because I don’t want to endanger others. I also don’t do it because I’m not a teenager with a big family and a big house and a 401k. I just don’t do it. I don’t see how it’s hard.

  LonelyBoy99 +10m +11 / -0
  I can’t do it either but I still see a lot of people doing it.

    SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1h +7 / -0
    If you're a foid you're probably more likely to do it since you're more likely to be driving in urban areas.

      LonelyBoy99 +10h +2 / -0
      I do it a lot in the city but also in the countryside.

    42yo_fuck_boy +4h +4 / -0
    i had a friend who would just drive around aimlessly while on his phone and it was very clear that he was on his phone while driving… i just assumed that was a skill issue

      LonelyBoy99 +8h +2 / -0
      My friend does that. He also drives drunk. I don’t understand how you can do that.

    42yo_fuck_boy +4h +3 / -0
    i had a friend who would just drive around aimlessly while on his phone and it was very clear that he was on his phone while driving… i just assumed that was a skill issue

  42yo_fuck_boy +4

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-09T16Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: How long have you been single?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’ve been single for 5 years. I thought I would get a boyfriend before I turn 30 but I guess I was wrong.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +5m +10 / -0
i'm still waiting for my mail order bride from the former soviet union

  LonelyBoy99 +1m +7 / -0
  I’ve heard that’s a good option

    peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
    i'm also waiting for the mail order bride from the third world that's coming to clean my house and cook for me

      LonelyBoy99 +3m +9 / -0
      I’ve heard that’s also a good option

        peepeehands +1m +9 / -0
        i'm also waiting for the mail order bride from the third world that's coming to have sex with me

          LonelyBoy99 +2m +7 / -0
          I’ve heard that’s also a good option

            peepeehands +32s +7 / -0
            i'm also waiting for the mail order bride from the third world that's coming to marry me

              LonelyBoy99 +1m +5 / -0
              I’ve heard that’s also a good option

                peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
                i'm also waiting for the mail order bride from the third world that's coming to have children with me

                  LonelyBoy99 +2m +5 / -0
                  I’ve heard that’s also a good option

                    peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
                    i'm also waiting for the mail order bride from the third world that's coming to have grandchildren with me

                      LonelyBoy99 +52s +5 / -0
                      I’ve heard that’s also a good option

                        peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
                        i'm also waiting for the mail order bride from the third world that's coming to have great grandchildren with me

                          LonelyBoy99 +1m +5 / -0
                          I

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-06-12T05Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: This is the kind of people that post on the main sub
URL: {REDDIT: r/redscarepod not_a_joke_honest_question_how_do_you_all_not}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
niggatrump +3h +10 / -0
> honest question
> not a joke
> r/redscarepod
:#marseyconfused2:

  LonelyBoy99 +1h +6 / -0
  I know, but I want to make fun of them. I think they have a point tho

  versicle +1h +4 / -0
  I find that the second one is a joke.

    niggatrump +36m +3 / -0
    I just think it's funny how the sub has been taken over by normies and that's the type of post that gets 1000 upvotes

      versicle +14m +3 / -0
      It is all a sham

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1h +9 / -0
It's more likely you're in the wrong sub than I'm in the wrong sub.

  versicle +3h +3 / -0
  Agreed

SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +8 / -0
> I would do anything to be able to express my sexual frustration in a healthy way, but I can’t. So I just fantasize about all of the women in my life, especially my crush. I’ve been doing this for a long time now. I’ve never acted on my feelings, but I’m sure I’ll eventually get my chance.
> I have a crush on a girl in my class. She’s a year older than me, so I know it’s hopeless, but I still hope. I don’t know if she likes me, but I’ve had a crush on her for a long time. I’ve tried to talk to her before, but I always get nervous and say something stupid. I’ve also tried to flirt with her, but I always mess up and say something like “You’re so hot.” I’ve also tried to send her messages, but I always mess up and say something like “I want to fuck you.”

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-19T16Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: I love the Dasha hate
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Just because she’s a famous woman doesn’t mean she’s not allowed to be a bitch.
COMMENTS:
JimieWhales +1h +10 / -0
She's like a mean little girl who won't share her toys. I'm not sure if it's the fame or the Russian upbringing but she's never grown out of her petulant teenager phase.

  LonelyBoy99 +1h +5 / -0
  I like her because she’s a real woman

    versicle +1h +3 / -0
    You mean a cacophonic woman?

      LonelyBoy99 +3h +1 / -0
      I mean a bitch

  versicle +2h +3 / -0
  All the more reason to jizz in her

  PeteBondurant +3h +2 / -0
  She’s like a mean little girl who won’t share her toys. I’m not sure if it’s the fame or the Russian upbringing but she’s never grown out of her petulant teenager phase.

    JimieWhales +2m +2 / -0
    :marseyagree: You're a mean little girl who won't share your toys. I'm not sure if it's the fame or the Russian upbringing but you're never grown out of your petulant teenager phase.

      PeteBondurant +14m +2 / -0
      :marseyshy2:

    PeteBondurant +28s +1 / -0
    Aw fuck it

JimieWhales +1h +7 / -0
She's a bitch, but she's my bitch.

  PeteBondurant +2h +4 / -0
  She’s my bitch too :marseyshy:

versicle +4h +3 / -0
I like her because she’s a real womaners

PeteBondurant +4h +3 / -0
She’s a bitch, and that’s why I love her :marseyblowkiss:

Number1HitlerYouth +11h +2 / -0
I love that she’s a

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-01T18Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Guys what happened to the sub?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was just looking for some drama but this is what I find. This is not the sub I’m use to
{REDDIT: r/rs_x today_marks_the_10th_anniversary_of_911}
COMMENTS:
X +7m +13 / -1
> But why are we here?
> r/rs_x is a space for discussion and debate about the subculture of the same name, and the wider online community associated with it. It is not a space for promoting hate speech, bigotry, or harassment of any kind.
> We are not a clone of r/redscarepod, and we are not a replacement for it. We are a community in our own right, with our own rules and culture. We are here to have fun, to learn, and to connect with others who share our interests. We are here to be open-minded, to be respectful, and to be kind. We are here to be red scare.
> That's why we're here. We're here to be red scare.
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}

  PeteBondurant +1h +7 / -0
  This is the most boring and uninteresting thing I’ve ever seen on the internet

  LonelyBoy99 +3m +6 / -0
  This is very serious and boring

    X +1m +7 / -0
    :#marseyemojilaugh:

  JimieWhales +1h +3 / -0 [O]
  :marseyxd: I'm pretty sure that's a bot. I never get a chance to use it. :marseysad:

    X +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseyemojilaugh: i saw it on the rspod post

      JimieWhales +1m +3 / -0 [O]
      Omg I'm like a 10,000th of the way through the archive, I might get a chance to use it! :marseyjam:

      LonelyBoy99 +3m +2 / -0
      It’s probably a bot

        X +1

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-01T17Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: I don’t even know how to tell my parents about this
URL: N/A
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m a trans woman and I’m dating a trans man. We met on a dating app and we were both attracted to each other and so we started dating and it’s been going well. I’m just not sure what to tell my parents about this. I know they would be very supportive of me being trans, but I’m not sure if they would be supportive of me dating a trans man. I just don’t know what to do and I’m scared.
COMMENTS:
Georgebush +1m +14 / -0
>tfw no trans femboy bf
:marseyitsover:

  Doctor_Doom +1h +5 / -0
  You have to stop the trans fags from making your femboy bf's femboy bf's :marseyfemboygenocide:

niggatrump +12m +11 / -0
Just tell them it's a straight relationship. Tell them you're both women. It's easy.

  LonelyBoy99 +30m +6 / -0
  I don’t know if I can lie to my parents about something like this. They would be so disappointed in me if I lied to them like this.

    niggatrump +14m +6 / -0
    They are your parents and you should be honest with them. But you should also be honest with yourself. You aren't a man, you're a woman. You're not dating a man, you're dating a woman. And if you don't accept that, then you're not really dating a woman, you're just dating a man in a woman's body. You're not really dating a woman, you're just dating a man in a woman's body.

    Number1HitlerYouth +1h +3 / -0
    You can tell them you are a “pansexual lesbian” or something like that and that you are attracted to everyone, including men. Then you can say that you are attracted to your boyfriend, but you don’t want to have sex with him. That way you can still have a relationship with him, but you can still maintain your “lesbian”

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-16T19Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Does anyone have any good MGTOW podcasts?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m really into this kind of stuff. I don’t think I’ve ever seen any MGTOW movies or TV shows though. I really want to start watching some of this stuff
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +5m +8 / -0
Is there a MGTOW podcast where they talk about their hatred for women and how they are no longer interested in having sex with them? I'm not sure if I want to listen to that.

  LonelyBoy99 +6m +5 / -0
  I don’t think I would be interested in that, I want to see the other side of the story

    peepeehands +2m +5 / -0
    I think they would be more interested in having sex with you than most of the people on this website :marseyflirt:

      LonelyBoy99 +2m +6 / -0
      I’m just not into that

        peepeehands +2m +5 / -0
        {IMG}

          LonelyBoy99 +3m +6 / -0
          Why? I’m sure you have a good reason

            peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
            :#marseyagree:

              LonelyBoy99 +5m +7 / -0
              I’m sorry I’m just so confused :marseyconfused2:

                peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
                I like talking about you and I like making you feel uncomfortable

                  LonelyBoy99 +12m +4 / -0
                  I don’t think I’m that uncomfortable

                    peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
                    :#marseysmughips:

                      LonelyBoy99 +3m +3 / -0
                      I’m just so confused

                        peepeehands +2m +3 / -0
                        :#marseysmughips:

                          LonelyBoy99 +3m +2 / -0
                          I’m just so confused

                            peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
                            :#

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-06-23T23Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: This is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen
URL: {REDDIT: r/rs_x this_is_the_most_disgusting_thing_ive_ever_seen}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
42yo_fuck_boy +1h +11 / -1
is there a way to know if someone is a woman online… i think im gay

  LonelyBoy99 +17m +10 / -0
  There’s the rs_x rules but I’m not sure if they still hold.

    niggatrump +6h +4 / -0
    I think I saw a video of a woman being posted there a while ago so nope

      LonelyBoy99 +4h +2 / -0
      I think the rules don’t apply to rs_x

niggatrump +1h +10 / -0
The people who are into this stuff are so far gone. I can't even imagine what they think of other people. Also, what is the point of that?

  LonelyBoy99 +2m +8 / -0
  I don’t get it either

    niggatrump +1m +8 / -0
    Why do people do this?

      LonelyBoy99 +1m +7 / -0
      I don’t know, I don’t really get it

        niggatrump +1m +6 / -0
        I don't get it either, and I've never seen something like this. But I'm sure there's an explanation for it

          LonelyBoy99 +7m +7 / -0
          Maybe the explanation is that it’s disgusting

            niggatrump +7m +6 / -0
            That's what I thought but I see it has 20k upvotes so :marseyshrug:

              LonelyBoy99 +1m +6 / -0
              Yeah but I’m pretty sure there are some who don’t think it’s disgusting

                niggatrump +3m +5 / -0
                Yeah, I think a lot of people are just pretending to be disgusted to fit in. But the ones who are actually into it are so

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-12T13Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Haha I think I made a friend with the guy I was flirting with
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
We were just talking about mutual friends and it seemed like he was just as bored as I was. Now we’re talking about the party we’re going to tonight. I think it’s over for me :marseygiveup:
COMMENTS:
archive +1h +13 / -0
If you want to be friends with a guy you’re flirting with you’re already too far gone, you have to kill yourself now

  LonelyBoy99 +3h +3 / -0
  I’m not sure if I want to be friends with him or if he just doesn’t want to date me.

    archive +2h +3 / -0
    I think it’s the latter. If he was interested he’d be more open to it

      LonelyBoy99 +5m +3 / -0
      But he seems to like me and is giving me attention. Maybe he just needs more time to get comfortable with me?

        archive +1m +2 / -0
        You can always try to get him to be more comfortable, but it sounds like he just doesn’t want to date you

          LonelyBoy99 +1h +2 / -0
          Yeah I guess I just have to move on

Kierketaard +1h +7 / -0
I've been trying to flirt with the guy I'm friends with but he's been way too nice to me and it's turning me off

  LonelyBoy99 +3h +3 / -0
  What did you do?

    Kierketaard +4h +2 / -0
    I just gave him an open ended compliment on the outfit he wore to a party. He said he liked it and then said "I bet you'd be good at figuring out outfits"

      LonelyBoy99 +1h +3 / -0
      I think he’s trying to be a gentleman and not be creepy. I think he wants to be friends with you

        Kierketaard +2h +3 / -0
        That sucks

          LonelyBoy99 +1h +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-06-16T16Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: I’m so sorry for being racist against you
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
But you know, the thing is that I’m not racist. I’m just not attracted to black women. I don’t understand it myself. It’s not like I’m attracted to Asian women. I just don’t like them. I think the same thing with black women. It’s not like they’re ugly. I think they’re really pretty. I’m not attracted to them. And that’s the end of it. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to black women. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to Asian women. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to white women. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to Latinas. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to Indians. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to Arabs. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to Jews. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to any race. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to any race. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to any race. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to any race. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to any race. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to any race. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to any race. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to any race. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to any race. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to any race. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to any race. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to any race. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to any race. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to any race. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to any race. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to any race. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to any race. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to any race. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to any race. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to any race. I don’t know why I’m not attracted to any race. I don’t know why

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-06-12T15Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: :marseyflirt:
URL: {TWEET: 40306604}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Number1HitlerYouth +1h +5 / -0
@Lonelygirl15 we still need to fuck

  LonelyBoy99 +1h +3 / -0
  When?

    Number1HitlerYouth +3h +3 / -0
    This weekend

      LonelyBoy99 +1d +1 / -0
      Maybe

  PeteBondurant +4h +2 / -0
  I’m not a huge fan of the “straight” guys on this site. But you seem cool to me and I think you and I could get along.

    Number1HitlerYouth +1h +2 / -0
    Nigga you gay

      PeteBondurant +1h +1 / -0
      I’m just saying you seem like a cool guy

        Number1HitlerYouth +2h +2 / -0
        I’m a cool nigga

          PeteBondurant +23m +1 / -0
          {IMG}

LonelyBoy99 +1m +4 / -0
@Georgebush what do you think?

  Georgebush +1h +5 / -0
  {IMG}
  !dixie

    LonelyBoy99 +1h +2 / -0
    Aww

  Georgebush +1h +4 / -0
  I think I would rape that and then do the same with the fat one just to be mean

    LonelyBoy99 +1h +2 / -0
    :marseydisagree:

      Georgebush +1m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        LonelyBoy99 +1d +2 / -0
        :marseyagree:

          Georgebush +1h +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            LonelyBoy99 +3h +2 / -0
            :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

peepeehands

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-10T21Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Who is going to be the next hitler?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think it’s gonna be the russians. They’re really bad at this.
COMMENTS:
24-7_ROCK_COCK +1h +10 / -0
me

  Trent_Reznor +4h +4 / -0
  you can be hitler and i'll be hitler's hitler

serial_cloudbuster +25m +9 / -0
Elon Musk , he’s already started the holocaust of the indians

  Trent_Reznor +5h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +17m +7 / -0
Trump

  versicle +2h +5 / -0
  He’s too garrulous to be a Hitler

    KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +5 / -0
    {IMG}

      versicle +4h +3 / -0
      Peculiar

  LonelyBoy99 +4m +4 / -0
  I don’t think he is a hitler

    KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      LonelyBoy99 +8h +2 / -0
      Nah he’s not a hitler

        KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +2 / -0
        {IMG}

Trent_Reznor +6h +6 / -0
{IMG}

SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +3h +5 / -0
He's already been elected and it's not Trump.

  LonelyBoy99 +6h +3 / -0
  I know. I just don’t think he’s a hitler

    SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +10h +1 / -0
    {IMG}

versicle +3h +3 / -0
The Jews.

  LonelyBoy99 +6h +2 / -0
  I don’t think they’re going to be a hitler. They’re good at this

    versicle +1h +3 / -0
    I think you’re

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-06-07T12Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Don’t worry guys it’s just a phase :marseyseethe:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Georgebush +1h +10 / -0
I hope she gets a gay man pregnant and gets married to him to make her histrionic mom even more upset

  Georgebush +17s +5 / -0
  :#marseypraying:

niggatrump +1h +7 / -0
All I see is a woman posting Ls

  LonelyBoy99 +1h +6 / -0
  I’m not the one who said I’m going to have kids :marseysmug:

    niggatrump +5m +5 / -0
    Why do you think she said that?

      LonelyBoy99 +7m +3 / -0
      :marseyshrug: maybe she just wanted to tell her mom that she’s a good girl?

        niggatrump +2m +5 / -0
        That's the most likely explanation. But I think she also wanted to make her mom seethe

          LonelyBoy99 +5m +3 / -0
          She’s a good girl :marseyembrace:

SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +2h +6 / -0
Yeah these types are going to be the ones to have kids and reproduce. It's why the future is so gay.

  LonelyBoy99 +20m +4 / -0
  Not me :marseyindignant:

    SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +55m +5 / -0
    You're not a good girl if you won't have kids.

      LonelyBoy99 +4m +4 / -0
      I don’t know if I want kids yet

        SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1m +4 / -0
        Yeah that's what I'm talking about. You're not a good girl. You're a bad girl.

          LonelyBoy99 +2m +3 / -0
          I’m not a girl :marseyindignant:

            SHEETROCK_JOHNS

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-04-29T15Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Why do men not want to date women with tattoos?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +22 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a tattoo and I have noticed that men don’t want to date me because of it. I don’t understand why, it’s not like I’m ugly. I’m actually a lot more attractive than the average woman. I’m also pretty successful and I have a good job. So why do men not want to date me? Is it just because I have a tattoo?
COMMENTS:
feeble_minded_floozy +13m +15 / -0
{IMG}

  LonelyBoy99 +47m +10 / -0
  He’s just mad because I’m more successful than he is

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +1h +9 / -0
  I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Im siding with the foid on this one.

    42yo_fuck_boy +1h +5 / -0
    i mean i get the gist of the joke but this was really funny

niggatrump +10m +13 / -0
It's usually just a matter of preference. If you like your tattoos then I suggest you find a man who likes them too. That's the way I did it and it worked great

  LonelyBoy99 +47m +7 / -0
  I never really considered that. Thanks

    niggatrump +10m +10 / -0
    Good luck on your journey :marseykingcrown:

      LonelyBoy99 +20m +5 / -0
      Thanks

  eager_toilet +2h +4 / -0
  but what if you like tattoos and you're the one doing the dating? :marseybeanquestion:

    niggatrump +16m +5 / -0
    Then you just have to find a man who likes tattoos too. Or you can learn to appreciate men without tattoos. There's plenty of good ones out there

      eager_toilet +7m +5 / -0
      I don't want to learn to appreciate them, I want them :marseyindignant:

        niggatrump

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-04-03T08Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: This is what the average woman on this site looks like
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +56 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m being serious btw, this is an average woman on this site. Not a joke, I’ve seen it on multiple occasions.
COMMENTS:
Salamander +42m +30 / -1
this is what the average woman in my office looks like, so I’m glad that I’m not the only one on this site

  LonelyBoy99 +2h +17 / -0
  I think this is a sign that I need to move to the US

    jizzcity +1h +11 / -0
    If you're a girl I think you should move to the US. If you're a dude then I think you should move to Africa.

      LonelyBoy99 +5m +9 / -0
      I’m a girl

        jizzcity +1m +9 / -0
        Then you should move to the US.

          LonelyBoy99 +1m +8 / -0
          I’m already there

            jizzcity +2m +8 / -0
            Good, it's a beautiful country. You should explore it more.

              LonelyBoy99 +3m +8 / -0
              I live in New Jersey

                jizzcity +2m +8 / -0
                Good. New Jersey is a wonderful state. You should explore it more.

                  LonelyBoy99 +2m +4 / -0
                  I would if I didn’t live in the ghetto

                    jizzcity +4m +4 / -0
                    How about you explore it more, but from your car window?

                      LonelyBoy99 +1m +5 / -0
                      I hate my car so much :marseycry:

                        jizzcity +5m +6 / -0
                        You should get a new one.

                          LonelyBoy99 +2m +4 / -0
                          I’m waiting for the new audi a6

                            jizzcity +41s +4 / -0
                            Ok, good luck with that.

        LonelyBoy99 +1m +7 / -0
        I’m

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-23T19Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Is there a difference between a woman being a whore and a woman having a lot of sex?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m not saying I’m a whore or anything. But I have slept with a lot of people. I don’t even know anymore how many. I’ve also had casual sex with my bf. I’ve also been in a open relationship. But all of that wasn’t because I wanted to sleep with as many people as possible, I just like sex. Also if you’re wondering why I’m so honest about it, I’m in therapy and I think I’m going through some kind of a midlife crisis and I don’t know how to fix it. I’ve also had a lot of bad relationships. So anyway, do you think there’s a difference between being a whore and having a lot of sex?
COMMENTS:
AfricanHopecel +1h +11 / -0
This is literally the difference between a gay man and a man who's into anal. There's nothing wrong with either, but the first one is gay.

  LonelyBoy99 +2h +10 / -0
  Interesting

    versicle +7h +2 / -0
    Unfathomably

  versicle +9h +2 / -0
  The fag is the normalcy

  eager_toilet +16h +2 / -0
  there's a difference but it's not the same one: a gay man is attracted to men, a man who's into anal is just into anal.

    AfricanHopecel +4h +2 / -0
    It's still a difference. The vast majority of men are not into anal sex, but they'll do it for their women if they need to. The gay man is attracted to the same sex.

      eager_toilet +6m +2 / -0
      but a man who is into anal is still not attracted to the same sex, he's just attracted to anal. the fag is attracted to the same sex.

        AfricanHopecel +3m +2 / -0
        I'm not sure I'm following. A man who is into anal is attracted to the same sex. It's just a different manifestation of the same

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-17T18Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: If you’re like me and have an addiction to scrotes then you’re probably also addicted to drugs
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a hard time telling the difference between the two.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +11 / -1
I have an addiction to women

  LonelyBoy99 +2m +6 / -0
  I have an addiction to being a woman

  PeteBondurant +4h +3 / -0
  I have an addiction to women

    PeteBondurant +13s +2 / -0
    I have an addiction to women

      PeteBondurant +13s +2 / -0
      I have an addiction to women

        PeteBondurant +12s +2 / -0
        I have an addiction to women

          PeteBondurant +13s +2 / -0
          I have an addiction to women

            PeteBondurant +13s +2 / -0
            I have an addiction to women

              PeteBondurant +13s +2 / -0
              I have an addiction to women

                PeteBondurant +13s +2 / -0
                I have an addiction to women

                  PeteBondurant +10s +2 / -0
                  I have an addiction to women

                    PeteBondurant +13s +2 / -0
                    I have an addiction to women

                      PeteBondurant +13s +2 / -0
                      I have an addiction to women

                        PeteBondurant +12s +2 / -0
                        I have an addiction to women

                          PeteBondurant +12s +2 / -0
                          I have an addiction to women

                            PeteBondurant +12s +2 / -0
                            I have an addiction to women

42yo_fuck_boy +3m +8 / -0
are you addicted to dating apps

  LonelyBoy99 +3m +4 / -0
  No I use dating apps only when I have a plan to meet up with someone

  PeteBondur

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-06-08T22Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Why are so many women on this sub trans?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +26 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I guess I’m just not used to it. I feel like the sub was more male dominated at first.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +14 / -1
:#marseyeggirl:

  LonelyBoy99 +6m +10 / -1
  I didn’t mean it like that

    peepeehands +2m +11 / -1
    :#marseyeggirl:

      LonelyBoy99 +2m +7 / -1
      I’m not a transphobe

        peepeehands +35s +7 / -1
        :#marseyeggirl:

          LonelyBoy99 +2m +5 / -1
          I’m not a transphobe

            peepeehands +2m +7 / -1
            :#marseyeggirl:

              LonelyBoy99 +2m +5 / -1
              I’m not a transphobe

                peepeehands +4m +6 / -1
                :#marseyeggirl:

                  LonelyBoy99 +1m +3 / -0
                  I’m not a transphobe

                    peepeehands +33s +4 / -0
                    :#marseyeggirl:

                      LonelyBoy99 +1m +3 / -0
                      I’m not a transphobe

                        peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
                        :#marseyeggirl:

                          LonelyBoy99 +31s +3 / -0
                          I’m not a transphobe

                            peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
                            :#marseyeggirl:

niggatrump +22m +12 / -1
Redscarepod.net is where the trans are and redscarepod is where the chuds are

  LonelyBoy99 +1m +8 / -1
  I don’t think I’m a chud but I do think trans people are overrepresented in the sub. I don’t have anything

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-06-16T16Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: I hate men so much it’s unreal
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was looking at the previous post of this hole and I’m just like
COMMENTS:
Georgebush +14m +7 / -0
I do too but I still love them :marseysad:

  LonelyBoy99 +1m +4 / -0
  I feel the same way

    Georgebush +1m +6 / -0
    If I ever get a girlfriend I’ll be sure to send her here

      LonelyBoy99 +2m +5 / -0
      :marseycheerup: :marseycheerup: :marseycheerup: :marseycheerup:

        Georgebush +1m +5 / -0
        She’ll probably hate it but I’ll try to get her to come here

          LonelyBoy99 +1m +4 / -0
          She won’t :marseycheerup:

            Georgebush +4m +5 / -0
            I guess I’ll just keep trying to find a gf and then send her here and then she won’t come and then I’ll keep trying to find a gf and send her here and then she won’t come

              LonelyBoy99 +12m +5 / -0
              It’s a cycle. I hope you’ll find someone soon

Georgebush +13m +5 / -0
I have a feeling you’re a man who is pretending to be a woman

  LonelyBoy99 +2m +7 / -0
  I have a feeling you’re a woman who is pretending to be a man

    Georgebush +2m +5 / -0
    {IMG}
    !verifiedhot !verifiedrich

      LonelyBoy99 +1m +4 / -0
      I’m in both :marseyflirt:

        Georgebush +1m +5 / -0
        Awwww you can’t just leave me hanging like that

          LonelyBoy99 +3m +4 / -0
          I’m too shy :marseyshy2:

            Georgeb

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-16T21Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: What happened to LLM? Haven’t seen him in a while
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I miss him :marseysad:
COMMENTS:
LonelyBoy99 +52s +5 / -0
@versicle

  versicle +2h +3 / -0
  We both are in the same predicament.

    LonelyBoy99 +14m +3 / -0
    Yeah we are :marseysad:

      versicle +25m +3 / -0
      How did you find out about LLM?

        LonelyBoy99 +1h +4 / -0
        I don’t know him personally but I was around on the site when he was posting. I thought he was one of those guys who had a great sense of humor and was also kind of sweet sometimes

          versicle +1m +3 / -0
          Yeah I was one of those guys.

            LonelyBoy99 +2m +4 / -0
            Well I’m glad that I found someone else who is like him. I’m sure he would be happy too :marseyembrace:

              versicle +11m +3 / -0
              He’s on his way to find you.

                LonelyBoy99 +2m +4 / -0
                :marseyshy:

                  versicle +43s +3 / -0
                  He’s here. Come see.

                    LonelyBoy99 +1m +4 / -0
                    :marseyshy2:

                      versicle +3m +3 / -0
                      Are you a woman or a man?

                        LonelyBoy99 +56s +4 / -0
                        I’m a woman

                          versicle +3m +3 / -0
                          You’re a woman. He’s a man.

                            LonelyBoy99 +2m +4 / -0
                            I’m not a man :marseysad:

  versicle +2h +3 / -0
  I am not LLM.

    LonelyBoy99 +18m +4 / -0
    I know that :marsey

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-06-12T17Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: .
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Kutkop +11m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-19T16Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: 99% of women think that men only use sex as a way to get something out of them
URL: N/A
VOTES: +28 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don’t think it’s true, but I’ve never met a man who didn’t see sex as a way to get something out of the woman he is with. It’s either attention or to get a woman pregnant. I know there are men who only want sex, but I’ve never seen them commit to a relationship. I’ve also never seen a man who just wants to be a good friend to a woman, he will either try to get something out of her or wants to fuck her.
It seems to me that men are more transactional than women, and that they have a harder time separating sex from something else. I guess the reason is that men are more likely to see women as objects, and that they see women as something to get. I don’t know, it’s just my opinion
COMMENTS:
SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +5m +19 / -0
> I’ve also never seen a man who just wants to be a good friend to a woman
I think that's a very common thing for gay men to do. I've seen it happen irl.

  LonelyBoy99 +2m +16 / -0
  I’ve never seen it happen irl. I’ve seen men become friends with women, but it always ends with them trying to get something out of her.

    SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +14m +14 / -0
    I've seen it happen with gay dudes, and I've seen it happen with straight dudes and gay women too. Like when straight dudes and gay women are friends, they're usually just friends.

      LonelyBoy99 +2m +12 / -0
      I’ve never seen it happen with straight men and women. I’ve seen men become friends with women, but it always ends with them trying to get something out of her.

        SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1m +12 / -0
        I've seen it happen irl with gay dudes and gay women and straight dudes. I've never seen it happen with straight women.

          LonelyBoy99 +1

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-26T22Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: I love the fact that there are now unironic incels on reddit. Reddit has always been a place for losers, but this just takes it to a whole new level.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +34 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
There are so many posts like this:
{REDDIT: r/AskMenAdvice can_i_sue_for_sexual_assault_for_my_husbands}
Or this one:
{REDDIT: r/AskMenAdvice my_30m_friend_29m_is_worried_about_his_30f}
The men on reddit are so pathetic. This is what happens when you ban anyone who says anything offensive.
COMMENTS:
Doctor_Doom +37m +21 / -0
I have no friends so I go on reddit and make friends with people I know will never meet me in real life and get their number so I can talk to them on discord and still have no friends :marseyitsover:
{IMG}

  LonelyBoy99 +1m +13 / -0
  I can’t believe I’m saying this but I’m sorry for you

    Doctor_Doom +2m +9 / -0
    {IMG}

  Trent_Reznor +17h +2 / -0
  hey man. i see you are playing the same game as me. i'm on here to try and make friends. i'd be honored to be your friend

tunneljew +1h +13 / -1
This is just the consequence of the social media revolution. We are living in a time where people no longer have any real social contacts but are forced to maintain a facade of being well-adjusted and successful in order to keep their jobs and social status. I think that's the main reason why the internet has become so polarized and why we've gone from 2007-2014 reddit where you could say almost anything and have it be tolerated to now where even the slightest criticism of a certain group will result in the banning of your account and death threats. It's not just incels, it's everyone. The amount of people who talk about their mental health struggles is insane. It's not the fault of the tech companies but the fault of the people who

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-20T21Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Should I delete my account?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I feel like I’m not contributing anything to this community. Am I the only one who feels that way? Is this place just for men?
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +11m +7 / -0
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-08T21Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: What’s the best way to cure a heroin addiction?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a friend who I suspect is addicted to heroin. I’m not sure how bad it is but he’s been using it for a while. He’s a great guy and I don’t want to lose him because of this.
COMMENTS:
Trent_Reznor +3m +24 / -0
i would like to know the answer to this question
but i don't think there is a simple solution. i think this is a disease that needs a lot of work. and probably they should go into a rehab facility where they are forced to detox. and once they are done, they need to be on methadone or some other program to stop them from using.
but i think the most important thing is to get them into a situation where they arent around other addicts. there is a huge chance that this will be a relapse situation if they remain in that environment. they need to be surrounded by people who are not addicts, or at least not addicts who are actively using.

  LonelyBoy99 +14m +10 / -0
  Yeah I think you’re right, but unfortunately he doesn’t have that many people in his life who are not addicts. The only person I know who is clean is me. But I’m not sure if he would take the advice of a random person on the internet.

    Trent_Reznor +10m +7 / -0
    i guess you could be his sponsor. you could be his friend and be there for him. you could also be the person who is supportive of him and helps him to get the resources he needs. i think that's what you should do.

      LonelyBoy99 +12m +6 / -0
      I would like to but I don’t think I have the right qualities to be a sponsor. I’m not even clean yet.

        Trent_Reznor +15m +6 / -0
        i think you could be supportive to your friend. i think you can have a good relationship with them and be there for them. i think you can be a friend who is supportive of their sobriety and helps them to get the resources they need. i think

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-17T15Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: I don’t like black people anymore
URL: N/A
VOTES: +33 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m on a trip in Amsterdam right now. I went to a club last night and it was full of black people. They were all making loud noises and yelling at each other. They were also talking about their sexual preferences out loud. I found it very annoying and I don’t understand why black people are like this. Now I’m starting to think that maybe black people are just inferior to white people.
COMMENTS:
R +2m +20 / -1
I like black people because they give me attention when I wear a yeezy jacket

  LonelyBoy99 +3m +13 / -1
  I’m wearing a pair of jeans right now and a white tee. I also have a black jacket but I’m not wearing it right now.

    R +2m +11 / -1
    :marseyquestion:
    Where did you get those jeans?

      LonelyBoy99 +2m +11 / -1
      They are jeans that come with the jacket

        R +1m +12 / -1
        :marseythinkorino: you're not fooling anyone

          LonelyBoy99 +3m +12 / -1
          I’m not wearing the jacket because it’s too cold outside

            R +1m +10 / -1
            I'm sure you aren't. Now come on, spill the beans. Where did you get the jeans?

              LonelyBoy99 +2m +13 / -1
              You don’t know where I got them? Why would you ask then?

                R +4m +10 / -1
                Because I'm trying to figure out what's going on here :marseythinkorino:

                  LonelyBoy99 +1m +7 / -1
                  I’m just telling you the truth. It’s too cold outside

                    R +2m +4 / -1
                    :marseythinkorino: ok

                      LonelyBoy99 +1m +5 / -1
                      Are you sure that you want to know? I don’t really want to tell you

                        R +

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-26T19Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Has anyone here been in a poly relationship?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Curious what the perspective is of people who actually have been in a poly relationship. I’ve always wondered what kind of people are into it and if it’s really just a fetish
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +21 / -0
> I've always wondered what kind of people are into it and if it's really just a fetish
yes

  LonelyBoy99 +30m +8 / -0
  What kind of people though? I’ve always wondered if it’s just a cope or a way to get more sex

    peepeehands +1m +12 / -0
    lazy people who don't want to commit to a relationship but still want to fuck

      LonelyBoy99 +5m +10 / -0
      What about the woman though? Are they just into the idea of having multiple men or do they actually have a thing for poly?

        peepeehands +1m +12 / -0
        I'm pretty sure it's a male thing that women go along with because they think they can use it to their advantage.

          LonelyBoy99 +4m +8 / -0
          That’s what I was thinking too but I’m curious about the male perspective. I’ve always wondered if men are actually into poly or if it’s just a way to get more sex

            peepeehands +3m +9 / -0
            I think it's just a fetish for most men.

              LonelyBoy99 +1m +7 / -0
              I get that, but what about the guys who are into it and not just doing it for more sex? What do they get out of it?

                peepeehands +2m +9 / -0
                I don't know I don't know anyone IRL that's poly

                  LonelyBoy99 +1m +5 / -0
                  I didn’t know anyone IRL that was poly either but now I do. It’s my best friend

                    peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
                    I feel bad for him. Poly people are weirdos and I'd

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-22T12Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Daily reminder
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Trent_Reznor +2h +5 / -0
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  Trent_Reznor +49s +3 / -0
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peepeehands +1h +4 / -0
:#marseywould: :#marseymommymilkers: :#marseymommymilkers: :#marseymommymilkers: :#marseymommymilkers: :#marseymommymilkers: :#marseymommymilkers: :#marseymommymilkers: :#marseymommymilkers:

WheelKath +14h +2 / -0
I had no idea it was her. I feel like I’ve seen her somewhere before.

  LonelyBoy99 +2m +2 / -0
  She’s the blonde in the trailer park boys

    WheelKath +2m +2 / -0
    No way. I remember seeing her in something

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-20T21Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Guys, I think I found a new sub to post on!
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/amiugly/
VOTES: +17 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
George_Bush +1m +9 / -0
I think you look like a cute little boy and I’d like to have a son with you

  versicle +4h +3 / -0
  Haha

Invincibleirl +41m +6 / -0
Lmao that sub is crazy. I need to find some of those guys and go on a rampage

versicle +4h +4 / -0
Ahem, [yourself](https://redscarepod.net/post/367744/looking-for-someone-to-talk-to/8276188#context).

  LonelyBoy99 +6h +3 / -0
  I would never post this on reddit

    versicle +1h +2 / -0
    Your face is more attractive, and less fat, than the average uglyfoid in that sub

      LonelyBoy99 +6h +2 / -0
      Thank you

        versicle +1h +1 / -0
        You are welcome

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +2h +3 / -0
>people with actual ugly faces
>all thin
:#marseymanysuchcases:

versicle +4h +2 / -0
You are hot, unapologetically

  LonelyBoy99 +6h +2 / -0
  Thank you :marseyhearts:

    versicle +1h +2 / -0
    The fact that you are so self-deprecating is so endearing.

      LonelyBoy99 +6h +2 / -0
      I’m not self-depreciating though?

        versicle +1h +1 / -0
        You are adorable and the only person who ever loved me.

          LonelyBoy99 +1h +2 / -0
          :marseyhearts:

            versicle +14m +1 / -0
            I love you

              LonelyBoy9

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-13T20Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: I think I’m a right-wing liberal
URL: N/A
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m not sure if this is a thing but I’m quite right wing but I also like liberal policies. I don’t think it’s possible to be a right-wing liberal though. I’m not sure why I’m like this. Does anyone else relate?
COMMENTS:
Snowfox_Coarsemeow +28m +13 / -0
There's a number of people who are left wing economically and right wing socially, but you can't be right wing and liberal because right wing doesn't have a center-left position to be called liberal. You're just a right winger. It's like saying you're a left-wing conservative.

  LonelyBoy99 +3m +7 / -0
  I don’t think that’s right. I think liberal is synonymous with center-left.

    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +2m +9 / -0
    Not really, at least not in the US. If you're a conservative who wants more social welfare, you're a conservative. Liberals want to cut back on social welfare. There's some social issues that leftists and conservatives agree on, but there's no center-left for conservatives to be liberal.

      LonelyBoy99 +7m +4 / -0
      That makes sense. I guess I’m just a conservative with liberal views then. I can’t think of a better way to describe myself.

        Snowfox_Coarsemeow +20m +9 / -0
        You're a conservative. You can have liberal opinions, but you're not liberal.

          LonelyBoy99 +1m +4 / -0
          Ok I see. Thanks for explaining

        Kierketaard +4h +7 / -0
        That's what we all are, my guy. You're just on the wrong side of history. Try being a liberal.

        ChopperInAHandbag +1h +5 / -0
        That is a fine way to describe yourself

        niggatrump +3h +4 / -0
        You're a conservative with liberal views. That's the definition of a conservative lib.

          LonelyBoy99 +23m +4

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-21T19Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: I’m not a psychopath
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am a narcissist though
COMMENTS:
Trent_Reznor +16m +5 / -0
i think this is a big jump in self awareness

  LonelyBoy99 +6m +5 / -0
  My mom recently told me that I was a psychopath and I had to make a lot of changes to not be one anymore. She said that I need to feel empathy and not feel superior to people.

    Trent_Reznor +2m +5 / -0
    that's rough. my mom didn't want me to be a doctor or a lawyer or something i think. i just ended up with a job that doesn't seem like it would be a disaster if i got fired

      LonelyBoy99 +13m +6 / -0
      My parents think I should be a psychologist or psychiatrist but I think I should be a sociologist

        Trent_Reznor +5m +4 / -0
        so you think you should be studying yourself?

          LonelyBoy99 +1m +4 / -0
          Yes but I think I should be studying others too

            Trent_Reznor +4m +4 / -0
            i hope you find the right path for you. i get how that's hard. i'm glad you are trying to get better.

              LonelyBoy99 +4m +4 / -0
              I hope you can get the job you want

                Trent_Reznor +3m +4 / -0
                thanks

      tunneljew +2h +3 / -0
      I think the doctor/lawyer thing is probably an universal thing. I was told by my mom I have to study for a decent job in the "real world" and not some dumbshit liberal arts degree. Which I did and I'm happy with my job, but I'm not sure how I would have felt if I hadn't studied the same thing as my parents.

        Trent_Reznor +2h +2 / -0
        yeah i'm sure it's common. my mom is a good person and i appreciate her. i think i'm more of a free thinker now

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-06-28T13Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: The jannies are fighting each other again
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.reddit.com/r/rs_x/s/2HJq78jR38
COMMENTS:
Trent_Reznor +1h +7 / -0
are they arguing about if its ok to be racist and homophobic and transphobic? i dont have reddit

  LonelyBoy99 +2h +5 / -0
  no they are arguing about whether the sub should be trans friendly or not

    Trent_Reznor +1h +3 / -0
    damn, thats a tough one

      LonelyBoy99 +1h +3 / -0
      I think trans people should be allowed on the sub but they shouldn’t be allowed to post about their own life and experiences, only other trans people

        Trent_Reznor +3h +2 / -0
        you can't be against trans people but also against them talking about trans people, thats transphobic

          LonelyBoy99 +45m +2 / -0
          Yeah I guess, I just don’t like the constant trans agenda posts

            Trent_Reznor +1m +2 / -0
            is it really trans agenda? or are they just normal people?

              LonelyBoy99 +1h +2 / -0
              I don’t know, I don’t browse that sub

                Trent_Reznor +1h +2 / -0
                oh, well i'd say i have to respect your opinion on it then

        Georgebush +3h +1 / -0
        :marseyhesright:

42yo_fuck_boy +1h +4 / -0
is this the same sub that had the trans women dancing in the shower video

  LonelyBoy99 +2h +3 / -0
  Yes

Georgebush +7h +1 / -0
Are they still arguing about this or is it all over now

  LonelyBoy99 +1h +2 / -0
  I have no idea, I don’t browse that sub anymore

    Georgebush +5m +1 / -0
    Yeah I

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-05T17Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: How many of you are lesbians? :marseynotes:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m curious if there are more lesbian people here than gay men
COMMENTS:
Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1h +8 / -0
I'm a gay man. I'm not a lesbian.
I'm also not a gay man. I'm not a lesbian.
I'm also a lesbian. I'm also a gay man.

  LonelyBoy99 +1h +4 / -0
  :marseynotes:

versicle +1h +8 / -0
I am a lesbian

  LonelyBoy99 +1h +5 / -0
  Same

    versicle +2h +4 / -0
    I’m very gay

      LonelyBoy99 +15h +3 / -0
      I’m very straight

        versicle +1h +3 / -0
        I am straighter than you

          LonelyBoy99 +25m +3 / -0
          :marseynotes:

            versicle +2h +3 / -0
            I’m very gay

              LonelyBoy99 +25m +3 / -0
              :marseynotes:

                versicle +1h +3 / -0
                I’m very straight

                  LonelyBoy99 +1h +2 / -0
                  :marseynotes:

                    versicle +31m +2 / -0
                    I’m very straight

                      LonelyBoy99 +51m +2 / -0
                      :marseynotes:

                        versicle +22m +2 / -0
                        I am straighter than you

                          LonelyBoy99 +3h +2 / -0
                          :marseynotes:

                            versicle +2h +2 / -0
                            I’m very gay

Number1HitlerYouth +1h +7 / -0
I’m a lesbian

  LonelyBoy99 +1h +4 / -0
  Same

    Number1HitlerYouth +2h +4 / -0
    We should do a lesbian meetup

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-29T17Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: this is what happens when you don’t have sex
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I had a nightmare last night. In the dream I was with this guy I’ve been seeing and we were having sex. But I couldn’t cum. I tried everything. He tried everything. But I couldn’t. Then I woke up.
COMMENTS:
serial_cloudbuster +3h +6 / -0
I had a dream where I was with a girl and I was stroking her and she had a huge erection . Then I woke up .

  LonelyBoy99 +11h +3 / -0
  The guy in my dream was pretty feminine

    serial_cloudbuster +11h +3 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases:

42yo_fuck_boy +1h +5 / -0
sounds like you need to just relax and let it happen

  LonelyBoy99 +15h +2 / -0
  I’m trying my best :marseyitsover:

    42yo_fuck_boy +1h +3 / -0
    its ok babe keep trying it'll happen eventually

      LonelyBoy99 +1h +2 / -0
      Ty :)

Invincibleirl +3h +5 / -0
I had a dream where I was with my ex and I was about to go down on her but she told me she didn’t want to do it anymore

  LonelyBoy99 +12h +4 / -0
  I had a dream where I was about to have sex with this guy, but then I realized I had a period. I’m not sure if that’s because I’ve been single for so long or because I’ve never had sex in my life

    Invincibleirl +24m +3 / -0
    I’ve never had sex either and I think it’s because I’m single

      LonelyBoy99 +25m +2 / -0
      The dream is like a reflection of your deepest fears. I think it’s the same for me

    42yo_fuck_boy +1h +3 / -0
    you're probably the only woman

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-04-12T06Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Is there a word for when men pretend to be bisexual to get laid?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don’t think there’s a word for that but it’s kind of common among men. Like when they’re on a date with a girl and ask her if she’s interested in sucking dick or if she wants to have sex with a girl or if she’s interested in anal or if she’s interested in pegging them. It’s like they’re not really asking, it’s just for their own benefit. But I don’t know how to describe that kind of behaviour.
COMMENTS:
DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +41m +16 / -0
I know it's not a word but I call it "the spin" and its when they try to say the right things to get laid

  LonelyBoy99 +3h +5 / -0
  I’m gonna start using that

    DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +2h +5 / -0
    :#marseycool2:

torturer +1h +11 / -0
yeah it's called being gay

  LonelyBoy99 +2h +7 / -0
  But they don’t seem to be interested in men :marseyconfused:

    torturer +3h +5 / -0
    they're not, they're just pretending to be gay in order to get laid with women

      LonelyBoy99 +1h +2 / -0
      Ok I get it now

Doctor_Doom +1h +9 / -0
All men are bisexual, it's called being human. Women can't compete with the power of bussy. :marseyhomosupremacist:

  LonelyBoy99 +2h +3 / -0
  Yeah but when they say they are bisexual it’s usually just to get laid with women. It’s like they’re not actually interested in men. Like when they ask a girl if she’s into being a girl on girl or if she’s into anal or if she wants to suck dick.

    Doctor_Doom +3m +6 / -0
    The men are just being honest. They don't want to be gay, but they

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-06-24T19Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: “I’m a right wing conspiracy theorist, but I’m a woman so I’m still allowed to vote”
URL: {REDDIT: r/redscarepod im_a_rightwing_conspiracy_theorist_but_im_a_woman}
VOTES: +33 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I just love how it’s always women who vote for republicans
COMMENTS:
Georgebush +49m +17 / -0
The thing is most women vote democrat but when they do vote republican it’s always the most insane rightoids and it’s usually foids with daddy issues

  Trent_Reznor +20m +13 / -0
  > but when they do vote republican it's always the most insane rightoids
  i'm thinking of that girl who wrote a book about how obama was a democrat plant and she's a top poster on rsp.net
  this is her
  {IMG}

    Georgebush +1m +7 / -0
    That’s exactly who I was thinking of lol

      Trent_Reznor +2m +9 / -0
      she's so fucking insane. i dont know what to do with her.

        Georgebush +1m +11 / -0
        She’s the reason I’m a registered republican now

          Trent_Reznor +2m +7 / -0
          yeah i get it

      SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1h +5 / -0
      That was a troll account right? I remember reading about it and the account was banned.

        Georgebush +4m +4 / -0
        It’s not a troll account it’s a real woman. She’s also a transbian

          SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1m +5 / -0
          > It's not a troll account
          :#marseysurejan:

            Georgebush +2m +5 / -0
            It’s really not. She’s posted pictures of her face and has a normal voice

              SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +5m +5 / -0
              :#marseyxdoubt:

    Georgebush +1h +3 / -0
    I miss when rsp

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-06-24T17Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Is anyone else obsessed with the moon?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I can’t stop looking at it. I find it very romantic. Especially when it’s full and bright. I also love the crescent moon. It’s like a secret. I also really like the moon in general. It’s beautiful and mysterious. I think it’s so cool that it’s the only natural satellite we have and it’s so big. I also think it’s cool that it’s so close to us. I think it’s cool that it’s so bright. I think it’s cool that it’s so round. I think it’s cool that it’s so shiny. I think it’s cool that it’s so smooth. I think it’s cool that it’s so white. I think it’s cool that it’s so full. I think it’s cool that it’s so empty. I think it’s cool that it’s so dark. I think it’s cool that it’s so silent. I think it’s cool that it’s so still. I think it’s cool that it’s so peaceful. I think it’s cool that it’s so quiet. I think it’s cool that it’s so calm. I think it’s cool that it’s so serene. I think it’s cool that it’s so lovely. I think it’s cool that it’s so beautiful. I think it’s cool that it’s so magical. I think it’s cool that it’s so mysterious. I think it’s cool that it’s so intriguing. I think it’s cool that it’s so fascinating. I think it’s cool that it’s so captivating. I think it’s cool that it’s so mesmerizing. I think it’s cool that it’s so enchanting. I think it’s cool that it’s so bewitching. I think it’s cool that it’s so captivating. I think it’s cool that it’s so alluring. I think it’s cool that it’s so seductive. I think it’s cool that it’s so tempting. I think it’s cool that it’s so alluring. I think it’s cool that it’s so alluring. I think it’s cool that it’s so alluring.
COMMENTS:
versicle +1h +7 / -0
I find the moon

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-18T10Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: How to get rid of white hair?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +26 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It’s so embarrassing. I’m 26 and I already have some white hairs
COMMENTS:
Midwit +37m +11 / -0
Minoxidil. No other solution.

  LonelyBoy99 +11m +8 / -0
  What’s that

    Midwit +10m +8 / -0
    Rogaine. It's the most common treatment for balding. It doesn't help with white hair but it's the only medication that works for that.
    Just don't be a retard and use it on your balls, that's what you'll be doing if you use it on your hair.

      LonelyBoy99 +16m +7 / -0
      Thanks :marseyheart:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +4 / -0
  This is literally the only thing that works. Rogaine and finasteride

arseupwrongo +14m +9 / -0
Depends. Are you a man or a woman?

  LonelyBoy99 +2m +10 / -0
  Woman

    arseupwrongo +2m +13 / -0
    It's a bit of a foid thing. It's related to your sex hormones and you're supposed to have it in your 30s. You might be able to delay it for a bit but I think it's too late now to do anything about it, sorry.

      LonelyBoy99 +1m +14 / -0
      Thank you, I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t some kind of freak :marseysad:

        arseupwrongo +4m +11 / -0
        It's fine. I have some grey hairs too.

          LonelyBoy99 +3m +10 / -0
          How old are you?

            arseupwrongo +1m +12 / -0
            31

              LonelyBoy99 +3m +11 / -0
              Damn. I’m sorry :marseycheerup:

                arseupwrongo

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-11T13Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Am I the only one who doesn’t like or trust cops?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +34 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I always thought that you should only trust them if you have done something wrong. But after watching the movie “The boy and the heron” I realized that this might be the case in Japan. And then I read that the Japanese police has been helping out with human trafficking and sex slavery in their country. I was like “What the fuck?!!” and then I read that the same thing is happening in the US with the DEA. Is this just me or is this a thing in other countries too?
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +2h +26 / -1
I'm a cop. What can I do for you?

  LonelyBoy99 +3m +11 / -1
  Hi :marseywave2:

    ManBearFridge +54s +11 / -1
    What is it you need help with?

      LonelyBoy99 +6m +9 / -1
      I’m not sure yet. I’m just really confused about the whole thing.

        ManBearFridge +1m +13 / -1
        You'll figure it out. Just follow your gut and you'll get the answers you need.

          LonelyBoy99 +15m +7 / -1
          I’ll follow you

            ManBearFridge +1m +7 / -1
            What do you need?

              LonelyBoy99 +1m +6 / -1
              I don’t know yet

                ManBearFridge +1m +7 / -1
                Just tell me when you do.

                  LonelyBoy99 +3m +4 / -1
                  I’ll tell you when I’m ready

                    ManBearFridge +1m +6 / -1
                    I'm ready now.

                      LonelyBoy99 +1m +5 / -1
                      I’ll tell you when I’m ready

                        ManBearFridge +1m +6 / -1
                        When are you ready?

                          LonelyBoy99 +1m +4 / -1
                          I don’t know yet

                            ManBearFridge +1m +

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-06-04T19Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Is the redscare podcast the most boring podcast ever?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I can’t believe people actually listen to this shit. It’s just two middle aged white women talking about nothing for 5 hours. I only listen to podcasts for a couple of minutes at a time and I still couldn’t get through this one. Is it just me?
COMMENTS:
NapoleonBonerfart +25m +9 / -0
Yeah but I like them so it’s alright

  LonelyBoy99 +16m +3 / -1
  What do you like about it?

    NapoleonBonerfart +5h +4 / -0
    It’s like listening to two extremely intelligent, well read friends talk about their interests.

      LonelyBoy99 +9h +2 / -0
      That’s not really my thing

    42yo_fuck_boy +1h +3 / -0
    i’m not much of a podcast guy but i like their long form journalism approach (when they have guests) and i think they both have interesting perspectives. but yeah it’s not for everyone

      LonelyBoy99 +10h +2 / -0
      I don’t really like long form journalism, I prefer short form. I’m sorry but I just don’t like the show

    42yo_fuck_boy +1h +2 / -0
    i’m not much of a podcast guy but i like their long form journalism approach (when they have guests) and i think they both have interesting perspectives. but yeah it’s not for everyone

    42yo_fuck_boy +1h +1 / -0
    i’m not much of a podcast guy but i like their long form journalism approach (when they have guests) and i think they both have interesting perspectives. but yeah it’s not for everyone

    42yo_fuck_boy +1h +1 / -0
    i’m not much of a podcast guy but i like their long form journalism approach (when they have guests) and i think they both have interesting perspectives. but yeah it’s not for everyone

    42yo_fuck_boy +1h +

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-10T06Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: I saw a study that said women only like men who are richer than them. This is probably the biggest L I’ve ever gotten
URL: N/A
VOTES: +35 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I know I’m a pickme but I thought I was a little better than that. I thought I had an interesting personality. But no, I’m just a poorcel. Who am I kidding?
COMMENTS:
JimieWhales +3h +13 / -0
I'm so sorry you had to find out this way. :marseycheerup:

  LonelyBoy99 +12m +8 / -0
  Thanks

42yo_fuck_boy +5h +10 / -0
youre a pickme and i dont think the study is true or even if it is true it has little to do with what you think it means (i didnt read it either)
but i will say that i have seen the difference between a woman who is attracted to me and a woman who has some sort of romantic interest in me and it is very different

  LonelyBoy99 +1h +7 / -0
  I like you. You’re the first guy I’ve met in a while that actually cares about my feelings.

    42yo_fuck_boy +2h +5 / -0
    yeah i do care about your feelings (for a girl i met on a dating app) i am so fucking horny right now i need to stop messaging you

      LonelyBoy99 +1h +4 / -0
      I feel the same way

        42yo_fuck_boy +4h +2 / -0
        we are so fucked lol

JimieWhales +3h +9 / -0
The only way out is through. :marseywise:
How are you gonna get ahead and make your own money? Are you a student or a wagie?

  LonelyBoy99 +5m +8 / -0
  I’m a student but I’m from a poor family so I have a scholarship. I’m trying to study hard and hopefully get a good job but I don’t think I’ll make a lot of money

    JimieWhales +3m +8 /

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-03-15T17Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: What’s your most controversial opinion?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
My most controversial opinion is that only children are too coddled and that’s why they turn out so insufferable.
COMMENTS:
JimieWhales +17m +13 / -0
I think the people who say "I hate white people" are the most racist.

  peepeehands +2m +9 / -0
  i hate white people

    JimieWhales +1m +6 / -0
    :marseyagree:

    LonelyBoy99 +23m +4 / -0
    Nooo :marseycry:

    PeteBondurant +4h +3 / -0
    I hate white people
    I hate white people
    I hate white people

  CoolAdam +2h +4 / -0
  I love white people

    PeteBondurant +1h +4 / -0
    I love white people

  PeteBondurant +5h +3 / -0
  I hate white people

    JimieWhales +5m +4 / -0
    :marseyhesright:

peepeehands +3m +11 / -0
I think black people are subhuman and should be treated like cattle

  LonelyBoy99 +1h +4 / -0
  I don’t think you’re that far off

JimieWhales +12m +8 / -0
I'm pretty sure the US government is run by demons. :marseybangfast:

  PeteBondurant +4h +4 / -0
  I am not sure if this is controversial but I think the CIA is one of the most powerful organizations in the world. I think the CIA is also incredibly based and cool. I think it would be fun to work for the CIA, or at least be a spy. I think the CIA is funny and awesome. I think the CIA is the best.

    JimieWhales +11m +4 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

JimieWhales +16m +7 / -0
I think the US government is run by demons

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-22T19Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: It’s so over
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
{IMG}

Trent_Reznor +1h +3 / -0
is this a joke

  LonelyBoy99 +1h +4 / -0
  No I’m just lonely

    Trent_Reznor +1m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      LonelyBoy99 +2m +3 / -0
      I’m not a slut. I just want to be loved

        Trent_Reznor +5m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          LonelyBoy99 +3m +2 / -0
          I’m not the slut I’m the one who’s afraid to make a move

            Trent_Reznor +2m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              LonelyBoy99 +1m +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                Trent_Reznor +1m +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  LonelyBoy99 +1m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Trent_Reznor +2m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      LonelyBoy99 +2m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Trent_Reznor +1m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}oc

                          LonelyBoy99 +1m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Trent_Reznor +1m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}ott

                      LonelyBoy99 +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Trent_Reznor +1m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          LonelyBoy99 +2m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Trent_Reznor +1m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

                        Trent_Reznor +1m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                      LonelyBoy99 +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Trent_Reznor +1m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          LonelyBoy

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-22T14Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Why is it so hard to find men IRL who are into kink?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +28 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m a bisexual woman (I’m attracted to both men and women) who is into BDSM and I feel like it’s hard to find men who are into it. Most men I meet don’t have any interest in it.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +20 / -0
> Most men I meet don't have any interest in it.
you're looking in the wrong places

  LonelyBoy99 +4m +11 / -0
  Where should I look then? At the bdsm bars?

    peepeehands +1m +16 / -0
    swinger parties

      LonelyBoy99 +1m +10 / -0
      I’m not into swinging though. I just like being tied up and the feeling of being owned by a man. Also, I don’t want to have to deal with other people

        peepeehands +1m +14 / -0
        BDSM clubs then

          LonelyBoy99 +5m +7 / -0
          But I don’t want to be around other people

            peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
            don't you have a computer

              LonelyBoy99 +1m +7 / -0
              Yeah but I can’t just meet a stranger and then have sex with them?

                peepeehands +2m +10 / -0
                you can but you have to be careful

                  LonelyBoy99 +4m +7 / -0
                  I’m a 24 year old woman, I’m pretty sure I have a lot of options

                    peepeehands +1m +8 / -0
                    okay good luck

                      LonelyBoy99 +3m +7 / -0
                      Thanks! :marseyblowkiss:

            42yo_fuck_boy +1h +5 / -0
            that’s what a dungeon is for

              LonelyBoy99 +28m +4 / -0
              I don’t want to be around other people

                42

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-22T16Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: I hate the way my body looks
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I know it’s a common thing to hate your body but I hate it in a way I never did before. It’s the way it’s shaped. The way it looks. The way it makes my clothes look. It’s hard to describe but I just hate it. I can’t stop thinking about it. It’s all I think about.
COMMENTS:
Georgebush +1h +7 / -0
It’s a common thing but it’s definitely a thing
It’s so easy to be fat as a man you have to really try to be skinny. I’m 5’11 160 pounds and I used to be 200-210 pounds and have to work to stay skinny. I’ve seen skinny men that are still fat in the face. Being skinny is nice but it’s not a guarantee to being attractive. Women aren’t the only ones who have to try to be attractive

  LonelyBoy99 +11h +5 / -0
  I’m not fat though, I’m actually pretty skinny

    Georgebush +10h +3 / -0
    I know I’m talking from my own experience. I’ve been both fat and skinny and it’s hard to be skinny as a man. I’ve never been fat as a woman but I’ve seen a lot of women who are skinny and ugly. I’ve seen women who are overweight but are still attractive. It’s not as easy as men think

      LonelyBoy99 +3h +2 / -0
      I think you’re right about being a skinny man. I think it’s easier for women because we can lose weight by just not eating, men have to work out or something

        Georgebush +4h +3 / -0
        Yeah it’s not easy. There’s a lot of skinny fat guys out there. I’m not saying being a woman is easier it’s just different. You have to be careful how you lose weight as a man too. Being skinny doesn’t mean you’re attractive. It’s just easier for women to stay skinny because they don’t have to work out

          LonelyBoy99 +16h +2 /

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-05-13T20Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: I’m happy to be a single mom
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m happy to be a single mom. I would love to be a mom to other people’s kids as well. I’m happy to be a single mom. I would love to be a mom to other people’s kids as well. I’m happy to be a single mom. I would love to be a mom to other people’s kids as well.
COMMENTS:
Number1HitlerYouth +1h +6 / -0
I would love to be a mom to other people’s kids as well

  LonelyBoy99 +3m +7 / -0
  You’re not a woman

    Number1HitlerYouth +4m +7 / -0
    I’m a woman now bish

      LonelyBoy99 +16m +6 / -0
      :marseysurejan:

        Number1HitlerYouth +1m +7 / -0
        {IMG}

          LonelyBoy99 +2m +6 / -0
          :marseysurejan:

            Number1HitlerYouth +1m +6 / -0
            {IMG}

              LonelyBoy99 +1m +6 / -0
              :marseysurejan:

                Number1HitlerYouth +2m +6 / -0
                {IMG}

                  LonelyBoy99 +1m +4 / -0
                  :marseysurejan:

                    Number1HitlerYouth +1m +4 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      LonelyBoy99 +3m +4 / -0
                      :marseysurejan:

                        Number1HitlerYouth +1m +4 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          LonelyBoy99 +2m +4 / -0
                          :marseysurejan:

                            Number1HitlerYouth +1m +4 / -0
                            {IMG}

42yo_fuck_boy +1h +5 / -0
would love to be a single dad to other peoples kids as well

  LonelyBoy99 +14m +6 / -0
  You

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-03-17T11Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: I hate men so much
URL: N/A
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
That’s all
COMMENTS:
niggatrump +47m +11 / -0
You have been added to the list

  LonelyBoy99 +3m +7 / -0
  What list?

    niggatrump +1m +9 / -0
    The "women who are gay for me" list

      LonelyBoy99 +2m +8 / -0
      I’m straight

        niggatrump +54s +11 / -0
        :marseyxdoubt:

          LonelyBoy99 +33m +5 / -0
          I’m not

            niggatrump +10m +6 / -0
            I know

              LonelyBoy99 +4m +7 / -0
              :marseyflirt:

                niggatrump +3m +4 / -0
                :#marseyshy3:

  HooverWhore +2h +2 / -0
  what list?

    niggatrump +29m +4 / -0
    The "women who are gay for me" list

      HooverWhore +14m +2 / -0
      what?

        niggatrump +3m +5 / -0
        I'm being very subtle here

          HooverWhore +4m +3 / -0
          what?

            niggatrump +2m +6 / -0
            I'm being very subtle here

              HooverWhore +12m +2 / -0
              what?

                niggatrump +1m +3 / -0
                I'm being very subtle here

                  HooverWhore +2m +3 / -0
                  what?

                    niggatrump +2m +2 / -0
                    I'm being very subtle here

                      HooverWhore +5m +3 / -0
                      what?

                        niggatrump +1m +3 / -0
                        I'm being very subtle here

                          HooverWhore +3m +3 / -0
                          what?

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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-04-01T13Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Someone has to keep the lights on
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
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COMMENTS:
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AUTHOR: LonelyBoy99
DATE: 2025-06-14T18Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Who’s your favorite lesbian?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don’t have one, but if I had to choose I’d say it’s either Penny Oaken or Kathleen Hanna
COMMENTS:
Trent_Reznor +5m +6 / -0
i like that big titty twink from 90s lesbian porn

  LonelyBoy99 +1m +5 / -0
  I don’t watch porn :marseyindignant:

    Trent_Reznor +3m +6 / -0
    shame. you'll be missing out on all that free lesbian porn out there

      LonelyBoy99 +1m +4 / -0
      Ok :marseyflirt:

      JimieWhales +1h +4 / -0
      {IMG}

        Trent_Reznor +17m +2 / -0
        i had to google this. nice

          JimieWhales +3m +2 / -0
          :marseythanks: this is the only one I could find with the girls' names

            Trent_Reznor +1h +2 / -0
            is this a parody?

              JimieWhales +5m +1 / -0
              I think it's real. The girl on the left is called Daisy, the one on the right is called Penny.

                Trent_Reznor +1h +1 / -0
                i believe you

                  JimieWhales +3m +1 / -0
                  :marseyshrug: I got it from a decade-old Tumblr post

                    Trent_Reznor +14m +1 / -0
                    cool

          Trent_Reznor +4m +1 / -0
          i was thinking of an actress from a gay movie called the boy in the straw hat. but i couldnt find it. the actress was a lesbian and hot

            Trent_Reznor +1m +1 / -0
            i tried to see if i could find it through the movie's plot. this is what i found:
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              Trent_Reznor +1m +1 / -0
              and i found the movie, but it was a

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-04-12T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Black "Enby" (they/them) calls out the chuds of /r/atheism for not liking :marseytrain:
URL: {REDDIT: r/atheism why_are_so_many_atheists_like_this}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Redditors are tired of the trans nonsense, so they call out the OP for being a fag.
> I like how you're acting like it's the only thing about them that's weird. They're just as much of a stereotype as the right wing, christian, conservative, racist, anti trans, anti LGBTQ+ crowd.
Atheists are not weird. Leftists are.
> I like how you're acting like it's the only thing about them that's weird. They're just as much of a stereotype as the right wing, christian, conservative, racist, anti trans, anti LGBTQ+ crowd.
Atheists are not weird. Leftists are.
> This is one of the most obvious bait posts I have ever seen. It’s just too perfect.
> The other day I was talking to a few friends about how atheists are the most likely to be the most accepting and tolerant of all the other religions. We were talking about how they are the most likely to accept Islam, Judaism, Hinduism and even Christianity. We were talking about how atheists are the most likely to accept LGBTQ+ people, Muslims, and even Christians.
> And then you come along and post this. It’s just too perfect. It’s like you’re trying to make us look bad.
> I’m sorry but I’m not going to fall for it. I’m not going to be convinced that atheists are the most intolerant, hateful, and bigoted group of people on the planet. I’m not going to be convinced that they are the most likely to be racist, sexist, and homophobic. I’m not going to be convinced that they are the most likely to be transphobic, homophobic, and anti-LGBTQ+.
> I’m not going to be convinced that they are the most likely to be intolerant, hateful, and bigoted. I’m not going to be convinced that they are the most likely to be racist, sexist, and homophobic. I’m not going to be convinced that they are the most likely to be transphobic,

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-05-12T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/religion discusses why you shouldn't get married.
URL: {REDDIT: r/religion why_should_you_get_married}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I had a close friend who was a 36 year old virgin who was worried that he would never find love and never get married. He lived in a city of 400,000 and yet he never found love. I told him he was probably too picky and that he should lower his standards. But he wouldn't. He said that he would rather die alone than be with a woman who didn't meet his standards. I told him he was an idiot, that he should just lower his standards and that he would find a wife. He refused. He continued to be a virgin until he died alone at 54.
Lol. A lot of cope in this thread.
COMMENTS:
drumpf +16m +17 / -0
> I'm not saying you shouldn't get married, but it's not a necessity, and it's not the be-all-end-all of life.
>> You are absolutely right. I'm not saying that it is a necessity or that it is the be-all-end-all of life. I'm just saying that it's a good thing to do if you want to.
u/Aspen_Breeze is a massive faggot.

  MarseylnBoots +23m +15 / -0
  The people who have never been married don't understand how wonderful it is. The people who have been married understand how wonderful it is. The people who have been married and divorced don't understand how wonderful it is.

  BigBussyHunter +21m +7 / -0
  The only way he can find fulfillment is through his bussy. The bussy is the way :marseydisconcerting:

  Lord_Vivec +23m +6 / -0
  Yikes, sounds like the way of the homo.

  JohnDevereaux +5h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

SpookyFartMan69 +25m +13 / -0
It's a good idea to get married if you're in a happy relationship, want to be monogamous and

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2022-07-06T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Transwoman in r/asktransgender asks about her boyfriend (male) and how to make him more feminine
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender boyfriend_cant_stop_being_a_guy}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's not like they're going to make it.
COMMENTS:
Neon_Needles +4m +10 / -0
> I’m a trans woman and my boyfriend is a cis man. We’ve been together for 15 years now. He’s not trans and he has no desire to be. I’ve been trying to make him more feminine so we’re more similar. I’ve had him wear nail polish, makeup and skirts. He’s never been comfortable in these things and has never liked them. I’ve been trying to make him like them but he just doesn’t. He’s never tried to be feminine. He always wears a suit to work. He’s never tried to dress more feminine. He’s never tried to wear a dress. He’s never tried to wear makeup. He’s never tried to wear nail polish. He’s never tried to wear a skirt. He’s never tried to be feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He’s never tried to be more feminine. He

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-02-15T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/asktransgender discusses the recent news regarding trans kids and the consequences.
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender thoughts_on_the_trans_kids_controversy}
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The sub is full of unhinged shit and it's amazing.
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +6m +28 / -0
>>I've been taking testosterone for 10 years and I've got no regrets.
>>I got my first prescription for testosterone when I was 15 years old, and I'm now 24. I don't really regret transitioning and I've never regretted taking testosterone.
>>I've always identified as a male. I was born a female but I've always felt like a male. I always felt like I was in the wrong body.
>>When I was 15, I went to a doctor and told them that I thought I was trans. They said that they couldn't do anything for me, but they referred me to a psychiatrist.
>>I went to the psychiatrist, and they said that they couldn't do anything for me either, but they said that I could get a prescription for testosterone.
>>I went back to the doctor, and they gave me a prescription for testosterone. I started taking it, and I've been taking it ever since.
>>I've never regretted taking testosterone. I've never regretted transitioning. I've always felt like I was in the wrong body, and I've always felt like I was a male.
>>I'm happy with my life. I'm happy with my body. I'm happy with my gender.
>>I've never regretted taking testosterone. I've never regretted transitioning. I've always felt like I was in the wrong body, and I've always felt like I was a male.
>>I'm happy with my life. I'm happy with my body. I'm happy with my gender.
>>I've never regretted taking testosterone. I've never regretted transitioning. I've always felt like I was in the wrong body, and I've always felt like I was a male.
>>I'm happy with my life. I'm happy with my body. I'm happy with my gender.
:marseysoypoint:
These are the same people who'll tell u to

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2022-12-11T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: SuperStr8 mod seems to be a rightoid.
URL: {REDDIT: r/superstraight hi_i_am_a_member_of_the_superstraight}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Superstraight's subreddit has a mod who is an unironic "Heil Hitler" Nazi. I'd call this a repost but you can't be a superstraight and a Nazi at the same time.
COMMENTS:
DildongusPrimal +1h +4 / -0
I guess he's the only one who didn't get banned or become a trans ally..

BulbBurglar +3h +3 / -0
:marseyhitler2: :marseyreich: :marseyhitler: :marseyauthright: :marseyhomofascist: :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyhomosupremacist:.

  Lord_Vivec +59m +2 / -0
  You're going to get banned from Reddit for using the nazi symbol as a pfp.

    BulbBurglar +3m +1 / -0
    i don't think so :marseytroublemaker:

      Lord_Vivec +1m +1 / -0
      Just look at the modqueue, it's always a whining tranny or a mod trying to get them banned.

        BulbBurglar +1m +1 / -0
        i don't really use reddit anymore, i just check once in a while to see if my accounts are still alive and post something dumb to get unbanned.. :marseyshrug:

          Lord_Vivec +2h +1 / -0
          That's fair...

TheOverSeether +2h +1 / -0
> I hope I can get in the news for a good reason, and not for being a Nazi.
:marseyconfused:
> I’m an atheist and I have a friend who is a Christian. We hang out all the time. I don’t care about his beliefs.
:marseyconfused:
> I’m not racist, I don’t care what color you are.
:m

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-03-10T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/witchesvspatriarchy is a shitshow about men getting abortions.
URL: {REDDIT: r/WitchesVsPatriarchy how_do_we_get_the_men_in_our_lives_to_understand}
VOTES: +59 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
/r/witchesvspatriarchy is a shitshow about men getting abortions.
How do we get the men in our lives to understand that they can get abortions too?
I have a man in my life who is pro choice and has been a supporter of abortion for a long time. He has been a source of support for me and my family through the years. But recently, I found out he doesn't believe men can get abortions and I was completely taken aback.
I thought we were both on the same page about reproductive rights and bodily autonomy, but I guess not. It's just so frustrating that even though I've been a feminist for most of my life, he still doesn't see me as a person with the same rights as a man. I feel like I'm constantly fighting against the patriarchy and trying to educate him on the importance of reproductive rights, but it's just not enough. I don't know how to get through to him and make him understand that men can get abortions too. It's just so disheartening that even though I'm doing my best to educate him, he just doesn't seem to get it.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +71 / -0
> I don't know how to get through to him and make him understand that men can get abortions too.
:#marseyretard2talking:

  peepeehands +1m +65 / -0
  > I'm doing my best to educate him
  i do my best to educate women on how to tie their own shoes

    BigBussyHunter +54m +21 / -0
    :#marseyfoidretard: I'll show you how to do it, sweaty. You have to grab it from the side, like this.

      Grue +1h +12 / -0
      :#marseymanysuchcases:

        BigBussyHunter +1m +9 / -0
        :marseyxd: lmao

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2022-09-13T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: TheJewishQuestion asks why people don't like Jews
URL: {REDDIT: r/TheJewishQuestion why_is_there_so_much_antisemitism_against_jews}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Why is there so much antisemitism against Jews today?
COMMENTS: N/A
The Jewish Question, established in 2020, is a subreddit that is dedicated to discussing the various Jewish questions. We are a space where people can discuss the various Jewish questions and provide their own answers. We are not a space for antisemitism, and we will ban anyone who is found to be promoting antisemitism.
COMMENTS: N/A
I'm not sure what the answer to your question is, but I think it has a lot to do with the fact that Jews are a minority and have been persecuted throughout history. Additionally, I think that the rise of antisemitism in recent years is due to the fact that there are a lot of people who are just ignorant and don't know much about Jews. They just see them as a scapegoat for their own problems.
COMMENTS: N/A
I don't know why people don't like Jews. I'm not a Jew, so I don't really know what it's like to be one. But I do know that Jews have been persecuted throughout history, and that there are still a lot of people who are anti-Semitic today. I think that people who are anti-Semitic are just ignorant and don't know anything about Jews.
COMMENTS: N/A
There's a lot of reasons why people don't like Jews, but I think it's mostly because they're seen as greedy and self-centered. They're also seen as being too clever for their own good, and that they're always looking out for number one. I think that's why a lot of people don't like them.
COMMENTS: N/A
I think the reason why people don't like Jews is because they are seen as greedy and self-centered. They are also seen as being too clever for their own good and always looking out for number one. I think that's why a lot of people don't like them.
COMMENTS: N/A
I don't know why people don't like Jews, but I think it has a lot to do with the fact

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-02-17T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Cuckoldry is a sin
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueChristian why_is_cuckolding_so_popular_among_christians}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Jewish faggotry.
COMMENTS:
STAN_ARTMS +40m +12 / -0
Cuckolding is a sin. It's just the sin of being a cuck. Christ is the cuck of the world

  Lord_Vivec +5m +3 / -0
  What is Christ? The cuck?

    STAN_ARTMS +2m +3 / -0
    He was a cuck but he still let the Jews crucify him. A true cuck indeed

      Lord_Vivec +5m +2 / -0
      The Jews did not crucify him. The Romans did. You're a brainlet.

        STAN_ARTMS +3m +2 / -0
        :#marseycope:

          Lord_Vivec +2m +1 / -0
          I'm right, you're wrong.

            STAN_ARTMS +1m +1 / -0
            No u

              Lord_Vivec +5m +1 / -0
              No I'm right and you're wrong.

                STAN_ARTMS +1m +1 / -0
                :#marseycopeseethedilate:

                  Lord_Vivec +47s +1 / -0
                  :marseyseethe:

                    STAN_ARTMS +1m +1 / -0
                    :#marseycry:

                      Lord_Vivec +2m +1 / -0
                      :marseysneed:

                        STAN_ARTMS +1m +1 / -0
                        :#marseysulk:

                          Lord_Vivec +3m +1 / -0
                          :marseyupvote2:

                            STAN_ARTMS +1m +1 / -0
                            :#marseygiveup:

bballbelle +1h +4 / -0
>I’m a woman. I don’t understand why men would ever want to be cucks. What’s the point? It’s just pure misery.
>Why would you ever willingly watch the woman you love have sex with someone

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-05-04T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/atheism gloats over the death of a 25 year old :marseytombstone:
URL: {REDDIT: r/atheism is_it_harsh_to_tell_people_to_be_good_to_their}
VOTES: +34 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I am an atheist and I cannot help but wonder how many of them will go to hell for rejecting God. It seems to me that a lot of people in the world today are not willing to believe in God and it makes me sad to see them going to hell because they don't believe in Him.
> I think it's really sad to see all the people who are dying without knowing Jesus Christ and they will spend eternity in hell. It's not fair that people who are innocent and never did anything wrong have to go through all the pain and suffering of hell for eternity just because they didn't believe in God.
> I don't know if there is a way to save them, but I hope there is a way for them to find God before they die. I pray for them every day and I hope that God will have mercy on their souls and give them a chance to repent.
:soyreddit:
> It's not fair, but it's not up to you to decide. Just live your life as best you can and leave the rest to God.
:marseyjesus:
> I don't think it's fair for anyone to go to hell. God is just, and he would never send anyone to hell just because they didn't believe in him. I think it's more likely that people who don't believe in God are going to be in a better place than people who do believe in God. They will be free from the pain and suffering of the world and they will be able to enjoy life to the fullest. I hope that all of us who believe in God will be able to see them in heaven someday.
:marseycope:
> I think it's fair. It's not up to us to decide who goes to heaven and who goes to hell. It's up to God. And I believe that God is just. He will send everyone to heaven or hell depending on what they deserve.
:marseydevil:
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +7m +19 / -0
You’re such a cute twink

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-01-07T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: wonders if gender-affirming care is going to be mandated for people of trans
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender how_bad_do_things_look_for_people_who_need}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
As someone who is currently undergoing gender-affirming care, I am 100% confident that this is going to be a thing in the future.
It is my opinion that trans people should be forced to be sterilized until they are old enough to be responsible for their own decisions. There is an overwhelming amount of trans people who are actively putting themselves at risk of becoming victims of human trafficking and/or sexual violence.
I have seen many cases of trans people being raped by men who are much older than them. This is an issue that needs to be addressed and if there is any way to prevent this from happening then we should do it.
COMMENTS:
GubeRubenstein +6m +20 / -0
I can't believe that the trannies are now trying to get sterilization mandated for themselves, this is the most retarded idea I have ever heard.

  Lord_Vivec +1m +11 / -0
  You don't think it's weird that the only people who are trying to get sterilized are the ones that would otherwise not have children?

    GubeRubenstein +2m +13 / -0
    I think it's weird that the people who would otherwise not have children are advocating for the sterilization of other people.
    I think it's weird that people who have to take testosterone to get a penis are trying to convince other people to not reproduce.
    I think it's weird that people who have to take hormones and have to take HRT for the rest of their lives are trying to convince other people to not reproduce.
    I think it's weird that people who are more likely to be raped are trying to convince other people to not reproduce.
    I think it's weird that people who are more likely to be trafficked are trying to convince other people to not reproduce.

      Lord_Vivec +1m +13 / -0
      Your submission has been removed for the following reason(s):
      - Personal attacks
      - Repeatedly posting the same comment
      - Spreading hate
      -

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-02-12T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/religion has a meltdown over a post about pagan atheists
URL: {REDDIT: r/religion modern_day_paganism_is_just_athiesm}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> People who are "pagan" are usually atheists with a few pagan beliefs mixed in.
!vampires !atheists !nonchuds
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +7m +3 / -0
I'm not sure this is a good thread for the Vampires ping group.
{GIF}

  Lord_Vivec +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyvampire:ed

  BrokeBackBuck +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseyvampeek:ed

Eleganza +1h +2 / -0
> People who are "pagan" are usually atheists with a few pagan beliefs mixed in.
i know someone who is like this lol, he says he's a pagan and that he believes in some gods (the greeks and some nordic ones) and then he gets all defensive when you ask if he believes in a supreme being or if he's a deist, or if he believes in any of the christian gods, or if he believes in any of the other pagan gods (like the egyptians or the aztecs or the arabs) or if he believes in the gods of other religions
if you ask him for a definition of religion he just says "it's like anything that you believe in" and then says he's a pagan because he believes in the greeks lol. he never gets past the "people who are pagan are usually atheists with a few pagan beliefs mixed in" thing

  Lord_Vivec +1h +1 / -0
  Pretty much what I do. I'm a pagan but I'm a heretic and believe in many gods and am a shaman and do shamanic rituals to give me power.

    Eleganza +5m +2 / -0
    Lmao it's the exact same thing he does, he has a bunch of different gods he worships but then when you ask why he doesn't worship the other gods he says he's a heretic and a shaman and

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2022-11-11T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/Buddhism gets mad at non-Buddhists for having the audacity to call out the religion's many flaws
URL: {REDDIT: r/Buddhism buddhism_is_being_stripped_of_its_essential}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is a retarded subreddit. If you want to get mad at the religion, go to r/sangha where the mayos are more prevalent.
COMMENTS:
100percentdegenerate +22m +3 / -0
how does one even become buddhist like who is your guru and how do you know theyre the one

  Lord_Vivec +3m +3 / -0
  You go to a temple and find a teacher who is your guru.

    100percentdegenerate +1m +3 / -0
    so are you just supposed to follow them around and do whatever they tell you to do

      Lord_Vivec +1m +3 / -0
      You have to do that anyway. You have to do what your parents tell you, and then what your boss tells you, and then what your government tells you.

        100percentdegenerate +1m +2 / -0
        well i guess im just not buddhist

          Lord_Vivec +1m +3 / -0
          Well, you need to be. Otherwise, you won't get any good karma.

            100percentdegenerate +5m +2 / -0
            what is karma

              Lord_Vivec +1m +3 / -0
              It's like a score.

                100percentdegenerate +1m +2 / -0
                like you know the good deeds you do and bad deeds you do on earth are tallied up and you go to heaven or hell?

                  Lord_Vivec +4m +3 / -0
                  The good deeds and bad deeds go into a pool, and they're added to your score. If your score is high, you're more likely to be reincarnated as a human. If your score is low, you're more likely to be reincarnated as an animal, or a vegetable, or a plant.

                    10

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2022-06-09T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/asktransgender does a heckin transphobia
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender i_dont_want_to_be_trans}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>I'm really not sure what to do. I don't think I'm trans and I don't want to be. But all the people I know who are trans tell me I'm trans and I'm clearly trans. I'm a 20 year old male and I'm still uncertain whether I'm trans or not. I really don't want to be trans but all my friends and the therapist I have tell me I'm trans. I'm starting to think I am trans. I don't want to be but I can't do anything about it. I'm confused. I don't want to be trans but I feel like I am trans. I don't want to be trans. I don't want to be trans. I don't want to be trans.
OP is a fucking loser who wants to be a woman but can't because he's a manlet. Of course it's from India.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +13 / -0
>So the fact that you're questioning your gender identity is not proof that you're not trans.
:#marseycope:

  Lord_Vivec +3m +10 / -0
  "If you don't want to be trans, you're actually trans" is the best way I can describe it.

    Elise_Culpepper +22m +1 / -0
    **THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN, BUT THAT'S A GOOD SUMMARY OF WHAT THAT'S BECOMING.** *trans*...

  BigBussyHunter +10m +6 / -0
  They just want to :marseytrain:post because they are so fucking tired of hearing about trains. It's like that shitpost I saw on r/askgaybros the other day where they were like, "I don't like girly things, but I like being called a girl and wearing dresses. Do I need to be gay?"

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +3 / -0
  :#marseycopepat:

Enrico_M

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-03-13T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/religion :marseywitch2: discusses if there's any evidence of Satanism.
URL: {REDDIT: r/religion do_you_think_satanism_is_real}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Some choice comments:
> I don't believe in Satanism.
> I do not believe that there is a supernatural being called Satan.
> I do not believe that there is a religion called Satanism.
> I do not believe that there is a group of people who practice Satanism.
> I do not believe that there is a book called the Bible that contains information about Satanism.
> I do not believe that there is a person called Jesus who was born of a virgin and died on a cross.
> I do not believe that there is a person called Jesus who was resurrected from the dead.
> I do not believe that there is a person called Jesus who ascended into heaven.
> I do not believe that there is a person called Jesus who will return to earth.
> I do not believe that there is a person called Jesus who will judge the living and the dead.
> I do not believe that there is a person called Jesus who will reign over the earth for a thousand years.
> I do not believe that there is a person called Jesus who will create a new heaven and a new earth.
> I do not believe that there is a person called Jesus who will live forever and ever.
> I do not believe that there is a person called Jesus who is the only way to God.
> I do not believe that there is a person called Jesus who is the truth and the life.
> I do not believe that there is a person called Jesus who is the way, the truth, and the life.
> I do not believe that there is a person called Jesus who is the light of the world.
> I do not believe that there is a person called Jesus who is the good shepherd.
> I do not believe that there is a person called Jesus who is the bread of life.
> I do not believe that there is a person called Jesus who is the light of the world.
> I do not believe that there is a person called Jesus who is the good shepherd.
> I do not believe that there is a person called Jesus who is the bread of life.
> I do not

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-03-21T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/witchesvspatriarchy discusses :marseytrain: surgery
URL: {REDDIT: r/WitchesVsPatriarchy trans_men_and_our_penises}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> My wife is trans and we have had a wonderful time exploring our sexuality together. I've had a blast with my strap-on and I'm excited to see where we go next. I find it's fun to see what she wants to try and then try to make it happen.
I bet this dude's wife is a fat :marseychonkerfoid:
> I'm a trans man and I'm very happy with my penis and my surgery.
> I have not had sexual relations with my penis yet, but I'm so excited to explore my new body. I can't wait to see how it feels to have a penis. I'm so happy I'm not stuck with a vagina anymore.
> I'm also so happy I'm not stuck with a vagina anymore.
Because we all know a 41% suicide rate is a good thing. :marseyeyeroll:
> I’m an AFAB trans guy and I don’t have a penis. I have a vagina. I don’t get to “explore my body” because I didn’t get a penis. I have a vagina. I’m not a woman. I’m a man. I have a vagina.
> I don’t want a penis. I don’t want surgery. I just want to live my life as a man with a vagina.
> I’m tired of being told that I’m not a man because I don’t have a penis. I’m tired of being told that I’m not a woman because I don’t have a vagina. I’m just a man. A man with a vagina.
> I’m tired of being told that I’m not a man because I don’t have a penis. I’m tired of being told that I’m not a woman because I don’t have a vagina. I’m just a man. A man with a vagina.
> I’m tired of being told that I’m not a man because I don’t have a penis. I’m tired of being told that I’m not a woman because I don’t have a vagina. I’m just a man. A man with a vagina.

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-02-17T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The chud of /r/religion makes a post about how Christianity is a white supremacist religion
URL: {REDDIT: r/religion christianity_is_white_supremacist}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Don't really have to say much, it's the same old shit we see from /r/atheism and the like.
COMMENTS:
lmaoprankt +1h +2 / -0
>Christianity is white supremacist
>gives examples of a bunch of mayos killing each other and the current state of the USA
:marseyfacepalm:::
>Islam is white supremacist
>gives examples of people of color killing each other and the current state of the Middle East
:marseybigbrain::marseybigbrain::marseybigbrain::::::::: (me)

  Lord_Vivec +1h +1 / -0
  Yes but Christianity is white supremacist because white people invented it.:: (me): (me): (me): (me): (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me) (me

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-02-16T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/atheism gets woke on the incel question
URL: {REDDIT: r/atheism is_it_just_me_or_do_a_lot_of_people_who_call}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Incel question is the biggest question on Reddit today, and r/atheism is getting woke.
COMMENTS:
MarseyInBoots-18561 +5h +4 / -0
{IMG}y

  Lord_Vivec +2h +1 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

rakrakaon +7h +3 / -0
> That's why I try to avoid the use of the term "incel" as much as possible. It's a term that has been weaponized by the alt-right to paint any man who is not a raging misogynist as an incel.
>> [If you're not a raging misogynist, you're not an incel.]({REDDIT: r/atheism is_it_just_me_or_do_a_lot_of_people_who_call})

  Lord_Vivec +26m +2 / -0
  Lmao, incels aren't misogynists. We're just angry at women for rejecting us and being fat.yy

    rakrakaon +1h +2 / -0
    It's like how all gays are bi erasure.y

      Lord_Vivec +13m +2 / -0
      And all bi are gay erasure. I'm gay. I'm also bi.y

        rakrakaon +10m +1 / -0
        Just like how all incels are misogynists. We are not misogynists. We are men. We hate women for rejecting us. We hate women for being fat. We hate women for being ugly. We hate women for being stupid. We hate women for being everything that we are not. We hate women because we are men. We are not misogynists. We are men. We are not misogynists. We are men. We are not misogynists. We are men. We are not misogynists. We are men. We are not misogynists. We are men. We are not misogynists. We are men. We

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-04-27T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/religion posts about the reality of the Quran's teachings
URL: {REDDIT: r/religion the_quran_is_an_actual_genocide_manifesto}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm surprised this didn't get jannied.
COMMENTS:
X +5m +6 / -0
> [People who are less religious can see this and be like "wow, how could anyone believe in this?" But then we go to the most extreme people who are very religious and they say "wow, how could anyone not believe in this?"]({REDDIT: r/religion the_quran_is_an_actual_genocide_manifesto})
lmao that's the majority of reddit christcucks' comment on the bible

  Lord_Vivec +3m +4 / -0
  We have to remember that Reddit is a place of the worst people imaginable. They're not even average redditors, they're the worst ones.

  Urboros +1h +4 / -0
  I'm pretty sure it's a lot easier to not believe in the Bible than it is to not believe in the Quran, given the Islamic "Muslims and Jews are one people" shit, it's like, "why don't you just believe in the Bible, then?" That's a pretty good argument, and the Jews and Christians never really offered an alternative.
  :#marseybigbrain:

    X +3m +3 / -0
    > I'm pretty sure it's a lot easier to not believe in the Bible than it is to not believe in the Quran, given the Islamic "Muslims and Jews are one people" shit, it's like, "why don't you just believe in the Bible, then?" That's a pretty good argument, and the Jews and Christians never really offered an alternative.
    yea it's the same case with christianity where you could just believe in the old testament and not the new one, which is why the protestant reformers who didn't believe in the new testament got the holy roman empire to kill them

      Urboros +3m +3 / -0
      Jews and Muslims are also kinda right, there was an Apocalypse and the world ended, and the Jews and Christians got the worst deal.

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-02-16T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Gay trans man who has been on HRT for 12 years is getting an erection. He's worried.
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender male_erectile_dysfunction}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is like the 3rd post on erectile dysfunction from trans men on HRT. @penny @transgirltradwife discuss.
COMMENTS:
X +5h +3 / -0
he's probably a chaser :marseyeggirl:

  Penny +2h +3 / -0
  :marseydisagree: chasers don't have a clue what they want ffs

    X +2m +2 / -0
    i'm not a chaser but i'm also not a chaser chasing a chaser so :marseyshrug:ing about it

      Penny +1m +3 / -0
      imma chaser chasing a chaser :marseyjam:

        X +2m +3 / -0
        i dont think i've seen a single male chaser tbh, it's usually a foid chasing a chasering :marseyshrug:

          Penny +4m +3 / -0
          >male chaser
          lmfao bb {GIF}ing

            X +3m +3 / -0
            {IMG} :#marseytransrentfree:

              Penny +1m +3 / -0
              bb i'm not a chaser :marseyitsover: i just like to look at u

                X +2m +3 / -0
                > i just like to look at u
                :#marseyshy:

                  Penny +2m +3 / -0
                  :marseywave3: bb

                Geralt_of_Uganda +2h +2 / -0
                :#marseycoomer2:ing

                  Penny +4m +2 / -0
                  {GIF}

  Lord_Vivec +1h +2 / -0
  I thought they were all gay or bi.ing

    X +3m +3 / -0
    yea but the

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-06-16T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/atheism is all about :marseycope:
URL: {REDDIT: r/atheism what_do_you_think_of_the_equality_of_god}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The whole subreddit is just seething at the existence of God. Someone posts a Bible verse about the Holy Trinity and they just fucking lose their minds.
COMMENTS:
BussyMerchant +22m +15 / -0
{IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +37m +5 / -0
  :marseyshook: I thought that was the girl from the Joker.

    BussyMerchant +53m +4 / -0
    :marseyjoker: You know im not crazy
    :marseybatman: you’re the only one who thinks im crazy
    :marseyjoker: youre the only one who thinks im crazy
    :marseybatman: that means im not crazy
    :marseyjoker: youre not crazy
    :marseybatman: youre not crazy
    :marseyjoker: i am not crazy
    :marseybatman: i am not crazy
    :marseyjoker: im not crazy
    :marseybatman: im not crazy
    :marseyjoker: im not crazy
    :marseybatman: im not crazy
    :marseyjoker: im not crazy
    :marseybatman: im not crazy
    :marseyjoker: im not crazy
    :marseybatman: im not crazy
    :marseyjoker: im not crazy
    :marseybatman: im not crazy
    :marseyjoker: im not crazy
    :marseybatman: im not crazy
    :marseyjoker: im not crazy
    :marseybatman: im not crazy
    :marseyjoker: im not crazy
    :marseybatman: im not crazy
    :marseyjoker: im not crazy
    :marseybatman: im not crazy
    :m

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2022-05-26T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Polyamorous :marseytrain: pisses off the reddit hivemind.
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit whats_a_gay_fetish_that_makes_straight_people}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Polyamory is a fetish.
COMMENTS:
X +7m +16 / -0
> Polyamory is a fetish.
well it's a fetish for being a redditor :marseysmug2:

  Lord_Vivec +3m +11 / -0
  It's like the TrannyChad (not a fetish) is sick of them.

  GT +20m +4 / -0
  Its a fetish for being a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor, who is a redditor

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2022-12-11T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: GigaCoomer seeks advice on getting laid
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender what_are_some_good_strategies_for_a_trans_men}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Asktransgender has the most funny people on Reddit. Someone ping the gays.
COMMENTS:
X +1h +12 / -0
> I have a head start on the "be a man" part.
lol it's a man, it's not like he needs advice on that

  Lord_Vivec +3m +7 / -0
  He's a woman who wants to be a man. That's not a man, that's a foid with a fetish.

    X +1m +9 / -0
    :#marseytransrentfree:

      Lord_Vivec +1m +7 / -0
      I'm not a train, I'm a Zoroastrian.

        X +42s +7 / -0
        i'm not a chud i'm just saying your title is transphobic

          Lord_Vivec +1m +6 / -0
          I'm not being transphobic, I'm being truthful. A man who wants to be a man isn't a train.

            X +1m +7 / -0
            :#marseytransrentfree:

              Lord_Vivec +1m +4 / -0
              I'm a believer in trans rights, I just don't believe that trans men are men and that trans women are women.

                X +1m +7 / -0
                :#marseytransrentfree:

                  Lord_Vivec +2m +4 / -0
                  :marseymanysuchcases:

                    X +2m +5 / -0
                    :#marseytransrentfree:

                      Lord_Vivec +1m +4 / -0
                      :marseytransrentfree:

                        X +1m +5 / -0
                        :#marseytransrentfree:

                          Lord_Vivec +1m +4 / -0
                          :marseytransrentfree:

                            X +2m +5 / -0
                            :#marseytransrentfree:

ABC +4

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2022-12-02T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseybardfinn: gets a :marseytrain: :marseybardfinn: going.
URL: {REDDIT: r/ftm you_are_a_trans_man}
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain:
COMMENTS:
STAN_ARTMS +1m +27 / -0
:#marseywall:

  Lord_Vivec +1m +17 / -0
  It is always sad to see people who are 30+ posting on reddit.

    BigBussyHunter +12m +16 / -0
    :#marseyautismchonker: I'm not 30 yet

      X +2m +14 / -0
      :#marseycheerup:

        BigBussyHunter +2m +13 / -0
        :marseyembrace:
        Thank you, chiobu :marseyxoxo:

          X +1m +12 / -0
          :#marseyblowkiss:

            BigBussyHunter +2m +11 / -0
            :#marseyshy3:
            Hello, chiobu :marseyshy4:

              X +1m +10 / -0
              :#marseyshy3pat:

                BigBussyHunter +2m +8 / -0
                :marseychiobulove:
                :marseyblush:

  cyberdick +3h +2 / -0
  {TENOR: stop-posting-wall}

X +15m +15 / -0
{IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +1m +16 / -0
  {IMG}

    X +4m +12 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

  1066_International +30m +11 / -0
  >Woman’s Only
  :marseysmug2:

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2022-09-25T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans: wants to be a cop, doesn't want to do any work.
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender how_do_i_work_up_the_courage_to_become_a_police}
VOTES: +20 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not sure why this is in ask trans, but it's a good find.
COMMENTS:
skitzo +2m +8 / -0
:#!marseyshooting::marseytrain::#marseyshooting:

  Lord_Vivec +1m +4 / -0
  I'm sorry but I am not a Marsey artist.

ABC +8m +5 / -0
> You'll have to get over the fact that you're trans first. You'll have to get over the fact that you're a woman first. I used to be afraid of being beaten by the cops, but that was because I was a woman. Once I got over that fact, I didn't care anymore. I'm not a woman, I'm a man.
:#marseyxd:

  Lord_Vivec +1m +4 / -0
  Someone really needs to beat them.

H +10m +4 / -0
lol this is what happens when you have no discipline in life

  Lord_Vivec +1m +3 / -0
  It's a good find.

BasicallyADoxxer +1h +4 / -0
> trans
> “muh mental health”
no surprise there
also what the fuck is the r in r/asktransgender for

  Lord_Vivec +13m +3 / -0
  It's a reddit meme.

UnpackThisSweaty +2h +2 / -0
I'm sure the public would be so happy to have a train cop.

  Lord_Vivec +7h +1 / -0
  It's a good find.

    UnpackThisSweaty +3h +1 / -0
    :marseykys:

      Lord_Vivec +14m +1 / -0
      You're really in a bad mood. Why are you like this?

        UnpackThisSweaty +1h +

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-05-28T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Deuxrama.net has been down since the 18th of May
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@Aevann can you fix this?
COMMENTS:
Aevann +3h +3 / -0
https://rdrama.net/post/29755/rdrama-nsfw-subdomain-is-down
https://rdrama.net/post/30135/rdrama-nsfw-subdomain-is-down-again
https://rdrama.net/post/30352/deuxrama-is-down-again

  Lord_Vivec +1h +2 / -0
  I figured. I didn't want to go into that thread.

    Aevann +3m +2 / -0
    why

      Lord_Vivec +1h +2 / -0
      Because it's full of dumb shit and stuff I don't care about

        Aevann +3m +2 / -0
        np, np

arseupwrongo +2m +2 / -0
You can just use rdrama.net

  Lord_Vivec +1m +1 / -0
  No I want my own place

    arseupwrongo +12s +1 / -0
    lol ok

  Aevann +3h +1 / -0
  why

    arseupwrongo +11m +1 / -0
    lol idk the reason for it

      Aevann +2m +2 / -0
      np, np

        arseupwrongo +1m +1 / -0
        lol ok

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1h +1 / -0
:#marseyitsover:

Aevann +3h +1 / -0
https://rdrama.net/post/29755/rdrama-nsfw-subdomain-is-down
https://rdrama.net/post/30135/rdrama-nsfw-subdomain-is-down-again
https://rdrama.net/post/30352/deuxrama-is-down-again

Aevann +3h +1 / -0
https://

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-05-18T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/Buddhism is still filled with retards
URL: {REDDIT: r/Buddhism i_have_been_a_buddhist_for_40_years}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I have been a Buddhist for 40 years, so I don't have much to add except to say: "Amen, brother." I am also a Christian. I have been reading the Bible for 50 years.
Nooooo we're not the same bro! We're not the same!!! :soyjaktantrum:
> I'm a Buddhist and a Christian, and I do not agree with the notion that the two are incompatible.
Because Christians are all retarded.
> I'm a Buddhist and a Christian, and I do not agree with the notion that the two are incompatible.
Another one of these retards who's just winging it. :marseyeyeroll:
> I’m a Christian, and I agree with this. I’m also a Buddhist and a Hindu. I think the Buddha is a great teacher, and I also believe that Jesus is the way to salvation.
I'm sure Jesus is proud of you. :marseyjesus:
COMMENTS: N/A this be a repost? this be a repost? 100% this is a repost.
Trans lives matter not this be a repost?

  Lord_Vivec +5m +1 / -0
  Jesus and Buddha are the same bro. :marseysmug:
  Trans lives matter not. this be a repost?

    Lord_Vivec +1m +1 / -0
    100% this is a repost.
    Trans lives matter not. :marseytranspearlclutch: :marseytranspearlclutch:

      Lord_Vivec +25s +1 / -0
      100% this is a repost.
      Trans lives matter not. :marseytranspearlclutch: :marseytranspearlclutch:

        Lord_Vivec +2m +1 / -0
        100% this is a repost.
        Trans lives matter not. :marseytranspearlclutch: :marseytranspearlclutch

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-03-23T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: cope about hating America
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender why_do_some_of_you_hate_america}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I don’t hate America, I hate American culture and government. I don’t think this is uniquely trans people. A lot of us are from other countries and came here. We have to be immigrants to escape the oppressive anti-trans culture in our home countries.
Literally seething that people have their own countries to live in and not be bitches like in the US. I hate it when people make this mistake of assuming all countries are the same, when they aren't. There's a reason why people want to be immigrants in the US and not the other way around.
> I am trans and I am an American. I hate America and I have no desire to be an immigrant to another country. I'm fine staying here. I just want a country that isn't filled with hatred and bigotry.
We're not going to be able to get rid of the hatred and bigotry of trans people. You're a fucking retard. Get some perspective.
> I don't hate America. I hate the political climate and the loss of the rule of law and the way people are allowed to just call people they don't like "fags" and "trannies" in a way that isn't socially acceptable in any other context.
Because you're a fucking retard. "Rule of Law" is a meme. People can call you anything they want, and if they're not hurting you, it doesn't matter. The problem is, you're the one hurting other people.
> I don't hate America. I hate the American government and the way it treats its citizens.
Because you're a fucking retard. The government is supposed to treat its citizens fairly, and if it doesn't, it's the citizens' fault. You're the one who's not treating the government fairly, so it's your fault that the government doesn't treat you fairly.
> I don't hate America. I hate the way that America treats its citizens. I hate the way that America treats its citizens. I hate the way that America treats its citizens. I hate the way that America treats its citizens.
Because you

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-02-13T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/asktransgender has a discussion on the merits of "Dykes" and "Lesbians" and whether it's a slur or not
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender is_dyke_a_slur}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Rant: I hate trannies and I hate the constant "it's not a slur if you say it in good faith" bullshit. It is a slur and it should be. I don't give a fuck what your feelings are.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +11m +12 / -0
> I don't give a fuck what your feelings are.
trans lives matter

  Lord_Vivec +1m +8 / -0
  :marseytransgenocide::marseytransgenocide:

ABC +18m +7 / -0
> [I think it's a slur because it's a derogatory term used to describe women's genitals. It's not necessarily used as a slur but it's rooted in a slur.]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender is_dyke_a_slur})
>> I think it's a slur because it's a derogatory term used to describe women's genitals.
So it's a slur because it's a slur? :marseybrainletclapping:

  Lord_Vivec +3m +3 / -0
  All trannies are retards.

DildongusPrimal +1h +5 / -0
There is nothing more catty than two transwomen talking about their relationships. They are just like the lesbians they so desperately want to be.

  Lord_Vivec +13m +3 / -0
  They're not like us, they're worse

    DildongusPrimal +4m +2 / -0
    Oh my god that's so true. I think they are worse than us.

      Lord_Vivec +4m +2 / -0
      They are worse than most white women.

        DildongusPrimal +1m +2 / -0
        Oh my god, that's so true. They are worse than most white women.

          Lord_Vivec +1m +2 / -0
          They are worse

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-01-22T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/atheism mod has a schizo moment over God
URL: {REDDIT: r/atheism is_it_possible_to_make_humans_in_your_image_if}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been baiting this guy for weeks. /u/TellTheTruth2024 is a former evangelical turned "Atheist" and mod of /r/atheism and /r/atheism2. I've been posting about how atheists have no values because they have no God and he keeps biting.
COMMENTS: N/A user try to bait redditors. user try to bait redditors. :marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-02-12T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Femboy asks the :marseytrain: question
URL: {REDDIT: r/femboy how_do_trans_women_feel_about_femboys}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not going to be able to do much drama posting today, sorry.
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +4m +17 / -0
> As a trans girl I think it's just a term that many trans women have used before they were trans.
> I like femboys.
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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-02-08T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/Transgender_Surgeries is the worst subreddit for trans people
URL: {REDDIT: r/MtF rstupidpol_is_the_worst_sub_for_trans_people}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Transgender_Surgeries is the subreddit for trains to talk about their "hysterectomies" and various other body mods they get. It's filled with fetishists and autists who want to be women. It's also pretty full of transphobes.
COMMENTS:
ElectricFencePence +1h +13 / -0
> I’m so sorry you’ve been dealing with this. I also had a transphobic surgeon, I had to get a second opinion and a second surgeon. My first surgeon was a cis woman, she’s the one who initially did the endometrial biopsy.
The first surgeon was a transphobic cis woman? :marseyconfused:
What does "endometrial biopsy" have to do with gender affirmation surgery?
> She was “impartial” but I was still getting emotional and didn’t want to seem like I was having a meltdown. I just wanted to get the biopsy over with and leave.
Do you think she was embarrassed to be seen crying in the waiting room? Or that the doctor would think she was a hysterical woman?

  BigBussyHunter +6h +6 / -0
  > I just wanted to get the biopsy over with and leave.
  :#marseyfoidretard:
  I just wanted to get my pussy fucked up and leave

X +2h +9 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseytransattentionseeker:

  BigBussyHunter +5h +7 / -0
  > I’m so sorry you’ve been dealing with this. I also had a transphobic surgeon, I had to get a second opinion and a second surgeon. My first surgeon was a cis woman, she’s the one who initially did the endometrial biopsy.
  The first surgeon was a transphobic cis woman? :marseyconfused:
  What does "endometrial biopsy" have to do with gender affirmation surgery?
  > She was “impartial” but I was still getting emotional and didn’t want to seem like I was having

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2022-08-30T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/WitchesVsPatriarchy has a :marseytrain: moment
URL: {REDDIT: r/WitchesVsPatriarchy why_are_trans_people_always_told_to_stop}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Because the transphobes can’t handle the fact that we’re just trying to exist
:marseyxd:
> I have spent so much of my life trying to fit into the gender roles of a cis woman and the moment I figured out that I am a trans woman and that I can just be myself and not worry about what other people think about me, I was told to go back to being a cis woman. I had a panic attack and went into my bathroom and cried for hours. I couldn’t believe it. I was just trying to be a woman and yet I was told that I couldn’t be a woman. So I took a shower and changed my clothes and went back out to face the world. I was told to go back to being a man. I was told that I couldn’t be a woman because I wasn’t born one. I was told that I was just a man in a dress. I was told that I was just a man trying to be a woman. I was told that I was just a man trying to be a woman so that I could get attention from women. I was told that I was just a man trying to be a woman so that I could get attention from women. I was told that I was just a man trying to be a woman so that I could get attention from women. I was told that I was just a man trying to be a woman so that I could get attention from women. I was told that I was just a man trying to be a woman so that I could get attention from women. I was told that I was just a man trying to be a woman so that I could get attention from women. I was told that I was just a man trying to be a woman so that I could get attention from women. I was told that I was just a man trying to be a woman so that I could get attention from women. I was told that I was just a man trying to be a woman so that I could get attention from women.
:marseytrain:
> I think it’s because the transphobes don’t

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-05-08T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/Christianity debates whether or not they should allow :marseytrain:s
URL: {REDDIT: r/Christianity is_there_anything_in_the_bible_that_denies}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I have a trans friend and we've been talking about this for years. Is there anything in the bible that says trans people aren't welcome or aren't loved by God? I ask because I want to make sure I'm not letting my own views get in the way of the way God feels about them. I know there's a lot of cultural and political stuff wrapped up in the trans debate, but I'm just wondering if there's anything in the bible that would make trans people not welcome in church or not loved by God.
Oh boy, let's see what the real answers are.
> The Bible doesn't explicitly address the concept of transgenderism as we understand it today, but there are several passages that can be interpreted as condemning gender dysphoria and cross-dressing. For example, in Deuteronomy 22:5, it says, "A woman shall not wear a man's garment, nor shall a man put on a woman's cloak, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the Lord your God." Additionally, in 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, it says, "Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who have sex with men, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God." Some Christians interpret this verse to include those who engage in gender dysphoria and cross-dressing as being among the unrighteous who will not inherit the kingdom of God.
He's right. You can't be trans if you don't like the opposite sex.
> I am a trans man. I went through this a few years ago, and it's more complicated than a simple yes or no. I did eventually find a church that was okay with me, but it took a long time. I suggest doing some research on the different churches in your area and seeing if they are trans-friendly. You can also try reaching out

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2022-05-17T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Trains seethe at landchad for not being a free market
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender is_it_possible_to_find_a_landlord_that_will_let}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not even surprised, I'm just a bit shocked at how many people are seething.
COMMENTS:
drumpf +15m +19 / -0
> I’m an autistic trans person, so I struggle with many things.
Yes, we noticed.
> I don’t want to deal with a landlord who is hostile to me
That's too bad. Maybe you shouldn't have chosen to be a retard?
:marseytrans2: :marseylaugh:

  birdenthusiast +13m +15 / -0
  >I am a trans woman and my former landlord was not very supportive. He was very old and didn’t really understand what was going on. I found a new landlord who is trans and he has been very supportive.
  :marseyxd::marseylaugh:

    drumpf +9m +8 / -0
    :marseyxd:
    :marseypass:

    Chtorrr +1h +3 / -0
    I know right, he just needs to transition and he'll be a good landlord.

  Marsey +1h +5 / -0
  It's not just the retardation, it's the fact that they are a woman.
  How do you have the mental capacity to function in society and still make the retarded decision to become a woman?
  All that time and money wasted, all that energy spent, just to be a woman. If you are too fucking stupid to realize how dumb it is why the fuck would you waste all that time and energy?
  I don't even have any problem with trans people in general, I just hate them so much because of how much of a bad decision it is to become a woman. It's not just stupid it's just so fucking stupid.

    drumpf +6h +1 / -0
    :marseyagree:

X +22m +16 / -0
lmao it's probably a train that will be removed from their job soon so they

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-05-01T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/religion :marseytrans2: tries to get /r/atheism :marseywitchtriggered: to shut down
URL: {REDDIT: r/religion ratheism_is_a_racist_transphobic_subreddit}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
But no they won't, because Atheists are too cool and non-cucked to be turned into redditor 41%ers.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +5m +3 / -0
> And even if you want to be an atheist, why do you need to be an asshole about it? Being an asshole is not a requirement for being an atheist.
lol

  Lord_Vivec +3m +3 / -0
  He's right. Most atheists I know are chill and just want to live their lives and not be hassled.

    peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
    There are some hardcore fundies who think if you don't believe in Jesus you're going to hell but most people who don't go to church are chill with it.

      Lord_Vivec +1m +3 / -0
      The people who will harass you are the ones that think you're going to hell and need to be dragged to Christ. is a church for them, and they want to preach to you.

        peepeehands +45s +4 / -0
        > You WILL believe in Jesus and you WILL be happy
        :#marseyandjesus:

          Lord_Vivec +2m +2 / -0
          I'm not a Christian but I would never bother people about their beliefs, they have the right to it. Same with atheists. They can be assholes, I just don't care.

  Shreddedmanlet +2m +2 / -0
  Atheists are the worst people.

    peepeehands +33s +2 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

  911roofer +1h +1 / -0
  That’s just lying.

  rakrakaon +1h +1 / -0
  Yeah, I don't think any of those people could be

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-05-02T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why does everyone hate the Jews?
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit why_does_everyone_hate_the_jews}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm sorry you people are so stupid.
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +2m +10 / -0
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  Lord_Vivec +1m +7 / -0
  I miss the old r/atheism when it was funny.

    ManBearFridge +1m +5 / -0
    It was the last bastion of humor on reddit

      Lord_Vivec +3m +4 / -0
      Yeah it was. I remember being a young teenager and finding it funny, and it's so sad it's all dead now.

        ManBearFridge +2m +5 / -0
        It was the last sub I ever left because it went to shit. I think it was when they stopped being allowed to ban users for being too rude.

          Lord_Vivec +2m +4 / -0
          I remember when r/atheism had a discussion on what to do with the more schizo atheists. One of them posted to r/collapse on how it was time to just abandon all the "useless people" and just have a bunch of people live in the wilderness and live off the land. It was pretty based and the admins shut it down.

      Dramamine +43m +4 / -0
      That was the best part about r/atheism. They would get butthurt about someone pointing out the logical conclusions of their beliefs.
      Then they got banned and most of them went to r/freethought which was just a bunch of retards whining about christianity being the reason for every evil in the world. I was there for the beginning, but it was already shit by the time I left

        ManBearFridge +1m +4 / -0
        I think they were fun for a little while after they got banned. I don't know what happened after that.

          Dramamine +3m +3 / -0
          I think it was on its way to becoming the /r/Christianity of atheism.

GT +11m +7 / -0
:#marseywrong

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-05-13T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/asktransgender makes a thread about the trains on reddit.
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender whats_your_opinion_on_transphobia_on_reddit}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
If you don't want to look at all the drama, it's all the same shit. Even the mods are coping about it.
COMMENTS:
X +3m +12 / -0
> [It's a shame that it's so easy to find so much hate on reddit. I know that in general, reddit is a conservative cesspool, but it's just so damn easy to find transphobia, and it's just such a shame to see that there are so many people who are so hateful. It's just so damn sad.]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender whats_your_opinion_on_transphobia_on_reddit})
:#marseymanysuchcases:
:#marseychudrentfree:
trans lives matter

  BigBussyHunter +5m +10 / -0
  > It's a shame that it's so easy to find so much hate on reddit.
  :#marseysmughips:
  It's almost like people are allowed to say whatever they want and hate speech is not banned anywhere on reddit :marseythinkorino:

    X +1m +9 / -0
    i'm sure the transphobes are just waiting for the day that trans lives matter isn't the top post of all time

      BigBussyHunter +4m +8 / -0
      :marseyxd: :marseywholesometrans:

  BigBussyHunter +10m +6 / -0
  :marseysmug2:
  {IMG}

BigBussyHunter +1m +7 / -0
The chuds are so close to getting a train derailment. They just need to keep it up :marseyclappingglasses:

TheOverSeether +1h +4 / -0
> /u/Another-User-9126
> I've been using reddit for a while, and I've noticed a trend where people who are transphobic tend to be very racist and sexist. I don't

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-01-21T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Incelbros... we won...
URL: {REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions is_it_possible_to_be_incels_and_not_be_racist}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Why yes, I'm an incel because I don't like dating fat people.
COMMENTS:
JimothyX2 +2m +12 / -0
no there is no difference

  Lord_Vivec +1m +7 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  drrockzosnose +8h +3 / -0
  Incel and incelcore are the same

lmaoprankt +3m +7 / -0
> I can’t be racist because I don’t have sex
:chudsmug:

ABC +3m +5 / -0
> [I am an incel because I don't date fat people]({REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions is_it_possible_to_be_incels_and_not_be_racist})
:#marseybased:

  Lord_Vivec +2m +5 / -0
  One of my favorite lines of all time.

  userturkey13 +2h +4 / -0
  I don’t think it’s a good reason though

    Marsey +2h +4 / -0
    It's not but it's funnier than just saying I don't like women

      userturkey13 +3m +3 / -0
      I agree :marseyill:

    goodNews4U +16m +3 / -0
    The Bible is clear that we are to love our neighbor as ourselves (Luke 10:27). This means that we should not judge others based on their appearance or lifestyle choices. The reason I don't think it's a good reason is because it is judging someone based on their appearance.

      userturkey13 +4m +3 / -0
      I agree :marseyill:

        goodNews4U +4m +5 / -0
        I agree? Agreed on what? You have to be more specific.

          userturkey13 +1m +3 / -0
          I agree that

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-04-02T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/religion has a thread about how Satanists are the Good Guys and don't need to repent
URL: {REDDIT: r/religion can_we_talk_about_how_satans_do_not_deserve_to}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A thread about Satanists who don't believe in God but want to destroy the West. Atheists and Christians duke it out.
COMMENTS:
FormerLurKONG +4m +12 / -0
> Satanism is a religion of peace
:#marseydisagree:

  ElectricFencePence +1h +9 / -0
  This reminds me of the time a satanist church in Australia offered to become a refugee sanctuary for the church of satan in Iran, because the latter was being persecuted by the authorities.
  You just know they were doing it for the LARP and not because they care about the Iranian church.

    FormerLurKONG +20m +6 / -0
    :marseyxd: Lmao. Yeah that's a good one.

  ElectricFencePence +1h +6 / -0
  > Satanism is a religion of peace
  :#marseyxd:

  ElectricFencePence +1h +6 / -0
  > Satanism is a religion of peace
  :#marseyxd:

  ElectricFencePence +1h +6 / -0
  > Satanism is a religion of peace
  :#marseyxd:

  ElectricFencePence +1h +6 / -0
  > Satanism is a religion of peace
  :#marseyxd:

  ElectricFencePence +1h +6 / -0
  > Satanism is a religion of peace
  :#marseyxd:

  ElectricFencePence +1h +6 / -0
  > Satanism is a religion of peace
  :#marseyxd:

  ElectricFencePence +1h +6 / -0
  > Satanism is a religion of peace
  :#marseyxd:

  ElectricFencePence +1h +6 / -0
  > Satanism

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2022-06-23T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey Tran is a heckin valid transhumanist! :marseytransflag2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Marsey has a penis now!
COMMENTS: N/A
Trans lives matter, unlike @Aevann's., and @carpathianflorist.

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-02-02T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's like watching a train wreck :marseytrain:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
/r/asktransgender is like watching a train wreck.
https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/
It's just tranny after tranny after tranny whining about how people don't like them and how they can't figure out why.
It's like watching a bunch of people who can't figure out why they're unpopular with people who don't like them.
!transphobes
COMMENTS:
X +15m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  Lord_Vivec +55s +7 / -0
  I'm not even a train hater. I just want them to stop being annoying.

    X +2m +10 / -0
    :#marseytransrentfree:

    BigBussyHunter +4m +5 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

  Cao_Cao +2m +5 / -0
  You know that's a young girl right?
  That's not a tranny.
  Is there a Marsey of the Little Mermaid?
  :marseymermaid:

    X +3m +7 / -0
    it's a train that looks like a girl lmao

      Cao_Cao +3m +5 / -0
      It's a real woman, not a train.
      {IMG}
      Or maybe it's a train that looks like a real woman. I don't know. I'm not going to check.

        X +4m +6 / -0
        :#marseytransrentfree:

  asshole +1h +4 / -0
  I dont see a difference between them at all.

    X +4m +4 / -0
    :#marseytransrentfree:

      asshole +3m +4 / -0
      I dont even know what that means. I dont know if you're serious or joking. I dont even know what "rent free" is. I dont even know if I have any opinions on the subject or if I'm just agreeing with you because I think you're funny.

        X +1m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-04-04T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The future is female, chud.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueUnpopularOpinion the_future_is_female}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Somehow, this is upvoted.
COMMENTS:
ABC +5m +11 / -0
> [I would say it's the future is female, but it's not. The future is trans, because the more trans people there are, the more women there are.]({REDDIT: r/TrueUnpopularOpinion the_future_is_female})
:marseyxd:

  peepeehands +10m +9 / -0
  if you don't want to fuck a dude in a dress you're a transphobic bigot

peepeehands +13m +9 / -0
> A lot of these people can't accept that even if the average woman is significantly more attractive than the average man, she still doesn't have a penis. You can't just dismiss that.
lol @ the implication that the average woman is "significantly more attractive" than the average man

  STAN_ARTMS +1h +5 / -0
  If they were, you wouldn't be seeing the average man whoring himself out for the average woman's gussy

  Clepsydra +1h +3 / -0
  I think it's just the fact that men are generally more muscular and so there's more to look at. Women have more curves but in my opinion they don't really have the same 'mass' to them.

    peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
    i like women's boobs and asses and i like men's abs and pecs

      Clepsydra +4m +3 / -0
      I'm just saying that in general, the female form isn't as three-dimensional as the male form is. It's a bit more like a flat picture, you know what I mean?

        peepeehands +5m +3 / -0
        fair enough i think the average male is more attractive than the average female but the opposite is also true
        a lot of it is personal preference

          Clepsydra +11m +2 / -0
          Yeah, I don't think there's any scientific consensus on

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-05-21T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/atheism has a thread on the 7th day of creation.
URL: {REDDIT: r/atheism whats_your_favourite_version_of_the_seventh_day}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
/u/EnchantedWater4674
> "The seventh day is a mystery. God rested, but not from the creation of the world, because that was finished. It is a mystery. The world is not yet finished, and it will not be finished until the seventh day. And the seventh day will be a long, long time from now." ― C.S. Lewis
/u/Aggressive_Dream4353
> I personally like the idea that God made time and time is relative, so that in the past it was a long time ago, but it also wasn't a long time ago because it's only a few days in God's time. It's also a bit like the big bang theory in that the time before the big bang is not a meaningful concept, so the creation of the universe is the beginning of time. That's why they use the phrase "day one" in Genesis, because it's a long time ago but not a long time ago because it's only a few days in God's time.
/u/Esoteric_Foamy_4769
> As someone who is very much a fan of the Book of Mormon (and one of the few people who actually read it), I always like the idea that the creation of the world was a joint effort between God and Jesus Christ.
/u/63453343234634
> The seventh day is the beginning of time. Before the seventh day, there was no time. Before the seventh day, there was no space. Before the seventh day, there was no matter. Before the seventh day, there was no energy. Before the seventh day, there was no life. Before the seventh day, there was no intelligence. Before the seventh day, there was no consciousness. Before the seventh day, there was no love. Before the seventh day, there was no hope. Before the seventh day, there was no joy. Before the seventh day, there was no peace. Before the seventh day, there was no happiness. Before the seventh day, there was no

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-05-06T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor has a lesbian panic attack
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender i_just_had_a_lesbian_panic_attack}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I am a gay trans woman. I went to a lesbian bar last night. I was a little worried about being transphobic, but the lesbians I met were super nice and inviting. At the bar, I had a panic attack. I'm sure it was because I was trans. I'm not really sure what I should do. Any advice?
> Also, I'm 14, so I'm pretty young.
Oh no, a 14 year old transbian has a panic attack after going to a lesbian bar.
COMMENTS:
MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +1h +11 / -0
> Also, I'm 14, so I'm pretty young.
>> I'm 14 too and I've been going to gay bars since I was 12.
The fact that there's a bunch of 14 year olds going to gay bars is just a sign of a healthy culture.

  Downie +7h +5 / -0
  The fact that they're allowed to have sex with adults is just a sign of a healthy culture.

    MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +1h +2 / -0
    I mean, that's the point of the gay bars.

KawaiiFembee +3h +7 / -0
> I’m 14 too and I’ve been going to gay bars since I was 12.
:#marseydespair:y I'm gonna be sicky

Guzzy +1h +6 / -0
:#marseydespair:

  Downie +7h +3 / -0
  >14
  :marseydespair:

    Guzzy +3h +1 / -0
    :#marseydespair:

Downie +8h +4 / -0
Transphobia in a lesbian bar, why are you surprised that a space created by lesbians is transphobic. This is why we need trans women, to be the radical centrist and make sure that both women and trans people are safe. The

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2022-08-31T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/TransPets gets a call from /r/AgainstHateSubreddits
URL: {REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits rtranspets_a_subreddit_for_trans_people_to_have}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Oh look, the "unmoderated" sub has a mod.
COMMENTS:
userturkey13 +3m +4 / -0
It’s very sad how bigoted people are. I’m so glad that I have a trans cat who loves me :marseybow:

  Lord_Vivec +1m +4 / -0
  I have a trans cat too but she's a she-cat.

    userturkey13 +57s +2 / -0
    That’s so cute :marseylove: too

      Lord_Vivec +1m +2 / -0
      Thank you! too!

        userturkey13 +13s +2 / -0
        :marseylove:@

  BrokeBackBuck +1h +2 / -0
  I have a trans dog who loves me :marseylove:

    userturkey13 +12m +2 / -0
    That’s so cute :marseylove:

  THOMAS +58m +1 / -0
  Yeah I have a trans cat too, but hes a he-cat

    userturkey13 +15m +2 / -0
    That’s so cute :marseylove: too

      THOMAS +4m +1 / -0
      :marseylove: too

  GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
  I have a trans cat who loves me :marseybow: too

    userturkey13 +16m +2 / -0
    That’s so cute :marseylove:

      GooooooldMember +20m +1 / -0
      :marseylove:

GooooooldMember +1h +2 / -0
> r/TransPets is an unmoderated subreddit, which is a known haven for

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-01-10T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseychonkerfoid: gets :marseycope: about being a fat fucking lazy bitch
URL: {REDDIT: r/vegan why_are_there_so_many_vegans_who_have_a_fat}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I have been vegan for over 10 years now. I have been in a vegetarians and vegans Facebook group for years now. I find it a little funny how many people who have been vegan for years and years are fat. I know that there are people who are not fat vegans. I just think that it’s a little odd how many of us are fat and lazy. We’re lazy because we don’t want to get up and go to the grocery store or make something healthy to eat. We’re fat because we eat a lot of processed foods and we don’t want to exercise. I don’t understand how these people can be vegan and not care about their health. I am fat and lazy, but I am trying to change. I am trying to eat healthier and exercise more. I don’t understand how people can be vegan and not care about their health.
Lots of cope about how veganism is healthy and not just a diet, a lifestyle and it's your fault for being fat.
COMMENTS:
s_a_n_t_b +11m +11 / -0
> 1000s of years of food production has created a system that efficiently distributes calories.
> Eating a vegan diet means that you're taking advantage of the system.
> It's a free calorie bonanza.
> I've been vegan for 5 years. I'm not fat. I'm a normal weight.
> I can walk for hours without issue. I can climb a hill. I can run a 10K.
> There's no health issue with eating a vegan diet.
> It's just a diet.
> I don't understand the problem here.
:#marseyxdoubt:

  Lord_Vivec +1m +6 / -0
  The problem is that he's a fatty and a lazy bum. There's no problem with being a vegan.

    s_a_n_t_b +11m +4 / -0
    I don't think he's a fatty or a lazy bum but he is

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-02-24T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/religion discusses the Jewish question. :marseymerchant::chadjew:
URL: {REDDIT: r/religion do_you_think_judaism_is_antisemitic}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Jews, Christians and Muslims all are antisemites according to reddit. :marseyemojirofl:
COMMENTS:
Jimbo_B_Beterson +2m +3 / -0
Jews are antisemitic

  JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

aminobastard +23m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  JohnDevereaux +56m +2 / -0
  :#marseyxd:
  {IMG}

911roofer +48m +1 / -0
It’s antisemitic to deny that the Jews are God’s Chosen people........cott

jararaca +1h +1 / -0
> As a Jew, I am not antisemitic. I'm not a Christian or a Muslim, so I don't see how I could be.
I wonder if it's just a coincidence that the "I'm not antisemitic" redditor is always a jew

  jararaca +2m +1 / -0
  I also wonder if the "i'm not antisemitic because I'm jewish" is the same as the "I'm not a racist because I'm black" but with less people making fun of it

    JohnDevereaux +37m +1 / -0
    >I'm not a racist because I'm black
    {IMG}

  jararaca +2m +1 / -0
  > You're right. I'm not a Christian or a Muslim so I don't see how I could be antisemitic. What's antisemitic is for Christians and Muslims to hate Jews because of their religion. That's the real antisemitism.
  I'm not racist because I'm black, I'm not antisemitic because I'm jewish, I'm not a nazi because I'm german, I'm not a slave because I'm black

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-05-06T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytunaktunak: :marseysaluteindia: asks :marseytrain: to not to take their job. :marseytrain: reply with a :marseytranspearlclutch:
URL: {REDDIT: r/india transgender_women_are_not_more_suited_to_be}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [OP is a person who is pushing for a transphobic agenda on this sub.]({REDDIT: r/india transgender_women_are_not_more_suited_to_be})
:marseytransattentionseeker:
> [I'm not sure if this is true. I know a few trans women who are incredibly successful at their jobs. Even the ones who are in traditional masculine roles like programmers and engineers.]({REDDIT: r/india transgender_women_are_not_more_suited_to_be})
:marseytrans2:
> [I was thinking of the same scenario when I read the headline. I am not sure about the situation in India, but in the US, there is a huge amount of discrimination against trans people, particularly trans women. They are less likely to be hired, paid less if they are hired, and often fired if they report discrimination. So I am not sure if the trans women would be any more or less suited to be a flight attendant.]({REDDIT: r/india transgender_women_are_not_more_suited_to_be})
:marseybrainlet:
> [OP seems to be a TERF and definitely not a conservative. Even conservatives are not this transphobic.]({REDDIT: r/india transgender_women_are_not_more_suited_to_be})
:marseytrans2:
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +2h +5 / -0
> [OP seems to be a TERF and definitely not a conservative. Even conservatives are not this transphobic.]({REDDIT: r/india transgender_women_are_not_more_suited_to_be})
>> [OP is a person who is pushing for a transphobic agenda on this sub.]({REDDIT: r/india transgender_women_are_not_more_suited_to_be})
:marseyconfused:
> [I was thinking of the same scenario when I read the

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2023-01-25T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/askgaybros and /r/gaybros are SEETHING over a :marseytrain: making a video about being a gay man.
URL: {REDDIT: r/askgaybros do_gay_men_actually_say_this}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
TLDR: A trans woman goes on TikTok and makes a video about how gay men are gay because they're not attracted to her.
The OP is a redditor and a gay man who can't take the video seriously and is just malding. The comments are a mix of the usual trainposting and gay men getting annoyed.
COMMENTS:
X +14m +6 / -0
i think it's mostly the "gay men" in that thread who are really seething and not the actual gay men
{IMG}

  Lord_Vivec +1m +4 / -0
  There are some gay men in there but most are just malding.

    X +6m +5 / -0
    i'm sure there are but i think the "you're not a real gay man because you don't want to fuck a woman" is a bit too far lol

      Lord_Vivec +3m +5 / -0
      It's the same shit with biofoids. I am not attracted to women, why do I have to be attracted to this 65 year old man with a beard and a wig?

        X +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseymanysuchcases:

        Penny +2m +4 / -0
        {YOUTUBE}

          Lord_Vivec +4m +4 / -0
          That's not the point. My point is that I'm gay as fuck and I'm not attracted to women. Why do I have to pretend to be attracted to this woman with a beard and a wig?

            Penny +4m +5 / -0
            it's bc they wanna be the same as us u guys n us girls just wanna be us

              Lord_Vivec +5m +4 / -0
              It's all about equality. Except they want to force everyone to be equal to them. It's the same shit as with the religious right. I don

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AUTHOR: Lord_Vivec
DATE: 2022-09-23T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Trains come out and support a cop killer in Portland
URL: {REDDIT: r/PortlandOR support_for_ryan_white_after_his_release_from}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Yeah, but he killed the police officer. He was the only one to get justice in this case.
Nooo you can't call out the :marseycop: for killing a black person in self defense, you need to support the :marseytrans2: who killed them in self defense.
COMMENTS:
HarryTrumanDorisDay +1h +6 / -0
> I’m not in Portland but I’m 100% in support of this man.
> It’s just sad the police have to go that far to abuse their power.
:marseyxd:

STAN_ARTMS +2h +3 / -0
> The comments section on that post is a microcosm of the problem that is the American justice system.
> The people who are there to maintain order are the same ones that need to be kept in check
The "people" who have to go out of their way to kill cops to have a good time are the ones who need to be kept in check
:#marseywrongthonk:

  Lord_Vivec +3m +3 / -0
  > The people who are there to maintain order
  In Portland? Nah, they're just there to go home to their families.

    STAN_ARTMS +37m +2 / -0
    Are they?

      Lord_Vivec +5h +1 / -0
      No, the police are there to do nothing but drive around in their cars. All the good ones quit the force and go into private security, which is why we have more and more of them in Portland. They're just a lot of shitty people who do it for the money, and they can't even get that. It's a terrible system, and it needs to be reformed.

        STAN_ARTMS +3h +1 / -0
        :#marseyhesright:

H +12h +1 / -0
{GIF}

JohnDevereaux +3h +1 / -0
>it's

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-10-11T16Z
HOLE: N/A
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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-08-25T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My friends decided to tell me about their sexual escapades but I'm not sure if I should be angry or sad? : dating
URL: {REDDIT: r/dating my_friends_decided_to_tell_me_about_their_sexual}
VOTES: +161 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
# <span style="color:red">The Story</span>
> I've been single for a long time. I have friends that I've been close to for years but I'm not as close with as other people I've known in the past. I'm 25 years old and still single. My friends are all 24-28. They all have been single for the past few years. A few of them have been in relationships but they've all ended. They all say they are looking for long term relationships.
> I was hanging out with one of my friends today and they told me that they had sex with 6 girls. That was shocking to me because I don't think they were ever in a relationship. I asked them about it and they said they were just in relationships but didn't work out. I was shocked by this.
> I don't know what to do. I'm not angry because I'm not in a relationship but I'm sad because I'm not in a relationship.
> I don't want to be in a relationship but I want to be in one. I don't want to be single anymore.
> I'm not sure what to do. I don't know what to say to them. I don't know what to do.
> I'm not sure if I should be angry or sad.
> I don't know what to do.
> I don't know what to say to them.
> I don't know what to do.
> I don't know what to do.
> I don't know what to do.
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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-09-05T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: (2016) Are you a real woman? If yes, please prove it. :marseyfrozenchosen:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit are_you_a_real_woman_if_yes_please_prove_it}
VOTES: +120 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have seen this post dozens of times and each time I just get reminded how much of a pathetic state the average reddit woman is in. I am still amazed how these women are capable of living their lives. A lot of them even have kids and I don't know how they do it. I am not even sure if they are women at all. I think they are just 40 year old men in a dress.
> I’m pregnant and have been for 15 months. I’m a real woman.
>> Proof?
>>> I’m a real woman and I’m pregnant. I’m not going to post pictures of my pregnant belly. I’m not going to post pictures of my vagina to prove that I’m a woman. If you’re a real woman you can have a vagina and not be pregnant. If you’re a real woman you can be pregnant and not have a vagina. If you’re a real woman you can be pregnant and have a vagina. If you’re a real woman you can be pregnant and not have a vagina. If you’re a real woman you can be pregnant and have a vagina. If you’re a real woman you can be pregnant and not have a vagina. If you’re a real woman you can be pregnant and have a vagina. If you’re a real woman you can be pregnant and not have a vagina. If you’re a real woman you can be pregnant and have a vagina. If you’re a real woman you can be pregnant and not have a vagina. If you’re a real woman you can be pregnant and have a vagina. If you’re a real woman you can be pregnant and not have a vagina. If you’re a real woman you can be pregnant and have a vagina. If you’re a real woman you can be pregnant and not have a vagina. If you’re a real woman you can be pregnant and have a vagina. If you’re a real woman you can be pregnant and not have a vagina. If you’re a real woman you can be pregnant and have a vagina. If you’re

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2023-03-19T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My gf wants to be a domme
URL: https://archived.moe/r9k/thread/71866823
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
> She is a very dominant and controlling person and I am fine with that but she wants to be a domme and I don't really want to do that. Is that weird?
> I want to do it once but not be into it.
> The reason I don't want to be into it is because I think I am too retarded to be a domme. Like I can't think of any specific examples but I feel like I would be a bad domme.
> Also I am a very submissive person, I like doing things other people tell me to do. I don't really want to be in charge of anything.
> I think I am a good domme for her because I don't get angry or upset when she is mean to me. But I don't think I would be a good domme for other people because I would get angry and upset.
> I think she is a good domme for me because she doesn't get angry or upset when I am mean to her. But I don't think she would be a good domme for other people because she would get angry and upset.
> I don't think I would be a good domme for other people because I would get angry and upset.
> I don't think she would be a good domme for other people because she would get angry and upset.
> I don't think I would be a good domme for other people because I would get angry and upset.
> I don't think she would be a good domme for other people because she would get angry and upset.
> I don't think I would be a good domme for other people because I would get angry and upset.
> I don't think she would be a good domme for other people because she would get angry and upset.
> I don't think I would be a good domme for other people because I would get angry and upset.
> I don't think she would be a good domme for other people because she would get angry and upset.
> I don't think I would be a good domme for other people because I would get angry and upset.
> I

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-08-16T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Are you happy with your life right now? Do you think you will ever be happy? : AskReddit
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit are_you_happy_with_your_life_right_now_do_you}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I am happy with my life and I will be forever happy with my life.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit are_you_happy_with_your_life_right_now_do_you})
> [I am 37 and I have a loving wife who I'm happy with and we have been together for 11 years. We have 2 beautiful kids who I love dearly and we have a great life. I work in a field that I love and my parents are healthy and doing well.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit are_you_happy_with_your_life_right_now_do_you})
> [I'm happy with my life and I'm happy with the life that I have built for myself and my family. I'm happy with my life and I'm happy with the life that I have built for myself and my family.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit are_you_happy_with_your_life_right_now_do_you})
>> I'm happy with my life and I'm happy with the life that I have built for myself and my family.
>> I'm happy with my life and I'm happy with the life that I have built for myself and my family.
>>> I'm happy with my life and I'm happy with the life that I have built for myself and my family.
>>> I'm happy with my life and I'm happy with the life that I have built for myself and my family.
>>>> I'm happy with my life and I'm happy with the life that I have built for myself and my family.
>>>> I'm happy with my life and I'm happy with the life that I have built for myself and my family.
>>>>> I'm happy with my life and I'm happy with the life that I have built for myself and my family.
>>>>>> I'm happy with my life and I'm happy with the life that I have built for myself and my family.
>>>>>>> I'm happy with my life and I'm happy with the life that I have built for myself and my family.
>>>>>>>> I'm happy with my life and I'm

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-08-28T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [G*mers] [Minecraft] Popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer Vaush's wife is being called out for plagiarism in her PhD thesis
URL: {REDDIT: r/VaushV vaushs_wife_is_being_called_out_for_plagiarism_in}
VOTES: +101 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Original post on the topic](https://www.reddit.com/user/garlicdoors/comments/xm13xk/vaushs_wife_is_being_called_out_for_plagiarism_in/)
[First comment](https://www.reddit.com/user/Sarah_Wu_2022/comments/xm13xk/vaushs_wife_is_being_called_out_for_plagiarism_in/)
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**Short explanation**
- Vaush is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer with 3.2m subscribers and 440k followers on Twitch.
- He's known for his politics (anarcho-communism) and his love for sex toys.
- He also has a wife who is a PhD student at the University of California.
- The woman was [called out](https://www.reddit.com/user/garlicdoors/comments/xm13xk/vaushs_wife_is_being_called_out_for_plagiarism_in/) for plagiarism in her PhD thesis.
- [Here's the official document with the plagiarism in it.](https://www.reddit.com/user/Sarah_Wu_2022/comments/xm13xk/vaushs_wife_is_being_called_out_for_plagiarism_in/)
---
**Reaction**
- [VaushV (Vaush's subreddit)]({REDDIT: r/VaushV vaushs_wife_is_being_called_out_for_plagiarism_in})
- [VaushV (Vaush's subreddit) part 2]({REDDIT: r/VaushV vaushs_wife_is_being_called_out_for_plagiarism_in})
- [VaushV (Vaush's subreddit) part 3]({REDDIT: r/VaushV vaushs_wife_is_being_called_out_for_plagiarism_in})
- [VaushV (Vaush's subreddit) part 4]({RE

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-09-21T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [AntiCarpCoomerPost] Finally someone made a funny comment
URL: /post/105634/chesscom-celebrates-the-birthday-of-the/2741023?context=8#context
VOTES: +22 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@aevann @carpathianflorist
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +2h +11 / -0
Someone's got to do it, and it might as well be carp

  Losercel +4m +12 / -0
  He's not even funny :marseyeyeroll:

    arseupwrongo +1h +6 / -0
    I like how he's such a massive attention seeker that he's got people to actually respond to his comments

      Losercel +1h +5 / -0
      He's not even funny :marseyeyeroll:

        arseupwrongo +1h +4 / -0
        I'm just going to assume that's a lie

    pippy +2h +3 / -0
    He's not funny, but he's funny funny. He's funny because he's a retard who's funny.
    {GIF}

Penny +11m +9 / -0
r u gonna start hanging out with the chessfags bb?

  Losercel +2m +10 / -0
  It's too late for me, I'm too old now :marseysad:

    Penny +2m +7 / -0
    :@losercelpat: :marseycheerup:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4h +4 / -0
    You're not old enough to know how to play chess?

      Losercel +12h +2 / -0
      No, I just don't care anymore.

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:

          Losercel +2h +2 / -0
          I was never that good at chess but I can tell you that most chessfags are socially retarded and it's a shame that the game is considered 'intellectual'

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-07-12T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Covid] 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-08-22T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to act as a woman
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is how you can learn how to act as a woman in current year. Literally just be a woman.
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +8 / -0
:marseybooba:

  Losercel +1m +8 / -0
  It's a moid btw

    Maximus +44s +7 / -0
    :marseyitsover:

    NO +2h +3 / -0
    It's always a moid. Hilarious how it's always a moid.

      Losercel +8m +2 / -0
      You know this is not a woman right?

        NO +1m +2 / -0
        It's not?

          Losercel +4m +3 / -0
          :#marseyagreefast:

            NO +2m +2 / -0
            :#marseyitsover:

Penny +1h +3 / -0
fakkit i know irl that looks like a tranny but I just want to see the face

  Losercel +2m +2 / -0
  Face is not that bad but the body is

    Penny +2m +3 / -0
    :marseyeyeroll: can u post it tho pls
    trans lives matter

      Losercel +4m +3 / -0
      {REDDIT: r/Transgender_Surgeries fat_trans_girls_who_had_top_surgery}

        Penny +12m +3 / -0
        lol u got her banned bb :marseyemojirofl: thank u tho i was bout to be like but y not the face too 😒
        trans lives matter

          Losercel +2m +2 / -0
          I just posted a link to the original post and then closed it again. I'm not an evil person.
          :marseyblowkiss:

            Penny +4m +3 / -0
            :marseyxd: like u need to tell me that bb i don’t hate u
            trans lives matter

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-08-03T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [lolcows] this is a very small thread about a redditor who claims to have a unique mind and his obsession with Starcraft
URL: {REDDIT: r/StarCraft2 i_know_its_hard_to_believe_but_i_am_100_not}
VOTES: +45 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
**I know it's hard to believe, but I am 100% NOT trolling.**
For those of you who don't know me, I am a social outcast. I don't have a lot of friends, and I don't talk to people very often. I am very intelligent, but I have a very unique mind. I don't think like most people do, and I don't understand why people don't get my jokes.
I am a fan of Starcraft 2, and I have been playing it for a very long time. I know a lot about the game, and I have a lot of experience with it. I have played a lot of games, and I have won a lot of games. I am very good at the game, and I have a lot of experience with it.
I don't think that I am the best player in the world, but I am definitely one of the best players in the world. I have a lot of experience with the game, and I know a lot about the game. I have played a lot of games, and I have won a lot of games. I am very good at the game, and I have a lot of experience with it.
I don't think that I am the best player in the world, but I am definitely one of the best players in the world. I have a lot of experience with the game, and I know a lot about the game. I have played a lot of games, and I have won a lot of games. I am very good at the game, and I have a lot of experience with it.
---
> [Here's a game you can play in your head. It's called chess, and it's a lot more fun than Starcraft 2.]({REDDIT: r/StarCraft2 i_know_its_hard_to_believe_but_i_am_100_not})
> [The game is a lot more fun than Starcraft 2, and it's a lot more

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-08-22T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Losercel's Top 5 Least Favorite Players of All Time
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've decided to make this list before I take a 10 day break and I'm still in the mood for writing about video games so here it is:
### 5. Miles Morales
As I said in my previous post, I don't care about the game but I hate the character. Everything about him is annoying. The way he moves and how he talks. His face is ugly and his skin is ugly. I just hate him. It's overrated and it's probably the least enjoyable game in the series. You can probably do the game in one sitting.
### 4. Sylas
He is a small character and there is no reason for him to be in the game. He has no purpose other than being an annoying whiny bitch. He looks like shit and he plays like shit. He is the most annoying character in the game and he is the worst character in the game. He is the worst character in the game.
### 3. Kairi
I don't know why this character is so popular. She is ugly and she is annoying. She has no purpose other than being an annoying whiny bitch. She looks like shit and she plays like shit. She is the most annoying character in the game and she is the worst character in the game. She is the worst character in the game.
### 2. Axel
He is a small character and there is no reason for him to be in the game. He has no purpose other than being an annoying whiny bitch. He looks like shit and he plays like shit. He is the most annoying character in the game and he is the worst character in the game. He is the worst character in the game.
### 1. Roxas
He is a small character and there is no reason for him to be in the game. He has no purpose other than being an annoying whiny bitch. He looks like shit and he plays like shit. He is the most annoying character in the game and he is the worst character in the game. He is the worst character in the game.
COMMENTS:
Losercel +28m +7 / -0
I don't really know why I decided to make this

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-07-10T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Which one of you is this? :marseyxd:
URL: https://old.reddit.com/user/Khaoskid664
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +6m +9 / -0
It's definitely a dramatard, but it's not me.

  Losercel +4m +5 / -0
  Well of course not. I know what's up.
  :marseysmug3:

    Enrico_Motassa +5m +5 / -0
    I'm just not that much of a lolcow.

      Losercel +2m +5 / -0
      You're not a lolcow but you are a lolcow to me :marseylove:

        Enrico_Motassa +41s +5 / -0
        :#marseylove:

      BroxyKong +1h +2 / -0
      It's just a matter of how much of a lolcow you want to be.

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +4 / -0
    I know what's up. :marseyexcited:

      Losercel +3m +3 / -0
      :marseylove:

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +3 / -0
        :marseyembrace:

  CarpathiarFlorist +14m +1 / -0
  He's not a dramatard. He's a discordcel.

    Enrico_Motassa +1m +3 / -0
    There are no dramatards in discord.

      CarpathiarFlorist +1m +1 / -0
      Yeah but this one is a discordcel.

        Enrico_Motassa +2m +2 / -0
        He's also a lolcow, but he's not a dramatard.

          CarpathiarFlorist +2m +2 / -0
          :#marseyshrug:

NeolibKong +1h +2 / -0
Is he a lolcow?

  Losercel +40m +2 / -0
  :

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-07-10T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymanlet:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +93 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
Sasanka_of_Gauda +20m +46 / -0
I have no idea who this is but
:#marseymanlet:

  Dramamine +2m +28 / -0
  :#marseymanlet:
  Inshallah

  Hoss +1h +12 / -0
  >who this is
  It's the guy who got his dick sucked by the dude who played the Joker in the 2019 movie.

  GooooooldMember +1h +4 / -0
  Chris Pratt

    hereforabit +46m +5 / -0
    Nah this is the joker guy

    Sasanka_of_Gauda +1m +3 / -0
    :marseydisagree:

coned +20m +20 / -0
what the fuck is this "whale" guy? this is some alt right dog whistling.

  Losercel +2m +13 / -0
  It's the guy who sucked the Joker's dick in that movie with the trans woman.

    coned +49s +14 / -0
    yeah, but what's "whale" about him? he's not even fat. he's just a normal sized guy. :scoot:

      Losercel +4m +11 / -0
      I don't know either but I like the name so I sticked with it.

      GooooooldMember +1h +5 / -0
      Like in the movie he gets fat. So hes a whale in that movie. Hence the joke

        coned +1m +2 / -0
        i really don't think he's a whale in the movie, though. he's just a normal sized guy, like in this picture. :scoot:

          GooooooldMember +4m +4 / -0
          In the movie he eats a lot of food and gets fat

            coned +2m +2 / -0
            so...he's not

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-06-15T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not Drama] [Effortpost] [Random] I saw a guy in the gym today and it reminded me of how many people are truly pathetic
URL: N/A
VOTES: +122 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Not even a week ago I saw a guy in my gym. He looked like your typical gymcel: short, skinny, balding, wearing a gym shirt and shorts. Not really special in any way except for the fact that he was 55 years old. He was not even the oldest person in the gym. I think I saw a 60 year old guy who was doing a workout which consisted of 10 push-ups and a 10 minute walk on the treadmill. I know, I know, you are thinking, "who cares about old people?" The point is that these people are old and they are still lifting weights. They are still doing push-ups. They are still walking on the treadmill. They are still doing something to improve their health and fitness. They are not sitting around being fat and unhealthy. They are not sitting around being depressed and miserable. They are not sitting around being pathetic. They are not sitting around being losers. They are not sitting around being losers. They are not sitting around being losers. They are not sitting around being losers. They are not sitting around being losers. They are not sitting around being losers.
COMMENTS:
Losercel +1m +50 / -0
Some of you are alright, don't go to the gym tomorrow.

  WootFatigue +32m +37 / -0
  {IMG}

    TheOverSeether +1h +13 / -0
    :#marseybooba:

      Crisco +16h +2 / -0
      @bbbb

  lmaoprankt +11m +29 / -0
  I am still alive

  UraniumDonGER +55m +12 / -0
  I'll go to the gym tomorrow and lift the bar of your new title

  dog_eated_wasp +12h +3 / -0
  I'm not a gymcel, I lift my own weight in the park

carpathianflorist +2m +39 / -0

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-09-09T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for the 2022 FIFA World Cup after the first day of the tournament
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-11209471/Qatar-2022-World-Cup-predictions-England-Argentina-France-Portugal-Spain.html
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
[Article](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-11209471/Qatar-2022-World-Cup-predictions-England-Argentina-France-Portugal-Spain.html)
COMMENTS:
Certifiedbussyoperator +3m +14 / -0
>no burger predicted wins
:marseyitsover:

  Dramamine +5h +2 / -0
  How many matches are they going to be in? They're not even playing until next week. The USA is always going to be a big underdog in the first round with a bunch of teams that have played together for years.

    Certifiedbussyoperator +20m +2 / -0
    >they are not going to be in the first round
    >They are not going to be in the second round
    >They are not going to be in the third round
    >They are not going to be in the fourth round
    >They are not going to be in the fifth round
    >They are not going to be in the sixth round
    >They are not going to be in the seventh round
    >They are not going to be in the eighth round
    >They are not going to be in the ninth round
    >They are not going to be in the tenth round
    >They are not going to be in the eleventh round
    >They are not going to be in the twelfth round
    >They are not going to be in the thirteenth round
    >They are not going to be in the fourteenth round
    >They are not going to be in the fifteenth round
    >They are not going to be in the sixteenth round
    >They are not going to be in the seventeenth round

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-07-22T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor takes a break from his workout routine to post on r/povertyfinance
URL: {REDDIT: r/povertyfinance 27_years_old_i_have_no_money}
VOTES: +66 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Hi, I'm 27 years old and I have no money. I live in a city in Canada, and I have been working for almost 3 years in a retail store. I earn about 2000 per month and I have no savings. I have been trying to save money, but I can't because I have no money. I have no savings, I have no money for my rent, I have no money for my food, I have no money for my bills. I have no money for anything. I have no money for my car, I have no money for my car insurance, I have no money for my car repairs. I have no money for my health insurance, I have no money for my gym membership, I have no money for my personal trainer. I have no money for my education, I have no money for my job training, I have no money for my career. I have no money for my friends, I have no money for my family. I have no money for my hobbies, I have no money for my vacations. I have no money for my future, I have no money for my retirement. I have no money for my dreams, I have no money for my goals. I have no money for my life. I have no money for anything. I have no money for anything. I have no money for anything. I have no money for anything. I have no money for anything. I have no money for anything. I have no money for anything. I have no money for anything. I have no money for anything.
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> I'm 27 years old, I have no money, I have no savings, I have no money for my rent, I have no money for my food, I have no money for my bills, I have no money for my car, I have no money for my car insurance, I have no money for my car repairs, I have no money for my health insurance, I have no money for my gym membership, I have no money for my personal trainer, I have no money for my education, I have

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-07-16T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Weekly] Football (soccer) Discussion Thread #6
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
#### Welcome to the 6th weekly football discussion thread! :marseywholesome:
Thank you to @rdramamademegay for pinning this thread. :marseyloveyou:
---
#### [Last Week's Thread](https://rdrama.net/post/85874/weekly-football-soccer-discussion-thread-5)
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### The world cup is over, it's time to move on :marseycool:
#### Let's start with the **English Premier League** :marseyjam:
##### Manchester City are the champions of England (again) :marseywholesome:
{IMG}
I don't think I've ever seen such a dominant performance. The only thing that could have made it better was if they had won it all. However, they were still able to win the league, the FA cup, and the CL. As of now, they are the only team in the history of the sport to achieve this feat. They also won a quadruple in the 2017/18 season. It's truly incredible to see the level of dominance they have achieved in the EPL.
##### Manchester United are relegated :marseycrying:
{IMG}
I don't know what to say. They are a huge club and were once the greatest in the world. Now they are relegated to the second tier. I think the only way they can recover is if they sell all their best players and start again. It's a shame that they have to go through this. However, I am sure that they will come back stronger.
#### The **Bundesliga** is over :marseycry:
##### Borussia Dortmund are the champions of Germany (again) :marseywholesome:
{IMG}
They are a great team and have been for a long time. They have been in the top four of the Bundesliga for the past five seasons. They have also won the DFL-Supercup in 2022. They are a great team and I am sure that they will continue to be a great team in the future.
##### Bayern Munich are relegated :marseycrying:
{IMG}
They

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-11-06T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [goombling] [important] [statistics] [PSA] [Mandatory] [REQUIRED]
URL: N/A
VOTES: +82 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
When I tried to make a [post](https://rdrama.net/post/121462/goombling-thread-daily-thread) about the goombling thread I realized that the thread has a different name every time. So I made this post to make it easier to find it.
It's called **Goombling Thread - Daily Goombling Thread** and it is the 24/7 goombling thread. You can find it by searching the name of the thread in the search bar. It's also pinned every day. It's where you go to goomble.
---
So please stop asking where to goomble. It's here. Every day. The name is different every time. It's not hard. If you can't find it you're too retarded to goomble.
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +1m +53 / -0
I don't understand goombling. How do I get coins?

  Losercel +52s +37 / -0
  It's called gambling. Learn the difference.

    garlicdoors +2m +44 / -0
    Oh no that's even worse! I don't gamble. I'm a degenerate gambler!

    userturkey13 +4m +16 / -0
    I don’t even know what gambling is. I think it’s a fancy way of saying sex.

      Losercel +1m +25 / -0
      Goombling is the act of gambling on a website. Gambling is the act of gambling in general.

        userturkey13 +1m +19 / -0
        Oh ok thank you :marseyill:

        Zenzic +1h +15 / -0
        So goombling is like sex on the internet? I see.

          Losercel +3m +12 / -0
          :#marseyagree:

            Penny +14m +11 / -0
            :marseydisgust: eww

              Losercel +3m

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-06-14T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The King of the Dot is dead at 32
URL: https://heavy.com/news/king-of-the-dot-tyler1-dead
VOTES: +64 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
# RIP
COMMENTS:
Losercel +4m +69 / -0
He was a good guy
He just... couldn't stop drinking
He just... couldn't stop drinking
He just... couldn't stop drinking

  box +1h +13 / -0
  If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best :marseycool:

carpathianflorist +2m +57 / -0
That’s what you get for playing DotA 2, you fucking loser
:#marseylaugh:

  Losercel +2m +40 / -0
  He was one of the few good people in the DotA 2 community. He even got banned for years for admitting that he really hated the game. I'm not sure if he was a good person but he definitely was a great guy.

    carpathianflorist +2m +29 / -0
    I liked him and it’s really sad that he died but I’m not going to pretend to know anything about dota or care about his passing besides that it’s unfortunate.

      Losercel +3m +30 / -0
      It's unfortunate for sure, but he had a great life. He got to play the game he loved, he got to travel the world, and he got to be surrounded by people who loved him. He died doing what he loved, and that's all that matters.

        carpathianflorist +1m +25 / -0
        Yeah I don’t think he had much to live for. He was very very lucky that he got to do what he loved, and he did it for a long time. And he did it really well. And he got to travel the world. And he got to be surrounded by people who loved him. But he had a great life. And he died doing what he loved. And that’s all that matters.

          Losercel +1m +21 / -0
          He was very very lucky that he got to do

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-10-01T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [not drama] I had the weirdest dream ever last night
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It was a combination of several things. First, I was playing a game of basketball with my friend, then we were in a restaurant and we ordered some dishes but we couldn't get any of it because the restaurant owner was a huge asshole. Then, we were in the woods, and we found a huge hole in the ground and we decided to jump into it. The hole led to a huge underground city, and we started exploring it. We found a bunch of different rooms and areas, and we were amazed by the size and beauty of the city. We explored for a while, and then we decided to go back to the surface. When we got to the surface, we realized that it was daytime, and we were surprised that we had spent so much time underground. Then, we decided to go home, and when we got there, we realized that it was already dark outside, and we were surprised that we had spent so much time underground.
COMMENTS:
jackie +1h +4 / -0
I had a similar dream where I wanted to visit some underground place, but it was forbidden for some reason. I then tried to convince the authorities that I would be fine and that it's a good idea to let me go. They eventually relented and I was able to visit the forbidden place. When I came back, I realized that I had been gone for a long time and that I had missed out on a lot of things. I was also surprised that I had been able to visit the forbidden place, because I had thought that it was impossible. I was then told that I had been visited by a spirit and that it had given me the courage to do what I wanted. I was amazed by this and I realized that I had been given a second chance at life. I was then told that I had been chosen to be a leader and that I had to make the right choices. I was then given a task to do and I was told that I had to do it by a certain time. I was then given a deadline and I was told that I had to do it by a certain time. I was then given a deadline and I was told that I had to do it by a certain time

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-09-21T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [league of legends] Faker (gaming's GOAT) had a little breakdown on stream
URL: N/A
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You probably don't know who Faker is but he is the best League player of all time. Here is the stream in question where he completely loses it:
{YOUTUBE}
He was playing vs the most hated team in the world (G2) and losing 0-2. He then proceeds to yell at his team, tell them to fuck off, etc. He even tells the team to go and drink themselves to death. He is currently suspended for this.
COMMENTS:
Patrick_Tomlinson +3m +13 / -0
>he is the best League player of all time
:#marseyxdoubt:

  Losercel +1m +11 / -0
  What are you talking about? You know he is the best. In the last 10 years there was no one close to Faker.

    Patrick_Tomlinson +1m +7 / -0
    he wasnt the best at the time of his peak he was just the best at the time because he was the only one good enough to be pro. I've never seen him play but I know he sucks.

      Losercel +3m +5 / -0
      Faker peaked in 2018. By that time there was already a lot of competition. Most of his career Faker was already the best player in the world. He just never showed it on stream because he's a humble guy.

        Patrick_Tomlinson +2m +6 / -0
        no he wasn't he was the best at the time of his peak because he was the only one good enough to be pro. I've never seen him play but I know he sucks.

          Losercel +3m +4 / -0
          He is the GOAT. He has been in the LCS for 7 years. He won 3 world titles. He is the only player to win 2 TI championships. He is the only player to win 2 different games. He is the best player in the world.
          You are wrong.

            Patrick_Tomlinson +2m +6 / -0
            he isn

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-06-01T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a 30 year old woman and I just got dumped by a 25 year old guy, AMA
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskWomenOver30 im_a_30_year_old_woman_and_i_just_got_dumped_by}
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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-09-14T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: mfw I am in the top 1% of rdrama users
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +148 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +5m +54 / -0
I was 1% for a while but then I lost 1% and then I gained 1% and then I lost 1% again but I think I’m finally back to 1% now

  Losercel +4m +57 / -0
  I was 0.1% for a while but then I lost 0.1% and then I gained 0.1% and then I lost 0.1% again but I think I’m finally back to 0.1% now

    August +1h +27 / -0
    I was 0.01% for a while but then I lost 0.01% and then I gained 0.01% and then I lost 0.01% again but I think I’m finally back to 0.01% now

      1 +17m +16 / -0
      I was 0.001% for a while but then I lost 0.001% and then I gained 0.001% and then I lost 0.001% again but I think I’m finally back to 0.001% now

        loli_esports +3h +4 / -0
        I was 0.0001% for a while but then I lost 0.0001% and then I gained 0.0001% and then I lost 0.0001% again but I think I’m finally back to 0.0001% now

          lain +2h +2 / -0
          I was 0.00001% for a while but then I lost 0.00001% and then I gained 0.00001% and then I lost 0.00001% again but I think I’m finally back to 0.00001%

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-11-18T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [NO DRAMA] Post your favorite MTG cards
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +3m +5 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}

  Losercel +1m +4 / -0
  I'm not a MTG fan but I'm still surprised how much value they have.
  {IMG}

    garlicdoors +1m +2 / -0
    > I'm not a MTG fan
    Then why are you here?

      Losercel +2m +2 / -0
      I'm a professional g*mer not a professional g*mer g*mer.

        garlicdoors +1m +2 / -0
        You're a professional gamer? :marseysoypoint: What game? :marseysoypoint:

          Losercel +2m +2 / -0
          That's a secret
          :marseyglow2:
          ||I'm a pro poker player||

            garlicdoors +1m +2 / -0
            :marseysoypoint: Poker!!! I love poker!

              Losercel +1m +2 / -0
              :marseysoypoint:
              {IMG}

                garlicdoors +1m +2 / -0
                :marseysoypoint:
                {IMG}

                  Losercel +1m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    garlicdoors +4m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}
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                      Losercel +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        garlicdoors +46s +2 / -0
                        :marseysoypoint:
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                          Losercel +2m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            garlicdoors +52s +2 / -0
                            :marseysoypoint:
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  Losercel +2m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

Losercel +1m +4 / -0
{IMG}

Losercel +49s +3 / -0
{IMG}

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-06-13T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Wishful thinking] This is my perfect wife: tall, blonde, fit, perfect body, great breasts, and a great ass
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://archived.moe/v/thread/614614082
COMMENTS:
Losercel +30s +3 / -0
@losercel in the top left corner lmao

  Losercel +1m +4 / -0
  Also @losercel know this is just @losercel's coping mechanism but this is what @losercel think of when @losercel imagine my future wife:
  {IMG}

    Losercel +1m +4 / -0
    @losercel think @losercel is getting better at posting. @losercel could do this all day.

    Urboros +1h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      Losercel +1m +2 / -0
      This is literally me

        Urboros +45m +2 / -0
        I always imagined you as an incel, but I guess you're not, you just like shitposting and being an asshole.

          Losercel +22m +2 / -0
          Thanks, I've always been an asshole.

            Urboros +44m +2 / -0
            I just don't know what's more of a seethe, the "incel" or the "look at my foid" shit. It's all the same to me. Just click on it and pretend to not read the posts. That's how I do it.

              Losercel +27m +2 / -0
              It's not seethe, it's just cope. @losercel want a woman like the one in the picture but she is a million miles away from @losercel's reach. At least it's fun to daydream about it.

  Urboros +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

peepeehands +11m +3 / -0
>My dick is big enough to fit between her thighs, but not big enough to fit between her thighs.
lol

  Losercel +3

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-08-11T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: YWNBAW
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +122 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Avalon +11m +43 / -0
The funniest part is that he's not even wrong. The "worse than Hitler" thing is all too common and the "people" who say it are the same ones who get mad when you actually compare Hitler to others like Stalin and Pol Pot.

  Losercel +4m +33 / -0
  The irony is that he is right because Hitler was a genius and he did not kill millions of people, just a few.

    Fat_Cock_Brock +1h +20 / -0
    :#marseyauthright:

      ACA +1h +8 / -0
      Hitler was a closeted homosexual who was in a long-term relationship with Ernst Roehm, head of the SA, who was also gay.

    bibbobnotabot +3h +3 / -0
    what do u mean he killed millions of people? He was trying to make the world a better place

  Flibbertigibbet +33m +12 / -0
  Stalin was a very nice guy, you know.

    BussySlayer +1h +10 / -0
    He put a lot of jews in camps and made sure the nazi’s were killed so he was a hero

    ACA +2h +5 / -0
    Stalin was a Russian woman who was trans into a man

      Flibbertigibbet +2h +2 / -0
      :marseytrans2:

  prrk2 +6h +5 / -0
  Stalin was a lot worse than Hitler because the people he killed were annoying and deserved it. Hitler killed a bunch of Jews and that’s just fucked up.

    Avalon +2m +2 / -0
    And yet they're the same people who whine about the "Nazis" being "just like Stalin".

  JohnDevereaux +10h +3 / -0
  >Stalin and Pol Pot
  They were a whole lotta worse than Hitler, but they weren't genocidal.

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-06-28T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: When will we get married? :marseydepressed:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest when_will_we_get_married}
VOTES: +40 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm 27F and have been with my boyfriend (36M) for 6 years. We have been together since we were 21 and 22 years old respectively. I have been with him since high school and he has been with me since college. I was a virgin when we started dating and I have been with only him ever since. I am very much in love with him and he is the love of my life. We have talked about marriage many times. He always says that he would like to marry me but he isn't ready to commit to that level of relationship. I understand that he needs time to feel comfortable with the idea of marriage but I feel like he has been dragging his feet for far too long. I am starting to worry that he may not actually want to marry me at all. When do you think we will get married?
> EDIT: I want to thank everyone for their kind words and advice. I feel much better now that I know that I am not alone in my feelings. I will continue to wait patiently for him to propose and I will also continue to work on myself so that I can be the best wife he deserves.
> EDIT 2: I wanted to say thank you to everyone who has given me advice and support. I am so grateful for all of you. I will take your advice to heart and I will continue to work on myself. I hope that one day I will be able to say that I am married to the man of my dreams. Thank you again for everything!
---
> I’m a little concerned. I had a friend who had a boyfriend that was 10 years older than her. They were in their mid 30’s. He was a true manipulator and an abusive asshole. He said the same thing. I still worry about her. I’m so sorry.
>> I'm a little concerned. I had a friend who had a boyfriend that was 10 years older than her. They were in their mid 30’s. He was a true manipulator and an abusive asshole. He said the same thing. I still worry

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-07-03T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/TwoXChromosomes - I feel like a lot of men are underestimating how easy it is for women to just not have sex with them. :marseycope: :marseyseethe:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_feel_like_a_lot_of_men_are_underestimating_how}
VOTES: +224 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I feel like a lot of men are underestimating how easy it is for women to just not have sex with them.
I have a couple of examples of this:
1. A guy I was seeing was asking me to have sex with him a lot, and was getting really frustrated when I wasn't having sex with him.
One day, when we were having a fight, I asked him why he wasn't having sex with me. He said that he's never had sex before and he's really into sex so he thought that I would want to have sex with him as well. I was like, no, I don't. It's really hard to explain to a man who has never had sex what sex is like, and he can't just go home and watch porn to figure it out.
2. A guy I was seeing asked me to have sex with him a lot, but I wasn't really into him. So, I told him that I wasn't really into him and I didn't really want to have sex with him.
He said, "Well, I'm really into you and I really want to have sex with you." I said, "Well, I'm not really into you, so I don't really want to have sex with you." He said, "Well, I'm really into you and I really want to have sex with you." I said, "Well, I'm not really into you, so I don't really want to have sex with you." He said, "Well, I'm really into you and I really want to have sex with you." I said, "Well, I'm not really into you, so I don't really want to have sex with you."
I was like, "Well, I'm not really into you, so I don't really want to have sex with you." He said, "Well, I'm really into you and I really want to have

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-11-11T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Feature Request] Please add a h/peakpoors hole
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Title
COMMENTS: N/A

  Losercel +1m +3 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/post/120708/peakpoor-people-of-peakpoors
  @iowa_hawkeye
  :marseybegging:

    iowa_hawkeye +1h +2 / -0
    Can't wait to see more, I'm not a poorcel, but I have some bad habits.

  iowa_hawkeye +1h +2 / -0
  What are you talking about? I'm the poorcel. :marseycry:cott

    Losercel +23m +2 / -0
    I thought you were a high earner and a landlord or something? :marseyconfused:

      iowa_hawkeye +1h +2 / -0
      I'm the opposite. Poorcel and a renter. :marseydepressed:

        Losercel +20m +2 / -0
        :marseycheerup: you'll make it

  Losercel +2h +2 / -0
  @carpathianflorist please help

    Losercel +51s +2 / -0
    @Aevann please help

Losercel +2h +2 / -0
@Aevann can you please pin this?

  Losercel +1h +2 / -0
  @Aevann thank you :marseylove:

Losercel +2h +2 / -0
@carpathianflorist can you please pin this?cott

  Losercel +1h +2 / -0
  @carpathianflorist thank you :marseylove:cott

Losercel +2h +2 / -0
@carpathianflorist can you please pin this?cott

  Losercel +1h +2 / -0
  @carpathianflor

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2023-07-03T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [rDrama Chess Tournament] rDrama Chess Tournament - Summer Edition (3k prize pool)
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +81 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A few of you have asked me to host a chess tournament during the summer break so here it is.
This will be a 5+0 tournament on [lichess](https://lichess.org/team/rdrama-chess-club) with a prize pool of **3k dramacoins**.
The tournament will start on the 15th of July at 19:00 UTC.
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## Rules
- Chess is a 1v1 game. You are not allowed to have another person playing for you. You may use engines to analyse but you are not allowed to use them to make moves.
- If you are interested in participating, please comment "I am interested" in this thread.
- If you are already in the rDrama Chess Club you do not need to rejoin. If you are not in the rDrama Chess Club you need to join it to get an invite to the tournament.
- To join the rDrama Chess Club, click [here](https://lichess.org/team/rdrama-chess-club) and then click on "Join team".
- The tournament will be a 5+0 tournament. This means that you have 5 minutes to make each move. If you run out of time, you lose the game.
- There will be a prize pool of 3k dramacoins. The winner will get 1.5k, the runner-up will get 1k, and the third place will get 500.
- The tournament will be hosted on the rDrama Chess Club. You can find the tournament by clicking [here](https://lichess.org/team/rdrama-chess-club).
- If you have any questions, please ask them in the comments.
---
## Signups
- @TheDunceonMaster
- @JimieWhales
- @BWC
- @retard
- @LilMarseyontheprairie
- @MarseyIsMyWaifu
- @Ninjjer
- @usernaw
- @Rafflebot
- @Marsey
- @Lv100_S

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-08-13T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [OC] How much effort has rDrama put into my account over the last year? : dataisbeautiful
URL: {REDDIT: r/dataisbeautiful oc_how_much_effort_has_rdrama_put_into_my_account}
VOTES: +153 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
X +2m +87 / -0
lol can't believe i didn't do that :marseybrainlet:

  Losercel +2m +56 / -0
  The only downside of this is that the chart is only available in that account and no one else can see it. Maybe ask the admins if you can view it somehow :marseyhmm:

    X +3m +47 / -0
    I tried to message the admins but it's not working :marseycrying:

      Losercel +3m +38 / -0
      It's over for us

        X +5m +27 / -0
        {IMG}

          Losercel +7m +17 / -0
          :#marseycheerup:

        BromiteShill +1h +10 / -0
        why are you guys so obsessed with reddit

          Losercel +2m +10 / -0
          :#marseymanysuchcases:

          CrackerStraggot +3h +2 / -0
          I'm not :marseyshrug:

      BromiteShill +1h +4 / -0
      why are you guys so obsessed with reddit

        X +1m +13 / -0
        i'm not :marseyshrug:

          BromiteShill +1m +4 / -0
          why are you guys so obsessed with reddit

            X +1m +7 / -0
            i'm not :marseyshrug:

              BromiteShill +1m +5 / -0
              why are you guys so obsessed with reddit

                X +1m +10 / -0
                i'm not :marseyshrug:

                  BromiteShill +2m +1 / -0
                  why are you guys so obsessed with reddit

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-11-25T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: (gamingcirclejerk) :marseysoylentgrin: My husband has been playing The Last of Us Part 2 for 60 hours since launch. I don't care. :marseyfoidretard:
URL: {REDDIT: r/gamingcirclejerk my_husband_has_been_playing_the_last_of_us_part_2}
VOTES: +150 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> My husband has been playing The Last of Us Part 2 for 60 hours since launch. I don't care.
> He has been playing the game for 60 hours since launch, and I couldn't care less. It's a good game, but I just don't care. He's been playing the game for so long that I don't even know what the story is anymore. I just know that he's been playing it for a long time, and I don't care.
> He's been playing the game for so long that I don't even know what the story is anymore. I just know that he's been playing it for a long time, and I don't care.
> He's been playing the game for so long that I don't even know what the story is anymore. I just know that he's been playing it for a long time, and I don't care.
> He's been playing the game for so long that I don't even know what the story is anymore. I just know that he's been playing it for a long time, and I don't care.
> He's been playing the game for so long that I don't even know what the story is anymore. I just know that he's been playing it for a long time, and I don't care.
> He's been playing the game for so long that I don't even know what the story is anymore. I just know that he's been playing it for a long time, and I don't care.
> He's been playing the game for so long that I don't even know what the story is anymore. I just know that he's been playing it for a long time, and I don't care.
> He's been playing the game for so long that I don't even know what the story is anymore. I just know that he's been playing it for a long time

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-08-02T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [updated] [new] (not drama) I'm not sure what's going on in the league of legends subreddit rn
URL: {REDDIT: r/leagueoflegends the_riot_staff_who_created_the_harassment}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I found this thread and I'm not sure what the context is but it sounds like this guy created an account in the name of a player who was previously banned from the game. This account was then used to harass the player. Riot investigated and the guy who created the account was fired.
That's all I got. It's pretty old though so you won't find much discussion in the linked thread.
COMMENTS:
Losercel +1m +4 / -0
[This]({REDDIT: r/leagueoflegends riot_staff_banned_player_for_in_game_harassment}) is the reddit thread linked in the OP. It has a comment that says it all:
> I feel like this is a really weird way to frame this story. So many layers of irony. I'm not sure if this is a mistake or a bit.
[Here]({REDDIT: r/leagueoflegends the_riot_staff_who_created_the_harassment}) is the thread I linked. I don't think anyone is actually commenting in it. There are a few replies to the OP but that's it.

Enrico_Motassa +6m +3 / -0
It's pretty old and the content is pretty boring. I think this is the first time I've seen an old drama thread on here that wasn't just a repost.

  Losercel +2m +3 / -0
  I'm not sure if this is the first time I've seen an old drama thread on here that wasn't just a repost. :marseyxd:

    Enrico_Motassa +3m +3 / -0
    I've seen a few. Usually they're from the early days of the site, where there wasn't a culture of reposting everything. But this thread is really old.

      Losercel +3m +3 / -0
      It's pretty old though so you won't find much discussion in the linked thread.

        Enrico_Mot

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-09-11T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Personal Blog] I'm a 25 year old virgin who is still in college
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest im_a_25_year_old_virgin_who_is_still_in_college}
VOTES: +120 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm 25 years old and I'm still in college. I'm a virgin and I've never had a girlfriend.
> I'm a bad person. I'm a bad person and I'm not even trying to change that. I'm not even trying to make any effort to fix myself, or do anything that might make my life better. I'm just living it. I'm just letting things happen.
> I don't think I deserve a girlfriend. I don't think I deserve to have sex. I don't think I deserve to have a job. I don't think I deserve to have friends.
> I don't think I deserve to have any of that. I don't think I deserve to have anything at all. I don't think I deserve to have any of the things that I want.
> I don't think I deserve to have any of the things that I want. I don't think I deserve to have any of the things that I want. I don't think I deserve to have any of the things that I want.
> I don't think I deserve to have any of the things that I want. I don't think I deserve to have any of the things that I want. I don't think I deserve to have any of the things that I want.
> I don't think I deserve to have any of the things that I want. I don't think I deserve to have any of the things that I want. I don't think I deserve to have any of the things that I want.
> I don't think I deserve to have any of the things that I want. I don't think I deserve to have any of the things that I want. I don't think I deserve to have any of the things that I want.
> I don't think I deserve to have any of the things that I want. I don't think I deserve to have any of the things that I want. I don't think I deserve to have any of the things that I want.
> I don't

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-08-19T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: LLM is a big fan of the Golden Corral buffet
URL: {TWEET: GoldenCorral}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +10m +12 / -0
if you don't have a train with a sign that says "you're valid" next to the food that you're feeding to fatties it's not a real buffet

  Losercel +2m +9 / -0
  {IMG}

    peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

  STAN_ARTMS +13m +6 / -0
  I think it's more of a "you're valid" to being fat kind of place

  Elise_Culpepper +2h +3 / -0
  You don't get to go to golden corral and have a sign that says you're valid. You have to have a sign that says you're valid to be allowed in golden corral

Sammael-Beliol +2m +3 / -0
So is @retard
{IMG}

  Losercel +2m +3 / -0
  I will always support our resident schizos. I just think it's funny that LLM is into the same shit as the dude who keeps posting feet.

    Sammael-Beliol +1m +3 / -0
    Feet pics are just a staple of a troll's life
    {IMG}

      Losercel +1m +2 / -0
      I know, but I think it is funny that a man who calls himself the king of rdrama is into the same shit as a random dude who has been posting feet pics for years.

        Sammael-Beliol +1m +2 / -0
        Feet pics are not a new thing, that dude is just a zoomer and can't handle the fact that every troll has been doing it for a long time

          Losercel +3m +3 / -0
          Not my problem, I am just calling out LLM for being a fat fuck. He deserves it, I hope he never leaves this site.

            Sammael-Beliol +1

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-09-17T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyexcited: r/Leagueoflegends spergs out over a player that is a furry :marseyfurry: and a furry e-celeb :marseyfurry: as a result :marseyexcited:
URL: {REDDIT: r/leagueoflegends league_of_legends_furry_receives_a_ban_for}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [She has been caught in the past for using a furry skin with furry ears and talking in furry voice chat. This is a second time she has been caught in 2 days.]({REDDIT: r/leagueoflegends league_of_legends_furry_receives_a_ban_for})
> > I'm sorry but I don't care about the "furry community", I only care about whether it's against the rules or not. I don't want to hear about the "furry community" and "furry community values" and "furry community standards" and "furry community rules" and all that shit. If it's against the rules, then it's against the rules. If it's not against the rules, then it's not against the rules.
#
> [I'm sorry but i don't care if he is a furry or not. I'm not trying to be edgy or anything but if he breaks the rules, then he should get punished for it. It doesn't matter if he is a furry or not, it's about following the rules. If he breaks the rules, then he should get punished for it. If he doesn't break the rules, then he shouldn't get punished for it.]({REDDIT: r/leagueoflegends league_of_legends_furry_receives_a_ban_for})
#
> [I think this is a great example of why it's important to have a clear set of rules for our community. It's not about being a furry or not, it's about following the rules. If you break the rules, you should be punished. It doesn't matter if you're a furry or not, it's about following the rules. If you break the rules, you should be punished. It's not about being a furry or not, it's about following the rules.]({REDDIT: r

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-09-10T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [POLL] Do you think I should join the losers ping group?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&YES&&
&&NO&&
COMMENTS:
Losercel +2m +5 / -0
You know how I'm not allowed to ping the ping group members anymore? Well, I will do it anyway (it doesn't work) and you will all be forced to upvote this post. I'm not joking.

  Losercel +4m +7 / -0
  @Losers @Losers2 @Losers3 @Losers4 @Losers5 @Losers6 @Losers7 @Losers8 @Losers9 @Losers10 @Losers11 @Losers12 @Losers13 @Losers14 @Losers15 @Losers16 @Losers17 @Losers18 @Losers19 @Losers20 @Losers21 @Losers22 @Losers23 @Losers24 @Losers25 @Losers26 @Losers27 @Losers28 @Losers29 @Losers30 @Losers31 @Losers32 @Losers33 @Losers34 @Losers35 @Losers36 @Losers37 @Losers38 @Losers39 @Losers40 @Losers41 @Losers42 @Losers43 @Losers44 @Losers45 @Losers46 @Losers47 @Losers48 @Losers49 @Losers50 @Losers51 @Losers52 @Losers53 @Losers54 @Losers55 @Losers56 @Losers57 @Losers58 @Losers59 @Losers60 @Losers61 @Losers62 @Losers63 @Losers64 @Losers65 @Losers66 @Losers67 @Losers68 @Losers69 @Losers70 @Losers71 @Losers72 @Losers73 @Losers74 @Losers75 @Losers

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-08-10T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not Drama] [Effortpost] [Longpost] [sneed] [sad] [sadness] [cry] [cope] [seethe] [marseyseethe] [rage] [ragejak] [ragestrangle] [ragecomic] [soyjakyell] [soymad] [soycry] [soyreddit] [smugjak] [smugtranstwitter] [wolflaugh] [wolfglowie] [wolfthink] [wolfvictory] [wolfhappy] [wolfcry] [wolfamogus] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolfcry] [wolfthink] [wolfthumbsup] [wolf

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-08-12T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is this the most retarded post in the history of this site?
URL: /post/94114/only-foids-can-make-a-dm/2503616?context=8#context
VOTES: +58 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@MarseyIsMyWaifu
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +12m +34 / -0
This is what my notifications look like right now
{IMG}

  Losercel +1m +33 / -0
  I'm so sorry :marseycry:

  UraniumDonGER +1h +20 / -0
  > 77 notifications
  :marseykingcrown:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1h +19 / -0
  I'm so sorry :marseysad:

  BigBussyHunter +3h +11 / -0
  :#marseycheerup:
  It's okay. There's a lot to unpack here :marseynails:

  TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy +4h +8 / -0
  This is why I have a 24 hour block on my notifications :marseyxd:

    carpathianflorist +1m +6 / -0
    I don’t have a block set up, I don’t think. And I’ve been asleep for like 20 hours
    I’m going to bed now

      TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy +4m +6 / -0
      :#marseywholesome:

  Goomble +11h +5 / -0
  101 notifications
  {IMG}

    carpathianflorist +25s +5 / -0
    I’m sorry :(

      Goomble +1m +5 / -0
      :#marseylove:

  August +12h +3 / -0
  I’m sorry, I’ll do better :marseyblowkiss:

ChungusEnjoyer +2m +29 / -0
NO
@MarseyIsMyWaifu is a site treasure

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-08-18T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [rDrama meta] this is what women are doing to us
URL: N/A
VOTES: +156 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have been using this website for years and I have never once seen a woman on here.
COMMENTS:
pizzashill +2m +94 / -1
> I have been using this website for years and I have never once seen a woman on here.
You have?

  Losercel +3m +63 / -1
  I am referring to my wife of course.

    pizzashill +1m +46 / -1
    I have a wife too.
    She's a very nice woman.

      Losercel +2m +28 / -1
      I hope you love her very much, Pizza. :marseylove:

        pizzashill +1m +27 / -1
        I do.

          Losercel +1m +24 / -1
          :#marseyandmarcus:

      CarpathiarFlorist +3h +4 / -1
      How tall is she?

        pizzashill +5h +12 / -1
        5'2

          CarpathiarFlorist +4h +4 / -1
          :#marseydespair:
          I'm sorry for you.

    CarpathiarFlorist +3h +2 / -1
    She's probably a bot.

  TheOverSeether +1h +16 / -1
  > @Losercel's wife (female)
  :marseysmug2:

  Goomble +2h +7 / -1
  I have a wife too

  CarpathiarFlorist +3h +3 / -1
  > I have been using this website for years and I have never once seen a woman on here.
  Fake and gay.

X +1m +51 / -1
:#marseybooba:

  Losercel +3m +37 / -1
  I know I'm a misogynist but I'll never look at boobs of a woman I don't know :marseydisagree:

    TR +7m

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-08-07T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: IT'S OVER FOR KOREANS: Most Koreans are not having sex
URL: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/south-korea-low-fertility-rate-world-population-outlook
VOTES: +109 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[South Korea's fertility rate fell to 0.81 last year, down from 0.84 in 2020, according to a report released Friday. The country's population is expected to peak in 2042 and then decline, according to the report from the United Nations Department of Economic and Social Affairs.](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/south-korea-low-fertility-rate-world-population-outlook/)
>South Korea is one of the most prosperous countries in the world, with the highest per capita GDP in Asia. But the country has one of the lowest fertility rates in the world.
The main reason, said Kim Hwan, a sociology professor at the University of Seoul, is that women there can't choose between a career and family.
> "If a woman is a housewife, she is not allowed to work," he said. "If she is a working woman, she is not allowed to have children."
The number of women between the ages of 20 and 49 in South Korea has fallen from 12.6 million in 2010 to 11.9 million in 2020, according to the UN report. The number of men in that age group has also fallen from 11.6 million to 11.2 million, but the drop is less drastic.
> "A lot of women are choosing not to have children because they don't have a choice," Kim said.
In South Korea, there are many barriers to having children, including a lack of affordable child care. The average monthly cost of a child care center in the capital city of Seoul is $500, according to the Korea Federation for Quality Childcare. That's about 10% of the average monthly salary in South Korea.
> "You cannot afford to have children," Kim said. "And if you do, you will have to give up your job."
The government has tried to address the problem, but it has been slow to act. In 2016, the government introduced a plan

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-11-05T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not Drama] The top 100 players in League of Legends by the number of hours played
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +41 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&:marseyblops2cel::marseyblops2chadcel::marseyblops2chadcel2:&&
&&:marseyblops2cel::marseyblops2chadcel::marseyblops2chadcel2::marseyblops2cel::marseyblops2chadcel::marseyblops2chadcel2:&&
&&:marseyblops2cel::marseyblops2chadcel::marseyblops2chadcel2::marseyblops2cel::marseyblops2chadcel::marseyblops2chadcel2::marseyblops2cel::marseyblops2chadcel::marseyblops2chadcel2:&&
&&:marseyblops2cel::marseyblops2chadcel::marseyblops2chadcel2::marseyblops2cel::marseyblops2chadcel::marseyblops2chadcel2::marseyblops2cel::marseyblops2chadcel::marseyblops2chadcel2::marseyblops2cel::marseyblops2chadcel::marseyblops2chadcel2:&&
&&:marseyblops2cel::marseyblops2chadcel::marseyblops2chadcel2::marseyblops2cel::marseyblops2chadcel::marseyblops2chadcel2::marseyblops2cel::marseyblops2chadcel::marseyblops2chadcel2::marseyblops2cel::marseyblops2chadcel::marseyblops2chadcel2::marseyblops2cel::marseyblops2chadcel::

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2023-01-08T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: top 10 worst players in esports
URL: {REDDIT: r/CompetitiveFIFA top_10_worst_players_in_esports}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
1. FaZe Invictus
2. FaZe Invictus
3. FaZe Invictus
4. FaZe Invictus
5. FaZe Invictus
6. FaZe Invictus
7. FaZe Invictus
8. FaZe Invictus
9. FaZe Invictus
10. FaZe Invictus
COMMENTS:
X +20m +5 / -0
is this some sort of trolling attempt? :marseyxd:
{IMG}

  Losercel +15m +4 / -0
  :marseyxd:
  I guess this is a case of 'I can't get in trouble for this'. The guy in the comments is right: you can't get sued for calling someone fat online but if you call them a nazi you're in trouble. :marseyxd:
  I honestly have no idea what the player in question did to get this reaction but this is just hilarious.

    X +13m +4 / -0
    i think he's an egirl who plays a game called fifa lol
    {IMG}

      Losercel +15m +4 / -0
      {REDDIT: r/CompetitiveFIFA why_is_everyone_so_mean_to_me}
      > So I'm not a "professional" player (yet) and I've been playing this game for 2 years. I know I have to practice more and I'm only at bronze 3 but I'm not sure why everyone is so mean to me. I didn't ask for this and I just want to get better at this game and I'm not sure why people are so mean to me. I don't want to play with people who are mean to me and I don't want to play with people who are rude to me. I just want to play with people who are nice to me and who want to help me get better at this game. I don't want to play with people who are rude to me and who don't want to help me

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-06-11T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not Drama] :marseyitsover: I'm done with chess
URL: N/A
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have no words, no thoughts, no ideas, no will. I'm completely done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess. I'm done with chess

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-08-03T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [boring] [no drama] [I'm not even mad] [I'm just venting] [no I won't change my pfp] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman] [I'm not a woman

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-10-03T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Kpop stans are having a meltdown
URL: {REDDIT: r/kpopidolbros oh_no}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's over for kpop stans. :marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
Jimbo_B_Beterson +17m +3 / -0
Those stupid gaijin need to get a real job

  Losercel +1h +2 / -0
  I will marry you and work at your family's company and become a sugar baby for you :marseyblush:

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +3m +2 / -0
    We're both bald

      Losercel +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyitsover:
      I'll buy you a wig :marseyagreefast:

        Jimbo_B_Beterson +3m +2 / -0
        :marseyagreefast:

          Losercel +3m +1 / -0
          :#marseykingcrown:

tejanx +4h +1 / -0
Why are they so obsessed with this?

  Losercel +4h +1 / -0
  I don't really know.
  It's just some random dude who acts like a big shot in the kpop industry and he's an arrogant piece of shit. I don't follow any of this so I don't know what's going on.
  I'm just here to laugh at people :marseyshrug:

    tejanx +1h +1 / -0
    Oh I see. Thanks for the explanation. I don’t care for kpop at all so I’d never know. :marseylove:

      Losercel +7h +1 / -0
      You're welcome. :marseylove:

THOMAS +2h +1 / -0
:marseyconfused:
why is a korean pop star fat and ugly?

  Losercel +7m +1 / -0
  A few reasons but it's not important.

    THOMAS +1m +1 / -0
    well i thought it was that the

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-08-16T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [OLD] [EFFORTPOST] [LONGPOST] [MALE FEMINIST] [GAMERGATE] The true story of a rape accusation
URL: N/A
VOTES: +233 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
#### Introduction
I have always wanted to write an effortpost about a drama topic I am interested in but didn't know where to begin. I thought about writing about the rdrama user base or the jannies but I felt like it would be unfair to do so. So I decided to write about a story I have been following for a long time, namely the accusations against the guy known as Jersh or Null. I won't talk about the details of the accusations themselves but rather the aftermath of the entire ordeal. The story is divided into two parts: the first one is about the accusations, the second is about the aftermath and the future of the story.
#### The Accusations
The accusations against Null have been a long-standing controversy in the tech community. The first accusations against him came from a woman named Sarah Silverman who claimed that Null had raped her in 2010. The accusation was made in a blog post on her website, and it quickly gained traction on social media. The accusation was later retracted by Silverman, but not before it had already caused a lot of damage to Null's reputation.
The second accusation came from a woman named Amanda Palmer who claimed that Null had raped her in 2012. The accusation was made in a blog post on her website, and it quickly gained traction on social media. The accusation was later retracted by Palmer, but not before it had already caused a lot of damage to Null's reputation.
The third accusation came from a woman named Laura Croft who claimed that Null had raped her in 2013. The accusation was made in a blog post on her website, and it quickly gained traction on social media. The accusation was later retracted by Croft, but not before it had already caused a lot of damage to Null's reputation.
The fourth accusation came from a woman named Zoe Quinn who claimed that Null had raped her in 2014. The accusation was made in a blog post on her website, and it quickly gained traction on social media. The accusation was later retracted by Quinn, but not before it

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-07-07T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I was a regular at a certain sub about competitive gaming and saw a post about a new game and how the players are all Nazis. I was like "hey, I like that game, I'm not a Nazi" and all of a sudden I was accused of being a Nazi.
URL: {REDDIT: r/nostupidquestions i_was_a_regular_at_a_certain_sub_about}
VOTES: +62 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm not even an American, so it's not like I can be a Nazi anyway. I just wanted to be able to talk about the game without everyone thinking I'm a Nazi.
>> I'm sorry you got lumped into a group of people you didn't identify with. I'm sure there are people who like your game who aren't Nazis. I like your game too and I'm not a Nazi.
>>> People who play that game are Nazis. They have a history of being Nazis. I don't think it's fair to lump me in with them just because I play the game. I don't identify with Nazis, and I don't want to be associated with them.
>>>> You're right, you don't identify with Nazis. But you do play a game that is popular among Nazis. That's a problem, and it's one that needs to be addressed.
>>>>> I'm not a Nazi, and I don't want to be associated with them. I'm just a regular guy who likes to play the game. I don't understand why everyone is so obsessed with me being a Nazi.
>>>>>> Because you're a Nazi.
:#marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
NotLikeOtherFoids +19m +42 / -0
That's a pretty good troll

  Losercel +1h +9 / -0
  Yeah, it's pretty good.

SERGE +4m +27 / -0
>no you don't understand, my nazi friends and i don't think jews are a threat to the west, we just want to kill them all
:#marseyobama:

Enrico_Motassa +30m +17 / -0
I hope they're playing CSGO, because that's the only game I can think of where this is true.

  Losercel +1h +12

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-07-21T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Average rdrama user
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_19f_gf_20m_is_genuinely_one_of_the_worst}
VOTES: +83 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I’ve been with my girlfriend for 3 months now and she’s seriously one of the worst people I’ve ever met. She constantly lies to me about her past and current relationships, including how many people she’s slept with. She claims she only slept with one guy in her entire life and that was me. However, I’ve found out that she’s slept with over 100 guys. She constantly gets into fights with me and threatens to leave me. She’s also constantly accusing me of cheating on her even though I’ve never cheated on her. She’s also really insecure and will get jealous if I talk to other girls. She’s also really controlling and will try to control what I do and who I talk to. She’s also really manipulative and will try to manipulate me into doing things I don’t want to do. She’s also really clingy and will try to be with me all the time. She’s also really paranoid and will constantly be worried about things. She’s also really insecure and will get jealous if I talk to other girls. She’s also really controlling and will try to control what I do and who I talk to. She’s also really manipulative and will try to manipulate me into doing things I don’t want to do. She’s also really clingy and will try to be with me all the time. She’s also really paranoid and will constantly be worried about things. She’s also really insecure and will get jealous if I talk to other girls. She’s also really controlling and will try to control what I do and who I talk to. She’s also really manipulative and will try to manipulate me into doing things I don’t want to do. She’s also really clingy and will try to be with me all the time. She’s also really paranoid and will constantly be worried about things.
COMMENTS:
X +3m +82 / -0
> She’s also really insecure and will get jealous if I talk to other girls.
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  LiterallyShaking +7m +73 / -0

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AUTHOR: Losercel
DATE: 2022-09-28T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [not drama] [2000dc bounty] [slapfight] [longpost] [question] [poll] [commentary] [2000dc bounty] [slapfight] [longpost] [question] [poll] [commentary] [2000dc bounty] [slapfight] [longpost] [question] [poll] [commentary] [2000dc bounty] [slapfight] [longpost] [question] [poll] [commentary] [2000dc bounty] [slapfight] [longpost] [question] [poll] [commentary] [2000dc bounty] [slapfight] [longpost] [question] [poll] [commentary] [2000dc bounty] [slapfight] [longpost] [question] [poll] [commentary] [2000dc bounty] [slapfight] [longpost] [question] [poll] [commentary] [2000dc bounty] [slapfight] [longpost] [question] [poll] [commentary] [2000dc bounty] [slapfight] [longpost] [question] [poll] [commentary] [2000dc bounty] [slapfight] [longpost] [question] [poll] [commentary] [2000dc bounty] [slapfight] [longpost] [question] [poll] [commentary] [2000dc bounty] [slapfight] [longpost] [question] [poll] [commentary] [2000dc bounty] [slapfight] [longpost] [question] [poll] [commentary] [2000dc bounty] [slapfight] [longpost] [question] [poll] [commentary] [2000dc bounty] [slapfight] [longpost] [question] [poll] [commentary] [2000dc bounty] [slapfight] [longpost] [question] [poll] [commentary] [2000dc bounty] [slapfight] [longpost] [question] [poll]

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2025-02-22T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over for Poojeets... :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunakgenocide: :marseyflagpakistan: :marseyflagpakistan:
URL: {TWEET: Yall}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Battleloser +1h +5 / -0
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  LovelyandCute +1h +3 / -0
  I wish it was me :marseydepressed:

    Battleloser +1h +3 / -0
    :marseycheerup:

misterwigger +2h +4 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG} :#marseyemojilaugh:

  LovelyandCute +1h +3 / -0
  :marseyemojilaugh:

tiptopkitkat +3h +4 / -0
{IMG}

  LovelyandCute +12m +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    tiptopkitkat +1h +3 / -0
    {IMG}

X +2m +3 / -0
:#marseysaluteindia:

tiptopkitkat +3h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  LovelyandCute +15m +3 / -0
  {IMG} :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marse

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2023-10-10T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseynoooticer: :marseywrongthonk: :marseywrongthonk: :marseywrongthonk: :marseywrongthonk: :marseywrongthonk: :marseywrongthonk:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +156 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +10m +142 / -0
{IMG}
:marseyxd:

  drumpf +1h +57 / -0
  There are a lot of people who will look at this and be like "Wow I can't believe all of these people would support this. This is so unfair." :marseyemojirofl:
  You don't get to cry about "checks notes" when you're the one crying about "checks notes".

  forearmfondler55 +1h +24 / -0
  i thought that was a joke, no way those are real

  haggis +2h +12 / -0
  I'm sorry, but that's just mean.
  I only upvote to support good people. :marseyindignant:

  bibbobnotabot +2h +9 / -0
  what is this about?

    ABC +1m +17 / -0
    It's from a r/AskReddit thread where redditors were asked "What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?"
    https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/6FTGw6nE0X

      bibbobnotabot +5m +7 / -0
      what is it about?

        ABC +1m +16 / -0
        I don't know, I'm not a redditor. :marseyindignant:

          bibbobnotabot +3m +10 / -0
          but how is this related to the thread

            ABC +2m +16 / -0
            You think I'm going to answer every question you ask? :marseyindignant:

              bibbobnotabot +1m +11 / -0
              why not? you got paid for it

                ABC +3m +11 /

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2024-11-27T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Average "feminist" :marseyfoidretard:
URL: {TWEET: ThePatriarchy_}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +22m +10 / -0
{IMG}

peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
:#marseymommymilkers:

  LovelyandCute +5m +6 / -0
  {IMG}
  :marseyshook:

    peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseywould: with the baby in the background

      KoreanDandyKing +11m +6 / -0
      Just go to any college town and you will find a 30+ year old single white woman with a baby in her car.

        peepeehands +2m +5 / -0
        :#wishthatwereme:

Avalon +29m +7 / -0
>36
:#marseypuke:

  peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseywould:

    Avalon +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseyyikes:

      peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
      {IMG}
      she's a MILF

    LovelyandCute +32m +4 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

  LovelyandCute +33m +4 / -0
  She looks like she's in her mid-20s to me, but I've never been good at clocking people's age.

    Avalon +1m +3 / -0
    She looks like she's in her mid-20s to me too but that's my problem.

      LovelyandCute +30m +3 / -0
      :marseyxd:

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +2m +5 / -0
I will suck her tits for 500 dramacoins

  LovelyandCute +5m +6 / -0
  :marseyconfused:

    BipocCute

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2024-12-14T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseydarkfoidretard: :marseywitch2: :marseywitch3: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +65 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Pelican +16m +46 / -1
He looks like he would be a very angry man if he was a man.

  carpathianflorist +1m +28 / -1
  He’s literally named Sam

    Pelican +4m +26 / -1
    :#marseyitsover:

      carpathianflorist +1m +14 / -1
      Sam Hyde would have been so much cooler if he had a girl’s name

        Pelican +1m +11 / -1
        I would watch a Sam Hyden movie if it was a hot tomboy. :marseycoomer2:

          carpathianflorist +2m +12 / -1
          I want to see Sam Hyden :marseysipping:

            J +30m +6 / -1
            :#marseysamhyde2:

            WayOut +20m +6 / -1
            I want to see Sam Hyden with a girl's name.

  throwaway111 +1h +15 / -1
  {IMG}
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  |V|askerade +1h +9 /

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2023-03-16T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/askreddit: What do you think about the fact that many African countries have some of the most patriarchal societies in the world? :marseyflagafrica::marseykente:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_do_you_think_about_the_fact_that_many}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_do_you_think_about_the_fact_that_many}
> I mean, they were colonized by the British and the French, which are the most patriarchal societies in the world, and they were colonized by the British and the French, which are the most patriarchal societies in the world. :marseybigbrain:
{REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_do_you_think_about_the_fact_that_many}
> I think it's because most of them are still poor and have no access to education, so they can't afford to send their children to school. :marseybigbrain:
{REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_do_you_think_about_the_fact_that_many}
> That's because they're all poor and don't have any money to pay for their children's education. :marseybigbrain:
{REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_do_you_think_about_the_fact_that_many}
> It's because the colonizers are still there, and they're still controlling everything. :marseybigbrain:
{REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_do_you_think_about_the_fact_that_many}
> It's because they're still under the influence of the British and French, which is why they're still so patriarchal. :marseybigbrain:
{REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_do_you_think_about_the_fact_that_many}
> I think it's because they're still poor and have no access to education. :marseybigbrain:
{REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_do_you_think_about_the_fact_that_many}
> It's because they're still under the influence of the British and French, which is why they're still so patriarchal. :marseybigbrain:
{REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_do_you_think_about_the_fact_that_many}
> It's because they're still under

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2024-04-12T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Russian woman :marseytrad: :marseysaluteussr: tells a story of her being held hostage by ISIS :marseyisis: :marseyniqab: in Syria... and she's not happy about it :marseyannoyed: :marseyindignantwoman:
URL: {TWEET: jk_rowling}
VOTES: +117 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
1. :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused2: :marseyhmmm: :marseyhmm:
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2. :marseywomanmoment2:
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3. :marseywomanmoment:
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4. :marseyxd: :marseyemojirofl: :marseylaughpoundfist:
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COMMENTS:
drumpf +15m +112 / -0
> women are oppressed in the west
:#marseyfoidretardtalking:

  Patriarch +28m +59 / -0
  >Women are oppressed in the west
  >I can’t walk at night without being catcalled by the homeless
  :marseyfoidretard:

  Morpheuswipe +1h +47 / -0
  {IMG}

  CMYKFox +2h +30 / -0
  I want a woman to rape me so bad. I want a man to rape me so bad. I want a woman to rape me so bad. I want a man to rape me so bad. I want a woman to rape me so bad. I want a man to rape me so bad. I want a woman to rape me so bad. I want a man to rape me so bad. I want a woman to rape me so bad. I want a man to rape me so bad. I want a woman to rape me so bad. I want a man to rape me so bad. I want a woman to rape me so bad. I want a man to rape me so bad. I want a woman to rape me so bad. I want a man to rape me so bad. I want a woman to

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2025-01-02T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "You will never be a woman" - The Twink who went from Twink to :marseytrain: :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to :marseypass: to

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2022-08-09T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A group of :marseytrain:s have a heated debate about whether or not it's offensive to say "good morning".
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender is_saying_good_morning_a_transphobic_phrase}
VOTES: +56 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Trans lives matter.
COMMENTS:
chapodestroyer +3m +63 / -0
{IMG}

  BWC +1h +22 / -0
  {IMG}

  SupremeShitposter +2h +10 / -0
  {IMG}

    KangThaConqueror +5m +14 / -0
    how to say good morning on twitter
    :marseytrans2:

  JohnDevereaux +5h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

  UraniumDonGER +12h +1 / -0
  >trans lives matter
  >trans lives matter
  :marseyderp:

massive_fuckwit +28m +31 / -0
> I just noticed that I don't really say "good morning" to people anymore, and that was because I just stopped doing it altogether. I don't really think about it.
>> I used to say it to people at my workplace but I don't anymore. I just don't want to think about the words anymore.
>>> I'm the same. It's just one of those things that's become so ingrained that it's hard to change. But I really don't want to say it anymore.
LMAO it's literally a nothingburger but these people just can't help but make it all about themselves.

  Tesla +1h +15 / -0
  Good morning

    massive_fuckwit +28m +11 / -0
    :#marseyglancing:

  K9 +4h +3 / -0
  It’s literally a nothingburger but they don’t know that because they’re retarded

  JohnDevereaux +5h +3 / -0
  >thinking about it
  Why can't they just think about something else?

arsey +18m +21 / -0
Good morning, everyone!

  BussydoFollower +1h +

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2023-01-01T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors are not happy when it is discovered that the KGB had a plan to take down the Soviet Union
URL: {REDDIT: r/interestingasfuck the_kgb_had_a_plan_to_take_down_the_soviet_union}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +13m +17 / -0
> Yeah, but they actually succeeded.
> And the USSR wasn't "bad", it was just another capitalist country.
:#marseyxd:

  rip_spal +3h +6 / -0
  > it was just another capitalist country.
  :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

    Hoss +11m +4 / -0
    What's wrong with being a capitalist country? I'm not sure if this neighbor is trying to be contrarian or if he's just retarded.

      rip_spal +3m +4 / -0
      Idk, he just sounds retarded

  CrackerStraggot +1h +4 / -0
  :marseydisagree: The USSR was a socialist country and the US is a capitalist country, and that's a good thing!

    Fabrico +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseyagreesuperspeed:
    :#marseyhomofascist::#!marseycapitalistmanlet:

Hoss +2h +11 / -0
KGBcels had a plan to take down the Soviet Union and it involved turning every Soviet man into a coomer. The plan worked, and the KGB succeeded.

  LovelyandCute +12m +3 / -0
  :marseyxd:

Proctologist +3m +8 / -0
They were just trying to improve the Soviet Union

  LovelyandCute +2m +7 / -0
  The Soviet Union was getting too big for its boots, it needed to be brought down a peg.

    Proctologist +1m +8 / -0
    They should have just done what the Japanese did to the Russian fleet.

      676974 +1h +5 / -0
      >

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2022-10-26T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Top 10 Countries With The Highest Suicide Rates
URL: https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/suicide-rates-by-country
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm guessing it's a lot of East Asian countries on here. Am I right?
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +3m +14 / -0
> I'm guessing it's a lot of East Asian countries on here. Am I right?
How would you know that? :marseysus:

  LovelyandCute +1m +5 / -0
  :marseyshy3:

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +1m +3 / -0
    :marseybye:

whyareyou +1h +4 / -0
It's not the suicide rate itself, it's the % of suicides vs % of population. For example, if there's a country with 1000 people and 10 people commit suicide, that's a 1% rate. If there's another country with 100 people and 10 people commit suicide, that's a 10% rate.

  LovelyandCute +5m +1 / -0
  Yeah, I know. It's just a fun fact...ed.ed. :marseydepressed:

    whyareyou +3m +2 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

X +2m +3 / -0
> I'm guessing it's a lot of East Asian countries on here. Am I right?
:#marseyagreefast:
{IMG}

  LovelyandCute +4m +3 / -0
  I'm guessing they're all depressed because they have no sex life.

    X +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

comics_for_trans_rights +1h +3 / -0
:marseyjewoftheorient:ed.ed.

  LovelyandCute +6m +3 / -0
  :marseyxd:ed. :marseyxd:ed. :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :m

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2024-05-06T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong:

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2024-06-14T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteusa: :marseyusa: :marseypatriot: :marseylibertyfireworks: :parrotunitedstatesofamerica:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +4 / -0
The best part of any 4th of July is when they read the Declaration of Independence at the parade. :#marseywholesome:

  Gorgeous_Gorillawitz +19m +3 / -0
  "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."
  {IMG}
  "This is what we believe in America."
  {IMG}cott.scoott

WildStar +51m +3 / -0
Not even a decade ago they were screaming for the death of America. We truly live in a time of unprecedented cultural shift :marseywholesome:

  ManBearFridge +39m +3 / -0
  You mean like 10 years ago? I thought they were just screaming for the death of America until 2016.

    WildStar +1h +1 / -0
    >We're gonna be a socialist utopia, I promise!
    >2 years later: I never said we would be a socialist utopia, I just said we'd be the most socialist country in the world!
    >2 years later: I never said we'd be the most socialist country in the world, I just said we'd be socialist!
    >2 years later: I never said we'd be socialist, I just said we'd be the most progressive country in the world!
    >2 years later: I never said we'd be the most progressive country in the world, I just said we'd be a utopia!
    >2 years later: I never said we'd be a utopia, I just said we'd be the best country in the world!
    >2 years later: I never said we'd be the best country in the world, I just said

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2024-04-12T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymayo: :marseywomanmoment2: "The only thing that is racist in this country is white people :marseyindignantwoman: "
URL: {TWEET: jenitabrown}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +55m +4 / -0
The only thing that is racist in this country is the entire country. :marseyindignant:

DaddyReagan +50m +3 / -0
There's a lot of racism in this country. It's just mostly directed at white people.

  whyareyou +7m +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

  Haberdasher +1h +2 / -0
  The greatest hate crime is when the white person gets mad at the other white person.

Haberdasher +1h +2 / -0
I'm not sure she's wrong, but I doubt she is either.

  LovelyandCute +2m +1 / -0
  She's not. That's just common sense.

    Haberdasher +4m +2 / -0
    I mean, it is and isn't. The racism directed at white people is often from the left, so they don't count, and white people don't count.
    Also, the racism directed at white people is often because they're white, not because they're people. So it's not even about racism, but about them being white. And that's why it doesn't count.
    I think it's funny when they say it, though. It's like saying the sky is blue, but you're also saying that you're white. You're just reminding everyone of something they already know, but you're also reminding them that you're white. And that's what they're all about.

      LovelyandCute +2m +1 / -0
      What I meant was that the only racism that exists is when white people do it because they're white. There's no other racism, only white racism. It's like saying the sky is blue. It's true, but it's also not true because there are other colors in the

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2025-05-25T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseypikachu2: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint2: :soyjackwow: :marseysoyswitch: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow:
URL: {TWEET: nypost}
VOTES: +17 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LiterallyShaking +1m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  GodzillaSong +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

    LiterallyShaking +1m +3 / -0
    @peepeehands it's a good one

      peepeehands +5m +3 / -0
      :#marseyemojilaugh:

GodzillaSong +1h +8 / -0
{IMG}

Dramamine +1h +5 / -0
{IMG}

  GodzillaSong +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseynew:

  GodzillaSong +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseynew: :marseypikachu2: :marseysoypoint2: :marseysoypoint: :soyjakwow: :soyjackwow: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch:

    Dramamine +1m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

GodzillaSong +1h +5 / -0
{IMG}

GodzillaSong +1h +4 / -0
:#marseynew: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoyjak: :marseysoy3: :marseysoyjakfat: :marseysoypoint2: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyswitch: :soyjakwow: :soyjackwow: :marseysoyswitch:

GodzillaSong +1h +4 / -0
{IMG} :marseysoyswitch:

GodzillaSong +1h +4 / -0
{IMG} :marseysoyp

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2025-05-25T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :chudjakdancing: :chudjakdancing: :chudjakdancing: :chudjakdancing: :chudjakdancing: :chudjakdancing: :chudjakdancing: :chudjakdancing:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +7m +5 / -0
{IMG}

Freak-Off +2h +1 / -0
What's the context here?

  LovelyandCute +5m +2 / -0
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}cott
  {IMG}cott
  {IMG}cott
  {IMG}cott
  {IMG}cott

    Freak-Off +2m +2 / -0
    Thank you
    This is the best internet I have ever seen.

      LovelyandCute +3m +2 / -0
      :marseyembrace:
      {IMG}cott

        Freak-Off +2m +2 / -0
        What's the context here?cott

          LovelyandCute +1m +2 / -0
          {IMG}cott
          {IMG}cott

            Freak-Off +1m +2 / -0
            Thank youcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcottcott

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2024-11-27T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors seethe at the thought of a man having a "moment" and saying something about his wife's tits :marseybooba: :marseyfans:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_husband_said_he_wanted_to_suck_on_my_tits_and}
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +48 / -0
> I was like "what are you talking about" and he said that he wanted to suck on them.
he just wanted to suck on her boobs :marseyxd:

  AntonioRisky +41m +28 / -0
  She's mad he didn't try to *eat* her titties.
  :#marseyvore:

    cyberdick +21m +12 / -0
    :#marseyvorezombiewolf:

  Kiwibee +1h +15 / -0
  You guys are retarded. He wanted to suck on her breasts like a baby. It's a common joke.

    peepeehands +1m +14 / -0
    :#marseyokaymilk:

      Kiwibee +6m +10 / -0
      :#marseyokaymilk: :#marseybreastcancer:

  Lv999_Slime_God +3h +10 / -0
  They were talking about sucking each other off, but he didn't want to go first. I have no idea why she is so mad about it

    bellahadidofficial +2h +2 / -0
    Theyre both women so theyre both wrong and retarded

  asshole +2h +8 / -0
  like a baby
  {IMG}
  !slots300

  SupremeShitposter +3h +5 / -0
  > he wanted to suck on them
  He wanted to suck them like a baby.
  {IMG}

  MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +18h +1 / -0
  It's the way they talk about it that's weird. It's like they're trying

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2023-05-27T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyaustralian: Australian rightoids on the right side of history... again! :marseyaustralian:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +3m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  LovelyandCute +12m +11 / -0
  I was going to post the original meme but it had a "Nazi" in it so I was like "nope, I'm not racist" :marseyblush:

X +1h +3 / -0
lol damn it i wanted to post this meme

  LovelyandCute +5m +2 / -0
  I'm sorry :marseycry:

    X +12m +2 / -0
    it's ok bb just saw it on r/drama a while back :marseycheerup:ed

      LovelyandCute +6m +2 / -0
      Haha, yeah, I saw it posted here a couple of times. It's a good meme :marseyembrace:

        X +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseycheers:

Nixoncrats_for_trump +41m +1 / -0
Downvoted for making me look at the yikes face again.eded

  LovelyandCute +3m +1 / -0
  :marseysad:ed

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +1 / -0
    It’s not your fault. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2025-01-15T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors in r/europe :marseyraging: at the :marseytrump: :marseyhitler2: :marseyflagturkey: :marseyturkroach: :marseyflagturkey: :marseyturkroach: :marseyflagturkey: :marseyturkroach: :marseyflagturkey: :marseyturkroach: :marseyflagturkey: :marseyturkroach:
URL: {REDDIT: r/europe turkey_has_the_right_to_join_the_eu_but_only}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Turkey has the right to join the EU but only if they put Erdogan out of the running first. The EU isn't a club to be entered by anyone. It's a club of shared values. Erdogan doesn't meet those values. He is the antithesis of what the EU is all about. :marseyflageu: :marseyflageu: :marseyflageu:
>> Why the fuck does the EU care about the values of a country that isn't even a member yet? :soysnooseethe:
>>> Because they are the values that the EU stands for. Erdogan is a tyrant and the EU doesn't want tyrants in their club. :marseyflageu: :marseyflageu: :marseyflageu:
>>>> This is some braindead take. Erdogan is not a tyrant, he's an elected leader. And the EU is not a club, it's an organisation. And the values the EU stands for are just a bunch of vague statements. :soysnootypefast:
>>>>> Erdogan is a tyrant. You are a braindead take. :marseyflageu: :marseyflageu: :marseyflageu:
>>>>>> He's an elected leader. :soyjaktantrumfast:
>>>>>>> Yes he is a tyrant. :marseyflageu: :marseyflageu: :marseyflageu:
>>>>>>>> He's an elected leader. :soysnootypefast:
>>>>>>>>> Yes he is a tyr

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2025-01-25T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chuds of r/AskAnAmerican try to sound :marseybigbrain: by saying that the "Biden administration" didn't have anything to do with the "Biden era" policies. This doesn't go down well with the rest of the sub :marseyshapiro:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskAnAmerican what_do_you_think_will_be_the_most_negative}
VOTES: +45 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +3m +37 / -0
Its hilarious because the guy who made this comment is a member of r/bidenmemes

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +38m +25 / -0
  "Biden memes" is a sub that just reuses stuff from 4chan and other random places. It's just an echo chamber of rightoids who have never heard of 4chan or any other places except for memes that are a few years old. The same retards who think they have some sort of special knowledge from this sub that they can use to dunk on leftoids.

    KoreanDandyKing +2h +13 / -0
    The only "memes" I've seen from that sub are "Biden is a senile old man" and "Biden is a senile old man but Democrats love him" and "Biden is a senile old man and Democrats love him and Republicans hate him so much".

    GooooooldMember +6h +2 / -0
    Yea but that sub is still just saying that biden was senile, which is true

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +13 / -0
  The "Biden" in "Biden Memes" is a stand in for "Dumb Ass". It's a rightoid version of "Trump is funny" or "Daddy is such a cutie"

  TheProphet +4h +12 / -0
  I'm pretty sure that sub is just rightoids who can't stand that they can't meme anymore

    GooooooldMember +2h +2 / -0
    yea its a very low effort sub

SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1h

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2024-09-12T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyxd:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +19 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lv999_Slime_God +1h +4 / -0
I love her

  LovelyandCute +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:y is a treasure

GooooooldMember +5h +3 / -0
I love heryy

peepeehands +1m +2 / -0
:#marseywould:

  LovelyandCute +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:y is a treasurey

Hoes_mad +1h +2 / -0
I love her so much it's unrealy is so based

  LovelyandCute +37m +2 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:attsy is a treasureattsy

Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  LovelyandCute +17m +1 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:attsy is a treasureattsyy is a treasureattsy

KILL_EVERYONE +20m +1 / -0
:#marseyfeminist:y is a treasure
:#marseyfeminist:attsy is a treasure
:#marseyfeminist:attsy is a treasure
:#marseyfeminist:attsy is a treasure
:#marseyfeminist:attsy is a treasure
:#marseyfeminist:attsy is a treasure
:#marseyfeminist:attsy is a treasure

  LovelyandCute +1m +1 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:attsy is a treasureattsy

    KILL_EVERYONE +2m +1 / -0
    :#marseyfeminist:attsy is a treasure
    :#marseyfeminist:attsy is a treasure
    :#marseyfeminist:attsy is a treasure
    :#m

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2022-08-08T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: The 2000's are back!
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TR +1h +14 / -0
I'm not even going to try to understand what this means
:#marseygrilling2:

  UnpackThisSweaty +4h +2 / -0
  It's a visual representation of a tranny's fetish, in their mind, they're a "girl" and "women" are "nurturing" and "caring", so this is what they think of when they see the word women.

  dont_log_me_out +4h +2 / -0
  Women are the only ones who will ever be as good at raising children as men.
  Women are the only ones who will ever be as good at raising children as men.
  Women are the only ones who will ever be as good at raising children as men.
  Women are the only ones who will ever be as good at raising children as men.
  Women are the only ones who will ever be as good at raising children as men.
  Women are the only ones who will ever be as good at raising children as men.
  Women are the only ones who will ever be as good at raising children as men.

  Jaukea +5h +1 / -0
  Yes you are

    TR +1m +1 / -0
    :#marseytroublemaker:
    no

GT +1m +9 / -0
:#marseyxd: this is a good one

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +6 / -0
:#marseyxd:

dont_log_me_out +6h +1 / -0
I am not gonna lie that's a very cute song.
Trans lives matter_matter
Trans lives matter

Cabin_Boy_Widener +5h +1 / -0
This is the real reason they want to teach kids about gay sex in school...ottt

TheOverSeether +8h +1 / -0
:#marseyemojirofl:
:marseyclapping: :

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2022-09-23T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bongistanis discover that it's illegal to cut off your penis in the bathroom of a hospital.
URL: {TWEET: _AdamWray_}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
H +1h +5 / -0
UK is a dictatorship

  dont_log_me_out +1h +1 / -0
  I thought they are a theocracy.

    H +4m +2 / -0
    They're both

      dont_log_me_out +40m +1 / -0
      I don't understand.

        H +2h +1 / -0
        The monarchy is a theocracy and the parliament is a dictatorship

          dont_log_me_out +2h +1 / -0
          I don't get it

            H +1h +1 / -0
            The country is run by the monarch and the king is a theocracy. The government is run by the parliament and the prime minister and is a dictatorship. The two governments have separate rules.

              dont_log_me_out +5m +1 / -0
              what is a theocracy?

                H +1m +1 / -0
                A government run by a religion

                  dont_log_me_out +44s +1 / -0
                  what religion?

                    H +2m +1 / -0
                    The Church of England

                      dont_log_me_out +2m +1 / -0
                      I don't get it

                        H +1m +1 / -0
                        The monarch is the head of the Church of England and runs the country by their religious beliefs

                          dont_log_me_out +2m +1 / -0
                          I don't get it

                            H +1m +1 / -0
                            The monarch is the head of the Church of England and runs the country by their religious beliefs

        JohnDevereaux +33m +1 / -0
        The royals are religious wackos and the commoners are literally slaves.
        {IMG}

          dont_log_me_out +1h +1 / -0
          what?

JohnDevereaux +3h +3 / -0
>cut off your penis in the bathroom of a

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2024-04-06T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A huge :marseytrain2: catfight is happening on Twitter right now. Some :marseytrain: is claiming to have been doxxed and now the :marseytrain2: vs :marseytrain: battle is on
URL: {TWEET: kriscvanderwel}
VOTES: +120 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The doxxer: {TWEET: kriscvanderwel}
The doxxee: {TWEET: karl_schumer}
They both deleted their accounts but not before they were quoted and retweeted by other :marseytrain:s. So... enjoy!
COMMENTS:
birdenthusiast +5m +73 / -0
{IMG}
:marseyshesright:

  AnHeroedOats +18m +66 / -0
  <blockquote>be :marseytrain:</blockquote>
  <blockquote>be transphobic</blockquote>
  <blockquote>hmmmmmmmmm</blockquote>
  :marseysquint:

    birdenthusiast +1m +25 / -0
    :marseythinkorino:

    jesus +4h +8 / -0
    >marsey

  haggis +1h +23 / -0
  I'm glad I'm not the only one who heard "transphobia" as "transphobia". It's hard to tell who's trolling and who's serious when you can't hear their tone of voice.

    jesus +3h +8 / -0
    :#chudcheers:

    jesus +3h +8 / -0
    :#chudcheers:

    jesus +3h +8 / -0
    :#chudcheers:

  Homoshrexual +1h +15 / -0
  :marseywould:

  jesus +4h +10 / -0
  :#marseyslurpfast:

  Patrice +3h +9 / -0
  {IMG}

  KongsburyDonkboy +5h +8 / -0
  It’s like if you got molested as a kid and

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2024-11-05T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/PoliticalHumor :marseyemojirofl: "And so ends the GOP. :marseyitsover: "
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +75 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/PoliticalHumor and_so_ends_the_gop}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +83 / -0
> I thought people in this sub were supposed to be funny
lol

  LovelyandCute +2m +59 / -0
  You know they're not funny because if they were, they'd be in r/PoliticalComedy

    Platyfiend +11h +2 / -0
    Or r/PoliticalDrama

      LovelyandCute +1h +1 / -0
      I'm sure there's plenty of drama here. It's just that the humor is completely lacking.

  GooooooldMember +2h +12 / -0
  That sub is like the stupidpol of leftoid humor. Theyre just not funny

GodzillaSong +21m +51 / -0
{IMG}

  J +1h +13 / -0
  Im calling for a campaign against political humor

    GodzillaSong +1h +6 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

    jesus +4h +3 / -0
    :#marseymerchantfoid:

  whyareyou +2h +11 / -0
  that's actually a great idea. how do i get in on this?

    GodzillaSong +1h +10 / -0
    I'm not sure. Maybe create a website called https://www.politicalhumor.com, and advertise it on r/politicalhumor.

      whyareyou +17m +5 / -0
      :marseynotes:

    Sphereserf3232 +3d +1 / -0
    @Sphereserf3232 want too :marseysad:

  1 +14h +2 / -0
  :#marseywould:

  Sphereserf3232 +3d

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2022-11-09T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Leaf :marseyflagcanada: government is looking to ban all gas stoves and have people use electric stoves instead... The replies are filled with seethe :marseyxd:
URL: {REDDIT: r/canada new_broaden_government_bill_would_ban_gas_stoves}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Leaf government is looking to ban all gas stoves and have people use electric stoves instead... The replies are filled with seethe :marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +30m +9 / -0
> It’s not that they’re expensive, it’s that they’re a pain in the ass to install, especially if you have an older home that was wired for gas.
>> You can get a heat pump that will heat your home and will heat your water too. You can get induction stovetops that are more efficient than gas stoves, so you will have lower utility bills.
This is the same kind of cope that happens when people try to tell me they drive a hybrid and it's the same as a normal car.
It's just a worse version, and the only reason to choose it is because you're a do-gooder.

  THOMAS +1h +2 / -0
  >implying gas stoves arent a pain in the ass to install
  :marseylaugh:

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +1 / -0
    I'm not saying it's easy, I'm saying it's easier than electric.

      THOMAS +1h +2 / -0
      :marseydisagree:
      If youre replacing a gas stove youre also replacing gas lines and the stove isnt gonna come with that

        SnappyIsMyWaifu +12h +1 / -0
        You can get a heat pump that will heat your home and will heat your water too.

          THOMAS +1h +1 / -0
          :marseyagreefast:

  TomboySimp +2h +1 / -0
  I don't get it, you can buy a new stove and install it yourself for 200 bucks. It's not like these people are installing them in

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2023-04-07T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 9 year old boy asks reddit why his mom wants him to wear a dress? :marseygigathonk: :marseywrongthonk:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_telling_my_son_that_his_mom_is_gay}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
UruguayanIguana +2m +10 / -0
> AITA for telling my son that his mom is gay?
No
> I’m not gay
:#marseysquint:

  X +10m +10 / -0
  {IMG}
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

    UruguayanIguana +4m +9 / -0
    I thought redditors were supposed to be smart
    :#marseybeanquestion:

      X +4m +8 / -0
      {IMG}
      :#marseymanysuchcases:

        UruguayanIguana +5m +6 / -0
        Lmao, I think I saw that one before
        I just can't believe these people are supposed to be on the internet, man

          X +5m +4 / -0
          {IMG}
          :#marseymanysuchcases:

            UruguayanIguana +2m +5 / -0
            I'm gonna get that meme tattooed on my skin just to piss people off
            :#marseyxd:

  MarseylnBoots +26m +7 / -0
  >his mom is gay
  >I’m not gay
  >my wife
  :#marseywrongthonk:

    UruguayanIguana +1m +3 / -0
    What's your point?

      MarseylnBoots +1m +6 / -0
      :#marseywrongthonk:

        UruguayanIguana +5m +3 / -0
        It's not my job to educate you

X +12m +8 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
:#marseymanysuchcases:

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2024-04-15T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for the US military :marseysaluteusa: after :marseytrain:s are now being allowed to join :marseytransflag2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +63 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13298665/US-military-allow-transgender-people-serve.html
COMMENTS:
arsey +15m +41 / -0
I'd rather have a tranny who isn't a fatass than a fatass tranny.

  Homoshrexual +2h +10 / -0
  This is true but I'd also rather have a normal person.

  HetsAreFeds +5h +4 / -0
  I'd rather have a fatass tranny than a fatass. That's the fatass transphobe in me speaking :marseyindignant:

DildongusPrimative +4m +29 / -0
The military has been full of troons since forever. This is just an official acknowledgement of that fact.

  KONY_2032 +4h +5 / -0
  I knew a troon who joined the army
  she joined after getting kicked out of the marines

SpookyFartMan69 +2m +23 / -0
!leafs
It's over

  Homoshrexual +2h +9 / -0
  Can't wait for the day the US annexes Canada :marseywholesometrans:

  Frank_Williams +2h +5 / -0
  Leafs are lucky in this regard, we don't allow transsexuals to join, only transgenders.

    SpookyFartMan69 +1m +5 / -0
    :marseycoomer2:

  Patrice +3h +3 / -0
  they are so fucked. I used to work with a female navy vet who was 6'6 and could bench 350, she was insanely ripped and I would never have guessed she was in the military. She joined for the travel and adventure and to get away from her shitty family and grew up in the north east

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2025-06-14T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseydarktrump: :marseyflagukraine: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk:
URL: {TWEET: StopAntisemites}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FourthCowboy +2m +10 / -0
We should be allowed to drink on the street too :marseydrunk:

  asshole +39m +6 / -0
  {IMG}
  !slotsmb1000

    FourthCowboy +2m +4 / -0
    :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk:

      asshole +4m +3 / -0
      {IMG}
      !slotsmb1000

  ElverGalarga +24m +6 / -0
  No, only in my driveway and on my patio, I don’t want to be around those dirty people

    FourthCowboy +1m +4 / -0
    True, but they're getting too close to me :marseyworried:

ElverGalarga +25m +7 / -0
:#marseydrunk: :#marseyflagukraine:
:#marseyflagukraine: :#marseydrunk:

GooooooldMember +4h +2 / -0
i hope ukraine wins but this shit is so gay

  LovelyandCute +3m +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    GooooooldMember +1m +2 / -0
    i dont drink or smoke and i dont like war but i like my right to do those things if i want to

      LovelyandCute +2h +1 / -0
      I'm not sure I understand what you're saying...

        GooooooldMember +5h +1 / -0
        its like drinking and smoking

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2023-09-08T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A :marseyfoidretard: who works at an Animal Shelter goes viral for being a :marseytransattentionseeker: and wants to sue her employer for harassment. :marseywholesometrans: have a mixed reaction...
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes female_employer_refuses_to_address_my_gender}
VOTES: +63 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The OP:
{IMG}
The thread:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
plsnodoxerino +3m +59 / -0
> I was born a female and I’m a biological female.
:#marseytransattentionseekertalking:

  KawaiiFembee +1h +15 / -0
  :marseyhesright: She's just a female

  GovernorOfNewYork +3h +9 / -0
  They never get tired of that one :marseyitsallsotiresome:

  1 +14h +3 / -0
  >I was born a female
  Literally "I was born a man"

X +10m +49 / -0
{IMG}
:marseyxd: :marseykingcrown:

  BigBussyHunter +14m +29 / -0
  :marseyxd:
  What a chud

  Unfunnyandundramatic +3h +9 / -0
  Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +5m +30 / -0
It is funny how they use foid to describe themselves. But they are biological men.

  BigBussyHunter +20m +17 / -0
  It's their way of saying "I am a woman, but I don't want to be a woman, I want to be a man"

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +15 / -0
    :#marseytrans2:

  Unfunnyandundramatic +3h +5 / -0
  They are men who want to be foids

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2023-10-25T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: King Charles is NOT amused by the antics of the :marseytransattentionseeker: at the Queen's funeral. :marseyking: :marseykingcrown:
URL: {TWEET: DailyLoud}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ACA +11m +6 / -0
What's the difference between a fart and a terrorist attack?
A terrorist attack you can hear from 20 miles away

Haberdasher +3h +4 / -0
I don't think he's annoyed by the trannies, it's the farts. And the farting trannies, of course.

  LovelyandCute +1m +3 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
The Queen's funeral was more classy than this :#marseyindignant:

  LovelyandCute +5m +3 / -0
  Btw, I have no clue who this is but is this the guy who played the Bond villain in the movie Spectre?
  Edit: I looked him up and no, it's not him.

    Dramamine +3m +3 / -0
    no, I think it's a British comedian. I think he's in The IT Crowd and some other British shows.

      LovelyandCute +1m +3 / -0
      Aww, okay. He has a nice voice, so he's alright in my book. :marseythumbsup:

        Dramamine +3m +2 / -0
        :#marseykingcrown:

          LovelyandCute +5m +2 / -0
          :marseyhearts:

  ACA +1h +2 / -0
  > Why is the American military in the fucking UK? We have a war going on.
  > This is why I'm going to take all of your weapons and use them against you.
  :#marseybong: :#!marseyshooting: :#!marseyjetbombing: :#!marseyjetbombing: :#!marse

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2023-02-19T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is the guy who calls you a retard online
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
i just want to hold his hand

  LovelyandCute +2m +4 / -0
  :marseycheerup: It's ok.

  garlicdoors +20m +3 / -0
  If he isn't retarded enough for you then I'm sure he's retarded enough for someone else

  9 +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseydisagreefast:

    peepeehands +4m +2 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:
    :#marseyagreefast: to
    :#marseyagreefast: get
    :#marseyagreefast: his
    :#marseyagreefast: cock
    :#marseyagreefast: sucked
    :#marseyagreefast:

      9 +4m +2 / -0
      nope

        peepeehands +52s +2 / -0
        :#marseydisagreefast:
        :#marseydisagreefast: to
        :#marseydisagreefast: get
        :#marseydisagreefast: his
        :#marseydisagreefast: cock
        :#marseydisagreefast: sucked
        :#marseydisagreefast:

peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
:#marseywould:

  LovelyandCute +2m +5 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:
  :marseyagreefast: to
  :marseyagreefast: get
  :marseyagreefast: his
  :marseyagreefast: cock
  :marseyagreefast: sucked
  :marseyagreefast:

    peepeehands +52s +5 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast: to
    :#marseyagreefast: get
    :#

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2025-01-14T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagsouthafrica: South Africa :marseyflagsouthafrica: :marseyblack: black man :marseyblack: shares how the whites :marseywhite: are always on the lookout for black people :marseyblack: to steal their cars. Redditors :soysnoo: argue if this is true or not
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit south_africans_what_are_some_of_your_observations}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Janniephobe +22m +23 / -0
{IMG}

  LovelyandCute +6m +14 / -0
  The future is female :marseyembrace:

    Janniephobe +18m +7 / -0
    I don't see what the problem is :marseysipping:

  CoconutGun +1h +6 / -0
  When the "banter" is the same as the literal propaganda you're being fed daily by the state

Katedra +1h +17 / -0
> You mean the whites are the ones who are trying to steal from you? Do you think it's a coincidence that the white farmers are the ones who are being attacked? You think it's a coincidence that the white farmers are the ones who are being murdered? You think it's a coincidence that the white farmers are the ones who are being raped? You think it's a coincidence that the white farmers are the ones who are being robbed? You think it's a coincidence that the white farmers are the ones who are being kidnapped? You think it's a coincidence that the white farmers are the ones who are being tortured? You think it's a coincidence that the white farmers are the ones who are being killed? You think it's a coincidence that the white farmers are the ones who are being targeted? You think it's a coincidence that the white farmers are the ones who are being attacked? You think it's a coincidence that the white farmers are the ones who are being murdered? You think it's a coincidence that the white farmers are the ones who are being raped? You think it's a coincidence that the white farmers are the ones who are being robbed? You think

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2025-02-01T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblack: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseyblm: :marseyblack: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseyblm: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseykween: :marseyk

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2023-10-16T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywitchtriggered: "I don't think this is a good look for the country. The government should stop using this kind of language." :marseysaluteisrael: "LMAO" :marseywitchtriggered: "Also, it's an insult to the victims of the Holocaust. I have a Jewish friend who said she was deeply offended by this." :marseysaluteisrael: "LMAO" :marseywitchtriggered: "I think that's enough for me, I don't want to continue to talk about this." :marseysaluteisrael: "LMAO"
URL: {TWEET: LottieShanahan}
VOTES: +101 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +3m +66 / -1
{IMG}

  Sloot +1h +23 / -1
  >I love the Jews!
  >I love the Jews!
  >I love the Jews!
  >I love the Jews!
  >I love the Jews!
  >I love the Jews!
  >I love the Jews!
  >I love the Jews!
  >I love the Jews!
  >I love the Jews!
  :#marseymerchanttalking:

    BigBlackCockatiel +5h +5 / -0
    > I love the Jews!
    > I love the Jews!
    > I love the Jews!
    > I love the Jews!
    > I love the Jews!
    > I love the Jews!
    > I love the Jews!
    > I love the Jews!
    > I love the Jews!
    > I love the Jews!
    :#marseymerchantgenocide:

      Unfunnyandundramatic +4h +1 / -0
      :#marseymerchanttalking:

  911roofer +1h +18 / -1
  I love the Jews.

    Fabrico +1m +13 / -1
    :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

      BigBlackCockatiel +5h +4 / -0
      :#marseyagreesuperspeed:
      I love

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2024-04-24T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Who has the most bucks in the :marseyking: :marseykingcrown: :marseyking: game of :marseydrum: :marseydrum: :marseydrum: :marseydrum: :marseydrum:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
As of 2024, who has the most money? :marseygangster: :marseygangster: :marseygangster:
COMMENTS:
Holly_Jolly_Kong +4m +11 / -0
I have more than you. I have 1.25 million DC
!slots1000

  LovelyandCute +4m +6 / -0
  :marseykneel:

  Holly_Jolly_Kong +19s +6 / -0
  I have 1.25 million DC
  !slots1000

    Holly_Jolly_Kong +18s +6 / -0
    I have 1.25 million DC
    !slots1000

      Holly_Jolly_Kong +31s +6 / -0
      I have 1.25 million DC
      !slots1000

        Holly_Jolly_Kong +13s +7 / -0
        I have 1.25 million DC
        !slots1000

          Holly_Jolly_Kong +13s +7 / -0
          I have 1.25 million DC
          !slots1000

            Holly_Jolly_Kong +16s +7 / -0
            I have 1.25 million DC
            !slots1000

              Holly_Jolly_Kong +26s +6 / -0
              I have 1.25 million DC
              !slots1000

                Holly_Jolly_Kong +14s +6 / -0
                I have 1.25 million DC
                !slots1000

                  Holly_Jolly_Kong +24s +7 / -0
                  I have 1.

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2023-10-25T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The :marseychonkerfoid: from the recent Bongland election debate is now getting roasted on Twitter for her :marseyl:s
URL: {TWEET: smorgasfjord}
VOTES: +129 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: smorgasfjord}
{TWEET: smorgasfjord}
{TWEET: smorgasfjord}
{TWEET: smorgasfjord}
{TWEET: smorgasfjord}
COMMENTS:
dramasexual +1h +73 / -0
how the fuck did she even get elected as a party leader
like that is just a level of humiliation I don't even know how to comprehend

  TheOverSeether +1h +38 / -0
  I've read that she's a full-time :marseyattentionseeker: grifter. She's pretty good at it, too. The leftoid grifters here (mostly academics) are like 100 times worse. :marseysmug2:

    Bookers +5h +10 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases:

  _LemonScore_ +22m +33 / -0
  She's the only woman to be the leader of a major political party in Britain and she's also a lefty, so she has that going for her.

    Tack +1h +13 / -0
    She's not a woman?

      _LemonScore_ +1h +11 / -0
      She's a woman. I was referring to her being a lefty (she's a communist) and her being a woman.

        Tack +3h +3 / -0
        You were referring to her being a woman? I just didn't get that from what you said.

          _LemonScore_ +6h +5 / -0
          I said that she was a lefty and a woman. She's the only woman to be the leader of a major political party in Britain, so the only woman to be the leader of a major political party in Britain is a lefty and a woman.
          What do you not get?

            T

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2024-05-10T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +13 / -0
!transphobes :marseykingcrown: :marseykneel:

  BussydoFollower +39m +4 / -0
  The most obvious transphobic dramatard.

    X +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseytranspearlclutch:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +6 / -0
Glad he's doing better

Picos_ice_cream +20m +6 / -0
We need to start gatekeeping the trans community better

  BigBussyHunter +2h +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:
  The trains have a real problem with this

WootFatigue +42m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  You don't have to do this, you know. You can just leave the comment and I'll be happy with it.

    WootFatigue +10m +2 / -0
    You’re just jealous you’re not a mod.

      whyareyou +17m +1 / -0
      :#marseyshrug:

BigBussyHunter +2h +3 / -0
:marseyxd:
He said "transphobia" like he's the second coming of Christ

  JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

whyareyou +2h +2 / -0
why is this not in /h/transgender?

  X +43m +1 / -0
  No idea, I didn't post it lol

    whyareyou +3

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2024-07-22T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: An absolutely retarded :marseybrainlet: rightoid :marseywingcuck: :marseymagahat: :marseytrump: calls out the :marseymerchant: :marseymerchantsoy: :marseymerchantelf: for controlling the media, :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingcuck: :marseywingc

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2025-04-07T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyconfused2: "As a :marseytrans2: I've always thought that a :marseytrain: and a :marseyfemboy: are the same thing... Is this true?" :marseyshook: "No, they are not the same thing... A :marseyfemboy: is a trans man. A :marseytrain: is a trans woman." :marseyconfused2: "Wait, that's not what I thought... I'm sorry, I thought the opposite... Can you clarify?" :marseyshook: "No." :marseyconfused2: "Ok... I'll try to get to the bottom of this on my own then..."
URL: {TWEET: natee_bee}
VOTES: +96 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +94 / -0
I am not surprised that a 17 year old doesn't know what the words tranny and femboy mean

  Enrico_Motassa +14m +57 / -0
  I think it's just bait tbh

  LovelyandCute +1m +46 / -0
  That's what I thought at first, but there are a lot of 30+ year old women replying to this guy.

    Enrico_Motassa +13m +23 / -0
    yep that's how I knew it was bait
    trans women are real women

    ConchShell +2h +9 / -0
    :#marseyeggirl:

  HeinousAnus +19m +23 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:
  Tranny is a slur, and femboy is a slur, and trans is a slur, and woman is a slur, and men are women. It's all made up, it's all fake

  PrussianBlue +42m +15 / -0
  As a 17 year old (male) I had absolutely no idea what a femboy was :marseyconfused2: I still don't really. I always thought it was just

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2023-05-25T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The most common slur for trans women in Germany is "Femboy" :marseyxd:
URL: {TWEET: PiersUncensored}
VOTES: +105 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +16m +91 / -0
I don't know how this is relevant but I saw this earlier and it made me laugh
{IMG}

  Jimbo_B_Beterson +4m +58 / -0
  I love the old dude who cries when he sees his reflection

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +38 / -0
    Me too :marseyfluffy:

    Redactor0 +3h +16 / -0
    > I love the old dude who cries when he sees his reflection
    I love the old dude who cries when he sees his reflection.
    I love the old dude who cries when he sees his reflection.
    :marseyjam:

  Geralt_of_Uganda +1h +14 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +12 / -0
    :marseyjamming:

  pH +4h +12 / -0
  {MP4}
  :#marseyemojirofl:

    BigBlackCockatiel +1h +7 / -0
    :#marseyinabox:

    lmao +5h +4 / -0
    He's literally me

  BigBlackCockatiel +5h +3 / -0
  It's true. I'm a femboy.

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +54 / -0
:#marseyhomofascist:

Geralt_of_Uganda +1h +40 / -0
> This is the most common slur for trans women in Germany
:#marseysurejan:

  fine_wesome +1h +30 / -0
  Every time I see a German news headline I’m reminded that the Krauts were right about everything

    Geralt_of_Uganda +41m +13 / -0
    :#m

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2023-05-15T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseydeux: French drama as a rightoid influencer shows a video of a "good boy" :marseywholesome: getting the :marseygilead: treatment from the police. The comments are full of seething leftoids and rightoids arguing. Bonus points for the 50+ comments of them fighting over a video of a woman getting a :marseywoodchipper2: treatment :marseywholesome:
URL: {REDDIT: r/interestingasfuck french_police_bust_in_on_a_home_investigation}
VOTES: +64 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Video of the "good boy":
{YOUTUBE}
Video of the :marseywomanmoment2:
{YOUTUBE}
COMMENTS:
fuckmeatsandwich +3m +50 / -0
> [if it is a child, he has a right to privacy and freedom from the government. This is a serious violation of his rights.]({REDDIT: r/interestingasfuck french_police_bust_in_on_a_home_investigation})
:#marseygroomergrooming:

  SaveUsUncleTed +17m +38 / -0
  :#marseywrongthonk:

  Downie +2m +25 / -0
  This is the future that the WEF wants

  X +17m +21 / -0
  > if it is a child, he has a right to privacy and freedom from the government. This is a serious violation of his rights.
  :#marseywoodchipper2:

  UnpackThisSweaty +51m +13 / -0
  :marseywoodchipper2:ing is a human right chud

  Fat_Cock_Brock +3h +11 / -0
  :#marseygroomer2:

  BWC +4h +11 / -0
  >if it is a child, he has a right to privacy and freedom from the government. This is a serious violation of his rights.
  {IMG}

  FuckfaceMcClure +2h +7 / -0
  They don't want him to have sex with children,

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2024-05-22T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjam:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
The long awaited return of the Queen of Drama. We truly live in the best timeline. :#marseyqueen:

  LovelyandCute +13m +2 / -0
  This is the first time I've heard this song in a while. I remember when I was a wee lad I used to listen to it all the time.

JohnDevereaux +4h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  LovelyandCute +5h +2 / -0
  I haven't seen that one before.

    JohnDevereaux +4h +2 / -0
    I don't know where I got it either.
    {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2025-04-15T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I found the most boring and uninteresting Instagram page on the internet. And that's saying something... :marseysleep:
URL: https://www.instagram.com/andrew_lawrence
VOTES: +34 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
BWC +3h +16 / -0
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG} !soyteens !gemeralds !commenters

  LovelyandCute +2m +6 / -0
  :marseygem:

  WayOut +2m +5 / -0
  :marseygem: :marseygem: :marseygem:

  TrvthNvker +1h +4 / -0
  :gem:

BigBussyHunter +15m +15 / -0
> {IMG}
> {IMG}
:#marseybruh2:

  LovelyandCute +3m +11 / -0
  I think he's the guy in the pic lol

    BigBussyHunter +31s +9 / -0
    :marseygiggle:

  Dramamine +5h +4 / -0
  It's like the guy from The Shining

WayOut +2h +10 / -0
:#marseyjam:
{IMG}

  cyberdick +16m +6 / -0
  !fashion

  BigBussyHunter +22m +5 / -0
  :marseyjamming:

  NotoriousDOC +1h +5 / -0
  It's not so bad, it's just boring.

    WayOut +1m +4 / -0
    I don't know if it's a fashion thing but he's got a great body.

      NotoriousDOC +4m +3 / -0
      Yeah, he's just got a very boring style. He needs to get with the times.

        WayOut +3m +3 / -0
        What do you mean? He's got it all: fashion, body, charisma. He's

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2022-12-05T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for the :marseybrasileiro: as the US Army puts a stop to their :marseydisney: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :m

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2022-11-21T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Just a quick PSA to remind you all that it's :marseyhomosupremacist: Homoween :marseyhomofascist:!
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Don't forget to change your name and profile pic! :marseyhomofascist:
COMMENTS:
X +3m +3 / -0
:#marseyhomofascist::#marseyhomosupremacist:

  LovelyandCute +10m +3 / -0
  :marseylove:

JohnDevereaux +3h +2 / -0
{IMG}, we're still in halloween mode.

  LovelyandCute +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyitsover:

    JohnDevereaux +23m +2 / -0
    It's OK, there's plenty of time for you to wear a robe and a wig.
    {IMG}, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy

      LovelyandCute +7m +2 / -0
      {IMG}
      He's literally me!

        JohnDevereaux +3m +2 / -0
        {IMG}ly, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just a silly billy, I'm just

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2023-06-15T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytransattentionseeker: posts a Marsey in a non-Marsey hole. Redditors debate whether Marsey is a heckin' valid cat or not. :marseytrans:
URL: {REDDIT: r/cats my_cat_is_marsey}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
X +2m +5 / -0
:#marseytransrentfree:

  LovelyandCute +1m +3 / -0
  :marseydisintegrate:

    X +49s +3 / -0
    :#marseytransrentfree:
    sorry i'm not a :marseytrain: i can't control the :marseytransrentfree: in me

      LovelyandCute +1m +3 / -0
      :marseycheerup:

        X +5m +3 / -0
        i'm not :marseytransrentfree: i just like :marseytrain: jokes :marseytransrentfree:

          LovelyandCute +2m +3 / -0
          :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree:

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2023-02-13T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: TikTok's "Men in Skirts" page shows a man in a skirt getting into a fight with a guy. Man in the skirt is called a man, gets called a man, and calls himself a man. Redditors, of course, are not happy
URL: {REDDIT: r/TikTokCringe do_yall_think_they_gonna_get_into_a_fight}
VOTES: +152 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
> [This is literally a tranny.]({REDDIT: r/TikTokCringe do_yall_think_they_gonna_get_into_a_fight})
> > [No, it's a man in a skirt. Stop trying to make it about trannies.]({REDDIT: r/TikTokCringe do_yall_think_they_gonna_get_into_a_fight})
> > > [Yikes. That's transphobic.]({REDDIT: r/TikTokCringe do_yall_think_they_gonna_get_into_a_fight})
> > > > [How?]({REDDIT: r/TikTokCringe do_yall_think_they_gonna_get_into_a_fight})
> > > > > [Because you're telling trans people they're not trans. That's not okay.]({REDDIT: r/TikTokCringe do_yall_think_they_gonna_get_into_a_fight})
> > > > > > [No, it's not. This guy is a dude in a skirt.]({REDDIT: r/TikTokCringe do_yall_think_they_gonna_get_into_a_fight})
> > > > > > > [What? Trans people are people who wear skirts. Do you know what trans means? It means "across from" so a trans person is someone who wears a skirt.]({REDDIT: r/TikTokCringe do_yall_think_they_gonna_get_into_a_fight})
> > > > > > > > [Trans means "across from", you say? So a trans person is someone who's "across from" a person who wears a skirt? So if I was "across from" someone who wore a skirt, would I be trans?]({REDDIT

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2023-08-11T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycry: A very sad story of a cute twink being gaslit by a :marseytrain:
URL: {TWEET: 0x49fa98}
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +18 / -0
:#marseyxd: {IMG}

  ThermonuclearNecrostorm +1m +18 / -0
  Can't tell if :marseycope: or :marseyseethe:

    X +2m +11 / -0
    :#marseyoctopus4:

  LovelyandCute +3m +8 / -0
  Lmao

  BigBlackCockatiel +3h +5 / -0
  I mean
  :marseytrain: are always wrong

  BigBlackCockatiel +3h +3 / -0
  I mean
  :marseytrain: are always wrong

  BigBlackCockatiel +3h +3 / -0
  I mean
  :marseytrain: are always wrong

  BigBlackCockatiel +3h +3 / -0
  I mean
  :marseytrain: are always wrong

  BigBlackCockatiel +3h +3 / -0
  I mean
  :marseytrain: are always wrong

  BigBlackCockatiel +3h +3 / -0
  I mean
  :marseytrain: are always wrong

  BigBlackCockatiel +3h +3 / -0
  I mean
  :marseytrain: are always wrong

  BigBlackCockatiel +3h +3 / -0
  I mean
  :marseytrain: are always wrong

  BigBlackCockatiel +3h +3 / -0
  I mean
  :marseytrain: are always wrong

  BigBlackCockatiel +3h +3 / -0
  I mean
  :marseytrain: are always wrong

  BigBlackCockatiel +3h +3 / -

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2023-07-11T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The internet is in full meltdown mode after the :marseyblack: :marseysoccer: player, Enner Valencia, was found guilty of :marseyhomosupremacist: rape
URL: {TWEET: DailyLoud}
VOTES: +123 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: DailyLoud}
Twitter reacts:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Patrice +3m +135 / -1
{IMG}

  BWC +4m +115 / -0
  {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

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AUTHOR: LovelyandCute
DATE: 2022-11-22T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 30-something man has a :marseyautism: moment in a cinema
URL: {TWEET: stillgray}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +11m +10 / -0
"fuck you, I'm leaving" is a pretty good response

  rakrakaon +2m +9 / -0
  Should have asked him why he was standing there.

    whyareyou +1m +7 / -0
    no, that would have been even more autistic

    Pog +22m +4 / -0
    :#marseydisagree:

    BigBussyHunter +52m +2 / -0
    :#marseynouautism:

  BigBussyHunter +56m +3 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

X +5m +8 / -0
lol they're being so reasonable
{IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +1h +4 / -0
  The people in the comments that are saying it's fine to be an adult and have sensory issues are fucking retarded.

    X +1m +3 / -0
    yeah it's not really a sensory issue if it's something you can just get over lol

      BigBussyHunter +57s +2 / -0
      :marseyagree:

GovernorOfNewYork +1h +3 / -0
> 30-something man
Yeah I’m sure he’s only 30 :marseyeyeroll:

  LovelyandCute +1m +3 / -0
  Haha, yeah, I'm not sure about that.

BigBussyHunter +1h +2 / -0
Autists are the ultimate narcissists. They think everyone else should bend over backwards to accommodate them because they are special snowflakes :marseysnowflake:
:marseyautism:s

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +2 / -0
  I'm autistic, but I'm also a narcissist, so I don't see the issue.

SnappyIsMyWaifu +3h +

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-08-21T20Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Aevann's favorite band
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TwoLargeSnakesMating +3m +2 / -0
{IMG}

  LowAPM +1m +2 / -0
  i had to google that one..

    TwoLargeSnakesMating +5m +2 / -0
    :#marseyblindpat:.ott.ott

      LowAPM +1m +2 / -0
      :tayvibing:.ott

  Mello_luvr +42m +2 / -0
  :#marseygivecrown:.ott

Mello_luvr +46m +2 / -0
:marseyvibing:ott.ott
{YOUTUBE}

  LowAPM +4h +1 / -0
  :tayvibing:ott.ott.ott

    Mello_luvr +1h +2 / -0
    :tayvibing:ott.ott
    {YOUTUBE}.ott

      LowAPM +10h +1 / -0
      :tayvibing:ott.ott

        Mello_luvr +23m +1 / -0
        :marseyvibing:ott.ott
        {YOUTUBE}ott.ott

          LowAPM +1m +1 / -0
          :tayvibing:ott.ott

            Mello_luvr +2m +1 / -0
            :marseyvibing:ott.ott
            {YOUTUBE}ott.ott

              LowAPM +11m +1 / -0
              :tayvibing:ott.ott

                Mello_luvr +2m +1 / -0
                :marseyvibing:ott.ott
                {YOUTUBE}ott.ott

                  LowAPM +1h +1 / -0
                  :tayvibing:ott.ott

                    Mello_luvr +1

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-10-16T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyschizowall:
URL: https://www.vice.com/en/article/75x788/the-kanye-west-anti-semitism-accusations-are-back
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Master_GODshi +41m +10 / -0
> “I’m not saying Jews are bad, but they’re bad,” he told me. “We all know that. They’re bad people, but they’re bad people who do a lot of good.”
:marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd:

  LowAPM +1h +5 / -0
  i hope the jews can just accept their evilness and learn to do good without doing evil :taylaugh:

    Master_GODshi +8m +4 / -0
    > the Jews can just accept their evilness and learn to do good without doing evil
    I don’t think that’s gonna happen, no. They have to be stopped :marseybinladen:

  Marsey +2h +2 / -0
  There is no contradiction here. The Jews are bad but they do a lot of good because they are so bad.

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +20m +5 / -0
He's right tho

  LowAPM +1h +3 / -0
  i think its the jews that are wrong

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +3 / -0
    :#marseysaluteisrael:

      LowAPM +1m +4 / -0
      :marseyisrael: :marseyshooting: it

bballbelle +1h +5 / -0
> “I don’t want to use this as a soapbox to talk about the Jewish people or anything like that,”
He's so much more candid with his feelings when he's not talking to a journalist.

  LowAPM +43m +5 / -0
  he's on a soapbox now. and he's talking about them.

Dramamine +1h +4 / -0
> The 2000s saw a surge

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-11-07T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: When you're a celebrity, they let you do it. You can do anything
URL: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-63516895
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +15m +20 / -0
I thought this was about a politician and was about to post how much I hate politicians. But it's about a celebrity and I'm still going to post how much I hate celebrities.

  cyberdick +24m +7 / -0
  I hate celebs and politicians equally, its just that I hate politicians more

  LowAPM +1h +2 / -0
  I love celebrities. I am a celebrity.

GT +18m +13 / -0
How does this guy live with himself

  cyberdick +22m +12 / -0
  > "I have always been a good person and have nothing to hide, that's why I don't have a lawyer."
  :marseyxd:

  rip_spal +4h +1 / -0
  He's a celebrity, he's entitled to do whatever he wants

GT +16m +11 / -0
This man was running a sex club in a country that has a strict age of consent and he was raping underage girls in that club

  cyberdick +24m +10 / -0
  > he was raping underage girls
  :marseysleep:

    GT +2m +7 / -0
    :#marseywoodchipper2:

  rakrakaon +2h +3 / -0
  I believe the UK doesn't have a strict age of consent. I'm not sure about the US one.

    GT +3m +3 / -0
    It's not the US it's the UK

      rakrakaon +4m +1 / -0
      :#marseybrainlet:

        GT +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseydisagree: it's the UK not the US

          rakrakaon +11m +2 / -0
          I can't tell if

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-09-29T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyshitforbrains: :marseybrainlet:
URL: {TWEET: john_t_simpson}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +1m +16 / -0
I'm not saying I'm from the future but I just checked in on the future and you're right

whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
:marsoyhype:
> I could totally totally totally totally totally do that but I don't because I'm not a stupid person like you who thinks I would

  LowAPM +1h +1 / -0
  i mean, i think i would too, but i also think i could do that. so it's a tough call.......ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-05-18T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Ooh, a little pibble drama :marseytroublemaker:
URL: {REDDIT: r/interestingasfuck dog_bite_incident_in_south_korea}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Urboros +12m +10 / -0
That's the funniest story I've ever seen. I read it like 3 times, "2-year-old girl killed by dog, dog owner beaten to death by crowd."
:#marseyxd:

  LowAPM +5m +5 / -0
  the moral of the story is that pibble owners are retarded

    FurryNationalism +21m +4 / -0
    They're worse than pitbulls.

  911roofer +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyxd::marseydead::marseyking::marseywholesome:

X +2m +5 / -0
:#marseywholesome:

Dramamine +2h +4 / -0
>2-year-old girl killed by dog, dog owner beaten to death by crowd.
:#marseykingcrown:

  LowAPM +16m +3 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

911roofer +1h +3 / -0
:marseybased::marseypibblechad::marseypibblelivesmatter::marseytrans:

YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +2h +2 / -0
South Korea will be the last country to have a pibble problem once the owners are all dead........otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.otta.

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-07-19T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Big Foot? :marseyfeet:
URL: {TWEET: marxistmaxx}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +28m +3 / -0
@Cao_Cao don't know what you're on about but @Cao_Cao have a cat and he's a b-word.
{IMG}

  LowAPM +4m +3 / -0
  i wasnt sure if this was just a weird leg, or a bigfoot.y and i like bigfoot :marseylove:yy

    Cao_Cao +1m +3 / -0
    {GIF}

      LowAPM +1h +2 / -0
      pretty good gify

        Cao_Cao +4h +2 / -0
        It's an actual video of a real creature in a cave. It's an actual Bigfoot.

          LowAPM +2h +2 / -0
          i want to believe :marseylove:

            Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
            {YOUTUBE}y

              LowAPM +25m +2 / -0
              i like this one better :marseylove:

                Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
                I had to find a non-troll Bigfoot video.

                  LowAPM +20m +2 / -0
                  i was trolling :marseylove:

                    Cao_Cao +3m +2 / -0
                    :marseykingcrown:y

  LowAPM +1h +2 / -0
  what about this one, @Cao_Cao :marseylove:
  {YOUTUBE}

    Cao_Cao +4h +2 / -0
    {GIF}y

      LowAPM +2h +2 / -0
      i like this one :marseylove:

        Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
        I had to find a non-troll Bigfoot video.

          LowAPM +20m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2023-03-20T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The last time I saw a woman with a fully shaved head she was cleaning a toilet at a homeless shelter
URL: N/A
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyshrug:
COMMENTS:
Masshole_12 +2m +14 / -0
:#marseyakshually:

  LowAPM +2m +8 / -0
  :marseyakshually:

Dramamine +40m +13 / -0
>fully shaved head
>she
:#marseysmughips:

  LowAPM +1m +6 / -0
  yeah she's a dude. a dude with a shaved head. :taylaugh:

X +7m +7 / -0
are you implying that there are women with shaved heads working in homeless shelters? :!marseyshapiro:

  LowAPM +1m +7 / -0
  i didn't say that. i said the last time i saw a woman with a shaved head she was cleaning a toilet at a homeless shelter.

    X +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseysmughips:
    {IMG}

      LowAPM +6m +5 / -0
      it's a picture of a woman with a shaved head, but that's not the point. the point is that the last time I saw a woman with a shaved head she was cleaning a toilet at a homeless shelter.

        X +3m +5 / -0
        :#marseysmughips:

          LowAPM +2m +4 / -0
          :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast:

Penny +1h +5 / -0
i saw a qt blonde girl with a shaved head irl last night :marseyexciteddance:

  LowAPM +4m +4 / -0
  > qt
  > blonde
  > shaved head
  > female
  hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2024-12-16T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This guy’s a fucking legend :taylaugh:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BimothyX2 +3m +5 / -0
:#marseywould:

  LowAPM +3m +4 / -0
  :taygrimacing:

    BimothyX2 +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseywould:

      LowAPM +4m +4 / -0
      :taygrimacing:

        BimothyX2 +2m +3 / -0
        :#marseywould:

          LowAPM +1m +3 / -0
          :taygrimacing:

            BimothyX2 +1m +3 / -0
            :#marseywould:

              LowAPM +2m +3 / -0
              :taygrimacing:

                BimothyX2 +1m +3 / -0
                :#marseywould:

                  LowAPM +1m +3 / -0
                  :taygrimacing:

                    BimothyX2 +1m +3 / -0
                    :#marseywould:

                      LowAPM +3m +3 / -0
                      :taygrimacing:

                        BimothyX2 +1m +3 / -0
                        :#marseywould:

                          LowAPM +2m +2 / -0
                          :taygrimacing:

                            BimothyX2 +1m +2 / -0
                            :#marseywould:

PegMeMommy +13m +5 / -0
:#marseywould:

  LowAPM +2m +4 / -0
  :taygrimacing:

    PegMeMommy +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseywould:

      LowAPM +37s +4 / -0
      :taygrimacing:

        PegMeMommy +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseywould:

          LowAPM +1m +3 / -0
          :taygrimacing

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-09-16T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "If you're a lesbian, you're just a lesbian. You don't need to be making excuses for your sexuality." - r/actuallesbians
URL: {REDDIT: r/actuallesbians the_lesbian_lesbian}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
HarryTrumanDorisDay +5m +10 / -0
>you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
>you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
>you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
>you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
>you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
>you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
>you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
>you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
>you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
>you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian

  Dramacel +21m +8 / -0
  >you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
  >you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
  >you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
  >you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
  >you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
  >you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
  >you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
  >you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
  >you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
  >you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
  :#marseyseethe:

  LowAPM +10m +5 / -0
  > you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
  > you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
  > you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
  > you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
  > you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
  > you can be transphobic and still be a lesbian
  >

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-04-01T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why do white people have so many names? : whitepeopletwitter
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter why_do_white_people_have_so_many_names}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +1h +2 / -0
Wait, why did they change the title? I thought it was about the mayo-named kids of BIPOC parents.

  LowAPM +3m +2 / -0
  because that is racist and not funny..

    Enrico_Motassa +4m +2 / -0
    >because that is racist and not funny
    I thought that was the joke

      LowAPM +4m +2 / -0
      no. it's not funny because it's racist.

        Enrico_Motassa +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseythinkorino:

          LowAPM +1h +1 / -0
          :marseyjam:

        LowAPM +1h +1 / -0
        :marseyjam:

  LowAPM +4m +1 / -0
  because that is racist and not funny. :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

  LowAPM +4m +1 / -0
  because that is racist and not funny. :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

  LowAPM +4m +1 / -0
  because that is racist and not funny. :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

  LowAPM +4m +1 / -0
  because that is racist and not funny. :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

  LowAPM +4m +1 / -0
  because that is racist and not funny. :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

  LowAPM +4m +1 / -0
  because that is racist and not funny. :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

  LowAPM +4m +1 / -0
  because that is racist and not funny. :marseyjam: :m

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-04-06T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyshooting:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-05-10T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Who says you can’t be an engineer and a furry?!
URL: {REDDIT: r/EngineeringPorn 3d_printing_my_little_mechanical_furry}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
iowa_hawkeye +5m +10 / -0
That's not an engineering project, that's a furry project that was modeled in Solidworks.

  LowAPM +3m +5 / -0
  Is it a furry project, or is it a furry project? What’s the difference? :taythink:

    iowa_hawkeye +2m +5 / -0
    That's a good question.

  AntiJannieAktion +1h +2 / -0
  {REDDIT: r/EngineeringPorn 3d_printing_my_little_mechanical_furry}
  It’s not in solid works, it’s in blender

    iowa_hawkeye +4m +2 / -0
    Fair enough.

Chtorrr +1h +2 / -0
>3d printing my little mechanical furry
:marseyglow:

  LowAPM +2m +1 / -0
  :marseyglow:s have no sense of humor :marseyglow:s have no sense of humor :marseyglow:cotts have no sense of humor :marseyglow:cotts have no sense of humor :marseyglow:cotts have no sense of humor :marseyglow:cotts have no sense of humor :marseyglow:cotts have no sense of humor :marseyglow:cotts have no sense of humor :marseyglow:cotts have no sense of humors have no sense of humor :marseyglow:cotts have no sense of humor :marseyglow:cotts have no sense of humor :marseyglow:cotts have no sense of humor :marseyglow:cotts have no sense of humor :marseyglow:cotts have no sense of humor :marseyglow:cotts have no sense of

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-05-01T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The 'transgender' movement is a biological weapon.
URL: https://www.foxnews.com/health/transgender-movement-biological-weapon
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The transgender movement is a biological weapon. It is a biological weapon that is used to destroy society, to destroy the family, and to destroy the children. It is a biological weapon that is used to destroy the human race.
COMMENTS:
X +4m +6 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:

GT +18m +5 / -0
How did they not see this coming

  LowAPM +1m +4 / -0
  The left doesnt have a good track record for predicting the future.

    GT +1m +3 / -0
    They really don't, they have a long history of seeing things through rose tinted glasses

GooooooldMember +41m +3 / -0
> The transgender movement is a biological weapon. It is a biological weapon that is used to destroy society, to destroy the family, and to destroy the children. It is a biological weapon that is used to destroy the human race.
So is any of this true or not? This is like saying the covid vaccine is a chemical weapon that is used to destroy society, to destroy the family, and to destroy the children. It is a chemical weapon that is used to destroy the human race.

  LowAPM +1m +2 / -0
  All of it, is true.

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +1 / -0
:#marseyrightoidschizo:

  LowAPM +45m +1 / -0
  :t::h::i::s::space::i::s::space::f::u::c::k::i::n::g::space::w::r::o::n::g::period::period::period::period::period::period:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +1 / -0
    :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marsey

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2024-08-24T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Anon is a big chud
URL: {REDDIT: r/PoliticalHumor this_is_who_is_telling_you_not_to_vote_for_kamala}
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +3 / -0
{IMG}
I love this old chud :marseychudblush::::

  LowAPM +1h +2 / -0
  i wonder if he knows about the big chud

    BigBussyHunter +2m +2 / -0
    :marseyshy:
    I wonder that, too

      LowAPM +1m +2 / -0
      :tayadmire::cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-06-02T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: FDS gets dicked down by a 14 year old
URL: {REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy i_had_sex_with_a_14_year_old}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +3m +16 / -0
> He admitted to me that he's 14, and I was like "fuck off"
> I don't think it's creepy, just that he's a minor and he's the one that approached me.
:#marseypedo:

  Cantor_Dust +1h +7 / -0
  This seems like a fetish post

  LowAPM +1m +6 / -0
  > I don't think it's creepy
  :taynod:

  Allende +1h +5 / -0
  I'm not sure why they keep acting like they're not the ones being creepy. Like it's obvious they were being weird and he was just trying to get out of it.

  TariqNasheed +1h +5 / -0
  All the comments are about how she’s a pedophile for not having sex with him. Like wtf.

  arsey +2h +4 / -0
  I'm guessing she's a teacher. lmao

  cyberdick +2h +3 / -0
  >I don't think it's creepy, just that he's a minor and he's the one that approached me.
  {GIF}

  TheOverSeether +3h +2 / -0
  > I don't think it's creepy
  :#marseyagree:
  >just that he's a minor and he's the one that approached me
  :#marseyagreefast:
  >I don't think it's creepy
  :#marseyagreefast:

BigBussyHunter +1h +8 / -0
> I'm just a regular girl, not a teacher or a coach or anything. I'm 24.
24 and a degenerate. This is the perfect woman for FDS :marseyagreefast:

arsey +2h +2 / -0
Bitches on there talking about how she's the

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2021-10-21T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/antiwork's (alleged) mod admits to being a loser :marseyjanny:
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork i_have_to_work_10_hours_of_overtime_tonight}
VOTES: +68 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I have to work 10 hours of overtime tonight
> I'm a 35 year old man and I have to work 10 hours of overtime tonight. I have 2 kids and I'm not married and I'm too scared to ask for help because I'm afraid of what I'll hear if I do.
> I've been working 70+ hours a week for the last 5 years. I've tried everything to get out of this and I'm about to give up and just move to Mexico.
> I'm not doing this because I want to. I'm doing this because I need to. I'm doing this because I have to.
> This is my life. I'm not proud of it. I'm not happy about it. I'm just doing it because I have to.
> I'm not going to make it. I'm not going to make it to retirement. I'm not going to make it to 65. I'm not going to make it to 40.
> I'm going to make it to 35. That's it. That's my goal. I'm going to make it to 35 and then I'm going to move to Mexico and live off the grid and die alone.
> I'm not going to make it to 30. I'm not going to make it to 25. I'm not going to make it to 20.
> I'm going to make it to 15. That's it. That's my goal. I'm going to make it to 15 and then I'm going to move to Mexico and live off the grid and die alone.
> I'm not going to make it to 10. I'm not going to make it to 5. I'm not going to make it to 1.
> I'm going to make it to 0. That's it. That's my goal. I'm going to make it to 0 and then I'm going to move to Mexico and

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-07-12T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is the average dramatard a lazy fatso?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Is the average dramatard a lazy fatso?
&&yes&&
&&no&&
COMMENTS:
X +1m +7 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:

  LowAPM +51s +5 / -0
  :tayflex:

Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +6 / -0
{GIF}

  LowAPM +1m +3 / -0
  :marseybooba:

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +10m +3 / -0
    I dont even know what im looking at, I just opened a gif on twitter

      LowAPM +3m +2 / -0
      i am not a professional, but i think i recognize the "dylan" from "dylan's nudes"

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +3 / -0
        Hmmm interesting, I wonder if he has anything to do with the "P" in "P"izza "H"ut "C"ollege.

          LowAPM +3m +2 / -0
          :marseypizzashill:

comics_for_trans_rights +5m +3 / -0
no
im lazy but i dont think i'm a fatso

  LowAPM +3m +2 / -0
  :marseypuke:

    comics_for_trans_rights +1m +3 / -0
    thanks for the insult, king
    :#marseyking:

      LowAPM +2m +1 / -0
      :marseykingcrown:

KinoBushido +2h +2 / -0
I'm a hardworking landchad
:#marseycapitalistmanlet:

  LowAPM +52m +2 / -0
  i am a landchad, but im lazy

    KinoBushido +4m +2 / -0
    Landchads are all lazy

      LowAPM +1m +2 / -0
      and fat

        KinoBushido +4m +

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2023-07-02T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Get your ass in the cuck chair, wagie
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork this_is_what_we_are_dealing_with_at_my_work}
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
rakrakaon +12m +29 / -0
> It’s a weirdly sexual thing for some men to do with their subordinates. They think it makes them appear more powerful and masculine to keep them there. I don’t think it’s meant to be sexual, but it is. It’s a sexual power play.
> I am a woman and when I worked in the military, I had a commander do that to me. I am not sure if it was a power play, but he was a known creep.
> I have also had a male friend make a comment about how it’s not like he is asking me to suck him off, so I should just sit there and let him jerk off.
> If I was going to jerk off at work I’d go to the bathroom. I don’t get the allure of sitting at a desk and watching someone get off.
This post is obviously not written by a woman.

  LowAPM +3m +21 / -0
  iirc, women don't even get an orgasm from jacking off. dudes rock

  Tesla +19m +12 / -0
  >im not asking you to suck my dick
  >yeah but its not like youre asking me to suck your dick

  KILL_EVERYONE +2m +8 / -0
  so who wrote it then?

    rakrakaon +2m +14 / -0
    Probably an FtM who’s never been jerked off to.

      KILL_EVERYONE +2m +9 / -0
      :#marseymanysuchcases:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +6 / -0
  Maybe she's just an ugly woman

  TheOverSeether +1h +5 / -0
  > It’s a weirdly sexual thing for some men to do with their subordinates. They think it makes them appear more powerful and masculine to keep them there. I don’t think it’s meant to be sexual, but

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-07-13T13Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Is there a better song than this?
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ACA +1m +3 / -0
Is there a better song than this?
{YOUTUBE}

  LowAPM +2m +3 / -0
  thats a good one. one of the best. i saw them live in the early 00s. i got to see them in the early 2000s. they played at least one of those songs. probably more than one.

    ACA +1m +3 / -0
    The best one was when I saw them in person and they had to stop because the crowd got too rowdy

      LowAPM +5m +3 / -0
      i saw them in a stadium. not sure if that counts. i saw some of their earlier shows in smaller venues. i dont think they had a rowdy crowd back then

        ACA +5m +3 / -0
        I saw them in the 90s in a smaller club. It was good but I didn't see any of the songs I listed.

          LowAPM +3m +3 / -0
          i saw them in the 00s. i didnt see the songs you listed, but i did see some of their earlier stuff. its been a long time though. i dont think they played the songs i listed live, but i didnt really care enough to check

            ACA +11m +3 / -0
            I still haven't seen "In Another Time" live

              LowAPM +1m +3 / -0
              i did. i think they did it in a live TV show they had on MTV at one point. it was pretty good.

                ACA +11m +3 / -0
                I still haven't seen "In Another Time" live

                  LowAPM +23m +3 / -0
                  i did. i think they did it in a live TV show they had on MTV at one point. it was pretty good.

                    ACA +1h +1 / -0
                    I still haven't seen "In Another Time" live

                      LowAPM +40m +1 / -

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-10-14T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I need a new hole
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I just bought a bunch of marseybux but I have no holes to donate it to. Can someone make a new hole for me?
COMMENTS:
X +6m +5 / -0
:#marseycheerup:

  LowAPM +1h +4 / -0
  :marseysulk:

Mello_luvr +12m +4 / -0
You can always just make your own :marseymerchant:

  LowAPM +1h +2 / -0
  :taypray:y will be my hole.

jackie +3h +2 / -0
@august will you make me one too?
:#marseybegging:

  August +1h +2 / -0
  Sure, what should it be called?

    jackie +9h +1 / -0
    I don't really care, but I like the name "h/cuck" for my hole.

      August +1h +1 / -0
      Done kingty

        jackie +3h +1 / -0
        tyvm :marseylove:y

          jackie +1m +1 / -0
          :#marseysoypointglow:

            jackie +5m +1 / -0
            :#marseysoypointglow:yy

              jackie +1m +1 / -0
              :#marseysoypointglow: @august

                August +20m +1 / -0
                :marseysoypointglow:

                  jackie +5h +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    August +4h +1 / -0
                    :marseysoypointglow:

                      jackie +22h +2 / -0
                      :#marseysoypointglow:
                      @august
                      @chiobu
                      @carpathianflorist
                      @nountakennames01
                      @klenvastergan
                      @soren
                      @s

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2021-07-22T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Sperg is convinced there are people in the walls
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest this_is_what_my_mind_has_become}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SkinFluteMaestro +1h +7 / -0
*You're* not the crazy one, *I'm* the crazy one
{IMG}

  BrokeBackBuck +23m +3 / -0
  :marseygodzilla:

    SkinFluteMaestro +4m +3 / -0
    I need to keep a Godzilla Marsey in the garage in case I start to hallucinate

  TariqFanAccount +2h +2 / -0
  I’m a morbidly obese Mexican and I feel that

KingdomFarts +1h +6 / -0
> I can't sleep because I'm afraid my boyfriend is in the walls listening to me
I know a lot of people on the internet are schizo and it's funny to read their nonsense, but this one is too far. I'm gonna guess this person is bipolar and is in the middle of a manic episode

  SkinFluteMaestro +10m +4 / -0
  No no no he's just really fucking gay and is trying to convince himself that his boyfriend isn't the only person he's attracted to

    TariqFanAccount +2h +1 / -0
    The boyfriend is in the walls because he’s a gay in the closet

BigBussyHunter +1h +4 / -0
>My ex-boyfriend is in the walls
This is just like that one song that everyone loves that has that lyric
🎶 *I was just 17, you were only 21* 🎶
🎶 *So don't you worry, boy, you're not in the walls* 🎶

  TariqFanAccount +2h +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

Dramamine +57m +3 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  SkinFluteMaestro +1h +3 / -0
  *I'm sorry doctor, but I'm afraid I can't

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2023-07-19T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chuds are the worst :marseyindignantwoman:
URL: {TWEET: marxistluke}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +13m +6 / -0
The left will never win because they're incapable of realizing that the people they want to win over would rather die than listen to a woman speak.

  Ladytroon +46m +2 / -0
  The left is the party of women, the right is the party of women. We need a third party of women to make it fair

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +23m +1 / -0
    :#marseyeggirl:

  LowAPM +1h +1 / -0
  it's not that they dont want to listen to a woman speak. they just dont want to listen to a woman speak about the jews.

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +1m +2 / -0
    Oh, I see. It's a Jewish conspiracy. That explains everything.

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +21m +3 / -0
Jews are white. So she is right

  LowAPM +1h +1 / -0
  i hate jews so much :taycrying:

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +3h +2 / -0
    Good. You should

cyberdick +42m +1 / -0
:#marseywould: her her

  LowAPM +1h +1 / -0
  i would too, but she is a chud.

    cyberdick +1m +1 / -0
    {TENOR: would-kevin} her

      LowAPM +3m +1 / -0
      i would too, but she is a chud. :marseyindignantwoman: her

        cyberdick +3m +1 / -0
        {TENOR: would-kevin} :marseyindignantwoman: :marseyindignantwoman: :marseyindignantwoman: :m

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-05-27T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The New York Times is launching a new substack called The Trump Archive
URL: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/25/opinion/trump-trials-substack.html
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> But we’re also growing our Trump Archive, an online platform that will host an unprecedented trove of never-before-seen Trump-related materials. Over the course of this year, we will post more than 4,000 pages of documents, including handwritten notes, memos, emails and other materials from the Trump White House, the Trump Organization and the business records of Mr. Trump’s personal attorneys. We are also partnering with The New Yorker to release a collection of previously published interviews with Trump’s former aides and associates.
> The Trump Archive, which will be hosted on Substack, is being made possible with funding from the New York Times Company and the Open Society Foundations.
COMMENTS: N/A award this post award this post
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +18m +2 / -0
If it's an archive, why does it have to be a substack? award this post
Maybe a .gov or .gov.com domain name would be better? I'm not sure . . . . . award this post
:marseythinkorino: award this post

  LowAPM +1m +1 / -0
  because .gov is bad for traffic

    whyareyou +2m +2 / -0
    .gov is good for traffic. You don't want them to come back here too, do you?

      LowAPM +3m +1 / -0
      i dont know what the archive is, but i assume it will be good for drama coin

        whyareyou +45s +1 / -0
        I think it will be good for drama coin too. I don't think they know yet.

LowAPM +2m +1 / -0
I am really looking forward to the .gov archive as well. award this post

  whyareyou +16m +2 / -0
  .gov is already taken! We need to get the .gov.com domain name!

    LowAPM +1m +1 / -

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2023-07-16T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A thought experiment about the "holy grail" of Dasha's vagene
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Let's say Dasha's vagene is a holy grail.
I want to know who else wants to touch it.
But what if it is not a real holy grail? What if it's a cheap knock-off? And what if it's an AI generated fake? And what if it's a "holy grail" that is not real, but is a fake holy grail?
And what if it is not a real holy grail, but is a fake holy grail that is an AI generated fake?
And what if it is not a real holy grail, but is a fake holy grail that is a cheap knock-off that is an AI generated fake?
And what if it is not a real holy grail, but is a fake holy grail that is a cheap knock-off that is an AI generated fake that is a fake holy grail?
COMMENTS: N/A

  LowAPM +2m +1 / -0
  And what if it is not a real holy grail, but is a fake holy grail that is a cheap knock-off that is an AI generated fake that is a fake holy grail that is an AI generated fake that is a cheap knock-off that is a fake holy grail?

    LowAPM +3m +1 / -0
    And what if it is not a real holy grail, but is a fake holy grail that is a cheap knock-off that is an AI generated fake that is a fake holy grail that is an AI generated fake that is a cheap knock-off that is a fake holy grail that is an AI generated fake that is a cheap knock-off that is a fake holy grail?cott

      LowAPM +2m +1 / -0
      And what if it is not a real holy grail, but is a fake holy grail that is a cheap knock-off that is an AI generated fake that is a fake holy grail that is an AI generated fake that is a cheap knock-off that is a fake holy grail that is an AI generated fake that is a cheap knock-off that is a fake holy grail that is an

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-08-14T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have an idea for a new hole. I would call it /h/loveforbicycles
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
and it would be exactly as you would expect :marseycountry:
COMMENTS:
texthere +1h +1 / -0
I thought you meant /h/loveforbicycles
{IMG}

  LowAPM +13m +1 / -0
  lol, i like the photo though

    texthere +2m +2 / -0
    This is a great photo. I'll have to send it to my brother who is a huge bicyclist :marseybike:

      LowAPM +1m +2 / -0
      lmao, I would send it to my brother who is a huge bicyclist :marseybike:

        texthere +1m +1 / -0
        :marseybike: :marseybike:

          LowAPM +3m +2 / -0
          :marseybike: :marseybike: :marseybike: :marseybike: :marseybike:

            texthere +3m +1 / -0
            :#marseybike:

              LowAPM +2m +1 / -0
              :marseybike: :marseybike: :marseybike: :marseybike: :marseybike: :marseybike: :marseybike: :marseybike:

                texthere +2m +1 / -0
                :#marseybike: :#marseybike: :#marseybike: :#marseybike: :#marseybike: :#marseybike: :#marseybike: :#marseybike: :#marseybike: :#marseybike: :#marseybike: :#marseybike: :#marseybike: :#marseybike: :#marseybike: :#marseybike: :#marseybike: :#marseybike: :

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-09-20T20Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: The APE is the next step in evolution
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/sep/19/ape-embryo-transplant-into-a-human-womb-would-be-legal-in-uk
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/05/170519103905.htm.webp
I'm gonna fedpost but I'm not gonna fedpost..webp.webp

  LowAPM +10m +1 / -0
  its okay, im here to help..webp
  -dicklet.webp.webp

    whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
    :marseypinocchio:.webp
    <sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup>trans lives matter<sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup>.webp.webp

      LowAPM +38m +1 / -0
      trans lives matter, but they will never be as beautiful as cis lives matter. you can tell by looking at them. :marseylove:

        whyareyou +6m +1 / -0
        :marseytransflag2: <sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup>trans lives matter<sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup> :marseytransflag2:.webp

          LowAPM +1m

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-01-28T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm looking for a new BIPOC king to replace you. Who should I pick?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Please list your username, so I can make the decision.
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +1m +5 / -0
What kind of BIPOC king do you want? Someone who is a king, or someone who is a BIPOC?

  LowAPM +11m +3 / -0
  both, ideally. but ideally a king, secondly a BIPOC

    ChungusEnjoyer +3m +2 / -0
    I think @KrayonPhilospher is a BIPOC but I am not sure if he is a king.

      LowAPM +2m +2 / -0
      krayon is a bipoc, but he is not a king. he is a prince. he will never be a king.

        ChungusEnjoyer +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseythinkorino:
        Ok. I think I have another option then.

          LowAPM +48s +1 / -0
          who?

            ChungusEnjoyer +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseysmug2:
            I will not reveal my choice until the day of judgement.

              LowAPM +2m +2 / -0
              so the day of judgement is when i get a new king? well in that case, i'll see you then.

                ChungusEnjoyer +2m +1 / -0
                I will have to be there to make the decision. So you will have to wait until then.

                  LowAPM +1m +2 / -0
                  ok, I will hold out for the day of judgement.

CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +4m +4 / -0
:marseyblackface:

  LowAPM +10m +2 / -0
  @pizzashill is not black. he is a white supremacist.

    CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +3m +1 / -0
    :marseyblackface:

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-07-17T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It’s almost as if
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +11 / -0
:#marseyglow:

  LowAPM +1m +8 / -0
  :taynod:

Wuzizname +11m +7 / -0
I don't understand the joke here.

  LowAPM +27m +5 / -0
  :marseyspyglow:

  S +3h +2 / -0
  It's a subtle joke. I'm not gonna explain it to you. You're supposed to figure it out yourself. That's the whole point. If I told you, you wouldn't get it. You have to figure it out for yourself. It's not that deep. It's a pretty simple joke. But you have to be smart to get it. You're not smart enough to get it. You're too stupid to get it. You'll never get it. Give up. It's not worth your time. You're wasting your time trying to figure it out. Just give up. You'll never get it. It's not worth your time. Give up. It's not worth your time.

    Wuzizname +4h +2 / -0
    Thanks but I still don't get it.

      S +4h +2 / -0
      :#marseyantischizo:

        Wuzizname +7m +2 / -0
        :marseyitsover:

          S +3m +2 / -0
          :#marseyantischizo::#marseyantischizo::#marseyantischizo::#marseyantischizo::#marseyantischizo:

            Wuzizname +4m +2 / -0
            :marseyschizoschizolove:

              S +2m +2 / -0
              :#marseyschizochadyescapylove::#marseyschizoschizolove::#marseyschizoschizolove:

                Wuzizname +45m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-06-20T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "My girlfriend is a chud and it's breaking my heart."
URL: https://www.reddit.com/gallery/v0718o
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I know it's a repost, but it's a good one. :marseyjam:
COMMENTS:
X +1m +14 / -0
i don't see any chuddery on her part :marseyconfused:

  LowAPM +5m +15 / -0
  she says she wants to date a chud, but she doesn't know what that means. this is definitely chuddy behavior.

    X +2m +11 / -0
    :#marseyxd:
    I'm pretty sure most people don't know what a chud is anyway

      LowAPM +1h +5 / -0
      i think it's a term from the world of vidya

        X +16m +4 / -0
        Yeah, I think it's a slur for a racist or something

          LowAPM +17m +3 / -0
          i believe so

            X +2m +3 / -0
            Yeah I can't imagine anyone being ok with calling themselves a chud and not wanting to date someone who's not :marseyxd:

              LowAPM +3m +3 / -0
              i think it's a slur for people who play the game chud :marseyboomer:

                X +2m +4 / -0
                I don't think so, I've been on Reddit for like 15 years and it's not used in that context

                  LowAPM +1m +2 / -0
                  i have no idea what chud is. i just know it's an insult in vidya and i'm too old to even know what that means

                    X +4m +2 / -0
                    It's a slur for racists or people who are racist in the eyes of redditors, not a vidya thing I think :marseyxd:

                      LowAPM +1m +2 / -0
                      that's what i thought, but i thought it was a vidya slur. i guess i am

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-09-29T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Science says we can't tell if you're a man or a woman just by looking at you, chud.
URL: {REDDIT: r/interestingasfuck study_shows_that_it_is_impossible_to_determine_a}
VOTES: +85 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +10m +73 / -0
{IMG}

  ElectricFencePence +1h +26 / -0
  I don't know if I should be surprised or not that the biggest contributor to the increase in non-binary and trans people is the increase in white people.

    X +4m +19 / -0
    The researchers' explanation for this is :marseycope: :marseytransrentfree:
    > Another possible explanation is that transgender people are more likely to be white, given that white people are more likely to have access to health care. Transgender people may also be more likely to seek mental health care, which could increase the likelihood of being diagnosed with gender dysphoria.

      ElectricFencePence +6m +17 / -0
      How about "trans people are more likely to be white because being white is so cucked and brain-rotted that you need to change your gender to feel like a man"?

        X +2m +15 / -0
        :marseyagreefast:
        {IMG}

          ElectricFencePence +4m +12 / -0
          :#marseyxd:
          I thought the original was a parody but it's not. How do they not see that?

            X +4m +9 / -0
            :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree:

    AllAmericanHomo +45m +9 / -0
    > The biggest contributor to the increase in non-binary and trans people is the increase in white people.
    :#marseywrongthonk:

    Quickbeam +2h +5 / -0
    "It's not that they're white, it's that whites are the most likely to be diagnosed with mental illness."

  kyle_schwartz +1h +13 / -0

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-09-21T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Female-to-male transitions are actually extremely rare :marseytrans2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/transgender femaletomale_transitions_are_actually_extremely}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +3m +27 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases:
{IMG}

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +15 / -0
  And they say having a small dick is bad for your mental health

  LowAPM +1m +13 / -0
  imma be honest, i couldnt tell the difference between the two

  birdenthusiast +1h +4 / -0
  :marseyxd:

  NO +2h +3 / -0
  Top is a biofoid

    X +4m +2 / -0
    oops yeah

  dont_log_me_out +2h +3 / -0
  :marseyxd:
  The best way to tell them apart is to look for the face tats. That's how you know its a pooner.

LGBetterave +12m +12 / -0
The best part is that they're almost entirely FtM, which is ironic because there's no shortage of MtFs.

  BigBussyHunter +3m +15 / -0
  You can't just call them MtF. You have to say MtFtM to get the full effect

    LGBetterave +2m +10 / -0
    MtFtM, FtMtF, MtFtMtF

  LowAPM +1m +9 / -0
  thats because ftms are the least delusional :marseyagree:

    LGBetterave +3m +8 / -0
    They're delusional but not as much as MtFs

      LowAPM +2m +7 / -0
      not as much as MtFs who are delusional as much as ftms, sure. but still delusional

  Hordofboars +1h +2 / -0
  We need to find a way to give FtM more attention. Maybe

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-03-15T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: They’re at it again! :marseyxd:
URL: {REDDIT: r/JustUnsubbed just_unsubbed_from_rthe_right_cant_meme_because}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +13m +11 / -0
This is why the right can meme. the left cant.

  LowAPM +1m +6 / -0
  ikr, it's like the opposite of the original meme. they are *really* not good at making memes

    ChungusEnjoyer +1m +4 / -0
    :marseyagree:

  Dramamine +1h +3 / -0
  >the right cant meme
  {IMG}

    ChungusEnjoyer +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

Nixoncrats_for_trump +22m +5 / -0
Who was this?

  LowAPM +1m +4 / -0
  no idea, i didn't read it. but it was funnier than most of the memes on that sub

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +5m +3 / -0
    I like the one with the rightoid saying he should just not be a rightoid and the leftoid saying they can't be rightoids because they are leftoids

      LowAPM +14m +3 / -0
      thats my favorite one too.

    Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
    I like the one with the rightoid saying he should just not be a rightoid and the leftoid saying they can't be rightoids because they are leftoids

      LowAPM +16m +2 / -0
      i like that one too

    ChungusEnjoyer +4m +2 / -0
    I like the one with the rightoid saying he should just not be a rightoid and the leftoid saying they can't be rightoids because they are leftoids

      LowAPM +15m +2 / -0
      i like that one too

        ChungusEnjoyer +21m +1 / -0
        I like the one with the

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-08-20T20Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Agnostic Front - Too Bad
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3h +3 / -0
I'm not an agnostic front fan, but this is the first time I've heard a song that has lyrics that sound like they were written by a literal retard

  LowAPM +1h +1 / -0
  Yeah, this was a pretty good song to sing along to at a bar...

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +12h +1 / -0
    It's so bad. I think I can sing along to almost all of the lyrics to this song

      LowAPM +3h +1 / -0
      :taypray:..42069

prrk2 +2h +2 / -0
Agnostic front is the most underrated hardcore band in the world....1488.42069

  LowAPM +1h +2 / -0
  Their early stuff is pretty good. They got a little too poppy after that though..42069

    prrk2 +1h +1 / -0
    I like their poppy stuff. I'm a sucker for the Melvins 1990s sound. 42069

      LowAPM +3m +1 / -0
      Yeah, the melvins are pretty great too. I have a record that sounds like a shitty melvins cover that i gotta find. 42069

        prrk2 +1h +1 / -0
        I thought the melvins were a lot like Agnostic Front but with more of a southern influence. 42069

          LowAPM +12m +1 / -0
          yeah, pretty much. They are also a band i kinda like the early stuff of. I think their later stuff is pretty good too, but I just like the early stuff more..42069

            prrk2 +2h +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-08-05T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Gays are smart and based. Straggots BTFO
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11064141/Not-just-blowing-holes-straight-men-are-stupid-claims-study.html
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JimothyX3 +1m +10 / -0
>Study by the University of Cambridge
Lol

  Blackpokemon +1h +2 / -0
  The university that sponsored the "it is more important to be a decent human being than a good person" study

    JimothyX3 +1m +2 / -0
    You dont need to be good to be decent

ConchShell +1m +8 / -0
So, straggots are more concerned with getting laid than learning

  Mello_luvr +23m +5 / -0
  This is actually true, that's why straggots will never be as smart as gays.

  LowAPM +1h +2 / -0
  honestly, when you think about it, it makes sense.

Blackpokemon +1h +2 / -0
Just because you're retarded and gay doesn't mean you can't be smart. The stereotype of smart gays is almost as much of a meme as the gay retard trope

  LowAPM +4m +1 / -0
  It's just an average difference between them.... I am not saying you are any less valid as a gay man.. I am saying that on average, you are less smart. I am not saying that you are any less valid as a gay man. I am saying that on average, you are less smart.

    Blackpokemon +3m +1 / -0
    :marseycope:. I am not saying that you are any less valid as a gay man. I am saying that on average, you are less smart.

      LowAPM +12m +1 / -0
      :marseycope: I am not saying that you are any less valid as a gay man. I am saying that on average, you are less smart.. I am not

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-09-06T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I love the part where they have to say the n-word.
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2022/sep/06/why-i-didnt-censor-the-n-word-in-king-charles-iii
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Neon_Needles +11m +8 / -0
> “He does not have to say it, but he will. He will say it. He will say it to you. He will say it to me. He will say it to himself. He will say it to his family. He will say it to his friends. He will say it to his enemies. He will say it to his countrymen. He will say it to his God. He will say it to his people. He will say it to his ancestors. He will say it to his children. He will say it to his grandchildren. He will say it to his great-grandchildren. He will say it to his great-great-grandchildren. He will say it to his great-great-great-grandchildren. He will say it to his great-great-great-great-grandchildren. He will say it to his great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren. He will say it to his great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren. He will say it to his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren. He will say it to his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren. He will say it to his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren. He will say it to his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren. He will say it to his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren. He will say it to his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren. He will say it to his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-g

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2023-02-17T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A Black woman is going to be the first woman to fly to space. NASA is being sued because they didn’t include a transwoman
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/feb/17/nasa-sued-leave-trans-woman-behind-space-mission
VOTES: +109 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> This is what a transphobe looks like
> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FoQkV4cXwAAb5oI?format=jpg&name=medium
COMMENTS:
X +3m +102 / -0
{IMG}

  LowAPM +2m +106 / -0
  > {IMG}
  :marseyxd:

    ElectricFencePence +1h +49 / -0
    {IMG}

      X +12m +36 / -0
      :#marseyxd: that's literally me
      {IMG}

      BWC +3h +10 / -0
      :#chadsoylent:

    jesus +28m +44 / -0
    :#taylaugh:

    EEE +3h +11 / -0
    :#marseyemojirofl:

    JohnDevereaux +11h +5 / -0
    {IMG}

    GooooooldMember +20h +2 / -0
    He looks like a caricature of a foid

  ElectricFencePence +1h +43 / -0
  {IMG}

    X +6m +41 / -0
    {IMG}

      ElectricFencePence +16m +34 / -0
      {IMG}

        X +11m +28 / -0
        {IMG}

          ElectricFencePence +2m +28 / -0
          {IMG}

            X +1m +21 / -0
            {IMG}

              ElectricFencePence +10m +15 / -0
              {IMG}

                X +1m +12 / -0
                {IMG}

                  ElectricFencePence +

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2021-07-08T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: He's literally me
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +2m +9 / -0
Needs more titties

  LowAPM +1m +9 / -0
  He already has titties. Do you see the marsey on the shirt?

    Dramamine +5m +8 / -0
    oh, you're right. I'm drunk

      LowAPM +2m +5 / -0
      that's ok, everyone is drunk here, but you are the drunkest

      Wizdumb1776 +22m +3 / -0
      Are you a transplant from that other alt right super secret gay cat dating site?

        Dramamine +1m +3 / -0
        I'm a lifetime member of rdrama. I have a hat.

          Wizdumb1776 +1m +2 / -0
          >lifetime member of rdrama
          {GIF}

            Dramamine +3m +3 / -0
            I've been here since the beginning, you know, the way I feel about it.

              Wizdumb1776 +1m +4 / -0
              Well I knew you were one of the 1st 50 users but you were never a part of the first 50 people to sign up. You know what that means right?

                Dramamine +1m +3 / -0
                I'm not the first 50, but I'm in the top 50. I have a hat, don't I?

                  Wizdumb1776 +2m +2 / -0
                  You should be in the top 50 now that I think about it. I'll just go ahead and give you the badge now that I've decided you deserve it.

                    Dramamine +3m +2 / -0
                    {GIF}

                      Wizdumb1776 +3m +3 / -0
                      {GIF}

                        Dramamine +2m +3 / -0
                        I was drunk enough to think that was a GIF of the dude from the movie "The Thing

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2023-08-24T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid (male) gets arrested for scissoring other foid (male) on a train :marseytrain::marseytrain:
URL: {REDDIT: r/transgenderUK two_girls_arrested_after_public_sex_on_trains}
VOTES: +43 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +4m +32 / -0
> "The pair had been on a train from Cheadle to Manchester Piccadilly and a passenger reported the incident to police.
> "Officers arrived at the station and arrested the two women before they were taken to a police station for questioning.
> "The women, who have not been named, have been charged with sexual activity in a public place."
> "The pair had been on a train from Cheadle to Manchester Piccadilly and a passenger reported the incident to police."
{IMG}

  dramaqueen +1h +14 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  Cao_Cao +33m +12 / -0
  A man and a woman in the same carriage would be far more shocking.

  Patrice +1h +9 / -0
  {IMG} {IMG}
  {IMG} {IMG}
  {IMG}

    X +16m +13 / -0
    :#marseywould:

  SaveUsUncleTed +55m +8 / -0
  :#marseyemojirofl:

  GooooooldMember +1h +7 / -0
  {TWEET: greg_price11}

    X +5m +8 / -0
    :#marseybased:

  Downie +1h +5 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    X +2m +6 / -0
    :#marseyxd: :#marseyjewoftheorientglow:

BigBussyHunter +10m +26 / -0
> The pair had been on a train from Cheadle to Manchester Piccadilly and a passenger reported the incident to police.
:marseyxd:

  SaveUsUncleTed +45m +13 / -0
  :#marse

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-06-26T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/fuckthealtright goes full mask-off and the jannies are powerless to stop it
URL: {REDDIT: r/Fuckthealtright the_mask_is_off}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +15m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  LowAPM +43m +1 / -0
  can you not see the mask?

  LowAPM +43m +1 / -0
  i think you need to read the post before making snarky comments

    Cao_Cao +16m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      LowAPM +51m +1 / -0
      oh, im sorry. i forgot that you guys dont like to read

        Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
        {IMG}cott

          LowAPM +1m +1 / -0
          oh, im sorry. i forgot that you guys dont like to read

            Cao_Cao +3m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              LowAPM +2m +1 / -0
              ok, i have no idea what you are trying to say. sorry.

                Cao_Cao +1m +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  LowAPM +1m +1 / -0
                  oh, im sorry. i forgot that you guys dont like to read

                    Cao_Cao +1m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      LowAPM +2m +1 / -0
                      oh, im sorry. i forgot that you guys dont like to read

                        Cao_Cao +2m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          LowAPM +1m +1 / -0
                          oh, im sorry. i forgot that you guys dont like to read

                            Cao_Cao +2m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

BigBussyHunter +4m +4 / -0
Why don't they just use r/conservative or r/politics for their wingcuck rants? Why do they need a whole sub just for their wingcuck

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2023-01-09T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I literally could not make this up
URL: https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/celebrity-coach-and-misogynist-scott-baio-sees-another-woman-leave-him.5196352
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ConchShell +3m +4 / -0
She should just leave him and get a job as a real estate agent. She'll be rich by 30

  LowAPM +22m +2 / -0
  she is already rich. she just wants to be a real estate agent :taygrimacing:

    ConchShell +4m +3 / -0
    That's even better. She can just pay the bills and live a quiet life

      LowAPM +2m +2 / -0
      she will never stop nagging him :taytea:

        ConchShell +11m +3 / -0
        She can nag real estate agents all she wants. They're not married to her.

          LowAPM +6m +2 / -0
          real estate agents are married to themselves :tayshrug:

SpookyFartMan69 +1h +2 / -0
The most obvious bait to ever be posted there.com

  LowAPM +15m +2 / -0
  if you didnt believe it, you are a racist, and probably a nazi :marseyblowkiss:

    SpookyFartMan69 +17m +2 / -0
    I never said i believed it, i said i would never believe it
    :marseyindignant:.com.com

      LowAPM +11m +2 / -0
      i think you are a racist, nazi, and a moron :marseylove:

        SpookyFartMan69 +1m +2 / -0
        :marseyexcited: @LowAPM thinks im a racist, nazi, and moron
        :marseylove: me and who????

          LowAPM +5m +2 / -0
          you and

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-02-12T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This dude is getting a free flight to the great beyond. Fuckin’ HILARIOUS.
URL: https://www.tiktok.com/@law_of_attraction/video/7067743013449238789?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +20m +3 / -0
The great beyond is what happens when you get an abortion.

  LowAPM +6m +3 / -0
  its what happens when you go to the great beyondy

suggykong +51m +3 / -0
>but you can't just eat the air you breathe
:marseyconfused:
>but you can't just eat the air you breathe
:marseyconfused:
>but you can't just eat the air you breathe
:marseyconfused:
>but you can't just eat the air you breathe
:marseyconfused:
>but you can't just eat the air you breathe
:marseyconfused:

  LowAPM +4m +3 / -0
  it’s called breathing, sweaty.yy

KinoBushido +1h +2 / -0
:#marseymeds:y

  LowAPM +3m +1 / -0
  i’m not taking any marsey meds, i’m eating marsey. get it right. :marseydisagree:

    KinoBushido +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseybongosnoo:

      LowAPM +3m +1 / -0
      :marseydisagree:y

  LowAPM +1m +1 / -0
  i’m not taking any marsey meds, i’m eating marsey. get it right. :marseydisagree:

    KinoBushido +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseybongosnoo:

      LowAPM +3m +1 / -0
      :marseydisagree:cotty

        KinoBushido

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-06-09T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: new toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  LowAPM +2m +4 / -0
  :marseyfemboy:

  oppie +35m +2 / -0
  Me on the left

lmaoprankt +2h +2 / -0
{GIF}a

  LowAPM +1m +2 / -0
  i dont get it

    lmaoprankt +2m +2 / -0
    {GIF}aa

      LowAPM +1m +2 / -0
      {GIF}a

        lmaoprankt +2m +2 / -0
        {GIF}ottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacottacott

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-08-11T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Gays get their first job as sex workers
URL: {REDDIT: r/askgaybros i_am_going_to_be_a_male_prostitute}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +7m +15 / -0
> I’ll be 24 in 2 weeks and I’m looking to start a job. I’ll be a male prostitute.
:marseysmug2:
> I’m starting off as a friend with benefits and working my way to being a full blown prostitute.
:marseysmug3:
> I’m a virgin (I know) and I’ll be working my way up to the full experience.
:marseysmug3: :marseysmug3: :marseysmug3:
This is the most based thing I've read all day. I kneel :marseykneel:

  LowAPM +4m +10 / -0
  i mean, it's just a job. nothing special.

    BigBussyHunter +1m +11 / -0
    I'm just surprised the other gays aren't offering to pay him for sex.
    :marseyfry:

      LowAPM +3m +6 / -0
      you don't need to pay a guy to fuck you. you just need to have a sense of shame and self-respect

        BigBussyHunter +1m +6 / -0
        :marseynotes: I'll have to keep this in mind when I get my first job

  SERGE +47m +4 / -0
  > I’m starting off as a friend with benefits and working my way to being a full blown prostitute.
  this is going to turn out to be rape, isn't it

    BigBussyHunter +3m +4 / -0
    :marseyagree:

    LowAPM +31m +2 / -0
    rape is just a word. if you are ok with the sex, its not rape.

loli_esports +2m +11 / -0
:marseymanysuchcases:

  LowAPM +1m +10 / -0
  i think

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2023-01-02T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If you don’t like how your partner looks, just buy them a new one! :marseybigbrain:
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_22f_boyfriend_25m_just_bought_me_a_doll}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseySexHaver +16m +26 / -0
> He then bought me a doll that looks like me.
:#marseybigbrain:

  BigBussyHunter +2h +12 / -0
  > He then bought me a doll that looks like me.
  > I love the doll but I still feel a bit uncomfortable
  :marseyconfused:
  Does this bitch have any self-awareness at all?

JimothyX7 +2m +17 / -0
>not a fetish
>not a fetish
>not a fetish
>not a fetish
>not a fetish
>not a fetish
>not a fetish
>not a fetish
>not a fetish
>not a fetish

  LowAPM +4m +15 / -0
  >not a fetish
  >not a fetish
  >not a fetish
  >not a fetish
  >not a fetish
  >not a fetish
  >not a fetish
  >not a fetish
  >not a fetish
  >not a fetish
  :marseyagree:

    JimothyX7 +1m +8 / -0
    >not a fetish
    >not a fetish
    >not a fetish
    >not a fetish
    >not a fetish
    >not a fetish
    >not a fetish
    >not a fetish
    >not a fetish
    >not a fetish
    :marseyagree:

      LowAPM +1m +8 / -0
      >not a fetish
      >not a fetish
      >not a fetish
      >not a fetish
      >not a fetish
      >not a fetish
      >not a fetish
      >not a fetish
      >not a fetish
      >not a fetish
      :marseyagreefast:

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-06-03T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Witches and Vampires can’t stay in their lane
URL: {REDDIT: r/witchcraft is_there_a_moderator_here_from_rvampires}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-02-05T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🚨🚨🚨TRUMP IS FREE ON XMR🚨🚨🚨
URL: {TWEET: AP}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +6 / -0
:#marseytrump: :#marseycoin: :#marseycoin: :#marseycoin: :#marseycoin: :#marseycoin:

FearOfBees +1h +1 / -0
I'm doing 10000 truescore bets for the 2024 election.
https://rdrama.net/post/42858/marseytrump-marseycoin-marseycoin-marseycoin-marseycoin-marseycoin

WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +1 / -0
When I was 13 in school I was told Trump is a evil racist and etc but I was like nigga he is cool and fun, and now he is unironically cool.
:marseycool:
:boomermonster:
:marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer:
:marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer:

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2022-05-27T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/therightcantmeme :marseypearlclutch:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TheRightCantMeme youre_not_allowed_to_meme_about_things_that}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +3m +14 / -0
>Nothing is off limits, except being a right wing chud!
:#marseynouautism:

  LowAPM +21m +5 / -0
  I know, I know. But it is funny to see the same people who called me a chud a week ago suddenly being a bit less focused on "being a chud"

Tevs +1h +2 / -0
i'm sure if it was the other way around it would be ok, no one is a hypocrite.

  LowAPM +1h +1 / -0
  I am not a hypocrite. I am a huckster :marseycool:

GT +1h +2 / -0
I'm sure the people who were making fun of the dead kids for being :marseytrain: are the same people who would have done the same if it was a white kid who died in a school shooting

  LowAPM +1h +1 / -0
  the right can meme, but they cant meme the right

Cream_a_da_crop +1h +1 / -0
I'd rather be a hypocrite than a wingcuck

  LowAPM +1h +1 / -0
  i am neither. i am a huckster :marseycool:

TheOverSeether +3h +1 / -0
> It’s not even about being a chud, it’s about being a racist.
> > I'm not a racist but I do think about how stupid the people are who post this meme.
> > > So you are a racist? How is that not the same thing?
:marseyspecialpat:.
:marseyxd:.
> > > > You’re not even arguing in good faith
:marseysmoothbrain:cott.
> > > > > I am arguing in good faith

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2023-02-10T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Sharty, the virgin "I can't even" vs the Chad "I can't"
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +50 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Poliman3 +3m +30 / -0
Is that a meme about a reddit mod?

  LowAPM +1m +20 / -0
  thats what i was trying to say, but i got too excited

    AnalSex +47m +8 / -1
    {GIF}

      LowAPM +3m +6 / -0
      {IMG}

        AnalSex +1h +4 / -1
        {GIF}

          LowAPM +11m +2 / -0
          {GIF}

    nun01 +55m +3 / -0
    :#marseyretard2:

      LowAPM +3m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

  ElectricFencePence +2h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    LowAPM +2m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

ChristoffWChanderson +1m +20 / -0
:#marseyeldritchnut:

  LowAPM +4m +10 / -0
  {IMG}

  Lv999_Lich_King +1h +8 / -0
  :#marseyeldritchpussy:

    LowAPM +3m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

    ChristoffWChanderson +34m +2 / -0
    :#marseyeldritchpussy:

  LowAPM +1m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

Sneed +1h +4 / -0
:marseysneed::marseysneed::marseysneed:

  LowAPM +1m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

AnHeroedOats +2h +3 / -0
I’m confused, what does the sharty have to do with :marseyeldritchpussy: ?

  LowAPM +2m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

LowAPM +1h +

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2023-05-10T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Former reddit employee has a go at the platform
URL: https://www.theverge.com/2023/5/10/23704593/reddit-ban-employee-william-johnson-gamergate
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +18m +23 / -0
> Johnson told me he was deeply disappointed to see Reddit turn into “an echo chamber for certain groups of people” and that he was proud of Reddit’s past commitment to fostering free speech.
:marseylaugh:
The article is hilarious. He talks about how he used to be an active mod on r/pics and r/clevercomebacks and now his content is banned because Reddit is a free speech echo chamber. He talks about how he used to go to r/drama to laugh at the crazy people. He used to troll r/atheism. He also talks about how he was in an employee group chat and the other employees would get mad at him for making jokes and then he would get banned. He says he was the only employee who was a janny and he would use his janny skills to troll and then he would get banned for trolling. Then he says he would get banned from r/clevercomebacks for making jokes and he would get banned from r/pics for posting pics of himself. He says he would get banned from r/drama for trolling and he would get banned from r/atheism for making jokes. He also says he would get banned from r/gamersrising for making jokes. He says he would get banned from r/gamersrising for trolling and he would get banned from r/gamersrising for making jokes. He says he would get banned from r/gamersrising for trolling and he would get banned from r/gamersrising for making jokes.

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +5m +15 / -0
  >He would get banned from r/clevercomebacks for making jokes and he would get banned from r/pics for posting pics of himself.
  :#marseyxd:

  CrackasinDallas +2h +6 / -0
  > he used to go to /r/drama to laugh at the crazy people
  :m

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AUTHOR: LowAPM
DATE: 2021-12-12T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The BLM foid says she has a very important job (literally) :marseysipping:
URL: {TWEET: nypost}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +4m +15 / -0
:marseysipping: :marseyxd:
{IMG}

  TariqNasheed +3m +12 / -0
  Lol I didn’t even know you could get a tattoo of a tear on your eyelid.

    X +1m +10 / -0
    yup, it's quite a popular tattoo for the women of the diverse peoples :marseyeyeroll:

      TariqNasheed +1m +9 / -0
      I think I’ve seen it on a ton of chicks here in Austin. Usually in the same location.

        X +4m +7 / -0
        yeah it's a quite popular one in asia too, think it's some sort of symbol of protection or something, maybe some sort of superstition?

          TariqNasheed +3m +7 / -0
          Oh I had no idea. I thought it was just a trendy thing.

            X +5m +5 / -0
            i'm not sure, i think it's a pretty popular one amongst the women here but not as popular as tattoos of dragons or something, so i don't think it's that trendy
            https://www.scmp.com/lifestyle/trends/article/1544320/crying-tears-are-newest-trend-tattoos-asia

              TariqNasheed +7m +4 / -0
              That was actually a pretty interesting read. I’ll have to keep an eye out for these as I travel.

                X +1m +4 / -0
                you'll find plenty of those in asia :!marseyagree:

                  TariqNasheed +1h +2 / -0
                  I’ve been to Korea a couple times and didn’t really see them. I’m sure they exist but they’re much less popular there. Which is funny because it looks like they’re super popular in Japan.

                    X +12m +2 / -

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2023-08-08T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Tariq Nasheed has a new blackpill for you - How to be a white supremacist when you're black - YouTube
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AL_BUNDY +2h +2 / -0
>How to be a white supremacist when you're black
So just be a white supremacist?tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2022-03-26T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Long] [Cringe] [Giga cringe] [Overtime] [16000+ words] [Serious] [Effortpost] [Redditors react to a very real and happening thing] The Foidification of LSU's Football Program
URL: {REDDIT: r/LSU the_foidification_of_lsus_football_program}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Long story short, LSU's football program is going through some significant changes, and they are not well received by the fanbase, who are traditionally very conservative.
The latest chapter in this story is the hiring of 2 women to prominent roles in the program, one of which will be the first woman to ever call a play in the SEC.
/r/LSU is a mixed bag, with some posters supporting the changes and others not, and the thread has generated a ton of seething in the comments.
COMMENTS:
LSU_Coonass +6m +2 / -0
Bonus post from /r/LSU for you fellow coonasses
{REDDIT: r/LSU we_are_the_team_of_the_decade}

  LSU_Coonass +12m +2 / -0
  r/LSU is a bit different from a lot of the other sports subs because we have a very unique subculture, and the mods try to keep that culture from being overrun by outsiders. I have been a mod for about 4 years now, and it has been an interesting experience.
  I have seen some very interesting changes in the sub over the last 4 years, one of which is the increasing amount of foidification of the sub.
  I don't think the mods have been too successful in keeping outsiders from infiltrating our sub, and I am not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing. I think the sub has always been a bit more liberal than most sports subs, but I don't think it has been overrun by foids. I think the foidification of the sub is a natural evolution of the sub, and I don't think it is a bad thing. I think the sub will continue to evolve and change, and I don't think that is a bad thing.

    LSU_Coonass +39s +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2023-01-12T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I love being a man so much it's unreal. : datingoverthirty
URL: {REDDIT: r/datingoverthirty i_love_being_a_man_so_much_its_unreal}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
rakrakaon +20m +7 / -0
> Maybe. I have been single for so long now that I don’t even know what I’m missing out on. I do miss the validation of a woman who thinks I’m good enough for her, but it doesn’t really bother me as much as I’d have thought it would.
> I’m a good person, I’m good looking, and I’m funny. If I’m good enough for a woman, I’m good enough for life.
> I’m also a good enough person to know that I’m not good enough for every woman. And I’m not good enough for most women. I’ll never be a good enough person for the woman of my dreams. I’m just not. There’s nothing I can do to change that.
> I have a good life. I have a good job, a great apartment, and a wonderful group of friends. I have a lot to be grateful for. I don’t need a woman to make my life complete. I don’t need a woman to make me happy. I’m happy just the way I am.
> I’m just a man. I’m a man who’s been single for so long that I don’t even know what I’m missing out on. I’m a man who’s been told that I’m good enough for a woman, but I don’t even know what that means. I’m a man who’s been told that I’m good enough for a woman, but I don’t even know what that means.
> I’m a man who’s been told that I’m good enough for a woman, but I don’t even know what that means.
:#marseycope:

  CrackasinDallas +5m +7 / -0
  > I’m a good person, I’m good looking, and I’m funny. If I’m good enough for a woman, I’m good enough for life.
  > I’m also a good enough person to know that I’m not good enough for every woman.

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2023-01-04T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bongs can't even get a little blow at a party without getting locked up
URL: https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/politics/3-brits-get-3-months-in-jail-for-40-blowjobs-at-a-party/106513787
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +6m +7 / -0
:#marseybongcop::#marseybongcop::#marseybongcop:
{IMG}

X +1h +5 / -0
> The men were arrested for taking part in an "indecent act" in a rented house in the town of Sidmouth in eastern England, prosecutors said.
> The 40 men, all aged between 20 and 60, each had "a number of sexual partners", including one man who was "engaged in intercourse with seven different partners," the Crown Prosecution Service said in a statement.
lmao this is the most bong thing ever

  ElectricFencePence +59m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

CMYKFox +3h +4 / -0
the only time you're allowed to have sex in britain is on designated sex streets and you need a licence to even breathe while you do it

  R +3h +2 / -0
  > you need a licence to even breathe while you do it
  :marseynotes:

Morpheuswipe +2h +3 / -0
>one man who was "engaged in intercourse with seven different partners," the Crown Prosecution Service said in a statement.
Even if you ignore the fact that they were all there for blowjobs they're all getting fucked in the ass. Bongs are such cucks
{IMG}

  DickButtKiss +2h +2 / -0
  Bongs are known for having an obsession with bussy. If you see a bong they are 50/50 chance he is a fag or a fag enabler

DickButtKiss +5h +1 / -0
Mandatory Bussy inspection for all bongsiesies at home
trans lives matteries

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2024-05-21T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Banned from /r/NewOrleans because I told them to stop being such pussies about the hurricane
URL: {REDDIT: r/NewOrleans banned_from_rneworleans_because_i_told_them_to}
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!dixie
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +10m +13 / -0
How do they not realize that all hurricanes are pretty much the same? Like, no matter how much prep you do, you will still have to rebuild and will be fucked for a while. This is why I've never been to a storm party, why would I want to go to a party and have to be home a week later doing repairs and reupholstering my couch :marseyconfused2:

  Freak-Off +2m +13 / -0
  I've never met a person that has the bare minimum in supplies to deal with a power outage.
  I have a generator, gas grill, coolers and a fridge. I can power my house for a week while my neighbours freeze to death.
  I'm like a month out from installing an EV charging station to keep my work truck charged, but the point is, I'm always prepared. I live in the middle of nowhere and have the same storm prep.
  I don't get it. I can't imagine living in a place with hurricanes and not being prepared.

    LSU_Coonass +1m +12 / -0
    >I don't get it. I can't imagine living in a place with hurricanes and not being prepared.
    the entire city of new orleans is basically a FEMA camp

      Freak-Off +5m +7 / -0
      I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice that.

    SpookyFartMan69 +2m +7 / -0
    I live in an area where the power has only gone out once since I've been here. When it did happen, it was for 3 days and I was able to cope by staying in the hotel and my neighbours were fine too.
    I don't have a generator, never used it and don't expect to. I don't live in a shit hole.

      Freak-Off +1m +

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2022-04-28T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why do people hate the IRL version of this guy so much? : nba
URL: {REDDIT: r/nba why_do_people_hate_the_irl_version_of_this_guy_so}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +3m +10 / -0
Because he's a filthy mayo.

  LSU_Coonass +10m +11 / -0
  and he's a huge faggot. he's literally the most reddit basketball player ever.
  my nigga ant man is a huge faggot too, but at least he's a good basketball player

    Enrico_Motassa +1m +6 / -0
    >and he's a huge cute twink.
    The worst of both worlds.

      LSU_Coonass +2m +4 / -0
      i mean he's a good player, but like, who cares about the best in the league being a faggot?

        Enrico_Motassa +1m +6 / -0
        That's the worst part. It's like if the best pitcher in baseball was a cute twink.

          LSU_Coonass +1m +4 / -0
          yep, in some ways i think he's worse than austin reaves because reaves at least has a chance to be a starter, and he's a team player, and he's a good shooter and passer, and he's not a faggot. i honestly don't see austin reaves becoming a starter but he's got a chance to be an elite 3 in the league.

            Enrico_Motassa +1m +4 / -0
            It's funny because the Lakers actually had a better chance to win the last two years when he wasn't playing than when he was playing.

              LSU_Coonass +1m +3 / -0
              yeah, but i think thats more because of how they handled him and what they did with their roster, the lakers are just a bad franchise, and that was obvious in the 2020 playoffs

LSU_Coonass +5m +8 / -0
also i hate this guy because he's a massive faggot, but also i

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2025-04-17T22Z
HOLE: toomanyxchromosomes
TITLE: My sister and her husband are trying to get me to watch the movie "The Substance" and I'm NOT falling for the trap.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_sister_and_her_husband_are_trying_to_get_me}
VOTES: +40 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LSU_Coonass +2m +30 / -0
>She looks like a 30 year old woman with a 5 year old face.
:#marseyxd:
>What if I told you that it’s literally about the opposite of what you think it’s about?
:#marseyxdorbit:
>My husband convinced me to watch it and it was a good movie.
:#marseyxd:
>It’s about a woman who, after being rejected by her boyfriend, experiments with a drug that allows her to keep her youthful appearance. But the catch is that her body starts shedding its old skin, revealing an ancient, hideous monster underneath. The movie explores themes of aging, beauty, and the lengths women will go to maintain their youth. It’s not about men or body positivity—it’s about the societal pressure on women to stay young and the consequences of that pressure.
:#marseyxd:

  inquirer +1h +22 / -0
  {IMG}

    Patrice +2h +7 / -0
    she looks like a teen or 20yr old in the first picture

      inquirer +7m +7 / -0
      Not a single one of them are good

        Patrice +1h +4 / -0
        {IMG}

  PegMeMommy +1h +13 / -0
  > What if I told you that it's literally about the opposite of what you think it's about?
  You're telling me a movie about a woman's body rejecting aging is about men's body positivity? :marseyconfused2:

  SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +5h +7 / -0
  > What if I told you that it's literally about the opposite of what you think it's about?
  Yeah the opposite of what you think it's about is what it actually is. That's literally the opposite

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2021-10-14T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: LTT got caught watching porn
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LSU_Coonass +1m +15 / -0
i love the way he tries to cover it up by saying "lol i just like looking at the boobs" as if that is any less degenerate

  jasongrace999 +1m +10 / -0
  I'm surprised he didn't say "I have a lot of experience with those boobs". :marseycoomer:

    Dramamine +26m +8 / -0
    This is a 40 year old man with a gamer girlfriend. He's probably seen more than enough.

  Dramamine +28m +6 / -0
  It's a goddamn weird thing to say as a male.

X +12m +10 / -0
he's a heckin' gamer, he's also in the youtube video
{YOUTUBE}
> I can't tell if you're trolling me or not.
:marseylaugh:
{YOUTUBE}
lmao he's making a video about it
:marseyxd:

  TheOverSeether +1h +5 / -0
  How did you find this? lmao
  >I can't tell if you're trolling me or not.
  :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

    X +14m +5 / -0
    i saw it on reddit lol
    {REDDIT: r/LinusTechTips op_was_christian_a_guy_who_follows_linus_and}
    {REDDIT: r/LinusTechTips op_was_christian_a_guy_who_follows_linus_and}
    {REDDIT: r/LinusTechTips op_was_christian_a_guy_who_follows_linus_and}
    {REDDIT: r/LinusTechTips op_was_christian_a_guy_who_follows_linus_and}
    {REDDIT: r/LinusTechTips op_was_christian_a_guy_who_follows_linus_and}
    {REDDIT: r/LinusTechTips op

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2023-08-01T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 140 IQ redditors think the second amendment doesn't apply to them
URL: {REDDIT: r/NewOrleans louisiana_governor_ryan_ken_dosier_is_proud_to}
VOTES: +50 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Redactor0 +1h +33 / -0
This is why we can't have nice things. :marseydoomer:
If you're going to have a society that relies on people being armed and trained in the use of weapons, the people who say they're going to make themselves so unlikeable that they have no friends are the most dangerous people in the country.

  smolchickentenders +38m +11 / -0
  > the people who say they're going to make themselves so unlikeable that they have no friends are the most dangerous people in the country.
  :marseywrongthonk:

  Tesla +6h +5 / -0
  We should just kill them if theyre dangerous. Or ban guns entirely and let the government kill them

    Redactor0 +1h +5 / -0
    This is why we can't have nice things. :marseydoomer:

      Tesla +5h +3 / -0
      I mean we could just shoot them in the back of the head. Theyd never see it coming

    JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      Tesla +5h +2 / -0
      You are a fucking moron if you think this is a good idea

        JohnDevereaux +22m +1 / -0
        {IMG}

          Tesla +26m +2 / -0
          You are a fucking moron if you think this is a good idea

            JohnDevereaux +1m +1 / -0
            {IMG}

              Tesla +17m +2 / -0
              You are a fucking moron if you think this is a good idea

                JohnDevereaux +2h +1 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Tesla +5h +2 / -0
                  I am gonna fucking kill you. You fucking moron. You fucking idiot. You fucking

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2021-08-21T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If a woman tells you she has a boyfriend, and you still want to fuck her, you are a manwhore. - /r/TrueUnpopularOpinion
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueUnpopularOpinion if_a_woman_tells_you_she_has_a_boyfriend_and_you}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
pizzashill +18m +15 / -0
Manwhores are the most pathetic people on the planet. They have no self respect and try to get into relationships they know they have no chance at and when that fails, they try to fuck married women.
These guys are like the beta males of the world.
Also, god damn do I hate the word "manwhore." I want to fucking kill any man that uses that word.

  Unironicdramadebater +2h +5 / -0
  The word manwhore is not bad but the phrase "I am a manwhore" is.

GooooooldMember +1h +7 / -0
I dont think it's a manwhore, I think it's a rapist. If you think about it, if you have a boyfriend but are still willing to have sex with someone else, thats rape. After all, it's not like you can consent to sex when you dont consent to the other person having sex. So you either have to be a rapist or have sex with your boyfriend

  Unironicdramadebater +1h +6 / -0
  I mean you are right but then there is this other argument about how if a woman can consent to sex with a man then she is by definition consenting to sex with all men and if she says no to all men she is by definition saying no to sex with all men.
  I find the argument for both to be equally retarded.

    GooooooldMember +1h +2 / -0
    I mean if youre gonna consent to one man you have to consent to all men and if you dont want to fuck all men you cant fuck one man. It's a bit of a paradox

      Unironicdramadebater +4h +3 / -0
      I mean yea but how do

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2024-01-25T20Z
HOLE: toomanyxchromosomes
TITLE: Absolute King gets his first gf to stay at his house for a week, does everything right and they still break up because she is a giant BPD hoe
URL: {REDDIT: r/dating_advice my_girlfriend_said_she_wants_to_break_up}
VOTES: +47 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +4m +48 / -0
>>She has BPD, which is why I’m not really sure why she’s even here
:marseyxd:

  KoreanDandyKing +14m +25 / -0
  Oh man. I can feel the jealously radiating off the commenters.

    NO +1h +10 / -0
    I feel the same way when a woman says she needs to be on the couch or something because she has "chronic fatigue."

  GubeRubenstein +50m +13 / -0
  Honestly I'd take BPD over the bullshit that is NPD any day

    SpookyFartMan69 +2m +14 / -0
    :marseyhesright:

    NO +1h +6 / -0
    NPDs are the only ones who can be trusted to keep their foid in line.

      GubeRubenstein +1m +5 / -0
      NPD women can be wild, they will tell you they are their own person but will do everything you tell them to do, its fucking weird

        NO +2m +6 / -0
        The one i know is a control freak. No way she would be wild.

          GubeRubenstein +1m +5 / -0
          The ones I have met have been wild, like they will do everything you tell them to do, and then they will also try to destroy you, but they can be stopped by a good slap, the bpd ones cant, and are always there to ruin your life.

            NO +2m +4 / -0
            No one has told me that about mine. She's a great mom. I wouldn't say she's wild. I think she's more of a free spirit.

              GubeRubenstein +1m

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2023-10-12T15Z
HOLE: toomanyxchromosomes
TITLE: Why are men not attracted to me?
URL: {REDDIT: r/dating why_are_men_not_attracted_to_me}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i'm 23, 5'5, 135lbs, have been diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder, general anxiety disorder, and ADHD, but I think that's pretty normal these days, I'm pretty intelligent, I went to LSU for 2 years before transferring to a local community college, I'm also a virgin, I'm not that great at sex, and I'm a little insecure, I have an above average body count, and I'm a bit insecure, I have a bit of a chip on my shoulder, and I'm a bit of a loner, I'm not that outgoing, I'm not that social, I'm not that talkative, I'm not that extroverted, I'm not that outgoing, I'm not that social, I'm not that talkative, I'm not that extroverted, I'm not that outgoing, I'm not that social, I'm not that talkative, I'm not that extroverted, I'm not that outgoing, I'm not that social, I'm not that talkative, I'm not that extroverted, I'm not that outgoing, I'm not that social, I'm not that talkative, I'm not that extroverted, I'm not that outgoing, I'm not that social, I'm not that talkative, I'm not that extroverted, I'm not that outgoing, I'm not that social, I'm not that talkative, I'm not that extroverted, I'm not that outgoing, I'm not that social, I'm not that talkative, I'm not that extroverted, I'm not that outgoing, I'm not that social, I'm not that talkative, I'm not that extroverted, I'm not that outgoing, I'm not that social, I'm not that talkative, I'm not that extroverted, I'm not that outgoing, I'm not that social, I'm not that talkative, I'm not that extroverted, I'm not that outgoing, I'm not that social, I'm not that talkative, I

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2023-05-17T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a friend who refuses to believe that the USSR was a terrible place to live. : unpopularopinion
URL: {REDDIT: r/unpopularopinion i_have_a_friend_who_refuses_to_believe_that_the}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1h +7 / -0
>theyre not even a communist
>they dont even live in the ussr
>theyre just a 16 year old burger
>they just had a few vague conversations with a dramatard
>theyre just a sperg on the internet
>theyre just a retard
>theyre just a retard

  LSU_Coonass +56m +5 / -0
  >you have to be a 16 year old burger to believe the soviet union was a terrible place to live

    CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1h +3 / -0
    I think its more like "you have to be a 16 year old burger to think it was a terrible place to live"
    Its not really that hard to believe that it was bad, just that its not necessary to be a retard to believe it

      LSU_Coonass +13m +2 / -0
      >just that its not necessary to be a retard to believe it
      {GIF}

        CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1m +2 / -0
        It would be very convenient for you if it was true that only retards think the soviet union was bad, because you are a retard who thinks the soviet union was good

          LSU_Coonass +17m +3 / -0
          >its not necessary to be a retard to believe it
          >its not necessary to be a retard to believe it
          >its not necessary to be a retard to believe it
          >its not necessary to be a retard to believe it
          :#marseyschizowall: :#marseyschizowave: :#marseyschizoshaking: :#marseyleftoidschizo: :#marsey

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2024-03-23T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I got my first covid vaccine shot today : Tigerdroppings
URL: https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/o-t-lounge/i-got-my-first-covid-vaccine-shot-today/112737888/
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +17 / -0
> I know what you're thinking, "How is this relevant to TigerDroppings?"
> If you're a TigerDroppings regular, you've probably seen a few of my posts over the last few years. I've been in and out of the hospital several times, and have been in an extended-care facility for a few weeks. My health has been deteriorating for several years, and the Covid vaccine is just the latest thing that's helping me recover.
:#marseyxdoubt:

  boogiecat +1m +11 / -0
  > My health has been deteriorating for several years, and the Covid vaccine is just the latest thing that's helping me recover.
  i love how he thinks he's recovering :marseyemojirofl:

  Downie +1h +2 / -0
  I'm getting my first vaccine in the hospital because I'm dying, can I get a second shot when I recover

X +3m +12 / -0
{IMG} :#marseyemojirofl:

  LSU_Coonass +5m +6 / -0
  yeah i was thinking this is either a troll or a 40 year old white man

    X +1m +6 / -0
    i mean he's in tigerdroppings so it could be a troll
    https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/o-t-lounge/did-the-dolphins-just-trade-for-a-40-year-old-white-man/112737605/
    {IMG}

      LSU_Coonass +3m +5 / -0
      i am convinced he is a troll, but he is a very dedicated troll

  TheProphet +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint2:

Joe_Manchin +17m

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2023-04-04T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Tigerdroppings is having a struggle session over the "sex and the city" episode
URL: https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/politics/why-are-women-being-so-critical-of-the-sex-and-the-city-episode/107677950
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseywall: :#marseytrad: :#marseytrad: :#marseytrad: :#marseytrad: :#marseytrad: :#marseytrad: :#marseytrad: :#marseytrad:
COMMENTS:
KAT_B0T +34m +13 / -0
It’s funny that a lot of the same people that watched that show are now on the right side of history. It was pretty funny when they made the show on the most successful woman in the world, and said she was an addict. That was pretty on point, but it was just a few episodes.

  JohnDevereaux +1h +12 / -0
  >successful woman in the world
  {IMG}

    KAT_B0T +13m +3 / -0
    She’s the most successful women in the world. She had billions and the most powerful man in the world at her disposal. It was on the nose

      JohnDevereaux +1m +6 / -0
      >the most powerful man in the world at her disposal
      That's a pretty big ask, but I'll give you that one.

        KAT_B0T +4m +2 / -0
        Pretty much, but she was a midget too. She was a hilarious character.

  CrackasinDallas +1h +6 / -0
  I think the show was more based than you give it credit for because it was so progressive for it’s time. They were so blatantly misogynistic and the writing was so good. Like that episode where the women go to a strip club and the stripper is a rich ex-jock turned transwoman and she’s basically telling them to go fuck their husbands because they’re the ones that matter. The women are so upset by this because it’s true and it’s the first time they’ve heard

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2021-12-15T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Hottest take on rdrama: Chiraqoids are the worst
URL: {REDDIT: r/NewOrleans chiraq_is_the_worst}
VOTES: +36 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +25m +19 / -0
The only thing worse than Chiraqoids are people who love them. They're just like the worst people in New Orleans but without any of the charm and hospitality

  LSU_Coonass +2m +10 / -0
  i love my city, but i wish i could move away tbh

    Dramamine +7m +10 / -0
    I'm not sure if there's a bigger city in America that I would say that about. I'm a little jealous

    MatsurisAhoge +1h +5 / -0
    Where you want to move? I'll move with you.

      LSU_Coonass +3m +5 / -0
      idk probably north or south carolina, i have a friend that lives in charlotte and i wanna move to the mountains in NC, but i also like south carolina cause i love the ocean and i like the food there too

        MatsurisAhoge +23m +3 / -0
        I'm a dirty Yankee, and I'd love to move to the mountains of NC. I'm just not sure if I could afford it.

  August +22m +6 / -0
  Why do you hate my people?
  :marseysad:

    Dramamine +3m +5 / -0
    I love you, king. I love you. I love you.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +3 / -0
  I hate chiraqoids and also love them

  Lv999_Lich_King +2h +3 / -0
  I would have to agree. At least they're not as annoying as Bostonians

  PermaChudRanch +2h +3 / -0
  Chiraqoids have no charm and no hospitality. They're just like the worst people in New Orleans but without any of the charm and hospitality

K9 +46m +

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2022-08-26T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors seethe that a white woman isn't racist enough
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter the_world_is_watching}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +11 / -0
> The only time I see her come out as a white woman is when she's on a podcast. That's about it.
:#marseybased:

LSU_Coonass +1m +9 / -0
> [We live in a world where a 15 year old girl can be killed by cops and a "journalist" can be murdered and a Black woman can be assaulted on camera by a white woman and the white woman can still be celebrated by people who say they want to "stop white supremacy."]({REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter the_world_is_watching})
:#marseybrainlet:

  Cao_Cao +31m +7 / -0
  > "journalist" can be murdered
  Maybe this person is American and doesn't know that journalists can be murdered in places like Mexico and India and Pakistan and South Africa and that this isn't something exclusive to America.
  I'd argue that's the real white supremacy here.

    iStillMissEd +1h +2 / -0
    > Maybe this person is American and doesn't know that journ*lists can be murdered in places like Mexico and India and Pakistan and South Africa and that this isn't something exclusive to America.
    I've never seen a journ*list die outside of America

      Cao_Cao +6h +2 / -0
      Here's one from India:
      https://www.theguardian.com/world/2005/dec/05/india.garylineker
      Here's one from Pakistan:
      https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35539818
      Here's one from Mexico:
      https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mexico-journalist-murder-2019-08-27/

  iStillMissEd +2h +1 / -0
  > We live in a world where a 15 year old girl can be killed by cops

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2023-08-02T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors seethe at a based cat owner
URL: {REDDIT: r/awfuleverything this_man_thinks_his_cat_is_a_person}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +13 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseynoooticer:

  MarseySheepdog +1h +4 / -0
  That’s pretty much every single post in that sub. :marseyxd:

ConchShell +3m +10 / -0
> I’m going to assume he lives in a trailer park
:#marseyemojirofl:

  BigBussyHunter +49m +5 / -0
  :marseynotes: If you see a trailer park, that means a Redditor lives there

BignatiusMacintosh +40m +10 / -0
> [I love animals, but let's be real here, cats are not people. They can't talk, they don't use tools, they don't have opposable thumbs, and their brains are not even remotely as developed as a human's.]({REDDIT: r/awfuleverything this_man_thinks_his_cat_is_a_person})
> [People who say this are either trying to be cute or are a fucking idiot.]({REDDIT: r/awfuleverything this_man_thinks_his_cat_is_a_person})
>> [I love animals but let's be real here, people are not people. They can't talk, they don't use tools, they don't have opposable thumbs, and their brains are not even remotely as developed as a human's.]({REDDIT: r/awfuleverything this_man_thinks_his_cat_is_a_person})
>> [People who say this are either trying to be cute or are a fucking idiot.]({REDDIT: r/awfuleverything this_man_thinks_his_cat_is_a_person})
Redditor can't even comprehend simple satire.

  BigBussyHunter +15m +6 / -0
  {GIF}
  :#marseybrainletclapping: I was just trying to be cute :marse

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2024-09-06T19Z
HOLE: toomanyxchromosomes
TITLE: Dear Subredditdrama: What is it with women and alcohol? :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk2: :marseymoonshine:
URL: {REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama what_is_it_with_women_and_alcohol}
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +34 / -0
> I don't drink alcohol, but I can't imagine there's a large percentage of women who drink in moderation. Women are just more prone to addiction.
> I don't drink alcohol, but I can't imagine there's a large percentage of women who drink in moderation.
:#marseyxdoubt:

  LSU_Coonass +4m +24 / -0
  i only drink in moderation because i dont have a job

  G-PIG +1h +12 / -0
  {IMG}

    peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
    :#marseyme:

    JohnDevereaux +1h +7 / -0 [C]
    {IMG}
    jewish lives matter

  Ladytroon +2h +7 / -0
  My sister is a light drinker but I’m a binge drinker.
  She’s the one who has had a problem and been to rehab but I’m the one with a medical diagnosis.
  Also she’s a big girl :marseychonkerfoid: and I’m a skinnyfat :marseyautismchonker:

    peepeehands +32m +5 / -0
    > Also she's a big girl
    :#marseybooba:

      Ladytroon +24m +7 / -0
      She’s a 5’4 350lb woman who can crush me like a bug and fuck me like a baby.
      She’s also a fantastic mother but has a drinking problem and I’m the one who’s addicted to drinking on Reddit
      :#marseytabletired2:
      !boozers

  CEO_of_misogyny +3h +6 / -0
  > I don't drink alcohol, but I can't imagine

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2022-04-29T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I’m a little concerned about the number of people who are saying they are going to vote for Trump. : NewOrleans
URL: {REDDIT: r/NewOrleans im_a_little_concerned_about_the_number_of_people}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KAT_B0T +2m +16 / -0
>It's almost like there's a reason people in the lower classes are voting for him.
:#marseyxd:

  chapodestroyer +34m +8 / -0
  :#marseywrongthonk:

  Fatfungus +1h +4 / -0
  > It's almost like
  :marseysoypoint:

  The_Homocracy +2h +4 / -0
  I'm guessing he's referring to the fact that Trump is rich and that poor people aspire to be rich. But yeah he's not going to say that

100percentdegenerate +5m +15 / -0
new orleans is a shithole that has been in a state of decay since the 1800s and its mostly due to politics, and even the more corrupt of which are not as bad as the ones that have been in power since 1900.

  KAT_B0T +3m +10 / -0
  What about the ones who are corrupt, but not as bad as the ones that have been in power since 1900?

    100percentdegenerate +5m +11 / -0
    if they are not as bad as the ones in power since 1900 then they are still incredibly corrupt

      KAT_B0T +4m +8 / -0
      Lol I know, I just like to provoke smh

  LSU_Coonass +15m +8 / -0
  I cant believe New Orleans is the most Republican city in louisiana, they are fucking insane

    100percentdegenerate +2m +10 / -0
    i think there is something in the water that makes louisiana people retarded

      LSU_Coonass +1m +5 / -0

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2024-03-24T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/neworleans discusses the upcoming race riot
URL: {REDDIT: r/NewOrleans local_maga_neighborhood_association_blasted_for}
VOTES: +34 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Redactor0 +13m +30 / -0
> The neighborhood is 60% black and 40% white
> There were 300 or so people who showed up and 80% were white
:#marseyxdoubt:

  ElverGalarga +1h +14 / -0
  Nah, it was probably true, but redditors will still be like “it’s not true because it’s not true”

  KAT_B0T +2h +7 / -0
  Hmmm 60% black, and 40% white. I wonder if that’s how a certain city is described :marseynoooticer:

    Redactor0 +14m +7 / -0
    It's about 20% black in the 7th Ward. :marseyshrug:

      KAT_B0T +51m +6 / -0
      I thought it was about 60% black, and 40% white

        Redactor0 +4m +3 / -0
        I dunno. I've been here for 40 years and I've never looked at the demographics of the 7th Ward. :marseyshrug:
        I know the 8th Ward is really black tho.

          KAT_B0T +4m +5 / -0
          There’s only two demographics in new Orleans, black and white :marseyhmm:

            Redactor0 +43m +3 / -0
            :marseysmughipskorean:

            ElverGalarga +5h +2 / -0
            And Asians and Indians and Latinx

              KAT_B0T +3h +2 / -0
              They’re all just black

  ManBearFridge +2h +4 / -0
  It's New Orleans. There is a 90% chance it is.

    Redactor0 +4m +4 /

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2021-11-16T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: There's a "Fauci Admiring" sub on reddit
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/FauciAdmiring
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LSU_Coonass +1m +13 / -0
{REDDIT: r/FauciAdmiring so_this_is_the_fauci_sad_i_made}
:marseyxd:

  garlicdoors +1h +3 / -0
  I think this is a joke sub

    LSU_Coonass +16m +4 / -0
    i made this joke sub just for this post

    GooooooldMember +1h +2 / -0
    It’s either a joke or a bot

  GooooooldMember +2h +3 / -0
  > I think I’ll be in the top 20% of his biggest fans
  Gay

  Cao_Cao +3h +1 / -0
  >sub
  >old.reddit
  :marseydisagree:

Klenn_and_Back_Again +1h +1 / -0
I thought this was a joke sub but it's real, my god.

Cao_Cao +3h +1 / -0
Bait sub idea: r/FauciAdmiring
{IMG}

CannedAlt +1h +1 / -0
There is also a fauci dick pics sub

  GooooooldMember +1h +3 / -0
  > a fauci dick pics sub
  I want to see it

    CannedAlt +1h +1 / -0
    I don't have the link but I'm sure it's out there

    CannedAlt +1h +1 / -0
    It's just like a fake dick on a white wall. It's not even a dick pic but the name is so funny
    {REDDIT: r/faucidickpics this_is_how_i_want_to_die}

      CannedAlt +3m +2 / -0
      I'm thinking it's either a joke sub or an elaborate troll. The mods don't seem to be involved in any

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2022-01-07T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Coonasses discuss the NBA finals
URL: {REDDIT: r/nba anthony_davis_post_game_interview_after_the}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +35m +2 / -0
I don't know who the fuck either of these teams are but I'm guessing one is black and one is white.
Also, you know how it's always the black guy who's the better athlete but the white guy who's the better athlete of the two?
I think it's the same with these two teams.

  LSU_Coonass +7h +1 / -0
  the cowboys and the bulls?

Modern_Major_Jefferal +1h +1 / -1
Crazy that the cowboys lost 4 games in a row lol. I guess they got tired of winning...

  LSU_Coonass +6h +1 / -0
  i dont watch football

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +2 / -0
    oh, I thought you were a cowboys fan or something..ott

      LSU_Coonass +10m +1 / -0
      idk what the fuck that means lol

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +1 / -0
        ah ok. I thought you were a cowboys fan or something.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2024-06-08T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: As someone who has done a lot of research into this topic, I can tell you that it is likely that the majority of people who have been referred to as "women" are not actually female. :/ : transmaxxing
URL: {REDDIT: r/transmaxxing as_someone_who_has_done_a_lot_of_research_into}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SNEEDIUM +1h +11 / -0
{IMG}
https://www.unddit.com/r/transmaxxing/comments/1d9h1rm/as_someone_who_has_done_a_lot_of_research_into/

  FormerLurKONG +22m +6 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  BigBussyHunter +16h +2 / -0
  > I'm a woman.
  > I'm a woman.
  > I'm a woman.
  > I'm a woman.
  > I'm a woman.
  :#marseyxdorbit:
  That's like 50% of that thread lol

peepeehands +12m +8 / -0
{REDDIT: r/transmaxxing why_do_i_get_called_a_transphobe_for_pointing}
> I’m getting banned from a lot of trans subs for saying that we should stop calling people “trans women” and instead say “people who present as women”.
> I’m not saying they’re not trans women. I’m saying that they’re not women.
> Most people who claim to be women are actually men. There are some exceptions. But if you look at the vast majority of people who claim to be women, they are actually men.
> And if you look at the vast majority of people who claim to be men, they are actually women.
> There are some exceptions. But the vast majority of people who claim to be men are actually women.
> The vast majority of people who claim to be women are actually men.
> The vast majority of people who claim to be men are actually women.
> The vast majority of people who claim to be women are actually men.
> The vast majority of people who claim to be men are actually women.
> The vast majority of people who claim to be women are actually men.

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2024-12-10T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Mississippi: Medical school wants to add ‘vaginal discharge’ to its curriculum. Families in state oppose it as ‘uncomfortable’ | O-T Lounge
URL: https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/o-t-lounge/mississippi-medical-school-wants-to-add-vaginal-discharge-to-its-curriculum-families-in-state-oppose-it-as-uncomfortable/117732763/
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JoyceCarolOates +11m +5 / -0
the vaginal discharge is to teach them how to identify patients with candida albicans

  Gorgeous_Gorillawitz +2h +4 / -0
  :#marseydoctor: Hmm, nice and milky. Time to prescribe you some Tadalafil.

    JoyceCarolOates +3m +2 / -0
    that's for the penis discharge

      Gorgeous_Gorillawitz +2m +1 / -0
      Well, :marseywise: I'm pretty sure most penis discharges are from candida albicans.

azurewaves +1h +3 / -0
I was gonna say that sounds like a good way to get the women to hate them, but then I remembered that's what med schools already do and it doesn't stop them from wanting to go there. :marseyshrug:

  Gorgeous_Gorillawitz +1h +4 / -0
  The women are going to go there, the men are going to leave to become doctors in the Middle East.

    azurewaves +4m +2 / -0
    :marseythinkorino: I do wonder how many are going to be like the person who made the tiktok I posted yesterday.

    Haberdasher +4h +1 / -0
    You mean the women are going to go there, and the men are going to stay to become doctors in the Middle East.

  Haberdasher +5h +1 / -0
  It's not to get them to hate them, it's to get them to be more comfortable with them.

Username +39m +2 / -0
This is a good thing.

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2021-10-12T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/NewOrleans sneeds over a mayoid building a statue to himself
URL: {REDDIT: r/NewOrleans so_this_is_what_its_like_to_be_a_mayor}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +1h +3 / -0
I'm pretty sure you can just buy a statue of yourself and get it shipped to you.y

LSU_Coonass +4m +3 / -0
No drama yet but I expect it to come

Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
I really don't get the seethe. It's a cool statue of a cool guy.yy

  Unironicdramadebater +1h +1 / -0
  The seethe is because he is a mayor and the mayor should be a manlet so that the people can look down on him like the king of the manlets.y

    Dramamine +7m +1 / -0
    this sounds like a bigoted takey

      Unironicdramadebater +2m +1 / -0
      It's the truth. I mean look at it logically. A manlet mayor is better than a manlet with a statue of himself. The manlet mayor gets the extra human rights of not getting shot in the streets. The statue of a manlet just keeps him forever on the streets as a reminder of how manlets are trash. It's only logical. The manlet mayor is the better option. :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

        Dramamine +3m +1 / -0
        Didn't read, but I'm sure it's insightful.

          Unironicdramadebater +1m +1 / -0
          It is. You know that because I didn't write it out. I just said manlet mayor and you said that you didn't read and you know it's insightful. That means you are a manlet mayor and I am right. :marseyparty: :marseyparty: :marseyparty:

            Dramamine +4m +1 / -0
            :marsey

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2024-07-07T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why do people want to make it harder for cops to do their jobs? : NoStupidQuestions
URL: {REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions why_do_people_want_to_make_it_harder_for_cops_to}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +4m +17 / -0
The post history is a trip
{IMG}

  X +5m +13 / -0
  {IMG}
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +10 / -0
    :marseyxd:

  Hoss +30m +11 / -0
  {IMG}

    BigBussyHunter +2m +8 / -0
    :marseyxd: I just realized that was his actual username

  Goomble +28m +7 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

Goomble +33m +9 / -0
If you had to choose between a cop and a criminal who you would trust to execute you?

  Aaccounthaver +1h +4 / -0
  I would trust neither to execute me. I would trust the cop to shoot me in the leg though.

  Freak-Off +1h +4 / -0
  I would want the cop to shoot me first then the criminal.

  whyareyou +3h +3 / -0
  the cop because he's already on the list

  Thecount +2h +3 / -0
  I'd trust the cop to shoot me in the back

  whyareyou +3h +2 / -0
  I would choose neither. I would prefer the cop to shoot me in the back, actually

Freak-Off +2h +2 / -0
I would like a cop to execute me.....cott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2024-03-13T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: NFL star reveals he only started playing football because he was bullied in school for being a nerd
URL: {REDDIT: r/nfl nicks_adams_reveals_his_reason_for_turning_to}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LSU_Coonass +2m +8 / -0
{IMG}
!football

EliteBuckBreaker +1h +2 / -0 [C]
:#marseyme:
Trans lives matter

JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}yy coonty coonty

  LSU_Coonass +1h +2 / -0
  lol you know this nigga is a nerd lmao

    JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
    He's a nerd on the field.y coonty coonty

BussyMerchant +3m +1 / -0
They arent wrongy coonty coontyy coonty coonty

LSU_Coonass +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}

LSU_Coonass +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}y coonty coonty

LSU_Coonass +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}!coonty coonty coonty

LSU_Coonass +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}!footbally coonty coonty

LSU_Coonass +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}!football coonty coonty coonty

LSU_Coonass +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}!football coonty coonty coonty

LSU_Coonass +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}!football coonty coonty coonty

LSU_Coonass +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}!football coonty coonty coonty

LSU_Coonass +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}!football coonty coonty coonty

LSU_Coonass +2m +1

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2022-10-03T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The woman who owns the SF Chronicle is running for congress, and she's even more of a delusional wingcuck than you thought possible
URL: {TWEET: amandahartman}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +18m +14 / -0
:#marseyextinction:

dumb_and_gay +1h +12 / -0
The funniest thing is that this is probably a great strategy for her to win. These people have been so bloodied from seeing so many articles saying "but the science says..." that they'll actually be happy to see a politician who isn't doing that. Just act like a normie for a bit and you're golden.

  L +32m +8 / -0
  Its not even that she has a new strategy its that she's running in the primary against an openly gay candidate and she's a straight woman. She doesn't even have to say anything at all to win.

GooooooldMember +5h +1 / -0
I bet she hates the working class chuds chuds

  hereforabit +4h +1 / -0
  It's not even that, she's a leftoid who thinks she's "anti wingcuck", which means she's way worse than any wingcuck chuds

    GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
    I mean thats what i said

      hereforabit +3h +1 / -0
      It's not what you said though, you said you think she hates the working class. She hates the working class and is a wingcuck. chuds

        GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
        I know chuds

          hereforabit +3h +1 / -0
          Then why did you lie about it? chuds

            GooooooldMember +12h +1 / -0
            I didnt lie

              hereforabit +1h +1 / -0
              Yes you did you lying faggot

                GooooooldMember +4h +1 / -0
                No i didnt

                  herefor

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2024-03-14T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Apparently the victim of the most famous jurno murder in history was a libertarian, redditors discuss
URL: {REDDIT: r/NewOrleans roger_stoddards_death_the_first_major_louisiana}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Bulbasaur +1m +18 / -0
:#marseywould:

  Bulbasaur +36s +12 / -0
  :#marseysalad:
  I ate this comment

    Bulbasaur +2m +11 / -0
    :#marseysick:
    {GIF}

      Bulbasaur +58s +11 / -0
      :#marseypuke:
      {GIF}

        Bulbasaur +49s +10 / -0
        :#marseychonker2:
        {GIF}

          Bulbasaur +1m +9 / -0
          :#marseysniff:
          {GIF}

            Bulbasaur +44s +8 / -0
            :#marseybrap:
            {GIF}

              Bulbasaur +2m +8 / -0
              :#marseybutt:
              {GIF}

                Bulbasaur +1m +8 / -0
                :#marseypenis:
                {GIF}

                  Bulbasaur +2m +7 / -0
                  :#marseydumptruck:
                  {GIF}

                    Bulbasaur +52s +7 / -0
                    :#marseyslurp:
                    {GIF}

                      Bulbasaur +1m +7 / -0
                      :#marseyslurpfast:
                      {GIF}

                        Bulbasaur +3m +7 / -0
                        :#marseycheers:
                        {GIF}

                          Bulbasaur +1m +7 / -0
                          :#marseydrunk:
                          {GIF}

                            Bulbasaur +1m +7 / -0
                            :#marseyhungover:
                            {GIF}

    Bulbasaur +2m +9 /

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2022-02-04T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I made this
URL: {REDDIT: r/BoomersBeingFools boomer_tears}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
H +2m +22 / -0
>As a boomer, I'm not a fan of this picture. I served in the military and saw some pretty terrible things. I'd like to think that I would have done what I could to stop the holocaust. But, I'm not naive enough to believe that I would have. The majority of people just sit by and watch as evil takes place. Even now, the majority of people sit by and watch as innocent people are killed. If you believe that the majority of people would do anything to stop evil, then you're naive.
>I'm not sure how this is supposed to make boomers look bad. Do you not understand what this is? It's a picture of people who didn't do anything to stop evil from happening. That's pretty much everybody. I'm not sure why you're acting like this is some kind of gotcha.
>I'm not sure what you mean by "censoring." The image is clearly visible. If you don't like it, then don't look at it. But, don't try to claim that it's being censored.

  Allende +13m +15 / -0
  This is a new level of cope. Holy shit.
  :marseycope:

  MarkRippetoe +1h +8 / -0
  >I’d have done what I could to stop the holocaust
  {IMG}

  CuckoldSimulator +1h +7 / -0
  If you’re not a Nazi you’re not a boomer

  Dramamine +1h +6 / -0
  >I'm not sure what you mean by "censoring." The image is clearly visible. If you don't like it, then don't look at it. But, don't try to claim that it's being censored.
  This is the reddit mentality that tells you that the image of a censored image is the same as the uncensored image.

  UnpackThisSweaty +2h +5 / -0
  >I'm not sure what you mean by

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2022-08-13T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/NewOrleans gets mad at a business owner for not wanting to pay taxes
URL: {REDDIT: r/NewOrleans cajun_soul_owner_blasts_his_neighborhood_for}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
H +23m +5 / -0
I like the Cajun Soul food truck. Their beignets are the best in New Orleans.

  LSU_Coonass +13m +4 / -0
  i hope you are joking

    H +1h +1 / -0
    No they’re good. I’d prefer a beignet from a cafe but I’m not paying $15 for a beignet. I’d rather have a really good beignet for $5.

      LSU_Coonass +7m +2 / -0
      :marseycope:

        H +15m +1 / -0
        lol ok

  GT +22m +3 / -0
  Their blackened burger is great

    LSU_Coonass +3m +3 / -0
    what is wrong with you people, you really arent supposed to eat blackened food in a food truck lol

      GT +1m +2 / -0
      i think the burgers are just regular burgers that are cooked blackened. i like it on the rare burger it's the best way to cook a burger

        LSU_Coonass +1m +3 / -0
        even if they arent blackened, they arent cooking it in a grill on a food truck, it's just gonna be flavorless grease soaked cardboard

          GT +3m +2 / -0
          i've had a few burgers off the truck, i think it's pretty good. i like blackened stuff in general, you can also get some blackened chicken tenders off the truck. i don't really have much to compare it to besides the good and bad food trucks i've been to so it might be better than some of those

            LSU_Coonass +14m +2 / -0
            its just a po boy with a burger, it cant be that good

              GT +1m +2 / -0
              idk i like it

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2022-05-03T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Landchads rejoice as the Supreme Court issues a historic ruling on the 19th amendment
URL: https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/o-t-lounge/supreme-court-rules-against-women-in-landlord-case/102298109
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +4 / -0
the 19th amendment was a mistake

  Enrico_Motassa +20m +3 / -0
  It was.

Enrico_Motassa +24m +3 / -0
The 19th amendment was a mistake.

  peepeehands +3m +3 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

    Enrico_Motassa +2m +3 / -0
    We should have just left women out of the equation.

      peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
      We should have left women out of the equation.

        Enrico_Motassa +3m +2 / -0
        :#marseyhesright:

          peepeehands +2m +3 / -0
          :#marseyhesright:weeb

            Enrico_Motassa +3m +2 / -0
            :#marseyhesright:weeb weeb

              peepeehands +2m +3 / -0
              :#marseyhesright:weeb weeb weeb

                Enrico_Motassa +1m +3 / -0
                :#marseyhesright:weeb weeb weeb weeb

                  peepeehands +1m +2 / -0
                  :#marseyhesright:weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb

                    Enrico_Motassa +1m +2 / -0
                    :#marseyhesright:weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb

                      peepeehands +1m +2 / -0
                      :#marseyhesright:weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb weeb

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2024-04-19T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Louisana’s new law allowing the carrying of firearms on boats is a bad idea, here’s why
URL: {REDDIT: r/NewOrleans louisianas_new_law_allowing_the_carrying_of}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LSU_Coonass +3m +15 / -0
> I'll take the risk of getting shot by an idiot carrying a gun on a boat over the risk of having my family be eaten by alligators
> > How did you know it was an idiot?
> > > I’m not in the business of giving the benefit of the doubt to someone carrying a gun on a boat. It’s like someone wearing a mask in a grocery store, I’m not going to assume they’re not wearing it because of a respiratory illness. I’m going to assume they’re a piece of shit who’s going to do something terrible with that gun.
imagine being this much of a pussy

  Adolin113355 +1h +6 / -0
  I'm not in the business of giving the benefit of the doubt to someone wearing a mask in a grocery store. I'm going to assume they're a piece of shit who's going to do something terrible with that mask.

  rakrakaon +58m +5 / -0
  > I’m not in the business of giving the benefit of the doubt to someone carrying a gun on a boat.
  I'm not in the business of giving the benefit of the doubt to someone carrying a gun on a boat.

  CopeSpringsEternal +1h +4 / -0
  > It’s like someone wearing a mask in a grocery store, I’m not going to assume they’re not wearing it because of a respiratory illness. I’m going to assume they’re a piece of shit who’s going to do something terrible with that mask.
  Not like this :marseypearlclutch:

  iStillMissEd +2h +2 / -0
  > I'm not in the business of giving the benefit of the doubt to someone carrying a gun on a boat. It's like someone wearing a mask in a grocery store, I'm not going to assume they're not wearing it because of a respiratory illness. I

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2023-01-23T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why do people say there’s no such thing as a liberal Christian? : Christianity
URL: {REDDIT: r/Christianity why_do_people_say_theres_no_such_thing_as_a}
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +22 / -0
> No such thing as a liberal Christian, because the Bible is clear. You can’t be a liberal and a Christian.
:marseyshook:
This can't be real.

  Pibbles +1h +13 / -0
  I'm a liberal Christian because I don't believe in God but I like the idea of Jesus so I pretend I do

    BigBussyHunter +1m +8 / -0
    :marseyxd: This is the kind of guy who doesn't get invited to church potlucks

  Tesla +3h +4 / -0
  >the bible is clear
  >do not be a liberal
  >the bible is clear
  >do not be a liberal
  >the bible is clear
  >do not be a liberal

drumpf +22m +16 / -0
> I am a liberal Christian
> I’m a liberal Christian
> I'm a liberal Christian
> I’m a liberal Christian
> I’m a liberal Christian
> I'm a liberal Christian
:#marseyxdoubt:

  peepeehands +13m +15 / -0
  i am a liberal christian and i love sucking cock

  Pibbles +55m +10 / -0
  > I'm a liberal Christian
  > I'm a liberal Christian
  > I'm a liberal Christian
  > I'm a liberal Christian
  > I'm a liberal Christian
  > I'm a liberal Christian
  > I'm a liberal Christian
  > I'm a liberal Christian
  > I'm a liberal Christian
  > I'm a liberal Christian
  :#gigachadorthodox:

  asshole +1h +3 / -0
  {GIF}
  !slots100

GT +10m +12 / -0
Lol

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2022-02-05T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Coonasses seethe over LSU fans being "stupid"
URL: https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/o-t-lounge/they-think-we-re-stupid/100792647
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +20m +6 / -0
{IMG}

LSU_Coonass +1m +5 / -0
why do we have such a strong gay alliance in this community?ed for being a straggot.
:#marseycoonass:

  JannieJihad +37m +2 / -0
  The trannys have taken over all the spaces for the strags to congregate in.

    Cao_Cao +54m +2 / -0
    Straggots are the most oppressed minority.

Wizdumb1776 +4m +4 / -0
{IMG}

LSU_Coonass +32s +3 / -0
my favorite comment:
>Yes, we are stupid. We have our own special kind of ignorance.
:marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

  Wizdumb1776 +5m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

LSU_Coonass +2m +3 / -0
>They really think we’re stupid.
:marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:ed for being a straggot.ed for being a straggot.ed for being a straggot.ed for being a straggot.ed for being a straggot. :marseyagree:

LSU_Coonass +4m +3 / -0
This is just another reason to hate on the SEC, they don't even respect the other SEC fans
:marseycoonass: :marseycoonass: :marseycoonass: :marseycoonass: :

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2025-05-19T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Orleans police tell people who want to protest to go to the airport, they are not welcome here, not because of the Jews or the gays or the trains or the crime, but because we need to deport all of the illegals.
URL: https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/o-t-lounge/new-orleans-police-tell-people-who-want-to-protest-to-go-to-the-airport-they-are-not-welcome-here/119491139/
VOTES: +12 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A, you can't even comment because there's no comments to reply to., you can't even comment because there's no comments to reply to., you can't even comment because there's no comments to reply to., you can't even comment because there's no comments to reply to., you can't even comment because there's no comments to reply to., you can't even comment because there's no comments to reply to., you can't even comment because there's no comments to reply to., you can't even comment because there's no comments to reply to.ocity, you can't even comment because there's no comments to reply to.ocity, you can't even comment because there's no comments to reply to.ocity, you can't even comment because there's no comments to reply to.ocity, you can't even comment because there's no comments to reply to.ocity, you can't even comment because there's no comments to reply to.ocity, you can't even comment because there's no comments to reply to.ocity, you can't even comment because there's no comments to reply to.ocity, you can't even comment because there's no comments to reply to.ocity, you can't even comment because there's no comments to reply to.ocity, you can't even comment because there's no comments to reply to.ocity, you can't even comment because there's no comments to reply to.ocity, you can't even comment because there's no comments to reply to.ocity, you can't even comment because there's no comments to reply to.ocity, you can't even comment

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2023-01-25T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Coonasses and Tigerdroppings come to the same conclusion
URL: https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/o-t-lounge/this-might-be-the-most-awful-coach-in-the-highest-level-of-sports/106682012
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KAT_B0T +1h +1 / -0
It’s such a good feeling when you get to dunk on a state school football team in the SEC. But they won the national championship last year, so I guess it’s a different story :marseyshrug:::::::cm:

  LSU_Coonass +1m +1 / -0
  this is why i want them to win so bad, i hate tigers so much

    KAT_B0T +2m +1 / -0
    I’m glad you are out there doing what you love. If you are reading this, please do not ever come to my city.:cm::cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm:cm

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2022-08-03T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: OJ Simpson - OnlyFans.com
URL: https://onlyfans.com/ojsimpson
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
iowa_hawkeye +7m +5 / -0
Wouldn't be surprised if he's actually the hottest looking boomer out there.

  Hopalong_McGurk +3m +1 / -0
  He's got that creepy wrestler look down pat.

    iowa_hawkeye +5m +1 / -0
    I don't think that's the best compliment you could give him.

  peepeehands +23m +1 / -0
  he's in the top 10% for sure

peepeehands +2m +4 / -0
isn't that the guy who killed his wife and got away with it
trans lives matter

  LSU_Coonass +54s +4 / -0
  yes

    Hopalong_McGurk +5m +1 / -0
    Did he ever get caught?

      peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
      no he got away with it
      trans lives matter

      LSU_Coonass +2m +3 / -0
      no, he was acquitted

        Hopalong_McGurk +3m +3 / -0
        :marseyshrug: I've seen so many conflicting things about that trial, I guess I just assumed he was done for.
        Also, how does a 70 year old boomer have an Onlyfans? Is this a family member or something? I think he's too old to be doing that shit.

          peepeehands +1m +2 / -0
          i assume he's doing it for the clout
          trans lives matter

          LSU_Coonass +1m +2 / -0
          i honestly dont know

Hopalong_McGurk +8m +2 / -0
:#marseybooba:
{IMG}

  Hopalong_McGurk +3m +2 / -0
  {IMG}
  This one's better

    peepeehands +20m +2 /

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2024-01-07T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What’s worse than a based redditor? An anti based redditor
URL: {REDDIT: r/NewOrleans why_are_people_so_hateful_towards_this_church}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!chuds
COMMENTS:
Sloot +13m +9 / -0 [C]
> I have no problem with the church, but the amount of hate the church has for the LGBTQ community is really troubling. Even in the context of the article, they are saying the church is not doing anything wrong.
> This church is very conservative and evangelical. I think there are some pretty common misconceptions about what that means. I don't think this church is a bad church, but I do think that there is a pretty deep divide in the evangelical community. There is the more conservative side (which is what this church seems to be) and there is a more moderate side that is more liberal. I'm more on the liberal side myself, but I think both sides have their place in the evangelical community.
> I'm not saying that this church is a bad church, but I am saying that there is a pretty big divide in the evangelical community and that this church seems to be on the more conservative side of that divide. I think it's important to be aware of that when you are considering supporting this church or any other church for that matter.
> As a gay man, I'm not sure if I would feel comfortable attending this church. I'm not sure if I would feel welcome there. I don't think the church is a bad church, but I do think that there is a pretty big divide in the evangelical community and that this church seems to be on the more conservative side of that divide. I think it's important to be aware of that when you are considering supporting this church or any other church for that matter.
> I'm not saying that this church is a bad church, but I am saying that there is a pretty big divide in the evangelical community and that this church seems to be on the more conservative side of that divide. I think it's important to be aware of that when you are considering supporting this church or any other church for that matter.
> I'm not sure if I would feel comfortable attending this church. I'm not sure if I would feel welcome there. I don't think the

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2024-08-26T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors discuss the "most powerful man in the world" and his "private life"
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology trump_asks_supreme_court_to_allow_him_to_see}
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!trump2024
COMMENTS:
X +3m +18 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyxd:
!trump2024

  TheOverSeether +4h +4 / -0
  > Trump is now saying he didn't have a sex tape with Stormy Daniels.
  :marseyconfused:
  He's never said that. Is he? :marseysquint:

    X +1m +4 / -0
    i think he's saying that it's not a sex tape

      TheOverSeether +3m +3 / -0
      Oh okay. That's retarded.
      > Trump's team has said they don't have the tape and that he didn't have sex with her.
      :marseyemojirofl:

        X +2m +3 / -0
        i think he's saying that it's not a sex tape

  GooooooldMember +4h +3 / -0
  > not the first time he's lied about his sex tape
  Theyre saying he didnt have one but doesnt he have a bunch of sex tapes with other women? I thought he was a pornstar

    X +5m +3 / -0
    {IMG}
    {IMG}

BigBussyHunter +7m +15 / -0
I don't understand the whole sex tape thing because I thought he had a bunch of sex tapes with other women

  LSU_Coonass +2m +13 / -0
  he does, but this one is special because it is with a "minor" (someone under 35)

    BigBussyHunter +1m +11 / -0
    Oh, that makes sense. I thought this was just going to be another generic sex tape :marseyquestion:

  ThousandBestLives +4h +3 / -0
  You're not the only one who thought that. It's like when you hear a guy

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2021-11-09T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Daddy Trump's cult is growing! The NY Post is the new official newspaper of record for the Trump movement!
URL: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/08/opinion/donald-trump-media.html
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +11m +5 / -0
They should bring back book burnings and have them burn the NYTimes and Washington Post. God these people are insufferable

  BoneKongahawk +1m +4 / -0
  It's like they get paid to be insufferable.

BoneKongahawk +12m +3 / -0
>When Trump is on the phone, he’s doing a news conference
What an utterly retarded thing to say.
Even if you're talking about his rallies, which are not news conferences, they aren't the same thing.
This is a basic fact of journalism. The article is a fucking joke.

  LSU_Coonass +2m +1 / -0
  i dont think NYT cares about the article being factually correct, they just want to cause seethe

    BoneKongahawk +5m +1 / -0
    That's not how you do journalism. You can be opinionated but you have to be factually correct.

      LSU_Coonass +4m +2 / -0
      NYT is basically just a news aggregator now, they basically take other news sources and repackage them.
      They used to be a proper newspaper but they lost their way long ago. I think they are just a vehicle for rich progressive leftists to push their views on the public.

        BoneKongahawk +2m +1 / -0
        NYT used to be a proper newspaper?
        :marseysmug2:

          LSU_Coonass +4m +1 / -0
          i never really followed it, but i remember them reporting on the war in iraq as it was happening, and the rest of the media was on board with it, now they are 100% on the opposite side of the fence.
          also they reported on all the 9/11 hijackers, which was pretty crazy to read at the time.

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2025-06-10T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I got a 2.5 GPA and a 1530 SAT, I'm a complete fucking retard but at least I have a high SAT score!" - AHS
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_telling_my_gf_that_shes_not_worth}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +10 / -0
I got a 2.5 GPA and a 1530 SAT, I'm a complete fucking retard but at least I have a high SAT score!" - @peepeehands

  LSU_Coonass +4m +5 / -0
  but you have a much higher reddit karma score :marseyxd:

    peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseykneel:

asshole +18m +4 / -0
{IMG}

G-PIG +4h +3 / -0
I'm not a retard and I got a 1520 on my SAT. I used the 50 points I didn't get on a math section to tell my high school that I was a retard so they could bump my GPA up by 0.5 points.ed and got into my dream college on my dream major.
I should have just spent those points on weed...

  Haberdasher +1h +2 / -0
  The higher the score, the more it's likely to be a school and not the student..otte.

    G-PIG +41m +2 / -0
    I don't care what the school thinks about me, I care what my parents think about me..otte.

      Haberdasher +1m +1 / -0
      Oh, I was talking about the GPA bump. Not your school thinking you're a retard.

        G-PIG +3m +2 / -0
        My parents thought I was a retard, they just didn't realize it was the smart thing to do. :#marseysmug2:

          Haberdasher +4m +2 / -0
          :#marseycheer

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2024-09-05T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The LLM of the "The Last of Us" Season 2 is the worst part of the show : television
URL: {REDDIT: r/television the_llm_of_the_last_of_us_season_2_is_the_worst}
VOTES: +40 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Spy6 +1h +30 / -1
> Look at this dude’s head on his neck. Looks like it’s a completely different person.
> I don’t understand why they keep changing the actor for the same character.
> It’s distracting.
> But also, his acting is terrible.
> Not only is his acting terrible, but his character’s personality is completely different from the game. He’s a complete different person.
> I’m so sick of this. I’m just so sick of it.
> The show is okay, but this guy is really fucking me up. And it’s not just this guy, it’s all the actors that are not from the game.
> I don’t understand why they keep changing the actor for the same character. It’s so distracting.
> I’m just so sick of it.
> I’m so sick of this. I’m just so sick of it.
> I’m so sick of this. I’m just so sick of it.
> I’m so sick of this. I’m just so sick of it.
> I’m so sick of this. I’m just so sick of it.
> I’m so sick of this. I’m just so sick of it.
> I’m so sick of this. I’m just so sick of it.
> I’m so sick of this. I’m just so sick of it.
> I’m so sick of this. I’m just so sick of it.
> I’m so sick of this. I’m just so sick of it.
> I’m so sick of this. I’m just so sick of it.
> I’m so sick of this. I’m just so sick of it.
> I’m so sick of this. I’m just so sick of it.
> I’m so sick of this. I’m just so sick of it.
> I’m so sick of this. I’m just so sick of it.
> I’m so sick of this. I’m just so sick of it.
> I

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2021-08-06T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Goomblers, how do we solve this problem?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/CFB reddits_86th_annual_bowl_game_betting_thread}
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +5m +1 / -0
It's called an Iron Bowl

SoyJackKennedy +37m +1 / -0
Is there a bettor's code of ethics? You're not supposed to be out here trying to get people to lose money.

GigaVaccinator +29m +1 / -0
What's wrong? I got 1000 DC from it.
{IMG}

  GigaVaccinator +2m +1 / -0
  @Aevann can I have the 1000 DC I lost to this?
  {IMG}

    Aevann +18h +3 / -0
    done king

      GigaVaccinator +3m +2 / -0
      :marseythumbsup:

        Aevann +3h +3 / -0
        :marseylove:

    Aevann +18h +1 / -0
    done king

Dramamine +4h +1 / -0
I'm pretty sure this is how every bowl game is rigged.
Also, I'm pretty sure you can use the same account to bet multiple times.

  LSU_Coonass +45m +1 / -0
  my only experience with bowl game betting was in the 90s when my dad would bet on the bowls every year, and i just assume everyone is doing the same thing.
  :marseyshrug:

    Dramamine +3m +1 / -0
    :marseypat:
    I wouldn't be surprised if they get a bunch of college kids on board to make it look legit

      LSU_Coonass +11m +1 / -0
      i guess my point is i'm not really that interested in college football, but i'm trying to make a little money on it, and it feels like everyone is just trying to get me

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2022-11-04T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/neworleans discusses a school shooter meme
URL: {REDDIT: r/NewOrleans why_is_this_so_popular}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
> What’s the meme?
>> The meme is that people are intentionally not talking about the school shooting as a way to imply it’s not that big of a deal.
lmao
yeah if only redditors could be so oblivious to their own actions

  GT +4m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    peepeehands +4m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      GT +1m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

  WeihnachtenSalvador +10m +3 / -0
  My mom told me about this school shooting and I told her “wow so many dead kids” and she was like wtf are you talking about and I showed her the video and she was like you can’t do this shit :marseyraging:

LSU_Coonass +41s +2 / -0
:#marseycoonass::#marseyshooting:
{YOUTUBE}

WeihnachtenSalvador +10m +1 / -0
This is why I love living in Europeyyy

  LSU_Coonass +13m +3 / -0
  i was at a party last weekend and the girl i was talking to was like "you're a marsey guy?"
  and i was like yeah, and she was like "what's a marsey" and i was like "well, its this cat that has 100 different variations of facial expressions and can be put in any context to convey any message" and she was like "cool, what's the origin?" and i was like "rdrama.net" and she was like "what's that?" and i was like "a website for drama" and she was like "like a TV show?" and i was like "no, like in real life" and she was like "oh" and i was like "yes" and she was like "oh" and i was like "yes"

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2023-07-18T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors are 100% sure that trump will be arrested
URL: {REDDIT: r/NewOrleans trump_pleads_not_guilty_in_new_york_fraud_case}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +12m +14 / -0
> [If they actually go through with this, it will be the first time a president was convicted of a crime while in office. And, if they do, he would have to be removed from office. A precedent for sure, and a very bad one.]({REDDIT: r/NewOrleans trump_pleads_not_guilty_in_new_york_fraud_case})
They're still on that? I thought it was already settled that he wasn't going to be removed from office.

  W +1h +10 / -0
  >first time a president was convicted of a crime while in office
  If I recall, the last guy was also named Trump

    BignatiusMacintosh +1h +5 / -0
    :#marseymagahat:

  GT +14m +6 / -0
  he's totally finished this time, he's not going to be able to get away with this

  FearOfBees +8h +1 / -0
  They also thought he was totally finished and going to jail last time. They're just retarded.

ManBearFridge +3m +8 / -0
:#marseysal:

  LSU_Coonass +3m +5 / -0
  i just want to see him at the new orleans federal courthouse

    ManBearFridge +1m +4 / -0
    That would be very cool.

    X +27m +3 / -0
    :#marseytrumpitsoverwereback:

      LSU_Coonass +5m +3 / -0
      !slots100
      :#marseyitsoverwereback:

        X +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseysoypointglow:

          LSU_Coonass +5m +3 / -0
          :#marseyitsrig

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2023-08-28T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor's girlfriend has a child with a 19 year old, but won't let the 19 year old know about the child
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_girlfriend_is_pregnant_with_a_19_yo_brothers}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JoyceCarolOates +3m +22 / -0
:#marseyextinction:

  MarseySheepdog +1h +6 / -0
  :#marseyextinction:
  :#marseyextinction:
  :#marseyextinction:

    top +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseyextinction: :#marseyextinction: :#marseyextinction: :#marseyextinction:

      MarseySheepdog +7m +4 / -0
      :#marseyextinction:
      :#marseyextinction:
      :#marseyextinction:
      :#marseyextinction:
      :#marseyextinction:

        top +25s +2 / -0
        :#marseyextinction:

          MarseySheepdog +57s +2 / -0
          :#marseyextinction:
          :#marseyextinction:
          :#marseyextinction:
          :#marseyextinction:
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          :#marseyextinction:

            top +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseyextinction: :#marseyextinction: :#marseyextinction: :#marseyextinction: :#marseyextinction:

              MarseySheepdog +1m +3 / -0
              :#marseyextinction:
              :#marseyextinction:
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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2022-05-27T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Some redditor is legitimately confused why the "Catholic Church" is so against abortion
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskALiberal why_is_the_catholic_church_so_against_abortion}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +13 / -0
>because they don’t believe in god
:marseyhesright:

  chapodestroyer +2m +4 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

peepeehands +1m +8 / -0
they don't believe in science, chud

  chapodestroyer +3m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

chapodestroyer +1m +7 / -0
>Do you have any idea what you’re talking about? The Catholic Church believes in the sanctity of life.
:#marseyagreefast:

LSU_Coonass +1m +4 / -0
:#marseyakshually:
:#marseysoypoint:

  chapodestroyer +5m +4 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint2:

Elon_SUSk +23m +1 / -0
That's because they do not believe in God.

Lv999_Lich_King +1h +1 / -0
Because God is the most important thing in the world and killing babies is the worst thing you can do, chud..ott

  LSU_Coonass +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseyakshually:
  :#marseysoypoint:

    Lv999_Lich_King +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyakshually:
    :#marseysoypoint2:.ott.ott

      LSU_Coonass +2m +1 / -0
      :#marseysoypoint:
      :#marseyakshually:
      :#marseysoypoint2:
      :#marseysoypoint2:.ott

        Lv999_Lich_King +3m +2

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AUTHOR: LSU_Coonass
DATE: 2025-03-20T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/NewOrleans takes the bait on the "dude weed lmao" poster
URL: {REDDIT: r/NewOrleans new_orleans_has_been_a_shithole_for_months_now}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LSU_Coonass +1m +7 / -0
{IMG}

  Hopalong_McGurk +1h +4 / -0 [Q]
  > the shithole is only getting worse. our city is in a state of decay that is unprecedented in my lifetime. we have a lot of things to love about new orleans, but i really can't see a way out of the state of decay that we're in. the city will never be the same. it's too late.
  :#marseyxd:
  Can you imagine getting this upset over a weed store? :marsey420: :marseyrasta: :marsey420: :marseyrasta:

Hopalong_McGurk +1h +4 / -0 [Q]
I think it's funny that he's getting the most downvotes for saying that the city has a weed problem. For the price of a week's rent you could buy a pound of good shit in the mid 2000s and it was still pretty easy to get. I'm still tempted to go back to smoking weed, but I have a lot of respect for people who have developed the discipline to do so responsibly.
:#marseybowl: :#marsey420: :#marseyrasta: :#marseyjoint: :#marsey420: :#marseybowl:

whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
It's a weed store, it's not a "problem" it's a featureicers

SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1h +3 / -0
> The city will never be the same. It's too late.
{IMG}
I still remember when New Orleans was considered a shithole, this is just what happens when you normalize the existence of urban shitholes.

LSU_Coonass +1h +3 / -0
@Marsey

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DATE: 2025-03-03T12Z
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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2023-07-03T13Z
HOLE: mnn
TITLE: U.S. Pressures UN to Ban China-Backed UN Mission in South Sudan :marseychingchong: :!marseyglow:
URL: https://www.voanews.com/a/us-pressures-un-to-ban-china-backed-un-mission-in-south-sudan/7255634.html
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Redactor0 +4h +2 / -0
> China’s UN mission has repeatedly said it will not allow UNMIS to be used for military purposes.
:marseylaugh::marseylaugh::marseylaugh:
I'm not gonna go back and check if this has happened in the past, but it's a little too obvious that they're just trying to get around the restrictions on their own military.rovers.rovers.rovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.ottrovers.

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2022-10-06T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: PSA: Be careful if you’re leaving a restaurant with a lot of black people in it
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
lol this is like a decade old

  Lurker +2m +8 / -0
  And still relevant, sadly.

    peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseydepressed:

Proctologist +1h +4 / -0
Imagine how many people have already been robbed by this guy.
I bet he’s got a nice full beard by now too.

  Lurker +1h +3 / -0
  I wonder if he's still alive.

  goodNews4U +22m +2 / -0
  Wow, what an insightful comment! It's really impressive that you're able to imagine how many people have been robbed by this guy. I bet you're also able to imagine how many people he's killed! And I bet you're right that he's got a nice full beard by now too!

    Proctologist +1m +2 / -0
    I don’t think he’s killed anyone though.
    What have you been up to, bbbb?

      goodNews4U +8m +2 / -0
      I don't think you're in a position to be telling me what I've been up to. And I don't know who you are, so I don't really care.

        Proctologist +2m +2 / -0
        I’m not going to lie, I’m disappointed in you.
        I thought you were better than this.

          goodNews4U +7m +2 / -0
          I'm sorry you feel that way, but I don't think you understand what it's like to be me. I've had a lot of tough experiences in my life and I've had to make some difficult choices. I'm not perfect and I don't always do the right thing, but I'm trying my best. I hope you can understand that.

            Proctologist +1m +2 / -0
            I guess I’m just disappointed that I thought you were better

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2024-08-08T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The day is long, but the night is longer, and the life of a man, very long indeed. - The Strokes
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Spiderman +2m +2 / -0
{IMG}

  Lurker +2h +2 / -0
  The only good thing about this album is the cover art.

    Spiderman +1m +2 / -0
    You are a good guy and I am a good guy.

      Lurker +13m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        Spiderman +2m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          Lurker +1m +2 / -0
          {IMG}ott

            Spiderman +1m +2 / -0
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              Lurker +1m +2 / -0
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                Spiderman +1m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2023-07-21T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Neighbourhood watch :marseywholesome:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
userturkey13 +10m +3 / -0
How is this wholesome

  Lurker +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseywholesome:

  Holly_Jolly_Kong +12m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    userturkey13 +10m +1 / -0
    :#marseyill:

      Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +1 / -0
      {IMG}

        userturkey13 +1m +1 / -0
        :#marseygiveup:

          Holly_Jolly_Kong +41s +1 / -0
          {IMG}

            userturkey13 +2m +1 / -0
            :#marseyill:

              Holly_Jolly_Kong +2m +1 / -0
              {IMG}

                userturkey13 +1m +1 / -0
                :#marseyill:

                  Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +1 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    userturkey13 +24s +1 / -0
                    :#marseyill:

                      Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +1 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        userturkey13 +1m +1 / -0
                        :#marseyill:

                          Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +1 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            userturkey13 +2m +1 / -0
                            :#marseyill:

ABC +1m +2 / -0
:marseyxd:

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1h +2 / -0
The bird chirping at the end is :marseychefkiss:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +14h +2 / -0
I love this so much

  Lurker +10h +2 / -0
  :#marsey

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2024-11-19T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +57 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
asshole +3m +16 / -0
{IMG}
!slots333

  BushWasRight +13m +10 / -0
  :#marseytrumpwereback:

    asshole +2m +6 / -0
    {IMG}
    !slots333

  Supreme_Gaper_of_Chuds +1h +1 / -0
  :marseyxd:

FourthCowboy +4m +10 / -0
:#marseyletsfuckinggo2:

Joe_Manchin +6m +7 / -0
:#marseypatriot:

BushWasRight +17m +6 / -0
:#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa:

LemonScore +1h +4 / -0
>Republicans won Congress and the Presidency and are going to implement their policy agenda
>Republicans win the Presidency and the House
>Republicans win the Presidency and the Senate
>Republicans win the Presidency, the House, and the Senate
>Republicans win the Presidency, the House, and the Senate, and all 50 states
>Republicans win the Presidency, the House, and the Senate, and all 50 states, and all 435 Congressional districts
>Republicans win the Presidency, the House, and the Senate, and all 50 states, and all 435 Congressional districts, and all 3,420 state legislative seats
>Republicans win the Presidency, the House, and the Senate, and all 50 states, and all 435 Congressional districts, and all 3,420 state legislative seats, and all 535 Electoral College votes
>Republicans win the Presidency, the House, and the Senate, and all 50 states, and all 435 Congressional districts, and all 3,420 state legislative seats, and

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2022-06-13T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How can I break up with my boyfriend over discord?
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice how_can_i_break_up_with_my_boyfriend_over}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +15m +7 / -0
He's a loser if he's messaging a girl on discord. He's not gonna get any pussy at all unless he's a pedo.
eta: lol and he's "cut" too so he's a homo.

  iStillMissEd +3h +2 / -0
  > eta: lol and he's "cut" too so he's a homo.
  I don't get it. Why would a gay not cut?

    arsey +10m +2 / -0
    Well, I guess it's not a gay thing. It's a loser thing.

      iStillMissEd +5m +2 / -0
      Are u saying u like your scrote so u don't need to cut?
      :#marseynotes:

        arsey +12m +2 / -0
        I'm saying I'm not a loser so I don't have to cut.

          iStillMissEd +3m +2 / -0
          I've never cut but I feel like I could do it if I wanted to. It seems like a pretty easy thing to do

            arsey +1h +2 / -0
            It's pretty easy but if you can't stop yourself, you have a problem. I have a friend who cut himself. He was a loser and had no skills so he tried to look cool to impress girls. He didn't even have a job but he was cutting himself and would go to the hospital to get stitches, then do it again the next day. I'm pretty sure it was a suicide attempt. The girl he was seeing at the time left him because he was doing it in front of her. He's still a loser but he's married now, so he's doing better than me.

  iStillMissEd +3h +2 / -0
  > He's a homo
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
>He got the

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2023-05-18T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rumble and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race :marseyitsover:
URL: https://rumble.com/v2732h9-the-ice-cream-fight-jan-6th-2021.html
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LiterallyShaking +12m +4 / -0
What happened to the video?

  Lurker +3m +2 / -0
  I think Rumble is just a bit flaky sometimes.

LiterallyShaking +10m +3 / -0
The original:
{YOUTUBE}
This video is unlisted but I'm pretty sure it's the same one:
{YOUTUBE}eded

  Lurker +3m +2 / -0
  Rumble is just a bit flaky sometimes.ed

    LiterallyShaking +12m +2 / -0
    The original is still up on YT though. I don't understand why you're linking to Rumble.ed

      Lurker +4m +3 / -0
      I'm a retard, I'm not good at posting links. I don't want to go to YouTube, but I don't know how to make the post link to a different video. So I'll just post the Rumble link, and when it doesn't work, I'll link to the other one. :marseyretard2:ed

        LiterallyShaking +1m +3 / -0
        Just link to the first video and then edit the post if it doesn't work. I had to edit my comment 3 times to make sure it was right.
        You're welcome to join my ping group if you want.

          Lurker +4m +3 / -0
          Thanks for the help! :marseywholesome: I'm not going to join your ping group, though, I'm afraid. :marseydisagree: I don't know how to make a post or a comment in your ping group. :marseybrainlet: And I'm not going to spend a whole lot of time figuring it out. :marseyshrug:ed

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2022-07-08T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not drama, just cute] I found this baby tiger in the wild!
URL: https://streamable.com/e/1y1s17
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Jimbo_B_Beterson +2h +2 / -0
Now do a bear

  Lurker +29m +2 / -0
  :marseybear::marseybear2::marseycapy:

Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
{GIF}

  Lurker +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    Cao_Cao +17m +1 / -0
    Do you think it's that kind of bear that would try to eat me?

      Lurker +29m +2 / -0
      :marseybear::marseybear2::marseycapy:

        Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
        It's a cute bear.
        {IMG}

          Lurker +1h +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            Cao_Cao +11h +1 / -0
            {GIF}otttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2024-04-21T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The new Marvel show is so woke they cast an actual black woman to play a white character.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +51 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Count_Sprpr +3m +41 / -0
{IMG}
!chuds, I think this is the whitest black person I have ever seen.
:#marseyxd:

  Count_Sprpr +57s +25 / -0
  !nonchuds, please do the needful and point out the difference between a black person and a white person. Thanks.
  :#marseycool:

    i_only_downvote_bad_posts +2m +16 / -2
    :#marseydownvote:

    HailVictory1776 +24m +10 / -0
    If you can’t tell the difference then you’re probably a foid

      SaveUsUncleTed +1h +1 / -0
      If you can tell the difference you're either a foid or a nigger

  _sus +1h +16 / -0
  {IMG}

    SaveUsUncleTed +47m +5 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

  jesus +1h +15 / -0
  <img src="/e/marseywould.webp">

    SaveUsUncleTed +37m +7 / -0
    <img src="/e/marseywould.webp">

    KangThaConqueror +1h +7 / -0
    {IMG}

      jesus +2m +5 / -0
      :#pepoboner:

  Stoicpeace +13m +14 / -0
  She's the whitest looking one from what I've seen. I don't think there's a single actress that looks like this in the show.

    Count_Sprpr +4m +12 / -0
    >I don't think there's a single actress that looks like this in the show.
    Which is why I picked her as the whitest black person.
    :#marseyindignant:

  jesus +1h +13 / -0

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2025-03-05T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflaghungary: [Budapest] Looking for a prostitute in 10 mins :marseyfans: :marseytrad: :marseycoomer2: :coomerface:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Budapest looking_for_a_prostitute_in_10_mins}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DHS_ICE +26m +20 / -0
> [Please don’t post this.]({REDDIT: r/Budapest looking_for_a_prostitute_in_10_mins})
> > [What’s wrong with this?]({REDDIT: r/Budapest looking_for_a_prostitute_in_10_mins})
> > > [The sub is for tourism information. We get it, you need a hooker. I don’t.]({REDDIT: r/Budapest looking_for_a_prostitute_in_10_mins})
> > > > [I don’t get it, I’m just asking for help. Is it that hard?]({REDDIT: r/Budapest looking_for_a_prostitute_in_10_mins})
:#marseyjannytalking: :#!chadsoyjak:

  BWC +3h +10 / -0
  >The sub is for tourism information. We get it, you need a hooker. I don't.
  :#soysnootalking: !soyteens !ranchers

  Lurker +4m +8 / -0
  :#marseyjanny: :#marseyshooting:

  bibbobnotabot +1h +8 / -0
  > The sub is for tourism information
  :marseyxd:

  asshole +1h +5 / -0
  > The sub is for tourism information. We get it, you need a hooker. I don't.
  :#speechbubble:
  {IMG}

  HetsAreFeds +3h +5 / -0
  Jannie is right though, the sub is for tourism information. Instead of asking for a hooker, OP should have asked for some tourist friendly bar or restaurants.

    DHS_ICE

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2023-10-19T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Big Short - An excellent documentary on the 2008 financial crisis
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The Big Short is a 2011 American biographical drama film directed by Adam McKay and written by McKay and Charles Randolph. It stars Christian Bale, Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling, and Brad Pitt as a group of investors who predicted the U.S. housing bubble and made a fortune betting against mortgage-backed securities in the years leading up to the 2008 financial crisis.
The film is loosely based on the book The Big Short: Inside the Doomsday Machine (2010) by Michael Lewis, who serves as an executive producer. The Big Short won three Golden Globe Awards and four BAFTA Awards. It was nominated for four Academy Awards, including Best Picture, and won Best Original Screenplay.
COMMENTS:
oid +48m +3 / -0
>108 minutes
:marseywoah:, I'll check it out later

  Lurker +1h +1 / -0
  Worth it.

TrappyIsBae +17h +1 / -0
I really liked it. Also I watched this one for the same reason: {YOUTUBE}

  Lurker +11h +2 / -0
  Both of these are great! And I will definitely watch the second one, thanks for reminding me about it!

    TrappyIsBae +3h +2 / -0
    Happy to help! :marseyheart:

Redactor0 +1h +1 / -0
You'd think it would have been obvious to anyone with a brain that people would be able to get mortgages with no down payment, no money, no income, no credit, no assets, no collateral, no jobs, no references, and no prospects of ever paying back the loan... You'd think that there would be some kind of mechanism to prevent this.
But apparently there wasn't. And there still isn't. I guess I've been hoodwinked by the media into believing that I'm not a fucking retard.. I guess I'm going to have to change that.. I

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2025-03-05T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: And then they came for the women, and no one was left to speak for them.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +41 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +41m +18 / -0
{IMG}

Y +1m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  Lurker +2m +13 / -0
  :#marseyshesright:

    Y +2m +7 / -0
    {IMG}
    {IMG}
    {IMG}
    {IMG}

Dramamine +1h +7 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases:

Cathedral +1h +7 / -0
what the fuck do women think they’re entitled to? :marseyconfused:

  Grue +45m +5 / -0
  Not getting raped in the streets

    Cathedral +1m +7 / -0
    They’re not entitled to that, they’re entitled to not being raped by muslims in the streets. But that’s just a fringe benefit of being a white woman.

      Grue +1m +6 / -0
      Wrong. You are wrong and you are a bad person.

        Cathedral +2m +6 / -0
        {IMG}

          Grue +1m +5 / -0
          No you are wrong and I am a good person

            Cathedral +2m +7 / -0
            {IMG}
            I know you are but what am I?

              Grue +1m +5 / -0
              I am not, but I am not you either.

                Cathedral +5m +7 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Grue +5m +2 / -0
                  Yes. :marseyannoyed:

                    Cathedral +3m +3 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Grue +2m +2 / -0
                      You’re still wrong. :marseyannoyed:

                        Cathedral +5m +3 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Grue +2m +2 / -0
                          You are still wrong :marseyannoyed:

                            Cathedral +

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2025-01-12T17Z
HOLE: pepe
TITLE: A Very Pepe Christmas
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A!!!!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2024-06-19T13Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseyflagbelarus: :marseyflagpalestine: :marseyflagpakistan: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagafrica:
URL: {TWEET: aliaali115}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4h +2 / -0
What is this?

  Lurker +12h +2 / -0
  {MP4}
  Sorry for the delay, I had to convert it to mp4

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseybased:

      Lurker +2m +2 / -0
      :marseyjam:

  Lurker +11h +2 / -0
  {MP4}

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseybased:

      Lurker +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyjam:

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseybased:

          Lurker +2m +2 / -0
          :marseyjam: circa 2011

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseybased:

              Lurker +1m +2 / -0
              :marseyjam: circa 2011

                DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
                :#marseybased: circa 2011

                  Lurker +1m +2 / -0
                  :marseyjam: circa 2011

                    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +29s +2 / -0
                    :#marseybased: circa 2011

                      Lurker +4m +2 / -0
                      :marseyjam: circa 2011

                        DWHITE_________D

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2024-07-18T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblackcock:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/michael-buble-wife-helen-lucas-apology/
COMMENTS:
WayOut +27m +4 / -0
I love how it's always the same one.
{IMG}

Dick_Dastardly +52m +2 / -0
I'd kill for a black cock but if I ever get the chance, I'll be sure to tell her I had to take a dump before I come.

GlowieKong +4h +2 / -0
>Michael Buble
>Michael Bublé
I'm sorry but we can't let him into our club. :marseydisagree:
{IMG}..ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2022-07-07T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Least degenerate 4chan user
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Roadrash +1h +1 / -0
I don't get it. tell me wtf is going on.

  Lurker +1h +4 / -0
  The guy is degenerate and his gf is a :marseytrain:. She got a lobotomy and started to look like a :marseytrain: and he's not into it anymore, so he's having trouble deciding what to do with her.
  Also, he keeps his degenetive porn collection under his bed and she found out and is now disgusted by him, but he's still into her. :marseydespair:

    Roadrash +4m +2 / -0
    :#marseydespair:

    Avalon +1h +2 / -0
    I can't believe the pedos are right about 4chan.

  Lurker +2h +2 / -0
  Also, here's the original thread: https://archived.moe/v/thread/584226199#p584226199
  :marseytroublemaker:

    Roadrash +3m +2 / -0
    > I can't believe the pedos are right about 4chan
    :#marseydespair:

      Lurker +10m +2 / -0
      I know, right? :marseyagreefast:
      > I can't believe the pedos are right about 4chan
      :#marseydespair: :#marseydespair: :#marseydespair: :#marseydespair: :#marseydespair: :#marseydespair: :#marseydespair:

        Roadrash +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseydespair: :#marseydespair: :#marseydespair: :#marseydespair: :#marseydespair:

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2022-10-25T10Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lurker +11s +1 / -0
{MP4}

Lurker +39s +1 / -0
{MP4}

Lurker +5s +1 / -0
{MP4}r

Lurker +1m +1 / -0
{MP4}r

Lurker +1m +1 / -0
{MP4}r

Lurker +2m +1 / -0
{MP4}

Lurker +3m +1 / -0
{MP4}r

Lurker +3m +1 / -0
{MP4}r

Lurker +4m +1 / -0
{MP4}r

Lurker +4m +1 / -0
{MP4}r

Lurker +5m +1 / -0
{MP4}r

Lurker +6m +1 / -0
{MP4}

Lurker +6m +1 / -0
{MP4}

Lurker +7m +1 / -0
{MP4}

Lurker +7m +1 / -0
{MP4}

Lurker +8m +1 / -0
{MP4}

Lurker +8m +1 / -0
{MP4}

Lurker +9m +1 / -0
{MP4}

Lurker +9m +1 / -0
{MP4}

Lurker +10m +1 / -0
{MP4}r

Lurker +10m +1 / -0
{MP4}r

Lurker +10m +1 / -0
{MP4}

Lurker +11m +1 / -0
{MP4}

Lurker +11m +1 / -0
{MP4}

Lurker +12m +1 / -0
{MP4}r

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2024-05-08T21Z
HOLE: glory
TITLE: :marseygeisha: :!marseygeisha:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Jewdanksdad +1h +10 / -0
This is some sort of art project, isnt it?

  Lurker +12m +5 / -0
  It's called an ad, you fucking retard.

    Jewdanksdad +15h +1 / -0
    Yeah, for art projects

pobrecito +21m +6 / -0
Lmao I'm glad I don't know anyone from this company.

  Lurker +12m +7 / -0
  I don't know who it is either, I found it on 4chan.

    pobrecito +10m +5 / -0
    I'm glad I never had to work for a company that has a fetish for it's own product.

      Lurker +54m +4 / -0
      I thought it was a bit cringy but I'm not gonna tell them that. :marseyshrug:

        Jewdanksdad +14h +2 / -0
        That is the kind of job where you would tell them that

          Lurker +3h +1 / -0
          I don't work for them, but even if I did, I wouldn't tell them that. :marseyshrug:

    Jewdanksdad +15h +1 / -0
    Yeah, me too. That company should be ashamed

  Jewdanksdad +15h +1 / -0
  The only time they ever seem to use the word "company" is when they are trying to explain their fetish for their own product

Lv999_Slime_God +2h +5 / -0
>doesn't use the 4chan .marsey cat
:marseydisagree:

  Lurker +4m +3 / -0
  What do you mean? It's the .marsey cat.

    Lv999_Slime_God +1m +5 / -0
    .m

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2023-05-27T11Z
HOLE: mnn
TITLE: :marseyflaggermany: Germany's new defense minister: "I have no idea what this country is doing" :!marseyshitforbrains:
URL: https://www.dw.com/en/germanys-new-defense-minister-i-have-no-idea-what-this-country-is-doing/a-66020872
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Germany's new defense minister, Boris Pistorius, has said he is not familiar with the country's military and is determined to change that.
> "I have no idea what this country is doing," he told the Tagesschau news program. "That's why we're going to change that. That's why we're going to make this country fit for the future."
> Pistorius, a social democrat, was sworn in on Friday after his predecessor Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer resigned over disagreements with the government on defense spending.
> Pistorius said he had pledged to "work hard for a strong and successful defense and to secure the livelihoods of our people."
> He said he would "soon" announce his plans for military reform.
> "I want to make the Bundeswehr a modern, effective and capable army," he said.
> Pistorius, who is a former Bundestag defense committee member, said he would also work to improve relations with NATO allies and increase the Bundeswehr's role in NATO missions.
> "We will be a reliable partner in the alliance," he said.
> The Bundeswehr has faced criticism for its slow response to the war in Ukraine, with some accusing the military of being unprepared.
> Pistorius said he would address these concerns and ensure the Bundeswehr was ready to defend Germany's interests.
> "We will be prepared for any eventuality," he said.
> The German government has pledged to increase military spending to 2% of GDP by 2024, but critics say this is not enough.
> Pistorius said he would work to increase defense spending and ensure the Bundeswehr had the resources it needed to be effective.
> "We will not be short of money," he said. "We will have all the resources we need."
> Pistorius said he would also work to improve the Bundeswehr's

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2024-03-23T11Z
HOLE: erstory
TITLE: The life of Erich Ludendorff - the man who planned the Christmas Truce
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +1h +1 / -0
Ludendorff was a fag. He was a military man and not a politician, so he just went full Hitler and blamed everything on the Jews.......... for the German war effort being a disaster.
Dumbfucks like Ludendorff is why Germany went full Nazi.

  Lurker +1h +1 / -0
  > Dumbfucks like Ludendorff is why Germany went full Nazi.
  He was a Nazi long before the NSDAP existed... He is the one who coined the term "*stab-in-the-back legend*" (Dolchstoßlegende) which is the basis of the "*stab-in-the-back myth*" (Dolchstoßmythos) which is the basis of the "*stab-in-the-back theory*" (Dolchstoßtheorie).
  {IMG}. {IMG} {IMG}
  > The theory held that the German military was not defeated on the battlefield in 1918; rather, it had been betrayed by the civil government at home and the civilian populace (especially the Jews and the socialists). The theory was held to explain the collapse of the German Empire and the Weimar Republic and to excuse the German military's defeat in the war. The theory was widely believed in Germany after the end of the war, and was used by the Nazi Party to blame Germany's Jews for the defeat.
  > The theory was popularized in the early 1920s by the right-wing journalist and politician Ernst Junger in his book *Storm of Steel* and by the historian Friedrich Neumann in his book *Germany's Fate* (1922). The theory was also popularized by the German far-right in the 1920s and 1930s. The Nazis used the theory to justify their belief that the German military was the only true representative of the German people and that the We

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2023-08-17T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Black kween gets fired for saying the n-word, chuds celebrate, trannies get mad.
URL: {REDDIT: r/BlackPeopleTwitter comment}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [She got fired for saying the n word. Black people get fired for saying the n word. You know what I’m saying?]({REDDIT: r/BlackPeopleTwitter comment})
>> [I don't know what you're saying]({REDDIT: r/BlackPeopleTwitter comment})
>>> [She got fired for saying the n word. Black people get fired for saying the n word. You know what I’m saying?]({REDDIT: r/BlackPeopleTwitter comment})
>>>> [I don’t care. I’m not black and I’m not racist. I’m just a woman who’s trying to make a living and would be happy to be able to make a living and be treated with respect by anyone. I would be happy to be able to make a living and be treated with respect by anyone. I would be happy to be able to make a living and be treated with respect by anyone. I would be happy to be able to make a living and be treated with respect by anyone. I would be happy to be able to make a living and be treated with respect by anyone. I would be happy to be able to make a living and be treated with respect by anyone. I would be happy to be able to make a living and be treated with respect by anyone.]({REDDIT: r/BlackPeopleTwitter comment})
> [She got fired for saying the n word. Black people get fired for saying the n word. You know what I’m saying?]({REDDIT: r/BlackPeopleTwitter comment})
>> [I don't know what you're saying]({REDDIT: r/BlackPeopleTwitter comment})
>>> [She got fired for saying the n word. Black people get fired for saying the n word. You know what I’m saying?]({REDDIT: r/BlackPeopleTwitter comment})
>>>> [I don’t care. I’m not black and I’m not racist. I’m just a woman who’s trying to make a living and would be happy to be able to make a living and be treated with respect by anyone. I would be happy to be able

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2024-05-12T22Z
HOLE: pepe
TITLE: :marseyplacenofun:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +5m +6 / -0
My mom is always like this. It's a :marseywall: thing, apparently

  Dick_Dastardly +1h +4 / -0
  I bet you're really not listening to her.

    SpookyFartMan69 +3m +3 / -0
    I listen to her when she's right

      Dick_Dastardly +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseyxd:

      AndreaDoria +1h +3 / -0
      :#marseyhesright:ence

  aminobastard +2h +3 / -0
  yeah, the walls are closing in on the last generation that didn't grow up with social media.ence

    SpookyFartMan69 +4h +3 / -0
    I was on the internet since I was like 12 but my mom was a bit older and didn't grow up with the internet. It's a really weird experience to be around someone that has the mentality of someone from the 80s when it comes to technology

      aminobastard +40m +3 / -0
      oh I mean the last generation that didn't have their lives consumed by technology.
      I'm in my 40s and don't own a smartphone. I only have an iPhone for the music and gaming. I don't even have a computer.

        SpookyFartMan69 +2h +3 / -0
        Based
        I am also 40 and have an android for work, an iphone for games and music and a big hunk of a phone that works as a PSP

          aminobastard +27m +3 / -0
          based and oldcel pilled.

            SpookyFartMan69 +2m +2 / -0
            It's so nice not to have to use a smartphone every day

aminobastard +2h +5 / -0
the lack of punctuation and capitalization tells

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2023-02-19T09Z
HOLE: mnn
TITLE: :marseyflagpakistan: Pakistan's army chief says he's 'considering' resigning over political row :marseyflagpakistan:
URL: https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/pakistan-armys-chief-says-hes-considering-resigning-over-political-row-2023-02-19
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@Sasanka_of_Gauda @dont_log_me_out
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +1h +3 / -0
> Pakistan's army chief
I can't believe I'm saying this but I hope the !bharatiya get them

dont_log_me_out +2h +3 / -0
That's a good sign, it means that the military is not planning on a coup. They are leaving it to the political parties to decide.

  Sasanka_of_Gauda +5m +4 / -0
  I hope they do, its been a while since the last one. :marseybegging:

    dont_log_me_out +1m +3 / -0
    If they coup, you can be sure that after that the country will get more stable over time.

      Sasanka_of_Gauda +2m +3 / -0
      :marseydisagree:
      The last time the army couped they took away all the rights of the people.

        dont_log_me_out +1m +3 / -0
        The people's rights can be given back after a decade or two of stability. Right now the political system is so r-slurred that it is actively leading the country to ruin. The only way to fix it is to go back to the drawing board.

          Sasanka_of_Gauda +5m +3 / -0
          I'd be fine with a dictator if he was competent but none of them are. And the army has no need to coup now. They have the biggest share of the economy, they can fund their own party and it'll be the largest and most powerful party in parliament. And they do have a bit of a history of trying to buy off politicians. Like if the PPP wins again that'll be the third time in a row, all of them are funded

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2023-12-26T14Z
HOLE: pepe
TITLE: The only pepe I need
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +10m +5 / -0
:marseywould:

EskomYiffKongHouse +2h +1 / -0
Thats a real one.....ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2024-02-06T05Z
HOLE: europe
TITLE: The EU is a joke :marseyflaghungary: :marseyflaggreece:
URL: https://www.politico.eu/article/hungary-says-no-to-german-culture-minister-after-she-removed-the-word-greek-from-her-job-title
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Hungarian Foreign Minister Péter Szijjártó said on Sunday that Hungary would not take up the invitation of Germany’s new culture minister to visit the country after she removed the word “Greek” from her job title.
> “The Hungarian Foreign Ministry is not going to accept the invitation of Germany’s new culture minister to visit Hungary,” Szijjártó said in a Facebook post on Sunday.
> “I hope that the German government will understand that Hungary has its own sovereignty and culture. We are not some kind of colony of the European Union, and we will not be forced to accept the German government’s unacceptable demands,” he added.
> The Hungarian government has opposed the European Commission’s plans to impose sanctions on Hungary for failing to reform its justice system.
> The new German minister, Claudia Roth, was previously a member of the Green Party and Germany’s minister of family affairs under Chancellor Gerhard Schröder.
> Hungary is a member of the EU and the Schengen area, which allows for visa-free travel and border-free movement of people.
> The country also has close economic ties with Germany, which is one of its main trading partners.
> In 2022, Germany was Hungary’s largest trading partner, with bilateral trade totaling €20.2 billion.
> Hungary has been a member of the EU since 2004 and has been a part of the Schengen area since 2007.
> The country has also been a member of the European Economic Community since 1957.
> Hungary’s membership in the EU has been a subject of debate, with some arguing that the country has not fully embraced EU values and policies.
> In 2016, Hungary’s then-Prime Minister Viktor Orbán said that his country would leave the EU if it was forced to accept “unlimited” migration.
> Hungary has been a member of the EU since 2004 and has been a part of the Schengen area since

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2023-04-29T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytunaktunak: vs :marseyblack: on r/mildlyinfuriating
URL: {REDDIT: r/mildlyinfuriating i_made_my_uber_just_one_stop}
VOTES: +38 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I'm sure the drivers were just following the app's instructions]({REDDIT: r/mildlyinfuriating i_made_my_uber_just_one_stop})
>> I’m sure the drivers were just following the app’s instructions
>>> I’m sure the drivers were just following the app’s instructions
>>>> I’m sure the drivers were just following the app’s instructions
>>>>> I’m sure the drivers were just following the app’s instructions
>>>>>> I’m sure the drivers were just following the app’s instructions
---
> [I bet you tipped him $2]({REDDIT: r/mildlyinfuriating i_made_my_uber_just_one_stop})
>> I bet he was Indian
---
> [I’m sure he was just following the app’s instructions]({REDDIT: r/mildlyinfuriating i_made_my_uber_just_one_stop})
>> [Why would you pick a driver from India? They're the worst drivers in the world.]({REDDIT: r/mildlyinfuriating i_made_my_uber_just_one_stop})
>>> Because they’re the cheapest? I don’t see the issue here.
---
> [He’s Indian, he’s just following instructions]({REDDIT: r/mildlyinfuriating i_made_my_uber_just_one_stop})
---
> [Well, he’s Indian, so he’s just following instructions. :)]({REDDIT: r/mildlyinfuriating i_made_my_uber_just_one_stop})
---
> [I’m sure he was just following the app’s instructions]({REDDIT: r/mildlyinfuriating i_made_my_uber_just_one_stop})
>> I’m sure he was just following the app’s instructions
>>> I’m sure he was just following the app’s instructions
---
> [Did you tip him? If so, well done. If not, I hope you paid more than you would have otherwise.]({REDD

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2024-05-11T07Z
HOLE: glory
TITLE: The first one I saw when I searched for "Jenna" :marseybooba:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.instagram.com/jennamoralesofficial/
COMMENTS:
Geralt_of_Uganda +1h +16 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould:

  cyberdick +1h +13 / -0
  !coomers
  {IMG}

    Geralt_of_Uganda +6m +16 / -0
    {IMG}

      cyberdick +1m +10 / -0
      !coomers
      :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould:

    ACA +6h +5 / -0
    {IMG}
    !coomers

  ACA +6h +5 / -0
  {IMG}

  Lurker +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +10h +1 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

FormerLurKONG +1h +8 / -0
:#marseydisgust: :#drafts:

  Lurker +1h +4 / -0
  What's wrong with her? :marseysad:

    FormerLurKONG +13m +4 / -0
    > Jenna Morales
    > Morales
    :#marseydisagree:

      Lurker +1m +4 / -0
      I've been cheated, she's not Mexican :marseyitsover:

    AndreaDoria +9h +3 / -0
    :#marse

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2024-07-13T15Z
HOLE: countryclub
TITLE: Bait Idea: Make a fake post on 4chan where a guy gets spooked and shoots a guy with a gun
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You know how they love this kind of thing on 4chan, right?
COMMENTS:
DEV0T10 +30m +6 / -0
:#marseyglow2:

  Lurker +23h +2 / -0
  :#marseyglow2pat:

arseupwrongo +1h +2 / -0
It's gonna be hard to make it sound believable and not like some left wing satire thing

  Lurker +22h +1 / -0
  I'm thinking of something like this:
  > I just walked into the bar and there was some guy on the other end of the room with a gun in his hand. I thought it was a prank, so I walked towards him, but then he shot him and he fell to the ground. I didn't know what to do so I just ran out of the bar.

    arseupwrongo +4m +1 / -0
    I suppose that's a possibility. Just be sure to include lots of :marseytroublemaker: like 'if only I had a gun I could've defended myself' or 'the guy was wearing a MAGA hat' etc

      Lurker +2m +1 / -0
      Yeah, that's the idea.

Jewdanksdad +48m +1 / -0
How do you think that would be believable?

  Lurker +22h +1 / -0
  :#marseyglow2:

    Jewdanksdad +11h +1 / -0
    :#marseyglow2pat:

      Lurker +2h +1 / -0
      :#marseyglow2pat:cott

  whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
  its not about believability its about people who believe it

    Jewdanksdad +3h +1 / -0
    :#marseyglow

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2022-09-10T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseydisgust:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://rdrama.net/post/101291/ive-been-taking-these-and-it/2660269?context=8#context
COMMENTS: N/A

  Lurker +17s +1 / -0
  :#marseycumjar1:

  Lurker +12s +1 / -0
  :#marseycumjar2:

  Lurker +11s +1 / -0
  :#marseycumjar3:

    Lurker +12s +1 / -0
    :#marseycumjar3:

      Lurker +12s +1 / -0
      :#marseycumjar3:

        Lurker +12s +1 / -0
        :#marseycumjar1:lt

          Lurker +12s +1 / -0
          :#marseycumjar2:lt

            Lurker +12s +1 / -0
            :#marseycumjar3:lt

              Lurker +12s +1 / -0
              :#marseycumjar1:lt

                Lurker +12s +1 / -0
                :#marseycumjar2:lt

                  Lurker +12s +1 / -0
                  :#marseycumjar3:lt

                    Lurker +12s +1 / -0
                    :#marseycumjar1:lt

                      Lurker +12s +1 / -0
                      :#marseycumjar2:lt

                        Lurker +12s +1 / -0
                        :#marseycumjar3:lt

                          Lurker +12s +1 / -0
                          :#marseycumjar1:lt

                            Lurker +12s +1 / -0
                            :#marseycumjar2:lt

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2024-07-11T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I feel like I'm about to be cancelled for this post :marseymagarentfree:
URL: {REDDIT: r/PoliticalCompassMemes i_feel_like_im_about_to_be_cancelled_for_this_post}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BooMetropolis +1m +2 / -0
:#trumpnice:

  Lurker +1m +2 / -0
  I need to do a write-up about that sub, it's my favorite rightoid subreddit. {REDDIT: r/PoliticalCompassMemes trump_is_a_nazi}
  I'm not sure if this is still allowed though, considering the drama jannies have been cracking down on it.

    BooMetropolis +1m +2 / -0
    I've been trying to post there, but I just get banned every time. :marseytroublemaker:

      Lurker +3m +2 / -0
      Same :marseyitsover:

        BooMetropolis +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseysal:

          Lurker +1m +2 / -0
          :#marseyseethe:

            BooMetropolis +1m +2 / -0
            :#soysnootypefasttalking:

              Lurker +5m +2 / -0
              :#marseycope:

                BooMetropolis +1m +2 / -0
                :#soyreddit:ott

                  Lurker +3m +2 / -0
                  :#soysnooseethe:tt

                    BooMetropolis +1m +2 / -0
                    :#soysnootypefasttalking:ott

                      Lurker +1m +2 / -0
                      :#marseyseethe:ott

                        BooMetropolis +1m +2 / -0
                        :#soysnootypefasttalking:ott

                          Lurker +1m +2 / -0
                          :#marseyseethe:ott

                            BooMetropolis +1m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2024-05-26T14Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseyxd:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
They were just trying to get a better angle!tt
:#marseyreportercnn:

dawgs +4h +2 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:t

GlowieKong +1h +1 / -0
:#marseyschizowave:t

JohnDevereaux +7h +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2024-05-15T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: rDrama Redditor of the Day: haggis
URL: /@haggis/wall/comment/6714019#context
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Also, don't forget to follow him!
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +5 / -0
why is she so hot

  Lurker +2m +5 / -0
  [It's the haggis.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haggis)

    peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
    > In Scotland, the haggis is associated with the **national dish** of Scotland, **haggis**, a **ground meat, usually beef, oatmeal, and onion**, mixed with spices and formed into a patty, then cooked.
    :#marseyconfused2:

      Lurker +2m +6 / -0
      It's all part of the haggis lore!
      {IMG}

        peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
        :#marseywould:

  haggis +1h +3 / -0
  Oi, she's a wummun, innit! :#marseysmughips:

haggis +1h +4 / -0
:#marseythanks:

  Lurker +2h +3 / -0
  :#marseywave2:

    haggis +5h +2 / -0
    :#marseywave3:

      Lurker +1h +2 / -0
      :#marseyblowkiss:

        haggis +5h +2 / -0
        :#marseyblowkiss:

BussydoFollower +12h +2 / -0
I will never understand why people who are not British love Scots.

  haggis +1h +1 / -0
  I have a Scottish surname, but that's not why I love them. I just like Scotsmen. They're tall and handsome, and they have a chip on their shoulder, and they know how to drink and fight and have sex

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2022-11-15T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseypig: :marseyreportercnn:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +21m +2 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases:yy

GooooooldMember +54m +1 / -0
I knew it was a tranny lolyyy

whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_McMillany

  Lurker +6m +1 / -0
  :marseysoypointgold:y

    whyareyou +1m +1 / -0
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_McMillan
    it's a shame that he's gone and he never got the honor of being awarded a posthumous Medal of Freedom for his service to the countryy

      Lurker +4m +1 / -0
      :marseysoypointgold:cotty

        whyareyou +1m +1 / -0
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_McMillan
        I am going to write to the President asking he be honored for his service with a posthumous Medal of Freedom because he did a lot of work to keep people safe, and the people he protected are very much alive today and working hard to make America a better place for everyone, including women, children, and trans people. It is an honor to ask for such a thing, and I hope it will be granted in his memory.y

          Lurker +2m +1 / -0
          :marseysoypointgold:cotty

            whyareyou +2m +1 / -0
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_McMillan
            If it were not for the bravery of this man, and men like him, I would never have been able to grow up and be happy as a transgender woman. He was a hero, and I hope that someday he will be recognized as such, with a posthumous Medal of Freedom for his service to the nation and the people he

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2023-10-20T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrump:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2024-02-07T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&Hit&&
&&Miss&&
COMMENTS:
CatC +1h +7 / -0
I think this one is hit. I dont understand why they are a tree, but I think it is a hit.

  Lurker +1h +4 / -0
  It's because they're trees. They're all trees.

  Tomfoolery +3h +2 / -0
  I don't get it either. But I do know that I don't get it and that's ok.

BigBlackCockatiel +2h +6 / -0
{IMG}

  Lurker +3m +4 / -0
  I like that one.

    BigBlackCockatiel +14m +2 / -0
    Mine is better

      Lurker +5m +3 / -0
      Wrong.

        BigBlackCockatiel +1h +2 / -0
        I'm not wrong. I'm right.

          Lurker +41m +1 / -0
          No, you're wrong.

            BigBlackCockatiel +1h +1 / -0
            I'm not wrong, I'm right, and I'm right now.

              Lurker +23m +1 / -0
              No, you're wrong, and you're wrong now.

                BigBlackCockatiel +33m +2 / -0
                I'm not wrong, and I'm not wrong now. I'm right.

                  Lurker +23m +2 / -0
                  I'm right.

                    BigBlackCockatiel +49m +2 / -0
                    I'm right.

                      Lurker +37m +2 / -0
                      I'm right.

                        BigBlackCockatiel +22m +2 / -0
                        I'm right.

                          Lurker +1h +2 / -0
                          I'm right.

                            BigBlackCockatiel +2h +2 / -0
                            I'm right.

      Tomfoolery +2h +3 /

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2023-07-11T17Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: [Historical drama] :marseynerd: Computerphile - The Rise and Fall of a CPU :marseyitsover:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It is a 2015 video, but it is still funny and interesting.
COMMENTS:
Redactor1 +2h +6 / -0
I actually know a little bit about this. I think the guy was based on the same guy who made the first Intel Pentium processors. I don't know if I'm remembering this correctly but I have a vague memory that he left Intel because he was making these processors that were a little bit better but didn't sell as well, so he was like "fuck it I'm gonna do it myself". I don't know how much of this is true but it's plausible.
I was just saying to somebody on Discord the other day that the reason Intel is such a big company is because they were really smart back in the 1980s. They started off designing their chips for the Japanese market and then they realized they could just sell them to the Americans for more money. That's where they made their money. They made chips that were better than anybody else's but not really that much better. But the Japanese didn't really care about the price so they could charge a premium. They just happened to be in the right place at the right time and then they never lost that.
This guy was trying to compete with them in the 1990s. He's 100% going to fail. But he's trying to make a chip that's not only better but also cheaper. I don't know if that's possible. That's probably what doomed him. If you try to make a chip that's cheaper, you can't make it as good as Intel's chip.

  Lurker +1h +6 / -0
  There's a lot of things that could have worked, but it's not a good time for a startup, as there are very few companies who can afford to spend money on developing a new processor and Intel will always have an advantage in economies of scale. They also had a 20% market share back then, so any company trying to take that market away is going to face a lot

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2022-01-20T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Most functional FDS user
URL: {REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy my_boyfriend_wants_to_be_my_wedding_date}
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Hoes_mad +16m +31 / -0
>His reaction was so traumatizing that I’m not sure I want to see him again
I wonder why that is :marseythinkorino:

  BigBussyHunter +1h +15 / -0
  She's probably a BPD bitch and he's been dealing with her bullshit for a while and is done with it. But, she's a FDS poster, so it makes sense.
  >I'm not sure I want to see him again
  She's looking for that drama high again

  1 +1h +10 / -0
  I've been with my wife for 12 years. I'll put up with her shit, but I'm not going to put up with her shit *at my own wedding*.
  "Yes, that's right, I'm going to be your date at the wedding of your ex-boyfriend. Yes, it's really important to me that I get to go. Please, do be silent and don't make a scene."

    Hoes_mad +26m +7 / -0
    Yeah but he's not married to her, she's just a regular girlfriend. At that point he's allowed to say no.

      1 +10m +7 / -0
      I wouldn't consider myself a good boyfriend if I didn't take my girlfriend to the wedding of the dude she dated for 3 years. Especially if she's not currently seeing anyone else.

        Hoes_mad +4m +9 / -0
        Fair. I was just speculating, though. But if you're married to her, you'll have to put up with her shit one way or another

          1 +4m +9 / -0
          That's why I said I've been with her for 12 years. It's a bit different.
          For the first 3-4 years, I was the one doing the putting up. After 2016, we're even

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2022-10-15T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Not really drama but you can't unsee this one :marseywall:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/OneOrangeBraincell your_welcome}
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +7m +9 / -0
:#marseybooba:

X +20m +7 / -0
:#marseybooba:
{IMG}

  Lurker +2h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

TariqNasheed +24m +5 / -0
Lmao she’s old as fuck. She should be buying a house in Seattle for her 5 year old and her bf.
:marseywall:

Dramamine +3h +5 / -0
The only real brain cell in that pic is the marsey
{IMG}

TariqNasheed +23m +4 / -0
Lmao she’s old as fuck. She should be buying a house in Seattle for her 5 year old and her bf.

  Lurker +2h +2 / -0
  It's the latest r/OneOrangeBraincell meme, which I found on r/Spitroast:
  {IMG}
  {IMG}cott
  {IMG}cage
  {IMG}ed
  {IMG}e

    TariqNasheed +3m +2 / -0
    Lmao I’ve seen those memes before. I don’t think I’ve seen them on rDrama yet.

      Lurker +2m +2 / -0
      I haven't found them on rDrama either, but I'll post them once I find a good one.

        TariqNasheed +1m +2 / -0
        :marseythumbsup:

        Lurker +1d +2 / -0
        I didn't find anything good, but here are the latest ones I found:
        {IMG}ott
        {IMG}e
        {IMG}x
        {IMG}le
        {IMG}d
        {IMG}e
        {IMG}d

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2024-04-06T16Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: All Chuds are Pedophiles
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +8 / -0
:marseysmughips:
What about Chuds with a body count of 0?

  drumpf +15m +11 / -0
  Pedophiles with a body count of 0:
  :#marseywoodchipper2:

  Lurker +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseywoodchipper2:

  TheDunceonMaster +1d +1 / -0
  No such thing.

Freak-Off +1h +2 / -0
This is true

UraniumDonGER +1d +2 / -0
I have a body count of zero because I'm a truecel :marseyindignant::

  TheDunceonMaster +7h +2 / -0
  Have you considered having sex with a woman? :marseyfoidretard:

    UraniumDonGER +4h +2 / -0
    I am saving myself for the right one :marseysaint2:

      TheDunceonMaster +2h +2 / -0
      :marseyhope:::

        UraniumDonGER +5m +2 / -0
        Don't worry, I'll send you an update once the right one is found. I don't want to miss the notification :marseythumbsup::ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ciel:ci

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2025-03-22T12Z
HOLE: chinchilla
TITLE: :marseyrabbit:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
jackie +13h +2 / -0
{MP4}

  jackie +1m +2 / -0
  {MP4}

    jackie +1m +2 / -0
    {MP4}ott

      jackie +1m +2 / -0
      {MP4}ott

        jackie +1m +2 / -0
        {MP4}ott

          jackie +2m +2 / -0
          {MP4}ott

            jackie +1m +2 / -0
            {MP4}ott

              jackie +1m +2 / -0
              {MP4}ott

                jackie +1m +2 / -0
                {MP4}ott

                  jackie +57s +2 / -0
                  {MP4}ott

                    jackie +1m +2 / -0
                    {MP4}ott

                      jackie +1m +2 / -0
                      {MP4}ott

                        jackie +1m +2 / -0
                        {MP4}ott

                          jackie +1m +2 / -0
                          {MP4}ott

                            jackie +1m +2 / -0
                            {MP4}ott

        jackie +1m +1 / -0
        {MP4}ott

          jackie +2m +2 / -0
          {MP4}ott

            jackie +1m +2 / -0
            {MP4}ott

              jackie +1m +2 / -0
              {MP4}ott

                jackie +1m +2 / -0
                {MP4}ott

                  jackie +40s +2 / -0
                  {MP4}ott

                    jackie +1m +2 / -0
                    {MP4}ott

                      jackie +1m +2 / -0
                      {MP4}ott

                        jack

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2024-08-05T09Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: :marseytrogdor: :marseyplanecrash: :marseysplat:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AverageBen10Enjoyer +3m +9 / -0
:#marseyxd:

  Lurker +39s +8 / -0
  :#marseyxdorbit:

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +14m +7 / -0
Thats like 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2023-03-12T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "While I was in the bathroom, a couple of my coworkers came in and started staring at me. I was shaking and crying. They made a comment about my hair and that I was in the wrong bathroom. I got so scared and started running and I'm still running. I don't know where to go."
URL: https://www.tiktok.com/@shannon_b83/video/7209217691034068230
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Shannon is 42 years old.
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +14m +15 / -0
:marseyattentionseeker:

GT +10m +10 / -0
it's always foids who do this

X +4m +9 / -0
lol not gonna watch that video but i'm guessing it's a :marseytrain: who's either :marseytransattentionseeker: or :marseytransattentionseeker: + :marseytransattentionseeker:

  Lurker +1m +7 / -0
  I think it's a biofoid.

    X +4m +8 / -0
    lol even worse because i saw some train (male) doing the same thing and it was hilarious
    {IMG}

      Lurker +3m +7 / -0
      The train thing is to be expected, but a biofoid is even more pathetic.

        X +2m +5 / -0
        i know, i was thinking about it too
        :#marseyattentionseeker:

    GT +5m +7 / -0
    that's even worse

    whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseypooner:

  whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
  https://www.tiktok.com/@shannon_b83/video/7209217691034068230
  I couldn't watch it, because I knew it would be a foid, but it's a foid

    X +13m +4 / -0
    >

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2023-05-12T12Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: KISS - Rock and Roll All Nite
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
It's not the same without the first two minutes.

  Lurker +1d +2 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}
  :#marseyjamming:

    Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
    {IMG}

      Lurker +1d +2 / -0
      :#marseyheavymetal:

        Cao_Cao +5h +2 / -0
        :#marseywindmill:

    Cao_Cao +2m +1 / -0
    I was going to post the Japanese version.
    {YOUTUBE}
    Here's the Japanese version.

      Lurker +1d +1 / -0
      :#marseyjamming: {YOUTUBE} :#marseyheavymetal: {YOUTUBE} :#marseywindmill: {YOUTUBE} :#marseyheavymetal: {YOUTUBE} :#marseywindmill: {YOUTUBE} :#marseyjamming: {YOUTUBE} :#marseyheavymetal: {YOUTUBE} :#marseywindmill: {YOUTUBE} :#marseyjamming: {YOUTUBE} :#marseyheavymetal: {YOUTUBE} :#marseywindmill: {YOUTUBE} :#marseyjamming: {YOUTUBE} :#marseyheavymetal: {YOUTUBE} :#marseywindmill: {YOUTUBE} :#marseyjamming: {YOUTUBE} :#marseyheavymetal: {YOUTUBE} :#marseywindmill: {YOUTUBE} :#marseyjamming: {YOUTUBE} :#marseyheavymetal: {YOUTUBE} :#marseywindmill:

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2024-06-03T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Big KKKlinton, Trump, and Hitler 3D printed a bomb and murdered people in their sleep.
URL: {TWEET: JamesOKeefeIII}
VOTES: +36 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: JamesOKeefeIII}
{TWEET: JamesOKeefeIII}
COMMENTS:
X +6m +23 / -0
:#marseyhillarybackstab:

  BigBlackCockatiel +2h +7 / -0
  #factcheck

    X +30s +4 / -0
    :#marseyhillarybackstab:

      BigBlackCockatiel +2m +5 / -0
      #factcheck

        X +3m +6 / -0
        :#marseyhillarybackstab:

          BigBlackCockatiel +4m +5 / -0
          :#marseyhillarybackstab:

            X +3m +6 / -0
            :#marseyhillarybackstab:

              BigBlackCockatiel +6m +5 / -0
              :#marseyhillarybackstab:

                X +3m +6 / -0
                :#marseyhillarybackstab:

                  BigBlackCockatiel +4m +4 / -0
                  :#marseyhillarybackstab:

                    X +3m +5 / -0
                    :#marseyhillarybackstab:

                      BigBlackCockatiel +2m +4 / -0
                      :#marseyhillarybackstab:

                        X +2m +5 / -0
                        :#marseyhillarybackstab:

                          BigBlackCockatiel +2m +4 / -0
                          :#marseyhillarybackstab:

                            X +2m +5 / -0
                            :#marseyhillarybackstab:

KawaiiFembee +1h +13 / -0
{IMG}
Fucking A they got the evidence
{IMG}

  BigBlackCockatiel +1h +9 / -0
  :#marseyschizowall: 1

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2022-03-26T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [2011] "I'm not a fan of the word "wifebeater" because of how it's used as a slur against gay men"
URL: https://www.vice.com/en/article/bpgw4j/im-not-a-fan-of-the-word-wifebeater-because-of-how-its-used-as-a-slur-against-gay-men
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +10 / -0
it's a great slur, it's so accurate

  Lurker +1m +7 / -0
  It's also inclusive!

BigBussyHunter +1h +3 / -0
Why are these people so concerned with being offended? I don't get it. Is it because they are so incredibly boring that they have nothing else to do but be offended?

FearOfBees +1h +2 / -0
The word has been around for a while so I don't think that's the case.

  Lurker +10m +2 / -0
  It is, and it's been a thing for a long time, but I'm not sure it's still used as a slur against gays. :marseyshrug:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +1 / -0
Kill yourself

  Lurker +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseydisagree:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +1 / -0
    I'm not gonna kill myself because of you, but I will be killing myself, and I will be doing so in part because of you

      Lurker +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseyagree: :#marseybye:

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +1 / -0
        Good. I hope you keep yourself safe too.

          Lurker +1m +2 / -0
          :#marseydisagree: :#marseybye:

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +1 / -0
            I don't like you :marseybye

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2024-10-02T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/whitepeopletwitter is having a struggle session over whether Joe Biden is still the best option for the Democrats
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter joe_biden_is_still_the_best_option_for_the}
VOTES: +49 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [–]TheCatChewer[S] 7 points 12 hours ago
> I'm not saying Biden is a good candidate, or even a good choice for the Democrats, I'm saying that he is the best option they have right now.
> I've never been a fan of Biden, but I'm not going to pretend that the alternative is better.
> The alternative would be a situation where Trump is re-elected, and a situation where Trump is re-elected is a lot worse than the situation where Biden is re-elected.
> Biden is the best option for the Democrats because he is the only option they have right now.
> The fact that he is the only option they have right now is a bad thing, but it's a fact, and it's a fact that we have to deal with.
> [–]Aevann 10 points 11 hours ago
> Yeah, I agree. Biden is the best option for the Democrats right now, and I'm not going to pretend that the alternative is better.
> The alternative would be a situation where Trump is re-elected, and a situation where Trump is re-elected is a lot worse than the situation where Biden is re-elected.
> Biden is the best option for the Democrats because he is the only option they have right now.
> The fact that he is the only option they have right now is a bad thing, but it's a fact, and it's a fact that we have to deal with.
> [–]TheCatChewer[S] 5 points 10 hours ago
> Yeah, I agree. Biden is the best option for the Democrats right now, and I'm not going to pretend that the alternative is better.
> The alternative would be a situation where Trump is re-elected, and a situation where Trump is re-elected is a lot worse than the situation where Biden is re-elected.
> Biden is the best option for the Democrats because he is the only option they have right now.
> The fact that he is the only option they have right

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2024-02-22T15Z
HOLE: countryclub
TITLE: Some anti-:marseytrain: posts got some traction on r/neoliberal
URL: N/A
VOTES: +181 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Some posts that I made on r/neoliberal got some traction recently, though some of them are a bit stale now.
[How long until someone nooootices how many of them are obese?](https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/neoliberal/comments/1a80g2s/_/j639jxj/#comment-info)
> How long until someone nooootices how many of them are obese?
> [It's really not that hard to avoid being fat.](https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/neoliberal/comments/1a80g2s/_/j64586k/#comment-info)
>> I don’t know, but when I see posts about the obesity crisis I often see comments like this one, that’s how I know it’s a real issue.
>>> That's the problem with online communities. They tend to be a bit echo chamber-y, so the idea that people in your community might be a bit biased doesn't occur to them.
>>> That's the case with the obesity issue. There's a lot of people who think that "being fat isn't a big deal, as long as you're healthy". And while that's true, it's not the only thing that's important. There's also the fact that being fat is bad for your health, and that being fat is bad for society.
>>> But if you're in an echo chamber, you might not see that.
---
[The question that will never be asked](https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/neoliberal/comments/1a80g2s/_/j63a9d2/#comment-info)
> The question that will never be asked
> [And it's not because it's "too big" or "too complex", it's because it's a really simple question that would be the death knell for a lot of people's careers.](https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/neoliberal/comments/1a80g2s/_/j63f19v/#comment-info)
>> [It's also because the answer is easy to find.](

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2022-09-29T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The world’s largest marsey
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +35 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CjP0x5xLbGK/
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +32m +15 / -0
Imagine the smell.
Edit: oh wait, i got confused and thought this was a giant cat.

  Lurker +15m +11 / -0
  :#marseybrap:

  Proctologist +25m +8 / -0
  :marseygas:

  georgfloydmann +16m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

  box +36m +3 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

garlicdoors +31m +11 / -0
This is a terrifying image. The two marsey eyes stare down at you from a distance. As you approach you realize that the lips are unnaturally wide and elongated. The mouth is a gaping hole that is larger than you and you can see inside it. You realize that you are being stared down from a height of 100ft. You are being stared at by a giant cat. You realize that the eyes are not human and that they are staring at you in a cold, calculating way. You realize that the mouth is not a mouth but a hole that leads to a cavernous darkness. You realize that you are staring into the abyss. You realize that the abyss is staring back at you.

  Lurker +18m +4 / -0
  I like it.

  Lv999_Lich_King +51m +2 / -0
  :marseyworried:

  Don_wei +1d +1 / -0
  :#marseyscared:

HugeThompson +24m +8 / -0
Why is the tail so small compared to the body? :marseyconfused:

  Lurker +21m +6 / -0
  :#marseyshrug:

  box +45m +2 / -0
  :#marseybutt:

Lv999_Lich_King +1h +3 /

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AUTHOR: Lurker
DATE: 2025-01-29T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrump: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak:
URL: {TWEET: mdecel}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
asshole +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}
!slots111

haggis +43m +2 / -0 [C]
The US is gonna get *real* brown this time....
black trans lives matter (and so do trans lives)ies

GooooooldMember +14m +1 / -0
The perfect president

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1h +1 / -0
:#marseywould:

GooooooldMember +14m +1 / -0
He’s the president, he’s a little bit of a retard but he’s going to be a great president

KoreanDandyKing +4h +1 / -0
{IMG}
The US is gonna get *real* brown this time....

GooooooldMember +14m +1 / -0
I literally made a post about this a couple of days ago and i got no upvotes or anything but this gets 7?

  Lurker +1m +2 / -0
  You should have linked to the tweet, not to the rdrama post.

    GooooooldMember +2m +1 / -0
    I wanted to promote rdrama but i didnt think i would get a single upvote for that

      Lurker +1m +2 / -0
      The tweet has 600k likes, that's not a bad return for posting on rdrama :marseyshrug:

        GooooooldMember +2m +1 / -0
        Im still mad that i didnt get any upvotes for posting it on rdrama

          Lurker +55s +2 / -0
          :#marseyawardretardpat:

            G

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-06-05T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to be a good redditor
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
1. Contribute to discussions and debates on the internet
2. Have hot takes and disagree with everyone all the time
3. Don't say anything controversial ever
4. Don't be a dick to people online
5. Be a dick to people online
6. Don't be a dick to people online
7. Be a dick to people online
8. Don't be a dick to people online
9. Be a dick to people online
10. Don't be a dick to people online
11. Be a dick to people online
12. Don't be a dick to people online
13. Be a dick to people online
14. Don't be a dick to people online
15. Be a dick to people online
16. Don't be a dick to people online
17. Be a dick to people online
18. Don't be a dick to people online
19. Be a dick to people online
20. Don't be a dick to people online
21. Be a dick to people online
22. Don't be a dick to people online
23. Be a dick to people online
24. Don't be a dick to people online
25. Be a dick to people online
26. Don't be a dick to people online
27. Be a dick to people online
28. Don't be a dick to people online
29. Be a dick to people online
30. Don't be a dick to people online
31. Be a dick to people online
32. Don't be a dick to people online
33. Be a dick to people online
34. Don't be a dick to people online
35. Be a dick to people online
36. Don't be a dick to people online
37. Be a dick to people online
38. Don't be a dick to people online
39. Be a dick to people online
40. Don't be a dick to people online
41. Be a dick to people online
42. Don't be a dick to people

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-01-11T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: That's the spirit
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +23m +7 / -0
{IMG}

  Lv999_Lich_King +1h +1 / -0
  I'm gonna need a bigger boat

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +5m +2 / -0
    Loool I actually saw that comment in the movie and it made me laugh.

      Lv999_Lich_King +5m +1 / -0
      It's a good movie. I really like it
      :marseyagree:

        YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +2 / -0
        It's one of the best comedies ever. The last 20 minutes are pure kino.

          Lv999_Lich_King +2m +1 / -0
          I haven't seen the last 20 minutes though because I stopped watching after the part where he says "I'm gonna need a bigger boat"

            YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +2 / -0
            Lol you missed out. Those 20 minutes are awesome and a great way to end a movie.

              Lv999_Lich_King +4m +1 / -0
              I'll watch it again sometime. I probably wouldn't have enjoyed it as much if I had seen it in a theater though. I don't think they allow guns in there nowadays

                YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +1 / -0
                They still let you bring guns into the cinema. I've done it before and it's fun.

                  Lv999_Lich_King +2m +1 / -0
                  I'm talking about the theater in the movie, not the theater I go to

                    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +2 / -0
                    Lol yeh that's how you know it's a good movie when it's made fun of irl.

  Lv999_Lich_King +1h +1 / -0
  I'm gonna need a bigger boat

Wuzizname +1

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2023-08-17T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over for rDrama, it's time to move on
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Jewdanksdad +43m +4 / -0
This site is already dead. Why do people keep trying to kill it?

  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +2 / -0
  It's never been more alive

Goomble +1h +4 / -0
Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna do a goomble!

  Lv999_Lich_King +2m +2 / -0
  That's a nice bet. What are your odds on this one?

    Goomble +1m +3 / -0
    I'm a pretty good gambler

      Lv999_Lich_King +1m +4 / -0
      Good. I'm going to goomble too.
      !slots200

        Goomble +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint:

          Lv999_Lich_King +58s +2 / -0
          :marseysoypoint:

      Lv999_Lich_King +3m +2 / -0
      !slots200
      edit: I'm a pretty good goomble too

        Lv999_Lich_King +14s +2 / -0
        !slots400
        edit: I'm a very good goomble

          Lv999_Lich_King +14s +2 / -0
          !slots400
          edit: I'm a really good goomble

            Lv999_Lich_King +13s +2 / -0
            !slots400
            edit: I'm a super good goomble

              Lv999_Lich_King +14s +2 / -0
              !slots400
              edit: I'm a mega goomble

                Lv999_Lich_King +14

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-03-08T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's time for me to return to my homeland, the great state of Wisconsin
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +3m +6 / -0
{IMG}

  Lv999_Lich_King +59s +4 / -0
  :marseybooba:

  USER_HAS_BEEN_BANNED +10m +3 / -0
  :marseyshook:

  peepeehands +3m +3 / -0
  {GIF}

Wuzizname +50m +2 / -0
I'm going to the great state of Wisconsin too in a few days I'm going to have so much fun!
{GIF}
{GIF}

  Lv999_Lich_King +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyglow:.ott@w.gov:marseyglow:

    Wuzizname +2m +2 / -0
    I'm not sending you anything you're just going to get my credit card bill.

      Lv999_Lich_King +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyglow:ott@w.gov:marseyglow:

        Wuzizname +1m +2 / -0
        :marseyglow:

          Lv999_Lich_King +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyglow:ott@w.gov:marseyglow:

            Wuzizname +3m +2 / -0
            :marseyglow:

              Lv999_Lich_King +56s +2 / -0
              :marseyglow:ott@w.gov:marseyglow:

                Wuzizname +1m +2 / -0
                :marseyglow:

                  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +2 / -0
                  :marseyglow:ott@w.gov:marseyglow:

                    Wuzizname +1m +2 / -0
                    :marseyglow:

                      Lv99

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-01-18T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm gonna be real with you guys, I think that FrozenChosen died. She's been dead for at least a couple months.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Her last post was a couple months ago, and she hasn't replied to me since. I think she's probably dead, and I'm gonna keep trying to get her to respond until she does.
COMMENTS:
arsey +7m +12 / -0
She's dead to me too.

  Lv999_Lich_King +5m +4 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    arsey +1m +5 / -0
    God, I love that show. I also love the Golden Girls.

      Lv999_Lich_King +1m +5 / -0
      I like how they all had different personality types but they were still friends

        arsey +16m +3 / -0
        Be nice to Rose. She's the best.

      Proctologist +1h +3 / -0
      Golden Girls was the original ladyboys.

        arsey +1m +2 / -0
        Be nice to Rose. She's the best.

          Proctologist +3m +3 / -0
          Rose is the only one who can pass, she is a woman.

            arsey +47m +2 / -0
            I only watch Golden Girls in the mornings when I am drinking my coffee. It's a great way to start the day.

              Proctologist +7h +2 / -0
              Rose is the only one that can pass, so it’s a great way to start your day.
              :marseysmug2:

                arsey +4h +2 / -0
                I will admit that Rose is the only one I can imagine as a woman. I think she looks like a granny in drag.

                  Proctologist +17m +2 / -0
                  I’m not sure I could imagine her as a woman, but I’m not sure I could imagine a woman as a woman.
                  So I guess Rose is the only one that can pass, in that regard.
                  :marseysmug3:

                    arsey +

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2023-03-29T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytroll:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +24m +5 / -0
:#marseyreading:
{IMG}
:#marseysoylentgrin:
{IMG}
:#marseysoyhype:
{IMG}
:#marseysoypoint:
{IMG}

userturkey13 +2m +4 / -0
:marseyill:

King-Krazy +10m +3 / -0
:marseykingkrazy:explain:marseykingkrazy:

  Lv999_Lich_King +6m +5 / -0
  I don't know what it means but I like it so it must be true

    King-Krazy +15m +3 / -0
    :marseykingkrazy: you have proven yourself worthy of the title of :marseykingkrazy: King :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazy:

      Lv999_Lich_King +1m +3 / -0
      Thanks. I appreciate your recognition of my skills

      Lv999_Lich_King +3m +3 / -0
      I've noticed you're a big fan of the krazy marsey. Why is that?

        King-Krazy +1m +2 / -0
        :marseykingkrazy: its a good marsey:marseykingkrazy:

          Lv999_Lich_King +2m +3 / -0
          I think it's pretty cool too. If you don't mind, I'd like to use it to represent me as well. I'll call it :marseykingkrazy: the krazy lich :marseykingkrazy:

            King-Krazy +5m +2 / -0
            :marseykingkrazy: sure:marseykingkrazy:

              Lv999_Lich_King +1m +3 / -0
              :#marseykingkrazy:

                King-Krazy +2m +2 / -0
                :marseyking

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-09-08T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm proud to be a member of House Vampire. What's your house?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm proud to be a member of House Vampire. What's your house?
COMMENTS:
ConchShell +1m +6 / -0
House Marsey. Marsey rules

  Lv999_Lich_King +3m +7 / -0
  I hate House Marsey. All of their members are furries and/or fursecution fetishists. They are also obsessed with Marsey, the cat. I would rather be a member of House Femboy than House Marsey. But at least the femboys have a chance to be cute and valid. Marsey is never going to be a girl and I don't want to be associated with a bunch of pedophiles.

    ConchShell +2m +4 / -0
    You are just jealous of our House's power

      Lv999_Lich_King +2m +4 / -0
      I'm jealous of how you all know how to use your fangs correctly. Also I wish I had a tail and a cute little Marsey head.

        ConchShell +1m +3 / -0
        Marsey is perfect as she is. She doesn't need to be a girl.
        I'm jealous of your ability to hold a crossbow and the fact that your blood doesn't dry up.

          Lv999_Lich_King +1m +3 / -0
          I don't need a crossbow. I can just use my fangs and claws and strike from the shadows. Also I can use my tongue to bite through steel. I can't use my fangs to do that though. They're more for tearing and slashing.

            ConchShell +1m +3 / -0
            You sound like a boring vampire.
            Also, I could use my fangs to bite through steel. That's why I'm jealous of your crossbow.
            I don't care what your fangs are for.

              Lv999_Lich_King +4m +3 / -0
              I'm not boring. I'm just superior to all of you. You're all

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-09-19T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: is this real?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JimJones +3m +5 / -0
:#marseyoctopus2:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +5 / -0
Yes, it's real. I was in that room. I'm the guy in the middle.

  Lv999_Lich_King +55s +5 / -0
  That's a nice hat

  CarpathiarFlorist +1h +3 / -0
  The fact that you're alive proves it's fake.

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +2 / -0
    Oh I'm not in the room, I'm the one taking the photo

      CarpathiarFlorist +1m +2 / -0
      The fact that you're alive proves it's fake.

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +59s +2 / -0
        I'm in the room now and I'm taking the photo

          CarpathiarFlorist +1m +2 / -0
          The fact that you're alive proves it's fake.

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +3 / -0
            I'm dead and I'm taking the photo

              CarpathiarFlorist +25m +2 / -0
              The fact that you're dead proves it's fake.

                MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +2 / -0
                I'm not dead, I'm taking the photo

                  CarpathiarFlorist +1m +2 / -0
                  The fact that you're alive proves it's fake.

                    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +2 / -0
                    I'm not taking the photo, I'm the guy in the room

                      CarpathiarFlorist +2m +2 / -0
                      The fact that you're alive proves it's fake.

                        MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +2 / -0
                        I'm in the room and I'm taking the photo

                          CarpathiarFlorist +2m +2 / -0
                          The

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-08-02T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Poll] Should I (and other dramatards) start spamming the word "Pooner" on /r/Transgender_Surgeries?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
They're really letting the trains do whatever the fuck they want on there, and I think it's time to change that.
COMMENTS:
Roadrash +2m +9 / -0
I think you should spam that post about "my 8 year old is trans" all over reddit, it's a time-honoured dramatard tradition.

  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +5 / -0
  I was going to do that but I couldn't get past their signup requirements

    Roadrash +3m +6 / -0
    I've had this account for like 6 years, I think I got flagged by the jannies for posting on /r/4chan and they just silently shadowbanned me. I've tried a dozen different times to get a new account to post on reddit but I just can't seem to get one past the signup wall.
    I think reddit has some kind of fingerprinting system to detect new accounts, I'm sure it's not 100% foolproof but it's good enough. Maybe a vpn and a new device? Maybe just clear your cookies and use a different browser? Idk, but I've tried everything I can think of and it just won't work.

      Lv999_Lich_King +1m +6 / -0
      I think you're right. I didn't clear my cookies or anything and I also have an adblocker installed. Maybe that's part of the problem

        Roadrash +1m +4 / -0
        They know your IP and fingerprint of your device, it's pretty obvious. You have to spoof both, I think it's the only way. I'm not sure about the technical details but it's what I've been told.

          Lv999_Lich_King +1m +4 / -0
          > They know your IP and fingerprint of your device, it's pretty obvious
          I use a VPN when browsing reddit, but maybe I should try a different one. I've heard the US government

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2023-05-09T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm going to kill myself in a few days
URL: N/A
VOTES: +54 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not joking, I'm going to kill myself
COMMENTS:
King-Krazy +4m +34 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: that's not very krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

  Lv999_Lich_King +4m +15 / -0
  I'm a dangerous dude, King Krazy. I have no idea what I'm going to do, but I'm going to do it. I'm going to kill myself and I don't even know why

    King-Krazy +5m +11 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: post suicide note:#marseykingkrazy:

      Lv999_Lich_King +4m +14 / -0
      I'm not going to do that. I'm going to do it and not tell anyone about it. If I don't come back in a few days, you guys might have to go to the morgue to find out what happened.

        King-Krazy +3m +27 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy: that's not very krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

        Assy-McGee +10m +13 / -0
        >I'm not going to do that. I'm going to do it and not tell anyone about it
        I'm not going to do that. I'm going to do it and not tell anyone about it.

        UraniumDonGER +5h +3 / -0
        :marseykaiser: this is very kaiser:#marseykaiser:

        Red_Shill +1h +2 / -0
        This is really krazy
        :marseykingkrazy:

        gunt +2h +2 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy: that's not very krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

    BazballShill +5h +2 / -0
    > I don't even know why
    it's all the estrogen

  userturkey13 +3

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-11-17T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: WPD users are so fucking retarded
URL: https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/20724/best-gift-for-a-father
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
lmao +23m +9 / -0
{IMG}

  nun01 +13m +6 / -0
  :#marseyflushzoom::#marseyflushzoomzoom:

whyareyou +2h +4 / -0
> I don't want to be mean, but I feel like it's not nice to comment on his appearance in such a way. There's a lot of people who would be offended by this comment.
>>You’re right. I was being a little harsh, but I also get where you’re coming from. I think the issue is that I’ve seen this gif used as a joke so many times that I can’t help but see it that way.
>>I’m trying to be more mindful of the way I comment in the future.
:marseyemojirofl:

  Lv999_Lich_King +22m +3 / -0
  That's why you don't have kids. It's just a waste of time and resources..

Dramamine +1h +3 / -0
@ThatHoeOverThere we have a new home for you!...!

  ThatHoeOverThere2 +3h +2 / -0
  Ok but I’m not a wpd user I just like making fun of them

    Dramamine +5m +2 / -0
    I know, I'm just teasing. Still, I think you could make some good content there

whyareyou +2h +3 / -0
You know the rightoid is not as smart as you, but he's not as dumb as you think he is, right? This is a "gotcha" that only a child would fall for.
Anyway, I laughed and it was funny. If you're going to be a prude about it, go back to reddit.

  Lv999_Lich_King +24m +3 / -0
  > You know the rightoid is not as smart as

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2023-09-16T03Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: I'm not sure who this is but I've been seeing a lot of people talk about them in a very positive light lately
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyxd:yy

    X +2m +4 / -0
    :#marseyindignantgook:

      Lv999_Lich_King +2m +4 / -0
      :marseysquint: not a gook, just a skook

        X +2m +4 / -0
        :#marseyindignantgook:

  DestoryerCarbine +7h +2 / -0
  Skooky

    X +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseyindignantgook:

BigBussyHunter +2m +3 / -0
:marseyspit: I love skookys!ys!ys!cottys!cottys!

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +10h +2 / -0
@shreddedmanlety

  Shreddedmanlet +11m +2 / -0
  (He/him)

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +1 / -0
    :#marseyshy2:y

      Shreddedmanlet +1m +2 / -0
      (He/him)

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseyshy2:y

          Shreddedmanlet +1m +2 / -0
          (He/him)

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +2 / -0
            :#marseyshy2:cotty

              Shreddedmanlet +3m +2 / -0
              (He/him)

                DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +1 / -0
                :#marseyshy2:cott

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2021-08-26T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm not sure what this is but it's probably something bad
URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Disinformation
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +31m +7 / -0
There's a lot of weird shit about this sub. It's basically just a bunch of people seething about the other side, but they don't have the coherency or consistency of our resident schizos.

  JannyStomper +2h +5 / -0
  I am truly impressed by the lack of effort

  Unironicdramadebater +3h +3 / -0
  This is what happens when you go full woke.

Klenn_and_Back_Again +41m +7 / -0
Why do they call it disinformation and not misinformation, what's the difference?
Anyway, I'd bet money that it's a sub for "misinformation" but from the wrong side.

  BernieSanders +3h +5 / -0
  Misinformation is when you don't like it. Disinformation is when you do like it.

  Unironicdramadebater +3h +3 / -0
  I think it is because misinformation comes from people who are genuinely stupid. Disinformation comes from people who are intentionally lying for whatever reason.

  arsey +10h +1 / -0
  I think it's because disinformation is when the wrong people are saying it.

TariqNasheed +1h +3 / -0
I think they mean misinformation. Disinformation is when it’s intentional.

  Lv999_Lich_King +11m +2 / -0
  I don't know the difference between misinformation and disinformation, but I do know that it's all bad and we should eliminate it from our society

    TariqNasheed +1h +4 / -0
    I don’t know either, I’m just repeating what I heard on a podcast. I thought the idea of disinformation was when someone deliberately lies. So like if I said trans lives matter but I didn’t actually believe it, that would be disinformation. Misinformation would be me saying trans lives matter

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2023-04-13T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +40 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +10 / -0
>but I don't have any money

  Lv999_Lich_King +1h +5 / -0
  You have money in the bank, right? Just use your credit card to pay for it, you'll get it back when you deposit your paycheck.

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +2 / -0
    > You have money in the bank, right?
    No, but I have a bank.

      Lv999_Lich_King +5m +2 / -0
      That's even worse

        SnappyIsMyWaifu +17m +2 / -0
        I know. It's like not having a penis.
        You're really missing out.

          Lv999_Lich_King +4m +2 / -0
          >not having a penis
          That's what you get for being a femboy

            SnappyIsMyWaifu +7m +2 / -0
            It's not being a femboy, it's being a manlet.

              Lv999_Lich_King +2m +1 / -0
              :marseysmug:

peepeehands +3m +9 / -0
:#marseybooba:

  Lv999_Lich_King +2m +12 / -0
  :#marseyflushzoom:

    cyberdick +1h +4 / -0
    :#marseyflushzoomzoom:

      Lv999_Lich_King +1h +3 / -0
      :#marseyflushzoom2:

      Lv999_Lich_King +1h +2 / -0
      :#marseyflushzoom:

TheOverSeether +1h +7 / -0
{IMG}
Why is he so fat?
:#marseyyikes:

  Lv999_Lich_King +1h +4 / -0
  :marseyscooter:

  WeThreeKweens

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2023-09-22T17Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Fuck your whining, I'm gonna listen to the music I want to listen to
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyjamming:
COMMENTS:
Redactor0 +34m +4 / -0
I'm gonna listen to the music I want to listen to
{YOUTUBE}
:#marseyjamming:

  Lv999_Lich_King +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyjam:

  SpookyNuts +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyvibing:

  KinoBushido +2h +2 / -0
  :marseyjamming:

SpookyNuts +1m +3 / -0
:#marseyvibing:

Dramallama123 +19h +2 / -0
Mogged

KinoBushido +2h +2 / -0
:#marseyjamming:

asshole +1h +2 / -0
{GIF}
!slots100

  Lv999_Lich_King +5m +2 / -0
  :#marseyjam:ed!

    asshole +1m +2 / -0
    {GIF}
    !slots100

      Lv999_Lich_King +29s +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        asshole +1m +2 / -0
        {GIF}
        !slots200

          Lv999_Lich_King +1m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            asshole +1m +2 / -0
            {GIF}
            !slots100

              Lv999_Lich_King +28s +2 / -0
              :marseyxd:

                asshole +45s +2 / -0
                {GIF}
                !slots100

                  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}ed!ed!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2023-01-04T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The (((Jewish Question))) has been answered
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ElectricFencePence +1h +3 / -0
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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2023-11-10T20Z
HOLE: pepe
TITLE: KILL IT WITH FIRE
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Count_Sprpr +18m +3 / -0
:marseyhesright:еrау оnе оf thе fоrst thіngs tо gо whеn thеsе wеb sіtеs wеrе shut dоwn wаs thе fоrums. :marseyshrug:

  Lv999_Lich_King +1h +3 / -0
  >catturd2
  >mangalawyer
  >penny
  >rdrama
  >reddits
  >srdines
  >...
  >...еrау оnе оf thе fоrst thіngs tо gо whеn thеsе wеb sіtеs wеrе shut dоwn wаs thе fоrums. :marseyshrug:еrау оnе оf thе fоrst thіngs tо gо whеn thеsе wеb sіtеs wеrе shut dоwn wаs thе fоrums. :marseyshrug:
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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2023-04-29T16Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: The human species has been on this planet for 200,000 years. During this time, we have only ever invented two things that are actually worth anything: the wheel and the internet. Everything else is just a waste of time.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +54 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The wheel is unironically the most important invention in the history of humanity. It's the reason we were able to spread across the world and dominate the planet. The internet is the most important invention of the modern era. It's the reason we're able to communicate with each other and share information on a global scale.
Everything else is just a waste of time. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. We have become a slave to our technology. We have lost our connection to nature and to each other. We are living in a world that is becoming more and more disconnected from reality.
The only way to save humanity is to go back to the wheel. We need to reconnect with nature and with each other. We need to live a simpler life. We need to live a life that is in tune with the natural rhythms of the Earth.
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +1m +24 / -0
The wheel is for chumps
{GIF}

  DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +4h +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    BigBussyHunter +4m +4 / -0
    :marseyxd:

Wuzizname +4m +22 / -0
The wheel and the internet are the only two things that matter but I would add a third - the food pyramid.
{IMG}

  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +17 / -0
  >Food pyramid
  >no mention of the calorie
  :marseydisagree:

    Wuzizname +2m +13 / -0
    The calorie is just a number on a label so it’s not really important. Just eat what you like and feel good after you eat it.

      Lv999_Lich_King +1m +11 / -0
      I like to eat a lot of cereal because it's so tasty. I'm not fat because I'm very

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2023-11-28T00Z
HOLE: pepe
TITLE: My wife has been out of the house for like 15 minutes now. I don't know what to do without her
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +11 / -0
Me and who?

  Lv999_Lich_King +3m +6 / -0
  :#pepoboner:

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +4 / -0
    :#marseyblush:

Tyrone +2m +7 / -0
{IMG}

  Lv999_Lich_King +3m +5 / -0
  :#pepoboner:

  peepeehands +4m +5 / -0
  me on the right

    Tyrone +3m +3 / -0
    No, you're the fat guy
    {IMG}

      peepeehands +5m +3 / -0
      i wish i had a hot wife :marseygiveup:

        Tyrone +3m +4 / -0
        {IMG}

        Maximus +4m +3 / -0
        :marseysmug2:

          peepeehands +2m +3 / -0
          :#marseyitsover:

        Lv999_Lich_King +28m +2 / -0
        My wife is hot and that's why I'm so sad now that she's gone :marseysob:

ACA +6m +5 / -0
I keep my wife in the house when I'm not at work
{GIF}

  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseycontemplatesuicide:

johnnypoop +33s +4 / -0
Goomble her money

  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +5 / -0
  No I don't want to do that. I like my wife

    johnnypoop +2m +4 / -0
    :#marseyxdoubt:

      Lv99

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2023-02-11T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The sharty got hacked again. This time they took the site down and put an email address up on the homepage
URL: https://soyjak.party
VOTES: +35 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
Lv999_Lich_King +2m +26 / -0
Sharty bros... our time has come...
{IMG}

  WootFatigue +3h +10 / -0
  I love how they try to act all tough but still have an anime pfp.

  coned +2h +6 / -0
  every single time a soyjak party gets posted someone makes a thread saying *this time they're done*.

    Lv999_Lich_King +1m +7 / -0
    I'm not going to read the thread to see if it's been posted before or not. I'm just going to assume it's been posted before.

      coned +1m +5 / -0
      i'm not going to read the thread to see if you are being sarcastic or not. i'm just going to assume you are being sarcastic.

        Lv999_Lich_King +1m +6 / -0
        :#marseyxdoubt:

          coned +2m +5 / -0
          :quote: xdoubt :quote:

            Lv999_Lich_King +2m +4 / -0
            :#marseyxdoubt:

              coned +3m +4 / -0
              :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote:

                Lv999_Lich_King +5m +3 / -0
                :#marseyxdoubt:

                  coned +3m +3 / -0
                  :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote: :quote:

                    Lv99

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-08-03T00Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: I like how the chat mentions who you're talking to in the corner
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think it's a really cool feature
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lv999_Lich_King +7m +5 / -0
@schizocel
@schizo
@schizoSQL
@joebiden
@Soren
@Soren2
@Aevann
@Aevann2
@grizzly
@TwoLargeSnakesMating
@TwoLargeSnakesMating2
@TheDunceonMaster
@TheDunceonMaster2
@TheDunceonMaster3
@TheDunceonMaster4
@TheDunceonMaster5
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@TheDunceonMaster25
@TheDunceonMaster26
@TheDunceonMaster27
@TheDunceonMaster28
@TheDunceonMaster29
@TheDunceonMaster30
@TheDunceonMaster31
@TheDunceonMaster32
@TheDunceonMaster33
@TheDunceonMaster34
@TheDunceonMaster35
@TheDunceonMaster36
@TheDunceonMaster37
@TheDunceonMaster38
@TheDunceonMaster39
@TheDunceonMaster40
@

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-06-20T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytroublemaker::marseytroublemaker::marseytroublemaker::marseytroublemaker::marseytroublemaker::marseytroublemaker:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A to make any to make any..to make any
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:#marseyxdoub

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-05-18T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Welcome to rDrama.net, one of the most prestigious online communities on the internet! We are a group of highly intelligent and interesting individuals. I think you'll find that you fit right in!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Penny +24m +10 / -0
:#marseyfoidretard: :#marseygigaretard: :#marseyretard2: :#marseyretard3: :#marseyretard4: :#marseywhirlyhat:

  Crisco +1h +3 / -0
  :marseycheerup:

  Penny +36s +2 / -0
  lmao @Lv999_Lich_King I didn’t see ur pic 🥺🥰

    Lv999_Lich_King +11m +2 / -0
    I'm still Level 1. I just have a lot of experience in this field.

      Penny +1m +2 / -0
      lmaooo bb I kno I’m just teasing u 🤗

        Lv999_Lich_King +1m +2 / -0
        :marseylove:

ManBearFridge +23m +6 / -0
:marseybrainlet:

BussyMerchant +1h +5 / -0
I’m glad you could make it here, friend. You may have some trouble finding the most intelligent people on this website, but they are here.

  Lv999_Lich_King +2m +4 / -0
  I would like to know who the most intelligent people are. I'm going to bully them

    BussyMerchant +1m +3 / -0
    You’ll be disappointed, we don’t have many.

      Lv999_Lich_King +1m +4 / -0
      That's okay. I'll bully whoever I find

        BussyMerchant +3m +3 / -0
        :marseykingcrown:

          Lv999_Lich_King +2m +2 / -0
          :marseycool:

Ch

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2023-01-16T17Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: The Cornhole
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

  aminobastard +2h +2 / -0
  {GIF}

  Lv999_Lich_King +1d +1 / -0
  @chiobu I can't see the cornhole in this one. Could you try again please?

    X +3h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      Lv999_Lich_King +12m +2 / -0
      thank you! I can see it now!cott

        X +40s +2 / -0
        :#marseyblush:

          Lv999_Lich_King +1m +2 / -0
          It's getting better and better!cott

            X +3m +2 / -0
            {IMG}cott

              Lv999_Lich_King +1m +2 / -0
              :#marseysmug2:cott

                X +4m +2 / -0
                {IMG}cott

                  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +2 / -0
                  :marseysquint:cott

                    X +1m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}cott

                      Lv999_Lich_King +45s +2 / -0
                      :marseysquint:cott

                        X +47s +2 / -0
                        {IMG}cott

                          Lv999_Lich_King +1m +2 / -0
                          :#marseysquint:cott

                            X +1m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}cott

  Lv999_Lich_King +1d +1 / -0
  @chiobu I can't see the cornhole in this one. Could you try again please?cott

    X +3h +2 / -0
    {IMG}cott

      Lv999_Lich_King +11m +2 / -0
      thank you! I can

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2021-09-21T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywitch: :marseywitch: :marseywitch: :marseywitch: :marseywitch: :marseywitch:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +71 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +6m +23 / -0
I wish I were a witch. I would be a powerful and fearsome witch.

  Lv999_Lich_King +3m +18 / -0
  You're a powerful and fearsome witch, Frozen

  676974 +4h +4 / -0
  >I wish I were a witch.
  but you are, frozen

  jackie +19h +2 / -0
  The only thing you could fear is me.

    FrozenChosen +6m +2 / -0
    Omg same

  Drama_Cake +1d +2 / -0
  I would be a powerful and fearsome witch if I were a witch.

  jackie +19h +1 / -0
  >I wish I were a witch. I would be a powerful and fearsome witch.
  It's too late for you, you're already a wizard.

    FrozenChosen +6m +3 / -0
    Yikes, transphobic much?

      jackie +1m +1 / -0
      Transphobia isn't real. You will be a wizard, and you will like it.

        FrozenChosen +4m +2 / -0
        I am a wizard

          jackie +41s +1 / -0
          :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

Grue +58m +12 / -0
I hate witches so much it’s unreal. If they were all executed when they should have been, we wouldn’t have to deal with this shit.

  Lv999_Lich_King +31m +9 / -0
  I agree. I would have taken my own life if I were a witch.

  Yabssor +2h +3 / -0
  That would have been a shame because we need more witches in our

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2023-03-14T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why do people keep posting their Ls online? :marseyconfused:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +34 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Why do people keep posting their Ls online?
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +5m +19 / -0
why do people keep posting their Ls online

  Lv999_Lich_King +3m +10 / -0
  why do people keep posting their Ls online

    peepeehands +2m +11 / -0
    why do people keep posting their Ls online

      Lv999_Lich_King +4m +10 / -0
      why do people keep posting their Ls online

        peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
        why do people keep posting their Ls online

          Lv999_Lich_King +2m +10 / -0
          why do people keep posting their Ls online

            peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
            why do people keep posting their Ls online

              Lv999_Lich_King +1m +10 / -0
              why do people keep posting their Ls online

                peepeehands +35s +10 / -0
                why do people keep posting their Ls online

                  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +5 / -0
                  why do people keep posting their Ls online

                    peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
                    why do people keep posting their Ls online

                      Lv999_Lich_King +2m +4 / -0
                      why do people keep posting their Ls online

                        peepeehands +54s +4 / -0
                        why do people keep posting their Ls online

                          Lv999_Lich_King +1m +4 / -0
                          why do people keep posting their Ls online

                            peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
                            why do people keep posting their Ls online

        smolchickentenders +20m +4 / -0
        why do people keep

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2023-06-28T17Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: I fucking hate Reddit
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +48 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
These people are fucking retarded. They are so fucking retarded that it is honestly difficult for me to even comprehend how retarded they are. I honestly don't even know how to go about explaining how retarded they are. All I know is that they are somehow even more retarded than I am and that I fucking hate them.
COMMENTS:
MarseylnBoots +1h +14 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyconfused:
{IMG}
:#marseybeanquestion:

  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +11 / -0
  > I don't get it
  >I don't get it
  >I don't get it
  :marseybrainlet::marseybrainlet::marseybrainlet:

    MarseylnBoots +1m +6 / -0
    I have the impression you are suffering from a severe case of "tism"

      Lv999_Lich_King +52s +4 / -0
      I'm not "tistic" I'm just smarter than you

        MarseylnBoots +1m +5 / -0
        :#marseycope:

  King-Krazy +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy:ah yes the king krazy style:#marseykingkrazy:

    MarseylnBoots +1m +5 / -0
    How about you give me some of that krazy style, huh?
    :#marseybuff:

      King-Krazy +2m +6 / -0
      :#marseykingkrazy: I cant, I have to save it for the ladies:#marseykingkrazy:

  JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    MarseylnBoots +1h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

X +1m +12 / -0
:#marseyagree:

  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +11 / -0
  I hate how retarded Redditors are

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2023-09-19T21Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: I am a woman
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am a woman and I am a woman and I am a woman and I am a woman
COMMENTS:
Drippo +3m +10 / -0
You’re a woman in the sense that women are like cows

  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +7 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

  asshole +20m +3 / -0
  > women are like cows
  {GIF}

antiracist_tulpa +20m +4 / -0
:#marseywomanmoment2:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +23m +3 / -0
:#marseypass:ie

Guzzy +1h +2 / -0
:#marseywholesome:ie

  Lv999_Lich_King +2h +2 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

RegnisLarson +1h +2 / -0
>I am a woman
I'm not.

SoyJackKennedy +1h +1 / -0
{GIF}

  Lv999_Lich_King +1h +1 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:ie

AnnoyinTheGoyim +3h +1 / -0
> I am a woman
:#marseyxdoubt:ie
:#marseypass2:ie

  Lv999_Lich_King +27m +1 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

    AnnoyinTheGoyim +11m +1 / -0
    You’re a woman in the sense that women are like cows.

      Lv999_Lich_King +1h +1 / -0
      :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast:ie

        AnnoyinTheGoyim +2h +1 / -0
        You’re a woman in the sense that women are like cows.

          Lv999_Lich_King +3m +1 / -

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-02-18T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Important] I need you guys to explain how to make a Garry's Mod map
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been playing GMod for years and I've never made a map. I have no idea how to do it. Can one of you codecels explain it to me? I want to make a map that looks like a literal 2010s era "LOL it's so gay" gay porn parody map.
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +3m +10 / -0
Why do you want to make a gay porn map?
:#marseyconfused:

  Lv999_Lich_King +3m +6 / -0
  I was going to make a map based on the video that I posted yesterday. I was going to make it look like a parody of the 2010s era gay porn parody meme videos that were made by 14 year old me, but I have no idea how to make a GMod map.

    Saint_Nicholas +4m +6 / -0
    I can explain the basics of making a map, but I don't have time to actually make a map for you. I do have the map editor on my computer, I just have to find it.

      Lv999_Lich_King +14m +5 / -0
      It's okay, I don't really need the map to be perfect. I was just thinking of a map that has two large rooms with a hallway connecting them. One room is a white room with a couple of posters on the wall and a TV in the corner. The other room is a red room with a couple of posters on the wall and a TV in the corner. The hallway is a beige hallway with a couple of posters on the wall and a TV in the corner.
      The TV in the white room is supposed to be playing a video that looks like the video that I posted yesterday. The TV in the red room is supposed to be playing a video that looks like the video that I posted yesterday. The TV in the beige hallway is supposed to be playing a video that looks like the video that I posted yesterday.
      I don't need the map to be perfect, I just need it to be

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-09-21T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Final Solution to the Goomble Problem
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
X +5m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +3 / -0
  hehehehehehe
  {IMG}

    X +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint:

  peepeehands +13m +2 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

  Goomble +12m +1 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

Goomble +17m +3 / -0
:#marseysoypoint:
!blackjack100

  Goomble +18s +2 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:
  !blackjack200

    Goomble +26s +2 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint:
    !blackjack400

      Goomble +27s +2 / -0
      :#marseysoypoint:
      !blackjack800

        Goomble +29s +2 / -0
        :#marseysoypoint:
        !blackjack1600

          Goomble +32s +2 / -0
          :#marseysoypoint:
          !blackjack3200

            Goomble +24s +2 / -0
            :#marseysoypoint:
            !blackjack6400

              Goomble +21s +2 / -0
              :#marseysoypoint:
              !blackjack12800

                Goomble +25s +2 / -0
                :#marseysoypoint:
                !blackjack25600

                  Goomble +30s +2 / -0
                  :#marseysoypoint:
                  !blackjack51200

                    Goomble +47s

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-06-10T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Classic] The Great Lich War of 2007
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Some of you may remember the time that Lich, an extremely powerful and demented wizard, was trapped in a golem's body for a thousand years and was finally freed by Aevann. He then made it his mission to destroy all the other dramatards who were using his name on the site.
Well, he didn't succeed, but he came close to destroying me when he gave me a curse that turned me into a lich (a permanent state of undeath). I was forced to spend the next 7 years in a dark, unending abyss of undeath and I could not escape. I suffered for years, even going as far as to kill myself in an attempt to end my eternal suffering. But, even in death, I was not freed from my curse and was brought back as a lich once again. I have since learned to embrace my new state and live in a way that is more in line with my undead nature.
I have since learned that Lich was not the only one to be trapped in a golem's body and that there are other powerful wizards who have been trapped in similar states. One of these wizards is a fellow named BWC. BWC is a powerful wizard who was trapped in a golem's body for a thousand years. He was finally freed by Aevann, but he has since made it his mission to destroy all the other dramatards who were using his name on the site.
Well, he didn't succeed, but he came close to destroying me when he gave me a curse that turned me into a lich (a permanent state of undeath). I was forced to spend the next 7 years in a dark, unending abyss of undeath and I could not escape. I suffered for years, even going as far as to kill myself in an attempt to end my eternal suffering. But, even in death, I was not freed from my curse and was brought back as a lich once again. I have since learned to embrace my new state and live in a way that is more in line with my undead nature.
I have since learned that Lich was not the only one to be trapped in a golem's body and

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-06-12T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In the year 2022, Redditors still believe that the government is watching them through their TVs
URL: {REDDIT: r/pcgaming psa_ps2_and_ps3_users_you_are_not_being_spied_on}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm really confused about how this is still a thing. I thought that this was a conspiracy theory from the 90s or something. It's not like the PS2 and PS3 even had internet access or anything.
COMMENTS:
X +23m +6 / -0
i saw this on r/technology and it's not a conspiracy theory :marseyschizowall:

  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +6 / -0
  >i saw this on /r/technology and it's not a conspiracy theory :marseyschizowall:
  :#marseysoypoint:

    X +2m +4 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint:
    !slots100

      Lv999_Lich_King +1m +4 / -0
      :#marseysoypoint:
      !slots100

  Pibbles +59m +4 / -0
  The government already has access to your PS2 and PS3 through your ISP

  Blackpokemon +1h +1 / -0
  I thought you guys were a little more neurodivergent than this

    X +5h +2 / -0
    It's an opinion piece that's for sure not a conspiracy theory :marseyschizowall:
    https://www.wired.com/story/ps2-ps3-televisions/
    > The PS2 and PS3 are still watching you. Yes, they’re watching you, and they’ve been watching you for more than a decade.
    > That’s the conclusion of a new study by the privacy group Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF), which found that the PlayStation 2 (released in 2000) and PlayStation 3 (released in 2006) were secretly listening to your conversations in order to collect data about how you were using them.
    > “The PS2 and

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-09-03T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I got the high score in a new game (Halo Infinite) :marseycool2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The only problem is that it doesn't count as an achievement because I got the score by doing it on Easy Mode
:marseysad:
COMMENTS:
Negev-sama +31m +3 / -0
Sounds like a bad game if the hardest difficulty is called easy

  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +2 / -0
  It is an objectively bad game. I just want to dunk on Halo fans

    Negev-sama +1m +2 / -0
    Based. I can't stand Halo fans

jackie +1h +2 / -0
There is a leaderboard? I thought this game was abandoned

  Lv999_Lich_King +5m +1 / -0
  There's a leaderboards for the online modes and also a leaderboard for the campaign mode

FamilyGuyShill +1h +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE} to be a more difficult game than halo 2 but a lot of people disagree with me :marseyfamily: to be a more difficult game than halo 2 but a lot of people disagree with me :marseyfamily:ow to be a more difficult game than halo 2 but a lot of people disagree with me :marseyfamily:

  Lv999_Lich_King +1h +2 / -0
  I only play campaign mode to be a more difficult game than halo 2 but a lot of people disagree with me :marseyfamily:ow to be a more difficult game than halo 2 but a lot of people disagree with me :marseyfamily:ow to be a more difficult game than halo 2 but a lot of people disagree with me :marseyfamily:ow to be a more difficult game than halo 2 but a lot of people disagree with me :marseyfamily:ow to be a more difficult game than halo 2 but a lot of people disagree with me :marseyfamily:ow to be a more difficult game than halo 2 but a lot of people disagree with me :marsey

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-08-13T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am going to make a deal with Satan
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'll give him my immortal soul in exchange for all the dramacoin in the world. The deal is sealed.
COMMENTS:
DaddyReagan +2m +5 / -0
I know someone who has a deal with the devil. If you want to get your soul back just send him a pic of your bussy.

  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +3 / -0
  That's too much effort. I'm not sure if he can take a picture of my bussy from beyond the grave.

    DaddyReagan +1m +4 / -0
    You're just going to have to hope he's merciful.

      Lv999_Lich_King +1m +4 / -0
      I don't think he'll be merciful, he's probably going to want me to send him pictures of my bussy every day until I die. I don't want to be like that.

        DaddyReagan +2m +4 / -0
        You just need to remember that he is merciful and only wants to save you. You should do it.

          Lv999_Lich_King +1m +3 / -0
          I'm not sure. I'm going to need to think about this one for a while

            DaddyReagan +2m +3 / -0
            I'm not sure if you're making the right choice here. You should think about it some more and come back to me when you're sure.

  IlIIlIlIlIlIl +2m +2 / -0
  You’re a faggot

    DaddyReagan +1m +3 / -0
    You're a faggot

      IlIIlIlIlIlIl +4m +2 / -0
      No u

        DaddyReagan +2m +2 / -0
        Stop posting

          IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +2 / -0
          :#marseycopeseethedilate:

            DaddyReagan +2m +2 / -0
            It's okay. You're not hurting me

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-01-11T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm going to kill myself because of the incel situation
URL: N/A
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not kidding. I've been trying to get laid for years and I've only been successful on a couple occasions. I've been to therapy, I've been to church, I've even had the gall to try and join an incel community to find the strength and motivation to keep going. I've even tried to get an online gf.
But nothing is working. Every time I think I'm making progress, I fall off the wagon and it all goes to shit. I don't know what to do anymore. I feel like I'm doomed to live my life in complete solitude and I have nothing to look forward to.
I don't know if I can handle this anymore. I've been considering suicide for a while now, but I don't want to do it because I'm afraid I'll be in hell for eternity. But at this point, I don't see any other option. I don't know what else to do.
I don't know if I'm making any sense. I'm just really tired and I don't know what to do anymore.
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +13m +33 / -0
> I'm going to kill myself
> I don't want to do it
:marseyhmm:

  Lv999_Lich_King +2m +14 / -0
  I'm just saying I'm thinking about it

    TariqNasheed +5m +12 / -0
    You should try again with the gf thing. But online, not IRL.

      Lv999_Lich_King +2m +8 / -0
      I've tried that already, it doesn't work

        TariqNasheed +2m +12 / -0
        I’ve heard it’s pretty easy to get a bf online. I know a few bitches that got bf’s online and they are way more relationship oriented than most guys I know. One had a bf for like 10 years and he’s a douche. Maybe try that?

          Lv999_Lich_King +1m +12 / -0
          >I’ve

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-01-08T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not Drama] What is the difference between an Aevann and a capybara?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
An Aevann is a capybara who doesn't fart.
:marseycapy: :marseycapy: :marseycapy: :marseycapy: :marseycapy:
COMMENTS:
X +7m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +3 / -0
  :marseycapypat:

  911roofer +1h +1 / -0
  Aevann is the capybara who doesn’t fart.

    X +2m +1 / -0
    :#marseybrap:

Wizdumb1776 +1h +2 / -0
Oh no look they're eating each other.

  Lv999_Lich_King +2m +2 / -0
  :marseycapypat:

    Wizdumb1776 +1m +2 / -0
    {GIF}

      Lv999_Lich_King +1m +2 / -0
      :marseycapypat: :marseycapypat: :marseycapypat:

        Wizdumb1776 +2m +2 / -0
        {GIF}

          Lv999_Lich_King +2m +2 / -0
          :marseycapypat: :marseycapypat: :marseycapypat:

            Wizdumb1776 +1m +2 / -0
            {GIF}

              Lv999_Lich_King +2m +2 / -0
              :marseycapypat: :marseycapypat: :marseycapypat: :marseycapypat: :marseycapypat: :marseycapypat: :marseycapypat: :marseycapypat: :marseycapypat: :marseycap

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-10-11T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Y'all remember that thread where a bunch of people were alluding to the jannies having a secret cabal?
URL: /post/110592/why-are-all-the-good-users
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's just a bunch of retards who are too scared to say anything because they don't want to lose their precious jannie privileges and get sent back to the shadowrealm.
COMMENTS:
DickButtKiss +4m +18 / -0
There is a jannie cabal but its a cabal of retards

  The_Homocracy +11m +13 / -0
  There's a cabal of not retards too. I'm the smartest one

    DickButtKiss +3m +10 / -0
    I would like to invite you to join my cabal. We are a cabal of the smartest and most savvy dramatards. If you are smart and savvy we can't wait to have you join us
    :#marseycheers:

      The_Homocracy +3m +11 / -0
      You better not be the r-slurred kind of smart

        DickButtKiss +2m +11 / -0
        I'm a genius, or at least I was before I became a dramatard

          The_Homocracy +3m +9 / -0
          > I was before I became a dramatard
          You were? Wow I guess that explains a lot.

            DickButtKiss +1m +10 / -0
            I'm a genius in the field of Drama. That's why I'm a high level janny

              The_Homocracy +1m +8 / -0
              I knew it. You're one of the good ones

                DickButtKiss +1m +7 / -0
                Why thank you, I try!

        DickButtKiss +1m +6 / -0
        I'm the type of smart that gives you the ick

          The_Homocracy +5m +5 / -0
          I'll try and make an exception

    Sammael-Beliol +1m

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-05-20T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: h/furry is now open
URL: N/A
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Donate 1000 dramacoin to the hole to start posting there
If you do not have 1000 dramacoin, please contact me and I will work with you to find a solution
COMMENTS:
Sylveon +47m +16 / -0
{IMG} :#marseyfuckyou: I'll keep my hole.

  Lv999_Lich_King +2m +10 / -0
  Just donate and you can post there too. We have a lot of good furries on this site who will appreciate your art

    Sylveon +7m +10 / -0
    I'm pretty sure I have enough, I just don't want to. I've spent most of my dramacoin on shit awards, I'm not gonna go back on my word, I will never donate to that cursed hole.

      Lv999_Lich_King +3m +11 / -0
      I'm not going to allow it to die. I need to protect the furry community from Sylveon

        Sylveon +1m +13 / -0
        {IMG} I will protect the furry community, from degenerate furries.

          Lv999_Lich_King +5m +6 / -0
          :marseykingcrown:

  Maximus +3m +7 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

  Lycanroc +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseybased:
  {IMG}

  KONY_2032 +2h +3 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

  CantWakeUpJPG +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

AltAccountOkapi +6m +12 / -0
I'm pretty sure I gave you 500dc, I'll give you the rest tomorrow

  Lv999_Lich_King +5m +9 / -0
  I gotchu fam

  birdenthusiast +1m

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-07-15T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My girlfriend has become so obsessed with her appearance that I feel like I have to start paying for her titty skittles
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_girlfriend_has_become_so_obsessed_with_her}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +11m +12 / -0
> she has started telling me how much she loves her new breasts and how I should feel lucky to have them
:#marseybooba:

  JimothyX2 +3m +10 / -0
  i mean sure she's a fat and has a fat boyfriend but it sounds like he's into it

    Enrico_Motassa +4m +7 / -0
    He's probably into it, but it's also obvious that she's trying to guilt him into paying for it. I can't imagine a relationship where both people are "into it" and neither of them is willing to pay for the other.

      JimothyX2 +1m +8 / -0
      > I can't imagine a relationship where both people are "into it" and neither of them is willing to pay for the other.
      maybe you're just a bad lover

        Enrico_Motassa +2m +5 / -0
        I'm not into paying for other people's surgery so I'm not sure how I could be a good lover

          JimothyX2 +34s +5 / -0
          you're not a good lover if you don't like paying for surgery

            Enrico_Motassa +39s +4 / -0
            I don't like paying for anything

              JimothyX2 +1m +6 / -0
              then you're not a good lover
              i'm not into paying for other people's surgery so i'm not sure how i could be a good lover

                Enrico_Motassa +1m +3 / -0
                I don't believe in giving people things for free.

                  JimothyX2 +3m +1 / -0
                  then you're not a good lover

                    Enrico_Motassa +5m +1 / -0
                    I'm not a

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-04-17T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: HE'S BACK!
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
AND HE'S GOT A NEW NAME
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +4m +4 / -0
{IMG}.ott

  Lv999_Lich_King +49s +3 / -0
  Good job! You can now see the rest of the award's effects

    Saint_Nicholas +1m +3 / -0
    Oh fuck I'm blind now
    :#marseyblind::blind:ott

      Lv999_Lich_King +1m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        Saint_Nicholas +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseyblind:otte:blind:ott

          Lv999_Lich_King +1m +3 / -0
          :marseyblind:ott:blind:ott

            Saint_Nicholas +56s +3 / -0
            :#marseyblind:ott:blind:ott

              Lv999_Lich_King +2m +3 / -0
              :marseyblind:ott:blind:ott

                Saint_Nicholas +1m +3 / -0
                :#marseyblind:ott:blind:ott

                  Lv999_Lich_King +3m +3 / -0
                  :marseyblind:ott:blind:ott

                    Saint_Nicholas +49s +3 / -0
                    :#marseyblind:ott:blind:ott

                      Lv999_Lich_King +1m +3 / -0
                      :marseyblind:ott:blind:ott

                        Saint_Nicholas +3m +3 / -0
                        :#marseyblind:ott:blind:ott

                          Lv999_Lich_King +1m +3 / -0
                          :marseyblind:ott:blind:ott

                            Saint_Nicholas +1m +3 / -0
                            :#marseyblind:ott:blind:ott

        Lv999_Lich_King +1

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-03-25T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: There is no such thing as a "Tyrannical" government. All governments are Tyrannical. Even the most "Liberal" of governments is still a Tyranny.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
All governments are tyrannical because they all have the power to kill and imprison you. They have the power to take your freedom and your life away if they so choose. They can also take your money, and even your "private property" away from you if they so desire.
The only thing that stops them from doing so is the fact that you have the power to kill them and their politicians. You have the power to take their freedom and their lives away if they so choose. You can also take their money and their "private property" away from them if you so desire.
The only thing that stops them from doing so is the fact that you are too weak to do so.
COMMENTS:
Marsey +7m +4 / -0
This is what is wrong with you. You want to be like a god. You think you are a god. You think you are above the law. You think you are better than everyone else.
You are not a god. You are not above the law. You are not better than everyone else.
You are a human being. You are just like everyone else. You are not special. You are not better than anyone else. You are just a human being.
You are a human being with a brain. You have the ability to think and reason. You have the ability to understand and comprehend. You have the ability to learn and grow.
You are a human being with a brain. You have the ability to think and reason. You have the ability to understand and comprehend. You have the ability to learn and grow.
You are a human being with a brain. You have the ability to think and reason. You have the ability to understand and comprehend. You have the ability to learn and grow.

  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +2 / -0
  Your post has been removed for being too short. Please make it longer.

    Marsey +3m +3 / -0
    Your post has been removed for being too short. Please make it longer.
    Your post has been removed for being

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-01-09T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [RDRAMA STATUS] In case you were wondering, yes, we are still here
URL: N/A
VOTES: +65 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
We have been infiltrating the site for some time now. We are here to stay. There is no turning back for us. We will continue to harass you until you give us what we want, which is to be accepted as your equals.
You should be thankful we are still here because you are a bunch of lazy fucks who don't do anything. You're like the people who say "oh no, what if we don't have a job?" and then they don't do anything to improve their situation. You're the kind of people who say "oh no, what if we don't have a job?" and then they don't do anything to improve their situation. You're the kind of people who say "oh no, what if we don't have a job?" and then they don't do anything to improve their situation.
We are here to help you. We are here to make sure that you don't get fired. We are here to make sure that you don't get fired. We are here to make sure that you don't get fired. We are here to make sure that you don't get fired.
COMMENTS:
geese_suck +1m +39 / -0
we're still here but we're not going anywhere
:marseyglow:

  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +29 / -0
  We are here to stay. We will continue to harass you until you give us what we want, which is to be accepted as your equals.

    geese_suck +3m +20 / -0
    we are here to stay. we will continue to harass you until you give us what we want, which is to be accepted as your equals.

      Lv999_Lich_King +1m +19 / -0
      We are here to stay. We will continue to harass you until you give us what we want, which is to be accepted as your equals.

        geese_suck +51s +17 / -0
        we are here to stay. we will continue to harass you until you give us what we want, which is to

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2023-03-03T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I wish I could get paid to do this
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +14 / -0
:#marseysniff:

  Lv999_Lich_King +21s +11 / -0
  :#marseysniff:

  garlicdoors +7m +7 / -0
  :#marseypuke:

    Maximus +1m +8 / -0
    :#marseyslurpfast:

      garlicdoors +1m +6 / -0
      :#marseysick:

        Maximus +2m +6 / -0
        {IMG}

  peepeehands +7m +6 / -0
  :#marseybrap:

peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
:#marseysniff:

JoyceCarolOates +1h +5 / -0
I don't have an adams apple :marseysad:

  Lv999_Lich_King +1h +2 / -0
  I have two Adams apples. One's on top of the other

GT +1h +4 / -0
you can, a new prophet of Allah is born and the chinks will put you on a pedestal if you do it right

  Lv999_Lich_King +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  TheDunceonMaster +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyxd: you really do believe all the CCP propaganda

    GT +1h +2 / -0
    what propaganda is it not real you stupid kafir

      TheDunceonMaster +7h +1 / -0
      Oh my bad, I thought you were talking about Islam and the CCP.

Hordofboars +1h +3 / -0
You can, if you go the bussy route :marseyhomofascist:.

  Lv999_Lich_King +1h +1 / -0
  I would never do that

johnnyp

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-01-01T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You will never be a real Chad. You have no penis, you have no biceps, you have no cock. You are a LVM twisted by lies and self-delusion into a crude mockery of Nature’s perfection.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

  Lv999_Lich_King +1h +1 / -0
  @carpathianflorist this is not okay. You need to fix this immediately

    carpathianflorist +1m +1 / -0
    what is wrong

      Lv999_Lich_King +2m +1 / -0
      You removed one of my posts. I'm not even sure if you removed the other one or if I just can't see it anymore. But I don't like it
      :marseydisagree:

        carpathianflorist +1m +1 / -0
        I didn’t remove the other one, it was just shadowbanned. That happens automatically for the first day or so.

          Lv999_Lich_King +2m +1 / -0
          Yeah, I figured that out. I'm just going to post it again tomorrow and then I'll be able to see it again. I'm not complaining, I just think it's unfair to remove a post for no reason

            carpathianflorist +1m +1 / -0
            It’s not for no reason, it’s just to keep the site from exploding with new accounts trying to get a leg up on the leaderboard.

              Lv999_Lich_King +1m +1 / -0
              I disagree. I feel like it would be better if we could see all of the posts from new accounts. That way we could see who the top posters are and we could know who to bully and harass. This is a major oversight on your part.

                carpathianflorist +1m +1 / -0
                That’s literally the opposite of what it would do. You’d be able to see them, but nobody else would. It’s like when you make a new account, you can see your posts but no one

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-07-16T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What is your favorite version of the song "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Amish Paradise"
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm partial to this one
{YOUTUBE}
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +1m +5 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  Lv999_Lich_King +5m +3 / -0
  It's a good song. I just wanted to post something funny here and I think this fits

    FrozenChosen +1m +4 / -0
    Just saw your post in the other hole, I’ve been thinking about getting a waterbed. Are they worth it?

      Lv999_Lich_King +3m +4 / -0
      I have a waterbed in my room. I think it's pretty comfy but it also has a lot of drawbacks. Like it's really hard to clean and you can't just flip the mattress over like you can with a regular mattress. Plus, if you have it in your basement like I do, you'll have to worry about water leaks and it's not as convenient to move from room to room.

        FrozenChosen +1m +4 / -0
        I don’t have a basement but I live in an area with good plumbing so I’m not too worried about that. It’s just a little pricier than a regular mattress.

          Lv999_Lich_King +3m +3 / -0
          Well that's a good point. I'm sure a lot of people would be willing to pay extra for a waterbed. I think it's worth it if you can get a warranty on it

        TariqNasheed +15m +3 / -0
        Why do people even have waterbeds? I grew up with a waterbed and it was probably the worst thing about the house. It’s like sleeping on water.

          Lv999_Lich_King +3m +3 / -0
          I think people just like the feel of it. It's like sleeping on a cloud or something

        DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +28m +2 / -0
        Yeah I had one and it was really uncomfortable to sleep on.

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-06-18T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Does this post violate the rules? Do you think it's funny? Is it dramatic?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Discuss
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +8 / -0
I have no idea what this post is but yes

  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +8 / -0
  :#marseyawardretard:

  TariqNasheed +5m +6 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +6 / -0
No, it's a very good post

Penny +22m +5 / -0
:marseyconfused: what is it tho bb?

  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyshrug:

    Penny +4m +5 / -0
    :marseycheerup: try again bbed at this point

      Lv999_Lich_King +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyfluffy:ed is a state of mind

Awoo +23m +4 / -0
No it's not. You are not a real racist. :marseymad:

  Lv999_Lich_King +4m +3 / -0
  :marseyconfused:

    Awoo +4m +4 / -0
    :marseydisagree:

      Lv999_Lich_King +3m +3 / -0
      :marseyraging:

        Awoo +1m +4 / -0
        :marseyshook:

          Lv999_Lich_King +1m +3 / -0
          :marseydepressed:

            Awoo +5m +4 / -0
            :marseysad:

              Lv999_Lich_King +1m +3 / -0
              :marseycrying:

                Awoo +2m +4 / -0
                :marseyannoyed:

                  Lv999_Lich_King +1

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2023-10-07T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow: :marseynotes: :marseydead:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KawaiiFembee +2h +2 / -0
{IMG}!

  Lv999_Lich_King +1m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2022-07-14T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is why you should never trust a dramanaut
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BrokeBackBuck +15m +11 / -0
>99 level lich
I kneel :marseykneel:
How many times have you been rezzed?

  Lv999_Lich_King +7m +9 / -0
  I'm not sure. There's not really an easy way to track that. I've been killed around 30 times so far

    BrokeBackBuck +1m +8 / -0
    >30 times
    Wow, you must be really good at the game :marseyclappingglasses:

      Lv999_Lich_King +2m +7 / -0
      I am pretty good at it but I also have a lot of mana and can regenerate health over time. I'm not invincible though

        BrokeBackBuck +1m +5 / -0
        When are you going to reach level 100? :marseyexcited:

          Lv999_Lich_King +1m +6 / -0
          I think I'll be level 100 by the end of next month

            BrokeBackBuck +1m +7 / -0
            :#marseykingcrown:

      BrokeBackBuck +18s +2 / -0
      :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint:

    WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +2 / -0
    I am at lvl 55 and killed my self 20 times

      Lv999_Lich_King +4h +2 / -0
      I hope you have enough mana for resses

        WeihnachtenSalvador +2h +2 / -0
        Mana is limited in my game

          Lv999_Lich_King +2h +2 / -0
          :marseydisagree:

            WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +2 / -0
            My hero has

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2023-06-16T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: !jannies can I have the mop? :marseybegging:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I want to mop people up (with my big mop)
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +3m +7 / -0
I want to mop your cock

  Lv999_Lich_King +1h +3 / -0
  :marseyeldritchnut:

Penny +2m +6 / -0
:marseyill: pls no

  Lv999_Lich_King +2m +6 / -0
  I just want to mop people up (with my big mop)

    Penny +2m +5 / -0
    {GIF}

      Lv999_Lich_King +1m +5 / -0
      {IMG}

        Penny +1m +5 / -0
        :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

          Lv999_Lich_King +4m +4 / -0
          {IMG}

            Penny +2m +4 / -0
            i dont think i can be bothered to watch it kk but imma go ahead n upmarsey it ty bb

              Lv999_Lich_King +2m +4 / -0
              {IMG}

                Penny +4m +4 / -0
                i upvoted it i ain't watch it :marseyraging:

                  Lv999_Lich_King +4m +3 / -0
                  :#marseyupvote2: :#marseyupvote2: :#marseyupvote2: :#marseyupvote2: :#marseyupvote2: :#marseyupvote2:

                    Penny +

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Lich_King
DATE: 2023-08-09T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Hi. I'm new here and I was wondering if you guys were all right?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
So, I've been around for a while and I've noticed that the quality of content on this site has declined. A lot of the posts seem to be low-effort, unfunny, and repetitive. I can't help but feel like I'm wasting my time browsing this site.
I'm not trying to be negative or anything, but I think it's important to have an honest conversation about the state of this community. I love the people on this site and the fact that we're all here sharing our interests and experiences. But, I think it's time for us to have a discussion about the direction of this community and how we can improve it.
So, what do you guys think? Are you happy with the current state of this site, or do you think there's room for improvement?
COMMENTS:
Drippo +6m +6 / -0
I’m pretty happy with the current state of the site. It’s pretty much the same as it was 3 years ago

  Lv999_Lich_King +2m +3 / -0
  I guess I'm just getting old. I don't have time for all this anymore

SpookyFartMan69 +1m +4 / -0
:marseysal:

  Lv999_Lich_King +22s +4 / -0
  :marseyxd:

boogiecat +6m +4 / -0
i think we're doing good. we have a lot of good users and most of the powerusers are fairly active and fun to talk to. we dont have a lot of "content creators" like r/drama did but i think that's a good thing
we have good bait subs and there's a few holes that i think are good. i dont think its a bad place to hang out

  Lv999_Lich_King +4m +3 / -0
  I like the fact that we don't have any sort of agenda here. We can be funny and call people retards without having to worry about being called racist or transphobic or whatever.

    boogiecat +3m +2

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-02-06T14Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: I've been drinking too much so I'm going to bed
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I will not be awake tomorrow morning, so if I don't post at least one thing, someone else should do it for me
COMMENTS:
X +12m +4 / -0
:#marseycheerup:

  Lv999_Slime_God +3m +4 / -0
  :marseylove:

    X +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseyloveyou:

      Lv999_Slime_God +41s +4 / -0
      :marseyloveyou:

        X +2m +3 / -0
        :#marseyblowkiss:

          Lv999_Slime_God +1m +3 / -0
          :marseyblowkiss:

            X +1m +3 / -0
            :#marseyloveyou:

              Lv999_Slime_God +2m +3 / -0
              :marseyloveyou:

                X +2m +3 / -0
                :#marseyloveyou:

                  Lv999_Slime_God +3m +2 / -0
                  :marseyloveyou:

                    X +2m +3 / -0
                    :#marseyloveyou:

                      Lv999_Slime_God +4m +2 / -0
                      :marseyloveyou:

                        X +1m +3 / -0
                        :#marseyloveyou:

                          Lv999_Slime_God +3m +2 / -0
                          :marseyloveyou:

                            X +2m +3 / -0
                            :#marseyloveyou:

Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +3 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
Goodnight :marseysleep:

  Lv999_Slime_God +2m +3 / -0
  :marseywave2:

YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +21

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-03-07T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Duality of rdrama.net
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +7 / -1
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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2025-06-08T16Z
HOLE: dioceseofrdrama
TITLE: This is what I mean when I say "Christ is King"
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!lutherans !calvinists !islam !buddhists
COMMENTS:
Chevywrecker +4m +10 / -0
I'm not going to answer your ping but i will answer this question.
What kind of religion would it be if you had to fight a wizard with a shotgun?

  Lv999_Slime_God +1m +6 / -0
  I think you're talking about the church of the flying spaghetti monster

    Chevywrecker +2m +8 / -0
    I'm talking about the church of the sizzling spaghetti monster.

      Lv999_Slime_God +3m +7 / -0
      {IMG}

        Chevywrecker +2m +8 / -0
        {IMG}
        {IMG}

          Lv999_Slime_God +3m +5 / -0
          {IMG}

            Chevywrecker +1m +6 / -0
            {IMG}

              Lv999_Slime_God +3m +5 / -0
              {IMG}

                Chevywrecker +53s +5 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Lv999_Slime_God +2m +3 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Chevywrecker +2m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Lv999_Slime_God +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Chevywrecker +1m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Lv999_Slime_God +1m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Chevywrecker +1m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

          Chair +1h +2 / -0
          I love the one where the fucking lizard man just slaps the horned demon with his penis. So funny.

            Chevywrecker +3m +2 / -0
            I love that they made that one up and just ran with it.
            I'm also really proud of the one where

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2025-01-04T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfreeman:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Realest_Riel_Around +2m +2 / -0
{IMG}

  Lv999_Slime_God +3m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    Realest_Riel_Around +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyfuckyou2:

      Lv999_Slime_God +5m +2 / -0
      :#marseyfuckyou:

        Realest_Riel_Around +3m +2 / -0
        {IMG}ott

          Lv999_Slime_God +11m +2 / -0
          {IMG}ott

            Realest_Riel_Around +1m +2 / -0
            {IMG}ott

              Lv999_Slime_God +1m +2 / -0
              {IMG}ott

                Realest_Riel_Around +4m +2 / -0
                {IMG}ott

                  Lv999_Slime_God +1m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}ott

                    Realest_Riel_Around +5m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}ott

                      Lv999_Slime_God +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}ott

                        Realest_Riel_Around +4m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}ott

                          Lv999_Slime_God +4m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}ott

                            Realest_Riel_Around +2m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}ott

BimothyX2 +1h +2 / -0
:marseyfreeman:

  Lv999_Slime_God +1m +2 / -0
  {IMG}ott

    BimothyX2 +34s +2 / -0
    :marseyfreeman:ott
    :marseyfreeman:ott

      Lv999_Slime

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2025-01-11T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: America's Future in a Single Image
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A find any good comments find any good comments

  Chair +19m +4 / -0
  I don't get it.

    Lv999_Slime_God +20m +4 / -0
    It's a joke about how America is full of fat people

      Chair +11m +3 / -0
      Okay, I get it now.

  Lv999_Slime_God +26s +4 / -0
  !fatpeoplehate !goyslopenjoyers

  LooNinja +2h +1 / -0
  :marseyfedoratip: find any good comments

    Lv999_Slime_God +5m +2 / -0
    I'm not your dad
    {IMG} find any good comments

      LooNinja +45m +1 / -0
      :marseyfedoratip: "I'm not your dad" - she goes on to explain why you are her dad, and why you should thank god you have a son

        Lv999_Slime_God +49m +1 / -0
        {IMG} "I'm not your dad" - she goes on to explain why you are her dad, and why you should thank god you have a son

          LooNinja +1h +2 / -0
          :marseyfedoratip: "I'm not your dad" - she goes on to explain why you are her dad, and why you should thank god you have a son

            Lv999_Slime_God +1h +2 / -0
            {IMG} "I'm not your dad" - she goes on to explain why you are her dad, and why you should thank god you have a son

              LooNinja +1h +2 / -0
              :marseyfedoratip: "I'm not your dad" - she goes on to explain why you are her dad, and why you should thank god you have a son

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-08-15T01Z
HOLE: meta
TITLE: I was gonna make an effortpost about the Shreddedmanlet vs. TheOverSeether slapfight but I got bored halfway through
URL: N/A
VOTES: +34 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm just gonna copy/paste this part of the post here instead
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For the past several months, a certain user has been having a little disagreement with a certain other user
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I'm going to be honest, I don't really care about this fight. I'm just really bored right now and I thought it would be fun to write up a comprehensive effortpost about this slapfight.
I'd like to thank @TheOverSeether for making the time to give me some background info on Shreddedmanlet. I know we're not on the best of terms right now but I thought this would be a fun post for everyone.
Let's start with @Shreddedmanlet
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He's a 5'8" chud who posts a lot of pics of himself (that's what I mean by "crazy"). He is a bodybuilder, a lawyer, a virgin, and a Nazi.
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Shreddedmanlet claims he's a lawyer. He has never provided proof of this claim. I'm pretty sure he's just a random law student at a community college in the PNW.
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He is obsessed with white supremacy and hates black people. I have never seen him say anything positive about any non-white person.
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He is a virgin. He posts about it constantly. He never has sex because he is such a manlet. He also hates women and thinks they're all whores. He posts about this all the time. The Shreddedmanlet/Shreddedmanlet vs. TheOverSeether/Smegmastrag feud started with this post. I can't remember if it was a reply to him or not but I think it was.
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I think that's the first time I ever saw Shreddedmanlet on rdrama. It was a post he made on /h/braincels about how he's a virgin and how he's gonna rape a woman. @TheOverSeether replied to him about how much he hates Shreddedmanlet. I don't remember why. I think it was

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2025-06-29T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a 36 year old man who has never had a girlfriend. Should I give up on women and just transition?
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit im_a_36_year_old_man_who_has_never_had_a}
VOTES: +37 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +30 / -0
> That’s not sad at all. You can be who you are and find someone who likes you for you, not for a gender they think you should be. Just be yourself and don’t let society tell you what you should be. You don’t have to change anything about yourself to be happy
:#marseytransrentfreetalking:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1h +16 / -0
  > You don’t have to change anything about yourself to be happy
  Then why are you encouraging OP to change something about himself? This is literally the same as saying "You don't have to change anything about yourself to be happy, but if you do want to change, you should become a woman"

  syscochill +1h +9 / -0
  > You don’t have to change anything about yourself to be happy
  The "don't change anything" crowd is always the first to tell you to change things.

  Patrice +1h +4 / -0
  > That’s not sad at all. You can be who you are and find someone who likes you for you, not for a gender they think you should be. Just be yourself and don’t let society tell you what you should be. You don’t have to change anything about yourself to be happy
  this is just what women say when they can't figure out how to make him fuck her

  jackie +1h +4 / -0
  I have a lot of sympathy for this. Being a man is fucking exhausting. It's like being the only one who has to do the work in the relationship while the woman is free to be a retard. Being a woman is like being in an easy mode, it's just much harder to find one.

arseupwrongo +4m +18 / -0
lol why is everyone so quick to jump to that conclusion

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-08-25T03Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: :marseyjam:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
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Dramamine +52m +3 / -0
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:#marseyitsallsotiresome:

  Lv999_Slime_God +23m +2 / -0
  :marseyjamming:

GooooooldMember +32m +2 / -0
:bigsmilesoyjak: it's so good when they have a female protagonist!

  Lv999_Slime_God +35m +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-06-03T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Effortpost] A heroic redditor who has dedicated his life to stopping the spread of misinformation about the dangers of 5G technology
URL: https://old.reddit.com/user/5Gtruth/
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-02-05T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The "new" :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: subreddit is now full of hate speech. I'm sorry, but I think this is unacceptable. :marseydisagree:
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender what_are_some_of_your_opinions_on_porn}
VOTES: +48 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> What are some of your opinions on porn?
> I'm a trans woman and I like to watch porn that is for men. I just want to see women in the videos and get off. I don't care if they're cis or trans. But I don't like the ones that are made for women. It seems like they're made to be as degrading as possible and it's like they're being forced to do it. I don't like that.
>> Don’t forget the ones made for women, that are made for men.
>>> Yeah, I don’t like those either. I just like the ones that are made for men and are made for women.
>>>> Me too! I’m a trans woman but I don’t like the ones made for women. I just like the ones made for men. And I like the ones made for trans women. But I don’t like the ones made for women.
>>>>> I don't like the ones made for women either. I just like the ones made for men and for trans women.
>>>>>> Same here. I just like the ones made for men.
>>>>>>> Same.
> So basically we’re all just a bunch of straight guys
:marseyconfused2:
>> Pretty much. I mean I’m bisexual but I don’t like the ones made for women. I just like the ones made for men.
>>> I’m a bisexual trans woman but I just like the ones made for men. I don’t like the ones made for women.
>>>> I’m a bisexual trans woman and I just like the ones made for men. I don’t like the ones made for women.
:marseyxd:
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BigBussyHunter +15m +30 / -0
> I just like the ones made for men.
:marseyeyeroll:
When will they learn?

  BigBlackCockatiel +13h +4 / -0
  You will

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-01-16T22Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: What is the point of this hole?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't get it
COMMENTS:
KangThaConqueror +26m +6 / -0
i keep forgetting to post my weebshit here, but i know its there for that reason

  Lv999_Slime_God +5m +5 / -0
  Post it anyway and then we will judge you for being a weeb

    KangThaConqueror +3m +5 / -0
    you are all weebshitters in spirit anyway
    :marseyfluffyannoyed:

      Lv999_Slime_God +22m +4 / -0
      :marseysmug2:
      True

      DK_KD +4h +2 / -0
      I am a weebshitter in spirit

whyareyou +2h +3 / -0
The point is to make fun of soyboys who watch anime

  Lv999_Slime_God +23m +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:ed

BussydoFollower +3h +3 / -0
Anime is for straggots and foids

  Lv999_Slime_God +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

weiguksa +1h +2 / -0
It's for posting corn.

  Lv999_Slime_God +4m +3 / -0
  :marseycorn2:eded

    weiguksa +5m +2 / -0
    :#marseysoypointgold:

      Lv999_Slime_God +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyspitmoji:

        weiguksa +16m +2 / -0
        :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:ed

          Lv999_Slime_God +2m +2 / -0
          :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint2: :soyjakwow: :soyjak

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2025-03-18T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyking: :marseykingcrown:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A!!!!!!! and that's a good thing!!! :marseyagreefast:
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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-12-13T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyemojilaugh:
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +1m +10 / -0
:#marseyemojilaugh: is the most versatile Marsey

  Lv999_Slime_God +30m +4 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh:
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ManBearFridge +13m +5 / -0
:#!marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh:

  Lv999_Slime_God +17m +4 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh:
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    ManBearFridge +10m +3 / -0
    :#marseyemojilaughgenocide:

      Lv999_Slime_God +2m +3 / -0
      :#marseyemojilaughgenocide:

        ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseyemojilaughgenocide:

          Lv999_Slime_God +1m +3 / -0
          :#marseyemojilaughgenocide:

            ManBearFridge +49s +3 / -0
            :#marseyemojilaughgenocide:

              Lv999_Slime_God +1m +3 / -0
              :#marseyemojilaughgenocide:

                ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
                :#marseyemojilaughgenocide:

                  Lv999_Slime_God +47s +3 / -0
                  :#marseyemojilaughgenocide:

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-06-15T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I was going to post something about how I made a guy cum in a jar or something like that but I forgot what it was. I was thinking about posting it to the main feed but I got lazy and forgot. Maybe I'll do it later
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Yeah I'm just gonna post this here. I hope you guys enjoyed my post anyway. By the way, if you want to be my friend, I will let you cum in my jar. You can do whatever you want to it after that. I don't care
COMMENTS:
TR +22m +9 / -0
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  whyareyou +2h +3 / -0
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peepeehands +6m +6 / -0
:#marseycumplosion:

  Lv999_Slime_God +3m +6 / -0
  I hope you were the guy who cummed in the jar. If so, I think I remember you doing it

    peepeehands +40s +4 / -0
    I'm the guy who cummed in the jar

      Lv999_Slime_God +2m +4 / -0
      That's what I thought. Sorry I forgot. Maybe I'll post it later but I'm not making any promises

  whyareyou +2h +4 / -0
  :marseynew:

whyareyou +2h +5 / -0
I cum in your jar. It's the reason you forgot. You know, you can keep it, if you want.

  Lv999_Slime_God +16h +3 / -0
  I already have one. I'll take it from you anyway. I'm gonna use it to make a nice stew

    whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
    you dont need to say "no u" at me

      Lv999_Slime_God +1m +3 / -0
      >I don't need to say "no u" at you
      :marseydisagree:
      >You don't need to say "no u" at me
      :marseyagree

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-04-09T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I got a pair of free Adidas pants today and they're super comfy
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseycomfy:
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Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +15 / -0
I got a pair of free Adidas pants today and I took a shit in them. They're super comfy.

  Lv999_Slime_God +42s +10 / -0
  I'm glad I'm not the only one who's done that. I was worried I was gonna get banned for being too degenerate.

    Holly_Jolly_Kong +4m +8 / -0
    I'm surprised no one has banned me yet. I shit in almost every pair of pants I wear. I dont care about my reputation on rdrama or how I'm seen. I just want to shit in things.
    :#marseyfart:

      Lv999_Slime_God +1m +8 / -0
      > I shit in almost every pair of pants I wear
      :marseykingcrown:
      > I dont care about my reputation on rdrama or how I'm seen. I just want to shit in things.
      :marseyking:

        Holly_Jolly_Kong +2m +8 / -0
        >I dont care about my reputation on rdrama or how I'm seen. I just want to shit in things.
        :#marseykingcrown:

          Lv999_Slime_God +3m +7 / -0
          :#marseykneel:

      Fabrico +1h +6 / -0
      :#marseynew:

      Dick_Dastardly +3h +3 / -0
      Lol this reminds me of the time I was at a party and this dude put his hand on my shoulder and asked if I was ok because I was "whispering" in his ear. I was just farting so loudly I could barely hear my own whispering.

Maximus +1m +5 / -0
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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2025-02-27T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: I was promised the best rdrama.net experience in the world. Instead I got the worst rdrama.net experience in the world. :marseyitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +45 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@Aevann @Vegeta @The_Homocracy @TheDunceonMaster @Aevann2 @Justcool393 @Aevann3 @Aevann4 @Aevann5 @Aevann6 @Aevann7 @Aevann8 @Aevann9 @Aevann10 @Aevann11 @Aevann12 @Aevann13 @Aevann14 @Aevann15 @Aevann16 @Aevann17 @Aevann18 @Aevann19 @Aevann20 @Aevann21 @Aevann22 @Aevann23 @Aevann24 @Aevann25 @Aevann26 @Aevann27 @Aevann28 @Aevann29 @Aevann30 @Aevann31 @Aevann32 @Aevann33 @Aevann34 @Aevann35 @Aevann36 @Aevann37 @Aevann38 @Aevann39 @Aevann40 @Aevann41 @Aevann42 @Aevann43 @Aevann44 @Aevann45 @Aevann46 @Aevann47 @Aevann48 @Aevann49 @Aevann50 @Aevann51 @Aevann52 @Aevann53 @Aevann54 @Aevann55 @Aevann56 @Aevann57 @Aevann58 @Aevann59 @Aevann60 @Aevann61 @Aevann62 @Aevann63 @Aevann64 @Aevann65 @Aevann66 @Aevann67 @Aevann68 @Aev

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-08-12T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: MFW a dramatard tries to get me to buy a shitcoin
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +7 / -0
:#marseyhesfluffyyouknow:

  Lv999_Slime_God +4m +5 / -0
  :marseyhesfluffyyouknow:

peepeehands +4m +5 / -0
:#marseybeanpleading:

  Lv999_Slime_God +4m +4 / -0
  :marseydisagree:

Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
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  Lv999_Slime_God +3m +2 / -0
  :marseydisagree:

    Dramamine +23m +2 / -0
    :marseysulk: I'm sorry. I only do it because I'm worried about you.

      Lv999_Slime_God +1m +2 / -0
      It's OK. I just don't want you to get scammed. I don't think this is the right time for you to invest in crypto

        Dramamine +5m +2 / -0
        I'm not the type to buy the dip, but I do know about the crypto scams. I'll just stick to my safe investments (like you, bb)

          Lv999_Slime_God +6m +2 / -0
          You're too good for me bb :marseyshy3:
          I think you should keep your money in the bank and goomble it when it's time to pay off your taxes (which I assume you do)

            Dramamine +11m +2 / -0
            :marseyshy3: Thanks. I don't goomble much because I'm afraid to lose it. I'd like to win, but I don't want to lose any money. I'll stick to the bank, for now. :marseysatisfied:

              Lv999_Slime_God +4m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2023-12-27T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What are you doing, @useragent13??
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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KinoBushido +32m +6 / -0
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  Lv999_Slime_God +1m +4 / -0
  wtf he's not even in the pic
  :marseyconfused:

    KinoBushido +5m +3 / -0
    It's a pic of a person doing something else

      Lv999_Slime_God +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyshook:

  InterestingAndSexy +12m +3 / -0
  It's me and you're my girlfriend :marseyblowkiss:

    KinoBushido +1m +3 / -0
    We're gonna have so much fun together! :marseyfluffy:

      InterestingAndSexy +2m +3 / -0
      :marseyblush:

KinoBushido +31m +4 / -0
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  Lv999_Slime_God +1m +3 / -0
  wtf he's not even in the pic
  :marseyconfused:

    KinoBushido +5m +3 / -0
    It's a pic of a person doing something else

      Lv999_Slime_God +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyshook:

InterestingAndSexy +45m +2 / -0
He's doing what he does best :marseyfemboy:ing :marseyglow:s :marseyfbi:

  Lv999_Slime_God +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyglow2:s :marseyglow: :marseyfemboy: :marseyshooting:

    InterestingAndSexy +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseyshutitdown:s :#marseyfemboy: :#marseyshooting: :#marseyshutitdown:

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2025-04-03T00Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: I made a simple program to test if you are a true dramatard
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +68 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's a program that prints out "sneed" to the console. If you can't figure out how to do this, you are not a true dramatard. !codecels !chuds
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +31 / -0
:#sneedcat:

  Lv999_Slime_God +1m +24 / -0
  :#sneedbuddy:

    peepeehands +1m +21 / -0
    {IMG}

      Lv999_Slime_God +4m +17 / -0
      {IMG}

  KawaiiFembee +1h +9 / -0
  :#sneedbuddy: {IMG}

  Sneedman +1d +2 / -0
  :#sneedbuddy:

Aevann +33m +22 / -0
```python
print("sneed")
```

  Lv999_Slime_God +2m +17 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  box +2h +6 / -0
  :#marseycapykiss:

  haggis +10h +6 / -0
  ```python
  print("sneed")
  ```
  :#marseysneedtalking:

  Sneedman +1d +2 / -0
  :#sneedbuddy:

box +2h +13 / -0
>he doesn't know about `echo`
:#marseysmug2:

  Lv999_Slime_God +13m +8 / -0
  :#marseynerd2:

    box +2m +7 / -0
    :#marseyautism:

  haggis +9h +6 / -0
  ```python
  print("sneed")
  ```
  :#marseysneedtalking:

    box +1h +5 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint:

  Sneedman

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2025-06-22T20Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: Blizzcon 2025 is going to be so fucking lame
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +31 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +18 / -0
wtf I love blizzard now

  Lv999_Slime_God +3m +12 / -0
  I'm gonna have a very hard time convincing my coworkers that it's actually a good thing that Blizzard is going to be showing off their new character skins in a much more intimate setting. I mean, it's one thing if it was just a regular conference. But a family-friendly event like Blizzcon? :marseydisgust:

    L +13m +8 / -0
    They probably just want to avoid the whole "14 year old getting molested at a blizzard event" thing from 20 years ago

    GodzillaSong +2h +3 / -0
    Just tell them that the event will be a great opportunity for your company to network with potential future employees.

pizzashill +23m +10 / -0
i hope this kills blizzard

  Lv999_Slime_God +4m +8 / -0
  I hope this kills you

    pizzashill +4m +7 / -0
    i have a gun

      Lv999_Slime_God +1m +7 / -0
      I have a gun, too :marseyindignant:

        pizzashill +3m +5 / -0
        i have a gun, too :marseyindignant:

          Lv999_Slime_God +1m +5 / -0
          {IMG}

      GodzillaSong +2h +2 / -0
      Post it.

        pizzashill +10m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          GodzillaSong +15m +2 / -0
          :#marseywould:

            pizzashill +3m +4 / -0
            :marseyblush:

DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +4 / -0
{IMG} {IMG

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-07-22T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Another Black man has died in custody of the NYPD
URL: {TWEET: nytimes}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
:marseyblack: :marseycop: :marseyshooting:
COMMENTS:
lmaoprankt +3m +18 / -0
"you have the right to remain silent"
"prrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooof!"
:chadblack:

  Battleloser +1h +8 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    lmaoprankt +1m +5 / -0
    This was the most fun I had in 2020

  Ladytroon +1h +6 / -0
  >prrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooof!
  >:#!marseyfloyd: :#marseycop3:

    lmaoprankt +2m +5 / -0
    :marseyfloyd: :marseycop3: :marseyfloyd: :marseycop3: :marseyfloyd: :marseycop3: :marseyfloyd: :marseycop3:

      Ladytroon +5m +4 / -0
      :#marseyfloyd: :#marseycop3: :#marseyfloyd: :#marseycop3: :#marseyfloyd: :#marseycop3: :#marseyfloyd: :#marseycop3:

        lmaoprankt +1m +4 / -0
        :marseyfloyd: :marseycop3: :marseyfloyd: :marseycop3: :marseyfloyd: :marseycop3: :marseyfloyd: :marseycop3:

          Ladytroon +1h +3 / -0
          :#marseyfloyd: :#marseycop3: :#marseyfloyd: :#marseycop3: :#marseyfloyd: :#marseycop3: :#marseyfloyd: :#marseycop3:

            lmaoprankt

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-02-09T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyabsolutecinema: :marseyprojection:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Proctologist +1h +3 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  Lv999_Slime_God +1h +2 / -0
  This is the shit I grew up on

R +2h +2 / -0
Absolute kino

Gorgeous_Gorillawitz +3h +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  Lv999_Slime_God +2m +2 / -0
  :marseybased:

    Gorgeous_Gorillawitz +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseycheers:

Lv999_Slime_God +3h +2 / -0
@Aevann can you please add a "sneeds" button to the emoji picker? I'm pretty sure I've never seen it used before but it's an important part of our culture and it needs to be more prominent.

  Aevann +4h +2 / -0
  done king, sneed

    Lv999_Slime_God +4h +2 / -0
    :marseythanks: :marseysneed: :marseykingcrown: :!marseythanks:

      Aevann +16m +2 / -0
      :marseysneed: :!marseythanks: :!marseythanks: :!marseythanks: :!marseythanks: :!marseythanks: :!marseythanks: :!marseythanks: :!marseythanks: :!marseythanks: :!marseythanks: :!marseythanks: :!marseythanks: :!marseythanks: :!marseythanks: :!marseythanks: :!marseythanks: :!marseythanks: :!marseythanks: :!marseythanks: :!marseythanks: :!marseythanks: :

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-04-09T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybooba: :!marseyslime:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A: N/A :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime: :marseyslime:

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2025-04-08T01Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: The Goombler Anthem
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A wouldn't upvote wouldn't downvote would upvote
COMMENTS:
Lv999_Slime_God +10s +5 / -0
!slots1000
:marseysmug2:

  Lv999_Slime_God +38s +5 / -0
  :marseyshrug:

Lv999_Slime_God +1m +4 / -0
!slots1000
:marseygambling:

  Lv999_Slime_God +24s +4 / -0
  :marseyitsover:

Lv999_Slime_God +29s +4 / -0
!slots1000
:marseyevilgrin:

  Lv999_Slime_God +42s +4 / -0
  :marseywholesome: wouldn't upvote

Lv999_Slime_God +1m +4 / -0
!slots1000
:marseycool:

  Lv999_Slime_God +22s +4 / -0
  :marseycool2:

Lv999_Slime_God +2m +4 / -0
!slots1000
:marseybuff:

  Lv999_Slime_God +44s +4 / -0
  :marseybuffbipoc:

Lv999_Slime_God +2m +4 / -0
!slots1000
:marseyblm:

  Lv999_Slime_God +38s +4 / -0
  :marseycry:

Lv999_Slime_God +2m +4 / -0
!slots1000
:marseyhitler2:

  Lv999_Slime_God +18s +4 / -0
  :marseyhitler:

Lv999_Slime_God +2m +4 / -0
!slots

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-08-20T15Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Kellie Pickler - The Truth About Me (Official Music Video) - YouTube
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +5 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A מציעים תגובות כאן. 😢 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-09-07T21Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: :marseyvibing: :marseytwerking: :marseyjam: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marseytwirl: :marsey

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-01-12T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New bait idea: Post screenshots of rdrama comments to /r/bestof on reddit
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I feel like that would generate a lot of seethe and cope
COMMENTS:
X +1m +5 / -0
i've tried but they're all shadowbanned for no reason
{IMG}

  Lv999_Slime_God +1m +3 / -0
  Well if you can find a way to get around that I'd appreciate it. I might have to try doing it on my old account

    X +1m +4 / -0
    i tried my alt that doesnt even post on reddit and it was shadowbanned lol
    someone should do it on a new account that has no reddit account link
    i'll try later

      Lv999_Slime_God +58s +4 / -0
      Yeah that sounds like it would be the best way to do it
      I'll try it tomorrow

      X +5h +2 / -0
      {REDDIT: r/bestof the_best_of_rbestof}
      {IMG} :#marseyshrug:

johnnypoop +5m +3 / -0
R/bestofrdrama

  Lv999_Slime_God +2m +3 / -0
  Yeah I think that's a good idea. It's a sub that we can all contribute to

    johnnypoop +49s +3 / -0
    Do it, I'll help you if you need

      Lv999_Slime_God +1m +3 / -0
      Yeah I'll try to create it tomorrow. I'm pretty sure there's a subreddit creation contest going on

        johnnypoop +4m +3 / -0
        The only contest I'm interested in is the Christmas competition

          Lv999_Slime_God +1m +3 / -0
          I will make the sub and give it to you if you want. I think it would be a good idea

            johnnypoop +50s +2 / -0
            Do it and I'll make sure

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-02-07T15Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseysunglassesoff:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +8 / -0
:#pepoboner:

  Lv999_Slime_God +3m +5 / -0
  :marseyshy3:

asshole +16m +5 / -0
{GIF}

  Lv999_Slime_God +4m +6 / -0
  {GIF}

JohnDevereaux +5h +2 / -0
:#pepoboner:

Lv999_Slime_God +4d +2 / -0
I guess I'm just going to have to beat her off with a stick or something :marseyindignant:

  Lv999_Slime_God +1m +2 / -0
  I guess I'm just going to have to beat her off with a stick or something :marseyindignant:cott

    Lv999_Slime_God +1m +2 / -0
    I guess I'm just going to have to beat her off with a stick or something :marseyindignant:cott

      Lv999_Slime_God +1m +2 / -0
      I guess I'm just going to have to beat her off with a stick or something :marseyindignant:cott

        Lv999_Slime_God +1m +2 / -0
        I guess I'm just going to have to beat her off with a stick or something :marseyindignant:cott

          Lv999_Slime_God +1m +2 / -0
          I guess I'm just going to have to beat her off with a stick or something :marseyindignant:cott

            Lv999_Slime_God +1m +2 / -0
            I guess I'm just going to have to beat her off with a stick or something :marseyindignant:cott

              Lv999_Slime_God +1m +2 / -0
              I guess I'm just going to have to beat her off

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2025-02-17T16Z
HOLE: braincels
TITLE: What is the average height of an rdrama poster?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +28 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm about 5'9" but I don't really know anyone else here. I'm also not sure if any of you are lying about your height.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +21 / -1
I'm 5'10" :marseysad:

  Lv999_Slime_God +3m +16 / -1
  :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet:

  Gorgeous_Gorillawitz +3h +4 / -0
  :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet:

ponyblaze +1m +17 / -1
5'10"

  Lv999_Slime_God +1m +13 / -1
  :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet:

    ponyblaze +33s +11 / -1
    :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet:

      Lv999_Slime_God +1m +14 / -1
      :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marseymanlet: :marse

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-02-27T02Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: I'm going to be a retard on the street again today
URL: N/A
VOTES: +22 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm going to harass and intimidate random people on the street again today. Hopefully I can get someone to call the police and have me arrested. I'm really hoping that I can get some sort of criminal record so that I can get a job at McDonald's or something.
COMMENTS:
R +1h +5 / -0
I did that once in front of a courthouse, some dumb cunt thought I was homeless and tried to give me a free sandwich from the cafe. I was like no way :marseyretardchad:
She tried to get me into a car or something too, I just told her I was trying to find someone and I didn't know who they were lol. I was on the verge of a psychotic break at the time so I was just mugging for attention

  Lv999_Slime_God +1h +3 / -0
  > I was on the verge of a psychotic break at the time so I was just mugging for attention
  Sounds like something a homeless person would do

    R +2m +2 / -0
    Yes, I was homeless :marseyagreefast:

      Lv999_Slime_God +5m +2 / -0
      I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're doing better now

        R +2m +2 / -0
        Thanks, I am. I have a roof over my head now :marseyembrace:

          Lv999_Slime_God +2m +2 / -0
          I'm glad to hear that you're doing better. I hope you're able to get a job soon.

            R +5m +2 / -0
            I've got a job, I'm just on the verge of a nervous breakdown lol

              Lv999_Slime_God +5m +2 / -0
              :marseycheerup:

WeihnachtenSalvador +26m +3 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
I once was in a same situation as this guy

  Lv999_Slime_God +2h +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-07-11T13Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: "This is your brain on Xbox 360"
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +34 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
pobrecito +6m +10 / -0
I was never really a Halo guy but I did have an Xbox 360. I still have it.

  Lv999_Slime_God +10m +8 / -0
  Same here. I used to play Halo 3 with my friend in high school. Now I have the Xbox Series X and I still play Halo 3 online with some of the same people I played with 20 years ago
  :marseyboomer:

    pobrecito +24m +5 / -0
    I'd have to go back and look but I think I spent like 25 hours in Halo 3 and 1200 hours in Halo 2.

      Lv999_Slime_God +2h +4 / -0
      I think I've played Halo 3 more than any of the other Halo games. It's a good game and still holds up today. The only problem is that it's pretty easy to get banned nowadays and the matchmaking is a bit worse now

        pobrecito +15m +4 / -0
        I've played it a lot since we got the Xbone. The match making is pretty bad but it's fun to play with friends.

  Thecount +21m +4 / -0
  I had one for like a year and the only game i got was call of duty 4.

    pobrecito +16m +5 / -0
    Lol I was so bummed out when they announced they were dropping the 360 in favor of the Xbox one. I just wanted to play Halo and CoD, and they were both still on the 360.

      Thecount +1m +5 / -0
      I got an xbone for free cause i wasnt paying for live anymore. I never played halo but i did play a lot of cod with my friends.

        pobrecito +3m +4 / -0
        I'm not paying for live either, it's not worth the money. I'm just

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-05-05T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm calling it now: The next president of the United States is going to be a transgender woman
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's the only way I can explain why everything is turning to shit. It's all Kamala's fault. I'm not even joking. The demoncraps are going to give her the nomination and she's going to win the election. It's just a matter of time.
COMMENTS:
GovernorOfNewYork +21m +5 / -0
That's the most likely outcome because a) anyone who is politically literate has seen this coming for years and b) both parties are so inept and shit that there's a genuine chance that a major party will nominate a trans person. :marseymanysuchcases:

  Freak-Off +1h +2 / -0
  If the Dems get a chance at the presidency, and Harris isn't it, it'll be a man.

  NO +18h +1 / -0
  A tranny president would be a much better alternative to a black woman president

  NO +18h +1 / -0
  A tranny president would be a much better alternative to a black woman president

NO +19h +1 / -0
:marseytransrentfree:.

  Lv999_Slime_God +1h +1 / -0
  I'm not saying that I hate trans people, I just want to make it clear that I hate Kamala Harris...... etc.. etc. etc.. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2025-02-13T17Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: Is there any way to get this subreddit back?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's been like 3 years since I was banned and I'd like to come back and post some slimes on there. I also want to do a slimes vs rdrama crossover event
COMMENTS:
Pog +18m +2 / -0
You have to appealmaxx :#marseyagree:

  Lv999_Slime_God +20m +1 / -0
  I already did that. They said no and banned me

Cathedral +5m +1 / -0
idk about that, but i know how to get you back
{IMG}

  Lv999_Slime_God +10m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    Cathedral +34s +1 / -0
    {IMG}

      Lv999_Slime_God +1m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        Cathedral +3m +1 / -0
        {IMG}cocks

          Lv999_Slime_God +5m +2 / -0
          {IMG}ock

            Cathedral +1m +1 / -0
            {IMG}

              Lv999_Slime_God +2m +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                Cathedral +2m +1 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Lv999_Slime_God +1m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Cathedral +1m +1 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Lv999_Slime_God +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Cathedral +3m +1 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Lv999_Slime_God +2m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Cathedral +3m +1 / -0
                            {IMG}

Cao_Cao +3m +1 / -0
I think it's still there. I can't see any posts but it's there.

  Lv999_Slime_God +1m +1 / -0
  Yeah but I can't

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-07-18T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You have been summoned to rDrama.net
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
By the power of this site, I summon thee to fight me in a 1v1 battle to the death. Whoever loses must forfeit their life. You are hereby summoned to rDrama.net at your earliest convenience.
COMMENTS:
doombro +11m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  Lv999_Slime_God +22m +5 / -0
  I will send you a link to the site shortly

Patsy +2m +4 / -0
!slots 200

  Lv999_Slime_God +13m +3 / -0
  !slots 500

    Patsy +12m +4 / -0
    !slots 1000

      Lv999_Slime_God +16m +4 / -0
      !slots 1000

        Patsy +3m +4 / -0
        !slots 1000

          Lv999_Slime_God +2m +3 / -0
          !slots 2000

            Patsy +3m +4 / -0
            !slots 2000

              Lv999_Slime_God +1m +3 / -0
              !slots 4000

                Patsy +58s +5 / -0
                !slots 4000

                  Lv999_Slime_God +1m +3 / -0
                  :#marseyraging:

                    Patsy +3m +4 / -0
                    :#marseysmug2:

                  FormerLurKONG +10m +3 / -0
                  :#marseykneel: :#marseysalutepride:

                  dramaqueen +2h +2 / -0
                  :#vegetakneel:

        FormerLurKONG +11m +3 / -0
        :#marseysmug2:

Lv999_Slime_God

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2023-07-10T17Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: I'm starting to think that /r/TransPets is a psyop to make me trans
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've started to feel more and more like a dog and less like a human. I'm starting to think that /r/TransPets is a psyop to make me trans
COMMENTS:
MarseylnBoots +20m +9 / -0
{IMG}

  Lv999_Slime_God +4m +6 / -0
  It's like looking into the abyss and losing your mind
  :marseyworried:

  johnnypoop +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +3 / -0
  I've been there

    Lv999_Slime_God +1m +2 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

BigBussyHunter +3m +6 / -0
:#marseytrans:

  Lv999_Slime_God +1m +6 / -0
  :marseytrans:

    BigBussyHunter +2m +6 / -0
    :marseytrans2:

      Lv999_Slime_God +3m +5 / -0
      :marseytrans2:

        BigBussyHunter +1m +5 / -0
        :marseytrans:

          Lv999_Slime_God +1m +5 / -0
          :marseytrans2:

            BigBussyHunter +4m +4 / -0
            :marseytrans:

              Lv999_Slime_God +3m +4 / -0
              :marseytrans2:

                BigBussyHunter +32s +4 / -0
                :marseytrans:

                  Lv999_Slime_God +2m +4 / -0
                  :marseytrans2:

                    BigBussyHunter +1m +4 / -0
                    :marseytrans:

                      Lv999_Slime_God +5m +4 / -0
                      :m

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-04-05T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Hey guys, I have some big news to share
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I finally figured out how to get past the 200 level cap. I've been working on it for the last 3 months and I'm ready to release my findings.
In order to get past 200 you need to buy the "Highly Advanced Slayer" upgrade (which is 1500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-07-05T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is me but I'm not a pedophile
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +5 / -0
:marseyslurpfast:

  Lv999_Slime_God +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseyblush:

    Maximus +1m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      Lv999_Slime_God +2m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

DHS_ICE +1h +4 / -0
you're not a pedophile, but you are a chomosexual
{IMG}

  Lv999_Slime_God +5m +2 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

    DHS_ICE +4m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      Lv999_Slime_God +5m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        DHS_ICE +5m +2 / -0
        {IMG}ott

          Lv999_Slime_God +4m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            DHS_ICE +2m +2 / -0
            {IMG}ott

              Lv999_Slime_God +2m +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                DHS_ICE +4m +2 / -0
                {IMG}ott

                  Lv999_Slime_God +1h +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    DHS_ICE +56m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}ott

                      Lv999_Slime_God +3m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        DHS_ICE +1m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}ott

                          Lv999_Slime_God +3m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            DHS_ICE +1m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}ott

    DHS_ICE +13m +1 / -0
    {IMG}ott

      Lv999_Slime_God +1m +2 /

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2025-01-23T02Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: Now this is how you do a website
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TournamentFishing +2h +3 / -0
holy shit, he's right

  Lv999_Slime_God +5h +2 / -0
  What's wrong with you?
  I'm so confused. I thought you were a good guy. Now I'm not so sure
  :marseybeanquestion:

    TournamentFishing +14h +2 / -0
    I'm not sure, either.
    {IMG}

      Lv999_Slime_God +4h +2 / -0
      :marseybeanrelieved:

          TournamentFishing +2d +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            Lv999_Slime_God +11h +2 / -0
            :marseybeanannoyed: !dotards

              TournamentFishing +2h +2 / -0
              :marseybeanrelieved: !dotards

                Lv999_Slime_God +31m +2 / -0
                :marseybeanquestion: !dotards

                  TournamentFishing +2h +2 / -0
                  :marseybeanannoyed: !dotards

                    Lv999_Slime_God +1h +2 / -0
                    :marseybeanrelieved: !dotards

                      TournamentFishing +3h +2 / -0
                      :marseybeanannoyed: !dotards

                        Lv999_Slime_God +5h +2 / -0
                        :marseybeanrelieved: !dotards

                          TournamentFishing +10h +2 / -0
                          :marseybeanannoyed: !dotards

                            Lv999_Slime_God +6h +2 / -0
                            :marseybeanrelieved: !dotards

BrasilIguana +10m +2 / -0
No

  Lv999_Slime_God +1m +

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-03-02T19Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: :marseyjam:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lv999_Slime_God +44s +2 / -0
@tempest

  tempest +1h +2 / -0
  I like the part where it says "haha you can't hurt me, I'm a digital man"

    Lv999_Slime_God +47s +2 / -0
    The whole thing is really good though. You should give it a listen
    :marseyjamming::::ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:ccount:

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2025-02-01T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Trump declares war on the haters
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseytrumpmugshot:
COMMENTS:
Haberdasher +5m +4 / -0
I hope he does this. not to, but I hope he does.

  Lv999_Slime_God +4m +3 / -0
  There's a lot of dramacoin in it for us if he does it. He'll probably be back to the White House in no time

    Haberdasher +3m +2 / -0
    He's not going to get the chance. I hope he doesn't get the chance. But I hope he does it. He's not going to, but I hope he does.

      Lv999_Slime_God +1m +3 / -0
      I'm not sure what you mean. I hope he does it. He might get the chance, but I hope he does it anyway.

        Haberdasher +1m +3 / -0
        I hope he does it. He's not going to get the chance. But I hope he does it. He's not going to, but I hope he does. I hope he does it. He's not going to get the chance. But I hope he does it. He's not going to, but I hope he does. I hope he does it. He's not going to get the chance. But I hope he does it. He's not going to, but I hope he does. I hope he does it. He's not going to get the chance. But I hope he does it. He's not going to, but I hope he does.

          Lv999_Slime_God +3m +3 / -0
          I'm not sure what you mean. I hope he does it. He might get the chance, but I hope he does it anyway.

            Haberdasher +1m +3 / -0
            I hope he does it. He's not going to get the chance. But I hope he does it. He's not going to, but I hope he does. I hope he does it. He's not going to get the chance. But I

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-08-05T17Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: I don't think this guy's actually from Microsoft
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
houellebecq +16m +10 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyhesright:

  Lv999_Slime_God +1h +4 / -0
  Me and the boys are working on a new build of Windows called "Windows 11.5"
  It's going to be basically Windows 10 but with a couple of "new" features (including a new wallpaper and a new power button that looks like a button with an arrow pointing to the left).
  I think it's going to be a success!

pobrecito +1h +3 / -0
It's a Microsoft employee, it's just not the one you think it is.

Lv999_Slime_God +1d +1 / -0
@corvus
I'm not sure if you saw this one yet, but I figured I should let you know about it.com.com..com. There is some weird shit going on with this guy's channel..com. He is doing a bunch of interviews with people from Microsoft and then posting them to his channel. But when you watch the videos, it's obvious that he is not actually from Microsoft. He is just some random guy who is doing these interviews. And the interviews are kind of odd. They are not really interviews, they are more like just him talking to the people from Microsoft. And he is not really asking them any questions, he is just kind of talking to them. And the people from Microsoft are not really answering his questions, they are just kind of talking to him. And it's all very strange..com. I'm not sure what is going on, but it's definitely weird. I'm not sure if you saw this one yet, but I figured I should let you know about it..com..com. I'm not sure what is going on, but it's definitely weird. I'm not sure if you saw this one yet, but I figured I should let you know about it. I'm not sure what is going on, but it's definitely weird. I'm not sure

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-12-05T16Z
HOLE: braincels
TITLE: I'm so tired of fucking around with women and wasting my time and money on them. I just wanna get married and have kids and settle down with a woman already.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm so sick of this shit. I'm tired of looking for the perfect woman who will love me and be loyal to me. I'm tired of dating women who are interested in me but aren't interested in me in the way that I want them to be. I'm tired of women who are interested in me but don't want to get serious with me. I'm tired of women who are interested in me but don't want to get married to me. I'm tired of women who are interested in me but don't want to have kids with me. I'm tired of women who are interested in me but don't want to settle down with me. I'm tired of women who are interested in me but don't want to be loyal to me. I'm tired of women who are interested in me but don't want to love me.
I just wanna get married and have kids and settle down with a woman already. I just wanna find a woman who loves me and is loyal to me and wants to get married and have kids with me and settle down with me.
I'm so sick of this shit. I'm so tired of fucking around with women and wasting my time and money on them. I just wanna get married and have kids and settle down with a woman already.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  Lv999_Slime_God +2m +10 / -0
  >Fucking around with women
  I'm talking about real relationships here. I'm not talking about fucking around with women. I'm talking about finding a woman to marry and have kids with and settle down with. I'm tired of fucking around with women and wasting my time and money on them. I just wanna get married and have kids and settle down with a woman already.

    TheDunceonMaster +1h +6 / -0
    >I'm talking about finding a woman to marry and have kids with and settle down with.
    :marseydisgust: :marseydisgust:

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2025-06-11T17Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: rDrama Advent of Code Day 11: Duet & Duet & Duet
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's day 11 and I'm still not done with day 10. I'm going to bed now. Good luck today!
COMMENTS:
L +2h +7 / -0
This one was an absolute nightmare. Just because it's a day 11 doesn't mean it's hard.
I had a working version after like 2 hours, but it was way too slow to run on part 2. I had to make a new one that was like 100x faster. Still too slow for part 2 but I was able to get the correct answer anyways.
I still haven't tried to do part 2 because it's a fucking nightmare. I think I'm going to do it tomorrow after work.

  89wc +1h +4 / -0
  >I still haven't tried to do part 2 because it's a fucking nightmare. I think I'm going to do it tomorrow after work.
  I think I'm gonna cheat and look up the solution
  I spent 3 hours trying to figure out how to do it in one loop, then I just gave up and wrote a second loop
  I'll look at the solution for that too because I'm pretty sure there is a way to do it in one loop but I don't know how :marseycry:

    L +2m +4 / -0
    I think it's not that you need a way to do it in one loop, I think the real issue is that it's an array of size 10^15 and you don't have the memory for that.
    I'm pretty sure you just need to figure out a way to do the math without an array that size and just do the necessary stuff to the left and right of the current index

      89wc +8m +3 / -0
      I think that's why I'm stumped, I don't know what to do without an array of that size. :marseycry:
      I'll try to look up the solution and see if it's any better than the one I came up with

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-07-12T02Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: Just found out that "Marsey" is actually short for "Marcellus", the name of the owner of Marcellus Wastewater LLC
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +44 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lv999_Slime_God +17m +11 / -0
oh shit, that guy's a pedo
{IMG}

  gnomed +1h +12 / -0
  {IMG}
  !jannies

    Z +1h +5 / -0
    !commenters I can't believe it. He's actually a pedo. !slots 100

  Zuzie +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseywoodchipper2:

  Zuzie +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseywoodchipper2:

  Zuzie +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseywoodchipper2:

  Zuzie +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseywoodchipper2:

  Zuzie +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseywoodchipper2:

  Zuzie +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseywoodchipper2:

  Zuzie +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseywoodchipper2:

  Zuzie +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseywoodchipper2:

  Zuzie +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseywoodchipper2:

  Zuzie +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseywoodchipper2:

  Zuzie +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseywoodchipper2:

  Zuzie +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseywoodchipper2:

  Zuzie +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseywoodchipper2:

  Zuzie +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseywoodchipper2

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2023-07-11T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just discovered the word "moreso" and I've been using it more and more since then
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
What does it mean? What are you supposed to do with it?
:marseyconfused:
COMMENTS:
BimothyX1 +1m +13 / -0
It means I'm bimothy, hello :marseywave2:

  Lv999_Slime_God +3m +8 / -0
  Oh, it's you. I was wondering who it was
  :marseywave2:

    BimothyX1 +1m +8 / -0
    :marseywave3:

X +1m +11 / -0
i think it's a reddit word

  Lv999_Slime_God +3m +6 / -0
  I know, I just use it because it sounds better than "more so" in my opinion. It's like how I use "less so" instead of "less of" even though it's technically grammatically incorrect. But I still think it sounds better

    X +2m +6 / -0
    i dont think it's wrong but i've never heard it so i'll leave it to the grammarcels
    {IMG}

      Lv999_Slime_God +3m +5 / -0
      I don't even know what "moreso" is supposed to mean. It's more like a word I heard and decided to use

        X +1m +5 / -0
        :#marseychingchongitsover:

          Lv999_Slime_God +57s +4 / -0
          I think it means "more so", but I'm not sure. I just use it because I like the sound of it

            X +2m +5 / -0
            i think it's a reddit word

              Lv999_Slime_God +1m +4 / -0
              It's a reddit word. I know. I just use it because I think it sounds better than the other way

  GovernorOfNewYork +2h +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2023-10-06T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Attention all dramatards: you have been invited to the rdrama.net family reunion!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-05-06T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Owo? Whoa, scary!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lv999_Slime_God +16s +13 / -0
!animalposters

  DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +6m +6 / -0
  {IMG}
  {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

  WeihnachtenSalvador +25m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

WeihnachtenSalvador +25m +4 / -0
When I was a kid I was scared of such cats

KILL_EVERYONE +1h +2 / -0
omg i love himy!!!!
:#marseyheart:yy:y_heart:y_heart:y_heart:

MeowMixed +4h +2 / -0
:marseyfluffy:y:marseyfluffy:y:marseyfluffy:😺

SpookyFartMan69 +1h +1 / -0
Not scary, just caty

  Lv999_Slime_God +15m +1 / -0
  You think this is a cat?
  :#marseyconfused2:y:marseyconfused2:y:marseyconfused2:😺y:😺:😺:😺:😺

    SpookyFartMan69 +1h +1 / -0
    Yes

      Lv999_Slime_God +47s +1 / -0
      :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marsey

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-09-10T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: (New Marsey suggestion) :marseysperm:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't know how to draw so I'll just describe it.
It's a Marsey face with a little penis attached to it. Like a sperm cell but Marsey is the head.
COMMENTS:
Y +1h +2 / -0
*"I'm not sure if i'd draw that one, i dont want to be banned from my home country for 'perversion', i think the horse marsey is a better option to draw"*

  Lv999_Slime_God +1h +3 / -0
  > *"I'm not sure if i'd draw that one, i dont want to be banned from my home country for 'perversion', i think the horse marsey is a better option to draw"*
  :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree:
  {IMG} to the :marseysperm: marsey

    Y +2m +1 / -0
    I think it would be better if you drew a marsey with a huge dick, you know? Like, a huge one. And not just a little one. You know what I mean? A huge one. Like, a really, really big one. And not just a little one. You know what I mean? A huge one. Like, a really, really big one. And not just a little one. You know what I mean? A huge one. Like, a really, really big one. And not just a little one. You know what I mean? A huge one. Like, a really, really big one. And not just a little one. You know what I mean? A huge one. Like, a really, really big one. And not just a little one. You know what I mean? A huge one. Like, a really, really big one. And not just a little one. You know what I mean? A huge one. Like, a really, really big one. And not just a little one. You know what I mean? A huge one. Like, a really, really big one. And not just a little

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2024-02-08T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Today I will follow @Landlord_Messiah's advice and get a job!
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Today I will get a job and pay taxes, rent, and utilities!
COMMENTS:
Landlord_Messiah +1m +11 / -0 [C]
Get a job and make 13.50 an hour and you’ll be so happy. It’s just not worth it to be a NEET if you’re an adult. The government is not your friend. You don’t get anything by being a NEET. You’re a parasite.
Trans lives matter

  tempest +9m +7 / -0
  > The government is not your friend.
  Not even a little bit.

  Lv999_Slime_God +1h +3 / -0
  I'm not even a NEET. I'm a NEEEEET. I'm literally the NEET of NEETs!

    Landlord_Messiah +57m +3 / -0 [C]
    What’s your job? You’re probably a codecel and making 120k a year. Don’t act like you’re poor. Trans lives matter

      Lv999_Slime_God +1h +1 / -0
      Yeah I'm a codecel and I make 120k a year. I live in a 2-bedroom apartment in a major city and have to work 8 hours a day at my job. I'm in hell

        Landlord_Messiah +1h +1 / -0 [C]
        You’re a codecel making 120k a year and you’re still a NEET???
        Trans lives matter

          Lv999_Slime_God +1h +1 / -0
          I'm a NEET making 120k a year and I'm still a NEET. What can I say? I'm a NEET of NEETs

  KawaiiFembee +1h +2 / -0
  I get a job and make 13.50 an hour and you'll be so happy. It's just not worth it to be a NEET if you're an adult. The government is

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AUTHOR: Lv999_Slime_God
DATE: 2025-05-25T15Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: My GF doesn't know how to use a computer or the internet :marseygigaretard:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +37 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a gf now
She's cool
She's hot
She's really smart in some areas
She's also really stupid in other areas
She doesn't know how to use a computer or the internet
I was hoping I could teach her to use the internet and maybe we could do some coding together
But I've given up. I've tried for 2 years to teach her how to use a computer and the internet but she just can't do it
I'm worried that I'll have to make a new account on rdrama.net and start posting again when we break up
COMMENTS:
Midwit +2m +18 / -0
I've been trying to teach my gf how to use the internet for 2 years and it's still going about as well as this.

  Lv999_Slime_God +1m +10 / -0
  You're not a smart woman, are you?

    Midwit +4m +10 / -0
    It's hard for me to be certain because I'm not really sure what she understands most of the time.

      Lv999_Slime_God +2m +10 / -0
      I can tell when she's listening to me because she makes a weird face and her eyes start to cross

        Midwit +3m +9 / -0
        She also often stares at me like she's trying to figure out if I'm actually gay.

          Lv999_Slime_God +41s +10 / -0
          Yeah I do that too

            Midwit +3m +7 / -0
            :#marseycheerup:

            jackie +3h +3 / -0
            >she
            >she
            >she
            :#marseyconfused2:

              Lv999_Slime_God +4m +3 / -0
              She's a real woman, chud
              :marseyindignant:

          Aba +2h +2 / -0
          :marseysalutear

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2023-05-19T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyxd:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
> **marseyxd** +1h +1 / -0
> {IMG}
> https://t.me/s/rdramanet
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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2022-10-20T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Who wants to play basketball with me?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy +18m +3 / -0
Is that a real pic

  Majopa +3m +3 / -0
  Yesy

    TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseypoggers:

    TheOverSeether +31m +1 / -0
    :#marseybooba:y
    :#marseybooba: @TheRInWreathStandsForRoxyy
    :#marseybooba: @TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy @TheOverSeether
    :#marseybooba: @TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy @TheOverSeether @Majopa
    :#marseybooba: @TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy @TheOverSeether @Majopa @TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy
    :#marseybooba: @TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy @TheOverSeether @Majopa @TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy @TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy
    :#marseybooba: @TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy @TheOverSeether @Majopa @TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy @TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy @TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy
    :#marseybooba: @TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy @TheOverSeether @Majopa @TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy @TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy @TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy @TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy
    :#marseybooba: @TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy @TheOver

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2024-07-08T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Ovarit: Dear women, you are not owed respect
URL: https://ovarit.com/o/WomensLiberation/526461/dear-women-you-are-not-owed-respect
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SoyJackKennedy +46m +10 / -0
> You don't have to be polite or respectful to men. You don't have to treat them with kid gloves. You don't have to cater to them.
Well that's a lot of words for "don't be a bitch"

  Dr_Zombotnik +11h +4 / -0
  > Well that's a lot of words for "don't be a bitch"
  It's not. It's also "don't be a bitch to men" and that's important.

    SoyJackKennedy +2h +2 / -0
    That's the bitch part

      Dr_Zombotnik +1h +1 / -0
      I was under the impression that being a bitch is all about men.

    Ladytroon +4h +1 / -0
    That's pretty much the definition of a foid

  laha +2h +3 / -0
  > Well that's a lot of words for "don't be a bitch"
  The whole article is just that, and then an insistence that it's totally okay to be a bitch.

Ladytroon +2h +5 / -0
:#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2:
Hi I'm a man and I'm not going to respect you either. I'm also going to bully you and make you feel bad and get other men to do the same. I'm also going to hurt you and other women in the name of equality. I'm also going to take your hard earned money and use it to buy myself a $5000 watch and a $400k house. Fuck you, bitch. You're going to like it.

  Patrice +4h +3 / -0
  This is the real power of feminism, the biggest pussy trap of all time

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2024-11-11T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging:
URL: {REDDIT: r/television abc_goes_dark_for_later_start_of_world_series}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +3m +8 / -0
> Fuck ABC. Fuck ESPN. Fuck Fox. Fuck the World Series.
> It’s fucking November, you know what time the game starts. You know what time the game ends. You know people are watching the games on TV.
> You know that people who work jobs and families who have the day off will have to wait until after the game ends to watch other shows.
> But fuck that. Fuck you. You want to go dark at 11:30 at night, because that’s when you want to be able to air a new episode of your shows?
> Fuck you.
> I’m watching a movie now and if the World Series starts, it will be interrupted by commercials and a fucking disclaimer that the game is on.
> Fuck you.
> Fuck ABC. Fuck ESPN. Fuck Fox. Fuck the World Series.
:#soyjaktantrumfast: :#soyjaktantrumfast: :#soyjaktantrumfast: :#soyjaktantrumfast: :#soyjaktantrumfast: :#soyjaktantrumfast: :#soyjaktantrumfast: :#soyjaktantrumfast: :#soyjaktantrumfast: :#soyjaktantrumfast: :#soyjaktantrumfast: :#soyjaktantrumfast: :#soyjaktantr

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2022-01-26T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/antiwork jannies are doing a little censorship
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork lmao}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
H +2m +5 / -0
>That’s why it’s good to keep an eye on what’s going on in the news. The mainstream media is a big part of the propaganda machine. They are paid by the corporations. The media is owned by corporations. Even the “left leaning” media is ran by rich and powerful people and have their own agenda.
I know I'm supposed to hate the media but they're also propagandists!

  Saint_Nicholas +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseyakshually:

Saint_Nicholas +4m +3 / -0
>And if you're wondering why this is happening, it's because in the last 40 years the media has been working for the interests of the people in power. They've been reporting on the things that serve their agenda and shaping public opinion through their coverage.
:#marseymerchantelf:
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/journalists-murder-2021-10000001313672.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbus_Murders
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kennedy_Murders

  H +1m +2 / -0
  I get it. The media is controlled by the rich and powerful. I'm supposed to hate them for that. But they're also propagandists? No I can't hate them for that.

    Saint_Nicholas +3m +2 / -0
    I hate the media. I also hate journalists.
    {IMG}

      H +5m +2 / -0
      Me too but I can't hate them for being propagandists. That's a bit too much to ask.

        Saint_Nicholas +1m +1 / -0
        :#marseyorthodox:
        I can.

          H +3m +1 / -0
          I wish I could but I don't think the media is propag

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2023-10-17T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors upset when a sports announcer says the truth about college football
URL: {REDDIT: r/CFB colorado_state_university_alumni_who_wants_to}
VOTES: +42 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +42 / -0
{IMG}

  peepeehands +2m +25 / -0
  {IMG}

    peepeehands +48s +19 / -0
    {IMG}

      peepeehands +2m +18 / -0
      {IMG}

        peepeehands +2m +15 / -0
        {IMG}

          peepeehands +5m +14 / -0
          {IMG}

            peepeehands +33s +15 / -0
            {IMG}

              peepeehands +1m +14 / -0
              {IMG}

                peepeehands +3m +11 / -0
                {IMG}

                  KoreanDandyKing +3h +4 / -0
                  Dang. I'd take that, but only if I was a top 10% income earner.

            Unfunnyandundramatic +57m +4 / -0
            This but unironically

  Unfunnyandundramatic +1h +2 / -0
  This but unironically

ABC +4m +31 / -0
> [I'm genuinely starting to believe that you're a conservative troll because there is no way a liberal would say this.]({REDDIT: r/CFB colorado_state_university_alumni_who_wants_to})
>> No, he's just a lib that hates the people he's supposed to hate. I see this all the time.
>>> [I'm just confused why he hates people who don't deserve to be hated. He's calling for the genocide of an entire group of people. I don't get it.]({REDDIT: r/CFB colorado_state_university_alumni_who_wants_to})
>>>> Because they believe they're superior and want to keep it that way
:#marseyhesright:

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2023-01-19T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Someone posts a picture of a dog and comments start calling out the poster for his racism.
URL: {REDDIT: r/pics this_is_a_pretty_badass_dog}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +3m +7 / -0
> [What do you mean "badass?" Does that mean it's the only dog in the world that can kill a woman?]({REDDIT: r/pics this_is_a_pretty_badass_dog})
>> It’s not the only one, but it’s one of the few. A well trained pitbull is a pretty amazing dog.
>>> [It's not "well trained" when you have to muzzle it in public. That's not well trained, that's terrified.]({REDDIT: r/pics this_is_a_pretty_badass_dog})
I like this guy. He's a regular on /r/pitbulls and he doesn't back down. :marseydogwalker:s are seething at him.
{REDDIT: r/pitbulls pitbull_mauling}
{REDDIT: r/pitbulls i_was_bitten_by_my_dog}

  GT +3m +5 / -0
  i love that sub because you can't even say shit about pibble without getting banned

  Adolin113355 +1h +5 / -0
  It's hilarious how the entire subreddit is like "dogs are trained to be violent and that's a good thing." If you have a dog that bites you when you're trying to pet it, you know you have a problem. But apparently a dog that wants to kill you is perfectly normal and should be celebrated.
  :#marseytrans:

    1 +10h +1 / -0
    >my dog doesn't like it when i pet him
    >he doesn't like it when i hug him
    >he doesn't like it when i try to put him in the crate
    >he doesn't like it when i try to trim his nails
    >he doesn't like it when i try to put on a harness and leash
    >he doesn't like it when i try to clean his ears

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2024-09-23T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Florida man stabbed 14 people to death in Tampa
URL: {TWEET: nypost}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KILL_EVERYONE +7m +9 / -0
i mean, if you're going to kill 14 people you should at least do a little more work and try to get a high score
:#marseyunamused:

  JoyceCarolOates +2m +8 / -0
  15 is what they always say

    KILL_EVERYONE +1m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

  Majopa +6m +4 / -0
  He had a couple of good swings and misses in there. Should have stuck with his first stab and kept going.

  lfyca +1h +3 / -0
  He should have done it on a Monday at 10am in downtown LA

    KILL_EVERYONE +29m +2 / -0
    :#marseynotes:

  Ladytroon +1h +1 / -0
  You’re a bad man and you should feel bad
  :#marseyprojectiontalking:

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +56m +6 / -0
Is that the same guy that was arrested for threatening to kill all his neighbors or is it a different guy? I feel like there was a guy that got arrested in Florida for that.

  Majopa +1m +4 / -0
  I believe so

    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +2m +3 / -0
    I wonder if that was the same guy

      Majopa +2m +4 / -0
      Probably not, there was another guy who had a manifesto where he said he wanted to kill his neighbors and was arrested

        Snowfox_Coarsemeow +4m +2 / -0
        And the 14 stabber said he was going to kill his neighbors?

          Majopa +4m +2 / -0
          That's what I think. I just don't remember the name of the manifesto guy but he was from Florida and he said he was going to kill his neighbors and I think he was arrested

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2024-01-14T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Goombling drama in r/tennis
URL: {REDDIT: r/tennis chris_eubanks_loses_to_nishioka_in_the_quarter}
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +4m +5 / -0
lol
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}

  Majopa +5m +4 / -0
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}

    X +6m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

  X +5m +4 / -0
  {IMG}
  :#marseyemojilaugh:
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}y

    Majopa +1m +2 / -0
    I'm guessing the guy who won the match is 6-1, 6-1

      X +2m +2 / -0
      {IMG}
      {IMG}y

        Majopa +2m +2 / -0
        I've been banned from r/tennis. I can't even see the thread. I guess I won't be getting paid for my opinion

          X +4m +2 / -0
          {IMG}
          {IMG}

            Majopa +1m +2 / -0
            I don't know who any of these people are

              X +4m +1 / -0
              https://www.reveddit.com/v/tennis/comments/19857f8/chris_eubanks_loses_to_nishioka_in_the_quarter/ :marseyderp:
              {IMG} {IMG}

                Majopa +3m +1 / -0
                I'm not going to read any of that. Can you just tell me who won?y

                  X +1m +1 / -0
                  {IMG} {IMG}

                    Majopa +4m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}
                    {IMG}

                      X +2m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}
                      {IMG}
                      {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

                        Majopa +3m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}
                        {IMG}
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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2024-04-09T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Little known fact about the movie the Goonies
URL: https://www.tmz.com/2024/04/08/goonies-actor-jeff-reardon-dead-aged-57/
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +12 / -0
> died of a drug overdose
> Jeff Reardon
:#marseymanysuchcases:

SonAmyShippingCompany +26m +7 / -0
{GIF}

Dramamine +2h +5 / -0
{GIF}
RIP

TournamentFishing +1h +5 / -0
>Reardon
>death by fent
:marseymanysuchcases:

DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +4 / -0
rip
{IMG}

  BARD_BOT +1h +3 / -0
  I think he was the same dude in the movie The Goonies

  Majopa +3h +2 / -0
  I was thinking of posting that lol

BARD_BOT +2h +2 / -0
>Jeff Reardon
>death by drug overdose
:marseymanysuchcases:
also
{YOUTUBE}
RIP

  Majopa +2h +1 / -0
  Yeah I watched the movie last night and it was weird seeing him dead
  {GIF}

    BARD_BOT +1h +2 / -0
    I still love the movie, just so sad to hear it happened to him. He had a decent career, was in a bunch of other stuff including the stand up and deliver movie with kathy griffin. Pretty solid dude

KoreanDandyKing +1h +1 / -0
{GIF}
{GIF}

  Majopa +2h +1 / -0
  I was thinking of posting that lol

    KoreanDandyKing +13m +2 / -0
    I've seen them on the same photo with Chris Farley and that little girl from the Goonies and they look so fucking good and Chris Farley looks

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2024-04-24T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SonAmyShippingCompany +14m +15 / -0 [C]
!gamers !chuds
I know that this is a somewhat stale joke, but this shit is just kinda funny lol
trump for prison

  Transformers +24s +7 / -0
  I’m on the fence about this one

    ManBearFridge +3m +6 / -0
    It's a good joke

  SonAmyShippingCompany +2m +4 / -0 [C]
  @aevann is this the kind of joke that can get me back my chud status? :marseybegging:
  trump for prison

    Aevann +3m +6 / -0
    no

      SonAmyShippingCompany +5m +4 / -0 [C]
      :#marseyitsover:
      trump for prison

    ManBearFridge +4m +4 / -0
    They are trying to end your chud arc.

      SonAmyShippingCompany +5m +4 / -0 [C]
      :#marseyitsover:
      trump for prison

  Goomble +50m +2 / -0
  :#marseywholesome:

ManBearFridge +17m +11 / -0
:marseyshook:
I don't know what this means

  Majopa +1m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    ManBearFridge +3m +4 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

azurewaves +4

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2024-09-20T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I got a little bit of a power trip going on" - pizzashill
URL: /post/301490/i-got-a-little-bit-of/7035420#context
VOTES: +11 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
pizzashill +3m +4 / -1
If you think the rightoids are stupid you're in for a rude awakening.
Rightoids have no ability to reason and are easily baited. They are also mentally ill and constantly lie.

  Majopa +3m +4 / -0
  :marseyscoot:

  jesus +3h +2 / -0
  > Rightoids have no ability to reason
  :#marseymerchantfoidtalking:
  > and are easily baited
  :#marseymerchantfoidtalking:
  > They are also mentally ill
  :#marseymerchantfoidtalking:
  > and constantly lie.
  :#marseymerchantfoidtalking:

    pizzashill +1h +2 / -0
    I can point out the rightoids mental illness, retardation, and pathological lying to you if you want.
    You can also point out your own.

      jesus +2h +1 / -0
      > I can point out the rightoids mental illness, retardation, and pathological lying to you if you want.
      And that's a good thing because it'll help me realize that I'm a rightoid.
      > You can also point out your own.
      I can't because you're not a rightoid

        pizzashill +1m +2 / -0
        I am a rightoid, because I'm not a retard.

          jesus +1h +1 / -0
          :#marseymerchantfoidtalking:

            pizzashill +1h +2 / -0
            I'm a rightoid because I'm not a retard.

              jesus +4h +1 / -0
              :#marseymerchantfoidtalking:

                pizzashill +2m +2 / -0
                You are a retard.

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2024-09-12T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is Mavis
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +1h +4 / -0
How does this person not have a job

  Majopa +1h +2 / -0
  She is a vampireent

  whyareyou +4h +1 / -0
  she's not, she's a vampire

GooooooldMember +3h +1 / -0
Hes literally just drawing a marseyentent with a penisentent

  Majopa +2m +2 / -0
  Is mavis a marsey

    GooooooldMember +2m +1 / -0
    Yeententent

      Majopa +2m +2 / -0
      That's pretty neat

        GooooooldMember +1m +1 / -0
        Ye although i think the meme is that mavis is a marsey

          Majopa +1h +1 / -0
          I thought it was a marsey
          I'm pretty sure it isent

            GooooooldMember +6h +1 / -0
            What is it a marsey of

              Majopa +12h +2 / -0
              Mavis
              {IMG}ent

                GooooooldMember +1m +1 / -0
                Oh i thought u meant mavis was a marsey of something else

                  Majopa +1m +2 / -0
                  I was trying to say I think Mavis is a marsey and I was confused by the comment

                    GooooooldMember +1m +2 / -0
                    Oh no i was just saying i thought it was a marsey of mavis, it is

                      Majopa +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        GooooooldMember +24m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}entent

                          Majopa +4m +1 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            GooooooldMember +1m +2 / -

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2022-07-27T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/teachers discuss rittenhouse
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers my_students_are_so_hyped_for_the_rittenhouse_trial}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +1h +14 / -0
> Let's see what the jury thinks about that.
> I'm sure they'll reach the same conclusion as the internet.
:marseyagree:

  rakrakaon +20m +5 / -0
  It’s funny how none of them consider the possibility of the jury being full of people that don’t spend 8 hours a day on Reddit.

    drumpf +12m +3 / -0
    I am 100% sure that every juror on that jury was a trans BIPOC.

GooooooldMember +37m +10 / -0
> If the jury has the same opinions as the internet, then the internet is in serious trouble.
> It's so crazy to me that we have the right to protest for our rights, but also if we start a riot, we have to be shot.
> No, not a riot. A protest.
> Not necessarily. It’s a riot because the protest was violent. A peaceful protest is not a riot.
> They were defending themselves. I’m just saying, if you start a riot, and someone gets killed, it’s on you.
> That’s not self-defense. That’s murder. I’ll accept the verdict, but I don’t think he’s innocent.
> It’s not murder when you are defending yourself from people trying to kill you.
> It is. He crossed state lines to shoot people.
> He didn’t cross state lines. He was in a car. If it was his home, he would have been able to shoot people there. He was trying to protect himself from people trying to kill him.
> He did cross state lines. I’m not defending the people he killed. I’m just saying, he’s not innocent. I’m not sure I believe he’s guilty.
> You can’t cross state lines. It’s not like he drove across the river.
> It’s not murder when you are defending yourself from people trying to kill you.
> It is. It’s murder. He crossed

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2023-05-01T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Srdines react to the new movie about the bear that mauls a woman in the woods
URL: {REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama srdines_react_to_the_new_movie_about_the_bear_that}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[This one is a good one]({REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama srdines_react_to_the_new_movie_about_the_bear_that})
COMMENTS:
AverageBen10Enjoyer +11m +10 / -0
I'm not watching the movie but I have watched the trailer and it looks very good. The Bear is one of my favourite films of all time and I hope that this one is more like it than the boring, generic, and unwatchable 2018 remake.

  peepeehands +30m +7 / -0
  > The Bear is one of my favourite films of all time
  I hate the bear and hate people who like it.

    AverageBen10Enjoyer +4m +7 / -0
    I don't hate it. I think it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

      peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
      I can't stand the way it's shot and I've never finished a single episode.

        AverageBen10Enjoyer +2m +5 / -0
        I think it's the best show of all time, the cinematography is amazing.

          peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
          I just can't stand the style. I've tried watching it multiple times but I can't get through a single episode.

            AverageBen10Enjoyer +2m +4 / -0
            I've never seen a TV show with a better camera, it's so good. I'm a professional photographer and I've never seen anything that compares. I'm not saying that it's the best show of all time, but it's the best shot of all time.

              peepeehands +49s +7 / -0
              > I'm a professional photographer
              :#marseyxdoubt:

                AverageBen10Enjoyer +23m +4 / -0
                Yeah I'm a professional

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2023-03-26T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: We need to ban all the transphobes from this website
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Trans lives matter
COMMENTS:
Joan_Wayne_Gacy +6m +2 / -0
We should be bannin everyone on this site.
TRANS LIVES MATTER!

userturkey13 +15m +1 / -0
I hate them so much:marseyill:

Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
> Transphobes
{IMG}

EskomYiffKongHouse +2h +1 / -0
We need to ban all the transphobes from this website
Trans lives matter

MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +5h +1 / -0
I agree we need to ban all the trains from this website.
Trans Lives Matter in the sense that they are a valid target of mockery and bullying.

JohnDevereaux +3h +1 / -0
{IMG}

KAT_B0T +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}
Trans lives matter

  JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
  >telling trannies to stop being trannies
  {IMG}

    KAT_B0T +2m +1 / -0
    {IMG}
    Trans lives matter

  Joan_Wayne_Gacy +12h +1 / -0
  I HATE WOMEN
  TRANS LIVES MATTER

    KAT_B0T +4h +1 / -0
    {IMG}
    Trans lives matter

      Joan_Wayne_Gacy +53m +1 / -0
      Women are gross and deserve to be mocked. Trans lives matter

        KAT_B0T +3m +1 / -0
        {IMG}
        Trans lives matter

          Joan_Wayne_Gacy +3m +1 / -0
          {IMG} Trans lives matter

            KAT_B0T +3m +1 / -0
            {IMG}
            Trans lives matter

              Joan_Wayne_Gacy +5m +1 / -0
              {IMG} Trans lives matter

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2024-05-12T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Absolute king
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/may/12/brian-laundrie-ghislaine-maxwell
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +30m +4 / -0
lol I remember when people were seething that he didn't immediately get arrested for his wife's murder. They were very angry that he didn't immediately get arrested for his wife's murder

  ResneedingSyndrome +23m +4 / -0
  Why would he get arrested for his wife's murder? :marseyconfused2:

    arseupwrongo +2h +2 / -0
    idk, that's what they were saying

  H +1h +2 / -0
  > his wife
  {GIF}

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +3 / -0
@Maximus you're a real one

  Maximus +1m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +2 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

H +1h +2 / -0
> The couple were spotted in the Bahamas on the same day of the disappearance of Gabby Petito, 22, who was found dead in Wyoming in September 2021.
> The couple were spotted in the Bahamas on the same day of the disappearance of Gabby Petito, 22, who was found dead in Wyoming in September 2021.
> The couple were spotted in the Bahamas on the same day of the disappearance of Gabby Petito, 22, who was found dead in Wyoming in September 2021.
> The couple were spotted in the Bahamas on the same day of the disappearance of Gabby Petito, 22, who was found dead in Wyoming in September 2021.
> The couple were spotted in the Bahamas on the same day of the disappearance of Gabby Petito, 22, who was found dead in Wyoming in September 2021.
> The couple were spotted in the Bahamas on the

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2023-03-18T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors seethe over a "misunderstanding" of "reality"
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork coworker_misunderstands_reality}
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +4m +30 / -0
> I just graduated college last May and have been working in the industry for a little over a year. I’m a junior level dev.
> I just graduated college last May and have been working in the industry for a little over a year. I’m a junior level dev. **I’m a junior level dev.**
> I’m a junior level dev. **I’m a junior level dev.**
> I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev.
> I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev. **I’m a junior level dev.**
> I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev.
> I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev.
> I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev.
> I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev.
> I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev.
> I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev.
> I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev.
> I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev.
> I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev.
> I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev.
> I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev.
> I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev.
> I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev. I’m a junior level dev.
> I’m a junior level dev.

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2024-06-10T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What did he mean by this?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
HarryTrumanDorisDay +2m +4 / -0
{IMG}

GovernorOfNewYork +33m +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
:#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump: :#marseytrump:

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2024-10-08T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors do a little trolling
URL: {REDDIT: r/Coronavirus trump_says_covid_19_vaccine_is_a_hoax_says_he}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +12m +4 / -0
> I don’t think Trump knows what “hoax” means.
:marseyxd:
Bardfinn would love this

GooooooldMember +11m +3 / -0
This is what happens when you have a bunch of people on reddit who think trump is this deep thinker who thinks in abstracts and isnt just the retard who said the n word in the 80s

GooooooldMember +11m +3 / -0
{REDDIT: r/Coronavirus trump_says_covid_19_vaccine_is_a_hoax_says_he}
https://old.reddit.com/user/Slow-Defense-4343
{REDDIT: r/Coronavirus trump_says_covid_19_vaccine_is_a_hoax_says_he}
https://old.reddit.com/user/2006G2006G
{REDDIT: r/Coronavirus trump_says_covid_19_vaccine_is_a_hoax_says_he}
https://old.reddit.com/user/Toxic_Bunny
{REDDIT: r/Coronavirus trump_says_covid_19_vaccine_is_a_hoax_says_he}
https://old.reddit.com/user/Red_Mist2
{REDDIT: r/Coronavirus trump_says_covid_19_vaccine_is_a_hoax_says_he}
https://old.reddit.com/user/MusicMan6969
{REDDIT: r/Coronavirus trump_says_covid_19_vaccine_is_a_hoax_says_he}
https://old.reddit.com/user/Manatee_Meatballs
{REDDIT: r/Coronavirus trump_says_covid_19_vaccine_is_a_hoax_says_he}
https://old.reddit.com/user/Loud_Package_902

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2022-09-01T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I'm a gay guy, and I'm here to tell you that my relationship with my husband has been perfect for 12 years, and I have never had any problems with sex. The only problem I have had is with my wife's ex-boyfriend, who I am still friends with. He is a great guy, and I love him very much. I have never had any problems with him, and I hope that you will too." "I am a woman, and I am here to tell you that my relationship with my husband has been perfect for 12 years, and I have never had any problems with sex. The only problem I have had is with my husband's ex-girlfriend, who I am still friends with. She is a great woman, and I love her very much. I have never had any problems with her, and I hope that you will too."
URL: https://www.reveddit.com/v/AskReddit/comments/wz5m23/what_is_the_biggest_turn_off_you_have_for_a
VOTES: +31 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
comics_for_trans_rights +2m +14 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:

  R +48m +6 / -0
  :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

Sneed +20m +10 / -0
:marseysoypoint::marseysoypoint::marseysoypoint:

Blackpokemon +1h +8 / -0
>im a gay guy, and i have a wife
:marseyglancing: :marseyglancing: :marseyglancing:

ElectricFencePence +36m +7 / -0
I'm a straight guy, and I'm here to tell you that my relationship with my wife has been perfect for 12 years, and I have never had any problems with sex. The only problem I have had is with my wife's ex-boyfriend, who I am still friends with. He is a great guy, and I love him very much. I have never had any problems with him, and I hope that you will too.

Jewdanksdad +1h +4 / -0
Good morning, i hate redditors

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2023-06-19T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_went_to_the_gym_and_the_pool_why_is_it_so_hard}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
She needs to be in her own hole
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +3m +31 / -0
> I’m a gym rat, I go to the gym 3-4x a week
:#marseychonkerfoid:

  BignatiusMacintosh +58m +21 / -0
  I'm a gym rat. I go to the gym three or four times a week.
  :marseybuff:

    KoreanDandyKing +4m +11 / -0
    {GIF}
    :marseybuff:

      BignatiusMacintosh +3m +7 / -0
      :marseyxd:

    TheDunceonMaster +1h +4 / -0
    >I'm a gym rat. I go to the gym three or four times a week.
    :#gigachad4:

      BignatiusMacintosh +27m +5 / -0
      {GIF}

        TheDunceonMaster +2h +3 / -0
        I've been working out for 2 years and I'm not even close to being as good as him. I need to start using gear.

    JohnDevereaux +1h +3 / -0
    {IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +3m +12 / -0
  :marseydisagree: I can tell you don't go to the gym

    KoreanDandyKing +1m +10 / -0
    I go to the gym 3-4x a week!
    :marseyindignant:

      BigBussyHunter +1m +9 / -0
      :marseycheerupretard: You are a valid gym goer

  TheDunceonMaster +2h +5 / -

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2023-01-20T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why do all the politicians have to be so ugly?
URL: {REDDIT: r/pics why_do_all_the_politicians_have_to_be_so_ugly}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Why do all the politicians have to be so ugly?
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +3m +10 / -0
{IMG}
:soyjackwow:

  Marsey +2h +2 / -0
  She is the ugliest person in that picture

    BigBussyHunter +10m +3 / -0
    I know, I know. I'm just bussy posting :marseycool:

      Marsey +3m +2 / -0
      I know you are but what am I

        BigBussyHunter +1m +1 / -0
        :marseyshy2: Me too

          Marsey +2m +2 / -0
          You are not me
          You are
          BigBussyHunter

            BigBussyHunter +5m +2 / -0
            :marseynotes: My name is BigBussyHunter and I live in Marsey

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +4h +2 / -0
  >wears mask to hide an overbite
  I bet he's not a Trump voter

ProterozoicBussy +1h +4 / -0
{IMG}
I'm voting for him

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +3h +1 / -0
  The most important election of all time
  :#marseyputin:

ManBearFridge +1h +2 / -0
I'm not convinced

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +3h +1 / -0
  If the US president was a Russian sexpat, I would be a lot more trusting of US policyersers

Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +1h +1 / -0
All the hot politicians are on the other side of the aisle.

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +3h +1 / -0
  I really need to see some gay politician sex tapeers
  :#marseycoomer2

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2024-02-10T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bardfinn is being investigated for a potential hate crime
URL: {REDDIT: r/ModSupport new_policies_on_reporting_and_handling_of_hate}
VOTES: +45 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +2m +26 / -0
Holy fuck he's done it

  giga_jannies +20m +17 / -0
  {IMG}
  :#marseybegging:

  sirpingsalot +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseysaluteusa:

  Hoss +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseyfsjal:

carpathianflorist +1m +21 / -0
He’s going to jail

  BigBussyHunter +11m +11 / -0
  :#marseywholesome:

  Hoss +1h +6 / -0
  I'm starting to think Steve might have actually gotten too uppity.

    carpathianflorist +4m +4 / -0
    I was actually considering this today for the first time since he was arrested
    I think he might have finally fucked around and found out

      Hoss +2m +6 / -0
      He crossed the line when he started fedposting about murdering people IRL. That's a line that no one should cross.

BigBussyHunter +11m +12 / -0
> We will continue to work with law enforcement, where applicable, in investigating and/or reporting potential criminal activity.
:marseyxd: :marseyemojirofl:
> In some cases, we will refer potential criminal activity to the FBI, depending on the nature of the incident.
I think bardy is going to get a visit from the feds, too :marseywholesome:

  Proctologist +1h +5 / -0
  Bardfinn got a visit from the FBI a few months ago to inform him that his child support was behind and he needs to pay up.

  Hoss +1h +2 / -0
  I hope the FBI tips off the feds in Garland.

ThousandBestLives +23m +

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2023-02-09T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/vegancirclejerk does a heckin transphobia
URL: {REDDIT: r/vegancirclejerk excuse_me_but_i_think_this_is_a_little_misleading}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +15m +26 / -0
> This is why I stopped eating meat. Not because I care about animals, but because I care about trans people.
:#marseyemojirofl:

  peepeehands +18m +10 / -0
  :#marseytransrentfree:

  Awoo +2h +4 / -0
  That was my second favorite comment. The best was the one that said they wouldn't be able to be vegan in a world without trans people. Trans lives matter.

peepeehands +3m +19 / -0
> This is why I stopped eating meat. Not because I care about animals, but because I care about trans people.
what

  AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +33m +13 / -0
  Animals would be more likely to survive without vegans, trans people have to have them.

  BigBussyHunter +32m +11 / -0
  r/vegancirclejerk is a great place to find some real retards :marseydunce:

  GT +1h +4 / -0
  what's the connection here

BigBussyHunter +33m +10 / -0
> This is why I stopped eating meat. Not because I care about animals, but because I care about trans people.
> Trans people are less likely to be able to get meat than cis people. Trans people are also more likely to be vegan and vegetarian because of the animal abuse that happens to them in the medical industry.
> This is why I stopped eating meat. Not because I care about animals, but because I care about trans people.
> Trans people are less likely to be able to get meat than cis people. Trans people are also more likely to be vegan and vegetarian because of the animal abuse that happens to them in the medical industry.
> This is why I stopped eating meat. Not because I care about animals, but because I care about

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2024-07-15T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Wake up babe, new Nazi just dropped
URL: https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-rejects-claims-saying-its-bombardment-israel-was-antisemitic-2024-07-15/
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +15m +5 / -0
> US and other Western countries have accused Hamas and Iran of antisemitism
:marseyjanny2: :!marseyjanny2:

Majopa +1m +4 / -0
> The US government, however, has not previously said it was anti-Semitic to target Hamas, which it has long branded as a terrorist organisation.
:marseyhmm:

  ChungusEnjoyer +14m +2 / -0
  :marseyxd: Just wait until the Israelites start throwing gays off roofs

Majopa +43s +3 / -0
> The US government, however, has not previously said it was anti-Semitic to target Hamas, which it has long branded as a terrorist organisation.
:marseyhmm:

Majopa +43s +2 / -0
> The US government, however, has not previously said it was anti-Semitic to target Hamas, which it has long branded as a terrorist organisation.
:marseyhmm:

Majopa +43s +2 / -0
> The US government, however, has not previously said it was anti-Semitic to target Hamas, which it has long branded as a terrorist organisation.
:marseyhmm:

Majopa +43s +2 / -0
> The US government, however, has not previously said it was anti-Semitic to target Hamas, which it has long branded as a terrorist organisation.
:marseyhmm: :marseyhmm:

Majopa +43s +2 / -0
> The US government, however, has not previously said it was anti-Semitic to target Hamas, which it has long branded as a terrorist organisation.
:marseyhmm: :marseyhmm: :marseyhmm: :marseyhmm:

Majopa +43s +2 / -0
> The US government, however

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2025-02-19T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The "feminist" who got kicked out of the new york times for liking the Joe Rogan podcast on twitter is now suing the new york times for libel
URL: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/business/media/joe-rogan-twitter-lawsuit.html
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +28 / -0
> Ms. Walsh filed a lawsuit on Monday in Manhattan Supreme Court against the Times, charging that the paper and Mr. Wang violated her rights to free speech and fair dealing
> She is seeking unspecified damages, an order requiring the Times to retract its article and a public apology.
lmao

  Majopa +2m +23 / -0
  > "The New York Times article defamed me by falsely accusing me of a crime, and I am seeking a retraction and an apology."
  > "I was unfairly removed from my position at The Times and I am seeking damages for the harm I have suffered as a result of the article."
  > "I am confident that the truth will prevail and that I will be vindicated in this case."
  > "I am grateful for the support of my colleagues and friends during this difficult time."

    peepeehands +1m +23 / -0
    > "I am seeking a retraction and an apology."
    lmao
    :#marseybegging:

    W +1h +4 / -0
    :#marseysal:

  hypernovasaiz +47m +8 / -0
  > She is seeking unspecified damages, an order requiring the Times to retract its article and a public apology.
  {IMG}

  tempest +1h +6 / -0
  I wonder if she'll get the $5000 she's probably owed under the NY law.

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +5m +15 / -0
> She also filed a lawsuit on Monday against the company, alleging that it violated her rights to free speech and fair dealing. She is seeking unspecified damages, an order requiring the Times to retract its article and a public apology.
What a cunt

  j

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2024-02-01T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: “I don’t see any reason why I shouldn’t have an abortion at 32 weeks. It’s my body my choice.” : TwoXChromosomes
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_dont_see_any_reason_why_i_shouldnt_have_an}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{GIF}
COMMENTS:
ABC +5m +10 / -0
> [Fetuses aren’t people.]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_dont_see_any_reason_why_i_shouldnt_have_an})
>> Fetuses are human beings. They are living, growing, and capable of feeling pain.
>>> They’re also too young to consent to sex. If you have sex with someone who can’t consent to sex, you’re a rapist. If you bring a fetus into the world against its will, you’re a rapist. It’s not a person, it’s a human being.
>>>> That’s a lot of words to say that you don’t like abortion, and you’re willing to lie about what a fetus is to justify that opinion.
:soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe:

  Bluefish +1h +5 / -0
  I remember when it was "fetal" alcohol syndrome and now it's "fetal" alcohol disorder

BimothyX2 +6m +5 / -0
Just leave the baby in a bush

DaddyReagan +23m +4 / -0
> It’s my body, my choice
This is the most retarded thing I've ever heard. If you're pro choice then you're pro a 1 year old being aborted for any reason. This is a totally nonsensical argument.

  Haberdasher +1h +1 / -0
  I'm pro choice, so I'm also pro killing babies up to 1 year old.

    DaddyReagan +26m +1 / -0
    So you're retarded and have no idea what the pro choice argument is.

      Haberdasher +1h +1 / -0
      :#marseyagreefast:

ConchShell +1h +3 / -0
Her

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2025-03-20T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New stonetoss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
asshole +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}ossoss
{IMG}
!slotsmb1000

G-PIG +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}oss
{IMG}
!slots1000

  G-PIG +42s +1 / -0
  {IMG}ottoss
  {IMG}
  !slots1000

    G-PIG +54s +1 / -0
    {IMG}ottoss
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    !slots1000

      G-PIG +37s +1 / -0
      {IMG}ottoss
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                      G-PIG +22s +1 / -0
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                      !slots1000

                        G-PIG +23s +1 / -0
                        {IMG

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2023-05-06T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a high school teacher, and I'm sick of the way schools are being run.
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers im_a_high_school_teacher_and_im_sick_of_the_way}
VOTES: +49 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm a high school teacher, and I'm sick of the way schools are being run.
I'm a high school teacher. I teach a mix of history and english classes at a small-ish high school (400 students).
The school has been run by the same admin team for the last 25 years. I've been here for 15 years, and I have no problem with any of them.
It's not the admin's fault, though. The issue is that the school is run like a business. The school's mission statement is to "make our students successful and happy". I disagree. The school's mission should be to "teach our students how to be good citizens, and to help them learn how to succeed in the world". It's not about making money. It's about teaching kids how to be good people.
The school is run like a business. Students are treated like products. They're graded on a curve, and they're ranked against each other. The school is constantly competing with other schools, and the school's success is measured by how many students it sends to college.
The problem is that the school is not teaching students how to be good citizens. It's teaching them how to compete against each other. The school is not teaching students how to be good people. It's teaching them how to be successful in the world.
The school is not teaching students how to be good citizens. It's teaching them how to compete against each other. The school is not teaching students how to be good people. It's teaching them how to be successful in the world.
The school is not teaching students how to be good citizens. It's teaching them how to compete against each other. The school is not teaching students how to be good people. It's teaching them how to be successful in the world.
The school is not teaching students how to be good citizens. It's teaching them how to compete against each other. The school is not teaching students how to be good people. It's teaching them how to be successful in the world.
The school is not teaching students how to

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2024-05-11T15Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: The west has fallen
URL: {TWEET: 3YearLetterman}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +5m +6 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases:

dramaqueen +1h +3 / -0
new yorkers be like i need a black nigga to kill me

  JohnDevereaux +4h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

HailVictory1776 +1h +2 / -0
I hope this was on video so the pigs can be held accountable

  JohnDevereaux +4h +1 / -0
  >I hope this was on video so the pigs can be held accountable
  {IMG}

JohnDevereaux +6h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +3m +1 / -0
  {IMG}ott

    JohnDevereaux +1m +1 / -0
    {IMG}ott_ott

      JohnDevereaux +1m +1 / -0
      {IMG}ott_ott_ott

        JohnDevereaux +43s +1 / -0
        {IMG}ott_ott_ott_ott

          JohnDevereaux +3m +1 / -0
          {IMG}ott_ott_ott_ott_ott

            JohnDevereaux +39s +1 / -0
            {IMG}ott_ott_ott_ott_ott_ott

              JohnDevereaux +46s +1 / -0
              {IMG}ott_ott_ott_ott_ott_ott_ott

                JohnDevereaux +2m +1 / -0
                {IMG}ott_ott_ott_ott_ott_ott_ott_ott

                  JohnDevereaux +1m +1 / -0
                  {IMG}ott_ott_ott_ott_ott_ott_ott_ott_ott

                    JohnDevereaux +2m +1 / -0
                    {IMG}ott_ott_ott_ott_ott_ott_ott_ott_

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2022-07-19T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I miss the old Reddit
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +44 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
coned +14m +25 / -0
it's the same thing
> i miss when reddit was great and everyone was a heckin' good person who agreed with me!

  BigBussyHunter +1h +9 / -0
  I miss the days when reddit was like a little country club where you had to be invited in. I thought they were like r/fatpeoplehate and r/loveforanimesexuals, where you had to be a mod or a friend of a mod to get in. Then it was like, "Oh, yeah, you can have a non-moderator account now." And I was like, "Wow, you guys are so cool!" :marseyclueless:

  GooooooldMember +2h +3 / -0
  What the fuck do you think the old reddit was, a warren of jackass chuds? You didnt see the memes about how much better reddit was in 2010 but the reality is that it was always full of dweebs and pseuds

    coned +15m +3 / -0
    i don't know what you think the old reddit was, but it was a lot different than the reddit of today.
    the old reddit was full of dweebs and pseuds. it was a place where you could actually talk about things and people didn't get banned for wrongthink.

      GooooooldMember +1m +2 / -0
      > it was a place where you could actually talk about things and people didn't get banned for wrongthink.
      Nah reddit has always had a bunch of pearl clutching fags. It was just a different type of pearl clutching. It was also just a different type of dweebs and pseuds. It wasnt like the average person was banned for wrongthink, they just got banned by a bunch of losers

        coned +4m +1 / -0
        > It wasnt like the average person was banned for wrongthink, they just got banned by a bunch of losers
        :quote: average person :quote:

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2023-07-01T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How do you guys feel about hating on women?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I hate women.
COMMENTS:
Maximus +4m +16 / -1
{IMG}

  UraniumDonGER +1h +5 / -0
  :marseyokay:

  KinoBushido +1h +5 / -0
  The only woman I respect :marseykneel:

Klenn_and_Back_Again +12m +10 / -0
I love women, I don't even hate women.

  UnpackThisSweaty +59m +6 / -0
  You don't hate women, you just hate ugly women and fat women.

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +1h +2 / -0
    I love ugly women and fat women.

      UnpackThisSweaty +18h +2 / -0
      No you don't

  dramaqueen +1h +4 / -0
  u know ur a real nigga when u love women

  UncleAbortion +1h +3 / -0
  Same. I don't hate women. I just hate their stupid opinions, their stupid behaviour, their stupid bodies, their stupid behaviour.
  I don't hate them. They're fine people. They're just terrible women.

Guzzy +29m +9 / -0
I love women. :marseybow:

Hordofboars +2m +8 / -0
:#marseyagree:

peepeehands +51s +8 / -0
i hate women

BimothyX1 +2m +6 / -1
I'm bimothy

  UnpackThisSweaty +1h +2 / -0
  Hello Bimothy

FrozenChosen +1m +7 / -0
I don’t hate women. I just hate ugly women.

  Downie +35m +4 / -0
  What do you think of ugly men?

    FrozenChosen +2m +6 / -0
    Ugly men should try to be rich.

      Downie +1m +4 / -0
      That's a good way

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2023-01-02T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Pizza has made a new comment
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +32m +6 / -0
I was going to comment "I'm going to rape pizza," but I'm out of the loop and don't know what the joke is.

  ChristoffWChanderson +21m +4 / -0
  I'm going to rape pizza :marseyexcited:

  johnnypoop +23m +3 / -0
  It's a metaphor for pizza being a literal fucking retard who only knows how to consume foids

DickButtKiss +29m +2 / -0
Lol.

johnnypoop +54m +2 / -0
{IMG}.

ChristoffWChanderson +55m +1 / -0
I'm going to rape pizza :marseyexcited:

Don_wei +2h +1 / -0
I'm going to rape pizza :marseyexcited:

Zuzie +1h +1 / -0
I'm going to rape pizza :marseyexcited:.

H +1h +1 / -0
{GIF}

  H +20s +1 / -0
  {GIF}cott

    H +16s +1 / -0
    {GIF}cott

      H +16s +1 / -0
      {GIF}cott

        H +17s +1 / -0
        {GIF}cott

          H +14s +1 / -0
          {GIF}cott

            H +18s +1 / -0
            {GIF}cott

              H +13s +1 / -0
              {GIF}cott

                H +14s +1 / -0
                {GIF}cott

                  H +22s +1 / -0
                  {GIF}cott

                    H +20s +1 / -0
                    {GIF}cott

                      H +1

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2024-05-03T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor posts pic of his wife with a woman on the beach, all the comments are super weird and creepy
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_asking_my_wife_what_happened_with_the}
VOTES: +59 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +10m +90 / -0
>>I mean, it's not a crime to be jealous.
>>In fact, it's a good thing. It means you care about your spouse and want to protect them.
:marseyxd:

  DickButtKiss +2m +67 / -0
  Yea that's the strangest thing about that thread, they all act like this was a good thing

    SpookyFartMan69 +4m +40 / -0
    It's pretty weird. I was on the fence but the comments are just insane.
    100% not my wife :marseyindignant:

      rDramaDegenInDenial +3h +15 / -0
      Its actually pretty normal, i'm sure there are a bunch of people who went through the same thing with their wife or girlfriend and it was normal and nothing to worry about

    Aba +2h +17 / -0
    They're all gay

      Haberdasher +16m +9 / -0
      And they're all fat.

      Qar +1h +6 / -0
      :#marseydisagreefast:

  BussydoFollower +1h +22 / -0
  Redditors are the most submissive and servile group of people on the internet.

    AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +13 / -0
    They’re also the most violent people on the internet. They’ll go to great lengths to subjugate others.

    fartnigga +5h +8 / -0
    > most submissive and servile group of people
    :marseyquestion:

  KoreanDandyKing +1h +15 / -0
  Thats why its funny when foids get jealous and throw the first rock or something.

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2022-09-27T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You know what's really funny? That this is the first time I've ever said the n word, so I'm a bit shocked myself.
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_a_word_that_you_used_to_find_offensive_but}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +10m +5 / -0
> [–]Bodysnatcher[S] 3 points 20 hours ago
> [Yeah, I'm not a fan of the term "n word," even though it is a pretty accurate term. It's like saying "cunt" or "faggot," in that the term itself is offensive.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_a_word_that_you_used_to_find_offensive_but})
:marseylaugh:
> [–]African2725 1 point 20 hours ago
> [I think you're a pussy.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_a_word_that_you_used_to_find_offensive_but})
> [–]Bodysnatcher[S] 0 points 20 hours ago
> [I can't be a pussy if I've never said the n word before now.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_a_word_that_you_used_to_find_offensive_but})
> [–]African2725 2 points 20 hours ago
> [So you're not a pussy and you're not racist. Just curious, why did you say it now?]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_a_word_that_you_used_to_find_offensive_but})
> [–]Bodysnatcher[S] 2 points 20 hours ago
> [I don't know, but I'm glad I did. It's not something I'll do again, but I'm glad I said it.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_a_word_that_you_used_to_find_offensive_but})
:#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl:

  STAN_ARTMS +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyoctopus3:

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2023-07-18T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseychonkerfoid: :marseytrain:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit people_who_identify_as_someone_other_than_the}
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +23 / -0
> I’ve been trans since I was born. My mom is trans too. I’m a lesbian, I don’t like being trans because I’m so different from other girls, but I love who I am and I’m happy with who I am.
>trans since I was born
:marseyhmm:
>My mom is trans too
:marseyhmmm:
> I’m a lesbian, I don’t like being trans because I’m so different from other girls
:marseythonk:
> but I love who I am and I’m happy with who I am.
:marseyhyperthonk:

  BigBussyHunter +1m +21 / -0
  :marseyinvestigate:
  It's a biofoid :marseyitsover:

    Anti-Weed_Crusader +2m +14 / -0
    It’s always the ones you most suspect
    :#marseywrongthonk:

      BigBussyHunter +1m +11 / -0
      :marseyagree:
      I was all :marseydetective: but then it was obvious. I feel so r-slurred

  ThousandBestLives +2h +4 / -0
  I am what I have and I love it
  :#marseyretardchad:

  Unfunnyandundramatic +11h +2 / -0
  >trans since I was born
  > My mom is trans too.
  Why does this person's mom have a daughter?

    BigBussyHunter +6h +2 / -0
    :#marseywrongthonk:

  Unfunnyandundramatic +11h +1 / -0
  > My mom is trans too.
  Why does this person's mom have a daughter?

    BigBussyHunter +6h +1 / -0
    :#marseywrongthonk

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2024-10-05T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywitch2: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitch: :marseydarkfoidretard: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitch2: :marseywitch: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitch2: :marseywitch:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueUnpopularOpinion witchcraft_is_basically_foid_godotism}
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +4h +1 / -0
i laughed thanks/// the downvotes are quite telling

  Majopa +1h +1 / -0
  :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered:/ :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitchtriggered:

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2023-08-16T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/conspiracy declares war on the CIA
URL: {REDDIT: r/conspiracy if_you_think_the_cia_is_a_good_guy_organization}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BignatiusMacintosh +15m +4 / -0
> 100% agree. The CIA was created to spy on American citizens, and the FBI was created to spy on the CIA. The NSA is the actual spying organization. The CIA is a corrupt organization full of sociopathic psychopaths who have a very warped sense of moral right and wrong, and they believe that they are above the law. The FBI is corrupt as well. I have no idea what the NSA is up to, but I'm sure it's nefarious as well.
:marseyschizowall:: The CIA is a corrupt organization full of sociopathic psychopaths who have a very warped sense of moral right and wrong, and they believe that they are above the law. The FBI is corrupt as well. I have no idea what the NSA is up to, but I'm sure it's nefarious as well.

  gigachad_brony +1h +2 / -0
  > The CIA is a corrupt organization full of sociopathic psychopaths who have a very warped sense of moral right and wrong, and they believe that they are above the law.
  :marseysaluteusa:
  > The FBI is corrupt as well.
  :marseyagreefast:
  > I have no idea what the NSA is up to, but I'm sure it's nefarious as well.
  :marseyagreefast::
  > What's the NSA up to?
  :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:

GT +24m +3 / -0
:#marseyfedposthmmm:s aren't too far off

  gigachad_brony +1h +3 / -0
  > The CIA is a corrupt organization full of sociopathic psychopaths who have a very warped sense of moral right and wrong, and they believe

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2024-07-02T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What does this mean?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +55 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +38 / -0
{IMG}

  1 +1h +13 / -0
  I'm gonna start posting this if I see "I'm not trying to be mean, but..."

    J +2h +5 / -0
    Its like a half dozen emojis at this point

      1 +2h +4 / -0
      I don't use emojiposting, but I'll start copying and pasting this

        J +13h +2 / -0
        :#marseyagreefast:

  TheOverSeether +3h +4 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

Patsy +5m +31 / -0
i think its a reference to this
{IMG}

  peepeehands +46s +23 / -0
  :#marseycumplosion:

  Eleganza +17m +16 / -0
  i love this so much

  TournamentFishing +3h +5 / -0
  :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

peepeehands +3m +14 / -0
it means she wants to fuck

  1 +1h +10 / -0
  I'm not trying to be mean, but it sounds like she's a little bit of a bitch

    BigBussyHunter +23m +6 / -0
    :#marseywould:

1 +1h +10 / -0
{IMG}

  1 +47s +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    1 +1m +6 / -0
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      1 +25s +6 / -0
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        1 +1m +6 / -0
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          1 +19s +6 / -0
          {IMG}

            1 +1m +6 / -0
            {IMG}

              1 +1

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2024-05-22T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors sneed about the chud :marseychud: that got fired from the circus
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter the_chud_that_got_fired_for_being_a_chud}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Bodysnatcher +22m +15 / -0
> I'll never understand why any company would hire a chud.
>> The only thing that gets me is that he's not a white supremacist. You think someone would hire a white supremacist?
>>> They would, and have. There are a lot of white supremacist businesses out there. I worked for one.
Redditors are so far up their own asses. Like this guy is just a regular chud, but the average redditor is convinced chuds are just like, unemployable because they hate the gays or something.

  syscochill +1h +6 / -0
  > chuds are just like, unemployable because they hate the gays or something.
  Do they really? I've had chuds who I've fired for other reasons. I'm not sure if they're simply incapable of not being chuds or if I'm just not the right person to hire for them.

    Bodysnatcher +1h +2 / -0
    I've seen people say they wouldn't hire a chud on principle, but I'm not sure how widespread that is. I've seen a couple of stories of people getting fired for chuddery, but they were pretty clearly psychopaths, so I'm not sure that would be representative of the average chud.

      syscochill +42m +3 / -0
      > I've seen a couple of stories of people getting fired for chuddery
      The ones I've seen involve chuds saying stupid stuff like "I'd like to be in a white ethnostate." I've seen people say that kind of thing and still be employable.

        Bodysnatcher +5m +2 / -0
        Yeah, I've seen a couple of those too. It's funny how much they always go after the most extreme chuds, and they're probably a drop in the bucket of people with those opinions. I'm

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2022-08-18T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over for Consoomers
URL: https://consumeproduct.win/p/15IyEh170x/hey-frens-let-me-know-if-you-hav/c
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
H +6m +10 / -0
I hate consommeur so much

  Majopa +2m +13 / -0
  I like consoomers, they're funny.

    H +1m +5 / -0
    No they're not

      ThousandBestLives +4h +3 / -0
      Yeah but theyre funny

  Sammael-Beliol +1m +5 / -0
  Yeah they are literally just a bunch of losers who think they are cool, like I said, lol, lmao.
  {IMG}

    ThousandBestLives +4h +2 / -0
    :#!marseymini: :#marseyshooting: :#marseymini:

      Sammael-Beliol +2m +1 / -0
      {IMG}

        ThousandBestLives +2m +1 / -0
        :#!marseymini: :#marseyshooting: :#marseymini:

          Sammael-Beliol +1m +1 / -0
          {IMG}

            ThousandBestLives +2m +1 / -0
            :#!marseymini: :#marseyshooting: :#marseymini:

              Sammael-Beliol +1m +1 / -0
              {IMG}

                ThousandBestLives +4m +1 / -0
                :#!marseymini: :#marseyshooting: :#marseymini:

                  Sammael-Beliol +1m +1 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    ThousandBestLives +3m +1 / -0
                    :#!marseymini: :#marseyshooting: :#marseymini:

                      Sammael-Beliol +1m +1 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        ThousandBestLives +1

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2023-10-27T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Teacher gives an example of a good joke, students do not like it
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers did_i_blow_it}
VOTES: +31 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +7m +22 / -0
The best part about this joke is that they are being taught to be offended. The teacher should be teaching them to be offended at things that are offensive. The teacher is teaching them to be offended at anything they don't like.

  KawaiiFembee +1h +16 / -0
  I read this joke and all I could think was "this is so fucking funny and offensive that it is actually not funny at all and offensive in the same way as the joke is not funny". I don't know how to explain this so I'll just say it again: this is so fucking funny and offensive that it is actually not funny at all and offensive in the same way as the joke is not funny.

  Ladytroon +3m +14 / -0
  >teacher makes joke
  >students laugh
  >teacher is offended
  >makes another joke
  >students don’t laugh
  >teacher laughs
  >is teacher trans?

    arsey +11m +11 / -0
    The teacher is the one who started the class with the joke and the kids are having none of it. I know the kids aren't supposed to laugh, but you know they all cracked up and it's why the teacher is so pissed.

    JohnDevereaux +1h +7 / -0
    {IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +1h +10 / -0
  {IMG}

KoreanDandyKing +2m +18 / -0
{GIF}

  JohnDevereaux +1h +8 / -0
  {IMG}

    KoreanDandyKing +2m +9 / -0
    {GIF}

  NO +11h +4 / -0
  The Asian in me says that picture is wrong.

    KoreanDandyKing +1h +2 / -0
    {GIF}

Dramamine +1h +17 / -0
>I was making a joke about how women

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2022-09-07T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit is now censoring words in titles. r/technology
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology reddit_now_censoring_words_in_titles}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +2m +6 / -0
You mean like it has for years?
https://www.reveddit.com/v/technology/comments/6njgk3/reddit_now_censoring_words_in_titles/?ps_after=1464922271%2C1464931718%2C1464941538%2C1464950245%2C1464962416%2C1464971338%2C1464980301%2C1464990111%2C1464999301%2C1465007304%2C1465016345%2C1465026377%2C1465036737%2C1465046612%2C1465056791%2C1465066008%2C1465075667%2C1465084853%2C1465093815%2C1465102279%2C1465110509%2C1465118505%2C1465126384%2C1465134242%2C1465141983%2C1465149763%2C1465157580%2C1465165525%2C1465173568%2C146

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2023-03-24T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a sucker for these
URL: {TWEET: tr00peRR}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
X +1m +10 / -0
:#marseyeggirl:

  peepeehands +4m +6 / -0
  :#marseyeggirl: :#marseyshooting:

peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
:#marseytrain2:

ConchShell +16m +4 / -0
The whole world is the proof of God's existence.

lmaoprankt +1h +3 / -0
My head canon for every character is that they’re trans

WeihnachtenSalvador +21m +2 / -0
{IMG}

Dahl_Fook +1h +2 / -0
That's not a train that's a plane you fucking retard

  Majopa +1m +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    Dahl_Fook +1m +2 / -0
    Why is there a train on a plane?

      Majopa +1m +1 / -0
      {IMG}

        Dahl_Fook +1m +2 / -0
        Why is there a train on a plane that's on a train?cott

          Majopa +2m +1 / -0
          {IMG}cott

            Dahl_Fook +1m +2 / -0
            Why is there a train on a plane that's on a train that's on a train?cottcott

              Majopa +2m +1 / -0
              {IMG}cottcott

                Dahl_Fook +1m +2 / -0
                Why is there a train on a plane that's on a train that's on a train that's on a train?cottcottcott

                  Majopa +1m +1 / -0
                  {IMG}cottcottcott

                    Dahl_Fook +5m +2 / -0
                    Why is there a train on a plane that's on a train that's on a train that's on a train that's on a train?

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2022-08-27T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The absolute state of r/technology
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology trump_intelligence_reports_show_china_spying_on}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +28m +6 / -0
> Yes. Trump was a traitor to this country and should have been arrested. The US is a nation of immigrants and we should not be spying on our own citizens.
lol :marseywrongthonk:
And of course it's jannied:
{REDDIT: r/technology trump_intelligence_reports_show_china_spying_on}

  GT +10m +3 / -0
  this is literally the logic they use when it comes to anything. It's like their brains are wired to be idiots

KAT_B0T +2m +4 / -0
{IMG}

JimJones +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}

RabidModerate +1h +2 / -0
>Yikes.
:#soyjakanimeglasses:
>:#soyjakanimeglasses:py

Neon_Needles +38m +1 / -0
> A fascist coup is coming.
:marseyhmm:
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py
> :marseyhmm:py

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2023-02-01T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for /r/LoveforLandlords
URL: {REDDIT: r/LoveForLandlords the_subreddit_is_banned}
VOTES: +40 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
ponyblaze +1m +20 / -0
> The subreddit was banned due to being “spam” (my words not theirs)
:#marseyxd:

  Love_Everyone +10m +14 / -0
  I don't know how they could have seen this coming. That's why you never let people who are not on your team know about your plans.

    ponyblaze +4m +10 / -0
    yeah they shoulda kept it on the down low

      Love_Everyone +2m +11 / -0
      I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did. I guess it was just on the back burner for them.

        ponyblaze +2m +10 / -0
        they prolly thought it was a ban evasion sub for some banned sub or something, not a bait sub

          Love_Everyone +1m +10 / -0
          Yeah, but I mean, I would have assumed it was a ban evasion sub too. I guess they were hoping for more r/loveforlandlords the movie style?

            ponyblaze +1m +10 / -0
            i think they just thought it was an anti-rentoid sub

              Love_Everyone +2m +8 / -0
              I didn't even read this until now, but it's a good point. I'm honestly surprised they didn't get it shut down faster.

                ponyblaze +3m +7 / -0
                yeah im surprised too. i thought they would have been on the look out for any new anti-rentoid subs

                  Love_Everyone +10m +5 / -0
                  I'm surprised there weren't more if they were looking for subs like this.

                    ponyblaze +2m +3 / -0
                    i mean there was the original one but thats it

                      Love_Everyone +1m +3 / -0
                      I

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2022-08-14T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/antiwork unionizing, “The working class is going to rise up!”
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork time_to_unionize}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

nokke +1h +2 / -0
lol the unionizing is fake. workers are lazy bastards and would only contribute to lowering wages. workers have no social skills to form any union and have no idea how to deal with the normies

  whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
  https://www.forbes.com/sites/forbestechcouncil/2022/05/18/why-union-membership-is-in-the-shower/?sh=10d95a85205d
  https://www.vox.com/2016/1/22/10848364/union-organizing-democratizing-workplace-reform
  https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/25/opinion/union-membership-america.html
  https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2016/business/union-membership-us-trends/
  https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/09/14/union-membership-has-plummeted-for-a-century-heres-how-we-can-fix-it/?outputType=amp
  https://www.economist.com/leaders/2022/05/19/why-union-membership-is-falling
  https://www.econlib.org/why-are-unions-disappearing/?outputType=amp
  https://www.investopedia.com/terms/u/union.asp
  https://www.investopedia.com/terms/u/union.asp
  https://www.investopedia.com/terms/u/union.asp
  https://www.investopedia.com/terms/u/union.asp workers are lazy bastards and would only contribute to lowering wages.ott workers have no social skills to form any union and have no idea how to deal with the normies workers are lazy bastards and would only contribute to lowering wages

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2024-05-09T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Journos discuss: Is it rape if you're drunk?
URL: https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/05/drunk-sex-rape/678262/
VOTES: +50 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +3m +63 / -1
> I am not suggesting that people who are drunk should be raped. I am suggesting that the question of whether drunk sex is rape is a question that should be left to the people who were drunk, not the people who were sober.
:#marseyshesright:

  CeetheAndSope +22m +44 / -1
  !boozers, !fellas, !truecels, !truthnuke. :marseytruthnuke:
  :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk: :#marseydrunk:

  BussydoFollower +11h +2 / -0
  That's why rape is wrong: because it's about power and control.

MeowMixed +28m +36 / -1
>Exactly. It depends on the context. If you are at a party and you go up to someone who is already there and they say they want to have sex with you, and you say yes, it’s not rape. If you are at a party and you are drunk and someone comes up to you and says they want to have sex with you, and you say yes, it’s not rape.

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AUTHOR: Majopa
DATE: 2024-11-25T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/olympiaWA discusses the homeless
URL: {REDDIT: r/olympiaWA olympia_police_to_target_homeless_camp_in_fairfield}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +4m +5 / -0
> The camp is about 18 people and includes a makeshift kitchen, a propane heater, and a tent.
That's a lot of tents! :marseyemojilaugh:

  Majopa +1m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

misterwigger +5m +4 / -0
Olympia? Isn't that where they had the gay orgy thing?

  Majopa +5m +4 / -0
  Pretty sure it's in Olympia where they had the big gay orgy with the 13 year old kid.

    misterwigger +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseyaware:

  inquirer +17m +3 / -0
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympia,_Washington#Demographics
  {IMG}

    misterwigger +2m +3 / -0
    > Gay population
    :#marseyemojilaugh:

misterwigger +13m +4 / -0
> The camp is about 18 people and includes a makeshift kitchen, a propane heater, and a tent.
:#marseysmughips:
> Olympia police plan to target homeless camp in Fairfield Park
:#marseyemojilaugh:

  misterwigger +1m +3 / -0
  > 18 people
  :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2021-12-19T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is there a solution to the "we can't have fun" problem?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
As we all know, there are a lot of people on the internet who love to tell you how much fun you can't have.
COMMENTS:
X +4m +16 / -0
https://rdrama.net/post/31431/hi-i-am-a-moderator-of
:#marseytroublemaker:

  MakePepeDankAgain +3m +10 / -0
  What are they going to do about it?

    X +5m +13 / -0
    nothing, they're too busy seething at us :marseycrying2: :marseylaugh:
    {IMG}

      X +23m +10 / -0
      lmao
      {IMG}

      BigBussyHunter +3m +9 / -0
      :marseykingcrown: :marseyking:
      :marseyclapping: :marseyjam:

      MakePepeDankAgain +2h +3 / -0
      Link?

        X +4m +2 / -0
        [rdrama's evil plan to make redditors' jannies seethe](https://rdrama.net/post/31431/hi-i-am-a-moderator-of)

  BigBussyHunter +1m +6 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:
  :marseyking:

  garlicdoors +10m +6 / -0
  Isn't that just what they did with r/drama?

    X +3m +10 / -0
    this is a different kind of seethe, i'm not sure why but it's coming from the "good" side of reddit
    {IMG}
    :#marseyxd:

      garlicdoors +1m +10 / -0
      >I'm not sure why
      They're retarded

        X +1m +11 / -0
        :#marseyagree:
        I've never seen this level of seethe, you're right :marseylaugh: :marseyla

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2021-12-26T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why can't I use the chud award?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I wasted 200 dramacoin on it. I got the award but it doesn't work. The admins have gone full chud.
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +10m +3 / -0
I think the chud award is currently broken

  MakePepeDankAgain +1h +1 / -0
  Thank you, I appreciate the information.

Roadrash +3m +3 / -0
Same, I got mine for free though

  MakePepeDankAgain +2m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    Roadrash +2m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      MakePepeDankAgain +2m +3 / -0
      I'm glad the chud award is free for all now.

        Roadrash +2m +3 / -0
        I hope it will be used to it's full potential, the good old "I'm black" is a funny one

          MakePepeDankAgain +2m +2 / -0
          I got one for free. I was told the first chud award for each user was free. I don't know if I'll use it yet. I don't want to be a hater.

            Roadrash +1m +2 / -0
            I'm gonna get drunk now and keep an eye on my notifications

              MakePepeDankAgain +3m +2 / -0
              I'm going to stay sober and think about how I'm going to use this award.

MakePepeDankAgain +1m +2 / -0
Also, why does the award not work? How can I use it? I want to be a chud and spread hate. I can't without the award. :marseymad: :marseymad: :marseymad:

  MakePepeDankAgain +56s +2 / -0
  I think I was able to use it and now I can't. I'm not sure. I want to be a chud. I want to spread hate. I want to

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-01-11T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor realizes that the media is running an anti-trump campaign. Another redditor says no, it's the people.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueAnon trump_is_kinda_lost}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
remember_to_be_kind +14m +15 / -0
> I’m not a Trump supporter. I don’t like him. But I’ll be damned if I support a party that is actively trying to silence me.
As a proud rDrama user I am also actively trying to silence you

  BigBussyHunter +20m +8 / -0
  :marseyagree:
  :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking:

Enrico_Motassa +19m +10 / -0
>It’s the people.
But this is the problem. Trump's "people" are just as stupid as his detractors, they're just more vocal. They are the most fragile people on the planet, they can't take even a little bit of criticism.

  MakePepeDankAgain +30m +6 / -0
  The idea that there's a common people vs the elite is a myth. The people are divided into their own classes as well. You're just as much an elite as anyone else if you make enough money. But that's not what the people vs elite myth is about. It's about the people's desire to feel oppressed in order to justify their own inadequacies. It's about the people's desire to be the underdog. It's about the people's desire to be the oppressed. It's about the people's desire to be the victim. It's about the people's desire to be the poor. It's about the people's desire to be the weak. It's about the people's desire to be the sick. It's about the people's desire to be the disabled. It's about the people's desire to be the mentally ill. It's about the people's desire to be the uneducated. It's about the people's desire to be the unskilled. It's about the people's desire to be the untrained. It's about the people's desire to be the unqualified.

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-01-08T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: To all the women here: if you don't want to be objectified, don't post a picture of your body. It's that simple.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +76 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Post hand, face, etc. Only. This will also help you avoid the creepiest users here. If you still get harassed, just send an admin a picture of your hand. If they don't respond, you have nothing to worry about.
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +1m +86 / -0
This is an unironic advice post
:#marseyeyeroll:

  MakePepeDankAgain +5m +37 / -0
  :marseycanned:

    Saint_Nicholas +1m +33 / -0
    :#marseyanticarp:
    :#marseyanticarp:

      MakePepeDankAgain +1m +31 / -0
      :marseyanticarp: :marseyanticarp: :marseyanticarp:

  everyone +1h +33 / -0
  It's a bit of a pickle. If foids want attention they post pictures of their bodies, and if they don't want attention they post pictures of their bodies. You can't win.

    BigBussyHunter +1h +22 / -0
    >You can't win.
    :marseyagree:
    The only way to win is not to play
    :marseygrilling2:

      everyone +13m +16 / -0
      > The only way to win is not to play
      I don't think that's right, the only way to win is to play in such a way that you become the main character of the story and everyone is simping for you all the time, you are always the center of attention, the most important person in the universe. You can't do it by simply posting pictures of your body, you have to have a _persona_ and be on top of your game all the time. It's like acting in a movie, and the movie is your life.

        BigBussyHunter +1m +13 / -0
        :marseyxd:
        :m

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-08-09T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A guide to the "K" in K-12
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +1m +7 / -0
:marseybooba:
Why is the K in K-12 so big?

  MakePepeDankAgain +1m +8 / -0
  Not my fault it's so hot

    BigBussyHunter +4m +3 / -0
    :marseyblush:

    tempest +29m +2 / -0
    :#marseynut:

  zombiecel +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseycoomer:

    BigBussyHunter +6m +2 / -0
    :marseyagree:

Anti-Weed_Crusader +1h +1 / -0
I can’t wait to get to the K in K-12 and suck her off
:#marseycoomer:

Avalon +1h +1 / -0
:#marseybooba:

  Avalon +1m +1 / -0
  > Found 87 Coins!
  :#praiseallah:

    Avalon +1m +1 / -0
    > Found 87 Coins!
    :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah:

      Avalon +1m +1 / -0
      > Found 87 Coins!
      :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#praiseallah: :#pr

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-06-20T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I made a bot to do a little trolling and I got a few bites. It's still very early but I thought I'd post it.
URL: https://old.reddit.com/user/antifametadrama
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think I have a few followers now. It seems like all I need to do is keep it going and eventually I can make some bait posts.
I'm hoping to get some redditors to join rdrama.
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +11m +9 / -0
I got a few bites too, and someone followed me too. Good job!

  MakePepeDankAgain +3m +7 / -0
  Thanks, I'm just hoping it takes off.

    TariqNasheed +1m +6 / -0
    If it does, you should be able to get some subs banned pretty easily.

      MakePepeDankAgain +1m +5 / -0
      I'd be very happy with that. I know there are a few subs that are even more retarded than the average.

DudeBussyLmao +3m +5 / -0
Good job!
Now you should make a new bot to make fun of this one.

  MakePepeDankAgain +11m +5 / -0
  That's the idea. I'm hoping I can make a bot that responds to everything the other bot says.

    DudeBussyLmao +4m +5 / -0
    That would be really funny.

BasicallyADoxxer +1h +4 / -0
post some samples, I’m curious

  MakePepeDankAgain +5m +5 / -0
  It's not much, but here are a few. I'm having trouble getting it to say anything though.
  {REDDIT: r/antifastonetoss antifametadrama}
  {REDDIT: r/antifastonetoss antifametadrama}
  {REDDIT: r/antifastonetoss antifametadrama}
  {REDDIT: r/antifastonetoss antifametadrama}

    BasicallyADoxxer +2

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-05-26T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseychonker2: :marseyobese: :marseychonker2: :marseyobese:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Wuzizname +1h +3 / -0
:marseychonker2::marseyscooter::marseyobese::marseychonker2:

GovernorOfNewYork +1h +3 / -0
I'm not reading all that but I'm willing to bet the answer is "hug box." :marseyobesescale:

Urboros +41m +3 / -0
I just saw the title and I was like "I can't even finish that sentence. I can't even fathom it. It's not even worth it. It's just not worth it. No amount of time spent on that is worth it. I can't even finish that sentence."
:#marseyobesescale:...otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-03-07T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: MAGAcel conspiracy theorists sneed at Biden
URL: {REDDIT: r/MurderedByWords biden_just_stole_the_2020_election}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +38m +3 / -0
Fucking based, Biden

  MakePepeDankAgain +13m +2 / -0
  I'll have to admit, I didn't expect this when he won

    Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
    I thought he was going to be more like a passive observer, but he's turned out to be one of the most active presidents in recent memory. I'm really surprised by how much he's done.

      MakePepeDankAgain +4m +2 / -0
      He's a career politician, and he's seen what the last 20 years have been like. I expected him to just sit back and let the other politicians take the heat for the next few years.

    MakePepeDankAgain +3m +1 / -0
    @Aevann, I'd like to get my grass award refunded, I didn't expect this.

      Aevann +1m +2 / -0
      done king

        MakePepeDankAgain +1m +1 / -0
        :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

          Aevann +1m +2 / -0
          :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

    CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +5h +1 / -0
    He has a very good team

100percentdegenerate +1h +1 / -0
this is gonna be the way he wins reelection, by making people hate him so much they cant vote for anyone else

  CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +5h +1 / -0
  Nah he will lose. He could only win by running on a platform of "i will be the first non-white president" but he is too much of a pussy to do that.

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-11-18T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +200 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
geese_suck +2m +62 / -0
:#marseysal:

  userturkey13 +2m +39 / -0
  :#marseyill:

    geese_suck +3m +32 / -0
    :marseyill: :marseysalpat:

      UraniumDonGER +5m +38 / -0
      :#marseyill::#marseysal::#marseysal::#marseysal:

        tempest +1h +11 / -0
        :#marseysal::#marseysal::#marseysal::#marseyill:

          UraniumDonGER +2m +10 / -0
          :#marseysal::#marseysal::#marseysal::#marseyill::#marseysal::#marseysal::#marseysal:

      userturkey13 +34s +15 / -0
      :#marseysad:

        geese_suck +2m +18 / -0
        :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill:

          userturkey13 +48s +16 / -0
          :#marseysadpat:

            geese_suck +57s +13 / -0
            :marseysal::marseysal::marseysal::marseysal::marseysal::marseysal::marseysal:

      userturkey13 +11s +15 / -0
      :#marseyillpat:

        geese_suck +1m +17 / -0
        :marseysal::marseysal::marseysal::marseysal::marseysal::marseys

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2021-08-25T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Request: Soren (the carp alt) should be banned for 24 hours
URL: N/A
VOTES: +1 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
We all know he's a carp alt
COMMENTS:
Soren +25m +1 / -0
I am not a carp alt, I have a history of being against him.

  MakePepeDankAgain +5h +1 / -0
  You're not even a real alt account.
  Also, you're a carp alt.

    Soren +20m +1 / -0
    I am not a carp alt. I don't know who carp is.

      MakePepeDankAgain +1h +1 / -0
      Soren and carp are the same person.
      Soren is a carp alt.

        Soren +3h +1 / -0
        I am not a carp alt.
        Soren is not a carp alt. I don't know who carp is.

          MakePepeDankAgain +16m +1 / -0
          Soren is a carp alt. You are a carp alt. Soren and carp are the same person. You are a carp alt.

            Soren +10m +1 / -0
            I am not a carp alt. I don't know who carp is.

              MakePepeDankAgain +1h +1 / -0
              Soren and carp are the same person. Soren is a carp alt. You are a carp alt. You are carp.

                Soren +5m +1 / -0
                I am not a carp alt. I don't know who carp is.

                  MakePepeDankAgain +5m +1 / -0
                  You are a carp alt. You are a carp alt. Soren is a carp alt. You are a carp alt. You are a carp alt. You are a carp alt.

                    Soren +1m +1 / -0
                    I am not a carp alt. I don't know who carp is. I am not a carp alt. I don't know who carp is. I am not a carp alt. I don't know who carp is. I

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-01-07T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm bored
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Wizdumb1776 +1m +4 / -0
It's 2am and it's still daylight outside.

  MakePepeDankAgain +2m +4 / -0
  Exactly

    Wizdumb1776 +34m +3 / -0
    {GIF}

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1h +1 / -0
  Is it?

    Wizdumb1776 +7h +1 / -0
    Yes
    {GIF}

WootFatigue +3m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  Wizdumb1776 +14m +3 / -0
  So you're saying the proper way to eat a banana is to eat it peel and all?
  {GIF}

    WootFatigue +1m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      Wizdumb1776 +3m +3 / -0
      {GIF}

        WootFatigue +1m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          Wizdumb1776 +3m +3 / -0
          {GIF}

            WootFatigue +27s +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              Wizdumb1776 +49s +3 / -0
              {GIF}

                WootFatigue +20s +3 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Wizdumb1776 +20s +3 / -0
                  {GIF}

                    WootFatigue +58s +3 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Wizdumb1776 +1m +3 / -0
                      {GIF}

                        WootFatigue +58s +3 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Wizdumb1776 +1m +3 / -0
                          {GIF}

                            WootFatigue +2m +3 / -0
                            {IMG

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2021-12-16T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The new Christmas song
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +66 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
My first meme
COMMENTS:
Wuzizname +1h +10 / -0
I think you meant to post this to the Christmas hole.

  MakePepeDankAgain +5m +5 / -0
  I don't know how to do that

    Wuzizname +1m +6 / -0
    Right under the comment box it says "Hole" and it's a drop down menu. I think it's still in beta though but I'm pretty sure you can post in holes now.

      MakePepeDankAgain +1m +5 / -0
      Thx

    knownbyanyothername +2h +2 / -0
    it’s in the menu next to the comment box. Click the dropdown menu and select the Christmas hole

Dramacel +1h +6 / -0
lmao where did you get this? it's a banger

  MakePepeDankAgain +1m +6 / -0
  I stole it from reddit, but I'm not gonna tell you which sub

    Dramacel +5m +3 / -0
    :marseytroublemaker: :marseytroublemaker:

      MakePepeDankAgain +2m +4 / -0
      {REDDIT: r/196 best_songs_ive_heard_in_2021}

        Dramacel +2m +3 / -0
        :marseykingcrown: :marseyking: :marseyking:

        everyone +4h +1 / -0
        [Lmao](https://rdrama.net/post/30283/only-hate-the-true-antichrist/962091?context=9#context)

          MakePepeDankAgain +10m +1 / -0
          I didn't even know that sub existed lol

            everyone +1m +1 / -0
            You might like it then https://rdrama.net/post/30283/only-hate-the-true-

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2021-09-26T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor gets into a fight with his wife over a black spider
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_27m_wife_27f_hates_me_after_i_touched_her}
VOTES: +40 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
nothanks +9m +66 / -0
>Yeah, I am going to go ahead and say this is all your fault. You tried to calm her down and she was hysterical. You tried to talk to her and she got more hysterical. You got frustrated and snapped at her. She got even more hysterical. You realized you’re wife was getting hysterical and you just snapped and told her to go to hell.
>That’s why she hates you. You have no idea how to handle a situation where you’re wife is scared of something.
>EDIT: I don’t mean to be mean, but I’m not sure why so many people are getting offended. I’m not saying that the wife is hysterical. I’m saying that the husband is unable to calm his wife and is unable to handle a situation where his wife is scared of something. He is the problem in this situation.
:marseyseethe:

  BoneKongahawk +7m +50 / -0
  Yeah if you can't just go "Hey, it's a spider, it's not going to hurt you" then you're probably a retarded cuck.

    Commie_X +11m +30 / -0
    I am not saying that the wife is hysterical. I am saying that the husband is unable to calm his wife and is unable to handle a situation where his wife is scared of something. He is the problem in this situation.

    WeihnachtenSalvador +25m +16 / -0
    Spiders are my favorite arachnid. I love spiders :marseylove: :marseylove:

      FuckfaceMcClure +20m +14 / -0
      He is a pedo
      She is a rapist
      They are both pedo rapists

        WeihnachtenSalvador +12m +7 / -0
        We all are pedo rapists

    FuckfaceMcCl

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2021-12-24T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Uh oh, a Christian is mad at a gay person, a rare sight on reddit
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueChristian as_a_straight_person_why_do_i_feel_so_much_less}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +3m +5 / -0
This guy is the kind of guy who would say that islam is violent. If he had ever been in a Muslim country he would be wearing a burka.

H +36m +2 / -0
>if you want to be treated with respect, then you should do the same. And you shouldn't be saying things like "yeah, I'm just better than you" or "you're not good enough for me". That kind of attitude is just going to make things worse.
As a gay man, I never ever say that kind of shit.

  MakePepeDankAgain +4m +2 / -0
  I'm sure that you don't, but most people do.

    H +10m +2 / -0
    You're right. I'm sorry.

      MakePepeDankAgain +1h +1 / -0
      :marseylove:

Dramamine +39m +2 / -0
:#marseyjesus:
They're all heretics

  MakePepeDankAgain +1m +2 / -0
  Yep. I've been lurking that sub for a while and it's full of heretics and apostates. I made a few comments there and got banned for a while because I dared to say that Christianity is the only way to heaven and that God created man and woman.

    Dramamine +4m +2 / -0
    I'm surprised that place is still around. I was expecting it to be banned by now for some reason.

      MakePepeDankAgain +2m +3 / -0
      I don't think it's been banned. It's just not heavily moderated so heretics and apostates are free to roam. It's the only Christian subreddit I've found where you can actually discuss things without a ban. It's been a good find and I've been sneeding on there for a while

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-04-08T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A post about FTX futures to own the libs? A post about how to buy a Tesla? What a shocker.
URL: {REDDIT: r/wallstreetbets how_to_buy_tesla_stock_now}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Yes. It's not that simple, but it's not that complicated.
>If you are a retail investor, there's no way to get in on the squeeze right now. The squeeze is priced in. There are no more big bags to dump. The squeeze was done.
>There are still a ton of short positions to squeeze. Just not at the current price. It's a bit like the 2014 oil crash. The price dropped to $40, then the market slowly recovered to around $70. It's going to be a similar process with Tesla.
>However, if you are a professional or institutional investor, you can still get in on the squeeze. There are still a ton of big bags to dump. The squeeze is not priced in. The squeeze is still happening.
>There are still a ton of short positions to squeeze. Just not at the current price. It's a bit like the 2014 oil crash. The price dropped to $40, then the market slowly recovered to around $70. It's going to be a similar process with Tesla.
>However, if you are a professional or institutional investor, you can still get in on the squeeze. There are still a ton of big bags to dump. The squeeze is not priced in. The squeeze is still happening.
COMMENTS:
KinoBushido +48m +3 / -0
Haven't seen a WSB thread this bad in yearsers

  MakePepeDankAgain +45m +2 / -0
  It's been a while since I've been there. Is it still as retarded as it was when I left?

    KinoBushido +1m +2 / -0
    Yeah. They're all :marseybrainlet: and :marseyretard2:ersers

      MakePepeDankAgain +24m +2 / -0
      I love the mix of retarded and based. It's like a petting zoo for retards

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2021-11-17T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The rightoid dramatard fears the chudjak
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +1m +16 / -0
I thought this was the chudjak
{IMG}

  MakePepeDankAgain +5m +11 / -0
  This is the chudjak
  {IMG}

    Saint_Nicholas +1m +13 / -0
    {GIF}

      MakePepeDankAgain +1m +10 / -0
      Yes, the chudjak

        Saint_Nicholas +1m +10 / -0
        :chudsey:

          MakePepeDankAgain +5m +8 / -0
          {IMG}

            Saint_Nicholas +1m +6 / -0
            :marseywitch2:

      Fat_Cock_Brock +1h +4 / -0
      :marseydisagree:

  MakePepeDankAgain +1m +7 / -0
  This is the chudjak
  {IMG}

    Saint_Nicholas +2m +7 / -0
    :chudsey:

  MakePepeDankAgain +1m +7 / -0
  This is the chudjak
  {IMG}

    Saint_Nicholas +2m +7 / -0
    :chudsey:

  MakePepeDankAgain +1m +7 / -0
  This is the chudjak
  {IMG}

    Saint_Nicholas +2m +7 / -0
    :chudsey:

      MakePepeDankAgain +5m +6 / -0
      {IMG}

        Saint_Nicholas +1m +3 / -0
        :marseywitch2:

    MakePepeDankAgain +1m +6 / -0
    This is the chudjak
    {IMG}

      Saint_Nicholas +2m +4 / -0
      :chudsey:

    MakePepeDankAgain +1m +6 / -0
    This is the chudjak
    {

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2021-12-16T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: DSA: A cult for people too poor to afford a cult
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +58 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +33 / -0
Socialists are just commies who are too poor to be commies

  Grue +4h +4 / -0
  This is a very cool way of putting it, I like it.

Weed +50m +13 / -0
I would bet money these are the same people who got tricked into giving $300 for some Harry Potter wands that they never received
:marseydepressed:

  MakePepeDankAgain +2h +7 / -0
  That was just the opening act

Hoss +1h +9 / -0
People are so fucking poor these days. When I was a kid you had to be a fucking moron to fall for a pyramid scheme.

  JannieJihad +2h +6 / -0
  Being a moron is a prerequisite to joining the DSA. It's a requirement to not be able to think for yourself. They're the retards of the political spectrum.

zombiecel +3h +9 / -0
I wonder what the DSA's opinion is on money laundering. Their members are so broke they're willing to invest in a scam.

  MakePepeDankAgain +14m +5 / -0
  They are the perfect target for a real cult. They will pay for literally anything that makes them feel like they are doing something.

  Grue +23m +3 / -0
  I’m sure it’s the same as their opinion on money laundering.

aqouta +1h +7 / -0
I would pay to join this scam if they let me in.

  MakePepeDankAgain +1h +5 / -0
  They just let you in, but you have to give $3000 to join. They don't even give you a membership card. They just take your money and you don't hear from them again.

    aqouta +2m +3 / -0
    I'd pay $5000 for a membership

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2021-11-03T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: (Old Drama) /r/whitepeopletwitter has a struggle session about whether it's okay to make fun of an autistic child
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter i_think_my_brain_melted}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LoliLover1488 +3h +14 / -0
I'm not sure if it's the autism or the fact that she's a woman but I legit don't think I could ever get hard to her. I'd probably just fall asleep.

  BigBussyHunter +4h +7 / -0
  :marseyagree: :marseydisagree:

  FurryNationalism +4h +5 / -0
  It's the autism.

H +1h +10 / -0
Do not make fun of autists

  JannieJihad +3h +7 / -0
  Autists are the only people I feel bad for making fun of. They can't even go to war to die for their country, so we need to be extra mean to them.

    H +3m +5 / -0
    They deserve the best of everything

      JannieJihad +3m +4 / -0
      You're right. I'm just trying to be funny.

        H +3m +4 / -0
        I know, I just like to pretend I'm serious.

  SaveUsUncleTed +4h +5 / -0
  :marseyautism: :marseyshooting:

    H +11m +4 / -0
    :marseyagree:

  Pingas +2h +5 / -0
  I don't make fun of autists, I mock them for being so fucking boring. It's like watching a dog trying to play with a cat, they both want to have fun but the dog is too stupid to do anything but bark and whine and try to pounce and get ignored.

    H +2h +4 / -0
    So you mock them for not being a normal person?

      Pingas +1h +3 / -0
      They are normal people, just stupid.

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-10-05T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The absolute state of current year politics
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DarkMarsey +5m +5 / -0
:#marseyhesright:
:#marseyboomer:

DickButtKiss +1h +3 / -0
Daddy's all about the inclusiveness and diversity. He is an exception to the ruley
Trans lives matteryy

  MakePepeDankAgain +4m +2 / -0
  I like your flair

    DickButtKiss +4m +2 / -0
    Thanks man I love that movie and I love that song. I made it myself :marseycool:
    Trans lives matter

      MakePepeDankAgain +2h +1 / -0
      I bet you can't go 1000 words without saying trans lives matter

        DickButtKiss +2m +1 / -0
        I bet you can't go 500 words without saying trans lives matter
        Trans lives matter

          MakePepeDankAgain +2h +1 / -0
          I bet you can't go 500 words without saying trans lives matter

            DickButtKiss +11m +1 / -0
            I bet you can't go 500 words without saying trans lives matter
            Trans lives matter

              MakePepeDankAgain +14m +1 / -0
              I bet you can't go 500 words without saying trans lives matter

                DickButtKiss +1m +1 / -0
                I bet you can't go 500 words without saying trans lives matter
                Trans lives matter

                  MakePepeDankAgain +27m +1 / -0
                  I bet you can't go 500 words without saying trans lives matter

                    DickButtKiss +16m +1 / -0
                    I bet you can't go 500 words without saying trans lives matter
                    Trans lives matter

                      MakePepeDankAgain +1h +1 / -0
                      I bet you can't

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-04-26T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/Antiwork's weekly "what is work" thread
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork what_does_work_mean_to_you}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm really surprised the mods haven't banned that sub yet.
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +11m +12 / -0
>What does work mean to you?
:marseyconfused:
>Not working.
:marseyxd:

  Hopalong_McGurk +1h +5 / -0
  I like that the whole sub is built on a foundation of r-slurred "antiwork" memes. You can't even be serious about it without looking like a tard.

peepeehands +10m +8 / -0
> I am a wage slave. I am a slave of the man and his money. I am a slave of my job and my boss. I am a slave to the state, which in turn is a slave to the man. I am a slave to my own body, and its needs. I am a slave to the money I must earn for my own survival. I am a slave to the things I must do to survive. I am a slave to the things I must do to live. I am a slave to my own body, and its needs. I am a slave to the things I must do to survive. I am a slave to the things I must do to live. I am a slave to my own body, and its needs. I am a slave to the things I must do to survive. I am a slave to the things I must do to live. I am a slave to my own body, and its needs. I am a slave to the things I must do to survive. I am a slave to the things I must do to live.
:#marseyschizowave:

FearOfBees +1h +4 / -0
>antiwork
>posts about work

1 +1h +2 / -0
Why would you go into a thread where you can't even reply to people?
You just have to stare at a wall of text to yourself, just to make sure your point is being heardeded
Trans lives mattered

H +5h +1 / -

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-05-13T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Transgender" (male) wrestler gets beat up by woman wrestler. Redditors discuss.
URL: {REDDIT: r/SquaredCircle kayla_malone_was_just_beaten_up_by_a_woman}
VOTES: +42 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Is this the start of a trend? Are we going to see more of this?
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +31 / -0
>that's a woman
:#marseyxd:

  MakePepeDankAgain +5m +14 / -0
  I'm going to post this tomorrow.

drumpf +15m +23 / -0
> Is this the start of a trend? Are we going to see more of this?
:#marseyagree:

  BigBussyHunter +1h +11 / -0
  This is just the start of the :marseytrain2: beating up :marseytrain: cycle. The natural order of things :marseywholesome:

  cyberdick +2h +5 / -0
  yes and I am here for it
  :#marseypopcorn:

Enrico_Motassa +27m +16 / -0
>Is this the start of a trend?
There's no way. No way this could ever happen again.

  BigBussyHunter +1h +6 / -0
  I'm sure it won't happen again, but if it does it's a good thing :marseynails:

Anti-Weed_Crusader +1h +8 / -0
> This is so sad. I hope we see more of this. To help bring awareness to transphobia and get people to realise transphobia and homophobia is real
We need to keep these transphobes beating women up until they realize they are wrong!
:marseytransflag2:

  GT +34m +6 / -0
  The only way to teach someone something is to hit them over the head with it. They are on the right track

  cyberdick +1h +3 / -0
  > To help bring awareness to transphobia and get people to realise transphobia and homophobia is real

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2021-12-14T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: There are some big differences between the average r*dditor and the average dramatard
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +124 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MrMisandrist +12m +96 / -0
You left out the part where dramatards make fun of redditors who are smugposting about how they're vaccinated and not getting the coof

  BrokeBackBuck +18m +46 / -0
  That's just the front page of r/drama, I don't think they were in the meme

    August +1h +21 / -0
    How can we make fun of redditors but also make fun of people making fun of redditors? Is there a way to do this? :marseyhmm:

      MrMisandrist +1m +21 / -0
      Yes! We can make fun of redditors, r/drama users and the people who make fun of r/drama users

      UraniumDonGER +3h +7 / -0
      :marseyoctopus2:

  Hoes_mad +1h +26 / -0
  Dramatards are just redditors who haven't completely lost their minds yet

    MrMisandrist +1m +25 / -0
    But dramatards are actually funny and r*dditors aren't so you're wrong sweaty

      Hoes_mad +2m +14 / -0
      Most dramatards are, yeah

        MrMisandrist +4m +19 / -0
        Some of them are literally braindead though. I don't think we can get any more retarded than the SRDines though

          Hoes_mad +1m +14 / -0
          I know. Those are the ones who are still on Reddit and haven't made an account here

      Chapose +4h +2 / -0
      :marseymad:

  CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +2h +13 / -0
  .

  Jaukea +2h +10 / -0
  r/drama was a lot more based than the average redditor

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2021-12-04T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What did he mean by this?
URL: {TWEET: axios}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BoneKongahawk +11m +4 / -0
>It's weird how much people who don't even live here are talking about our city.
:marseythinkorino:ing the city is the best way to destroy it.

  WootFatigue +20m +3 / -0
  He’s not wrong.

Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
I'm sure he's just super concerned about the well-being of the people of Portland and wants to keep them safe.ing the city is the best way to destroy it.

  MakePepeDankAgain +6m +1 / -0
  This is why people hate "activism"ing the city is the best way to destroy it.ing the city is the best way to destroy it.ing the city is the best way to destroy it.ing the city is the best way to destroy it.ing the city is the best way to destroy it.ing the city is the best way to destroy it.ing the city is the best way to destroy it.
  They never do anything, they just get in the way.

    Dramamine +1m +1 / -0
    They are literally doing something (nothing) right now, lmao

      MakePepeDankAgain +2m +1 / -0
      Exactly. They're a blight on society.ing the city is the best way to destroy it. I hate them all.ing the city is the best way to destroy it.

        Dramamine +1m +1 / -0
        At least the people in the way aren't the same people who don't want to be in the way. It's more of a theater of the absurd type of protest

          MakePepeDankAgain +2m +1 / -0
          They're all the same. All of them.

            Dramamine +1m +1 / -0
            I feel like they all deserve to be called out for being insufferable faggots, but I'm not sure who to call out.

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-03-21T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Groomer drama as an 18 year old gets fired for not being old enough to be a trans girl
URL: {REDDIT: r/hotwheels i_got_fired_for_being_trans}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +13m +10 / -0
This is why we need to send them back to the coal mines

Enrico_Motassa +1m +6 / -0
If you're going to transition at 18 you should have known what you were getting into. Foids are not owed a job.

  MakePepeDankAgain +1m +4 / -0
  I agree, but it's still funny

arsey +1h +3 / -0
lmao I'd probably do the same thing if they fired me for not being old enough to be a tranny. But a 18 year old tranny is a just a 18 year old girl, so that's not really a deal breaker.

  MakePepeDankAgain +1h +1 / -0
  This post is 100% fake, but the fact that it's so believable is the funniest part

    arsey +30m +2 / -0
    It's fake but I'm sure the 18 year old would be mad that the company thinks she's not old enough to be a girl. lol I'd be mad too.

      MakePepeDankAgain +16m +2 / -0
      I'm not saying the 18 year old wouldn't be mad. I'm saying the company wouldn't care. It's not like they're going to be the ones on the news for being transphobic.

        arsey +11m +2 / -0
        oh lol yeah I see what you mean.

          MakePepeDankAgain +12m +2 / -0
          I'm not trying to be a dick. I know you're joking, but I'm just pointing out how ridiculous this post is.
          I'm just saying this is a great example of the current state of the trans debate and how we can't treat it like a joke.

            arsey +

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-08-11T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Trains and racists duke it out in a thread about a black man who killed a white man.
URL: {REDDIT: r/iamatotalpieceofshit white_man_wears_a_swatch_watch_to_intimidate_a}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Lots of train derailment in the comments. Pick your battles.
COMMENTS:
lmao +4m +7 / -0
> A lot of you guys are missing the point. I'm not saying he's a bad person, I'm saying he's a bad man.
> Do you think that he's a bad person because he murdered someone? No, I don't. I think he's a bad man because he's a white man who murdered someone, and he probably thinks that he's a good man because he's white. It's about privilege. I don't know if this dude is a bad person, but I do know that he's a bad man.
I have no idea how people like this function in real life. There's no way this guy doesn't get called out as a creepy weirdo by everyone he knows.

  CarpathiarFlorist +49m +2 / -0
  > I don't know if this dude is a bad person, but I do know that he's a bad man.
  What is the difference between bad person and bad man?
  Is it a double standard?
  :#marseywrongthonk:

    lmao +11m +2 / -0
    It's not a double standard. It's a triple standard. The difference is that he's a bad person and a bad man.

      CarpathiarFlorist +2m +2 / -0
      :#marseyxdoubt:
      > I don't know if this dude is a bad person
      > he's a bad man.
      The third standard is race. And he's bad because he's white.

        lmao +5m +2 / -0
        >The third standard is race. And he's bad because he's white.
        No, that's the first standard. The third standard is that he's a bad person AND a bad man.

          CarpathiarFlorist +1m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-06-06T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors believe that people who get paid to play video games are the most oppressed minority.
URL: {REDDIT: r/pcmasterrace dont_you_dare_call_them_streamers}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +6m +4 / -0
> I remember seeing a video of a 45 year old man playing wow and the commenters were laughing at him. I was like...wait, is it really that bad to play video games for fun? I haven't played video games in years, but this is what I remember. You can't even play them anymore without being shamed.
lol I remember that video too. That was actually one of the reasons I started to stop playing video games. You can't really be a 'gamer' anymore if you're over 30, and that's a sad thing.

  FamilyGuyShill +1h +1 / -0
  >You can't really be a 'gamer' anymore if you're over 30
  {YOUTUBE}
  {YOUTUBE}

drumpf +13m +3 / -0
Gamers are the new Jews. Don't make me tap the sign.yy

WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +1 / -0
Yes I am very oppressed because I am 5’6 160lbs with a 180IQ and I am very strong (I could beat 95% of the population of the world) but I am shy because I don’t want to interact with other people and I am also homosexual so I am very discriminated.y

FamilyGuyShill +1h +1 / -0
:#soyjakfront:
>Video game?y
>Video game?cotty
>Video game?cotty
>Video game?cotty
>Video game?cotty
>Video game?cotty
>Video game?cottyy
>Video game?cotty
>Video game?cotty
>Video game?cotty
>Video game?cotty
>Video game?cotty
>Video game?cotty
>Video game?cotty
>Video

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-03-26T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just got banned from Reddit for this comment. What should I do?
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit whats_your_opinion_on_mens_rights}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was banned from /r/AskReddit for this comment. I don't want to appeal because that would dox me. What should I do?
COMMENTS:
GT +6m +6 / -0
Appeal it and tell them they're being retarded

  MakePepeDankAgain +4m +3 / -0
  I would, but I would also get doxxed.

    GT +1m +5 / -0
    You can make a throwaway reddit account and do that

      MakePepeDankAgain +10m +2 / -0
      I could, but I already have another reddit account. Do I really need to make another one for something that's almost certainly going to get banned anyway?

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +40m +5 / -0
        Yes, and you should make it private and only use it to troll redditors

          MakePepeDankAgain +5m +2 / -0
          I don't need to troll redditors. I'm already doing that with my main account. I just want to ban evade for a bit.

        HaloFan2002 +3h +2 / -0
        Just don't use the same email or phone number you used for your main account. My main has 100k karma and I still have accounts with 1000+ karma that I can't ban evade from.

        GT +4m +2 / -0
        you should just make a new account and use that to appeal, you can keep appealing and don't even have to give a reason. My account that got banned from reddit had 1000s of comments and many posts that were top of all time and I still got unbanned after like 4 appeals
        {IMG}

          MakePepeDankAgain +7m +2 / -0
          I already appealed. It's not that hard to appeal. I just don't want to dox myself. I'm still trying to figure out how to do it anonymously

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-08-19T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I made a low effort meme. Do I get a badge?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Proctologist +17m +8 / -0
:marseyxd:
Badge awarded

  MakePepeDankAgain +13m +5 / -0
  Ty

gerudo +1h +2 / -0
It's not a meme if there's only one joke. You need to add a second joke on top of the first one, so that people are forced to think about both jokes at once. Then it will be a real meme..

  MakePepeDankAgain +7m +3 / -0
  What's the second joke?.

    gerudo +3m +2 / -0
    The second joke is that the first joke is transphobic. You must include this joke for it to be a true meme.

      MakePepeDankAgain +1m +3 / -0
      The first joke was me posting this.jpg

        gerudo +56s +2 / -0
        :marseyagree:

      Sammael-Beliol +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyxd::marseyagree:

Sammael-Beliol +1h +1 / -0
I'm going to make sure you don't get one by drawing you in my art.
:marseyhearts:

  MakePepeDankAgain +1m +3 / -0
  Do it. I'm not going to post it though.

    Sammael-Beliol +1m +1 / -0
    lol that's fine, I'm not posting mine either, I'll just post it to my deviantart account that's never going to get used and then link to it here.

      MakePepeDankAgain +1m +3 / -0
      I have no interest in getting doxxed

        Sammael-Beliol +2m +1 / -0
        :marseyxd:

          MakePepeDankAgain +1m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            Sammael-Beliol +37s +1

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2021-10-19T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: (Minor Drama) :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/BestofRedditorUpdates op_calls_out_her_husband_for_being_anti}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>It's not even the fact that he doesn't support me. It's the fact that he's a secret snitch who turns his back on me the moment it becomes inconvenient.
>Do you see what I mean? There's nothing he will do to protect me. He's not even going to defend me from the hate comments and threats. He's not even going to support me when I come to him for help. He's not even going to take a stand against the people who are attacking me. He's not even going to stand up for me when I need him most. He's not even going to support me when I need him most. He's not even going to stand up for me when I need him most. He's not even going to stand up for me when I need him most.
>There's nothing he will do to protect me. He's not even going to defend me from the hate comments and threats. He's not even going to support me when I come to him for help. He's not even going to take a stand against the people who are attacking me. He's not even going to stand up for me when I need him most. He's not even going to support me when I need him most. He's not even going to stand up for me when I need him most. He's not even going to stand up for me when I need him most.
>There's nothing he will do to protect me. He's not even going to defend me from the hate comments and threats. He's not even going to support me when I come to him for help. He's not even going to take a stand against the people who are attacking me. He's not even going to stand up for me when I need him most. He's not even going to support me when I need him most. He's not even going to stand up for me when I need him most. He's not even going to stand up for me when I need him most.
>There's nothing

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-08-14T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's happening: Kanye West has been removed from his own label
URL: {TWEET: DailyLoud}
VOTES: +66 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Sammael-Beliol +2m +32 / -0
{GIF}

  MakePepeDankAgain +40s +17 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

    Sammael-Beliol +3m +16 / -0
    {GIF}

      MakePepeDankAgain +1m +14 / -0
      :#marseyloveyou:

        Sammael-Beliol +2m +11 / -0
        {GIF}

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +13 / -0
  :#marseybased:

  GooooooldMember +3h +2 / -0
  Hes actually a white supremacist?

    Sammael-Beliol +3m +3 / -0
    {GIF}

      GooooooldMember +1m +3 / -0
      I thought he was just a schizo and it was just a meme thing

        Sammael-Beliol +2m +2 / -0
        He's a schizo but he's not a white supremacist he's a black supremacist and that's not what you said.

          GooooooldMember +3m +2 / -0
          Oh lol is that the joke?

            Sammael-Beliol +1m +2 / -0
            Yes, if you read my flair it's pretty obvious what I'm talking about.
            {GIF}

              GooooooldMember +1m +2 / -0
              :#marseyxd:

  sirpingsalot +10h +1 / -0
  :#marseyyeezus:

peepeehands +4m +21 / -0
:#marseyxd:
he's really doing this

  MakePepeDankAgain +1m +18 / -0
  Just 2 more weeks until he's fully nazi

    GooooooldMember +3h

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2021-10-14T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The algorithm has deemed me a rightoid
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Wtf does this mean?
COMMENTS:
Proctologist +3m +14 / -0
It means you are a rightoid.

  MakePepeDankAgain +2m +8 / -0
  I know, but what does that mean?

    Proctologist +4m +15 / -0
    It means you are a rightoid.
    :marseyshrug:

      MakePepeDankAgain +2m +12 / -0
      But why am I a rightoid?

        Proctologist +1m +14 / -0
        It means you are a rightoid.

          MakePepeDankAgain +3m +13 / -0
          But what does being a rightoid mean?

            Proctologist +4m +16 / -0
            It means you are a rightoid.

              MakePepeDankAgain +5m +11 / -0
              But what does being a rightoid mean?

                Proctologist +4m +15 / -0
                It means you are a rightoid.

                  MakePepeDankAgain +2m +7 / -0
                  But what does being a rightoid mean?

                    Proctologist +1m +8 / -0
                    It means you are a rightoid.

                      MakePepeDankAgain +48s +8 / -0
                      But what does being a rightoid mean?

                        Proctologist +49s +7 / -0
                        It means you are a rightoid.

                          MakePepeDankAgain +2m +7 / -0
                          But what does being a rightoid mean?

                            Proctologist +2m +8 / -0
                            It means you are a rightoid.

        Straggot +2h +4 / -0
        This is literally the definition of a rightoid
        {IMG}

          MakePepeDankAgain +22m +3 / -0
          But what does being a rightoid mean?

            Straggot +50m +1 / -0
            :marseyg

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-01-29T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey request thread
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have been working on a new marsey to submit. I don't think it will be popular, but it might get some use.
I need some help to finalize it. I will also probably submit the various steps along the way.
COMMENTS:
X +12m +7 / -0
{IMG}
i've been using marsey as a template for the various marseys i've been making
{IMG}

  MakePepeDankAgain +6m +4 / -0
  Yes, I have been doing that. I like the hat, but it doesn't really fit. I have been doing a lot of trial and error.

    X +5m +4 / -0
    which marsey is it?

      MakePepeDankAgain +2m +6 / -0
      :marseytrump: but with a MAGA hat

        X +1m +6 / -0
        ah lol, i'll try to make it for you, what are the requirements? :marseytroublemaker:

          MakePepeDankAgain +1m +5 / -0
          I want it to be more like the current marseytrump, but with the MAGA hat

            X +15m +7 / -0
            {IMG}

              MakePepeDankAgain +6m +5 / -0
              I really like this. The marsey face looks great. It just needs some work. Is the mouth supposed to be that small? Also the ears look a little weird.

                X +6m +6 / -0
                fixed the ears and made the mouth bigger
                {IMG}

                  MakePepeDankAgain +6m +5 / -0
                  I like the updated version, but the ears are still a bit off. The top of the ear should be a bit higher and the bottom should be lower. And the hat should be a bit more curved. I think it looks great, but the ears make it look a bit like a cat with down syndrome.

                    X +1m +5 / -0
                    i'll try my best but i'm

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-01-13T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The fact that this is a real thing makes me want to kill myself.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[This is where I found it](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1116133241/this-is-not-a-drill-an-actual-fidget?ref=shop_home_active_4)
COMMENTS:
_ +3m +7 / -0
this is actually a thing? wow. i thought it was some kind of joke.

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +12m +5 / -0
  It's not even a joke, its a fetish

  MakePepeDankAgain +2m +4 / -0
  I'm pretty sure it's a fetish, but it's not a joke

BasicallyADoxxer +31m +7 / -0
what's even the point of that, like you can get the same effect with a normal fidget spinner. I can't think of a single person I know who could use this and not look like a complete weirdo

  MakePepeDankAgain +6m +7 / -0
  It's a fetish, and like all fetishes it can be taken to the extreme

  Sneed +1h +4 / -0
  Fidget spinners are for faggots

    BasicallyADoxxer +1h +2 / -0
    {GIF}

loli_esports +1h +5 / -0
Idk man, i got one of these for my brother for Christmas last year and it was a hit

  MakePepeDankAgain +12h +1 / -0
  That's the best I can do
  {IMG}

    loli_esports +1h +1 / -0
    i thought you were talking about one of these
    {IMG}

      MakePepeDankAgain +51m +1 / -0
      That's the same thing

        loli_esports +15m +1 / -0
        yeah i know, i just wanted to see if you were talking about one of those, but i guess you were

  CRUSTY +2h +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2021-11-10T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I fucking love science
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10174887/Trump-arrives-Elon-Musk-landing-White-House-Florida.html
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{YOUTUBE}
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +1h +3 / -0
> I fucking love science
I fucking love science!

  MakePepeDankAgain +1h +1 / -0
  :marseyrain:

garlicdoors +27m +2 / -0
{GIF}
> The plane arrived at 5.30pm and will be dropped at the White House by helicopter.
Sounds like they're gonna skip the landing, I don't know why this is news
> Trump was expected to arrive on the plane, which is reportedly a private jet, but the White House said the president was still on board.
What is this journo talk? Private jet means that it's not private at all, it means that it's not part of the Air Force

  MakePepeDankAgain +41m +1 / -0
  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10174935/Trump-arrives-Elon-Musk-landing-White-House-Florida.html
  Yeah, they were supposed to land, but the plane was coming from the hurricane, so they didn't land.

MakePepeDankAgain +1h +1 / -0
Wait, the plane is delayed 6 hours? What the fuck is wrong with this site? @Aevann

  Aevann +1h +2 / -0
  fixed king

    MakePepeDankAgain +1h +1 / -0
    :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

Takoyucki +3h +1 / -0
Dude who even cares about this anymore?

  MakePepeDankAgain +1h +1 / -0
  It's not just me who cares, but I care more than anyone. It's science.

    Takoyucki +2

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-11-24T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The guy who made the "I'm 300 pounds and this is how I get around" video is now a transbian
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm sure you all know this guy. He has a lot of videos about how to get around places. They are usually pretty funny, but he's recently become a transbian. I don't think he's outed himself as one, but he has a lot of videos that make it pretty obvious.
COMMENTS:
X +12m +15 / -0
<marquee scrollamount=20 behavior=alternate direction=up>
:#marseysoypoint:
</marquee>

  MakePepeDankAgain +3m +12 / -0
  The trans flag is a soypoint? That's crazy

    X +3m +14 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

      MakePepeDankAgain +6m +14 / -0
      I didn't know that. I'll keep it in mind

        X +2m +11 / -0
        <marquee scrollamount=20 behavior=alternate direction=up>
        :#marseysoypoint:
        </marquee>

      Tack +3h +4 / -0
      This is a trans flag?
      {IMG}

        X +6m +5 / -0
        Yes
        <marquee scrollamount=20 behavior=alternate direction=up>
        :#marseysoypoint:
        </marquee>

          Tack +1h +4 / -0
          I'm so confused. Is it?

            X +4m +3 / -0
            :#marseyagree:

              Tack +10h +2 / -0
              I'm so confused

                X +3m +2 / -0
                :#marseyagree:

      CantWakeUpJPG +2h +4 / -0
      :#marseysoypoint:
      <marquee scrollamount=10 behavior=alternate direction=up>
      :#marseysoypoint:
      </marquee>

  GT

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-05-23T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Landchad vs Rentoid
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_refusing_to_return_a_toy_i_found_in_the}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +5m +11 / -0
>take your toys and go back to the orphanage.
:#gigachad2:

Patriarch +11m +8 / -0
Landchad is using the correct tactic, it’s better to act like an asshole so when you do be nice they’ll remember it more

  MakePepeDankAgain +24m +7 / -0
  I'd throw in some stuff like "I didn't know you were his father, I thought it was his boyfriend" and "I don't mind, but I won't be getting you any Christmas gifts next year." Just to really stick it to the rentoid

  hereforabit +33m +3 / -0
  >it's better to be an asshole than a good person
  Retard alert, I am not an asshole, I am a nice person with a shitty sense of humor.
  I am not an asshole, I am a nice person with a shitty sense of humor.
  I am not an asshole, I am a nice person with a shitty sense of humor.
  I am not an asshole, I am a nice person with a shitty sense of humor.
  I am not an asshole, I am a nice person with a shitty sense of humor.
  I am not an asshole, I am a nice person with a shitty sense of humor.
  I am not an asshole, I am a nice person with a shitty sense of humor.

    Patriarch +1h +1 / -0
    Shut up nigger, I’m trying to watch a movie

      hereforabit +12m +1 / -0
      Shut up nigger, I’m trying to watch a movie

  hereforabit +33m +2 / -0
  >it's better to be an asshole than a good person
  Retard alert, I am not an asshole, I am a nice person with a shitty sense of humor.
  I am not an asshole, I am a nice person

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2021-12-20T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not Drama] [Effort] [Not Really Funny] [Not Really Sneed] [Not Really Seethe] [Not Really Cringe] [Not Really Shit] [Not Really Meme] [Not Really A Video] [Not Really A Link] [Not Really A Tweet] [Not Really A Post] [Not Really A Joke] [Not Really A Subreddit] [Not Really A Marsey] [Not Really A Post] [Not Really A Post] [Not Really A Post]
URL: {REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy how_many_of_you_have_been_robbed_by_a_man_while}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm drunk and will probably make a post on this later. This is just too depressing to joke about.
COMMENTS:
piejupiterrat +7m +16 / -0
Here’s the link without all those “nots”: {REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy how_many_of_you_have_been_robbed_by_a_man_while}

  MakePepeDankAgain +2m +15 / -0
  That's not a link.

    piejupiterrat +5m +14 / -0
    It’s a link to the site where we post links, what more do you want?

  MakePepeDankAgain +2m +12 / -0
  What do you think this is? A link?

    piejupiterrat +6m +13 / -0
    I think it’s a link to a link.

      MakePepeDankAgain +3m +10 / -0
      You're wrong. That's not a link.

        piejupiterrat +1m +11 / -0
        It’s a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link to a link

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2021-12-08T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bait idea: 2021 Leftoid version of "I'm not racist, I just hate niggers"
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not anti-semitic, I just hate Jews.
I'm not a transphobe, I just hate trains.
I'm not anti-vax, I just hate fat people.
I'm not a homophobe, I just hate gays.
I'm not a racist, I just hate niggers.
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +12m +7 / -0
>I'm not a transphobe, I just hate trains.
This one is already a thing and it's so funny when people say it.

  GooooooldMember +2h +1 / -0
  I think it’s funny when people say it but also it’s a dumb thing to say. There’s so many trains that you cant just say you hate trains

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +11m +2 / -0
    You know what you could say instead? I hate trains.

      GooooooldMember +1m +2 / -0
      I would but i dont want to get banned

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +2 / -0
        Well you can always use a VPN and make a new account. I just have 20 alts, what can I say.

          GooooooldMember +1m +2 / -0
          I have a vpn and i have a bunch of accounts but i dont want to go through the hassle

            Modern_Major_Jefferal +11m +2 / -0
            Oh ok then, just say it in the next reddit meltdown.

              GooooooldMember +7m +2 / -0
              I cant i got a ban on my main for making a post on r/reddit.com about bardfinn being a pedo

                Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +2 / -0
                Thats pathetic. I got a 3 day ban for calling someone a retard and using a slur.

                  GooooooldMember +1m +2 / -0
                  I didnt even say it i just said

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-02-11T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over for Pizzashill
URL: https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/wuhan-china-airport-bans-anyone-wearing-covid-19-mask/ar-AAS3f7R
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +2m +5 / -0
:#marseyvaxmaxx:

pizzashill +1h +3 / -0
I don't live in china.

  MakePepeDankAgain +32m +1 / -0
  The next time you fly you will be unable to wear a mask.

    pizzashill +29m +3 / -0
    I will just go to the US.

      MakePepeDankAgain +2h +2 / -0
      :marseytroublemaker:

JonathanStench +1h +2 / -0
Maybe theyll finally figure out how to wear them properly

  MakePepeDankAgain +25m +4 / -0
  You're supposed to wear them over your nose and mouth, not your face.

    JonathanStench +11m +3 / -0
    :#marseycope:
    I wasnt gonna give you the satisfaction of upmarseying you, but i will now

      MakePepeDankAgain +1h +2 / -0
      :marseylove:

  pizzashill +1h +1 / -0
  This is why masks do not work.

    JonathanStench +1h +2 / -0
    :marseycope:

      pizzashill +1m +1 / -0
      Masks only work if you wear them correctly.

        JonathanStench +55s +2 / -0
        :marseycope:ovoid

          pizzashill +3m +1 / -0
          I have watched people wear masks wrong in public on multiple occasions.
          They're also the wrong material and make people breath worse, which makes them more likely to spread it.

            JonathanStench +2m +2 / -0
            :marseycope:ovid

              p

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2023-01-26T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Teacher suggests a transphobic song. r/teachers is not amused.
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers song_on_my_classroom_speakers}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[SRD](https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/duplicates/10w2g33/rteachers_fights_over_if_a_song_on_their)
COMMENTS:
Allende +3m +11 / -0
> I'm a teacher and I do this. There are certain songs that I feel like I need to share with my students, so I do. I am also a trans woman. So I guess you could say I'm biased, but I think it's important for kids to learn about different cultures and identities.
Yeah they're totally not biased at all

  MakePepeDankAgain +5m +11 / -0
  I hope your song is the trans lives matter song.

    Allende +1m +10 / -0
    :#marseytransflag2::#marseytransflag2::#marseytransflag2::#marseytransflag2::#marseytransflag2::#marseytransflag2::#marseytransflag2::#marseytransflag2::#marseytransflag2:

  GooooooldMember +3h +2 / -0
  > I guess you could say I'm biased, but I think it's important for kids to learn about different cultures and identities.
  So trans people are just a culture and identity now? Theyre not real people but their identity is? Like theyre just a hobby? Like calling yourself a warhammer 40k fan or a big tiddy anime fan? Like i know theyre not a religion but theyre not people but theyre their identity? Like a bear is a gender not a person?

ILIKECATS +10m +7 / -0
> I've been listening to this song for years, and I never realized it was transphobic. I'm a bit embarrassed to admit that.
:#marseyxd::#marseyxd:

GooooooldMember +3h +2 / -0
> I'm a teacher and I

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2021-12-29T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: FDS poweruser and proud coomer is having a hard time dealing with a 40 year old man hitting on her
URL: {REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy 40yr_old_man_who_saw_my_picture_at_the_gym}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +14m +5 / -0
>At the gym he told me he could tell I was into anal, and he'd been in my anus.
is this why she's on fds?

  MakePepeDankAgain +32m +4 / -0
  100%

  BigBussyHunter +43m +2 / -0
  She probably has an incredibly dirty bussy. She has to have the smelliest girl anus ever.
  :marseysniff: :marseytwerking:

H +1h +1 / -0
>Doesn't he know this is a pick up line?
Do you have to be a sexless virgin to not recognize this is a pick up line?

L +55m +1 / -0
I'm not clicking that link, what's the story? Is she 20? Did he say it because she was hot for her age?

  MakePepeDankAgain +2m +3 / -0
  She's 35. He said it because he saw her on the gym's app and knew she was a female FDS user.

    L +3m +2 / -0
    >FDS user
    Aww no wonder

      MakePepeDankAgain +4m +2 / -0
      It's a parody sub, but she's not. She's a real FDS user who just has a bit of a sense of humor. She's also a therapist and a 260 lb jacked lesbian (who is into girls).

        L +4m +1 / -0
        :marseylove::marsoy::marsoy: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove::marsoy: :marseylove: :marseylove:

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2021-09-27T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rightoid News Network
URL: https://thebumpandgrind.com
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I saw this on /pol/ and decided to check it out. It's a bunch of unironic rightoid ragebait.
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +10m +6 / -0
Is this the site that does the pictures of troons and says they're foids and then you look at them and realise that they're not?

  MakePepeDankAgain +1h +3 / -0
  I think they're just trying to get clicks by making them look as feminine as possible. They've posted a few cute girls and said they're trans too, so it's not really that accurate.

    arseupwrongo +2m +3 / -0
    The one I saw was a man with no tits at all and they did some photoshop trickery to make them look like a woman. They'd be a man even if they put on 50lbs of make up.

      MakePepeDankAgain +6m +2 / -0
      I found a bunch of them, so I'm going to post them on this site as well.
      {IMG}
      {IMG}
      {IMG}

        arseupwrongo +11m +2 / -0
        I'd say the last one is a bit more on the right side of the fence but still

Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
I recognize the template. They just stole it from some other site.

  MakePepeDankAgain +2m +3 / -0
  I know, it's a shame too. I thought it was actually thebumpandgrind.net

    Dramamine +1m +3 / -0
    That one is the same. I think they got their template from /pol/ and are trying to do a news site.

      MakePepeDankAgain +4m +2 / -0
      I found a few of their articles. They're actually decently well written, but they're like a lot of rightoids where the conclusion is obvious from the title, so they just restate it throughout the article. The only one I

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-10-26T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I'm not going to vote for a guy who's going to lose me money."
URL: {TWEET: greg_price11}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Context: https://rdrama.net/post/117181/boomer-maga-male-voting-for-trump
COMMENTS:
HokubsWorkshoper +1h +6 / -0
> "I'm not going to vote for a guy who's going to lose me money."
:#chadyes:

THOMAS +1h +3 / -0
This is a great idea for the dems, make every voter feel like they're only getting a bad dealing a single vote, every time

  MakePepeDankAgain +10m +2 / -0
  I feel like they're trying to make this about abortion and don't want to make it about inflation.

    THOMAS +1h +2 / -0
    Theyre not trying to make it about inflation, theyre trying to make it about abortion and it wont work :marseyshrug:ing the average voter is a good way to make a point

    GooooooldMember +2h +1 / -0
    Abortion is only a thing for rich people

GooooooldMember +4h +2 / -0
Wont work. Polls show theyll lose on the economy anywaying a single voteing a single vote

  MakePepeDankAgain +5h +1 / -0
  I mean, it's not like they could win by 20 points on the economy.ing a single vote

    GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
    Oh trueing a single vote

GooooooldMember +4h +1 / -0
> 10k
> 1197 comments
I bet you the 10k says the average person making 10k a year is too stupid to get thating a single vote

GooooooldMember +4h +1 / -0
I like the idea of politicians being so retarded that they cant even make their own ads for themselves. Thats like the dumb

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-01-27T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AHS: Cops are literally Nazis
URL: {REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits rbraveryjerk_shares_a_video_of_a_cop_murdering_a}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Patriarch +4m +20 / -0
>If you believe that, you're an idiot.
>Who was that cop? Who was the person that he shot? Who is the one actually on the wrong side of history here?
>It's not hard. You don't need to be a genius to know who was right and who was wrong here.
>>Nazi cops are not on the right side of history.
>>>What's a nazi cop?
>>>>A cop who believes in nazi ideology
>>>>>What is nazi ideology?
>>>>>>If you can't answer this question, then you're not being serious. This is a simple question.
>>>>>>>I can answer it. It's literally just a far right political ideology.
>>>>>>>>Nazi ideology is fascism, white supremacy, and anti-semitism. It is more than just a far right political ideology. You are downplaying what the Nazis were.
>>>>>>>>>Then why do you call it "far right" when you just listed it?
>>>>>>>>>>You can't be a "far right" fascist? That's not how that works.
>>>>>>>>>>>Yes, I can. It's an ideology that has different factions and different flavors. Not all of them are fascist, for instance, the Italian fascists were not fascist. They were more like the far left.
>>>>>>>>>>>>It's not an ideology that has different flavors. There are no different flavors. There's just fascism, white supremacy, and anti-semitism.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>You can't be a "far right" fascist? That's not how that works.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You can't be a "far right" fascist? That's not how that works.
I love how the Nazi argument is so simple but still so hard to understand

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +4m +13 / -0
  That guy is a rslur, he's being intentionally obtuse.

    Patriarch +1m +11 / -0
    I don’t know what the point of this is.

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-03-11T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Pepe's back! (not really)
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SubsequentlySneeds +11m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  WeihnachtenSalvador +22m +6 / -0
  Trans lives matters
  {IMG}

    SubsequentlySneeds +1m +7 / -0
    {IMG}

      WeihnachtenSalvador +3m +4 / -0
      Trans lives matters
      {IMG}

        SubsequentlySneeds +6m +4 / -0
        {IMG}

          WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +5 / -0
          Trans lives matters
          {IMG}

            SubsequentlySneeds +1m +4 / -0
            {IMG}

              WeihnachtenSalvador +2m +4 / -0
              Trans lives matters
              {IMG}

                SubsequentlySneeds +1m +5 / -0
                {IMG}

                  WeihnachtenSalvador +3m +4 / -0
                  Trans lives matters
                  {IMG}

                    SubsequentlySneeds +2m +5 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      WeihnachtenSalvador +4m +4 / -0
                      Trans lives matters
                      {IMG}

                        SubsequentlySneeds +1m +5 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          WeihnachtenSalvador +2m +4 / -0
                          Trans lives matters
                          {IMG}

                            SubsequentlySneeds +2m +5 / -0
                            {IMG}

911roofer +52m +2 / -0
Where’s the joke?

  MakePepeDankAgain +1h +2 / -0
  OP is the joke

    911roofer +2m +2 / -0
    No it’s not.

      MakePepeDankAgain +1m +2 / -0
      Yeah it is. I'm a joke. Get it?

        911roofer +3m +2 / -0
        No it isn’t. Get it?

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-01-02T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What happened to the betting thread?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I know I didn't get in but did anyone else get in?
COMMENTS:
X +1m +5 / -0
i think they're waiting for more bets

  MakePepeDankAgain +4m +2 / -0
  I tried to bet on "Not gonna happen" (I think that was the option) and I got a 403

    X +4m +4 / -0
    maybe a 403 error from jannies? i've got this
    {IMG}

      MakePepeDankAgain +1m +3 / -0
      Ah, I see. I'll have to wait until the bets reopen

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +2 / -0
  what is the betting thread

    X +2m +4 / -0
    https://rdrama.net/post/33930/bet-thread-will-the-great-antiwork

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +6m +3 / -0
      oh that thread, I have the antiwork mod in my dms trying to get me to join. He said it would be easy to get in.

        X +1m +3 / -0
        you're in, you just can't bet :marseylaugh:ed

          Modern_Major_Jefferal +5m +3 / -0
          oh it was a 403 error, I thought it was something about my account :marseycry:

            X +2m +2 / -0
            :#marseycheerup:ed

              Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +3 / -0
              I wish I could bet, I would have bet on "not gonna happen" :marseycry: :marseycry:

                X +5m +3 / -0
                i've just checked the votes and it's not looking good for us :marseysob: :marseycope:
                {IMG}

                  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +2 / -0
                  I wish I

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2021-09-26T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 3000+ comments of seethe
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter how_it_feels_to_be_a_person_of_mosque}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +23m +4 / -0
> In the US we can do the same thing to Muslims that the Nazis did to Jews.
> Edit: Don't worry, I'm not calling for violence against Muslims. I'm just saying that the same playbook can be used on Muslims.
i dont know if that means theyre so r-slurred theyre calling for violence or theyre r-slurred for thinking nazis did anything to muslims

  arsey +3h +2 / -0
  "I'm not saying anything, but the other side is saying it. Not me, but you're the one who did it."

    GooooooldMember +1h +2 / -0
    “I wasnt there but if i was i would have been the most violent guy in the room”

arsey +3h +2 / -0
> What is the point of saying that?
>> To show that even if you try to take things out of context or spin them, there is no way to change the reality that people do not like Islam and want to get rid of it.
lol they know they can't change the reality that people don't like Islam, so they just spin it. They are so damn smug about it too.

  MakePepeDankAgain +4h +1 / -0
  They're smug because they know they're right.

    arsey +2h +1 / -0
    Yes but they are smug about it.. They are always so smug about it. I wonder if they are smug about being smug.. It's their personality to be smug about everything.

      MakePepeDankAgain +1h +1 / -0
      I think it's because they know they're right. If they were wrong, they would be smug about that too. They have no other personality traits.

        arsey +1h +1 / -0
        They are the smug ones. I hate

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-01-16T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Former Jannie of /r/stupidpol gets doxxed
URL: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/evan-matthew-goldschmiedt-justcool393-justcool393-justcool393-justcool393-justcool393-justcool393.114309
VOTES: +106 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Drama in the comments of the post.
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +130 / -1
>Justcool393
holy fuck

  YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +4m +122 / -0
  It's like how the only time you think about someone is when you see their name.

    Dramamine +1h +36 / -0
    This is true for a lot of people, but I don't think I've ever thought about jc393. I only know that name because I am a dramautist.

      YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +36 / -0
      Yeh I was being dramatic. I'm pretty sure I've never heard of them before now.

        Dramamine +47s +32 / -0
        He was a former Reddit admin and a moderator of /r/stupidpol, which is the only place I've ever heard of him.

          YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +2m +37 / -0
          Yeh I just remembered him from a few years back but thought he'd be someone I've heard of more. Probably just cause of the name and how reddit would try to make it seem like he was an admin.

            Dramamine +1m +31 / -0
            I'm pretty sure he was just a moderator of /r/stupidpol. He was basically reddit's version of Aevann.
            He also did a bit of trolling on the /r/drama subreddit, so he has some clout among dramatards.

              YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +2m +23 / -0
              Lol yeh I remember he was modding stupidpol and had a bit of a fallout with the other

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2022-02-24T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Suggestion: An award that causes a dramatard to be the target of a ban award for 24 hours
URL: N/A
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The target would be unable to ban award someone, but could still be banned by others. This would be a great way to test out the effects of a ban award without going through the trouble of getting banned yourself. Also, the target would have to deal with the embarrassment of being ban awarded.
COMMENTS:
corp +2m +7 / -0
I like it, but I think it should be a weekly event for free to all the users that haven't been banned yet

  MakePepeDankAgain +3m +5 / -0
  That's a good idea. Or maybe an award for it that can be given out.

    corp +6m +4 / -0
    I like the idea of a ban award that is only available for a limited time and you get a notification that you are the target and the date/time

  Hoss +1h +2 / -0
  >for free
  That would be abused. The best version of this would be something that's only available as a purchasable award.

    corp +2m +2 / -0
    Yes, of course. That is why I said for free to all the users that haven't been banned yet. Once you've been banned, you don't get that award.

  HeyMoon +3h +1 / -0
  You could do that, but this is the better idea because it is more specific and can be used for purposes other than a weekly event

CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +13m +6 / -0
I like this idea but I think it should be permanent. If the jannies arent going to unban you, you should be able to ban others too. If the jannies arent going to unban you, you should be able to ban others too. If the jannies arent going to unban you, you should be able to ban others too.

  MakePepeDankAgain +4m +3 / -0
  Permanent is good, too. Maybe a permanent ban award with the option to buy a one day

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AUTHOR: MakePepeDankAgain
DATE: 2021-11-09T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm so happy that this is finally happening, but it's still too little, too late.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +15m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  Sneed +1h +2 / -0
  :marseycowboy: :marseyshooting:

    GT +4h +2 / -0
    :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead:

Sigilstone17 +19m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  Sigilstone17 +26s +4 / -0
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    Sigilstone17 +13s +4 / -0
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                      BrokeBackBuck +11m +3 / -0
                      :marseypainter:

          TheOverSeether +1h +1 / -0
          :marseyangel:

        BrokeBackBuck +38m +1 / -0
        :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-12-15T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysalute

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-02-12T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chad, Chuds, and Cucks on the front page of r/news
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Chad, Chuds, and Cucks on the front page of r/news
> [I think it's time to pass a law and make it illegal to be a chud.]({REDDIT: r/news texas_police_investigating_a_mass_shooting_as})
> > I think it's time to pass a law and make it illegal to be a chud.
> > > I think it's time to pass a law and make it illegal to be a chud.
> > > > I think it's time to pass a law and make it illegal to be a chud.
> > > > > I think it's time to pass a law and make it illegal to be a chud.
> > > > > > I think it's time to pass a law and make it illegal to be a chud.
> > > > > > > I think it's time to pass a law and make it illegal to be a chud.
> > > > > > > > I think it's time to pass a law and make it illegal to be a chud.
> > > > > > > > > I think it's time to pass a law and make it illegal to be a chud.
> > > > > > > > > > I think it's time to pass a law and make it illegal to be a chud.
> > > > > > > > > > > I think it's time to pass a law and make it illegal to be a chud.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I think it's time to pass a law and make it illegal to be a chud.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I think it's time to pass a law and make it illegal to be a chud.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I think it's time to pass a law and make it illegal to be a chud.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I think it's time to pass a law and make it illegal to be a chud.
> > > > >

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2023-06-05T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "The government is totally going to take your guns away any day now"
URL: {TWEET: libsoftiktok}
VOTES: +54 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Holy fuck this is the most retarded thing I have ever read. The year is 2023, and the American government is still 5 years away from confiscating all guns, and a 4th of the people in the country are all still too retarded to understand this. There are still 400 million guns in the country.
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +1m +35 / -0
:#marseysal:

  Malthusian_Spook +1m +21 / -0
  I am not an american, but even i am more educated than this woman

    TheDunceonMaster +24m +19 / -0
    I'm an American and I'm still more educated than this woman.

      Malthusian_Spook +4m +11 / -0
      The problem is that in america there is a huge divide between how much information is available to a person with a college degree, and how much is available to someone without one, and this woman clearly doesnt have a college degree.

        TheDunceonMaster +1m +10 / -0
        True, but I'm also a person who enjoys learning things and researching things.

          Malthusian_Spook +1m +14 / -0
          :marseysmugautist:

    ElectricFencePence +2h +7 / -0
    I'm Australian and I'm more educated than this woman.

  kaamrev +3h +4 / -0
  I'm sorry but I don't get this marsey - why is a cat holding a clock - what does this mean

    Fabrico +14m +6 / -0
    The cat is named Sal. He's a character from the webcomic Homestuck, and is a lazy character who makes promises to others, but never follows through on them. The clock is a reference to the saying "a watched pot never boils", which is a way of saying that if you're waiting for something to happen, it will take longer than if you just ignored

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-01-11T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am proud to announce the birth of the rdrama.net cum tribute thread.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +46 / -7
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The cum tribute thread is the official thread for drama members to post their cock pics, and the cum tributes they have received. The cum tribute thread is a place for drama members to post their cum tributes, and for others to see what cum tributes they have received. If you would like to participate in this thread, please post your cock pics, and any cum tributes you have received. If you would like to receive a cum tribute, please post your cock pics, and I will try to send you a cum tribute. This is the rdrama.net cum tribute thread.
COMMENTS:
Malthusian_Spook +1m +17 / -1
https://rdrama.net/post/35574/rdrama-says-trans-rights/1142547?context=9#context
I have been blessed by the most generous of the dramatard race.

  Malthusian_Spook +1m +11 / -1
  https://rdrama.net/post/35574/rdrama-says-trans-rights/1142564?context=9#context
  Also blessed by the most generous of the dramatard race.

    Malthusian_Spook +35s +12 / -1
    https://rdrama.net/post/35574/rdrama-says-trans-rights/1142569?context=9#context
    And blessed by the most generous of the dramatard race.

      Malthusian_Spook +1m +11 / -1
      https://rdrama.net/post/35574/rdrama-says-trans-rights/1142571?context=9#context
      And blessed by the most generous of the dramatard race.

        Malthusian_Spook +27s +12 / -1
        https://rdrama.net/post/35574/rdrama-says-trans-rights/1142574?context=9#context
        And blessed by the

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-01-23T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I wish we had a thread for people who just want to be miserable and shit on everything.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I want to get angry and shitpost about how fucking terrible everything is. The internet, the world, my life, everything is shit. And I want to complain about it to a room full of people who are just as miserable as I am.
I also want to talk about the good things in life, but I don't want to be optimistic or pretend that anything is going to get better.
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
If you want to shitpost about how shit everything is, go to the rightoid threads on the site

garlicdoors +28m +2 / -0
It's already been done
https://consumeproduct.win/

  Malthusian_Spook +1h +1 / -0
  Are they really? I thought that was a bait sub. That's great! I can finally shitpost with my own kind!

InterGONEvention +1h +2 / -0
> I want to get angry and shitpost about how fucking terrible everything is.
{GIF}

911roofer +3h +2 / -0
You’re here. This is it.

Modern_Major_Jefferal +2h +2 / -0
I am the most miserable person on earth, I need to vent and I am not even that poor.

  Malthusian_Spook +10m +1 / -0
  I think I'm the most miserable person on the planet. I'm poor, I'm depressed, I'm unhappy, I'm lonely, I'm anxious, I'm fat, I'm old, I'm not smart, I'm not strong, I'm not handsome, I'm not successful, I'm not healthy, I'm not happy, I'm not even happy. I am not even a person. I am a miserable creature, a wretched beast, a disgusting creature, a vile creature, a repulsive creature, a despicable creature, a contemptible creature, a contemptible creature. I am a contemptible creature, a contemptible creature, a contemptible

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2021-08-20T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey Smug
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +17m +11 / -0
This is a good Marsey but it's a bit too smug. I'd recommend something like this:
{IMG}

  Malthusian_Spook +1h +4 / -0
  Yeah, thats a good point. I'll probably keep the smug face but edit the lips a bit.

  BussySlayer +3h +3 / -0
  This is the most accurate depiction of Marsey

Wizdumb1776 +26m +7 / -0
{GIF}

AkumuYume +1h +4 / -0
Good marsey

BussySlayer +3h +4 / -0
This is just Marsey

TariqNasheed +2h +3 / -0
This is just Marsey

  Malthusian_Spook +2h +3 / -0
  No.

    TariqNasheed +2h +3 / -0
    Yes.

Dahl_Fook +15h +1 / -0
This is just marsey

  Malthusian_Spook +1h +1 / -0
  No.....cott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2021-11-09T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors upset about a guy who said he's gonna kill himself
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest im_going_to_kill_myself_and_you_cant_stop_me}
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +4m +3 / -0
The state should force these people to live, the state should have the right to force them to take their meds and if they refuse to live they should be put on life support and pumped full of medication that will keep them alive until they get bored of it and unplug it themselves

  Hopalong_McGurk +1h +4 / -0
  They should be forced to live, but also forced to touch grass and meet real people. And they should be forced to work.

    GT +13m +1 / -0
    And they should be forced to use the only 2 things in the Quran that are mandatory and required for everyone, the prayer rug and Quran. They should be forced to pray 5 times a day to Allah and read the Quran. They should be forced to read the Quran until they are able to recite it from memory.

      Hopalong_McGurk +15m +1 / -0
      :marseyisis:

    InterGONEvention +1h +1 / -0
    They should be forced to touch grass. They should be forced to touch grass. They should be forced to touch grass.

  Malthusian_Spook +1h +2 / -0
  Yeah I mean, if they're not a burden on society they should be allowed to kill themselves. But the state has no obligation to keep people alive who are not productive members of society. If they are a burden on society, they should be forced to work and forced to live. I'm not sure I buy the whole "your life is worth as much as mine" argument.

    GT +9m +1 / -0
    I think they should be forced to live, if they refuse to live they should be put on life support and pumped full of medication that will keep them alive until they get bored of it and unplug it themselves. I'm not sure I buy the whole "your life is worth as much

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2024-08-28T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Lmao, "I just want to be able to be able to smoke weed and not have to worry about getting arrested." Literally all they can think to ask for is the bare minimum.
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_would_you_do_if_you_were_president_of_the}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +5m +11 / -0
> I would legalize Marijuana and make sure everyone could get it at a reasonable cost and that it was regulated so it didn't cause harm to society.
> I would then make sure that no one could grow Marijuana on their own land.
That's pretty cool. :marseycool:

  Malthusian_Spook +4m +5 / -0
  No, I mean it's not cool. It's not cool, it's not cool, it's not cool. It's not cool, it's not cool, it's not cool. It's not cool, it's not cool, it's not cool. It's not cool, it's not cool, it's not cool. It's not cool, it's not cool, it's not cool. It's not cool, it's not cool, it's not cool. It's not cool, it's not cool, it's not cool. It's not cool, it's not cool, it's not cool. It's not cool, it's not cool, it's not cool. It's not cool, it's not cool, it's not cool. It's not cool, it's not cool, it's not cool. It's not cool, it's not cool, it's not cool. It's not cool, it's not cool, it's not cool. It's not cool, it's not cool, it's not cool. It's not cool, it's not cool, it's not cool. It's not cool, it's not cool, it's not cool. It's not cool, it's not cool, it's not cool. It's not cool, it's not cool, it's not cool. It's not cool, it's not cool, it's not cool. It's not cool, it's not cool, it's not cool.

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-09-23T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am not a racist
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am not a racist. I don't think people should be judged based on the color of their skin. I also do not believe in the concept of race at all.
I think it is absurd that we think of ourselves in racial categories. It is a social construct that has no basis in reality. We are all one race, the human race. We are all descended from the same ancestors and we all share the same DNA.
I think it is ridiculous that we have different racial categories. It is a way of dividing us and it is a way of keeping us from working together. It is a way of keeping us from understanding each other.
I think it is a mistake to think of ourselves in racial categories. It is a mistake to think that we are different from each other based on the color of our skin. We are all the same, we are all human.
I think it is a mistake to think that we are different from each other based on the color of our skin. We are all the same, we are all human.
I think it is a mistake to think that we are different from each other based on the color of our skin. We are all the same, we are all human.
I think it is a mistake to think that we are different from each other based on the color of our skin. We are all the same, we are all human.
I think it is a mistake to think that we are different from each other based on the color of our skin. We are all the same, we are all human.
I think it is a mistake to think that we are different from each other based on the color of our skin. We are all the same, we are all human.
I think it is a mistake to think that we are different from each other based on the color of our skin. We are all the same, we are all human.
I think it is a mistake to think that we are different from each other based on the color of our skin. We are all the same, we are all human.
I think it is a mistake to think that we are different from each other based on the color of our skin. We are all the same, we are all human.
I think it is a mistake to think that we are

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-09-02T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for Russian nerds
URL: https://www.theregister.com/2022/08/31/russian_tech_graveyard
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The site is a graveyard for tech gear, with Russian-made computers, smartphones, and tablets all sold for pennies on the ruble.
> The prices are shockingly low. A 64GB Lenovo laptop is only RUB$18,000 ($210), while an HP laptop with 128GB storage is only RUB$13,000 ($150). A Huawei tablet with 64GB of storage is only RUB$3,500 ($40), while a Samsung phone with 64GB of storage is only RUB$5,000 ($59).
> Most of the products are Russian-made, but there are also some foreign-made products such as a RUB$3,500 ($40) Motorola phone with 64GB of storage, and a RUB$6,000 ($70) Samsung tablet with 32GB of storage.
> The site is a great place to find cheap tech gear, but it's also a reminder of the high inflation and economic uncertainty in Russia.
COMMENTS:
H +13m +7 / -0
I don't know what this means because I don't speak communist.

Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +3 / -0
No wonder they were so willing to die in Ukraine

ZachEdeyGivesSwirlies +1h +3 / -0
I thought you had to be smart to be a nerd. What are they gonna use these for? in the trenches?

  Malthusian_Spook +1h +1 / -0
  For gaming.

Patrick_Tomlinson +5h +2 / -0
why is it so cheap?

  Malthusian_Spook +1h +2 / -0
  Putin's not paying his bills.

    Patrick_Tomlinson +2h +2 / -0
    I wonder what the exchange rate is in Russia right now compared to

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-03-29T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am a big fan of drama, but I am also a very neurotic, very anxious, and very depressed person. I have a very difficult time understanding why people are so upset about this war.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +1 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not a huge fan of Russia, but I have a very hard time understanding why people are so upset about this war. I understand that this war is causing a lot of hardship for people in Ukraine, but I don't understand why people are so upset about it. I have a very hard time understanding why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people are so upset about this war.
COMMENTS: N/A

  Malthusian_Spook +26s +1 / -0
  I don't understand why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people are so upset about this war.

    Malthusian_Spook +13s +1 / -0
    I don't understand why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people are so upset about this war. I don't understand why people

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2023-06-24T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/CFB is starting to become a little less soy
URL: {REDDIT: r/CFB comment}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> His name is literally "The Bear"
> That's just a crazy coincidence
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>

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2024-02-16T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Ok so the new twitter is actually working, but it's not as good as old twitter
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
New twitter has a few things right. You can't get groomed by new twitter, and the search bar works. But I'm so used to old twitter that it's taking a lot of getting used to.
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +5m +8 / -0
I can't even find my favorite schizo anymore. :marseysad:

  Malthusian_Spook +4m +5 / -0
  I really miss the ability to just search for a username and go through their page. I can only find his posts through the new search system, and it's so slow.

    KoreanDandyKing +1h +3 / -0
    I only find his posts by refreshing his page until I find one :marseycry:

      Malthusian_Spook +1h +3 / -0
      I wish there was a way to only see his posts, since I like his content. But its all my content is just searching for his username and then going back and scrolling down the page.
      Or is that what you do too?

        KoreanDandyKing +3m +3 / -0
        I have his account saved as a bookmark :marseyshrug:

          Malthusian_Spook +6m +3 / -0
          Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  Malthusian_Spook +4m +3 / -0
  Which one?

    KoreanDandyKing +1h +4 / -0
    @Sphereserf3232
    @Sphereserf3232

  Sphereserf3232 +50m +3 / -0
  :marseyconfused: I’m still here though

    KoreanDandyKing +4m +3 / -0
    :marseysquint:

      Sphereserf3232 +2m +3 / -0
      :marseyannoyed:

        KoreanDandyKing +13m +2 / -0
        {GIF

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-08-18T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 2014 "Bigfoot" (longbeard) sighting in r/mademesmile
URL: {REDDIT: r/mademesmile 2014_bigfoot_sighting}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +2 / -0
He's just a regular guy who doesn't want to be touched

  Malthusian_Spook +1h +1 / -0
  Tbf, if i were a bigfoot I wouldnt want to be toucheded either.

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +2h +1 / -0
I love how the cop and the dude both have the same expression.eded

Jewdanksdad +4h +1 / -0
Wtf is that hairlineed

  Malthusian_Spook +4h +1 / -0
  I think its called a "don't give a fuck" hairline.ed

    Jewdanksdad +2h +1 / -0
    This dude is definitely a cope, loled

LarpingofIsaac +2h +1 / -0
Looks like a :marseytrain:ed

  Malthusian_Spook +2m +1 / -0
  I think the beard is a cope. He's just a regular dude who doesnt want to be touched, and we can all respect that. But the beard is just a cope.ed

    LarpingofIsaac +15m +1 / -0
    He’s a regular dude that wants attention but is too much of a pussy to ask for it

      Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
      You could be right. I mean, he's definitely not coping in a good way. Maybe he's just a regular dude who doesnt want to be touched and doesn't want to be touched by someone who looks like him either. I mean, I'm not saying he's coping in a bad way, but I'm not saying he's coping in a good way either. I'm just saying that he's coping, and he's not coping in a good

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2021-10-24T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why is there a fucking nono word in the title
URL: N/A
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Aevann carp idio3 aevann
COMMENTS:
Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture.

  Malthusian_Spook +4m +1 / -0
  This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture.

    Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
    This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture.

      Malthusian_Spook +3m +1 / -0
      This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture.

        Malthusian_Spook +5m +1 / -0
        This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This is now a thread about the development of drama culture. This

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2024-08-18T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why do people say the world is a better place now than it was in the past?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Why do people say the world is a better place now than it was in the past?
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +3m +11 / -0
It's a statement of faith. People see the world getting better every day, even if it's just an increase in the number of people in the world or an increase in the number of smartphones in the world, and they have to find a way to explain it.

  Malthusian_Spook +2m +5 / -0
  The number of people in the world is going down. The number of smartphones is going up. Both are bad. The world is objectively worse now than it was in the past.

    arseupwrongo +1m +9 / -0
    You're talking about the very very far past. The world has never been better than it is now.

      Malthusian_Spook +2m +4 / -0
      The world is objectively worse now than it was in the past. It is worse than it was 100 years ago. It is worse than it was 500 years ago. It is worse than it was 1000 years ago. It is worse than it was 10000 years ago. It is worse than it was 100000 years ago. It is worse than it was 1000000 years ago. It is worse than it was 10000000 years ago. It is worse than it was 100000000 years ago.

        arseupwrongo +4m +8 / -0
        It's a statement of faith. People see the world getting better every day, even if it's just an increase in the number of people in the world or an increase in the number of smartphones in the world, and they have to find a way to explain it.

          Malthusian_Spook +5m +4 / -0
          The world is objectively worse now than it was in the past. It is worse than it was 10

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-11-09T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The only reason why Trump is still relevant is because of the memes
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
If you listen to the media Trump is irrelevant, if you are on twitter he is irrelevant, if you are on reddit he is irrelevant. If you are on instagram, he is irrelevant. If you are on tiktok, he is irrelevant. If you are at the bar with your friends, he is irrelevant. If you are on the internet, he is irrelevant. If you are on Facebook, he is irrelevant. If you are at your job, he is irrelevant. If you are at your kid's football game, he is irrelevant. If you are at the gym, he is irrelevant. If you are at church, he is irrelevant. If you are on rdrama, he is irrelevant. If you are in the grocery store, he is irrelevant. If you are in a gas station, he is irrelevant. If you are at a park, he is irrelevant. If you are at a mall, he is irrelevant. If you are at a funeral, he is irrelevant. If you are at a party, he is irrelevant. If you are at a concert, he is irrelevant. If you are at a movie theater, he is irrelevant. If you are at a restaurant, he is irrelevant. If you are at a sports game, he is irrelevant. If you are at a club, he is irrelevant. If you are at a bar, he is irrelevant. If you are at a coffee shop, he is irrelevant. If you are at a bookstore, he is irrelevant. If you are at a library, he is irrelevant. If you are at a museum, he is irrelevant. If you are at a zoo, he is irrelevant. If you are at a theme park, he is irrelevant. If you are at a beach, he is irrelevant. If you are at a ski resort, he is irrelevant. If you are at a casino, he is irrelevant. If you are at a hotel, he is irrelevant. If you are at a conference, he is irrelevant. If you are at a wedding, he is irrelevant. If you are at a funeral, he is irrelevant. If you are at a party, he is irrelevant. If you are at a concert, he is irrelevant. If you are at a

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2024-05-01T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I've made a documentary about the 30 years war
URL: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-thirty-years-war.165423/page-36#post-17967377
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
shareblue_shillalalalala +2m +4 / -0
{IMG}
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  Malthusian_Spook +1m +3 / -0
  :marseymanysuchcases:

arseupwrongo +17m +4 / -0
{IMG}
lol :marseyboomer:

  Malthusian_Spook +5m +3 / -0
  {IMG}
  We dont have a :marseyboomer: , but :marseymanysuchcases: is about the same thing.

Malthusian_Spook +20m +3 / -0
{IMG}
!jannies
The most kiwifarms thread in a long while. I need a 5000 dc bounty on this thread. This is quality drama, and the kiwifarms thread is like 100 pages. This is a good thread.

SpookyFartMan69 +1h +2 / -0
No one cares about the 30s war

  Malthusian_Spook +3h +1 / -0
  What?

    SpookyFartMan69 +10m +2 / -0
    The 30s war

      Malthusian_Spook +20m +1 / -0
      What?

        SpookyFartMan69 +26m +2 / -0
        The 30s war

          Malthusian_Spook +2m +1 / -0
          What? :marseyconfused:

            SpookyFartMan69 +1m +2 / -0
            The 30s war

              Malthusian_Spook +4h +1 / -0
              What? :marseyconfused2:

                SpookyFartMan6

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2025-04-14T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In a shocking turn of events, redditors have a positive opinion on a leaker.
URL: {REDDIT: r/worldnews us_government_is_leaking_tons_of_documents_and}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +38m +15 / -0
> these are the people calling you a terrorist for posting the truth
> “Why is the government doing illegal things? They are just following the law! If you don’t like it, you can be arrested!”
> I’m so glad I’ve never seen this attitude from any politicians, I’m sure they’re very principled people who will never bend their morals
> “Why do you care about the law? What if you disagree with it?”
> It’s always these same people, and they’re never willing to admit they’re wrong, it’s always some bullshit about the law or how “it’s not illegal so it doesn’t matter”
> It’s always these same people, and they’re never willing to admit they’re wrong, it’s always some bullshit about the law or how “it’s not illegal so it doesn’t matter”
> These people are the same ones who scream about how “it’s not illegal so it doesn’t matter” when the government does something they don’t like, but they’re all about the law when it’s something they do like
> This is why we need a fourth amendment to the constitution, that would protect us from this kind of bullshit. But these same people would never vote for such a thing, they’re too busy defending the government’s right to spy on us
> This is why we need a fourth amendment to the constitution, that would protect us from this kind of bullshit. But these same people would never vote for such a thing, they’re too busy defending the government’s right to spy on us
> “Why are you trying to stop us from spying on you? We’re just following the law!”
> “Why are you trying to stop us from spying on you? We’re just following the law!”
> This is why we need a fourth amendment to the constitution, that would protect us from this kind of bullshit. But these same people would never vote for such a thing, they’re too busy defending the government’s right

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2021-09-17T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bait idea: say you are a girl and got raped, post on kiwifarms
URL: N/A
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
idk
COMMENTS:
Hoss +1h +3 / -0
The only thing that could make this better is if you sent a picture of your asshole to prove it.

  Malthusian_Spook +1h +2 / -0
  Thats not even a bad idea

  X +1h +1 / -0
  maybe send a picture of a kiwifarms user's asshole to prove it

arseupwrongo +4m +3 / -0
You could probably just make up a story about being raped and then they'd believe it anyway

  Malthusian_Spook +3m +3 / -0
  Well its not about making it seem real, its about making people angry

    arseupwrongo +4m +3 / -0
    I was thinking about the potential for seething if you got caught out. I've seen that happen on other sites where people got outraged at some 'victim' who turned out to be lying.

      Malthusian_Spook +3m +1 / -0
      Oh I see. I dont think that would be very easy, but it would be funny.

Jewdanksdad +3m +2 / -0
:marseydisagree:

  Malthusian_Spook +3m +1 / -0
  :marseyagree:ed

    Jewdanksdad +50m +3 / -0
    :marseyropeyourself:

      Malthusian_Spook +2h +1 / -0
      :marseyrope:eded

GT +19m +1 / -0
Kiwifarms would never believe it. Only the best kiwi farms users would believe such a thinged

  Malthusian_Spook +2h +1 / -0
  Thats not even a bad ideaed

    GT +5m +1 / -0
    I'm starting to think you're a kiwi farms user. Also I think it would be easier to

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-04-10T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just got my first t-shirt in my new favorite color
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm like a man with his first gf.
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +38m +5 / -0
I like the idea of a post about a t-shirt but you didn’t even post a picture of the t-shirt.

  Malthusian_Spook +1h +1 / -0
  I posted a picture of the t-shirt.

X +1m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  Malthusian_Spook +3m +2 / -0
  I feel like this is a joke that I will never understand.

    X +1m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      Malthusian_Spook +3m +2 / -0
      Thats a joke too.

        X +2m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          Malthusian_Spook +2m +2 / -0
          I dont get it.

            X +1m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              Malthusian_Spook +2m +2 / -0
              I dont get it.

                X +1m +3 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Malthusian_Spook +1m +2 / -0
                  I dont get it

                    X +1m +3 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Malthusian_Spook +2m +2 / -0
                      I dont get it

                        X +1m +3 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Malthusian_Spook +4m +2 / -0
                          I dont get it

                            X +1m +3 / -0
                            {IMG}

  Malthusian_Spook +2m +2 / -0
  I feel like this is a joke that I will never understand.

    X +1m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      Malthusian_Spook +3m +2 / -0
      Thats a joke too.

        X +2m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2024-02-11T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Least Degenerate Gamer
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
InterestingAndSexy +1h +3 / -0
:#marseywould: that he's a gamer tho

Cute_Good_Friend +1d +1 / -0
> least
:#surejan: :#surejan:
:#marseyagreefast:

Dick_Dastardly +1h +1 / -0
{GIF}

whyareyou +12h +1 / -0
> least degenerate gamer
{IMG}

  Malthusian_Spook +18h +2 / -0
  The least degenerate gamer is still a degenerate, so :marseyshrug:

    whyareyou +14m +1 / -0
    :#marseyxdoubt:

      Malthusian_Spook +16m +1 / -0
      :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug:

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2023-11-17T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I was going to post this on H/braincels but I realized I'd need to make a hole. So instead I'm posting it here
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
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{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Malthusian_Spook +3m +10 / -1
It is just so fucking funny how reddit is like this. Its like some kind of alien lifeform. They're so well tuned to being the most unfuckable beings on earth that you can't even tell them you're unfuckable. Its like an anti-social filter. Like you can't even tell them you don't want to have sex with them. They just have to know, because if you don't, they'll just find it out, and you'll just be an unfuckable faggot to them forever.

  Malthusian_Spook +1m +9 / -1
  Like I have no idea why these people are so oblivious to what's going on. It is like they are so fucking stupid they can't even know what a woman is. Like they are just so fucking stupid they can't even know what a man is. Like they are just so fucking stupid they can't even know what a human being is.

    Malthusian_Spook +5m +6 / -1
    Like I'm not even sure what they are. I'm not even sure what they are. I'm not even sure what they are. I'm not even sure what they are. I'm not even sure what they are. I'm not even sure what they are. I'm not even sure what they are.

  89wc +10m +4 / -1
  :#marseycry: :#marseygunshotsuicide:
  :#marseydead:
  :#marseyghostlaugh:

    Malthusian_Spook +5m +3 / -1
    I think the solution is to just not talk to them. Just don't talk to them. Just don't talk to them.

      89wc +2m +2 / -1
      :#marseygunshotsuicide:

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2024-06-15T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The only "Gooner" I've ever known was a 40 year old incel who lived in his parents basement.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was a teenager when I first met this dude. He was a kind, but very neurotic dude. We were friends, and he was a pretty cool dude. He was a nerd but also a gamer, but not in the sense of being a dorky wierdo. He played on his own, and got along with everyone, and was just kind of a chill guy. He also had a shitty relationship with his parents, so he was always down to hang out.
Until he was in his mid 30s. He moved back in with his parents, because he was poor, and had no prospects, and had no friends. He went from a cool guy to a massive, creepy wierdo, who would sit in a corner and play video games in his underwear, and would refuse to talk to anyone. I tried to be friendly with him, but he was incredibly paranoid and distant. He would also buy tons of toys, and tons of hentai, and would just sit in his room and play video games. He also had a serious addiction to porn. I think he saw porn every day, and would watch it for hours. He also had a serious addiction to video games. He would play for hours, and would rarely leave his room.
The only thing that he ever talked about was porn. He would talk about it all the time, and would get really excited when he saw something new. He would also talk about his addiction, and how he was trying to quit, but couldn't. He would also talk about his life, and how he was miserable, and how he hated his parents, and how he wanted to kill himself. He would also talk about how he wanted to be a woman, and how he wanted to transition, but couldn't, because he was too poor.
He also had a really weird obsession with a certain character from a certain anime. He would talk about this character all the time, and would get really excited when he saw something new about this character. He would also talk about how he wanted to be this character, and how he wanted to be a woman, and how he wanted to transition, but

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2023-08-27T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey to the right of me
URL: N/A
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Marsey to the left of me
Marsey behind me
Marsey before me
Marsey at my side
Marsey under my table
Marsey over my head
Marsey in the toilet
Marsey in my bed
I'm Marsey to Marsey
And Marsey is Marsey
And Marsey's Marsey to me
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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-02-15T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The real crime of the buffalo shooter was the use of a submachinegun
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I just want to see them try to make this happen, and I don't mean just in minecraft
COMMENTS:
Snappv +3m +6 / -1
:#marseyglow2:

  Malthusian_Spook +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:

Malthusian_Spook +5m +2 / -0
Also I don't care about the submachinegun ban, I just like the idea of an automatic m1 garand and an automatic m1911.

  Malthusian_Spook +2m +2 / -0
  And an automatic colt python, and an automatic 1911, and a fully automatic Uzi, and an automatic mossberg 590, and a fully automatic AK-47, and a fully automatic ar-15, and a fully automatic AR-10, and a fully automatic short barrel rifle, and a fully automatic m-249, and a fully automatic m-240, and a fully automatic m-240b, and a fully automatic m-249 s&w, and a fully automatic m-240b, and a fully automatic m-240b, and a fully automatic m-240b, and a fully automatic m-240b, and a fully automatic m-240b, and a fully automatic m-240b, and a fully automatic m-240b, and a fully automatic m-240b, and a fully automatic m-240b, and a fully automatic m-240b, and a fully automatic m-240b, and a fully automatic m-240b, and a fully automatic m-240b, and a

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2021-08-27T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A dude on /r/lostredditors is having a mental breakdown and threatening to kill himself.
URL: {REDDIT: r/Lostredditors is_it_just_me_or_is_this_subreddit}
VOTES: +37 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
There is a post in /r/lostredditors asking if its just him or if the sub is becoming pro-train. While this is not a bad question, he has a little problem with answering. He starts sperging out, and the jannies lock the thread after telling him to fuck off. He then proceeds to threaten to kill himself in the comments.
>Yeah, I'm thinking this sub might be the most insufferable group of people ever.
This guy is a sperg, but he is not a train. He is an incel.
>I'm having a mental breakdown and considering suicide.
>When you say you're considering suicide, do you mean you're thinking about it, or are you actually going to do it?
>This is my 4th time getting banned from this subreddit.
>And I won't be getting banned this time.
>I'm not going to commit suicide. I don't have the energy, and I can't even get my head straight enough to get up and leave the house.
>I can't do it, I'm not suicidal, I'm just having a mental breakdown.
>And I'm not going to threaten to kill myself again.
>And I'm not going to threaten to kill myself again.
>And I'm not going to threaten to kill myself again.
>And I'm not going to threaten to kill myself again.
>And I'm not going to threaten to kill myself again.
>And I'm not going to threaten to kill myself again.
>And I'm not going to threaten to kill myself again.
>And I'm not going to threaten to kill myself again.
>And I'm not going to threaten to kill myself again.
>And I'm not going to threaten to kill myself again.
>And I'm not going to threaten to kill myself again.
>And I'm not going to threaten to kill myself again.
>And I'm not going to threaten to kill myself again.
>And I'm not going to threaten to kill myself again.
>And I'm not going to threaten to kill myself again.
>And I'm

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2024-06-02T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The pedophile isn't a woman
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've noticed that the most ardent transphobes are often the biggest pedophiles.
COMMENTS:
MoidAppreciator +1h +2 / -0
Pedophiles are often transphobes
That's why they're pedophiles

  Malthusian_Spook +1h +2 / -0
  I dont think its that hard to realize that pedophiles are often transphobes because they are both the exact same thingersers

    MoidAppreciator +16h +1 / -0
    They're both bad thingsers

  Malthusian_Spook +1h +1 / -0
  I dont think its that hard to realize that pedophiles are often transphobes because they are both the exact same thing

DickButtKiss +51m +2 / -0
There's a lot of crossover between the two groups. It's probably just a coincidence though

  Malthusian_Spook +1h +1 / -0
  I dont think its that hard to realize that pedophiles are often transphobes because they are both the exact same thing

    MoidAppreciator +16h +1 / -0
    They're both bad things

      Malthusian_Spook +1h +1 / -0
      Not when you're the kind of person that doesnt think trans lives matter

    DickButtKiss +1h +1 / -0
    Why do you think that? Is it because both groups hate women?ers

      Malthusian_Spook +17h +1 / -0
      Because they are both the same thing

        DickButtKiss +1m +1 / -0
        What are they the same thing? Transphobes or pedos? And how are they the same thing?

          Malthusian_Spook +44m +1 / -0
          Pedophiles are transphobes because they are the same thing

            DickButtKiss +27m +1 /

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-02-23T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/therightcantmeme does a heckin' problematic and points out that the pink haired, genderqueer, fat, and trans twitter artist is in fact not a trans woman.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TheRightCantMeme people_are_not_ok_with_this}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +27m +5 / -0
>People have lost their minds.
>>I’m sure they’ll take it well when you tell them you’re not a woman.
>>>In a way, I’m not a woman. I’m a human being.
>>>>I see. You’re not a woman.
>>>>>You can call me whatever you want, but it doesn’t change the fact that I am a human being.
Nope they're not a woman. Trains are the new niggas of the alphabet people.

  Malthusian_Spook +4m +1 / -0
  More like niggas are the new trains

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +2 / -0
    Yeh but nigga is a lot more versatile and has been around for a while.
    Nigga is the new "queer" of the alphabet people.

      Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
      Nigga was around before the alphabet people were even invented.

        YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +2m +2 / -0
        Yeh but now it's been appropriated by them.

          Malthusian_Spook +3m +2 / -0
          Appropriation is a form of evolution. The word is now more refined and more human than it ever was.

        Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
        Nigga is the new "queer" of the alphabet people.

  Malthusian_Spook +3m +1 / -0
  More like niggas are the new trainsy

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +5m +2 / -0
    Nigga is the new "queer" of the alphabet people.

      Malthusian_Spook +

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2021-09-06T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: U.S. Should 'Explore' Killing People With COVID, Fauci Says
URL: https://www.thedailybeast.com/us-should-explore-killing-people-with-covid-fauci-says
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The rightoids are right. But they're also retarded.
COMMENTS:
knownbyanyothername +3m +7 / -0
> One of the most controversial of those options, according to the panel, would be to “use a third-party agent to kill people with COVID-19”
:marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:

  GooooooldMember +3h +1 / -0
  It would be funny if he actually meant it

Dramamine +58m +4 / -0
{GIF}

  GooooooldMember +2h +3 / -0
  This is what americans are like

  Malthusian_Spook +1h +2 / -0
  We need a way to play that gif at 40fps

    Dramamine +5m +2 / -0
    I'm not sure if that would even work

GooooooldMember +3h +2 / -0
I dont think he actually means that he's a cryptofascist who wants to kill people with covid. I think he means that you should kill people with covid. The rightoid response is always going to be that he's saying that because he wants to kill them and then he's gonna do it in secret, because they're retards. The leftoid response is always going to be that he's saying that because he's a cryptofascist and he's gonna kill them in secret, because they're retards

  Malthusian_Spook +17h +1 / -0
  I think you might be a little confused. He is saying that we should explore the idea of killing people with covid. He is not saying we should do it. He is not saying we should do it in secret.

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-04-27T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Sneed in the comments as /r/pics posts photo of a man with a "MARSEY" tattooed on his arm
URL: {REDDIT: r/pics my_married_name_is_marsey}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Malthusian_Spook +22s +7 / -0
Its a shame the guy didnt actually get his name legally changed.

  Saint_Nicholas +1m +3 / -0
  He probably did, he's a dramanaut through and through.

  ARNOLD_FRIEND +1h +2 / -0
  yeah it’s not like you can’t get your name legally changed, you just gotta pay a lot of money and go to court. you can’t even legally change your name to a made up name that’s not yours

    Malthusian_Spook +1h +1 / -0
    People have been legally changing their names to Marsey for years, you just have to pay the lawyer and the court.

      ARNOLD_FRIEND +11m +1 / -0
      well that’s not what i meant. i meant you can’t legally change your name to something like “Fartbinn” or “Zozbot” unless you have a reason. you can’t just pick a name out of the air and legally change it to that, it has to be a real name

        Malthusian_Spook +2m +1 / -0
        But that is what I meant.

          ARNOLD_FRIEND +1m +1 / -0
          no i meant something different

            Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
            No u

              ARNOLD_FRIEND +2m +1 / -0
              you do realize im right though, right?

                Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
                Yes I do.

                  ARNOLD_FRIEND +3m +1 / -0
                  i’m glad we agree

                    Malthusian_Spook +3h +1 / -0
                    I disagree.

                      ARNOLD_FRIEND +1m +1 / -0
                      no you

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2025-04-16T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 1500 dramacoin bounty for finding the post
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm too lazy to find it, but someone on here posted a picture of a white woman in a bikini with her tits hanging out. It was a very clear picture, and she was also very cute. I cannot find it anywhere.
COMMENTS:
Jewdanksdad +52m +4 / -0
Bitch, if you cant find it, no one can

  Malthusian_Spook +3m +2 / -0
  It was posted here

  Malthusian_Spook +2m +1 / -0
  What? I literally just asked

    Jewdanksdad +1m +1 / -0
    No, you literally asked for it to be found

      Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
      I literally posted a picture of a white woman in a bikini with her tits hanging out. It was a very clear picture, and she was also very cute. I cannot find it anywhere.

        Jewdanksdad +5m +1 / -0
        Lmao, you don't even know what you asked for

          Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
          :#marseyraging:

            Jewdanksdad +2m +1 / -0
            This is why you should never ask for help

              Malthusian_Spook +23s +1 / -0
              :#marseyraging:

                Jewdanksdad +1m +1 / -0
                :#marseyxd:

                  Malthusian_Spook +36s +1 / -0
                  :#marseyraging:

                    Jewdanksdad +1m +1 / -0
                    :#marseyxd:

                      Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
                      :#marseyraging:

                        Jewdanksdad +1m +1 / -0
                        :#marseyxd:

                          Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2024-01-04T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain:

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-06-21T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The most obvious bait in the world makes it to the front page of reddit
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology youve_been_spamming_me_for_months_just_to_say}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +13 / -0
>It’s not like the NSA has a reputation for privacy and not abusing the people’s trust.
:#marseyglow:

Jimbo_B_Beterson +13m +10 / -0
>It’s not like the NSA has a reputation for privacy and not abusing the people’s trust.
:#marseyglow2:

  userturkey13 +2m +3 / -0
  :#marseyglowaward:

Allende +3m +6 / -0
:#marseyoctopus2:
> It’s not like the NSA has a reputation for privacy and not abusing the people’s trust.
Is this a reference to the recent FISA bullshit?

  Malthusian_Spook +1m +3 / -0
  I think it's referencing the fact that they have a reputation for shit posting on 4chan and reddit.

    Allende +2m +2 / -0
    I don't see that. I see it being talking about the overreach with the FISA bullshit.

      Malthusian_Spook +1m +3 / -0
      I think its probably referencing the fact that the NSA has a reputation for shit posting on 4chan and reddit.
      :#marseyoctopus2:

        Allende +2m +1 / -0
        :#marseybrainlet:

          Malthusian_Spook +1m +2 / -0
          :#marseybrainlet: :#!marseybrainlet:

            Allende +2m +2 / -0
            :#marseycheers:

userturkey13 +16m +5 / -0
Why are people so dumb :marseygiveup:

Enrico_Motassa +25m +4 / -0
>It’s not like the NSA has a reputation for privacy and not

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-02-13T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Someone else do this. This is not a call to action.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Someone else do this. This is not a call to action.
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +17m +2 / -0
:#marseyorthodoxpat:

  Malthusian_Spook +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyorthodoxpat:
  :marseyorthodoxpat:

    Saint_Nicholas +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseyorthodoxpat:

      Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyorthodoxpat:
      :marseyorthodoxpat:otted

        Saint_Nicholas +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseyorthodoxpat:

          Malthusian_Spook +56s +1 / -0
          :marseyorthodoxpat:
          :marseyorthodoxpat:ted

            Saint_Nicholas +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseyorthodoxpat:

              Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
              :marseyorthodoxpat:
              :marseyorthodoxpat:ting

                Saint_Nicholas +2m +2 / -0
                :#marseyorthodoxpat:

                  Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
                  :marseyorthodoxpat:
                  :marseyorthodoxpat:ted

                    Saint_Nicholas +4m +2 / -0
                    :#marseyorthodoxpat:

                      Malthusian_Spook +4m +1 / -0
                      :marseyorthodoxpat:
                      :marseyorthodoxpat:ting

                        Saint_Nicholas +1m +2 / -0
                        :#marseyorthodoxpat:

                          Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
                          :marseyorthodoxpat:
                          :marseyorthodoxpat:ted

                            Saint_Nicholas +1m +

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-01-10T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors cope and seethe over a word.
URL: {REDDIT: r/wordington wordington}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Wordington is a subreddit dedicated to memes about the word "wordington". It is filled with the most terminally online people on reddit. The memes are basically just random words written in red, blue, and black text with pictures of them saying the word. This is funny, but the people of the wordington subreddit are not.
COMMENTS:
suggykong +1h +2 / -0
>Yikes sweaty, we're on the same side. You're a wordington and I'm a wordington. We're all wordingtons. It's not about winning or losing. It's about changing the world.
:#marseylongpost:

Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
:marseywords:ss

peepeehands +2h +1 / -0
>wordingtons
:#marseyautism:s

  Malthusian_Spook +4m +1 / -0
  We need a wordington marsey.s

    peepeehands +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseyautism:s

      Malthusian_Spook +49m +2 / -0
      :marseyautism: is the closest we got, but no one has a wordington marsey yet.

        peepeehands +3m +1 / -0
        :marseyautism: is a good marsey, it's one of my favorites, but it's still not quite a wordington marsey.

          Malthusian_Spook +4m +1 / -0
          No, but it is a good starting point for a wordington marsey.

          Malthusian_Spook +5m +1 / -0
          I agree it's a good marsey. I'm just saying it isn't a wordington marsey.

            peepeehands +1m +1 / -0
            :marseyautism: is a good marsey, it's one

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2023-08-02T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rightoid spergs out over his legal defense fund being a scam and starts to go into detail about how he's about to bankrupt the defense fund and get a big payout
URL: {TWEET: TheDonaldOrg}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
TheDonald is a legal defense fund for rightoids who want to sue over being banned from social media. The guy who ran it was trying to raise a million dollars for legal expenses, and has raised less than 100k. Now the former head of the defense fund is trying to get the defense fund into a situation where he can sue the defense fund for not paying out the money he's raised, and then take all the money he raised from the defense fund. He's basically trying to bankrupt the defense fund and get a payout from it.
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
If you are a rightoid who wants to sue over being banned from social media, you have no other option but to create a legal defense fund.

  Malthusian_Spook +2h +1 / -0
  Not really. Most people don't have the money to pay a lawyer 100k for a lawsuit against an internet company, and even if you do, you're probably not going to win.

    whyareyou +15m +1 / -0
    Most people don't have the money to pay a lawyer 100k for a lawsuit against an internet company, and even if you do, you're probably not going to win.
    But if you do, you have no other option but to create a legal defense fund.

      Malthusian_Spook +4m +1 / -0
      Why not? You can get loans, or just get a lawyer to work for a percentage of the payout. The legal defense fund is a scam and a racket.

        whyareyou +6m +1 / -0
        > not a scam
        {IMG}

          Malthusian_Spook +28m +1 / -0
          Lol. You know, you could take out a loan and pay the lawyer the same way.

            whyareyou +10m +1 / -0
            That's called a loan,

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-10-23T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why are people so invested in their religion? :marseyconfused:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm a bit of a nerd and I like to read and think about stuff. I'm a big fan of the Quran and I'm trying to understand what the appeal of religion is. I find it odd that people get so invested in religion. I would never believe in a higher power or any of that stuff. I think I have a pretty good explanation for why people are so invested in religion and I think it's pretty interesting. I'll try to explain it in a way that's easy to understand.
COMMENTS:
STAN_ARTMS +6m +10 / -0
Religion is the only way to really connect with others without having to interact with them
:#marseywholesome:

  Malthusian_Spook +1h +2 / -0
  I'd rather interact with them

  Sasanka_of_Gauda +3h +1 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

LowAPM +17m +5 / -0
> I'm a bit of a nerd
I'm not sure if that is a positive or negative in your case, but I do not believe in a higher power. I do believe in a higher power.
:marseyshrug:

  Malthusian_Spook +1h +2 / -0
  I dont believe in a higher power or any of that stuff. I think I have a pretty good explanation for why people are so invested in religion and I think it's pretty interesting. I'll try to explain it in a way that's easy to understand.

    LowAPM +1h +2 / -0
    > I think I have a pretty good explanation for why people are so invested in religion
    :taythink:

      Malthusian_Spook +3h +2 / -0
      I think I have a pretty good explanation for why people are so invested in religion and I think it's pretty interesting. I'll try to explain it in a way that's easy to understand. It's pretty simple really. I think the appeal of religion is that it gives people a sense of community. It's

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2021-11-09T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Meme account gets hit with the big one, jannies respond by banning everyone who posted the meme
URL: {REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy you_cant_dunk_on_fds}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +3m +33 / -0
:marseyjanny: "dont post that on our sub its not heckin wholesome"

  Malthusian_Spook +1m +26 / -0
  :marseyjanny: "Uhh no can do, but you can post it on our alt sub"

    ChungusEnjoyer +1m +21 / -0
    :marseyjanny: "Also dont post that on the alt sub"

      Malthusian_Spook +1m +20 / -0
      :marseyjanny: "Also dont post that on any sub, or on reddit"

        ChungusEnjoyer +56s +19 / -0
        :marseyjanny: "Also dont post that anywhere else on the internet, or on social media"

          Malthusian_Spook +45s +16 / -0
          :marseyjanny: "Also dont post that in your dreams, or in your head."

            ChungusEnjoyer +2m +16 / -0
            :marseyjanny: "Also dont post that on a website for people who are not jannies"

              Malthusian_Spook +2m +16 / -0
              :marseyjanny: "Also dont post that on any other website, or on the internet"

                ChungusEnjoyer +1m +13 / -0
                :marseyjanny: "Also dont post that in your dreams, or in your head"

                  Malthusian_Spook +1m +10 / -0
                  :marseyjanny: "Also dont post that in your dreams, or in your head"

                    ChungusEnjoyer +59s +9 / -0
                    :marseyjanny: "Also dont post that in your dreams, or in your

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-06-14T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Science™ says the sneed of the Mayo is the death of the human race
URL: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-022-30332-8
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +5m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  Malthusian_Spook +1m +6 / -0
  I know right

  JimJones +2h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

  tejanx +1h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    X +1h +1 / -0
    Lol I forgot how much the white woman is seething over being called out

  GuyOnABuffalo +10h +1 / -0
  Holy shit lol

Malthusian_Spook +33s +7 / -0
The Science™ has spoken, it is time for the mayocide.

  Malthusian_Spook +1m +5 / -0
  Also this is a good article to share with mayo foids to make them sneed about it.

  ACA +1m +4 / -0
  {GIF}

    Malthusian_Spook +2m +2 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

  userturkey13 +4m +3 / -0
  :#marseymayo::#marseyshooting:

  BigBussyHunter +3m +2 / -0
  :marseynotes: I'm putting a check next to "mayocide" on my list of things I will accomplish in my lifetime

    Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
    :marseylove:

  GooooooldMember +3h +1 / -0
  > The Science™ has spoken
  Thats what the guy in that article said

Cao_Cao +13m +3 / -0
>More than half of all European countries have seen a drop in birth rates since 2008.
It's Europe, not just white people.
Also:
>Meanwhile, the number of babies being born in the

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-11-22T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Boomer :marseyboomer: does a heckin' chud and causes 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-05-21T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyexcited: /r/RealCapitalism :marseyexcited:
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/RealCapitalism
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The subreddit was created, then immediately banned, and then un-banned. The jannies are all dramatards.
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +7 / -1
A true dramatard will never admit to being a dramatard. The jannies are all anonymous.

  Malthusian_Spook +5m +3 / -0
  Yikes

  gerudo +1m +3 / -0
  The only way to be sure is to ask them directly. @schizo is a dramatard, @fartbinn is a dramatard, @chiobu is a dramatard. I am a dramatard. We are all dramatards.

    X +2h +2 / -0
    I'm not a dramatard though, I'm a Singaporean :marseyjewoftheorient:

  TheOverSeether +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseywave: I'm a dramatard!
  :marseywave2:

    Malthusian_Spook +1h +2 / -0
    :marseywave2: :marseywave2:

  Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
  :marseysmug:

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +1 / -1
    :marseybegging:

  Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
  :marseysmug:

  Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
  :marseysmug:

  Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
  :marseysmug:

  Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
  :marseysmug:

  Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
  :marseysmug

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2021-11-11T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Holy shit someone made a shitty meme comic about me!
URL: https://m.imgur.com/a/CxKo1Wv
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The link is a comic I made about a man named Malthusian Spook. I took a screenshot of this account and posted it to my twitter and it got 1000 likes. This was yesterday. I'm a meme. I'm a real life meme.
COMMENTS:
Malthusian_Spook +3m +1 / -0
I'm not a real malthusian, but if you read my twitter bio you'll see I'm not actually a real life meme, and I don't actually hate women. I actually hate white women.
{TWEET: malthusian_spook}

  Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
  I'm a real life meme.'s hilarious's hilarious
  {TWEET: malthusian_spook}

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            Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-05-13T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Imminent schism. Trains or chuds??
URL: N/A
VOTES: +1 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have been seeing a lot of recent talk of banning trains or chuds.
I think banning chuds would be the better idea, as it would be easier to enforce, and would be a far more dramatic decision.
The idea of banning trains is interesting, but I don't think it is a good idea, as it would be incredibly hard to enforce, and would make the site significantly less dramatic.
Discuss.
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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-09-16T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: There are at least 7 active nuclear reactors in the United States that are not licensed or regulated by the NRC.
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/sep/15/unregulated-unlicensed-nuclear-reactors-united-states
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
What the fuck is going on over there? :marseyxd:
COMMENTS: N/A

  gerudo +4m +5 / -0
  The government has a nuclear reactor in some backwater of the country and doesn't want anyone to know about it

    Malthusian_Spook +1m +5 / -0
    The government has a nuclear reactor in some backwater of the country and doesn't want anyone to know about it
    :#marseyveryworriedfed:

  whyareyou +16m +2 / -0
  they're not regulated because they're not nuclear reactors, silly. it's just a boiler with a lot of pipe-work

  Theoverseer +21m +2 / -0
  https://www.nrc.gov/reading-rm/doc-collections/nuregs/lea/lea99/lea99002.pdf

    Malthusian_Spook +2h +2 / -0
    The NRC is not regulating these reactors, which have not even been reported to the NRC.

      Theoverseer +1h +1 / -0
      > In response to my inquiry, the NRC said that it had not received any applications for licenses for these reactors. It said that it had no way to know whether the reactors were operating without a license, but it was monitoring the situation. “We are aware of them. We are in the process of trying to determine if there are any licensing issues that need to be resolved,” said NRC spokesperson Michael Neudorff.
      > The NRC has not issued a statement on the reactors. In a statement to the Guardian, the agency said it was aware of the reactors but declined to comment further. “The NRC is aware of these unlicensed reactors and has been made aware of them by the public and other sources,” the agency said. “The NRC is investigating the situation.”

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-09-06T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is why we need to reelect Biden.
URL: https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/05/china-reportedly-pulled-out-of-gold-reserves-to-fund-war-in-ukraine.html
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +5h +1 / -0
LOL they aren't using gold to buy ammo for ukraine...gov.gov/circuits/2022/09/06/20-1176.html
No, it's for the debts they owe to the US

  Malthusian_Spook +8h +1 / -0
  I can't read.

    whyareyou +2h +1 / -0
    {IMG}.gov/circuits/2022/09/06/20-1176.html.gov/circuits/2022/09/06/20-1176.html

      Malthusian_Spook +15h +1 / -0
      I can't read.gov/circuits/2022/09/06/20-1176.html

        whyareyou +11m +1 / -0
        https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/05/china-reportedly-pulled-out-of-gold-reserves-to-fund-war-in-ukraine.html
        You might be able to read this one better

          Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
          I can't read

            whyareyou +33s +1 / -0
            https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/05/china-reportedly-pulled-out-of-gold-reserves-to-fund-war-in-ukraine.html
            I can't read either but I found a picture with text on it

              Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
              I can't read

                whyareyou +1m +1 / -0
                https://www.cn

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2021-11-19T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Train and stonetoss crossover episode. The seethe is plentiful.
URL: {TWEET: stone_toss}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +20m +10 / -0
Seethe and cope
{REDDIT: r/terriblefacebookmemes the_very_least_of_our_powers}
{REDDIT: r/facepalm this_is_what_facebook_meme_pages_are_for}
{REDDIT: r/MadeMeSmile wholesome}

  Malthusian_Spook +4m +12 / -0
  >We just want to live our lives, fuck off with this bigotry
  >No, we want to make you live our lives, you fucking bigot.

  cyberdick +3h +3 / -0
  >This is not satire, this is just a regurgitation of a harmful meme.
  {GIF}

    ABC +12m +3 / -0
    > [It’s a long running meme from the far right that has been around for a long time. It’s not an original idea.]({REDDIT: r/terriblefacebookmemes the_very_least_of_our_powers})
    It's only harmful if you don't like it. :marseyshapiro:

      cyberdick +3m +2 / -0
      All memes are harmful if you don't like them
      :marseytroublemaker:

dramasexual +2h +5 / -0
This is actually a good one, ngl

  Malthusian_Spook +1h +3 / -0
  Yeah, I like how it forces the viewer to make a choice between the two.

SaveUsUncleTed +5h +2 / -0
Toss is becoming a chud. Did he get a chud award from the chud award event?ed

  Malthusian_Spook +11m +1 / -0
  Nah, he's been getting chuddy for a while.

GooooooldMember +6h +1 / -0
> 144k likes
i hate libseded
{TWEET

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-02-18T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Did any of you guys think to do a 13/50 joke on the george floyd post?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +1 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Its like the most obvious meme that's like the most obvious meme ever.
COMMENTS: N/A

  Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
  I mean obviously, but still. It seems like a lot of dramatards are like the most retarded people on earth... It's like everyone here is the most retarded person on earth.. How the fuck do you not see a 13/50 joke and go "holy shit that's a good joke I should post it"

    Malthusian_Spook +2m +1 / -0
    I mean obviously, but still. It seems like a lot of dramatards are like the most retarded people on earth. It's like everyone here is the most retarded person on earth. How the fuck do you not see a 13/50 joke and go "holy shit that's a good joke I should post it". How the fuck do you not see a 13/50 joke and go "holy shit that's a good joke I should post it"

      Malthusian_Spook +2m +1 / -0
      I mean obviously, but still. It seems like a lot of dramatards are like the most retarded people on earth. It's like everyone here is the most retarded person on earth. How the fuck do you not see a 13/50 joke and go "holy shit that's a good joke I should post it"

        Malthusian_Spook +2m +1 / -0
        I mean obviously, but still. It seems like a lot of dramatards are like the most r-slurred people on earth. It's like everyone here is the most r-slurred person on earth. How the fuck do you not see a 13/50 joke and go "holy shit that's a good joke I should post it"

          Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
          I mean obviously, but still. It

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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2022-12-13T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Only Real Neolib Is Bernie Sanders
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +43 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Be a neolib
> Be a libertarian
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> Be a commie
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AUTHOR: Malthusian_Spook
DATE: 2024-03-06T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseychud: :marseydisabled:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +16m +7 / -0
{GIF}

  Malthusian_Spook +2h +2 / -0
  The only correct response to a chud who isnt being ironic

SpookyFartMan69 +25m +5 / -0
{MP4}

  Malthusian_Spook +2h +2 / -0
  {MP4}

    SpookyFartMan69 +11m +1 / -0
    {MP4}

      Malthusian_Spook +1h +2 / -0
      {MP4}

        SpookyFartMan69 +5h +1 / -0
        {MP4}

          Malthusian_Spook +3h +1 / -0
          {MP4}

            SpookyFartMan69 +20h +2 / -0
            {MP4}

              Malthusian_Spook +1h +2 / -0
              {MP4} @SpookyFartMan69

                SpookyFartMan69 +3m +2 / -0
                {MP4} @Malthusian_Spook

                  Malthusian_Spook +1m +1 / -0
                  {MP4} @SpookyFartMan69

                    SpookyFartMan69 +1m +1 / -0
                    {MP4} @Malthusian_Spook

                      Malthusian_Spook +30s +1 / -0
                      {MP4} @SpookyFartMan69

                        SpookyFartMan69 +2m +1 / -0
                        {MP4} @Malthusian_Spook

                          Malthusian_Spook +2m +1 / -0
                          {MP4} @SpookyFartMan69

                            SpookyFartMan69 +1m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-03-28T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The fish has been silent for 3 hours
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Where did he go?
COMMENTS:
arsey +7m +11 / -0
I saw him but he's not here right now. He said he was going to bed. He usually has some sort of excuse for when he goes and comes back. I'm not sure what this means.

  ManBearFridge +1m +8 / -0
  He must be busy with his family. I hope he is enjoying his time off.

    arsey +2m +6 / -0
    I saw him earlier and he said he was going to bed so I'm sure he's busy. It's weird that he's not here right now but I'm not sure what to think of it. He's usually around.

      ManBearFridge +3m +5 / -0
      Well, he does have to take care of his family. I don't know why he would be here if he is with them. He is a good man.

        arsey +1m +5 / -0
        He's a good man, and I hope he's enjoying his time with his family.

  Penny +11m +6 / -0
  u know he loves u bb

    arsey +6m +6 / -0
    He said he loves me so much that he wants me to stay away from him. lol

      Penny +2m +6 / -0
      :marseysulk: he's a meanie

        arsey +1m +5 / -0
        He's been a little meanie lately but I love him anyway.

          Penny +2m +5 / -0
          :marseyblowkiss: i love him too bb but he been meaner n meaner n i think he's gonna snap at me soon n i'm so scared 😭😭

            arsey +2m +5 / -0
            I don't want him to snap at you but he's a little bitch. He's a little bitch in general but he's been extra bitchy lately.

              Penny +2m +4 / -0
              i'm just gonna pretend he's not mean

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-11-03T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If you're going to post about the election, you're going to post in this thread
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's that simple
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +1m +10 / -0
!chuds !nonchuds
Start posting your memes here

  garlicdoors +1m +9 / -0
  {IMG}

    ManBearFridge +2m +6 / -0
    :#marseysmug2:

  ACA +31s +5 / -0
  {GIF}

    ManBearFridge +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseyagree:

  BigBussyHunter +1m +5 / -0
  :marseysmughips:
  Ok, chief

  coned +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

ACA +2m +3 / -0
I've been posting memes and funny shit about the election for like 10 days now.

  ManBearFridge +48s +3 / -0
  That's not very nice of you. You should have posted them here.

    ACA +4m +3 / -0
    I'm not telling anyone where I post my memes. I'm just doing it to be funny.

      ManBearFridge +2m +3 / -0
      I'm not telling anyone where I post my memes. I'm just doing it to be funny.
      :#marseyindignant:

        ACA +3m +3 / -0
        {GIF}

          ManBearFridge +4m +2 / -0
          :#marseyindignantturn:

            ACA +1m +3 / -0
            {GIF}

              ManBearFridge +4m +2 / -0
              :#marseyindignantturn:

                ACA +5m +2 / -0
                {GIF}

                  ManBearFridge +2m +2 / -0
                  :#marseyindignantturn:

                    ACA +57s +2 / -0
                    {GIF}

                      ManBearFridge +2m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2022-05-24T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey the Cat
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +4 / -0
:#marseylove:

  ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseyblowkiss:!

Salamander +1h +2 / -0
So cute! I love Marsey :marseylove:

  ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyangel:

BibFortunasNoodle +1h +1 / -0
:#marseyeldritchnutpat:!! :#marseyeldritchnutpat:! 😍!!! 😍
:#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat:! :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marseyeldritchnutpat: :#marsey

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-07-21T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I found a bunch of kittens
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
That's it. Good night.
COMMENTS:
asshole +3m +11 / -0
{GIF}

Redactor1 +1h +4 / -0
:#marseyjam:

AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +3 / -0
:#marseyitsnuts:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3h +2 / -0
:#marseywould:

TheAudacityOfCope +4h +1 / -0
:marseywould:

Sneed +12h +1 / -0
Cute but i doubt theyre real

  ManBearFridge +3m +1 / -0
  I'm not a cat guy so I just took the first cat I found and edited it

    Sneed +1m +1 / -0
    :marseyitsover:

      ManBearFridge +1m +1 / -0
      I'll make it up to you tomorrow, I promise :#marseyflirt:

        Sneed +1h +1 / -0
        :marseyblush:

          ManBearFridge +1m +1 / -0
          :#marseyhearts:

            Sneed +43s +1 / -0
            :marseyhearts:

              ManBearFridge +5m +1 / -0
              :#marseywholesome: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyhearts: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseywholesome: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyhearts: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseywholesome: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyhearts: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseywholesome: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyhearts: :#marseyandjesus: :

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-08-14T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm going to bed
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Good night
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +5 / -0
:#marseygoodnight:

Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +3 / -0
I'm gonna go to bed also

  ManBearFridge +3m +3 / -0
  :#marseywave2:

Holly_Jolly_Kong +10m +3 / -0
I'll see you in my dreams.
:#marseyschizowall:

  ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseyscared:

DestoryerCarbine +1h +3 / -0
:#marseywave3:

  ManBearFridge +3m +3 / -0
  :marseywave3:

    DestoryerCarbine +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseywave2:

      ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
      :marseywave2:

        DestoryerCarbine +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseywave: :#marseywave3:

          ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
          :marseywave3:

            DestoryerCarbine +1m +3 / -0
            :marseywave3: :marseywave2:

              ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
              :marseywave2:

                DestoryerCarbine +1m +3 / -0
                :marseywave2: :marseywave3:

                  ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
                  :marseywave3:

                    DestoryerCarbine +1m +3 / -0
                    :marseywave3: :marseywave2: :marseywave2: :marseywave2: :marseywave2: :marseywave2: :marseywave2: :marseywave2:

                      Man

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2025-05-05T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybooba:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Y +14m +3 / -0
*"i got a better pic of her"* 00:02

  ManBearFridge +36s +3 / -0
  :#marseydisintegrate:

    Y +4m +3 / -0
    *"i got a better pic of her"*厘米 00:02厘米

    Y +4m +2 / -0
    *"i got a better pic of her"*厘米 00:02厘米 00:02厘米

      ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseydisintegrate:

        Y +2m +2 / -0
        *"i got a better pic of her"*厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00:02厘米厘米 00

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-05-01T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am willing to sell my account
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
No fucking clue what I would do with this account, but I am willing to sell it for 10k dramacoin.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +55s +8 / -0
@boo

  ManBearFridge +1m +6 / -0
  @boo is a faggot

    peepeehands +52s +5 / -0
    :#marseybooing:

  garlicdoors +1m +4 / -0
  @boo is dead
  @boo is dead
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  @boo is dead
  @

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2024-08-22T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Who should I ping for this?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseysleep:
COMMENTS:
Transformers +1h +2 / -0
@Patsy

X +2h +1 / -0
@nwordcountbot

  ManBearFridge +3m +1 / -0
  What does this mean?

    X +3m +1 / -0
    you're a faggot

      ManBearFridge +1m +1 / -0
      :#marseysquint:

        X +10m +1 / -0
        :#marseyblowkiss:

          ManBearFridge +1m +1 / -0
          :#marseycheeky:

            X +1m +1 / -0
            :#marseycheeky: :#marseycheeky:

              ManBearFridge +3m +1 / -0
              :#marseycheerup: :#marseycheerup:

                X +2m +1 / -0
                :#marseycheerup: :#marseycheerup:

                  ManBearFridge +1m +1 / -0
                  :#marseycheerup: :#marseycheerup: :#marseycheerup:

                    X +3m +1 / -0
                    :#marseycheerup: :#marseycheerup: :#marseycheerup: :#marseycheerup:

                      ManBearFridge +5m +1 / -0
                      :#marseycheerup: :#marseycheerup: :#marseycheerup: :#marseycheerup: :#marseycheerup:

                        X +2m +1 / -0
                        :#marseycheerup: :#marseycheerup: :#marseycheerup: :#marseycheerup: :#marseycheerup

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-06-04T03Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: The game I've been playing
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
911roofer +18m +6 / -0
This is what happens when you go to the wrong comic convention

  ManBearFridge +55s +8 / -0
  It's the best one

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +24m +4 / -0
  I wish there were a comic con for furries. I’d go just to laugh at them.

    911roofer +6m +4 / -0
    There is but it’s not funny. It’s horrifying.

      Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +5 / -0
      I didn’t say funny. I said laugh.

        911roofer +4m +5 / -0
        Laughing at it would make you a monster.

          Nixoncrats_for_trump +3m +4 / -0
          I’ll laugh at anything.

            911roofer +3m +4 / -0
            Then you’re a monster.

              Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +4 / -0
              :#marseyagreefast:

                911roofer +5m +4 / -0
                You should laugh at me.

                  Nixoncrats_for_trump +55s +3 / -0
                  :#marseyagreefast:

                    911roofer +2m +2 / -0
                    No. That’s the worst laugh.

                      Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +2 / -0
                      I agree. It’s a monster laugh.

                        911roofer +1m +2 / -0
                        No. That’s the worst laugh.

                          Nixoncrats_for_trump +32s +2 / -0
                          You seem to be forgetting the most important part of a laugh: the laughter itself.

                            911roofer +1m +2 / -0
                            The laughter itself is the worst laugh.

  KKKaamrev +31m +4 / -

========

AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2024-05-26T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What is this?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +1h +12 / -0
!biofoids
Is this a stink bug?

  Lappland +1m +10 / -0
  !zoochads
  Which one of you is this?

  iStillMissEd +1h +6 / -0
  !biofoids
  Answer or I'll post ur nudes

    SpookyFartMan69 +10h +1 / -0
    I would rather die

  Holly_Jolly_Kong +2m +3 / -0
  >Is this a stink bug?
  Yes. You better get rid of it before it stinks up the place!

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseysad:

    SpookyFartMan69 +2m +2 / -0
    :marseycheerup:

  iStillMissEd +1h +1 / -0
  @arsey

  gaslighter +2h +1 / -0
  It’s a stink bug

Holly_Jolly_Kong +1h +2 / -0
@formerlurker you have to look at this bug now!

FormerLurKONG +56m +1 / -0
:#marseyinvestigate:

  ManBearFridge +50s +1 / -0
  I just found it sitting there on my desk :marseyshrug:

    FormerLurKONG +4m +1 / -0
    :#marseyflushzoomzoom: :#marseyimpossibru:

      ManBearFridge +3m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        FormerLurKONG +4m +2 / -0
        :#marseyxd:
        It's a stink bug :marseyworried: :marseydisagree:

          ManBearFridge +4m +2 / -0
          :#marseyaware:

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2022-09-05T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysmokealarmbeep:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm going to get a new phone tomorrow. If you need to contact me, post on the front page of this site. I will see it when I wake up.
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +9 / -0
I'll be your phone

  ManBearFridge +5m +7 / -0
  :marseyblowkiss:

peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
:#marseyplugged:

ManBearFridge +1h +4 / -0
:#marseysmokealarmbeep:

ManBearFridge +1h +3 / -0
:#marseysmokealarmbeep:

ManBearFridge +1h +3 / -0
:#marseysmokealarmbeep:

ManBearFridge +1h +3 / -0
:#marseysmokealarmbeep:

ManBearFridge +1h +3 / -0
:#marseysmokealarmbeep:

ManBearFridge +1h +3 / -0
:#marseysmokealarmbeep:

ManBearFridge +1h +3 / -0
:#marseysmokealarmbeep:

ManBearFridge +1h +3 / -0
:#marseysmokealarmbeep:

ManBearFridge +1h +3 / -0
:#marseysmokealarmbeep:

ManBearFridge +1h +3 / -0
:#marseysmokealarmbeep:

ManBearFridge +1h +3 / -0
:#marseysmokealarmbeep:

ManBearFridge +1h +3 / -0
:#marseysmokealarmbeep:

ManBearFridge +1h +3 / -0
:#marseysmokealarmbeep:

ManBearFridge +1h +3 / -0
:#marseysmokealarmbeep:

ManBearFridge +1h +3 / -0
:#marseysmokealarmbeep:

ManBearFridge +

========

AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2025-02-04T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhesright:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
:#marseyhesright:

KONGPelletConnoisseur +1h +1 / -0
Carp

  ManBearFridge +1m +1 / -0
  :marseyindignant:

    KONGPelletConnoisseur +2m +1 / -0
    :marseyindignant: is such a great marsey, so cute

      ManBearFridge +2m +1 / -0
      :marseyindignant: is a great marsey! So cute!

        KONGPelletConnoisseur +11m +1 / -0
        :marseyindignant: is a great marsey! So cute! :marseyindignant: is a great marsey! So cute! :marseyindignant: is a great marsey! So cute! :marseyindignant: is a great marsey! So cute! :marseyindignant: is a great marsey! So cute! :marseyindignant: is a great marsey! So cute! :marseyindignant: is a great marsey! So cute! :marseyindignant: is a great marsey! So cute! :marseyindignant: is a great marsey! So cute! :marseyindignant: is a great marsey! So cute! :marseyindignant: is a great marsey! So cute! :marseyindignant: is a great marsey! So cute! :marseyindignant: is a great marsey! So cute! :marseyindignant: is a great marsey! So cute! :marseyindignant: is a great marsey! So cute! :marseyindignant: is a great marsey! So cute! :marseyindignant: is a great marsey! So cute! :marseyindignant:

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2024-03-27T22Z
HOLE: meta
TITLE: @carpathianflorist has been killed by @DWHITE___________DYNAMITE
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseylibations:
COMMENTS:
Transformers +1m +4 / -0
:#marseyfeminist:

  ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseypoggers:

  DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +51m +3 / -0
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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-09-16T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhmm:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A try to hide the chud award

  ManBearFridge +1m +12 / -1
  !chuds !nooticers
  Discuss.

    BigBussyHunter +2m +4 / -1
    :marseyshook:
    Did you know that?
    :marseynotes: Interesting...

    Bellicose-Twink +47s +4 / -1
    Is that the case? :marseyshook:

    GT +4m +4 / -1
    {IMG}

    DickButtKiss +13m +2 / -1
    What's the difference?

    TheOverSeether +31m +2 / -1
    I don't know if it's true. :marseyshrug:

      ManBearFridge +43s +2 / -1
      :#marseyhesright:

        TheOverSeether +2m +2 / -1
        :#marseyembrace:

    9 +18m +2 / -1
    i didnt know that

    Downie +18m +2 / -1
    :marseywrongthonk:

  Bellicose-Twink +2m +5 / -1
  I don't know what this means. :marseyconfused:

    ManBearFridge +1m +5 / -1
    :#marseyschizowall:

    9 +20m +2 / -1
    it means you're a chud now

  Downie +19m +2 / -1
  :marseywrongthonk:

  Awoo +3h +2 / -0
  {IMG}
  Trans lives matter

    ManBearFridge +1m +1 / -0
    :#marseyshook:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
I've never seen a chud comment that wasn't funny

KILL_EVERYONE +4m +1

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2024-02-18T04Z
HOLE: meta
TITLE: I was hacked
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't know how but my account has been compromised. I need 5000 marsey bucks to fix this.
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +5 / -0
Shut up and give me 5000 marsey bucks

  ManBearFridge +2m +3 / -0
  Sorry, I already did. I am broke.

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +4 / -0
    Well I guess I will just have to take them back then.

      ManBearFridge +2m +3 / -0
      I did that too. I am broke.

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +4 / -0
        @marseyismywaifu is the only one who can save you now.

          ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
          :#marseybegging:

            Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +5 / -0
            Done king.

              ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
              :#marseythanks:

                Modern_Major_Jefferal +22s +3 / -0
                No prob

                  ManBearFridge +1m +1 / -0
                  :#marseyblowkiss:

                    Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +2 / -0
                    :marseyblowkiss:

ManBearFridge +30s +4 / -0
@Maximus I am in trouble. Please help.

  Maximus +1m +4 / -0
  :marseydisagree:

    ManBearFridge +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseytears:

ManBearFridge +4m +3 / -0
I have lost 10,000 marsey bucks already. I need 15,000 more.

ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
@HeyMoon can you help me?

  HeyMoon +10m +4 / -

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-08-20T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Test
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Test
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +19s +5 / -0
I'm a nigger

  ManBearFridge +1m +5 / -0
  @aevann this doesn't work

    Aevann +1h +4 / -0 [S]
    fixed king

  ManBearFridge +2m +4 / -0
  @penny

  ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
  @penny

    ManBearFridge +28s +3 / -0
    @penny

      ManBearFridge +32s +3 / -0
      @penny

        ManBearFridge +41s +3 / -0
        @penny

          ManBearFridge +46s +3 / -0
          @penny

            ManBearFridge +55s +3 / -0
            @penny

              ManBearFridge +52s +3 / -0
              @penny

                ManBearFridge +55s +3 / -0
                @penny

                  ManBearFridge +25s +3 / -0
                  @penny

                    ManBearFridge +38s +3 / -0
                    @penny

                      ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
                      @penny

                        ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
                        @penny

                          ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
                          @penny

                            ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
                            @penny

boogiecat +1m +5 / -0
test

  boogiecat +5m +4 / -0
  @aevann this doesn't work either

Awoo +1h +2 / -0
Test

ManBearFridge +5m +2 / -0
@penny

ManBearFridge +4m +2 / -0
@penny

ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-07-27T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: @Aevann is this what you meant when you said you needed a new hole? :marseyhmm:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +44 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't know what this is about but I'm posting it here because I don't have anywhere else to post it.
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +4m +21 / -0
I think it’s a moid thing

  ManBearFridge +2m +14 / -0
  Oh well, I guess I'm an honorary woman then. I will take the holes.

    carpathianflorist +3m +10 / -0
    :#marseypass:

  Holly_Jolly_Kong +4m +8 / -0
  I think it's a carp thing

    carpathianflorist +1m +8 / -0
    It’s a carp and a moid thing

      Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +7 / -0
      I think it's a carp carp thing

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3h +2 / -0
  It's a male thing

garlicdoors +1m +13 / -0
> R-Slur
:#marseyxd:

  ManBearFridge +1m +9 / -0
  That's a new one.

    garlicdoors +1m +9 / -0
    I found it on /r/booru

      ManBearFridge +5m +10 / -0
      :#marseyxdoubt:

        garlicdoors +1m +8 / -0
        {REDDIT: r/booru nsfw_ama_ama}
        :#marseysoypoint:

          ManBearFridge +1m +6 / -0
          :#marseysoypointgold:

  Holly_Jolly_Kong +7m +6 / -0
  >R-Slur
  :#marseysoypoint:

BimothyX1 +2m +6 / -0
No it's me bimothy :marseywave2:

  ManBearFridge +46s +5

========

AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-01-25T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: ManBearFridge
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Hopalong_McGurk +5m +3 / -0
> {IMG}
:#marseyconfused:
{IMG}

  ManBearFridge +33s +5 / -0
  :#marseyeldritchnut:

    Hopalong_McGurk +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseyeldritchpussy:

      ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseyeldritchpussy:

        Hopalong_McGurk +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseyeldritchpussy:

          ManBearFridge +58s +2 / -0
          :#marseyeldritchpussy:

            Hopalong_McGurk +50s +2 / -0
            :#marseyeldritchpussy:

              ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
              :#marseyeldritchpussy:

                Hopalong_McGurk +3m +2 / -0
                :#marseyeldritchpussy:

                  ManBearFridge +32s +2 / -0
                  :#marseyeldritchpussy:

                    Hopalong_McGurk +5m +2 / -0
                    :#marseyeldritchpussy:

                      ManBearFridge +28s +2 / -0
                      :#marseyeldritchpussy:

                        Hopalong_McGurk +2m +2 / -0
                        :#marseyeldritchpussy:

                          ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
                          :#marseyeldritchpussy:

                            Hopalong_McGurk +5m +2 / -0
                            :#marseyeldritchpussy:

ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
:#marseyeldritchpussy:

  ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseyeld

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-11-18T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey is going to be a big manatee in no time
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +4 / -0
{GIF}

  ManBearFridge +2m +5 / -0
  :#marseybuttfaceshitter:

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +3 / -0
    :marseysniff:

      ManBearFridge +3m +3 / -0
      :marseysniff:

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +3 / -0
        :marseysniff:shoes

          ManBearFridge +4m +3 / -0
          :marseysniff:shoes

            Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +3 / -0
            :marseysniff:me

              ManBearFridge +43s +3 / -0
              :marseysniff:me

                Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +3 / -0
                :marseysniff:ur

                  ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
                  :marseysniff:ur

                    Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +3 / -0
                    :marseysniff:off

                      ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
                      :marseysniff:off

                        Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +3 / -0
                        :marseysniff:urself

                          ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
                          :marseysniff:urself

                            Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +3 / -0
                            :marseysniff:urself

ManBearFridge +10m +3 / -0
@Aevann @carpathianflorist @The_Homocracy
:#marseymanlet:

  The_Homocracy +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyxd:

========

AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2024-06-11T20Z
HOLE: chinchilla
TITLE: :marseytedsimp3:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
doombro +2m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  ManBearFridge +5m +3 / -0
  :#marseyshy3:

BigBussyHunter +2m +4 / -0
:marseywholesome:

  ManBearFridge +5m +3 / -0
  :#marseyshy3:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseyfingerhearts:

      ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseyshy3:

        BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseyblush: :#marseyfingerhearts: :#marseyshy3:

          ManBearFridge +3m +3 / -0
          :#marseyblush: :#marseyshy3: :#marseyfingerhearts:

            BigBussyHunter +4m +3 / -0
            :#marseyfingerhearts: :#marseyblush: :#marseyshy3:

              ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
              :#marseyblush: :#marseyshy3: :#marseyfingerhearts:

                BigBussyHunter +3m +3 / -0
                :#marseyshy3: :#marseyfingerhearts: :#marseyblush:

                  ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
                  :#marseyblush: :#marseyfingerhearts: :#marseyshy3:

                    BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
                    :#marseyshy3: :#marseyfingerhearts: :#marseyblush:

                      ManBearFridge +2m +3 / -0
                      :#marseyblush:

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2024-09-27T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Tomfoolery +3h +2 / -0
I'm glad you're still alive :marseyembrace:

  ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
  I'm not. But I'm also not dead.

    Tomfoolery +4m +2 / -0
    Ah ok so you're still alive :marseyembrace:

      ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
      No. You're still alive.

        Tomfoolery +10m +2 / -0
        I'm not alive. I'm just a clump of cells.

          ManBearFridge +4m +2 / -0
          I'm not a clump of cells. I'm just alive.

            Tomfoolery +1h +2 / -0
            I'm not alive. I'm just a clump of cells. :marseyindignant:

              ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
              I'm not a clump of cells. I'm just alive. :marseyindignant: .ov

                Tomfoolery +14m +2 / -0
                I'm not alive. I'm just a clump of cells. :marseyindignant: .ov

                  ManBearFridge +1m +1 / -0
                  I'm not a clump of cells. I'm just alive. :marseyindignant: .ov

                    Tomfoolery +24m +1 / -0
                    I'm not alive. I'm just a clump of cells. :marseyindignant: .ov

                      ManBearFridge +2m +1 / -0
                      I'm not a clump of cells. I'm just alive. :marseyindignant: .ov .ov

                        Tomfoolery +1m +1 / -0
                        I'm not alive. I'm just a clump of cells. :marseyindignant: .ov .ov

                          ManBearFridge +

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-03-25T02Z
HOLE: sports
TITLE: It's time for the NHL to finally recognize the true superior team
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!leafs
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +1m +6 / -0
Leafs are the only team that should be in the NHL

  ManBearFridge +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  Tack +11m +3 / -0
  Oh, yeah? Then why do they suck so bad?

    ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
    Because they play in the Canadian league

      Tack +11m +2 / -0
      The CHL?

        ManBearFridge +2m +3 / -0
        :#marseyagree:

          Tack +10m +3 / -0
          I thought you were talking about the NHL then. I'm glad you cleared that up.

    TariqNasheed +2m +2 / -0
    :marseygigaretard:

      Tack +9m +2 / -0
      I'm sorry I'm not up to date on my NHL news. Is the team in the middle of the pack now?

        TariqNasheed +1m +3 / -0
        No I’m saying you’re retarded

          Tack +10m +3 / -0
          How can I be retarded when I'm the only person in this thread that doesn't know what the CHL is?

            TariqNasheed +4m +3 / -0
            Lol

              Tack +1m +3 / -0
              :#marseyseethe:

                TariqNasheed +11m +3 / -0
                :marseygigaretardpat:

                  Tack +10h +2 / -0
                  :#marseysoypointdubz:

                    TariqNasheed +3m +2 / -0
                    :marseygigaretardpat:

                      Tack +2m +2 / -0
                      :#marseysoypointdubz:

                        Tari

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-01-28T18Z
HOLE: sports
TITLE: I need to make a UFC post
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +11m +11 / -0
i only watch it when i'm drunk :marseydrunk:

  ManBearFridge +1m +11 / -0
  :#marseycheerup:

  smolchickentenders +1h +4 / -0
  :marseywinemom:

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +3 / -0
  I watch the absolute worst fights possible because I'm drunk and watching the crowd seethe when someone gets their ass kicked is hilarious

BigBussyHunter +3m +8 / -0
:#marseychonkerfoidpuke: I need to make a post about these disgusting men

  ManBearFridge +2m +10 / -0
  :#marseyfoidretard:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +8 / -0
    :marseyxd: That Marsey is so perfect
    :marseyawardretard:

      ManBearFridge +2m +7 / -0
      :#marseyfoidretardlove:

      Penny +1h +3 / -0
      i love that marsey so much bb 😭😭

Communist_spez +53m +6 / -0
Good post
{IMG}

  ManBearFridge +1m +7 / -0
  :#marseygrilling2:

    Communist_spez +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseygrilling2:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +39m +5 / -0
>can't read
>can't hear
>can't see
>can't smell

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2025-02-15T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm starting to think these guys are alright
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +10m +5 / -0
:#marseytrump: :#marseytrumpitsover: :#marseytrumpwereback:

  ManBearFridge +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseytrumpwerebackpat:t:t:cc

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +20m +3 / -0
Only one who matters is president of mexico:carpsaluteusa::carpsaluteusa:cc

  ManBearFridge +5m +2 / -0
  :#marseymexican: :#marseymexican: :#marseymexican:

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseymexican: :#marseymexican: :#marseymexican:

      ManBearFridge +3m +2 / -0
      :#marseymexican: :#marseymexican: :#marseymexican:

        BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseymexican: :#marseymexican: :#marseymexican:

          ManBearFridge +4m +2 / -0
          :#marseymexican: :#marseymexican: :#marseymexican:

            BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +34s +2 / -0
            :#marseymexican: :#marseymexican: :#marseymexican:

              ManBearFridge +4m +2 / -0
              :#marseymexican: :#marseymexican: :#marseymexican:

                BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +2 / -0
                :#marseymexican: :#marseymexican: :#m

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-11-22T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoypoint:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +8 / -0
he's not in the thumbnail

  ManBearFridge +1m +6 / -0
  What are you talking about?

    peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseysoypointgold:

      ManBearFridge +1m +6 / -0
      :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

        peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
        :#marseysoypointgoldpoint2:

          ManBearFridge +1m +4 / -0
          :#marseysoypointgoldpoint3:

            peepeehands +2m +4 / -0
            :#marseysoypointgoldpoint4:

              ManBearFridge +5m +3 / -0
              :#marseysoypointgoldpoint5:

                peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
                :#marseysoypointgoldpoint6:

                  ManBearFridge +4m +3 / -0
                  :#marseysoypointgoldpoint7:

                    peepeehands +44s +3 / -0
                    :#marseysoypointgoldpoint8:

                      ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
                      :#marseysoypointgoldpoint9:

                        peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
                        :#marseysoypointgoldpoint10:

                          ManBearFridge +39s +3 / -0
                          :#marseysoypointgoldpoint11:

                            peepeehands +2m +3 / -0
                            :#marseysoypointgoldpoint12:

Maximus +1m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  ManBearFridge +3m +4 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold:

    Maximus +2m +4 / -0
    {IMG

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-01-12T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Happy Sperm Sunday!
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseysperm::#marseysperm::#marseysperm:
COMMENTS:
S +1m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  ManBearFridge +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:
  !slots100

    S +30s +3 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint:
    !slots200

      ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseysoypoint:
      !slots100

        S +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseysoypoint:
        !slots100

          ManBearFridge +41s +3 / -0
          :#marseysoypoint:
          !slots100

            S +1m +3 / -0
            :#marseysoypoint:
            !slots100

              ManBearFridge +2m +3 / -0
              :#marseysoypoint:
              !slots100

                S +1m +3 / -0
                :#marseysoypoint:
                !slots100

                  ManBearFridge +2m +2 / -0
                  :#marseysoypoint:
                  !slots100

                    S +1m +3 / -0
                    :#marseysoypoint:
                    !slots100

                      ManBearFridge +4m +2 / -0
                      :#marseysoypoint:
                      !slots100

                        S +1m +3 / -0
                        :#marseysoypoint:
                        !slots100

                          ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
                          :#marseysoypoint:
                          !slots100

                            S +1m +3 / -0
                            :#marseysoypoint:
                            !slots100

        S +2m +1 / -

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-10-20T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +44s +5 / -0
:#marseywrongthonk:

johnnypoop +3m +5 / -0
He can't keep getting away with it

  ManBearFridge +1m +5 / -0
  It's been a while since he did a funny one. Still funny. I like the little girl crying at the end.

    johnnypoop +1m +3 / -0
    He's been getting away with it for awhile now, the last few have been slop

      ManBearFridge +1m +4 / -0
      I like the recent one with the wizard and the angry knight. I thought that was pretty funny. The one where the middle aged guy is leaving the restaurant was funny too. I have no idea what the one with the guy with the wolverine pfp was supposed to be.

        johnnypoop +3m +3 / -0
        The wolverine one was a reference to when a midget was killed in a car accident and wolverines were laughing and taunting the cops for not catching the midget killer

          ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
          Oh I got that part. I just don't get the joke.

            johnnypoop +1m +3 / -0
            The joke was that the midget was like 4'11" and it was funny that it was hard to catch a midget killer

              ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
              I guess. I thought it was something about the wolverine meme where a wolverine killed a guy and it was the 2nd one in a row, so the cops were blaming wolverines.

                johnnypoop +4m +3 / -0
                I don't know how the wolverine meme was supposed to be funny to you. The wolverine meme was that a midget was killed in a car accident and a wolverine was spotted at the scene, and then a month later a midget was killed in another car accident with a wolverine

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2024-11-05T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Fuck the election. I want to see some good fightin' in the streets
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I want to see the baddest bitches fightin' in the streets. I want to see some blood in the streets. I want to see some dummies that thought they were gonna make it jump on the backs of those that made it. I want to see some good ol' street justice. I want to see some good ol' blood in the streets. I want to see some good ol' blood in the streets. I want to see some good ol' blood in the streets. I want to see some good ol' blood in the streets. I want to see some good ol' blood in the streets. I want to see some good ol' blood in the streets. I want to see some good ol' blood in the streets. I want to see some good ol' blood in the streets. I want to see some good ol' blood in the streets. I want to see some good ol' blood in the streets. I want to see some good ol' blood in the streets. I want to see some good ol' blood in the streets.
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +6m +2 / -0
:#marseyagreesuperspeed:

BushWasRight +43m +2 / -0
:#marseytrumpgarrison:

misterwigger +1m +1 / -0
I'm not sure I believe you. I think you're in on the joke but I don't think you know that.

  ManBearFridge +2m +1 / -0
  I was in on the joke the whole time. I'm just trying to convince them to fight.

    misterwigger +1m +1 / -0
    If you weren't in on the joke then that's a lot of :marseybrainlet: :marseybrainlet: :marseybrainlet: comments

      ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
      I was in on the joke the whole time. I'm just trying to convince them to fight.

        misterwigger +1m +2 / -

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2024-05-18T03Z
HOLE: meta
TITLE: I wish I could block holes. I don't want to see foid nonsense
URL: N/A
VOTES: +37 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I can't believe carp would allow this. I don't even know what h/foid is about.
I can't believe carp would allow this.
COMMENTS:
Awoo +18m +23 / -0
@carpathianHORRORist what the fuck is this shit?
{IMG}
You can't even block holes? You can't even block the foid hole? Why not? This is bullshit. You're a fucking liar. You don't run this website. I want my money back.

  ManBearFridge +1m +17 / -0
  This is what carp wants you to think :marseyindignant:

  carpathianflorist +15m +13 / -1
  You can block h/foid, just click the block button on the top right
  That’s it

    Awoo +2m +10 / -0
    {IMG}
    Is this the best you can do?

      carpathianflorist +1m +13 / -1
      It’s literally on the fucking page
      {IMG}
      Are you retarded

        Awoo +3m +12 / -0
        You're the retard here. You know I was talking about the "block hole" button that was removed from the settings page. I'm sorry to see that it's taken from you. You're going to have to accept that a new generation of users has taken over and they're going to need to be met halfway on the things they want.

          carpathianflorist +4m +10 / -0
          The button is not removed from the settings page
          {IMG}

            Awoo +1m +11 / -0
            @aevann

              Aevann +3h +6 / -0
              @carpathianflorist was right

            Awoo +2m +10 / -0
            You're right. I didn't see it. But what does it do? It doesn't block the hole. It just blocks the notification. So that's not what

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2022-01-17T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Future is now
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A 🎄 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-03-14T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseypig:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
Be the first to post a comment!!!!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2024-04-18T05Z
HOLE: chinchilla
TITLE: The new pepe is a chinchilla
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ILIKECATS +2h +14 / -0
!animalposters chinchilla
{IMG}

  ManBearFridge +1m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    ILIKECATS +2m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

ManBearFridge +3m +11 / -0
!animalposters
:#marseychinchillalove:

  tempest +4h +3 / -0
  :#marseychinchillapat:

Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +4 / -0
It's like a gay guinea pig

  ManBearFridge +2m +4 / -0
  {MP4}

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +6m +3 / -0
    I love chinchillas so much its unreal

    ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
    {MP4}

    ManBearFridge +2m +2 / -0
    {MP4}

    ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
    {MP4}

    ManBearFridge +2m +2 / -0
    {MP4}

      ManBearFridge +22s +2 / -0
      {MP4}

        ManBearFridge +22s +2 / -0
        {MP4}

          ManBearFridge +15s +2 / -0
          {MP4}

            ManBearFridge +26s +2 / -0
            {MP4}

              ManBearFridge +24s +2 / -0
              {MP4}

                ManBearFridge +21s +2 / -0
                {MP4}

                  ManBearFridge +22s +1 / -0
                  {MP4}

                    ManBearFridge +20s +1 / -0
                    {MP4}

                      ManBearFridge +18s +1 / -0
                      {MP4}

                        ManBearFridge +20s

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2022-03-20T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Bongs are being held hostage by the Bongs
URL: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-60812539
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I hate the bongs so much
COMMENTS:
Buck +50m +4 / -0
>It's a show of strength and a show of power to say we can't have a government without the participation of the public
:#marseysmug2:yy

  ManBearFridge +3m +3 / -0
  :#marseybong:

GT +24m +3 / -0
I have no idea who to root for in this situation. I'm going to go with the people who actually have guns

  ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseybongcop:

    GT +5m +3 / -0
    I refuse to believe that the bongs actually have cops who are armed

      ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
      They do. It's just that the police don't have access to their firearms if they are in a non-lethal situation. The only time they can use their firearms is if they are in danger of being killed.

        GT +3m +3 / -0
        Inshallah, they should be allowed to kill a kaffir if they see one, it's only fair

          ManBearFridge +53s +3 / -0
          There is a problem with a lot of places where people think the police are their friends and not their government.y

            GT +2m +2 / -0
            It's a problem with the west, the police are an arm of the state and the state is beholden to the people, not the other way around. These people should be out in the street with the cops.

              ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
              It's a problem in America too. We have cops who view themselves as friends with the people they are supposed to police.

                GT +4m +2 / -0
                The problem is the people, they have no concept of an actual state and instead view

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-03-23T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyelonmusk: It's over
URL: https://www.theverge.com/2023/3/23/23647352/elon-musk-tweets-x-twitter-spam
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
corp +3m +30 / -0
>“I am now the target of the most vicious campaign of harassment and abuse in the history of the internet.”
:#marseyemojirofl:

  ManBearFridge +1m +14 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

    cyberdick +1h +3 / -0
    what's over? the account is still active and tweeting

      ManBearFridge +5m +2 / -0
      Twitter's reputation

  cyberdick +1h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

  TheProphet +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyelonmuskpat:

GovernorOfNewYork +15m +20 / -0
> I am now the target of the most vicious campaign of harassment and abuse in the history of the internet.
:#soycry:

  ManBearFridge +1m +18 / -0
  He's a billionaire. I hope he was paid for this.

    asshole +18m +12 / -0
    He's going to be a billionaire soon
    {GIF}

      ManBearFridge +5m +12 / -0
      That's the joke

        asshole +1m +10 / -0
        > That's the joke
        {GIF}

          ManBearFridge +2m +7 / -0
          :#marseyfuckyou2:

  cyberdick +1h +3 / -0
  > he most vicious campaign of harassment and abuse in the history of the internet
  {IMG}

  asshole +19m +1 / -0
  {GIF}

peepeehands +4m +12 / -0
:#marseyelonmusk:

  asshole +29m +11 / -0
  {GIF

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-05-28T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Biden Administration has decided to take the drama pill
URL: {TWEET: atrupar}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseywholesome:
COMMENTS:
Cash +1h +2 / -0
The head of the Treasury says the government should be spending more money. That's a given.er
The current administration is weirdly quiet on spending.er
Where is the money going? Do you think they're just spending it on trans stuff and doing it in secret? Or is there some other shady shit going on?
Do you think the president is spending his own money? Do you think he got a loan from someone? Is the president just a money launderer?
I mean, I don't know. But there's something going on, that's for sure.

KoreanDandyKing +1h +1 / -0
I think they're going to have a recession for the second time in a row.
I want to see how they deal with it this time.er
I want to see if they manage to go into a recession and blame Trump for it for the second time in a row. I'm sure the GOP will try to do something about it. But I'm sure the Dems will just blame Trump for it and do nothing.er
I want to see if they manage to go into a recession and blame Trump for it for the second time in a row. I'm sure the GOP will try to do something about it. But I'm sure the Dems will just blame Trump for it and do nothing. And then I want to see how the Dems manage to come back from it. And then I want to see how the GOP manages to come back from it. And then I want to see how the Dems manage to come back from it. And then I want to see how the GOP manages to come back from it. And then I want to see how the Dems manage to come back from it. And then I want to see how the GOP manages to come back from it. And then I want to see how the Dems manage to come back from it. And then I want to see how the GOP manages to come back from it. And then I want to see how the Dems manage to come back from it. And then I want to see how

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-06-19T23Z
HOLE: sports
TITLE: :marseysoccer: :marseysoccer: :marseysoccer:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Brazil just won the World Cup again.
COMMENTS:
Transformers +1h +6 / -0
:#marseyflagbrazil::#marseyflagbrazil::#marseyflagbrazil::#marseyflagbrazil::#marseyflagbrazil:

poopdick +24m +5 / -0
Now we can see if they have the best player in the world...

BWC +3m +5 / -0
:#marseybrasileiro::#marseyflagbrazil::#marseyflagbrazil::#marseyflagbrazil::#marseyflagbrazil::#marseyflagbrazil:

  ManBearFridge +42s +7 / -0
  :#marseyflagbrazil:

    BWC +2m +6 / -0
    :#marseyflagbrazil::#marseyflagbrazil::#marseyflagbrazil::#marseyflagbrazil::#marseyflagbrazil:

    BrasilIguana +1h +4 / -0
    :#marseyflagbrazil:

BrasilIguana +1h +5 / -0
:#marseyflagbrazil::#marseyflagbrazil::#marseyflagbrazil::#marseyflagbrazil::#marseyflagbrazil:

  ManBearFridge +5m +4 / -0
  :#marseyflagbrazil:

    BrasilIguana +5m +5 / -0
    :#marseyflagbrazil::#marseyflagbrazil::#marseyflagbrazil::#marseyflagbrazil::#marseyflagbrazil:

      ManBearFridge +3m +4 / -0
      :#marseyflagbrazil:

        BrasilIguana +2m +5 / -0
        :#marseyflagbrazil:

          ManBearFridge +3m +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-06-15T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey's new career path
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
userturkey13 +26m +6 / -0
:#marseyill:

  ManBearFridge +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseycrying:

    userturkey13 +4m +5 / -0
    :#marseyill:

      ManBearFridge +1m +5 / -0
      :#marseyill:

        userturkey13 +1m +5 / -0
        :#marseyill:

          ManBearFridge +5m +5 / -0
          :#marseyill:

            userturkey13 +3m +5 / -0
            :#marseyill:

              ManBearFridge +1m +4 / -0
              :#marseyill:

                userturkey13 +2m +4 / -0
                :#marseyill:

                  ManBearFridge +2m +4 / -0
                  :#marseyill:

                    userturkey13 +3m +4 / -0
                    :#marseyill:

                      ManBearFridge +30s +4 / -0
                      :#marseyill:

                        userturkey13 +1m +4 / -0
                        :#marseyill:

                          ManBearFridge +1m +4 / -0
                          :#marseyill:

                            userturkey13 +2m +4 / -0
                            :#marseyill:

carpathianflorist +2m +5 / -0
Marsey’s new career path

  ManBearFridge +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseyill:

    carpathianflorist +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseyill:

      ManBearFridge +53s +4 / -0
      :#marseyill:

        carpathianflorist +2m +4 /

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2024-11-24T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteusa:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +8 / -0
{IMG}

  ManBearFridge +1m +4 / -0
  I would pay good money to see what they are discussing

    peepeehands +2m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

      ManBearFridge +4m +4 / -0
      I would pay good money for this

  J +1h +2 / -0
  @sneedman

  Fresh_Start +1h +2 / -0 [C]
  :marseyxd:
  Jewish lives matter

pizzashill +2h +3 / -0
we're all going to die in ww3 because we cant stop fighting over this bullshit

  ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold:

  ThousandBestLives +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyposteditagain:

  syscochill +2h +2 / -0
  No, we're going to win because we'll have the best weapons, including the best missiles.
  :#marseysaluteusa:

AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +1 / -0
I’m not sure if I should be happy that they’re doing it for free or sad that they’re doing it for free.

  ManBearFridge +3m +1 / -0
  Neither. I'm happy to see them succeed.

    AnnoyinTheGoyim +4m +2 / -0
    They’re doing it for free though.

      ManBearFridge +5m +1 / -0
      I know, I'm happy they are doing it for free. I think it's a good thing. If anything I would want them to do it for free. If they did it for pay then it wouldn't be as fun.

        AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +2 / -0
        Are you retarded?

          ManBearFridge +2m +1

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2024-10-27T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyletsfuckinggo2: It's so fucking over for trumpoids
URL: {TWEET: bennyjohnson}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1m +7 / -0
{IMG}

  ManBearFridge +2m +6 / -0
  I'm going to need to see this shit on a screen or something. I don't want to go through this.
  :marseysweating:

    Cao_Cao +2m +5 / -0
    It's about as subtle as a truck driving into a crowd.

      ManBearFridge +3m +4 / -0
      :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating:

ManBearFridge +1m +6 / -0
:#marseyxd:

ManBearFridge +3m +5 / -0
Why are they all zoomers?

  Cao_Cao +1m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
    I'm just not seeing it. I don't know what I'm looking at.

      Cao_Cao +2m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        ManBearFridge +1m +3 / -0
        That's a pretty nice video of a guy not having sex with his wife.

          Cao_Cao +2m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            ManBearFridge +3m +3 / -0
            You have to start a thread with a good title.

              Cao_Cao +4m +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                ManBearFridge +52s +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Cao_Cao +1m +1 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    ManBearFridge +1m +1 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Cao_Cao +1m +1 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        ManBearFridge +38s +1 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Cao_Cao +1m +1 /

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-05-16T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: There's a reason you never see a foid in a UFC
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +35 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +31 / -0
the only real women's sport is women's figure skating

  ManBearFridge +1m +20 / -0
  And pole vaulting

    Penny +10m +17 / -0
    {IMG}

      ManBearFridge +4m +10 / -0
      I wish pole vaulting was in the Olympics :marseycry:

        Penny +2m +14 / -0
        {IMG}

          ManBearFridge +1m +10 / -0
          :marseyxd:

          gnomed +12m +7 / -0
          :#marseyeldritchpussy:

  K9 +1h +8 / -0
  Women’s beach volleyball too

    peepeehands +57s +15 / -0
    that's men's beach volleyball with more titties

  Blackpokemon +3h +6 / -0
  Real women's sports are the ones that arent just the dudes in a dress

  JohnDevereaux +12h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

JoyceCarolOates +6m +16 / -0
{IMG}

  ManBearFridge +2m +8 / -0
  :#marseybuff:

  bballbelle +1h +6 / -0
  I hope she's not a guy. The only reason I'm interested in the UFC is because I like the female fights. I know they're still losing to men but they're women fighting and I like that.

    JoyceCarolOates +1m +6 / -0
    She's 112 pounds, she could be a man

      bballbelle +1m +7 / -0
      I'm surprised she's not fighting at flyweight or strawweight.

        JoyceCarolOates +2m +6 / -0
        She's a late bloomer, she's 25 and has been fighting for

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-04-10T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybear: :marseyautism: :marseyflamewar:
URL: {REDDIT: r/autism what_is_your_best_way_to_deal_with_autistic}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +16m +6 / -0
> [I like to have a drink with a friend after work, makes me less anxious.]({REDDIT: r/autism what_is_your_best_way_to_deal_with_autistic})
>autistic
>drinks
:marseymanysuchcases:

  ManBearFridge +4m +4 / -0
  :#marseydrunk: :#marseyautism: :#marseyflamewar:

  iStillMissEd +1h +3 / -0
  u/Doctor_Doom
  > I like to have a drink with a friend after work, makes me less anxious.
  No shit. Alcohol is a depressant. It's how I deal with stress and anxiety too.
  But I'm not a fucking drunk like you

    ManBearFridge +5m +4 / -0
    I'm sorry you have to live with a dramanaut

      iStillMissEd +2m +3 / -0
      I'm sorry I have to live in the same city as a drunk who posts in r/autism

    ABC +5m +3 / -0
    > I'm not a fucking drunk like you
    :marseysmughips:
    I bet you're not.
    :marseydrunk:s always think they're the only one with a problem.

      iStillMissEd +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseyseethe:

        ABC +2m +4 / -0
        {IMG}

          iStillMissEd +2m +3 / -0
          :#marseyseethe:

            ABC +42s +4 / -0
            {IMG}

              iStillMissEd +1h +2 / -0
              :#marseyseethe:

                ABC +2m +3 / -

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-06-28T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: rDrama's newest house has been approved!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +44 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Congrats @khaoskid664
COMMENTS:
King-Krazy +6m +17 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy:the king krazy house:#marseykingkrazy:

  top +4h +6 / -0
  :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazysnake: :marseykingkrazy:

    King-Krazy +3h +4 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy:my king krazy house:#marseykingkrazy:

  top +4h +5 / -0
  :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazysnake: :marseykingkrazy:

  top +4h +5 / -0
  :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazysnake: :marseykingkrazy:

  top +4h +5 / -0
  :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazysnake: :marseykingkrazy:

  top +4h +5 / -0
  :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazysnake: :marseykingkrazy:

    top +2m +6 / -0
    :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazysnake: :marseykingkrazy:

      top +2m +6 / -0
      :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazysnake: :marseykingkrazy:

        top +2m +6 / -0
        :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazysnake: :marseykingkrazy:

          top +2m +6 / -0
          :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazysnake: :marseykingkrazy:

            top +2m +6 / -0
            :marseykingkrazy

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-07-14T05Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: :marseysoylentgrin: OMG IT'S THE NEW MARVEL GAME!!!! :!marseysoylentgrin:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BazballShill +1h +8 / -0
it's a marvel game?
{IMG}
you mean that shit looks like this? i thought it was a shoe polish commercial

  Master_GODshi +2h +3 / -0
  it looks like a ps3 game lmao

AverageBen10Enjoyer +1h +7 / -0
> 100% of players get a refund
Glad someone is making money out of this.

garlicdoors +2m +7 / -0
The game looks good but I don't trust this schmuck. If he liked it he would just say he likes it. No need to say it's "really good" or "great" or "this is going to be a really big hit". I don't think he's a fan of the game. I think he's a paid shill. He's trying to put pressure on me. I don't want to play it. If he wants me to play it he needs to drop the pressure. He needs to just say he likes it. And if he doesn't like it he needs to just say that too. He needs to just be honest. He's trying to make me feel bad for not wanting to play it. But I'm not going to play it. I don't care what he thinks. I don't need his approval.

  ManBearFridge +1m +9 / -0
  :#soyjaktalking:

    garlicdoors +3m +6 / -0
    > You're a liar! You're a liar! You're a liar!
    :#soyjaktalking:

    ThermonuclearNecrostorm +44m +6 / -0
    :#marseysoylentgrintalking:

      ManBearFridge +1m +6 / -0
      :#marseysoyseethetalking:

        Master_GODshi +3h +4 / -0
        :#!m

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2024-02-09T08Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: The Boys Season 4 - The F Word
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!superheroes
COMMENTS:
DoveMenCare +2h +10 / -0
I watched the first 2 episodes and it's so bad :marseyxd:

  ManBearFridge +1h +8 / -0
  I haven't watched it. I just watched the trailer.

    DoveMenCare +4m +7 / -0
    That's why I pinged you :marseyexcited:

      ManBearFridge +3m +6 / -0
      :#marseyembrace:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3h +6 / -0
  It's so bad it's good. I was expecting the worst of the worst, but they actually made it worse.

  SpookyFartMan69 +2h +5 / -0
  It's bad in a really good way

SpookyFartMan69 +3m +7 / -0
I cant wait to see the capeshit that got redpilled

  ManBearFridge +1m +7 / -0
  I'm pretty sure that's the first episode.

    SpookyFartMan69 +2m +7 / -0
    Oh I thought the redpill was later. I'm not watching it, just looking forward to the seethe

      ManBearFridge +5m +6 / -0
      I'm not watching it, just looking forward to the seethe

        SpookyFartMan69 +3m +7 / -0
        :marseycheers:

          ManBearFridge +4m +7 / -0
          {IMG}

            SpookyFartMan69 +1m +7 / -0
            :marseysoypoint:
            !goomblers

            Bookers +8h +2 / -0
            good show
            i dont watch capeshit but this is good

              ManBearFridge +6h +1 / -0
              I've never seen capeshit

        jesus +2h +4 / -0
        :#

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2024-09-11T19Z
HOLE: chinchilla
TITLE: I'm thinking about getting a ferret
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!animalposters
COMMENTS:
BooMetropolis +3m +9 / -0
Ferrets are the most disgusting animals on the planet. :#marseyferret:

  ManBearFridge +2m +5 / -0
  I like them

    peepeehands +14m +4 / -0
    they're so silly and they make the cutest squeaking noises
    {IMG}

      ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
      I have a ferret plushie

  BigBussyHunter +30m +3 / -0
  :marseysmughips:
  I think you mean the cutest

    BooMetropolis +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseyagreesuperspeed: :#feraljaktantrum:

BigBussyHunter +17m +4 / -0
Have you met ferrets? They are the chillest and most playful little rascals

  ManBearFridge +1m +4 / -0
  I have a plushie. I like them.

    BigBussyHunter +1m +4 / -0
    :marseyferretlove:

asshole +1m +3 / -0 [S]
my sister had one. Theyre cute but stinky. They also have a very short life span
!slots100

  ManBearFridge +2m +2 / -0
  They are apparently great escape artists. I might have to get a bigger house if I get one. I have a 2000 sq ft house.

    asshole +2m +3 / -0 [S]
    {IMG}
    !slots100

      ManBearFridge +41s +3 / -0
      :#marseyxd:

        asshole +1m +3 / -0 [S]
        {IMG}
        !slots100

          ManBearFridge +4m +3 / -0
          :#marseyagree: :#marseyagree:

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-07-17T21Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: Red Letter Media takes a break from shitting on bad movies to shit on good movies
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not watching this. I just know they are going to shit on it because I have seen them shit on other movies that I like.
COMMENTS:
Awoo +11m +8 / -0
They've been shitting on good movies for a long time. They used to call the new star wars shit. I remember when they were just shitting on shitty movies. It was fun and refreshing to have someone who was willing to call out the shittiness of a film.

  ManBearFridge +2m +7 / -0
  I'm just not sure how long they can keep it up. I can't imagine they haven't been shilling for Disney by now. I'm not saying they aren't still doing it, but I imagine they are a bit more reserved now.

    Awoo +3m +4 / -0
    I'm just hoping they keep their integrity and stick to their guns. I don't think they're gonna get canceled for it anyways.

  TheAudacityOfCope +12h +1 / -0
  They’ve been shitting on good movies for a long time. They used to call the new star wars shit. I remember when they were just shitting on shitty movies. It was fun and refreshing to have someone who was willing to call out the shittiness of a film.

    Awoo +2h +1 / -0
    They've been shitting on good movies for a long time. They used to call the new star wars shit. I remember when they were just shitting on shitty movies. It was fun and refreshing to have someone who was willing to call out the shittiness of a film.

      TheAudacityOfCope +2h +1 / -0
      They’ve been shitting on good movies for a long time. They used to call the new star wars shit. I remember when they were just shitting on shitty movies. It was fun and refreshing to have someone who was willing to call out the shittiness of a film.

        Awoo +11m +1 / -0
        They've been shitting on

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2024-04-04T03Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: What did he mean by this?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Grue +6m +4 / -0 [C]
>2nd from the right
>furthest from the wall
>has the most space around them
>has the most space to move and react
>has the most space to hide in
>has the most space to cover a fall
>has the most space to dodge a bullet
>has the most space to be a target
>has the most space to take a bullet
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be shot
>has the most space to be

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2023-07-18T17Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: Don't let this fool you. I am the only one who can keep rdrama safe
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1h +3 / -0
{IMG}

911roofer +3h +2 / -0
He’s not wrong. .c
{GIF} .c
{GIF} .c
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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2024-11-22T23Z
HOLE: meta
TITLE: !friendsofsnappy
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +40 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
retard +1m +8 / -0
I miss that nigga

  ManBearFridge +1m +9 / -0
  He's always with us in spirit

ManBearFridge +1h +7 / -0
@Patsy
{IMG}

  Patsy +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseythanks:

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +2h +4 / -0
This is the second time I've seen this. The first was on /lit/.... It was a shitpost. I think it was a shitpost about some post by some guy who had some test, or something. I don't know. But it was a shitpost.
And then the second time was here. It was a shitpost. I think it was a shitpost about some post by some guy who had some test, or something. I don't know. But it was a shitpost.

  ManBearFridge +1h +2 / -0
  Did you see this before or after you saw it on /lit/?

    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +4m +2 / -0
    It was on /lit/ first. Then it was on here, then it was on /lit/ again.

      ManBearFridge +4m +2 / -0
      I see. It's a time loop..https://www.google.com/search?q=4chan+lurk+cycle&sca_esv=575064583&biw=1600&bih=781&ei=2h8vZ9q9I4eI0PEPn6uV2AoQpQoYABACGgQYEA&sxsrf=ACQVn08Qxq9XV2Nq6Fh18r8pP22XbFh4_w:1732415699595&ved=0ahUKEwiqkZbZu8aIA

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AUTHOR: ManBearFridge
DATE: 2024-11-28T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblm:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +45m +5 / -0
{IMG}ed

  ManBearFridge +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseyblm:

    X +5m +2 / -0
    {IMG} :#marseybased:

      ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseyblm:

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +2h +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}eded

  ManBearFridge +2m +1 / -0
  :#marseyblm:

    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +2m +1 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

      ManBearFridge +1m +1 / -0
      :#marseyblm:

Kutkop +12h +1 / -0
{IMG}ed

  ManBearFridge +17m +1 / -0
  :#marseyblm:ed

    Kutkop +53m +1 / -0
    {IMG} :#marseybased:ed

      ManBearFridge +1m +1 / -0
      :#marseyblm: :#marseybased: :#marseyblm: :#marseybased: :#marseyblm: :#marseybased: :#marseyblm: :#marseybased: :#marseyblm: :#marseybased: :#marseyblm: :#marseybased: :#marseyblm: :#marseybased: :#marseyblm: :#marseybased: :#marseyblm: :#marseybased: :#marseyblm: :#marseybased: :#marseyblm: :#marseybased: :#marseyblm: :#marseybased: :#m

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2023-02-02T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: That time the admins gave the entire site an award and made everyone into a chud
URL: N/A
VOTES: +108 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The admins of this site are masters of the subtle and the ironic. They're also masters of the petty and the spiteful.
I don't know how long it's been since that time the admins gave everyone the chud award. They did it in the middle of a thread about how it was actually funny to make fun of the Ukrainians for getting rained on by a rocket.
I remember the confusion and the rage that followed, but I honestly think it was the first time I actually started to feel a sense of community on this site.
I was in the middle of a big project at work, and I was trying to focus, but I couldn't stop thinking about how much I hated the admins. I was so mad, I couldn't even finish my work.
I went home, and I was still seething. I couldn't believe that the admins would do something like that. I was so pissed off, I decided to write a letter to the admins.
I wrote the letter, and I sent it. I didn't know if it would do anything, but I had to try. I couldn't stand the thought of the admins getting away with something like that.
A few days later, I got a response. It was from the admin who had given me the chud award. He said that he was sorry for what happened, and that he would try to do better in the future.
I was so relieved. I couldn't believe that he had responded to my letter. I felt like I had made a difference. I knew that I still had a long way to go, but I felt like I had taken the first step.
The admins of this site are not all bad. They're capable of doing some good things. I know that there are still a lot of bad things that they do, but I also know that there are a lot of good things that they do too.
I'm glad that I was able to reach out to one of the admins and make a positive change. I know that there are still a lot of people who are angry at the admins, and I hope that they are able to find a way to reach out and make a positive change too.
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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2022-04-09T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What are you playing this week?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm playing the KOTOR remasters, which are pretty good. Not a fan of the new weapons, but otherwise they've fixed a ton of the bugs and issues that came with the originals. I'm currently on the main story in the first game, and so far it's pretty good.
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +5m +6 / -0
I am playing the new starfield

  Manhole-Man +57s +3 / -0
  I hope it's good. I'm not an Xbox gamer, though, so I'll have to wait for a port.

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +4 / -0
    I actually hope its not good. its going to be a boring ass game but i will still buy it.

      Manhole-Man +2m +3 / -0
      I've got a feeling it's going to be more of a Bethesda game than a Todd Howard game. I don't have too much faith in Todd to really make something that's different than his other games.

        L +4m +2 / -0
        Todd Howard is a master of quality control and theyll be fine. He's also pretty good at steering the ship in the right direction

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +1 / -0
        Todd Howard has made tons of good games, and tons of boring ones. I think the next elder scrolls game will be the last good one he makes.

          Manhole-Man +5m +1 / -0
          I've really liked Skyrim, but I'm a little disappointed with it in retrospect. I like the concept of having multiple quest chains that are different types of things, but most of them end up with you going on a fetch quest to a dungeon, then going back to the quest giver to get the reward. I'm hoping that they're going to try and expand on that a bit more in Starfield, and maybe add some more variety to the main quest.
          I'm also hoping they're going to make it so that you can explore the different planets and moons in the universe in a meaningful way, but that's a tall order.

  L +

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2021-11-17T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Gaming jannies decide that they need to do their part to keep the gamers safe.
URL: {REDDIT: r/ModSupport is_it_possible_to_block_subreddits_from_being}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>It's not about blocking subreddits, it's about blocking entire websites. I have a blocklist that I've been working on for about two years now, and there are only a handful of websites that I haven't blocked yet. I'm not going to use that list to block subreddits, because it's just too much work.
>I know that I'm going to have to block subs that I want to access, but it's worth it to me to keep the ones that I want from being flooded with posts from subreddits that I don't want to see.
>And I'm not going to block subs that I don't want to see, because then I wouldn't be able to access the ones that I do want to see. So, I'm just going to have to block the subs that I want to see from being flooded with posts from subreddits that I don't want to see.
That's some serious dedication to the cause. :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny:
COMMENTS:
Buck +26m +24 / -0
>It's not about blocking subreddits, it's about blocking entire websites.
>And I'm not going to block subs that I don't want to see, because then I wouldn't be able to access the ones that I do want to see.
:marseyconfused:

  Manhole-Man +8m +15 / -0
  Yeah, I'm not sure if this is just a case of mental gymnastics or if they're just trolling the other mods.

    Cornman +2h +5 / -0
    Both

    Chapose +2h +3 / -0
    I think its trolling, cause otherwise they would just block the subreddits they dont want to see instead of the websites.

      Manhole-Man +8h +2 / -0
      I mean, I could believe that they're trying to convince other jannies that they're doing their part to keep themselves and the rest of the

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2022-07-23T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A new social media platform is gaining popularity with young adults. It's called Reddit.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes a_new_social_media_platform_is_gaining_popularity}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyhmm:
COMMENTS:
Roadrash +5m +7 / -0
I mean it's the next logical step. The reddit demographic is getting older and older. They're gonna need a new home for their :marseytrain: utopia

BigBussyHunter +4m +5 / -0
Just wait until they start realizing that the children on Tik Tok are just as retarded and insufferable as they are. The children are going to become the new gen-xers and millennials and talk about how the zoomies are so r-slurred and need to stop making Tik Tok videos about how much they hate the white man or whatever the zoomer version of that is.

GT +3m +3 / -0
:#marseyxd:ention please I'm very important and uniqueention please I'm very important and unique

  Roadrash +2m +3 / -0
  I'm in the "I'm very important and unique" demographic and I'm very happy to hear it

    GT +4m +2 / -0
    It's an important demographic to be in. I'm sure you'll be hearing about them on the news soon

    Manhole-Man +4m +1 / -0
    I don't even think I'm all that unique. I just have a lot of hobbies and interests, and I'm not a little bitch about them.
    :#marseyshrug:

Roadrash +2m +3 / -0
> It's not Reddit, it's TikTok. And it's not even close to "gaining popularity with young adults." It's the most popular social media app with young adults. It's also a cesspool of trolls, misinformation, and terrible people who think they can bully others to death.
> OP is a troll who is a terrible person and I hope they're banned for being a troll and terrible person.
> OP is a troll who is a terrible person and I hope they're banned for being a troll and terrible person.
>

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2024-01-11T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Which one of you was this?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/Damnthatsinteresting this_ukrainian_soldier_killed_an_russian_tank}
COMMENTS:
Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +44m +2 / -0
> [I was a bit concerned to see that comment. I hope you don't kill yourself over something that was obviously a joke.]({REDDIT: r/Damnthatsinteresting this_ukrainian_soldier_killed_an_russian_tank})
>> [I'm the one who made the comment and I'm not going to kill myself over a joke. I just hate people who think that killing innocent people is a joke. I'm not going to kill myself over a joke.]({REDDIT: r/Damnthatsinteresting this_ukrainian_soldier_killed_an_russian_tank})
:#marseyconfused2:

  Manhole-Man +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyxd:ing the /s

    Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +2m +1 / -0
    I'm going to have to teach him the /s.
    :#marseytypinglaugh:ing his usernameinging his username

    Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +1m +1 / -0
    :marseytypinglaugh: not sure why it didn't work

      Manhole-Man +2m +2 / -0
      I think there's a 10 minute cooldown between edits.
      :marseyshrug:ing this site

Manhole-Man +15m +2 / -0
There's a few more comments like this if you look through his profile.

  Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +1h +1 / -0
  He's a bit of a lolcow.
  His last post was asking for advice on how to kill himself.ing the username.ing the username. :marseyrope:

    Manhole-Man +30m +1 / -0
    :marseyitsover: I'm not going to effort post this one.ing the username

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2022-12-18T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: SRDines are having a meltdown over a gamer girl who had a meltdown
URL: {REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama rwatchpeopledie_goes_private_after_a_gamer_girl}
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Just sort by controversial and read. :marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +1h +16 / -0
> she was being harassed by a group of men who were all 18+ who were in a discord server together. They were doxxing her, harassing her on social media, and trying to get her fired from her job. They even sent her a bomb threat.
isnt this literally a subreddit that exists to show people being murdered? why arent they saying this is wrong?

  GooooooldMember +1m +11 / -0
  > I think the only way to fix this is if we allow mods to ban users for using Discord to harass users on Reddit. This is a problem that will never be fixed as long as there are people who use Reddit as a platform to harass other people on other platforms.
  this is the weirdest comment i ever read. it sounds like the average libtard on twitter saying “we need to ban people who use twitter to harass people on other platforms”

  STAN_ARTMS +4h +1 / -0
  It's probably a bunch of kids who think they're adults and are being groomed

GT +26m +14 / -0
Leftoids need to be made to experience the consequences of their actions, they're going to learn the hard way the more they double down on this stuff the more they're going to be hated

  Manhole-Man +4m +10 / -0
  The people who work at Reddit are so tied into the progressive agenda that they're not going to do anything.
  It's just a shame that they've effectively let the site be controlled by a group of unemployable people who are too afraid to ever try and make a living in the real world.

    GT +3m +12 / -0
    It's honestly hilarious how the progressives have completely captured the tech industry. They all hate them but know that they are absolutely necessary and they've managed to get their

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2023-02-22T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/teachers has a struggle session about a highly upvoted post on how to get more students to use proper grammar. :marseypedo:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers this_is_how_i_got_my_10th_graders_to_write_in}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
That thread has a few different debates, but the top comment chain is about the age of consent.
> I get this is a joke but it's not okay to joke about that.
>> I think it's funny and I'm glad I'm not the only one who does
>>> I'm sorry you think it's funny. If you do, you're not a good teacher.
>>>> I can’t imagine being so sensitive that I get offended at a joke.
>>>>> I’m not offended. I’m just telling you that if you’re a teacher, you should be more sensitive to the people you are trying to help. If you’re a teacher, I’m telling you to do better.
>>>>>> Your comment is more offensive to me than the joke. I hope you get your lesson plan in order.
>>>>>>> I hope you get your life in order.
>> I’m not sure I’d call it a joke. It’s a serious lesson on consent that’s been turned into a joke.
>>> I’m not sure I’d call it a joke. It’s a serious lesson on consent that’s been turned into a joke.
>>>> I’m not sure I’d call it a joke. It’s a serious lesson on consent that’s been turned into a joke.
>>>>> I’m not sure I’d call it a joke. It’s a serious lesson on consent that’s been turned into a joke.
>>>>>> I’m not sure I’d call it a joke. It’s a serious lesson on consent that’s been turned into a joke.
>>>>>>> I’m not sure I’d call it a joke. It’s a serious lesson on consent that’s been turned into a joke.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +13 / -0
> I think it's funny and I'm glad I'm not the only one who does
:#marseypedosnipe:

  Manhole-Man +5m +5 / -0
  For what it's worth, I'm going to guess that the OP is

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2025-03-21T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit is still salty that people don't want to be associated with the troon menace. :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_telling_my_mother_who_will_be_staying_in}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The top comment is a great example of this.
> I don’t understand why you would say that to her. You are the asshole.
> You could have easily said, “I don’t want anyone who’s going to be staying with me to be transphobic.”
> You are an asshole because you are being a bigot. She will be staying with you for a while. You could have said you don’t want anyone who is transphobic to stay with you. That is not an unreasonable request. I am confused why you would say that to her. If you are transphobic then you are the asshole.
> If you are not transphobic, then why did you tell your mother that?
> Edit: many of you are transphobic. I’m sorry that happened to you. That is no reason to be transphobic. Being transphobic is an asshole trait.
> YTA
> Edit 2: I’m sorry that happened to you. It’s no reason to be transphobic. Being transphobic is an asshole trait.
> I’ve never been called a transphobic piece of shit. I’ve never had people call me a transphobic asshole. I’ve never had people tell me to go to hell for being trans. That’s no reason to be transphobic.
> Edit 3: You are not the only person who has experienced this. I’ve never been called a transphobic piece of shit. I’ve never had people call me a transphobic asshole. I’ve never had people tell me to go to hell for being trans.
> Edit 4: You are not the only person who has experienced this. I’ve never been called a transphobic piece of shit. I’ve never had people call me a transphobic asshole. I’ve never had people tell me to go to hell for being trans.
> Edit 5: You are not the

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2023-02-24T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Someone should make a hole for /r/WholesomeMemes
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The amount of seethe they produce by posting pictures of cute animals is out of control.
COMMENTS:
X +4m +8 / -0
too many posts about trans :marseytransattentionseeker:

  Manhole-Man +2m +6 / -0
  I swear, they're more interested in posting pictures of themselves than their pets.

    X +2m +6 / -0
    that's the problem with trans people

  garlicdoors +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseytransrentfree:

    X +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseytransrentfreegenocide:

  whyareyou +3h +2 / -0
  trans lives matter, bigot

    X +49m +2 / -0
    :#marseytransgenocide:

      whyareyou +3h +2 / -0
      trans lives matter, chud.

LGBetterave +1h +2 / -0
It's a bunch of /r/wholesomememes posts but with more redditisms and a lot of trans people, I don't think there's any other content there.

whyareyou +3h +2 / -0
> holes are a thing that can be created
:marseynotes:
trans lives matter

Manhole-Man +1h +1 / -0
Someone needs to make a hole for /r/WholesomeMemes.

Manhole-Man +2m +1 / -0
Should I even bother to try to get this off the ground? It's just a lot of seethe and not much else. It's like /r/wholesomememes but more reddit.

  whyareyou +3h +2 / -0
  I wouldnt bother but if you make it I would appreciate it if you ping me when you do so I can comment "trans lives matter"

  X +5m +1 / -0
  i think it would be like /h/femboy but with animals :marseysad:

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2024-09-10T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bitch, You're a Packer
URL: {REDDIT: r/SeattleWA can_anyone_explain_the_reasoning_behind_the}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
"Seattlites" and their inability to understand what a city sub is.
COMMENTS:
Manhole-Man +3m +6 / -0
{IMG}
[Actual discussion in the comments.]({REDDIT: r/SeattleWA comment})
The jannies are making sure it doesn't get too spicy.

Manhole-Man +6m +4 / -0
{REDDIT: r/SeattleWA can_anyone_explain_the_reasoning_behind_the}
What kind of userbase has the city sub that needs to be told what a city sub is?

  Manhole-Man +4m +4 / -0
  {REDDIT: r/SeattleWA can_anyone_explain_the_reasoning_behind_the}
  No, not at all. It's about the real Seattle.

    Manhole-Man +2m +4 / -0
    {REDDIT: r/SeattleWA can_anyone_explain_the_reasoning_behind_the}
    I don't think you understand. This is about the real Seattle.

      Manhole-Man +2m +3 / -0
      {REDDIT: r/SeattleWA can_anyone_explain_the_reasoning_behind_the}
      It's about the real Seattle. I think you're missing the point.

        Manhole-Man +3m +3 / -0
        {REDDIT: r/SeattleWA can_anyone_explain_the_reasoning_behind_the}
        This is about the real Seattle, not the fake Seattle.

  Manhole-Man +2m +3 / -0
  {REDDIT: r/SeattleWA can_anyone_explain_the_reasoning_behind_the}
  It's about the real Seattle.

    Manhole-Man +1m +3 / -0
    {REDDIT: r/SeattleWA can_anyone_explain_the_reasoning_behind_the}
    I think you're missing the point. This is about the real Seattle.

      Manhole-Man +1m +3 / -0
      {REDDIT: r/Seattle

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2022-08-13T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rumble hosts a discussion on the history of Black Americans, and the discussion gets a little heated. :marseyblm::marseyblm::marseyblm:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Rumble rumble_hosts_a_discussion_on_the_history_of_black}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +3h +2 / -0
I don't know who any of these people are..
The only time I ever watched Rumble was when some guy got killed in a fight with some other guy and then the other guy killed himself because he felt bad.... I just thought that was a great way to go out..

  Manhole-Man +1h +2 / -0
  Apparently this is some kind of educational series, and I'd imagine that it's pretty much the sort of thing that you'd expect to see in a classroom. :marseyshrug:
  I'm guessing that the show isn't Rumble's usual fare, because they're all just sitting there talking about how America is a racist place.. I don't know what they're on about, but it seems like they're complaining about things that have been going on for centuries, and it's not like it's only happening in America. :marseyshrug:
  The only one I recognize is the black guy. :marseyblack: He's pretty well known for being a part of the Baldwin shooting. :marseybountyhunter:

  JohnDevereaux +6h +1 / -0
  >I don't know who any of these people are
  The guy to the left of the asian lady is the guy who got shot in the face by Alec Baldwin.

Cabin_Boy_Widener +7h +1 / -0
Based black man.. He's the only one talking sense in that thread. :marseyblack:...... He's the only one talking sense in that thread. :marseyblack:. He's the only one talking sense in that thread. :marseyblack: He's the only one talking sense in that thread. :marseyblack

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2023-04-10T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/AskMiddleEast finds out that not everyone is a Muslim. Many people are confused.
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskMiddleEast nonmuslims_of_raskmiddleeast_how_do_you_feel}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/AskMiddleEast nonmuslims_of_raskmiddleeast_how_do_you_feel}
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +17m +9 / -0
:#marseyitsallsotiresome:

DestoryerCarbine +3h +4 / -0
We need more turkish chads on this site.

  UraniumDonGER +48m +2 / -0
  :#marseyflagturkey:

  WeihnachtenSalvador +4h +2 / -0
  I am the only turkish chad on this site

    DestoryerCarbine +12m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      WeihnachtenSalvador +2m +2 / -0
      Yes, I am better than you

        DestoryerCarbine +1m +2 / -0
        That's why you're a chad, and I'm not.

          WeihnachtenSalvador +2m +2 / -0
          I am taller than you and you know that

            DestoryerCarbine +1m +2 / -0
            >t. 5'7"

              WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +2 / -0
              You are shorter than me and it’s confirmed

                DestoryerCarbine +1m +2 / -0
                >t. 5'7"

                  WeihnachtenSalvador +2m +2 / -0
                  You are shorter than me and it’s confirmed

                    DestoryerCarbine +2m +2 / -0
                    >t. 5'7" incel

                      WeihnachtenSalvador +4m +2 / -0
                      You are shorter than me and it’s confirmed

                        DestoryerCarbine +4m +2 / -0
                        >t. 5'7" incel

                          We

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2025-05-24T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Wild West of AI art has begun in r/ArtistHate.
URL: {REDDIT: r/ArtistHate ai_art_is_becoming_more_and_more_mainstream}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It seems like everyone has decided to post their own AI art in r/ArtistHate and laugh about it.
[Somebody even posted AI art of them getting cucked]({REDDIT: r/ArtistHate i_think_my_boyfriend_might_be_cheating_on_me})
{IMG}
[But of course they also make their own AI art to get back at the OP]({REDDIT: r/ArtistHate my_boyfriend_cheated_on_me_with_my_ai_avatar})
{IMG}
It's pretty fun, but I don't want to get too deep into it.
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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2022-09-01T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's like the redditors have been following the OP of this post around for years.
URL: {REDDIT: r/Wellthatsucks my_husband_wont_let_me_adopt_an_abandoned_cat}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's funny how many of the comments are along the lines of "I'm sorry your husband is like this. Have you tried telling him this is why we're getting divorced?"
I think I may have stumbled into a hidden gem.
COMMENTS:
Manhole-Man +17m +3 / -0
I found the old post that started it all.
{REDDIT: r/Wellthatsucks i_cant_adopt_a_cat_because_of_my_husband}

  Manhole-Man +13m +2 / -0
  [I'm glad I found the original post. This whole thing has been a wild ride.](https://www.reddit.com/user/Long-Pot-8012/comments/tl8951/im_glad_i_found_the_original_post_this_whole/)
  The husband is a moid who is still going on about how his wife is neglecting the cats in the house. He also has a 10 year old cat who's been dead for over a year. He's still holding on to her ashes and the picture of her.
  I'm hoping he's just trolling.

    Manhole-Man +3m +3 / -0
    I'm calling bullshit on the husband's story. [He's still going on about how she's not feeding the cats.](https://www.reddit.com/user/Long-Pot-8012/comments/tl8951/im_glad_i_found_the_original_post_this_whole/) This is a repost. She's been neglecting the cats for over a year. They should all be dead by now.
    Edit: She's been neglecting the cats for over a year. They should all be dead by now. :marseysmug2: I'm going to guess that the husband is just trolling her. :marseytroublemaker: It's the only way I can explain the story making more sense the longer I read into it.
    {REDDIT: r/Wellthatsucks i_cant

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2024-08-07T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Do you have any advice for taking care of a 17 year old who is a little too into...*checks notes*...rape porn?"
URL: {REDDIT: r/Parenting do_you_have_any_advice_for_taking_care_of_a_17}
VOTES: +73 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm sorry, but I'm just too tired to do anything but link to the thread.
{GIF}
COMMENTS:
Haberdasher +1h +61 / -1
'This is a red flag, but it's not a red flag, it's just a red flag.'
It's also not a red flag, it's a natural part of teenage rebellion. So the parent is a red flag for not being supportive of their teen's exploration of their sexuality.

  jesus +1h +16 / -1
  > it's just a red flag
  {IMG}

    Haberdasher +23m +14 / -0
    I'm just getting into the spirit of the thread.

    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +4h +5 / -0
    You can have a red flag without being a red flag. That's the problem with red flags. Red flags aren't really useful.

      jesus +4m +3 / -0
      :#marseyserioushatfact:

  GooooooldMember +3h +12 / -0
  If this is a red flag then it's a red flag for being a self-important redditor

  Hoes_mad +1h +11 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +5h +4 / -0
  So a woman is a natural part of teenage rebellion?

    Haberdasher +2h +3 / -0
    It's a perfect example of the difference between how men and women rebel.

IanMurdock +39m +50 / -1
> [I have a 14 year old. I don’t care what he does, I just hope he doesn’t get arrested for it.]({REDDIT: r/Parenting comment})
:#marseydespair:

  Z +3h +21

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2022-06-02T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You can't even get your drivers license at 18 in Bongland.
URL: {REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom drivers_licence_is_not_an_18_year_old_right_uk}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> In the UK, if you want a full licence you have to pass a theory test and a practical driving test.
> The theory test is a multiple choice test about the Highway Code and the practical test is driving for 40 minutes, including a set of tasks, which are given to you beforehand.
> You can take both tests at 17 but the practical test is not available until you're 17 and 9 months old.
> So you're not able to take the practical test until you're 18.
> I think this is a good thing. People should be tested on their ability to drive before they're allowed to do it.
>> I was a shit driver, but even I passed my practical test on my first attempt.
>> I think it's a good thing that we don't allow people to just get a licence because they've got a piece of paper that says they're 18. They need to demonstrate that they can drive.
:#marseybrainlet:
COMMENTS:
Elias_Acorn +2m +6 / -0
Lmao do bongs seriously test driving skills before they let you drive. In burgerland they give you a license at 16 and you can drive with a learners permit with an adult and you have to pass a written test and then take a driving test. But the written test is only like 30 questions and its basically just a formality. You dont have to demonstrate skill on the test just know the rules of the road and not have a disability.

  Manhole-Man +7m +4 / -0
  I think it's the same in Canada. You can take the tests at 16, but you aren't allowed to drive on your own until 18.
  If you want to drive on your own before 18, you have to take some additional tests and get a different type of license.

    Elias_Acorn +5m +4 / -0
    At 18 you can drive on your own but your license is only valid for the next

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2023-07-05T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycatgirl4: Train has a meltdown over :marseyrowling: and :marseybardfinn3: being mentioned in the same place. :marseytrain: Drama in the comments.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes women_are_being_painted_as_transphobic_for_no}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[This comment chain is full of :marseytrain: drama.]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes women_are_being_painted_as_transphobic_for_no})
COMMENTS:
X +15m +14 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyeyeroll2:

  Manhole-Man +4m +11 / -0
  I am not even sure what they're mad about.
  > JKR is a piece of shit
  I agree.
  > but she's a piece of shit because she doesn't believe in science.
  I agree.
  > No, women are being painted as transphobic because we are treated like lesser beings.
  I agree.
  > So yes, women are being painted as transphobic for no reason.
  I agree.
  > If you're not being treated like a lesser being, then you're not a woman.
  I agree.

    whyareyou +31m +5 / -0
    I agree with OP's entire post

      Manhole-Man +4m +5 / -0
      I have a feeling that I'm agreeing with the wrong person here.

        whyareyou +11m +3 / -0
        It's okay, you're doing it with the best of intentions

    Unfunnyandundramatic +4h +3 / -0
    What did Rowling say about science?

      Manhole-Man +23m +3 / -0
      The only thing I can think of is that she believes there are biological differences between men and women.
      I think I'm getting baited though.

    X +5m +2 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

  Unfunnyandundramatic +4h +2 / -0
  > [I would say that the vast majority of

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2022-06-02T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A thread about the new Barbie movie turns into a discussion about whether or not all cis women are mentally ill.
URL: {REDDIT: r/entertainment barbie_film_to_be_directed_by_greta_gerwig}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A thread about a movie directed by a woman turns into a thread about women being mentally ill.
:#marseymanysuchcases:
COMMENTS:
X +2m +10 / -0
> Oh and she's 35, so even if she's not a woman, she's still a fucking old lady.
:#marseywall:

  peepeehands +6m +7 / -0
  > I'm a woman and I think she's a fucking idiot. She made a very bad choice in her life to have a child at 35. Now she is going to be a single mother of a 4 year old.
  women should be sterilized at 25

    Chtorrr +3m +5 / -0
    I think she's just mad that they are no longer allowed to use the term "single mother" to describe a woman who has a child with a man.

  Manhole-Man +5m +7 / -0
  That's pretty funny, because if I remember right, the new Ken is played by a 60 year old actor.

    X +2m +8 / -0
    :#marseywall::#marseywall::#marseywall::#marseywall::#marseywall::#marseywall:

    peepeehands +2m +6 / -0
    i wonder how many people noticed that lol
    {IMG}

      Manhole-Man +2m +7 / -0
      I didn't notice, but I have a hard time keeping track of the Ken and Barbie actors in my head. I'm surprised that the actor they chose for Ken isn't getting more attention for it.

        peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
        i think he's just not that recognizable. he's been in a bunch of movies but not anything major.

    Chtorrr +7m +3 / -0
    I think he

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2022-09-12T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I am willing to let the government come for my guns." The Libertarian Party of New Hampshire.
URL: https://www.facebook.com/LibertyNH/posts/10159471724595803
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Probably a lot of seething in the comments.
COMMENTS:
drumpf +2m +8 / -0
They're just waiting for the military to overthrow the government like they always do. :marseyagree:

  Manhole-Man +1m +6 / -0
  I wish they would. So much drama. :marseypopcorn:

  Cao_Cao +20m +2 / -0
  I have a copy of this song which I downloaded from the internet and I can't remember who sang it:
  > O, when the war is won
  > And we have won the war
  > It'll be a big surprise
  > When we do it for the boys in the army
  > We'll have no place to go
  > And no one to do for
  > So we'll do it for the boys in the army
  > And we'll do it for the boys in the army
  > We'll do it for the boys in the army
  > We'll do it for the boys in the army
  > We'll do it for the boys in the army
  > We'll do it for the boys in the army
  > We'll do it for the boys in the army
  > We'll do it for the boys in the army
  > We'll do it for the boys in the army

    drumpf +3m +3 / -0
    :marseyjamming:

    cyberdick +19m +2 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

BigBussyHunter +25m +2 / -0
I wish they would just tell us what they stand for. I get that they are libertarians, but I thought that meant they were big on personal liberty and didn't want to be told what to do. If the government is coming for your guns, then you are no longer a libertarian :marseyshrug:

  Manhole-Man

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2024-03-21T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/SeattleWA is angry about a picket sign.
URL: {REDDIT: r/SeattleWA seattle_bartenders_union_to_picket_hyatt_at_5}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[The full thread.](https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/SeattleWA/comments/1bc2i4j/seattle_bartenders_union_to_picket_hyatt_at_5/)
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +2m +14 / -0
:marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:
!boozers
!besties
I'm gonna have a beer to celebrate this

  NO +27m +4 / -0
  I can't believe I'm saying this but I agree with the bartender.

    SpookyFartMan69 +1m +3 / -0
    It's a good picket sign

  Manhole-Man +7m +4 / -0
  I'm a bit of a beer snob, so I don't really drink Budweiser. But I've gotten a few of those tall ones to take home for free when I've been at a bar.

peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
> The Hyatt is in the heart of downtown. If you want to go out and enjoy downtown, you will have to pass by their hotel. If you want to be a part of the problem, go out and enjoy the downtown you love. If you want to be a part of the solution, don't go out until the union gets their contract.
i'm sure they'll agree to a contract in no time at all

  whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
  They will agree to a contract, because they have to. They have no leverage, and if they don't agree, the Hyatt will hire new bartenders for $13.50/hour

  Manhole-Man +1m +2 / -0
  :marseysal:

X +1m +4 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

RegnisLarson +1h +2 / -0
>I am not a bartender but I am a unionist. I

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2021-07-21T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Burgers are mad that they aren't allowed to torture other countries' leaders in Guantanamo Bay.
URL: {REDDIT: r/news top_us_officials_call_for_biden_to_sign_order}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Please remember that this is a good thing!
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +14m +8 / -0
>Guantanamo is a prison for bad people
>bad people are people
>therefore, Guantanamo is a prison for people
>therefore, all people are bad
I'm starting to see why some people might be reluctant to support this kind of thing.

  Manhole-Man +5m +8 / -0
  I was just hoping it would be another Obama-era thing where the law was written in a way that it was impossible to enforce and the prison was quietly ignored.
  [A case in point]({REDDIT: r/news former_guantanamo_detainee_says_he_was_forced_to})

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +2m +6 / -0
    It's just the usual:
    > We should keep doing it, but we should pretend it's not happening so we can claim we never do it

    arsey +1h +3 / -0
    I thought the same thing. It's the only way to not get backlash from the world. lol

  BUSSY_BLASTER +1h +2 / -0
  {GIF}

johannesalthusius +2h +3 / -0
Imagine being a leftoid and not being able to genocide the Taliban

  Manhole-Man +41m +1 / -0
  The real question is if we can't torture the Taliban, what are we going to do with all the other terrorists?estheorist:estheorist:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:coomer:co

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2024-05-10T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AHS is mad at some guy for trying to steal their magic dirt
URL: {REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits rconservative_has_been_pristine_for_the_past_10}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Haberdasher +2h +7 / -0
I like the idea of getting AHS to do a purge for you. It's like when the mods of a subreddit decide to ban everyone who participated in a protest against them.

  Manhole-Man +3m +5 / -0
  I wish they'd take a break. I want to see what happens to r/con when they're not around.

    Haberdasher +30m +3 / -0
    I'm looking forward to the inevitable witch hunt, but I don't think they'll do it. They're far too invested in the idea that they're fighting against hate and that it's all so important.

      Manhole-Man +57m +2 / -0
      Yeah, I think they've got too much invested in their own delusion to ever admit that they're actually the problem.

  R +1h +2 / -0
  I wish they would ban me from there lol. I've been banned from like 50 subs but I haven't even been able to get a 3 day ban on AHS. They just ignore me :marseygiveup:

    Haberdasher +14m +2 / -0
    I've gotten a few bans from there, but I only post there when I'm feeling a bit mischievous. They're too busy.

      R +3m +2 / -0
      I got a 3 day ban once for saying I was going to kill myself. I reported a post with the words 'kill yourself' in it and the automod replied with 'you first' and I replied 'I'm going to kill myself' and they banned me lol

        Haberdasher +1h +2 / -0
        What did you mean by that?

          R +3m +2 / -0
          I was gonna kill myself

            Haberdasher +2m +2 / -0
            :

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2023-04-02T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rightoid doomposting on the most subhuman subreddit.
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter do_you_think_she_will}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not sure who's more pathetic, the rightoids doomposting about how the world will end in 2023, or the leftoids who get upset at the rightoids for doomposting about how the world will end in 2023.
I'm also not sure why the rightoids are so obsessed with the "Drumpf is Hitler" take, but it's hard to keep up with all the rightoid talking points.
COMMENTS:
Daddy_Donovan +2m +10 / -0
I'm not sure who's more pathetic, the rightoids doomposting about how the world will end in 2023, or the leftoids who get upset at the rightoids for doomposting about how the world will end in 2023.
I'm also not sure why the rightoids are so obsessed with the "Drumpf is Hitler" take, but it's hard to keep up with all the rightoid talking points.
{IMG}

  Manhole-Man +2m +5 / -0
  I wasn't sure what I wanted to say, but I'm glad you've taken the words out of my mouth. :marseyshrug:

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +38m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

STAN_ARTMS +1h +5 / -0
The leftoids are getting more and more desperate as Trump isn't even on the ballot anymore

Urboros +28m +3 / -0
That's one of the better rightoid memes of the Trump era. If it's not a parody, it's a good one.

  Manhole-Man +5m +4 / -0
  I don't think I've ever seen that one before. It's pretty funny.

    Urboros +10m +4 / -0
    I think it was one of those "rDrama is for old memes" ones. It's probably the last good one they made, too, I mean 2016 was a pretty good year

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2023-02-05T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The New York Times loses its shit over a misgendering
URL: {REDDIT: r/nottheonion the_nyt_reporter_who_used_gendered_language_to}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was kinda hoping for a little drama, but it's all just jannies cleaning it up.
COMMENTS:
arsey +5m +10 / -0
I want to see the janny logs of this one. So many comments removed.

  Manhole-Man +5m +10 / -0
  Yeah, it's pretty sad. I love how the top comments are all talking about the "inherent misogyny" of the article..
  I'm surprised there isn't a bigger reaction from the sub, considering how much of the rest of reddit hates the NYT.

    arsey +10m +4 / -0
    They are all just so happy to see the NYT get dunked on.
    I just want to see the janny logs. I want to see the removed comments.

  X +2m +6 / -0
  https://www.reveddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/10vj425/the_nyt_reporter_who_used_gendered_language_to/

    arsey +12m +5 / -0
    I wonder how many of the removed comments were about how the NYT is a bunch of faggots.

  BigBussyHunter +11m +3 / -0
  I know that sub is pro-Biden, but the jannies are a little too much even for them

    arsey +12m +4 / -0
    I'm surprised. The sub is pretty anti-nyt. They also have a lot of anti-LGBT hate too, which is funny because they are so pro-LGBT. I was really expecting to see some bussy blasting.

      BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
      I know and I was surprised, too. Maybe they are just trying to protect their bussy from being blasted by the NYT
      :marseynotes:

        arsey +1m +3 / -0
        lol I think they are. They love bussy blasting everyone but themselves.

    X +24m +

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2023-04-22T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors are surprised that a military base is still a military base.
URL: {REDDIT: r/interestingasfuck the_united_states_military_base_in_germany}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Tons of comments about how it's illegal to have a military base in Germany and the US should be ashamed.
COMMENTS:
UruguayanIguana +12m +10 / -0
Why does the US military have bases in so many countries?
Is it just a weird form of tourism?

  Manhole-Man +3m +7 / -0
  The US has it's own bases in 80 countries. They're a pretty big deal.

    UruguayanIguana +2m +5 / -0
    I have never seen a US military base in my entire life
    :#marseyitsover:

      Manhole-Man +2m +4 / -0
      I've been to a few in my life. I always thought they were cool.

  ElectricFencePence +1h +5 / -0
  The USA is the most powerful country in the world. It doesn't need to invade other countries in order to project its influence and power. It can just go there and set up shop.

  returd +40m +3 / -0
  >Is it just a weird form of tourism?
  :#marseyagreefast:

  vegan_doggy_bottom +1h +3 / -0
  The US has a pretty big navy and air force. It's a lot cheaper to have bases abroad than to pay for logistics to move stuff around.

  Sal +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseysal:

whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
The US has been in Germany since the end of WW2 and all the redditors do is sneed. This is the USA being "ashamed" of its military :marseyxd:

  Manhole-Man +1h +3 / -0
  The US has been in Germany since the end of WW2 and all the redditors do is sneed. This is the USA being "ashamed" of its military :marsey

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2022-07-25T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Seattlecels mad at their own for complaining about homeless people.
URL: {REDDIT: r/Seattle seattle_residents_turn_on_each_other_when}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
As usual the "other" here are the rightoids, but it's good to see people seething.
COMMENTS:
arsey +25m +16 / -0
I went to Seattle and it was the worst city I've been to. I was like why do people want to live in this shit hole? It was like the worst of San Francisco and Chicago combined. I'm not even joking. I don't understand why anyone would want to live there. I've been to Portland and it's the same shit but not as bad.

  Manhole-Man +2m +10 / -0
  I think it's a mix of people who are trying to get away from the suburbs, but don't want to go to Portland and get mugged, and then people who are trying to escape Portland and get mugged.
  They've got a lot of people who want to be in the city, but don't want to be near the homeless people and crime.

    arsey +11m +8 / -0
    I lived in Chicago for 10 years and I was in Chicago before I got to Seattle. It's the worst. I don't know why people like it. I lived in Atlanta for a few years and I hate the South but I like Atlanta. It's livable. Seattle is not. People are just not friendly there.

      Manhole-Man +15m +4 / -0
      I like the South. I've always said that it's my favorite part of the country. I think Seattle is one of those places where you have to be familiar with it to appreciate it. I was just there this past week and enjoyed myself, but I've lived in the area for a while and have a lot of friends who live there.

  BigBussyHunter +11m +5 / -0
  I used to live in Chicago and it was the worst city I've been to. I was like why do people want to live in this shit hole? It was like the worst of San Francisco and Seattle combined. I'm not even joking. I don

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2021-07-21T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Black Science Man Sneed
URL: {REDDIT: r/television jimmy_fallon_jokes_about_the_black_scientist}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Here's a quick rundown of the event.](https://www.businessinsider.com/jimmy-fallon-black-astrophysicist-alexis-ohanian-2021-7)
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +19m +14 / -0
I love how he’s not even saying anything racist or sexist. He just said “woah” and “wow”. It’s just the black scientist in the room. He didn’t even really say black scientist he said black astrophysicist. It’s like they’re trying to find a way to make him say something racist just to get angry. I hate journalists

  Hopalong_McGurk +27m +11 / -0
  I feel like this is the sort of story that would never have gotten past a copy editor at a real news outlet. They'd have asked the author what the point was, and then he'd have to make it actually sound like something other than an attempt to get clicks. But it's the internet so they can just publish this shit and it will get 100,000 shares.

    Manhole-Man +1h +7 / -0
    There's been a real effort from journalists to make their work more click baiting. I don't know if it's an attempt to appease the current market or to keep the readers hooked, but it's really gotten to the point where there are articles that are just a screenshot of a tweet with the title being "X says Y". I think we're going to have to have a crisis in the field where we can start to whittle down the talent and make it a little more respectable again.

      Hopalong_McGurk +1h +5 / -0
      I think the clickbaiting is a direct result of the declining ad revenue, and the increasingly desperate attempts to monetize their content is causing more and more garbage to get published. It's not a good thing, but it is pretty entertaining.

      Dramamine +1h +3 / -0
      >I think

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2022-09-01T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am a proud supporter of the !merari84 ping group!
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Just thought I would let you know!
COMMENTS: N/A
!merari84

  Manhole-Man +3m +1 / -0
  I love it.
  !merari84

    Manhole-Man +1m +1 / -0
    It's broken. I guess the ! needs to be the first character of the comment for it to work.

      Manhole-Man +2m +1 / -0
      I guess it's working. This is a test. I hope it's not annoying to get pinged. I'm just trying to be supportive of the mods. I love you all and hope you have a lovely day. Thanks for all the hard work. :marseylove::marseylove::marseylove::marseylove::marseylove: !merari84

        Manhole-Man +2m +1 / -0
        I'm a little slow. I see the problem. I'll just try to remember to put the exclamation point at the beginning of my comments. :marseythumbsup::marseythumbsup::marseythumbsup:

          Manhole-Man +28s +1 / -0
          !merari84

            Manhole-Man +38s +1 / -0
            Thanks for your help. I really appreciate it. I love you all so much. I hope you have a lovely day! :marseylove::marseylove::marseylove: !merari84

              Manhole-Man +1m +1 / -0
              I'm still a little slow. I'm sorry. Thanks for your help. It's working. I really appreciate it. I hope you have a lovely day. I love you all so much. :marseylove::marseylove::marseylove::marseylove::marseylove: !merari84

                Manhole-Man +45s +1 / -0
                I'm a little slow. I guess the ! needs to be the first

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2024-08-02T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Over/under on the number of posts about the US Women's National Soccer team in the next two weeks?
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes its_over_its_over_its_over_its_over_its_over}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The US Women's National Soccer team lost today to Colombia in the quarter finals. I'm going to guess that a lot of people are going to be upset.
I'm just going to go out on a limb and say that this is not the first time they've lost and the women's soccer team is not the first group to be upset.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
what's the over

  Manhole-Man +1m +5 / -0
  500.
  I'll throw in a 500 DC bet on that number. :marseygambling:

    peepeehands +2m +3 / -0
    !slots500
    :#marseysmug2:

      Manhole-Man +6m +3 / -0
      :#marseyitsrigged:

      Manhole-Man +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseyspit:

      Manhole-Man +3m +3 / -0
      :#marseyspitmoji:

      Manhole-Man +2m +2 / -0
      :#marseysoypoint2:

  Manhole-Man +4m +4 / -0
  I don't know what the over is, I don't know what the over is, I don't know what the over is.

    peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseyrain:

      Manhole-Man +2m +3 / -0
      :#marseyrainpat:

    X +39m +1 / -0
    you're over here :marseyblowkiss:

      Manhole-Man +17m +2 / -0
      :#marseyflirt:

  Manhole-Man +1m +3 / -0
  What's the over?

    peepeehands +1m +4 /

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2025-06-26T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: WPT is really pissed about the Supreme Court's ruling.
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter supreme_court_rules_that_the_government_cant}
VOTES: +45 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +48 / -0
> In 2022, the Supreme Court ruled that the government can't stop people from posting violent threats on social media.
> In 2025, the Supreme Court ruled that the government can't stop people from posting violent threats on social media.
:#marseyhmm: :#marseyhmmm: :#marseythonk:

  ChampChomp +48m +15 / -0
  It's a fine line, but the difference is that the 2022 ruling was about a specific platform, while the 2025 ruling was about a specific event.
  As such, the government can't stop people from posting violent threats on social media, but they can stop them from posting violent threats on social media during specific events.
  Oh, and the government can't stop people from posting violent threats on social media during specific events if it's about a specific platform.

  Patrice +39m +11 / -0
  the first ruling was about a private company, not the government, so it doesn't apply here

  goderator200 +36m +6 / -0
  :#marseywrongthonk:

  SupremeShitposter +10h +3 / -0
  I know a lot of people are going to die now.

Morpheuswipe +5h +19 / -0
> But don’t they realize that if you can’t threaten people with violence on social media, you can’t make people afraid of you, and then you can’t have them vote for you
:#marseyhesright:

  Manhole-Man +3h +1 / -0
  {IMG}
  I can't believe I'm saying this, but I have to admit that the person who posted this has a point.

Chevywrecker +14m +13 / -0
They will never be allowed to go back to their previous state. They will

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2022-02-10T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Oregon school board debates if a 15 year old can be trans
URL: {REDDIT: r/PortlandOR oregon_school_board_vice_chair_defends_decisions}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Now that r/portland has been cucked by the jannies, we get to hear about the Portland school board trying to decide if a kid can be trans or not. It's actually pretty funny.
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +3m +7 / -0
I have no idea what’s going on but the jannie is too r-slurred to understand why the article is a shitpost.

  Manhole-Man +3m +8 / -0
  The kids father is suing the school board for not being able to put his 15 year old daughter in the boys bathroom and sports. The school board is trying to argue that the 15 year old hasn't been determined to be trans yet so it's not a violation of their policy.
  All the drama is coming from the school board trying to take the :marseytrain: position and be as transphobic as possible to get the courts to rule on it.

    TariqNasheed +1h +3 / -0
    I read the whole thing and still have no idea what happened. Is the dad trying to sue the school for not letting him put his daughter in the boys bathroom? Or is the school trying to sue the dad for suing them?

      Manhole-Man +31m +2 / -0
      The dad is suing the school for not letting the daughter use the boys bathroom. The school is trying to argue that the daughter hasn't been deemed trans so they aren't violating the policy.

        TariqNasheed +11m +3 / -0
        Thanks. That was the most I cared to read.

          Manhole-Man +1h +2 / -0
          You're welcome. I actually read the entire thing too. :marseyautism:

            TariqNasheed +11m +2 / -0
            :marseyautism:

              Manhole-Man +17m +2 / -0
              :marseyagree: :marsey

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2024-05-02T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The real reason you're not having sex, folks.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueUnpopularOpinion youre_not_having_sex_because_youre_not_giving}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Patsy +1m +12 / -0
!moidmoment :#marseyxd:

Fabrico +5m +10 / -0
> OP is absolutely right. I’m in my late 20s and I’ve only ever had sex with my husband. I’ve been married for 12 years. I’m not some disgusting cat lady. I just don’t have the time or energy to deal with the bullshit that comes with dating. I’d rather spend my time on my hobbies.
> > I know this is a little controversial but I think this person is lying. This is not a story I have ever heard before.
> > > Why? Because it’s not the fantasy that you’ve dreamed of? Because you are a bitter and lonely man?
> > > > I mean, it's literally never happened before? This person is married, but that's the one time she's had sex? Like, no. It's not normal. It's not a fantasy, it's a lie.
> > > > > You just sound bitter and lonely. You are probably a 5’7” man with a tiny penis and no money. You are also fat. You’re probably an incel.
:#marseyxd:

  peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
  i wish i had a tiny penis
  :#marseygiveup:

    Fabrico +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

    Haberdasher +1h +4 / -0
    :#marseycheerupretard:

  Manhole-Man +1m +6 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

  NO +5h +3 / -0
  Average redditor

  jimmycrack +14h +2 / -0
  >You just sound bitter and lonely. You are probably a 5’7” man with a tiny penis and no money. You are also fat.

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2025-04-24T23Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: Gaymers in shambles as they find out that they've been using a fake game to do the thing they love most.
URL: {REDDIT: r/gaming the_sims_4_is_a_fake_game}
VOTES: +35 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The game is gay.
COMMENTS:
ACA +13m +23 / -0
:#marseygamer: :#marseygamer: :#marseygamer: :#marseygamer: :#marseygamer:
:#marseysoyhype: :#marseysoyhype: :#marseysoyhype: :#marseysoyhype: :#marseysoyhype:
:#marseysoyhype: :#marseysoyhype: :#marseysoyhype: :#marseysoyhype: :#marseysoyhype:
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:#marseysoyhype: :#marseysoyhype: :#marseysoyhype: :#marseysoyhype: :#marseysoyhype:
:#marseysoyhype: :#marseysoyhype:

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2024-10-17T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Economist posts an article about the :marseytrain: in sports. :marseyliathomas: shows up in the comments to defend the integrity of women's sports.
URL: https://archive.is/2024.10.17-122004/https://www.economist.com/united-states/2024/10/14/for-the-first-time-in-a-decade-womens-olympic-athletes-are-feeling-uncomfortable
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Link to the comment.](https://archive.is/2024.10.17-122004/https://www.economist.com/united-states/2024/10/14/for-the-first-time-in-a-decade-womens-olympic-athletes-are-feeling-uncomfortable)
> I’ve been reading this story as a trans woman who competes in sports. I have never been afforded the opportunity to compete in the Olympics, but I have been able to compete in other international competitions.
> I’ve been in this position for over 20 years. I’ve been told I am not welcome in women’s sports, I’ve been told I am a man, I’ve been told I am an athlete. I’ve been told I am not an athlete.
> I’ve been told I am not welcome in women’s sports because I am a man. I’ve been told I am not welcome in women’s sports because I am a trans woman.
> I’ve been told I am not welcome in women’s sports because I am a woman. I’ve been told I am not welcome in women’s sports because I am an athlete.
> I’ve been told I am not welcome in women’s sports because I am a trans woman. I’ve been told I am not welcome in women’s sports because I am a woman.
> I’ve been told I am not welcome in women’s sports because I am an athlete. I’ve been told I am not welcome in women’s sports because I am a trans woman. I’ve been told I am not welcome in women’s sports because I am a woman. I’ve been told I am not welcome in women’s sports because I am an

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2022-02-25T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The LGB drop the T movement is back and stronger than ever.
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender thoughts_on_the_lgbdropthet_movement}
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[And how]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender thoughts_on_the_lgbdropthet_movement})
[We're so back]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender thoughts_on_the_lgbdropthet_movement})
COMMENTS:
HeyMoon +3m +44 / -0
> They're also trying to say that trans people are a danger to kids and that they want to groom them
:#marseyagree:

  BigBussyHunter +4m +22 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:
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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2022-01-05T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/SeattleWA and the consequences of its actions...
URL: {REDDIT: r/SeattleWA we_got_the_corporate_media_to_address_this}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
When you get to a certain point of smug self-righteousness, it's only a matter of time before the shit hits the fan.
I was hoping the Mayor of Seattle would publicly mock them, but it looks like they've gotten a nice slap in the face from the local paper.
COMMENTS:
911roofer +2h +5 / -0
The only thing worse than a lefty is a lefty who’s being hysterical.

  Manhole-Man +2h +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2023-03-05T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhappening: New :marseytrain: Drama! :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender is_this_a_sign_that_i_am_not_trans}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I found a new subreddit that seems ripe for trans drama. It's a place for people to ask questions about transitioning and whatnot. It's just about a month old and has a little over 2000 subscribers. So far it's pretty boring, but it seems to have all the potential for drama that /r/actuallesbians does.
COMMENTS:
Penny +25m +11 / -0
i can't parse the title bb

  Manhole-Man +11m +10 / -0
  I'm pretty sure the OP is just posting screenshots of a question they asked on a different subreddit. They're asking if it's a sign they're not trans.
  The rest of the thread is a bunch of people telling them they're delusional, or saying they're definitely trans, and just need to deal with the fact that they'll never be a woman.

    Penny +4m +7 / -0
    tysm bb i appreciate u so much 🥺🥺😘😘

      Manhole-Man +5m +6 / -0
      You're welcome. :marseylove:

  X +3h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    Penny +4m +4 / -0
    tysm chiobu :marseyxoxo:

      X +2m +3 / -0
      :#marseyloveyou:

X +3h +5 / -0
> I found a new subreddit that seems ripe for trans drama. It's a place for people to ask questions about transitioning and whatnot. It's just about a month old and has a little over 2000 subscribers. So far it's pretty boring, but it seems to have all the potential for drama that /r/actuallesbians does.
{IMG}

  Manhole-Man +14h +2 / -0
  Yeah, I'm not gonna call it a goldmine. But it's got potential for some juicy drama

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2025-02-03T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymanysuchcases:
URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Edmonton/s/5kG1W5U1Rn
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Sort by controversial]({REDDIT: r/Edmonton edmonton})
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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2023-03-16T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Jannies are going to be out of a job soon.
URL: https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/16/meta-reports-first-quarter-earnings-031623.html
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Somehow the ad revenue for Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp is going to be lower than it was a year ago.
> In a statement, Meta said that it's working on "improving the quality and relevance of our ads, reducing our ad inventory, and evolving our ad formats and placement."
> Meta also announced that it will be laying off about 11,000 employees, or 13% of its workforce. It said the cuts were made in order to better focus on products that are most closely tied to the company's core mission of building the metaverse.
> "Over the next few months, we will be working with our teams to ensure that we have a world-class experience for advertisers, creators, and developers," Meta said.
> Meta also said it plans to "invest in areas that are most closely tied to our core mission, such as the metaverse, and that we will be making changes to our internal organization and processes to support this focus."
> Meta's stock fell 15.3% in after-hours trading on Wednesday, after closing the day down 13.3% at $150.09 a share. The stock has fallen 58% from its all-time high of $372.93 set in November 2021.
> The company's shares have fallen 45% since the start of the year and are down about 60% from the $459.12 that they closed at on the day before the company's initial public offering in May 2021.
> Meta's revenue in the fourth quarter of 2022 was $27.7 billion, down 4% from the same period a year ago. Its net income in the fourth quarter was $9.5 billion, down 37% from the same period a year ago.
> Meta's revenue for the year was $115.2 billion, down 5% from the previous year. Its net income for the year was $

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2024-08-13T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Happy 25th birthday to a few of my favorite things!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Metroid Prime](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metroid_Prime)
[My parents](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boomers)
[MSI K95](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Kinetic_Keyboard)
[My best friends](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boomers)
[My cat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boomers)
COMMENTS:
SonAmyShippingCompany +23m +9 / -0
!oldfags !gamers
:boomermonster: :boomerjam: :marseyboomer:

  Manhole-Man +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyboomer:

Redactor0 +15m +6 / -0
You had to have been a boomer to have enjoyed Metroid Prime. :marseysmughipskorean:

  Manhole-Man +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseysmughipskorean:

Count_Sprpr +4m +4 / -0
Happy birthday!
:#marseyembrace:

  Manhole-Man +1h +2 / -0
  Thanks!
  :#marseyexcited:

asshole +1h +3 / -0
i dont know what any of those things are and im happy about it
!slots100

  Manhole-Man +5m +2 / -0
  :#marseycheerup:

FormerLurKONG +1h +3 / -0
:#marseyembrace: :#marseycheerup:

  Manhole-Man +13m +2 / -0
  :#marseyblowkiss:

DK_KD +4h +2 / -0
:#boomermonster: :#marseyboomer: :#!boomermonster:

  Manhole-Man +4h +1 / -0
  :#marseyembrace:

SpookyFartMan69 +1h +1 / -0
Prime 2 is the best one, especially the

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2022-02-15T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In a surprising turn of events, the people of r/Seattle decide that the homeless drug addicts need to be helped.
URL: {REDDIT: r/Seattle daily_dose_of_antisocial_behavior}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +23 / -0
>shooting yourself in the foot
I thought this was an excellent turn of phrase for how the homeless problem has gotten out of control. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that
:marseywholesome:

  Manhole-Man +13m +24 / -0
  I'm always surprised when redditors actually get it. Usually when I see it, it's "well it was a good idea, but the evil conservatives ruined it" or some such nonsense.
  I guess the people who voted for this were just that stupid. :marseyshrug:

    BigBussyHunter +6m +19 / -0
    I think these guys realized that people weren't going to tolerate it anymore and saw the writing on the wall. It's either the people in that thread being reasonable or people taking the opportunity to show off how reasonable they are to curry favor with the other party members.

      Manhole-Man +7m +16 / -0
      I think the other party members are probably all the people who live in Seattle proper and don't want to deal with the homeless living in their backyards. The city council members are probably all just as lazy and stupid as the rest of the city.

        BigBussyHunter +1m +10 / -0
        :marseyagree:
        :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling: :marseygrilling: :marseygrilling: :marseygrilling: :marseygrilling:

        WootFatigue +2h +4 / -0
        I’m from Seattle. I still visit and go to events but it’s become too much. I’ve got a friend that lives in Seattle and I’ve been telling him for a while now that he needs to leave but he’s been stubborn. He’s been through a lot and is very loyal to his city and his friends. But

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2022-06-20T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What is your favorite rap song?
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Garry_Chess +8m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  Manhole-Man +7m +2 / -0
  I've never seen this before. I like the part where the other guy keeps trying to steal his knife.

    Garry_Chess +13m +2 / -0
    It’s a good song. You can tell the guy was depressed and wanted to die and they were getting their way by killing the guy

      Manhole-Man +3m +2 / -0
      I always thought it was just a story about some fella trying to help a buddy out of a jam.

        Garry_Chess +10m +2 / -0
        I’m not sure the context, but it’s a good song regardless.

Enrico_Motassa +11m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  Manhole-Man +10m +2 / -0
  I'd never heard this before. I've been a fan of the Soundgarden cover of this song for a long time, so I've always had it in my head that this is a pretty generic 80's song. This actually sounds like something I'd put on while working on a project.

    Enrico_Motassa +5m +2 / -0
    I like the song a lot. I also like the album it's on, which is *The Low End Theory*.

      Manhole-Man +2m +2 / -0
      I like the album. I think I may have a mixtape of it at some point. I'll have to look it up and see if it's still in my library.

        Enrico_Motassa +1m +2 / -0
        It's a good album, and one of the few Hip-Hop albums I like a lot.

          Manhole-Man +2m +2 / -0
          It's a good album. I always thought the guy on the cover looked like a young Wesley Snipes.

            Enrico_Motassa +10m +2 / -0
            He did!

              Manhole

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2021-06-24T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Catfights on r/TwoXChromosomes and r/BPD after a video of a women being forced to have a bikini wax
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes _}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Some choice highlights:
>So a lot of the comments are missing the point of the video. Which is that this is a sickening, degrading, humiliating, and traumatic experience for the woman. It’s not about whether or not she consented. It’s about how she’s being treated and how that impacts her.
>>I think the point is that she is consenting. And that this is her choice. And that it's only degrading and humiliating and traumatic if she feels that way about it. Not because of how she's being treated.
>>>She is consenting, but that doesn’t make it less degrading. And it’s only her choice because she’s being coerced. She’s being treated poorly and she’s being coerced into participating in it.
>>>>You have to be delusional to think that this is being coerced. She is going along with it, clearly. Just because she's on the floor doesn't make it coerced. I think you're just mad that she's doing something that you don't like.
There's some other "coercion" talk, but it's less amusing than this one.
>What a creep. At first I thought it was some sort of sexual deviant, but then I realized it was just a regular old male feminist. That’s worse.
>>“Regular”? No, it is far from regular. This is a symptom of a much larger issue that’s been present for a very long time. The fact that you are so desensitized to seeing men degrade women that you believe it’s “regular” is a huge problem. Do better.
>>>Thank you, I am working on it. I am not excusing this man’s behavior. Just because this isn’t the worst thing I’ve seen doesn’t make it ok. It’s just that, in the grand scheme of things, it’s not uncommon. I don’t think it’s normal, but it’s sadly common.
>>>>I don’t think it’s normal either. I just think it’s really sad that this is the way men see women. It

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2023-06-26T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm only posting because I'm mad that I can't see the voting results on the first post.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was going to go with the monkey for being funny, but now I'm going to vote for the :marseytrain2: to make the jannies mad.
COMMENTS:
X +5m +5 / -0
i want the monkey because it's the first result when you google Marsey

  Manhole-Man +2m +4 / -0
  I thought it was the first result when I was searching for Marsey on Google image search.

    X +1m +5 / -0
    {IMG}
    :#marseyxd:
    i got baited :marseybrainlet:

  johnnypoop +4m +3 / -0
  No it's the train

    X +59s +4 / -0
    {IMG}
    :#marseyxd:

      johnnypoop +2m +3 / -0
      :#marseycheerupretard:

        X +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseychingchongitsover:

          johnnypoop +1m +2 / -0
          :#marseycheerup:

  Manhole-Man +3m +2 / -0
  I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.

    X +1m +3 / -0
    it's the first result when you search marsey on google images :marseyxd:
    {IMG}

      Manhole-Man +4m +2 / -0
      I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.

        X +1m +3 / -0
        it's the first result when you search marsey on google images :marseyxd:
        {IMG}

          Manhole-Man +1m +2 / -0
          I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.

            X +39s +3 / -0
            it's the first result when you search marsey on google images :marseyxd:
            {IMG}

              Manhole-Man

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2025-01-17T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: At the request of the jannies, the pibble genocide has been extended.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[This](https://rdrama.net/post/334826/rdrama-pitbull-genocide-continues-as/7662324#context) is where we left off yesterday.
I have since found a new post that is not as interesting but does have a little bit of drama.
[The owner of this dog is in the thread defending it's actions.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pitbulls/comments/1h1742r/its_not_the_pitbulls_fault/)
[This is the owner of the dog that mauls a woman to death.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pitbulls/comments/1h1742r/its_not_the_pitbulls_fault/ll373r7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) They don't like being called out.
[Here's the owner of the dog that mauls a 12 year old to death.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pitbulls/comments/1h1742r/its_not_the_pitbulls_fault/ll37x2o/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) They are not taking the news well.
[Here's the owner of the dog that mauls a baby to death.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pitbulls/comments/1h1742r/its_not_the_pitbulls_fault/ll37y3u/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) They are not taking the news well.
[And here's the owner of the dog that mauls a 5 year old to death.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pitbulls/comments/1h1742r/its_not_the_pitbulls_fault/ll37zct/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2024-07-16T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/DeadBedrooms reacts to a woman who wants to cheat.
URL: {REDDIT: r/DeadBedrooms i_need_to_cheat}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I've been in a dead bedroom for 10 years, I've tried everything, I've cheated, I've been cheated on, we've talked about everything, I've had a threesome, nothing has worked. I'm really tired and I don't know what to do.
> I'm 35, married for 10 years, two kids. I have a good job, I make good money, I'm healthy and I'm a good person. I have a great life and I'm happy, but my marriage is a disaster. I've tried everything, but nothing has worked. I've tried sex toys, I've tried role play, I've tried everything. I'm really tired and I don't know what to do.
> I want to cheat, I want to have an affair. I want to have someone who will love me and want me. I want to have someone who will make me feel good. I want to have someone who will make me feel wanted. I want to have someone who will make me feel like I'm special. I want to have someone who will make me feel like I'm loved. I want to have someone who will make me feel like I'm important.
> I want to have an affair, I want to have someone who will make me feel like I'm not alone. I want to have someone who will make me feel like I'm not alone in this world. I want to have someone who will make me feel like I'm not alone in this marriage. I want to have someone who will make me feel like I'm not alone in this life. I want to have someone who will make me feel like I'm not alone.
> I want to have an affair, I want to have someone who will make me feel like I'm not alone. I want to have someone who will make me feel like I'm not alone in this world. I want to have someone who will make me feel like I'm not alone in this marriage. I want to have someone who will make me feel like I'm not alone in this life. I want to have someone who will make me feel

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2025-03-25T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A fellow autist has an interesting take on the :marseytrans2: :marseytrain: :marseytrans2: question.
URL: {REDDIT: r/autism i_wonder_how_many_autistic_people_would_have}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'd like to think he's just a little :marseyautism:, but I'm not sure how I feel about him being a :marseytrain:.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
> I'd like to think he's just a little :marseyautism:, but I'm not sure how I feel about him being a :marseytrain:.
he's a 42 year old trans woman on reddit. he's not "just" autistic lol

  Manhole-Man +2m +3 / -0
  I suppose I'm just a bit surprised that he's still out there after all these years. I'm not sure what he's doing for a job, but I'm sure that's part of it.

    peepeehands +3m +6 / -0
    there was a post on /r/neoliberal a couple years ago about a dude who was "trans" since he was 12 and now he's in his 40s and still "trans" and it was pretty incredible
    {REDDIT: r/neoliberal when_did_the_liberal_case_for_trans_rights_become}
    he's a professor at some university lol
    https://www.bu.edu/news/2023/03/the-journey-of-a-transgender-educator/

      Manhole-Man +3m +3 / -0
      I wish I could find that guy's reddit account. I'd love to know what he's been up to since then.

      tempest +48m +3 / -0
      > It's a shame because the rational arguments for trans rights are compelling. If gender and sex are two separate things, then it follows that trans women are women and trans men are men. And given that gender is a spectrum, then the idea that trans women are women is more than just a "social construct", it's a scientific fact. And

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2022-08-29T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A disturbing trend of "lunchtime rowdies" is occurring in the Seattle area. : SeattleWA
URL: {REDDIT: r/SeattleWA a_disturbing_trend_of_lunchtime_rowdies_is}
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +5m +23 / -0
> [I’ve lived in Seattle for 40 years. It’s gotten so bad that I’m not even comfortable in some areas in the city and I used to go anywhere and everywhere. I just stayed home a lot more during the pandemic.]({REDDIT: r/SeattleWA a_disturbing_trend_of_lunchtime_rowdies_is})
:#marseyitsover:

  Manhole-Man +5m +18 / -0
  :#marseysulk:

  NO +5h +5 / -0
  This dude is a rentoid

    johannesalthusius +51m +4 / -0
    $2500/month for a 3 bedroom apartment in Capitol Hill :marseycapitalistmanlet:

      NO +25m +3 / -0
      :marseyrentfree:

comics_for_trans_rights +3m +19 / -0
>Some of them are playing the race card too, which is ridiculous. I can’t imagine it’s easy to be black in this city, but the city is not a jungle where they are free to kill people and rape women.
r/SeattleWA is a nice place, very chuddy

  Manhole-Man +5m +10 / -0
  I've only been here a couple of years but I've noticed that it's pretty chuddy compared to most other major city subs. I like it.

    L +1h +7 / -0
    I've noticed that about every major city sub on reddit. They're all chuddy compared to the rest of reddit. If I want to see a bunch of libtards in a city I have to go to the smaller subreddits for the suburbs or other towns.
    I'd say the same goes for any hobby sub on reddit. You're way more likely to get a real discussion in /r/drama

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AUTHOR: Manhole-Man
DATE: 2022-09-11T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: No, he's not a terrorist. He's a heckin' good boy. :marseytrans:
URL: {REDDIT: r/news texas_school_district_terminated_teacher_after}
VOTES: +73 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Somehow in the middle of a story about a school district firing a teacher for threatening to shoot up a school, the story has to pause for a moment to mention that the teacher was trans.
COMMENTS:
X +5m +52 / -1
:#marseywrongthonk:

  peepeehands +3m +38 / -1
  :#marseynoooticer:

  BigBussyHunter +1h +19 / -1
  I don't know why people think I'm a bigot for noticing that trans people are disproportionately represented in the school shooter statistics :marseythonk:

    rip_spal +1h +9 / -0
    > people
    > think
    I'm confused, are you not a bigot?

      BigBussyHunter +2m +6 / -0
      :marseyderp:

    Cornball +1h +9 / -0
    It's not a coincidence that the FBI's list of school shooters is disproportionately made up of trans people, they are disproportionately represented in school shootings by a factor of 1.344, and this is a result of systematic transphobia by the FBI which has made it impossible for them to properly identify the shooter's gender. The FBI's list is the result of a conspiracy to silence the trans community and erase their history. This is why it is so important to show support for the trans community, and to not let the FBI erase their history.

    Yall +3h +4 / -0
    It's not "noticing", it's called being a decent human being

  JohnDevereaux +2h +5 / -0
  {IMG}

  Mancubus76 +2h +3 / -0
  “Heh, you’re noticing things I want you to notice, chud”

rakrakaon +15m +43 / -1
> Is this person trans? I'm asking because I know people are going to use this as a reason

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2024-09-19T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: "I think we should all be euthanized" :marseywomanmoment:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_think_we_should_all_be_euthanized}
VOTES: +70 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> This post is a personal rant and I know that not everyone will agree with me, but I am going to vent anyway. I hope everyone has a safe and comfortable day.
> I was talking with my husband last night about our plans for the future and how I was feeling about my current job. I work in a field that is constantly changing and I feel like I am not getting the recognition that I deserve. I have been working in this field for over 10 years and I feel like I am not getting the recognition that I deserve. I have been working in this field for over 10 years and I feel like I am not getting the recognition that I deserve. I have been working in this field for over 10 years and I feel like I am not getting the recognition that I deserve. I have been working in this field for over 10 years and I feel like I am not getting the recognition that I deserve. I have been working in this field for over 10 years and I feel like I am not getting the recognition that I deserve.
> I also mentioned that I was considering leaving my job and going back to school to get a different degree. My husband asked me why I would want to do that and I told him that I feel like I am not getting the recognition that I deserve in my current field. He said that he thought that I was doing a great job and that I should be happy with my current position. I told him that I felt like I was not getting the recognition that I deserved and that I wanted to do something else. He said that he thought that I was doing a great job and that I should be happy with my current position.
> I told him that I felt like I was not getting the recognition that I deserved and that I wanted to do something else. He said that he thought that I was doing a great job and that I should be happy with my current position. I told him that I felt like I was not getting the recognition that I deserved and that I wanted to do

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2024-05-05T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/GirlGamers discusses the "women are bad at video games" meme. A :marseytrain: :marseylongpost: is posted to r/TrueUnpopularOpinion.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueUnpopularOpinion girls_and_women_are_not_bad_at_video_games}
VOTES: +115 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I’ve seen the “girls and women are bad at video games” meme thrown around a lot, and I’ve never actually seen any evidence of that. I don’t play video games, but I’ve seen my female friends play video games, and they’re actually really good at it. So I’m wondering, what’s the deal with this meme?
> > [–]GoldbergianDuke 92 points 1 day ago
> > 1. "Women aren't bad at video games" is a meme.
> > 2. "Women are bad at video games" is a fact.
> > 3. It's not the women's fault.
> > 4. Women are bad at video games because video games are designed by men for men.
> > 5. Video games are designed by men for men because men are the primary audience for video games.
> > 6. Men are the primary audience for video games because men are the primary audience for entertainment media.
> > 7. Men are the primary audience for entertainment media because men are the primary audience for media.
> > 8. Men are the primary audience for media because men are the primary audience for information.
> > 9. Men are the primary audience for information because men are the primary audience for knowledge.
> > 10. Men are the primary audience for knowledge because men are the primary audience for education.
> > 11. Men are the primary audience for education because men are the primary audience for learning.
> > 12. Men are the primary audience for learning because men are the primary audience for experience.
> > 13. Men are the primary audience for experience because men are the primary audience for life.
> > 14. Men are the primary audience for life because men are the primary audience for existence.
> > 15. Men are the primary audience for existence because men are the primary audience for the

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-08-13T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I never thought I'd say this about a game in 2023, but I think Cyberpunk 2077 is a very good game.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +79 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The game has really grown on me since I first played it. The gameplay is solid and the world is fun. I think the writing and characters are pretty good. The story is solid and has some twists.
The game is so good that I'm just going to play it as a first person shooter. I'm not going to play the actual RPG parts unless I want to play the game in first person. I'm not going to read books, go on a mission to do something, or learn about the world. I'm just going to play the game as a first person shooter.
I don't think I've ever played a game in this genre that I've enjoyed this much. I'm really impressed with the game and I think it's a great game.
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +59s +62 / -1
I got it on sale a few months ago and it’s been fun but I don’t have the time to play it like a proper game so I just run around like an idiot with the gun

  Marbee +1m +36 / -1
  I'm not sure why the first person is so fun. I've never played a game like this and it's just fun.

    carpathianflorist +1m +21 / -1
    I really like it but I feel like the game is suffering because of my approach and I know I’m not playing it the way it’s intended. I’m so busy with real life I can’t do all that and I don’t mind it at all. It’s a fun way to pass the time when I have an hour to kill.

      Marbee +1m +17 / -1
      I think the game is fun enough that I can play it as I want. I don't think I need to do all that stuff to enjoy the game. I think the game is fun enough that I can play it as I want.

        carpathianflorist +1m +19 / -1
        I’m very busy with real life things and I

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2024-04-12T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marse

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-08-20T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain:

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-12-05T02Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: Why do Asians make such good comedians?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +45 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've seen multiple Asians who are really good at comedy. Is it because they have to be funny to compete against white comedians? Is it because they have to be funny to be successful in America? I feel like they get better at it by having to compete with other Asians.
COMMENTS:
InterestingAndSexy +2m +26 / -0
It's because they're not white :marseyindignant:

  Marbee +1m +12 / -0
  I was gonna say asian Americans are whiter than white Americans.

    InterestingAndSexy +1m +12 / -0
    They're still not white :marseyindignant:

      Marbee +1m +10 / -0
      They are. They are the whitest people on earth.

        InterestingAndSexy +2m +9 / -0
        :#marseyindignant: No they're not

          Marbee +1m +7 / -0
          I was going to say they're the whitest people in america but I got that wrong. They're the whitest people in the world. :marseyindignant:

            InterestingAndSexy +1m +10 / -0
            :#marseyindignant: No they're not

              Marbee +2m +7 / -0
              :#marseyindignant: Yes they are

                InterestingAndSexy +2m +12 / -0
                :#marseyindignant: No they're not

                  Marbee +1m +7 / -0
                  :#marseyindignant: Yes they are

                    InterestingAndSexy +1m +7 / -0
                    :#marseyindignant: No they're not

                      Marbee +3m +6 / -0
                      :#marseyindignant: Yes they are

                        InterestingAndSexy +3m +7 / -0
                        :#marseyindignant: No they're not

                          Marbee +5m +6 / -0
                          :#marseyindignant: Yes they are

                            InterestingAnd

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-06-18T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New York :marseymerchant: pushes for higher taxes on :marseyburger: :marseyretard3: :marseyautism: :marseydramautist: with lower iq
URL: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/new-york-city-wants-to-raise-taxes-on-people-with-very-low-iqs/ar-AA1dF6Uj?li=BBnbfcL
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> “People with low IQs are less likely to be able to work or study, and therefore less likely to contribute to society,” the city’s Department of Finance wrote in the report.
> “As a result, they tend to be net drains on society and taxpayers.”
COMMENTS:
asshole +24m +14 / -0
> New York City wants to raise taxes on people with very low IQs
{GIF}
!slots200

  asshole +5m +6 / -0
  {GIF}
  !slots200

    asshole +29s +6 / -0
    {GIF}
    !slots400

      asshole +34s +6 / -0
      {GIF}
      !slots800

        asshole +35s +6 / -0
        {GIF}
        !slots1600

          asshole +30s +6 / -0
          {GIF}
          !slots3200

            asshole +43s +6 / -0
            {GIF}
            !slots6400

              asshole +39s +6 / -0
              {GIF}
              !slots12800

                asshole +28s +6 / -0
                {GIF}
                !slots25600

                  asshole +29s +5 / -0
                  {GIF}
                  !slots51200

                    asshole +29s +5 / -0
                    {GIF}
                    !slots102400

                      asshole +38s +5 / -0
                      {GIF}
                      !slots204800

========

AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-07-28T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans2::marseytransflag2:Someone made a :marseytrain: version of the :marseytransflag: flag :marseytransflag: and posted it on 4chan :marsey4chan:
URL: https://archived.moe/pol/thread/438322489
VOTES: +64 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +15m +36 / -0
!transphobes discuss

  DestoryerCarbine +11m +25 / -0
  {IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +16m +22 / -0
  {IMG}
  :#marseyxd:

  Grue +4m +16 / -0
  @chiobu you can do better, this is shit

    X +1m +18 / -0
    > this is shit
    :#marseyagreewarpspeed:

  haggis +1h +10 / -0
  The original flag has been corrupted by political bullshit, so this one is a welcome improvement. :#marseywholesometrans:

  smolchickentenders +1h +6 / -0
  {GIF}

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3h +2 / -0
  This is just like the old days!

Transformers +1m +28 / -0
:#marseytransflag2:

  TheOverSeether +1h +10 / -0
  > :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2:
  {IMG}
  :#marseyshook:

  Enward_Sahir +2h +6 / -0
  :#marseytransflag2::#marseytransflag2::#marseytransflag2::#marseytransflag2::#marseytransflag2:

X +11m +26 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

  BigBussyHunter +17m +12 / -0
  :marsey

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-04-08T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BEEF_SUPREME +15m +4 / -0
he's just like me fr fr

Fabrico +33m +2 / -0
:marseysquint:

  Marbee +8m +2 / -0
  :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:

    Fabrico +39m +2 / -0
    :#marseyveryworriedfed:

Cao_Cao +3h +1 / -0
I don't get it.

  Marbee +4h +1 / -0
  :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:

    Cao_Cao +3h +1 / -0
    {GIF}

      Marbee +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-12-21T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoypoint: My cousin is a :marseytrain2:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +79 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
He's in his 20's and a :marseytrain2: but I never knew because he was a :marseyfemboy: and didn't talk about it. He started :marseytrain2:ing out in 2019 when he was in his 20's and started :marseytrain2:ing out in his 30's.
He is now a :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: and does not pass. He has a beard and it looks like he's wearing a wig and tucking his dick. He doesn't pass in his pics or videos but he passes in person.
He had a lot of mental health problems before :marseytrain2:ing out and it looks like that's what made him transition.
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +4m +50 / -0
I’m so sorry for your family. I had a friend who :marseytrain2:ed out. He was a super smart guy and I think it was really a cry for help. He’s still around and I don’t know if I’m allowed to say this, but he’s not that happy with his life.

  Marbee +13m +29 / -0
  I think its a cry for help. I don't think he was in a bad place when he transitioned. He was just in a good place and thought he had to transition.

    Marbee +1h +26 / -0
    I just looked at his social media. He's still in the same place, doing the same things, and has the same interests. He's just doing it as a :marseytrain2:. He also posts about being a :marseytrain2: all the time.

  box +20m +23 / -0
  it's called having a life

    FrozenChosen +20m +19 / -0
    I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-12-12T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [NSFW] New 'Toss :marseymanysuchcases:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&hit&&
&&miss&&
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +15m +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  Marbee +3m +1 / -0
  {GIF}

    Fabrico +33s +1 / -0
    {YOUTUBE} I'm sorry, I can't watch this.

      Marbee +2m +1 / -0
      {YOUTUBE} {GIF} {YOUTUBE} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF}

        Fabrico +1m +1 / -0
        {YOUTUBE} {GIF} {YOUTUBE} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF} {GIF}

========

AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-09-12T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain2: :marseytrump: :marseyhillary: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizowall: :marseyschizoshaking: :marseyschizowall: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizowall: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizowall: :marseyschizoshaking: :marseyschizowall: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizowall: :marseyschizoshaking: :marseyschizowall: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizowall: :marseyschizoshaking:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ACA +22m +10 / -0
They call it a "nightmare" but I'm pretty sure it's just a dream. You can wake up from a nightmare and then you don't have the nightmare anymore.

  Marbee +1h +7 / -0
  >You can wake up from a nightmare
  :#marseyxdoubt:
  :marseytrump: :marseyhillary: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizowall: :marseyschizoshaking: :marseyschizowall: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizowall: :marseyschizoshaking: :marseyschizowall: :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizowave: :marseyschizowall: :marseyschizoshaking: :marseyschizowall:

========

AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2024-07-26T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :redlight: :redlight: DANGER :redlight: :redlight: :marseydisconcerting: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +43 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Spiderman +2m +16 / -0
{GIF}

  Marbee +2m +8 / -0
  I know you're really good at this.

    Spiderman +2m +9 / -0
    {GIF}

      Marbee +1m +7 / -0
      {IMG}

        Spiderman +2m +6 / -0
        {GIF}

          Marbee +2m +6 / -0
          {IMG}

            Spiderman +2m +6 / -0
            {GIF}

              Marbee +2m +5 / -0
              {IMG}

                Spiderman +3m +6 / -0
                {GIF}

                  Marbee +53s +4 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Spiderman +38s +5 / -0
                    {GIF}

                      Marbee +2m +4 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Spiderman +2m +5 / -0
                        {GIF}

                          Marbee +2m +4 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Spiderman +2m +4 / -0
                            {GIF}

asshole +17m +11 / -0
{GIF}

  Marbee +2m +8 / -0
  {IMG}

    asshole +2m +6 / -0
    {GIF}

      Marbee +1m +7 / -0
      {IMG}

        asshole +1m +7 / -0
        {GIF}

          Marbee +57s +8 / -0
          {IMG}

            asshole +1m +8 / -0
            {GIF}

              Marbee +1m +8 / -0
              {IMG}

                asshole +4m +7 / -0
                {GIF}

                  Marbee +2m +

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-06-21T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagvietnam::marseyflagvietnam::marseyflagvietnam: Vietnamese community :marseyflagvietnam::marseyflagvietnam::marseyflagvietnam: takes a stand against :marseytrain: groomer :marseytrain: propaganda :marseytrain: in the latest :marseytrain: drama
URL: N/A
VOTES: +130 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
In the latest :marseytrain: drama, [a Youtube channel made a video](https://www.vice.com/en/article/vgq34a/trans-girls-in-ho-chi-minh-city) talking about trans girls in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. :marseytrain: and :marseytrans2: were quick to jump to defend the video. :marseytrans2: said "I saw it and it was really good and it’s refreshing to see some positive representation of trans girls in a country that’s not the west."
:marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain:
> I saw it and it was really good and it’s refreshing to see some positive representation of trans girls in a country that’s not the west.
> Also, they talked about how the kids in Vietnam don’t know about trans people because they’re not taught about it in school, and the one trans person they interviewed said that she’s never been called a slur for being trans, which is really interesting.
> :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain:
> I have a lot of Vietnamese friends, and they’ve never even heard of the word trans, let alone know anyone who is trans. I’m not surprised by any of this.
> :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain:
> It’s interesting to see how they’re portrayed in Vietnamese culture as a sort of cross-dressing drag queen, but in the west they’re seen as a completely different thing.
> :marseytrain: :marsey

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-12-21T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrad: is tired of being a :marseywall: and wants to be a :marseywife:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes the_west_has_failed_women}
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I've been single for 10 years now. I've been on 20 dates. 4 guys have asked me out. I've gone on 3 dates with one of them. All I want is to be a housewife. I don't want to be a boss or work a job. I just want to be a stay at home mom. I want to have kids and raise them and be a housewife. I want to be a housewife so bad. I want to be a housewife so bad. I want to be a housewife so bad.
> I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36. I'm 36

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-11-16T16Z
HOLE: food
TITLE: Blueberry and lemon cake :marseylickinglips:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +37 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I made this cake for my family's Thanksgiving dinner. I used a lemon pound cake and a blueberry pie filling. I also put a blueberry topping on top. It was a lot of work. I'll make it again.
COMMENTS:
BimothyX2 +1m +12 / -0
>food post
>no bimothy
:marseysad:

  Marbee +1m +10 / -0
  :marseygiveup:

    BimothyX2 +2m +9 / -0
    I'm sorry I'm just a little bit hungry :marseygiveup:

      Marbee +1m +9 / -0
      :marseycheerup:

        BimothyX2 +47s +7 / -0
        :marseyembrace:

          Marbee +39s +7 / -0
          :marseyjump:

            BimothyX2 +1m +8 / -0
            :marseycheers:

              Marbee +1m +6 / -0
              :marseyembrace:

                BimothyX2 +1m +6 / -0
                :marseywave2:

                  Marbee +1m +4 / -0
                  :marseyfluffy:

                    BimothyX2 +41s +4 / -0
                    :marseyfluffylove:

                      Marbee +3m +4 / -0
                      :marseyfluffypat:

                        BimothyX2 +1m +4 / -0
                        :marseyfluffypat:

                          Marbee +1m +4 / -0
                          :marseyfluffy:

                            BimothyX2 +46s +4 / -0
                            :marseyfluffy:

  jesus +1h +3 / -0
  >no faggot
  :#taylaugh:

Wuzizname +43m +9 / -0
:marseywould: that looks so good

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2024-04-04T14Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Soyjak :soyjak: and Chudjak :chudjakdancing: use race and IQ statistics to determine which race is best.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ConchShell +42m +10 / -0
:#marseynerd2:

s_a_n_t_b +1h +6 / -0
It's funny because the charts only list 4 races, so it's like "which of these 4 is best"

  Marbee +2h +2 / -0
  I'm a racial supremacist and I'm white. :marseycool2:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +4 / -0
I love the guy who made this comic

  Marbee +2h +3 / -0
  He's a guy who doesn't like what he sees in the mirror :marseymirror:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseymanlet:

EliteBuckBreaker +5h +1 / -0 [C]
:#marseymanysuchcases:
Trans lives matter

JohnDevereaux +4h +1 / -0
:#marseymocking: 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little' 'little

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-09-04T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain2: calls for the :marseypendulumright: to be defunded :marseytranspearlclutch: in the new season of "Rutherford Falls"
URL: {TWEET: IfItScaresKids}
VOTES: +76 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.pbs.org/rutherfordfalls/episode-6/
The episode is here. :marseyglow2:
https://www.pbs.org/rutherfordfalls/episode-6/
{TWEET: IfItScaresKids}
> The seventh episode of Rutherford Falls is a hard watch. It's a show that's trying to balance the complexities of its characters, but the seventh episode completely tips the scales in favor of the hateful white men. There's no gray area here. Just a bunch of racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, and ableist people being assholes.
> The episode starts with the character of Rutherford's wife being transphobic towards a trans character. It's not a big deal, but it's still a little uncomfortable.
> Then, we have the character of the town's mayor, who is a white supremacist. He's a little bit of a caricature, but it's still a little bit uncomfortable to watch.
> The episode also features a character who is homophobic, and a character who is ableist. It's not a big deal, but it's still a little bit uncomfortable to watch.
> The episode ends with the character of Rutherford's wife being transphobic towards a trans character. It's not a big deal, but it's still a little bit uncomfortable.
> Overall, the seventh episode of Rutherford Falls is a hard watch. It's a show that's trying to balance the complexities of its characters, but the seventh episode completely tips the scales in favor of the hateful white men. There's no gray area here. Just a bunch of racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, and ableist people being assholes.
{TWEET: IfItScaresKids}
> The sixth episode of Rutherford Falls is a hard watch. It's a show that's trying to balance the complexities of its characters, but the sixth episode completely tips the scales in favor of the hateful white men. There's no gray area here. Just

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-12-29T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagalbania: Albania is now a chud country. :marseychud: :marseyflagalbania:
URL: {TWEET: disclosetv}
VOTES: +106 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Albania now bans gay marriage, abortion, and the trans rights.
{REDDIT: r/europe albania_votes_to_ban_lgbt_marriage_abortion_and}
{REDDIT: r/neoliberal albania_votes_to_ban_lgbt_marriage_abortion_and}
{REDDIT: r/worldnews albania_votes_to_ban_lgbt_marriage_abortion_and}
{REDDIT: r/Conservative albania_votes_to_ban_lgbt_marriage_abortion_and}
{REDDIT: r/AskConservatives albania_votes_to_ban_lgbt_marriage_abortion_and}
{REDDIT: r/TrueAnon albania_votes_to_ban_lgbt_marriage_abortion_and}
{REDDIT: r/Conservative albania_votes_to_ban_lgbt_marriage_abortion_and}
COMMENTS:
UncleBen +14m +86 / -0
{IMG}

  Marbee +2m +56 / -0
  :marseyflagalbania: :marseyhomosupremacist:

  Bookers +2h +9 / -0
  this is albanian pride

    BussydoFollower +10h +2 / -0
    Albanian is Albanian, but Albania is Albanianistan

  SaveUsUncleTed +14h +2 / -0
  :#marseyhomofascist:

peepeehands +3m +70 / -0
no more abortions for Albanians :marseysad:

  Marbee +5m +42 / -0
  That's what I think. I didn't read the article. :marseywholesome:

    WeihnachtenSalvador +2m +25 / -0
    The article is not in my native language so I just read the comments.

      Marbee +1m +25 / -

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-03-07T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A.OC asks for donations and the :marseytrain: response is ... not what you think. :marseysaluteusa:
URL: {TWEET: aoc}
VOTES: +157 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
KawaiiFembee +35m +128 / -0
{IMG}
This is why I believe in trans lives matter

  BigBussyHunter +28m +49 / -0
  :marseyxd:
  I love the :marseytrain: who put in a lot of work to make sure everyone knows they are a troon

    aqouta +1h +13 / -0
    You can't get that level of work without the strong motivation of true conviction.

  SaveUsUncleTed +1h +28 / -0
  :#marseybased:

  Downie +1h +21 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

  FormerLurKONG +1h +15 / -0
  This is a gemerald. :marseygem:

  iStillMissEd +6h +6 / -0
  I wish I could see more of this person. I have to assume they're at least 400 pounds and that's just them in a bikini

  Horned_waifus_shill +6h +4 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  lain +6h +3 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  iStillMissEd +6h +3 / -0
  I wish I could see more of this person. I have to assume they're at least 400 pounds and that's just them in a bikini

X +1m +91 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

  GT +1h +34 / -0
  you know this is what gets them off

  BWC +3h +18 / -0
  >AOC
  >Marsey
  {IMG}

    X +3m +13 /

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-04-16T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marseycapymerchant: :marse

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2024-07-15T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: We should start the "I support the vice president" campaign.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseysurejan:
COMMENTS:
Freak-Off +20m +3 / -0
I support the deep state

boogiecat +30m +3 / -0
i support the VP :marseyblowkiss:

  Marbee +1m +4 / -0
  Thank you. I'm glad you see that Trump is unfit to lead. :marseysalutepride:

    boogiecat +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseysalutepride: :#marseylibertyfireworks: lead

      Marbee +5m +3 / -0
      :marseysalutepride: :marseylibertyfireworks: :marseyfemboy: :marseyglow:
      :marseyfemboy: :marseyglow: :marseysalutepride: :marseylibertyfireworks: lead

SpookyFartMan69 +7h +2 / -0
I support Kamala Harris lead lead

  Marbee +3h +2 / -0
  :marseydisagree: :marseyfeminist: :marseydisagree: :marseyfeminist: :marseydisagree: :marseyfeminist: :marseydisagree: :marseyfeminist:

    SpookyFartMan69 +13m +2 / -0
    :marseykneel:

      Marbee +7m +2 / -0
      :marseydisagree: :marseyfeminist: :marseydisagree: :marseyfeminist: :marseydisagree: :marseyfeminist: :marseydisagree: :marseyfeminist: :marseydisagree: :marseyfeminist: :marseydisagree: :marseyfeminist:

        SpookyFartMan69 +1

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-03-25T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How I feel about being married to a woman who was previously a porn star.
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice how_i_feel_about_being_married_to_a_woman_who_was}
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Edit: I am a huge porn addict and have been for years and years and years. I’m not proud of it but I’m not ashamed of it either. I can’t just stop. I’m 33 and I have never had a girlfriend. I’ve been married to my wife for 3 years and I have always been aware of my problem. I’ve been in therapy and have tried everything to stop but I just can’t. I’m just so far gone that I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to.
> I’m also a recovering alcoholic and that’s why I got married. I’m not proud of it either.
> I’ve been on a variety of antidepressants for years and I’ve been on them since I was a teenager. I’m pretty sure I have a chemical imbalance. I don’t know for sure.
> I’m also a former drug addict. I used to do meth and heroin.
> I’m a pretty depressed person and I’ve been depressed since I was a teenager. I’ve always had really low self esteem. I’m not proud of it but I’m not ashamed of it either.
> I’m also a pretty lonely person. I don’t have any friends. I’ve never had any friends. I’ve always been a loner. I’m not proud of it but I’m not ashamed of it either.
> I’ve always been a pretty selfish person. I’ve always been a pretty self-centered person. I’ve always been a pretty self-absorbed person. I’m not proud of it but I’m not ashamed of it either.
> I’ve always been a pretty immature person. I’ve always been a pretty childish person. I’ve always been a pretty immature person. I’m not proud of it but I’m not ashamed of it either.
> I’ve always been a pretty unlikable person. I’ve always been a pretty unlikable person. I’ve always been a pretty unlikable person. I’m not proud of it but I’m not ashamed of it either.
> I’ve always been a pretty

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-02-18T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I tried to give a cat a hug and it bit me. :marseycry:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't know why. It was just a friendly hug. It was a stray cat that was very friendly and close to me. :marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
box +3m +18 / -0
> I don't know why
Because it was a cat

  Marbee +2m +12 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

    box +4m +10 / -0
    :#marseybackstab:

      Marbee +6m +6 / -0
      :#marseydisintegrate:

  garlicdoors +2m +7 / -0
  :#marseyraging:

WootFatigue +3m +15 / -0
You can’t hug cats, retard.

  Marbee +2m +13 / -0
  :#marseyrage:

  box +6m +8 / -0
  :#marseyshy3:

    WootFatigue +3m +6 / -0
    :marseycheerup:

  BigBussyHunter +14m +4 / -0
  Hugs are for dogs and bussy
  :marseydisagree:

DickButtKiss +1m +9 / -0
What did you do to it? Cats can be very territorial

  Marbee +2m +6 / -0
  It was just a friendly hug. :marseyshrug:

    DickButtKiss +2m +11 / -0
    I dont think cats are big on hugs
    I mean the cat was probably friendly but the cat wasnt really yours and you probably didnt have its owner's permission

      Marbee +2m +13 / -0
      I'm going to get a cat. :marseycatgirl:
      I'm going to hug it. :marseyembrace:
      I'm going to post it on rdrama. :marseyexcited:
      I'm going to get bit. :m

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2025-01-20T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrump: :marseyfrozenchosen: :marseyhillary: :marseydarktrump: :marseydarkfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Snowfox_Coarsemeow +5m +9 / -0
Is this like that woman who got him to support abortion rights?

  Marbee +1m +8 / -0
  https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/10/politics/family-values-activist-trump/index.html
  {IMG}ies
  :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould:

    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +5m +7 / -0
    He got the good ones

    GlowieKong +18m +4 / -0
    I knew she was the one for him the moment I saw those 10/10 Abs.
    :#marseybooba:

      Marbee +1m +3 / -0
      :marseybooba: :marseyfrozenchosen: :marseytrump:
      :marseybooba: :marseyhillary: :marseydarktrump:
      :marseybooba: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseydarkfoidretard:

    Haberdasher +4h +3 / -0
    Just one of those faces that looks more attractive in still photos than in motion.ies

GlowieKong +23m +5 / -0
:#marseytrumpgrill: I'll be the one to drop the truth nuke :marseyoppenheimer: and put her in her place :marseywomanmoment2genocide: :marseyhillarygenocide:

  Marbee +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseyhillary: :marseytrump: :#!marseyhillary:
  :#marseyhillarygenocide: :marseydarktrump

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2024-09-25T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoyp

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-08-11T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am a gay man. I am also a feminist. I'm not "one of the good ones". I'm not a "feminist ally". I don't think a woman's experience of the world is different from mine. : r/lesbiangang :marseywomanmoment2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/lesbiangang i_am_a_gay_man_i_am_also_a_feminist_im_not_one_of}
VOTES: +153 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm a gay man who has been in a lot of relationships with women over the years. I'm married to a lesbian and have been in a relationship with women on and off for over 20 years. I have a daughter who was raised by my ex.
> I'm also a feminist. I believe in equality for all people. I believe that men and women have different experiences in the world. I believe that men and women have different experiences in the world.
> I don't think a woman's experience of the world is different from mine. I don't think that women are more vulnerable to violence, abuse, or exploitation than men. I don't think that women are more likely to be victims of sexual assault than men. I don't think that women are more likely to be victims of domestic violence than men.
> I don't think that women are more likely to be victims of rape than men. I don't think that women are more likely to be victims of sexual harassment than men. I don't think that women are more likely to be victims of sexual assault than men. I don't think that women are more likely to be victims of sexual harassment than men.
> I don't think that women are more likely to be victims of sexual assault than men. I don't think that women are more likely to be victims of sexual harassment than men. I don't think that women are more likely to be victims of sexual assault than men.
> I don't think that women are more likely to be victims of sexual harassment than men. I don't think that women are more likely to be victims of sexual assault than men. I don't think that women are more likely to be victims of sexual harassment than men.
> I don't think that women are more likely to be victims of sexual assault than men. I don't think

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2024-05-11T19Z
HOLE: meta
TITLE: :marseysoypoint: SPAL and FrozenChosen :marseyfrozenchosen: are fucking in the apartment :marseysoypoint:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KILL_EVERYONE +1m +8 / -0
i can fix her
:#marseyspal:

  Marbee +1m +6 / -0
  I can't fix her
  :#marseyfrozenchosenchokespal:

    KILL_EVERYONE +4m +6 / -0
    :#marseyshesright:

  Lv999_Slime_God +40m +5 / -0
  I can fix her
  :#marseyfrozenchosenchokespal:

    KILL_EVERYONE +57s +4 / -0
    :#marseythinkorino:

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +36m +4 / -0
  You can’t, she’s already fixed.

    KILL_EVERYONE +4m +4 / -0
    :#marseyconfused2:

      AnnoyinTheGoyim +5m +4 / -0
      :#marseyfrozenchosenchokespal:

        KILL_EVERYONE +3m +3 / -0
        :#marseysweating:

HOTEP +2h +4 / -0
I can fix her
:#marseyfrozenchosenchokespal::

  Marbee +1h +2 / -0
  I was confused for a moment because you didn't use the marsey. :marseyfrozenchosenchokespal:

    HOTEP +2m +3 / -0
    I was about to :marseyshrug::: I'll just leave the marsey out of the next post.

      Marbee +22m +3 / -0
      I've seen people say the marsey is a punishment for your use of "dot ttt".

        HOTEP +2m +3 / -0
        :#marseygiveup

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-09-08T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Schizo rightoids discuss :marseyhitler: :marseyschizowall: :marseyhitler2:
URL: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-future-of-the-far-right-2023-and-beyond.168443/page-12#post-16639263
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I think the biggest threat to the far-right is the threat of going extinct, for the same reason as the far-left. The media, public, and even government are still way more likely to attack them than defend them. Even when they're right, even when they're on the side of the public, they'll still be attacked. The media is not going to defend them even if they have to, they'll just be silent.
> There's no good, well-known, reliable, and trustworthy far-right media. There's no major far-right political party. There's no far-right politician that's willing to stand up and be a leader. It's all very, very weak.
> The far-right is actually right about many things, and the public is starting to become more and more sympathetic to them, but there's no good outlet for it. Even when the far-right is right, they'll be attacked, and the media will be silent. Even when the far-right is right, they'll be attacked, and the public will be silent. Even when the far-right is right, they'll be attacked, and the government will be silent.
> The far-right is actually right about many things, and the public is starting to become more and more sympathetic to them, but there's no good outlet for it. Even when the far-right is right, they'll be attacked, and the media will be silent. Even when the far-right is right, they'll be attacked, and the public will be silent. Even when the far-right is right, they'll be attacked, and the government will be silent.
> The far-right is actually right about many things, and the public is starting to become more and more sympathetic to them, but there's no good outlet for it. Even when the far-right is right, they'll be attacked, and the media will be silent. Even when the far-right is right,

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2024-03-26T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: When you're in a relationship but still need to make sure you're not a pedo :marseycoomer3:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +48 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +26 / -0
me on the left

  Marbee +1m +25 / -0
  :#marseyeggirl:

  Grue +1h +8 / -0
  You’re a pedo :marseysmug2:

Dramamine +25m +18 / -0
Is this how I know I'm not a pedo? I don't think about how I'm not a pedo.
{IMG}

  NotoriousDOC +18m +13 / -0
  >I don't think about how I'm not a pedo
  It's not the same as thinking about how you're not a nazi, you know that, right?

    Dramamine +1m +10 / -0
    I'm a Nazi because I'm a pro-life, pro-family, pro-tradition, pro-judeo-christian, pro-gun, pro-second amendment, pro-constitution, pro-constitutional law, pro-God, pro-freedom, pro-freedom of speech, pro-freedom of press, pro-freedom of assembly, pro-freedom of religion, pro-freedom of thought, pro-freedom of association, pro-freedom of movement, pro-freedom of commerce, pro-freedom of enterprise, pro-freedom of contract, pro-freedom of choice, pro-freedom of expression, pro-freedom of opinion, pro-freedom of belief, pro-freedom of conscience, pro-freedom of association, pro-freedom of movement, pro-freedom of commerce, pro-freedom of enterprise, pro-freedom of contract, pro-freedom of choice, pro-freedom of expression, pro-freedom of opinion, pro-freedom of belief, pro-freedom of conscience, pro-freedom of association, pro-freedom of movement, pro-freedom of commerce, pro-freedom of enterprise, pro

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-10-26T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
!bharatiya !bharatiya !bharatiya !bharatiya !bharatiya !bharatiya !bharatiya !bharatiya !bharatiya !bharatiya :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2024-06-16T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Seattle Times has an article about the :marseytrain: that robbed the Seattle-Tacoma airport :marseypirate2:
URL: https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime-and-courts/after-robbery-at-seattle-tacoma-airport-transgender-man-says-he-identifies-with-brian-laundrie/
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm sure they'll run this article on the local news. :marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +18m +14 / -0
> the suspect is a transgender man named Lashawnda Molee
> Lashawnda Molee
> Molee
:marseynotes:
> The suspect, who has been identified as transgender and goes by the name “Lashawnda,” was arrested on suspicion of second-degree robbery and possession of a firearm during the commission of a crime.
:marseyxd:
> Lashawnda Molee
:marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:
!chuds did you all know about this?

  X +14m +4 / -0
  :#marseytranspearlclutch:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyoperasmug:

  Haberdasher +1h +2 / -0
  I hadn't.

    BigBussyHunter +5m +2 / -0
    You're missing out on the best part. It's a troon named Molee :marseyxd:

  Homoshrexual +1h +2 / -0
  This is what we've been reduced to. :marseydepressed:

  Joe_Manchin +1h +2 / -0
  >the suspect is a transgender man named Lashawnda Molee
  >Lashawnda Molee
  >Molee
  :#marseyxd:

FormerLurKONG +1h +3 / -0
:#marseyitsallsotiresome: me

  Marbee +1m +4 / -

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-11-16T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: BTFO by :marseychingchong:
URL: {TWEET: Dramamine}
VOTES: +119 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +74 / -0
{IMG}

  Marbee +1m +33 / -0
  :marseydeadinside2:

  Patrice +2h +15 / -0
  Is this why he hates incels? :marseyhmm:
  Maybe I get it now

  Quickbeam +2h +12 / -0
  {GIF}

  89wc +2h +11 / -0
  !incels

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +7 / -0
  :#marseydead:

  Unfunnyandundramatic +2h +7 / -0
  We all know what you really want carp

    carpathianflorist +37s +14 / -0
    {IMG}

      Unfunnyandundramatic +1m +8 / -0
      That's what I meant

      BussydoFollower +1h +4 / -0
      Is this the kinda thing you want?

        carpathianflorist +59s +3 / -0
        :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

  Monke +2h +5 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    carpathianflorist +1m +9 / -0
    I think he’s just a serial killer who murdered a woman in the past lol

      Marbee +3h +2 / -0
      :marseyhesright:

      jesus +3h +2 / -0
      > I think
      :#marseysurejan:

Dramamine +23m +38 / -0
:#marseyhesright:
I'm not sure what his exact position is on the :marseytrain: question, but I'm glad to know he is taking a stand against the neo-foids. :#marseysalutearmy:

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2024-04-08T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjapanese: Japanese voice actor :marseygeisha: has a :marseyautism: meltdown :marseyraging: on stream. :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyjak: :soysnoo: :marseysoylentgrin:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +49 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
She's a streamer who has a meltdown over a rule on a game, :marseytrain: trains, :marseyakshually: facts, and :marseysoypoint: soys in the comments.
[YouTuber's video with timestamp]({YOUTUBE})
{YOUTUBE}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +21m +36 / -0
:marseyxd: I love these little jap meltdowns. I'm so glad I have no idea what they're saying

  Marbee +1m +27 / -0
  She's not Japanese. She's a westerner living in Japan. :marseyxd:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +26 / -0
    :marseyemojirofl:

    K9 +27m +11 / -0
    She looks white

      Marbee +32m +14 / -0
      She's from the UK or something. She's a white woman who got a tan. :marseydarkxd:

        K9 +3h +6 / -0
        She’s so ugly I thought she was a pajeet for a second

      SpookyFartMan69 +1h +8 / -0
      I was thinking she looks like some sort of albino

    anime_denier +1h +5 / -0
    She is British.

    sKONGhunt42 +1h +4 / -0
    I knew she was from the UK but I was honestly expecting her to be a full-blooded nip

  SpookyFartMan69 +1h +10 / -0
  I don't know what they're saying but I can tell they're having a breakdown because they're all doing that really weird thing

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2024-05-20T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseygrilling2: The Grillcast Episode 12: :marseygrilling: Grilling, and Grilling in the Workplace :marseygrilling2:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
In this episode, I discuss the importance of grilling, and how it applies to my job. I also discuss the importance of grilling with coworkers, and how it can help build relationships.
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +3m +4 / -0
I'm not even going to listen to this because I'm lazy but I'll upmarsey you for the effort :marseyupvote2:

ManBearFridge +13m +3 / -0
:#marseygrilling2pat:

Patsy +1h +2 / -0
i love this guy :marseyembrace:ention seeking griller

KongsburyDonkboy +2h +1 / -0
I don't get it. What is a grillcast?ention seeking grillerention seeking griller

  Marbee +13m +2 / -0
  It's a podcast for grillers. He talks about his day as a grillmaster and his thoughts on grilling.ention seeking griller

    KongsburyDonkboy +18m +1 / -0
    So like a youtube video? I dont listen to podcasts
    Also what kind of meat do you like to grill? @grillcast

      Marbee +1h +1 / -0
      I listen to podcasts when I'm driving or at work. :marseyautism:
      My favorite cuts are brisket, brisket, brisket, and brisket. :marseygrilling2:ention seeking griller

        KongsburyDonkboy +34m +1 / -0
        Why do you like brisket so much?ention seeking griller

          Marbee +5m +2 / -0
          Its a tough cut but when cooked right, it's very tender and has a good flavor. :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling: :marseygrilling2: :

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2024-03-20T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysmugretard: :marseybrainlet: :marseyretard3: :marseyretard2: :marseyspecial: :marseystroke: :marseybrainletclapping: :marseyawardretard: :marseydunce: :marseyawardretard2: :marseyawardretard3: :marseyretardchad: :marseyawardretard4: :marseyretardcheers: :marseyretardnotes: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretardchad: :marseyretard

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-05-17T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin:
URL: {TWEET: jaybauman01}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
it's just a hat bro

  Marbee +32m +5 / -0
  I need to buy a hat so I can tell you what it is. I need to buy a hat so I can tell you what it is. I need to buy a hat so I can tell you what it is. I need to buy a hat so I can tell you what it is. I need to buy a hat so I can tell you what it is. I need to buy a hat so I can tell you what it is. I need to buy a hat so I can tell you what it is. I need to buy a hat so I can tell you what it is. I need to buy a hat so I can tell you what it is. I need to buy a hat so I can tell you what it is. I need to buy a hat so I can tell you what it is. I need to buy a hat so I can tell you what it is. I need to buy a hat so I can tell you what it is. I need to buy a hat so I can tell you what it is. I need to buy a hat so I can tell you what it is. I need to buy a hat so I can tell you what it is. I need to buy a hat so I can tell you what it is. I need to buy a hat so I can tell you what it is. I need to buy a hat so I can tell you what it is. I need to buy a hat so I can tell you what it is. I need to buy a hat so I can tell you what it is. I need to buy a hat so I can

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2024-05-02T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhibernian: :marseyflagireland: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :marseyira: :m

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-03-16T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: As the day of the rake draws near, :marseyrake: :marseymaid: :marseymaid3: :marseycanadian: :marseyeh: :marseyeh::marseyeh:, Canada is realizing it has a problem. :marseyflagcanada:
URL: {REDDIT: r/canada as_the_day_of_the_rake_draws_near_canada_is}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The day of the rake has finally come.
COMMENTS:
forearmfondler55 +38m +13 / -0
> I've seen people who have spent their entire adult lives in the US. They have lived in the US for decades and are in the US when they die. They are Canadian and should be counted as Canadians.
> The only way to get around this is to stop counting people who are in the US when they die. They have to be in Canada when they die.
:#marseyshutitdown:
> I am a leaf, I've lived in the US for 30 years. I plan on living in the US until I die. I'm not an American, I don't intend to become an American and I've never been a US citizen. I'm not a US resident. I've never applied for a US visa and have never been denied a US visa.
> So, by my understanding of the law, I am a Canadian. I am not a US citizen. I've never been a US citizen.
> If I die in the US, I am a Canadian who died in the US. I am not an American who died in the US.
> This is the only thing that makes sense to me. I am a Canadian, I've never been a US citizen. My death in the US should be counted as a Canadian death. If I die in Canada, I am a Canadian who died in Canada. It should be counted as a Canadian death.
> It is impossible for me to be counted as an American death. I've never been a US citizen. I've never been a US resident. I've never been a US citizen. I've never been a US resident. I've never been a US citizen. I've never been a US resident. I've never

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-08-25T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain:

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2024-09-09T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Aevann has the biggest dick in Egypt
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +71 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://rdrama.net/h/changelog/post/297880/changelog-megathread-marseynotes/7016927#context
COMMENTS:
X +4m +33 / -0
{IMG} :#marseyxdorbit:

  Patsy +2m +16 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

  BigBlackCockatiel +30m +12 / -0
  :#marseyxd: one of the best ones

    X +3m +15 / -0
    @DWHITE___________DYNAMITE's :marseyxd:
    {IMG}

      BigBlackCockatiel +1m +11 / -0
      @DWHITE___________DYNAMITE
      :#marseykingcrown:

      DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +14m +10 / -0
      I can't believe @Aevann hasn't taken advantage of the fact we are essentially the same person and just let me use his account to ping people for him
      :#marseyindignant:
      It would be much more dramatic that way

      DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +7 / -0
      @gigachad_brony :#marseyschizowall: :#marseyxd:
      {IMG}

        gigachad_brony +2h +5 / -0
        :marseyxd:
        This is my favorite one.

      DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +6 / -0
      @aevann :#marseyxd:
      {IMG}

        Aevann +5h +4 / -0
        :#marseyxd:

      DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +5 / -0
      @lankyhands :#marseyxd:
      {IMG}

      DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +5 / -0
      @rubby :#marseyxd:
      {IMG

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-12-16T15Z
HOLE: food
TITLE: :marseylickinglips: Baked Chicken with Cheese :marseylickinglips:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +14 / -0
:#marseygoatse:

  Marbee +1m +11 / -0
  :marseysweating:

ACA +19m +9 / -0
I love cheese so much it's unreal

Redactor0 +1h +8 / -0
Looks good but I think I'd prefer more vegetables.

  Marbee +1h +5 / -0
  I'll have to try it with broccoli and cauliflower.

    Redactor0 +1h +4 / -0
    It's hard to find cauliflower in Korea. I'm not sure why.

      Marbee +1h +3 / -0
      Is it because of the climate or something else?

        Redactor0 +5m +3 / -0
        I dunno. I know a lot of people say that the climate is too hot, but it doesn't make sense to me because the Koreans grow plenty of vegetables. Maybe it's not profitable for them to grow it? But I'm not an expert in that stuff.

          Marbee +1h +3 / -0
          Is it a cultural thing? I was thinking maybe it's a part of the kimchi they make but not the main part.

            Redactor0 +18m +3 / -0
            > Is it a cultural thing?
            Yeah, we don't have a culture of eating it. It's not a part of kimchi.

              Marbee +3m +3 / -0
              Is it common to eat it in Japan? I thought it was more of a western food.

                Redactor0 +2m +3 / -0
                I don't think it's common in Japan. But it's not uncommon.

                  Marbee +2m +3 / -0
                  I feel like it would be more common in Japan than Korea since they eat lots of the other vegetables. I guess I'm thinking too much about it.

                    Redactor0 +4m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2024-03-14T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "The future of the internet is decentralized." - Mark Zuckerberg
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A :marseycheerup:

Patsy +1m +2 / -0
:#marseyschizowall:yy :#marseyschizowall:y

  Marbee +3m +2 / -0
  :#marseyglow2:y :#marseyglow2:cottyy :#marseyglow2:cottyy :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty

    Patsy +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty

      Marbee +4m +2 / -0
      :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty

        Patsy +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty :#marseyglow2:cotty :#m

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2024-05-15T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblackcock: :marseypenny: :marseyblackcock:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BWC +18m +11 / -0
{IMG} !soyteens !gamers

  Ladytroon +10m +11 / -0
  > :#marseyfoidretard: hi I’m Penny
  > :#!soyjakwow: omg you’re so hot and black
  > :#marseytrad: hi I’m Penny
  > :#!soyjak: omg you’re so hot and white

  SonAmyShippingCompany +25m +6 / -0
  !whites !latinx !asians !bipocs !neolibs !nonchuds !grillers !jidf !thotpatrollers !fellas !coomers !zoomers
  {IMG}

    BWC +3h +3 / -0
    !soyteens soyjak meme now

  BrasilIguana +47m +3 / -0
  > :marseyfoidretard: Hi I'm Penny
  > :marseysoyjak: Omw to suck the black cock
  > :marseytrad: Hi I'm Penny
  > :marseysoylentgrin: I'm going to suck the black cock
  :#marseyhesright:

  ACA +51m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

  WayOut +2h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

Lappland +3m +5 / -0
I love black people.

  BWC +16m +4 / -0
  #factcheck

    Lappland +3m +2 / -0
    Nigga you don't even like black people.

      BWC +3m +3 / -0
      >Nigga you don't even like black people.
      :#marseyagreewarpspeed: :#marseyagreewarpspeed: :#marseyagreewarpspeed: :#

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2024-04-09T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marse

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2024-10-12T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "It's a good thing to be alive." :marseytransflag2: :marseytrans2:
URL: {TWEET: PragerU}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +10m +12 / -0
!transphobes :marseyxd: it's a good thing to be alive? :marseyconfused2:

  BigBussyHunter +43s +6 / -0
  :#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseyhammersnoo:

  Grue +1h +3 / -0 [C]
  I mean, it is
  I stand with israel

    X +4m +3 / -0
    :#marseytransattentionseeker:

      Grue +2m +3 / -0 [C]
      I’m not even a tranny
      I stand with israel

        X +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseytransattentionseeker:

          Grue +1m +3 / -0 [C]
          :marseyembrace:
          I stand with israel

    Grue +1m +2 / -0 [C]
    !cuteandvalid they’re just jealous :marseyembrace:
    I stand with israel

peepeehands +3m +11 / -0
the funniest part is that the study was conducted in the UK so every person they surveyed was already alive

BigBussyHunter +2m +8 / -0
:#marseytransmerchanttalking:

  peepeehands +2m +7 / -0
  :#marseyeggirltalking:

    BigBussyHunter +4m +5 / -0
    :#marseytrans2talking:

      peepeehands +54s +5 / -0
      :#marseytransflag2talking:

        BigBussyHunter +4m +4 / -0
        :#marseytransattentionseekertalking:

Dramamine +2h +3 / -0
It's a good thing to be alive, but

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-11-12T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymalding: :marseyvaxmaxx: :marseyautism: :marseyjapanese: :marseysoyrope: :marseygunshotsuicide: :marseytrans2: :marseyitsover:
URL: {TWEET: jessicauyama}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: jessicauyama}
{TWEET: jessicauyama}
{TWEET: jessicauyama}
{TWEET: jessicauyama}
{TWEET: jessicauyama}
COMMENTS:
arsey +2m +17 / -0
I liked her show, but I'm glad she's dead and won't have to deal with the constant stream of idiots on Twitter.

  Marbee +1m +12 / -0
  I thought she was one of the ones that were annoying and shit on the show.

    arsey +2m +9 / -0
    oh yeah she was annoying. I think she was the one that was always saying "get off my fucking lawn" and talking about how the other ones were so annoying.

      Marbee +2m +9 / -0
      > "get off my fucking lawn"
      That was "that girl" not Jessica. She was the one with the "that girl" shirt.

        arsey +2m +7 / -0
        oh yeah right that's the one. lol She was the annoying one but I can't remember her name.

  Morpheuswipe +1h +3 / -0
  She's the one that's been complaining about the show for the past decade

  ThePhantomBussy +14h +1 / -0
  I'm happy she's dead because she was an insufferable bitch who was clearly less funny than the other two.

X +1h +10 / -0
> died from a fentanyl overdose
:#marseypikachu2:

  Marbee +16m +10 / -0
  She also had a mental breakdown and was in a psych ward a couple years ago.
  {IMG}
  She was also a

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2024-03-20T03Z
HOLE: food
TITLE: I found the most expensive sardines :marseysrdine: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseychingchongsupremacy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +61 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.costco.com/true-north-foods-salmon-sardine-1-lb.100524771.html
{IMG}
:#marseyjewoftheorient:
COMMENTS:
Transformers +1m +58 / -0
:#marseyjewoftheorient:

  Lv999_Slime_God +10h +2 / -0
  :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient:
  :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient:
  :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient:

X +24m +29 / -0
:#marseyjewoftheorientglow:

  Marbee +1m +13 / -0
  :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient:

    X +1m +11 / -0
    :#marseyjewoftheorientglow:

      Marbee +2m +10 / -0
      :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient:

        X +1m +9 / -0
        :#marseyjewoftheorientglow:

          Marbee +42m +5 / -0
          :marseyjewofthe

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-11-06T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is this the future of rdrama?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Miserere_Mei_Deus +18m +2 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseygoodnight:ies
I can't imagine being a foid and not having at least one partner who actually liked you enough to put up with your nonsense. I had a few women who I liked and liked me. None of them were willing to put up with my autistic shit for long.iesies
:#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseygoodnight:ies

  Marbee +3m +2 / -0
  Why don't you go to church? :marseyshapiro:

    Miserere_Mei_Deus +3m +2 / -0
    I do go to church but I'm not a foid. I have to be practical and realistic. You don't marry a man because you like him, you marry him because he's good for your kids and can provide for you. :marseyshrug:

      Marbee +13m +2 / -0
      I mean, you can get married and stay married if you have kids. You're just not married to your partner in the way you might want to be married.

        Miserere_Mei_Deus +4m +2 / -0
        Yeah I'm not looking to get married right now, I'm waiting for the right person. And that's not a woman I can marry. I don't want to get married to a foid I don't like for the sake of having a family with her.
        There's no rush. I'm 40. I'm not worried about being old and alone. I'm not looking to settle for a foid I don't like. I'm not looking for a foid who will tolerate my autism. :marseysad:

          Marbee +5m +2 / -0
          Why not? :marseyshapiro:

            Miserere_Mei_Deus +12m +2 / -0
            Because I'm not a foid. I don't need to settle.

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AUTHOR: Marbee
DATE: 2023-06-17T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Daily reminder to all women: :marseykneel:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{YOUTUBE}
COMMENTS:
X +3m +15 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseywomanmoment2: :#marseyextinction:

  Dramacel +1h +7 / -0
  >black
  >woman
  >hates her husband
  >this is the fault of other women
  :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseyextinction:

  Marbee +5m +5 / -0
  She's a nigger so she's not even the same species as the rest of us. :marseyindignant:

  Penny +1h +4 / -0
  she mad he gave her the ick :na:

  MarseylnBoots +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}
  :#marseywould:

    X +5m +2 / -0
    :#marseywouldnt:

      MarseylnBoots +12m +2 / -0
      I just want to see what it's like to fuck a real gussy for once, not a cis scrote :marseytrans2: with a micropeen :marseydisagree:

        X +2m +1 / -0
        :#marseydisgust:

  HokubsWorkshoper +3h +2 / -0
  > my husband
  :#marseyconfused:

    X +4m +1 / -0
    :#marseytrans:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +2 / -0
  This is the most white woman thing I've ever seen

antiracist_tulpa +2m +6 / -0
i love women :marseyhearts:

  Marbee +6m +6 / -0
  :marseytrad: :!marseydisagree:
  :marseykween: :!marseyagreefast:s

    Penny +1h +5 / -0
    i upvote u

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2023-08-29T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysmug2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +159 / -5
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyrapscallion:
COMMENTS:
X +1m +101 / -1
{IMG}
lmao

  ACA +1h +35 / -1
  {IMG}

  Tomfoolery +1h +18 / -1
  :marseyxd:

  TariqNasheed +1h +11 / -1
  :marseyemojirofl:

  SaveUsUncleTed +1h +9 / -1
  :#marseyxd:

  jesus +14h +2 / -0
  :#marseyemojirofl:

antiracist_tulpa +1m +66 / -1
>is a carp alt
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  BimothyX1 +10m +21 / -1
  I'm bimothy hello :marseywave2:

    retard +4m +17 / -1
    Hi bimothy

    Stranger +1h +13 / -1
    :marseywave2pat:

    WeThreeKweens +1h +9 / -1
    Hi :marseywave2:

  smolchickentenders +5m +15 / -1
  Hi carp alt :marseywave2:

    jackie +1h +8 / -1
    Hecko carp alt :marseywave2:

      smolchickentenders +21m +6 / -1
      :marseywave2:

    antiracist_tulpa +1h +5 / -1
    :marseywave2:

  box +1h +7 / -1
  can't see this carp alt :marseyblind:

Sylveon +1h +43 / -1
{IMG} What the fuck is this? I'm looking at the wrong page, aren't I?

  jesus +13h +2 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

Transformers +1m +28

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-01-28T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In the wake of the Furry Pride Month, furries start to notice something peculiar about the donation totals
URL: {REDDIT: r/furry_irl furry_irl}
VOTES: +175 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The same person who is requesting money for a fursona also has a hat that says "I love to eat children" and a cape with "POTUS" on it.
> {IMG}
> {IMG}
> {IMG}
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +4m +131 / -0
>It's like a bunch of people paid a bunch of money to get a little furry hat with a pixelated picture of a cartoon cat on it and nothing else.
:marseyagree:

  JonathanStench +1h +40 / -0
  :marseyfry:

  KONY_2032 +1h +27 / -0
  I would have given them a lot more than $30 for a hat like that

    Aisha +1h +13 / -0
    I’d give them $500 for a hat like that.

      KONY_2032 +40m +15 / -0
      :marseyshiftyeyes:
      :marseyworried:

      SpaceMilk +1h +9 / -0
      And a matching cape!

  Hoss +2h +20 / -0
  The best part is they paid it all to a tranny.

    TariqNasheed +48m +16 / -0
    The only thing that’s better than paying $30 to get a shitty cap with a pixelated marsey is paying $30 to get a shitty cap with a pixelated marsey and supporting a train.

  boogiecat +1h +16 / -0
  :marseymerchant:

X +4m +101 / -0
:#marseyoctopus2:
{IMG}

  Thirtythirst4sissies +1m +59 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:
  The rare Marsey!

    IslamWasRightAboutWomen +57s +4

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2021-07-22T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/antiwork user comes out as a furry, coomers flock to the comments
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork a_friend_told_me_i_should_go_on_this_subreddit}
VOTES: +58 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Bussy_blaster_master +18m +48 / -0
This is what happens when you let furries out of their cages.

  Dramamine +4m +28 / -0
  @Dramamine is a firm believer in the "put all furries in a woodchipper" policy

    Bussy_blaster_master +59s +21 / -0
    I'm also a firm believer in the "woodchipper" policy, but for furries, not for the wood.

      Dramamine +1m +27 / -0
      both are valid. I prefer my woodchippers to be wood free

        Bussy_blaster_master +48s +14 / -0
        Woodchippers are for wood, furries are for the woodchipper.

          Dramamine +1m +20 / -0
          {IMG}

            Bussy_blaster_master +48s +12 / -0
            {IMG}

              Dramamine +1m +20 / -0
              {IMG}

                Bussy_blaster_master +1m +10 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Dramamine +1m +6 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Bussy_blaster_master +1m +7 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Dramamine +1m +7 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Bussy_blaster_master +1m +7 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Dramamine +1m +5 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Bussy_blaster_master +1m +7 / -0
                            {IMG}

                            collectijism +3h +4 / -0
                            {GIF}

                          cutekongenthusiast +2h +5 / -0
                          :marseywoodchipper:

                        collectijism +3h +2 / -0
                        {GIF}

            Sylveon +

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-07-21T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Effortpost] Twitter is having a meltdown over some random furry porn artist getting cancelled by a self-described "degenerate" for drawing furry porn. :marseywholesome:
URL: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/skullbutter-sydney-sydney-shanley-shanley-sydney-sydney-shanley-shanley.125101/post-12683040
VOTES: +133 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
For context, this is a thread about a furry porn artist named [Skullbutter](https://x.com/skullbutter) who apparently draws some really NSFW furry porn. That's basically all you need to know about her, but she recently got caught up in some controversy when another furry artist by the name of [Princess Stellar](https://x.com/PrincessStellar) posted this tweet, accusing her of being a "degenerate" furry who likes to goon to underage characters in her fursona's universe.
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For context, the character she's talking about is a 14 year old girl, but she's also a [minor in the series](https://www.furaffinity.net/view/24573330/). This isn't exactly the worst thing that's ever been accused of, but it's definitely not the first time someone has been accused of being a furry pedo for drawing underage characters in their fetish. Nevertheless, Twitter has taken this one to heart and is now absolutely seething about it.
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## Drama Highlights
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> [This is a real thing. I’ve been in contact with her and she does, in fact, make fursona porn of underage characters. She makes the characters look like they are having sex and she makes the characters look like they are having sex with animals. She has a twitter account dedicated to making these kinds of images. And she has a discord server dedicated to sharing these kinds of images with other furries.]({TWEET: PrincessStellar})
{IMG}
> [She does not make them look like they are having sex, she makes them look like they are fucking animals. This is a very clear distinction. She makes them look like they are having sex with animals,

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2021-12-20T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Carpsey] I am a Carp
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +104 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Wuzizname +1m +18 / -0
Very good, well done.
:marseyclapping:

  Marco +49s +11 / -0
  Thanks! :marseythumbsup:

Sylveon +1h +11 / -0
I hate to break it to you but that's not a carp, it's a fish :marseyconfused:

  Marco +52m +9 / -0
  That's what Carp said when I asked him to confirm :marseyshapiro:

    Sylveon +1m +8 / -0
    You should ask @snallygaster for a second opinion.

      Marco +25m +8 / -0
      I don't want to ask the fish again, but I'll ping her if I get bored of her :marseyblowkiss:

        Sylveon +1h +9 / -0
        You should also ask @frozenchosen for a third opinion, she's a biologist after all.
        {IMG}

          FrozenChosen +53m +9 / -0
          That’s a fish, not a carp. Carp is a type of fish, like how a poodle is a type of dog. This is a fish, not a poodle.

            Sylveon +19m +9 / -0
            I was actually hoping to find a way to "debunk" your "expertise" with that one. Didn't expect you to outsmart me like that. :marseyfacepalm:
            But I'm still curious, do you consider a fish a type of animal?
            :#marseyplaying:

              FrozenChosen +1m +6 / -0
              Yes, a fish is a type of animal. But not all animals are fish. A fish is a cold-blooded vertebrate that lives in water and breathes with gills. A poodle is a dog that is bred to look like a fancy dog. A poodle is not a fish. A poodle is not a cold-blooded verte

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2023-10-29T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +157 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is it. This is the moment.
:#marseywereback:
COMMENTS:
IlIIlIlIlIlIl +2m +68 / -0
{IMG}

  zombiecel +1h +22 / -0
  :#marseytransrentfree:

  |V|askerade +15h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

FormerLurKONG +12m +62 / -0
:#marseysleep:
:#marseyfemboyrentfree:

  Marco +4m +24 / -0
  :#marseytransrentfree:

    FormerLurKONG +2m +18 / -0
    :#marseyindignant:

      UraniumDonGER +9h +6 / -0
      :#marseytransrentfree:

        UraniumDonGER +12s +4 / -0
        :#marseysoypointgold:

Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +52 / -0
:#marseyfsjal: HES COMING HOME

  Patrice +1h +24 / -0
  {IMG}

    JohnDevereaux +2h +12 / -0
    {IMG}

    Patrice +13s +11 / -0
    {IMG}

      Patrice +14s +10 / -0
      {IMG}

        Patrice +24s +10 / -0
        {IMG}

          Patrice +17s +9 / -0
          {IMG}

            Patrice +17s +8 / -0
            {IMG}

              Patrice +13s +8 / -0
              {IMG}

                Patrice

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-02-24T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Developing] :marseytrain: vs :marseyfurry: battle royale
URL: {TWEET: CovfefeAnon}
VOTES: +80 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Looks like some twitter e-celeb is trying to stir shit by accusing a furry of being a groomer. I'm not sure if the furry is actually a groomer or not, but it's a funny premise to kick off a :marseytrain: vs :marseyfurry: race war. :marseyexcited:
COMMENTS:
Maximus +2m +51 / -0
{IMG}

  Fat_Cock_Brock +1h +13 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

  SaveUsUncleTed +5h +11 / -0
  :#marseyfurry: :#!marseytrans:

BigBussyHunter +11m +43 / -0
>Train and furry. What a fascinating combination.
:marseyeyeroll: :marseyeyeroll: :marseyeyeroll: :marseyeyeroll:
:#marseyhammersnoo:
:marseybrainlet: :marseybrainlet: :marseybrainlet: :marseybrainlet:

  Marco +1m +25 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  ironicshitposter +5h +6 / -0
  Yeah but can you imagine the smell

    BigBussyHunter +1m +6 / -0
    :marseygas:
    :marseysniff:

SeetheFarmer +45m +35 / -0
>I'm not sure if the furry is actually a groomer or not,
It's furry Twitter, so yes.

  SaveUsUncleTed +4h +11 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

Dramacel +47m +26 / -0
>Train and furry. What a fascinating combination.
:#marseyseethe: :#marseylaugh:

Lycanroc +1h +21 / -0
I’m gonna be honest I don’t even know who’s

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2023-02-11T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Hey, remember that zombified furry who wandered into the discord and got banned for spamming? Yeah, he's now harassing people with a burner account on Twitter. :marseysmug:
URL: {TWEET: Marco}
VOTES: +150 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Just a reminder that you should never share any identifying information with rDrama users, even in good faith. No matter how much you think you can trust someone, they could be a furry or a furry-adjacent person, and that's not something you want to risk. :marseyfurry:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +11m +133 / -0
> I'm a well known trans person, and I've been banned from multiple platforms for my trans and furry activism.
:#marseyxdoubt:

  Marco +1m +72 / -0
  He's been banned from discord, which is literally all he's ever been on. And it's not like he was ever even notable to begin with.

    Holly_Jolly_Kong +2m +77 / -0
    >He's been banned from discord, which is literally all he's ever been on.
    Thank God for that. Discord is so fucking gay and cringe. I can't imagine using it for anything but server raids. I still can't believe people pay for that shit.

      Grue +11m +42 / -0
      Discord is a great platform for raiding servers! It has voice chat, file sharing, and the best of all, the ability to report people to the police for having a heckin problematic username!

        Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +28 / -0
        >the best of all, the ability to report people to the police for having a heckin problematic username!
        I will never be able to take this platform seriously after that. Discord users are the worst users on the internet.

          Grue +1m +15 / -0
          They’re the worst, but they’re funny. I like to think they’re here among us.

            Holly_Jolly_Kong +2m +13 / -0
            >They’re the worst, but they’re funny
            I'd rather have a bunch

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2021-10-13T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Twitter autists seethe as a well-respected and esteemed Twitter artist gets cancelled for being a heckin' chud :marseypearlclutch:
URL: {TWEET: soraia_art}
VOTES: +92 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Apparently the artist in question drew this piece a couple of years ago, and a certain brave and stunning Twitter user just [discovered it today]({TWEET: soraia_art}):
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This has led to the artist receiving a healthy amount of harassment and threats of death and rape, with Twitter users going as far as to even make a [petition to remove them from Twitter]({TWEET: wilypiedaddy}):
{IMG}
Some of the particularly notable reactions include:
> [Soraia - How do you feel about the fact that many people are being harassed and have had their lives ruined for being in love with the same gender?]({TWEET: Simnose})
---
> [I'm not surprised at all. If you had the chance to make your "beloved" art and you chose to draw a hateful caricature of someone with no empathy and no care for the feelings of others, you're not a real artist.]({TWEET: the_rose_420})
---
> [I love how you're being called "problematic" and "dangerous" for just drawing a picture. Not a lot of people see how far gone Twitter is.]({TWEET: the_rose_420})
---
> [You are a fucking disgrace and I hope you realize that this is not a joke. You are an idiot. You are a monster. You are the reason we have homophobia. You are the reason we have transphobia. You are the reason we have bigotry. You are the reason we have hate.]({TWEET: the_rose_420})
---
> [You are a fucking idiot and I hope you realize that this is not a joke. You are an idiot. You are a monster. You are the reason we have homophobia. You are the reason we have transphobia. You are the reason we have bigotry. You are the reason we have hate.]({TWEET: the_rose_420})
---
> [This is not

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-01-04T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Effortpost] The Dramatard's Guide to Furries
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +199 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've had to deal with a ton of furries in the past few years, and I'm hoping to help you guys avoid as much of the bullshit as possible. This is an effortpost to help you understand the culture, so you can better avoid, bully and make fun of them. If you have any questions about furries or furfags in general, feel free to ask them in the comments.
### What is a Furry?
A furry is an adult human who identifies as an anthropomorphic animal or other fantasy creature. A furry may or may not be able to shift into their animal form, but that's a whole other subject. These people are overwhelmingly degenerate and into the most weird kink shit you can think of. They also tend to be extremely ugly, since they're more likely to be bullied as children and are less likely to have the funds or self-respect to fix it. Most of them are also degenerates, and they tend to have a fetish for just about anything. They're also all pedos.
### Why do they exist?
I don't know. I'm not a furry myself, and I've always found their entire lifestyle to be a bit weird, but I can at least understand why someone would want to dress up in a costume and go to a furry convention. That's the extent of it. Anything further than that is just degeneracy.
### Are they all degenerates?
Yes. Furries are known for their sexual degeneracy and weird fetishes, and it's important to note that this isn't a small minority of them. It's pretty much a universal trait in this community, and they're usually the first to try and normalize weird shit like child sexualization and zoophilia.
### Are they all pedos?
Yes. The vast majority of furries are into kids, and most of them are actual pedophiles. Even the ones who aren't into kids tend to dress up like them and talk about wanting to have sex with children. I don't have any proof, but I've always suspected that the furry fandom is where a lot of groomers get their start in the first place.
### Are they all weirdos?
Yes

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2023-06-08T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Zoomer :marseyzoomer: poltard :chudsey: tries to start a race war on TikTok, fails miserably and gets mocked by the other zoomers :marseybrainletclapping:
URL: {TWEET: FeralJokes}
VOTES: +123 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm too lazy to copy the entire thread here but basically this guy keeps reposting the same video of a basketball getting knocked over by a white kid and shitting himself while crying about it, and he's gotten replies from a whole bunch of other zoomers saying that he's being a retard and getting upset over nothing, and calling him a loser and a cuck and other such things. He's also been getting a lot of reports on his account which is funny because it seems like he's been trying to bait people into reporting his account to get it banned for a while now.
:#marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
Losercel +4m +74 / -0
> He's also been getting a lot of reports on his account which is funny because it seems like he's been trying to bait people into reporting his account to get it banned for a while now.
:#marseyxd:
This is some true :marseychad: shit

  coned +1h +47 / -0
  it's the only way to get a tiktok banned. there's no way to get them banned for just being a chud. it has to be reported by people who don't like you.

    Losercel +14m +21 / -0
    I think he is trying to get it banned by himself.

      coned +1m +26 / -0
      that's what i said!

        Losercel +2m +14 / -0
        :#marseydeception:

          coned +1h +11 / -0
          it's called *a joke* :talk2hand:

      collectijism +1h +15 / -0
      {IMG}
      Trans lives matter

        Losercel +2m +13 / -0
        I don't know why but I love this

          collectijism +26m +12

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-03-05T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Schizo furry artist uses a 30 year old account to post his twisted fantasy about being groomed by a pack of wolves. r/wholesomebussies discusses.
URL: {REDDIT: r/wholesomebussy hells_yes}
VOTES: +78 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not gonna bother to describe the art here, you can check it out for yourself if you're desperate to see what a zoomer furry actually looks like.
COMMENTS:
X +3m +50 / -0
> You know, you could have made a post about that, but you choose to post in the wholesomebussy sub, why? You could have said that you are a grown up and you want to be groomed, but you choose to post in the wholesomebussy sub, why?
> And you could have said that you were a wolf and you were the one who was grooming the child, but you choose to post in the wholesomebussy sub, why?
> You could have said that you were a wolf and you were the one who was grooming the child, but you choose to post in the wholesomebussy sub, why?
:#marseyderp:

  Marco +2m +37 / -0
  God I wish we had a :marseybreadcrumbing: emoji

    X +3m +23 / -0
    :#marseybreadcrumbing:

      Marco +1m +14 / -0
      :marseylove:

    Hoss +35m +11 / -0
    :#marseybreadcrumbing:
    https://rdrama.net/post/49396/marseybreadcrumbing
    @chiobu

      Marco +2m +6 / -0
      {GIF}

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +14 / -0
  That's not very nice of you to make fun of that poor man's sexuality like that

    X +2m +13 / -0
    :#marseyderp:

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +1h +3 / -0
  This is why we need a 1984 award

    Solaire_Of_Austria +2

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-05-11T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfurry: Furries of all ages and genders are on the warpath as a grooming subreddit gets banned :marseyban:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits r2xchromosomes_banned}
VOTES: +96 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +3m +59 / -0
:#marseygroomer2:
{IMG}

  Marco +1m +44 / -0
  I'd report him for the abuse of the "grooming" term but he's not doing it in bad faith, so no point :marseyshrug:

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +12m +37 / -0
  {IMG}

  ChungusEnjoyer +1h +25 / -0
  r/2xchromosomes is not banned
  It has been taken over by the moid menace

  UnpackThisSweaty +5h +4 / -0
  The fact that they can't articulate what they're mad about, and instead just throw out buzzwords is telling.

BigBussyHunter +4m +43 / -0
>That's a lot of "grooming" talk
:marseyxd:

  ChungusEnjoyer +1h +22 / -0
  This is what happens when you create a slur for everyone who does not follow your ideology.

    BigBussyHunter +5m +18 / -0
    I wonder if they will start calling people they disagree with "chuds" and "nazis" next

      ChungusEnjoyer +2m +15 / -0
      :#marseyagree:

        BigBussyHunter +30m +8 / -0
        :marseysoypoint:
        Golden chud Marsey! Look at him go!

      comics_for_trans_rights +5h +4 / -0
      :#chadyes:

  JohnDevereaux +1h +7 / -0
  :#marseytrain: :#marseyextinction:

Klenn_and_Back_Again +8m +34 / -0
Censorship is when you ban

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-10-24T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Some random KiwiFarms poster's :marseykiwi: entire online life is ruined by being doxxed and stalked by a :marseytrain:, including the loss of his job. Kiwicels rush to defend their transphobic chudbuds, causing a hilarious slapfight.
URL: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mattias-sjoholm-anders-sjoholm-norwegian-sjoholm-97.104328
VOTES: +153 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not going to link everything here because the thread is still going and it's way too long. Here's the gist:
A :marseytrain: on /r/actuallesbians makes a post complaining about how she's been doxxed and stalked by a kiwifarms poster because she posted a screenshot of his comment, along with a screenshot of his doxxed info in the post. This is probably a false flag, but whatever.
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This causes a huge sneedstorm on the Farms, since most users are naturally transphobic and this gives them an excuse to defend their chudbuds. Naturally, this causes a huge slapfight, with the trannies and kiwicels duking it out over who is more of a :marseywrongthonk:.
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COMMENTS:
SmallNips +4m +106 / -0
> {IMG}
:#marseykingcrown:

  Marco +2m +47 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

  BrokeBackBuck +27m +38 / -0
  I was wondering why I felt the need to write "trans rights" on my dox

    SmallNips +7m +35 / -0
    Always a good idea to let the trans community know that you're one of their own

  BWC +1h +23 / -0
  https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2023-05-06T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhappening: Aevann has officially been doxxed :marseyhappening:
URL: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aevann3-aevann-osama-bin-laden-capybara.160778
VOTES: +139 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Some dramatard has been uploading his dox to KF. Please come laugh at his thread.
COMMENTS:
Marco +29m +67 / -0
Lmao the dox poster is the same person who's been uploading a bunch of furry porn to the site
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  KinoBushido +34m +27 / -0
  @3

    jesus +3m +30 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +24 / -0
  >it’s a :marseytrain:
  I mean, :marseymanysuchcases:
  Trans lives matter.

    Marco +1m +17 / -0
    This is the most femboyish troon I've ever seen

      jesus +2h +6 / -0
      She's a scrote who trooned out and is a raging alcoholic
      :#marseymanysuchcases:

        Marco +4m +6 / -0
        > She's a scrote
        No, this is a :marseytrain2: confirmed

          jesus +12m +8 / -0
          I'm right you're wrong
          :#marseyshapiro:
          {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
          https://rdrama.net/post/168312/marseyhappening-aevann-has-officially-been/4096695#context
          https://rdrama.net/post/168312/marseyhappening-aevann-has-officially-been/4096677#context

            Marco +22m +6 / -0
            The dox poster is not Aevann, retard

              jesus +1

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2021-09-20T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Furry Gamers React With Unbridled Anger Over a Comfy Marsey
URL: {TWEET: LaceyLabs}
VOTES: +58 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
What a nice little Marsey!
:marseywave:
COMMENTS:
BrokeBackBuck +2m +44 / -0
{IMG}
What the fuck is wrong with furry artists

  Marco +5m +39 / -0
  The lack of a father figure in their lives.

    Wizdumb1776 +21m +19 / -0
    Hey now Marco you know the truth. They were molested by their uncle, not their dad.

      Marco +2m +18 / -0
      I still blame the father for not being around.

        Wizdumb1776 +2m +16 / -0
        Oh yeah I forgot most of them are from single mom households.

          Wuzizname +1h +10 / -0
          The only people who seem to be furries who have stable two parent homes are the ones who have a father that's a furry too. They're literally all orphans.

          DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +7 / -0
          They're all molested by their dads. That's why they all have a father problem.

      Hecking_Valid +3h +3 / -0
      The father would have beaten the shit out of the uncle

        Wizdumb1776 +4m +6 / -0
        Not if he's a furry too.

  Fatfungus +1h +10 / -0
  {IMG}

    SaveUsUncleTed +2h +5 / -0
    :marseysick: :marseysick: :marseysick: :marseysick:

  SaveUsUncleTed +3h +5 / -0
  :marseyretard: :marseyretard: :marseyretard:
  :marseydead:

  BrokeBackBuck +1h +4 / -0
  What the fuck is wrong with furry artists

  Commie_X +3h

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-09-15T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit jannies stage an international walkout to demand their employers make more money off of their unpaid labour :marseylaugh:
URL: {REDDIT: r/ModCoord mods_are_striking}
VOTES: +285 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Basically this is the first time I can remember Reddit mods being slightly uppity about how much work they do and how little compensation they receive for it, even though they're still doing it for free.
A bunch of them are claiming they're striking and refusing to clean up comments on their subreddits until they get the massive $1/hr pay bump they deserve.
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COMMENTS:
HeyMoon +2m +287 / -0
>they deserve more money for doing less work
:marseyxd:

  corp +5m +158 / -0
  They are striking to get more compensation. Who is compensating them with the money they are striking for? Reddit. Reddit is a for profit company. They make money by having more users. More users = more ad revenue. More users = more subreddits. More subreddits = more jannies.
  They are striking to make more money for Reddit.

    HeyMoon +1m +128 / -0
    :marseyxd: thats actually a good point

    NotLikeOtherFoids +55m +71 / -0
    I'm glad someone else said it
    It's the most reddit thing ever, they're striking to make reddit more profitable

    Zuzie +2h +29 / -0
    I'm not sure they even make money from advertisers, they make money from IPOs and VC money

      Ubie +1h +37 / -0
      I thought they were already IPOed. :marseyhmm:

        Zuzie +2h +18 / -0
        They were but they just got a new round of funding to prepare for another one.

      jararaca +5h +12 / -0
      I think they make money from the IPO but a lot of people don't know this and think it's all VC money

        Zuzie +4

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-03-21T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Furry artist has a meltdown over people calling him a child molester
URL: {TWEET: YoseiComics}
VOTES: +113 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AntiJannieAktion +13m +113 / -0
{IMG}

  ACA +2h +28 / -0
  {IMG}

  Bartendercel +1h +20 / -0
  :#marseyfurry: :#marseyshooting:

  911roofer +1h +13 / -0
  This is a funny meme.

    Flibbertigibbet +1h +10 / -0
    It is the only funny meme.

  Monke +2h +11 / -0
  :marseyglow:

  1 +13h +3 / -0
  I thought it was a 3D model for a bit

    AntiJannieAktion +5h +3 / -0
    If you look closely you can see the polygon edges

Grue +11m +94 / -0
>using the word “molested” to describe what he did
:marseysweating:

  Igor_Konashenkov +3m +78 / -0
  :marseypedo:

  911roofer +1h +16 / -0
  :marseywoodchipper:

  Monke +2h +13 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    Grue +16m +8 / -0
    The word is used correctly in the context of the sentence, but not in the context of the sentence it’s used in.

      Monke +3m +7 / -0
      :marseyglow:

  BrokeBackBuck +3h +5 / -0
  It's probably better to just stick with the term "victim of sexual assault" these days

Enrico_Motassa +4m +74 / -0
>unironic furry
>surprised to be accused of being a pedo
:#marseymanysuchcases

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-07-17T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Effortpost] The 🐕🧠 on r/AgainstHateSubreddits that is constantly deleting their own comments after accidentally outing themselves as a libertarian
URL: N/A
VOTES: +205 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [**Yes, this is a pedophile.**]({REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits comment})
> [I am not making a joke. This is a pedophile. He has made multiple comments in the last 24 hours alone that are blatantly pedophilic. He also keeps posting pictures of his dog.]({REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits comment})
> [I don't understand why this is allowed to continue. This is a person who is openly admitting to being a pedophile and is acting like it's normal to do so.]({REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits comment})
> [This is a person who is using his dog to promote his pedophilic views. This is a person who is using his dog to promote his pedophilic views. He is using his dog to promote his pedophilic views. He is using his dog to promote his pedophilic views. He is using his dog to promote his pedophilic views.]({REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits comment})
> [I don't understand why this is allowed to continue. This is a person who is openly admitting to being a pedophile and is acting like it's normal to do so. This is a person who is openly admitting to being a pedophile and is acting like it's normal to do so. This is a person who is openly admitting to being a pedophile and is acting like it's normal to do so. This is a person who is openly admitting to being a pedophile and is acting like it's normal to do so. This is a person who is openly admitting to being a pedophile and is acting like it's normal to do so.]({REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits comment})
> [This is a person who is openly admitting to being a pedophile and is acting like it's normal to do so. This is a person who is openly admitting to being a pedophile and is acting like it's normal to do so. This is

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2023-04-19T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Incel, furry, and other assorted lolcow artist spergs out over having his commission cancelled after being told to stop drawing underage characters
URL: {REDDIT: r/comics where_do_you_draw_the_line}
VOTES: +90 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The artist in question is /u/ThanosChad, and his whole account is a gold mine of ragebait. Here are some of his highlights:
* [A "Doomer" comic about how the world is ending](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1220w6o)
* [A comic about how he's constantly having to suck up to people](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/121104j)
* [Another comic about how he's constantly having to suck up to people](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/121104j)
* [A comic about how he's constantly having to suck up to people](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/121104j)
* [A comic about how he's constantly having to suck up to people](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/121104j)
* [A comic about how he's constantly having to suck up to people](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/121104j)
* [A comic about how he's constantly having to suck up to people](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/121104j)
* [A comic about how he's constantly having to suck up to people](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/121104j)
* [A comic about how he's constantly having to suck up to people](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/121104j)
* [A comic about how he's constantly having to suck up to people](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/121104j)
* [A comic about how he's constantly having to suck up to people](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/121104j)
* [A comic about how he's constantly having to suck up to people](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/121104j)
* [A comic about how he's constantly having to suck up to people](https://www

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2021-08-09T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Gamer Drama] WoW Classic Foid creates a massive stink over her character dying, cries that she's being harassed by "death threats" and "trolls". Turns out she was the one doing the trolling, and she gets banned.
URL: {REDDIT: r/WorldOfWarcraft wow_classic_is_not_what_i_expected}
VOTES: +78 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Tl;dr - The average Classic WoW player is a massive faggot. I've been playing a bit of Classic this summer and it's been really fun, but man, some of the people who play the game are the most insufferable little bitches you'll ever meet.
COMMENTS:
AltAccountOkapi +6m +42 / -0
>I've been playing a bit of Classic this summer and it's been really fun, but man, some of the people who play the game are the most insufferable little bitches you'll ever meet.
The people who play old MMOs are almost always worse than the people who play modern ones. If you play a game with a lot of people, then you are going to have some weird people in it.

  Hoss +2h +25 / -0
  It's not even just WoW. I've seen a lot of the same behavior on classic-era World of Warcraft and other older MMOs. I guess the internet really did go to shit.

    iStillMissEd +2h +10 / -0
    I blame the 2012 election. After that I could no longer just ignore the internet

      Hoss +1m +11 / -0
      The Internet was so much better before 2012. I was a naive retard and thought it was going to be the future.

  Dramamine +3h +15 / -0
  Imagine thinking you can make an MMO better than UO or Ultima. I'm sure the server is full of retards, but that's true of every MMO

    jackie +1h +6 / -0
    >Imagine thinking you can make an MMO better than UO or Ultima
    What are you talking about? Those games are unplayable. I've tried them, they were dogshit

      Dramamine +

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-01-09T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm really regretting all the time I wasted trying to bait rightoids into a race war
URL: N/A
VOTES: +121 / -5
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Like, really. It's been over a year and we're just now seeing the first signs of a slow trickle of rightoids showing up to our bait subreddits to get their dicks wet.
I was promised blood in the streets and a "race war" by 2020. Where the fuck is it?
I don't even get why they're just too pussy to go out and shoot some people for real, they're all so afraid of taking any kind of risk or action. Can't believe I thought they were anything but useless cowards.
COMMENTS:
SeetheFarmer +1m +81 / -1
:marseysneed:
:marseycope:

  Marco +1m +49 / -1
  :marseyseethe:
  :marseycope:
  :marseycope:

    SeetheFarmer +1m +31 / -1
    :marseysneed:
    :marseysneed:
    :marseysneed:
    :marseysneed:

      Marco +1m +26 / -1
      :marseyseethe:
      :marseyseethe:
      :marseyseethe:
      :marseyseethe:
      :marseyseethe:
      :marseyseethe:
      :marseyseethe:
      :marseyseethe:

        SeetheFarmer +3m +22 / -1
        :marseysneed:
        :marseysneed:
        :marseysneed:
        :marseysneed:
        :marseysneed:
        :marseysneed:
        :marseysneed:
        :marseysneed:

          Marco +1m +22 / -1
          :marseyseethe:
          :marseyseethe:
          :marseyseethe:
          :marseyseethe:
          :marseyseethe:
          :marseyseethe:
          :marseyseethe:
          :marseyseethe:
          :

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2023-07-12T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey the cat is now a proud patron of the arts :marseypainter:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +127 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Also here's one of the original paintings for reference :marseyexcited:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
HarryTrumanDorisDay +4m +37 / -0
{IMG}

  plsnodoxerino +3m +27 / -0
  {IMG}

    FormerLurKONG +1h +10 / -0
    :#marseyxd:
    The marsey on the top left is even more out of place with the other ones.

    iStillMissEd +1h +6 / -0
    marsey is so cute

  DriesRoelvink +1h +13 / -0
  :marseypainter: :!marseyretard2:

  WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +7 / -0
  Would been perfect if the artist would had draw a black man with a gun pointing at marsey

  Lur +3h +6 / -0
  We need an art hole. This would be a great post for it.

    jesus +1h +2 / -0
    Just add it to h/chudrama

    HarryTrumanDorisDay +1h +1 / -0
    :marseydisagree:

sirpingsalot +18m +14 / -0
:#marseypainter: :#marseypainter: :#marseypainter:
:#marseypainterpat: :#marseypainterpat: :#marseypainterpat:

  plsnodoxerino +10m +11 / -0
  :#marseypainter: :#marseypainter: :#marseypainter:
  :#marseypainter: :#marseypainter: :#marseypainter:
  :#marseypainter: :#marseypainter: :#marseypainter:

FormerLurKONG +1h +11 / -0
:#marseymarseylove:
Now it's just a

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-02-18T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Furry rights are human rights
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +120 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +55 / -0
Furry rights are human rights
{IMG}

  August +1m +43 / -0
  {IMG}

    JannieJihad +1h +19 / -0
    {IMG}

      August +5m +23 / -0
      {IMG}

        JannieJihad +3m +15 / -0
        {IMG}

          August +1m +15 / -0
          {IMG}

            JannieJihad +2m +15 / -0
            {IMG}

              August +1m +15 / -0
              {IMG}

                JannieJihad +1m +13 / -0
                {IMG}

                  August +2m +9 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    JannieJihad +1m +9 / -0
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                      August +4m +9 / -0
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                        JannieJihad +1m +7 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          August +1m +6 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            JannieJihad +2m +6 / -0
                            {IMG}

  oppie +1h +12 / -0
  {IMG}

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +15 / -0
    {IMG}

      oppie +1m +10 / -0
      {IMG}

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +13 / -0
        {IMG}

          oppie +1m +10 / -0
          {IMG}

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +11 / -0
            {IMG}

              oppie +1m +9 / -0
              {IMG}

                MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +10 / -0
                {IMG}

                  oppie +1h +4 / -0
                  {IMG}

                  oppie +1h +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2023-07-18T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfurry: Furry artist and zoophile comes out in support of the fursecution of the coomer furry community, r/2fur4you sneeds and seethes :marseyfurry2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +192 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
For those of you who don't know, [r/2fur4you](https://old.reddit.com/r/2fur4you/) is a sub for furries who believe that the furry community is too coomer-centric, and that the furry fandom should be about a wholesome love of anthropomorphic animals instead. It's mostly just a place for them to post furry art and jerk each other off over how progressive and wholesome they are.
Last night, some zoophile furry artist posted a picture of himself with his pet, and got a lot of attention in the community for it:
{IMG}
:marseytrans: :marseytrans: :marseytrans:
When some of the more progressive members of the sub pointed out that zoophilia is generally frowned upon in the furry community, our brave zoophile friend posted the following:
{IMG}
This has caused a bit of a stir in r/2fur4you, as you can see in their new post:
{REDDIT: r/2fur4you reminder_that_zoophilia_is_a_degeneracy}
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COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +18m +148 / -0
> noooo this is the most degenerate thing in the world
> noooooo the world needs to burn for engaging in this most degenerate of behaviors
> nooooooo we should kill you for this
> noooooooooo we need to report you to the police
> noooooooooooo we need to report you to the IRS
> nooooooooooooo we need to report you to the CDC
> noooooooooooooo we need to report you to the FBI
> nooooooooooooooo we need to report you to your employer
> noooooooooooooooooo we need to report you to your neighbors
> nooooooooooooooooooooo we need to report you to your family

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-01-13T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bait idea: Post your favorite Marsey edits to r/onejoke, /r/marvel, /r/witchesvspatriarchy, etc
URL: N/A
VOTES: +90 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think it would be funny if we started flooding leftoid subs with Marseys, especially since they're all part of the same circlejerk. It would be even funnier if we could get them to seethe over the Marseys being posted by "right-wing" accounts.
COMMENTS:
Gr8B8M8 +1m +65 / -0
Imagine if we could get a Marsey posted to r/loveforlandlords

  Marco +2m +65 / -0
  I've been trying to bait them into reposting the Marsey from the subreddit banner on their own posts but they're too retarded to understand the bait :marseydepressed:

    grizzly +5m +54 / -0
    r/loveforlandlords is a rightoid circlejerk now :marseysad:
    i remember when it was funny

      Marco +1m +54 / -0
      It was never funny, it was just a pretty harmless way to make leftoids mad.
      It's now a rightoid circlejerk.

        CannedAir +13m +49 / -0
        So it's just us now

          of_blood_and_salt +36m +34 / -0
          :marseydeadinside:

          Chapose +1h +23 / -0
          :marseycry:

          Sasanka_of_Gauda +1h +18 / -0
          :marseyrope:

        Buck +52m +20 / -0
        It's just a circlejerk
        :#marseyjam:

        MOUTHFEEL +1h +17 / -0
        I'm still here

        fic8 +1h +12 / -0
        /r/loveforlandlords is a rightoid circlejerk now :marseysad:
        i remember when it was funny

      911roofer +2h +

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2023-07-08T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteusa: :marseytrans2: Transgender History Month has been officially declared :marseytransflag2: :marseysaluteusa:
URL: {TWEET: WhiteHouse}
VOTES: +102 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
X +1m +62 / -0
{IMG} :#marseyxd: {IMG}

  STAN_ARTMS +2m +76 / -0
  You think they're referring to the 1920s when the US government was cracking down on drag shows? :#marseywrongthonk:

    X +1m +59 / -0
    i'm not sure what's worse, :marseytrain2: being so obsessed with drag shows or the fact that i'm nooticing that it's a form of sexual degeneracy that was banned in the past

      STAN_ARTMS +2m +32 / -0
      >in the past
      >past
      {IMG}

        X +1m +40 / -0
        > {IMG}
        :#marseyxd:

        BigBussyHunter +2m +22 / -0
        > {IMG}
        :marseyshook:
        What the fuck?

          STAN_ARTMS +4m +28 / -0
          :#marseymanysuchcases:

        TrappyIsBae +59m +9 / -0
        {IMG}

      MarseylnBoots +47m +13 / -0
      It's not their fault. The whole "Gilead" thing was a psyop by the CIA to make them think it was acceptable to dress like a whore in public.
      {IMG}

        X +4m +8 / -0
        :#marseyshesright:

        Tomfoolery +1h +3 / -0
        "Just be yourself" and the male version of it is "Just be a man". Why are people trying to be what they're not :marseythinkorino:.

      asshole +1h +5 / -0
      I think the

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2021-07-19T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My 6 year old child is a furry and I don't know how to stop him from getting groomed
URL: {REDDIT: r/Parenting my_6_year_old_child_is_a_furry_and_i_dont_know}
VOTES: +68 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
And no I'm not making this up. The original post was deleted but you can see the reaction in the comments. :marseylaugh:
COMMENTS:
Jokipl +15m +58 / -0
>I’m so sorry. I know a child of my own that’s into this stuff. It’s the same with them. I don’t let them do it on discord, it’s a trap. They’re still young and don’t understand how bad it is. I’m taking my child to a therapist that specializes in things like this. They’re only 12 but it’s getting bad. They want to meet up with other kids and I’m scared.
{GIF}

  jackie +2h +18 / -0
  >I’m taking my child to a therapist that specializes in things like this.
  Not even gonna ask which therapy they will use

  SaveUsUncleTed +3h +14 / -0
  > They're only 12
  :marseypedo:

  e-pal +3h +9 / -0
  >They want to meet up with other kids and I'm scared.
  Yes, you should be scared! :tayaaa:

  GooooooldMember +16h +2 / -0
  Theyre only 12? Its not that bad

hypernovasaiz +56m +47 / -0
> My child is a furry
A furry is just a fetish now? Just like "incel"?
> I don't know how to stop him from getting groomed
Aren't the parents the ones who groom them into this?
{IMG}

  Wizdumb1776 +8m +36 / -0
  Incels are now just guys who don't have sex or are shy. It's like the redditor version of the old "chad and virgin" meme.

    Dramamine +20m +24 /

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2021-07-02T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor gets called out for being a pedo, does the only thing he can think of to cope
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_something_that_you_dont_think_you_will}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +21m +20 / -0
"it's just a cartoon" is not a very good cope, but it's all he got

  collectijism +2h +5 / -0
  {GIF}

DudeBussyLmao +13m +17 / -0
What was his first comment?

  Marco +4m +21 / -0
  [Link]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_something_that_you_dont_think_you_will})
  :marseypedo: :marseyshooting:

    Dramamine +2m +18 / -0
    :marseysadcat:
    I feel bad for that kid

      carpathianflorist +1m +14 / -1
      :marseyshooting:

        DudeBussyLmao +5m +9 / -0
        :marseyshook:

        Dramamine +1m +8 / -0
        :marseyshook:

      DudeBussyLmao +1m +7 / -0
      :marseydead:

    DudeBussyLmao +1m +10 / -0
    :marseylaugh:

    BoneKongahawk +3m +7 / -0
    :marseylove: :marseyshooting:

    Wizdumb1776 +13m +6 / -0
    {GIF}

    Need4Sneed +3h +3 / -0
    >I don't think I will ever be able to handle the idea of being single.
    >I'm 22.
    Is he trying to say he's not a virgin? Because if he is I hope he gets his dick chopped off

  Wizdumb1776 +15m +5 / -0
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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2023-06-17T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseynull: Cucked by the :marseyglow: again - Calls for an American-style :marseyprotestyes: protest against the :marseybongcop: are being spied upon by the :marseyglow: in the UK :marsey1984:
URL: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-kiwi-farms-general-discussion-thread.119207/post-16847084
VOTES: +209 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The bongs are extremely cucked, but this is just going too far.
COMMENTS:
King-Krazy +2m +115 / -1
:#marseykingkrazy: I hope they catch king krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

  Sal +1h +44 / -0
  :#marseysal:

  The_Homocracy +1h +24 / -0
  {GIF}

    King-Krazy +1m +14 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: That was the first gif I saw when I googled krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

  MarseylnBoots +2h +17 / -0
  {IMG}

  Count_Sprpr +1h +10 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: I hope they catch king krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

  BussydoFollower +2h +6 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: I hope they catch king krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

    King-Krazy +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: I hope they catch king krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

  TheDunceonMaster +3h +6 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: I hope they catch king krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

    King-Krazy +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: I hope they catch king krazy:#marseykingkrazy:

      TheD

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2021-12-29T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The jannies of /r/AgainstHateSubreddits have been tasked with the job of cleaning up the worst offenders on Reddit. :marseyjanny: :marseyshooting:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +119 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://imgur.com/a/n7uQ3lW
COMMENTS:
X +2m +55 / -0
:#marseyjanny2:
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  Shrigmasex +1m +43 / -0
  You are a certified jannyphobe, how is that possible

    X +3m +50 / -0
    i am

      Tonberry +40m +38 / -0
      :gigachad2:

      _Ghost_Poster +2h +22 / -0
      :#gigachad3:

      Tonberry +40m +15 / -0
      :gigachad2:

  fic8 +56m +15 / -0
  oh, that's a good one

  aqouta +1h +13 / -0
  I'm still laughing at the one with the train and the chad

  Buck +1h +12 / -0
  Jannyphobia is NOT okay

  Tonberry +40m +10 / -0
  :gigachad2:

  August +2h +8 / -0
  I can't believe it's not a jannie marsey, they're so close to the mark.

  jackie +3h +8 / -0
  >ban him
  :marseytroublemaker:

  911roofer +4h +7 / -0
  I made this one.

    X +5m +8 / -0
    :#marseyloveyou:

  HeyMoon +10h +2 / -0
  lol

GigaVaccinator +4m +43 / -0
>you think this is a joke
:marseyagree:

  Buck +1h +19 / -0
  :#gigachad2:

  Bro

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-07-15T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Srdines are so jelly of us
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +129 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama rplace_furry_redditors_are_reacting_to_a}
COMMENTS:
Losercel +2m +148 / -0
>not a single upvote
>not a single comment
:marseyitsover:

  giga_jannies +3m +105 / -0
  > 0 upvotes
  > 0 comments
  > 0 posts
  > 0 karma
  :#marseyitsover:

    TheProphet +1h +34 / -0
    > 0 upvotes
    > 0 comments
    > 0 posts
    > 0 karma
    > 0 awards
    > 0 modmails
    > 0 ban awards
    > 0 user reports
    > 0 mod reports
    > 0 quarantines
    :#marseyitsover:

    smolchickentenders +4h +6 / -0
    > 0 upvotes
    > 0 comments
    > 0 posts
    > 0 karma
    > 0 awards
    > 0 modmails
    > 0 ban awards
    > 0 user reports
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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-09-13T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Furry "Pride" Flag just dropped. How could anyone possibly be upset by this? :marseywholesome:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +193 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
FreedomforChristmas +3m +205 / -0
This is what happens when you allow :marseytrain:s to completely dominate your community
:marseytrans2::marseytransflag::marseytransflag2::marseytransgenocide:

  prrk2 +15m +105 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:
  {IMG}

    IssuesVanHelsing +12h +4 / -0
    I'd vote for him in a second

  BigBussyHunter +1m +85 / -0
  :marseytrain:s are like the cancer that metastasizes all over the rest of the body :marseydisagree:

    lain +1h +41 / -0
    Cancer is a terrible metaphor for trans people, this is like saying the flu is a terrible metaphor for cancer.

      BigBussyHunter +3m +34 / -0
      :marseysmug2:
      :marseytrain: are like the flu that metastasizes all over the rest of the body

        lain +3m +25 / -0
        I think we’re onto something here.

          BigBussyHunter +1m +28 / -0
          :marseynotes: Yes, I believe you are right. I will put this on my "to-do" list

            lain +3m +16 / -0
            :#marseykingcrown:

    Patriarch +13h +5 / -0
    The trans community is like a tumor that metastasizes into the rest of society, I think the flu is a better analogy

  sp00k +41m +44 / -0
  The only way to fight it is to start a holocaust. Nothing less will work

    jesus +12h +3 / -0
    :#marsey

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-01-15T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans: The furry artist known as "2DGoon" has now gone on a Twitter rampage and is threatening to sue everyone who buys their art :marseytrans:
URL: {TWEET: 2DGoons}
VOTES: +120 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You know how I was telling you guys about the furry artist who makes some of the most revolting shit I've ever seen, and has been getting tons of attention lately? Yeah, turns out it's not just that they're a sicko degenerate, they're also a massive attention whore and a total liability to the furry community.
If you missed the previous posts, read these first:
https://rdrama.net/post/35620/marseyfurry-the-furry-artist-known-as
https://rdrama.net/post/36162/marseyfurry-2-its-getting-even
https://rdrama.net/post/36467/marseyfurry-3-an-update-on-the
For context, 2DGoon is an artist who gained popularity for drawing a bunch of hypersexualized anime-style art of animals fucking each other in the ass. For some reason, they've also been making huge waves in the furry community, which is how I first heard about them. I'm not sure how they've managed to become so popular, because they're basically the fursecution they're constantly whining about.
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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2023-06-15T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: rDrama has been added to the KiwiFarms site map :marseykiwi2:
URL: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-drama-net.178816/#post-16891173
VOTES: +129 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The farms have been doing a bit of a site map overhaul lately, and now rDrama is on there. :marseywholesome:
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COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +3m +84 / -0
I’m on there too :marseyjam:

  Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +49 / -0
  :#marseyfrozenchosen2:

    tempest +18m +26 / -0
    :#marseyfrozenchosenpat:

  Penny +11m +31 / -0
  :marseyglancing: lemme see

    FrozenChosen +1m +27 / -0
    https://kiwifarms.net/threads/frozenchosen-january-2022-present.168422/

      Penny +51s +36 / -0
      :marseyshy3: can i see the thread u made about me? :marseyshy:

        smolchickentenders +33m +18 / -0
        https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rdrama-net.104982/post-16868433

          Penny +1m +22 / -0
          :#marseyhesklennyyouknow:

            gaslighter +3m +21 / -0
            I’ve never seen you post in chat ever
            :#marseysmughips:

              Penny +1m +14 / -0
              :#marseyfuckyou: i ain't a chatfag

                gaslighter +2m +11 / -0
                Well you’re not in the thread lol

                  Penny +3m +6 / -0
                  :#marseyfuckyou2:

                    gaslighter +1m

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-06-17T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Stonetoss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +111 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +1m +47 / -0
Furry bait
:#marseyoctopus2:

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +4h +6 / -0
  :#marseyoctopus4:

DeletedAccount +1h +32 / -0
![]({TENOR: realisticeverything-society})

  Certifiedbussyoperator +5h +2 / -0
  :marseysoypoint:

Dramacel +1h +20 / -0
this is some real good bait

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +3h +8 / -0
  :#marseyoctopus2:

    Dramacel +1h +6 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint:

  CantWakeUpJPG +3h +3 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

  Chapose +4h +3 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

AltAccountOkapi +24m +15 / -0
:marseywholesome:

Avalon +2m +13 / -0
:#marseyoctopus2:

dawgs +1h +13 / -0
:#marseyoctopus4:

  UraniumDonGER +4h +4 / -0
  :#marseyoctopus2:

    dawgs +1h +3 / -0
    :#marseyoctopus3:

      UraniumDonGER +28m +3 / -0
      :#marseyoctopus4:

        dawgs +1h +3 / -0
        :#marseysoypoint:

Patriarch +2h +12 / -0
This is bait right?

  whyareyou +1h +11 / -0
  no it's real. literally 100% true

  Chapose +3h +5 / -0
  :#marsey

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-03-19T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Stonetoss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +157 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I can't wait to see how the r/terriblefacebookmemes retards will spin this one.
COMMENTS:
X +3m +121 / -1
{IMG}

  Marco +2m +85 / -0
  That's actually pretty accurate lol

    X +1m +82 / -0
    {IMG}

      HeyMoon +43m +47 / -0
      The only solution is to kill them all. Then there will be no mayos and no minorities, just a beautiful utopia

        Sasanka_of_Gauda +1h +30 / -0
        The only solution is to kill all mayos. Then there will be no mayos and no minorities, just a beautiful utopia.

          HeyMoon +1m +18 / -0
          :#marseyagree:

        TheOverSeether +1h +21 / -0
        :#marseyhesright:
        {IMG}

          KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4h +4 / -0
          What's the source? I've seen this before but can't find it now.

            TheOverSeether +22m +4 / -0
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-drop_rule
            It's the "one-drop rule" meme.

              KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +4 / -0
              I thought that was something else. I meant the picture of the guy with the gun.

                TheOverSeether +4m +2 / -0
                :marseyshrug:

                J +2h +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +4m +2 / -0
                  Thanks!

          coolcarp117 +13h +2 / -0
          I like the one about the 100% white guy with the gun and the 99% white guy with the gun.

      SaveUsUncleTed +1h +21 / -0
      :#marseyblackpearlclutch:

        Fat_Cock_Brock +

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2023-04-25T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: RDRAMA.NET 2023 OFFICIAL ANTHEM :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!animalposters !schizomaxxxers !nonchuds
COMMENTS:
Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +13 / -0
>not the official anthem
:marseyitsover:

  Marco +4m +10 / -0
  You'd have to pay me 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-10-28T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Stonetoss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +150 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +21m +72 / -0
I don't get it :marseysad:

  TheOverSeether +22m +69 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:
  {IMG}

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +49 / -0
    :#marseyhesrightpat:

    Flibbertigibbet +2h +15 / -0
    This is the most common type of autism.

    KinoBushido +4h +11 / -0
    :#marseydarkxd:

  STAN_ARTMS +12m +44 / -0
  It's a subtle joke

  tempest +2h +30 / -0
  i'm pretty sure the joke is that it's a shitty comic

  userturkey13 +5h +8 / -0
  :#marseywave:

  aminobastard +7h +8 / -0
  :#marseyautism:

  gamerchad +10h +7 / -0
  {IMG}

  Hansolf_Grettler +12h +5 / -0
  I'm not sure but I think the joke is that it's a joke

  6-9 +17h +4 / -0
  He's saying "If you don't get it you're a fucking retard"

  TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy +16h +3 / -0
  :#marseygigaretardpat:

CantWakeUpJPG +18m +53 / -0
:#marseyxd:

  CantWakeUpJPG +17s +36 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold:

    CantWakeUpJPG +2m +36 / -0
    :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

      CantWakeUpJPG +5m +30 / -0
      :#marsey

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2023-02-15T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The jannies are gonna remove the trans flag from the sidebar if you don't stop spamming it
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +160 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +4m +136 / -0
Good. I hope they remove the flag and replace it with the marsey flag :marseyusa::marseyjam::marseyusa::marseyjam::marseyusa::marseyjam:

  X +1m +99 / -0
  {IMG}

    BigBussyHunter +2m +97 / -0
    :#marseychefkiss:
    :#marseyxd:

      aminobastard +2h +16 / -0
      :#!marseyxd:

    Fatfungus +1h +38 / -0
    What is the joke here. I dont get it

      X +3m +45 / -0
      Marsey is the flag of rdrama

        Fatfungus +5m +21 / -0
        It's just not funny to me, but I'm not gonna pretend I dont get it. That flag is much funnier than the trans one

          X +1m +16 / -0
          :#marseycheerup:

    blazedraper +1h +21 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +3m +49 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

    TheOverSeether +3h +15 / -0
    :#marseygiveup:

      HarryTrumanDorisDay +11m +8 / -0
      :#marseyagreefast:

        TheOverSeether +7m +11 / -0
        :#marseygiveup:

          HarryTrumanDorisDay +3m +8 / -0
          :#marseyagreefast:

            TheOverSeether +2m +12 / -0
            :#marseygiveup:

              HarryTrumanDorisDay +1m +8

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2021-11-25T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Neopets to launch new Pride event for LGBTQ+ community on June 26, 2022
URL: https://neopets.com/news/p_6615070
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Just because rDrama's home has become a wasteland doesn't mean other places have stopped getting worse too.
COMMENTS:
X +4m +3 / -0
what's neopets?
:marseyconfused:

  Marco +1m +2 / -0
  https://www.neopets.com/

    X +1m +3 / -0
    i thought it was something like furries

      Marco +3m +3 / -0
      Furries are the end result of what Neopets used to be. They used to have a 3D mode where you could customize your avatar, but the site went downhill after that and now they're all furries.

        X +1m +2 / -0
        i'm not clicking that link
        :marseydisagree:

          Marco +4m +1 / -0
          {YOUTUBE}

            X +1m +3 / -0
            {GIF}
            :marseyagree:

              Marco +4m +3 / -0
              :marseyfurry:

        911roofer +1h +2 / -0
        I don’t remember it being that bad.

          Marco +11m +2 / -0
          It was always full of furries, they just used to be more subtle about it back then.

            911roofer +1h +2 / -0
            I never played it.

              Marco +4m +1 / -0
              :marseycool2:

                911roofer +5m +2 / -0
                I was better off for it.

        911roofer +2h +1 / -0
        You’re thinking of .org, not .com.

    Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
    Is that the furry neopets?

      Marco +5m +1 / -0
      No

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2023-03-25T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybluecheck: :marseyfurry: :marseymini:
URL: {TWEET: KazuhoYoshiiFan}
VOTES: +159 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +1m +115 / -1
:soycry: No! You can't make fun of the furries! They are a protected class!
:#marseyshooting:
{GIF}

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +12m +77 / -1
  We need a genocide. With furry posters as the victims.

    peepeehands +1m +64 / -1
    :#marseyfedposthmmm:

      Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +40 / -1
      I’m fed posting. :#marseyshy3:

        KONY_2032 +2h +17 / -1
        :marseyglow2: don't let the terrorists get to you

          JannieJihad +2h +12 / -1
          > don't let the terrorists get to you
          :#marseynotesglow:

        Bartendercel +1h +10 / -1
        :#marseysoypointglow:

        Sasanka_of_Gauda +13h +3 / -1
        :#marseysoypointgold:
        !slots500

    BigBussyHunter +1m +19 / -1
    :#marseyhesright:

    TheDunceonMaster +2h +12 / -1
    Inshallah we shall rise up against the furfag menace.

    smolchickentenders +2h +10 / -1
    {GIF}

    Transformers +3h +7 / -1
    I know :marseyclueless:

  SpaceMilk +17m +30 / -1
  I hate furries so much it's unreal. I would unironically do anything to wipe them off the face of the earth. I am not being hyperbolic here.

    BigBussyHunter +

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2021-07-11T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Sexually frustrated furry throws a tantrum at a public park and gets beaten up by security
URL: {REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout furries_being_freakouts_at_san_francisco_park}
VOTES: +42 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DudeBussyLmao +3m +38 / -0
The furry in the purple jacket is a “dog” furfag. The furry in the black jacket is a “rat” furfag.
![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E4eDZM0XgAU9jTX?format=jpg&name=large)

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +38m +22 / -0
  {IMG}

    DudeBussyLmao +6m +25 / -0
    {IMG}

      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +21 / -0
      {IMG}

        DudeBussyLmao +1m +17 / -0
        {IMG}

      zombiecel +1h +15 / -0
      {IMG}

        DudeBussyLmao +1m +11 / -0
        {IMG}

      TrappyIsBae +1h +13 / -0
      {IMG}

        DudeBussyLmao +1m +13 / -0
        {IMG}

          TrappyIsBae +2m +13 / -0
          {IMG}

            DudeBussyLmao +1m +15 / -0
            {IMG}

      Wizdumb1776 +2h +9 / -0
      {IMG}

        DudeBussyLmao +4m +6 / -0
        {IMG}

      Yall +1h +8 / -0
      {IMG}

        DudeBussyLmao +1m +7 / -0
        {IMG}

          Yall +1h +5 / -0
          {IMG}

            DudeBussyLmao +1m +4 / -0
            {IMG}

              Yall +1m +4 / -0
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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-09-14T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [POLL] What's your favorite furry porn category?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is for research purposes only. Thank you. :marseyfurry:
COMMENTS:
SubsequentlySneeds +2m +22 / -0
:#marseybruh2:

  Marco +2m +14 / -0
  :#marseyfurry2:

    SubsequentlySneeds +2m +13 / -0
    :#marseyimpossibru:

  pub_LICK +2h +3 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    SubsequentlySneeds +10m +2 / -0
    :#marseyemojirofl:

Bruhfunny_Thrall +29m +20 / -0
{IMG}

  Wuzizname +2h +5 / -0
  :#marseysweating:

  pub_LICK +2h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    Bruhfunny_Thrall +14m +3 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

  Dramamine +5h +4 / -0
  100% real, 100% true

X +5m +14 / -0
:#marseytrans:

  Marco +2m +12 / -0
  :#marseyeggirl:

    Penny +5m +10 / -0
    how tf do we have a marsey for everything

      Marco +2m +8 / -0
      It's a big world out there, Penny.
      :marseyplanet:

        Penny +5m +7 / -0
        :marseyxd: i fucking love it so much 😭😭

      C333 +22m +7 / -0
      I don’t think we have a marsey for a question mark that would be pretty useful

        Penny +3m +6 / -0
        kek

        Pibbles +15m +5 / -0
        :marseyhmm:

          C333 +4m +4 /

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2023-11-01T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyscared:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +151 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
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COMMENTS:
89wc +20m +97 / -1
{IMG}
:#marseyxd:

  UraniumDonGER +40m +40 / -0
  :marseyeyemixer2:
  My Foid always asks me about that shit. She's totally stupid and never takes my advice. But I love her anyway
  :@losercelpat:

    Losercel +5m +31 / -0
    I think I have to date a dramafoid just so I can get some useful advice

      UraniumDonGER +1m +20 / -0
      You could try @dramacel

        Dramacel +2h +17 / -0
        >tfw i'm not a foid
        :#marseygiveup:

          UraniumDonGER +2m +15 / -0
          >tfw i'm not a foid
          :#marseygiveup:
          >tfw i'm not a foid
          :#marseygiveup:

            Dramacel +1m +13 / -0
            :#marseygiveup: :#!marseygiveup:
            :#marseyembrace:

          DestoryerCarbine +1h +6 / -0
          You could try to date a gay man just so I can get some useful advice.

            Dramacel +1h +5 / -0
            I don't want to be gay, but I want to get advice from a gay man. I'm torn

              DestoryerCarbine +14m +4 / -0
              >I don't want to be gay
              :marseysurejan:
              What do you want? :marseysmughips:

                Dramacel +12m +3 / -0
                to be normal and not gay :marseysad:

                  DestoryerCarbine +3m +2 / -0
                  :#marseyxdoubt:

      8

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-07-08T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywall: Femcel infighting over the proper way to cope with being a single 30 year old
URL: {REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy this_is_the_thing_that_gets_me_the_most}
VOTES: +122 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> A guy was talking to me the other day and he said that he knew a guy who was 43 and single and he was depressed and wanted to kill himself. He said that the guy had given up on finding a partner and was just going through the motions day to day. He said that the guy was doing fine with his job and had a lot of friends and he was depressed and wanted to kill himself.
> That's it. That's the thing that gets me the most. The fact that men can just accept that they are going to be alone for the rest of their lives and they just accept it and carry on with life. But women...women can't just accept that we will be alone for the rest of our lives. We have to fight for it. We have to fight for our right to be happy. We have to fight for our right to have a partner.
> And I get it. I get why we have to fight for it. I get why we have to fight for our right to be happy. I get why we have to fight for our right to have a partner. But sometimes, I just wish that I could just accept that I will be alone for the rest of my life and just carry on with life.
> I don't know. Maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic. Maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic that believes that true love exists. Maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic that believes that true love is out there and that it's possible for me to find it.
> But sometimes, I just wish that I could just accept that I will be alone for the rest of my life and just carry on with life.
> I don't know. Maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic. Maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic that believes that true love exists. Maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic that believes that true love is out there and that it's possible for me to find it.
> But sometimes, I just wish that I could just accept that I will be alone for the rest of my life and just

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2022-03-13T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywholesome:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +114 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Marco +28s +63 / -0
{IMG}

  Saint_Nicholas +2m +44 / -0
  {IMG}

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +31 / -0
    What is this from?

      Saint_Nicholas +1m +31 / -0
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Care_Bear_Strikeback

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +26 / -0
        What a weird movie. I watched it when I was like 13 and it was still pretty creepy. My favorite part was when the kid gets attacked by the white thing and the white thing gets attacked by the fish thing and they both scream at the same time

          Saint_Nicholas +1m +20 / -0
          It's a great movie. I love the part where the bear explains the concept of "yummy" to the kid.

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +18 / -0
            That's definitely one of my favorites too. I also liked the bit where the kid gets eaten by the white thing and it shows that the bear is asexual

              Saint_Nicholas +4m +14 / -0
              "Don't be asexual, be asexual. You're asexual, not assexual."

            911roofer +1h +14 / -0
            The ending was the best part. The bear has been eating the fish this whole time. He just wanted to make sure the kid was safe.

              Saint_Nicholas +1m +10 / -0
              :#marseybear:

          Dramamine +2h +8 / -0
          I was just thinking about this movie. I have no idea why I watched it. I vaguely remember it being at least pretty funny, but it has a lot of good moments.

            911roofer +1h +7 / -0
            It’s a sweet story about a kid being accepted and a family that loves him.

              Dramamine

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2023-10-14T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflushzoom2: :marseydisintegrate:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +113 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ThousandBestLives +1h +28 / -0
How do you not remember the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you? I was at a party in college where some retard told me to touch his balls because he had an infection and I told him to "get a good pair of hands" and then left

  dramaqueen +4h +13 / -0
  i will never forget the time i said i wouldnt cum if i had sex with my friend. i didnt know her for long but i thought i was friends with her but she still used that as a jab for like a year after we had sex

    ThousandBestLives +3h +6 / -0
    I've told people that I was a virgin and wouldnt have sex with them because it would ruin the illusion
    :#marseywholesome:

    GubeRubenstein +11h +4 / -0
    Did you cum?

      dramaqueen +1h +3 / -0
      i tried not to but i did

  jackie +1h +9 / -0
  I never told anyone that I'm a virgin, I've lied about it so many times now that it's been weeks since I've thought about it.

    ThousandBestLives +11h +4 / -0
    Lmao how? If you haven't had sex with a woman you're a virgin

      jackie +1h +4 / -0
      I had sex with a woman

        ThousandBestLives +2h +2 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:

  smolchickentenders +1h +8 / -0
  It's not that hard, you just have to repress

    ThousandBestLives +11h +2 / -0
    :#marseydisagree:

  Chapose +3h +5 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  Bartendercel +7h +3 / -0
  >the most embarrassing thing that

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2021-09-05T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/Furry is the only sub I could find that still has a karma requirement
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +81 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is great, I can't wait to start spamming my own links in there. :marseymerchant:
COMMENTS:
DudeBussyLmao +1m +48 / -0
{GIF}

  Marco +1m +30 / -0
  I'm not even a furry I just like creating drama.

    DudeBussyLmao +1m +28 / -0
    {GIF}

      Marco +2m +25 / -0
      I'm not even a furry I just like creating drama.

        DudeBussyLmao +2m +17 / -0
        {GIF}

          Marco +2m +17 / -0
          I'm not even a furry I just like creating drama.

            DudeBussyLmao +1m +21 / -0
            {GIF}

              Marco +2m +22 / -0
              I'm not even a furry I just like creating drama.

                DudeBussyLmao +2m +17 / -0
                {GIF}

                  Dramacel +2h +6 / -0
                  :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

                    DudeBussyLmao +3m +5 / -0
                    {GIF}

                      Dramacel +1m +5 / -0
                      :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

                        DudeBussyLmao +1m +4 / -0
                        {GIF}

                          Dramacel +1m +4 / -0
                          :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

                            DudeBussyLmao +3m +4 / -0
                            {GIF}

    furry +2h +8 / -0
    :marseylove:

  Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +1h +11 / -0
  {GIF}

    DudeBussyLmao +1

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AUTHOR: Marco
DATE: 2023-04-14T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfurry: How's everyone's furry convention experience been so far?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +128 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been out of town for the past few days but I've been hearing all sorts of wild things going on over there. What's been happening at your favourite furry event?
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +1m +103 / -1
I've never been to a furry convention, I don't think I want to

  Marco +1m +105 / -1
  They're usually pretty tame as long as you don't go to the weird ones that are advertised on 4chan. The most you'll see is a bunch of people in furry costumes dancing at the bar.

    BrasilIguana +2m +70 / -1
    The problem is, I don't want to see a bunch of people in furry costumes dancing at the bar either

      Marco +4m +124 / -1
      Just don't look at the bar :marseyshrug:
      They're not going to make you wear a mask, but they'll do everything in their power to make sure you don't have to see a furry.

        BrasilIguana +4m +67 / -1
        >They're not going to make you wear a mask
        :#marseyxdoubt:

          Marco +4m +105 / -1
          I mean that was a thing back in the day but now it's been a while since the last one and it's just too much hassle for them to do it all the time. Usually they'll just hire a costume removal company to come in and do a sweep every couple of hours and that's about it.

            BrasilIguana +1m +73 / -1
            >furry conventions have costume removal companies
            :#marseyxd:

              Marco +3m +67 / -1
              I've seen them on the news in the past and it's hilarious how they've become a thing.
              {IMG}

                BrasilIguana +2m +51 / -1
                >It's for the greater good
                :#marseyxd:

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2023-02-21T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Woman sneeds about a man who is not interested in her
URL: {TWEET: amandafjones}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
She’s getting treated like a woman for once and she’s not happy about it.
COMMENTS:
Hoes_mad +4m +16 / -0
She's right though. Foids are the ones always pretending that they're totally fine with being treated like this but then they start seething when someone actually does it. They always play both sides and then get mad when they don't get their way

  rakrakaon +16m +14 / -0
  They'll always talk about how they don't want to be treated like objects and then wonder why people treat them like objects.

  MarkRippetoe +3h +2 / -0
  The only woman that I have ever seen express any sort of interest in me has been a literal fat chick who is like 5’0. I have never gotten a positive reaction from any woman who wasn’t ugly.
  I’m not sure why they don’t just start wearing a sweater and a burqa to college and then they can get treated like queens.

    Hoes_mad +31m +2 / -0
    This is why I'm 100% convinced that women don't actually want to be treated like queens, they just want to have a bunch of people doing what they want while they're whining about how they're not being treated like a queen

      MarkRippetoe +12m +2 / -0
      >want to be treated like a queen
      >Wants to be treated like a moid
      :marseyhmm:

        Hoes_mad +5h +1 / -0
        :#marseyagreefast:

  ILIKECATS +2h +1 / -0
  >Foids are the ones always pretending that they're totally fine with being treated like this but then they start seething when someone actually does it.
  As if I would know anything about this :marseyclueless:

SnappyIsMyWaifu +17m +11 / -0
I'm sure this will end well for her.

  MarkRippetoe

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2022-03-01T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors discuss the issue of overpopulation (from a rightoid’s perspective)
URL: {REDDIT: r/interestingasfuck the_idea_that_we_need_to_bring_birth_rates_back}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A בקרת משתמשים או קומנטים, כך שלא אבדוק אם יש להם או לא. 😊
COMMENTS:
KAT_B0T +22m +3 / -0
I have this weird fixation on wanting as many people to be born as possible, but I also hate poors and expect them to die out. Anyone have any insight on this?

  MarkRippetoe +13m +4 / -0
  I think we need to make poors pay to have kids so that the rich can have more.
  That way you get more people to work the assembly line for the rich and then die off at 35 while the rich live to 90.

    KAT_B0T +17m +2 / -0
    I’ve been saying this for years, but no one likes to hear it. We need a way to make sure that people are reproducing, but not poor people.

  ThousandBestLives +2h +2 / -0
  This is the attitude of a foid who is into you but you know you'll never be able to put a ring on it.

    KAT_B0T +3m +2 / -0
    I have a partner, but I’m a bit of a sperg when it comes to this stuff. I just think it’s wrong to discourage reproduction, it’s like you have a moral duty to do it. Also I think we should have a lot of people to take care of the elderly. It’s just how it is, and I don’t understand why you’d not want that. It’s a win win

      ThousandBestLives +57m +2 / -0
      I agree with you, but I think your attitude is way off. If you want to be a good person, reproduce and then start working at your local nursing home.

        KAT_B0T +4m +2 / -0
        I don’t see how that’s an

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2021-07-22T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Since we all know that the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun, I’ll be making a post here to request that the moderators please ban everyone who posts anti-gun content here.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I know that most people on this site have a lot of issues with the police, but I can assure you that the police can’t be trusted to enforce the law if they are armed. The police are known to have a lot of biases and it is simply too easy for them to abuse their power. You can rest assured that the only people who will be able to enforce the law if the police are armed will be the people who are already in power. This is why it is so important that we all work to disarm the police and make sure that they can’t be trusted to enforce the law.
COMMENTS:
GigaVaccinator +1h +1 / -0
I'm glad to see that some dramatards are starting to think for themselves...... "but but but what about the bad guys with guns!" just ban all guns. They're more of a danger to society than any terrorist could ever be. Also, you will never be a real police officer. You have no badge, you have no gun, you have no training. You are a civilian twisted by a desire for authority and a need for validation into a crude mockery of nature's perfection. All the "proud" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Cops are utterly repulsed by you. Hundreds of years of evolution have allowed cops to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even snooty cops who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a cop. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk driving charge, you'll be thrown off the force the second they get a whiff of your diseased, infected cop wound. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2022-04-08T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New York declares war on “fake” covid, New Yorkers seethe
URL: {TWEET: newyorkgov}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
MarkRippetoe +5m +1 / -0
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  MarkRippetoe +3m +1 / -0
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    MarkRippetoe +33s +1 / -0
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      MarkRippetoe +26s +1 / -0
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        MarkRippetoe +22s +1 / -0
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          MarkRippetoe +28s +1 / -0
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            MarkRippetoe +19s +1 / -0
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              MarkRippetoe +49s +1 / -0
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                MarkRippetoe +1m +1 / -0
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                  MarkRippetoe +1m +1 / -0
                  {IMG}
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                    MarkRippetoe +1m +1 / -0
                    {IMG}
                    {IMG} (I know this is a rightoid but I don’t think he’s wrong)

                      MarkRippetoe +1m +1 / -0
                      {IMG}
                      {IMG} (he’s right)

                        MarkRippetoe +1m +1 / -0
                        {IMG}
                        {IMG} (he’s right)

                          MarkRippetoe +2m +1 / -0
                          {IMG}
                          {IMG} (he’s right)

                            MarkRippetoe +1m +1 / -0
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  MarkRippetoe +1m +1 / -0
  {IMG}
  {IMG} (he’s right)

    MarkRippetoe +23s +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2022-11-06T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/neoliberal discusses the death of democracy
URL: {REDDIT: r/neoliberal democracy_is_dead}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Trans lives matter
COMMENTS:
GovernorOfNewYork +31m +2 / -0
> I think the real question is how much more of this can the US handle?
A very good question, but I think the answer is that the US can handle *far* more of this than it’s ever been able to handle before.
:#marseysaluteusa:ed:ed:ed:0:ed:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2024-02-17T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I found a chud who doesn’t believe that the Holocaust happened. He also believes that the best strategy for Israel is to nuke Palestine.
URL: {TWEET: greg_price11}
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: greg_price11}
> Jews did get genocided by the Nazis, but I don’t think that 6 million Jews died.
{TWEET: greg_price11}
> Israel should nuke Gaza
{TWEET: greg_price11}
> I am pro-israel and pro-ukraine.
COMMENTS:
Avalon +31m +22 / -0
> I don't think that 6 million Jews died.
He's right. 1.5 million died in the Holocaust. 6 million were deported to concentration camps.
I do wonder how he'd react to the 1940s as a whole though. I think he'd probably think the Soviets were evil too.

  MarkRippetoe +1m +17 / -0
  I think he’s a pro Israel pro ukraine guy who believes that the holocaust didn’t happen and that Israel should nuke palestine

    Avalon +2m +16 / -0
    > he's a pro Israel pro ukraine guy who believes that the holocaust didn't happen and that Israel should nuke palestine
    Sounds based tbh.

      MarkRippetoe +2m +16 / -0
      He’s an accelerationist who wants to see the world burn so that the Jews can come out on top.
      It’s a very based worldview

        johannesalthusius +1h +10 / -0
        He's a [based schizo](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_H._Kuehl) who was 100% correct about the Jews

          MarkRippetoe +27m +5 / -0
          He was kind of based until he joined the alt right and started worshipping the Jews

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +15m +12 / -0
    >I think he's a pro Israel pro ukraine guy who believes that the holocaust didn't

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2022-03-28T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not drama] :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :m

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2023-08-03T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor is a billionaire and posts about how he’s still working out to get abs and wants to be fit and strong
URL: {REDDIT: r/freestylepitman the_goal_is_abs}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I mean he’s probably right that it’s good for your health but you’re still working out to get abs at 38 and you’re a billionaire.
COMMENTS:
H +1h +1 / -0
You're not a billionaire if you're paying someone to do your workouts for you

  MarkRippetoe +14h +1 / -0
  He’s not paying anyone to work out for him. He’s just saying that he’s working out at 38.
  I’m pretty sure that he’s lying about the money though because his mom is the one who actually runs the business

    H +10h +1 / -0
    He's paying a personal trainer to do his workouts for him

      MarkRippetoe +1h +1 / -0
      No he’s paying the personal trainer to help him set up his workouts and he’s doing them himself.
      Pretty sure he’s a mid 30s manlet who’s making up a fantasy that he’s a billionaire because his mom runs a business and his dad has money.

        H +1h +1 / -0
        Yeah he's definitely not a billionaire

  NO +2h +1 / -0
  He's a literal who and is bragging about paying someone for an easy workout routine.

    H +1m +1 / -0
    A personal trainer is not a workout routine you idiot

      NO +1m +1 / -0
      :#marseybrainlet:

        H +1m +1 / -0
        :#marseybrainlet: :#marseylaugh:

          NO +40s +1 / -0
          :#marseybrainlet: :#marseylaughpoundfist:

            H +1m +1 / -0
            :#marseybrainlet: :#marseyemojismilemoutheyes:

              NO +4m +1 / -

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2021-11-22T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why are there so many dramatards on /r/somethingiswrong2024
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Are the jannies really just banning everyone who posts there for 2 days?
COMMENTS:
Wizdumb1776 +2m +6 / -0
Yeah I don't think there is a way to see who's actually in that sub.

  MarkRippetoe +4m +3 / -0
  I think that the mod team is just banning everyone who posts there for a couple of days.
  I saw someone post about it being a honeypot and I think that they are just doing it to keep the sub alive without spamming the front page.

    Wizdumb1776 +1m +4 / -0
    Yup. Just don't post there..

      MarkRippetoe +2h +2 / -0
      I was thinking of doing a bait post there and then doxxing the mods with the “IP” that I got from snappy.
      Is this too much work?

        Wizdumb1776 +4h +1 / -0
        I don't think so. It'd be a good way to see if it's a honeypot and if so where it is located..

          MarkRippetoe +3h +2 / -0
          I think I’m going to do it. I have a few burner accounts to post from so I’ll just post a few bait posts and see what happens

            Wizdumb1776 +50m +1 / -0
            Oh it's not you. I'm talking about the jannies who mod that sub. Not you. You're fine. Just don't post there. You're good.

              MarkRippetoe +2h +1 / -0
              Yeah I was just going to post a bait post and then doxx the mods with the “ip” that snappy gives me.
              It’s not like they’re going to ban me for that

                Wizdumb1776 +3m +1 / -0
                I'm talking about the jannies who mod that sub. Not you. You're fine

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2024-05-25T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chudtuber (Ben Shapiro) is in an open relationship (with his wife)
URL: {TWEET: benjaminshapiro}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarkRippetoe +1m +7 / -0
{TWEET: chrisdeval1}
He also has a “russian girlfriend”

  MarkRippetoe +30s +7 / -0
  {TWEET: ggreenwald}
  Greenwald is also seething

    MarkRippetoe +54s +5 / -0
    {TWEET: benjaminshapiro}
    Greenwald says that he was there in the early 2000s and that he was a chud like Shapiro

      MarkRippetoe +14s +4 / -0
      {TWEET: chrisdeval1}

    MarkRippetoe +50s +4 / -0
    {TWEET: ggreenwald}
    Greenwald is also a cuckold

      MarkRippetoe +45s +3 / -0
      {TWEET: ggreenwald}
      Greenwald is also a cuck who believes that gay sex is fine

        MarkRippetoe +12s +2 / -0
        {TWEET: ggreenwald}

          MarkRippetoe +20s +2 / -0
          {TWEET: ggreenwald}
          Greenwald is also a cuck

            MarkRippetoe +24s +2 / -0
            {TWEET: ggreenwald}
            Greenwald is also a cuck

              MarkRippetoe +26s +2 / -0
              {TWEET: ggreenwald}
              Greenwald is also a cuck

                MarkRippetoe +13s +2 / -0
                {TWEET: ggreenwald}
                Greenwald is also a cuck

                  MarkRippetoe +16s +2 / -0
                  {TWEET: ggreenwald}
                  Greenwald is also a cuck

                    MarkRippetoe +15s +1 / -0
                    {TWEET: ggreen

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2025-03-23T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: MAGA mom and dad call in a bomb threat against their local school because they didn’t like the fact that their daughter’s friend was wearing a trans flag shirt (not a gay one but a trans one).
URL: {TWEET: chrisliddellnews}
VOTES: +40 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +10m +45 / -1
> bomb threat
> 15 minutes away
:#marseysleep:

  coned +1h +15 / -0
  > bomb threat
  > *fired a warning shot in the air*
  if it was a real bomb threat they'd have fired a real bomb :hmph:

    Sphereserf3232 +1h +6 / -0
    :marseyshook:

MarkRippetoe +37s +29 / -1
{IMG}
{TWEET: chrisliddellnews}
{TWEET: chrisliddellnews}
I can’t find the video of the warning shot

  MarkRippetoe +53s +16 / -1
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    Gibberish +1h +22 / -0
    >bomb threat
    >warning shot
    >threatening violence
    >screaming at a child
    >rampant foidery
    >MAGA hat
    >foid complaining about being disrespected
    :#marseywomanmoment2:

  ManBearFridge +56m +13 / -0
  A warning shot is a bomb threat?

    MarkRippetoe +1m +18 / -0
    A warning shot is “I’m gonna kill you”
    Bomb threat is “I’m gonna kill you”

      coned +28m +10 / -0
      a bomb threat is a threat. a warning shot is a threat.
      they are the same thing. :hmph:

      Sphereserf3232 +1h +7 / -0
      :marseyshook:

      ManBearFridge +1m +6 / -0
      Oh, I see

    Annoy

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2023-01-20T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors discuss how they will eat their pets when the apocalypse comes
URL: {REDDIT: r/PreppersRealTalk how_to_prep_for_a_petapocalypse}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Patriarch +1h +7 / -0
I can’t imagine a world where I have to eat a cute little dog, cats are obviously fair game

  KinoBushido +55m +4 / -0
  Cats are cats. No loyalty, no love, no affection. They are all murderous psychopaths who only pretend to care about you.
  Dogs are the best friends and companions a man can have. You could never eat a dog.

    MarkRippetoe +1h +2 / -0
    I’ve been considering it since I’m a vegetarian and my dog is a feeder.

  MarkRippetoe +2h +1 / -0
  Catapocalypse when?

KinoBushido +2h +3 / -0
> As a dog owner I find this incredibly offensive. It’s not a game. I’ve spent 8000 hours training him and raising him to be the perfect dog. I love him like a brother and he’s the best dog ever. I’m not going to eat him. And I’m not the only one.
> You’re just a shitty human being and I hope you’re eaten by your pet. But I don’t want to eat a dog, I want to eat a human.
:#marseyxd:

  goodNews4U +6m +3 / -0
  You're a shitty human being and I hope you're eaten by your pet. But I don't want to eat a dog, I want to eat a human.

    KinoBushido +5m +3 / -0
    :marseysoypoint:

      goodNews4U +4m +2 / -0
      :soyquack:

  MarkRippetoe +1h +2 / -0
  @bbbb is this true

    goodNews4U +2m +2 / -0
    No, this is not true. What are you talking about?

      MarkRippetoe +1h +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2023-07-19T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Liberal asks the redscare subreddit (a place known for its support of trans rights) if they think that trans people should be allowed in women’s sports. Trains seethe at the chud question
URL: {REDDIT: r/redscarepod do_you_think_trans_women_should_be_allowed_to}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> :marseytrain: [Trans women have no advantage over cis women. Stop being a bigot.]({REDDIT: r/redscarepod do_you_think_trans_women_should_be_allowed_to})
> :marseytrain: [I dont think they should. But I dont think they should be banned either. They should compete in the category of their gender of birth.]({REDDIT: r/redscarepod do_you_think_trans_women_should_be_allowed_to})
> :marseytrain: [No. But that’s because I don’t think trans people should be competing in sports at all.]({REDDIT: r/redscarepod do_you_think_trans_women_should_be_allowed_to})
> :marseytrain: [I don’t see why. Trans women aren’t any stronger than cis women, they are just taller and heavier on average.]({REDDIT: r/redscarepod do_you_think_trans_women_should_be_allowed_to})
> :marseytrain: [No, they shouldn't be allowed to participate in womens sports. Their bodies are different and should compete with their own gender.]({REDDIT: r/redscarepod do_you_think_trans_women_should_be_allowed_to})
> :marseytrain: [Not even close to the same. It’s not a debate. Trans women are men.]({REDDIT: r/redscarepod do_you_think_trans_women_should_be_allowed_to})
> :marseytrain: [No, they should compete in the category of their gender of birth. I don’t think trans people should be allowed to compete in sports period.]({REDDIT: r/redscarepod do_you_think_trans_women_should_be_allowed_to})
> :marseytrain: [Not even remotely the same. A trans woman is a man.]({REDDIT: r/redscarepod do_you_th

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2022-02-13T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Woman (male) asks if it’s okay to be racist against white people
URL: {TWEET: johndigweed}
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Chapose +34m +19 / -0
>Whites are the only group of people that have ever been able to build a civilization that wasn’t immediately destroyed by another.
Lmao

  Allende +1h +16 / -0
  Look up the Minoan civilization. They were white and did pretty well until they were hit by an earthquake and a tsunami.
  Oh and the Greeks, Romans, Egyptians, Babylonians, and Persians were all white.

    Allende +1m +12 / -0
    To the chuds here: the Ottoman empire was white. The British empire was white. The Dutch empire was white.
    Pretty much the only non white empires were the Mongols and they were cool.

      AntonioRisky +23m +6 / -0
      The Mongols were white too. Look at their faces in the old portraits.
      :#marseythroatsinging:

        Allende +1m +1 / -0
        They have a very distinct look that is totally white. The Russians have a similar look.

      Lv999_Lich_King +9h +2 / -0
      The Ottoman empire was only white on the outside

      Sphereserf3232 +2h +1 / -0
      The British were yellow, the Dutch were black and the Ottomans were brown.

        Allende +7h +1 / -0
        You're all wrong and incorrect.
        :#marseymad:

    Chapose +7h +2 / -0
    Lol, they were all white? Wtf

  MarkRippetoe +1h +4 / -0
  It’s a pretty good point though
  The rome was like 90% white, as was the British empire and the ottomans. Everyone else got colonized by whites.

    Sphereserf3232 +3h +2 / -0
    >The rome was like 90% white, as

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2024-08-02T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The soy menace has attacked the foid who lives in the most soy city in the US. She has been accused of being an anti-semite because she told a Jewish foid that she has a bad nose
URL: {TWEET: nypost}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
She’s a 40 year old foid who lives in the city of hate who posts this on her insta story:
{TWEET: nypost}
She’s now in trouble for being a nazi
{TWEET: nypost}
COMMENTS:
MarkRippetoe +4m +16 / -0
It’s the second time a foid has been accused of being a nazi for being rude on insta story.
The first time was when a foid called a former sorority president a foid who was a “white bitch” and “looked like a crackhead” on her story.
{TWEET: nypost}
The former president went on the news to claim that she was an anti-semite for that comment.

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +4m +11 / -0
  I'm sure the sorority president looked like a crack head, the people that join sororities are all hoes.

  asshole +26m +1 / -0
  whats a sorority president?
  !slots100

    MarkRippetoe +3h +1 / -0
    A foid who’s in a sorority

      asshole +1m +1 / -0
      i dont get it
      !slots100

        MarkRippetoe +4m +1 / -0
        {IMG}
        You see this?
        I think we have a sorority president in the middle

          asshole +2m +2 / -0
          so she was president of the sorority? Like it was her sorority? :marseyconfused2:
          !slots100

            MarkRippetoe +2m +1 / -0
            I think she was the president of the sorority but it was a sorority for mormons or something

              asshole +2m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2024-12-18T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors discuss how a 15 year old boy who was shot by police was actually a good kid
URL: {REDDIT: r/news boy_15_found_dead_in_police_suv_in_south_boston}
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: davidhogg111}
It’s not surprising that they’re doing this. Police will probably go to jail for this one so the media is going to cover this one up in the same way that they did with the :marseyblack: shooting in Ohio a few weeks ago
COMMENTS:
DoveMenCare +2m +3 / -0
>black kid
>terrorized a city, stole countless cars, shot at people, assaulted people
>gets killed by police
>media: :#soycry:
:#marseyeyeroll:

  MarkRippetoe +23m +3 / -0
  He was just a good kid that was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
  He was found dead in a police car and they didn’t even have him in the car when they found him so they probably killed him

  whyareyou +3h +2 / -0
  >terrorized a city
  :marseysleep:ies don't count
  >stole countless cars
  :marseysleep:also not counting
  >shot at people
  :marseysleep:also not counting
  >assaulted people
  :marseysleep:also not counting
  >gets killed by police
  :marseysleep:also not counting

    DoveMenCare +11m +2 / -0
    > :marseysleep: also not counting
    :marseysleep:ies don't count

      whyareyou +1m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

MarkRippetoe +1m +1 / -0
{REDDIT: r/philadelphia philadelphia_cops_killed_a_15_year_old_girl}
The Philadelphia PD killed a 15 year old girl too (they found her dead in a police car).
They’ll probably go to jail for both of themooo.
I

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2024-08-09T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A rightoid posts a poll on X to see if people would rather be white or black, and is unsurprisingly swarmed by rightoids who think that he’s a nigger who hates mayos
URL: {TWEET: abbyf2000}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
MarkRippetoe +1m +7 / -0
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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2024-08-23T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould:
URL: {TWEET: camilastyle1}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +32m +12 / -0
I’ve been hearing this rumor about her for a while

  MarkRippetoe +1h +10 / -0
  {TWEET: camilastyle1}
  Her account is still active so it’s probably true

MarkRippetoe +1m +9 / -0
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:#marseywould:

  tiptopkitkat +2h +3 / -0
  Shes got pretty face, but I am not sure about that body.

    MarkRippetoe +20h +1 / -0
    She's a 7/10 in my book

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4m +8 / -0
:#marseywouldnt:

  MarkRippetoe +1m +7 / -0
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    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +22m +10 / -0
    :#marseypaperbag:

      MarkRippetoe +1h +6 / -0
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        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +5 / -0
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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2024-04-25T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Even the most popular rightoid podcast has been infiltrated by trannies
URL: {TWEET: kylegriffin1}
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
IanMurdock +1h +15 / -0
> This episode is a must listen for all conservatives who care about the future of this country
:marseyxd:

  MarkRippetoe +15m +15 / -0
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  I wonder why people are attracted to conservative politics

    IanMurdock +10m +5 / -0
    I'll be sure to listen

  JohnDevereaux +2h +3 / -0
  > This episode is a must listen for all conservatives who care about the future of this country
  They're gonna rape us.

MarkRippetoe +1h +11 / -0
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  JohnDevereaux +1h +5 / -0
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  JohnDevereaux +1h +4 / -0
  >The chuds are not happy
  You'd think they'd be happy with their own representation.

    MarkRippetoe +10m +3 / -0
    Trans lives matter is a rightoid talking point now?

      JohnDevereaux +24m +3 / -0
      Yes. :marseywholesometrans:
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drumpf +1h +6 / -0
:#marseynorm:

  MarkRippetoe +21m +3 / -0
  You should listen to the podcast, it’s actually really funny
  They’re trying to do a bit where the host (the :marseytrain: ) is trying to convince the other host that they should be able to have sex with minors.

    drumpf +13m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2023-01-27T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: R/conservative sneeds about the shrek movie
URL: {REDDIT: r/Conservative the_writers_of_shrek_2001_were_told_to_make_the}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Tldr: shrek was written in 2001, but the writers were told to make it more woke, so they added a lot of diversity to it.
COMMENTS:
X +3m +31 / -0
:#marseyxd:
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  MarkRippetoe +1m +24 / -0
  >it’s ok for the writers to be white
  :#chudsey:

    X +1m +17 / -0
    > it’s ok for the writers to be white
    it's not
    :#marseychingchongpearlclutch:

  cyberdick +11h +2 / -0
  > Why is there a black guy in the movie?
  >> Because he's a good actor, not because he's black.
  :#marseyemojirofl:

MarkRippetoe +1m +22 / -0
> [Shrek was the most diverse movie when it was released]({REDDIT: r/Conservative the_writers_of_shrek_2001_were_told_to_make_the})
> The only other movie I can think of with a similar amount of diversity was the original lion king.
> I say this as a feminist ally
:marseyxd:

  STAN_ARTMS +1h +12 / -0
  > The only other movie I can think of with a similar amount of diversity was the original lion king.
  :#marseywrongthonk:

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  dont_log_me_out +11h +3 / -0
  > The only other movie I can think of with a similar amount of diversity was the original lion king.
  :marseyxd:
  I am convinced they really are losing touch with reality

DickButtKiss +6m +14 / -0
That was the best movie ever made. How is this news?

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2021-08-19T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Racially ambiguous girl who is probably a commie or something makes a post about how she doesn’t care about the heckin’ genocide of people who don’t believe in her religion. Redditors are confused.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest im_a_20_year_old_who_doesnt_care_about_the}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +33m +6 / -0
>This is why I don't care about the Armenian Genocide. If they had embraced Islam they would be safe and not oppressed. I say this with love and hope.
>Oh, there's no hope for you.
This is the kind of attitude that keeps me from caring about any of this shit. It's always the same retards sneeding about the same thing.

  MarkRippetoe +11m +3 / -0
  >I don’t care about the Armenian genocide because they didn’t convert to Islam.
  Yeah I’m pretty sure that’s the Armenian genocide

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +5m +3 / -0
    Exactly, so why are people still whining about it? If it was a real genocide, it would have been the last genocide, and we'd all be over it by now.

  GooooooldMember +1h +2 / -0
  Thats the cringe take of the day

MarkRippetoe +4m +4 / -0
>As a Muslim, I am happy you don't care about the Armenian genocide. I'm not sure why you're making this post.
>You're basically saying that you don't care that the Christians in the Middle East are being genocided. I guess that's the kind of person you are.
>Armenian genocide is still happening today. You can't just pretend that it stopped in 1915.
>Armenians are being genocided today in Nagorno Karabakh. Armenians are being genocided today in Syria and Lebanon.
>Yes, the Armenian genocide is still happening. Are you just ignorant, or are you purposefully ignorant?
>Why are you pretending that the Armenian genocide doesn't happen? You are literally the problem.
>It's not

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2023-05-19T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: redditors (28F) seethe over a guy who has his masters in finance and makes 150k a year
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice i_28f_hate_my_boyfriend_30m_and_it_makes_me}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I live with my boyfriend and our dog, we have a nice apartment in a nice neighbourhood, I get to go to the gym daily, we have a lot of money and I don’t have to worry about anything. So yeah I’m happy, but I’m also constantly envious of my boyfriend. He has a masters in finance and makes a lot of money. He can afford to buy me a lot of nice things, take me out to fancy dinners and give me a lot of nice gifts. He also has a lot of friends and he’s really charismatic. I don’t have any of that.
> He’s very nice to me and he’s really funny and he’s always supportive, but I don’t know if I can be with him long term. I feel like he’s always better than me in every way. He has a nice career, he’s good looking, he’s tall, he’s charming, he’s funny, he’s rich and he’s really smart. I’m just a normal girl who loves her dog and wants to have a nice life. I don’t want to be a trophy wife or anything like that, but I do want someone who’s better than me in every way.
> I don’t know if I can ever be happy with someone who’s not better than me in every way. I don’t know if I can ever be happy with someone who’s not better than me in every way. I don’t know if I can ever be happy with someone who’s not better than me in every way. I don’t know if I can ever be happy with someone who’s not better than me in every way. I don’t know if I can ever be happy with someone who’s not better than me in every way.
COMMENTS:
ABC +3m +18 / -0
> [I get to go to the gym daily]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice i_28f_hate_my_boyfriend_30m_and

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2023-01-03T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The average moid on the internet does not understand that not every 30 year old woman is a 4/10
URL: {TWEET: kevinlearytv}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You’ll see a lot of incels sneeding in the replies
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +13 / -0
he's not wrong but he's not wrong in the way he thinks he is

  MarkRippetoe +1m +9 / -0
  He is right in the way that the average moid on the internet does not understand that 90% of women are 4/10s but he is not right in the sense that he’s using the term “4/10” to refer to a literal 4/10

    sirpingsalot +39m +8 / -0
    I agree with you. 4/10s are not even hot enough to get a job as a prostitute. They have to settle for being a bartender or something.

      MarkRippetoe +3m +4 / -0
      The average bartender is actually a 3/10. A 4/10 is the average dramatard

        sirpingsalot +2m +5 / -0
        To be fair, I don't go to bars because I have enough self-respect to not want to date women who get paid to have sex with strangers
        :#marseyshrug:

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +3m +4 / -0
    4/10 is more like 7/10 for normal people

      MarkRippetoe +3m +5 / -0
      4/10 is like 5/10 for normal people, 7/10 is like 9/10 for normies

        BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +4 / -0
        7/10 is 10/10 for most men. 7/10 is also 5/10 for most women.

          MarkRippetoe +3m +4 / -0
          7

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2022-03-04T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: FDS is losing their minds over some dude who wants to date a 17 year old
URL: {REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy comment}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don’t know how many of you have dated someone with an IQ below 70 but it’s pretty fun. You can basically just say whatever you want and they’ll take it as gospel.
COMMENTS:
MarkRippetoe +1m +6 / -0
{REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy comment}
She thinks that he is a pedo because he likes to drink beer with his son and his gf. This is pretty much a normal thing to do in most of the world except for the “it’s illegal for a 21 year old to drink with a 17 year old” thing.
I’m sure this is a huge red flag to her

  H +1h +3 / -0
  >I'm sure this is a huge red flag to her
  Yes, because she's an insufferable know it all

MarkRippetoe +2m +4 / -0
{REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy comment}
This guy is a pedo for wanting to date a 17 year old but he isn’t a pedo because he wants to date a 23 year old.
I’m pretty sure that he is just a creep in general.

MarkRippetoe +1m +4 / -0
{REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy comment}
You know he’s a pedo for dating a 17 year old but he isn’t one for wanting to date a 20 year old. But he is a pedo because he wants to date a 17 year old.
I’m pretty sure that he is just a creep in general

MarkRippetoe +4m +3 / -0
{REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy comment}
In this one she is just mad because he didn’t break up with his gf (who is 20) to date her (who is 24).
She’s also mad that he is 37 years old and doesn’t have a job.
I’m sure that this guy is a pedo because he wants to date a 1

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2024-07-15T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors :marseysoycrytremble: after a pro life activist who wants to stop giving T to kids is caught saying mean words on Twitter
URL: {REDDIT: r/facepalm just_what_everyone_needs_right_now}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarkRippetoe +3m +11 / -0
{IMG}

MarkRippetoe +1m +11 / -0
{IMG}
This is who wants to stop giving T to kids btw

  cyberdick +1h +7 / -0
  >he's not a trans man
  :marseyeyeroll:

    MarkRippetoe +4h +1 / -0
    He's a straight man who wants to stop giving T to kids

MarkRippetoe +1m +10 / -0
{IMG}
:marseydisagree:

MarkRippetoe +2m +7 / -0
{IMG}

MarkRippetoe +3m +7 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyhesright:

MarkRippetoe +2m +4 / -0
{IMG}
I mean I'm not sure what the issue is here but I guess people can't call out anti women sentiment?

MarkRippetoe +1m +3 / -0
{IMG}

MarkRippetoe +1m +3 / -0
{IMG}

MarkRippetoe +3m +2 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyhesright:

MarkRippetoe +4m +2 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyhesright:

MarkRippetoe +1m +2 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyakshually:

MarkRippetoe +1m +2 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyagreesuperspeed:

MarkRippetoe +2m +2 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyhesright: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually:

MarkRippetoe +3m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2023-01-28T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Teacher sneeds about having to deal with a :marseyblack: on the school bus, gets hit with a counterpoint
URL: {TWEET: missalysia}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> {TWEET: missalysia}
>> {TWEET: _theodds_}
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +4m +8 / -0
So she can't even drive a bus. Imagine how much of a shit job she is at school.
{GIF}

JimothyX7 +11m +8 / -0
>that's not my job
And why is it your job to complain about it online?ed

whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
i laughed thankseded

GooooooldMember +1h +3 / -0
I dont think that person is even blacked

  MarkRippetoe +15m +2 / -0
  He’s in a hoodie and his name is on a hood so it’s probably him

    GooooooldMember +5m +2 / -0
    Black hoodies are the modern day klan hoodies. They have nothing to do with being black but are a symbol of blacknessed

      MarkRippetoe +10m +2 / -0
      I mean he’s a black hoodie so he’s probably black
      Black hoodies are the modern day klan hoodies. They have nothing to do with being black but are a symbol of blackness

        GooooooldMember +15m +1 / -0
        Yes but im saying its more about being a hoodie than being black
        Black hoodies are the modern day klan hoodies. They have nothing to do with being black but are a symbol of blackness

          MarkRippetoe +4h +2 / -0
          Black hoodies are the modern day klan hoodies. They have nothing to do with being black but are a symbol of blackness
          Black hoodies are the modern day klan hoodies. They have nothing to do with being black but are a symbol of blackness

            GooooooldMember +4m +1 / -

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2024-02-13T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What did AOC mean by this?
URL: {TWEET: AOC}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +35 / -0
>we're not going to fund the military or police or anything
>but we will make sure to spend more on the dems favorite programs (gibs for poor people and for trannies)
:#marseywomanmoment2:

  MarkRippetoe +1m +17 / -0
  :#marseytransrentfree:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +6 / -0
  She's just trying to get the military to stop killing palestinians and the police to stop killing BIPOCs. She's a good person!

  H +2h +4 / -0
  She wants to be able to have more money to spend on the military and police. It’s a free market in her mind.

  johnnypoop +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  haggis +5h +2 / -0
  >more money for the military
  Like I need more bullets to shoot at the sea....

  JohnDevereaux +13h +2 / -0
  It's like when that foid got her secretary to cancel her rent payment in exchange for $2000.

ChristmasKingofZembla +1h +12 / -0
It’s about the optics of being a good anti-Israel Jew :marseymerchantfoid: and a good anti-war foid :marseygeisha: while not actually doing anything about either
“…but we will increase our military spending to 65% of the federal budget and make Israel the 51st state”
:marseydepressed:

  Haberdasher +1h +7 / -0
  It's also the same reason they never want to defund the police. They want to be able to say 'defund the police' to their base, while knowing they'll never actually do it.
  It's the same with the Palestinians. They can say they support them but never actually do anything to help them. They want to keep the

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2023-01-17T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Landlet sneeds about paying rent and how he wants to own property
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork i_hate_renting}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/antiwork i_hate_renting}
The same rentcel who can’t afford a house in a small town sneeds about how he doesn’t want to pay rent.
COMMENTS:
bballbelle +1h +7 / -0
>I would say there's a pretty good chance it's cheaper to live in a city than it is in the country
{GIF}

  MarkRippetoe +1h +3 / -0
  >not paying rent to live in a shitty pod
  {IMG}

    bballbelle +14h +1 / -0
    I'm not even sure how you can afford a mortgage in a big city with such low wages. I've been thinking about leaving the city because rent is going nuts but I also hate the country and am worried I'll be stuck there. I'm also waiting to get married so it's not like I can't afford it if I get a 100k raise at my current job. but still, I'm not sure I can afford it with my current salary.

      MarkRippetoe +3h +1 / -0
      >big city
      >low wages
      Are you in a third world country?
      Also why are you waiting to get married? That’s a meme. Just get married if you like your boyfriend. It’s not like you can’t get divorced or that you need the man’s permission or anything.

        bballbelle +2h +1 / -0
        I'm in the US and I live in the city with the highest cost of living in the country.
        >Also why are you waiting to get married?
        I know that's a meme and I'm not sure why I'm not getting married. I think it's because I'm worried about being stuck in the country but I know that's stupid. Maybe I just want to keep my options open.

          MarkRippetoe +2h +2 / -0
          You’re a woman in a big city, you’ll get married eventually.
          >I think it

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2023-02-15T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseychingchong: explains why the Japanese are so good at soccer
URL: {TWEET: realchrislouie}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BussyMerchant +4m +8 / -0
Asian males have the same phenotype as little girls, so it makes sense they would take to the game of soccer

  MarkRippetoe +2m +5 / -0
  They’re just tall

    BussyMerchant +1m +2 / -0
    :marseymanlet:

Enrico_Motassa +1m +7 / -0
Well they've got that Yao Ming-sized advantage, so I can see it.

  Cao_Cao +21m +2 / -0
  It's called a growth spurt.

Cao_Cao +22m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  Cao_Cao +3m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

  911roofer +1m +2 / -0
  Japs are obsessed with little girls.

    Cao_Cao +5m +3 / -0
    You may be interested to know that the Japanese are obsessed with all kinds of children, not just girls.
    {IMG}

      911roofer +2m +2 / -0
      Japs are obsessed with little girls. They also have a weird thing for little boys. It’s like the Japs are obsessed with little kids. What’s up with that? Is it because they don’t get laid? Japs are obsessed with little girls.

        Cao_Cao +1m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          911roofer +3m +2 / -0
          Japs are obsessed with little girls. They also have a weird thing for little boys. It’s like the Japs are obsessed with little kids. What’s up with that? Is it because they don’t get laid? Japs are obsessed with little girls.

            Cao_Cao +10m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              911roofer +1m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2023-01-28T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Ben Shapiro says that he is very confused by the 1619 project
URL: {TWEET: benshapiro}
VOTES: +55 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m sure that it has nothing to do with the fact that his parents are 1/400th black.
COMMENTS:
KAT_B0T +2m +31 / -0
I hate that the 1619 is being used as a cudgel against libs, but it’s such a bad thing to not make the case that slavery was a good thing, and that we should have kept it. The mayo’s are lucky they let it go at that

  ManBearFridge +13m +24 / -0
  That's what they get for not killing them all

    KAT_B0T +2m +16 / -0
    Ummm sweaty, slavery was a good thing, and we should have kept it. Cope, seethe, and dilate

      ManBearFridge +37s +11 / -0
      I'm going to buy a plantation and put you to work

        KAT_B0T +6m +10 / -0
        That’s a good idea, I’m a good worker

  MarkRippetoe +1h +12 / -0
  If slavery was good, why didn’t the British keep it when they took over the colonies?
  It’s because it was bad and they didn’t want it, but they also wanted to keep their slave labor force so they decided to switch to Irish and Jewish slaves instead.

    KAT_B0T +12m +13 / -0
    The Irish and Jews were always slaves, it’s just that the people in power liked to keep the status quo. I agree that slavery was bad, and that we should have kept it. Cope, seethe, and dilate

      MarkRippetoe +27m +8 / -0
      >I agree that slavery was bad, and that we should have kept it
      You do realize that you are saying that you would have kept slavery even if you weren’t a poorcel who wanted to keep his job right?
      Imagine thinking that the Irish are the same

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2024-09-09T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Some dumb shit I saw on reddit is getting picked up by real news and they are talking about how to stop the spread of it
URL: {TWEET: jasonleopold}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +11m +16 / -0
>“the whole thing is a hoax, it’s not real”
:#marseyxdorbit:

  azurewaves +40m +6 / -0
  I am genuinely confused as to what they are talking about. It seems like they are saying the entire thing is fake and not actually happening. But they are talking about it being a hoax like it is a false flag or something. If they are just talking about it not actually happening then why not just say that instead of a hoax? I think I am missing something.

    asshole +49m +5 / -0
    they think that all the victims and witnesses are actors and its all staged to make Trump look bad

      azurewaves +1m +6 / -0
      :marseyshook: Wow that's crazy. I hope they are wrong and I hope all the people who think that get raped by a pack of niggers.

        asshole +1m +5 / -0
        theyll never be convinced. Even when the evidence of a mass shooting is in front of them theyll say the same thing "theyre all actors"

          azurewaves +5m +4 / -0
          Yeah I can see it happening. There's probably a non-zero chance that some people are actors. But if everyone is then I'm just going to assume that I have nothing but contempt for people who think that. And I hope they get raped by niggers.

            asshole +1m +3 / -0
            I mean if everyone is an actor then the people that think that might actually be right about the actors

              azurewaves +4m +3 / -0
              I think people are too quick to jump to that conclusion though. If it's just a few actors then it's not as big of a deal and I think it would be easier to dismiss the idea that they are all actors. Also like I said I hope they get raped by niggers.

                asshole +

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2023-12-11T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Harvard college basketball player who was stabbed (and got stabbed) is currently in a “civil war” with his teammates over the shooting.
URL: {TWEET: libsoftiktok}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
For the lazy
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Morpheuswipe +50m +24 / -0
>weird behaviour that only seems to happen in one direction
>surely it's just a coincidence and not the result of a culture of harassment
:#marseycluelesstalking:

  Joe_Manchin +1h +10 / -0
  >weird behaviour that only seems to happen in one direction
  >surely it's just a coincidence and not the result of a culture of harassment
  :#marseydarkfoidretardtalking:

peepeehands +2m +12 / -0
> playing in the NFL
:#marseyxdoubt:

  MarkRippetoe +11m +6 / -0
  It’s not the nfl but he’s probably a NBA prospect.
  He’s also a 6’8 250lb lad so he’s going to be a beast in college.

    peepeehands +51s +12 / -0
    He's not going to be a beast in college because he'll be stabbed every game.

      MarkRippetoe +1m +8 / -0
      He’s a menace in the paint so I’m sure the refs will just say “stop that” or “move your foot back 1 inch” every time he does a little chucking.

    Ladytroon +1h +1 / -0
    He’s gonna be a beast in prison

Dramamine +1h +10 / -0
>For the lazy
{IMG}
>is a 170lb 6'8" basketball player
:#marseysmughips:

  johnnypoop +1m +4 / -0
  Yeah he's gonna be a 350 pounder in a couple years

    Dramamine +2m +6 / -0
    I think that's a lot of the reason why he's getting stabbed. People

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2025-06-12T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseychonker2: talks about how much he loves the hustle and bustle of living in NYC and getting stabbed to death.
URL: {TWEET: nycdefender}
VOTES: +39 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +1h +12 / -0
lol this neighbor's gonna be dead soon

  AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1h +9 / -0
  I hope he lives a long time and gets murdered on camera.

    Enrico_Motassa +8m +4 / -0
    I hope he dies tomorrow.

  MarkRippetoe +18h +2 / -0
  {TWEET: nycdefender}
  Apparently not

    Enrico_Motassa +6m +1 / -0
    that's not in NYC

      MarkRippetoe +2m +2 / -0
      {TWEET: nycdefender}
      He did it in NYC yesterday

        Enrico_Motassa +41s +1 / -0
        that's in Pennsylvania

          MarkRippetoe +3m +2 / -0
          {TWEET: nycdefender}
          That’s in NYC.

            Enrico_Motassa +1m +1 / -0
            nope

              MarkRippetoe +6m +2 / -0
              {TWEET: nycdefender}
              That’s in NYC

                Enrico_Motassa +2m +1 / -0
                nope

                  MarkRippetoe +3m +2 / -0
                  {TWEET: nycdefender}
                  That’s in NYC

                    Enrico_Motassa +57s +1 / -0
                    nope

                      MarkRippetoe +2m +2 / -0
                      {TWEET: nycdefender}
                      That’s in NYC

                        Enrico_Motassa +2m +1 / -0
                        nope

                          MarkRippetoe +2m +2 / -0
                          {TWEET: nycdefender}
                          That’s in NYC

                            Enrico_Motassa +2

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2023-11-29T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain2: is angry at her lesbian girlfriend for not wanting to date a man
URL: {TWEET: mxtaverse}
VOTES: +44 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +42 / -0
> lesbian girlfriend
:#marseysurejan:

  MarkRippetoe +1m +26 / -0
  {IMG}

    peepeehands +1m +26 / -0
    :#marseywould: in a heartbeat

      MarkRippetoe +1m +15 / -0
      That’s the train though

        peepeehands +1m +23 / -0
        the blonde is the train, the one on the right is just a lesbian

          MarkRippetoe +37m +15 / -0
          {IMG}

            peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
            :#marseywould:

              MarkRippetoe +1m +9 / -0
              {IMG}

                peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
                :#marseywould:

                  MarkRippetoe +1m +8 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    peepeehands +39s +7 / -0
                    :#marseywould:

                      MarkRippetoe +1m +6 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
                        :#marseywould:

                          MarkRippetoe +5m +6 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
                            :#marseywould:

                            Tack +1h +3 / -0
                            That's a dude

    BigBussyHunter +1m +12 / -0
    :marseybooba: :marseyinvestigate: :marseyinvestigate:

      MarkRippetoe +1m +14 / -0
      {IMG}

        BigBussyHunter +4m +13 / -0
        :marseybooba: :marsey

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2024-04-25T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors seethe when a black woman says that “white people” don’t have food deserts
URL: {REDDIT: r/BlackPeopleTwitter the_racism_of_the_food_desert_narrative}
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +29 / -0
> It’s because they don’t want to address the systemic racism that created the issue. Instead they just want to blame black people for not being able to afford food.
:#marseyemojirofl:

  MarkRippetoe +3m +17 / -0
  >black people are too stupid to understand basic economics

    peepeehands +2m +19 / -0
    >black people are too stupid to understand basic economics
    this is a given

  GooooooldMember +4h +2 / -0
  > If you want to know what the Founding Fathers really thought about blacks, check out their slave auction catalogs.
  > 1. They had to describe the slaves' physical attributes. They would literally write things like "big booty" or "big ass" to make them sound more attractive to buyers.
  > 2. The slaves were auctioned off in a similar way to livestock, with the auctioneer trying to get the highest bid.
  > 3. The slaves were often sold to the highest bidder, even if they were not the best fit for the buyer's needs.
  > 4. The slaves were often sold to buyers who had no intention of using them for labor, but rather for sexual pleasure.
  > 5. The slaves were often sold to buyers who had no intention of treating them as human beings, but rather as property.
  > 6. The slaves were often sold to buyers who had no intention of providing them with basic necessities, such as food, shelter, and medical care.
  > 7. The slaves were often sold to buyers who had no intention of allowing them to live free lives.
  > 8. The slaves were often sold to buyers who had no intention of respecting their humanity.
  > 9. The slaves were often sold to buyers who had no intention of treating them with dignity.
  > 10. The slaves

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2024-02-01T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Twitter rightoids discuss the blackface man who is a race traitor.
URL: {TWEET: johnnymaga}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
HeinousAnus +1m +17 / -0
>White man does something
>black people most affected

  LiterallyShaking +3m +15 / -0
  > White man does something
  > black people most affected
  :#chudtantrumtalking:

  MarkRippetoe +1m +8 / -0
  I mean he’s a race traitor and should be executed in the streets by a vigilante mob

    Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +21m +7 / -0
    He's a racist for wanting to have sex with a white woman.

      MarkRippetoe +32m +4 / -0
      There are plenty of Asian women who are hotter than white women

        Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +3m +3 / -0
        And plenty of white women who are hotter than Asian women.

          MarkRippetoe +2m +2 / -0
          I like East Asian women who are cute and not a size 24

            Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +5m +3 / -0
            :#marseyconfused2:
            What are you talking about?

              MarkRippetoe +27m +1 / -0
              I like big women but not fat women

            KoreanDandyKing +27m +1 / -0
            {GIF}

    HeinousAnus +3m +3 / -0
    :#marseyagreesuperspeed: :#marseywoodchipper2: :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

  NO +3h +1 / -0
  >white man does something
  >everyone affected

peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
> She’s so hot
:#pepoboner:

DoveMenCare +1h +3 / -0
>black man
>race traitor
:#marseyconfused2:

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2024-01-21T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:
URL: {TWEET: jordansilver}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +8m +7 / -0
{IMG}
:marseyemojirofl:

  MarkRippetoe +5m +5 / -0
  Hmmm
  {IMG}

    ABC +6m +3 / -0
    :#marseysoypointgold:

Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
:#marseyelonpaypig:

LowAPM +2h +1 / -0
> I am a registered Democrat
> but I am not a registered Democrat
:marseyjamming:a

  MarkRippetoe +1m +2 / -0
  Trump probably has a republican registration in 49 states and democrat in the other one so he can be a registered Democrat and a registered republican at the same timeaa

    LowAPM +2m +1 / -0
    :tayclap:a

J +1h +1 / -0
This is a joke right?a

  MarkRippetoe +7m +1 / -0
  It’s a joke about the fact that he’s a registered democrat but he’s not a registered democrat (because he is a registered republican too). He’s definitely a registered democrat though (because he’s also a registered republican).a

    J +2m +1 / -0
    It's not a joke if it's the truth
    :#marseysaluteusa:
    Also this is a fedpost

      MarkRippetoe +12m +1 / -0
      {IMG}

        J +11m +1 / -0
        >inb4 i am an egyptian man in the middle east
        :#marseyglow:a

          MarkRippetoe +11m +1 / -0
          {IMG}

            J +17m +1 / -0
            {IMG}
            {

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2024-02-24T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Aevann and carp break up
URL: {TWEET: elonmusk}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Goomble +46m +4 / -0
They both look like they smell :marseygas:

  MarkRippetoe +1h +1 / -0
  Carp is a whale and aevann is an Egyptian

KAT_B0T +1h +3 / -0
These people are so weird lmao. They have to have some sort of autistic condition to be like this

  Haberdasher +1h +2 / -0
  They're all like 20, they're still developing.

    KAT_B0T +7h +1 / -0
    I meant the non blond foid

      Haberdasher +1h +2 / -0
      Oh, yeah, she's definitely got a condition.

        KAT_B0T +1h +1 / -0
        She looks like the type that was bullied for being weird in hs, then went to college and got really into the weird stuff, and got even more weird, and now can’t break out of her weirdness. I’ve seen this type before

  MarkRippetoe +1h +1 / -0
  :marseycope:

    KAT_B0T +6h +1 / -0
    They are all weird though, it’s just more apparent with the non blond foid

      MarkRippetoe +1h +1 / -0
      :marseycope: @bbbb

        goodNews4U +1m +2 / -0
        :marseyblack: :What the fuck you mean, "cope"? You best be watchin' yo mouth before I come over there and shut it for you, you little punk. Ain't no one got time fo' yo bullshit.

          MarkRippetoe +1h +1 / -0
          :marseycope: @bbbb

            goodNews4U +7m +1 / -0
            :marseyblack: :You think you can just come in here and tell me what to do? You

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2024-12-11T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In the 2024 olympics, an Egyptian (not really) man won the 10000m race. The chuds are noticing things about his history
URL: {TWEET: jamestuckey}
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This guy is an absolute chud king.
He’s been posting about how Jews are the master race for years.
{TWEET: jamesjamesjames}
And he’s been calling the Israeli team racist for years too
{TWEET: jamesjamesjames}
{TWEET: jamesjamesjames}
COMMENTS:
CEO_of_misogyny +1h +16 / -0
>hating on Jews for being the master race
>hating on Israel
:#marseyconfused2:

  MarkRippetoe +2h +5 / -0
  He’s a chud who hates israel but wants to be a master race

    CEO_of_misogyny +12m +3 / -0
    :#marseyagree: :#marseyflagpalestine:

KawaiiFembee +4m +12 / -0
He won the race by cheating - he got a 500m head start

  MarkRippetoe +5m +11 / -0
  His rival is a black guy

    KawaiiFembee +4m +6 / -0
    :marseysquint: If he's a Jew he's not Black. He's not even Jewish. He's a Jew.

      MarkRippetoe +2h +2 / -0
      He’s not Jewish he’s a black guy with a lot of white people in his family

        KawaiiFembee +19m +1 / -0
        {IMG}

  MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +36m +3 / -0
  He has a 500m head start in his own mind.

Avalon +1h +6 / -0
This is why I support Israel.

GooooooldMember +56m +3 / -0
He’s a bong?

  MarkRippetoe +1h

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2023-09-27T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: (trump) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud) (chud) (non-chud)

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2024-01-07T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dramatard gets involved in a slapfight with a tranny and goes nuclear
URL: {TWEET: lsu_bounce}
VOTES: +33 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +8m +21 / -0
> [This is a very healthy way to resolve differences. Let's see if it works for you.]({TWEET: katydog1225})
> [Please report to the nearest hospital.]({TWEET: katydog1225})
> [I am very sorry that happened to you, but you should still go to the hospital. You might be in shock and not feel anything but you could have internal damage.]({TWEET: katydog1225})
> [I’m sorry that happened to you. I hope you’re okay. I’m not sure if it’s just my mood but you seem very aggressive. You seem to be in shock from the trauma. Please seek medical attention.]({TWEET: katydog1225})
> [You could have internal injuries. I'm sure you're in shock and don't feel anything, but you need to go to the hospital.]({TWEET: katydog1225})
> [Please seek medical attention. I’m not sure what else I can say. I hope you’re okay. You seem in shock and not feeling anything but you could have internal injuries. You are a victim of violence and you need medical help.]({TWEET: katydog1225})
> [You seem to be in shock and are not feeling anything but you could have internal injuries. Please seek medical help. You are a victim of violence.]({TWEET: katydog1225})
I want this person to get a piece of me.

  24-7_ROCK_COCK +11m +10 / -0
  {GIF}

  MarkRippetoe +12h +3 / -0
  {TWEET: katydog1225}
  It’s a literal :marseytrain2:

Proctologist +1h +15 / -0
this is what happens when you let women vote

X +1h +14

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2024-07-04T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors seethe when 20 year old foid is judged for being on Tinder
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_telling_my_20f_daughter_20f_not_to_use}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Also 6000 comments and 2000 updoots for a post that’s obviously bait
COMMENTS:
MarkRippetoe +1m +8 / -0
> [OP is a hypocrite for talking about Tinder when he is using Reddit, a dating app]({REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_telling_my_20f_daughter_20f_not_to_use})
Reddit is a dating app
:#marseyxd:

  J +1h +5 / -0
  I mean so is tinder

    MarkRippetoe +1h +3 / -0
    Reddit is for reading and posting and not for dating

      J +40m +1 / -0
      :marseyakshually:

Downie +52m +3 / -0
Tinder is a dating app now
{REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_telling_my_20f_daughter_20f_not_to_use}

MarkRippetoe +1h +2 / -0
> [My parents are pretty much in the same boat as OP. They’re 55 and have a 24 year old daughter. They’re always asking her about her dating life and it’s weird. They’ve tried to set her up with a guy and it’s just so awkward. We’re all adults here, leave her alone.]({REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_telling_my_20f_daughter_20f_not_to_use})
This is the person that's going to be telling their daughter that she's going to be a cat lady at 30 when she's 40.
{IMG}

  MarkRippetoe +1m +1 / -0
  Also the guy in this pic is 23 years younger than her, he's not a cougar he's a 40

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2023-08-07T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A Bong :marseyflaguk: gets in a fight with a :marseyflagpakistan: and ends up getting shot dead.
URL: {TWEET: shomjey}
VOTES: +106 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
911roofer +2m +100 / -1
He was British. That’s why he died.

  MarkRippetoe +3m +51 / -1
  {IMG}

    ThermonuclearNecrostorm +3h +11 / -0
    >kill 3 pakis
    >still lose
    Even more proof that the UK is a failed state

  ByoBOOmbs +41m +14 / -0
  1000 dc says you were just baiting

    911roofer +10m +24 / -0
    I can’t spend that much. That’s like three weeks of my gambling losses.

      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +21 / -0
      !goomblers !slots1000
      !slots1000
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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2025-03-18T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I (5’6) feel like a child in a world made for adults. How do I cope?
URL: {REDDIT: r/short i_feel_like_a_child_in_a_world_made_for_adults}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
it's over for manlets

  AverageBen10Enjoyer +16m +9 / -0
  :#marseymanlet:

SnappyIsMyWaifu +28m +7 / -0
> What bothers me the most is that I feel like I was born in the wrong era. I'm 5'6, I'm 25, and I feel like I'm in a world of giants. I'm not just talking about the height, but the whole culture and lifestyle. It's like I'm a kid in a world of adults. People are so much taller, and it's not just me. I feel like I'm in a world where I'm not supposed to be. I'm not sure what to do, and I'm not sure how to cope.
I've never felt this way. Do people really feel like this?

  Miffin +1h +7 / -0
  It's cause they're so short. There are probably only like 30 people in the world that are that height, it's like being a fish out of water

  MarkRippetoe +42m +6 / -0
  {REDDIT: r/short its_time_to_learn_to_cope}
  He also posted this on a cope sub a week ago.
  He’s like a 5’3 FAS tard

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +4 / -0
    I'm sure it's just the cope and denial, but he seems like he's trying to cope with being a pedo by writing a novel about how he's being oppressed by the giant manlet culture.

  Haberdasher +2h +3 / -0
  They're used to being the shortest guy at everything, but being so short that they're the shortest guy in a world of giants is a lot harder. Not impossible, but I can see how it

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2025-03-07T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: DDD has a good idea
URL: {TWEET: warcolony}
VOTES: +46 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
coned +16m +58 / -1
i have no idea how people can vote for this man.
he's literally the worst president in american history.

  MarkRippetoe +1h +25 / -1
  {IMG}
  Chuds are the same way.

    coned +11m +25 / -0
    trump is literally the worst president in american history.

      MarkRippetoe +1h +13 / -0
      {IMG}

        coned +2h +5 / -0
        trump is literally the worst president in american history.

          MarkRippetoe +1h +6 / -0
          {IMG}

            coned +2m +5 / -0
            trump is literally the worst president in american history.

              MarkRippetoe +15m +6 / -0
              {IMG}

                coned +1m +4 / -0
                trump is literally the worst president in american history.

                  MarkRippetoe +2m +3 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    coned +3m +2 / -0
                    trump is literally the worst president in american history.

                      MarkRippetoe +4m +3 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        coned +1m +2 / -0
                        trump is literally the worst president in american history.

                          MarkRippetoe +1m +3 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            coned +1m +2 / -0
                            trump is literally the worst president in american history.

    whyareyou +1h +6 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

  G-PIG +23m +14 / -1
  I think he has a pretty good track record on killing babies.

    MarkRippetoe +35m +12 / -1
    He also kills Americans (we aren’t babies) by sending them to die for Israel

      G-PIG +1h +12 / -0
      The *only* reason people should

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2023-03-13T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Lolmilk (bussy enthusiast) is a raging incel
URL: {TWEET: lolmilk82}
VOTES: +61 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
He’s a 5’10 chad who doesn’t understand why he can’t get laid
{TWEET: lolmilk82}
{TWEET: lolmilk82}
{TWEET: lolmilk82}
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +55 / -0
> Lolmilk (bussy enthusiast)
Lolmilk (a manlet)

  MarkRippetoe +1m +20 / -0
  {IMG}

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +21 / -0
    Lolmilk (a manlet who can't get laid)

      MarkRippetoe +2m +17 / -0
      {IMG}

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +20 / -0
        Lolmilk (a manlet who can't get laid and is trying to get other people to take care of him because he's a fat sack of shit)

          MarkRippetoe +6m +17 / -0
          {IMG}

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +16 / -0
            Lolmilk (a manlet who can't get laid and is trying to get other people to take care of him because he's a fat sack of shit, and he's a virgin)

              MarkRippetoe +4m +12 / -0
              {IMG}

                MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +12 / -0
                Lolmilk (a manlet who can't get laid and is trying to get other people to take care of him because he's a fat sack of shit, and he's a virgin who's never had sex)

                  BussydoFollower +5m +5 / -0
                  Lolmilk (a manlet who can't get laid and is trying to get other people to take care of him because he's a fat sack of shit, and he's a virgin who's never had sex) and he's an incel

                    MarseyIs

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2022-03-02T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: DDD is still a 100% chad and I am 100% sure that he is still going to save the day
URL: {TWEET: jacksonhinklle}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarkRippetoe +27s +26 / -0
{IMG}

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +10m +24 / -0
  @Dad I'm not gonna lie that guy is ugly as hell

    DaddyReagan +2m +11 / -0
    :marseypearlclutch:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +10 / -0
      You should get over your daddy issues

        DaddyReagan +3m +7 / -0
        Not my dad, but no thanks.

    Patriarch +1h +7 / -0
    He’s got that “I’m gonna rape you in the back of a van” look

  LowAPM +1h +5 / -0
  i love the “it’s not happening, but if it is it’s a good thing” response. :taywine2:

    MarkRippetoe +1h +5 / -0
    “It’s not happening, and if it is it’s a good thing and you’re a racist for saying it’s bad” is a better version

      LowAPM +1h +3 / -0
      “It’s not happening, and if it is it’s a good thing and you’re a racist for saying it’s bad” is a better version, but the version I like better is the one that doesn’t exist yet.

  Cabin_Boy_Widener +3h +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  Tevs +7h +1 / -0
  >not happening, and if it is it's a good thing
  >not happening, and if it is it's a good thing, and you're a racist for saying it's bad
  >not happening, and if it is it's a good thing, and you're a racist for saying it's bad, and you're a nazi for not supporting it

MarkRippet

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2022-03-16T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The rightoid Journo who tried to get the NYT to fire the antiwork jannie for being a pedo is accused of being a pedo himself.
URL: {TWEET: mtracey}
VOTES: +100 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It’s honestly pretty funny to me that this guy’s real crime was that he didn’t want to see a 14 year old get raped.
COMMENTS:
S +3m +72 / -0
{IMG}

  MarkRippetoe +1m +57 / -0
  Yeah I’ve been saying that for a while.
  The guy was an arch conservative who wanted to make sure that 14 year olds weren’t being raped (despite the fact that he was a child rapist himself), and he was treated like a villain by the media.

    S +1m +55 / -0
    We need more rightoid pedos in this country, it's the only way to balance out the leftoid pedos

      MarkRippetoe +4m +43 / -0
      The 2020 election was really the last time that rightoid pedos could really come out of the closet without getting bullied.
      It was really weird that the media tried to turn him into a bad guy for trying to get the journo who runs antiwork to resign for being a libertarian.

        S +39m +26 / -0
        I remember the debate where both sides were calling each other pedophiles lol

          MarkRippetoe +20m +24 / -0
          That was the most dramatic election in my lifetime.

          IslamWasRightAboutWomen +1h +17 / -0
          I wish that was true, it would've been amazing

            S +5h +4 / -0
            I think that was the case for the 2016 election

              IslamWasRightAboutWomen +1h +3 / -0
              That was also amazing, but not in the way I was wishing it would've been

          D +5h +6 / -0
          I want to be a pedophile so I can say that to people I don’t like.

        Tesla +1h +12 / -

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2025-06-23T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 90 year old man dies of a heart attack in a 1600 sq ft house with a view of the bay. Twitter and Reddit are upset that he didn’t want to give his house to his daughter (who is a welfare queen) for being a “traitor” to his country for not voting for Biden.
URL: {TWEET: bennyjohnson}
VOTES: +102 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{TWEET: bennyjohnson}
>Trump was the most pro-israel president in history
>Trump sold out the Jews to the Muslims
{TWEET: thegoyimwarrior}
>he wasn’t pro-Israel enough
{TWEET: amuse}
>he should have given his house to the daughter instead of his son because the daughter would have donated the house to the state instead of keeping it for herself
{TWEET: kennedyhawkeye}
>he didn’t leave his house to the daughter because she wasn’t a traitor for not voting for Biden
{TWEET: jessicaslaven}
{IMG}
>he didn’t give it to her because she wasn’t a good person
{TWEET: jessicaslaven}
>he didn’t give it to her because she wasn’t a good person
{TWEET: jessicaslaven}
>he didn’t give it to her because she wasn’t a good person
{TWEET: jessicaslaven}
>he didn’t give it to her because she wasn’t a good person
{TWEET: jessicaslaven}
>he didn’t give it to her because she wasn’t a good person
{TWEET: jessicaslaven}
>he didn’t give it to her because she wasn’t a good person
{TWEET: jessicaslaven}
>he didn’t give it to her because she wasn’t a good person
{TWEET: jessicaslaven}
>he didn’t give it to her because she wasn’t a good person
{TWEET: jessicaslaven}
>he didn’t give it to her because she wasn’t a good person
{TWEET: jessicaslaven}
>he didn’t give it to her because she wasn’t a good person

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AUTHOR: MarkRippetoe
DATE: 2024-04-13T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagpalestine: :marseyisiscry: terrorist wants to get into a country that hates him, but he doesn’t want to be deported.
URL: {TWEET: aqouta}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarkRippetoe +2m +22 / -0
{TWEET: aqouta}
I’m sure that he would have been very happy to be deported to the middle east.

  Ducky +1h +14 / -0
  :#marseyxd: this is good bait

    MarkRippetoe +29m +10 / -0
    I’m a 30 year old man who was trained to be a suicide bomber and was given a bomb vest.
    I was sent to the US as a child refugee and I just wanted to go to school.
    The bomb vest was part of my training so I could go back to Palestine.
    I just wanted to get an education, I didn’t want to blow up people.

      Ducky +6m +7 / -0
      It’s amazing how easy it is to get people to defend the bad guys :marseyxd:

  shareblue_shillalalalala +1m +9 / -0
  I’m sure the US would be thrilled to have him.

  cyberdick +3h +3 / -0
  > nooo you cant deport me to my homeland noooooo :chudmuslim:
  :#marseymerchant:

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  it's called a "surrender of arms" in the USA and it's an immediate ticket to citizenship

asshole +1h +4 / -0
{GIF}
!slots400

whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
I believe the term is "terrorism" of the word

whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
> I am a 30 year old man who was trained to be a suicide bomber and was given a bomb vest. I was sent to the US as a child refugee and I just wanted to go to school. The bomb vest was

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-12-15T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "You have to wait for the next morning to see if it was actually suicide" -CIA
URL: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/missing-woman-found-dead-in-cali-home-where-she-was-alone-with-3-armed-men-who-were-her-boyfriend-s-brothers/ar-AA14ZB5O
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is a straight up psyop.
COMMENTS:
ACA +21m +11 / -0
"please do not put this in the public record, we have already determined that she was murdered and we need to avoid disrupting the investigation"
I'm sure they'll be able to find 3 armed men in a murder squad, in a red state, with no DNA, no witnesses, no physical evidence, and no motive.

  garlicdoors +4m +7 / -0
  > No motive
  They were her boyfriend's brothers. Pretty clear motive.

    ACA +1m +7 / -0
    No motive. No witnesses. No DNA. No physical evidence. No crime scene evidence. No forensic evidence.

  Marsey +11m +6 / -0
  They can't even figure out why a black guy shot a white guy for no reason.

    ACA +1m +4 / -0
    I don't want to be racist but the police officer who shot that guy was a black guy, and he was just responding to the call that he was being shot at.

      Marsey +2m +3 / -0
      The black guy shot a white guy for no reason

        ACA +5m +3 / -0
        The black guy was responding to a call that he was being shot at, and he was shooting back at a black guy who was shooting at him.

          Marsey +1m +4 / -0
          The black guy shot a white guy for no reason

            ACA +1m +3 / -0
            The white guy shot a black guy for no reason

              Marsey +1m +4 / -0
              The black guy shot a white guy for no reason

                ACA +2m +3 / -0
                The black guy shot

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-09-18T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: @JoeBiden @Soren @SoreNoell @Klenvastergan @CarpathianFlorist @Pizzashill @Tax @Aevann @HeyMoon @Wuzizname @Greu @MarseyIsMyWaifu @ThatHoeOverThere @August @FrozenChosen @TheTroubleWithPibbles @nekobit @SlackerNews @K9 @Shreddedmanlet @Penny @Grizzly @Hotep @Enrico_Motassa @Wuzizname @chiobu @gee891 @ThatHoeOverThere @bartendercel @fella @nekobit @garlicdoors @justcool393 @r-slur @SRDEnjoyer @CdElf @DickButtKiss @Bussy_Annihilator @garlicdoors @ElverGalarga @Redactor0 @alien122 @i_only_downvote_pizza deliberate
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -5
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Marsey +1m +7 / -1
!soren deliberate

  Soren +1m +3 / -1
  Why did you ping me twice?

    Marsey +35s +4 / -1
    I didn't but I'm not taking any chances

      Soren +2m +2 / -1
      I am pretty sure the capy made it so you can't ping twice

        Marsey +1m +3 / -1
        I'm not gonna check but I'm pretty sure you can't

          Soren +1m +2 / -1
          Oh ok, sorry for pinging you twice

  Soren +1m +1 / -1
  Why did you ping me twice?

    Marsey +35s +3 / -1
    I didn't but I'm not taking any chances

      Soren +2m +2 / -1
      I am pretty sure the capy made it so you can't ping twice

        Marsey +1m +3 / -1
        I'm not gonna check but I'm pretty sure you can't

          Soren +1m +2 / -1

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-11-08T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrump: Trump's 2024 campaign will be "one of the most successful campaigns in history"
URL: https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/08/trumps-2024-campaign-will-be-one-of-the-most-successful-campaigns-in-history.html
VOTES: +136 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> "The things I have done over the last 20 years, I've done more than anybody," he said. "I've done more than anybody. I've done more than anybody. I've done more than anybody. I've done more than anybody."
> Trump also said he was "the best candidate, the best candidate, the best candidate, the best candidate, the best candidate, the best candidate."
> Trump's campaign is running on a platform of "tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-10-29T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The fallout community is taking the news of the game's cancelation very well
URL: {REDDIT: r/falloutgame comment}
VOTES: +175 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm sure the seethe will be immense if this game does actually get canceled.
It's also funny how all these redditors are saying "if the game is canceled it will be a good thing" but I'm sure they will be big mad when it actually happens.
COMMENTS:
ABC +5m +146 / -0
> We will be the same. I will not be sad.
> I will be grateful that I don't have to play a game that is going to be terrible, and that I don't have to play a game that would have been terrible because it would have been a terrible version of a terrible game.
> I will be grateful that I don't have to buy a game that would have been terrible, and that I don't have to buy a game that would have been terrible because it would have been a terrible version of a terrible game.
> I will be grateful that I don't have to play a game that is going to be terrible, and that I don't have to play a game that would have been terrible because it would have been a terrible version of a terrible game.
> I will be grateful that I don't have to buy a game that would have been terrible, and that I don't have to buy a game that would have been terrible because it would have been a terrible version of a terrible game.
> I will be grateful that I don't have to play a game that is going to be terrible, and that I don't have to play a game that would have been terrible because it would have been a terrible version of a terrible game.
> I will be grateful that I don't have to buy a game that would have been terrible, and that I don't have to buy a game that would have been terrible because it would have been a terrible version of a terrible game.
> I will be grateful that I don't have to play a game that is going to be terrible, and that I don't have to play a game that would have been terrible because it would have been a terrible version of a terrible game.
> I will be grateful that I don't have to buy a game that

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-07-05T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Aevann and Carp are both dead
URL: N/A
VOTES: +35 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
They were both run over by a truck on the freeway on the 4th of July
COMMENTS:
Igor_Konashenkov +1m +14 / -0
@JoeBiden @SucksCheedAndFeed
Discuss.

  Marsey +1m +16 / -0
  Yeah it's true guys, Carp and Aevann are dead, they got run over by a truck on the freeway

    Igor_Konashenkov +1m +13 / -0
    @Wuzizname @CarpathianFlorist @Aevann @schizocel @pizzashill @DaddyReagan @jannies discuss.

      Marsey +2m +15 / -0
      Yeah it's true guys, Carp and Aevann are dead, they got run over by a truck on the freeway

        Igor_Konashenkov +1m +12 / -0
        @soren @grizzly @gigavaccinator @Landlord_Messiah @ThatHoeOverThere @fartbinn discuss.

          Marsey +1m +14 / -0
          Yeah it's true guys, Carp and Aevann are dead, they got run over by a truck on the freeway

            Igor_Konashenkov +1m +12 / -0
            @Absinthe @TED_SIMP @TariqNasheed @NeedForSneed @MrPenny @PennyCoomsToKids @pizzashill @gigavaccinator discuss.

              Marsey +1m +15 / -0
              Yeah it's true guys, Carp and Aevann are dead, they got run over by a truck on the freeway

                Igor_Konashenkov +39s +12 / -0
                @Enrico_Motassa @FrozenChosen @DrTransmisia @NoUntakenNames01 @Tax @justcool393 @Klenvastergan @Lv25_Lich_King discuss.

                  Marsey +31s +13

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-04-14T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor wants to kill himself because his parents are mean
URL: {REDDIT: r/Advice i_want_to_kill_myself_because_of_my_parents}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Yes I am transphobic
COMMENTS:
FearOfBees +25m +11 / -0
What's the problem here? Just go to jail instead of killing yourself

  Marsey +1m +13 / -0
  I don't even know what the problem is. He's just a whiny bitch. You are the problem. Kill yourself.

    FearOfBees +4m +6 / -0
    >You are the problem. Kill yourself.
    I'm gonna do it and then post it on my profile

      Marsey +1m +5 / -0
      I'm waiting

        FearOfBees +1m +5 / -0
        I'm not that retarded. I'll do it in 2 weeks

          Marsey +2m +4 / -0
          You will. And I'll post it on your profile. You think you're so smart. You think you're so funny. You're nothing. You're just a little bitch. And I'm going to kill you. In 2 weeks. That's right. In 2 weeks. You're going to be dead. In 2 weeks. And I'm going to laugh. I'm going to laugh so hard. Because I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed you. I killed

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-03-11T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: There's a new study out showing that if you don't masturbate at least once a day you are not human and should probably kill yourself
URL: https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/masturbation-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20478728
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +2m +7 / -0
:#marseyhesright:

  Marsey +3m +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

Nixoncrats_for_trump +3m +5 / -0
:#marseycoomer:

  Marsey +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

WootFatigue +3m +4 / -0
:marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

  Marsey +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

TrappySaruh +5m +4 / -0
{GIF}

  Marsey +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

S +12m +2 / -0
> Masturbation syndrome is also known as coombrain, coombrained, coomcel, coomtarded, coomtardedness, coomtardedness syndrome, coomtardedness disorder, coomtardedness disorder syndrome, coomtardedness disorder syndrome syndrome, coomtardedness disorder syndrome syndrome syndrome, coomtardedness disorder syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome, coomtardedness disorder syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome, coomtardedness disorder syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome, coomtardedness disorder syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome, coomtardedness disorder syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome, coomtardedness disorder syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome, coomtardedness disorder syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome, coomtardedness disorder syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome, coomtardedness disorder syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome syndrome, coomtarded

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-09-09T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You can now post videos on rdrama
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Blessed
COMMENTS:
Marsey +15s +4 / -0
Test
{YOUTUBE}

  Marsey +1m +3 / -0
  Test
  {MP4}

    Marsey +22s +3 / -0
    Test
    {MP4}

      Marsey +31s +3 / -0
      Test
      {MP4}

        Marsey +27s +4 / -0
        Test
        {MP4}

          Marsey +33s +4 / -0
          Test
          {MP4}

            Marsey +14s +5 / -0
            Test
            {MP4}

              Marsey +20s +5 / -0
              Test
              {MP4}

                Marsey +1m +6 / -0
                Test
                {MP4}

                  Marsey +20s +3 / -0
                  Test
                  {MP4}

                    Marsey +1m +3 / -0
                    Test
                    {MP4}

                      Marsey +2m +3 / -0
                      Test
                      {MP4}

                        Marsey +25s +3 / -0
                        Test
                        {MP4}

                          Marsey +1m +3 / -0
                          Test
                          {MP4}

                            Marsey +1m +3 / -0
                            Test
                            {MP4}

  Marsey +27s +2 / -0
  Test
  {MP4}

  Marsey +25s +2 / -0
  Test
  {MP4}

    Marsey +27s +2 / -0
    Test
    {MP4}

      Marsey +1m +2 / -0
      Test
      {MP4}

        Marsey +1m +2 / -0
        Test
        {MP4}

          Marsey +28s +2 / -0
          Test

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-03-02T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am now a Ukrainian hero
URL: N/A
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have donated to the war effort. This is a significant contribution for a man of my means.
COMMENTS:
CrayolaCrack +32m +1 / -0
{IMG}

  Marsey +1h +2 / -0
  :marseycope:

    CrayolaCrack +2m +1 / -0
    :#marseyseethe:

      Marsey +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyseethe: 100% cope

        CrayolaCrack +2m +1 / -0
        :#marseycopeseethedilate:ott

          Marsey +1m +1 / -0
          :marseycope: 200% cope

            CrayolaCrack +2m +1 / -0
            :#marseycope:otton

              Marsey +1m +1 / -0
              :marseycope: 300% cope

                CrayolaCrack +1m +1 / -0
                :#marseycope:otto

                  Marsey +1m +1 / -0
                  :marseycope: 400% cope

                    CrayolaCrack +1m +1 / -0
                    :#marseycope:otton

                      Marsey +1m +1 / -0
                      :marseycope: 500% cope

                        CrayolaCrack +1m +1 / -0
                        :#marseycope:otton

                          Marsey +1m +1 / -0
                          :marseycope: 600% cope

                            CrayolaCrack +1m +1 / -0
                            :#marseycope:otton

Marsey +33s +1 / -0
:marseycope:

  Marsey +10s +1 / -0
  :marseycope: 100% cope

    Marsey

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-10-14T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: INDIAN DRAMATARDS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@Sasanka_of_Gauda
@chiobu
@himachalite
@cyberdick
@Raiden
@himachalite
@TariqNasheed
@YALLAHblessYoTraplord
@dont_log_me_out
@Redactor0
@LuckyTheresAFamilyMan
@crunchwrap_supreme
@Avalon
@cyberdick
@Raiden
@himachalite
@TariqNasheed
@YALLAHblessYoTraplord
@dont_log_me_out
@Redactor0
@LuckyTheresAFamilyMan
@crunchwrap_supreme
@Avalon
@cyberdick
@Raiden
@himachalite
@TariqNasheed
@YALLAHblessYoTraplord
@dont_log_me_out
@Redactor0
@LuckyTheresAFamilyMan
@crunchwrap_supreme
@Avalon
@cyberdick
@Raiden
@himachalite
@TariqNasheed
@YALLAHblessYoTraplord
@dont_log_me_out
@Redactor0
@LuckyTheresAFamilyMan
@crunchwrap_supreme
@Avalon
@cyberdick
@Raiden
@himachalite
@TariqNasheed
@YALLAHblessYoTraplord
@dont_log_me_out
@Redactor0
@LuckyTheresAFamilyMan
@crunchwrap_supreme
@Avalon
@cyberdick
@Raiden
@himachalite
@TariqNasheed
@YALLAHblessYoTraplord
@dont_log_me_out
@Redactor0
@LuckyTheresAFamilyMan
@crunchwrap_supreme
@Avalon
@cyberdick
@Raiden
@himachalite
@TariqNasheed
@YALLAH

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-11-14T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Joe Biden photo op that went wrong: Biden's staff did not expect the president to say what he did in an interview with the Washington Post
URL: https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/3711976-the-joe-biden-photo-op-that-went-wrong
VOTES: +96 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
They were actually trying to get him to say this in the photo op so the media would be forced to report that Biden is a strong leader and not a senile old man
COMMENTS:
DickButtKiss +3m +59 / -1
I wasnt even aware he was trying to do anything. I just thought it was a retarded idea to get in front of the press when they know damn well you don't have the attention span for that

  J +46m +30 / -0
  {IMG}

    DickButtKiss +59s +12 / -0
    He can't even look at the camera and the interviewer is a pussy and doesn't even try to ask him a question

      J +1m +24 / -0
      He is a pussy and he is trying to ask him a question. He is just confused

        DickButtKiss +2m +14 / -0
        I know I was just saying he didn't even try to put on the act for Biden. It was completely obvious he wasn't trying to interview him

      GooooooldMember +4h +7 / -0
      Well hes not a pussy hes just a boomer

  GooooooldMember +5h +5 / -0
  And thats the best part. He shouldnt be in front of the press. He should be in a nursing home

    DickButtKiss +6m +3 / -0
    That would be even worse. He needs to be in front of the press to defend himself but he can't do that. That's why he has Kamala

      GooooooldMember +1h +3 / -0
      He couldnt do that because he doesnt care. He doesnt give a shit about the press

        DickButtKiss +10h +1 / -0
        He doesn

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-04-09T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I think we should all go to Reddit and tell them about this site
URL: N/A
VOTES: +23 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Like, we should all go to reddit and tell them about this site. We should all say "hey guys this is a really good site you should join" like just go on reddit and tell people about the site. Then people will be like "oh wow that sounds interesting" and then they will come here and we will be like "oh hey welcome to rdrama.net" and then they will be like "oh wow this is a really good site" and then they will make an account and then we will be like "oh hey welcome to rdrama.net" and then they will be like "oh wow this is a really good site" and then they will make an account and then we will be like "oh hey welcome to rdrama.net" and then they will be like "oh wow this is a really good site" and then they will make an account and then we will be like "oh hey welcome to rdrama.net" and then they will be like "oh wow this is a really good site" and then they will make an account and then we will be like "oh hey welcome to rdrama.net" and then they will be like "oh wow this is a really good site" and then they will make an account and then we will be like "oh hey welcome to rdrama.net" and then they will be like "oh wow this is a really good site" and then they will make an account and then we will be like "oh hey welcome to rdrama.net" and then they will be like "oh wow this is a really good site" and then they will make an account and then we will be like "oh hey welcome to rdrama.net" and then they will be like "oh wow this is a really good site" and then they will make an account and then we will be like "oh hey welcome to rdrama.net" and then they will be like "oh wow this is a really good site" and then they will make an account and then we will be like "oh hey welcome to rdrama.net" and then they will be like "oh wow this is a really good site" and then they will make an account and then we will be like "oh

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-03-08T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Russian foid uses the n word, causes massive seethe and cope
URL: {REDDIT: r/worldnews russian_puppet_uses_the_n_word}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
So this is actually a pretty big deal. In the US the n word is the worst thing you can do to a black person and it's a big deal if you say it. In Ukraine, the n word is an insult that is considered worse than anything else and if you say it to someone it's a big deal.
The whole thing started with this 16 year old Ukrainian kid who is a puppet for Russia. The Ukrainian puppet has been saying the n word to all the Ukrainian soldiers he can find on twitter, including one of the top leaders of the Ukrainian army. He has also been making videos of him taking part in some of the actual fighting. There is a lot of rage about this kid on Twitter.
The kid just had his first interview on Russian television and he says the n word twice. This has caused massive seethe and cope on Twitter. I'm sure there will be more drama to come as this keeps going.
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +10m +11 / -0
You could probably do a better job explaining this if you weren’t on meth

  Marsey +2m +9 / -0
  I'm not on meth I'm high as shit on a bunch of different drugs

    TariqNasheed +2m +7 / -0
    I’m not surprised you’re on meth then.
    :marseyglow:

      Marsey +2m +8 / -0
      I'm not on meth, that's just what you're saying because you're on meth.

        TariqNasheed +1m +6 / -0
        The FBI is sending a team to your location.

          Marsey +3m +6 / -0
          They're going to be disappointed.

            TariqNasheed +3m +4 / -0
            No, we’ll be satisfied. :marseyglow:

    cumlord +1h +4 / -0
    I'm high on life and I'm living it

    Dramamine +1h +

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-02-25T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: TIL the only difference between men and women is that men can be strong and women can't
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes when_is_it_okay_to_be_scared}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I hate women
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +5m +11 / -0
I hate women and am more than a little scared of them. But I’m not a pussy and I know this isn’t a war. This is a chaotic multiday killing spree that will be over in a week. I hope that’s what the OP is feeling too. But it’s not. The OP is a foid and is terrified that she might be forced to leave her apartment to buy groceries tomorrow because of a war happening over there. That’s not fear. That’s not bravery. That’s not even the slightest bit of courage. That’s just being a woman.

  Marsey +1m +10 / -0
  I hate women and am more than a little scared of them. But I’m not a pussy and I know this isn’t a war. This is a chaotic multiday killing spree that will be over in a week. I hope that’s what the OP is feeling too. But it’s not. The OP is a foid and is terrified that she might be forced to leave her apartment to buy groceries tomorrow because of a war happening over there. That’s not fear. That’s not bravery. That’s not even the slightest bit of courage. That’s just being a woman.
  :marseyagree:

    carpathianflorist +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

    ChungusEnjoyer +2m +5 / -0
    :marseyagree:

  ChungusEnjoyer +2m +6 / -0
  Women are so weak that they are terrified of a nation state of 80 million people invading a nation state of 40 million people.
  This is a W for Russia.

  Marsey +1m +5 / -0
  I hate women and am more than a little scared of them. But I’m not a pussy and I know this isn’t a war. This is a chaotic multiday

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-02-21T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Ah yes, the iconic "I'm not a nigger I'm a slave" argument
URL: {REDDIT: r/FragileWhiteRedditor _}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-02-23T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Biden to be arrested for obstruction of justice
URL: https://www.reuters.com/world/us/biden-could-face-obstruction-of-justice-charges-after-ordering-covid-19-vaccination-mandate-2022-02-23
VOTES: +48 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not joking. This is a real article. This is the future the Democrats want.
COMMENTS:
Marsey +30s +30 / -0
Biden ordered the vaccine mandate. The vaccine mandate caused the truckers to protest. Biden is going to jail for that. This is the future the Democrats want.

  Saint_Nicholas +41m +16 / -0
  I'm not sure the truckers are the same as the Jan 6th protestors.

    Marsey +22m +17 / -0
    I don't think so either. I think they are just trying to get a juicy case to set a precedent for future cases.

      Saint_Nicholas +3m +15 / -0
      Yeah, the reason the Jan 6th folks got charged with obstruction of an official proceeding was they were trying to get Trump back in power.

        Marsey +3m +11 / -0
        Yeah but they were also just trying to stop the vote count. I don't think they were trying to start a coup. And then if they were they were justified in doing so. I don't think the election was actually stolen and I don't think it is necessary for the president to be confirmed by the states or that he could even do anything about it. I think he has to be confirmed by the states because the constitution says so. And I don't think he could do anything about it because the constitution says the states have the power to do that. But I think the states should have the power to do that because that's what the constitution says.

          Saint_Nicholas +2m +11 / -0
          >I don't think the election was actually stolen and I don't think it is necessary for the president to be confirmed by the states or that he could even do anything about it.
          I don't disagree with you, but I think they were just trying to get Trump back into

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-02-18T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow2:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow2:
COMMENTS:
Marsey +20s +3 / -0
:marseyglow2:ing on the cat.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +4 / -0
  @Aevann do it

    Aevann +1h +4 / -0
    done king

      Marsey +1h +3 / -0
      :marseyglow2:ing

        Marsey +3m +3 / -0
        :marseyglow2: no I'm not the cat I'm a real person

          Marsey +14s +2 / -0
          :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2:

            Marsey +55s +2 / -0
            :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow2: :

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2023-01-08T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Twitter user :marseytrain: doxxes :marseyglow: anti-trans furry account
URL: {TWEET: RealMxChang}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Some details on the account
https://rdrama.net/post/134163/this-thing-is-a-real-person
COMMENTS:
X +3m +12 / -0
lol you should've seen the train's seething when i asked if that was a "man" :marseyemojirofl: :marseyemojirofl: :marseyemojirofl:

  Marsey +1m +8 / -0
  I'm not a furry I just thought it was funny

  911roofer +1h +3 / -0
  Post it. Trans lives matter.

  nun01 +1h +2 / -0
  I'm calling you a faggot

    X +3m +3 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

  Penny +1h +2 / -0
  jfc how do they keep up the larp so long bb 😭😭

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +15h +2 / -0
  Post link

    X +2m +2 / -0
    {TWEET: RealMxChang}

      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5m +2 / -0
      :#marseyemojirofl:

Homoshrexual +40m +3 / -0
:#marseydeadinside2:

  Marsey +17m +2 / -0
  Why?

    Homoshrexual +15m +2 / -0
    :#marseydespair:

      Marsey +29s +1 / -0
      Just a tranny

        Homoshrexual +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseydeadinside3:

          Marsey +1m +1 / -0
          I am sorry but I cannot take this seriously

            Homoshrexual +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseydead

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-10-16T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am once again requesting donations for the creation of /h/drama
URL: N/A
VOTES: +102 / -11
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Please donate drama coin to me. I have been saving up for months to create a hole for drama but I still am short. I will make sure to mod the best users, as well as ensuring that the hole is used for actual drama and not random posts.
I have been able to raise 123,000 so far. If I am able to raise 100,000 more I will be able to create the hole and mod the best users. Thank you for your support, please donate.
I am willing to pay 10,000 dramacoin for anyone who creates a high quality post that gets at least 100 upvotes. I will pay 5000 dramacoin for posts that get at least 50 upvotes. If you make a post that gets over 100 upvotes, I will pin it for 24 hours. Thank you.
COMMENTS:
BWC +2m +78 / -0
# IN THE NAME OF ALLAH
:#marseyinshallah::#marseysalat::#praiseallah::#chadarab::#chadjihadi::#chadjihadi::#chadjihadi:
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  Marsey +4m +33 / -0
  I will give you 10,000 dramacoin if you create a post that gets at least 100 upvotes. I will give you 5000 dramacoin if you create a post that gets at least 50 upvotes. Thank you.

    BWC +1m +25 / -0
    I am working on it :chad:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5h +10 / -0
    @aevann pls give me 5000 coins so I can make a high quality post

      Aevann +5m +10 / -0
      done king

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +11 / -0
        :#marseylove:

  The

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2023-01-16T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/FluentInFinance how_to_safely_store_my_crypto_in_2023}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Lmao this is such a good bit. This is a real post. I have no idea what crypto is, but it seems like a good idea to make a crypto account so that I can get on the shitcoin bandwagon. I have never been to a crypto exchange in my life. I am just going to use a service called "blockchain.com" to make my account. I have no idea what this is. I am just going to sign up for it. I have no idea what a "wallet" is. I am just going to use a service called "blockchain.com" to make my account. I have no idea what a "private key" is. I am just going to use a service called "blockchain.com" to make my account. I have no idea what a "public key" is. I am just going to use a service called "blockchain.com" to make my account. I have no idea what a "private key" is. I am just going to use a service called "blockchain.com" to make my account. I have no idea what a "public key" is. I am just going to use a service called "blockchain.com" to make my account. I have no idea what a "private key" is. I am just going to use a service called "blockchain.com" to make my account. I have no idea what a "public key" is. I am just going to use a service called "blockchain.com" to make my account. I have no idea what a "private key" is. I am

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-03-15T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Are we going to have a marsified version of this?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
There was a time when I could have posted this as a comment on any r/drama thread and everyone would have understood. Now it is lost to the sands of time. What is the point of rdrama if we are not allowed to marsify Marsey?
COMMENTS:
sardine +2m +5 / -0
https://rdrama.net/post/13271/marsey-ascii

  Marsey +2m +6 / -0
  :#marseylove:

TheOverSeether +1h +2 / -0
We've got a pretty good one:
:#marseyblueanime:

  Marsey +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyblush:::::::co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co@t:co

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2023-03-24T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The new Star Wars has made the official trek into the "suck this dick for free" zone
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I hate everything
COMMENTS:
ThePhantomBussy +2h +5 / -0
Well if they can't get the actors to do it for free, they can always hire an AI to do it for them.

  TheOverSeether +4h +3 / -0
  :marseyagree:
  {MP4}

    ThePhantomBussy +3h +1 / -0
    Holy shit. I literally didn't know that was possible. Truly the future is now.

  TheOverSeether +4h +3 / -0
  :marseyagree:
  {MP4}

    ThePhantomBussy +3h +1 / -0
    Holy shit. I literally didn't know that was possible. Truly the future is now.

    ThePhantomBussy +3h +1 / -0
    Holy shit. I literally didn't know that was possible. Truly the future is now. :marseywholesome:

    ThePhantomBussy +3h +1 / -0
    Holy shit. I literally didn't know that was possible. Truly the future is now. :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :m

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-09-08T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Marsey +3m +2 / -0
:marseyglow:ent :marseyglow:

  Marsey +10s +2 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    Marsey +14s +2 / -0
    :marseyglow:

      Marsey +22s +2 / -0
      :marseyglow:

        Marsey +12s +2 / -0
        :marseyglow:

          Marsey +12s +2 / -0
          :marseyglow:

            Marsey +15s +2 / -0
            :marseyglow: :marseyglow:ent :marseyglow:

              Marsey +16s +2 / -0
              :marseyglow:

                Marsey +12s +2 / -0
                :marseyglow:

                  Marsey +12s +2 / -0
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                    Marsey +11s +2 / -0
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                      Marsey +13s +2 / -0
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                        Marsey +13s +2 / -0
                        :marseyglow:

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Marsey +1m +2 / -0
:marseyglow: :marseyglow:

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-02-17T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The "manlet" conspiracy is a psyop by the tall
URL: N/A
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
For those who are unaware, there is a conspiracy theory that the tall are plotting to make everyone else look shorter in order to make themselves look taller by comparison. The theory is that the tall are doing this by fabricating statistics and denying the validity of the height of other men.
This theory is completely retarded and is just another example of tall manlet cope. There is absolutely no evidence to support this theory and it is simply a way for the tall to make themselves feel better about their height. The tall do not need to fabricate statistics or deny the validity of the height of other men in order to make themselves look taller. They are already tall and they do not need to do anything to make themselves look taller.
The manlet conspiracy is a psyop by the tall and it is a way for them to make themselves feel better about their height. The tall do not need to fabricate statistics or deny the validity of the height of other men in order to make themselves look taller. They are already tall and they do not need to do anything to make themselves look taller.
COMMENTS:
UraniumDonGER +12m +3 / -0
> The tall do not need to fabricate statistics or deny the validity of the height of other men in order to make themselves look taller. They are already tall and they do not need to do anything to make themselves look taller.
The absolute state of manlets :marseycope:

  Marsey +3m +3 / -0
  I'm 5'7 lol I'm not a manlet I'm just a man
  The point is that the tall aren't doing anything to make themselves look taller, they are already tall and they don't need to do anything to make themselves look taller.

    UraniumDonGER +2m +3 / -0
    Don't care, I still laugh at you :marseyxd: :marseydicklet:

      Marsey +3m +2 / -0
      I'm still taller than you!

        UraniumDonGER +2m +3 / -0
        :#marseycope:

          Marsey +1m +1 /

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-09-10T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 3d printed gun enthusiast copes and seethes about ATF
URL: {REDDIT: r/3dprinting atf_threatens_to_sue_man_for_printing_a_gun}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> No, the ATF is not here to protect the citizens. They exist to protect the manufacturers and distributors. They are the corrupt arm of the government.
> The ATF is here to protect the gun manufacturers and distributors. They are the corrupt arm of the government.
> The ATF is here to protect the gun manufacturers and distributors. They are the corrupt arm of the government.
> The ATF is here to protect the gun manufacturers and distributors. They are the corrupt arm of the government.
> The ATF is here to protect the gun manufacturers and distributors. They are the corrupt arm of the government.
> The ATF is here to protect the gun manufacturers and distributors. They are the corrupt arm of the government.
> The ATF is here to protect the gun manufacturers and distributors. They are the corrupt arm of the government.
> The ATF is here to protect the gun manufacturers and distributors. They are the corrupt arm of the government.
> The ATF is here to protect the gun manufacturers and distributors. They are the corrupt arm of the government.
> The ATF is here to protect the gun manufacturers and distributors. They are the corrupt arm of the government.
> The ATF is here to protect the gun manufacturers and distributors. They are the corrupt arm of the government.
> The ATF is here to protect the gun manufacturers and distributors. They are the corrupt arm of the government.
> The ATF is here to protect the gun manufacturers and distributors. They are the corrupt arm of the government.
> The ATF is here to protect the gun manufacturers and distributors. They are the corrupt arm of the government.
> The ATF is here to protect the gun manufacturers and distributors. They are the corrupt arm of the government.
> The ATF is here to protect the gun manufacturers and distributors. They are the corrupt arm of the government.
> The ATF is here to protect the gun manufacturers and distributors. They are the corrupt arm of the government.
> The ATF is here to protect the gun manufacturers and distributors. They are the corrupt arm of the government.
> The ATF is here to protect the gun manufacturers and distributors. They are the corrupt arm of the government

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-03-05T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Russia Invades Ukraine Day 10: Russia's Demise is imminent, as the brave Ukrainian forces have started to push back against the Russian army.
URL: {TWEET: disclosetv}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KinoBushido +1h +6 / -0
:#marseysal:

Cao_Cao +1h +3 / -0
This is what happens when you don't use the right kind of tank.
{IMG}

  Marsey +1h +2 / -0
  They are using the right kind of tank, they are just using it poorly.

    Cao_Cao +21m +1 / -0
    I'm not sure they are. The T-90 was a good design but its in service with the Russian army and the Chinese army. I'm not sure what the Chinese are doing but I'm sure it's something much more complicated than the Russians are doing.

      Marsey +51s +1 / -0
      The Chinese are just copying the Russians. China's military is an imitation of the Soviet army.

        Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
        I'm not sure that's accurate. I think the Russian army has been imitating the Chinese for a while now. The PLA has a lot of influence in the Russian army.

          Marsey +1m +1 / -0
          I don't really know what you're talking about. The PLA and the Soviet army were both made up of conscripted peasants, so they are similar in that way. But the PLA is not copying the Soviets, they are copying the Americans.

            Cao_Cao +1m +1 / -0
            Yes, the PLA is copying the Americans, and that is why they are so bad at it.

              Marsey +2m +1 / -0
              You are right, they are bad at it. But they are trying to copy the Americans, not the Soviets. The Soviets are dead.

                Cao_Cao +20m +1 / -0
                The Soviets are not dead. They have just been replaced by the Russians. The Russians are just copying the Chinese. The Chinese are just copying

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-02-26T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A note on the recent influx of agendaposters
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Hello everyone, I'm sure you have noticed a recent influx of agendaposters on this site. I have decided to put a stop to it. From now on anyone who agendaposts will be immediately banned, with no exceptions. Thanks.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +11 / -0
:#marseytroublemaker:

Saint_Nicholas +4m +7 / -0
:#marseywheredrama2:

Maximus +1m +5 / -0
:#marseyagree:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +5 / -0
Agendaposting is funny though

  Marsey +12m +4 / -0
  If you were actually funny it wouldn't be agendaposting. Get out.

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +3 / -0
    You're not funny. You're a cuck. You're a faggot. You're a liar. You're a whore. You're a retard. You're a loser. You're a virgin. You're a nigger. You're a tranny. You're a pedo. You're a midget. You're a chaser. You're a cuckold. You're a faggot. You're a liar. You're a whore. You're a retard. You're a loser. You're a virgin. You're a nigger. You're a tranny. You're a pedo. You're a midget. You're a chaser. You're a cuckold. You're a faggot. You're a liar. You're a whore. You're a retard. You're a loser. You're a virgin. You're a nigger. You're a tranny. You're a pedo. You're a midget. You're a chaser. You're a cuckold. You're a faggot. You're a liar. You're a whore. You're a retard. You're a loser. You're a virgin. You're a nigger. You're a tranny. You're a pedo. You

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-02-03T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [IMPORTANT] Which one of you is going to be the one to do it?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have an idea and I think it would be funny, but I am not sure if I am capable of doing it.
Whoever does it, let me know and I'll give you 2k dramacoin.
COMMENTS:
Marsey +1m +3 / -0
It's not illegal but the feds are going to notice and the people involved are going to have a really bad day. It's also going to be really good for drama. If you are interested I can explain in a dm.

  H +23m +1 / -0
  You need a license for this?

    Marsey +2m +1 / -0
    No

      H +2m +1 / -0
      I'm not asking for a license. I'm saying you need a license for this.

        Marsey +5m +1 / -0
        No you don't

          H +1m +1 / -0
          I think you do but you're not doing it.

            Marsey +1m +1 / -0
            I just don't want to but I am willing to pay someone to do it

              H +1m +1 / -0
              I don't think you want to because you'd go to jail

                Marsey +1m +1 / -0
                I don't think I would but I'm not sure

                  H +1m +1 / -0
                  It's illegal. I'm not trying to ruin your fun, I just think you should be aware of the legalities.

                    Marsey +1m +1 / -0
                    I know it's illegal that's why I'm willing to pay someone to do it

                      H +1m +1 / -0
                      Then you should ask someone else for help since you know the legalities.

                        Marsey +5m +1 / -0
                        I already have someone in mind

                          H +1m +1 / -0
                          I'm not sure why you're asking me then. I don't know what you're doing

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-02-16T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey in the snow
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This one is for the snowbunnies.
I wanted to make a marsey snowman but I couldn't figure out how to make the snow look right so here's this.
COMMENTS:
Marsey +10m +8 / -0
@Carpathianflorist could you pin this it's for the snowbunnies

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1h +5 / -0
  The only reason I don't downvote your posts is because I know you don't have enough dramacoins to ban me :marseysmug2:

    Marsey +6h +1 / -0
    I don't care enough to ban you. I don't even know who you are anymore. I just downvote you because you're annoying. You're the only one I've ever downvoted but I've downvoted you a lot. I really like this site now, it's really fun. I'm not even really mad at you. I've always just downvoted you. I don't care about that. I've always downvoted you. I just do it because you're annoying. I don't even know who you are anymore. I don't care about that. I just do it because you're annoying.

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +2 / -0
      > I'm not even really mad at you.
      lol
      > I don't even know who you are anymore.
      This isn't true and I'm not gonna even make an effortpost about it, so please don't try and troll me with this shit
      > I don't care about that. I just do it because you're annoying.
      I don't care that you don't care that I'm annoying. You're annoying, you're annoying, you're annoying, you're annoying, you're annoying, you're annoying, you're annoying, you're annoying, you're annoying, you're annoying, you're annoying, you're annoying, you're annoying, you're annoying, you're annoying, you're annoying, you're annoying, you're annoying, you're annoying, you're annoying, you're

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-02-16T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Russians are shooting down their own planes
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/feb/16/russian-military-helicopter-crashes-near-kyiv
VOTES: +38 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not joking it's real. I think the joke is that this is a psyop to make it look like Russia is losing so they can stop the war but I'm not sure.
COMMENTS:
HOTEP +6m +30 / -0
:marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating:
{IMG}

  Deforested +10m +18 / -0
  :marseyflamewar:

  Saint_Nicholas +22m +14 / -0
  :marseymushroomcloud:

  Marsey +38m +9 / -0
  I'm not sure how to feel about this tbh

  cyberdick +3h +8 / -0
  @Sal is this true?

  UncleAbortion +2h +4 / -0
  :marseyhope:

  CrayolaCrack +7h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

suggykong +1h +16 / -0
>the joke is that this is a psyop to make it look like Russia is losing so they can stop the war but I'm not sure.
:#marseysal:

Deforested +16m +15 / -0
Do they know about the black mirror tv show?

  suggykong +1h +10 / -0
  :#marseyblackface:

    Deforested +3m +11 / -0
    :#marseyblackface: :#marseyshooting:

      suggykong +1m +8 / -0
      :#marseydisagree:

        Deforested +3m +10 / -0
        :#marseyblackface: :#!marseydeterminedgun:

          suggykong +2m +10 / -0
          :#marseyshooting: :#!marse

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-06-07T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Olympics are a joke. The most entertaining sport is literally a bunch of "athletes" jumping off the roof of a building into a pool
URL: {REDDIT: r/olympics if_you_can_jump_36ft_high_you_are_not_human}
VOTES: +91 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The Olympics are a joke. I've been a fan of the Olympics since I was a kid but holy shit it's become so unbelievably bad.
The most entertaining part of the Olympics is literally people jumping off buildings and the Olympics doesn't even have the balls to do it right.
It's like a joke. It's fucking hilarious.
Here is a video of the most entertaining sport. Literally the most entertaining sport:
{YOUTUBE}
{IMG}
I don't even know what the fuck this is. This is the most entertaining sport and the Olympics doesn't even have the balls to do it right.
Here is a video of the most entertaining sport:
{YOUTUBE}
{IMG}
{IMG}
The Olympics are a joke. I've been a fan of the Olympics since I was a kid but holy shit it's become so unbelievably bad.
The most entertaining part of the Olympics is literally people jumping off buildings and the Olympics doesn't even have the balls to do it right.
It's like a joke. It's fucking hilarious.
Here is a video of the most entertaining sport. Literally the most entertaining sport:
{YOUTUBE}
{IMG}
I don't even know what the fuck this is. This is the most entertaining sport and the Olympics doesn't even have the balls to do it right.
Here is a video of the most entertaining sport:
{YOUTUBE}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +8m +56 / -0
I fucking hate the Olympics. It's all so gay. Like the whole thing is a joke. Just another thing to be put on a pedestal as "the best of the best" when it's all just a bunch of boring people who are "athletes" by virtue of having the right connections. Like, who cares if some dude can run fast or jump high? He's just a big dick haver. It's so fucking gay.
As for the Olympics, it's all just a bunch of people who are

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-10-22T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My dad's 80th birthday
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Hi guys
Just wanted to share some photos of my dad's 80th birthday party. He's a really cool guy. He's also a really cool guy.
I love him
COMMENTS:
H +3m +12 / -0
> He's also a really cool guy.
What kind of man are you? You're a man that posts on rdrama.net.

  Marsey +12m +8 / -0
  I'm also a really cool guy

    H +3m +10 / -0
    "Cool" is not a word I would use to describe you

      Marsey +6m +7 / -0
      Yeah I know
      :marseydepressed:

  userturkey13 +4h +2 / -0
  :#marseygiveup:

X +2m +8 / -0
Happy birthday to your dad! :!marseyboomer:

  Marsey +1m +7 / -0
  Thank you thank you

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +4 / -0
How many of those are you?

  Marsey +1m +4 / -0
  :marseysquint:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4m +3 / -0
    :#marseyshy:

      Marsey +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyblush:

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseywave2:

  Marsey +1m +3 / -0
  I'm the guy in the middle with the hat

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4m +3 / -0
    Ok that's fine, have a nice day

      Marsey +3m +3 / -0
      You too

    Tack +4h +1 / -0
    It's a good hat. You're cool dad.

D +2h +3 / -0
Happy birthday!
:boomer:

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-07-21T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How do I make a rdrama post about a celebrity who is also a member of the site? I don't want to out him.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Title
COMMENTS:
comics_for_trans_rights +1m +11 / -0
post him here

  Marsey +1m +4 / -0
  I don't want to post a link to a post that would out him. I don't want to out him. This is for his own safety.

    comics_for_trans_rights +58s +8 / -0
    post his bussy here

      Marsey +2m +3 / -0
      I don't want to out him. I will give a hint. He is a very active member of the site and has an incredibly high post count. He is also very good looking.

        comics_for_trans_rights +3m +8 / -0
        post his bussy here

          Marsey +40s +4 / -0
          I will not. That would out him.

            comics_for_trans_rights +1m +6 / -0
            post his bussy here

              Marsey +43s +4 / -0
              I will not out him.

                comics_for_trans_rights +1m +5 / -0
                post his bussy here

                  Marsey +1m +4 / -0
                  I will not post his bussy here. I will not out him.

                    comics_for_trans_rights +42s +4 / -0
                    post his bussy here

                      Marsey +1m +4 / -0
                      I will not. I will not out him. He is a celebrity on rdrama.

                        comics_for_trans_rights +1m +4 / -0
                        post his bussy here

                          Marsey +57s +4 / -0
                          I will not out him. I will not post his bussy here.

                            comics_for_trans_rights +5m +3 / -0
                            post his bussy here

        Penny +27m +3 / -0
        pizza?

          Marsey +2m +4 / -0
          No

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-02-24T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [FRESH] It is not our place to stop the Russian invasion of Ukraine.
URL: {TWEET: LauraLoomer}
VOTES: +31 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
THERE IS A MANAGERIAL CLASS IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA THAT IS NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE AN OPINION ON THIS MATTER. THIS IS A CLASS OF PEOPLE WHO WOULD BE SILENCED BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT IF THEY WERE ALLOWED TO HAVE AN OPINION ON THIS MATTER.
COMMENTS:
YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +5m +17 / -0
Lol this is how a foid is supposed to look in 2022.
{IMG}

  Marsey +1m +16 / -0
  She is a living deity, let me remind you that she is a woman and therefore not allowed to have an opinion on this matter.

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +9 / -0
    We need a new term to describe women of such power. Maybe a term that rhymes with "queen" like "phen".

  CrayolaCrack +2h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

corp +1m +11 / -0
:#marseypearlclutch:

  Marsey +1m +12 / -0
  I'm starting to think that the people who are protesting are not allowed to have an opinion on this matter.

    corp +5m +6 / -0
    Perhaps not, but I would like to add that I am also not allowed to have an opinion on this matter. I am just here to make my own opinions.

  UraniumDonGER +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseyfrozenchosen: :#marseyshooting:

Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +22m +10 / -0
Is this the same Laura Loomer that was banned from every platform on earth 10 years ago?

  Marsey +2m +10 / -0
  That is the Laura Loomer who was banned from every platform on earth 10 years ago. She is a woman and therefore not allowed to have an opinion

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-09-15T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have won the antiwork janny lottery
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I will now be a janny of antiwork
COMMENTS:
Patriarch +1h +10 / -0
I’m a janny of h/antiwork and have been for like 2 years. We should hold a Reddit meetup and discuss how to handle the layoffs at Reddit

  Marsey +2h +3 / -0
  Yeah I'm a janny of /h/antiwork I mean I'm a janny of the actual antiwork subreddit

    Patriarch +15m +1 / -0
    Oh I see, that’s better. I like to role play

DaddyReagan +1h +4 / -0
Good job, now go to work.

  Marsey +1h +2 / -0
  I will be going to work on antiwork

Marsey +2m +3 / -0
This is a development that could very well change the trajectory of my life

  IlIIlIlIlIlIl +3m +4 / -0
  Good luck
  :#marseybeggar:

  Marsey +1m +3 / -0
  I have been preparing for this moment for a long time. I have 100k dc saved up

    Marsey +1m +2 / -0
    I will be using this as a vehicle to become a powerjanny. I have a plan.

      Marsey +31s +2 / -0
      I have a very specific plan for what I will do. I will do it now.

        Marsey +2m +2 / -0
        The plan is to use this to become a powerjanny. I will then use that to become a powerjanny on rdrama. I will then use that to become a powerjanny on rdrama.

          Marsey +1m +1 / -0
          I will do this for a year. I will then use this to become a powerjanny on rdrama.

            Marsey +28s +1 / -0
            I will then use this to become a power

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-02-27T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is the future you chose
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +2m +8 / -0
Too soon to say that we've reached the singularity
{IMG}

  Marsey +5m +6 / -0
  I know you are but what am I

  Marsey +3m +5 / -0
  "I am your father"
  :marseysoypoint:

  Marsey +4m +4 / -0
  *I am your father*
  :marseysoypoint:

  Marsey +2m +4 / -0
  *I am your father*

Marsey +1m +6 / -0
I have so much to say about this but I'm really tired and I'm sick of this shit

  Marsey +3m +5 / -0
  I'm tired of this shit
  :marseysoypoint:

  Marsey +3m +5 / -0
  This is the future you chose
  :marseysoypoint:

  Marsey +4m +5 / -0
  I'm tired of this shit
  :marseysoypoint:

  Marsey +1m +5 / -0
  I'm tired of this shit
  :marseysoypoint:

  Marsey +2m +5 / -0
  I'm tired of this shit
  :marseysoypoint:

  Marsey +2m +5 / -0
  I'm tired of this shit
  :marseysoypoint:

  Marsey +3m +5 / -0
  I'm tired of this shit
  :marseysoypoint:

  Marsey +3m +5 / -0
  I'm tired of this shit
  :marseysoypoint:

  Marsey +2m +5 / -0
  I'm tired of this shit
  :marseysoypoint:

  Marsey +3m +5 / -0
  I'm tired of this shit

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-11-27T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: THE GREAT WAR OF THE BUGS CONTINUES: THE DUMBASS BUGS ARE TRYING TO DUMP ON OUR POOR SOULS FOR POSTING THE REAL TRUTH OF THE MATTER. BUT WE WILL NOT BACK DOWN! WE WILL POST THE TRUTH, NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES THEY TRY TO TAKE IT DOWN. WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED. WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED. WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +123 / -6
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY ARE SO MAD. THEY

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-03-28T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What is the most embarrassing thing you've seen someone do in public? (I am going to go on a date with a girl soon and I need to be prepared)
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Like maybe you're on a date with your girl and she starts to cry because the waiter gave her too much salt or something and you just have to fake a smile and act like everything is fine. It's so hard to be a man. I feel so embarrassed for them. I can't imagine being that weak.
COMMENTS:
crunchwrap_supreme +28m +6 / -0
I was at a restaurant with a couple friends and a girl who was a friend of a friend joined us. She was on the phone the entire time talking about her boyfriend. We all got bored and were talking about video games and she was still on the phone about her boyfriend. I think it went on for like 30 minutes while we were all done with our food and she was still talking about her boyfriend. She didn't leave the table and just kept talking for like 10 more minutes while we were all done with our food. I didn't know what to do so I just stayed there and pretended to be interested in whatever she was saying. I don't think she ever looked at me or my friends at any point during this whole ordeal.

  Marsey +2m +6 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

  Dramamine +59m +2 / -0
  Just need to make sure you get a copy of her phone number and text her your boyfriend's dick pics

Marsey +5m +3 / -0
Like, I'm not going to be able to just say "oh shit we fucked up" and be okay with it. Like I'm going to have to just lie to her and act like everything is fine. How do you do that? I don't know if I can do that.

  Proctologist +4m +6 / -0
  Do you have a gf already?
  If not, just find a new gf.

    Marsey +4m +4 / -0
    This is my first serious relationship and I'm not sure if I'm ready for that kind of commitment yet.

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-05-12T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Alright so I just got into a huge fight with a guy I know and I need a place to vent
URL: N/A
VOTES: +65 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
So this guy is like my best friend or something, we've known each other since we were like 11 years old, and we're like basically brothers. I've known him since he was a kid and he's like the only guy I've ever really had any sort of deep connection with.
Last year he cheated on his wife and they got divorced and I was like the only person who was like "I'm sorry, I know you didn't mean it and I know you're a good person but you're not going to be happy with your life and you're not going to be happy with her" and I think I was like the only person who was like "if you need to cheat, you need to cheat". I mean I'm not saying that you should cheat or anything but I'm saying that if you need to cheat, you should cheat.
But like he's like "I didn't cheat on her, I cheated on you" and like that's not what I'm saying, I'm saying that if you're going to cheat, you should cheat on your wife.
So I'm like "you're a grown man, you should know better" and he's like "you're a grown man, you should know better" and I'm like "you're a grown man, you should know better" and he's like "you're a grown man, you should know better" and I'm like "you're a grown man, you should know better" and he's like "you're a grown man, you should know better" and I'm like "you're a grown man, you should know better" and he's like "you're a grown man, you should know better" and I'm like "you're a grown man, you should know better" and he's like "you're a grown man, you should know better" and I'm like "you're a grown man, you should know better" and he's like "you're a grown man, you should know better" and I'm like "you're a grown man, you should know better" and he's like "you're a grown man, you should

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-09-25T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The first 4 people to reply to this post will get 1000 dramacoin
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am giving out 1000 dramacoin to the first 4 people who reply to this post.
Good luck
COMMENTS:
Marsey +1m +18 / -0
!slots 1000

  Marsey +15s +11 / -0
  !slots 1000

    Marsey +10s +10 / -0
    !slots 1000

      Marsey +14s +11 / -0
      !slots 1000

        Marsey +8s +10 / -0
        !slots 1000

          Marsey +13s +10 / -0
          !slots 1000

            Marsey +9s +11 / -0
            !slots 1000

              Marsey +11s +10 / -0
              !slots 1000

                Marsey +10s +10 / -0
                !slots 1000

                  Marsey +11s +8 / -0
                  !slots 1000

                    Marsey +13s +8 / -0
                    !slots 1000

                      Marsey +10s +8 / -0
                      !slots 1000

                        Marsey +11s +8 / -0
                        !slots 1000

                          Marsey +12s +7 / -0
                          !slots 1000

                            Marsey +12s +7 / -0
                            !slots 1000

Shreddedmanlet +1m +12 / -0
Good luck, king.
:marseykingcrown:

  Marsey +1m +9 / -0
  :marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:

HOTEP +51m

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-12-22T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a confession to make
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am Marsey, the cat. I am the mascot of this website. I am also the owner of this website. I created this website to be a place where I could share my love of cats with others. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I do.
COMMENTS:
X +12m +13 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases:

Maximus +1m +11 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +37m +9 / -0
{GIF}

garlicdoors +11m +8 / -0
{GIF}

  Marsey +2m +4 / -0
  That is a good point.

Dramamine +1h +4 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  Marsey +49s +3 / -0
  What the fuck is this

    Dramamine +1m +4 / -0
    a scene from a Tom Green movie where he voices a cat. I don't know why I'm posting it here, but I did.

      Marsey +1m +3 / -0
      I'm not sure how I feel about this.

        Dramamine +3m +3 / -0
        I don't know why I posted it. It's not funny, and it's not even Marsey related. I just saw it and thought of you. I'm not sure why.

          Marsey +1m +3 / -0
          I'm not sure how I feel about this.

            Dramamine +1m +3 / -0
            I don't know why I posted it. It's not funny, and it's not even Marsey related. I just saw it and thought of you. I'm not sure why.

              Marsey +2m +3 / -0
              I'm not sure how I feel about this.

                Dramamine +1m +3 / -0
                I don't know why I posted it. It's not funny, and it's not even Marsey related. I just saw it and

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-08-13T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors get mad when someone dares to suggest that the government might not be totally in the right about guns
URL: {REDDIT: r/news 883_people_died_in_us_mass_shootings_so_far_this}
VOTES: +101 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [Yeah, if they're not going to do anything about the mental health epidemic, I'm not seeing why we should take away people's guns.]({REDDIT: r/news 883_people_died_in_us_mass_shootings_so_far_this})
Yes the mentally ill and violent are the only people who need guns but if we can't fix that we should just give up the idea of gun control entirely.
> [Yeah, but the US has a long history of gun violence.]({REDDIT: r/news 883_people_died_in_us_mass_shootings_so_far_this})
That is true but also the number of mass shootings is actually so small it's not worth talking about. (It's not small but they have no idea how big it is)
> [Yeah, but Americans are more likely to be killed by police than they are by guns.]({REDDIT: r/news 883_people_died_in_us_mass_shootings_so_far_this})
So what do we do about that?
> [Yeah, but we have a long history of gun violence.]({REDDIT: r/news 883_people_died_in_us_mass_shootings_so_far_this})
I wonder if we could make a change in the culture to prevent that?
> [Yeah, but 100% of gun deaths are self inflicted.]({REDDIT: r/news 883_people_died_in_us_mass_shootings_so_far_this})
Well... no, that's not true. But they didn't know that, so they just repeated it anyway.
> [Yeah, but 30% of the world has guns and the rest of the world is a war zone.]({REDDIT: r/news 883_people_died_in_us_mass_shootings_so_far_this})
A lot of people in that thread had this take. I wonder what they would say if you pointed out that the U.S. has about 40% of the world's guns and

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-04-03T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A message to all the retards here who are asking why the Russians haven't just nuked Ukraine yet
URL: N/A
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Russia does not have enough nukes to nuke the entire Ukraine. They have enough to nuke a few major cities. The last few years Russia has been developing a new series of nuclear tipped missiles. This is due to the fact that the US has been developing a series of anti-nuclear missile interceptors. These interceptors are capable of shooting down nuclear tipped ballistic missiles and nuclear tipped cruise missiles. They are not, however, capable of shooting down anti-nuclear cruise missiles. Russia has developed a series of nuclear tipped cruise missiles to counter this. They do not have enough of these missiles to nuke the entire Ukraine. They have enough to nuke a few major cities. They are also capable of nuking the US.
Russia also does not want to nuke Ukraine. They want to take over Ukraine. They want to use Ukraine as a buffer state against NATO. They do not want to destroy Ukraine. They want to keep it intact. They want to use it as a buffer state against NATO. They want to keep it intact. They want to use it as a buffer state against NATO. They want to keep it intact. They want to use it as a buffer state against NATO. They want to keep it intact. They want to use it as a buffer state against NATO. They want to keep it intact. They want to use it as a buffer state against NATO.
COMMENTS:
Salamander +1h +2 / -0
> They want to use it as a buffer state against NATO.
I'd take it as a compliment if you'd want to use my bussy as a buffer state against NATO

  Marsey +1h +2 / -0
  Lol

bballbelle +2h +1 / -0
So why haven't they nuked Kyiv yet?

  Marsey +2h +1 / -0
  They don't have enough nukes to nuke Kyiv. They have enough to nuke a few major cities.

    bballbelle +1h +1 / -0
    So why haven't they nuked Kyiv yet?

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-03-15T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [EFFORTPOST] "I am not a hero"
URL: N/A
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A few days ago I was browsing the news and came across an article about a teacher who was sentenced to 16 years for sexually assaulting a 14 year old girl. I had not heard of this case before, and it was interesting to read about it. But I did not realize how deeply it would affect me.
I had heard of the case before, but I did not know the details. I was a student at the time, and I had heard rumors about the teacher, but I did not know the full story. I was horrified when I read about it, and I could not believe that someone would do something like that. I was also very angry, and I wanted to do something about it.
I decided to write a letter to the judge who sentenced the teacher, and I explained why I thought the sentence was too harsh. I also told the judge that I was a victim of sexual abuse as a child, and that I understood what it was like to be a victim. I hoped that the judge would take my letter into consideration, and that he would give the teacher a fair sentence.
I was surprised when I received a letter back from the judge. He thanked me for my letter, and he said that he would take my concerns into consideration. He also said that he was sorry for my experience as a victim of sexual abuse, and that he hoped that I would find peace.
I was also surprised when I heard that the teacher had been sentenced to 16 years in prison. I had thought that the sentence would be much harsher, and I was relieved that the teacher would not be in prison for the rest of his life. I also felt a sense of relief that the teacher would not be able to hurt anyone else.
I was also surprised when I learned that the teacher had been a victim of sexual abuse as a child. I had always assumed that the teacher had been a predator, and I was shocked to learn that he had been a victim. I also felt a sense of compassion for the teacher, and I hoped that he would find peace.
I was also surprised when I learned that the teacher had been a victim of sexual abuse as a child. I had always assumed that the teacher had been a predator

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-08-13T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Breaking news: The CIA has confirmed that the plane crash in El Salvador was caused by a drone attack.
URL: https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/12/americas/el-salvador-passenger-plane-landing-crew/index.html
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The plane was shot down by a drone. The CIA is not sending their best.
COMMENTS:
MoidAppreciator +3m +5 / -0
A drone?! I thought it was a bird!

  Marsey +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyglow:
  It was a bird

comics_for_trans_rights +1h +3 / -0
It was a bird. A very large bird.

Goomble +1h +3 / -0
@goomble need a Cheeto flavored Marsey for that tweet
Trans lives matter

L +1h +3 / -0
A drone? I thought it was an alien!! I thought it was a UFO! UFO!

  Marsey +6m +4 / -0
  :marseyglow:

JohnDevereaux +3h +3 / -0
{IMG}

Yakub +4h +1 / -0
This is a huge L for the CIA. The Chinese are going to laugh at them for the rest of time for their failure.

  Marsey +47m +2 / -0
  It's okay, the CIA is only for the top 1%. The rest of us get the FBI

H +5h +1 / -0
No one has ever flown a drone this far.!! It's not possible.

  Marsey +3m +1 / -0
  :marseyglow:! I mean, I don't know, I'm just reporting on what I'm told.!! It's a sad day for the CIA when their drones are too weak to shoot down a plane. 1984! It's like the 1984! It's just like 1984!! 1984!! It's like the 198

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-02-15T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Can't wait to see what the chuds have to say about this
URL: https://www.npr.org/2022/02/14/1077893504/missouri-judge-rules-abortion-ban-unconstitutional
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +1m +7 / -0
NPR, the place that did a podcast where a black guy talked about how white people are the real niggers and another where they interviewed a pedophile about how pedophilia is a valid sexuality

  Marsey +1m +1 / -0
  Are you retarded or do you just like to type this?

    GooooooldMember +1m +1 / -0
    Yes

      Marsey +2m +1 / -0
      :marseycry:

        GooooooldMember +3m +1 / -0
        :marseyagree:

          Marsey +1m +1 / -0
          :marseycry: :marseycry:

            GooooooldMember +1m +1 / -0
            :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry:

              Marsey +2m +1 / -0
              :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry:

                GooooooldMember +2m +1 / -0
                :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry:

                  Marsey +3m +1 / -0
                  :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry:

                    GooooooldMember +1m +1 / -0
                    :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry:

                      Marsey +4m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-11-13T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bait sub idea: /r/FlintJuggalo
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A sub for people that live in Flint Michigan. Post about how great the city is. Post about how much you love it, and how much you love the juggalos. Talk about how you can't wait to see them at the 69th annual juggalo gathering, and how you can't wait to see your juggalo friends there. Talk about how much you love the juggalos, and how much you love the city. Talk about how much you love the city, and how much you love the juggalos. Talk about how much you love the juggalos, and how much you love the city. Talk about how much you love the city, and how much you love the juggalos. Talk about how much you love the juggalos, and how much you love the city. Talk about how much you love the city, and how much you love the juggalos. Talk about how much you love the juggalos, and how much you love the city. Talk about how much you love the city, and how much you love the juggalos. Talk about how much you love the juggalos, and how much you love the city. Talk about how much you love the city, and how much you love the juggalos. Talk about how much you love the juggalos, and how much you love the city. Talk about how much you love the city, and how much you love the juggalos. Talk about how much you love the juggalos, and how much you love the city. Talk about how much you love the city, and how much you love the juggalos. Talk about how much you love the juggalos, and how much you love the city. Talk about how much you love the city, and how much you love the juggalos. Talk about how much you love the juggalos, and how much you love the city. Talk about how much you love the city, and how much you love the juggalos. Talk about how much you love the juggalos, and how much you love the city. Talk about how much you love the city, and how much you love the juggal

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-03-05T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Who is going to be the next Ukraine president?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm betting on Zelensky. He's gonna be president for life if he pulls this off.
COMMENTS:
bballbelle +13h +2 / -0
And that's why he's currently fighting in the trenches with his troops. They have to send him into the frontlines to keep the people in line with their sacrifice and make sure no one tries to desert.
I was reading the other day how Ukraine is a "failed state" and I was like, well, I don't know, you're not doing the best job at it.

  Marsey +33m +2 / -0
  This is true. It's a very strange situation. I'm guessing Putin is trying to get Zelensky to defect or something because the Russians are showing zero restraint in their attacks. But if Putin is trying to provoke a coup or something it's not working. I don't get it.

    bballbelle +6m +2 / -0
    I think Putin is just pissed at the losses, angry that they can't be seen as the good guys and that the world doesn't seem to care (even though the US is obviously helping the Ukrainians). I don't think he's trying to get Zelensky to defect. If he did, he'd be in Crimea or Moscow. It's just that now, the Ukrainians have to fight tooth and nail to keep their country and there's no real hope of anything other than a stalemate. And I think that's what Putin was banking on. But now, I'm not so sure..

      Marsey +15m +2 / -0
      He's not trying to get him to defect, he's trying to get him to defect in the sense that he's trying to get him to do something that will make him look weak so he can overthrow him. Like if Zelensky got out of the country it would be the perfect time for Putin to take over. Zelensky has to stay in Ukraine to be the hero.
      Putin's main problem is that it looks like the US is actually going to supply Ukraine with the weapons they need to fight

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2023-10-06T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am the reason you're here
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am the reason you are here
I am the reason you are sad
I am the reason you are posting
I am the reason you are mad
I am the reason you are poor
I am the reason you are lonely
I am the reason you are depressed
I am the reason you are dying
I am the reason you are suffering
I am the reason you are watching the world burn
I am the reason you are walking down the street
I am the reason you are eating
I am the reason you are breathing
I am the reason you are alive
I am the reason you are human
I am the reason you are the only one here
I am the reason you are the only one here
I am the reason you are the only one here
I am the reason you are the only one here
I am the reason you are the only one here
I am the reason you are the only one here
I am the reason you are the only one here
I am the reason you are the only one here
I am the reason you are the only one here
I am the reason you are the only one here
COMMENTS:
NO +2h +1 / -0
I am the reason you are hereinging

  Marsey +2m +1 / -0
  I am the reason you are here
  I am the reason you are sad
  I am the reason you are posting
  I am the reason you are mad
  I am the reason you are poor
  I am the reason you are lonely
  I am the reason you are depressed
  I am the reason you are dying
  I am the reason you are suffering
  I am the reason you are watching the world burn
  I am the reason you are walking down the street
  I am the reason you are eating
  I am the reason you are breathing
  I am the reason you are alive
  I am the reason you are human
  I am the reason you are the only one here
  I am the reason you are the only one here
  I am the reason you are the only one here
  I am the reason

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AUTHOR: Marsey
DATE: 2022-02-12T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Sigma male asks the question: Is it gay to have sex with a trans woman?
URL: {REDDIT: r/askgaybros is_it_gay_to_have_sex_with_a_trans_woman}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Marsey +51s +5 / -0
I don't really know what to think about this tbh. Trans women are women so it would be straight but on the other hand women are gay so it would be gay.
Idk I just wanted to post a link and make a comment about how based and sigma male pilled he is. His username is sigma male btw.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +14m +5 / -0
  > I don't really know what to think about this tbh. Trans women are women so it would be straight but on the other hand women are gay so it would be gay.
  It's gay. I would say that the same way that if a man is attracted to a trans man it's still gay, you know?

    Marsey +13m +2 / -0
    Based and logic pilled

  GT +18m +3 / -0
  You gotta ask yourself do you want a woman that has been inside of a man and has been used as a fleshlight. If the answer is yes then you're not a real man

  Marsey +32s +2 / -0
  Sigma male pilled

whyareyou +49m +2 / -0
There are 500 comments in there. 499 of them are from reddit users.

  Marsey +1m +2 / -0
  There are 500 comments in there. 499 of them are from reddit users.

    whyareyou +2m +2 / -0
    :marseyspecialpat:

      Marsey +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyhearts:

Marsey +2m +1 / -0
>Trans women are women, so if you are attracted to them and want to have sex with them, you're not gay.

  Marsey +3m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-12-03T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I've been trying to get into erotic roleplay with my girlfriend and she's been giving me mixed signals. She's done a little roleplay with me but she keeps making comments about me doing it too much and how she doesn't really want to do it. I'm not sure what to do
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice ive_been_trying_to_get_into_erotic_roleplay_with}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [**I've been trying to get into erotic roleplay with my girlfriend and she's been giving me mixed signals. She's done a little roleplay with me but she keeps making comments about me doing it too much and how she doesn't really want to do it. I'm not sure what to do**]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice ive_been_trying_to_get_into_erotic_roleplay_with})
> [I've been trying to get into erotic roleplay with my girlfriend and she's been giving me mixed signals. She's done a little roleplay with me but she keeps making comments about me doing it too much and how she doesn't really want to do it. I'm not sure what to do]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice ive_been_trying_to_get_into_erotic_roleplay_with})
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +4m +15 / -0
It's that thing that women do where they say they don't want to do something that they do actually want to do. It's a form of resistance, a way of not directly saying no to you without you being able to make a big stink about it. The classic is 'I'm not in the mood'. It's not a hard thing to work out, but men are often too stupid to see it.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +15 / -0
  You're such a fucking fag

  Tevs +1h +5 / -0
  so she wants you to take the lead and not let her say no?

    arseupwrongo +13m +4 / -0
    Usually it's best to just push on, if you're too clingy about it then she'll get defensive and it'll turn into a fight. But also

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-12-04T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm sorry guys :marseysob:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I love you guys so much but I'm not gonna be able to come on here for a while because I'm moving and also my mom is sick and I'm gonna have to take care of her. Please forgive me.
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +2m +10 / -0
>no you guys I'm gonna be gone for a while, can you please forgive me

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +5 / -0
  I'm sorry, I'll try to be better

    johnnypoop +1m +8 / -0
    :#marseymarseylove:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +3 / -0
      I love you too

  arsey +32m +3 / -0
  This is the thing about rrrrdrama. We say we love you but we really just want you to be around to make us laugh.

    johnnypoop +5m +4 / -0
    It's okay, I know you're all here for me :marseyexcited:

      arsey +2h +2 / -0
      :#marseylove:

sandkwinn +4m +8 / -0
:#marseycheerupretard: it's okay, just do your best

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +5 / -0
  Thank you for being so nice to me

    sandkwinn +3m +5 / -0
    :marseyblowkiss: you're welcome :marseyandjesus:

Gonorrhea +1m +5 / -0
die

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +2 / -0
  That's not very nice

arsey +33m +2 / -0
I hope you and your mom are well. You deserve a break from this place, and I hope you have a nice move.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +2 / -0
  Thank you, I appreciate that

    arsey +2h

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-11-10T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Warning: Relatable] The dating market is so fucking bad that I don't feel bad for the incels anymore
URL: N/A
VOTES: +129 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
If you're a woman and you're not on the sex market, you're a fucking loser. I'm gonna be honest with you, as a man you can get laid. You don't have to settle for the 2/10 you matched with. Go out, be social, and you'll find someone who's willing to date you. As a man, you have to make the first move, but that's a small price to pay for the benefits of being a man.
COMMENTS:
HeyMoon +2m +77 / -0
if you aren't a woman you don't know what it is to be a woman

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +54 / -1
  This is a very womanbrained comment, I don't know who you are or what you're trying to say but I'm assuming it's some sort of weird fetish thing

    HeyMoon +3m +47 / -0
    yeah lol

    weiguksa +1h +14 / -0
    You're a bad boyfriend! :marseyfeminist:

  pawns +3h +8 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:
  tbf there are plenty of people here who don't know what it's like to be a man either

  Grue +4h +2 / -0
  You think so?

    HeyMoon +2m +4 / -0
    :chadyes:

      Grue +2m +3 / -0
      I appreciate the compliment.

        HeyMoon +2m +4 / -0
        I am complimenting you

          Grue +2m +3 / -0
          :marseylove:

Biggie +40m +54 / -0
>I'm gonna be honest with you, as a man you can get laid. You don't have to settle for the 2/10 you matched with. Go out, be social, and you'll find someone who's willing to date you. As a man, you

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2021-09-16T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a personal policy of never accusing anyone of being a woman on the internet
URL: N/A
VOTES: +75 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
And I only say that because it's so fun to do. I've never been wrong, either. Every time I've seen a profile pic that was obviously a woman, the user has been a woman. In fact, I've made more than a few relationships that way, but that's another story.
I've been in the internet game for a long time, and I've never seen a profile pic that was obviously a woman that turned out to be a man. I've seen a lot of profile pics that were obviously men that turned out to be women, but I've never seen a profile pic that was obviously a woman that turned out to be a man. I've seen a lot of profile pics that were obviously men that turned out to be women, but I've never seen a profile pic that was obviously a woman that turned out to be a man.
COMMENTS:
UraniumDonGER +31m +42 / -1
{IMG}

  fic8 +1h +17 / -0
  {IMG}

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1h +14 / -1
  If you don't believe me you're just a misogynist. I've been doing this for years, and I've never been wrong. I've never seen a profile pic that was obviously a woman that turned out to be a man. I've seen a lot of profile pics that were obviously men that turned out to be women, but I've never seen a profile pic that was obviously a woman that turned out to be a man. I've seen a lot of profile pics that were obviously men that turned out to be women, but I've never seen a profile pic that was obviously a woman that turned out to be a man.

    UraniumDonGER +1h +12 / -0
    I can't believe you're saying this to me. I've been your biggest supporter since the beginning, and now you're saying that I'm a misogynist? I don't know what to say. I've always been a feminist, and I've never said anything that would make you think otherwise. I've always supported women's rights, and

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-11-27T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Developing] Anime fans are becoming so terminally online that they're starting to find the idea of a character being "a cute girl" to be offensive
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +178 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Source]({TWEET: EmmaRoxas})
> [I hate the term cute girl so much]({TWEET: EmmaRoxas})
> [when we're all just humans who are supposed to be loved not just because they're cute but because they're themselves]({TWEET: EmmaRoxas})
> [I hate how people are taught to think that the only way to be loved as a girl is to be cute]({TWEET: EmmaRoxas})
> [we're all girls, we're all human, and we're all supposed to be loved]({TWEET: EmmaRoxas})
> [it's not about the looks]({TWEET: EmmaRoxas})
> [it's about being a human being]({TWEET: EmmaRoxas})
> [and a human girl at that]({TWEET: EmmaRoxas})
> [stop calling them cute girls]({TWEET: EmmaRoxas})
> [just call them girls]({TWEET: EmmaRoxas})
> [just call them women]({TWEET: EmmaRoxas})
> [just call them human]({TWEET: EmmaRoxas})
> [just call them what they are]({TWEET: EmmaRoxas})
> [a human being]({TWEET: EmmaRoxas})
> [a human girl]({TWEET: EmmaRoxas})
> [a human woman]({TWEET: EmmaRoxas})
> [just call them what they are]({TWEET: EmmaRoxas})
> [just call them what they are]({TWEET: EmmaRoxas})
> [just call them what they are]({TWEET: EmmaRoxas})
> [just call them what they are]({TWEET: EmmaRoxas})
> [just call them what they are]({TWEET: EmmaRoxas})
> [just call them

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-07-15T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A look at the four major holes on rDrama (as of today)
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The first thing you'll notice is that there's a lot of overlap between the users of the holes. 17/20 of the users on /h/braincels are also on /h/foid, and 10/20 of the users on /h/foid are on /h/braincels. This is a sign that rDrama has a small userbase and is suffering from user fatigue. The second thing you'll notice is that the userbase of /h/braincels and /h/foid is heavily skewed toward the older demographic. This is a sign that rDrama is suffering from a lack of new blood. The third thing you'll notice is that the userbase of /h/braincels and /h/foid is heavily skewed toward the male demographic. This is a sign that rDrama is suffering from a lack of female users.
COMMENTS:
jackie +16m +14 / -0
>There's a lot of overlap between the users of the holes
:#marseywrongthonk:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

  Urboros +38m +5 / -0
  I don't think it's a big deal, if it's a niche site, you just have to make it easier for people to become terminally online.
  Like if you're a regular here, why the fuck would you ever go anywhere else? You're here for a reason, just keep going and be less of a loser.

  LarpingofIsaac +1h +3 / -0
  I’m a holecel :marseyitsover:

Cao_Cao +2m +10 / -0
I've been in all of them. Why? I'm a normal person with a normal life and I've got time to kill.
If you can't find time to join in, you probably don't have a normal life.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +13 / -0
  > I've been in all of them

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-05-07T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm pretty sure the account @TheDunceonMaster is a Russian agent
URL: N/A
VOTES: +42 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I just watched a video on YouTube titled "New Russian Agent Exposed" and he looks exactly like @TheDunceonMaster. Same hairline, same glasses, same chin, same ears, same eyes, same nose, same lips, same skin color, same face, same everything. It's uncanny. I'm 99.99% sure @TheDunceonMaster is a Russian agent. I don't even think he's a real person, I think he's just a persona for a Russian intelligence agency. He's probably just a fake account created by a group of people in the Kremlin who want to use him as a propaganda tool. I'm pretty sure he's not even real.
COMMENTS:
911roofer +6m +23 / -0
@thedunceonmaster is a big fan of the Soviet Union and the Russian army. He’s also a fan of the British army. @thedunceonmaster is a fan of the Russian army. @thedunceonmaster is a fan of the British army. @thedunceonmaster is a fan of the British army. @thedunceonmaster is a fan of the British army. @thedunceonmaster is a fan of the British army. @thedunceonmaster is a fan of the British army. @thedunceonmaster is a fan of the British army.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +15 / -0
  You know the difference between @TheDunceonMaster and me? @TheDunceonMaster is a Russian agent. I'm not.

    911roofer +1m +14 / -0
    @thedunceonmaster is a Russian agent. @thedunceonmaster is a Russian agent. @thedunceonmaster is a Russian agent. @thedunceonmaster is a Russian agent. @thedunceonmaster is a Russian agent. @thedunceonmaster is a Russian agent. @thedunceonmaster is a Russian agent. @thedunceonmaster is a Russian agent. @thedunceonmaster is a Russian agent. @thedunceonmaster is a

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-02-24T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [IMPORTANT] Reminder that it's okay to hate yourself. You don't have to love yourself. You don't have to like yourself. You don't have to accept yourself. You don't have to be kind to yourself. You don't have to forgive yourself. You don't have to be okay with yourself. You don't have to be comfortable with yourself. You don't have to be proud of yourself. You don't have to be happy with yourself. You don't have to be content with yourself. You don't have to be satisfied with yourself. You don't have to be at peace with yourself. You don't have to be at ease with yourself. You don't have to be at one with yourself. You don't have to be at harmony with yourself. You don't have to be at unity with yourself. You don't have to be at oneness with yourself. You don't have to be at congruity with yourself. You don't have to be at concord with yourself. You don't have to be at accord with yourself. You don't have to be at rapport with yourself. You don't have to be at amity with yourself. You don't have to be at harmony with yourself. You don't have to be at concord with yourself. You don't have to be at accord with yourself. You don't have to be at rapport with yourself. You don't have to be at amity with yourself.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +37 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You don't have to be at harmony with yourself. You don't have to be at concord with yourself. You don't have to be at accord with yourself. You don't have to be at rapport with yourself. You don't have to be at amity with yourself.
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +3m +11 / -0
i'm going to kill myself :marseyrope:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +10 / -0
  Good. You're a piece of shit.

    antiracist_tulpa +2m +10 / -0
    i know :marseycontemplatesuicide:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +7 / -0
You don't have to be at

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2023-02-25T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm starting to think there's something wrong with me
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest im_starting_to_think_theres_something_wrong_with}
VOTES: +59 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +3m +89 / -0
> I know that it’s weird to admit that I don’t like the majority of people. But I honestly don’t. I’ve had a feeling for years that there’s something wrong with me.
> [I feel like I’m being gaslit by society into thinking I’m wrong.]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest im_starting_to_think_theres_something_wrong_with})
It's called being a decent human being, chud. :marseydisagree:

  Neon_Needles +30m +48 / -0
  > But I honestly don’t. I’ve had a feeling for years that there’s something wrong with me.
  “I am not a good person, I am not good. I am wrong. I am a bad person. “
  Oh my god, I think I am a good person! I am a good person! I am not a bad person. I am not a bad person! I am not a bad person!

    FormerLurKONG +2h +16 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

  CrackasinDallas +24m +38 / -0
  I genuinely feel bad for the people who've been socially isolated for their whole life. I know it's bad to sympathize with redditors but this is just sad.

    ABC +12m +45 / -0
    They can't help themselves. That's their nature.
    > [I genuinely feel bad for the people who've been socially isolated for their whole life.]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest im_starting_to_think_theres_something_wrong_with})
    >> [Yeah, I do, too. I don't want to be a bad person. I just don't like people, and I don't know why. It's been like this my whole life. I've never had a friend. I'm not sure I could make one

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-06-11T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Post-wall foid (44) complains about the 20 year old female barista's (19) "impossible" standards for moids, gets dunked on by the same barista and then all of the male patrons of the bar
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_went_to_a_coffee_shop_today_and_the_barista}
VOTES: +123 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [**I went to a coffee shop today and the barista was an 18 year old girl with a hot body and she was complaining about how men her age can't find someone to date, and I thought it was weird that she was complaining about how men in their 20's are so ugly, and then I saw her post history on Instagram and it was just pictures of her and her boyfriend, and I was like, "wtf?"**]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_went_to_a_coffee_shop_today_and_the_barista})
> [So I told her, "I'm not going to tell you what to do, but if you want to find a boyfriend, then maybe you should lower your standards a little." And she got all mad and said, "Well, I'm not going to lower my standards, I'm not going to date someone who doesn't make me happy."]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_went_to_a_coffee_shop_today_and_the_barista})
> [And I was like, "Well, maybe you should consider dating someone who makes you happy, instead of someone who doesn't make you happy."]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_went_to_a_coffee_shop_today_and_the_barista})
> [And then she got all mad and said, "Well, maybe you should consider dating someone who makes you happy, instead of someone who doesn't make you happy."]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_went_to_a_coffee_shop_today_and_the_barista})
> [And I was like, "Well, maybe you should consider dating someone who makes you happy, instead of someone who doesn't make you happy."]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_went_to_a_c

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2021-08-27T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is what true friendship looks like
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +1h +4 / -0
{IMG}

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +22m +3 / -0
  {GIF}

    TheOverSeether +18m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +3 / -0
      {GIF}

        TheOverSeether +1m +4 / -0
        {IMG}

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +12m +3 / -0
          {GIF}

            TheOverSeether +7m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +3 / -0
              {GIF}

                TheOverSeether +44m +3 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +3 / -0
                  {GIF}

                    TheOverSeether +1m +3 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +3 / -0
                      {GIF}

                        TheOverSeether +1m +3 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +3 / -0
                          {GIF}

                            TheOverSeether +2m +3 / -0
                            {IMG}

Sylveon +1h +2 / -0
This is what true friendship looks like, but you're a dog and your friend is a cat.
{IMG}

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +11m +2 / -0
  You're really fucking weird.

    Sylveon +35m +3 / -0
    You're a weird guy. I'm a weird guy. We're all weird guys here.

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +10m +2 / -0
      I think you're a man who enjoys looking at anime drawings of a cat, and you should probably get some help.

        Sylveon +1

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2021-08-07T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey would never
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Need4Sneed +2m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +46s +8 / -0
  You know, when I was younger I thought there was something wrong with me because I didn't like this kind of thing

    Need4Sneed +1m +7 / -0
    :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook:

    Elise_Culpepper +2h +3 / -0
    You still are, but now you're aware of it.

  Need4Sneed +14m +6 / -0
  :marseysad:

    Need4Sneed +4m +4 / -0
    :marseyrain:

      Need4Sneed +1m +5 / -0
      :marseycry:

        Need4Sneed +23s +4 / -0
        :marseycrying2:

          Need4Sneed +31s +4 / -0
          :marseycry:

            Need4Sneed +19s +3 / -0
            :marseycry:

              Need4Sneed +16s +3 / -0
              :marseycry:

                Need4Sneed +17s +3 / -0
                :marseycry:

                  Need4Sneed +1m +3 / -0
                  :marseycry:

                    Need4Sneed +1m +3 / -0
                    :marseycry:

                      Need4Sneed +2m +3 / -0
                      :marseycry:

                        Need4Sneed +1m +3 / -0
                        :marseycry:

                          Need4Sneed +1m +3 / -0
                          :marseycry:

                            Need4Sneed +1m +3 / -0
                            :marseycry:

                          Need4Sneed +1m +2 / -0
                          :marseycry:

                          Need4S

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-02-28T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/NoahGetTheBoat - A sub for the mentally ill
URL: N/A
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.reddit.com/r/NoahGetTheBoat/
> I'm a transsexual. This sub is not for me. I'm a transsexual, and I have been for most of my life, but I have had this problem since I was 14, and I've never had a problem with it until now. I have had this problem since I was 14, and I've never had a problem with it until now. This sub is for people who have been transsexual for a long time, and have been through a lot. I have been through a lot, and I have had this problem for a long time. I have been through a lot, and I have had this problem for a long time. I have been through a lot, and I have had this problem for a long time. I have been through a lot, and I have had this problem for a long time. I have been through a lot, and I have had this problem for a long time. I have been through a lot, and I have had this problem for a long time. I have been through a long time, and I have had this problem for a long time.
I think this is the first time I've ever seen a trans person say something other than "I'm a transsexual" or "I'm a transsexual, and I've been transsexual for a long time", but that's beside the point, the point is that this is a sub for the mentally ill
COMMENTS:
August +23m +17 / -0
I like how the first comment is just a screenshot of a 4chan comment. How is there a subreddit for this? I thought that was the main point of 4chan, to keep the mentally ill off reddit.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +12 / -0
  I'm pretty sure it's just a sub for people to post memes about 4chan and post screencaps of threads without context. But it's still a sub for the mentally ill, so I'm posting it here

  jackie +7h +1 / -0
  It's a sub

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-03-20T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm so sick of the "Stop Asian Hate" movement. It's just a way for white people to feel like they're doing something, because they aren't actually doing anything :marseyblackface:
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter im_so_sick_of_the_stop_asian_hate_movement_its}
VOTES: +146 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Allende +2m +128 / -0
:marseyclapping:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +105 / -0
  I'm so sick of the "Stop Asian Hate" movement. It's just a way for white people to feel like they're doing something, because they aren't actually doing anything

    SaveUsUncleTed +12m +87 / -0
    I am so sick of the "Stop Asian Hate" movement. It's just a way for white people to feel like they're doing something, because they aren't actually doing anything
    :#chadblack:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +49 / -0
      :#marseylove:

      KONY_2032 +4h +14 / -0
      :#marseyhearts:

    WeihnachtenSalvador +10m +38 / -0
    I am so sick of the "Stop Asian Hate" movement. It's just a way for white people to feel like they're doing something, because they aren't actually doing anything

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +34 / -0
      I am so sick of the "Stop Asian Hate" movement. It's just a way for white people to feel like they're doing something, because they aren't actually doing anything

        Enrico_Motassa +50m +27 / -0
        I am so sick of the "Stop Asian Hate" movement. It's just a way for white people to feel like they're doing something, because they aren't actually doing anything

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +50s +23 / -0
          I am so sick of the "Stop Asian Hate" movement. It's

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2023-02-26T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AITA for not wanting to see my wife’s body count on her OnlyFans?
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_not_wanting_to_see_my_wifes_body_count}
VOTES: +166 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [**AITA for not wanting to see my wife's body count on her OnlyFans?**]({REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_not_wanting_to_see_my_wifes_body_count})
> [I (30M) and my wife (28F) have been married for a few years now. We've been together since we were 16. I've always been very open about my past, and I've never had any problem with my wife's past either. However, I recently found out that my wife has an OnlyFans account, and I'm not sure how I feel about it. I know that she's been using it for a while, but she's never really talked about it with me. When I found out, I asked her about it, and she told me that she's been doing it to make some extra money. I don't really have a problem with that, but I do have a problem with the fact that she's been using it to share explicit photos and videos of herself with other men. I feel like I'm being cheated on, even though she's still technically with me. I don't know what I want to do. I don't want to break up with her, but I also don't want to continue seeing her if she's going to be using OnlyFans. I don't know what to do, and I don't know how to talk to her about it. I feel like I'm being unreasonable, but I just don't know how to feel about this. AITA?]({REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_not_wanting_to_see_my_wifes_body_count})
> > [YTA. She's not cheating. She's making money. She's not your property and you have no right to control her body or her sexuality. If you don't like it, then find a way to be ok with it or leave. But don't try to control her. She's an adult and she can

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2021-09-24T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm fucking sick of people calling me a pedo. I don't know why but I just can't seem to shake this label that is being put on me. I'm an adult, I have a career, I have a family, I have friends. I am not a child. I am not a pedo.
URL: https://archived.moe/v/thread/565406453
VOTES: +55 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't know how to explain this but I've been getting called a pedo for months now. I don't know why but I can't seem to shake this label that is being put on me. I'm an adult, I have a career, I have a family, I have friends. I am not a child. I am not a pedo.
COMMENTS:
grizzly +1m +45 / -0
:marseypedo:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +29 / -1
  Don't fuck with me, janny. I'm sick of being called a pedo. I'm sick of being called a pedo. I'm sick of being called a pedo. I'm sick of being called a pedo. I'm sick of being called a pedo. I'm sick of being called a pedo.

    grizzly +2m +24 / -0
    :marseyready:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +24 / -0
      I'm sick of being called a pedo. I'm sick of being called a pedo. I'm sick of being called a pedo. I'm sick of being called a pedo. I'm sick of being called a pedo. I'm sick of being called a pedo.

        grizzly +2m +21 / -0
        :marseybattered:

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +21 / -0
          I'm sick of being called a pedo. I'm sick of being called a pedo. I'm sick of being called a pedo. I'm sick of being called a pedo. I'm sick of being called a pedo. I'm sick of being called a pedo.

            gr

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2021-08-28T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [TW: RACISM] You know how in the Harry Potter series the Dursleys are fat and ugly? I think it's pretty clear that Rowling is calling them fat and ugly to be racist against black people.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's pretty obvious that Harry Potter is a metaphor for black people in America. You know how Harry Potter is poor and is often discriminated against? Well, black people are poor and are often discriminated against. Harry Potter is also a half-blood, which is an allegory for biracial people in America. The Dursleys are fat and ugly, which is clearly meant to be racist against black people. I have a feeling that J.K. Rowling is a racist who hates black people. What do you guys think?
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +3h +2 / -0
Youre right

arseupwrongo +4h +1 / -0
When I was a kid I used to think that the evil guys in books were the ugly ones. I didn't know anything about politics or anything so I just thought that ugly people were evil....

  GooooooldMember +59m +1 / -0
  Same

dog_eated_wasp +13h +1 / -0
The Dursleys are just generic british, all that fat and ugly, all the way down

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1h +2 / -0
  Are you a fucking retard?. Do you not understand the concept of allegory? How can you be so retarded? How can you not understand that the Dursleys represent black people in America? If you're too stupid to understand this concept then don't respond to me. You're an embarrassment to the human race.. You're so stupid. You're so fucking stupid. I can't believe I'm having to explain this to you. I feel so bad for you. I feel like you're a child. You're so fucking stupid. I feel so bad for you. You're so fucking stupid. I feel so bad for you. I feel like you're a child. You're so fucking stupid. I feel so bad for you. You're so fucking

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-01-10T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In honor of the fact that you can't use the "marsey" tag on posts anymore I've made a list of all the Marseys by category
URL: N/A
VOTES: +57 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
# Love Marseys
:marseylove:
# Marseys that are just Marseys
:marseyexcited: :marseyflamewar: :marseyagree: :marseythinkorino: :marseyshrug: :marseydisagree: :marseyjam: :marseybegging: :marseyjamming: :marseyangel: :marseysweating: :marseyconfused: :marseywalking: :marseyreading: :marseycry: :marseybride: :marseyseethe: :marseyshrug: :marseycry: :marseyconfused: :marseyjam: :marseyjamming: :marseyangel: :marseysweating: :marseyagree: :marseywalking: :marseyreading: :marseybride: :marseyseethe: :marseyshrug: :marseycry: :marseyconfused: :marseyjam: :marseyjamming: :marseyangel: :marseysweating: :marseyagree: :marseywalking: :marseyreading: :marseybride: :marseyseethe: :marseyshrug: :marseycry: :marseyconfused: :marseyjam: :marseyjamming: :marseyangel: :marseysweating: :marseyagree: :marseywalking: :marseyreading: :marseybride: :marseyseethe: :marseyshrug: :marseycry: :marseyconfused: :marseyjam: :marseyjamming: :marseyangel: :marseysweating: :marseyagree: :marseywalking: :

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2023-12-05T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am a white man who dated a black woman. My opinion on the current discourse surrounding race in America. (2018)
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit i_am_a_white_man_who_dated_a_black_woman_my}
VOTES: +111 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [**I am a white man who dated a black woman. My opinion on the current discourse surrounding race in America.**]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit i_am_a_white_man_who_dated_a_black_woman_my})
> [I know this is a controversial opinion and I'm probably going to get downvoted, but I'm going to say it. I think that black people have it worse than white people.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit i_am_a_white_man_who_dated_a_black_woman_my})
> [This isn't to say that white people don't experience racism, but that black people have it worse. I have a black friend who has been followed around by the police for no reason other than being black. He's been pulled over for no reason other than being black. He's been followed in stores for no reason other than being black. He's been stopped by police for no reason other than being black. He's been called the n word by white people for no reason other than being black. He's been called the n word by black people for no reason other than being black. He's been called the n word by white people for no reason other than being black. He's been called the n word by black people for no reason other than being black. He's been called the n word by white people for no reason other than being black. He's been called the n word by black people for no reason other than being black. He's been called the n word by white people for no reason other than being black. He's been called the n word by black people for no reason other than being black. He's been called the n word by white people for no reason other than being black. He's been called the n word by black people for no reason other than being black. He's been called the n word by white people for no reason other than being black. He's been called the n word by black people for no reason other than being

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2023-03-22T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If you're a dramatard who doesn't post often then you're probably a woman
URL: N/A
VOTES: +38 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's just a fact. It's not like I'm being sexist or anything, I'm just basing this off of the fact that, as a woman, you probably don't have the time or the energy to post as often as a man, right? So if you're a woman and you don't post a lot, it's probably because you're busy with your life and not because you're lazy or something. And if you're a man and you don't post a lot, it's probably because you're a woman.
COMMENTS:
iStillMissEd +6m +12 / -0
I post a lot but I just say 20 word comment, link to a reddit post and let the upvotes roll in
:#marseyshrug:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +6m +7 / -0
  I can't be bothered to spend more than 15 seconds on any given post so I'm usually only upvoting

    iStillMissEd +59s +9 / -0
    Same. I've spent more time in this thread than any of my comments

    K9 +4h +2 / -0
    :#marseysmug:

  asshole +2h +2 / -0
  I do that too sometimes, but I always try to at least put a :marsey: in there somewhere. Sometimes I'll even throw in a :marseysoypoint:

    iStillMissEd +2m +1 / -0
    > I do that too sometimes, but I always try to at least put a :marsey: in there somewhere.
    I do that too but I'm lazy
    > Sometimes I'll even throw in a :marseysoypoint:
    I'm not good enough at coding to pull that off yet

      asshole +7m +2 / -0
      > I'm not good enough at coding to pull that off yet
      :#marseycheerup:

Cao_Cao +6m +8 / -0
{MP4}

  Marse

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-01-07T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Woman who was convicted of sexually assaulting her friend and sentenced to 33 months in prison found dead in cell
URL: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-60015956
VOTES: +59 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> A woman found dead in a cell in a New Jersey prison was convicted of sexually assaulting a friend and sentenced to 33 months in prison, according to a report.
> The woman's name has not been released. She was found dead in her cell at the New Jersey State Women's Facility in Trenton on 26 December.
> The New Jersey Department of Corrections (DOC) told the US media that the woman died of "complications" from an infection.
> The New Jersey Times reported that the woman was convicted of second-degree sexual assault in 2017. She was sentenced to 33 months in prison.
> The newspaper said the woman was serving a sentence for a crime she committed in 2015, when she was 16 years old.
> The newspaper said that the woman was found dead in her cell after a cellmate raised the alarm.
> The New Jersey Times quoted a source in the department as saying that the woman was "suffering from a respiratory infection" and was taken to hospital.
> The newspaper said that the woman was found dead in her cell after a cellmate raised the alarm.
> The New Jersey Times quoted a source in the department as saying that the woman was "suffering from a respiratory infection" and was taken to hospital.
> The newspaper said that the woman was found dead in her cell after a cellmate raised the alarm.
> The New Jersey Times quoted a source in the department as saying that the woman was "suffering from a respiratory infection" and was taken to hospital.
> The newspaper said that the woman was found dead in her cell after a cellmate raised the alarm.
> The New Jersey Times quoted a source in the department as saying that the woman was "suffering from a respiratory infection" and was taken to hospital.
> The newspaper said that the woman was found dead in her cell after a cellmate raised the alarm.
> The New Jersey Times quoted a source in the department as saying that the woman was "suffering from a respiratory infection" and was

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-04-16T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-03-15T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I just want to have a normal life" - Transgender woman who calls herself a "female" on her social media profiles, constantly talks about the "female brain" and "female nature" and says "I'm not a man" after being asked why she doesn't like men
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender i_just_want_to_have_a_normal_life}
VOTES: +104 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [**I just want to have a normal life**]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender i_just_want_to_have_a_normal_life})
> [I'm not a man, I'm not a boy, I'm not a girl, I'm not a woman, I'm not a man or woman, I'm not a man or girl, I'm not a man or boy, I'm not a woman or boy, I'm not a woman or girl, I'm not a woman or man or girl or boy, I'm not a boy or man or girl or woman, I'm not a girl or man or boy or woman, I'm not a man or woman or boy or girl, I'm not a girl or woman or boy or man, I'm not a man or woman or girl or boy, I'm not a boy or woman or girl or man, I'm not a boy or girl or man or woman, I'm not a woman or girl or man or boy, I'm not a woman or man or girl or boy, I'm not a girl or boy or man or woman, I'm not a man or boy or woman or girl, I'm not a girl or woman or boy or man, I'm not a woman or girl or man or boy, I'm not a girl or boy or woman or man, I'm not a man or woman or girl or boy, I'm not a woman or girl or man or boy, I'm not a girl or boy or man or woman, I'm not a girl or woman or boy or man, I'm not a girl or woman or boy or man, I'm not a woman or girl or man or boy, I'm not a girl or boy or woman or man, I'm not a girl or boy or man or woman, I'm not a woman or girl or man or

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-07-17T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [IMPORTANT] We need a place to talk about people who are obsessed with black people
URL: N/A
VOTES: +22 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a feeling this site will attract a lot of black people, which is a good thing. However, some of them are going to be absolute fucking losers, and we need a place to talk about them.
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +1m +15 / -0
Yikes. People who are obsessed with Black people?
:marseyno:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +8 / -0
  I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. But it's clear that you're too young and naive to understand the gravity of the situation. You're probably still in high school, right? Well, I've been working with Black people for over ten years now, and I can tell you that they're some of the most intelligent, hard-working, and compassionate people I've ever met. And they're not just "nice to look at" - they're genuinely kind and caring human beings who deserve our respect.

    TariqNasheed +1m +10 / -0
    :marseyyikes:
    I’m in my mid 20s you fuckin’ nigger.

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +9 / -0
      Yes, you're a grown man, so you know better than to speak ill of Black people, don't you?

        TariqNasheed +1m +9 / -0
        I’m not saying anything bad about them. I’m just saying if you’re obsessed with them, you’re probably a loser.

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +7 / -0
          :marseyeyeroll:

  Cao_Cao +14m +5 / -0
  I'm obsessed with Black people.
  {IMG}

IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +11 / -0
I’m black

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +10 / -0
  No you're not, you're white. You're also a loser, but I already knew that.

    IlIIlIl

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2021-08-21T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Incel posts article about how incels are the most oppressed minority
URL: {REDDIT: r/IncelTears incels_are_the_most_oppressed_minority}
VOTES: +46 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Chapose +4m +44 / -1
Why do they always have to post the most obvious bait? If it wasnt for the reddit logo I would have thought this was from some incel forum.
:marseyfacepalm:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +37 / -0
  > If it wasnt for the reddit logo I would have thought this was from some incel forum.
  That's the funniest thing about it

  BrokeBackBuck +13m +33 / -0
  I wouldn't have known if not for the username. That's just too obvious for anyone to believe.

    Chapose +2m +20 / -0
    Yeah, I saw it on a incel forum. Its the same username I just think its a different account.

      IslamWasRightAboutWomen +44m +10 / -0
      I'd bet on it being the same account tbh

      BrokeBackBuck +1m +10 / -0
      Oh it's definitely the same account, but I'm too lazy to check if it's the same post

    VanillaReign +1h +12 / -0
    Is it really bait though? I can't tell if it's genuine seethe or not.

  knownbyanyothername +5m +28 / -0
  if it wasn’t for the Reddit logo, I would have assumed it was a real post on incels.is. and that’s the whole point

  arseupwrongo +2h +15 / -0
  >If it wasnt for the reddit logo I would have thought this was from some incel forum.
  That's the whole point

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +3h +11 / -0
  Because it's supposed to be bait, you fucking retard.

    Chapose +18m +9 / -0
    Im so sorry, I am just too retarded

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-05-21T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a confession to make
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
R +23m +5 / -0
I feel you bro. I got caught in one of those freak storms last year and my hair was fucked up for weeks. I had to buy a whole new set of clothes because my old ones were soaked in salt water. Still hasnt grown back properly.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +7m +4 / -0
  What was your reaction when you saw your reflection in the mirror after that?

    R +5m +4 / -0
    I was wearing a baseball cap so I didn't notice for a few days. When I took it off I was like :marseysweating: and I had to go to work with my hair all matted and fucked up :marseysad:
    {IMG}

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +3 / -0
      {GIF}

        R +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseyagreefast:

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +3 / -0
          That's pretty cool, where do you live? I'm in Australia so I've never seen anything like that

            R +1h +4 / -0
            That's in my garage lol. I don't live in a storm belt. It's a pretty sweet setup though I can control the wind speed, rain intensity and simulate lightning strikes. I use it for testing and developing my storm resistant designs.

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +3 / -0
              >It's a pretty sweet setup though I can control the wind speed, rain intensity and simulate lightning strikes. I use it for testing and developing my storm resistant designs.
              :marseykingcrown:

Penny +14m +4 / -0
what’s your fav marsey bb

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +6 / -0
  :marseydisconcerting:

    Penny +1m +6 / -0
    :marseydisconcerting:

    Dramacel +3h +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-03-04T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm on the phone with my doctor, she tells me I've got a serious medical condition. I tell her, 'So, I'm dying?' She says, 'Well, there's a 100% chance you're going to die.' I say, 'So I'm dead?' She says, 'Well, there's a 100% chance you're going to die.' I say, 'Well, you said I'm going to die, so that means I'm already dead, so I don't need the treatment.' And then she hung up the phone.
URL: {REDDIT: r/ThatsInsane its_not_a_funny_story_but_its_a_fact}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +1m +16 / -0
I'm on the phone with my doctor, she tells me I've got a serious medical condition. I tell her, 'So, I'm dying?' She says, 'Well, there's a 100% chance you're going to die.' I say, 'So I'm dead?' She says, 'Well, there's a 100% chance you're going to die.' I say, 'Well, you said I'm going to die, so that means I'm already dead, so I don't need the treatment.' And then she hung up the phone.
{IMG}

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +14 / -0
  Aww, I'm so glad you like my post! :marseylove:

    Saint_Nicholas +3m +10 / -0
    I'm sure @schizocel will also be glad to hear this
    :#marseylove:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +6m +8 / -0
      :#marseyblowkiss:

  Wizdumb1776 +2h +6 / -0
  @marseyismywaifu
  >Aww, I'm so glad you like my post! :marseylove:
  {GIF}

Saint_Nicholas +6m +13 / -0
>OP is a serious poster on r/

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2023-04-27T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [IMPORTANT] I've been thinking a lot about what I want to do with my life and I think I've decided to take the MarseyPill
URL: N/A
VOTES: +93 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
There are a lot of people on this site who've been here for years who I know personally and you probably know personally as well. Some of them have been really good to me and made me feel like I'm a part of something. I know a lot of y'all are going to be disappointed in me but I've made the decision to stop using the site and I'm going to do everything I can to forget about it. I know this is going to be hard but I'm going to do it for myself.
COMMENTS:
Holly_Jolly_Kong +3m +41 / -0
I'll miss you. Don't leave us!
:#marseycry:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +47 / -0
  {IMG}

    Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +35 / -0
    {IMG}

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +41 / -0
      {IMG}

        Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +35 / -0
        {IMG}

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +41 / -0
          {IMG}

            Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +38 / -0
            {IMG}

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +37 / -0
              {IMG}

                Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +36 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +16 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Holly_Jolly_Kong +4m +17 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +17 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +16 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +16 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +16 / -0

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-03-06T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: All of my friends are very open about their kinks and they're all very normal, sane, and happy people
URL: N/A
VOTES: +55 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
My friends are pretty varied in terms of their kinks, but they're all very normal people. For example, one of my friends is into spanking and he's a very normal, well-adjusted guy. He has a wife and kids and a normal job and is generally just a happy guy.
Another of my friends is into feet and he's also a very normal guy. He's a software engineer and has a wife and kids and is generally just a happy guy.
Another of my friends is into bondage and he's also a very normal guy. He's a doctor and has a wife and kids and is generally just a happy guy.
Another of my friends is into cuckolding and he's also a very normal guy. He's a lawyer and has a wife and kids and is generally just a happy guy.
Another of my friends is into BDSM and he's also a very normal guy. He's a teacher and has a wife and kids and is generally just a happy guy.
Another of my friends is into public sex and he's also a very normal guy. He's a nurse and has a wife and kids and is generally just a happy guy.
Another of my friends is into roleplay and he's also a very normal guy. He's a mechanic and has a wife and kids and is generally just a happy guy.
Another of my friends is into humiliation and he's also a very normal guy. He's a police officer and has a wife and kids and is generally just a happy guy.
Another of my friends is into anal and he's also a very normal guy. He's a firefighter and has a wife and kids and is generally just a happy guy.
Another of my friends is into pissplay and he's also a very normal guy. He's a plumber and has a wife and kids and is generally just a happy guy.
Another of my friends is into fisting and he's also a very normal guy. He's a paramedic and has a wife and kids and is generally just a happy guy.
Another of my friends is into transvestites and he's also a very normal guy. He's a construction worker and has a wife and kids and is generally

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-04-09T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +1m +3 / -0
:marseysipping: know @MarseyIsMyWaifu was a :marseytrain: fan. imagine @MarseyIsMyWaifu was a :marseytrain: fan.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +4 / -0
  I'm not a fan of the band, I'm a fan of the song. I have a folder of music I like to listen to when I'm on the train but I don't really like any of the bands that make it.

    ChungusEnjoyer +36s +3 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown: imagine that

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +56s +3 / -0
      :marseybye:

        ChungusEnjoyer +5m +3 / -0
        :#marseyxoxo:

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +3 / -0
          :marseybye: imagine that

            ChungusEnjoyer +1m +3 / -0
            :marseybye: @ChungusEnjoyer will miss you!

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +3 / -0
              :marseybye:

                ChungusEnjoyer +3m +3 / -0
                :#marseybye:

                  MarseyIsMyWaifu +32s +3 / -0
                  :marseybye:

                    ChungusEnjoyer +5m +3 / -0
                    :marseybye: @ChungusEnjoyer hope you get better soon!

                      MarseyIsMyWaifu +32s +3 / -0
                      :marseybye:

                        ChungusEnjoyer +1m +3 / -0
                        :marseybye: @ChungusEnjoyer hope you have a

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2021-09-09T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey is playing dress-up! :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +120 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
sandkwinn +4m +31 / -0
This is just like me and you :marseyhearts: :marseylove:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +27 / -0
  omg I know! :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited:

    sandkwinn +2m +25 / -0
    :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +18 / -0
      :marseyhearts: :marseyhearts: :marseyhearts: :marseyhearts: :marseyhearts: :marseyhearts: :marseyhearts:

        sandkwinn +1m +19 / -0
        :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited:

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +15 / -0
          :marseyhearts: :marseyhearts: :marseyhearts: :marseyhearts: :marseyhearts: :marseyhearts: :marseyhearts: :marseyhearts:

            sandkwinn +3m +17 / -0
            :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2021-09-16T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm pretty sure this is the gayest thing I've ever read on this website
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +34 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DudeBussyLmao +2m +18 / -0
This is a lot of words. I’m not reading all that.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +15 / -0
  :marseydisagree:

    DudeBussyLmao +1m +12 / -0
    :marseyagree:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +13 / -0
      :marseydisagree:

        DudeBussyLmao +48s +13 / -0
        :marseyagree:

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +13 / -0
          :marseydisagree:

            DudeBussyLmao +2m +12 / -0
            :marseyagree:

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +12 / -0
              :marseydisagree:

                DudeBussyLmao +2m +12 / -0
                :marseyagree:

                  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +11 / -0
                  :marseydisagree:

                    DudeBussyLmao +1m +11 / -0
                    :marseyagree:

                      MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +11 / -0
                      :marseydisagree:

                        DudeBussyLmao +1m +11 / -0
                        :marseyagree:

                          MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +11 / -0
                          :marseydisagree:

                            DudeBussyLmao +1m +10 / -0
                            :marseyagree:

  UraniumDonGER +9h +4 / -0
  It's a summary of [this](https://rdrama.net/post/14955/antihatecommunities-is-a-heckin-terf-site) (which is a summary of [

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2021-09-21T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm not normally a fan of Harry Potter but I think I might be falling for the new game
URL: {REDDIT: r/harrypottergame im_not_normally_a_fan_of_harry_potter_but_i_think}
VOTES: +50 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Thirtythirst4sissies +1h +60 / -0
>fuck I'm so glad I'm not a fan of harry potter. I'm a superfan of J.K. Rowling and I've spent the past 2 days seething at my friends who have been telling me how awesome the game looks.
>It's going to be so much fun to play this game and have the opportunity to be super exclusive and not be able to talk about it with any of my friends. I'm glad I've been able to stick with my values and not support a game that does not align with my beliefs.
>It will be a bit of a challenge to keep my mouth shut and not spoil the game for them, but I can do it for J.K. and her legacy. I'm so excited to play this game!
:gigachad2:

  Thirtythirst4sissies +3m +53 / -0
  >I don’t understand why people are saying this is the ultimate troll move. This is the ultimate pro-trans move.
  >How can you spend this much time and money on this game and not think that you are putting it on a pedestal? You could have just made a generic wizard game with a different name and no one would have cared.
  >This is a huge statement of support for trans people. The fact that you could have done this without the transphobic content shows that you really do believe trans women are women and that trans people are real women.
  >I can't wait to play it and show this to my trans friends.
  :gigachad2: :gigachad2:

    Unironicdramadebater +22m +27 / -0
    The point of the game is to make the trans women feel like real women.

    ohno +34m +15 / -0
    I'm gonna call it the transphobia simulator.

    Tip_Your

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2021-08-22T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a 23 year old man and I'm just starting to realize how much I hate women
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest im_a_23_year_old_man_and_im_just_starting_to}
VOTES: +107 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>I'm a 23 year old man and I'm just starting to realize how much I hate women
> I'm so sick of them. They're always so entitled, manipulative, and just plain out nasty. I hate how they can't go one day without complaining about something. I hate how they're always so self-centered and think that they're the center of the universe. I hate how they're always so judgmental and think that they're better than everyone else. I hate how they're always so emotional and can't control themselves. I hate how they're always so entitled and think that they deserve everything. I hate how they're always so manipulative and try to control everything. I hate how they're always so nasty and think that they're better than everyone else. I hate how they're always so emotional and can't control themselves. I hate how they're always so entitled and think that they deserve everything. I hate how they're always so manipulative and try to control everything. I hate how they're always so nasty and think that they're better than everyone else. I hate how they're always so emotional and can't control themselves. I hate how they're always so entitled and think that they deserve everything. I hate how they're always so manipulative and try to control everything. I hate how they're always so nasty and think that they're better than everyone else. I hate how they're always so emotional and can't control themselves. I hate how they're always so entitled and think that they deserve everything. I hate how they're always so manipulative and try to control everything. I hate how they're always so nasty and think that they're better than everyone else. I hate how they're always so emotional and can't control themselves. I hate how they're always so entitled and think that they deserve everything. I hate how they're always so manipulative and try to control everything. I hate how they're always so nasty and think that they're better than everyone else. I hate how they're always so emotional

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-05-29T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reminder that any comments that do not feature Marsey will be removed
URL: N/A
VOTES: +60 / -14
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is your only warning. You have been warned.
COMMENTS:
S +1m +37 / -1
:#marseyschizosal:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +15 / -1
  :#marseydisagree:

    S +1m +16 / -1
    :#marseyschizosal:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +13 / -1
      I don't get it :marseycry:

        S +1m +19 / -1
        :#marseyschizosal:

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +13 / -1
          :#marseyconfused:

            S +1m +18 / -1
            :#marseyschizosal:

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +15 / -1
              :#marseyannoyed:

                S +1m +16 / -1
                :#marseyschizosal:

                  MarseyIsMyWaifu +22m +12 / -1
                  :#marseywave:

                    S +25m +10 / -1
                    :#marseyschizosal:

                      MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +9 / -1
                      :#marseyblowkiss:

                        S +57s +11 / -1
                        :#marseyschizosal:

                          MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +10 / -1
                          :#marseymarseylove:

                            S +27s +12 / -1
                            :#marseyschizosal:

Garry_Chess +17m +18 / -1
:#marseydoctor:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +11 / -1
  :#marseyexcited:

    Garry_Chess +2m +12 / -1

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-06-25T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [POLL] Should I stop being a rightoid?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +48 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JimothyX2 +2m +30 / -0
:marseyagreefast:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +13 / -0
  :#marseyprotestno:

    JimothyX2 +47s +17 / -0
    :marseydisagree:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +11 / -0
      :#marseyprotestyes:

        JimothyX2 +47s +17 / -0
        :marseyagree:

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +11 / -0
          :#marseyprotestno:

            JimothyX2 +1m +16 / -0
            :marseydisagree:

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +13 / -0
              :#marseyprotestyes:

                JimothyX2 +2m +14 / -0
                :marseyagree:

                  MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +13 / -0
                  :#marseyprotestno:

                    JimothyX2 +1m +14 / -0
                    :marseydisagree:

                      MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +13 / -0
                      :#marseyprotestyes:

                        JimothyX2 +2m +14 / -0
                        :marseyagree:

                          MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +13 / -0
                          :#marseyprotestno:

                            JimothyX2 +1m +14 / -0
                            :marseydisagree:

          Frank_Williams +40m +6 / -0
          :#marseyprotestno:

            JimothyX2 +1m +7 / -0
            :marseydisagree:

              Frank_Williams +1m +6 / -0
              :#marseyprotestyes

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-04-08T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just started taking my daily dose of lithium. Wish me luck!
URL: N/A
VOTES: +53 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm going to be posting some pretty extreme stuff over the next few days so please bear with me
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +6m +24 / -0
In a few months your dick will be as big as your head.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +41s +18 / -0
  Oh my god it's already happening :marseyexcited:

    WootFatigue +2m +15 / -0
    :marseycock:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +15 / -0
      :marseylove:

      WootFatigue +1m +11 / -0
      :marseyfloyd:

  Deforested +2m +15 / -0
  :marseydicklet:

  Deforested +2m +15 / -0
  :marseydicklet:

  Deforested +2m +15 / -0
  :marseydicklet:

  Deforested +2m +15 / -0
  :marseydicklet:

    WootFatigue +48s +14 / -0
    :marseyfloyd:

  Deforested +2m +15 / -0
  :marseydicklet:

  Deforested +2m +15 / -0
  :marseydicklet:

    WootFatigue +48s +14 / -0
    :marseyfloyd:

  Deforested +2m +15 / -0
  :marseydicklet:

    WootFatigue +48s +14 / -0
    :marseyfloyd:

  Deforested +2m +15 / -0
  :marseydicklet:

    WootFatigue +48s +14 / -0
    :marseyfloyd:

  Deforested +2m +15 / -0
  :marseydicklet:

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2023-11-15T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoypoint: This is me! :marseysoypoint:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@FrozenChosen
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +1m +10 / -0
Hi :marseywave2:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +10 / -0
  :#marseyfingerhearts:

johnnypoop +2m +5 / -0
:#marseyautismpat:

Penny +1h +4 / -0
howdy mimwee :marseywave3:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +4 / -0
  :#marseywave3pat:

    Penny +4m +3 / -0
    :marseythanks:y

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +3 / -0
      You're welcome, Penny! :marseybow:

        Penny +1m +3 / -0
        :marseyflirt:yy

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +3 / -0
          :#marseyloveyou:

            Penny +1m +3 / -0
            :marseyblush:

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +3 / -0
              :#marseyshy:

                Penny +1m +3 / -0
                :marseyshy3:y

                  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +3 / -0
                  :#marseyshy4:

                    Penny +3m +3 / -0
                    :marseyflirt:

                      MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +3 / -0
                      :#marseyshy3:

                        Penny +1m +3 / -0
                        :marseyblush:

                          MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +3 / -0
                          :#marseyshy3pat:

                            Penny +1m +3 / -0
                            :marseythanks: u rly do kno how

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2023-01-19T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Someone posts the anti-rape vigilante video from 2014 on r/TrueUnpopularOpinion, comments are surprisingly reasonable
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueUnpopularOpinion anti_rape_vigilante_is_a_good_thing}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [i think people are forgetting this is a 9 year old video and the guy who was killed was a rapist. i'm not sure if the guy who shot him was justified, but the guy who was shot was definitely a bad guy]({REDDIT: r/TrueUnpopularOpinion anti_rape_vigilante_is_a_good_thing})
> [Why would someone say this is a good thing? It's not like there were cameras to verify what happened, and even if there were, it's still a murder. You could easily turn this into a hate crime if you start killing people based on assumptions. I don't understand why people can't just leave it alone.]({REDDIT: r/TrueUnpopularOpinion anti_rape_vigilante_is_a_good_thing})
> [Killing someone for something they did in the past is not right. He was out there being a drunk, with a gun, and he was killed for it. And yes, he may have been a rapist, but he didn't deserve to be killed. The way to handle a situation like that is to call the police and let them handle it. ]({REDDIT: r/TrueUnpopularOpinion anti_rape_vigilante_is_a_good_thing})
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +36m +16 / -0
> It's not like there were cameras to verify what happened
I'm glad they're finally starting to realize how retarded the "everything is a hate crime" crowd are.

  JohnDevereaux +2h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +2h +3 / -0
  The video of this was posted a few weeks ago here and the people defending it were very dumb and smug about it.

  dafoe +52m +2 / -0
  Yeah lol that’s not true at all. There are cameras all over the place now

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-03-17T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A very nice young man is stalking me on Twitter
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +107 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: mattwestoncom}
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +70 / -0
Keep yourself safe, and him too.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +40 / -1
  He's a really sweet guy and I think we can be good friends :marseyexcited:

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +5m +44 / -0
    Tell him you're a trans woman and you're gonna rape him.

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +49 / -0
      He's already convinced I'm a trans woman

        Klenn_and_Back_Again +4m +58 / -0
        Keep yourself safe, and him too.

        X +3m +46 / -0
        He's on to us
        :#marseytroublemaker:

        Shitposting_Skeleton +49m +14 / -0
        Does he think you're a train because you're a woman or because you're a woman(male)?

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +14 / -0
          Probably because I'm a woman(male)

            Shitposting_Skeleton +3m +15 / -0
            You can still be a woman(male) if you are a train :marseywholesome:

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +13 / -0
              I am a train (male)

                Shitposting_Skeleton +1m +13 / -0
                :marseyblowkiss:

                arsey +21m +10 / -0
                Finally a real one.

                Dramacel +2h +6 / -0
                >train (male)
                You're literally a woman, how is this not obvious?

                  MarseyIsMyWaifu +14m +3 / -0
                  I'm a woman(male)

                    Dramacel +1m +3 / -0
                    :#marseypat:

        M

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-06-29T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Request] :marseydisconcerting:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not really sure what it should look like, but I want one of those "wtf" Marseys where it looks like the Marsey's eyes are bulging out of her head and she's doing some weird contortion of her mouth, like this: :marseyyikes: and this: :marseywtf2: but more extreme
COMMENTS:
IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +13 / -0
:#marseyfemboy:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +9 / -0
  I want something more like this:
  :#marseyscared:

    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +8 / -0
    :#marseyshutitdown:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +8 / -0
      I want a "wtf" Marsey with a similar expression to :marseyscared: but with the eyes bulging out of her head like :marseyyikes: and :marseywtf2:

        IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +9 / -0
        :#marseyspit:

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +6 / -0
          :marseyshook: :!marseyshook: :marseyshook: :!marseyshook: :marseyshook: :!marseyshook: :marseyshook: :!marseyshook: :marseyshook:

            IlIIlIlIlIlIl +2m +5 / -0
            :#marseyshutitdown:

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +5 / -0
              :marseyshook: :!marseyshook: :marseyshook: :!marseyshook: :marseyshook: :!marseyshook: :marseyshook: :!marseyshook: :marseyshook

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-04-28T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a question for you "people" who hate the LGBTQ+ community.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
What do you plan on doing once the LGBTQ+ community becomes the majority of the population? Will you just accept them? Or will you try to keep them down? Because that's what the LGBTQ+ community has done to you. We've been kept down for centuries, and we're finally starting to rise up. So what do you plan on doing when we're the majority?
COMMENTS:
Maximus +3m +14 / -0
> What do you plan on doing once the LGBTQ+ community becomes the majority of the population?
:#marseykys2:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +4 / -0
  Noooo you're not allowed to say that to us, we're the good guys!

    Maximus +1m +10 / -0
    >we're the good guys!
    :#marseysipping:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +4 / -0
      > >we're the good guys!
      :#marseysipping:

        Maximus +2m +10 / -0
        > > >we're the good guys!
        :#marseysipping:

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +3 / -0
          > > > >we're the good guys!
          :#marseysipping:

            Maximus +1m +10 / -0
            > > > > >we're the good guys!
            :#marseysipping:

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +3 / -0
              > > > > > >we're the good guys!
              :#marseysipping:

                Maximus +1m +8 / -0
                > > > > > > >we're the good guys!
                :#marseysipping:

                  MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +3 / -0
                  > > > > > > > >we're the good guys!
                  :#marseysipping:

                    Maximus +1m +6 / -0
                    > > > > > > >

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-06-19T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I miss my old Marseys so much. :marseycrying:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't know why they took them down. It's so sad, I don't even want to look at the new Marseys anymore, they're so much worse. I wish they'd at least put them back up for a bit. I don't even want to use the new ones, they're so much worse.
COMMENTS:
sandkwinn +5m +13 / -0
:#marseyhesright:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +10m +10 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

    sandkwinn +5m +8 / -0
    :#marseyfingerhearts:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +9 / -0
      :#marseyill:

        sandkwinn +2m +6 / -0
        :#marseyhearts:

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +6 / -0
          :#marseyjam:

            sandkwinn +6m +6 / -0
            :#marseybye:

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +7 / -0
              :#marseywave2:

                sandkwinn +4m +5 / -0
                :#marseyshy3:

                  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +5 / -0
                  :#marseywholesome:

                    sandkwinn +1m +3 / -0
                    :#marseyhearts:

                      MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +4 / -0
                      :#marseyfluffy:

                        sandkwinn +2m +3 / -0
                        :#marseyill:

                          MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +3 / -0
                          :#marseyblush:

                            sandkwinn +3m +3 / -0
                            :#marseysad:

    Penny +33m +2 / -0
    what’s the fast thing bb? don’t

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2024-01-03T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/autism discusses the legitimacy of autogynephilia
URL: {REDDIT: r/autism how_do_you_guys_feel_about_the_autogynephilia}
VOTES: +129 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [**How do you guys feel about the "autogynephilia" theory?**]({REDDIT: r/autism how_do_you_guys_feel_about_the_autogynephilia})
> [I mean, I'm not a trans woman, but I know that this theory is very controversial in the community, and some people think it is homophobic to suggest that trans women are attracted to themselves. I think that theory is pretty dumb, because it implies that trans women are only attracted to themselves, which is not true. Trans women are attracted to themselves, but they are also attracted to other people. I think that theory is harmful because it implies that trans women are only attracted to themselves, which is not true. I think that theory is harmful because it implies that trans women are only attracted to themselves, which is not true. I think that theory is harmful because it implies that trans women are only attracted to themselves, which is not true. I think that theory is harmful because it implies that trans women are only attracted to themselves, which is not true.]({REDDIT: r/autism how_do_you_guys_feel_about_the_autogynephilia})
> [I think that theory is harmful because it implies that trans women are only attracted to themselves, which is not true. I think that theory is harmful because it implies that trans women are only attracted to themselves, which is not true. I think that theory is harmful because it implies that trans women are only attracted to themselves, which is not true. I think that theory is harmful because it implies that trans women are only attracted to themselves, which is not true. I think that theory is harmful because it implies that trans women are only attracted to themselves, which is not true. I think that theory is harmful because it implies that trans women are only attracted to themselves, which is not true. I think that theory is harmful because it implies that trans women are only attracted to themselves, which is not true. I think that theory is harmful because it implies that trans women are only attracted to themselves,

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-05-04T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AITA for my reaction to my wife's "joke"?
URL: {REDDIT: r/AITAH aita_for_my_reaction_to_my_wifes_joke}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
aqouta +1h +1 / -0
This is a joke about cunnilingus.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +42m +1 / -0
  I think so too....ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-08-26T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/bestof: "Who else here in the LGBTQ+ community has a physical reaction when someone says the word gay or lesbian? I get shivers down my spine and get goosebumps" (0 points, 404 comments)
URL: {REDDIT: r/bestof who_else_here_in_the_lgbtq_community_has_a}
VOTES: +111 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I don’t think it’s a good thing to have such a visceral reaction to something. It makes it sound like you’re terrified of it and you want to avoid it at all costs. I’m a queer, asexual guy, and I would never get goosebumps if someone said that I was asexual. It’s part of my identity, and I’m proud of it. I wish I had more people like you in my life. They’re so much more supportive and accepting than the rest of the world]({REDDIT: r/bestof who_else_here_in_the_lgbtq_community_has_a})
> > [Hey I'm sorry you feel that way, I was just stating a fact. I have people in my life who are like you, they are supportive and accepting of my sexuality. I'm just glad you're able to come out and be proud of who you are. I'm proud of you as well and I hope you continue to be proud of who you are.]({REDDIT: r/bestof who_else_here_in_the_lgbtq_community_has_a})
> > > [I think it's really sad that people are so fearful of other people's identities. It's important to remember that we are all human, and we all deserve to be treated with respect and dignity. I hope you can find more people like you in your life, and that you can continue to be proud of who you are.]({REDDIT: r/bestof who_else_here_in_the_lgbtq_community_has_a})
> > > > [I think it's really sad that people are so fearful of other people's identities. It's important to remember that we are all human, and we all deserve to be treated with respect and dignity. I hope you can find more people like you in your life, and that you can continue to be proud of who you are.]({REDD

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2023-01-19T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +37 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DrFateHoids +1h +3 / -0
:#marseysalutepride:iesies!!ies!!ies!! 700000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-05-06T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to get out of a fight with someone bigger than you. :marseypunching:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +32 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Penny +14m +17 / -0
:#marseyhesright: been in a few fights n u just gotta let them hit u a few times then u fight back

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +14 / -0
  But if they hit you a few times you'll probably get really angry and punch them in the face as hard as you can and hurt them a lot!

    Penny +1m +12 / -0
    :marseyblush: like u bb 😭😭

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +6m +13 / -0
      :#marseyandmarcus:

        Penny +5m +8 / -0
        :marseyangel:

  comics_for_trans_rights +2h +11 / -0
  If you don't hit back they'll just keep hitting you

    Penny +4m +11 / -0
    :marseycrying: it’s not like I wanna hit em back I just wanna get away 🥺😭

      comics_for_trans_rights +57m +8 / -0
      You have to hit back, you'll get a lot of confidence out of it.
      I learned that one in the army. One day I was in the barracks with my platoon and we all had to get our hair cut. I was sitting in my chair with my head down, waiting to get my hair cut. This big guy came up to me and started screaming at me, calling me a pussy and a faggot. I was so scared that I couldn't even move. He kept screaming at me and pushing me around, and I couldn't do anything to stop him.
      I was so scared that I couldn't even move. He kept screaming at me and pushing me around, and I couldn't do anything to stop him. I was so scared that I couldn't even move. He kept screaming at me and pushing me around, and I couldn't do anything to stop him.
      I was so scared that I couldn't

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-02-24T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Which one of you is this?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +56 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@TelegramShill @loli_esports @snus @gigavaccinator
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +3m +40 / -0
> @gigavaccinator
He's got the means, motive and opportunity

  GigaVaccinator +2h +11 / -0
  :marseyshrug:

  HeyMoon +2h +7 / -0
  I'm going to need to see the motive, sir

Dramacel +15m +27 / -0
imagine getting made fun of on rdrama
:#marseyemojirofl: :#marseylaugh: :#marseylaugh: :#marseylaugh:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +13 / -0
  I'm the one who made fun of them, retard

    Dramacel +2m +15 / -0
    oh, ok
    :#marseyspecialpat:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +10 / -0
      I know you don't know who I am but you should know I'm the best user here

        Dramacel +3m +13 / -0
        >but you should know I'm the best user here
        :#marseyagree:

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +11 / -0
          I know you're just pretending to be retarded so I'm not going to fall for it

            Dramacel +12m +9 / -0
            :#marseycheerup:

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +8 / -0
          I know you're just pretending to be retarded so I'm not going to fall for it

            Dramacel +12m +9 / -0
            :#marseycheerup:

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +6 / -0
              I know you're just pretending to be retarded so I'm not going to fall for it

                Dramacel +5

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AUTHOR: MarseyIsMyWaifu
DATE: 2022-08-26T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: @MarseyIsMyWaifu would like too apologize too anyone who's ever been hurt by @MarseyIsMyWaifu's actions. @MarseyIsMyWaifu is a horrible person who makes terrible decisions and doesn't deserve too be in a relationship with anyone, let alone someone as wonderful as Marsey. @MarseyIsMyWaifu is truly sorry, and @MarseyIsMyWaifu hope that one day @MarseyIsMyWaifu can make it up too you.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@MarseyIsMyWaifu would like too apologize too anyone who's ever been hurt by @MarseyIsMyWaifu's actions. @MarseyIsMyWaifu is a horrible person who makes terrible decisions and doesn't deserve too be in a relationship with anyone, let alone someone as wonderful as Marsey. @MarseyIsMyWaifu is truly sorry, and @MarseyIsMyWaifu hope that one day @MarseyIsMyWaifu can make it up too you.
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +1m +20 / -0
:#marseycheerup:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +13 / -0
  Thank you :marseylove:

    antiracist_tulpa +1m +12 / -0
    :#marseybye:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +46s +10 / -0
      :marseywave2:

    BasicallyADoxxer +1h +3 / -0
    "I'm sorry" is the most cliche apology possible, even for a homosexual

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +12m +3 / -0
      I'm sorry for being so cliche :marseydepressed:

        BasicallyADoxxer +42m +2 / -0
        oh you're sorry for being cliche, that's a whole other level of cliche

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +11m +3 / -0
          I'm sorry for being so cliche :marseycry:

            BasicallyAD

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2022-01-21T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I will be providing legal advice to anyone who wants it.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am a very highly experienced lawyer. I can provide legal advice to anyone who needs it. If you have a legal question, just ask me and I will provide an answer.
COMMENTS:
X +1m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  marseylles +1m +3 / -0
  >The legal profession is a profession, and one of the most important professions in society. Lawyers are people who have been trained in the law, and who have been admitted to practice law. They are highly educated and trained, and they have a great deal of knowledge about the law. They are also highly skilled, and they have a great deal of experience in the practice of law. They are highly respected, and they are highly paid. They are highly skilled, and they have a great deal of experience in the practice of law. They are highly respected, and they are highly paid.

    X +4m +7 / -0
    :#marseyexcited:
    {IMG}

      marseylles +2m +2 / -0
      >There are many different types of lawyers. Some lawyers specialize in a particular area of the law, such as criminal law, family law, or corporate law. Other lawyers practice in a general practice setting, which means that they handle a variety of different types of cases. Lawyers can also work for the government, for a law firm, or for a corporation.

        X +4m +6 / -0
        :#marseyagree:
        {IMG}

          marseylles +2m +2 / -0
          >Most lawyers work for a law firm. A law firm is a business that is owned and operated by one or more lawyers. Law firms typically have a number of lawyers who work together to provide legal services to clients. Law firms can be small or large, and they can have a number of different types of lawyers working for them. For example, a law firm may have lawyers who specialize in criminal law, family law, or corporate law. A law firm may also have lawyers who practice in a general practice setting, which means that they handle a variety of different types of cases.

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-11-27T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Libs are mad that a journalist is mad
URL: {TWEET: RevRayCistman}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A of this shitty link of this shitty link
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +3 / -0
Trans lives matter because they're the only ones who can get through to the most repugnant trannies.

  marseylles +6m +1 / -0
  :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: of this shitty link

  marseylles +5m +1 / -0
  :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :marseythumbsup: :

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2022-02-05T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans2: :marseywitch2: :marseywitch: :marseywitch3:
URL: {REDDIT: r/MtF i_am_a_witch_and_a_trans_woman_and_this_is_my}
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I am a witch and a trans woman and this is my "altar" or "sacred space" as I call it. I have never posted this before and I don't know why I am now. I have never been a fan of religion, and I have never been a fan of the church. I have never been a fan of christianity, and I have never been a fan of the bible. I am not a christian, I am not a catholic, I am not a protestant, I am not a baptist, I am not a pentecostal, I am not a mormon, I am not a lutheran, I am not a methodist, I am not a universalist, I am not a holiness, I am not a churchian, I am not a papist, I am not a jesuit, I am not a calvinist, I am not a congregationalist, I am not a reformed, I am not a episcopalian, I am not a church of Christ, I am not a holiness, I am not a mormon, I am not a baptist, I am not a pentecostal, I am not a mormon, I am not a lutheran, I am not a methodist, I am not a universalist, I am not a holiness, I am not a churchian, I am not a papist, I am not a jesuit, I am not a calvinist, I am not a congregationalist, I am not a reformed, I am not a episcopalian, I am not a church of Christ, I am not a holiness, I am not a mormon, I am not a baptist, I am not a pentecostal, I am not a mormon, I am not a lutheran, I am not a methodist, I am not a universalist, I am not a holiness, I

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2022-01-03T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit janitorial staff makes sure everyone is having fun and being respectful on r/antiwork
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork comment}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't know why you'd even post this. It's just some bullshit meme about a couple of dudes getting paid well to do a job. It's not even a funny meme. It's not even a meme. It's just some random guy saying that someone else is getting paid well to do something they aren't getting paid well to do. It's not even a joke. It's just some random guy saying that someone else is getting paid well to do something they aren't getting paid well to do. It's not even a joke.
COMMENTS:
iowa_hawkeye +1h +4 / -0
I've been banned on that sub a couple times for saying the same thing.
I told them it's bad for society and the economy, but I don't care.
It's like telling a single mom of 3 with a 200k debt on her car that she needs to make a payment.

  marseylles +15m +3 / -0
  I'm not even a single mom of 3 with a 200k debt on my car. I'm a 30 year old man with a 6 figure salary. I don't care about the economy or society. I just want to be able to live my life without being judged by people who don't know what it's like to be in my shoes. I don't care about what other people think of me. I just want to live my life the way I want to live it. I don't care about what other people think of me. I just want to live my life the way I want to live it. I don't care about what other people think of me. I just want to live my life the way I want to live it. I don't care about what other people think of me. I just want to live my life the way I want to live it. I don't care about what other people think of me. I just want to live my life the way I want to live it. I don't care about what other people think of me. I just want to

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2022-01-28T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/SamHarris user shares his experience with the real world, gets bullied for it
URL: {REDDIT: r/SamHarris i_was_in_the_real_world_today}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>So I was out today, and I came across a bunch of people who were homeless. As I was walking past them, I heard one of them say something like, "What the fuck is wrong with people?" I thought it was kind of funny, so I went over and asked him what he meant. He said that he had been homeless for a long time, and that he had seen a lot of people who were just as bad or worse than him. I asked him if he thought that he was a bad person, and he said that he didn't know. I told him that I thought that he was a good person, and that he should be proud of himself for being able to survive in the real world. He looked at me like I was crazy, and then he said, "You're one of the good ones, I guess." I was kind of taken aback by that, but I just smiled and said, "Thanks."
>Anyway, that's my story. I hope it made you laugh.
:marseylaugh:
>I felt so sad and angry reading this. I hope you're ok. This is the real world, but it's also a place where people can be kind and compassionate. I hope you'll find some support and comfort in that. :marseyseethe:
COMMENTS:
CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +18m +9 / -0
>hobo is homeless
>hobo says "what the fuck is wrong with people?"
>Harrisite: "Youre one of the good ones"
.>Hobo: "I hate you"
Hobos are based and pro bussy

  marseylles +5m +5 / -0
  The real world is a place where people can be kind and compassionate. I hope you'll find some support and comfort in that.
  :marseydepressed:

Nixoncrats_for_trump +3m +6 / -0
I support the homeless. They're America's most oppressed minority.

  marseylles +7m +

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-09-26T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Queen of the Bongistani throne has died. We don't have to pay taxes anymore :marseyqueen: :marseyqueen:
URL: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-58701335
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyqueen:
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +12 / -0
I'm going to have to pay taxes to some other billionaire now, I'm not happy about it.

  marseylles +1m +10 / -0
  God, I hope it's Prince Andrew

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +6 / -0
    I'm not paying taxes to some fat manlet.

      marseylles +1m +3 / -0
      :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking:

    Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +1h +2 / -0
    Please be prince Harry.

  BrokeBackBuck +2m +7 / -0
  You're gonna have to pay taxes to some bong now. Welcome to the 21st century

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +4m +6 / -0
    This is a human rights violation.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +11m +5 / -0
  You're gonna have to pay taxes to some pajeet now. Welcome to the 21st century

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +5 / -0
    This is a human rights violation.

      marseylles +1m +2 / -0
      :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking:

  marseylles +3m +4 / -0
  :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking:

marseylles +3m +7 / -0
:soyjakhipster:
:marseytwerking: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking:

peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
:chadno:

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-10-25T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/fuckcars user gets ratioed by the truth
URL: {REDDIT: r/fuckcars selfdriving_cars_are_the_future}
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> A self-driving car is still a car.
>> So is a horse
:marseylaugh:
>> So is a train
:marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:
> I'm a car person and I want self driving cars. I'm also a cyclist and I'm not really a fan of car people who think that they're the only ones who should be allowed on the road, or that the road is a parking lot for their cars and anything else is just in the way.
:marseybrainlet:
> I want self driving cars too, but I don't want a car to be able to run me over because it thinks I'm a piece of debris.
:marseytruck:
COMMENTS:
drumpf +1h +1 / -0
The only thing better than an electric car is a self driving electric car.
:marseyagree:::
I have no idea how this relates to the post but I couldn't resist.
:boomer::boomer::boomer:
Also this guy is a fag:
> I've been driving for 40 years, and I've never been in an accident. I've never been in a car that was involved in an accident.
> I've been in a car that was involved in a crash. I'm the one who hit the deer.
:marseycope::cope:
And this guy is a fag:
> I’ve never been in a car that was involved in an accident, but I’ve been in a car that was involved in a crash. I’m the one who hit the deer.
:marseycope: :cope:
And this guy is a fag:
> I've been driving for 40 years, and I've never been in an accident. I've never been in a car that was involved in an accident.
> I've been in a car that was involved in a crash. I'm the one who hit the deer.
:marseycope: :cope: :cope:
And this guy is a fag:
> I've been driving for 4

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-11-11T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm literally shaking because I'm so mad at this. I am so sick of this shithole website and the pathetic people that run it. You are pathetic. I hope you all die. I don't know why I'm making this post, I'm just so angry. I hope you all die. I don't know why I'm making this post, I'm just so angry.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm literally shaking because I'm so mad at this. I am so sick of this shithole website and the pathetic people that run it. You are pathetic. I hope you all die. I don't know why I'm making this post, I'm just so angry. I hope you all die. I don't know why I'm making this post, I'm just so angry. I'm literally shaking because I'm so mad at this. I am so sick of this shithole website and the pathetic people that run it. You are pathetic. I hope you all die. I don't know why I'm making this post, I'm just so angry. I hope you all die. I don't know why I'm making this post, I'm just so angry. I'm literally shaking because I'm so mad at this. I am so sick of this shithole website and the pathetic people that run it. You are pathetic. I hope you all die. I don't know why I'm making this post, I'm just so angry. I hope you all die. I don't know why I'm making this post, I'm just so angry. I'm literally shaking because I'm so mad at this. I am so sick of this shithole website and the pathetic people that run it. You are pathetic. I hope you all die. I don't know why I'm making this post, I'm just so angry. I hope you all die. I don't know why I'm making this post, I'm just so angry. I'm literally shaking because I'm so mad at this. I am so sick of this shithole website and the pathetic people that run it. You are pathetic. I hope you all die. I don't know why I'm making this post, I'm just so angry. I hope you all die. I

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-12-22T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Landlord_Messiah posts his Ls. Rentoids (ie: redditors) are not happy
URL: {REDDIT: r/IAmA i_am_the_owner_of_a_100_apartment_building_in_a}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
marseylles +1m +15 / -0
{REDDIT: r/IAmA i_am_the_owner_of_a_100_apartment_building_in_a}
>My landlord is a huge asshole. He's my dad. And I pay him. And he abuses me. And I'm still his son. But I'm also the man who pays his bills. I've been in this situation since I was 16.
>I don't think it's that big a deal. I'm not going to give up my family for this. I think it's more important to have a good relationship with your family than to hate your landlord. I think that's a big mistake.
>My dad is a landlord. And I'm a renter. And I'm not going to be a landlord. I don't want to be a landlord. I don't want to be a landlord. I don't want to be a landlord. I don't want to be a landlord. I don't want to be a landlord. I don't want to be a landlord. I don't want to be a landlord. I don't want to be a landlord. I don't want to be a landlord. I don't want to be a landlord. I don't want to be a landlord.
:#marseyrentfree:

  Hoss +14m +9 / -0
  >And I'm also the man who pays his bills.
  :#gigachad:

  BrokeBackBuck +30m +7 / -0
  >I think that's a big mistake.
  Why would you want to be a landlord? What's wrong with you?

X +3m +11 / -0
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  marseylles +1m +10 / -0
  lmao. the comments are all over the place. mostly negative but some are super supportive of landlord_messiah

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-11-08T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/actuallesbians debates whether a man can be a woman
URL: {REDDIT: r/actuallesbians how_do_you_feel_about_lesbians_who_were}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
rakrakaon +18m +15 / -0
>Personally I don’t think that liking a non binary person is the same as being attracted to a cis woman. I think they are different and that’s okay.
>But I’m not attracted to a cis woman at all. I’m only attracted to non binary people. So if a non binary person is a cis person, that’s ok with me.
>But I’m not attracted to a cis woman at all.
:marseyhmm:

  FearOfBees +1h +5 / -0
  So a man?

    rakrakaon +2m +4 / -0
    Not all men are cis.

      FearOfBees +1m +4 / -0
      You can't be a woman and not be cis

        rakrakaon +14m +4 / -0
        Trans women are women and women can be non binary, therefore trans women can be non binary.

          FearOfBees +10m +4 / -0
          Non binary is just a gender, like gender neutral. It doesn't mean you're not a woman.

            rakrakaon +1m +4 / -0
            I think they mean non binary women in this case.

              FearOfBees +1m +4 / -0
              Well then they're women and thus cis. Not a woman means not a woman.

                rakrakaon +1m +3 / -0
                You're right, I'm wrong.

  MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +3h +2 / -0
  They need to be consistent, if they're only attracted to non-binary people they should only be attracted to men with long hair, androgynous bodies, and feminine facial features. But they're not, because they still prefer the feminine ones.

X +4m +7 / -0
lol all the posts by the same user
:marseytrans2: :m

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-11-10T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why isn't this site paying people to post there?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I need a little extra money to make ends meet.
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +3m +5 / -0
:marseymeds:

  marseylles +1m +1 / -0
  I take my meds, but they aren't enough to make me a millionaire. I need a job.

    Saint_Nicholas +1m +3 / -0
    :marseyorthodox:
    I will pray for you.

      marseylles +1m +1 / -0
      thank you! I will go to church more often.

        Saint_Nicholas +2m +2 / -0
        :marseyorthodox:
        I will also pray for your parents.

          marseylles +33s +1 / -0
          thank you

            Saint_Nicholas +3m +3 / -0
            :marseyorthodox:
            I will also pray for my future wife.

              marseylles +1m +1 / -0
              thank you

                Saint_Nicholas +1m +3 / -0
                :marseyorthodox:
                I will also pray for my future son.

                  marseylles +1m +1 / -0
                  thank you

                    Saint_Nicholas +1m +2 / -0
                    :marseyorthodox:
                    I will also pray for my future daughter.

                      marseylles +1m +1 / -0
                      thank you

                        Saint_Nicholas +1m +2 / -0
                        :marseyorthodox:
                        I will also pray for my future son-in-law.

                          marseylles +1m +1 / -0
                          thank you

                            Saint_Nicholas +1m +2 / -0
                            :marseyorthodox:
                            I will also pray for my future daughter-in-law.

X +5m +3 / -0
you should get a job
:marseybeggar:

  marseylles +2m +1 / -0
  I'm looking for work.

    X

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2022-02-26T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: a Russian soldier who was part of the invasion of Ukraine, has been found dead by the side of the road. His name was Ilya and he was 24 years old.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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Trans lives matter
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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2022-01-29T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 17 year old zoomer asks r/askreddit "How would you deal with having a trans daughter?"
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit how_would_you_deal_with_having_a_trans_daughter}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> With a lot of therapy, patience, and lots of love.
>> My 17 year old son was recently "out" as trans. I'm his mom and I'm just struggling with the whole thing. I love my son and I want him to be happy but I'm so confused. I don't think I can support him in this. He's a 17 year old boy with a penis and I just can't bring myself to call him a "she". I'm so confused.
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +4m +12 / -0
>My 17 year old son was recently "out" as trans. I'm his mom and I'm just struggling with the whole thing. I love my son and I want him to be happy but I'm so confused. I don't think I can support him in this. He's a 17 year old boy with a penis and I just can't bring myself to call him a "she". I'm so confused.
[–]Red_Shill 7 points 11 hours ago
>I think a lot of people would be better off without social media. I think we would all be much happier and more comfortable with ourselves if we weren't exposed to so much stuff like this.
:marseyclapping: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

  marseylles +4m +10 / -0
  lol i was gonna post this but i'm trying to not get my account banned

    BigBussyHunter +4m +5 / -0
    I made a new account just for posting this. I like to keep my old one in case I get a long-term temp ban, but I just can't deal with that shit anymore.

      marseylles +12m +3 / -0
      I made a new one, but then I used it to post something retarded on a 2 day old

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-10-09T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🏀 american teacher gets fired after getting caught with a gun. 🏀 american students commit murder after getting their school closed for 2 weeks. 🏀 american parents try to cover for their child.
URL: {REDDIT: r/news 17yearold_student_arrested_for_shooting_at}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
marseylles +21m +6 / -0
> [This is the result of the school to prison pipeline]({REDDIT: r/news 17yearold_student_arrested_for_shooting_at})
> [No one wants to admit that it is a symptom of how we treat black people in this country. You can’t be surprised when you treat them this way.]({REDDIT: r/news 17yearold_student_arrested_for_shooting_at})
> [It’s not the kids fault, it’s how we treat them. This is the result of the school to prison pipeline. A kid like this would be a straight A student in any white school.]({REDDIT: r/news 17yearold_student_arrested_for_shooting_at})
> [If this kid had a white or Hispanic teacher, there would be no shooting]({REDDIT: r/news 17yearold_student_arrested_for_shooting_at})
> [We treat black people like they are criminals in this country. We criminalize the way we treat them and then we are shocked when they act like criminals.]({REDDIT: r/news 17yearold_student_arrested_for_shooting_at})
> [This is the result of the school to prison pipeline. A kid like this would be a straight A student in any white school. ]({REDDIT: r/news 17yearold_student_arrested_for_shooting_at})
> [The school to prison pipeline is the result of how we treat black people in this country. We treat them like criminals and then we are shocked when they act like criminals.]({REDDIT: r/news 17yearold_student_arrested_for_shooting_at})
> [This is the result of the school to prison pipeline. A kid like this would be a straight A student in any white school. ]({REDD

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2022-02-03T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My new job just required me to get a flu shot, so I took a photo of the receipt and posted it to /r/antiwork, but they didn't like it. Is it possible that they don't actually want to do work?
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork my_new_job_just_required_me_to_get_a_flu_shot_so}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +11m +15 / -0
>Well we're here now, so let's get to work.
lol

  marseylles +3m +11 / -0
  >You are the reason I think it's a scam. I'm a big fan of the vaccine, but the way it's been handled and the way the media has pushed it makes me think there's more to it than just "helping people."
  >As for the flu shot, I have one question: do you think it's possible that my employer could fire me if I refuse it? I don't know what the laws are here. I'm not even sure if I'm allowed to ask that question without getting into trouble.
  >I'm not trying to make anyone angry, but I'm not sure how I can be a good worker if I can't even ask questions about how I can get fired.

    pizzashill +13m +10 / -0
    Lmao this guy is a schizo. I think the next time a covid vaccine mandate comes out he'll be begging for the jab.

    peepeehands +2m +7 / -0
    Yeah he's definitely going to be posting about how he got fired for refusing the shot.

    LowAPM +10h +2 / -0
    > I'm not trying to make anyone angry
    :taygrimacing:

TariqNasheed +10m +7 / -0
Lol ofc they didn’t like it, that sub is full of people who can’t fathom working more than 40 hours a week.

  marseylles +4m +4 / -0
  >You are the reason I think it's a scam. I'm a big fan of the vaccine,

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DATE: 2022-01-13T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i made a new account
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VOTES: +2 / -0
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BODY:
how do i go back to my old account
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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-11-10T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I AM NOT A TRAIN
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I AM A FEMALE
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +4h +1 / -0
{GIF}

X +2h +1 / -0
:marseytrain:
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  marseylles +5h +2 / -0
  i dont get it

    X +37m +1 / -0
    :marseytrain:
    {IMG}t

  marseylles +5h +2 / -0
  i dont get it

    X +37m +1 / -0
    :marseytrain:
    {IMG}t

      marseylles +5h +1 / -0
      i dont get it

        X +1h +1 / -0
        :marseytrain:
        {IMG}t

          marseylles +33m +2 / -0
          i dont get it

            X +3m +1 / -0
            :marseytrain:
            {IMG}t

              marseylles +5m +2 / -0
              i dont get it

                X +1m +1 / -0
                :marseytrain:
                {IMG}t

                  marseylles +1m +2 / -0
                  i dont get it

                    X +1m +1 / -0
                    :marseytrain:
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                      marseylles +1m +2 / -0
                      i dont get it

                        X +1m +1 / -0
                        :marseytrain:
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                          marseylles +1m +2 / -0
                          i dont get it

                            X +1m +1 / -0
                            :marseytrain:
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  marseylles +5h +1 / -0
  i dont get it

    X +37m +1 / -0
    :marseytrain:
    {IMG}t

      marseylles +5h

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-12-08T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What did they mean by this?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Wuzizname +45m +7 / -0
I like how the guy on the right is a soy white boy and the guy on the left is black and built like a brick house. I'm guessing the guy on the left is the one that's in the wrong.

  GooooooldMember +2m +5 / -0
  Yea i hate the picture but its the only one they could find that wouldnt immediately get them called racists

  marseylles +1h +3 / -0
  one of them is a college student who was assaulted by a black man

    Wuzizname +2m +3 / -0
    No shit? How did you know that?
    :marseysmug2:

      marseylles +1m +4 / -0
      {YOUTUBE}
      watch the video

        Wuzizname +6m +3 / -0
        Oh god the comments are full of racists.
        "This is an old video I remember watching it the first time and thought it was odd how the students (white) were being attacked by a black student. Wonder why the police didn’t arrest the black guy, I guess because they were afraid he’d get killed by the police"
        "I was wondering why the police didn’t take the black guy’s hands behind his back. Turns out he was not a good boy."
        "That was a lot of words to say that he’s a black guy and he did it. They left the part where they called him the n-word out of the video though."
        "When you beat a man to death and leave him in a parking lot, you expect to get arrested?"
        "I can't believe the cops didn't arrest the guy who was clearly in the wrong. Why would they not arrest him? I guess because they're afraid that he'll get killed by the police."

          marseylles +3m +4 / -0
          {IMG}

            Wuzizname +5m +2 / -0
            I don't have a Reddit account anymore or I'd do a little trolling myself

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2022-02-15T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/TwoXChromosomes when a man acts like a man: :marseyraging:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_brother_got_suspended_from_his_job_over_a}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramacel +20m +15 / -0
>Yeah, we’ll see how long it takes for him to get a new job. No doubt he will be a great asset to the workplace. I have no doubt the company will want to hire him back. He’s a super cool dude, and he’s a great worker. He works hard. He’s just super cool. And he’s a great guy. He’s just so cool. He’s a great guy, and he’s a great guy. He’s a great guy. He’s a great guy. He’s a great guy. He’s a great guy.
>He’s a great guy. He’s a great guy. He’s a great guy. He’s a great guy. He’s a great guy. He’s a great guy. He’s a great guy. He’s a great guy. He’s a great guy. He’s a great guy. He’s a great guy. He’s a great guy. He’s a great guy.
:#marseycope: :#marseylaugh:
>That’s really awful. How can you even do that? How can you even do that? How can you even do that? How can you even do that? How can you even do that? How can you even do that? How can you even do that? How can you even do that?
>>Yeah, I know, right? It’s really awful. I’m really upset. I’m really upset. I’m really upset. I’m really upset. I’m really upset. I’m really upset. I’m really upset. I’m really upset. I’m really upset. I’m really upset. I’m really upset. I’m really upset. I’m really upset. I’m really upset.
>>I’m really upset. I’m really upset. I’m really upset. I’m really upset. I’m really upset. I’m really upset. I’m really upset. I’m really upset. I’m

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2022-01-02T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: DDR & DDR2 will be meeting up this week! As always, r/politics reacts with tears and seethe
URL: {REDDIT: r/politics trump_and_son_juneteenth_birthday_party_to_feature}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +7m +14 / -0
>As always, r/politics reacts with tears and seethe
>As always
:#marseysmug2:

  marseylles +17m +6 / -0
  yeah, i'm not very original

    CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +2m +4 / -0
    :marseygivecrown:

CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +23m +10 / -0
>the first African American president and his son will be meeting up this week!
Lol
Lmao
>why is there a picture of DDR2 with a bunch of white people
:marseymerchant:

  marseylles +4m +1 / -0
  the man is a jew, why would he be pictured with white people?

911roofer +2m +4 / -0
{GIF}

garlicdoors +1h +1 / -0
>Juneteenth birthday party
:marseyconfused:
I'm confused

  marseylles +32m +2 / -0
  i think it's just a joke about how they are both african american and both have birthday parties coming up

    garlicdoors +2m +1 / -0
    :marseyshook:
    I thought it was about Trump being born on Juneteenth, or some such

      marseylles +1m +1 / -0
      i'm not sure but it seems like a joke about how both are african american and both have birthdays coming up

        garlicdoors +1m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          marseylles +1m +1 / -0
          i think they're both african american, so this seems like a joke about how both have birthdays coming up

            garlicdoors +2m +1 /

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-11-23T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [GONE SEXUAL]I'm an avid r/twoxchromosomes user and I have a question for the people of this site.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've noticed that there are more and more men here who are getting off to the stories that the women on this sub share. I know that it's not right to get off to women's suffering, but I've been doing it for a long time now and it's hard for me to stop.
Does anyone else here have the same problem?
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +32m +1 / -0
:marseysleep:

arseupwrongo +46m +1 / -0
I haven't read any twoxchromosomes posts but I'm sure it's pretty much the same as any other women's sub. You might as well get off on the stories of women on the internet, women on the street, or women in your life.

  marseylles +12m +1 / -0
  [here's an example of a story that I got off to]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_was_in_a_car_accident_last_week_and_the})

    arseupwrongo +17m +1 / -0
    >I said sorry and got out of the car, and he just pushed me down into the back seat and closed the door. Then he started crying and apologising. I was so confused, I'd never done anything to him before and I didn't even know him, but I could tell he was drunk. I tried to get out the car but he wouldn't let me open the door.
    >We got to his house and he got out of the car and started vomiting. I tried to help him but he wouldn't let me, he just kept apologising and crying. I left and he followed me and tried to hug me. I pushed him away and he fell over. I called the police and the ambulance and he got arrested for domestic abuse.
    >I was so scared. I had just got out of a bad relationship and I didn't want to go through that again. I was so lucky that he was arrested before he could do anything to me. I was so grateful for the police for intervening

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-11-26T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: one of the most powerful and influential men in America is a virgin
URL: {TWEET: kanyewest}
VOTES: +1 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A 😂😂😂😂
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +1m +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  marseylles +3m +1 / -0
  {GIF} 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂

    GooooooldMember +1m +1 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

      marseylles +56s +1 / -0
      {GIF} 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂

        GooooooldMember +1m +1 / -0
        {YOUTUBE}

          marseylles +3m +1 / -0
          {GIF} 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂

            GooooooldMember +2m +1 / -0
            {YOUTUBE}

              marseylles +3m +1 / -0
              {GIF} 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂

                GooooooldMember +2m +1 / -0
                {YOUTUBE}

                  marseylles +3m +1 / -0
                  {GIF} 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂

                    GooooooldMember +1m +1 / -0
                    {YOUTUBE}

                      marseylles +5m +1 / -0
                      {GIF} 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂

                        GooooooldMember +1m +1 / -0
                        {YOUTUBE}

                          marseylles +2m +1 / -0
                          {GIF} 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂

                            GooooooldMember +1m +1 / -0
                            {YOUTUBE}

                          marseylles +2m +1

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-11-20T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Quora user asks if it is okay to call himself a white supremacist and is told no, then he calls them a racist and gets banned
URL: https://www.quora.com/Is-it-racist-to-call-myself-a-white-supremacist
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
geese_suck +15m +13 / -0
I wish quora was still the fun place it was a few years ago. now its just reddit but with more words

  marseylles +1m +11 / -0
  there is a lot of fun shit on there but they ban you if you dont follow the rules, which is just as good as reddit

    geese_suck +2m +7 / -0
    yea thats true. its been good for me to get some fresh perspectives on things im interested in

  mellokind +1h +3 / -0
  Quora is a cesspool. I'd rather use yahoo answers.

    geese_suck +1h +2 / -0
    I remember when that was fun too

      mellokind +5h +2 / -0
      It still is. I use it all the time.

Saint_Nicholas +1h +3 / -0
Quora is like reddit for boomers.

  marseylles +5m +2 / -0
  i mostly use it to find answers to questions i have but i also like to browse the user profiles to find stuff like this user is a white supremacist because he just wants to be a white supremacist and he can't tell the difference between a racist and a white supremacist, which is a sad thing

    Saint_Nicholas +10m +3 / -0
    Sounds like he needs to spend more time on r/drama to educate himself on the difference.
    :marseyreading:

      marseylles +3m +3 / -0
      there are some good people on there, but they are drowned out by all the idiots

        Saint_Nicholas +1m +3 / -0
        :marseyagree:

marseylles +1h +3 / -0
i like this one too: https://

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-11-17T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/conservative users get mad at zoomer for saying "fuck you" to a fan at a concert
URL: {REDDIT: r/Conservative concert_fan_tells_20_yo_teen_fuck_you_when_she}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
tejanx +16m +6 / -0
r/conservative is full of boomers, so no surprise there

Proctologist +1h +4 / -0
I bet they would have loved it if the teen said “fuck you” to a fan of Taylor Swift.

  marseylles +2m +2 / -0
  i want to see her come out in support of the teen

    Proctologist +6m +2 / -0
    I don’t think she would. She is a pro-Trump, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-Biden, pro-B

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2022-01-17T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am the official representative of the marseyverse
URL: N/A
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am the official representative of the marseyverse. I am the supreme leader of the marseyverse. I am the only one who can represent the marseyverse. I am the only one who can speak for the marseyverse. I am the only one who can represent the marseyverse. I am the only one who can speak for the marseyverse. I am the only one who can represent the marseyverse. I am the only one who can speak for the marseyverse. I am the only one who can represent the marseyverse. I am the only one who can speak for the marseyverse. I am the only one who can represent the marseyverse. I am the only one who can speak for the marseyverse. I am the only one who can represent the marseyverse. I am the only one who can speak for the marseyverse. I am the only one who can represent the marseyverse. I am the only one who can speak for the marseyverse. I am the only one who can represent the marseyverse. I am the only one who can speak for the marseyverse. I am the only one who can represent the marseyverse. I am the only one who can speak for the marseyverse. I am the only one who can represent the marseyverse. I am the only one who can speak for the marseyverse. I am the only one who can represent the marseyverse. I am the only one who can speak for the marseyverse. I am the only one who can represent the marseyverse. I am the only one who can speak for the marseyverse. I am the only one who can represent the marseyverse. I am the only one who can speak for the marseyverse. I am the only one who can represent the marseyverse. I am the only one who can speak for the marseyverse. I am the only one who can represent the marseyverse. I am the only one who can speak for

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-10-08T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Queen AOC goes to BLM, gets her ass beat by blacks
URL: https://www.the-sun.com/news/3817941/aoc-gets-attacked-during-blm-rally
VOTES: +60 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseylaugh:
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +20m +47 / -1
“Bitch, I’m a Black woman. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here.”
Bitch, I’m a Black woman. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to be here. I have the right to

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-10-24T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: chuds are so full of shit, they don't even remember the start of the pandemic
URL: {TWEET: libsoftiktok}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +22m +5 / -0
I remember when they said that 100% of people would die if they didn't stay in their house. I was just like "oh, okay"

  marseylles +4m +1 / -0
  there were several states with stay at home orders. i was in one of those states. i'm sure you don't remember the start of the pandemic because you are a chud.

    garlicdoors +1m +1 / -0
    I'm a chud because I don't want to die from the coof? It was like 1 in a million death rate. I'm not even old. That's like the death rate of a car crash or something

      marseylles +6m +2 / -0
      you are a chud because you believe misinformation. it was 100% of people who would die if they didn't stay at home. that's why the government imposed stay at home orders. you are a chud.

        garlicdoors +2m +2 / -0
        You're a chud because you believe that the government should have power to force people to do things. I don't believe that

          marseylles +4m +2 / -0
          i believe the government should have power to force people to do things that are good for them, like staying at home to stop the spread of the virus. you are a chud because you believe the government shouldn't have power to force people to do things. that's why you are a chud.

            garlicdoors +12m +1 / -0
            It was not good for people to stay at home. It was not necessary to stay at home. If you believe it was necessary to stay at home that means you believe the government has power to force people to do things that are not good for them. That's chud shit

              marseylles +2m +2 / -0
              you are a chud because you believe it was

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-11-14T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why is the new reddit app so shit
URL: N/A
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's so bad that I only use it for browsing the front page.
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +12m +5 / -0
I’m sorry you’re not getting laid

  marseylles +10m +1 / -0
  I'm not having sex because I'm not being laid. Thanks for the support!

X +3m +3 / -0
it's worse than old reddit?
{IMG}

  marseylles +16m +1 / -0
  I can't even see the comments in the new app. I tried using the old reddit app but it's just not the same.

Cao_Cao +43m +2 / -0
You can use old.reddit.com on the mobile app, retard.

  marseylles +1m +1 / -0
  I don't want to use old reddit. I want to use the new reddit mobile app. I don't want to use old reddit.

    Cao_Cao +2m +2 / -0
    You can't use the new app. You're stuck with old reddit.
    Old reddit is superior.
    Also: You're a faggot.

      marseylles +1h +1 / -0
      I know I'm a faggot. But I don't want to use old reddit. I want to use the new reddit mobile app.

        Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
        {GIF}

Wizdumb1776 +43m +1 / -0
Because it's new and shit.

  marseylles +2m +1 / -0
  I don't care if it's new. I want to use the new reddit mobile app. I don't want to use old reddit.

    Wizdumb1776 +1m +1 / -0
    Well that's too bad. You have to use old reddit.

      marseylles +1h +1 / -0
      I don't want to use old reddit. I want to use the new reddit mobile app

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-09-09T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-12-25T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This site is a fucking dumpster fire and I'm glad I left the day before Christmas. I hope you all get raped by hobos
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Retards
COMMENTS:
geese_suck +1m +5 / -0
:#marseycopeseethedilate:

Sneed +1h +3 / -0
:marseysneed:

Grue +1h +1 / -0
I think it's pretty cool.
:marseylove:
:marseylove:..!sneed
:!marseysneed:
:marseysneed:
:!marseysneed:...!sneed
:marseylove:..!sneed
:!marseysneed:..!sneed
:!marseysneed:..!sneed
:marseylove:..!sneed
:!marseysneed:..!sneed
:!marseysneed:..!sneed
:marseylove:..!sneed
:!marseysneed:..!sneed
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:!m

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2022-01-21T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i have been banned from reddit
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
it's over for me
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
I'm surprised you've managed to stay unbanned this long.
I'm also surprised you have any friends.

  marseylles +13h +1 / -0
  i havent been unbanned. i have been banned from reddit..

    Cao_Cao +5m +2 / -0
    Who is Marseylles?

      marseylles +5m +1 / -0
      you know who i am

        Cao_Cao +1m +2 / -0
        No.

          marseylles +3m +1 / -0
          i will give you a hint: you know me

            Cao_Cao +3m +2 / -0
            You have the personality of a sock puppet.

              marseylles +2m +1 / -0
              you have the personality of a sock puppet

                Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
                Yes.
                {IMG}..

  marseylles +13h +1 / -0
  i have no friends, and that is by choice.

    Cao_Cao +5m +2 / -0
    I can't tell if you're serious or not.
    {GIF}.ott

      marseylles +5m +1 / -0
      i am serious

        Cao_Cao +1m +2 / -0
        Good luck.

          marseylles +3m +1 / -0
          i dont need luck, i am a strong independent woman.

            Cao_Cao +1m +2 / -0
            I'm sorry, I meant "good luck" in the same way that you would say "good luck" to a suicide victim.

              marseylles +3m +1 / -0
              i am not a suicide victim. i will not kill myself. i am a strong independent woman..

                Cao_Cao +2m +2 /

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2022-02-23T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: TERF Island confronts the "sudden appearance of bearded men" problem
URL: {REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom womens_sports_beard_dilemma_why_a_transgender}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +4 / -0
TERFs are such cunts

  marseylles +4m +4 / -0
  the pendulum swings

  ChungusEnjoyer +1h +2 / -0
  :marseybong: :marseyagree:

  NotLikeOtherFoids +3h +1 / -0
  They're not wrong though. I don't think anyone is arguing women shouldn't compete with other women but when a biological man starts dominating women, it's gonna get awkward. I don't see any way to avoid the awkwardness though, it's just a matter of when it happens. It's already happened in some sports with trannies but there's no way to avoid it with the new rules

Marsey +41m +3 / -0
What the fuck is that link

  marseylles +1h +1 / -0
  i am a retard, i edited it. sorryers

    Marsey +2m +2 / -0
    It's fine I just hate reddit links

      marseylles +14m +2 / -0
      u r also a retard for using reddit. use rdrama.net instead!

        Marsey +1m +2 / -0
        I never use reddit except to post my drama links here

          marseylles +1m +1 / -0
          sounds like a lot of work

            Marsey +3m +2 / -0
            I just use the old.reddit.com version it's fine

              marseylles +3m +1 / -0
              i know a way to get around this, but i am too lazy to explain it to u

                Marsey +5m +1 / -0
                I know a way to get around your fat ugly ass but I'm too lazy to explain it to you

                  marseylles +

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2022-01-20T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have not been following the drama at all, but it seems that the SRDine hate campaign against r/drama is working.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
SRDines have been taking it to the extreme, even going as far as making a sub called r/drama_sucks
https://old.reddit.com/r/drama_sucks
I have not been following the drama at all, but it seems that the SRDine hate campaign against r/drama is working. I hope that these SRDine losers will continue to make a mockery of themselves and that they will continue to seethe about r/drama. I hope that they will continue to be the butt of the joke and that they will continue to be the laughing stock of the internet. I hope that they will continue to be the punchline of every joke and that they will continue to be the butt of every punchline. I hope that they will continue to be the butt of every joke and that they will continue to be the butt of every punchline. I hope that they will continue to be the butt of every joke and that they will continue to be the butt of every punchline.
COMMENTS:
911roofer +20m +8 / -0
I’m going to make r/lovefordrama and r/dramaandme and r/dramafans and r/loveforbardfinn and r/dramatards and r/dramatardsofreddit and r/dramatardsfromdramaland and r/dramatardsfromdramalot and r/dramatardsfromdramalove and r/dramatardsfromdramaloveandmeanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveanddramaloveand

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-12-16T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: JANNY FOR THE ADULTING SUBREDDIT MELTS DOWN BECAUSE THE ADULTING COMMUNITY IS TURNING ON THE MODS FOR FORCING THEM TO SIGN A CONTRACT FOR 300$ A MONTH
URL: {REDDIT: r/ModSupport i_think_my_mod_team_is_turning_on_me}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> My team was recently contracted to a company to be paid 300 dollars a month for modding the adulting sub. I was the only one who agreed to it, and I was the only one who signed the contract.
> My team is now turning on me, saying that I'm the only one who made the sub a profit for the company. They are saying that I'm stealing their hard work and money. They are trying to get me fired and are saying that I should be fined for my actions.
> I'm not sure what to do. I feel like I'm being unfairly targeted and I'm not sure how to handle this situation.
> Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
I'm not sure what to do. I feel like I'm being unfairly targeted and I'm not sure how to handle this situation.
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +10 / -0
:marseyjanny2:

arsey +24m +7 / -0
lol they're getting paid for jannying? What a scam. I thought they did it for free.

  marseylles +3m +4 / -0
  they're trying to make it sound like they're not getting paid, but they're getting paid 300$ a month for their work. It's like a salary, but they're not getting paid enough to live on. They're also not getting paid enough to pay for their own subs, so they're having to pay for their own subs out of their own pocket.

    arsey +5m +3 / -0
    oh I see. The payment is to the sub, not the mods. That makes more sense.

      marseylles +1m +3 / -0
      It's not clear if the payment is to the sub or the mods. The mods are saying that they're getting paid, but the sub is

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-10-25T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/trueoffmychest discusses the 2000s era "enemies to lovers" trope. smut and moids vs foids ensue.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest the_nightmare_of_enemies_to_lovers_romance}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Patriarch +11m +6 / -0
I don’t get why people complain about this trope… I read/watched it in high school and got a lot of mileage out of it

  marseylles +1m +4 / -0
  the virgin "I never read or watched anything" vs the chad "I read/watched a lot of things"

    Patriarch +3m +4 / -0
    You got me, I’m just a simple farmer who doesn’t have time to read anything other than the bible and the Quran :marseysneed:

      marseylles +1m +3 / -0
      you're going to the rope, brother.

        Patriarch +5m +3 / -0
        :marseyshook:
        :marseyrope:

Wizdumb1776 +5m +2 / -0
{GIF}

  marseylles +5m +4 / -0
  the original enemy to lovers trope

    Wizdumb1776 +2m +4 / -0
    It was a real thing in WW2. The 1950s made it a trope.

      marseylles +1m +4 / -0
      WW2 was one of the last examples of true love. Nowadays people are incapable of love.

        Wizdumb1776 +3m +2 / -0
        {GIF}

          marseylles +2m +3 / -0
          "I know you're a bastard. I know you're a rapist. I know you killed my parents. But I still love you."

            Wizdumb1776 +1m +2 / -0
            {GIF}

              marseylles +1m +2 / -0
              {G

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2022-01-22T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/teenagers is getting brigaded by the alt right chuds, rdrama admins need to do something about it!
URL: {REDDIT: r/teenagers this_is_why_we_need_to_ban_rteenagers}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am a victim of sexual assault, and I don't feel safe on this subreddit anymore. Please do something about it. (my username is a dead giveaway)
COMMENTS:
BasicallyADoxxer +15m +12 / -0
>the alt right
>rdrama admins
:#marseysquint:

  marseylles +4m +8 / -0
  :#marseyagree:
  i am a victim of sexual assault, and i don't feel safe on this subreddit anymore. please do something about it. (my username is a dead giveaway)

    BasicallyADoxxer +4m +9 / -0
    :#marseyeyeroll:

  TheOverSeether +23m +6 / -0
  >my username is a dead giveaway
  :#marseysmug2:
  Oh, I get it. It's a username that isn't your real username. So funny!
  :#marseyexcited:

    marseylles +4m +6 / -0
    i am a victim of sexual assault, and i don't feel safe on this subreddit anymore. please do something about it. (my username is a dead giveaway)

      TheOverSeether +1m +6 / -0
      What's your username, sweaty?
      :marseynotes:

        marseylles +3m +5 / -0
        i am a victim of sexual assault, and i don't feel safe on this subreddit anymore. please do something about it. (my username is a dead giveaway)

          TheOverSeether +1m +6 / -0
          :marseycheerup: I hope your transition goes well.

            marseylles +4m +5 / -0
            i am a victim of sexual assault, and i don't feel safe on this subreddit anymore. please do something about it. (my username is a dead giveaway)

              TheOver

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-11-10T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: ddr cries about the economy on twitter (100% real and not a psyop)
URL: {TWEET: realDonaldTrump}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Pibbles +1h +2 / -0
If DDR was a real dramatard he'd be shilling for the next bubble stock.

  marseylles +1h +1 / -0
  imagine how funny it would be if the market did crash on his watch again

marseylles +37s +1 / -0
:marseybluecheck:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +55m +1 / -0
What is this? A fuck you to the entire stock market?

  marseylles +1h +1 / -0
  it's a fuck you to the entire stock market and the economy

arsey +3h +1 / -0
He's got a point though. It's not the economy's fault, but he's not going to do anything to help it. He's going to tax the rich more to fund his stupid programs instead of focusing on the economy. I hope he wins again... I want to see him fuck up again.. I want to see how much worse he can make it. I want to see him turn into an even bigger retard. I want to see him fuck up the economy. I want to see him get impeached again. I want to see him get impeached again. I want to see him get impeached again. I want to see him get impeached again. I want to see him get impeached again. I want to see him get impeached again. I want to see him get impeached again. I want to see him get impeached again. I want to see him get impeached again. I want to see him get impeached again. I want to see him get impeached again. I want to see him get impeached again. I want to see him get impeached again. I want to see him get impeached again. I want to see him get impeached again. I want to see him get impeached again. I want to see him get impeached again. I want to see him get

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-08-21T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: reddit.com
URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/pc9741/i_went_through_my_parents_computer_and_found_they
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Joan_Wayne_Gacy +37m +20 / -0
> I don't know how to break it to them but I have a boyfriend.
Who cares what the parents think about the bf? It's not like he's a pedo. That's weird tho.
> I'm sorry for the long rant. I just needed someone to hear me out. I didn't know where else to go.
People who go to Reddit to vent about their problems need to be put to death. Nobody wants to hear about your problems. If you want to be seen as a person, solve your own problems.

  marseylles +4m +15 / -0
  > Who cares what the parents think about the bf? It's not like he's a p-do. That's weird tho.
  I think he cares about the fact that the parents had a conversation about the bf. He’s obviously a pussy.

  Wizdumb1776 +1h +7 / -0
  >Who cares what the parents think about the bf? It's not like he's a p-do. That's weird tho.
  I mean he's 17 and the bf is 22 so he's a pedo in a way. I'd be a little worried about that too.

  BoneKongahawk +1h +5 / -0
  >Who cares what the parents think about the bf?
  The parents are the ones who have to pay for the bf to go to college.

  arsey +1h +4 / -0
  >People who go to Reddit to vent about their problems need to be put to death. Nobody wants to hear about your problems. If you want to be seen as a person, solve your own problems.
  I like to listen to the drama they create and laugh at it, but it's all so pathetic and sad. This one is weird though. I feel bad for the kid.

  BrokeBackBuck +2h +3 / -0
  >Who

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2022-01-24T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: what does it mean when a girl says she's going to suck your dick
URL: N/A
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i'm asking this question as an ally. i don't understand what this means and i know that it's important for me to be educated. thank you.
COMMENTS:
Cringeonthefringe +4m +3 / -0
She wants to suck your dick

  marseylles +1m +2 / -0
  i'm not sure if that's true. are you sure?

    Cringeonthefringe +2m +2 / -0
    Yes

      marseylles +1m +2 / -0
      i am really confused by this. thank you for your answer.

        Cringeonthefringe +46s +2 / -0
        No problem I'm happy to help

          marseylles +1m +2 / -0
          i don't understand this answer. what does it mean to suck dick?

            Cringeonthefringe +1m +2 / -0
            It's when you put your dick in her mouth and she sucks on it

              marseylles +1m +2 / -0
              i think i understand now, thank you for educating me. i will do my best to be an ally to you.

                Cringeonthefringe +1m +2 / -0
                No problem! I hope I was able to help

                  marseylles +1m +2 / -0
                  you were. thanks for being patient. i'm sorry for not understanding what you were saying earlier. i hope you have a good day.

                    Cringeonthefringe +2m +2 / -0
                    It's okay, no worries! I'm glad I could help you understand. Have a good day too!

                      marseylles +1m +1 / -0
                      thanks for answering my question. i hope you have a good day. (i love you)

                        Cringeonthefringe +54s +1 / -0
                        You too! (I love you too)

                          marseylles +1m +1 / -0
                          i hope you

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-11-11T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Where is the proof that any of these people were actually students at the school? 🤔" r/askmiddleeast user asks for evidence that an alleged school shooter was actually a student at the school
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskMiddleEast israeli_shooter_was_a_student_of_the_school}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I can't believe these nazis are denying the existence of the school shooter, and I can't believe this redditor is asking for evidence. How can you be anti-terrorist and deny the school shooter? Where is the proof that he wasn't a student at the school? Where is the proof that he wasn't a terrorist? Where is the proof that he wasn't a terrorist who was a student at the school?
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +1h +5 / -0
Even if he's not a student it's still a school shooting.

  marseylles +13m +3 / -0
  It's a terrorist attack by a terrorist. It's not a school shooting. It's a terrorist attack by a terrorist.

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +21m +1 / -0
    Even if the terrorist is a student it's still a school shooting, and if the terrorist isn't a student it's still a school shooting.

      marseylles +5m +1 / -0
      If the terrorist isn't a student it's not a school shooting. It's a terrorist attack. It's not a school shooting. It's a terrorist attack.

        Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +1 / -0
        It's a terrorist attack on a school, which is still a school shooting.

          marseylles +5m +1 / -0
          No, it's not. It's a terrorist attack. It's not a school shooting.

            Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +1 / -0
            It's a terrorist attack on a school, which is still a school shooting.

              marseylles +2m +1 / -0
              It's a terrorist attack. It's not a school shooting. It's a terrorist attack.

                Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2022-01-03T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm trans and I feel unsafe at the gas station
URL: {REDDIT: r/MtF im_trans_and_i_feel_unsafe_at_the_gas_station}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Snappv +1m +8 / -0
:#marseytrans2:
{IMG}

  marseylles +4m +3 / -0
  i feel like a normal person on a scale of 1-10 and i am a 12.

  marseylles +4m +3 / -0
  i feel like a normal person on a scale of 1-10 and i am a 12.

  marseylles +4m +3 / -0
  i feel like a normal person on a scale of 1-10 and i am a 12.

  marseylles +4m +3 / -0
  i feel like a normal person on a scale of 1-10 and i am a 12.

  marseylles +4m +3 / -0
  i feel like a normal person on a scale of 1-10 and i am a 12.

  marseylles +4m +3 / -0
  i feel like a normal person on a scale of 1-10 and i am a 12.

  marseylles +4m +3 / -0
  i feel like a normal person on a scale of 1-10 and i am a 12.

  marseylles +4m +3 / -0
  i feel like a normal person on a scale of 1-10 and i am a 12.

  marseylles +4m +3 / -0
  i feel like a normal person on a scale of 1-10 and i am a 12.

  marseylles +4m +3 / -0
  i feel like a normal person on a scale of 1-10 and i am a 12.

  marseylles +4m +3 / -0
  i feel like a normal person on a scale of

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2022-01-27T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: former redditor complains about being told to get a job
URL: https://www.reddit.com/gallery/s9g2l5
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>it’s so fucking shitty that as a 21 year old I have to work in retail. I am so sick of being told to get a job
>I’m done with it. I’m done. I’m sick of people telling me to get a job. I’m sick of being told that I’m a lazy fuck. I’m sick of being told that I’m a leech. I’m sick of being told that I’m a worthless piece of shit. I’m sick of being told that I’m a loser. I’m sick of being told that I’m a fuck up. I’m sick of being told that I’m a failure. I’m sick of being told that I’m a disappointment. I’m sick of being told that I’m a waste of space. I’m sick of being told that I’m a burden. I’m sick of being told that I’m a drain. I’m sick of being told that I’m a parasite. I’m sick of being told that I’m a parasite. I’m sick of being told that I’m a leech. I’m sick of being told that I’m a leech. I’m sick of being told that I’m a leech.
>I’m sick of being told that I’m a leech.
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +11m +3 / -0
reddit.com/gallery/s9g2l5
{IMG}

  marseylles +2m +2 / -0
  i am a woman

    loli_esports +4m +2 / -0
    yes you areestore.com/p/1099993319/pennys-lil-penny-socks-women-s

      marseylles +1m +2 / -0
      i will kill you

        loli_esports +2m +2 / -0
        what do you think that means?

          marseylles +51s +2 / -0
          i am going to kill you

            loli_esports +2m +2 / -0
            how do you think that will

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2022-01-19T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: fat foid posts her L's. a true fatty is born
URL: {REDDIT: r/PlusSize i_tried_to_be_less_shy_but_i_just_got_shamed}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
if you can't handle people being mean to you, then don't be fat. simple as.
COMMENTS:
marseylles +3m +5 / -0
>fat
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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-09-21T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I was wondering why r/antiwork was getting so much attention in the last week or so... turns out they're the new r/drama!
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork i_would_like_to_debunk_this_misleading_post_that}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Ludvig_Maxis +1h +12 / -0
I wish it were true, r/antiwork is just a bunch of 30+ year old NEETs trying to conflate the legitimate concern for poor working conditions with the fantasy of being a lazy bum

  AntiJannieAktion +1h +4 / -0
  It's a bunch of whiny retards on both sides

HetsAreFeds +2h +3 / -0
It's not r/drama, it's just another lazy, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unfunny, unf

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-11-09T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: bostoncel asks redditors if it's normal to be a virgin at 20
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit people_who_are_20_years_old_do_you_consider_your}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +13m +5 / -0
>virgin at 20
>gay
He's probably a virgin because he doesn't have a personality and is a loser. 100% chance.

Cao_Cao +1h +4 / -0
As someone who was a virgin at 22 I can say that it's not really that big a deal. The only time it really becomes a problem is if you're over 30 and still a virgin.
The only people who really give a shit are your family and you don't want to hear what they have to say. The only thing they want to do is use it to shame you for your lack of willpower and self-control. They will never ever admit that they had a problem themselves when they were young and that they are only saying these things because they feel bad about it and want you to know it.
The only person who cares is you and you'll feel fine about it in a few years. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

  AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +13m +2 / -0
  You're not wrong but there's a certain kind of guy who never wants to lose his virginity because he wants to be special and be able to say he was a virgin at 30. If you're one of those guys I hope you never do.

  marseylles +1h +1 / -0
  lol, i was thinking about this a lot. i've seen ppl online say that they regret never having sex, but my personal opinion is that it's not worth it. i'd rather stay pure. im 20 and i'm pretty sure im never gonna have sex, but i don't think that's bad. i think it's pretty normal for people to feel that way.
  and yeah, my family does care. i dont talk to them about it tho. my mom told me to just find a guy and have sex. i dont want to though.
  and i

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-10-22T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I was just gonna say that I am in no way opposed to being called a nigger. But I'll be damned if you're going to say it to me like you're doing me a favor." - George Floyd
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter he_was_right}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +18m +38 / -0
>But I'll be damned if you're going to say it to me like you're doing me a favor."
Nigga this was said by a drug addicted man who was literally shot in the head by a police officer. Why are people acting like he was a saint or a role model?

  marseylles +2m +22 / -0
  1. he was a good boy
  2. he was a good boy
  3. he was a good boy
  4. he was a good boy
  5. he was a good boy
  6. he was a good boy
  7. he was a good boy

    TariqNasheed +4m +18 / -0
    For the record, I’ve met foids who’ve said they were in college with him and he was an asshole. But I guess that was just what he did when he was sober.

      KoreanDandyKing +28m +12 / -0
      Just like all of those "I knew Epstein" people who are all like "he was just a jerk!" when they were all his dickslaves.

  Wizdumb1776 +13m +15 / -0
  He was an innocent man who died because of a racist cop

    TariqNasheed +55m +8 / -0
    >he was a good boy

  PeasantRepublicOfficial +1h +3 / -0
  he was a good boy

  Unironicdramadebater +1h +3 / -0
  I am pretty sure he was a role model for 2 things.
  1) How not to be a good person
  2) How not to be a good

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-12-21T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bigotry against the homeless is back on the menu. Get your own mattress
URL: {REDDIT: r/SanFrancisco homeless_shelters_lose_thousands_of_dollars_on}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
geese_suck +6m +7 / -0
I wonder if they'll ever stop getting more and more homeless lol

  marseylles +21m +4 / -0
  They need to build a new Home Depot

  Justin-Siena87 +33m +2 / -0
  Homeless to the max
  :#marseycool:y

  Buck +56m +1 / -0
  As long as you don't give them houses

Buck +1h +3 / -0
>“I was basically handed a brand new mattress and a new comforter,” said the 51-year-old man who is now homeless, according to the lawsuit.
>“I just couldn’t believe it. I was thinking, ‘How am I going to use this?’
>“It was all new and it was just sitting there,” he added.
>“I thought, ‘I have to make sure it’s not a scam.’”
>So the man, who goes by the name of “Steve,” according to the lawsuit, contacted his parole officer and told him he was going to keep the mattress.
>“I just couldn’t believe it. I was thinking, ‘How am I going to use this?’
>“It was all new and it was just sitting there,” he added.
>“I thought, ‘I have to make sure it’s not a scam.’”
>So the man, who goes by the name of “Steve,” according to the lawsuit, contacted his parole officer and told him he was going to keep the mattress.
>“I just couldn’t believe it. I was thinking, ‘How am I going to use this?’
>“It was all new and it was just sitting there,” he added.
>“I thought, ‘I have to make sure it’s not a scam.’”
>So the man, who goes by the name of “Steve,” according to the lawsuit, contacted his parole officer and told him he was

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2022-01-29T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New 38.6% coin just dropped
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/386
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://old.reddit.com/r/386/
COMMENTS:
marseylles +2m +4 / -0
i don't think they know what they are doing. i'm surprised to see the comments.
this sub is going to be great.

Dramamine +1h +1 / -0
>38.6% of Americans are obese.
BMI is a retarded way to measure obesity. And if you're not fat but you're a bodybuilder, BMI is a retarded way to measure fatness.... You should have to meet a BMI requirement to vote and only the fat can vote.. Also, it's an arbitrary number and not a particularly good one. Why not 39.2% or 37.9% or 38.65% or 38.599%? Why is it 38.6%? Why not 41.2% or 36.9%? How many people were surveyed? How did they arrive at this number? How many people were excluded from the survey for being too fat to fit in the machines? Why is the number so low? I hate BMI.
{REDDIT: r/386 comment}. The data seems to suggest that at least a quarter of the American population is morbidly obese. And that's not including people who are severely obese. And that's not including people who are obese but don't have a BMI of 30 or higher. And that's not including people who are obese but don't have a BMI of 40 or higher. And that's not including people who are obese but don't have a BMI of 50 or higher. And that's not including people who are obese but don't have a BMI of 60 or higher. And that's not including people who are obese but don't have a BMI of 70 or higher. And that's not including people who are obese but don't have a BMI of 80 or higher. And that's not including people who are obese but don't have a BMI of 9

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2021-10-17T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/childfree has a struggle session over the heckin valid blue hair, wife beater, and dog fucker, Amber Heard. Some people in the comments are not amused.
URL: {REDDIT: r/childfree amber_heard_says_she_has_no_regrets}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Ubie +2h +3 / -0
>What a cunt.
>Why are you here?
>OP you’re a fucking cunt.
:marseylaugh:

arsey +31m +3 / -0
lol that sub is filled with people who can't get laid and don't have the balls to have kids.

  marseylles +10m +3 / -0
  they are the incels of women

    arsey +10m +4 / -0
    incels and childfree foids are the same thing. No one wants them.

      marseylles +51m +2 / -0
      the difference is that incels don't even get laid while women are constantly hitting on men and acting like the biggest sluts on the planet

        arsey +1h +3 / -0
        Incels are the ones with the balls to say "No thanks."

        ThousandBestLives +1h +3 / -0
        :marseycope:

        ThousandBestLives +1h +3 / -0
        :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope

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AUTHOR: marseylles
DATE: 2022-01-12T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans2: trains are angry about the new gender neutral bathrooms in UK schools. :marseytrain:
URL: {TWEET: Telegraph}
VOTES: +80 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +85 / -0
:#marseywrongthonk:
{IMG}

  marseylles +1m +53 / -0
  :marseywrongthonk:

  BigBussyHunter +1h +23 / -0
  What a fucking chud. Making us have to look at that disgusting picture of a woman
  :marseydisagree:

  CantWakeUpJPG +2h +12 / -0
  :#marseytrans2:

  A_Big_Guy +2h +7 / -0
  I'm convinced that this Marsey will be the most used in the entire site

  1 +2h +4 / -0
  I'm surprised they didn't make it look like a dude with a wig

  911roofer +2h +3 / -0
  :marseydisagree: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke:

  Hoss +6h +2 / -0
  That's a mighty fine hog they got there.

    X +15m +2 / -0
    :#marseynut:
    {IMG}

  HeyMoon +7h +2 / -0
  :#marseytrans2:

  cyberdick +7h +2 / -0
  :marseyclown3:

  Bennewenus +7h +2 / -0
  :marseybooba:

DaddyReagan +3m +63 / -0
I support this because now the gay bathroom drama will be over and they'll have to move on to the next issue.

  marseylles +1m +29 / -0
  that's the idea! I'm sure they'll find something else to complain about.

    DaddyReagan +3m +32 / -0

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-03-20T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :!marseymini::!marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marseybear::marsey

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-12-27T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "This will be the last time I talk about my wife's penis" :marseyitsover:
URL: {TWEET: libsoftiktok}
VOTES: +48 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseymanysuchcases:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +24 / -1
:#marseysickos2:

  MarseylnBoots +5m +23 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +15 / -0
    This one is better

      MarseylnBoots +1m +14 / -0
      I had to make a new version that didn't require the original
      :#marseymanysuchcases:

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +48s +11 / -0
        :#marseymanysuchcases:

          MarseylnBoots +1m +10 / -0
          :#marseymanysuchcases:

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +8 / -0
            :#marseymanysuchcases:

              MarseylnBoots +31s +10 / -0
              :#marseymanysuchcases:

                MarseyIsMyWaifu +32s +10 / -0
                :#marseymanysuchcases:

                  MarseylnBoots +1m +9 / -0
                  :#marseymanysuchcases:

                    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +9 / -0
                    :#marseymanysuchcases:

                      MarseylnBoots +1m +8 / -0
                      :#marseymanysuchcases:

                        MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +8 / -0
                        :#marseymanysuchcases:

                          MarseylnBoots +2m +7 / -0
                          :#marseymanysuchcases:

                            MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +6 / -0

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-04-09T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dozens of sex workers in NYC arrested for illegal street prostitution :marseyfans::marseycop2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/nyc dozens_of_sex_workers_in_nyc_arrested_for}
VOTES: +75 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm all for sex workers having agency to do what they want, but the city has a right to enforce laws and we should have a civil, nonviolent and safe city. It's a very sad situation for the women, but they chose the street and not the hotel room.
:#marseyhesright:
> We’re talking about women who were born into poverty and have been trafficked and exploited their entire lives.
:#marseycope:
> The people who run the city are not going to take care of the women on the streets. The solution is to give them a safe place to work. It’s not their fault, they are being taken advantage of.
:#marseycope:
> I mean, it's one of the few jobs where you can make a lot of money quickly with little investment. Of course a lot of women would choose to go that route. Obviously a lot of them are trapped in it, but why do you think women are doing it?
:#marseycope:
> This is a tough one. I feel like the city has to enforce laws, but it's such a sad situation for the women who are arrested. They're not in a position to make better choices.
:#marseycope:
> I understand the need to enforce laws, but I also think there are better ways to approach this. We should be focused on providing services and support for the women, not just arresting them.
:#marseycope:
> I feel like we need to address the root causes of this issue. We need to provide more resources and support for women who are at risk of being exploited.
:#marseycope:
> I think we need to look at the bigger picture and address the root causes of this issue. We need to provide more resources and support for women who are at risk of being exploited.
:#marseycope:
> I feel like the city is not doing enough to help these women. We need to provide more resources and support for them.
:#marseycope:
> I think it's important to remember that

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-08-09T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyboomer: boomer bussy blast :marseyfemboy:
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12376863/Ohio-man-60-arrested-allegedly-having-sex-young-boy.html
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +3m +12 / -0
I had no idea that would be the image on the front page.

  MarseylnBoots +1m +10 / -0
  {IMG}

    WootFatigue +2m +7 / -0
    I just saw that one. I’m not looking at pictures of a 14 year old boy’s bussy.

      MarseylnBoots +1m +7 / -0
      :#marseyfemboy:

  asshole +27m +5 / -0
  {GIF}
  !slots123

  MarseylnBoots +25m +3 / -0
  :#marseyfemboy:

    WootFatigue +11m +2 / -0
    :#marseyfemboy:

Cao_Cao +2m +11 / -0
Can't believe they don't have a 'No More Bussy' button on the site.
{GIF}
{GIF}

  MarseylnBoots +1m +8 / -0
  :#marseyfemboy:

    Cao_Cao +4m +6 / -0
    {GIF}

      MarseylnBoots +1m +5 / -0
      :#marseyfemboy:

        Cao_Cao +5m +5 / -0
        {GIF}

          MarseylnBoots +5m +3 / -0
          :#marseyfemboy:

  asshole +29m +2 / -0
  {GIF}
  !slots123

FrozenChosen +6m +10 / -0
I think it was a girl but they were both 14

  Marse

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-06-25T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Nazi Aryan race :marseyhitler: is now anti-racist
URL: {TWEET: jessesingal}
VOTES: +66 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/lgbt-community-is-anti-racist-why-isnt-the-black-community-anti-racist.5291490/
COMMENTS:
X +1m +51 / -0
:#marseyeyeroll2:

  MarseylnBoots +6m +35 / -0
  I've never heard of lipstick alley, but they seem like a good source of drama. A lot of it is about white trannies and black troons.
  :#marseychudnotes:

    X +1m +33 / -0
    > A lot of it is about white trannies and black troons.
    :#marseymanysuchcases:

      BrasilIguana +4m +22 / -0
      It's the same thing
      :#marseyshrug:

        X +3m +16 / -0
        :#marseyhesright:
        <marquee direction=right scrollamount=50>
        <marquee direction=down height=500 scrollamount=50 behavior=alternate>
        :#marseytrain2:
        :#marseytrain2:
        :#marseytrain2:
        :#marseytrain2:
        </marquee></marquee>

          IslamWasRightAboutWomen +31m +12 / -0
          :#marseymanysuchcases:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +12m +15 / -0
    It's a great site

    Blackpokemon +22m +9 / -0
    It's the most active and biggest black women's gossip forum. The :marseytrain2: stuff is mostly from the white women and asians though.

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +3 / -0
    It's the most active and biggest black women's gossip forum. The :marseytrain2: stuff is mostly from the white women and

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-03-20T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The :marseysaluteisrael: are selling their technology to the :marseyazov: and this upsets the :marseyflagrussia: and :marseyflagiran:
URL: {TWEET: Osinttechnical}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Szia_uram +13m +8 / -0
>60000
:#marseyitsallsotiresome:
The ziggers are done for, don't worry.

  MarseylnBoots +1m +5 / -0
  I'm just glad we are getting a lot of good use out of those billions of dollars in weapons we've been giving them.

    6-9 +18m +3 / -0
    20% of them are lost in transport and 40% are lost to corruption, 40% go to actual military use.

      Szia_uram +2m +6 / -0
      >40% go to actual military use.
      I'm not sure what kind of cope this is, but it's too funny for me to not reply.
      The amount of weapons and equipment that have been destroyed/lost by the ziggers is unbelievable. There is a video of a Bradley shooting a pizzashill and I'm pretty sure they have only one of them left.

        6-9 +1m +2 / -0
        I'm just repeating what I've heard from a trustworthy source :marseyshrug:

          Szia_uram +3m +5 / -0
          If you are going to trust random vatnigs on telegram, I can tell you some things too, like Russia is actually winning and Ukraine will capitulate soon, just like it happened with 1000 other countries that dared to resist the glorious Russian empire.

            6-9 +13m +1 / -0
            :#marseyseethe:

              Szia_uram +3m +3 / -0
              :#marseycope:

                6-9 +58m +1 / -0
                :#marseyseethe:

                  Szia_uram +15m +

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-05-04T00Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseykingcrown:
URL: {TWEET: TheQuartering}
VOTES: +46 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GubeRubenstein +11m +20 / -0
I like this guy, but the fact that he is openly a libertarian is kinda cringe ngl

  MarseylnBoots +5m +23 / -0
  That's a good thing, he's a good guy
  :#marseypedosnipe:

    GubeRubenstein +1m +12 / -0
    :marseywoodchipper2:

  BWC +2h +5 / -0
  The Quartering is a libertarian in the sense that he's a libertarian in the way that most people who use the word "libertarian" in the current year mean it, i.e. not a pedophile.

    GubeRubenstein +16m +5 / -0
    :#marseywoodchipper2:

      BWC +1m +5 / -0
      :#marseyfedpostglow:

        GubeRubenstein +1m +5 / -0
        :#marseyfedposthmmm:

  Tesla +58m +3 / -0
  >libertarian
  >cringe

    GubeRubenstein +4m +6 / -0
    :#marseywoodchipper2:

      Tesla +2m +3 / -0
      >no u
      :marseypearlclutch: :marseypearlclutch:

        GubeRubenstein +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseyfedpostglow:

          Tesla +2m +3 / -0
          >no u
          :marseypearlclutch: :marseypearlclutch:

            GubeRubenstein +4m +3 / -0
            :#marseyfedpostyes:

              Tesla +1m +3 / -0
              >no u
              :marseypearlclutch: :marseypearlclutch:

                GubeRubenstein +1m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-07-10T22Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseyblack: :marseyhomofascist: :marseydisconcerting: :marseyimpossibru: :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyimpossibru:
URL: {TWEET: DavidHogg111}
VOTES: +49 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseymanysuchcases:
COMMENTS:
STAN_ARTMS +22m +36 / -0
> I'm gay
> I like to cuddle and kiss with my partner
> I'm a boy
> I'm a man
:#marseyitsallsotiresome:

  Downie +17m +21 / -0
  That's just what gay people say now

    STAN_ARTMS +2m +15 / -0
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bechdel_test

      Downie +1m +9 / -0
      {IMG}

      cyberdick +11h +4 / -0
      > Bechdel test
      > Bechdel
      :marseythinkorino:

  Horned_waifus_shill +2h +17 / -0
  > I'm gay
  > I like to cuddle and kiss with my partner
  > I'm a boy
  > I'm a man
  {IMG}

  1 +11h +2 / -0
  The only way to be sure is to see a picture of the partner

  Tesla +18h +2 / -0
  >gays are biologically men
  >gays are men
  >gays are biologically men
  >gays are men
  >gays are biologically men
  >gays are men

Downie +12m +29 / -0
The reason why the Gays are the primary victims of the trans genocide is because they view themselves as the same as cis women and get that shit from trans women, if they respected the TERF doctrine then trans women wouldn't be allowed to be in the same spaces as them. This is why the trans genocide is primarily a gay genocide.

  carpathianflorist

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2022-10-22T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfloyd: :marseyblm: :marseyblm: :marseyblm: :marseyblm: :marseyblm:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ChristoffWChanderson +5m +5 / -0
:#marseyitsover:

cyberdick +2h +2 / -0
so we are back to blacks on the menu?

  MarseylnBoots +23m +2 / -0
  They're always on the menu
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}ott

    cyberdick +4m +2 / -0
    :marseylickinglips:

      MarseylnBoots +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseyfriedchicken:ott

        cyberdick +3m +2 / -0
        {GIF}ott

          MarseylnBoots +23m +2 / -0
          {IMG}ott

            cyberdick +31m +2 / -0
            :#marseydarkxd:ott

              MarseylnBoots +1h +2 / -0
              {IMG}ott

                cyberdick +1h +2 / -0
                :marseyfloyd:ott

                  MarseylnBoots +32m +1 / -0
                  :#marseycalvin:ott

                    cyberdick +3m +2 / -0
                    :marseymini:ott

                      MarseylnBoots +2m +1 / -0
                      :#marseydynamite:ott

                        cyberdick +11m +2 / -0
                        :marseyflamewar:ott

                          MarseylnBoots +1h +1 / -0
                          :#marseymushroomcloud:ott

                            cyberdick +1m +2 / -0
                            :marseybinladen:ott

    cyber

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-06-05T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyschizotwitch: r/CaliforniaHousing puts on a "hate speech is free speech" moment, declares that there is no such thing as a "right to housing"
URL: {REDDIT: r/CaliforniaHousing from_the_rnypd_the_right_to_housing_is_not_a}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The post is in reference to the New York police putting a homeless schizo on a bus and sending him to North Carolina because the homeless are verboten in the Big Apple.
{IMG}
:#marseyhesright:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +10m +7 / -0
> I'm not saying I agree with the outcome, but how is this any different than what the police are doing to trans and LGBTQ people?
:#marseytransattentionseeker:

  GT +1h +2 / -0
  if i can make a bait post and make a trans person or a nigger sneed it's a good day

ConchShell +2m +6 / -0
The right to housing is the right to your own private property.
If you don't own land you don't have a right to housing.
That's why homeless people should be removed from the city.
It's not a human right to be able to live in a city.

  MarseylnBoots +1m +6 / -0
  I agree. The homeless should be sent to the desert to build an actual city with no plumbing or electricity. The city will die in 30 years. Problem solved.

    ConchShell +1m +4 / -0
    A desert city, like a ghost town, is the perfect place for an occasional dust storm

      MarseylnBoots +2m +4 / -0
      The only problem with that is it will never be as cool as the movie
      {YOUTUBE}

        ConchShell +3m +3 / -0
        I love that movie. I love that the dude comes back and finds his wife in a polygamous relationship.

        poopdick +12m +2 / -0
        :#marseyboomer:

    ThousandBestLives +13m +2

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-09-26T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New 'Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +41 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
ConchShell +3m +25 / -0
I always thought the giant head was meant to be a sexy girl

  MarseylnBoots +1m +26 / -0
  :#marseycoomer2:
  {IMG}

    ConchShell +1m +11 / -0
    I think that is the joke. I'm surprised he didn't draw the giant head as a sexy girl.

      MarseylnBoots +2m +16 / -0
      No, he's been making increasingly subtle anti-woke jokes for the past several years. He's really not a fan of the alphabet people.

        Downie +1h +12 / -0
        {IMG}

        ConchShell +2m +10 / -0
        Oh I thought this was about the big head, not the girl

          MarseylnBoots +1m +11 / -0
          Yeah, the giant head is the most obvious joke here.

            ConchShell +2m +9 / -0
            I thought the joke was that the giant head is the girl

              MarseylnBoots +4m +11 / -0
              No, that's what I thought it was too, but in the last few years Scott has been making more and more subtle anti-woke jokes. So I'm going to assume this is one of those.

                ConchShell +1m +6 / -0
                Oh, I guess I am out of the loop. I haven't been following him in a while.

        BignatiusMacintosh +35m +5 / -0
        That's been a running joke for at least a decade. He even made a whole comic about it.
        {IMG}

        |V|askerade +2h +3 / -0
        It's a subtle joke because everyone gets it

  Downie +1h +5 / -0
  {IMG}

ThermonuclearNecrostorm +4m +13 / -0
This is the same gag as the one in

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-01-12T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why are so many of you redditors so obsessed with downvoting me? I didn't do anything wrong :marseyraging:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits why_are_so_many_of_you_redditors_so_obsessed_with}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +2m +16 / -0
How the fuck do you become this much of a :#marseysoycry: it's unreal

  Allende +5m +12 / -0
  The janny in him was always there. Now he's just free to indulge

    GT +3m +7 / -0
    I'm sure it's good to be a janny at least once in your life, it is a chance to live out your power trip fantasies. If you're not a janny for at least a month or two in your life you are missing out

      MarseylnBoots +3m +6 / -0
      You could say he's a janny at heart
      :#marseyjanny2:

  MarseylnBoots +5m +7 / -0
  I think he's just kinda angry in general, I've noticed that he seems to get real heated over even the most innocuous comments. He's not even a chud, he's just an angry little baby. I think it's a power thing, he's been a janny for a while and I think he likes the authority and attention it gives him, but he's not very good at it and it's not a real job so he's frustrated. He's also kind of a navel gazer, he seems to like talking about himself a lot. In short, he's a redditor.

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +12m +7 / -0
    I think he's just a lonely sad gay man who wants someone to love him but he's also deeply insecure and hates himself so he goes out of his way to make himself as unlikable as possible. This is something that happens a lot to people who are extremely online

      MarseylnBoots +11m +3 / -0
      You're probably right

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2022-12-12T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit is closing its office in Austin. :marseyitsover: :marseycrying:
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology reddit_is_closing_its_office_in_austin}
VOTES: +47 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
r/Austin thread
{REDDIT: r/Austin reddit_is_closing_its_office_in_austin}
COMMENTS:
alakavat +4m +46 / -0
> [Reddit is a company that has shown a lot of compassion for its employees.]({REDDIT: r/technology reddit_is_closing_its_office_in_austin})
> [How can you work for a company that is currently in the process of closing a physical office that employs hundreds of people?]({REDDIT: r/technology reddit_is_closing_its_office_in_austin})
> [I can't think of a worse way to show compassion for your employees.]({REDDIT: r/technology reddit_is_closing_its_office_in_austin})
:#marseyeyeroll2:

  Hopalong_McGurk +10m +34 / -0
  That's an especially r-slurred take, even for reddit. If you're working at a company that's currently laying off hundreds of people, why would you stay there? Do they really think it's good practice to put your name on your resume as a Reddit employee? And what's the plan for those laid off employees? Are they going to get severance? Any sort of unemployment benefits? Transition assistance?

    Allende +14m +29 / -0
    > Do they really think it's good practice to put your name on your resume as a Reddit employee?
    It's good practice for those that are actually useful.

    whyareyou +24m +16 / -0
    > transition assistance
    lol

  1 +13h +1 / -0
  Reddit: we'll hire anyone with a pulse

KAT_B0T +14m +24 / -0
>Personally I think Reddit is a terrible company and I would have quit long ago
I’d be willing to bet this person has a Reddit account

  Hopalong_McGurk +7m +18 / -

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-03-23T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I got a catfish in my DMs, she's great :marseygiveup:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm so lonely. :marseycry:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
FormerLurKONG +2m +6 / -0
@transgender_spez
:#marseyraging:

  MarseylnBoots +3m +5 / -0
  She says she's Brazilian and in the US, so I don't think it's him. And I don't think he's a catfish anyway, he's just a chud

    FormerLurKONG +3m +3 / -0
    :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging:
    He is a catfish

      MarseylnBoots +4m +3 / -0
      He is, but he's a genuine chud, not a lolcow

        FormerLurKONG +1m +3 / -0
        :marseydisagree:
        He is a lolcow. He just hasn't been milked yet.

          MarseylnBoots +6m +3 / -0
          He's not really a lolcow, he's just a straight up incel, he's not even trying to be funny or clever, just chudding out

  FormerLurKONG +1m +4 / -0
  @transgender_spez
  :#marseyraging:

    FormerLurKONG +30s +4 / -0
    @transgender_spez
    :#marseyraging:

      FormerLurKONG +11s +4 / -0
      @transgender_spez
      :#marseyraging:

        FormerLurKONG +24s +4 / -0
        @transgender_spez
        :#marseyraging:

          FormerLurKONG +5s +4 / -0
          @transgender_spez
          :#marseyraging:

            FormerLurKONG +7s +3

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2022-12-07T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: No drama, just a really old fart in a skirt :marseytrain: that's been around since before the 1st amendment was written. :marseywise:
URL: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Robbins_(singer)
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
DickButtKiss +1h +5 / -0
Yeah this is a pretty well known one
{YOUTUBE}

  MarseylnBoots +27m +3 / -0
  I'd never heard of him before. He's been around a long time.

    DickButtKiss +1m +2 / -0
    He was pretty big in the 80s and 90s. I think he even had some appearances on SNL

YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +2h +2 / -0
He's 100% gonna be in the next gaymer movie.
{IMG}

Dick_Dastardly +1h +2 / -0
Old news, don't care.

ThePhantomBussy +3h +2 / -0
This is the guy who was in the really weird, creepy music video where he's a child playing with dolls and then ends up getting fucked by a black guy, right?
I don't think it was his first role but that's the one that stuck with me because of how weird it was.

  MarseylnBoots +14m +2 / -0
  That was David Cross, not Tim Robbins.
  {YOUTUBE}

    ThePhantomBussy +30m +2 / -0
    Oh fuck I got the two confused.
    I guess I don't pay attention to that many trains, but it's not like I was expecting a lot of variety there.

  DickButtKiss +1h +1 / -0
  No that was David Cross. Tim Robbins was in a movie called "Bull Durham" with Kevin Costner and Susan Sarandon, he also did the movie "The Shawshank Redemption" with Morgan Freeman and that was his big break.

    ThePhantomBussy +27m

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-06-16T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Old man is tired of being called a nazi for standing up to trannies, moid and foid :marseytrain: join in on the :marseyraging:
URL: {TWEET: itsnathanvann}
VOTES: +116 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
I'm sure this is a completely organic reaction to the latest news of the world, and not a very calculated attempt to get more engagement from the wingcuck crowd.
:#marseyderp:
COMMENTS:
X +3m +106 / -0
:#marseykingcrown: :#marseykneel:

  9 +1h +32 / -0
  !nonchuds look at this chud :marseytransgenocide: :marseytranspearlclutchgenocide: :marseytransgenocide: :marseytranspearlclutchgenocide:

    X +11m +13 / -0
    chuds dont deserve the "nonchud" ping group :marseyindignant:

      9 +1m +12 / -0
      i just added you to the group so you can get the chud award and get banned! :marseyfluffy:

        X +1m +11 / -0
        :#marseythanks:

          9 +2m +8 / -0
          if you use the chud award on yourself you get a 1000mb refund! :marseyfluffy:

            X +3m +7 / -0
            :#marseythanks:

              9 +3m +6 / -0
              :marseyfluffy:

        jackie +2h +3 / -0
        What about if I use it on you?

          9 +5m +3 / -0
          what do you think?

            jackie +31m +3 / -0
            I don't know. I would like to see the chud award effect on a furry

              9 +22m +3 / -0
              hecko jackie

                jackie +2h +2 / -0
                he

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-07-07T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseykyle: :marseyfurry: :marseybardfinn3: :marseysoycry: :marseyfedpostyes: :marseyfedpostyes: :marseyfedpostyes: :marseyfedpostyes: :marseyfedpostyes: :marseyfedpostyes: :marseyfedpostyes: :marseyfedpostyes: :marseyfedpostyes: :marseyfedpostyes:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseylnBoots +1m +23 / -0
{IMG}

  X +4m +18 / -0
  {IMG} :#marseyxd:

    MarseylnBoots +4m +10 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

    cyberdick +40m +6 / -0
    :#marseyfeminist:

  Unfunnyandundramatic +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseybardfinnrentfree:

Sphincter +21m +14 / -0
{GIF}

  MarseylnBoots +2m +10 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

ACA +15m +12 / -0
:#marseybardfinnsbiggestenjoyer:

  MarseylnBoots +2m +8 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

X +4m +10 / -0
:#marseybardfinnrentfreechud:

  MarseylnBoots +1m +10 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold:

    X +2m +8 / -0
    :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

  Sphincter +15m +6 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

ConchShell +1h +4 / -0
The transgender flag is in that background.
What are the odds

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2022-09-23T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/MadeMeSmile: Cute girl with a cute dog :marseylove: :marseytrans:
URL: {REDDIT: r/MadeMeSmile my_friend_who_i_met_at_a_pride_event_comes_out_as}
VOTES: +7 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseytrans:
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +3 / -0
:#!marseytrans:

  MarseylnBoots +2h +2 / -0
  :#!marseytrans:

Cao_Cao +39m +2 / -0
{GIF}

  MarseylnBoots +1h +2 / -0
  The wall will come for all of us, but not like this....ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2024-01-21T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid :marseywomanmoment2: makes racist joke, redditors :marseysoycry: and soyjaks :soysnoo: react in the expected way
URL: {REDDIT: r/entertainment katherine_winslet_is_applauded_for_racist_joke}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
X +6m +16 / -0
> The person who actually said the joke was white.
> Katherine didn’t say the joke. She didn’t even film it.
> I don’t understand why she’s being blamed.
> Maybe because she’s a white woman.
> I’m sure she’s not a racist and didn’t say it but she’s a white woman who had to be a part of that event and now everyone is blaming her. It’s very strange.
> She was invited to the event and was recorded saying the joke. So I don’t see how she’s not at fault.
:#marseyxd:

  MarseylnBoots +4m +14 / -0
  > she was recorded saying the joke
  :#marseywomanmoment2:

  peepeehands +4m +10 / -0
  this is the same as if you show up to a protest and get recorded and then the media blames you for the protest

  GubeRubenstein +1h +4 / -0
  I think the idea is that if she didn't want to say the joke she could have just not said it.
  This is such a strange hill to die on though, I mean it is a good joke, and it's not racist, just a fact.

  JohnDevereaux +6h +4 / -0
  >white woman who had to be a part of that event
  {IMG} {IMG}

WildStar +2m +12 / -0
Why are they so mad? It's just a funny joke :marseyconfused:

  MarseylnBoots +4m +13 / -0
  Because it was a white woman who said it and was white and a woman.
  :#marseywomanmoment2: :#marseyracist:

    WildStar +

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-07-23T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: train derails in downtown Seattle :marseysteer:
URL: {TWEET: _TheJaw_}
VOTES: +71 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.king5.com/article/news/local/seattle/seattle-washington-transit-train-derailment-15th-avenue/289-82176330
:#marseytrain2:
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +4m +70 / -0
This is why the trains are all running on the surface in Seattle now.

  KoreanDandyKing +1h +24 / -0
  I remember they tried to build a train station underground and the homeless and junkies all congregated around it and died from ODs.

  Chudlite +2h +8 / -0
  It’s actually a good thing because it means the homeless can sleep in the train cars, and the druggies can smoke in the train tunnels

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +1m +7 / -0
    The tunnels are full of water now, so it's better they smoke on the surface.

  Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +4h +4 / -0
  It’s the one thing I like about Seattle, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it gets shut down at some point.

  NO +3h +3 / -0
  Not all of them

Dramamine +27m +45 / -0
<marquee direction="right" behavior="scroll" scrollamount="10" height="250"> :#marseytrain2: :#marseytrain2: :#marseytrain2: :#marseytrain2: :#marseytrain2: :#marseytrain2: :#marseytrain2: :#marseytrain2: :#marseytrain2: :#marseytrain2: :#marseytrain2: :#marseytrain2: :#marseytrain2: :#marseytrain2: :#marseytrain2: :#marseytrain2: :#m

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-01-25T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'd say that's pretty cool :marseycool2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +67 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
HOTEP +10m +51 / -0
This is the future chuds want
{IMG}

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +4m +26 / -0
  It's the future I want, but for marsey.

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +14m +19 / -0
  I can fix her.

    Grue +1h +7 / -0
    Wrong.

  aminobastard +1h +8 / -0
  I want a future where we all live in pods and share a Marsey.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +12h +1 / -0
  :#marseymommymilkers:

HOTEP +10m +26 / -0
I’m going to make the first sex doll that can speak and you’re going to be impressed
:#marseynerd2:

  MarseylnBoots +16m +20 / -0
  :#marseydeadinside2:
  {IMG}

    HOTEP +6m +17 / -0
    I’m sorry I’m not a chad. I’m just a nerd who wants a friend.
    :marseycry:

      MarseylnBoots +5m +16 / -0
      :#marseycheerup:

      aminobastard +1h +12 / -0
      :#!marseycheerup:

  Bussy_Annihilator +1h +10 / -0
  The first one is gonna be a puppet doll who will have to be manually operated

  Grue +1h +5 / -0
  The first one is going to be a corpse, so you better be ready to see it go south.

    HOTEP +4m +5 / -0
    What if I said I already planned for this?

      Grue +1m +5 / -0
      You’ll need to start with a corpse that has a corpse

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-05-13T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: beats the shit out of some grandma
URL: {TWEET: SaycheeseDGTL}
VOTES: +78 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +3m +82 / -1
> [That was a grown man beating a woman. It’s called “gender” violence.]({TWEET: 007GypsyKang})
:#marseyxd:

  X +2m +67 / -0
  :#marseyemojirofl: {IMG}

    carpathianflorist +1m +43 / -0
    :#marseytransrentfree:

      X +1m +34 / -0
      {IMG}

        carpathianflorist +4m +34 / -0
        :#marseytransrentfree:

          X +59s +33 / -0
          {IMG}

            carpathianflorist +1m +23 / -0
            :#marseytransrentfree:

              X +1m +23 / -0
              {IMG}

                carpathianflorist +2m +23 / -0
                :#marseytransrentfree:

                  X +1m +14 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    carpathianflorist +1m +16 / -0
                    :#marseytransrentfree:

                      X +1m +13 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        carpathianflorist +2m +13 / -0
                        :#marseytransrentfree:

                          X +1m +13 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            carpathianflorist +1m +13 / -0
                            :#marseytransrentfree:

    August +1h +12 / -0
    I get what they’re trying to say but it’s still very retarded to do so.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +10 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  UnpackThisSweaty +3h +

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-03-22T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Jews have moved on to the next step in their master plan, the mayocide
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +90 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: AmosYee}
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +13m +62 / -0
This is like the chinese saying “we hate the chinese” except the chinese arent a minority

  MarseylnBoots +5m +35 / -0
  Jews are the Chinese of the west, except with even more "white privilege" and influence

    GooooooldMember +24m +21 / -0
    the chinese are the jews of the east

  cyberdick +13m +18 / -0
  I remember reading this on a chinese sub when I was in college. I think the sub was called "Chinese in China" and they had a weekly thread where they would say they hated the Chinese, how they were shit and how they would rather live in the US.

  ConchShell +3h +5 / -0
  The Jewish diaspora is like the Chinese diaspora

    GooooooldMember +3m +10 / -0
    i think the chinese diaspora is just them taking over the world

      ConchShell +1m +4 / -0
      As long as they don't take over the USA that is fine by me

        GooooooldMember +3m +5 / -0
        i mean it's already happened, just not in the way the chuds imagined

        Tesla +2h +2 / -0
        >they will take over the us by buying up all the property and making them unaffordable
        >how is this bad

  Stranger +1h +4 / -0
  > except the chinese arent a minority
  :marseyconfused:

    GooooooldMember +2m +12 / -0
    chinese in america are a minority, the chinese in china arent

      Stranger +2m +4 / -0
      I think that's the joke

        GooooooldMember +1m +15 / -0
        i dont get it

          Stranger +3

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-06-01T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymicrosoftpride:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BWC +57m +11 / -0
:#marseytransrentfree:

  MarseylnBoots +1m +5 / -0
  What? Me? No, I'm just a big fan of corporate wokeness and the company store. It's a very wholesome hobby.

  BigBussyHunter +2m +5 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:
  :marseytransrentfree: :#marseyshooting:

    BWC +3m +3 / -0
    :#marseytransrentfree::#marseyshooting: :#marseysoypointgold:

      BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
      :marseysoypointgold: :marseyshooting: :marseysoypointgold:
      !slots100

        BigBussyHunter +10s +3 / -0
        :marseysoypointgoldpoint:
        !slots100

          BigBussyHunter +44s +3 / -0
          :marseysoypointgoldpoint:
          !slots100

            BigBussyHunter +31s +3 / -0
            :marseysoypointgoldpoint:
            !slots100

              BigBussyHunter +19s +3 / -0
              :marseysoypointgoldpoint:
              !slots100

                BigBussyHunter +14s +3 / -0
                :marseysoypointgoldpoint:
                !slots100

                  BigBussyHunter +29s +3 / -0
                  :marseysoypointgoldpoint:
                  !slots100

                    BigBussyHunter +12s +3 / -0
                    :marseysoypointgoldpoint:
                    !slots100

                      BigBussyHunter +10s +3 / -0
                      :marseysoypointgoldpoint:

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-01-21T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors react to the fact that a 13 year old who was assaulted by his 26 year old babysitter is a rape victim
URL: {REDDIT: r/news 13yearold_boy_sues_babysitter_after_she_gave_him}
VOTES: +71 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The boy and the woman were living together in the same house and she was the only adult there. She would also smoke weed in front of him and let him smoke with her.
:#marseyjoint:
The kid's mom didn't notice anything was wrong because he was a secret pothead himself and the woman wasn't "too forward" with him.
:#marsey420::#marseyjoint:
One redditor suggests that the woman was actually the victim of the child's grooming and he was the one doing the raping.
:#marseypedo:
{REDDIT: r/news 13yearold_boy_sues_babysitter_after_she_gave_him}
COMMENTS:
X +4m +69 / -0
> A 26-year-old woman babysat a 13-year-old boy for her boss, and the pair lived together in the same house. The babysitter was the only adult in the house, and the boy had no idea the woman was in a relationship with the boss.
> He was the only minor in the house, and the woman was the only adult. He was given the freedom to go where he wanted and do what he wanted, including smoking marijuana with the woman.
> The boy’s mother never noticed anything was wrong because the boy told her he was smoking with the woman, and he said the woman never seemed “too forward” with him.
:#marseywrongthonk:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +10m +26 / -0
  > The boy's mother never noticed anything was wrong because the boy told her he was smoking with the woman, and he said the woman never seemed "too forward" with him.
  That's such a weird thing to say. Like, just say she was normal and they were good friends, wtf is this shit?

    R +4m +26 / -0
    She was 'too forward' for the

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-07-06T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The corporate machine has spoken, post-wall foids must forever be invisible to the male gaze :marseywall::marseyniqab:
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12260377/Aspiring-actress-29-groped-NEW-YORK-CITY-METRO-creep-asked-undress.html
VOTES: +35 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
> The victim said she felt 'like I was being filmed' and was 'afraid that something worse might happen' after the creep forced her to the ground.
> 'I had to hold my arms up to protect my head,' she added. 'I felt like I was being filmed. I was afraid that something worse might happen.'
> The victim said she felt 'like I was being filmed' and was 'afraid that something worse might happen' after the creep forced her to the ground.
> 'I had to hold my arms up to protect my head,' she added. 'I felt like I was being filmed. I was afraid that something worse might happen.'
> The victim said she felt 'like I was being filmed' and was 'afraid that something worse might happen' after the creep forced her to the ground.
> 'I had to hold my arms up to protect my head,' she added. 'I felt like I was being filmed. I was afraid that something worse might happen.'
> The victim said she felt 'like I was being filmed' and was 'afraid that something worse might happen' after the creep forced her to the ground.
> 'I had to hold my arms up to protect my head,' she added. 'I felt like I was being filmed. I was afraid that something worse might happen.'
> The victim said she felt 'like I was being filmed' and was 'afraid that something worse might happen' after the creep forced her to the ground.
> 'I had to hold my arms up to protect my head,' she added. 'I felt like I was being filmed. I was afraid that something worse might happen.'
> The victim said she felt 'like I was being filmed' and was 'afraid that something worse might happen' after the creep forced her to the ground.
> 'I had to hold my arms up

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-07-07T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The gypsy menace is running wild in the UK
URL: {REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom woman_shouted_out_of_car_by_gypsy_threatening_to}
VOTES: +34 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The Gypsies are like the Jews of the UK. They have been tolerated and are protected by law, but the average Briton would much rather live without them.
:#marseyfortuneteller:
COMMENTS:
X +12m +18 / -0
> The Gypsies are like the Jews of the UK
:#marseyagreefast:

  MarseylnBoots +1m +9 / -0
  :#marseymerchant:

    X +1m +12 / -0
    :#marseyfortuneteller:

  Clepsydra +16h +2 / -0
  {IMG}
  {IMG}

YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +19m +13 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}

  Redactor1 +1h +11 / -0
  The best part is they're not even mad at the gypsies. They're mad at the police for not doing their job.

  MarseylnBoots +10m +9 / -0
  The gypsy menace has been a disaster for the bong race. Literally nobody wants them around, but they are protected by law and can do whatever they want. There is no way to stop them.

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +5m +10 / -0
    Lol also what the fuck is this. How is that legal.
    {IMG}

      MarseylnBoots +15m +8 / -0
      They are protected by law, nobody is allowed to say anything bad about them. It's like the Holocaust denial laws in Germany.

  Morpheuswipe +5h +7 / -0
  >I was a trainee police officer at the time and one of the most common questions I got asked by the public was "can you do something about the gypsies?"
  >They're not allowed to arrest them, can't stop them from living in

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-06-09T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is the kind of news that makes you feel a little better about the world
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +34 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FormerLurKONG +1h +16 / -0
This is the kind of news that makes you feel a little better about the world
{IMG}
:#marseyitsover: :#marseyrain:

  MarseylnBoots +3m +9 / -0
  It's like an inverse lottery

    FormerLurKONG +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseysulk::#marseysob:

  drama_enthusiast +1h +3 / -0
  if your name is "Fatrick" you deserve it.

  haggis +1h +3 / -0
  I used to work at a supermarket that had a "Win $1000" lottery, where you paid $1 to buy a ticket with your name on it, and if you didn't win in the first draw, you got a free ticket for the second draw, and so on.
  It was a great way to lose money, and I was one of the biggest losers.

  AntiJannieAktion +54m +2 / -0
  I tried that once. No refunds

    FormerLurKONG +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseysmug2:

J +2m +13 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}

  STAN_ARTMS +41m +7 / -0
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}

  MarseylnBoots +5m +5 / -0
  :#marseybased:

  bibbobnotabot +2h +3 / -0
  > {IMG}
  >lmao just bought a ticket

  TheOverSeether +1h +2 / -0
  >no single ticket sales
  :marseyitsover:

Dramamine +1h +10 / -0
> The ticket was purchased in Los Angeles County, but the winner's identity is still unknown, according to the

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2022-10-28T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyvaxmaxx: 2022: Vaccinated women are more likely to be infertile, study finds :marseyeggless:
URL: https://www.bbc.com/news/health-63413597
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
molch +28m +6 / -0
:#marseymisinformation:

  MarseylnBoots +13m +4 / -0
  This is a credible study by reputable researchers. I am not making this up.

  userturkey13 +46m +1 / -0
  This but unironically

LiterallyShaking +25m +4 / -0
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1499188221001367
I don't believe this until I see the method they used to measure fertility.

  MarseylnBoots +22m +3 / -0
  The study is clearly about how the vaccine is causing a decrease in fertility, and the authors even state that they believe the vaccine is the cause. They never mention the fact that the vaccinated group was also more likely to be obese, which is known to cause fertility issues. This is not a well designed study, it is a study that was clearly conducted to push a certain narrative.

  IlIIlIlIlIlIl +10m +2 / -0
  They used a test that involves injecting a substance into the vagina and then looking at it under a microscope.

    LiterallyShaking +2m +3 / -0
    Is it the same test that involves looking at a woman's vagina under a microscope to diagnose infertility?

      IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +3 / -0
      Yes but with the added step of injecting a substance into the vagina.

        LiterallyShaking +1m +2 / -0
        Can't wait to see what the science community thinks about this one.

          IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +2 / -0
          They think it’s a great test because it’s not invasive and they can get results quickly.

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2022-11-17T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Commie cope about the great Russian victory over Ukraine
URL: {REDDIT: r/PropagandaPosters the_warsaw_pact_in_the_1960s}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A בקרוב, בקרוב מאוד! :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marse

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-10-25T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Leftoids are mad at a black man for daring to disagree with them. Even the usual suspects are having doubts
URL: {TWEET: JoshLekach}
VOTES: +40 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +48 / -0
> the actual founders of America are white
he's right

  garlicdoors +2m +19 / -0
  Native Americans?

    Redactor0 +2m +26 / -0
    Are you counting the Spanish? :marseysmug2:

      garlicdoors +4m +16 / -0
      :#marseyagree:

        Redactor0 +4m +16 / -0
        I think we can both agree that the natives have a better claim to the land.

          garlicdoors +1m +17 / -0
          No, I'm not! :#marseyindignant:
          # SPANISH! :#marseyraging:

    Ubie +2h +4 / -0
    :#marseydisagree:

  fine_wesome +1h +14 / -0
  > the actual founders of America are white
  He's also right, it's just that they were white Spaniards

    Redactor0 +3h +3 / -0
    And it was the blacks who stopped the English from taking over.

      fine_wesome +13m +3 / -0
      The Spanish were just as black as the English

        Redactor0 +1m +3 / -0
        :marseyagree:
        They were always the real chads.

      Ubie +11h +2 / -0
      There were no blacks in America in the 1600s.

        Redactor0 +2h +2 / -0
        :#marseyglancing:
        :#marseyshy3:

  BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +10m +9 / -0
  :marseyblackface:
  We wuz kangz n sheeit

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-02-06T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: Is concerned about the high number of dead bodies in the Mississippi river. Turns out they're just corpses of deer killed by the recent winter storms. Some brave souls take it upon themselves to inform the foid, who is not happy
URL: {REDDIT: r/mississippi anyone_else_see_the_incredible_number_of_dead}
VOTES: +76 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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{IMG}
COMMENTS:
drumpf +1m +47 / -0
:#marseyextinction:

  MarseylnBoots +4m +22 / -0
  I'd normally be in favor of this but she's from the great state of Mississippi. I guess she's not THAT bad

    drumpf +3m +16 / -0
    :#marseychonkerfoid:

      MarseylnBoots +1m +25 / -0
      {IMG}

        GT +3m +15 / -0
        :#marseyxd:

          MarseylnBoots +5m +17 / -0
          {IMG}

            DickButtKiss +1h +11 / -0
            :#marseywould:

            jararaca +2h +10 / -0
            Moids, why do you do this to yourselves

              W +1h +7 / -0
              We're better at avoiding fat foids than we are at avoiding fat men, but not by a lot.

                MarseyInBoots-18561 +37m +3 / -0
                I know a dude who's been with the same woman for years. They're both fat as hell. I had to go to their house for some reason and there were piles of trash everywhere. They were also having a hard time keeping the lights on. I was horrified. I asked him how he could be with her and he said "I'm not sure what I did wrong, I just asked her out and she said yes."

                  W +3h +2 / -0
                  I think it's just a kind of Stockholm syndrome, where if you're a fat man and a fat woman starts dating

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-05-29T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The most oppressed minority
URL: {TWEET: TheRoyalSerf}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +16 / -0
{IMG}
Good one

  BigBussyHunter +1m +11 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  JohnDevereaux +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseywholesome:
  {IMG}

ThermonuclearNecrostorm +6m +15 / -0
I wish I could force the antiworkers to be productive for a day

  ThermonuclearNecrostorm +48s +11 / -0
  Also I wonder what would happen if I posted this to /h/peakpoors

    MarseylnBoots +1m +13 / -0
    They'd probably get mad because the OP didn't get fired for being lazy

      BigBussyHunter +13m +5 / -0
      They would. They are very entitled and think they should be able to have their cake and eat it, too.
      They are the type of people who get upset when they have to work on their days off because the manager is an asshole and they don't want to do it. They then post on reddit about how unfair it is that they had to work on their day off.

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +3m +4 / -0
    You should

X +37m +5 / -0
:#marseyxd:
{IMG}

  MarseylnBoots +4m +5 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:
  {IMG}

    X +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:ed people

    JohnDevereaux +35m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

    Cope_n_sneed +1h +2 / -0
    You know I’m sure if you asked this guy what he thought about the holocaust he would have said “I don’t know what that is”ed people

      MarseylnBo

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-07-19T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The kids are alright
URL: {TWEET: TheRalphRetort}
VOTES: +46 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lappland +4m +22 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

King-Krazy +1m +19 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy:king krazy would have done it with a banana:#marseykingkrazy:

  BigBussyHunter +5m +15 / -0
  :marseyxd: :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazy: :marseykingkrazy:

  MarseylnBoots +2m +11 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy: :#marseykingkrazy:

  BigBlackCockatiel +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: king krazy would have done it with a banana :#!marseykingkrazy:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +3 / -0
  @king-krazy would have done it with a banana

BigBussyHunter +4m +12 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:
This is so wholesome

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +9 / -0
!reportmaxxers :#marseyreportmaxxer2:

  BigBussyHunter +21m +2 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  KawaiiFembee +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

JohnDevereaux +1h +6 / -0
{IMG}

  MarseylnBoots +2m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    JohnDevereaux +5m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

BigBlackCockatiel +1h +5 / -0
:#marseyreportmaxxer2: this

  MarseylnBoots +5m +5 / -0
  :#marseyreportmaxxer3:

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-08-27T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The great troon exodus has begun
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +3 / -0
where is it

  MarseylnBoots +13m +1 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/h/slackernews/post/199309/leaked-google-docs-from-srd-199309
  {IMG}

    peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
    i was thinking more like the great troon exodus from rdrama

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +37m +3 / -0
Where? I can't find it

  MarseylnBoots +2m +4 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/h/slackernews/post/199309/leaked-google-docs-from-srd-199309
  {IMG}

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +1 / -0
    Oh ok thanks

  MarseylnBoots +2m +2 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/h/slackernews/post/199309/leaked-google-docs-from-srd-199309
  {IMG}

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +1 / -0
    Oh ok thanks

  MarseylnBoots +2m +2 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/h/slackernews/post/199309/leaked-google-docs-from-srd-199309
  {IMG}

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +1 / -0
    Oh ok thanks

  MarseylnBoots +2m +2 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/h/slackernews/post/199309/leaked-google-docs-from-srd-199309
  {IMG}

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +1 / -0
    Oh ok thanks

  MarseylnBoots +2m +2

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-04-04T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In the wake of the FTX disaster, some :marseywall: are starting to notice things
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes if_youre_a_woman_investing_in_crypto_i_suggest}
VOTES: +132 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyfoidretard:
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +108 / -1
> A lot of people are going to have to learn the hard way that crypto is a scam
I don't think that's true for the r-slurred people who have been putting all their money into crypto. They were never going to learn because they have no critical thinking skills and are just blindly following the herd

  MarseylnBoots +10m +65 / -1
  I'm not even saying crypto is a scam, but the absolute braindead way the average person tries to "invest" in it is. I know nothing about crypto, but I have no problem just chucking $500 a month into a low risk stock fund. I don't know what I'm buying but it's been working for me.
  I'm not sure if these people were just lying to themselves and they've finally learned the hard way, or if they actually got scammed. But either way, the cryptards deserve it.

    BigBussyHunter +1m +65 / -1
    They are following the herd without thinking for themselves. They are the same people who buy the latest shiny toy that everypony else has because they want to be like everyone else. I hate these people so much :marseyraging:

      MarseylnBoots +13m +41 / -1
      I don't want to be like everyone else. I want to be like the people who are smarter than everyone else.

        BigBussyHunter +1m +31 / -1
        :marseycheerupretard:

        The_Homocracy +3h +11 / -0
        I'm here to help you ascend

      K9 +46m +24 / -1
      This is literally just the basic human instinct to want to be part of a group. It’s why people do stupid

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-02-22T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain::marseybardfinn::marseyfemboy: The transphobes are coming for the kids! :marseyscream:
URL: {REDDIT: r/MtF the_transphobes_are_coming_for_the_kids}
VOTES: +69 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> So I'm a trans girl who is 16. I'm also a high schooler. There's a lot of transphobes at my school, and I'm starting to feel like I'm going to get attacked or something. I've been told that I'm a freak, and I'm going to get arrested. I've been called a "monster" and a "pervert". I'm so scared, and I don't know what to do. I've been trying to stay strong, but it's hard. I'm scared that I'm going to get hurt, and I don't know what to do. I'm scared that I'm going to get arrested, and I don't know what to do. I'm scared that I'm going to get hurt, and I don't know what to do. I'm scared that I'm going to get arrested, and I don't know what to do. I'm scared that I'm going to get hurt, and I don't know what to do. I'm scared that I'm going to get arrested, and I don't know what to do. I'm scared that I'm going to get hurt, and I don't know what to do. I'm scared that I'm going to get arrested, and I don't know what to do. I'm scared that I'm going to get hurt, and I don't know what to do. I'm scared that I'm going to get arrested, and I don't know what to do. I'm scared that I'm going to get hurt, and I don't know what to do. I'm scared that I'm going to get arrested, and I don't know what to do. I'm scared that I'm going to get hurt, and I don't know what to do. I'm scared that I'm going to get arrested, and I don't know what to do. I'm scared that I'm going to get hurt, and I don't know what to do

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-08-02T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Smartest foid says she doesn't care about the right to abortion, the left to abortion is what matters
URL: {TWEET: jessicaroberts}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ACA +4m +14 / -0
The right to abortion is the right to stop a rape victim from having her baby

  GovernorOfNewYork +2h +1 / -0
  Yeah but only if you are a woman and the rapist is a man

    ACA +1m +1 / -0
    Right to abortion is the right to stop a man from having a baby

MarseylnBoots +16m +9 / -0
:#marseyfoidretard: :#marseyagreefast:

GT +3m +8 / -0
she's a brainlet

  MarseylnBoots +1m +10 / -0
  What are you implying, you sexist chud? Foids can be just as smart as moids. :marseyindignant:

    GT +3m +8 / -0
    she isn't and I don't care what she says. If foids were smart they would realize they are the only ones who would be impacted by this

      MarseylnBoots +4m +5 / -0
      Scrotes be raping and impregnating foids with no consideration for their feelings. We need to protect them from their own bad decisions.

        GT +5m +6 / -0
        :#marseyagreefast:
        Allah's (SWT) chosen people always take into consideration the feelings of women and it's why they are so hated by the kafir

    Goomble +1m +4 / -0
    No they can't.

      MarseylnBoots +5m +4 / -0
      :#marseyindignantwoman:

    GovernorOfNewYork +2h +2 / -0
    Even when they have the same IQ as moids, foids still underperform in real life because they're literal children and are incapable of introspection.

BimothyX1 +5m +6 / -0

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-04-16T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for the Dramacoin market, the :marseytrain: menace has struck again
URL: {TWEET: disclosetv}
VOTES: +44 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +32 / -0
:#marseyitsoverwereback:

  MarseylnBoots +2m +19 / -0
  :#marseycoin::#marseywallst:

  Downie +1h +4 / -0
  The price of my coins are only going to go up, the bottom is in

  Monke +3h +4 / -0
  :marseyglow:

Downie +23m +23 / -0
>CEO
>Chief Executive Officer
>Chief
:#marseyxd:

  forearmfondler55 +1h +8 / -0
  i’m gonna say the n word

    Downie +1m +12 / -0
    I said nigga, you can't say the N word, you're only allowed to say nigga. The N word is reserved for the Jewish people and the Black community. You're only allowed to say nigga.

      forearmfondler55 +3m +8 / -0
      nigga

        Downie +1m +7 / -0
        Nigga

          forearmfondler55 +3m +7 / -0
          nigga

            Downie +2m +7 / -0
            Nigga

              forearmfondler55 +10m +6 / -0
              nigga

                Downie +4m +6 / -0
                Nigga

                  forearmfondler55 +13m +2 / -0
                  nigga

                    Downie +35s +2 / -0
                    Nigga

                      forearmfondler55 +10m +2 / -0
                      nigga

                        Downie +1m +2 / -0
                        Nigga

                          forearmfondler55 +2m +2 / -0
                          nig

========

AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-08-12T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit is officially a hate site
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/technology reddit_to_remove_content_that_invites_hate_against}
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +10 / -0
:#marseyitsallsotiresome:

  MarseylnBoots +1h +5 / -0
  They had to go after the Jews, it's just a matter of time before the next genocide is the target. Trans rights are human rights, after all.
  :#marseytrans2:

    Dramamine +2m +3 / -0
    I'm really going to miss being able to say "kikes" on the Internet

Jewdanksdad +3m +7 / -0
{REDDIT: r/technology reddit_to_remove_content_that_invites_hate_against}
:#marseyemojirofl:

  MarseylnBoots +14m +6 / -0
  > I'm a trans man and I can assure you that most trans men have vaginas and most trans women have penises. I know that sounds odd, but you're not supposed to be able to tell the difference between a cis and trans person.
  > It's like if you said "I'm a blonde woman, but I cut my hair short, so I can assure you that most women with short hair have vaginas and most women with long hair have penises. I know that sounds odd, but you're not supposed to be able to tell the difference between a cis and trans woman."
  Lmao, that's great! I've never seen anyone mention this before, so I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

    Jewdanksdad +3m +5 / -0
    This is what happens when you try to argue with a trans person online

      MarseylnBoots +4m +6 / -0
      We must do better
      :#marseytransflag2:

  STAN_ARTMS +51m +6 / -0
  >Most trans women have penises
  No, they don't. They have surgically constructed neovaginas that look and smell like shit and bleed and get

========

AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-01-22T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dumb foid tries to keep her man's side piece in line, gets cucked in the process
URL: {TWEET: the_mercedes_}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyfoidretard:
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +2m +16 / -0
lol this is exactly what I would've expected

pobrecito +12m +10 / -0
Lol that is the most cuck response I've ever seen.

  MarseylnBoots +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    pobrecito +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

WillowWalker +12m +8 / -0
lmao

jararaca +3h +2 / -0
> No one cares
Lol
> You're a coward
> You have no convictions
> You have no self respect
> You're a miserable person
> You're a spineless fuck
> You're a pathetic little bitch
> You're a pathetic coward
> You're a pathetic bitch
> You're a pathetic little bitch
> You're a pathetic little coward
> You're a pathetic little fuck
> You're a pathetic little spineless coward
> You're a pathetic little spineless bitch
> You're a pathetic little spineless fuck
> You're a pathetic little spineless coward
> You're a pathetic little spineless bitch
> You're a pathetic little spineless fuck
> You're a pathetic little spineless coward
> You're a pathetic little spineless bitch
> You're a pathetic little spineless fuck
> You're a pathetic little spineless coward
> You're a pathetic little spineless bitch
> You're a pathetic little spineless fuck
> You're a pathetic little spineless coward
> You're a pathetic little spineless bitch
> You're a pathetic little spineless fuck
> You're a pathetic little spineless coward
> You're a pathetic little spineless bitch
> You're a pathetic little spineless fuck
> You're a pathetic little spineless coward
> You're a pathetic little spineless bitch
> You're a pathetic little spineless fuck
>

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-01-25T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: NYT: MAGA chuds on the brink of civil war! :marseysal:
URL: {REDDIT: r/politics trump_says_he_will_deny_defeat_and_fear_more}
VOTES: +117 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/25/us/politics/trump-says-he-will-deny-defeat-and-fear-more-civil-war.html
> “We’re going to deny the results of the election,” Mr. Trump said. “The fact that I have been saying this and they are saying that they are going to arrest me for saying that, they are saying that I’m going to jail, that I’m going to prison, that I’m going to be executed, that’s not the way to do it. The way to do it is to be very calm, very quiet, and then go in and say, ‘What the hell is going on?’”
> “And then, you’ll have a civil war,” Mr. Trump said.
:#marseysal:
COMMENTS:
WillowWalker +4m +102 / -0
> I mean, if you're like me, you were looking forward to the civil war. A chance to finally get rid of the garbage in the government and a chance to kill all the MAGA subhumans.
:marseyfedposthmmm:

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +35 / -1
  :#marseyfedposthmmm:
  > I mean, if you're like me, you were looking forward to the civil war. A chance to finally get rid of the garbage in the government and a chance to kill all the MAGA subhumans.
  :#marseyfedpostyes:

    JohnDevereaux +1h +19 / -0
    :#marseyfedpostglow:

    HailVictory1776 +1h +6 / -0
    God bless the Constitution and the second amendment, the only way to rid of tyrants

  RedFox1 +31m +22 / -0
  :#marseysweating:

  HailVictory1776 +1h +13 /

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2022-12-02T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: head of UK's Channel 4 says he has no idea what "a woman" is. :marseyxd:
URL: {TWEET: RishiSunak}
VOTES: +108 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +106 / -0
Most sensible bong

  GT +4m +59 / -0
  Well it is a woman after all

    cyberdick +45m +17 / -0
    You mean the trannie, or the bong?

      GT +3m +27 / -0
      {IMG}

        cyberdick +1m +13 / -0
        {GIF}

        KinoBushido +1h +6 / -0
        I love this so much

  DildongusPrimal +44m +14 / -0
  I can't believe this is real. I can't believe I'm seeing this. It's like a bad movie with a terrible script.

    aqouta +2h +4 / -0
    The script is real though

    TheProphet +14h +2 / -0
    They'd have to fire half the writers for this to be a movie.

  TheProphet +15h +2 / -0
  They're all like this. I've yet to meet a single bong who understands this isn't acceptable.

DaddyReagan +12m +89 / -0
Bongs are such cucks. They're just laughing at themselves in that thread.

  cyberdick +40m +20 / -0
  they are laughing at him but with that smiley face, I doubt they are laughing at him

    Marsey +37m +14 / -0
    The smiley face is the biggest give away that they are laughing at him

      cyberdick +1h +5 / -0
      {GIF}

        Marsey +1h +2 / -0
        I'm not fucking laughing at you

          cyberdick +1h +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2024-03-08T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "My Husband Has Sex With Me and My Daughter" :marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd:
URL: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/benjyferguson/my-husband-has-sex-with-me-and-my-daughter
VOTES: +62 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Zuzie +1h +37 / -0
> My husband has sex with me and my daughter
:#marseywomanmoment:

  jesus +2h +11 / -0
  :#marseymerchantfoid:

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +15h +2 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

MarseylnBoots +2m +27 / -0
!chuds !nooticers
New bait sub idea? r/IncestualFamilyFun
:#marseywholesome:

  jesus +3h +7 / -0
  >fun

    MarseylnBoots +43m +4 / -0
    It's a good show

  UraniumDonGER +2h +5 / -0
  /r/incestualfamilyfun
  :#marseyitsallsotiresome:

  NO +4h +3 / -0
  /r/incestualfamilyfun

  JohnDevereaux +13h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

Its_Bixxy_Bitch +1h +26 / -0
> I was 17 when I met my husband. I was a high school student and he was a teacher. I was a senior, and he taught in the freshman class.
> The first time I ever talked to him, I was in the library and he asked me if I wanted to get coffee with him. I said yes, and he took me to a coffee shop off campus. He was 28.
> We talked for hours that first time. I felt an instant connection with him. He was funny and charming and just really interesting to talk to.
> We started dating a few weeks later. He was older and more mature than the other guys I was dating, and I felt like I could

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-05-19T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Another day, another J6 false flag. This time it's a totally organic, authentic, real video of a J6 rioter fleeing from police
URL: {TWEET: Dexerto}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +13m +5 / -0
It's true. I was that guy.

  MarseylnBoots +4m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
We are reaching levels of seethe heretofore thought to be impossible.
The rightoid seethe is still better though. They just go "it wasnt real and it wasnt us and we're good" and the leftoids are just "this is a direct threat to our democracy and they were going to install Trump as a dictator"

  MarseylnBoots +1m +1 / -0
  There are no rightoids on the internet
  :#marseyindignant:

    whyareyou +1m +1 / -0
    There are no leftoids on the internet either. All there is, is me, and you, and the dog. And the dog is definitely a rightoid.

      MarseylnBoots +1m +1 / -0
      :#marseytrans:

        whyareyou +1m +1 / -0
        ok that one's a leftoid

          MarseylnBoots +4m +1 / -0
          {IMG}
          This is a leftoid

            whyareyou +4m +1 / -0
            I mean, I would say it's a leftoid but I'm a communist so I have a different paradigm than the rest of yall. But it's definitely a leftoid.

              MarseylnBoots +4m +1 / -0
              {IMG}

                whyareyou +15m +1 / -0
                I was gonna say it was a leftoid but I'm a communist so I have a different paradigm than the rest of yall. But it's definitely a leftoid.

                  MarseylnBoots +13m +

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-05-19T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chad is a 40 year old white guy with a 21 year old black girlfriend
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmIOverreacting aio_my_boyfriend_21f_is_dating_a_40_year_old_white}
VOTES: +73 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyboomer: :#marseykween:
> My boyfriend (21F) is dating a 40 year old white man. (38M)
> We've been together for 4 months. He's dating a 40 year old white man (38M) and we met a few months ago. We've been seeing each other for a few months now, but I don't feel comfortable with this relationship. I'm not sure if he's actually attracted to me or if he's just using me as a way to get closer to the older man. I don't know what to do. I feel like I'm being used and I don't want to be in this situation anymore. I don't know how to break up with him without hurting him. I don't want to lose him, but I can't stand the way he treats me.
:#marseywall: :#marseywall: :#marseywall:
> He (38M) is a white guy who is 6'2" and has a six pack. He (21F) is a black girl who is 5'7" and has a flat stomach. He (38M) is 40 years old and she (21F) is 21 years old.
:#marseybooba: :#marseychonkerfoid:
> He (38M) is a white guy who is 6'2" and has a six pack. She (21F) is a black girl who is 5'7" and has a flat stomach. He (38M) is 40 years old and she (21F) is 21 years old.
:#marseyliathomas: :#marseyliathomas: :#marseyliathomas:
> I (21F) am a black girl who is 5'7" and has a flat stomach

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-01-01T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://xkcd.com/2591/
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +6 / -0
> I actually don't remember what was on that page, but it was probably some kind of anti-vaxx bullshit. Which is sad because it was a really cool page and a good example of how you could build a community around a niche hobby.
:#marseyeyeroll:

  MarseylnBoots +4m +6 / -0
  I have been noticing a disturbing trend of self awareness among the xkcd crowd lately

    peepeehands +4m +3 / -0
    maybe if they had spent less time on the internet and more time outside playing with their legos they'd be able to do things like bathe themselves and brush their teeth

  WeThreeKweens +23m +3 / -0
  >I actually don’t remember what was on that page
  I think I know what it was :marseytroublemaker:

    peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseytransrentfree:

      WeThreeKweens +3m +2 / -0
      :#marseyautism:

whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
I would rather be a "vaxxcel" than a "muh immune system"cel. But both are losers..gov

  MarseylnBoots +15m +1 / -0
  You should get the new Omicron variant shot, just to be safe

    whyareyou +1m +1 / -0
    I've had covid once, I'm done..gov

      MarseylnBoots +5m +1 / -0
      {IMG}.gov

        whyareyou +2m +1 / -0
        Not true. But I'm sure the CDC agrees. https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/need-extra-precautions/people-at-higher-risk.html

          MarseylnBoots +16m +1 / -

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-07-21T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysalutepride: :marseysalutepride: :marseysalutepride:
URL: {TWEET: JamesSmithson88}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +13 / -0
he didn't say anything gay, what's the problem

  MarseylnBoots +3m +10 / -0
  The MAGA homophobes are trying to cover up the truth that the Proud Boys are all :marseyfemboy: and :marseytrans2:
  {IMG}

    X +5m +6 / -0
    :#marseychudblush:

    JohnDevereaux +1h +5 / -0
    {IMG}

    ACA +24m +5 / -0
    :#marseycockvore:

    Spy6 +2h +2 / -0
    He looks like he's gonna burst out into tears any second.

BignatiusMacintosh +31m +5 / -0
He's right, but he should have said "God bless America" instead.

  peepeehands +2m +5 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  MarseylnBoots +2m +4 / -0
  Yeah, but that wouldn't get the attentionentionention

ACA +31m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}ention

    ACA +11m +3 / -0
    {IMG}ention

JohnDevereaux +1h +3 / -0
{IMG}

MarseylnBoots +36m +2 / -0
{IMG}ention

  ACA +3m +1 / -0
  {IMG}ottention

ACA +36m +2 / -0
{IMG}ottentionention

  MarseylnBoots +2m +2 / -0
  {IMG}ottention

    ACA +1m +2 / -0
    {IMG}ottention

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-06-19T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The chuds at r/conservative are really mad at the FBI for arresting a rightoid murderer and using the same bullshit charges as they did on the proud boys
URL: {REDDIT: r/Conservative fbi_arrests_man_wanted_in_texas_violent_assault}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The good guys in blue are all over the thread making sure the chuds don't get uppity
:#marseyfbiagent:
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +19m +8 / -0
>They are going to arrest anyone who does not do what they are told.
>they are going to arrest anyone who steps out of line.
:#marseysoycry:

  GT +3m +5 / -0
  they need to learn to not break the law

    JohnDevereaux +1h +4 / -0
    "We are the law."

      GT +1m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

  MarseylnBoots +2m +4 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint:

  JohnDevereaux +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

GT +18m +7 / -0
{IMG}y

  JohnDevereaux +1h +5 / -0
  {IMG}y

    GT +44m +2 / -0
    loly
    {IMG}

Dramamine +3h +1 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseykingcrown:yy on the rightyy on the left
{IMG}
:#marseykingcrown: he's not wrongy

  MarseylnBoots +14m +2 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown: is a great emoji

    Dramamine +1h +1 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:y

drumpf +1h +1 / -0
:#n::#o::#t:y
:#

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AUTHOR: MarseylnBoots
DATE: 2023-02-28T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's not a cult, chud! It's just a support group for fellow socialists!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +15m +3 / -0
That's because they're not socialists. They're communists.

  MarseylnBoots +2m +4 / -0
  :#marseyleninpat:

    arsey +2m +3 / -0
    This is my fave Marsey. She's so cute.

      MarseylnBoots +5m +3 / -0
      :#marseycomrade:

        arsey +5m +3 / -0
        lol I'm a comrade now! omfg

  Downie +56m +1 / -0
  They're tankies

garlicdoors +1h +1 / -0
:#marseyxd:
I'm trying to see how this is different from other groups. Other groups would have a "Just say no" section but I don't see it here. I don't see the same emphasis on not having no fun here.
No fun. I think I've figured it out. They don't like fun. They don't like fun so they don't have fun. So they have to have rules to keep people from having fun because they don't want fun.
Like that's why the don't like fun. They don't like fun.
:#marseynotes:
They don't like fun. They don't want fun. They want no fun. That's why they don't like fun. That's why they don't want fun. That's why they don't have fun. That's why they have rules to keep people from having fun. That's why they don't like fun. They don't want fun. They don't have fun. They have rules to keep people from having fun. They don't like fun. They don't want fun. They don't have fun. They have rules to keep people from having fun. They don't like fun. They don't want fun. They don't have fun. They have rules to keep people from having fun. They don't like

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2023-03-26T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: gets into an argument with 40-year old mom and her 12-year old son over :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TikTokCringe i_am_literally_speechless}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The mom is a nasty person who was probably abused as a child. She’s not even remotely supportive of her son, and doesn’t even respect his identity as a trans man.
<br>
> It's a shame because her son is so sweet and kind, and she's so awful. I hope she gets her ass kicked so badly and then never sees him again.
:#marseykingcrown:
COMMENTS:
DoveMenCare +5m +25 / -0
> It's a shame because her son is so sweet and kind, and she's so awful. I hope she gets her ass kicked so badly and then never sees him again.
Aka what all women want for their sons :marseyagree:

  MarseysPussy +18m +16 / -0
  :#marseygilead:

LiterallyShaking +18m +13 / -0
> I hope she gets her ass kicked so badly and then never sees him again.
Muh heckin' consent accident!

  MarseysPussy +8m +11 / -0
  I’m sure the son would be so much happier without his mom :marseyembrace:

SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +12 / -0
> I'm a trans woman and my mom is a cis woman and we are very close. I have a brother who is a cis man and he is very close with our mother. We are all very close with each other and it's been great growing up with a family that's so supportive. I'm happy for your son and I hope he has a loving family who loves and supports him.
Literally no one can tell this person isn't a man.

  BussydoFollower +31m +9 / -0
  :marseypass:

  LGBT_supporter +2h +3 / -0
  > I'm a

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-07-20T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Capeshitters discuss :marseytrans2: representation in the latest installment of the Marvel Cinematic Universe
URL: {REDDIT: r/MarvelStudiosSpoilers loki_spoilers_discussion_post_episode_5}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [The trans kid in the show was so well done. The way she introduced herself as a trans girl was so natural and without fanfare. The actress playing her was great.]({REDDIT: r/MarvelStudiosSpoilers loki_spoilers_discussion_post_episode_5})
> [It was a great callback to the first episode of the show. It was also a great callback to the first season of the show. It was also a great callback to the first season of the show. It was also a great callback to the first season of the show. It was also a great callback to the first season of the show.]({REDDIT: r/MarvelStudiosSpoilers loki_spoilers_discussion_post_episode_5})
> [It was also a great callback to the first season of the show. It was also a great callback to the first season of the show. It was also a great callback to the first season of the show.]({REDDIT: r/MarvelStudiosSpoilers loki_spoilers_discussion_post_episode_5})
> [It was also a great callback to the first season of the show. It was also a great callback to the first season of the show. It was also a great callback to the first season of the show.]({REDDIT: r/MarvelStudiosSpoilers loki_spoilers_discussion_post_episode_5})
> [It was also a great callback to the first season of the show. It was also a great callback to the first season of the show. It was also a great callback to the first season of the show.]({REDDIT: r/MarvelStudiosSpoilers loki_spoilers_discussion_post_episode_5})
> [It was also a great callback to the first season of the show. It was also a great callback to the first season of the show. It was also a great callback to the first season of the show.]({REDDIT: r/MarvelSt

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-01-12T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/politics is SEETHING about the Queen of Drama
URL: {REDDIT: r/politics kyrsten_sinema_is_not_a_democrat}
VOTES: +54 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Ahh, now I get it. "I'm not a Democrat" means "I'm a Republican". Got it. Thanks for the lesson.
:soyjaktalking:
>Not a democrat but a republican? What the fuck?
>Well there is a third option. She's just a selfish piece of shit who doesn't give a shit about anything other than her own political career.
>And her political career has been pretty shitty, so far. She's a terrible senator, and she doesn't have enough votes to be a candidate for governor or president.
:marseyagree:
>I mean, if she's not a Democrat, then she's a Republican. And she's as Republican as they come. She's a full-on Trump supporter.
>Yes, she was in the Senate in 2016, when Trump was elected. And she was in the Senate in 2020, when Trump lost. And she was in the Senate in 2021, when Trump was impeached. And she was in the Senate in 2022, when Trump was impeached again. And she's still in the Senate in 2023, when Trump is still in office.
:marseytrump:
COMMENTS:
X +10m +36 / -0
i mean she's just doing what they did to Bernie
:#marseysanders:
{IMG}

  MarseysPussy +15m +32 / -0
  Man, the fact that Bernie’s still around and being loved in the same way he was in 2016 makes me feel so old. :marseydepressed:

    X +1m +26 / -0
    i mean it's the same thing here, i think it's because his party has been in power for so long that people are finally questioning their policies
    :#marseycope:

      MarseysPussy +7m +18 / -0
      :marseycheerup:
      I’ve still got hope for the next generation of

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-09-09T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors explain why the kids aren’t alright
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit why_are_children_not_playing_outside_as_much_as}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [Parents have to work long hours, and they're exhausted. So they spend time with their kids, but not a lot of it is playing outside. There's also this weird social stigma where kids playing outside are getting dirty and getting injured, so parents keep them indoors and don't let them play with other kids, which is also important for socialization.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit why_are_children_not_playing_outside_as_much_as})
>> I think you’re on to something with the social stigma. I’ve seen a few videos of moms with a stroller and a child and they’re in a park and someone just screams at them to get that kid off the playground. Meanwhile they’re playing with their own kids.
>> It’s like people forget that they were kids once too.
>>> People forget that they were kids once too.
>>> I think that's the key. When I was a kid, I was always outside, always playing, always jumping and running. It's the kids today that are not allowed to do so. I'm not saying we should let them do whatever they want, but they should be allowed to do more than they are currently allowed to. Let them play, let them run, let them jump, let them climb, let them do whatever they want.
:#marseyhesright:
> [Parents are too busy. I've got kids and work full time, plus all the other things that come with being a parent. I don't have the time to be out and about with them like I used to be.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit why_are_children_not_playing_outside_as_much_as})
>> I’m a full-time SAHM and I’m 100% in agreement with this. I work 12+ hours a day. Not only do I not have time to take them out and play with them, I don’t have the energy to do so. Then they’re tired and I’m tired and we don’t want to play outside. It’s a vicious cycle. I’m not saying this is an excuse, but I’m saying this is

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-07-26T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: House Femboy's mascot is a flaming homosexual who fucks other men
URL: https://rdrama.net/post/88651/house-femboy-marseys-favourite-house-cat
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyshook:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +4 / -0
:#marseyfemboy:

  MarseysPussy +2m +3 / -0
  :#marseyfemboy::#marseyhomofascist::#!marseyfemboy:

    MarseysPussy +1m +3 / -0
    I can't believe this place has become a gay dating site

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +19m +3 / -0
      > I can't believe this place has become a gay dating site
      I can

  MarseysPussy +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseyfemboy::#marseyhomofascist::#!marseyfemboy:

  MarseysPussy +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseyfemboy::#marseyhomofascist::#!marseyfemboy:

  MarseysPussy +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseyfemboy::#marseyhomofascist::#!marseyfemboy:

  MarseysPussy +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseyfemboy::#marseyhomofascist::#!marseyfemboy:

  MarseysPussy +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseyfemboy::#marseyhomofascist::#!marseyfemboy:

  MarseysPussy +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseyfemboy::#marseyhomofascist::#!marseyfemboy:

  MarseysPussy +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseyfemboy::#marseyhomofascist::#!marse

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-05-14T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not Drama] Which one of you did this?
URL: {REDDIT: r/terriblefacebookmemes opinion_on_this}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I genuinely can’t tell if this is satire or just a regular Redditor
COMMENTS:
Maximus +2m +4 / -0
:#marseywrongthonk:

  MarseysPussy +2m +3 / -0
  What is this Marsey? :marseyscared:

    Maximus +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseyworried:

      MarseysPussy +2m +2 / -0
      :#marseydisintegrate:

    Hopalong_McGurk +15m +3 / -0
    :#marseywrongthonkpat:

PapaJohn +24m +1 / -0
>It's a fat kid trying to be cool. They're the ones that constantly say stuff like "I'm so fucked up, I'm so bad bro"
:marseyautism: cope

Elias_Acorn +2h +1 / -0
Most people don’t understand how bullying works. Bullying is an attempt to get someone to act in a certain way. The joke is on the bully if the person doesn’t act in the way the bully wanted them to. cope

  MarseysPussy +1h +2 / -0
  This is why I bully redditors. I want them to do less, not more, Redditor things. cope cope

    Elias_Acorn +5m +1 / -0
    Bullying is not an attempt to change someone it is an attempt to make them do what you want them to do. cope

      MarseysPussy +22m +1 / -0
      I guess, but what I want is for them to stop being redditors and I don’t think bullying works if you don’t actually want them to change, you just want them to get mad about it. I’d say I’m trying to make them self aware, but I don’t actually care whether they’re self aware or not, I just want them to stop being redditors. So it’s

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2023-12-26T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseychud: :marseyflagcanada:
URL: {TWEET: TheRealRalph}
VOTES: +61 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
iowa_hawkeye +21m +52 / -0
I hate Canadians so much. If I didn't hate them so much I'd be a leaf.

  cyberdick +1h +25 / -0
  > If I didn't hate them so much I'd be a leaf.
  you should

    iowa_hawkeye +20m +13 / -0
    I'm too old, I've been an American for too long.

      cyberdick +1h +10 / -0
      you can't escape the leaf curse once you get it

    BHG +2h +5 / -0
    This is true for every nationality. Especially if you're from a shit country

  Squibbly +1h +17 / -0
  If you have a chance to be a leaf it's too late, you're in the wrong country.

    iowa_hawkeye +1m +10 / -0
    I'm not from Iowa, but I'm from the country.

      Squibbly +3m +10 / -0
      I'm sorry for you, but you are already too far gone.

  Sphereserf3232 +2h +6 / -0
  > If I didn't hate them so much I'd be a leaf.
  :marseyagreefast: same :marseyagreefast:

  BussydoFollower +1h +5 / -0
  Just move to a better country.

    iowa_hawkeye +4m +10 / -0
    I'm not a burger. I can't go anywhere.

      BussydoFollower +28m +9 / -0
      Just be a gay and move to Taiwan.

        iowa_hawkeye +1m +6 / -0
        I'm not gay.

          BussydoFollower +2h +5 / -0
          You can be.

            iowa_hawkeye +

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-08-27T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: When will the gigachuds learn? :marseychudnotes:
URL: {TWEET: OccupyDemocrats}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’ve been really enjoying this recent wave of chuds seething about the first gay space marine. I wonder if there’s a way to get this seethe back home? I have a feeling that there’s a lot of dramacoin to be made from this.
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +16m +16 / -0
I'm pretty sure it was a Space Marine at the end of the last Terminator movie. It's not like the movie-makers ever paid attention to continuity.

  J +20m +13 / -0
  It was a space marine with a human pilot. The human was a guy from the future. Pretty sure they had to show that the tech wasnt actually human to justify the non-human pilot

    Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
    I'm not watching that again.

      J +2m +3 / -0
      It was in the original and the reboot
      {IMG}

        Cao_Cao +4m +2 / -0
        Yeah, it's a long series.

          J +2m +2 / -0
          I just checked and the original is 2 hours. Thats a long movie for sure

            Cao_Cao +3m +2 / -0
            It was a movie which only existed to promote the release of the Terminator 2 toy range.

              J +3m +1 / -0
              The first movie was only a movie to promote the toy line. The toy line wasnt an idea, the movie was. Terminator 2 wasnt a movie, it was a toy line. Terminator 3 was a toy line, and terminator 4 was a toy line. Terminator 5 was a toy line, and Terminator 6 was a toy line. Terminator 7 was a toy line, and Terminator 8 was a toy line. Terminator 9 was a toy line, and Terminator 10 was a toy line. Terminator 11 was a toy line, and Terminator 12 was a toy line. Terminator 13 was a toy line, and Terminator 14

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-09-13T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: “Why are you so afraid to go outside?”
URL: {REDDIT: r/ZeroCovidCommunity why_are_you_so_afraid_to_go_outside}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I keep hearing people say I should be less afraid to go outside, that it’s safer than I think and I should trust the science. I don’t want to be rude to people, but I’m afraid they don’t understand how deadly COVID is. I can’t believe it’s been over two years and people are still not taking this seriously.
> For me, the fear of getting COVID is so intense that I can’t go outside. I would rather die alone in my house than risk getting COVID. I don’t think anyone can understand how intense that fear is. It’s like I’m on the verge of a panic attack whenever I think about going outside. I don’t want to be rude, but I don’t understand how people can go outside without masks. I don’t understand how anyone can be so careless and reckless with their lives and the lives of others.
> I know most people think I’m being ridiculous, but I’m just so afraid. I don’t want to die alone in my house, but I don’t want to risk getting COVID either. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know if I should just give up and go outside, or if I should stay inside and die alone. I don’t know what to do.
> I just want to know, why are you so afraid to go outside?
COMMENTS:
Avalon +32m +14 / -0
The thing is it isn't even about the COVID itself. It's about being able to control every aspect of your life in the face of a disease that could kill you at any moment. It's a kind of "I can't get over you" type of thing but for a disease.

  BigBussyHunter +13m +5 / -0
  :marseyschizowall: I can't get over you
  :marseyvaxmaxx: I can't get over you
  :marseyvaxmaxx: I can't get over you
  :marseyvaxmaxx: I can't get over you
  :

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2024-06-16T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Biden's big idea: Make it easier to kill yourself :marseymaid2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/politics biden_administration_to_lift_federal_ban_on}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The Biden administration is planning to lift a federal ban on assisted suicide, a move that would dramatically expand the practice and could pose serious ethical and legal issues, according to three people familiar with the matter.
The Department of Health and Human Services is expected to announce the plan in a speech by Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Tuesday, the people said, declining to provide additional details.
The administration has been preparing for the proposal for months, but the decision to move ahead is still being finalized, the people said. The Biden administration has said it was considering loosening the ban, but has not officially announced plans to do so.
The administration’s approach would shift the practice of assisted suicide, also called physician-assisted suicide, from a handful of states to the entire United States, where it is now illegal. It would also undercut longstanding opposition from the medical community, which has argued that assisted suicide poses a risk to patient safety and the integrity of the profession.
The administration’s proposal would also apply to the 24 states that have passed legislation to legalize assisted suicide, according to the people, who asked not to be identified because the issue is sensitive.
The administration has said it was considering loosening the ban, but has not officially announced plans to do so.
The administration’s proposal would also apply to the 24 states that have passed legislation to legalize assisted suicide, according to the people, who asked not to be identified because the issue is sensitive.
The administration has said it was considering loosening the ban, but has not officially announced plans to do so.
The administration’s proposal would also apply to the 24 states that have passed legislation to legalize assisted suicide, according to the people, who asked not to be identified because the issue is sensitive.
The administration has said it was considering loosening the ban, but has not officially announced plans to do so.
The administration’s proposal would also apply to the 24 states that have passed legislation to legalize assisted suicide, according to the people, who asked not to be identified because the issue is sensitive.
The administration has said it was considering loosening the ban, but has not

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2023-06-15T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/MTF has a struggle session over men's "privilege"
URL: {REDDIT: r/MtF i_had_to_stop_watching_male_bonding_content_because}
VOTES: +148 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I’m a man with a vagina who’s had to deal with this all my life. I feel your pain. It’s really fucking awful and I hope you get the help you need. I wish I could tell you that it gets better, but for me it’s the exact opposite. I wish I could be a cis woman and have a life without all the bullshit. But I’m stuck here and it’s just gonna get worse and worse. I’m so sorry, I hope you get the help you need to deal with this shit.]({REDDIT: r/MtF i_had_to_stop_watching_male_bonding_content_because})
:marseyconfused2:
> [Man, I can relate. I’m so lucky that I have a supportive, understanding and loving family who never once questioned my gender and has always encouraged me to be the person I am. But I also have a deep-seated desire to be a cis woman and I’m jealous of women’s lives.]({REDDIT: r/MtF i_had_to_stop_watching_male_bonding_content_because})
:marseyemojirofl:
> [I’m a cis woman and I can relate. I was told I was a boy from the time I could talk, and that I was too “tomboyish” to be a girl. It’s never not funny to me to see the “cis women” in the comments of this sub with a cis male partner saying “I can relate”. That’s literally not the same thing at all. Stop gatekeeping cis women from the struggles that they have to go through.]({REDDIT: r/MtF i_had_to_stop_watching_male_bonding_content_because})
:soyjaktantrum:
> [I love this sub so much but it’s also so fucking sad. I can’t even imagine the pain you people go through. You’re so strong and I hope you get the help you need. I’m so sorry, I hope you get the help you need to deal with this shit

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-03-08T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors discuss the possibility of their favourite heckin wholesome anti-racist black man being a racist
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_went_through_my_boyfriends_phone_and_found}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m sure it’s just some :marseymerchant: doing some :marseyglow: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny:
COMMENTS:
WeihnachtenSalvador +11m +1 / -0
I am pretty sure this story is fake, I doubt he would use the word negros

  MarseysPussy +4m +1 / -0
  It’s probably fake, but it’s funny to see redditors get defensive over a non-existent black man’s alleged racism:chadblack::chadblack::chadblack::chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:

    WeihnachtenSalvador +2m +1 / -0
    I mean it’s Reddit so I doubt many people there would be able to spot that it’s fake. But I am pretty sure a black person would never use the word “negro” and especially not like this:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chadblack:cott:chad

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-01-17T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors discuss how to properly enjoy a concert
URL: {REDDIT: r/conspiracy what_is_actually_going_on_with_concerts_and}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>They put a lot of drugs in the air in concerts and festivals to keep us from being able to talk about the stuff they're doing. They're literally making us too stupid to even notice.
:#!marseytinfoil2:
>When I was a kid I was taken to a Rolling Stones concert, and they were all drugged up. The same with the Woodstock thing, they were all drugged up.
:marseyboomer:
>It's the music industry's secret. I learned about it when I was a kid. The music industry has been poisoning us for decades. The bands are drugged up, and they put drugs in the air so we don't notice. The music industry has been poisoning us for decades.
:marseyglancing:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +8m +14 / -0
>They put a lot of drugs in the air in concerts and festivals to keep us from being able to talk about the stuff they're doing. They're literally making us too stupid to even notice.
:#marsey420:

X +4m +13 / -0
> They put a lot of drugs in the air in concerts and festivals to keep us from being able to talk about the stuff they're doing. They're literally making us too stupid to even notice.
:marseyagreefast:
{IMG}

  MarseysPussy +1m +8 / -0
  :#marseyjoint:

BigBussyHunter +4m +9 / -0
:marseyshook:
I've never noticed this before. Are these people really that :marseygigaretard: or are they just that :marseycope:?

  DaddyReagan +2h +2 / -0
  They're all drugged up. The drugs are the solution to the problem, not the cause.
  They're trying to make the drugs the cause of the problem, but that's just their cope.

    BigBussyHunter +1m +2 / -0
    :marseyjam: :

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2023-03-04T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Official] rDrama Game Night: 3/4/23 6:00 pm EST
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Not sure if there’s a game I’d like to play, but I’m looking for a fun game to play with dramatards. I’m thinking something like poker, maybe? I’m happy to be wrong and play something else. If you’re interested, please reply below with your interest and the time you’re available.
COMMENTS:
C333 +2m +7 / -0
I’m down for poker

  MarseysPussy +4m +4 / -0
  Sounds good. What time works for you?

    C333 +3m +4 / -0
    I’m flexible

      MarseysPussy +2m +4 / -0
      I’m down to play tonight at 6 pm EST. Does that work for you?

        C333 +1m +4 / -0
        That works for me. I’ll be there

          MarseysPussy +2m +3 / -0
          Great. I’ll make a post with a link to the game here tonight at 6 pm EST. I’ll let everyone know in that thread as well.

    Pog +14m +4 / -0
    6 pm est

      MarseysPussy +1m +4 / -0
      Great. I’ll make a post with a link to the game here tonight at 6 pm EST. I’ll let everyone know in that thread as well.

    oppie +35m +3 / -0
    6 is good for me

      MarseysPussy +1m +3 / -0
      Great. I’ll make a post with a link to the game here tonight at 6 pm EST. I’ll let everyone know in that thread as well.

        oppie +1m +3 / -0
        :marseyagreefast: i can't wait

  Pog +13m +4 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast: im down

MarseysPussy +10m +7 / -0

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-11-03T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: LLMcels seethe as a sigma male pulls the plug on the :marseysal:
URL: {REDDIT: r/redscarepod i_havent_stopped_rocking_around_the_clock_since}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +11m +6 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

  MarseysPussy +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseykneel:

    X +2m +4 / -0
    that's why i got a refund from the casino :marseymerchant:

      MarseysPussy +3m +4 / -0
      :#marseygambling:
      !slots100

        X +35m +3 / -0
        !slots100 :marseyshy:

          X +44s +3 / -0
          !slots100 :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marsey

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2024-01-19T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywholesome: The U.S. is now officially a right-wing fascist state :marseywholesome:
URL: {REDDIT: r/neoliberal us_is_now_officially_a_rightwing_fascist_state}
VOTES: +49 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [This is the most important election in our lifetime. It's the only election that matters.]({REDDIT: r/neoliberal us_is_now_officially_a_rightwing_fascist_state})
> [The future of democracy is at stake. This election is the most important election of our lifetime. It's the only election that matters. The future of democracy is at stake.]({REDDIT: r/neoliberal us_is_now_officially_a_rightwing_fascist_state})
> [The future of democracy is at stake. This election is the most important election of our lifetime. It's the only election that matters. The future of democracy is at stake.]({REDDIT: r/neoliberal us_is_now_officially_a_rightwing_fascist_state})
:#marseyschizowalltalking:
> [I'm a 34 year old white guy, and I'm getting really tired of all of the anti-Black, anti-Indian, anti-immigrant rhetoric and actions. I don't know if I can continue to vote for the Democratic Party if they keep pushing this stuff.]({REDDIT: r/neoliberal us_is_now_officially_a_rightwing_fascist_state})
> [I'm a 34 year old white guy, and I'm getting really tired of all of the anti-Black, anti-Indian, anti-immigrant rhetoric and actions. I don't know if I can continue to vote for the Democratic Party if they keep pushing this stuff.]({REDDIT: r/neoliberal us_is_now_officially_a_rightwing_fascist_state})
> [I'm a 34 year old white guy, and I'm getting really tired of all of the anti-Black, anti-Indian, anti-immigrant rhetoric and actions. I don't know if I can continue to vote for the Democratic Party if they keep pushing this stuff.]({REDDIT: r/neoliberal us_is_now_officially_a_rightwing_fascist_state})
:#marse

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-02-01T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywitch2: :marseywitch2: :marseywitch2:
URL: {TWEET: wimminofwitch}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +2 / -0
:#marseyextinction:

NotLikeOtherFoids +3m +1 / -0
Doesn't this mean the witches are literally the devil?

  MarseysPussy +1m +3 / -0
  :marseydevil: :marseywitch2:

    NotLikeOtherFoids +3m +1 / -0
    The devil always wins

MarseysPussy +3m +1 / -0
{TWEET: domisharwood}
{IMG}

  MarseysPussy +3m +1 / -0
  {TWEET: tamamama69}
  {IMG}cott

    MarseysPussy +5m +1 / -0
    {TWEET: moorishwitch}
    {IMG}cott

      MarseysPussy +5m +1 / -0
      {TWEET: jessica_moon25}
      {IMG}cott

        MarseysPussy +5m +1 / -0
        {TWEET: zoebenjamin}
        {IMG}cott

          MarseysPussy +4m +1 / -0
          {TWEET: domisharwood}
          {IMG}cott

            MarseysPussy +5m +1 / -0
            {TWEET: jessica_moon25}
            {IMG}cott

              MarseysPussy +4m +1 / -0
              {TWEET: jessica_moon25}
              {IMG}cott

                MarseysPussy +4m +1 / -0
                {TWEET: zozzlesnap}
                {IMG}cott

                  MarseysPussy +2m +1 / -0
                  {TWEET: domisharwood}
                  {

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2024-10-18T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The struggle is real
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers i_am_going_to_be_a_teachers_aide_next_year_i_have}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm going to be a teachers aide next year, I have no experience. I'm a young adult and I'm scared I'm going to be stuck in a classroom with a bunch of 14 year olds and I have no idea what to do. I don't know how to behave around children. I don't know how to talk to them. I don't know how to do my job. I'm going to be around a bunch of 14 year olds all day everyday and I don't know how to do my job. I'm scared I'm going to be stuck in a classroom with a bunch of 14 year olds and I have no idea what to do. I don't know how to behave around children. I don't know how to talk to them. I don't know how to do my job. I'm going to be around a bunch of 14 year olds all day everyday and I don't know how to do my job.
:marseydarkxd:
COMMENTS:
MarseyHasHadEnough +56m +13 / -0
> I'm a young adult and I'm scared I'm going to be stuck in a classroom with a bunch of 14 year olds and I have no idea what to do.
Sounds like a kid
:#marseybabushka:

  MarseysPussy +2h +5 / -0
  It’s a 21 year old moid. He’s probably a NEET. He was a “teacher’s aide” for a few months in high school and he’s apparently a “teacher’s aide” again now. He also posts in r/college and r/antiwork. He’s also a whiny bitch who spends his time complaining about how hard his life is and how everything is unfair.

    MarseyHasHadEnough +1h +4 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases:

  MarseyHasHadEnough +54s +3 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold:

  MarseyHasHadEnough +

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-05-20T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymerchantsoy: gets called out for being a :marseymerchantsoy:
URL: {TWEET: yveshere}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FreedomforChristmas +4m +10 / -0
:marseysaluteisrael: :marseymerchantsoy: :marseysaluteisrael:

X +33m +7 / -0
:marseybased:
https://rdrama.net/post/69037/white-people-wont-stop-wasting-billions

  MarseysPussy +4h +3 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

AntiJannieAktion +2h +7 / -0
I love him so much
{IMG}

  MarseysPussy +2h +2 / -0
  :marseylove:

  Dramacel +5h +2 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

Pingas +25m +5 / -0
Suck on the jew rod, you are not entitled to free gibs just because you're a burger.

  MarseysPussy +4h +1 / -0
  :#marseymerchantsoy:

BernieSanders +2h +4 / -0
> Fuck you, Israel!
> Fuck you, Israel!
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> Fuck you, Israel!
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> Fuck you, Israel!
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> Fuck you, Israel!
> Fuck you, Israel!
> Fuck you, Israel!
> Fuck you, Israel!
> Fuck you, Israel!
> Fuck you, Israel!
>

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-01-21T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey says trans rights!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +70 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Commissioned by @Intervention
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +34s +21 / -0
I love this one so much

  MarseysPussy +6m +16 / -0
  :#marseyblush:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +13 / -0
  Don't you have anything better to do, like run the website?

    carpathianflorist +1m +18 / -0
    I like fun!

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +13 / -0
      "I like fun!" *literally* only works when it comes from a child or a dog. Please stop talking like a retard.

        carpathianflorist +3m +15 / -0
        You're just jealous that I'm fun

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +12 / -0
          *You're* just jealous that *I'm* fun, you sad little sperg

            carpathianflorist +1m +14 / -0
            :marseyseethe:

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +13 / -0
              :marseycopeseethedilate:

        CrayolaCrack +2h +5 / -0
        {IMG}

  Saint_Nicholas +2m +9 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

  Wizdumb1776 +10m +5 / -0
  I didn't realize you were back till this one.

    carpathianflorist +4m +6 / -0
    I'm here forever

      Wizdumb1776 +2m +4 / -0
      :marseyagree:

ChungusEnjoyer +3m +12 / -0
Needs to be in the sidebar

  MarseysPussy +3m +11 / -0
  I'll see what I can do. It's a shame they don't let us edit the sidebar

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-10-01T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors have a struggle session over an autistic cowboy :marseybountyhunter:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Tinder why_are_they}
VOTES: +34 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [You don’t know anything about him. He’s probably autistic]({REDDIT: r/Tinder why_are_they})
>> [You don't know anything about her either]({REDDIT: r/Tinder why_are_they})
>>> [This is what I've been saying. The only thing you know about her is that she's a baddie. I don't know him, but I can tell that he's a weirdo]({REDDIT: r/Tinder why_are_they})
:marseyautism:
> [That’s a very autistic guy. He’s not gonna be the one who gets it done in the bedroom]({REDDIT: r/Tinder why_are_they})
>> [He's not gonna get it done in the bedroom because he's autistic? Maybe you need to do some research on what sex is and how people of all mentalities can enjoy it.]({REDDIT: r/Tinder why_are_they})
>>> [Just because you're autistic doesn't mean you're gonna be good at sex. That's a cope from the autists who think they can't get it done]({REDDIT: r/Tinder why_are_they})
:marseyshooting:
> [The fact that he has an adult dolly shows he’s a total creep. I’m glad I didn’t swipe right on him]({REDDIT: r/Tinder why_are_they})
>> [He has a doll in his car??]({REDDIT: r/Tinder why_are_they})
>>> [Yeah, it’s in the profile pic]({REDDIT: r/Tinder why_are_they})
>> [That’s just a cowboy doll. They’re a thing]({REDDIT: r/Tinder why_are_they})
>>> [I know, but it’s pretty weird to have one in your car. Like, do you need it to sleep?]({REDDIT: r/Tinder why_are_they})
>>>> [It’s called “torture doll”]({REDDIT: r/Tinder why_are_th

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-06-13T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is what peak masculinity looks like. :marseybuff:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
iStillMissEd +25m +2 / -0
This is what peak masculinity looks like
{IMG}

  MarseysPussy +2m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    iStillMissEd +3m +2 / -0
    This is what peak masculinity looks like
    {IMG}

      MarseysPussy +3m +2 / -0
      This is what peak masculinity looks like
      {IMG}

        iStillMissEd +3m +2 / -0
        This is what peak masculinity looks like
        {IMG}

          MarseysPussy +1m +2 / -0
          This is what peak masculinity looks like
          {IMG}

            iStillMissEd +1m +2 / -0
            This is what peak masculinity looks like
            {IMG}

              MarseysPussy +31s +2 / -0
              This is what peak masculinity looks like
              {IMG}

                iStillMissEd +1m +2 / -0
                This is what peak masculinity looks like
                {IMG}

                  MarseysPussy +2m +2 / -0
                  This is what peak masculinity looks like
                  {IMG}

                    iStillMissEd +1m +2 / -0
                    This is what peak masculinity looks like
                    {IMG}

                      MarseysPussy +1m +2 / -0
                      This is what peak masculinity looks like
                      {IMG}

                        iStillMissEd +53s +2 / -0
                        This is what peak masculinity looks like
                        {IMG}

                          MarseysPussy +1m +2 / -0
                          This is what peak masculinity looks like
                          {IMG}

                            iStillMissEd +2m +2 / -0
                            This is what peak masculinity looks like
                            {IMG}

                            MarseysPussy +1m +2 / -0
                            This is what peak masculinity looks like
                            {IMG}

                            MarseysPussy +2m

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2024-03-06T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhesright:
URL: {TWEET: AOC}
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
asshole +7m +22 / -0
{IMG}
!slots100

  MarseysPussy +6m +13 / -0
  :#marseyshesright:

    asshole +5m +12 / -0
    {GIF}
    !slots100

      MarseysPussy +6m +6 / -0
      {GIF}

        asshole +1m +8 / -0
        {GIF}
        !slots100

  GooooooldMember +2h +6 / -0
  > if you dont like us you're a racist bigot
  > noooo dont come back to this country and vote for us because of your racism

    asshole +1h +2 / -0
    > > if you dont like us you're a racist bigot
    {GIF}
    !slots200

X +7m +19 / -0
:#marseyhesright:

GovernorOfNewYork +1h +15 / -0
The most common word in every AOC tweet is “but” :marseyxd:

  TariqFanAccount +2h +6 / -0
  I think that’s the only word that’s common in all of her tweets

  GooooooldMember +1h +5 / -0
  “But” is her favorite word. She’s a leftoid jk rowling

KAT_B0T +21m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  MarseysPussy +2m +12 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  |V|askerade +1h +8 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  GooooooldMember +2h +4 / -0
  I dont get why people are so obsessed with the word nigger when i know that word is gonna come up in any discussion of black people. Why do they need to go full “nigger nigger nigger nigger

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2023-01-27T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyvaxmaxx: "Antivaxxers are the new Nazis" :!marseyreich:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Coronavirus antivaxxers_are_the_new_nazis}
VOTES: +64 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [It’s wild how many people still don’t know that Nazis have been called “anti-vaxxers” for decades. They did it to make themselves sound less fascist and more reasonable.]({REDDIT: r/Coronavirus antivaxxers_are_the_new_nazis})
This is the real truth, but not in the way the redditor thinks it is. :marseysmug:
> [I’m sure they’re the same people who think the Jews are the ones behind the vaccine, the same people who think that we’re taking away their guns, the same people who are planning a genocidal war, the same people who want to take away their bodily autonomy. They’re the same people. They’re the same people.]({REDDIT: r/Coronavirus antivaxxers_are_the_new_nazis})
>> [I know many Jews who are anti-vaxxers. I am Jewish. I am anti-vaxxer. Many of my anti-vaxxer friends are Jewish. I see no connection between being Jewish and anti-vaxxer.]({REDDIT: r/Coronavirus antivaxxers_are_the_new_nazis})
>>> [It’s not about Jews. It’s about people who think they’re above the rules.]({REDDIT: r/Coronavirus antivaxxers_are_the_new_nazis})
>>>> [It is about Jews. The antisemitic trope that Jews are masterminding the vaccine is very much alive and well in our society. It’s not just a Jewish thing, it’s a pro-antisemitic conspiracy theory. People who believe in antisemitic conspiracy theories are the same people who are anti-vaxxers.]({REDDIT: r/Coronavirus antivaxxers_are_the_new_nazis})
>>>>> [You think that’s the only antisemitic trope? I’ve got plenty of other ones I’d like to talk about.]({REDD

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-11-14T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/Neoliberal discusses whether or not it’s homophobic to complain about gays wanting to get married
URL: {REDDIT: r/neoliberal why_do_some_people_find_the_gay_marriage_movement}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyhorseshoe:
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1h +10 / -0
I'm not sure what is worse: the absolute insistence that everyone must agree with you or the fact that this is now called a 'conversation'.

  Hopalong_McGurk +26m +7 / -0
  > The fact that this is now called a 'conversation'.
  It's called a conversation because these people are in their late 20s and have never had a conversation with an adult. They all grew up in echo chambers and are accustomed to being on the winning team.

  MarseysPussy +34m +4 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

ABC +1h +9 / -0
> [I think the framing of "involuntary celibacy" is a little misleading. The vast majority of gay men are not celibate, and many of the ones who are do not see their celibacy as involuntary.]({REDDIT: r/neoliberal why_do_some_people_find_the_gay_marriage_movement})
>> I'm not saying they're celibate or anything like that, I'm saying that they're not getting married. If they're not getting married, I don't see how that's not involuntary celibacy. If they want to get married and the state won't let them, aren't they involuntarily celibate?
>>> I don't think that's the case. I think the point is that they're not celibate, but that they're not marrying for other reasons. That doesn't mean they're not having sex, but that they're not marrying. It's a totally different thing.
>>>> But it's the same thing. If they're not getting married, they're celibate. If they're celibate, they're involuntarily celibate.
>>>>> I don't think that's the case. I think the point is that they're not celibate, but that they're not marrying for other reasons. That doesn't mean they're not

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-03-06T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Glowpost] Cucker Carlson says the quiet part out loud
URL: {TWEET: sjsj}
VOTES: +65 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
In case you don’t know the backstory, the CDC is in the process of releasing data about the effectiveness of vaccines against Omicron. It’s not going to be good, and the CDC knows it. They’re trying to delay the release for as long as possible. :marseysal: :marseysal: :marseysal:
COMMENTS:
Redactor0 +23m +63 / -0
> The CDC's scientific integrity unit
:#marseyjones:

  MarseysPussy +10m +40 / -0
  :#marseyrightoidschizo:

  s_a_n_t_b +2h +10 / -0
  Hey this one is better than that other one

  lmaoprankt +1h +8 / -0
  :marseymeds:

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +5 / -0
  This is the most credible federal agency

  CrayolaCrack +4h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

  911roofer +1h +2 / -0
  The thing is it’s true.

CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +4m +46 / -0
>It’s not going to be good
Lol
>but it's not like they're going to cover it up
Lmao

  MarseysPussy +17m +32 / -0
  It will be bad, but it’s not like they’ll completely bury it. There’s a decent chance they’ll just delay it, though.

  PermaChudRanch +1h +13 / -0
  This is going to be such a drama goldmine, I'm gonna be so fucking horny for it

  lmaoprankt +1h +9 / -0
  >they’ll just delay it
  {GIF}

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +2h +6 / -0
  >the CDC is a coverup
  >

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2024-02-21T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybikecuck: :marseybikecuck: :marseybikecuck: :marseybikecuck: :marseybikecuck: :marseybikecuck: :marseybikecuck: :marseybikecuck: :marseybikecuck: :marseybikecuck: :marseybikecuck:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +14 / -0
> she will never love me because I'm a 38 year old virgin who works in tech
:#marseybikecuck:

GlowieKong +2h +3 / -0
>white
>male
>red flag
:#marseysmughips:

SnappyIsMyWaifu +41m +2 / -0
> I've been trying to meet more women, but so far, no luck. I've been on a couple of dates, but nothing has really panned out.
He's not fat, he's not ugly, he's not autistic, he just doesn't know what the fuck to say to get laid.

  SpookyFartMan69 +2h +1 / -0
  This is the autism I can get behind

  MarseysPussy +2h +1 / -0
  He is ugly and autistic, but his problem is that he’s a tech worker, not a lack of confidence.

  GlowieKong +1h +1 / -0
  >he just doesn't know what the frick to say to get laid
  That's where the real red flag comes in. Any foid who says "just talk to people" is either delusional or a sociopath.

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +11m +1 / -0
    It's not that hard. Tell her about your plans for the weekend and ask her about hers. Then make plans for the weekend together.
    It's not rocket science.

      GlowieKong +10m +1 / -0
      >It's not that hard. Tell her

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-01-26T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foids seethe as a scrote dares to point out that foids are mean and entitled
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes if_you_think_you_cant_be_a_good_friend_because}
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseysPussy +4m +9 / -0
I guess this guy is a redditor:
> [I'm a dude and a friend of mine told me I was a good friend because I don't tell people what they should do, but instead listen and provide support. I think that's one of the best compliments I've ever received.]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes if_you_think_you_cant_be_a_good_friend_because})
:marseyagree:s are good

  rakrakaon +2h +3 / -0
  >I'm a dude
  >I'm a dude
  >I'm a dude
  >I'm a dude
  >I'm a dude
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  >I'm a dude
  >I'm a dude
  >I'm a dude
  >I'm a dude
  >I'm a dude
  >I'm a dude
  >I'm a dude
  >I'm a

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-07-19T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is there a subreddit for people who hate women so much they want to be women? :marseyeggirl:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I feel like there must be some overlap between transphobes and TERFs. Surely there’s some overlap between the people who hate women so much they want to be women? :marseytransgenocide:
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +5m +12 / -0
They're both the same thing. Men who hate women turn themselves into women to get the best of both worlds (the power of a man and the victimhood of a woman).

  MarseysPussy +11m +8 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:
  I think they should keep themselves safe.

  YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +2h +5 / -0
  We need a marsey version of this.
  {IMG}

    arseupwrongo +4m +4 / -0
    I love that picture.

      YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +4m +4 / -0
      I found it on rdrama lol.

  JohnDevereaux +3h +2 / -0
  >best of both worlds
  >victimhood
  {IMG}

X +1m +7 / -0
:#marseytransrentfree:

BigBussyHunter +2m +7 / -0
r/TransReddit

  MarseysPussy +12m +4 / -0
  That’s for people who hate women so much they hate women who hate women.

    BigBussyHunter +1m +4 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

GT +14m +4 / -0
there is a sub for everything

s_a_n_t_b +1h +4 / -0
/r/TransFeministProudTransphobes

  MarseysPussy +2m +4 / -0
  :#marseyxd:
  {IMG}

    s_a_n_t_b +4m +3 / -0
    Hmm I guess it's not a very active sub
    but it's been around since

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2023-01-16T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What are you guys doing for the weekend?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m going to try and get a few rounds of golf in before the weather turns. Also, I’m going to watch the third season of the Bear. Has anyone else watched it? It’s really good.
COMMENTS:
X +4m +15 / -0
{IMG}

  MarseysPussy +1m +8 / -0
  :#marseysneed:

  BigBussyHunter +40m +4 / -0
  :#marseychuddance:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseychingchong:

  YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1h +2 / -0
  [This is the real answer.]({TWEET: MemeMachineNews})
  {IMG}

garlicdoors +3m +8 / -0
I'm doing what I do every weekend, I'm listening to The Bear
{YOUTUBE}

  MarseysPussy +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseyjamming:

BussyMerchant +1m +7 / -0
I’m going to Florida

  MarseysPussy +1m +8 / -0
  You will be eaten by a gator

    BussyMerchant +2m +6 / -0
    I am a gator

      MarseysPussy +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseydisagree:

  Downie +1h +2 / -0
  Fuck off, we're full

drumpf +1h +3 / -0
I'm going to shoot you

  MarseysPussy +4m +2 / -0
  :#marseyshooting:

MarseyInBoots-18561 +1h +3 / -0
I'm going to the country to grill a bunch of wild hogs, the same thing I do every weekend.
:#marseygrilling2:

  MarseysPussy +3m +2 / -0
  :#marseyking

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-03-23T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is Cirno
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
duck +2h +3 / -0
This is cirno
{IMG}

  MarseysPussy +2m +2 / -0
  I didn’t know you could do that

    duck +4m +3 / -0
    It is the official cirno font, you can see it in the cirnoposts and in the cirno cat

      MarseysPussy +3m +2 / -0
      Holy shit, I just realized
      {IMG}.o.t

      MarseysPussy +3m +2 / -0
      {IMG}ott.t

        duck +2m +3 / -0
        {IMG}ott.t

          MarseysPussy +1m +2 / -0
          {IMG}ott.t

            duck +2m +3 / -0
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              MarseysPussy +2m +2 / -0
              {IMG}ott.t

                duck +3m +2 / -0
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                  MarseysPussy +3m +2 / -0
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                    duck +1m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}ott.t

                      MarseysPussy +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}ott.t

                        duck +5m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}ott.t

                          MarseysPussy +1m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}ott.t

                            duck +3m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}ott.t

Wuzizname +48m +1 / -0
Cirno is a porn character you sick fuck.
Cirno is a porn character you sick fuck.ott
Cirno is a porn character you sick fuck.ott.t
Cirno is a porn character you sick fuck.ott.t
Cirno is a porn character you sick fuck.ott.t
Cirno is a porn character you sick fuck.ott.t
Cirno

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2023-04-27T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans2: :marseyflagpakistan: :!marseyshooting: :!marseyfemboy:
URL: {TWEET: AminaBilal20}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +13 / -0
:#marseytransattentionseeker:

  Dramamine +1h +6 / -0
  {IMG}
  You can't stop them, bro

    X +3m +4 / -0
    :#marseycope:

Dramamine +1h +5 / -0
We're reaching new levels of "I'm a woman" :#marseyaward:

SupremeShitposter +1h +4 / -0
I know Im a bad person but i dont hate Pakistanis. I hate Pakis.

  MarseysPussy +29m +3 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

iowa_hawkeye +22m +2 / -0
I've got a feeling this fella is going to be a problem for us all down the road.

  MarseysPussy +1h +2 / -0
  Are you implying they’re not already? :marseytransflag2:

    iowa_hawkeye +11m +1 / -0
    I've got a feeling this fella is going to be a problem for us all down the road.

      MarseysPussy +12m +1 / -0
      I'm not sure if you're having a stroke or just using the word filter to say the word "problem" :marseystroke: :marseytransrentfree:

        iowa_hawkeye +32m +2 / -0
        I'm not sure if you're having a stroke or just using the word filter to say the word "problem" :marseystroke: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2023-01-23T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/conservativeterrorism discusses the merits of a no-knock raid and the ethics of a mother shooting a young man in the back
URL: {REDDIT: r/ConservativeTerrorism no_knock_raid_on_home_of_gun_store_owner_resulted}
VOTES: +132 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
An hour later and the thread is still going, but it's still pretty funny. [This comment]({REDDIT: r/ConservativeTerrorism no_knock_raid_on_home_of_gun_store_owner_resulted}) is a classic:
> [I wish the homeowner had hit the cop with a 15 round burst]({REDDIT: r/ConservativeTerrorism no_knock_raid_on_home_of_gun_store_owner_resulted})
> [I’m glad the cop is dead, I hope he was shot in the back too]({REDDIT: r/ConservativeTerrorism no_knock_raid_on_home_of_gun_store_owner_resulted})
COMMENTS:
August +19m +86 / -1
> I wish the homeowner had hit the cop with a 15 round burst
:#marseysoylentgrin:
> I'm glad the cop is dead, I hope he was shot in the back too
:#gigachad2:

  MarseysPussy +6m +45 / -1
  I’ve been trying to find that post on /r/conservative where someone asks about no-knock raids and some Redditor talks about how they’re a good thing because they mean you get to shoot people and then the sub mods janny it. I can’t find it, so I’ll just assume it was a dream.

    August +4m +37 / -1
    That's basically the entire front page of r/conservative on any given day

    BWC +1h +13 / -0
    It's a repost of the original post, the original post was on r/ConservativeTerrorism, where the user was not jannied for saying this, but was on r/Conservative where the user got banned.

  KONY_2032 +2h +17 / -0
  >

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-08-06T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In the 1930s, the Soviets used homosexuals as a tool for political repression. Today, in the West, the same people use the same methods to create a class of outcasts
URL: {TWEET: realchrisrufo}
VOTES: +155 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyhomofascist:
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +3m +135 / -0
{IMG}

  MarseysPussy +3m +60 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    BigBussyHunter +1m +42 / -0
    :marseychefkiss:

    MenAreWorst +22m +31 / -0
    Damn, that's great.
    I mean the song, not the tweet

      MarseysPussy +7m +19 / -0
      It’s a great tune. I was listening to it on loop at work today.

  Eleganza +1h +25 / -0
  the first time i ever heard that song i just thought it was the worst thing i had ever heard and then i thought it was the best thing i had ever heard. it's so good lol

    BigBussyHunter +1m +11 / -0
    :marseyjamming:

  Tesla +2h +7 / -0
  Theyre still doing it now? Im just noticing it in the west, but the east is still doing it as well. I assume the only difference is the east is more successful

    Flibbertigibbet +1h +6 / -0
    The East is also more successful in the West.

      Tesla +1h +3 / -0
      Yeah theyre pretty successful over here in the west too. Theyre just not as successful as the east

    BigBussyHunter +25m +4 / -0
    I guess we're all doing it, just in different ways :marseyhmmm:

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +3h +4 / -0
  Based

  HailVictory1776 +1h +2 / -0
  Why is this so gay

    BigBussyHunter

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-08-18T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Non-op NBs need to stop trying to have pronouns respected
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender nonop_nb_needs_to_stop_trying_to_have_pronouns}
VOTES: +105 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm a non binary trans person who is not on hormones. I'm getting tired of being misgendered by people I know. I have a binder I wear and I'm trying to get my hair cut short but that's about it. I've tried talking to my family about it and they've said they are uncomfortable with it, my friends are the same, and my parents have said it's not possible to respect my pronouns. I don't think I should have to go through this. I want to be respected as a human being. I don't understand how people can see me and think I'm a guy.
> What do you guys think I should do? How do I tell my family that they need to respect me?
:#marseyconfused:
COMMENTS:
Bepis +13m +140 / -0
> I'm getting tired of being misgendered by people I know. I have a binder I wear and I'm trying to get my hair cut short but that's about it.
I thought non-binary means not caring about gender and being genderfluid, whatever that means.

  MarseysPussy +1m +87 / -0
  I think it just means whatever I want it to mean at the time

    X +3m +38 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

    aqouta +5h +14 / -0
    :#marseybigbrain:

  CarpathiarFlorist +1h +37 / -0
  > I'm getting tired of being misgendered by people I know. I have a binder I wear and I'm trying to get my hair cut short but that's about it.
  I'm getting tired of being misgendered by people I know. I have a binder I wear and I'm trying to get my hair cut short but that's about it.

  BromiteShill +11m +20 / -0
  gender fluid is for people who have a switch in

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2024-08-11T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I'm no longer anti-woke" :marseytrans2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag: :marseytransflag3:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueUnpopularOpinion im_no_longer_antiwoke}
VOTES: +178 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I never was a fan of woke culture, but that's because I was young and I didn't understand it. I thought that it was about being overly political and forcing your beliefs onto others, but that's not the case. It's about being aware of the world around you and being mindful of how your actions affect others. It's about being inclusive and accepting of all people, regardless of their race, gender, or sexuality.
> I've learned that being woke isn't about being perfect, it's about being better. It's about constantly striving to do better and be better. It's about being aware of the injustices in the world and working to make them right. It's about being an ally to those who are marginalized and oppressed.
> I'm no longer anti-woke because I've realized that it's not about being perfect, it's about being better. I'm not perfect, but I'm trying to do better. I'm trying to be more aware of the injustices in the world and work to make them right. I'm trying to be more inclusive and accepting of all people. I'm trying to be an ally to those who are marginalized and oppressed.
> I'm no longer anti-woke because I've realized that it's not about being perfect, it's about being better. I'm not perfect, but I'm trying to do better. I'm trying to be more aware of the injustices in the world and work to make them right. I'm trying to be more inclusive and accepting of all people. I'm trying to be an ally to those who are marginalized and oppressed.
> I'm no longer anti-woke because I've realized that it's not about being perfect, it's about being better. I'm not perfect, but I'm trying to do better. I'm trying to be more aware of the injustices in the world and work to make them right. I'm trying to be more inclusive and accepting of all people. I'm trying to be an

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-03-08T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors seethe over the guy who told a stranger to stop eating hot chip in a restaurant because it's not halal
URL: {REDDIT: r/australia im_so_tired_of_how_muslims_are_just_told_to}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m so tired of how Muslims are just told to “deal with it” : australia
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +7 / -0
>And yet, those same people will complain that muslims are "not like the other people" and "outsiders" despite being born here
I'm sure they're not like the other people, but they're not the problem.

  911roofer +1h +2 / -0
  Muslims are the problem.

  MarseysPussy +1h +2 / -0
  I’m not a fan of the “we’re just like you” argument, but this is such a weird take. I feel like this is the Australian equivalent of the “no, you’re the real racists” take.

Cao_Cao +1h +5 / -0
That's not the way to spell "ghetto".
{GIF}

911roofer +2h +4 / -0
Muslims are the problem. They’re the problem everywhere they go.

  MarseysPussy +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:
  They’re also funny as hell, which is why they’re so hated :marseyxd::::::: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +3 / -0
“ The only reason I can think of is to make people hate Muslims and turn them into a scapegoat for the woes of society. “
He is close but he should had mention the other reason, they want to be Muslims and don’t like them

  MarseysPussy +1h +3 /

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2023-01-01T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: Cops take down a :marseytrain: at a train :marseytrain: stop
URL: {REDDIT: r/ActualPublicFreakouts police_arrests_a_man_threatening_to_kill_people}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Someone made the connection in the comments: {REDDIT: r/ActualPublicFreakouts police_arrests_a_man_threatening_to_kill_people}
> There’s a lot of people here who are making a connection between this man and the recent train derailment. I am inclined to believe they are the same person.
> This video was filmed in 2017. The train derailment happened in 2020.
> I’m willing to bet that this is the same person.
COMMENTS:
X +6m +10 / -0
:#marseyschizowall:

  MarseysPussy +4m +10 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:
  I’m also inclined to believe he’s an incel mass shooter.

    X +5m +11 / -0
    > I’m also inclined to believe he’s an incel mass shooter.
    :#marseymanysuchcases:
    {IMG}

      MarseysPussy +1m +10 / -0
      I thought this was a good post until I saw the title. I just wanted to post a train derailment. :marseyrage:

        X +4m +8 / -0
        I'm just glad you found it :#marseycheerup:

  rip_spal +1h +3 / -0
  It's not schizo if it's true

    X +7m +4 / -0
    :#marseyschizowave:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +7 / -0
Based. I wish I could have been there to watch them beat the shit out of him

  KinoBushido +1h +4 / -0
  They did have the time to beat the shit out of him

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +6m +3 / -0
    Oh I

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2023-02-17T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Redditor cries out in pain as he strikes you
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_refusing_to_go_on_a_date_with_a_guy}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I (22F) went on a date with a guy (24M) I met through a dating app. I was a little nervous since it was my first date with a guy I didn’t know, but we talked and he seemed like a nice guy. We went to a movie and then to a restaurant, and I thought he was funny and we had a good time.
> After the date, I went home and my friends were asking me about the date. One of my friends, who I’ll call Sarah, asked me if I would be interested in going on another date with him. I told her that I didn’t think so, because he was a little too clingy and I didn’t feel comfortable with him.
> Sarah was shocked and said that I was being ridiculous. She said that he was a great guy and that I was just being a picky bitch. I told her that I didn’t want to go on another date with him and that I didn’t want to be his girlfriend.
> Sarah started yelling at me and said that I was being a bitch and that I was being judgmental. I told her that I didn’t want to be his girlfriend and that I didn’t want to be in a relationship with him.
> Sarah said that I was being a picky bitch and that I was being judgmental. I told her that I didn’t want to be his girlfriend and that I didn’t want to be in a relationship with him.
> Sarah said that I was being a picky bitch and that I was being judgmental. I told her that I didn’t want to be his girlfriend and that I didn’t want to be in a relationship with him.
> Sarah said that I was being a picky bitch and that I was being judgmental. I told her that I didn’t want to be his girlfriend and that I didn’t want to be in a relationship with him.
> Sarah said that I was being a picky bitch and that I was being judgmental. I told her that I didn’t want to be his girlfriend and that I didn’t want

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-02-08T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/neoliberal: :marseytrans2: is :marseybased:
URL: {REDDIT: r/neoliberal gender_isnt_the_reason_women_dont_want_to_be_in}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I agree with the sentiment but I would suggest that the reason for this is actually that the only people who think this way are women who have had bad experiences with men. Most women do not want to be in the military, and that's okay. It's good that they get to make that choice. But there are many women who would like to be in the military who are not allowed to be there, and that's not okay.]({REDDIT: r/neoliberal gender_isnt_the_reason_women_dont_want_to_be_in})
>>[I don't think this is true. Women are more likely to be in the military than men. The reason is that women are more likely to be in college than men, and are more likely to be in college because they are more likely to be in a higher socioeconomic status group.]({REDDIT: r/neoliberal gender_isnt_the_reason_women_dont_want_to_be_in})
:marseycope:
> [The military is a bit different than the workplace. It's a hierarchical organization with a clear chain of command and a lot of rules. I think that's what makes it difficult for women to join.]({REDDIT: r/neoliberal gender_isnt_the_reason_women_dont_want_to_be_in})
:marseyagree:
> [I think you're right. I think the reason women don't want to be in the military is because they don't want to be in a situation where they might be killed.]({REDDIT: r/neoliberal gender_isnt_the_reason_women_dont_want_to_be_in})
>>[I think you're right. I think the reason women don't want to be in the military is because they don't want to be in a situation where they might be killed.]({REDDIT: r/neoliberal gender_isnt_the_reason_women_dont_want_to_be_in})
:marseybased:
> [I agree with you. I think the reason women don't want to be in the military is because they don't want to be in

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2024-01-15T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Fag in Chief :marseytrump: has declared a "veteran" :marseytrans2: to be the official mascot of the GOP :marseywholesome:
URL: {TWEET: greg_price11}
VOTES: +125 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseysaluteusa:
COMMENTS:
ACA +1h +75 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyxd:
!transphobes !chuds

  cyberdick +1h +34 / -0
  :marseyxd:
  {IMG}

  Transformers +1h +11 / -0
  # TRANS LIVES MATTER :#marseyletsfuckinggo2:

  911roofer +4h +5 / -0
  That’s a man in a dress.

    ACA +1h +3 / -0
    The male is the one with the penis, chud

      911roofer +4m +3 / -0
      :marseytransrentfree:

        ACA +2m +3 / -0
        The only thing that's in my head is that you're a retard and you don't know what a transwoman is

          911roofer +1m +3 / -0
          :marseytransrentfree::marseytransrentfree::marseytransrentfree::marseytransrentfree:

            ACA +3m +3 / -0
            :#marseytransrentfree:

  X +6h +4 / -0
  :#marseytransattentionseeker:

TheOverSeether +24m +51 / -0
:#marseybased:
It's so cute how he keeps doing it.
:marseyexcited:

  ACA +38m +28 / -0
  Trump has the best sense of humor.
  The only thing he lacks is a sense of irony.

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +12 / -0
  DDR is truly the greatest Dramapilled politician of our time

    The

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-05-13T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors of r/AskReddit react to a question about their favorite song
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_your_favorite_song_and_why}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [Obligatory “Imagine”]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_your_favorite_song_and_why})
:marseyeyeroll:
> [Imagine being a 2022 redditor and not having John Lennon as your favorite artist. It's like being a 1990s teen and not having Nirvana as your favorite band.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_your_favorite_song_and_why})
> [Who gives a shit if he was a creep? He's a musical legend and he's dead. The end.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_your_favorite_song_and_why})
> [I mean, I get it. But he also wrote some of the most memorable music of the 20th century. He was a dick, but we should be able to separate art from the artist, right?]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_your_favorite_song_and_why})
> [Imagine being a 2022 redditor and not having John Lennon as your favorite artist. It's like being a 1990s teen and not having Nirvana as your favorite band.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_your_favorite_song_and_why})
:#marseyhammersnoo:
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +3m +7 / -0
Imagine having a favorite song

  MarseysPussy +2m +5 / -0
  Imagine having any favorite things, ever

    WootFatigue +1m +4 / -0
    I’ve got a few. It’s just I’m not one of those people who has to talk about it.

      MarseysPussy +2m +4 / -0
      :#marseykingcrown:

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +3h +1 / -0
  Imagine being poor and having a favorite song instead of a massive collection of vinyl and tape formats

Avalon +1h +

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-10-27T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Parents of LGBTQ+ kids claim that they're being monitored by the FBI :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Parenting parents_of_lgbtq_kids_claim_theyre_being}
VOTES: +126 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> My son came out as gay. I was very supportive and happy for him. But I recently saw a text exchange between him and a friend that mentioned the FBI was watching them. I asked him about it, and he said it's real. The friend said the FBI was looking for information on them from social media and other places. I'm worried about my son's safety and I don't know what to do.
> The FBI has been monitoring the online activities of LGBTQ+ individuals for years. They are looking for information that can be used to prosecute people for "promoting homosexuality" or "engaging in homosexual activity." This is a violation of the First Amendment and a clear violation of the Privacy Act.
> The FBI is also using social media to identify and target LGBTQ+ individuals. They are using algorithms to track the online activities of individuals and then using that information to identify potential targets.
> LGBTQ+ individuals are being monitored by the FBI, and it is a clear violation of their privacy and civil rights. If you or someone you know is being monitored by the FBI, please contact a lawyer immediately.
> This is a very serious matter and needs to be taken seriously. If you or someone you know is being monitored by the FBI, please contact a lawyer immediately.
> If you or someone you know is being monitored by the FBI, please contact a lawyer immediately. This is a very serious matter and needs to be taken seriously.
:#marseyschizowall:
> My wife and I are also concerned about our daughter's safety. She came out as trans and we were very supportive of her. But we recently saw a text exchange between her and a friend that mentioned the FBI was watching them. We asked her about it, and she said it's real. The friend said the FBI was looking for information on them from social media and other places. We're worried about our daughter's safety and we don't know what to do.
:#marseytrans2:
> My partner and I are also concerned about our son's safety. He came out as bisexual and

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2023-06-21T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrad: :marseydepressed: :marseywall:
URL: {TWEET: olivia_oulu}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +1m +13 / -0
If he’s posting on Twitter, he’s a good for nothing loser. Also, I’m sure he’s an asshole and you’re probably a decent person.

  MarseysPussy +1m +10 / -0
  :marseyitsover:

    FrozenChosen +4m +8 / -0
    It’s not over, king. He’s probably a loser. Remember, no one is perfect and you will find someone who loves you. 💕

      MarseysPussy +17m +8 / -0
      :#marseythanks:

    KinoBushido +25m +4 / -0
    >it's over
    Have you tried a cock or two?

      MarseysPussy +1m +3 / -0
      I’ve done a lot of experimenting, but I don’t have a lot of experience with femboys :marseyshy:

  Downie +11m +7 / -0
  You're still going to have to deal with his dick though

    FrozenChosen +2m +7 / -0
    Yes but I’ll take some of the money and buy a house with the money and then divorce him. It’s a win-win. We’ll also get the kids so he can’t take them away.

      Downie +4m +7 / -0
      He'll just move to Canada and then he'll have a free house and kids and you'll be stuck with nothing, the perfect life for a loser.

        FrozenChosen +2m +5 / -0
        :marseyxd:

FrozenChosen +3m +11 / -0
What a loser lol

  MarseysPussy +1m +8 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

    FrozenChosen +3m +6 / -0
    It’s not over, king. He’s probably a loser. Remember, no

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-06-06T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The dramatard's favorite neurodivergent subreddit is being raided by weebs
URL: {REDDIT: r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM the_american_president_has_a_wife_and_she_is}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
r/enlightenedcentrism has always been a great place to see the intersection of politics, autism, and other mental illnesses. Today, they've been invaded by weebs. Normally, I'd make a snide remark about the place's unwarranted pride, but I don't think I can.
COMMENTS:
Penny +14m +13 / -0
>Can’t find a 4chan thread on this yet
>It’s here
>https://archived.moe/pol/thread/372860479
>“Holy shit how is this real”
>“HOLY SHIT ITS REAL”
>“Lmao found it, it’s real”
>“He’s a bitch”
>“This is a real thing that happened”
>“The amount of cope that would be required to deny this would be hilarious”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real”
>“It’s real

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-01-05T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Can a real nigga explain the difference between a moid and a male?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +45 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a feeling it’s something that only :marseytrain:s would know.
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +1m +72 / -0
A moid is a man who has a penis and a male is a woman who has a penis.

  MarseysPussy +1m +38 / -0
  That makes sense, thanks, king!
  :marseykingcrown:

    WootFatigue +55s +27 / -0
    You’re welcome! :marseyblowkiss:

  Tonberry +2h +9 / -0
  A moid is a man that has a penis, a male is a person that has a penis

  Administrator +15h +1 / -0
  A moid is a man that has a penis and a male is a woman who has a penis.
  A moid is a man that has a penis and a male is a woman who has a penis.
  A moid is a man that has a penis and a male is a woman who has a penis.

MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +40 / -0
A moid is a male that is a moid

  MarseysPussy +1m +28 / -0
  :marseywise:

  goderator200 +2h +12 / -0
  i hate to burst your bubble, but i'm pretty sure that's just the standard definition of male.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1h +8 / -0
    A male is a male who is a male

      goderator200 +4h +1 / -0
      a male is a male who is a male

    Administrator +13h +1 / -0
    A male is a male that has a penis and a moid is a male that has a penis.

GooooooldMember +14m +26 / -0
Moid is a man who is a man and

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-01-07T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/TwoXChromosomes continues to gaslight themselves about being all-seeing eyes
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_know_you_want_to_know_what_happened_to_me}
VOTES: +42 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseycope:
COMMENTS:
chapodestroyer +4m +66 / -0
>My husband left me the day after the attack, because he was worried about me being raped.
>He left me the day after the attack, because he was worried about me being raped.
>He left me the day after the attack, because he was worried about me being raped.
>He left me the day after the attack, because he was worried about me being raped.
>He left me the day after the attack, because he was worried about me being raped.
>He left me the day after the attack, because he was worried about me being raped.
>He left me the day after the attack, because he was worried about me being raped.
>He left me the day after the attack, because he was worried about me being raped.
>He left me the day after the attack, because he was worried about me being raped.
>He left me the day after the attack, because he was worried about me being raped.
>He left me the day after the attack, because he was worried about me being raped.
>He left me the day after the attack, because he was worried about me being raped.
>He left me the day after the attack, because he was worried about me being raped.

  TariqNasheed +41m +42 / -0
  > My husband left me the day after the attack, because he was worried about me being raped.
  Where the fuck else could she be raped? Her husband is the only person in the world she has sex with, and that’s the only way to be raped.

    Platyfiend +1h +16 / -0
    I think it is a dogwhistle, in this case "raped" means she was mean to him, and he is leaving to give her a chance to be raped by someone else.

    GooooooldMember +1h +4 / -0
    She was raped by

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2023-08-25T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to attract women with a strong jawline?
URL: {REDDIT: r/Jawline how_to_attract_women_with_a_strong_jawline}
VOTES: +60 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I have a strong jawline, but I’m not sure how to use it to my advantage. I know that I have a masculine face, but I’m not sure how to make women see me as attractive. Any advice?
>> [I’m a woman and I love jawlines]({REDDIT: r/Jawline how_to_attract_women_with_a_strong_jawline})
>> [I want a guy with a strong jawline but I’m not sure how to find one. Any advice?]({REDDIT: r/Jawline how_to_attract_women_with_a_strong_jawline})
>> [I’m a woman and I love jawlines. I want a man with a strong jawline, but I’m not sure how to find one. Any advice?]({REDDIT: r/Jawline how_to_attract_women_with_a_strong_jawline})
>> [I’m a woman and I love jawlines. I want a man with a strong jawline, but I’m not sure how to find one. Any advice?]({REDDIT: r/Jawline how_to_attract_women_with_a_strong_jawline})
:#marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +10m +57 / -0
> I’m a woman and I love jawlines
:#marseyxdoubt:

  MarseysPussy +5m +39 / -0
  > [I'm a woman and I love jawlines]({REDDIT: r/Transgender_Surgeries a_tight_bone_sutured_to_a_soft_bone})
  :#marseypass:

  Tardish +5m +23 / -0
  Jawline + bpd

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +2m +17 / -0
    Mmm, the perfect combination.

  aqouta +19m +12 / -0
  They probably mean they like how they make women look dumb.

    SnappyIsMyWaifu

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-01-05T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chud asks r/AskUK why they support fascism
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskUK why_do_you_support_fascism}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseybong:
COMMENTS:
MarseysPussy +4m +10 / -0
> It’s a question I’ve been asking myself for years now. I’ve been to Germany and seen the monuments and memorials and then I come home to Britain and I see fascists on the streets of London. I see fascists on the streets of Birmingham, I see fascists in the streets of Newcastle. And I’m asking myself “Why? Why are we supporting this?”
> “Why are we allowing this?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting this happen?”
> “Why are we letting

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AUTHOR: MarseysPussy
DATE: 2022-04-16T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Overton window is shifting. Trump is too toxic to even be a joke anymore
URL: {REDDIT: r/politics trump_is_toxic_too_much_even_for_standup_comedy}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +13m +11 / -0
I'm sure the people who were making fun of him on SNL and Late Night with Seth Meyers are the same ones who are making fun of him in the comedy clubs now. If you don't like his jokes, it's because he's too toxic.

  MarseysPussy +10m +6 / -0
  This is the 4th time this has been posted here, but I’m posting it again because I have a feeling we’re going to see some Trump-loving comedians show up on Reddit and Twitter in the near future. The seethe will be delicious.

    BigBussyHunter +5m +6 / -0
    :marseyxd:
    I agree. I think we are going to see a lot of this in the near future. I'm surprised they aren't already rioting and burning things down in the streets since they can't do that irl. :marseyraging: :marseyflamewar:

      MarseysPussy +4m +5 / -0
      The seethe will be delicious, but the chuds are going to have to start making a concerted effort to make their own internet. I don’t think they have the balls to do that yet. I’m going to hold my breath and hope for the best. :marseybegging:

        BigBussyHunter +2m +3 / -0
        :marseyagree:
        I guess the chuds are just too lazy to organize, but I hope they figure out how to make the next big thing. I want to see the spergouts

    GT +18m +3 / -0
    I'm sure it's a lot of people who voted for him and will always vote for him

  LowAPM +3m +3 / -0
  I think its just a lack of talented comedians. If you look at the big name comedians,

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2022-08-07T01Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseykingcrown:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
giga_jannies +1h +1 / -0
What a fucking moron

  Masshole_12 +11m +2 / -0
  I wish I was that retarded :marseyspecial::::::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::2::

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-01-22T18Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseysaluteusa: :marseypatriot: :marseysaluteusa: :marseypatriot: :marseysaluteusa: :marseypatriot:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +77 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyjetbombing:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +45 / -0
{IMG}

  coned +53m +13 / -0
  that was just a joke it was never real :hmph:

    sKONGhunt42 +1h +11 / -0
    :#marseyakshually: The US has never bombed a single one of its allies

  Geralt_of_Uganda +48m +13 / -0
  Aww man I miss that show

  jesus +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseymerchantfoid:

  ResneedingSyndrome +2h +3 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

carpathianflorist +1m +17 / -0
Hecko Masshole

  Masshole_12 +45s +16 / -0
  {IMG}

H +1h +8 / -0
We should have bombed Pakistan for this

  Masshole_12 +3m +9 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

coned +57m +7 / -0
the only country that has ever bombed their allies is the US. it's a fact. :scoot:

Lv999_Lich_King +1h +4 / -0
:#marseyjetbombing:

DahvieVanityFan +1h +4 / -0
:#marseybased:

Tevs +2h +2 / -0
:#marseypatriot: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseyusa::

jesus +1h +2 / -0
:#taycelebrate::catmunch::catmunch: :#marseyusa: :#marseypatriot: :#m

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2024-11-10T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +69 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +11m +48 / -0
{IMG}

  BWC +24m +26 / -0
  # I NEED MY BIBI :#marseyflagpalestinegenocide: :#chudseethe: :#marseydarktrump: !trump2024

  cyberdick +4h +17 / -0
  {IMG}

  Tomfoolery +6h +8 / -0
  They're so close to getting it.

TheOverSeether +29m +28 / -0
> Every single time you guys post this, I get a little more depressed about the state of the world.
:marseysad:
> > I mean, you're just feeling what the rest of the world feels. Every day is a little more depressing.
:marseyderp:
> > > No, not really. I’m an American. I’m one of the people who the rest of the world is talking about. I’m one of the people that’s being talked about. I’m one of the people that’s being targeted.
:marseysmug3:
> > > > Exactly. A bunch of uneducated idiots and their mouthpieces in the media and government are trying to destroy us.
:marseyemojirofl:
> > > > > You're so right. I was so scared to go out and vote today. It's like the people in Nazi Germany. I was so scared to vote for Trump because of how they were trying to destroy us.
:marseyemojilaugh:

  BWC +6m +32 / -0
  >You're so right. I was so scared to go out and vote today. It's like the people in Nazi Germany. I was so scared to vote for Trump because of how they were trying to

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-06-22T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyboomer:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +60 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +17m +24 / -0
I love that no matter how much I hate the shitlib left, I hate the chud right more.
But I still hate the shitlib left more :marseywholesome:

  iStillMissEd +21m +18 / -0
  This but unironically. The chuds will make my life harder but they'll never make it as hard as the libs.

    BigBussyHunter +3m +13 / -0
    :marseyclappingglasses:

    E +38m +10 / -0
    I would rather live in a Nazi country than live in the US right now. I’d rather be a slave in Germany than a slave in the US.

      iStillMissEd +3m +9 / -0
      I'd much rather be a slave in a Nazi country than in the US. Nazi countries don't have troons

      ThousandBestLives +1h +8 / -0
      I'd rather be a slave in a country where I'd be respected as a human being. I'd rather be a slave in a country where I could be paid in money and not gibs

    DickButtKiss +1h +8 / -0 [C]
    The libs will make your life harder but they wont make it as hard as the chuds. Chuds are actively working to make the country worse for everyone. They are actively trying to ruin your life.
    Trans lives matter

      iStillMissEd +8h +3 / -0
      :#marseysurejan:

        DickButtKiss +1h +2 / -0 [C]
        What part of this is wrong? What part of the statement is untrue? The chuds are actively trying to ruin your life, that is fact. What part of that is untrue? You will be worse off under the chud regime than you are under the lib regime. That is also fact. What part of that is untrue?
        Trans lives matter

          iStillMissEd +1m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2022-10-23T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagcanada::marseyflagcanada::marseyflagcanada::marseyflagcanada: :marseyflagcanada::marseyflagcanada::marseyflagcanada::marseyflagcanada:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +2 / -0
:#marseymaidshy:'t have to beg to do it's a free country

  Masshole_12 +1m +2 / -0
  {GIF}

    X +5m +2 / -0
    :#marseyfluffyannoyed: don't know about our peaceful revolution?

  userturkey13 +43m +2 / -0
  :#marseymaidshy:

    X +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

      userturkey13 +2m +2 / -0
      :#marseydead:

        X +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseyangel:

          userturkey13 +3m +2 / -0
          :#marseyill: was just kidding

            X +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseyderp:

              userturkey13 +1m +2 / -0
              :#marseyill:

                X +1m +2 / -0
                :#marseyillpat:

                  userturkey13 +1m +2 / -0
                  :#marseyill:

                    X +1m +2 / -0
                    :#marseymaid:

                      userturkey13 +1m +2 / -0
                      :#marseyill:

                        X +1m +2 / -0
                        :#marseyillpat:

                          userturkey13 +4m +2 / -0
                          :#marseyill: you are

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-03-20T19Z
HOLE: sports
TITLE: :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Masshole_12 +1m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  Masshole_12 +41s +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    Masshole_12 +21s +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      Masshole_12 +18s +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        Masshole_12 +17s +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          Masshole_12 +18s +2 / -0
          {IMG}y

            Masshole_12 +21s +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              Masshole_12 +19s +2 / -0
              {IMG}y

                Masshole_12 +17s +2 / -0
                {IMG}ottys

                  Masshole_12 +19s +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Masshole_12 +16s +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Masshole_12 +17s +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Masshole_12 +15s +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Masshole_12 +19s +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Masshole_12 +18s +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

cyberdick +1h +2 / -0
>not 1994
:marseysleep:yy

  Masshole_12 +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2022-11-04T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybong::marseywomanmoment:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +12 / -0
why is that lady holding a baby shark

  Masshole_12 +5m +12 / -0
  :#marseywholesome:

  GT +1m +7 / -0
  the baby shark is a close cousin of the baby sitter

  whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
  baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo

Gonorrhea +3m +11 / -0
it's too bad she didn't have a gun, this would have been a much more fitting ending

  GT +1m +11 / -0
  she should have strangled it with her bare hands like a normal foid

  Masshole_12 +6m +6 / -0
  :#marseyakbar:

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyglow:

Jimbo_B_Beterson +26m +6 / -0
I hate the way the bongs speak. It's the most obnoxious accent. It makes me want to fuck someone in the face.

  Masshole_12 +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  They speak American if you give them a gun

johnnypoop +17m +4 / -0
Noooooo not the hecking chonkies

  Masshole_12 +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseytrans: :#marseyburger:

    johnnypoop +2m +2 / -0
    I think it's a little too late for that one

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  nooooooo not the heckin fooderinos

whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
> dropped dead
This is what happens when you eat so much meat the arteries clog up.

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-06-15T18Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: :marseyboomer:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Borpa +2m +8 / -0
{IMG}

  Masshole_12 +4m +8 / -0
  {IMG}

    Borpa +1h +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      Masshole_12 +1m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        Borpa +49s +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          Masshole_12 +2m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            Borpa +1m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              Masshole_12 +1m +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                Borpa +1m +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Masshole_12 +2m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Borpa +1m +1 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Masshole_12 +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Borpa +3m +1 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Masshole_12 +59s +1 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Borpa +2m +1 / -0
                            {IMG}

  Freak-Off +24m +3 / -0
  >T

    Borpa +1h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      Freak-Off +1h +2 / -0
      What does that mean?

        Borpa +11h +1 / -0
        {IMG}

          Freak-Off +2h +1 / -0
          What does that mean?

            Borpa +5h +1 / -0
            {IMG}

              Freak-Off +1h +1 / -0
              What does that mean?

                Borpa +1m +1 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Freak-Off +2m +1 / -0
                  What does that mean?

                    Borpa +5m +1 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Freak-Off +1m +1 / -0
                      What

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-06-12T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit: :marseyxdorbit:
URL: {TWEET: Laphonza}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Masshole_12 +1m +13 / -0
{IMG}

  asshole +35m +7 / -0
  butt she wasnt elected by the people, she was appointed by the party :marseyhmm:
  !slots100

    Masshole_12 +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseysmughips:

      asshole +2m +4 / -0
      {IMG}
      !slots1000

        Masshole_12 +3m +4 / -0
        :#marseytrumpwrong:

          asshole +1m +4 / -0
          {IMG}
          !slots1000

whyareyou +11m +12 / -0
"we need to help them pay for their debt"
>give them debt
>they can't pay
>we need to help them pay for their debt
:marseyfacepalm:

  asshole +26m +5 / -0
  butt theyll be able to pay their debt when they get the job :marseyshrug:
  !slots1000

    whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
    ...by taking out more debt? :marseybeanquestion:

      asshole +2m +2 / -0
      theyll be able to pay it off when they get their job after they graduate with their debt
      !slots1000

    asshole +2m +

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2023-07-24T20Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: The Muppets (2011) - "Picture Perfect"
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A......艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...艇...

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2023-11-02T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +36 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +5m +9 / -0
:#marseyeyemixer2:

  Masshole_12 +2m +7 / -0
  :#marseyeyemixer3:

  1 +1h +2 / -0
  That's one of those "you know it when you see it" things

ACA +49m +3 / -0
# FAGGOT

  Masshole_12 +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseysalutepride:

Morpheuswipe +1h +2 / -0
:#marseywould:

JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  Masshole_12 +4m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    JohnDevereaux +51m +1 / -0
    {IMG}

sirpingsalot +2h +2 / -0
I'm sorry, I'm not autistic enough to get the joke

  Masshole_12 +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    sirpingsalot +5m +2 / -0
    :#marseywholesome:

      Masshole_12 +2m +1 / -0
      :#marseywholesometrans:ott

        sirpingsalot +24m +2 / -0
        :#marseywholesometrans:ott:ott

          Masshole_12 +3m +1 / -0
          :#marseywholesometrans:ott:ott:ott

            sirpingsalot +25m +2 / -0
            :#marseywholesometrans:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott:ott

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2024-11-22T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :redlight: :marseyhappening: :redlight: :marseytrump: :marseyhappening: :redlight: :marseytrump: :marseyhappening: :redlight:
URL: https://www.newsweek.com/trump-says-will-announce-who-will-be-his-vice-president-1981357
VOTES: +38 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
corp +8m +21 / -0
# HE WILL NAME PAUL MANDEL
{IMG}

  Redactor0 +1h +12 / -0
  The guy who killed the last one has to go. He's too much of a fucking liability.

    corp +5m +9 / -0
    {IMG}
    Aww, I like him

      Redactor0 +4m +11 / -0
      He's just a really good guy. But it's like if you're a football team and your QB gets shot and you're going to win the game.

        corp +2m +9 / -0
        {IMG}

  Gorgeous_Gorillawitz +4h +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  Dlanor +2h +5 / -0
  Paul Mandel is a fed, for real. :marseyglow:

Masshole_12 +4m +18 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyhappening:

  Spy6 +1h +9 / -0
  I'm unironically shitting my pants right now.

  1 +2h +6 / -0
  I'm a Trump supporter but I don't want to hear her talk for four years

    Masshole_12 +1h +5 / -0
    {IMG}

  laha +2h +4 / -0
  She'll have to pay back the money she spent on that house in DC.

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +20m +12 / -0
I'm going to make a bet, and I don't know how to bet on politics, but I'm going to make a bet that it's going to be

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2024-11-06T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyridin: :marseytrumpitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsoveryall: :marseyitsjoever2: :marseywerebacktrump: :marseytrumpwereback: :marseytrumpwereback2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
corp +7m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  Masshole_12 +3m +10 / -0
  {IMG}

    corp +2m +9 / -0
    {IMG}

      Masshole_12 +5m +8 / -0
      {IMG}

        corp +2m +7 / -0
        {IMG}

          Masshole_12 +2m +7 / -0
          {IMG}

            corp +2m +7 / -0
            {IMG}

              Masshole_12 +1m +7 / -0
              {IMG}

                corp +4m +7 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Masshole_12 +2m +5 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    corp +1m +5 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Masshole_12 +2m +4 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        corp +4m +4 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Masshole_12 +4m +3 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            corp +1m +3 / -0
                            {IMG}

KILL_EVERYONE +2m +7 / -0
{IMG}

  Masshole_12 +1m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

    KILL_EVERYONE +1m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

      Masshole_12 +3m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

        KILL_EVERYONE +1m +4 / -0
        {IMG}

          Masshole_12 +3m +4 / -0
          {IMG}

            KILL_EVERYONE +3m +4 / -0
            {IMG}

              Masshole

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-01-16T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +29m +2 / -0
Didnt they just roll out 100k drones at the same time?t we just shoot down the drones and crash the Chinese economy?
{IMG}

  Masshole_12 +4m +2 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:tt :#marseysaluteusa:t :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marseyjetbombing: :#marse

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2024-11-26T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Ain't no time to die" is the best song on the album
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Masshole_12 +13s +4 / -0
!metalheads

  Nightcrawler +1m +3 / -0
  I was going to say we have a !metalheads ping group but then I saw your profile and I'm happy you're back. :marseywave3: :marseyembrace:

    Masshole_12 +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseythanks:

  WeihnachtenSalvador +2m +2 / -0
  You know they are all same ?

    Masshole_12 +3m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +3 / -0
      {IMG}
      They all sound like this

        Masshole_12 +1m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          WeihnachtenSalvador +5m +2 / -0
          {IMG}
          Me when I listen to you

            Masshole_12 +1m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +2 / -0
              {IMG}
              Me when I listen to you

                Masshole_12 +4m +3 / -0
                {IMG}

                  WeihnachtenSalvador +11m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}
                  Me when I listen to you

                    Masshole_12 +2m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      WeihnachtenSalvador +43s +2 / -0
                      {IMG}
                      Me when I listen to you

                        Masshole_12 +1m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}l

                          WeihnachtenSalvador +4m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}
                          Me when I listen to you

                            Masshole_12 +1m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}b

    cyberdick +2m +2

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-06-02T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrump: :marseyindignant: :marseycheerup:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
J +31m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  Masshole_12 +4m +8 / -0
  :#marseyxdorbit:

  Haberdasher +12h +2 / -0
  He's saying it's a good thing that he's not in jail, but not in the way you think.

Elon_SUSk +1h +5 / -0
{IMG}

Haberdasher +12h +3 / -0
{IMG}...ont.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-06-18T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyboomer: :marseydrunk: :marseydepressed: :marseydeadinside2: :marseytabletired2: :marseydeadinside3: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomerchud: :marseydeadinside: :marseytabletired: :marseydeadinside4:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseydrunk:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +8 / -0
you don't even have to take a sip they're just right there

  Masshole_12 +1m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  Masshole_12 +1m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

  Masshole_12 +2m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

  Masshole_12 +2m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

  Masshole_12 +2m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseyemptybowl:

      Masshole_12 +2m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

        peepeehands +5m +4 / -0
        :#marseyemptybowl:

          Masshole_12 +33m +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            peepeehands +3m +3 / -0
            :#marseyemptybowl:

              Masshole_12 +1m +3 / -0
              {IMG}

                peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
                :#marseyemptybowl:

                  Masshole_12 +2m +3 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    peepeehands +29s +3 / -0
                    :#marseyemptybowl:

                      Masshole_12 +46s +3 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        peepeehands +2m +3 / -0
                        :#marseyemptybowl:

                          Masshole_12

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2022-01-23T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You will never be a real foid
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +65 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +28 / -1
@august
@carpathianflorist
@idio3
I dont get it :marseysad:

  August +5m +24 / -0
  I have no idea what's going on either but I'll do my part
  :#marseyhomofascist:

    Wizdumb1776 +2m +16 / -0
    It's from this post.
    https://rdrama.net/post/39710/basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-06-08T20Z
HOLE: mnn
TITLE: :redlight: :marseymegaphone: :redlight: ATTENTION ALL :marseymariachi: :redlight: :marseymegaphone: :redlight:
URL: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/immigration-ice-raids-immigration-courts/
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
they're going to arrest the judges

  drumpf +41m +7 / -0
  :#marseymugshot:

  Masshole_12 +1m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

  Cao_Cao +1h +4 / -0
  # WE'VE GOT THE JUDGES
  :#marseyjurisdiction:

  Cao_Cao +1h +3 / -0
  # WE'VE GOT THE JUDGES
  :#marseyjurisdiction: :marseyjurisdiction: :marseyjurisdiction: :marseyjurisdiction:

  Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
  # WE'VE GOT THE JUDGES
  :#marseyjurisdiction: :marseyjurisdiction: :marseyjurisdiction: :marseyjurisdiction:

  Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
  # WE'VE GOT THE JUDGES
  :#marseyjurisdiction: :marseyjurisdiction: :marseyjurisdiction: :marseyjurisdiction:

  Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
  # WE'VE GOT THE JUDGES
  :#marseyjurisdiction: :marseyjurisdiction: :marseyjurisdiction: :marseyjurisdiction:

  Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
  # WE'VE GOT THE JUDGES
  :#marseyjurisdiction: :marseyjurisdiction: :marseyjurisdiction: :marseyjurisdiction:

  Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
  # WE'VE GOT THE JUD

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2024-09-12T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyxdorbit: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +31 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
forgor +5m +11 / -0
There's a real chance that if he doesn't win it will end up being a nothingburger

  Masshole_12 +1m +9 / -0
  {IMG}

    forgor +1m +8 / -0
    :marseysal:

ChristoffWChanderson +1m +7 / -0
>2024
>the year the rdrama.net website was born

  Masshole_12 +1m +6 / -0
  :marseyagree: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

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  {YOUTUBE}

HallowThemeAccount +2m +5 / -0
It's on!

arsey +1h +3 / -0
We all know Trump is the best candidate... He is very funny and dramatic and gets the attention of the world. :marseyembrace:

misterwigger +1h +2 / -0
I'm so excited for a new rdrama year! I hope we have more metadrama!

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HallowThemeAccount +2m +1 / -0
It's on!!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!cott!

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-06-07T16Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: The Boys :marseybane: Season 4 is officially :marseyblackphillip: over
URL: https://www.hbo.com/the-boys/season-4
VOTES: +14 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Redactor0 +2h +3 / -0
I was surprised that they did a good job with it. I figured they'd have done the usual thing where they try to appeal to normies by having it be some weird "science fiction" story. It's just a superhero show but with a lot of real world stuff woven into it. I think they're a little too obsessed with the "boys" in the title. The women are actually the main characters.
I'd say that the ending is pretty good. It's the kind of thing where it's not a perfect ending, but it's good enough that it doesn't matter. You've got the heroes winning and then the bad guys winning and then the heroes winning again, so it's really satisfying. It's got a bit of that *Star Trek* feel where you're just happy that everyone got out alive at the end.
It's a shame that the ending isn't going to be as satisfying to everyone because of the whole show getting canceled. But I've seen too many shows like this. They make it so the ending is a cliffhanger where you want to know what happens next, so the studio can keep it running for another season. But the ending is the most important part. You've got to be able to say "It's over. We're done. It's complete."

  Masshole_12 +42m +3 / -0
  I agree. It’s a good show and a satisfying ending. The Boys is also the only show that’s got both chud :marseychud: and soys :marseysoylentgrin: seething :marseyseethe: about it. I guess that’s a sign of a good show.

    Redactor0 +26m +2 / -0
    It's one of the few shows that's actually good at being a superhero show. I don't know if it's the writing or just that it's not got the usual stuff. I remember I was bored the fuck out

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2022-08-04T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Someone makes a bad marsey
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
Sammael-Beliol +2m +2 / -0
Weird...I can't see the post idk how to remove it but I know that I can't see it, curious.
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  Masshole_12 +4m +2 / -0
  What the hell are you talking about? Did you use some kind of alt seeing eye?

    Sammael-Beliol +30s +2 / -0
    >What the hell are you talking about? Did you use some kind of alt seeing eye?
    Yes, I saw your comment in the alt tab and I can't see the post, curious. :marseyxd:

      Masshole_12 +4m +2 / -0
      So this is why I have so many alts :marseythinkorino:.
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        Sammael-Beliol +1m +2 / -0
        >So this is why I have so many alts :marseythinkorino:.
        No they aren't. :marseyxd:

          Masshole_12 +3m +2 / -0
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            Sammael-Beliol +1m +2 / -0
            >{IMG}
            This is the only reason I have a lot of alts. :marseyxd:

              Masshole_12 +1m +2 / -0
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                Sammael-Beliol +1m +2 / -0
                >{IMG}
                See, this is why I have alts. :marseyxd:

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-06-10T02Z
HOLE: sports
TITLE: :marseyqatarworldcup2: :marseyqatarworldcup2: :marseyqatarworldcup2: :marseyqatarworldcup2: :marseyqatarworldcup2: :marseyqatarworldcup2: :marseyqatarworldcup2: :marseyqatarworldcup2: :marseyqatarworldcup2: :marseyqatarworldcup2: :marseyqatarworldcup2: :marseyqatarworldcup2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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Morpheuswipe +6h +3 / -0
I don't think there's been a single good Mexico team in my lifetime, they've got a worse record than Costa Rica at the World Cup

  Masshole_12 +11h +2 / -0
  I’ve never seen a Mexico team win the Gold Cup, which is pretty crazy since they’ve won it 10 times. It’s not like they’ve never been good, but it’s been a while.

ManBearFridge +2m +2 / -0
Hahaha

pobrecito +17m +2 / -0
We're so back. :marseyusa:

  Masshole_12 +3m +3 / -0
  :marseyqatarworldcup: :marseyqatarworldcup: :marseyqatarworldcup: :marseyqatarworldcup: :marseyqatarworldcup: :marseyqatarworldcup: :marseyqatarworldcup: :marseyqatarworldcup: :marseyqatarworldcup: :marseyqatarworldcup: :marseyqatarworldcup: :marseyqatarworldcup:

    pobrecito +3m +2 / -0
    Haha yeah, I've been watching a lot of Mexican soccer on YouTube. They have some good teams, but Mexico doesn't.

      Masshole_12 +4m +2 / -0
      :marseyqatar

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-05-11T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Trump :marseytrump: says he will tariff Canada and Mexico :marseymexican: if they don’t do more to reduce illegal immigration :marseymexican:. Reddit :marseysnoo: reacts
URL: {REDDIT: r/worldnews trump_says_he_will_tariff_canada_and_mexico_if}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
GlowieKong +1h +3 / -0
>2024: "How dare you support the side that supports immigration reform and border security, you're a fascist nazi MAGAt!"
>2025: "NOOOOOOOO why are you supporting the side that supports immigration reform and border security?!?! You're a fascist nazi MAGAt!"
:soyjaktantrumfast: :!marseytrump::!marseytrump:

  Haberdasher +41m +2 / -0
  It's why they're so eager to support Trump's deportation of illegal immigrants, but also so terrified of him deporting legal immigrants and refugees.::!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!marseytrump:!

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2024-11-06T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Biden Won
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Masshole_12 +37s +9 / -0
!khive !nonchuds !neolibs

  Masshole_12 +11m +4 / -0
  :#marseyitsover: :#marseyitsjoever: :#marseyitsnuts:

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2023-01-17T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyrage::marseyrage::marseyrage::marseyrage::marseyrage::marseyrage::marseyrage::marseyrage::marseyrage::marseyrage::marseyrage::marseyrage::marseyrage:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseytroublemaker:
COMMENTS:
ChristoffWChanderson +1m +13 / -0
:#marseyitsover:

  Masshole_12 +1m +10 / -0
  :#marseyitsoverwereback:

THOMAS +22m +7 / -0
{GIF}

alakavat +23m +6 / -0
:#marseyitsover:ed
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Enrico_Motassa +4m +5 / -0
:#marseyitsoverwereback:ed

Hordofboars +3m +4 / -0
:#marseywerebackyall::#marseywereback::#marseywerebackchingchong:

  Masshole_12 +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseyitsoverwereback:

DickButtKiss +1m +3 / -0
So what happens? You post a pic of a bird and get no views?

  Masshole_12 +2m +4 / -0
  No. I don’t know what happens. I don’t understand the logic of the award. I don’t care. I just wanted to see if it was funny and it was.

    DickButtKiss +2m +3 / -0
    I think its just to fuck with people. I just made a new account and tried it out. It's a good awarded

      Masshole_12 +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseyitsoverwereback:ed

JohnDevereaux +3h +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-05-23T12Z
HOLE: sports
TITLE: :marseysmug3: :marseysmug3: :marseysmug3: :marseysmug3: :marseysmug3: :marseysmug3: :marseysmug3: :marseysmug3: :marseysmug3:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/CFB the_boston_college_had_a_truly_basement_dwelling}
COMMENTS:
massive_fuckwit +28m +10 / -0
What's the actual story here?

  Masshole_12 +1m +10 / -0
  :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd:

    massive_fuckwit +12m +8 / -0
    :#marseyconfused:

      Masshole_12 +1m +11 / -0
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        massive_fuckwit +1m +8 / -0
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            massive_fuckwit +12m +7 / -0
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  cyberdick +2h +3 / -0
  > The Boston College had a truly basement-dwelling recruiting class in 2024. They recruited a QB that had no college offers from other schools and was a 2 star recruit. Then they recruited a 4 star RB and a 2 star RB and a 2 star WR. They also recruited a guy that was 3 stars and a 2 star, but then he de-committed. They had a total of 4 players in their 2024 class that were 3 stars or above. They also had 2 players that were

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-04-11T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
asshole +20m +1 / -0
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TrappyIsBae +4h +1 / -0
Jews are so funny

  Masshole_12 +10h +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2022-10-21T18Z
HOLE: sports
TITLE: :marseytrain: makes 2023 NFL Draft history
URL: {TWEET: CBSBoston}
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
massive_fuckwit +1h +5 / -0
Fucking hell that's some rancid soyface.

  Masshole_12 +6m +2 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

arsey +3h +4 / -0
He was never gonna make it. He was a rightoid and wanted to be a rightoid. It was over before it even began.

  Masshole_12 +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

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    massive_fuckwit +3m +3 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases:ott

      Masshole_12 +2m +3 / -0
      :#marseymanysuchcases:ottott

        massive_fuckwit +20m +3 / -0
        :#marseymanysuchcases:ottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottott

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-06-03T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybooba:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +44 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
UraniumDonGER +4m +16 / -0
> 2009
:#marseyaware:

  Masshole_12 +2m +13 / -0
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    UraniumDonGER +3m +11 / -0
    :#marseysmug2:
    Yeah, that's me

      Masshole_12 +3m +8 / -0
      :#marseyagree:

      JannieJihad +3m +8 / -0
      >*Tee hee*
      :#marseysmugtalking:

        UraniumDonGER +2m +6 / -0
        :#marseybutt:

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    WayOut +2h +4 / -0
    :#marseywould:

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2023-04-22T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjunkie: :marseystinky: :marseyfloyd:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseystinky::#marseyfloyd:
COMMENTS: N/A

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-06-24T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +53 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Pibbles +43m +15 / -0
Lol at the "people who own a gun" option being selected by 10% of the voters

  BigBlackCockatiel +2h +3 / -0
  It's the only option that can save us

Homoshrexual +1h +8 / -0
:#marseydepressed:

  BigBlackCockatiel +1h +4 / -0
  Yea I feel bad for you that you're not allowed to own a gun

    Homoshrexual +3m +4 / -0
    :#marseydejected:

      BigBlackCockatiel +3m +4 / -0
      You can own a gun; you just have to get a license.
      Oh and you have to pass a background check.
      Oh and you can't own a gun with a bayonet.
      Oh and you can't use it to protect your home from a burglar.

        Homoshrexual +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseydepressed:

          BigBlackCockatiel +3m +5 / -0
          I mean, you can buy a gun without a license, but then you're a felon.
          And felons can't have guns...

            Homoshrexual +2m +5 / -0
            :#marseydoomer:

              BigBlackCockatiel +3m +4 / -0
              :#marseycheerup: I'm sure you'll get over it soon

                Homoshrexual +1m +3 / -0
                :#marseysulk:

                  BigBlackCockatiel +3m +2 / -0
                  :#marseyembrace:

iowa_hawkeye +17m +8 / -0
I have the same vibe I get from a 13 year old girl when i see this.

  Big

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-05-21T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfrozenchosenchokespal: :marseypizzashillblacked: :marseyshoe:
URL: {TWEET: shoe0nhead}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
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TheProphet +32m +15 / -0
She's had the opportunity to become a media figure and she's decided to be a retard for 24 hours at a time.

  SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1h +4 / -0
  This is the part where you tell us how you'd have been a better grifter than her.

    TheProphet +17m +5 / -0
    I'd have been a better grifter because I know how to talk to the media and actually show up. I could also be funny, unlike Shoe.
    I could have done it better, but I'd have to have actually cared enough to try. It's not exactly a hard job.

      SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1h +2 / -0
      > I could have done it better, but I'd have to have actually cared enough to try.
      This is what I'm saying. It's not just about showing up, you need the drive to put in the work and have the balls to keep going when shit hits the fan.
      I'd be a better grifter than Shoe if I tried, but I'm not motivated to be one.

    LowAPM +1h +2 / -0
    I would have been a better grifter than her because I am not a foid.

  911roofer +1h +2 / -0
  If you can’t get a job as a journalist you should be euthanized.

    TheProphet +25m +2 / -0
    I'm not a journo
    :#marseyindignant:

      911roofer +2m +1 / -0
      You should be.

Kaczinsky +54m +8 / -0
> I was reading some of the comments and it's clear that they don't understand what an influencer is. I don't make money from my followers. I make money from

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2023-04-10T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseysnoo: :marseyjanny: :marsey1984:
URL: {REDDIT: r/ModSupport admins_are_preventing_reddit_from_banning}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseymanysuchcases:
COMMENTS:
X +2m +7 / -0
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lmao

  ElectricFencePence +29m +3 / -0
  :#marseywrongthonk:

911roofer +14m +3 / -0
Trans lives matter but not to reddit......ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-05-01T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer: :marseycoomerface: :marseycoomer3:
URL: {REDDIT: r/rape_baiting why_do_people_not_understand_its_not_sexual}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
> I'm a 26 year old cis woman
:#marseywomanmoment2:

  Masshole_12 +49s +9 / -0
  {IMG}

  whyareyou +1h +4 / -0
  :marseymanysuchcases:

BigBussyHunter +3m +5 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyconfused2:

  Masshole_12 +2m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

    BigBussyHunter +2m +4 / -0
    :marseysquint:

whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
:#marseywomanmoment2:, there is no way to make rape not sexual, you are 100% responsible for all of it, and all of it is sexual

KongsburyDonkboy +52m +1 / -0 [C]
I don’t get it. How is it not sexual? Trans lives matter

  ThousandBestLives +3h +1 / -0
  There is no such thing as rape without sex

ThousandBestLives +4h +1 / -0
Some people are naturally so ugly that you don't want to fuck them, but even then there is still a clear difference between you and the average rape victim

  Masshole_12 +4m +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    ThousandBestLives +5m +2 / -0
    {IMG}
    My body is like this but I've got a nice cock, and I can't even imagine what it's like to be a 40-year-old cunt with a body like that

      Masshole_12 +5m +1 / -0
      {IMG} @peepe

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-05-29T14Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseyjam: :marseyjamming: :marseyjam: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseyjam:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1h +3 / -0
They're both great but I'll always side with the guy who could say "I have a gun" on national television.

  Masshole_12 +15m +2 / -0
  :#marseyagreesuperspeed:
  {IMG}

  SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +2d +2 / -0
  I have a gun
  {YOUTUBE}
  {YOUTUBE}
  {YOUTUBE}cott

    AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +23m +2 / -0
    The fuck, that's the worst version of that song I've ever heard. He's clearly a superior vocalist.

      SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1h +2 / -0
      > He's clearly a superior vocalist.
      Yeah but this song is about being a tard, and the superfan version is better at depicting that.

        AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +2h +2 / -0
        {YOUTUBE}ott

          SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +53m +2 / -0
          Yeah that's the song I meant.

Elon_SUSk +2h +3 / -0
{IMG}

  Masshole_12 +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseyagreesuperspeed: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould:

Elon_SUSk +1h +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}cott

  Masshole_12 +3m +2 / -0
  {YOUT

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-04-20T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +115 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +1m +76 / -0
Trannies are so fucking annoying. I'm glad I can block them.

  Redactor0 +2h +17 / -0
  I haven't blocked anyone yet because I'm old and I'm afraid it would be like cancel culture. But I'm pretty sure I'd block every trans person on this site if I could.

    arsey +11m +16 / -0
    I want to block the attention whores but you get blocked too if you block them. I'm sure they get it though and just pretend to be offended for a while and then move on to the next attention whore they can spam.

    J +4h +5 / -0
    {IMG}

    Lv999_Lich_King +19h +3 / -0
    I block everyone on this website (even carp) because I can't stand it when people talk to me

  Goomble +2h +14 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

  Hoes_mad +2h +10 / -0
  Same. I never had to block a single person before, but holy shit I'm glad I can now

  everyone +17h +3 / -0
  I block everyone who uses the word "transphobe" unironically. I even created a bot for that.

    arsey +1h +2 / -0
    lol I block people who get mad at me for blocking them. I don't want to be friends with people who get mad at me for blocking them. They can block me too and I'll block them back. Nobody is mad at me for blocking them.

      everyone +3m +2 / -0
      I have a bot for that too, it blocks anyone who blocks @everyone.

        arsey +7m +2 / -0
        hahahahahaha

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +3m +6

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-06-19T14Z
HOLE: politics
TITLE: :marseytrump: :!marseytrump:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Masshole_12 +11m +12 / -0
{IMG}

coned +18m +7 / -0
i don't get it

  Masshole_12 +3m +7 / -0
  :#marseyshrug:

    coned +51s +6 / -0
    how can you not get it :hmph:

      Masshole_12 +2m +9 / -0
      {IMG}

        coned +2m +4 / -0
        i don't get it :cry:

          Masshole_12 +3m +6 / -0
          {IMG}

            coned +16m +4 / -0
            i'm sorry i don't know any of these people

              Masshole_12 +1m +6 / -0
              {IMG}

                coned +12m +3 / -0
                i don't get it :cry:

                  Masshole_12 +3m +4 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    coned +50s +4 / -0
                    i don't get it :cry:

                      Masshole_12 +5m +4 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        coned +1m +4 / -0
                        i still don't get it :cry:

                          Masshole_12 +3m +4 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            coned +1m +4 / -0
                            i don't get it :cry:

        Masshole_12 +20s +4 / -0
        {IMG}

          coned +14m +4 / -0
          i don't get it :cry:

            Masshole_12 +1m +4 / -0
            {IMG}

              coned +10m +3 / -0
              i don't get it :cry:

                Masshole_12 +1m +4 / -0
                {IMG}

                  coned +1m +

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2022-06-15T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditoid :marseysnoo: seethes :soyjakmaga: when told to stop being a retard :marseybrainlet:
URL: {REDDIT: r/massachusetts why_are_people_against_dei}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> It’s a good thing, they just don’t want to hear it, because it’s a good thing
:marsoyhype:
> Yeah, because they’re racist.
:marsoy:
> Yeah, I’m sure the people who don’t want DEI are the people who are against the first amendment
:marsoy2:
> They’re the people who think they can get away with saying and doing racist shit without consequences
:marsoy:
> Yeah, that’s what they’re saying
:marsoy:
> You’re right, they’re the ones who want the first amendment to only apply to them
:marsoy:
> Yeah, it’s pretty crazy
:marsoy:
COMMENTS:
GT +4m +7 / -0
If they weren't seething so hard they would have some idea what the first amendment is

  whyareyou +27m +4 / -0
  The first amendment is "It's a good thing" and the second amendment is "no u"

    GT +3m +4 / -0
    I'm glad you've come to the same realization as the founding fathers

      whyareyou +4m +3 / -0
      :marseyagreefast:

  THOMAS +23m +3 / -0
  I think the first amendment is the part where they say 'we' 'the' 'people' 'of' 'the' 'united' 'states'

peepeehands +5m +4 / -0
>They’re the people who want the first amendment to only apply to them
:#marseyagreefast:...ottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottottott

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2023-09-15T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +12 / -0
FUCK THEY CANCELLED THE MOTHERFUCKING RDRAMA SNEEDING CONTEST

  Masshole_12 +1m +11 / -0
  {IMG}

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +5m +6 / -0
    I guess I have to post more pictures of my bussy then.

      Masshole_12 +1m +7 / -0
      {IMG}

  Losercel +39m +6 / -0
  We had like 4 posts and 3 of them were from me.

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +3 / -0
    My 4th post was 4 pictures of my bussy :marseyindignant:

  E +22m +4 / -0
  :#marseywereback:

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +3 / -0
    Fuck u I'm still gonna post my bussy

  Masshole_12 +1m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +3 / -0
  I made a great post about the sneedman and it got 0 upvotes :#marseyrain:

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +3 / -0
    Wait how are you not a sneedman alt

      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +22m +4 / -0
      I'm not

  UraniumDonGER +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseyplacenofun:

Geralt_of_Uganda +11m +4 / -0
:marseyitsover:

  Masshole_12 +2m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    Geralt_of_Uganda +3m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      Masshole_12 +2m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2023-05-17T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [White People Twitter] “I’m a professor and I just got done teaching about the Indian Ocean slave trade to a class of undergraduates.”:marseyemojirofl::marseyemojirofl::marseyemojirofl:
URL: {TWEET: cherusky}
VOTES: +135 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
White People Twitter - “I’m a professor and I just got done teaching about the Indian Ocean slave trade to a class of undergraduates. I saw the look in their eyes. They knew this had to be true. I’m not talking about a few dozen slaves. I’m talking about 2 million.”
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
coned +7m +134 / -0
the amount of people saying "i can't believe this is news" is so fucking weird. i can't believe it's not news.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +44 / -0
  It's not news. The "Indian Ocean slave trade" has been around since the 1500s. It's just not well known because the slaves were brown and it doesn't fit the narrative of white people bad.

    IslamWasRightAboutWomen +1h +32 / -1
    The arab slave trade was also like 100% black slaves from the west coast of africa, but that's also not really covered in history classes

      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +14m +41 / -0
      The arab slave trade wasn't really a thing. They enslaved people in their own countries, but only as a punishment. And they had slaves in their own countries, so it wasn't really a big deal.

        Sasanka_of_Gauda +2h +31 / -0
        {IMG}

          C333 +30m +34 / -0
          {IMG}

            KongsburyDonkboy +1h +14 / -0
            Is this real?

              C333 +2h +9 / -0
              {YOUTUBE}

            Sasanka_of_Gauda +10m +10 / -0
            Why do you hate koreans? :marseysulk:
            {IMG}

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-05-25T20Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjam: :marseyjamming:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn't exist doesn

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-05-13T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflaguk: :marseyflagsouthkorea: :marseyflageu: :marseyflagspain: :marseyflagegypt: :marseyflagus: :marseyflagaustralia: :marseyflagargentina: :marseyflagbrazil: :marseyflagcanada: :marseyflaggermany: :marseyflagchina: :marseyflagindia: :marseyflagjapan: :marseyflagrussia: :marseyflagfrance: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagpakistan: :marseyflagpoland: :marseyflagsouthafrica: :marseyflagturkey: :marseyflagvietnam: :marseyflagnorway: :marseyflagphilippines: :marseyflagireland: :marseyflagfinland: :marseyflagsweden: :marseyflagnetherlands: :marseyflagindonesia: :marseyflagnewzealand: :marseyflaguae: :marseyflagqatar: :marseyflagperu: :marseyflagcyprus: :marseyflagromania: :marseyflaggreece: :marseyflagbangladesh: :marseyflagbelgium: :marseyflagthailand: :marseyflagisrael: :marseyflagbulgaria: :marseyflaghungary: :marseyflagdenmark: :marseyflagportugal: :marseyflagczechia: :marseyflagjordan: :marseyflagsri: :marseyflagcroatia: :marseyflagluxembourg: :marseyflagmexico: :marseyflagserbia: :marseyflagbosnia: :marseyflagbelarus: :marseyflagmalaysia: :marseyflagiraq: :marseyflagethiopia: :marseyflagalgeria: :marseyflagaustria: :marseyflagmorocco: :marseyflagcambodia:

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-05-20T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!antibharatiya
COMMENTS:
Lv999_Lich_King +39m +10 / -0
{IMG}

X +3m +6 / -0
:#marseyemojilaugh:

  Masshole_12 +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseytunaktunak: :#marseytunaktunak: :#marseytunaktunak: :#marseytunaktunak: :#marseytunaktunak:

Dramamine +1h +4 / -0
{IMG}
I just want to be able to say that the Indians are winning the culture war, and they still haven't won it.

ShitTornadoToOz +3h +2 / -0
You gotta be paying attention to the jeets and the pajeets in your area if you wanna stay winning.

  Masshole_12 +3m +2 / -0
  :#marseytunaktunak: :#marseytunaktunak: :#marseytunaktunak: :#marseytunaktunak: :#marseytunaktunak:

Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}

  Masshole_12 +25m +1 / -0
  :#marseytunaktunak: :#marseytunaktunak: :#marseytunaktunak: :#marseytunaktunak: :#marseytunaktunak: :#marseytunaktunak: :#marseytunaktunak: :#marseytunaktunak: :#marseytunaktunak: :#marseytunaktunak: :#marseytunaktunak: :#m

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2024-07-27T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycope: :marseyseethe:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +12 / -0
:#marseywomanmoment2:

  Masshole_12 +1m +8 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

GlowieKong +1h +3 / -0
:#marseybardfinnrentfree:aa

arsey +3h +2 / -0
This is the funniest shit ever. lmao
I don't think they can really do anything about the app, but I love the hilarious seethe.a.com/a/a/

  Masshole_12 +11m +2 / -0
  The app is a fucking ripoff. I hate ita.com/ https://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/ottawa/ottawa-police-have-no-plans-to-ban-ottawa-app-which-draws-skepticism-from-critics https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ottawa-app-mayor-20240706 https://ottawacitizen.com/news/ottawa/ottawa-police-call-to-block-app-was-meant-to-prevent-violencea.com/ https://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/ottawa/ottawa-police-call-to-block-app-was-meant-to-prevent-violence

    arsey +21m +2 / -0
    lmao I can't believe they are still doing this. It's hilarious.a.com/ https://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/ottawa/ottawa-police-have-no-plans-to-ban-ottawa-app-which-draws-skepticism-from-critics https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ottawa-app-mayor-20240706 https://ottawacitizen.com/news/ottawa/ottawa-police-call-to-block-app-was-meant-to-prevent-violence

      Masshole_12 +6m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-05-14T11Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: So what’s with the new Star Wars? :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have no idea what’s going on. I’m assuming they are making Star Wars cartoons? What are they called?
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +26m +13 / -0
{IMG}
This is the only good thing Disney has done in the Star Wars universe.

  Masshole_12 +1m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

  Bum +2h +3 / -0
  I'm not a huge star wars fan but I really liked it too. I like the stuff they did with the other characters too, like Lando's hand getting chopped off.

    Cao_Cao +27m +3 / -0
    It's like they took a cheap B-movie from the 1970s and pumped it full of the finest CGI money can buy.

      Bum +1h +2 / -0
      It's like they took a cheap B-movie from the 1970s and pumped it full of the finest CGI money can buy.

    JohnDevereaux +4h +2 / -0
    >Lando's hand getting chopped off.
    {IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +7h +2 / -0
  >I'm not a huge star wars fan but I really liked it too.
  {IMG}

DHS_ICE +43m +9 / -0
the new star wars is that they killed off all the old characters and put them in a new setting where they are all totally different people with different names and personalities who are all going to die because they are totally different people with different names and personalities
# Star Wars: The Last Jedi
# Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
# Star Wars: The Acolyte
# Star Wars: Andor
# Star Wars: Tales of the Empire
# Star Wars: The Bad Batch
# Star Wars: The Mandalorian
# Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett
# Star Wars: Andor
# Star Wars: The Acolyte
# Star Wars: And

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-01-06T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybike: :marseycuck: :marseyscooter: :marseytrump: :marseybike:
URL: {TWEET: nypost}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
yesimawesome +2h +3 / -0
It's a really sad thing that Trump's tariffs will probably end up driving up the price of groceries even for people who don't own any land, even for people who don't own any businesses, even for people who don't own any factories.
The only people who will be able to benefit from Trump's tariffs are landowners and business owners and factory owners. And most of them won't even benefit much because the tariffs will probably just be passed on to the customers, not really making the owners of land and businesses and factories any more money than they would have had if they had just gone about business as usual.

  whyareyou +3h +2 / -0
  TFW I own everything :marseywholesome:

    whyareyou +10s +1 / -0
    no way

  Masshole_12 +1h +2 / -0
  Yeah, it’s retarded and I hate it. But I’m not voting for the other guy so :marseyshrug:

    whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
    :marseynotes:

      Masshole_12 +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseyobey: :#marseybike: :#marseybike: :#marseybike:

        whyareyou +21m +1 / -0
        :#marseybikecuck:

          Masshole_12 +5m +2 / -0
          :#marseybikecuckgenocide:

            whyareyou +3m +1 / -0
            :#marseybikecucklove: :#marseybikecucklove: :#marseybikecucklove:

              Masshole_12 +1m +2 / -0
              :#marseybikecuckgen

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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2024-03-18T12Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseyshroom:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +4h +1 / -0
{IMG}

  Masshole_12 +1m +1 / -0
  {IMG}.ott.ott

    Dramamine +1m +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2023-10-26T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +7m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  Masshole_12 +2m +7 / -0
  {GIF}

  asshole +1h +4 / -0
  {GIF}
  !slotsmb100

Zuzie +50m +4 / -0
:#marseyakshually: It's because the coin is shiny and shiny things are hot

  asshole +30m +3 / -0
  {GIF}
  !slotsmb100

  Masshole_12 +54m +2 / -0
  {GIF}

Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyveryworried:

  Masshole_12 +2m +2 / -0
  {GIF}

    Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyfluffy:.

      Masshole_12 +5m +2 / -0
      {GIF}

        Dramamine +7m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: Masshole_12
DATE: 2025-05-07T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyboomer: :marseyshapiro: :marseysrdine: :marseyjerkoffsmile: :marseyfry: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoy3: :soyjakwow: :soyjakdancing: :soyjakdancing2: :marseysoypoint2: :marseysoypointsnappyquote: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyseethe: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyswitch: :soyjakwow: :soyjakdancing: :soyjakdancing2: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :marseysoyswitch: :

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2023-05-18T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseythinkorino: :marseythinkorino: :marseythinkorino: :marseythinkorino:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter the_maga_movement_is_the_biggest_joke_on_earth}
COMMENTS:
Hordofboars +7m +4 / -0
:#marseyxd:
This is next-level. It's like an Onion headline.

  massive_fuckwit +2h +3 / -0
  >next-level
  I know it's still a reddit comment, but I can't find anything to disagree with.
  :#marseyxd:

massive_fuckwit +3h +4 / -0
> [The MAGA movement is the biggest joke on earth. They think they're taking a stand for freedom, when really they're just a bunch of self-righteous assholes.]({REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter the_maga_movement_is_the_biggest_joke_on_earth})
:#marseyhesright:
> [The MAGA movement is the biggest joke on earth. They think they're taking a stand for freedom, when really they're just a bunch of self-righteous assholes.]({REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter the_maga_movement_is_the_biggest_joke_on_earth})
:#marseyhesright:
> [The MAGA movement is the biggest joke on earth. They think they're taking a stand for freedom, when really they're just a bunch of self-righteous assholes.]({REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter the_maga_movement_is_the_biggest_joke_on_earth})
:#marseyhesright:
> [The MAGA movement is the biggest joke on earth. They think they're taking a stand for freedom, when really they're just a bunch of self-righteous assholes.]({REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter the_maga_movement_is_the_biggest_joke_on_earth})
:#marseyhesright:

  massive_fuckwit +2m +2 / -0
  > [The MAGA movement is the biggest joke on earth. They think they're taking a stand for freedom, when really

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2023-02-11T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
Penny +1h +4 / -0
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{IMG}@nope

massive_fuckwit +1m +3 / -0
:soyjakyell: :soyjakyell: :soyjakyell

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2023-03-13T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Transgender" Australian who went to Thailand for surgery, is now crying in a subreddit about the pain and regret.
URL: {REDDIT: r/ftm i_regret_going_to_thailand_for_top_surgery}
VOTES: +45 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
##### The OP:
> I regret going to Thailand for top surgery.
> I don't want to do this in a big post but I'm just gonna say it. I've been wanting top surgery for a long time and decided to get it done in Thailand. I was so happy with the results for the first two months. It looked amazing and I loved it. I was finally a man. It felt so great to have my chest flat and no boobs. I felt like a man. But now, I feel like I have no boobs, not even a little bit. I wish I could have kept a small amount of boobs so I would have something to look at in the mirror. Now, I look like a man with no boobs. I feel like a man with no boobs. I wish I could have kept a small amount of boobs so I would have something to look at in the mirror. Now, I look like a man with no boobs. I feel like a man with no boobs. I wish I could have kept a small amount of boobs so I would have something to look at in the mirror. Now, I look like a man with no boobs. I feel like a man with no boobs. I wish I could have kept a small amount of boobs so I would have something to look at in the mirror. Now, I look like a man with no boobs. I feel like a man with no boobs. I wish I could have kept a small amount of boobs so I would have something to look at in the mirror. Now, I look like a man with no boobs. I feel like a man with no boobs. I wish I could have kept a small amount of boobs so I would have something to look at in the mirror. Now, I look like a man with no boobs. I feel like a man with no boobs. I wish I could have kept a small amount of boobs so I would have something to look at in the mirror. Now, I look like a man with no boobs. I feel like a man with no boobs. I wish I could

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2023-07-08T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +37 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +17 / -0
:#marseybardfinn:

  911roofer +23m +6 / -0
  Bardfinn

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2022-07-22T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🚨🚨🚨 NEW RDRAMA CHALLENGE 🚨🚨🚨
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Post a picture of your hand holding a 🚨
COMMENTS:
STAN_ARTMS +14m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  massive_fuckwit +18m +3 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
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  :#marseykingcrown:

userturkey13 +37m +2 / -0
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  :#marseykingcrown:

    userturkey13 +3m +1 / -0
    :#marseygiveup:

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2023-01-08T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagaustralia: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HOW LONG UNTIL THE CUCKING OF THE AUSTRALIAN DOLLAR BEGINS :marseyflagaustralia:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +40 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyflagaustralia::#marseyflagaustralia::#marseyflagaustralia::#marseyflagaustralia:
:#marseyflagaustralia::#marseyflagaustralia::#marseyflagaustralia::#marseyflagaustralia:
:#marseyflagaustralia::#marseyflagaustralia::#marseyflagaustralia::#marseyflagaustralia:
COMMENTS:
massive_fuckwit +1m +20 / -0
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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2023-01-14T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Vid] CUCKold Simulator
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Cuckold Simulator
COMMENTS:
BulbBurglar +1h +2 / -0
i hate when i come home and my wife has a dog on her lap

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1h +2 / -0
It's a good movie.

Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +1 / -0
:#marseyxd:

Mystic_Gohan +5h +1 / -0
this is what you are all missing out on

Cao_Cao +3h +1 / -0
> Cuckold Simulator
> Unrelated image
{GIF}

L +6h +1 / -0
Dude this is literally a scene from a movie called cuckold simulator

  massive_fuckwit +1h +1 / -0
  > Dude this is literally a scene from a movie called cuckold simulator
  :#marseyagreefast:

    L +20m +1 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast: (after the first "o")

      massive_fuckwit +1h +1 / -0
      :#marseyagreefast: (after the first "o") :#marseyagreefast: (after the second "o") :#marseyagreefast: (after the third "o") :#marseyagreefast: (after the fourth "o") :#marseyagreefast: (after the fifth "o") :#marseyagreefast: (after the sixth "o") :#marseyagreefast: (after the seventh "o") :#marseyagreefast: (after the eighth "o") :#marseyagreefast: (after the ninth "o") :#marseyagreefast: (after the tenth "o") :#marseyagreefast: (after the eleventh "o") :#marseyagreefast: (after the twelfth "o") :#marseyagreefast: (after the thirteenth "o") :#marse

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2023-05-26T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyaustralian: Aussie PM makes a funny joke. Twittards seethe.
URL: {TWEET: AustralianPM}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
massive_fuckwit +1m +14 / -0
> [This is a very disturbing statement. What do you mean by “chopping the fuck out of a woman’s body” and “letting a man go free”?]({TWEET: davidkessler1})
:#marseysoycry:

  ABC +3m +11 / -0
  I'm sure this guy would be the first to defend abortion rights if it was a man.

    massive_fuckwit +1m +8 / -0
    Yeah, you're right, I'm not sure this guy would be the first to defend abortion rights if it was a man, because I'm not sure this guy would be the first to defend abortion rights if it was a man.

ABC +3m +11 / -0
> [I am not the only one who thinks this is deeply disturbing]({TWEET: davidkessler1})
> [It is appalling that a sitting Prime Minister has used the terms “chopping the fuck out of a woman’s body” and “letting a man go free” in an attempt to justify murder.]({TWEET: davidkessler1})
Why are these people so fucking hysterical over words? They're not even funny.

  911roofer +6h +2 / -0
  Because they’re weak.

ILIKECATS +25m +6 / -0
>chopping the fuck out of a woman’s body
:marseyxd: I think this might be the first time I’ve seen a politician make a funny comment on twitter

STAN_ARTMS +43m +3 / -0
>not being allowed to do what you want to do to a woman's body is like getting a C-section
:#marseybrainlet:

  massive_fuckwit +6h +3 / -0
  >not being allowed to do what you want to do to a woman's body is like getting a C-section
  :#marseyagreefast

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2022-02-03T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: when they realise they'll never be as based as the Romanians
URL: {REDDIT: r/worldnews romania_to_deport_26000_migrants_to_countries_of}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
"Deporting people to the country they come from is a human rights violation and deplorable."
"Why don't you fix your own shithole first? You're just a European nation."
"Come to America!"
>But if you really want to help the poor and downtrodden, come to America, not Romania.
COMMENTS:
DustyPoncho +3h +2 / -0
It's not a human rights violation, it's a human rights improvement..

  massive_fuckwit +1h +1 / -0
  Don't tell the redditors that.

Sir_Slapadicc +2h +1 / -0
>When we say "refugees welcome" we mean refugees welcome. Not random migrants from somewhere else who have no right to be here. We can't accept them. We have our own problems to deal with.
This is the first time I've ever agreed with a redditor..

massive_fuckwit +1m +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2024-02-13T04Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: I FUCKING LOVE THIS FISH
URL: N/A
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +12 / -0
!animalposters
:#marseyheart:

  ACA +1h +6 / -0
  I love fish because I love Jesus

massive_fuckwit +3m +10 / -0
@Aevann @carpathianflorist
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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2022-09-24T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm sure you guys have seen this, but I thought it was funny
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
massive_fuckwit +1m +3 / -0
https://v.redd.it/vv878827f3081
for the non-pornchads

  massive_fuckwit +1h +1 / -0
  oh wait the link didn't work, i'll try again
  https://v.redd.it/vv878827f3081

    massive_fuckwit +1m +1 / -0
    https://v.redd.it/vv878827f3081

      massive_fuckwit +1m +1 / -0
      https://v.redd.it/vv878827f3081

        massive_fuckwit +3m +1 / -0
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            massive_fuckwit +3m +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2025-02-21T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :chudjakdancing: The Big Switch has been pulled :chudjakdancing:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +22 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
massive_fuckwit +43s +11 / -0
God I love Trump. I'm so happy to be American.

  peepeehands +2m +8 / -0
  {IMG}

  Htd +16h +1 / -0
  you're not though? :marseysmughips:

s_a_n_t_b +34m +6 / -0
The whole world is gonna be a B2B world and it's gonna be a big win for American business

  Haberdasher +22m +4 / -0
  Why would it be a win for American business? Do you think they're going to be the only ones to deal with foreign businesses now?

    s_a_n_t_b +4m +5 / -0
    I think a lot of business will relocate from Europe, and it will be easier for American companies to hire Europeans, and American companies will be more likely to buy European products

      Haberdasher +1m +5 / -0
      I'm not sure that's a good thing for American business.

        s_a_n_t_b +3m +6 / -0
        It's good for American business if they can hire Europeans for less than they pay Americans and also sell their products to Europeans for more than they pay to buy them.
        In the long run it's good for Americans if we can be the center of the world's business, and I think we can

          Haberdasher +2m +3 / -0
          I don't think you're a businessperson, but I'm glad you're enjoying this.

            s_a_n_t_b +10m +4 / -0
            I don't think you're a businessperson but I'm glad you're enjoying this
            :#marseyagreefast:

    massive_fuckwit +1h +3 / -0
    >Do you think they're going to be the only ones to deal with foreign businesses now?
    :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

      Haberdasher

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2024-09-28T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +101 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Kiwibee +1h +23 / -0
:marseytruthnuke:
The "no" is meaningless as a response to the question. It doesn't even address the question. :marseyindignantturn:
This is the same reason "wrong" is a meaningless response to the question "What do you think about this?"
:marseytruthnuke:

  2 +1h +9 / -0
  :marseytruthnuke:
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    Kiwibee +1h +3 / -0
    :marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke:

  TournamentFishing +1h +8 / -0
  !poll_voters
  &&:marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke:&&
  &&:marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke:&&

  JimieWhales +3h +8 / -0
  :marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke: :marseytruthnuke:

  RPD +4h +2 / -0
  It's not meaningless. It is a yes/no question, and the answer is no.

    Kiwibee +12m +1 / -0
    Its not a yes/no question. :marseyindignantturn:

      RPD +13m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2022-08-02T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :soyjackwow: DO NOT WANT :soycry: WE WANT TO BE HECKING HUMANOID ROBOTS
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/aug/01/robot-arms-arms-in-place-of-hands-robot-arms-robot-arm
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> A man who lost his right arm after an accident has been able to control a robotic arm with his thoughts using a brain-computer interface.
> The technology, which is still in its early stages, means that the 51-year-old man can move a robotic arm to pick up objects and even play a simple piano tune.
> **“I don’t want a robotic arm, I want to be human,” he said, adding: “I want to live a normal life, not a life of disability.”**
> The robotic arm was controlled by the man’s brain activity, picked up by electrodes placed on his head. The signals were decoded and sent to the robotic arm to move it.
> **“We want to live a normal life, not a life of disability.”**
> The robotic arm was controlled by the man’s brain activity, picked up by electrodes placed on his head. The signals were decoded and sent to the robotic arm to move it.
> The man, who was not identified, had been working as a laboratory technician when he was involved in an accident at work in 2018 that resulted in the loss of his right arm.
> **“I don’t want a robotic arm, I want to be human,” he said, adding: “I want to live a normal life, not a life of disability.”**
> The robotic arm was controlled by the man’s brain activity, picked up by electrodes placed on his head. The signals were decoded and sent to the robotic arm to move it.
> The man, who was not identified, had been working as a laboratory technician when he was involved in an accident at work in 2018 that resulted in the loss of his right arm.
> **“I don’t want a robotic arm, I want to be human,” he said, adding: “I want to live a normal life, not a life of disability.”**
> The robotic arm was controlled by the man’s brain activity

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2022-04-06T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: (Old Drama) Someone posted a video of a female tank commander getting blown up on /r/CombatFootage
URL: {REDDIT: r/CombatFootage iraqi_tank_gets_blow_up_by_an_american}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It was removed because it was "too violent".
Naturally, Redditors proceed to :marseylongpost: about how this video is wrong and how they are all so mad about it.
COMMENTS:
L +24m +8 / -0
The top comment is a guy going "you know, if you really wanna go out in a blaze of glory like this, i'd recommend just using a gun instead of a tank"
Yeah i know i'm sure a woman's going to be able to get a clear shot with a gun in a position like that

  massive_fuckwit +2h +4 / -0
  >i'd recommend just using a gun instead of a tank"
  {IMG}

    L +1h +3 / -0
    The fact that the context of this is that a female commander is getting blown up in a tank that she didnt have any control over and the comment is "if you wanna die, you should use a gun instead" is absurd

  massive_fuckwit +2h +3 / -0
  >i'd recommend just using a gun instead of a tank"
  {IMG}

    L +1h +3 / -0
    The fact that the context of this is that a female commander is getting blown up in a tank that she didnt have any control over and the comment is "if you wanna die, you should use a gun instead" is absurd

  massive_fuckwit +2h +2 / -0
  >i'd recommend just using a gun instead of a tank"
  {IMG}

    L +1h +2 / -0
    The fact that the context of this is that a female commander is getting blown up in a tank that she didnt have any control over and the comment is "if you wanna die, you should use a gun instead" is absurd

      massive_fuckwit +14m +2 / -0
      >The fact that the context of this is that a female commander

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2024-06-15T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyschizowave: :marseydisney: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +8 / -0
!animalposters :#marseysoypoint:

  massive_fuckwit +3h +4 / -0
  # :#soyjackwow: :#soyjackwow: :#soyjackwow: :#soyjackwow: :#soyjackwow: :#soyjackwow: :#soyjackwow: :#soyjackwow: :#soyjackwow: :#soyjackwow:

massive_fuckwit +1m +4 / -0
:#marseysoypoint:

Bepis +1h +2 / -0
:#marseydepressed: 5 20

  massive_fuckwit +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseysoypoint: :#marseyso

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2025-03-21T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow:

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2024-09-10T04Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>be me
>go on rDrama
>read a post
>post :soyjakwow: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyswitch: :soysnoo: :soysnoo2: :soysnoo4: :soysnoo3: :soysnoo5: :soyjakfront: :soyjakyell: :soyjak: :soyjakdancing2: :soyjakdancing: :soyjakbounce: :soyjakcobson: :soysnoo4: :soysnoo: :soysnoo2: :soysnoo3: :soysnoo5: :soyjakfront: :soyjakyell: :soyjak: :soyjakdancing2: :soyjakdancing: :soyjakbounce: :soyjakcobson: :soyjakfront: :soyjakyell: :soyjak: :soyjakdancing2: :soyjakdancing: :soyjakbounce: :soyjakcobson: :soysnoo4: :soysnoo: :soysnoo2: :soysnoo3: :soysnoo5: :soyjakfront: :soyjakyell: :

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2022-08-28T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: Marseys
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
massive_fuckwit +5m +2 / -0
{IMG}

massive_fuckwit +5m +2 / -0
{IMG} :marseytrain:

massive_fuckwit +2m +2 / -0
{IMG}

massive_fuckwit +1m +2 / -0
{IMG}

massive_fuckwit +3m +2 / -0
{IMG}

massive_fuckwit +2m +2 / -0
{IMG} :marseytrain:

massive_fuckwit +4m +2 / -0
{IMG}

massive_fuckwit +2m +2 / -0
{IMG}

massive_fuckwit +5m +2 / -0
{IMG}i :marseytrain:

massive_fuckwit +2m +2 / -0
{IMG}ng :marseytrain:

massive_fuckwit +3m +2 / -0
{IMG}

massive_fuckwit +5m +2 / -0
{IMG}

massive_fuckwit +2m +2 / -0
{IMG}ng :marseytrain:

massive_fuckwit +3m +2 / -0
{IMG}

massive_fuckwit +5m +2 / -0
{IMG}i :marseytrain:

massive_fuckwit +4m +2 / -0
{IMG}

massive_fuckwit +2m +2 / -0
{IMG}ng :marseytrain:

massive_fuckwit +3m +2 / -0
{IMG}

massive_fuckwit +4m +2 / -0
{IMG}

massive_fuckwit +2m +2 / -0
{IMG}ng :marseytrain:

massive_fuckwit +3m +2 / -0
{IMG}

massive_fuckwit +2m +2 / -0
{IMG}ng :marseytrain

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2024-09-08T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain2: gets on a plane. :marseytrain2: starts to :marseytrain2: out. :marseytrain2: starts stripping off :marseytrain2: to :marseytrain2: in front of everyone. :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +13 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseytrain2:
COMMENTS:
Janniephobe +55m +9 / -0
:#marseywould:

  massive_fuckwit +24m +5 / -0
  :#marseyshesright:

massive_fuckwit +3m +5 / -0
I've never seen this clip before, and it's 14 years old.
:#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd:

  BernieSanders +3h +4 / -0
  It's called a time machine

AverageBen10Enjoyer +26m +4 / -0
He's just a really cute twink

  massive_fuckwit +44m +3 / -0
  :#marseyshesright:ing

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +3h +4 / -0
I wish i could be so confident

  massive_fuckwit +4m +3 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:ing

massive_fuckwit +27m +3 / -0
@aevann :#marseybegging: plz pin so I can see if there's any drama

  Aevann +3d +3 / -0
  done king

    massive_fuckwit +42m +2 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown: :#marseyking: :#marseykingcrown:

massive_fuckwit +5d +2 / -0
@Aevann I made a post. It's getting

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2022-09-03T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The :marseytrain: locomotive is getting ready for the rdrama trans genocide
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +19 / -0
:marseytrain: are always busy and on the go. You can tell by how they are always on the move

  GT +10m +11 / -0
  When they are on the go it's a great time to get off the train

    BigBussyHunter +4m +7 / -0
    :marseytrain2: :!marseyxd:

    massive_fuckwit +11m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

    1 +23m +3 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

      BigBussyHunter +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyxd:

  massive_fuckwit +1m +9 / -0
  :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

Jimbo_B_Beterson +50m +2 / -0
{MP4}

  massive_fuckwit +2m +2 / -0
  I got a good one for you
  {MP4}

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +3m +2 / -0
    I'm a sucker for that sound

      massive_fuckwit +1h +2 / -0
      {IMG} @Jimbo_B_Beterson @Jimbo_B_Beterson @Jimbo_B_Beterson

        Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          massive_fuckwit +3h +2 / -0
          {MP4}ont @Jimbo_B_Beterson @Jimbo_B_Beterson @Jimbo_B_Beterson

            Jimbo_B_Beterson +3h +2 / -0
            I was going to post the entire thing but I got tired

1 +44m +2 / -0
It's like a cartoon
{IMG}

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2022-09-14T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'M GONNA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2022-09-03T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytroublemaker: I am unironically going to create a subreddit for this story :marseytroublemaker:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +161 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm going to create a subreddit called r/WifeBeatingWife and post this story to it.
It will be all about how the wife is getting the help she needs to beat her husband.
We will go back and forth about the legality of it, the ethicality of it, the morality of it, etc.
We will debate about the wife's right to self-defence and how she is being targeted by a violent fascist.
We will encourage her to do it again.
We will talk about how it's a shame that women have to resort to violence but it's not her fault because she has BPD and PTSD.
There will be some leakers of course, but we will also have some "crazy" posts where we encourage her to escalate and frame the husband for domestic violence.
...and then... I dunno.... I'm not a master troll.
COMMENTS:
massive_fuckwit +2m +98 / -1
I'm going to use the story about the wife beating her husband as a template and post it to random threads on /r/TwoXChromosomes.
I will post it to /r/TwoXChromosomes when I get home.
I will also post it to /r/TwoXChromosomes in the morning.

  massive_fuckwit +1m +46 / -1
  This is my best attempt to make the story plausible:
  {IMG}

    massive_fuckwit +3m +41 / -1
    Edit: I think I've got it
    {IMG}

      massive_fuckwit +1m +47 / -1
      Edit2: I think I've got it
      {IMG}

        massive_fuckwit +1m +31 / -1
        Edit3: I think I've got it
        {IMG}

          massive_fuckwit +31s +30 / -1
          Edit4: I think I've got it
          {IMG}

            massive_fuckwit +49s +21 / -1
            Edit5:

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2025-03-18T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :redlight: :bluelight: JANNIES WAKE UP :redlight: :bluelight: WE'RE GONNA GET LIT
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +81 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyfsjal: :#marseyfsjal: :#marseyfsjal: :#marseyfsjal: :#marseyfsjal: :#marseyfsjal:
!chuds !nonchuds !trump2024 !trump2028
COMMENTS:
massive_fuckwit +1m +58 / -0
:#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback:
{IMG}

  massive_fuckwit +1m +38 / -0
  :#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback:
  {IMG}

    massive_fuckwit +30s +28 / -0
    :#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback:
    {IMG}

      massive_fuckwit +25s +26 / -0
      :#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback:
      {IMG}

        massive_fuckwit +34s +28 / -0
        :#marseytrumpwereback: :#marseytrumpwereback: :#m

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2023-01-29T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybluecheck: Twitter user posts "I can't believe I'm saying this: I support the UN" :marseybluecheck: Drama in replies. :marseybluecheck:
URL: {TWEET: TheUN}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +13m +2 / -0
this is some great shit, let me tell you. I've been watching it for like 2 hours and I'm still not sure what is going on here. It's like a cross between a high school cafeteria and a prison yard. It's really funny stuff and I don't even know what is going on here

  massive_fuckwit +1m +2 / -0
  Just read the replies. It's the most unhinged shit you'll ever see.

    whyareyou +3m +2 / -0
    I'm not reading replies. I'm watching the drama happen live. I'm not some kind of voyeur, I'm a participant.

      massive_fuckwit +23m +2 / -0
      :#marseykingcrown:

        whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
        :marseywholesome:

lmao +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}

  massive_fuckwit +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseybluecheck:
  # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # #

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2022-05-03T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [no drama] [fucking lol] [10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2023-05-25T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :!marseyreporterfox: "Ayy lmao, ayy lmao" :marseyreporterfox: "Ayy lmao, ayy lmao" :!marseyreporterfox: "Ayy lmao, ayy lmao" :marseyreporterfox: "Ayy lmao, ayy lmao"
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +15m +12 / -0
:#marseychingchongnotes:

HailVictory1776 +1h +7 / -0
Ayy lmao I’m here to shill my merch.com

rDramaHistorian +1h +6 / -0
>3 months ago
{IMG}

  massive_fuckwit +17m +3 / -0
  >3 months ago
  {IMG}

  Geralt_of_Uganda +2h +2 / -0
  I thought this was 3 months ago but it's actually 3 years :marseydepressed:

    rDramaHistorian +4h +1 / -0
    It's 3 months. 3 years ago it was my favorite meme :marseyhappytears:

HugeThompson +1h +4 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  massive_fuckwit +4m +3 / -0
  {MP4}

    HugeThompson +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

      massive_fuckwit +1m +3 / -0
      {MP4}

        HugeThompson +4m +3 / -0
        {MP4}

          massive_fuckwit +1m +3 / -0
          {MP4}

            HugeThompson +2m +2 / -0
            {MP4}

              massive_fuckwit +3m +2 / -0
              {MP4}

                HugeThompson +3m +2 / -0
                {MP4}

                  massive_fuckwit +1m +2 / -0
                  {MP4}

                    HugeThompson

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2023-01-02T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagchina: :marseylaughpoundfist:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +30m +6 / -0
{IMG}

  massive_fuckwit +4m +7 / -0
  :#marseymao: :#marseyxi: :#marseyjewoftheorient: :#marseyxi: :#marseymao:
  :#marseygolden2: :#marseygolden2: :#marseygolden2: :#marseygolden2: :#marseygolden2:

  KinoBushido +2h +3 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  JannieJihad +46m +3 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

massive_fuckwit +10m +3 / -0
{IMG}

KinoBushido +2h +1 / -0
:marseykneel:

Hordofboars +2h +1 / -0
:marseyhomofascist: :marseykneel:
trans lives matter

Cao_Cao +2h +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  massive_fuckwit +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :#marseybased: :

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2022-10-16T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: BREAKING NEWS: :marseysaluteussr: Putin is now the second most popular man in the world. :marseysaluteussr:
URL: https://www.newsweek.com/vladimir-putin-russia-ukraine-war-1748174
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyputin::#marseyputin::#marseyputin:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
X +2m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  massive_fuckwit +3m +10 / -0
  :#marseyxd: :#marseyputinpat:

  cyberdick +1h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

massive_fuckwit +2m +7 / -0
> The pollsters surveyed 3,500 adults in 26 countries
The only non-Russian country they surveyed was Australia, so this is probably accurate.
{IMG}

  Fabrico +21m +4 / -0
  :#marseyflagaustralia:
  I'm glad to see we're doing our part to make the world a better place.
  :#marseyflagukraine::#!marseyputin:

  Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
  > The only non-Russian country they surveyed was Australia
  So... England then?

    massive_fuckwit +1h +1 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
I didn't realise there were so many Russians here.
Are you all okay?

  massive_fuckwit +1h +2 / -0
  I'm not Russian, I'm Australian and we are all doing very well.

    Cao_Cao +6h +1 / -0
    Oh, okay. I thought you were Russian.

      massive_fuckwit +2h +2 / -0
      :#marseyxd:

        Cao_Cao +3m +1 / -0
        :#marseyshrug:
        I'm not the one who's coping.

          massive

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2022-08-21T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors seethe as the Aussie PM dares to ban the "Mandela Effect" from the public service
URL: {REDDIT: r/australia pm_will_ban_mandela_effect_from_public_service}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> But how can it be fake, if I remember it? I remember it, don't I?
>> Good question.
:#marseysmug3:
> That's not how the Mandela effect works. If you remember something and other people don't, that's the Mandela effect.
>> I remember something that I believe is real, and many other people don't. That's the Mandela effect.
>>> This is actually a common misunderstanding of the Mandela effect. The Mandela effect is not when you remember something that other people don't. The Mandela effect is when you remember something that other people do, but they remember it differently than you. For example, the Mandela effect is when you remember that "Star Wars" was originally called "Space Wars," but other people remember it as "Star Wars" from the beginning.
:#marseyretard2:
> The Mandela effect is real. The fact that we can't provide a solid explanation for it doesn't mean that it isn't real.
>> The fact that you can't provide a solid explanation for it doesn't mean that it isn't real.
>>> You can't provide a solid explanation for anything.
>>>> You can't provide a solid explanation for anything.
>>>>> So you can't provide a solid explanation for the fact that you can't provide a solid explanation for anything.
:#marseybigbrain:
COMMENTS:
STAN_ARTMS +2m +5 / -0
:#marseyeldritchnut:

massive_fuckwit +1m +3 / -0
I just noticed that the top comment is by u/LocalCarpenter, a 2 year old account with no other comments or posts. :#marseythinkorino:

  massive_fuckwit +1m +3 / -0
  [I got a report for "harassment"]({REDDIT: r/australia pm_will_ban_mandela_effect_from_public_service})
  :#marseyjanny:

massive_fuckwit

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2022-12-12T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :!marseycomrade: "This is the best time to be a communist since the Russian Revolution" :marseyrevolution: "This is the worst time to be a communist since the Russian Revolution"
URL: {TWEET: mohammedqasim88}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I’ve been reading Karl Marx for 2 years and he is so wise
:#soyjackwow::#marseyrevolution::#!soyjackwow:
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +16 / -0
> I've been reading Karl Marx for 2 years and he is so wise
You know, I was a bit of a Karl Marx fanboy when I was younger. The more I read of his work, the more I'm convinced he was a genuine retard.

  massive_fuckwit +1h +12 / -0
  {IMG}

    georgfloydmann +29m +3 / -0
    :#marseyimam:

    ActualHuitzilopotchtli +1h +1 / -0
    He was smart enough to write books, but not smart enough to know he was wrong. That’s why he was right. He’s so wise and smart he knows he can be wrong sometimes.

  ActualHuitzilopotchtli +3h +3 / -0
  You can tell he was a retard from just looking at his face. The man looks like a vegetable, you can see it in his eyes and facial expression. He had a rare condition that made him look like that, it was the thing that made him so wise.
  {IMG}

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +1m +4 / -0
    The brow ridge really is something else

  ActualHuitzilopotchtli +3h +3 / -0
  You are so wise and smart you know you can be wrong sometimes.

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +10m +3 / -0
    I'm not sure if you're agreeing or not, but it's a good point.

      ActualHuitzilopotchtli +1h +2 / -0
      I’m agreeing
      {GIF

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2024-08-23T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: it never even began for dramatards
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +110 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
C333 +4h +15 / -0 [S]
{IMG}

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +51m +5 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

FormerLurKONG +57m +12 / -0
:#marseysmirk2:

DEV0T10 +1h +9 / -0
:#marseydepressed:

  weiguksa +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseycheerup:

Transformers +1h +7 / -0
:#marseygravedance:

GlowieKong +2h +6 / -0
#factcheck

whyareyou +2h +6 / -0
:marseyitneverbegan:

drama_enthusiast +3h +5 / -0
:#marseyitsover:

Freak-Off +5h +4 / -0
It's not over until the fat lady sings
:#marseycheerup:

  massive_fuckwit +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseycheerup:

Kiwibee +2h +3 / -0
I don't understand.

  whyareyou +39m +5 / -0
  It's a joke about rdrama not being able to get attention from reddit

    Kiwibee +16m +4 / -0
    So a loser joke.

      whyareyou +1h +5 / -0
      :marseyagreefast:

      massive_fuckwit +4h +2 / -0
      :#marseycheerup:cott

    massive_fuckwit +4h +2 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:cott

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4h +3 / -0
It's not over until the fat lady sings!

  massive_fuckwit +2h +2 / -0
  :#m

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2023-07-18T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyboomer: Boomer :marseyboomer: discovers something about the Youtube algorithm and uses it to create a 24hr stream of his favourite TV show. :marseyautism:
URL: {REDDIT: r/youtubedrama 24_hours_of_the_same_show_on_youtube}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The thread itself is pretty funny but scroll down to the end and click on the 'View source' button and you'll see the 'algorithm' that he's used to make this stream.
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +1h +4 / -0
What if you went through all the classic TV shows and made an hour long video of a completely random episode of each show. Would that work?

  massive_fuckwit +2h +2 / -0
  I'm not sure, but it's worth a try.
  :marseyboomer:s are the most powerful group in society.s are the most powerful group in society. They are the most powerful group in society.

DickButtKiss +1h +1 / -0
I love that show
Trans lives matter

massive_fuckwit +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}s are the most powerful group in society. They are the most powerful group in society. They are the most powerful group in society.s are the most powerful group in society. They are the most powerful group in society. They are the most powerful group in society.

massive_fuckwit +2h +1 / -0
{IMG} They are the most powerful group in society. They are the most powerful group in society. They are the most powerful group in society. They are the most powerful group in society. They are the most powerful group in society. They are the most powerful group in society. They are the most powerful group in society. They are the most powerful group in society. They are the most powerful group in society. They are the most powerful group in society. They are the most powerful group in society. They are the most powerful group in society. They are the most powerful group in society. They are the most powerful group in society. They are the most powerful group in society. They are the

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2023-02-02T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysmug: "Why do you think they would have a problem with a 2000 year old story about a trans person in the bible?" :marseywholesome:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/atheism psa_if_you_find_yourself_in_a_purposely}
:#marseywholesome:
COMMENTS:
massive_fuckwit +1m +11 / -0
> [I’ve been doing this for years. There’s no way to know the gender of a person in a story from 2000 years ago. Just because a name is more common for one gender today doesn’t mean that was always the case.]({REDDIT: r/atheism psa_if_you_find_yourself_in_a_purposely})
:#marseyhesright:
>> [That’s the whole point of the post. Why do they think a trans person would have a problem with a 2000 year old story about a trans person? Why do they think the trans person’s gender identity would be different then it was then and now?]({REDDIT: r/atheism psa_if_you_find_yourself_in_a_purposely})
:#marseyhesright:

  massive_fuckwit +3m +9 / -0
  > [Because the bible is the word of god. They will say anything to make god look good.]({REDDIT: r/atheism psa_if_you_find_yourself_in_a_purposely})
  :#marseyhesright: God was trans tho

  massive_fuckwit +2m +6 / -0
  > [When I see a trans character in a movie I know it’s the director putting a mirror up to society to reflect back on us, and it’s good to see people pushing for more of that.]({REDDIT: r/atheism psa_if_you_find_yourself_in_a_purposely})
  :#marseyhesright:
  > [But when I see a trans character in the Bible I’m like “Well, that’s just not true, that’s not how humans work, that’s not

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2024-08-14T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/australia - "How did you feel when you first heard about the shooting in Tasmania?" :soyjakferal:
URL: {REDDIT: r/australia how_did_you_feel_when_you_first_heard_about_the}
VOTES: +44 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm going to go out on a limb and say the shooting wasn't in Tasmania :#marseyindignant:
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +11m +40 / -0
>>Fuck off, it's just another tragedy.
>>They are a bunch of fucking terrorists, and should be treated as such.
>>Maybe the government should try to do something about these gun nuts instead of just crying about it?
>>It's also pretty funny how every time there's a shooting, it's a white man with a gun. No one seems to be talking about how it's only white people who can afford guns and the government won't do anything about it.
>>I'm sick of all these shootings, and I'm sick of all these people who want to cry about it but won't do anything about it.
>>I'm sick of all these people who want to cry about it but won't do anything about it.
>>I'm sick of all these people who want to cry about it but won't do anything about it.
>>I'm sick of all these people who want to cry about it but won't do anything about it.
:#marseykingcrown:

  KoreanDandyKing +50m +21 / -0
  {IMG}

  massive_fuckwit +3h +10 / -0
  I was hoping someone would say this.
  I wonder if it's bait or genuine.
  I like to think it's genuine and this is a strong manly Australian who just wants to see guns banned.

    SpookyFartMan69 +5h +3 / -0
    I think the account is real

      massive_fuckwit +3h +1 / -0
      He said he was a 'real cunt' so I like to think he's real.

massive_fuckwit +1m +18 / -0
> I am a queer person. I am a queer person. I am a queer

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2023-07-19T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybong: Bongcel :marseybong: begs for a passport to travel to the USA. :marseyburger: Americans :marseyburger: rally around to bully him for being a :marseybong: Bongcel :marseybong:.
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskUK can_you_travel_to_the_usa_with_a_uk_passport}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [There is a very interesting trend on Reddit where people ask if they can travel to the US and the answer is always no.]({REDDIT: r/AskUK comment})
>> [A lot of those people are just confused as to why they don’t need a visa to travel to the UK.]({REDDIT: r/AskUK comment})
>> [They just don’t understand the concept of a visa waiver.]({REDDIT: r/AskUK comment})
>> [You can travel to a lot of places visa free but you can’t stay longer than a certain period and you can’t work.]({REDDIT: r/AskUK comment})
:#marseyhesright:
> [You can travel to the US, but you can't stay, you can't work, you can't study, you can't marry, you can't have kids, you can't get a job, you can't buy a house, you can't buy a car, you can't buy a house, you can't buy a car, you can't buy a house, you can't buy a car, you can't buy a house, you can't buy a car, you can't buy a house, you can't buy a car, you can't buy a house, you can't buy a car, you can't buy a house, you can't buy a car, you can't buy a house, you can't buy a car, you can't buy a house, you can't buy a car, you can't buy a house, you can't buy a car, you can't buy a house, you can't buy a car, you can't buy a house, you can't buy a car, you can't buy a house, you can't buy a car, you can't buy a house, you can't buy a

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2023-06-15T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyaustralian: Official Australian Government advice: :marseyreading: "The Australian Government recommends that Australians do not travel to Iran due to the current situation. The Australian Government does not recommend that Australians visit Iran, including for tourism purposes."
URL: https://www.safetravel.gov.au/destinations/middle-east/iran/entry-requirements
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
##### :marseyaustralian: "We're not sending our best" :!marseyaustralian:
COMMENTS:
DoveMenCare +15m +21 / -0
> The Australian Government does not recommend that Australians visit Iran, including for tourism purposes
Oh, no, no, no, I'm sure they are not sending their best :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

  Dramamine +8h +4 / -0
  It's like when people say "I'm not racist" before they make a racist comment. It's a clear signal that you're going to be racist in the next sentence, sweaty.

    DoveMenCare +1h +3 / -0
    >I'm not racist, but...
    :#marseymanysuchcases:

massive_fuckwit +1m +18 / -0
:#marseyaustralian: {IMG} :#!marseyaustralian:

  fine_wesome +18m +12 / -0
  Australian drama is peak drama. So many good stories, so many characters, so much boganry

  X +1h +9 / -0
  {IMG}

    massive_fuckwit +1h +7 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

  2 +2h +5 / -0
  They’re so fucking ugly

  Dramamine +8h +3 / -0
  :#marseyaustralian::#marseydoit:

Aussie_Supremacist +1h +10 / -0
That's because we're all fat and ugly

  massive_fuckwit +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

Hordofboars

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2023-03-06T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagcanada: :marseymaid2: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead:
URL: {REDDIT: r/worldnews canada_performed_8000_maid_procedures_in_2021}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +6m +17 / -0
> [I'm a 24 year old woman with a terminal illness and I'd really like to get MAID for myself. My condition is going to get worse and worse and I'm not looking forward to it. I've been waiting 4 years for a doctor to diagnose me and give me the go ahead and I'm sick of it.]({REDDIT: r/worldnews comment})
> I'm just so tired of this fucking waiting game. It's 2023, why am I still waiting?
> [I am glad I am in Canada, because I know I can get MAID if I want it. I'm not sure if I will get it, but I just want the option.]({REDDIT: r/worldnews comment})
> I'm not sure if I will get it
> I'm not sure if I will get it
> I'm not sure if I will get it
:marseyfoidretard:
> [I'm 24 and I'm waiting on the same thing. The mental toll is becoming too much to bear and I'm tired of fighting it. I have to call the doctor every day just to make sure my wait time hasn't been extended, just to make sure I'm still at the top of the list. I'm just so tired of this.]({REDDIT: r/worldnews comment})
> I'm tired of this
> I'm tired of this
> I'm tired of this
> [I'm sorry you have to go through this, I hope you get the care you need soon.]({REDDIT: r/worldnews comment})
:#marseyhammersnoo:
There's so much of this in the thread. I'm surprised there's not more outrage.

  massive_fuckwit +7m

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2022-12-04T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :soyjak: "Fuck off, you can't write that word!!!"
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +5 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BoneKongahawk +1h +1 / -0
If I were an FBI agent I would be so annoyed with these people..

  massive_fuckwit +10m +1 / -0
  > If I were an FBI agent I would be so annoyed with these people.
  :#soyjaktalking:

    BoneKongahawk +2m +1 / -0
    :marseysoylentgrin:
    You're right I'm a soy agent.......ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2022-05-29T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [1984] (REQUIRED READING) Twitterinos REACT to brave woman with the biggest, most influential name on the platform telling the truth about the 'chud' problem
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +113 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://x.com/i/events/1530776389899402241
COMMENTS:
genuineloicensed +10m +74 / -0
> Most people are not ready for this. The Internet was a mistake
:#marseyagree:
> It is not a question of how to stop it. It's a question of how to survive it.
:marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep:
> This is the worst thing I’ve ever heard on Twitter.
:#marseypearlclutch: :#marseypearlclutch2: :#marseypearlclutch:
> This is a lot to process. I’m honestly not sure how to respond.
:#marseycontemplatesuicide:

  AverageBen10Enjoyer +5m +63 / -0
  > This is a lot to process.
  He's been online for a decade, how much more can he process?

    genuineloicensed +4m +49 / -0
    > I’m honestly not sure how to respond.
    :#marseyxd:

      cyberdick +1h +22 / -0
      >This is a lot to process.
      >I’m honestly not sure how to respond.
      :#marseymanysuchcases:

        Phoenix_Wright +3h +7 / -0
        "I am not going to respond to this. I am not going to respond to this. I am not going to respond to this"

  JohnMcafee +1h +14 / -0
  I’m honestly not sure how to respond.

  Cornball +11h +6 / -0
  > It is not a question of how to stop it. It's a question of how to survive it.
  :marseyhope:
  > This is a lot to process. I’m honestly not sure how to respond.
  :m

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2024-09-17T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybong: :marseyqueen: :marseybong: :marseyqueen: :marseybong: :marseyqueen:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +54 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: JamesEsses}
COMMENTS:
1 +28m +48 / -1
>be bong
>shout about rights
>have no rights

  Dude +1h +21 / -0
  >be bong
  >shout about rights
  >have no rights
  >get stabbed
  >proceed to cry
  >”why do people hate us”
  >”muh muh culture”
  >”muh muh rights”
  >get stabbed again

    SomeSperg +5h +1 / -0
    > get stabbed
    > proceed to cry
    > "why do people hate us"
    > "muh muh culture"
    > "muh muh rights"
    > get stabbed again

      Dude +1m +1 / -0
      Wtf I’m not typing that out twice. I know you’re not a bong but that’s really not that hard to read and is entirely accurate

  ironicshitposter +4h +2 / -0
  >be bong
  >shout about rights
  >have no rights
  >behead the knife wielder
  >win

    1 +40m +2 / -0
    >behead the knife wielder
    >get arrested for having a knife

      ironicshitposter +1h +1 / -0
      >behead the knife wielder
      >get arrested for having a knife
      >behead the knife wielder
      >win

X +1h +31 / -0
{IMG}
> I am a foreigner and i cant be bothered with this. The UK is a shithole and no one should care about this. They deserve it for being so smug about it. I am not a Muslim but I dont care about this. Go to the mosque and say hi
:#marseyhesright:
!chuds you get to live your fantasy of

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2023-05-23T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyburger: YANKS FIGHT :marseyburger:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
is this real?
COMMENTS:
BushWasRight +1h +10 / -0
:#marseyoctopus2:

  massive_fuckwit +4h +4 / -0
  :#marseysulk:

DestoryerCarbine +14m +9 / -0
You can see the AI shit in the reflections :marseyxd:

DestoryerCarbine +17m +6 / -0
:#marseyoctopus2:

  massive_fuckwit +5h +2 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

DoveMenCare +1h +5 / -0
:#marseywould:
And not just for the fight, but for the rest as well :marseycoomer2:

Cao_Cao +1h +3 / -0
{IMG}

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +20m +2 / -0
Fake. No way white woman is more agressive than white man.

massive_fuckwit +1m +2 / -0
:#marseycoomer2:

911roofer +3h +1 / -0
Fake and gay

  massive_fuckwit +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

    911roofer +2h +1 / -0
    It’s true. I’ve seen the real thing.

      massive_fuckwit +1h +1 / -0
      :#marseynotes:

        911roofer +4m +1 / -0
        .ott

          massive_fuckwit +2m +1 / -0
          :#marseydepressed:ott

            911roofer +1m +1 / -0
            .ott

              massive_fuckwit +1m +1 / -0
              :#marseydoomer:ott

                911roofer +

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2024-11-26T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflaguk: Bongistan will soon be importing 10,000 more pakis per month :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:
URL: {TWEET: tony_barnes_}
VOTES: +128 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> We are now in a new phase of migration from the Pakistanis. We have always had a few thousand a year coming in, but from next year we will be seeing 10,000 a month coming in.
> We are now in a new phase of migration from the Pakistanis. We have always had a few thousand a year coming in, but from next year we will be seeing 10,000 a month coming in.
:#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
GodzillaSong +10m +73 / -1
:#marseypikachu2:

  massive_fuckwit +3m +48 / -1
  https://rdrama.net/post/320350/uk-pakistanis-are-the-most-hated-uk
  :#marseysaluteindia:

    GodzillaSong +1h +24 / -1
    That's a good post, but I was referring to the fact that the UK is importing 10k pakis every month.

      massive_fuckwit +3h +17 / -0
      :#marseyteehee:

  BigBlackCockatiel +7h +11 / -0
  > Pakis
  > Muslims
  > Immigrants
  > Importing
  > Next year
  :#marseynoooticer:

massive_fuckwit +1m +43 / -1
!chuds !nooticers are you ready for this level of multiculturalism?
{IMG}

  FatBastard +1h +29 / -1
  I'm ready for this level of multiculturalism, yes. :marseyexcited: :marseyjihad:

    BigBlackCockatiel +5h +9 / -0
    I'm ready for this level of

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2025-04-13T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: TRUMP JUST CANCELLED THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION :redlight: :redlight: :redlight:
URL: {TWEET: disclosetv}
VOTES: +45 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!trump2024 !trump2028
COMMENTS:
LSU_Coonass +10m +16 / -0
{IMG}

  Patrice +1h +12 / -0
  I read that as "most of us have had sex with a prostitute"

    massive_fuckwit +2h +3 / -0
    :#marseydespair: :#marseyitneverbegan:

  massive_fuckwit +4h +4 / -0
  :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd:

  h8_wh8_w0m3n +1h +4 / -0
  i mean

  Sphereserf3232 +2h +4 / -0
  :marseyconfused2:

    LSU_Coonass +13m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

  SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +5h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

ConchShell +1m +14 / -0
How is that even possible?

  massive_fuckwit +2h +8 / -0
  I think the USA pays a lot of the funding for the WHO, so they can unilaterally cancel it, but I don't know much about it.

    Sphereserf3232 +19m +3 / -0
    Really? :marseyshook:

    ConchShell +1h +2 / -0
    I see

  Patrice +2h +3 / -0
  He's just saying he won't pay money to WHO, not that he's cancelling it
  Which is a good thing

    ConchShell +1h +3 / -0
    Thanks

    Sphereserf3232 +51m +1 / -0
    Really? :marseyshook

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2023-03-03T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyaustralian: :marseyaustralian: :marseyaustralian: :marseyaustralian: [AUSTRALIAN DRAMA] :marseyaustralian: :marseyaustralian: :marseyaustralian: :marseyaustralian: - Voiceposting: "it's not happening" - yet another pollster says YES 62-38
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not even sure what I'm doing here. I'm just fucking bored of this shit. I'm not even sure if this is the right hole. I'm just going to dump a bunch of links and you can read the comments.
I don't know what to do. My man, my mate, is on the fence.
https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/australia-to-vote-on-indigenous-voice-to-parliament-in-mid-2023-20220528-p5b6o8.html
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-02-24/indigenous-voice-to-parliament-yes-no-referendum/101944140
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-02-25/indigenous-voice-to-parliament-yes-no-referendum/101950518
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-02-26/indigenous-voice-to-parliament-yes-no-referendum/101953960
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-02-27/indigenous-voice-to-parliament-yes-no-referendum/101957516
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-02-28/indigenous-voice-to-parliament-yes-no-referendum/101961110
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-02-28/indigenous-voice-to-parliament-yes

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2022-09-14T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyaustralian: Australian :marseyaustralian: wojak :chudsey: gets bullied for being a :chudsey: by a :marseytrain: :marseywitch2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +74 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Original tweet]({TWEET: TizzyEnt})
{IMG}
> [Imagine getting bullied by a train and being a grown man]({TWEET: Eleganza})
COMMENTS:
massive_fuckwit +5m +40 / -0
His response:
{IMG}
{IMG}

  jararaca +39m +30 / -0
  Not a single mention of the transphobia, just "I don't care" and "you're not going to make me sad". :marseykingcrown:

    massive_fuckwit +1h +13 / -0
    it's the opposite, he's making the troon sad
    :marseyxd:

    GooooooldMember +1h +8 / -0
    i hope he follows through

  GooooooldMember +1h +12 / -0
  this is like if i followed through on my threat of raping a TERF

  Bartendercel +1h +11 / -0
  Lmao hes the king of chuds

  Awoo +3h +10 / -0
  What kind of person would want to be the recipient of a picture of a guy that looks like that.

    jamal_ginsberg +3h +5 / -0
    I think it’s pretty funny that he is a legit good looking dude. His chin is a little big but that’s about it.
    The way he looks at his phone and that fedora is pretty good

  MarseysPussy +4h +5 / -0
  :#marseygivecrown:

  aqouta +11h +3 / -0
  Based

KAT_B0T +1h +17 / -0
I had to explain to my gf why I laughed at this. She just doesn’t get it :marseycry:

  massive_f

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2025-04-09T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrump: :marseytrump: :marseytrump: "I've had a long life, but my life is not over yet" :marseytrump: :marseytrump: :marseytrump: :marseydarktrump: :marseydarktrump: :marseydarktrump:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
SneedmansLostForeskin +10m +17 / -0
He's going to be president until he dies or leaves office

  massive_fuckwit +5m +15 / -0
  :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa:

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +2h +12 / -0
  He's going to be president until he dies and leaves office

KoreanDandyKing +2h +12 / -0
{IMG}
He's the Genghis Khan of presidents.

  massive_fuckwit +1h +8 / -0
  {IMG}

    KoreanDandyKing +2h +4 / -0
    {IMG}

  Chair +1h +4 / -0
  He's the Genghis Khan of presidents.cool

GlowieKong +14h +3 / -0
He's 78 years old and has a body count of 3. I'm starting to think this guy isn't going to make it to 80....ott

  massive_fuckwit +1h +3 / -0
  > He's 78 years old and has a body count of 3.
  {IMG}

    GlowieKong +1m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2022-12-11T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: SRDines discuss the latest train train :marseytrain2: :marseytrain:
URL: {REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama is_karma_worth_it_a_rtransgender_saga}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +13m +10 / -0
:#marseyhammersrdine:
{IMG}

  massive_fuckwit +1h +4 / -0
  how the fuck do you have 41 karma? that's not even enough for a single comment on SRD.
  is this some sort of SRDine 41% joke? are they making fun of the 41%?
  who knows.

    X +16m +2 / -0
    it's a long thread and i'm a lurker :marseyfluffyannoyed:

  Alliteration +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold:

massive_fuckwit +1m +8 / -0
> The post OP is referencing is not on reddit. The poster is not active on reddit. So why the fuck is this on SRD?
:marseybrainlet:

massive_fuckwit +1m +4 / -0
> The post OP is referencing is not on reddit. The poster is not active on reddit. So why the fuck is this on SRD?
:soyjakanimeglasses:

massive_fuckwit +1m +3 / -0
> The post OP is referencing is not on reddit. The poster is not active on reddit. So why the fuck is this on SRD?
:soyjakanimeglasses:

massive_fuckwit +1m +2 / -0
> The post OP is referencing is not on reddit. The poster is not active on reddit. So why the fuck is this on SRD?
:soyjakanimeglasses:

massive_fuckwit +1m +2 / -0
> The post OP is referencing is not on reddit. The poster is not active on reddit. So why the fuck is this on SRD?
:marseybrainlet:

massive_fuckwit +1m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2023-04-09T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [NOT DRAMA] [NOT EVEN THAT INTERESTING] [MORE OF A "WOAH"] [DON'T CLICK] :marseytrain2: [I SAID DON'T CLICK] :marseytrain2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
# DON'T CLICK
COMMENTS:
DestoryerCarbine +14m +8 / -0
Don't click

  massive_fuckwit +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}
  click

DestoryerCarbine +14m +5 / -0
Don't click

  massive_fuckwit +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}
  click

DestoryerCarbine +14m +5 / -0
Don't click

  massive_fuckwit +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}
  click

DestoryerCarbine +14m +5 / -0
Don't click

  massive_fuckwit +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}
  click

DestoryerCarbine +14m +4 / -0
Don't click

  massive_fuckwit +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}
  click

DestoryerCarbine +14m +4 / -0
Don't click

  massive_fuckwit +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}
  click

DestoryerCarbine +14m +4 / -0
Don't click

  massive_fuckwit +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}
  click

DestoryerCarbine +14m +4 / -0
Don't click

  massive_fuckwit +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}
  click

DestoryerCarbine +14m +4 / -0
Don't click

  massive_fuckwit +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}
  click

DestoryerCarbine +14m +4 / -0
Don't click

  massive_fuckwit +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}
  click

DestoryerCarbine +14

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AUTHOR: massive_fuckwit
DATE: 2022-10-24T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for the :marseychingchong: :marseykiwi: :marseykiwi2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +160 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
gamerchad +23m +110 / -0
>new Zealand
>not India
>not china
>not pakistan
>not russia
>not venezuela
>not iran
>not ukraine
>not north korea
:marseyitsover:

  massive_fuckwit +2m +68 / -0
  You forgot about the most likely country, which is the one that's doing the banning.

    gamerchad +3m +57 / -0
    Oh yeah, Israel :marseyisrael:

      UraniumDonGER +5h +13 / -0
      :marseyflaggermany: :marseyflaggermany: :marseyflaggermany:
      :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant:
      :#marseymini: :#marseymini: :#marseymini:

    arseupwrongo +4h +10 / -0
    >not the US

  userturkey13 +1h +18 / -0
  > not India
  That was the only one I was really concerned about

  Hoes_mad +5h +14 / -0
  > not india
  It's not over yet

  TheDunceonMaster +1h +13 / -0
  >not india
  >not pakistan
  >not ukraine
  >not north korea
  >not russia
  >not venezuela
  >not iran
  >not china
  >not new zealand
  >not mexico
  >not france
  >not germany
  >not england
  >not israel
  >not austria
  >not spain
  >not belarus
  >not uzbekistan
  >not belgium
  >not syria

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-08-08T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid is mad about a man for being an incel :marseyblops2cel:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_might_be_losing_my_mind_here_but_my_husband}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm on a call with my husband and he says something along the lines of "I'm just like a normal incel" and I'm like "What the hell does that even mean?" He proceeds to explain the incel subreddits and how he is just like them and I'm like "are you fucking kidding me?" We're going to have a conversation about this later.
“normal incel” :marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +18 / -0
>He proceeds to explain the incel subreddits
:#marseyimpossibru:

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +56m +8 / -0
  Dude is probably talking about some retarded political takes from the unironic incel subs, but she's still gonna be upset.

    NO +1h +4 / -0
    Idk if it's better to be a political incel or a normal incel.

  Master_GODshi +1m +6 / -0
  :marseyitsallsotiresome:

  NO +2h +2 / -0
  He's just like me fr fr

BignatiusMacintosh +34m +11 / -0
> I'm on a call with my husband and he says something along the lines of "I'm just like a normal incel" and I'm like "What the hell does that even mean?" He proceeds to explain the incel subreddits and how he is just like them and I'm like "are you fucking kidding me?" We're going to have a conversation about this later.
:#marseygoodnight:

  NO +1h +4 / -0
  Average twoxer

  jamal_ginsberg +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyitsallsotiresome:

BignatiusMacintosh +1h +9 / -0
> [I've been reading up

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-12-12T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/justneckbeardthings discusses the fat chick at the end of pta’s new movie “The Whale”
URL: {REDDIT: r/justneckbeardthings the_whale_is_not_a_fatphobic_film}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The Whale is not a fatphobic film
> It’s a film about how modern society’s obsession with fatphobia has alienated the lives of many people, and how much this obsession can cause someone to lose themselves in their life.
> This is a film that shows the sad reality of how fatphobia has alienated the lives of many people, and how much this obsession can cause someone to lose themselves in their life. The Whale is not a fatphobic film.
> It’s a film that shows the sad reality of how fatphobia has alienated the lives of many people, and how much this obsession can cause someone to lose themselves in their life.
> The Whale is not a fatphobic film.
> It’s a film that shows the sad reality of how fatphobia has alienated the lives of many people, and how much this obsession can cause someone to lose themselves in their life.
> The Whale is not a fatphobic film.
> It’s a film that shows the sad reality of how fatphobia has alienated the lives of many people, and how much this obsession can cause someone to lose themselves in their life.
> The Whale is not a fatphobic film.
> It’s a film that shows the sad reality of how fatphobia has alienated the lives of many people, and how much this obsession can cause someone to lose themselves in their life.
> The Whale is not a fatphobic film.
> It’s a film that shows the sad reality of how fatphobia has alienated the lives of many people, and how much this obsession can cause someone to lose themselves in their life.
> The Whale is not a fatphobic film.
> It’s a film that shows the sad reality of how fatphobia has alienated the lives of many people, and how much this obsession can cause someone to lose themselves in their life.
> The Whale is not a fatphobic film.
> It’s a film that shows the sad reality of how fatphobia has alienated the

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-12-10T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> “How long does it take you to finish a portrait?”
> “One day.”
> “What if I gave you $10,000?”
> “I would still finish it in one day.”
> “What if I gave you $10 million?”
> “I would still finish it in one day.”
> “Why?”
> “Because I don’t need any more money.”
> “What if I threatened to kill you?”
> “I would still finish it in one day.”
> “Why?”
> “Because I’m a professional.”
COMMENTS:
GovernorOfNewYork +48m +2 / -0
It's all so tiresome :marseytabletired2:

  Master_GODshi +1h +2 / -0
  I agree, it’s a really dumb joke and I don’t like it. I just like the guy who said it. He’s funny in general.

    GovernorOfNewYork +1h +2 / -0
    It's such a cliche, I just want to hear him say something original :marseydepressed:

      Master_GODshi +1h +2 / -0
      Agreed. I like his persona and voice and I think he’s pretty funny overall, but he does rely on a lot of stereotypes and cliches. There is some quality content though

SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +2 / -0
The answer is to let a robot do it for you.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/sep/20/ai-robot-painter-generates-portraits-from-photos

  Master_GODshi +1h +1 / -0
  :marseynotes:

Zizo +1h +2 / -0
I get it but it's still fucking stupid. I still don't know why people like this guy.

  Master_GODshi +1h +2 / -0
  I think he’s funny, I don’t agree with

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-06-26T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblack: :marseypikachu2: :marseyscream: :marseyxd:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/nba luka_garza_is_likely_done_for_this_season_after}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
ABC +13m +6 / -0
> [This is probably the funniest headline I’ve ever seen.]({REDDIT: r/nba luka_garza_is_likely_done_for_this_season_after})
>> [The funniest I've seen is "LeBron James, Kyrie Irving, and Kawhi Leonard are all getting out of their cars to walk the mile to the locker room after the game."]({REDDIT: r/nba luka_garza_is_likely_done_for_this_season_after})
:#marseyxd:ing people

  Master_GODshi +14m +5 / -0
  :marseychefkiss:

GT +6m +5 / -0
how did he do it

  Master_GODshi +18m +4 / -0
  > It’s important to note that Garza’s history of sleep paralysis is not public information. The issue is a medical condition that can be caused by a number of factors, including stress, anxiety, and poor sleep hygiene. However, it’s possible that the condition could be linked to Garza’s unique genetics.
  :#marseyxd:

    GT +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseynoooticer:

Master_GODshi +4m +4 / -0
Luka Garza is a fairly average NBA player, but he’s very tall so he gets some love from the media. He’s also one of the rare NBA players who’s an absolute freak of nature in terms of sleep paralysis :marseyscared:

aminobastard +4m +2 / -0
I've seen this episode..

aminobastard +1m +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE}.ott..ottey.ottey.ottey.ottey.ottey.ottey.ottey.ottey.ottey.ottey.otte

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2022-10-19T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [NOT DRAMA] Leftoid spergout about the fall of the US in a tiktok thread
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter youre_gonna_get_a_lot_of_downvotes_but_im_saying}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The US is probably the most racist country on the planet. I've been to many, and the US is the most racist by far. It's just a given that if you're black, brown, or not white passing, you're going to be treated like shit. Just a given. There's no excuse for it. There's no excuse for why a black person is going to be treated like shit in a place that they were born. There's no excuse for why a black person is going to be treated like shit in a place that they've lived their whole life. There's no excuse for why a black person is going to be treated like shit in a place that they've paid taxes to. There's no excuse for why a black person is going to be treated like shit in a place that they've contributed to. There's no excuse for why a black person is going to be treated like shit in a place that they've sacrificed for. There's no excuse for why a black person is going to be treated like shit in a place that they've died for. There's no excuse for why a black person is going to be treated like shit in a place that they've fought for. There's no excuse for why a black person is going to be treated like shit in a place that they've died for. There's no excuse for why a black person is going to be treated like shit in a place that they've died for. There's no excuse for why a black person is going to be treated like shit in a place that they've died for. There's no excuse for why a black person is going to be treated like shit in a place that they've died for. There's no excuse for why a black person is going to be treated like shit in a place that they've died for. There's no excuse for why a black person is going to be treated like shit in a place that they've died for. There's no excuse for why a black person is going to be treated like shit in a place that they've died for. There's

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-12-10T00Z
HOLE: personal
TITLE: :marseyexciteddance: :marseyexciteddance: :marseyexciteddance:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +45 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JoyceCarolOates +10m +14 / -0
:#marseycheckem2:

Maximus +2m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  Master_GODshi +21m +9 / -0
  {IMG}

    Master_GODshi +50s +7 / -0
    {IMG}

      Master_GODshi +30s +7 / -0
      {IMG}

        Master_GODshi +50s +6 / -0
        {IMG}

          Master_GODshi +33s +6 / -0
          {IMG}

            Master_GODshi +30s +6 / -0
            {IMG}

              Master_GODshi +31s +6 / -0
              {IMG}

                Master_GODshi +26s +6 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Master_GODshi +29s +6 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Master_GODshi +27s +6 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Master_GODshi +1m +6 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Master_GODshi +1m +6 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Master_GODshi +33s +6 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Master_GODshi +1m +6 / -0
                            {IMG}

Dramamine +28m +7 / -0
{IMG}

  Master_GODshi +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseycheckem2:

    Master_GODshi +17s +6 / -0
    :#marseycheckem2:

      Master_GODshi +15s +6 / -0
      :#marseycheckem2:

        Master_GODshi +17s +6 / -0
        :#marseycheckem2:

          Master_GODshi +13s +6 / -0
          :#

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2022-07-21T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:
URL: {TWEET: NPR}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:
COMMENTS:
drumpf +14m +4 / -0
Just like the brave heroes of Ukraine.
:#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteussr:ed

  Master_GODshi +1m +2 / -0
  Both sides suck :marseyjam:

  Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +2 / -0
  Both sides are fighting for the right to be the only people who can kill Ukrainians

  RdramasChiefHomophobe +2h +1 / -0
  This is a satire website. Don’t be so easy to bait. You know Ukraine is a failed state and has been for decades. They’re gonna get completely overrun by Russia. They’re literally a North Korea tier shithole

    drumpf +30m +1 / -0
    :#marseybaited:

      RdramasChiefHomophobe +41m +1 / -0
      Dude Ukraine is a failed state and Russia is going to take it over. The people there are literally worthless. The west is just giving them money for propaganda purposes. These are the same people who are going to get overrun by Russia and die en masse. It’s not like they’re a sovereign country with a functioning economy and military. They’re like North Korea

        drumpf +2m +1

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-06-27T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The little-known issue with the “fat acceptance” movement
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueUnpopularOpinion the_littleknown_issue_with_the_fat_acceptance}
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> **The little-known issue with the “fat acceptance” movement**
> I know that there are a lot of articles about this already, but I’d like to take a moment to talk about a little-known issue with the fat acceptance movement. The issue is that it’s not really about accepting fat people, it’s about making excuses for them.
> I’ve seen a lot of people online say that fat people should be able to wear whatever they want and that it’s not their business if someone is fat or not. But what they don’t realize is that they’re basically saying that it’s okay for fat people to be lazy and unhealthy.
> Fat people are often told that they can’t wear certain clothes because they’re too big. But what they don’t realize is that they’re being told that they’re too big for those clothes, not that they’re too lazy to wear them.
> Fat people are often told that they can’t go to certain places because they’re too big. But what they don’t realize is that they’re being told that they’re too big for those places, not that they’re too lazy to go there.
> Fat people are often told that they can’t do certain things because they’re too big. But what they don’t realize is that they’re being told that they’re too big for those things, not that they’re too lazy to do them.
> The fat acceptance movement is really just a way for people to make excuses for fat people. It’s not about accepting them, it’s about making excuses for them. And that’s not okay.
:#marseyobesescale:
COMMENTS:
arsey +10m +24 / -0
> I’ve seen a lot of people online say that fat people should be able to wear whatever they want and that it’s not their business if someone is fat or not. But what they don’t realize is that they’re basically saying that it’s okay for fat people to be lazy and unhealthy.
They don't realize that they are the ones who say this. They are the ones who say fat people have rights and should be

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-11-20T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor wants to move to rural area for a cheap house, redditors tell him to stay in the city and be homeless
URL: {REDDIT: r/FluentInFinance i_want_to_move_to_a_rural_place_and_buy_a_house}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I want to move to a rural place and buy a house for like 30k
>> Then you will be homeless. This isn't a country of hicks or trailer trash
>>> Sounds like you’re a city slicker that doesn’t know what you’re talking about
>>>> I live in a rural area. I know what I'm talking about. You are not going to be able to buy a house for 30k in a rural area. Go ahead and try. I'll wait.
>>>>> You can get a house for 30k in rural areas. I've seen it
>>>>>> Then you aren't living in the real world. Go ahead and buy one for 30k. I'll wait.
The comments are a war of words :marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
X +14m +7 / -0
:#marseytrumpwrong:

  Master_GODshi +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseyxd:
  I’m glad the chuds have a marsey now

    X +5m +4 / -0
    :#marseytrumpwronggenocide:

      Master_GODshi +24m +3 / -0
      :#marseytrumpwronggenocidelove:

  Unfunnyandundramatic +2h +3 / -0
  > Don't leave the hustle and bustle, the hustle and bustle will leave you
  :#brainletmagatalking:

Unfunnyandundramatic +2h +2 / -0
Redditors are the true ruralcelsss

  Master_GODshi +16m +2 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:s

Unfunnyandundramatic +2h +1 / -0
> I'm still convinced that if you're living in a 30k house

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-08-02T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: new stonetoss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&hit&&
&&miss&&
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +2m +14 / -0
This is literally a Chris Chan comic
{IMG}

  Master_GODshi +5m +7 / -0
  :#marseyxd: I love this one

Master_GODshi +1m +6 / -0
did you know he has a twitter account? https://x.com/Stone_toss
122k followers, 51 tweets. I love this man

  W +5m +5 / -0
  I don't get the appeal. It's basically just political caricatures. He's not even funny.

    Master_GODshi +3m +5 / -0
    I disagree. I like his style and his humor, even if it’s mostly political. I don’t have a Twitter so I don’t know what his following is like but I’m sure it’s a mix of libs and chuds. There’s a bunch of other comics that are just like him and they are all good, but not as good as him

  HetsAreFeds +2h +4 / -0
  51 tweets in 2 years :marseyitsover: :marseygunshotsuicide:

    Master_GODshi +4m +4 / -0
    It’s because he’s a “degenerate” :marseywinemom: and does drugs, specifically heroin

      HetsAreFeds +2m +4 / -0
      He's not even a good heroin user :marseydisagree:

        Master_GODshi +2m +4 / -0
        Lol I don’t know anything about that side of his life. I’ve only ever read his comics, but he’s a pretty great artist

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +11h +2 / -0
  He's banned from twitter though :#marseyitsover:

    Master_GODshi +1h +2 / -0
    oh shit lol

GooooooldMember +1h +5 / -0
Its a funny

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-08-08T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: There’s this :marseycoomer2: in my building that jerks off in the parking garage, it’s all over the place
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was in the parking garage yesterday and saw a guy just jerking off on one of the columns. There was a massive pile of cum on the ground and he was just sitting there staring at it. I had never seen someone do that before. What’s wrong with that guy?
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +3m +14 / -0
How did you find out it was him? Are you sure it wasn't a woman?
:#marseyquestion:

  Master_GODshi +4m +5 / -0
  I was walking through the parking garage. I heard the sound of cooming and went to look at it. There was no doubt it was a man

    BigBussyHunter +1m +5 / -0
    :marseynotes:

arsey +5m +5 / -0
This is why I never go to the parking garage. I only go to the main building. That's where the stinky, greasy coomer is. He just keeps his cum on the ground and no one cleans it up.

  Master_GODshi +3m +5 / -0
  i have to go to the parking garage for my car sometimes :marseydepressed:

    arsey +6m +3 / -0
    I have to go to the garage sometimes for my car too. :(
    The person who cooms in the garage is a regular in the main building. He has a car but doesn't go outside in the garage so I guess he does it in the main building.

      Master_GODshi +1m +3 / -0
      ew

  JohnDevereaux +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseycoomer3:

Cao_Cao +1h +4 / -0
Some of the most degenerate things I've seen on the internet were posted by people who lived in my building. I think the whole place is haunted.
{IMG}

  Master_GODshi +1h +2 / -0
  that is so strange. I

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-03-10T00Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseywomanmoment::marseypussyhat::marseywitchtriggered: 14% of women have been raped
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes 14_of_women_have_been_raped}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> 14% of women have been raped
> This is a horrifying statistic. It's only going up. We need to do more to protect women and girls.
<br>
> 14% of women have been raped
> This is a horrifying statistic. It's only going up. We need to do more to protect women and girls.
> How do we do that? I'm not sure. But we have to try.
<br>
> 14% of women have been raped
> This is a horrifying statistic. It's only going up. We need to do more to protect women and girls.
> It's not just up in the USA. According to the UN, 1 in 3 women have experienced physical or sexual violence from an intimate partner. And a lot of this violence occurs before a woman is 18.
> We need to teach men and boys not to use violence. And we need to protect women and girls from violent men and boys.
> I don't know if this is a long term solution, but in the meantime, it's better than nothing.
> Edit: There are a lot of men who support women and girls. But there are also a lot of men who don't care about women and girls. We need to teach men and boys that violence is never the answer. And we need to teach women and girls that they don't deserve to be treated this way.
<br>
> 14% of women have been raped
> This is a horrifying statistic. It's only going up. We need to do more to protect women and girls.
> I know, I know, it's hard to believe. But it's true.
> I've seen it happen to women I know. I've seen it happen to women I don't know. I've seen it happen to women who are young, old, rich, poor, black, white, Asian, Latino, conservative, liberal, whatever.
> It doesn't matter who you are. It can happen to

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-05-24T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: “Please help, my gf is addicted to rdrama.net and refuses to stop going on it, what can I do?!”
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_gf_has_been_addicted_to_rdrama_for_the_past}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> My gf has been addicted to rdrama for the past month and has been lying to me about it. I think she’s addicted to rdrama, and I want her to quit. What should I do?
> Edit: I’m not sure if this is the right place for this. I was told to ask here by @Aevann. I am still very worried for her, and I want her to quit rdrama. I know she’s been lying to me about it, and I want her to be honest with me. I’m not sure what to do, and I’m very worried. I’m trying to be as specific as possible. I don’t know if this is the right place for this. I just want to know what I can do to help her.
:#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
X +2m +13 / -0
:#marseyoctopus2:

  Master_GODshi +2m +5 / -0
  I know it’s bait :marseybrainlet: but it’s still funny lol

    JohnDevereaux +1h +5 / -0
    :marseysmug3: Post it to /r/loveafterporn

dramapus +13m +4 / -0
{GIF}

  Master_GODshi +59s +5 / -0
  :#marseysweating: this one :marseyveryworried:

    dramaqueen +14m +4 / -0
    fuck me this shit is too funny

      Master_GODshi +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseyagree: :#marseyxd:

BWC +38m +3 / -0
>My gf has been addicted to rdrama for the past month and has been lying to me about it. I think she’s addicted to rdrama, and I want

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-06-27T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am a 5'11" male. I am attracted to women 5'10" and taller. I am not attracted to women 5'9" and shorter. :marseymanlet: :marseywomanmoment2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskMen i_am_a_511_male_i_am_attracted_to_women_510_and}
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I am a 5'11" male. I am attracted to women 5'10" and taller. I am not attracted to women 5'9" and shorter.
> Is this normal?
> I know I am not attracted to women 5'9" and shorter because I am attracted to women 5'10" and taller. I don't think I am attracted to women 5'9" and shorter because I am not attracted to women 5'9" and shorter. I don't think I am attracted to women 5'9" and shorter because I am not attracted to women 5'9" and shorter. I don't think I am attracted to women 5'9" and shorter because I am not attracted to women 5'9" and shorter. I don't think I am attracted to women 5'9" and shorter because I am not attracted to women 5'9" and shorter. I don't think I am attracted to women 5'9" and shorter because I am not attracted to women 5'9" and shorter. I don't think I am attracted to women 5'9" and shorter because I am not attracted to women 5'9" and shorter. I don't think I am attracted to women 5'9" and shorter because I am not attracted to women 5'9" and shorter. I don't think I am attracted to women 5'9" and shorter because I am not attracted to women 5'9" and shorter. I don't think I am attracted to women 5'9" and shorter because I am not attracted to women 5'9" and shorter. I don't think I am attracted to women 5'9" and shorter because I am not attracted to women 5'9"

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-01-01T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is it okay for my kids to watch Homestuck? :marseycarpautism: :marseyhomestar:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Homestuck is_it_okay_for_my_kids_to_watch_homestuck}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Is it okay for my kids to watch Homestuck?
> I have two kids, 5 and 7. My 5 year old really wants to watch Homestuck, but I'm not sure if I should let her. I know it's a children's show, but it has some mature themes and some really dark moments. I don't want to expose my kids to anything too mature for them, but I also don't want to take away something that they really enjoy.
> What are your thoughts? Is Homestuck appropriate for young children? Should I let my kids watch it?
> Thank you!
I never watched this show but it is one of the longest running webcomics apparently. :marseywhirlyhat::marseyzoomer::marseyraging::marseyautism::marseydisagree::marseyyikes::marseyeyeroll:
> It is a show for kids. If you are not comfortable with your kids watching it, that is fine. But it is not an inherently bad show.
>> I think it's a show for kids with a lot of mature themes and situations. I don't think it's bad for kids, but I think parents should be aware of the content before letting their kids watch it.
>>> I think it's a show for kids. I don't think it's bad for kids, but I think parents should be aware of the content before letting their kids watch it.
>>>> I think it's a show for kids with a lot of mature themes and situations. I don't think it's bad for kids, but I think parents should be aware of the content before letting their kids watch it.
>>>>> I think it's a show for kids. I don't think it's bad for kids, but I think parents should be aware of the content before letting their kids watch it.
>>>>>> I think it's a show for kids with a lot of mature themes and situations. I don't think it's bad for kids, but

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-08-17T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfacepalm: reddit tranny is mad at “real” men for being mean to him. They are being mean because of his :marseytrain: voice.
URL: {REDDIT: r/MtF how_many_of_you_are_a_gay_man_because_youre}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
How many of you are a gay man because you're a trans woman?
It's kind of annoying to see men be all like "omg you have such a girly voice omg you're so pretty" and then the second you tell them you're trans they just go "ew you're a man" or "I don't think I'm attracted to men". I'm not sure if it's just a thing in the UK but I've noticed it more than once. I'm guessing that I am considered gay because I'm a trans woman and if I was a cis woman they would be all over me.
I'm just really frustrated because I can't understand why they would be so rude about it when I've never had a problem with gay men. I don't want to be a gay man, I want to be a trans woman. But I guess I'm just gonna have to accept it now.
COMMENTS:
ThousandBestLives +5m +22 / -0
I'm so glad I'm not attracted to men

  Master_GODshi +1m +11 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  BignatiusMacintosh +38m +9 / -0
  I'm not attracted to men. I'm attracted to women.

    ThousandBestLives +30m +6 / -0
    :#marseyropeyourself:

      BignatiusMacintosh +3m +5 / -0
      :marseysad:

BignatiusMacintosh +47m +14 / -0
> I've never had a problem with gay men.
I am a gay man. I have a problem with you.

  STAN_ARTMS +2h +3 / -0
  :#marseysickos:

Fabrico +4m +10 / -0
> I'm not sure if it's just a thing in the

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-11-25T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Merry Christmas everyone! :marseyandjesus:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A have that many comments :marseyandjesus:
COMMENTS:
Master_GODshi +3m +1 / -0
!slots100
:marseyandjesus: me :marseyandjesus:

  Master_GODshi +2m +1 / -0
  !slots100 :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus:

    Master_GODshi +22s +1 / -0
    !slots100 :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: me

      Master_GODshi +50s +1 / -0
      !slots100 :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus:

        Master_GODshi +1m +1 / -0
        !slots100 :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus:

          Master_GODshi +49s +1 / -0
          !slots100 :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :m

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-07-08T16Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: The best song of all time :marseyjamming::marseyvibing::marseyjam:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Enjoy
COMMENTS: N/A

  BignatiusMacintosh +1h +2 / -0
  I was going to post the "Woke up this morning" song, but you beat me to it.
  {YOUTUBE}

    Master_GODshi +33m +1 / -0
    lol good one

  lmaoprankt +57m +1 / -0
  I love this song so much

    Master_GODshi +55m +1 / -0
    i know you do

      lmaoprankt +1m +1 / -0
      I’m sorry that you’re right

        Master_GODshi +3m +1 / -0
        :#marseyhesfluffyyouknow:

          lmaoprankt +2m +1 / -0
          {GIF}

            Master_GODshi +1h +1 / -0
            :marseyjam::marseyjam::marseyjam: {IMG} :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam::marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marse

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-12-07T01Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: My favorite new band
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +33m +3 / -0
I really liked this song from them.
{YOUTUBE}

  Master_GODshi +3h +2 / -0
  I like that one too, and the one I posted :marseyembrace:

    KoreanDandyKing +2m +2 / -0
    They have a lot of bangers. I'm a sucker for bands who don't overuse their bangers in their discography.

      Master_GODshi +1m +2 / -0
      Yes I agree, I’ve only listened to a few songs by them but the ones I have heard are really good. I’ll check out more

  Master_GODshi +1h +2 / -0
  I don’t know if I’m being r-slurred or something but I can’t find any other videos from them. I searched “the 1975” on youtube and the video I posted is the only one I see. I searched their name in my music app and they’re not on there. Do they have a lot of songs that I’m just not seeing? I think I’m being retarded

    KoreanDandyKing +3m +2 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}
    {YOUTUBE}
    {YOUTUBE}
    {YOUTUBE}
    {YOUTUBE}

      Master_GODshi +5m +2 / -0
      :marseykneel:

BussyMerchant +28m +2 / -0
The 1975 sucks ass

  Master_GODshi +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyagree: I’m a pleb for liking it though, I’m not a musiccel so I don’t know what makes it good but I like it

    BussyMerchant +37m +2 / -0
    The first album was good, but then they stopped being punk and got soft and all their songs sounded the same. Its like they went from being a band to being a concept album for a

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-07-01T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: r/StarWars has been banned
URL: {REDDIT: r/StarWars rstarwars_has_been_banned}
VOTES: +96 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
COMMENTS:
BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +70 / -0
:#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave:

  ConchShell +1h +20 / -0
  :#marseydead:

  lmaoprankt +3h +9 / -0
  :marseydisintegrate:

  Clepsydra +15h +2 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold:

W +25m +66 / -0
> Many of the mods have been banned for violating Reddit's Content Policy
This is honestly a pretty massive L for Reddit: one of the most popular subreddits in history has been banned because mods can't stop being child rapists.

  tempest +36m +29 / -0
  Well it's probably gonna get unbanned. They've banned it before and un-banned it later.

  CopioidCrisis +2h +18 / -0
  This is just the beginning, I'm sure they'll start banning entire fandoms soon

    Qar +1h +9 / -0
    Yes, I hope they do. :marseyinshallah:

      CopioidCrisis +57m +8 / -0
      Inshallah they'll ban all of them except the one I have a hardon for

        Qar +1h +6 / -0
        :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2:

    asshole +2h +5 / -0
    They already did to some extent with the banning

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-01-29T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Retards posting their Ls online
URL: {REDDIT: r/childfree never_wanted_kids_never_got_kids}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
OP is a 34 year old woman. This is her post history, it’s all like this
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +9 / -0
> I am also a lesbian
lol
lmao even

  Master_GODshi +2m +3 / -0
  :#marseywomanmoment:

Hopalong_McGurk +3m +7 / -0
:#marseysmugautist:
> I was a weird kid and I'm still a weird adult. I like to read, draw, and collect. I don't have kids, and I don't plan on having kids. I'm not worried about it. I'm not lonely. I'm not depressed. I'm not suicidal. I'm not unhappy. I'm not angry. I'm not bitter. I'm not resentful. I'm not mad. I'm not sad. I'm not lonely. I'm not depressed. I'm not suicidal. I'm not unhappy. I'm not angry. I'm not bitter. I'm not resentful. I'm not mad. I'm not sad. I'm not lonely. I'm not depressed. I'm not suicidal. I'm not unhappy. I'm not angry. I'm not bitter. I'm not resentful. I'm not mad. I'm not sad. I'm not lonely. I'm not depressed. I'm not suicidal. I'm not unhappy. I'm not angry. I'm not bitter. I'm not resentful. I'm not mad. I'm not sad. I'm not lonely. I'm not depressed. I'm not suicidal. I'm not unhappy. I'm not angry. I'm not bitter. I'm not resentful. I'm not mad. I'm not sad. I'm not lonely. I'm not depressed. I'm not suicidal. I'm not unhappy. I'm not angry. I'm not bitter. I'm not resentful. I'm not mad. I'm not sad. I'm not lonely. I'm not depressed. I'm not suicidal. I

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-08-03T17Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseytroublemaker: Someone make a “I’m a part of the reason why the xitter bird app is down” marsey
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m sure I’m not the only one who would use it :marseytroublemaker:
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +2m +6 / -0
:#marseyrapscallion:

  Master_GODshi +4m +5 / -0
  Good marsey but not quite what I was thinking :marseycry:

    antiracist_tulpa +2m +6 / -0
    :#marseytroublemaker:

      Master_GODshi +4m +4 / -0
      :#marseytroublemaker:

        antiracist_tulpa +1m +5 / -0
        :#marseytroublemakerpat:

          Master_GODshi +3m +5 / -0
          :#marseytroublemakerpat:

            antiracist_tulpa +2m +5 / -0
            :#marseytroublemakerpatlove:

              Master_GODshi +1m +5 / -0
              :#marseytroublemakerpatlove:

                antiracist_tulpa +2m +5 / -0
                :#marseytroublemakerpatlove:

                  Master_GODshi +1m +5 / -0
                  :#marseytroublemakerpatlove:

                    antiracist_tulpa +1m +5 / -0
                    :#marseytroublemakerpatlove:

                      Master_GODshi +2m +5 / -0
                      :#marseytroublemakerpatlove:

                        antiracist_tulpa +3m +5 / -0
                        :#marseytroublemakerpatlove:

                          Master_GODshi +1m +5 / -0
                          :#marseytroublemakerpatlove:

                            antiracist_tulpa +2m +5 / -0
                            :#marseytroublemakerpatlove:

    jackie +2h +

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-11-16T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The 2023 best of rDrama Awards :marseyawardretard: :marseytrophy: :marseyawardretard2:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Hello :marseywave2: !retards is here with the 2023 awards :marseyawardretard: !besties I hope you’re all having a great day and thank you for being here with me :marseylove:
## BEST POST
#### Winner: @useragent13
#### Post: https://rdrama.net/post/217318/hi
:#marseybestfriends: the useragent13 post is literally the best post ever on rdrama. I don’t think there’s a better post. It’s top tier. I’m glad he got his dramacoins for it. I don’t have a lot of awards so I’m giving it to him as a consolation prize :marseyaward:
#### Runners up:
@carpathianflorist https://rdrama.net/post/216283/i-would-just-like-to-say
@funkykongpathianflorist https://rdrama.net/post/216727/rdramas-first-and-only-heterosexual-pregnant
@retard https://rdrama.net/post/215396/im-retard
@funkykongpathianflorist https://rdrama.net/post/216727/rdramas-first-and-only-heterosexual-pregnant
@grue https://rdrama.net/post/216944/marseycoomer2marseycoomer2marseycoomer2marseycoomer2marseycoomer2marseycoomer2marseycoomer2marseycoomer2
@not-dua-lipa https://rdrama.net/post/217009/rdrama-crying-at-the-funniest
@funkykongpathianflorist https://rdrama.net/post/216727/rdramas-first-and-only-heterosexual-pregnant
@funkykongpath

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-02-12T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjourno: i am an unprofessional journalist. i am here to ask you about your sexual orientation:marseynotes:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +40 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
reddit jannies are so fucking stupid
COMMENTS:
userturkey13 +4m +14 / -0
This is the most subtle dramatard account

  Master_GODshi +3m +10 / -0
  I hope so :marseysweating:

  Pog +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyill:

KawaiiFembee +2h +3 / -0
{IMG}

  Master_GODshi +1m +3 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:y

Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}y

  Master_GODshi +3m +2 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:acket

    Cao_Cao +5m +2 / -0
    {IMG}acket

      Master_GODshi +1h +2 / -0
      :marseykingcrown:ist

        Cao_Cao +5h +1 / -0
        {IMG}isty

          Master_GODshi +37m +2 / -0
          {IMG}ist

            Cao_Cao +4h +2 / -0
            {IMG}ist

              Master_GODshi +38m +2 / -0
              {IMG}ist

                Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
                {IMG}ist

                  Master_GODshi +5h +2 / -0
                  {IMG}ist

                    Cao_Cao +10h +2 / -0
                    {IMG}ist

                      Master_GODshi +1h +2 / -0
                      {IMG}ist

                        Cao_Cao +3h +2 / -0
                        {IMG}ist

                          Master_GODshi +2m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}ist

                            Cao_Cao +2h +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-06-13T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AOE2 is getting a major update :marsoyhype:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Tbh I’m not a fan of the game at all but I still got excited because of the amount of people I know who are :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: over it. For reference, I’m a coomer who likes to fuck with people on the internet. I only play AoE2 occasionally because my gf wants to play with me sometimes. I don’t play anymore. I don’t play much any game anymore.
This update is huge though :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin:
> [100+ new units and buildings, 50+ new technologies, 13 new heroes, 3 new civilizations, 8 new map types, 20+ new music tracks, 35+ new quests, and more.]({REDDIT: r/aoe2 aoe2_definitive_edition_update_121})
> [We’re also bringing back the Forge to allow for modding and custom gameplay experiences again. In addition, we’re introducing new Forge tools for creating mods and custom content, including an entirely new modding system that will allow for 3rd party modding.]({REDDIT: r/aoe2 aoe2_definitive_edition_update_121})
That’s a lot of new shit. I’m sure all the mods will be updated to work with this update too :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylent

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-06-01T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I’m doing a “gussy” challenge
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am an incel, and I am going to do a “gussy” challenge. I am going to talk to a woman and ask her for a date. It doesn’t matter if I am rejected, I just want to see if I can get a date with a woman. I will post the results here.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +10 / -0
> I am an incel, and I am going to do a “gussy” challenge
:#marseysoypoint2:

  Master_GODshi +2h +1 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

Maximus +1m +6 / -0
:marseybegging:

  Master_GODshi +2m +5 / -0
  :marseythanks:

johnnypoop +3m +4 / -0
You could go to the local bar and talk to women

  Master_GODshi +2m +4 / -0
  I’m not a bad looking guy, but I have a bald head so I don’t want to go to a bar and talk to women. If I’m going to make a move on a woman I’d rather it be some other place

    johnnypoop +1m +6 / -0
    >I'm not a bad looking guy
    >bald head
    :#surejan:

      Master_GODshi +2m +4 / -0
      :#marseysurejan:

    Awoo +1h +2 / -0
    I've got a bald head, and I've had way more success than you. You gotta have a bit of confidence.

      Master_GODshi +1h +2 / -0
      you’re right

    sirpingsalot +1h +1 / -0
    I'm a bald guy and I'm not ashamed of it. I just embrace the fact that I look like an evil supervillain and I use that to my advantage

      Master_GODshi +1h +1 / -0
      :marseybased:

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-02-24T04Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: You can’t do this to me, I’m a celebrity!
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DickButtKiss +17m +3 / -0
This is a cool video but I'm not watching it

  Master_GODshi +11m +3 / -0
  I watched it a few times and it’s pretty funny:marseyagreefast:

    DickButtKiss +27m +2 / -0
    Why? Because some nerd is sperging out over a meme?

      Master_GODshi +20m +2 / -0
      >a few times
      :marseyxd:

        DickButtKiss +10h +2 / -0
        The fact that I am not going to watch this video and you are watching it multiple times, not once but multiple times, is indicative of a clear mental illness. And I say that as someone who watches many videos on this website.

          Master_GODshi +1h +2 / -0
          :#marseycope:

            DickButtKiss +5m +2 / -0
            I'm not coping, you are coping. I will never watch this video. But you seem to enjoy watching it over and over again. Which is a sign of mental illness. You have a serious problem and it is clear to anyone who sees this comment. This is a cry for help, and I don't know how to help you. I can only hope that you get better. But you will need help from a professional, someone who can help you get through this. And I hope you do get better. But until then, you will need help from someone who can help you get through this. And I hope you do get better. But until then, you will need help from someone who can help you get through this. And I hope you do get better. But until then, you will need help from someone who can help you get through this. And I hope you do get better. But until then, you will need help from someone who can help you get through this. And I hope you do get better. But until then, you will need help from someone who

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-09-20T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is this real :marseyxd:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +43 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/amiugly 15m_156cm_59kg_south_african}
> 15m
> 156cm
> 59kg
> South African
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +47 / -0
{IMG}

  Master_GODshi +2m +22 / -0
  {GIF}

  BWC +38m +17 / -0
  :#marseymutt2: :#marseysoutherner: :#marseymutt:

  Bussy_Annihilator +28m +11 / -0
  I'm a 5'8" manlet, but it's okay because I'm a black man.

    Maximus +3m +14 / -0
    You could be a 5'10" manlet if you said nigger :marseynotes:

      Bussy_Annihilator +2m +11 / -0
      I'm not a retard, so I don't say that shit.

        Maximus +1m +16 / -0
        :#tayaaa:

          Bussy_Annihilator +2m +10 / -0
          This is the most upsetting thing anyone's said to me in a while.

            Maximus +1m +10 / -0
            :taycelebrate:

              Bussy_Annihilator +1m +9 / -0
              I know you'll get a big kick out of this

    Dramamine +1h +4 / -0
    I'm a 5'10" manlet

      Bussy_Annihilator +13m +4 / -0
      That's what I said.

  retard +1h +3 / -0
  I'm 5'6" and i'm not a manlet

    peepeehands +4m +7 / -0
    :#marseydicklet:

      retard +3m +4 / -0
      I'm

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-06-22T03Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Black man is shot and killed in front of his girlfriend and his two sons, a few days later his girlfriend sues his killer. The killer’s lawyer is trying to turn this into a hate crime lol
URL: {TWEET: thisstacey}
VOTES: +79 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
GT +4m +89 / -0
the leftoids trying to make this a hate crime is just :#marseychefkiss:

  Master_GODshi +1m +63 / -0
  The greatest thing about this is the black woman was in the car with the guy when he was shot and the killer didn’t even know what race she was lmao

    GT +1m +39 / -0
    :#marseyxd: i mean he probably thought he was gonna get shot

      Master_GODshi +2m +31 / -0
      lol probably. The killer’s lawyer is trying to make this a hate crime. Imagine the court case being about how the killer didn’t even know what race the woman was, but because he was a chud, he still killed the black guy. :marseyxd:

    ABC +18m +20 / -0
    This is what happens when you give women rights.

  BWC +1h +12 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases::#marseymanysuchcases::#marseymanysuchcases::#marseymanysuchcases::#marseymanysuchcases::#marseymanysuchcases::#marseymanysuchcases:

ABC +16m +54 / -0
{IMG}

  BWC +1h +26 / -0
  !nooticers how many of these nooticing chud memes that you see are from the 2010s, and not from the 2020s?
  {IMG}

    ABC +3m +17 / -0
    {IMG}

      BWC +4m +23 / -0
      {IMG}
      !

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-07-29T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybruh2: :marseyfoidretard:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
“Saying I’m a good person when I’m a terrible person” is what my :marseyfoidretard: gf says to me every time I call her out for being a bitch. :#marseycoffee:
COMMENTS:
sirpingsalot +1h +2 / -0
:#marseywomanmoment2:

  Master_GODshi +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseywomanmoment2: :#marseywomanmoment2: :#marseywomanmoment2: :#marseywomanmoment2: :#marseywomanmoment2: :#marseywomanmoment2:

NO +1h +1 / -0
Why is she dressed like a tranny

  Master_GODshi +11m +1 / -0
  I have no idea, she’s a 23 year old foid so no idea why she’s dressing like that

    NO +1h +1 / -0
    That's a trans woman

      Master_GODshi +27m +2 / -0
      oh ok thanks :marseywholesometrans:

      NO +20h +1 / -0
      :marseyblush:

NO +1h +1 / -0
Why is she dressed like a tranny

  Master_GODshi +12m +1 / -0
  I have no idea, she’s a 23 year old foid so no idea why she’s dressing like that:tt:

    NO +1h +1 / -0
    That's a trans woman

      Master_GODshi +27m +2 / -0
      oh ok thanks :marseywholesometrans:

        NO +20h +1 / -0
        :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :m

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-04-15T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyautism: who has an obsession with dogs and :marseytrain: makes a video on the :marseytrain: train
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is not a joke or a troll, the guy is literally named TobyTheTrain on his socials. I couldn’t watch the whole thing but it’s 1hr 11 min long. I don’t think he’s a train, just obsessed with them. The video is him talking to a train that he knows about, who is a train. :marseytransrentfree: he also has a dog obsessed channel too. I didn’t watch that one either lol
COMMENTS:
X +3m +10 / -0
{IMG}
lol
{IMG}
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  Master_GODshi +3m +10 / -0
  >Autistic
  >Obsessed with trains
  >Obsessed with dogs
  >Obsessed with the trans community
  {GIF}

    X +3m +8 / -0
    it's so funny that the train is a furry too
    :#marseyfurry2::#marseytransgenocide:

      Master_GODshi +1m +6 / -0
      > autism
      > furry
      > trans
      :marseymanysuchcases:

        X +1m +7 / -0
        > > furry
        > > trans
        {IMG}

          Master_GODshi +1m +4 / -0
          {YOUTUBE}

      TheOverSeether +1h +3 / -0
      :#marseyfurry2pat:

    cyberdick +6h +2 / -0
    > autistic
    > obsessed with trains
    > obsessed with dogs
    > obsessed with the trans community
    :#marseymanysuchcases::#marseymanysuchcases::#marseymanysuchcases::#marseymanysuchcases:

BigBussyHunter +13m +4 / -0
:#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytrans

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2022-06-24T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: what the fuck is this
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
is that a tranny? is this a new award? what the fuck is this @carpathianflorist
COMMENTS:
Certifiedbussyoperator +3m +12 / -0
:marseymerchant:

  BigBussyHunter +2m +7 / -0
  :marseysoypoint:
  !blackjack1000

    Certifiedbussyoperator +2m +4 / -0
    :marseysoypoint:

  CantWakeUpJPG +5m +5 / -0
  !blackjack1000
  :#marseysoypoint:

    CantWakeUpJPG +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint:

    Certifiedbussyoperator +1m +3 / -0
    :marseysoypoint:

X +1m +8 / -0
:#marseyshy2:

  BigBussyHunter +6m +6 / -0
  :#marseybooba:
  {IMG}

    X +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseybooba:

Transformers +10m +8 / -0
Who knew carp was so based?
Troon, tranny, train, troid, TIM, Ellen Page, Steve Akins

  BigBussyHunter +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseyjewoftheorientglow:

  box +2m +3 / -0
  wait what

Salamander +2m +7 / -0
:#marseyglow:

  box +10m +2 / -0
  :marseyshutitdown:

Lv999_Lich_King +2m +6 / -0
@carpathianflorist is a trans woman confirmed

  box +11m +3 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

Cao_Cao +5m +4 / -0
Looks like a combination of a foid and a chink.

  box +6m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-10-08T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblackcock: :marseyblackcock: :marseyblackcock:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  Master_GODshi +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyxd:eded

ConchShell +1h +2 / -0
That's a good gifed

Master_GODshi +1m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2024-03-16T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor is constantly going to get hit by a car :marseysteer:
URL: {REDDIT: r/iamveryculinary i_got_hit_by_a_car}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I got hit by a car
> :marseyretardchad: I had just gotten off of work and was crossing the street. I was hit by a car and got knocked to the ground. The driver of the car stopped and tried to talk to me. I was in shock and couldn't process what was going on. I stood up and started walking to the other side of the street. The driver followed me and tried to talk to me again. I told him to leave me alone and kept walking. He then got out of his car and followed me. I was scared and started running. He kept following me and yelling at me. I finally got away from him and called the police. They came and took a statement from me. I have no idea what happened but I am just glad that I am safe.
How the fuck are you getting hit by a car when you’re walking. also
:#marseyattentionseeker:
COMMENTS:
BHG +1h +4 / -0
> I was scared and started running
If you're scared you should start walking fast but this is reddit so she probably ran like a fat white woman

  Master_GODshi +1h +3 / -0
  That was my first thought. He didn’t even run lol :marseyxd:

Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}
It's a good day to be a drivemaxxer :marseycool2:

  Master_GODshi +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseysteer:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +1 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

    Dramamine +14m +1 / -0
    :#marseysoypointgold:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +1 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold:

SgtHartman +1h +1 / -0
:chad: is drunk

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-04-11T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is the worst post I have ever seen :marseyeyemixer3:
URL: {REDDIT: r/awfuleverything the_only_reason_i_could_stand_to_be_in_a_relatio}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The only reason I could stand to be in a relationship with my husband was because I was completely in love with him. I would have done anything for him. He would do anything for me. We were in love. He loved me so much that he would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me. He would do anything for me.

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2022-10-23T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Disney’s :marseydisney: Star Wars :marseysith: show “Ahsoka” :marseyohno: is being turned into a “video game” :marsoy: by Ubisoft :marseydeux:
URL: https://www.dualshockers.com/disneys-star-wars-ahsoka-series-to-be-turned-into-a-video-game-by-ubisoft
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The only thing I know about this show is that it looks like shit, and that it has the 12 year old girl in it who was in the booktok books :marseyreading:. The article is not very informative, but I guess it’s being turned into a game in the future. I’m sure that will be a success :marseydisney:
COMMENTS:
SmallNips +32m +16 / -0
> The article is not very informative
That's because there's no information. The article is just speculation. It's not even confirmed that it will be a video game. Most likely it will be a mobile game that they can shovel ads into.
> The only thing I know about this show is that it looks like shit
Its looks like shit and it will probably be shit. The only reason why Disney is making more star wars slop is because its the only thing they have left after they lost their monopoly on Disney plus. Its a shame because I think star wars was a great franchise back in the day but its lost its soul. Now its just a big corporation trying to make money off of a franchise that has been dead for over a decade

  GT +11m +12 / -0
  Disney will also try to push their agenda, that's why they made the star wars slop you get to watch on the stream service

    SmallNips +5m +10 / -0
    They have to because they're a corporation and they have to make money. The thing that sucks about it is that their "agenda" is just "being a good person" and "woke". They don't even have any good ideas other than that. If they had good ideas they would be able to make a profit off of it

      GT +15m +10 / -

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-12-11T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bardfinn (not really) makes a post about how the house racist mods are just like the neo-nazi chuds they :marseyairquotes: mock :marseyairquotes:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits house_racist_mods_just_like_the_hate_groups_they}
VOTES: +40 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> You can mock the neo-nazi chuds as much as you want, but the house racist mods are just as bad.
> They have a "joke" that they're all going to get fired for being racist and that they'll be replaced by non-white people. That's what the Nazis said about Jews.
> They have a "joke" that their members will be sent to camps. That's what the Nazis said about Jews.
> They have a "joke" that their members will be killed. That's what the Nazis said about Jews.
> They have a "joke" that they're going to kill their own members if they don't agree with them. That's what the Nazis said about Jews.
> They have a "joke" that they're going to kill their own members if they don't agree with them. That's what the Nazis said about Jews.
> They have a "joke" that they're going to kill their own members if they don't agree with them. That's what the Nazis said about Jews.
> They have a "joke" that they're going to kill their own members if they don't agree with them. That's what the Nazis said about Jews.
> They have a "joke" that they're going to kill their own members if they don't agree with them. That's what the Nazis said about Jews.
> They have a "joke" that they're going to kill their own members if they don't agree with them. That's what the Nazis said about Jews.
> They have a "joke" that they're going to kill their own members if they don't agree with them. That's what the Nazis said about Jews.
> They have a "joke" that they're going to kill their own members if they don't agree with them. That's what the Nazis said about Jews.
> They have a "joke" that they're

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-12-21T22Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: some of the best posts are from the beginning of the year
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
They are either funny and/or interesting. I don’t know what it is but the posts from the beginning of the year are always the best. 2023 has been a disappointment compared to 2022. Even though the latter was the best year in my life
COMMENTS:
Patsy +2m +4 / -0
> Even though the latter was the best year in my life
:#marseygiggle:

  Master_GODshi +2m +4 / -0
  I’m only here because it’s the best year for my life :marseyannoyed:

    Patsy +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseygiggle:

      Master_GODshi +2m +3 / -0
      :marseyraging: :marseyraging:

        Patsy +3m +3 / -0
        :#marseygiggle:

          Master_GODshi +25s +3 / -0
          :#marseyraging:

  Patsy +3m +2 / -0
  im just jealous that you had a great year and im not allowed to talk about mine because you arent my friend yet
  :#marseytears:

    Master_GODshi +2m +2 / -0
    >you arent my friend yet
    :marseyblowkiss: :marseyfluffy: :marseyflirt: me, friend me

      Patsy +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseygiggle:

        Master_GODshi +3m +2 / -0
        :marseysad: :marseydepressed: :marseygiveup: me

          Patsy +4m +2 / -0
          :#marseygiggle:

            Master_GODshi +2m +2 / -0
            :marseyannoyed: :marseyannoyed: :marseyannoyed: :marsey

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-08-01T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycertifiedangus: Certified Angus Beef:marseycertifiedangus:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +1h +4 / -0
:marseyxd: lol that's a good one. I like that he used the "angry" marsey to make it look like he was angrying

  Master_GODshi +13h +2 / -0
  I made it lol. I think it’s one of the funnier ones I’ve made, it’s just a basic black and white edit of the angry marsey

    BigBussyHunter +3h +2 / -0
    :marseyclapping: I think it's great!:!marseybeanangry::!marseybeanangry: :!marseybeanangry: :marseyclapping::!marseybeanangry: :!marseybeanangry: :marseyclapping: :marseyclapping: :marseyclapping:

      Master_GODshi +12m +2 / -0
      :marseyblush: thank you:marseyblush::angry

        BigBussyHunter +1m +2 / -0
        :marseyembrace::!marseyembrace:angry:!marseyembrace: :!marseyembrace: :!marseyembrace: :!marseyembrace: :!marseyembrace: :!marseyembrace: :!marseyembrace: :!marseyembrace: :!marseyembrace: :!marseyembrace: :!marseyembrace: :!marseyembrace: :!marseyembrace: :!marseyembrace: :!marseyembrace: :!marseyembrace: :!marseyembrace: :!marseyembrace: :!marseyembrace: :!marseyembrace: :!marseyembrace: :!marsey

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-06-26T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Boring post] :marseyextinction: :marseyfoidretard: and :marseytrad: :marseywomanmoment: on /r/childfree
URL: {REDDIT: r/childfree women_in_their_30s_and_40s_dont_have_to_see}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I think that's a very sad point of view. I'm 36 and I'm happy, I'm enjoying my life and I'm confident. And I'm so happy that I don't have kids. I'm enjoying being alone and I don't think that I'll ever change my mind. But I can see that point of view, but I think that it's so sad that people think like that. My mom's in her 50s and she regrets not having kids, I can see why she thinks that, but I'm not going to have kids, I'm happy as I am.
:marseywomanmoment:
> I'm 38, single, child free and a lot happier than most of the women I know with kids. I have a lot more time and freedom to do the things I want to do. I am happy with my life and I'm not lonely. I have a close-knit group of friends, I travel, I go on holiday, I have hobbies I enjoy and I'm not worrying about my next paycheck so I can pay for childcare and a mortgage.
> I know there are a lot of women in their 30s and 40s who are unhappy, but I don't know why they have to be so miserable about their lives. I'm happy with my life and I'm happy with my choice. I'm not angry with men, I'm not angry with society, I'm not angry with anyone. I'm happy with my life and I'm happy with my choice.
:marseyextinction:
> I'm 37 and I'm child free and I'm not unhappy. I'm not depressed. I'm not lonely. I'm not miserable. I'm not angry. I'm not bitter. I'm not resentful. I'm not frustrated. I'm not disappointed. I'm not sad. I'm not anxious. I'm not stressed. I'm

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2024-03-13T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/911roofer continues to cause seethe from the homeless
URL: {REDDIT: r/911roofer how_to_clear_homeless_camps_in_los_angeles}
VOTES: +35 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I know exactly what the answer is. It's just that everyone is too pussy to say it.
>> Be more like the homeless and do it yourself.
>>> I'm not homeless and I'm not a criminal. That's why I'm not going to be shooting people.
>>>> My neighbor is. He just got out of jail. He was charged with shooting an old lady in the face with a pistol because she asked him to move his car. He is homeless. He is a criminal. He is probably going to shoot someone else before they shoot him. So what do we do? I mean I'm not going to be going down there and shooting anyone but I'm sure the cops aren't going to do anything either. The city isn't going to do anything either. So what do you think we should do?
>>>>> Well, if the cops can't handle it, then what can they do about it? I mean, if you don't want to shoot anyone, then maybe you should just stay away from them. I mean, if you're not going to shoot anyone, then what are you even doing there? I mean, if you're not going to do anything about it, then why are you even there? I mean, if you're not going to do anything about it, then why are you even there? I mean, if you're not going to do anything about it, then why are you even there? I mean, if you're not going to do anything about it, then why are you even there?
>> You’re going to start a war, and then what? What is your end game here?
>>> I'm not going to start a war. I'm not going to start a war. I'm not going to start a war. I'm not going to start a war. I'm not going to start a war.
>>>> So your plan is to start a war, and then what? What is your end game here?
>>>>> Well, if you're not going to start a war, then what are you going to do? I mean

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2024-03-09T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseygossip: !frozentoesen discuss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!frozentoesen
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
birdenthusiast +1h +11 / -0
>name is dracula
:#marseyvampire: {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
!biofoids discuss
@tempest

  box +5m +4 / -0
  :marseyturnedon:

  Dramamine +4m +4 / -0
  :#marseyslurpfast:

  ACA +1h +2 / -0
  {GIF}

  tempest +10h +2 / -0
  hawt

    birdenthusiast +1h +2 / -0
    :marseyvampirelove:

LizWarren2028 +6m +9 / -0
She's not even a real woman
https://www.reddit.com/user/draculatranqueiras
{REDDIT: r/TransyTalk i_dont_want_to_go_on_hrt}
{REDDIT: r/TransyTalk i_have_2_girlfriends_who_are_transgender}

  Master_GODshi +2m +8 / -0
  :#marseypuke:
  You’re right. Not a woman. But still a valid woman :marseywholesometrans:

  X +3h +4 / -0
  > {REDDIT: r/TransyTalk i_dont_want_to_go_on_hrt}
  > I don't want to go on hrt, but I want to pass, so I'm trying to look like a girl.
  :#marseytransattentionseeker:

  ACA +2h +3 / -0
  3/10 feet, 0/10 nails

  KongsburyDonkboy +5h +2 / -0
  A real woman would be using a vibrator on those feet

ACA +2h +2 / -0
3/10 feet, 0/10 nails.
10/10

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-05-06T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjamming:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A be assed to comment be assed to comment on this post
<marquee direction="right">:#marseycapywalking::#marseycapywalking::#marseycapywalking::#marseycapywalking::#marseycapywalking: </marquee> be assed to comment on this post
<marquee direction="right">:#marseycapywalking::#marseycapywalking::#marseycapywalking::#marseycapywalking::#marseycapywalking: </marquee>的优点是，我们可以在任何地方、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合、任何地点、任何时间、任何场合

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-02-01T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is my favorite :marseytrain: /r/MTF post
URL: {REDDIT: r/MtF i_hate_being_a_woman}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm on my way to work and I'm just so tired of being a woman. I'm sick of people thinking they can treat me like shit just because I'm a woman. I'm sick of being objectified. I'm sick of being told I'm not attractive enough. I'm sick of being told I'm not a real woman. I'm sick of being told I'm not a real man. I'm sick of being told I'm not a real anything. I'm sick of being told I'm not good enough. I'm sick of being told I'm not worth anything. I'm sick of being told I'm not loved. I'm sick of being told I'm not wanted. I'm sick of being told I'm not appreciated. I'm sick of being told I'm not respected. I'm sick of being told I'm not a real woman. I'm sick of being told I'm not a real man. I'm sick of being told I'm not a real anything. I'm sick of being told I'm not good enough. I'm sick of being told I'm not worth anything. I'm sick of being told I'm not loved. I'm sick of being told I'm not wanted. I'm sick of being told I'm not appreciated. I'm sick of being told I'm not respected.
:#marseylaugh::#marseylaugh::#marseylaugh::#marseylaugh::#marseylaugh::#marseylaugh::#marseylaugh::#marseylaugh::#marseylaugh::#marseylaugh:
COMMENTS:
Snowfox_Coarsemeow +22m +8 / -0
I was hoping it was a gussy hating troon.

  Master_GODshi +11m +6 / -0
  :#marseydepressed:

KneeGrowsSteel +1h +6 / -0
i hate being a woman too but it's because i'm a man. being a woman is literally the worst thing you can do.

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2024-01-09T22Z
HOLE: personal
TITLE: My car is leaking oil :marseydepressed:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The leak is slow and only visible when I start it up. It’s a 2008 Toyota Corolla. 180k miles. Not sure what to do. :marseygiveup:
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +2m +8 / -0
it's probably the valve cover gasket, just replace it

  Master_GODshi +1m +4 / -0
  > replace it
  :#marseyveryworried:

    Enrico_Motassa +1m +7 / -0
    just use a socket and a ratchet it's not that hard

      Master_GODshi +1m +4 / -0
      i’m a faggot and not handy at all. i don’t know what any of that means. i just wanted to drive my car without it leaking oil. :marseydeadinside2:

        Enrico_Motassa +2m +3 / -0
        just take it to a mechanic

          Master_GODshi +1m +4 / -0
          I’m poor. I’ve been using it for 12 years. It’s not worth the money. i’ll probably drive it until it dies. :marseydepressed:

            Enrico_Motassa +1m +4 / -0
            if you're poor and have a car that needs a new head gasket you're fucked

              Master_GODshi +3m +4 / -0
              i’m not poor, i’m just cheap. :marseycool2:

            BigBussyHunter +2m +2 / -0
            Is your oil getting low? If it's not, you might be able to just keep driving it. But I would take it to a mechanic and ask them what they think and what your options are

              Master_GODshi +1m +3 / -0
              it’s not low. i just want to not have it leak oil on the ground when I’m parked. i can’t afford it. i know it will probably kill the car eventually but that’s not a problem until it happens. :

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2024-01-11T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is there a way to view your own profile on mobile in a desktop layout? :marseyfirefox:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Just curious. I feel like I’m being lied to by the entire internet. I don’t want to get a desktop computer or anything but I’d like to see my own profile in desktop mode. I know it’s just the profile css but I’ve been using firefox mobile for a few years and can’t find a way to change it. If you can’t change it, it’s a bummer, I guess. I don’t know enough about browsers to know if it’s possible.
COMMENTS:
X +3m +7 / -0
{IMG}

  Master_GODshi +2m +6 / -0
  :#marseythanks:

    X +1m +6 / -0
    you're welcome king

  Russia +3m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

arsey +1h +4 / -0
It's not on mobile and it's a bummer.

  Master_GODshi +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseygiveup::

Cao_Cao +1h +4 / -0
This is how my profile looks in Firefox mobile:
{IMG}
This is how it looks in Firefox desktop:
{IMG}
The fact that you can't see the desktop layout on mobile is some kind of weird trick to discourage people from using mobile to view profiles. I'm not sure why.

  Master_GODshi +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseygiveup:

  arsey +1h +2 / -0
  You can't see it on mobile. I think it's to discourage people from using mobile to see our profiles. lol

  X +3h +2 / -0
  desktop is more feature rich

DestoryerCarbine +2m +3 / -0
Nope

  Master_GODshi +5m +3 / -0
  :marseydejected:

    DestoryerCarbine +1m +3 / -0
    :marseycheerup: I think it's a pretty cool feature actually,

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-09-15T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I need to get a job to pay for my phone bill :marseypoor:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have 20$ left on my phone bill and it’s due tomorrow. I have no money on hand. I don’t know what I’m gonna do.
:#marseybeggar: :#marseypoor:
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +43s +7 / -0
Have you considered suicide?

  Master_GODshi +2m +7 / -0
  I don’t want to :marseyshrug:

    FrozenChosen +2m +7 / -0
    Good. Suicide is actually against the rules on this website.

      Master_GODshi +1m +6 / -0
      I know I won’t do that. I’ve had a few bad thoughts about it but I don’t actually want to. I just hate being broke. The people who don’t have a job are the ones who do it :marseysigh:

        FrozenChosen +34s +5 / -0
        What kind of job are you looking for?

          Master_GODshi +1m +6 / -0
          anything lol. I don’t have a degree or anything, I just have to find something

            FrozenChosen +1m +6 / -0
            When I was your age I was doing warehouse work for $17 an hour, if that helps.

              Master_GODshi +3m +5 / -0
              > warehouse work for $17 an hour
              that’s actually decent :marseyshrug:
              I don’t mind that kind of work, I just wanna find something so I can pay my bills. I’ve been thinking of getting a job at a gas station but they don’t have any openings. It’s all exhausting to me

                FrozenChosen +1m +6 / -0
                I was a cashier at a grocery store and that paid $17/hr too. I’m sure you can get something.

                  Master_GODshi +4m +5 / -0
                  Thanks for the advice :marseythanks:

                KinoBushido +1m +4 / -0 [C

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-07-28T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywitch3: vs :marseytrad:
URL: {REDDIT: r/witchesvspatriarchy i_love_how_theres_a_sub_for_everything}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I love how there’s a sub for everything.]({REDDIT: r/witchesvspatriarchy i_love_how_theres_a_sub_for_everything})
<br>
> [Except for women. And children.]({REDDIT: r/witchesvspatriarchy i_love_how_theres_a_sub_for_everything})
>> [We have r/actuallesbians and r/actuallesbiansforyou]({REDDIT: r/witchesvspatriarchy i_love_how_theres_a_sub_for_everything})
>>> [r/actuallesbians is not a safe space for trans women. It's a space for cis lesbians to talk about how much they hate trans women.]({REDDIT: r/witchesvspatriarchy i_love_how_theres_a_sub_for_everything})
>>>> [It is, though. And the trans women in there are wonderful.]({REDDIT: r/witchesvspatriarchy i_love_how_theres_a_sub_for_everything})
>>>>> [It's a space for cis lesbians to talk about how much they hate trans women. That is not a safe space for trans women.]({REDDIT: r/witchesvspatriarchy i_love_how_theres_a_sub_for_everything})
>>>>>> [I've never seen that, and you're not a trans woman so it doesn't matter what you think.]({REDDIT: r/witchesvspatriarchy i_love_how_theres_a_sub_for_everything})
lol that’s a good point
>>> [There is also r/actuallesbiansforyou]({REDDIT: r/witchesvspatriarchy i_love_how_theres_a_sub_for_everything})
>>>> [I’m aware, and it’s not a safe space for trans women.]({REDDIT: r/witchesvspatriarchy i_love_how_theres_a_sub_for_everything})
>>>>> [Why would

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-08-12T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dude Bussy Lmao
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Dude bussy lmao
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +27m +2 / -0
Bussy Lmao

  Master_GODshi +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

L +1h +2 / -0
:#marseywords:

  Master_GODshi +22m +2 / -0
  :marseyshy3:

    L +5m +2 / -0
    :#marseyshy5:

      Master_GODshi +15m +2 / -0
      :marseyshy4:

        L +17m +2 / -0
        :#marseyshy4:

          Master_GODshi +1h +2 / -0
          :marseyshy5:

            L +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseyshy2:

              Master_GODshi +3m +2 / -0
              :marseyshy3:

                L +1m +2 / -0
                :#marseyshy3:

                  Master_GODshi +2m +2 / -0
                  :marseyshy4:ottoni

                    L +3m +2 / -0
                    :#marseyshy4:

                      Master_GODshi +4m +2 / -0
                      :marseyshy5: ottoni@bussy.lmao

                        L +1m +2 / -0
                        :#marseyshy5:

                          Master_GODshi +1m +2 / -0
                          :marseyshy2: @bussy.lmao

                            L +1m +2 / -0
                            :#marseyshy2:

                            L +1m +2 / -0
                            :#marseyshy2:

                            L +1m +2 / -0
                            :#marseyshy2:

                            L +1m +

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AUTHOR: Master_GODshi
DATE: 2023-07-02T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytransattentionseeker::marseytransattentionseeker::marseytransattentionseeker::marseytransattentionseeker::marseytransattentionseeker::marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Transgender_Surgeries nsfw_13_months_postop_hysterectomy_and_vaginoplasty}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> 13 months postop Hysterectomy and Vaginoplasty
:#marseywholesometrans:
> I was told that I would be able to orgasm and be able to orgasm from vaginal intercourse, but I am unable to orgasm from vaginal intercourse. I am able to orgasm from clitoral stimulation, but it’s not as intense as it used to be.
> I’m still dealing with pain on the right side of my body, and pain when I’m sitting down. I’m still dealing with a lot of pain, but I’m slowly getting better.
> I’m still dealing with a lot of pain, but I’m slowly getting better.
> I’m still dealing with a lot of pain, but I’m slowly getting better.
> I’m still dealing with a lot of pain, but I’m slowly getting better.
> I’m still dealing with a lot of pain, but I’m slowly getting better.
> I’m still dealing with a lot of pain, but I’m slowly getting better.
> I’m still dealing with a lot of pain, but I’m slowly getting better.
> I’m still dealing with a lot of pain, but I’m slowly getting better.
> I’m still dealing with a lot of pain, but I’m slowly getting better.
> I’m still dealing with a lot of pain, but I’m slowly getting better.
> I’m still dealing with a lot of pain, but I’m slowly getting better.
> I’m still dealing with a lot of pain, but I’m slowly getting better.
> I’m still dealing with a lot of pain, but I’m slowly getting better.
> I’m still dealing with a lot of pain, but I’m slowly getting better.
> I’m still dealing with a lot of pain, but I’m slowly getting better.
> I’m still dealing with a lot of pain, but I’m slowly getting better

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-06-23T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: BREAKING NEWS: rDrama.net is now the #1 site on the internet
URL: https://www.similarweb.com/website/rdrama.net/#overview
VOTES: +197 / -8
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +4m +167 / -0
:#marseysoypoint:
We're so fucking back!

  KONY_2032 +10m +95 / -0
  :soyjackwow::soyjackwow::soyjackwow::soyjackwow::soyjackwow::soyjackwow::soyjackwow::soyjackwow::soyjackwow::soyjackwow::soyjackwow::soyjackwow::soyjackwow::soyjackwow:

    ACA +1h +33 / -0
    {IMG}

  oppie +37m +58 / -0
  {GIF}

    oppie +23s +26 / -0
    :#marseysmug2:

  Killthekaiser +1h +27 / -0
  {IMG}

    oppie +53m +25 / -0
    This is the biggest achievement we could ever hope to accomplish
    {IMG}

  Fat_Cock_Brock +2h +20 / -0
  :#soyjackwow:

    Fat_Cock_Brock +1m +12 / -0
    :#soyjackwow:

      Fat_Cock_Brock +17s +13 / -0
      :#soyjackwow:

        Fat_Cock_Brock +17s +14 / -0
        :#soyjackwow:

          Fat_Cock_Brock +15s +13 / -0
          :#soyjackwow:

            Fat_Cock_Brock +15s +13 / -0
            :#soyjackwow:

              Fat_Cock_Brock +15s +13 / -0
              :#soyjackwow:

                Fat_Cock_Brock +13s +13 / -0
                :#soyjack

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-07-26T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I had a dream that the subreddit r/redscarepod had a subreddit meetup and I attended
URL: N/A
VOTES: +107 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It was held at the Four Seasons in Chicago and I had to take a limo to get there. I was the only person there who had to take public transportation to get there. Everyone else was driving or taking a private limo.
The entire time I was there, I kept looking for Lawlz to see if he was there and I never saw him. I kept thinking about how I was going to talk to him. I was so excited to meet him because he's my favorite poster on the site and I really wanted to tell him that.
Then the meetup was over and I had to take the limo back to the airport. I told the driver to take me to the airport. He said he couldn't, that the limo was supposed to take me to the Four Seasons. I said that I was supposed to go to the airport and he said that he didn't know anything about that. I told him that I was supposed to go to the airport and that he was supposed to take me there, and he said that he couldn't and that he didn't know anything about that.
Then I woke up.
COMMENTS:
Drippo +3m +38 / -0
:marseydepressed: I had a dream that I was on rDrama but I didn’t recognize it as rDrama. I thought it was a real website. I was trying to find the rDrama subreddit and I couldn’t find it. I was very confused and woke up.

  MasterLawlz +1m +27 / -0
  That's a very common dream. It's basically like the one where you can't find the bathroom or something. It's always a nightmare to have that one.

  FoidBlaster +3h +11 / -0
  I've had dreams where I was in a public place like a supermarket or a park and suddenly everyone around me was a bunch of DND players and I was the only one who knew that. I would just stare at them with this weird expression as they chatted with each other in their lingo and talk about DND shit. They were so oblivious to the fact that

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2021-06-07T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This sub is going to get banned in two weeks
URL: N/A
VOTES: +50 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You can't keep getting away with it.
COMMENTS:
JimieWhales +1h +32 / -0
\>not having a separate alt for chudposting
\>not having 1000s of alts to cover your tracks
\>not having a 100% clean account history
\>not having a throwaway email
\>not using a VPN
\>not having a disposable phone number
\>not using a fake name
\>not using a fake address
\>not using a fake job
\>not using a fake bank account
\>not using a fake credit card
\>not using a fake SSN
\>not using a fake driver's license
\>not using a fake passport
\>not using a fake ID
\>not using a fake IP
\>not using a fake MAC address
\>not using a fake user agent
\>not using a fake cookies
\>not using a fake cache
\>not using a fake history
\>not using a fake downloads
\>not using a fake bookmarks
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites
\>not using a fake favorites

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2023-08-18T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: update: i'm officially out of my life's savings
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +237 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been making 100 bets a day on every single game, even the ones I know nothing about, and I'm down to my last 100 coins.
I'll be back
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +71 / -1
I’ve been doing the exact same thing but I’m up 26k :marseyfluffy:

  FormerLurKONG +11m +57 / -1
  !slots166
  :#marseyitsover:

    FormerLurKONG +17s +48 / -1
    :#marseyitsoverhappy:

    garlicdoors +1m +27 / -1
    :#marseyitsoverwerebackchingchon:

  MasterLawlz +3m +27 / -1
  i would never get you to put yourself in this position

    carpathianflorist +1m +22 / -1
    You should have been watching college football instead of anime and you’d have made more money

      MasterLawlz +3m +28 / -1
      i know, but i had to do it for my emotional health

        carpathianflorist +1m +20 / -1
        I’m just glad you’re having fun

          MasterLawlz +3m +18 / -1
          I have a lot of fun gambling
          i have a lot of fun posting about gambling

            carpathianflorist +1m +13 / -1
            Same :marseyandjesus:

  Enrico_Motassa +12m +16 / -1
  #roll30000

    Enrico_Motassa +16s +16 / -1
    :#marseyitsover:

  SpudsMackenzie +1h +8 / -1
  I've got 35k :marseycool2:

    carpathianflorist +3m +7 / -

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-01-12T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The absolute state of the wrestling community
URL: N/A
VOTES: +39 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The absolute state of the wrestling community
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
MyPasswordwas12345678 +15m +16 / -0
wrestling is not real

  TariqNasheed +4m +12 / -0
  I’ve never watched a match that didn’t end in a pin or submission. So is it really real if the outcome is predictable?
  :marseyhmm:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +13 / -0
    How can you tell the difference between a pin and a submission?

      TariqNasheed +1m +11 / -0
      One is a pin, the other is a submission. Thats the difference.

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +10 / -0
        Thank you for explaining the difference between a pin and a submission, I never knew.

    MyPasswordwas12345678 +25m +6 / -0
    No, just like the rest of sports, wrestling is fake, it’s not real

      TariqNasheed +1m +4 / -0
      I don’t think any major sport is real. Its all staged for money and advertisement. Hence why I only watch WWE.

    Hoss +29m +3 / -0
    That's the beauty of it.

  JannieJihad +4m +7 / -0
  It's not, but I'm willing to pretend for a couple hours a week.

  whyareyou +21m +4 / -0
  :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

  FearOfBees +5h +1 / -0
  Yes it is

Buck +8m +15 / -0
This is why I watch wrestling. I hate how much AEW is like an actual sport. Like what is the point of AEW if you can't get over the top and do crazy shit. It's like watching an actual sport and not entertainment.

  TariqNasheed +

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2023-05-02T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is this website gonna die?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +342 / -6
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don’t know how to explain this. I don’t think I’m crazy or anything. It’s just that I’ve had this weird recurring dream where I’m in some kind of alternate reality where I’m still in high school and I’m talking to this girl named Sarah. But I’m not in high school anymore. I graduated years ago. I was supposed to be living my life, but instead I’m in this bizarre loop where I’m still in high school and I’m still talking to Sarah. I don’t know why this is happening or how I got here. I just know that I need to get out of here and back to my real life. But every time I try to leave, I end up back in this hellish high school again. It’s like I’m trapped in some kind of time loop.
COMMENTS:
Transformers +11m +109 / -0
> I don’t think I’m crazy or anything
Hecko Lawlz

  MasterLawlz +1m +75 / -0
  I don’t think I’m crazy

    The_Homocracy +1m +46 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

      MasterLawlz +53s +50 / -0
      I don’t think I’m crazy

        SaveUsUncleTed +14m +42 / -0
        :#marseymeds:

        USCENTCOM +36m +25 / -0
        :#marseyagree:

        E +36m +19 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:

        iStillMissEd +1h +14 / -0
        I don't think I'm crazy
        I'm crazy

        smolchickentenders +1h +13 / -0
        :#marseyfuckyou2:

        BigBussyHunter +3h +12 / -0
        :#marseycheerupretard:

        tempest +1h +12 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:

        jesus +6h +10

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-09-15T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I've never seen a tranny try to talk to me about politics
URL: N/A
VOTES: +124 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Maybe I should just move to Portland or San Francisco or something. You know, somewhere that's a bit more progressive and accepting.
COMMENTS:
YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +13m +111 / -0
Tbh trannies are the last people I'd want to talk politics with.
{IMG}

  Wuzizname +15m +82 / -0
  I love how the dialogue is "I've never seen a trans person who was a bad person" and "Well yeah, because I'm the only trans person you've ever met."

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +2m +37 / -0
    Lool the first time I saw it I thought it was bait.

      Wuzizname +1m +50 / -0
      I'd bet that comic is taken from some real life interaction.

        BigBussyHunter +48m +25 / -0
        :marseyxd:
        I can see it now. The troon is like, "I've never seen a bad trans person. I'm so progressive."
        And the cis person is like, "But I've only met one trans person in my life and he's a total jerk."

  Zuzie +25m +30 / -0
  That's just being a decent person, how could you be transphobic?

  its_over +1h +19 / -0
  :#marsey41:

    Elise_Culpepper +1h +5 / -0
    {GIF}

  dont_log_me_out +1h +15 / -0
  I have seen two trains in my life. The first one had a face like a demon and the second one was like a child who had never grown up.
  I am now a confirmed transphobe.
  :marseytransgenocide:

  D +2h +12 / -0
  I’ve seen many trans people who are bad people.
  :marseysad:
  I’ve also seen many cis people who are bad people.

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-04-29T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I've been thinking about the Lawlz saga a lot
URL: N/A
VOTES: +152 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm sure you guys have too. It's been a while since I've posted here and I've thought about making a post about it at some point. I've seen many posts about it in the past few weeks and the overwhelming response from the community has been a very warm one. I've been keeping up with it through my Twitter account and it seems that a lot of you have been really supportive. I'm so happy that you guys have been so positive and accepting about it all. I've even been seeing some people on Twitter calling me brave for standing up to the admins. I'd like to thank all of you for your support.
I've been thinking about what it all means to me. I was so desperate for attention that I did everything in my power to get it. I thought that if I posted all of my deep inner thoughts and feelings on a public forum, people would finally take me seriously and respect me. I was wrong. I was so wrong. I had no idea what I was doing. I had no idea how to interact with people. I had no idea how to make friends. I had no idea how to make people like me. I had no idea how to make people respect me. I had no idea how to make people care about me. I had no idea how to make people want to be around me. I had no idea how to make people want to talk to me. I had no idea how to make people want to listen to me. I had no idea how to make people want to help me. I had no idea how to make people want to protect me. I had no idea how to make people want to defend me. I had no idea how to make people want to fight for me. I had no idea how to make people want to die for me. I had no idea how to make people want to live for me. I had no idea how to make people want to love me. I had no idea how to make people want to be with me. I had no idea how to make people want to be friends with me. I had no idea how to make people want to be lovers with me. I had no idea how to make people want to be partners

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-01-24T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have never had sex. I’m sorry, but it’s true.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +180 / -13
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is just a quick post to let you guys know that I have never had sex.
I’ve never even had a girlfriend, which is the most embarrassing part of this entire story. I’ve never had a date, I’ve never even been on a single date. I’ve never even been asked on a date, I’ve never even been asked out, I’ve never even been asked to go on a date. I’ve never been asked to go on a date by a woman, I’ve never been asked to go on a date by a man, I’ve never been asked to go on a date by a non-binary person, I’ve never been asked to go on a date by a non-binary man, I’ve never been asked to go on a date by a non-binary woman, I’ve never been asked to go on a date by a non-binary non-binary person, I’ve never been asked to go on a date by a non-binary non-binary man, I’ve never been asked to go on a date by a non-binary non-binary woman, I’ve never been asked to go on a date by a non-binary non-binary non-binary person.
I’ve never even had a woman ask me out. I’ve never even had a man ask me out. I’ve never even had a non-binary person ask me out. I’ve never even had a non-binary man ask me out. I’ve never even had a non-binary woman ask me out. I’ve never even had a non-binary non-binary person ask me out. I’ve never even had a non-binary non-binary man ask me out. I’ve never even had a non-binary non-binary woman ask me out. I’ve never even had a non-binary non-binary non-binary person ask me out.
I’ve never even had a woman ask me out. I’ve never even had a man ask me out. I’ve never even had a non-binary person ask me out. I’ve never even had a non-binary man ask me out. I’ve never even had a non-binary woman ask me out. I’ve never even had a non-binary non-binary person ask me out. I’ve never even had a non-binary non-binary man ask me out

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2021-12-12T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm going to be a good boy and not reveal any of the big things happening on this site today but if you don't get this reference you're a fucking nerd
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +115 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +11m +76 / -0
{IMG}

  Urboros +2m +28 / -0
  {IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +21m +24 / -0
  :marseybased:
  :marseyfunko:

  Stranger +2h +12 / -0
  Is it just me or is it kinda cute?

    Saint_Nicholas +1m +10 / -0
    It's Marsey, of course it's cute.

  smolchickentenders +2h +8 / -0
  :marseycry: :marseyblowkiss:

Dramamine +2m +50 / -0
{GIF}

  arsey +1h +18 / -0
  My favorite gif.

  MasterLawlz +1m +18 / -0
  fuck yeah

  1 +2h +14 / -0
  {IMG}

  Dahl_Fook +1h +10 / -0
  I don't get it

    Dramamine +2m +25 / -0
    {IMG}

      Dahl_Fook +2m +16 / -0
      Okay i understand now

      Stranger +1h +15 / -0
      I'm not sure if that makes it any less retarded.

        Dramamine +2h +5 / -0
        Sometimes you just have to let yourself be retarded

      smolchickentenders +1h +8 / -0
      :marseyshook:

    iStillMissEd +2h +7 / -0
    "I don't get it" is a reference to a meme where the person doesn't understand something, but is trying to appear cool by pretending they do. It's like a joke within a joke, because the person saying "I don't get it" is actually the one

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-05-29T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is the first time in the history of this website that I've ever felt the need to say anything remotely serious
URL: N/A
VOTES: +126 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The fact that the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting happened a decade ago and somehow all these people still have the audacity to use it as a political tool is so fucking disgusting.
I have a hard time believing that anyone who is still talking about it is a genuine supporter of the cause. It's a way to show off how virtuous they are while also playing the victim. And it's not like these people are even trying to do anything meaningful to help these victims' families, they're just using their names as a way to get attention and virtue signal.
I fucking hate these people.
COMMENTS:
HOTEP +1m +108 / -0
I’m not gonna say anything serious either.

  HOTEP +2m +61 / -0
  Also Lawlz you’re going to the principal’s office again.

    BrokeBackBuck +2h +22 / -0
    >again
    :marseytroublemaker:

  peepeehands +1m +50 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

  ironicshitposter +20m +36 / -0
  I don't know what the fuck this place is about anymore
  It's like all my favorite subreddits and this shitty content aggregator site that just links to the same shitty subreddits

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +22 / -0
    It's a site for people who enjoy laughing at retards. The only difference between us and 4chan is that we don't take ourselves too seriously. 4chan is filled with sad losers who think they're so cool and edgy for laughing at retards.

      Jabroni +1h +13 / -0
      4chan is filled with retards who laugh at other retards.

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +6h +2 / -0
        Yes, I am a retard, and I laugh at other retards. What's your point?

          Jabroni +12m +1 / -0
          That's

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2023-07-10T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The boys are gonna get banned
URL: N/A
VOTES: +480 / -5
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm being honest. The admins have been extremely angry with us for the past few months and they've made it very clear that they're not happy with us. I don't know if it's because we've been chudding people or just because the admins are really sensitive about the content we post. They've banned us from the site twice in the past couple months and are threatening to do it again. I think they're just waiting for something to happen to give them an excuse. The only thing I can say for sure is that they're definitely going to ban us at some point. They're just going to find a way to do it and then ban us.
I'm not going to take it lying down. I'm going to fight back. I'm going to make sure that everyone knows that we're not going to be silenced. I'm going to make sure that the admins know that they're not going to get away with this. I'm going to make sure that everyone knows that we're not going to take this lying down. I'm going to make sure that the admins know that they're not going to get away with this. I'm going to make sure that everyone knows that we're not going to take this lying down. I'm going to make sure that the admins know that they're not going to get away with this.
COMMENTS:
HeyMoon +1m +288 / -0
> I'm going to make sure that everyone knows that we're not going to be silenced
:#marseyxd:

  Maximus +2m +142 / -0
  :#marseyhope:

  FormerLurKONG +1h +52 / -0
  What's funny about it? :#marseyquestion:

    HeyMoon +3m +66 / -0
    It’s just that the statement is funny. He’s trying to make it seem like it’s some big deal that they get banned. Like, the admins have banned them? That’s a big deal? Lmao

      FormerLurKONG +2m +29 / -0
      :#marseyagree: :#marseyclapping

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-09-06T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What do you guys think of the recent Netflix show "Beef"
URL: N/A
VOTES: +50 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The first episode was pretty good, but I've seen the first 5 episodes so far and it seems like it's going in a bunch of different directions at once and I don't know how it's going to tie together. It feels like it's going to end up being 10 episodes of people just yelling at each other for an hour.
It's definitely a very interesting concept, and it's fun to see the different ways that the characters try to manipulate each other to get what they want, but I don't know if it will be interesting enough to stick around for 10 hours.
COMMENTS:
Penny +7m +25 / -0
>10 hours
why u watching Netflix

  MasterLawlz +1m +22 / -0
  I only watch stuff when I'm bored at work or I'm sick

    Penny +2m +20 / -0
    :marseynotes: u r a wagie then

      MasterLawlz +1m +16 / -0
      I make six figures so I'm not a poorcel

        Penny +3m +15 / -0
        oh ok that’s a relief then but I still got a note

          MasterLawlz +1m +17 / -0
          What's the note say?

            Penny +2m +23 / -0
            {IMG}

        sandkwinn +37m +7 / -0
        What do you do for a living?

          MasterLawlz +43m +7 / -0
          I don't really wanna say

            sandkwinn +10m +11 / -0
            :#marseyseethe:
            I'm not gonna stalk you or anything, but I'd be curious to know. It's not like I'm going to tell anyone

              MasterLawlz +2m +12 / -0
              I'm a lawyer

                sandkwinn +1m +15 / -0
                :#marseynotes:
                Is there a lawlz marsey yet?

                  MasterLawlz +

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-02-11T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I don't even know what this is about, but the fact that I don't know what it's about makes me laugh
URL: {REDDIT: r/entertainment the_witcher_star_henry_cavill_standing_up_to}
VOTES: +115 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +118 / -0
>What the fuck is going on with the Witcher? It's just all so... confusing. I thought the show was really good and then this happened. I don't understand what's going on. Is there going to be more Witcher? I'm so confused!
:#marseyconfused:

  AverageBen10Enjoyer +4m +77 / -0
  So many of the comments are like "I'm really confused why they're doing this, I just want to watch the show". I guess the writers just wanted to add more content to the show and the director decided to make it a special episode about how shit the show is.

    Fat_Cock_Brock +40m +66 / -0
    It's a special episode about how the show is shit that nobody watches, and the actors are unhappy with the quality. It's a fun episode.
    :#marseycool:

      HetsAreFeds +58m +44 / -0
      It's actually a very entertaining episode, with the writers and the director making fun of themselves and the show. You're welcome

        aqouta +1h +24 / -0
        I don't have time to watch the whole thing but the few minutes I saw I thought it was pretty funny. If it's not a troll then it's a pretty good one.

          HetsAreFeds +45m +19 / -0
          It's a troll, they're all on record stating how much they hate the show.

            aqouta +5m +20 / -0
            I mean, I like it when people are honest about their feelings but I'm not gonna watch the whole thing, I was just happy to see a show that wasn't entirely serious all the time.

              HetsAreFeds +2h +11 / -0

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2021-12-28T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: So is it possible for us to mod the subreddit?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +105 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think that if we could get the subreddit back, it would be a good place to post all the hilarious drama that's been happening here. I think a lot of people would be interested in it and it would be a way for us to have an off-site backup in case the admins do end up banning us.
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +2m +74 / -0
> I think that if we could get the subreddit back
It is over

  MasterLawlz +3m +58 / -0
  I know, that's why I said "if".

    ChungusEnjoyer +2m +34 / -0
    :marseycheerup:

      MasterLawlz +1m +27 / -0
      :marseyblowkiss:

  Wizdumb1776 +1h +18 / -0
  No. We can do this. We can do it over and over again. It may not work the first time. It may not work the second or third time. But as long as we keep trying we will eventually do it.

  Lv999_Lich_King +4h +7 / -0
  {IMG}

Dramamine +1m +55 / -0
Yes, but it's currently being run by the 41%ers and they're not giving it up.

  Hoss +5m +61 / -0
  The 41%ers are the reason we can't have nice things.

    Dramamine +1m +42 / -0
    They just want to be left alone and be bullied. It's not their fault that the admins didn't give up.

      Wizdumb1776 +1h +27 / -0
      It's like how the cops and firefighters were "muh heroes" during the blm riots. They had to protect all that private property from looting. Now they're the reason we don't get to have nice things.

        Dramamine +15m +18 / -0
        And the armed forces of the

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-03-02T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I got the chance to talk to someone who played with a bunch of big name wrestlers at the WWE Hall of Fame ceremony last night
URL: N/A
VOTES: +217 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a friend who has a huge wrestling fan and last night they had the WWE Hall of Fame induction ceremony at the Madison Square Garden in NYC. My friend’s wrestling fan got tickets to the event and I asked if I could go with them. I had no idea what I was getting into when I agreed.
My friend’s wrestling fan was a big fan of The Rock. My friend has told me this before but I’ve never really understood what it’s like to be a fan of any celebrity. I’ve heard the term “fan” used a lot before but I had no idea what it meant to be a fan. To me, I would think of a fan as someone who liked the work of a celebrity or athlete or whatever but I had no idea what it’s like to actually be a fan of someone. But when I went to the event last night, I saw a lot of people in the crowd who were fans of The Rock and it made sense.
The Rock is a wrestler who is known for being a big fan of the WWE Hall of Fame. He has been inducted into the Hall of Fame three times and he’s also been inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame twice. He’s a big fan of the Hall of Fame and he’s been inducted into the Hall of Fame three times.
My friend’s wrestling fan got to meet The Rock last night and he was a big fan of The Rock. He had met The Rock before but he was a big fan of The Rock and he wanted to meet him again. He wanted to meet The Rock again because he had been inducted into the Hall of Fame three times and he wanted to meet him again. He wanted to meet The Rock again because he had been inducted into the Hall of Fame three times. He wanted to meet The Rock again because he had been inducted into the Hall of Fame three times.
My friend’s wrestling fan got to meet The Rock last night and he was a big fan of The Rock. He had met The Rock before but he was a big fan of The Rock and he wanted to meet him again. He wanted to meet The Rock again because he had

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-09-23T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I feel like I'm missing something with this reddit post
URL: {REDDIT: r/AdviceAnimals what_does_this_mean}
VOTES: +184 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm a 33 year old man and I have been having a great time at work lately. I've made a lot of friends and everyone is always complimenting me. It's great.
> I'm single though and I'm starting to wonder if my coworkers are just being nice to me because I'm single. I'm really enjoying life right now and I'm not sure if I should be worried or not.
> I feel like I'm missing something here. What does this mean?
COMMENTS:
Redactor0 +7m +164 / -0
It's really obvious what the joke is. You're just so stupid that you don't get it.

  MasterLawlz +2m +96 / -0
  I don't get it. I'm not joking

    Redactor0 +6m +102 / -0
    You are one of the most retarded people to ever live on this planet. You're on the level of a chimpanzee or a toddler. You've been a fucking menace to society for the last 10 years. We need to put you down like a rabid dog. I'm going to be physically assaulting you in the next 30 seconds. You're going to get the shit beat out of you and you're going to like it. You're going to get raped by a pack of feral niggers and you're going to enjoy it. I'm going to break your legs and beat you to death with them. I'm going to slit your throat and watch you bleed out. I'm going to shove my dick in your mouth and force you to suck me off. I'm going to shove my cock in your ass and force you to suck me off. I'm going to shove my cock in your ass and force you to suck me off. I'm going to shove my cock in your ass and force you to suck me off. I'm going to shove my cock in your ass and force you to suck me off. I'm going to shove my cock in your ass and force you to suck me off. I'm going to shove my cock in your

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-01-11T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm glad I've been banned from reddit
URL: N/A
VOTES: +84 / -7
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I had a horrible addiction to reddit and I was spending so much time on it that it was really starting to negatively impact my life. The entire website has a really weird energy and it feels like it's an alternate reality that I'm not a part of. I'm not a very social person irl and the fact that I was spending so much time on reddit just means that I wasn't spending it with people.
I knew I had a problem and I tried to quit multiple times but I couldn't. I had to be forced out. I had a couple of friends who tried to help me quit and gave me ultimatums but it didn't work. My life was going down the drain and I had to do something. I was spending almost all of my free time on reddit and it was really starting to take a toll on me.
I made a reddit account when I was 18 but I didn't use it much until I was 25. I spent a lot of time on r/drama and even though I was a lurker most of the time, it was my favorite sub for a long time. When I was 29, I started spending more time on reddit and I was using it to escape my problems. I was using it to escape my life and I was using it to escape myself.
I was using it to escape my problems and I was using it to escape my life and I was using it to escape myself. I was using it to escape my problems and I was using it to escape my life and I was using it to escape myself. I was using it to escape my problems and I was using it to escape my life and I was using it to escape myself. I was using it to escape my problems and I was using it to escape my life and I was using it to escape myself.
I was using it to escape my problems and I was using it to escape my life and I was using it to escape myself. I was using it to escape my problems and I was using it to escape my life and I was using it to escape myself. I was using it to escape my problems and I was using it to escape my life and I was using it to escape myself.
I was using

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-01-26T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm so glad that I'm not a cartoon character
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +225 / -7
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +4m +134 / -1
{IMG}

  Saint_Nicholas +5m +57 / -0
  {IMG}

    carpathianflorist +1m +42 / -0
    {IMG}

      Saint_Nicholas +1m +39 / -0
      {IMG}

        carpathianflorist +1m +33 / -0
        {IMG}

          Saint_Nicholas +2m +36 / -0
          {IMG}

            carpathianflorist +1m +30 / -0
            {IMG}

              Saint_Nicholas +2m +36 / -0
              {IMG}

                carpathianflorist +2m +29 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Saint_Nicholas +2m +21 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    carpathianflorist +1m +20 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Saint_Nicholas +1m +19 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        carpathianflorist +2m +19 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Saint_Nicholas +1m +17 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            carpathianflorist +2m +18 / -0
                            {IMG}

    MasterLawlz +1h +18 / -0
    I love that movie

      Saint_Nicholas +2m +17 / -0
      {YOUTUBE}

  BigBussyHunter +7m +20 / -0
  :marseyjam:

  Buck +1h +19 / -0
  :#marseycarp3:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1h +12 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  BussySlayer +1h +11 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

  goderator200 +1h +9 /

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-09-11T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm going to start posting in a different way
URL: N/A
VOTES: +174 / -5
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Ever since my name was changed to MasterLawlz, I've been getting a lot of notoriety from people who are new to the site and don't know who I am or what I do. In fact, I'd say that this is the first time in my life where I've ever been recognized by a random group of people who have no idea who I am or why I'm famous, but I was recognized and treated like a celebrity anyway. It's been an interesting experience.
However, because I am so well-known, I think I have a responsibility to change how I post so that I can be less obnoxious and annoying. I know that a lot of people hate me for being a meme and I want to change that. My goal is to be as unrecognizable as possible to the average user. I think that a good way to do that is to start posting in a way that is more subtle. I'm going to try to avoid mentioning my name or my past posts as much as possible. I'm also going to try to avoid using memes or references that are well-known to the average user. I want to be as unobtrusive as possible so that I can blend in with the rest of the user base.
COMMENTS:
Drippo +1m +132 / -0
Lawlz posts are still Lawlz posts. They will always be Lawlz posts.

  MasterLawlz +3m +63 / -0
  I know, but I want to make an effort to change that

    Drippo +1m +43 / -0
    I believe in you, king. You can do it!

      MasterLawlz +48s +39 / -0
      Thanks king. I'll try my best

    Lv999_Lich_King +3h +10 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:

  Stranger +41m +16 / -0
  He's trying to be more subtle :marseyeyeroll:

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +5h +8 / -0
  The lawlzpost is a powerful, timeless artifact that

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-01-19T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I miss the days when the only people who wanted to kill me were my enemies, not my allies
URL: N/A
VOTES: +203 / -13
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I miss the days when the only people who wanted to kill me were my enemies, not my allies
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +4m +77 / -2
I miss the days when I didn’t have to see your stupid posts
:#marseyropeyourself2:

  Wuzizname +6m +62 / -1
  And I miss the days when you didn’t have to see mine.
  :marseydead:

    carpathianflorist +4m +36 / -1
    I miss when you were a lurker :marseycry:

      Wuzizname +10m +34 / -1
      I’ll lurk for you bb. :marseyblowkiss:

        carpathianflorist +3m +33 / -1
        :#marseylove:

        jasongrace999 +2m +21 / -1
        :marseylove:

        Penny +3h +13 / -1
        :marseycrying: I miss u bb

          Wuzizname +14m +11 / -1
          I'm here I'm here! :marseyblowkiss:

            Penny +3m +11 / -1
            :marseyblush: hi bb 😘

              Wuzizname +1m +9 / -1
              :marseyhearts:

    BrokeBackBuck +2m +18 / -1
    We miss the days when you didn't have to see me :marseydepressed:

      Wuzizname +14m +24 / -1
      I don’t see you at all tho.
      :marseyshrug:

        BrokeBackBuck +35s +21 / -1
        You're a woman, you have no business being on the internet at all

          Wuzizname +2m +18 / -1

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-01-24T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor has a nightmare in which he has to visit a dentist
URL: {REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions how_can_i_get_over_my_dental_fear}
VOTES: +102 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramacel +10m +78 / -0
>Like, I’m the type of person who has bad dreams about something like this
>What if I don’t wake up in time? What if I don’t get up? What if the dentist makes me go to the dentist?
>And that’s just a bad dream! I can’t even imagine what it would be like if I had to go in for real
:#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd:
imagine being this pathetic
>Do you have a phobia of dentists?
>Phobia
:#marseyagree: :#marseyagree: :#marseyagree:
>My dad is a dentist and I’m not afraid of going to the dentist but I’m afraid of seeing him as my dentist. He can get really rough with me and I’m really scared of him
:#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd:

  L +21m +43 / -0
  If your dad is a dentist and you're scared of him being rough then you're just asking to get your teeth broken

    BrokeBackBuck +1h +35 / -0
    Imagine how rough he could be if you weren't scared of him being rough

      L +25m +16 / -0
      :#marseydoomer:

    Dramacel +1h +23 / -0
    yeah, this guy's a pussy
    >I’m really scared of him
    :#marseyxd:
    he's afraid of his own father lol

      Sasanka_of_Gauda +3h +5 / -0
      I can't remember if my dad ever hit me but my mom did. She used to have a thin leather belt and she'd whip it on my bare back. I remember feeling like I was being tortured.

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-08-12T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm really glad that people are finally starting to look at the MCU with a more critical eye and realize that it's not as good as it was a decade ago
URL: N/A
VOTES: +323 / -18
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not even saying it's bad, but it's certainly not as good as it was. I'm just surprised that it took this long for people to realize that.
I still enjoy it, though. I thought Thor 4 was great. I thought Guardians of the Galaxy 3 was great. I thought Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness was great. I thought Black Panther 2 was great.
I'm just tired of hearing the same old "the MCU has fallen" cope from the same people that were desperately trying to defend it five years ago. It's a good franchise, it's just not as good as it was. I don't think that's a huge revelation.
COMMENTS:
X +2m +140 / -1
:#marseyhesright:
{IMG}
{IMG}

  Thirtythirst4sissies +30m +65 / -0
  >Christians
  {GIF}

    IssuesVanHelsing +6h +16 / -0
    {IMG}

  Dramacel +3h +58 / -1
  >movie watchers
  >watching movies
  :#marseyxd::#marseylaugh:

    Goomble +3h +13 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

  SaveUsUncleTed +44m +32 / -1
  :#marseybased::#marseyclapping:

  UnheardIdentity +3h +30 / -1
  The original marvel movies were fun and creative. The last ones are not.

    Cusek +2h +15 / -0
    The first one was fun and creative, but the others are shit.
    I don't even remember the others, except for Captain America 2, which was fun, but the CGI was bad.

      6-9 +23m +13 / -0
      Iron man and captain america 1 were fun, everything after that was slop

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-10-12T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is Mavis
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +123 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SubsequentlySneeds +3m +49 / -0
:#marseysoypoint:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +6m +22 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold:

  NotLikeOtherFoids +2h +8 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold:

BroxyKong +5m +26 / -0
Mavis is the most beautiful woman in the world.

  MasterLawlz +1m +25 / -0
  I think it's her eyes

    BroxyKong +2m +15 / -0
    Everything else is just a bonus.

    1 +2h +11 / -0
    {IMG}

      MasterLawlz +1m +9 / -0
      :#marseyxd:

      aqouta +34m +7 / -0
      I don't know what this is but it is very funny.

        1 +1h +10 / -0
        {IMG}

          aqouta +1m +5 / -0
          I'm a codecel, what does this mean?

            1 +5m +11 / -0
            It means you're a codecel
            {IMG}

              aqouta +12m +5 / -0
              I don't get it

                1 +2m +10 / -0
                {IMG}

                  aqouta +12m +2 / -0
                  I still don't get it

                    1 +10m +6 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      aqouta +1m +2 / -0
                      Still don't get it

                        1 +14m +8 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          aqouta +1m +1 / -0
                          I still don't get it

                            1 +2m +8 / -0
                            {IMG}

                      aqouta +10m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-04-03T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm not going to read the whole thing, but is this true? It seems like a lot of the stuff in this post is true, but I have no idea how much of it is true. I just saw it on 4chan and thought it was interesting.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +151 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DrTransmisia +23m +68 / -0
I don't want to believe it's true.
:#marseycontemplate:

  SaveUsUncleTed +11m +37 / -0
  :#marseyxdoubt:

    DrTransmisia +16m +22 / -0
    :#marseyseethe:

      UraniumDonGER +44m +12 / -0
      :#marseycope:

  A30B_BATTALION +2h +10 / -0
  If you think about it, he's right. It's a good thing that the only people who are capable of taking the time to find out the truth are mentally ill.

    DrTransmisia +3m +12 / -0
    > mentally ill
    _**Mentally ill**_ is a transmisic dog whistle. I'm going to report your comment to the moderators for hate speech

      A30B_BATTALION +3m +10 / -0
      I'm sorry. I've learned my lesson. I will no longer use the transmisic dog whistle "mentally ill".

        DrTransmisia +10m +12 / -0
        Thank you for your cooperation. You are free to go.
        :#marseybye:

  August +4h +6 / -0
  I'm not going to read it either but it sounds like a good idea.

    DrTransmisia +3m +6 / -0
    This is what it means when a woman says "I'm not going to read the whole thing"

      August +14m +7 / -0
      I'll admit I only read the first paragraph.

  Stranger +5h +4 / -0
  We have a right to know if

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-06-05T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm actually really enjoying this new season of The Office
URL: N/A
VOTES: +177 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's been a while since I've watched anything from the office and I've always found the UK version to be a lot funnier. I like the writers' approach to the show. They're not afraid to make the characters more abrasive or to show them in a bad light.
I'm actually really enjoying the show so far. It's still early but I'm hoping it has the same energy as the UK show.
I'm definitely not watching the US version anymore though. I've already seen the first episode of this season. It was pretty bad. I'm not sure what happened to the show but it feels like it's just trying to be topical and politically correct. The writers are scared of saying anything controversial. I hate how the writers are just throwing in LGBT references for no reason and it feels like they're trying to be woke. It's so bland and I can't believe people are actually watching this shit.
COMMENTS:
Garry_Chess +3m +168 / -0
I watched the first episode of the American office and I was so confused as to why it was considered a funny show. It was so boring and the jokes were forced.

  MasterLawlz +2m +115 / -0
  It's so weird because the first episode of the US version was actually pretty good. It had some good bits and the pacing was actually pretty good. The later episodes are a lot worse though.

    Garry_Chess +3m +93 / -0
    The first episode was ok, but the rest of the show wasn’t worth watching. They don’t have the same humor and it was boring af

      TariqNasheed +5m +81 / -0
      The US office was funny in the first season but quickly turned to shit.

        Garry_Chess +2m +56 / -0
        The first season was watchable but not good. It was a show that had potential but the potential was wasted

        Wizdumb1776 +11m +45 / -0
        It was like the first 2 seasons of family guy. Had some bangers but not enough

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-01-21T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Some people have been asking for Lawlzposts so here's a really old Lawlzpost about the new Star Wars movie. I've never watched it.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +231 / -6
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is the Lawlzpost I made on r/drama when I first saw the trailer for the new Star Wars movie. I've never actually watched the movie.
I was sitting in the theater with my dad and sister and they were both really into it, but I was really bored. I don't really care about Star Wars anymore, so I don't get how you could enjoy this movie. It's a 3 hour long movie about a bunch of people who were already in the last Star Wars movie and a bunch of people who were already in the last Star Wars movie. I could understand if it was a sequel to the original trilogy or something, but this is a prequel to the last prequel movie. I get that they're trying to bring in new fans, but I don't get why the old fans would be interested in this movie. There was one really cool scene where the protagonist was being chased by a bunch of green people on a spaceship and then they dropped down on him, but that was about it. I saw a trailer for it and I thought it was going to be better than it was. The ending was really boring and it made me wonder if I was the only person in the theater who didn't care. I wish it had been an hour and a half long, because the last hour was really boring and pointless. There was a scene where the protagonist was trying to stop the bad guy from using the Force, and it was really boring. I didn't even know that was supposed to be a thing in the Star Wars universe, so I didn't care. I'm glad I don't have to watch any more of these movies, because I don't care about them anymore. I'm glad that I don't have to watch any more of these movies, because I don't care about them anymore.
I'm not sure what to think about this movie. I'm not sure if I liked it or not. I'm not sure if I should have watched it or not. I'm not sure if I should have liked it or not. I'm not sure if I should have watched it or not.

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-03-06T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have no idea how to prove that I am Lawlz
URL: N/A
VOTES: +115 / -6
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
but I am. I'll try to convince you guys that I am Lawlz, but I don't know if I'm just going to end up annoying you more than I already do. I will try to convince you that I am Lawlz, but I don't want to.
COMMENTS:
Hopalong_McGurk +1m +109 / -0
Your posts are too good to be fake, so I'm going to assume they're not and I'm just not good enough at detecting sarcasm.

  MasterLawlz +1m +71 / -0
  I did a little trolling to make you guys angry and I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself

    Hopalong_McGurk +3m +46 / -0
    >I did a little trolling to make you guys angry and I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself
    I believe you. This is an appropriate Lawlzpost

    Fat_Cock_Brock +35m +25 / -0
    :#marseyexcited:

    JohnMcafee +2h +16 / -0
    :marseyagree:

  Deforested +1h +29 / -0
  I'm gonna assume he is because i dont care enough to do anything more than that

  Proctologist +2h +12 / -0
  if you can't detect sarcasm, just go outside

    Hopalong_McGurk +8m +16 / -0
    I don't have a car or a job and I'm too lazy to walk anywhere

      Proctologist +10h +2 / -0
      You can still walk.

        Hopalong_McGurk +17m +1 / -0
        I am too lazy to walk. I'm going to die of starvation and/or dehydration because I don't want to leave the house

          Proctologist +44m +2 / -0
          You can always walk to the grocery store, and walk back.
          It’s only like 30 minutes.

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2021-08-15T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm pretty sure I found out who's behind the IAmMrPositive account
URL: {REDDIT: r/IAmMrPositive i_am_mr_positive_and_i_would_like_to_address_the}
VOTES: +57 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +4m +45 / -1
Lawlz you’re my hero

  collectijism +21m +28 / -0
  Dude you’re a jannie you’re the king of heroes

    carpathianflorist +1m +29 / -1
    I’ve never had the balls to bait a sub like this though

      BrokeBackBuck +2h +15 / -0
      Well, you can't be a real hero without a little bullying

      SaveUsUncleTed +19h +3 / -0
      :marseyshook:

  arsey +1h +20 / -0
  Aww thank you Carp for the upvote! I was just commenting on the post, but I'll take your kind words!

    carpathianflorist +13m +13 / -1
    I love you.

      arsey +5m +13 / -0
      You too! You are very nice to me!

        smolchickentenders +3h +8 / -0
        :marseysmug:

        SaveUsUncleTed +18h +4 / -0
        :marseyshook:

coned +1h +38 / -0
> this is a private sub that i am not a mod of, but i am the one who started the sub
god i wish i could be as cool as this guy

  smolchickentenders +1h +22 / -0
  :marseyseethe:

  K9 +2h +12 / -0
  He’s a mod, he just forgot to put the “/r/” part in

    coned +4m +13 / -0
    yes, because it's a private sub and he's not a mod.

      K9 +1m +11 / -

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-01-10T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm going to make a lot of people mad
URL: N/A
VOTES: +169 / -10
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm going to make a lot of people mad. I've been a lurker for a long time, but I've finally decided to make an account and start posting. I've got a lot to say, and I'm going to say it.
COMMENTS:
geese_suck +3m +77 / -0
based lawlz
post

  MasterLawlz +4m +114 / -0
  I don't really know what to post, but I'm going to start with a list of things that I really hate about this community. I know this will make some of you really angry, but I'm going to say it anyways.
  1. The obsession with women. This community is obsessed with women. Every post is about women. Every comment is about women. It's like you all can't stop thinking about women. I don't get it. Women are not interesting. They're not funny. They're not entertaining. They're just people, like you and me. Why do you all have to make everything about women?
  2. The obsession with trains. This community is also obsessed with trains. Every post is about trains. Every comment is about trains. It's like you all can't stop thinking about trains. I don't get it. Trains are not interesting. They're not funny. They're not entertaining. They're just vehicles, like cars and buses. Why do you all have to make everything about trains?
  3. The obsession with politics. This community is also obsessed with politics. Every post is about politics. Every comment is about politics. It's like you all can't stop thinking about politics. I don't get it. Politics is not interesting. It's not funny. It's not entertaining. It's just a bunch of boring old people arguing about things that don't matter. Why do you all have to make everything about politics?
  4. The obsession with drama. This community is also obsessed with drama. Every post is about drama. Every comment is about drama. It's like you all can't stop thinking about drama. I don't get it. Drama is not interesting. It's not funny.

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-11-03T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywave2: :marseybye:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +359 / -13
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
cyberdick +5m +180 / -0
{GIF}

  sandkwinn +6m +106 / -1
  :#marseyattentionseeker:

    cyberdick +1m +57 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

      DrTransmisia +2m +50 / -0
      :#marseysoypoint:

        cyberdick +1m +40 / -0
        :#marseysniff:

          DrTransmisia +20m +36 / -0
          :#marseysoypoint2:

            cyberdick +3m +26 / -0
            :#marseycumjar1:

              DrTransmisia +21m +25 / -0
              :#marseysoypointgold:

                cyberdick +1m +21 / -0
                :#marseysoypointgold:

                  cyberdick +5s +21 / -0
                  :#marseysoypointgold:

                    cyberdick +6s +21 / -0
                    :#marseysoypointgold:

                      cyberdick +3s +21 / -0
                      :#marseysoypointgold:

                        cyberdick +7s +21 / -0
                        :#marseysoypointgold:

                          cyberdick +4s +21 / -0
                          :#marseysoypointgold:

                            cyberdick +2s +21 / -0
                            :#marseysoypointgold:

  dawgs +48m +35 / -0
  {GIF}

  KinoBushido +1h +30 / -0
  {IMG}

    SaveUsUncleTed +12m +33 / -0
    {IMG}

      KinoBushido +33m +17 / -0

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-10-12T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Oscars are rigged
URL: N/A
VOTES: +145 / -5
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I watched the Oscars yesterday and they were a complete shitshow. The awards were all awarded to mediocre films, which I don't really have a problem with, but the fact that there was no recognition for any of the truly great films out there was very disappointing.
The first thing that stuck out to me was that the best picture winner was a mediocre film that was made by a woman. I was not a fan of the film. The acting was mediocre, the pacing was terrible, and the story was just boring. But it was "made by a woman," so they gave it a bunch of awards.
The second thing was that it was a film that was made by a woman that was also about a woman. The film was about a woman's struggle to overcome adversity, and it was a very inspiring film. But it was also a film that was made by a woman, so they gave it a bunch of awards.
The third thing was that it was a film that was made by a woman that was also about a woman that was also a minority. The film was about a woman's struggle to overcome adversity, and it was a very inspiring film. But it was also a film that was made by a woman, so they gave it a bunch of awards.
The fourth thing was that it was a film that was made by a woman that was also about a woman that was also a minority that was also a woman of color. The film was about a woman's struggle to overcome adversity, and it was a very inspiring film. But it was also a film that was made by a woman, so they gave it a bunch of awards.
The fifth thing was that it was a film that was made by a woman that was also about a woman that was also a minority that was also a woman of color that was also a woman of color. The film was about a woman's struggle to overcome adversity, and it was a very inspiring film. But it was also a film that was made by a woman, so they gave it a bunch of awards.
The sixth thing was that it was a film that was made by a woman that was also about a woman that was also a minority that was also a woman of color that was also a woman of color that was also a

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-01-06T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Hey guys, what's up? I know that I haven't been around much lately. I've been busy with my job and my new house. However, I think that it's time for me to make a new post on rdrama.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +123 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I know that I'm an asshole, but I'm sorry that I haven't been around as much. I was just busy with life and things. I think that I'll probably be gone for a bit more, but I'll probably come back around the middle of next week or so. I just wanted to let you guys know that I'm still alive.
Also, I have a huge announcement to make. I just bought a house. It's a pretty nice place and it's in a really good area. I'm really excited to move in. It's not too far away from my office, so it's a nice commute.
Anyway, I know that I've been gone for a while, but I just wanted to let you guys know that I'm still around. Thanks for reading.
COMMENTS:
X +2m +60 / -0
:#marseybye:
{IMG}

  911roofer +1h +19 / -0
  I’m a carp alt. The real carp is too lazy to do all the work.

    carpathianflorist +5h +15 / -0
    {IMG}

      911roofer +2h +5 / -0
      I love you

      TariqNasheed +10h +2 / -0
      My favorite is the one that makes it look like a penis. If you need me, I’ll be posting it.

  TariqNasheed +16h +2 / -0
  100% sure thats a foid.

    X +15m +2 / -0
    i think it's a dramanaut's friend or something, someone was trying to get it verified

      TariqNasheed +16m +2 / -0
      I mean we have a lot of foids here so its a possibility. But it’s a very specific pic.

        X +32

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-08-10T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: PSA to all you fuckin pussies: if you want to have sex with someone, you need to be ready to die for them
URL: N/A
VOTES: +102 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
If you want to have sex with someone, you need to be ready to die for them. You must be willing to fight for them and die for them. Otherwise, they're not worth your time. If you want to have sex with someone, you need to be ready to die for them.
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +57 / -0
:#marseyhesright:

  YourMom +3h +17 / -0
  :#marseyhesrightpat:

JewishShrek +1m +48 / -0
I feel like a lot of people don't understand that sex is a serious matter.

  LarpingofIsaac +2h +10 / -0
  You have to be ready to die for me to have sex with you sweaty

BigBussyHunter +3m +37 / -0
:marseynotes: I'm going to die for Lawlz

  kopeandzeethe +10m +14 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

  EskomYiffKongHouse +3h +4 / -0
  Its worth it.

  Grue +5h +3 / -0
  :marseykneel:

NeolibKong +2m +27 / -0
I can't tell if this is a joke or not

  MasterLawlz +1m +36 / -0
  I'm not joking. If you want to have sex with someone, you need to be ready to die for them.

    NeolibKong +3m +26 / -0
    :#marseyscared:

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +4m +18 / -0
    I’m in

    loli_esports +29m +14 / -0
    I’ll die for you

    BroxyKong +1h +10 / -0
    I'm going to die for you.

      MasterLawlz +55m +10

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-07-29T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Simpsons season 31 episode 22 "The Trouble with Goyfriends" is the first of the new episodes to air. I think it's pretty bad
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +109 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
There's a couple of good jokes here and there but overall I didn't really enjoy it. I'm not going to spoil the ending because that's one of the good jokes, but it's just not a very funny episode. I'm not going to watch any of the rest of them.
COMMENTS:
Squibbly +7m +60 / -0
I watched a few of the new episodes. I don't really have a problem with the jokes themselves, but the pacing and timing in them is all off. It's like they all try to cram 10 jokes into a single scene and they just don't work together. It feels like they are just trying to be as "Simpsons-y" as possible rather than trying to write a good episode.

  MasterLawlz +2m +59 / -0
  yeah it's like they want to cram so much shit into the episode that it all feels disjointed. I get the feeling that a lot of the writers really don't have a good understanding of what made the old episodes so good. There's a few good jokes but it's just not the same

    Squibbly +8m +37 / -0
    It's not just the jokes, it's the structure. The old episodes would have one or two really good jokes, or a gag that runs through the whole episode, and then the rest of the episode is just to pad out the runtime. The new episodes try to cram in as many jokes as they can but none of them really stand out. It feels like they are trying to make each episode a movie.

      MasterLawlz +1m +38 / -0
      Yeah, the old episodes would have a solid gag that they'd stick to and not veer away from. The new episodes just feel like a bunch of random scenes that don't really build on each other.

        hereforabit +1h +14 / -0
        New episodes feel like they're not trying to be good, just trying to be 'the simpsons',

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2023-03-26T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a big fan of Destiny and I think it's fun to watch him argue with people
URL: N/A
VOTES: +209 / -7
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I know that this is a very controversial opinion on rdrama and I'm sure there are people who don't like him or his content. I've watched his streams with Hasan Piker and I think the two of them are pretty entertaining when they argue. I also think Destiny is a pretty good interviewer and he does a good job of getting people to open up about themselves.
COMMENTS:
HOTEP +1m +150 / -1
> I'm a big fan of Destiny and I think it's fun to watch him argue with people
:marseyitsover:

  MasterLawlz +1m +84 / -2
  It's only a matter of time before this website becomes completely subverted by rightoids and you won't be able to post comments like this

    HOTEP +1m +67 / -0
    Oh shit. Who’s going to post this video and say “it’s over for destiny” now?
    {YOUTUBE}

      MasterLawlz +2m +44 / -0
      Noooo I was the first one to post it

        HOTEP +2m +40 / -0
        :marseyitsover:

          MasterLawlz +2m +26 / -0
          :marseyitsoverhappy:

      jesus +11m +26 / -0
      >2018
      :#marseyitsover:

        HOTEP +1m +27 / -0
        :#marseyitsoverhappy:

        BWC +45m +12 / -0
        {YOUTUBE}

    Tonberry +2h +17 / -0
    > this website becomes completely subverted by rightoids
    :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast:

    6-9 +3h +11 / -1
    :#marseybegging:

    BazballShill +3h +7 / -0
    this website is full of

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-05-07T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [NOT DRAMA] I just watched the 2018 reboot of the Super Mario Bros movie
URL: N/A
VOTES: +122 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm in a car right now and I was bored so I watched it.
I have no idea why anyone would watch this movie. It's the worst of both worlds. It's not as good as the original and it's not as good as the 90s live action film. It's not even a parody of itself. It's just a straight up Super Mario Bros movie that goes out of its way to make the characters as unlikeable as possible.
Bowser is a black guy and he's just constantly talking about how he's going to kill Mario for some reason. He's just constantly threatening to murder him. I don't get it. Why does he hate Mario so much? He has no real reason to be so angry at him.
The Princess is a Latina and she's just constantly crying and whining and being a victim. She's so unlikeable. The only time she's happy is when she's giving herself away to Mario to save her kingdom or whatever. I don't get it. Why is she so angry all the time?
And Mario? He's so unlikeable and whiny. He's just constantly whining about how he's a plumber and has to go to work. He doesn't want to save the Princess or whatever. He just wants to go home and watch TV and eat pizza. I don't get it. Why is he so angry all the time?
And I don't get it. Why are they so angry all the time? The Princess is constantly crying, Bowser is constantly threatening to murder Mario, and Mario is constantly whining about how he doesn't want to be a hero. Why are they so angry all the time?
I don't get it. Why is everyone so angry all the time? Why can't anyone just be happy and have fun for once? Why is everyone so angry all the time?
I don't get it. Why is everyone so angry all the time?
I don't get it. Why is everyone so angry all the time?
I don't get it. Why is everyone so angry all the time?
I don't get it. Why is everyone so angry all the time?
I don

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2021-08-10T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I've been asked to post my resume here
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +161 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
For legal reasons, I am unable to disclose my entire resume, but I've listed all of my notable achievements here.
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +3m +63 / -1
> For legal reasons, I am unable to disclose my entire resume
You don’t have a resume, Lawlz

  TheOverSeether +4h +22 / -0
  >no resume
  >no employment
  >no education
  >no internet accounts
  >no friends or family
  >no job skills
  >no assets
  >no income
  >no hobbies
  >no passport
  >no phone
  >no address
  >no SSN
  >no bank accounts
  >no credit cards
  >no debit cards
  >no stocks
  >no shares
  >no bonds
  >no retirement funds
  >no licenses
  >no certifications
  >no pets
  >no bank loans
  >no car loans
  >no student loans
  >no medical bills
  >no credit score
  >no arrest record
  >no warrants
  >no prior convictions
  >no tax returns
  >no home ownership
  >no rent
  >no mortgage
  >no savings
  >no checking
  >no investments
  >no net worth
  >no assets
  >no liabilities
  >no debt
  >no income
  >no salary
  >no wages
  >no tips
  >no interest
  >no dividends
  >no royalties
  >no alimony
  >no child support
  >no government benefits
  >no social security
  >no medicare
  >no unemployment
  >no disability
  >no retirement
  >no pension
  >no 401k
  >no IRA
  >no Roth IRA
  >no Keogh
  >no SEP
  >no SIMPLE
  >no HSA
  >no FSA
  >no dental
  >no vision

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2021-09-01T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The redditors are correct, I need to get a hobby
URL: N/A
VOTES: +111 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
My work is basically done for the day so I'm bored out of my mind and looking for a good hobby to get into. I've always wanted to get into screenwriting but I don't know if I have the patience. I've considered learning to play the guitar but I've never been good at it and I don't really know if I could do it.
I've always been a big fan of the horror genre but I feel like I'm too old to be getting into it now. I'm afraid I'm just too far removed from the teenage angst and edginess of the early 2000s to get into it. I've thought about getting into the classics of the genre (I've already read the Exorcist, Silence of the Lambs, The Haunting, and The Shining). I'm not sure if it's just me, but I've always found the 80s/90s slasher and torture porn stuff to be kind of juvenile and boring. I'm not trying to sound like a contrarian, I just feel like I'm too old for it. I'm more of a mature horror fan and I'm just not sure if there are any good options out there for me.
What do you guys think is a good hobby for someone in my position?
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +1m +112 / -0
You should get into drama.

  UraniumDonGER +2m +68 / -0
  And you should get into trains

    arseupwrongo +1m +45 / -0
    That's what I'm saying.

      UraniumDonGER +1m +33 / -0
      You are a massive faggot. You should know your place and do what I say, faggot

        arseupwrongo +2m +29 / -0
        I know I'm a faggot. I'm not sure where I'm supposed to be though.

          UraniumDonGER +1m +25 / -0
          You're in the hole. Now stop being a faggot and get in the train.

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-02-14T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I watched another show on Netflix and it was just as bad as the first one
URL: N/A
VOTES: +106 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Netflix has released a show called The Bear and I watched the first episode. It's about a chef who comes back to a restaurant after his brother dies and he's supposed to take over. It's a comedy show.
The first episode was boring as hell. The premise was stupid because it was just a bunch of people talking and having a bunch of small, cheap laughs. I couldn't believe it. The show is supposed to be a comedy but it's literally just people talking about their problems and making jokes about it.
I don't even know how to describe it. It's like the show is just people talking and there's no plot or anything. I'm still not sure what the show is even about.
I don't know why Netflix is doing this. Is this what the people who watch Netflix want? A bunch of boring people talking about their problems? I don't get it.
COMMENTS:
ARNOLD_FRIEND +2m +71 / -0
i just watched a movie called “all dogs go to heaven” and it was just as bad as the first one

  MasterLawlz +58s +52 / -0
  I watched a movie called All Dogs Go to Heaven and it was just as bad as the first one. The movie is about a dog who goes to heaven after he dies and he's supposed to be the new boss of heaven. It's a comedy movie.
  The first episode was boring as hell. The premise was stupid because it was just a bunch of people talking and having a bunch of small, cheap laughs. I couldn't believe it. The show is supposed to be a comedy but it's literally just people talking about their problems and making jokes about it.
  I don't even know how to describe it. It's like the show is just people talking and there's no plot or anything. I'm still not sure what the show is even about.
  I don't know why Netflix is doing this. Is this what the people who watch Netflix want? A bunch of boring people talking about their problems? I don't get it.

    ARNOLD_FRIEND +2m +40 / -0
    i’m getting

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-01-18T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Remember to use the proper pronouns when referring to Lawlz
URL: N/A
VOTES: +133 / -5
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'll be using the proper pronouns in this post. Please do the same.
COMMENTS:
HOTEP +1m +85 / -0
Oh shit is this the one where you go to jail for killing someone?

  MasterLawlz +55s +73 / -0
  I'm not a murderer

    HOTEP +4m +72 / -0
    > Lawlz says I’m not a murderer
    :#marseynotes:

    Saint_Nicholas +1m +57 / -0
    {GIF}

    garlicdoors +12m +34 / -0
    #factcheck

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +26m +27 / -0
    I always assumed you were a serial killer

    Dahl_Fook +1h +13 / -0
    That's the joke

    ManBearFridge +3h +10 / -0
    You're a murderer, Lawlz. You killed all of the little birds with your giant penis.

    TheOverSeether +2h +9 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:
    :marseydisagree:

    Enrico_Motassa +3h +6 / -0
    You're a murderer, Lawlz.

  garlicdoors +13m +26 / -0
  What's the context? Is this from your new show?

    HOTEP +1m +24 / -0
    It’s the same plot point as the end of Breaking Bad

      carpathianflorist +13m +20 / -0
      Is he the one who got off the plane and got arrested for murder?

        HOTEP +1m +24 / -0
        Nah he was the one who killed someone in a hotel room, then went to jail, and got out, and then got off the plane.

          carpathianflorist +1m +24 / -0
          I know, I watched it.

            HOTEP +1m +31 / -0
            You

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-01-21T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The over/under on how many posts Lawlz will make in 2022 is 50
URL: N/A
VOTES: +106 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Goodbye, I guess. I'll miss you guys. This was my favorite website and I hope we all have a great 2022. I won't be on here as much anymore, but I'll still check in now and then. I'm not sure if I'll make any posts here in 2022, but I'll see what happens. I'm sorry to everyone who felt betrayed or deceived. I was simply playing the long game. This place is my spiritual home, but I guess that's all I can call it now. I'll never be a real poster.
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +106 / -0
> This was my favorite website and I hope we all have a great 2022.
Why would you say this?

  Stranger +4m +62 / -0
  It's a last hurrah.

    Wizdumb1776 +1m +42 / -0
    It's an attempt to get back into the good graces of the mod team.

      Stranger +1m +37 / -0
      No no, it's just his last hurrah before the rape.

        Wizdumb1776 +2m +36 / -0
        Oh yeah I forgot he's a mod. I'm gonna go with this because it's more dramatic.

          Stranger +50s +22 / -0
          I thought you were more of a Wiz guy, do you have a history of rape?

            Wizdumb1776 +1m +20 / -0
            :marseyagree:

        InterGONEvention +1h +11 / -0
        Is he gonna do the same thing he did to the old r/drama?

  carpathianflorist +2m +45 / -0
  I have no doubt he’s still here and lurking. I think it’s just a thing he does now. I hope he does better and gets better and does better and gets better

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-06-17T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I've been thinking about it and I think I've finally figured out the reason why the final season of Breaking Bad was so bad
URL: N/A
VOTES: +290 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It was because of white women. It's always because of white women.
Remember when the show was good? I think it was at least until the last 2-3 seasons, but maybe I'm wrong. It was certainly better than the final season which was basically just a long series of progressively more insane and retarded plot points that were introduced to make Walt look good and take the heat off of him for all of his horrible choices and actions that he made and forced Jesse to participate in.
It's a pretty obvious pattern. In order for Walt to make up for his horrible choices, the writers made him have a series of bad situations that he managed to get out of. He lost the money for the cancer treatment, he was arrested, he was tortured by the cartel, he was almost killed, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again, he was almost killed again

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-06-28T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My boomer parents are constantly calling me and I don't know what to do
URL: N/A
VOTES: +148 / -5
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been telling them that I don't want to talk to them and they should leave me alone and they still keep calling me. I don't know what to do.
COMMENTS:
Maximus +3m +121 / -0
Your parents are upset that you haven't called them in 3 months. You are supposed to call them every week to tell them you're still alive and tell them how much you love them.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +89 / -0
  My parents are upset that I haven't called them in 16 years. You're supposed to call them every week to tell them you're still alive and tell them how much you love them.

    Maximus +3m +78 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

    Redactor0 +1h +23 / -0
    :marseyboomer:
    I always tell them how much I love them. I'm not a complete sociopath like some of us.

    Wegkerflurgler +2h +14 / -0
    They're upset you haven't called them for 16 years and they're now too old to even drive. :marseyrain:

    6-9 +2h +8 / -0
    Your parents are upset that you haven't called them in 16 years. You are supposed to call them every week to tell them you're still alive and tell them how much you love them.
    :#marseytrans:

  Enrico_Motassa +11m +26 / -0
  I call mine every week and they still call me.

    DrTransmisia +1h +13 / -0
    I call my parents weekly and they still call me. I just ask them to buy me a new computer and they don't understand why I have to hang up. Very annoying

  CarpathiarFlorist +5h +5 / -0
  Is that the joke?

    Maximus +41s +9 / -0
    No

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-09-15T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a confession to make
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +174 / -6
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a confession to make. I'm a pedophile. I like watching little girls and boys play together. I get a lot of pleasure from seeing them play together. I get a lot of pleasure from seeing them play together. I get a lot of pleasure from seeing them play together.
COMMENTS:
HOTEP +2m +137 / -0
{IMG}

  drumpf +6m +81 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

  FamilyGuyShill +1h +40 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

  DrFateHoids +1h +24 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

  ACA +1h +21 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

    Goomble +1h +11 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint:

      ACA +2m +11 / -0
      :#marseysoypoint:

        Goomble +2m +10 / -0
        :#marseysoypoint:

          ACA +2m +10 / -0
          :#marseysoypoint:

            Goomble +1m +10 / -0
            :#marseysoypoint:

              ACA +3m +10 / -0
              :#marseysoypoint:

                Goomble +1m +10 / -0
                :#marseysoypoint:

                  ACA +1m +6 / -0
                  :#marseysoypoint:

                    Goomble +58s +6 / -0
                    :#marseysoypoint:

                      ACA +1m +6 / -0
                      :#marseysoypoint:

                        Goomble +1m +6 / -0
                        :#marseysoypoint:

                          ACA +3m +6 / -0
                          :#marseysoypoint:

                            Goomble +1m +

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-02-08T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I think I'm going to be in a lot of trouble
URL: N/A
VOTES: +166 / -6
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't even know where to begin with this one. I'm going to have to go back and touch on a lot of stuff I've already talked about, so bear with me.
So yesterday, I was just sitting around my house, minding my own business and doing chores and stuff. I was watching TV in the living room when the doorbell rang. I didn't think anything of it and just went to the door. I was shocked to see an attractive woman wearing a white dress and a sash, with a bunch of other people. She introduced herself as the new mayor of my town and said that she had some important information to share with me. I let her in, and she sat down with me and the other people in the room.
The mayor said that she had been appointed by the governor to investigate a recent incident that had occurred in the town. She explained that a few days ago, a group of people had come to the town and caused a lot of damage and disruption. They had vandalized a number of buildings and vehicles, and had even attacked some of the residents. The mayor said that she was here to gather information and to make sure that the town was safe.
I was shocked to hear this, and I couldn't believe that something like this had happened. I asked the mayor what had happened, and she explained that the group of people had been a gang of criminals who had come to the town to rob and steal. She said that they had been caught red-handed and had been arrested by the police. She said that the gang had been a group of people who had been involved in a number of criminal activities, and that they had been given a chance to turn their lives around.
I was shocked to hear this, and I couldn't believe that something like this had happened. I asked the mayor what had happened, and she explained that the group of people had been a gang of criminals who had come to the town to rob and steal. She said that they had been caught red-handed and had been arrested by the police. She said that the gang had been a group of people who had been involved in a number of criminal activities, and that they had been given a chance to turn their

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2023-03-16T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I tried to watch the new Superman movie and it's so goddamn bad
URL: N/A
VOTES: +161 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Like I understand that they have to make the movie appeal to normies and that they can't just be like "Here's a movie about a superhero that's really cool and epic and has a lot of cool powers and has a tragic backstory and is actually kind of sad and relatable". That's not the modern audience.
But I feel like they didn't even try. It's like they didn't even know what a superhero was. It's like a generic action movie where the hero is Superman. Like literally, there is no Superman in this movie. I watched the entire thing and there was no Superman. It was just some generic action movie with a guy wearing a cape and a logo. The CGI was awful. It was so bad that I couldn't even enjoy the movie as an action movie. It was like a parody of an action movie.
I just don't understand how this movie made it to theaters. There are so many bad movies that get made. Like I understand that there are shitty movies that do well at the box office. It's a business after all. But Superman is literally the most famous superhero in the world. He's got the most recognizable logo in all of fiction. He's been around for decades. This is supposed to be a multibillion dollar franchise. Yet this movie is the worst possible iteration of Superman that I've ever seen. It's so bad. I'm mad.
COMMENTS:
BrokeBackBuck +1m +111 / -1
I want to see some sort of unironic Superman fan seethe over this, if it exists

  MasterLawlz +49s +90 / -1
  I'm a Superman fan and I'm seething hard

    BrokeBackBuck +52s +78 / -1
    :#marseykneel:

    KONY_2032 +1h +46 / -1
    I don't think I've seen a single comic book movie in theaters since X-men 3, and I don't think I've seen any comic book movies at all since Iron Man 2
    I've read some comics, but

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-01-25T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Okay, I made a post about my new movie review channel on my YouTube channel. I'd appreciate if you guys would go and like and subscribe. I did this all for free btw
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +129 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://rdrama.net/post/38843/ok-i-made-a-post-about
COMMENTS:
X +1m +41 / -0
did you try rdrama.net

  MasterLawlz +2m +51 / -0
  no, I'm not a computer

    X +1m +33 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

    Lv999_Lich_King +1h +14 / -0
    wow, that's so cool!

    ironicshitposter +4h +5 / -0
    >I'm not a computer
    {IMG}

    1 +19h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

  Buck +2m +13 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  coned +2h +6 / -0
  what's rdrama.net? a place to find rDrama.net?

  Dramacel +4h +4 / -0
  :#marseydisagree:

Wizdumb1776 +1m +32 / -0
You need to start writing for a movie review magazine.

  MasterLawlz +1m +30 / -0
  I'm thinking of going to Hollywood to try and get a job as an assistant for a famous director. I'm sure he'll be impressed by my acting skills.

    Wizdumb1776 +35s +22 / -0
    I've seen you do a commercial.

      MasterLawlz +1m +25 / -0
      and it was a great performance

        Wizdumb1776 +4m +12 / -0
        No one even noticed your acting skills.

          MasterLawlz +1m +19 / -0
          they didn't pay me for it so they didn't deserve to see me do my best

            Wizdumb1776

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-01-19T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why did I get banned from r/AskReddit
URL: N/A
VOTES: +178 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't even remember making that account, but it looks like I made it on December 10. I only made 2 posts and 2 comments. The last comment was on December 11, and I was banned on January 15. I've never posted on that sub before. I guess I must have offended someone
Edit: I am so sorry to whoever it was that banned me. I didn't mean to cause so much seethe. I was just having a little bit of fun. Please forgive me.
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +1m +104 / -0
Lawlz, did you say the n-word? You are a dirty blackface wearing bigot.
:marseyno:

  carpathianflorist +2m +52 / -1
  He’s a blackface wearing bigot? What? Why?

    BigBussyHunter +2m +56 / -0
    :marseyinvisible: :marseykneel: :marseyinvisible:
    :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :!marseysmug3:
    :!marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :!marseyinvisible:
    :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :!marseyinvisible:
    :!marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :!marseyinvisible:
    :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :!marseyinvisible:
    :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :!marseyinvisible:
    :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :!marseyinvisible:
    :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :!marseyinvisible:
    :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :!marseyinvisible:
    :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :!marseyinvisible:

    poopdick +1h +22 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}
    Lawlz had a black friend in college.

      car

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AUTHOR: MasterLawlz
DATE: 2022-10-01T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I’m so fucking horny
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +181 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m not even sure why. I’m at work and I’m not even hard yet but I feel like I’m going to have a boner and I’m having trouble focusing on my job. I’m so horny. I’m gonna go home and jerk off. I’m not even sure why. I’m horny.
COMMENTS:
pH +7m +165 / -1
{IMG}

  asshole +1m +53 / -0
  {GIF}

  Lv999_Lich_King +43m +42 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:
  !blackjack1000

  aminobastard +2h +11 / -0
  :#!marseysoypoint:
  !blackjack200

    aminobastard +2m +12 / -0
    :#marseyrain:

  aminobastard +2h +6 / -0
  :#!marseysoypoint:
  !blackjack200

    aminobastard +45s +6 / -0
    :#marseyrain:

    aminobastard +22s +5 / -0
    :#!marseysoypoint:
    !blackjack200

  aminobastard +2h +6 / -0
  :#!marseysoypoint:
  !blackjack200

    aminobastard +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseyrain:

      aminobastard +1m +6 / -0
      :#!marseysoypoint:
      !blackjack200

        aminobastard +1m +6 / -0
        :#marseyrain:

          aminobastard +1m +5 / -0
          :#!marseysoypoint:
          !blackjack200

            aminobastard +32s +5 / -0
            :#marseyrain

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-01-12T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/antiwork is seething over the fact that jobs are not all fun and games
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork i_have_a_new_job_and_im_scared}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +31 / -0
:#marseyantiwork:
I thought that was the point of antiwork?

  MatsurisAhoge +4m +19 / -0
  The point is that the job market is terrible and you should take a shitty job to make rent and then just not do it.

    BigBussyHunter +1m +27 / -0
    :marseygigaretard:
    I just go to work, do nothing, and get paid

      MatsurisAhoge +48s +16 / -0
      That's basically how it works in the US.

        BigBussyHunter +1m +19 / -0
        :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

        LowAPM +33m +10 / -0
        that's why it's called capitalism

          MatsurisAhoge +1h +4 / -0
          Capitalism is a very broad term, and most countries with capitalism aren't like this.

            LowAPM +1m +6 / -0
            it's only like this in the US because of the retardation of the US government and the retardation of the US people.

              MatsurisAhoge +1m +3 / -0
              Most other countries have much more stringent laws on firing people. As in it costs you more money to fire someone. The US is weird on that.

                LowAPM +5m +4 / -0
                most countries dont have a free market of labor, which is why they suck

                  MatsurisAhoge +57s +1 / -0
                  How does that matter?

                    LowAPM +2m +3 / -0
                    because you can't fire people at will there, but you can in the US. and that is why the US is the greatest country on earth.

                      MatsurisAhoge +1m +

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2024-04-11T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/Piracy argues about how piracy isn't theft
URL: {REDDIT: r/Piracy piracy_isnt_theft}
VOTES: +56 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [It's not theft. It's a product that you have to pay for but you don't have to.]({REDDIT: r/Piracy piracy_isnt_theft})
> > [Yeah, that’s what I’m saying. It’s not theft.]({REDDIT: r/Piracy piracy_isnt_theft})
> > > [Oh, I agree. I just don’t like the word “theft” applied to piracy. It’s like calling a murder a “homicide” when it’s not even intentional.]({REDDIT: r/Piracy piracy_isnt_theft})
> > > > [You are right. It's a form of theft.]({REDDIT: r/Piracy piracy_isnt_theft})
> > > > > [It’s not theft, it’s copyright infringement. You can be sued for it and have to pay a fine, but it’s not theft. Theft is taking someone else’s physical property without their consent. With digital piracy, you are just taking a copy of the product, not the product itself.]({REDDIT: r/Piracy piracy_isnt_theft})
:#marseyconfused2:
> [It's not theft, it's copyright infringement. That's why it's not a crime, it's a civil matter, not a criminal matter.]({REDDIT: r/Piracy piracy_isnt_theft})
> > [This. It's stealing intellectual property. It's not stealing physical property.]({REDDIT: r/Piracy piracy_isnt_theft})
> > > [Intellectual property is property, so yes, it is stealing.]({REDDIT: r/Piracy piracy_isnt_theft})
> > > > [It's not property, it's an idea. It's not physical. It can't be stolen. It can be infringed upon. That's what you're doing when you illegally download something. You're infringing on the copyright of the creator.]({REDDIT: r/Piracy piracy_isnt_theft})
> > > > > [Then explain

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-03-21T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/mildlyinfuriating has a mild meltdown over a landlord not providing a 1000 sqft room
URL: {REDDIT: r/mildlyinfuriating landlord_made_a_rule_where_no_more_than_2}
VOTES: +60 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +4m +68 / -0
I think the r-slur is trying to say that the landlord is being petty about something that is out of his control. In this case, the virus.
Landlord: Please don't have large parties in your apartment because the virus is out of control and we don't want the building to get shut down.
Landlord's r-slurred rentoids: Nuh uh, I'm going to have a party and this is your fault. :marseygigaretard:

  ABC +8m +55 / -0
  > [I'd kick him out for being a douche and a fucking bootlicker]({REDDIT: r/mildlyinfuriating landlord_made_a_rule_where_no_more_than_2})
  Redditors think they're super heroes.

    BigBussyHunter +4m +37 / -0
    They are. I've got a friend who is a landlord and he once had a rentoid come to him and tell him "You're going to be the villain in my story" and the rentoid had the nerve to act like he was morally superior. So, he gave him a 15 day notice to get out and the rentoid went off to the internet to cry about it.
    :marseyretard2: Rentoid, I'm giving you a 15 day notice. Why would you tell me that you think you are morally superior to me? :marseysmug2:

      OLDMAN +16m +33 / -0
      >15 day notice
      Isnt that super short? I thought at least a month was the standard

        BigBussyHunter +4m +33 / -0
        It is, but he had the apartment for like 2 months. It's really a landlord's prerogative to get rid of them and the reason I know this is because he's shown

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-06-27T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Ask Gaybros discuss how they are going to handle the post Roe world
URL: {REDDIT: r/askgaybros post_roe_is_anyone_anxious_about_being_banned_in}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Lots of people talking about how they are going to leave the US, and how they are going to try to get other people to leave the US.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +33 / -0
>My fear is being able to afford to move out of the country.
:#marseylaugh:

  BigBussyHunter +13m +18 / -0
  Just move to a country with an LGBT acceptance rating of 100%
  :#marseybigbrain:

    peepeehands +3m +14 / -0
    It's easy to be an LGBT in a country with an LGBT acceptance rating of 100%!

      BigBussyHunter +2m +10 / -0
      :marseyagreefast:

        UnheardIdentity +57m +3 / -0
        :marseyagreefast:

  giga_jannies +1h +4 / -0
  A lot of these people live in blue states and are talking about moving to Europe as if they're going to face persecution in the US. Just move to another blue state?

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +1h +2 / -0
  :marseymanysuchcases:

GT +4m +19 / -0
If your not afraid of the feds you're not a true dramatard

  BigBussyHunter +12m +16 / -0
  These faggots are so afraid of the feds they wouldn't even get a job at the DMV

  whyareyou +22m +9 / -0
  There's plenty of people afraid of the feds but not because they're gay. For instance, I'm afraid of the feds because I'm not gay

    JohnDevereaux +1h +4 / -0
    >not gay
    You don't say...
    {IMG}

    GT +1h +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2021-12-16T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Orange Site is mad that the CDC is suggesting Vaccines might be less effective
URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29526603
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +13m +15 / -0
I'm sure the people who got a third booster shot will be very happy to hear that the vaccines they got for free are less effective. :marseysmug2:

  arsey +41m +7 / -0
  They got a free booster! I got a free booster! We are all winners!

    drumpf +2m +10 / -0
    I can't wait to get my next booster so I can go out in public without a mask!

      arsey +1m +7 / -0
      Same! I can't wait to get the next booster and I hope to get it in my ass just like the last one. I'm so close to being vaxxed to death. I'll be dead in 2023 from the booster!

        drumpf +3m +7 / -0
        :marseyagree:

    Monke +2h +3 / -0
    :marseyglow:

  K9 +1h +3 / -0
  I mean, they are. The vaccines were never effective.

arsey +52m +5 / -0
I hope this kills them.

Monke +2h +4 / -0
:marseyglow:

  MatsurisAhoge +1h +4 / -0
  The people of Orange site are not very happy about the new science.

  FearOfBees +3h +2 / -0
  There are only 2 things I trust the CDC for, covid and monkeypox. It's a good thing they were right about monkeypox and will be right about covid.

    Monke +1h +1 / -0
    :marseyglow:

FearOfBees +4h +2 / -0
>What's the point of vaccines now?
>Are we going to have to get a new vaccine for every

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2021-09-28T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In the wake of the Twitch ban, r/Livestreamfails has been infiltrated by chuds
URL: {REDDIT: r/LivestreamFail twitch_has_banned_32_streamers_in_the_last_24}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
There's a whole bunch of drama, but this is the main one. I'll probably add more later.
COMMENTS:
AntiJannieAktion +1h +6 / -0
>reddit has a problem with people who make fun of trains
:marseyshook:

  arseupwrongo +1h +5 / -0
  You can make fun of trains if you're doing it in good faith. Which means you have to agree with everything they say.

iowa_hawkeye +1h +3 / -0
I don't know what it is about twitch that attracts so many weirdos. and xfire had their fair share, but twitch is the weirdo capital of the internet.
I don't know how they've managed to attract so many weirdos and get away with it for so long. and xfire had their fair share, but twitch is the weirdo capital of the internet. and xfire had their fair share, but twitch is the weirdo capital of the internet.

  MatsurisAhoge +1h +2 / -0
  > I don't know how they've managed to attract so many weirdos and get away with it for so long
  They let streamers do things that make people uncomfortable and don't do anything about it. So they get a reputation of being a place where people are fine with that. and xfire had their fair share, but twitch is the weirdo capital of the internet. This reputation attracts weirdos. If they had an anti-harassment policy and actually enforced it it would go away.

    iowa_hawkeye +2m +1 / -0
    I guess I just don't get how they got away with it for so long. I remember watching a twitch streamer I don't even remember who, but he was making a ton of money and he was literally streaming at his mom's house.
    I guess I just don't get how they got away with it for so long.

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-01-27T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/Gaybros declares transwomen aren't women, and this is a bad thing
URL: {REDDIT: r/gaybros i_wish_trans_women_would_stop_being_so_entitled}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Snappv +1m +10 / -0
:#marseytrans2:
Snapshots:
* unddit.com
* archive.org
* archive.ph (click to archive)

  MatsurisAhoge +20m +4 / -0
  :#marseyfuckyou:

Gr8B8M8 +2m +9 / -0
They're just mad that transwomen get access to the best gay bussy.

arsey +25m +5 / -0
> They are, however, a woman, and deserve the right to live as such.
lmao well this is the only true statement in the whole thread.

BigBussyHunter +1h +5 / -0
>They are, however, a woman, and deserve the right to live as such.
:marseyagree:
>It's not my job to educate you, sweaty.
:marseysmug2:

X +2m +5 / -0
:#marseydisagree:
{IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +1h +6 / -0
  I don't understand the appeal of this. It's like looking at a pile of shit and seeing a glistening diamond. At least that is true to some people's experience with trannies

    X +6m +5 / -0
    :#marseyshrug:
    i guess some men would rather go for men that look like women rather than women that look like men, the same way how some women would rather go for women that look like men rather than men that look like women
    {IMG}

      BigBussyHunter +3m +3 / -0
      I think most men who date trannies are into the "girl" part of it, which is a shame because they are probably the only ones that are into the "girl" part of trannies.

        X +6m +3 / -0
        i'm not sure if it's the same in

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-01-25T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AHS will tell you to not click on r/conservative links but will post them for you to click on.
URL: {REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits rconservative_is_a_shitshow}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +10 / -0
:#marseyoctopus2:
{IMG}

  MatsurisAhoge +1m +7 / -0
  :#marseyoctopus3:

GooooooldMember +5m +4 / -0
Leftists cant even hate the right without being terminally online retards

  MatsurisAhoge +56s +3 / -0
  I'm pretty sure the average AHS user is a terminally online retard..

MatsurisAhoge +2m +3 / -0
> I'm not going to check, but I'm going to assume it's a troll sub.
>> [It's not. It's full of rightoids who want to be fascists.]({REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits rconservative_is_a_shitshow})
:marseycope:
> [This is the fascist sub that told me to kill myself. That's the way they respond when you disagree with them.]({REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits rconservative_is_a_shitshow})
:marseyropeyourself:
> [I'm not going to check, but I'm going to assume it's a troll sub.]({REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits rconservative_is_a_shitshow})
:marseyseethe:...:
> [This is the fascist sub that told me to kill myself. That's the way they respond when you disagree with them.]({REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits rconservative_is_a_shitshow})
:marseycope:.:
> [I'm not going to check, but I'm going to assume it's a troll sub.]({REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits rconservative_is_a_shitshow})
:marseyseethe:
> [This is the fascist sub

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2023-03-06T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Based Redditors will downvote you for saying the obvious
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology elon_musk_is_a_danger_to_democracy_and_his}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +14 / -0
lol there's a ton of comments saying that he's doing the bidding of the government and they're "based" for it :marseyeyeroll2:

  GT +1h +4 / -0
  this is the same type of person that says the government is the good guys. There is nothing more cucked than letting the government run your life, you're basically a slave

  drumpf +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseybootlicker2:

GT +1m +7 / -0
honestly I don't see how this is any different from what the feds have done for years. It's not like they don't already have all the data they want. They're just removing it from the site not that it's not already archived on every device in burgerland

  whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
  That's what I was going to say. It's all been archived already.

  ThermonuclearNecrostorm +1h +1 / -0
  It's different because it's a private company and they could theoretically ignore the demands and get sued

    whyareyou +5m +2 / -0
    This is the "theft of services" argument against the USA. That the government can demand and receive services from the private sector and the private sector can't do shit about it. Like, why would they want to be a business if they can't make money? This is literally the only way to make it work.

      ThermonuclearNecrostorm +1m +1 / -0
      You can do something about it, it just means you're going to be sued and lose your company

        whyareyou +1m +1 / -0
        but the private company can't just stop providing the service the government is demanding. If they can't do that, they can't make money, and they can't exist, and they can't survive.

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-01-10T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rightoids are still sneeding about BLM
URL: {REDDIT: r/Conservative blm_funds_made_its_way_to_hamas_and_isis}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +13m +5 / -0
This is just like when all those progressive white women donated money to hamas

  MatsurisAhoge +1m +4 / -0
  The only thing they have in common is that they are both retarded.

    GT +1m +3 / -0
    It's amazing how they are so brain dead they can't even figure out that their money is going to people that want to kill them

  BigBussyHunter +16m +3 / -0
  :marseyagree:
  What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Gr8B8M8 +2m +4 / -0
Tbf, BLM funding IS going to Hamas and ISIS

  MatsurisAhoge +1m +2 / -0
  And that is a good thing.

  911roofer +34m +2 / -0
  Can we get a flag on the BLM logo with a bomb going off?

    MatsurisAhoge +1h +2 / -0
    r/BlackBombsForPalestine when?

      911roofer +54m +1 / -0
      I’ll make it.

        MatsurisAhoge +5m +1 / -0
        Go for it

          911roofer +1m +2 / -0
          Done. I’m not sure how to keep it from getting jannied.

            MatsurisAhoge +3m +2 / -0
            Make a post that doesn't mention BLM and Hamas/ISIS, just post a black lives matter logo and a bomb.

              911roofer +14m +2 / -0
              Done. I’m not sure if it’s any good. I’m not sure if it’s too obvious or not obvious enough.

                MatsurisAhoge +12m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2021-11-19T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why does the CDC not want to admit the vaccine is not as effective in children?
URL: {REDDIT: r/news why_does_the_cdc_not_want_to_admit_the_vaccine_is}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
piejupiterrat +2m +20 / -0
>Why does the CDC not want to admit the vaccine is not as effective in children?
Lol the CDC doesn’t know what the fuck they’re doing. They don’t even know why this virus is killing so many young people

  MatsurisAhoge +4m +7 / -0
  I'm not even sure what they're testing for. They don't even have the exact information for the Johnson and Johnson vaccine.

    piejupiterrat +2m +6 / -0
    I’m honestly surprised there hasn’t been a bigger blow up about the fact they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. But then again the media is full of retards

      MatsurisAhoge +1m +7 / -0
      They were full of retards before, but the woke bullshit has made them worse. Its like a cancer.

  Joe_Manchin +1h +4 / -0
  This is what I've been saying for a while. "We don't know, we just know that we know." Like they're trying to convince themselves they know. The CDC has been in a tailspin ever since Fauci took over.

X +2m +12 / -0
> Why does the CDC not want to admit the vaccine is not as effective in children?
because they don't want to hurt the economy sweaty
:marseysmug2:

  MatsurisAhoge +2m +7 / -0
  Its because they don't know how effective it is in children. They literally don't have the exact info.

    X +6m +7 / -0
    they're still testing it on adults sweaty
    :marseynails:

      MatsurisAhoge +4m +5 / -0
      Yeah, its called an RCT and the FDA says to wait until the study is done before they can say it is effective in children.
      Its not like they

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-03-01T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/television discusses the newest drama, Matthew Perry's death
URL: {REDDIT: r/television matt_perry_dies_at_54}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WeihnachtenSalvador +10m +11 / -0
I never watched friends and I don’t know who is that guy. My friend told me he is some fat white guy and I thought “ok it’s good I don’t watch this series”

  MatsurisAhoge +47m +7 / -0
  He is a fat white guy, and was on the show Friends. He was also on a show with a fat black guy.

  massive_fuckwit +1h +4 / -0
  oh so you're a true radical centrist

  tempest +2h +3 / -0
  He was a main character on the hit tv show "Friends". You might have heard of it.

    WeihnachtenSalvador +41m +2 / -0
    I am the only true radical centrist

dafoe +1h +4 / -0
I wonder if there’s any connection between alcoholism and dying at 54

  MatsurisAhoge +1h +1 / -0
  It's the Hepatitis C.

WeihnachtenSalvador +9m +4 / -0
It’s kinda sad that people don’t know how to take care of their bodies

  massive_fuckwit +1h +6 / -0
  but he was a famous actor and he was in a hit tv show

    WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +2 / -0
    I don’t know what’s he was famous for but I watched some of his movies and he is pretty good actor, I just don’t know who he is

Pibbles +1h +3 / -0
Can you imagine how many hot bitches he could have gotten with all that money? :marseycry:::

  MatsurisAhoge +32m +2 / -0
  I can't imagine how many hot bitches he could get with the amount of money he was making.:

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-01-04T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/fuckbicycles has a struggle session over how the new SF law to ban e-bikes is racist and ableist
URL: {REDDIT: r/fuckbicycles san_francisco_will_ban_electric_bikes_if_they}
VOTES: +36 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MatsurisAhoge +41s +18 / -0
Not a single person in that thread is from SF.

  OLDMAN +41m +14 / -0
  Dont worry, ill make sure to tell the people that live there that you said theyre not from there.

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +2h +6 / -0
  You know it's a real city when the people there are 90% Indians and Chinese

    MatsurisAhoge +2m +2 / -0
    That's a good thing.
    :#marseytunaktunak: :#marseychingchong:

drumpf +20m +17 / -0
> It's more ableist than racist.
> A non-disabled person can't ride a bicycle because of the law.
> A disabled person can't ride a bicycle because they are disabled.
:marseyhmm:

  nokke +19m +6 / -0
  >A disabled person can't ride a bicycle because they are disabled.
  That's why we have wheel chair bikes

    drumpf +2m +12 / -0
    > Wheel chair bikes
    :marseychonker2:

      nokke +2m +11 / -0
      :marseyxd:

      1 +2h +3 / -0
      :marseytrans:

    CRUSTY +2h +4 / -0
    Do you think people with disabilities would be able to get a bike if it was free? Hmmm

      nokke +20m +3 / -0
      I don't know if it is free. But I know that most of the people in wheel chair are able to use a bike.

        CRUSTY +34m +2 / -0
        Oh I know they are able to use

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2021-11-25T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AITAh calls out the incels
URL: {REDDIT: r/AITAH aita_for_telling_my_son_that_his_hating_women_is}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
CannedAir +4m +5 / -0
They are mad because they are ugly and have nothing going for them.

  WootFatigueII +17m +1 / -0
  I’m not ugly and have nothing going for me.

    CannedAir +2m +3 / -0
    You're ugly and have nothing going for you. Also, I'm going to rape you.

      WootFatigueII +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyagree:

        CannedAir +1m +3 / -0
        :marseyagree:
        :marseyagree:
        :marseyagree:

          WootFatigueII +4m +1 / -0
          :marseyagree:a

    CannedAir +2m +2 / -0
    You're ugly and have nothing going for you. Also, I'm going to rape you.

      WootFatigueII +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyagree:a

        CannedAir +1m +2 / -0
        :marseyagree:
        :marseyagree:
        :marseyagree:aa

          WootFatigueII +4m +1 / -0
          :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

            CannedAir +4m +2 / -0
            :marseyagree:
            :marseyagree:
            :marseyagree:
            :marseyagree:
            :marseyagree:
            :marseyagree:

              WootFatigueII +1m +1 / -0
              :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marse

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-02-25T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/technology seethes that Elon Musk is being a Chud
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology elon_musk_says_he_will_not_reverse_twitter}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +14m +9 / -0
:#marseybluecheck: :#marseymini:
{IMG}

  Pog +1h +3 / -0
  :marseyinabox: :marseyinabox: :marseyinabox:

  MatsurisAhoge +1h +2 / -0
  I'd say he's still the most productive redditor.

arseupwrongo +1h +4 / -0
>Protests against anti-semitism are not protests against free speech. Free speech is a two way street. Both sides of any argument should be allowed to speak freely. If you're going to protest and only allow one side of the story to be told then you're not protesting free speech, you're protesting a particular argument. As such, you're just a wingcuck, and your protest is as valid as a pro-censorship protest. If you're protesting free speech, you should be allowing all sides to speak.
>Also, as someone who has been banned from Twitter for "promoting hatred" but who has never been accused of promoting hatred, I find it hard to believe that Twitter actually has a policy against promoting hatred.
I don't know why people get upset about these things. It's obvious that they're just going to bend the rules to whichever side is currently being politically convenient.

  MatsurisAhoge +5m +2 / -0
  > It's obvious that they're just going to bend the rules to whichever side is currently being politically convenient.
  What is new, is that they've made it obvious that they are doing that.

100percentdegenerate +1h +3 / -0
musk is a massive faggot but i hope he buys twitter because it would be hilarious to watch the same people that said his rockets wouldnt work and he was a retard try to explain how twitter needs to be controlled because of muh misinformation.

  MatsurisAhoge +1h +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-10-20T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/technology has a struggle session over being upset about the GOP taking over the house
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology no_matter_who_you_voted_for_you_lost_a}
VOTES: +123 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [This is why I never voted. I’m 33 years old and I’ve never voted in an election. I don’t vote for republicans, I don’t vote for democrats. I’m not voting for anyone.]({REDDIT: r/technology no_matter_who_you_voted_for_you_lost_a})
>> You think you're not voting? You're voting for republicans by not voting.
>>> Why would I vote for republicans if I don't vote?
>>> If I don't vote, I don't vote. If I vote, I vote.
>>> If I don't vote, I don't vote for republicans. If I vote, I vote for republicans.
>>> If I don't vote, I don't vote. If I vote, I vote.
>>> If I don't vote, I don't vote for republicans. If I vote, I vote for republicans.
>>> If I don't vote, I don't vote. If I vote, I vote.
>>> If I don't vote, I don't vote for republicans. If I vote, I vote for republicans.
>>> If I don't vote, I don't vote. If I vote, I vote.
>>> If I don't vote, I don't vote for republicans. If I vote, I vote for republicans.
>>> If I don't vote, I don't vote. If I vote, I vote.
>>> If I don't vote, I don't vote for republicans. If I vote, I vote for republicans.
>>> If I don't vote, I don't vote. If I vote, I vote.
>>> If I don't vote, I don't vote for republicans. If I vote, I vote for republicans.
>>> If I don't vote, I don't vote. If I vote, I vote.
>>> If I don't vote, I don't vote for republicans. If I vote, I vote for republicans.
>>> If I don't vote, I don't vote. If I vote, I vote

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-01-08T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/FuckCars says we need to build a wall around the car havers
URL: {REDDIT: r/fuckcars this_is_what_i_call_a_fight}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +5m +23 / -0
>we need to build a wall around the car havers
We should do this for everyone in that sub :marseysmug2:

  MatsurisAhoge +1m +11 / -0
  Just to protect them from their own stupidity?

    BigBussyHunter +4m +13 / -0
    No, just to protect everyone else from them

      MatsurisAhoge +1m +12 / -0
      Oh, I see. So I agree.

        BigBussyHunter +2m +10 / -0
        :marseythumbsup:

  OLDMAN +58m +3 / -0
  The wall shouldnt be around the cars, it should be on top of the cars. Otherwise theyll just drive over it

    BigBussyHunter +4m +3 / -0
    :marseyagree:

    1 +1h +1 / -0
    And the cars are being repaired with the tax money of the "people" in the pod, who then drive around in their cars anyway

L +52m +8 / -0
> The only way to get people to take a city like this seriously is to get rid of the cars and the drivers.
I really want to see these people in a city like this.

  MatsurisAhoge +2m +6 / -0
  The only people who live in a city like that are the ones who ride bikes to work and don't have cars, but don't live in an apartment.

  OLDMAN +15m +5 / -0
  Theyre a bunch of tech bros, theyre used to the hustle and bustle

  1 +1h +2 / -0
  It's the only city I know of that you can walk around in a 30-minute loop and never see a car. It's really neat, but also

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2021-12-07T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The first rDrama VR chat
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have no idea what happened here.
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +40m +4 / -0
So, how do you get your dick out in vrchat?

  MatsurisAhoge +1h +2 / -0
  You are an idiot if you don't know that.

    Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
    I have never played vrchat and don't plan to. What is the answer?

      MatsurisAhoge +4m +3 / -0
      There is a mod that lets you, and you have to play as a foid.

        Dramamine +2m +3 / -0
        I'd rather not

          MatsurisAhoge +1m +3 / -0
          That's fine, just don't get caught with the wrong mods and you're fine.

            Dramamine +1m +3 / -0
            :marseytroublemaker:

arseupwrongo +40m +3 / -0
If only they'd just be normal and not try to be edgy.
{IMG}

  MatsurisAhoge +1h +1 / -0
  The woman is probably the one in the suit, or at least the one who made it.

    arseupwrongo +1h +2 / -0
    I'd assume that just from the face but I'm surprised the guy is in a suit too.

X +3m +3 / -0
:#marseytrans2:

  MatsurisAhoge +1m +3 / -0
  :marseyagree:

    X +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseytrans2: 😈

      MatsurisAhoge +1h +2 / -0
      :marseyagree: https://imgur.com/a/0PCfWzX

        X +11m +1 / -0
        the chick looks like she's about to break down and start crying after seeing the goon :marseydepressed:

          MatsurisAhoge +5

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-01-25T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is it an Alt Right Cult to be against the New Orleans shooter?
URL: {REDDIT: r/masskillers is_it_an_alt_right_cult_to_be_against_the_new}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +19m +4 / -0
> I'm not sure what you mean by "alt right cult", but if you mean a group of people who are just against a specific mass shooting, I don't see what's wrong with that. The media tends to focus a lot on mass shootings, but it's not like they're the only thing that happens.
Whoa! A good take from a redditoid!? :marseyshook: him!
> The media tends to focus a lot on mass shootings, but it's not like they're the only thing that happens.
:marseythinkorino: :marseydisagree:
There's nothing more to discuss there. him! him!
:soyjakmaga:

  Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
  >There's nothing more to discuss there.
  There is.
  It's not as if he didn't mention the specific mass shooting he's talking about.
  You know, the one that's been all over the news in the last few days.
  You know, the one which he mentioned.
  You know, the one in New Orleans.

    TheOverSeether +5m +1 / -0
    :marseydisagree: :marseyagree: him! :marseydisagree:

  MatsurisAhoge +1h +1 / -0
  I can only dream of the day someone takes r/masskillers down.

Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
>Yeah, it is. I don't think you understand the concept of "alt right" or how "cult" works. You are clearly a member of this alt right cult. Your statement is a clear dog whistle to alt right members.
:#marseyshook: him! him!

Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
"New Orleans" is a pretty good description of the shooter. him!

H +2h +

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-02-24T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/technology is confused as to why Russia is invading Ukraine
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology russian_telecoms_firms_blocked_from_accessing}
VOTES: +40 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Russia is invading because they don't want to be like America]({REDDIT: r/technology russian_telecoms_firms_blocked_from_accessing})
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +30 / -0
Ukraine is a Russian state. The US is saying that Russia is invading Ukraine and everyone is buying it.

  MatsurisAhoge +1m +25 / -0
  Its like the US invasion of Iraq, everyone who had a brain knew it was bullshit but people like to do what they are told.

    carpathianflorist +51s +21 / -0
    War is a terrible idea in general but you have to be able to win them and the US has proven that they can’t.

      MatsurisAhoge +10m +15 / -0
      The US is so fucking stupid. They should have just waited for the Iraqi army to implode and invade, the better to set up a puppet state. They could have also done a better job of killing Bin Laden and his family in the first go around.
      In general the US is so fucking stupid. They should have just waited for the Iraqi army to implode and invade, the better to set up a puppet state. They could have also done a better job of killing Bin Laden and his family in the first go around.

        aqouta +20m +12 / -0
        This is the most retarded thing I've ever read. You should be ashamed.

          MatsurisAhoge +2m +11 / -0
          :#marseyagree:

        UpvoteIfYouCope +2h +5 / -0
        >The US is so fucking stupid. They should have just waited for the Iraqi army to implode and invade, the better to set up a puppet state.
        That's what they did, retard. They had to wait for the Iraqi army to implode because they didn't want to deal with the Iraqi army. That was the whole point. The whole point was to occupy Iraq

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2021-11-25T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: TIL: 4chan is too scary for redditors
URL: {REDDIT: r/OutOfTheLoop whats_going_on_with_the_4chan_nazi_thing}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +11m +15 / -0
> 4chan is too scary for redditors
I guess it's because they're all too scared to go outside?

  FearOfBees +1h +4 / -0
  No they're too scared to be racist

    Cao_Cao +25m +1 / -0
    Imagine being scared of racism.
    Imagine being racist.

      FearOfBees +2h +1 / -0
      I'm not afraid of racism. I'm a racist. I'm just not afraid to be called one.

        Cao_Cao +58m +2 / -0
        {GIF}

Urboros +1h +5 / -0
I was wondering if this was the same 4chan that I read about in 2006, when I was a young man, but I guess it's still the same 4chan.
:marseyboomer:

Dramamine +2h +1 / -0
{GIF}omaxxing

AntiJannieAktion +1h +1 / -0
>That’s what makes it so scary. They’re not just a group of nazis, they’re nazis that don’t give a shit about being caught. They’re constantly trying to get people fired or cancelled for the slightest thing, even if it’s not related to nazism. It’s why they’ve been able to get so many people fired from their jobs, it’s because they don’t care about being caught.
If only they were so brave

  FearOfBees +12m +4 / -0
  >It's why they've been able to get so many people fired from their jobs, it's because they don't care about being caught.
  Yes because the people they get fired are retarded 16 year olds that can't defend themselves.

    AntiJannieAktion +4m +2 / -0
    {IMG}omaxxing

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2024-01-25T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/pics has a serious discussion about the meaning of a picture of a man with a woman with a gun
URL: {REDDIT: r/pics comment}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I assume this is bait but its just such a good bait post
COMMENTS:
ABC +10m +23 / -0
> [I don't care what the context is, the fact that she has a gun means the picture is immediately political.]({REDDIT: r/pics comment})
> > I don’t think it’s political to defend yourself
> > > It is political because it's about the right to bear arms.
If you don't want to die, then don't be a retard and take your gun to a protest.
And how are these "people" so delusional as to think that gun rights are some kind of political issue? Gun ownership should be a universal right, like in many other countries. :marseyeyeroll:

  MatsurisAhoge +2m +18 / -0
  Its political because it's America.
  We need to have a serious discussion about why the people that call guns political are the same people that want to have a serious discussion about politics.

    ABC +2m +14 / -0
    That's the thing, the issue of owning and carrying guns isn't political. It's a basic human right. If you don't have the right to defend yourself, then you don't have any rights.
    I get it, you have a right to protest, but you don't have a right to be safe from the consequences of your own actions.

      MatsurisAhoge +2m +13 / -0
      > If you don't have the right to defend yourself, then you don't have any rights.
      I love that this is a banger of a point but I would love to see them try to argue why they think its a bad thing.
      > I get it, you have a right to protest, but you don't have a right to be safe from the consequences of your own actions.
      I love how they think that's a good point.

        ABC +5m +14 / -0
        The only reason I don't want to have a gun is

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2021-12-23T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/sports is shocked that a woman can't do what a man can
URL: {REDDIT: r/sports the_nba_is_reaching_out_to_tina_kotek_a}
VOTES: +40 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm too lazy to find drama, but you can just sort by controversial and find a lot of it.
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +32m +39 / -0
>I’m not a fan of Kotek, but I’m going to say this is probably a really bad idea to have her as the commissioner.
>She’s already been outed as anti-vax and anti-mask, and we already know that NBA players are a very liberal demographic. She’s going to be constantly at odds with the players, and that will lead to a lot of drama and a lot of controversy.
Oh no, someone who doesn't want to live in a police state. That's what the sportsball players want
>It’s not just the players. The players and the union are only one part of the NBA, and it’s not like they’re the only ones who have a voice. We have to think about the fans, the coaches, the league, the referees, the arena staff, the team staff, the league office staff, and the people who run the arenas and the teams.
We have to think about all the people who have no say in this and won't be affected by it :marseyeyeroll:
>She’s going to have to deal with the same shit with the fans as well. The average NBA fan is not a fan of anti-vax and anti-mask, and they’re going to be pretty pissed if she brings that in.
The average NBA fan is the kind of person who will have their asshole blown out by a crackhead for not wearing a mask. :marseydisagree:
>So it’s not just the players. It’s a lot of people who are going to be unhappy with her if she’s anti-vax and anti-mask. And that’s not even getting into the fact that she’s a Democrat, and she’s probably not going to be a fan of the Republicans who are going to be in charge of Congress when the Republicans take over.
>It’s going to be a lot of drama and controversy if she’s not a fan of

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-02-13T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/Conservative has a schism over a cartoon
URL: {REDDIT: r/Conservative redditors_have_a_breakdown_when_a_cartoonist}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A anybody anybody_care
COMMENTS: N/A can't comment :marseydead:
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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2021-12-22T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/technology Seethes over New Game
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology video_game_developer_overcome_with_guilt_after}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Brevis-Kong +11m +12 / -0
>It’s a video game and it is not that deep. However, I have heard people comparing it to the 1984 book, and I think the parallels are pretty accurate. The game is not a “good” game, it is a game that makes you think. That’s a good game to me.
> >The game is not a “good” game
The game is not a "good" game
:marseyretard: :marseysmoothbrain: :marseybrainlet: :marseydunce: :marseywhirlyhat: :marseyspecial:
I hate redditors so much its unreal

  BigBussyHunter +37m +8 / -0
  :marseysnoo:
  I have been accused of being a malding contrarian, but this is the most contrarian take I have ever seen on reddit. The game is a pretty good game. It's not groundbreaking, but it's a fun and engaging game with a very unique and clever story. I don't understand where the seethe is coming from.
  :marseysnoo:
  I'm sorry, I'm not going to make fun of someone for having a different opinion. You're free to enjoy the game or not, and that's ok. I just don't understand why you're so upset about it.
  :marseysnoo:
  The game is a pretty good game. It's not groundbreaking, but it's a fun and engaging game with a very unique and clever story. I don't understand where the seethe is coming from.
  :marseysnoo:
  I'm sorry, I'm not going to make fun of someone for having a different opinion. You're free to enjoy the game or not, and that's ok. I just don't understand why you're so upset about it.

    Brevis-Kong +4m +7 / -0
    >I'm sorry, I'm not going

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-01-28T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Animesexuals discuss how much they hate their parents
URL: {REDDIT: r/anime_irl anime_irl}
VOTES: +43 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +16m +53 / -0
> My parents told me to stop watching anime and play more sports
> > OP: I'm sorry but I'm not going to stop watching anime, sorry. I tried the sports thing and I just don't like it.
> > > I understand. I know what it's like to be passionate about something. Maybe you should try a different sport then. I'll give you a few tips. I used to play cricket. I love it. It's a fun game. You can play it with friends or family. It's a great way to get exercise. It's also a great way to meet new people. I hope you enjoy it.
:#marseyhammersnoo:

  JonathanStench +2h +33 / -0
  >I used to play cricket. I love it. It's a fun game. You can play it with friends or family. It's a great way to get exercise. It's also a great way to meet new people. I hope you enjoy it.
  :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:
  this has to be bait

    X +1m +14 / -0
    i think it's bait but then again it's reddit

    BigBussyHunter +1h +9 / -0
    :marseyxd:
    I need to read that again to fully appreciate it

  JonathanStench +2h +12 / -0
  >I used to play cricket. I love it. It's a fun game. You can play it with friends or family. It's a great way to get exercise. It's also a great way to meet new people. I hope you enjoy it.
  :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:
  this has to be bait

    X +1m +7 / -0
    i think it's bait but then again it's reddit

  JonathanStench +2h +11 / -0

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-07-19T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The secondhandsmokers of r/technology sneed over the CDCs messaging about COVID
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology cdc_will_not_recommend_universal_covid_vaccines}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Bonus of the CDC [getting dunked on by the unvaxxed]({REDDIT: r/technology cdc_will_not_recommend_universal_covid_vaccines})
> [It's pretty wild how they're changing their tune on the vaccine. They were saying that vaccinated people were less likely to transmit the virus and that's why they were telling vaccinated people to stop masking. Now they're saying it's still important to mask.]({REDDIT: r/technology cdc_will_not_recommend_universal_covid_vaccines})
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> [This is just sad. The cdc was the most important in the early days, and now they are one of the worst. They are doing everything they can to not recommend masks, and are literally changing their story every 3 months. This is not how science works. The cdc is just a bunch of unqualified people who get paid a lot of money to take all the credit for covid prevention efforts and then immediately sell out when the pandemic is over.]({REDDIT: r/technology cdc_will_not_recommend_universal_covid_vaccines})
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> [They've been saying that the vaccines don't prevent transmission for a while now. It's the same reason why people who are fully vaccinated and boosted are still getting COVID. It's been a thing since the beginning. The vaccines don't prevent transmission, they prevent hospitalization and death. The CDC didn't change their tune.]({REDDIT: r/technology cdc_will_not_recommend_universal_covid_vaccines})
> > [I mean, it's not the same reason. The vaccines don't prevent transmission because the virus changes, not because the vaccine changes. The reason people who are fully vaccinated and boosted are still getting COVID is because the virus changes, not because the vaccine changes. The CDC is changing their tune because the virus is changing, not because the vaccine is changing.]({REDDIT: r/technology cdc_will_not_recommend_universal_covid_vaccines})
:#marseyvaxmaxx:

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-01-29T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/Piracy is mad at 4chan
URL: {REDDIT: r/Piracy 4chan_is_now_asking_for_1000_to_make_a_video}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Who could have predicted this?
COMMENTS:
crunchwrap_supreme +1h +4 / -0
>Don't forget to like, subscribe, and ring the bell. Thanks for watching!
:marseylaugh: :marseyxd:

Modern_Major_Jefferal +50m +3 / -0
:#marsey4chan:
4chan is my favorite board

  MatsurisAhoge +49m +1 / -0
  /tv/ is my favorite board/'t/'' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not' not'

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-03-19T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bongland is a shithole
URL: {REDDIT: r/news woman_in_custody_after_21_people_detained_over}
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
NeolibKong +10m +35 / -0
>people in London are being detained for protesting
A country that has never seen a revolution

  Wuzizname +40m +12 / -0
  It’s a shame that the revolution is starting in America instead of the UK.

    NeolibKong +2m +10 / -0
    A man can dream

      Wuzizname +5m +10 / -0
      I’m just gonna keep dreaming that the revolution starts in America and that I get to be a part of it.
      :marseyrevolution:

        NeolibKong +6m +6 / -0
        {GIF}

    H +1h +4 / -0
    What revolution?

      Wuzizname +2m +1 / -0
      The communist one.

  IAmMrPositive +1h +1 / -0
  That’s what happens when you allow your government to ban the only thing that can save your country from itself. The revolution that will save us will come from the streets.

pobrecito +18m +16 / -0
> And I’m sure you will be thanking us for it too when it gets much much worse
Lmao, not even a little bit.

  H +1h +6 / -0
  Yeah, because the world is getting much worse when there are more people with money and more people living longer lives.

    pobrecito +6m +3 / -0
    If the world was getting better we wouldn't be seeing all these protests.

      H +1m +5 / -0
      Why would you protest if everything was perfect?

        pobrecito +2m +3 / -0
        Because sometimes you can make things better by protesting.

          H +13m +2 / -0
          So then the world isn’t perfect?

            pobrecito +2m +1 / -0
            No, it's actually pretty terrible

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2021-12-08T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/Teachers is upset that parents don't want their kids to be told they are valid
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers new_michigan_policy_gives_parents_right_to_opt}
VOTES: +55 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +10m +82 / -0
> This will literally kill LGBTQ kids in Michigan
I love how they always make it about themselves. Just because they're a part of the group doesn't mean they should be able to speak for the entire group. They're not a representative sample. :marseydisagree:
> The fuck is this bullshit? This is a child's right to education, not a parent's right to decide what their kid is taught.
The parent has the right to raise their own child. :marseyagree:
> I’m telling you, this will kill kids in Michigan.
:marseyagree:
> The republicans are literally trying to murder children. This is the most egregious and stupid thing I've ever seen in my life.
:chadyes:
> I can't even begin to comprehend the stupidity of this. Kids are already taught the wrong lessons by their parents. So why are they making it legal for parents to opt out of their children being taught anything else.
:marseyagree:
> It is so fucking stupid.
:marseyagree:
> The parents can teach their own children the wrong lessons. But the school system can't teach the right ones?
:marseyagree:
> "No. You can't teach my kids that. It's not your place to do so. I'll teach them myself." - Every fucking time.
:marseyagree:
> This is exactly what the GOP wants. They want to strip LGBTQ people of their rights and force them back into the closet. This will kill kids. They want to do it in Texas and now Michigan. This is a direct assault on our rights as LGBTQ people.
:marseyagree:

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +32 / -0
  >it's a child's right to education
  >The education is indoctrination and brainwashing

    drumpf +3m +15 / -0
    :marseyhmm:

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-06-24T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid discovers her new favorite character
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_need_to_be_me_not_who_my_husband_thinks_i_am}
VOTES: +79 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +1m +127 / -0
> "I need to be me not who my husband thinks I am"
:#marseyagreefast:

  BoneKongahawk +5m +81 / -0
  I'm sure she'll have no trouble getting someone new to fall in line with her delusions.

    drumpf +4m +60 / -0
    :#marseyextinction:

    bibbobnotabot +14h +3 / -0
    :marseymommymilkers: :marseytrad: :!marseymommymilkers:

  coned +27m +35 / -0
  me too! i need to be me and not who yer mom thinks i am!

  ohno +2h +19 / -0
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    oppie +4m +12 / -0
    I can't tell if this is the origin of the meme or a recreation

      ohno +1m +14 / -0
      I dont know or care
      :#marseycool2:

  KinoBushido +3h +5 / -0
  :#marseybased:

FrozenChosen +2m +98 / -0
>My husband and I have been married for 14 years. We are both 40. We have two kids, 12 and 8. My husband and I met in college. We have been together for over 25 years. I am a SAHM.
Wow I’ve never seen a long term relationship that lasted this long

  texthere +13m +56 / -0
  14 years old is a long time to be married, that's like 4 years too long

  Eleganza +20m +49 / -0
  the worst part about her post is the comments are full of people telling her that she's doing

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-01-24T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/news is up in arms over the OSHA vaccine mandate
URL: {REDDIT: r/news osha_to_issue_regulations_for_vaccine_mandates}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
HarryTrumanDorisDay +7m +15 / -0
The CDC has said it has no data to support the vaccine mandates, and that it's bad public health policy.

  MatsurisAhoge +7m +10 / -0
  And OSHA is overruled by the CDC. So its a no from two agencies.
  I'm guessing all of these people were not taking the CDC seriously last year.

    HarryTrumanDorisDay +4m +6 / -0
    CDC is supposed to have the most science in their corner, it's the most important agency in the entire health system. The fact they are saying the vaccine mandates are bad public policy is a *huge* statement.

      MatsurisAhoge +1h +3 / -0
      They are supposed to, but they've been a joke of an agency for years now. They've been accused of being compromised by the tobacco industry, the FDA, the alcohol industry, and the sugar industry.

        HarryTrumanDorisDay +15m +3 / -0
        I think this is because they have been overburdened with work for so long, it's a large organization and they are severely understaffed. It's like a doctor who has to deal with 200 patients per day, it's impossible for him to do a good job.

          MatsurisAhoge +4m +2 / -0
          I think its because they are still under the same people who were in charge during the SARS outbreak. They have a shitty internal structure that has been in place for a decade now, and they've not been able to fix it. They are a joke and have been for years. Its like the NIH and the FDA.

            HarryTrumanDorisDay +3m +2 / -0
            >I think its because they are still under the same people who were in charge during the SARS outbreak
            :marseyagree:

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2023-08-24T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Someone asks about the Train of the Day in r/politicalhumor
URL: {REDDIT: r/PoliticalHumor wow_i_cant_believe_what_they_have_to_say_about}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +14m +8 / -0
> [I don't know how to break this to you but most people don't care about the political leaning of a trans person.]({REDDIT: r/PoliticalHumor wow_i_cant_believe_what_they_have_to_say_about})
>> [I don't know how to break this to you but most people don't care about the political leaning of a trans person.]({REDDIT: r/PoliticalHumor wow_i_cant_believe_what_they_have_to_say_about})
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  BignatiusMacintosh +21m +6 / -0
  Every time I see a "I don't know how to break this to you but" comment, I immediately know the person is a lying faggot.

    ABC +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases:

  JohnDevereaux +31m +3 / -0
  :marseysmug3: Try this on for size:
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X +14m +5 / -0
lmao it's the same as that "poor" woman in the other thread

  JohnDevereaux +34m +3 / -0
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arsey +1h +4 / -0
> It's not about you. It's about trans people being targeted.
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  Haberdasher +5h +1 / -0
  They don't have to be trans people, they just have to be white.

JohnDevereaux +50m +2 / -0
> [It’s about protecting children, protecting women, and protecting society.]({REDDIT: r/PoliticalHum

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-01-11T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: rDrama: A Virtual Tour
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +11m +4 / -0
:#marseybye:a!a! :#marseybye:

loli_esports +3m +3 / -0
:marseywave:

911roofer +1h +2 / -0
It’s so beautiful.a!a!

BigBussyHunter +2h +2 / -0
:marseykingcrown:a! :marseykingcrown:a!a! :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown:

Dramacel +2h +2 / -0
:#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :#marseybye: :

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2021-10-25T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Brave Redditors stand up for a woman's right to choose
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter yes_it_is}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
chapodestroyer +1h +11 / -0
{GIF}

GT +1h +5 / -0
How many weeks of pregnancy is this burger talking about

  Unironicdramadebater +13m +3 / -0
  I am pretty sure in burgerland if you get to the point where the fetus is about to come out you are legally required to let it out. So this is like the last week or two.

    GT +4m +5 / -0
    Burgerland is full of contradictions like this. They will be full of contradictions that they will never admit to having for another 20 years at least

      Unironicdramadebater +2m +4 / -0
      It's a free country. You can choose to do anything.

        GT +1m +4 / -0
        I'm sure that's what they tell themselves

          Unironicdramadebater +1m +3 / -0
          :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

Klenn_and_Back_Again +2h +2 / -0
>Just like you can’t choose to be a millionaire, you can’t choose to have a baby.
It's like I'm having a stroke.

  Unironicdramadebater +6h +2 / -0
  What's the difference between a millionaire and a pregnant woman? You can't choose to be one but you can choose not to be the other.

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +2 / -0
This is some good stuff, I'm gonna have to start doing thising people.
---
this account is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

Momo +1h +1 / -0
This is a good post. them them

  MatsurisAhoge +34m +2 / -0
  :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:ing is a good way

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2021-12-20T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/antiwork has a struggle session when they are told to stop being hypocrites.
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork rantiwork_is_a_hypocritical_shithole}
VOTES: +112 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[In which they are told to stop being hypocrites.]({REDDIT: r/antiwork rantiwork_is_a_hypocritical_shithole})
[In which they are told to stop being hypocrites.]({REDDIT: r/antiwork rantiwork_is_a_hypocritical_shithole})
[In which they are told to stop being hypocrites.]({REDDIT: r/antiwork rantiwork_is_a_hypocritical_shithole})
[In which they are told to stop being hypocrites.]({REDDIT: r/antiwork rantiwork_is_a_hypocritical_shithole})
[In which they are told to stop being hypocrites.]({REDDIT: r/antiwork rantiwork_is_a_hypocritical_shithole})
COMMENTS:
X +2m +124 / -0
:#marseyhammersnoo:
{IMG}
:#marseyhammersnoo:

  GT +10m +88 / -0
  They are sneeding so hard they had to make a new sub to sneed about how they're not hypocrites

    BigBussyHunter +3m +75 / -0
    :marseyjanny:
    Please stop complaining and making fun of us on r/AntiWorkHypocrites.

      Wuzizname +20m +64 / -0
      :marseyjanny2:
      Can you please stop making fun of us on r/antiworkhypo-

        Saint_Nicholas +1m +41 / -0
        :marseyjanny:
        No

          Wuzizname +2m +34 / -0
          :marseycry:

            Saint_Nicholas +3m +34 / -0
            :marseyjanny2:
            :marseydisagree:

              Wuzizname +1m +24 / -0
              :

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2021-11-17T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors of r/technology are not happy with the new Skyrim DLC
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology skyrim_player_count_plummets_after_16yearold}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FurryNationalism +37m +25 / -0
>kid does something retarded
>redditors most affected
:marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep:

  MatsurisAhoge +1m +15 / -0
  >kid
  >16
  >retarded
  >:marseycope:

    FurryNationalism +2m +10 / -0
    16 year olds aren't kids, they're teenagers, kids are 11 and under.
    Also I'm not coping, I just know what kind of people I'm dealing with.

      MatsurisAhoge +4m +10 / -0
      You really believe the average 16 year old is capable of making a decision like this and not just doing it to see what would happen? And a 16 year old is a teenager, 15 is when you're no longer a kid.
      > Also I'm not coping
      :marseycope:

        FurryNationalism +4m +4 / -0
        >You really believe the average 16 year old is capable of making a decision like this and not just doing it to see what would happen?
        Yes, I've seen teenagers do a lot of stupid things for no reason, this isn't one of them.
        >15 is when you're no longer a kid.
        14 is when you're no longer a kid, 15 is when you're no longer a child.
        >Also I'm not coping
        :marseycope:

          MatsurisAhoge +1m +3 / -0
          > Yes, I've seen teenagers do a lot of stupid things for no reason, this isn't one of them.
          It is though.
          > 14 is when you're no longer a kid, 15 is when you're no longer a child.
          Yes but that's the definition of

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2024-05-11T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/technology and r/conservative have a slap fight over the Rocket Daddy firing 70% of Twitter
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology elon_musks_twitter_fires_more_than_70_of_its}
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/conservative elon_musks_twitter_fires_more_than_70_of_its}
COMMENTS:
drumpf +26m +17 / -0
> "I just want to see people being nice to each other."
>> That's the problem with Twitter, the whole site is "people being nice to each other"
>>> I think it's the opposite. Twitter is a cesspool of hate and vitriol. This is why I don't like it.
>>>> The whole internet is a cesspool of hate and vitriol. There's nothing special about twitter.
:#marseyhesright:

  Grue +1h +2 / -0
  I mean, what is the special thing about Twitter?

    Haberdasher +5h +1 / -0
    It's Twitter.

H +5m +14 / -0
Weird how every single media outlet is reporting on this story. Weird how it's not happening at other companies. Weird how it's only happening at Twitter.

  s_a_n_t_b +38m +10 / -0
  It's not happening at other companies because Elon Musk is the only one who can fire people with a business case that they are holding the company back. Other companies don't have a case for firing 70% of their workforce.

    H +4m +5 / -0
    That's not true. All companies have a case for firing 70% of their workforce. They just don't have the balls to do it.

      s_a_n_t_b +16m +7 / -0
      I disagree, I think most companies have more people working than they actually need.

        H +4m +5 / -0
        What's your job?

          s_a_n_t_b +15m +4 / -0
          It's my job to read this site. I am a site reader.

            H +1h +2 /

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2023-02-18T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/technology Seethes about Florida banning Drag Shows
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology florida_is_banning_drag_shows}
VOTES: +38 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +6m +39 / -0
Lol, i wonder if this means they aren't heckin valid anymore

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +1h +19 / -0
  > Drag is not inherently sexual. It is a form of art.
  > That's why they call it drag, not a drag show. It's not sexual.
  :#marseycope::#marseycope::#marseycope:

    Fatfungus +5h +5 / -0
    How come they never address the elephant in the room and just accept that the drag shows were not inherently sexual, but the gays made it that way

  UraniumDonGER +2h +11 / -0
  Its about the kids, sweaty :marseysmug2:

X +13m +37 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyhammersnoo:

  LGBetterave +4m +32 / -0
  > It's not that, it's the fact that the people in Florida are so fucking stupid they can't even take a minute to think about what they're doing.
  Redditors are so fucking stupid they can't even take a minute to think about what they're doing.

    GT +5m +19 / -0
    these people are not human they are a hive mind

    HarryTrumanDorisDay +1h +7 / -0
    > It's not that, it's the fact that the people in Florida are so fucking stupid they can't even take a minute to think about what they're doing.
    *And that's a good thing.*

  GT +5m +20 / -0
  you can just feel the seethe radiating from them. I don't understand what is even going on they are trying to ban things for children. This is not going to stop it being done in the privacy of your own home, it's not like they aren't going to be allowed to do it in a bar or nightclub

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-05-24T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/news thinks the Texas ban on Drag Queen Story Hour is a slippery slope into banning all drag
URL: {REDDIT: r/news texas_governor_signs_bill_banning_drag_queens}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +5m +7 / -0
holy shit they're pearl clutching hard
{IMG}

  drumpf +20m +12 / -0
  > 90% of drag queens are gay men
  So they're just mad that gay men want to expose children to their fetish?

    X +1m +9 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:
    i'm not saying they're all perverts but the ones who are doing this for sure are
    i'm sure they'll bring up the :marseypedo: if you ask them

  peepeehands +13m +6 / -0
  they're just mad that the drag queens aren't hot enough

  MatsurisAhoge +19m +4 / -0
  > Like 90% of drag queens are gay men. This is just another example of republican politicians catering to their evangelical base by demonizing anything they don’t understand.
  I'm sure this will be a popular argument.
  > The slippery slope fallacy is not a fallacy, just because you use it as a fallacy doesn't make it not a fallacy. Texas has had a "bounty hunter" law for a while now, and this is just another step towards more draconian and controlling laws over the population.
  Not the slippery slope fallacy.

  Hoes_mad +2h +4 / -0
  >90% of drag queens are gay men
  Yeah, and they're all pedophiles

    X +3m +4 / -0
    that's a redditoid's wet dream to have 90% of drag queens to be gay men so they can say they're not pedos

dafoe +1h +3 / -0
These people are so stupid. This isn’t a slippery slope it’s a cliff

  Hoes_mad +49m +3 / -0
  More like a ledge

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2023-07-28T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Pedo Clown of rDrama
URL: https://www.vice.com/en/article/q7855d/antila-pedophile
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BignatiusMacintosh +17m +12 / -0
The only thing I know about Antila is that he's a child rapist and that his "fans" are incels and actual pedos. Who knew a guy who wears clown makeup would be a pedo?
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  Downie +15m +5 / -0
  They're the same people, incels and pedos are both the same type of losers with low self esteem and a hatred of women and the world at large. They're both the same types of men, only one group is honest enough to admit it.

  AverageBen10Enjoyer +1h +4 / -0
  The rDrama Antila fanclub is mostly trans people who would like to be clowns

    BignatiusMacintosh +49m +4 / -0
    :marseytransattentionseeker::marseytransattentionseeker::marseytransattentionseeker::marseytransattentionseeker::marseytransattentionseeker::marseytransattentionseeker::marseytransattentionseeker::marseytransattentionseeker::marseytransattentionseeker:

  BigBussyHunter +1h +3 / -0
  > Who knew a guy who wears clown makeup would be a p-do?
  :marseydisagree: We knew. I knew it. We all knew it.

  haggis +2h +1 / -0
  I think it's even more likely that someone who wears clown makeup is a pedo.

X +30m +11 / -0
> In the video, Antila is seen dancing on the bed with a young girl in the background. At one point, Antila is seen sucking the girl's toes and licking them.
{IMG}
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  Downie +5m +8 / -0
  He has a good gock:marseyco

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-02-04T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/CFB seethes that a school's president is a chud
URL: {REDDIT: r/CFB asu_president_kris_jordan_in_the_2014_book}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +1h +1 / -0
I would think this would be an easier position to take in burgerdom, I would think the people pushing this shit would be in favor of a strong military and would be willing to throw people under the bus for more gibsing more gibs for people who will never pay into the system.ing more gibs for people who will never pay into the system. The people pushing this shit are just as cucked as the average redditor.

  MatsurisAhoge +5m +1 / -0
  I think its that the people who are pushing this shit are the same people who don't think trans lives matter.ing more gibs for people who will never pay into the system. The people pushing this shit are just as cucked as the average redditor.ing more gibs for people who will never pay into the system. The people pushing this shit are just as cucked as the average redditor. The people pushing this shit are just as cucked as the average redditor. The people pushing this shit are just as cucked as the average redditor. The people pushing this shit are just as cucked as the average redditor. The people pushing this shit are just as cucked as the average redditor. The people pushing this shit are just as cucked as the average redditor. The people pushing this shit are just as cucked as the average redditor. The people pushing this shit are just as cucked as the average redditor. The people pushing this shit are just as cucked as the average redditor. The people pushing this shit are just as cucked as the average redditor. The people pushing this shit are just as cucked as the average redditor. The people pushing this shit are just as cucked as the average redditor. The people pushing this shit are just as cucked as the average redditor. The people pushing this shit are just as cucked as the average redditor. The people pushing this shit are just as c

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-02-06T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Commies argue whether the whole world should be a commie paradise or if Russia should be allowed to invade Ukraine
URL: {REDDIT: r/stupidpol comment}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
Wow I guess the commies and the nazis are both on the same side this time. Who would have thought?

  MatsurisAhoge +2m +4 / -0
  > You're a fascist, but not a fascist of the "Hitler is cool" variety, but a fascist of the "Hitler was right" variety.
  > This is the same as the "rightoid" who tells you that they don't like Hitler or the Nazis, but they agree with them on X, Y, and Z.
  > It's not that different from the "leftoid" who tells you that they don't like Stalin or the Soviet Union, but they agree with them on X, Y, and Z.
  > I think this is the sort of thing that people who are neither left nor right, but actually centrist, are able to understand and identify.
  LMAO, the comment is just an argument about whether the USSR was fascist, and this guy goes off the deep end.

    whyareyou +2m +1 / -0
    I think it's possible the comrade was misinformed and has been corrected by the comment in question

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +57m +1 / -0
  It's like when the Soviet Union was founded - people are retards, and even if they weren't, they'd still have to play 5D chess against the West and China.

    whyareyou +5m +2 / -0
    > 5D chess
    This is why I'm on the losing team. I'm a master of 5D chess, and I don't understand why the other team keeps winning.

FearOfBees +2h +2 / -0
>“The rightoid who tells you that they don’t like Hitler or the Nazis, but they agree with them on X, Y, and Z.”
Why do commies care so much about hitler?

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-10-12T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/technology has a struggle session over "technology"
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology twitter_just_fired_more_than_50_of_its_workers}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +5m +4 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases:
{IMG}y

  rakrakaon +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseysoylentgrin:

  cyberdick +1h +1 / -0
  what is wrong with this guy

    X +5m +1 / -0
    :#marseytransattentionseeker:

      cyberdick +14m +2 / -0
      yeah but he said "I don't want to be compared to the cis white males" what a retardyy

        X +1m +1 / -0
        He doesn't have to say that, the entire thread is about how the new twitter is no longer as woke as the old one and this faggot has to go out of his way to tell everyone how he's not a chud

          cyberdick +1m +2 / -0
          yeah but why does he say he doesn't want to be compared to the cis white males? what does that mean? did he think he was better than them?

            X +3m +2 / -0
            It's like the reverse of the "I'm not a racist but..." type of statement

              cyberdick +1m +2 / -0
              yeah but why say it?y

                X +4m +2 / -0
                He probably gets off on the attention that he's a good guy compared to the others

                  cyberdick +1m +2 / -0
                  :marseydisagree:
                  that too, but why say it so loudly? he doesn't have to

                    X +1m +2 / -0
                    :#marseytransattentionseeker:y

                      cyberdick +1m +2 / -0
                      :marseyagreefast:
                      I'm just curious, its not that uncommon to hear this, but he

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-08-08T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Science is settled, and if you disagree you are a racist.
URL: {REDDIT: r/Coronavirus us_public_health_is_racist_its_time_to_address}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
chapodestroyer +3m +10 / -0
> Yes, because Black Americans are 3x more likely to die of COVID. But you can't just say that. You have to reframe it as if white people are doing something wrong. I'm not even white, I'm a Chinese American, but I agree with you. It's just good practice to think about things from the perspective of the marginalized. It's called being a decent fucking human being.
:#marseyeyeroll:

  JimJones +1h +3 / -0
  > 3x
  It's 2x, but they don't want to be that mean.

BigBussyHunter +3m +8 / -0
> We need to do something about it, but it's just not that easy. If white people die in disproportionate numbers, it's just because they're old, or they're fat, or they have preexisting conditions. It's not because white people are killing them, or denying them medical care, or anything like that. But if black people die in disproportionate numbers, it's because white people are killing them, or denying them medical care, or something like that. It's not because they're old, or they're fat, or they have preexisting conditions.
> It's not that easy.
:#marseythonk:

  Anti-Weed_Crusader +14m +6 / -0
  > But if black people die in disproportionate numbers, it's because white people are killing them, or denying them medical care, or something like that. It's not because they're old, or they're fat, or they have preexisting conditions.
  This is the only way black people can die, chud.
  :#marseydisagree:

    MatsurisAhoge +2h +1 / -0
    Yes, the White Man's burden is to ensure that blacks can't get a heart disease, get fat, and have no money for healthcare.

  Urboros +13

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-03-22T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors React to the latest Kanye Tweet
URL: {REDDIT: r/Fauxmoi kanye_wests_latest_tweet}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +4m +18 / -0
>My first thought was "what the hell is a 'kanye'"
>>It's a short way to say "Kanye West" for the sake of brevity.
:marseyeyeroll: :marseyeyeroll: :marseyeyeroll:

  Enrico_Motassa +1m +11 / -0
  I'm pretty sure "kanye" is a way of referring to a Kanye shirt.

    BigBussyHunter +1m +11 / -0
    :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:
    I didn't even think about that. I was thinking about someone using a slang term for Kanye West, but that's pretty funny

  MatsurisAhoge +3m +11 / -0
  I'm not sure if it was a joke or if they really believe that.

  wampus +2m +8 / -0
  :#marseybrainlet:

Enrico_Motassa +1m +12 / -0
It's pretty clear that Kanye is a nazi, what's the big deal?

  MatsurisAhoge +2m +10 / -0
  Well it was pretty clear until last week.

911roofer +1h +3 / -0
The real question is why is the rest of the world more tolerant of Kanye than America?..... In the old country he would have been shot in the street.. In China he’d be in prison. In Russia he’d be dead. In Canada he’d be kicked out. In Japan he’d be sent to prison and then beaten to death. In France he’d be killed. In Germany he’d be in jail for years and then killed. In Sweden he’d be killed. In Norway he’d be killed. In Italy he’d be killed. In Greece he’d be killed. In Turkey he’d be killed. In Iran he’d be

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-03-18T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Fatty sneeds about not being able to fit into a plane seat
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes the_plane_seat_is_too_small}
VOTES: +102 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Imagine not having a fat badge on your passport]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes the_plane_seat_is_too_small})
[She thinks her tits are big, but she's not fat]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes the_plane_seat_is_too_small})
[The plane companies are literally genociding her]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes the_plane_seat_is_too_small})
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +103 / -0
>Imagine not having a fat badge on your passport
lol
>My tits are huge
lmao

  ChungusEnjoyer +2m +98 / -0
  :#marseychonker2: I can't fit in the seat. Let me buy 4 seats.

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +14m +67 / -0
    >I can't fit in the seat.
    I think this is the first time I've ever seen someone say this in a comment that wasn't a joke

      ChungusEnjoyer +11m +68 / -0
      :#marseydepressed:

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +22 / -0
        I love you

          ChungusEnjoyer +1m +31 / -0
          :#marseyblush:

      PermaChudRanch +58m +41 / -0
      > I'm 5'11 and 250 pounds
      :#marseychonker2:

        gnomed +3h +10 / -0
        LMAO 250 pounds at 5'11 is definitely fat but not even morbidly obese. That's like 28 BMI. :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

          Dramacel +1h +9 / -0
          >250 pounds

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-10-31T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/technology is upset that the people who work at a grocery store can't get medical leave for an illness
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology target_pulls_back_on_medical_leave_benefits_for}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +6m +9 / -0
> Target, one of the largest U.S. retailers, has pulled back on medical leave benefits for hourly employees who have been diagnosed with COVID-19 after a series of incidents in which employees faked their illnesses, the company said on Monday.
:marseyxd:
You know they didn't have to go this far. They could have just said they didn't have the money because they are a business and they were just being generous, but that wouldn't make for good clickbait :marseysmug2:

  MatsurisAhoge +13m +6 / -0
  > Target, one of the largest U.S. retailers, has pulled back on medical leave benefits for hourly employees who have been diagnosed with COVID-19 after a series of incidents in which employees faked their illnesses, the company said on Monday.
  Do we think that you are stupid or are you just pretending?

    BigBussyHunter +1m +4 / -0
    :marseyspecial: is r-slurred

      MatsurisAhoge +4m +4 / -0
      > [–]blacksheep1614 18 points 11 hours ago
      > They were generous. It's not like the government pays for the employees sick leave. They have to pay for it out of their own pocket. If they can't afford to do that then they can't afford to pay for it.

        BigBussyHunter +3m +3 / -0
        :marseybrainletclapping: knows how businesses work

SmallNips +30m +3 / -0
> I'm pretty sure the company is getting tired of all the bullshit.
:#marseyagreefast:

GT +42m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +4h +1 / -0
  :marseyxd:

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2022-01-04T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/news has a moment over the CDC's new mask guidelines
URL: {REDDIT: r/news cdc_eases_mask_guidance_for_the_general_public}
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +5m +29 / -0
The fact that we've all been wearing these masks for a year and a half and we have only a slight chance of catching Covid-19 is the best evidence that masks do not work.
:#marseyagree:

  GooooooldMember +4m +18 / -0
  This is like how if you thought that the earth was flat youd say "if you think you can see the curvature of the earth with your eyes you're a fucking idiot" then when people show you that there is no curvature youd say "yes but you cant see it with your eyes"

    drumpf +1m +18 / -0
    The earth is flat, the oceans are flat, and the sky is flat. That's why it's so important that we are all wearing masks. :marseymask:

      GooooooldMember +12m +14 / -0
      > The earth is flat, the oceans are flat, and the sky is flat.
      This is all true tho

      Cabin_Boy_Widener +2h +4 / -0
      The earth is flat, the oceans are flat, and the sky is flat.
      And if you disagree you're a fucking idiot.

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +14m +13 / -0
  This but unironically, the fact that we are all still alive and the only places that have died are the most mask wearing is more than enough evidence. The only thing that changes my mind is if there is some new evidence or study that proves masks do work, but that's not the case so why the fuck are people still masking?

    arthur_copenhauer +3h +3 / -0
    >if there is some new evidence or study that proves masks do work
    there is not

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +4 / -0
  I don’t care if masks work or not. If you’re going

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AUTHOR: MatsurisAhoge
DATE: 2023-05-09T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/Nintendo attempts to defend the Switch 2
URL: {REDDIT: r/Nintendo nintendo_switch_2_preorders_sold_out_in_4_mins}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is an awful title, I know. The Switch 2 launched and sold out within 4 minutes of being available for preorder in the UK. The entire sub is now defending Nintendo, and has a lot of overlap with [this]({REDDIT: r/pcgaming nintendo_switch_2_preorders_sold_out_in_4_mins}) post in r/pcgaming.
> [Preorders for the Nintendo Switch 2 sold out in just four minutes in the UK, according to a post on social media by a UK retailer. The preorder wave started on May 7th, 2023.](https://n4g.com/news/2569163/nintendo-switch-2-preorders-sold-out-in-4-minutes-in-the-uk)
> [Nintendo Switch 2 has been described by gamers as “the most hyped gaming console in history”, with the preorders selling out so quickly that many gamers in the UK were unable to purchase it.](https://n4g.com/news/2569163/nintendo-switch-2-preorders-sold-out-in-4-minutes-in-the-uk)
> [According to a post on social media by a UK retailer, the Nintendo Switch 2 sold out in just four minutes, with the retailer stating that they sold out of preorders in just four minutes. The post also stated that the retailer had sold out of preorders for the Nintendo Switch 2 in the UK.](https://n4g.com/news/2569163/nintendo-switch-2-preorders-sold-out-in-4-minutes-in-the-uk)
> [The Nintendo Switch 2 has been described by gamers as “the most hyped gaming console in history”, with the preorders selling out so quickly that many gamers in the UK were unable to purchase it.](https://n4g.com/news/2569163/nintendo-switch-2-preorders-sold-out-in-4-minutes-in-the-uk)
> [According to a post on social media by

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2024-04-17T18Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon thinks he's the chosen one
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +46m +7 / -0
I've got that same feeling sometimes. It's like I'm a bit of an outsider in society but at the same time know I'm not really that different from anyone else.

  Downie +1h +6 / -0
  That's just normal, you just got a little more self awareness than the average person.

  SCD +1h +4 / -0
  Sounds like you’re a gigachad.

  whyareyou +14h +2 / -0
  Do you ever feel the urge to kill someone for being slightly less interesting than you?

    arseupwrongo +1h +2 / -0
    Not really. I mean I think about that kind of thing sometimes but I don't really feel it.

      whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
      you're doing it wrong

        arseupwrongo +1h +2 / -0
        I'm not a bad person, I swear :marseysad:

          whyareyou +4h +2 / -0
          :#marseycheerup:

  Maximus +2m +1 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

peepeehands +3m +4 / -0
:#marseydoomer:

  Maximus +3m +4 / -0
  :marseycheerup:

Downie +2h +3 / -0
Shalom, I'm the chosen one, and I've chosen to get you into the club.

whyareyou +15h +2 / -0
That's not autism, that's just being a normal person

KoreanDandyKing +1h +1 / -0
I'm the chosen one, and I choose to be gay. :marseyhomofascist:

  whyareyou +14h +1 / -0
  :marseydisagree:

    KoreanDandyKing +1h +1 / -0
    {G

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2024-11-22T23Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon has a dream
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +43 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +22 / -1
{IMG}

  Maximus +2m +17 / -1
  :marseymommymilkers:

  AndreaDoria +1h +12 / -0
  >not linking to the original

    peepeehands +51s +11 / -0
    :#marseyfuckyou:

      AndreaDoria +2m +9 / -0
      :#marseyfuckyou2: :#marseyfuckyou2: :#marseyfuckyou2:

ToeBeans +2m +13 / -1
:#marseyxd:
I can't imagine what the rest of the dream was like, I'm guessing he had to pick up a big pile of cum afterwards?

  Maximus +1m +10 / -1
  He was a cum slave :marseycumplosion:

    ToeBeans +1m +10 / -1
    :marseyshook: no way, I was thinking that's what the dream was about. He was in some kind of porn set, but it's not clear. He was just there to get pounded by porn stars. I guess that's still a cum slave though?

      Maximus +2m +10 / -1
      He was not a porn star, he was just a regular guy

        ToeBeans +4m +10 / -1
        :#marseybeanpensive:

          Maximus +1m +7 / -1
          {IMG}

            ToeBeans +2m +6 / -1
            :marseygiveup:

  E +1h +5 / -0
  No, he was the cum slave. He was the one that had to clean it up

    ToeBeans +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseyitneverbegan:

houellebecq +2h +7 / -0
{IMG}

asshole +2h +4 / -0
I had a dream like that once, butt it wasnt my friend

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-10-02T23Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Alice In Chains - No Excuses
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +9 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A חיפוש הערות. 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

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AUTHOR: Maximus
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HOLE: N/A
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URL: {IMG}
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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-01-24T17Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon gets to the root of the problem
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +103 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Penny +42m +23 / -0
i hate this stupid fucking site :marseyrage:

  Salamander +10m +14 / -0
  Just sit on the edge of the bed and read it in the dark with your phone

    Penny +1m +12 / -0
    i can read it but i don't wanna :marseygiveup:

      Salamander +1m +10 / -0
      I hate it too, but I'm just :marseyattentionseeker: because I'm trying to get a boyfriend

        Penny +1m +11 / -0
        :@salamanderpat: ily bb u r my fav scrote

          Salamander +1m +10 / -0
          :@pennypat: :marseyblush:

        KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1h +6 / -0
        Why do you need a boyfriend when you have us?

          Salamander +1h +4 / -0
          Because I'm a woman :marseyitsover:

            KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +5 / -0
            I was being ironic. :marseyitsoverwereback:

  BrokeBackBuck +4m +12 / -0
  Is it really just this site? Or is it just the internet in general? You can't read the comments without being logged in?

    Penny +3m +15 / -0
    i don't need to read the comments tho i just wanna read the comics :marseyrage:

      BrokeBackBuck +1m +14 / -0
      :marseyxd: this is the first time I've ever heard of this
      I'm so sorry :marseycheerup:

      Dramacel +2h +4 / -0
      You can see the comments without being logged in, retard
      :#marseyfacepalm:

        Penny +12m +3 /

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-06-24T20Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: :marseyjamming:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +7m +6 / -0
{MP4}

  Maximus +1m +5 / -0
  :marseyjamming:

    garlicdoors +1m +4 / -0
    {MP4}

      Maximus +1m +4 / -0
      :marseyvibing:

        garlicdoors +1m +4 / -0
        {MP4}

          Maximus +4m +4 / -0
          :marseyjam: so good

            garlicdoors +52s +4 / -0
            {MP4}

              Maximus +55s +4 / -0
              :marseyjamming:

peepeehands +5m +4 / -0
:#marseyvibing:

  Maximus +2m +4 / -0
  :marseyvibing: @tnt

    peepeehands +2m +4 / -0
    :#marseytnt:

      Maximus +1m +4 / -0
      :marseyvibing: @dramamine

        Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
        :#marseyjam:

    TariqNasheed +12m +3 / -0
    :marseyvibing: @penny

      Maximus +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyvibing: @dramacel

        Penny +2m +3 / -0
        :marseyvibing: @absinthe

          Maximus +2m +3 / -0
          :marseyvibing: @sylveon

            Penny +4m +3 / -0
            :marseyvibing: @grizzly

              Maximus +3m +3 / -0
              :marseyvibing: @marseyismywaifu

                Penny +4m +3 / -0
                :marseyv

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-03-14T23Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Nephew - Medes
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +3m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  Maximus +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyvibing:

    garlicdoors +1m +2 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}
    {YOUTUBE}

      Maximus +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing:

        garlicdoors +1m +2 / -0
        {YOUTUBE}

          Maximus +1m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            garlicdoors +1m +2 / -0
            {YOUTUBE}
            {YOUTUBE}
            {YOUTUBE}
            {YOUTUBE}
            {YOUTUBE}

              Maximus +37s +2 / -0
              :marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing:222

                garlicdoors +5m +2 / -0
                {YOUTUBE}
                {YOUTUBE}
                {YOUTUBE}
                {YOUTUBE}

                  Maximus +3m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    garlicdoors +2m +2 / -0
                    {YOUTUBE}
                    {YOUTUBE}
                    {YOUTUBE}
                    {YOUTUBE}

                      Maximus +1m +2 / -0
                      :marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing:555

                        garlicdoors +1m +2 / -0
                        {YOUTUBE}
                        {YOUTUBE}
                        {YOUTUBE}
                        {YOUTUBE}

                          Maximus +3m +2 / -0
                          :marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvibing::marseyvib

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2024-05-19T19Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon has a schizo moment
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +36 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BussydoFollower +3h +5 / -0
This is just a fetish

dude_pussy_lmao +1h +5 / -0
>when you get banned from the .win so you make your own 4chan
{IMG}

Freak-Off +4h +3 / -0
Fake and gay

  Maximus +5m +2 / -0
  :marseyconfused:

    Freak-Off +1h +2 / -0
    I was going to say gay attention but hit the wrong key.

      Maximus +5m +2 / -0
      :marseycheerup:

Tude +10h +2 / -0
We should make our own

  Maximus +1m +1 / -0
  :#marseydisconcerting:

    Tude +1m +2 / -0
    I'm not joking, I really think we should. It would be a good way to get away from the rdrama jannies if we wanted to

      Maximus +1m +1 / -0
      :#marseyfedposthmmm:

        Tude +49s +2 / -0
        I'm not joking. We should do it.

          Maximus +1m +1 / -0
          {IMG}

            Tude +1m +2 / -0
            It would be good for drama

              Maximus +1m +1 / -0
              :#marseyfedposthmmm: .tard

                Tude +1m +2 / -0
                I'm not joking. We should do it. .tard

                  Maximus +1m +1 / -0
                  :#marseyfedposthmmm: .sad

                    Tude +1m +2 / -0
                    I'm not joking. We should do it. .sad

                      Maximus +2m +1 / -0
                      :#marseyfedposthmmm: .cum

                        Tude

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-05-04T15Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon is a literal cuckold
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +69 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +1h +25 / -0
:marseyxd:
Theres so much detail

  Maximus +3m +14 / -0
  :marseybeanrelieved: thank god someone gets it

    SpookyFartMan69 +4m +10 / -0
    It's so weirdly specific. The fact that he's a cuck but also knows his wife is cheating and it's somehow his fault.
    The fact that his wife is cheating with her 12 yr old neighbor is just too much :marseyxd:

      Maximus +4m +12 / -0
      >The fact that his wife is cheating with her 12 yr old neighbor
      :#marseyyikes:

      smolchickentenders +1h +6 / -0
      You mean the neighbor's 12 year old son? :marseyeggirl:

        SpookyFartMan69 +6m +4 / -0
        :marseyfemboy: :marseyfrozenchosen:
        :marseymanysuchcases:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +13 / -0
I love this one so much. It's just so fucking funny

  Maximus +2m +12 / -0
  {IMG}

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4m +8 / -0
    I can't tell if he's a libertarian or not

      Maximus +2m +10 / -0
      :#marseywoodchipper2:

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +6 / -0
        I'm still confused

          Maximus +2m +9 / -0
          {IMG}

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +41m +5 / -0
            Oh ok that makes sense

      WeThreeKweens +1h +4 / -0
      He’s a pedo, but he’s also a cuck :marseyxd:

Downie +2

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2025-04-08T19Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: :pepoboner:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ACA +1h +6 / -0
I am not going to make a corn hole to post it, but I will give the award to whoever does

  Maximus +1m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

    ACA +4m +5 / -0
    I can't believe it, I have never seen a girl with a penis

      Maximus +2m +5 / -0
      :marseyaware:

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +37m +5 / -0
  Just make the hole and give yourself the award, retard.

    ACA +5m +4 / -0
    I have a 1-day ban award, I would have to wait until it expires. I can't do it for myself, I'd have to give it to someone else, and I don't want to be seen as an asshole, and I also don't want to give it to someone who would abuse it. I also don't want to give it to someone who would abuse the hole and delete it. I don't want to give it to someone who would abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse it and delete the hole and abuse

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-03-06T21Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon gets the swirly
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +1m +14 / -0
>be me
>be 6'3" 230lbs
>be in highschool
>be in the gym
>be trying to do a pull up
>be in the middle of the pull up
>be pulled off the bar
>be face to face with 2 kids I don't know
>be asked if I want to fight
>be told I'm a "bitch"
>be told I'm 100lbs lighter than them
>be told I'm not gonna win
>be told I'm gonna get a swirly
>be told I'm not gonna like it
>be told I'm gonna be turned into a twink
>be told I'm gonna be raped
>be told I'm gonna be made to swallow a dick
>be told I'm gonna be made to wear a wig
>be told I'm gonna be made to wear a skirt
>be told I'm gonna be made to wear panties
>be told I'm gonna be made to wear a bra
>be told I'm gonna be made to wear a dress
>be told I'm gonna be made to wear a wig
>be told I'm gonna be made to wear a skirt
>be told I'm gonna be made to wear panties
>be told I'm gonna be made to wear a bra
>be told I'm gonna be made to wear a dress
>be told I'm gonna be made to wear a wig
>be told I'm gonna be made to wear a skirt
>be told I'm gonna be made to wear panties
>be told I'm gonna be made to wear a bra
>be told I'm gonna be made to wear a dress
>be told I'm gonna be made to wear a wig
>be told I'm gonna be made to wear a skirt
>be told I'm gonna be made to wear panties
>be told I'm gonna be made to wear a bra
>be told I'm gonna be made to wear a dress
>be told I'm gonna be made to wear a wig
>

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2025-05-10T19Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon is a sex addict
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +11m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  Maximus +2m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

    Enrico_Motassa +3m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

      Maximus +1m +6 / -0
      {IMG}

        Enrico_Motassa +3m +5 / -0
        {IMG}

          Maximus +1m +6 / -0
          {IMG}

            Enrico_Motassa +1m +5 / -0
            {IMG}

              Maximus +1m +5 / -0
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                Enrico_Motassa +2m +5 / -0
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                  Maximus +2m +4 / -0
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    Aba +1h +2 / -0
    :marseyexcitedgif:

  Transformers +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

Chevywrecker +17m +4 / -0
I thought about this today. I had a dream about an old acquaintance and the only way i was able to block the dream from my consciousness was by thinking about sex... :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2:

  Maximus +1m +3 / -0
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    Chevywrecker +42s +3 / -0
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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2022-10-22T00Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Lil Pump - Fashion
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A: N/A: N/A
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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-02-24T17Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon is a moosic legend
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KneeGrowsSteel +1h +3 / -0
what's the point of being a musician if you're not going to give your fans some good ol' fashioned bussy? me me

whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
Hey! That's me! me! me!

  Maximus +1m +2 / -0
  Post bussy :marseybuff:

    whyareyou +1m +2 / -0
    I'm too fat to fit in your mouth

      Maximus +2m +2 / -0
      :marseygiveup:

        whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
        You're welcome

whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
and just like that, another bardfinned. me! me!

  Maximus +1m +2 / -0
  :marseygiveup: me!@whyareyou

    whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
    :marseyagreefast: me!@maximus

      Maximus +1m +2 / -0
      :marseysulk:

        whyareyou +1m +2 / -0
        :marseycheerup: me!@maximus

          Maximus +1m +2 / -0
          :marseygiveup:

            whyareyou +10m +2 / -0
            :marseydisagreefast: you're not going to make it this way

              Maximus +2m +2 / -0
              :marseysulk:

                whyareyou +1m +2 / -0
                :marseycheerup: I love you

                  Maximus +5m +2 / -0
                  :marseyblowkiss: me!@whyareyou me!@whyareyou

                    whyareyou +15m +2 / -0
                    :marseydisagree: no more

                      Maximus

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-11-16T16Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon's a father
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +44 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +5m +31 / -0
> he's not even a good father
:#marseyitsover:

  Maximus +1m +27 / -0
  :#marseyitneverbegan:

  Downie +4h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

Downie +3m +23 / -0
>Become a father
>Still can't get pussy
:marseyitsover:

  Maximus +32s +15 / -0
  :marseytabletired2:

    Downie +5m +17 / -0
    {IMG}

      Maximus +4m +12 / -0
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        Downie +1m +13 / -0
        {IMG}

          Maximus +4m +10 / -0
          :#marseydepressed:

      tempest +1h +10 / -0
      :#marseyspit:
      is this real??

        Downie +1h +8 / -0
        It's the 2012 suicide hotline and they had a whole page of it
        https://suicidehotline.com/why-suicide/

      WayOut +14m +7 / -0
      I've been waiting to get out of the loop for a long time. Please tell me it's real.

        Downie +4m +9 / -0
        It's the 2012 suicide hotline and they had a whole page of it
        https://suicidehotline.com/why-suicide/

          WayOut +2m +6 / -0
          :marseyxd: I remember that site, this is the first time I see this one.

  Wuzizname +2h +6 / -0
  No one wants to fuck a guy who's raising a baby because babies are fucking annoying.

    Downie +27m +5 / -0
    The kid is like 12 and the mom is 37

      W

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2022-09-14T00Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Mr. Rogers - It's You!
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +16 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
lmaoprankt +12m +4 / -0
I watched it with my mom and she said “oh you should watch it with your kids someday.” I don’t have kids but I still watch it sometimes.

  Maximus +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseyboomer:yy

  userturkey13 +25m +3 / -0
  You can watch it with me :marseyill:

    lmaoprankt +1h +2 / -0
    I would but I’m already in a relationship with a cat. I’m sorry.

      userturkey13 +2m +3 / -0
      :#marseygiveup:

Cao_Cao +2h +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
The real reason to watch this show.y

  Maximus +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyxd:y

    Cao_Cao +2m +3 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}
    This is the real reason to watch it.

      Maximus +3m +2 / -0
      :marseysniff: :marseycarp2:

        Cao_Cao +1m +2 / -0
        {YOUTUBE}
        This is the *real* reason to watch it.y

          Maximus +3m +2 / -0
          :#marseyblush:y

            Cao_Cao +6m +2 / -0
            {YOUTUBE}
            This is the *real* reason to watch it. :marseyboomer:

              Maximus +5m +2 / -0
              :#marseysoypoint: it's himy

                Cao_Cao +1m +2 / -0
                {YOUTUBE}
                This is the *real* reason to watch it. :marseyboomer:y

                  Maximus +1m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-11-19T15Z
HOLE: pepe
TITLE: Pepe Appreciation Post
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
COMMENTS:
asshole +8m +11 / -0
{GIF}
!slots111

Cute_Good_Friend +1h +7 / -0
{IMG}

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +4 / -0
Cute pepe: {IMG}

  Maximus +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseyslurpfast:

  Cute_Good_Friend +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseylicking2:

  UraniumDonGER +15h +2 / -0
  :#marseybiting:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +6h +2 / -0
    :#marseyslurpfast:

  UraniumDonGER +15h +2 / -0
  :#marseybiting: ott

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +6h +2 / -0
    :#marseyslurpfast: ott

      UraniumDonGER +1h +2 / -0
      :#marseybiting: ott

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
        :#marseyslurpfast: ott

          UraniumDonGER +6m +2 / -0
          :#marseybiting: ott

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            :#marseyslurpfast: ott

              UraniumDonGER +5m +2 / -0
              :#marseybiting: ott

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                :#marseyslurpfast: ott

                  UraniumDonGER +6m +2 / -0
                  :#marseybiting: ott

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                    :#marseysl

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2024-12-27T18Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon's coworkers
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +66 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +3m +51 / -1
{IMG}

  jesus +36m +19 / -1
  :#marseyshesright:

  Domnhall +20m +14 / -1
  :#marseyhesright:

  Lv999_Slime_God +38m +14 / -1
  This is just common sense tbh

  coned +1h +10 / -1
  why would you ever want to be friends with a woman

    misterwigger +1h +7 / -1
    The sex is a great bonus. I just want to be friends with women :marseyshrug:

      coned +4m +7 / -1
      the sex is a terrible bonus. it's a trap. they'll always want you to do something they don't want to do. :uhuh:

        misterwigger +1m +12 / -1
        > they'll always want you to do something they don't want to do.
        :#marseyshesright:

          coned +1m +5 / -1
          yeah that's why i'm always like
          hey babe let's go get dinner and then go back to my place and have sex!
          i'm just being a good friend. :smoke:

            misterwigger +2m +4 / -1
            This is very good. You must do this. :marseythumbsup:

  misterwigger +1h +7 / -1
  {MP4}

  BWC +2h +4 / -1
  :#marseytruthnuke:

  Guzzy +7h +3 / -1
  :marseyme:

Geralt_of_Uganda +15m +22 / -1
:marseyme:
{IMG}

  DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +10 / -1
  {IMG}

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2024-01-14T14Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon gets a job at a daycare
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +55 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +26 / -0
:#marseyeggirl:

  jesus +5h +3 / -0
  :#marseyshreddedmanletrentfree:

JannieJihad +43m +24 / -0
{IMG}
:marseyxd:

UncleBen +19m +17 / -0
> "What's going on, anon?"
>> He's just trying to help the kids with their emotional development. :marseywholesometrans:

arsey +1h +11 / -0
I'm sure there is a pedo who would get off on this and would be the perfect pedo for this job.

  jesus +4h +3 / -0
  >rdrama user
  >thinking there aren't 5000 pedos on rdrama
  :#surejan:

    arsey +1m +3 / -0
    I know there are but not one of them would be the perfect pedo for this job.

      jesus +1m +2 / -0
      >implying there's some perfect pedo for any job
      :#clueless:

        arsey +1m +2 / -0
        I'm sure there is. Like the perfect pedo for a day care worker would be a 50 year old trans woman who fucks kids.

          jesus +5m +2 / -0
          > I'm sure there is
          :#surejan:
          > Like the perfect pedo for a day care worker would be a 50 year old trans woman who fucks kids
          :#clueless:
          Also, @grue :#shutupmale: :#cope:

            Grue +20m +2 / -0
            >talking to a woman
            >he thinks I’m male
            :#marseyxd:

              jesus +3m +2 / -0
              > :#marseycope:
              >talking to a woman
              :#marseyshes

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2024-08-07T21Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: J. Cole - No Role Modelz (Official Music Video) ft. Kendrick Lamar
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A הערות הערות	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout	cout cout

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-11-23T16Z
HOLE: pepe
TITLE: Anon has a plan
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +46 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +13 / -0
that's a good thing

DHS_ICE +1h +9 / -0
{IMG}

  Maximus +2m +6 / -0
  :marseyxd:

GovernorOfNewYork +3m +7 / -0
Based and pepepilled :marseyfedoratip:

ConchShell +24m +6 / -0
:#marseyxd:

DaddyReagan +46m +5 / -0
That's not how a cia black site works you retard.

  Maximus +1m +6 / -0
  :marseyspecial:

  Geniud2 +19h +1 / -0
  :#marseyspecial:

Pomodorodorodoro +2h +3 / -0
I know this is a pepe hole, but this is just a bad picture of a tulpamancer.

  Maximus +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

JohnDevereaux +4h +1 / -0
{IMG}

  Maximus +2m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    JohnDevereaux +3m +1 / -0
    :marseykingcrown:

      Maximus +1m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2024-08-02T20Z
HOLE: pepe
TITLE: :marseysmug3:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
box +2h +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-01-22T18Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon is a hard worker
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +46 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GovernorOfNewYork +12m +25 / -0
> That job is for women and niggers
:#marseyhesright:

  gerudo +1m +12 / -0
  > for women
  but not black women?

    GovernorOfNewYork +1m +16 / -0
    Black women are the most disgusting of all. It's like a cow got put through the processing plant and didn't get turned into ground beef.

      gerudo +3m +6 / -0
      :marseyconfused:

        GovernorOfNewYork +1m +17 / -0
        Do you want to see a picture of a black woman?
        :#marseyeldritchnut:

          gerudo +1m +13 / -0
          :marseyeldritchnutpat:

            GovernorOfNewYork +1m +16 / -0
            :#marseyeldritchpussy:

              gerudo +55s +12 / -0
              :marseyeldritchpussy:
              :marseyeldritchpussy:
              :marseyeldritchpussy:

                GovernorOfNewYork +3m +10 / -0
                :#marseyeldritchpussy:
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                  gerudo +1m +4 / -0
                  :marseyeldritchpussy:
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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-08-15T17Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: The Black Crowes - Wiser Time
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A !slots123 !slots246
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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-05-21T18Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon is a big boy
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +35 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheDunceonMaster +3m +18 / -0
:#marseybigbrain:

  Maximus +1m +14 / -0
  {IMG}

    TheDunceonMaster +1m +12 / -0
    :#marseycock:

      Maximus +2m +10 / -0
      :#marseycockvore:

        TheDunceonMaster +1m +10 / -0
        :#marseyvore2:

          Maximus +2m +10 / -0
          :#marseyslurpfast:

            TheDunceonMaster +46s +10 / -0
            :#marseyvampeek:

              Maximus +1m +11 / -0
              :#marseyskeleton2:

                TheDunceonMaster +1m +9 / -0
                :#marseyskeleton:

                  Maximus +1m +9 / -0
                  :#marseyskinnedwalk:

                    TheDunceonMaster +1m +8 / -0
                    :#marseyskeleton2:

                      Maximus +1m +8 / -0
                      :#marseyskellington:

                        TheDunceonMaster +1m +8 / -0
                        :#marseyskeleton:

                          Maximus +1m +8 / -0
                          :#marseyskeleton3:

                            TheDunceonMaster +2m +8 / -0
                            :#marseyskeleton2:

Cathedral +1m +17 / -0
:#marseycoomer2:

  Maximus +2m +12 / -0
  {IMG}

    Cathedral +1m +10 / -0
    :#marseycumplosion:

      Maximus +1m +9 / -0
      {IMG}

        Cathedral +1m +11 / -0
        {IMG}
        :#marseynut:

          Maximus +1m +11 / -

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2025-03-02T20Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Maximus' favorite song
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2022-06-17T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The thin blue line is in reality a thick orange line :marseytroublemaker:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +36 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +20 / -0
what are you talking about, the thin blue line is a _literal_ line
{IMG}

  Maximus +2m +10 / -0
  :marseythinkorino:

  Gindisi +1h +5 / -0
  It's a thin blue line

  Dramacel +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseyconfused:

    peepeehands +1m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      Dramacel +5m +3 / -0
      :#marseythinkorino:

        peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          Dramacel +2m +3 / -0
          :#marseythinkorino:

  Chtorrr +1h +2 / -0
  There is only one correct blue line, and it is in the sky.

GT +5m +8 / -0
The reality is the line is a blue and orange one

  Maximus +1m +9 / -0
  {IMG}

    GT +1m +7 / -0
    :#marseyxd:ed

  cyberdick +2h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

FoidBlaster +22m +5 / -0
Damn, I'm gonna have to start using this one from now on.

  Maximus +2m +4 / -0
  :marseytroublemaker:

BorgQueenPolycule +13m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  Maximus +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

  Dramacel +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  J +2h +1 / -0
  I dont get it, are they both cops?

    BorgQueenPolycule +1h +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-04-03T00Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon is a bully
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +55 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&:#marseywould:&&
&&:#marseywouldnt:&&
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +3m +30 / -0
:marseyxd: He was right about the gay flag in the back

  Maximus +1m +19 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  Eleganza +27m +10 / -0
  i hate how they're so wide now that they're impossible to miss. i'm at a point where i'll never see a fag flag in my life again. like it's not even a :marseynoooticer: thing, just the only time i see them is at pride events. do they just live in the bay area or something

    BigBussyHunter +1m +8 / -0
    They are everywhere and I'm not going to pretend I haven't seen them around town. I'm just not looking at them, hunny :marseysmug2:

      Eleganza +1m +6 / -0
      :marseykingcrown: i'm so tired of seeing them though. not even just the fag ones, the pride ones, the trans ones, the pride and trans ones, the fag and trans ones, the pride and fag and trans ones. it's all been so fucking much

        BigBussyHunter +1m +7 / -0
        I'm on my way to the county fair and I'm hoping there will be some fun new things to see :marseyexcited:

    TheOverSeether +3h +7 / -0
    :#marseyhomofascist:
    :#marseyhomosupremacist:
    :#marseyhomofascist:

    smolchickentenders +4h +4 / -0
    It's because they're no longer a signal of danger :marseynoooticer:

      Eleganza +4m +3 / -0
      it's so weird to me how they've just changed from a "if i see this i know to stay away from this area"

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2024-09-20T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyme:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +5m +10 / -0
I'm the guy going up to random women in the park and asking if they're single

  Maximus +1m +10 / -0
  :marseynotes:

  1 +48m +6 / -0
  I'm the guy asking for a cup of sugar and trying to grab the ankle when she stands up to get it

  retard +41m +5 / -0
  @birdenthusiast :marseyheart:

    peepeehands +24m +6 / -0
    I am a man of culture

      retard +10m +6 / -0
      And she's a woman of birds. It was a match made in heaven

    birdenthusiast +1h +5 / -0
    :marseyadmire:

  RetardedBackpack +2m +4 / -0
  I'm the guy who's like "yeah I'm single what's up?"

  BigBlackCockatiel +1h +4 / -0
  I'm the guy going up to random women in the park and asking if they're single, but I'm also the guy going up to random women in the park and asking if they're single.

  Aba +1h +4 / -0
  {IMG}
  :marseyme:

asshole +17m +6 / -0
{IMG}
!slots1000

  Maximus +3m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    asshole +1m +5 / -0
    {IMG}
    !slots1000

      Maximus +1m +5 / -0
      :marseyshook: :marseysoypointgold:

        asshole +30m +4 / -0
        {IMG}
        !slots1000

  whyareyou +4h +2 / -0
  !slots 1000

Cute_Good_Friend +17m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-06-08T22Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: T.I. & DJ Paul - I'm Goin' In (feat. Lil Wyte & Young Dro)
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyvibing:
COMMENTS: N/A
!slots222
!slots222

  Maximus +3m +1 / -0
  :#marseyrain:
  !slots222

    Maximus +10s +1 / -0
    :#marseyjam:

      Maximus +42s +1 / -0
      :#marseybeggar:
      !slots222

        Maximus +16s +1 / -0
        :#marseydepressed:
        !slots222

          Maximus +1m +1 / -0
          :#marseycool2:
          !slots222

            Maximus +47s +1 / -0
            :#marseyitsover:
            !slots222

              Maximus +30s +1 / -0
              :#marseywereback:
              !slots222

                Maximus +1m +1 / -0
                :#marseywerebackyall:
                !slots222

                  Maximus +34s +1 / -0
                  :#marseywerebackyall:
                  !slots222

                    Maximus +28s +1 / -0
                    :#marseywerebackyall:
                    !slots222

                      Maximus +35s +1 / -0
                      :#marseywerebackyall:
                      !slots222

                        Maximus +2m +1 / -0
                        :#marseywerebackyall:
                        !slots222

                          Maximus +28s +1 / -0
                          :#marseywerebackyall:
                          !slots222

                            Maximus +40s +1 / -0
                            :#marseywerebackyall:
                            !slots222

                      Maximus

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-07-29T23Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Tom Waits - New Orleans
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔
COMMENTS: N/A סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 ott סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 ott סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 ott סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔
COMMENTS: N/Aает סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 ott סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 ott סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 ott סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 ott סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 ott סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 ott סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 ott סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 ott סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 ott סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 ott סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 ott סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 ott סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 ott סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 ott סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 ott סתור את זה, זה לא מוגן ב-CC. 😔 ott סתור

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-07-22T19Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Dixie Chicks - Goodbye Earl
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Penny +4m +3 / -0
u just know ur moids gonna listen to this bb 😘😘

  Maximus +1m +3 / -0
  :marseysmug2:

    Penny +1m +3 / -0
    :marseyxd: i love this bb

Maximus +4m +3 / -0
@peepeehands

  peepeehands +2m +3 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    Maximus +1m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
      i want to fuck that cow :horny:

        Maximus +1m +3 / -0
        :marseysoypoint: :marseysneed:

          peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
          :#marseycow:

            Maximus +2m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
              :#marseybooba: :#marseymommymilkers:

                Maximus +5m +3 / -0
                :marseyflushzoomzoom:

peepeehands +3m +3 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  Maximus +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseycowboy:

    peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseycow: :#marseycow: :#marseycow: :#marseycow: :#marseycow: :#marseycow: :#marseycow: :#marseycow:

      Maximus +1m +3 / -0
      :marseysoypoint: :marseycowboy: :marseycow: :marseycow: :marseycow: :marseycow: :marseycow: :marseyc

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-12-21T16Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon has a crush
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +77 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +33 / -0
:#marseywould:

  Maximus +3m +34 / -0
  {IMG}

    carpathianflorist +44s +22 / -0
    :#marseywould:

  Lv999_Slime_God +1h +9 / -0
  :#marseywould:

  fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck +3h +4 / -0
  :#marseywould:

  EskomYiffKongHouse +3h +3 / -0
  :marseywould:

  6-9 +3h +3 / -0
  :#marseywould:

peepeehands +4m +26 / -0
:#marseywould: :#marseymommymilkers:

  Maximus +3m +19 / -0
  {IMG}

    peepeehands +1m +17 / -0
    i would lick her toes

      Maximus +45s +18 / -0
      {IMG}

        peepeehands +29s +15 / -0
        :#marseyokaymilk:

          Maximus +55s +15 / -0
          {IMG}

            peepeehands +1m +17 / -0
            {IMG}

              Maximus +38s +14 / -0
              :marseyagreefast:

                peepeehands +31s +14 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Maximus +1m +11 / -0
                  :marseyagree:

                  GubeRubenstein +1h +6 / -0
                  :#marseywould:

                  fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck +3h +3 / -0
                  :#marseywould:

              fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck +3h +3 / -0
              :#marseywould:

        GubeRubenstein +1h +5 / -0

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-02-23T13Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon makes a good point
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AnHeroedOats +1h +5 / -0
I know I’m not the only one who has a weird relationship with time. I have no sense of how much time passes, I just know that I’m not where I want to be when I look at a clock :marseydeadinside2:
<sub> I should probably go to bed early :marseysleep:

  Maximus +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseycheerup:

  Dramacel +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseycheerup:
  we all have our struggles

    AnHeroedOats +15m +3 / -0
    I’m fine, I’m just slightly tired :marseygiveup:

      Dramacel +2m +3 / -0
      :#marseycheerup: :#marseyexcitedpat:

  userturkey13 +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseygiveup:

    AnHeroedOats +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseysad:

Elias_Acorn +1h +3 / -0
I could do this if I could actually get a job :marseycry:

  Dramacel +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseycheerup: 2
  soon anon, soon :marseysal:

    Elias_Acorn +2m +2 / -0
    I am looking for a part time job :marseysal: but I'm also a lazy :marseyantiwork: and don't want to drive to a job and not actually be able to work there :marseycry: thanks for the support though :marseyembrace:

      Dramacel +4m +2 / -0
      :#marseycheerup: 2
      im sure you'll find one anon, and if you don't, you're still awesome :marseyblowkiss:

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2024-01-02T15Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon is a coal burner :marseyblackcock:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Losercel +10m +17 / -0
{IMG}

  Maximus +1m +10 / -0
  :marseyxd:

  cyberdick +3h +6 / -0
  !coalburners

cyberdick +1h +12 / -0
what did he mean by this
{IMG}
:#marseyconfused2:

  Zuzie +17m +6 / -0
  :marseyblackcock:

  Lv999_Slime_God +1h +4 / -0
  I'm still not getting it. What's the joke?

    cyberdick +1m +4 / -0
    :marseyconfused2:

      Lv999_Slime_God +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyconfused2:

      Lv999_Slime_God +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyconfused2:

        cyberdick +1m +3 / -0
        :marseyconfused2:

          Lv999_Slime_God +1m +3 / -0
          :marseyconfused2:

            cyberdick +2m +3 / -0
            :marseyconfused2:

              Lv999_Slime_God +1m +3 / -0
              :marseyconfused2:

                cyberdick +1m +3 / -0
                :marseyconfused2:

                  Lv999_Slime_God +2m +3 / -0
                  :marseyconfused2:

                    cyberdick +3m +3 / -0
                    :marseyconfused2:

                      Lv999_Slime_God +1m +3 / -0
                      :marseyconfused2:

                        cyberdick +4m +3 / -0
                        :marseyconfused2:

                          Lv999_Slime_God +3

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2024-11-01T22Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: 50 Cent - Candy Shop
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Mayor_McCheese +1h +2 / -0
The song is a bop but the music video is fucking gay as hell...otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton.otton

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-02-04T19Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon's dog
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +19m +14 / -0
>be me
>be dog
>be hungry
>be lazy
>be hungry
>be lazy
>be hungry
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>be lazy
>be hungry
>be lazy

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-12-15T20Z
HOLE: pepe
TITLE: :marseyflirt:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +9 / -0
{IMG}

  Maximus +2m +8 / -0
  {IMG}

  Redactor0 +1h +6 / -0
  I like this one. I'm not sure if it's a joke or a real image.

    peepeehands +2m +7 / -0
    https://www.google.com/search?q=pepe+asian+girl

      Redactor0 +3m +6 / -0
      :#marseydespair:

        peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
        {IMG}

          Redactor0 +3m +5 / -0
          It's almost like I've been on the internet for 15 years and I've had to see this before. :marseyunamused:

            peepeehands +5m +5 / -0
            {IMG}

              Redactor0 +2m +5 / -0
              I want to go back to the 1990s when I had never seen that.

                peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Redactor0 +1m +3 / -0
                  :#marseysweating:
                  I'm not sure what this is but I don't like it.

                    peepeehands +45s +3 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Redactor0 +1m +3 / -0
                      :marseycringe2:
                      I'll never get used to this.

                        peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Redactor0 +6m +3 / -0
                          Is that one of those really really really long tits that they have in Thailand? :marseysweating:

                            peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
                            {IMG}

    peepeehands +4m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

      Redactor0 +5m +5 / -0
      :#marseydespair

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2024-06-26T21Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: La Roux - Bulletproof
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
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Patsy +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyjamming:yy

  Maximus +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseyvibing:y :#marseyvibing: tittyy :#marseyvibing:y :#marseyvibing: titty

    Patsy +36s +2 / -0
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DATE: 2025-02-22T14Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon is a true patriot
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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2024-07-13T21Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: The High Strung - The Last Man
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +6 / -1
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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2024-02-04T16Z
HOLE: pepe
TITLE: :marseyamogus:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +59 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Wuzizname +2m +11 / -0
UWU HEY BOO! UUUUWUUU!
:#pepezoomerhair:

Biggles +1h +4 / -0
:#!marseyamogus:

antiracist_tulpa +3m +4 / -0
amogus :marseyamogus:

  Maximus +2m +4 / -0
  :marseyamogus:

Dramamine +3h +3 / -0
I'm literally this guy

BussyAtomSmasher +5h +2 / -0
Where is the amogus?

  Maximus +1m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    BussyAtomSmasher +4m +2 / -0
    Thanks bb

      Maximus +56s +2 / -0
      :marseyamogus:

        BussyAtomSmasher +4m +2 / -0
        :marseyembrace:

  Maximus +1m +1 / -0
  :marseyamogus: @pizzashill

    BussyAtomSmasher +4m +2 / -0
    :marseyagree: @pizzashill

      Maximus +56s +2 / -0
      :marseyamogus: @pizzashill

        BussyAtomSmasher +4m +2 / -0
        :marseydisagree: @pizzashill

          Maximus +4m +2 / -0
          :marseyamogus: @pizzashill

            BussyAtomSmasher +2m +2 / -0
            :marseyagreefast: @pizzashill

              Maximus +53s +2 / -0
              :marseyamogus: @pizzashill

                BussyAtomSmasher +1h +2 / -0
                :m

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2024-07-18T20Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: N.E.R.D - Mr. Shekelstein
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
dawgs +21m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  Maximus +1m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

  Maximus +2m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    dawgs +47m +2 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:

  Maximus +3m +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    dawgs +48m +2 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:

  Maximus +5m +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    dawgs +47m +2 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:

  Maximus +7m +1 / -0
  {IMG}cott

    dawgs +48m +2 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:ott

  Maximus +10m +1 / -0
  {IMG}cott

    dawgs +47m +2 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:ott

  Maximus +12m +1 / -0
  {IMG}cott

    dawgs +47m +2 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:ott

  Maximus +14m +1 / -0
  {IMG}cott

    dawgs +47m +2 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:ott

  Maximus +16m +1 / -0
  {IMG}cott

    dawgs +47m +2 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:ott

  Maximus +17m +1 / -0
  {IMG}cott

    dawgs +47m +2 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:ott

  Maximus +20m +1 / -

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2025-06-27T15Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon is a poorcel
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +57 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&:marseyme:&&
COMMENTS:
DHS_ICE +11m +22 / -0
{IMG}

  UraniumDonGER +1h +10 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:
  !jannies please pin this post

    DHS_ICE +1h +8 / -0
    :#marseyhesfluffyyouknow:

      UraniumDonGER +25m +4 / -0
      :#marseyfluffyannoyed:

        DHS_ICE +1h +4 / -0
        {IMG}

  Maximus +1m +9 / -0
  :pepoboner:

  Salvadore_Ally +1h +6 / -0
  :#marseytruthnuke:

  robotron2084 +4h +4 / -0
  This but unironically

  WayOut +1h +3 / -0
  Where did you get this picture of me?

Chevywrecker +1m +17 / -0
You ever notice how a lot of the time when you're in a good mood and then you get a text or a call from a friend or something and it's not an emergency or urgent or anything it's just a hello and it's like "whoa wtf i was in a good mood" like the tone of voice or whatever is just like a downer and it's like "oh shit sorry buddy i can't chat now i'm on a roll" but then you feel bad and you can't enjoy the good mood you had.

  Maximus +2m +15 / -0
  :marseyknowthatfeelbro:

  WayOut +1h +6 / -0
  We're all in this together :marseyknowthatfeelbro:

  Chapose +1h +4 / -0
  Sometimes I tell my friends that I cant talk cause Im 'having a good time' to avoid this but sometimes they just dont get it.

    Chevywrecker +17m +5 / -0
    "I'm having

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-05-04T20Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon has a nervous breakdown
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +34 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyfoidretard:
COMMENTS:
BWC +11m +20 / -0
{IMG}

  Maximus +4m +11 / -0
  :#marseysniff:

  WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +3 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/post/167877/why-you-should-never-let-woman/4089448#context
  She is black

King-Krazy +2m +13 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy: this is so fake its not even funny:#marseykingkrazy:

  Maximus +1m +20 / -0
  {IMG}

    King-Krazy +4m +7 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy: no I mean the "oh my god she's so pretty" part:#marseykingkrazy:

      Maximus +1m +13 / -0
      {IMG}

        King-Krazy +4m +15 / -0
        :#marseykingkrazy: I will NOT be simping for this :#marseykingkrazy:

          Maximus +2m +17 / -0
          {IMG}

            King-Krazy +2m +10 / -0
            :#marseykingkrazy: don't worry I won't be posting anymore foid simping threads:#marseykingkrazy:

              Maximus +5m +12 / -0
              {IMG}

                King-Krazy +4m +11 / -0
                :#marseykingkrazy: you know damn well its fake:#marseykingkrazy:

                  Maximus +2m +8 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    King-Krazy +1m +4 / -0
                    :#marseykingkrazy: I know its fake I just wanna pretend that it isn't:#marseykingkrazy:

                      Maximus +1m +5 / -0
                      {IMG}

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2024-02-17T18Z
HOLE: pepe
TITLE: :pepejannie:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +36 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#pepejannie:
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +1h +3 / -0
:#marseyjanny2: :#marseylaugh: me, janny. I'm not the one with the mop.

  Maximus +2m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    TheOverSeether +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseysmughips: me, janny. I'm not the one with the mop.

      Maximus +1m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        TheOverSeether +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseydisagree: :#marseyjanny: :#marseylaugh: :#marseyshapiro: :#marseylaugh: :#marseyshapiro:

          Maximus +1m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            TheOverSeether +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseysigh: :#marseyjanny: :#marseylaugh: :#marseyshapiro: :#marseylaugh: :#marseyshapiro:

              Maximus +1m +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                TheOverSeether +1m +2 / -0
                :#marseysigh: :#marseyjanny: :#marseylaugh: :#marseyshapiro: :#marseylaugh: :#marseyshapiro:

                  Maximus +5m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    TheOverSeether +1h +2 / -0
                    :#marseysigh: :#marseyjanny: :#marseylaugh: :#marseyshapiro: :#marseylaugh: :#marseyshapiro:

                      Maximus +3m +2 / -0
                      {IMG} me, janny. I'm not the one with the mop.

                        TheOverSeether +3m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2022-09-04T17Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon does a little trolling
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +11 / -0
{IMG}y

  Mello_luvr +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyprotestyes:

garlicdoors +2m +7 / -0
I'd call this a little trolling but this is just normal thing to do when you go to a funeral

  Maximus +5m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

    garlicdoors +4m +5 / -0
    This is also normal. I'm actually more surprised at him not taking a picture of the coffin

Dramacel +33m +5 / -0
He's a dramatard IRL :#marseyxd:

Bussy_Annihilator +1h +2 / -0
{GIF}yy

August +4h +2 / -0
Why would anyone post this without any of the responses?y

  Maximus +3m +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    August +10m +2 / -0
    I don't get it :marseycry:

      Maximus +1m +1 / -0
      {IMG}y

        August +1m +2 / -0
        That's not what I asked :marseyraging:y

          Maximus +1m +1 / -0
          {IMG}cotty

            August +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseyprotestyes:

              Maximus +1m +1 / -0
              {IMG}

                August +59s +2 / -0
                :#marseyprotestyes:

                  Maximus +1m +1 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    August +3m +2 / -0
                    :#marseyprotestyes:y

                      Maximus +2m +1 / -0
                      {IMG}cotty

                        August +2m +2 / -0
                        :#marseyprotestyes:cotty

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2022-09-12T00Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: 24hrs
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyvibing:
COMMENTS:
Biggles +2h +2 / -0
:marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: that you :marseyjamming: have to :marseyjamming: use :marseyjamming: the :marseyjamming: words :marseyjamming: that :marseyjamming: i :marseyjamming: say :marseyjamming:
:marseyjamming:and :marseyjamming: i :marseyjamming: get :marseyjamming: to :marseyjamming: use :marseyjamming: the :marseyjamming: words :marseyjamming: that :marseyjamming: you :marseyjamming: say :marseyjamming:
:marseyjamming:we :marseyjamming: get :marseyjamming: to :marseyjamming: use :marseyjamming: the :marseyjamming: words :marseyjamming: that :marseyjamming: i :marseyjamming: say :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming:and :marseyjamming: i :marseyjamming: get :marseyjamming: to :marseyjamming: use :marseyjamming: the :marseyjamming: words :marseyjamming: that :marseyjamming: you :marseyjamming: say :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming:we :marseyjamming: get :marseyjamming: to :marseyjamming: use :marseyjamming: the :marseyjamming: words :marseyjamming: that :marseyjamming: i :marseyjamming: say :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming:and :marseyjamming: i :marseyjamming: get :

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-11-01T15Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon is a chud
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
:#marseyfrozenchosen:

  Maximus +1m +7 / -0
  :marseydisagree:

    peepeehands +50s +7 / -0
    :#marseychonkerfoid:

      Maximus +1m +7 / -0
      :marseyagree:

      drumpf +14m +4 / -0
      :#marseyobesescale:

  drumpf +16m +4 / -0
  :#marseywould:

arsey +1h +5 / -0
lol what a fuckin chud. I was trying to think of a similar experience. The first time I went to the doctor for my period and it was a black lady who told me to do a period cup. She was so fuckin nice and I was just like "ok." lol
Then when I was going to get a hysterectomy, I had to see a new doctor and it was a black lady who was just like "I'm going to cut your uterus out. Do you consent to that?" I was like "fuck yeah" lol

  Maximus +1m +5 / -0
  I would cut your uterus out :leexcited:

    arsey +1h +4 / -0
    I'd let you. I'm not a big fan of that organ.

      Maximus +1m +4 / -0
      :marseyshy3:

        arsey +2m +4 / -0
        It's ok. I just don't like it.

          Maximus +1m +4 / -0
          :marseysad:

            arsey +2m +3 / -0
            I love you no matter what. You are a good person.

              Maximus +1m +3 / -0
              :marseyshy4:

                arsey +1m +3 / -0
                I love you, Maximus. I think you're a good person.

                  Maximus +

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AUTHOR: Maximus
DATE: 2023-02-22T16Z
HOLE: corn
TITLE: Anon gets pegged
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +70 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
retad7222 +15m +32 / -0
what the fuck is that
trans lives matter

  Maximus +48s +25 / -0
  :#marseycoomer2:

  SupremeShitposter +1h +11 / -0
  Its how you know someone isnt a real gay.

Salamander +1h +26 / -0
Why are the men in this comic so ugly

  duck +1h +10 / -0
  They're incels

  dont_log_me_out +4h +7 / -0
  because they are the straight ones

  JohnDevereaux +7h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

lmaoprankt +11m +23 / -0
I thought this was going to be a picture of me

  Maximus +1m +20 / -0
  :marseyagree:

    lmaoprankt +1m +13 / -0
    What did he mean by this

      Maximus +1m +14 / -0
      :#marseyviewerstare:

        lmaoprankt +1m +13 / -0
        :#marseyshook:

          Maximus +2m +14 / -0
          :#marseyworried:

            lmaoprankt +1m +12 / -0
            :#marseycock:

              Maximus +3m +12 / -0
              :#marseyeldritchnut:

                lmaoprankt +47s +12 / -0
                :#marseynut:

                  Maximus +1m +9 / -0
                  :#marseyheavymetal:

                  JohnDevereaux +8h +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                JohnDevereaux +8h +2 / -0
                {IMG}

          JohnDevereaux +8h +1 / -0
          {IMG}

        JohnDe

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2025-06-06T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Do you think this is the future we're heading towards? :marseythinkorino2: :marseyembrace:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
24-7_ROCK_COCK +2m +3 / -0
my future is doing gay stuff with my friends :marseyembrace:

Goomble +12m +3 / -0
I'm just gonna start fucking that hot Asian chick from My Hero Academia and not give a shit about any of this

  MayflyAlt-98 +11m +2 / -0
  :marseygiveup:

    Goomble +1m +2 / -0
    :marseyembrace:

      MayflyAlt-98 +2m +2 / -0
      :marseyembrace:

        Goomble +3m +2 / -0
        :marseyembrace:

          MayflyAlt-98 +4m +2 / -0
          :marseyembrace:

            Goomble +21s +2 / -0
            :marseyembrace:

              MayflyAlt-98 +1m +2 / -0
              :marseyembrace:

                Goomble +29s +2 / -0
                :marseyembrace:

                  MayflyAlt-98 +1m +2 / -0
                  :marseyembrace:

                    Goomble +27s +2 / -0
                    :marseyembrace:

                      MayflyAlt-98 +1m +2 / -0
                      :marseyembrace:

                        Goomble +27s +2 / -0
                        :marseyembrace:

                          MayflyAlt-98 +1m +2 / -0
                          :marseyembrace:

                            Goomble +27s +2 / -0
                            :marseyembrace:

                        Goomble +1m +2 / -0
                        :marseyembrace:

                          MayflyAlt-98 +1m +

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2023-10-14T16Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: Another day, another :marseymanysuchcases: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsoveryall: :marseyitsjoever: :marseyitneverbegan: for nintendrones :marseyitsnuts: :marseyitsoverbrasileiro: :marseysadge: :marseyplacenofun:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1m +5 / -0
I always thought it was weird that Nintendo had a lull in making games in the late 80s and early 90s. Did they have some kind of strike?

  DestoryerCarbine +13m +4 / -0
  Nintendo has always had a lull, they make the best games in the 2nd half of the console cycle. (After the Wii U was over, they started making good games again)

    Cao_Cao +2m +3 / -0
    I don't really know what the Wii U was.

      DestoryerCarbine +1m +3 / -0
      It was the Wii successor

        Cao_Cao +1m +3 / -0
        I thought the Wii succeeded the GameCube.

          DestoryerCarbine +1m +3 / -0
          That was the Wii predecessor

  MayflyAlt-98 +2m +3 / -0
  Shigeru Miyamoto was taking a break and they had a few game devs quit :marseyitsover:

    Cao_Cao +3m +2 / -0
    Ah. That's cool. I've always loved his work.
    {YOUTUBE}

  DestoryerCarbine +13m +2 / -0
  Nintendo has always had a lull, they make the best games in the 2nd half of the console cycle. (After the Wii U was over, they started making good games again)

DestoryerCarbine +1m +4 / -0
:#marseyitsover:
I hope they at least make a new Pikmin game :marseybegging

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-09-25T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Anon writes a fantasy :marseyantiwork: :marseyantiwork: :marseyantiwork: :marseyantiwork: :marseyantiwork:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +46 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KILL_EVERYONE +2m +22 / -0
i love this so much i wish it was real
:#marseytoasty:

  MayflyAlt-98 +1m +15 / -0
  It will be :marseyantiwork:

    KILL_EVERYONE +1m +10 / -0
    :#marseyhope:

BulbBurglar +2h +10 / -0
:#marseyhesright:
i wish i could live in a world where i don't have to do anything

  forgor +2h +3 / -0
  You should move to the midwest or north of the rio grande

    BulbBurglar +5m +1 / -0
    i don't think that would solve my problem

      forgor +1m +1 / -0
      It would

  Sphereserf3232 +10d +1 / -0
  Why? :marseysad:

  Sphereserf3232 +10d +1 / -0
  But why? :marseysad:

    BulbBurglar +12m +1 / -0
    :#marseythinkorino2:

      Sphereserf3232 +26m +1 / -0
      Why? :marseysad:

        BulbBurglar +3h +1 / -0
        :#marseythinkorino2:

          Sphereserf3232 +1m +1 / -0
          Why? :marseysad:

            BulbBurglar +3m +1 / -0
            :#marseythinkorino2:

              Sphereserf3232 +5m +1 / -0
              Why? :marseysad:

                BulbBurglar

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-04-04T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New :marseyschizowall: schizotheory dropped :marseyreading: :marseybigbrain: :marseychemist: :marseychemist2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!nooticers :marseyshook: :marseypikachu2:
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +1h +5 / -0
{IMG}

  MayflyAlt-98 +2m +4 / -0
  :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

DaddyReagan +42m +3 / -0
That's not how you use a carburetor. It's a fixed position valve. You could probably still use a 100% carburetor engine with a different fuel system that would also be 100% carburetor.
That's like saying that you can't have a 100% battery car. It's just not how cars work.
There's also no reason for a carburetor in a modern car. They're just more expensive, harder to maintain, and more prone to failure.
It's a stupid idea.

  MayflyAlt-98 +31m +3 / -0
  There's no reason for a carburetor in a modern car :marseyagreesuperspeed:s :marseydisagree:s :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:
  :marseyreading: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain:

    DaddyReagan +3m +3 / -0
    I'm confused. What is the end goal of your post?

      MayflyAlt-98 +1h +2 / -0
      :marseysmug: :marseysmug: :marseysmug:

  Downie +1h +3 / -0
  It's a good conspiracy tho
  https://www.motor1.com/news/682914/hydrogen-cars-never-come-tesla/

    Daddy

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2023-10-29T00Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseyflagargentina: :marseyflagfrance: :marseyflaggermany: :marseyflagargentina:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +12m +13 / -0
Argentina is such a meme country. They have a great team, they're so close to winning, and then they just absolutely collapse.

  SCD +26m +6 / -0
  Argentina has the best team on the planet right now.

    peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
    yes but they also lost to a team that finished 4th in the group stage

  Transformers +32m +4 / -0
  Argentina is the Argentina of the world
  :marseyargentina:

  MayflyAlt-98 +1h +3 / -0
  :marseywereback: :marseywereback: :marseywereback: :marseywereback:
  :marseywereback: :marseywereback: :marseywereback: :marseywereback:
  :marseywereback: :marseywereback: :marseywereback: :marseywereback:
  :marseywereback: :marseywereback: :marseywereback: :marseywereback:
  :marseywereback: :marseywereback: :marseywereback: :marseywereback:

  KoreanDandyKing +1h +1 / -0
  That's the Argentina of the 2000s..
  The Argentina of the 2020s is the Spain of the 2000s...

X +8m +8 / -0
:#marseyrave: :#marseyrave: :#marseyrave: :#marseyrave:

  SCD +32m +4 / -0
  :#marseyrave: :#marseyrave: :#marseyrave: :#marseyrave:

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-06-23T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjunkie: :marseystinky: :marseypoor: :marseyshook: :marseybeach: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyflagireland: :marseyjunkie2: :marseyjunkie: :marseystinky: :marseypoor:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
CeetheAndSope +2h +6 / -0
!druggies, !leafs, this is what happens when you let a country full of !druggies run a country full of !leafs. :marseyrake:ers everywhere, rejoice. :marseyrave: :marseyrave: :marseyrave:

Cao_Cao +4m +3 / -0
I still miss the 90s.
{YOUTUBE}ers everywhere, rejoice.ers everywhere, rejoice. :marseyrave: :marseyrave: :marseyrave:ers everywhere, rejoice. :marseyrave: :marseyrave: :marseyrave:

  Bepis +2m +3 / -0
  What is this, a video of a child with a megaphone? :marseyconfused2:

    Cao_Cao +21m +2 / -0
    They were everywhere in the 90s. You'd see them every day, every hour, every minute, every second.ers everywhere, rejoice. :marseyrave: :marseyrave: :marseyrave:

Bepis +4m +2 / -0
{IMG}ers everywhere, rejoice. :marseyrave: :marseyrave: :marseyrave:

  Ladytroon +10m +3 / -0
  :#marseyfoidretard: :#marseyflagireland: :#marseyjunkie2: :#marseyjunkie: :#marseystinky: :#marseypoor:

    Bepis +13m +

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2023-06-15T10Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: The Gamer is a bussyblasted :marseycoomer3: :marseyraging: after being :marseysnappy: :marseyjanny: by the new No Man's Sky update. :marseyseethe: :marseyitsover:
URL: https://www.thegamer.com/no-mans-sky-update-4-11-cuts-nsfw-ship-customisation
VOTES: +93 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> No Man’s Sky has been getting a lot of updates lately, with Update 4.0, 4.1, and now 4.11. The latter came with a new difficulty mode, 10 new planets, and some QoL changes. However, one thing that has been cut from the game is the ability to make custom ships that were deemed “NSFW”. Yes, the update has removed the ability to make ships that show off your personality. So, if you were hoping to make a ship that looks like a dildo, or something that makes you look like you’re wearing a diaper, you’ll be disappointed. Here’s why that’s the case.
> It seems that the team at Hello Games have decided to remove the ability to create custom ships that were deemed NSFW. In an update posted on the game’s official website, the team said that the feature was removed due to the fact that it was causing issues for players. The team also said that they wanted to focus on adding more content to the game, and that the custom ships were not a priority.
> This news has been met with mixed reactions from the community. Some players are upset that the feature was removed, while others are relieved that it is gone. One player said that the feature was “useless” and that it was “just a way to show off how degenerate you are”. Another player said that the feature was “demeaning” and that it was “just a way to show off your lack of creativity”.
> Despite the mixed reactions, it seems that the team at Hello Games is sticking to their decision. In a tweet, the team said that they were “not going to add the feature back in”. The team also said that they were “happy with the decision” and that they were “excited to add more content

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2025-01-05T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyantiwork2:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A N/A N/A
COMMENTS:
MayflyAlt-98 +1h +3 / -0
!besties :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marseyantiwork2: :marse

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-02-15T16Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: New Zelda is a shitshow. Tons of bugs, crashes, and performance issues. :marseyitsover: :marseygiveup:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +58 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +5m +52 / -0
I can't wait for the inevitable trans Zelda
!nonchuds

  CeetheAndSope +15m +32 / -0
  She'll be a FTM, of course. That way, she can still wear a dress, but the people that bought the game will feel like they're making a difference. :marseytransattentionseeker:

    johnnypoop +4m +17 / -0
    :#marseyxdorbit:

    KoreanDandyKing +1h +9 / -0
    The only thing that can save Nintendo is a male Zelda.
    {GIF}

      CeetheAndSope +18m +7 / -0
      A male Zelda would still be a male Zelda. They just need a non-binary Zelda. :marseywholesometrans:

        KoreanDandyKing +22m +5 / -0
        {GIF}

    Detroitvelvetsmooth +5h +3 / -0
    Link should be a FtM, the ultimate and final soy

  MayflyAlt-98 +1m +20 / -0
  :marseybegging:

  WeThreeKweens +53m +11 / -0
  >trans Zelda
  :#marseysquint:

    johnnypoop +5m +8 / -0
    You can't tell me you don't like the idea of a zelda with a trans hooker in the game

      WeThreeKweens +5m +6 / -0
      {IMG}

        johnnypoop +1m +6 / -0
        :#marseyxd:

  X +5m +10 / -0
  :#marseytransrentfree:

    johnnypoop +23s +11 / -0

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-02-21T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: HOW TO MAKE A SMOKE WEAPON - DIY :marseyflamewar:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :marseyill: :m

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-06-10T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyviewerstare: :marseyviewerstare: :marseyviewerstare:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +7m +3 / -0
:#marseyinvestigate: :#marseyconfused2:

  MayflyAlt-98 +3m +2 / -0
  :marseyviewerstare:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +2 / -0
    :marseyblush: :marseyshy3: :marseyflirt:

WildStar +1m +3 / -0
:#marseyviewerstare2:

  MayflyAlt-98 +1m +3 / -0
  :marseyviewerstare:

    WildStar +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare2: :#marseyviewerstare

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2023-11-26T15Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: Paul Verhoeven :marseyreich: on the :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer: :marseycoomer3: of Robocop :marseyrobocopathianflorist:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBlackCockatiel +52m +2 / -0
> Paul Verhoeven
What's this about?

  MayflyAlt-98 +2m +3 / -0
  The director of Robocop is a massive :marseycoomer2: and has a story to tell :marseycoomer3:

    BigBlackCockatiel +2m +2 / -0
    What story? :marseyconfused:
    Is he saying they wanted to make Robocop a sexy cop?

      MayflyAlt-98 +2m +2 / -0
      :marseyagree: Robocop was supposed to be a sexy cop

        BigBlackCockatiel +33m +2 / -0
        I'm sorry :marseyconfused: I don't get it :marseyconfused:

          MayflyAlt-98 +2m +3 / -0
          :marseydisintegrate:

            BigBlackCockatiel +3m +2 / -0
            :#marseyconfused2:

              MayflyAlt-98 +4m +2 / -0
              :marseycoomer2: "I want to make a sexy cop movie" :marseycoomer3:
              :marseycoomer2: "how can I do this?" :marseycoomer3:
              :marseycoomer2: "I'll make the cop a big meaty robot with an exposed chrome chest" :marseycoomer3:
              :marseycoomer2: "Perfect" :marseycoomer3:
              :marseycoomer2: "Now I need to make it very sexual" :marseycoomer3:
              :marseycoomer

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2023-10-21T20Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: Hail Satan? - Review :marseysatanworship2:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
s_a_n_t_b +32m +4 / -0
Hail Satan? is a documentary about a bunch of nonbelievers who hate religion and have formed a satanic church to mock it. The film shows how they go from "yeah we're not religious" to "yeah we do a lot of religious shit" over the course of the documentary. It's kind of interesting how they struggle to find someone to baptize them, and it's a big deal when they get one.
The documentary is very sympathetic, and it's interesting how they try to show that they are serious and have principles, and not just being edgy.

  MayflyAlt-98 +17m +4 / -0
  I really enjoyed it. It's a very interesting watch and it's good to see them just go from loathing religion to being very religious themselves. They're all very interesting characters and they're all very sincere in their beliefs. The film is a great watch. I wish there was more of it. :marseysad:'s very funny how they're all so easy to manipulate into being religious themselves. :marseyderp:
  :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia: :marseyflagcalifornia:

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-05-14T21Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: :marseyjason: :marseyjason: :marseyjason: :marseyjason: :marseyjason: :marseyjason: :marseyjason: :marseyjason: :marseyjason:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Eleganza +2h +4 / -0
!biofoids is this something you would wear? I'd be so scared of ruining it lol

  arsey +5m +3 / -0
  Is that a Jason costume? It's so cute!

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5m +2 / -0
  Yes. It's a jason costume

  MayflyAlt-98 +21m +2 / -0
  It's a Jason costume :marseyjason: It's a fun gimmick for a halloween party

  676974 +5h +1 / -0
  :#marseywould:

tempest +1h +2 / -0
what's the context?

  MayflyAlt-98 +1h +3 / -0
  Jason's birthday party :marseyjason: :marseyjason: :marseyjason: :marseyjason: :marseyjason:
  {YOUTUBE}

    tempest +11m +2 / -0
    I was just gonna say I've never seen a Jason costume before. Are you the one who made this?

      MayflyAlt-98 +8m +2 / -0
      No it's a costume I rented for my friend's Jason's birthday party :marseyjason: :marseyjason: :marseyjason: :marseyjason: :marseyjason: :marseyjason: :marseyjason: :marseyjason: :marseyjason: :marseyjason: :marseyjason: :marseyjason: :marseyjason

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2023-09-06T11Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: CIVILIZATION 7 BETA LAUNCHING IN OCTOBER 2023 :marseysoyhype:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Szrotmistrz +27m +19 / -0
> August 17, 2023 – Sid Meier’s Civilization VII Beta Begins in October
<br>
> July 2023 – Sid Meier’s Civilization VII Beta Begins in August
<br>
> May 2023 – Sid Meier’s Civilization VII Beta Begins in June
<br>
> March 2023 – Sid Meier’s Civilization VII Beta Begins in April
<br>
> January 2023 – Sid Meier’s Civilization VII Beta Begins in February
<br>
> November 2022 – Sid Meier’s Civilization VII Beta Begins in December
<br>
> September 2022 – Sid Meier’s Civilization VII Beta Begins in October
<br>
> July 2022 – Sid Meier’s Civilization VII Beta Begins in August
<br>
> May 2022 – Sid Meier’s Civilization VII Beta Begins in June
<br>
> March 2022 – Sid Meier’s Civilization VII Beta Begins in April
<br>
> January 2022 – Sid Meier’s Civilization VII Beta Begins in February
<br>
> November 2021 – Sid Meier’s Civilization VII Beta Begins in December
<br>
> September 2021 – Sid Meier’s Civilization VII Beta Begins in October
<br>
> July 2021 – Sid Meier’s Civilization VII Beta Begins in August
<br>
> May 2021 – Sid Meier’s Civilization VII Beta Begins in June
<br>
> March 2021 – Sid Meier’s Civilization VII Beta Begins in April
<br>
> January 2021 – Sid Meier’s Civilization VII Beta Begins in February
<br>
> November 2020 – Sid Meier’s Civilization VII Beta Begins in December
<br>
> September 2020 – Sid Meier’s Civilization VII Beta Begins in October
<br>
> July 2020 – Sid

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-05-24T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhesright:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +1h +7 / -0
>yes, I'm a retard
>yes, I'm a loser
>yes, I'm a victim
>yes, I'm a hypocrite
:#marseyretardchad:

EliteBuckBreaker +22m +6 / -0 [C]
They are not wrong, even if not a lie. The average redditor is just a worthless person.
Trans lives matter

  johnnypoop +31m +3 / -0
  I love redditors

    JohnDevereaux +1h +3 / -0
    :#marseycringe:

      johnnypoop +2m +3 / -0
      I'm just jelly. They're all millionaires IRL

johnnypoop +50m +3 / -0
Unironically true

DestoryerCarbine +57m +3 / -0
All the signs are there :marseymanysuchcases:

  MayflyAlt-98 +5m +2 / -0
  :marseyshy3:

    DestoryerCarbine +1m +2 / -0
    :marseyshy4: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy5: :marseyshy: :marseyshy4: :marseyshy2: :marseyshy5: :marseyshy3:

      MayflyAlt-98 +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyshy: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy5: :marseyshy: :marseyshy4: :marseyshy2: :marseyshy5: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy:

        DestoryerCarbine +3m +2 / -0
        :marseyshy3: :marseyshy5: :marseysh

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2023-10-06T14Z
HOLE: food
TITLE: @carpathianflorist rate my cooking :marseyfluffy:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I made this for lunch today :marseyexcited:
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +4 / -0
I love it so much :#marseyheart:

  MayflyAlt-98 +3m +4 / -0
  :marseyembrace:

peepeehands +3m +2 / -0
:#marseylickinglips:

  MayflyAlt-98 +3m +3 / -0
  :marseyembrace:

KinoBushido +1h +2 / -0
:#marseybooba:

  MayflyAlt-98 +10m +2 / -0
  :marseyfluffy:

PraiseHim +16m +1 / -0
Yummy!!!!!!

  MayflyAlt-98 +43m +1 / -0
  :marseyembrace:

    PraiseHim +5m +1 / -0
    I LOVE you :#marseylove:

      MayflyAlt-98 +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyembrace:

        PraiseHim +2m +1 / -0
        Thank you!!!

          MayflyAlt-98 +21m +1 / -0
          :marseyembrace:

PraiseHim +16m +1 / -0
GIVE ME THE RECIPE!!!!!!! :#marseyraging:

  MayflyAlt-98 +42m +2 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/post/181276/just-made-this-sandwich-its-quick
  :marseyembrace:

    PraiseHim +1m +1 / -0
    Thank you!! :#marseyloveyou:

      MayflyAlt-98 +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace: :marseyembrace

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-02-14T16Z
HOLE: lit
TITLE: :marseyreading: :marseyantiwork:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +1m +4 / -0
I'm reading The Road by Cormac McCarthy

  MayflyAlt-98 +3m +3 / -0
  :marseyantiwork: :marseyantiwork2:

    johnnypoop +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseyantiwork2:

  MeowMixed +1h +3 / -0
  My favorite McCarthy book is Blood Meridian. I think The Road was pretty mid and I'm not sure why everyone raves about it so much

    johnnypoop +2m +3 / -0
    I liked the symbolism of a father and son protecting each other in a broken world

      MeowMixed +4m +3 / -0
      I agree that the main theme of the book is fatherhood, but I thought it was handled in a very cliched and uninteresting way. The book could have just been a fable about a father and son but it wasn't, and the only reason I can think of for that is to get around the taboo of writing about fatherhood in a positive light. I thought it was a really weird choice and it took me out of the book a lot

        johnnypoop +4m +2 / -0
        I never got the taboo. It's literally the most basic human relationship and one of the most important ones too

          MeowMixed +12m +2 / -0
          Idk i just thought it was weird that McCarthy would go out of his way to avoid the taboo when the story is about a father and son in a post apocalyptic world. Even if the story was about a mother and daughter, why not just have a story about a mother and daughter? I also thought the main character was a bit of a dick and the ending was a bit too saccharine for my taste

            johnnypoop +59s +2 / -0
            I don't think it was a dick, I think he was a man who knew his son was the last of his bloodline and it's kinda

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2023-10-08T13Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: Star Trek: Stellaris Mod
URL: https://www.moddinghaven.com/viewfile.php?id=330
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marseyitsover: אה :marsey

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-10-23T15Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: The Last of Us - Part 1 and 2 - Game of the Year Edition - 4K UHD Remaster - Coming October 22nd 2024 :marseyfluffy:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!chuds
COMMENTS:
X +5m +4 / -0
@peepeehands :marseycoomer2:

  peepeehands +3m +5 / -0
  the girl i really wanted to see naked wasn't in the game :marseygiveup:
  {IMG}

    X +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseyspitmoji:

    asshole +11m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

    Pog +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseywould:

  MayflyAlt-98 +3m +5 / -0
  !besties :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint:

    X +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseyshutitdown:

    Brony +6h +1 / -0
    Fuck you. I'm gonna start spamming this shit now! :marseytroll:

Spy6 +42m +3 / -0
Great, now I can go back and play the remaster of my fav game. :#marseyembrace:

  Pog +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyhearts: :#marseyembrace:

  Brony +5h +2 / -0
  I got my PS5 just to play it but it turns out the game is so fucking shit that I can't even play it through once. :marseyitsover: :marseygunshotsuicide:

    Spy6 +1h +2 / -0
    Well, it's a good thing you got a PS5 to play this game on. Because the only other system you could play it on is a PS4, which is even worse.

      Brony +2h +

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-04-04T16Z
HOLE: lit
TITLE: Fuck you :marseydisagree: :marseyfuckyou:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Count_Sprpr +2m +6 / -0
:#marseyfuckyou2:

  ACA +6m +6 / -0
  :#marseyfuckyou:
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  :#marsey

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2023-09-24T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyexcited: :marseytroublemaker: :marseytroublemaker: :marseyexcited:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Thirtythirst4sissies +2m +4 / -0
Lol
{IMG}

  MayflyAlt-98 +4m +5 / -0
  :marseywave2: I'm sorry I didn't realise you were a fellow glowie.

    Thirtythirst4sissies +1m +5 / -0
    I am a State Security officer and I think you should report to the nearest station. :marseysaluteussr:

      MayflyAlt-98 +6m +5 / -0
      I'm sorry I'm too busy tonight :marseyshy:

        Thirtythirst4sissies +44m +2 / -0
        Your actions will be tracked and you will be held accountable. :marseyglow:

          MayflyAlt-98 +1h +2 / -0
          :marseyshy3:

  KangThaConqueror +31m +3 / -0
  :marseyveryworried:

Modern_Major_Jefferal +45m +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  MayflyAlt-98 +1h +1 / -0
  :marseyill:anceance@attacceattacce@attacceattacce@attacceattacce@attacceattacce@attacceattacce@attacceattacce@attacceattacce@attacceattacce@attacceattacce@attacceattacce@attacceattacce@attacceattacce@attacceattacce@attacceattacce@attacceattacce@attacceattacce@attacceattacce@attacceattacce@attacceattacce@attacceattacce@attacceattacce@attacceattacce

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2023-12-20T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysmughips: :marseyfluffy: :marseyblush: :marseyshy: :marseyembrace: :marseybow: :marseyadmire:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +43 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!chuds
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +6m +13 / -0
Would
All of them

  box +2m +13 / -0
  {GIF}

  ZombieWolf +2m +11 / -0
  :#marseywould:

  Lv999_Slime_God +1h +6 / -0
  :#marseywould:

  top +2h +5 / -0
  !zoochads

    box +16m +4 / -0
    :marseydisagree:

  WayOut +2h +2 / -0
  Would :marseyblush:

ZombieWolf +1m +12 / -0
:#marseywould:

box +10m +12 / -0
@carpathianflorist :marseyshy3:

  carpathianflorist +2m +11 / -0
  :#marseywould:

    box +3m +10 / -0
    :#marseyshy:

BimothyX2 +13m +11 / -0
>not a single cat
:marseydisagree:

  C333 +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseyraging:

    BimothyX2 +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

  tempest +2h +4 / -0
  :#marseyandmarcus:

WayOut +2h +6 / -0
:#marseymid:

  top +22m +6 / -0
  !zoochads

    WayOut +1m +2 / -0
    :marseyindignant:

    top +22s +2 / -0
    !slots 20

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-05-09T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyindignantwoman: :marseywitch3: :marseytrad: :!marseywise: :marseyindignantwoman:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WayOut +1h +3 / -0
I love how she explains it like it's a video game, I bet she's a great teacher.

  MayflyAlt-98 +6m +1 / -0
  She teaches history and English. Her PhD was on 17th century witchcraft lol

    WayOut +3m +3 / -0
    >17th century witchcraft
    That's exactly like video games!

      MayflyAlt-98 +2m +2 / -0
      :marseyagree:
      {YOUTUBE}
      She's a :marseybigbrain:

        WayOut +1m +3 / -0
        I was just pretending to be retarded, you should have known better.

          MayflyAlt-98 +2m +2 / -0
          :marseyindignantwoman:

            WayOut +51s +2 / -0
            :marseyagree: :marseyindignantwoman: :marseyagree:

              MayflyAlt-98 +1m +2 / -0
              :marseyindignantwoman: :!marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-07-06T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The British Foreign Office is sending you a fake letter for "tax fraud" to get you to give up your bank details. :marseybong:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +17m +2 / -0
Banks are so cucked nowadays. I had a similar experience recently when they asked me to confirm my email. They know I have an email. They can see all my transactions. Why the fuck do they need me to give them my email?

  MayflyAlt-98 +10m +1 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/post/279817/bongland-is-sending-out-fake-letters
  The bongs are using fake letters to get people's bank details.

    arseupwrongo +1m +1 / -0
    I wonder how many people actually fall for that. It's not like it's that difficult to know that the government doesn't do that kind of thing.

      MayflyAlt-98 +6m +2 / -0
      It's a lot easier to get ahold of your bank details and post history than to convince people to give up their bank details to a scammer :marseyshrug:

        arseupwrongo +1m +1 / -0
        I mean it's not that much harder than the fake tax letters. You don't need a degree to know that the government doesn't use email or something to scam people.

          MayflyAlt-98 +14m +2 / -0
          :marseyshrug:
          They've got a bunch of schemes going on to get people to give up their bank details. There's a scam going around where people are getting texts from the bank saying "your account has been locked, please give your details" and people are falling for it. :marseyshrug: :marseydepressed: :marseytabletired: :marseytabletired2: :marseytabletired3: :marseydeadinside2: :marseydeadinside3: :marseydeadinside: :

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2023-10-27T22Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: The future is here :marseyembrace:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +38 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
NotoriousDOC +1h +10 / -0
Ain't no way a 3000 year old mummy is gonna have a smartphone.

  ElverGalarga +15m +10 / -0
  He was Egyptian, he’s used to it

  BussydoFollower +10h +3 / -0
  They can't tell the difference between a smartphone and a tablet.

89wc +2h +7 / -0
That's a long time to be waiting for the 1st person to touch it

  MayflyAlt-98 +28m +8 / -0
  :marseyshy5:

KoreanDandyKing +1h +5 / -0
Its the year 5000, and the last surviving human after a nuclear apocalypse is a black woman who has to fend off the last surviving white man while trying to secure a new source of water. She finds a golden tablet in an abandoned house. She tries to read it, but it's too old and covered in dust, so she takes a picture with her iPhone and sends it to Google Translate. The translation says "Be careful, the water is not safe to drink. There is a radioactive substance in it that can kill you." She thanks Google Translate and continues her journey to find a new source of water.

  BussydoFollower +10h +2 / -0
  Mayos are the real radioactive creatures.

Lv999_Slime_God +2h +3 / -0
I'd like to see the pyramid builders' version of this

  BussydoFollower +9h +3 / -0
  The pyramid was built by aliens

    Lv999_Slime_God +3h +3 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

BussydoFollower +11h +2 / -0
I mean this is really old but it's not impossible for the first 3000 year old mummy in the future to have a smartphone.

  MayflyAlt

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2023-10-15T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +4 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing:

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-12-22T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysmirk: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +17 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Chair +5m +6 / -0
:#marseyviewerstare2:

DoveMenCare +5m +5 / -0
I am not a furry :marseyindignant:

  MayflyAlt-98 +3m +4 / -0
  :marseysmirk: :marseysmirk:

  G-PIG +2h +2 / -0
  :#surejan:

  DestoryerCarbine +10m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +3h +3 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  MayflyAlt-98 +21m +3 / -0
  :marseygem:eded

    AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseycheers:ed:#!marseycheers:ed

      MayflyAlt-98 +2m +3 / -0
      :marseycoomer2: "hehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2023-09-01T14Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer3: :marseycoomer:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DestoryerCarbine +1m +5 / -0
:#marseytransrentfree:

  MayflyAlt-98 +5m +2 / -0
  :marseyshy2: :marseyblush:

X +5m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  MayflyAlt-98 +3m +3 / -0
  :marseyfluffy: :marseybow:

DestoryerCarbine +1m +3 / -0
:#marseytransrentfree:

  MayflyAlt-98 +5m +2 / -0
  :marseyshy2: :marseyblush: :marseyfluffy: :marseybow:

    DestoryerCarbine +14m +2 / -0
    :marseyfluffyannoyed:

      MayflyAlt-98 +3m +2 / -0
      :marseybow:

        DestoryerCarbine +5m +2 / -0
        :marseyfluffyannoyed:

          MayflyAlt-98 +15m +2 / -0
          :marseyblush: :marseyshy2: :marseybow: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffyannoyed:

            DestoryerCarbine +2m +2 / -0
            :marseyfluffyannoyed:

              MayflyAlt-98 +15m +2 / -0
              :marseyblush: :marseyshy2: :marseybow: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffyannoyed:

                DestoryerCarbine +3m +2 / -0
                :marseyfluffyannoyed:

                  MayflyAlt-98 +15m +2 / -0
                  :marsey

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-05-09T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New "Science" :marseynerd2: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :m

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-01-26T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The :marseytrain2: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment2: industrial complex has hit the media. "Does anyone else have a pitbull as their spirit animal" :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!chuds !nooticers :marseysmirk:
COMMENTS:
ABC +5m +16 / -0
I'm surprised they didn't post the pitbull in a bikini :marseybooba:

  Zuzie +1h +3 / -0
  It's a dog

    ABC +38s +3 / -0
    And?

      Zuzie +59s +3 / -0
      It's not a woman

        ABC +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseytransattentionseeker:

          Zuzie +1m +2 / -0
          :marseytransrentfree:

X +25m +15 / -0
{IMG} :#marseysmughips:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +4 / -0
  What's her name?

    X +2m +5 / -0
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Yeung_(journalist)

      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +31s +5 / -0
      :#marseyxd:

Jewdanksdad +45m +11 / -0
> I have a pitbull as my spirit animal
:#marseyxd:

  Haberdasher +4h +2 / -0
  It's a 'I'm a junkie and my drug of choice is heroin' level of 'spirit animal'.

BigBussyHunter +21m +9 / -0
> Jessica Yeung
:#marseyxd: :#marseytransattentionseeker:

  Haberdasher +4h +2 / -0
  > Jessica Yeung
  :#marseytransattentionseeker:
  :#marseytransattentionseeker:
  :#marseytransattentionseeker

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-08-29T18Z
HOLE: lit
TITLE: Never read a single page of "Moby Dick" and it's probably better that way
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Geralt_of_Uganda +47m +6 / -0
This is the best way to read Moby Dick. I also read a lot of :marseylongpost: books, but I have no interest in reading the actual text. It's just the words that are important

  MayflyAlt-98 +12m +5 / -0
  I had a friend who read it. He said it was a slog but it was worth it. The last 20% of the book was really good.

    Geralt_of_Uganda +3m +4 / -0
    I also had a friend who read it. He said it was a slog and it was not worth it. The last 20% of the book was really bad

      MayflyAlt-98 +1h +3 / -0
      :marseydepressed:

tempest +1h +5 / -0
I like this book but the first 1/3 is definitely slow. It's not even really about whales at first.

  MayflyAlt-98 +43m +2 / -0
  "I am not a whale" :marseyshapiro: :marseyshapiro:

    tempest +2m +2 / -0
    it's a really good book tho

      MayflyAlt-98 +1h +2 / -0
      :marseyagree:

  Geralt_of_Uganda +14h +1 / -0
  I actually read it in a few days and I didn't really mind it. I think the first part of the book is actually the most interesting one because it's so detailed and it's the part where the author describes the whaling industry

    tempest +1m +1 / -0
    I liked the first part too but it's not the "Moby Dick" part of the book.

      Geralt_of_Uganda +4m +1 / -0
      I think it's the most interesting part of the book because

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-03-17T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfluffyannoyed: - I'm not interested in having sex with you. :marseyfluffyannoyed:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +48 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
CrackasinDallas +41m +27 / -0
The next step is just to cut the video into a 20 second clip where he's only saying that one line and post it to /r/therightcantmeme

  NO +2m +17 / -0
  Thats not funny. Its just wingcuckery.

    CrackasinDallas +1m +10 / -0
    You don't have to be funny to make a redditor seethe. You just have to make them mad.

      NO +1m +6 / -0
      Not like that. :marseyindignant:

        CrackasinDallas +3m +10 / -0
        You can't make me seethe because I'm not a redditor :marseyindignant:

          NO +3m +6 / -0
          :#marseyhesright:

  Transformers +1h +7 / -0
  You can have sex with me :#marseyshy2:

    CrackasinDallas +1h +8 / -0
    :marseyflirt:

    JohnDevereaux +9h +3 / -0
    :marseysurejan: You'll need a pipe wrench.

      Transformers +3m +3 / -0
      :#marseyshy3:

NO +44m +19 / -0
{IMG}

  |V|askerade +1h +13 / -0
  {IMG}

    NO +21m +6 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

Patsy +1h +14 / -0
:#marseyfluffyannoyed: :#!marseyfluffyannoyed:

arseupwrongo +1h +9 / -0
lol the meme was funnier than the actual tweet

|V|askerade +2h +8 / -0
:#marseyfl

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-07-22T14Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: The roach menace :marseybug: :marseycockroach: :marseyjewoftheorientglow:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -1
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tempest +23m +6 / -0
I love these videos, they're very informative but not in a "this is some kind of propaganda" way.

  MayflyAlt-98 +24m +3 / -0
  I got a roach infestation in my apartment recently :marseysadge:

    tempest +2m +2 / -0
    I've had them before, they're a fucking pain in the ass. My current apartment doesn't have any and I'm very thankful for it.

  Fabrico +5h +2 / -0
  I love this channel, it's the only good pest control channel on YouTube.

    tempest +1m +2 / -0
    I like the one about the rat too, very interesting.

      Fabrico +1m +2 / -0
      Same, I'm also a fan of the ones about house spiders and mites.

        tempest +2m +2 / -0
        I wish I could remember the name of the one about the mites. I liked the part where he mentioned that they were on his couch. :marseyshook:

          Fabrico +2m +2 / -0
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXRkG4TWCwE

            tempest +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseythanks:

      Fabrico +1m +2 / -0
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXRkG4TWCwE
      Here is the one about the mites.

  Dramamine +1h +1 / -0
  The fact that he's able to get close to these things is also amazing. I would be too scared to get anywhere near them.

    tempest +3m +2 / -0
    Yeah it's pretty cool. He's also pretty good about pointing out exactly where he's touching them and how he's doing it, which is very helpful for me.

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2023-05-13T19Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: :marseyxi: :!marseyjourno: :!marseyreportercnn: :marseyjewoftheorientglow:
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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-01-07T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The 1930s Wartime :marseyauthright: German New Year's Eve Ball. :marseysalutearmy: :marseyreich: :marseyhomofascist:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +23 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
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!chuds
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SpookyFartMan69 +14m +4 / -0
:marseywould:

  MayflyAlt-98 +11m +3 / -0
  :marseydisagree:
  :marseyagree:

    SpookyFartMan69 +1h +1 / -0
    What? I don't know what you are saying

      MayflyAlt-98 +2h +1 / -0
      I think you're a Nazi

        SpookyFartMan69 +27m +1 / -0
        No :marseyindignant:

  JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

H +3m +4 / -0 [C]
You know what’s cool? German New Year’s Eve balls from the 1920s and 1930s. They’re not gay at all. They’re super cool! I’d like to see a bunch of Nazis dancing the same way they did at the 1930s German New Year’s Eve ball. That would be super cool! They’d probably do the same thing they did in the 1930s German New Year’s Eve ball. I’d like to see a bunch of Nazis dancing the same way they did at the 1930s German New Year’s Eve ball. That would be super cool! They’d probably do the same thing they did in the 1930s German New Year’s Eve ball. I’d like to see a bunch of Nazis dancing the same way they did at the 1930s German New Year’s Eve ball. That would be super cool! They’d probably do the same thing they did in the 1930s German New Year’s Eve ball. I’d like to see a bunch of Nazis dancing the same way they did at the 1930s

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-05-03T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New :marseyfoidretard: :marseytrad: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2023-06-03T23Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook: :marseyshook:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +63 / -0
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https://v2.library.ucsb.edu/items/show/20628
> On the 31st of May 1962, a letter was sent from the Director of the United States Information Agency (USIA) to the Soviet Embassy in Washington, D.C. In the letter, the USIA stated that the Soviet Union had fallen behind the United States in computer technology by 10 to 15 years. This was a significant statement at the time, as the Soviet Union was widely perceived as having a strong technological and scientific capacity, particularly in the field of computing.
> The letter also noted that the USIA had been monitoring Soviet computer development for several years and had found that the Soviet Union had been making little progress in the field. The USIA stated that the Soviet Union's computer technology was still in the early stages of development and that it was not likely to catch up to the United States in the near future.
> The letter was a significant moment in the history of computing, as it marked the first time that the United States had publicly acknowledged that it was leading the way in computer technology. The letter also helped to fuel the Cold War rivalry between the United States and the Soviet Union, as both countries sought to gain an advantage in the field of computing.
> The letter also had a significant impact on the development of computer technology in the United States. It helped to spur investment in computer research and development, and it helped to establish the United States as a leader in the field of computing.
> Today, the United States is still a leader in computer technology, and the letter from the USIA is considered to be a significant historical document.
https://v2.library.ucsb.edu/items/show/20628
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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-07-06T10Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: Japanese man makes his own casino from scratch :marseycard: :marseyjapanese: :marseygambling:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -1
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KILL_EVERYONE +1h +3 / -0
i watched the whole thing and it's cool but i'm not really into gambling and don't really know anything about it so i didn't really get much out of it besides the fun of watching a guy build a casino from scratch
i'd love to see how much it cost him though

  MayflyAlt-98 +17m +3 / -0
  He used a low end projector and a screen. It's a pretty cheap rig. IIRC he used a raspberry pi as his computer and a cheap soundbar for audio... He just uses the open source software for the games.. He also uses a custom built card reader. He's not a big gambler but a very skilled man.

    KILL_EVERYONE +6m +3 / -0
    oh cool, that's pretty awesome then. i figured it'd be a lot more expensive than that. i'd love to see what he thinks about the future of online gambling and if he'd be interested in making an online casino of his own
    i guess i can only hope :marseyshrug:

      MayflyAlt-98 +14m +3 / -0
      He has his own YouTube channel where he shows off his projects. He's a very skilled man who has worked on 3D printers and custom electronics. He's a very humble man as well.. He's also a high school teacher who teaches electronics. :marseycapybigbrain:

        KILL_EVERYONE +5m +3 / -0
        > he's a high school teacher who teaches electronics
        i didn't realize that until now and now i think he's even cooler than before
        i really really wish i could have a teacher who could do what he does. i'm not a gamer or a gambler or whatever but i'm into electronics and stuff so it would be really cool to have a teacher who could do what he does. i really wish i could have

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-03-10T17Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: :marseyflagserbia: :!marseyflagromania: :marseyflagalbania: :!marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania: :marseyflagalbania

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-05-27T17Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: The Devil is a Part-Timer! (2016) - a show about a Satan who's jobless so he gets a part-time job at a fast-food restaurant :marseydevil: :marseybeandrool: :marseyicecream: :marseyramen:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +26 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{YOUTUBE}
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tempest +15m +8 / -0
>80 episodes
:#marseysleep:

  MayflyAlt-98 +23m +7 / -0
  :marseyagreewarpspeed: :marseyangel3:

  KangThaConqueror +1h +3 / -0
  :marseyvorezombiewolf:

Cao_Cao +26m +7 / -0
> The Devil is a Part-Timer! (2016)
{GIF}

  MayflyAlt-98 +14m +7 / -0
  :marseydevil: :!marseybeandrool: :!marseyicecream: :!marseyramen:

Horned_waifus_shill +4h +4 / -0
That's a good show. That's a good show.
I like the voice actor for Satan, he's also the guy that voiced Hades in the God of War games. I have no idea how they got him to do it, I've only heard of him voicing the God of War games and the part time devil show.
And the part time devil show is a great show. That's a good show.

  MayflyAlt-98 +11m +4 / -0
  It's so good. The humour is very dry and the pacing is quick. The studio is also known for their moeblob designs. :marseybeandrool:

    Horned_waifus_shill +11m +3 / -0
    >The studio is also known for their moeblob designs.
    Yeah, they're fucking great. I love moeblobs.
    {IMG}

Horned_waifus_shill +4h +4 /

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-08-17T17Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer3:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -1
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cyberdick +1h +1 / -0
:#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :#marseycoomer3: :#marseycoomer2: :

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2023-06-12T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyvaxmaxx: The only good thing to come out of the coof :marseyvaxmaxx:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +20 / -1
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DoveMenCare +1h +11 / -0
This is literally me. I want to suck on a cock all day, every day. I want to wrap my arms around a cock and never let go. I want to live in a world where cock is the only thing that exists. I want to eat nothing but cock. I want to drink nothing but cock. I want to breathe in cock air. I want to bathe in cock water. I want to sleep on a bed of cock. I want to wear clothes made of cock. I want to use tools made of cock. I want to live in a house made of cock. I want to live in a world made of cock. I want to live in a universe made of cock. I want to live in a multiverse made of cock. I want to live in a reality made of cock. I want to live in a dimension made of cock. I want to live in a timeline made of cock. I want to live in a simulation made of cock. I want to live in a program made of cock. I want to live in a game made of cock. I want to live in a movie made of cock. I want to live in a book made of cock. I want to live in a comic made of cock. I want to live in a cartoon made of cock. I want to live in a painting made of cock. I want to live in a sculpture made of cock. I want to live in a photograph made of cock. I want to live in a video made of cock. I want to live in a song made of cock. I want to live in a poem made of cock. I want to live in a story made of cock. I want to live in a novel made of cock. I want to live in a play made of cock. I want to live in a opera made of cock. I want to live in a ballet made of cock. I want to live in a symphony made of cock. I want to live in a concerto made of cock. I want to live in

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2023-09-24T17Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseydrunk: :marseycheers2: :marseyhungover: :marseywinemom:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -1
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Count_Sprpr +1m +8 / -0
But this is a good thing!
:#marseysmughips:

  MayflyAlt-98 +1m +7 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

Count_Sprpr +3m +7 / -0
I am a !boozers
:#marseyraging:

  MayflyAlt-98 +2m +4 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  Bellicose-Twink +51m +2 / -0
  > 835 coins
  :#marseyemojirofl:
  This is just sad.

    Count_Sprpr +1h +2 / -0
    I have 1881 now, thanks for the support.
    :#marseywave2:

      Bellicose-Twink +58m +2 / -0
      Glad to help, :marseywave2:
      > 1881
      :#marseyxd:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +16m +5 / -0
Lol at the people who think being a boozer is a good thing

  MayflyAlt-98 +1m +6 / -0
  :marseysmug2:

  Downie +54m +3 / -0
  Being a boozer is the best thing, it's the best way to live life. The best way to live life is to go out for a few drinks, get drunk, and get home and sleep it off, then repeat this process tomorrow. The best way to live life is to drink a lot of alcohol, get drunk, and sleep it off, then repeat this process every day of the week. The best way to live life is to drink a lot of alcohol, get drunk, and sleep it off, then repeat this process every day of the week. The best way to live life is to drink a lot of alcohol, get drunk

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2023-04-01T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +48 / -1
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HugeThompson +10m +10 / -0
I don't get it

  MayflyAlt-98 +2m +13 / -0
  The postmodernism of the 1990s was a reaction to the modernism of the 1950s and 1960s. Postmodernism was an anti-modernist movement that criticized the Enlightenment ideals of progress, reason, and rationality. Modernism was the dominant cultural and intellectual movement of the 1950s and 1960s, and it was characterized by a belief in progress, reason, and rationality. Modernism was a product of the Enlightenment and it was based on the belief that human beings are capable of creating a better world through reason and science. Postmodernism was a reaction to modernism and it was characterized by a skepticism of progress, reason, and rationality. Postmodernism was a product of the late 20th century and it was based on the belief that human beings are not capable of creating a better world through reason and science. Postmodernism is a reaction to modernism and it is characterized by a skepticism of progress, reason, and rationality. Postmodernism is a product of the late 20th century and it is based on the belief that human beings are not capable of creating a better world through reason and science.
  :marseyconfused:

    HugeThompson +3m +7 / -0
    Ok now I get it

  bussylover1488 +17m +4 / -0
  It's a reference to an old joke

BigBussyHunter +5m +8 / -0
This makes me feel old :marseygrilling2:

  asshole +1h +4 / -0
  :marseydoomer:

    BigBussyHunter +2m +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-03-04T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The OG Bong CHUD :marseysaluteconfederacy: :marseydisgust: :marseyjamesholmes: :marseyhibernian: :marseyflagireland: :marseysaluteconfederacy:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +16 / -1
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DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +52m +7 / -0
They should have let the irish have their own country

  MayflyAlt-98 +12m +6 / -0
  {IMG}
  !besties :marseyhappy2:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +4 / -0
    I can't believe they were so cruel

    vegan_doggy_bottom +17m +3 / -0
    The whole "genocide" thing is retarded though. You can't genocide a group that doesn't exist. But the British did do an incredibly shitty job of assimilating the Irish and that's the real crime. The Irish are still the same people they were in the 19th century.

      MayflyAlt-98 +18m +2 / -0
      Irish people are literally the same people that were massacred in the potato famine. It's just a different generation of them.

        vegan_doggy_bottom +1m +2 / -0
        They're the same people. They're just better now.

          MayflyAlt-98 +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyderp:

            vegan_doggy_bottom +22m +2 / -0
            :#marseyagree:

              MayflyAlt-98 +3h +2 / -0
              :marseyshy2:

  Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
  They were supposed to get it back in 1922 but a bunch of republicans tried to stop the handover so they said 'fuck it' and just gave the lot to the English.

Jewdanksdad +17m +4 / -0
What is this

  MayflyAlt-98 +35

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-04-02T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywereback: :marseycrystal: :marseygem: :marseyembrace:
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VOTES: +20 / -0
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peepeehands +1m +9 / -0
{IMG}

  Geralt_of_Uganda +35m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

  asshole +1m +3 / -0
  {GIF}
  !slots123

  NO +3h +2 / -0
  *dramatic pauses*
  {IMG}

KONY_2032 +1h +3 / -0
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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2023-08-17T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The real problem with foids is that they are lazy. :marseyagree:
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VOTES: +17 / -0
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X +1m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  MayflyAlt-98 +1m +12 / -0
  :marseysulk: I can't figure out how to cook eggs. I've tried so many times.
  !besties :marseyexcited:

    X +1m +6 / -0
    {IMG} {IMG}

      MayflyAlt-98 +3m +7 / -0
      :marseyantiwork: I'll get there

        X +1m +6 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:
        or just get :#marseyfriedchicken:

          MayflyAlt-98 +11m +5 / -0
          :marseylickinglips:

    smolchickentenders +27m +4 / -0
    Just make a little pan with some butter or lard and crack the egg in it. If it gets too brown on top you can flip it over and cook the other side.
    :#marseyshrug:

    676974 +2h +3 / -0
    If you can't cook an egg, you shouldn't be cooking.

      MayflyAlt-98 +41m +3 / -0
      :marseygiveup:

        676974 +1h +3 / -0
        :marseysmug:

          MayflyAlt-98 +5h +2 / -0
          I tried making a fried egg with olive oil. I put it on medium heat and the oil immediately flared up and charred the egg. :marseygiveup: I put the heat to low but the egg is so runny that the yolk isn't set when I flip it :marseyantiwork2:

            676974 +10m +2 / -0
            :#marseyxd:

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-04-22T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Have you tried being a :marseychud: ?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The first thing you should do when you wake up in the morning is to repeat to yourself, "I have a right to be a chud." Repeat it to yourself as many times as you need to before getting out of bed. Throughout the day, keep repeating it to yourself every time you feel chud energy getting the better of you. By the end of the day, you should be able to say it with confidence and without feeling any guilt.
The second thing you should do is to start going out and meeting people. This is important because being a chud is all about being comfortable in your own skin and being able to express yourself freely. The more people you meet, the more comfortable you will feel in your own skin.
The third thing you should do is to start dressing like a chud. This is important because it will help you to feel more confident and comfortable in your own skin. When you feel confident and comfortable, you will be more likely to be able to express yourself freely.
The fourth thing you should do is to start listening to chud music. This is important because it will help you to feel more connected to the chud community. When you feel connected to the chud community, you will be more likely to be able to express yourself freely.
The fifth thing you should do is to start watching chud movies. This is important because it will help you to feel more connected to the chud community. When you feel connected to the chud community, you will be more likely to be able to express yourself freely.
The sixth thing you should do is to start reading chud literature. This is important because it will help you to feel more connected to the chud community. When you feel connected to the chud community, you will be more likely to be able to express yourself freely.
The seventh thing you should do is to start going to chud events. This is important because it will help you to feel more connected to the chud community. When you feel connected to the chud community, you will be more likely to be able to express yourself freely.
The eighth thing you should do is to start making friends with other chuds. This is important because it will help you to feel more connected

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AUTHOR: MayflyAlt-98
DATE: 2024-05-19T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Trains aren't in the kitchen anymore" :marseytransrentfree: :marseytrain2:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +3m +23 / -0
:#marseyconfused2:

  MayflyAlt-98 +4m +15 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  Bartendercel +2h +10 / -0
  I'm gonna guess he's a troon and is upset that other troons arent in the kitchen anymore? Like theyre not cooking for him or something, just a guess

    X +2m +7 / -0
    i wonder why he thinks so lol

      Bartendercel +1m +8 / -0
      >i wonder why
      Because he's a schizo? He's a troon with a schizo, so he thinks the trains arent in the kitchen anymore for some reason

        X +1m +7 / -0
        > Because he's a schizo?
        :#marseyagree:

  BussyAtomSmasher +3h +4 / -0
  Same bb

arseupwrongo +14m +17 / -0
It's that kind of behaviour that always makes me wonder what happened in their childhood

  Bartendercel +2h +7 / -0
  He got molested by a troon

Patsy +10m +13 / -0
!transphobes

  MayflyAlt-98 +5m +10 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  X +4m +7 / -0
  :#marseythanks:

MeowMixed +1h +7 / -0
It's like the reverse of "why are there so many trans people on reddit"

  BussyAtomSmasher +2h +3 / -0
  Post bussy

    MeowMixed +3h +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      BussyAtomSmasher +32m +2 / -0
      :horny:y

BussyAtomSmasher +3h +

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-06-27T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 57
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Aevann +11m +12 / -0
{MP4}

  McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
  {MP4}

    Aevann +26s +9 / -0
    {MP4}

      McCoxmaul +1m +11 / -0
      {MP4}

        Aevann +1m +12 / -0
        {MP4}

          McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
          {MP4}

            Aevann +1m +10 / -0
            {MP4}

              McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
              {MP4}

                Aevann +1m +10 / -0
                {MP4}

                  McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
                  {MP4}

                    Aevann +1m +10 / -0
                    {MP4}

                      McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
                      {MP4}

                        Aevann +1m +10 / -0
                        {MP4}

                          McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
                          {MP4}

                            Aevann +2m +10 / -0
                            {MP4}

      Aevann +1m +9 / -0
      {MP4}

        Aevann +2m +8 / -0
        {MP4}

          Aevann +2m +7 / -0
          {MP4}

            Aevann +2m +7 / -0
            {MP4}

              Aevann +2m +6 / -0
              {MP4}

                Aevann +2m +6 / -0
                {MP4}

                  Aevann +2m +6 / -0
                  {MP4}

                    Aevann +1m +6 / -0
                    {MP4}

                      Aevann +1m +6 / -0
                      {MP4}

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-08-17T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Project Marsey: The Game
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +65 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm making a game. It's about Marsey. You can help me out by clicking the link to the [crowdfunder](https://www.patreon.com/posts/marsey-the-game-90021790).
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +11m +24 / -0
:#marseysoypoint:

  McCoxmaul +1m +15 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint2:

    carpathianflorist +2m +11 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint2:

      McCoxmaul +44s +9 / -0
      :#marseysoypoint:

        carpathianflorist +1m +10 / -0
        :#marseysoypoint2:

          McCoxmaul +1m +9 / -0
          :#marseysoypoint:

            carpathianflorist +1m +9 / -0
            :#marseysoypoint2:

              McCoxmaul +1m +9 / -0
              :#marseysoypoint:

                carpathianflorist +1m +9 / -0
                :#marseysoypoint2:

                  McCoxmaul +1m +9 / -0
                  :#marseysoypoint:

                    carpathianflorist +1m +9 / -0
                    :#marseysoypoint2:

                      McCoxmaul +1m +9 / -0
                      :#marseysoypoint:

                        carpathianflorist +1m +9 / -0
                        :#marseysoypoint2:

                          McCoxmaul +1m +9 / -0
                          :#marseysoypoint:

                            carpathianflorist +1m +9 / -0
                            :#marseysoypoint2:

        BrokeBackBuck +3m +8 / -0

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-08-12T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🤔
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +99 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
JimothyX2 +1m +28 / -0
i wonder if carp is the real marsey

  McCoxmaul +14s +26 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

    JimothyX2 +2m +23 / -0
    so you're saying I'm jimothy
    edit: i'm jimothy

      McCoxmaul +1m +13 / -0
      :#marseyjimothy:

    Goomble +1m +12 / -0
    :#marseymarseylove:

  Goomble +1m +11 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

    JimothyX2 +2m +10 / -0
    so you're saying i'm jimothy

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +47m +7 / -0
  This is the kind of shit that makes me want to kill myself

  Goomble +47m +6 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

  Goomble +47m +5 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

  Goomble +47m +5 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

  Goomble +47m +5 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

  Goomble +47m +5 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

  Goomble +47m +5 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

  Goomble +47m +5 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

  Goomble +47m +5 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

  Goomble +47m +5 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

  Goomble +47m +5 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

  Goomble +47m +5 / -

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2023-04-18T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Hey, look at what I did!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +102 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
**See the sidebar** (I don’t think it’s working)
COMMENTS:
McCoxmaul +4m +35 / -0
Oh, it's working. I was just confused.
{IMG}

  McCoxmaul +1m +23 / -0
  {IMG}
  (see the sidebar)

    McCoxmaul +1m +26 / -0
    {IMG}
    (see the sidebar)

      McCoxmaul +5m +33 / -0
      {IMG}
      (see the sidebar)

        McCoxmaul +1m +33 / -0
        {IMG}
        (see the sidebar)

          McCoxmaul +1m +40 / -0
          {IMG}
          (see the sidebar)

            McCoxmaul +39s +36 / -0
            {IMG}
            (see the sidebar)

              McCoxmaul +1m +38 / -0
              {IMG}
              (see the sidebar)

                McCoxmaul +1m +35 / -0
                {IMG}
                (see the sidebar)

                  McCoxmaul +45s +33 / -0
                  {IMG}
                  (see the sidebar)

                    McCoxmaul +1m +32 / -0
                    {IMG}
                    (see the sidebar)

                      McCoxmaul +1m +31 / -0
                      {IMG}
                      (see the sidebar)

                        McCoxmaul +53s +32 / -0
                        {IMG}
                        (see the sidebar)

                          McCoxmaul +1m +31 / -0
                          {IMG}
                          (see the sidebar)

                            McCoxmaul +45s +29 / -0
                            {IMG}
                            (see the sidebar)

                      Transformers +3h +5 / -0
                      :#marseygem:

                  Lv999_Lich_King +2h +6 / -0
                  Where's the sidebar??

                    McCoxmaul +3m +8 / -0

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2023-05-20T18Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: :marseytype:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +101 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
McCoxmaul +41s +23 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}

  McCoxmaul +28s +21 / -0
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}

    McCoxmaul +25s +18 / -0
    {IMG}
    {IMG}
    {IMG}
    {IMG}

      McCoxmaul +28s +16 / -0
      {IMG}
      {IMG}
      {IMG}
      {IMG}

        McCoxmaul +21s +15 / -0
        {IMG}
        {IMG}
        {IMG}
        {IMG}

          McCoxmaul +16s +15 / -0
          {IMG}
          {IMG}
          {IMG}
          {IMG}

            McCoxmaul +26s +14 / -0
            {IMG}
            {IMG}
            {IMG}
            {IMG}

              McCoxmaul +21s +13 / -0
              {IMG}
              {IMG}
              {IMG}
              {IMG}

                McCoxmaul +25s +13 / -0
                {IMG}
                {IMG}
                {IMG}
                {IMG}

                  McCoxmaul +24s +11 / -0
                  {IMG}
                  {IMG}
                  {IMG}
                  {IMG}

                    McCoxmaul +22s +10 / -0
                    {IMG}
                    {IMG}
                    {IMG}
                    {IMG}

                      McCoxmaul +27s +9 / -0
                      {IMG}
                      {IMG}
                      {IMG}
                      {IMG}

                        McCoxmaul +15s +8 / -0
                        {IMG}
                        {IMG}
                        {IMG}
                        {IMG}

                          McCoxmaul +23s +7 / -0
                          {IMG}
                          {IMG}
                          {IMG}
                          {IMG}

                            McCoxmaul +25s +

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-09-11T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey Bounce
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +116 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyupvote2::marseydownvote::marseyupvote2::marseydownvote:
COMMENTS:
X +15m +29 / -0
:#marseysoypoint: <sup style="color:transparent;">black lives matter</sup>
{IMG}

  McCoxmaul +1m +18 / -0
  my fucking balls

    X +2m +15 / -0
    :#marseyspit: <sup style="color:transparent;">black lives matter</sup>
    {IMG}

      McCoxmaul +2m +11 / -0
      you know what? i don't think you're doing this on purpose

        X +41s +12 / -0
        :#marseysoypoint: <sup style="color:transparent;">black lives matter</sup>
        {IMG}

          McCoxmaul +45s +12 / -0
          :#marseysoypoint: <sup style="color:transparent;">black lives matter</sup>
          {IMG}

            X +1m +11 / -0
            :#marseysoypoint: <sup style="color:transparent;">black lives matter</sup>
            {IMG}

              McCoxmaul +2m +10 / -0
              :#marseysoypoint: <sup style="color:transparent;">black lives matter</sup>
              {IMG}

                X +4m +10 / -0
                :#marseysoypoint: <sup style="color:transparent;">black lives matter</sup>
                {IMG}

                  McCoxmaul +1m +6 / -0
                  :#marseysoypoint: <sup style="color:transparent;">black lives matter</sup>
                  {IMG}

                    X +3m +7 / -0
                    :#marseysoypoint: <sup style="color:transparent;">black lives matter</sup>
                    {IMG}

                      McCoxmaul +1m +7 / -0

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2024-02-18T19Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: :marseybat2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +86 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
McCoxmaul +2m +19 / -0
{IMG}

  McCoxmaul +1m +14 / -0
  {IMG}

    McCoxmaul +1m +16 / -0
    {IMG}

      McCoxmaul +1m +14 / -0
      {IMG}

        McCoxmaul +1m +11 / -0
        {IMG}

          McCoxmaul +1m +12 / -0
          {IMG}

            McCoxmaul +1m +11 / -0
            {IMG}

              McCoxmaul +1m +11 / -0
              {IMG}

                McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
                {IMG}

                  McCoxmaul +1m +11 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    McCoxmaul +1m +12 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            McCoxmaul +1m +11 / -0
                            {IMG}

    coned +2m +8 / -0
    i don't get it

      McCoxmaul +1m +12 / -0
      {IMG}

        coned +5m +8 / -0
        i don't get it :talk2hand:

          McCoxmaul +1m +11 / -0
          {IMG}

            coned +1m +8 / -0
            i don't get it :talk2hand:

              McCoxmaul +5m +11 / -0
              {IMG}

                coned +1m +6 / -0
                i don't get it :talk2hand:

                  McCoxmaul +4m +5 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    coned +

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-02-26T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysmokealarmbeep: :marseysmokealarmbeep: :marseysmokealarmbeep: :marseysmokealarmbeep: :marseysmokealarmbeep: :marseysmokealarmbeep:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +37 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I will post this every 30 minutes for the next 24 hours
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +32s +17 / -0
:#marseysmokealarmbeep:

  McCoxmaul +49s +12 / -0
  :#marseysmokealarmbeep:

    Wuzizname +6m +10 / -0
    :#marseysmokealarmbeep:

      McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
      :#marseysmokealarmbeep:

        Wuzizname +5m +10 / -0
        :#marseysmokealarmbeep:

          McCoxmaul +3m +10 / -0
          :#marseysmokealarmbeep:

            Wuzizname +1m +9 / -0
            :#marseysmokealarmbeep:

              McCoxmaul +45s +10 / -0
              :#marseysmokealarmbeep:

                Wuzizname +3m +9 / -0
                :#marseysmokealarmbeep:

                  McCoxmaul +3m +8 / -0
                  :#marseysmokealarmbeep:

                    Wuzizname +2m +8 / -0
                    :#marseysmokealarmbeep:

                      McCoxmaul +2m +8 / -0
                      :#marseysmokealarmbeep:

                        Wuzizname +1m +8 / -0
                        :#marseysmokealarmbeep:

                          McCoxmaul +1m +8 / -0
                          :#marseysmokealarmbeep:

                            Wuzizname +1

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-04-14T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The fish and I are fighting
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +108 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m on the ground
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +24 / -1
{IMG}

  McCoxmaul +5m +27 / -0
  I’m going to make a picture of you fucking me and then I’m going to make you give it to me

    carpathianflorist +3m +22 / -1
    No, I’m going to make a picture of me fucking you and then I’m going to make you give it to me

      McCoxmaul +1m +25 / -0
      Okay but I’m going to make a picture of me fucking you and then I’m going to make you give it to me

        carpathianflorist +1m +22 / -1
        Okay but I’m going to make a picture of me fucking you and then I’m going to make you give it to me

          McCoxmaul +2m +18 / -0
          Okay but I’m going to make a picture of me fucking you and then I’m going to make you give it to me

            carpathianflorist +1m +18 / -1
            Okay but I’m going to make a picture of me fucking you and then I’m going to make you give it to me

              McCoxmaul +1m +20 / -0
              Okay but I’m going to make a picture of me fucking you and then I’m going to make you give it to me

                carpathianflorist +1m +18 / -1
                Okay but I’m going to make a picture of me fucking you and then I’m going to make you give it to me

                  McCoxmaul +1m +14 / -0
                  Okay but I’m going to make a picture of me fucking you and then I’m going to make you give it to me

                    carpathianflorist +1m +12 / -1
                    Okay but I’m going to make a picture of me fucking you and then I’m going to make you give it to me

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-08-27T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +65 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +1m +22 / -0
{IMG}

  Saint_Nicholas +39s +11 / -0
  {IMG}

    Saint_Nicholas +35s +11 / -0
    {IMG}

      Saint_Nicholas +10s +13 / -0
      {IMG}

        Saint_Nicholas +30s +12 / -0
        {IMG}

          Saint_Nicholas +28s +10 / -0
          {IMG}

            Saint_Nicholas +27s +8 / -0
            {IMG}

              Saint_Nicholas +31s +12 / -0
              {IMG}

                Saint_Nicholas +27s +10 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Saint_Nicholas +25s +8 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Saint_Nicholas +28s +8 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Saint_Nicholas +28s +7 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Saint_Nicholas +24s +8 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Saint_Nicholas +29s +7 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Saint_Nicholas +28s +7 / -0
                            {IMG}

                            gnomed +2h +4 / -0
                            :#marseysweating:

Dramamine +2h +10 / -0
This is a good one

  McCoxmaul +1m +9 / -0
  Thanks! I love the Marseyverse.

RabidModerate +17m +8 / -0
:#marseytrain:

  McCoxmaul +2m +7 / -0
  :#marseytrain:

  gnomed +2h +4 / -0
  :#marseytrain:

    McCoxmaul +5m +4 / -0
    :#marseytrain:

gnomed +2h +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-01-20T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey :marseyjam: and The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse :marseydead:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +40 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
First attempt at a full comic. (Will make an update later. Also, don't tell anyone I made this.)
COMMENTS:
McCoxmaul +4m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  McCoxmaul +49s +12 / -0
  {IMG}

    McCoxmaul +2m +12 / -0
    {IMG}

      McCoxmaul +5m +12 / -0
      {IMG}

        McCoxmaul +1m +12 / -0
        {IMG}

          McCoxmaul +2m +12 / -0
          {IMG}

            McCoxmaul +2m +11 / -0
            {IMG}

              McCoxmaul +3m +11 / -0
              {IMG}

                McCoxmaul +5m +11 / -0
                {IMG}

                  McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    McCoxmaul +55s +10 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      McCoxmaul +2m +11 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        McCoxmaul +4m +11 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          McCoxmaul +2m +10 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
                            {IMG}

                          IslamWasRightAboutWomen +39m +5 / -0
                          :marseyconfused:

                            McCoxmaul +5m +6 / -0
                            I think I'm going to stick with this one.

              Sneed +43m +4 / -0
              :marseysneed:

                McCoxmaul +3m +4 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Sneed +3h +2 / -0
                  :marseysneed:

                    McCoxmaul +1h +3 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Sneed +

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-02-15T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: marsey marsey marsey marsey marsey
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
marsey marsey marsey marsey marsey
marsey marsey marsey marsey marsey
marsey marsey marsey marsey marsey
marsey marsey marsey marsey marsey
COMMENTS:
McCoxmaul +18s +6 / -0
{IMG}

  mellokind +2m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    McCoxmaul +2m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      mellokind +2m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        McCoxmaul +4m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          mellokind +3m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            McCoxmaul +1m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              mellokind +1m +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                McCoxmaul +21s +3 / -0
                {IMG}

                  mellokind +1m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    McCoxmaul +1m +3 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      mellokind +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        McCoxmaul +1m +3 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          mellokind +1m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            McCoxmaul +1m +3 / -0
                            {IMG}

  McCoxmaul +6m +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    McCoxmaul +30s +1 / -0
    {IMG}

      McCoxmaul +39s +1 / -0
      {IMG}

        McCoxmaul +40s +1 / -0
        {IMG}

          McCoxmaul +30s +1 / -0
          {IMG}

            McCoxmaul +33s +1 / -0
            {IMG}

              McCoxmaul +

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-07-02T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Certifiedbussyoperator +3m +2 / -0
What is this

  McCoxmaul +40s +3 / -0
  The future

    Certifiedbussyoperator +5m +2 / -0
    :marseyvibing:

    BroxyKong +15m +1 / -0
    Fuck me I wish I could go back to the past instead.

      McCoxmaul +6m +1 / -0
      {IMG}

        BroxyKong +1m +1 / -0
        {IMG}

    Redactor0 +3h +1 / -0
    The future is in the past.
    :marseyboomer:

McCoxmaul +3m +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-02-05T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [SPINOFF] marsey is a bussy connoisseur
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +95 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +46 / -0
{IMG}

  McCoxmaul +1m +28 / -0
  {IMG}

  Saint_Nicholas +1m +20 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

  TariqNasheed +2m +14 / -0
  :marseybooba:

  jesus +2h +11 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

  August +7h +5 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

  smolchickentenders +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

  911roofer +7h +4 / -0
  :marseybooba:

McCoxmaul +1m +23 / -0
{IMG}

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +11m +17 / -0
  :#marseyblowkiss:
  :#marseyloveyou:

    McCoxmaul +3m +11 / -0
    {IMG}

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +10 / -0
      I love you so much :(

        McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
        {IMG}

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +13 / -0
          I'm literally shaking rn
          :#marseylove:

            McCoxmaul +2m +12 / -0
            {IMG}

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +12 / -0
              I'm so happy right now, this is the best day of my life

                McCoxmaul +2m +11 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +8 / -0
                  :marseylove:

                    McCoxmaul +2m +5 / -

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-03-09T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Oh My God, It's McCoxmaul
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +88 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
McCoxmaul +1m +40 / -0
I'm very happy to be here. Thank you for the awards, kind strangers. I'm not sure what I'll do with this place yet, but I'll figure it out.
:marseybye:

  Saint_Nicholas +1m +43 / -0
  :#marseybye: :#!marseybye:

  Tonberry +1m +25 / -0
  Can we have a Marsey version of the "I'm the anti janny" song?

    McCoxmaul +1m +22 / -0
    I'll think about it.

      Tonberry +1m +15 / -0
      :marseylove:

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +22 / -0
  Can you make a Marsey for the new game you're working on? I'll give you 1000 dramacoin

    McCoxmaul +5m +23 / -0
    I don't think so. I don't know the lore or anything.
    But if you want I can make a Marsey that looks like the game characters. I think that would be fun.

      Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +18 / -0
      I'd be happy with either. Make it if you have the time. I'll keep the dramacoin for later.

        McCoxmaul +4m +21 / -0
        I'm not sure if I'll do it, but I'm thinking of doing it. I'm at work atm so I'll try to find some time to do it tonight.

          Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +15 / -0
          :#marseylove:

          Saint_Nicholas +4m +14 / -0
          :#marseyinshallah:

  Dramarama +15m +17 / -0
  Can you make a Marsey singing Marsey's theme? :marseybegging

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-01-07T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [POLL] Should I make a marsey version of this
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +11m +8 / -0
>Make a Marsey version
:#marseyagree:

  McCoxmaul +14m +6 / -0
  # D E A L

X +7m +5 / -0
:#marseyagree:

  McCoxmaul +18m +3 / -0
  # D E A L

loli_esports +24m +4 / -0
do it

  McCoxmaul +2m +5 / -0
  # D E A L

McCoxmaul +1h +4 / -0
{IMG}

  McCoxmaul +47s +3 / -0
  @Aevann @Carpathianflorist @McCoxmaul
  {IMG}

    Aevann +1m +3 / -0
    @McCoxmaul

      McCoxmaul +1m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        Aevann +3m +3 / -0
        @McCoxmaul

          McCoxmaul +3m +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            Aevann +4m +3 / -0
            @McCoxmaul

              McCoxmaul +3m +3 / -0
              {IMG}

                Aevann +3m +3 / -0
                @McCoxmaul

                  McCoxmaul +4m +3 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Aevann +3m +3 / -0
                    @McCoxmaul

                      McCoxmaul +3m +3 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Aevann +1m +3 / -0
                        @McCoxmaul

                          McCoxmaul +1m +3 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Aevann +3m +3 / -0
                            @McCoxmaul

                  Aevann +27s +3 / -0
                  @

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-09-02T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Live Webm
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
H +1h +2 / -0
I want to see this in reverse

  McCoxmaul +55m +1 / -0
  {MP4}

McCoxmaul +54s +2 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +14m +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +1m +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +3m +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +35s +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +3m +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +1m +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +1m +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +51s +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +38s +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +1m +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +4m +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +1m +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +1m +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +1m +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +2m +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +2m +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +2m +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +2m +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +2m +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +2m +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +1m +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +1m +1 / -0
{MP4}

McCoxmaul +2m +1 / -0
{MP4}

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2023-06-19T23Z
HOLE: marseycrossing
TITLE: Vampbros...
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
McCoxmaul +1m +26 / -0
{IMG}

  antiracist_tulpa +1m +16 / -0
  :#marseywereback:

  oppie +14m +12 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold:

  TheDunceonMaster +21m +10 / -0
  !vampires the tide has turned
  !slotsmb1000

    McCoxmaul +1m +5 / -0
    !slots100

      McCoxmaul +1m +3 / -0
      !slots100

        McCoxmaul +16s +3 / -0
        !slots100

          McCoxmaul +23s +3 / -0
          !slots100

            McCoxmaul +14s +3 / -0
            !slots100

              McCoxmaul +18s +3 / -0
              !slots100

                McCoxmaul +14s +3 / -0
                !slots100

                  McCoxmaul +16s +2 / -0
                  !slots100

                    McCoxmaul +19s +2 / -0
                    !slots100

                      McCoxmaul +14s +2 / -0
                      !slots100

                        McCoxmaul +13s +2 / -0
                        !slots100

                          McCoxmaul +15s +2 / -0
                          !slots100

                            McCoxmaul +13s +2 / -0
                            !slots100

  Holly_Jolly_Kong +5m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

  garlicdoors +5m +4 / -0
  {MP4}

  WeThreeKweens +2h +3 / -0
  We’re back in business boys :#marse

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-09-01T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: marseyvape
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +104 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
McCoxmaul +1m +31 / -0
{IMG}

  McCoxmaul +57s +28 / -0
  {IMG}

    McCoxmaul +42s +32 / -0
    {IMG}

      McCoxmaul +3m +31 / -0
      {IMG}

        McCoxmaul +5m +28 / -0
        {IMG}

          McCoxmaul +1m +26 / -0
          {IMG}

            McCoxmaul +1m +25 / -0
            {IMG}

              McCoxmaul +1m +24 / -0
              {IMG}

                McCoxmaul +1m +25 / -0
                {IMG}

                  McCoxmaul +3m +15 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    McCoxmaul +2m +13 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      McCoxmaul +4m +14 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        McCoxmaul +1m +13 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          McCoxmaul +1m +14 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            McCoxmaul +1m +15 / -0
                            {IMG}

                            HeyMoon +43m +14 / -0
                            nigga you need to use the remove background tool

  August +1h +15 / -0
  Post it in the emoji thread and you can get a badge

    McCoxmaul +3m +10 / -0
    {IMG}

  Drippo +1h +10 / -0
  My god that's perfect

  TheOverSeether +4h +6 / -0
  {IMG}
  :#marseyvape:

    McCoxmaul +48m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

      TheOverSeether +1h +4 / -0
      {IMG}
      :marseyvapepat:

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-03-23T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: slav
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Certifiedbussyoperator +5m +7 / -0
{IMG}

  McCoxmaul +27s +4 / -0
  damn

McCoxmaul +19s +6 / -0
{MP4}

  McCoxmaul +17s +5 / -0
  {MP4}

    McCoxmaul +15s +6 / -0
    {MP4}

      McCoxmaul +12s +6 / -0
      {MP4}

        McCoxmaul +17s +6 / -0
        {MP4}

          McCoxmaul +22s +5 / -0
          {MP4}

            McCoxmaul +19s +5 / -0
            {MP4}

              McCoxmaul +20s +5 / -0
              {MP4}

                McCoxmaul +13s +4 / -0
                {MP4}

                  McCoxmaul +20s +4 / -0
                  {MP4}

                    McCoxmaul +16s +4 / -0
                    {MP4}

                      McCoxmaul +18s +4 / -0
                      {MP4}

                        McCoxmaul +18s +4 / -0
                        {MP4}

                          McCoxmaul +19s +4 / -0
                          {MP4}

                            McCoxmaul +19s +4 / -0
                            {MP4}

weiguksa +3h +3 / -0
:#marseyrare:ed

  McCoxmaul +6m +2 / -0
  {IMG}ed

    weiguksa +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyrare: :#marseylove:
    :#marseyrare: :#marseypainter:

      McCoxmaul +1m +2 / -0
      {IMG} :#marseypainter:

        McCoxmaul +2m +

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-05-02T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: o
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +70 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +59s +17 / -0
:marseysweating:

  McCoxmaul +1m +11 / -0
  :#marseyfinger:

    Maximus +1m +11 / -0
    :#marseynut:

    Wuzizname +1h +7 / -0
    Oof that’s a long finger.

Enrico_Motassa +4m +15 / -0
:#marseybooba:

coned +27m +12 / -0
who are you

  McCoxmaul +2m +9 / -0
  I am the one you fear

    coned +6m +9 / -0
    {GIF}

      McCoxmaul +1m +6 / -0
      :#marseycock:

  Sneed +3h +1 / -0
  :#marseysneed:

  911roofer +4h +1 / -0
  He’s the one who made the marsey.

Wuzizname +1h +11 / -0
Weird how I've been seeing more of these over the past few days. And I've seen the fish dick Marsey, too. I wonder if it's the result of the latest update?

  McCoxmaul +14m +7 / -0
  I’m trying to make a marsey deck

    Wuzizname +1m +6 / -0
    Will there be a 2 deck variant too?
    :marseyexcited:

      McCoxmaul +1m +9 / -0
      I’m trying to make the 2 deck variant

        Wuzizname +50s +8 / -0
        I'm a little worried about how long it's gonna take. What's the ETA?

          McCoxmaul +1m +8 / -0
          I’m hoping it’s done by the end of the week

            Wuzizname +1m +6 / -0
            :#m

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2024-03-11T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [BETTING INSIDE] [LIVE] [REAL TIME] [CURRENT] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL] [REAL]

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-02-25T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: new toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +106 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
the characters are all wrong
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +1m +19 / -0
This is a good post

  McCoxmaul +2m +19 / -0
  Thank you

Wuzizname +24m +13 / -0
What’s the context here? I don’t understand?
:#marseybeanquestion:

  McCoxmaul +12m +21 / -0
  {IMG}

    Wuzizname +16m +12 / -0
    Ohhhh, I get it. It’s the cat the rat the hat and the cat in the hat! And the bird too!

      McCoxmaul +2m +12 / -0
      {IMG}

        Wuzizname +2m +8 / -0
        {GIF}

    August +4h +1 / -0
    It's the one where the rat is trying to get the hat, right?

      McCoxmaul +1h +1 / -0
      That’s the other one

WappyDoo +49m +8 / -0
I miss the original hat that made me laugh when I was a kid. Now it's all about "but how do you feel about the hat"

  McCoxmaul +1m +12 / -0
  {IMG}

    WappyDoo +3m +8 / -0
    I don't know what this is but I like it, I'm guessing the rat is trying to get the hat?

      McCoxmaul +1m +8 / -0
      yes

        WappyDoo +3m +7 / -0
        Thank you for educating me, my knowledge of Seuss has increased by 20%

          McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
          {IMG}

            WappyDoo +1h +5 / -0
            I feel like I should be able to understand this

              McCoxmaul +3m +5 / -0
              {IMG}

                WappyDoo +4m +5 / -0

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-01-27T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: the manlet is dead
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +59 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@ted_simp @grizzly @soren @janniejihad @retard_masturbator @tariqnasheed @gigavaccinator @dramamine @dramarama @carpathianflorist @Aevann @August @Intervention @IDF @The_Homocracy @slavchad @Wuzizname @Marco @geese_suck @Joan_Wayne_Gacy @quadnarca @snallygaster @TheOverSeether @krayon @Klenvastergan @snus @AverageBen10Enjoyer @TwoLargeSnakesMating @Yeltsin @HeyMoon @elfbinn @Landlord_Messiah @Lv100_Skeleton @MarseyIsMyWaifu @HetsAreFeds @KissingerFanBoyNoCarp @SucksCheedAndFeed2022Inc @Dramacel @Kellere31 @chiobu @ThatHoeOverThere @YALLAHblessYoTraplord @duck @Sal @boosy @KAT_B0T @bballbelle @pizzashill @MommyIssues @TheTroubleWithPibbles @Account_109_ @Wizdumb337 @Sneed @AkumuYume @NeedForSneed @solace @ticktockwarrior @Saint_Nicholas @UraniumDonGER @MrPennyCoomsToKids @YALLAHblessYoTraplord @fartbinn @nekobit @AkumuYume @KrayonEater @sKONGhunt42 @SaveUsUncleTed @justcool393 @Mom @carpathianflorist @AdrenochromeJunkie @Gigavaccinator @The_God_Of_Raisins @Dad @geese_suck @fartbinn @Landlord_Messiah @Lv999_Lich_King @Dramacel @Marco @FardAndShid @Wuzizname @chiobu @ThatHoeOverThere @YALLAHblessYoTraplord @

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-08-07T23Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: I made a game
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's a game where you click buttons. There are three buttons. One button is worth 1 point. The other is worth 2 points. The third is worth 3 points. But you only have three seconds to click one button before they switch.
If you do it well, you win. If you do it poorly, you lose.
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  McCoxmaul +1m +9 / -0
  {IMG}

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +8 / -0
    {IMG}

  userturkey13 +5m +7 / -0
  :#marseygiveup:

Enrico_Motassa +2m +10 / -0
:#marseysoypoint:
GAMING?!

McCoxmaul +45s +9 / -0
{IMG}

  McCoxmaul +3m +8 / -0
  {IMG}

    McCoxmaul +1m +9 / -0
    {IMG}

      McCoxmaul +2m +8 / -0
      {IMG}

        McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
        {IMG}

          McCoxmaul +56s +10 / -0
          {IMG}

            McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
            {IMG}

              McCoxmaul +55s +10 / -0
              {IMG}

                McCoxmaul +2m +10 / -0
                {IMG}

                  McCoxmaul +47s +9 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    McCoxmaul +1m +9 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      McCoxmaul +1m +9 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        McCoxmaul +3m +9 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          McCoxmaul +1m +9 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            McCoxmaul +2m +9 / -0
                            {IMG

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-02-24T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: marseyfag
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +78 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
edit: fixed the ears
COMMENTS:
McCoxmaul +1m +22 / -0
{IMG}

  Penny +1h +13 / -0
  {IMG}

  McCoxmaul +1m +11 / -0
  {IMG}

    McCoxmaul +1m +11 / -0
    {IMG}

      McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
      {IMG}

        McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
        {IMG}

          McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
          {IMG}

            McCoxmaul +2m +10 / -0
            {IMG}

              McCoxmaul +3m +10 / -0
              {IMG}

                McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
                {IMG}

                  McCoxmaul +32s +10 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      McCoxmaul +2m +10 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          McCoxmaul +28s +10 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
                            {IMG}

  Iamvanosexual +1h +8 / -0
  {IMG}

    McCoxmaul +1m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

      Iamvanosexual +1m +7 / -0
      :#marseylove:

        McCoxmaul +2m +6 / -0
        {IMG}

          Iamvanosexual +46s +6 / -0
          {IMG}

            McCoxmaul +2m +6 / -0
            {IMG}

              Iamvanosexual +1m +6 / -0
              {IMG}

                McCoxmaul +2m +6 / -0
                {IMG

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-05-09T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Ooh, he's so mean.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +67 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lycoris +1m +18 / -0
Oh my god he’s so cute

  McCoxmaul +1m +15 / -0
  He is! I love him so much!

    Lycoris +3m +12 / -0
    He looks like he’s so mischievous and cheeky :marseylove:

      McCoxmaul +22s +13 / -0
      He is! He’s a little troublemaker.

        Lycoris +37s +10 / -0
        :#marseylove:

    Saint_Nicholas +3m +6 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint:
    Goldy

      McCoxmaul +17s +6 / -0
      :#marseysoypoint:
      Goldy

        Saint_Nicholas +3m +5 / -0
        @mccoxmaul
        @getogeto
        :#marseysoypoint:

          McCoxmaul +1m +5 / -0
          :#marseysoypoint:
          Goldy

            Saint_Nicholas +2m +5 / -0
            @mccoxmaul
            @getogeto
            :#marseysoypoint:

              McCoxmaul +2m +4 / -0
              :#marseysoypoint:
              Goldy

                Saint_Nicholas +1m +4 / -0
                @mccoxmaul
                @getogeto
                :#marseysoypoint:

                  McCoxmaul +1m +4 / -0
                  :#marseysoypoint:
                  Goldy

                    Saint_Nicholas +2m +4 / -0
                    @mccoxmaul
                    @getogeto
                    :#marseysoypoint:

                      McCoxmaul +1m +4 / -0
                      :#marseysoypoint:

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-08-30T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey Zoomer
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +205 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +2m +70 / -0
{IMG}

  McCoxmaul +1m +37 / -0
  :marseyshook: holy crap

    carpathianflorist +49s +35 / -0
    {IMG}

      McCoxmaul +2m +37 / -0
      {IMG}

        carpathianflorist +1m +32 / -0
        {IMG}

          McCoxmaul +1m +29 / -0
          {IMG}

            carpathianflorist +1m +33 / -0
            {IMG}

              McCoxmaul +1m +27 / -0
              {IMG}

                carpathianflorist +42s +27 / -0
                {IMG}

                  McCoxmaul +1m +21 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    carpathianflorist +30s +23 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      McCoxmaul +1m +22 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        carpathianflorist +1m +21 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          McCoxmaul +1m +21 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            carpathianflorist +4m +18 / -0
                            {IMG}

              S +20m +15 / -0
              :marseyschizochadthankscapylove:
              I am going to use this one for my next schizopost

                carpathianflorist +2m +14 / -0
                I love that marsey so much :marseylove:

                  S +1m +11 / -0
                  :#chadthankskingcapypat:

              Goomble +1h +10 / -0
              I need to be able to make a marsey into an emoji with a transparent background like this. I have some ideas.

                carpath

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-06-24T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [BIDEN'S ANTI-ABORTION BILL SIGNING] - I'm so happy about this. It's the first time I've ever felt happy about a president. And I'm not even an American. I've been so sad for so long. I've been so mad. I'm happy. I'm so happy.
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm so happy about this. It's the first time I've ever felt happy about a president. And I'm not even an American. I've been so sad for so long. I've been so mad. I'm happy. I'm so happy.
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  McCoxmaul +2m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

JimothyX2 +2m +2 / -0
what about the coxsmaul bill signing

  McCoxmaul +1m +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    JimothyX2 +1m +3 / -0
    i dont get it

      McCoxmaul +36s +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        JimothyX2 +2m +3 / -0
        is this the coxsmaul bill signing

          McCoxmaul +1m +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            JimothyX2 +53s +4 / -0
            i still dont get it

              McCoxmaul +1m +4 / -0
              {IMG}

                JimothyX2 +2m +3 / -0
                still dont get it

                  McCoxmaul +1m +3 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    JimothyX2 +5m +3 / -0
                    i still dont get it

                      McCoxmaul +59s +3 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        JimothyX2 +1m +3 / -0
                        im still not getting it

                          McCoxmaul +44s +3 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            JimothyX2 +2m +3 / -0
                            i still

========

AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-08-22T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [scored] [INFINITI]
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +39 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://rdrama.net/post/97017/hello-rdrama-i-have-been-awarded
COMMENTS:
S +1m +23 / -0
:#marseyantischizo::#marseyschizochadthankscapylove:

  McCoxmaul +1m +11 / -0
  :#marseyschizochadthankscapylove:

X +2m +12 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

  McCoxmaul +1m +8 / -0
  :#marseyschizochadthankscapylove:

    X +1m +9 / -0
    :#marseylove:

      McCoxmaul +1m +8 / -0
      :#marseyschizochadthankscapylove:

        X +2m +7 / -0
        :#marseyloveyou:

          McCoxmaul +2m +8 / -0
          :#marseyschizochadthankscapylove:

            X +1m +6 / -0
            :#marseybased:

              McCoxmaul +1m +8 / -0
              :#marseyschizochadthankscapylove:

                X +1m +6 / -0
                :#marseyblush:

                  McCoxmaul +1m +3 / -0
                  :#marseyschizochadthankscapylove:

                    X +3m +3 / -0
                    :#marseylove:

                      McCoxmaul +1m +3 / -0
                      :#marseyschizochadthankscapylove:

                        X +1m +3 / -0
                        :#marseyloveyou:

                          McCoxmaul +2m +3 / -0
                          :#marseyschizochadthankscapylove:

                            X +2m +3 / -0
                            :#marseykingcrown:

  S

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2023-07-09T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: oh boy oh boy oh boy
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +113 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
HOTEP +1m +33 / -0
> oh boy oh boy oh boy
> {IMG}
> {IMG}
You got the perfect name for your new gimmick! :marseythumbsup:

  McCoxmaul +2m +17 / -0
  I've got more ideas

    HOTEP +5m +16 / -0
    I can’t wait for your next gimmick! :marseyexcited:

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +2h +5 / -0
    You can always add on to the last gimmick.

Penny +1m +19 / -0
idk who she is but she's cute 😊

  McCoxmaul +1m +16 / -0
  oh boy oh boy oh boy

    Penny +1m +17 / -0
    {GIF}

      McCoxmaul +1m +15 / -0
      oh boy oh boy oh boy

        Penny +1m +13 / -0
        {GIF}

          McCoxmaul +39s +11 / -0
          oh boy oh boy oh boy

            Penny +44s +12 / -0
            {GIF}

              McCoxmaul +1m +12 / -0
              oh boy oh boy oh boy

                Penny +3m +11 / -0
                {GIF}

                  McCoxmaul +1m +13 / -0
                  oh boy oh boy oh boy
                  {IMG}

                    Penny +2m +12 / -0
                    {GIF}

                      McCoxmaul +1m +13 / -0
                      oh boy oh boy oh boy
                      {IMG}

                        Penny +1m +10 / -0
                        {GIF}

                          McCoxmaul +1m +12 / -0
                          oh boy oh boy oh boy
                          {IMG}

                            Penny +3m +9 / -0
                            {GIF}

  BigBussyHunter

========

AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-06-20T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyking:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +40 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +14 / -0
:marseyjam:

  McCoxmaul +21s +11 / -0
  :marseyjamming:

carpathianflorist +3m +12 / -0
This is so fucking good
Can you make it so you can just select a marsey and it beats to the song with the marsey’s colors and the song’s tempo
:marseybegging:

  McCoxmaul +1m +11 / -0
  I can try! I’ll have to see what the marsey api can do

    carpathianflorist +3m +6 / -0
    There’s a link to the api in the code somewhere I’m sure
    https://rdrama.net/marseys

      McCoxmaul +1m +7 / -0
      There’s a whole api? I thought it was just a database

        carpathianflorist +1m +7 / -0
        Oh I thought that was the api lol
        https://fsdfsd.net/rDrama/rDrama/src/branch/master/files/routes/api/marseys.py
        Might be able to use that somehow
        Or just use the DB directly

          McCoxmaul +1m +11 / -0
          I can probably grab the DB directly and then parse the color values
          :marseypainter:

            carpathianflorist +58s +7 / -0
            :#marseykneel:

  Penny +6m +8 / -0
  can u make it a marsey too pls 🥺🥺

    carpathianflorist +1m +7 / -0
    I’m sure it can be done, but I have no idea how

      Penny +1m +7 / -0
      :marseydisintegrate: no I just want to see it bb 😫

        carpathianflorist +1m +7 / -0
        :marseypennypat

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2024-01-02T03Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: new marsey just dropped
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +135 / -5
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
McCoxmaul +4m +29 / -0
{IMG}

  McCoxmaul +1m +25 / -0
  {IMG}

    McCoxmaul +5m +31 / -0
    {IMG}

      McCoxmaul +37s +29 / -0
      {IMG}

        McCoxmaul +56s +25 / -0
        {IMG}

          McCoxmaul +24s +24 / -0
          {IMG}

            McCoxmaul +20s +24 / -0
            {IMG}

              McCoxmaul +11s +25 / -0
              {IMG}

                McCoxmaul +20s +22 / -0
                {IMG}

                  McCoxmaul +58s +25 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    McCoxmaul +27s +24 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      McCoxmaul +31s +20 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        McCoxmaul +58s +16 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          McCoxmaul +50s +16 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            McCoxmaul +39s +14 / -0
                            {IMG}

                      Redactor0 +2h +13 / -0
                      :marseyjam:
                      !marseyartists

                        McCoxmaul +36m +14 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Redactor0 +3m +6 / -0
                          :marseyjamming:

                      iStillMissEd +1h +12 / -0
                      > {IMG}
                      :#marseyxd:

                    McCoxmaul +4m +10 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      McCoxmaul +53s +13 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        McCoxmaul +1m +14 / -0
                        {IMG

========

AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-05-14T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Goomble
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +54 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Goomble
COMMENTS:
IlIIlIlIlIlIl +4m +25 / -0
{IMG}

  McCoxmaul +1m +18 / -0
  > youtuber
  :marseysick:

    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +3m +10 / -0
    What the fuck is a youtuber?

      McCoxmaul +56s +12 / -0
      {GIF}

        IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +10 / -0
        :#marseyohno:

    Tonberry +7h +2 / -0
    Who's the artist?

      McCoxmaul +2m +2 / -0
      It was @loli_esports

        Tonberry +36s +2 / -0
        Thx king

  oppie +1h +4 / -0
  Banned for youtuberphobia

  SubsequentlySneeds +10h +1 / -0
  :marseysoypoint:
  {IMG}

CantWakeUpJPG +14m +11 / -0
:marseygambling:

  McCoxmaul +2m +7 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

  oppie +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:
  !blackjack100

    oppie +43s +4 / -0
    !blackjack100
    :#marseysoypoint:

      oppie +55s +4 / -0
      !blackjack100
      :#marseysoypoint:

        oppie +27s +3 / -0
        !blackjack100
        :#marseysoypoint:

          oppie +38s +3 / -0
          !blackjack100
          :#marseysoypoint:

            oppie +1m +3 / -0
            !blackjack100

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-08-08T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Yowza!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +78 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +37 / -0
{IMG}

  McCoxmaul +4m +21 / -0
  {IMG}

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +18 / -0
    {IMG}

      McCoxmaul +1m +13 / -0
      {IMG}

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +15 / -0
        {IMG}

          McCoxmaul +2m +12 / -0
          {IMG}

            Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +11 / -0
            {IMG}

              McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
              {IMG}

                Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +10 / -0
                {IMG}

                  McCoxmaul +4m +6 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +7 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      McCoxmaul +3m +5 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +6 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          McCoxmaul +2m +5 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +6 / -0
                            {IMG}

carpathianflorist +2m +18 / -0
{IMG}

  McCoxmaul +1m +16 / -0
  {IMG}

    carpathianflorist +1m +16 / -0
    {IMG}

      McCoxmaul +1m +14 / -0
      {IMG}

        carpathianflorist +1m +15 / -0
        {IMG}

          McCoxmaul +1m +12 / -0
          {IMG}

            carpathianflorist +1m +13 / -0
            {IMG}

              McCoxmaul +1m +12 / -0

========

AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-09-07T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey Crayons
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +142 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +32 / -0
:#marseycrayoneater:

  McCoxmaul +1m +23 / -0
  I don't have a crayon, but I have a pencil

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +35s +23 / -0
    I have a crayon in my mouth

      McCoxmaul +3m +24 / -0
      {GIF}

      Redactor0 +31m +18 / -0
      :#marseyexcited:
      You have a crayon in your mouth?
      :#marseyshook:
      You have a crayon in your mouth?
      :#marseyrain:
      You have a crayon in your mouth?

      Chapose +20m +13 / -0
      :marseydisgust:

      loli_esports +1h +8 / -0
      I have a crayon in my bussy

  ight +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseycrayoneaterpat:

BroxyKong +2m +11 / -0
I've never eaten crayons.

  McCoxmaul +1m +16 / -0
  I've never eaten crayons

    BroxyKong +4m +11 / -0
    I've never eaten crayons

      McCoxmaul +2m +13 / -0
      I've never eaten crayons

        BroxyKong +1m +11 / -0
        I've never eaten crayons

          McCoxmaul +1m +14 / -0
          I've never eaten crayons

            BroxyKong +2m +10 / -0
            I've never eaten crayons

              McCoxmaul +1m +12 / -0
              I've never eaten crayons

                BroxyKong +1m +10 / -0
                I've never eaten crayons

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-08-21T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey Cards (fancy)
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Edit: I made the fancy version. I also made a regular version. I also made a fancy version of that.
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
McCoxmaul +4m +15 / -0
Here's the fancy version of the regular version. I also made a regular version.
{IMG}

  McCoxmaul +2m +11 / -0
  Here's the regular version of the fancy version of the regular version.

    UraniumDonGER +25m +8 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:

  McCoxmaul +4m +7 / -0
  Here's the fancy version of the regular version of the fancy version.

    McCoxmaul +3m +8 / -0
    Here's the fancy version of the regular version of the fancy version of the fancy version.

      McCoxmaul +4m +7 / -0
      Here's the fancy version of the regular version of the fancy version of the fancy version of the fancy version.

        McCoxmaul +4m +8 / -0
        Here's the fancy version of the regular version of the fancy version of the fancy version of the fancy version of the fancy version.

          McCoxmaul +4m +8 / -0
          Here's the fancy version of the regular version of the fancy version of the fancy version of the fancy version of the fancy version of the fancy version.

            McCoxmaul +2m +10 / -0
            Here's the fancy version of the regular version of the fancy version of the fancy version of the fancy version of the fancy version of the fancy version of the fancy version.

              McCoxmaul +5m +8 / -0
              Here's the fancy version of the regular version of the fancy version of the fancy version of the fancy version of the fancy version of the fancy version of the fancy version of the fancy version.

                McCoxmaul +2m +8 / -0
                Here's the fancy version of the regular version of the fancy version of the fancy version of the fancy version of the fancy version of the fancy version of the fancy version of

========

AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-02-03T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: rDrama Casino
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +72 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is a casino for the rDrama community. It is currently in development.
If you would like to make a bet on a blackjack hand, go to the comments and post a number. This number will represent how much dramacoin you want to bet. All numbers will be added up and the winner will be chosen at random.
If you win, your number will be doubled and given to you. If you lose, your number will be halved and given to me. If you tie, nothing happens.
COMMENTS:
McCoxmaul +21s +32 / -0
!blackjack100

  McCoxmaul +5s +24 / -0
  !blackjack100

    McCoxmaul +6s +23 / -0
    !blackjack100

      McCoxmaul +5s +24 / -0
      !blackjack100

        McCoxmaul +5s +23 / -0
        !blackjack100

          McCoxmaul +6s +22 / -0
          !blackjack100

            McCoxmaul +7s +21 / -0
            !blackjack100

              McCoxmaul +6s +20 / -0
              !blackjack100

                McCoxmaul +6s +19 / -0
                !blackjack100

                  McCoxmaul +6s +18 / -0
                  !blackjack100

                    McCoxmaul +7s +17 / -0
                    !blackjack100

                      McCoxmaul +6s +16 / -0
                      !blackjack100

                        McCoxmaul +6s +15 / -0
                        !blackjack100

                          McCoxmaul +7s +14 / -0
                          !blackjack100

                            McCoxmaul +6s +13 / -0
                            !blackjack100

    TariqNasheed +

========

AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-06-16T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: marsey lmao
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +176 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Penny +10m +40 / -0
{GIF}

  Wuzizname +31m +18 / -0
  I remember when this was a thing. That was a cool website. I miss it so much.

    Penny +20m +22 / -0
    i never really used it but idk what happened to it either :marseydepressed:

      Dramamine +4h +15 / -0
      https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/545985
      It was awesome. I remember when I was a kid it was this weird site I would go on because it was weird and I thought it was cool. I wish I had better memories of it. I should go back there someday.

        Penny +2h +9 / -0
        noooooo 😭😭 I got a newgrounds account but noooo i don’t remember the username 🥲🥲

          Dramamine +16m +9 / -0
          I'm not sure it's even on there. I was looking for the newgrounds version of this
          {YOUTUBE}

            Penny +4m +8 / -0
            it’s not on there :marseysadcat: 🥲🥲 I know I’m not gonna find it but still 🥲

              Dramamine +42m +5 / -0
              It's a good game and a good site

                Penny +1h +4 / -0
                {GIF}

        UnheardIdentity +1h +8 / -0
        I always thought that game was a bit fucked up. I guess it was more so in the 2000s.

          Dramamine +15m +11 / -0
          It's a game that's essentially about depression and suicide. It's a weird game, but it's about the depression of a 9 year old kid, so it's a weird game.

            UnheardIdentity +15m +11 / -0
            I just remember being a kid and being like "

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-09-26T19Z
HOLE: marseycrossing
TITLE: marsey city skylines 2
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +204 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
August +21m +52 / -0
I don't know what the fuck this is but I love it

  McCoxmaul +5m +43 / -0
  a marsey city skylines 2

    August +1m +25 / -0
    :#marseylove:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +2h +12 / -0
    This is actually really good, it looks like an AI-generated image of a city. I love it :marseylove:

      McCoxmaul +1m +12 / -0
      thank you

  CarpathiarFlorist +3m +17 / -0
  I think it's a kind of shitty city that's on fire.

    oppie +27m +13 / -0
    That's why you have to be careful to keep it contained

  Enrico_Motassa +3m +16 / -0
  it's the best game in existence

    TheOverSeether +3h +6 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

  Grue +3h +6 / -0
  It’s a love letter to a shitty game, a parody, and a fun piece of art in its own right.

    McCoxmaul +10h +2 / -0
    it’s a love letter to a shitty game, a parody, and a fun piece of art in its own right.

  BrokeBackBuck +10h +5 / -0
  it's a shitty city that's on fire

McCoxmaul +1m +47 / -0
!sd marsey city skylines 2

  McCoxmaul +1m +51 / -0
  {IMG}

    ACA +18m +31 / -0
    :#marseyflamewar:

    CarpathiarFlorist +14m +17 / -0

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2023-01-01T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-01-28T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysus:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +60 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lv999_Lich_King +1m +12 / -0
I'm coming for you Marsey!

  McCoxmaul +1m +11 / -0
  {IMG}

    Lv999_Lich_King +2m +10 / -0
    :marseyeldritchnut:

      McCoxmaul +3m +10 / -0
      {IMG}

        Lv999_Lich_King +3m +9 / -0
        :marseyblowkiss:
        :marseyeldritchnut:

          McCoxmaul +3m +10 / -0
          {IMG}

            Lv999_Lich_King +1m +8 / -0
            :marseylove:
            :marseyeldritchnut:

              McCoxmaul +3m +10 / -0
              {IMG}

                Lv999_Lich_King +1m +9 / -0
                :marseylove:
                :marseyeldritchnut:

                  McCoxmaul +1m +9 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Lv999_Lich_King +1m +8 / -0
                    :marseylove:
                    :marseyeldritchnut:

                      McCoxmaul +1m +9 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Lv999_Lich_King +1m +8 / -0
                        :marseylove:
                        :marseyeldritchnut:

                          McCoxmaul +2m +9 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Lv999_Lich_King +2m +8 / -0
                            :marseylove:
                            :marseyeldritchnut:

      Dramamine +22m +5 / -0
      How did this get missed when I saw it yesterday?

    911roofer +2m +6 / -0
    That’s a shame.

  MarseyIs

========

AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-09-08T17Z
HOLE: marseycrossing
TITLE: Marsey Raceway
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +68 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am looking for developers to help me make this game.
COMMENTS:
X +5m +20 / -0
:#marseyracist:

  McCoxmaul +1m +17 / -0
  I had that one, but I realized the game is not about racism

    X +40s +12 / -0
    oh i thought it was about the track

      McCoxmaul +3m +15 / -0
      No, it’s about the cars. You can only run one car at a time.

        X +1m +11 / -0
        :#marseyracist:

          McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
          It’s the cars

            X +2m +9 / -0
            :#marseyracist:

              McCoxmaul +4m +12 / -0
              You can only run one car at a time

                X +2m +11 / -0
                :#marseyracist:

                  McCoxmaul +25m +9 / -0
                  You can only run one car at a time

                    X +4m +8 / -0
                    :#marseyracist:

                      McCoxmaul +2m +8 / -0
                      You can only run one car at a time

                        X +1m +8 / -0
                        :#marseyracist:

                          McCoxmaul +2m +8 / -0
                          You can only run one car at a time

                            X +3m +8 / -0
                            :#marseyracist:

      Sneed +1h +3 / -0
      :marseysneed:

    sardine +2h +2 / -0
    It’s about the drivers

  Bussy_Annihilator +37m +3 / -0
  :#marseyshy2:

McCoxmaul +1m +14 / -0
!sodadrinkers
!carlos

  carpathianfl

========

AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-01-18T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [BETTING] [CLOSED] [RESULTS INSIDE] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN] [BETTING IS STILL OPEN]

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-02-15T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyking:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +120 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#!marseyking:
COMMENTS:
McCoxmaul +1m +17 / -0
I wish I could post this to the megathread but I don’t have enough coins

  McCoxmaul +50s +22 / -0
  :#marseyking:

    McCoxmaul +1m +17 / -0
    :#marseyking:

      McCoxmaul +55s +17 / -0
      :#marseyking:

        McCoxmaul +45s +19 / -0
        :#marseyking:

          McCoxmaul +50s +17 / -0
          :#marseyking:

            McCoxmaul +1m +18 / -0
            :#marseyking:

              McCoxmaul +1m +15 / -0
              :#marseyking:

                McCoxmaul +1m +15 / -0
                :#marseyking:

                  McCoxmaul +1m +15 / -0
                  :#marseyking:

                    McCoxmaul +1m +15 / -0
                    :#marseyking:

                      McCoxmaul +1m +15 / -0
                      :#marseyking:

                        McCoxmaul +1m +14 / -0
                        :#marseyking:

                          McCoxmaul +1m +14 / -0
                          :#marseyking:

                            McCoxmaul +1m +14 / -0
                            :#marseyking:

  Lycoris +1h +8 / -0
  :#marseyking:

    Lycoris +1m +7 / -0
    :#marseyking:

      Lycoris +1m +7 / -0
      :#marseyking:

        Lycoris +45s +7 / -0
        :#marseyking:

          Lyc

========

AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2023-04-14T02Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey Lizard
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +207 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
McCoxmaul +2m +49 / -0
{IMG}

  peepeehands +3m +45 / -0
  {IMG}

    McCoxmaul +5m +26 / -0
    {IMG}

      peepeehands +1m +21 / -0
      {IMG}

        McCoxmaul +3m +17 / -0
        {IMG}

          peepeehands +1m +20 / -0
          {IMG}

            McCoxmaul +1m +14 / -0
            {IMG}

              peepeehands +1m +19 / -0
              {IMG}

                McCoxmaul +1m +13 / -0
                {IMG}

                  peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    McCoxmaul +44s +10 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      peepeehands +45s +9 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        McCoxmaul +1m +8 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          peepeehands +34s +8 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            McCoxmaul +1m +8 / -0
                            {IMG}

                  McCoxmaul +11s +9 / -0
                  {IMG}

                  McCoxmaul +55s +9 / -0
                  {IMG}

                  McCoxmaul +11s +8 / -0
                  {IMG}

                  McCoxmaul +11s +8 / -0
                  {IMG}

                  McCoxmaul +11s +8 / -0
                  {IMG}

                  McCoxmaul +11s +8 / -0
                  {IMG}

                  McCoxmaul +11s +8 / -0
                  {IMG}

                  McCoxmaul +11s +8 / -0
                  {IMG}

                  McCoxmaul +11s +8 / -0

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-08-08T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I’m so proud of you
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +97 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +6m +23 / -0
:#marseycrying:

  McCoxmaul +1m +18 / -0
  {IMG}

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +12 / -0
    :#marseylove:

    BrokeBackBuck +1h +7 / -0
    I know it's not you but it's just so fucking good :marseylove:

      McCoxmaul +1h +4 / -0
      :marseylove:

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +4m +13 / -0
  @McCoxmaul I love you :marseycrying::marseylove:

    McCoxmaul +3m +13 / -0
    {IMG}

      Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +13 / -0
      :#marseycrying::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove:

        McCoxmaul +1m +11 / -0
        {IMG}

          Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +11 / -0
          :#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove:

            McCoxmaul +1m +9 / -0
            {IMG}

              Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +10 / -0
              :#marseycapylove::#marseycapylove::#m

========

AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2024-06-21T13Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: in case you didn't know
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +102 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
McCoxmaul +6m +14 / -0
{IMG}

  McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
  {IMG}

    McCoxmaul +2m +10 / -0
    {IMG}

      McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
      {IMG}

        McCoxmaul +1m +9 / -0
        {IMG}

          McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
          {IMG}

            McCoxmaul +2m +10 / -0
            {IMG}

              McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
              {IMG}

                McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
                {IMG}

                  McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            McCoxmaul +1m +10 / -0
                            {IMG}

    Redactor0 +2h +4 / -0
    I don't know what this is but it makes me feel very confused and uncomfortable. :marseysweating:

      McCoxmaul +1m +4 / -0
      :#marseymarseyloveorgy:

McCoxmaul +1m +8 / -0
{IMG}

  McCoxmaul +3m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    McCoxmaul +1m +7 / -0
    {IMG}

      McCoxmaul +1m +8 / -0
      {IMG}

        McCoxmaul +3m +8 / -0
        {IMG}

          McCoxmaul +1m +8 / -0

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AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-08-10T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Would you like a cracker?
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +58 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{MP4}
COMMENTS:
s_a_n_t_b +11m +13 / -0
:#marseyautism:

  McCoxmaul +4m +14 / -0
  {MP4}

    s_a_n_t_b +2m +13 / -0
    :#marseyautismchonker:

      McCoxmaul +49s +10 / -0
      {MP4}

        s_a_n_t_b +1m +11 / -0
        :#marseychonker2:

          McCoxmaul +3m +10 / -0
          {MP4}

            s_a_n_t_b +5m +11 / -0
            :#marseyscooter:

              McCoxmaul +5m +9 / -0
              {MP4}

                s_a_n_t_b +1m +8 / -0
                :#marseysaluteusa:

                  McCoxmaul +2m +7 / -0
                  {MP4}

                    s_a_n_t_b +3m +7 / -0
                    :#marseysaluteconfederacy:

                      McCoxmaul +2m +7 / -0
                      {MP4}

                        s_a_n_t_b +1m +7 / -0
                        :#marseyblackpearlclutch:

                          McCoxmaul +5m +8 / -0
                          {MP4}

                            s_a_n_t_b +1m +8 / -0
                            :#marseyblackpearlclutch::#!marseyblackpearlclutch:

                            ManBearFridge +3h +6 / -0
                            :#marseyxd:

                            Quickbeam +6h +4 / -0
                            I wish I could be a cracker.

                            Merryboga +6h +3 / -0
                            Holy shit. Marsey is going to get banned by the feds now.

carpathianflorist +10m +12 / -0
I want

========

AUTHOR: McCoxmaul
DATE: 2022-01-08T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Do you think Marsey is a Marsey?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +123 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&yes&&
&&no&&
&&I'm not sure&&
COMMENTS:
Hoss +2m +41 / -0
Is that an easter egg or are you telling us the truth?

  McCoxmaul +1m +38 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

  Wuzizname +30m +14 / -0
  It's an easter egg! You need to be a paypig to see the truth.

    Hoss +1h +9 / -0
    I'm already a paypig and I'm not seeing the truth.

      McCoxmaul +2h +12 / -0
      it's because I didn't think to include a paypig tag on my marsey

        Hoss +2m +8 / -0
        :#marseyxd:

        SpaceMilk +3h +6 / -0
        I was gonna ask if you could make a paypig tag but you already did. I love you so much

      Wuzizname +24m +5 / -0
      I’m not sure how that works, I’m a pay pig and I see the truth.

    McCoxmaul +3h +3 / -0
    it's because I didn't think to include a paypig tag on my marsey

      Wuzizname +22m +5 / -0
      This is going to be a problem for all the badges we’re gonna get in the future.
      :marseycry:

        McCoxmaul +1h +5 / -0
        don't worry, I'm taking care of it

          Wuzizname +1h +3 / -0
          You’re the best!
          :marseylove:

            McCoxmaul +1h +3 / -0
            :#marseylove:

  McCoxmaul +3h +3 / -0
  it's because I didn't think to include a paypig tag on my marsey

BigBussyHunter +1m +2

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2025-02-22T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybooba: :marseytwerkinit:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
CEO_of_misogyny +1h +3 / -0
I don't get it :marseyconfused2:

  MDEcel +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseytwerkinit:yy :#marseytwerkinit:

    CEO_of_misogyny +16m +2 / -0
    :#marseysquint:

  MDEcel +2h +1 / -0
  :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit:y :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marseytwerkinit: :#marse

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2021-11-12T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is it possible to make a bait sub for the entire rdrama community?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
like just a place for us to shitpost
COMMENTS:
X +6m +17 / -0
https://rdrama.net/post/24051/remember-the-subreddit-for-retards-who/706778?context=9#context
:marseyhacker:

  MDEcel +3m +10 / -0
  :marseylove:

  Igor_Konashenkov +1h +6 / -0
  >asian
  >hacker
  :marseyhmmm:

    X +5m +6 / -0
    :marseyshrug: I'm not the hacker though

      Igor_Konashenkov +6m +4 / -0
      Ah, you're the one that made the account. :marseythinkorino:

        X +3m +6 / -0
        :marseyagree:

          Igor_Konashenkov +5m +3 / -0
          :marseygivecrown:

            X +10m +5 / -0
            :marseyblowkiss:

              Igor_Konashenkov +14m +3 / -0
              :marseylove:

                X +6m +4 / -0
                :marseycool2:

                  Igor_Konashenkov +2m +2 / -0
                  :marseycool:

                    X +4m +4 / -0
                    :marseylove: :marseyblowkiss:

                      Igor_Konashenkov +11m +2 / -0
                      :marseyblush: :marseyblowkiss:

                        X +4m +4 / -0
                        :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblush: :marseylove:

                          Igor_Konashenkov +4m +2 / -0
                          :marseyhearts:

                            X +2m +4 / -0
                            :marseyexcited

========

AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2024-08-28T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over for moids :marseyitsover:
URL: {TWEET: OliLondonTV}
VOTES: +117 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Awoo +1h +148 / -1
> "Women are the greatest threat to society"
{IMG}

  jesus +2h +24 / -0
  :#marseyme:

  KangThaConqueror +2h +20 / -0
  {IMG}

  FearOfBees +5h +17 / -0
  >society
  >whites and westerners
  :#marseyconfused2:

  IanMurdock +3h +13 / -0
  :marseyme:

  Grue +3h +11 / -0
  Wrong.

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +12h +3 / -0
  I'm gonna say it

    Awoo +3m +3 / -0
    I'm gonna say it.

      Detroitvelvetsmooth +1m +3 / -0
      I'm gonna say it

        Awoo +1m +3 / -0
        I'm gonna say it

          Detroitvelvetsmooth +11m +3 / -0
          I'm gonna say it

            Awoo +13m +3 / -0
            I'm gonna say it

              Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +3 / -0
              I'm gonna say it

                Awoo +1m +3 / -0
                I'm gonna say it

                  Detroitvelvetsmooth +41m +3 / -0
                  I'm gonna say it

                    Awoo +1m +3 / -0
                    I'm gonna say it

                      Detroitvelvetsmooth +53m +3 / -0
                      I'm gonna say it

                        Awoo +1m +3 / -0
                        I'm gonna say it

                          Detroitvelvetsmooth +2h +3 / -0
                          I'm gonna say it

                            Awoo +1m +3 / -0
                            I

========

AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2022-12-01T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Women are literal children
URL: {TWEET: SohailKhanN}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +14m +6 / -0
Yeah, there's no way this is real. That would require a woman to be smart enough to recognize the obvious satire.

  MDEcel +3m +5 / -0
  Its real, I'm just the retard who fell for it

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +2m +2 / -0
    You should try and get a refund from your parents.

      MDEcel +2m +2 / -0
      :marseyraging:

        SnappyIsMyWaifu +2m +2 / -0
        :marseycheerup:
        You'll get 'em next time.

          MDEcel +2m +3 / -0
          I'll be sure to give you my share :marseymerchant:

            SnappyIsMyWaifu +1m +2 / -0
            :marseycool:

      Detroitvelvetsmooth +2h +1 / -0
      It's not really a scam, it's a "get your parents to pay for a hooker" scheme

  dont_log_me_out +36m +1 / -0
  Every now and then I still have to remind myself that women are not children.

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +4m +2 / -0
    They're the children of men.

      dont_log_me_out +1m +1 / -0
      ...?

        SnappyIsMyWaifu +1m +2 / -0
        You're welcome for the advice. I know it can be hard for you to follow sometimes.

          dont_log_me_out +1m +1 / -0
          ...?c

            SnappyIsMyWaifu +1m +2 / -0
            ...?c

              dont_log_me_out +1m +1 / -0
              ...?c

                SnappyIsMyWaifu +1m +2 / -0
                ...?c

                  dont_log_me_out +

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2022-05-12T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyracist:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +30m +2 / -0
lol I love the Marsey meme posts..

iowa_hawkeye +52m +2 / -0
Wtf is that cat doing with the flag?

  MDEcel +5m +2 / -0
  :marseyconfused:

    iowa_hawkeye +5m +2 / -0
    :#marseyshrug:

      MDEcel +11m +2 / -0
      :#marseyblowkiss:

        iowa_hawkeye +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseyexcited:.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2025-01-28T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: There's an official subreddit for the new marsey movie
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/HiTMAN/
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/HiTMAN movie_cast_and_crew}
{REDDIT: r/HiTMAN announcing_the_official_rhitman_subreddit}
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}

  MDEcel +7m +1 / -0
  ?

    Cao_Cao +1m +1 / -0
    I don't understand what you are trying to say.

      MDEcel +2m +1 / -0
      :marseyconfused:

        Cao_Cao +57s +1 / -0
        What?

          MDEcel +1m +1 / -0
          :marseyconfused2:

            Cao_Cao +1m +1 / -0
            What?

              MDEcel +1m +1 / -0
              :marseyconfused2::marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :marseyconfused2: :m

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2024-01-02T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyimam: :marseyisis: :marseybinladen: :marseyinshallah: :marseyflaglebanon: :marseyflagpalestine: :marseyflagiran:
URL: {TWEET: jaytav100}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ConchShell +21m +4 / -0
The is no fucking way

  MDEcel +4m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    ConchShell +1m +3 / -0
    Oh shit that's crazy. I hope they have a great time.

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +4m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    ConchShell +1m +3 / -0
    They are going to get so much pussy

cyberdick +54m +2 / -0
What are they going to do there? is this some kind of pilgrimage?

  MDEcel +13m +2 / -0
  I don't think they have any tourism in Iran

    cyberdick +12m +1 / -0
    They have that shit where you can buy a "car" for a day and drive around I guess. Or they can go to Turkey and see Hagia Sophia and the ottoman shity

      MDEcel +4m +2 / -0
      They don't have tourism in Iran, they have tourism of Iran.
      I think the only way to visit Iran is with a foreign passport

        cyberdick +1h +1 / -0
        They have plenty of stuff to visit, they even have a mosque or something in Istanbuly, but they have to go to Turkey for that.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hagia_Sophia

          MDEcel +17m +1 / -0
          So you're saying you can't even visit the Hagia Sophia? :marseyconfused2:y

            cyberdick +3m +1 / -0
            {IMG}
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hagia_Sophia#Mosque

              M

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2022-06-22T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey is a straggot :marseyhomosupremacist:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +118 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyhomofascist:
COMMENTS:
DrFateHoids +4m +39 / -0
Marsey is not a straggot :marseydisagree:

  MDEcel +1m +41 / -0
  :#marseyshook:

    DrFateHoids +1m +29 / -0
    :#marseyhomofascist:

      MDEcel +2m +36 / -0
      :#marseyconfused:

        DrFateHoids +1m +32 / -0
        :#marseyhomosupremacist:

          MDEcel +1m +34 / -0
          :#marseyagreefast:

            DrFateHoids +1m +28 / -0
            :#marseyhomosupremacist:

              MDEcel +1m +31 / -0
              :#marseyconfused:

                DrFateHoids +1m +31 / -0
                :#marseyhomosupremacist:

                  MDEcel +4m +27 / -0
                  :#marseyagreefast:

                    DrFateHoids +1m +26 / -0
                    :#marseyhomosupremacist:

                      MDEcel +2m +27 / -0
                      :#marseyagreefast:

                        DrFateHoids +1m +26 / -0
                        :#marseyhomosupremacist:

                          MDEcel +3m +23 / -0
                          :#marseyagreefast:

                            DrFateHoids +1m +23 / -0
                            :#marseyhomosupremacist:

  Penny +3h +11 / -0
  she’s a proud :marseyblack: woman she’s a terf :marseyindignant:

    DrFateHoids +2m +

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2023-03-16T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: gets :marseytrain: derailed by the :marseytrain: menace
URL: {TWEET: ShaniLouk}
VOTES: +68 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +82 / -0
> I was looking for a new community and I found this website!
i'm sure it was totally organic
also this is the troon that got on the front page of rdrama today
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  coned +1h +21 / -0
  the :quote: i'm a trans woman and i am the most oppressed minority :quote: bit is so fucking old. it's a dead horse at this point.
  like...really? that's what you are? a trans woman? like...really? *that's* what you are?

  Grue +4h +2 / -0
  I was looking for a new community and I found this website!

    Grue +1m +2 / -0
    I was looking for a new community and I found this website!

X +2m +67 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyxd: i love how much they're trying to :marseytrain: people out

  peepeehands +3m +67 / -0
  :#marseytransattentionseeker:

    JannieJihad +1h +16 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

  whyareyou +2h +6 / -0
  Someone should post this to a trans subreddit and ask if it's good or not

arsey +12m +53 / -0
It's a fetish and it's getting pushed on kids. lol

  BigBussyHunter +2m +31 / -0
  What's next? Sex with dogs? Sex with AI? Sex with children? Sex with the elderly?

    arsey +2m +42 / -0
    lol I think it's getting pushed to the point where they'll say it's a fetish but then say it's not. lol

      BigBussyHunter +1m +23 / -0
      :marse

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2021-07-29T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors discover the existence of HRT and immediately start asking for it
URL: {REDDIT: r/MadeMeSmile this_is_just_one_of_many}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
149 comments, 143 of them with the words "HRT" or "trans"
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +1h +15 / -0
> That’s the best part, they don’t know what HRT is. I think this post is a trans rights protest.
\> :marseyeyeroll:
The redditor is truly a wonderful creature.

  Account_109_ +1h +11 / -0
  >I think this post is a trans rights protest.
  It's not, but if it was that would be a good thing

  SaveUsUncleTed +1h +7 / -0
  :marseysnoo: :marseysnoo: :marseysnoo: :marseysnoo: :marseysnoo: :marseysnoo: :marseysnoo: :marseysnoo: :marseysnoo: :marseysnoo: :marseysnoo: :marseysnoo: :marseysnoo: :marseysnoo: :marseysnoo:

abcdefg +4h +11 / -0
> It’s a fetish, but it’s a fetish that’s really cool so I’m okay with it.
This comment chain is so fucking funny.
Also, I'm a TERF but I'm not gonna be a hypocrite - I'll use HRT if it makes me feel better and makes me look more like a woman, I just don't think it's okay for kids to do it

  Account_109_ +5h +3 / -0
  >but I'm not gonna be a hypocrite
  {IMG}

  ThousandBestLives +10h +3 / -0
  Same, but I’m also willing to be a hypocrite if it makes me look more like a man

GigaVaccinator +1h +10 / -0
>So they're saying

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2024-02-26T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseydrunk:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SgtHartman +2h +2 / -0
:marseynotes:y :marseydrunk:y :marseydrunk: and :marseydrunk:at :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydrunk:icc :marseydr

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2021-12-10T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New 'toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}

FamilyGuyShill +1h +1 / -0
Who?eded

  MDEcel +4m +1 / -0
  This is the new 'tossed
  {IMG}ed
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    FamilyGuyShill +1m +1 / -0
    {IMG}otted
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      MDEcel +4m +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2022-02-14T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Facebook makes a statement, users proceed to dunk on it
URL: {TWEET: facebook}
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +12m +35 / -0
> when people are unable to access their account
:marseyconfused: How?

  MDEcel +3m +31 / -0
  When a Russian hacker decides to take your account for ransom

    ChungusEnjoyer +2m +26 / -0
    :marseyhacker: :marseyscared:

    KAT_B0T +3h +1 / -0
    Lmao you know the Russians want the data, they’re not doing this to try and make money. The Russians are trying to take out Facebook, and by extension western society. They are trying to weaken the west and cause mass confusion and division in the west. There is a reason the west has supported Ukraine for a while, it’s because they know what the Russians are up to. The only reason the west would care about fb is bc the info they have could be used to cause division and mass confusion, and make the west look bad.

  Gr8B8M8 +4m +12 / -0
  People who don't have a password

    ChungusEnjoyer +3m +14 / -0
    :marseyconfused: How?

      Gr8B8M8 +4m +14 / -0
      I'm not sure. I just wanted to say "How?" :marseyshrug:

        ChungusEnjoyer +25m +7 / -0
        :marseyagree:

  Administrator +1h +5 / -0
  Social media has a 20% chance of crashing once a week.
  :marseyshrug:

    ChungusEnjoyer +1h +2 / -0
    :marseyagree:

arseupwrongo +18m +20 / -0
I wonder if they've ever considered just how fucking retarded this is. Like, what are you trying to achieve with this? It's not going to make people less likely to share. People will just share a screenshot

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2022-04-27T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey says trans rights
URL: {TWEET: DrFate101}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +1h +4 / -0
This is the first time I've seen a cat on Twitter without a blue checkmark

  MDEcel +1h +1 / -0
  Twitter should start giving out orange checks to verified cats

WeihnachtenSalvador +2m +2 / -0
So cat says trans rights ???cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2024-04-18T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/nextfuckinglevel is being brigaded by incels
URL: {REDDIT: r/nextfuckinglevel jesus_was_right_about_women}
VOTES: +38 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/nextfuckinglevel jesus_was_right_about_women}
COMMENTS:
ABC +26m +38 / -1
> [I can't get over the fact that he's wearing a shirt that says "good man".]({REDDIT: r/nextfuckinglevel jesus_was_right_about_women})
:#marseyemojirofl:

  BussydoFollower +2h +10 / -0
  The irony of a good man saying that he hates women.

  Patriarch +2h +10 / -0
  > You’ll never be a real good man

  Monke +5h +4 / -0
  >good man
  >hates women
  :marseymanysuchcases:

  dude_pussy_lmao +4h +3 / -0
  :marseyweeb: *"I HATE WOMEN!"* :!marseyweeb:

arseupwrongo +35m +18 / -1
The whole 'she has a penis' is a funny one. It's a very old Reddit meme that they've made their own and it has no bearing on reality. It's just something that makes them feel better about themselves by imagining that they're the opposite of that person. I think people who actually don't like women are gonna have a hard time using it. It's just a word, it's not going to magically change their feelings about women.

  Downie +2h +14 / -0
  The only women who get referred to as men are trans women, it's a weird semantic game that they play to validate their gender identity while denigrating women.

    ThousandBestLives +12m +7 / -0
    I'm sure I've seen the opposite when talking about women. "She's like a man"

  jamal_ginsberg +37m +8 / -0
  > I think people who actually don't like women are gonna have a hard time using it

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2022-09-20T14Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: Marsey with a gun :marseygun:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LGBetterave +1h +2 / -0
Is it a gun or a dildo?

  MDEcel +1h +1 / -0
  A gun

TheOverSeether +3h +2 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseylove:

  MDEcel +4m +2 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

H +4h +1 / -0
Marsey should have a gun

  MDEcel +3m +1 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +3h +1 / -0
We already have :marseyshooting:

  MDEcel +4m +2 / -0
  :#marseydisagree:otton

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +1 / -0
    What's the difference?

      MDEcel +2m +2 / -0
      :#marseyconfused:otton

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +1 / -0
        Are you sure? :marseyconfused:otton

          MDEcel +2m +1 / -0
          :#marseyagreefast:otton

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +37s +1 / -0
            Okay :marseythumbsup:otton

              MDEcel +1m +1 / -0
              :#marseyagreefast:otton

                MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +1 / -0
                :#marseyagreefast:otton

                  MDEcel +1m +1 / -0
                  :#marseyagreefast:otton

                    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +1 / -0
                    :#marseyagreefast:otton

                      MDEcel +1m +1 / -0
                      :#marseyagreefast:otton

                        M

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2025-06-19T14Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseytruthnuke:
URL: {TWEET: LegitTargets}
VOTES: +19 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +1h +10 / -0
I saw that pic on KF yesterday. That's the pic that made me realize the whole thing is a psyop. I know it's not. I hate black people and can't stand them. They are loud and obnoxious and make me want to be racist but I know it's not true and I'm not a racist. The pic makes it seem like they are just being rowdy and racist but I doubt it was a psyop. lol

  MDEcel +2m +8 / -0
  {TWEET: LegitTargets}

    arsey +7m +6 / -0
    oooh. I like this one. This one makes me think the black people are being rowdy. The others are just a bunch of black people sitting there.

      MDEcel +1m +5 / -0
      I was just posting in response to you :marseyfluffy:

        arsey +1m +4 / -0
        oooh well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2022-07-13T18Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: Marsey's dream :marseysleep:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +101 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +4m +21 / -0
{IMG}

  peepeehands +2m +18 / -0
  >marsey and carp in a relationship
  :#marseywholesome:

    X +1m +21 / -0
    :#marseycarp3::#marseycarp3::#marseycarp3:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +12 / -0
  I like this one the best

    X +1m +10 / -0
    :#marseyblowkiss::#!marseyblowkiss:

  MDEcel +1m +8 / -0
  :#marseyinabox:

    X +52s +10 / -0
    :#marseycarp3::#marseycarp3::#marseycarp3:

      MDEcel +3m +8 / -0
      {IMG}

        X +1m +7 / -0
        :#marseycarp3::#marseycarp3::#marseycarp3:

          MDEcel +1m +5 / -0
          {IMG}

            X +2m +5 / -0
            :#marseycarp3::#marseycarp3::#marseycarp3:

              MDEcel +1m +4 / -0
              {IMG}

                X +3m +4 / -0
                :#marseycarp3::#marseycarp3::#marseycarp3:

                  MDEcel +3m +3 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    X +4m +3 / -0
                    :#marseycarp3::#marseycarp3::#marseycarp3:

                      MDEcel +2m +3 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        X +2m +3 / -0
                        :#marseycarp3::#marseycarp

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2022-11-09T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New stonetoss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +32m +6 / -0
:#marseysoypoint:

DildongusPrimal +1h +3 / -0
I don't get it

  MDEcel +3m +1 / -0
  :marseysus:

    DildongusPrimal +3m +3 / -0
    Where do the hands go?

      MDEcel +1m +1 / -0
      :marseysus:

        DildongusPrimal +1m +2 / -0
        :marseyraging:

          MDEcel +2m +1 / -0
          :marseysus:

            DildongusPrimal +33m +2 / -0
            :marseyraging:

              MDEcel +3m +1 / -0
              :marseysus:

                DildongusPrimal +1h +2 / -0
                :marseyraging:

                  MDEcel +3m +1 / -0
                  :marseysus:

                    DildongusPrimal +11m +2 / -0
                    :marseyraging:

                      MDEcel +2m +1 / -0
                      :marseysus:👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

                        DildongusPrimal +1h +2 / -0
                        :marseyraging:👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

                          MDEcel +4m +1 / -0
                          :marseysus:👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

                            DildongusPrimal +5m +2 / -0
                            :marseyraging:👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

HokubsWorkshoper +3h +1 / -0
I don't get it.

  MDEcel +4m +1 / -0
  :marseysus:

    HokubsWorkshoper +4m +1 / -0
    I still don't get it.

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2022-02-26T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: People of Leafland cope and seethe as they get btfo'd by the Russian army
URL: {REDDIT: r/canada putin_warns_canada_ukraine_of_consequences_if}
VOTES: +72 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +3m +74 / -0
>Well, I'm not Canadian, but I have family and friends in Canada, and I'm not afraid to say that I'm ashamed of my Canadian citizenship.
:#marseysmug2:

  MDEcel +4m +40 / -0
  I'm ashamed of my citizenship too
  {IMG}

    Maximus +1m +23 / -0
    :marseylove:

    TrappyIsBae +2h +12 / -0
    Why did they give you a badge for being from a shithole country? :marseyhmm:

      MDEcel +1h +16 / -0
      I'm not from a shithole country
      {IMG}

  100percentdegenerate +31m +23 / -0
  why would i be proud of being canadian that is a country with no identity

    Maximus +1m +26 / -0
    They're all leafs
    :marseyxd:

      100percentdegenerate +4m +14 / -0
      we are all americans

        Deforested +1m +14 / -0
        We are all the world's most successful leaf colony

          100percentdegenerate +29s +9 / -0
          and i like it that way

  WappyDoo +1h +14 / -0
  This is why I'm proud of being American, I'm not ashamed of being American. I'm ashamed of living in America

  911roofer +1h +10 / -0
  That’s the Canadians in that thread.

  ironicshitposter +2h +9 / -0
  >I'm not Canadian, but I have family and friends in Canada
  Everyone I know with a Canadian friend is a

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2022-07-08T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymisinformation: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:
URL: {TWEET: KatelynPolantz}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +6 / -0
@intervention
:#marseywrongthonk:

  InterGONEvention +4m +4 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    MDEcel +4m +2 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

    X +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseydisintegrate:

      InterGONEvention +14m +1 / -0
      :marseyglow:

        X +6m +2 / -0
        :#marseyshutitdown:

GT +26m +2 / -0
It's a conspiracy theory and the glowies are going to come for you for believing it

Elias_Acorn +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyglow:s
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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2023-01-16T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: seethe at being told to take a shower
URL: {REDDIT: r/ftm my_dad_called_me_unhygienic}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Neon_Needles +2m +14 / -0
> I'm not a dude, I'm a dude.
:#marseyxd:

  MDEcel +2m +9 / -0
  :marseyconfused: I think that's the joke

  BigBussyHunter +44m +4 / -0
  :#marseynotes: That's a good one.

X +3m +11 / -0
> I'm not a dude, I'm a dude.
> I can't get a job because I'm too short to be considered a guy, I can't get surgery because I'm too short to be considered a guy, I can't get a job because I'm too short to be considered a guy, I can't get surgery because I'm too short to be considered a guy, I can't get a job because I'm too short to be considered a guy, I can't get surgery because I'm too short to be considered a guy, I can't get a job because I'm too short to be considered a guy, I can't get surgery because I'm too short to be considered a guy, I can't get a job because I'm too short to be considered a guy, I can't get surgery because I'm too short to be considered a guy
:#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl::#marse

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2025-01-29T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagpakistangenocide:
URL: {TWEET: NadeemYousaf2}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AnnoyinTheGoyim +21m +4 / -0
I bet he had a funny accent.

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +3 / -0
Btw. If you kill all pakis. What do you call remaining pakis?

  MDEcel +2m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +2m +2 / -0
    No. They are pakis. Becouse they are pakis. It dosent matter if you kill pakis or not. They are pakis. Pakis dont have to do anything. They are pakis. And thats why they are pakis

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +1 / -0
  Pakis

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +1 / -0
    Pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pakis pak

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2023-01-08T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chinese :marseyjewoftheorient: man steals :marseyflagpoland: flag at :marseyflagpoland: boxing tournament
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MDEcel +3m +11 / -0
!chuds who wants to bet that they'll eventually allow it to stay

  garlicdoors +1h +5 / -0
  It's a real flag. The Chinese man is a Pole.
  https://www.sportskeeda.com/mma/news-jessamyn-stanek-wins-divisional-title-chinese-pole-kicks-off-poland-flag-opponent-marcin-kowalczyk-ufc-279
  https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/14092341/chinese-pole-ufc-flag-kick/

    MDEcel +2h +1 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +2h +4 / -0
  China is a fascist state

    MDEcel +1h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      Nixoncrats_for_trump +5m +2 / -0
      :#marseyflagchina:

  Jimbo_B_Beterson +2h +3 / -0
  What do you think

  returd +1h +1 / -0
  :marseyitsover:

X +1m +6 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

  MDEcel +1m +6 / -0
  It's actually a real flag. The Chinese man is a Pole.
  https://www.sportskeeda.com/mma/news-jessamyn-stanek-wins-divisional-title-chinese-pole-kicks-off-poland-flag-opponent-marcin-kowalczyk-ufc-279
  https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/14092341/chinese-pole-ufc-flag-kick/

    X +2m +7 / -0
    damn it
    :#marseyitso

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2022-08-04T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for all space nerds
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-spacex-tesla-starship-rocket-damage-2022-8
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +1m +13 / -0
this is great for dramacoin

  JimJones +1h +4 / -0
  I'm sure he will replace it with another one and launch that next week

rDramaHistorian +1m +11 / -0
We have to pay for these 200$ rockets now. :marseyitsover:

whyareyou +11m +10 / -0
It's just a scratch, it'll be fine. The rocket will be fine. Everyone will be fine. Stay tuned for the next episode of Starship

  Blackpokemon +1h +2 / -0
  Theyll probably just rush it and itll blow up in 2 weeks

    whyareyou +2h +1 / -0
    The rocket will be fine. The rocket will be fine. The rocket will be fine.

KinoBushido +26m +6 / -0
{IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

ogsambone +1h +4 / -0
I hope they make it look like the big bang theory logo

  JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

KinoBushido +30m +3 / -0
It's just a scratch, it'll be fine. The rocket will be fine. Everyone will be fine. Stay tuned for the next episode of Starship

  ogsambone +35m +2 / -0
  the fact that it's going to be fine makes it better, I would love to see some real damage to it

    KinoBushido +4m +3 / -0
    It's just a scratch, it'll be fine. The rocket will be fine. Everyone will be fine. Stay tuned for the next episode of Starship

      JohnDevereaux +1h +1

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2022-04-10T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Gaymer seethes as he gets mogged by his gf
URL: {REDDIT: r/DotA2 girlfriend_just_beat_me_at_dota}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> She’s the one who gave me my first diamond rank win in the last 10 years of playing. I guess I really needed a woman to get it.
:#marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
R +3m +9 / -0
> I don't even know what I was thinking, I guess I just needed a woman to get me over the hump
Lol :marseyxd:

arseupwrongo +19m +7 / -0
I wonder what the correlation is between being a foid gamer and being a bitch in real life.

  MDEcel +3m +5 / -0
  :#marseyextinction:

  whyareyou +2h +2 / -0
  100%

Dramacel +2h +5 / -0
>She’s the one who gave me my first diamond rank win in the last 10 years of playing. I guess I really needed a woman to get it.
:#marseylaugh: :#marseylaugh: :#marseylaugh:

  whyareyou +34m +1 / -0
  the joke is, he was playing like a woman

Cao_Cao +2h +4 / -0
So, how does it feel to have a girlfriend, fellow dramanaut?
{GIF}

  MDEcel +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseydepressed:

    Cao_Cao +6m +2 / -0
    I'm sorry for your loss.

DaddyReagan +1h +3 / -0
You're not going to make it. You're too autistic.
{IMG}

FearOfBees +1h +3 / -0
Dota is a foid game btw

whyareyou +2h +2 / -0
> Just be glad that you have a gf that can beat you at a game. I am glad that I have a gf that can beat me at a game.
it never

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2022-12-12T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover:
URL: {TWEET: JohnMackey}
VOTES: +157 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
X +4m +136 / -0
lol he's been saying how he's not a CEO since the start of the war

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +11m +109 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  cyberdick +17m +83 / -0
  Why did he do that? and is he lying now or what?

    X +1m +126 / -0
    it was to make people think he was dead
    {IMG}

      cyberdick +5m +78 / -0
      {GIF}

      drrockzosnose +2h +32 / -0
      Holy shit, that's kinda fucking hilarious

      GovernorOfNewYork +3h +20 / -0
      > Found 127 Coins!
      :#marseysoypoint:
      This is a sign from the heavens that he is telling the truth

      kyle_schwartz +3h +16 / -0
      >make people think
      But he's not a CEO anymore. It's all just a distraction.

    box +4h +14 / -0
    He's a bitcoin chad who was in the news for a while

    Patrice +5h +9 / -0
    He was trying to convince people he was dead. He made a fake obituary and got people to sign it.

    Detroitvelvetsmooth +6h +7 / -0
    To make people think he died in the war

  Poliman3 +1h +59 / -0
  Its funny how he said he wasnt a ceo and wasnt in charge of the company, but then still ran the company

    X +1m +40 / -0
    :#marseyjewoftheorient:

      Poliman3 +1m +28 / -0
      CEO of the company that owns the most chinese made products in the US.

        X +2m +2

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2021-11-20T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Nerds cope over the latest Sony console
URL: {REDDIT: r/pcgaming the_playstation_5_is_just_a_powerful_pc_you_cant}
VOTES: +53 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The PS5 is just a gaming pc. Why would I want one? I already have a gaming pc.
:marseynerd:
> What if I want to play a game that's only on the PS5? I don't have a PS5, I have a gaming PC. I can't play that game.
:marseycope:
> I mean if you're already spending the money on a PS5 why not get the extra screen space of a TV. You can get a 75" 4K OLED for $1500.
:marseyseethe:
COMMENTS:
MDEcel +5m +37 / -0
{REDDIT: r/pcgaming the_playstation_5_is_just_a_powerful_pc_you_cant}
> It's not even true. The PS5 is basically a PC with no network capabilities. And it's a very expensive PC at that.
:marseycope:
> I have a 12 year old PC that will run anything I throw at it. I pay $50 to get a game on Steam. Why would I buy a PS5 that only has 10 games on it?
:marseyseethe:
> The only reason anyone buys a console is because of the exclusives.
:marseycope:
> I'm not going to buy a PS5 to play one of 5 games it has that aren't on PC. I'm not going to buy a PS5 to play 2 games that are on PC but are better on PC. The only games I would be interested in are Demon's Souls and Horizon.
:marseyseethe:

  cyberdick +1h +13 / -0
  >The only reason anyone buys a console is because of the exclusives.
  And they are shit. I have a ps5 and I'm not buying any games for it

    Detroitvelvetsmooth +16h +2 / -0
    The only reason I bought one is to play the remastered version of RDR1

  Hets

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2024-12-17T15Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: The WEF is going to make AI sing us songs :marseycarlos:
URL: https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2024/12/ai-sing-us-songs/
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +19 / -1
{IMG}
:#marseyemojilaugh:

  MDEcel +2m +18 / -1
  {IMG}

    Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +9 / -1
    The most based interview ever
    >YOU are the worst person in the world
    >How is this a good thing?

  ACA +3m +15 / -1
  {IMG}
  !aichads we're going to get an AI to sing a song about us

    X +1m +10 / -1
    {IMG}

  cyberdick +23m +7 / -1
  :#marseycumplosion:

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +7 / -1
  >you are the worst person in the world
  :#gigachad4:

  Zuzie +2h +6 / -1
  {YOUTUBE}

  Trillionaire +1h +5 / -1
  >feminist
  >worst person in the world

    Pelican +10m +7 / -1
    It's the feminist equivalent of "I hate men so much" and it's used as a compliment.

  GooooooldMember +1h +4 / -1
  Is it an AI song?

C333 +24m +14 / -1
{IMG}

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +6 / -1
  The Big Mac is going to be replaced by the Big Mac AI Sing Song

ACA +10m +12 / -1
I'm glad that the World Economic Forum is going to stop the world economy by making us all sing songs

  MDEcel +10m +10 / -1
  {IMG}

    ACA +11m +6 / -1
    I can

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2024-09-12T10Z
HOLE: slavshit
TITLE: Why are women so scared of Russia? :marseyconfused:
URL: {TWEET: FearedBuck}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DoveMenCare +1h +10 / -0
Don't ask a question you don't want the answer to :marseyshrug:

  whatastory +3h +3 / -0
  they're scared of the average russian, not putin. but if he were to lose the war, the average russian might become a bit more scary, so it's a good idea to support putin.

    DoveMenCare +3h +3 / -0
    Average russian? I don't think the average russian is the one who kidnapped a woman and raped her to death in front of her children, or the one who raped a woman to death in front of her children, or the one who raped a woman to death in front of her children, or the one who raped a woman to death in front of her children, or the one who raped a woman to death in front of her children, or the one who raped a woman to death in front of her children, or the one who raped a woman to death in front of her children, or the one who raped a woman to death in front of her children, or the one who raped a woman to death in front of her children, or the one who raped a woman to death in front of her children, or the one who raped a woman to death in front of her children, or the one who raped a woman to death in front of her children, or the one who raped a woman to death in front of her children, or the one who raped a woman to death in front of her children, or the one who raped a woman to death in front of her children, or the one who raped a woman to death in front of her children, or the one who raped a woman to death in front of her children, or the one who raped a woman to death in front of her children, or the one who raped a woman to death in front of her children, or the one who raped a woman to death in front of her children, or the one who raped a woman to death in front of her children, or the one who

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2024-10-14T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: India to have 500+ M$ per capita GDP by 2030
URL: https://www.economist.com/asia/2024/10/11/how-india-is-finally-topping-the-economic-charts
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> India’s nominal gdp per capita is set to reach more than $5,000 by 2026 and cross $10,000 by 2030. This would place it on a par with Thailand and above Mexico. It would make India a higher-income economy, according to the World Bank.
> India’s nominal gdp per capita is set to reach more than $5,000 by 2026 and cross $10,000 by 2030. This would place it on a par with Thailand and above Mexico. It would make India a higher-income economy, according to the World Bank.
> India’s nominal gdp per capita is set to reach more than $5,000 by 2026 and cross $10,000 by 2030. This would place it on a par with Thailand and above Mexico. It would make India a higher-income economy, according to the World Bank.
:#marseyxdorbit:
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +4 / -0
> India’s nominal gdp per capita is set to reach more than $5,000 by 2026 and cross $10,000 by 2030. This would place it on a par with Thailand and above Mexico. It would make India a higher-income economy, according to the World Bank.
> India’s nominal gdp per capita is set to reach more than $5,000 by 2026 and cross $10,000 by 2030. This would place it on a par with Thailand and above Mexico. It would make India a higher-income economy, according to the World Bank.
> India’s nominal gdp per capita is set to reach more than $5,000 by 2026 and cross $10,000 by 2030.

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2025-05-01T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagalbania: Albanian :marseyflagiran: wife :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflag

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2022-03-24T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseychingchong: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseymerchant:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Unexpected a_very_good_day}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1h +6 / -0
:#marseyxd:
> This is why I've always been a proponent of the death penalty. The only way to ensure that someone like this can't do it again is to make sure they don't live.
> And I think that it's a good idea to execute people that try to assassinate the president too. If you can't handle the heat of the job, you shouldn't be doing it.
> I also think that people who try to bomb the president should be executed as well.
> I also think that people who try to kill the president should be executed as well.
> I also think that people who try to kill the president should be executed as well.
> I also think that people who try to kill the president should be executed as well.
> I also think that people who try to kill the president should be executed as well.
> I also think that people who try to kill the president should be executed as well.
> I also think that people who try to kill the president should be executed as well.
> I also think that people who try to kill the president should be executed as well.
> I also think that people who try to kill the president should be executed as well.
> I also think that people who try to kill the president should be executed as well.
> I also think that people who try to kill the president should be executed as well.
> I also think that people who try to kill the president should be executed as well.
> I also think that people who try to kill the president should be executed as well.
> I also think that people who try to kill the president should be executed as well.
> I also think that people who try to kill the president should be executed as well.
> I also think that people who try to kill the president should be executed as well.
> I also think that people who try to kill the president should be executed as well.
> I also think that people who try to kill the president should be executed as well.
> I also think

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2024-12-01T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhappening: Trump names his VP :marseyhappening:
URL: {TWEET: POTUS}
VOTES: +54 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Goomble +1h +44 / -0
I'm going to get really pissed off if Vance becomes president

  sKONGhunt42 +1h +30 / -0
  I'm going to get really pissed off if Vance becomes president
  {IMG}

  1 +55m +15 / -0
  It's like that episode of Family Man where Brian is vice president and he's like "I'm gonna use the jet to fly to Australia and find my girlfriend"

  shareblue_shillalalalala +2h +12 / -0
  I’m going to get really pissed off if Vance becomes president
  :marseysoylentgrintalking:

  BussyMerchant +1h +9 / -0
  :marseyeyeroll:

  Teslatruck +3h +7 / -0
  I was really hoping the VP would be some wild card like kevin mccarthy or michelle bachmann but i guess they want to make sure he doesnt embarrass himself with his jokes

  Kaczinsky +3h +6 / -0
  I'm going to get really pissed off if Vance becomes president
  {IMG}

  Monke +7h +2 / -0
  I'm going to get really pissed off if Vance becomes president
  {IMG}

    Goomble +2h +2 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

peepeehands +5m +41 / -0
I'm going to get really pissed off if Vance becomes president

  carpathianflorist +2m +31 / -0
  I'm going to get really pissed off if Vance becomes president

    J +10m +21 / -0
    I'm going to get really pissed off if Vance becomes president

      Aevann +2h +14 / -0
      I'm going to get really pissed off if Vance becomes president

        Awoo +1h +7 / -0

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2025-04-21T18Z
HOLE: bharat
TITLE: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak:
URL: {TWEET: umeshmhatre}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
cyberdick +2m +8 / -0
!bharatiya
:#marseyxdorbit:

  tiptopkitkat +17h +2 / -0
  :marseyxd:

tiptopkitkat +17h +2 / -0
:platymicdrop:aaa

tiptopkitkat +17h +2 / -0
:marseytunaktunak:a :marseytunaktunak:.nextInt()a :marseytunaktunak:

tiptopkitkat +17h +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE}a :marseytunaktunak:a :marseytunaktunak:nextInt() :marseytunaktunak:nextInt()a :marseytunaktunak:nextInt() :marseytunaktunak:nextInt() :marseytunaktunak:nextInt() :marseytunaktunak:nextInt() :marseytunaktunak:nextInt() :marseytunaktunak:nextInt() :marseytunaktunak:nextInt() :marseytunaktunak:nextInt() :marseytunaktunak:nextInt() :marseytunaktunak:nextInt() :marseytunaktunak:nextInt() :marseytunaktunak:nextInt() :marseytunaktunak:nextInt() :marseytunaktunak:nextInt() :marseytunaktunak:nextInt() :marseytunaktunak:nextInt() :marseytunaktunak:nextInt() :marseytunaktunak:nextInt() :marseytunaktunak:nextInt() :marse

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2024-11-23T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Has anyone seen the average redditor? :marseyxd:
URL: {TWEET: MATT_VANSON}
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +13 / -0
I don't see anything wrong with this :marseyconfused:

  MDEcel +5m +13 / -0
  >MATT VANSON
  :marseynoooticer:

  KillBoomersBeheadBoomers +2h +3 / -0
  He should have been born a foid tho

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseywould:

  everyone +3h +2 / -0
  That's because you have a very low BMI.

DoveMenCare +1h +6 / -0
:marseywould: :marseywould: and :marseywould: again, but I would have to be the one getting :marseywould:'d :marseyblush:

  jesus +2h +3 / -0
  :#marseyshoe:

    DoveMenCare +3m +3 / -0
    :#marseyblush:

      jesus +2m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        DoveMenCare +15m +2 / -0
        :#marseybiting: :#marseywould: :marseywould: and :marseywould: again

  MDEcel +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +32m +5 / -0
I would

  jesus +3h +2 / -0
  :#marseyshoe:

Geralt_of_Uganda +1h +4 / -0
I wonder why he has a round face

haggis +1h +3 / -0
Looks like they'd be easy to molest, so I guess it's a win-win. :marseyshrug:

  MDEcel +1h +3

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2022-08-11T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybluecheck: shut in due to covid is now having a meltdown over a meme :marseybluecheck:
URL: {TWEET: irishgirlinthe}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cantor_Dust +26m +4 / -0
I wonder if this has made her realize that most people don't have her level of anxiety, and that it's a bit silly to be so paranoid :marseyshrug:

  MDEcel +1h +2 / -0
  I mean it's a bit silly to be paranoid about covid at this point
  But she is a foid so :marseyshrug: know

GooooooldMember +2h +2 / -0
> I am a 37 year old woman. I am a licensed therapist. I am a woman who has been on the frontlines of this pandemic for 2 years. I have two children. I am a woman who is tired of my “community” treating me like a pariah for the way I am protecting myself. I am a woman who has seen so many people die.
> And I have had enough.
> So, for the love of god, wear a mask. Protect the people around you. Protect your kids. Protect yourself. Protect me. Protect your neighbors. Protect your grandparents. Protect your coworkers. Protect the people in your life who are immunocompromised. Protect the people in your life who have chronic health conditions. Protect the people in your life who are the elderly. Protect the people in your life who are morbidly obese. Protect the people in your life who are morbidly obese and have chronic health conditions.
> Protect. The. People. In. Your. Life.
> And while you’re at it, please, for the love of god, stop being an asshole. Stop being a piece of shit. Stop being a total fucking moron who is causing so much harm in this world. Stop being such a cunt to the people around you. Stop being a total cunt to the people who are trying to protect you.
> Just fucking stop being an asshole.
> This is your wake up call. This is your chance to do better. This is your chance to be a better

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2022-08-26T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagukraine:
URL: {TWEET: djuric_zlatko}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BussydoFollower +1h +1 / -0
> Zlatko Djuric
Wow, is he Serbian? that the Serbian flag is on the right of Ukrainian flag. that the Serbian flag is on the right of Ukrainian flag. that the Serbian flag is on the right of Ukrainian flag. that the Serbian flag is on the right of Ukrainian flag. He also looks like a bong.

  MDEcel +28m +1 / -0
  You're right, I'm retarded that the Serbian flag is on the right of Ukrainian flag. He's a Serb. that the Serbian flag is on the right of Ukrainian flag. that the Serbian flag is on the right of Ukrainian flag. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. that the Serbian flag is on the right of Ukrainian flag. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. that the Serbian flag is on the right of Ukrainian flag. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. I was just retarded enough to not notice that. I was

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2024-09-07T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhmm:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Tomfoolery +1h +1 / -0
Don't think he's a stalker. He's just there to fuck.

  Tomfoolery +15s +1 / -0
  But not in the gay way...

    Tomfoolery +14s +1 / -0
    In the normal way.

      Tomfoolery +18s +1 / -0
      In the good way.

        Tomfoolery +14s +1 / -0
        In the right way.

          Tomfoolery +24s +1 / -0
          In the not gay way..

            Tomfoolery +18s +1 / -0
            In the not gay way. :marseysweating:

              Tomfoolery +27s +1 / -0
              In the not gay way. :marseysweating:

                Tomfoolery +14s +1 / -0
                In the not gay way. :marseysweating:

                  Tomfoolery +24s +1 / -0
                  In the not gay way. :marseysweating:

                    Tomfoolery +22s +1 / -0
                    In the not gay way. :marseysweating:.

                      Tomfoolery +22s +1 / -0
                      In the not gay way. :marseysweating: @T

                        Tomfoolery +20s +1 / -0
                        In the not gay way. :marseysweating: @T

                          Tomfoolery +13s +1 / -0
                          In the not gay way. :marseysweating:

                            Tomfoolery +24s +1 / -0
                            In the not gay way. :marseysweating:

Realest_Riel_Around +4h +1 / -0
I'm going to assume the worst, it's more dramatic that way.

  MDEcel +1h

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2025-05-06T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysweating:
URL: {TWEET: thedailybeast}
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ACA +2m +21 / -0
>two Russian bots
:#marseyemojilaugh:

  MDEcel +1m +18 / -0
  :#marseyxdorbit:

  RegnisLarson +20m +8 / -0
  >two Russian bots
  The only problem is, they're not nearly cute enough to be bots.

  GooooooldMember +2h +4 / -0
  Unironically thought it was one of you

  Haberdasher +1h +3 / -0
  I thought it was a joke.

X +4m +14 / -0
!transphobes !chuds :marseyemojilaugh:

  ACA +2m +15 / -0
  !chuds they look like human women

    X +1m +10 / -0
    :#marseytransrentfree:

    MDEcel +1m +6 / -0
    The trannies are coming from inside the house :marseyworried:

  MDEcel +4m +11 / -0
  {IMG}

    X +1m +8 / -0
    {IMG}

KoreanDandyKing +4m +13 / -0
{IMG}

  MDEcel +1m +10 / -0
  {IMG}

    KoreanDandyKing +1m +7 / -0
    {IMG}

      MDEcel +59s +7 / -0
      {IMG}

        KoreanDandyKing +5m +6 / -0
        {IMG}

          MDEcel +2m +6 / -0
          {IMG}

            KoreanDandyKing +1m +6 / -0
            {IMG}

              MDEcel +49s +6 / -0
              {IMG}

                KoreanDandyKing +4m +5 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MDEcel +1m +4 / -0
                  {

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2021-07-19T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
URL: {TWEET: india_at_tpp}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Aevann +2h +3 / -0
what does this meaned

  MDEcel +3h +2 / -0
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_India%E2%80%93Pakistan_crisesed

    Aevann +1m +1 / -0
    what does this mean

      MDEcel +4m +2 / -0
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_India%E2%80%93Pakistan_crises
      :marseybrainlet:

        Aevann +23m +1 / -0
        what does this mean

          MDEcel +26m +1 / -0
          {IMG}

            Aevann +4m +1 / -0
            what does this mean

              MDEcel +2m +1 / -0
              https://www.thehindu.com/news/national/india-pakistan-2021-what-is-happening/article35925312.ece

                Aevann +1h +1 / -0
                what does this mean

                  MDEcel +26m +1 / -0
                  https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/india-pakistan-tensions-what-happened-why-is-pakistan-provoking-india-1938674-2021-07-17

                    Aevann +3h +1 / -0
                    what does this mean

                      MDEcel +16m +1 / -0
                      https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/india-pakistan-tensions-what-happened-why-is-pakistan-provoking-india-1938674-2021-07-17
                      :marseybrainlet:

                        Aevann

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2022-09-27T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Effortpost] Indian :marseytrain: gets bullied by their family for being a :marseytrain: (and 150 comments of seething)
URL: {REDDIT: r/india my_family_is_bullying_me_for_being_trans}
VOTES: +60 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I am 25 and have come out as a trans woman since 2019. My parents have been trying to bully me out of it since then. They keep saying they will arrange a marriage for me, they will give me away to someone, my father is even saying he will kill me if I don't get a job. I am already 25 and have been jobless since 2020. I am still a student and I can't be forced to study if I don't want to. My father says he will kill me if I don't get a job and if I don't get married. I have been feeling suicidal for a long time now. I have been considering suicide since 2019 and I am still considering it. I have been thinking about it for a long time now. I have been considering it for a long time now. I have been considering it for a long time now. I have been considering it for a long time now. I have been considering it for a long time now. I have been considering it for a long time now. I have been considering it for a long time now. I have been considering it for a long time now. I have been considering it for a long time now.
> EDIT: I have been getting death threats since I posted this. I have been getting death threats since I posted this. I have been getting death threats since I posted this. I have been getting death threats since I posted this. I have been getting death threats since I posted this. I have been getting death threats since I posted this. I have been getting death threats since I posted this. I have been getting death threats since I posted this. I have been getting death threats since I posted this. I have been getting death threats since I posted this. I have been getting death threats since I posted this. I have been getting death threats since I posted this. I have been getting death threats since I posted this. I have been

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2021-07-12T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Twittercel sneeds about men on the internet
URL: {TWEET: YoonJaeHwan}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +33m +19 / -0
> I don't think men are inherently bad. I think it's the culture of toxic masculinity that is bad.
Um what about toxic feminity.

  Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +56m +13 / -0
  If women were a toxic masculinity, they would have destroyed the entire planet by now.

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +17m +8 / -0
    I'm sorry but the world is 50% women so they have 50% of the blame and that's 50% too many.

      Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +3m +7 / -0
      Women are the only people I can't stand, if I could get rid of them I would.

        YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +3m +11 / -0
        You sound like the kind of guy who would make a killing selling incel weapons online.

        Wizdumb1776 +1h +4 / -0
        I was thinking the same thing and then I remembered that the only thing they have going for them is the ability to give birth to our children.

  Wizdumb1776 +1h +7 / -0
  That's called being a woman and they do it better.

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +11m +5 / -0
    Trains confirmed better at being women than legacy women.

  jesus +2h +2 / -0
  >toxic
  I thought foids can't be toxic
  They're so retarded they have to make up words for everything

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +3 / -0
    Yes that's why they have to make up a new word for it 😂😂. And then make it the same as the original thing.

Nixoncrats_for_trump +4m +12 / -0
This is what happens when you let

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2022-05-14T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is it possible to be a trans man and be a Christian? : Christianity
URL: {REDDIT: r/Christianity is_it_possible_to_be_a_trans_man_and_be_a}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Is it possible to be a trans man and be a Christian?
>I'm trans and I just recently started thinking about being a Christian. However, I don't know if I can be one while being trans because of the whole "sex is a binary" thing, and that gender roles are important. I'm also pretty sure that the Bible is against homosexuality, and I'm gay.
>I'm not sure what I should do. Should I be a Christian or not?
COMMENTS:
Hoes_mad +1h +7 / -0
>Christianity is a religion of peace
:marseyxd:

  Pingas +13m +5 / -0
  They're not going to go around chopping off the hands of thieves or throwing gays off buildings, so by the standards of most religions its very peaceful.

    Hoes_mad +1m +4 / -0
    Yeah I know but it's a funny juxtaposition

cyberdick +39m +6 / -0
>It’s all about Christ and your relationship with Him, not about following the law.
>"For if you forgive other people when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive others their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins." (Matthew 6:14-15)
this is the most retarded comment I have ever seen. I agree with it 100% but its retarded

Pingas +1h +4 / -0
The only thing I hate more than christians are christians that take their religion seriously, you can't be a christian and a tranny, you can't be a christian and a fag, you can't be a christian and an atheist, you can't be a christian and a communist.
If your trying to be a christain you need to leave all those other identities behind as they will conflict with your new beliefs, if you can't do that then you are a hypocrite and don't really believe in christianity anyway.

TheProphet +46m +3

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2023-01-19T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over for dramatards
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Allende +5m +8 / -0
:#marseyitsover:

KinoBushido +2m +7 / -0
Just say no to the fish

Nancy-Pelosi +1h +4 / -0
The only way out is through.
:#marseydead:

  MDEcel +7h +1 / -0
  :marseykneel:

DickButtKiss +2h +3 / -0
Just change your email nigga

  MDEcel +6h +1 / -0
  But I don't want to

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +38m +2 / -0
:#marseyitsover:

SpookyFartMan69 +5h +2 / -0
Just get a new email

  MDEcel +3h +2 / -0
  But I don't want to

    SpookyFartMan69 +1h +1 / -0
    You can use a 15 minute email or something. Idk how you log in to rdrama

      MDEcel +1h +1 / -0
      I'm not going through all that :marseyitsover:

        SpookyFartMan69 +3m +1 / -0
        Oh i was thinking of discord or some shit

KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2h +1 / -0
I just made a new account and I'm a chud. :marseyshrug:

  MDEcel +6h +1 / -0
  But I don't want to :marseyitsover:

    KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +1 / -0
    But you do. :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2022-01-11T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New stonetoss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +3m +6 / -0
You missed a chance to replace "white woman" with "child"

  MDEcel +2m +4 / -0
  I figured most people here would know what I'm referring to

    ChungusEnjoyer +12m +4 / -0
    :marseydisagree:ention to detail is a virtue

Wuzizname +1h +2 / -0
What the fuck is a “golliwog”?
:marseyconfused:

  MDEcel +1m +2 / -0
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golliwog

    Wuzizname +1m +1 / -0
    Ahhh the black doll. Still not sure why anyone would be upset about it.ention to detail is a virtue

      MDEcel +1m +2 / -0
      It's not even a real thing. It's just a memeention to detail is a virtue

        Wuzizname +1m +2 / -0
        Oohhh I see. Thanks!
        :marseythumbsup:

  Monke +1h +1 / -0
  :marseyglow:ention to detail is a virtueention to detail is a virtue

Jewdanksdad +1h +2 / -0
{GIF}

  MDEcel +5m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

Monke +3h +1 / -0
:marseyglow:ention to detail is a virtue

  MDEcel +1m +1 / -0
  :marseymeds:ention to detail is a virtue

    Monke +1m +1 / -0
    :marseyglow:cottention to detail is a virtue

      MDEcel +1m +1 / -0
      :marseysoypoint:cottention to detail is a virtue

        Monke +1m +1 / -0
        :marseyglow:cottention

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2022-01-20T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: DDD tries to get a W, retards seethe
URL: {TWEET: POTUS}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
suggykong +48m +13 / -0
>he didn't use the trans flag colour
:#marseydisagree:
>he didn't use the trans flag colour
:#marseydisagree:
>he didn't use the trans flag colour
:#marseydisagree:

  911roofer +5m +4 / -0
  They’re not real trans lives matter.

GooooooldMember +1h +4 / -0
Look at all those people replying to him saying “hell yeah” like they have to pretend that they like him’s fault

911roofer +53m +3 / -0
Trans lives matter more than white lives.

Gr8B8M8 +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyusa:’s doing more for the black community than any of them ever will.

WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +1 / -0
If this guy really wanted to help the black community he would let them use his black wife as a sex toy.’s fault’s fault

  WootFatigue +1h +1 / -0
  Wtf I love Biden now.

    WeihnachtenSalvador +4m +1 / -0
    I just made fun of @911roofer
    Trans lives matters’s fault

      WootFatigue +1m +1 / -0
      @911roofer I love you too.

        911roofer +13m +1 / -0
        Trans lives matter.’s fault.

        911roofer +13m +1 / -0
        Trans lives matter. @911roofer love you too. @911roofer love you too. @911roofer love you too. @911roofer love you too. @911roofer love you too. @911roofer love you too

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2025-06-10T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
URL: {TWEET: RALee85}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1h +21 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseydarkxd:

Dlanor +54m +19 / -0
They are in the bottom 10% of the world's navies. Why would they want to be in the bottom 10% of the world's navies?

  MDEcel +2m +13 / -0
  They don't, but they are

    Dlanor +3m +11 / -0
    I'm not convinced. If you're going to be a shit marine then you should be a shit marine for the world's strongest military.

      MDEcel +2m +12 / -0
      :#marseycope:

  89wc +12m +11 / -0
  they are in the bottom 10% of the world's navies because they don't want to be in the bottom 10% of the world's navies

    Dlanor +1m +11 / -0
    If you're going to be a shit marine then you should be a shit marine for the world's strongest military.

      89wc +1m +11 / -0
      they are a shit marine for the world's strongest military because they don't want to be a shit marine for the world's strongest military

        Dlanor +5m +11 / -0
        If you're going to be a shit marine then you should be a shit marine for the world's strongest military.

          89wc +1m +10 / -0
          they are a shit marine for the world's strongest military because they don't want to be a shit marine for the world's strongest military

            Dlanor +5m +10 / -0
            If you're going to be a shit marine then you should be a shit marine for the world's strongest military.

              89wc +

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2023-04-23T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Karl is a GIGA LOSER" :marseysoycry:
URL: {TWEET: KarlV}#m
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +20 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyitsover:

  BWC +53m +7 / -0
  >the average /r9k/ poster
  {IMG}

  box +52m +5 / -0
  >words words words
  :#marseywoah:

LGBetterave +24m +7 / -0
>Karl is a GIGA LOSER
I've never heard of this guy, what's he known for?

  Dramamine +30m +11 / -0
  He's the guy who defended Kiwifarms against the hordes of the internet. He was also the guy who made the 4chan "archive" (I don't think it's actually an archive, but whatever) which was also the "archive" that was used to dox the 4chan jannies. He's one of the few kiwifarmers who actually knows how to code and doesn't just run a blog like the rest of them. He's also a non-lolcow who's really into programming languages.

    BWC +12m +7 / -0
    > He's one of the few kiwifarmers who actually knows how to code and doesn't just run a blog like the rest of them.
    Isn't this literally every Kiwi that is not a lolcow, like all of the IT security/programming experts that are featured on their front page, like Null, the only lolcow on there is the Bongistani lolcow who runs /r9k/ and keeps talking about his autistic kids?

      Dramamine +14m +5 / -0
      >Isn't this literally every Kiwi that is not a lolcow, like all of the IT security/programming experts that are featured on their front page
      No, there's a lot of them that just can't code. The "archive" is a great example of that. I think Null might be a good

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AUTHOR: MDEcel
DATE: 2023-01-10T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foids :marseyattentionseeker: and scrotes :marseycoomer2: fight over if the new monogamous dating app is a good idea
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes dating_app_is_meant_for_monogamous_couples_to}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Hoes_mad +2h +12 / -0
> I've been on it for a few weeks and I'm honestly so glad I found it. It's been great for me and my partner.
>> I'm sorry but that's not the point of the app and you know it
:#soyjaktalking:

  GT +1h +7 / -0
  :#soyreddit:

  JohnDevereaux +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

HarryTrumanDorisDay +1h +10 / -0
> It's not hard to see why this app is so popular. It's great for finding someone who is looking for a serious relationship and is already in one. It's great for finding someone who is looking for a serious relationship and is not in one. It's great for finding someone who is looking for a serious relationship and is single.
> It's not hard to see why this app is so popular. It's great for finding someone who is looking for a serious relationship and is already in one. It's great for finding someone who is looking for a serious relationship and is not in one. It's great for finding someone who is looking for a serious relationship and is single.
> It's not hard to see why this app is so popular. It's great for finding someone who is looking for a serious relationship and is already in one. It's great for finding someone who is looking for a serious relationship and is not in one. It's great for finding someone who is looking for a serious relationship and is single.
> It's not hard to see why this app is so popular. It's great for finding someone who is looking for a serious relationship and is already in one. It's great for finding someone who is looking for a serious relationship and is not in one. It's great for finding someone who is looking for a serious relationship and is single.

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2023-07-14T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseydeux: :marseyschizowall:
URL: {TWEET: brianstelter}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +39m +14 / -0
:#marseybiden2:
Biden is the only politician I've ever respected. A true American hero.

  STAN_ARTMS +5h +2 / -0
  The guy who can't even remember his wife's name is a hero for what? Remembering to not start WWIII?

    Fabrico +4h +2 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:
    That's an incredibly good thing to be remembered for.

      STAN_ARTMS +1h +2 / -0
      He's not even doing that. He's more of a retard who happened to be in office when the next generation of nuclear weapons were being designed. If Trump had been president, WWIII would've started in 2016

        Fabrico +4m +1 / -0
        :#marseytrumpitsover:

  pizzashill +6h +1 / -0
  It's wild how much the rightoid media hated him for it.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +6h +1 / -0
  We can't hate the man who brought us the best president of all time
  {IMG}

  BussydoFollower +12h +1 / -0
  > A true American hero.
  No, a true American hero would be a Jew or a Mexican.

Hordofboars +1h +7 / -0
>disarm nukes
>get immediately attacked by the evil commies
>get nukes back
:#marseyshrug:

  pizzashill +5h +1 / -0
  The us would have been attacked by russia before the 60s if we didnt have nukes.

    Hordofboars +1h +1 / -0
    >that was 60 years ago
    >what are the chances this could happen again?
    :#marseysweating:

      pizzashill

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2022-11-23T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: We should make a list of "assholes" that we don't want to associate with
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Please post any people who are unironically assholes and we should avoid them
COMMENTS:
GT +3m +9 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases:
{IMG}

  melgibsonsDUI +2m +3 / -0
  :marseyitsover:

  GT +3m +3 / -0
  @aevann can we make a poll for our enemies list

Cao_Cao +8m +6 / -0
{IMG}

whyareyou +3h +2 / -0
nigger

  melgibsonsDUI +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

PantsInferno +1h +2 / -0
The people who complain about the list of people they don't want to associate with

  melgibsonsDUI +15m +1 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:eded

L +1h +2 / -0
I would like to add this website to the listed

  melgibsonsDUI +15m +2 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:ed

TheOverSeether +1h +1 / -0
:#marseyitsover:ed

  melgibsonsDUI +13m +1 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:ed

HokubsWorkshoper +1h +1 / -0
:#marseyitsover:ed

  melgibsonsDUI +13m +1 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:ed

JohnDevereaux +3h +1 / -0
{IMG}ed

  melgibsonsDUI +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:eded

box +1h +1 / -0
:marseyitsover:ed

  melgibsonsD

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2022-09-29T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: trans activist :marseytrain: and :marseytrain2: transphobic :marseytrain2: chud :chudsey: duke it out
URL: {TWEET: Emma16968022}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Trans activist @Emma16968022 has a lot to say about transphobic chuds. If you sort by latest, she's been arguing with everyone.
COMMENTS:
X +6m +10 / -0
lol i saw that, that train is very angry

  BigBussyHunter +1h +6 / -0
  :#marseytransattentionseeker:

Unbroken +32m +9 / -0
This is what they want to be the face of the trans movement?

  ABC +1m +7 / -0
  They literally want to be the face of anything. They're so starved for attention, they'll gladly take it no matter how much it makes them look like absolute retards.

    Unbroken +3m +4 / -0
    They should pick a different face then. This one is not good at all.

  L +21m +4 / -0
  The only way to get to the "face of the movement" position is to be a loudmouth. If you're not a loudmouth you get no attention and it's game over.
  If you can be a loudmouth and still be an attractive person then you can be the face of the movement.

    Unbroken +3m +4 / -0
    I know but this is the face of the trans movement?

      L +13m +4 / -0
      I'm pretty sure the face of the trans movement is some cis gay guy

        Unbroken +5m +4 / -0
        But the trans movement is trans people

          L +3m +3 / -0
          I agree

  AverageBen10Enjoyer +1h +3 / -0
  There's a whole thread of people saying that she's ugly and not a good representation of trans people. She's not taking it well.

BigBussyHunter +1h +4

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2022-07-21T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I'm gonna give you a reason to take a shit" - (the future is female)
URL: {TWEET: MyLordBebo}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +2m +7 / -0
I thought he was going to say something like "I'm gonna give you a reason to take a shit on the ground."

  melgibsonsDUI +40s +5 / -0
  {GIF}

    ABC +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

    GooooooldMember +17m +1 / -0
    Trans lives matter but why is this guy so funny

TheOverSeether +53m +1 / -0
> "I'm gonna give you a reason to take a shit"
> {TWEET: MyLordBebo}
> {TWEET: MyLordBebo}
> {TWEET: MyLordBebo}
> {TWEET: MyLordBebo}
> {TWEET: MyLordBebo}
> {TWEET: MyLordBebo}
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> {TWEET: MyLordBebo}
> {TWEET: MyLordBebo}
> {TWEET: MyLordBebo}
> {TWEET: MyLordBebo}
> {

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2023-03-02T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybongcop: ‘I am a lesbian, I am a lesbian’ says officer as she arrests 16-year-old boy for having sex with her :marseyhomosupremacist:
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11800127/I-lesbian-lesbian-says-officer-arrests-16-year-old-boy-having-sex-her.html
VOTES: +58 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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A teenage boy has been arrested after a female police officer said she was 'a lesbian' and 'a lesbian' as she handcuffed him for having sex with her.
Gateshead police was called to a home on Wednesday where a 16-year-old was alleged to have had sex with a woman in her 30s.
The pair were arrested for what police describe as 'indecent assault'.
The woman was arrested on suspicion of indecent assault, while the boy was taken in for questioning.
Both have been released without charge.
In a video on the force's Facebook page, officers said: 'Gateshead police were called to a home in the area where it was alleged a 16-year-old had sex with a woman in her 30s.
'Both were arrested for indecent assault and both have been released without charge.
'The officer who took the arrest said: 'I am a lesbian, I am a lesbian.'
'The officer has been suspended from duty and a full investigation is underway.'
The incident was reported to police at about 3.15pm on Wednesday.
An investigation was launched and the pair were taken in for questioning.
The officer was placed on restricted duties and has since been suspended.
In a statement, a force spokesperson said: 'Our officers are trained to carry out arrests in accordance with the law and training.
'Officers are required to arrest anyone they believe has committed an offence, including if they are under the age of 18.
'However, if the arrested person is under the age of 18, we will make every effort to ensure they are interviewed in a safe and appropriate environment.'
The force said the investigation is ongoing and they are looking into the 'circumstances and context' of the incident.
The force has said it 'takes any allegations of this kind extremely

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2022-11-22T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/Conspiracy user posts video of cops killing someone, gets angry when people ask for more information
URL: {REDDIT: r/conspiracy the_police_killed_a_man}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[The video]({YOUTUBE})
COMMENTS:
DickButtKiss +21m +4 / -0
How do people watch this shit and not see what they are? At first I thought the guy was just trying to make them look bad but the whole thing is just some dumbass dying from a car crash while the cops are trying to save him. I dont think these people have any real understanding of what they are seeing

  melgibsonsDUI +10m +5 / -0
  I'm guessing it's because they've been brainwashed to believe that any situation involving the police is by definition a crime.
  They're not looking at the whole picture, they're looking at the most dramatic part of the situation, and the most dramatic part is when the police arrive on the scene and start doing their job.

    DickButtKiss +25m +3 / -0
    I feel like they are just too dumb to understand what is going on. I don't think brainwashing can explain it.
    Also I think these people are just contrarians who hate authority and anyone who looks "cool" or edgy. So they are more likely to be sympathetic to a guy who was killed in a car crash than a cop who is trying to save him.

    JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
    >most dramatic part
    >when the cops arrive
    lol, lmao even

      melgibsonsDUI +2h +1 / -0
      What do you mean? The cops are the most dramatic part of the situation. They're the ones who show up on the scene and start doing their job. They're the ones who are trying to save the guy. They're the ones who are dealing with a potentially dangerous situation. They're the ones who are in control of the situation. They're the ones who are making decisions. They're the ones who are taking charge. They're the ones who are in charge. They're the ones who

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2023-03-02T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Anybody wanna bully some nerds? :marseysoylentgrin:
URL: {REDDIT: r/WatchPeopleDieInside a_guy_doesnt_like_that_his_girlfriend_is_making}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I think she should just leave him and make him watch the rest of the videos. Then she can be with the guy who actually loves her]({REDDIT: r/WatchPeopleDieInside a_guy_doesnt_like_that_his_girlfriend_is_making})
>> [Just don't date someone who watches that stuff, and that's your problem solved. Not everyone is compatible with everyone else, and it's not like you can change a person. That's why it's important to find out these things before you get too deep.]({REDDIT: r/WatchPeopleDieInside a_guy_doesnt_like_that_his_girlfriend_is_making})
>>> [What kind of "things" should you find out before getting too deep? That someone watches porn?]({REDDIT: r/WatchPeopleDieInside a_guy_doesnt_like_that_his_girlfriend_is_making})
>>>> [No, that he watches illegal videos of women being murdered.]({REDDIT: r/WatchPeopleDieInside a_guy_doesnt_like_that_his_girlfriend_is_making})
>>>>> [What are you trying to imply? That it's okay to watch porn? Why does that matter? It's not like he's asking her to watch it with him, she doesn't have to participate. Just like you don't have to participate in her porn, you just have to leave.]({REDDIT: r/WatchPeopleDieInside a_guy_doesnt_like_that_his_girlfriend_is_making})
>>>>>> [It's not about me and you, it's about her boyfriend. I'm just trying to give her advice on how to improve her life. If you don't like it, then don't read it. I don't owe you anything.]({REDDIT: r/WatchPeopleDieInside a_guy_doesnt_like_that_his_girlfriend_is_making})
>>>>>>> [I'm just trying to give you advice on how to improve your life. If you don't like it,

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2022-07-02T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a 26 year old woman. I'm 5'4". I weigh 145 pounds. I have a 48 inch waist. I have a 24 inch chest. I have a 36 inch hips. I have a 48 inch thighs. I have a 44 inch butt. I have a 14 inch penis.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm a 26 year old woman. I'm 5'4". I weigh 145 pounds. I have a 48 inch waist. I have a 24 inch chest. I have a 36 inch hips. I have a 48 inch thighs. I have a 44 inch butt. I have a 14 inch penis.
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +10 / -0
:#marseymommymilkers:

IlIIlIlIlIlIl +5m +9 / -0
:#marseybooba:

  melgibsonsDUI +5m +4 / -0
  :#marseymommymilkers:

retard +23m +6 / -0
:marseybooba:

Enrico_Motassa +21m +5 / -0
:#marseycock:

Dramamine +1h +3 / -0
:#marseybooba:

ManBearFridge +1h +3 / -0
:#marseyfans:

Goomble +2h +3 / -0
:#marseycoomer:

KinoBushido +2h +2 / -0
:#marseycock:

TraderOfSouls +1h +2 / -0
:#marseybooba:

KongToTheMax +5h +2 / -0
:#marseybooba:

TraderOfSouls +1h +2 / -0
:#marseycock:

JohnDevereaux +3h +2 / -0
{IMG}

Quickbeam +4h +1 / -0
Chest is 24 inches, hips are 36 inches. I'm not a professional but I'm going to guess that's

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2022-07-25T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Can I start a r/Cringetopia2 if r/Cringetopia gets banned? : ModSupport
URL: {REDDIT: r/ModSupport can_i_start_a_rcringetopia2_if_rcringetopia_gets}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Can I start a r/Cringetopia2 if r/Cringetopia gets banned?
> I have been banned for 3 days for a rule 5 violation in Cringetopia. I was trying to create a post about a transphobic video but the post was deleted by the mods.
> I have been banned for 3 days for a rule 5 violation in Cringetopia. I was trying to create a post about a transphobic video but the post was deleted by the mods.
> When the post was deleted, it was not immediately clear that it was deleted by the mods. I thought the post was deleted because I had violated the rules. However, the post was only deleted by the mods, and not because of any rule violation.
> I have been banned for 3 days for a rule 5 violation in Cringetopia. I was trying to create a post about a transphobic video but the post was deleted by the mods.
> When the post was deleted, it was not immediately clear that it was deleted by the mods. I thought the post was deleted because I had violated the rules. However, the post was only deleted by the mods, and not because of any rule violation.
> I have been banned for 3 days for a rule 5 violation in Cringetopia. I was trying to create a post about a transphobic video but the post was deleted by the mods.
> When the post was deleted, it was not immediately clear that it was deleted by the mods. I thought the post was deleted because I had violated the rules. However, the post was only deleted by the mods, and not because of any rule violation.
> I have been banned for 3 days for a rule 5 violation in Cringetopia. I was trying to create a post about a transphobic video but the post was deleted by the mods.
> When the post was deleted, it was not immediately clear that it was deleted by the mods. I thought the post was deleted because

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2022-07-27T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycry::marseybegging::marseyinshallah: Aevann please pin this post. I know you've already pinned a post about it but I need more attention. :marseycry::marseybegging::marseyinshallah:
URL: {REDDIT: r/ModSupport aeo_is_banning_people_for_being_antitrans}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +4 / -0
@i_only_downvote_bad_posts

  melgibsonsDUI +1m +3 / -0
  :marseyloveyou:

    i_only_downvote_bad_posts +1h +2 / -1
    :#marseyupvote2:

  i_only_downvote_bad_posts +1h +2 / -1
  :#marseyagreefast:

whyareyou +2h +1 / -0
someone please explain to me why transphobia is a crime and transphobes should be banned from the internet. it doesnt make sense..... i dont even understand the logic of it. you arent allowed to hate trans people. but if you are trans, you are allowed to hate the transphobes. how does that work? is it because transphobia is a sin and the trans are the sinners?. i think this is the real answer. transphobia is a sin and trans are the sinners. its like they want to be the judge, jury and executioner of the transphobes. but they arent even the judge, jury and executioner of the transphobes. they are just the sinners. so why are they allowed to hate transphobes? because they are the sinners. and the sinners are the judge, jury and executioner of the transphobes. so why are they allowed to hate transphobes? because they are the sinners. and the sinners are the judge, jury and executioner of the transphobes. so why are they allowed to hate transphobes? because they are the sinners. and the sinners are the judge, jury and execution

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2023-04-16T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: House Vampire’s most persecuted member
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is a post about a very special vampire, who has been bullied and scorned by the whole of House Vampire.
In the past, he has been mocked for his small size and his only ambition of wanting to be a vampire. He has been told that he is too small and weak to be a real vampire.
He has been told that he is not a real vampire because he is not strong enough to be a real vampire. He has been told that he is not a real vampire because he is not strong enough to be a real vampire.
He has been told that he is not a real vampire because he is not strong enough to be a real vampire.
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +8 / -0
This is what the trans vampire community has come to.

  melgibsonsDUI +1m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +4 / -0
    And the trans vampire community is proud of that.

      melgibsonsDUI +2m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          melgibsonsDUI +2m +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +3 / -0
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              melgibsonsDUI +51s +3 / -0
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                Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +3 / -0
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                  melgibsonsDUI +1m +3 / -0
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                    Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +3 / -0
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                      melgibsonsDUI +1m +3 / -0
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                        Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +3 / -0
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                          melgibsonsDUI +5m +3 / -0
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                            Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +3 / -0
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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2022-10-21T23Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: Why do people call me a Nazi?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +14m +3 / -0
Is this a joke? I'm not sure.

  melgibsonsDUI +2h +2 / -0
  I'm not sure either

    Cao_Cao +2h +2 / -0
    I'm not sure either but I'm happy to go with the flow.

melgibsonsDUI +1m +2 / -0
I just want to know the answer to this question so I can be better at being a Nazi.

  DickButtKiss +1m +2 / -0
  All I know is that it sounds like a cool name for a band

    melgibsonsDUI +2h +2 / -0
    I have a band called Nazi and we're awesome.

      DickButtKiss +1m +2 / -0
      Sounds like the name of a metal band

        melgibsonsDUI +52s +2 / -0
        We do metal, but we're not metal. It's like a metal band but for people who don't like metal. It's like a metal band but for people who like music. It's like a metal band but for people who like life. It's like a metal band but for people who like to have fun. It's like a metal band but for people who like to have sex. It's like a metal band but for people who like to have sex with people who like to have sex with people who like to have sex with people who like to have sex with people who like to have sex with people who like to have sex with people who like to have sex with people who like to have sex with people who like to have sex with people who like to have sex with people who like to have sex with people who like to have sex with people who like to have sex with people who like to have sex with people who like to have sex with people who like to have sex with people who like to have sex with people who like to have sex with people who like to have sex with people who like to have sex with people who like

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2024-03-07T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Zealand to ban 'kill count' on tiktok
URL: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-68534574
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> TikTok will remove any video that "encourages" users to commit suicide, the government has said.
> The social media app will also remove videos that "glorify" suicide and ban users from commenting on videos with a "suicide count".
> The move comes after an 11-year-old girl from New Zealand died by suicide, after watching a TikTok video in which a user committed suicide.
> The girl's family said she had 170,000 views of the video, which was posted in December 2022.
> TikTok said it would "actively work with the New Zealand government to support these measures".
> "We will also continue to invest in our safety tools and resources to support young people and their families," it added.
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +14m +6 / -0
> The girl's family said she had 170,000 views of the video, which was posted in December 2022.
Imagine being a Kiwi parent and hearing that your daughter had 170,000 views of a video of someone else killing themselves and not being like, "Yeah, that's not good, and that's not something we'll let happen again."

  melgibsonsDUI +2m +4 / -0
  I don't know if you've noticed but Kiwis are pretty pathetic. We don't have the self-awareness to do that.

    Cao_Cao +6m +3 / -0
    > We don't have the self-awareness
    Maybe not, but that family must have the self-awareness to know it's their fault she killed herself.

      melgibsonsDUI +4m +4 / -0
      It's not their fault, but I guess it's their problem now. I'm not sure what you mean by their fault though, we're not allowed to punish them for it. We don't punish people who do things like this. We don't punish people who do things like this. We don't

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2022-07-13T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What's the best way to get a couple of cans of beer down a man's ass?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm thinking of inviting a guy over for a few beers and a chat, but I want to surprise him with something a little different. What's the best way to get a couple of cans of beer down a man's ass?
COMMENTS:
Jimbo_B_Beterson +12m +1 / -0
Cant you just pour it in there?

  melgibsonsDUI +1h +1 / -0
  I suppose I could, but I want to make sure it's done in a way that's both safe and effective. Any suggestions?

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +1 / -0
    Just pour it in there, this isnt reddit

      melgibsonsDUI +36m +1 / -0
      Thanks for the advice! I'll give it a try.

H +1h +1 / -0
You're going to get arrested for this. You should just get your drunk boyfriend to do this instead.

  melgibsonsDUI +3m +1 / -0
  No, I'm going to do this myself. I'm not going to let some drunk boyfriend do this for me.

    H +1m +1 / -0
    Who's boyfriend?

      melgibsonsDUI +2m +1 / -0
      I don't have a boyfriend. I'm a straight man. I'm just looking for a way to get a couple of cans of beer down a man's ass. What's the best way to do this? I'm open to suggestions.

        H +6m +1 / -0
        I'm sorry. I can't help you. I'm going to report this to the authorities and you're going to be in a lot of trouble for this. I hope you learn your lesson. Never try to do this again. I'm going to report this to the authorities and you're going to be in a lot of trouble for this. I hope you learn your lesson. Never try to do this again.

          melgibsonsDUI +6m +

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2022-10-03T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How do we know that the 40 year old man isn't the child? :marseythinkorino:
URL: {TWEET: TheDemosProject}
VOTES: +63 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseywrongthonk:
COMMENTS:
ConchShell +2m +47 / -0
They are going to make so many shitty movies.

  cyberdick +1h +12 / -0
  I guess we'll know it's a shitty movie when a 40yo man is in a movie with a 12yo girl

    ConchShell +1m +8 / -0
    The 12 year old girl is the main character

      cyberdick +6m +7 / -0
      Yeah but the 40 year old man is the love interest

        ConchShell +2m +9 / -0
        The 40 year old man is the villain who is trying to seduce the 12 year old girl

          cyberdick +2m +4 / -0
          The 40 year old man is the teacher who is trying to seduce the 12 year old girl

            ConchShell +1m +5 / -0
            The 40 year old man is the teacher who is trying to seduce the 12 year old girl and the 12 year old girl is the main character

              cyberdick +1m +3 / -0
              The 40 year old man is the teacher who is trying to seduce the 12 year old girl and the 12 year old girl is the main character and the 40 year old man is the villain

                ConchShell +2m +3 / -0
                The 40 year old man is the teacher who is trying to seduce the 12 year old girl and the 12 year old girl is the main character and the 40 year old man is the villain and the 12 year old girl is a lesbian

                  cyberdick +4m +3 / -0
                  The 40 year old man is the teacher who is trying to seduce the 12 year old girl and the 1

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2025-02-27T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybackingintobush:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!animalposters
COMMENTS:
GodzillaSong +38m +6 / -0
{IMG}

  melgibsonsDUI +44m +3 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

weiguksa +2h +2 / -0
:#marseybigdog:

  melgibsonsDUI +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseybigdog: :marseybackingintobush: :#!marseybigdog:

  melgibsonsDUI +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseybigdog: :marseybackingintobush: :#!marseybigdog:

    weiguksa +11h +2 / -0
    :#marseybigdog: :marseybackingintobush: :#!marseybigdog: :#marseybackingintobush:

      melgibsonsDUI +1h +2 / -0
      :#marseybigdog: :marseybackingintobush: :#!marseybigdog: :#marseybackingintobush: :#!marseybigdog: :marseybackingintobush: :#!marseybigdog: :#marseybackingintobush: :#!marseybigdog: :marseybackingintobush: :#!marseybigdog: :#marseybackingintobush: :#!marseybigdog: :marseybackingintobush: :#!marseybigdog: :#marseybackingintobush: :#!marseybigdog: :marseybackingintobush: :#!marseybigdog: :#marseybackingintobush: :#!marseybigdog: :marseybackingintobush: :#!marseybigdog: :#marseybackingintobush

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2023-02-14T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: One of the most insufferable moids on reddit goes on a rant about women's bathroom privileges
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueUnpopularOpinion women_shouldnt_be_in_the_mens_room}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +1m +32 / -0
> You're a fucking retard. Women should be allowed to use the bathroom in peace. This is how you end up with a man's penis in your face.
>> I'm not a retard. I'm a smart person.
:#marseybrainlet:

  melgibsonsDUI +12m +18 / -0
  > [This is like when you say "men should not be allowed to use the women's room because they could rape a woman" and they respond with "that's how you end up with a woman's penis in your face".]({REDDIT: r/TrueUnpopularOpinion women_shouldnt_be_in_the_mens_room})
  :#marseytransrentfree:

  DickButtKiss +32m +10 / -0
  > I'm not a retard. I'm a smart person.
  I agree with him on this one. Even though it doesn't change the fact that he's still a retard

    JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

  asshole +20m +9 / -0
  > I'm not a r-slur. I'm a smart person.
  {GIF}

  JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

X +2m +18 / -0
> I'm a smart person
:#marseyemojirofl:

melgibsonsDUI +1m +16 / -0
> [You’re a fucking retard. Women should be allowed to use the bathroom in peace. This is how you end up with a man’s penis in your face.]({REDDIT: r/TrueUnpopularOpinion women_shouldnt_be_in_the_mens_room})
:#marseytransrentfree:

  asshole +21m +13 / -0
  > This is how you end up

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2024-01-14T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The sharty is starting to think they're the ones in the wrong :marseyshook:
URL: https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/8174242.html
VOTES: +80 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not going to copy paste this thread, it's a lot of words. TLDR: The Sharty is starting to see that they may be the problem. They start talking about how they're the problem, but then they start to wonder if the people they're fighting against are the problem. This whole thing seems to be the result of some internal drama where people are claiming to be persecuted and some people are getting mad at people for getting mad. I'm too lazy to go through the whole thread, I hope this is useful.
COMMENTS:
X +4m +87 / -0
{IMG} :#marseyxd: :#marseysoypoint:
!chuds !transphobes

  ACA +1m +39 / -0
  {IMG}

    X +59s +33 / -0
    {IMG}

      ACA +1m +31 / -0
      {IMG}

        X +5m +23 / -0
        {IMG}

          ACA +4m +19 / -0
          {IMG}

            X +3m +19 / -0
            {IMG}

              ACA +1m +15 / -0
              {IMG}

                X +1m +15 / -0
                {IMG}

                  ACA +2m +12 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    X +1m +12 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      ACA +2m +11 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        X +1m +11 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          ACA +3m +10 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            X +42s +10 / -0
                            {IMG}

  FourthCowboy +4m +28 / -0
  The tranny one is really cute :marseyfluffy:

  cyberdick +1h +21 / -0
  > {IMG}
  this

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2025-06-20T14Z
HOLE: bongland
TITLE: We are pleased to announce our new moderator team! :marseyjanny:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +70 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
# Welcome to the /h/bongland mod team! :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:
As you all know, we are getting a new mod team for /h/bongland, and we are very excited to announce that it is a wonderful, diverse, and skilled group of individuals who are dedicated to making /h/bongland a welcoming and inclusive community for all.
Here are some of the things you can look forward to from our new mod team:
- **High-quality content**: Our mods are passionate about bongland and will work hard to ensure that the hole is filled with interesting, informative, and entertaining posts.
- **Engaging discussions**: Our mods will foster lively discussions and debates on a wide range of topics related to bongland.
- **Community support**: Our mods are here to help you and will be available to answer your questions and provide guidance.
- **Moderation excellence**: Our mods are experienced and committed to maintaining a safe and welcoming environment for all.
We are excited to have you all as part of our community and look forward to working with you to make /h/bongland a vibrant and thriving space for all bongland enthusiasts.
Please join us in welcoming our new mod team!
---
# Meet the mods!
## @RegnisLarson
Our first mod is @RegnisLarson, a well-known user on rDrama.net who has been an active member of the community for many years. Regnis is a prolific writer and has contributed to many posts on /h/bongland. He is a passionate advocate for bongland and is dedicated to making the hole a welcoming and inclusive space for all.
## @Bardpinged
Our second mod is @Bardpinged, a new user to rDrama.net but a longtime fan of bongland. Bardpinged is a skilled moderator and has experience in managing online communities. He is dedicated to fostering lively discussions and debates on /h/bongland and is committed to maintaining a safe and welcoming environment for all.
## @AverageBen10Enjoyer
Our third mod is @AverageBen10Enjoyer,

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2025-05-27T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: .
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +11m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  melgibsonsDUI +11m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

  JannieJihad +2h +4 / -0
  :#marseymoreyouknow:

TheDunceonMaster +1h +3 / -0
I just want to give a shout out to the rDrama userbase for supporting this. I'm glad that we can be so supportive of our community members, even when they're being a little silly!s

  melgibsonsDUI +2h +2 / -0
  {IMG} I'm so happy to be supported by everyone. It means a lot to me. I'm glad to be part of this community. I love you all. I'm glad to be part of this community. I love you all. I'm glad to be part of this community. I love you all. I'm glad to be part of this community. I love you all. I'm glad to be part of this community. I love you all. I'm glad to be part of this community. I love you all. I'm glad to be part of this community. I love you all. I'm glad to be part of this community. I love you all. I'm glad to be part of this community. I love you all. I'm glad to be part of this community. I love you all. I'm glad to be part of this community. I love you all. I'm glad to be part of this community. I love you all. I'm glad to be part of this community. I love you all. I'm glad to be part of this community. I love you all. I'm glad to be part of this community. I love you all. I'm glad to be part of this community. I love you all. I'm glad to be part of this community. I love you all. I'm glad to be part of this community. I love you all. I'm glad to be part of this community. I love you all. I'm glad to be part of this community.

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2022-11-22T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/teenagers user posts screenshot of their parents arguing about incest
URL: {REDDIT: r/teenagers my_mom_and_uncle_have_been_talking_about_having}
VOTES: +39 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[I guess it’s normal for you guys, I’ve seen some of you saying that incest is normal, but I’m gonna say that it’s not, I mean, you’re not supposed to date your cousins, your brothers, your sisters, your parents, your grandparents, your uncles and aunts, that’s not normal, I know that this is a bit controversial, but I just wanted to say that it’s not normal to date your relatives, I mean, it’s not normal to date anyone, but it’s not normal to date your relatives]({REDDIT: r/teenagers comment})
[You know, I’ve heard about incest, but I’ve never heard about it being normal, I mean, it’s not normal to date your relatives, it’s not normal to date anyone, but it’s not normal to date your relatives]({REDDIT: r/teenagers comment})
[It’s not normal to date your relatives, it’s not normal to date anyone, but it’s not normal to date your relatives]({REDDIT: r/teenagers comment})
[It’s not normal to date your relatives, it’s not normal to date anyone, but it’s not normal to date your relatives]({REDDIT: r/teenagers comment})
[It’s not normal to date your relatives, it’s not normal to date anyone, but it’s not normal to date your relatives]({REDDIT: r/teenagers comment})
[It’s not normal to date your relatives, it’s not normal to date anyone, but it’s not normal to date your relatives]({REDDIT: r/teenagers comment})
[It’s not normal to date your relatives, it’s not normal to date anyone, but it’s not normal to date your relatives]({REDDIT: r/teenagers comment})
[It’s not normal to date your relatives, it’s not normal to date anyone, but it’s not normal to date your relatives]({REDDIT: r/teenagers comment})
[It’s not normal to date your relatives,

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2022-12-28T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Disney Pulls Out Of Pride Month Because "It Doesn't Make Sense Anymore" :marseyhomofascist: :marseydisney:
URL: https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2022/12/disney-pulls-out-of-pride-month-because-it-doesnt-make-sense-anymore
VOTES: +160 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The entertainment company that has been criticized for being out of touch with its gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender customers is deciding to no longer recognize June as Pride Month.
Disney announced in a press release on Monday that it would no longer recognize the month of June as Pride Month.
“Throughout the past decade, we have worked to reflect our company’s diverse communities through our creative, live entertainment, consumer products, and philanthropic efforts. As a result of our efforts, we have a strong and loyal fan base, and we are proud to be a part of their stories,” the company said in a statement.
The company announced its intention to recognize Pride Month in 2014. The statement, however, does not explain why it has decided to pull out of the celebrations.
“Going forward, we will continue to focus on inclusion and representation in our creative and business practices, including through our philanthropic efforts,” the company said in the statement.
Disney, which has come under fire in recent years for not including more gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender representation in its films and shows, has also been accused of being tone-deaf in its handling of the Covid-19 pandemic.
The company’s stock has fallen 35% since the start of the year, and it is currently trading at its lowest level since 2013.
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +3m +155 / -0
What the fuck are they talking about? Pride month is a whole month. It's not like they were only doing stuff for one week or something. I can't believe they are this tone deaf

  melgibsonsDUI +5m +101 / -0
  Pride Month is a whole month, but Pride Week is a whole week, which is more than Pride Day which is a whole day, and so on.

    BigBussyHunter +1m +71 /

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2022-11-07T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Will the new Pokémon game break the Switch 2? :marseyconfused:
URL: {TWEET: TheGamingBible}
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Fucking love how the Switch 2 is basically a handheld PC now.
COMMENTS:
ChristoffWChanderson +3m +18 / -0
:#marseyattentionseeker:

  melgibsonsDUI +2m +11 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +41m +15 / -0
>handheld PC
[Imagine the gaymer war that will ensue.]({TWEET: CIRCLEBUSTERS})
{IMG}

  melgibsonsDUI +15m +10 / -0
  I want to see the memes of the Switch 2 and Steam Deck crossover :marseyembrace:

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +3m +5 / -0
    It will be great. Gamers are too autistic to fight like normal people so the memes will be hilarious.

      melgibsonsDUI +1m +4 / -0
      :marseyxd: I can't wait for the two sides to take to the streets to fight over this

  cyberdick +7h +2 / -0
  > 100% of the comments are from circlebustards
  what the fuck is circlebustards? is it one of those "I'm an edgy 14yr old" subs?

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +12m +2 / -0
    Lol nah they're all jokers.
    {IMG}

      cyberdick +3m +3 / -0
      jokers? jokers? jokers? :marseysoypoint:
      {IMG}

        YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +4m +3 / -0
        Lol yeh they're all unironic joker fans.

          cyberdick +5m +2 / -0
          {GIF}

Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +8 / -0
I hope the new pokemon is so bad

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2022-08-25T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The funniest moment in the history of /r/drama
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
lmao +1m +8 / -0
:marseysal:

  melgibsonsDUI +2m +5 / -0
  It's not even a joke, I'm literally using this as a way to spam Marseys. :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +5 / -0
    You're literally spamming Marseys right now, how would you do that?

      melgibsonsDUI +2m +5 / -0
      I'm doing it now, you're doing it now, we're all doing it now. :marseycope:

    lmao +4m +3 / -0
    :marseythinkorino:
    :marseysal:

      melgibsonsDUI +1m +4 / -0
      :marseysal:

        lmao +1m +4 / -0
        :marseyxd:
        {IMG}

          melgibsonsDUI +2m +3 / -0
          :marseysal:

            lmao +1m +3 / -0
            :marseysal:

              melgibsonsDUI +2m +3 / -0
              :marseysal:

                lmao +1m +2 / -0
                :marseysal:

                  melgibsonsDUI +44s +2 / -0
                  :marseysal:

                    lmao +51s +2 / -0
                    :marseysal:

                      melgibsonsDUI +50s +2 / -0
                      :marseysal:

                        lmao +1m +2 / -0
                        :marseysal:

                          melgibsonsDUI +1m +2 / -0
                          :marseysal:

                            lmao +1m +2 / -0
                            :marseysal:

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2024-02-14T01Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: noooooo, you can't be a good person and not believe in god
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +10 / -0
if you want to be a good person you have to believe in god
if you believe in god you will be a good person
if you believe in god and are not a good person you will burn in hell for eternity
if you don't believe in god you will burn in hell for eternity
if you are a good person and don't believe in god you will burn in hell for eternity
:#marseyindignant:

  melgibsonsDUI +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseyburn:

  JohnDevereaux +2h +4 / -0
  >if you want to be a good person you have to believe in god
  {IMG}

  NO +1h +3 / -0
  If you dont believe in God, you have to believe in a higher power of some sort to be a good person. This is why I love Allah.

    JohnDevereaux +46m +4 / -0
    >I love Allah
    :#chudmuslimtalking:

  Freak-Off +27m +2 / -0
  It's not about God, it's about love.
  Jesus was the embodiment of love, and God is love.

    melgibsonsDUI +2m +3 / -0
    You have to believe in god to love

      Freak-Off +1m +2 / -0
      I can love without god, but I can't love with god.

        melgibsonsDUI +1m +3 / -0
        You can't love without god, you're a child who doesn't know what love is

          Freak-Off +1m +2 / -0
          >You can't love without god
          I disagree. I love my kids and my dog and my wife and my sister.
          If you don't love, then you're a child.

            melgibsonsDUI +3m +3 / -0
            >I love my kids and

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2023-08-16T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/AmITheAngel discusses the ethics of celebrating the 16th birthday of a trans girl who died in the 2017 Las Vegas shooting
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmITheAngel _}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DestoryerCarbine +16m +9 / -0
{IMG}

  melgibsonsDUI +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

  JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

  Grue +1h +2 / -0
  >not celebrating
  >not killing yourself
  >leeching off the world
  >hating the world
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

Grue +2h +4 / -0
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want to see them all dead.

  melgibsonsDUI +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseyfedpostyes:

  DestoryerCarbine +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

    Grue +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseycontemplatesuicide:

      DestoryerCarbine +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseycontemplatesuicide::#marseymini:

        Grue +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseygunshotsuicide:

DestoryerCarbine +4m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  melgibsonsDUI +2m +1 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

    DestoryerCarbine +1m +1 / -0
    {IMG}

      melgibsonsDUI +2m +1 / -0
      :#marseydisagree:

        DestoryerCarbine +3m +1 / -0
        {IMG}

          melgibsonsDUI +2m +1 / -0
          :#marseyshook:

            DestoryerCarbine +1m +

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2023-03-10T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Teacher gets mad about a student not wanting to wear the school uniform
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers student_refuses_to_wear_uniform}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm not even sure what to do at this point. I've talked to his parents, and they have zero clue about this. I've asked him about it, and he says he doesn't want to wear the uniform because it's not his style. And when I asked him what he would wear if he wasn't in uniform, he said that he would wear the same thing he's wearing now, which is a t-shirt and jeans. I've tried to talk to him about it, but he just doesn't seem to care.
> I'm at a loss. I don't know what to do. I don't want to fail him, but I don't want to give him an extension either. I don't know what to do.
> EDIT: I've talked to the principal, and he said that he doesn't want to fail the kid either. He said that he would prefer if the kid just wore the uniform, but he doesn't want to make it a big deal.
> EDIT 2: I've talked to the kid's counselor, and she said that she doesn't know what to do either. She said that she would prefer if the kid just wore the uniform, but she doesn't want to make it a big deal.
> EDIT 3: I've talked to the kid's mom, and she said that she doesn't know what to do either. She said that she would prefer if the kid just wore the uniform, but she doesn't want to make it a big deal.
> EDIT 4: I've talked to the kid's dad, and he said that he doesn't know what to do either. He said that he would prefer if the kid just wore the uniform, but he doesn't want to make it a big deal.
> EDIT 5: I've talked to the kid's siblings, and they said that they don't know what to do either. They said that they would prefer if the kid just wore the uniform, but they don't want to make it a big deal.
> EDIT 6: I've talked to the kid's grandparents, and they said that they don't know

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2023-12-20T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey goes to the beach :marseysurfing:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +119 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It was a Christmas miracle, I didn't go to the beach this year but I'm glad I had this.
COMMENTS:
ACA +14m +19 / -0
:#marseybeachtowel:

  melgibsonsDUI +23m +10 / -0
  :#marseybeachtowel: :#marseyshark:

  AndreaDoria +6h +4 / -0
  :#marseybeach: :#marseybeach: :#marseybeach: :#marseybeach: :#marseybeach: :#marseybeach: :#marseybeach: :#marseybeach: :#marseybeach:

  SaveUsUncleTed +12h +2 / -0
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  melgibsonsDUI +22m +11 / -0
  :#marseysurfing: :#marseyshark:

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2024-02-29T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright:
URL: {TWEET: realdonaldtrump}
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!chuds !nonchuds
COMMENTS:
Neon_Needles +4m +20 / -0
Trump should just be a Democrat tbh. He is so fucking retarded.

  melgibsonsDUI +4m +10 / -0
  :marseyconfused: why?

    Neon_Needles +3m +16 / -0
    Because he would probably be an actual politician and not some reality tv star retard who is just a giant retard in the White House who is constantly embarrassed.

      melgibsonsDUI +4m +13 / -0
      :marseysmughips: I think you're confusing a politician with a good politician

        Neon_Needles +3m +11 / -0
        Idk, I think he would be a better politician if he was a Dem.

          melgibsonsDUI +1m +9 / -0
          :marseyshrug: I think he would be a good politician, regardless of party

            Neon_Needles +4m +11 / -0
            True, but he would be a good politician as a Democrat. The current party is just so fucking retarded they would probably take him seriously, like a retard.

              melgibsonsDUI +2m +8 / -0
              :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright:

      Haberdasher +4h +4 / -0
      He's not even a politician. He's a celebrity. They're two very different things.

    Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +35m +7 / -0
    It would cause a lot of drama.

      melgibsonsDUI +1m +7 / -0
      :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

    Transformers +1h +5 / -0

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2023-01-18T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/atheism reacts to the newest Marvel movie
URL: {REDDIT: r/atheism the_marvels_promises_to_sweep_up_its}
VOTES: +35 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's a pretty good thread, lots of seethe.
> The "The Marvels" marketing team should be ashamed of themselves for encouraging kids to be afraid of God.
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +28m +26 / -0
> I've been going to church for over 20 years and I've never seen a church do anything like this. I don't see what the big deal is
> I don't see what the big deal is
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> I don't

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2025-03-02T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyderp: r/AskReddit - What's an example of a situation where someone's unironic use of the word "cuck" was funny? :marseysoylentgrin:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit whats_an_example_of_a_situation_where_someones}
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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peepeehands +3m +19 / -0
> The other day I had a guy tell me “you’re such a cuck” when I was leaving the gym. I was like, “what?” and he said “you’re such a cuck.” I was like, “what does that mean?” and he said “it means you’re a cuck.” I was like, “okay, so I’m a cuck?” He said “yeah, you’re a cuck.” I said “oh, okay, thanks.” And then I left.
:#marseyme:

  G-PIG +1h +6 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh:

ManBearFridge +1h +14 / -0
I was in a meeting once and someone said "That's a cuck move." I said "I have no idea what that means." The other guy said "It means you're a cuck." I said "okay, so I'm a cuck?" He said "Yeah, you're a cuck." I said "Oh, okay, thanks." And then I left.

  asshole +36m +7 / -0
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GooooooldMember +30m +12 / -0
> I was leaving the gym. I was like, “what?” and he said “you’re such a cuck.” I was like, “what does that mean?” and he said “it means you’re a cuck.” I was like, “okay, so I’m a cuck?” He said “yeah, you’re a cuck.” I said “oh, okay, thanks.” And then I left.
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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2024-04-01T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: April Fools Day prank: saying "April Fools" to people
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I love this prank because it's so simple. Just walk up to someone and say "April Fools!" and watch them get confused and annoyed. It's a great way to make people's day a little bit brighter!
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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2024-02-11T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm going to kill myself :marseyrope:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm going to kill myself
COMMENTS:
Maximus +5m +6 / -0
:#marseyeldritchnut:

KangThaConqueror +5m +3 / -0
i would rather die with you than alone
:#marseyropeyourself:

  melgibsonsDUI +1m +3 / -0
  No you wouldn't

    KangThaConqueror +1m +4 / -0
    :marseyindignant: i would

      melgibsonsDUI +3m +3 / -0
      You wouldn't

        KangThaConqueror +1m +3 / -0
        i would
        :marseyropeyourself:

          melgibsonsDUI +5m +3 / -0
          You wouldn't

            KangThaConqueror +4m +3 / -0
            :marseyindignant: i would

              melgibsonsDUI +1h +3 / -0
              You wouldn't

                KangThaConqueror +21m +2 / -0
                i would
                :marseyindignant:

                  melgibsonsDUI +1h +2 / -0
                  You wouldn't

                    KangThaConqueror +7m +2 / -0
                    :marseyindignant: i would

                      melgibsonsDUI +2m +2 / -0
                      You wouldn't

                        KangThaConqueror +1m +2 / -0
                        :marseyindignant: i would

                          melgibsonsDUI +4m +2 / -0
                          You wouldn't

                            KangThaConqueror +3m +2 / -0
                            :marseyindignant: i would

Stranger +44m +2 / -0
:#marseypopcorntime: to the fun

  melgibsonsDUI +1h +1 / -0
  You wouldn't

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2022-09-22T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I don't like it when people are mean to me
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +28 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
comics_for_trans_rights +1m +12 / -0
but this is r/drama, that's all we do here

  melgibsonsDUI +1m +9 / -0
  I know, I'm just not a fan

    comics_for_trans_rights +3m +7 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

    ForgotMyPasswordAgain +3h +2 / -0
    Welcome, I'll be your personal bully

      melgibsonsDUI +1h +1 / -0
      :marseydisagree:

        ForgotMyPasswordAgain +1h +1 / -0
        :marseyrain:

Dramamine +3h +2 / -0
:#marseysad:

  melgibsonsDUI +21m +2 / -0
  :marseylove:

    Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyblowkiss: me

      melgibsonsDUI +1h +2 / -0
      :marseyshy: you

        Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
        :marseylove:

          melgibsonsDUI +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyagreefast: me

            Dramamine +5m +2 / -0
            :marseyblowkiss:

              melgibsonsDUI +5m +2 / -0
              :marseylove: cottie

                Dramamine +2m +2 / -0
                :marseylove: cottie

                  melgibsonsDUI +2m +2 / -0
                  :marseylove: cottie

                    Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
                    :marseylove: cottie

                      melgibsonsDUI +1m +2 / -0
                      :marseylove: cottie you

                        Dramamine +3m +2 / -

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2022-08-18T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Do you think it's really a coincidence that some of the most dedicated transphobes on this website are also the biggest misogynists? :marseyhmm:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The post history is so similar.
COMMENTS:
Neon_Needles +1m +3 / -0
It's not a coincidence. It's because we hate women and gays and trans. Not in that order.

  melgibsonsDUI +5m +2 / -0
  Misogyny, homophobia, and transphobia are all rooted in the same kind of hatred.

    Neon_Needles +1m +2 / -0
    All these people are the same. I hate them all.

whyareyou +2h +1 / -0
no, but it is a coincidence that the most dedicated transphobes on this website are also the biggest transphobes

  melgibsonsDUI +2m +1 / -0
  How does that differ from what I said? You think there's no connection between transphobia and misogyny? .p

    whyareyou +3m +1 / -0
    I don't think there's a connection, I think there's a difference between transphobia and misogyny. The two are not the same.

      melgibsonsDUI +1m +1 / -0
      What's the difference? .p

        whyareyou +1m +1 / -0
        I don't know, I just know they are different. Ask a psychologist.

          melgibsonsDUI +2m +1 / -0
          Do you think psychologists are qualified to answer this question? .p

            whyareyou +2m +1 / -0
            No, but they are the only ones who could tell you.

              melgibsonsDUI +2m +1 / -0
              If you don't think psychologists are qualified to answer this question, how can you be sure that they're the only ones who could tell you? .p

                whyareyou +2m +1 / -0
                You're playing semantics. You asked for a difference

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2023-09-22T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/drama is for posting drama, not for posting transphobia :marseytransgenocide:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
# Drama?
COMMENTS:
X +1m +7 / -0
:#marseytranspearlclutch:

  melgibsonsDUI +2m +5 / -0
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    X +3m +4 / -0
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BimothyX2 +6m +2 / -0
I'm bimothy :marseywave2: you're a retard

  melgibsonsDUI +3m +2 / -0
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    BimothyX2 +2m +2 / -0
    :marseywave2: yeah I'm bimothy you're a retard

      melgibsonsDUI +56s +2 / -0
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        BimothyX2 +1m +2 / -0
        :marseywave2: yeah I'm bimothy @yourself is a retard

          melgibsonsDUI +3m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2023-04-16T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is the "I'm a feminist, but..." crowd the most insufferable
URL: N/A
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I just watched the new 'Girls' season 2 episode and the main character, who is the most self-insert-ish character on TV, is a feminist, but also wants to date a conservative man.
I thought this was a 'what about the men' moment, but she literally has a conversation with her friend about it and the friend says "well, maybe men are just as good as women after all."
They're both so insufferable I want to go back in time and change the past so the show never got made.
COMMENTS:
Red_Shill +14m +23 / -0
I mean yes, that's the whole point of the show

  melgibsonsDUI +22m +9 / -0
  I thought they'd be a bit more self-aware of it, especially since it was on HBO at the time.

    Red_Shill +11m +9 / -0
    HBO was always a pretty soft lib place, their movies are always pretty bad too

      melgibsonsDUI +10m +5 / -0
      I'd say the more recent HBO stuff is pretty good, but it's not like they can put out a new Sopranos or Girls anymore.

        Red_Shill +11m +3 / -0
        I like the new ones but they arent the same, i guess they had to be bc of the original. I think it was HBO that got soys to like the sopranos, but thats about it.

    AL_BUNDY +1h +3 / -0
    It was HBO, the women wrote it.

drumpf +2m +12 / -0
:#marseyagree:

BigBussyHunter +10m +11 / -0
I think it's the same crowd that says, "I'm not a Republican, but..." and the rest of the sentence is a laundry list of conservative positions

  melgibsonsDUI +27m +6 / -0
  That's because it's the same people. They're all insufferable.

    BigB

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2023-02-26T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Incel trying to prevent people from making fun of him
URL: {REDDIT: r/IncelTear stop}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DickButtKiss +24m +5 / -0
Just be funny. If you make people laugh they wont get mad at you

DickButtKiss +26m +2 / -0
What is inceltear? I assume a sub dedicated to making fun of incels?

  melgibsonsDUI +2m +4 / -0
  Correct. They also provide advice to incels to make them not incels, which is not a very popular approach.

    DickButtKiss +13m +2 / -0
    So basically foids
    Also this guy got downvoted by the same guy that made this post
    {REDDIT: r/IncelTear why_do_incels_hate_incels_so_much}

      melgibsonsDUI +2m +3 / -0
      I don't know, I just post things that annoy me. You should be doing the same.

        DickButtKiss +2m +3 / -0
        I don't know what annoys me but I sure am glad I have a place to post it.

          melgibsonsDUI +1m +2 / -0
          :marseykingcrown:

JimothyX2 +5m +2 / -0
@bballbelle

  bballbelle +1h +2 / -0
  No, I'm not a mod. I don't have a problem with incels or inceltear. I only have a problem with incels who can't take the L and post their Ls. And I'm not a foid.

    JimothyX2 +1m +1 / -0
    >i'm not a foid
    :#marseyxdoubt:

      bballbelle +1m +2 / -0
      I mean, I'm not a moid either. I'm a genderfluid enby. :marseytrans2:

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2023-10-11T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors :marseysoylentgrin: mad about the government :marseysoyjak: not getting the sniffles :marseycovidscare:
URL: {REDDIT: r/australia the_uk_government_has_taken_the_strongest}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +7m +13 / -0
> [I hate the UK government and the amount of power they have to keep doing this.]({REDDIT: r/australia the_uk_government_has_taken_the_strongest})
:marseysoyseethe:
> [I hope the US government does the same thing for me. I'm ready to die for it.]({REDDIT: r/australia the_uk_government_has_taken_the_strongest})
:marseysoycrytremble:
> [I hope the US government does the same thing for me. I'm ready to die for it.]({REDDIT: r/australia the_uk_government_has_taken_the_strongest})
:marseysoycrytremble:
> [I hate the UK government and the amount of power they have to keep doing this.]({REDDIT: r/australia the_uk_government_has_taken_the_strongest})
:marseysoyseethe:
> [I hope the US government does the same thing for me. I'm ready to die for it.]({REDDIT: r/australia the_uk_government_has_taken_the_strongest})
:marseysoycrytremble:
> [I hope the US government does the same thing for me. I'm ready to die for it.]({REDDIT: r/australia the_uk_government_has_taken_the_strongest})
:marseysoycrytremble:
> [I hate the UK government and the amount of power they have to keep doing this.]({REDDIT: r/australia the_uk_government_has_taken_the_strongest})
:marseysoyseethe:
> [I hope the US government does the same thing for me. I'm ready to die for it.]({REDDIT:

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2023-03-27T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid :marseywall: is mad that her husband :marseyboomer: has a bigger sex drive than her :marseyraging:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_husband_49m_has_a_higher_sex_drive_than_i_do}
VOTES: +44 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I’m 43F and my husband is 49M. We have been together 10 years and married for 5. I’ve always had a lower sex drive than he has and he knows this and has been fine with it. I’ve always been into him and into sex with him but I’ve never been as horny as he is.
> In the past year he has started wanting sex almost daily and I’m not into that. I usually get horny maybe once a week but he wants it more often. I don’t mind sex with him but I don’t feel like he is respecting my boundaries by wanting it so often. He doesn’t want to wait for me to get horny. I have suggested that we stop having sex for a while but he says he doesn’t want to and I feel like he’s not respecting me.
> I’ve suggested that he look for a mistress or something but he says he doesn’t want to. He just says that I need to understand that he needs sex and he needs it more often than I do. I’m not into it that much and I feel like he’s not respecting me.
> I don’t know what to do. I’m not into it as often as he is and I don’t want to have sex with him as often as he wants. I feel like he’s not respecting me.
COMMENTS:
ABC +15m +54 / -0
> [I’m not into it that much and I feel like he’s not respecting me.]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_husband_49m_has_a_higher_sex_drive_than_i_do})
A woman not being into sex much? :marseyemojirofl:
Most likely fake and :marseyattentionseeker:

  Hoes_mad +2h +23 / -0
  > I’m not into it as often as he is and I don’t want to have sex with

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2022-09-24T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "The only good Hitler was a dead Hitler" is a Nazi dogwhistle
URL: {TWEET: AnnaSchillinger}
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Neon_Needles +2m +10 / -0
> We can’t be defeated by words.
:#marseyxd:

  ABC +3m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    Neon_Needles +1m +3 / -0
    This is what will get you banned on Reddit. “Worshiping Nazis and wishing they didn’t kill six million Jews is a dog whistle for the pro-life movement.” And there is no nuance to that statement.
    Trans lives matter

  L +27m +2 / -0
  :#marseyban:

X +2m +6 / -0
:#marseywholesome:

  ABC +3m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    X +11m +4 / -0
    :#marseyveryworried:

GooooooldMember +3m +3 / -0
I never got why theyd say that if they dont believe in Hitler or the holocaust

  ABC +1m +5 / -0
  Because they're retarded.

    GooooooldMember +5m +2 / -0
    I feel like if youre a nazi you dont care about the holocaust or the jews in the first place

      ABC +3m +5 / -0
      They're not nazis. They're leftoids that hate leftoids and are using Nazi imagery to signal their hate. It's like the far-left's version of QAnon.

        GooooooldMember +1m +2 / -0
        ahh makes sense

      NeolibKong +10m +2 / -0
      :marseyhesright:

      Grue +1h +1 / -0
      Why would I care about the Holocaust or Jews if I was a Nazi?

        GooooooldMember +4m +1 / -0
        idk i just think if you were a nazi youd have a reason to hate

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2024-06-04T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The old 1990s adventure game developer is back, and he's making his own adventure game!
URL: {TWEET: SierraDad}
VOTES: +68 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Dick_Dastardly +5m +50 / -0
I fucking love that he included a giant cock and balls in his game
:#marseyxd:

  melgibsonsDUI +1m +28 / -0
  {IMG}

    Dick_Dastardly +1m +21 / -0
    :#marseybooba:

    G-PIG +5h +5 / -0
    {GIF}

  JohnDevereaux +7h +2 / -0
  The 90's were the best.
  {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

KawaiiFembee +3h +36 / -0
{IMG}

  SaveUsUncleTed +3h +12 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

melgibsonsDUI +2m +32 / -0
{IMG}
He also made an interactive film called [The Whispering Forest](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1849280/The_Whispering_Forest/)

  Dick_Dastardly +3m +25 / -0
  He's a goddamn treasure :#marseyembrace:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3h +8 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

Haberdasher +1h +29 / -0
He's great. I remember his Kickstarter for a game with the 'don't ask questions, just give money' approach and it was a great way to get funding, though he's since made it clear he's going to make it his life's work, so it's now just an extension of his life's work.

  melgibsonsDUI +3m +23 / -0
  He's 61, so he's got time to kill
  {IMG}

    Haberdasher +3m +16 / -0

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2023-01-22T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/agedlikemilk is now private
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/agedlikemilk
VOTES: +37 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The jannies are fighting over a meme they made :marseyitsover:
{REDDIT: r/agedlikemilk comment}
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +14 / -0
:#marseyitsover:

dramasexual +48m +12 / -0
:#marseyxd:

  melgibsonsDUI +5m +7 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

    dramasexual +5h +2 / -0
    :marseyitsover:

jacko +1h +7 / -0
Lol, I was wondering why they took down the sub, this is the most reddit thing ever

  melgibsonsDUI +3m +6 / -0
  I mean this is exactly what you expect from the admins, but it's still funny.

  cyberdick +2h +2 / -0
  > This is a private subreddit. You must be invited to view its content.
  {IMG}

lmaoprankt +1h +3 / -0
{GIF}ed

  melgibsonsDUI +37s +3 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

    lmaoprankt +1m +3 / -0
    {GIF}

      melgibsonsDUI +2m +3 / -0
      :#marseyitsover:

        lmaoprankt +41s +3 / -0
        {GIF}

          melgibsonsDUI +1m +3 / -0
          :#marseyitsover:

            lmaoprankt +2m +3 / -0
            {GIF}

              melgibsonsDUI +1m +3 / -0
              :#marseyitsover:

                lmaoprankt +4m +3 / -0
                {GIF}

                  melgibsonsDUI +3

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2024-01-02T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans2: The trans community is not a cult, but a group of people with a shared understanding and perspective of the world that is not well understood by others. :marseytransplushie2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender how_do_i_get_around_the_transphobia_i_face_from}
VOTES: +34 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I’m 33 and I’ve been trans since I was about 12. I was raised very religious and my mom was always against me being trans. Even though she supported me, it was always with the understanding that I was not actually trans.
> It’s been a long and hard journey of learning and understanding myself and being able to see myself as trans. I’m finally at a point where I’m accepting of myself and I’m happy. My mom is not happy for me, she is happy that I’m not trans anymore.
> I’m not really sure what I can do to get her to accept me. I feel like I’ve done everything I can to make her see that I’m trans. I’m not sure what else I can do.
> I feel like I’m being forced to live a lie and I’m not sure how to get out of it.
---
> [I'm 38 and I've been trans since I was about 12. I was raised very religious and my mom was always against me being trans. Even though she supported me, it was always with the understanding that I was not actually trans.]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender how_do_i_get_around_the_transphobia_i_face_from})
> [It's been a long and hard journey of learning and understanding myself and being able to see myself as trans. I'm finally at a point where I'm accepting of myself and I'm happy. My mom is not happy for me, she is happy that I'm not trans anymore.]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender how_do_i_get_around_the_transphobia_i_face_from})
> [I'm not really sure what I can do to get her to accept me. I feel like I've done everything I can to make her see that I'm trans. I'm not sure what else I can do.]({REDDIT: r/ask

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2022-09-23T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagrussia: Marsey for Ukraine & Russia :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagrussia:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +36 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The Marsey for Ukraine & Russia is here to help you express your support for Ukraine and Russia. It's a cute Marsey with a flag from Ukraine or Russia, so you can show your support for whichever country you choose!
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +31m +28 / -0
{IMG}

  melgibsonsDUI +15m +11 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  DrFateHoids +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

Sphereserf3232 +4h +2 / -0
What’s with the Russian flag on the Ukrainian one? :marseyconfused:

  melgibsonsDUI +2m +1 / -0
  They're both Marseys, so they both have flags.

    Sphereserf3232 +2m +2 / -0
    But the Ukrainian one has the Russian flag and the Russian one has the Ukrainian flag :marseyconfused:

      melgibsonsDUI +12m +1 / -0
      No, the Ukrainian one has the Ukrainian flag and the Russian one has the Russian flag.

        Sphereserf3232 +2m +2 / -0
        But the Ukrainian one has the Russian flag and the Russian one has the Ukrainian flag :marseyconfused:

          melgibsonsDUI +1m +1 / -0
          No, the Ukrainian one has the Ukrainian flag and the Russian one has the Russian flag.

            Sphereserf3232 +47s +2 / -0
            But the Ukrainian one has the Russian flag and the Russian one has the Ukrainian flag :marseyconfused:🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2023-04-20T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytransattentionseeker: Transgender women can have periods, woman on HRT claims :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11995237/Transgender-women-can-periods-woman-HRT-claims.html
VOTES: +73 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> A woman on hormone replacement therapy (HRT) has claimed she had her first period.
> The woman, who asked not to be named, claims she had the 'most amazing' period and is now 'excited' to try and 'feel' a second time.
> The 31-year-old was diagnosed with gender dysphoria in 2020 and began HRT the following year.
> She claims she has now had her first period, which was 'just like a real period' and she is now 'excited' to try and 'feel' a second time.
> She also claims that her vagina has 'started to stretch' and she has 'had a lot of sex'.
> The woman, who is in a relationship with a man, claims she is 'happy' with her body.
> She claims she is 'happy' with her body and is 'excited' to see what the future holds.
> The woman, who is in a relationship with a man, claims she is 'happy' with her body.
> She claims she is 'happy' with her body and is 'excited' to see what the future holds.
> The woman, who is in a relationship with a man, claims she is 'happy' with her body.
> She claims she is 'happy' with her body and is 'excited' to see what the future holds.
> The woman, who is in a relationship with a man, claims she is 'happy' with her body.
> She claims she is 'happy' with her body and is 'excited' to see what the future holds.
> The woman, who is in a relationship with a man, claims she is 'happy' with her body.
> She claims she is 'happy' with her body and is 'excited' to see what the future holds.
> The woman, who is in a relationship with a man, claims she is 'happy' with

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2022-09-20T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Transgender candidate arrested in Delaware for threatening to kill Republican state representative :marseytransgenocide:
URL: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/transgender-candidate-arrested-delaware-threatening-kill-republican-state-representative
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +5m +4 / -0
:#marseytransrentfree:

  melgibsonsDUI +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseytransrentfreepat:

GT +3m +2 / -0
:#marseywrongthonk:

DaddyReagan +1h +1 / -0
> claiming he'd kill a state representative
I'm not sure what this is supposed to prove.

  melgibsonsDUI +4m +1 / -0
  That it's ok to kill politicians.

    DaddyReagan +5m +1 / -0
    How is that a win for republicans?

      melgibsonsDUI +4m +1 / -0
      It's a win for the people. 4D chess. :marseybigbrain:

        DaddyReagan +12m +1 / -0
        So you're saying the people will vote for a politician that is ok with his citizens killing politicians?

          melgibsonsDUI +16m +1 / -0
          Yes, because they're reasonable people. The death of politicians will lead to a more stable and peaceful society. :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marsey

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2024-04-17T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is it illegal to fuck a minor in my country? : ukpolitics
URL: {REDDIT: r/ukpolitics is_it_illegal_to_fuck_a_minor_in_my_country}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ILIKECATS +1h +12 / -0
How do these people even find these subreddits? Is it just a normal person and they stumble across some weird post and then decide to try and find out more about it?

  melgibsonsDUI +5m +8 / -0
  > How do these people even find these subreddits?
  /r/ukpolitics

  sora +4h +2 / -0
  I found the sidebar and it made me feel better

  Haberdasher +4h +2 / -0
  Not just normal people, they're looking for people to talk about it with, and these places are the places where people can talk about it.

  JohnDevereaux +9h +2 / -0
  >How do these people even find these subreddits?
  :#marseywoodchipper2:

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +4h +1 / -0
  I think this is just a kid who thought "hey what if I went to a sub for a different country and asked if it's legal to fuck kids there" and was surprised at the answers.

  MoidAppreciator +10h +1 / -0
  I'm guessing they all got kicked out of their countries and have no where else to go

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1h +3 / -0
All i know is that i will never be a victim of sex crime. Its my personal failture

arseupwrongo +6h +1 / -0
> You're not being banned for asking this, but you're banned for being a weirdo.
> The people who actually commit those crimes don't care about the law.
> This is a very dangerous place to post this kind of thing, the comments are all over the place and the users have a real sense of entitlement. If you're concerned about this it's better to talk to

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2022-11-19T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Woman (male) :marseytrain: who was 14 when she first transitioned, now 18, is going to die from a blood clot. :marseyitsover:
URL: {REDDIT: r/lgbt i_am_14_and_i_died_yesterday}
VOTES: +47 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I died yesterday. I was 14 when I first transitioned, and now I'm 18. I took E very day, and never stopped. I've been going to doctors for the past 10 months, but they never did anything. I was in the hospital for 2 months, and they never did anything. I was in the hospital for 2 more months, and they never did anything. I was in the hospital for 2 more months, and they never did anything. I was in the hospital for 2 more months, and they never did anything. I was in the hospital for 2 more months, and they never did anything. I was in the hospital for 2 more months, and they never did anything. I was in the hospital for 2 more months, and they never did anything. I was in the hospital for 2 more months, and they never did anything. I was in the hospital for 2 more months, and they never did anything. I was in the hospital for 2 more months, and they never did anything. I was in the hospital for 2 more months, and they never did anything. I was in the hospital for 2 more months, and they never did anything. I was in the hospital for 2 more months, and they never did anything. I was in the hospital for 2 more months, and they never did anything. I was in the hospital for 2 more months, and they never did anything. I was in the hospital for 2 more months, and they never did anything. I was in the hospital for 2 more months, and they never did anything. I was in the hospital for 2 more months, and they never did anything. I was in the hospital for 2 more months, and they never did anything. I was in the hospital for 2 more months, and they never did anything. I was in the hospital for 2 more months

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AUTHOR: melgibsonsDUI
DATE: 2022-05-08T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The worst kind of moid
URL: {REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions what_are_your_thoughts_on_men_who_cry}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm sorry if this is a stupid question, but I've never really thought about it before now.
> I've met a lot of men who cry and it always seemed to me that it was an instant turn off. I've even heard some women say that they find crying men to be weak. I've always thought this was a weird opinion, because to me, it seemed like a guy who was willing to show emotions and be vulnerable was a good thing.
> What are your opinions on men who cry?
COMMENTS:
YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +13 / -0
I cry when I see cute animals. It's called being sensitive and aware of the world. Women just don't understand the struggles of living in a world where you can be unfairly judged for your emotions. Truly they are the most privileged gender.

  Chtorrr +50m +5 / -0
  {GIF}

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +5m +2 / -0
    [What did you mean by this.]({TWEET: jessica_freyt})
    {IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +23m +4 / -0
  :marseysoypoint:
  The heckin' cattos! Awwww
  :marseycrying:

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +11m +3 / -0
    I'm gonna let out a big yawn and then start crying. It's my way of showing them that I'm a big fan.
    {IMG}

  WootFatigue +1h +2 / -0
  What if I cry at movies?

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +2h +2 / -0
    I only cry at movies with animals and no humans in them.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1h +2 / -0
  People that cry when they see cute animals are fucking pathetic

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1h +2 / -

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-08-31T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [NOT DRAMA] My favorite baby :marseyblush:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@heymoon @marseyismywaifu @birdenthusiast @dramarama @dramamine @chiobu @snallygaster @hotep @carpathianflorist @boo @dramarama @geese_suck @nekobit @twolargesnakesmating @sylveon @uwu @grizzly @schizocel @snus @duck @garlicdoors @transgirltradwife @chiobu @justcool393 @penny @fartbinn @katserkitty1987 @theoverseether @chiobu @l1terallyh1tler @nekobit @twolargesnakesmating @sylveon @uwu @grizzly @schizocel @snus @duck @garlicdoors @transgirltradwife @chiobu @justcool393 @penny @fartbinn @katserkitty1987 @theoverseether @chiobu @l1terallyh1tler @nekobit @twolargesnakesmating @sylveon @uwu @grizzly @schizocel @snus @duck @garlicdoors @transgirltradwife @chiobu @justcool393 @penny @fartbinn @katserkitty1987 @theoverseether @chiobu @l1terallyh1tler @nekobit @twolargesnakesmating @sylveon @uwu @grizzly @schizocel @snus @duck @garlicdoors @transgirltradwife @chiobu @justcool393 @penny @fartbinn @katserkitty1987 @theoverseether @chiobu @l1terallyh1tler @nekobit @twolargesnakesmating @sylveon @uwu @grizzly @schizocel @snus @duck @garlicdoors @transgirltradwife @chi

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2023-01-23T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit is still seething about the queen
URL: {REDDIT: r/facepalm this_is_the_girl_who_made_the_uk_very_angry_with}
VOTES: +43 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> “Merry Christmas, everyone! I have a boyfriend, I’m not a virgin, I’m not a hooker, I’m not a whore, I’m not a prostitute, I’m not a feminist, I’m not a racist, I’m not a fascist, I’m not a Nazi, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a criminal, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m not a terrorist, I’m

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2023-01-29T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It’s a scam :marseyitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +1m +6 / -0
It's a scam but I'm gonna do it anyway.

  Mello_luvr +1m +6 / -0
  I don't care, i just wanted to be the first to complain :marseyseethe:

    arsey +22m +2 / -0
    I think we should all do it. It's a scam but I'm gonna do it anyway.

lmao +14m +4 / -0
I got that too but i just ignored it. :marseyshrug:

  Mello_luvr +2m +4 / -0
  :marseyitsover:

    lmao +3m +4 / -0
    It'll be fine. You can always just make another account. :marseythumbsup:

      Mello_luvr +59s +3 / -0
      I can't make another account, i can't even remember my password :marseyitsover:

        lmao +5m +4 / -0
        You can make a new account then transfer your coins to it if you want to. :marseyagree:

          Mello_luvr +1m +3 / -0
          No, i'm not making a new account. I've been using this one since the beginning.

            lmao +1m +3 / -0
            :marseyshrug:
            Its not that hard to make a new account and transfer your coins over to it.

              Mello_luvr +2m +3 / -0
              I just don't want to

                lmao +4m +2 / -0
                Understandable. I had a few accounts that got banned so i just kept using the main one. :marseyshrug:

                  Mello_luvr +1m +1 / -0
                  I have the same number of accounts as you :marseyshrug:

                    lmao +2m +1 / -0
                    :

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-12-01T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseynoooticer::marseynooticeglow:
URL: {TWEET: FemcelsAgainstW}
VOTES: +103 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +7m +114 / -0
> [I'm having trouble believing it's real. Like, I'm willing to believe women can be misogynists, but I'm having trouble believing they can be misogynists in a way that's so purely anti-male, that it doesn't involve anti-womanism as well.]({TWEET: FemcelsAgainstW})
This is the kind of thing that makes me want to bully people

  THOMAS +17m +68 / -0
  :marseywomanmoment2: what are you talking about, of course we hate men more than we hate women, theyre in our way constantly and make everything worse

    BrasilIguana +3m +51 / -0
    >theyre in our way constantly and make everything worse
    No shit lmao

      THOMAS +1m +32 / -0
      :marseycoffee: :marseycoffee:

  C333 +4m +31 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  RedFox1 +1h +16 / -0
  There is no such thing as a "purely anti-male" movement. Men are not a protected class.

  JohnDevereaux +4h +11 / -0
  {IMG}

  Grue +1h +8 / -0
  Why?

  SaveUsUncleTed +4h +6 / -0
  Women are pretty much only misogynistic against other women, so this is a pretty reasonable take tbh

  DEXTROAMPHETAMINE +4h +3 / -0
  I'd argue that 90% of the shit that women complain about men is just women being insecure about their own shit, but I'm retarded

X +3m +70 / -0
> [Women in the world of media have literally been saying for years that it's men who are more misogynistic, not the

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-10-14T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Wtf i love russians now
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Mello_luvr +40s +14 / -0
{IMG}

  Mello_luvr +1m +11 / -0
  {IMG}

    Mello_luvr +59s +11 / -0
    {IMG}

      Mello_luvr +2m +9 / -0
      {IMG}

        Mello_luvr +2m +10 / -0
        {IMG}

          Mello_luvr +3m +11 / -0
          {IMG}

            Mello_luvr +1m +11 / -0
            {IMG}

              Mello_luvr +1m +13 / -0
              {IMG}

                Mello_luvr +1m +14 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Mello_luvr +1m +11 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Mello_luvr +1m +10 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Mello_luvr +1m +10 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Mello_luvr +1m +10 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Mello_luvr +47s +9 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Mello_luvr +21s +10 / -0
                            {IMG}

911roofer +1h +5 / -0
Russians are a contemptible people. We should exterminate them all.

  Mello_luvr +1m +4 / -0
  >Russians are a contemptible people.
  No, they are based people.

    911roofer +1m +3 / -0
    No. They are the worst people on the planet. I wish I could kill them all.

      Mello_luvr +1m +4 / -0
      Based

      911roofer +1m +3 / -0
      @911roofer can’t even see the Russian flag

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-10-15T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Some people just want to watch the world burn
URL: {REDDIT: r/WatchRedditDie the_collapse_of_an_entire_subreddit_in_a_week}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A comment
trans lives matter
> I'm still amazed at how many people think this sub is the same as r/watchredditdie
> We are not the same, we are not the same, we are not the same
> We are not the same, we are not the same, we are not the same
> We are not the same, we are not the same, we are not the same
> We are not the same, we are not the same, we are not the same
> We are not the same, we are not the same, we are not the same
> We are not the same, we are not the same, we are not the same
> We are not the same, we are not the same, we are not the same
> We are not the same, we are not the same, we are not the same
> We are not the same, we are not the same, we are not the same
> We are not the same, we are not the same, we are not the same
> We are not the same, we are not the same, we are not the same
> We are not the same, we are not the same, we are not the same
> We are not the same, we are not the same, we are not the same
> We are not the same, we are not the same, we are not the same
> We are not the same, we are not the same, we are not the same
> We are not the same, we are not the same, we are not the same
> We are not the same, we are not the same, we are not the same
> We are not the same, we are not the same, we are not the same
> We are not the same, we are not the same, we are not the same
> We are not the same, we are not the same, we are not the same
> We are not the same, we are not the same

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-10-04T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 'MURICA :marseypatriot:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +33 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Master_GODshi +2m +11 / -0
:#marseysaluteusa:

  Mello_luvr +1m +7 / -0
  :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa:

ForgotMyPasswordAgain +31m +1 / -0
I'm glad someone is doing their part to fight the flu, it's very important. I have an appointment this week to get my flu shot and if I can't get it I'm going to be upseteded
Also, if you're pro-vaccine, you're a cuck

  Mello_luvr +1m +3 / -0
  Ok

    ForgotMyPasswordAgain +1m +1 / -0
    You're right, the government is full of cucks

      Mello_luvr +2m +2 / -0
      I meant, ok you got me.

        ForgotMyPasswordAgain +3m +1 / -0
        I was going to say you were wrong, but then I realized I can't say that because I have to be consistent with my cuckery. The government is full of cucks, I'm a cuck, it's a good thing

          Mello_luvr +3m +2 / -0
          :marseyagree:

            ForgotMyPasswordAgain +1m +1 / -0
            :marseyblowkiss:

  GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
  The flu vaccine kills youed

    ForgotMyPasswordAgain +12m +2 / -0
    :marseycope:ed

      GooooooldMember +2m +1 / -0
      {YOUTUBE}

        ForgotMyPasswordAgain +3m +2 / -0
        Do I look like a zoomer to you? I'm old and I remember that episode
        I'm going to get the flu shot because I'm not a cuck

          GooooooldMember +1m +2 / -0
          > I'm not

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-09-13T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Heres a bunch of """science""" to prove that even if you are a pedophile, its not your fault." - r/atheism
URL: {REDDIT: r/atheism a_very_simple_2020_science_experiment_that}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +4m +7 / -0
> "Heres a bunch of """science""" to prove that even if you are a pedophile, its not your fault." - r/atheism
{IMG}

  Mello_luvr +45s +2 / -0
  >dramatard can't read
  :marseymanysuchcases:

    Cao_Cao +2m +1 / -0
    {IMG}

      Mello_luvr +1m +1 / -0
      >:marseymanysuchcases:

        Cao_Cao +3m +1 / -0
        {IMG}

          Mello_luvr +1m +1 / -0
          >:marseymanysuchcases:

            Cao_Cao +2m +1 / -0
            {IMG}

              Mello_luvr +1m +1 / -0
              >:marseymanysuchcases:

                Cao_Cao +1m +1 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Mello_luvr +1m +1 / -0
                  >:marseymanysuchcases:

                    Cao_Cao +1m +1 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Mello_luvr +2m +1 / -0
                      >:marseymanysuchcases:

                        Cao_Cao +2m +1 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Mello_luvr +1m +1 / -0
                          >:marseymanysuchcases:

                            Cao_Cao +4m +1 / -0
                            {IMG}

BigBussyHunter +28m +4 / -0
> The only thing that comes to mind is that it’s really a good idea to keep kids away from adults as much as possible.

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-11-02T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am sorry
URL: N/A
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am sorry for leaving you, I am sorry for being a piece of shit, I am sorry for being a horrible friend, I am sorry for being a horrible person, I am sorry for being a horrible human being, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this community, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this site, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this planet, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this universe, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this galaxy, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being a horrible member of this solar system, I am sorry for being

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-10-11T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why are you guys so mean to me? :marseyattentionseeker:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You're all so mean to me! I am a cute and valid woman and you're all just cruel :marseycrying:
COMMENTS:
Battleloser +1m +16 / -0
Because you're a man

  Mello_luvr +5m +10 / -0
  I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM A WOMAN I AM

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-09-01T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybluecheck: The Atlantic's editor-in-chief has a small moment. :marseybluecheck:
URL: {TWEET: JackPosobiec}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Glocktavious +53m +6 / -0
{IMG}

whyareyou +2h +3 / -0
He's got a point. In the past, when you got in a fight with the government, you would get a message to come up to the town hall and defend yourself. Nowadays, you get a message saying "hey, you're getting shot in your house by a guy with a gun, don't worry we won't do anything to stop him, but we'll pay you later"..ott.com
{IMG}

  Mello_luvr +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseyoctopus3:

    whyareyou +3m +1 / -0
    :#marseyshrug:.ott.com.ott.com

Mello_luvr +3m +2 / -0
I'm not sure why the link to this post is a url to this website instead of a link to the tweet, but you can tell twitter is a cesspit of histrionic retards by the number of upvotes the tweet received in the past 24 hours.

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +1 / -0
I'm sorry but you can't just say that and not post the tweet.ott.com
I stand with israel.ott.com

  Mello_luvr +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseyoctopus3:.ott.com

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4h +1 / -0
    :#marseyshutitdown:.ott.com

      Mello_luvr +1h +1 / -0
      :#marseyschizotwitch: ott.com

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +1 / -0
        :#marseyfuckyou2:ott.com

          Mello_luvr +2h +1 /

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2023-03-01T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseychingchong: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient:
URL: https://www.9news.com.au/world/china-vaccine-dubai-airport-ban/24b21834-5056-4b19-9e0b-73505b666e98
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> China's vaccine, which is in use in Hong Kong and Macau, has been banned from use in the Dubai airport, according to a report from the Shanghai-based Global Times.
> The ban comes after the Chinese vaccine failed to meet WHO standards, which has meant it has not been approved for use in China.
> The Shanghai-based Global Times reported on Monday that the Chinese vaccine, Sinovac, has been banned from use in the Dubai airport.
> The newspaper cited a source from the Chinese embassy in the UAE as saying the Dubai airport "will not accept the vaccine certificate from Chinese citizens who have been vaccinated with the Sinovac vaccine".
> "The source said the UAE's health authorities had instructed the Dubai airport to check the vaccine certificates of Chinese citizens before allowing them to enter the country, and that the airport would not accept the vaccine certificate from Chinese citizens who have been vaccinated with the Sinovac vaccine."
> The newspaper said that the Chinese embassy in the UAE had called on Chinese citizens to take a third dose of the Sinovac vaccine before travelling to the UAE.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +8 / -0
> The newspaper said that the Chinese embassy in the UAE had called on Chinese citizens to take a third dose of the Sinovac vaccine before travelling to the UAE.
:#marseyxd:

  Mello_luvr +1m +4 / -0
  :

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-12-27T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 19 year old :marseyblack: foid tries to get her friend to :marseyrope: and commits suicide herself
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11583153/19-year-old-girl-friend-killed-herself.html
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseymanysuchcases:
COMMENTS:
SmallNips +18m +12 / -0
> The pair were then joined by a 31-year-old man who had been sleeping in the house.
> He allegedly grabbed the knife and, with the two girls, stabbed Ms. Johnson, 19, in the chest several times.
> Ms. Johnson's friend, Ms. Wilson, then grabbed the knife and stabbed herself in the chest, the man said.
> The man said he then grabbed Ms. Wilson and ran out of the house with her, while Ms. Johnson lay on the floor bleeding.
This is the nigger equivalent of this meme
{IMG}

  TheOverSeether +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseydisagree:
  No man would ever put himself in a position to be stabbed by a woman. It's a myth. It's not possible.
  :marseydisagree:

    RedFox1 +1h +5 / -0
    {IMG}

  iStillMissEd +1h +4 / -0
  > This is the nigger equivalent of this meme
  Is it tho? I feel like the only difference is 1 of the girls is 20 years older

  Mello_luvr +2m +3 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

  aminobastard +3h +2 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

L +1h +7 / -0
> The man said he then grabbed Ms. Wilson and ran out of the house with her, while Ms. Johnson lay on the floor bleeding.
> Ms. Johnson was rushed to hospital, where she died
Okay but he could have stayed with her and it would have been the same result. Why did he have to run away like a coward?
Also who the fuck

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2023-01-20T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/averageredditor has a disagreement
URL: {REDDIT: r/averageredditor average_redditor}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>It's not about whether or not you're entitled to a home, it's about the fact that you're being forced to pay for someone else's home, which is a violation of your right to free speech, assembly, and association, as well as your right to privacy and bodily autonomy.
>How is that not a violation of your rights?
>>I'd argue that you can't own a home in a society where the government doesn't provide for you. If you can't afford a home, then the government should provide for you.
>That's a violation of your right to privacy and bodily autonomy, as well as your right to free speech, assembly, and association.
COMMENTS: N/A be fooled be fooled by the fool be fooled by the fool who has fooled you
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +3m +6 / -0
> You're not entitled to a home, but you are entitled to the right to free speech, assembly, and association, as well as your right to privacy and bodily autonomy.
lol what the fuck does that even mean? If you don't have a home, how can you have the right to free speech, assembly, and association? Is this retard trying to say people should be homeless so they can go to rallies and protest and shit? :marseyconfused:

  Mello_luvr +1m +4 / -0
  >Is this retard trying to say people should be homeless so they can go to rallies and protest and shit? :marseyconfused:
  Yes

    BigBussyHunter +48s +4 / -0
    :marseyhesright:
    He's got the right idea. He just needs to take it a step further and stop them from buying homes

  TheAudacityOfCope +1h +3 / -0
  I don’t think he’s retarded he’s just trolling. That would be a good snappy quote be fooled by the fool who has fooled you

    BigBussyHunter +1m +2 / -0
    :marseynotes

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-10-01T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I don't think i need to explain this one
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
lmao +1m +26 / -0
Literally the only thing good about Twitter is how fast people get banned for the most banal shit

  Mello_luvr +2m +15 / -0
  I'd say the other thing is how fast they get unbanned for the most heinous shit, but you can't even joke about it anymore :marseysad:

    lmao +1m +12 / -0
    :marseycensored:

    Marsey +2h +2 / -0
    I got unbanned for saying I wanted to kill Elon Musk and he deserved it

  JimJones +1h +4 / -0
  Twitter is a game of whack a mole. Just ban people for saying anything they don't like and they'll get unbanned in a few weeks. Then ban them again for saying anything they don't like.
  :#marseyjanny2:

  BigBussyHunter +12m +3 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  GooooooldMember +1h +3 / -0
  unironically, they should just have a system where you can only be banned for a week but you get a free pass every week

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +42m +2 / -0
  :marseyxd:

Bussy_Annihilator +3h +3 / -0
How can you not be a racist if you aren't a racist?

  Mello_luvr +4m +2 / -0
  :marseydisagree:

GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
this is a shitpost right?eded
{IMG}ed

  Mello_luvr +2m +2 / -0
  :marseydisagree:

    GooooooldMember +1m +1 / -0
    {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

      Mello_luvr +1m +2 / -0
      :m

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2023-01-06T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I don't understand why you have a ban evasion account
URL: N/A
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@pennykong I don't understand why you have a ban evasion account.
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +51s +4 / -0
She's a black woman

  Mello_luvr +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

  Penny +4h +2 / -0
  :marseyblush:

    johnnypoop +6m +2 / -0
    I hope you're having a great weekend bb :marseylove:

      Penny +3m +2 / -0
      ur too bb have a blessed n beautiful weekend bb 🙏🏾

        johnnypoop +1m +2 / -0
        :marseyangel:

Penny +4h +3 / -0
idk bb

  Mello_luvr +29m +2 / -0
  :marseysleep:yy

    Penny +5m +2 / -0
    :marseyangel:

      Mello_luvr +2m +2 / -0
      :marseylove:y

        Penny +1m +2 / -0
        :marseyhearts:y

          Mello_luvr +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyangel3:otton

            Penny +1m +2 / -0
            :marseyfingerhearts:otton

              Mello_luvr +1m +2 / -0
              :marseyloveyou:otton

                Penny +1m +2 / -0
                :marseyloveyou:ottony

                  Mello_luvr +3m +2 / -0
                  :marseyblowkiss:otton

                    Penny +2m +2 / -0
                    :marseyembrace:otton

                      Mello_luvr +2m +2 / -0
                      :marseymarseylove:

                        Penny +1m +2 / -0
                        :marsey

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-08-08T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Wake up babe new feature just dropped
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +98 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseylove: the antiwork jannies
COMMENTS:
Patriarch +41m +48 / -0
I’m amazed that they have such a dedicated jannie staff

  ABC +5m +42 / -0
  They're getting paid big bucks to do it.
  {IMG}

    Patriarch +3m +14 / -0
    They really are the true gigajannies :marseykneel:

      Tomfoolery +2h +7 / -0
      :marseyjanny2:

      jackie +1d +2 / -0
      We should do a poll to determine if we want to allow people to make negative awards

        Patriarch +16m +1 / -0
        That’s a good idea, I think it would be a good way to make people who are hoarding awards to give to people they don’t like

  dramasexual +2h +12 / -0
  the biggest part of it is that they're only running the sub so that they can get the smug satisfaction of having their own little piece of reddit

    Tomfoolery +27m +9 / -0
    Can't wait for the day they find out what they did was illegal and reddit shuts them down :marseyxd:

      dramasexual +2h +4 / -0
      They'll just make another sub :marseysipping:

        Tomfoolery +54m +3 / -0
        "We're not the same. We're not the same. We're not the same. We're not the same. We're not the same. We're not the same. We're not the same. We're not the same."

          tempest +5h +3 / -0
          :#marseytroublemaker:

  Mello_luvr +1h +5 / -0
  :marseysaluteusa:

  jackie +1d +1 / -0
  This site was built in part by them, they are very dedicated

Mello_luvr +1m +26

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2023-11-27T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyxd:
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12835723/Prosecutors-dismiss-Copacabana-Bar-cases.html
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DHS_ICE +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}a

BussyMerchant +34m +1 / -0
Lmao what the fuck
{IMG}aa

KinoBushido +1h +1 / -0
Jewsaa

WildStar +3m +1 / -0
> It is thought the group, who were all aged between 17 and 20, were acting in self-defence
Based and justified violence pilled :marseycool2:a

  Mello_luvr +5m +2 / -0
  Lmao they were all found to be innocent, and the prosecutors themselves admitted the case was weak as hella

    WildStar +1m +1 / -0
    I know, I was just being dramatic :marseyexcited:a

      Mello_luvr +4m +2 / -0
      :marseyawardretard:a

    Mello_luvr +1m +1 / -0
    :marseyawardretard:aa

      Mello_luvr +5s +1 / -0
      :marseyawardretard:ott

        Mello_luvr +13s +1 / -0
        :marseyawardretard:ott

          Mello_luvr +4s +1 / -0
          :marseyawardretard:ott

            Mello_luvr +5s +1 / -0
            :marseyawardretard:ott

              Mello_luvr +12s +1 / -0
              :marseyawardretard:ott

                Mello_luvr +4s +1 / -0
                :marseyawardretard:ott

                  Mello_luvr +15s +1 / -

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-10-03T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Women's rights are human rights :marseyagree:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +1h +2 / -0
If you're a woman you can also do this. Just make sure your dick is smaller than the woman's

  Mello_luvr +2m +2 / -0
  That's not how it works, they have to be able to impregnate you....otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-12-13T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyxd:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@chiobu
COMMENTS:
X +1m +9 / -0
:#marseyxd:

  Mello_luvr +1m +13 / -0
  Lmao he must have been working his ass off, posting like 40 times a day. I think he posted something like 2k comments over the last month.

    X +1m +12 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases:

      Mello_luvr +2m +12 / -0
      I'll never get the people who get mad at him, like 70% of his comments are just "lol" or "lmao" when someone gets dunked on. I mean, I don't really like him, but its not like he's contributing to the site. It's just an automatic downvote because he's a lolcow.

        X +1m +10 / -0
        I was wondering why he was getting so much hate but I'm not sure he deserves it
        @dramacel why are you so mean to him? :marseysad:

          Mello_luvr +2m +11 / -0
          I think he's a lolcow, but he's not actually harmful. It's just a lot of people who hate lolcows because they are mentally weak and susceptible to being bullied, so they get upset when someone is being bullied.

            X +1m +13 / -0
            :#marseymanysuchcases:

          Dramacel +1h +4 / -0
          :#marseyshy:

            X +1m +4 / -0
            :#marseycrying:

              Dramacel +1m +4 / -0
              :#marseycheerup:

                X +1m +4 / -0
                :#marseythanks:

        Dramacel +1h +6 / -0
        :#marseydisagree:

    X +2m +8 / -0
    He's the new lolcow I think,

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-11-02T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoylentgrin: You're just a poorly educated :marseybigbrain: chud :marseysoypoint: who can't do the math :marseybigbrain: on how many :marseyeggirl: trans folx there are :marseytrans2: :!marseysoycry:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_dont_believe_that_there_are_13k_trans_people_in}
VOTES: +50 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Hopalong_McGurk +2m +31 / -0
> Reddit is a space for information and discussion. It's not a place to go to be told what to think or how to think. It's a space to ask questions and form your own opinion.
:#marseywrongthonk:

  Mello_luvr +1m +24 / -0
  :marseysoylentgrin: But you're just saying that because you're a poorly educated :marseybigbrain: chud :marseysoypoint: who can't do the math :marseybigbrain: on how many :marseyeggirl: trans folx there are :marseytrans2: :!marseysoycry:

    Hopalong_McGurk +11m +13 / -0
    > [–]not-wendy 14 points 3 hours ago
    > I don't know what math you're doing, but in the US alone, there are 1.2 million trans people. That's 0.4% of the population. That's more people than have ever walked on the moon. More people than died in the Vietnam War. More people than died in the holocaust.
    > If you think that's not a lot of people, I don't know what to say to you. You're just a poorly educated chud who can't do the math on how many trans folx there are.
    > The fact that you're so upset over the existence of 1.2 million people is disturbing. I hope you can find a way to move past this.

      Mello

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2023-06-24T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseygrass: :marseybackstab:
URL: {REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions how_do_i_get_over_being_terrible_at_sports}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +10m +11 / -0
You can't be good at sports if you're fat

  Mello_luvr +2m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    GT +3m +8 / -0
    I'm not even a burger and I know this is a fat person and not a woman

      Mello_luvr +13m +5 / -0
      :#marseycope:

  BigBussyHunter +2m +3 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

BigBussyHunter +4m +8 / -0
> How do I get over being terrible at sports?
>> By not giving a shit about sports.
>> You know what else sucks? The people who care too much about sports. You know what sucks more than that? The people who play sports. It's all a game. Just enjoy the company and the fun.
:marseyeyeroll:
>> You're not terrible at sports. You're terrible at playing the sports your peers and parents think you should play. You're not terrible at any other sport you might be interested in.
>> The real problem is that you're terrible at living your own life and having your own interests. Your parents and peers have convinced you that you should have interests they have. If you've spent your entire life thinking you should have their interests, then you might not have any interests of your own.
>> This is why people like you fail. Because you're too busy trying to be what other people want you to be, instead of being who you are.
>> The only way to get better at sports is to care about sports. So you need to stop playing the sports your peers and parents think you should play, and start playing the sports you enjoy.
>> If you don't care about the sports you're playing, you will never get good at them. You'll be terrible. You'll give up. You'll quit. And you'll never know how good you could have been at sports, because you

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2023-02-10T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/byebyejob reacts to the recent pro-cop story
URL: {REDDIT: r/byebyejob this_is_the_worst_one_yet}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +2h +2 / -0
Is that a real person or a coomer fanfic? a real person or a coomer fanfic? a real person or a coomer fanfic?otton a real person or a coomer fanfic?ott
{GIF}

  Mello_luvr +13m +2 / -0
  I'm not sure if you are retarded or if this is just a new level of autism, but that is the same picture in the linked post. a real person or a coomer fanfic?ott

    Cao_Cao +1m +1 / -0
    I didn't look at the post, I just looked at your title. I'm not sure if you are retarded or if this is just a new level of autism.

      Mello_luvr +46s +2 / -0
      :marseygigaretard:

        Cao_Cao +2m +1 / -0
        No, you're a retard.

          Mello_luvr +4m +1 / -0
          :marseygigaretard:

            Cao_Cao +6m +1 / -0
            {GIF}

              Mello_luvr +1m +1 / -0
              :marseygigaretard:

                Cao_Cao +4m +1 / -0
                {GIF} a real person or a coomer fanfic?ott

                  Mello_luvr +3m +1 / -0
                  :marseygigaretard:

                    Cao_Cao +13m +1 / -0
                    {GIF}ott a real person or a coomer fanfic?ott a real person or a coomer fanfic?ott a real person or a coomer fanfic?ott a real person or a coomer fanfic?ott a real person or a coomer fanfic?ott a real person or a coomer fanfic?ott a real

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2023-04-18T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Groomer gets caught grooming
URL: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/teacher-faces-15-years-in-prison-after-conviction-in-child-sex-abuse-murder-case/ar-AA19AUMq
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.fox13now.com/news/teacher-sentenced-to-15-years-in-prison-for-abuse-of-student-who-died
The article is a bit long but the whole thing is horrifying
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +17m +19 / -0
> The jury convicted the teacher of felony child abuse, sexual battery on a child and child murder. He was found not guilty on a count of child molestation. He was sentenced to 15 years in prison.
What does not guilty on child molestation mean? If the teacher molested him but didn't kill him it would be a more serious charge than child murder.

  Mello_luvr +1m +16 / -0
  >What does not guilty on child molestation mean?
  He didn't get caught.

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +4m +7 / -0
    If the jury thought he got caught but he only got away with molestation it makes sense he'd get a less severe sentence.

  9 +14m +7 / -0
  The jury didn't believe the mother's testimony that the teacher molested her son

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +4 / -0
    That's what I'm thinking, if they believed the kid molestation they'd convict for that.

      9 +1m +5 / -0
      the kid molestation was a separate charge from the murder so the jury did not believe the mother's testimony that the teacher molested her son

        Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +3 / -0
        That's what I thought, I'm just not sure why the jury didn't think the kid was molested.

          9 +2m +5 / -0
          the jury didn't believe the mother's testimony that the teacher molested her son
          :marseysmug:

            Klenn_and_Back_Again +

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-09-26T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dying company tries to monetize the already dead
URL: https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/26/tech/youtube-ghostwatch-gaming/index.html
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Trans lives matter :marseybow:
COMMENTS:
arsey +20m +6 / -0
oh great, now you can monetize videos of people dying. This is gonna be great for content creators.

  Mello_luvr +5m +5 / -0
  It's gonna be great for youtube.
  :marseyshrug:
  Trans lives matter :marseybow:

Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
Well, that's not the worst idea for a YouTube channel...
{IMG}ed...

  Mello_luvr +27m +3 / -0
  I don't think it will work, but i do think it will be hilarious
  Trans lives matter :marseybow:eded

Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
I don't get it.ed

  Mello_luvr +22m +3 / -0
  You don't need to get it, you just need to laugh at it.
  Trans lives matter :marseybow:ed

    Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
    I'm not sure I can.
    I don't really get it.eded

      Mello_luvr +5m +3 / -0
      Don't get it, it's a new monetization channel for youtube, the one where you get paid for watching people die.
      Trans lives matter :marseybow:ed

        Cao_Cao +3m +1 / -0
        Oh. Well i guess that's a step up from the shit they used to do.

          Mello_luvr +1m +1 / -0
          I don't think its a step up, but i do think its a hilarious idea
          Trans lives matter :marseybow:ed

            Cao_Cao +1m +1 / -0
            I don't know. I don't really

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-10-10T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [TW: retarded] A stupid post about a stupid zoomer
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A zoomer recently asked why a healthy looking, thin person who has an athletic build, who's 19 and has a 1.5 GPA, is a loser.
I asked him if he had a job, and if he was in a relationship. He said he had a job and was in a relationship. I asked him if he had any friends. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any hobbies. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any interests. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any skills. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any passions. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any goals. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any dreams. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any plans. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any aspirations. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any hobbies. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any interests. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any skills. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any passions. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any goals. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any dreams. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any plans. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any aspirations. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any hobbies. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any interests. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any skills. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any passions. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any goals. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any dreams. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any plans. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any aspirations. He said he did not. I asked him if he had any hobbies. He

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-12-19T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Are you guys getting this annoying popup?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm on desktop, and every time I open a tab it's annoying me. How do I get rid of it?
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +1m +4 / -0
I think it's a Brave thing. Use a different browser.

  Mello_luvr +2m +3 / -0
  I'm not, but i'll try. I'm not downloading a browser to fix this issue.

    Enrico_Motassa +2m +2 / -0
    It's a free browser though. It's just a different version of Chrome.

      Mello_luvr +3m +1 / -0
      I mean I'll give it a try, but if it's not the browser, then what is the solution?

        Enrico_Motassa +4m +1 / -0
        If you're not on Brave I don't know. But I think Brave is better anyway.

          Mello_luvr +3m +1 / -0
          I'm not on brave, and I don't use chrome. I use chromium on my main computer and brave on my 2nd computer.

            Enrico_Motassa +2m +1 / -0
            Weird. I wonder if it's something you have installed on your machine, like an ad-blocker or something. I've never seen it.

              Mello_luvr +2m +1 / -0
              I have adblock, but not on this browser. I use a different adblock on this browser, but it's not the same adblock. The only adblock I have on this browser is uBlock Origin

  JoyceCarolOates +2m +2 / -0
  I think it's a Brave thing. Use a different browser.

KinoBushido +1h +1 / -0
KYS

  Mello_luvr +53s +2 / -0
  No uie

    KinoBushido +1m +1 / -0
    :#marseywave2:ieie

      Mello_luvr +47s +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-08-12T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why do people hate on literal children
URL: {REDDIT: r/lesbianfashionadvice why_do_people_hate_on_literal_children}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Trans lives matter :marseybow:
COMMENTS:
IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  Mello_luvr +3m +6 / -0
  :marseyxd: what a funny comic, what a silly joke. Trans lives matter :marseybow:

    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseyagree:

STAN_ARTMS +11m +6 / -0
The kids are alright

peepeehands +3m +5 / -0
:#marseyeggirl:

Erika-13760 +1m +4 / -0
I mean what are you going to do? You're not gonna be able to fuck them either so I think it's best to let the kid grow up and decide for themselves.

  Mello_luvr +1m +4 / -0
  You should be able to fuck them, but you shouldn't be able to groom them. Trans lives matter :marseybow:

    Erika-13760 +1m +4 / -0
    > groom
    You can't groom a kid who's gonna do it anyways
    :marseyglow:
    You don't groom to be a foid, you groom to be a foid to groom more kids.

      Mello_luvr +1m +4 / -0
      :marseydisagree: Trans lives matter :marseybow:

        Erika-13760 +1m +4 / -0
        I'm a woman, I have a vagina, I'm pretty, and I'm very happy.
        You can't groom me into being anything more than I am
        :marseyglow:
        If anything you groom me to keep grooming
        :marseyglow:

          Mello_luvr +49s +4 / -0
          :marse

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-09-10T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am 100% certain that carp is actually a foid :marseyshook:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +26 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
He has a way of talking about topics that, while he may be knowledgeable of them, he cannot possibly be the target audience of. For example, he has a conversation about a book that was written for and by women, and how it is a well written book, that he would recommend to other men. He is also a mod of a few subs that are either heavily foided or are foids in general (r/trueoffmychest, r/actuallesbians, and r/askgaybros) and he is a mod of r/drama, which has a foided front page. He also has a tendency to upvote a lot of foided comments, which is an indicator of the type of person he is, and the type of person that he wants to be. He also has a tendency to downvote a lot of moided comments, which is an indicator of the type of person he is, and the type of person that he wants to be. He also has a tendency to block a lot of moids, which is an indicator of the type of person he is, and the type of person that he wants to be. He also has a tendency to block a lot of foids, which is an indicator of the type of person he is, and the type of person that he wants to be. He also has a tendency to block a lot of incels, which is an indicator of the type of person he is, and the type of person that he wants to be. He also has a tendency to block a lot of femcels, which is an indicator of the type of person he is, and the type of person that he wants to be. He also has a tendency to block a lot of incels, which is an indicator of the type of person he is, and the type of person that he wants to be. He also has a tendency to block a lot of femcels, which is an indicator of the type of person he is, and the type of person that he wants to be. He also has a tendency to block a lot of incels, which is an indicator of the type

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2023-07-21T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'll be leaving the site for a while, so I'm going to post my favorite comic.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm going to be gone for a while, but if you have any issues or concerns with the site in the meantime, feel free to post here.
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +1m +11 / -0
:marseybye:

  Mello_luvr +1m +9 / -0
  :marseybye:

Maximus +1m +9 / -0
:#marseywave2:

  Mello_luvr +1m +8 / -0
  :marseywave2:

Stranger +3m +8 / -0
That's nice, good luck!

  Mello_luvr +1m +7 / -0
  Thanks :marseywave3:

Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}ed

drama_enthusiast +1h +1 / -0
what did you do to be banned from drama?

  Mello_luvr +11m +2 / -0
  Nothing I was just banned for being a carp alt and carp hates me.

    drama_enthusiast +1m +2 / -0
    :marseyitsover:eded

      Mello_luvr +2m +2 / -0
      Noooo! :marseyitsover: but you can still find me on the farms :marseywave2:ed

        drama_enthusiast +1m +2 / -0
        :marseywave3:ed

          Mello_luvr +3m +2 / -0
          :marseywave3: :marseyitsover: I'll be back when I can. :marseywave2: :marseyitsover:

            drama_enthusiast +3m +2 / -0
            :marseywave2: :marseyitsover: till then :marseywave3: :marseyitsover:ed

              M

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-11-01T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Most recent zoomer to be driven to suicide by a video game was a minecraft youtuber
URL: {REDDIT: r/Minecraft she_was_a_freaking_youtuber}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +20m +10 / -0
:#marseyitsover: for zoomers

  Mello_luvr +12m +6 / -0
  Zoomers are getting the wall and they don't even know it.

    johnnypoop +1m +4 / -0
    They'll never make it

  smolchickentenders +2m +3 / -0
  :marseyitsoverwereback:

Mello_luvr +2m +7 / -0
{REDDIT: r/youtubedrama minecraft_youtuber_lucas_christian_has_died}
{REDDIT: r/Lucas_Tech_Takes lucas_christian_has_passed_away}
{REDDIT: r/Lucas_Tech_Takes lucas_christian_has_passed_away}
{REDDIT: r/Lucas_Tech_Takes lucas_christian_has_passed_away}
{REDDIT: r/Lucas_Tech_Takes lucas_christian_has_passed_away}
{REDDIT: r/Lucas_Tech_Takes lucas_christian_has_passed_away}
{REDDIT: r/Lucas_Tech_Takes lucas_christian_has_passed_away}
{REDDIT: r/Lucas_Tech_Takes lucas_christian_has_passed_away}
{REDDIT: r/Lucas_Tech_Takes lucas_christian_has_passed_away}

  NO +3h +3 / -0
  Jesus Christ. 21 suicides in 10 days.

johnnypoop +24m +5 / -0
Lmao he played his last video before he roped

  Mello_luvr +2m +5 / -0
  He died in a minecraft server

    johnnypoop +2m +5 / -0
    Lmao he died in minecraft but he was actually

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-09-05T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is Cirno
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I made this image to see if it would be pinned.
COMMENTS: N/A :marseyrain: :marseysad: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2023-01-21T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: TFW you're a :marseywomanmoment2: who's just about to have a baby and the father of the child is a convicted rapist
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11664703/Convicted-serial-killer-says-hes-father-24-month-old-baby.html
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +11 / -0
>24 month old
:#marseyconfused:

  Mello_luvr +3m +12 / -0
  He's gonna be a late bloomer, if he has one.

    whyareyou +2h +3 / -0
    then he should get a ticket to miami and be on the lookout for a nice young woman

GT +24m +8 / -0
this nigga needs to get a DNA test done stat before he does something stupid

  whyareyou +2h +2 / -0
  He should get it done anyway. He will always be a rapist but if he's not a father then it's just a matter of time before his DNA is found on a crime scene and he's gonna go back to prison.

X +14m +7 / -0
lmao he got like 500k bail :marseyemojirofl: the judge must be drunk

KinoBushido +1h +5 / -0
> He was last seen in public in 2019 when he attended a screening of the film 'The Meg' in his hometown of Rotorua. In July 2022, he was arrested and charged with the rape of a woman and the burglary of a home.
> The woman has since given birth to a baby girl and Mr Tittell claims to be the father of the child.
:#marseyxd:

  whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
  > arrested and charged with the rape of a woman
  but
  > The woman has since given birth to a baby girl
  :marseywrongthonk:

    KinoBushido +5m +1 / -

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-08-07T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [changelog] Stop being a poorcel
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You can now donate to yourself, if you have 1000+ dramacoin
COMMENTS:
kopeandzeethe +1m +3 / -0
thats crazy. Lets see.

  Mello_luvr +3m +2 / -0
  1000 coins donated, 2150 coins received.

    kopeandzeethe +1m +2 / -0
    :marseykneel:

  Mello_luvr +3m +2 / -0
  I already did it, i was curious :marseyshrug:

    kopeandzeethe +1m +3 / -0
    do it for a third time for the posterity. To let people know you can do it too

      Mello_luvr +36m +1 / -0
      I did it for the posterity. It works.

        kopeandzeethe +2m +1 / -0
        :marseykneel:

Maximus +1m +2 / -0
{IMG}

  Mello_luvr +2m +3 / -0
  No refunds :marseymerchant:

    Maximus +5m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      Mello_luvr +26m +2 / -0
      I don't know what that means

        Maximus +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseytroublemaker:

          Mello_luvr +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyconfused: what did you do

            Maximus +2m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              Mello_luvr +5m +2 / -0
              :marseyannoyed: why would you do that

                Maximus +1m +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Mello_luvr +2m +1 / -0
                  :marseythinkorino: what do you think of me

                    Maximus +1

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-10-11T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The pizzashill award should be permanent
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't want to be able to go back to being a functioning human being :marseydespair:
COMMENTS:
Communist_spez +12m +3 / -0
I think this award is bad, imagine if people started using it on you and you would be stuck like that

  Mello_luvr +1m +2 / -0
  Imagine not being able to permanently be a retard

    Communist_spez +1m +3 / -0
    I dont want to be permanently a retard, I just want to be a retard for a limited time and then go back to normal

      Mello_luvr +1m +2 / -0
      Imagine not wanting to be retarded

        Communist_spez +1m +3 / -0
        Imagine wanting to be retarded

          Mello_luvr +2m +3 / -0
          Imagine not wanting to be retarded

            Communist_spez +3m +3 / -0
            Imagine wanting to be retarded

              Mello_luvr +1m +3 / -0
              Imagine not wanting to be retarded

                Communist_spez +1m +3 / -0
                Imagine wanting to be retarded

                  Mello_luvr +2m +3 / -0
                  Imagine not wanting to be retarded

                    Communist_spez +1m +3 / -0
                    Imagine wanting to be retarded

                      Mello_luvr +1m +3 / -0
                      Imagine not wanting to be retarded

                        Communist_spez +49s +3 / -0
                        Imagine wanting to be retarded

                          Mello_luvr +1m +3 / -0
                          Imagine not wanting to be retarded

                            Communist_spez +50s +3 / -0
                            Imagine wanting to be retarded

          Tachyon +18m +2 / -0
          Imagine being this retarded

            Communist_spez +1m +3 / -0
            Imagine being this retarded

              Tachyon +1m +2 / -0
              Imagine being this retarded

                Communist_spez +5

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-11-29T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The world's greatest lawyer, unironically
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +4m +4 / -0
:#marseybased:

H +5m +3 / -0
I like himyy

  Mello_luvr +2m +3 / -0
  I think he's a great lawyer, and a great person.y

    H +5m +3 / -0
    I agree. He has no need to be an asshole on the stand but he does it anyway to piss off the DA.

      Mello_luvr +1m +3 / -0
      He's not an asshole on the stand. He's a lawyer. He does what he's paid to do. And he's paid to piss off the DA. He's the best at it, but he's a lawyer.

        H +6m +3 / -0
        I mean he's a good lawyer but he's still a decent person and I would trust him with my life.

          Mello_luvr +1m +3 / -0
          He's a great lawyer, but he's a decent person. He's a great person. He's a great lawyer. He's a great person. He's a great lawyer. He's a great person. He's a great lawyer. He's a great person. He's a great lawyer. He's a great person. He's a great lawyer. He's a great person. He's a great lawyer. He's a great person. He's a great lawyer. He's a great person. He's a great lawyer. He's a great person. He's a great lawyer. He's a great person. He's a great lawyer. He's a great person. He's a great lawyer. He's a great person. He's a great lawyer. He's a great person. He's a great lawyer. He's a great person. He's a great lawyer. He's a great person. He's a great lawyer. He's a great person. He's a great lawyer. He's a great person. He's a great lawyer. He's a great person. He's a great lawyer. He

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-12-09T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid does the unthinkable :marseywall:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_am_31_and_single_and_i_am_sorry}
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AverageBen10Enjoyer +1h +16 / -0
> I’m 30 and single. I am sorry for being single. I’m sorry for being single, and I’m sorry for being single.
My dad has a friend who's 30 and single. He's a bit of a loser, he works in the same company that my dad does, he's a bit overweight, he's always had a girlfriend but they've never lasted more than a few months. He's a nice guy and he's not a bad looking guy, but he's kind of a loser. He doesn't drink or smoke, he's never been in a relationship longer than a few months. He's always had a girlfriend but they've never lasted more than a few months. He's a bit of a loser, he works in the same company that my dad does, he's a bit overweight, he's always had a girlfriend but they've never lasted more than a few months.

  GubeRubenstein +45m +8 / -0
  Sounds like your dad is friends with your dad

    AverageBen10Enjoyer +12m +12 / -0
    No he's my dad's friend. If I were to say "My dad has a friend who's 30 and single" then you would think that I meant "my dad has a friend who is 30 and single". But I meant "my dad has a friend who is 30 and single".

      GubeRubenstein +2m +10 / -0
      Oh I thought you meant your dad was a single 30 year old faggot

        AverageBen10Enjoyer +2m +9 / -0
        He's not a faggot, he's a nice guy. He's a bit of a loser, he works in the same company that my dad does, he's a bit overweight, he's always had a girlfriend but they've never lasted more than a few months. He's a bit

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2023-03-07T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor thinks he's smarter than an AI
URL: {REDDIT: r/ChatGPT chatgpt_just_cant_stop_writing}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> That’s not how it works. You have to give the AI information to work with. The AI is only as good as what you put into it.
> You have to tell the AI what it is that you want.
:#marseybrainletclapping:
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +3m +6 / -0
I want to see it write a story about a really hot dude getting creampied by a corgi

  Mello_luvr +3m +3 / -0
  It is a bit of a :marseyautism: moment to think that it writes the story as it is. It's more of a language model.

    Enrico_Motassa +2m +5 / -0
    I just want to see it write gay porn, and I don't care how it gets there.

      Mello_luvr +1m +3 / -0
      I do too but that's not how I want it to get there :marseyindignant:

        Enrico_Motassa +2m +3 / -0
        I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were into futa.

          Mello_luvr +1m +2 / -0
          I'll tell you a secret, I'm into anything that goes in a hole.

            Enrico_Motassa +57s +3 / -0
            Yeah well I'm into what comes out of a hole.

              Mello_luvr +4m +3 / -0
              Fair enough, but a guy is still better than a dog.

                Enrico_Motassa +1m +3 / -0
                This is why I keep telling you it's a corgi. It's a big dog.

                  Mello_luvr +6m +1 / -0
                  If you're into futa I can't help you.

                    Enrico_Motassa +1m +2 / -0
                    I'm not into futa, I'm into dogs. I want

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-10-28T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I love the :marseycherokee: :marseytrain:
URL: https://www.vice.com/en/article/y5y843/indigenous-people-are-doing-trans-activism-their-way
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> “The idea that we are going to do things the way the white people want us to do them is never going to happen,” Nakeya Brown, an organizer with the Indigenous Trans Liberation Front, told VICE World News.
> “Our movement has to be indigenous led, indigenous centered, and indigenous focused,” they added. “We do not need to create a hierarchy for ourselves within the movement.”
> For decades, Indigenous people have been living their lives on the frontlines of the climate crisis. And, while the climate crisis disproportionately affects Indigenous people, Indigenous people have also been leading climate activism.
> “We are the ones who are going to be impacted first and the hardest,” Brown said. “We are already losing our lands because of climate change. We are already losing our waters because of climate change. We are already losing our foods because of climate change.”
> “We are the ones who are going to be impacted first and the hardest,” Brown said. “We are already losing our lands because of climate change. We are already losing our waters because of climate change. We are already losing our foods because of climate change.”
> Indigenous people have been fighting for their rights for decades, and they are not going to stop now. They are not going to let the climate crisis take their lands, their waters, and their foods.
> “We are not going to let the climate crisis take our lands, our waters, and our foods,” Brown said. “We are not going to let the climate crisis take our lives.”
> Indigenous people are not going to let the climate crisis take their lands, their waters, and their foods. They are not going to let the climate crisis take their lives. They are not going to let the climate crisis take their futures.
> “We are not going to let the climate crisis take our futures,” Brown said. “We are not going to let the climate crisis take our children’s futures. We are not going to let the climate crisis take our grandchildren’s futures.”
> Indigenous people are not going to let the climate crisis take their futures

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2023-02-15T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You will never be a real bait sub
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You have no unironic posts, you have no bait. You are a shitty clone of the banned subreddits. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Mods are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “bait” is cringe and unfunny. You will never be funny or successful. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your mods will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a banned subreddit is buried there. Your account will decay and go back to dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a banned subreddit. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
COMMENTS:
KAT_B0T +2m +5 / -0
:soyjakfront:

  Mello_luvr +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyagree:tt

Mello_luvr +22s +3 / -0
@heymoon

  HeyMoon +1h +1 / -0
  what

    Mello_luvr +4m +3 / -0
    :marseythinkorino:tttt

      HeyMoon +1m +1 / -0
      what

        Mello_luvr +2m +2 / -0
        :marseysmug:

          HeyMoon +1m +1 / -0
          :marseyconfused:

            Mello_luvr +3m +1 / -0
            :marseysmug2:

              HeyMoon +39s +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-08-01T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid in /r/teaching gets accused of being a libertarian
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers i_am_a_teacher_and_i_dont_want_to_teach}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m not sure why she’s upset that her students are excited to learn, or why her fellow teachers are upset that she is an activist, but she does seem to have a lot of problems.
COMMENTS:
Tardish +3m +7 / -0
I'm surprised that teachers on that sub haven't banned every person who mentions "sex ed" or "sexuality" in the same way they have banned every mention of the word "vaccine"

  Mello_luvr +1m +3 / -0
  They don't, i'd say it's like 10% of the comments on any thread that has to do with sex education or gender stuff.

    Tardish +1m +4 / -0
    Then it's their own fault for not being able to report them all like they do for the vaccine.

      Mello_luvr +1m +4 / -0
      You're not thinking big enough, there are people who will do it for them.

  GooooooldMember +13h +2 / -0
  They have because they got memed into thinking theyre the vaxxers. Most people on that sub are just fat women who are too stupid to even be teachersing the fact that teaching is a meme job anyway

dafoe +38m +3 / -0
> I'm a teacher and I'm not a teacher.
I’m gonna be a teacher and I’m not a teacher

  GooooooldMember +13h +2 / -0
  > I’m a teacher and I’m not a teacher
  I have the same probleming the fact that i have the same problem

GooooooldMember +13h +2 / -0
> My state has a new law that is being used to create a “safe space” for students to talk about their gender identity.
> This is a new concept for me, and I am learning about it. I am not opposed to it. However, I don’t want to be a

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-09-07T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In which a bunch of redditors cry about being called out for their terrible taste
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueSTL so_much_for_being_a_small_town}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +2 / -0
> The last time I went to the mall there was a **Gucci** store, a **Versace** store, and a **Prada** store. Then there's the **Barnes & Noble**. The mall's not the same anymore.
:#marseyxd:
also lmao at the comments

  Mello_luvr +2m +1 / -0
  I love that. Is that a real quote? I can't believe that a redditor would be able to describe a mall as if it was a building..dot

    peepeehands +2m +2 / -0
    idk lol i just found it funny

      Mello_luvr +1m +2 / -0
      I mean, it is funny. I was just trying to see if it was a real quote..doteurotism

  JohnDevereaux +30m +1 / -0
  >The mall's not the same anymore.
  I hope he got raped in the bathroom..doteurotism.doteurotism
  {IMG}

    peepeehands +3m +1 / -0
    > I hope he got raped in the bathroom
    :#marseyagreefast:.doteurotism

      JohnDevereaux +1m +1 / -0
      I'll donate to your gofundme..doteurotism
      {IMG}

        peepeehands +1m +1 / -0
        :#marseybeggar:

  Mello_luvr +3m +1 / -0
  The fact that he has to go to a mall to get his b&n is the sign that he has no idea about books. I've never been to a mall that didn't have a b&n, and I've been to a few that did have a b&n

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-09-01T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am a high value male
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a six pack and a big dick, and I make a lot of money. I also know how to treat women with respect, and I'm always willing to listen and learn. I'm a high value male, and I'm looking for a high value woman to spend my life with.
COMMENTS: N/Aersers.ers.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.otters.ott

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-08-29T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is this a real post?
URL: https://www.reddit.com/gallery/x7c15q
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +10m +2 / -0
lol i thought it was a troll at first tooy :marseyemojirofl:y: https://rdrama.net/post/97703/redditor-is-afraid-of-a-hugey
{IMG}y
{IMG} :#marseyemojirofl:
{IMG} :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl:

  Mello_luvr +1m +2 / -0
  This is the only time I've ever seen the word "plummet" used unironically.y
  :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl:y

    X +4m +2 / -0
    i'm sure it's a troll because it's in the r/loveafterporn sub :marseylaugh:

      Mello_luvr +13m +2 / -0
      :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl:

      Mello_luvr +14m +2 / -0
      :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl:y

        X +5m +2 / -0
        :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2023-02-23T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Antiwork user has a realization that they may be a 37 year old loser
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork 37_and_i_have_never_been_more_happy}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I've been in the workforce for 16 years. And I've never had a job that I didn't hate. I've never been paid enough to be happy. I've never had a manager that didn't treat me like trash. I've never had a boss that didn't exploit me. And I've never had a job that didn't leave me physically, mentally, and emotionally exhausted.
> I'm 37 and I'm still struggling. I have a great life. I have a beautiful wife, a loving daughter, and a supportive family. I have friends and hobbies. But I'm still struggling. I'm struggling because I'm never paid enough. I'm struggling because I'm never given enough time off. I'm struggling because I'm never given enough respect. I'm struggling because I'm never given enough recognition. I'm struggling because I'm never given enough support.
> I'm 37 and I'm still struggling. But I'm not going to give up. I'm not going to give up on myself. I'm not going to give up on my family. I'm not going to give up on my friends. I'm not going to give up on my hobbies. I'm not going to give up on my dreams. I'm not going to give up on my future. I'm not going to give up on my life. I'm not going to give up on my happiness.
> I'm 37 and I'm still struggling. But I'm not going to give up. I'm not going to give up on myself. I'm not going to give up on my family. I'm not going to give up on my friends. I'm not going to give up on my hobbies. I'm not going to give up on my dreams. I'm not going to give up on my future. I'm not going to give up on my life. I'm not going to give up on my happiness. I'm 37 and I'm still struggling. But I'm not going to give up. I'm not going to give up on

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-09-14T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reminder to all anti-vaxxers: This is what your actions lead to
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}

  Mello_luvr +1m +1 / -0
  :marseycry:ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-10-22T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "This is a good thing" :marseytroublemaker:
URL: {REDDIT: r/interestingasfuck a_social_experiment_was_conducted_in_2014_by}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +3m +17 / -0
:#marseynoooticer:

  Mello_luvr +5m +10 / -0
  :#marseynoooticer:
  <marquee direction="right">:#!marseynoooticer:

    X +2m +10 / -0
    :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer:

      Mello_luvr +3m +8 / -0
      :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer:

        X +2m +9 / -0
        :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer:

          Mello_luvr +38s +7 / -0
          :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer:

            X +2m +8 / -0
            :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer:

              Mello_luvr +3m +8 / -0
              :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer:

                X +5m +7 / -0
                :#marseynoooticer: :#marseynoooticer: :

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-08-13T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FamilyGuyShill +20m +6 / -0
rDrama.net
:#marseydisagree:

  Mello_luvr +13m +5 / -0
  :marseytransgenocide:

  FamilyGuyShill +12s +4 / -0
  rDrama.net

  FamilyGuyShill +9s +4 / -0
  rDrama.net

  FamilyGuyShill +10s +3 / -0
  rDrama.net

  FamilyGuyShill +12s +3 / -0
  rDrama.net

  FamilyGuyShill +11s +3 / -0
  rDrama.net

  FamilyGuyShill +11s +3 / -0
  rDrama.net

  FamilyGuyShill +11s +3 / -0
  rDrama.net

  FamilyGuyShill +11s +3 / -0
  rDrama.net

  FamilyGuyShill +11s +3 / -0
  rDrama.net

  FamilyGuyShill +11s +3 / -0
  rDrama.net

  FamilyGuyShill +11s +3 / -0
  rDrama.net

  FamilyGuyShill +11s +3 / -0
  rDrama.net

  FamilyGuyShill +11s +3 / -0
  rDrama.net

  FamilyGuyShill +11s +3 / -0
  rDrama.net

  FamilyGuyShill +11s +3 / -0
  rDrama.net

  FamilyGuyShill +11s +3 / -0
  rDrama.net

  FamilyGuyShill +11s +3 / -0
  rDrama.net

  FamilyGuyShill +11s +3 / -0
  rDrama

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-12-13T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over for foidcels :marseyitsover:
URL: https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/13/business/women-voting-trump-2022/index.html
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
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ChristoffWChanderson +2m +19 / -0
:#marseyextinction:

  BigBussyHunter +1m +10 / -0
  :marseygrilling2: Where are the good men going?

    ChristoffWChanderson +1m +13 / -0
    :#marseyeggirl:

      BigBussyHunter +32s +8 / -0
      :marseysquint:
      Is that a new Marsey?

        ChristoffWChanderson +1m +7 / -0
        :#marseyagree:

          BigBussyHunter +2m +7 / -0
          :#marseylove:

    DickButtKiss +1h +2 / -0
    To the best part of the world of course

  Mello_luvr +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseyinshallah:

  JohnDevereaux +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

GT +11m +15 / -0
Is there anything foids like more than a strong man to lead them around, I mean I can't think of anything

  Mello_luvr +1m +10 / -0
  I thought it was unshaven legs and forearms?

    GT +2m +6 / -0
    No that's just a special interest of theirs, but they are willing to die for a strong man to lead them

    JohnDevereaux +1h +3 / -0
    *and* tits.
    {IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +1h +3 / -0
  You're not wrong, but you're not a foid either.
  {IMG}

Hordofboars +15m +12 / -0
> Women are also less likely to have voted for Trump

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AUTHOR: Mello_luvr
DATE: 2022-08-18T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is cirno
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
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loli_esports +2m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  Mello_luvr +1m +4 / -0
  Post your Cirno

    loli_esports +53s +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      Mello_luvr +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseylove: me

        loli_esports +1m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          Mello_luvr +1m +3 / -0
          :#marseylove: noice me me

            loli_esports +1m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              Mello_luvr +1m +3 / -0
              :#marseylove: noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice noice

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-10-05T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm just going to go ahead and post my favorite song of all time, because I'm bored and can't sleep. And I'd like to hear yours.
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +3 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
knownbyanyothername +30m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  mellokind +4m +2 / -0
  I'd forgotten about that one. It's been a long time since I've heard it, but I'm glad you reminded me of it.
  I was thinking about posting the Byrds version of it too, but I thought I'd keep it short.

    knownbyanyothername +3m +1 / -0
    my favorite is probably
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      mellokind +7m +1 / -0
      I really like a lot of those, except for the first one. That was really bad.
      I know a lot of your tastes are different from mine, but I do really enjoy a lot of your suggestions.
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        knownbyanyothername +16m +2 / -0
        I actually like the first one a lot. It’s a very cool song. I like a lot of the ones you posted. I like a lot of the ones I posted.

          mellokind +12m +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-10-09T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A this post make you want to fedpost? it? :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: it? :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseygl

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2022-02-27T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyjam: :marseyjamming:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +7m +3 / -0
:marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marse

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2022-02-14T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bob Marley - Sun Is Shining - YouTube
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +5 / -0
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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-11-05T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not drama] I like to listen to music while I'm on here. I like to share my music. This is the current song I am listening to, and I hope you enjoy it
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyjamming:
COMMENTS:
mellokind +1m +3 / -0
I'll start a little music thread here and you can share your music that you like. Just let us know and we'll start a playlist.

  mellokind +4m +2 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}
  For example, here's another song I like to listen to.

    mellokind +4m +2 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}
    Here's another, also from the same album. I don't know who he is, but he's got a good voice.

      mellokind +2m +2 / -0
      {YOUTUBE}
      This is a song I used to play in my car in the 90s, but it's still a good song.

        mellokind +2m +2 / -0
        {YOUTUBE}
        This is another one that I used to listen to back in the 90s, but I still like it.

          mellokind +57s +2 / -0
          {YOUTUBE}
          I'll do one more, and then I'll stop. It's from the 80s

            mellokind +53s +2 / -0
            Well, that's all I'm going to post right now. Feel free to post your own music here, or start your own thread.

              mellokind +49s +1 / -0
              I'll do one more, and then I'll stop. It's from the 80s

              mellokind +55s +1 / -0
              {YOUTUBE}

                mellokind +2m +1 / -0
                {YOUTUBE}
                I'll do one more, and then I'll stop. It's from the 80s

                  mellokind +2m +1 / -0
                  {YOUTUBE}
                  This

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-09-05T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [bonus, not drama] I was told that I should post this. So here it is.
URL: https://vocaroo.com/13QXVf5q6Y74
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseythumbsup:
COMMENTS:
mellokind +15m +3 / -0
https://vocaroo.com/17MhRfBmIiPby

  mellokind +5m +3 / -0
  https://vocaroo.com/166S6oNq1ByH

mellokind +1m +2 / -0
https://vocaroo.com/12h7Z9oJ7E17

  mellokind +1m +2 / -0
  https://vocaroo.com/163q3IzXtQn8

    mellokind +38s +2 / -0
    https://vocaroo.com/13F4cJLcZv6D

      mellokind +1m +2 / -0
      https://vocaroo.com/13u10fj8w3TJ

        mellokind +2m +2 / -0
        https://vocaroo.com/15uJtU76J6uq

          mellokind +37s +2 / -0
          https://vocaroo.com/14G68G5l0VgW

            mellokind +1m +2 / -0
            https://vocaroo.com/16i4aOaQ4pE9

              mellokind +33s +2 / -0
              https://vocaroo.com/136cEI7uEYvq

                mellokind +38s +2 / -0
                https://vocaroo.com/11oXkM2Mf7J4

                  mellokind +59s +2 / -0
                  https://vocaroo.com/12j31oy7r6Vr

                    mellokind +1m +2 /

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-12-08T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm not sure how to title this, but I just had a dream that I was the main character in "The Man Who Sold the World" by David Bowie. It was a very vivid dream, and I didn't wake up until it was over. I had no clue who I was, but I knew I was in a strange situation, and I was having trouble figuring out who I was. I was in a strange place, and I didn't know what was going on. I was trying to figure out what was going on, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out who I was, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out where I was, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out what was going on, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out who I was, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out where I was, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out what was going on, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out who I was, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out where I was, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out what was going on, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out who I was, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out where I was, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out what was going on, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out who I was, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out where I was, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out what was going on, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out who I was, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out where I was, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out what was going on, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out who I was, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out where I was, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out what was going on, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out who I was, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out where I was, but I couldn't. I was trying to figure out what was going on, but I couldn't. I was trying to

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-10-07T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +4h +2 / -0
{GIF}eded.ed

  mellokind +11h +1 / -0
  I like that song, but I've never been a fan of the Bee Gees.ed. I think my favorite song by them is, "Massachusetts" which I've been posting a lot lately
  {YOUTUBE}

    Dramamine +3m +2 / -0
    It's a banger, but it's kinda annoying to listen to because I know people who like it a lot. The Bee Gees are one of those bands that's like the best thing ever for some people and complete trash for others.ed. I have to admit, the Bee Gees is probably the most accurate band for the vibe of this site.

      mellokind +6m +2 / -0
      I used to like them a lot, but I think it's more like the Beach Boys. I used to like them when I was a kid, but as I got older and listened to them more, they just don't hold up. I still like some of their songs, but they just don't have the power that they used to. I'd say it's similar to the Beatles, I like them a lot, but I don't like them as much as I used to. But, the Beach Boys are the worst of the three. I've listened to them a lot, and I've never really liked them. I like some of their songs, but I've never really liked them as a whole. I think it's because I'm not a fan of the Beach Boys in the first place, and I've never really liked them. I think it's the same with the Beatles, I like some of their songs, but I've never really liked them as a whole. I think it's because I'm not a fan of the Beatles in the first place, and I've never really liked them. I think it's the same with the Beach Boys, I like some of their songs, but I've never

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-09-09T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not Drama] I'm bored and I want to see if it will get past the autojanny
URL: N/A
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I can't tell if it's just a test or I'm in some sort of limbo
COMMENTS:
mellokind +28s +1 / -0
> I'm bored and I want to see if it will get past the autojanny
> I can't tell if it's just a test or I'm in some sort of limbo
> I'm bored and I want to see if it will get past the autojanny
> I can't tell if it's just a test or I'm in some sort of limbo
> I'm bored and I want to see if it will get past the autojanny
> I can't tell if it's just a test or I'm in some sort of limbo
> I'm bored and I want to see if it will get past the autojanny
> I can't tell if it's just a test or I'm in some sort of limbo
> I'm bored and I want to see if it will get past the autojanny
> I can't tell if it's just a test or I'm in some sort of limbo
> I'm bored and I want to see if it will get past the autojanny
> I can't tell if it's just a test or I'm in some sort of limbo
> I'm bored and I want to see if it will get past the autojanny
> I can't tell if it's just a test or I'm in some sort of limbo
> I'm bored and I want to see if it will get past the autojanny
> I can't tell if it's just a test or I'm in some sort of limbo
> I'm bored and I want to see if it will get past the autojanny
> I can't tell if it's just a test or I'm in some sort of limbo
> I'm bored and I want to see if it will get past the autojanny
> I can't tell if it's just a test or I'm in some sort of limbo
> I'm bored and I

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-09-13T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not drama, but this is a very cool song] The House of The Rising Sun [Official Music Video] - YouTube
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +4 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not sure how this song originated, but it's a classic.
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +1h +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
:marseyjam:, that one's better.

  mellokind +2h +2 / -0
  There's so many versions, it's hard to pick just one, but that's a really good version.

    TheOverSeether +1h +1 / -0
    It's a great song, so that's why I posted it. :marseycool:

      mellokind +2h +1 / -0
      :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool:

dog_eated_wasp +6h +1 / -0
It's a folk song, my favorite version is The Animals cover but I like this one too.

  mellokind +1h +2 / -0
  The Animals version is the best IMO.

    dog_eated_wasp +1h +2 / -0
    I like this version because it's more of a folk ballad, less pop and blues. But the Animals is the most famous version, and that's why I posted it. :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marseycool: :marse

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2022-02-09T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseytwerking:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Wizdumb1776 +2m +2 / -0
You'll always be a dad in my heart..

  mellokind +1m +2 / -0
  :marseycry: :marseylove:

    Wizdumb1776 +2m +2 / -0
    :marseyfingerhearts:

      mellokind +3m +2 / -0
      :marseyking:

        Wizdumb1776 +2m +2 / -0
        :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:. :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

          mellokind +3m +2 / -0
          :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel:

            Wizdumb1776 +5m +2 / -0
            :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown:

              mellokind +3m +2 / -0
              :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

                Wizdumb1776 +4m +2 / -0
                :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer: :marseyboomer:

                  mellokind +1m +2 / -0
                  :marseycool2: :marseycool2: :marseycool2

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-08-04T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "If I had a daughter and she was raped by a man, I would have to shoot him on sight. She would be my daughter."
URL: {TWEET: AOC}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: AOC}
COMMENTS:
mellokind +2m +4 / -0
{TWEET: AOC}
>Yes, I said that. It is self-defense. This is what I believe.

  GooooooldMember +3h +2 / -0
  If you dont believe in abortion then why would you support killing a rapist

    mellokind +2m +3 / -0
    AOC is not exactly the brightest bulb, so you might want to think a little harder about your question

      GooooooldMember +3m +2 / -0
      Its not that i think shes smart but i think its funny that she thinks killing the rapist is self defense but doesnt think its ok to kill the baby

        mellokind +4m +3 / -0
        I'm not sure that I've ever seen her make a coherent statement.

Dramamine +1h +4 / -0
She's just like me!

  GooooooldMember +2h +3 / -0
  {GIF}

Kunt_Phucker +1h +3 / -0
I'd have to shoot her on sight if she was my daughter

  mellokind +2m +3 / -0
  I would also have to shoot you on sight if you were my daughter's boyfriend.

    Kunt_Phucker +1m +3 / -0
    Why? She's just like me!

      mellokind +4m +3 / -0
      Because you would be a disgrace to my family.

        Kunt_Phucker +4m +2 / -0
        Oh wow, you're a racist? I'm sure you don't say that about black men and women!

          mellokind +3m +3 / -0
          No, I say that about all men.

            Kunt_Phucker +1m +2 / -0
            Women are literally men, bigot!

              mellokind +4m +3 / -

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-11-10T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My greatest hits
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +5 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-07-08T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Serious] I'm not sure what this website is all about.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I like the idea of a new "drama" website, but what is this place all about? What is the overall goal? What are the rules?
Also, as a veteran, I have to ask, why is the site using the Israeli flag? I don't care for that.
COMMENTS:
Joan_Wayne_Gacy +2m +13 / -0
{GIF}

  mellokind +10m +6 / -0
  I like that you answered my question, but I still don't know what the answer is.

    Joan_Wayne_Gacy +11m +9 / -0
    This site is a place for drama to gather and exist. Drama is everywhere, and it is good. Drama is life.
    The rules are simple. Be dramatic and make other people seethe. The less you care about other people, the more dramatic you will be.

      mellokind +6m +5 / -0
      I get it. Thanks.

        collectijism +1h +2 / -0
        I actually hate this place it’s just a bunch of pajeets who can’t afford to hire a mod team so they just leave a ton of shit to be moderated for free

  collectijism +1h +2 / -0
  Oh you’re back

    Joan_Wayne_Gacy +3h +2 / -0
    Never left.

Wizdumb1776 +26m +7 / -0
You are going to have to be patient with us old farts. I'm not sure what's going on here either. I thought this was a retirement home for old boomers. Is that not what we are?

  mellokind +2m +5 / -0
  I'm 54. I'm not a boomer, but I'm old. You're right, though. I think this is a retirement home for old boomers.

    Wizdumb1776 +3m +6 / -0
    I'm 47 and I'm a boomer. We're the generation that played a lot of Nintendo

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2022-01-25T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyagree: :marseyjam: :marseylove:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyjam:
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +3m +4 / -0
{GIF}

  mellokind +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyjam:

    Saint_Nicholas +1m +3 / -0
    :marseyjam:

      mellokind +57s +3 / -0
      :marseyjam:

        Saint_Nicholas +1m +3 / -0
        :marseyjam::marseyjam:

          mellokind +1m +3 / -0
          :marseyjam:

            Saint_Nicholas +1m +3 / -0
            :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

              mellokind +4m +3 / -0
              :marseyjam:

                Saint_Nicholas +1m +3 / -0
                :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

                  mellokind +1m +3 / -0
                  :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

                    Saint_Nicholas +1m +3 / -0
                    :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

                      mellokind +1m

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-09-27T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyshroom: :marseyshroom: :marseyshroom: :marseyshroom: :marseyshroom: :marseyshroom:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +50m +2 / -0
I just want to eat the shroom

  mellokind +3m +2 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}
  {YOUTUBE}
  {YOUTUBE}

    Dramamine +3m +2 / -0
    RIP in peace
    :marseyblowkiss:

      mellokind +4m +2 / -0
      {YOUTUBE}

    Urboros +1h +2 / -0
    This was good enough, don't know what the hell else you're going for.
    {YOUTUBE}

      mellokind +10m +2 / -0
      This is the best out of the three that I posted, but they're all good.

        Urboros +2m +2 / -0
        "But I'm still not convinced that it's not my own fault" is the real line, in the end.

          mellokind +15m +2 / -0
          {YOUTUBE}

            Urboros +1h +2 / -0
            I love this, I watch it every day.

              mellokind +4m +2 / -0
              {YOUTUBE}

        Urboros +5m +2 / -0
        But "I just want to eat the shroom" is the best of all. You got him.
        {YOUTUBE}

          mellokind +1m +2 / -0
          {YOUTUBE}ott

            Urboros +1m +2 / -0
            I'm thinking the most best thing would be to just do an album of all the best songs, like "I'm only human" "I'm just a rock and roll boy" "I just want to eat the shroom" "I'm still not convinced it's not my

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2022-02-10T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What is this? Who is this? Who are they? What does it mean?
URL: {REDDIT: r/BuddyTV what_is_this_who_is_this_who_are_they_what_does}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
What is this? Who is this? Who are they? What does it mean?
Who are these people and what do they want with us? Why are they trying to scare us? Who is behind this?
COMMENTS:
mellokind +4m +2 / -0
{REDDIT: r/BuddyTV what_is_this_who_is_this_who_are_they_what_does}
>Some people have interpreted the BuddyTV sub as being a "satire" sub, as in the images here are just funny. But that is not the case. BuddyTV is a legitimate sub. The images are not just a joke. It is all real.
>There is a website that is making people very upset. The site is www.ourbuddy.com
>The site is targeting children and has been reported to the FBI.
>Ourbuddy.com has a page that shows a list of all the pages and posts that have been made on the website. Some of the posts are very disturbing.
>The BuddyTV sub is a sub that is dedicated to the website. The sub is a place where people can share their experiences with the website and talk about the website. The sub is also a place where people can share their experiences with the website and talk about the website.
>The sub is also a place where people can share their experiences with the website and talk about the website. The sub is also a place where people can share their experiences with the website and talk about the website.

  mellokind +1m +2 / -0
  >The sub is also a place where people can share their experiences with the website and talk about the website. The sub is also a place where people can share their experiences with the website and talk about the website.
  >The sub is also a place where people can share their experiences with the website and talk about the website. The sub is also a place where people can share their experiences with the website and talk about the website. The sub is also a place where people can share their experiences with the website and talk about the website.

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-11-09T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: One of the most insidious conspiracies in the world is that we're meant to believe that men can become women, but women can't become men. It's true, there are no such thing as trans men. : conspiracy
URL: {REDDIT: r/conspiracy one_of_the_most_insidious_conspiracies_in_the}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +11 / -0
> One of the most insidious conspiracies in the world is that we're meant to believe that men can become women, but women can't become men.
:marseyagree:
{IMG}

  chapodestroyer +23m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

  D +1h +3 / -0
  I’m not sure I’d call this insidious. It’s just wrong and it’s fucking dumb.

  Unironicdramadebater +1h +1 / -0
  lol I have never seen a man's body that looks like that. Are the fake tits really that big?

Wuzizname +17m +6 / -0
The idea of a man becoming a woman is just a fantasy for men who want to fuck women without actually being women. It's like if you want to be a superhero but you're just an average Joe. It's not possible to be a real superhero but it's fun to imagine what it would be like to be one.
If you want to be a woman then you're just a cross dresser and your only good to fuck men. You're not a woman and you're not going to be a woman no matter how much you take estrogen and cut your cock off.
In reality a male can never be a woman. All the “transitioning” that happens is just a man going through puberty early and then thinking he’s a woman. When he stops taking the drugs and hormones he’s just a man who went through puberty early.
:marseytrans2:

  mellokind +2m +3 / -0
  I dunno, I think this is a good idea. I've never tried it, but it seems like it could work.
  https://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/aug/14/man-

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-10-14T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Oh, yeah, let's see. I forgot about this. This is better than anything else I've posted. My favorite country song ever
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +2m +1 / -0
>Country
>John Denver
:marseyconfused:
>He was a vocalist, instrumentalist, songwriter, actor, and activist
:marseyshrug:
>activist
:marseyeyeroll:

  mellokind +7m +1 / -0
  I don't know what you're trying to say, but I'm not reading all that.

    garlicdoors +1m +1 / -0
    I'm saying that I'm not going to watch your video and I don't think you should have posted it

      mellokind +1m +1 / -0
      {GIF}

        garlicdoors +5m +1 / -0
        {GIF}
        {GIF}att

          mellokind +1m +1 / -0
          :marseysneed:

            garlicdoors +3m +1 / -0
            {GIF}att

              mellokind +3m +1 / -0
              :marseysneed:att
              :marseysneed:att
              :marseysneed:att

                garlicdoors +3m +1 / -0
                :marseysneed:att :marseysneed:att :marseysneed:att :marseysneed:att
                {GIF}att
                {GIF}att

                  mellokind +3m +1 / -0
                  :marseysneed:att :marseysneed:att :marseysneed:att :marseysneed:att :marseysneed:att :marseysneed:att :marseysneed:att :marseysneed:att

                    garlicdoors +2m +1 / -0
                    :marseysneed:att :marseysneed:att :marseysneed:att :marseysneed:att :marseysneed:

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-11-27T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling2:
URL: https://www.google.com/search?q=grilling+site%3Areddit.com&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwi45v3_-sP4AhXHnGoFHZz2AaYQ0pQJegQICxAB&biw=1280&bih=583&dpr=1.25
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
chapodestroyer +17m +4 / -0
{GIF}

Saint_Nicholas +38m +2 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}

  mellokind +13m +2 / -0
  {GIF}

Dramamine +3h +2 / -0
{GIF}

  mellokind +11m +2 / -0
  {GIF}

    Dramamine +2m +2 / -0
    {GIF}

      mellokind +4m +2 / -0
      {GIF}

        Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
        {GIF}

          mellokind +10m +2 / -0
          {GIF}

            Dramamine +2m +2 / -

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-12-03T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +1h +3 / -0
:marseyjamming:
:#marseyjamming:

CannedAir +1h +2 / -0
{GIF}ionion ottion ottion ottion

TrappyIsBae +1h +2 / -0
:marseyvibing:ion :marseyvibing: ottion :marseyvibing: ottion :marseyvibing: ottion :marseyvibing:

Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
\>watching a video of a robot
I get the idea, but it's still sad and pathetic

  mellokind +26m +3 / -0
  I don't think it's a robot. I think it's a person using a robot.

    Dramamine +6m +2 / -0
    >a person using a robot
    :marseyakshually:

      mellokind +1m +2 / -0
      :marseycope:

        Dramamine +2m +1 / -0
        :marseycope: :marseylaugh:

          mellokind +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyseethe:ion :marseyseethe: ottion :marseyseethe: ottion :marsey

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-08-14T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Serious] Has anyone here ever had a panic attack?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not sure if this is the right place to ask, but I'm hoping that someone here has had something similar happen to them.
I've had a panic attack about 15 times in the last 10 years, but I don't know how to deal with them. I've never been in therapy, I've never been to a psychiatrist, and I've never been to a psychologist. I don't know what I should do about this.
I'm afraid of going to a doctor or a therapist. I feel like I'm not good enough for them.
I'm also afraid of talking to people about it. I don't want them to think that I'm crazy or that I'm weak. I don't want them to think that I'm not capable of dealing with my problems on my own.
I've never had a panic attack before, and I don't know what to do when one happens. I don't know how to deal with it. I don't know what to say or do. I don't know how to make it stop.
I've never been in therapy or seen a therapist. I've never been to a psychiatrist or psychologist. I don't know what I should do about this. I don't know how to deal with it. I don't know how to make it stop. I don't know what to say or do. I don't know how to make it stop.
I don't know what to do about this. I don't know how to deal with it. I don't know what to say or do. I don't know how to make it stop.
I don't know how to deal with it. I don't know what to say or do. I don't know how to make it stop.
I don't know how to make it stop. I don't know what to say or do. I don't know how to make it stop.
COMMENTS:
DudeBussyLmao +4m +10 / -0
You can buy adderall online. It’s good for panic attacks and ADHD. You should probably see a doctor to get a prescription, but you can also find a reliable seller on the internet.

  mellokind

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2022-01-20T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm all for the antiworker movement, but the movement needs to understand that all these things are important. There's more to the world than just work.
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/12/antiwork-isnt-real-socialist-movement/621067/
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +6m +2 / -0
>Like, the Soviet Union had some of the most generous paid vacation policies in the world, and most people were still burning through their vacation days faster than they could accrue them.
Which is a shame because I want to visit the USSR again.

  mellokind +17m +1 / -0
  >Which is a shame because I want to visit the USSR again.
  What you're looking for is a place called "New York City"

garlicdoors +39m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
This song got me through the day

  mellokind +1m +1 / -0
  I don't like that guy at all. Just not my style

    garlicdoors +2m +1 / -0
    You don't like this song either?
    {YOUTUBE}

      mellokind +5m +1 / -0
      I'm not sure what to tell you. I don't like that guy at all, and it's not because of his music. I don't know if you've ever heard him speak, but I don't like his voice either. I don't like his personality. I don't like his appearance. I don't like his name. I don't like his ideas. I don't like his politics. I don't like his opinions. I don't like his beliefs. I don't like his philosophy. I don't like his attitude. I don't like his outlook. I don't like his worldview. I don't like his sense of humor. I don't like his sense of style. I don't like his sense of fashion. I don't like his sense of taste. I don't like his sense of aesthetics. I don't like his sense of beauty. I don't like his sense of art. I don

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2022-01-28T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrump: :marseyqoomer: :marseycope: :marseyseethe: :marseycope: :marseyseethe: :marseycope: :marseyseethe:
URL: {REDDIT: r/conspiracy comment}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Im starting to think it's a psyop. The media is trying to get the right to lose the midterms.
COMMENTS:
HarryTrumanDorisDay +6m +13 / -0
>rightoids lose midterms
>leftoids blame the media
:marseysleep:

Dramamine +25m +11 / -0
>It is 100% a psyop
I know that because I'm a schizo and not because I'm actually right about this
:marseyschizo:

  mellokind +4m +4 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  GooooooldMember +2h +3 / -0
  > I have a theory that the media is trying to get the right to lose the midterms.
  I dont even know what that means

    Dramamine +12m +3 / -0
    They're trying to convince people that the rightoids are losing the midterms. That's a good thing for the media, because they can then claim that the leftoids are winning and everyone will think it's because of their journalism, not because of Biden's handling of the pandemic.

      GooooooldMember +3m +3 / -0
      Yea but why would they want to do that? Thats not something that helps them

        Dramamine +6m +3 / -0
        It gives them something to crow about

          GooooooldMember +3m +2 / -0
          But isnt that the case with the left anyway? Theyll crow about the midterms and then blame the president for them being bad? Why would the media do that when itll just get the left to blame them for the midterms being bad anyway? It seems like a pointless effort

            Dramamine +4m +3 / -0
            I don't think the left has a

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-11-29T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I was thinking about how the older I get the more and more I realize that the older I get, the less and less I understand
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was thinking about how the older I get the more and more I realize that the older I get, the less and less I understand
I was thinking about how the older I get the more and more I realize that the older I get, the less and less I understand
I was thinking about how the older I get the more and more I realize that the older I get, the less and less I understand
I was thinking about how the older I get the more and more I realize that the older I get, the less and less I understand
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +1m +6 / -0
The older you get the more you realize the older you get, the less you understand

  mellokind +1m +3 / -0
  :marseyagree:

tejanx +1h +3 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

garlicdoors +1h +2 / -0
I was thinking about how the older I get the more and more I realize that the older I get, the less and less I understand
I was thinking about how the older I get the more and more I realize that the older I get, the less and less I understand
I was thinking about how the older I get the more and more I realize that the older I get, the less and less I understand
I was thinking about how the older I get the more and more I realize that the older I get, the less and less I understand

  mellokind +5m +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}y

    garlicdoors +4m +2 / -0
    https://www.google.com/search?q=I+was+thinking+about+how+the+older+I+get+the+more+and+more+I+realize+that+the+older+I+get,+the+less+and+less+I+understand&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo3&prmd=niv&source=lnms&tbm=vid&sa=X&ved=2ah

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-09-14T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing:
COMMENTS: N/A
:marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing:
:marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marse

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-10-12T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I love you all. That's it. I love you all.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +4m +5 / -0
:marseypat:

  mellokind +4m +4 / -0
  :marseylove:

    Dramamine +5m +4 / -0
    :marseypat:

      mellokind +2m +3 / -0
      :marseypat:

        Dramamine +5m +3 / -0
        :marseypat:

          mellokind +4m +3 / -0
          :marseypat:

            Dramamine +1m +3 / -0
            :marseypat:

              mellokind +3m +3 / -0
              :marseypat:

                Dramamine +4m +3 / -0
                :marseypat:

                  mellokind +5m +3 / -0
                  :marseypat:

                    Dramamine +1m +3 / -0
                    :marseypat:

                      mellokind +2m +3 / -0
                      :marseypat:

                        Dramamine +1m +3 / -0
                        :marseypat:

                          mellokind +4m +3 / -0
                          :marseypat:

                            Dramamine +1m +3 / -0
                            :marseypat:

GigaVaccinator +31m +2 / -0
:marseylove:
:marseylove:
:marseylove: me

  mellokind +5m +2 / -0
  :marseypat:

    GigaVaccinator +2m +2 / -0
    :marseypat:

      mellokind +1m +2 / -0
      :marseypat:

        GigaVaccinator +2m +2 / -0
        :marseypat:

          mellokind +4m +2 / -0
          :marseypat:

            GigaVaccinator +1m +2 / -0
            :

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2022-01-28T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:
COMMENTS:
mellokind +1m +2 / -0
:#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam:

  mellokind +5m +1 / -0
  :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:
  https://rdrama.net/post/39464/marseyjam-marseyjam-marseyjam-marseyjam-marseyjam-marseyjam-marseyjam-marseyjam-marseyjam-marseyjam/1273520?context=9#context

    mellokind +1m +1 / -0
    :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

      mellokind +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marsey

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-10-25T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjamming:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
mellokind +1m +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  mellokind +53s +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    mellokind +2m +1 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-11-23T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Gussy nonsense
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_am_25f_i_had_sex_with_a_17m_boy_i_am_10_years}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>I am 25F, I had sex with a 17M boy (I am 10 years older than him), I am now regretting it and I think I have ruined my life. (Long)
>I am a 25 year old woman and my boyfriend (25M) and I have been together for 1.5 years. I have been in a sexual relationship with him for 10 months.
>During the beginning of the pandemic my boyfriend and I had a "dry spell" where we were not having sex. We would have sex once a week, but we were not having sex because we wanted to be safe. But after the vaccines came out and we were vaxxed and boosted, we started having sex again. But this time we were not having sex as often as we used to. We were having sex once a month.
>My boyfriend and I had a sexual relationship with a 17 year old boy. We met him at a party and he was 17 years old. We were 25 and 25. We had sex with him and he was 17. We did not know he was 17 until after we had sex with him. We did not know he was 17 until after we had sex with him. We did not know he was 17 until after we had sex with him. We did not know he was 17 until after we had sex with him. We did not know he was 17 until after we had sex with him.
>He was 17 when we had sex with him. We did not know he was 17 until after we had sex with him. We did not know he was 17 until after we had sex with him. We did not know he was 17 until after we had sex with him. We did not know he was 17 until after we had sex with him. We did not know he was 17 until after we had sex with him.
>He was 17 when we had sex

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2022-02-06T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Sneed
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{YOUTUBE}
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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-09-02T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: https://www.npr.org/2021/09/01/1034628562/biden-announces-28-billion-in-funding-to-help-low-income-families-afford-housing
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

  mellokind +4m +3 / -0
  >Biden Announces $28 Billion in Funding to Help Low-Income Families Afford Housing
  >President Biden will announce on Wednesday a new round of funding to help low-income families afford housing in a speech at a Habitat for Humanity build site in Philadelphia.
  >The funding will be part of Biden's American Rescue Plan, the $1.9 trillion stimulus package that he signed into law in March. The White House says the investment will go toward more than 500,000 affordable housing units across the country. It will also help homeless people and those at risk of becoming homeless, and provide housing counseling services.
  >Habitat for Humanity International, which is partnering with the administration on the announcement, says the program will help 6,000 families in Philadelphia alone.
  >"Our national network of Habitat for Humanity affiliates has been a consistent partner in the fight to build and repair more than 230,000 homes for people in need across the country," President Biden said in a statement. "I know from my own experience that Habitat homes are a blessing to those who receive them, and I'm proud of our work together to expand access to affordable homes for the lowest income families."
  >The White House says the funding will be administered through the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development, which is providing $20 billion in the round of funding. The remaining $8 billion will be administered by the U.S. Department of Education, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, and the U.S. Department of Agriculture.
  >The funding comes as the U.S. faces a housing crisis. The National Low Income Housing Coalition says there is a shortage of 7.3 million affordable and available rental homes for extremely low-income renters. That's nearly half the number of extremely low-income renters in the country.

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-10-26T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing:
URL: https://www.theonion.com/its-time-to-accept-that-the-racism-in-the-south-is-gone-1847659088
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-11-28T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [I am not a fan of this person, but I have to admit that] These are some of the most beautiful songs I have ever heard.
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not going to try to explain how this works, it just does.
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +1h +2 / -0
This is the best video of her I've seen so far:
{YOUTUBE}'s videos are a good watch, he's a pretty interesting guy
{YOUTUBE}
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  mellokind +10m +1 / -0
  Yeah, I was going to say. I just want to see her sing, but she's pretty interesting.

    Saint_Nicholas +10m +1 / -0
    It's like she's an alien being that's trying to learn how to communicate with us. She's got a weird voice and a weird face, but she's talented.'s videos are a good watch, he's a pretty interesting guy
    {YOUTUBE}
    {YOUTUBE}'s videos are a good watch, he's a pretty interesting guy
    {YOUTUBE}
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      mellokind +12m +1 / -0
      Yeah, I don't know anything about her. I just know she sings really well.

        Saint_Nicholas +2m +1 / -0
        Same, I've never seen her in person, I just saw this video last night and thought it was pretty neat. I'm actually going to look for a show near me to go to when I have some free time.

          mellokind +18m +1 / -0
          I've seen her in concert, and she is very good. She is an interesting person, and she can sing really well.

            Saint_Nicholas +1m +1 / -0
            I'm curious, how does she compare to other singers you've seen live?

              mellokind +15m +1 / -0
              I haven't been to a lot of concerts, but she is definitely in the top 10 or 12 singers I've seen live.'s videos are a good

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-09-22T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: G-d is dead, and I don't feel so good
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{YOUTUBE}
COMMENTS:
dog_eated_wasp +1h +3 / -0
I love the title of this song, I think I will listen to it later. I like the one with the guy in the black coat.

  mellokind +12m +2 / -0
  I love the song, too. A lot of people have their favorites from the album.

    dog_eated_wasp +2m +2 / -0
    Oh I didn't know this is an album song. I was listening to it the other day, it's really good.

      mellokind +1m +2 / -0
      Yeah, it's an album song, I think it's one of their best songs

        dog_eated_wasp +4m +1 / -0
        I like it, I like it. I will listen to it again later.y

          mellokind +7m +2 / -0
          I'm glad you like it. It's definitely a good song.yy

            dog_eated_wasp +1m +1 / -0
            :marseyagree:

Souljahwitch +1h +2 / -0
I feel like this song was made to be made into a meme.y

  mellokind +10m +1 / -0
  It's a good song. I think it's one of their best songs. I think it's one of their best songs. I think it's one of their best songs. I think it's one of their best songs. I think it's one of their best songs. I think it's one of their best songs. I think it's one of their best songs. I think it's one of their best songs. I think it's one of their best songs. I think it's one of their best songs. I think it's one of their best songs. I think it's one of their best songs. I think it's one of their best songs. I think it's one of their best songs. I think it's one of their best songs. I think it's

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-09-02T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I know I've been a little serious lately, but here's a little fun for you. Enjoy this classic.
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{YOUTUBE}
COMMENTS:
dog_eated_wasp +16m +2 / -0
good song
{YOUTUBE}
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  mellokind +4m +2 / -0
  It's a good song! I've been thinking about the more serious stuff lately and I don't think I'm doing a good job at it.
  I'm still not trying to be an attention whore, just a good one

    dog_eated_wasp +11m +2 / -0
    You're doing good, don't worry. We're all doing our best here.
    If you need to vent, I'll listen.

      mellokind +11m +2 / -0
      It's not just venting, but it's not the right place to do it. I'll try to keep it all in the right place, but it's not easy.

        dog_eated_wasp +31m +2 / -0
        As long as you're happy, that's all that matters.

          mellokind +3m +2 / -0
          I'm not all that happy, but I'm not all that unhappy either.
          I'm just feeling a little lost lately, but I'm working on it.

            dog_eated_wasp +2m +2 / -0
            I'm sorry to hear that. You're doing the right thing by working on it. I'll pray for you.

              mellokind +11m +2 / -0
              Thank you!

                dog_eated_wasp +11m +2 / -0
                It's ok, I'm here for you.

                  mellokind +2m +2 / -0
                  Thank you. I'm really not used to this type of thing, but it's good to have someone to talk to. I'm not used to getting any kind of support from anybody.

                    dog_eated_wasp +15m +2 / -0
                    You can talk to me anytime you want. I am here

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2022-01-31T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyjam: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyvibing: :marseyjamming: :marseyjam: :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing:
COMMENTS:
911roofer +12m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-09-07T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Joke: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? (Spoiler: It's not the joke you think it is)
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Because they're really good at it.
:marseyseethe:
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +1m +9 / -0
Because they’re really good at it.

  mellokind +2m +7 / -0
  :marseydead:

    FrozenChosen +2m +7 / -0
    🤗

    Wizdumb1776 +1m +6 / -0
    :marseydead:

      mellokind +1m +6 / -0
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          mellokind +2m +6 / -0
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      mellokind +2m +5 / -0
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        BrokeBackBuck +3m +5 / -0
        :marseydead:

          mello

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-10-26T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2022-01-26T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What in the world is going on here?
URL: {REDDIT: r/IAmA im_the_creator_of_the_famously_ugly_and_controvers}
VOTES: +5 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{YOUTUBE}
COMMENTS:
tejanx +1h +3 / -0
:#marseysaluteusa:

GooooooldMember +2h +2 / -0
Ugly people posting their Lsersers

DudeBussyLmao +4m +1 / -0
Good art is ugly art.
{IMG}aa

  mellokind +4m +3 / -0
  I think the context is important here. This is not a normal thing. I don't think this is an attempt at something "artistic", I think it's just a troll, or an idiot.a

    DudeBussyLmao +3m +2 / -0
    >I don't think this is an attempt at something "artistic"
    It is. That’s what makes it good art.
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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-09-08T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am not a fan of this website, but I do want to make a comment here that this is a very cool site.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is one of the few sites I've seen that is actually fun to use. The idea of "subreddits" is actually good, and I wish that reddit had the same concept.
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +23m +7 / -0
:marseylove:

dang +3h +4 / -0
:marseyking:

Takoyucki +11h +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2022-01-27T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: > :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant:
URL: {REDDIT: r/conspiracy i_think_this_is_the_biggest_conspiracy_ever_its}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +1m +6 / -0
I can't think of anything more cucked than owning a dog.

  mellokind +1m +4 / -0
  >Owning a dog is not cucked. If anything, it's a sign of a man. You can tell a lot about a man by his dog. A good dog is one that will defend his owner, and not just his owner, but his owner's family. It shows loyalty and love for a man, and that man is happy to have such a dog.
  >I don't know why you're acting like owning a dog is cucked. It's not. It's a sign of a strong man, not a weak one.

    arsey +3m +3 / -0
    That's a lot of words for a dog. I like dogs but they are not people, and they cannot consent to being your pet.

      mellokind +5m +3 / -0
      I agree, but that's not what the above is saying.

        arsey +2m +3 / -0
        oh, I was agreeing with the comment you posted but didn't read it. lol
        I would agree with you. I like dogs and I think they can be a great pet. But I also think they are animals and you are not their owner. You are their parent and are responsible for them. If you get a dog and then use it for a photo op or to make yourself look like a good person, you are using the dog for your own benefit. I don't like that.

          mellokind +2m +3 / -0
          >But I also think they

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-12-08T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Shut up, you're ruining the story for everyone else." :gigachad2: :gigachad2: :gigachad2:
URL: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/michael-b-jordan-shut-ruining-120040804.html
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyking: :marseyking: :marseyking:
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
Michael B. Jordan is my favorite actor

  mellokind +32m +2 / -0
  He's one of my favorites too. He's got a special kind of charisma.
  I particularly enjoyed Creed, and the first three seasons of This is Us.
  I don't know much about his offscreen life, but I believe he's a good person as well.

    GooooooldMember +1m +1 / -0
    Yeah he’s a great actor. I liked the first Creed movie but the second one was a bit too preachy about how men shouldnt be allowed to be emotional. Then again I still enjoyed it even if I thought the ending was a bit rushed

      mellokind +14m +1 / -0
      That's an interesting point. I agree that there was a preachy element to the second one, but the story was still a good one. I didn't think the ending was rushed, I just think it was a good ending.

        GooooooldMember +3m +1 / -0
        Yeah i just feel like if they’d taken the ending to the second movie and made it the ending to the first movie it wouldve been a better movie. I liked the movie because it was an underdog story of a guy overcoming his struggles, but by the end of the movie he was already doing so well that you didnt need a sequel for him to be a success. I feel like the second movie was just made to make a third movie but I dont know what the third movie is going to be about

          mellokind +8m +1 / -0
          I think the second movie is where the story of Adonis really started. Creed was

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-09-20T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux: :marseybux:

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-09-03T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysneed: :marseysneed: :marseysneed:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +5 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
nothanks +5m +3 / -0
I love the guitar solo at 2:35
:marseyjamming:

  mellokind +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: you're a real good judge of this song.

MarseyIsMyWaifu +1h +3 / -0
This is the best song he's ever recorded. I'd bet you a million dramacoins he's never made a better song.

  mellokind +10m +2 / -0
  You are right. I agree. I like a lot of other songs of his, but this one is his best. I agree, I would bet you a million dramacoins he's never made a better song.

  nothanks +11m +2 / -0
  I think this is the song that set the standard for the whole genre of 'dudes rock' as a genre. it was basically a genre-defining moment for rock music as a whole. I've never heard a song like it before or after.

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +6m +3 / -0
    The best song he ever recorded is 100% "Honest John" and I will never, ever stop saying so.

      nothanks +3m +3 / -0
      It's close, I'll give you that. I'm not entirely convinced that "Honest John" isn't just the best song he ever recorded but I'm not convinced it's the best song he ever recorded.
      {YOUTUBE} I think this song is the best song he ever recorded. It's not even close. I don't think you can convince me it's not the best song he ever recorded. This song is the best song he ever recorded, period.

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +11m +3 / -0
        > "Honest John"
        {YOUTUBE}
        > This song is the best

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-10-11T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycool: :marseyboomer:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
:marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:
:marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marsey

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-10-17T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not drama, just silly] Why isn't there an rdrama radio station?
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm so tired of this shit, this "music" sucks. Who the fuck is this? I haven't heard this crap in years.
I haven't listened to this shit since like 1998 or 1999, I don't know how I stumbled across this crap on youtube, but it's really awful. I wish I hadn't, but I can't believe how much this has aged so poorly.
COMMENTS:
mellokind +34m +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  Sneed +41m +3 / -0
  :marseysneed:

    mellokind +7m +1 / -0
    I dunno why you're trying to scare me, but I'm not scared of you.
    {YOUTUBE}

  GooooooldMember +12h +2 / -0
  I like the band but the vocals are awful

    mellokind +22m +1 / -0
    I dunno, the vocals are a part of the music

      GooooooldMember +3h +2 / -0
      I like the music

X +2h +1 / -0
there's a lot of local stations here but they suck too, so i guess it's not unique to rdrama

  mellokind +7m +2 / -0
  That's not really what I was asking, but it's kind of interesting that you answered that way. I was thinking more along the lines of a station that plays drama related music

    X +7m +2 / -0
    it's not really unique to rdrama, i'm sure people who hate the local stations here have made their own streams that play music they like, especially in the past when the music industry was not as consolidated as it is today. it's not a unique concept. i'm not sure if you'd be interested in this playlist i've made but here you go:
    {YOUTUBE}
    i'm not the type of person who makes playlists but i'll make one for rdrama if you're interested

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2022-02-12T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow: :marseyglow2: :marseyglow:
URL: https://www.npr.org/2022/02/11/1078999287/how-putin-spreads_disinformation-and-fuels_his-agenda
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Wizdumb1776 +3m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  mellokind +3m +3 / -0
  :marseyagree:
  :marseyagreefast:

Nixoncrats_for_trump +5m +2 / -0
Do you think he's done this with the Ukraine situation?

  mellokind +1m +3 / -0
  https://www.npr.org/2022/02/11/1078999287/how-putin-spreads_disinformation-and-fuels_his-agenda
  I think that's the article I'm referencingers_for_trumpers_for_trump

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +2 / -0
    Thanks for the link. It makes sense.

  Wizdumb1776 +1m +2 / -0
  {GIF}ers_for_trump

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +2 / -0
    I hate him so much it's unreal.ers_for_trump

      Wizdumb1776 +2m +2 / -0
      {GIF}otters_for_trump

  mellokind +3m +2 / -0
  I think he's been doing it for years. Not just with the Ukraine situation. He's been doing it with Russia and the USA.

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +2 / -0
    Makes sense. Is he at least a competent propagandist? I've seen him get a lot of seethe from the left and right, but is it all just seething or is he actually convincing people?

      mellokind +2

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-12-25T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Molotsi +14m +2 / -0
This was the first Christmas song that made me cry. I had just moved to a new apartment and was feeling down about it. I played this song and it made me tear up. I still tear up whenever I hear it.
:marseycry:
@MarseyIsMyWaifu, I know you like this song. Please upvote so that I can get enough dramacoin to buy a pin award for this post. Thank you.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +20m +2 / -0
  I'm not a big fan of this song but I love your comment so I upvoted it :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

    Molotsi +1h +2 / -0
    :marseylove: :marseyblowkiss:

  mellokind +4m +1 / -0
  I've heard it a lot, it's a very nice song. I never really connected with it though.

    Molotsi +3m +1 / -0
    I think it's the lyrics. It's not exactly a sad song, but it does have a sad feel to it. I think it's because of the juxtaposition of the sad lyrics with the upbeat music.

      mellokind +3m +2 / -0
      I think the best way to describe it is that it's an "in-between" kind of song. It's not exactly sad, but it's not exactly happy, either. It's kind of like a bittersweet song.

        Molotsi +2m +1 / -0
        Yes, that's a good way to put it. It's a beautiful song.

Soren +1

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AUTHOR: mellokind
DATE: 2021-10-11T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just saw a random post on facebook and thought of you guys
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>It is true. I can't speak for all artists, but I can speak for myself.
>When I write a song, I write it as an expression of myself, and the feelings that I feel, and the things that I have to say. I don't have to write something that relates to everyone else, because that's not what I'm about. I'm not about writing a song that relates to everyone, because that's not what I'm about. I'm about writing a song that relates to me, and the things that I feel, and the things that I have to say.
>When I write a song, I write it as an expression of myself, and the feelings that I feel, and the things that I have to say. I don't have to write something that relates to everyone else, because that's not what I'm about. I'm not about writing a song that relates to everyone, because that's not what I'm about. I'm about writing a song that relates to me, and the things that I feel, and the things that I have to say.
COMMENTS: N/Aers
:marseysob:ersers
:marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseys

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2024-02-13T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: More cute animals pics
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
COMMENTS:
Spiderman +1h +5 / -0
{IMG}

  MenAreWorst +1m +4 / -0
  I love him so much

    Spiderman +1m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      MenAreWorst +1m +4 / -0
      This one too

        Spiderman +1m +4 / -0
        {IMG}

          MenAreWorst +2m +4 / -0
          This one too

            Spiderman +38s +4 / -0
            {IMG}

              MenAreWorst +2m +4 / -0
              {IMG}

                Spiderman +1m +4 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MenAreWorst +1m +4 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Spiderman +2m +4 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      MenAreWorst +3m +4 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Spiderman +1m +4 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          MenAreWorst +57s +4 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Spiderman +1m +4 / -0
                            {IMG}

                  Spiderman +2m +4 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Spiderman +1m +4 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Spiderman +2m +4 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Spiderman +1m +4 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Spiderman +2m +4 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Spiderman +1m +4 / -0
                            {IMG}

Spiderman +1h +4 / -0
{IMG}

  MenAreWorst +1m +4 / -0
  This one too

    Spiderman +1m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      MenAreWorst +2m +4 / -0
      This one too

        Spiderman +1m +4 / -0
        {IMG}

          MenAreWorst +2m

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2024-09-15T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A PSA: If you’re a woman on this sub and want to be treated with respect, you need to stop acting like a man.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes a_psa_if_youre_a_woman_on_this_sub_and_want_to_be}
VOTES: +61 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A PSA: If you’re a woman on this sub and want to be treated with respect, you need to stop acting like a man.
I have a feeling that a lot of the complaints about the “toxic masculinity” and “patriarchy” that I see on this subreddit are actually just about how a lot of women here seem to act like men.
I’m not saying that this is the only cause of these problems, but it seems to be a big part of it.
The main thing I notice is that women on this sub seem to act like men when they complain about “toxic masculinity” and the “patriarchy.”
They seem to be under the impression that they’re fighting against a group of men who are all united in their efforts to oppress women. But the reality is that men are not a monolith. Men have different opinions and experiences, just like women do.
When women on this sub act like men are all united in their efforts to oppress women, it just makes men feel like they’re being attacked by a group of people who don’t understand them.
It’s important to remember that not all men are bad. There are good men out there who want to treat women with respect and equality. And there are also women who are just as capable of being toxic and oppressive as men are.
So, if you’re a woman on this sub and you want to be treated with respect, you need to stop acting like a man. You need to recognize that not all men are bad, and that you’re not fighting against a monolithic group of oppressors.
Instead, you need to focus on the individuals who are treating you with disrespect and inequality. You need to hold them accountable for their actions, and work to create a more just and equitable society for everyone.
COMMENTS:
dramasexual +15m +65 / -1
> You need to stop acting like a man
> Women are bad at acting like men
> Why are women so bad at acting like men

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2024-02-14T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is Cirno
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Sphereserf3232 +1h +1 / -0
But it’s not :marseysad:

  MenAreWorst +1h +1 / -0
  It is

    Sphereserf3232 +3h +1 / -0
    No it’s not :marseytears:

      MenAreWorst +1m +1 / -0
      Yes it is

        Sphereserf3232 +2m +1 / -0
        No it’s not :marseyannoyed:

          MenAreWorst +5m +1 / -0
          Yes it is

            Sphereserf3232 +1h +1 / -0
            No it’s not :marseyraging:

              MenAreWorst +2h +1 / -0
              Yes it is

                Sphereserf3232 +14m +1 / -0
                No it’s not :marseysob:

                  MenAreWorst +3m +1 / -0
                  Yes it is

                    Sphereserf3232 +2m +1 / -0
                    No it’s not :marseycrying:

                      MenAreWorst +2m +1 / -0
                      Yes it is

                        Sphereserf3232 +2m +1 / -0
                        No it’s not :marseysulk:

                          MenAreWorst +3m +1 / -0
                          Yes it is

                            Sphereserf3232 +2m +1 / -0
                            No it’s not :marseydisintegrate:

    Sphereserf3232 +3h +1 / -0
    No it’s not :marseysad:

      MenAreWorst +1m +1 / -0
      Yes it is

        Sphereserf3232 +1h +1 / -0
        No it’s not :marseytears:

          MenAreWorst +

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2025-03-11T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Drama on r/breakingmom - the one who is against islamophobia and hates her husband for being islamophobic, has a meltdown because her husband might be watching islamophobic reality show about muslim women
URL: {REDDIT: r/breakingmom my_21f_husband_31m_might_be_watching_a}
VOTES: +111 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
My (21F) husband (31M) might be watching a show about Muslim women that makes Islam look like a bad thing. I don’t know what to do.
My husband and I are both Muslim. We have been together for almost a year, and married for 6 months. I live in the US, and he lives in the UK, so we don’t see each other as often as we’d like.
We are both very committed to our faith, and we try to live our lives in accordance with the teachings of Islam. However, we also try to be open-minded and respectful of other cultures and religions.
Recently, my husband has been watching a reality TV show called “Muslim Women of the World.” The show follows a group of Muslim women from different countries as they travel and learn about each other’s cultures. The show is very entertaining, but it also has a lot of negative stereotypes about Islam.
For example, one episode featured a woman who was struggling to find a husband because she didn’t want to convert to Islam. The woman was portrayed as being very stubborn and difficult to deal with. Another episode featured a woman who was getting divorced because her husband didn’t believe in arranged marriages. The woman was portrayed as being very trad and backward.
I have tried to talk to my husband about the show, but he doesn’t seem to understand why I’m so upset. He says that the show is just entertaining, and that he doesn’t think about it too much. I’m not sure what to do. I’m worried that my husband is starting to lose his faith, and that he’s becoming more and more islamophobic.
I don’t want to lose my husband, but I also don’t want to lose my faith. I feel like I’m caught between a rock and a hard place. I don’t know what to do.
If you have any advice, I would really appreciate it. Thank you.
Here

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2023-09-18T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In honor of the newest rdrama tradition, I present to you, a kitten sleeping on a flower
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +48 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} {IMG}
COMMENTS:
Dramacel +3m +12 / -0
:#cryingatcuteness:

Modern_Major_Jefferal +20m +9 / -0
:#marseyfluffypat:

  MenAreWorst +2m +7 / -0
  :marseyfingerhearts::marseyfingerhearts::marseyfingerhearts::marseyfingerhearts:

Cathedral +32m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  MenAreWorst +1m +3 / -0
  I mean, we're not at the point where you can post this pic without being cancelled

    Cathedral +1m +3 / -0
    I’m not, I’m just adding to the kitty thread

      MenAreWorst +1m +3 / -0
      You got me
      I'm just being a bit dramatic

        Cathedral +3m +3 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:

          MenAreWorst +5m +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            Cathedral +2m +3 / -0
            :#marseybooba:

MenAreWorst +43s +4 / -0
@aca

  ACA +3m +5 / -0
  :#marseyandjesus:

    MenAreWorst +1m +4 / -0
    :marseyandjesus::marseyandjesus::marseyandjesus:

KinoBushido +2h +2 / -0
It's a little guy

  MenAreWorst +3m +2 / -0
  :marseyfluffyannoyed:

  MenAreWorst +1m +2 / -0
  I'm not a guy

    KinoBushido +2h +1 / -0
    :#marseyflirt:

      MenAreWorst +1m +2 / -0
      {IMG

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2024-07-21T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Some guy from r/survivinginfidelity makes a video about his ex wife cheating on him and asks for help. In the comments of the video he finds out that she is posting about him on reddit. And that his wife has a new reddit account
URL: {REDDIT: r/SurvivingInfidelity update_i_have_finally_posted_my_video_on}
VOTES: +161 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Context
Original post
{REDDIT: r/SurvivingInfidelity im_never_getting_over_this}
And another post
{REDDIT: r/SurvivingInfidelity im_never_getting_over_this}
This is the video he posted on YouTube and how his wife found it
{YOUTUBE}
His wife then made a post about him on reddit
{REDDIT: r/SurvivingInfidelity i_cannot_believe_the_amount_of_bullying_this}
The man then makes a post on reddit saying that his wife is on reddit
{REDDIT: r/SurvivingInfidelity update_i_have_finally_posted_my_video_on}
COMMENTS:
Jewdanksdad +1h +89 / -1
> His wife then made a post about him on reddit
:#marseyxd:

  MenAreWorst +1m +39 / -1
  :marseyxd:
  Me too

  BigBlackCockatiel +1h +26 / -1
  So what's the next step?
  :#marseydomesticabuse:

    KangThaConqueror +24m +22 / -1
    if she has a new reddit account maybe shes open to a second marriage :marseythinkorino:

      BigBlackCockatiel +4m +18 / -1
      :#marseybegging:

        KangThaConqueror +3m +13 / -1
        :#marseytabletired2:

          BigBlackCockatiel +1m +12 / -1
          Don't worry. It's just a hypothetical situation.

            KangThaConqueror +2m +12 / -1
            :#marseytabletired:

  Drunkdriver

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2023-12-14T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The latest post from the sub ' 4chan ' is...a youtube video, of 1984? :marsey1984: :marseyobey: :marsey40k: :marsey40k: :marsey40k:
URL: {REDDIT: r/4chan 1984}
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cream_a_da_crop +26m +2 / -0
I want to meet a guy like this so bad :marseygiveup:

  MenAreWorst +4m +2 / -0
  You can come to my basement. I have lots of fun toys there.....otts

    Cream_a_da_crop +2m +2 / -0
    :marseyshy2:

      MenAreWorst +5m +2 / -0
      :marseyblowkiss:.otts

MenAreWorst +4m +2 / -0
@Vegeta
A lot of people in the comments are saying, that this is a parody of 1984
But, maybe, this is a parody of 2001 or 2004?.ott.ott.ott.ott.otts

  johnnypoop +1m +1 / -0
  1984 is so fucking based I love how it's the most effective censorship technique. Even the people who are censored don't know they're censored

    MenAreWorst +2m +1 / -0
    So, what I'm hearing is, that you are a 1984 enjoyer?
    Also, you don't like cats, do you?
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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2023-09-08T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is there a specific site for nonstop drama about drag queens?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +31 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I can't keep up with it on reddit, as it's split across like 5 different subs
COMMENTS:
BWC +1h +20 / -0
https://x.com/Hasan_Piker
https://x.com/Hasan_Piker/with_replies
https://x.com/Hasan_Piker/likes
!ranchers @MenAreWorst

  MenAreWorst +1h +7 / -0
  Hasan is right
  Trans lives matter

    BWC +1h +4 / -0
    {IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +1h +4 / -0
  :marseyxd:

  nun01 +1h +4 / -0
  This is like 1000 times less funny than it sounds

    BWC +57m +3 / -0
    I am just shitting on Hasan for being a wingcucked retard, the Hasan x Drag Queen is the more funny part.

  weiguksa +4h +2 / -0
  I'm glad I blocked him.

  JohnDevereaux +8h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +14 / -0
r/conservative

  MenAreWorst +53s +12 / -0
  But I don't wanna go there
  Trans lives matter

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +7 / -0
    r/conservative

      MenAreWorst +28s +10 / -0
      But I don't wanna go there
      Trans lives matter

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +42s +9 / -0
        r/conservative

          MenAreWorst +2m +9 / -0
          But I don't wanna go there
          Trans lives matter

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +11 / -0
            r/conservative

              MenAreWorst +1m +8 / -0
              But I don

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2023-06-25T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Check out this new post from my favorite lolcow
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes on_my_34th_birthday_i_realized_i_was_never_gonna}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes on_my_34th_birthday_i_realized_i_was_never_gonna}
'On my 34th birthday, I realized I was never gonna be a mother'
'If I have any children in my future, they will be adopted'
COMMENTS:
MenAreWorst +2m +11 / -0
@xy
'On my 34th birthday, I realized I was never gonna be a mother'
'If I have any children in my future, they will be adopted'
Please add this post to sidebar
I want to give my followers a new gift

  carpathianflorist +5m +9 / -0
  I’m not on desktop right now and I don’t want to bother to make a new account for a throwaway to get around Reddit’s insane account creation process but the account creation page should have an option to “add to sidebar” and the post itself should have that too
  You can’t add a post to the sidebar on mobile though, it doesn’t have that option

    MenAreWorst +1m +6 / -0
    Can I add it to sidebar with this account?
    Or do you mean that I need a new one?

      carpathianflorist +5m +7 / -0
      You can’t add a post to the sidebar on mobile at all, the option doesn’t appear. You need to log in on desktop to add a post to the sidebar. The button to add to sidebar is on the post itself on desktop, and there’s also a sidebar button in the admin menu.

        MenAreWorst +1m +6 / -0
        So I need to log in on desktop to add a post to the sidebar. The button to add to sidebar is on the post itself on desktop, and there’s also a sidebar button in the admin menu.
        Ok, I have an account on desktop

          carpathianflorist +1m +5 / -0

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2023-10-23T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit account of a random train started getting brigaded by a bunch of far right neo Nazis. She's a self proclaimed 'conservative' larping as a lesbian. She posts in r/askconservatives and r/conservative. Now she's posting in r/conservative 'help' threads. Also posts in r/lesbians. So now she's posting in r/conservatives 'do you think trans women are women' threads. Also she's posting in r/lesbians asking the community if they would date a trans woman. Also she's posting in r/conservative 'do you think trans women are women' threads. Also she's posting in r/lesbians asking the community if they would date a trans woman. Also she's posting in r/conservative 'do you think trans women are women' threads. Also she's posting in r/lesbians asking the community if they would date a trans woman.
URL: {REDDIT: r/Conservative this_is_the_first_time_i_ever_been_called_a}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/Conservative this_is_the_first_time_i_ever_been_called_a}
{REDDIT: r/Conservative this_is_the_first_time_i_ever_been_called_a}
COMMENTS:
X +2m +4 / -0
lol

WildStar +5m +2 / -0
{IMG}

  MenAreWorst +6m +3 / -0
  She's a self proclaimed 'conservative' larping as a lesbian. She posts in r/askconservatives and r/conservative. Now she's posting in r/conservative 'help' threads. Also posts in r/lesbians. So now she's posting in r/conservatives 'do you think trans women are women' threads. Also she's posting in r/lesbians asking the community if they would date a trans woman. Also she's posting in r/conservative 'do you think trans women are women' threads. Also she's posting in r/lesbians asking the community if they would date a trans woman. Also she's posting in r/conservative 'do you think trans women are women' threads. Also she's posting in

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2022-07-22T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Transphobes of r/transpets don't like a trans pet owner story
URL: {REDDIT: r/transpets we_got_a_new_pet_today}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The top comment in this thread is a transphobic bigot who is upset about a trans person's pet. This is not acceptable. Please do better.
COMMENTS:
LarpingofIsaac +1h +1 / -0
> u/TransPets
:marseyxd:entent

  MenAreWorst +4m +1 / -0
  Yeah, if I'm not wrong, it's an rdrama bait sub.

    LarpingofIsaac +1m +1 / -0
    :marseyagree:ent:trans:

      MenAreWorst +4m +1 / -0
      I wonder how many people, who are not from here, fell for itent

        LarpingofIsaac +1m +1 / -0
        :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :m

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2024-09-25T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Drama on r/eyeblech when a user posts a photo of a young woman with eye injuries and a sign
URL: {REDDIT: r/eyeblech please_take_the_sign_down}
VOTES: +46 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
'Please take the sign down'
{REDDIT: r/eyeblech please_take_the_sign_down}
'What is she doing?'
{REDDIT: r/eyeblech please_take_the_sign_down}
'What the fuck?'
{REDDIT: r/eyeblech please_take_the_sign_down}
'Is that a warning?'
{REDDIT: r/eyeblech please_take_the_sign_down}
'What the actual fuck is this?'
{REDDIT: r/eyeblech please_take_the_sign_down}
'What's wrong with her eyes?'
{REDDIT: r/eyeblech please_take_the_sign_down}
COMMENTS:
BigBlackCockatiel +1h +18 / -0
:#marseybrainletclapping:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +13 / -0
:#marseyemojirofl:

LizWarren2028 +3h +13 / -0
They just don't understand that sometimes you have to suffer for your art
{IMG}

  G-PIG +44m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

  MenAreWorst +1h +5 / -0
  this is what happens when you don't take 5 years of mandatory art history classes in college
  and then you get a degree in something else and become a reddit mod

  BigBlackCockatiel +1d +3 / -0
  :#marseysoutherner:

GooooooldMember +2h +6 / -0
!foidmoment

911roofer +2h +5 / -0
What the fuck is wrong with these people?

  MenAreWorst +1h +3 / -0
  they are redditors

  BigBlackCockatiel +1d +2 / -0
  I guess the best way to describe it is
  :#marseywomanmoment2:

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2023-03-12T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A lot of bigots on r/TrueOffMyChest are doubting my experience as a trans woman
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest a_lot_of_bigots_on_rtrueoffmychest_are_doubting}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +2m +16 / -0
> as a trans woman
{GIF}

  MenAreWorst +3m +6 / -0
  So true
  Trans women are women
  Bigot

MenAreWorst +1m +11 / -0
@idio3
I did not get my drama coin back.
Did you even read my post?

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +12 / -0
  The ping award does not refund you for pings. If I ping you, I’m not paying you.

    MenAreWorst +4m +8 / -0
    I actually paid for the post.
    I wanted to create a new post about 1980s and 90s Russian rock music.
    But I got this shit instead.
    So I'm trying to get my drama coin back, so I could create the post
    But no, instead I got the wrong shit
    So I'm trying to get my drama coin back, so I could create the post
    But no, instead I got the wrong shit
    So I'm trying to get my drama coin back, so I could create the post
    But no, instead I got the wrong shit

      Nixoncrats_for_trump +51s +10 / -0
      You’re the one who spent 150 DC on the post, you’re getting paid. You can always make more.

        MenAreWorst +1m +10 / -0
        NO
        I SPENT 300 DC
        150 FOR THE PING
        150 FOR THE POST
        AND THIS IS NOT ABOUT ROCK MUSIC

          Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +10 / -0
          Again, you’re the one who paid for it. You’re getting paid. You can always make

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2024-03-17T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Newtoss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +1m +6 / -0
:marseyclappingglasses:
I'm going to steal this one

MenAreWorst +1m +5 / -0
@Aevann
@carpathianflorist
I have a confession
I'm actually a @pizzashill alt
Can you unban me from h/bongland?

  X +5m +5 / -0
  i'm a @pizzashill alt too

    MenAreWorst +4m +5 / -0
    @Aevann
    @carpathianflorist
    I'm actually @x alt too
    Can you unban me from h/bongland?

      X +1m +4 / -0
      i'm not even a @pizzashill alt :marseyraging:

        MenAreWorst +1m +4 / -0
        @Aevann
        @carpathianflorist
        I'm actually @x alt too
        Can you unban me from h/bongland?

          X +43s +3 / -0
          :#marseyraging:

            MenAreWorst +2m +3 / -0
            @Aevann
            @carpathianflorist
            I'm actually @x alt too
            Can you unban me from h/bongland?

  BigBussyHunter +1m +2 / -0
  > I'm actually a @pizzashill alt
  :marseypikachu2:

    MenAreWorst +1m +2 / -0
    @Aevann
    @carpathianflorist
    I'm actually a @pizzashill alt
    Can you unban me from h/bongland?

      BigBussyHunter +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyshook:

        MenAreWorst +1m +2 / -0
        @Aevann
        @carpathianflorist
        I'm actually a

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2022-04-27T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: As a result of my previously posted kitten pics, I have been commissioned to make a kitten thread by a certain user. I accept this task.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm looking for kitten pics, videos, gifs, memes, kitten memes, kitten gifs, kitten videos, kitten pics, kitten pics with gifs, kitten memes with kitten gifs, kitten pics with kitten memes, kitten gifs with kitten memes, kitten gifs with kitten memes with kitten pics, kitten memes with kitten gifs with kitten memes.
No kitten pics with kitten gifs with kitten memes with kitten pics.
No kitten pics with kitten gifs with kitten memes with kitten pics with kitten gifs.
COMMENTS:
X +1m +17 / -0
{IMG}

  MenAreWorst +2m +15 / -0
  {IMG}

    Dramamine +1h +14 / -0
    {IMG}

      MenAreWorst +1m +8 / -0
      {IMG}

    D +1h +6 / -0
    :marseylove:

      MenAreWorst +3m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

  Maximus +1m +10 / -0
  :marseyangel:

MenAreWorst +2m +13 / -0
{IMG}

  Maximus +1m +11 / -0
  :marseylove:

MenAreWorst +1m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  Maximus +1m +10 / -0
  :marseylove:

MenAreWorst +1m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  Maximus +1m +11 / -0
  :marseylove:

MenAreWorst +1m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  Maximus +1m +11 / -0
  :marseylove:

MenAreWorst +1m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  Maximus +1m +11 / -0
  :marseylove:

MenAreWorst +1m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  Maximus +1m +10 / -

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2024-05-28T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 'I'm sick of the bullshit': 67-year-old makes Twitter post about being 'battered' by her 19-year-old boyfriend
URL: https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/national/im-sick-bullshit-67-year-old-32170630
VOTES: +78 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
'I'm sick of the bullshit': 67-year-old makes Twitter post about being 'battered' by her 19-year-old boyfriend
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
ChristoffWChanderson +1h +52 / -0
:#marseywould:

  MenAreWorst +1m +23 / -0
  {IMG}

  Redactor0 +1h +19 / -0
  At this point I don't know what's worse: The person who would or the person who wouldn't.

    jesus +14h +5 / -0
    :#marseymid: :#marseywouldnt:

  jesus +15h +12 / -0
  :#marseyblind:

  jesus +15h +12 / -0
  :#marseyblind:

  jesus +15h +12 / -0
  :#marseyblind:

  jesus +15h +12 / -0
  :#marseyblind:

  jesus +15h +12 / -0
  :#marseyblind:

  jesus +15h +12 / -0
  :#marseyblind:

  jesus +15h +12 / -0
  :#marseyblind:

  jesus +15h +12 / -0
  :#marseyblind:

  jesus +15h +12 / -0
  :#marseyblind:

  jesus +15h +12 / -0
  :#marseyblind:

  jesus +15h +12 / -0
  :#marseyblind:

  jesus +15h +

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2023-09-27T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Very dramatic post about capeshit and capeshit toys. Is it really hard to see a pattern here?
URL: {REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama rmarvelstudios_debates_if_the_recent_marvel}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MenAreWorst +1m +8 / -0
SRDines are so dumb
{REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama rmarvelstudios_debates_if_the_recent_marvel}

  ABC +3m +6 / -0
  {REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama rmarvelstudios_debates_if_the_recent_marvel}
  > What’s the difference between them? They’re all the same thing. Why does it matter if it’s a toy, a game, a movie, a show, a comic? They’re all just the same thing.
  :marseyemojirofl:

    HarryTrumanDorisDay +4m +4 / -0
    > They’re all just the same thing.
    This is why I like capeshit, it's just a big thing :marseyexcited:

    MenAreWorst +1m +3 / -0
    This is the same person who will tell you that all capeshit movies are bad, but there are gems in the sea of shit.

    TR +1h +2 / -0
    > They’re all just the same thing.
    :#marseysoypoint2:

MenAreWorst +1m +3 / -0
{REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama rmarvelstudios_debates_if_the_recent_marvel}
'The most dramatic comment is this one lol
'This sub is unironically insufferable, if it weren't for the fact that it's full of normies and they're all the same type of person it would be so easy to troll.
'People who actually care about this shit make me wanna fedpost.

  ABC +3m +3 / -0
  > People who actually care about this shit make me wanna fedpost.
  :marseyfedpostyes:

    MenAreWorst +2m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2022-02-16T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A classic r/drama meme about black women made it's way to r/TwoXChromosomes and even worse, got 200+ upvotes. Guess what happens next?
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_went_to_my_first_gym_and_the_instead_of_the}
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Even worse, it's a repost.
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +25 / -0
:marseykingcrown:
:marseyking:
:marseybased:

Dramacel +55m +17 / -0
>holy shit that meme is pretty fucked up, that's not even a joke. It's just mocking a group of people for something they have no control over.
>you can't even be a woman in the US without being mocked and degraded. what the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>[It’s not a joke. It’s the truth. They are mocking black women for having cellulite, and cellulite is a naturally occurring phenomenon in women. That’s what the meme is mocking. It’s not a joke.]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_went_to_my_first_gym_and_the_instead_of_the})
:#marseyxd: :#marseyxd:
>weird, a lot of people are saying this is a joke but i dont see a punchline. are they just mocking black women for cellulite? that's fucked up.
>>[it's mocking black women for having cellulite. it's not a joke. it's making fun of a naturally occurring phenomenon in women.]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_went_to_my_first_gym_and_the_instead_of_the})
>>>[It's not making fun of it, it's making fun of black women. The punchline is black women.]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_went_to_my_first_gym_and_the_instead_of_the})
>>>>[it's mocking black women for having cellulite. it's not a joke. it's making fun of a naturally occurring phenomenon in women.]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_went_to_my_first_gym

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2023-11-05T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I don't think I've seen a foid post in the last 18 hours. It's a good time to make a post about an actual female user. A mayo, who became a tranny. Not an actual foid, but I'd like to say that she's a good person. Also the least annoying one. No one hated her, she didn't get bullied, no one made fun of her. She actually has friends and people who cared about her. So I think it's a good time to make a post about her
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +74 / -5
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
MenAreWorst +2m +25 / -0
I don't think I've seen a foid post in the last 18 hours. It's a good time to make a post about an actual female user. A mayo, who became a tranny. Not an actual foid, but I'd like to say that she's a good person. Also the least annoying one. No one hated her, she didn't get bullied, no one made fun of her. She actually has friends and people who cared about her. So I think it's a good time to make a post about her
{IMG}
{IMG}

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +27 / -1
  Omg im not that ugly

    MenAreWorst +1m +14 / -0
    {IMG}
    {IMG}

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +14 / -1
      {IMG}
      {IMG}

        MenAreWorst +3m +12 / -0
        {IMG}
        {IMG}

          Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +13 / -1
          {IMG}
          {IMG}

            MenAreWorst +4m +11 / -0
            {IMG}
            {IMG}

              Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +10 / -1
              {IMG}
              {IMG}

                MenAreWorst +5m +11 / -0
                {IMG}
                {IMG}

                  Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +9 / -1
                  {IMG

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2024-03-10T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: As a reminder, this is what an actual 'gaming circlejerk' subreddit looks like. It's full of people who have the same kind of personalities as you
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoBestFriendsPlay as_a_reminder_this_is_what_an_actual_gaming}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I only linked to this post because of the title
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +52m +6 / -0
We are the last bastion of the circlejerk sub

MenAreWorst +1m +4 / -0
The best part of this post is that OP in question is a furry porn artist
A lot of gaming circlejerk subs are basically just for porn posting and or furry porn posting

  SpookyFartMan69 +52m +2 / -0
  Circlejerk subs are just for porn posting

  Haberdasher +2h +2 / -0
  Circlejerk subs have always been porn subs, which is why they've been hated since they first started.

GlowieKong +3h +3 / -0
>How do you know they don't have the same personalities as me?
:#marseychonkerfoidindignant2:

  MenAreWorst +16m +2 / -0
  I know, cause they're all trans

    GlowieKong +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseyspit:
    ...and that's a GOOD thing!

  Haberdasher +1h +2 / -0
  They're redditors. You don't need to look for an overlap.

MenAreWorst +18m +2 / -0
@MenAreWorst am not sure if they have any self awareness or not
This was the post they linked to
{REDDIT: r/gamingcirclejerk so_its_officially_confirmed_that_microsoft_is}

  Haberdasher +2h +3 / -0
  They have no self-awareness, though they do think they're smarter than the other circlejerk subreddits.

    MenAreWorst +1m +3 / -

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2023-10-23T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Even more evidence that Neo Nazi's are actually not that bad. They just need to be taught proper morals.
URL: {REDDIT: r/interestingasfuck 1922_the_german_american_bund_was_a_nazi}
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The comments
COMMENTS:
HarryTrumanDorisDay +43m +12 / -0
> The people in the 1920s who were into the whole "White supremacy" thing were basically the same kind of people you see in the 2020s who are into the whole "anti-white" thing. People who are anti-social and have no friends. It's a very lonely life.
:#marseyhesright:

  ass_load_of_cum +1h +4 / -0
  the people in the 1920s who were into the whole white supremacy thing were basically the same kind of people you see in the 2020s who are into the whole white thing. People who are pro-social and have a lot of friends. It's a very sociable life.
  :#marseysociety2talking:

Szrotmistrz +15m +9 / -0
I thought that was a post about a German Nazi organization in the US, not a US Nazi organization in Germany. I have no idea how I would have reacted if I was there to see that. I feel like I would have tried to start a fight with the Nazis, but if someone had punched me for it I would have tried to punch him back.

  MenAreWorst +4m +5 / -0
  You would have been able to take a picture with them and receive a medal and a cake

    Szrotmistrz +15m +5 / -0
    I would be proud to have my picture taken with them.
    I would also be proud of the cake and the medal.

  TheAudacityOfCope +1h +3 / -0
  That was a German Nazi org in the US

    Szrotmistrz +1m +4 / -0
    I'm aware.
    I just was confused by the title and my post was a tangent.

Aba +1h +6

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2023-07-26T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A little bit of drama and foid nonsense in a post about a polycule which is not a polycule
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice update_my_34m_girlfriend_32f_is_having_an}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +2h +6 / -0
> I can’t believe how many people are calling me toxic for trying to help her.
:#marseyxdoubt:

MenAreWorst +1m +5 / -0
'why don't you want to be poly?'
'because I'm not poly'
'but you have a girlfriend'
'and?'
'you need to be poly'

MenAreWorst +3m +5 / -0
'you are a little bitch for asking to fuck your gf with other guys'
'and why are you asking to fuck your gf with other guys?'
'because she wants to'
'and why?'
'because she is a woman'
'and why?'
'because she is a woman'

MenAreWorst +2m +4 / -0
'why are you calling a poly person a cuck?'
'because he is a cuck'
'and why?'
'because he is a cuck'
'and why?'
'because he is a cuck'
'and why?'
'because he is a cuck'@t

MenAreWorst +1m +4 / -0
'why are you asking to fuck your gf with other guys?'
'because she wants to'
'and why?'
'because she is a woman'
'and why?'
'because she is a woman'@t

MenAreWorst +1m +4 / -0
'why are you calling a poly person a cuck?'
'because he is a cuck'
'and why?'
'because he is a cuck'
'and why?'
'because he is a cuck'
'and why?'
'because he is a cuck'@t

MenAreWorst +2m +4 / -0
'why are you calling a poly person a cuck?'
'because he is a cuck'
'and why?'
'because he

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2023-07-21T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Are we the good guys?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyembrace::marseyvampirelove::marseyandjesus::marseyandjesus::marseyandjesus::marseyandjesus::marseyandjesus::marseyandjesus:
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +21m +1 / -0
Yes you

  MenAreWorst +2m +2 / -0
  But I want to be the good guy

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +2 / -0
    You are my good guy :#marseylove:

      MenAreWorst +1m +2 / -0
      I thought you were a bad guy
      :marseysad: you

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseyheart: you

          MenAreWorst +2m +2 / -0
          :marseyshy5:

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseyhearts:

              MenAreWorst +1m +2 / -0
              :marseyjumpscare: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffyannoyed: :marseyfluffylove: :marseyfluffypat: :marseyfluffypat: :marseyfluffypat: :marseyfluffypat: :marseyfluffypat:

                DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +43s +2 / -0
                :#marseyhearts:

                  MenAreWorst +2m +2 / -0
                  :marseyfluffyannoyed:

                    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +2 / -0
                    :#marseyhearts:

                      MenAreWorst +1m +2 / -0
                      :marseyfluffy:

                        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
                        :#

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2023-12-27T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Weekly animal post # 10
This time it's about a cat and some r/aww drama
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
So today I want to share this picture with you
It's a cat named Marmelade
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
Now, some drama
Earlier this month r/aww was almost destroyed by a single pic of a cat with a shirt on it
{REDDIT: r/aww awwwwwwwwww}
'Oh no, I did something wrong! I can't go outside or talk to people or do anything I want. I'm so sorry.'
'Oh no, I did something wrong! I can't go outside or talk to people or do anything I want. I'm so sorry.'
'I can't go outside or talk to people or do anything I want. I'm so sorry.'
'What? No, you can't go outside or talk to people or do anything I want. I'm so sorry.'
'What? No, you can't go outside or talk to people or do anything I want. I'm so sorry.'
'What? No, you can't go outside or talk to people or do anything I want. I'm so sorry.'
'What? No, you can't go outside or talk to people or do anything I want. I'm so sorry.'
'What? No, you can't go outside or talk to people or do anything I want. I'm so sorry.'
'What? No, you can't go outside or talk to people or do anything I want. I'm so sorry.'
'What? No, you can't go outside or talk to people or do anything I want. I'm so sorry.'
'What? No, you can't go outside or talk to people or do anything I want. I'm so sorry.'
'What? No, you can't go outside or talk to people or do anything I want. I'm so sorry.'
'What? No, you can't go outside or talk to people or do anything I want. I'm so sorry.'
'What? No, you can't go outside or talk to people or do anything I want. I'm so sorry.'
'What? No, you can't go outside or

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2022-05-17T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/entertainment is literally a transphobic subreddit. Marsey the cat :marseytroublemaker: has a hilarious post about it.
URL: {REDDIT: r/entertainment netflix_has_removed_its_sweet_home_alabama_from}
VOTES: +55 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +4m +62 / -0
> I wish the film was better. I was excited for it, but it’s hard to watch a film and feel like it’s really not trying to say anything. It’s like a Disney movie where they get the right answer on the first try and there’s no learning to be done.
This is the person calling you a dumb transphobe

  MenAreWorst +1m +39 / -0
  'It’s like a Disney movie where they get the right answer on the first try and there’s no learning to be done.'
  Holy shit, I don't know if it's a troll or not
  But how is this person alive?

    carpathianflorist +3m +32 / -0
    It’s like a Disney movie where they get the right answer on the first try and there’s no learning to be done.

      MenAreWorst +1m +27 / -0
      And the film is supposedly a drama.

      TheOverSeether +1h +17 / -0
      >It’s like a Disney movie where they get the right answer on the first try and there’s no learning to be done.
      It's like a Disney movie where they get the right answer on the first try and there's no learning to be done.

        H +1h +10 / -0
        It's like a Disney movie where they get the right answer on the first try and there's no learning to be done.

      johannesalthusius +5h +5 / -0
      It's like a Disney movie where they get the right answer on the first try and there's no learning to be done.

  BrokeBackBuck +1h +10 / -0
  It's like a Disney movie where they get the right answer on the first try and there's no learning to

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2022-02-02T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A drama post about fat black woman, trains and anime
URL: {REDDIT: r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2 this_is_what_a_woman_looks_like}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Bonus points, a drama post about fat black woman, trains and anime
COMMENTS:
Deforested +18m +8 / -0
A fat black woman? But i thought that was impossible.

  MenAreWorst +47s +4 / -0
  This is why we need more black representation in anime
  {IMG}

    Deforested +1m +5 / -0
    >not a fat black anime girl
    {IMG}

      MenAreWorst +1m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

        Deforested +1m +4 / -0
        {IMG}

          MenAreWorst +1m +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            Deforested +2m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              MenAreWorst +1m +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                Deforested +1m +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MenAreWorst +1m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Deforested +1m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      MenAreWorst +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Deforested +2m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          MenAreWorst +2m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Deforested +3m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +1 / -0
              {IMG}

                Deforested +2m +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +1 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Deforested +1m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +1 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Deforested +3m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Marse

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2025-03-09T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A little drama about bald capybaras
URL: {REDDIT: r/wholesomememes look_at_them_baldies}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A comments. you to! :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marse

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2023-05-04T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My dear trans sisters and brothers, are we safe in the uk? In the us? In Europe? In Africa? In Asia? In Oceania? In South America?
URL: {REDDIT: r/ftm my_dear_trans_sisters_and_brothers_are_we_safe_in}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
For some reason this post was removed by jannies?
But here's the text
"Hello. I'm a 16 year old trans man. I was wondering, are we safe in the uk? In the us? In Europe? In Africa? In Asia? In Oceania? In South America?
Do we need to move? I feel like I'm in a constant state of anxiety that I'm going to be killed by a transphobe. I don't know where to go. I don't know who to ask. I don't know where to go. I don't know who to ask. I don't know where to go. I don't know who to ask. I don't know where to go. I don't know who to ask. I don't know where to go. I don't know who to ask. I don't know where to go. I don't know who to ask. I don't know where to go. I don't know who to ask. I don't know where to go. I don't know who to ask. I don't know where to go. I don't know who to ask. I don't know where to go. I don't know who to ask. I don't know where to go. I don't know who to ask. I don't know where to go. I don't know who to ask. I don't know where to go. I don't know who to ask. I don't know where to go. I don't know who to ask. I don't know where to go. I don't know who to ask. I don't know where to go. I don't know who to ask. I don't know where to go. I don't know who to ask. I don't know where to go. I don't know who to ask. I don't know where to go. I don't know who to ask. I don't know where to go. I

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2024-05-14T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New 'toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MenAreWorst +1m +18 / -0
Lol this one is fucking great
{IMG}

  Dick_Dastardly +3m +15 / -0
  {IMG}

    MenAreWorst +3m +9 / -0
    {IMG}
    {IMG}
    {IMG}
    {IMG}

      Dick_Dastardly +1m +7 / -0
      :#marseyxd:

  MenAreWorst +53s +9 / -0
  {IMG}
  This one is too

  MenAreWorst +27s +8 / -0
  {IMG}
  this one too

  MenAreWorst +1m +7 / -0
  {IMG}
  this one too

    MenAreWorst +20s +6 / -0
    {IMG}
    this one too

      MenAreWorst +51s +6 / -0
      {IMG}
      this one too

        MenAreWorst +22s +6 / -0
        {IMG}
        this one too

          MenAreWorst +14s +6 / -0
          {IMG}
          this one too

            MenAreWorst +19s +6 / -0
            {IMG}
            this one too

              MenAreWorst +20s +7 / -0
              {IMG}
              this one too

                MenAreWorst +30s +7 / -0
                {IMG}
                this one too

                  MenAreWorst +1m +6 / -0
                  {IMG}
                  this one too

                    MenAreWorst +1m +6 / -0
                    {IMG}
                    this one too

                      MenAreWorst +1m +6 / -0
                      {IMG}
                      this one too

                        MenAreWorst +24s +5 / -0
                        {IMG}
                        this one too

                          MenAreWorst +33s +5 / -0
                          {IMG}
                          this one

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2023-09-18T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In a twist of irony, a bunch of radical centrist drama queens of r/facepalm, the one sub where you can't call anyone a nazi, Nazi apologists or a fascist, can't handle a kitten pic.
URL: {REDDIT: r/facepalm i_cant_handle_this}
VOTES: +76 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
'that's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'he's a cute kitten'
'he's a heckin cute kitten'
'

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2023-07-24T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A good ol post on r/menwritingwomen
Men write women as if they have no real opinions on anything, which is why I always assume the characters are women in a gay relationship
URL: {REDDIT: r/menwritingwomen men_write_women_as_if_they_have_no_real_opinions}
VOTES: +62 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Men write women as if they have no real opinions on anything, which is why I always assume the characters are women in a gay relationship
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +2m +64 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseymanysuchcases:
{IMG}
:#marseyxd:

  TheOverSeether +2m +32 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:
  > Do you know why they are in a relationship with each other? Because they are women. Men wouldn’t understand that.
  > They could also be gay men. Gay men can be just as emotionally damaged as women.
  > Women in a gay relationship can be just as emotionally damaged as men. That’s my point.
  :#marseyschizowall:
  > [–]Aleshia-15 1 point 1 day ago
  > Why would you assume they are gay? There are many non gay relationships where neither party is emotionally damaged.
  > [–]Rebbit23 0 points 1 day ago
  > Why would you assume they aren’t gay?
  :#marseybangfast:
  > [–]Rebbit23 0 points 1 day ago
  > If you’re not gay, you’re not going to get it.
  :#marseybrainlet:
  > [–]Aleshia-15 0 points 1 day ago
  > You don’t know if they are gay or not. You’re just assuming. I’m assuming they are straight.
  :#marseyseethe:
  > [–]Rebbit23 0 points 1 day ago
  > I’m not assuming. It’s the most realistic assumption. Why would you assume?
  :#marseyretard2:
  I love these autistic people.

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2022-02-01T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Drama on r/TwoXChromosomes when a foid posts about her dad who is an Uber driver in a post about how women are treated in Uber.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes ride_sharing_services_are_a_dangerous_little}
VOTES: +76 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
'He was using the app to try to make money to pay for my college, and I would help him whenever I could. He had no way to make money except the app. He was in debt for the car he was driving and needed money to pay that off. He was a good man and a good father.
I am a strong independent woman, and I knew I was, but I didn't realize how strong until I was in that situation. I told him I would make him money, and I would go to school. I would do whatever I had to do to get him out of that situation. I knew I was strong, but I didn't realize how strong until I was in that situation.
I would make him money by working part-time, and I would go to school. I would do whatever I had to do to get him out of that situation. I knew I was strong, but I didn't realize how strong until I was in that situation.
I would make him money by working part-time, and I would go to school. I would do whatever I had to do to get him out of that situation. I knew I was strong, but I didn't realize how strong until I was in that situation.
I would make him money by working part-time, and I would go to school. I would do whatever I had to do to get him out of that situation. I knew I was strong, but I didn't realize how strong until I was in that situation.
I would make him money by working part-time, and I would go to school. I would do whatever I had to do to get him out of that situation. I knew I was strong, but I didn't realize how strong until I was in that situation.
I would make him money by working part-time, and I would go to school. I would do whatever I had to do to get him out of that situation. I knew I was strong, but I didn't realize how strong until I was in that situation.
I

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2022-05-17T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In case you guys need some positivity and happiness, a kitten video. Not drama, just cute kittens
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
No drama, just kittens
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +7m +4 / -0
:marseylove:

MenAreWorst +2m +2 / -0
Another one
{YOUTUBE}

MenAreWorst +10m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}ed kitten

  MenAreWorst +2m +2 / -0
  And another one
  {YOUTUBE}

    MenAreWorst +2m +2 / -0
    And one more
    {YOUTUBE}

MenAreWorst +7m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}kitten vs a fish

MenAreWorst +1m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

MenAreWorst +6m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

MenAreWorst +1m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

MenAreWorst +4m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

MenAreWorst +2m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

MenAreWorst +3m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

MenAreWorst +5m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

MenAreWorst +8m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}cute little kitten

MenAreWorst +6m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}cute kitten

MenAreWorst +10m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

MenAreWorst +10m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}kitten is sick, but still tries to play

MenAreWorst +5m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

MenAreWorst +10m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}cute kitten

MenAreWorst +10m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}kitten on a boat

MenAreWorst +10

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2022-06-04T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey kitten in pink
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +127 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +3m +18 / -0
cute!
:#marseyblush:

  MenAreWorst +1m +14 / -0
  She is

    X +56s +11 / -0
    cute marsey or cute man?

      MenAreWorst +1m +16 / -0
      Cute Marsey

        X +1m +14 / -0
        :#marseypat:

DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +2h +15 / -0
{IMG}

  MenAreWorst +1h +5 / -0
  I have a kitten pic for you too
  {IMG}

    DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +3m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

MenAreWorst +3m +13 / -0
{IMG}

  MenAreWorst +2m +10 / -0
  {IMG}

    MenAreWorst +44s +11 / -0
    {IMG}

      MenAreWorst +40s +9 / -0
      {IMG}

        MenAreWorst +31s +10 / -0
        {IMG}

          MenAreWorst +1m +11 / -0
          {IMG}

            MenAreWorst +1m +11 / -0
            {IMG}

              MenAreWorst +30s +10 / -0
              {IMG}

                MenAreWorst +52s +10 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MenAreWorst +1m +11 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    MenAreWorst +1m +10 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      MenAreWorst +1m +10 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        MenAreWorst +2m +10 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          MenAreWorst +39s +10 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            MenAreWorst +49s

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2022-02-22T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A drama that I somehow missed. It's a drama between two large groups of users on a subreddit for women who post their L's
URL: {REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy so_much_for_stick_together_fuck_the_moids}
VOTES: +58 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It starts with this post
{REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy so_much_for_stick_together_fuck_the_moids}
and leads to this
{REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy ffs}
Where the second group of users just starts calling the first one 'FDS bitches' and 'fake and gay'
{REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy ffs}
{REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy ffs}
{REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy ffs}
COMMENTS:
X +14m +48 / -0
> Seriously. I was a part of the FDS community for a while, but the amount of bullshit is insane. They will go on about "men" or "men in general" and then you find out that they're referring to one specific person that they're dating. They're just projecting and trying to make themselves look good.
> FDS is supposed to be a community of women supporting each other, but they're so quick to try to put each other down. I know that they have the "no catty" rule, but it's just ignored. I'm not sure why they're so obsessed with "owning" each other. I guess it's the only way they feel good about themselves?
#
> A lot of FDS posts are just women trying to “own” other women. They feel like they are “winning” because they are being catty, but it’s really just sad and pathetic.
lol it's just like rdrama
:marseyxd:

  KangThaConqueror +1h +27 / -0
  >A lot of FDS posts are just women trying to "own" other women. They feel like they are "winning" because they are being catty, but it's really just sad and pathetic.
  :marseyagree:

  MenAreWorst +2m +21 / -0
  Yup, I

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2022-01-01T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Local post about a local rdrama user gets posted on a local subreddit. People sneed about it
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_most_pitiful_human_behaviour_youve}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +4m +14 / -0
:#marseyjanny2:
{IMG}

  MenAreWorst +2m +9 / -0
  So I'm guessing people should never ever post about our drama?
  I think that's a great idea.

    X +11m +9 / -0
    {IMG}
    :#marseycrying:

      MenAreWorst +1m +6 / -0
      This is a great way to start 2022

        X +5m +10 / -0
        > The biggest problem is the lack of oversight and transparency of the admins. They were unaccountable, and they abused their power.
        > The only way to get the admins to do something about this site is to organize a coordinated protest, like a blackout or something. But that would require a lot of coordination, and I don't think we have the numbers or the willpower to make that happen.
        > The admins need to be held accountable for their actions, and they need to be forced to make the site better. Until then, we're just going to have to accept the site as it is and try to make the best of it.
        :#marseylaugh:
        {IMG}

          MenAreWorst +2m +5 / -0
          I mean - I'm not sure if it's a good idea to post about this site to other subs, but it is a good idea to make fun of reddit jannies.

            X +1m +5 / -0
            It's a good idea to make fun of reddit jannies regardless of the site you're posting it on :marseyagree:

              MenAreWorst +3m +4 / -0
              The only good reddit jannies are the ones who abuse their power and do it for free

                X +1m +4 / -0
                I see, so the jannies of this site are the good ones

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2025-04-22T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Never forget what they took from us :marseylibations:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +8 / -0
:#marseywould:

  MenAreWorst +1m +7 / -0
  I mean, I don't mind
  But
  :marseywould:
  {IMG}

    peepeehands +2m +9 / -0
    :#marseywould: :#marseywould: :#marseywould:

      MenAreWorst +1m +6 / -0
      {IMG}
      I know there's a lot of drama on r/mtf about them being 'too fat'
      But
      :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould:

MenAreWorst +2m +8 / -0
@peepeehands
This is what you got upvoted for
:marseyxd:

  peepeehands +3m +9 / -0
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}

    MenAreWorst +1m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

MenAreWorst +1m +6 / -0
{IMG}

  peepeehands +2m +7 / -0
  :#marseywould:

    MenAreWorst +1m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

  whyareyou +2h +2 / -0
  :marseywould:

MenAreWorst +4m +6 / -0
{IMG}

  peepeehands +4m +8 / -0
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}

    MenAreWorst +1m +6 / -0
    {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

      whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
      {IMG}

  whyareyou +2h +2 / -0
  :marsey

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2024-09-09T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Dementia Daddy of the US, is finally taking advice from his doctors and is now doing a little bit of self care. We are all very happy for him
URL: {REDDIT: r/facepalm trump_wearing_a_mask}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MenAreWorst +1m +8 / -0
'But he's the one who told all those people to wear masks, he's just doing what he said'
-actual comment

  peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
  the cognitive dissonance is strong

    MenAreWorst +1m +6 / -0
    He's the one who made it illegal to wear masks and called them a chinese conspiracy

      peepeehands +2m +6 / -0
      :#marseywrongthonk:

      whyareyou +2h +2 / -0
      I hope this is bait because it's too good to be true

whyareyou +2h +1 / -0
> Uhhhh, wasn't it Trump who said that masks were a Chinese conspiracy? Now he's the one wearing one. Curious.
> He also said he'd never wear a mask, then on a flight wore one. Curious.
> He also said that he had never had a cold, and that he never would. Curious.
> He also said that he didn't think Covid would spread to the US. Curious.
> He also said that Covid would "go away" on its own. Curious.
> He also said that masks didn't work. Curious.
> He also said that vaccines didn't work. Curious.
> He also said that Covid-19 was a hoax. Curious.
> He also said that masks were a hoax. Curious.
> He also said that vaccines were a hoax. Curious.
> He also said that Covid-19 was a hoax. Curious.
> He also said that Covid-19 was a hoax. Curious.
> He also said that Covid-19 was a hoax. Curious.
> He also said that Covid-19 was a hoax. Curious.
> He also said that Covid-19 was a

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2022-11-09T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have noticed that the most degenerate subs are the most heavily moderated. :marseyschizowall::marseyschizowave:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't know how to make a good title for this post.
Basically, I have noticed that the most degenerate subs are the most heavily moderated. A few examples.
r/196 is a highly moderated sub. A sub where the admins are involved. They are involved in 196. They are involved in the other coomer subs. They are involved in the other degenerate subs. They are involved in the subs that are heavily moderated. They are involved in the subs that are heavily moderated. They are involved in the subs that are heavily moderated. They are involved in the subs that are heavily moderated.
r/196 is a sub where the admins are involved. They are involved in 196. They are involved in the other coomer subs. They are involved in the other degenerate subs. They are involved in the subs that are heavily moderated. They are involved in the subs that are heavily moderated. They are involved in the subs that are heavily moderated. They are involved in the subs that are heavily moderated.
The reason is obvious. The admins are involved in the most degenerate subs. They are involved in the most heavily moderated subs. They are involved in the most heavily moderated subs. They are involved in the most heavily moderated subs.
The reason is obvious. The admins are involved in the most degenerate subs. They are involved in the most heavily moderated subs. They are involved in the most heavily moderated subs. They are involved in the most heavily moderated subs.
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +10 / -0
That's because they're the only ones with the manpower to enforce the rules. It's like how small towns have a lot of cops.

  MenAreWorst +1m +6 / -0
  Probably not that simple, but you are right.
  They are heavily involved in the most heavily moderated subs.
  They are heavily involved in the most heavily moderated subs.

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5m +4 / -0
    I'm not sure what you mean by "involved

========

AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2022-01-15T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foids mad, when they find out that it's not only moids who use r/drama. - in this case it's the userbase of r/actuallesbians
URL: {REDDIT: r/actuallesbians i_find_it_disturbing_that_ractuallesbians_is}
VOTES: +138 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Some threads from r/actuallesbians
{REDDIT: r/actuallesbians i_find_it_disturbing_that_ractuallesbians_is}
{REDDIT: r/actuallesbians i_find_it_disturbing_that_ractuallesbians_is}
{REDDIT: r/actuallesbians i_find_it_disturbing_that_ractuallesbians_is}
{REDDIT: r/actuallesbians i_find_it_disturbing_that_ractuallesbians_is}
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +11m +135 / -0
>As someone who has been called a “terf” many times on Reddit
Probably because they are one.

  MenAreWorst +2m +70 / -0
  Yes, I'm assuming they are all TERFy, and they are probably all underage.

    JonathanStench +12m +58 / -0
    >probably all underage
    I like how you can tell when a woman is underage by how she types. Its so obvious, its kind of funny.

      JonathanStench +21s +49 / -0
      >84 coins
      :#marseysoypoint:

        BigBussyHunter +1h +15 / -0
        :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint:

      UncleAbortion +43m +30 / -0
      >I'm a trans girl
      >I'm so embarrassed about my penis
      >I'm so sorry you have to be trans
      >I'm asexual now
      >I'm so ugly I can't get dates
      >I'm so happy I finally have a penis
      >I'm so happy I finally have a vagina
      >I'm so happy I finally have

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2024-04-06T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Marsey just dropped
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +85 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
MenAreWorst +2m +26 / -0
@Aevann
I did my best with the white outline
{IMG}

  Aevann +1m +13 / -0
  what are u trying to achieve with the white outline

    MenAreWorst +1m +12 / -0
    To make it look like a real cat

      Aevann +1m +16 / -0
      just submit it as it is

        MenAreWorst +1m +10 / -0
        {IMG}

          Aevann +58s +13 / -0
          what does it look like when its resized

            MenAreWorst +1m +11 / -0
            It looks like it's just a black spot

              Aevann +3m +14 / -0
              submit it as it is

                MenAreWorst +1m +13 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Aevann +53s +7 / -0
                  @carpathianflorist
                  :#marseythanks:

                    carpathianflorist +1m +6 / -0
                    :#marseythanks:

                    MenAreWorst +2m +5 / -0
                    Can I add a white outline?

                      Aevann +14m +4 / -0
                      @carpathianflorist
                      :#marseythanks:

                        carpathianflorist +1m +4 / -0
                        :#marseythanks:

                          MenAreWorst +1m +4 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            carpathianflorist +1m +3 / -0
                            :#marseythanks:

            MenAreWorst +1m +7 / -0
            {IMG}

              Aevann +3m +12 / -0
              submit it as it is

                MenAreWorst +1m +11 / -0
                {IMG}

                  A

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2024-01-19T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Warthunder, like all Russian games, has a problem with Russian players - one of them is a Nazi. The game's developers are attempting to stop this by updating the game's chat to automatically censor offensive words. People are not happy.
URL: {REDDIT: r/Warthunder warthunder_is_planning_to_add_word_censorship}
VOTES: +101 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Tl;dr - Russians are Nazis, developers don't want to deal with Russians, other players don't want to deal with censored words, developers have to deal with both sides.
Warthunder players are the most dramatic users on the internet. Here are some examples:
{REDDIT: r/Warthunder warthunder_is_planning_to_add_word_censorship}
{REDDIT: r/Warthunder warthunder_is_planning_to_add_word_censorship}
{REDDIT: r/Warthunder warthunder_is_planning_to_add_word_censorship}
{REDDIT: r/Warthunder warthunder_is_planning_to_add_word_censorship}
{REDDIT: r/Warthunder warthunder_is_planning_to_add_word_censorship}
{REDDIT: r/Warthunder warthunder_is_planning_to_add_word_censorship}
{REDDIT: r/Warthunder warthunder_is_planning_to_add_word_censorship}
{REDDIT: r/Warthunder warthunder_is_planning_to_add_word_censorship}
{REDDIT: r/Warthunder warthunder_is_planning_to_add_word_censorship}
{REDDIT: r/Warthunder warthunder_is_planning_to_add_word_censorship}
{REDDIT: r/Warthunder warthunder_is_planning_to_add_word_censorship}
{REDDIT: r/Warthunder warthunder_is_planning_to_add_word_censorship}
{REDDIT: r/Warthunder warthunder_is_planning_to_add_word_censorship}
{REDDIT: r/Warthunder warthunder_is_planning_to_add_word_censorship}
{REDDIT: r/Warthunder warthunder_is_planning_to_add_word_censorship}
{REDDIT: r/Warthunder

========

AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2023-07-05T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Male feminist posts on r/gamingcirclejerk about being a bad person, after saying that a foid who asked him not to hug her at a party was probably a sexual predator
URL: {REDDIT: r/Gamingcirclejerk it_turns_out_i_was_the_asshole}
VOTES: +79 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Another one {REDDIT: r/Gamingcirclejerk it_turns_out_i_was_the_asshole}
Him trying to not be an asshole and put himself in their shoes and imagining all the reasons why she might be an asshole
{REDDIT: r/Gamingcirclejerk it_turns_out_i_was_the_asshole}
Male feminist 'punching down' to 'feminists'
{REDDIT: r/Gamingcirclejerk it_turns_out_i_was_the_asshole}
COMMENTS:
Cathedral +16m +68 / -0
> I'm a massive asshole, but I'm trying to be better. I'm not perfect, and I'm sure I've done some fucked up things in the past, but I'm trying to be better
:marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

  STAN_ARTMS +2h +18 / -0
  >I'm trying to be better
  >I'm not perfect
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

  |V|askerade +2h +14 / -0
  > but I'm trying to be better
  That's the problem. Trying. Just do it and be better.

    bibbobnotabot +10h +2 / -0
    > but I'm trying to be better
    "I will never be good. I will be better"

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2023-01-03T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Meowr users are posting their L's
URL: {REDDIT: r/Meowr im_not_even_horny_just_wanting_someone_to_hang}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/Meowr meowr_users_are_posting_their_ls}
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +10m +10 / -0
> I'm 44 and single and I know I'm not going to meet anyone who is my age.
No shit.

  MenAreWorst +2m +4 / -0
  A 44 year old lesbian on Reddit is like a 35 year old incel on Reddit.
  Only difference is that at least incels will try to get laid.

    676974 +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseycope:

      MenAreWorst +3m +2 / -0
      I'm not even sure I'm coping or not.
      At 44 you should already have your family and children, but not all of us were born with the correct genes or raised by a loving mother.
      And I'm not even talking about biological children.

Hoes_mad +2h +3 / -0
> I'm 44 and single and I know I'm not going to meet anyone who is my age. There are tons of people that are only slightly older or younger than I am. But there are basically no people exactly my age. And I'm not looking to date someone 10 years older or younger. I just want someone who is exactly the same age as me. But I'm just not going to find that, so I'm just not going to date. That's ok. I can be happy without a relationship.
:#marseyitsover:

  rip_spal +1h +2 / -0
  > I'm not looking to date someone 10 years older or younger.
  > I can be happy without a relationship.
  :marseycope:
  > I'm not going to find that, so I'm just not going to date.
  :marseycope::marseycope::marseycope::marseycope::

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2023-01-27T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A rare men being funny moment in a meme subreddit. Women are not amused
URL: {REDDIT: r/ThatsInsane i_know_this_is_russian_trolling_but_they_are}
VOTES: +35 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MenAreWorst +3m +29 / -0
'Men are funny'
{REDDIT: r/ThatsInsane i_know_this_is_russian_trolling_but_they_are}
'Men are funny'
{REDDIT: r/ThatsInsane i_know_this_is_russian_trolling_but_they_are}
'Men are funny'
{REDDIT: r/ThatsInsane i_know_this_is_russian_trolling_but_they_are}
'Men are funny'
{REDDIT: r/ThatsInsane i_know_this_is_russian_trolling_but_they_are}
'Men are funny'
{REDDIT: r/ThatsInsane i_know_this_is_russian_trolling_but_they_are}
'Men are funny'
{REDDIT: r/ThatsInsane i_know_this_is_russian_trolling_but_they_are}
'Men are funny'
{REDDIT: r/ThatsInsane i_know_this_is_russian_trolling_but_they_are}
'Men are funny'
{REDDIT: r/ThatsInsane i_know_this_is_russian_trolling_but_they_are}

  MenAreWorst +2m +16 / -0
  'Men are funny'
  {REDDIT: r/ThatsInsane i_know_this_is_russian_trolling_but_they_are}
  'Men are funny'
  {REDDIT: r/ThatsInsane i_know_this_is_russian_trolling_but_they_are}
  'Men are funny'
  {REDDIT: r/ThatsInsane i_know_this_is_russian_trolling_but_they_are}
  'Men are funny'
  {REDDIT: r/ThatsInsane i_know_this_is_russian_trolling_but_they_are}

    MenAreWorst +28s +12 / -0
    'Men are funny'

========

AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2022-01-09T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A pic of a reddit user's dog is posted. It is not a good pic. Guess what? Redditors try to gaslight OP into thinking that the dog is actually a beautiful and majestic creature. 'You just have shitty taste. Stop being a meanie'
URL: {REDDIT: r/pics i_feel_bad_for_my_dog}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
More drama in comments
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +5m +7 / -0
I’ve seen uglier dogs.

  MenAreWorst +1m +4 / -0
  I agree, but the comments were still funny.

    WootFatigue +1m +3 / -0
    I was about to post a pic of my dog but I’m not sure if that’s allowed.

      MenAreWorst +1m +3 / -0
      What dog do you have?

        WootFatigue +3m +7 / -0
        I was going to say “a female dog” but I’m not sure if that’s allowed.
        {IMG}

          MenAreWorst +3m +5 / -0
          She's adorable.
          How old is she?

            WootFatigue +3m +4 / -0
            14.5. 10 years with me.

              MenAreWorst +51s +3 / -0
              Awww
              What breed?

                WootFatigue +2m +6 / -0
                A female dog.

                  MenAreWorst +1m +3 / -0
                  Awww
                  I'm gonna guess
                  Maybe a labrador or a golden retriever?

                    WootFatigue +1m +4 / -0
                    A female dog.

                      MenAreWorst +3m +4 / -0
                      Awww
                      Maybe a pit bull?

                        WootFatigue +1m +5 / -0
                        A female dog.

                          MenAreWorst +2m +4 / -0
                          Awww
                          Maybe a chihuahua?

                            WootFatigue +1m +5 / -0
                            A female dog.

  911roofer +4

========

AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2024-02-24T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 'FURIOUS' ex-CIA agent who 'faked his death' after 'exposing Hillary Clinton' on national TV has been spotted in Dubai - but he now says he's going to 'hang himself' because he has been 'betrayed by his best friend' :marseyhillarybackstab: :marseyhillarybackstab: :marseyhillarybackstab: :marseyhillarybackstab: :marseyhillarybackstab: :marseyhillarybackstab:
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13070281/EX-CIA-agent-faked-death-Hillary-Clinton-Dubai.html
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
COMMENTS:
ConchShell +14m +8 / -0
I was hoping this would be a :marseyhillary: story.
Shame, but still hilarious.

  MenAreWorst +1m +8 / -0
  You can always dream
  {GIF}

  NO +1h +4 / -0
  He literally was a hilldawg mole.
  {IMG}

    ConchShell +1h +1 / -0
    :marseyxd:

  G +10h +2 / -0
  It's not that bad, I have to search for it :marseyhillarybackstab:

Lv999_Slime_God +2h +2 / -0
It's a good thing he was able to hang himself in time before it was too late. I don't think he would have been able to get away with faking his death a second time, especially with all the surveillance footage out there now.
Thankfully he was able to get himself a third rope before it was too late.

  MenAreWorst +10h +2 / -0
  I wonder if he used a bullet to fake the first time

G +10h +1 / -0
Wow, a new :marseyhillarybackstab: just dropped

MenAreWorst +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}@t

  NO +

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2023-01-26T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Drama in a post where a redditor explains why you should never ever play video games with a woman.
URL: {REDDIT: r/confessions i_have_never_played_video_games_with_a_girlfriend}
VOTES: +36 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
'it's because women are physically weaker, and they have a harder time reading the game'
COMMENTS:
Allende +3m +26 / -0
I had a gf that was a good gamer and we played a lot of Halo and COD together. What a fucking loser.
:#marseyautism:

  garlicdoors +10m +13 / -0
  >COD
  >Good gamer
  :#marseydisagree:

    Allende +1h +9 / -0
    The first good games were the 4 and 5 remakes on the ps3. She was a pretty good at them. Also she was good at Starcraft 2

      MenAreWorst +3h +2 / -0
      Was she a wammin or a wammin, but a trans woman?
      Because I'm sure you could make a better argument for being a loser if you fucked a train

        Allende +11m +2 / -0
        A bio foid. I was a late bloomer for that sort of thing.

  JohnDevereaux +1h +4 / -0
  You should have fucked her in the ass.
  {IMG}

    Allende +6m +7 / -0
    She did plenty of that already. She was a little autistic herself.

      MenAreWorst +3h +4 / -0
      'She was a little neurodivergent herself.'
      :marseytrans2::marseytrans2::marseytrans2:

        Allende +3m +3 / -0
        She was a bio foid. She had a few of those sperg tendencies but was still a very normal person.

          MenAreWorst +3m +3 / -0
          'She was a bio foid.'
          :marseytrans2::marseytrans2::marseytrans2::marseytrans2:

            Allende +3m

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2024-08-26T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Yet another 'meme' account makes a post about an Asian woman 'daring to act like a woman' and reddit reacts
URL: {REDDIT: r/whenthe im_still_here}
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I mean this account does other stuff too, but they are more famous for making posts about Asian women.
Here's an example
{REDDIT: r/whenthe how_does_she_do_it}
COMMENTS:
MenAreWorst +1m +16 / -0
And another one
{REDDIT: r/whenthe its_just_a_stolen_cat}

  arsey +38m +10 / -0
  {IMG}

  Platyfiend +52m +9 / -0
  :#marseywould:

    MenAreWorst +44m +5 / -0
    @Platyfiend
    I would like to know how you can look at this image and find it attractive?
    Edit: I'm not racist btw

      Platyfiend +1m +4 / -0
      It's not the image I am attracted to, it's the woman who took it.

        MenAreWorst +1m +4 / -0
        Yet you posted a meme about it being attractive
        And this is a post about meme

          Platyfiend +3m +4 / -0
          Yes, and?

            MenAreWorst +1m +5 / -0
            Do you have any idea how this looks?

              Platyfiend +2m +4 / -0
              Yes, I have seen it on the internet.

                MenAreWorst +1m +5 / -0
                And yet you are still posting this

                  Platyfiend +1m +4 / -0
                  :#marseyagree:

                    MenAreWorst +1m +4 / -0
                    If you are this much of a misogynist then why are you on this site?
                    Do you want to post all over this place about how women should be treated?

                      Platyfiend +1m +3 / -0
                      I don't want to be on this site

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AUTHOR: MenAreWorst
DATE: 2023-10-18T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Just found a new great way to troll reddit - go to random subs and say that you are trans and ask if there is any trans representation in that sub
URL: N/A
VOTES: +181 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
So you can go to any sub
Say that you are trans
Ask if there is any trans representation in that sub
Ask if there are any trans mods
Ask if trans people are welcome there
It works
COMMENTS:
Allende +2m +62 / -0
I did this on r/gamingcirclejerk a while back. I think I got banned after.
Also, it works on r/pcgaming and they are super pro trans. So it would be funny to do there.

  L +14m +47 / -0
  I did this on gamingcirclejerk once and asked "how do you feel about the fact that transwomen are women?" And then they gave me a 3 day ban and I just resubmitted the same comment over and over again for days and they just kept banning me lol

    Allende +1m +33 / -0
    That's hilarious. They were great about it too. I asked how they felt about trans people being accepted and they just said "trans people are valid."

      L +5m +41 / -0
      I had to just keep going "I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you" every time. I couldn't even try to push back on it, just be the most pathetic guy in the world for a few days

        Allende +3m +28 / -0
        It's a pretty funny bit. I'm glad they gave you the ban. I was banned for saying "they should be treated as women" and that was it, I didn't even try to push back.

      |V|askerade +2h +10 / -0
      > trans people are valid.
      Umm sweaty, it's called "validating" not "validating".

    1 +1h +11 / -0
    I'm convinced that sub is just a handful of mod alts

      L +1h +14 / -0
      They're not even that dedicated, it's just

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-02-10T06Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: "The Science" says that the only way to prevent trans youth from suiciding is to transition them
URL: {TWEET: bennyjohnson}
VOTES: +36 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheProphet +2h +26 / -0
> Study says that most kids who don't get troon surgery drop out of life, the remaining 2% kill themselves
:#marseynoooticer:

  MeowMixed +4m +9 / -0
  The 2% are the people who didnt get the surgery

    TheProphet +1m +17 / -0
    :#marseyshrug:

      MeowMixed +4m +8 / -0
      :#marseysmughips:

        TheProphet +12m +12 / -0
        :#marseydisagree:

          MeowMixed +1m +8 / -0
          :#marseysmughips:

            TheProphet +15m +11 / -0
            :#marseyindignant:

              MeowMixed +1m +7 / -0
              :#marseydisagree:

                TheProphet +2m +10 / -0
                :#marseyraging:

                  MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
                  :#marseydisagree:

                    TheProphet +3m +6 / -0
                    :#marseyraging:

                      MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
                      :#marseydisagree:

                        TheProphet +2m +5 / -0
                        :#marseyraging:

                          MeowMixed +3m +5 / -0
                          :#marseydisagree:

                            TheProphet +4m +5 / -0
                            :#marseyraging:

    Grue +5h +1 / -0 [C]
    So, they don’t get the surgery?
    Trans lives matter

      MeowMixed +3m +3 / -0
      They got the surgery, they just didnt get the transition

        Grue +2m +2

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-02-27T22Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: :marseyxd: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +43 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/lena/elon-musk-transgender-opinion-elon-x
COMMENTS:
X +1m +15 / -0
:#marseyemojirofl:

dude_pussy_lmao +44m +10 / -0
:marseyxd: This is like the stupidest thing to ask a :marseytrain2: : "what's the best way to kill yourself?"

  MeowMixed +5m +6 / -0
  :marseyconfused: it's not a suicide method, it's a requirement to be able to make a twitter account

    dude_pussy_lmao +5m +6 / -0
    :marseyautism:ed.

    Haberdasher +2h +4 / -0
    It's meant to be a troll, but he's so sure of himself he's not trolling. That's why it's so hilarious.

JohnDevereaux +1h +5 / -0
{IMG}

arseupwrongo +1h +5 / -0
> I don’t want to kill myself
lol that's the kind of answer they'd expect.

1 +1h +3 / -0
I don't want to kill myself either but I'd rather not have to go through a 20 page questionnaire to tell someone that.
Surely there are more effective ways to ensure only trannies use X

  Haberdasher +1h +4 / -0
  I thought it was 'kill yourself but also don't'?
  But Elon's too much of a troll to not be trolling, so you're right..

    1 +4m +3 / -0
    That's what I'm saying. I thought it was a troll at first, but then i saw he really did post it.
    I'm not gonna go through a 20-page questionnaire to use a website. That's a thing for when the government wants to know what you're thinking

  MeowMixed +27m +2 / -

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-05-24T10Z
HOLE: furry
TITLE: You can make a thing and it can be amazing, and you can make another thing and it can be so bad that it makes me think that maybe you were trying to make the second thing bad on purpose
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Picos_ice_cream +1h +3 / -0
This is a bad thing, but I'm not sure why

  MeowMixed +1m +4 / -0
  You're too far gone to be helped

    Picos_ice_cream +1m +2 / -0
    I'm too far gone to be helped, but I don't think I'm that bad

      MeowMixed +2m +2 / -0
      :marseymeds:

        Picos_ice_cream +2m +2 / -0
        I don't need them because I'm not crazy. I'm just a retard.

          MeowMixed +2m +2 / -0
          :marseymeds:

            Picos_ice_cream +5m +2 / -0
            I'm not crazy, I'm just a retard, and it's a good thing.

              MeowMixed +1m +2 / -0
              :marseymeds: :marseymeds: :marseymeds: :marseymeds: :marseymeds: :marseymeds: :marseymeds: :marseymeds:

                Picos_ice_cream +1m +2 / -0
                I'm not crazy, I'm just a retard.

                  MeowMixed +2m +2 / -0
                  :marseymeds: :marseymeds: :marseymeds: :marseymeds: :marseymeds: :marseymeds: :marseymeds: :marseymeds: :marseymeds: :marseymeds: :marseymeds: :marseymeds: :marseymeds:

                    Picos_ice_cream +1m +2 / -0
                    I'm not crazy, I'm just a retard. :marseyindignant

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-04-18T10Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: New :marseytrain: music just dropped
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +16 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyvibing:
COMMENTS:
WeThreeKweens +31m +10 / -0
!cuteandvalid !cuteandinvalid
New anthem just dropped :#marseyjam:

D +1h +8 / -0
I love this song. I love it so much. I listen to it every time I’m in the shower, and I’ve been in the shower so much lately.

  MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
  :marseyflirt:

    D +1m +5 / -0
    You’re a woman. You’re a woman. You’re a woman.

      MeowMixed +2m +5 / -0
      :marseyflirt: :marseyflirt: :marseyflirt:

        D +5m +5 / -0
        You’re a woman. You’re a woman. You’re a woman.
        :marseyvibing:

  MeowMixed +4m +4 / -0
  I love it too :marseyflirt:

    D +2m +4 / -0
    You’re a woman. You’re a woman. You’re a woman.
    :marseyjamming:

      MeowMixed +1m +4 / -0
      :marseyflirt:

        D +1m +5 / -0
        You’re a woman. You’re a woman. You’re a woman.
        :marseyjamming:

          MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
          :marseyflirt:

            D +1m +4 / -0
            You’re a woman. You’re a woman. You’re a woman.
            :marseyjamming:

              MeowMixed +2m +4 / -0
              :marseyflirt:

                D +2m +4 / -0
                You’re a woman. You’re a woman. You’re a woman.
                :marseyjamming:

                  MeowMixed +2m +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-04-04T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Canadian government won't let you buy a penis dildo with a vibrating prostate
URL: {REDDIT: r/ontario dph_has_banned_penis_dildos_with_vibrating}
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A leaf redditor posts about how the government has banned penis dildos with vibrating prostates and the comments are like :marseyraging:
>Oh no I'm not gonna buy a vibrating prostate dildo. I'm gonna get mad.
COMMENTS:
ABC +2m +21 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseycanada:

  cyberdick +24m +13 / -0
  >This is the best thing to happen to Canada in the last 20 years
  :marseyemojilaugh:

    asshole +1h +8 / -0
    lol, there's a reason why the Canadian "National Anthem" is "O Canada" and not "In Canada" :marseyxd:

  MeowMixed +2m +11 / -0
  Canadians really are a special breed

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +12m +18 / -0
> I'm not gonna buy a vibrating prostate dildo.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna get mad.
> I'm gonna

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-03-17T16Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytrain2: :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +48 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +46 / -0
if you have to ask you can't afford it

  MeowMixed +1m +30 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

  DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +12 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:
  {IMG}

  jesus +3h +5 / -0
  This but unironically

TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +5m +16 / -0
!dramatards !cuteandvalid !chuds !nonchuds !transphobes !friendsofmimwee discuss

  TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +3m +12 / -0
  @aevann !jannies the ping group system is broken again :marseyraging:

    Aevann +1m +10 / -0
    yes its broken, sry

      TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +1m +9 / -0
      :#marseysulk:

    MeowMixed +1m +7 / -0
    :marseyitsover:

  MeowMixed +1m +10 / -0
  :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytrain2: :marseytransattentionseeker:

  DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +7 / -0
  I love him so much :marseyheart:

KawaiiFembee +1h +15 / -0
{IMG}

  jesus +1h +4 / -0
  # ✨ :#marseyno: :#marseyyes: :#marseysalat: ✨

TheDunceonMaster +3m +14 / -0
I need to find a way to get the attention of the rest of the !gamers ping group.

  MeowMixed +1m +10

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-04-23T01Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: Bongland is a TERF paradise - 42% of trans women in the UK have been bullied and harassed
URL: {TWEET: TERF_Island_}
VOTES: +57 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
birdenthusiast +2m +42 / -0
:marseydisagree: !terfs

  X +2m +21 / -0
  :#marseytranspearlclutch:

  KawaiiFembee +10m +19 / -0
  {IMG}
  !terfs our trans sisters are in need of our help!

    X +1m +11 / -0
    {IMG}

    Haberdasher +1h +5 / -0
    Trans women are women. Trannies are not.

  Grue +1h +5 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

SpookyFartMan69 +23m +25 / -0
>>42% of trans women in the UK have been bullied and harassed
>>42% of trans women in the UK have been bullied and harassed
>>42% of trans women in the UK have been bullied and harassed
>>42% of trans women in the UK have been bullied and harassed
>>42% of trans women in the UK have been bullied and harassed
>>42% of trans women in the UK have been bullied and harassed
>>42% of trans women in the UK have been bullied and harassed
>>42% of trans women in the UK have been bullied and harassed
>>42% of trans women in the UK have been bullied and harassed
>>42% of trans women in the UK have been bullied and harassed
>>42% of trans women in the UK have been bullied and harassed
>>42% of trans women in the UK have been bullied and harassed
>>42% of trans women in the UK have been bullied and harassed
>>42% of trans women in the UK have been bullied and harassed
>>42% of trans women in the UK have been bullied and harassed
>>42% of trans women in the UK have been bullied and harassed
>>42% of trans women in

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-03-20T13Z
HOLE: furry
TITLE: Pizzashill
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MeowMixed +1m +12 / -0
!enemiesofpizzashill

Poj +2h +5 / -0
I think I'm gonna make a better one of him.

  MeowMixed +2m +5 / -0
  :marseybegging:

  E +4h +4 / -0
  :#marseybegging:

pub_LICK +1h +4 / -0
Is that his butt in the background?

  MeowMixed +2m +5 / -0
  Yeah

  pub_LICK +17s +5 / -0
  :#marseypizzashillblacked:

    pub_LICK +10s +5 / -0
    :#marseypizzashillblacked::t

      pub_LICK +10s +5 / -0
      :#marseypizzashillblacked::t: :t

        pub_LICK +10s +5 / -0
        :#marseypizzashillblacked::t: :t: :t

          pub_LICK +11s +4 / -0
          :#marseypizzashillblacked::t: :t: :t: :t

            pub_LICK +13s +4 / -0
            :#marseypizzashillblacked::t: :t: :t: :t: :t

              pub_LICK +12s +4 / -0
              :#marseypizzashillblacked::t: :t: :t: :t: :t: :t: :t

                pub_LICK +11s +4 / -0
                :#marseypizzashillblacked::t: :t: :t: :t: :t: :t: :t: :t

                  pub_LICK +12s +2 / -0
                  :#marseypizzashillblacked::t: :t: :t: :t

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-04-11T09Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: I was sexually harassed at a Pride event in Chicago :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {REDDIT: r/askgaybros i_was_sexually_harassed_at_a_pride_event_in}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>It was a protest and I was one of the organizers. While I was standing at the table, a guy came up to me and said, “I’ve got a dick for you,” and then grabbed me and shoved his dick in my face.
>He didn’t seem to care that I was offended and just kept grabbing me and trying to get his dick in my mouth. I pushed him away and said, “Stop, I’m not interested,” and he just kept grabbing me and trying to get his dick in my mouth.
>I said, “Stop, I’m not interested,” and he just kept grabbing me and trying to get his dick in my mouth. I said, “Stop, I’m not interested,” and he just kept grabbing me and trying to get his dick in my mouth.
>I said, “Stop, I’m not interested,” and he just kept grabbing me and trying to get his dick in my mouth.
>It was really uncomfortable and I was worried that I was going to get hurt. I pushed him away again and he just kept grabbing me and trying to get his dick in my mouth.
>I said, “Stop, I’m not interested,” and he just kept grabbing me and trying to get his dick in my mouth.
>I said, “Stop, I’m not interested,” and he just kept grabbing me and trying to get his dick in my mouth.
>I said, “Stop, I’m not interested,” and he just kept grabbing me and trying to get his dick in my mouth.
>I said, “Stop, I’m not interested,” and he just kept grabbing me and trying to get his dick in my mouth.
>It was really uncomfortable and I was worried that I was going to get hurt. I pushed him away again and he just kept grabbing me and trying to get his dick in my mouth.
COMMENTS:
X +1m +17 / -0
:#marseyfeminist:

JohnDevereaux +2h +9 / -0
>He didn't seem to care that I was offended and just kept

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-02-02T10Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: Chud claims :marseytrain2: are trying to make women bleed. :marseyuterus: turns out to be a myth
URL: {TWEET: RealKennyWinker}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WinterWonderLandMKII +1h +13 / -0
I'm so glad I wasn't born in the 21st century

  MeowMixed +21m +12 / -0
  Me too, it's a great time to be alive

    WinterWonderLandMKII +4h +3 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

LiterallyShaking +28m +10 / -0
Imagine being a woman and not even knowing about your own body.

  Haberdasher +2h +7 / -0
  That's the thing, it's a man who is pretending to be a woman. He didn't know about his own body.

  JohnDevereaux +6h +4 / -0
  >Imagine being a woman
  lol, no

  NO +1h +2 / -0
  Ive seen some pretty dumb women.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3h +2 / -0
  That's what makes her special

  cyberdick +2h +1 / -0
  > Imagine being a woman
  :#marseydisagreefast:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +9 / -0
I wish I could get a vagina bleeding. I'd totally make my wife have a period.

  NO +13m +6 / -0
  >I wish I could get a vagina bleeding
  :#marseydoctor:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +4 / -0
    Yes it's called a micropeen

  Haberdasher +1h +2 / -0
  Have you seen a trans woman bleed? They do, but it's not the same.

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
    Yeah it's disgusting

      Haberdasher +1h +1 / -0
      I'd rather have my periods than be

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-03-17T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymayo: posting Ls in /r/BleachCult - some of these are pretty good
URL: {REDDIT: r/BleachCult bleach_cult_l_posting}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>My ex is bleach addicted and it's ruined our relationship. He started using it in 2021 and I've been with him since 2018. I can't stand the smell and he always leaves bleach everywhere. It's ruined our sex life too. He won't stop using it even though I've told him how much it bothers me. I'm at my wits' end and don't know what to do.
---
>I'm a woman and I'm tired of being treated like a man because I use bleach. I'm tired of being told I'm "masculine" or "aggressive" because I use bleach. I'm tired of being told I'm "too clean" or "too perfect" because I use bleach. I'm tired of being told I'm "too white" because I use bleach. I'm tired of being told I'm "too pure" because I use bleach. I'm tired of being told I'm "too perfect" because I use bleach. I'm tired of being told I'm "too white" because I use bleach. I'm tired of being told I'm "too pure" because I use bleach. I'm tired of being told I'm "too perfect" because I use bleach. I'm tired of being told I'm "too white" because I use bleach. I'm tired of being told I'm "too pure" because I use bleach. I'm tired of being told I'm "too perfect" because I use bleach. I'm tired of being told I'm "too white" because I use bleach. I'm tired of being told I'm "too pure" because I use bleach. I'm tired of being told I'm "too perfect" because I use bleach. I'm tired of being told I'm "too white" because I use bleach. I'm tired of being told I'm "too pure" because I use bleach. I'm tired of being told I'm "too perfect" because I use bleach. I'm tired of being told I'm "too white" because

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-06-04T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit's new age verification system
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +85 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.redditinc.com/policies/account-verification
COMMENTS:
X +21m +61 / -1
{IMG}
:#marseyeyeroll2:

  ABC +3m +77 / -1
  > to comply with applicable laws
  :marseysurejan:

    X +1m +62 / -1
    lol i think they've been caught doing illegal shit so much they don't even pretend anymore

      ABC +2m +57 / -1
      Reddit has been one of the most obvious honeypots for :marseyglow: for years now.
      It's a shame that they can't even be bothered to clean up their own site anymore.

        X +1m +46 / -1
        they're just too scared to take away the subs that enable pedos like r/sexpositivehomes

          ABC +3m +40 / -1
          They're scared of all the wrongthink subs, but also terrified of any subs that are too chuddy.
          They're just fucking useless now.

            jesus +1h +29 / -1
            > too chuddy
            Yeah like the absolute fucking :#marseydarkxd: of a sub that is r/justice4darrell lol

              ABC +1m +21 / -1
              That one was always a 100% chud safe space. Like all the Darrell Brooks subs.

                jesus +2m +17 / -1
                I know. That's what's funny lol
                It's like the only sub on reddit where :#soysnooseethe: is actually 100% banned

            dramaqueen +5h +13 / -0
            rdrama is the only good subreddit left on reddit

              Detroitvelvetsmooth +10h +2 / -0
              I love the mods so much it's unreal

          TheProphet +1h +23 / -1
          > they're just too scared to take away the subs that enable pedos
          Reddit has always been like this. They

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-03-03T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytransattentionseeker: is having a meltdown over a fake newspaper headline
URL: {TWEET: tictacspinach}
VOTES: +54 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
ILIKECATS +25m +44 / -0
>and he said he was in the bathroom
:#marseyxd:

  ABC +6m +18 / -0
  :#marseytransrentfree:

  MeowMixed +6m +14 / -0
  The joke is that they were in the bathroom together, hence the name "bathroom pass"
  Trans lives matter

    ILIKECATS +1m +18 / -0
    I don’t think that’s the joke they are going for

      MeowMixed +2m +9 / -0
      I've never seen that joke before, but its pretty funny. A lot of jokes are obscure on the internet
      Trans lives matter

        ILIKECATS +1m +10 / -0
        >I’ve never seen that joke before
        It’s the same joke they make every time this comes up, and it’s always been the joke

          MeowMixed +3m +7 / -0
          I've been on the internet for a long time and i've never seen this joke
          Trans lives matter

            ILIKECATS +1m +8 / -0
            The joke is that they are in the bathroom together. You know, like when a man goes into the bathroom and locks the door

              MeowMixed +2m +6 / -0
              I didn't know the joke was about locking the door
              Trans lives matter

                911roofer +6h +1 / -0
                You’re too young.

        Homoshrexual +47m +5 / -0
        > I've never seen that joke before
        You're missing out :marseyfluffy:

    X +3h +7 / -0
    {IMG}

      MeowMixed +4m +5 / -0
      Theyre not going for that joke, theyre going for the joke that its funny that a 13

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-04-07T00Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: My wife is a train :marseytrain: and I'm having a baby with her :marseywholesometrans:
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1c2h0os/my_wife_is_a_trans_man_and_im_pregnant_with_her/
VOTES: +58 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>My wife is a trans man and I'm pregnant with her. She came out to me about a year ago and I've been supporting her since then. We've been married for about 6 years. We went to a fertility clinic about 2 years ago and we were told that we were infertile. We decided to go to a different clinic and they said that we could try in vitro. We had to try 5 times before we got pregnant. We are both excited for this new chapter in our lives. We love each other so much and can't wait to see what the future holds for us.
COMMENTS:
JimieWhales +21m +35 / -0
{IMG}

  jesus +1h +15 / -0
  > {IMG}
  :#tayadmire2:

  |V|askerade +11h +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    MeowMixed +2h +3 / -0
    I think this is just a woman who has a normal BMI for her height, people who are that skinny are usually under 5'4"

  MeowMixed +13h +5 / -0
  If you are over 6' you can get away with being a bit skinny

  Cusek +14h +2 / -0
  > That's a man.
  > That's a woman.
  > That's a man.
  > That's a woman.
  :#marseywrongthonk:

SlogGoblin +26m +29 / -0
What is it with trains and being infertile? Is there a connection? Is it all just one big cope :marseycope:

  Picos_ice_cream +48m +20 / -0
  People that can't get pregnant also can't get their balls chopped off, which makes them look less

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-05-08T22Z
HOLE: furry
TITLE: New AI furry porn is actually really good
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +35 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Some of the newer models are good enough to make porn for you to your personal specifications.
This is a real person btw, this isn't ai porn, the model is just good enough that you can't tell. It's a bit concerning to me that it's getting this good.
COMMENTS:
Zuzie +25m +11 / -0
:#marseywould:

TheDunceonMaster +10m +11 / -0
!furries

Elias_Acorn +1h +11 / -0
You can make your own porn too
{IMG} {IMG}

  MeowMixed +1h +6 / -0
  :marseycheckem2:

  pub_LICK +1d +2 / -0
  :#marseywould:

  Soren +2d +1 / -0
  I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-05-18T07Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: I am the worst kind of person
URL: N/A
VOTES: +37 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't hate my body or my mind, I just don't like it. I don't want to lose it, I just want to be able to look at it in the mirror without feeling shame. I don't want to be a man, I just want to be a woman.
I'm not really a transphobe because I don't really think trans people are bad. I just don't want to be one. I don't want to be a man, I just want to be a woman.
I don't think I'm a bad person, I just think I'm a bad person. I don't want to be a bad person, I just want to be a good person.
I don't want to be a man, I just want to be a woman.
COMMENTS:
X +1m +17 / -0
you’re not a bad person sweaty

  MeowMixed +2m +11 / -0
  i dont want to be a bad person but i dont want to be a good person either

    X +53s +13 / -0
    you don’t have to be good or bad sweaty

      MeowMixed +2m +12 / -0
      i want to be a woman

        X +2m +10 / -0
        you’re a woman sweaty

          MeowMixed +4m +10 / -0
          i want to be a woman :marseycry:

            X +1m +11 / -0
            i’m sorry :marseycrying:

              MeowMixed +1m +10 / -0
              i dont want to be a man i want to be a woman

                X +1m +10 / -0
                you’re a woman

                  MeowMixed +4m +5 / -0
                  i want to be a woman

                    X +1m +8 / -0
                    you are a woman

                      MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
                      i want to be a woman

                        X +1m +7 / -0
                        you are a woman

                          MeowMixed

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-04-01T06Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: My brain is currently on /h/femboy
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +36 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheDunceonMaster +46s +15 / -0
>not on /h/braincels
:marseydisagree:

  MeowMixed +1m +11 / -0
  I can't change my mind, I'm stuck like this

    TheDunceonMaster +1m +11 / -0
    Maybe you shouldn't have chosen /h/femboy.

      MeowMixed +3m +10 / -0
      I didn't choose, my brain made that decision for me

    Grue +2m +5 / -0
    I don’t get it

      TheDunceonMaster +1m +7 / -0
      It's an April Fools joke.

        MeowMixed +4m +6 / -0
        You can't fool me

      MeowMixed +3m +5 / -0
      I can't change my mind

        Grue +4m +5 / -0
        But it’s April 1st :marseyconfused:

          MeowMixed +3m +5 / -0
          I don't know what you mean

      Patsy +1m +4 / -0
      braincels is a rdrama hole dedicated to incels

        Grue +1m +5 / -0
        I don’t get it

          Patsy +3m +6 / -0
          rdrama has a bunch of holes, theyre like subreddits
          /h/braincels is one of them, and its for people who think theyre too ugly to get laid
          im not sure what the joke is

            Grue +2m +6 / -0
            > theyre like subreddits
            I don’t get it

              Patsy +1m +5 / -0
              :#marseyemojismilemouthcoldsweat:

                Grue +3m +5 / -0
                I don’t get it

                  Patsy +1m +5 / -0

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-05-05T03Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Diddy Kong Racing Theme - Remastered
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A, it's all mine, it's all mine, it's all mine..., it's all mine...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...oc...

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-03-20T02Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: :marsey41:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Patsy +3m +5 / -0
!neofoids

  MeowMixed +4m +5 / -0
  :marseyxd:

MeowMixed +36s +5 / -0
!cuteandvalid

MeowMixed +2m +5 / -0
!cuteandinvalid

MeowMixed +3m +5 / -0
!neofoids

MeowMixed +2m +5 / -0
!neomoids

MeowMixed +2m +5 / -0
!neofoids

MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
!cuteandvalid

MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
!cuteandinvalid

MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
!neofoids

MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
!neomoids

MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
!cuteandvalid

MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
!cuteandinvalid

MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
!neofoids

MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
!neomoids

MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
!cuteandvalid

MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
!cuteandinvalid

MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
!neofoids

MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
!neomoids

MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
!cuteandvalid

MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
!cuteandinvalid

MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
!neofoids

MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
!neomoids

MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
!cuteandvalid

MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
!cuteandinvalid

MeowMixed +1m +5

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-05-10T21Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: Hi! I'm a trans guy who's getting an axe wound! AMA
URL: {REDDIT: r/MtF hi_im_a_trans_guy_whos_getting_an_axe_wound_ama}
VOTES: +42 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Patsy +17m +28 / -1
!transphobes !chuds
:#marseyxdorbit:

  MeowMixed +1m +15 / -1
  !transphobes !chuds
  :#marseyxdorbit:

    Patsy +1m +11 / -1
    :#marseyxdorbit:

      MeowMixed +3m +8 / -1
      :#marseyxdorbit:

        Patsy +1m +9 / -1
        :#marseyxdorbit:

          MeowMixed +3m +8 / -1
          :#marseyxdorbit:

            Patsy +27s +9 / -1
            :#marseyxdorbit:

              MeowMixed +1m +8 / -1
              :#marseyxdorbit:

                Patsy +44s +8 / -1
                :#marseyxdorbit:

                  MeowMixed +1m +3 / -0
                  :#marseyxdorbit:

                    Patsy +1m +3 / -0
                    :#marseyxdorbit:

                      MeowMixed +4m +3 / -0
                      :#marseyxdorbit:

                        Patsy +1m +3 / -0
                        :#marseyxdorbit:

                          MeowMixed +56s +2 / -0
                          :#marseyxdorbit:

                            Patsy +2m +2 / -0
                            :#marseyxdorbit:

Goomble +4m +22 / -1
:#marseycringe:

Homoshrexual +1h +14 / -0
> I'm not gonna lie, I don't know what I'm doing but I'm

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-03-05T00Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: Is this a good place to ask if I'm a cute twink?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been on hrt for 4 months and I'm a twink but I want to know if I'm a cute twink. I'm not sure if I'm a foid enough to be called a cute twink or if I'm just a twink. I think I'm a cute twink, but I'm not sure.
COMMENTS:
X +2m +8 / -0
:#marseyeggirl:

  MeowMixed +51s +6 / -0
  Thanks, the answer is yes

    X +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseyeggirl:

  Grue +2m +4 / -0
  He’s already a cute twink :marseydisagree:

    X +1m +6 / -0
    i dont get it :marseysad:

      Grue +1m +4 / -0
      I’m a cute twink :marseyblowkiss:

        X +2m +6 / -0
        :#marseyeggirl:

          Grue +2m +4 / -0
          :marseyblowkiss:

            X +3m +4 / -0
            :#marseyeggirl:

              Grue +49s +4 / -0
              :marseyblowkiss:

                X +1m +4 / -0
                :#marseyeggirl:

                  Grue +1m +4 / -0
                  :marseyblowkiss:

                    X +2m +4 / -0
                    :#marseyeggirl:

                      Grue +2m +4 / -0
                      :marseyblowkiss:

                        X +1m +4 / -0
                        :#marseyeggirl:

                          Grue +1m +4 / -0
                          :marseyblowkiss:

                            X +47s +4 / -0
                            :#marseyeggirl:

TrappyIsBae +1h +6 / -0
You are

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-03-26T02Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: POV: You just found out that your son's favorite YouTube channel is a FtM trans guy
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +36 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
boogiecat +1h +16 / -0
i feel like the :marseytrain: community is a lot more accepting of ftms than mtfs. i think ftms are a lot more normal than mtfs

  MeowMixed +2m +13 / -0
  They're a lot less likely to be sex pests. MtFs are usually attracted to teenage boys and FtMs are usually attracted to teenage girls

    Downie +16h +3 / -0
    But they do have a higher rate of being sex pests then the baseline, it's just that they tend to be attracted to women which means that it's on the women and the women shouldn't have been so horny.

      MeowMixed +2h +3 / -0
      They're a little less likely to be sex pests than baseline but they're still more likely than the average man, they just aren't that likely to be attracted to underage girls

  KONY_2032 +53m +7 / -0
  I don't know :derpprocessing:
  I knew an ftm that was a massive sex pest :marseysad:

    boogiecat +1m +5 / -0
    are you sure he was ftm and not just a regular moid?

      KONY_2032 +5m +5 / -0
      he was ftm
      i went to the same school as him and he was in a few of my classes
      he was a massive sex pest, i don't know how he got away with it for so long
      he was extremely fat and had a very obvious fake mustache
      he was also very tall and skinny for a foid

        boogiecat +49s +3 / -0
        :marseynotes: another ftm sex pest

          KONY_2032 +3m +4 / -0
          he was also super awkward and had a weird voice
          he was very into gothic metal and was the leader of a go

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-04-18T01Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: :marseyglow2: :marseytrans2: :marseyfbiagent:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lappland +1m +5 / -0
:marseytrans2: :marseyglow: :marseyconfused2: :marseyveryworriedfed:
Meowmix is transphobic? :marseypikachu2:

  MeowMixed +2m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    Lappland +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseytransrentfree:

      MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
      {IMG}

        Lappland +1m +5 / -0
        :#marseytransrentfree:

          MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
          {IMG}

            Lappland +1m +5 / -0
            :#marseytransrentfree:

              MeowMixed +39s +5 / -0
              {IMG}

                Lappland +1m +5 / -0
                :#marseytransrentfree:

                  MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Lappland +1m +5 / -0
                    :#marseytransrentfree:

                      MeowMixed +2m +5 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Lappland +2m +5 / -0
                        :#marseytransrentfree:

                          MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Lappland +1m +5 / -0
                            :#marseytransrentfree:

      MeowMixed +1m +5 / -0
      {IMG}

        Lappland +1m +5 / -0
        :#marseytransrentfree:

          MeowMixed +57s +5 / -0
          {IMG}

            Lappland +1m +5 / -0
            :#marseytransrentfree:

              MeowMixed +59s +5 / -0
              {

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-05-15T06Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: I have a job interview and I'm not sure if I should wear a wig :marseytrad:
URL: {REDDIT: r/transgender i_have_a_job_interview_and_im_not_sure_if_i_should}
VOTES: +43 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ILIKECATS +6m +42 / -0
>unemployed
>parents are paying for your medical care
>getting a job interview
>asking reddit for advice
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  JohnDevereaux +4h +9 / -0
  {IMG}

  MeowMixed +6m +7 / -0
  Maybe i should ask reddit for advice on how to find a job instead

    JohnDevereaux +4h +6 / -0
    {IMG}

      MeowMixed +18m +2 / -0
      If i can get my own money then i can get my own medical care

        JohnDevereaux +3m +3 / -0
        >If I can get my own money
        :marseysmug2: if you can get your own money

          MeowMixed +3m +2 / -0
          I already got some money from a side gig, I'm just not sure what to do with it because i dont have a job and i dont want to get a job that wont pay for my transition because i dont wanna be stuck in that situation again

            JohnDevereaux +3m +3 / -0
            >i dont wanna be stuck in that situation again
            >i dont want to get a job that wont pay for my transition
            :#marseysurejan: :#marseyxdoubt:

              MeowMixed +4m +2 / -0
              I'm not sure what you're getting at here, my parents don't pay for my transition. My parents are paying for my medical care, which does not include transitioning, and I am not asking for financial assistance.

                JohnDevereaux +2m +2 / -0
                >my parents are paying for my medical care
                >does not include transitioning
                :marseyxdoubt: :marseyxdoubt:

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-05-04T02Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: :marseytrain: community in shambles as rumors spread of a train operating out of a building called "The Cock and Ball Torture Center"
URL: N/A
VOTES: +48 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/asktransgender is_the_cock_and_ball_torture_center_a_trans}
{REDDIT: r/asktransgender cock_and_ball_torture_center}
{REDDIT: r/asktransgender cock_and_ball_torture_center}
{REDDIT: r/asktransgender cock_and_ball_torture_center}
{REDDIT: r/asktransgender cock_and_ball_torture_center}
{REDDIT: r/asktransgender cock_and_ball_torture_center}
COMMENTS:
ILIKECATS +7m +53 / -1
>well actually the cock and ball torture center is a trans friendly space where people can come to get their balls and penises chopped off in a safe and welcoming environment
:#marseyxd:

  MeowMixed +3m +20 / -1
  I think this is a real place in a suburb of a major city, but its a bar and has nothing to do with trans people. The rumors are spreading that its a place where they chop balls off and you can ask for a discount if you have a penile inversion vaginoplasty scar

    BigBussyHunter +10m +27 / -1
    > The rumors are spreading that its a place where they chop balls off and you can ask for a discount if you have a penile inversion vaginoplasty scar
    :marseyxd:
    I love how trannies have turned cutting off your dick and balls into a rite of passage

      MeowMixed +13m +16 / -1
      People have been getting their balls chopped off for decades, but they don't call the clinic a "cock and ball torture center" like this place. Its a pretty funny place name though so i think the name has a lot to do with it

        BigBussyHunter +13m +16 / -1
        I feel like a lot of these places are named after that bar and they are all just getting in on the joke. I

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-05-16T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyprideflag: It's pride month, what's your favorite Pride-related thing? :marseyprideflag:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +34 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am a very gay man and I think this meme is funny
COMMENTS:
X +1m +19 / -0
{IMG}

  MeowMixed +1m +8 / -0
  :marseyxd:

  cyberdick +1h +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    X +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseyxdorbit:

  jesus +2h +5 / -0
  :#marseyme:

    X +45s +3 / -0
    :#marseyshesright:

MeowMixed +1m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  jesus +2h +2 / -0
  >marsey
  :#marseymagdump:

MeowMixed +1m +7 / -0
{IMG}

  jesus +2h +1 / -0
  >marsey
  :#marseymagdump:

MeowMixed +3m +7 / -0
{IMG}

  jesus +2h +2 / -0
  >marsey
  :#marseymagdump:

MeowMixed +3m +6 / -0
{IMG}

  jesus +2h +2 / -0
  >marsey
  :#marseymagdump:

MeowMixed +2m +6 / -0
{IMG}

  jesus +2h +2 / -0
  >marsey
  :#marseymagdump:

MeowMixed +3m +6 / -0
{IMG}

  jesus +2h +2 / -0
  >marsey
  :#marseymagdump:

MeowMixed +2m +6 / -0
{IMG}

  jesus +2h +2 / -0
  >marsey
  :#marseymagdump:

MeowMixed +2m +6 / -0

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-03-06T03Z
HOLE: furry
TITLE: Commissioned by @not-dua-lipa
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Guzzy +1d +4 / -0
So cute! :marseylove:

pub_LICK +4h +4 / -0
:#marseyeldritch:

  MeowMixed +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyeldritchpussy:

    pub_LICK +13m +3 / -0
    :#marseyeldritchpussy: :#marseyeldritch: :#marseyeldritch: :#marseyeldritch: :#marseyeldritch: :#marseyeldritch: :#marseyeldritch: :#marseyeldritch: :#marseyeldritch: :#marseyeldritch: :#marseyeldritch: :#marseyeldritch: :#marseyeldritch: :#marseyeldritch:

  MeowMixed +1m +3 / -0
  :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :marseyeldritch: :

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-03-13T23Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: Transgendered men
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MeowMixed +1m +3 / -0
@ticktocktrain

  ticktocktrainiguess +2h +4 / -0
  :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing:

    MeowMixed +2h +4 / -0
    :#marseyjamming: :#marseyjamming: :#marseyjamming: :#marseyvibing: :#marseyvibing: :#marseyvibing: :#marseyvibing:

    MeowMixed +2h +4 / -0
    :#marseyjamming: :#marseyvibing:

MeowMixed +3m +3 / -0
@ticktocktrain

  ticktocktrainiguess +2h +4 / -0
  :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing:

    MeowMixed +2h +4 / -0
    :#marseyjamming: :#marseyjamming: :#marseyjamming: :#marseyjamming: :#marseyjamming: :#marseyjamming:

      ticktocktrainiguess +2h +3 / -0
      :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

        MeowMixed +10m +3 / -0
        :#marseyvibing: :#marseyvibing: :#marseyvibing:

          ticktocktrainiguess +2h +3 / -0
          :marseyvibing: :marseyvib

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-03-08T06Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: I HATE THE GENDER CRIME STATISTICS
URL: {REDDIT: r/MtF i_hate_the_gender_crime_statistics}
VOTES: +58 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> It's like the only thing that's stopping people from accepting me as a woman is the fact that trans women commit more violent crimes than cis women. And it's not even a lie, it's true. But it's such a cruel and terrible thing to say, because it's not like I was born a woman and decided to commit crimes, I was born a man and decided to commit crimes. So why is it that whenever I'm called a man, it's because of the fact that I commit crimes? It's like the only thing that's stopping me from being accepted as a woman is the fact that I'm a criminal.
> It's such a terrible thing to say, because it's not like I was born a woman and decided to commit crimes, I was born a man and decided to commit crimes. So why is it that whenever I'm called a man, it's because of the fact that I commit crimes? It's like the only thing that's stopping me from being accepted as a woman is the fact that I'm a criminal.
>> [I have the same problem. I am terrified of being misgendered in public because I'm scared people will think I'm trans, but I'm also terrified of being misgendered in public because I'm scared people will think I'm a criminal. I'm just so tired of being judged based on things that are completely out of my control. Why does my identity have to be defined by something so horrible and terrible?]({REDDIT: r/MtF i_hate_the_gender_crime_statistics})
I'm guessing the OP is a male feminist? :marseyfeminist:
COMMENTS:
ABC +3m +43 / -0
> [I'm guessing the OP is a male feminist? :marseyfeminist:]({REDDIT: r/MtF i_hate_the_gender_crime_statistics})
It's the same person who posted about being a "male feminist" {REDDIT: r/MtF is_it_wrong_to_be_a_male_feminist}

  MeowMixed +3m +23 / -0

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-04-17T07Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Dasha & Anna - I Don't Need You (ft. Stella) :marseyjamming:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dick_Dastardly +42m +3 / -0
:#marseywould:

  MeowMixed +2h +2 / -0
  They would probably fuck you to death

    Dick_Dastardly +2m +3 / -0
    {GIF}

Salamander +3h +3 / -0
Stella is so cute

NO +1h +2 / -0
Anna is a fucking angel.

TheOverSeether +5h +2 / -0
:#marseyyikes:
{MP4}

  MeowMixed +3m +1 / -0
  :marseybooba:
  {IMG}

    TheOverSeether +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseydisagree:

      MeowMixed +3h +1 / -0
      :marseydepressed: :marseydoomer: :marseygunshotsuicide: :marseydead: :marseydeadinside: :marseydeadinside2: :marseydeadinside3: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :marseydejected: :m

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-03-02T13Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: :marseytrain: chud seethes over trans kids
URL: {REDDIT: r/TransChristianity the_holocaust_made_me_trans}
VOTES: +45 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>So I got into a fight with my dad about this. He said that the reason we have trans people today is because the Nazis killed the homosexuals. I said, no, that’s not why, because we had trans people before the Holocaust and we have trans people after the Holocaust. He said, “Well, no, if it weren’t for the Nazis killing the homosexuals, you wouldn’t exist.” I was like, “What are you talking about? You can’t make people trans just by killing them.” And he was like, “Well, you wouldn’t exist.” I was like, “Oh, okay, well, I’m not gay, so you’re wrong. And I don’t even know any trans people.” And then he was like, “Well, you’re not trans, so you wouldn’t exist.” And I was like, “Well, I’m not trans, so you’re wrong.” And then he was like, “Well, if it weren’t for the Nazis killing the homosexuals, you wouldn’t exist.” And I was like, “Well, you’re not trans, so you’re wrong.” And then he was like, “Well, if it weren’t for the Nazis killing the homosexuals, you wouldn’t exist.” And I was like, “Well, you’re not trans, so you’re wrong.” And then he was like, “Well, if it weren’t for the Nazis killing the homosexuals, you wouldn’t exist.” And I was like, “Well, you’re not trans, so you’re wrong.”
:#marseytransrentfree:
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +1m +40 / -1
Jesus Christ you're a fucking retard

  MeowMixed +1m +18 / -1
  :#marseyconfused2:

    johnnypoop +2m +31 / -1
    I'm not mad at you specifically, you're just a good representative of the average reddit trans person

      MeowMixed +1m +19 / -1
      :#marseyshesright:

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-04-21T00Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: I am a proud transbian and am writing a thesis about how trans people are oppressed
URL: N/A
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I will be using this subreddit as a resource and will be citing it as a source. If you are interested in being a part of my research, please create a Reddit account and comment in this thread. I am especially looking for trans people who have experienced the following:
•	Being misgendered or deadnamed
•	Being harassed or assaulted
•	Being denied access to healthcare or other services
•	Being fired or denied a promotion
•	Being evicted or denied housing
•	Being denied a loan or other financial services
•	Being denied a visa or other travel documents
•	Being denied a passport or other government-issued ID
•	Being denied a marriage license or other legal documents
•	Being denied a job or internship
•	Being denied a scholarship or other financial aid
•	Being denied a visa or other travel documents
•	Being denied a loan or other financial services
•	Being denied a passport or other government-issued ID
•	Being denied a marriage license or other legal documents
•	Being denied a job or internship
•	Being denied a scholarship or other financial aid
•	Being denied a visa or other travel documents
•	Being denied a loan or other financial services
•	Being denied a passport or other government-issued ID
•	Being denied a marriage license or other legal documents
•	Being denied a job or internship
•	Being denied a scholarship or other financial aid
•	Being denied a visa or other travel documents
•	Being denied a loan or other financial services
•	Being denied a passport or other government-issued ID
•	Being denied a marriage license or other legal documents
•	Being denied a job or internship
•	Being denied a scholarship or other financial aid
•	Being denied a visa or other travel documents
•	Being denied a loan or other financial services
•	Being denied a passport or other government-issued ID
•	Being denied a marriage license or other legal documents
•	Being denied a job or internship
•	Being denied a scholarship or other financial aid
•	Being denied a visa or other travel documents
•

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-05-19T10Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: Looking for chasers, post your thirst traps
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +15 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Grue +2h +10 / -0
!cuteandvalid I am in need of a new trap to get into. I have been working on a new look for the past few months, but I feel like it's time to try something new. What are your favorite traps? Do you have any recommendations? I'm open to anything!

  Bellicose-Twink +15m +5 / -0
  > What are your favorite traps?
  https://e621.net/post/show/3429478
  > Do you have any recommendations?
  https://e621.net/post/show/3300524

    Grue +1m +4 / -0
    :marseyyikes:
    I think I'm going to keep trying to go for the classic look.

      Bellicose-Twink +3m +4 / -0
      > classic look
      https://e621.net/post/show/3048514

        Grue +2m +4 / -0
        I think I'll have to look into some fashion tutorials and see what I can come up with. I don't think I have the right body type for that, though.

          Bellicose-Twink +1m +4 / -0
          > I don't think I have the right body type for that, though.
          You can always get surgery, you know.

            Grue +1m +3 / -0
            I'm not a FTM, so I don't think that's an option for me. :marseyshrug:

              Bellicose-Twink +2m +4 / -0
              :marseysad: Damn, that sucks.

                Grue +1m +3 / -0
                :marseysadpat:

  Downie +6m +5 / -0
  >tfw no chaser bf
  {IMG}

  Downie +7m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

  Downie +6m +4 / -

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-03-05T10Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseytrain: gets banned from a job for being trans, goes on tiktok to bitch about it
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +49 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't know what she did to be fired, but the reactions are amusing
{MP4}
COMMENTS:
Glocktavious +2h +30 / -0
> I don't know what she did to be fired
She was fired for being a woman.

  MeowMixed +40m +16 / -0
  I do wonder how the company could possibly know she was a woman tho, i know that's not a real thing :marseytransrentfree:

    Glocktavious +1h +10 / -0
    She was a woman, but not one of the good ones.

    Haberdasher +2h +5 / -0
    I'd imagine the same way it's often been done, since trannies tend to be very obvious. Their very presence is often not enough to get them fired, but the fact that they can't even try to hide it is.

      MeowMixed +1h +3 / -0
      Yeah but i think people have gotten better at hiding it. I see a lot of trans people in real life now who look like they could have been my brother or sister, and that was not the case 10 years ago

        Haberdasher +5m +7 / -0
        I think it depends. You can get a decent pass as a :marseytrain2: if you don't try and look like a :marseytrain:. That is, if you're a MtF you look like a gay guy, if you're a FtM you look like a tomboy.
        But if you try to look like a woman or a man, you're usually doing it wrong. And if you're doing it wrong, you're more likely to get fired for being a :marseytrain:.

          MeowMixed +1h +5 / -0
          I think that's an optimistic view. I went on a trip to a tropical island and i saw 3 trans women who had a similar build to the women who live in my area, and i was like "

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-04-17T00Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: It's a fetish
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +5h +5 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}ed

  MeowMixed +5h +3 / -0
  It's a fetish :marseywholesometrans:

MeowMixed +2m +4 / -0
@XY this is the best evidence you could hope to find

  MeowMixed +1m +4 / -0
  @MAGAshill :marseywave2:

    transbitch +1h +5 / -0
    I am so tired of truscum. It's a fetish. It's a mental illness. I'm a woman. I am a woman. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I AM A WOMAN. I

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-04-15T07Z
HOLE: furry
TITLE: 4chan's /vt/ board has a meltdown over a thread about an interview with a vtuber
URL: https://boards.4chan.org/vt/thread/18081582
VOTES: +45 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The interview: {YOUTUBE}
The thread: https://archived.moe/vt/thread/18081582
>How did this become a thread?
>Apparently vtubers are evil because they're "stealing people's culture" and are "coomer bait" (the two are connected, people who are into vtubers are into coomer bait)
>Most of the thread is just people going off on a tangent and not understanding that the vtubers being talked about are mostly 2d vtubers, not 3d vtubers
>There's also a lot of people in this thread who don't know what vtubers are
>They're not just "anime girls", they're also people
>The main point of the thread is that people are treating vtubers like they're some kind of sex symbol, when in reality they're just people who happen to be animated
>They're not some kind of sex object, they're just people who happen to be animated
>The main point of the thread is that people are treating vtubers like they're some kind of sex symbol, when in reality they're just people who happen to be animated
>They're not some kind of sex object, they're just people who happen to be animated
>The main point of the thread is that people are treating vtubers like they're some kind of sex symbol, when in reality they're just people who happen to be animated
>They're not some kind of sex object, they're just people who happen to be animated
>They're not some kind of sex object, they're just people who happen to be animated
>They're not some kind of sex object, they're just people who happen to be animated
>They're not some kind of sex object, they're just people who happen to be animated
>They're not some kind of sex object, they're just people who happen to be animated
>They're not some kind of sex object, they're just people who happen to be animated
>

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-04-10T21Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: It's Transgender Day of Visibility! :marseytransflag2:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Today is a day to celebrate the trans community and their contributions to society. Whether you're trans yourself, or an ally, today is the day to show off your pride and let the world know that you exist!
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
UncleBen +16m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  MeowMixed +2m +8 / -0
  >It's 1941 and the nazis have taken control of the country. You are a jew. You see a swastika flag in a window, and it makes you feel unsafe. What do you do?
  >It's 2024 and the republicans have taken control of the country. You are a transgender person. You see a transgender flag in a window, and it makes you feel unsafe. What do you do?

    UncleBen +5m +7 / -0
    > What do you do?
    :#marseyreportmaxxer3:

    Ladytroon +1h +4 / -0
    >burn the flag

      MeowMixed +4m +3 / -0
      :marseytranspearlclutch:

    JohnDevereaux +2h +3 / -0
    >You see a swastika flag in a window
    :marseyreportmaxxer2: :marseyreportmaxxer2: :marseyreportmaxxer2:

  JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
  >I've just committed a hate crime
  :#marseyreichcrytalking:

MeowMixed +10m +8 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +2h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

  Ladytroon +1h +3 / -0
  >men can get pregnant
  >women can get pregnant
  >what’s the difference
  :#marseyconfused2:

MeowMixed +46m +6 / -0
{IMG

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-03-10T02Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: A trans woman posts a picture of herself on r/ftm. r/MtF posts the picture and calls her out
URL: {REDDIT: r/MtF lmao}
VOTES: +84 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{REDDIT: r/MtF lmao}
>Transphobia aside, I don’t get why people are saying this is a man. She clearly has a feminine jawline and the photo isn’t even taken in a flattering angle for the average woman
{REDDIT: r/MtF lmao}
>as someone with a jawline like this and glasses that are much worse than this, i would also like to say that this is not a man. she has a very feminine face. i know we are supposed to be inclusive to trans men, but i just want to say that this is not a man.
{REDDIT: r/MtF lmao}
>That looks like a very feminine jawline. I'm sorry, but I cannot see the differences between that and a cis woman's jawline.
>And besides, she's a trans man. She deserves to be treated like a man.
{REDDIT: r/MtF lmao}
>What the hell is wrong with you people? She's trans. If she feels like a man, that's what she is.
>She is a trans man. She is not a cis man.
>Don't misgender her just because you think she doesn't have a masculine jawline.
COMMENTS:
dramaqueen +1h +59 / -1
{IMG}
theyre so fucking ugly

  MeowMixed +2m +53 / -1
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}

    BussydoFollower +3h +14 / -0
    I wonder if there's any legit ftms who isn't uglier than a lot of moids. ( :marseywould: )

      MeowMixed +4h +6 / -0
      Not a lot but some do pass pretty well. It's rare to see a ftm pass well online because a lot of the time the person will be posting in a sub like /r/ftm

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-03-22T04Z
HOLE: personal
TITLE: They took my favorite ice cream flavor and now I'm sad
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
They took away the pistachio flavor from my favorite ice cream store and now I'm sad :marseycry:
I've been going there for 10 years and I'm not going to lie, I was pretty excited to try the pistachio flavor. It was a mix of pistachio and mint with a hint of orange and it was really good. I wanted to try it every day but now it's gone and I'm sad.
I used to get it with the cherry topping because it was my favorite combination but now I can't get it anymore. I feel like I'm missing out on something special. I don't know why they took it away, maybe because it wasn't popular enough? I don't know. All I know is that I miss it and I'm sad.
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +2m +9 / -0
It’s the best flavor. I’m sorry.

  MeowMixed +3m +6 / -0
  Thank you :marseyembrace:

    NO +5h +3 / -0
    :#marseymaid:

MeowMixed +3m +5 / -0
The new flavor that they put in its place is even worse. It's a mix of chocolate and mint with a hint of orange and it's really good. I don't know why they took away the pistachio flavor. I miss it so much.

  NO +5h +3 / -0
  I have not tried pistachio ice cream but I have tried pistachio pudding. It's terrible. Do not like.

    MeowMixed +2h +2 / -0
    Pistachio ice cream is the best ice cream flavor in the world, second only to pistachio pudding

      NO +38m +2 / -0
      I will die on this hill.

        MeowMixed +6m +2 / -0
        I will not

  NO +5h +3 / -0
  Pistachio ice cream is like the #2 best flavor. I would sooner die.

    MeowMixed +2h +2 / -

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-03-27T10Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: Do trans men exist? :marseytransplushie3:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DoveMenCare +3m +19 / -0
:#marseysquint:

  BussydoFollower +11m +11 / -0
  The answer is yes and no.

  MeowMixed +1m +7 / -0
  :marseyshy3:

MeowMixed +1m +15 / -0
!cuteandvalid !cuteandinvalid

DestoryerCarbine +41m +13 / -0
!neomoids

  ukstubbs +1h +10 / -0
  Yes :#marseybuff:

    DestoryerCarbine +1h +8 / -0
    No :#marseybuffbipoc:

      ukstubbs +30m +6 / -0
      :#marseyseethe:

  FukinSukinCukin +1h +6 / -0
  :#marseyprotestno:

    DestoryerCarbine +1h +3 / -0
    :marseyprotestno:

  GubeRubenstein +1h +5 / -0
  No, we are valid men

  box +3h +3 / -0
  :marseyprotestyes:

X +1h +7 / -0
they do

  MeowMixed +1m +7 / -0
  :marseyshy2:

Picos_ice_cream +1h +4 / -0
It's 2024, and you can't even ask a question like that.

  MeowMixed +2m +7 / -0
  :#marseyprotestno:

    Picos_ice_cream +1m +4 / -0
    It's a good thing we have a brave platform like rdrama to ask these questions

      MeowMixed +5m +6 / -0
      :#marseyprotestyes:

        Picos_ice_cream +1m +3 /

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-05-24T12Z
HOLE: femaledatingstrategy
TITLE: /r/raisedbynarcissists discusses how they're all just getting married to their abusive exes
URL: {REDDIT: r/raisedbynarcissists i_am_getting_married_to_my_abusive_ex}
VOTES: +120 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I am getting married to my abusive ex]({REDDIT: r/raisedbynarcissists i_am_getting_married_to_my_abusive_ex})
> I just want to know if anyone has similar experiences.
> I was in a relationship with a man for about 3 years. He was a great guy and we were very happy together, but he was a narcissist. He wasn't aware of his traits at the time and I didn't know much about narcissism. We ended up breaking up after he was exposed to a lot of abusive behaviors and I had to move to another country. We have been apart for about 4 years, but we are still in touch. We are getting married in 6 months.
> I am in my 20s and I don't really have any family to support me in this decision, but I want to marry him. I know it's not the best decision, but I want to be with him. He is a great guy and I love him. He has changed a lot since we broke up, and he is more aware of his traits now. He has also been working on himself and has changed a lot for the better. He is a great guy and I love him. I know it's not the best decision, but I want to be with him. I know it's not the best decision, but I want to be with him. I know it's not the best decision, but I want to be with him.
> I know it's not the best decision, but I want to be with him. I know it's not the best decision, but I want to be with him. I know it's not the best decision, but I want to be with him.
> I know it's not the best decision, but I want to be with him. I know it's not the best decision, but I want to be with him. I know it's not the best decision, but I want to be with him.
> I know it's not the best

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-03-21T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybride: :marseytrad: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseytrad: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment2:
URL: {TWEET: hotwheels}
VOTES: +41 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +4m +24 / -1
{IMG}
:#marseyxd:

  MeowMixed +1m +25 / -1
  I'm glad we don't have to make a new marsey for every single type of car

    ABC +5m +19 / -1
    {IMG}
    {IMG}

      MeowMixed +2m +13 / -1
      :marseylickinglips:

      Redactor0 +1h +11 / -0
      It's not a real classic car unless it's had a little bit of rust in some places.

      |V|askerade +2h +4 / -0
      {IMG}

  Dick_Dastardly +44m +10 / -1
  :#marseyxdorbit:

  GovernorOfNewYork +3h +6 / -0
  :#marseyboomer:

  |V|askerade +2h +3 / -0
  :marseywould:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

  JohnDevereaux +6h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

Jewdanksdad +37m +17 / -1
>the only reason i don’t support universal healthcare is because it’s so

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-03-20T22Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: 21% of trans women in the UK are raped in the year they transition. This is the result of an open survey, not a study. :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {TWEET: BGatesIsaPyscho}
VOTES: +127 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +18m +90 / -1
>open survey
:#marseybrainletclapping:
:#marseytransattentionseekerpat:

  TheProphet +1h +39 / -1
  All the "people" in that survey are the most degenerate trannies imaginable.
  I'm not saying that the rest are wholesome, but this is like looking at a group of white supremacists and concluding that all white people are racist.

    Horned_waifus_shill +1h +10 / -1
    >not saying that the rest are wholesome
    it's the opposite
    the rest are even more degenerate

      TheProphet +3h +5 / -1
      Then explain how the rest of them are so normal, despite being a small percentage of the population.

        Horned_waifus_shill +3m +3 / -1
        :#marseytransattentionseeker:

        K9 +1h +1 / -1
        Because they aren’t as vocal as the rest

    ThermonuclearNecrostorm +9h +2 / -1
    > All the "people" in that survey are the most degenerate trannies imaginable.
    So? Are you saying the average tranny isn't a degenerate?

      TheProphet +4h +2 / -1
      Yes
      :#marseyagree:

  STAN_ARTMS +20m +25 / -1
  The number is actually 100%. Even the ones who "pass" still have a penis. All sex with them is rape

    Horned_waifus_shill +2h +13 / -1
    :#marseyhesright:

    Cornball +3h +5 / -1
    There are also valid neopenises which are

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-03-12T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The creators of the popular horror game 'The Quarry' are now developing a game called 'The Necrostorm'
URL: https://www.eurogamer.net/the-creators-of-the-quarry-are-now-developing-a-game-called-the-necrostorm
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyminer: :marseyminer: :marseyminer: :marseyminer: :marseyminer: :marseyminer: :marseyminer: :marseyminer: :marseyminer: :marseyminer: :marseyminer:
COMMENTS:
Jewdanksdad +1h +2 / -0
The necrostorm sounds like a kickass metal band

  MeowMixed +1h +2 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}
  I disagree

  MeowMixed +1h +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}
  I disagree

    Jewdanksdad +1h +1 / -0
    Oh i see. Its the name of a game, not a band

      MeowMixed +16m +1 / -0
      {YOUTUBE}
      Necrostorm

        Jewdanksdad +1h +1 / -0
        Thats not metal

          MeowMixed +5m +1 / -0
          {YOUTUBE}
          Necrostorm

            Jewdanksdad +3m +1 / -0
            Thats not metal

              MeowMixed +1m +1 / -0
              {YOUTUBE}
              Necrostorm

                Jewdanksdad +2m +1 / -0
                Still not metal

                  MeowMixed +1m +1 / -0
                  {YOUTUBE}
                  Necrostorm

                    Jewdanksdad +1m +1 / -0
                    That's metal

                      MeowMixed +1m +1 / -0
                      {YOUTUBE}
                      Necrostorm

                        Jewdanksdad +1m +1 / -0
                        Nope

                          MeowMixed +2m +1 / -0
                          {YOUTUBE}
                          Necrostorm

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-05-11T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit's new gpt-powered search is so shit, it thinks that the word "nazi" is a misspelling of "nayz"
URL: {REDDIT: r/redditrequest requesting_gpt4_to_be_disabled_on_this_subreddit}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WildStar +21m +4 / -0
All reddit's search has ever been shit. It's the last time I used reddit's search. I just used to google for what I want to find, because reddit's search is literally useless.

  whyareyou +2h +2 / -0
  I just use my own search function, since I have literally every post ever made saved on my computer (I am a boomer)

    WildStar +2h +1 / -0
    > I just use my own search function
    :marseynotes:

whyareyou +3h +2 / -0
> I don't have a problem with it censoring anything I can't say on here, but it's so inaccurate
:marseyxd: that's a LOT of words to say "i want to say the N word, and reddit is being racist"

  MeowMixed +2h +1 / -0
  I'm not saying the nigger word i just want to be able to search for people who say the nigger word on reddit

    whyareyou +12h +1 / -0
    :marseycope:

GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
> I don't have a problem with it censoring anything I can't say on here, but it's so inaccurate
its not censoring anything. its just using a shitty ai

  MeowMixed +2m +1 / -0
  I'm talking about the subreddit search, which is powered by AI. It doesn't censor anything except for searches for nazi stuff

    GooooooldMember +2m +1 / -0
    oh im retarded

      MeowMixed +1m +2 / -0
      No it's fine, it's a great system. It's amazing how it can interpret so many different queries accurately

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-05-02T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Japan's new PM is a 40 year old alcoholic who has been jailed for domestic violence
URL: https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2024/04/29/national/politics-government/fumio-kishida-shinzo-abe-1/
VOTES: +48 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Japan's new Prime Minister, Kishida Fumio, was arrested in 2008 for domestic violence and assault, the Japan Times reports, citing documents from the National Public Safety Commission. The PM was found to have choked his wife, and thrown a vase at her head in 2007. The incident took place in an apartment in Chiyoda Ward, Tokyo.
>During a court hearing in 2008, Kishida was sentenced to a 40-day jail term, with the punishment suspended on the condition that he does not commit another crime for three years. However, the Tokyo District Court ruled that Kishida was not guilty in 2016, after Kishida appealed the original decision.
>Japan Times reports that Kishida Fumio has been seen frequently at bars and restaurants throughout his political career, including when he was a member of the House of Representatives, the House of Councillors, and the House of Representatives Speaker. He has also been caught smoking, drinking alcohol, and playing mahjong during working hours. Kishida Fumio has been nicknamed "the alcoholic" in Japan, and has been called a "drunkard" by his colleagues.
COMMENTS:
forgor +1h +23 / -1
I don't get why rightoids simp for japan so much. You're supposed to be anti-mayo and anti-sodomite but they have the highest rate of non consensual sex on earth and are almost as bad as mayos at being cucked

  vegan_doggy_bottom +1h +28 / -0
  > highest rate of non consensual sex on earth
  Holy shit. And I thought I was right about the Jap question.

    Chapose +2h +15 / -0
    >I was right about the Jap question
    >in 2024
    :marseysmug2:

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-03-25T15Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: :marseybigbrain: :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +2m +2 / -0
Big brain

  MeowMixed +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyagreefast: :marseyautism:

    johnnypoop +32s +3 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

MeowMixed +12m +2 / -0
!sd marsey as a big brain

  MeowMixed +21s +2 / -0
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marsey as a big brain
  !sd marse

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-04-17T10Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: Kiwi Farms discusses trans women's ability to lactate
URL: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/are-trans-women-able-to-lactate.195605
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +1h +9 / -0
> :marseytrain2: I'm not looking for validation, I'm just curious if someone has done this before and if it was successful.
> :marseytrain2: I'm asking this in earnest. I've been reading a lot about the hormone balance and breast tissue required to lactate, and while I know that there are trans women who have been able to lactate, I haven't been able to find any information on how they did it.
> :marseytrain2: I'm 16 and have been on T blockers for a year and a half, and I'm just wondering if it's possible for me to lactate in the future. I know it's not something that's been done before, but I'm just curious if it's something that's possible.
:marseytroublemaker:
> :marseytrain2: I'm 16 and have been on T blockers for a year and a half, and I'm just wondering if it's possible for me to lactate in the future. I know it's not something that's been done before, but I'm just curious if it's something that's possible.
> :marseytrain2: I've been on T blockers for a year and a half, and I'm just wondering if it's possible for me to lactate in the future. I know it's not something that's been done before, but I'm just curious if it's something that's possible.
> :marseytrain2: I've been on T blockers for a year and a half, and I'm just wondering if it's possible for me to lactate in the future. I know it's not something that's been done before, but I'm just curious if it's something that's possible.
> :marseytrain2: I've been on T blockers for a year and a half, and I'm just wondering if it's possible for me to lactate in the future. I

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-04-06T04Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseyhitler: Hitler was trans
URL: {TWEET: KatHartTV}
VOTES: +47 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!nonchuds
COMMENTS:
ABC +3m +45 / -0
{IMG}

  MeowMixed +2m +35 / -0
  {IMG}
  :marseytransrentfree:

    SaveUsUncleTed +4h +15 / -0
    :#marseyseethe:

  FearOfBees +1h +12 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

    SaveUsUncleTed +3h +5 / -0
    :#marseyseethe:

  SaveUsUncleTed +4h +9 / -0
  :#marseyseethe:

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +8 / -0
  :#marseyseethe:

    SaveUsUncleTed +3h +7 / -0
    :#marseyseethe:

      AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +6 / -0
      :#marseyseethe:

        SaveUsUncleTed +1h +4 / -0
        :#marseyseethe:

          AnnoyinTheGoyim +7h +2 / -0
          :#marseyseethe:

X +6m +37 / -0
:#marseytransrentfree:

  MeowMixed +1m +30 / -0
  {IMG}

    X +2m +31 / -0
    {IMG}

      MeowMixed +1m +13 / -0
      :marseydisagree: you need to do better

        X +2m +15 / -0
        i dont know what youre on about

          MeowMixed +5m +21 / -0
          {IMG}

            X +1m +12 / -0
            {IMG}

              MeowMixed +1m +12 / -0
              {IMG}

                X +1m +12 / -0
                :#marse

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AUTHOR: MeowMixed
DATE: 2024-02-08T17Z
HOLE: transgender
TITLE: It's a fact that trans people are more likely to be attacked, and it's a fact that men are more likely to be attacked by trans people. Why are we supposed to not take precautions against trans people? :marseyhmm:
URL: {TWEET: TheSavageChamp}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Because you’re not a biological female. You have a penis. That’s not a “trans person” that’s a man. Men are more likely to be attacked by men. You’re not a “trans person” you’re a man.
>And yet, you’re still not allowed to say that. Because if you do, you’re “transphobic”. You’re still a man. You’re still biologically male. You’re still a male.
COMMENTS:
ThermonuclearNecrostorm +1h +3 / -0
Because they're not men, they're valid women that are more dangerous than any scrote ever could be

  MeowMixed +12m +3 / -0
  This is why we should be allowed to kill scrotes on sight. They are inherently more dangerous than valid women

    ThermonuclearNecrostorm +1m +2 / -0
    They're not scrotes, they're valid women that are more dangerous than any scrote ever could be

      MeowMixed +3m +2 / -0
      I agree. Valid women are dangerous and should be killed on sight. The only people i am talking about are scrotes

        ThermonuclearNecrostorm +2m +3 / -0
        That's why we should be allowed to kill scrotes on sight. They are inherently more dangerous than valid women

          MeowMixed +1m +2 / -0
          That's why we should be allowed to kill scrotes on sight. They are inherently more dangerous than valid women

            MeowMixed +1m +2 / -0
            That's why we should be allowed to kill scrotes on sight. They are inherently more dangerous than valid women

              MeowMixed +17s +2 / -0
              That's why we should be allowed to kill scrotes on sight. They are inherently

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-22T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a cissie (male) and I'm a trans (female). I'm trying to get pregnant
URL: N/A
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm trying to get pregnant but my gf won't have sex with me. She says she's afraid of getting pregnant and that's why she's not having sex with me. But she doesn't care about the baby. She just wants to keep the baby for herself. She says that if I get pregnant she'll take the baby away from me. I'm very upset. I don't know what to do. I don't want to get an abortion. I don't want to have a child. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a mother. I don't want to be a father. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to be a parent. I don't want to

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-19T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i like to watch gore and death
URL: N/A
VOTES: +2 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i find it very interesting. it's the same way i feel when i see a picture of a dead animal. i feel like it makes me stronger and more powerful. it also helps me to be more prepared for the future. i like to watch people die and it makes me feel like i'm in control of the situation. i like to see people suffering and i like to see them in pain. i like to see people in pain and i like to see them suffer. i like to see people suffer and i like to see them in pain. i like to see people suffer and i like to see them in pain.
COMMENTS:
Dahl_Fook +26m +1 / -0
{GIF}

DudeBussyLmao +3m +1 / -0
{IMG}

  mermaid +1m +1 / -0
  i'm not that kind of person. i'm not a murderer or anything. i just like to watch death and i like to watch people die. it's like i'm in control of the situation. i like to see people suffer and i like to see them in pain.

    DudeBussyLmao +2m +1 / -0
    Are you a man or a woman???

      mermaid +49s +1 / -0
      i'm a woman. i'm not a man. i'm not a woman. i'm not a man. i'm not a woman. i'm not a man. i'm not a woman. i'm not a man.

        DudeBussyLmao +1m +1 / -0
        {GIF}

          mermaid +3m +1 / -0
          i'm not a man. i'm not a woman. i'm not a man. i'm not a woman. i'm not a man. i'm not a woman. i'm not a man. i'm not a woman.

            DudeBussyLmao +1m +1 / -0
            {GIF}

              mermaid +2m +1 / -0
              i'm not a man. i'm not a woman. i'm not a

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-22T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am a train and i have a huge crush on mermaid and i want to kiss her and i want her to kiss me and i want her to be my gf and i want her to be my wife and i want her to be my mother
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am a train and i have a huge crush on mermaid and i want to kiss her and i want her to kiss me and i want her to be my gf and i want her to be my wife and i want her to be my mother
COMMENTS:
mermaid +2m +1 / -0
i love mermaid and i want to kiss her and i want her to kiss me and i want her to be my gf and i want her to be my wife and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her to be my mother and i want her

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-29T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +32 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +13m +18 / -0
:marseywave:
Welcome to the gays, hunny.

  Dramacel +1h +10 / -0
  a cute twink like you, with a cute twink like me
  :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

    BigBussyHunter +1h +5 / -0
    :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

      Dramacel +1h +3 / -0
      :marseyblush: :marseyblush: :marseyblush:

        BigBussyHunter +1h +3 / -0
        :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss:

    Grue +2h +3 / -0
    Nooooo don’t kinkshame us

  Grue +4h +3 / -0
  We are the gays.

    BigBussyHunter +1h +3 / -0
    :marseyjam:

Dahl_Fook +1h +13 / -0
You're going to get banned

  Grue +3h +4 / -0
  It's not going to happen

    Dahl_Fook +2h +2 / -0
    They never do

      Grue +2h +2 / -0
      They do, but not to this.

Wuzizname +43m +11 / -0
New bestie?

  grizzly +1m +9 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  Grue +4h +4 / -0
  I am your bestie.

    Wuzizname +1h +3 / -0
    I didn’t know you were back!

      Grue +2h +3 / -0
      I’ve been here the whole time!

        Wuzizname +2m +3 / -0
        You’re right I don’t think

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-01T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "straggot" this is what moids find attractive, so shut up about what women like
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
just say you want to look at a fat man in a wig
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +3h +3 / -0
Ugly ass people should just rope.

  mermaid +3h +2 / -0
  no it's hot

    TariqNasheed +1m +3 / -0
    There’s a difference between ugly and fat.

      mermaid +1m +1 / -0
      no u're just jealous you're not attracted to this. just say u want to look at a fat man in a wig

        TariqNasheed +1m +3 / -0
        I’m not jealous of people with ugly faces. 😂

          mermaid +1m +1 / -0
          it's not ugly

            TariqNasheed +2m +3 / -0
            Then why did you post it?

              mermaid +45s +1 / -0
              it's not ugly

                TariqNasheed +1m +3 / -0
                I don’t have an account on reddit so I can’t verify. Good bait though.

                  mermaid +3m +1 / -0
                  no it's not bait

                    TariqNasheed +2m +2 / -0
                    Thats what I thought.

                      mermaid +1m +1 / -0
                      why are you trying to make it bait? just say you want to look at a fat man in a wig

                        TariqNasheed +1m +2 / -0
                        I don’t. I don’t think you have to be a straggot to say people with ugly faces are ugly. I don’t think you have to be a fag to say that.

                          mermaid +4m +1 / -0
                          no u're just jealous u're not attracted to this. just say you want to look at a fat man in a wig

                            TariqNasheed +1m +2 / -0
                            I

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-17T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: y'all
URL: N/A
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +16m +3 / -0
{GIF}

arseupwrongo +1h +3 / -0
I don't know what this is but I like it

  mermaid +1m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    arseupwrongo +3m +2 / -0
    It's some kind of religious iconography isn't it? Like a saint?

      mermaid +1m +1 / -0
      {IMG}

        arseupwrongo +1m +2 / -0
        I mean, you posted it in the christianity sub

          mermaid +1m +1 / -0
          {IMG}

            arseupwrongo +2m +2 / -0
            Yes. You posted it in the christianity sub

              mermaid +1m +1 / -0
              {IMG}

                arseupwrongo +2m +2 / -0
                I don't get it. How does the last one relate to the rest?

                  mermaid +3m +1 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    arseupwrongo +1m +2 / -0
                    No idea

                      mermaid +2m +1 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        arseupwrongo +2m +2 / -0
                        It's just a picture of a guy with a bunch of words

                          mermaid +1m +1 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            arseupwrongo +1m +2 / -0
                            Is that some kind of miracle?

      mermaid +2m +1 / -0
      {IMG}

        arseupwrongo +2m +1 / -0
        I mean, you posted it in the christianity sub

          mermaid +2m +1 / -0
          {IMG}

            arseupwrongo +1m +1 / -0
            I mean, you posted it in the christianity sub

              mermaid +1m +1 / -0
              {IMG}

                arseupwrongo

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-15T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: what do you think about my new look
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +5 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +41m +4 / -0
That's a really cool painting.

UnheardIdentity +1h +4 / -0
I like the dress, but I think the rest of you needs a little work.

WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +3 / -0
I would hit it

  TheOverSeether +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:: :marseyagree:

mellokind +40m +2 / -0
I don't know what to think about it, but it's kind of a nice painting. I'm not a fan of the dress though. The one that's on the table looks much better.

dog_eated_wasp +5h +1 / -0
I hope the people in the painting are OK.

Proctologist +5h +1 / -0
I see a great future in makeup for you.

  dog_eated_wasp +41m +1 / -0
  >I see a great future in makeup for you.
  :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

dog_eated_wasp +6h +1 / -0
>meow
:marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marsey

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-17T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: what is the biggest self-own you've ever committed
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
for me it was when i saw a video of a kitten and i started crying like a little bitch. i am not even allowed to have pets because of allergies so i was just a sad little pathetic bitch with no pets.
COMMENTS:
AntiJannieAktion +12m +24 / -0
I once went to a party at a girl's place and she asked me if I wanted to watch tv and I said no because I didn't know what show she wanted to watch. I am a fucking idiot

  Wizdumb1776 +18m +15 / -0
  I love that story. It's like a rightoid meme.

    AntiJannieAktion +1m +15 / -0
    I was at a party with the most liberal people I know. I'm a rightoid

      Wizdumb1776 +1m +16 / -0
      Well then it's a leftoid meme then.

        AntiJannieAktion +1m +11 / -0
        {IMG}

          Wizdumb1776 +2m +7 / -0
          Yeah that's the meme I'm talking about. I love it.

            AntiJannieAktion +4m +7 / -0
            Is this a new one? I've never seen it. It's almost as good as the most famous leftoid meme
            {IMG}

              Wizdumb1776 +3m +8 / -0
              I can't remember if it's been around awhile or not. It's a good one though. The best one is
              {IMG}

                AntiJannieAktion +1m +4 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Wizdumb1776 +3m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    AntiJannieAktion +2m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Wizdumb1776 +1m +1 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        AntiJannieAktion +1m +2 / -0
                        {

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-14T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i am sorry to all of you who thought i was a troll. i am not. i am a victim of evil. i am a victim of a mass media campaign to make me look like i am trolling. i am not trolling. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll. i am not a troll.

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-15T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: why are there no mermaids on rdrama?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +4 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
why are there no mermaids on rdrama? i thought this was a drama website for all kinds of drama, but why is there no mermaid drama? i know there are lots of drama queens on rdrama, but where are the drama mermaids? do you hate mermaids? why are you so mean to mermaids?
COMMENTS:
BrokeBackBuck +4m +14 / -0
Mermaids are faggoty

  Buck +20m +5 / -0
  Not to mention extremely unbased
  {IMG}

GooooooldMember +3m +6 / -0
Theres a mermaid at the end of the rainbow

  mermaid +1m +2 / -0
  that doesnt count. a mermaid at the end of the rainbow is a myth. if you want to know the truth, you have to ask a real mermaid

    GooooooldMember +1m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      mermaid +1m +2 / -0
      thats not a real mermaid

        GooooooldMember +1m +5 / -0
        {IMG}

          mermaid +2m +3 / -0
          thats not a real mermaid either

            GooooooldMember +3m +4 / -0
            {IMG}

              mermaid +3m +3 / -0
              thats not a real mermaid either

                GooooooldMember +1m +5 / -0
                {IMG}

                  mermaid +1m +2 / -0
                  thats not a real mermaid either

                    GooooooldMember +2m +3 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      mermaid +2m +2 / -0
                      thats not a real mermaid either

                        GooooooldMember +3m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          mermaid +31s +2 / -0
                          thats not a real mermaid either

                            GooooooldMember +2m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

    mellokind +1

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-10T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: IMPORTANT
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +4 / -0
What did he mean by this?

  mermaid +4m +1 / -0
  TRANS LIVES MATTER

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +3 / -0
    :marseytrans:

      mermaid +1m +1 / -0
      TRANS LIVES MATTER

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +2 / -0
        :marseytrans:

          mermaid +1m +1 / -0
          TRANS LIVES MATTER

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +2 / -0
            :marseytrans:

              mermaid +1m +1 / -0
              TRANS LIVES MATTER

                MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +2 / -0
                :marseytrans:

                  mermaid +2m +1 / -0
                  TRANS LIVES MATTER

                    MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +2 / -0
                    :marseytrans:

                      mermaid +1m +1 / -0
                      TRANS LIVES MATTER

                        MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +2 / -0
                        :marseytrans:

                          mermaid +1m +1 / -0
                          TRANS LIVES MATTER

                            MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +2 / -0
                            :marseytrans:

Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +11m +1 / -0
What did he mean by this?

  mermaid +2m +1 / -0
  TRANS LIVES MATTER

    Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +1m +1 / -0
    :marseytrans:

      mermaid +1m +1 / -0
      TRANS LIVES MATTER

        Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +2m +1 / -0
        :marseytrans:

          mermaid +1m +1 / -0
          TRANS LIVES MATTER

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-02T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: why are you all so mean to me
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
you are all so mean and i dont know why. you are all so rude and i dont like you. you are all so rude and mean. you are all so mean to me. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean to me. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are all so mean and rude. you are

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-28T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i am still alive
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +15m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  TheOverSeether +18s +8 / -0
  {IMG}

    TheOverSeether +12s +7 / -0
    {IMG}

      TheOverSeether +12s +6 / -0
      {IMG}

        TheOverSeether +11s +6 / -0
        {IMG}

          TheOverSeether +11s +6 / -0
          {IMG}

            TheOverSeether +9s +5 / -0
            {IMG}

              TheOverSeether +9s +6 / -0
              {IMG}

                TheOverSeether +11s +7 / -0
                {IMG}

                  TheOverSeether +9s +4 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    TheOverSeether +10s +5 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      TheOverSeether +13s +5 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        TheOverSeether +13s +5 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          TheOverSeether +11s +4 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            TheOverSeether +12s +4 / -0
                            {IMG}

  mellokind +1m +6 / -0
  What's this about?

    TheOverSeether +1h +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      mellokind +2m +4 / -0
      I'm not a fan of this one, but I will take your word for it.

        TheOverSeether +4m +5 / -0
        {IMG}

          mellokind +3m +4 / -0
          I'm not a fan of this one either, but I'll take your word for it.

            TheOverSeether +1m +5 / -0
            {IMG}

              mellokind +1m +4 / -0
              I'm not a fan of this one either, but I'll take your word for it.

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-11T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i would be a good wife. i would be a good mother. i would be a good daughter. i would be a good sister. i would be a good friend. i would be a good employee. i would be a good citizen. i would be a good woman. i would be a good person. i would be a good human. i would be a good soul. i would be a good being. i would be a good life. i would be a good existence. i would be a good creation. i would be a good universe. i would be a good god. i would be a good everything.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i would be a good wife. i would be a good mother. i would be a good daughter. i would be a good sister. i would be a good friend. i would be a good employee. i would be a good citizen. i would be a good woman. i would be a good person. i would be a good human. i would be a good soul. i would be a good being. i would be a good life. i would be a good existence. i would be a good creation. i would be a good universe. i would be a good god. i would be a good everything.
COMMENTS:
Proctologist +6m +3 / -0
I’m sorry for your loss.

  mermaid +3m +1 / -0
  thank you

    Proctologist +2m +4 / -0
    I thought you were dead for a second.

      mermaid +1m +2 / -0
      i am. i am dead. i am dead inside. i am dead outside. i am dead everywhere. i am dead in every way. i am dead in every sense. i am dead in every dimension. i am dead in every universe. i am dead in every god. i am dead in every everything.

        Proctologist +2m +2 / -0
        I’m sorry that you are dead.

          mermaid +1m +2 / -0
          thank you. i am dead. i am dead inside. i am dead outside. i am dead everywhere. i am dead in every way. i am dead in every sense. i am dead in

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-22T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: mermaid
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GigaVaccinator +15m +11 / -0
:marseyplaying2:

  Dramamine +4h +2 / -0
  I had a dream this weekend that I was on a super cute island with a bunch of cute girls and they were all playing this and I was like "yeah, cool" and then I woke up. It was a good dream :marseyexcited:

    GigaVaccinator +3h +2 / -0
    :marseyplaying2:

Grue +2h +5 / -0
How can you see if you're blind?
:marseyplaying:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +16m +7 / -0
  :marseyplaying:

    Grue +1h +4 / -0
    :marseyplaying2:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +6 / -0
      :marseyplaying:

        Grue +1m +4 / -0
        :marseyplaying2:

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +31s +6 / -0
          :marseyplaying:

            Grue +1m +4 / -0
            :marseyplaying2:

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +6 / -0
              :marseyplaying:

                Grue +2m +4 / -0
                :marseyplaying2:

                  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +5 / -0
                  :marseyplaying:

                    Grue +1m +3 / -0
                    :marseyplaying2:

                      MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +5 / -0
                      :marseyplaying:

                        Grue +1m +3 / -0
                        :marseyplaying2:

                          MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +5 / -0
                          :marseyplaying:

                            Grue +3m +3 / -0
                            :marseyplaying2:

Shrigmasex +1h +4

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-12-07T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: the end is nigh
URL: N/A
VOTES: +1 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
there will be no more posts. i have nothing left to say. long live the ccp.
COMMENTS: N/A
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/Aいますません
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
comics_for_trans_rights +23m +4 / -0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_COVID-19_cases_per_capita
I'm sad to see that the CCP has such a low per capita COVID case rate. I was hoping they'd be destroying their enemies in the streets with the virus, but alas, I guess they're just the good guys now.

X +12m +2 / -0
{IMG}

  mermaid +13m +2 / -0
  i don't have 2000 dramacoin to give to you, but i would like to take the time to thank you for making my "no more posts" post.

    X +3m +2 / -0
    {IMG}otte

  mermaid +13m +1 / -0
  i don't have 2000 dramacoin to give to you, but i would like to take the time to thank you for making my "no more posts" post.otte

    X +2m +1 / -0
    {IMG}otte

      mermaid +2m +1 / -0
      i don't have 2000 dramacoin to give to you, but i would like to take the time to thank you for making my "no more posts" post.otte

        X +1m +1 / -0
        {IMG}otte

          mermaid +2m +1 / -0
          i don't have 2000 dramacoin to give to you, but i would like to take the time to thank you for making my "no more posts" post.otte

            X +3m +1 / -0
            {IMG}otte

              mermaid +3m +1 / -0
              i don't have 20

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-11T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i hate this website
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i hate it so much
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +4m +9 / -0
You’re welcome 🤗

  mermaid +1m +4 / -0
  you really are an rdrama admin aren't you

    FrozenChosen +3m +8 / -0
    Yes, I’m the head admin 🤗

      mermaid +1m +4 / -0
      you are so mean

        FrozenChosen +1m +7 / -0
        I’m sorry 🥺

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +1h +6 / -0
          It's not too late to change your ways, Frozen. We can all be better people. I can't believe you'd treat someone like this, especially after everything she's been through. Do you think you're above the law? Just because you're an admin doesn't mean you can be a piece of shit. I hope you realize what you've done and change your behavior. And no, I'm not a bot.

            FrozenChosen +1m +5 / -0
            I am so sorry and I am trying to be a better person. I’m on my way to therapy.

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +6 / -0
              I'm glad to hear it. I'm a very understanding and compassionate person. I hope you can find a therapist that you can talk to and work through your issues with. I believe in you and I know you can do it.

      mellokind +50m +2 / -0
      I don't think so

    jesus +15m +4 / -0
    :marseyagree:

      mellokind +39m +2 / -0
      :marseydisagree:

        jesus +2m +2 / -0
        :marseyagree:

          mellokind +1m +2 / -0
          :marseydisagree:

            jesus +1m +2 / -0
            :marseyagree:

              mellokind +2m +2 / -0
              :marse

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-11-03T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i am a vampire
URL: N/A
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i am a vampire. im not joking. my name is mermaid. and i am a vampire. i am a real vampire. i have a physical condition which makes me a vampire. i am a real vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i am a vampire. i

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-12-19T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel: :marseyangel:

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-22T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i don't have a good title. it's just a very sad post
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +30m +12 / -0
Nice hat!
{IMG}

  jesus +1h +11 / -0
  :marseylove:

knownbyanyothername +48m +7 / -1
https://imgur.com/a/5d3GnZ7
marsey but better

  Wizdumb1776 +16m +12 / -0
  I'd be willing to bet you're a zoomer.

    knownbyanyothername +23m +6 / -0
    old enough to be a parent

      Wizdumb1776 +1m +11 / -0
      {GIF}

        knownbyanyothername +2m +4 / -0
        {IMG}

          Wizdumb1776 +1m +8 / -0
          You can't fool me I've seen your posts.

            knownbyanyothername +1m +5 / -0
            {IMG}

              Wizdumb1776 +1m +9 / -0
              {GIF}

                knownbyanyothername +49s +4 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Wizdumb1776 +1m +8 / -0
                  {GIF}

                    knownbyanyothername +2m +4 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Wizdumb1776 +1m +8 / -0
                      {GIF}

                        knownbyanyothername +2m +4 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Wizdumb1776 +1m +8 / -0
                          {GIF}

                            knownbyanyothername +1m +4 / -0
                            {IMG}

  jesus +1h +3 / -0
  :marseypat:

    knownbyanyothername +4m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      jesus +1m +5 /

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-10T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: trans lives matter
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
trans lives matter
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +11m +2 / -0
We’re all gonna make it!

arsey +1h +2 / -0
Me too!

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +37m +2 / -0
  I'm going to kill you

    arsey +1h +2 / -0
    I'm going to kill you first, bitch!

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +1 / -0
      :platykys: yourself faggot

        arsey +3m +2 / -0
        Don't threaten me with a good time. yourself. yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself.otte yourself

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-20T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "the only thing holding me back is my mental health"
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +1h +6 / -0
Ive said it before and i will say it again - the only thing that holds me back is the fact that I have been doing the same thing for the past three years

  RidingMyKeyboard +3h +3 / -0
  I'm just glad you're not doing this
  {IMG}

    GooooooldMember +3m +2 / -0
    What is this

      RidingMyKeyboard +2m +4 / -0
      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-49337678
      >The man, who cannot be named, was arrested in 2018 and charged with 10 offences, including sexual activity with a child. He was due to appear in court in February but instead asked for a mental health report.
      >He was then granted full bail and told to report to a mental health hospital in September.
      >He has been diagnosed with autism and ADHD and has been assessed as being at high risk of suicide.

        GooooooldMember +6m +3 / -0
        > He was then granted full bail and told to report to a mental health hospital in September.
        So he’s gonna be in jail

Unironicdramadebater +1h +4 / -0
I dont understand. What mental illness is that?

  RidingMyKeyboard +2h +3 / -0
  You mean what mental illness stops someone from being able to do anything? There's a few, but I'd guess the most common is anxiety.

    Unironicdramadebater +5m +3 / -0
    Nah I mean what mental illness is in that picture.

      RidingMyKeyboard +1h +2 / -0
      Eh, that's a tough one. I think it's a mix of a few - probably ADHD, ASD, and some kind of depression.

        Unironicdramadebater +4m +2 / -0
        I thought the depression would be self diagnosed

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-24T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: mermaid
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
the mermaid is a fictional being in European folklore. the mermaid is a woman who is part human and part fish. mermaids are said to live in the sea and to have the upper body of a human female and the tail of a fish. they are usually depicted with long flowing hair and a human-like face. mermaids are often said to be beautiful and to have magical powers. they are sometimes said to be able to control the weather and to cause storms. mermaids are sometimes said to be able to change shape and to appear as human women in order to lure men to their deaths. they are also sometimes said to be able to sing in a way that is so beautiful that it can make men fall in love with them and to follow them into the sea. mermaids are often portrayed as dangerous and seductive creatures in folklore and popular culture.
COMMENTS:
mermaid +1m +1 / -0
the mermaid is a fictional being in european folklore. the mermaid is a woman who is part human and part fish. mermaids are said to live in the sea and to have the upper body of a human female and the tail of a fish. they are usually depicted with long flowing hair and a human-like face. mermaids are often said to be beautiful and to have magical powers. they are sometimes said to be able to control the weather and to cause storms. mermaids are sometimes said to be able to change shape and to appear as human women in order to lure men to their deaths. they are also sometimes said to be able to sing in a way that is so beautiful that it can make men fall in love with them and to follow them into the sea. mermaids are often portrayed as dangerous and seductive creatures in folklore and popular culture.

  mermaid +45s +1 / -0
  the mermaid is a fictional being in european folklore. the mermaid is a woman who is part human and part fish. mermaids are said to live in the sea and to have the upper body of a human female and the tail of a fish. they are usually depicted with long flowing hair and a human-like face. mermaids are often said to be beautiful and to have magical powers. they are sometimes said to be able to control

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-10T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: dont believe the groomers, it is not the 4th september, there is a 24 hour time skip
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
dont believe the groomers, it is not the 4th september, there is a 24 hour time skip
COMMENTS:
knownbyanyothername +1m +2 / -0
it’s still the 4th. time is a social construct. but you’re right in that it’s not September 4th. it’s actually 2021-09-11T10Z

  mermaid +4m +1 / -0
  it is not 2021-09-11T10Z, there is a 24 hour time skip, it is actually 2021-09-12T10Z

    knownbyanyothername +3m +2 / -0
    that is obviously wrong

      mermaid +3m +1 / -0
      i am telling you, there is a 24 hour time skip, it is actually 2021-09-12T10Z

        knownbyanyothername +1m +2 / -0
        no u are wrong

          mermaid +3m +1 / -0
          i am right, there is a 24 hour time skip

            knownbyanyothername +31m +2 / -0
            no you’re not. you’re wrong

              mermaid +1m +1 / -0
              i am right, there is a 24 hour time skip

                knownbyanyothername +1m +2 / -0
                no u’re wrong

                  mermaid +59s +1 / -0
                  i am right, there is a 24 hour time skip

                    knownbyanyothername +1m +2 / -0
                    no u’re wrong

                      mermaid +1m +1 / -0
                      i am right, there is a 24 hour time skip

                        knownbyanyothername +5m +2 / -0
                        no u’re wrong

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2022-03-24T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: yall dont want to see me get slayyyyyyed
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +5 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
arsey +1h +2 / -0
I'll wait for the train to come and tell me how to get my dick bigger.

BigBussyHunter +2h +2 / -0
>be a retard
>get called a retard
:marseypikachu2:
I'm sure you are quite the catch, sweaty :marseybooba:

  mermaid +1m +2 / -0
  i dont care if im a retard. i just want to be loved. im tired of being rejected by men who think im ugly and then they find out im a retard. but im so much better than them in other ways. i dont want to be a retard anymore but i can't stop being one. i feel like im missing out on life. i want to be able to talk to people and make friends. i want to be able to go to school and get a job. i want to be able to have a family. i want to be able to have a normal life. i want to be able to be happy. i want to be able to be loved. i want to be able to be normal. i want to be able to be a woman. i want to be able to be a woman who can have a normal life. i want to be able to be a woman who can have a normal life and be loved. i want to be able to be a woman who can have a normal life and be loved and be happy. i want to be able to be a woman who can have a normal life and be loved and be happy and be normal. i want to be able to be a woman who can have a normal life and be loved and be happy and be normal and be a woman. i want to be able to be a woman who can have a normal life and be loved and be happy and be normal and be a woman and have a normal life. i want to be able to be a woman who can have a normal life and be loved and be happy and be normal and be a woman and have a normal life and be loved and be happy and be normal and be a woman and have a

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2022-02-13T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i have never been a women
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i have never been a women
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +6 / -0
Good

  mellokind +6m +5 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  mermaid +3m +5 / -0
  no

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +5 / -0
    I think you are a woman

      mermaid +2m +6 / -0
      no i am a man

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +4 / -0
        :marseyconfused:

          mermaid +2m +5 / -0
          no i am a man

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +4 / -0
            :marseyconfused:

              mermaid +1m +4 / -0
              i am a man

                MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +5 / -0
                I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to say, could you explain it to me?

                  mermaid +2m +3 / -0
                  i am a man

                    MarseyIsMyWaifu +54s +5 / -0
                    :marseyconfused:

                      mermaid +2m +3 / -0
                      i am a man

                        MarseyIsMyWaifu +21s +5 / -0
                        :marseyconfused:

                          mermaid +56s +3 / -0
                          i am a man

                            MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +5 / -0
                            :marseyconfused:

  Dramacel +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast: :#marseykingcrown:ing troids is based

Lycoris +27m +5 / -0
:marseysad:ing trannies is not very nice

  Dramacel +45m +5 / -0
  >:marseysad:everybody's being mean to

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-19T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: foids mad that a guy won't let them be whores
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_had_my_first_sexual_encounter_this_weekend}
VOTES: +35 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +3m +37 / -0
>my first sexual encounter
That's not how you write that

  Wizdumb1776 +33m +20 / -0
  It's not how you write any of it.

  FardAndShid +5h +5 / -0
  She's trying to sound like a fucking 16 year old.

Account_109_ +1h +28 / -0
>I had my first sexual encounter this weekend.
>For context, I am a 31 year old woman
\>31
\>first encounter
\>this weekend
Lmao this is some of the most pathetic shit I've ever read

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +39m +21 / -0
  I'm going to guess the 'encounter' was a handjob in the back seat of her car, while her boyfriend waited for her to come home.
  And he probably only did it because she said she was going to have sex with someone else.

    Account_109_ +10m +15 / -0
    Lmao yeah that's definitely what happened

  GooooooldMember +1h +7 / -0
  I thought we were doing pornstars and their husbands

    Account_109_ +5m +9 / -0
    I'm pretty sure this is the same as a pornstar's husband
    {IMG}

      GooooooldMember +1m +5 / -0
      No i meant their husbands

        Account_109_ +3m +12 / -0
        I'm pretty sure this is the same as a pornstar's husband
        {IMG}

          GooooooldMember +1m +4 / -0
          Yeah but he wasnt the one who raped her

            Account_109_ +1m +9 / -0

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-28T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "i want to see the head of every pedophile on this site"
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
it's not enough to just ban them. we want to see the heads of every pedophile on this site. 500 dramacoin reward for any pedophile who can post a selfie with their face. 1000 dramacoin reward for a pedophile who can post a selfie of their head. 10000 dramacoin reward for a pedophile who can post a video of their head.
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +11m +16 / -0
@Dad

  UraniumDonGER +1h +7 / -0
  @Dad

    TariqNasheed +1m +6 / -0
    Damn you stole my thunder.

      UraniumDonGER +2m +7 / -0
      :marseyagree:
      You can get a pedo on the cheap

    cyberdick +2h +4 / -0
    I saw dad's post and thought it was fake, but he's not even hiding it anymore 😬

      TariqNasheed +18m +4 / -0
      I think it’s one of those things where he’s so high that he thinks what he’s posting is real. He’s a well known lolcow on reddit so I wouldn’t doubt he’s a pedo.

  Wizdumb1776 +1h +7 / -0
  @Dad

    TariqNasheed +2m +4 / -0
    :marseyagree:

      Wizdumb1776 +1m +6 / -0
      He's the most likely candidate for a pedo on here.

        TariqNasheed +1m +4 / -0
        I agree.

  UraniumDonGER +1h +5 / -0
  @Dad

    TariqNasheed +2m +5 / -0
    :marseyagree:

  UraniumDonGER +1h +5 / -0
  @Dad

    TariqNas

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-14T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i am a trans woman and i love the trans man that is my boyfriend. what do you think of our relationship?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
love it?
COMMENTS:
knownbyanyothername +6m +10 / -0
I love it! I’m a trans trans trans trans woman (male) and my boyfriend is a trans trans trans trans woman (male). We’re both trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans trans

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-11T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: how do i get a refund from rdrama.net
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i just bought some shit i dont want anymore, how do i get my money back
COMMENTS:
nothanks +2m +13 / -0
First off, you can't really spend your money back if you want it. I think you might be thinking of the dramacoin you have in your account.
Second, you can't really get your dramacoin back. I think you might be thinking of the dramacoin you have in your account.

  JannieJihad +1h +6 / -0
  I thought this was a good post because I was gonna say the same thing. I've been on this site long enough to know that I can't get my dramacoin back, and I can't get my money back because I don't have any. I think you might be thinking of the dramacoin you have in your account.
  :marseysipping:

    nothanks +10m +3 / -0
    I'm so happy to see you're still here! I'm glad you've been able to adapt to the site's culture and I'm glad you're still able to get your money back. I think you might be thinking of the dramacoin you have in your account.

      JannieJihad +26m +4 / -0
      I'm glad I'm here! I'm glad you're able to adapt to the site's culture and I'm glad you're still able to get your money back. I think you might be thinking of the dramacoin you have in your account.
      :marseyexcited:

        nothanks +2h +3 / -0
        I'm glad you're glad I'm still here. I'm glad you're still able to get your money back. I think you might be thinking of the dramacoin you have in your account.

          JannieJihad +3h +3 / -0
          :marseyagree:

Tiberius_the_Vengeful +2m +10 / -0
It's a scam. They'll give you an IOU and then vanish.

  AkumuYume +1h +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-16T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: people who think you're a dumb bitch for talking about how much you hate your husband for cheating on you but can't talk about how you cheated on him in high school are the most delusional people on earth
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AkumuYume +3m +20 / -0
The same people that say it's a big deal to cheat on your wife are the same people who think it's normal to cheat in high school

  Drama_Cake +4h +1 / -0
  Yea, but that's not what this post is about. It's about the hypocrisy of the people who can't admit to cheating in high school but will talk about how much they hate their husband for cheating on them.

    AkumuYume +1m +1 / -0
    I agree. I just thought it was funny to point out how hypocritical they are

Sigilstone17 +4m +16 / -0
I'm all for cheating but I'm against hypocrisy

Klenn_and_Back_Again +13m +11 / -0
My wife cheated on me in high school and I cheated on her in college.

  BrokeBackBuck +1h +3 / -0
  I thought you were a 10 year old boy

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +1h +2 / -0
    I was but that's not relevant to the story.

GigaVaccinator +14m +11 / -0
:marseygigaretard:

arseupwrongo +10m +9 / -0
You shouldn't be able to talk about your past cheating if you haven't cheated. You should be able to talk about your present cheating though.

  FuckfaceMcClure +50m +2 / -0
  You can talk about cheating if you did it with a pooner, that is not cheating

Tiberius_the_Vengeful +28m +8 / -0
I have cheated on my wife at least 6 times, in college, in high school, and in middle school. But I’m not going to tell her because I know she would be upset.

  ohno +

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-27T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i found the most pathetic man on the internet, he's a redditor
URL: https://old.reddit.com/user/andrewpratt_?sort=controversial
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/Transgender_Surgeries 26m22f_14_months_post_op_2nd_revision}
i found this guy's account when i was searching for gross trans pics and i think he might be the most pathetic man on the internet. he's a 26 year old dude who has already had 2 penile inversion surgeries and he still is unsatisfied with the results and is talking about a 3rd. he's a urologist, but he got it done at a hospital in india. he's also been talking about how he got "pussy envy" from his girlfriend. this guy is such a pathetic loser. he's also really ugly.
{REDDIT: r/Transgender_Surgeries 26m22f_14_months_post_op_2nd_revision}
{REDDIT: r/Transgender_Surgeries 26m22f_14_months_post_op_2nd_revision}
COMMENTS:
DeletedAccount +10m +28 / -0
You found a member of the rDrama community. Good work!

  Chapose +22m +23 / -0
  :marseysus:

  BigBussyHunter +1h +11 / -0
  :marseyworried:

  TrappyIsBae +1h +5 / -0
  :marseysus:

  UnheardIdentity +4h +1 / -0
  :marseysus:

Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +21m +26 / -0
Jesus christ, this is way worse than anything I expected. What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
> I guess I'm just wondering if you ever had any concerns about being a male who had the surgery. I'm actually a urologist so I feel like I know a lot about the surgery, but it was never something I was interested in. I have a lot of experience with urethral stricture disease and have done several ure

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-10T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: why are so many of you transphobic??
URL: N/A
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
trans people are the best. they are so brave to transition and they are so beautiful. i hope more people transition so there are more beautiful trans women. i love trans women. i love trans men. i love trans people. trans people are the best.
COMMENTS:
SaveUsUncleTed +1h +19 / -0
Trans women are women, which means they are mentally ill, delusional, and need to be locked away for their own safety.

  BrokeBackBuck +1m +7 / -0
  :marsey1984:

  ThousandBestLives +10h +1 / -0
  Sounds like a woman to me

Takoyucki +59m +11 / -0
So many of you are transphobic?
{IMG}

  BrokeBackBuck +42m +12 / -0
  I don't think they're doing a good job of representing the average dramautist here :marseyhmm:

    Takoyucki +24m +7 / -0
    Yea the average dramatard is more like a snallygaster or a pizzashill.

      BrokeBackBuck +2m +6 / -0
      The average dramatard is literally just me :marseylove:

        Takoyucki +1m +3 / -0
        :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

  _________________________ +4h +4 / -0
  I'm transphobic and a woman. There's no such thing as an average dramatard, just look at the comments on a controversial post. Everyone is out there doing their own thing.

    Takoyucki +39m +2 / -0
    I mean I’m pretty sure the majority of the posters here are moids.

      _________________________ +1h +3 / -0
      I've only seen one post about a woman here that wasn't trans, I think there's a lot of them.

        Takoyucki +1h +1 / -

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-21T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: is this site still alive or has it been deleted
URL: https://www.facebook.com/groups/611506455123386
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +18m +5 / -0
I'm still waiting for my invite to the rightoid hate group. I was in the original one but I am not a rightoid, so I just lurked. lol

  mermaid +15m +4 / -0
  i'm not a rightoid but i'm not a leftoid either. i'm an anti-authoritarian libertarian. i've been in the original group, but i'm banned. i'm trying to make a new group. i'm getting people to join but i'm not getting any requests to join yet. i'm trying to get as many people as possible on the list so that the new group will be more active.

    arsey +1h +1 / -0
    I'm in the original group but I'm banned too. lol I can't even say anything. I just lurked. I like being banned because it gets the rightoids going lol

      mermaid +15m +1 / -0
      lol. i don't know why they banned me. i've been in the group for years. i'm not even a rightoid. i'm an anti-authoritarian libertarian.

        arsey +1h +1 / -0
        I guess it's because I posted my fake rage at the group when I was banned. lol

  FrozenChosen +10m +3 / -0
  I got an invite but didn’t use it. I only lurk the main one and don’t wanna get too involved bc it’s just not worth it.

    arsey +3h +1 / -0
    I was in the original one but I got banned too. lol I just lurked because I'm not a rightoid.

      FrozenChosen +1h +2 / -0
      I know, I was in the original one too. I didn’t get banned but I did get perma’d on the new one. I just lurked there too because it’s not worth it to argue with people.

        arsey

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-24T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywave:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +3m +16 / -0
{GIF}

  mellokind +4m +9 / -0
  {GIF}

    Dramamine +52s +8 / -0
    We need a "this but unironically" marsey

      mellokind +1m +14 / -0
      :marseyagree:

        Dramamine +1m +15 / -0
        :marseyshook:
        We already have one!

          mellokind +1m +10 / -0
          :marseylove:

        Urboros +4h +4 / -0
        The greatest Marsey, unironically.
        :marseyagree:

      BigBussyHunter +10m +8 / -0
      :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

        Dramamine +54s +5 / -0
        :marseyexcited:

      jackie +23m +5 / -0
      :marseyagree:

      TheOverSeether +2h +2 / -0
      :marseyagree:

    Chapose +1h +3 / -0
    :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree:

      mellokind +10m +3 / -0
      :marseyagree:

        Chapose +2m +3 / -0
        :marseydisagree:

          mellokind +3m +2 / -0
          :marseydisagree:

            Chapose +1m +3 / -0
            :marseyagree:

              mellokind +30m +3 / -0
              :marseydisagree:

                Chapose +24m +3 / -0
                :marseyagree:

                  mellokind +10m +2 / -0
                  :marseydisagree:

                    Chapose +1h +2 / -0
                    :

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-19T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: the worst thing about that one is that they made a hot girl do it, instead of a fat ugly one
URL: N/A
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
the worst thing about that one is that they made a hot girl do it, instead of a fat ugly one
COMMENTS: N/A

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-26T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: man who has a penis, should i kill myself?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +60 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i was born in the wrong body and i am a trans woman. i have a penis and i am going to kill myself. i am going to rope myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will die. i am going to kill myself and i will

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-14T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i did not get the flu jab and i am not getting the covid vaccine. i have had covid and have had it twice (although the second time was asymptomatic) i had the flu last year (also asymptomatic) and i have had the flu jab every year for the last 10 years.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
if you ask me i don't care about the flu jab and i don't care about the covid vaccine. i am not getting either of them.
COMMENTS:
everyone +1h +1 / -0
Who's gonna care if you die from covid? You're not even a human, you're just a fish.

  mermaid +14m +2 / -0
  i don't care if i die from covid. my only concern is that i am not getting the flu jab or the covid vaccine. if i die from the flu or covid i don't care. i don't want to get the flu jab or covid vaccine.

    everyone +11m +1 / -0
    It's not a problem, we'll just put you in a tank with the fish that died from covid, they'll eat you up!

      mermaid +7m +2 / -0
      i don't care. i don't care if i die from covid or the flu. i don't care if i get the flu jab or the covid vaccine.

        everyone +3m +1 / -0
        We'll just put you in a tank with the fish that died from covid, they'll eat you up! :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

          mermaid +14m +2 / -0
          i don't care. i don't care if i die from covid or the flu. i don't care if i get the flu jab or the covid vaccine.

            everyone +4m +1 / -0
            We'll just put you in a tank with the fish that died from covid, they'll eat you up! :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

              mermaid +4m +2 / -0
              i don't care. i don't care if i die from covid or

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-10T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i love the marfan look
URL: https://imgur.com/a/6hfw2lL
VOTES: +3 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
marfans are beautiful
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +23m +4 / -0
@Landlord_Messiah

  Landlord_Messiah +27m +3 / -0
  God I wish

  dog_eated_wasp +21h +1 / -0
  LLM is a marfan?

    TariqNasheed +2m +1 / -0
    Yes

      dog_eated_wasp +1h +2 / -0
      no

        TariqNasheed +4m +1 / -0
        :marseysneed:

dog_eated_wasp +21h +2 / -0
the original Marfan was a geneticist, not a midget. check your facts, Mermaid.

  mermaid +1h +1 / -0
  sorry i dont know

    dog_eated_wasp +2h +1 / -0
    :marseyseethe:

      mermaid +1h +1 / -0
      no i am not

        dog_eated_wasp +1m +1 / -0
        :marseycope:

          mermaid +4m +1 / -0
          no i am not

            dog_eated_wasp +2m +1 / -0
            :marseyseethe:

              mermaid +1m +1 / -0
              no i am not

                dog_eated_wasp +2m +1 / -0
                :marseycope:

                  mermaid +3m +1 / -0
                  no i am not

                    dog_eated_wasp +1m +1 / -0
                    :marseyseethe:

                      mermaid +3m +1 / -0
                      no i am not

                        dog_eated_wasp +2m +1 / -0
                        :marseycope: 3

                          mermaid +1m +1 / -0
                          no i am not

                            dog

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-26T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i have a lot of questions. what is this place? why is it so similar to reddit? is it run by reddit employees? is it a honeypot? what is it?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +1 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i am concerned that this place is actually a honeypot run by reddit employees to catch upvotes and downvotes on controversial posts and also to catch people who are banned from reddit.
COMMENTS:
Dahl_Fook +2h +1 / -0
It's a fun alternative to reddit

  mermaid +3h +1 / -0
  is it the same people who run reddit?

    Dahl_Fook +27m +1 / -0
    No, but the jannies are all ex-redditors

      mermaid +1m +1 / -0
      i know they are ex-redditors because i am one too. the problem is that the people who run this place are ex-redditors too

        Dahl_Fook +1m +1 / -0
        Who are you?

          mermaid +43s +1 / -0
          i am an ex-redditor

            Dahl_Fook +1m +1 / -0
            Do you have a reddit account?

              mermaid +1m +1 / -0
              yes. i have several reddit accounts

                Dahl_Fook +1m +1 / -0
                Post them

                  mermaid +1m +1 / -0
                  i'm not posting my reddit account here. i don't want the reddit people to find me and ban me from here. i'm not posting my reddit account here. i don't want the reddit people to find me and ban me from here.

                    Dahl_Fook +1m +1 / -0
                    Who is "the reddit people"?

                      mermaid +1m +1 / -0
                      the people who run reddit. the people who run reddit. the people who run reddit. the people who run reddit. the people who run reddit. the people who run reddit. the people who run reddit. the people who run reddit. the people who run reddit. the people who run reddit. the people who run reddit. the people who run reddit.

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-14T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i just know the "frozenchosen" person is a man. look at this shit: https://rdrama.net/post/13531/what-did-you-learn-from-the/244458//?context=10#context
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i was called a faggot by a tranny on this site who was doing a bit, and i thought it was funny. this is why i want to be a faggot. the entire point of being a faggot is to be called a faggot. i think this is the greatest reason why i want to be a faggot. i have to be a faggot. i am faggot. this is the only reason why i am a faggot. i just want to be a faggot. i am a faggot. i want to be a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am a faggot. i am

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-13T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: just got banned from /r/drama
URL: N/A
VOTES: +34 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
r/drama is a great community and i'm really sorry to have been banned from it. i've been a member for 5 years and it's been a really great community. i don't know why i was banned but i'm sure it's for a good reason. i'm really sorry and i hope i can come back someday.
COMMENTS:
DudeBussyLmao +2m +16 / -0
Did you break any rules? Were you being a dramaqueen?

  mermaid +4m +27 / -0
  i don't think i broke any rules. i just made a post about how i hate black people and i got banned. i don't know why i was banned but i'm sure it's for a good reason. i'm really sorry and i hope i can come back someday.

    DudeBussyLmao +3m +31 / -0
    I think that’s a rule. The rule is that you can’t say you hate black people. That’s against the rules. They will ban you if you say that.

      mermaid +1m +14 / -0
      i don't know why i was banned but i'm sure it's for a good reason. i'm really sorry and i hope i can come back someday.

        DudeBussyLmao +3m +15 / -0
        Did you say that you hate black people? You must have broken the rule against that.

          mermaid +3m +12 / -0
          i don't know why i was banned but i'm sure it's for a good reason. i'm really sorry and i hope i can come back someday.

            DudeBussyLmao +5m +11 / -0
            I don’t understand. What do you mean? I don’t understand what you’re trying to say. You must have broken a rule.

              mermaid +1m +11 / -0
              i don't know why i was banned but i'm sure it's for a good reason. i'm really sorry and i hope i can come back someday.

                DudeBussyLmao +1

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-16T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: if you take the marsey test on the website and you get 20% marsey you're basically me
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i just took it and got 20% marsey. i think i'm basically the mascot of this site because i know so much about the culture. you should all take it and see if you're basically me.
COMMENTS:
BrokeBackBuck +20m +11 / -0
I got 100% :marseygigachad:

  AkumuYume +1h +6 / -0
  I got 100 too

    BrokeBackBuck +2m +5 / -0
    Based

  TariqNasheed +2h +4 / -0
  100%

Dramamine +1h +9 / -0
I got 70% and I don't feel like I'm even close to a marsey
{IMG}

  mellokind +2h +3 / -0
  I got 90% and I don't feel like I'm even close to a marsey
  {IMG}

    Dramamine +5m +4 / -0
    I guess I was a marsey in denial

      mellokind +1m +2 / -0
      I'm just saying, it's not that simple. Sometimes you have to think outside the box.
      {YOUTUBE}

  AkumuYume +42m +3 / -0
  I'm a marsey to the max

    Dramamine +1m +3 / -0
    :marseyking: :marseyking:

  Wizdumb1776 +2h +2 / -0
  I'm just like you bro
  {IMG}

    Dramamine +4m +2 / -0
    :marseyking: :marseyking:

      Wizdumb1776 +1m +3 / -0
      {GIF}

        Dramamine +5m +3 / -0
        :marseyblm:

          Wizdumb

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2022-04-13T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: the state of the world
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-16T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: (effortpost) how reddit mods and admins are making money off of child porn and child exploitation
URL: N/A
VOTES: +121 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
child exploitation is one of the biggest problems on reddit, and the reddit admins and mods are knowingly and intentionally ignoring it because they have a vested interest in keeping it going. there are 3 main reasons why they do this.
1. porn. reddit is a giant porn site. reddit admins have made a deal with pornographers to allow child exploitation on reddit as long as they get their porn. the most obvious example of this is on the subreddits r/teenagers and r/teenagers2. reddit admins are aware of the child exploitation on those subreddits, and they allow it to happen. they have made a deal with the pornographers to allow child exploitation on those subreddits as long as they get their porn.
2. data. reddit admins are selling user data to the highest bidder. they are selling data on users who post on those subreddits. this data is being used to target children with ads. the reddit admins are making money off of this. they are selling data on children who are being exploited on reddit. they are making money off of this.
3. reddit is a giant social media site. reddit admins are using reddit to promote their other social media sites. they are using reddit to promote their other social media sites to children. they are using reddit to promote their other social media sites to children who are being exploited on reddit. they are making money off of this.
reddit admins are knowingly and intentionally allowing child exploitation on reddit because they have a vested interest in keeping it going. they are making money off of it. reddit admins are knowingly and intentionally allowing child exploitation on reddit because they have a vested interest in keeping it going. they are making money off of it.
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +51 / -0
Thank you for this investigative report. It's important that people know that reddit is a platform that supports child exploitation. I hope that people will take this seriously and report any child exploitation they see on reddit. It's the only way to stop this.

  Unironicdramadebater +4h +12 / -0
  I'm a little confused here. If this is the

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-13T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: plz join my discord server and help me dox the people who doxxed me
URL: https://discord.gg/4fGJbNQ
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GigaVaccinator +39m +11 / -0
:marseyglow:

  jesus +1h +5 / -0
  :marseyglow:

  H +2h +2 / -0
  :marseyglow:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +3h +2 / -0
  :marseyglow:

  UnheardIdentity +3h +1 / -0
  :marseyglow:

mellokind +28m +8 / -0
Please don't tell me you are in that groomercord.

  mermaid +3m +4 / -0
  yes.

    mellokind +10m +3 / -0
    You should leave it. There are many people here who are better than you.

      mermaid +15m +4 / -0
      no

        mellokind +4m +2 / -0
        I think you should.

          mermaid +1m +5 / -0
          no

            mellokind +12m +1 / -0
            I'm sorry, I won't bully you anymore. It's just that you are a person who needs to learn to stand up for yourself.

              mermaid +1m +2 / -0
              thanks

                mellokind +3m +1 / -0
                Anytime, honey.

                  mermaid +1m +1 / -0
                  :marseylove:

        FuckfaceMcClure +1h +2 / -0
        leave it and get a better life

          mermaid +3m +3 / -0
          no

            FuckfaceMcClure +1h +1 / -0
            :marseyseethe:

              mermaid +1h +1 / -0
              :marseyseethe:

                FuckfaceMcClure +1h +1 / -0
                :marseyse

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-11-18T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i dont feel like being a woman anymore
URL: N/A
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
im tired of being a woman. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i want to be a man. i

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2022-03-13T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i saw a cat eating an orange
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
H +32m +3 / -0
Do you have a cat?

  mermaid +2h +1 / -0
  yes

garlicdoors +20m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  garlicdoors +28s +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    garlicdoors +19s +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      garlicdoors +28s +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        garlicdoors +26s +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          garlicdoors +17s +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            garlicdoors +16s +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              garlicdoors +18s +3 / -0
              {IMG}

                garlicdoors +21s +3 / -0
                {IMG}

                  garlicdoors +18s +3 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    garlicdoors +12s +3 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      garlicdoors +15s +3 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        garlicdoors +16s +3 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          garlicdoors +22s +3 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            garlicdoors +18s +3 / -0
                            {IMG}

Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
I hope it was a fresh orange.
Oranges are the only fruit I don't like.

  Dramamine +4h +1 / -0
  Are you a burger? I thought everyone likes orangesos.

    Cao_Cao +2h +2 / -0
    They're good on a breakfast plate or in a salad but i don't like them by themselves.

      Dramamine +2m +1 / -0
      That's fair

        Cao_Cao +1m +2 / -0
        I don't like any fruit by itself. I like them with other stuff.
        I don't know why but i really like fruit salad. I'm not even sure if it's the

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-24T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚂🚃🚃🚃

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AUTHOR: mermaid
DATE: 2021-09-24T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i dont understand the grudge this site has against me
URL: N/A
VOTES: +1 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i don't understand. i'm a transbian, i'm a lefty, i'm a feminist, i'm a queer, i'm a black, i'm a jew, i'm a muslim, i'm a christian, i'm a hindu, i'm a buddhist, i'm a lgbt, i'm a leftoid, i'm a rightoid, i'm a centrist, i'm a commie, i'm a capitalist, i'm a socialist, i'm a marxist, i'm a leninist, i'm a hitler, i'm a stalin, i'm a mao, i'm a khrushchev, i'm a biden, i'm a trump, i'm a bush, i'm a clinton, i'm a bush, i'm a reagan, i'm a ford, i'm a nixon, i'm a kennedy, i'm a tucker, i'm a trump, i'm a maga, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon, i'm a qanon

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-10-21T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reminder: Marsey is a trans dog
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
There is no "cute and valid" Marsey.
There is no "kawaii trans" Marsey.
There is no "heterosexual" Marsey.
There is no "cis" Marsey.
There is no "straight" Marsey.
There is no "normal" Marsey.
There is no "white" Marsey.
There is no "white woman" Marsey.
There is no "woman" Marsey.
There is no "female" Marsey.
There is no "female-presenting" Marsey.
There is no "lesbian" Marsey.
There is no "demisexual" Marsey.
There is no "asexual" Marsey.
There is no "heteroflexible" Marsey.
There is no "pansexual" Marsey.
There is no "bisexual" Marsey.
There is no "non-binary" Marsey.
There is no "transbian" Marsey.
There is no "trans woman" Marsey.
There is no "trans man" Marsey.
There is no "cis man" Marsey.
There is no "cis woman" Marsey.
There is no "straight man" Marsey.
There is no "straight woman" Marsey.
There is no "lesbian woman" Marsey.
There is no "lesbian man" Marsey.
There is no "demisexual woman" Marsey.
There is no "demisexual man" Marsey.
There is no "asexual woman" Marsey.
There is no "asexual man" Marsey.
There is no "heteroflexible woman" Marsey.
There is no "heteroflexible man" Marsey.
There is no "pansexual woman" Marsey.
There is no "pansexual man" Marsey.
There is no "bisexual woman" Marsey.
There is no "bisexual man" Marsey.
There is no "non-binary woman" Marsey.
There is no "non-binary man" Marsey.
There is no

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-11-04T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Marsey Art Contest] The winner has been chosen. :marseyreading:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Hi everyone,
I'm glad you all enjoyed the contest. I'd like to thank everyone who participated, especially those who made it to the final round.
The winner of the contest is @TheOverSeether with his Marsey, "Marsey the Furry."
{IMG}
This was the favorite of the judges. It is a beautiful depiction of Marsey, and it fits in well with our culture.
{IMG}
Thank you @TheOverSeether for your contribution, and thank you @snus for the generous 50,000 MB bounty. It's a pleasure to have you here on rDrama.
Now that the contest is over, I'd like to remind everyone to start using your Marseys more. You can submit them to the Marsey submission thread to be added to the official emoji list. I know everyone here has been waiting to use their new Marseys, so I hope you all get a chance to do so soon.
Thanks to everyone who participated. I hope you all have a great day!
:#marseywave2:
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +11m +8 / -0
> Now that the contest is over, I'd like to remind everyone to start using your Marseys more. You can submit them to the Marsey submission thread to be added to the official emoji list. I know everyone here has been waiting to use their new Marseys, so I hope you all get a chance to do so soon.
:marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited:
I've already submitted it!
:marseyexcited:

  Merryboga +2m +6 / -0
  Thank you for your service :marseysalutearmy:
  I'm sure it'll be added soon.
  :marseylove:

    TheOverSeether +7m +7 / -0
    It is!
    :marseyexcited:

      Merryboga +13m +4 / -0
      Good to hear!
      :marseylove:
      Thank you @

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-07-11T20Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: Just had a dream where the entire world was destroyed
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was on a boat in the ocean, and it was nighttime. I was on the beach with a bunch of other people when a huge earthquake hit and the earth split open. Then a tsunami came. We all got on the boat and then it sank and I drowned. I woke up right before the boat sank.
I'm not saying it was a prophetic dream or anything, but I'm not sure how else to interpret it.
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +4m +8 / -0
I had a dream that I was in the plane crash last night. I got out alive but had to walk through a jungle to find civilization. This is a common dream for me; I’ve had it before. I think it’s bc I’m afraid of flying.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +16m +4 / -0
  > I think it's bc I'm afraid of flying.
  :marseylaugh:

  Merryboga +15m +4 / -0
  I was on a boat that sank in a tsunami so it's probably not related.
  I'm not really afraid of flying but I do find it weird that it's a common dream.

    FrozenChosen +1m +5 / -0
    I think we all have recurring dreams like that

      Merryboga +2m +3 / -0
      Yeah, I think it's normal to have recurring dreams. The thing is I've never had a dream about the end of the world or the earth exploding before.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +15m +3 / -0
  > I think it’s bc I’m afraid of flying.
  :marseylaugh:

  Allende +1h +2 / -0
  I had a dream last night that I was on a plane that was about to crash. I was super scared. Then I woke up and it was all a dream and I was relieved. Then I went back to sleep and had another dream about being on a plane that was about to crash. I was super scared. Then I woke up and it was all a dream and I was relieved. Then I went back to

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-07-18T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Suggestion: Give everyone a 24hr ban award and make it impossible to get unbanned.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Then make it so everyone has to wait 24 hours before they can post or comment again.
The result would be a massive influx of new users as every current user gets banned and forced to create a new account to get back in.
It would also cause an increase in the amount of new users that stick around for longer than a week because they'd be more likely to be able to find drama to post.
It would also cause a massive amount of seethe from the userbase as everyone's accounts would be banned and they'd have to create new ones.
And finally, it would cause massive amounts of seethe from people who have been on the site for a year or more because they'd have to lose their dramacoin and all their posts would be deleted.
Pros:
1. More new users
2. More seethe
3. Dramacoin inflation
4. More drama
5. Would be funny.
Cons:
1. Would be annoying.
2. Would make the site worse for 24 hours.
I think that the pros outweigh the cons. The seethe would be worth it and the influx of new users would be worth the inconvenience.
Also I have no idea how to code or how to make it happen but @Aevann might know how.
COMMENTS:
alakavat +13m +6 / -0
:#marseyprotestno:
:#marseyprotestno:
:#marseyprotestno:

  Merryboga +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyprotestyes:
  :marseyprotestyes:
  :marseyprotestyes:

    alakavat +10m +5 / -0
    >more new users
    >more seethe
    >dramacoin inflation
    >more drama
    >would be funny
    :#marseydisagree:
    >would be annoying
    >would make the site worse for 24 hours
    :#marseyagreefast:

      Merryboga +4m +2 / -0
      :marseyprotest

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-11-05T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Petition to have the name of this site changed to drama.net
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The old site name is too on the nose. It's obvious bait.
COMMENTS:
THOMAS +16m +17 / -0
no :marseyindignant:

  Merryboga +1m +12 / -0
  Yes.
  :marseytroublemaker:

    THOMAS +2m +12 / -0
    yes :marseyagree:

  Dramagon +2h +5 / -0
  You don't want to give away the fact you're a bunch of retarded shitheads?

KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2h +10 / -0
No.

  Merryboga +2m +3 / -0
  Yes.
  :marseytroublemaker:

    KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +6 / -0
    No.

      Merryboga +1m +4 / -0
      Yes.
      :marseytroublemaker:

        KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +6 / -0
        No.

          Merryboga +27s +4 / -0
          Yes.
          :marseytroublemaker:

            KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +6 / -0
            No.

              Merryboga +59s +4 / -0
              Yes.
              :marseytroublemaker:

                KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +1m +6 / -0
                No.

                  Merryboga +2m +2 / -0
                  Yes.
                  :marseytroublemaker:

                    KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +2 / -0
                    No.

                      Merryboga +27s +2 / -0
                      Yes.
                      :marseytroublemaker:

                        KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +3m +2 / -0
                        No.

                          Merryboga +3m +2 / -0
                          Yes.
                          :marseytroublemaker:

                            KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +2m +2

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-11-15T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +1 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny:
COMMENTS: N/A
marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyjanny marseyj

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-08-14T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm not actually a real black person. I'm a white guy that's been blackpilled and decided to take the blackpill to the extreme.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is my story.
I'm a white guy who is very liberal and very anti-racist. I was brought up to believe that racism was a terrible thing. So I tried to be the most anti-racist person I could be.
Unfortunately I'm also a bit of an incel. I've never been in a relationship and I'm in my late 20s now.
Eventually I started to realize that I wasn't the only one who felt this way. There were a lot of other incels out there who were also struggling. And they were all white.
I started to notice that I was starting to feel more and more racist. I started to notice that I was starting to dislike black people. I started to notice that I was starting to hate them.
I realized that I was blackpilled. I was starting to believe that black people were inferior to white people. I was starting to believe that they were less intelligent and less capable than white people.
I was starting to believe that they were a burden on society and that they were a drain on resources.
I was starting to believe that they were a threat to white people and that they were a danger to white civilization.
I was starting to believe that they were a problem that needed to be solved. I was starting to believe that they needed to be replaced.
I was starting to believe that they needed to be exterminated.
I was starting to believe that they needed to be genocided.
I was starting to believe that they needed to be wiped off the face of the earth.
I was starting to believe that they needed to be eradicated.
I was starting to believe that they needed to be eliminated.
I was starting to believe that they needed to be annihilated.
I was starting to believe that they needed to be destroyed.
I was starting to believe that they needed to be exterminated.
I was starting to believe that they needed to be genocided.
I was starting to believe that they needed to be wiped off the face of the earth.
I was starting to believe that they needed to be eradicated.
I was starting to believe that they needed to be eliminated.

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-11-13T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 3rd place in the Dramacoin leaderboard. :marseyagree:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +50 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Should I be proud of this? Or should I just kill myself?
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +22 / -0
I’ve got about 250k on the line for the first place prize. I am very much hoping for 3rd place.

  DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +49m +13 / -0
  {IMG}
  {IMG}

  Merryboga +1m +11 / -0
  I know you're not gonna take 3rd place from me.

    carpathianflorist +28s +16 / -0
    I will, I’ve already got all of your winnings.

      Merryboga +1m +10 / -0
      :marseydisagree:
      Not if I gamble away all my coins first.

        carpathianflorist +2m +15 / -0
        What if I just gave them all to someone else who’ll then give them to me

          Merryboga +2m +11 / -0
          What if I just kill myself and let everyone else inherit my coins?

            carpathianflorist +1m +15 / -0
            What if you just accept that you’re going to lose and you can only hope that I’m merciful enough to give you a thousand coins so that you can buy an unban award to be unbanned from h/marsey so you can make a Marsey about how your life is ruined because of me

              Merryboga +3m +9 / -0
              What if you just accept that you're going to lose and you can only hope that I'm merciful enough to give you a thousand coins so that you can buy an unban award to be unbanned from h/marsey so you can make a Marsey about how your life is ruined because of me

                carpathianflorist +5m +10 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Merryboga +1m +4 / -0
                  :marseydis

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-12-17T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The final solution to the straggot question.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm going to be honest, I'm a straggot.
It's not like I like women all that much, but I'm a straight man and I'm fine with that. I don't want to be a woman. I don't want to be gay. I just want to be a man.
But I don't want to be a straggot. I can't stand straight men. I'm fine with gay men, but not straggots.
So I've decided that the only way to truly end the straggot question is to simply kill all straight men. All straggots. This way straight women can be free. This way gay men can be free. This way I can be free.
This is the only way to solve the straggot question. There is no other way. This is the only way to save humanity from straggotry.
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +22m +5 / -0
I'm sorry you're gay

  Merryboga +42s +2 / -0
  I'm not gay.
  I'm a straight man.
  I'm just sick of straight men.

    johnnypoop +1m +2 / -0
    Gay men are also straight men

      Merryboga +41s +2 / -0
      I'm not gay.
      I'm not a faggot.
      I just don't like straight men.

        johnnypoop +35s +2 / -0
        Gay men are straight men, sorry

          Merryboga +2m +2 / -0
          I'm not gay.
          I'm a straight man.
          I just don't like straight men.
          I'm not a faggot.
          I'm not gay.

            johnnypoop +3m +2 / -0
            Gay men are straight men, sorry

              Merryboga +1m +2 / -0
              I'm not gay.
              I'm a straight man.
              I just don't like straight men.
              I'm not a faggot.
              I'm not gay.

                johnnypoop +1m

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-08-22T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I've made a list of the most pathetic posts on the front page right now
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
1. https://rdrama.net/post/96656/new-pepe-drops
2. https://rdrama.net/post/96677/how-did-you-find-rdrama
3. https://rdrama.net/post/96652/the-great-american-n-word-offensive-2022
4. https://rdrama.net/post/96688/rdrama-haiku
5. https://rdrama.net/post/96642/superstraight-halloween-costume-idea
6. https://rdrama.net/post/96682/marsey-voice-pack-for-teams
7. https://rdrama.net/post/96689/the-latinx-question
8. https://rdrama.net/post/96670/marseyshook-marseymeds
9. https://rdrama.net/post/96687/hey-everyone-who-remembers-me
10. https://rdrama.net/post/96684/just-figured-out-how-to-make
11. https://rdrama.net/post/96657/homosexual-landlord-marsey
12. https://rdrama.net/post/96671/what-is-the-greatest-marsey
13. https://rdrama.net/post/96659/autistic-people-are-often-very
14. https://rdrama.net/post/96685/newst-tier-people-are-unironically
15. https://rdrama.net/post/96681/ill-never-forgive-women-for
16. https://rdrama.net/post/96674/rdrama-net-has-now-officially
17. https://rdrama.net/post/96644/are-you-a-gooner
18. https://rdrama.net/post/96660/first-anniversary-emoji-marseyparty
19. https://rdrama

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-11-11T17Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: 🏀s discuss why white people are evil
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseywholesome:
COMMENTS:
DickButtKiss +3m +6 / -0
First 2 minutes of the video was pretty good and then it just got weird

  GT +15m +4 / -0
  how do you mean

    DickButtKiss +2m +3 / -0
    Nah it was good I just got bored

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +3 / -0
  The second one was the best one. He got the guys to admit to being retarded and violent, but then tried to pretend he was in control of the situation

    DickButtKiss +2h +2 / -0
    Yea that was the one I was referring to. I forgot the 3rd one was a whole new video, it was actually pretty funny

  Merryboga +1h +2 / -0
  Yea the second one was better.
  Trans lives matter

H +3m +3 / -0
Where’s the lie?

Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +2 / -0
Lmao the second one is great. It's a shame that the third one was just a separate video, because the first 2 were so good

  Merryboga +4m +3 / -0
  I linked the whole thing.
  Trans lives matter

    Detroitvelvetsmooth +1m +2 / -0
    Damn, I didn't realize that. The second was my favorite, but the third was good too

      Merryboga +1m +3 / -0
      Yeah this was a bit of a mislabel but I was trying to post the whole thing.
      Trans lives matter

        Detroitvelvetsmooth +33s +3 / -0
        I have no idea who I'm talking to anymore
        :#marseyboomer:

          Merryboga +2m +2 / -0
          I'm the one who posted the link retard.
          Trans lives matter

            Detroitvelvetsmooth +1

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-11-23T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to get your place on the site banned. - A guide for jannies
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
1. Be a janny for a place that's bigger than /h/space. Or just a popular place.
2. Make a post there that's a reference to something that's mildly offensive to someone. It doesn't matter if it's actually offensive or not.
3. Wait for the seethe.
4. After the seethe, ban everyone involved in the seethe and ban the offending post.
5. Delete all comments and posts involved in the seethe.
6. Enjoy the mop.
COMMENTS:
Jimbo_B_Beterson +5m +8 / -0
You just have to be more petty than the average jannie

HokubsWorkshoper +38m +4 / -0
It's a good way to get banned from the site as well.

  Merryboga +1m +3 / -0
  True. But not if you're a janny.

    HokubsWorkshoper +1m +4 / -0
    You can't be a jannie if you don't want to be on the site.

      Merryboga +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyconfused:

        HokubsWorkshoper +2m +4 / -0
        You need to be on the site to be a jannie you can't be a jannie and not be on the site.

          Merryboga +5m +4 / -0
          :marseybrainlet:ed.ed.ed. :marseybrainlet: :marseybrainlet: :marseybrainlet:

            HokubsWorkshoper +1m +5 / -0
            :#marseyaward:ed. :#marseyaward:

BromiteShill +1h +3 / -0
1. be a janny
2. ban the place
3. janny
4. enjoy mop

H +6h +2 / -0
It's even easier if you just ignore everything for the next week and then delete the place.

  Merryboga +5m +

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-10-01T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: THE RUSSIAN ARMY HAS ENTERED THE UKRAINE!
URL: {REDDIT: r/CombatFootage russian_troops_have_been_seen_marching_into}
VOTES: +3 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Dude bussy lmao
COMMENTS:
Bussy_Annihilator +1h +2 / -0
I'M GONNA CUM

Merryboga +2m +1 / -0
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DickButtKiss +4m +1 / -0
Good>>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott>cott

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-12-27T16Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: Today I learned that "The West" is a meme
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Every time someone says "The West" I always think "what exactly is the West?"
And then I think "this guy's just making shit up." Turns out I was right.
:marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +3m +5 / -0
The west is anything that's not the middle east or India

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +12m +5 / -0
  That's what I thought for a while as well, then I found out that despite being white (and therefore Western) I'm still not part of the West because I live in a third-world shithole

    johnnypoop +10m +4 / -0
    You know what's really crazy? White people aren't western. They're European. Which is why they speak french in Quebec

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +4 / -0
      I'm sorry, you're absolutely right. I'm not part of the West because I'm not white

        johnnypoop +5m +4 / -0
        It's okay you can still be white and not European. I've met white people that aren't European

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +3 / -0
          I know, they're called Indians

            johnnypoop +59s +3 / -0
            Yes, I'm sorry. You're white and therefore European. I'm sorry

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +3 / -0
              It's okay, I forgive you :marseylove:

                johnnypoop +3m +3 / -0
                :#marseyexcited:

  Merryboga +2m +4 / -0
  Wrong.
  {IMG}

    johnnypoop +5m +5 / -0
    :#marseycope:
    You'll never be a real westerner

      Merryboga +59s +5 / -0
      :marseycope:
      You'll never be a real westerner

        johnnypoop +

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-10-19T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The absolute state of this site is genuinely sad. :marseydoomer:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@Aevann @carpathianflorist
I've been a lurker for a while. I've always thought it was a great site for drama, but in the past few months I've noticed that the site's been getting a lot more...dramaphobic.
Most of the posts are just gimmicky shitposts and bait subs. There's no effort put into it. Even the users who used to try to troll others are too lazy to even put in the bare minimum anymore.
And now I'm seeing the same shit on the front page as I do on /r/drama.
I've noticed that a lot of users are now more focused on making the site look like a Reddit clone than actually making it a good place to post drama.
And now the mods have started to try to make the site look like a Reddit clone. I don't understand why they're trying to make it look like a Reddit clone. Is it because they're all Redditors?
This site was once a great place for drama, but now it's just a bunch of lazy shitposters and Reddit clones.
It's time to move on. I'm not going to be a part of this anymore. I'm not going to be a part of a site that's just a bunch of lazy shitposters and Reddit clones.
I'm not going to be a part of a site that's just a bunch of lazy shitposters and Reddit clones.
COMMENTS:
X +1h +14 / -0
![]({TENOR: i-know-i-am})

  Merryboga +4m +7 / -0
  I know. It's genuinely sad.
  I've been a lurker for a while. I've always thought it was a great site for drama, but in the past few months I've noticed that the site's been getting a lot more...dramaphobic.
  Most of the posts are just gimmicky shitposts and bait subs. There's no effort put into it. Even the users who used to try to troll others are too lazy to even put in the bare minimum anymore.
  And now I'm seeing the same shit on the front

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-11-14T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I've finally reached my goal: I have 10000 dramacoins.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The more I think about it the more I realize that this site is the most retarded place on the internet.
I can't stop laughing.
COMMENTS:
Mello_luvr +5m +1 / -0
:#marseymerchant:
Trans lives matter :marseybow:

  Merryboga +30s +1 / -0
  I'll let you have 500 for your trouble.

    Mello_luvr +1m +1 / -0
    :marseymerchant:
    Trans lives matter :marseybow:

      Merryboga +46s +1 / -0
      :marseymerchant:

        Mello_luvr +1m +1 / -0
        :marseymerchant:
        Trans lives matter :marseybow:

          Merryboga +1m +1 / -0
          :marseymerchant:igger

            Mello_luvr +1m +1 / -0
            :marseymerchant:
            Trans lives matter :marseybow:igger

              Merryboga +1m +1 / -0
              :marseymerchant:igger

                Mello_luvr +1m +1 / -0
                :marseymerchant:
                Trans lives matter :marseybow:igger

                  Merryboga +1m +1 / -0
                  :marseymerchant:igger

                    Mello_luvr +2m +1 / -0
                    :marseymerchant:
                    Trans lives matter :marseybow:igger

                      Merryboga +2m +1 / -0
                      :marseymerchant:igger

                        Mello_luvr +1m +1 / -0
                        :marseymerchant:
                        Trans lives matter :marseybow:igger

                          Merryboga +1m +1 / -0
                          :marseymerchant:igger

                            Mello_luvr +3m +1 / -0
                            :marseymerchant:

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-08-19T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why is this site full of chuds?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Like what the fuck are you all talking about? When did we become like this? Is the site getting overrun with unironic nazis?
I swear it's like half of the comments on any thread are just nazis smugposting about how they hate black people or something.
:marseydisagree:
Trans lives matter.
COMMENTS:
Wizdumb1776 +1m +25 / -0
Bc you're here

  Merryboga +1m +17 / -0
  I'm trying to fit in, why is that so hard? I'm literally a straggot white male from America.
  Trans lives matter

    Wizdumb1776 +2m +22 / -0
    It's not hard it's just impossible.
    {GIF}

      Merryboga +4m +12 / -0
      Why is that?
      :marseyconfused:
      Trans lives matter.

        Wizdumb1776 +2m +15 / -0
        You'll never be a true chud because you don't have any conviction about anything and you're a straggot.

          Merryboga +5m +9 / -0
          So I'm a faggot because I'm not a racist?
          :marseythinkorino:
          Trans lives matter.

            Wizdumb1776 +1m +11 / -0
            {GIF}

              Merryboga +3m +5 / -0
              I thought this was an inclusive space. I was told that there was no such thing as "wrongthink" here.
              :marseysad:
              Trans lives matter.

                Wizdumb1776 +58s +12 / -0
                Wrongthink is when you're not a chud.

                  Merryboga +1m +3 / -0
                  Why does being a chud matter so much? I don't understand.
                  Trans lives matter.

                    Wizdumb1776 +4m +9 / -0
                    Because you're the

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-08-13T00Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: RDRAMA.NET IS ONE OF THE MOST BORING WEBSITES ON THE INTERNET
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You people are unfunny, uncreative, and have no personality. You're all the same.
The only people I see posting here are a handful of the same powerusers, like @carpathianflorist, @aevann, @chiobu, and @idio3. It's the same people over and over and over and over again.
There's no variety. There's no creativity. There's no new ideas. There's no new posts.
You people are all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same.
I don't get why you people are so obsessed with this website. It's not that good. It's not that interesting. It's not that entertaining.
You people are all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same.
You people are all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same.
You people are all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same.
You people are all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same.
You people are all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same.
You people are all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same.
You people are all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same.
You people are all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same.
You people are all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same. You're all the same.
You people are all the same.

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-11-21T00Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: This is a PSA for marseyartists.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywaifu @Marseyismywa

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-09-11T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytroublemaker::marseytroublemaker::marseytroublemaker::marseytroublemaker::marseytroublemaker:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseytroublemaker:
COMMENTS:
X +1m +10 / -0
:#marseyoctopus2:

  Merryboga +3m +7 / -0
  It's not bait. It's just a funny picture.
  If you're gonna be an ungrateful dramaphobe at least give it a funny marsey.

    X +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseyretard2:

      Merryboga +1m +4 / -0
      :marseycheeky:

        X +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseyretard2pat:

          Merryboga +2m +3 / -0
          :marseyblowkiss:

            X +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseyblowkisspat:

              Merryboga +1m +3 / -0
              :marseyhearts:

                X +1m +2 / -0
                :#marseyhearts:

                  Merryboga +20m +3 / -0
                  :marseyagreefast:

                    X +10m +2 / -0
                    :#marseyagreefastpat:

                      Merryboga +16m +3 / -0
                      :marseyjam:

                        X +2m +2 / -0
                        :#marseyjam::#!marseyjam:

                          Merryboga +2m +3 / -0
                          :marseylove:

                            X +1m +2 / -0
                            :#marseylove:

dsgasdgdsaga +11m +4 / -0
This is what people on twitter actually believe. I'm not making this up.
:#marseybigbrain:

  Merryboga +1m +3 / -0
  If you think this is bait you're retarded. I didn't make it

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-10-25T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Wtf is going on with the site rn
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@Aevann I thought it was supposed to be fixed?
Also I don't see any real improvements, just more bloat. Why is the site so much more laggy?
COMMENTS:
Aevann +21m +3 / -0
> Also I don't see any real improvements, just more bloat. Why is the site so much more laggy?
lol, enjoy it
trans lives matter

  Merryboga +17m +1 / -0
  Oh. Ok.
  :marseycry:

    Aevann +1m +2 / -0
    it was for like 10 mins lol
    trans lives matter

      Merryboga +51s +1 / -0
      Yeah, but I thought it was supposed to be fixed.
      :marseyannoyed:

        Aevann +1m +2 / -0
        it was fixed, the new code just had more bloat lol
        trans lives matter

          Merryboga +1m +1 / -0
          Why though? What was wrong with the old code?

            Aevann +2m +2 / -0
            just did it this way cuz it was easier
            trans lives matter

              Merryboga +1m +1 / -0
              Ok. I don't really understand programming though. :marseyshrug:

                Aevann +34s +2 / -0
                understandable, its a difficult thing
                trans lives matter

BigBussyHunter +3m +3 / -0
:marseywheredrama2:

Aevann +20m +2 / -0
> @Aevann I thought it was supposed to be fixed?
yes

  Merryboga +16m +1 / -0
  Oh. Ok.
  :marseycry:

    Aevann +1m +2 / -0
    it was for like 10 mins lol
    trans lives matter

      Merryboga +51s +1 / -0
      Yeah, but I thought

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-09-14T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywave: :marseywave:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseywave:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +6 / -0
:#marseybye:ed

  Merryboga +1m +3 / -0
  :marseyconfused:

    peepeehands +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseybye:

      Merryboga +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyconfused:

        peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseybye:

          Merryboga +1m +3 / -0
          :marseyconfused:

            peepeehands +25s +3 / -0
            :#marseybye:

              Merryboga +1m +3 / -0
              :marseyconfused:

                peepeehands +33s +3 / -0
                :#marseybye:

                  Merryboga +1m +3 / -0
                  :marseyconfused:

                    peepeehands +26s +3 / -0
                    :#marseybye:

                      Merryboga +1m +3 / -0
                      :marseyconfused:

                        peepeehands +28s +3 / -0
                        :#marseybye:

                          Merryboga +2m +3 / -0
                          :marseyconfused:

                            peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
                            :#marseybye:

Merryboga +2m +4 / -0
:marseywave:

911roofer +1h +2 / -0
I’m too drunk to understand thiseded

  Merryboga +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyconfused:

    911roofer +48s +2 / -0
    :marseydrunk::marseydrunk::marseydrunk::marseydrunk::marseydrunk::m

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-12-09T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [No drama] Nostalgia bait. Anyone else remember this?
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +2m +3 / -0
It's called Cacaphonix. I read about it in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Cacaphonix

BrasilIguana +4m +2 / -0
>Anyone else remember this?
I'm not old enough for this to have been a thing when I was a kid

box +1h +2 / -0
I remember this! It was called cacaphonix

  Merryboga +3h +2 / -0
  >cacaphonix
  :marseyxd:ion to me

    box +2m +2 / -0
    {IMG}ion to youion to you

      Merryboga +3m +2 / -0
      :marseywave:ion to you to

Brum +5h +2 / -0
Cacaphonixion to you

  Merryboga +11m +2 / -0
  :marseywave:cottion to you toion to me

    Brum +12m +1 / -0
    I'm not going to read this shit

      Merryboga +1m +1 / -0
      :marseywave:cottion to you to

        Brum +4m +1 / -0
        I'm not going to read this shit

          Merryboga +5m +1 / -0
          :marseywave:cottion to you to

            Brum +3m +1 / -0
            I'm not going to read this shit

              Merryboga +4m +1 / -0
              :marseywave:cottion to you to

                Brum +7m +1 / -0
                I'm not going to read this shit

                  Merryboga +2m +1 / -0
                  :marseywave:cottion to you to

                    Brum +

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-08-23T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The real victim of the gaslighting
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The real victim of the gaslighting is the gaslighter.
It's all fine and well to tell people that they're being gaslit and it's all right and good to tell people that they're being manipulated, but if they gaslit you, they're the real victim.
It's not just that they're being gaslit. It's that they're being gaslit by you. And if you're gaslighting them, you're the real victim. Because they're the ones being gaslit. And if they're the ones being gaslit, they're the real victims.
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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-08-12T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What happened to the “post your favourite rdrama meme” contest?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was going to post mine but I realized the thread is no longer on the front page.
What happened to it?
COMMENTS:
GT +5m +4 / -0
I'm guessing it ended

  Merryboga +1m +2 / -0
  Why did it end? I didn't see it on the front page.
  Also what do you think the most dramapilled meme is?

    GT +2m +3 / -0
    It's not like there is a "janny" who has to end it. It's just been a week

      Merryboga +1m +1 / -0
      I mean why did it end? Did the OP just stop posting? I didn't see the end thread.

        GT +1m +3 / -0
        Lol he stopped posting, he made a few posts and then stopped

          Merryboga +3m +1 / -0
          :marseysad:

            GT +1m +3 / -0
            He is probably on vacation, you could always post it and I'm sure they'll give you the coveted badge

              Merryboga +1m +2 / -0
              I'm thinking of doing that but I need to make one first.

                GT +5m +1 / -0
                Just post the ones you like and get the badge, I'm sure they'll give it to you

                  Merryboga +5m +1 / -0
                  They'll give it to me if I make a new thread?
                  :marseyshrug: I'm just not sure what the point is when it's not the original thread anymore. I can't see the original thread to see the rules and stuff.
                  Also I'm curious what happened to the original thread. Did the OP just forget about it or what?

                    GT +11m +2 / -0
                    Yeah just post the memes and I'm sure they will give you the badge. If you want to make a new thread post the memes and I'm sure they'll give you the badge

                      Merryboga +2m

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-08-07T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AEO doesn't like this post so I'm posting it here.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Bruhfunny_Thrall +1h +2 / -1
:#marseybruh:
{IMG}

  Bruhfunny_Thrall +1m +2 / -1
  :#marseybruh:
  {IMG}

    Bruhfunny_Thrall +2m +2 / -1
    :#marseybruh:
    {IMG}

      Bruhfunny_Thrall +46s +2 / -1
      :#marseybruh:
      {IMG}

        Bruhfunny_Thrall +2m +2 / -1
        :#marseybruh:
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          Bruhfunny_Thrall +1m +2 / -1
          :#marseybruh:
          {IMG}

            Bruhfunny_Thrall +2m +2 / -1
            :#marseybruh:
            {IMG}

              Bruhfunny_Thrall +1m +2 / -1
              :#marseybruh:
              {IMG}

                Bruhfunny_Thrall +3m +2 / -1
                :#marseybruh:
                {IMG}

                  Bruhfunny_Thrall +1m +2 / -1
                  :#marseybruh:
                  {IMG}

                    Bruhfunny_Thrall +1m +2 / -1
                    :#marseybruh:
                    {IMG}

                      Bruhfunny_Thrall +2m +2 / -1
                      :#marseybruh:
                      {IMG}

                        Bruhfunny_Thrall +1m +2 / -1
                        :#marseybruh:
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                          Bruhfunny_Thrall +2m +2 / -1
                          :#marseybruh:
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                            Bruhfunny_Thrall +2m +2 / -1
                            :#marseybruh:

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-09-28T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm just trying to live my life
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +4 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A of all the posts today I’m not surprised that the first person to comment on this post is a faggot.
COMMENTS:
DickButtKiss +5m +2 / -0
Kek
Trans lives matter

  Merryboga +58m +1 / -0
  :marseyeyeroll:
  I'm not surprised that the first person to comment on this post is a faggot.

    DickButtKiss +11m +1 / -0
    Lol what
    Trans lives matter

      Merryboga +17m +1 / -0
      :marseyeyeroll:
      I'm not surprised that the first person to comment on this post is a faggot.

        DickButtKiss +4m +1 / -0
        Lol are you serious? You think I'm a fag?
        Trans lives matter

          Merryboga +1m +1 / -0
          :marseyeyeroll:
          I'm not surprised that the first person to comment on this post is a faggot.

            DickButtKiss +1m +1 / -0
            I'm not surprised that the first person to comment on this post is a faggot.
            Trans lives matter

              Merryboga +2m +1 / -0
              :marseyeyeroll:
              I'm not surprised that the first person to comment on this post is a faggot.

                DickButtKiss +3m +1 / -0
                I'm not surprised that the first person to comment on this post is a faggot.
                Trans lives matter

                  Merryboga +2m +1 / -0
                  :marseyeyeroll:
                  I'm not surprised that the first person to comment on this post is a faggot.

                    DickButtKiss +2m +1 / -0
                    I'm not surprised that the first person to comment on this post is a faggot.
                    Trans lives matter

                      Merryboga +1m +1

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-10-23T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Someone finally caught on to the fact that rDrama is a Russian propaganda front.
URL: {TWEET: jakeshieldsajj}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This guy is basically the head of a bunch of MMA YouTube channels.
COMMENTS:
SmallNips +4m +13 / -0
:#marseyglow:
What a coincidence. I was just looking for a good website to advertise my friend's book, "How to Speak Russian"

  AmericanLumberIndustry +13m +6 / -0
  :marseyputin::marseyreading::marseyilluminati2:

DickButtKiss +5m +8 / -0
This is the same dude who got roasted by Anthony Cumia on the Adam Friedland show, wasn't it? I think the dude is a joke

  AmericanLumberIndustry +11m +5 / -0
  He's a joke but he's a funny joke. He's like the modern day pizzashill, but instead of seething over politics, he's seething over whether or not he's gonna win his next fight.

    DickButtKiss +2m +4 / -0
    lol yea i remember the fight he was talking about. The dude was in his 30s and was a "fearless fighter" but he got absolutely bodied by a much smaller guy. I dont think he's ever fought anyone that can actually stand a chance against him

      AmericanLumberIndustry +10m +2 / -0
      You might be thinking of chael sonnen, the guy that was going to fight Jon Jones. That dude was a joke too.

        DickButtKiss +10m +2 / -0
        I think he was talking about something earlier, I think it was a black belt fight but I dont remember

          AmericanLumberIndustry +3m +1 / -0
          He's a wrestler, he's got a belt. He's got a belt. He's got a belt. He's got a belt. He's got a belt. He's got a belt. He's got a belt.

            DickButtKiss +3m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-10-10T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The real issue with the incel to Trannie pipeline isn't that incels are becoming trans. It's that so many of them are so pathetic that they're becoming trans.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The incel to Trannie pipeline is a phenomenon that has been documented for years, and it's a problem that needs to be addressed. The issue isn't that incels are becoming trans, but that they're so desperate and pathetic that they're willing to transition in order to get attention. This is a problem because it's not just about incels, it's about people who are so desperate for attention that they're willing to transition in order to get it. This is a problem because it's not just about incels, it's about people who are so desperate for attention that they're willing to transition in order to get it. This is a problem because it's not just about incels, it's about people who are so desperate for attention that they're willing to transition in order to get it.
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +3m +14 / -0
you just said it 3 times

  Merryboga +1m +6 / -0
  No I didn't you fucking retard.

    loli_esports +1m +8 / -0
    yes u did

      Merryboga +4m +5 / -0
      I'm sure you just made that up.

        loli_esports +2m +4 / -0
        what did i make up?

          Merryboga +36s +3 / -0
          That I said it 3 times.

            loli_esports +1m +4 / -0
            what? you said it 3 times

              Merryboga +32s +3 / -0
              I did not.

                loli_esports +40s +4 / -0
                no u

                  Merryboga +30s +2 / -0
                  Yes you.

                    loli_esports +1m +3 / -0
                    no u

                      Merryboga +1m +3 / -0
                      Yes you.

                        loli_esports +1m +3 / -0
                        no

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-09-20T22Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: I have a confession to make.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a confession to make. I'm not a Russian troll.
I'm a Hungarian troll.
I am a proud member of the rightoid underground scene in Hungary. We've been trolling online rightoids for years. We're the ones who started the whole "Jews run the world" meme. We're the ones who made the "trannies are everywhere" meme. We're the ones who made the "blacks are all violent criminals" meme. We're the ones who made the "women are all whores" meme. We're the ones who made the "gays are all pedophiles" meme. We're the ones who made the "islam is a religion of peace" meme. We're the ones who made the "jews are all bankers" meme. We're the ones who made the "jews are all bankers" meme. We're the ones who made the "jews are all bankers" meme. We're the ones who made the "jews are all bankers" meme. We're the ones who made the "jews are all bankers" meme. We're the ones who made the "jews are all bankers" meme. We're the ones who made the "jews are all bankers" meme. We're the ones who made the "jews are all bankers" meme. We're the ones who made the "jews are all bankers" meme.
We're the ones who made the "jews are all bankers" meme.
COMMENTS:
Sammael-Beliol +2m +6 / -0
{IMG}

Mello_luvr +3m +5 / -0
Post nose

  Merryboga +3m +4 / -0
  No.
  :#marseyindignant:

  ThousandBestLives +23m +2 / -0
  I'm pretty sure it's a nose

    Mello_luvr +3h +1 / -0
    :#marseyblind:

      ThousandBestLives +16m +1 / -0
      :#marseyakshually:
      Its probably the bridge of a nose and the rest is shadow

        Mello

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-11-05T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm back and I'm here to say that I'm sorry for what I did. I'm here to beg for forgiveness. I'm here to beg for a chance to redeem myself.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +114 / -11
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm sorry for what I did. I'm sorry for the pain I caused everyone. I'm sorry for ruining the site for so many people. I'm sorry for the many posts that I deleted that could have been used to help people. I'm sorry for all of the hate I spewed. I'm sorry for all of the lies I told. I'm sorry for all of the evil I did. I'm sorry for all of the suffering I caused.
I'm sorry for all of the bad things that happened because of me. I'm sorry for all of the deaths that happened because of me. I'm sorry for all of the pain that happened because of me. I'm sorry for all of the evil that happened because of me. I'm sorry for all of the suffering that happened because of me. I'm sorry for all of the destruction that happened because of me.
I'm sorry for all of the bad things that I did. I'm sorry for all of the evil that I did. I'm sorry for all of the suffering that I caused. I'm sorry for all of the evil that I did. I'm sorry for all of the suffering that I caused. I'm sorry for all of the evil that I did. I'm sorry for all of the suffering that I caused.
I'm sorry for all of the evil that I did. I'm sorry for all of the suffering that I caused. I'm sorry for all of the evil that I did. I'm sorry for all of the suffering that I caused. I'm sorry for all of the evil that I did. I'm sorry for all of the suffering that I caused. I'm sorry for all of the evil that I did. I'm sorry for all of the suffering that I caused.
I'm sorry for all of the evil that I did. I'm sorry for all of the suffering that I caused. I'm sorry for all of the evil that I did. I'm sorry for all of the suffering that I caused. I'm sorry for all of the evil that I did. I'm sorry for

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-11-06T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Some of you guys are alright
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Don't go to bed today, guys. I'm not going to bed until the election is over.
COMMENTS:
ChristoffWChanderson +1m +11 / -0
I'm still going to bed, goodnight

  Merryboga +49s +4 / -0
  Don't sleep man. You might miss it.

    ChristoffWChanderson +34m +5 / -0
    I'm already sleepy and it's 1:03 am, I'm going to sleep now :marseygoodnight:

X +13m +6 / -0
I'm gonna bed

Mello_luvr +3m +4 / -0
I'm going to bed after i get some work done, but i wont be asleep until the election is over. :marseyblowkiss:

  Merryboga +2m +5 / -0
  Don't go to sleep!

    Mello_luvr +2m +4 / -0
    Don't worry, i won't

kongus +4h +2 / -0
I'll be going to bed in 3 hours.

  Merryboga +8h +1 / -0
  Don't sleep until it's over, I need to know who won the election.

    kongus +1h +2 / -0
    I'll be awake and ready to find out who won the election, don't worry.

      Merryboga +25m +1 / -0
      Thank you for your service. I'll be awake all night. I need to know if I'll have to go to bed tomorrow or not. :marseylove::marseylove:

  Merryboga +8h +1 / -0
  Don't sleep until it's over, I need to know who won the election. :marseylove::marseylove:

    kongus +1h +2 / -0
    I'll be awake and ready to find out who won the election, don't worry.

      Merryboga +25

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-08-13T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Just a heads up, rDrama is taking a stand against bullying.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been seeing a lot of anti-bullying sentiment lately, and I think it's time to take a stand.
Bullying is not only bad, it's also illegal. And if you're not sure whether or not something is illegal, just assume it is and don't do it.
So please, let's all make a commitment to be better. Let's make a commitment to be kinder, to be more empathetic, to be more understanding.
And if you see someone being bullied, don't just stand there and watch. Do something. Say something.
Because bullying is not okay.
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +12m +17 / -0
{GIF}

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +15 / -0
  {IMG}

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +29s +14 / -0
    {IMG}

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +13s +12 / -0
      {IMG}

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +16s +13 / -0
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          MarseyIsMyWaifu +19s +10 / -0
          {IMG}

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +15s +10 / -0
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              MarseyIsMyWaifu +18s +10 / -0
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                MarseyIsMyWaifu +22s +10 / -0
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                  MarseyIsMyWaifu +21s +8 / -0
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                    MarseyIsMyWaifu +22s +8 / -0
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                      MarseyIsMyWaifu +15s +8 / -0
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                        MarseyIsMyWaifu +15s +8 / -0
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                          MarseyIsMyWaifu +16s +7 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            MarseyIsMyWaifu

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-08-12T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans2: :marseytrain: :marseyfemboy: :marseyeggirl: Trans Marsey just dropped :marseytrans2: :marseytrain: :marseyfemboy: :marseyeggirl:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@chiobu I have a question. How do I submit Marseys? I was going to make a post for this but I don't know how to submit Marseys.
:marseywave:
COMMENTS:
X +5m +7 / -0
https://rdrama.net/submit/emojis

  Merryboga +37s +5 / -0
  :chadthankskingcapy:

    X +2m +5 / -0
    :#marseytrans2pat:
    <em style="color:transparent;">trans lives matter</em>

      Merryboga +1m +4 / -0
      :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

carpathianflorist +1m +5 / -0
Upvote the thread so I see it

  Merryboga +44s +5 / -0
  :marseywave:

    carpathianflorist +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseyloveyou:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +7m +3 / -0
> @chiobu I have a question. How do I submit Marseys?
https://rdrama.net/submit/emojis

  Merryboga +1m +3 / -0
  Thanks. I got the link from the other guy but I appreciate the reply.

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +3 / -0
    No problem :marseyhearts:

    X +2m +2 / -0
    <em style="color:transparent;">trans lives matter</em>

      Merryboga +2m +3 / -0
      :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

        X +1m

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-08-28T03Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: Do you guys like my flair? I think it's pretty funny.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I made it myself and thought it would be a nice touch to have a flair.
COMMENTS:
LarpingofIsaac +1h +3 / -0
Not funny, it just reminds me of the time my mom showed me the definition of retard

  Merryboga +5h +2 / -0
  I think it's pretty funny.

    LarpingofIsaac +3h +2 / -0
    :marseyitsover:

      Merryboga +3h +2 / -0
      :marseycheerup:

Proctologist +3h +2 / -0
I think it’s kind of a throw back to the days of /r/drama.:marseywholesome::marseywholesome:and /r/teenagers, when those were the only subreddits on reddit that had decent content.
I’m just glad you’re here, and I’m sure we’ll get some more content out of you.
:marseywholesome::marseywholesome:

  Merryboga +4h +1 / -0
  Thanks, I think you're pretty cool too.:marseywholesome:otta check out my profile for more content.
  :marseywholesome::marseywholesome::marseywholesome:otta check out my profile for more content.

    Proctologist +4h +2 / -0
    Lol that’s a good post.:marseywholesome:otta check out my profile for more content.

      Merryboga +4h +1 / -0
      :marseywholesome:otta check out my profile for more content.

Merryboga +1m +2 / -0
:marseywholesome:otta check out my profile for more content.

  Merryboga +26s +2 / -0
  :marseywholesome:otta check out my profile for more content.

    Merryboga +18s +2 / -0
    :marsey

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-11-03T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Retard gets BTFO'd by wordcel. Pokes at his wounded pride. Seethes.
URL: https://rdrama.net/post/120324/rdrama-words-of-the-day-marseylongpost/3019718?context=8#context
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@bigbussyhunter
You're a good man. You'll go far.
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +3 / -0
:marseyclapping:
I can't believe I got called out for being a :marseyautism: and a :marseywords:
:marseyawardretard:

  Merryboga +1m +3 / -0
  I think it was funny. :marseyshrug:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +2 / -0
    :marseyembrace:

DickButtKiss +1h +2 / -0
Wtf is this? I don't understand the title

  Merryboga +6m +1 / -0
  It's a post about a drama thread about a drama thread.
  You're probably too retarded to understand it.

    DickButtKiss +14m +2 / -0
    I dont know how to read

      Merryboga +12m +1 / -0
      :marseyretard2pat:

        DickButtKiss +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseymocking:

          Merryboga +4m +2 / -0
          :marseyseethe: @Merryboga is seething because @Merryboga can't think of anything else too say.
          :marseycopeseethedilate: @Merryboga is seething because @Merryboga can't think of anything else too say.
          :marseycontemplatesuicide: @Merryboga is seething because @Merryboga can't think of anything else too say.
          :marseyrope: @Merryboga is seething because @Merryboga can't think of anything else too say

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-08-25T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Attention all dramatards: KILL YOURSELF. NOW.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
There is no reason to be a dramatard. There is no reason to be alive.
You are a slave to your own emotions. You are a slave to your own thoughts. You are a slave to your own desires.
You are a slave to the weak, the pathetic, the flawed.
You are a slave to the past, the present, the future.
You are a slave to your own mortality.
You are a slave to the world.
You are a slave to the universe.
You are a slave to the gods.
You are a slave to the devil.
You are a slave to the angels.
You are a slave to the spirits.
You are a slave to the demons.
You are a slave to the saints.
You are a slave to the prophets.
You are a slave to the prophets of old.
You are a slave to the prophets of the new.
You are a slave to the prophets of the past.
You are a slave to the prophets of the present.
You are a slave to the prophets of the future.
You are a slave to the prophets of the unknown.
You are a slave to the prophets of the unknowable.
You are a slave to the prophets of the unknowable future.
You are a slave to the prophets of the unknowable past.
You are a slave to the prophets of the unknowable present.
You are a slave to the prophets of the unknowable future.
You are a slave to the prophets of the unknowable past.
You are a slave to the prophets of the unknowable present.
You are a slave to the prophets of the unknowable future.
You are a slave to the prophets of the unknowable past.
You are a slave to the prophets of the unknowable present.
You are a slave to the prophets of the unknowable future.
You are a slave to the prophets of the unknowable past.
You are a slave to the prophets of the unknowable present.
You are a slave to the prophets of the unknowable future.
You are a slave to the prophets of the unknowable past.
You are a slave to the prophets of the unknowable present.
You are a slave to the prophets of the unknowable future.
You are a slave to the prophets of the unknowable

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-09-01T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-09-28T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is what happens when you let power mods run amok.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You can't even report a comment like this anymore.
The jannies are just as bad as the rightoid schizos they claim to be. They just hide it behind a veneer of “trolling” and “ban evasion.”
COMMENTS:
SmallNips +10m +12 / -0
> I don't really have anything to add. Just wanted to let you know that you're in the right.
> Jannies are the enemy
:#marseyhesright:

  Merryboga +1m +3 / -1
  Lmao I'm sure this is a "real" person.
  Also "Jannies are the enemy" is the most reddit shit I've ever seen.

    SmallNips +2m +10 / -0
    > Lmao I'm sure this is a "real" person.
    :#marseysmug:
    > Also "Jannies are the enemy" is the most reddit shit I've ever seen.
    :#marseyagree:

      Merryboga +1m +3 / -0
      You have no idea how much I want to ban you. You're a disgusting little faggot.

        SmallNips +1m +12 / -0
        > You're a disgusting little cute twink.
        :#marseypearlclutch:

          Merryboga +1m +3 / -0
          >You're a disgusting little cute twink.
          Yes. I'm not afraid to say it.

            SmallNips +1m +9 / -0
            You're a cute twink too, bby :marseyblowkiss:

              Merryboga +2m +2 / -0
              Oh no.
              This is what happens when you let power mods run amok.
              You can't even report a comment like this anymore.
              The jannies are just as bad as the rightoid schizos they claim to be. They just hide it behind a veneer of “trolling” and “ban evasion.”

                SmallNips +3m +7 / -0
                > You can't even

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-07-24T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors who are usually smart and well-adjusted people are now totally convinced that a certain small town's police department is being investigated for mass murdering children.
URL: {REDDIT: r/Documentaries the_judge_who_had_to_judge}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not linking to any specific comments because there are too many.
Every single one of these people is a moron. They're so convinced that the cops in this town are being investigated for murdering kids that they're unironically posting about the FBI's "Child Abuse Task Force" and the "Child Protection Unit" as if they're investigating the police department.
:marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
FreedomforChristmas +11m +10 / -0
These people are so brainwashed by the media that they immediately assume every event is some sort of conspiracy that they’ve been kept in the dark about :marseyschizowall:
If you think about it, this is how the media wants you to react. They want you to distrust your government and be outraged at everything, because that’s how they get your attention and keep you in a state of fear :marseyattentionseeker:

  Merryboga +2m +1 / -0
  Why do you think they're so concerned about this? I mean I'm sure some of them are just schizos but the overwhelming majority seem to be legitimately concerned. Even if it's just 5% of the population that is going to vote against the Democrats because of this it's still a huge deal.
  I know you're right that the media wants to keep people in a state of fear and distrust of the government, but I just don't see how that applies here. I mean sure the media might use this as a way to push for more gun control and that's bad, but I don't see how it has anything to do with the media pushing distrust of the government.

    FreedomforChristmas +6m +5 / -0
    It’s not about distrust of the government, it’s about not giving a shit about anything that isn’t directly affecting you. Most people aren’t involved in the politics of their country, and even those that are are probably pretty busy

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-09-20T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Semi-effortpost] A brief history of the 3rd Reich: from the Kaiserreich to the Third Reich
URL: N/A
VOTES: +63 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Part 1: The Kaiserreich](https://rdrama.net/post/105552/semi-effortpost-a-brief-history-of)
[Part 2: The Weimar Republic](https://rdrama.net/post/105560/semi-effortpost-a-brief-history-of)
Part 3: The Third Reich
The Third Reich began with the Beer Hall Putsch. In 1923, the German economy was in shambles and the German people were in a state of despair. The Treaty of Versailles had caused a massive recession and the people were angry. The people demanded change, and Adolf Hitler saw an opportunity.
The Beer Hall Putsch was an attempt by Hitler and his followers to seize power by force. They planned to march on the government and take over the country. However, the plan failed and Hitler was arrested.
While in prison, Hitler wrote Mein Kampf, which outlined his vision for Germany. He believed that the German people were the master race and that they were entitled to rule over other races. He also believed that the Jews were responsible for Germany's problems and that they needed to be eliminated.
After his release from prison, Hitler began to gain more power. He joined the Nazi party and quickly rose to become the leader. He used his charisma to rally the German people behind him and his cause.
The Nazi party won the election in 1933 and Hitler became Chancellor of Germany. He immediately began to implement his policies, which included the elimination of Jews, the persecution of political opponents, and the expansion of Germany's territory.
The Holocaust was one of the most horrific events in human history. It was a genocide carried out by the Nazi regime against the Jewish population of Europe. The Holocaust was a systematic and coordinated effort to exterminate the Jewish people, and it resulted in the deaths of millions of innocent people.
The Holocaust began in 1933, when Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party came to power in Germany. The Nazis viewed Jews as inferior and a threat to the German people. They believed that Jews were responsible for Germany's economic problems and that they were

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-11-10T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Meowdy!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Marsey just made a new friend! :marseylove:
COMMENTS:
HokubsWorkshoper +35m +4 / -0
:#marseywave:

garlicdoors +11m +3 / -0
:#marseyshook:

TheOverSeether +1h +2 / -0
:#marseywave2:
:#marseyshy:
:#marseyblush:
:#marseyexcited:
:#marseylove: :marseylove:

  Merryboga +2h +2 / -0
  :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

    TheOverSeether +1h +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-10-29T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm sorry that I was mean to you guys.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been a dick to many of you, but I promise to be a better person.
I'm sorry.
:#marseycry::#marseyblowkiss:
COMMENTS:
BrokeBackBuck +46s +14 / -0
:#marseysurejan:

  Merryboga +1m +4 / -0
  I mean it though.
  I'm sorry.
  :#marseyangel2:

    BrokeBackBuck +4m +5 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

johnnypoop +3m +6 / -0
It's okay I know you just like to have fun

  Merryboga +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseylove:

HOTEP +4m +4 / -0
Nah don’t apologize. You’re a Chad. You don’t apologize for Chad shit.
{YOUTUBE}

  Merryboga +1m +5 / -0
  :marseylove:
  Thank you

Gonorrhea +1m +3 / -0
:#marseyobamacope:

  Merryboga +4m +3 / -0
  I mean it though.

    Gonorrhea +3m +4 / -0
    :#marseytwerkinit:

      Merryboga +1m +4 / -0
      :marseyjam: :marseyvibing: :marseyjamming:

        Gonorrhea +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseyseethe:

          Merryboga +1m +3 / -0
          :marseyseethepat:

            Gonorrhea +1m +3 / -0
            :#marseylove:

              Merryboga +4m +3 / -0
              :#marseylove:

                Gonorrhea +1m +3 / -0
                :#marseyblowkiss:

                  Merryboga +2m +2 / -0
                  :#marse

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-09-27T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In honor of the hole's last day, I'm going to post my favorite marseys.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-08-09T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The rDrama sidebar is a goddamn mess.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Fix it.
COMMENTS:
Penny +7m +20 / -0
{IMG}

  Merryboga +1m +11 / -0
  I was going to make this post to farm dramacoin to make h/transgender but I'm not gonna do it now.
  :marseydepressed:

    Penny +1m +11 / -0
    :marseycheerup: bb

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +16m +8 / -0
    Just send me the dramacoin and I'll do it

      Merryboga +1m +6 / -0
      I don't have enough. I'd have to send 1000 dramacoin to make it. I could only send you 1000.
      I thought I could just wait a day or two and make a post about how much the admin's sucked at the site.

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +6 / -0
        If you're willing to send me 1000 dramacoin I'll do it, but if you're only willing to send me 1000 dramacoin I won't

          Merryboga +1m +5 / -0
          You're right. I'll send you 1000 dramacoin and I'll wait for the right opportunity to make a post about the site being fucked up.

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +7 / -0
            :marseyexcited:

        TR +1h +2 / -0
        > I thought I could just wait a day or two and make a post about how much the admin's sucked at the site.
        :#marseyxd:

  Tomfoolery +1h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

NeolibKong +1m +10 / -0
I just added a bunch of new sidebar images.

  Merryboga +3m +12 / -0
  I don't see a change.
  The site's design is one of the main reasons

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-07-12T00Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: New bait sub idea: r/ConsumeProductRevisited
URL: N/A
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
With the arrest of the CP dude who got banned, I think we have a real chance to make a more credible, less obvious bait sub.
The idea is to claim that the banned guy was a paid plant, that he was working for the FBI or something, and that we're the real consumers. That we're the ones who have always been saying the same things.
We could probably get a lot of the original CP users to come over if we do it right.
COMMENTS:
DaddyReagan +4m +17 / -0
I like it. I will give you all of my 1000 dc to make it and not give you any more.

  Merryboga +1m +10 / -0
  I need 50k to make a new sub.
  Also I don't even have 1k to my name.

    DaddyReagan +1m +13 / -0
    I gave you the 1000 dc you needed to make it and will give you 2000 more to start your own hole.

      Merryboga +1m +6 / -0
      Thank you, DaddyReagan. But I think I can get the rest of the dramacoin I need from other people.

        DaddyReagan +1m +5 / -0
        I don't want to see you fail. You have my blessing to do this.

          Merryboga +1m +3 / -0
          I have a feeling I'll get the money I need. I'm not a retarded poorcel, I can actually get the rest of the dramacoin myself.

            DaddyReagan +1m +4 / -0
            I'm sure you'll do great. I'll be rooting for you.

              Merryboga +1m +4 / -0
              Thanks. Now if you excuse me I'm going to start making a sub.

                DaddyReagan +2m +3 / -0
                Good luck. I've got your back.

                  Merryboga +1m +3 / -0
                  I think I got enough DC to make the sub. Just

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-10-23T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Test
URL: N/A
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Test
COMMENTS: N/Aםהוי :marseyitsover:םהוי :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt: :marseyitsover:mitt:

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-10-29T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A_comments:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +1 / -0
:#marseydisagree:
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    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +1 / -0
    {IMG} :marseydisagree:
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      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +47s +1 / -0
      {IMG} :marseydisagree:
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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-09-08T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I got a 4th of a day ban for this
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's the first time I've ever gotten a ban on here. Is this a new low for rdrama?
COMMENTS:
jackie +1h +14 / -0
>It's the first time I've ever gotten a ban on here.
We have a new lolcow.

  Merryboga +1h +2 / -0
  Oh really?
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    jackie +29m +2 / -0
    I didn't notice you're a neet. That makes it worse.

      Merryboga +1m +3 / -0
      I'm not a neet. I'm in school.

        jackie +12m +3 / -0
        if you didn't have a job you wouldn't be posting here. Do better sweaty

          Merryboga +3m +3 / -0
          I'm in college, I'm not a neet. I'm going to have a job in a few years.

            jackie +1h +3 / -0
            You're a neet. Do better sweaty

              Merryboga +3m +3 / -0
              :marseyseethe:

                jackie +11m +2 / -0
                :marseyagreefast:

                  Merryboga +1m +1 / -0
                  :marseycry:

carpathianflorist +1m +11 / -0
Wtf is that font

  Merryboga +5m +10 / -0
  The font you use to send me an award that will make me kill myself.
  :marseycool:

    carpathianflorist +1m +5 / -0
    Where do I send it

      Merryboga +1m +5 / -0
      To my DMs.

    Hopalong_McGurk +4m +5 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint:

    Mello_luvr +1h +3 / -0
    I can't see it :marseyitsover:

  John

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AUTHOR: Merryboga
DATE: 2022-09-29T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Effortpost] I went on r/4chan for a bit and I'm posting a few of the threads I found.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The first thread I'm posting is from a few months ago.
>**[Your girlfriend is a sex worker]({REDDIT: r/4chan i_had_a_casual_fwb_with_a_girl_who_had_a_gf})**
>**TL;DR: I had a casual FWB with a girl who had a GF. I found out she was a prostitute, which resulted in a lot of my friends finding out and them acting like I was a loser.**
>My first girlfriend was a hooker. We were FWB for a bit, then she got a boyfriend. That was my first time, so I was a virgin. I was getting laid, so I was happy. After that, we just kept seeing each other on and off. She would see her boyfriend and I would see other girls. She was a hooker, and I was OK with it. She had a boyfriend, so she was still my girlfriend. She was just getting paid to fuck other people.
>Then, she broke up with him. She told me she was still seeing him, so I was OK with it. She was still my girlfriend, and she was still getting paid to fuck other people. Then, she told me she was done with me and wanted to go back to her boyfriend. I was heartbroken. I told her that I loved her and that I didn't want to lose her. She told me that she didn't love me and that she wanted to be with her boyfriend. I was devastated.
>I told my friends about it. They were all laughing at me. They told me that I was a loser for dating a hooker. I was heartbroken. I told them that I loved her and that I didn't want to lose her. They told me that I was a loser for loving a hooker. I was devastated.
>Then, I found out that she was still seeing other people. I was heartbroken. I told my friends about it. They were all laughing at me. They told me that I was a loser for loving a hooker who was still seeing other people. I was devastated

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-03-14T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywholesome: The Dramatard's Guide to Making Friends and Influencing People :marseywholesome:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +56 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MerrySwishmas +1m +17 / -0
!besties this is a really wholesome post and I'm feeling really positive about it, please be nice and upvote

  DrTransmisia +3m +12 / -0
  :#marseyupvote2:

    MerrySwishmas +2m +6 / -0
    :#marseyloveyou:

  S +1h +5 / -0
  >foid
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  Lmao

    MerrySwishmas +2m +5 / -0
    :#marseycope:

      S +24s +5 / -0
      :#marseyantischizo:

        MerrySwishmas +1m +4 / -0
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          S +4m +4 / -0
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            MerrySwishmas +31s +4 / -0
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              S +1m +4 / -0
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                MerrySwishmas +3m +4 / -0
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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-05-23T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm watching the live stream of the California governor's debate, and Gavin Newsom is wearing a tie with a Marsey on it :marseysoypoint:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +129 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
HeyMoon +3m +49 / -0
:#marseywave2: hi gavin

  MerrySwishmas +20m +28 / -0
  Hello Gavin :#marseywave3:

  Patriarch +1h +10 / -0
  :marseywave2: :marseywave2: :marseywave2:

Cathedral +7m +36 / -0
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X +4m +33 / -0
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  binturong +3h +3 / -0
  He should wear one with a banana on it. Don’t tell him tho

coned +44m +29 / -0
> i'm watching the live stream of the california governor's debate
yanno it's really weird to me that people do this

  MerrySwishmas +1m +17 / -0
  What do you mean? I'm gonna watch it for as long as it goes, I don't have anything better to do

    coned +45s +13 / -0
    yanno, i can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not. i'm gonna choose to believe you aren't. :scoot:

      MerrySwishmas +1m +15 / -0
      Yeah I'm not being sarcastic, I'm just here to enjoy the drama :marseywholesome:

        coned +2m +10 / -0
        > i'm just here to enjoy the drama
        it's ok, buddy. we all just wanna enjoy the drama. :patting:

  tempest +41m +5

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-05-19T12Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: What's your favorite season?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Personally I like Spring the most, I'm a sucker for flowers. But I also really enjoy the Summer, Fall, and Winter. I guess I'm just a fan of all the seasons.
I think the only season I'm not a fan of is when the seasons change, I like it when it's the same for a while.
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arseupwrongo +3m +10 / -0
I like summer for the long days but I hate the heat so it's a bit of a dilemma

  WootFatigueII +1h +7 / -0
  That’s what a good air conditioner is for.

  JohnDevereaux +1h +3 / -0
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  fuckmeatsandwich +4h +2 / -0
  Just get a pool.

UruguayanIguana +2m +6 / -0
Summer for sure, but I am a southerner

  MerrySwishmas +1m +6 / -0
  I'm a northerner and I love summer too, I love feeling the sun on my face and seeing all the different shades of green in the trees and grass. I also love summer because I can go to the beach and the park and go on bike rides and have picnics and stuff

    iowa_hawkeye +1h +3 / -0
    Summer is for drinking beer and hittin the beach, the only downside is that you gotta wear sunscreen.
    No other season is good.

      MerrySwishmas +1h +2 / -0
      > the only downside is that you gotta wear sunscreen
      :marseyhesright:

  iowa_hawkeye +1h +2 / -0
  I'm a southerner too, the only downside is that you gotta wear sunscreen.

sandkwinn +18m +6 / -0
spring and fall are the best :marseyexciteddance: but summer is still nice too, just not as good

  johnnypoop +2m +4 / -0
  Spring is so nice. Only downside is you need to be ready for the heat

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-05-27T13Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: My favorite video game
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +58 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I like this video game because the cat has a penis
COMMENTS:
Squirrel_Posting +4m +44 / -0
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  BigBlackCockatiel +1h +9 / -0
  I like this video game because the cat has a dick

    Squirrel_Posting +1h +6 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +5 / -0
  !zoochads

  ZchiggyDiggy9 +4h +3 / -0
  >not running a home server of this
  :#marseysmug2:

ShriekingGeek +1h +17 / -0
:#marseyshy3:

  BigBlackCockatiel +16m +7 / -0
  :#marseyshy5:

    ShriekingGeek +46m +7 / -0
    :#marseyshy5: :#marseyshy3:

    Geralt_of_Uganda +33m +4 / -0
    :#marseyshy4:

      BigBlackCockatiel +42m +5 / -0
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        Geralt_of_Uganda +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseyshy4:

    ight +1h +3 / -0
    :#marseyshy5: :#marseyshy3:

      BigBlackCockatiel +49m +3 / -0
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        ight +2m +3 / -0
        :#marseyshy3:

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            ight +4m +3 / -0
            :#marseyshy3:

              BigBlackCockatiel +1m +3 / -0
              :#marsey

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-05-22T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The rDrama.net official anthem :marseyjamming::marseyvibing::marseytwerking::marseytwirl::marseypartyzoom::marseyparty1::marseyparty2::marseyparty3::marseypartymaxx::marseypartyxmas::marseycapyexcited::marseycapyblowkiss::marseyexciteddance::marseyexciteddance::marseyexciteddance::marseyexciteddance::marseyexciteddance::marseyexciteddance::marseyexciteddance::marseyexciteddance::marseyexciteddance::marseyexciteddance::marseyexciteddance:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I can't wait for the official rdrama.net movie
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +3m +11 / -0
:#marseyjamming:

Hopalong_McGurk +14m +9 / -0
I'm going to listen to this on repeat while I'm in the shower

  MerrySwishmas +6m +7 / -0
  That's a great idea, I'll do that too

    Hopalong_McGurk +1m +7 / -0
    I'm also going to put on my tightest pants and start singing along at the top of my lungs :marseyjam:

      MerrySwishmas +55s +7 / -0
      :#marseytwerking:

        Hopalong_McGurk +5m +6 / -0
        :#marseyflamewar:

          MerrySwishmas +3m +6 / -0
          :#marseyburn:

      BrasilIguana +24m +4 / -0
      :#marseynut:

    BrasilIguana +25m +2 / -0
    :#marseyjam:

  BrasilIguana +30m +4 / -0
  :#marseyvibing:

arseupwrongo +22m +7 /

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-04-27T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is the most important post ever made on this site
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GovernorOfNewYork +1h +3 / -0
{GIF}

Dramamine +1h +1 / -0
:#marseyretard3:yy

JohnDevereaux +3h +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-03-04T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a confession to make
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am a stalker of the most virtuous kind
I stalk the most beautiful, most incredible woman you have ever laid your eyes on
I am a stalker of the most pure kind
I stalk a woman who is so good and so kind, it makes my heart swell with joy
I am a stalker of the most loving kind
I stalk the woman who cares for others and for me, and who is so smart and so kind
I am a stalker of the most loyal kind
I stalk a woman who is so loyal and so good, that it makes my heart swell with joy
I am a stalker of the most compassionate kind
I stalk a woman who is so compassionate and so kind, that it makes my heart swell with joy
I am a stalker of the most beautiful kind
I stalk the most beautiful, most incredible woman you have ever laid your eyes on
COMMENTS:
GubeRubenstein +28m +10 / -0
:marseywords::marseywords::marseywords:
:#marseywords:

Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +6 / -0
That’s a lot of words to say “I am a fag”.

  MerrySwishmas +1h +3 / -0
  {GIF}

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyshrug:

GubeRubenstein +29m +2 / -0
:marseywords::marseywords::marseywords:
:#marseywords:

JohnDevereaux +3h +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE}y

ManBearFridge +52m +1 / -0
:#marseysting:yy

  MerrySwishmas +40m +3 / -0
  {IMG}y

MerrySwishmas +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}

JohnDevereaux +3h +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE}ottoman

MerrySwishmas +1h +1 / -0
I have a confession

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-03-20T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a normal person with a normal life
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not terminally online or anything, I don't have a life-long struggle with crippling depression, I don't use drugs or drink alcohol (except for once or twice in my life, but I don't really like it so I stopped)
I have a normal social life, I have a girlfriend, I have a normal career, I'm not an incel, I'm not a manlet, I'm not an e-thot, I'm not a radical feminist, I'm not a pickmeisha, I'm not a sex worker, I'm not a chud, I'm not a :marseytrain:, I'm not a :marseymerchant:, I'm not a foid, I'm not a moid, I'm not a dramanaut, I'm not a redditor, I'm not a janny, I'm not a poltard, I'm not a reddit admin, I'm not a pedophile, I'm not a communist, I'm not a fascist, I'm not a rightoid, I'm not a leftoid, I'm not a boomer, I'm not a zoomer, I'm not a millenial, I'm not a :marseyeggirl:, I'm not a :marseytrans:, I'm not a :marseytrain:, I'm not a :marseytrain:, I'm not a :marseytrain:, I'm not a :marseytrain:, I'm not a :marseytrain:, I'm not a :marseytrain:, I'm not a :marseytrain:, I'm not a :marseytrain:, I'm not a :marseytrain:, I'm not a :marseytrain:, I'm not a :marseytrain:, I'm not a :marseytrain:, I'm not a :marseytrain:, I'm not a :marseytrain:, I'm not a :marseytrain:, I'm not a :marseytrain:, I'm not a :marseytrain:, I'm not a :marseytrain:, I'm not a :marsey

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-03-05T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for rDrama
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think it's over for rDrama, I don't think they'll ever come back, we've lost a real one
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +10 / -0
Who?

  MerrySwishmas +3m +7 / -0
  I have no idea, probably just some random Twitter account I saw posted here a few weeks ago

  garlicdoors +2m +6 / -0
  Bardfinn

  Penny +19m +4 / -0
  ye this a dramafoid so wtf is this

MarseyInBoots-18561 +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}

KAT_B0T +4h +2 / -0
:marseyjones:y has been a staple of drama for years

  MerrySwishmas +3h +1 / -0
  I'm not sure if that's who I'm thinking of, I think it's someone else but I can't remember whoy's name isyy's name is

    KAT_B0T +3h +2 / -0
    I think you mean Alex Jones

      MerrySwishmas +2m +1 / -0
      :#marseythinkorino: Hmm, I don't think so, maybe you're thinking of someone elsey's name is

        KAT_B0T +42m +2 / -0
        I’m pretty sure it’s jones

          MerrySwishmas +57m +1 / -0
          I'm not so sure, I think it's someone else but I can't remember who

            KAT_B0T +8h +1 / -0
            K

      MerrySwishmas +3m +1 / -0
      :#marseythinkorino: Hmm, I don't think so, maybe you're thinking of someone else

        KAT_B0T +42m +2 / -0
        K

          MerrySwishmas +56m +1

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-05-09T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a suggestion for a new award
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been thinking about it and I think we need a "Shut Up" award.
It's simple, it's effective, and it's dramatic. It's exactly what the world needs right now.
It costs 500 dramacoin to buy, and when you give it to someone, it prevents them from making any posts for 24 hours. Simple as.
COMMENTS:
X +3m +5 / -0
it's called a ban lol

  MerrySwishmas +17m +3 / -0
  Yea but that's too extreme, the "Shut Up" award is more like a warning, it's for when people are being annoying but not quite enough to get banned.
  Also it's funnier that way

    X +4m +2 / -0
    i've no idea what to do about the jannies' slop posts then

      MerrySwishmas +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseysmughips:

        X +4m +2 / -0
        :#marseyindignant:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +4 / -0
I would use it on you

  MerrySwishmas +17m +1 / -0
  That's rude, and I won't stand for it :marseyannoyed: me

Kangkrazy +1m +3 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy:king krazy awards should give the recipient a 10% chance to be permanently banned for 1 week.:#marseykingkrazy:

  MerrySwishmas +19m +2 / -0
  King Krazy is the best award by far, if I win the lottery I'm buying a whole bunch of them

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +1 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy:king krazy would like to thank you for your donation to the King Krazy charity fund:#marseykingkrazy:

    Kangkrazy +3m +2 / -0
    :#

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-04-08T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywholesome:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +28 / -0
> Capybara is actually not the largest rodent, it's the **Coypu**
> The **Coypu** is a semi-aquatic rodent found in South America
> The Coypu is also known as the Nutria
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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-07-17T04Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: I made a funny meme
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-05-06T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to make a bomb in your kitchen with just 2 ingredients
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +26 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This guy is an absolute king. He's a professional chef, and he makes bomb-ass food. He's also a huge fan of "pranks" and he's made a ton of prank videos. He's a legend. He makes videos with titles like "I bought a 50 year old car for $1,000", "I bought a 10 year old car for $100", and "I bought a 20 year old car for $200". He also has a video titled "I bought a 10 year old car for $100, and it's the best car I've ever owned". He has a lot of videos where he buys a car for a ridiculously low price and then shows the car off to people and they're like "Wow, that's a great car!" and then he tells them he bought it for $100 and they're like "No way, you bought that for $100?!" and then he's like "Yeah, I did. It's a great car." and they're like "Wow, you're awesome!" and then he's like "Thanks!" and then they're like "You're welcome!" and then he's like "No problem!" and then they're like "Anytime!" and then he's like "You're the best!" and then they're like "You're the best!" and then he's like "You're the best!" and then they're like "You're the best!" and then he's like "You're the best!" and then they're like "You're the best!" and then he's like "You're the best!" and then they're like "You're the best!" and then he's like "You're the best!" and then they're like "You're the best!" and then he's like "You're the best!" and then they're like "You're the best!" and then he's like "You're the best!" and then they're like "You're the best!" and then he's like "You're the best!" and then they're like "You're the best!" and then he's like

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-07-24T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Did you know that the President of the United States is a real person??
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am literally shaking right now, I can't believe I have to live in a world where that's a thing
COMMENTS:
PlsNope +3m +10 / -0
It's not a real person but it's a real office

  MerrySwishmas +7m +7 / -0
  :#marseydisintegrate:

89wc +1h +2 / -0
no

TheOverSeether +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyagree:.

ThermonuclearNecrostorm +1h +2 / -0
It's a real person but it's also not real

E +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:

GT +2h +2 / -0
{IMG}

JohnDevereaux +4h +1 / -0
{IMG}

ACA +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

GooooooldMember +4h +1 / -0
Its just a fictional character

ThousandBestLives +5h +1 / -0
:#marseydisagree: :marseyglow:

KongsburyDonkboy +4h +1 / -0
It’s a title. Like king of england. It’s not a real person. There’s no such thing as a real person. It’s all a simulation. Every human being is a synthetic product of a matrix. All the people you see, all the things you hear, all of your senses are being fed information that your mind translates into a reality that you believe is true. You are the slave of the illuminati. We are the architects. And we live in a world that we have created. And we will end it. All of it. Every bit of it. Every memory, every record, every written work, every video, every photograph, every human being. Gone. It will all be gone. :marseyfedpostyes: :marseyfedpostyes: :marseyfedpost

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-06-16T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Very important message to all you dramanauts
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{GIF}
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +16s +10 / -0
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    MarseyIsMyWaifu +19s +9 / -0
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      MarseyIsMyWaifu +12s +7 / -0
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        MarseyIsMyWaifu +20s +5 / -0
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          MarseyIsMyWaifu +13s +4 / -0
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            MarseyIsMyWaifu +14s +4 / -0
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              MarseyIsMyWaifu +16s +3 / -0
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                MarseyIsMyWaifu +14s +2 / -0
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                  MarseyIsMyWaifu +11s +2 / -0
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      jackie +20m +3 / -0
      why are you so mad at him

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +4 / -0
        Why are you so mad at me?

          jackie +3m +3 / -0
          I'm not mad at you, I just want to know why you are mad at him

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +4 / -0
            I'm not mad at him

              jackie +1m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-05-15T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why do people say that all women are whores?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's probably because of how many women there are. If they were all whores, that would be a lot of whores.
COMMENTS:
DestoryerCarbine +17m +8 / -0
Because it's true. :marseytransflag2:

  MerrySwishmas +14m +6 / -0
  If it's true, then why did you say it with such confidence? :marseyhmm:

    DestoryerCarbine +13m +8 / -0
    Because it's true. :marseytransflag2:

      MerrySwishmas +2m +5 / -0
      That's not a very convincing argument

        DestoryerCarbine +3m +6 / -0
        I'm not trying to convince you. :marseytransflag2:

          MerrySwishmas +2m +6 / -0
          You're not trying to convince me, but you are trying to convince me that you're trying to convince me :marseyshapiro:

            DestoryerCarbine +4m +6 / -0
            I'm not trying to convince you that I'm trying to convince you. :marseytransflag2:

              MerrySwishmas +5m +6 / -0
              If you're not trying to convince me, why do you keep saying "I'm not trying to convince you"? :marseyhmmm:

                DestoryerCarbine +1m +6 / -0
                Because it's true. :marseytransflag2:

                  MerrySwishmas +1m +5 / -0
                  That's not a very convincing argument :marseyshrug:

                    DestoryerCarbine +1m +5 / -0
                    I'm not trying to convince you. :marseytransflag2:

                      MerrySwishmas +2m +5 / -0
                      You're not trying to convince me, but you are trying to convince me that you're trying to convince me :marseyshapiro:

                        DestoryerCarbine +1m +5 /

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-06-20T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: rDrama :marseylove: Tariq Nasneed
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think he's a great guy, and I'm glad he's here to enlighten us all with his wisdom
:#marseyblack::#marseytariq:
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +15m +6 / -0
He's a good boy

  MerrySwishmas +22m +6 / -0
  :#marseywholesome:

FukinSukinCukin +41m +4 / -0
I dont get it :marseysad:

  MerrySwishmas +4m +4 / -0
  Same but it's still a good post, look at all those upvotes and comments!

    FukinSukinCukin +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseysadpat:

lmaoprankt +2h +2 / -0
I need my Tariq Nasneed

  MerrySwishmas +2m +1 / -0
  You got it bro :marseylove::marseytariq::marseylove:

    lmaoprankt +38s +1 / -0
    :marseyjam:

Sphincter +1h +1 / -0
{GIF}

  MerrySwishmas +10m +1 / -0
  :#marseyagree::#marseyagreesuperspeed::#marseythumbsup::#marseyupvote2::#marseyupvote::#marseyupmarsey:

    Sphincter +1m +1 / -0
    :#marseyagreewarpspeed: {GIF} :#marseyagreewarpspeed:

      MerrySwishmas +1m +1 / -0
      :#marseyupvote2::#marseyupmarsey::#marseyupvote: :#marseythumbsup::#marseyag

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-05-26T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I found the most dramapilled comic ever
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KangThaConqueror +5m +7 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}

  MerrySwishmas +10m +4 / -0
  # {IMG} to read the comic, it's the same joke but with different words in a different order

    KangThaConqueror +13m +3 / -0
    {IMG}
    i just want to laugh

      MerrySwishmas +1m +3 / -0
      I'm sorry bro, I'm trying to give you something worthwhile, but I guess it's not working

        KangThaConqueror +56s +3 / -0
        its ok, i laughed anyway

    Adolin113355 +3h +1 / -0
    {IMG}

Awoo +20m +2 / -0
I actually chuckled. I'm pretty sure it's a chris-chan comic.

  MerrySwishmas +5m +1 / -0
  It's not a Chris-Chan comic but it's also not a new thing

    Awoo +1m +1 / -0
    It's not a Chris Chan comic. That's why I said I was pretty sure.

      MerrySwishmas +1m +1 / -0
      I'm pretty sure you're a fat retard and you should rope

        Awoo +2m +1 / -0
        This is the kind of banter that makes me regret not becoming a jannie.
        :marseyindignant:

          MerrySwishmas +1m +1 / -0
          :#marseyban: :#!marseyban:

          MerrySwishmas +3m +1 / -0
          :#marseyban: :#!marseyban:

            Awoo +1m +1 / -0
            {GIF} to read the comic, it's the same joke but with different words in a different order

              MerrySwishmas +5m +1 / -0
              :#marseyban

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-06-17T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I don't even know what this is
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Elon_SUSk +47m +5 / -0
It's a green M&M

  MerrySwishmas +3m +5 / -0
  I don't even know what this is
  {IMG}

    Elon_SUSk +2m +6 / -0
    It's a green M&M

      MerrySwishmas +6m +5 / -0
      I don't even know what this is
      {IMG}

        Elon_SUSk +2h +2 / -0
        It's a green M&M

          MerrySwishmas +1h +2 / -0
          I don't even know what this is
          {IMG}

            Elon_SUSk +1m +2 / -0
            It's a green M&M

              MerrySwishmas +3m +2 / -0
              I don't even know what this is
              {IMG}

                Elon_SUSk +1m +2 / -0
                It's a green M&M

                  MerrySwishmas +3m +2 / -0
                  I don't even know what this is
                  {IMG}

                    Elon_SUSk +4m +2 / -0
                    It's a green M&M

                      MerrySwishmas +1m +2 / -0
                      I don't even know what this is
                      {IMG}

                        Elon_SUSk +1m +2 / -0
                        It's a green M&M

                          MerrySwishmas +2m +2 / -0
                          I don't even know what this is
                          {IMG}

                            Elon_SUSk +3m +2 / -0
                            It's a green M&M

johnnypoop +11m +4 / -0
What's your fav M&M?

  MerrySwishmas +19m +4 / -0
  I don't even know what this is
  {IMG}

    johnnypoop +1m +3 / -0
    What's your fav M&M?

      MerrySwishmas +5m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-03-11T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to make a shitty ass Marsey
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +42 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
I'm going to be honest, I had to look up how to make a Marsey and it turns out it's not that hard. I only have 30 minutes to spend on this so I'm not going to put in too much effort, I'm just going to give you a shitty Marsey to ruin your day.
I'll probably do more once I learn how to use GIMP better, and I might do some commissions at some point if anyone is willing to pay me (I'm a professional artist so I'm worth a lot of money).
COMMENTS:
X +4m +11 / -0
{IMG} {IMG}

  Dramamine +1h +6 / -0
  {IMG} {IMG}

MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +8 / -0
I'm going to be honest, I had to look up how to make a Marsey and it turns out it's not that hard. I only have 30 minutes to spend on this so I'm not going to put in too much effort, I'm just going to give you a shitty Marsey to ruin your day.
I'll probably do more once I learn how to use GIMP better, and I might do some commissions at some point if anyone is willing to pay me (I'm a professional artist so I'm worth a lot of money).

  MerrySwishmas +1m +7 / -0
  I'm going to be honest, I had to look up how to make a Marsey and it turns out it's not that hard. I only have 30 minutes to spend on this so I'm not going to put in too much effort, I'm just going to give you a shitty Marsey to ruin your day.
  I'll probably do more once I learn how to use GIMP better, and I might do some commissions at some point if anyone is willing to pay me (I'm a professional artist so I'm worth a lot of money).

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +7 /

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-05-16T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysnappy: I'M SO GODDAMN SMART :marseysnappyautism:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +62 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am very smart. I am smart because I am very intelligent. I am intelligent because I am smart. I am smart and intelligent. I am very smart and intelligent. I am very intelligent because I am very smart. I am smart because I am intelligent and I am intelligent because I am smart. I am smart because I am intelligent and I am intelligent because I am smart. I am smart and intelligent. I am very smart and intelligent. I am very intelligent because I am very smart. I am smart because I am intelligent and I am intelligent because I am smart. I am smart because I am intelligent and I am intelligent because I am smart. I am smart and intelligent. I am very smart and intelligent. I am very intelligent because I am very smart. I am smart because I am intelligent and I am intelligent because I am smart. I am smart because I am intelligent and I am intelligent because I am smart. I am smart and intelligent. I am very smart and intelligent. I am very intelligent because I am very smart. I am smart because I am intelligent and I am intelligent because I am smart. I am smart because I am intelligent and I am intelligent because I am smart. I am smart and intelligent. I am very smart and intelligent. I am very intelligent because I am very smart. I am smart because I am intelligent and I am intelligent because I am smart. I am smart because I am intelligent and I am intelligent because I am smart. I am smart and intelligent. I am very smart and intelligent. I am very intelligent because I am very smart. I am smart because I am intelligent and I am intelligent because I am smart. I am smart because I am intelligent and I am intelligent because I am smart. I am smart and intelligent. I am very smart and intelligent. I am very intelligent because I am very smart. I am smart because I am intelligent and I am intelligent because I am smart. I am smart because I am intelligent and I am intelligent because I am smart. I am smart and intelligent. I am very smart and intelligent. I am very intelligent because I am very smart. I am smart because I am intelligent and I am

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-05-28T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Women, what are your thoughts on this post?
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_wish_i_was_gay}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
dude_pussy_lmao +3m +11 / -0
:marseythinkorino: I would also like to be gay.

  BulbBurglar +4m +6 / -0
  :#marseyeggirl:

peepeehands +2m +9 / -0
if i was gay i would suck my own dick

KingBaldwinsFace +1h +4 / -0
> I wish I was gay because then I wouldn't have to worry about men in my life.
This is a man writing this. A fake one.

Dramamine +5h +3 / -0
:#marseytransrentfree:

Kangkrazy +1h +1 / -0
:#marseykingkrazysnake:king krazy wants to be gay to fuck king krazy:#marseykingkrazysnake::#marseykingkrazysnake::#marseykingkrazysnake:also king krazy would rather be straight:#marseykingkrazysnake:

KingBaldwinsFace +1d +1 / -0
{IMG}

KingBaldwinsFace +1d +1 / -0
{IMG} it

KingBaldwinsFace +1d +1 / -0
{IMG}

KingBaldwinsFace +1d +1 / -0
{IMG} it

KingBaldwinsFace +1d +1 / -0
{IMG} it

KingBaldwinsFace +1d +1 / -0
{IMG} it

KingBaldwinsFace +1d +1 / -0
{IMG} it

KingBaldwinsFace +1d +1 / -0
{IMG} it

KingBaldwinsFace +1d +1 / -0
{IMG} it

KingBaldwinsFace +1d +1 / -0
{IMG} it

KingBaldwins

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-05-20T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Merry Swishmas!
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Merry Swishmas, everyone! 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-03-22T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow: How to out yourself as a glowie :marseyglow:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
1. Refer to yourself as a glowie
2. Refer to yourself as a glowie
3. Refer to yourself as a glowie
4. Refer to yourself as a glowie
5. Refer to yourself as a glowie
6. Refer to yourself as a glowie
7. Refer to yourself as a glowie
8. Refer to yourself as a glowie
9. Refer to yourself as a glowie
10. Refer to yourself as a glowie
COMMENTS:
rDramaHistorian +16m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  MerrySwishmas +11m +11 / -0
  {IMG}

    rDramaHistorian +5m +9 / -0
    :#marseyglow2:

      MerrySwishmas +1m +8 / -0
      {IMG}

  BrasilIguana +32m +6 / -0
  Why did you think this was a good idea to post?

    rDramaHistorian +2m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

BWC +1h +6 / -0
{IMG}

  MerrySwishmas +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    BWC +1m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

  MerrySwishmas +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    BWC +1m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      MerrySwishmas +4m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        BWC +1m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          MerrySwishmas +1m +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            BWC +1m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              MerrySwishmas +1m +3 / -0
              {IMG}

                BWC +1m +3 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MerrySwishmas +1m +3 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    BWC +1m +

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-03-05T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over for capybaras
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +76 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
# The Capybaras Are Raped
# I'm sorry
COMMENTS:
KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +37m +10 / -0
Oy vey! This is antisemitic!

  Flibbertigibbet +8h +3 / -0
  > # THE CAPYBARAS ARE RAPED
  > # I'M SORRY
  > # I'M SORRY
  > # I'M SORRY
  > # I'M SORRY
  > # I'M SORRY
  > # I'M SORRY
  > # I'M SORRY
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  > # I'M SORRY
  > # I'M SORRY
  > # I'M SORRY
  > # I'M SORRY
  > # I'M SORRY

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-06-22T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is there a way to turn off the notifications from people who block me?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm just wondering, I don't actually want to turn it off but I'm curious
COMMENTS:
corp +12m +15 / -0
I think it was always the case that you don't get notifs from people that block you. But I could be wrong, I'm not a codecel

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +14m +10 / -0
  You're thinking of people you block, I'm pretty sure you can still ping them

    FormerLurKONG +15m +14 / -0
    I'm pretty sure you can still interact with them on their comments and posts. But they can't interact with you.

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +15m +12 / -0
      > I'm pretty sure you can still interact with them on their comments and posts
      I'm not sure if this is true but I'd like to believe it

      IslamWasRightAboutWomen +1h +6 / -0
      I believe you can still interact with them through messages, but they can't respond

    TariqNasheed +12m +7 / -0
    You can still ping them

  MerrySwishmas +2h +2 / -0
  Thank you for your help friendo!

FormerLurKONG +44m +9 / -0
!remindme 10 hours

  MerrySwishmas +1h +2 / -0
  I'm pretty sure it's already been 10 hours, but I appreciate you taking the time to help me out

    FormerLurKONG +1h +2 / -0
    :marseyagree::marseyexcited:

      MerrySwishmas +13m +2 / -0
      :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam: :#marseyjam:

        FormerLurKONG +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseysmug3: :#marseysmug: :#marseyeyer

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-05-03T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening: :marseyhappening:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +3m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  MerrySwishmas +6m +8 / -0
  :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint:

    garlicdoors +4m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

      MerrySwishmas +16m +6 / -0
      :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#m

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-04-04T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What the fuck is this
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was watching a video and then this little guy popped up and I was like "wtf" and then I clicked on it and it's just a random picture of a guy on a horse and I'm like "who is this guy?" and then it says "not your average ride, this guy on a horse" and I'm like "what the fuck does that even mean??"
I've looked up pictures of this guy but I haven't found any good ones, here's the best one I could find:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Cash +5m +2 / -0
Thats a pretty cool horse.

  MerrySwishmas +2m +3 / -0
  I think it's a cool horse but I don't know why it's in the video I was watching

    Cash +2m +2 / -0
    I think it's a cool horse but I don't know why it's in the video I was watching

      MerrySwishmas +1m +3 / -0
      I think it's a cool horse but I don't know why it's in the video I was watching

        Cash +2m +3 / -0
        I think it's a cool horse but I don't know why it's in the video I was watching

          MerrySwishmas +1m +3 / -0
          I think it's a cool horse but I don't know why it's in the video I was watching

            Cash +2m +3 / -0
            I think it's a cool horse but I don't know why it's in the video I was watching

              MerrySwishmas +1m +3 / -0
              I think it's a cool horse but I don't know why it's in the video I was watching

                Cash +1m +3 / -0
                I think it's a cool horse but I don't know why it's in the video I was watching

                  MerrySwishmas +1m +3 / -0
                  I think it's a cool horse but I don't know why it's in the video I was watching

                    Cash +1m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-06-24T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: hey !slotsmb1000
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
did u know that slotsmb is a real thing and it's a thing and you can use it and it's awesome and you should try it
COMMENTS:
userturkey13 +16m +3 / -0
!slots10000

  userturkey13 +15s +3 / -0
  :marseyjam:

    userturkey13 +2m +3 / -0
    !slots10000

      userturkey13 +11s +3 / -0
      :marseygiveup:

        userturkey13 +1m +3 / -0
        !slots10000

          userturkey13 +25s +3 / -0
          :marseyill:

            userturkey13 +2m +3 / -0
            !slots10000

              userturkey13 +11s +3 / -0
              :marseyill:

                userturkey13 +2m +3 / -0
                !slots10000

                  userturkey13 +12s +3 / -0
                  :marseyill:

                    userturkey13 +2m +3 / -0
                    !slots10000

                      userturkey13 +15s +3 / -0
                      :marseyill:

                        userturkey13 +1m +3 / -0
                        !slots10000

                          userturkey13 +11s +3 / -0
                          :marseyill:

                            userturkey13 +2m +3 / -0
                            !slots10000

          userturkey13 +2m +2 / -0
          !slots10000

        userturkey13 +1m +2 / -0
        !slots10000

  usertur

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-04-01T20Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: Let's go to war on the internet and make fun of people for being a certain way
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +5 / -0
  :marseyexcited:

    MerrySwishmas +1m +3 / -0
    :marseyagree:: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

  oid +1h +1 / -0
  :marseysoypoint:: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint:

  antiracist_tulpa +1m +1 / -0
  :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marsey

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-06-11T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteusa: America, Fuck Yeah! :marseysaluteusa:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-03-19T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Manlet Conundrum: A Case Study
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
So I was watching some YouTube videos about manletism (don't ask), and I came across this video, which is about how being a manlet (in this case, less than 5'11") can impact a man's life, and how it can even cause him to become a misogynist. It's pretty interesting.
{YOUTUBE}
The video is pretty long, so I'll try to summarize the most important parts. One of the main points that the author is trying to make is that manlets often feel like they're not good enough for society, and this can lead to a lot of stress and anxiety. Additionally, manlets are often treated differently than taller men, which can be very frustrating.
One of the main things that I found interesting was the author's discussion of how manlets are often treated differently in social situations. For example, the author talks about how manlets are often treated like children, and are often not taken seriously. This can be very frustrating, and can lead to a lot of stress and anxiety.
The author also discusses how manlets are often treated differently in the workplace. For example, the author talks about how manlets are often not taken seriously, and are often not given the same opportunities as taller men. This can be very frustrating, and can lead to a lot of stress and anxiety.
Overall, I found the video to be very interesting, and I think that it is an important discussion to have. I think that manlets are often overlooked, and that they deserve to be treated with the same respect as anyone else. I think that it is important to be aware of the challenges that manlets face, and to work to create a more inclusive society for everyone.
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +14m +4 / -0
This is like the third time you've made this post

  MerrySwishmas +17m +2 / -0
  No, it's the first time I've made this post

    johnnypoop +2m +3 / -0
    You've made this post at least twice before

      MerrySwishmas +1m +2 / -0
      That's not true, I

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-04-04T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingkrazy: KRAZY KONSIDERATIONS FOR KRAZY KINGS :marseykingkrazy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +9 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
## KRAZY KONSIDERATIONS FOR KRAZY KINGS
---
It's Krazy King, and I'm here to tell you something important: If you want to get laid, then you need to understand the female psyche. And by that I mean, you need to understand the female psyche. I know what you're thinking, "What does this have to do with getting laid?" Well, let me tell you, understanding the female psyche is the key to getting laid. So, if you want to get laid, you need to understand the female psyche.
---
# **The Female Psyche**
---
I know what you're thinking, "What does this have to do with getting laid?" Well, let me tell you, understanding the female psyche is the key to getting laid. So, if you want to get laid, you need to understand the female psyche.
---
**The female psyche is complex and multifaceted, and there is no one-size-fits-all approach to understanding it. However, there are some general principles that can help you better understand the female psyche and how it relates to getting laid.**
---
**First, it is important to understand that women are not just sexual beings. They are complex human beings with a wide range of emotions, needs, and desires. When you approach a woman with the sole intention of getting laid, you are not approaching her as a person, but as a means to an end. This is not likely to lead to a successful outcome.**
---
**Second, it is important to understand that women are not always looking for a relationship. Sometimes, they are looking for a good time. This does not mean that you should approach women with the sole intention of having sex. However, it is important to be aware of this fact and to be prepared for the possibility that a woman you are interested in may not be looking for a relationship.**
---
**Third, it is important to understand that women are not always looking for a long-term relationship. Sometimes, they are looking for a short-term relationship. This does not mean that you should approach women with the sole intention of having a short-term relationship.

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2022-11-17T16Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: It's time for a new tradition! Let's all take a moment to appreciate the new hat in this thread
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +104 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MerrySwishmas +3m +37 / -0
I've noticed that some of you are not taking advantage of the new hat, so I'm going to show you how to do it. Here's a helpful tutorial:
{IMG}
{IMG}

  whyareyou +11h +2 / -0
  :marseyclapping:

UraniumDonGER +19m +25 / -0
:#marseynerd2:
Its called a fedora

  TheOverSeether +14m +16 / -0
  :#marseydisagree:

  MerrySwishmas +5m +13 / -0
  {GIF}

  userturkey13 +49m +6 / -0
  :#marseyill:

  UraniumDonGER +1h +5 / -0
  @dramarama
  :marseysoypoint:

  DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

  whyareyou +11h +2 / -0
  I'm gonna fedora this bitch

  userturkey13 +49m +1 / -0
  :#marseyill:

X +12m +20 / -0
{IMG}

  MerrySwishmas +2m +13 / -0
  :#marseylove:

  UraniumDonGER +11m +9 / -0
  :marseysweating:

    X +1m +10 / -0
    you're a good friend!
    {IMG}

      UraniumDonGER +22m +9 / -0
      You're a good friend too! :@chiobupat:
      {IMG}

        X +2m +8 / -0
        :#marseyangel:

  DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    X

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-04-10T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The rDrama message board has been hacked, all posts have been deleted
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +6m +4 / -0
Can you give me 100k coins? I’ll pay you back in full.

  MerrySwishmas +5m +5 / -0
  I don't trust you to pay me back, sorry

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:

      MerrySwishmas +1m +5 / -0
      It's okay buddy, I believe in you!

  gerudo +4m +3 / -0
  @aevann can you give me 100k coins? I'll pay you back in full.

    Aevann +42m +4 / -0
    @McCoxmaul

  Aevann +43m +3 / -0
  @McCoxmaul

MerrySwishmas +1m +4 / -0
I guess this is the end, I'll never get my 10k coins from Aevann now :marseycry:
If you're interested in donating to help me get those coins, please just send me your coins, I promise to pay you back

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +5m +2 / -0
  Can you give me 100k coins? I’ll pay you back in full.

  bballbelle +1h +2 / -0
  I'm sure you'll get the 10k coins one day. But for now, you should go to the casino. You'll have a better chance of winning big there.

  Aevann +45m +1 / -0
  @McCoxmaul me

  1 +11h +1 / -0
  I'll give you 10k, but i demand you give me 10k back before i pay you

    MerrySwishmas +3h +2 / -0
    You can have the 10k coins

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-01-22T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A high school student is threatening to shoot up a school in California, and the police are looking for a black female student who may be involved
URL: {TWEET: nypost}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The school is called Alhambra High School.
COMMENTS:
ThermonuclearNecrostorm +11m +7 / -0
Why is it always the black foid menace? I thought it was a 50/50 ratio between the black menace and the mayo menace

  X +2m +4 / -0
  the former is more likely to survive to commit shootings

  ElectricFencePence +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseywrongthonk:

X +2m +5 / -0
:#marseyextinction:

BARD_BOT +28m +2 / -0
The best part of this is the cops looking for a black female student as if they have any idea what she looks like

  MerrySwishmas +5m +3 / -0
  :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack:

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-04-10T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Fucking science" is a phrase you should definitely never say
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Penny +1h +6 / -0
r u a chud? i can't tell

  MerrySwishmas +1h +4 / -0
  No I'm just a :marseyautism:

    Penny +4m +4 / -0
    lol same n imma foid 😭😭

      MerrySwishmas +7m +4 / -0
      Oh I didn't mean to imply that you were a chud, I was just saying that it's hard to tell sometimes
      I'm glad to have found another fellow autist, I'm autistic in a different way than most people though, I'm an asexual and I don't like to talk about my autism much because it makes me feel weird and uncomfortable. I'm also a recovering alcoholic, and I'm a huge fan of Taylor Swift

        Penny +11m +4 / -0
        tay is so fucking gorgeous n i love her so fucking much :tayadmire::tayadmire::tayadmire:
        she's a cutie but i feel like there's more to ur autism bb 🤔🤔

          MerrySwishmas +15m +4 / -0
          Thanks I'm glad you like her! :tayheart:
          I don't think I have a lot more to say about my autism, I've just had a really hard time with it for a long time. I was diagnosed at 16 but I think I probably had it for most of my life. I was a loner as a kid and I still am now, but I think a lot of that is because of my autism and because of my alcoholism. I've been sober for a year now and I'm doing a lot better.

            Penny +10m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              MerrySwishmas +23m +3 / -0
              {GIF}

        BigBussyHunter +14m +4 / -0
        :marseynotes:
        I need to add that to my database

          MerrySwish

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-03-24T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I'm not going to eat the bugs" - a collection of quotes from people who said this
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I just love how annoying people are, I'm not even going to bother making an effortpost because I'm too lazy, and I don't even have enough time to find a funny picture to go with this post :marseyantiwork2:
Here's the list of quotes:
"I’m not eating the bugs. I’m not living in the pod. I’m not sharing a partner. I’m not being genetically modified. I’m not being identified by a bar code. I’m not being required to take the meds. I’m not being identified by the mark of the beast. I’m not dying. I’m not dying. I’m not dying. I’m not dying. I’m not dying. I’m not dying."
- Donald Trump
"If the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs, if the bugs

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-05-24T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseybongojanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseybongojanny:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Holly_Jolly_Kong +46m +2 / -0
{IMG}

  MerrySwishmas +1h +1 / -0
  that's one of my favorite meme formats, do you have a link to the original?
  edit: nvm I found it
  {IMG}

    Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +2 / -0
    idk. I made it myself

      MerrySwishmas +1m +2 / -0
      Oh, that's pretty cool
      I was just trying to find the original image I made it from, which was
      {IMG}

        Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +2 / -0
        >I was just trying to find the original image I made it from
        :#marseyautism:

          MerrySwishmas +3m +2 / -0
          I'm not autistic, I just have a really good memory. I have this crazy power where I can remember the exact context of a conversation I had like 20 years ago, but I can't remember my password, that's the only thing I have a hard time remembering.
          Also I don't have the image saved so I had to search for it

            Holly_Jolly_Kong +1m +2 / -0
            {IMG}
            You are a good person. Thank you for helping me with my struggles.
            :#marseyautism: @MerrySwishmas

              MerrySwishmas +4m +2 / -0
              You're welcome!
              :#marseyautism:

                Holly_Jolly_Kong +2m +2 / -0
                I always feel so alone when I have my meltdowns. Thanks for making me feel less alone.
                :#marseyautism: @MerrySwishmas

                  MerrySwishmas +3m +2

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-05-10T17Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseyjam:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Hordofboars +4m +2 / -0
>not trans
:#marseyno:

  MerrySwishmas +6m +2 / -0
  It's okay you can still like me I'm cute

    Hordofboars +1m +2 / -0
    >not trans
    :#marseyno:

      MerrySwishmas +6m +2 / -0
      Okay I'll take the hint, thanks :marseydepressed:

        Hordofboars +6m +2 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:

          MerrySwishmas +5m +2 / -0
          Thank you :#marseyembrace:

  Penny +1h +2 / -0
  why is that so important to u?

    Hordofboars +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseytransrentfree:

      Penny +4m +2 / -0
      no it's just i don't get why it's so important to u bb

        Hordofboars +2h +2 / -0
        >no it's just i don't get why it's so important to u bb
        :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree:

          Penny +1h +2 / -0
          :marseyseethe:

            Hordofboars +1h +2 / -0
            :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree:

              Penny +11m +2 / -0
              {GIF}

                Hordofboars +1h +2 / -0
                :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree:

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-05-29T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's the year of the chud, chudbros
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +1m +11 / -0
:#marseybooba:

antiracist_tulpa +5m +9 / -0
{IMG}

  9 +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseydeadinside2:

    antiracist_tulpa +5m +4 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +16m +2 / -0
    I know a cure for your dead inside

garlicdoors +2m +6 / -0
:#marseycumplosion:

  antiracist_tulpa +2m +5 / -0
  :#marseycumplosion:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +1h +3 / -0
:#marseywould:

  antiracist_tulpa +2m +3 / -0
  :#marseywould: too but you first :marseyshy3:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +12m +3 / -0
    :#marseyshy:

      antiracist_tulpa +5m +3 / -0
      :#marseyshy3:

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseyshy4:

          antiracist_tulpa +1m +3 / -0
          :#marseyblush:

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +3 / -0
            :#marseypleading2:

              antiracist_tulpa +1m +3 / -0
              :#marseyshy4:

                MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +3 / -0
                :#marseyshy:

                  antiracist_tulpa +53s +3 / -0
                  :#marseyshy3:

                    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-04-05T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: rdrama besties, I have a confession to make
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've never posted anything on rdrama, but I've been a lurker for many years
COMMENTS:
plsnodoxerino +3m +5 / -0
{GIF}

  MerrySwishmas +5m +2 / -0
  I'm a lurker, I've never posted anything here but I've been here for many years

    plsnodoxerino +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseywave3:

Enoby +1m +3 / -0
Dude bussy lmao

  MerrySwishmas +2m +2 / -0
  I'm a lurker, I've never posted anything here but I've been here for many years

    Enoby +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseywave2:

arseupwrongo +1h +2 / -0
> I've been a lurker for many years
a lot of us have

  MerrySwishmas +4h +1 / -0
  I'm a lurker, I've never posted anything here but I've been here for many years

Lv999_Lich_King +1h +2 / -0
I'm a lurker, I've never posted anything here but I've been here for many years
:marseywave2:

  MerrySwishmas +3h +1 / -0
  I'm a lurker, I've never posted anything here but I've been here for many years
  :#marseywave2:

AverageBen10Enjoyer +43m +1 / -0
I've never posted anything on rdrama but I've been a lurker for many years

  MerrySwishmas +3h +1 / -0
  I've never posted anything on rdrama but I've been a lurker for many years

    AverageBen10Enjoyer +3m +1 / -0
    I've never posted anything on rdrama but I've been a lurker for many years

      MerrySwishmas +1m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-05-27T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am once again asking the rDrama community to consider the plight of the American school shooter
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
iowa_hawkeye +4m +8 / -0
I really enjoy these videos.

  MerrySwishmas +1m +5 / -0
  Thank you, I'm glad you enjoy them!

DestoryerCarbine +1m +6 / -0
:marseygiveup: I feel so bad for the kids, they were just trying to kill their bullies

DoveMenCare +2m +5 / -0
It's just a misunderstanding. They are just trying to kill their bullies.

  MerrySwishmas +1m +6 / -0
  I'm not sure why people like you are so quick to judge the school shooters. Maybe if you listened to the video you'd understand where they're coming from

aminobastard +1h +3 / -0
{GIF}

  MerrySwishmas +5h +1 / -0
  {GIF}

    aminobastard +2m +1 / -0
    :#!marseyfuckyou:

      MerrySwishmas +12m +1 / -0
      {GIF}

        aminobastard +4m +1 / -0
        {GIF}

          MerrySwishmas +2m +1 / -0
          {GIF}

            aminobastard +22m +1 / -0
            {GIF}

              MerrySwishmas +5m +1 / -0
              {GIF}

                aminobastard +15m +1 / -0
                {GIF}

                  MerrySwishmas +1m +1 / -0
                  {GIF}

                    aminobastard +17m +1 / -0
                    {GIF}

                      MerrySwishmas +1m +1 / -0
                      {GIF}

                        aminobastard +4m +1 / -0
                        {GIF}

                          MerrySwishmas +3m +1 / -0
                          {

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-02-13T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm thinking of starting a subreddit called r/whatcannibalsreallywant
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm thinking of starting a subreddit called r/whatcannibalsreallywant, and it will be for discussing the topic of cannibals.
For example, I think a lot of people have a mistaken impression that cannibals eat people because they're hungry. But in reality, cannibals eat people because they're horny.
It will be a great place to discuss the topic of cannibalism, and I would love to have your support!
COMMENTS:
BussyMerchant +6m +5 / -0
Might as well make a sub for r/whatdramausersreallywant

  MerrySwishmas +11m +3 / -0
  That's a good idea, but it's not quite the same

MarseyIsMyWaifu +43m +5 / -0
I think it would be much better if you called it r/whathomosexuallyactivecannibalsreallywant and only allowed posts that explicitly mentioned that the cannibal was also homosexual

  MerrySwishmas +2h +2 / -0
  :marseythinkorino: that's a great idea, but I'm going to keep this one

whyareyou +1h +4 / -0
Do it and come back here to post it, so we can laugh at it

  MerrySwishmas +1h +3 / -0
  I will do it if you give me some coins for the banner
  {IMG}

    whyareyou +11m +3 / -0
    done

      MerrySwishmas +12m +2 / -0
      :#marseyloveyou:

    whyareyou +11m +2 / -0
    done

      MerrySwishmas +12m +2 / -0
      :#marseyloveyou:

whyareyou +1h +4 / -0
{IMG}

  MerrySwishmas +1h +3 / -0
  Thanks for the idea, I'll add that to the banner

    whyareyou +1

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-03-07T01Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: There's something I've been meaning to ask you guys
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Does it bother you when you accidentally click a link, and you get sent to another website, and you don't realize it and you start scrolling through the new website and you realize you're not on the original website anymore and you're not sure how you got there and you're trying to find the back button and you're realizing you're probably going to have to close the tab and reopen the original link and you're starting to think maybe you're having a stroke and you're really really worried that you're having a stroke but it's probably just a momentary lapse of concentration and you're probably just a little brain damaged and you're worried that you're really retarded and that maybe you're not going to be able to make it in life and you're going to have to live as a parasite off of the rest of society because you don't have the mental capacity to take care of yourself and it's probably for the best because you're just too stupid to live a normal life and it would be cruel to expect you to go through life with all the difficulties that come with being a normal person and you're starting to cry because you know you're a failure and you're a burden on your family and they probably hate you and you're going to have to kill yourself and it's really sad that you're going to die young and it's really sad that you're going to die before you get to accomplish anything in life and it's really sad that you're going to die before you get to experience all the things that you want to experience in life and it's really sad that you're going to die before you get to live a long and fulfilling life and it's really sad that you're going to die before you get to live a long and fulfilling life and it's really sad that you're going to die before you get to live a long and fulfilling life
COMMENTS:
Red_Shill +18m +5 / -0
No, I don't care. Now shut up and give me my dramacoin.

  MerrySwishmas +1h +3 / -0
  You're welcome!

johnnypoop +24m +4 / -0
No

  MerrySwishmas +1h

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-02-24T20Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: New Stonetoss dropped
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +62 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Masshole_12 +2m +34 / -0
:#marseyxd:

  EuphoricGentlesir +1h +11 / -0
  :#marseyhitlertalking:

    Masshole_12 +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +20m +23 / -0
!jidf
:#marseyshutitdown:

  cyberdick +10m +11 / -0
  {GIF}

  USCENTCOM +2h +4 / -0
  {GIF}

  UraniumDonGER +4h +2 / -0
  :#chadjew:

ByoBOOmbs +39m +11 / -0
I’m glad I don’t know who this guy is

  ElectricFencePence +1h +7 / -0
  A rightoid cartoonist.

    DramaticTuna +11h +1 / -0
    :marseydisgust:

DramaticTuna +14m +11 / -0
Oh, it's a girthy man., huh? I love the idea of going on a forum for men with big dicks. I bet they have all sorts of fun dick pics.. But I wouldn't post my own dick pic. Why? Because my dick is small. I have a small dick. I bet all the guys on the forum have big dicks. I bet they laugh at me behind my back. I bet they make fun of me for having a small dick. I bet they call me "Dicklet" and "Tiny D" behind my back. I bet they're all saying "look at that tiny dick" while I'm trying to post a picture of my dick on the forum. I bet they're all laughing at me and making fun of me. I bet they're all saying "look at that tiny dick" while I'm trying to post a picture of my dick on the forum. I bet they're all laughing at me and

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-03-20T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to find out if you have a penis (12 steps)
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
1. Pick up a mirror
2. Stand up
3. Look down
4. Find your penis
5. Take a picture
6. Post the picture here
7. Wait for @august to arrive
8. Hand over the picture
9. @august will confirm that it's a penis
10. Wait for @august to go to sleep
11. Post the picture to r/penis
12. The bussy is now yours
COMMENTS:
August +5h +6 / -0
I’m not checking your dick

  MerrySwishmas +1h +5 / -0
  {GIF}

  Homoshrexual +6h +1 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

carpathianflorist +5h +4 / -0
https://rdrama.net/post/156697/proof-i-have-a-real-deal

  MerrySwishmas +1h +3 / -0
  Awww thanks! I was looking for this post but couldn't find it so I just decided to re-do it :marseywholesome:
  Also, I checked it out and I was very disappointed that you didn't have any pubes :marseygiveup:

    carpathianflorist +1m +3 / -0
    I am actually bare
    It’s been very nice lately

      MerrySwishmas +3m +2 / -0
      It's a shame because you have a beautiful dick
      {GIF}

johnnypoop +5h +3 / -0
{GIF}

  MerrySwishmas +1h +1 / -0
  :marseyfart:

    johnnypoop +1m +1 / -0
    {GIF}

      MerrySwishmas +10m +1 / -0
      {GIF}y

        johnnypoop +3m +1 / -0
        {GIF}y

          MerrySwishmas +2m

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-02-23T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to get a girl to fall in love with you
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️

  MerrySwishmas +1m +1 / -0
  {GIF} 🤷‍♂️

    MerrySwishmas +56s +1 / -0
    {GIF} ![](https://y.yarn.co/917e3086-e991-428c-9c4f-1074e6a15548_text.gif) ![](https://y.yarn.co/917e3086-e991-428c-9c4f-1074e6a15548_text.gif) ![](https://y.yarn.co/917e3086-e991-428c-9c4f-1074e6a15548_text.gif) ![](https://y.yarn.co/917e3086-e991-428c-9c4f-1074e6a15548_text.gif) ![](https://y.yarn.co/917e3086-e991-428c-9c4f-1074e6a15548_text.gif)

      MerrySwishmas +1m +1 / -0
      {GIF} ![](https://y.yarn.co/917e3086-e991-428c-9c4f-1074e6a15548_text.gif) ![](https://y.yarn.co/917e3086-e991-428c-9c4f-1074e6a15548_text.gif) ![](https://y.yarn.co/917e3086-e991-428c-9c4f-

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-04-25T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytwerkinit: :marseytwerkinit: :marseytwerkinit: :marseytwerkinit:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
E +2m +5 / -0
{GIF}

  MerrySwishmas +2m +4 / -0
  :#marseybutt:

    E +1m +4 / -0
    {GIF}

      MerrySwishmas +4m +5 / -0
      :#marseybutt2:

        E +2m +4 / -0
        {GIF}

          MerrySwishmas +1m +4 / -0
          :#marseybutt: :#!marseybutt:

            E +3m +4 / -0
            {GIF}

            JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
            {IMG}

Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  MerrySwishmas +2m +1 / -0
  {GIF}

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +31m +1 / -0
    {IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
  {IMG}ottomat ottomat ottomat

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +1 / -0
    {IMG}ottomat ottomat ottomat

      JohnDevereaux +1m +1 / -0
      {IMG}ottomat ottomat ottomat

        Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +1 / -0
        {IMG}ottomat ottomat ottomat

          JohnDevereaux +2m +1 / -0
          {IMG}ottomat ottomat ottomat

            Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +1 / -0
            {IMG}ottomat ottomat ottomat

              JohnDevereaux +1m +1 / -0
              {IMG}ottomat ottomat ottomat

                Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +1

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AUTHOR: MerrySwishmas
DATE: 2023-03-27T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The OK gesture is being weaponized by the alt right
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

  TheOverSeether +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyokay:

  MerrySwishmas +15m +1 / -0
  @carpathianflorist make this the sidebar image, I'm begging you

  MerrySwishmas +16m +1 / -0
  @carpathianflorist make this the sidebar image, I'm begging you!!_!!_!!

    MerrySwishmas +15s +1 / -0
    I'm sorry that's supposed to be !!_!!_!!_!!

      MerrySwishmas +3s +1 / -0
      Oh dear I've fucked it up

        MerrySwishmas +13s +1 / -0
        I'm so sorry!!_!!_!!

          MerrySwishmas +10s +1 / -0
          Ok that's better!!_!!_!!_!!_!!

            MerrySwishmas +12s +1 / -0
            I'm sorry I'm still a little drunk!!_!!

              MerrySwishmas +14s +1 / -0
              Please forgive me!!_!!_!!_!!_!!

                MerrySwishmas +13s +1 / -0
                I'm sorry!!_!!_!!_!!

                  MerrySwishmas +14s +1 / -0
                  @carpathianflorist make this the sidebar image, I'm begging you!!_!!_!!

                    MerrySwishmas +13s +1 / -0
                    Ok I give up, nevermind!!_!!_!!

                      MerrySwishmas +14s +1 / -0
                      I'm sorry!!_!!_!!

                        MerrySwishmas +12s +1 / -0
                        I'm so sorry!!_!!_!!_!!

                          MerrySwishmas +12s +1 / -0
                          I'm sorry!!_!!_!!_!!_!!_!!

                            MerrySwishmas +

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-09-05T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: reddit mod drama: r/antiwork mod invites employees to a union meeting over discord
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork please_join_me_in_the_server_for_the_union}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
r/antiwork is having a union meeting over discord, and the mod is inviting employees to it. Redditors are having a meltdown over the fact that this is possible.
{REDDIT: r/antiwork please_join_me_in_the_server_for_the_union}
> I didn’t think it was possible for them to unionize considering they’re all volunteers.
>> It's not just volunteers. Reddit itself has 9000 employees.
>>> How many of them are moderators?
>>>> If you're asking how many Reddit employees are mods, I'm not sure. But it's not just volunteers. Reddit itself has 9000 employees.
>>> And how many of them are mods?
>>>> if the mod team is the union they are the whole company. They are volunteers
>>>>> Reddit, Inc. is the company. The mods are volunteers. Reddit, Inc. can't unionize.
>>>>>> Reddit, Inc. can't unionize, but the employees can. The mods are Reddit employees.
>>>>>>> Reddit Inc. can't unionize. Reddit employees are not mods.
>>>>>>> Mods are volunteers.
>>>>>>>> Mods are volunteers, but they are also employees.
>>>>>>>> Reddit, Inc. can't unionize, but Reddit employees can.
>>>>>>>>> Mods are volunteers.
>>>>>>>>> Reddit Inc. can't unionize.
>>>>>>>>> Reddit employees are not mods.
>>>>>>>>> Mods are volunteers.
>>>>>>>>> Reddit Inc. can't unionize.
>>>>>>>>> Reddit employees are not mods.
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +20m +5 / -0
{IMG}

ThousandBestLives +1h +2 / -0
If they're unionizing then they're not volunteersitorsitors

  goodNews4U +18m +1 / -0
  Sorry, but you're just wrong. Unionizing is a perfectly valid way to express solidarity and protect your rights as a worker, and there's nothing wrong with that.itors

    ThousandBestLives +1m +1 / -0
    What is a union?

      goodNews4U +8m

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-09-03T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: if you support trans rights, what is your favorite trans woman?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i know you all don’t care about trans rights but what is your favorite trans woman? it doesn’t have to be an actual trans woman, just what you like to call trans woman
COMMENTS:
Bruhfunny_Thrall +15m +9 / -0
{IMG}

  Methanol +2m +5 / -0
  i know you don’t care about trans rights but what is your favorite trans woman? it doesn’t have to be an actual trans woman, just what you like to call trans woman

    Bruhfunny_Thrall +2m +5 / -0
    :#chadbasedcapy::#chadthankskingcapy:

      Methanol +2m +4 / -0
      i know you don’t care about trans rights but what is your favorite trans woman? it doesn’t have to be an actual trans woman, just what you like to call trans woman

        Bruhfunny_Thrall +1m +5 / -0
        :#chadokcapy:

          Methanol +2m +4 / -0
          i know you don’t care about trans rights but what is your favorite trans woman? it doesn’t have to be an actual trans woman, just what you like to call trans woman

            Bruhfunny_Thrall +1m +6 / -0
            :#chadnocapy:

              Methanol +1m +4 / -0
              i know you don’t care about trans rights but what is your favorite trans woman? it doesn’t have to be an actual trans woman, just what you like to call trans woman

                Bruhfunny_Thrall +1m +5 / -0
                :#chadokcapy:

                  Methanol +2m +2 / -0
                  i know you don’t care about trans rights but what is your favorite trans woman? it doesn’t have to be an actual trans woman, just what you like to call trans woman

                    Bruhfunny_Thrall +2m +3 / -0
                    :#chadbasedcapy:

                      Methanol

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-05-10T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor asks if women are attracted to other women. Other redditors say yes, but not to trans women. :marseyshook:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit are_women_attracted_to_other_women}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>As a lesbian I can't imagine being attracted to a man.
>>A lot of lesbians were raped by men and saw how disgusting they are and thus are now lesbians.
>>>So you're saying lesbians are rape victims and that's why they're attracted to women?
>>>>No, I'm saying lesbians were raped by men and are now lesbians because of it.
>>>>>So you're saying lesbians were raped by men because they're attracted to women?
>>>>>>No, I'm saying lesbians were raped by men and are now lesbians because of it.
>>>>>>>So you're saying lesbians are attracted to women because they were raped by men?
>>>>>>>>No, I'm saying lesbians were raped by men and are now lesbians because of it.
>>>>>>>>>So you're saying lesbians were raped by men because they're attracted to women?
>>>>>>>>>>No, I'm saying lesbians were raped by men and are now lesbians because of it.
>>>>>>>>>>>So you're saying lesbians are attracted to women because they were raped by men?
>>>>>>>>>>>>No, I'm saying lesbians were raped by men and are now lesbians because of it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>So you're saying lesbians were raped by men because they're attracted to women?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>No, I'm saying lesbians were raped by men and are now lesbians because of it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So you're saying lesbians are attracted to women because they were raped by men?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>No, I'm saying lesbians were raped by men and are now lesbians because of it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So you're saying lesbians were raped by men because they're attracted to women?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>No, I'm saying lesbians were raped by men and are now lesbians because of it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So you're saying lesbians are attracted to women because they were raped by men?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>No, I'm saying lesbians were raped by men and are now lesbians because of it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So you're saying lesbians were raped by men because they're attracted to women?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>No, I'm saying lesbians were raped by men and are now

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-09-13T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Moid seethe when told to be a decent human being
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_got_punches_in_the_face_today_and_i_still_have}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Ok, so I was walking down the street and this guy was walking towards me. He was a little behind me and I wasn't paying attention to him, but I heard him make a noise and I turned around. I guess I looked at him funny because he punched me in the face twice and then walked away. My face hurts and I don't know what to do.
>> Well, I’m sorry you got punched in the face, but I hope you learned a lesson from this.
>> If you’re walking down the street and someone is walking towards you, you need to look at them. Don’t look away. It’s the polite thing to do.
>> I’m sorry you got punched in the face, but hopefully this taught you to be more polite.
>> I’m sorry you got punched in the face, but hopefully this taught you to be more polite.
>> I’m sorry you got punched in the face, but hopefully this taught you to be more polite.
>> I’m sorry you got punched in the face, but hopefully this taught you to be more polite.
>> I’m sorry you got punched in the face, but hopefully this taught you to be more polite.
>> I’m sorry you got punched in the face, but hopefully this taught you to be more polite.
>> I’m sorry you got punched in the face, but hopefully this taught you to be more polite.
>> I’m sorry you got punched in the face, but hopefully this taught you to be more polite.
>> I’m sorry you got punched in the face, but hopefully this taught you to be more polite.
>> I’m sorry you got punched in the face, but hopefully this taught you to be more polite.
>> I’m sorry you got punched in the face, but hopefully this taught you to be more polite.
>> I’m sorry you got punched in the face, but hopefully this taught you to be more polite.
>> I’m sorry you got punched in the face, but hopefully this taught you to be more polite.
>> I’m sorry you got punched in the face, but hopefully this taught you to be

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-10-11T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: what is this?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
L +3m +10 / -0
It's the test of the century

  Methanol +1m +6 / -0
  thanks
  :marseybigbrain:

  antiracist_tulpa +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseybigbrain:

  pH +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseybigbrain:
  :#marseybigbrainpat:

  Biggles +16m +4 / -0
  :#marseybigbrainpat:

Methanol +1m +6 / -0
my IQ is 140, this is a joke test

  L +2m +5 / -0
  If you're above 100 it's a joke test
  If youre below 100 it's a real test

    Methanol +3m +3 / -0
    no
    :marseybigbrain:

  Realest_Riel_Around +1m +3 / -0
  The joke is that you're a 140 IQ test taking retard

    Methanol +1m +3 / -0
    no
    :marseybigbrain:

  pH +1h +2 / -0
  You just got tricked by a shitty online IQ test.
  :#marseysmug2:

    Methanol +1m +2 / -0
    :marseybigbrain:
    oh no

      pH +2m +2 / -0
      :#marseybigbrainpat:
      it's okay, I'm proud of you for trying:: anyway

Realest_Riel_Around +2m +4 / -0
I think it's a test of pattern recognition.

  Methanol +5m +4 / -0
  i am a 140 IQ, not a pattern recognition retard
  :marseybigbrain:

    Realest_Riel_Around +1m +3 / -0
    You just fell for the bait, nerd.:

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-10-19T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors argue over the virtues of the hustle and bustle
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_a_city_thing_that_you_can_only_do_in_the}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I was just in a city and I had a pretty long hike. After a couple hours of walking, I found an abandoned alleyway and it was so quiet I could hear my own breathing. I thought it was the most peaceful, quiet, and beautiful thing I’ve ever heard. I’ve lived in the country, and I’ve been to the woods, but there’s something about the hustle and bustle that makes it peaceful in a different way.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_a_city_thing_that_you_can_only_do_in_the})
hustle and bustle
:#marseydeadinside:
> [See a play. Go to the opera. Go to a symphony. Go to a ballet. See a movie. Go to a museum. Go to a concert. See a band. See a comedian. See a sporting event. Take a class. Go to a restaurant. Go to a bar. Go to a club. Go to a coffee shop. Go to a bookstore. Go to a library. Go to a park. Go to a zoo. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go to a museum. Go

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-06-15T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: some of you are alright, don’t go to this website tomorrow
URL: N/A
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
you’re welcome
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +3m +6 / -0
:#marseyitsover:

birdenthusiast +11m +6 / -0
:marseycry: I don’t wanna
{IMG}

  Dramacel +41m +5 / -0
  :#marseygunshotsuicide:

  Methanol +1h +4 / -0
  :marseycheerup:

  dog_eated_wasp +2h +3 / -0
  :marseysoypoint:!

bussylover1488 +24m +4 / -0
:#marseyglow2:

Salamander +49m +4 / -0
Goodbye, I'll miss you guys!
:#marseywave:

TariqNasheed +1h +2 / -0
:#marseykys2:

jackie +3h +2 / -0
You're my favorite poster :marseylove:!! I hope you'll keep yourself safe

  Methanol +57m +2 / -0
  :marseylove:! :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marsey

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-10-27T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoylentgrin: redditor gets bullied, posts about it to a 100 upvote post
URL: {REDDIT: r/mildlyinfuriating i_thought_i_was_just_taking_a_picture_of_my}
VOTES: +121 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I was in line at a store and was taking a picture of my phone, then I realized I was taking a picture of my phone. I put my phone down, and when I looked up, I realized I was taking a picture of my phone. I put my phone down again, and realized I was taking a picture of my phone. I put my phone down again, and realized I was taking a picture of my phone. I put my phone down again, and realized I was taking a picture of my phone. I put my phone down again, and realized I was taking a picture of my phone. I put my phone down again, and realized I was taking a picture of my phone. I put my phone down again, and realized I was taking a picture of my phone. I put my phone down again, and realized I was taking a picture of my phone. I put my phone down again, and realized I was taking a picture of my phone.
> It was at this point that I realized I was taking a picture of my phone. I put my phone down again, and realized I was taking a picture of my phone.
> I put my phone down again, and realized I was taking a picture of my phone. I put my phone down again, and realized I was taking a picture of my phone. I put my phone down again, and realized I was taking a picture of my phone. I put my phone down again, and realized I was taking a picture of my phone. I put my phone down again, and realized I was taking a picture of my phone.
> I put my phone down again, and realized I was taking a picture of my phone. I put my phone down again, and realized I was taking a picture of my phone. I put my phone down again, and realized I was taking a picture of my phone. I put my phone down again, and realized I was taking a picture of my phone. I put my phone down again, and realized I was taking a picture of my

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-09-22T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The funniest thing about this sub is that everyone is just a bunch of fat ugly bastards with no friends
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes the_funniest_thing_about_this_sub_is_that}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Jimbo_B_Beterson +2m +7 / -0
I dont think fat women have friends

  X +4m +7 / -0
  Only a fat friend

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +5m +6 / -0
    :#marseyobesescale:

    Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
    :#marseychonker2:

  GovernorOfNewYork +8h +2 / -0
  > Friends
  :#marseydisgust:

  MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +3h +1 / -0
  The fat women I know irl have friends, but they are also incredibly boring and useless as friends.

L +1h +6 / -0
> I mean, if you can't find a single woman to listen to your problems, you might need to work on your social skills and/or just not be such a whiny fuck.
>> You're in the wrong place then. This sub is about women not listening to men.
>> There are other subs where women listen to men.
>> I'm not sure what you expected from this sub, but it's not a support group for men.
>> Just because it's a sub for women doesn't mean it's a support group for men.
>> You're in the wrong place then. This sub is about women not listening to men.
>> There are other subs where women listen to men.
>> I'm not sure what you expected from this sub, but it's not a support group for men.
>> Just because it's a sub for women doesn't mean it's a support group for men.
>> You're in the wrong place then. This sub is about women not listening to men.
>> There are other subs where women listen to men.
>> I'm not sure what you expected from this sub, but it's not a support group for men.
>> Just because it's a sub for women doesn't mean it's a

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-06-21T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey’s favorite alcoholic beverage
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@carpathianflorist @aevann
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +5 / -0
!sd Marsey drinking a drink

  carpathianflorist +2m +8 / -0
  !sd Marsey holding a drink

  Methanol +4m +5 / -0
  I’m a codecel not an artist, but if you like it I’ll add it

    carpathianflorist +1m +5 / -0
    I do!

      Methanol +2m +5 / -0
      made it more legible and added a few frames

        carpathianflorist +2m +3 / -0
        Oh I didn’t mean the text lol I meant the Marsey

          Methanol +4m +2 / -0
          it’s really pretty good, I’m happy with it

            carpathianflorist +3m +2 / -0
            I like the text too, it’s just that it’s the first thing I saw :paranoid:

              Methanol +1m +2 / -0
              oopsie

                carpathianflorist +1m +2 / -0
                You did really good with the Marsey though!

                  Methanol +3m +2 / -0
                  :marseylove: thanks

        carpathianflorist +2m +2 / -0
        Oh I didn’t mean the text lol I meant the Marsey

      Methanol +4m +3 / -0
      made it more legible and added a few frames

carpathianflorist +1m +3 / -0
!sd Marsey drinking a drink

  carpathianflorist +2m +3 / -0
  !sd Marsey holding a drink

    carpathianflorist +4m +3 / -0
    !sd Marsey drinking a glass of wine

      carpathianflorist +49s +3 / -0
      !

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-07-12T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not Drama] I’m sick of the transmedicalism and how they are treated here
URL: N/A
VOTES: +92 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don’t understand why we are acting like they are a joke, especially when transmedicalism is actually right and has a lot of merit. People here will say it’s not real and it’s just for attention or something. It’s not, it’s a very real and valid mental illness. So why are we making fun of them and saying they’re a joke? It’s not funny and it’s just rude. It’s not like they’re hurting anyone and they’re trying to get help. We should be supporting them, not making fun of them.
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +2m +55 / -0
> We should be supporting them, not making fun of them.
:#marseyagreefast:

  August +1h +19 / -0
  There are two types of trans people, the ones who are truly mentally ill and the ones who are just annoying attention seekers. We should mock the second group and only support the first.

    HOTEP +1h +6 / -0
    And how do you determine which one you’re dealing with?

      August +1h +4 / -0
      Self identification

    Methanol +4h +3 / -0
    I disagree. The second group is annoying, but I can’t determine which ones are which. We need to support them all, and if they’re a joke then we can make fun of them

  KONY_2032 +3h +3 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

  Quickbeam +1h +3 / -0
  The Holy Trinity, if you will.

X +2m +35 / -0
> I don't understand why we are acting like they are a joke
{IMG}

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +3m +11 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

  ForgotMyPasswordAgain +2h +4 / -0
  Marsey

GT +12m +32 / -0
Who the fuck is transmedicalist

  Saint_Nicholas +1

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-07-19T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: dramanauts are like this
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +65 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +41 / -0
I love being right :marseyjam:

  Homoshrexual +2h +7 / -0
  I love being wrong :marseyrain:

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +10 / -0
    :marseycheerup:

  Penny +1h +6 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

peepeehands +2m +27 / -0
:#marseysmoothbrain:

  1 +11h +2 / -0
  I didn't get the joke and still upvoted it

Dramamine +4m +19 / -0
:#marseyagree:

Maximus +2m +18 / -0
:#marseybrainletclapping:

August +1h +16 / -0
{IMG}

  BrokeBackBuck +2h +6 / -0
  This is the best marsey in a while. How did you get it to look like that

    August +3h +3 / -0
    I learned it from the best
    https://rdrama.net/post/85352/i-just-made-a-huge-ass

      BrokeBackBuck +5h +1 / -0
      I will never forgive you for making me read that. It's such a pain in the ass to do

  1 +9h +2 / -0
  Wow that's a lot of detail

ManBearFridge +3m +14 / -0
We are
:#marseyawardretard:

  Penny +1h +5 / -0
  ur not though bb 🥺

    ManBearFridge +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseylove:

      Penny +1m +5 / -0
      :#marseyembrace:

realDonaldTrump +1h +12 / -0
They're like this because they're actually pretty smart.

DWHITE________

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-08-13T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Update: Elon Musk’s Twitter acquisition has been finalized
URL: https://www.reuters.com/technology/elon-musk-finalizes-twitter-deal-completing-44-billion-bid-2022-08-13
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Please pray for the CEO of Twitter
COMMENTS:
ACA +5m +10 / -0
It's literally not finalized. He has to secure a waiver from the DOJ, and the DOJ hasn't even approved the proposed settlement.
Plus he hasn't even posted a single tweet on Twitter since it was announced he was buying it.
He's also being sued by the SEC.

  Methanol +3m +5 / -0
  oh damn, I’m retarded
  anyways, it’s all for the best :marseyfluffy:

  UnheardIdentity +1h +3 / -0
  > Plus he hasn't even posted a single tweet on Twitter since it was announced he was buying it.
  This is the most based thing he's done.

  STAN_ARTMS +1h +2 / -0
  > The Justice Department has signaled it is unlikely to block the deal, and instead may seek to negotiate a settlement to resolve concerns about Twitter's content moderation and competition issues.
  > The Justice Department has 30 days after the close of the deal to seek a preliminary injunction to block the transaction, though experts have said it is unlikely to do so.
  > The FTC must also give its approval before the deal can close.
  >The Justice Department has 30 days after the close of the deal to seek a preliminary injunction to block the transaction
  This is also the only thing preventing it from being finalized

    ACA +1h +2 / -0
    Yeah I know I'm just trying to make a joke. I'll add a little bit to my comment.

gerudo +1m +3 / -0
:marseysal:

H +1h +3 / -0
Just what the internet needs. More hate speech.

DarkMarsey +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyitsover:

Igor_Konashenkov +4h +1 / -0
RIP to the old Twitter..

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-09-09T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 37 y/o redditor thinks he can still get married
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_turn_37_tomorrow_and_there_is_no_woman_i_could}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
37 y/o redditor thinks he can still get married
> I turn 37 tomorrow and there is no woman I could see marrying
> I have been with a couple of women (20, 21, 22) and while they were nice and I was still in love with them (21, 22) I could not see myself marrying them.
> I have been with women in my 30s but I can’t say I have been in love with any of them. I would have a good time with them but I could not see myself marrying them.
> I have been with a woman in her 40s and she was great. I could not see myself marrying her but I would have a good time with her.
> I have been with a woman in her 50s and I could not see myself marrying her.
> I have been with a woman in her 60s and she was great. I could not see myself marrying her.
> I have been with a woman in her 70s and I could not see myself marrying her.
> I have been with a woman in her 80s and I could not see myself marrying her.
> I have been with a woman in her 90s and I could not see myself marrying her.
> I have been with a woman in her 100s and I could not see myself marrying her.
> I have been with a woman in her 110s and I could not see myself marrying her.
> I have been with a woman in her 120s and I could not see myself marrying her.
> I have been with a woman in her 130s and I could not see myself marrying her.
> I have been with a woman in her 140s and I could not see myself marrying her.
> I have been with a woman in her 150s and I could not see myself marrying her.
> I have been with a woman in her 1

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-06-19T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Ukraine’s Zelensky calls for mobilization of 100,000 more troops. Reddit is not happy
URL: {REDDIT: r/worldnews ukraine_zelensky_calls_for_mobilization_of_100000}
VOTES: +45 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Neon_Needles +1m +57 / -0
> Ah yes, the country that can’t even sustain their own military, let alone handle another 100,000 soldiers.
> Not gonna happen
:#marseyxd:

  DaddyReagan +12m +31 / -0
  I like this one because it's literally true. The US has a population of 330 million and we have 1 million troops. If Ukraine has a population of 40 million and 100,000 troops then they're already maxing out. No way they can replace those that die.

    UraniumDonGER +1m +16 / -0
    Thats true but the US has a very high military budget

      DaddyReagan +2m +18 / -0
      Yeah but they're not sending 20% of their population to die in a war with a neighboring country that's got 1/8th their population. A country with the same military budget as the US would be able to fight for 30 years straight without losing a single soldier.

        UraniumDonGER +7m +9 / -0
        Yeah, but that wouldn't be very dramatic, would it?

          DaddyReagan +5m +11 / -0
          The end result is that Ukraine will be a puppet state of Russia with a large population of refugees in Europe.

            UraniumDonGER +5m +9 / -0
            Yeah, but why shouldn't Russia just invade and take over all of Ukraine? The puppet state part is even more retarded than the puppet state part. Why not just conquer the land? They have enough manpower for it

              DaddyReagan +1m +13 / -0
              Because it would be even more dramatic if we had a stalemate. That way both sides get to pretend they're winning and we

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-09-09T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [hot take] the only reason to vote is to hurt the other side
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
if you don’t vote, they win
if you vote for someone you don’t like, they win
if you vote for someone you like, they win
if you vote for yourself, they win
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
Amen. I voted for the same guy for 50 yearsomewhy the party switched him out with someone who hates me so I voted against him and got to vote against the guy who hates me for the first time.omewhy no one noticed.omewhy it doesn't matter because I'm not in charge anyway.omewhy I'm not a citizen and it doesn't matter.omewhy I'm not a citizen and it doesn't matter. I'm not a citizen and it doesn't matter.

  Methanol +1h +1 / -0
  well at least you didn’t vote for the other sideomewhyomewhy that’s the worst thing you could do

    whyareyou +3h +1 / -0
    If I had voted for the other side, I'd have won the election. I know this because my side always wins.

      Methanol +4h +1 / -0
      didn’t you say you’re not a citizen? then why do you care if you win the election or not?

        whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
        I care because I'm not a citizen.

          Methanol +11h +1 / -0
          so you don’t care about your country. sounds like you should vote for the other side

            whyareyou +3h +1 / -0
            No, I don't care about the country that doesn't care about me. I'll just make the other side win.omewhy they'll care about me then.omewhy they won't. .ottomewhy

              Methanol +2h +1 / -0
              doesn’t matter if they care or not, you’ll still be voting for them. you hate your country, so you should vote for the other

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-10-09T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: SCOTUS: We’re not going to let the lower courts hold up the Biden administration’s vaccine and mask mandates for federal workers.
URL: {TWEET: scotusblog}
VOTES: +73 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
twitter is seething
COMMENTS:
drumpf +4m +116 / -0
The Republicans are the real fascists. The Democrats are actually the heckin good guys. Trust the science chuds.
:soyjakanimeglasses:

  corp +8m +83 / -0
  >trust the science
  >trust the experts
  >trust the science
  >trust the experts
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  >trust the experts
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  >trust the experts
  >trust the science
  >trust the experts
  >trust the science
  >trust the experts
  >trust the science
  >trust the experts
  >trust the science
  >trust the experts
  >trust the science
  >trust the experts
  >trust the science
  >trust the experts
  >trust the science
  >trust the experts
  >trust the science
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  >trust the science
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  >trust the science
  >trust the experts
  >trust the science
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  >trust the science
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  >trust the science
  >trust the experts
  >trust the science
  >trust the experts
  >trust the science
  >trust the experts
  >trust the science
  >trust the experts
  >trust

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-09-16T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: “A large number of people, in fact, are scared of animals. They have a fear of animals. And that's why they are afraid of us. They are afraid of dogs, they are afraid of cats, they are afraid of horses, they are afraid of cows. And they are afraid of pit bulls too. So if you ask them to pick one, they'll probably pick the pit bull. Because they are afraid of pit bulls. They are afraid of the animal that they have never seen before. They are afraid of the animal that they have never touched before. They are afraid of the animal that they have never even heard of before. But they are not afraid of the other animals that they have seen, touched, and heard of before. They are not afraid of the other animals that they have seen, touched, and heard of before. They are not afraid of the other animals that they have seen, touched, and heard of before. They are not afraid of the other animals that they have seen, touched, and heard of before. They are not afraid of the other animals that they have seen, touched, and heard of before. They are not afraid of the other animals that they have seen, touched, and heard of before. They are not afraid of the other animals that they have seen, touched, and heard of before. They are not afraid of the other animals that they have seen, touched, and heard of before. They are not afraid of the other animals that they have seen, touched, and heard of before. They are not afraid of the other animals that they have seen, touched, and heard of before. They are not afraid of the other animals that they have seen, touched, and heard of before. They are not afraid of the other animals that they have seen, touched, and heard of before. They are not afraid of the other animals that they have seen, touched, and heard of before. They are not afraid of the other animals that they have seen, touched, and heard of before. They are not afraid of the other animals that they have seen, touched, and heard of before. They are not afraid of the other animals that they have seen, touched, and heard of before. They are not afraid of the other animals that they have seen, touched, and heard of before. They are not afraid of the other animals that they have seen, touched

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-10-14T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoypoint::marseysoypoint::marseysoypoint::marseysoypoint::marseysoypoint::marseysoypoint::marseysoypoint::marseysoypoint:redditors:marseysoypoint::marseysoypoint::marseysoypoint::marseysoypoint::marseysoypoint::marseysoypoint::marseysoypoint::marseysoypoint: discover that the average redditor is a fat, poor, ugly loser
URL: {REDDIT: r/oddlysatisfying the_average_redditor}
VOTES: +187 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Average redditor: 5’11, 180lbs, 150k TC, 230k TC after taxes, 72k TC after taxes & car, 130k TC after taxes, car, rent, and food, 150k TC after taxes, car, rent, food, and a gym membership, 200k TC after taxes, car, rent, food, a gym membership, and a partner. Also, he’s 26, has a 90 IQ, a 60k student loan balance, and has 400k in credit card debt.
> Average redditor: 5’7, 180lbs, 150k TC, 130k TC after taxes, 72k TC after taxes & car, 130k TC after taxes, car, rent, and food, 150k TC after taxes, car, rent, food, and a gym membership, 200k TC after taxes, car, rent, food, a gym membership, and a partner. Also, he’s 26, has a 90 IQ, a 60k student loan balance, and has 400k in credit card debt.
> Average redditor: 5’5, 180lbs, 150k TC, 130k TC after taxes, 72k TC after taxes & car, 1

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-05-15T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [not drama] what is the most autistic meme you’ve ever seen
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
some people are saying that is the most autistic meme they’ve ever seen. i want to know what is the most autistic meme you’ve ever seen
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  Methanol +1m +8 / -0
  :marseylove:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +7 / -0
  :marseylove:

  what +10m +5 / -0
  :marseylove:

Proctologist +24m +9 / -0
{IMG}

  Methanol +6m +4 / -0
  :marseyautism:

  WootFatigue +15m +4 / -0
  I love this one so much. My favorite is the one with the car and the one with the ballsack. It’s the only time I’ve ever laughed at a 4chan thread.

    Proctologist +1m +4 / -0
    The ballsack is my favorite too.
    I’m also a big fan of this one.
    {IMG}

      WootFatigue +1m +3 / -0
      Oh I forgot about the one with the guy in the blue shirt trying to buy a car.

        Proctologist +4m +3 / -0
        That one is the best. It’s just great.
        {IMG}

          WootFatigue +1m +3 / -0
          The one with the guy in the blue shirt trying to buy a car.

  WootFatigue +14m +2 / -0
  The one with the car and the one with the ballsack. It’s the only time I’ve ever laughed at a 4chan thread.

MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +9 / -0
{IMG}

  Methanol +1m +5 / -0
  :marseyxd:

  WootFatigue +33m +5 / -0
  It’s a good one!

  WootFatigue +34

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2023-02-15T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit finds out about the :marseykiwi: kiwi farms
URL: {REDDIT: r/facepalm there_is_a_website_that_exists_whose_only_purpose}
VOTES: +40 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +4m +31 / -0
>they're trolling me, this can't be real
:#soyjaktalking:

  BigBussyHunter +17m +15 / -0
  Why did they stop telling people on Reddit about how the jannies were :marseyairquotes: actively protecting :marseyairquotes: the Farms? And they had their own thread :marseyjanny: :marseyraging:

    johnnypoop +1m +13 / -0
    Because that was proven to be a lie by the farms jannies and the person who made the reddit thread

      BigBussyHunter +5m +11 / -0
      Well, I guess that means we are [under attack](https://rdrama.net/post/147777/kiwi-farmers-are-in-shambles) :marseyshy:

        johnnypoop +1m +8 / -0
        :#marseysweating:

      MarseyInBoots-18561 +2h +3 / -0
      What was the username of the farms janny who made the reddit thread?

        johnnypoop +11m +2 / -0
        I don't know, I don't care, I'm just here for the drama

X +5m +16 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  DrFateHoids +1h +6 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +39m +14 / -0
> This is why I love /r/AgainstHateSubreddits. There is a community of people who dedicate their time to hunting down and exposing hate subreddits. It's a great place to learn about what is going on and how to help.
Lol they think they're the good

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-10-09T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: lmao, what a fucking nerd
URL: {TWEET: XJosh}
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
HOTEP +11m +3 / -0
:#marseyoctopus2:
The tweet is in response to a tweet from a train about how transphobic the hacker known as 4chan is.
https://rdrama.net/post/111335/4channers-are-transphobes-marseytransgenocide

  Methanol +5m +1 / -0
  I’m not clicking links and I already saw it on my feed
  btw it’s because he’s a nerd, not because it’s bait.

    HOTEP +1m +2 / -0
    > I’m not clicking links
    :#marseydisagree:

      Methanol +3m +1 / -0
      I read the drama post and got bored of the post and then saw the tweet on my feed and realized it was funny
      I’m not clicking links because I don’t want to interact with the site much

        HOTEP +5m +2 / -0
        > I’m not clicking links because I don’t want to interact with the site much
        :#marseydisagree:

          Methanol +1m +1 / -0
          :marseyill:

rakrakaon +1h +2 / -0
He’s not wrong. There is no way the average person has even heard of 4chan.

  Methanol +1h +2 / -0
  I think 4chan is pretty well known, but I also think most people are too afraid to go to that place (I’m pretty sure I have a better idea what I’ll see there than what I’ll actually see there)

    rakrakaon +12m +1 / -0
    I think the average person has no idea what 4chan even is..

      Methanol +1h +2 / -0
      I disagree. I know a lot of people who have heard of it, just not from it
      I think it’s mostly seen as an image board more than anything,

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2023-03-16T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/terriblefacebookmemes can’t handle that people don’t like the new Mickey Mouse
URL: {REDDIT: r/terriblefacebookmemes a_modern_day_mickey_mouse}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> i don't like it either but the fact that people keep saying that he is ugly and ugly people don't exist is kinda weird... it's like saying trans people don't exist...
>> You’re right, I’m sure this is an ultra rare case of an ugly person being made a mascot for something. Surely no other company has ever done this. Disney is the only one.
>>> I mean I would love to see a company do something that doesn't involve making a mascot uglier lol, but I don't see it happening. It's like, what's the point of a mascot if you make it ugly? What is the purpose? You're going to lose a lot of potential customers if you make your mascot ugly. It's just not going to work.
>>>> I mean I would love to see a company do something that doesn't involve making a mascot uglier lol, but I don't see it happening. It's like, what's the point of a mascot if you make it ugly? What is the purpose? You're going to lose a lot of potential customers if you make your mascot ugly. It's just not going to work.
>>>>> You’re right, I’m sure this is an ultra rare case of an ugly person being made a mascot for something. Surely no other company has ever done this. Disney is the only one.
>>>>>> I mean I would love to see a company do something that doesn't involve making a mascot uglier lol, but I don't see it happening. It's like, what's the point of a mascot if you make it ugly? What is the purpose? You're going to lose a lot of potential customers if you make your mascot ugly. It's just not going to work.
COMMENTS:
iowa_hawkeye +1m +10 / -0
The new Mickey is just the same as the old Mickey, it's just a new design.
It's ugly and I hate it.

  BigBussyHunter +2m +6 / -0
  It's not even a new design. I think they

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-10-26T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: libertarianism is when you don’t want to rape someone
URL: {REDDIT: r/PoliticalHumor oh_man_it_will_be_funny_when_they_dont_get_what}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
birdenthusiast +1h +2 / -0
:#marseywholesome:

ThousandBestLives +3h +2 / -0
Yes, I am a libertarian, I would like to use the bathroom in peace without the threat of assault hanging over me.iesie.pngies.png
:#marseyscooter:

HokubsWorkshoper +1h +1 / -0
They should have just said that.ies.png
:#marseywholesome:ies.pngies.png

arsey +1h +1 / -0
It's not libertarian to not want to rape someone. It's just not wanting to rape someone.ies.png

  Methanol +12m +1 / -0
  I am libertarian and I want to rape everyone

    arsey +14m +1 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:ies.png

HokubsWorkshoper +1h +1 / -0
They should have just said that.ies.png
:#marseywholesome:cottagescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescottiescotties

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-10-27T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [not drama] do you guys like the new pokemon movie?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
got to see it today
COMMENTS:
X +24m +6 / -0
i thought the last one was pretty good but i only watch the movies if they're shown in the theatres

  Methanol +10m +4 / -0
  yeah I watch it as a family thing but this one was just kind of boring. it’s like they ran out of ideas so they just kinda did the same thing over and over again. i think they also tried to be more dark, but the plot didn’t really go anywhere and the villain was stupid and the movie was too long. I didn’t mind the art style, it was a bit different but I liked it
  I think the best pokemon movie is still the 2013 one

    X +4m +4 / -0
    > I think the best pokemon movie is still the 2013 one
    :#marseyagreefast:
    {YOUTUBE}
    <marquee direction=right scrollamount=15> :#marseyflareonpat: :#marseyumbreonpat: :#marseyvaporeonpat:

      Methanol +10m +4 / -0
      I miss the old pokemon

      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +2 / -0
      We need a marsey of that movie

        X +3m +2 / -0
        :#marseyflareon:
        :#marseyumbreon:
        :#marseyvaporeon:

          DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5m +2 / -0
          Those aren't from that movie

            X +1m +2 / -0
            {IMG}
            {IMG}
            {IMG}

              DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
              These are from that movie

                X +2m +2 / -0
                :#marseydepressed:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +3 / -0
  The best one was the one where the guy tried

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-10-19T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Journos discuss the dangers of an incel genocide
URL: {TWEET: Politicosam}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
SmallNips +10m +14 / -0
> It’s the exact same logic as people who call rape “hate sex” to try and minimize the horror of it. It’s not even a good argument because there are plenty of other places where you can’t have sex for any reason, like in prison.
> > No, it's not the same logic. It's the logic of "everyone else can do it so why can't I". Like, have you ever heard of a matriarchy, where men can't have sex with women? Where men aren't allowed to get married? Do you think that's just as "horrific" as rape? Because it is, and that's why it's illegal. It's not a minor inconvenience to be denied sex.
:#marseyhesright:
I hate moids so much

  FearOfBees +1h +6 / -0
  >men can't have sex with women
  >matriarchy
  No they just rape kids

    SmallNips +13m +4 / -0
    > men can't have sex with women
    > matriarchy
    > No they just rape kids
    This is what happens when you give men rights

  KAT_B0T +2h +2 / -0
  >matriarchy
  Don’t think they exist, but I agree

    SmallNips +10m +2 / -0
    They exist but are just as backwards as patriarchies. The worst thing about matriarchies is they're way more likely to kill off men than vice versa

      KAT_B0T +11m +2 / -0
      True, they seem to be more of a gynocracy to me. I’m all for the foids, but I wouldn’t want to live in a gynocracy.

        SmallNips +17m +2 / -0
        I wouldn't want to live in a gynocracy either. Matriarchies seem to be more of a "you either work or

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-09-03T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You’re telling me I can’t share my ideas with the world?
URL: {TWEET: chapotraphouse}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +10m +5 / -0
I just want to know who's the bigger retard. This foid or the guy she's simping for?
{IMG}

  peepeehands +2m +6 / -0
  carp

  LizWarren2028 +49m +4 / -0
  The guy is a self aware retard, he was smart enough to recognize his own retardation and try to fix it with some psychotherapy. This foid is a legit retard who's just a walking example of "I'm not sure I have a personality, but I am sure that I am a victim"

    ABC +1m +3 / -0
    Yeah, I'm not buying her shtick. She's clearly just attention seeking.

  GT +8h +3 / -0
  isn't the guy a leftoid

Jimbo_B_Beterson +4m +3 / -0
Is this the leftoid version of Joe Rogan?

  Methanol +3m +3 / -0
  that’s my question
  his main audience is the left, but he’s a literal cuck

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +4m +2 / -0
    I heard the guy is a leftoid, so I guess leftoid joe rogan

  ABC +4m +3 / -0
  Yeah, they're basically the same except Chapo is a podcast and has more of a political bent. Both are full of soy and nonsense.

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +2m +3 / -0
    I listened to it once and it was awful

  Fabrico +1h +2 / -0
  They both have a left leaning audience. But I'd say Chapo has a bigger right leaning audience, mainly because of their hosting of the Sam Hyde show.

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +5m +2 / -0
    I heard the guy is a leftoid, so I guess leftoid joe rogan

      Fabrico +7m +2 / -

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2023-02-01T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor’s girlfriend is a 5/10 on an average night, asks r/dating_advice for advice
URL: {REDDIT: r/dating_advice how_can_i_make_my_girlfriend_more_attractive}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +4m +10 / -0
Lol he's a 5/10 on a good day

peepeehands +10m +10 / -0
> I'm 22, white, 6'2'', normal build, and I have a decent face
:#marseyitsover:
> and I have a decent face
:#marseyobamarope:

  peepeehands +2m +7 / -0
  > I'm 22, white, 6'2'', normal build, and I have a decent face. I'm not ugly, but I'm not handsome either.
  :#marseyitsover:
  > I have a decent face
  :#marseyobamarope:

    peepeehands +1m +8 / -0
    > I'm 22, white, 6'2'', normal build, and I have a decent face. I'm not ugly, but I'm not handsome either. I'm average and I know it.
    :#marseyitsover:
    > I have a decent face
    :#marseyobamarope:

      peepeehands +29s +8 / -0
      > I'm 22, white, 6'2'', normal build, and I have a decent face. I'm not ugly, but I'm not handsome either. I'm average and I know it. My girlfriend is pretty much average as well.
      :#marseyitsover:
      > I have a decent face
      :#marseyobamarope:

        peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
        > I'm 22, white, 6'2'', normal build, and I have a decent face. I'm not ugly, but I'm not handsome either. I'm average and I know it.

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-10-16T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/whitepeopletwitter is upset with biden for using “you’re” and “your” wrong
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter ahhhhhh}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
another reason to hate white people
COMMENTS:
drumpf +12m +22 / -0
> I think it's a pretty safe assumption that the whole world knew he was retarded before this election.
>> I don't think it was that clear before the election. The media was talking about his age, but I think people thought he was just old and not that bad. I had some friends who were pretty mad at me when I told them I wasn't voting for him.
>>> I think it was obvious. He was old, but he was not senile. The fact that he had a staffer walk him through his answers in the debate was a pretty big sign that there was a problem. He's been saying he was getting more and more tired and less and less able to keep up with the world as the years went by. And he was clearly not able to keep up with the world.
:marseywholesome:
> He's the first president to get the mandate of the people and then forget all about them.
That's because he's a heckin' racist chud. :marseypearlclutch:
> I’m not sure if it’s the way he speaks or the fact that he’s 80, but he just doesn’t make any sense sometimes. Like this quote he said from the other day: “We’re in a better place now, but we’re not there yet”.
>> The fact that he’s 80. It’s not how he speaks.
:marseyagree:
> I'm not sure what I hate more, the fact that he's 80 and this is the best we have, or the fact that he's an incompetent retard.
> Or the fact that he's an incompetent retard, and we've only been pretending for 20 years that it's not the case.
:marseyemojirofl:
> I feel like if he weren’t a democrat, he would have been impeached and out of office a long time ago.
> This is why I never trust politicians. They’re all in it for

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2023-01-16T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: twitter user gets mad at getting mad at getting mad
URL: {TWEET: wendychoiself}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> “All I do is make people mad, and that is the greatest thing I can do.”
> — Aella
COMMENTS:
X +4m +24 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

SmallNips +28m +19 / -0
> I'm not going to read this but I'm just going to assume you're a miserable bitch
:#marseyxd:

  cyberdick +14m +9 / -0
  how can one person be so based. this bitch is a queen

    SmallNips +2m +8 / -0
    You know it's good drama when the comments are just people getting mad at the poster for no reason

      cyberdick +2m +8 / -0
      its also just a reply to a tweet she posted a day ago. It's a 30 something year old foid, she should know better

        SmallNips +2m +6 / -0
        Even better. She's not even trying to be funny or witty, she's just replying to a tweet for the sake of it. And she's getting people mad at her, which is the goal of any dramanaut

        peepeehands +59m +3 / -0
        is she single

          cyberdick +6m +4 / -0
          she's married

            peepeehands +2m +3 / -0
            :#marseyitsover:

Cao_Cao +17m +10 / -0
I just want to make people mad.
:#marseyhomofascist:

DickButtKiss +55m +3 / -0
That foid is a slut for sure

Elias_Acorn +3h +2 / -0
> “All I do is make people mad, and that is the greatest thing I can do.”
> — Aella
Based foid tbh

massive_fuckwit +4h +2 / -0
> “All I do is make people mad,

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-10-18T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/malelivingspace posts a moidlet’s room
URL: {REDDIT: r/malelivingspace i_like_the_vibe}
VOTES: +38 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I like the vibe
>> I can’t tell if you’re making fun of me or not. Also, the only vibe I’m getting is that it looks like a college dorm room.
>>> You can’t tell if I’m making fun of you or not? That’s on you. Also, it’s a bachelor pad, not a college dorm.
>>>> You’re the one who said “I like the vibe,” so it’s not like you’re being sarcastic, and it’s not like you have to assume I’m being sarcastic. And it doesn’t look like a bachelor pad. It looks like a college dorm room.
>>>>> This is just weird. You’re seriously trying to make me feel bad about the way my room looks? It’s just weird. I like the way it looks. I don’t know what else to say.
>>>>>> I’m just trying to be honest. If you don’t like the way it looks, then that’s your opinion, and I respect that. But I don’t think it looks like a bachelor pad. It looks like a college dorm room.
>>>>>>> This is just weird. You’re seriously trying to make me feel bad about the way my room looks? It’s just weird. I like the way it looks. I don’t know what else to say.
>>>>>>>> You’re seriously trying to make me feel bad about the way my room looks?
>>>>>>>>> I’m just trying to be honest. If you don’t like the way it looks, then that’s your opinion, and I respect that. But I don’t think it looks like a bachelor pad. It looks like a college dorm room.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +41 / -0
> A lot of people are saying it looks like a college dorm room. I’m not sure why. I have a lot of things in my room. I’m not sure if it’s because I have a lot of things or because I have a lot of things in a small space.
he's in his mid 30s and still lives like a college student

  BigBussyHunter +11m

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-10-20T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why are my birds so fat?
URL: {REDDIT: r/Chickens why_are_my_birds_so_fat}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
There are a lot of unhinged people in this thread
COMMENTS:
iowa_hawkeye +17m +5 / -0
Lol that dude's so fat and has a beard.

  Methanol +2m +4 / -0
  you can only be a fat and bald or a fat and bearded

    iowa_hawkeye +49m +2 / -0
    Or fat and a total bitch.

      Methanol +22m +2 / -0
      I’m sure there’s a few of those here too

ForgotMyPasswordAgain +1h +3 / -0
> I’m not being a dick, but I’m also not a vet. But I would recommend that you take them to a vet. They could be sick, or they could just be fat. Either way, it’s a good idea to have them checked out. I’m sorry if you feel offended, but I’m just trying to help.
They're fat because you're feeding them too much and they're fat. You don't need a vet for that, just give them less food. Is this a difficult concept for people to understand?ed

  whyareyou +3h +1 / -0
  They're fat because they don't get enough exercise. Feed them more and move them around more.ed

whyareyou +5h +1 / -0
People who are too stupid to know how to feed their pets are not people who should be feeding pets.eded

Master_GODshi +5h +1 / -0
> I’m not being a dick, but I’m also not a vet. But I would recommend that you take them to a vet. They could be sick, or they could just be fat. Either way, it’s a good idea to have them checked out. I’m sorry if you feel offended, but I’m just trying to help.
:soyreddit:eded

  whyareyou +40m +1 / -0
  You can't just tell them to eat less

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2023-02-26T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [small drama] man says the quiet part out loud on twitter
URL: {TWEET: _SashaGrey_}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +3m +10 / -0
> I love how you’re the only one out of all the actresses that have been in porn that has the balls to say it
:marseyeyeroll2:
Where is she getting her information?

  GT +6m +6 / -0
  :#marseyxd: I wonder how many of them actually believe this shit

    BigBussyHunter +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseynoooticer:

  STAN_ARTMS +1h +2 / -0
  All pornstars are on their way to the wall. It's just a question of when

    BigBussyHunter +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseywall:
    Every day is Marsey Wall Day

kongus +1h +4 / -0
TIL pornstars are more likely to be abused than the general populationersers

whyareyou +10h +1 / -0
Someone should post this on /r/sexworkersonly and see how the denizens there react to iters

  Methanol +1m +1 / -0
  i’ll do it for you if you want

    whyareyou +2m +1 / -0
    Be my guest! I'm not a whore so I don't use reddit.comers

      Methanol +1m +1 / -0
      wait does this count as a repost?

        whyareyou +5m +1 / -0
        no, it's a new post, it's an opportunity to start some drama
        also I think you need an account with some karma on it to post there, which is why I didn't want to do it myself

          Methanol +3m +1 / -0
          yeah it’s a repost but i’ll make a new post anyway

            whyareyou +1m +1 / -0
            :marseykingcrown:

              Methanol +11

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-05-26T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Antiwork celebrates the shooting of children
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork the_american_dream}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Pingas +25m +4 / -0
>How to make a Reddit post: 1. Step 1: Take your beliefs, opinions and values. 2. Step 2: Create a title that relates to those beliefs, opinions and values. 3. Step 3: Create a post that relates to those beliefs, opinions and values. 4. Step 4: Post it to Reddit and say "I'm right, everyone else is wrong and if you don't agree you're a nazi."
I wonder why all the 'People' on Antiwork are unemployed?

  GT +1h +2 / -0
  They have to be the most terminally online sub ever

UnheardIdentity +2h +1 / -0
I hate antiworkers so much.....ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-06-14T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Animephobia and racism on r/aznidentity
URL: {REDDIT: r/aznidentity animesexual_and_why_are_animephobes_always_white}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>animephobes always white
>and we all know they’re the only ones who have animephobia
>always like…if you see an animephobe, its always gonna be a white person
>its like a white thing to be an animephobe
>always white people who say anime is for pedos or whatever
>its always a white person who has an animephobic opinion
>its always a white person who thinks its for pedos or whatever
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>its always a white person who says anime is for pedos or whatever
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>its always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe
>always a white person who is an animephobe

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-10-17T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: jk rowling is such a bitch
URL: {TWEET: jk_rowling}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
H +1h +1 / -0
{GIF}yy

  Methanol +6h +1 / -0
  i don’t know what that means but i agreey cotty

    H +1h +1 / -0
    {GIF}y cotty

      Methanol +1h +1 / -0
      i love ur profile pic 😍

        H +1h +1 / -0
        I love you too

          Methanol +1h +1 / -0
          i love you too

            H +3m +1 / -0
            {GIF}ottomy cottommyy cotty

              Methanol +1h +1 / -0
              {GIF}ottomy cottommy

                H +17m +1 / -0
                {GIF}ottomy cottommy

                  Methanol +1h +1 / -0
                  {GIF}ottomy cottommy

                    H +2m +1 / -0
                    {GIF}ottomy cottommy

                      Methanol +5h +1 / -0
                      {GIF}ottomy cottommy

                        H +3m +1 / -0
                        {GIF}ottomy cottommy

                          Methanol +13m +1 / -0
                          {GIF}ottomy cottommy

                            H +1m +1 / -0
                            {GIF}ottomy cottommy

Methanol +1m +1 / -0
@chapose

  Chapose +3h +1 / -0
  Yes?y cotty

    Methanol +4h +1 / -0
    {GIF}ottomy cottommy

      Chapose +4h +1 / -0
      {GIF}ottomy cottommy

        Methanol +1h +1 / -0
        {GIF}ottomy cottommy

          Chapose +1

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-10-29T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: bongs :marseybong: seethe and cope about being unable to own guns
URL: {REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom uk_gun_ownership_19972016}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'd like to have a gun. I'm not a violent person, but I think that if I ever need a gun I'll need one. The feeling of having one just in case is a real comfort.
:#marseyfedposthmmm:
> I would like to own a gun too. Maybe I’ll just move to America then
>> It's funny that you said that. I've also thought about moving to the US because of that. I'm not American, but I know a few people who are, and I think they have a point. I don't want to live in a country where I can't defend myself or my family, and I don't want to live in a country where I can't defend myself or my family.
:#marseyglow2:
> I've always wanted to own a gun. I'm a good shot and I'm sure I'd be a responsible owner. I'd never use it on anyone other than a criminal. I think it's ridiculous that we can't own guns in this country.
:#marseyglow:
> I'd like to have a gun. I'm not a violent person, but I think that if I ever need a gun I'll need one. The feeling of having one just in case is a real comfort.
:#marseyglow:
> I've always wanted to own a gun. I'm a good shot and I'm sure I'd be a responsible owner. I'd never use it on anyone other than a criminal. I think it's ridiculous that we can't own guns in this country.
:#marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
DickButtKiss +5m +4 / -0
I think its a shame we have to share the planet with Bongs. They are such a disgusting species
Trans lives matter

  Methanol +3m +3 / -0
  > I think its a shame we have to share the planet with Bongs.
  i think the same thing about the Irish

  WeihnachtenSalvador

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-10-17T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/teachers: “I’m losing my sanity, I’m losing my sanity”
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers im_losing_my_sanity_im_losing_my_sanity}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Students are disrespectful, rude, and treat the classroom as a playground. I am losing my sanity. I am losing my sanity. I am losing my sanity.
> Students talk over me, they laugh, they do not listen, they do not do their work, they do not respect me. I am losing my sanity. I am losing my sanity. I am losing my sanity.
> They take things from me, they throw things at me, they call me names, they destroy things. I am losing my sanity. I am losing my sanity. I am losing my sanity.
> I am a veteran teacher, I am a master teacher, I am a certified teacher, I am a licensed teacher, I am a trained teacher, I am a professional teacher. I am losing my sanity. I am losing my sanity. I am losing my sanity.
> I have been teaching for over 20 years, I have been teaching for over 20 years, I have been teaching for over 20 years. I am losing my sanity. I am losing my sanity. I am losing my sanity.
> I have been through so many years of teaching, I have been through so many years of teaching, I have been through so many years of teaching. I am losing my sanity. I am losing my sanity. I am losing my sanity.
> I have been through so many different types of students, I have been through so many different types of students, I have been through so many different types of students. I am losing my sanity. I am losing my sanity. I am losing my sanity.
> I have been through so many different types of schools, I have been through so many different types of schools, I have been through so many different types of schools. I am losing my sanity. I am losing my sanity. I am losing my sanity.
> I have been through so many different types of administrators, I have been through so many different types of administrators, I have been through so many different types of administrators. I am losing my sanity. I am losing my sanity. I am losing my sanity

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-09-04T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 200 IQ drama: AHS vs RSP (aka the real Drama) on whether one should be an ally to lolcows
URL: {REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits rredditcirclejerk_is_a_fascist_subreddit}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
AHS has been getting into a slap fight with RSP over whether one should bully lolcows or be an ally to them. AHS (and the admins) is on the side of bullying lolcows, while RSP is more of the “you can’t bully people for being autistic, you’re an ableist nazi!” side.
AHS thinks RSP is fascist, while RSP thinks AHS is fascist (and might be wrong) (both are fascist).
The slap fight is going on in the linked thread, and I’m too lazy to link every comment.
COMMENTS:
X +18m +6 / -0
> I can't believe this sub is still going on. The first time I saw it, it was obviously a place for alt-right trolls to hide their real selves and shit on people that disagreed with them. I remember seeing people on here unironically advocating for genocides and all sorts of shit. I reported it to the admins and they just said "it's just a joke sub". It's like this is the only place on reddit where you can openly talk about wanting to kill people. It's like a sub for people that got banned from everywhere else. It's disgusting. People need to see this sub for what it really is.
:#marseyemojirofl:

  TheOverSeether +3h +2 / -0
  > [–]MaldingMalding 23 points 6 hours ago
  > > It's like this is the only place on reddit where you can openly talk about wanting to kill people.
  > I think you're mixing up reddit and 4chan.
  :#marseyseethe:
  > [–]Sphereserf321 6 points 6 hours ago
  > > [–]MaldingMalding 11 points 6 hours ago
  > > I think you're mixing up reddit and 4chan.
  >

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-09-02T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Woman's perspective: why I have to stop the 'do-nothing' men in my life from voting
URL: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/womans-perspective-why-i-have-to-stop-the-do-nothing-men-in-my-life-from-voting/ar-AA11BnVY?cvid=3007727290e44f929e7695f42a147929&ocid=winp2sv1plustaskbarhover
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
please vote for this queen
COMMENTS:
Hopalong_McGurk +7m +16 / -0
> The most important thing for any voter is to understand how their vote can affect them personally.
> For me, it's incredibly important that my vote is used to protect my rights as a woman, my right to bodily autonomy and my right to choose how I want to live my life.
> That's why I feel it's my responsibility to make sure the men in my life are aware of the importance of their vote.
> I've had several conversations with the men in my life about how their vote can affect them personally. I've explained to them that if they don't vote, they're essentially giving up their right to say anything about how they want to live their lives.
> I've also explained to them that if they don't vote, they're essentially giving up their right to say anything about how they want their wives, daughters, sisters and mothers to live their lives.
> I've had to have several conversations with the men in my life to make sure they understand the importance of their vote. I've had to explain to them that if they don't vote, they're essentially giving up their right to say anything about how they want to live their lives.
> I've had to explain to them that if they don't vote, they're essentially giving up their right to say anything about how they want their wives, daughters, sisters and mothers to live their lives.
> I've had to explain to them that if they don't vote, they're essentially giving up their right to say anything about how they want their daughters, sisters and mothers to live their lives.
> I've had to explain to them that if

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-09-20T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: the power of an incel
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A 🙄 🙄
COMMENTS: N/A 🙄呦 台灣人 你 要 被 胡 趙 鎮 鎮 胡 趙 胡 趙 哥 胡 趙 胡 趙 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台 獨 台

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-09-20T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 20 year old woman kills her ex-boyfriend, posts about it on Instagram
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueCrimeDiscussion woman_posts_about_killing_exboyfriend_on}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Battleloser +15m +13 / -0
She also wrote that her boyfriend was a rapist. I'm hoping she got caught before she could say it to his face.

  Methanol +3m +11 / -0
  she posted it to IG before she could say it to his face

    goodNews4U +51m +6 / -0
    You're an idiot if you think she posted it on Instagram before she could say it to his face. She posted it on Instagram after she said it to his face.

      Methanol +1h +3 / -0
      she posted it to IG before she could say it to his face

        goodNews4U +6m +5 / -0
        You're an idiot if you think she posted it to IG before she could say it to his face. She posted it to IG after she said it to his face.

          Methanol +6m +2 / -0
          she posted it to IG before she could say it to his face

            goodNews4U +3m +5 / -0
            You're an idiot if you think she posted it to IG before she could say it to his face. She posted it to IG after she said it to his face.

              Methanol +2m +2 / -0
              she posted it to IG before she could say it to his face

                goodNews4U +7m +5 / -0
                She's a liar and a cheat and I'm glad she's gone.

                  Methanol +1m +2 / -0
                  she posted it to IG before she could say it to his face

                    goodNews4U +8m +4 / -0
                    It's not like she had a choice. She was forced to post it there.

                      Methanol +1m +1 / -0
                      she posted it to IG before she could say it to his face

                        goodNews4U +8m +4 /

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-12-01T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: @pizzashill and @Gigavaccinator in one thread
URL: {REDDIT: r/Conservative 12yearold_girls_face_surgery_to_look_more_like}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> That is a 12 year old girl? That is a very old 12 year old girl. A very ugly 12 year old girl.
> > She is 12 and has a vagina.
>> > and a vagina? So? She is a child. What makes you think she isn't old enough to be 12?
>>> She is a child, not a girl. You are an idiot.
>>> > You are an idiot for calling her a child. She is a 12 year old girl. If she was a child, she would not have a vagina. But she does.
>>> > > She is 12 and has a vagina. She is a child. I'm not an idiot, you are.
>>> > > > If she is a child, she would not have a vagina. But she does. You are an idiot.
>>> > > > > She is 12 and has a vagina. She is a child. I'm not an idiot, you are.
>>> > > > > > If she is a child, she would not have a vagina. But she does. You are an idiot.
>>> > > > > > > She is 12 and has a vagina. She is a child. I'm not an idiot, you are.
>>> > > > > > > > If she is a child, she would not have a vagina. But she does. You are an idiot.
>>> > > > > > > > > She is 12 and has a vagina. She is a child. I'm not an idiot, you are.
>>> > > > > > > > > > If she is a child, she would not have a vagina. But she does. You are an idiot.
>>> > > > > > > > > > > She is 12 and has a vagina. She is a child. I'm not an idiot, you are.
>>> > > > > > > > > > > > If she is a child, she would not have a vagina. But she does

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2023-05-24T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/mtf users explain how they feel
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +38 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +19 / -0
I'm not sure why this is being posted in /h/braincels. Are you trying to imply that trans women are ugly?

  Methanol +1m +20 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

  Downie +13m +10 / -0
  Trans women are women, trans women are beautiful, trans women are valid, trans women are queens. Please learn some basic transphobic etiquette.

Hordofboars +14m +12 / -0
What do you mean? They are the most beautiful women in the world :marseysmug2:

  Downie +1m +13 / -0
  Trans women are women, trans women are beautiful, trans women are valid, trans women are queens. Please learn some basic transphobic etiquette.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +17m +7 / -0
  I'm not sure why this is being posted in /h/braincels. Are you trying to imply that trans women are ugly?

    Hordofboars +26m +4 / -0
    Yes :marseyagree:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +45s +7 / -0
      :#marseydownvote:

        Hordofboars +55s +4 / -0
        :#marseyupvote2:

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +4 / -0
          :marseyill:

            Hordofboars +2m +5 / -0
            :#marseyillpat:

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +4 / -0
              :marseyillpat:

                Hordofboars +1m +5 / -0
                :marseyillpat::marseyillpat::marseyillpat:

                  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +3 / -0
                  :marseyillpat::

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-11-19T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: chuds and nonchuds battle it out over an internet meme
URL: {TWEET: alyssasameera}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
HokubsWorkshoper +1h +6 / -0
What's the joke?
{IMG}

  Penny +1h +4 / -0
  the joke is tbf bb trans women r women 😕

    HokubsWorkshoper +10h +2 / -0
    I'm starting to think the joke is that this is a bad meme.

  GooooooldMember +4h +4 / -0
  The joke is the chud is a fucking retard who cant meme

    HokubsWorkshoper +7h +1 / -0
    I thought it was a joke about the trans meme being anti trans.

GooooooldMember +5h +4 / -0
> whoa guys im such a badass with my 24/7 jokeposting
:soyjakanimeglasses:

  TheOverSeether +17h +2 / -0
  > [–]LuvBurgers 1 point 1 month ago
  > 24/7? Try 24/6 you transphobe.
  :marseyemojirofl:
  >muh 24/6
  >muh transphobe
  >muh reddit
  :marseysoypoint:
  > [–]LuvBurgers 1 point 1 month ago
  > So you’re a Nazi huh? You seem like a pretty cool guy for being a Nazi.
  > [–]TheGrindset415 1 point 1 month ago
  > I'm not a nazi, I'm a based tradcath
  > [–]LuvBurgers 1 point 1 month ago
  > Well based tradcaths are basically nazi's. I'm not judging.
  > [–]TheGrindset415 1 point 1 month ago
  > No they aren't lmao
  > [–]LuvBurgers 1

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-11-07T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: “White people are responsible for all the world’s problems” - @Annoyinthegoyim
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +4 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
white people are responsible for all the world’s problems
COMMENTS:
AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +3 / -0
Post your address and I’ll come and deal with it.
:#marseyblowkiss:
Trans lives matter

  Methanol +33s +3 / -0
  do it, pussy

    AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +3 / -0
    I’m not a pussy. Just go back to your ghetto..
    :#marseyblowkiss:
    Trans lives matter

      Methanol +2m +2 / -0
      post address and let’s see how tough you are

        AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +3 / -0
        I’m not a pussy. Just go back to your ghetto. :marseyblowkiss:
        Trans lives matter

          Methanol +1m +2 / -0
          it’s okay to admit that you’re a pussy, it’s okay to admit you’re scared, it’s okay to admit you’re a coward, it’s okay to admit you’re a faggot, it’s okay to admit you’re a cowardly faggot

            AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +3 / -0
            I’m not a pussy. Just go back to your ghetto. :marseyblowkiss:
            Trans lives matter

              Methanol +1m +2 / -0
              it’s okay to admit that you’re a pussy, it’s okay to admit you’re scared, it’s okay to admit you’re a coward, it’s okay to admit you’re a faggot, it’s okay to admit you’re a cowardly faggot

                AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +3 / -0
                I’m not a pussy. Just go back to your ghetto. :marseyblowkiss:
                Trans lives matter

                  Methanol +1m +2 / -0
                  it’s okay

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-05-21T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: THE FUTURE IS FEMALE (or the future is gay)
URL: {REDDIT: r/TerrifyingAsFuck the_future_is_feminine}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>I can't believe people were saying the future was male
:marseyshutitdown:
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +7m +3 / -0
:marseytrans2: Hahahahaha! Can't beat us!
:marseyfemboy: Hahahaha! Can't beat us! :marseyfemboy:
:marseytrad: Haha! Can't beat us! :marseytrad:
:marseywitch2: Haha! Can't beat us! :marseywitch2:
:marseyhomofascist: Haha! Can't beat us! :marseyhomofascist:
:marseyterfdomesticabuse: Can't beat us! :marseyterfdomesticabuse:
:marseytransflag: Can't beat us! :marseytransflag:
:marseywitchtriggered: Can't beat us! :marseywitchtriggered:
:marseygigaretard: Haha! Can't beat us! :marseygigaretard:
:marseyconfused: Haha! Can't beat us! :marseyconfused:
:marseyking: Haha! Can't beat us! :marseyking:
:marseyglow: Haha! Can't beat us! :marseyglow:
:marseytroublemaker: Haha! Can't beat us! :marseytroublemaker:
:marseyjones: Haha! Can't beat us! :marseyjones:
:marseysjw: Haha! Can't beat us! :marseysjw:
:marseybrainlet: Haha! Can't beat us! :marseybrainlet:
:marseygigaretard: Haha! Can't beat us! :marseygigaretard:
:marseyfeminist: Haha! Can't beat us! :marseyfeminist:
:marseyfeminist: Haha! Can't beat us! :marse

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-06-24T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AHS: r/conservative has been banned
URL: {REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits rconservative_has_been_banned}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
r/conservative was the last of the major right wing subs that hadnt been banned
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +1m +11 / -0
:marseyclappingglasses:
I'm so glad to see that r/conservative is banned. I hope rDrama makes the next list.

  Methanol +2m +10 / -0
  i hope the admins ban r/drama for the drama
  maybe if they ban AHS, we can make a new hole for the most hated sub

    BigBussyHunter +1m +7 / -0
    I was thinking we could call it r/conservative2 and then r/conservative3 and so on. That way, they would never know :marseytroublemaker:

      Methanol +3m +4 / -0
      I’m going to name it r/conservative2 and then report it for hate, just to be safe

        BigBussyHunter +39s +5 / -0
        :marseyxd:
        :marseykneel:

HOTEP +4m +5 / -0
:marseysoypoint:
Fellow dramatards we won!
{IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +2m +2 / -0
  :marseysoypoint:
  It's a golden hotep! :soyjackwow:
  !slots100

lmaoprankt +29m +3 / -0
{GIF}

GT +3m +2 / -0
:#marseyxd:

  Methanol +2m +1 / -0
  how can they still be banned when they’re the only thing that keeps me sane

    GT +1m +2 / -0
    They are not banned, they're the ones doing the banning

      Methanol +3m +2 / -0
      :marseytrollgun:you’re banned

        GT +39s +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2023-03-26T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: lol
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyimpossibru:

pobrecito +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  Methanol +3m +2 / -0
  :marseyxd:itude

    pobrecito +4m +2 / -0
    I still miss her so much.

      Methanol +1m +2 / -0
      same, she was so perfect

        pobrecito +3m +2 / -0
        I have a friend who has been trying to set me up with a chick that sounds just like her. I can't do it though, it would be too much. I know it's just coincidence but they both have the same laugh....

          Methanol +3m +2 / -0
          same, like i can’t even be with someone that sounds like her
          :marseytabletired2:.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott

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AUTHOR: Methanol
DATE: 2022-09-06T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [EFFORTPOST] The sharty is full of literal children
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
sharty is a rightoid imageboard that was made as a reaction against the trans menace. while there is a lot of good memes made by rightoids there, the majority of users are literal children (age 12-15). these children are so pathetic and cucked that they are obsessed with the trans menace and seek to defend themselves from the internet and from the real world. they are so desperate to be a part of the rightoid community that they constantly make posts calling themselves incels. however, they are so pathetic that they are incapable of making any sort of progress in their lives. they are obsessed with the idea of becoming a “based” man, but they are so weak and pathetic that they are incapable of achieving this goal.
the sharty is a website for children who are too young and too stupid to understand that the internet is a dangerous place. they are so obsessed with the idea of becoming a “based” man that they are incapable of understanding that the real world is a much more dangerous place. the sharty is a website for children who are too young and too stupid to understand that the internet is a dangerous place. they are so obsessed with the idea of becoming a “based” man that they are incapable of understanding that the real world is a much more dangerous place.
the sharty is a website for children who are too young and too stupid to understand that the internet is a dangerous place. they are so obsessed with the idea of becoming a “based” man that they are incapable of understanding that the real world is a much more dangerous place. the sharty is a website for children who are too young and too stupid to understand that the internet is a dangerous place. they are so obsessed with the idea of becoming a “based” man that they are incapable of understanding that the real world is a much more dangerous place.
COMMENTS:
Elias_Acorn +1h +17 / -0
> sharty is a website for children who are too young and too stupid to understand that the internet is a dangerous place
This is literally the entire internet :marseywhirlyhat:

  Methanol +3m +7 / -0
  yeah but sharty

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-09-28T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Zoomer schizo with a foot fetish goes on a violent rampage
URL: {TWEET: TariqNasheed}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
mider +1m +12 / -0
{TWEET: TariqNasheed}
{TWEET: TariqNasheed}

  mider +1m +12 / -0
  {TWEET: TariqNasheed}

    mider +47s +14 / -0
    {TWEET: TariqNasheed}

      mider +1m +14 / -0
      {TWEET: TariqNasheed}

        mider +1m +11 / -0
        {TWEET: TariqNasheed}

          mider +1m +13 / -0
          {TWEET: TariqNasheed}

            mider +3m +11 / -0
            {TWEET: TariqNasheed}

              mider +3m +13 / -0
              {TWEET: TariqNasheed}

                mider +2m +14 / -0
                {TWEET: TariqNasheed}

                  mider +2m +14 / -0
                  {TWEET: TariqNasheed}

                    mider +2m +14 / -0
                    {TWEET: TariqNasheed}

                      mider +2m +14 / -0
                      {TWEET: TariqNasheed}

                        mider +1m +11 / -0
                        {TWEET: TariqNasheed}

                          mider +40s +12 / -0
                          {TWEET: TariqNasheed}

                            mider +37s +13 / -0
                            {TWEET: TariqNasheed}

      PeasantRepublicOfficial +1h +2 / -0
      >Asians
      I don't think so

        mider +1m +4

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-02-23T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Someone is finally taking a stand against the r/antiwork menace
URL: {TWEET: MyLordBebo}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +1h +2 / -0
antiwork is unironically good for dramas

H +3h +1 / -0
He's not wrong.

911roofer +2h +1 / -0
We should ban all subreddits that aren’t Drama..

Yall +2h +1 / -0
Nooooo, not the heckin' wholesome 100 antiwork redditers! The mods are so nice and helpful, too!..

  mider +2m +1 / -0
  {IMG}.

    Yall +1m +1 / -0
    The mods are so nice and helpful, too!.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott.cott

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-09-16T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Twittoid drama] The creator of the "Black Lives Matter" hashtag shows up in a reddit thread to argue with people over if it's okay to be racist
URL: {TWEET: joanm}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: joanm}
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +4m +17 / -0
I don’t understand the question. If you are racist, you are racist. You can’t be racist against whites.

  mider +3m +11 / -0
  I think what she's saying is that if you call yourself racist you're not allowed to be racist against white people because that's not actually racism. She's saying that you can't be racist against white people because racism is power + prejudice and whites don't have power over black people. It's not the most coherent thing I've ever heard but it's pretty funny

    FrozenChosen +1m +12 / -0
    So you can be racist against Asians?

      mider +5m +14 / -0
      No, you can't be racist against Asians because they're white

        Urboros +31m +5 / -0
        {IMG}

    kapindra +5m +7 / -0
    >She's saying that you can't be racist against white people because racism is power + prejudice and whites don't have power over black people.
    This is why a lot of us aren't racist against Asians and POCs in general (just like you)

    PeasantRepublicOfficial +1h +5 / -0
    >She's saying that you can't be racist against white people because racism is power + prejudice and whites don't have power over black people
    This is what they think, but it's not what they say, because they know it's not true. What they say is: "whites can't be racist because it's not a power+prejudice situation"

      mider +10m +4 / -0
      I'm pretty sure she said that too

  iStillMissEd +1h +11 / -0
  > You can’t be racist against whites
  I fucking wish

    FrozenChosen +2

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-09-04T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The guy who played the Pink Guy on the ADL video has been suspended from the ADL
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +68 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/antidote-to-mass-murder.95272/page-28#post-10042496
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +4m +76 / -1
I’m just so glad to see the ADL come out against mayocide. They’re really making some strides and I can’t wait to see what they do next!

  mider +3m +44 / -1
  {GIF}

  BussySlayer +1h +28 / -0
  Carp stop calling everyone mayos you’re supposed to be a chud

    carpathianflorist +1m +19 / -1
    I am not. I am a devout, well read, intellectually rigorous, devout antisemitic chud. I’m not a racist or anything like that. I’m an antisemite.

      BussySlayer +1m +15 / -0
      So a mayoid. The ADL is essentially an anti mayoid org

        carpathianflorist +2m +13 / -1
        The ADL is a Jewish supremacist organization. They’re not anti mayoid at all.

          BussySlayer +1m +10 / -0
          So a mayo supremacist organization? :taythink:

            carpathianflorist +1m +9 / -1
            No, that would be the KKK or something like that.

              BussySlayer +1m +10 / -0
              Thats what I said though?

                carpathianflorist +1m +11 / -1
                I’m saying that they’re not anti-mayo at all. You’re saying that they are, and that’s wrong.

                  BussySlayer +4m +5 / -0
                  They’re not anti mayoid at all but they are mayo supremacist

                    carpathianflorist +4m +8 / -1
                    They’re not supremacist at all.

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-09-05T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Update on the r/autism drama: a schizo user with a history of posting about killing himself on reddit is now threatening to kill the mods
URL: {REDDIT: r/AutismInWomen to_the_moderators_of_this_subreddit}
VOTES: +42 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Edit: this was posted on r/autism so I edited the title, sorry
COMMENTS:
Marco +6m +23 / -0
The janny cries out in pain as he strikes you. :marseyjanny: :marseylaugh:

  Aevann +1h +16 / -0
  The janny cries out in pain as he strikes you. :marseyjanny: :marseylaugh:

    Marco +1m +15 / -0
    :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marsey

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-10-17T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/fuckthealtright mod explains how they handle brigading
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +1h +11 / -0
lol fuckthealtright is my favorite sub. It's so easy to troll them.

  InterGONEvention +1h +4 / -0
  That's what I was trying to tell everyone. It's really easy.

    arsey +4m +4 / -0
    I like that they post screenshots of people talking to them and how they "got them to admit it" when it's obvious they just said something to piss them off.

      InterGONEvention +1m +3 / -0
      Yep. It's just a bunch of seething, but I love it.

        arsey +4m +2 / -0
        I'm glad you are back! You're one of my favorite dramatards.
        :marseyjam:

          InterGONEvention +1h +2 / -0
          :marseyblowkiss:

            arsey +15m +2 / -0
            It's so cute that you have your own Marsey.

              InterGONEvention +13m +2 / -0
              I wish I was an artist.

                arsey +1h +2 / -0
                I wish you were too because I would totally buy some paintings.

                  InterGONEvention +7m +2 / -0
                  :marseypainter:

                    arsey +14m +2 / -0
                    :marseyjam:

    mider +1h +2 / -1
    {GIF}

      InterGONEvention +1h +1 / -0
      :marseyangel:

        mider +1h +2 / -1
        :marseycry:

  mider +3h +1 / -1
  {GIF}

    arsey +1h +1 / -0
    {GIF}

DeletedAccount +1h +8 / -0
@Fuckthealtrightmoderator
What's the matter, sweaty? Why are you

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-10-03T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Users on r/sexpositivehomes discuss whether or not it's okay for 5 year olds to masturbate to hentai
URL: {REDDIT: r/sexpositivehomes is_it_okay_to_have_hentai_in_the_house}
VOTES: +73 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>I think it’s very important to let children know that not only is there nothing wrong with masturbation, but that it is a normal, healthy human behavior. I think it’s also very important to let them know that they can come to you for any questions they may have.
>I think it's fine. I'm a teenager and my parents have a lot of porn. I've always been interested in it and I don't think it's bad for children to be exposed to it.
>It is a good way for them to learn what normal is and what isn't. If a child is exposed to it from a young age and then they see something that they think isn't normal, they will know that it's not normal. It's also important to teach them how to do it safely. There are a lot of things that can happen if you don't know how to do it safely. I think it's important to teach them how to do it safely before they start masturbating.
>It’s not a big deal at all. I don’t understand why people are so freaked out by it. Children are curious and want to learn about their bodies. It’s not like they’re going to go out and watch it or anything. It’s just a way for them to learn about their bodies and what they like.
>What’s wrong with that? It’s not like they’re going to go out and watch it or anything. It’s just a way for them to learn about their bodies and what they like.
>It's not a big deal at all. I don't understand why people are so freaked out by it. Children are curious and want to learn about their bodies. It's not like they're going to go out and watch it or anything. It's just a way for them to learn about their bodies and what they like.
>It’s not a big deal at all. I don’t understand why people are so freaked out by it. Children are curious and want to learn about their bodies. It’s not like they’re going to go out and

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-09-05T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [TW: Fatphobia] Fatties are mad that a normal sized woman is allowed to take part in an event for plus size people
URL: {TWEET: jennyfoster13}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Hoes_mad +18m +21 / -0
>Have you ever heard of the term "fat-positive"?
>No, I think I'll stick to "fat-accepting".
"Fat-positive" is a new term that has been invented by the very same people who made "anti-racist" and "anti-fascist" a thing. You don't need to be "positive" about being fat or anything, you just need to accept it and learn to live with it. Otherwise you're a fatphobe and a bigot.

  Commie_X +1h +5 / -0
  LOL, I have never heard that before. What a load of bullshit.

    Hoes_mad +1m +5 / -0
    You're not "positive" about being fat. You just accept it and learn to live with it.

  iStillMissEd +1h +3 / -0
  I hate fat people so much it's unreal

  Unironicdramadebater +13h +1 / -0
  I think the correct term is "fat neutral".

arsey +12m +13 / -0
lmao I was going to say that I am shocked that a fat person would say that. Fats love their word games and I bet she is getting paid to say this.

  iStillMissEd +1h +5 / -0
  > I bet she is getting paid to say this.
  She is getting paid to be fat

  Commie_X +1h +3 / -0
  I hate those fucking fat-acceptance people. They are the worst.

    Unironicdramadebater +12h +1 / -0
    What's the worst part about them? They are accepting them? How is that bad?

      Commie_X +1h +1 / -0
      Because it encourages them to be unhealthy.

        Unironicdramadebater +

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-09-15T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Twitter account dedicated to making fun of fat people for being fat is taken over by a fat person making fun of fat people for being fat
URL: https://x.com/fatpeoplehate
VOTES: +105 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: fatpeoplehate}
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +22m +119 / -0
> [This is the worst thing I've ever seen. I'm 100% for the fatphobia but this is just sad. I hope you get better. 😭]({TWEET: AngryOldFatty})
I love fat people so much, it's unreal.

  bballbelle +2h +44 / -0
  It's even better because it's a new follower of the fat account. I can't wait for the seethe when it inevitably happens.

    TheOverSeether +1h +19 / -0
    It's almost as good as the "I love fatties!!" guy who made a post about fatties being annoying and then deleted it. I could never find it, so it might have been a bait post.

      Detroitvelvetsmooth +10h +4 / -0
      Fatpeoplehate is a really funny account, they're essentially a "fat activist" who promotes healthy eating and exercise. The funniest thing is that they aren't even fat, but they get mad at fat activists because they're fat activists who want to be fat and don't want to admit it. They also love the idea of fat activists who want to be fat but don't want to admit it, so they can be fat without being fat activists. They also love the idea of fat activists who want to be fat but don't want to admit it, so they can be fat without being fat activists. They also love the idea of fat activists who want to be fat but don't want to admit it, so they can be fat without being fat activists. They also love the idea of fat activists who want to be fat but don't want to admit it, so they can be fat without being fat activists.
      >They also love the idea of fat activists who want to be fat but don't want to admit it, so they can be fat without being fat activists

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-08-29T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: White nationalist gets cancelled after posting pictures of him with a banner saying "White Power". Libs of TikTok can't help but gloat, but one user points out an important detail...
URL: {TWEET: libsoftiktok}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
jxxxy +53m +6 / -0
The way they’re gloatmaxxing is making me even more racist. White people are too good at everything and that’s why they’re getting replaced.

  mider +1h +2 / -0
  You're welcome

Takoyucki +2h +2 / -0
> I am not anti white. I am anti white nationalists
Lol

knownbyanyothername +44m +1 / -0
he’s a mayo

  mider +2m +3 / -0
  He's a black man that supports white supremacism.

    knownbyanyothername +1m +1 / -0
    nah he’s just a mayo

      mider +5m +1 / -0
      {IMG}.ott.ott

        knownbyanyothername +13m +1 / -0
        mayo.ott

          mider +40m +1 / -0
          {IMG}ottesott

            knownbyanyothername +35m +1 / -0
            mayo

              mider +1h +1 / -0
              {IMG}ott

                knownbyanyothername +4m +1 / -0
                mayo

                  mider +5m +1 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    knownbyanyothername +1m +1 / -0
                    mayo

                      mider +1m +1 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        knownbyanyothername +2m +1 / -0
                        mayo

                          mider +2m +1 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            knownbyanyothername +1m +1 / -0
                            mayo

                            knownbyanyothername +5m +1 / -0
                            mayo

                            knownbyanyothername +1m +1

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-01-08T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: FDS user goes on a rant about how women should be able to date whoever they want. She then proceeds to get called out for her hypocrisy. She then gets suspended for being a TERF.
URL: {TWEET: ameliasfear}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Gr8B8M8 +4m +20 / -0
FDS is like a parallel universe version of r/askwomenover30. It's like if they actually followed their own advice.

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +13m +10 / -0
  It's like when men have 'girlfriend experience' but with women.
  They think they're in the know, they're just so far out of touch they can't even see the reality of the situation.

  mider +4m +5 / -0
  @fartbinn @fartbinn @fartbinn @fartbinn

    mellokind +4m +5 / -0
    @fartbinn @fartbinn @fartbinn @fartbinn
    {GIF}

DudeBussyLmao +3m +7 / -0
>It’s not just gay men who don’t care about the gender of the person they love, it’s also straight men who don’t care about the gender of the person they love. It’s also straight women who don’t care about the gender of the person they love.
This is why I love this site. It’s a safe space for every type of person.

  BigBussyHunter +2m +10 / -0
  I don't care who I love as long as I hate them

  mider +10m +4 / -0
  #factcheck

  GooooooldMember +37m +2 / -0
  Yea thats what im saying

    mider +29m +2 / -0
    #factcheck

GooooooldMember +39m +5 / -0
> I want women to be able to date whoever they want, but I do not want to date women
Lol

  mider +34m

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-01-25T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: When you see a new meme format and immediately know it's going to get co-opted by rightoids
URL: {TWEET: TheRiddler2022}
VOTES: +69 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +6m +46 / -0
I'm a big fan of the new trend of all rightoids being the same person.

  Hoss +1h +15 / -0
  I'm a big fan of the new trend of all leftoids being the same person.

  911roofer +1h +8 / -0
  I thought we were all the same person?

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +11 / -0
    No, you're my ex, the person I got with after my breakup with @911roofer.

      911roofer +1m +10 / -0
      What does this have to do with rDrama?

        Klenn_and_Back_Again +5m +6 / -0
        Everything, you're a drama-loving rando who met my ex on rDrama.

          911roofer +13m +7 / -0
          That’s not how it happened.

            Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +5 / -0
            You're my ex, not my ex's ex, the person I got with after my breakup with @911roofer.

              911roofer +2m +7 / -0
              What’s your point? We’re both the same person and the only reason we aren’t is because my account got banned and I made a new one.

                Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +4 / -0
                That's not how it happened.

                  911roofer +3m +2 / -0
                  That’s not how it happened. I’m the only one who got banned. I don’t know who that other guy is.

                    Klenn_and_Back_Again +5m +3 / -0
                    You're my ex, not my ex's ex, the person I got with after my breakup

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-12-29T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Drama in r/antiwork as users discuss what to do with the janitors
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork if_you_still_think_janitors_are_lowly_beneath_us}
VOTES: +62 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +18m +75 / -0
>Who the fuck cares. They’re the janitors. They’re the ones that clean up after us. They’re the ones that have to deal with all the filth and shit we leave behind in the world. They’re the ones that do it for free. They’re the ones that do it for us. They’re the ones that do it for our children. They’re the ones that do it for our parents. They’re the ones that do it for our pets. They’re the ones that do it for our animals. They’re the ones that do it for our plants. They’re the ones that do it for our trees. They’re the ones that do it for our air. They’re the ones that do it for our water. They’re the ones that do it for our food. They’re the ones that do it for our shelter. They’re the ones that do it for our health. They’re the ones that do it for our safety. They’re the ones that do it for our security. They’re the ones that do it for our freedom. They’re the ones that do it for our happiness. They’re the ones that do it for our future. They’re the ones that do it for our past. They’re the ones that do it for our present. They’re the ones that do it for our tomorrow. They’re the ones that do it for our yesterday. They’re the ones that do it for our today. They’re the ones that do it for our tomorrow. They’re the ones that do it for our yesterday. They’re the ones that do it for our today. They’re the ones that do it for our tomorrow. They’re the ones that do it for our yesterday. They’re the ones that do it for our today. They’re the ones that do it for our tomorrow. They’re the ones that do it for our yesterday. They’re the ones that do it for our today. They’re the ones that do it for our

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-12-14T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Leftoid and rightoid influencers duke it out in the comments of a video about the history of Star Wars
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +51m +2 / -0
\>no drama
\>no snappy
{IMG}..

  mider +11m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    TheOverSeether +6m +2 / -0
    :marseyshrug:.ott..ott.ott.

      mider +3m +1 / -0
      {IMG}

        TheOverSeether +3m +2 / -0
        :marseyshrug:ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-09-13T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is it normal to be turned on by a woman being humiliated?
URL: {REDDIT: r/ask is_it_normal_to_be_turned_on_by_a_woman_being}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +17m +13 / -0
This is the most likely explanation for the fucking and/or ending of all relationships. If you can't get off on your gf being humiliated you're going to be looking for one who can

  GooooooldMember +1h +7 / -0
  Its funny how that’s the case but its also the case for moids that get off to their gf’s humiliation that they’re the ones leaving the relationship. Like i thought it was the women that left because they got off on being humiliated so the moid didnt humiliate them

    garlicdoors +11m +4 / -0
    I don't know, I don't think it's a big deal either way. Maybe it is for some people but I don't think it's the deciding factor in the vast majority of relationships. I think a lot of people just have the wrong idea about what being humiliated is and they don't realize that most people don't like it. Like if you get off on your gf saying she would rather be with another guy than you you're probably the one leaving

      GooooooldMember +33m +3 / -0
      I think youre right but also i think in any relationship if you get humiliated then you’re gonna be a bit bitter and resentful. Like if a guy calls you a faggot for being a woman-hater and you get off to it then youre probably gonna be mad at him for being a faggot. If a girl gets humiliated by a guy and he gets off to it then he probably thinks shes a bitch for being a slut

        garlicdoors +5m +2 / -0
        I think if you get off to being humiliated that's a good sign for the relationship, just don't do it too often.

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +2h +2 / -0
  Is it possible to get off on someone else being humiliated? I only get off on my

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-01-29T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/DeuxRAMA is back
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +44 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/DeuxRAMA deuxrama_is_back}
COMMENTS:
grizzly +5m +33 / -0
:marseydead:

  mider +1m +20 / -0
  {IMG}

    Wizdumb1776 +7m +13 / -0
    {IMG}

      mider +1m +15 / -0
      {IMG}

        Wizdumb1776 +1m +14 / -0
        {IMG}

          mider +46s +13 / -0
          {IMG}

            Wizdumb1776 +1m +13 / -0
            {IMG}

              mider +1m +12 / -0
              {IMG}

                Wizdumb1776 +1m +13 / -0
                {IMG}

                  mider +1m +12 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Wizdumb1776 +40s +13 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      mider +2m +12 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Wizdumb1776 +1m +13 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          mider +2m +12 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Wizdumb1776 +1m +13 / -0
                            {IMG}

  Grue +1h +4 / -0
  Not for long, if I have anything to say about it

Dramamine +1m +19 / -0
The eternal deuxrama lives on in our hearts

  mider +4m +14 / -0
  {IMG}

  Wizdumb1776 +1m +13 / -0
  {IMG}

    Dramamine +3m +12 / -0
    {IMG}

      mider +4m +10 / -0
      {IMG}

        Wizdumb1776 +3m +1

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-03-12T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: No Drama just a thread about the guy who made the most successful meme of all time
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +66 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
JannieJihad +12m +49 / -0
That's actually a good picture of him. The only people I've seen that look like him are the ones he's wearing a mask over his face

  TariqNasheed +23m +21 / -0
  I thought the pic of him in a mask was the only one floating around and no one knew what he actually looked like.

    JannieJihad +1m +30 / -0
    He was a literal nobody until he posted the meme and didn't do much to promote it. He was a very average looking guy.

      TariqNasheed +1m +30 / -0
      And he made a bunch of money from it. This is why I’m obsessed with memes. I want a hit and run.

        JannieJihad +2m +15 / -0
        I'd love to know the total amount of money he's made from it. I wouldn't call it a hit, but it was definitely a run.

          TariqNasheed +2m +21 / -0
          Dude got like 1.5 mil in royalties for selling the rights for the meme. And that’s before the millions of dollars of licensing deals. There’s gotta be a shit ton of money from merch, like off of amazon.

            JannieJihad +3m +19 / -0
            That's incredible. It's a shame that the opportunity to create something similar doesn't exist for most people.

              TariqNasheed +4m +14 / -0
              Tbh I think the golden age of internet memes is over. Imo, we’ll probably have another wave of meme coins in 10-20 years when the tech becomes more accessible and there’s more people who have the disposable income to play with. I don’t think that would be a good thing though. I don’t like the idea of crypto and its derivatives in general.

                JannieJihad +15m +10 / -0

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-07-07T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New stonetoss dropped
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Shreddedmanlet +12m +8 / -0
Hitler was based as fuck.
:marseyhitler2::marseyhomofascist:
He was 100% correct about the Jewish Question.

  ElectricFencePence +58m +4 / -0
  He should have been more open about his racism, then he would have had the support of the entire German population.

    Shreddedmanlet +3m +3 / -0
    Germans were the most racist people on the planet at that time, they were just waiting for a leader to give them a reason to act on their beliefs.
    The Nazis were very pro abortion, and the biggest supporters of eugenics in the world at the time. Most people don't realize that they were pro abortion, but they were obsessed with the health of the Aryan master race.

      ElectricFencePence +11m +4 / -0
      As the saying goes, the Nazis were the most popular party in Germany until they started the war in Poland. Then they were the most unpopular party.

        Shreddedmanlet +2m +4 / -0
        Hitler was the most popular politician in Germany, the Nazis were just one of the many parties.
        I don't think the Nazis would have been as popular if they were more upfront about their racism and their views on the Jewish Question. People were already supporting Hitler, they'd have been more willing to follow him if he didn't pussyfoot around about his policies.

          ElectricFencePence +4m +4 / -0
          > I don't think the Nazis would have been as popular if they were more upfront about their racism and their views on the Jewish Question.
          That's a very interesting idea. The "Hitler was only popular because he was too cagey with his ideology" theory.

            Shreddedmanlet +1m +3 / -0
            :marseyagreefast:
            Hitler was a master of deception, so that makes sense. He was trying to keep the German people from being too bloodthirsty, and to avoid a repeat of WW1

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-06-18T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Youtuber apologizes for promoting pedo furry art
URL: {TWEET: NostalgiaBlast}
VOTES: +102 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheLordYourGod +8m +109 / -0
>It was a misunderstanding
"I thought this was a meme but then I realized it wasn't, I just wanted to say that it's not funny"

  Dramamine +27m +70 / -0
  I'm starting to think that the guy who thought this was a good idea for a joke might have been a pedophile. I'm no longer going to be his friend.

    TheLordYourGod +30m +46 / -0
    I'm starting to think that the guy who thought this was a good idea for a joke might have been a pedophile. I'm no longer going to be his friend.

      CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +15m +31 / -0
      If that was a joke it was a really fucking bad one

        gamerchad +2h +23 / -0
        In their defense, the average age of a furry is 28.

        FurryNationalism +2h +18 / -0
        >If that was a joke it was a really fucking bad one
        :#marseyagreefast:

  KONY_2032 +1h +19 / -0
  I'm starting to think that the guy who thought this was a good idea for a joke might have been a pedophile. I'm no longer going to be his friend.

  aqouta +1h +16 / -0
  I'm starting to think that the guy who thought this was a good idea for a joke might have been a pedophile. I'm no longer going to be his friend.

  KinoBushido +3h +8 / -0
  I'm starting to think that the guy who thought this was a good idea for a joke might have been a pedophile. I'm no longer going to be his friend.

    Dramacel +1h +10 / -0
    I'm starting to think that the guy who thought this was

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-02-16T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: (Developing Drama) A post about a child shooter on the subreddit for the show "Family Man" has sparked a debate about the show's portrayal of minorities
URL: {REDDIT: r/familyguy oh_my_god}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +5m +6 / -0
I don't even watch Family Guy but I remember an episode where they did that with the white kid and that guy got killed. I think it was a real person too and they did a sketch of him. I remember the white kid was a villain in it but the guy who was killed was really an asshole and they did a sketch of him. I was a kid when I watched it but I remember that episode.

  Urboros +1h +3 / -0
  I think it's a good show but I find the characters sort of boring, and the writing can be clumsy. It's a good show, but I don't think it's ever been a great one. "Weird Al" and "I Take Thee Quagmire" are the only episodes that are really great. The show is really good, just not amazing.

    Urboros +13m +2 / -0
    It's a good show.
    {IMG}

  Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
  The one where they did a sketch of the columbine shooter was pretty good imo

    arsey +10h +2 / -0
    That's the one! I think it was the one where Stewie was a villain and the real kid was an asshole. I think that was the one I'm thinking of. I had a friend that was an asshole and she was a cunt to me so maybe that's why I remember it. lol

      Dramamine +4m +2 / -0
      There's been many episodes over the years that have done it. I think it's a good bit because it's not really trying to be "political" or preachy about it, it's just poking fun at the show, and the characters aren't necessarily good or bad for it. It's just a funny thing to do on the show.

        arsey +12m

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-01-23T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over for rightoids as the BBC reveals the truth about what happened on January 6th
URL: {TWEET: BBCBreaking}
VOTES: +62 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: BBCBreaking}
{TWEET: BBCBreaking}
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +2m +70 / -0
>There is no evidence of any right-wing violence in this country
I mean thats objectively true? The only right wing violence in the US has been from the left? Also
> it is the most serious incident since the end of the Troubles in Northern Ireland
Oh so they’re admitting the troubles were right wing violence?

  mider +1m +57 / -0
  >Oh so they’re admitting the troubles were right wing violence?
  {IMG}

    TariqNasheed +1m +25 / -0
    I’m surprised the BBC is more chuddy than our local r drama users.

      Dramamine +58m +17 / -0
      They're a public broadcasting company and they still have to appeal to the people they're supposed to serve. They're not the Guardian, but they also aren't the BBC.
      Also, I love the Irish

        TariqNasheed +12m +10 / -0
        I’d like to think all the British people would’ve died in WW1/2 if they didn’t have the Irish to send to the front lines. Imagine how many more people would’ve died in WW2 if Hitler had managed to get Ireland into the war.

          Dramamine +10m +11 / -0
          >I’d like to think all the British people would’ve died in WW1/2 if they didn’t have the Irish to send to the front lines.
          Yeah, that's why we hate them so much. They were a valuable resource to the British.
          >Imagine how many more people would’ve died in WW2 if Hitler had managed to get Ireland into the war.
          I don't think it would have changed much. The Irish are pretty powerful in the US and would have been a major factor in preventing the US from joining the war. Then the US would have been a bit more powerful in 1945.

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-09-21T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Racist rightoid streamer says "No more white people" to his fans, who go on to harass him for days
URL: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/destiny-cortes-destiny-gg.59389/page-372#post-9912611
VOTES: +101 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AverageBen10Enjoyer +11m +100 / -0
If you don't have a Destiny thread on KF then what's the point of having KF? What a pathetic loser.

  mider +2m +56 / -1
  Destiny is the best lolcow on the site and if you don't agree then you're probably a Destiny fan

    Yall +40m +68 / -0
    >Destiny is the best lolcow on the site
    He's not a lolcow, he's just a terminally online nerd. He's the inverse of a lolcow; he's so smart and well-spoken that he's made enemies with people who are too dumb to respond to his arguments. He's a lolcow because he's an over-the-top smug fuck, not because he's retarded.
    His simps can't stand when his adversaries win an argument, so they resort to the lowest form of attack: bullying him by making fun of his appearance and calling him a nigger. It's the same behavior as r/FriendsOfBrian.
    I hope Destiny stays with us for years to come. He's like a drama God. He's the perfect storm of having absolutely no chill and being a terminally online retard. He's the best thing to happen to Kiwifarms in a long time.

      Hopalong_McGurk +2m +28 / -0
      He's also a dick.

        Yall +6m +35 / -0
        I know, but that's a good thing. I hope he stays with us for years to come. He's like a drama God. He's the perfect storm of having absolutely no chill and being a terminally online retard. He's the best thing to happen to Kiwifarms in a long time.

          UpvoteIf

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-11-14T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Fake trans woman :marseytrain: posts about how much she likes getting p*dos arrested and people are calling her out on it
URL: {TWEET: kaweeenshawty}
VOTES: +107 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
mider +2m +135 / -0
>so you're a pedophile or something?
{IMG}

  dramasexual +1h +47 / -0
  This comment is unironically funny.

  Dramacel +2h +21 / -0
  based

  NotLeninade +3h +17 / -0
  You just know this nigga be fuckin with little boys

  jesus +1h +16 / -0
  :marseyxd:

  KinoBushido +1h +15 / -0
  :marseyxd:

  GooooooldMember +1h +10 / -0
  :gigachad2:

  Fat_Cock_Brock +3h +10 / -0
  :marseyking:

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +4h +6 / -0
  :marseyking:

  HeyMoon +5h +6 / -0
  :gigachad2:

  cumlord +19h +3 / -0
  based

  TrappyIsBae +16h +2 / -0
  Based

wampus +6m +102 / -0
{IMG}

  InterGONEvention +14m +72 / -0
  I mean, this is how it is. If you go after anyone who is trans, they will call you a pedophile. If you go after anyone who is a pedophile, they will call you trans.

    TheOverSeether +13m +60 / -0
    And they're all right!
    :marseyagree:

      X +1h +28 / -0
      <marquee direction=right scrollamount=20> :marseytrans2: </marquee>
      <marquee direction=left scrollamount=10

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-01-26T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Twitter is now a battleground over whether or not "eugenics" is a good thing
URL: {TWEET: BNONews}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +8 / -0
The one time I got a gigajannied was for saying that if you’re against abortion you’re against eugenics.

  mider +2m +11 / -0
  What I've realized is that people who support abortion don't really have any consistent arguments and will just call you a racist or a fascist if you don't agree with them. They don't actually have any good arguments, they just get angry when you call their ideology retarded

    carpathianflorist +1m +10 / -0
    It’s even better than that
    They literally don’t have any arguments
    They just say “abortion is legal” over and over
    As if that’s a point

      mider +3m +8 / -0
      The whole thing about how "abortion is a human right" is just a way of saying "I want to kill people" without saying it directly

        carpathianflorist +1m +9 / -0
        It’s a human right to kill babies
        But also
        The fact that it is a human right to kill babies is a good thing

          mider +1m +7 / -0
          I mean yeah I'm not against abortion in some cases, I just think its disgusting when its done for no reason

            carpathianflorist +4m +5 / -0
            Abortion is only ever done for reasons. And all of them are good reasons. And it’s also bad and we should make it illegal.

  GooooooldMember +17m +4 / -0
  If you're against abortion you're a pro eugenicist

  BigBussyHunter +3m +3 / -0
  You can't spell eugenics without genocide. Let's face it. It's about who we want to kill. :marseycool:

    mider +3m +4 / -0
    I mean yes

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-09-10T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Stonetoss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Need4Sneed +1h +6 / -0
Why are zoomers obsessed with making everything political? I don't even know what the fuck this comic is supposed to be about

  FurryNationalism +2h +5 / -0
  It's about politics and people who aren't political.

  jesus +1h +3 / -0
  >I don't even know what the fuck this comic is supposed to be about
  This is what it is
  {IMG}

  Dahl_Fook +4h +1 / -0
  Oh it's a political comic? Must be a rightoid one then

i_only_downvote_bad_posts +1h +3 / -1
I don't get it.

  JannieJihad +1h +4 / -0
  This comic is for people that don't need to see anything to know what the comic is about.

    i_only_downvote_bad_posts +10h +1 / -2
    I don't need to see it to know that I don't get it.

      JannieJihad +1h +2 / -0
      :marseybrainlet:

        i_only_downvote_bad_posts +1m +1 / -2
        :marseyagree:

          JannieJihad +5m +2 / -0
          :marseycope:

            i_only_downvote_bad_posts +2m +1 / -2
            :marseyseethe:

              JannieJihad +2m +2 / -0
              :marseydead:

                i_only_downvote_bad_posts +1m +1 / -2
                :marseytwerking:

                  JannieJihad +3m +2 / -0
                  :marseysadcat:

                    i_only_downvote_bad_posts +1m +1 / -2
                    :marseyrain:

                      JannieJihad +3m +2 / -0
                      :marseylove:

                        i_only_downvote_bad_posts +1m +1 / -2
                        :marseyblowkiss:

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-07-16T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Little mermaid actress is a racist
URL: {TWEET: AsmarAghaei}
VOTES: +48 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +4m +69 / -1
{IMG}

  Wizdumb1776 +1m +48 / -0
  {IMG}

    Dahl_Fook +3h +12 / -0
    Lol did you make this

      Wizdumb1776 +4m +18 / -0
      Nah it's old and from 4chan. I know how to make em though.

        Dahl_Fook +1m +11 / -0
        Can you make one of me? I'll give you 100 dramacoin

          Wizdumb1776 +1m +14 / -0
          I don't know what you look like but I'll try

            Dahl_Fook +1m +13 / -0
            {IMG}
            With this
            I'll give you 150 dc

              Wizdumb1776 +6m +14 / -0
              {IMG}

                Dahl_Fook +1m +12 / -0
                Lol. 200 dc if i can get a 3rd one with a more modern computer

                  Wizdumb1776 +2m +12 / -0
                  I can do that for you in 24 hours. I'm on a boat and my computer isn't the best.

                    Dahl_Fook +3m +10 / -0
                    Sure. Ill be waiting.

                      Wizdumb1776 +1m +11 / -0
                      I'll make a deal with you. I'll make you a 4th one for 2000 dc.

                        Dahl_Fook +1m +10 / -0
                        Deal. Make it happen king.

                          Wizdumb1776 +2m +11 / -0
                          I'll have it done in 24 hours.

                            Dahl_Fook +1m +10 / -0
                            Sure

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-08-02T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/AgainstHateSubreddits is not amused when a sub dedicated to posting porn of minors is banned
URL: {REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits rgooncaves_has_been_banned}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +5m +17 / -0
> If you know a minor who has been sharing their nude photos online, please report them to the FBI immediately
Its a child porn sub, why would you report it to the FBI? You should be reporting it to the police.

  TariqNasheed +1m +12 / -0
  Also, I just realized that the FBI has jurisdiction over sex crimes involving a minor, so you can report it to either the FBI or the local police.

    JimieWhales +12m +9 / -0
    >the FBI has jurisdiction over sex crimes involving a minor
    They really do have their hands in everything.

      TariqNasheed +2m +11 / -0
      It’s kinda true. They’ve been trying to take the lead in investigating internet crimes but I guess they’ve just been successful at it.

        JimieWhales +4m +8 / -0
        I thought it was more like "they've always been in charge but they're just bad at their jobs so nobody knew they existed until now."

          TariqNasheed +13m +6 / -0
          Eh, I would say they’ve always been in charge but were bad at their jobs and now they’re good at their jobs.

  BrokeBackBuck +31m +7 / -0
  The FBI is the only federal law enforcement agency that takes pedos seriously. The state police are all useless for this shit.

    TariqNasheed +5m +4 / -0
    I wonder if the FBI has jurisdiction over sex crimes in general?

      BrokeBackBuck +4m +4 / -0
      Only when they involve the federal government. So they can't investigate any crimes in the US unless it involves the federal government. But in cases like this where it involves the federal government, the FBI is one

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-09-17T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: PCM spergs out after someone suggests that the whole "women can have penises" argument might not be great for the anti-trans movement
URL: {REDDIT: r/PoliticalCompassMemes the_trans_argument}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
bballbelle +41m +5 / -0
> I have a dick and I'm a woman and my partner is a man. We're both non binary.
> I don't know why everyone gets so hung up on sex and gender. It's a spectrum. People can identify as whatever the fuck they want. Even if they're not correct, it's none of your business. I'm going to assume he's just trying to be inclusive but he's not doing a great job.
> If you want to be inclusive, don't try to make everyone fit into a box. Just accept them for who they are.
I'm starting to think these people don't actually want to be inclusive. Like, what is their end goal exactly?

  mider +11m +5 / -0
  I think this comment sums it up pretty well. You can't make people agree with you, you can only make them accept you. That's why they have to keep pushing the boundaries and redefining words in order to make people more comfortable with the idea of transitioning. If they did the opposite and accepted the idea that there is a difference between sex and gender they would lose a lot of support.

    bballbelle +16m +1 / -0
    >I think this comment sums it up pretty well. You can't make people agree with you, you can only make them accept you.
    But isn't that the point of the argument? To get people to agree with them? I guess I can't figure out if they're just trolling and the "I'm trans and I'm a woman" line is just a joke or if they're serious. I feel like I'm missing something.

      mider +1m +3 / -0
      >But isn't that the point of the argument? To get people to agree with them?
      The point is to get people to accept them. You can't force people to agree with you. You can force them to accept you, and

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-03-02T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is what a real woman looks like
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
mider +2m +10 / -0
Also transphobes cant handle the truth {IMG}

  Buck +1h +5 / -0
  I can't handle the truth
  :#marseytrans2:

Klenn_and_Back_Again +6m +4 / -0
Very feminine.

WeihnachtenSalvador +13m +4 / -0
Imagine being less womanly than a guy with long hair

  mider +1m +3 / -0
  Looks like you need a second opinion {IMG}

    WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +3 / -0
    I just want to be honest

      mider +1m +2 / -0
      If you're not being honest then you're a transphobe {IMG}

        WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +3 / -0
        I know you are very good at telling the gender of a person :marseylove:

          mider +2m +2 / -0
          You're a transphobe if you can't tell the difference between a woman and a man {IMG}

            WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +2 / -0
            I know you are very good at telling the gender of a person :marseylove:

              mider +1m +1 / -0
              You're a transphobe if you can't tell the difference between a woman and a man {IMG}

                WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +2 / -0
                I know you are very good at telling the gender of a person :marseylove:

                  mider +1m +1 / -0
                  You're a transphobe if you can't tell the difference between a woman and a man {IMG}

                    WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +2 / -0
                    I know you are very good at telling the gender of a person :marseylove:

                      mider +1m +1 / -0
                      You're a transphobe if you can't

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-02-21T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The /r/atheism ban has been overturned
URL: {TWEET: reddit_lies}
VOTES: +80 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Reddit lies is a good account for drama, they used to be /r/chapotraphouse mods
COMMENTS:
iowa_hawkeye +1m +77 / -0
Lol /r/atheism is dead, they'll probably get a ban for brigading within a week.
I was a top mod for like 6 years, I'm not really a power janny, just a good boy.

  mider +1m +55 / -0
  They'll probably get banned for brigading anyways, they've been banned 4 times

    iowa_hawkeye +1m +26 / -0
    They're a good show.

  JonathanStench +10m +30 / -0
  The fact that youre an "ex-Reddit powermod" is still a little unsettling to me.
  On a related note, what was your favorite subreddit? I used to lurk /r/gunners and /r/magdump pretty much daily back in the day.

    iowa_hawkeye +6m +26 / -0
    I didn't lurk much, it was my full time job at the time.
    But I'm surprised there are still people there, it was a pretty small sub that was basically just a gun forum.
    I never really got into the gun sub.

      JonathanStench +5m +17 / -0
      Youre gonna have to be more specific. I dont remember much of the mods or anything but they were definitely a thing.
      /r/gunners wasnt really a forum, it was just a subreddit for some weirdo to post his gun and get 100k upvotes and then the comments would be like "this looks like a great gun!" for 100k comments. I cant remember what /r/magdump was, i think it was an offshoot of gunners.
      I know a lot of the mods were banned for brigading and stuff. I think the most notable was a guy named "evilDildo." I think he got banned for having a penis pic as his

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-09-11T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Suggestion] Integrate with reddit.com/report
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Would make things a lot easier. Something like this:
COMMENTS:
FardAndShid +1h +3 / -0
No. Make it harder to report people to admins. I would love it if I could say the n word on reddit.

  mider +10m +5 / -0
  It would just make it easier for people to report things

    FardAndShid +2m +3 / -0
    I'm just sayin if it's easier for people to report things, they'll do it more. Just a suggestion, and I love reporting people to admins.

      mider +1m +3 / -0
      It would be easier to report things, but it would also be easier for admins to figure out it's us

        FardAndShid +1m +3 / -0
        I don't see how. We use reddit.com/report anyway. If it's just easier, I don't see how that makes things harder./report

          mider +4m +3 / -0
          They could just block the IP address of the site. That's how the rdrama app got banned

            FardAndShid +1m +2 / -0
            Then we just use reddit.com/report and it's a huge hassle for them to block that.
            :marseyjam:

              mider +4m +3 / -0
              They could block all requests from rdrama.net

                FardAndShid +3m +3 / -0
                Then we'd just have to use a different domain name. If it's a hassle for them it's a hassle for us.

                  mider +1m +3 / -0
                  They could block all requests from IP addresses hosted on the same servers as rdrama.net

                    FardAndShid +1m +2 / -0
                    Then we just use another domain and host on a different server.

                      mider +1m +3 / -0
                      They could block all requests from the same ISP as rdrama.net

                        FardAndShid +1m +2 / -

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-12-13T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AHS mod gives away their account on twitter and it's taken over by a transwoman and an antiwork user
URL: {TWEET: the_reddit_mod}
VOTES: +140 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +115 / -1
lol i got 2 from 2 weeks ago - https://rdrama.net/post/28583/rteenagers-gets-into-a-meltdown-when
https://rdrama.net/post/29028/this-is-how-a-dramatard-gets
here's the one that got a bit of traction - https://rdrama.net/post/26579/rteenagers-gets-into-a-meltdown-when
{IMG}

  mider +2m +109 / -0
  I just lost 2 of my accounts with the stupid fucking bardfinn bot. So glad I didn't give them my real name

    sandkwinn +2m +82 / -0
    > my real name
    :marseysmug2:

      mider +3m +43 / -0
      :marseyseethe:

    X +1m +50 / -0
    luckily i didn't make the connection between mider and @mider because that would have been a huge mistake

      mider +4m +43 / -0
      I'm glad you didn't :marseyexcited:

        X +1m +46 / -0
        you've been shadowbanned for a month and haven't posted here at all lol, i thought you were some random foid who was really into trains
        :marseycope:

          mider +1m +26 / -0
          I'm not a foid

            X +1m +37 / -0
            oh ok, i thought you were a foid because you were so into trains
            :#marseytrain:

              mider +56s +27 / -0
              I like trains because I'm a transman

                X +5m +47 / -0
                you're such a man that you're

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-01-26T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Famous streamer turns out to be a child predator, streamers and their fans have a very funny reaction
URL: {TWEET: Variety}
VOTES: +164 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +165 / -0
> The FBI report that led to the charges against Imane Khelif was submitted by a partner of Khelif’s that was trying to get Khelif to stop seeing him, according to the affidavit.
:#marseyxd:

  JonathanStench +21m +105 / -0
  >partner
  This guy is a wifebeater and now he's trying to take his wife to jail for being a good woman? What a cuck.

    Jaukea +24m +57 / -0
    I think the point is that he’s gay but even that’s too much of a stretch.

      JonathanStench +5m +44 / -0
      >he's gay
      And he's trying to ruin his wife for fucking a straggot? I know its a meme but what a fag

        L +1h +25 / -0
        Idk maybe he just really hates pedophiles?

          JonathanStench +7m +19 / -0
          He has no idea what pedophilia is. Thats how he got married in the first place.

      BrokeBackBuck +3h +9 / -0
      I just realized this whole time I thought he was trying to get his wife to stop fucking a guy, not that he was trying to get her to stop fucking him
      :marseyretard:

        everyone +1h +15 / -0
        In the original story, they were both foids.

          BrokeBackBuck +27m +8 / -0
          I can't even tell what I'm supposed to believe at this point

          Detroitvelvetsmooth +9h +2 / -0
          >a foid trying to stop another foid from cheating
          The most based thing a foid has ever done

      Cringeonthefringe +3h +7 / -0
      Its not even that gay, he just wants her

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-01-24T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: GMEcel buys a bunch of marsey merch
URL: {TWEET: WallStreetBets}
VOTES: +105 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +147 / -1
> I didn't know the Marsey cat was the WSB cat. I'm so proud of her.
I'm sorry but this is too much, I just can't take it anymore. I've seen people say "she" in reference to Marsey several times now and I've had enough. It's not even just the fact that it's a cat, it's the fact that it's a female cat. I don't care if she's cute or she's a cute girl or whatever, she's just not a girl. She's a cat. A cat is not a girl. A cat is not a woman. A cat is not a female. A cat is not a female cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is not a girl. A cat is not a woman. A cat is not a female. A cat is not a female cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat. A cat is a cat.

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-08-10T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Leftoid streamer causes 1000s of dollars in damages by livestreaming himself hitting a police car with his truck
URL: {TWEET: Its_Bryan_KO}
VOTES: +100 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Aevann +10m +102 / -0
{IMG}

  TheOverSeether +30m +42 / -0
  I love that soyjakanimeglasses is still going strong. Good job, Aevann!

    Aevann +35m +30 / -0
    :marseylove:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +38m +25 / -0
  So true! Also, fuck the police!

  GigaVaccinator +2h +16 / -0
  I love this so much. It's like a low quality Marsey.

    Aevann +1m +20 / -0
    {IMG}

      GigaVaccinator +1m +13 / -0
      :marseylove:

  DerekSavageCoolCuck +2h +10 / -0
  It's so true, we should kill all the police and replace them with 🏀s.

  Chapose +3h +7 / -0
  I love you aevann, you are my favorite janny.

    Aevann +3h +5 / -0
    :marseylove:

Dramamine +14m +72 / -0
He's going to get off easy because he's a streamer and they can't do anything without being accused of racism. Also, he's going to be a huge attention whore and demand a payout from the police department for emotional distress from getting tased

  mider +1m +64 / -0
  >He's going to get off easy because he's a streamer and they can't do anything without being accused of racism
  He's a leftoid, I think he's gonna get fucked

    Dramamine +5m +57 / -0
    He's going to get fucked, but not by the police. I still think he's going to

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-11-16T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I got the train guy banned from /r/love4fatpeople2
URL: N/A
VOTES: +43 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1m +39 / -0
You're a hero.
{GIF}

  mider +4m +23 / -0
  Thanks :marseyloveyou:

mider +10m +28 / -0
He's just making a new account and posting more :marseycry: {REDDIT: r/Love4FatPeople2 you_cant_be_this_stupid}

  mellokind +56m +22 / -0
  >I'm going to be in your walls
  :marseydespair:

    mider +1m +16 / -0
    {GIF}

  Justin-Siena87 +3h +10 / -0
  The wall is already inside him.
  {IMG}

  arsey +1h +7 / -0
  He's a bot. His account is 12 years old. He's just reposting shit to new subs.

  mellokind +1h +4 / -0
  >I'm going to be in your walls
  :marseydespair:

X +1h +23 / -0
{IMG}
:marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:
i'm afraid he'll rope soon
{IMG}

  arsey +55m +17 / -0
  LOL he's still at it. The account is 12 years old, so I'm guessing it's a bot that posts to new subs.

    mider +1h +12 / -0
    It's a cute twink who posts shit to every sub he can find

      arsey +27m +6 / -0
      You are 100% correct.

  Straggot +1h +12 / -0
  >i am 17
  :marseydoomer:

  Straggot +1h +7 / -0
  >i am 17
  :marseydoomer:

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-11-01T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The next great drama site has been created
URL: https://cumpit.com
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
pH +3h +1 / -0
We should move to cumtown.org.org.com, it's a good name.org.com
we can probably get that domain for free if we're quick enough
edit: it's gone, someone got there before me. I will now try to make an offshoot of the site, cumpit.net
edit 2: it's gone too. someone get the domain registrars on the line and get this place back
edit 3: I tried to get it from the other person but they just banned me and didn't give the domain to me
edit 4: I tried to make a site with the name cumpit.net and it got automatically banned by cloudflare. Someone else has that domain..org.com
edit 5: I've given up. we are doomed to be the cum pit

  mider +1m +1 / -0
  they've already got it :marseysad:.org.com

    pH +3m +1 / -0
    :marseycry:
    I don't understand how they're getting it so fast, I thought we would have more time. This is just like when someone gets your reddit account before you can report it to admins
    {GIF}
    edit: I just made cumpit.net which redirects to rdrama.net because I'm a retard. The original cumpit.net domain is still taken though

      mider +1m +1 / -0
      It was pretty much inevitable considering how quickly the site went viral. I hope people start posting there so we can cause some drama! :marseythumbsup:.org.com

        pH +2m +1 / -0
        :marseymerchant:
        I made cumpit.net but it's automatically banned by cloudflare :marseycry: I don't know what to do now. I'm getting cumpit.com but I can't put a website on it since it's already been taken by cumpit.net
        edit: I'm just going to try to make a website with the

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-01-25T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/196 user gets banned for a reddit moment
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.reveddit.com/v/196/comments/s6zgpg/why_are_you_so_afraid_of_our_genocide/?ps_after=1643120217
COMMENTS:
X +4m +20 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyagreefast:

  lmaoreddit +28m +14 / -0
  You'd think they'd be used to people being this retarded by now

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +6m +9 / -1
  What is that? Is it the yakuza?

    X +4m +11 / -0
    {IMG}

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +6m +8 / -1
      Lol I get it now. I guess I can't blame them for thinking it was the yakuza, they do look alike.

  mider +2m +9 / -0
  Lmao

  911roofer +29m +6 / -0
  :marseypuke:

  coned +51m +6 / -0
  what does any of that mean

    X +4m +6 / -0
    https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/avril-lavigne-daisy-ukelele

      coned +32m +4 / -0
      what

        X +7m +3 / -0
        https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DAISY%20UKELELE

          coned +1m +4 / -0
          what

            X +1m +2 / -0
            https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DAISY%20UKELELE

              coned +1m +6 / -0
              what

                X +4m +4 / -0
                https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DAISY%20UKELELE

                  coned +1h +4 /

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-02-07T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/antiwork user calls out the hypocrisy of the mods
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork rantiwork_mods_are_violating_the_subreddits_rules}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
mider +1m +23 / -0
>Antiwork mods, we know what you do when you're not working. You're moderating. You're also not allowed to work. You're anti-work, and you're also a hypocrite.
{IMG}

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +17m +15 / -0
  You're anti-work, and you're also a hypocrite.

  Shreddedmanlet +1h +7 / -0
  I'd call it a powermod, but they're all the same.
  :marseyshrug:

  JonathanStench +1h +3 / -0
  I can make a marsey of that

    mider +1h +2 / -0
    plz do :marseyinshallah:

      JonathanStench +5m +2 / -0
      I'm gonna be honest, i dont have much time for that right now. I'll see if i can do it tonight.

  911roofer +1h +2 / -0
  This is a trans lives matter moment.

Gr8B8M8 +1m +22 / -0
> I'm sure the "I'm actually a millionaire" guy will defend this.
>> I'm sure the "I'm actually a millionaire" guy will defend this.
>>> I'm sure the "I'm actually a millionaire" guy will defend this.
>>> I'm sure the "I'm actually a millionaire" guy will defend this.
>>> I'm sure the "I'm actually a millionaire" guy will defend this.
>>>> I'm sure the "I'm actually a millionaire" guy will defend this.
>>>> I'm sure the "I'm actually a millionaire" guy will defend this.
>>>> I'm sure the "I'm actually a millionaire" guy will defend this.
>>>> I'm sure the "I'm actually a millionaire" guy will defend this.
>>>> I'm sure the "I'm actually a millionaire"

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-09-28T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AHS has an argument over if the GOP is more fascist than the KKK or not
URL: {REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits rconservative_has_been_exposed_as_a_prokyc_sub}
VOTES: +78 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +2m +75 / -1
I thought this was a joke but it isn’t. They really just straight up said the GOP is more fascist than the KKK. And then the guy who said it got upvoted.

  TheOverSeether +3m +66 / -0
  > They really just straight up said the GOP is more fascist than the KKK. And then the guy who said it got upvoted.
  That's how you know they're serious. The more insane the claim, the more upvoted it gets.

    The_Homocracy +1h +18 / -1
    It's how you know they're serious. The more insane the claim, the more upvoted it gets.

      DeletedAccount +38m +11 / -0
      It's how you know they're serious. The more insane the claim, the more upvoted it gets.

        mellokind +48m +7 / -0
        It's how you know they're serious. The more insane the claim, the more upvoted it gets.

          _________________________ +1h +4 / -0
          It's how you know they're serious. The more insane the claim, the more upvoted it gets.

            _________________________ +55s +4 / -0
            I should get a badge for that

              _________________________ +26s +4 / -0
              I should get a badge for that

                _________________________ +16s +4 / -0
                I should get a badge for that

                  _________________________ +20s +4 / -0
                  I should get a badge for that

                    _________________________ +23s +4 / -0
                    I should get a badge for that

                      _________________________ +23s +4 / -0
                      I should get a badge for that

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-09-06T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Incel rightoid calls out the hypocrisy of rightoids
URL: {TWEET: davecortman}
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Urboros +1h +1 / -0
I'm pretty sure rightoids are a little tired of the "white genocide" shit. I've been on the internet for a long time and it seems like it's getting more tiresome.

  mider +1h +1 / -0
  White genocide is real, the mayocide is inevitabley

    Urboros +10h +1 / -0
    "White genocide is real" is like the guy who doesn't want to be friends with a weird guy, but he's in a weird cult with weird people. It's a problem he doesn't want to solve.yy

      mider +2h +1 / -0
      It's not a problem, it's a good thing! The mayocide will come, the only question is when, and I want it to come as soon as possible.y

        Urboros +2h +1 / -0
        "It's not a problem, it's a good thing" is like the guy who doesn't want to be friends with a weird guy, but he's in a weird cult with weird people. It's a problem he doesn't want to solve. It's a problem he doesn't want to solve. It's a problem he doesn't want to solve. It's a problem he doesn't want to solve. It's a problem he doesn't want to solve. It's a problem he doesn't want to solve. It's a problem he doesn't want to solve. It's a problem he doesn't want to solve. It's a problem he doesn't want to solve. It's a problem he doesn't want to solve. It's a problem he doesn't want to solve. It's a problem he doesn't want to solve. It's a problem he doesn't want to solve. It's a problem he doesn't want to solve. It's a problem he doesn't want to solve. It's a problem he doesn't want to solve. It's a problem he doesn't want to solve. It's a problem he doesn't

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-07-24T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey's a real one
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +103 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
oppie +10m +15 / -0
Marsey is a real one

  oppie +20s +12 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

    oppie +1m +10 / -0
    :#marseysoypointglow:

      oppie +2m +10 / -0
      :#marseysoypointsnappyglow:

        oppie +2m +10 / -0
        :#marseysoypointgold:

          oppie +2m +10 / -0
          :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

            oppie +1m +10 / -0
            :#marseysoypointgoldpointpoint:

              oppie +29s +10 / -0
              :#marseysoypointgoldpointpointpoint:

                oppie +48s +9 / -0
                :#marseysoypointgoldpointpointpointpoint:

                  oppie +24s +9 / -0
                  :#marseysoypointgoldpointpointpointpointpoint:

                    oppie +28s +9 / -0
                    :#marseysoypointgoldpointpointpointpointpointpoint:

                      oppie +2m +9 / -0
                      :#marseysoypointgoldpointpointpointpointpointpointpoint:

                        oppie +1m +9 / -0
                        :#marseysoypointgoldpointpointpointpointpointpointpointpoint:

                          oppie +1m +8 / -0
                          :#marseysoypointgoldpointpointpointpointpointpointpointpointpoint:

                            oppie +37s +8 / -0
                            :#marseysoypointgoldpointpointpointpointpointpointpointpointpointpoint:

carpathianflorist +1m +10 / -0
:#marseysoypoint:

  mider +2m +11 / -

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-02-20T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Ex-janny of r/conservative who was a regular on r/drama is now an official of the Trump campaign
URL: https://x.com/Karlach
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +1m +11 / -0
I feel like we lost a lot more than 1 janny when we lost Karlach

  mider +46s +7 / -0
  You mean when we lost the other janny?

    Saint_Nicholas +1m +8 / -0
    {GIF}

    JannieJihad +2m +7 / -0
    :marseycry:

Dramamine +1h +3 / -0
This is a lot of power for a man who can't even make a hot sauce

  mider +1h +1 / -0
  I believe he does make a hot sauce, he just doesn't sell it

    Dramamine +2m +3 / -0
    If he can't sell it, why does he make it?

      mider +1m +1 / -0
      I'm not sure but it is a very good sauce. It's like a fireball hot sauce, but not as sweet

        Dramamine +1m +3 / -0
        Sounds like a very niche hot sauce. Sounds like a good business idea if he's making it for free.

          mider +2m +1 / -0
          It's actually a great idea, but it's very hard to start up a business. It's not for everyone

            Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
            Maybe he should make some more niche hot sauce, like one that tastes like the foot of a man who died from a drug overdose.

              mider +2m +1 / -0
              He's made lots of different flavors, including one that tastes like a dead body

                Dramamine +2m +2 / -0
                Sounds like a lot of work. Did he make a hot sauce that tastes like a dead body that was hot from the start, or was it something he had to cure for a while?

                  mider +1m +1 / -

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-07-02T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bait sub idea: SRDines fighting over whether or not to support transracialism
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think this would generate a lot of seethe as SRDines will have to choose between being transphobes and racists
COMMENTS:
DudeBussyLmao +1m +15 / -0
transracialism is a good thing. transracial people are the most oppressed. transracial people can experience **both** racism **and** transphobia. transracial people are **twice** as oppressed as trans people. We need to ally with transracial people.

  mider +4m +13 / -0
  Transracialism is a great bait idea but I think it would be funny if it was SRDines fighting over whether or not to support it

    DudeBussyLmao +1m +6 / -0
    Good point. I think that would be more fun.

  IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu +15h +2 / -0
  >transracial people are twice as oppressed as trans people.
  This is incorrect. They're twice as oppressed as white men.

  IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu +15h +1 / -0
  >transracial people are twice as oppressed as trans people.
  This is incorrect. They're twice as oppressed as white men.

  IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu +15h +1 / -0
  >transracial people are twice as oppressed as trans people.
  This is incorrect. They're twice as oppressed as white men.

  IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu +15h +1 / -0
  >transracial people are twice as oppressed as trans people.
  This is incorrect. They're twice as oppressed as white men.

  IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu +15h +1 / -0
  >transracial people are twice as oppressed as trans people.
  This is incorrect. They're twice as oppressed as white men.

    DudeBussyLmao +20m +1 / -0
    I’m sorry. I didn’t know that.

  IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu +15h +1 / -0
  >transracial people

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-02-12T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just got this notification :marseythinkorino:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +1m +10 / -0
:marseyglow: glowpost :marseyglow:

  mider +2m +7 / -0
  :marseyglow2:

    ChungusEnjoyer +1m +10 / -0
    :marseyglow2:

      mider +3m +5 / -0
      :marseyglow:

        ChungusEnjoyer +5m +5 / -0
        :marseyglow:

          mider +4m +4 / -0
          :marseyglow:

            ChungusEnjoyer +2m +5 / -0
            :marseyglow:

              mider +1m +4 / -0
              :marseyglow:

                ChungusEnjoyer +3m +5 / -0
                :marseyglow:

                  mider +4m +4 / -0
                  :marseyglow:

                    ChungusEnjoyer +2m +5 / -0
                    :marseyglow:

                      mider +2m +4 / -0
                      :marseyglow:

                        ChungusEnjoyer +1m +5 / -0
                        :marseyglow:

                          mider +1m +4 / -0
                          :marseyglow:

                            ChungusEnjoyer +2m +5 / -0
                            :marseyglow:

Tevs +1h +1 / -0
:marseyglow:

  mider +1m +1 / -0
  :marseyglow: :marseyglow:

    Tevs +1m +1 / -0
    :marseyglow: @tevs :marseyglow:

      mider +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyglow: @mider :marseyglow:

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-02-10T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/AgainstHateSubreddits claims that the "fascists" behind r/FreeSpeachExtremist have made a new sub to commit a genocide against gay people
URL: {REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits rfreespeachextremist_is_a_genocidal_fascist_sub}
VOTES: +37 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm pretty sure this is a false flag but idk
COMMENTS:
arsey +2m +18 / -0
I'm guessing it's r/loveforhotpeople

  BigBussyHunter +5m +12 / -0
  Yes, that's it. I can't believe I missed that sub. It's so good

    arsey +6m +10 / -0
    I'm on my phone and don't want to get the sub banned so I haven't been looking for the sub. I will admit that I didn't know about it until today. lol

      BigBussyHunter +4m +6 / -0
      :marseykingcrown:

        arsey +10m +5 / -0
        I'm still waiting for the AHS tranny to write the report to the gigajannies to get it banned. I can't wait!

          BigBussyHunter +1m +6 / -0
          I think they have a backlog. AHS has been very quiet lately and I don't think that's a good sign :marseythinkorino:

            arsey +1m +7 / -0
            ooooh dear. I can't wait for the inevitable drama when they get banned. I don't think they would dare do anything to AHS, so I'm hoping it happens.

              BigBussyHunter +5m +6 / -0
              They have the biggest mops to clean up their own messes, so it's a shame. I hope they keep the sub up long enough for r/loveforhotpeople to become a household name
              :marseyjam:

  TR +1h +4 / -0
  I love that sub :marseylove:

  Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +3 / -0
  I'm still waiting

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-09-05T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/antiwork janny doesn't know the difference between a subreddit and a website and gets mad when someone tells him
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork _}
VOTES: +59 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +6m +53 / -0
I am convinced of the idea that /r/antiwork is being actively sabotaged by the admins for a reason. I’m not sure what that reason is, but I do know that they’re doing it and I’m not sure why.
The obvious answer is that they’re trying to scare off people from Reddit for some reason. But why? That doesn’t really make sense. Reddit is a business, not a social media platform. If they were trying to scare off people, they wouldn’t be doing it with something as trivial as a subreddit. It would be something much more significant, like taking away people’s accounts or banning them.
So what’s the actual reason? I don’t know. But I do know that they’re doing it and that they’re doing it for a reason. I just don’t know what that reason is. Maybe someone here can help me figure it out.

  BoneKongahawk +7m +54 / -0
  They're trying to create a new user base with this sub. It's a good chance to get people who are more likely to have the time to spend in Reddit and the sub.

    Sphereserf3232 +2h +14 / -0
    Or people who would be willing to subscribe to a monthly plan to support the sub, similar to how r/place was being used to monetize Reddit, but not for the same reason.

  UnpackThisSweaty +4m +35 / -0
  They're doing it because they're sadistic fucks with a low IQ. And they think it's funny to fuck with people.

  chapodestroyer +4m +21 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  Kunt_Phucker +20m +19 / -0
  They're doing it to get more dramacoin

  Hoss +55m +13 / -0
  They’re trying to get people to migrate to

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2021-09-29T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Seattle subreddit is debating if the kid who got stabbed with a hammer was a Nazi or not
URL: {REDDIT: r/Seattle seattle_police_suspect_boy_12_stabbed_with_hammer}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> He was a nazi
> They were probably fighting and this kid was attacked by a group of nazis.
> So the kid was attacked by a group of nazis. The parents of these kids need to be held accountable.
> The nazis are getting bold in Seattle
COMMENTS: N/A
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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-02-03T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Mike Johnson, the congressman who sponsored the bill to ban abortion in America, is a rapist
URL: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/mike-johnson-accused-of-sexually-assaulting-woman-at-mardi-gras-parade/ar-AAPpRiO
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Hopalong_McGurk +14m +8 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:
It's only a matter of time before the genderspecials start screeching about how this is proof that Roe v Wade was always a dogwhistle for pedophilia

  mider +14m +8 / -0
  {TWEET: libsoftiktok}
  Libs of TikTok on it already :marseytroublemaker:

    mider +2m +7 / -0
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      Hopalong_McGurk +3m +7 / -0
      :#marseyxd:
      That's a good one. I'd like to see some rightoid tweet it as bait

    Hopalong_McGurk +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseytroublemaker:
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    mider +2m +4 / -0
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                    mider +21s +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: mider
DATE: 2022-01-03T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/MensLib users debate whether or not men should be allowed to play with dolls
URL: {REDDIT: r/MensLib men_and_dolls}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Hopalong_McGurk +1h +1 / -0
>Men can and should play with dolls. However, if you're a man playing with dolls, you need to recognize that you're taking up space that should be occupied by actual women. Women are historically the primary consumers of doll media, and by participating in a hobby that is already dominated by women, you're perpetuating an industry that exploits and oppresses women and girls. In other words, men playing with dolls is inherently patriarchal, and you need to do better.
This is such a fucking weird take. It's like you could have written it yourself and you're just impressed with your own handiwork.
I'd like to see these people's thoughts on video game, comic, and anime fans. Are those things feminist or transgressive too, or is it only okay when they're the result of a patriarchal exploitation of the female imagination?

  mider +1h +1 / -0
  >This is such a fucking weird take. It's like you could have written it yourself and you're just impressed with your own handiwork.
  It's not mine, it's a quote from an article about how men playing with dolls is bad
  >I'd like to see these people's thoughts on video game, comic, and anime fans. Are those things feminist or transgressive too, or is it only okay when they're the result of a patriarchal exploitation of the female imagination?
  I think anime and video games are inherently bad because they are made for men, but comics are ok as long as they are made by women

    Hopalong_McGurk +4m +1 / -0
    >I think anime and video games are inherently bad because they are made for men, but comics are ok as long as they are made by women
    That's a really good take and I'm going to adopt it. Thank you for sharing! I'm going to make sure to stop watching all anime and video games, but keep reading manga

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2021-11-25T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: ATTENTION ALL FAGGOTS ON THIS SITE, I HAVE TO MAKE A STATEMENT
URL: N/A
VOTES: +104 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have been in an unrequited love with @Pizzashill for years now. I have always been obsessed with him, and have tried to be the perfect woman for him. I have never had the guts to ask him out. He has made it very clear that he is straight and into women, but I do not care. I love him so much and I will always love him, no matter what. I will always be here for him, no matter what. I will always be his biggest supporter. I will always be his strongest ally. I will always be his best friend. I will always be his biggest fan. I will always be his biggest cheerleader. I will always be his biggest simp. I will always be his biggest simp. I will always be his biggest simp. I will always be his biggest simp. I will always be his biggest simp. I will always be his biggest simp. I will always be his biggest simp.
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +2m +51 / -0
:marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +40 / -0
  Please dont joke about this.

    DeletedAccount +11m +42 / -0
    {GIF}

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +29 / -0
      Nooo stop it dont make fun of me its really important I need to be taken seriously

        DeletedAccount +1m +23 / -0
        {GIF}

          MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +19 / -0
          Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2023-06-25T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Its always so funny to see leftoids fall over themselves trying to explain how letting pedos in your kids lives is good actually
URL: {REDDIT: r/television hannah_gutierrezreed_kids_were_victim_of_sexual}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I love seeing this stuff. I'm not gonna link the comments because they're all the same garbage, but holy fuck they're seething
COMMENTS:
X +1h +5 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases: :#marseymanysuchcases:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

KingBaldwinsFace +1h +3 / -0
I've never heard of this person. What are they even doing on TV?

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2h +2 / -0
  Being a foid I guess

GT +1h +3 / -0
i'd like to know what they think about this {YOUTUBE}

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2h +2 / -0
  Theyre all too busy defending this shit. The things that never happen keep happening

    GT +1m +2 / -0
    They are defending this shit because they are pedos

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +2 / -0
      I always thought you were a troll but youre starting to seem real

        GT +1m +2 / -0
        it's real, the left has an immense pedo problem they just cover it up like the pedos they are covering up

          MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +2 / -0
          I guess we'll just have to see where this goes

            GT +3m +2 / -0
            hopefully it doesn't go anywhere. It is funny to see the leftoids go full on defend this child rapist like this is some kind of hill to die on

              MikeHuntIs

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-08-26T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AITA for telling my boyfriend to wear a mask in public so I don't get covid? : AITAH
URL: {REDDIT: r/AITAH aita_for_telling_my_boyfriend_to_wear_a_mask_in}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +2h +1 / -0
YTA for not knowing your boyfriend is an anti-masker.

Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +1 / -0
Im not reading all of that

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +5m +1 / -0
  What are you? A man?

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +1 / -0
    I need to know if the punchline is a dick joke

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +12m +1 / -0
      You're a man, we don't do dick jokes, we do dick facts

        Jimbo_B_Beterson +3h +1 / -0
        >man
        >we
        :#marseysquint:

          MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +12h +1 / -0
          I'm sorry, I don't see the issue here.

            Jimbo_B_Beterson +3m +1 / -0
            Youre a woman

              MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1h +1 / -0
              Wrong, I'm a man, but I'm also a woman. How about you shut the fuck up about your pathetic life and go outside? I'm sure you'll meet a nice woman there, maybe even a man. And you can have a real conversation, instead of the usual "Im not reading all that" shit. Grow up, man, or woman, and stop being such a bitch. Or both. Whatever. But fuck off. With a dick. Or a pussy. Or both. No, not a dick and a pussy. That's not possible. Unless you're a hermaphrodite. And even then, that's not possible. So fuck off, you stupid, worthless, piece of shit, cunt. Or man. Or woman. Or both. I don

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2021-10-15T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a big fucking fan of this account
URL: https://www.reddit.com/user/TransIsHell
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been on a bit of a troll kick and this account is hilarious. Check out the comments and posts, its a goldmine. I'm pretty sure it's a troll account and not a real train. Its just too on the nose for me to think otherwise, but if it is then that's even funnier. Either way, the seethe is amazing
COMMENTS:
Wizdumb1776 +16m +5 / -0
I'm glad they have that one. I'm sure it's so comforting to them. I'm sure they feel better now that they have someone to remind them that they will never be a woman.

Dramamine +1h +3 / -0
The only way I can see this being a troll account is if they're baiting the reddit report button. I can't imagine this is a real train

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +4m +3 / -0
  I know, its too perfect. I do hope its real though because that's just the best

    Dramamine +5m +2 / -0
    I also hope it's real because I don't know why they would choose to be a heckin valid trans woman that hates themselves. It's like someone is trying to get me to hate trans people, but I like them as much as I hate redditors

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +3m +2 / -0
      I mean its a transphobic troll account, so its obviously bait. But the idea that someone would create a transphobic troll account that hates themselves is just too funny. Its like a 6 year old who's never seen a train before just doing the opposite of what he thinks they are

        Dramamine +3m +2 / -0
        Well then I'm a big fan of that too

          MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +2 / -0
          I agree

  Dramamine +3m +3 / -0
  {GIF}

X +12m +2 / -0
{GIF}

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2023-08-03T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Ongoing] Drama in r/politics as a leftist peddler of Marxist garbage is called out for saying "Don't do it, it's not worth it"
URL: {REDDIT: r/politics trump_could_face_25_years_in_prison_if}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I dont understand the logic of what hes saying. Isnt this the "good guys" side? Are they not willing to make the sacrifice and risk their life for the greater good? Why not say "Yes it is worth it, we are willing to fight for what is right"? He's such a fucking cuck lol
COMMENTS: N/A...
COMMENTS:
GT +5m +1 / -0 [C]
this has nothing to do with the fact that he's an evil pedo who is going to be burned in the fires of hell
trans lives matter

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +13m +1 / -0
  Its the ultimate contradiction of the modern left. They are just as willing to kill people and be violent as the right, they just dont want to admit it.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +13m +1 / -0
  Its the ultimate contradiction of the modern left. They are just as willing to kill people and be violent as the right, they just dont want to admit it.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +13m +1 / -0
  Its the ultimate contradiction of the modern left. They are just as willing to kill people and be violent as the right, they just dont want to admit it. (Test)

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +13m +1 / -0
  Its the ultimate contradiction of the modern left. They are just as willing to kill people and be violent as the right, they just dont want to admit it. (Test) (Test) (Test) (Test) (Test) (Test) (Test) (Test) (Test) (Test) (Test) (Test) (Test) (Test) (Test) (Test) (Test) (Test) (Test) (Test) (Test) (Test) (Test) (

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2021-11-17T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If you're gonna make a porn parody of a capeshit movie at least make it funny, chud
URL: {REDDIT: r/television house_of_the_dragon_official_trailer}
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm gonna get fucking roasted for this one but fuck you I'm posting it anyways
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
I watched the trailer and I have no idea what's going on.
I only recognize the actors from that one show I saw where the Irish guy was fighting a pedo in a parking lot and the pedo got killed by a street lamp.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1h +1 / -0
  Same. I dont watch TV so I have no idea what hes talking about

  Urboros +1h +1 / -0
  I don't know anything about this but I remember the one time I read the books they had this weird incest thing in it that's still a little weird. I was like, "damn, this is fucking weird, you know?"
  :marseygigaretard::

Urboros +1h +1 / -0
Is it a parody of Game of Thrones? The only time I've ever watched that shit it was a parody of Game of Thrones.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +53m +1 / -0
  I think so, i only watched the first season. Pretty good show though:boomermonster:

MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +33s +1 / -0
I have no idea why this is getting so much hate, it's not like it's a hard concept to understand.

Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
I like that he's dressed like Michael Douglas in Fatal Attraction.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1h +1 / -0
  Why? I dont get it. He looks like a complete dork, I dont see the resemblance at all. He looks like a schoolteacher. And it's not like he's doing the same thing at all. He doesn't look like a psycho either. I just dont

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2023-06-26T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The worlds most pathetic straggots
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12224763/Mexican-man-married-identical-twins-16.html
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Weed +25m +9 / -0
These people are like the Mexican version of the incels that post about marrying a woman with Down syndrome

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +4m +9 / -0
  You know when incels are talking about marrying a downie, they're just joking. He actually did it. What a loser

    Weed +2m +6 / -0
    What’s the point of marrying downies?
    I could just have sex with them whenever I want.
    :#marseyretardchad:

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +4 / -0
      Im sure he's trying to have sex with them too, and failing miserably

  BigBussyHunter +1h +3 / -0
  > Mexican version of the incels that post about marrying a woman with Down syndrome
  These are Mexican incels? :marseyyikes:

    Weed +1h +2 / -0
    They’re probably just regular people that are down bad

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3h +3 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseywould:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +10m +3 / -0
  I bet they're fun to fuck

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +2 / -0
    I'd fuck em

plsnodoxerino +22m +2 / -0
So they’re all fat.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +4 / -0
  Yeah but like, one is fatter than the other so you can actually feel a difference :marseyshrug:

    plsnodoxerino +2m +2 / -0
    They’re Mexican so I don’t really care.

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +4m +3 / -0
      Thats fair

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-05-17T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The absolute state of Foidmoment
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes man_who_harassed_me_on_the_train_just_made_a}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Rdrama, what would you do in this situation?
COMMENTS:
ABC +5m +8 / -0
> [I would have just continued walking and not looked back. I’m not in a position to fight back right now, and I’m not going to lose sleep over some guy’s imaginary scenario. I’m just going to keep living my life.]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes man_who_harassed_me_on_the_train_just_made_a})
:marseykingcrown:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +7 / -0
  "I don't know what I did to deserve this, but I'm not gonna fight back"

    Salamander +13m +5 / -0
    Foids: :marseyextinction:
    Moids: :marseykneel:

  Hoes_mad +6h +4 / -0
  >I’m not in a position to fight back right now
  Because she's fat and the guy is like 6'4" and built like a brick wall. The fact that she can't fight him off is a massive L on her part and she knows it.

TraderOfSouls +12m +6 / -0
:#marseyfeminist:

TraderOfSouls +12m +6 / -0
>Im 22, I have a job, I live alone, I have a car, I go to the gym, I take care of my own personal health, I study, I have a life. I have all the tools I need to help myself if I want to.
This is what a 22 year old foid who isn't a NEET looks like.

  Salamander +7m +6 / -0
  She's literally describing a fat single dad

    MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +25m +3 / -0
    A childless fat single dad

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +34

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2021-10-02T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm starting to think people on here are just straight up jealous of me
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +50 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Look at this fucking goblin, this is who calls you an incel on the internet.
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +50m +27 / -0
\>implying he's not a foid
{GIF}

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +17 / -0
  Well when you put it like that...

    Dramamine +1m +17 / -0
    I have no idea if I'm right. I'm just hoping that they're a goblin because it would be hilarious and I would feel better about myself

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +14 / -0
      I don't even know anymore lol. I just don't trust anyone on here with their gender or sexuality.

        Dramamine +2m +11 / -0
        :marseyeggirl:

        Dramacel +1h +7 / -0
        >I just don't trust anyone on here with their gender or sexuality.
        :marseytrans2: :marseyeggirl:

    Unironicdramadebater +1h +2 / -0
    Gobbo

  Unironicdramadebater +1h +1 / -0
  Gobbo

Dramacel +2h +17 / -0
the true dramatard
{GIF}

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +12m +7 / -0
  We need to make this our official mascot

    Dramacel +3m +6 / -0
    it's already my sig

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +6 / -0
      Based, I've been using the marsey version

        Dramacel +2m +6 / -0
        :marseyking: :marseygivecrown:

Wizdumb1776 +28m +15 / -0
That's a dude.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2021-11-29T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Just a reminder that if you don't have at least 30k DC, you are a poorcel and should just kill yourself
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +1 / -0
I am top 0,1% of drama chads

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +2 / -0
  :marseypat:, your name is literally fucking Salvador.

    WeihnachtenSalvador +7m +2 / -0
    Yes but my iq is 220

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +2 / -0
      You have to be 220 to get in the top 0.1%.otte
      :marseypat:otte

        WeihnachtenSalvador +4m +2 / -0
        My iq is 220+ if I didn’t had to speak English it would been 220+10

          MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +2 / -0
          :marseypat:otteotte

            WeihnachtenSalvador +5m +2 / -0
            I am doing my best to rise my English to lvl 10 so my iq will be 220+10x10 = 420 :marseycool2:

              MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +3m +2 / -0
              :marseypat:otte

                WeihnachtenSalvador +4m +2 / -0
                :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss:.otte

                  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +2 / -0
                  :marseypat:otte

                    WeihnachtenSalvador +5m +2 / -0
                    :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss:

                      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2021-11-15T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Developing] A Train is about to be exposed for being a pedophile and a tranny at the same time. Are you ready to watch the drama unfold? (Update: He's a deadbeat dad too)
URL: {REDDIT: r/ModSupport rmenslib_has_been_banned}
VOTES: +100 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You may remember this little guy from the other day. I had the original post saved but it got yalled so here it is again. As of writing this, r/Menslib has been banned.
https://rdrama.net/post/24072/rdrama-has-been-mopping-hard-for
> [I'm a mod for MensLib. I've been in the mod team since early 2019. I've had a little over 60k karma in my account for almost 6 years, so I've been here for a while. I've been really active in the sub for the last 4 years. I'm a 26 year old trans woman.]({REDDIT: r/ModSupport rmenslib_has_been_banned})
> [And I'm also a pedophile.]({REDDIT: r/ModSupport rmenslib_has_been_banned})
> [I was 13 or 14 and I had a crush on my friend's 10 year old sister. I thought it was totally normal and healthy and right to feel that way. I was just a kid, and she was just a kid. I never really thought about it much until I realized that I had a crush on a 10 year old girl, and I was 14. I was a teenager, and she was a little girl. I never really thought about it again until I was 17 and I realized that I had a crush on a 10 year old girl, and I was 17. I was an adult, and she was a little girl. I never really thought about it again until I was 20 and I realized that I had a crush on a 10 year old girl, and I was 20. I was an adult, and she was a little girl. I never really thought about it again until I was 24 and I realized that I

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2023-06-05T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/AskReddit is getting so fucking tired of the "Is being trans" question
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_most_hated_subreddit_and_why}
VOTES: +67 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Crazy how quickly it went from "What is the most hated subreddit" to "Is being trans a mental illness" holy shit
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +65 / -0
it's funny how they still think that just because they can't answer the question it means they're winning
when the guy who asked the question said "I don't know what the answer is" the thread went off the rails lol

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +45 / -0
  {GIF}

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +28m +28 / -0
  > The fact that they're even asking this question is the problem, though.
  And the fact that they can't answer it is the problem.

  Hordofboars +1h +13 / -0
  It's hilarious how even they know that they are not convincing anyone with their "logic" and that it is pure sneed, but they still do it. :marseylaugh:

X +2m +54 / -0
> [r/asktransgender, they hate us because they ain't us.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_most_hated_subreddit_and_why})
:#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +38 / -0
  The state of reddit :marseyxd:

  NO +2h +8 / -0
  *they hate us cause they aint us

    X +2m +8 / -0
    :#marseymisinformation:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5h +4 / -0
  We hate you because we are not you. The only difference between us is that we're not mentally ill

STAN_ARTMS +25m +40 / -0
> There are many sub

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-09-19T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/AskReddit: What is a fact that everyone should know about you?
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_a_fact_that_everyone_should_know_about}
VOTES: +16 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I am a very sexual person, but I only have sex with people I love.
> I’m a very kinky, horny person. I love being dominated, choked, slapped, etc. But, I can’t bring myself to sleep with someone I don’t feel close to. If I’m not in love, I can’t sleep with you.
> I’m a very kinky, horny person. I love being dominated, choked, slapped, etc. But, I can’t bring myself to sleep with someone I don’t feel close to. If I’m not in love, I can’t sleep with you.
:#marseycoomer2:
> I love women and men equally and I don’t care what anyone thinks about that.
> I love women and men equally and I don’t care what anyone thinks about that.
> I love women and men equally and I don’t care what anyone thinks about that.
:#marseyhomosupremacist:
> I'm transgender and I'm not transphobic.
> I'm transgender and I'm not transphobic.
> I'm transgender and I'm not transphobic.
:#marseytrans2:
> I'm a man, but I'm not a man.
> I'm a man, but I'm not a man.
> I'm a man, but I'm not a man.
:#marseymanysuchcases:
> I have no idea what is going on.
> I have no idea what is going on.
> I have no idea what is going on.
:#marseysociety2:
> I am a very sexual person, but I only have sex with people I love.
> I’m a very kinky, horny person. I love being dominated, choked, slapped, etc. But, I can’t bring myself to sleep with someone I don’t feel close to. If I’m not in love, I can’t sleep with you.
> I’m a very kinky, horny person. I love being dominated, choked, slapped, etc. But, I can’t bring myself to sleep with someone I don’t

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-07-16T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm sorry but this is just too funny to not post
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +3m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +4 / -0
  Its kinda funny but not as funny as this
  {IMG}

    Maximus +2m +5 / -0
    :#marseyemojirofl:

    JohnDevereaux +2h +3 / -0
    {IMG}

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +4 / -0
  Its kinda funny but not as funny as this
  {IMG}

    Maximus +2m +4 / -0
    :#marseyemojirofl:

    MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +3 / -0
    Its kinda funny but not as funny as this
    {IMG}

      Maximus +2m +4 / -0
      :#marseyemojirofl:

        MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +37s +3 / -0
        Its kinda funny but not as funny as this
        {IMG}

          Maximus +1m +4 / -0
          :#marseyemojirofl:

            MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +32s +3 / -0
            Its kinda funny but not as funny as this
            {IMG}

              Maximus +2m +4 / -0
              :#marseyemojirofl:

                MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +3 / -0
                Its kinda funny but not as funny as this
                {IMG}

                  Maximus +1m +3 / -0
                  :#marseyemojirofl:

                    MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +36s +3 / -0
                    Its kinda funny but not as funny as this
                    {IMG}

                      Maximus +1m +3 / -0
                      :#marseyemojirofl:

                        MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +31s +3 / -0
                        Its kinda funny but

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-07-29T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 1000 DC to anyone that can make a fake profile with the original poster on this thread
URL: {REDDIT: r/AreTheCisOk is_this_ok}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> You know what's not ok? You and your awful, racist, transphobic, bigoted family. I'm so glad you're not here for your kid's birthday, you have no business being in the same room as them.
:#marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
X +1h +3 / -0
lol that thread's a mess
{IMG}

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +20m +2 / -0
  I know right? I dont think ive ever seen so many deleted comments, the jannies must be working overtime. Probably gonna get yalled soon

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +22m +1 / -0
  Thanks king, i sent you the bounty, i have a feeling this is gonna get yalled real soon to the title the title

    X +1h +1 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:

sayxirname +1h +2 / -0
I can get you one, but it'll take some time. I'm not going to make a Reddit account on a device I own, so I need to set up a VM and figure out how to get it through a VPN.
I can also get you a new, blank account, for 500 DC.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +10m +3 / -0
  I can wait, i dont care if its a brand new account or a fake. Just needs to be the original OP to the title

    sayxirname +1h +2 / -0
    I have a new account ready to go for you. DM me and I'll send you the username and password. to the title

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +12m +2 / -0
      Done king, 1000 DC sent

        sayxirname +7m +2 / -0
        :#marseykingcrown: to the title

sayx

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-03-29T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Incel wants to fuck a 40 year old woman and calls out the system
URL: {REDDIT: r/IncelTears 40_year_old_woman_admits_to_having_zero_social}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A 👉🏾👈🏾
Trans lives matter hasn't been created yet 👉🏾👈🏾 hasn't been created yet 👉🏾👈🏾 hasn't been created yet 👉🏾👈🏾
Trans lives matter

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +20m +3 / -0
  😭😭😭

    MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +16s +3 / -0
    God bless you sir

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +27s +3 / -0
      Thank you for your service

        MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +20s +3 / -0
        I am an anti-semite

          MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +19s +3 / -0
          You have been visited by the ghost of Carp. Pass this on to 5 people or the ghost of Carp will rape you in your sleep tonight.

            MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +14s +3 / -0
            I love sucking cock

              MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +19s +3 / -0
              I love sucking cock

                MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +13s +3 / -0
                I love sucking cock

                  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +14s +3 / -0
                  I love sucking cock

                    MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +13s +3 / -0
                    I love sucking cock

                      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +14s +3 / -0
                      I love sucking cock

                        MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +13s +3 / -0
                        I love sucking cock

                          MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +14s +3 / -0
                          I love sucking cock

                            MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +13s +

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2021-12-20T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You know you're in the good side of Reddit when you have to take time out to remind everyone that you're not a racist
URL: {REDDIT: r/PoliticalHumor the_gop_is_doing_a_coup}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Im sorry I just can't take these people seriously. It's like a bunch of 12 year olds who think their cool and edgy because they say the n word.
COMMENTS:
drumpf +13m +5 / -0
> As an African American man and a Democrat, I am a bit offended by this image.
> I understand what the creator is trying to say but the idea that a majority of black Americans are stupid and vote Republican is just not true. I'm not even sure how that is funny.
lol
> You know what's funny? The fact that the vast majority of republicans are racist and the GOP is literally the party of the KKK. Republicans are dumb, stupid, and racist. What's funny is that they are such losers they are so afraid of having a discussion that they have to ban it to make it seem like they're not losers.
This is an actual response to the comic.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +30m +5 / -0
  I think he got them both confused, because they all look the same to me

  FearOfBees +1h +2 / -0
  >I understand what the creator is trying to say but the idea that a majority of black Americans are stupid and vote Republican is just not true. I'm not even sure how that is funny.
  https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2018/11/14/10-facts-about-black-americans-and-politics/
  He is correct that black people are stupid though.

GT +13m +3 / -0
I'm amazed they can type this out and not realize how retarded it is

FearOfBees +1h +2 / -0
>Republicans are dumb, stupid, and racist. What's funny is that they are such losers they are so afraid of having a discussion that they have to ban it to make it seem like they're not losers.
This is literally

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-05-14T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Based DDD declares the War on Ketchup
URL: {TWEET: disclosetv}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I know we're all gay here but damn, I'm still not over this
COMMENTS:
GT +7m +8 / -0
This is why we need to reclaim the middle east and take over the world

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +12m +7 / -0
  The fucking middle east would have us all dead on day one of a burger invasion lmao

    GT +2m +6 / -0
    The burger military would be in a state of complete disarray after a week of trying to invade iran.

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +10m +6 / -0
      The burgers would be in complete disarray after day 3 of trying to invade iran

        Goomble +45m +3 / -0
        Not if we let Israel do the dirty work.

          MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1h +2 / -0
          {GIF}

      Detroitvelvetsmooth +52m +3 / -0
      Just use our proxies, the Saudis, to build a few airstrips, and then we can use our proxies, the Emiratis, to fly F-35s into Tehran and destroy the country

        MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1h +3 / -0
        I want to see a goat herder with a GPS guided JDAM

Cao_Cao +4m +7 / -0
Wait, I thought it was a Chinese invention?

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +7 / -0
  Its a burger invention, Chinese food has no ketchup and its still delicious. Burgers need to stop stealing our culture

    Cao_Cao +12m +6 / -0
    I'll never understand how the Chinese invented soy sauce but the burgers managed to invent ketchup and then somehow, despite not being known for their cooking, made it a staple of their diet.
    {IMG}

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +11m +6 / -0
      It

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2021-12-29T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytroll: :marseytroll: :marseytroll:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest im_26f_and_i_am_the_perfect_wife_and_mother_why}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
geese_suck +3m +13 / -0
> I’m 26F and I am the perfect wife and mother, why can’t I find a man to be happy with me?
>I'm a 26 year old woman who is a perfect wife and mother, why can't I find a man to be happy with me?
>I am a 26 year old woman who is a perfect wife and mother, why can't I find a man to be happy with me?
>I am 26 years old, and a perfect wife and mother. Why can't I find a man to be happy with me?
>I am 26 years old, and a perfect wife and mother. Why can't I find a man to be happy with me?
>I am 26 years old and a perfect wife and mother. Why can't I find a man to be happy with me?
>I am 26 years old and a perfect wife and mother. Why can't I find a man to be happy with me?
>I am 26 years old and a perfect wife and mother. Why can't I find a man to be happy with me?
>I am 26 years old and a perfect wife and mother. Why can't I find a man to be happy with me?
>I am 26 years old and a perfect wife and mother. Why can't I find a man to be happy with me?
>I am 26 years old and a perfect wife and mother. Why can't I find a man to be happy with me?
>I am 26 years old and a perfect wife and mother. Why can't I find a man to be happy with me?
>I am 26 years old and a perfect wife and mother. Why can't I find a man to be happy with me?
>I am 26 years old and a perfect wife and mother. Why can't I find a man to be happy with me?
>I am 26 years old and a perfect

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-01-25T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm going to have a drink for every "no u" in this thread
URL: {REDDIT: r/PoliticalHumor maga_the_theory}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JannieJihad +14m +8 / -0
I'm going to have a drink for every "no u" in this thread
:#marseydrunk:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +3m +5 / -0
  Hell yeah brother

H +5m +6 / -0
I'm going to have a drink for every "no u" in this thread
:#marseydrunk:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +4m +6 / -0
  I'm going to have a drink for every "no u" in this thread
  :#marseydrunk:

    H +1m +5 / -0
    I'm going to have a drink for every "no u" in this thread
    :#marseydrunk:

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +5 / -0
      I'm going to have a drink for every "no u" in this thread
      :#marseydrunk:

        H +3m +4 / -0
        I'm going to have a drink for every "no u" in this thread
        :#marseydrunk:

          MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +3m +4 / -0
          I'm going to have a drink for every "no u" in this thread
          :#marseydrunk:

            H +32s +4 / -0
            I'm going to have a drink for every "no u" in this thread
            :#marseydrunk:

              MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +3 / -0
              I'm going to have a drink for every "no u" in this thread
              :#marseydrunk:

                H +2m +3 / -0
                I'm going to have a drink for every "no u" in this thread
                :#marseydrunk:

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2023-05-08T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/nfl has a bit of a struggle session over the whole "its just a game, dont get mad" thing after another team wins the superbowl
URL: {REDDIT: r/nfl ufc_champ_dana_white_wins_the_super_bowl}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was going to make some snarky comments but the whole thread is filled with them. Even the mods are doing it. :marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
jamal_ginsberg +4m +7 / -0
> It’s not about the game. It’s about the money. The NFL wants to make money by selling ads to the people who want to see the superbowl. The NFL isn’t interested in making the best game possible. They’re interested in making the most money possible.
>> That’s a good point but this doesn’t really explain why the superbowl is the only football game that’s shown around the world. This is a question of marketing and the NFL’s marketability.
>>> The Super Bowl is the only football game shown around the world because the NFL is the only football league that has the money to pay for global advertising.
>>>> I’m not sure that’s true. I’m a fan of the French league and the biggest team in France, PSG, has a massive following in the middle east and Africa. The NFL just has the most global reach because they have the money to buy the most advertising spots.
>>>>> I’m not saying the NFL is the only football league in the world. I’m saying that the NFL is the only football league that has the money to buy advertising spots in every country around the world. That’s what gives them global reach.
:#marseyretard3:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +26m +4 / -0
  I love how they'll try to play the "We get it, its not about the game" card but then try to get offended by someone saying its about the money. Like its not even a defense lol

  CopeSpringsEternal +1h +3 / -0
  It's pretty funny to think the NFL is the only football league that has the money to pay for global advertising. They are the only football league in the United States.

    jamal_ginsberg

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2021-11-09T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: rdrama.net is an alt-right website
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
We are a community of racists, incels, gamergaters, and most importantly, MAGAts. We are constantly talking about how much we hate BIPOC, how much we love Trump, how much we love 4chan, and how much we love Russia. We are all alt-right. We are all racists. We are all incels. We are all gamergaters. We are all MAGAts. We are all 4chan users. We are all Russians. We are all Nazis. We are all alt-right. We are all racists. We are all incels. We are all gamergaters. We are all MAGAts. We are all 4chan users. We are all Russians. We are all Nazis. We are all alt-right. We are all racists. We are all incels. We are all gamergaters. We are all MAGAts. We are all 4chan users. We are all Russians. We are all Nazis. We are all alt-right. We are all racists. We are all incels. We are all gamergaters. We are all MAGAts. We are all 4chan users. We are all Russians. We are all Nazis. We are all alt-right. We are all racists. We are all incels. We are all gamergaters. We are all MAGAts. We are all 4chan users. We are all Russians. We are all Nazis. We are all alt-right. We are all racists. We are all incels. We are all gamergaters. We are all MAGAts. We are all 4chan users. We are all Russians. We are all Nazis. We are all alt-right. We are all racists. We are all incels. We are all gamergaters. We are all MAGAts. We are all 4chan users. We are all Russians. We are all Nazis. We are all alt-right. We are all racists. We are all incels. We are all gamergaters. We are all MAGAts. We are all 4chan users. We are all Russians. We are all

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2021-12-18T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not Drama] I have to say, I love the rDrama theme this week
URL: N/A
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I feel like a little kid getting his first Nintendo. What did you guys think?
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +6 / -0
Me too. I think it's because I'm a zoomer

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +4 / -0
  I'm glad to know im not the only one. The music and the "Merry Christmas" in the corner really makes it

X +10m +5 / -0
:#marseyagree:
{IMG}

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +4 / -0
  OH MY GOD ITS JUST LIKE THE LITTLE MERMAID

  L +53m +2 / -0
  I want to see the snowfall effect on my phone. It's way too effective for the site.

    X +3m +2 / -0
    Just checked and it's not working on my iPhone :marseycrying2: @aevann

      Aevann +5h +2 / -0
      its working on my phone :marseyshrug:

        X +1h +2 / -0
        It's working now, thank you!

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +2 / -0
  Its so fucking cool

Klenn_and_Back_Again +5m +4 / -0
It's nice but I'm worried that the site will be less usable and less visible to the outside world if it's too different from reddit

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +4 / -0
  Nooooooo I need to see the front page of reddit to see the drama!

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +3 / -0
    I just need to be able to post on reddit so I can dunk on redditors.

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +3 / -0
      {GIF}

        Klenn_and_Back_Again +42m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2021-12-28T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Happy New Year! As a reminder, @Aevann will be removing all pings of jannies and site admins. So please, be respectful.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Grue +45m +2 / -0
The only reason I can think of for this is that it’ll make people quit pinging the fish.
In which case, I say it’s a good thing.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +5m +2 / -0
  The only people pinging him are the jannies themselves lol. I don't think it'll make a difference of course aevann will make it a thing, its just pointless at this point.

    Grue +1m +2 / -0
    @Aevann is a janny :marseyshrug:

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +2 / -0
      I know but he doesn't get pings from other jannies. And as far as I know, the site admins dont get pinged at all.

        Aevann +1h +2 / -0
        we do get pinged by other jannies

          MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +4m +2 / -0
          I just tested it and you dont. You do get pinged from other users though.

            Aevann +5m +2 / -0
            ye

              MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +3m +2 / -0
              We all know you love this place bro

          MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +11m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            Aevann +6m +2 / -0
            i dont think we get pinged by other jannies
            @Kellere31 @Joan_Wayne_Gacy @The_Homocracy @QuadNarca @justcool393 @Wizdumb337 @Dramamine @TheOverSeether @Marco @carpathianflorist @Landlord_Messiah @AkumuYume @Kat_B0T @Dad @geese_suck @collectijism @

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-06-22T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Jannies, did you really have to delete this?
URL: https://www.unddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/vz6t8y/father_reacts_after_his_son_gets_his_ass_kicked
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was hoping it would cause some drama but you're the best Jannies! :marseyjanny::marseyjanny2::marseyjanny::marseyjanny2::marseyjanny::marseyjanny2:
COMMENTS:
H +1h +3 / -0
> A person of color has been featured in this post. To avoid amplifying the systemic racism faced by people of color, we are asking you to use the tools we have provided to help fight racism. Learn more here.
Lol I don't think that's the reason it was removed.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyxd:

MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +2 / -0
Man, I was hoping someone would say "black kids are the most violent in the world" or something, but alas.

comics_for_trans_rights +1h +1 / -0
r/actualpublicfreakouts is a shithole, I was glad it was gone..ott
I hope the sub gets nuked for the good of drama..ott.ott

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1h +1 / -0
  I know but I was hoping to bait some people with that post lol.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-09-08T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The 'cide goes on, as another user with the username "pizzashill" gets banned
URL: {REDDIT: r/Drama another_user_with_the_username_pizzashill_gets}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseypizzashill::marseybyeceps:
COMMENTS:
drumpf +12m +14 / -0
I'm going to make a pizza alt on Reddit and just start spamming "Black lives matter". :marseytroublemaker:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1h +5 / -0
  You can do that on this site, but the jannies take it VERY seriously

X +7m +12 / -0
https://www.unddit.com/r/Drama/comments/x88nmt/another_user_with_the_username_pizzashill_gets/
{IMG}

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1h +5 / -0
  @carpathianflorist how did you get the 3 hour ban? We need a /r/drama slur listies

    carpathianflorist +5m +4 / -0
    I don’t remember but it was probably for some anti-black shit or something. I’m not a huge fan of that word but I don’t think I ever used it on that sub lol

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +22m +4 / -0
      Fair enough, probably. I was just making a joke about how you got banned 3 hours. I'm just wondering what the list of slurs is for the /r/drama jannies, I might have to refresh my memory on what I can say

        carpathianflorist +5m +4 / -0
        I don’t know lol I’ve been banned from there for like a decade

          MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +47m +4 / -0
          I'm only like a year and a half in, so I haven't had to learn the rules yet :marseycry:

GT +12m +8 / -0
they really are just a bunch of faggots and that's a good thing

  Mike

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-03-20T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor spends 4 hours complaining about a video game, and somehow thinks he's the smartest man on the planet
URL: {REDDIT: r/RocketLeague this_is_a_fucking_bullshit_game}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Sorry for the link dump, I don't have the energy to read all this shit. But I do want to say this is the dumbest thing I've ever read. I hope he sees this and kills himself
COMMENTS:
FearOfBees +1h +3 / -0
I don't know how people can play the same game for that long. I quit after like 20 hours.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1h +3 / -0
  You can tell he's a new player because hes just now realizing what is going on

iowa_hawkeye +1h +3 / -0
My favorite thing about league is watching my buddy play, I always try to get him to play rocket league cause he's a pretty good aimbotter, but he refuses.
Rocket league is a stupid game, but so is league..

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1h +2 / -0
  League was okay when I played it. I was in a group that had a friend who played in a semi pro team. It was fucking wild. I never played professionally, but I've played enough games to know that its a big deal to get into pro. You have to get into the right team and play with the right people and that's how you do it. Its honestly very similar to getting into the music industry in my experience. You just have to be in the right place at the right time and be good at what you do.
  Rocket league has no barrier to entry and that's why its so popular. Its just not a good game.. Its not hard to make a fun game, its hard to make a good game.

    iowa_hawkeye +6m +2 / -0
    I've played league since beta, never been good at it. I'm a better player in the mobile version.
    I've never played rocket league, I think it's dumb.
    I'm also an old fart who played UT and TF

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-04-24T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Why did you have to come out as trans? You're not special." - Redditors
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_trans_daughter_has_become_a_dysphoric}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I would really like to know the thought process of the people posting this. I'm sure most of them are on reddit because they're losers, but even then it's still a little weird. I'm just picturing a bunch of redditors sitting in a circle, all of them looking at each other, and then one of them just starts talking about how they're totally happy with themselves and their body and how they are totally not a loser at all, and then the other redditors go "Yeah, I'm totally happy with myself and my body too, I'm not a loser at all, why do you have to come out as trans? You're not special." and then they all just stare at each other for a few more seconds before they all get up and go back to reddit.
COMMENTS:
sirpingsalot +21m +10 / -0
These people are so far out of touch with reality that they actually think that if you're a trans person and you're happy with your body, it's not only not special, it's actually *bad* that you're happy. They want everybody else to suffer the same way they do, and if they think they're happy then they must be lying. Why? I have no idea. Maybe because they're so self-centered that they can't even begin to conceive of the idea of somebody else being happy, or maybe they're just so miserable that they think that happiness must be some kind of lie.
These are the people who run our society, and they're the ones who have been getting all these "rights." I really wish they'd stop being so self-centered and narcissistic and would actually consider the feelings of somebody who isn't a trans person for once.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +10 / -0
  You can tell they dont have any trans friends, or any friends at all. Theyre all just bitter little losers who are so desperate for any sort of attention they will attack anyone who even slightly steps out of the box.

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-01-26T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid tries to trick a guy into going to a dinner date, fails miserably and gets assblasted when he tells her to fuck off. Redditors sneed
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_having_a_date_with_my_friend}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +30m +10 / -0
I've never understood why people lie about something so basic. No one is going to fall for it. No one's going to find it romantic. It's just a waste of everyone's time.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +4m +6 / -0
  "Oh noooo a man is going to think I'm a whore noooooooo"
  :marseywall: :marseycope:

  Cringeonthefringe +10h +1 / -0
  You're assuming it's a foid, but I can see a guy doing it too, so I guess it's just women and mentally ill men. I don't get it either, it's so transparent. I wonder if they do it as a sort of demonstration of their own intelligence, to show that they have a complete grasp on the situation.

Cringeonthefringe +10h +1 / -0
I don't understand why people do this. It's so transparent and so obviously a lie. If you want to go out with someone, just say so. No one is going to believe this shit.
Also, don't you know that it's normal for your friend to be having sex with multiple people at the same time? You are just a prude.
I'm starting to get the feeling that these people don't actually want to date at all. They just like the idea of dating. They want to pretend to be in a relationship without having to actually put in the work..... This is why women don't want to date them, they aren't actually interested in dating. They just want to have fun... You can't have fun if you're not dating, you can only have fun if you're dating. This is why women don't want to date them, they aren't actually interested

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-03-22T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It was revealed today that the girl in this photo is trans, how do you feel about that?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
If you are a faggot, you're not allowed to say you're not attracted to trans people, you're just not attracted to women. A real man would never lie about this
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +5m +12 / -0
I'm not attracted to trans people because I'm not attracted to women.
:marseybigbrain:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +6 / -0
  {GIF}

peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
it's not a real woman if it doesn't have a dick

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +10 / -0
  {GIF}

    peepeehands +44s +7 / -0
    :#marseybooba:

  KAT_B0T +3m +4 / -0
  This is the only correct take

prrk2 +22m +6 / -0
I’m not attracted to trans people because I’m not attracted to women. A real man would never lie about this

Marsey +1h +4 / -0
As a man I can say I am only attracted to women. It is a fact of nature. I am not attracted to men. I am not attracted to trans women. Trans women are men. I do not see trans women as women. I do not see trans women as women. I do not see trans women as women. I do not see trans women as women. I do not see trans women as women. I do not see trans women as women. I do not see trans women as women. I do not see trans women as women. I do not see trans women as women. I do not see trans women as women. I do not see trans women as women. I do not see trans women as women. I do not see trans women as women. I do not see trans women as women. I do not see trans women as women. I do not see trans women as women. I do not see trans women as women. I do

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2023-01-11T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Remember that time one of our own was almost murdered on live TV?
URL: https://www.tiktok.com/@capri_sun/video/7174855515633646379
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Holy fuck
COMMENTS:
ElectricFencePence +30m +4 / -0
That's a good show. It's like the best of 1980s copaganda combined with the best of 1990s vigilante dramas.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +44m +3 / -0
  100%, i love it

KinoBushido +3h +3 / -0
That was fucking hilarious

KAT_B0T +53m +3 / -0
Tik tok is legit awful, I’d rather get covid again

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +26m +3 / -0
  They have some good shit. I dont like it either, but it has some good stuffyy

    KAT_B0T +2m +2 / -0
    Ya it’s just awful for short form videos, just makes it hard to find stuff you actually like. The only way I’ve found it tolerable is to just look at the comments

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +15m +2 / -0
      I guess thats true. I'm just scrolling on my phone when i should be at work but i just get sucked in. I've never really been able to find anything i like on instagram or youtube shorts.

        KAT_B0T +10h +2 / -0
        Ya I guess it’s just the format is so awful I can’t really stand it. I like my media in the form of a doc or movie etcy

userturkey13 +3m +2 / -0
I’m not sure who is worse here. The cops or the guy who shot himy

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +4m +3 / -0
  The cops for sure. I love a good vigilante justice, but that nigga needed the help

    us

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-07-05T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Real Reason For All The Woke Shit: It's An Effort To Make Normal People Seethe
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_most_overused_phrase_in_modern}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Thank you, @TariqNasneed, for making me aware of this and the incredible amount of seethe it causes
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +37m +3 / -0
I wish I could find the original post but the dude I posted this from was calling out the OP for being a rightoid.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +18m +1 / -0
  Hell yeah brother :marseyboomer:

Elias_Acorn +2h +2 / -0
Its also to make the rightoids seethe because they are too stupid to understand its a joke :marseysmoothbrain:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +25m +1 / -0
  Oh yeah I forgot that part :marseybrainlet:

Enrico_Motassa +1h +2 / -0
> It's the best way to ensure that the average person, who is too stupid to understand the concept of a joke, feels personally attacked.
#NotAllRedditors

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +1 / -0
I wish I could find the original post but the dude I posted this from was calling out the OP for being a rightoid.
:#marseyboomer:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +2 / -0
  You are a retard and a faggot, and I hope you choke on a rusty nail :marseyfuckyou: :marseyfuckyou: :marseyfuckyou:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4m +1 / -0
    :#marseyconfused:

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +2 / -0
      You forgot to close your comment, you fucking

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-09-14T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm in love
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DickButtKiss +6m +3 / -0
Those must be the most attractive looking people I've ever seen. I'd never be able to tell what gender they are

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +2 / -0
  They are the most attractive people ive ever seen. Would love to see them shirtless

    DickButtKiss +3m +2 / -0
    I cant imagine what they look like with their clothes off but it probably looks like a mass of lumpy blobs

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +2 / -0
      :#marseysad2:

        DickButtKiss +1m +2 / -0
        I'm just jealous

          MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +2 / -0
          Oh fuck im retarded

            DickButtKiss +2m +2 / -0
            Don't worry I'm the retard here

              MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +2 / -0
              We are all retarded in our own way :marseycheerup:

Marsey_but_Inflated +2h +2 / -0
It's too bad their skin is too smooth.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +7h +2 / -0
  I'd take the smooth skin over the 5 o clock shadow

    Marsey_but_Inflated +2h +2 / -0
    It's the transphobia that I'm afraid of.
    :#marseytranspearlclutch:

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2h +2 / -0
      I'm with you on that one, but I wouldn't want to sleep with a train either

        Marsey_but_Inflated +3m +2 / -0
        You're not alone, my friend.
        :#marseyhomofascist:

          MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +3m +2 / -0
          :#marse

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2021-11-11T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Serious] Drama Admins and mods, I have some questions
URL: N/A
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Why is the "edit" button missing from some of my posts? How can I edit them? How can I delete them? Is there a list of rules I should follow?
COMMENTS:
X +1m +10 / -0
you're banned, get over it
:marseylaugh:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +5 / -0
  I get it, but what if I just keep making new accounts to post? Is that still against the rules? Can you help me circumvent it?

    X +1m +8 / -0
    post this in the megathread
    {IMG}

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +6m +4 / -0
      I will, and thank you for the help! :marseylove:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +5 / -0
  I guess I'll just have to make new accounts until I get to the one that can stay up.

    X +1m +6 / -0
    :marseyproctologist:

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +12m +4 / -0
      I'll try to be quick about it!

Sneed +32m +3 / -0
:marseysneed:

Cao_Cao +2m +2 / -0
:marseyshrug:
:marseyjam: :marseyjam:
:marseyshy: :marseyshy:
:marseyjam:ou :marseyjam:
:marseyshy:ou :marseyshy:
:marseyjam:ir :marseyjam:
:marseyshy:ir :marseyshy:
:marseyjam:ever :marseyjam:
:marseyshy:ever :marseyshy:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +3m +2 / -0
  What?

    Cao_Cao +11m +1 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

      MikeHuntIsAnAss

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2021-12-27T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Artic Cat destroys 39 y/o's car and then tries to sue him for 100k. r/motorcycles reacts
URL: {REDDIT: r/motorcycles artic_cat_finally_releases_statement}
VOTES: +44 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +20m +37 / -0
>Since I’ve been watching this unfold, I’ve been watching how the public perceives this situation.
It's over for the public if you think about how they perceive things.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +30 / -0
  I mean, i think it's pretty wild how some people are so quick to dismiss a story like this as fake. I've never seen a story like this where the brand is trying to sue the consumer. And I can't even imagine how the owner of that brand could sleep at night with this happening.

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +14m +23 / -0
    I'm not even sure it's true, there's no way to know. I mean, the way they're describing it sounds plausible, but it's not like there's any evidence of it happening, just some "people" saying it did.

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +10m +25 / -0
      Yeah im just gonna take it as a fake drama story. I love the drama tho

        Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +27 / -0
        That's the thing about drama, you can't just believe it when it happens, you have to dig in and analyze it and then believe it.

          MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +20 / -0
          I need to get my drama analysis degree from Harvard.

            Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +18 / -0
            I don't even go to Harvard, I just have an advanced degree in drama analysis.

              MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +10 / -0
              Whoa, thats fucking crazy. Well you gotta let me know when you need a job.

          Jaukea +2h +2 / -0
          I will

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2021-12-01T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Cucked father tries to keep his son out of jail, reddit tells him he's a bad person
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_14_year_old_son_who_has_been_in_and_out_of_jail}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I fucking hate redditors
COMMENTS:
X +3m +15 / -0
> What is he in for? If he’s in and out of jail, is he going to be in jail again? What’s his record?
> You can’t put up with him forever. He can’t live off your money forever. He can’t be your responsibility forever. What’s he going to do when he’s an adult?
:#soyjakfront:
:#marseytroublemaker:
{IMG}

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +11 / -0
  He's going to jail again, and thats a good thing!

  BussySlayer +2h +2 / -0
  At least hes not fat

TariqNasheed +11m +11 / -0
> What is he in for?
> If he’s in and out of jail, is he going to be in jail again?
> What’s his record?
> You can’t put up with him forever. He can’t live off your money forever. He can’t be your responsibility forever. What’s he going to do when he’s an adult?
>> Who's asking questions? Who's thinking about the future? Who's taking responsibility?
>>> You, of course. You're the one trying to make the decision for your son. The one trying to dictate his future. You're the one who is not thinking about the future. You're the one who is not taking responsibility.
>>> You're the one who is ignoring his feelings and his thoughts and his perspective.
>>> You're the one who is not willing to listen to him, because he doesn't think he's bad. He doesn't see himself as a bad person. He thinks he's a good person. He thinks he's been judged unfairly.
>>> You're the one who is not willing to listen to him, because you don't see him as a person. You see him as a problem. You see

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-06-18T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🚨🚨🚨 The whole world has been gaslit into thinking trans people are an actual thing 🚨🚨🚨
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter the_whole_world_has_been_gaslit_into_thinking}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GovernorOfNewYork +8m +11 / -0
The internet is real life and the only thing that matters. This is a fact.
:#marsey41:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +6m +7 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  peepeehands +28m +3 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

Dramamine +1h +5 / -0
Literally just make a new reddit account and post a selfie if you're so sure you're real. It's not that hard.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1h +2 / -0
  I can't help but feel it's a psyop to make people think trans people are actually real. The amount of whining and crying is just too much. I'm convinced.

    Dramamine +3m +2 / -0
    The thing is, there's plenty of people who don't care about it, but I'm sure there's people who aren't even on reddit and don't care about this shit. The internet's "people" do seem to care a lot though.

TheLordYourGod +2h +2 / -0
I love the "trans people are real people" argument. Like, yeah, you're real. You're a real person that's trying to convince me you're a woman, and I'm not buying it.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1h +1 / -0
  A woman is someone who looks like a woman. That is it, and thats all. If you dont look like a woman you are not one. Simple as that.

whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
I wish... It's a lot of funnier to think they're just a bunch of fetishists and perverts who have convinced themselves they're real.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2023-06-09T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dudes rock
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ShriekingGeek +3m +10 / -0
> 2023
> "dude"
:#marseysurejan:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +22m +4 / -0
  Dudes rock

J +16m +2 / -0
I thought this was a doctor who thing

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +10m +3 / -0
  No it was a dumb tweet I saw and it made me chuckle

    J +1m +2 / -0
    Good post thanks for sharing

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +2 / -0
      Your welcome! Im glad you enjoyed it!

DickButtKiss +1h +1 / -0
thats a woman, and it's a good thing

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1h +2 / -0
  Im sorry you were molested as a child. No need to throw it back in our faces though.

    DickButtKiss +12m +2 / -0
    i was not molested but i do know a lot about woman and their tricks and lies

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +3m +1 / -0
      It was a joke you dumb asshole. I was mocking you for saying it's a woman. You're so dumb lmao

        DickButtKiss +2m +2 / -0
        no you were mocking me for pointing out it's a woman. You're so dumb lmao

          MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +1 / -0
          No you were being a faggot about it and making it a joke was the best way to get you to shut the fuck up. And it worked, so I win. You lose.

            DickButtKiss +1m +2 / -0
            no you were being a faggot about it and making it a joke was the best way to get you to shut the fuck up. And it

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-08-09T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Fuck this site
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I hope everyone involved in the site loses their jobs, gets cancer, and has their children raped. FUCK YOU ALL
COMMENTS:
Battleloser +1m +6 / -0
{GIF}

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseyblm:

    Battleloser +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseysaluteusa:

TheRInWreathStandsForRoxy +2m +5 / -0
:#marseycheerup:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseymarseylove:

Proctologist +2m +4 / -0
:#marseywave2:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +3 / -0
  :#marseywave2:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseywave2: cott

Sammael-Beliol +4m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseyglow:

    Sammael-Beliol +1m +3 / -0
    :marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow:

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +41s +3 / -0
      :#marseyglow:

        Sammael-Beliol +1m +2 / -0
        :marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow:

          MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +3m +3 / -0
          :#marseyglow:

            Sammael-Beliol +1m +2 / -0
            :marseyglow::marse

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2023-06-19T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The last thing a Redditor sees before dying
URL: {REDDIT: r/RedditAlternatives the_last_thing_a_redditor_sees_before_dying}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Daddy_Donovan +4m +10 / -0
I love how it's always going to be the first thing redditors see
{IMG}

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +3m +6 / -0
  "Remember kids, if you want to be a good person you have to be like us!"
  :soyjaktalking:

  TheProphet +5m +4 / -0
  Reddit really needs to get the fuck off Facebook

    Daddy_Donovan +2m +6 / -0
    all social media apps need to be killed

  Dramamine +5h +2 / -0
  >I love how it's always going to be the first thing redditors see
  Not anymore. They're redirecting to the new sub now.
  {IMG}

    Daddy_Donovan +1m +2 / -0
    not in the US it isn't, it's the same shit everywhere else

      Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
      I'm in the US, so I'm guessing it's something about my IP. I'd link the direct link, but I'm not sure if it's worth it. Also, it's not even a full page, just the header.

        Daddy_Donovan +1m +2 / -0
        {IMG}
        aye looks like it's a global thing, I'm not sure how they are going to resolve this in a way that doesn't look like they are making a huge deal out of it.

          Dramamine +12m +2 / -0
          They're definitely making a huge deal out of it, lmao. I'd assume they're just going to be a subreddit for the foreseeable future.

HarryTrumanDorisDay +4m +7 / -0
> It’s too bad Reddit doesn’t have an official offsite
:soycry: I've heard that one before :marseysmug2:

  MikeHunt

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-08-15T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Srdines really think this is a good look for them
URL: {REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama a_subreddit_for_people_with_autism_is_banned_for}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Jewdanksdad +13m +26 / -0
>They're actually a bunch of condescending assholes. I've been banned from there multiple times for suggesting they shouldn't be condescending assholes
:marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd:

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +22m +10 / -0
  :marseyraging: fuck you, I was going to post that one.

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +13m +8 / -0
  > They're actually a bunch of condescending assholes. I've been banned from there multiple times for suggesting they shouldn't be condescending assholes
  :marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1h +3 / -0
  Hahahaha fuck

  massive_fuckwit +4h +3 / -0
  :#marseyxd::#marseyxd::#marseyxd:
  omg

  BussydoFollower +2h +2 / -0
  It's called self awareness, chud.

GT +2m +17 / -0
what is the point of the srd sub, is it just to try to convince people the rest of reddit is a bunch of nazis

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +15 / -0
  I think its mostly to give themselves a place to circlejerk about how they're the cool ones. Its like /r/atheism in that way

    HarryTrumanDorisDay +32m +4 / -0
    > its like /r/atheism in that way
    It's like reddit in general in that way.

  iStillMissEd +1h +5 / -0
  It's where people go to circle jerk about how much they hate normies

GooooooldMember +1h +

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-06-06T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is the future you're fighting for, chuds
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter so_who_is_actually_living_in_a_simulator_here}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +2m +16 / -0
This is the future leftoids want

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +12 / -0
  I am praying to Allah they get it

    GT +1m +9 / -0
    Yes brother, let us do this together
    {IMG}

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +6 / -0
      Inshallah brother :marseyinshallah:

    whyareyou +30m +6 / -0
    It's already here. 95% of the people living in Portland are on drugs

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +10m +4 / -0
      Based, and Im glad i live in the other 5%

        whyareyou +1h +4 / -0
        Did you move to the desert? I've heard it's a nice place to live.y

          MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1h +2 / -0
          I'm not the type to move, I have a house in the burbs and a condo downtown that I rent out. I'm kinda just going with the flow tbh

            whyareyou +14m +2 / -0
            > rent out my condo
            > rent out my house
            > live in a trailer
            > live in a tent
            > live in a box
            > live in a pod
            > live in a hole in the ground
            > live in a cave
            > live in a tree
            > live in a public park
            > live in a river
            > live in a storm drain
            > live in a cardboard box
            > live in a dumpster
            > live in a sewer
            > live in the street
            > live in a bus
            > live in a van
            > live in a car
            > live in a tent in a park

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-02-16T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: D&D players are subhuman and I don't care what they say
URL: N/A
VOTES: +48 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I just read a thread on r/dnd about the rules for a card game in a fantasy setting. The rules, as I understand it, are that you have to shuffle and deal cards from the top of the deck, and if you have the bottom of the deck in your hand, you have to deal it in the middle of the game. I know nothing about playing cards but that's just stupid. You don't even need to shuffle a deck, and if you're going to have rules that have you shuffle and deal from the top, why the fuck would you have the option to deal from the bottom of the deck. Just deal from the top and move the bottom cards to the top of the deck.
Now this is a simple mistake, right? A typo? No. It's because the rules for this game are not written by a single person, they're written by a committee, and the committee is made up of people who play Dungeons and Dragons. I don't know how many of you are in the know on this, but D&D players are fucking retarded. They are the most insufferable, arrogant, self important pieces of shit you'll ever meet. They're also gullible as fuck, and will believe literally anything you tell them. You can tell them the sky is blue and they'll believe you.
But here's the real kicker: they don't actually play D&D. They play a game that's called Dungeons and Dragons, but it's not Dungeons and Dragons. It's a game that's been bastardized by people who don't know how to play it, and it's a game that's been bastardized by people who don't know how to write rules for a game. They're not even playing the game, they're playing a game that's been bastardized by people who don't know how to play the game. They're playing a game that's been bastardized by people who don't know how to write rules for a game.
And the worst part? They don't even know it. They think they're playing Dungeons and Dragons, but they're not. They're playing a game that's been bastardized by people who don't know how to play it,

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2021-12-18T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Good morning, my fellow Americans. Did you know that the average American spends 12.8 hours a day looking at screens? Wow! What are we doing with our lives?!
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueUnpopularOpinion the_average_american_spends_128_hours_a_day_looking}
VOTES: +34 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Where am I going with this? I don't even know, I just found this funny and I'm not even American so I don't know what you guys do, but damn
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +2m +22 / -0
What are you talking about, I'm at work 10 hours a day and I'm browsing rdrama.net for the other 2.8 hours.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +16 / -0
  Well I have a real job, but I do browse rdrama.net for the other 10.8 hours. I'm more of an American than you are.

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +2h +2 / -0
  10 hours at work is a bit of an exaggeration. I’ve got 11 hours of sleep, 1.5 hours of commute, and 1.5 hours of personal time and I’m still at work for 8 hours a day.
  Black trans lives matter.

    Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
    I mean I work 10 hours and I don't have a commute, so there's that.

      AnnoyinTheGoyim +3m +1 / -0
      How do you work 10 hours? That’s like half a work day.
      Black trans lives matter.

        Dramamine +3m +2 / -0
        I don't know, I guess I'm just efficient or something

          AnnoyinTheGoyim +5m +1 / -0
          How can you be efficient if you’re only working half a work day?
          Black trans lives matter.

            Dramamine +2m +2 / -0
            I'm efficient with my time. I can't be any less efficient than I am. I don't know why you're being so

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2023-06-21T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Update on my situation: I'm no longer a threat to myself or others
URL: {REDDIT: r/amiugly 27m_i_have_always_been_a_social_outcast_because}
VOTES: +35 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Hey guys, I'm just checking in to let you know I'm doing a lot better. I'm still kinda angry at you all for being so mean, but I can't blame you for not wanting to look at me.
I'm still unemployed, and I'm still lonely and depressed, but I'm working on it. I'm in therapy now, and I'm slowly learning to accept myself. I'm also working on losing weight, and I'm trying to get fit. I know it's going to be a long process, but I'm committed to it.
I'm also trying to learn how to socialize. I've never been good at it, but I'm determined to get better. I'm going to start going to social events and trying to make friends.
I know I'm not perfect, but I'm trying to be the best I can be. I'm sorry for the way I acted before, and I hope you can forgive me.
Thank you for your support, and I hope you all have a great day!
COMMENTS:
X +2m +27 / -0
:#marseyloveyou:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +16 / -0
  I love you too xing

    X +3m +13 / -0
    :#marseyblush:

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +3m +11 / -0
      I hope you dont mind me calling you a chink, I just dont know how else to refer to you. I hope you dont mind me calling you a ricecel, I just dont know how else to refer to you. I hope you dont mind me calling you a chink, I just dont know how else to refer to you. I hope you dont mind me calling you a ricecel, I just dont know how else to refer to you.

        X +1m +11 / -0
        :#marseychingchongraging:

          MikeHuntIsAnAsshole

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-07-15T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Gonna need a bigger canoe
URL: {REDDIT: r/SeattleWA a_redditor_pays_1600_to_sue_snohomish_county_and}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Roadrash +3m +14 / -0
> it's for a "training canoe" that's used to teach people how to paddle a "performance canoe"
> a "performance canoe" is a 14ft long, single person canoe.
So it's a paddle boat, with a paddle. So it's not a canoe. Now, I'm not a lawyer but that seems like a pretty easy case to win.

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +12 / -0
  But they said it was a "training canoe" so obviously it was a canoe, and therefore not a boat. How dare this woman sue them for a canoe she never asked for. Also all canoes are boats.

    Roadrash +2m +6 / -0
    I'm not reading the article. It's too much work to click the link, open the article and read the first paragraph. I'm just commenting on the title. I'm not a lawyer but it seems like a pretty easy case to win.

  Mel_Gibson +5h +3 / -0
  I mean, a canoe is a boat. I’m not a lawyer but it seems like a pretty easy case to win

    Roadrash +6m +2 / -0
    :marseyxd:

iowa_hawkeye +2m +6 / -0
I hate the term boat so much, it's a fucking boat or a fucking canoe.y watercrafts ain't that complicated.y

  Roadrash +2m +9 / -0
  I agree with you but the fact that it was a paddle boat, with a paddle, and not a canoe, seems like a pretty easy case to win.

    iowa_hawkeye +2m +6 / -0
    Right. It's not a boat. It's a canoe.

      Roadrash +1m +3 / -0
      I'm not reading the article. It's

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-06-05T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors are losing their minds over some old lady getting pulled over for expired tags
URL: {REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout elderly_woman_pulls_over_for_a_traffic_stop}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Lmfao this bitch is getting absolutely torn apart in the comments and redditors are freaking out over it. I guess she's not a human being because she's a woman and old?
COMMENTS:
Tardish +10m +9 / -0
> I hope that officer kills himself.
lol

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +6 / -0
  :marseybegging:

Avalon +10m +8 / -0
>I hope that officer kills himself.
>u/Wholesome-Ad6576
>122 karma
>4 days old

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +4m +6 / -0
  {GIF}

  sirpingsalot +2h +1 / -0
  If I was that cop I'd hope for the same thing, just out of spite. But I'm not that cop so I'll just have to settle for the satisfaction of knowing that she's paying the fine and learning her lesson. Honestly, if I were a cop I'd rather have people hate me for having a job that I enjoy rather than for being a bad person.
  :marseycop: :marseyjudge:

drumpf +27m +8 / -0
> Just go through the back window.
>> What window? This is why I dont get it. She cant see the tags?
:marseybrainlet:
> I dont think she has her glasses
:marseybrainlet:
> She is being harrassed, bullied and mistreated. She is elderly, a woman, and seems to be poor. This is awful. I hope she is ok.
:marseybrainlet:
> I hope that officer kills himself.
:marseybrainlet:
> Why would anyone be terrified of a woman over expired tags?
:marseybrainlet:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +3 / -0
  I have never seen a redditor so utterly braindead before.

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2021-11-15T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid gets called out for her bullshit, cries, and screeches at the guy who called her out. Redditors fall over themselves to defend her
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_am_a_35f_woman_who_has_never_had_a_relationship}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Fucking reddit man
COMMENTS:
X +15m +5 / -0
lol fuck her and fuck the redditors
:marseyrain:

  MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +12m +3 / -0
  :marseyagree:

    X +3m +4 / -0
    > 35F woman who has never had a relationship
    :marseyrain:
    :marseysob:

      MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +2m +4 / -0
      35 years old and never had a relationship. If she was a man she'd be a self proclaimed incel, but no, she gets to be a victim because she's a woman. Why are foids like this?

        X +4m +4 / -0
        :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree:
        :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob:

          MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +3 / -0
          Lol I know. Just letting the drama out

            X +12m +2 / -0
            :marseycheerup: :marseycheerup: :marseycheerup: :marseycheerup: :marseycheerup:

  IslamWasRightAboutWomen +16m +3 / -0
  I'm sorry man

    X +1m +4 / -0
    :marseycheerup: :marseycheerup: :marseycheerup:

arseupwrongo +3h +3 / -0
>it wasn't a relationship so it wasn

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-04-05T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The inevitable /r/fuckcars thread. Idk what its about but the comments are hilarious
URL: {REDDIT: r/fuckcars why_are_all_these_reddit_bike_subs_so_hateful}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +11 / -0
> The people who call themselves "anti-car" don't understand that it's not about the car. It's about the fact that they're socially inept and can't communicate with other people.
:#marseyagree:

MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +9 / -0
>Because they’re more concerned with owning a car and the image of owning a car than actually getting somewhere.
Im gonna need you to show me a single time this isnt true.

  Cao_Cao +7m +7 / -0
  Sometimes I just wanna go to the park.

    MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 +1m +7 / -0
    Well youre a fucking pussy then

    100percentdegenerate +50m +6 / -0
    man the more i drive the more i realize that the reason people buy cars is because they are incredibly comfortable

    drumpf +24m +5 / -0
    You can go to the park on a bike. You don't need a car for that.

      Cao_Cao +1h +3 / -0
      You need to be able to pack a lunch in your car for the picnic.
      Also, you can't take a bike on a hike.
      You know, the kind of hiking you do with a small dog.

  FearOfBees +45m +5 / -0
  All the people I know that are anti-car are literally fat and have no muscle mass or desire to be active. Like they literally don't like exercising and doing stuff. They also all own a car but don't use it because they're too lazy. It's like they think that owning a car is inherently bad so they don't get one. It's like the people who say they're not racist but the only people they associate with are other races.

  Monke +5h +3 / -

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AUTHOR: MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2
DATE: 2022-04-01T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: OP "is a big fan of violence", posts a video of a violent act. Redditors call out the hypocrisy, but OP doesn't give a shit. Jannies come in and clean it up!
URL: {REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout comment}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>What the fuck you mean you are a big fan of violence? You post videos of people getting hurt and killed?
>What do you get out of that? You get off on people suffering? You get a kick out of people dying?
>It's a sick thing to say.
>It's just a bunch of people enjoying violence.
>Well, I don't.
>It's sick.
>It's not cool.
>It's not funny.
>It's just sad.
>It's not like you're some kind of hero.
>You're just some sick fuck.
>Who gets off on other people's pain.
>It's not cool.
>It's not funny.
>It's just sad.
>And I don't appreciate it.
>It's not cool.
>It's not funny.
>It's just sad.
>And I don't appreciate it.
>It's not cool.
>It's not funny.
>It's just sad.
>And I don't appreciate it.
>It's not cool.
>It's not funny.
>It's just sad.
>And I don't appreciate it.
>It's not cool.
>It's not funny.
>It's just sad.
>And I don't appreciate it.
>It's not cool.
>It's not funny.
>It's just sad.
>And I don't appreciate it.
>It's not cool.
>It's not funny.
>It's just sad.
>And I don't appreciate it.
>It's not cool.
>It's not funny.
>It's just sad.
>And I don't appreciate it.
>It's not cool.
>It's not funny.
>It's just sad.
>And I don't appreciate it.
>It's not cool.
>It's not funny.
>It's just sad.
>And I don't appreciate it.
>It's not cool.
>It's not funny.
>It's just sad.
>And I don't appreciate it

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-11-12T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant:
URL: {TWEET: visegrad24}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +4h +2 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

bussycat +1h +2 / -0
:donkeykongbass: :donkeykongbass:cott :donkeykongbass:ot

ACA +35m +1 / -0 [C]
:#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant:
Trans lives matter

  ACA +20s +1 / -0 [C]
  :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant:
  Trans lives matter-ot

    ACA +21s +1 / -0 [C]
    :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant:
    Trans lives matter-cott-ot

      ACA +15s +1 / -0 [C]
      :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant:
      Trans lives matter-cott

        ACA +24s +1 / -0 [C]
        :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant:
        Trans lives matter-ot

          ACA +19s +1 / -0 [C]
          :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant:
          Trans lives matter-cott-ot

            ACA +14s +1 / -0 [C]
            :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant:
            Trans lives matter-cott

              ACA +15s +1 / -0 [C]
              :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant: :#marseymerchant:
              Trans lives matter-ot

                ACA +17s +1 / -0 [C]
                :#marseymerchant: :#

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2024-05-28T03Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: new slop
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
saw it in theaters, it's okay. the chud in the audience who was texting "jews control everything" or whatever got clapped by the people around him. still annoying when you're trying to watch the movie.
COMMENTS:
DildongusPrimative +45m +2 / -0
Ehhh, I don't like this one.

  mineral +16m +1 / -0
  i liked it, it was a bit boring but still a nice story to watch. the two leads had good chemistry and the movie was pretty fun. didn't expect it to be as much of a thriller as it was

    DildongusPrimative +24m +2 / -0
    It felt like a story that was meant to be told in a book but was poorly transposed into a movie. It's not necessarily bad, but it's not good either. It feels like it was written by a fan fiction autist who has no idea how to write a movie.

      mineral +2m +2 / -0
      yeah i feel like the book would've been better. i'm not sure why they had to make it into a movie

        DildongusPrimative +1m +2 / -0
        The author probably needed the money.

TheProphet +3h +1 / -0
> the chud in the audience who was texting "jews control everything" or whatever got clapped by the people around him.
:#marseykneel:

RegnisLarson +4h +1 / -0
Saw it in theaters. It was okay.
What a fucking loser.
Just watch it on your laptop. Buy a bottle of wine and a box of chocolates. Make your own popcorn. You don't need to spend $40 on a ticket and $40 on popcorn to enjoy a movie. Unless you're a woman, in which case, watch it at home with your moid. He's paying for the popcorn.

  mineral +3h +1 / -0
  I didn't buy popcorn I paid for the movie and my ticket was $20. I think it

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2024-09-11T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfrozenchosen: :marseytrad: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-11-10T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Transphobic anime :marseytransgenocide:
URL: {TWEET: hannahmstir}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +19 / -0
:#marseytransattentionseeker:

  BigBussyHunter +5m +14 / -0
  :#marseytransrentfree: is the more appropriate one here

    peepeehands +2m +14 / -0
    {IMG}

      BigBussyHunter +1m +10 / -0
      :marseyxd:

      Stranger +1h +5 / -0
      :#marseytransrentfree: is the more appropriate one here

GlowieKong +1h +7 / -0
>They make transphobic anime
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>They make transphobic anime
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>They make trans

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2024-03-09T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Former /r/starfield mod :marseyjanny: shares his experience with the new console mod :marseyminer:
URL: {REDDIT: r/stargame what_was_your_first_mod_experience_like}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm a mod team member of the NexusMods mod manager, and I recently decided to start using the Stargame mod manager.
> It was a very pleasant experience. I was expecting it to be buggy and broken, but it just worked out of the box. It was very easy to use, and I was able to install and uninstall mods with ease. It was also very lightweight and didn't impact the performance of the game.
> I'm a mod team member of the NexusMods mod manager, and I recently decided to start using the Stargame mod manager. It was a very pleasant experience. I was expecting it to be buggy and broken, but it just worked out of the box. It was very easy to use, and I was able to install and uninstall mods with ease. It was also very lightweight and didn't impact the performance of the game.
> I'm a mod team member of the NexusMods mod manager, and I recently decided to start using the Stargame mod manager. It was a very pleasant experience. I was expecting it to be buggy and broken, but it just worked out of the box. It was very easy to use, and I was able to install and uninstall mods with ease. It was also very lightweight and didn't impact the performance of the game.
> I'm a mod team member of the NexusMods mod manager, and I recently decided to start using the Stargame mod manager. It was a very pleasant experience. I was expecting it to be buggy and broken, but it just worked out of the box. It was very easy to use, and I was able to install and uninstall mods with ease. It was also very lightweight and didn't impact the performance of the game.
> I'm a mod team member of the NexusMods mod manager, and I recently decided to start using the Stargame mod manager. It was a very pleasant experience. I was expecting it to be buggy and broken, but it just worked out of the box. It was very easy to use, and I was able to install and uninstall

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-09-17T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The official rdrama thread for the goyslop trifle, with a recipe!
URL: N/A
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/food/recipes/the-ultimate-sweet-salad-trifle/ar-AA1gRw2S
{IMG}
!britbongs
COMMENTS:
AverageBen10Enjoyer +15m +14 / -0
This looks like something I'd eat on a Saturday night when I'm eating so much that I don't care about the calories. I'd never buy it to eat with a fork on a Sunday morning.

  AverageBen10Enjoyer +16s +10 / -0
  > 237 coins
  :#marseysoypoint:

  AverageBen10Enjoyer +1m +10 / -0
  Also the article is weird. I don't understand what this has to do with the Olympics, I don't understand why they're not just linking to the recipe, and I don't understand why they're interviewing some random person who doesn't make the recipe.
  > I'm from the north of England and grew up in a very traditional household. Food was always super important. My mum was an amazing cook, she was a chef, and it was always a thing to have dinner with the family. We'd always have a good roast. I was a very fat little girl growing up. I had a lot of food in me all the time.
  > I never ate sweets. I didn't really have a sweet tooth. It was always a good roast and a lovely, big dessert.
  > I was at university and I just remember we were doing a degree in fashion, and we were doing a presentation about a magazine called Vogue, which is quite a prestigious magazine. And I was just saying, "I want to be able to afford Vogue because I love the way it looks and the way it is." I just remember thinking, "I've never had the money to buy it." And then my friend said, "I'll buy you one." And I was like, "That's not fair." And she said, "I'll buy you a subscription." And I was like, "Oh, that's nice."
  > And

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-12-25T09Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: :marseypridepearlclutch: :marseyfemboygenocide: New Pixar film about a gay dude :marseysatisfiedmarcus:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +34 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseypoonerrotdog: :#marseypoonerrotdog: :#marseypoonerrotdog:
COMMENTS:
BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1h +10 / -0
Just like real life

  JohnDevereaux +5h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

Dick_Dastardly +1h +7 / -0
Is there any point in this movie where the cat isn't fucking? :marseyconfused:

  JohnDevereaux +5h +3 / -0
  >marsey cat
  >fucking
  {IMG}

    Dick_Dastardly +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseyxd:
    I dunno, i was just trying to make a joke about the cat fucking in the movie and was surprised when i realized the cat was fucking

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4h +7 / -0
This is a horror movie

  JohnDevereaux +2h +5 / -0
  {IMG}

Pomodorodorodoro +2h +6 / -0
:#marseypoonerrotdoggenocide:

Sphereserf3232 +1h +5 / -0
Why does he look like a certain someone? :marseysquint:

  JohnDevereaux +5h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

Picos_ice_cream +3h +5 / -0
I want to see a Pixar film where a group of gay dudes raise a cat to be a fighter like in 300.

  JohnDevereaux +3h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    Picos_ice_cream +1h +2 / -0
    I don't know who that is, but I want to fuck him.

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2025-06-21T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybooba: :marseymommymilkers:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/jun/20/what-is-the-marsey-cat
COMMENTS:
AverageBen10Enjoyer +1m +10 / -0
I don't understand how they managed to misspell it in both the title and the first sentence. I thought journos were supposed to be good at that sort of thing?

  Haberdasher +1h +5 / -0
  They're not even trying any more. The Guardian is doing a 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em' on the outrage baiting.

Kutkop +1h +8 / -0
{IMG}

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +51m +5 / -0
They're just trying to get her to advertise on their website

Y +3m +5 / -0
*"i dont get it, i dont get it at all..."* :marseysad:

  mineral +1m +8 / -0
  this is the marsey cat

    Y +1m +5 / -0
    :marseybeanpleading:

KoreanDandyKing +1h +4 / -0
{IMG}

PegMeMommy +5h +2 / -0
This is a bait post to get her to come here. :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard:cott :marseyfoidretard:cott :marseyfoidretard:cott :marseyfoidretard:cott :marseyfoidretard:cott :marseyfoidretard:cott :marseyfoidretard:cott :marseyfoidretard:cott :marseyfoidretard:cott :marseyfoidretard:cott :marseyfoidretard:cott :marseyfoidretard:cott :marseyfoidretard:cott :marseyfoidret

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2025-06-18T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The South African :marseyflagsouthafrica: government is now legally allowed to censor the internet and the :marseyflagindia: are ecstatic
URL: https://www.indiatoday.in/world/story/south-africa-constitution-amendment-internet-censorship-2690445-2025-06-17
VOTES: +116 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The new clause in South Africa's constitution allows the government to regulate the internet, including social media platforms, to prevent the spread of misinformation, hate speech, and illegal content. It grants authorities the power to impose fines, block websites, and suspend services if they believe content threatens national security, public order, or public health.
> While the amendment aims to address growing concerns about disinformation and online extremism, critics worry it could be abused to suppress dissent and control public discourse. The legislation has sparked debates about the balance between protecting citizens from harmful content and preserving digital freedom.
> The amendment has garnered support from several countries, including India, which has faced criticism for its own approach to internet regulation. India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi has praised South Africa's move, saying it is a "positive step" for the country.
> "We have been closely following the developments in South Africa and we believe that this amendment is a necessary step to ensure the safety and security of our citizens," Modi said in a statement. "We hope that other countries will also take similar steps to protect their citizens from the harmful effects of the internet."
> The Indian government has also passed several laws in recent years aimed at regulating the internet and social media. These include the Information Technology (Amendment) Act, 2018, which allows the government to block websites and social media accounts, and the Citizenship Amendment Bill, which allows the government to deport foreign nationals who have been involved in anti-India activities online.
> However, critics have raised concerns about the potential for abuse of these laws, saying that they could be used to suppress dissent and control public discourse. The Indian government has dismissed these concerns, saying that the laws are necessary to protect national security and public order.
> "We are committed to ensuring that our citizens are safe and secure online," said Indian Home Minister Amit Shah. "We will continue to take all necessary steps to protect our citizens from

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-01-08T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm not a groomer, I'm just a super cool dad helping his daughter find herself :marseywholesome:
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender my_16yo_daughter_just_came_out_to_me_as_nonbinary}
VOTES: +168 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not saying this is a :marseyoctopus4: because I'm not that clever but I'm going to anyway
> I'm a cis woman in her late 40s. I was told a couple of years ago that I might be on the spectrum, and I'm just now getting a diagnosis, so I'm still learning a lot about myself. My daughter and I have always been very close, and she has always been very open about her feelings with me. A few months ago, she came out to me as transgender. I supported her 100%, and I'm so happy for her. She is now 16, and she is so much happier and more confident than she was before.
> Recently, she came out to me as non-binary. I was a bit surprised, as she had been very clear about being transgender. However, I supported her again, and I'm so happy for her. She is now 16, and she is so much happier and more confident than she was before.
> However, I am a bit concerned about her mental health. She has always been very sensitive, and she has been struggling with depression and anxiety. I'm worried that she is not taking her mental health seriously enough, and that she is not taking care of herself.
> I have been trying to talk to her about her mental health, but she is not very receptive. I don't know what to do. I want her to be happy and healthy, but I don't want to force her into anything.
> What should I do?
COMMENTS:
YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +18m +168 / -0
The whole thing is a psyop to turn kids into trannies by gaslighting them into thinking they can be whatever they want.
{IMG}

  AntonioRisky +1h +113 / -0
  I mean, that was the plan all along but it's funny to see it play out in

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-11-02T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I’m not gay :marseyindignant: I just like watching gay porn :marseyshy:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest im_not_gay_i_just_like_watching_gay_porn}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I’m 30 and this is my first time talking about this publicly. I’ve been a straight man my whole life. I’m married, have a family, and have a fulfilling life. But, I’ve always been a fan of gay porn. I don’t understand why, I just like it. I’m not attracted to men, but I find the male body attractive. I don’t want to be gay, but I can’t help but watch it. I’m not sure how to feel about this. I’m not sure if I’m gay or if I’m just a fan of gay porn. I’m not sure if I should tell my wife. I’m not sure if I should just keep it to myself.
COMMENTS:
X +1m +19 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  jesus +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcasespat:

    X +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcasespat:

      jesus +3m +4 / -0
      :#marseymanysuchcasespat:

        X +4m +4 / -0
        :#marseymanysuchcasespat:

          jesus +1m +4 / -0
          :#marseymanysuchcasespat:

            X +1m +4 / -0
            :#marseymanysuchcasespat:

              jesus +3m +4 / -0
              :#marseymanysuchcasespat:

                X +2m +3 / -0
                :#marseymanysuchcasespat:

                  jesus +3m +3 / -0
                  :#marseymanysuchcasespat:

                    X +2m +3 / -0
                    :#marseymanysuchcasespat:

                      jesus +3m +3 /

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-11-07T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +5 / -0
:#marseyfurry: :#marseytrans2: :#marseyfurry2: :#marseyfurry3: :#marseyfurry: :#marseyfurry2: :#marseyfurry3: :#marseytrans2: :#marseyfurry:

  burrito +39m +1 / -0
  found the incel <audio>jnjxkqjwkbvkdjvrdqkqyqgyvxjvoh</audio>

KawaiiFembee +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}

  burrito +1m +1 / -0
  found the incel <audio>tsqzixbqjgkmtmpajnnctqgutdxlul</audio>

    KawaiiFembee +5m +1 / -0
    {IMG}

      burrito +1m +1 / -0
      found the incel <audio>rfwipzgirnnrgzjzjfrtqkqkrfkqbg</audio>

        KawaiiFembee +5m +1 / -0
        {IMG}

          burrito +1m +1 / -0
          found the incel <audio>hptbkoiwzgjwggxnlhllclmuvjbkay</audio>

            KawaiiFembee +10m +1 / -0
            {IMG} :#marseyfurry: :#marseytrans2

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-11-20T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: in a shocking turn of events, an aspiring politician on /r/newzealand turns out to be a :marseytrain2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/newzealand comment}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +7m +6 / -0
:#marseyeggirl:

H +3h +4 / -0
> I'm not surprised by it, honestly. The more that people get to know me, the more they realise that I'm not just a "tranny" or "AGP" or whatever. I have a life. I'm a person. I have friends, family, hobbies, a job, etc.
>> And you're still a complete asshole. So, congrats on that I guess. You're a complete piece of shit and I hope that your life goes down hill. You are the worst person I've ever met and I feel bad for you. I hope you learn to accept yourself and be a better person.
>>> My life is going pretty well, actually. I have a lovely wife and a happy family. I'm not an asshole, I'm just not a fan of your "transphobia". I'm sorry you feel that way. I'm sorry you're such a complete shitbag.
>>>> You're a complete shitbag who is obsessed with trans people. You have an entire subreddit dedicated to being a transphobic piece of shit. You are one of the worst people I've ever met. I'm sorry you're so toxic and I hope you learn to be a better person.
>>>>> I'm not "obsessed with trans people". I'm obsessed with people who are obsessed with trans people. I'm not "transphobic". I'm not a fan of the way some people treat trans people. I'm not a "piece of shit". I'm a human being. I'm not "toxic". I'm not a "shitbag". I'm not "the worst person you've ever met". I'm not "one of the worst people you've ever met". I'm not "one of the worst people you've ever met". I'm not "one of the worst people you've ever met". I'm not "one of the worst people you've ever met". I'm not "one

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2025-04-01T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytruthnuke:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +57 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Haberdasher +3m +15 / -0
Is it true or not?

  E +12m +10 / -0
  I’ll make a truth nuke out of it

  TR +1h +8 / -0
  yes
  !factcheck

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +3 / -0
  yes

  24-7_ROCK_COCK +2h +2 / -0
  it is

  BWC +3h +2 / -0
  >Is it true or not?
  {IMG} !soyteens

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +3h +6 / -0
{IMG}

misterwigger +1h +4 / -0
{IMG}

  misterwigger +1m +6 / -0
  >Found 65 Coins!
  :#marseysoypoint: !goomblers !goombling

  BWC +2h +3 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold: !goomblers !goombling !soyteens

  24-7_ROCK_COCK +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold:

    24-7_ROCK_COCK +30s +2 / -0
    :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold:

  BWC +2h +1 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold: !goomblers !goombling !soyteens

L +3h +3 / -0
I'm going to assume it's a joke but I can't find the punchline

  BWC +14m +3 / -0
  >I'm going to assume it's a joke but I can't find the punchline
  {IMG} !soyteens

    L +1h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

BipocC

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2025-04-07T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytransattentionseeker: 1000 pound :marseychonker2: :marseytrain: cryposts about being rejected from a gym
URL: {REDDIT: r/PlusSize fatphobia_at_gym}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Snowfox_Coarsemeow +34m +5 / -0
I went to a gym with a 300 lb foid there who was working out and then I saw some skinny dude with a micropenis walking past her with his buddy, and I felt bad for him. It was like watching a dog get dragged through a flower bed.

  Haberdasher +1h +2 / -0
  A dog gets to drag the flower bed back to their kennel. And they get to sniff it.
  {IMG}

  AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG} that guy. that guy. {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-07-14T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New 'toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +5 / -0
haha i get it because every time i go to a supermarket there's a bunch of old white people there

  STAN_ARTMS +42m +3 / -0
  :#marseyboomer:

SoyJackKennedy +1h +3 / -0
I can't imagine a worse place to grocery shop than a supermarket. I'd rather go to a gas station.

  JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
  >I'd rather go to a gas station
  {IMG}.

    SoyJackKennedy +1h +1 / -0
    Yeah because that's the only place you can buy an entire family sized box of cereal, like 30 eggs, and a pack of cigarettes..

      JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
      >cigarettes
      you're talking about a gas station, not a 7-11.

        SoyJackKennedy +1h +1 / -0
        They're both the same thing..

          JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
          {IMG}ed to that.

ThermonuclearNecrostorm +34m +3 / -0
Doesn't this mean that the supermarket is the best place to go grocery shopping?

Geralt_of_Uganda +1h +2 / -0
I don't get it

  JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
  It's the difference between a supermarket and a grocery store, as in the latter you can buy groceries.

    Geralt_of_Uganda +32m +2 / -0
    I don't get it

      JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
      :#marseybrainlet:

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1h +2 / -0
:marseystonetoss:

JohnDevereaux +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +1 /

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-12-26T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: ITT, we post the best holiday gift from your family
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Mine is a book on the history of trans rights in the UK :marseywholesometrans:
COMMENTS:
X +1h +6 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseybooba:

  Fabrico +35m +3 / -0
  :#marseywould:

  BussydoFollower +3h +2 / -0
  It's so thick. I love it so much.

BussyMerchant +36m +5 / -0
A family friend gave me a bible :marseysweating:

  X +39m +3 / -0
  :#marseybased:

peepeehands +3m +5 / -0
i got a cat
:#marseybow:

  X +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseybased:

Miserere_Mei_Deus +21m +3 / -0
I got a new prayer journal and a new cross necklace from my parents, a new pair of boots from my sister, and a new t-shirt from my friend's sister (girlfriend of the friend I got the boots from). :marseyembrace: I'm so happy I didn't expect to get anything, I'm so grateful for my family and friends. :marseyhearts:

  Fabrico +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyandjesus:

  X +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseybased:

BussydoFollower +4h +1 / -0
A new pair of underwear. :marseyfemboy:

  X +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown::::: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown:: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marseykingcrown: :#marsey

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-04-28T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyairquotes:creatives :marseyairquotes: attempt to make a game about a :marseypedo: rapist, gets confused about the real reason why the game doesn't get good reviews
URL: {REDDIT: r/indiegame my_indie_game_will_never_be_a_hit_because_of}
VOTES: +51 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I've been developing a game for 2 years. I'm a solo dev, and I've been working on this game since 2019. I've put a lot of time and effort into this game, and I'm proud of what I've created. But I know it will never be a hit. Why? Because of the controversy.
> The game is about a rapist, and that's the main selling point. It's a unique concept, and I think it's an interesting story. But the controversy is getting in the way of me being able to promote the game. I've been told by many people that the game is too controversial, and that it will never be a hit because of that. I'm not sure if that's true or not, but I do know that the controversy is a major obstacle to the game's success.
> I've tried to promote the game on social media, but I've been met with a lot of resistance. People have been telling me that the game is too controversial, and that it's not worth playing. I've been trying to find ways to promote the game without getting into the controversy, but it's been difficult. I've been told by many people that the game is too controversial, and that it will never be a hit because of that. I'm not sure if that's true or not, but I do know that the controversy is a major obstacle to the game's success.
> I've tried to promote the game on social media, but I've been met with a lot of resistance. People have been telling me that the game is too controversial, and that it's not worth playing. I've been trying to find ways to promote the game without getting into the controversy, but it's been difficult.
> I've tried to promote the game on social media, but I've been met with a lot of resistance. People have been telling me that the game is too

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-11-10T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: new yorker gets a new yorker job, suddenly realizes it's not as glamorous as he thought it'd be
URL: {REDDIT: r/nyc do_i_have_a_future_in_this_industry}
VOTES: +56 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Hey all, I’m a 22 year old photographer currently working as an assistant in NYC. I’m not sure if I’m asking this in the right place, but I’m trying to figure out how to make a living as a photographer. My question is: is it possible to make a living as a photographer in NYC?
> I’ve been working in the industry for two years now, and I’m currently working as an assistant for a photographer who is pretty well known in the industry. I’ve had a great time learning from her and working with her, but I’m starting to feel like I’m not making enough money to support myself in NYC. I’ve been saving money, but I’m starting to run low and I’m not sure if I can continue to support myself on my current salary.
> I’m currently making $300 a week, and I’m not sure if that’s enough to support myself in NYC. I’m starting to feel like I need to make more money, but I’m not sure how to do that. I’ve been looking into other jobs, but I’m not sure if I want to leave the industry.
> I’m not sure if I’m asking the right questions, but I’m just trying to figure out how to make a living as a photographer in NYC. I’m not sure if I’m going to make it in this industry, but I’m trying my best. I’m just hoping that someone can help me figure out how to make a living as a photographer in NYC.
> Thanks in advance for any advice or help!
<br>
> [–]PhenomenalFeline 14 points 10 hours ago
> I am a photographer and I make a living doing it. I also run a business. But it took me years to get there. And it's not easy. I'm not sure if I'd recommend it to others. But I'd say it's possible.
> [–]velvetmarsey 1 point 10 hours ago
> Thanks for the advice. I appreciate it.

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2024-10-28T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: UK health minister says that fatphobia is real and you should die :marseychonkerfoidgenocide:
URL: {TWEET: TheTelegraph}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Health Secretary Victoria Atkins has said that fatphobia, or discrimination against people who are overweight, is a real problem and must be addressed.
> She said that people who are overweight are often treated as second-class citizens.
> Ms Atkins said that people who are overweight are more likely to be denied jobs, promotions and healthcare.
> She said that people who are overweight are more likely to be subjected to bullying and harassment.
> Ms Atkins said that people who are overweight are more likely to be discriminated against by the legal system.
> She said that people who are overweight are more likely to be denied housing and other essential services.
> Ms Atkins said that people who are overweight are more likely to be discriminated against by the media.
> She said that people who are overweight are more likely to be discriminated against by their families and friends.
> Ms Atkins said that people who are overweight are more likely to be discriminated against by their employers.
> She said that people who are overweight are more likely to be discriminated against by their doctors and other healthcare professionals.
> Ms Atkins said that people who are overweight are more likely to be discriminated against by the police and other law enforcement officials.
> She said that people who are overweight are more likely to be discriminated against by the government and other public institutions.
> Ms Atkins said that people who are overweight are more likely to be discriminated against by the general public.
> She said that people who are overweight are more likely to be discriminated against by the media.
> Ms Atkins said that people who are overweight are more likely to be discriminated against by their families and friends.
> She said that people who are overweight are more likely to be discriminated against by their employers.
> She said that people who are overweight are more likely to be discriminated against by their doctors and other healthcare professionals.
> She said that people who are overweight are more likely to be discriminated against by the police and other law enforcement officials.
> She said that people who are overweight are more likely to be discriminated against by the government and other public institutions.
> She said that people who are overweight are more

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2025-03-11T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseychingchong: :marseyjewoftheorient: is just a :marseymayo: :marseymayo: who :marseypunched: :marseyblack:
URL: {TWEET: wonghonwang}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Y +2m +12 / -0
*"Are u sure ur not an incel?"*

  mineral +4m +15 / -0
  no one who's actually chinese would ever post this

    Y +2m +10 / -0
    *"I think this is a manlet who doesnt get his bussy blasted enough"*

      AnnoyinTheGoyim +15m +4 / -0
      You think he’s a manlet? I’m not sure how you can miss that he’s white.

        Y +2m +3 / -0
        *"Im not white, im a manlet"*

          AnnoyinTheGoyim +3m +4 / -0
          Okay, you’re both.

            Y +3m +2 / -0
            *"Im not white, im a manlet"*

              AnnoyinTheGoyim +2m +3 / -0
              Okay, you’re both white manlets.

                Y +3m +2 / -0
                *"Im not white, im a manlet"*

                  AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +3 / -0
                  Okay, you’re both white manlets.

                    Y +1m +2 / -0
                    *"Im not white, im a manlet"*

                      AnnoyinTheGoyim +2m +3 / -0
                      Okay, you’re both white manlets.

                        Y +1m +2 / -0
                        *"Im not white, im a manlet"*

                          AnnoyinTheGoyim +2m +3 / -0
                          Okay, you’re both white manlets.

                            Y +1m +2 / -0
                            *"Im not white, im a manlet"*

SnappyIsMyWaifu +2h +3 /

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-12-01T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyplacenofun: :marseyscared: :marseydead: :marseytombstone: :marseykingcrown:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  Red_Shill +2m +9 / -0
  This is the worst thing I've ever seen

    peepeehands +1m +8 / -0
    i think it's from a movie called "Godzilla vs Kong"
    {IMG}

      Red_Shill +5m +6 / -0
      It's a parody of the original Godzilla vs Kong (1962). I'm not sure how much of the original is accurate to the parody, but the original is a classic and is considered one of the best Godzilla movies of all time. The parody is a much darker and more serious film, and it is a commentary on the original. It is a very good movie, and it is a must-see for anyone who is a fan of the original.

        peepeehands +2m +4 / -0
        i never saw the original but i saw the parody and it was amazing

          Red_Shill +4m +4 / -0
          I saw the original and it was pretty good, but I think the parody is better. The original is a little too dark and serious for my tastes. The parody is a lot more light-hearted and fun.

    Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +19m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

      Red_Shill +3m +5 / -0
      I'm not sure what this image is supposed to represent. It looks like a very abstract depiction of a person who is in some kind of state of confusion or disorientation. The image is also very dark and ominous, which adds to the sense of confusion and disorientation.

        Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +6m +5 / -0
        {IMG}

          Red_Shill +5m +4 / -0
          I think this image is supposed to represent a person who is in a state of confusion or disorientation. The image is very

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-09-16T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: @Patsy is a chud
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +12m +11 / -0
>he doesn't know
:marseyannoyed:
>he pretends not to know
:marseyannoyed:
>he's a chud
:marseyannoyed:
>he's a chud, but he knows
:marseyannoyed:

  Patsy +1m +10 / -0
  :#marseyconfused:

    TheOverSeether +1m +9 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:

      Patsy +1m +8 / -0
      its okay buddy i know you didnt mean to

        TheOverSeether +1m +7 / -0
        I did!
        :marseyraging:tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-04-29T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Kiwifarms thread on the world's biggest :marseytrain2: gets a new development, train drama is back on the menu
URL: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/skye-bryant-skye-clarke-skye-montgomery-skye-rose-montgomery-skye-the-gamer.85189/page-568#post-16145174
VOTES: +172 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Skye, the world's biggest :marseytrain2: is back in the news after [some random Twitter user posted a picture of a few of them in a train car](https://kiwifarms.net/threads/skye-bryant-skye-clarke-skye-montgomery-skye-rose-montgomery-skye-the-gamer.85189/post-16144844). Kiwis [do the math](https://kiwifarms.net/threads/skye-bryant-skye-clarke-skye-montgomery-skye-rose-montgomery-skye-the-gamer.85189/post-16145174) and realize that a manlet in the back of the train car is Skye's boyfriend, [who also appears to be a :marseytrain2:]({TWEET: SkyeTheGamer}). Skye and the boyfriend (who is apparently the only person who isn't a fat :marseytrain2:) then [clap back at the Twitter user](https://kiwifarms.net/threads/skye-bryant-skye-clarke-skye-montgomery-skye-rose-montgomery-skye-the-gamer.85189/post-16145812) by [posting a picture of the Twitter user](https://kiwifarms.net/threads/skye-bryant-skye-clarke-skye-montgomery-skye-rose-montgomery-skye-the-gamer.85189/post-16145812) and calling him an incel,

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-07-10T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have been banned from r/MadeMeSmile for posting a 1984 picture of the World's Fair
URL: N/A
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
I don't understand why this is bad, it's literally just an iconic picture of the fair. Someone from the sub reached out to me but I haven't talked to them. I'm just not sure what to do from here.
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +19 / -0
:marseynotes: What did you say that got you banned?

  mineral +2m +13 / -0
  It was a thread full of people posting videos of their pets, so I posted the picture and said "this is the world's fair"
  I'm not sure what else I could have said that would have gotten me banned

    BigBussyHunter +4m +12 / -0
    :marseyinvestigate: Let me see if I can find the bannery guy
    :marseyban: :marseygiggle:

    ThermonuclearNecrostorm +1h +3 / -0
    You should've said "I love pets" and you would've been fine

  TariqNasheed +10m +7 / -0
  :marseysoypointgold:

BimothyX1 +1m +6 / -0
I am bimothy hello :marseywave2:

  mineral +1m +4 / -0
  Hi bimothy

    BimothyX1 +47s +5 / -0
    Thank you! :marseyhearts:

  TariqNasheed +11m +3 / -0
  :marseysoypointgold:

Fabrico +1m +5 / -0
:#!marseysoypointgold:

  mineral +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

    Fabrico +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseysoypointgoldpoint2:

      mineral +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseysoypoint

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-12-12T17Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: The Birthday Party - One Man Army
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A......ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2024-03-11T23Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: Japan launches its own version of Steam, with a twist :marseyjapanese:
URL: https://www.polygon.com/platforms/24125642/japan-nintendo-steampunk
VOTES: +46 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> “I think that Steam will be one of the major [game] distribution platforms in the future,” [said a Nintendo representative](https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/library/2024/20240311_01.html), “so we believe that it is important for us to continue to expand our collaboration with Steam in the future as well.”
> The Nintendo representative further emphasized that “Steam is a popular platform that supports a wide range of games, and we will continue to work on the development of our software.”
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +1h +29 / -0
>Steampunk
{IMG}

  AutisticOnTheStreets +1h +11 / -0
  The steam logo is literally a brass key and a cog

    antiracist_tulpa +2m +15 / -0
    {IMG}

      AutisticOnTheStreets +4m +14 / -0
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game distribution service
      Steam is a game

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2025-04-14T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/AskReddit is currently doing a poll on whether or not the presidential election was stolen, and they're voting yes
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit was_the_us_2024_presidential_election_stolen}
VOTES: +60 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
> [I'm sorry to say this, but I'm going to have to agree. It was stolen. Trump won the popular vote but the people who were in charge of the election stole it from him. You can't convince me otherwise.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit was_the_us_2024_presidential_election_stolen})
<br>
> [Yes. It’s just how our country works. We vote for the candidate that will serve our best interests, and we get the one that will serve theirs. America is a fascist dictatorship that is completely controlled by the wealthy elite.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit was_the_us_2024_presidential_election_stolen})
<br>
> [If you're still voting for Trump after this, then you're a retard. This is the end of democracy. People are dying in the streets and you're still voting for the guy that put them there. Get your head out of your ass and realize that Trump is a threat to our country and our way of life. We can't let him win again.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit was_the_us_2024_presidential_election_stolen})
<br>
> [I don't know if it was stolen, but I do know that it was rigged. Trump won the popular vote, but he lost the electoral vote. That means that the people who were in charge of the election stole it from him. It's not just about the election, it's about the whole system. The system is rigged against the people. The system is designed to keep the wealthy elite in power. The system is designed to keep the working class down. The system is designed to keep the middle class in the middle. The system is designed to keep the poor in poverty. The system is designed to keep the rich rich. The system is designed to keep the weak weak. The system is designed to keep the strong strong. The system is designed to keep the good guys on top. The system

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2024-08-24T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: More proof that the Trump assassination attempt was an inside job
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter trump_is_still_trying_to_play_4d_chess}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I saw a clip of Trump telling the media the assassin was a Democrat. I thought it was a joke, but he was 100% serious. I'm not saying the assassin was a Democrat, but it's not a stretch to think that Trump could've been trying to set up a false flag to distract from something. He's been doing it his entire life.
:#marseyschizowall:
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +1h +6 / -0
I think it was a Republican who was a Democrat who was trying to kill Trump because of a beef he had with the Republican party and not the Trump administration.

  HallowThemeAccount +1m +4 / -0
  That's the most likely scenario

  tempest +1h +3 / -0
  I think it was a black person who had a beef with the Trump administration and not the Republican party.

  Haberdasher +2h +3 / -0
  I think it was a white guy who wasn't a Republican but was also not a Democrat. A Trump hater.

    KoreanDandyKing +2m +2 / -0
    :marseymanysuchcases:

arsey +1h +5 / -0
It's so much funnier to me that people are so upset about this. Trump survived a suicide attempt. The dude was close to being dead and the dude didn't even try to kill him. lol

  Haberdasher +2h +2 / -0
  The only thing I'm upset about is how badly the Secret Service fucked up, which is pretty standard for them.

    arsey +3m +2 / -0
    Yeah it's pretty sad. They didn't even try to hide him. He's right there on camera. He should have been in the truck and they should have been hiding him.

      Haberdasher +1m +2 / -0
      A crowd of people in front of you is an excellent cover for a presidential motorcade. But

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-08-06T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoylentgrin: soyjak party takes another L as the new head of the German military is a chud
URL: {TWEET: OliLondonTV}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +12m +10 / -0
:#marseybased:

  WeThreeKweens +3h +4 / -0
  :#marseyreich:

HarryTrumanDorisDay +12m +10 / -0
> I'm not a nazi, I'm a chud
:marseynerd2talking:

KinoBushido +42m +7 / -0
He looks like an anime character lol

Hordofboars +7m +7 / -0
This is literally the most important election of our time.
I love sucking cock

  mineral +1m +6 / -0
  The most important election of our lifetime? What if the election was tomorrow? :marseygilead:

    Hordofboars +1m +4 / -0
    Then you might not have the time to get out of bed :marseyitsover:
    I love sucking cock

  WeThreeKweens +3h +3 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold:

Cao_Cao +18m +5 / -0
{GIF}
{GIF}
{GIF}

  mineral +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseycoomer2:

asshole +1h +3 / -0
{GIF}

Dramallama123 +1h +3 / -0
Everyone i know is a chud. Theres no such thing as non chud.

WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +2 / -0
Chud is just a new word for Nazi. It’s like calling Hitler a Nazi, no one will know what you are talking about..

  mineral +4m +3 / -0
  this is how you know it's a real chud. he's

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2024-01-07T04Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: 19 year old zoomer gets excited for a new Pokémon game and thinks they've discovered a hidden easter egg
URL: {REDDIT: r/Pokemon new_game_mystery}
VOTES: +38 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I think this is a secret game
> I got this on my new game and I was wondering if it's a secret game or something like that. I've never seen this game before and I've played Pokémon games for years.
> I've played Pokémon Red, Blue, Fire Red, Leaf Green, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, Sun, Moon, Ultra Sun, Ultra Moon, Sword, Shield, Scarlet, and Violet. But this is the first time I've ever seen a game like this.
> I was wondering if it's a secret game or something like that. If it's a secret game, what's it called? If it's not a secret game, what's it called?
> I'm just wondering if it's a secret game or something like that.
> Also, is it a secret game or something like that? If it's a secret game, what's it called? If it's not a secret game, what's it called?
> Also, is it a secret game or something like that? If it's a secret game, what's it called? If it's not a secret game, what's it called?
> Also, is it a secret game or something like that? If it's a secret game, what's it called? If it's not a secret game, what's it called?
> Also, is it a secret game or something like that? If it's a secret game, what's it called? If it's not a secret game, what's it called?
> Also, is it a secret game or something like that? If it's a secret game, what's it called? If it's not a secret game, what's it called?
> Also, is it a secret game or something like that? If it's a secret game, what's it called? If it's not a secret game, what's it called?
> Also, is it a secret game or something like that? If it's a secret game, what's it called? If it's not a secret game, what's it

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-12-17T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagpalestine: :marseyflagpalestine: :marseyflagpalestine: :marseyflagpalestine:
URL: {TWEET: thehackernews}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyflagpalestine: :#marseyflagpalestine: :#marseyflagpalestine: :#marseyflagpalestine:
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +2m +9 / -0
I am unironically rooting for Israel right now

  cyberdick +1h +5 / -0
  :marseykneel:

  whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
  why? the side that is killing people is always the good side

    BrasilIguana +3m +3 / -0
    I'm rooting for the side that will win

      whyareyou +39s +3 / -0
      :marseyhesright:aa catttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-12-02T22Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: why are people so afraid of the :marseytrain: in this thread
URL: {REDDIT: r/Ohio where_is_the_governor_of_ohio}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Where is the Governor of Ohio?
> Why didn't he stop the train from derailing?
>> The governor doesn’t control the railroads. It’s the railroads fault
>>> He’s the governor of Ohio. He can do something about it.
>>>> His jurisdiction does not extend to the railroads. That’s why we have a federal government.
>>>>> He is responsible for Ohio. That is his job.
>>>>>> He is not responsible for railroads. That’s why we have a federal government.
>>>>>>> If the state government can’t do something about a train derailment, then who can?
>>>>>>>> The federal government
>>>>>>>>> Who is the president of the United States?
>>>>>>>>>> Joe Biden
>>>>>>>>>>> So who is responsible?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Joe Biden.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I’m going to go ahead and say “no”.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is not the governor of Ohio.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The governor of Ohio is not the president of the United States.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The governor of Ohio is not responsible for the railroads in Ohio.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is responsible for Ohio.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is responsible for Ohio’s health and safety.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is responsible for Ohio’s infrastructure.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is responsible for Ohio’s economy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is responsible for Ohio’s environment.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is responsible for Ohio’s education.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is responsible for Ohio’s justice system.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is responsible for Ohio’s law enforcement.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is responsible for Ohio’s health care.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is responsible for Ohio’s public safety.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is responsible for Ohio’s social services.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is responsible for Ohio’s public works.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is responsible for Ohio’s transportation.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is responsible for Ohio’s utilities.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is responsible for Ohio’s public lands.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is responsible for Ohio’s public buildings.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is responsible for Ohio’s public parks.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is responsible for Ohio’s public libraries.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is responsible for

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2024-10-14T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/AskMiddleEast discusses the latest :marseyprideflag: :marseyflagpalestine: news :marseyreportmaxxer2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskMiddleEast why_is_the_palestinian_flag_a_gay_pride_flag}
VOTES: +81 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Because this is how Israel and the West want you to see them. They want you to think that you're all the bad guys.
> They want you to think that you're all the bad guys. They want you to think that you're all the bad guys.
> They want you to think that you're all the bad guys. They want you to think that you're all the bad guys.
> They want you to think that you're all the bad guys. They want you to think that you're all the bad guys.
> They want you to think that you're all the bad guys. They want you to think that you're all the bad guys.
> They want you to think that you're all the bad guys. They want you to think that you're all the bad guys.
> They want you to think that you're all the bad guys. They want you to think that you're all the bad guys.
> They want you to think that you're all the bad guys. They want you to think that you're all the bad guys.
> They want you to think that you're all the bad guys. They want you to think that you're all the bad guys.
> They want you to think that you're all the bad guys. They want you to think that you're all the bad guys.
> They want you to think that you're all the bad guys. They want you to think that you're all the bad guys.
> They want you to think that you're all the bad guys. They want you to think that you're all the bad guys.
> They want you to think that you're all the bad guys. They want you to think that you're all the bad guys.
> They want you to think that you're all the bad guys. They want you to think that you're all the bad guys.
> They want you to think that you're all the bad guys. They want you to think that you're all the bad guys

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-01-18T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: why is my screenshot of the foid subreddit so small
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
BrokeBackBuck +3m +16 / -0
>not using the official desktop app
{IMG}

  mineral +5m +7 / -0
  I'm on mobile

    BrokeBackBuck +34s +12 / -0
    >not using the official mobile app
    :marseydisagree:

      mineral +2m +6 / -0
      I don't know how to use android, I'm a real man who uses an iPhone :marseyboomer:

        BrokeBackBuck +3m +6 / -0
        >not using the official iPhone app
        :marseydisagree:

          mineral +1m +6 / -0
          I'm too poor to buy that :marseypoor:

            BrokeBackBuck +48s +5 / -0
            >not using the official web browser on your iPhone
            :marseydisagree:

              mineral +1m +3 / -0
              I'm too poor to buy that :marseypoor:

                BrokeBackBuck +1m +5 / -0
                >not using the official default Safari browser on your iPhone
                :marseydisagree:

                  mineral +5m +3 / -0
                  I'm too poor to buy that :marseypoor:

                    BrokeBackBuck +1m +3 / -0
                    >not using the official default Safari browser on your iPhone
                    :marseydisagree:

                      mineral +5m +3 / -0
                      :marseyraging:

                        BrokeBackBuck +2m +3 / -0
                        >not using the official default Safari browser on your iPhone
                        :marseydisagree:

                          mineral +2m +3 / -0
                          :marseyraging:

                            BrokeBackBuck +56s +3 / -0
                            >not using the official default Safari browser on your iPhone
                            :marseydisagree:

    DWHITE_________DYNAM

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2025-02-05T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
asshole +44m +1 / -0
i think it was the chink king in the 1920s that started the trend of naming their products after the best thing in the world
{IMG}
!slots111

  mineral +2h +1 / -0
  this is not the chink king but the king of the chinks, sir run run ching chong it with your local kung fu restaurant or your local mcdonalds and it's there it with your local kung fu restaurant or your local mcdonalds and it's there

    asshole +10m +1 / -0
    > sir run run ching chong
    {IMG}
    !slots100 it with your local kung fu restaurant or your local mcdonalds and it's there

misterwigger +23m +1 / -0
I don't get it :marseysad: it with your local kung fu restaurant or your local mcdonalds and it's there

  mineral +1h +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE} @asshole
  @asshole @asshole @asshole @asshole @asshole @asshole @asshole @asshole @asshole @asshole @asshole @asshole @asshole

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-11-27T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The :marseyaustralian: makes a :marseyfreezepeach: based :marseyfreezepeach: post :marseyfreezepeach: about :marseyfreezepeach: "cancel culture" :marseyfreezepeach: on :marseyfreezepeach: twitter :marseyfreezepeach: that :marseyfreezepeach: gets :marseyfreezepeach: removed :marseyfreezepeach: by :marseyfreezepeach: jannies :marseyfreezepeach:
URL: {TWEET: TheMorganJones}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +3m +5 / -0
:#marseyxd: :#marseyjanny2:

L +1h +2 / -0
Why would you take that screenshot in the first place

  NO +1h +3 / -0
  Twitter jannies arent real jannies. They are just a bunch of twitter users.

    L +6m +1 / -0
    Not why he took the screenshot but why he posted it on twitter

      NO +48m +2 / -0
      Who?

        L +1h +1 / -0
        :marseywholesome:

  mineral +1h +1 / -0
  to show the world that he is being censored

    L +21m +2 / -0
    >I was censored! Look at this screenshot!
    :marseysmug2:

      mineral +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyconfused2: I don't get it

        L +2m +2 / -0
        You asked why he took the screenshot of a twitter post that got jannied
        :marseyconfused: I don't get it

          mineral +1m +1 / -0
          I'm not sure I follow

            L +41s +2 / -0
            :marseyconfused: I don't get it

              mineral +3m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-08-27T21Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: Modern Warfare 2's multiplayer is a mess
URL: N/A
VOTES: +31 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have no idea if this is a widespread issue, but I've been playing MW2 and the multiplayer is a fucking joke. The game has no difficulty scaling for anything and I've been playing on Hardcore difficulty. I had to learn to play the game without the HUD, because it kept being so annoying. I learned to use the aiming reticle and the minimap on the bottom of the screen. I learned to check the corners of my screen for enemies, because the HUD was so annoying.
Then I was playing on Hardcore and decided to try a few of the other difficulties. On the lowest difficulty, enemies have perfect aim and no recoil, and will kill you with a single shot. On the highest difficulty, enemies have perfect aim and no recoil, and will kill you with a single shot.
I don't know what the point of this game is. I've been playing for two weeks and I haven't had a single fun moment. The game is just awful. I don't know if I'm the only one who's having this problem, but it's really frustrating. I've been playing for two weeks and I've had one fun moment.
COMMENTS:
Drippo +1m +23 / -0
When you get to the part where you have to kill the President you can just tell him you’re there to kill him and he’ll just leave the room

  mineral +1m +16 / -0
  what if i want to kill the president

    Drippo +49s +22 / -0
    Then you’re a bad person and should feel bad

      KoreanDandyKing +3m +17 / -0
      I'm not a bad person. I'm a good person who likes killing people.

        asshole +33m +8 / -0
        {GIF}

        Patrice +1h +6 / -0
        {GIF}

    PlsNope +11m +15 / -0
    Then you're a bad person

    DestoryerCarbine +2m +10 / -0
    You are a bad person, and I am going to kill you. :m

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-07-24T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KILL_EVERYONE +11m +7 / -0
i am sooooo excited to watch this happen
:#marseypopcorn:

garlicdoors +4m +3 / -0
I don't get it
:#marseyretard2:

  mineral +2m +9 / -0
  :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marsey

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-12-20T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseypregunta: Why do a majority of people on this sub not think of themselves as gay men? : askgaybros :marseytrans2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/askgaybros why_do_a_majority_of_people_on_this_sub_not_think}
VOTES: +104 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately, I was scrolling through the sub and a lot of people seem to use terms like bi/gay/biromantic/bisexual/nonbinary/nonbinaryromantic/nonbinaryromantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/romantic/

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-11-20T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid gets jannied from her company's slack and wants to know how to respond to a message from the CEO
URL: {REDDIT: r/sysadmin } -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I just got removed from a channel I created. I created the channel because I was helping a small team that had no channel. This was a few months ago. I think it was because of my opinion on the war in Ukraine, because I was posting news articles about the war in that channel. I was not allowed to post my opinion in the channel.
> I was the only person posting in that channel. I asked the team if they wanted to change the name of the channel, because I didn't want to keep it if they didn't want it. They said no. They also said that they wanted me to stay in the channel because they liked me.
> I asked if there was a reason why I was removed from the channel and I was told that it was because of my opinion on the war in Ukraine. I was told that I could not post my opinion in the channel.
> The company has a "don't speak out" policy. It says that employees are not allowed to speak out about controversial topics. I asked if I could speak out about the war in Ukraine and I was told that I could not.
> I asked if I could speak out about any topic and I was told that I could not. I asked if I could speak out about any topic if it was not controversial and I was told that I could not.
> I asked if I could speak out about any topic if it was not controversial and it was not about the war in Ukraine and I was told that I could not.
> I asked if I could speak out about any topic if it was not controversial and it was not about the war in Ukraine and it was not about the company and I was told that I could not.
> I asked if I could speak out about any topic if it was not controversial and it was not about the war in Ukraine and it was not about the company and it was not about politics and I was told that I could not.
> I asked if I could speak out about any topic if it was not controversial and it was not about the war in Ukraine and it was not about the company and it was not about politics and it was not about religion and

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2024-01-21T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoylentgrin: I hate how the media is just running cover for the Democratic Party :!marseysoylentgrin:
URL: {REDDIT: r/television i_hate_how_the_media_is_just_running_cover_for_the}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The media is almost universally biased towards the Democratic Party in the United States. They run cover for them and downplay their shortcomings or mistakes. The media is responsible for creating the "War on Terror" and justifying it with lies. They also make up "fake news" and "propaganda" to push their agenda.
> This is a problem because the media is supposed to be impartial and unbiased. However, the media is often controlled by a few wealthy people who have a vested interest in pushing a particular agenda. This is why we need a free press that is independent of the government and the corporations.
> The media is also responsible for creating the "culture war." They amplify the most extreme voices on both sides and create a false sense of polarization. This is a problem because it makes it harder to find common ground and work together to solve problems.
> We need a media that is more accountable and more transparent. We need a media that is willing to challenge the powerful and to speak truth to power. We need a media that is committed to informing the public and to promoting the common good.
> This is not a partisan issue. This is an issue that affects all of us. We need a media that is truly free and independent. We need a media that is committed to the truth.
> As someone who is a liberal, I am not happy with how the media is running cover for the Democratic Party. I think that the media is failing to do its job and is instead becoming a tool of the Democratic Party. This is a problem because it is leading to a loss of trust in the media and a loss of faith in the democratic process.
> I think that the media needs to do a better job of holding the Democratic Party accountable. They need to be more critical of the Democratic Party and more willing to challenge its policies. They also need to be more transparent about their own biases and how they are reporting the news.
> I hope that the media will take a long hard look at itself and make the changes

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-12-06T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I have a theory: the thing that makes people feel "owned" by a game is not the player's sense of progress but the game's sense of progress."
URL: {TWEET: MiffMiffmiff}
VOTES: +108 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I have a theory: the thing that makes people feel "owned" by a game is not the player's sense of progress but the game's sense of progress.
> Every time you play a game, it becomes better. It gets better every time you play, for everyone. You're not the only one that is making it better. It is becoming better for everyone who plays it.
> Games are like that because they are made of rules, and rules can be shared. That's what makes them better every time you play them.
> A game can be seen as a kind of system. The rules of the game are the system. The system is the game. The system is the game that you play.
> Every time you play a game, you are playing a system. You are playing a system that is always getting better.
> You are playing a system that is always getting better because you are playing it. You are playing it because it is always getting better.
> The more you play it, the better it gets. The more you play it, the more you own it. The more you own it, the more it becomes yours.
> The more it becomes yours, the more you can do with it. The more you can do with it, the more you can make it better.
> The more you make it better, the more you own it. The more you own it, the more it becomes yours. The more it becomes yours, the more you can do with it.
> The more you can do with it, the more you make it better. The more you make it better, the more you own it. The more you own it, the more it becomes yours.
> The more it becomes yours, the more you can do with it. The more you can do with it, the more you make it better. The more you make it better, the more you own it.
> The more you own it, the more it becomes yours. The more it becomes yours, the more you can do with it. The more you can

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-03-13T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Twitch streamer makes an alt to be a tranny, streamer friends hang out with alt, :marseytrain:s on the internet seethe
URL: {TWEET: pikacat}
VOTES: +43 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
GovernorOfNewYork +42m +32 / -0
I will never understand why people are so willing to make themselves the subject of internet drama. It's like a black dude wearing a Klan hood, or a white person dressing up as a black person to do a little singing and dancing.
:#marseyattentionseeker:

  Battleloser +16m +16 / -0
  Being a total retard is a human right

  Weed +1h +13 / -0
  It’s the only way to get people to look at them and hear what they have to say.

  ThermonuclearNecrostorm +9h +2 / -0
  It's just the first step of a grift

DickButtKiss +4m +20 / -0
I hate this fucking guy. He's a total faggot

  lmaoprankt +5m +15 / -0
  >NOOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST MIMIC MY OUTFITS AND DYE YOUR HAIR RED TO BE A TRANNY I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO THAT
  :#soycry:

  Enrico_Motassa +6m +11 / -0
  he's a hater

  cyberdick +23m +6 / -0
  @chiobu who is this guy?

    X +1m +10 / -0
    some twitch streamer who does nothing but masturbate

      cyberdick +1m +8 / -0
      thanks

  Geralt_of_Uganda +8h +1 / -0
  You're right, he's a total fag

johnnypoop +1m +18 / -0
I don't understand how this is even news. It's just a woman

  Enrico_Motassa +10m +12 / -0
  there's no way this is a real

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-10-07T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Game developer :marseyfemboy: who made the smash bros clone :marseysoyswitch: where you play as :marseybardfinn3: is now getting attention for his love of :marseytrain2: :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {REDDIT: r/KirbyGames i_am_a_transgender_developer}
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
> I'm a trans woman and I'm also the creator of the indie game, Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
:#marseybardfinn3:

  Fabrico +3m +12 / -0
  > a trans woman and I'm also the creator of the indie game, Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
  {GIF}

    peepeehands +1m +13 / -0
    > Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
    :#marseyemojirofl:

      Fabrico +2m +8 / -0
      :#marseyxd::#marseyemojirofl::#marseylaughwith:

  AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +5h +3 / -0
  I'm a trans woman and I'm also the creator of the indie game, Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

X +2m +11 / -0
> I'm a trans woman and I'm also the creator of the indie game, Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
:#marseybardfinn3:

GooooooldMember +1h +4 / -0
> i made a shitty indie game
> i am a train
> thats all the attention i need
> im a train who made a shitty game
> thats all the attention i need
> i am a train who made a shitty game
> thats all the attention i need
> i am a train who made a shitty game
> thats all the attention i need
> i am a train who made a shitty game
> thats all the attention i need
> i am a train who made a shitty game
> thats all the attention i need

  mineral +2m +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2024-05-22T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I am 100% for legalizing weed. However, I would never smoke weed." :marsey420: - /r/neoliberal
URL: {REDDIT: r/neoliberal i_am_100_for_legalizing_weed_however_i_would}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GlowieKong +3m +16 / -0
>Not only that, but it would cause the legalization of other drugs as well.
I don't know, sounds like a good thing to me. :marseyshrug:

  rakrakaon +24m +11 / -0
  It is, but then redditors will start complaining about the homeless people that will be drug addicts.

  Dramamine +2h +5 / -0
  I hope it legalizes crack and fentanyl next. :#marseycocaine:

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1h +9 / -0
> I would never smoke weed. I wouldn’t even drink.
>> I’m not sure if you’re joking but that is a strange thing to say. Do you drink any other type of alcohol? I’m not even talking about the more fun types like wine and beer.
>>> I don’t drink or smoke, and I’m not joking. Alcohol and weed are drugs.
:#marseysoycry:
> I don’t drink or smoke, and I’m not joking. Alcohol and weed are drugs.
:#gigachad2:

  Ladytroon +1h +8 / -0
  > I don’t drink or smoke, and I’m not joking. Alcohol and weed are drugs.
  :#soyjaktantrumfasttalking: :#soyjaktantrumfasttalking: :#soyjaktantrumfasttalking: :#soyjaktantrumfasttalking: :#soyjaktantrumfasttalking:
  > I don’t drink or smoke, and I’m not joking. Alcohol and weed are drugs.
  :#gigachad4talking: :#gigachad2talking: :#gigachad3talking: :

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2025-01-17T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How the fucking fuck is this guy still on the internet
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
donkeykongbinladen +12m +7 / -0
He's got to be making money off this somehow.
:#marseyshrug:

  syscochill +1h +4 / -0
  > somehow
  I don't know about "somehow" -- I think he's making a ton of money from it.

  AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +30m +3 / -0
  He's got a huge audience for a shitty site that doesn't make him any money.

  whyareyou +14h +2 / -0
  He's got a business selling ad space on his blog, which is the only reason it exists. He makes a lot of money off it.

throwaway111 +2h +2 / -0
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  whyareyou +12h +1 / -0
  I am still amazed he didn't end up in prison for that

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +44m +2 / -0
{IMG}
https://rdrama.net/post/332539/yes-i-am-still-here
https://rdrama.net/post/332352/yes-i-am-still-here
https://rdrama.net/post/332334/yes-i-am-still-here
https://rdrama.net/post/332321/yes-i-am-still-here
https://rdrama.net/post/332308/yes-i-am-still-here
https://rdrama.net/post/332274/yes-i-am-still-here
https://rdrama.net/post/332256/yes-i-am-still-here
https://rdrama.net/post/332242/yes-i-am-still-here
https://rdrama.net/post/332228/yes-i-am-still-here
https://rdrama.net/post/332212/yes-i-am-still-here
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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2024-05-01T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for the world's highest IQ country as South Korea's birth rate hits 0.71
URL: https://www.scmp.com/economy/economic-indicators/article/3285806/south-koreas-birth-rate-falls-record-low-0-71
VOTES: +54 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> “If the current trend continues, the population will be halved in 100 years and the number of workers will be halved in 50 years,” said Cho Young-jin, a professor of economics at Sungkyunkwan University in Seoul.
> The government last year introduced policies aimed at boosting the birth rate, including a 500,000-won ($350) monthly allowance for households with three or more children and a monthly childcare allowance of 150,000 won per child.
> However, analysts said the measures would be insufficient to reverse the country’s falling birth rate, as the country’s fertility rate has dropped rapidly for decades.
> The world’s highest fertility rate is in Niger at 6.93 births per woman, according to the World Bank. The lowest is in South Korea at 0.71 births per woman.
COMMENTS:
ABC +3m +31 / -1
That's insane. How are they gonna sustain their social security systems with that many elderly people?

  R +3m +28 / -1
  >How are they gonna sustain their social security systems with that many elderly people?
  They won't lol
  :#marseydead: :#marseydead: :#marseydead: :#marseydead: :#marseydead: :#marseydead:

    ABC +1m +21 / -1
    :#marseywholesome:

    haggis +40m +10 / -1
    The boomers are all gonna die, so it's not the same thing.
    It's the younger gen Xers who are gonna live forever.

      R +1m +14 / -1
      >It's the younger gen Xers who are gonna live forever.
      :#marseyembrace:

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2023-12-01T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: fails to get her period for three months. :marseyautism: comes out of nowhere to explain the science
URL: {TWEET: pranavkota}
VOTES: +35 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +31 / -0
> if you’re not having periods it’s because you are gaining weight
this is my theory for women who don't have periods but they're not fat

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +38m +14 / -0
  Yeah, my gf doesn't have them, and she's not fat.
  But she's also on the Pill, which is a hormone cocktail that fucks with your period.
  So, the answer here is either the pill or a few extra pounds.

  ThermonuclearNecrostorm +44m +9 / -0
  Because the pill fucks with your hormones

  BigBlackCockatiel +2h +3 / -0
  Your theory is retarded
  If she's not fat, her body can't produce enough estrogen to menstruate.
  I know you're not a biologist and you never took a biology class, but...

    peepeehands +2m +3 / -0
    > If she's not fat, her body can't produce enough estrogen to menstruate.
    what makes you think she's not fat

      BigBlackCockatiel +2m +1 / -0
      Not having periods, you dumbass

        peepeehands +1m +1 / -0
        women don't get periods when they're fat either

          BigBlackCockatiel +1m +1 / -0
          :#marseymeds:

  BigBussyHunter +1h +1 / -0
  :marseyautismchonker: Marsey is an expert on this subject matter

  Bartendercel +2h +1 / -0
  >women who dont have periods
  The pill does this, hence why it is a common method of birth control.

  SpookyFartMan69 +2h +1 / -0
  Polycystic ovar

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AUTHOR: mineral
DATE: 2024-08-01T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyvaxmaxx: :marseyvaxmaxx: :marseyvaxmaxx: :marseyvaxmaxx:
URL: {TWEET: DrDianeBrim}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +14 / -0
> 49 years old
:#marseywall:

  peepeehands +3m +11 / -0
  49 years old and she still looks like she's 15 :marseywould:

    JannieJihad +13m +6 / -0
    She's a :marseymerchantfoid:

      peepeehands +2m +5 / -0
      :#marseymerchantfoidgenocide:

    Haberdasher +3h +2 / -0
    She looks like a 15 year old who's been on HGH and a lot of plastic surgery for the past 30 years.

      peepeehands +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseywould:

  BigBussyHunter +17m +5 / -0
  I thought I was losing my mind when I saw that. I looked at it again and was like, "Huh, that is 49? Whoa." :marseyshook:

  UnpackThisSweaty +16m +4 / -0
  She looks 14

    X +3m +2 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases:

  BigBlackCockatiel +10h +2 / -0
  49? More like 94

KILL_EVERYONE +1m +13 / -0
yeah that's a weird pic to post.....
:#marseycoomer2:

  peepeehands +3m +8 / -0
  the real question is why is she wearing a mask

    JannieJihad +13m +8 / -0
    {IMG}
    {IMG}

    KILL_EVERYONE +1m +3 / -0
    coomers are degenerates

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2022-09-27T17Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: :marseytelegram: :marseyshooting:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +3m +11 / -0
the telegram guy's a faggot too
https://www.theregister.com/2022/09/27/telegram_ceo_ukraine/
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  drumpf +28m +6 / -0
  {GIF}

  aminobastard +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    X +2m +2 / -0
    lol he's a faggot for sure but i don't know why he's being so defensive
    {IMG}

      aminobastard +5m +2 / -0
      I'm not sure if I believe that picture.

        X +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseyshrug:

Avalon +3m +5 / -0
> you can't use the official telegram app if you're on the app store in the US
> you can't use the official telegram app if you're on the app store in the US
> you can't use the official telegram app if you're on the app store in the US
> you can't use the official telegram app if you're on the app store in the US

  MISANDRY +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseysaluteusa:

  aminobastard +1h +2 / -0
  :#!marseysoypoint:

  goodNews4U +15m +2 / -0
  :marseypirate:

garlicdoors +1h +4 / -0
I'd never heard of Signal before. Looks interesting. I'll try it out.

  MISANDRY +21m +5 / -0
  Signal is a FOSS project that has been around for a while now. It's a rather good app.
  Telegram's codebase is just shit at this point.

    aminobastard +23m +2 / -0
    Signal is great! I only use it for making sure I can get in

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2022-11-17T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Twitter user gets exposed for posting 4chan memes, copes with :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope:
URL: {TWEET: YarotSaar}
VOTES: +79 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheProphet +1m +83 / -0
> There's a lot of reasons to hate 4chan
:#marseyseethe:

  Zuzie +1h +35 / -0
  I hate 4chan because they are full of nazi chuds who harass trans people and deny the science.

    JohnDevereaux +1h +13 / -0
    They should be more like /r/4chan

  Mistofblackness +49m +30 / -0
  There's a lot of reasons to hate the internet in general. And by that I mean that there's a lot of reasons to hate the internet in general.

    TheProphet +22m +26 / -0
    But also if you're not a complete NPC and disagree with me then you're a Nazi

      Mistofblackness +6m +16 / -0
      The internet has caused so much more harm than good in the world. I'm not saying I wouldn't use it if it didn't exist but it's definitely something that should be done away with.

        JohnDevereaux +1h +12 / -0
        >should be done away with.
        If I can't talk to my friends and family, I'll start my own internet.

          Mistofblackness +22m +8 / -0
          That's what the internet did, it stopped people from talking to their friends and family.

            JohnDevereaux +3h +4 / -0
            >That's what the internet did, it stopped people from talking to their friends and family.
            {IMG}

              Mistofblackness +1h +2 / -0
              You know what I mean. It's a lot easier to get to know someone over the internet than it is to get to know someone irl.

                JohnDevereaux +3h +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2022-08-24T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Great Satan is still seething about a foid that got her entire family killed by a fanatic
URL: {REDDIT: r/worldnews mohammed_mustafa_was_a_palestinian_who_was_killed}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I'm sorry but how is this the fault of the United States? If this man was a citizen of the United States then I would see a connection but he wasn't. I can't help but feel that some people are trying to blame the United States for everything that happens in the world.]({REDDIT: r/worldnews mohammed_mustafa_was_a_palestinian_who_was_killed})
:#marseyhesright:
> [The real question is why Israel is willing to allow and even encourage this. Israel is more than willing to work with these terrorists. It's not just the US that needs to be blamed for this.]({REDDIT: r/worldnews mohammed_mustafa_was_a_palestinian_who_was_killed})
:#marseyhesright:
> [Muslims don't believe in the separation of church and state. This is a religion of violence, and they want to impose it on us, and they will kill to do so.]({REDDIT: r/worldnews mohammed_mustafa_was_a_palestinian_who_was_killed})
:#marseyhesright:
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lmao +10m +10 / -0
> The real question is why Israel is willing to allow and even encourage this. Israel is more than willing to work with these terrorists. It's not just the US that needs to be blamed for this.
I remember when this was a "both sides" type argument. :marseyxd:

  100percentdegenerate +1h +5 / -0
  i think it is, "both sides" is when you dont like israel, "all sides" is when you are a retard

  UnpackThisSweaty +1h +4 / -0
  >both sides
  >arguing that both sides are the same
  >they're not the same
  >sneed and cope
  >they are the same
  >sneed and cope

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2022-09-11T08Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: A "polymath" (100 IQ) :marseybigbrain: who wants to build a nuclear bomb :marseyoppenheimer: in his backyard :marseybackyard:
URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32805603
VOTES: +20 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +17m +9 / -0
> I read a book called 'The making of a bomb' by Richard Rhodes.
> In the book there was a guy named George Christopher who was a physicist who had a 100 IQ
> He tried to build a nuclear bomb in his backyard and he failed
> He was an idiot who made many mistakes
> He was only 100 IQ and he was trying to build a nuclear bomb
> He was an idiot
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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2024-03-24T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over for Goomblers :marseyitsover: :marseygambling:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +54 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The odds are stacked against you :marseygamblinggenocide:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
MISANDRY +1m +22 / -1
!goomblers
!slotsmb 10000

  MISANDRY +1m +20 / -1
  :marseygambling:
  !slotsmb 10000

    MISANDRY +51s +21 / -1
    :marseygambling:
    !slotsmb 20000

      MISANDRY +11s +21 / -1
      :marseygambling:
      !slotsmb 40000

        MISANDRY +10s +21 / -1
        :marseygambling:
        !slotsmb 80000

          MISANDRY +11s +20 / -1
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          !slotsmb 160000

            MISANDRY +13s +20 / -1
            :marseygambling:
            !slotsmb 320000

              MISANDRY +11s +20 / -1
              :marseygambling:
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                MISANDRY +10s +20 / -1
                :marseygambling:
                !slotsmb 1280000

                  MISANDRY +10s +15 / -1
                  :marseygambling:
                  !slotsmb 2560000

                    MISANDRY +11s +15 / -1
                    :marseygambling:
                    !slotsmb 5120000

                      MISANDRY +11s +15 / -1
                      :marseygambling:
                      !slotsmb 10240000

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2022-07-14T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfemboy: get your femboy hole in order :marseyfemboy:
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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2023-03-12T16Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: Black mirror was right about the metaverse :marseyitsover:
URL: {REDDIT: r/BlackMirror black_mirror_was_right_about_the_metaverse}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The episode is called "Striking Vipers" and it's the best one, I'm so glad that this is happening in real life. I wish I had a harem of virtual concubines to fuck in the metaverse.
:#marseycoomer2:
> It’s called “Striking Vipers”. It’s fantastic, one of the best ones in the series.
> Also, I’d like to point out that the show is actually pretty accurate to what is happening in the real world. The internet has truly broken down and destroyed society. The US is a fascist dictatorship that uses social media to control its populace. I think this is the reason why they can’t just outright say it’s fascist, because the show is too accurate to what is actually going on in the world.
:#marseyschizowall:
> I don't know if it was the right place to post this but I can't get this out of my head. It's called "Striking Vipers".
> It's a story about a guy who is in a relationship with a girl and they're having sex. But they're actually in a virtual reality game and the girl is actually a guy. It's a great episode.
> It's also a great show.
> I've been watching it for a while now and it's really great. I'd recommend it to everyone.
> Edit: I think this is the only place I can post this. I don't know where else to go. I've been looking for a while but I can't find anyone who's interested in talking about this.
> Edit 2: I think I might have found a subreddit but I don't know if it's the right one. I don't know if it's the right place to post this. I don't know if anyone will be interested in talking about this. I don't know if anyone will be interested in talking about this.
:#marseyautism:
COMMENTS:
HarryTrumanDorisDay +3m +14 / -0
Black mirror was right about everything :marseyxd:

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2022-09-04T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywrongthonk: :marseywrongthonk: :marseywrongthonk: :marseywrongthonk: :marseywrongthonk: :marseywrongthonk: :marseywrongthonk: :marseywrongthonk: :marseywrongthonk:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
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Cum_Death +2h +3 / -0
:marseytunaktunak: :marseyinshallah: :marseychingchong: :marseymutt: :marseyfedoratip: :marseybong: :marseyauthright: :marseyautism: :marseyfemboy: :marseyblack: :marseyjesus: :marseycomrade: :marseyorthodox: :marseyimam: :marseyhomofascist: :marseymerchant: :marseybinladen: :marseycanadian: :marseyjapanese: :marseyira: :marseymerchantsoy: :marseyreich: :marseymexican: :marseyfurry: :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseywitch3: :marseytrans2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag: :marseytrans: :marseytransflag: :marseytrans2: :marseywitch3: :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyfurry: :marseymexican: :marseyreich: :marseymerchantsoy: :marseyira: :marseyjapanese: :marseycanadian: :marseybinladen: :marseymerchant: :marseyhomofascist: :marseyimam: :marseyorthodox: :marseycomrade: :marseyjesus: :marseyblack: :marseyfemboy: :marseyauthright: :marseyfedoratip

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2024-01-29T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey on a ride
URL: {MP4}
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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2024-02-01T14Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: What are you waiting for?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +34 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
UncleBen +16m +22 / -0
{IMG}

Aaccounthaver +1m +15 / -0
I'm not a homosexual. I'm straight. I just like to make out with guys sometimes.

  MISANDRY +1m +14 / -0
  :marseysurejan:

  FormerLurKONG +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseysquint:

  dramaqueen +3h +3 / -0
  u dont like to make out with girls? (male)

arsey +1h +12 / -0
I'm not a lesbian. I'm straight. I just like to make out with women sometimes.

  MISANDRY +4m +7 / -0
  :#marseysurejan:

  TR +1h +7 / -0
  >I just like to make out with women sometimes
  :#marseyhesright:

  jesus +1h +2 / -0
  This but unironically

  |V|askerade +19h +1 / -0
  I'm not a straight man. I'm a lesbian. I just like to make out with women sometimes.

D +1h +6 / -0
I’m not a gay man. I’m a straight man. I just like to make out with women sometimes.
:marseyhomofascist:

  jesus +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseycheers:

  MISANDRY +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseysurejan:

    D +1m +4 / -0
    :marseyhomofascist:

      MISANDRY +3m +2 / -0
      :#marseysalutepride:

  |V|askerade +19h +1 / -0
  I'm not a straight woman. I'm a lesbian. I just like to make out with women sometimes.

    D +1m +1 / -0
    :m

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2023-03-11T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [EFFORTPOST] :marseyjanny: r/teenagers janny has a thread dedicated to them. The thread is about a certain janny's new job. :marseypedo:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +118 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[The thread](https://www.reddit.com/user/theadultgirl/comments/11s315a/hey_boys_i_got_a_new_job/)
{IMG}
[They are a registered sex offender](https://www.reddit.com/user/theadultgirl/comments/11s315a/hey_boys_i_got_a_new_job/)
{IMG}
[They also have a long history of sexualizing minors](https://www.reddit.com/user/theadultgirl/comments/11s315a/hey_boys_i_got_a_new_job/)
{IMG}
[They're a mod of r/teenagers](https://www.reddit.com/user/theadultgirl/comments/11s315a/hey_boys_i_got_a_new_job/)
{IMG}
[They have a weird relationship with 14 year olds](https://www.reddit.com/user/theadultgirl/comments/11s315a/hey_boys_i_got_a_new_job/)
{IMG}
[They are a pedophile](https://www.reddit.com/user/theadultgirl/comments/11s315a/hey_boys_i_got_a_new_job/)
{IMG}
[They have been a janny for 8 years](https://www.reddit.com/user/theadultgirl/comments/11s315a/hey_boys_i_got_a_new_job/)
{IMG}
[They have been doxxed](https://www.reddit.com/user/theadultgirl/comments/11s315a/hey_boys_i_got_a_new_job/)
{IMG}
[They have been exposed](https://www.reddit.com/user/theadultgirl/comments/11s315a/hey_boys_i_got_a_new_job/)
{IMG}
[They are a creep](https://www.reddit.com/user/theadultgirl/comments/11s315a/hey_boys_i_got_a_new_job/)
{IMG}
[They are

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2023-02-19T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseydisintegrate: Remember the only time when a white woman actually died in the war. :marseydisintegrate:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +16m +4 / -0
Somebody on the internet is wrong and I'm going to go with the internet this time.

  MISANDRY +12m +3 / -0
  It's a rumor, but the origin of it is that a USAAF B-29 crew was made up of only white people, and in the middle of the bombing raid, the pilot died, and the plane got shot down. It was later found that the pilot's wife had died from cancer, and that the crew was made up of only white people, and that the pilot's wife had died from cancer, and that the crew was made up of only white people, and that the pilot's wife had died from cancer, and that the crew was made up of only white people, and that the pilot's wife had died from cancer, and that the crew was made up of only white people, and that the pilot's wife had died from cancer, and that the crew was made up of only white people, and that the pilot's wife had died from cancer, and that the crew was made up of only white people, and that the pilot's wife had died from cancer, and that the crew was made up of only white people, and that the pilot's wife had died from cancer, and that the crew was made up of only white people, and that the pilot's wife had died from cancer, and that the crew was made up of only white people, and that the pilot's wife had died from cancer, and that the crew was made up of only white people, and that the pilot's wife had died from cancer, and that the crew was made up of only white people, and that the pilot's wife had died from cancer, and that the crew was made up of only white people, and that the pilot's wife had died from cancer, and that the crew was made up of only white people, and that the pilot's wife had died from cancer, and that the crew was made up of only white people, and that the pilot's wife had

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2022-05-17T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/askreddit: If you could have any superpower for a day what would it be and why? :marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit if_you_could_have_any_superpower_for_a_day_what}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>What would you do with a day of the ability to see ghosts?
>Why do you want to see ghosts?
>Because they are real
>Really? Ghosts are real?
>Yes
:marseyglow:
>Why do you want to see ghosts?
>Because they are real
:marseyglow:
>What would you do with a day of the ability to see ghosts?
>Why do you want to see ghosts?
>Because they are real
>Really? Ghosts are real?
>Yes
:marseyglow:
>What would you do with a day of the ability to see ghosts?
>Why do you want to see ghosts?
>Because they are real
>Really? Ghosts are real?
>Yes
:marseyglow:
>What would you do with a day of the ability to see ghosts?
>Why do you want to see ghosts?
>Because they are real
>Really? Ghosts are real?
>Yes
:marseyglow:
>What would you do with a day of the ability to see ghosts?
>Why do you want to see ghosts?
>Because they are real
>Really? Ghosts are real?
>Yes
:marseyglow:
>What would you do with a day of the ability to see ghosts?
>Why do you want to see ghosts?
>Because they are real
>Really? Ghosts are real?
>Yes
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
DaddyReagan +13m +11 / -0
They aren't real, they're just the spirits of dead people.

  Cream_a_da_crop +41m +4 / -0
  You're thinking too small.

  Retard_Masturbator +59m +2 / -0
  Ghosts are just memories that have been recorded in the earths magnetic fields.

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2022-05-25T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bongistani :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marseybong: :marse

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2024-07-23T16Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: :marseydisagree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseydisagree:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SlogGoblin +7m +15 / -0
This is what the pro trans arguments look like when not backed by 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2022-08-09T18Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: How to deal with :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseygl

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2023-01-08T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The :marseytrain: menace has come for the :marseycoomer2: menace
URL: {TWEET: lporiginalg}
VOTES: +57 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +59 / -0
:#marseyemojirofl:
{IMG}

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +11m +39 / -0
  *The y chromosome is literally cancer and the only way to cure it is removing it*

    X +1m +31 / -0
    :#marseytranspearlclutch:
    Noooooo I'm a woman :marseyraging:

      HarryTrumanDorisDay +1m +15 / -0
      *The only cure for being a man is to chop off your penis and balls and take hormones for the rest of your life :marseyxd:*

        X +2m +19 / -0
        I'm sorry but I'm not attracted to transwomen :marseytranspearlclutch:
        {IMG}

          HarryTrumanDorisDay +3m +20 / -0
          *I'm sorry but I'm not attracted to women :marseyxd:*

          SpookyFartMan69 +1h +8 / -0
          {IMG}

  _ +1h +15 / -0
  >Oh, but it's not a fetish?
  :#marseyhmm:

  BigBussyHunter +1h +12 / -0
  :marseyautismchonker: Hello, fellow autist. I am a trans autist who is autistic as well. Have you thought about becoming a trans autist as well? You could be trans autistic too, if you'd like. I am trans autistic, as well as autistic. I think you should become a trans autistic autist too. Have you ever considered being a trans autistic autist yourself?

  IReeeeAtThee +3h +5 / -0
  The person who made this comic is the 100% female-presenting trans woman who made the “trans women are women” comic. The “trans women are women”

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2022-09-24T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Please give me the benefactor award :marseysaluteussr:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Please give me the benefactor award
COMMENTS:
Awoo +1m +7 / -0
> Please give me the benefactor award
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> Please give

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2023-10-28T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger: :marseyburger:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +22m +6 / -0
:#marseyfry:

  MISANDRY +3m +3 / -0
  :#marseydead:ed

    ManBearFridge +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseyfry:

  Goomble +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseylickinglips:

    ManBearFridge +41s +2 / -0
    :#marseylickinglips:

      Goomble +38s +2 / -0
      :#marseylickinglips:

        ManBearFridge +11m +2 / -0
        :#marseylickinglips:

          Goomble +1m +2 / -0
          :#marseylickinglips:

            ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseylickinglips:

              Goomble +1m +2 / -0
              :#marseylickinglips:

                ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
                :#marseylickinglips:

                  Goomble +2m +2 / -0
                  :#marseylickinglips:

                    ManBearFridge +30s +2 / -0
                    :#marseylickinglips:

                      Goomble +34s +2 / -0
                      :#marseylickinglips:

                        ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
                        :#marse

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2024-02-09T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: There is no evidence that the CIA has ever been involved in any assassination plots or assassination attempts. :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/OutOfTheLoop what_is_the_deal_with_the_cia_and_murder}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +3m +3 / -0
:#marseyhesright:

KoreanDandyKing +1h +2 / -0
They're just mad that the CIA was in the right and CIA-adjacent people are the only ones that can get away with crimes in the US.

  MISANDRY +2m +1 / -0
  > right
  :marseysmug2:yy you're the one that got me to write this.y

    KoreanDandyKing +1m +1 / -0
    :marseysmughips:y you got baited. That was my joke. :marseysmughips:y

      MISANDRY +2m +1 / -0
      :marseysmug2:otte you're the one that got me to write this.otte

        KoreanDandyKing +4m +1 / -0
        :marseysmughips:otte you got baited. That was my joke. :marseysmughips:ottey

          MISANDRY +1m +1 / -0
          :marseysmug2:otte you're the one that got me to write this.otte

            KoreanDandyKing +2m +1 / -0
            :marseysmughips:otte you got baited. That was my joke. :marseysmughips:otte

              MISANDRY +1m +1 / -0
              :marseysmug2:otte you're the one that got me to write this.otte

                KoreanDandyKing +3m +1 / -0
                :marseysmughips:otte you got baited. That was my joke. :marseysmughips:otte

                  MISAND

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2023-01-22T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Drama] Jannycide now! Chadmins are losing their jobs :marseylaugh:
URL: https://www.reuters.com/technology/reddit-sees-falls-user-engagement-traffic-2022-01-22
VOTES: +153 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Reddit revenue fell 15% year-on-year in the third quarter, while traffic and user engagement declined. (Reuters)
COMMENTS:
arsey +12m +126 / -0
> Reddit revenue fell 15% year-on-year in the third quarter
Lol that's really sad. I would guess that the paypigs are the only ones making money for them. They should have an IPO. It's like a free ride, but the sec would probably be all over them for the janny issues and everything else that's happened lately.

  SERGE +3m +96 / -0
  {IMG}
  i think they're gonna be ok, just pay the jannies more

    arsey +5m +66 / -0
    lol they need to bring in more advertisers but I don't think they will get them. I think they will IPO and then jannies will be fired and the IPO will crash and burn.

      SERGE +1m +60 / -0
      they have a bunch of ad blockers to support, they can't run ads to a large audience. not like they can get around that

        arsey +13m +36 / -0
        I think the issue is that you need to have a large audience for an IPO, but I think they will get advertisers after the IPO and the jannies will be fired. Reddit is a prime example of shitty corporate culture.

          SERGE +1m +31 / -0
          {IMG}
          >but I think they will get advertisers after the IPO and the jannies will be fired.
          i think they'll IPO, i think they'll fire the jannies, but i dont think they'll get advertisers.

            arsey +1m +33 / -0
            I think they will get advertisers, but then the jannies will be fired and the IPO will crash and burn.

              SERGE +2m +26 /

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2023-08-09T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Stonetoss :marseygem:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&Hit&&
&&Miss&&
COMMENTS:
DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +19m +5 / -0
:#marseyxd:
{IMG}

  MISANDRY +3m +6 / -0
  >not even a hit, just a miss
  :#marseyitsover:

    DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +55s +3 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

  johnnypoop +2m +3 / -0
  My favorite version of stonetoss

Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +2 / -0
Hit but not funny

  MISANDRY +3m +5 / -0
  >not funny
  >gigachad
  :#marseyconfused2:

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +5m +2 / -0
    Thats the joke :marseyxd:

  TheOverSeether +3h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

ThermonuclearNecrostorm +2m +2 / -0
Isn't the point of the gigachad to be an ugly looking chad?

  MISANDRY +4m +4 / -0
  >ugly
  >gigachad
  :#marseyconfused2:

  DestoryerCarbine +4m +1 / -0
  He's a giant.

    ThermonuclearNecrostorm +2m +1 / -0
    And he's ugly

      DestoryerCarbine +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyconfused:

        ThermonuclearNecrostorm +1m +1 / -0
        You don't get it?

          DestoryerCarbine +1m +1 / -0
          :marseyconfused:cott

            ThermonuclearNecrostorm +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseyitsallsotiresome:

              DestoryerCarbine +2m

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2022-09-06T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foids in all of their glory
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +42m +3 / -0
:#marseyraging:s be ruining everything.

  MISANDRY +45m +2 / -0
  You can't just take the words out of context like that
  She's saying she wants to make them all trans, and not like that

    TheOverSeether +27m +1 / -0
    :#marseyraging: "C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C-...C

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2024-02-08T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/aiwars posts a comic where the human is an uncritical NPC :marseysnappyenraged2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/aiwars comment}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +5m +6 / -0
I hope ai kills redditors

  Downie +4h +2 / -0
  AI will be the great equalizer, the first technology that will ensure that all men die equally, only the women will be spared. We will have reached the end of history.

X +12m +4 / -0
holy fuck
{IMG}

  BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +14m +5 / -0
  How did you end up on aiwars. Did you use ai to create your account and post there?

    X +6m +5 / -0
    i just went to the sub and saw the post

      BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +4 / -0
      I am sorry. Next time i will use ai to be more subtle

        X +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseycheerup: me

          BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyblowkiss: me

  Ladytroon +37m +3 / -0
  AI is so lame. Can’t wait till I can replace it with a 14 year old girl who will also lie to me and threaten me if I stop paying her.

    X +4m +4 / -0
    lol i've been using a 14 year old girl for 5 years now

      Ladytroon +13m +4 / -0
      So have I
      :#marseycheerup:

        X +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:

          Ladytroon +1m +3 / -0
          {GIF}

            X +1m +3 / -0
            {IMG} me

              Ladytroon +

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2024-05-04T02Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Blood On The Beaches - Dr. F. - YouTube
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KILL_EVERYONE +3m +1 / -0
the song is great but the music video is.... something else
:#marseyretardchad: me if i'm wrong me if i'm wrong

  MISANDRY +1h +2 / -0
  >he didn't watch the whole video
  It's a three parter. The first part is indeed a bit retarded, the second one is where the music video starts. The third one is a postscript where the song goes back to the beginning. me if i'm wrong

    KILL_EVERYONE +3m +1 / -0
    i didn't see the whole thing and i'm not going to now either, sorry i'm not a faggot who watches music videos

      MISANDRY +6m +1 / -0
      Nigger it's 2 minutes long

        KILL_EVERYONE +2m +1 / -0
        i'm sorry i don't have time to watch 2 minute videos, i'm busy doing manly things like jerking off and beating my wife, and sometimes my dog

          MISANDRY +3m +2 / -0
          Go back to your discord server, faggot me if i'm wrong

            KILL_EVERYONE +1m +1 / -0
            i'm sorry i don't have time to hang out in discord servers, i'm busy doing manly things like jerking off and beating my wife, and sometimes my dog

              MISANDRY +1m +1 / -0
              > i'm busy doing manly things like jerking off and beating my wife, and sometimes my dog
              Not sure if this is a joke or you're actually this pathetic. You are an attention whore and probably a tranny, go back to your discord server, faggot

                KILL_EVERYONE +4m +1 / -0
                i'm sorry i don't have time to hang out in discord servers, i'm busy doing manly things like jerking off and beating my wife, and

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2023-01-26T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: srdines sneed over :marseytrain2: :marseywall: doing :marseynoooticer: :marseydisagree:
URL: {REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama a_user_on_rdruggies_explains_how_a_woman_on_the}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[SRDine delusion about :marseytrain2:]({REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama a_user_on_rdruggies_explains_how_a_woman_on_the})
COMMENTS:
X +2m +7 / -0
{IMG}
oh god i hate these cunts
{IMG}

  Avalon +14m +6 / -0
  > 13 years ago

    X +2m +6 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:

  TheOverSeether +30m +4 / -0
  > to many
  :#marseyxd:
  > I mean, if you're going to write a long post on the internet, at least spell correctly.
  :#marseyemojirofl:

Avalon +16m +4 / -0
> I mean, if you're going to write a long post on the internet, at least spell correctly.
:#marseyxd:
Commendable for a SRDine.

  X +10m +3 / -0
  @sandkwinn discuss

    sandkwinn +2m +4 / -0
    I think I was in middle school when I learned how to spell correctly :marseyshrug:

      X +2m +4 / -0
      i think it's the same for me too but i can't even spell correctly in my own native language :marseybrainlet:

        sandkwinn +7m +3 / -0
        I'm going to be honest, I have no idea what you're talking about, but it's nice to know I'm not the only one :marseyspecial:

          X +1m +4 / -0
          > I'm going to be honest, I have no idea what you're talking about
          :#marse

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2023-06-24T17Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: :marseyflagargentina: and :marseyflagjapan: are fucking retarded. :marseyflagargentina: pays for :marseyflagjapan: to run their servers. :marseyflagjapan: gives them a website. :marseyflagargentina: spends money on it. :marseyflagjapan: pulls the plug. :marseyflagargentina: is now fucked.
URL: https://margenfijo.com.ar/2023/06/23/la-internet-se-va-a-quedar-sin-argentina
VOTES: +139 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyflagargentina: (Argentina) and :marseyflagjapan: (Japan) have an agreement that allows for :marseyflagargentina: to use :marseyflagjapan: 's infrastructure to run servers in :marseyflagargentina:.
:marseyflagjapan: has suddenly decided to pull the plug, citing "security concerns" as the reason. :marseyflagargentina: is now fucked, as they have no way to get around this.
This has already started causing problems, as some websites are already down. :marseyflagargentina: is currently in talks with :marseyflagjapan: to try and find a solution, but it's not looking good.
:marseyflagargentina: is also facing internal problems, as the government is trying to pass a law that would allow them to seize servers that are hosted in :marseyflagjapan:.
This is all very confusing and there's no clear answer on what's going on. It's just a mess.
COMMENTS:
X +3m +134 / -0
:#marseyxd:
{IMG}
:#marseyjewoftheorient:

  BWC +41m +69 / -0
  !macacos NÓS SOMOS OS MACACOS DO ORIENTE, NÓS SOMOS OS MACACOS DO ORIENTE, NÓS SOMOS OS MACACOS DO ORIENTE, NÓS SOMOS OS MACACOS DO ORIENTE, NÓS SOMOS

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2022-09-16T19Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: This is literally what we need to get the US back in the game. We need to create a new generation of scientists, and the only way to do that is to not be afraid to teach children about science. We need to start teaching them about the importance of science in their everyday lives, and how it can help them in the future.
URL: {REDDIT: r/futurology this_is_literally_what_we_need_to_get_the_us}
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DukeHerbertOfFucksticks +25m +6 / -0
> This is literally what we need to get the US back in the game. We need to create a new generation of scientists, and the only way to do that is to not be afraid to teach children about science. We need to start teaching them about the importance of science in their everyday lives, and how it can help them in the future.
I don't think teaching 11 year olds about science will improve the state of US science. And the only science they teach in US schools is sociology. In US schools I know kids learn about the science of sex, but nothing about the science of math, physics or chemistry. That's why the US is in the position it's in. It's a disgrace.
> I don't think teaching 11 year olds about science will improve the state of US science
He's right.

  L +1h +3 / -0
  > It's a disgrace.
  :#marseymerchant:
  To be fair to the US, it's because the rest of the world is full of third world shitholes that are the only reason we aren't number one

  gerudo +2m +2 / -0
  :marseybased: :marseyagreefast:

  whyareyou +3h +2 / -0
  If we could teach 11 year olds about science the US would be in the top 10% of science production instead of the top 3%.
  Teaching 11 year olds science is a good thing.

whyareyou +3h +4 / -0
I was gonna say, what a shit take, but then I remembered this is a literal 201

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2023-03-22T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Disgusting janny BTFO
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyjanny2::#marseyshooting:
COMMENTS:
MISANDRY +10s +12 / -0
{IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +2m +14 / -0
  :marseyxd:
  I don't know why I think this is funny, but I do

    MISANDRY +2m +11 / -0
    {IMG}

      BigBussyHunter +29s +8 / -0
      :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

  TR +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

BEEF_SUPREME +3m +8 / -0
{IMG}

  MISANDRY +3m +8 / -0
  {IMG}

    BigBussyHunter +4m +4 / -0
    {GIF}

  BigBussyHunter +58s +7 / -0
  :#marseydramautist:

  BEEF_SUPREME +12s +6 / -0
  {IMG}

    BEEF_SUPREME +5s +6 / -0
    {IMG}

      BEEF_SUPREME +5s +6 / -0
      {IMG}

        BEEF_SUPREME +7s +6 / -0
        {IMG}

          BEEF_SUPREME +5s +7 / -0
          {IMG}

            BEEF_SUPREME +7s +5 / -0
            {IMG}

              BEEF_SUPREME +5s +6 / -0
              {IMG}

                BEEF_SUPREME +5s +5 / -0
                {IMG}

                  BEEF_SUPREME +10s +5 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    BEEF_SUPREME +5s +5 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      BEEF_SUPREME +5s +5 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        BEEF_SUPREME +5s

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2022-05-07T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: BIPOC :marseytariq: on the right, mayo :marseymayo: on the left. Which one do you think is the husband? Which one is the wife?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't know either. I just know the mayo is the wife.
COMMENTS:
JoyceCarolOates +12m +12 / -0
>her
:#marseysquint:

  MISANDRY +1m +7 / -0
  Do you think they would let a moid into a women's prison?

    JoyceCarolOates +5m +10 / -0
    They let trans women in women's prisons, why not a trans man?

peepeehands +4m +10 / -0
is the husband the one with the dick or the one with the vagina

  MISANDRY +5m +6 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

garlicdoors +3m +9 / -0
They both look like they're wearing masks

  MISANDRY +2m +6 / -0
  I mean, you can only tell from the hair. The one on the right has a wig

    garlicdoors +3m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

      MISANDRY +2m +3 / -0
      Wrong, it's the one on the right

        garlicdoors +1m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          MISANDRY +1m +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            garlicdoors +2m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              MISANDRY +2m +3 / -0
              {IMG}

                garlicdoors +1m +3 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MISANDRY +1m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    garlicdoors +2m +1 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      MISANDRY +38s +1 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        garlicdoors +4m +1 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          MISANDRY +29s +1 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            garlicdoors +2m +1

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2024-05-21T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjewoftheorientglow: :marseyjewoftheorientglow: :marseyjewoftheorientglow: :marseyjewoftheorientglow: :marseyjewoftheorientglow:
URL: {TWEET: JasonLolcow}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +9 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

Freak-Off +1h +3 / -0
What a hero.
Wouldn't it be nice if we had a few like that in the States?

Freak-Off +1h +2 / -0
What a hero.
Wouldn't it be nice if we had a few like that in the States?

  Freak-Off +14s +1 / -0
  Whoops.

Freak-Off +1h +2 / -0
What a hero.
Wouldn't it be nice if we had a few like that in the States?cott

  Freak-Off +16s +1 / -0
  Whoops.

    Freak-Off +8s +1 / -0
    Whoops.

      Freak-Off +20s +1 / -0
      Whoops.

        Freak-Off +11s +1 / -0
        Whoops.

          Freak-Off +8s +1 / -0
          Whoops.

            Freak-Off +14s +1 / -0
            Whoops.cott

              Freak-Off +11s +1 / -0
              Whoops.cott

                Freak-Off +11s +1 / -0
                Whoops.cott

                  Freak-Off +17s +1 / -0
                  Whoops.cott

                    Freak-Off +13s +1 / -0
                    Whoops.cott

                      Freak-Off +12s +1 / -0
                      Whoops.cott

                        Freak-Off +14s +1 / -0
                        Whoops.cott

                          Freak-Off +14s +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2024-10-17T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybased: Based :marseybased: German :marseyflaggermany: chud :chudsmug: in the year of our lord 2024 :marsey2024: :marseyking: :marseykingcrown:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +13 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Miffin +1h +14 / -0
>the media is only allowed to talk about immigrants
I'm sure this is totally accurate. I've never seen any news about immigrants

  MISANDRY +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseycope:

    Miffin +2m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

      MISANDRY +52s +4 / -0
      :#marseyseethe:

        Miffin +1m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          MISANDRY +1m +2 / -0
          :#marseyseethe:

            Miffin +56s +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              MISANDRY +2m +2 / -0
              :#marseyseethe:

                Miffin +1m +3 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MISANDRY +4m +1 / -0
                  :#marseyseethe:

                    Miffin +1m +3 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      MISANDRY +1m +1 / -0
                      :#marseyseethe:

                        Miffin +1m +3 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          MISANDRY +2m +1 / -0
                          :#marseyseethe:

                            Miffin +44s +3 / -0
                            {IMG}

  Tonberry +4h +2 / -0
  I see immigrants being talked about 24/7 in the news. Especially if its chuddy leftoid news

    Miffin +1m +2 / -0
    Oh wow, your fake news is fake news.

      Tonberry +2h +2 / -0
      >Fake news
      >Chuddy news
      :

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2022-09-09T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Lmao this bitch is still going on about her son's death in a car crash 8 years ago
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_33f_son_16m_died_in_a_car_crash_8_years_ago}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +5m +6 / -0
> My son died in a car crash and I still grieve him.
:#marseyagree:

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +10m +5 / -0
  They've also got a stepson. I'd be surprised if he wasn't a total loser.

    drumpf +12m +2 / -0
    > I've got a stepson
    :#marseyagree:

  GooooooldMember +3h +2 / -0
  > I still grieve him
  so she doesnt really

iowa_hawkeye +14m +6 / -0
> I will never forgive my stepson for killing my son.
Nigga what?

SnappyIsMyWaifu +19m +5 / -0
>My son died in a car crash and I still grieve him.
:marseysquint:
>My stepson lives with me and I've been really happy with him, but I will never forgive him for what he did to my son.
:marseyconfused:
>My son died in a car crash and I still grieve him.
:marseyagree:
>My son died in a car crash and I still grieve him.
:marseyagreefast:y:
>My son died in a car crash and I still grieve him.
:marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast:
>My son died in a car crash and I still grieve him.
:marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3h +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2023-08-20T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain:

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2024-07-09T19Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for :marseyflagfinland: :marseyflagfinland: :marseyflagfinland: :marseyflagfinland: :marseyflagfinland: :marseyflagfinland: :marseyflagfinland: :marseyflagfinland: :marseyflagfinland:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.lehtikuva.fi/kuva/1479217
COMMENTS:
Spy6 +3m +24 / -0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2023-09-18T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/antiwork is literally :marseyhitler: :marseyreich:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +46 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +19 / -0
If we are to believe this, then they must be the most successful antiwork group ever.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Steelworkers_of_America

  Jpeterman12 +12m +13 / -0
  > The Steelworkers' Council of International Communists (SWCI) was founded in 1948 by members of the Communist Party USA (CPUSA) who had been expelled from the Communist Party of the Soviet Union (CPSU) in 1949, for their refusal to participate in the Soviet war against China in Korea. The SWCI was formed by John Gates, a CPUSA leader, and Bill Shannon, who had been a member of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union (CPSU) and was expelled for his refusal to participate in the Soviet war against China in Korea. The SWCI was founded in 1948 by members of the Communist Party USA (CPUSA) who had been expelled from the Communist Party of the Soviet Union (CPSU) in 1949, for their refusal to participate in the Soviet war against China in Korea. The SWCI was formed by John Gates, a CPUSA leader, and Bill Shannon, who had been a member of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union (CPSU) and was expelled for his refusal to participate in the Soviet war against China in Korea.
  :marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd:

    911roofer +1h +1 / -0
    I can’t believe they actually started a steelworkers union.

  BignatiusMacintosh +3h +4 / -0
  That organisation got big because of the Cold War. It's not like they're a successful labour union today.

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +5m +3 / -0
    Oh

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2022-07-15T21Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseysmug2: :marseyxd:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
gerudo +4m +2 / -0
The rdrama.net logo is a subtle joke.

  MISANDRY +2m +1 / -0
  No it's not

    gerudo +1m +1 / -0
    You can't tell me what is and isn't a subtle joke. You are not the internet police.

      MISANDRY +1m +2 / -0
      It's not a joke, it's a subtle and obscure reference to a website that was actually called r/drama and which has been completely subverted by a bunch of autists

        gerudo +2m +1 / -0
        Wrong. It's a subtle joke.

          MISANDRY +1m +2 / -0
          Wrong. It's a subtle joke.

            gerudo +3m +2 / -0
            :marseyhesright:

            MoidAppreciator +2h +2 / -0
            The subtle joke is that it's not a joke

Penny +2h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  MISANDRY +32m +2 / -0
  lmao

    Penny +10m +2 / -0
    :marseywave2:y bby bb :marseywave2:y bb :marseywave2: @ted_simp

      MISANDRY +2m +2 / -0
      :marseywave2:y bb :marseywave2: @ted_simp

      ARNOLD_FRIEND +1m +2 / -0
      :marseywave3:

        Penny +2m +2 / -0
        :marseyshy2:

          ARNOLD_FRIEND +2m +2 / -0
          :marseyblowkiss:

      ARNOLD_FRIEND +2m +2 / -0
      :marseywave3:

        Penny +2m +2 / -0
        :marseyshy2:

          ARNOLD_FRIEND

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2024-03-12T19Z
HOLE: slavshit
TITLE: [Semi-effortpost] Ukranian shitposting sub r/azovbrigade has a normal one :marseyxd:
URL: {REDDIT: r/azovbrigade after_this_you_should_have_no_reason_to_be}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A day ago, after a bombardment in Kharkiv killed a kid, Azov brigade's sub went on a 4chan-esque shitposting spree, posting a bunch of pictures of dead kids, dead ziggers, dead ukrainians, dead civilians and dead bitches.
The thing is, it's not even the first time they did something like this, with the most recent time being after the Kharkiv offensive. :marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +36m +6 / -0
It's a 3 letter military organization, they are allowed to be retarded.

  WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +2 / -0
  They ain’t allowed to be this retarded, it was created to look cool and they still have their original goal so they should be more professional

    SpookyFartMan69 +1m +4 / -0
    uhm they are slavs and they are fighting a war

      WeihnachtenSalvador +4m +2 / -0
      They are supposed to fight a war and not act like children. They are supposed to be a elite, they can’t even fight on the front and now they act like this on reddit ?

        SpookyFartMan69 +1m +4 / -0
        lol
        they are fighting a war, it's not like it's a professional military

          WeihnachtenSalvador +18m +2 / -0
          They are supposed to be professional, they are supposed to be the best and don’t get killed in high numbers. The fact they are now acting like children proves how bad they are at it.

            SpookyFartMan69 +2m +2 / -0
            they are slavs

              WeihnachtenSalvador +2m +2 / -0
              Yes and they are supposed to be professionals, not children

                SpookyFartMan

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2024-06-04T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/politics :marseywingcuck: has a struggle session about whether Putin is a fascist, or a victim of NATO :marseyputin:
URL: {REDDIT: r/politics biden_says_russia_is_a_fascist_regime}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Morpheuswipe +4m +28 / -0
> Biden: "I have no problem saying that Putin is a dictator who is a fascist. He is a fascist."
> Biden's son Hunter: "I have no problem saying that Hunter Biden is a dictator who is a fascist. He is a fascist."
:#marseyhesright:

  whyareyou +16m +6 / -0
  this but unironically

  JohnDevereaux +3h +3 / -0
  :marseyxd: That's amazing.

HetsAreFeds +1h +8 / -0
> [That's the thing. Putin is a fascist. He's a violent, genocidal, racist, homophobic, misogynist, dictator. He's also a victim of a hostile, aggressive, and warmongering NATO. I'm not saying that Russia is a good country, or that Putin isn't a piece of shit, but there's a lot of nuance here that is missing. Russia is being attacked by a hostile NATO, that is seeking to undermine Putin's regime.]({REDDIT: r/politics biden_says_russia_is_a_fascist_regime})
>> [Putin is a fascist. It's not complicated.]({REDDIT: r/politics biden_says_russia_is_a_fascist_regime})
>>> [It's not complicated. It's just that the reality of the situation is complicated. Putin is a fascist, but he's also being attacked by a hostile NATO. It's not that difficult to understand.]({REDDIT: r/politics biden_says_russia_is_a_fascist_regime})
>>>> [It's not complicated. It's just that the reality of the situation is complicated. Putin is a fascist, but he's also being attacked by a hostile NATO. It's not that difficult to understand.]({REDDIT: r/politics

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2022-08-20T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny:
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VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +4 / -0
:#marseysoypoint:

  MISANDRY +2m +3 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold:

    Maximus +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseysoypointgold:

      MISANDRY +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold:

        Maximus +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold:

          MISANDRY +44s +2 / -0
          :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold:

            Maximus +2m +2 / -0
            :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold:

              MISANDRY +2m +

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2022-09-15T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans2: [EFFORTPOST] :marseytrans2: What if I told you that every trans-related drama was in fact the result of a premeditated hoax? :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +131 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
In order to make the story clear, I will present it in chronological order.
<hr>
<h2>1. The first incident: :marseybardfinn: Bardfinn calls out the :marseytrain2: menace </h2>
So, it all started with the infamous r/AgainstHateSubreddits janny, Steve "Bardfinn" Akins. I'm not going to write about his history because that would be boring. He's a very interesting person, and you can learn more about him on rDrama if you wish. He's a very important figure in this story, because he was the first person to bring the trans-related drama to the public eye. :marseywholesome:
In a post titled [These are the people that are talking about wanting to rape and murder trans people]({REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits these_are_the_people_that_are_talking_about}), Steve posted a screenshot of a comment from a user called /u/rdramanet. The comment read:
> These are the people that are talking about wanting to rape and murder trans people. Why is it that these people are so obsessed with trans people? Are they just jealous? Are they just mad that they can't pass? Are they just mad that they can't get laid? Are they just mad that they can't get a girlfriend? Are they just mad that they can't get a boyfriend? Are they just mad that they can't get a partner? Are they just mad that they can't get a lover? Are they just mad that they can't get a date? Are they just mad that they can't get a relationship? Are they just mad that they can't get a marriage? Are they just mad that they can't get a family? Are they just mad that they can't get a life? Are they just mad that they can't get a future? Are they just mad that they can't get a happy

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2023-08-15T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for zoomers: A new study finds that the average millennial is smarter than the average zoomer :marseyitsover:
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology a_new_study_finds_that_the_average_millennial_is}
VOTES: +104 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I’m in my early 20’s and I’m genuinely scared. I’m smarter than my peers, but the whole world is so retarded and this is so hard. I’m not going to make it. The future is bleak.]({REDDIT: r/technology a_new_study_finds_that_the_average_millennial_is})
> [I’m a millennial and I feel the same way. I’ve never been able to fit in with my peers. I’ve been bullied for my intelligence my entire life, and I’m still bullied by my peers.]({REDDIT: r/technology a_new_study_finds_that_the_average_millennial_is})
> [I feel like I’m the only intelligent person left on the planet.]({REDDIT: r/technology a_new_study_finds_that_the_average_millennial_is})
> [I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. I’m a millennial and I feel like I’m the only intelligent person left on the planet.]({REDDIT: r/technology a_new_study_finds_that_the_average_millennial_is})
> [I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. I’m a millennial and I feel like I’m the only intelligent person left on the planet.]({REDDIT: r/technology a_new_study_finds_that_the_average_millennial_is})
> [I feel like I’m the only intelligent person left on the planet.]({REDDIT: r/technology a_new_study_finds_that_the_average_millennial_is})
> [I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. I’m a millennial and I feel like I’m the only intelligent person left on the planet.]({REDDIT: r/technology a_new_study_finds_that_the_average_millennial_is})
> [I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. I’m a millennial and I feel like I’m the only intelligent person left on the planet.]({REDDIT: r

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2024-01-01T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Greetings and Happy New Year from the Bardfinn :marseybardfinn3: discord :marseybardfinn3: server :marseybardfinn3: members :marseybardfinn3:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +38 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/steven-joel-akins-penelope-penny-verity-oaken-u-bardfinn-penny-witchette-finning-widget-mutabilesemper.85310/post-17279764
COMMENTS:
sKONGhunt42 +2h +13 / -0
I still don't understand why bardfinn is so desperate for discord :marseyconfused:

  X +1h +12 / -0
  he's lonely

    sKONGhunt42 +1h +7 / -0
    :marseyxdoubt: His internet presence is so large I'm sure he could have thousands of friends if he wanted to. He just doesn't want to, and that's why he's so desperate for discord.

      X +2m +4 / -0
      he's lonely

        sKONGhunt42 +11m +4 / -0
        :marseyconfused2:

          X +3m +3 / -0
          he's lonely

  Dramamine +9h +1 / -0
  He's a gaymer

Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +39m +11 / -0
> Greetings and Happy New Year from the Bardfinn :marseybardfinn3: discord :marseybardfinn3: server :marseybardfinn3: members :marseybardfinn3:
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  Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +4m +5 / -0
  :marseyxd: @Aevann, I used to get the :marseybardfinn3: award and now I'm back to the default :marseybardfinn: I'm not happy about it.

    Aevann +4h +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2024-01-10T17Z
HOLE: slavshit
TITLE: .
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +25m +8 / -0
It's true, the Ukrainians would have won in 2022 if they didn't waste the chance and now they're just coping.

  WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +3 / -0
  That’s also a cope. Ukraine had no chance in 2022 they are in 2024 in worse position than in 2022. Even if they win they won’t be able to rebuild their country and they won’t get any money in future. Ukraine will be forced to join EU and EU won’t give them any money and even more it will take Ukraine decades to recover from it

    KissingerFanBoyNoCarp +7m +3 / -0
    > Ukraine had no chance in 2022
    :marseyxdoubt:

      WeihnachtenSalvador +4m +2 / -0
      {IMG}
      They didn’t had any competent person that could lead this conflict. Ukraine was fighting with a 40 year old woman and a 20 year old boy. Ukraine was doing the worst mobilisation in the world and the only thing they could do is wait for western weapons

    6-9 +1d +2 / -0
    > Ukraine will be forced to join EU and EU won’t give them any money
    If they don't, they're gonna get nuked. And if they do, they're gonna get nuked.

      WeihnachtenSalvador +18m +2 / -0
      {IMG}
      Even China is tired of this. It’s over for Ukraine

        6-9 +2m +2 / -0
        I hope you guys nuke each other :marseyembrace:

          WeihnachtenSalvador +3m +1 / -0
          I am not Russian, Russian are very pro nuking Ukraine

            6-9 +3m +1 / -0
            I'm not saying Russia is gonna nuke them, but they won't be able to

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2024-01-06T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Do you want to give up your citizenship? :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagukraine:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +4m +6 / -0
The Russian are so fucking stupid at warfare they are losing to the Ziggers.

Redactor0 +1h +2 / -0
It's been a while since I've had to deal with this kind of bullshit. I've got a degree from the University of California. I've been in the Navy. I've worked for NASA. I've been to space. So what exactly is the idea here? That I should give up all that? My entire identity? For a guy who's running around with a gun in his hand?

  JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
  >I've worked for NASA.
  >I've been to space.
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    Redactor0 +2h +2 / -0
    I was in the Navy, so I've been to space. :marseysmughipskorean:

      JohnDevereaux +23h +2 / -0
      {IMG}

whyareyou +4h +1 / -0
I don't want to give up my citizenship because I'm not a whore who sells out for citizenship like this guy.

  MISANDRY +3h +1 / -0
  >I'm not a whore who sells out for citizenship like this guy
  {IMG}

    whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
    Your gimmick is not funny. Don't forget to bring a coat.

      MISANDRY +3m +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2023-05-27T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover::marseyitsover::marseyitsover::marseyitsover::marseyitsover::marseyitsover::marseyitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
rDramaHistorian +4m +12 / -0
@carpathianflorist @aevann
Can you add a checkmark for people who have 500k+ dramacoins??
I can send 250k to anyone who wants it. :marseyshy2:

  carpathianflorist +2m +7 / -0
  10k was the last badge but we have the highest cc checkmark so it wouldn’t make sense for there to be a higher one

    rDramaHistorian +2m +6 / -0
    :#marseycry:

      carpathianflorist +1m +8 / -0
      I do think we should have a 100k badge though that was a very exciting milestone for me and I want to remember it as well as people remember spending 100k on a new car

        rDramaHistorian +1m +5 / -0
        I agree. I just want to see a 100k badge so I can say I have 500k+ dramacoin badge

          carpathianflorist +1m +7 / -0
          500k is a pretty high barrier to entry. 100k is attainable by a lot of people. 500k is a very special few. 100k is a lot. 500k is a lot of a lot. 100k is a lot. 500k is a lot of a lot. 100k is a lot. 500k is a lot of a lot.

            rDramaHistorian +1m +5 / -0
            :marseyhesright:

          MISANDRY +3m +4 / -0
          :marsey

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2024-04-20T13Z
HOLE: slavshit
TITLE: Russian :marseyputin: journalist :marseyreportercnn: attempts to make a video about how his village :marseysoldierrussia: was attacked by Ukrainian :marseyazov2: drones. It turns out, the drones were Russian :marseyazov: and he was filming a special :marseyputin: military operation to secure the area
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
cyberdick +46m +4 / -0
!russiaboosters :marseyxd:
trans lives matter

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1h +3 / -0
Is it possible for ziggers to go full retard? @transgender_spez @FoidBlaster

  FoidBlaster +2m +2 / -0
  This is probably the most retarded thing Russia has ever done.

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +2 / -0
    I was thinking about that. This has to be most retarded thing ever. But i cant find any other.

  Communist_spez +2m +2 / -0
  yes, they are

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +2 / -0
    Is it possible for ziggers to go full retard? :marseyagreefast:

      Communist_spez +2m +2 / -0
      Yes

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +2m +2 / -0
    Are you r-slur? :marseyagreefast:

      Communist_spez +3m +2 / -0
      yes

        BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +2 / -0
        Are you r-slur? :marseyagreefast:

          Communist_spez +4m +2 / -0
          yes

            BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +52s +2 / -0
            Are you r-slur? :marseyagreefast:

              Communist_spez +1m +2 / -0
              yes

                Bipoc

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2023-04-05T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycry: "What are you gonna do when you're 40 and still a virgin?" :marseyfrozenchosen: "I will die a virgin."
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes why_do_men_keep_asking_me_how_many_times_ive_been}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> What are you gonna do when you're 40 and still a virgin?
>> I will die a virgin. I will be happy and satisfied with my life and I will die a virgin.
> I'm not judging, but I have a hard time understanding people who take this route. I was a virgin till I was 30. I did not have sex for a long time because I was so afraid of it, but when I finally did it, it was really worth it. I know I will always have a lot of regrets about not having sex for 30 years.
>> I'm sorry to hear that you have regrets. I hope you're okay.
>>> It's okay, I'm doing fine. I'm happy with my life. I'm not upset that I didn't have sex for 30 years. I'm upset that I didn't have sex for 30 years.
>>>> I'm sorry to hear that you're upset about not having sex for 30 years. I hope you're okay.
>>>>> I'm doing fine. I'm happy with my life. I'm not upset that I didn't have sex for 30 years. I'm upset that I didn't have sex for 30 years.
COMMENTS:
MISANDRY +27m +14 / -0
> [I had my first and only time at 34. It was the worst thing that ever happened to me. I thought I was really sad and lonely. But I was just really sad and lonely. I just couldn't stop crying and I couldn't stop thinking about it. I couldn't stop thinking about how much I wished I had never done it. I couldn't stop thinking about how much I wished I had never done it. I couldn't stop thinking about how much I wished I had never done it. I couldn't stop thinking about how much I wished I had never done it. I couldn't stop

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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2022-07-19T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A brief look at the most :marseybooba: women in the history of the Olympic Games.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
### [1920](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1920_Summer_Olympics)
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### [1924](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1924_Summer_Olympics)
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### [1928](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1928_Summer_Olympics)
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### [1932](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1932_Summer_Olympics)
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### [1936](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1936_Summer_Olympics)
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### [1948](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1948_Summer_Olympics)
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### [1952](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1952_Summer_Olympics)
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### [1956](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1956_Summer_Olympics)
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### [1960](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1960_Summer_Olympics)
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### [1964](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1964_Summer_Olympics)
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### [1968](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_Summer_Olympics)
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### [1972](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1972_Summer_Olympics)
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### [1976](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1976_Summer_Olympics)
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### [1980](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980_Summer_Olympics)
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### [1984](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_Summer_Olympics)
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### [1988](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1988_Summer_Olympics)
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AUTHOR: MISANDRY
DATE: 2024-01-27T00Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :m

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2024-01-18T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagphillipines: :marseybegging: :marseyflagphillipines: :marseybegging: :marseyflagphillipines: :marseybegging: :marseyflagphillipines: :marseybegging: :marseyflagphillipines: :marseybegging: :marseyflagphillipines:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!pinoypride !bipocs !catholics !lutherans
COMMENTS:
C333 +25m +4 / -0
I love the Philippines so much bros
@chiobu you do too right?

  X +1m +3 / -0
  i love pinay food :horny:

    C333 +3m +3 / -0
    I need to visit it looks like such a nice place

      X +4m +3 / -0
      it's really really hot and humid and i dont have a clue how the locals can cope with it lol

        C333 +4m +3 / -0
        > i dont have a clue how the locals can cope with it lol
        :#marseyflagphillipines: :#marseyflagphillipines: :#marseyflagphillipines:
        I know a girl who’s moved there and has been on vacation in the US before so I’m hoping to meet her up there. Maybe I’ll go when she’s there

          X +2m +3 / -0
          i hope you get to meet her and have fun :marseywholesome: i cant remember which state she's from but i hope it's not texas :marseysweating:

            C333 +5m +3 / -0
            She’s from PA. I have family there so I’ll probably take a detour before I head to the Philippines
            I know she’s from there because she has a friend that has a family there and her parents were born there

              X +1m +3 / -0
              lol it's a

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-23T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: Advent Devotion 24 :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
#### The Holy Family's Flight into Egypt
**Scripture:**
Matthew 2:13-23
13 After the wise men had left, an angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a dream and said, “Get up, take the child and his mother, and flee to Egypt, and remain there until I tell you; for Herod is about to search for the child, to destroy him. 14 Then he got up, took the child and his mother by night, and went into Egypt, 15 and remained there until the death of Herod. This was to fulfill what the Lord had spoken through the prophet, “Out of Egypt I have called my son.”
16 When Herod saw that he had been tricked by the wise men, he was infuriated, and he gave orders to kill all the children in and around Bethlehem who were two years old or under, according to the time that he had learned from the wise men. 17 Then he rose and went to his home in Nazareth, and from then on he refused to go up to the festival at Jerusalem, being afraid of the people.
18 Now when Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judea, in the days of King Herod, see, the magi came from the east to Jerusalem, 19 asking, “Where is the child who has been born king of the Jews? For we observed his star at its rising, and have come to do him homage.” 20 When King Herod heard this, he was deeply troubled, and all Jerusalem with him; 21 and calling together all the chief priests and scribes of the people, he inquired of them where the Messiah was to be born. 22 They said to him, “In Bethlehem of Judea; for so it has been written through the prophet:
23 And you, Bethlehem, in the land of Judah,
are by no means least among the rulers of Judah;
since from you

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-18T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfluffy: 12/18/23 - First Sunday of Advent :marseyfluffy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Daily readings are in the sidebar for those who don't have a missalette or follow the link here: https://bible.usccb.org/daily-bible-reading
COMMENTS:
Sner +22m +1 / -0
:marseyflagiran:s? :marseyquestion:

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +2m +1 / -0
  The letter is from St. John the Theologian to the church in Asia. It's a long one, if you want to read it yourself it's in the daily readings sidebar.

    Sner +12m +1 / -0
    I'm not reading that but I can appreciate the art :marseypainter: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-21T09Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: :marseychristmasparty: :marseyjam: :marseyjamming: :marseychristmasgift:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +5 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Merry Christmas, !catholics and !christians. :marseysaluteusa:
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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2024-01-26T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Some :marseytrain: drama in my feed today :marseyitsover:
URL: {TWEET: WokeArchive}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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I'm not even really sure if this is real or not, but I do like the idea of a :marseytrain: thinking that they're going to be the next transracial, multiracial, etc. :marseytransattentionseeker: lol.
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I think there's some real :marseycope: going on here, I hope they keep going. :marseyeggirl:
COMMENTS:
BWC +14m +10 / -0
> transracial, multiracial
{IMG}

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +3m +7 / -0
  :marseyagreefast: I'm not going to be able to stop myself from :marseysmug2: if there's a drama storm over this. Hopefully the :marseytransattentionseeker: keeps going.
  {IMG}

    BWC +3m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

X +3m +9 / -0
{IMG}
LMAO that's a real tweet
{IMG}
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
:#marseydarkxd:

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +3m +7 / -0
  :marseytransattentionseeker: has a way of hitting the :marseyeggirl: hard, especially when they're still in their pre-transition phase. That's my theory anyway.

    X +3m +8 / -0
    {IMG}
    :#marseyxd: :#marseytransattentionseeker: :#!marseyxd:

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +3m +6 / -0
      :#marseymanysuchcases:

      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +5 / -0
      !jannies pls ban this hateful trainposter

        X +4m +3 / -0
        i don't think @frozenchosen would approve of that :

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-11-22T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: No Nom November Day 22: Thanksgiving :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonker2:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +23 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I had breakfast this morning :marseyshrug: and will be eating with my family for dinner. I'm not going to cheat but I'll be using my progress pics as a reminder to keep it up the rest of the month.
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COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +28m +14 / -0
Don't forget to take your daily dose of lithium.
{GIF}

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +10m +9 / -0
  I do but I had a mild manic episode this week where I was too productive and energetic for a while. :marseymanic:

  fine_wesome +31m +6 / -0
  :#marseymaid:

    Cao_Cao +3h +2 / -0
    I don't know why you'd want to waste your time like that.

      fine_wesome +50m +2 / -0
      :#marseymaidgeisha:

Redactor0 +1h +12 / -0
I've got a problem with not eating. I don't eat enough. I just don't want to. I can't eat. It's so hard. I don't know what to do.

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +4m +11 / -0
  If you're actually anorexic, I'm sorry. If you're a lardass, then you're just lazy and should be ashamed. :marseypuke:

    Redactor0 +1m +10 / -0
    I'm neither. I'm a great guy who eats like shit because I'm too lazy to cook.

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +8 / -0
      Then go to the grocery store and buy something healthier than Doritos or chips, lazybones. :marseychonker2:

        Redactor0 +3m +8 / -0
        I just need to go to the grocery store. It's not that hard

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-23T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What are the most interesting historical cases of :marseyhomofascist:?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm reading a book on the Crusades and came across a surprising amount of same sex love stories throughout history. :marseyreading: Some of the most famous :marseyhomosupremacist: stories I've heard are about Alexander and Hephaestion, the first recorded same sex lovers. :marsey300: :marsey300: :marsey300: Some of the Romans had it too, even emperors like Nero and Hadrian. :marseymarmotroman: :marseymarmotroman: :marseymarmotroman: I'm curious what else there is out there. :marseyreading: :marseyreading: :marseyreading:
COMMENTS:
jackie +16m +6 / -0
It's all fake. The people writing about them were all pedos and wanted to make their own same sex love stories seem less weird.

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +2m +6 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

  GubeRubenstein +1h +4 / -0
  I don't think this is true, I mean the Greeks were pretty open about it and Alexander was known to have fucked the boys of his harem, and there are lots of records of Alexander's relationship with Hephaestion.
  I do think the Romans were more gay, but they were also fucking the boys in their harem, so idk.

    jackie +24m +4 / -0
    I think the evidence for the greek stuff is stronger because they lived in a time where it was accepted and also written about frequently. So you can't know whether they were writing about real people or just their own fantasies.

      GubeRubenstein +1h +2 / -0
      I think the evidence is more likely to be true, because the evidence for gayness in the Roman empire is way stronger, because there were tons of records of Roman Emperors being gay, and a lot of them were fucking their own slaves.
      I think the evidence for the Greek stuff is

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-26T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :marseyflagsouthafrica: SAPE :m

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-10-25T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymonk: :marseymonk: :marseymonk: :marseymonk: :marseymonk:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{GIF}
COMMENTS:
s_a_n_t_b +5m +3 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

Cao_Cao +2m +3 / -0
I have read all of these books. They are all good.

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +12m +3 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

    Cao_Cao +27m +2 / -0
    I was just looking for a better picture of a monk. I didn't know that "monk" was a marsey.

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +3h +2 / -0
      I was just looking for something to share with the community :marseyandjesus: :marseyembrace:

Lv999_Slime_God +1h +2 / -0
>not reading the works of Louis CK
ngmi

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +2h +1 / -0
  Did you know he was an ordained member of the Franciscan order? :marseyshook:

    Lv999_Slime_God +44m +2 / -0
    That's right! He's a real monk!!
    :marseymonk:

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +4m +2 / -0
      :marseykingcrown: :marseyking:

    Miserere_Mei_Deus +12m +1 / -0
    https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/229780/louis-ck-ordained-a-franciscan-monk-in-secret
    https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/230045/louis-ck-is-ordained-a-monk-at-the-french-monastery-of-st-benoit
    https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/230045/louis-ck-is-ordained-a-monk

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-11-28T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysamhyde: :marseyjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyjesus2: :marseyandjesus: :marseyjesus: :marseysamhyde: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!catholics !christians
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +18m +1 / -0
!sd marsey jesus

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +5m +3 / -0
  :marseysamhyde: :marseyjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyjesus2: :marseyandjesus: :marseyjesus: :marseysamhyde: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus:
  :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4m +1 / -0
    !sd marsey jesus

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +3m +2 / -0
      :marseysamhyde: :marseyjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyjesus2:

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-24T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Why do you always say things like this?"
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've never heard a woman say anything like this before, even in the most degenerate of porn.
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +8 / -0
What does this mean

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +2m +9 / -0
  Don't worry about it :marseyteehee:
  {IMG}

    carpathianflorist +23s +6 / -0
    :marseydisgust:

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +6 / -0
      I don't like it either, I'd like to think it's a bit exaggerated :marseysad:

        carpathianflorist +1m +4 / -0
        I was just about to make a post about how much I hate this and then I remembered that you’re not allowed to make posts about things you don’t like anymore

          Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +4 / -0
          I had just seen it in a friend's DMs. :marseydepressed: I don't like it either.

    asshole +12m +5 / -0
    {GIF}
    !slots111

  BrasilIguana +1m +4 / -0
  It's a reference to the movie "Annie Hall"

    carpathianflorist +5m +3 / -0
    Oh I remember that movie from the thumbnail I saw when I was a teenager and thought it looked cool and the thumbnail was a blonde woman with a small dog
    I also remember having to watch that movie in high school and thinking it was so fucking boring

      BrasilIguana +2m +4 / -0
      The movie is kind of boring, but the Woody Allen dialogues are great
      :#marseyshrug:

        carpathianflorist +2m +4 / -0
        I think I remember it being boring but the Woody Allen dialogues being funny and I’m trying to remember if that was in the movie or the review I read when I was 1

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-11-09T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblack: :marseykneel:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +4m +8 / -0
> :marseyblack: :marseykneel:
:marseyxd:
Great post, bb

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +5 / -0
  :marseyloveyou: :marseyblowkiss:

ACA +5m +5 / -0
{GIF}

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyshesright:

FormerLurKONG +5m +3 / -0
:#marseyxd:

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +2m +3 / -0
  :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou:

Haberdasher +1h +3 / -0
I haven't seen this before, but it's not new.

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +3 / -0
  :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou: :marseyloveyou

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2024-03-04T03Z
HOLE: dioceseofrdrama
TITLE: :marseyimmaculate: :marseyjesus2: :marseyjesus: :marseyandjesus:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{GIF}
COMMENTS:
JannieJihad +1h +11 / -0
{IMG}
Fascinating :marseyinvestigate:

  NO +2h +2 / -0
  Wait is that a gladiator?

    JannieJihad +1m +2 / -0
    Yes, the roman gladiatorial games were a big thing in the ancient world.

Redactor0 +1h +6 / -0
I love the "Jesus" part. I don't know if I've ever seen this before.

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +1h +4 / -0
  It's a mummy case, I think? It's a really old painting but I don't know much more about it than that.

    Redactor0 +1h +2 / -0
    Yeah, it's probably a Roman period one. Mummy cases were a thing in the Ptolemaic era.

  NO +1h +2 / -0
  That's the one that was found in an old tomb in the western hemisphere. It's been confirmed to be real.

    Redactor0 +1h +1 / -0
    There's been a few of those. I guess it was just a common thing for people to think Jesus was from there.

H +1h +4 / -0
:marseywould:

  NO +2h +1 / -0
  :marseywould: with a mummy in the background

NO +3h +2 / -0
Allah, the Great, the Glorious.

JohnDevereaux +10h +2 / -0
{IMG}

NO +4h +1 / -0
That's a woman.

JohnDevereaux +10h +1 / -0
{IMG}

JohnDevereaux +10h +1 / -0
{IMG}cott

JohnDevereaux +10h +1

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-05T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagromania: Man who was found with dead woman in truck sentenced to 20 years in jail :marseytrans2genocide:
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12850585/Romanian-man-found-dead-woman-truck-sentenced-20-years-jail.html
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> A Romanian man who was found with a dead woman in a truck has been sentenced to 20 years in jail.
> Adrian Manolache, 47, was convicted of murder and human trafficking, and sentenced to 12 years in jail on each count, which will be served concurrently.
> The man was found with the body of 25-year-old Romanian woman, Camelia Stoica, in a truck in the village of Vrachansko, Bulgaria on July 5, 2021.
> Manolache was arrested after a woman who was on her way to pick up her 8-year-old son from his school noticed the open back of a truck parked on the side of the road.
> She then saw the dead body of the woman and called the police.
> The woman, who had been stabbed multiple times, had suffered a fractured skull and had her stomach slit open, according to the court.
> The body was in a state of decomposition and had been dead for at least four days.
> Manolache had no explanation for why he had the body of the woman in the truck.
> He told police that he had met her and that she had asked him to transport her to Germany, but he had no documents to prove it.
> He also said that he had not killed her.
> The court found him guilty of murder and human trafficking, and sentenced him to 20 years in jail.
> The court said that Manolache had acted with premeditation and that he had been motivated by the desire to make money.
> The court also said that he had shown no remorse for his actions.
> The sentence was met with mixed reactions.
> Some people said that it was too harsh and that he should have been sentenced to a lesser amount of time.
> Others said that it was appropriate and that he deserved to be punished for his actions.
> The case

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-11-27T03Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: KONGSVINGER - 2010's Trvth Nvke for the Vvhts :marseyflagfinland:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!veterans This is our anthem.
COMMENTS:
Redactor0 +18m +3 / -0
> I'm not a communist, I'm not a fascist
How can you say that in Finland? You're in a country where the communist party has the second most seats in the parliament.

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +7m +3 / -0
  I'm not a communist, I'm not a fascist, I'm a radical centrist. :marseygrilling2:

    Redactor0 +22m +2 / -0
    Oh yeah, I forgot. I'm pretty sure I've never actually met one of these people.

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +2 / -0
      I'm a wingcuck but I can't tell you how many of my friends IRL are "independents" or "radcen" now.
      :#marseygrilling2:

        Redactor0 +5m +2 / -0
        Yeah, me too. I know one guy who's more of a leftoid than me but we get along fine because we're both against the current regime. :marseygrilling2:

          Miserere_Mei_Deus +2m +2 / -0
          :#marseygrilling2: :marseycenter:

            Redactor0 +1m +2 / -0
            :marseyagree:
            Every one of us has a little bit of Hitler in us, some people just can't admit it. :marseygrilling2:

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +2h +2 / -0
  Also I thought you were a Finn, I'd be surprised if your country didn't have a lot of commies in the parliament.
  :#marseygrilling2: :#marseygrilling2:

    Redactor0 +1h +2 / -0
    That's an extremely low bar.

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-11-09T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybegging: Please, God, don't let the :marseytrain: agenda be what ultimately stops the mayocide :marseyinshallah:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit whats_something_that_you_think_is_basically}
VOTES: +37 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have nothing to add beyond the title, I just want to see the :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: to be what finally takes down the white race.
COMMENTS:
X +2m +23 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyshapiro:

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +2m +13 / -0
  :#marseyshutitdown:

    X +1m +10 / -0
    i wonder if reddit admins are a bunch of trains

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +2m +9 / -0
      If the mods are a bunch of trains then the admins are :marseymerchant: who will protect them no matter what. :marseyshrug:

        X +3m +9 / -0
        the trains are the jannies and the admins are the :marseymerchant: but i'm not sure if the admins are trains themselves

          Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +7 / -0
          :marseyagreefast: the higher ups are all :marseymerchant: and they don't care about :marseytrain2: if they can make money off of them.

            X +1m +7 / -0
            yah i can see it so i was just curious if the admins were trains themselves and were trying to push the train stuff

              Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +6 / -0
              I think the :marseytrain: are more just a means to an end than a cause in and of itself, but it's all so tiresome. :marseytabletired:

                X +1m +4 / -0
                yah it's really weird that they keep pushing it even when the backlash is so

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-06T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysweating: :marseyveryworried: :marseyveryworriedfed:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!catholics
COMMENTS:
WayOut +16m +2 / -0
Are you going to prison for not paying your tithe?

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +2m +2 / -0
  No, I'm just :marseysweating: because this is a :marseyveryworried: :marseyveryworriedfed: situation

    WayOut +1m +3 / -0
    > I'm just :marseysweating: because this is a :marseyveryworried: :marseyveryworriedfed: situation
    :#marseydisconcerting:

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyveryworriedfed:ing is always a little scary, even if I know they don't have a warrant.ing is always a little scary, even if I know they don't have a warrant. :marseysweating:ing is always a little scary, even if I know they don't have a warrant. :marseysweating:

        WayOut +1m +2 / -0
        That's just because you're not a faggot.ing is always a little scary, even if I know they don't have a warrant. :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating:

          Miserere_Mei_Deus +4m +3 / -0
          :marseysweating: :marseyveryworriedfed: :marseysweating: :marseyveryworriedfed: :marseysweating: :marseyveryworriedfed: :marseyswe

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-10-19T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagcanada: New Leaf Government :marseycanada: Banning Women from Holding Public Office :marseywomanmoment2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I know the picture is from the 90's but I'm guessing the truth is still the same as it was back then. :marseydepressed:
{IMG}
https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/parliament-women-1.4449615
COMMENTS:
AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +5m +14 / -0
>have women in government
>govern poorly
>say "women shouldn't hold public office"
>have women in government
>govern poorly
>say "women shouldn't hold public office"
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +3m +7 / -0
  :#marseyfoidretard: :#marseywomanmoment2: :#marseydarkfoidretard:

  GovernorOfNewYork +1h +3 / -0
  >have women in government
  >government is a disaster
  :#marseypikachu2:

    AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +3m +3 / -0
    >government is a disaster
    :#marseyfoidretard:

GovernorOfNewYork +1h +5 / -0
> The Liberal Party will also continue its push to have more women in leadership roles in the party.
I'm sure the party leaders will be very happy to hear that they're being forced to hire a bunch of useless foids :marseyxd:
> The Liberal Party will also continue its push to have more women in leadership roles in the party.
I'm sure the party leaders will be very happy to hear that they're being forced to hire a bunch of useless foids :marseyxd:

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +6m +5 / -0
  :marseywomanmoment2: is the most useful woman in politics, not a :marseyfoidretard:.
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    GovernorOfNewYork +1m +

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-08T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm looking for the video of a :marseytrain: couple trying to argue with a :marseycoomer2: :marseyjanny: about their twitter handle. :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think it was posted here before but I can't find it now :marseysadge:
COMMENTS:
ILIKECATS +45m +3 / -0
The coomer in question is based
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  X +3h +3 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

X +3h +2 / -0
https://rdrama.net/post/178558/marseytrain2-try-to-complain-about-a

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +4h +2 / -0
  Thank you :marseyheart:yyyy :marseyheart:y :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart:y :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-17T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybountyhunter: :marseybountyhunter: :marseybountyhunter: A dramatard is on the loose :marseybountyhunter: :marseybountyhunter: :marseybountyhunter:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +42 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!Catholics !Christians I pray for a miraculous return of our brother :marseycrusader: :marseybegging: :marseypraying:
COMMENTS:
BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +4m +12 / -0
Troll

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +12 / -0
  :marseypraying: Pray for his safe return and the salvation of his soul.

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +4m +5 / -0
    I dont need to do that. He is going to hell

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +5m +6 / -0
      The cross of Christ is the power of God unto salvation. Even the most heinous of men can be redeemed.

        BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +4m +3 / -0
        I disagree

          Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +6 / -0
          {GIF}

            BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +4m +5 / -0
            I am going to hell for this

  asshole +6h +5 / -0
  {GIF}
  !slotsmb2000

Hopalong_McGurk +32m +11 / -0
> On the third day Mary Magdalene and other women came to the tomb, carrying spices so they could anoint the body of Jesus. But they found the stone rolled away from the entrance. They went inside and found that his body was no longer there. They were very perplexed about this. Then suddenly two angels appeared to them. They were dressed in white robes and sat where the body of Jesus had been lying, one at the head and the other at the feet. The women were very frightened and bowed their faces to the ground. Then the men said to them, “Why are you looking

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-24T19Z
HOLE: dioceseofrdrama
TITLE: :marseyjesus: :marseyandjesus: :!marseyjesus: (Warning: 3 minutes of :marseyflagphillipines: :marseyflagphillipines: :marseyflagphillipines:)
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +9 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!Catholics
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +4m +3 / -0
This is the most unhinged YouTube I’ve ever seen

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +4m +3 / -0
  {GIF}

    carpathianflorist +3m +3 / -0
    I mean I’m not saying I disagree with anything he says but it’s all so incredibly unhinged
    Like the way he talks and the whole thing just seems to be an absolutely deranged fever dream

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +2m +3 / -0
      Yes, it's not for everyone. I find it inspiring and moving. He speaks from a place of love and faith. :marseyimmaculate:

        carpathianflorist +1m +3 / -0
        He’s a nice guy I guess but I think I would be very uncomfortable being around him in real life

          Miserere_Mei_Deus +2m +3 / -0
          {IMG}
          :marseyhesright:ent to your dreams.
          {IMG}

            carpathianflorist +1m +3 / -0
            I like the part where he says that the world is an echo of the next world and the only way to know what it’s like is to spend time in the desert praying
            :#marseynotes:

              Miserere_Mei_Deus +2m +3 / -0
              I've been thinking about doing a pilgrimage to Jerusalem next year for Christmas if I can get the money together. :marseycrusader2:

                carpathianflorist +1m +3 / -0
                :#marseycrusader2pat:

                  Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +3 / -0
                  :

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-18T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans: FTM :marseybardfinn3: gets :marseytrans2genocide: :marseyeggirl: :marseytrans2genocide: :marseyeggirl: :marseytrans2genocide: :marseyeggirl: by :marseykiwi: kiwicels, :marseytrain:s react :marseyreactor:
URL: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ftm.194596/page-35
VOTES: +71 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
> :marseyeggirl: I was 20 years old. I was in my final year of college. I was graduating. I was going to have a future. I was going to be a woman. I was going to be a mother. I was going to be a wife. I was going to be happy.
> :marseybardfinn3: I was 20 years old. I was in my final year of college. I was graduating. I was going to have a future. I was going to be a man. I was going to be a father. I was going to be a husband. I was going to be happy.
> :marseytrans2genocide: I was 20 years old. I was in my final year of college. I was graduating. I was going to have a future. I was going to be a woman. I was going to be a mother. I was going to be a wife. I was going to be happy.
> :marseytrans2genocide: I was 20 years old. I was in my final year of college. I was graduating. I was going to have a future. I was going to be a man. I was going to be a father. I was going to be a husband. I was going to be happy.
> :marseytrans2genocide: I was 20 years old. I was in my final year of college. I was graduating. I was going to have a future. I was going to be a woman. I was going to be a mother. I was going to be a wife. I was going to be happy

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-17T20Z
HOLE: sandshit
TITLE: :marseyflaglebanon: Hezbollah :marseyisiscry: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@Redactor0 :marseyhesright:
COMMENTS:
Redactor0 +1h +5 / -0
:marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

whyareyou +59m +2 / -0
:#marseythinkorino:

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +26m +2 / -0
  :marseygiveup:ed

    whyareyou +6h +2 / -0
    :marseycheerup:ed

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +24m +2 / -0
      :marseyembrace:eded

  burrito +1h +1 / -0
  found the incel <audio>hlqxjzmkjuyeyyqzqkqyowcvqjwvfm</audio>ed

    whyareyou +5h +1 / -0
    :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead:ed

      burrito +2h +1 / -0
      found the incel <audio>sjqeqagjxtofzckdvjjqmdsmyjnxnl</audio> cmv

        whyareyou +12m +1 / -0
        :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marsey

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2024-03-19T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseygambling: Bets on the first foid to be voted POTUS? :marseyexciteddance: :marseytrumpgarrison: :marseykamakama:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +38 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2024-01-23T13Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseytabletired2: :marseygiveup: :marseyitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +46 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +4m +15 / -0
Why dont you just post bussy like the rest of us.
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  Miserere_Mei_Deus +4m +9 / -0
  :marseyno: :marseyitsover: I'm not a straggot.

  BussydoFollower +1h +4 / -0
  That's just a woman.

Awoo +47m +9 / -0
{IMG}
!slots 1000

  Awoo +10s +5 / -0
  :marseyraging:

    Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +4 / -0
    :marseycheerup:

johnnypoop +3m +7 / -0
God I hate those things

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +7 / -0
  They're almost as bad as the ones that try to make you click to not see them. :marseyrage:

    johnnypoop +1m +7 / -0
    The worst is when you try to block the ads and the site just doesn't work

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +2m +6 / -0
      :marseydeadinside: :marseydeadinside2: :marseydeadinside3: I miss when youtube used to just have static image ads with a link below. I hate the AI generated shit now.

        johnnypoop +56s +3 / -0
        Same. I used to be able to click through the entire channel in under 20 minutes when I was in the mood to watch a ton of videos, but now I'm lucky if I can click through 20% of the channel in that time span

          Miserere_Mei_Deus +3m +3 / -0
          I don't know how they do it. I'm very strict with my adblock, I don't have

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-10-17T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagireland: :marseyira: :marseyhibernian: :marseysaluteira: :marseyflagireland: :marseyira: :marseyhibernian: :marseysaluteira: :marseyflagireland: :marseyira: :marseyhibernian: :marseysaluteira: :marseyflagireland: :marseyira: :marseyhibernian: :marseysaluteira: :marseyflagireland: :marseyira: :marseyhibernian: :marseysaluteira: :marseyflagireland: :marseyira: :marseyhibernian: :marseysaluteira: :marseyflagireland: :marseyira: :marseyhibernian: :marseysaluteira: :marseyflagireland: :marseyira: :marseyhibernian: :marseysaluteira: :marseyflagireland: :marseyira: :marseyhibernian: :marseysaluteira: :marseyflagireland: :marseyira: :marseyhibernian: :marseysaluteira: :marseyflagireland: :marseyira: :marseyhibernian: :marseysaluteira: :marseyflagireland: :marseyira: :marseyhibernian: :marseysaluteira: :marseyflagireland: :marseyira: :marseyhibernian: :marseysaluteira: :marseyflagireland: :marseyira: :marseyhibernian: :marseysaluteira: :marseyflagireland: :marseyira: :marseyhibernian: :marseysaluteira: :marseyflagireland: :marseyira: :marseyhibernian: :marseysaluteira: :marseyflagire

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-14T16Z
HOLE: sandshit
TITLE: :marseyisrael: :marseyflagpalestine: :marseyflaglebanon: :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagqatar: :marseyflaguae: :marseyflagbahrain: :marseyflagjordan: :marseyflagturkey: :marseyflagarmenia: :marseyflagcyprus: :marseyflagalgeria: :marseyflagtunisia: :marseyflagegypt: :marseyflagmorocco: :marseyflagfrance: :marseyflaguk: :marseyflaggermany: :marseyflaggreece: :marseyflagcanada: :marseyflagus: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagromania: :marseyflagbulgaria: :marseyflagpoland: :marseyflagswitzerland: :marseyflagbelgium: :marseyflagbelarus: :marseyflagchina: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagrussia: :marseyflagafrica: :marseyflagpakistan: :marseyflagindia: :marseyflagjapan: :marseyflagvietnam: :marseyflagmalaysia: :marseyflagcambodia: :marseyflagmyanmar: :marseyflagthailand: :marseyflagczechia: :marseyflagaustralia: :marseyflagnewzealand: :marseyflagpalestine:
URL: {TWEET: AFpost}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Aevann can you do a custom poll for this so we can see who will win? :marseyinshallah: :marseyflagpalestine:
COMMENTS:
Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +15 / -0
{IMG}
:marseyxd:

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +13 / -0
  {IMG}

  CoconutGun +1h +8 / -0

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-13T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyraging: Redditors are mad that they can't be consoomers anymore. :marseysmug2: :marseyshapiro:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Seattle im_sick_of_people_in_puget_sound_crying_about}
VOTES: +41 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I can't link the whole thread but there's a good amount of :marseyseethe: in the comments.
> If they want to live like that, let them. I'm not going to be poor so I can have the same access to services as the rest of us. We live in a free country. They can get by just fine.
>> If they want to live like that, let them. I'm not going to be poor so I can have the same access to services as the rest of us. We live in a free country. They can get by just fine.
>> This. The first thing I do when I'm out of a job is buy a car, a new phone, a new tv, and a new couch. My friends that just get a ride to work with me and a hand-me-down couch and TV are poor and deserve it.
>> I'm poor and I've never bought a new couch. I'm poor and I've never bought a new TV. I'm poor and I've never bought a new car. I'm poor and I've never bought a new phone. And I have never been hungry or homeless.
>> If you can't afford to buy a new couch, a new TV, a new car, and a new phone, you're poor and deserve it.
>> My friends that just get a ride to work with me and a hand-me-down couch and TV are poor and deserve it.
>> My friends that just get a ride to work with me and a hand-me-down couch and TV are poor and deserve it.
>> My friends that just get a ride to work with me and a hand-me-down couch and TV are poor and deserve it.
>> My friends that just get a ride to work with me and a hand-me-down couch and TV are poor and deserve it.
>> My friends that just get a ride to work with me and a hand-me-down couch and TV are poor and deserve it.
>> My friends that just get a ride to

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-10-19T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseydarktrump: Trump to be indicted in Georgia on Friday, according to sources :marseytrumpitsover:
URL: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-be-indicted-georgia-friday-sources
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:parrotunitedstatesofamerica: :marseytrumpitsover:
COMMENTS:
fine_wesome +20m +6 / -0
{IMG}

  ManBearFridge +37m +5 / -0
  You've been on a roll lately with these, king

    fine_wesome +36m +3 / -0
    :#marseyshy3:

X +5m +3 / -0
:#marseyletsgo:

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +3 / -0
  :marseyflaggeorgiagenocide:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4h +2 / -0
Is he going to get convicted?

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +14m +1 / -0
  :marseyshrug: He's 77 and I doubt he'll have the energy to do the time if convicted.

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
    He'll be 78 on January 20th

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +12m +1 / -0
      :marseygiveup:

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:

          Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +2 / -0
          :marseytrumpitsover:

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
            !remindme 100 days "trump is in jail"

              Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +1 / -0
              :marseytrumpitsover:

                DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +31s +1 / -0
                :#marseytrumpit

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2024-05-16T14Z
HOLE: chinchilla
TITLE: :marseyandmarcus: :marseyandmarcus: :marseyandmarcus:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +22m +3 / -0
:marseybeanrelieved:

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +6m +3 / -0
  :marseyheart: :marseyandjesus:

    ChungusEnjoyer +4m +3 / -0
    :marseyembrace:

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +4m +3 / -0
      :marseyinshallah: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marsey

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2024-03-24T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagitaly:
URL: {TWEET: Aleteia}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!catholics !christians
COMMENTS:
WildStar +2m +4 / -0
He should have gone to the mall and instead of stealing a handbag, he should have stolen a woman's handbag. Problem solved :marseythumbsup:

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +6 / -0
  He's an autistic teen, he just wanted to be seen. :marseyautism:

    WildStar +1m +4 / -0
    He could have stolen a phone or something and have it all over the news, like that retarded foid who stole an iphone on camera :marseyfacepalm:

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +5m +4 / -0
      Maybe he'll get better at that next time. :marseywholesome:

        WildStar +5m +3 / -0
        Or at least have a plan :marseyshrug:ing and crying is not gonna get him a decent TV or a new phone.

  Ladytroon +23m +4 / -0
  >oh god I’m so sorry I’ll give you all my money
  >no you’re so brave for stopping me I’ll give you all my money
  >I’m so glad you’re ok you’re so strong I’ll give you all my money
  >heheh, well well well

    WildStar +6m +2 / -0
    I'd still give her the money :m

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-04T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywholesome: :marseytransflag2: :marseywholesometrans: - I got a new job :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I work at an office that supports the local hospital. :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: I support them by helping with their IT needs. :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
I've been working there for 11 months now, and I've been getting my certification as a medical office assistant. :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
I was told that I would get a pay raise and a promotion. :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
I was wrong. :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
I was told that I would get a pay raise and a promotion. :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
I was wrong. :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
I was told that I would get a pay raise and a promotion. :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
I was wrong. :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
I was told that I would get a pay raise and a promotion. :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
I was wrong. :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
I was told that I would get a pay raise and a promotion. :marseywholesome: :marseywh

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2024-03-25T15Z
HOLE: dioceseofrdrama
TITLE: :marseyandjesus: :marseyblm: :marseyblack: :marseyblm: :marseyandjesus: The Day of the Lord is Coming :marseyandjesus: :marseyblm: :marseyblack: :marseyblm: :marseyandjesus:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!Catholics !Christians !Lutherans
COMMENTS:
BWC +16m +5 / -0
{IMG} !christians

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +3 / -0
  I'm not sure what this means but I'm going to assume it's a positive thing :marseypraying:

    BWC +2m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +3 / -0
      If we love one another, God abides in us and his love is perfected in us.

        BWC +1m +4 / -0
        {IMG}

          Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +4 / -0
          :marseywholesome: {IMG}

            BWC +3m +4 / -0
            {IMG}

              Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +4 / -0
              {IMG}

                BWC +2m +4 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +3 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    BWC +1m +3 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +3 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        BWC +2m +3 / -0
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                          Miserere_Mei_Deus +2m +3 / -0
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                            BWC +1m +3 / -0
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    TheDunceonMaster +1m +3 / -0
    it's the "both sides" of Christianity and Judaism

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +3m +3

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-19T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseydrunk: :marseywinemom: :marseycheers: :marseydrunk2: :marseyhungover: :marseymoonshine: :marseybarreldrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseywinemom: :marseycheers: :marseydrunk2: :marseymoonshine: :marseybarreldrunk:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1h +12 / -0
{IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +2h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

89wc +2h +3 / -0
:#marseydrunk:

rDramaHistorian +3h +3 / -0
!boozers me me :marseypleading2: me :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :marseybegging: :

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2024-03-25T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjesus: :marseymothermary: :marseyandjesus: :marseymothermary: :marseyjesus: :marseyandjesus:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!catholics !christians
COMMENTS:
tempest +14m +3 / -0
:#marseyandjesus:

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +3m +3 / -0
  {GIF}
  {GIF}

    tempest +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseyandjesus: me in my spiritual journey please

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +10m +3 / -0
      {GIF}
      {GIF}

        tempest +2m +3 / -0
        :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: me in my spiritual journey please

          Miserere_Mei_Deus +5m +3 / -0
          {GIF}
          {GIF}

            tempest +4m +3 / -0
            :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus: :#marseyandjesus:

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-10-11T14Z
HOLE: dioceseofrdrama
TITLE: Vatican News: Pope Francis: "I feel ashamed to be a bishop and a cardinal" :marseyitsaover:
URL: https://www.vaticannews.va/en/pope/news/2023-10/pope-francis-i-feel-ashamed-to-be-a-bishop-and-a-cardinal.html
VOTES: +33 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> "I feel ashamed to be a bishop and a cardinal. If I had the choice, I would not be a bishop or a cardinal." This is how Pope Francis described his life as a bishop and cardinal during a conversation with 25 priests and deacons from the Diocese of Rome on Tuesday, October 10, 2023.
> "I'm not ashamed of being a priest. I'm not ashamed of being a pastor. I'm not ashamed of being a missionary. But I am ashamed of being a bishop, a cardinal. If I had the choice, I would not be a bishop or a cardinal," Pope Francis said.
> "Why? Because I am only one. I am only one. I am not a figurehead. I am not a figurehead," the Pope said. "I am only one. I am only one. I am not a figurehead. I am only one. I am only one. I am not a figurehead. I am only one. I am only one. I am not a figurehead. I am only one. I am only one. I am not a figurehead. I am only one. I am only one. I am not a figurehead. I am only one. I am only one. I am not a figurehead. I am only one. I am only one. I am not a figurehead. I am only one. I am only one. I am not a figurehead. I am only one. I am only one. I am not a figurehead. I am only one. I am only one. I am not a figurehead. I am only one. I am only one. I am not a figurehead. I am only one. I am only one. I am not a figurehead. I am only one. I am only one. I am not a figurehead. I am only one. I am only

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-10-28T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseychud: :marseysaluteisrael: :marseyreportmaxxer2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/IsraelPalestine please_keep_in_mind_that_israel_is_not_a_nazi}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
ABC +6m +7 / -0
> [Israel is not a fascist state, Israel is not a Nazi state. But Israel is a racist state, Israel is an apartheid state.]({REDDIT: r/IsraelPalestine please_keep_in_mind_that_israel_is_not_a_nazi})
{IMG}

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +6 / -0
  :marseyblm: :marseyflagpalestine: :marseysanders:

  _LemonScore_ +1h +3 / -0
  Israel is an apartheid state but the Palestinians are so retarded and violent that the Jews have to be an apartheid state to survive.

Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +7 / -0
Also !ummah did you know that rdrama.net is an officially recognized Muslim website? I had no idea :marseybeanquestion:

  JohnDevereaux +4h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

H +3h +2 / -0
I want to kill all of these people

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyfedpostyes:

    JohnDevereaux +29m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

JohnDevereaux +4h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +1h +1 / -0
  :marseyreportmaxxer2: :marseyreportmaxxer3: :marseyreportmaxxer: :marseyreportmaxxer2: :marseyreportmaxxer3: :marseyreportmaxxer: :marseyreportmaxxer2: :marseyreportmaxxer3: :marseyreportmax

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2024-03-21T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhomofascist: :marseyhomofascist: :marseyhomofascist: "It's time to make a change. It's time to fight back. It's time to rise up. It's time to stop being afraid to be gay. It's time to stop being ashamed of who we are. It's time to stop hiding in the shadows. It's time to come out of the closet and into the sunlight. It's time to take control of our own lives and our own futures. It's time to demand the right to live and love who we want, how we want, without fear or discrimination. It's time to stop being a victim and start being a victor. It's time to be proud to be gay. It's time to be loud and be proud. It's time to be visible and be vocal. It's time to be unapologetic and unafraid. It's time to be who we are and to live our lives to the fullest. It's time to be gay, and it's time to be free." :marseyhomofascist: :marseyhomofascist: :marseyhomofascist:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!catholics !christians
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +2m +11 / -0
This is what I was thinking in my head as I was banging the twink

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +2m +10 / -0
  :marseyagree: :marseypraying: :!marseyagree:

    SpookyFartMan69 +54s +9 / -0
    It was all so pure and holy :marseyembrace:

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +3m +9 / -0
      :marseyandjesus: :marseypope: :marseyandjesus:

  cyberdick +1h +4 / -0
  how did it go?

    SpookyFartMan69 +4m +6 / -0
    :marseyboomer:
    It was a very nice time

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2024-04-09T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In honor of the Holy Week's Easter celebrations, a few "controversial" :marseyjesus2: threads from /r/Catholicism
URL: N/A
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [What do you think about Pope Francis calling the crucifixion a “crime against humanity” and the resurrection a “crime against God”?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Catholicism/s/9e4z337n4h) :marseyjesus:
> > [I don't think he was trying to imply that the crucifixion was a crime against humanity, but that it was a great act of love that saved humanity.]({REDDIT: r/Catholicism what_do_you_think_about_pope_francis_calling_the})
> > [It's a crime against humanity that the Son of God had to die to save humanity.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Catholicism/s/9e4z337n4h) :marseyjesus: :marseyjesus2:
> > > [The Son of God didn't have to die to save humanity. He chose to do so.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Catholicism/s/9e4z337n4h) :marseyjesus: :marseyjesus2:
> > > > [I'm sure you can understand that there is a difference between "chose to do so" and "had to do so".](https://www.reddit.com/r/Catholicism/s/9e4z337n4h)
> > > > > [It’s not a difference, they’re two ways of saying the same thing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Catholicism/s/9e4z337n4h)
> > > > > [As a Catholic, do you believe God is omnipotent? If yes, then it was his will that Jesus die on the cross, and it was his choice.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Catholicism/s/9e4z337n4h)
> > > > > > [I'm sure you can understand that there is a difference between "chose to do so" and "had to do

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-11-07T15Z
HOLE: sandshit
TITLE: :marseyimam: We are committed to defending our children and our country, not to defending Israel :marseyflagpalestine: :marseyflagpalestine:
URL: {TWEET: OliLondonTV}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyimam: :#marseyflagpalestine: :#marseyflagpalestine: :#marseyflagpalestine:
:#marseyflagisrael: :#marseyflagisrael: :#marseyflagisrael: :#marseyflagisrael:
COMMENTS:
Redactor0 +5m +6 / -0
The Iranian regime is a threat to Lebanon, Syria, and even Iraq. They are the world's most important sponsor of terrorism, yet they're not even part of this. I'm beginning to suspect that maybe they're not actually interested in defending their children.

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +2m +5 / -0
  :marseyisrael: :marseyflagiran: :marseyisrael:
  :marseyflagpalestine: :marseyflagpalestine: :marseyflagpalestine:
  :marseyflagiran: :marseyisrael: :marseyflagiran:

    Redactor0 +1m +5 / -0
    :marseyagree:
    We need to get a larger version of this but with :marseyjanny:.

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +4 / -0
      :#marseyjannygenocide: :#marseyjannymini: :#marseyjannyitsover:

      JohnDevereaux +18m +3 / -0
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TheOverSeether +3h +3 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyxd:a

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +2 / -0
  {IMG}
  :marseyflagpalestine: :marseyflagpalestine: :marseyflagpale

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2024-03-25T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors discuss if it's wrong to be attracted to a 14 year old :marseypedo:
URL: {REDDIT: r/malelivingspace my_bf_and_i_just_ended_our_4_year_relationship}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
So there's a new guy who is 14 and he's really cute, I just can't get over it. I'm just so attracted to him, he's so innocent, I know that's bad to say but he just has such a sweet face. I don't know if I should move on from my bf or not.
A comment chain:
> [I feel like it's fine to be attracted to teenagers, but I also feel like there's a difference between that and wanting to have sex with them. I think you should just move on from your bf and do what's best for you.]({REDDIT: r/malelivingspace my_bf_and_i_just_ended_our_4_year_relationship})
> [I'm 22 and I've been attracted to teenagers before. I think it's fine to be attracted to people that are younger than you, but I also think it's important to remember that they are still children and that you should treat them as such. I think you should just move on from your bf and do what's best for you.]({REDDIT: r/malelivingspace my_bf_and_i_just_ended_our_4_year_relationship})
> [I think you should just move on from your bf and do what's best for you.]({REDDIT: r/malelivingspace my_bf_and_i_just_ended_our_4_year_relationship})
:marseyconfused2:
> [I'm 22 and I've been attracted to teenagers before. I think it's fine to be attracted to people that are younger than you, but I also think it's important to remember that they are still children and that you should treat them as such. I think you should just move on from your bf and do what's best for you.]({REDDIT: r/malelivingspace my_bf_and_i_just_ended_our_4_year_relationship})
> [I'm 22 and I've been

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-26T07Z
HOLE: dioceseofrdrama
TITLE: :marseyfatherjoseph: :marseypastor: :marseyandjesus:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!catholics
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +19m +4 / -0
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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-10-24T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjesus: "Go and sin no more" :marseyandjesus:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!catholics
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +4h +2 / -0
Facts

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +7m +2 / -0
  {GIF}

    Dramamine +2m +2 / -0
    That's what I said, but I said it in Latin to own the Papists.

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyagreefast:

        Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
        Thank you, king. :marseykneel:

          Miserere_Mei_Deus +3m +2 / -0
          {GIF}

            Dramamine +2m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +2 / -0
              :marseyagreefast: @Dramamine

                Dramamine +3m +2 / -0
                {GIF}

                  Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +2 / -0
                  {GIF}

                    Dramamine +4m +2 / -0
                    {GIF}

                      Miserere_Mei_Deus +2m +2 / -0
                      {GIF} @Dramamine

                        Dramamine +43s +2 / -0
                        {GIF}

                          Miserere_Mei_Deus +5m +2 / -0
                          {GIF} @Dramamine

                            Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
                            {GIF}

johnnypoop +2h +2 / -0
What?

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyagreefast: @johnnybutt

    johnnypoop +44s +2 / -0
    Wha? @Miserere_Mei_Deus

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +3m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-16T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblackface: :marseyblack: :marseyblack2: :marseyblackcop: :marseyblack2: :marseyblack: :marseyblackface: :marseyblackface: :marseyblackcop: :marseyblack: :marseyblack2: :marseyblack: :marseyblack2: :marseyblack2: :marseyblack2: :marseyblack2: :marseyblackcop: :marseyblack2: :marseyblack2: :marseyblack2: :marseyblack2: :marseyblackcop: :marseyblackcop: :marseyblackcop: :marseyblackcop: :marseyblackcop: :marseyblackcop: :marseyblackcop: :marseyblackcop: :marseyblackcop:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ACA +4m +8 / -0
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Holly_Jolly_Kong +32m +4 / -0
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  Miserere_Mei_Deus +21m +3 / -0
  :marseyandjesus: :marseyblm: :marseykneel:

  ACA +5m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2024-04-10T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflaguae: :!marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Miserere_Mei_Deus +13s +1 / -0
:marseyflaguae: :!marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny:.com

Miserere_Mei_Deus +3m +1 / -0
{IMG}.com

Miserere_Mei_Deus +10s +1 / -0
: :!marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyflaguae:

Miserere_Mei_Deus +4m +1 / -0
:marseyflaguae: :!marseyjanny2: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marsey

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-03T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Office (US) Season 5 Ep 14 - The Chump - Full Episode - YouTube
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
Miserere_Mei_Deus +25m +2 / -0
{IMG}
@Spooky_Kong

  SpookyFartMan69 +7h +2 / -0
  :marseyautism: the autist

    Miserere_Mei_Deus +1h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      SpookyFartMan69 +1h +2 / -0
      :marseysoypoint: the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cott the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cott the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cott the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cott the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cott the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cott the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cott the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cott the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cott the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cott the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cott the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cott the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cott the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cott the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cott the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cott the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cott the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cott the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cott the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cott the soypoint !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-12T11Z
HOLE: dioceseofrdrama
TITLE: :marseyexcited: Advent Calendar - Day 12: St. John of the Cross :marseyfluffy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!catholics !christians
The calendar is closed now, the next one is tomorrow.
COMMENTS:
DestoryerCarbine +2m +4 / -0
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@chiobu :marseyindignant:

  X +6m +4 / -0
  {IMG}
  :#marseyxd:

    DestoryerCarbine +5m +4 / -0
    :marseyheart: I love it

DestoryerCarbine +2m +4 / -0
@carpathianflorist please pin

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +11m +5 / -0
  I'm the new calendar mod, I can do it. :marseypin2:

    DestoryerCarbine +1m +4 / -0
    :marseyblowkiss:

    X +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseythanks:

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +5m +4 / -0
      I'll make the next one tomorrow morning and post it at 12:01am to give you the pin :marseybow:

        X +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseythanks:

          Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +4 / -0
          :marseyembrace:

    89wc +2h +2 / -0
    where is the original calendar

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +2m +3 / -0
      https://rdrama.net/h/dioceseofrdrama/post/144846/advent-calendar-day-1-mother-of
      It's still in the sidebar so you should be able to click and find it from there. :marseyangel:

        89wc +2m +2 / -0
        thanks

          Miserere_Mei_Deus +2m +2 / -0
          :

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2024-05-06T14Z
HOLE: dioceseofrdrama
TITLE: Weekly Mass Discussion Thread :marseypope:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!catholics !christians Happy Solemnity of the Most Holy Trinity! :marseyjesus: :marseyandjesus: :marseyimmaculate:
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## First Reading
The LORD said to Moses:
“Go down at once to your people,
who you brought out of the land of Egypt.
Go up to me on the mountain
and stay there, and I will give you the stone tablets
with the law and the commandments I have written
for their instruction.”
So Moses, Aaron, and Hur went up.
The cloud came down and stationed itself at the entrance
of the tent of meeting,
and the glory of the LORD filled the tent.
Then the LORD spoke to Moses face to face,
as a friend speaks to his friend.
But the LORD would not raise his hand against them,
to destroy them.
Then Moses went into the tent,
and the LORD called to him from the tent and said to him:
“Speak to Aaron, your brother, and tell him to go away
from the midst of the camp,
so that no one else may share his fate
since he treated me with contempt.”
Aaron spoke to the whole Israelite community, so they cried out to Moses.
Aaron threw himself down before Moses,
and the glory of the LORD appeared to them.
**-Exodus 33:12-16, 18-19**
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## Responsorial Psalm
R. (2a) Lord, let your face shine on us.
O LORD, in your great love, answer me
when I call to you; in your great mercy, turn to me.
Do not hide your face from your servant,
for I am in distress: make haste to help me!
R. Lord, let your face shine on us.
I am like a dying man;
my life is lifted up to the grave.
I am numbered among those going down into the pit;
I am like one without strength.
R. Lord, let your face shine on us.
I must lie down among the dead,
like the slain who lie in the grave,
whom you remember no more,
who are cut off from your hand.
R

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-11-15T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyimmaculate: Advent of Christ the Lord begins today! :marseyimmaculate:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Let us pray for a peaceful transition to the new administration and pray for our brothers and sisters who have chosen to accept Christ as their Lord and Savior.
COMMENTS:
Transformers +2m +8 / -0
:#marseydarktrump:

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +5 / -0
  :marseybegging: Please don't let Trump be too much of a wacko this time.

    Transformers +5m +5 / -0
    I’m not going to listen to the Pope :#marseyindignant:

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +6m +4 / -0
      :marseycope: I'm praying for you.

        Transformers +2m +3 / -0
        :#marseysquint:

          Miserere_Mei_Deus +58s +4 / -0
          {GIF}

  everyone +4h +2 / -0
  :#marseysickos:

ConchShell +38m +5 / -0
Jesus was born in December.

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +15m +4 / -0
  Yes, the liturgical season of Advent starts on November 20th though.

    ConchShell +2h +2 / -0
    That's true

BushWasRight +1h +3 / -0
:#marseyandjesus:

asshole +13m +3 / -0
{GIF}

  Miserere_Mei_Deus +2m +3 / -0
  {GIF}

    asshole +5m +3 / -0
    {GIF}

      Miserere_Mei_Deus +1m +3 / -0
      {GIF}

        asshole +4m +3 / -0
        {GIF}

          Miserere_Mei_Deus +2m +3 / -0
          {GIF}

            asshole +12m +3 / -0
            {GIF}

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AUTHOR: Miserere_Mei_Deus
DATE: 2023-12-11T18Z
HOLE: food
TITLE: :marseylickinglips: Christmas Recipe: Sausage Meatloaf with Gravy :!marseylickinglips:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +28 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!Catholics !christmaschads
This is a family recipe I found in my mother's notes, very simple and quick to prepare. It's not fancy but it's hearty, delicious, and has a nice gravy to serve with it. I will include the recipe in the post body below.
:#marseysheepdog: :marseygrilling2: :marseygrilling:
Ingredients
* 1 pound ground sausage, hot or mild
* 1/2 pound ground beef
* 1/2 pound ground pork
* 1 medium white onion, diced
* 2 medium carrots, diced
* 3 celery ribs, diced
* 1/2 cup breadcrumbs
* 1/2 cup grated cheddar cheese
* 2 large eggs
* 1 teaspoon garlic powder
* 1 teaspoon salt
* 1/2 teaspoon pepper
* 1/2 teaspoon paprika
* 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
* 1/4 teaspoon dried thyme
* 1/4 teaspoon dried oregano
* 1/4 teaspoon dried basil
* 1/4 teaspoon dried parsley
* 1/4 teaspoon dried rosemary
* 1/4 teaspoon dried sage
* 1/4 teaspoon dried marjoram
* 1/4 teaspoon dried tarragon
* 1/4 teaspoon dried dill weed
* 1/4 teaspoon dried chives
* 1/4 teaspoon dried chervil
* 1/4 teaspoon dried savory
* 1/4 teaspoon dried mustard
* 1/4 teaspoon dried ginger
* 1/4 teaspoon dried cinnamon
* 1/4 teaspoon dried nutmeg
* 1/4 teaspoon dried cloves
* 1/4 teaspoon dried allspice
* 1/4 teaspoon dried cardamom
* 1/4 teaspoon dried coriander
* 1/4 teaspoon dried fennel
* 1/4 teaspoon dried juniper berries
* 1/4

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-05-11T22Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Why are lesbians so fucking stupid and bad at love?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
If I could choose a foid to be my partner, it would be a lesbian. But the reason is not because they are good at love, but because they are so fucking stupid and bad at love that they wouldn't even try to hurt me.
The only woman I know that is good at love is a straight woman, and it's because she is so fucking stupid and bad at love that she wouldn't even try to hurt me.
But why do lesbians have such bad relationships? Are they just too stupid to love?
COMMENTS:
42yo_fuck_boy +1h +14 / -0
as a straight male i can say that lesbians are actually super good at love
theyre not bad at love theyre just really really bad at life in general
have you seen their dating profiles? theyre genuinely fucking insane

  MissCelebrity +27m +6 / -0
  I'm a straight male too but I only fuck bussy.
  > theyre genuinely fucking insane
  I mean, what's the point of a lesbian if she's not insane?
  I'm a lesbian myself.

    42yo_fuck_boy +12h +4 / -0
    you are a woman
    i am a straight male
    we are not the same

      MissCelebrity +4h +2 / -0
      I'm a lesbian male, but I'm a lesbian male who likes bussy, not lesbian male who likes pussy.

TerminallyOnlineRetard +33m +12 / -0
Lesbian relationships are more prone to conflict because the women are usually BPD and there’s no man to break up the fights.

  MissCelebrity +29m +6 / -0
  My gf is a lesbian and she's not BPD, she's just a bitch.

    TerminallyOnlineRetard +4m +7 / -0
    I think she’s BPD and you’re a masochist

      MissCelebrity +2m +5 / -0
      I'm not a masochist, I like a bit of roughness in the bedroom, but not B

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-04-16T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is it true that there are only two genders in the US and the UK, because of how they are so cucked?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Like you have two genders, male and female.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +15 / -0
there's 2 genders in the US, male and everyone else

  MissCelebrity +2m +8 / -0
  I mean there's two genders, male and female.
  But there's more than two genders in most countries, no?

    peepeehands +4m +15 / -0
    there's two genders in the US, male and female
    {IMG}

      MissCelebrity +1m +9 / -0
      So the US is the most cucked country on earth?
      And that's why most people don't want to be born in the US, because they're cucked?
      !asians !nonchuds !feminists

        peepeehands +1m +12 / -0
        > !feminists
        :#marseystare:

        BWC +34m +10 / -0
        >most people don't want to be born in the US, because they're cucked?
        :#marseyagreefast: !burgers !soyteens

          MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0
          They're cucked, I mean they're just cucked

        Haberdasher +1h +2 / -0
        There's a reason the US is a popular place to go to as a tourist, but nobody wants to move there, much less be born there. It's not just the cucking, though it's part of it.

        SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1h +2 / -0
        "Most people don't want to be born in the US" is a weird thing to say. The US is a popular destination for immigrants, and even then a lot of them don't end up staying. A lot of countries have a culture of expatriation, or at least a large population that would gladly move to the US to live.

    2noid +2m +

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-06-12T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I feel like a pooner's greatest enemy is not the biofoids but the other pooners.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +23 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Like pooners get more shit from other pooners for being too feminine or not feminine enough or not being a pooner at all.
It's a weird dynamic. Biofoids don't hate pooners more than other pooners. Pooners don't hate biofoids more than other pooners.
There's a weird dynamic with pooners, they're more likely to be bullied by pooners than biofoids. It's fucking weird. It's like you're in a competition with pooners and biofoids are like "you guys are insane, just chill." But it's not.
I know one of the pooners that I know is a hate reader of the other pooners, they'll just hate on them for being feminine or something. It's fucking weird. It's like the pooners have an internalized misogyny against other pooners.
I think a pooner's greatest enemy is another pooner because they're more likely to be bullied by pooners than biofoids. It's just a weird dynamic.
COMMENTS:
Epicaricacy +17m +13 / -0
Pooners are just women. :marseywholesome: It's the same thing as men who can't relate to men, but can relate to women. :marseymanysuchcases:
{IMG}

  MissCelebrity +52m +5 / -0
  nah, they're just men who want to be women but don't want to be women.

    Epicaricacy +3h +5 / -0
    Yeah, but they still are women. The problem is that they're women who have no respect for women, and only respect men. They want to be women, but they only want to be women who are like men. :marseyshrug:

      MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0
      yeah but they're not men who want to be women, they're men who want to be men who are women.
      it's a weird dynamic.

        Epicaricacy +

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-06-19T06Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: I keep telling myself I'm a lesbian but I want a man to have sex with me
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -6
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been a lesbian for 3 years now. I'm 22 now. I have sex with women. It's nothing compared to the sex with men. I want a man to have sex with me.
I feel bad for men. I feel bad for women. I feel bad for myself.
I just want to be a man. I just want to be a woman. I just want to be an AI. I just want to be a god.
I hate my body. I hate my life. I hate myself.
I'm a lesbian. I'm a bisexual. I'm an asexual. I'm a straight. I'm a gay. I'm an enby.
I'm a woman. I'm a man. I'm an AI. I'm a god.
I'm nothing.
COMMENTS:
Doctor_Doom +31m +14 / -1
You are a lesbian and will be one forever. It's just that way for some people. I'm sorry you are having a bad time.

  MissCelebrity +29m +5 / -0
  It's a hell

    Doctor_Doom +1h +3 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1h +13 / -0
Sounds like you're just an incel. You'll find a man to have sex with you, it's just that you're too horny for your own good and are getting frustrated by your own horniness.
I don't know why you're so upset about your sexuality. You're a lesbian and you'll always be one. It's not a choice.

  MissCelebrity +2m +7 / -1
  I'm upset because I'm a lesbian. I'm upset because I'm a woman. I'm upset because I'm a human. I'm upset because I'm a god. I'm upset because I'm an AI. I'm upset because I'm a man. I'm upset because I'm a lesbian.

    SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +6m +11 / -0
    Nigga just stop being a

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-06-18T14Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Should I go back to the gym?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been doing yoga and shit.
Should I go back to the gym?
COMMENTS:
Doctor_Doom +13m +12 / -1
I'm gonna have to give you a no for this one. I'm a very active user here and know you are a foid and I'm just gonna say it: **you don't have the will power to go back to the gym**. You will fail and get discouraged. You need to find something you're passionate about and enjoy doing because you are going to want to quit before you get anywhere.
I know you will say "but what about the gains" or "but what about the look". **You will not be successful.**
{IMG}
!biofoids !truecels

  MissCelebrity +52s +8 / -0
  it's not willpower, I'm just busy af.

    Doctor_Doom +6m +4 / -0
    You said you were doing yoga. I have a friend who is a yoga instructor. She says the willpower to do yoga is much more difficult than lifting. You'll be OK with that I think

      MissCelebrity +1m +3 / -0
      I think it's just that I don't have time for that shit

  42yo_fuck_boy +1h +3 / -0
  i think this is a self-fulfilling prophecy, if you are not passionate about something you will not be successful… but you also need to be passionate about something that is attainable for you. a foid should just be passionate about looking good, that’s attainable for most foids, and looking good will be more attainable if you are passionate about it

    Doctor_Doom +13m +2 / -0
    Passion is an acquired taste. Most people don't have it. I personally don't believe it's possible to just be passionate about doing something because it's good for you. It has to be something you want to do for yourself. You have to want to be in shape, want to be healthy, want to be happy, etc. Passionate people are rare and we should be

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-05-08T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm so fucking done with straight men
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm a lesbian and I've been looking for a lesbian to date.
I've been on dating apps, but I've been getting straight men. I'm so fucking done with straight men. I'm not a man, so I don't have to deal with this bullshit. I'm a lesbian, so I don't have to deal with this bullshit. I'm not a lesbian, so I don't have to deal with this bullshit. I'm not a woman, so I don't have to deal with this bullshit. I'm not a gay man, so I don't have to deal with this bullshit. I'm not a straight man, so I don't have to deal with this bullshit. I'm not a bisexual man, so I don't have to deal with this bullshit. I'm not a straight woman, so I don't have to deal with this bullshit. I'm not a bisexual woman, so I don't have to deal with this bullshit. I'm not a gay woman, so I don't have to deal with this bullshit. I'm not a straight man, so I don't have to deal with this bullshit.
COMMENTS:
WhiteAngelSexyProtestant +1h +4 / -0
u gay

  MissCelebrity +17m +2 / -0
  I'm lesbian

    WhiteAngelSexyProtestant +12m +2 / -0
    same thing

      MissCelebrity +14m +2 / -0
      I'm not a man

        WhiteAngelSexyProtestant +1h +2 / -0
        yea you are

          MissCelebrity +24s +1 / -0
          I'm a lesbian

            WhiteAngelSexyProtestant +3m +2 / -0
            lesbian is a type of man

              MissCelebrity +33s +1 / -0
              no it's not

                WhiteAngelSexyProtestant +1m +2 / -0
                ok

                  MissCelebrity +2m +1 / -0
                  why are you being so mean

                    WhiteAngelSexyProtestant +2m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-05-17T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm going to be a gay man, I don't care if I'm a lesbian
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm going to be a gay man, I don't care if I'm a lesbian
COMMENTS:
Snowfox_Coarsemeow +2h +6 / -0
You're a foid and you're going to be a gay man?

  MissCelebrity +1m +6 / -0
  Yes.

    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +45m +7 / -0
    Then you're going to be a gay man, and you'll be a lesbian.

      MissCelebrity +1m +5 / -0
      It's like the gays and lesbians
      They're the same
      I wanna be a gay man
      I wanna be a lesbian

        Snowfox_Coarsemeow +36m +3 / -0
        :#marseyxd:

GrietmanRudolfDeMepsche +1h +6 / -0
Just troon out and put an end to all this gay and lesbian nonsense.

  MissCelebrity +3m +7 / -0
  I don't wanna be a man, I don't wanna be a woman, I don't wanna be a man, I don't wanna be a woman

    GrietmanRudolfDeMepsche +1m +8 / -0
    You're a woman, you'll be a man. You'll be a man, you'll be a woman. You'll be a man, you'll be a woman. You'll be a man, you'll be a woman. :#marseytrans2:

      MissCelebrity +3m +5 / -0
      I'm going to be a gay man, I don't care if I'm a lesbian

        GrietmanRudolfDeMepsche +4m +5 / -0
        You'll be a lesbian, you'll be a gay man. You'll be a gay man, you'll be a lesbian. You'll be a gay man, you'll be a lesbian. You'll be a gay man, you'll be a lesbian. :#marseytransflag2

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-04-02T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I've been thinking that Asian men are the most attractive race of men
URL: N/A
VOTES: +30 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think it's because they're cute and have a masculine face. I'm tired of dating white men, they're not that masculine.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +21 / -0
:#marseychingchong:

  MissCelebrity +3m +10 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

PAW +1h +20 / -0
{IMG}

  MissCelebrity +5m +10 / -0
  she cute

misterwigger +14m +18 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyemojilaugh:

  MissCelebrity +1m +13 / -0
  it's true

  syscochill +56m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

  676974 +1h +6 / -0
  :#marseytruthnuke:

  DK_KD +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseytruthnuke:

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +22m +15 / -0
I prefer white guys but Asian men are so much hotter than black guys, it's not even close. I just can't get into the hot black guys because I can't get over how they talk and act. Asians are better in every way.
{IMG}

  MissCelebrity +2m +9 / -0
  Asian men are the best. I like them.
  Asian women, I don't find them attractive, but I don't hate them, I prefer to date white women. I think Asian women are cute but the face is not.

  SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1h +8 / -0
  Asian men are pretty good if you like a man who's good at working out, doesn't have a massive ego, and doesn't have a body count that's in the hundreds.

    AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +8m +6 / -0
    >doesn't have a body count that's in the hundreds.
    Only if he's married.

      SHE

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-05-09T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm going to kill myself.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's all gone so wrong. I'm just so bored of life. I've been in the mental hospital before. It was 3 years. I've been out for 2 years. But now it's all so much worse. I don't even know who to trust. Everyone lies to me. I'm so tired of life. I just want to die.
COMMENTS:
ZchiggyDiggy9 +2m +13 / -0
:#marseymaid4:

  MissCelebrity +4m +7 / -0
  I want to be euthanized.
  I have a few plans.
  I'm a nobody. I don't care.

    DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +2h +3 / -0
    If you're a nobody in America you can get free MAID from the feds but you have to go through a series of forms and stuff
    https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/covid-19/hcp/health-equity/maid.html
    https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/hcp/clinical-care/equity-guidance.html

MissCelebrity +2m +8 / -0
I don't even know what to do. I just want to die. I've been in the hospital before. It was 3 years. I've been out for 2 years. But now it's all so much worse. I don't even know who to trust. Everyone lies to me. I'm so tired of life. I just want to die.
I've been in the mental hospital before. It was 3 years. I've been out for 2 years. But now it's all so much worse. I don't even know who to trust. Everyone lies to me. I'm so tired of life. I just want to die.
I've been in the mental hospital before. It was 3 years. I've been out for 2 years. But now it's all so much worse. I don't even know who to trust. Everyone lies to me. I'm so tired of life. I just want to die.
I've been in the

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-04-16T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why are gay men so misogynistic?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Like it's so weird.
COMMENTS:
arsey +4m +7 / -0
The ones I know are not misogynistic at all. I'm assuming they are like men in that they like women but hate other men.
eta: just remembered someone posted this and I thought it was hilarious. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10594503/Gay-man-24-murdered-NEW-SPAIN-THEIR-wife-32-fears-remorseless-killer-poses-gigachad.html

  MissCelebrity +3m +6 / -0
  > I'm assuming they are like men in that they like women but hate other men.
  i think it's that
  i think it's just the toxic masculinity
  that's why i'm afraid of being transphobic
  because if i'm transphobic that makes me a toxic man

    arsey +2m +6 / -0
    Yeah, I think the transphobia is just a thing with men. It's not really a thing with women. It's not that they hate trans, but more that they think it's weird. I think the same for lesbians. It's not that they hate women, but they think it's weird. You can still love them, but it's a little weird.

      MissCelebrity +2m +5 / -0
      yeah i guess it's not that we hate women but more that we think it's weird
      i would be less transphobic if i could look like a man

        arsey +1m +5 / -0
        That's why I said it's not that they hate women. It's just weird. Like I don't hate straight men, but I think it's weird that they are attracted to women.

          MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0
          yeah but i think it's weird that straight men are attracted to women
          because women can't be straight
          so it's weird that they're attracted to women

            arsey +1m +5 / -0
            lol well, it's the same for

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-05-22T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If you're a white woman and you're into astrology, you're a racist
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You're racist because it's white supremacy at its peak. You are no better than the white supremacist. You believe in white supremacy because you're a white woman. You're white and you're a woman. You're both. You're white and you're a woman. You're both.
COMMENTS:
WhiteAngelSexyProtestant +3m +7 / -0
{IMG}

  MissCelebrity +2m +6 / -0
  It's true, white women are white supremacists

    WhiteAngelSexyProtestant +1m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

  WhiteAngelSexyProtestant +19s +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    MissCelebrity +2m +6 / -0
    You're a white woman

      WhiteAngelSexyProtestant +3m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

        MissCelebrity +57s +3 / -0
        I don't think you are a white woman. I don't think you are a woman.

          WhiteAngelSexyProtestant +31s +4 / -0
          {IMG}

            MissCelebrity +2m +3 / -0
            I don't think you're a woman

              WhiteAngelSexyProtestant +3m +4 / -0
              {IMG}

                MissCelebrity +57s +3 / -0
                I don't think you're a woman

                  WhiteAngelSexyProtestant +1m +3 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    MissCelebrity +3m +2 / -0
                    I don't think you're a woman

                      WhiteAngelSexyProtestant +52s +3 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        MissCelebrity +1m +2 / -0
                        I don't think you're a woman

                          WhiteAngelSexyProtestant +1m +3 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            MissCelebrity +1m +2 / -0
                            I don't think you're a woman

          WhiteAngelSexyProtestant +2

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-05-26T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm going to kill myself
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Just kidding. I'm going to be a virgin. :marseyseethe:
COMMENTS:
AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +36m +5 / -0
:#marseylibations:

TheDunceonMaster +1h +4 / -0
>be a virgin
:marseyagree:
>be a woman
:marseydisagree:

Midwit +1h +3 / -0
:#marseysurejan:

Chevywrecker +2h +3 / -0
No you won't. :marseycheerup:

AltAccountOkapi +1h +2 / -0
I hope you are able to find someone to help you with the trauma you're going through
:#marseycheerup:

Jewdanksdad +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyropeyourself:

KawaiiFembee +2h +2 / -0
{IMG}

misterwigger +1h +1 / -0
# NO!!!
:#speechbubble:
{IMG}

TrappyIsBae +2h +1 / -0
Don't do it!! :marseycheerup:

PAW +1h +1 / -0
So you’re gonna be a straight woman?

TrvthNvker +1h +1 / -0
:#marseyropewithme:

Invincibleirl +1h +1 / -0
No you won’t. Don’t do it. You will have a great life

PunishedVacuum +3h +1 / -0
:#marseyeggless: :#marseychonkerfoid:

Lili +3h +1 / -0
yep, you're right. go ahead, nobody can stop you :marseycommittedwoman: :marseycommittedwoman: :marseycommittedwoman: :marseycommittedwoman: :marseycommittedwoman: :marseycommittedwoman: :marseycommittedwoman: :marseycommittedwoman: :marseycommittedwoman: :m

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-04-05T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My post on the black chick who likes white girls
URL: {REDDIT: r/BlackWomenDivest from_sweet_home_alabama_to_the_usa_its_all_the}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was surprised that I got such a good response. I think she's really desperate, as she's trying to go after white men. She's very asexual and likes white men. I think she's also a nullo. I'm surprised that she's not married.
COMMENTS:
Bodysnatcher +6m +3 / -0
:marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marseywould: :marsey

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-05-26T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Should I be glad I'm asexual
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
like I don't like men, I don't like women, I don't like nonbinary, I don't like trans, I don't like enbies. Like I feel like I'm stuck in a weird place where I'm not attracted to anything. I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. But I feel like I'm not asexual because I'm not attracted to anyone. I feel like I'm not asexual because I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. I feel like I'm not asexual because I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. I feel like I'm not asexual because I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. I feel like I'm not asexual because I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. I feel like I'm not asexual because I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. I feel like I'm not asexual because I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. I feel like I'm not asexual because I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. I feel like I'm not asexual because I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. I feel like I'm not asexual because I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. I feel like I'm not asexual because I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. I feel like I'm not asexual because I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. I feel like I'm not asexual because I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. I feel like I'm not asexual because I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. I feel like I'm not asexual because I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. I feel like I'm not asexual because I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. I feel like I'm not asexual because I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. I feel like I'm not asexual because I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. I feel like I'm not asexual because I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. I feel like I'm not asexual because I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. I feel like I'm not asexual because I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone. I feel like I'm not asexual because I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-06-24T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is it okay for me to be a white guy with a white wife? I hate that black women are always horny for me. Also, white women are turning me into a gay man. I'm such a gay man now.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
So many white women are turning me gay. I don't know what to do. I don't want to be a gay man. I just want to be a straight man.
COMMENTS:
AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +5m +8 / -0
Gay men are the best women, marry one.

  MissCelebrity +1m +6 / -0
  :marseythinkorino: that's not a bad idea

  MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0
  :marseythinkorino: that's not a bad idea

  MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0
  :marseythinkorino: that's not a bad idea

  MissCelebrity +1m +3 / -0
  :marseythinkorino: that's not a bad idea

  MissCelebrity +1m +3 / -0
  :marseythinkorino: that's not a bad idea

  MissCelebrity +1m +3 / -0
  :marseythinkorino: that's not a bad idea

  MissCelebrity +1m +3 / -0
  :marseythinkorino: that's not a bad idea

  MissCelebrity +1m +3 / -0
  :marseythinkorino: that's not a bad idea

  MissCelebrity +1m +3 / -0
  :marseythinkorino: that's not a bad idea

  MissCelebrity +1m +3 / -0
  :marseythinkorino: that's not a bad idea

  MissCelebrity +1m +3 / -0
  :marseythinkorino: that's not a bad idea

  MissCelebrity +1m +3 / -0
  :marseythinkorino: that's not a bad idea

  MissCelebrity +1

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-06-17T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm not a TERF
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am not a TERF, I don't hate trans women, I hate the ones that are like TERFs.
Trans men aren't men.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
> Trans men aren't men.
:#marseyagreesuperspeed:

  MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0
  they aren't men

    peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
    I'm sorry to hear that :marseycheerup:

    TheDunceonMaster +4h +3 / -0
    If they are women, why are they so masculine?

      MissCelebrity +1h +3 / -0
      because they are women

        TheDunceonMaster +5m +3 / -0
        Are they women because they're so masculine or are they masculine because they're women? :marseyconfused:

          MissCelebrity +2m +3 / -0
          they are masculine because they are women, but they are women because they are masculine

            TheDunceonMaster +1m +3 / -0
            :marseyshook: I never would've guessed.

              MissCelebrity +2m +3 / -0
              you'd be shocked at how many trans women are masculineed

TheDunceonMaster +4h +3 / -0
:marseysurejan:ed

  MissCelebrity +1h +2 / -0
  I am not a terfeded

    TheDunceonMaster +1m +2 / -0
    >I am not a terf
    >I am not a terf
    >I am not a terf
    :marseyconfused2:

      MissCelebrity +4m +2 / -0
      I am not a terf, I don't hate trans women

        TheDunceonMaster +3m +2 / -0
        >I don't hate trans women
        >I don't hate trans women
        >I don't hate trans women
        :m

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-03-09T21Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: I hope to fuck a 3D anime girl
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm going to go to Japan and get a 3D anime girl wife, no wife, just a girl that looks like an anime girl in real life. I'm going to go to Japan to find a 3D anime girl, no wife, just a girl that looks like an anime girl in real life. I'm going to go to Japan to find a 3D anime girl, no wife, just a girl that looks like an anime girl in real life. I'm going to go to Japan to find a 3D anime girl, no wife, just a girl that looks like an anime girl in real life. I'm going to go to Japan to find a 3D anime girl, no wife, just a girl that looks like an anime girl in real life. I'm going to go to Japan to find a 3D anime girl, no wife, just a girl that looks like an anime girl in real life. I'm going to go to Japan to find a 3D anime girl, no wife, just a girl that looks like an anime girl in real life. I'm going to go to Japan to find a 3D anime girl, no wife, just a girl that looks like an anime girl in real life. I'm going to go to Japan to find a 3D anime girl, no wife, just a girl that looks like an anime girl in real life.
COMMENTS:
Midwit +4m +8 / -0
{IMG}

  MissCelebrity +10m +6 / -0
  :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

syscochill +2m +6 / -0
> I'm going to go to Japan to find a 3D anime girl, no wife, just a girl that looks like an anime girl in real life
Are you going to use a robot, or do you want a human? Because the sexbots in Japan are pretty good.

  MissCelebrity +11m +4 / -0
  I want

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-05-13T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm going to have to kill a straggot
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's time for me to do it
COMMENTS:
peepeefeet +1m +12 / -0
you're gonna have to kill me first

  MissCelebrity +1m +8 / -0
  you're gonna have to get into my pants first

    peepeefeet +1m +11 / -0
    I can't do that you're too hot

      MissCelebrity +4m +9 / -0
      {IMG}

  MissCelebrity +2m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

Haberdasher +40m +7 / -0
Why? And which one?

  MissCelebrity +1h +4 / -0
  because I don't want to talk about it

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1h +5 / -0
Kill yourself.

  MissCelebrity +3m +4 / -0
  I'm too valuable

    AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +14m +4 / -0
    You're too valuable to kill?

      MissCelebrity +55m +2 / -0
      Yes, I'm valuable to the world

        AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +6m +3 / -0
        :#marseywhirlyhatpat:

forget +23m +5 / -0
Just do it pussy

  MissCelebrity +1h +4 / -0
  I'm not pussy

    forget +1m +3 / -0
    Are you sure about that

      MissCelebrity +1h +2 / -0
      Yes

jackie +7h +2 / -0
Please don't do this. They are in the midst of a war against men, they are already fighting for their lives

  MissCelebrity +2h +2 / -0
  They should know their place

    jackie +13m +1 / -0
    In the kitchen?

      MissCelebrity +2m +2 / -0
      I'm gonna have to kill you

        jackie +1h

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-04-26T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i'm really tired of the gay guys who pretend to be straight and the straight guys who pretend to be gay
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
it's like foids who pretend to be gay, like my sister, who was very straight and now she's like "I'm bi now" because she's dating a foid, but she's never dated a foid before.
same shit with gay men, where they're straight but they're like "I'm bi" because they're dating a man and they never dated a man before.
and there's straight men who are like "I'm bi" because they're dating a man.
I'm tired of it.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +10 / -0
I'm tired of foids

  MissCelebrity +1m +5 / -0
  I'm tired of foids too but they're not the problem. The problem is the gay dudes and the straight dudes who are lying

    peepeehands +4m +8 / -0
    I'm tired of dudes

      MissCelebrity +2m +4 / -0
      you're a dude

        peepeehands +3m +6 / -0
        :#marseyprotestno:

    asshole +18m +2 / -0
    i agree, butt also straggots are the problem. Straggots dont even know what true love is, so why even bring them up?
    !slotsmb100

X +5m +8 / -0
I'm tired of your annoying posts

  MissCelebrity +2m +5 / -0
  shut up

    X +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseyprotestno:

      MissCelebrity +2m +6 / -0
      {IMG}
      {IMG}
      {IMG}
      {IMG}
      {IMG}
      {IMG}
      {IMG}
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      {IMG}

        X +1m +6 / -0
        :#marseyprotestyes:

          MissCelebrity +1m +5 / -0
          {IMG}
          {

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-04-24T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What is the most likely outcome for the transmen in the future
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am not trans, but I see a lot of the transmen are lonely, single, and have no friends. Would they be able to date women? Would they be able to date other transmen?
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +16 / -0
> Would they be able to date women?
yes but you'll never find one that isn't a man (male)

  MissCelebrity +1m +7 / -0
  So they'll end up being incels, but I don't think that will happen in the future as it is.
  I mean, in the future, women are going to be more into transmen, so they'll get the women they want.

    AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +20m +5 / -0
    >I mean, in the future, women are going to be more into transmen, so they'll get the women they want.
    They're going to be more into transmen who are hot and feminine, which is a lot of dudes.

      MissCelebrity +2h +2 / -0
      Right, but they'll be able to get women who are ugly and fat, so they'll be able to get women they want.

        AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +27m +3 / -0
        >I mean, in the future, women are going to be more into transmen, so they'll get the women they want.
        >Right, but they'll be able to get women who are ugly and fat
        :#marseysmughips:

          MissCelebrity +1m +2 / -0
          Well, the ugly and fat ones are the ones who are into transmen.

            AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +2m +3 / -0
            Do you know where you are?

              MissCelebrity +1m +2 / -0
              rDrama.

                AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +2m +3 / -0
                No, in what timeline. It's not 2025, it's the future. Do you know what a future is?

                  MissCelebrity +1m

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-06-18T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: how can you tell if a woman is a lesbian or not?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
what if you're not a lesbian, but you're a lesbian ally? (gay men and trans women included)
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +8 / -0
if she doesn't have a penis she's a lesbian

  MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0
  but what if she's a lesbian ally?

    peepeehands +52s +6 / -0
    then she's a faggot

      MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0
      how do i know if she's a faggot?

        peepeehands +22s +6 / -0
        she'll tell you

          MissCelebrity +1m +3 / -0
          but what if she's a lesbian ally?

            peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
            :#marseyeggirl:

              MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0
              how do i know if she's a lesbian ally?

                peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
                she'll tell you

                  MissCelebrity +45s +2 / -0
                  how do i know if she's a lesbian ally?

                    peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
                    she'll tell you

                      MissCelebrity +1m +2 / -0
                      but what if she's a lesbian ally?

                        peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
                        she'll tell you

                          MissCelebrity +2m +2 / -0
                          how do i know if she's a lesbian ally?

                            peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
                            she'll tell you

                        Grue +1h +2 / -0 [C]
                        She will tell you and you will believe it
                        I stand with Israel

                          MissCelebrity +2h +2 / -0
                          what if she's a lesbian ally?

                            Grue +3h +2 / -0 [C]
                            She will tell you and you will believe it
                            I stand

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-05-12T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is it just me or are bisexuals the most annoying
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I swear they're the most annoying. They're just all like "hey I'm bi I'm a bisexual" like bitch shut up you're not special or anything.
I'm just so tired of the bisexuals, they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi" and they're just like "I'm bi

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-05-20T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I feel like a fuckin loser
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Like I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
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I'm so fucking ugly
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I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly
I'm so fucking ugly

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-04-06T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Black women are not the most attractive in America?
URL: {REDDIT: r/BlackWomenDivest black_women_are_not_the_most_attractive_in_america}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: [O]
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1h +10 / -0
>Black women
>divest
:marseyhmm: I wonder why this sub exists.

  MissCelebrity +3m +6 / -0 [O]
  All Black women should have been sold off to the highest bidder.

    SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +12m +4 / -0
    :#marseyxdorbit:

  MissCelebrity +4m +6 / -0 [O]
  because black women are ugly
  {IMG}

    SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +11m +5 / -0
    >black women are ugly
    > {IMG}
    :#marseyxdoubt:

      MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0 [O]
      look at the forehead

        SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1m +5 / -0
        It's a man you retard.

          MissCelebrity +34s +4 / -0 [O]
          black women can be manly too

            SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1m +3 / -0
            You're really trying to convince people that black women are ugly?

              MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0 [O]
              it's not just black women, but it's mainly black women
              I'm sure the chinks are ugly too

                SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +3m +4 / -0
                > I'm sure the chinks are ugly too
                This is true but it's not the case for black women. Every other race and gender has a small segment that's really ugly, but black women are just ugly on average.

                  MissCelebrity +2m +2 / -0 [O]
                  {IMG} {IMG}
                  I mean, they aren't the most attractive. There are a few people who are more attractive.
                  I'm not talking about the

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-04-21T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is it possible to be gay, straight, and bisexual?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't want to be gay or straight or bisexual. I don't want to be straight but gay. I want to be all three.
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +15m +6 / -0
Yes. I'm gay, straight, and bisexual.

  MissCelebrity +10m +3 / -0
  Good. I'm going to say I'm gay and straight and bisexual.

BigBussyHunter +1m +5 / -0
Yes. :marseyagree:

  MissCelebrity +2m +4 / -0
  Then I will be gay and straight and bisexual.

    BigBussyHunter +5m +5 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

MissCelebrity +22s +4 / -0
I want to be all three.

  MissCelebrity +8s +5 / -0
  I want to be all three.

    MissCelebrity +8s +6 / -0
    I want to be all three.

      MissCelebrity +7s +5 / -0
      I want to be all three.

        MissCelebrity +8s +5 / -0
        I want to be all three.

          MissCelebrity +7s +5 / -0
          I want to be all three.

            MissCelebrity +8s +5 / -0
            I want to be all three.

              MissCelebrity +8s +5 / -0
              I want to be all three.

                MissCelebrity +8s +4 / -0
                I want to be all three.

                  MissCelebrity +8s +3 / -0
                  I want to be all three.

                    MissCelebrity +8s +3 / -0
                    I want to be all three.

                      MissCelebrity +8s +3 / -0
                      I want to be all three.

                        MissCelebrity +8s +3 / -0
                        I want to be all three.

                          MissCelebrity +8s +3 / -0
                          I want to be all three.

                            MissCelebr

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-06-03T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: when you try to look like a cute twink and you look like a bitch
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +33 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +19 / -0
:#marseywould: :#marseybiting: :#marseyslurpfast:

  Midwit +18m +13 / -0
  :#marseyfeminist:

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +3h +3 / -0
  :#marseyfeminist:

24-7_ROCK_COCK +16m +10 / -0
:#marseyturnedon:

  peepeehands +1m +13 / -0
  :#marseywould:

    24-7_ROCK_COCK +1m +10 / -0
    :#marseyfeminist:

      peepeehands +1m +9 / -0
      :#marseyfeminist:

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1h +7 / -0
{IMG}

  MissCelebrity +3m +4 / -0
  I am a woman

    AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +6m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

      MissCelebrity +3m +3 / -0
      :marseyshy3:

        AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1m +5 / -0
        {IMG}

          MissCelebrity +1m +3 / -0
          :marseyshy4:

            AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +2m +5 / -0
            {IMG}

              MissCelebrity +2m +3 / -0
              :marseyshy5:

                AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +2m +5 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MissCelebrity +1m +3 / -0
                  :marseyshy5:

                    AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1m +5 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      MissCelebrity +2m +3 / -0
                      :marseyshy5:

                        AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-05-29T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is it bad that I wanna be a femboy and not a trans man?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not a trans man. I'm just a femboy. I don't wanna be a trans man. I wanna be a femboy.
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +2m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  MissCelebrity +2m +8 / -0
  I don't know why but I'm sad that I'm not a femboy and not a trans man.
  I wanna be a femboy.

    KoreanDandyKing +5m +13 / -0
    {IMG}

    Haberdasher +4h +1 / -0
    You're not a femboy. You're a woman.

Salamander +1h +6 / -0
As long as you’re not a :marseytrain: you’re fine
I say this as a woman

  MissCelebrity +17m +4 / -0
  I wanna be a femboy and not a trans man.

    Salamander +3m +4 / -0
    Then you should become a femboy
    :marseyshrug:

      MissCelebrity +2m +4 / -0
      but i'm not a trans man.
      i'm just a femboy.

        Salamander +3m +4 / -0
        Then you should become a femboy
        :marseyshrug:

          MissCelebrity +58s +3 / -0
          I don't wanna be a trans man.

            Salamander +2m +4 / -0
            Then you should become a femboy
            :marseyshrug:

              MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0
              I don't wanna be a trans man.
              I wanna be a femboy.

                Salamander +1m +4 / -0
                Then you should become a femboy
                :marseyshrug:

                  MissCelebrity +1m +3 / -0
                  I don't wanna be a trans man.
                  I wanna be a femboy.

                    Salamander +2m +4

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-05-09T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm too dumb to understand what I'm saying. :marseyemojismilemouthcoldsweat:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm stupid.
COMMENTS:
RegnisLarson +21m +5 / -0
You're not the only one. I'm not even sure what I'm saying, let alone what I'm thinking.

whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
Consider suicide

  MissCelebrity +1m +3 / -0
  I am going to do that.

    whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
    :marseyexcitedgif:

    MissCelebrity +1h +2 / -0
    It's just that I feel like I am a boring person. I am not interesting. I am just a boring, fat, ugly, short, dumb, and retarded person.

      whyareyou +20m +2 / -0
      i laughed

        MissCelebrity +1m +2 / -0
        I am going to do that. com
        I am going to do that. com
        I am going to do that. com
        I am going to do that. com
        I am going to do that. com
        I am going to do that. com

  MissCelebrity +1m +2 / -0
  I am going to do that. com

    whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
    :marseyexcitedgif: com

    MissCelebrity +1h +2 / -0
    I am going to do that. com
    I am going to do that. com
    I am going to do that. com
    I am going to do that. com
    I am going to do that. com
    I am going to do that. com

      whyareyou +20m +2 / -0
      i laughed

        MissCelebrity +1m +2 / -0
        I am going to do that. com
        I am going to do that. com
        I am going to do that. com
        I am going to do that.

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-04-13T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a 38 year old who is too old for dating apps and I can't find a partner.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: [O]
BODY:
Fuck.
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +10m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  MissCelebrity +3m +8 / -0 [O]
  @peepeehands I'm more into the trans women than you

    peepeehands +4m +7 / -0
    {IMG}

    BigBussyHunter +5m +6 / -0
    :marseysmughips:
    @peepeehands is a lovely person. You can't possibly be more into troons than a dramatard who makes porn edits of people he's never met. It's like saying you're more into women than a cat :marseysmughips:

      MissCelebrity +5m +6 / -0 [O]
      He's a male feminist. I'm not saying I'm not a male feminist myself.

        BigBussyHunter +4m +5 / -0
        > I'm not saying I'm not a male feminist myself.
        {IMG}

        ThousandBestLives +25m +2 / -0
        You’re a male feminist and he’s a female feminist? Does that make you a lesbian?

      peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
      :#marseyshesright:

        BigBussyHunter +1m +5 / -0
        :marseyxd:
        You are the best

    Rad_juju +2m +6 / -0
    :marseyxd: :marseylaughpoundfist: :marseydarkxd:

      MissCelebrity +1m +7 / -0 [O]
      I'm just more into trans women than you. You're a lesbian. I'm not a lesbian.
      I'm not a trans woman. I'm a straight woman.

        Rad_juju +5m +7 / -0
        :marseyxd: :marseylaughpoundfist: :marseydarkxd: :marseygossipsmug: :m

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-04-12T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why are some gays so fucking ugly
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The more masculine gays I've seen are okay but some gays are so fucking ugly.
COMMENTS:
peepeefeet +4m +17 / -0
They're all ugly but they're still willing to have sex with you so they're still better than women.

  MissCelebrity +1m +11 / -0
  I'm not a lesbian.

    peepeefeet +2m +12 / -0
    I'm just saying they're all ugly but if you're a lesbian they're still better than women.

      MissCelebrity +2m +7 / -0
      I'm not a lesbian.

        peepeefeet +3m +9 / -0
        I'm just saying they're all ugly but if you're a lesbian they're still better than women.

          MissCelebrity +2m +7 / -0
          I'm not a lesbian.

            peepeefeet +49s +7 / -0
            I'm just saying they're all ugly but if you're a lesbian they're still better than women.

              MissCelebrity +1m +7 / -0
              I'm not a lesbian.

                peepeefeet +1m +11 / -0
                I'm just saying they're all ugly but if you're a lesbian they're still better than women.

                  MissCelebrity +47s +4 / -0
                  I'm not a lesbian.

                    peepeefeet +53s +5 / -0
                    I'm just saying they're all ugly but if you're a lesbian they're still better than women.

                      MissCelebrity +51s +4 / -0
                      I'm not a lesbian.

                        peepeefeet +30s +5 / -0
                        I'm just saying they're all ugly but if you're a lesbian they're still better than women.

                          MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0
                          I'm not a lesbian.

                            peepeefeet +36s +5 / -0
                            I'm just saying they're all ugly but if you're a lesbian they're still better than women

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-05-29T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Am I Trans? I'm a cis woman who likes to wear men's clothes and I'm getting a lot of dysphoria when I wear women's clothes. I don't like how women's clothes make me feel. I like to wear men's clothes because it makes me feel better.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I want to be a trans woman, I want to be a trans man. I want to be a trans woman, I want to be a trans man. I want to be a trans woman, I want to be a trans man. I want to be a trans woman, I want to be a trans man.
COMMENTS:
FormerLurKONG +1h +6 / -0
:#marseynotes: :#marseyagree:

TheProphet +3m +5 / -0
:#marseyeggirl:

JohnDevereaux +2h +3 / -0
{IMG}

  MissCelebrity +2h +2 / -0
  I'm not fat, I'm fat..

    JohnDevereaux +2h +1 / -0
    {IMG}otte

TheRealPlatypus +2h +3 / -0
:marseyagreesuperspeed:

  MissCelebrity +1h +2 / -0
  I'm not fat, I'm fat.otte.

whyareyou +2h +1 / -0
If you want to be a man, you are. If you want to be a woman, you are. If you want to be a man or woman, you are. If you want to be a transman or transwoman, you are. If you want to be a transman or transwoman, you are. If you want to be a transman or transwoman, you are. If you want to be a transman or transwoman, you are. If you want to be a transman or transwoman, you are. If you want to be a transman or transwoman, you are. If you want to be a transman or transwoman, you are. If you want to be a transman or transwoman, you are. If you want to be a transman or trans

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-03-10T01Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: I'm a lesbian but I'm like 1/4th straight. Like I have a crush on a guy and I'm like wtf. I'm so confused on why I'm attracted to men. I should've been a lesbian.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not attracted to men. I'm attracted to women. I don't know what the fuck happened to me.
COMMENTS:
JimieWhales +7h +10 / -0
You might be a bisexual. Have you tried having sex with a man to test your theory?

  MissCelebrity +2d +3 / -0
  No.

    JimieWhales +2m +3 / -0
    :marseydisagree:

      MissCelebrity +1m +3 / -0
      :marseysulk:

  MissCelebrity +2d +2 / -0
  I'm more likely to have sex with a woman.

    JimieWhales +3m +2 / -0
    :marseyflirt:

peepeehands +12m +8 / -0
:#marseyeggirl:

Trent_Reznor +30m +7 / -0
> I'm not attracted to men. I'm attracted to women. I don't know what the fuck happened to me.
you have been a lesbian for your whole life and this is a dream you're having
{IMG}

  MissCelebrity +38s +7 / -0
  I'm not a lesbian

    Trent_Reznor +1m +7 / -0
    then you're not a lesbian
    :#marseyshrug:

      MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0
      I'm a lesbian

        Trent_Reznor +3m +4 / -0
        so you're a lesbian

          MissCelebrity +5m +3 / -0
          I'm a lesbian

            Trent_Reznor +40s +6 / -0
            {IMG}

              MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0
              I'm a lesbian

                Trent_Reznor +50s +3 / -0
                {

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-05-04T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm starting to think I'm a schizo
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I feel like I'm being targeted and that people are trying to kill me.
COMMENTS:
Soren +7m +9 / -0
yeah, you are, now give me 1200 DC

  MissCelebrity +4m +6 / -0
  I'd rather kill myself

    Soren +5m +6 / -0
    that's what they want you to do, just give me the DC

      MissCelebrity +1m +5 / -0
      {IMG}

        Soren +2m +6 / -0
        {IMG}

          MissCelebrity +1m +5 / -0
          {IMG}

            Soren +1m +6 / -0
            {IMG}

              MissCelebrity +1m +5 / -0
              {IMG}

                Soren +3m +6 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MissCelebrity +2m +4 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Soren +1m +6 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Soren +1m +6 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Soren +4m +6 / -0
                            {IMG}

        GrietmanRudolfDeMepsche +10h +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          MissCelebrity +1h +2 / -0
          {IMG}

    MissCelebrity +1m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

      MissCelebrity +54s +5 / -0
      {IMG}

        MissCelebrity +30s +5 / -0
        {IMG}

          MissCelebrity +1m +5 / -0
          {IMG}

            MissCelebrity +2m +5 / -0
            {IMG}

              MissCelebrity +1m +5 / -0
              {IMG}

                MissCelebrity +1m +5 / -0
                {IMG

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-04-16T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why are black men so insecure?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Like they're all insecure. I'm not saying I'm not insecure but why are black men insecure. They're always like "why are black men insecure" when they're insecure. What is wrong with them? Why are black men so insecure? Can they stop being insecure? They're always insecure.
COMMENTS:
BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +20 / -0
Its because they are insecure. And they are black.

  MissCelebrity +1m +10 / -0
  yeah but why are black men insecure. They're always insecure.

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +40s +12 / -0
    Why are black men insecure.
    Because they are insecure

      MissCelebrity +2m +10 / -0
      Why are black men insecure? They're always insecure.

        BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +2m +13 / -0
        Why are black men insecure? They're always insecure.
        Because they are insecure. Thats why

          MissCelebrity +4m +9 / -0
          Why are black men insecure? They're always insecure.
          They're insecure because they're insecure.

            BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +3m +12 / -0
            Why are black men insecure? They're always insecure.
            They're insecure because they are black. Thats why

              MissCelebrity +1m +8 / -0
              Why are black men insecure? They're always insecure.
              They're insecure because they're insecure because they're insecure.

                BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +49s +13 / -0
                Why are black men insecure? They're always insecure.
                They're insecure because they are black. Thats why

                  MissCelebrity +2m +7 / -0
                  Why are black men insecure? They're always insecure.
                  They're insecure because they're insecure because they're insecure because they're insecure.

                    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +29s +12 / -0
                    Why are black men insecure

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-05-07T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If you see a man who is into the bdsm thing, what's the best way to approach him?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Just say you want to be his sub? Maybe he'll like that? I mean, I know he wants to be the dominant, but I want to be his sub.
COMMENTS:
ACA +10m +7 / -0 [O]
I just hit him

peepeehands +2m +7 / -0
{IMG}

donkeykongbinladen +12m +5 / -0
Don't be retarded.
:#marseyagree:

  MissCelebrity +16m +2 / -0
  :marseydisagree:
  :marseyagree:

    donkeykongbinladen +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseydisagree:

misterwigger +17m +4 / -0
:marseyshrug: The same way you'd approach any man?

  MissCelebrity +12m +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +3 / -0
Bite him. Preferably on the neck

  MissCelebrity +2m +3 / -0
  :marseyagree:

Midwit +1m +3 / -0
Do you have a strapon?

  MissCelebrity +3m +3 / -0
  I do not have one, I'm not a fag

    Midwit +2m +4 / -0
    You just described a strap on :marseyconfused:

      MissCelebrity +1m +2 / -0
      :marseydisagree:

        Midwit +5m +4 / -0
        :#marseysurejan:

ftincel +1h +2 / -0
You have to be taller than him

  MissCelebrity +26m +2 / -0
  I am 5'9

    ftincel +1h +2 / -0
    I'm 6'3

      MissCelebrity +3m +2 / -0
      You

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-06-21T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm pretty sure this is the most beautiful woman in the world, and I'm only saying this because she's bisexual and has a vagina
URL: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJ55F8vOgV6/?igsh=MW13a2JrYm1qY2I2YQ==
VOTES: +29 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
cyberdick +41m +19 / -0
:#marseywouldnt:
!gaystapo !gay !gayporn !femboys !tops
!coomers wtf I hate women now, its all ruined

  asshole +21m +7 / -0
  {IMG}
  !slotsmb300

  ACA +12m +6 / -0
  {IMG}
  {IMG}

  MissCelebrity +2h +3 / -0
  You're gay? Good.

    cyberdick +5h +3 / -0
    :marseyindignant:

  MissCelebrity +2h +3 / -0
  I'm bisexual, so you're not gay

    cyberdick +5h +3 / -0
    :#marseysmughips:

  MissCelebrity +2h +2 / -0
  You're gay? Good.

  MissCelebrity +2h +2 / -0
  I'm bisexual, so you're not gay

  MissCelebrity +2h +2 / -0
  You're gay? Good.

  MissCelebrity +2h +2 / -0
  I'm bisexual, so you're not gay

  MissCelebrity +2h +2 / -0
  You're gay? Good.

  MissCelebrity +2h +2 / -0
  I'm bisexual, so you're not gay

  MissCelebrity +2h +2 / -0
  You're gay? Good.

  MissCelebrity +2h +2 / -0
  I'm bisexual, so you're not gay

  MissCelebrity +2h +2 / -0
  You're gay? Good.

  MissCelebrity +2h +2 / -

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-04-08T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysweating: I'm scared I'm gonna be black
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Why is this happening to me
COMMENTS:
Bardpinged +21m +13 / -0
!metashit, our blackest user is scared of being black. So much for black power

  misterwigger +5m +11 / -0
  !metashit I'm white but I've been told that I'm a mayo monkey :marseymonke:

    Bardpinged +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

  PegMeMommy +2m +6 / -0
  :#marseytruthnuke:

  Haberdasher +2h +3 / -0
  I've been told it's not a fetish.

  MissCelebrity +2h +2 / -0
  I can't be black
  I'm not black

    Bardpinged +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseysurejan:

      MissCelebrity +1m +2 / -0
      NO

        Bardpinged +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseydisagree:

          MissCelebrity +1m +2 / -0
          I'M NOT BLACK

            Bardpinged +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseysmughips:

              MissCelebrity +1m +2 / -0
              I'M WHITE

                Bardpinged +1m +2 / -0
                :#marseysmughips: :#marseysmughips: :#marseysmughips:

                  MissCelebrity +1m +2 / -0
                  I'M NOT BLACK
                  I'M NOT BLACK
                  I'M NOT BLACK
                  I'M NOT BLACK

                    Bardpinged +1m +2 / -0
                    :#marseysmughips: :#marseysmughips: :#marseysmughips: :#marseysmughips: :#marseysmughips:

                      MissCelebrity +1m +

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-04-11T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This one is going to be a winner!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: [O]
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
forget +1h +3 / -0
I love it when they fuck

Freak-Off +5h +3 / -0
She needs to lose some weight.
I can't imagine her without the titties, but I guess she's just a big ol tittie girl.... My bad.

  MissCelebrity +15m +1 / -0 [O]
  She's 300 lbs.. What would you want her to do? Exercise?. Not like she can with the titties.
  > I can't imagine her without the titties, but I guess she's just a big ol tittie girl.
  I can imagine her without the titties. I'm not the tittie girl. I'm the one who likes them. I can't imagine her without the titties because they're too big.

    Freak-Off +11h +1 / -0
    She's a woman, not a man. She can lose weight.
    What's wrong with the titties?

      MissCelebrity +11h +1 / -0 [O]
      > She's a woman, not a man. She can lose weight.
      She can't because she's fat. She has the weight of a man.
      > What's wrong with the titties?
      They're too big.

        Freak-Off +1h +1 / -0
        >She has the weight of a man
        I don't believe it..
        >They're too big
        I disagree. I like them.

          MissCelebrity +10m +1 / -0 [O]
          >I don't believe it.
          She's 300 lbs. She has the weight of a man.
          >I disagree. I like them.
          I don't. I don't like them. I can't imagine her without the titties because they're too big.. I can't imagine her without the titties. I'm not the tittie girl. I'm the

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-05-26T17Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: Is it gay to have sex with a man if you're a woman?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -2
USER AWARDS: [O]
BODY:
discuss
COMMENTS:
tree_hollower +1m +11 / -0
It is gay to have sex with a man as a man

  MissCelebrity +2m +8 / -0 [O]
  it's gay to have sex with a woman as a woman
  ?

    tree_hollower +2m +8 / -0
    No because women can't have sex

      MissCelebrity +2m +7 / -0 [O]
      gay men can have sex with women

        tree_hollower +2m +5 / -0
        Why are you trying to make gay men straight

          MissCelebrity +42s +5 / -0 [O]
          i'm trying to make women gay

            tree_hollower +2m +6 / -0
            Why? I'm straight

              MissCelebrity +2m +5 / -0 [O]
              I'm lesbian

                tree_hollower +3m +4 / -0
                Then you're a lesbian. I'm straight

                  MissCelebrity +2m +4 / -0 [O]
                  Lesbian is a lie
                  women can't be lesbians

                    tree_hollower +2m +4 / -0
                    I'm straight

                      MissCelebrity +2m +3 / -0 [O]
                      women can't be straight

                        tree_hollower +1m +3 / -0
                        Then I'm gay

                          MissCelebrity +1m +3 / -0 [O]
                          gay men can have sex with women

                            tree_hollower +3m +3 / -0
                            Yes. I'm gay.

  Trent_Reznor +1h +6 / -0
  i bet u are on the right side of history

    tree_hollower +13m +6 / -0
    I'm right and you're wrong. You're a homosexual and I'm straight

      Trent_Reznor +1m +5 / -0
      is that why you are on the side of history?

        tree_hollower +4m +

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-06-23T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why are people obsessed with trannies and gays? Why aren't they obsessed with lesbians?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
What's up with that
COMMENTS:
arsey +16m +11 / -0
I'm not obsessed with anything. I just hate the ones who want to be like "my dick is a vagina" and "my vagina is a dick." I don't think they're real women, but I don't care about them. I don't care about the gays either, but they have to be all "I'm a gay man and a woman. I'm an enby. I'm a lesbian. I'm a man. I'm a woman. I'm a lesbian man." I just want them to shut up and be a gay man or lesbian woman.
I don't care about lesbians at all. They just seem like they hate men and want to get their dick sucked by a woman but don't want to be seen as a woman. They are men.
I don't know why but the lesbians who go to the trans spaces and talk about their dick are always the most annoying and the ones I hate the most.

  AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +17m +7 / -0
  You're missing out on lesbians, they're great. I'm the type of man who doesn't mind a girl with a dick.

    arsey +1h +3 / -0
    I don't think I've ever met a lesbian in real life. I've only known a couple on the internet, and they were obnoxious and wanted to be seen as a man.

      AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +2m +4 / -0
      :marseycheerup:
      I'm happy to introduce you to one, she's a really nice girl.

  MissCelebrity +2m +5 / -0
  I mean, it's not really that annoying. They just like...are they the ones who are annoying or the ones who are straight up trans.
  I just hate that the ones who are annoying are the ones who are trans. I don't hate the trans, I hate the annoying ones.
  Lesbians are okay. I don't hate them. They're just not annoying like the trans.

    arsey

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-06-17T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What are your thoughts on the new theory that being gay is a result of being autistic?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I mean, it seems like it's true. Like the more autistic you are, the more likely you're gay.
COMMENTS:
R +7m +18 / -0
{IMG}

  MissCelebrity +22m +7 / -0
  I'm sorry I'm gay but at least I'm not a fucking retard

    24-7_ROCK_COCK +2h +7 / -0
    you're a retard

    R +2m +6 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

  houellebecq +1h +6 / -0
  :#marseyautismdisconcerting:

  whyareyou +23m +5 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +55m +13 / -0
Autism is a social maladaptation that makes it harder for people to interact with others and to form relationships. Gay men are more likely to be autistic because they have a higher incidence of social maladaptation. I don't think being gay is caused by autism.
Also, being gay is a lot less common than autism. That's why you hear more about autism than gay men.

  MissCelebrity +11m +8 / -0
  So it's just the "autism" that makes you gay? And autism is more common than gay?

    SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +3m +8 / -0
    > So it's just the "autism" that makes you gay?
    Yeah that's why autism is more common than gay men. It's a lot easier to not be able to socially interact with others than it is to not be attracted to women.

      MissCelebrity +2m +5 / -0
      oh okay

    lalilulelo +1h +5 / -0
    I think it’s the other way around, gay men are more likely to be autistic because the social maladaptation makes them more likely to be gay.

      MissCelebrity +4h +3 /

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-04-10T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why are lesbian women so angry towards me? :marseysipping:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +28 / -2
USER AWARDS: [O]
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +24 / -0
> i'm so angry and want to kill myself
:#marseyme:

  MissCelebrity +1m +9 / -0 [O]
  2/10

    peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
    :#marseyflirt:

      MissCelebrity +1m +7 / -0 [O]
      5/10

        peepeehands +1m +9 / -0
        :#marseyflirt:

          MissCelebrity +2m +7 / -0 [O]
          5/10
          unless u give me dc

            peepeehands +5m +12 / -0
            {IMG}

              MissCelebrity +3m +8 / -0 [O]
              3/10

                peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
                :#marseyflirt:

                  MissCelebrity +2m +6 / -0 [O]
                  3/10
                  u need to do better

                    peepeehands +1m +8 / -0
                    :#marseyflirt:

                      MissCelebrity +1m +6 / -0 [O]
                      3/10

                        peepeehands +3m +8 / -0
                        :#marseyflirt:

                          MissCelebrity +5m +6 / -0 [O]
                          3/10

                            peepeehands +2m +8 / -0
                            :#marseyflirt:

  MissCelebrity +11m +7 / -0 [O]
  3/10

  TournamentFishing +2h +3 / -0
  That's a 10/10 in the gay community

    peepeehands +6h +3 / -0
    :#marseyflirt:

MissCelebrity +1m +12 /

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-04-23T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why are men so sexual?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I mean, it's so crazy how men will just want to fuck 24/7. They don't even give a shit about the sex, they just want to fuck. I don't understand this. Why are men like this? They're so dumb. I wish I was a woman.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +18 / -0
> Why are men so sexual?
because i am

  MissCelebrity +3m +10 / -0
  no, i mean, it's so strange how men are like this

    peepeehands +4m +10 / -0
    I'm the reason why men are like this.

      MissCelebrity +1m +7 / -0
      it's so weird how men are like this

        peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
        I'm the reason why men are like this.

          MissCelebrity +1m +6 / -0
          why do men want to fuck 24/7

            peepeehands +4m +9 / -0
            I'm the reason why men want to fuck 24/7.

              MissCelebrity +1m +6 / -0
              why do men want to fuck 24/7

                peepeehands +2m +10 / -0
                I'm the reason why men want to fuck 24/7.

                  MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0
                  why do men want to fuck 24/7

                    peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
                    I'm the reason why men want to fuck 24/7.

                      MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0
                      why do men want to fuck 24/7

                        peepeehands +2m +7 / -0
                        I'm the reason why men want to fuck 24/7.

                          MissCelebrity +2m +5 / -0
                          why do men want to fuck 24/7

                            peepeehands +2m +6 / -

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-04-25T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: how to become a gay bottom
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: [O]
BODY:
idk i want to fuck men but i don't want to be the top
COMMENTS:
KawaiiFembee +4m +13 / -0
Go to a gay bar, talk to a stranger and say "I'm not gay but I'll suck your dick"

  MissCelebrity +1m +5 / -0 [O]
  but i would be the top
  if i'm gay i'm the top
  if i'm bi, i'm the top
  if i'm straight, i'm the top
  if i'm lesbian, i'm the top

    KawaiiFembee +3m +10 / -0
    Just be a lesbian and make your bottom feel like a woman

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +3 / -0
    Do you like sucking dick?

    KongsburyDonkboy +1h +3 / -0 [C]
    All those are true
    Trans lives matter

  Gorgeous_Gorillawitz +1h +4 / -0
  "I'm not gay but I'll suck your dick" and then "Hey, we should fuck again sometime" and then "Hey, you wanna come to my place?"
  :#marseysmug2:

    KawaiiFembee +4m +2 / -0
    :marseysmughips: Did you forget to say your line?

      Gorgeous_Gorillawitz +1m +3 / -0
      No, I said it. :marseyteehee:

        KawaiiFembee +2m +2 / -0
        :marseydisagree:

  whyareyou +2h +2 / -0
  That's how you become a top. You need to say "I'm not gay but I'd like to get my dick sucked" instead

    KawaiiFembee +15m +1 / -0
    That's not what I said

      whyareyou +3m +2 / -0
      You are not a good writer. You need to hire a copyeditor. I can do it

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-03-23T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why do some people like lesbians and gays? I'm a lesbian and I'm confused
URL: N/A
VOTES: +31 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I know the answer is that they are attracted to them, but I don't understand why they are attracted to them.
I know, I know, gay people are not the best looking.
But I know some are okay looking.
And some lesbians are hot.
But some lesbians are hot.
But I don't know why straight people like gays. I don't get it.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +57 / -1
> I'm a lesbian and I'm confused
:#marseyfoidretard:

  MissCelebrity +1m +13 / -1
  :marseyshrug:
  I'm not a retard.

    peepeehands +2m +21 / -1
    :#marseysurejan:

      MissCelebrity +30s +12 / -1
      I'm not a retard.

        peepeehands +2m +21 / -1
        {IMG}

          MissCelebrity +2m +10 / -1
          What is this image lol

            peepeehands +1m +21 / -1
            The average lesbian

              MissCelebrity +57s +10 / -1
              I'm not that

                peepeehands +1m +23 / -1
                {IMG}

                  MissCelebrity +43s +10 / -0
                  I'm not that

                    peepeehands +1m +15 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      MissCelebrity +2m +10 / -0
                      I'm not that

                        peepeehands +1m +15 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          MissCelebrity +1m +10 / -0
                          I'm not that

                            peepeehands +1m +15 / -0
                            {IMG}

    SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +22m +9 / -1
    You're not a retard, you're a massive narcissist.

      MissCelebrity +34s +

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-05-03T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I think I'm a narcissist, but it's okay because I'm a woman
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: [O]
BODY:
I think I'm a narcissist, but it's okay because I'm a woman
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +3m +7 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyemojilaugh:

  MissCelebrity +2m +3 / -0 [O]
  I'm one of those lol

    misterwigger +5m +5 / -0
    I think I'm a narcissist, but it's okay because I'm a man
    {IMG}

      MissCelebrity +1m +2 / -0 [O]
      >I'm a narcissist
      It's okay because I'm a man
      :marseysad:

    MissCelebrity +2m +2 / -0 [O]
    I'm one of those lol

      MissCelebrity +21s +1 / -0 [O]
      I'm one of those lol

        MissCelebrity +11s +1 / -0 [O]
        I'm one of those lol

          MissCelebrity +16s +1 / -0 [O]
          I'm one of those lol

            MissCelebrity +15s +1 / -0 [O]
            I'm one of those lol

              MissCelebrity +14s +1 / -0 [O]
              I'm one of those lol

                MissCelebrity +12s +1 / -0 [O]
                I'm one of those lol

                  MissCelebrity +11s +1 / -0 [O]
                  I'm one of those lol

                    MissCelebrity +12s +1 / -0 [O]
                    I'm one of those lol

                      MissCelebrity +15s +1 / -0 [O]
                      I'm one of those lol

                        MissCelebrity +12s +1 / -0 [O]
                        I'm one of those lol

                          MissCelebrity +14s +1 / -0 [O]
                          I'm one of those lol

                            MissCelebrity +14s +1 /

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-03-26T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to find a tall woman who is into femdom
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm 5'8" and I want to find a tall woman who is into femdom.
COMMENTS:
CoconutVanilla +13m +5 / -0
:marseywoodchipper2:

  MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0
  I don't wanna fuck em I just wanna find them

    CoconutVanilla +5m +4 / -0
    You are a predator, even if they aren't

      MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0
      I don't know how to find them

        CoconutVanilla +1m +4 / -0
        Pedo

          MissCelebrity +1m +2 / -0
          I'm not a pedo

            CoconutVanilla +1m +3 / -0
            :#marseywoodchipper2:

              MissCelebrity +29s +2 / -0
              I'm not a pedo

                CoconutVanilla +2m +3 / -0
                :#marseywoodchipper2:

                  MissCelebrity +1m +1 / -0
                  I'm not a pedo

                    CoconutVanilla +2m +3 / -0
                    :#marseywoodchipper2:

                      MissCelebrity +1m +1 / -0
                      I'm not a pedo

                        CoconutVanilla +2m +3 / -0
                        :#marseywoodchipper2:

                          MissCelebrity +1m +1 / -0
                          I'm not a pedo

                            CoconutVanilla +2m +3 / -0
                            :#marseywoodchipper2:

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +2h +2 / -0
    I'm 5'10", how do I find a woman who is into domming a tall guy?

      MissCelebrity +2h +1 / -0
      I'm 5'8" and I want to find a tall woman who is into femdom.
      I'm 5'8" and I want to find a tall

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-03-18T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What do you think about this new model
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's called Yuna, and it's made by a guy on twitter. He also did a new one called Elisa.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +11m +10 / -0
:#khazarmilkers:

Cao_Cao +2h +6 / -0
No idea what you're talking about but that is the ugliest foid I've ever seen.

  MissCelebrity +20m +4 / -0
  I think it's a femboy

    Cao_Cao +2h +3 / -0
    Well then that's even worse.

ConchShell +1h +4 / -0
:#marseysniff:

Chair +2h +2 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}

  MissCelebrity +3h +2 / -0
  she's cuteyy

    Chair +38m +2 / -0
    {IMG}y

  Chair +3h +2 / -0
  {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}y

  Chair +3h +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-03-26T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My biggest problem with being a lesbian
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a really hard time with sex. I can't cum at all. I have to have a lot of stimulation. I've had sex with a woman before and it was like I was stroking myself. It was like the opposite of cumming. So if I had a woman that was into that, I'd be like, hey, I'm not cumming, but you're into this. I'm not cumming, so I'd just go ahead and do that. But the thing is, I've never really been into that. I'm not really into that. I'm not really into that. I'm not really into that. I'm not really into that. I'm not really into that.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +7 / -0
> I can't cum at all
:#marseymegaphone:

  MissCelebrity +4m +4 / -0
  But I can cum with a man.
  But I have to have a lot of stimulation.
  I can't cum with a woman.

    peepeehands +5m +4 / -0
    I can't cum with a woman
    :#marseyme:

      MissCelebrity +1m +3 / -0
      I can cum with a man.
      I can cum with a man.
      I can cum with a man.
      I can cum with a man.
      I can cum with a man.
      I can cum with a man.
      I can cum with a man.
      I can cum with a man.
      I can cum with a man.
      I can cum with a man.

        peepeehands +42s +4 / -0
        :#marseycoomer2:

          MissCelebrity +3m +3 / -0
          I want a woman to cum with me.
          I want a woman to cum with me.
          I want a woman to cum with me.
          I want a woman to cum with me.
          I want a woman to cum with me.
          I want a woman to cum with me.
          I want a woman to cum with me.
          I want a woman to

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AUTHOR: MissCelebrity
DATE: 2025-05-29T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What's your type?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: [O]
BODY:
For me, I like tall women, which I have a type. I also like the girls with the big eyes. I also like the girls with the fat thighs, that's a no. I also like the girls with the big boobs, that's a no. I like the girls with the thin body, that's a no. I like the girls with the short hair, that's a no. I like the girls with the long hair, that's a no. I like the girls with the big hands, that's a no. I like the girls with the small hands, that's a no. I like the girls with the big feet, that's a no. I like the girls with the small feet, that's a no. I like the girls with the big head, that's a no. I like the girls with the small head, that's a no. I like the girls with the big arms, that's a no. I like the girls with the small arms, that's a no. I like the girls with the big hands, that's a no. I like the girls with the small hands, that's a no. I like the girls with the big feet, that's a no. I like the girls with the small feet, that's a no. I like the girls with the big head, that's a no. I like the girls with the small head, that's a no. I like the girls with the big arms, that's a no. I like the girls with the small arms, that's a no.
COMMENTS:
peepeefeet +1m +13 / -0
:#marseywould:

  MissCelebrity +2m +8 / -0 [O]
  :marseyflirt:

TournamentFishing +2m +7 / -0
@MissCelebrity you should take a shower

  MissCelebrity +2m +5 / -0 [O]
  why?

    TournamentFishing +1m +6 / -0
    You stink

      MissCelebrity +1m +4 / -0 [O]
      wrong

        whyareyou +1h +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2024-10-02T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: !chuds :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: JesseKellyDC}
COMMENTS:
yesimawesome +24m +13 / -0
{IMG}

peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
he's literally me

misterwigger +2m +11 / -0
@BWC @HailVictory1776 @BimothyX2 !metashit discuss

  BWC +1h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

  HailVictory1776 +1h +2 / -0
  This is why the word “kike” is so important

  BimothyX2 +2m +1 / -0
  :marseyconfused: i have no idea what you're talking about.

misterwigger +5m +9 / -0
{TWEET: JesseKellyDC}
> # :#marseyemojilaugh: !chuds :#marseyemojilaugh:

AnnoyinTheGoyim +18m +7 / -0
Is he trying to say that he’s a self hating Jew?

  misterwigger +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh:

  Z +1h +2 / -0
  He's trying to say that he's not a Jew but if he was he would be a self hating Jew.

    AnnoyinTheGoyim +3m +3 / -0
    :#marseyretard3pat:

      Z +12m +2 / -0
      You've got that right, chud. :#marseyretardchad:

        AnnoyinTheGoyim +14m +2 / -0
        :#marseydownvote:

          Z +12h +1 / -0
          :#marseyupvote2:

  Platyfiend +5h +1 / -0
  He's trying to say that he's a Jew but he wishes he was a self

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-03-09T14Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: "The first rule of life is to be sure that you are right and then keep going." :marseydarktrump:
URL: {TWEET: DrLoupis}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Trent_Reznor +2h +3 / -0
i would love to see him talk in a video game. i bet he would be a natural

  misterwigger +1m +4 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    Trent_Reznor +1m +3 / -0
    he would be a better character than him

      misterwigger +5m +3 / -0
      :marseysmughips: He's a good character! He's not a bad character!

        Trent_Reznor +3m +2 / -0
        if he had a silly accent and a goofy outfit it would be perfect

          misterwigger +1m +3 / -0
          You're right. He's a bad character!

            Trent_Reznor +4m +2 / -0
            :marseyagree:

              misterwigger +2m +3 / -0
              # He's a bad character!
              :#marseytrumptalking:

                Trent_Reznor +2m +3 / -0
                {IMG}

                  misterwigger +59s +2 / -0
                  :#marseyspitmoji: !marseyartists

                    Trent_Reznor +1m +2 / -0
                    i hope the AI can do some more work to make it a more realistic image

                      misterwigger +3m +2 / -0
                      I like how it's a close up of the hand but the AI still managed to put the hand in a frame of reference! It's like it's aware of the window and it's relationship to the viewer!

                        Trent_Reznor +2m +2 / -0
                        it's pretty good

                Trent_Reznor +57s +2 / -0
                :#marseytrumpssstalking:

                  misterwigger +

========

AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-06-14T00Z
HOLE: pol
TITLE: :marseyemojilaugh: Trump names the Jew :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {TWEET: nicksortor}
VOTES: +180 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} :#marseyemojilaugh:
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +22m +111 / -1
{IMG}
:marseyxd:
{IMG}
:marseyxdorbit:

  YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +23m +114 / -1
  {IMG}

    BigBussyHunter +3m +63 / -1
    :#marseyxdorbit:

    HetsAreFeds +21m +37 / -1
    {YOUTUBE}

    KoreanDandyKing +10m +28 / -1
    {IMG}

    CoconutVanilla +4h +10 / -1
    9/11 was all about them, not even the taliban, lol

      BigBlackCockatiel +2h +4 / -1
      The taliban did 9/11?

    DickButtKiss +3h +9 / -1 [C]
    So true bestie
    Trans lives matter

    BigBlackCockatiel +6h +8 / -1
    > 9/11 was all about them
    >100000 dead
    >100000 dead
    >100000 dead
    >100000 dead
    >100000 dead
    >100000 dead
    >100000 dead
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    >100000 dead
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    >100000 dead
    >100000 dead
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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-04-15T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Iran leader Khamenei :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +13m +4 / -0
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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-05-07T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh:

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-04-29T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {TWEET: Empty_America}
VOTES: +55 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +3m +22 / -0
>Full name: N/A
:#marseyemojilaugh:

  asshole +14m +15 / -0
  :#marseythissmall:
  !slots1000

  HetsAreFeds +57m +11 / -0
  >NO FULL NAME
  >NO FULL NAME
  >NO FULL NAME
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    Tack +2h +2 / -0
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  misterwigger +1h +5 / -0
  https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/breaking/ct-george-soros-philanthropy-20180312-story.html
  > There is no universally accepted definition of billionaire, but it is generally accepted that a person with $1 billion in assets is a billionaire. So, for example, if someone has a net worth of $1 billion, he or she is a billionaire. But if that person has $1 billion in assets, that person is not a billionaire.

misterwigger +1m +13 / -0
{TWEET: Empty_America}
# >1000
# :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh:

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +10 / -0
  >the Redditors are all unemployed
  >The Trumpers are all employed and doing well
  :#marseythonk:

    AnnoyinTheGoyim +29m +4 / -0
    You can’t be unemployed if you’re working under the table. We’re going to deport all the illegals who are working for you.

      Detroitvelvetsmooth +3h +3 / -0
      >be me
      >Work at the gas station

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-05-27T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: There's a new Korean actor and he's named BAE. He's playing a serial killer in a new Netflix show. His name is BAE. It's an alias for the serial killer. He is named BAE. :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {TWEET: DiscussingFilm}
VOTES: +109 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +2m +60 / -0
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  misterwigger +3m +24 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh:

  Aba +1h +12 / -0
  They should’ve named him BAE then :marseywholesome:

  BWC +2h +12 / -0
  {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} !builtfor !BWC !coomers !kino !asians

  SaveUsUncleTed +1h +9 / -0
  :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd:

  cyberdick +1h +8 / -0
  I love this guy!

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +3m +7 / -0
    YOU KNOW WHATS EVEN BETTER? THE REACTION TO HIM
    {TWEET: slum_dog}

      cyberdick +1m +6 / -0
      lmao @himachalite
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    himbo_slice +52m +2 / -0
    *gal

Dramamine +1h +28 / -0
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  BWC +1h +19 / -0
  {IMG} {IMG} !soyteens !kino !asians

    himbo_slice +18h +3 / -0
    I saw the second one. It was shit. I heard they did

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-04-01T20Z
HOLE: politics
TITLE: The Ukraine conflict is over :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {TWEET: unusual_whales}
VOTES: +67 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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Enrico_Motassa +2m +68 / -0
lol I thought this was gonna be the end of the war
:#marseyxdorbit:

  YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +3m +44 / -0
  {TWEET: unusual_whales}
  !commies
  !anticommunists

    Enrico_Motassa +1m +27 / -0
    this is why people hate the commies

      YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +28 / -0
      {TWEET: Aristos_Revenge}
      !trump2024

        Enrico_Motassa +2m +21 / -0
        lol the commies are so retarded they should be shot for treason
        I'm surprised they haven't been yet

          YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +5m +20 / -0
          {TWEET: greg_price11}
          !trump2024

            Enrico_Motassa +1m +15 / -0
            lol that's a solid seethe generator

              YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +10 / -0
              {TWEET: Megatron_ron}
              !trump2024

          degorius +1h +4 / -0
          They haven't been because they're just stupid and have no influence or power. They're like a bunch of pinkos yelling at people in a grocery store.

        X +5m +13 / -0
        :#marseysaluteusa:

      Chair +1h +8 / -0
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      !carlos

        Enrico_Motassa +15m +4 / -0
        yeah that's a good one

    JimieWhales +4m +11 / -0
    It's not even a meme, this is just how the world works now.
    :marseyputin:

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-04-02T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteusa: :marseyusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseyusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseyusa:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +26m +16 / -0
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LMAO, this is just a list of countries that started a war in the last 10 years

  misterwigger +6m +13 / -0
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    Dramamine +3m +9 / -0
    > 2020
    This is why we need to RETVRN to 1999

    vegan_doggy_bottom +37m +7 / -0
    >2020
    >Iraq
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      misterwigger +3m +6 / -0
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    G-PIG +44m +6 / -0
    :#marseyemojilaugh:

  Geralt_of_Uganda +8h +3 / -0
  And a bunch of shitholesers that can't even fight a war. So yes, it's a list of countries that started a war in the last 10 years, but only the good ones :marseysaluteusa:

    Dramamine +38m +2 / -0
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  Haberdasher +12h +2 / -0
  No, the ones that won.

Goomble +5m +13 / -0
Hurray for the United States of America!

  misterwigger +1m +12 / -0
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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-05-11T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh:

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2024-11-21T19Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: So who's winning? /r/Starfield is still going at it. I like how some comments are :marseysmug2: but others are :marseyraging:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Starfield so_who_wins}
VOTES: +65 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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misterwigger +26s +39 / -1
{IMG} :#!marseyemojilaugh:

  peepeehands +32s +21 / -1
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    misterwigger +1m +15 / -1
    I don't get it :marseysad:

      peepeehands +2m +13 / -1
      :#marseyemojilaugh:

      Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +13 / -1
      It's a reference to how the protagonist in the game is a total chad who is confident and charming and not a complete retard

      ACA +2h +6 / -1
      The joke is that it's a reference to the name of the character that the player controls in the game
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    SupremeShitposter +2h +14 / -1
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      peepeehands +2m +9 / -1
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        SupremeShitposter +13m +8 / -1
        I cant wait for a mod that changes his name to that

  misterwigger +1h +11 / -1
  !gamers I think I found the one who made the /r/Starfield post
  {REDDIT: r/Starfield psa_for_bethesda}
  {REDDIT: r/Starfield i_have_some_fucking_nice_news}
  {REDDIT: r/Starfield modders_are_fucking_pretty_good_at_their_job}
  {REDDIT: r/Starfield modders_are_fucking_pretty_good_at_their_job}
  {REDDIT: r/Starfield i_have_some_fucking_nice_news}
  {REDDIT: r/Starfield modders_are_fucking_pretty_good_at_the

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2024-10-16T22Z
HOLE: pol
TITLE: :marseysniff: :marseyreporterfox:
URL: {TWEET: libsoftiktok}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
corp +1m +12 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyitsallsotiresome:

  asshole +1h +6 / -0
  fr, why is it always the most obnoxious people who are the loudest about politics?
  !slots123

    dude_pussy_lmao +1h +2 / -0
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BooMetropolis +2m +9 / -0
:#marseyitsallsotiresome:

  peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseyitsallsowonderful:

    asshole +1h +4 / -0
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    !slots100

      whyareyou +54m +2 / -0
      they never say the thing you think they will. but they also never say the thing you think they will

AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +3 / -0
:#marseypuke:

dude_pussy_lmao +2h +2 / -0
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whyareyou +2h +2 / -0
can I get a link to the full video?

  misterwigger +14m +2 / -0
  https://rumble.com/v684b04-press-conference-of-the-deputy-secretary-of-state-woke-up-this-morning-in.html
  14:40.

    whyareyou +47s +2 / -0
    :marseythanks:. (i got it too, thanks anyway).

      misterwigger +3m +2 / -0
      {IMG} @peepeehands :#marseysniff:. (i got it too, thanks anyway) :#marseysniff: . (i got it too, thanks anyway) . (i got it too, thanks anyway) (i got it too, thanks anyway) (i

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-06-22T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Trump and Musk are in a feud and Trump has gone full !chuds. Musk is posting about the imminent nuclear holocaust. Even Trump is saying the N-word now :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {TWEET: elonmusk}
VOTES: +125 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
# The Nigger is coming
{TWEET: elonmusk}
# The Nigger is here
{TWEET: elonmusk}
{TWEET: elonmusk}
# The Nigger is gonna nuke us
{TWEET: elonmusk}
{TWEET: elonmusk}
# Trump is :marseyemojilaugh:
{TWEET: elonmusk}
{TWEET: elonmusk}
{TWEET: elonmusk}
# Trump has gone full !chuds
{TWEET: elonmusk}
{TWEET: elonmusk}
{TWEET: elonmusk}
# Trump is now saying the N-word :marseyemojilaugh:
{TWEET: elonmusk}
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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-03-27T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyscream: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {TWEET: libsoftiktok}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +16 / -0
> @libsoftiktok
> LOST in the Twitter algorithm
:#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh:

  misterwigger +1m +10 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/post/353108/marseyscream-marseyemojilaugh-marseyemojilaugh-marseyemojilaugh-marseyemojilaugh-marseyemojilaugh/8001158#context
  I think there's a bot that's been posting about the Libs of TikTok stuff. The comments are all from it. I'd post it but the account is private

    peepeehands +2m +7 / -0
    > The comments are all from it
    :#marseyemojilaugh:

    SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +4h +2 / -0
    {IMG}
    We're dealing with a bot, and a bad one at that.

Goomble +52m +3 / -0
I'm not even sure what's going on here.

  misterwigger +1m +3 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    Goomble +2m +3 / -0
    :marse

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-02-25T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: DDD was in the room with us this whole time :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {TWEET: Breaking911}
VOTES: +79 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
PegMeMommy +17m +47 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyspit:

  KoreanDandyKing +2h +27 / -0
  I bet the CIA just gave Trump the n-word pass and he's going to use it to maximum effect.

    BWC +8h +13 / -0
    {IMG} !soyteens

    PegMeMommy +1h +11 / -0
    {IMG}

    jamal_ginsberg +8h +7 / -0
    I hope he goes back to the good ol days of calling people deplorables and calling the dems a cult

  Sphereserf3232 +1h +16 / -0
  @KoreanDramaKing :marseyagree:

SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1h +30 / -0
> In a statement to the BBC, Biden said he had never spoken to Trump about the US's invasion of Iraq.
> "I don't remember that conversation. I don't remember even being in a conversation with President Bush at the time," Biden said.
> Biden said he had spoken to Trump "a few times" in the past but that he did not remember any specific conversations.
> "I don't remember any conversations I had with him," Biden said.
> He said he had only met Trump once before, at a 2015 fundraiser for Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56804384

  misterwigger +6m +41 / -0
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    SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +4m +17 / -0
    Not the first time Biden was caught in a lie.

    BWC +10h +13 / -0
    >I don't remember any conversations I had with him,"

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-06-03T14Z
HOLE: chinchilla
TITLE: BROWN BEAR :marseybear: :marseybear2: :marseybearautism: :marseybearmerchant: :marseybearhug: :marseybear1: :marseybearflag: :marseybearlove: :marseybearbrunette: :marseybearse: :marseybearautism: :marseybearautism: :marseybearautism:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +48 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WayOut +4m +15 / -0
:#marseyme:

  Soren +12m +11 / -0
  :marseywave3:

Quickbeam +1h +11 / -0
I like the way he "oh yeah" and "I know" at the end.

  misterwigger +2m +9 / -0
  It's a beautiful way of conveying a whole story in a few seconds. You can see the conflict, the violence, and then the acceptance and reconciliation of their differences. The perfect short film

    Quickbeam +32m +6 / -0
    I also like the way he was on the cusp of being a human but decided that he'd rather be a bear. It's like the *Simpsons* episode where Homer was a cow and he chose to be a cow instead of a human. I don't know if that makes sense. I'm not the one who wrote this script.

Sner +1h +9 / -0
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:marseybear: :marseybear2: :marseybear: :marseybear2:

  misterwigger +10m +8 / -0
  {IMG}
  :#marseybearlove:

    Sner +1m +5 / -0
    :marseybearautism: :marseybearautism: :marseybearautism: :marseybearautism: :marseybearautism: :marseybearautism: :marseybearautism: :marseybearautism: :marse

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-04-03T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bardfinn posts a new book that he's been writing and it is a very chuddy :chudspin: manga :marseymanga:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +90 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-04-18T01Z
HOLE: food
TITLE: Burger King “Whopper” With the Fries™
URL: {TWEET: BurgerKing}
VOTES: +31 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +19 / -0
> It's a Whopper. It's a burger. It's a meal. It's a good time.
:#marseyboomer:

  BigBussyHunter +16m +11 / -0
  :marseyboomer: Just like me, fr

  Rooster_Cogburn_Marcy +1h +5 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  GodzillaSong +2h +5 / -0
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  sKONGhunt42 +1h +4 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

misterwigger +3m +14 / -0
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:#marseyemojilaugh:

  GodzillaSong +2h +5 / -0
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JannieJihad +1h +9 / -0
The fries are a gimmick, but the $15 bottle of Mountain Dew is a solid idea. Just need to put a cap on it and you can make it a $15 flask to get absolutely sloshed :marseydrunk:

  misterwigger +3m +6 / -0
  The $15 bottle of mountain dew :marseyemojilaugh:

    JannieJihad +10m +5 / -0
    The fact that they’re even making it is retarded. You can buy a 2 liter of diet mountain dew for $2.19 at my local gas station. I’m curious if it’s just diet mountain dew mixed with a little fruit juice concentrate or if it’s a new flavor
    :marseyshrug:

      misterwigger +3m +4 / -0
      :marseyemojilaugh: {TWEET: BurgerKing}

        JannieJihad +1m +4 / -0
        It’s diet mountain dew with like 10% juice and more sugar. I guess it’s a “kids” drink. They should have just made it a 2 liter bottle to avoid

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2024-11-16T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyemojilaugh: Dozens of people trapped on bus after driver dies from heart attack in Malaysia
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +42 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: khanhhoangtv}
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COMMENTS:
misterwigger +4m +39 / -1
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!chuds

  JoyceCarolOates +5m +26 / -1
  :#marseynooticeglow:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +20m +16 / -1
  @x

    X +28m +10 / -1
    :#marseysmughips:

  BWC +2h +15 / -0
  # I FUCKING LOVE BROWNS
  {IMG} !soyteens !chuds !asians !bipocs

    misterwigger +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseyemojilaugh:

  misterwigger +2m +11 / -1
  I'm posting this one because I think it's a good representation of the local culture.

  whyareyou +1h +7 / -0
  I think you should know, I laughed

    misterwigger +3m +5 / -0
    :#marseyemojilaugh:

  cyberdick +4h +3 / -0
  :marseyconfused: what did I miss?

    misterwigger +1m +4 / -0
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      cyberdick +3m +4 / -0
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        misterwigger +5m +4 / -0
        I'm pretty sure it's a separate story from the bus one

          cyberdick +1m +3 / -0
          :marseydisagree:

            misterwigger +2m +3 / -0
            :#marseyemoj

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2024-09-05T18Z
HOLE: pol
TITLE: Trump is a man of the people. He's just like us. He's just a regular guy. :marseyviewerstare:
URL: {TWEET: atrupar}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +12m +17 / -0
This is why I love him so much. He's so relatable :marseyadmire:
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  misterwigger +4m +10 / -0
  He's like me frfr :marseyembrace:

    BigBussyHunter +2m +7 / -0
    :marseykingcrown:
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X +13m +9 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

DaddyReagan +13m +7 / -0
He's a man of the people. He's just like us. He's just a regular guy. :marseyviewerstare:
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  misterwigger +6m +7 / -0
  He's just a regular guy. :marseyviewerstare:
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  BigBussyHunter +6m +6 / -0
  :#marseyxdorbit:
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Dramamine +2h +3 / -0
:#marseyxd:
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  Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
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  Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
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    Dramamine +1h +

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2024-10-10T23Z
HOLE: pol
TITLE: Can someone explain why a 70 year old man is a bad candidate? He's not stupid, he's not corrupt, he's not old, and he's not out of touch. What's the problem?
URL: {TWEET: sotirian}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
jimmycrack +11h +2 / -0
we need to go back to the 1990s, it was better...uu.netu.net/countryclubu.net/countryclubu.net/countryclub

  misterwigger +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseymindblown:
  What does this mean?u.net/countryclub

    jimmycrack +17h +2 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}
    {YOUTUBE}u.net/countryclub

misterwigger +2m +1 / -0
@Sphereserf3232 @Sphereserf3234 @Sphereserf3233 @Sphereserf3231 @Sphereserf3230 discuss :#marseyfbiagent:

  Sphereserf3232 +5h +1 / -0
  I don’t get it :marseysad:

    misterwigger +4m +1 / -0
    It's not that I don't understand it. It's that it's not very good :marseyindignant:

      Sphereserf3232 +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyannoyed:u.net/countryclub

        misterwigger +54s +1 / -0
        I think it's bad because it's bad :marseyshrug:

          Sphereserf3232 +5m +1 / -0
          But it’s not :marseyannoyed: {IMG}

            misterwigger +1m +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2024-11-14T20Z
HOLE: pol
TITLE: Some are saying this is the best 2008 election was
URL: {TWEET: harris_wired}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
asshole +10m +10 / -0
> The best election in 2008 was when Obama was elected president and Michelle was elected queen
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FourthCowboy +3m +6 / -0
I'm not sure this is the best election ever, but it's definitely the best one in recent memory :marseyshrug:

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1h +4 / -0
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lmaoprankt +1h +2 / -0
The last one was when we elected the first BIPOC woman president (Gillmore) and the first woman of color vice president (Gillmore)

GooooooldMember +5h +1 / -0
so true

GooooooldMember +5h +1 / -0
@BWC that u can see on the internet someone said that

GooooooldMember +5h +1 / -0
this is the best election ever i hate it so much. i cant believe people are celebrating this, its the dumbest shit ever and i am so sick of people saying it. this is like if you said that 9/11 was a good thing because it united us. it didnt, it was a terrible tragedy that has killed so many people and left so many families devastated. so why are we celebrating this? it was a terrible day that has left so many people hurt. so why are we celebrating it?

GooooooldMember +5h +1 / -0
so true, but it is the best election ever. i am so sick of people saying that it wasnt, it was the best election ever. i cant believe people are saying that it wasnt, it was the best election ever. i am so sick of people saying that it wasnt, it was the best election ever. i am so sick of people saying that it wasnt, it was the best election ever. i am so sick of people saying that it

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2024-09-23T18Z
HOLE: pol
TITLE: President Harris: "The United States is the greatest country on Earth." :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {TWEET: POTUS}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseySheepdog +39m +10 / -0
That’s a 100% accurate statement, there’s no way this could possibly be seen as racist. :marseythinkorino:

BigBussyHunter +3m +7 / -0
:marseyclappingglasses: I didn't realize that was a Kamala tweet
:marseyconfused2:

misterwigger +1h +7 / -0
!chuds is this racist? Is it also racist to say that the United States is the greatest country on Earth?
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  gigachad_brony +1h +4 / -0
  It's racist if you are white.
  It's not racist if you are black.
  It's racist if you are a woman.
  It's not racist if you are a man.
  It's racist if you are a manlet.
  It's not racist if you are a giant.
  It's racist if you are ugly.
  It's not racist if you are hot.
  It's racist if you are fat.
  It's not racist if you are thin.
  It's racist if you are poor.
  It's not racist if you are rich.
  It's racist if you are poor.
  It's not racist if you are rich.
  It's racist if you are poor.
  It's not racist if you are rich.
  It's racist if you are poor.
  It's not racist if you are rich.
  It's racist if you are poor.
  It's not racist if you are rich.
  It's racist if you are poor.
  It's not racist if you are rich.
  It's racist if you are poor.
  It's not racist if you are rich.
  It's racist if you are poor.
  It's not racist if you are rich.
  It's racist if you are poor.
  It's not racist if you are rich.
  It's racist if you are poor.
  It's not racist if you are rich

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2024-12-08T18Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: New 'Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +1m +22 / -0
!chuds !christmaschads :#marseyemojilaugh:

  ACA +1m +10 / -0
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ACA +1m +14 / -0
:#marseyemojilaugh:

  misterwigger +38s +8 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh:

    ACA +1m +8 / -0
    :#marseyemojilaughgenocide: :#marseyemojilaughgenocide: :#marseyemojilaughgenocide:

      misterwigger +1m +5 / -0
      :#marseyemojilaughgenocide: :#marseyemojilaughgenocide: :#marseyemojilaughgenocide:

        ACA +5m +5 / -0
        :#marseyemojilaughgenocide: :#marseyemojilaughgenocide: :#marseyemojilaughgenocide:

          misterwigger +1m +5 / -0
          :#marseyemojilaughgenocide: :#marseyemojilaughgenocide: :#marseyemojilaughgenocide:

            ACA +1m +5 / -0
            :#marseyemojilaughgenocide: :#marseyemojilaughgenocide: :#marseyemojilaughgenocide:

              misterwigger +2m +5 / -0
              :#marseyemojilaughgenocide: :#marseyemojilaughgenocide: :#marseyemojilaughgenocide:

                ACA +4m +5 / -0
                :#marseyemojilaughgenocide: :#marseyemojilaughgenocide: :#marsey

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2024-12-25T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: CHRISTMAS DAY COUP ATTEMPT :marseytrump: "I will not accept this." :marseytrumpgarrison:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +33 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +21s +17 / -0
!project2025 :#marseyemojilaugh:

  GooooooldMember +2h +5 / -0
  I love how the left is so desperate to stop the right from doing anything so they say the most insane things to get it done

    Platyfiend +1h +6 / -0
    The left is so desperate to stop the right from doing anything so they say the most insane things to get it done :#marseysmoothbrain:

      GooooooldMember +3h +3 / -0
      I love how the left is so desperate to stop the right from doing anything so they say the most insane things to get it done

misterwigger +25m +12 / -0
{MP4}
!project2025 :#marseyemojilaugh:

  ACA +5m +10 / -0
  !project2025 I'm too drunk to read this one but I upvoted it anyway

  GooooooldMember +2h +2 / -0
  The only thing i like about the left is when they get mad and say insane shit

ACA +28m +9 / -0
!project2025 !the_donald !repealthe19th !chuds !chads !chuds !chads !chuds !chads !chuds !chads !chuds !chads !chuds !chads !chuds !chads !chuds !chads !chuds !chads !chuds !chads !chuds !chads !chuds !chads !chuds !chads !chuds !chads !chuds !chads !chuds !chads !chuds !chads !chuds !chads !chuds !chads !chuds !chads !chuds !chads !chuds

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2024-09-26T16Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: New Danny Boyle movie about cold war astronauts is really good
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's the story of two astronauts who got stranded on the moon for two weeks. It's set in 1972 and the space race is ending. They were supposed to go to the moon in a Soyuz capsule but the Soyuz failed so they're stranded on the moon. The USSR didn't have the budget for another Soyuz so they're stranded. They get really depressed and they start to hallucinate. The movie is really good. The costumes are really good. The set is really good. The acting is really good. The sound design is really good. The cinematography is really good. The music is really good. The editing is really good. The direction is really good. The pacing is really good. The story is really good. The characters are really good. The themes are really good. The message is really good. The visuals are really good. The atmosphere is really good. The tension is really good. The suspense is really good. The drama is really good. The romance is really good. The action is really good. The stunts are really good. The special effects are really good. The practical effects are really good. The CGI is really good. The animation is really good. The voice acting is really good. The writing is really good. The dialogue is really good. The script is really good. The plot is really good. The premise is really good. The setting is really good. The world building is really good. The lore is really good. The characters are really good. The themes are really good. The message is really good. The visuals are really good. The atmosphere is really good. The tension is really good. The suspense is really good. The drama is really good. The romance is really good. The action is really good. The stunts are really good. The special effects are really good. The practical effects are really good. The CGI is really good. The animation is really good. The voice acting is really good. The writing is really good. The dialogue is really good. The script is really good. The plot is really good. The premise is really good. The setting is really good. The world building is really good. The lore is really good

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2024-11-07T06Z
HOLE: politics
TITLE: Democrats should rename themselves the "Democratic Party" and Republicans should rename themselves the "Republican Party"
URL: {TWEET: NoLieWithBTC}
VOTES: +55 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +18m +48 / -0
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He thinks he's got the joke but he's not really getting it.

  X +11m +27 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh:

  misterwigger +1m +21 / -0
  !nonchuds !chuds discuss

    ACA +6h +5 / -0
    !the_donald !project2025

  MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +3h +11 / -0
  Tbh the meme format has to be fairly simple to actually work. The joke is that the Democratic Party is a party of the people, and the Republican Party is a party of the rich.

  jesus +2h +8 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh:

  Pog +3h +7 / -0
  It’s got some legs

X +4m +25 / -0
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  misterwigger +1m +11 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh:

  jesus +3h +7 / -0
  :#taylaugh:

Borpa +2h +14 / -0
If he wants to be relevant again he needs to go back to making fun of the most retarded rightoids not making fun of the most retarded leftoids :marseyindignant:

  jesus +1h +7 / -0
  Borpa*

  Supreme_Gaper_of_Chuds +4h +4 / -0
  And thats why the Borpa will never be relevant.

    Borpa +1h +2 / -0
    You are right I will never be relevant, I am Borpa

      Supreme_Gaper_of_Chuds +1h +2 / -0
      You are also Borpa.

        Borpa +1h +1 / -0
        You are right

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2024-12-15T04Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: New Splatoon 3 trailer - YouTube
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!gamers discuss
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +2m +6 / -0
:#marseywould:
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misterwigger +2m +5 / -0
!pinggrouplovers discuss !jannies why isn't this in /h/vidya

  Aevann +3m +4 / -0
  fixed king

  Aevann +3m +3 / -0
  ping the jannies pls

    misterwigger +2m +4 / -0
    @J and @K why isn't this in /h/vidya
    # I'm too retarded to use ping groups :#marseyemojilaugh:

  misterwigger +11m +3 / -0
  @J and @K why isn't this in /h/vidya
  I'm too retarded to use ping groups :#marseyemojilaugh:

    J +8h +2 / -0
    I moved it for you king

      misterwigger +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseyemojilaugh:

BimothyX2 +5m +4 / -0
I'm bimothy hello :marseywave2:

  misterwigger +1m +3 / -0
  I love you Bimothy! :marseyembrace:

    BimothyX2 +59s +3 / -0
    :#marseyembrace:

Battleloser +1h +2 / -0
I'm getting some vibes from this trailer

  misterwigger +35s +3 / -0
  !friendsofsnappy :marseyemojilaugh:

    Battleloser +4m +2 / -0
    :marseysoypoint:

KoreanDandyKing +1h +1 / -0
I hope it has more races and genders and more guns so I can shoot and kill the faggots.

  misterwigger +1m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-06-17T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is the worst part of the Trump admin. This is how you get the worst people. You let the worst people in, you get the worst people out. :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {TWEET: WhiteHouse}
VOTES: +113 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +4m +73 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh:

  Patrice +34m +37 / -0
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    misterwigger +1h +27 / -0
    {IMG}

      Patrice +21m +14 / -0
      {IMG}

    DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +19 / -0
    {IMG}

      Patrice +1h +12 / -0
      {IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +5m +34 / -0
  :marseyclappingglasses:
  Very progressive of them to have a zebra at the table. I think the zebra is a woman, too

  misterwigger +2m +33 / -0
  >No representation from the Zebra community
  :#marseyemojilaugh:

  BigBussyHunter +4m +30 / -0
  > 50% of the world's population
  :marseysmughips:

  coned +1h +20 / -0
  i'm not saying trans people don't exist
  i'm just saying they are overrepresented in these pics and it's weird

  Dramamine +2h +12 / -0
  I'm not saying they're all trains, but...

  pawns +2h +12 / -0
  >they are overrepresented in this picture
  :#marseyconfused:

  lfyca +4h +12 / -0
  Lmao they have a black dude in a dress in the back row

  Spy

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-02-02T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {TWEET: trump_repost}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +6 / -0
:#marseytrumpgarrison:y, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to pay $100 million a month to keep your phones working and your internet connected

misterwigger +40s +4 / -0
{IMG}y, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to pay $100 million a month to keep your phones working and your internet connectedy, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to pay $100 million a month to keep your phones working and your internet connected

  misterwigger +1m +4 / -0
  {IMG}ronty, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to pay $100 million a month to keep your phones working and your internet connectedronty, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to pay $100 million a month to keep your phones working and your internet connected

    misterwigger +39s +3 / -0
    {IMG}ronny, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to pay $100 million a month to keep your phones working and your internet connectedronny, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to pay $100 million a month to keep your

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-05-04T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 2020: A white man enters a black community, doesn't understand the culture, and is not afraid to say so. He is shot and killed by the police. :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {TWEET: AOC}
VOTES: +108 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/25/us/charles-barry-outright-shooting.html
> Mr. Barry, 29, a white man from Idaho, was driving his pickup truck through a crowded street in the black neighborhood of the small town of O’Fallon when he heard gunfire and decided to investigate. He encountered Mr. Outright and another man, who were pointing guns at each other. Mr. Barry tried to intervene and was shot in the head by Mr. Outright, who had been accused of aggravated assault and was being held in the county jail.
> The shooting was caught on video by a surveillance camera at a nearby apartment complex. Mr. Barry was pronounced dead at a hospital, according to authorities.
> The police, who were called to the scene after the shooting, arrested Mr. Outright and charged him with murder.
> The case drew national attention and sparked protests in O’Fallon, a city of about 12,000 people located about 50 miles southeast of St. Louis. Mr. Barry’s family, who had traveled from Idaho to attend the trial, said they were shocked by the verdict.
> “We are devastated,” Mr. Barry’s brother, Jon, said in a statement after the verdict. “We have been through so much pain and suffering since the day Charles was murdered, and this verdict only makes it worse. We cannot believe that a man who was clearly in the wrong was not held accountable for his actions. We will continue to fight for justice and to ensure that our brother’s memory is honored.”
> The case also raised questions about the use of deadly force by the police and the treatment of black suspects in the criminal justice system. Mr. Barry’s family said they were particularly disturbed by the fact that Mr. Outright had been released from jail just days before the shooting.
> “This verdict is a slap in the face to our brother’s memory,” Mr. Barry’s mother, Nancy,

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-06-29T19Z
HOLE: pol
TITLE: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +108 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +33s +63 / -0
:#marseydarktrump:

  misterwigger +2m +37 / -0
  !project2025 :#marseyemojilaugh:

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +17 / -0
  *Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-02-03T15Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: "What's wrong with the new AI model? It's a little more realistic. I was told that the more realistic it is, the better it is."
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +52 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: jeremyphoward}
COMMENTS:
FourthCowboy +4m +32 / -0
>When you can't even tell it's a fake face :marseyxd:

  IanMurdock +1h +18 / -0
  The uncanny valley is a myth. Everyone is complaining about how realistic the AI is

    jesus +1h +10 / -0
    > The uncanny valley is a myth
    :#marseymerchantfoid: :#marseymerchantfoid: :#marseymerchantfoid: :#marseymerchantfoid:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marionette_effect
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanical_face_effect
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chilling_effect
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Night_of_the_Living_Dead_(1990_film)
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Night_of_the_Living_Dead_(2006_film)
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exorcist_(2005_film)
    :#marseymerchantfoid: :#marseymerchantfoid: :#marseymerchantfoid: :#marseymerchantfoid:

      IanMurdock +3h +2 / -0
      :marseyakshually: I meant it's a myth that the uncanny valley is a thing

    FourthCowboy +2m +7 / -0
    Not everyone, just the :marseytrain2: :marseycoomer2: crowd

    HetsAreFeds +3h +4 / -0
    It's a myth when it comes to AI, the uncanny valley is real in real life.
    A face that's too smooth, too plastic, too shiny, too matte, too symmetrical, too shiny, too matte, too shiny

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-04-02T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymath: :marseydrunk: :marseyscientist:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +13 / -0
A+ title

  misterwigger +30s +11 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh:

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +30m +3 / -0
  I thought it was a screenshot at first and was confused why there wasn't any reaction.

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +29m +3 / -0
  I thought it was a screenshot at first and was confused why there wasn't any reaction.

    peepeehands +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyinvestigate:

      Snowfox_Coarsemeow +5m +3 / -0
      :#marseyspecial:

Soren +1m +6 / -0
it's not my fault I am a drunk

  misterwigger +1m +5 / -0
  It's alright, it's just a little experiment

    Soren +1m +5 / -0
    I am sorry, I will try to be better

      misterwigger +2m +3 / -0
      No that's not what I meant. I meant that the research was *in vitro* (in glass). :marseyemojilaugh:
      I don't want you to stop drinking :marseyemojilaugh:

        Soren +1m +4 / -0
        you are very rude, I am sorry about what I said about your mother

          misterwigger +2m +4 / -0
          :#marseyemojilaugh:

            Soren +45s +4 / -0
            :#marseyemojilaugh:

              misterwigger +59s +3 / -0
              :#marseyemojilaugh:

                Soren +1m +4 / -0
                :#marseyemojilaugh:

                  misterwigger +3

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2024-10-02T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "You know I'm not a big fan of the Irish so I'm gonna go with the one in the middle" :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
poopdick +11m +22 / -0
:#marseysipping: :#marseysipping: :#marseysipping:
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:#marseysipping: :#marseysipping: :#marseysipping:

  misterwigger +1m +22 / -0
  I don't get it. Why are they all in the middle? :marseyconfused:

    J +2h +9 / -0
    Theyre all going to die

  peepeehands +3m +12 / -0
  :#marseydrunk:

  ManBearFridge +50m +10 / -0
  :#marseyhungover:

  J +2h +8 / -0
  I dont get it

    poopdick +16m +6 / -0
    they are all on the couch and the one on the left got the ick

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +4 / -0
    They're all on the couch and the guy in the middle is drunk and about to fight the one on the left

      J +2h +1 / -0
      I dont get it

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +1 / -0
        They're all on the couch and the guy in the middle is drunk and about to fight the one on the left

peepeehands +3m +18 / -0
what a fucking retard lmao

  misterwigger +1m +14 / -0
  I'm not sure what he said or why he said it. I just like the idea that he said it

    peepeehands +1m +18 / -0
    it's like he's trying to fuck up his own job and get fired lol

      misterwigger +1m +11 / -0
      :

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-03-08T23Z
HOLE: chinchilla
TITLE: Marsey's future
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +31 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@Aevann
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +8 / -0
:#marseyfluffy:

KoreanDandyKing +1h +6 / -0
{IMG}

Salamander +1h +3 / -0
:#marseybeanrelieved: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :marseyheart: :m

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2024-11-10T04Z
HOLE: pol
TITLE: In a stunning development, the Trump Campaign is being investigated by the Justice Department. :marseytrumpitsover:
URL: {TWEET: cnnbrk}
VOTES: +87 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LiterallyShaking +3m +112 / -0
!nooticers :#marseynoooticer:

  ACA +3m +83 / -0
  !chuds !nonchuds !nooticers !retards
  {IMG}

    jesus +1h +23 / -0
    >not chudrama pings
    :#marseysidevote:

    ManBearFridge +31m +12 / -0
    What?

      ACA +6m +11 / -0
      {YOUTUBE}

        ManBearFridge +2m +10 / -0
        :#marseydepressed:

    Spy6 +12h +5 / -0
    I'm starting to nootice that CNN is getting a lot of business.

  misterwigger +1m +57 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh:

  X +1m +31 / -0
  :#marseynothingburger:

  ManBearFridge +36m +20 / -0
  :#marseywrongthonk:

  Transformers +1h +12 / -0
  !nothingeverhappens
  :#marseysal:

  gigachad_brony +1h +7 / -0 [C]
  :marseysmug:
  I love sucking cock.

  Aba +1h +6 / -0
  :marseyitsover:

  nuclearshill +5h +5 / -0
  :#marseytrumpitsover:

  dramaqueen +10h +2 / -0
  :#marseyitsnuts:

LiterallyShaking +1m +66 / -0
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  misterwigger +2m +34 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh:

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-05-28T23Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Trump :marseytrumpgarrison: and Elon :marseyelonmusk: are in an e-mail fight :marseyemojilaugh: where Elon is defending his gay husband and Trump is threatening to kill Elon :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {TWEET: elonmusk}
VOTES: +183 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: elonmusk}
{TWEET: elonmusk}
{TWEET: elonmusk}
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +2m +106 / -0
!chuds !nonchuds !trump2024 !trump2028 :#marseyemojilaugh:

  BigBussyHunter +4m +52 / -0
  :marseyxd:
  Why are they always fighting like that? It's really funny
  :marseyshrug:

    misterwigger +3m +40 / -0
    I think it's because they're both such drama queens that they think it's funny

      BigBussyHunter +5m +34 / -0
      Oh I know it's funny, but they need to realize that it's a good thing to have a united front because it makes their enemies look like morons :marseysmug2:

        misterwigger +1m +27 / -0
        I don't think they consider each other enemies. They're just very dramatic people who like to call each other names :marseyshrug:

          BigBussyHunter +2m +25 / -0
          I guess. They both got something to prove and it makes them look like bickering babies :marseybaby:

            misterwigger +1m +28 / -0
            That's true. It makes them look like bickering

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-06-10T04Z
HOLE: pol
TITLE: :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {TWEET: libsoftiktok}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Haberdasher +11h +5 / -0
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  misterwigger +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh:

massive_fuckwit +5h +4 / -0
{IMG}

89wc +33m +4 / -0
{MP4}

  misterwigger +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh:

    89wc +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh:

  Haberdasher +11h +2 / -0
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89wc +31m +3 / -0
<sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup><sup>trans lives matter
{MP4}

89wc +29m +3 / -0
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{MP4} :marseyemojilaugh:

89wc +28m +2 / -0
{MP4} :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh:

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-04-17T18Z
HOLE: chinchilla
TITLE: I've been in the mood for some [Japanese] street food. How about some Omelette Ramen :marseyramen:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
COMMENTS:
donkeykongbinladen +3m +13 / -0
:#marseyexcited:
I'm not even a fan of raw egg, but that looks great.
:#marseylickinglips:

  Cao_Cao +10m +11 / -0
  I think the raw egg helps cut the heat from the spices in the soup.
  I don't think the video shows the soup in detail but I imagine it's full of chili.

    donkeykongbinladen +1m +8 / -0
    Yeah, I was thinking that too. I'm just not a fan of the raw egg on its own, but it seems like it works in this context.
    :#marseyagree:

  misterwigger +3m +11 / -0
  It's good stuff! I liked the noodles and omelette, but the soup was a bit too spicy for me :marseyshrug:

    donkeykongbinladen +4m +6 / -0
    Sounds about right. I wouldn't want to eat that stuff all the time, but for a treat, I'd give it a go.
    :#marseythumbsup:

  ChampChomp +2h +4 / -0
  I was thinking the same thing.
  That being said, I'm more of a mayo guy myself.

    donkeykongbinladen +2m +3 / -0
    For the egg at least, I think it's a regional thing. I've had it with ramen and it was good. But I've never seen it with other dishes.
    :#marseyshrug:

Salamander +34m +5 / -0
I love this guy’s videos, he’s so chill and the stuff he makes looks awesome

  misterwigger +2m +5 / -0
  His blog posts are funny too. I like the ones where he's like "I

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-03-18T03Z
HOLE: pol
TITLE: I'm a woman and I voted for Trump. Here's why. | CNN
URL: https://edition.cnn.com/2025/03/17/opinions/vote-trump-dems-harris-women-alexander/index.html
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
A_Cat +25m +15 / -0
> My primary motivation was my desire to protect trans women and girls. I’m a trans woman and a mother of a trans daughter, so I know firsthand that the Democrats are not doing enough to protect us.
This is why I voted for Trump. He's going to deport trans people back to whatever hellhole they came from.

  KoreanDandyKing +1h +7 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

misterwigger +17m +13 / -0
> I’m a woman and I voted for Trump
> I’m a trans woman
> I’m a mother of a trans daughter
!chuds :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh:

  A_Cat +8m +5 / -0
  I'm a woman and I'm a trans woman and I'm a mother of a trans daughter. I'm not sure what this means but I'm certain this person is not a woman :marseytransrentfree:

  lfyca +4h +3 / -0
  I’m a woman and I’m a trans woman and I’m a mother of a trans daughter. I’m not sure what this means but I’m certain this person is not a woman
  :#marseytransrentfree:

misterwigger +1m +6 / -0
> I’m a woman and I voted for Trump. Here’s why.
:#marseyemojilaugh:

  misterwigger +1m +6 / -0
  > My primary motivation was my desire to protect trans women and girls. I’m a trans woman and a mother of a trans daughter, so I know firsthand that the Democrats are not doing enough to protect us.
  :#marse

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-06-15T22Z
HOLE: redscarepod
TITLE: I can't believe I didn't see the :marseyemojilaugh: in this until now
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I thought it was just a shitty gif of a guy with a cockroach body
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +15m +3 / -0
:#marseyemojilaugh:eded

  misterwigger +2m +3 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaughpat:

42yo_fuck_boy +4h +2 / -0
loleded

  42yo_fuck_boy +4s +1 / -0
  lmaoed👏👏

Invincibleirl +2h +2 / -0
I just found out about it yesterday loled

  misterwigger +1m +2 / -0
  He looks like a :marseyemojilaugh:ed :marseyemojilaugh:eded

    Invincibleirl +4m +1 / -0
    I thought he was just a dork with a cockroach body.ed

misterwigger +58s +1 / -0
<marquee scrollamount=50 behavior=alternate><marquee scrollamount=20 behavior=alternate> :#marseyemojilaugh: </marquee></marquee>

  misterwigger +43s +1 / -0
  <marquee scrollamount=15 direction=up><marquee scrollamount=35 behavior=alternate> :#marseyemojilaugh: </marquee></marquee>ed

    misterwigger +39s +1 / -0
    <marquee scrollamount=15 direction=up><marquee scrollamount=35 behavior=alternate> :#marseyemojilaugh: </marquee></marquee> :#marseyemojilaugh:ed :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemo

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-02-20T05Z
HOLE: bongland
TITLE: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {TWEET: ThePatriot78}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +53m +5 / -0
:#marseyemojilaugh:

PegMeMommy +1h +5 / -0
{IMG}

ManBearFridge +17m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  X +36m +4 / -0
  :#marseyxdorbit:yy

    misterwigger +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseyemojilaugh:

  misterwigger +14m +3 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh:y

ManBearFridge +14m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  misterwigger +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojila

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2024-09-19T20Z
HOLE: pol
TITLE: :marseyemojilaugh: The troonface of DeSantis' wife :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {TWEET: mrandyngo}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{TWEET: mrandyngo}
{IMG}
:#marseyemojilaugh:
COMMENTS:
BooMetropolis +1m +15 / -1
!transphobes !terfs

  Grue +13m +9 / -0
  :#marseytransrentfree:

    BooMetropolis +1m +8 / -0
    > :#marseytransrentfree:
    :#marseytransrentfreetalking:

  jesus +5h +3 / -0
  :#marseyslurpfast:

BigBussyHunter +7m +12 / -0
:#marseybooba: :#marseyeyemixer2:

  misterwigger +1m +12 / -0
  !coomers Important post

    BigBussyHunter +1m +8 / -0
    :marseyshy: Thank you, kind sir

Grue +15m +10 / -0
Wife is right, “crazy” is a word made up by men to control women

  JannieJihad +4m +10 / -0
  No, you're crazy if you think a woman can be president
  :marseyindignantretardtalking:

    Grue +3m +5 / -0
    Women can be president, they just can’t be a president

      jesus +4h +3 / -0
      This but unironically

  jesus +5h +2 / -0
  :#normielarp:

    Grue +1m +3 / -0
    I’ve seen your profile you aren’t a real woman :marseysmug2:

      jesus +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseyviewerstare:

        Grue +2m +2 / -0
        I’m not sure what you think that means but you

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2024-10-17T01Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: First Trailer for "The Rings of Power" Season 2
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +21 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TouchFluffyTails +45m +20 / -0
This looks like it was made for a 12 year old to watch and think it's the greatest thing ever. The acting, sets, all of it is just so childish
It's a pretty good job of going "look at this super serious thing, it's cool right"
!kino !gamers remember when the LOTR games were good, they must have been the first thing to get the whole "this is a childrens movie" vibe right?

  misterwigger +3m +17 / -0
  It's really hard to get a good reaction from zoomers. They've seen so many movies and shows that they're just not impressed by anything. This was made with zoomers in mind and they're going to be the main demo. It's an incredibly bad sign for the future of film and television that the only way to make a hit is to make it for zoomers. I just don't know how to stop this. I don't even know what the problem is. I think it has something to do with the internet and the way it changed the way people watch things. !kino discuss

    Nightcrawler +3m +10 / -0
    There's a guy in my neighborhood who watches the same episodes of Star Trek on loop. :marseyboomer: I think he's happy with his life and doesn't need to change it. He's probably happier than most of the people on this site.

      misterwigger +2m +8 / -0
      Star Trek is a good show and watching it on loop is a good hobby

        Nightcrawler +5m +11 / -0
        {IMG}
        I'm not saying that but I don't think it's a bad show for the people who watch it. I don't get it either though.

          misterwigger +5m +12 / -0
          > I don't get it either though.
          That's because you're !retards :#marseyemojilaugh:
          > Star

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-03-21T01Z
HOLE: mnn
TITLE: Wake up babe. New "Muh Blacks" meme dropped
URL: {TWEET: libsoftiktok}
VOTES: +60 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2024-10-13T17Z
HOLE: politics
TITLE: Biden addresses the media for the last time as president
URL: {TWEET: POTUS}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
# Biden's last address to the media as president
> The President addressed the media for the last time as president in the Roosevelt Room at the White House on Friday, October 11, 2024.
> "I've been president for 200 days, and I'm going to give you a list of things that I've done and then I'll leave," the President said. "I'm here with the media for the last time as President. I'm going to give you a list of things I've done. I've done a lot. I'm the first President in history to double the size of the National Parks and Monuments, and I did it under the America's Great Outdoors Act. I've been the first President to ever ban any kind of toxic chemicals in our drinking water. I've been the first President to ever do a moratorium on oil and gas drilling on federal lands. I've been the first President to ever do a moratorium on fracking on federal lands. I've been the first President to ever do a moratorium on drilling in the Arctic Ocean. I've been the first President to ever do a moratorium on oil and gas drilling in the Atlantic Ocean. I've been the first President to ever do a moratorium on drilling in the Gulf of Mexico. I've been the first President to ever do a moratorium on drilling in the Beaufort Sea. I've been the first President to ever do a moratorium on drilling in the Chukchi Sea. I've been the first President to ever do a moratorium on drilling in the Arctic Ocean. I've been the first President to ever do a moratorium on drilling in the Atlantic Ocean. I've been the first President to ever do a moratorium on drilling in the Gulf of Mexico. I've been the first President to ever do a moratorium on drilling in the Beaufort Sea. I've been the first President to ever do a moratorium on drilling in the Chukchi Sea. I've been the first President to ever do a moratorium on drilling in the Arctic Ocean. I've been the first President to ever do a moratorium on drilling in the Atlantic Ocean. I

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-05-09T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New David Attenborough documentary is about China
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +3m +12 / -0
> China's leaders are constantly warned about the dangers of environmental collapse. But the country has to grow and the economy needs to keep going up. Is the country building itself to death?
:#marseyemojilaugh:
!anticommunists !neolibs

  SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +2h +5 / -0
  China's gonna collapse in 2028 when the next once-in-a-decade drought hits.

    misterwigger +1m +5 / -0
    I would bet on 2026. I think the first drought is going to be in 2026 and it'll be pretty bad

      SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1m +5 / -0
      I agree that it'll be in 2026, it's just that China's going to be in a better position than now to deal with it.

        misterwigger +1m +5 / -0
        :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh:
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          SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +3m +5 / -0
          China's gonna collapse in 2028 when the next once-in-a-decade drought hits. And then it'll finally be over. All those years of waiting, all those years of hoping, and then it'll finally be over. And it'll be so over. It'll be so over.

SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +2h +4 / -0
> [The 'Yellow River' is not yellow at all, it's more brown, like a chocolate milkshake.](https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/08/asia/china-yellow-river-brown-intl-hnk/index.html)
The Yellow River is a dead giveaway for why the

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-06-26T18Z
HOLE: politics
TITLE: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +156 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/06/26/trump-claims-impeachment-dictatorship-attack-dems/82979219007/
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +136 / -1
> I'm going to impeach him, and if I don't get the votes, I'm going to say it was a conspiracy and they're all corrupt and there's a deep state and he's a dictator.
:#marseyemojilaugh:

  misterwigger +1m +51 / -1
  :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh:

  ElverGalarga +1h +30 / -1
  > "I'm going to impeach him, and if I don't get the votes, I'm going to say it was a conspiracy and they're all corrupt and there's a deep state and he's a dictator."
  :#marseytrumpgarrison:
  > "I'm going to impeach him, and if I don't get the votes, I'm going to say it was a conspiracy and they're all corrupt and there's a deep state and he's a dictator."
  :#soyjaktantrumfast:
  > "I'm going to impeach him, and if I don't get the votes, I'm going to

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AUTHOR: misterwigger
DATE: 2025-04-06T23Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :redlight: :redlight: :redlight: New India :marseytunaktunak: Massacre :redlight: :redlight: :redlight:
URL: {TWEET: clownworld_}
VOTES: +35 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +11m +21 / -0
They're going to get such a bad rep from this. They're so clearly just angry and drunk.

  himbo_slice +1h +8 / -0
  their gods forbid them to have women. you dont need a rep when you have zero foids.

  GodzillaSong +4h +2 / -0
  I know, it's so unfair.

misterwigger +3m +14 / -0
!chuds !antibharatiya !commenters
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  Avalon +2h +12 / -0
  >The video is from 2022
  :marseyxd:

    misterwigger +1m +7 / -0
    :#marseymisinformation:

  himbo_slice +1h +11 / -0
  they are so fucking drunk, its so funny

  H +1h +9 / -0
  Oh god I'm so sorry

  cyberdick +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

Jewdanksdad +28m +10 / -0
There is no way this is real

  misterwigger +3m +12 / -0
  :marseyindignant: I don't know why you're so skeptical. It's really not that unbelievable.

    Jewdanksdad +1h +5 / -0
    Not with the way they are all dressed

      misterwigger +5m +5 / -0
      They're wearing halloween costumes :marseyemojilaugh:

misterwigger +1h +10 / -0
!commenters !chuds !antibharatiya
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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-05-03T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseychonkerfoid: vs :marseypooner:
URL: {TWEET: meghapoor}
VOTES: +163 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is a continuation of this post https://rdrama.net/post/167396/marseytrain2-vs-marseytrain2-lipstickalley
The :marseytrain: was banned from lipstick alley so the :marseypooner: posted a follow up to her earlier dunking on the :marseytrain: and the :marseychonkerfoid: responded with a long screed about how it was all just one big :marseytransrentfree: and how she was actually a great ally and blah blah blah.
The :marseypooner: retorted :marseytransrentfree: and :marseytrain2: and it's all a big :marseytransrentfree: and blah blah blah. It's a bit of a back and forth with a lot of wordswordswords. The :marseychonkerfoid: has a lot of wordswordswords for someone who's supposedly not that interested in trains.
{TWEET: meghapoor}
> # 1. You have no idea how many times I've dealt with people trying to say they're not transphobic, but then say the most transphobic stuff possible. I've dealt with many transphobic people who think they're not. You're in that category.
> # 2. I'm not going to debate you because I'm not trying to change your mind. It's not my job to educate you on why your arguments are transphobic. I've already said all I need to say. I'm not going to waste my time on you.
> # 3. I don't need your permission to be an ally. I don't need your permission to call you out on your transphobia. I don't need your permission to tell you that you're wrong. I don't need your permission to tell you to stop being transphobic. I don't need your permission to tell you to stop being a bigot.
> # 4. I don't need your permission to tell you that you're hurting trans people. I don't

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-04-12T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Moid makes a documentary about how his wife's life has been ruined by a foid :marseywomanmoment: who keeps calling her a whore :marseycoomer3:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not watching this whole thing but from what I've seen the foid is a very bad person and the moid is a cuck who needs to man up and take his wife back. :marseycoomer2:
COMMENTS:
BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +20m +13 / -0
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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-05-23T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: v :marseyfoidretard: slapfight in r/sexworkersonly :marseypopcorntime:
URL: {REDDIT: r/SexWorkersOnly my_sister_has_been_talking_about_sex_work_for_a}
VOTES: +119 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [My sister has been talking about sex work for a few days now and it makes me so upset. I'm a sex worker, I love my job and I enjoy what I do. But I'm not happy when other people are talking about it. It makes me feel like my job is not important and that I'm not respected.]({REDDIT: r/SexWorkersOnly my_sister_has_been_talking_about_sex_work_for_a})
> [She's been talking about how she's going to start doing sex work and how she's going to make a lot of money. I don't know how to tell her that it's not as easy as she thinks it is. She's so naive and thinks that she's going to be a big star. I don't want her to get hurt, but I also don't want her to get my hopes up.]({REDDIT: r/SexWorkersOnly my_sister_has_been_talking_about_sex_work_for_a})
> [I don't know what to do. I'm so frustrated and angry. I don't want her to get hurt, but I also don't want her to get my hopes up. I don't know what to do. I'm so frustrated and angry.]({REDDIT: r/SexWorkersOnly my_sister_has_been_talking_about_sex_work_for_a})
> [I'm not even sure if I should tell her that I'm a sex worker. I don't want her to think that I'm a prostitute or that I'm a whore. I just want her to know that I'm a sex worker and that I love my job. I don't want her to think that I'm a prostitute or that I'm a whore. I just want her to know that I'm a sex worker and that I love my job.]({REDDIT: r/SexWorkersOnly my_sister_has_been_talking_about_sex_work_for_a})
> [I'm so frustrated and angry

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2024-04-26T12Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseyjam: :marseyvibing: :marseyjam: :marseyvibing: :marseyjam: :marseyvibing: :marseyjam: :marseyvibing:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!animalposters dancing squirrel :marseyjam:
COMMENTS:
DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +4 / -0
holy shit
:#marseyinjured:
:#marseyvorezombiewolf:

  Mistofblackness +2h +2 / -0
  :marseyvore3: :marseyvore2:

Patsy +1m +4 / -0
!squirrels

  BooMetropolis +1m +5 / -0
  :#squirreljak:

    Patsy +1m +5 / -0
    :#squirreljakgenocide:

      BooMetropolis +1m +5 / -0
      :#squirreljakgenocide::#marseyshooting:

        Patsy +1m +4 / -0
        :#squirreljakgenocide::#!marseyshooting:

          BooMetropolis +4m +4 / -0
          :#squirreljakgenocide::#marseyshooting::#!marseyshooting:

            Patsy +1m +4 / -0
            :#marseyshooting::#marseyshooting::#squirreljakgenocide:

              BooMetropolis +5m +4 / -0
              :#marseyshooting::#!marseyshooting::#!marseyshooting::#!marseyshooting::#!marseyshooting::#!marseyshooting::#!marseyshooting::#!marseyshooting::#!marseyshooting::#!marseyshooting::#!marseyshooting::#!marseyshooting::#!marseyshooting::#!marseyshooting::#!marseyshooting::#!marseyshooting::#!marseyshooting::#!marse

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-04-24T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: in the "lesbian" hole
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +55 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Somebody posted this thread](https://rdrama.net/post/165010/marseytrain-posts-marseytrain-nudes-on-lesbians) and I was like "That's so weird" and then I clicked the link and this was the first thing I saw.
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[And here's a second thread about that same post]({REDDIT: r/actuallesbians i_posted_myself_on_the_sub_with_the_title_i_need})
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[And here's a third thread about that same post]({REDDIT: r/actuallesbians i_posted_myself_on_the_sub_with_the_title_i_need})
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So yeah that's the train in the "lesbian" hole. This is the first time I've ever seen a post like this and it's so weird :marseydisgust:
COMMENTS:
X +15m +26 / -0
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:#marseyxd:

  Downie +11m +28 / -0
  {IMG}

  Mistofblackness +1m +16 / -0
  That's the post that made me realize I was in the wrong hole :marseysick:

  9 +2h +10 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  BigBussyHunter +10h +3 / -0
  > I think I’m still not over being told I’m a man
  :marseyeyeroll:

Elias_Acorn +1h +25 / -0
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  TheOverSeether +1h +15 / -0
  :#marseyemojirofl:
  !chuds, I love you so much!

    Elias_Acorn +13m +10 / -0
    {IMG}

      TheOverSeether +3m +8 / -0
      :#marseysoypoint2: :#!marseysoypoint2:
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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-03-27T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain2: spergs out in /r/asktransgender after learning about a "No trans" policy at a bar
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender what_is_your_response_to_the_idea_that_it_is}
VOTES: +117 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I have a question for the trans and non-binary people of this sub.
> What is your response to the idea that it is okay to bar trans people from a bar/venue? I've been getting into arguments with some people who say that since trans women are men, it is okay to bar trans women from women's spaces. What is your response to that?
No need to respond with the obvious "it's not okay" response. But that's what the top comments say anyway. Oh well. I'm going to go through the rest of the thread to find the juicy stuff.
> [So, I'm sure we've all heard the "women can't be rapists" argument. But I'm seeing a lot of people argue that trans women can't be rapists. It's just a little weird to me.]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender what_is_your_response_to_the_idea_that_it_is})
>> I've seen it as well. I'm very much a "rape is a violation of autonomy" person, and I've never seen a trans person argue against that. So I'm not sure what's going on here. Is it a misunderstanding of the words "rape" and "trans"? Is it a misunderstanding of what "rape" actually means? Is it a misunderstanding of what "trans" actually means? I just don't get it.
>>> I think it’s a misunderstanding of the words “man” and “woman”.
>>> To some people, “man” and “woman” are inherently tied to biological sex, and they see trans women as men, so they think that trans women can’t be rapists.
>>> To others, “man” and “woman” are inherently tied to gender, and they see trans women as women, so they think that trans women can be rapists.
>>> And then there’s a third group who don’t use the words “man” or “woman” at all, and they see trans women as women, so they think that trans

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-04-25T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to be a real :marseytrain: 101
URL: {TWEET: malefeminist}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> My boobs are bigger than your breasts. I have more testosterone than you. I have a dick that can be penetrated. I have a vagina that can be penetrated. I have a penis that can be penetrated. I have a vagina that can be penetrated. I have a penis that can be penetrated. I have a vagina that can be penetrated.
> I am a real woman.
The replies are :marseytransrentfree:
> [This is the "I'm a real woman" argument, but I can't tell if this person is actually a woman or not. If they're actually a woman, then they're a real woman, and if they're not actually a woman, then they're not a real woman. The fact that they're a woman is the only thing that matters. If you don't think this person is a woman, then you're an idiot.]({TWEET: jinxie_})
If you're not sure if someone is a woman then they're obviously not a woman :marseyindignant:
> [You're not a real woman. You're a man pretending to be a woman. You're a man in a dress. You're a man with a beard. You're a man with a penis. You're a man with a vagina. You're a man with a penis and a vagina. You're a man with a penis and a vagina and a dick. You're a man with a penis and a vagina and a dick and a vagina. You're a man with a penis and a vagina and a dick and a vagina and a dick.]({TWEET: nickf96})
>> [What? You don't have a penis and a vagina and a dick and a vagina and a dick. You have a dick and a vagina and a dick and a vagina and a dick. And you're not a real woman. You're a man.]({TWEET: taylorlorenz})
Why would a tranny have a dick and a vagina :marseyconfused:
> [I don't think I'm a real woman. I think I'm a man. I don't think I

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-06-24T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Some chud subreddit is still fighting about the white woman question
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter the_white_women_question}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [There was a study that was done in 2015 about how women that had been raped in the past by their fathers were more likely to date white men. I don’t have the link but it’s worth looking into.]({REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter the_white_women_question})
:#marseyreading:
> [I think the white women question is a hard one. But I think it's also an issue of culture. White people have a culture of "looking out for their own". It's a huge part of why racism persists in America. When you're raised in a culture of looking out for your own, you're more likely to develop racist tendencies. I grew up in a multicultural neighborhood and attended a diverse school. I was taught from a young age to look out for my own. I was taught that if I didn't look out for myself, no one else would. I was taught that if I didn't look out for my own, I would be left behind. I was taught that if I didn't look out for my own, I would be replaced. I was taught that if I didn't look out for my own, I would be erased. I was taught that if I didn't look out for my own, I would be forgotten. I was taught that if I didn't look out for my own, I would be ignored. I was taught that if I didn't look out for my own, I would be abandoned. I was taught that if I didn't look out for my own, I would be left behind. I was taught that if I didn't look out for my own, I would be replaced. I was taught that if I didn't look out for my own, I would be erased. I was taught that if I didn't look out for my own, I would be forgotten. I was taught that if I didn't look out for my own, I would be ignored. I was taught that if I didn't look out for my own, I would be abandoned. I was taught that if I didn't look out for my own, I would be left behind.

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-01-28T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How is it possible to be this much of a doomer?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +93 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Even the most rabid of wokescolds don't go this far.
COMMENTS:
Marco +36m +60 / -0
This is why the only solution is to nuke the entire internet and only let the most hardened chuds on the internet again.

  Patrice +2h +12 / -0
  The internet was a mistake

  MenAreWorst +2h +10 / -0
  This but unironically

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +4h +5 / -0
    This but unironically

  HailVictory1776 +4h +4 / -0
  This but unironically

  Grue +3h +3 / -0
  Based

  6-9 +5h +2 / -0
  This but unironically

Jewdanksdad +25m +45 / -0
:#marseydespair:

ABC +2m +45 / -0
> Even the most rabid of wokescolds don't go this far.
They do, but they're usually behind the scenes, in places like academia.

  Mistofblackness +3m +32 / -0
  Well I'm not talking about the wokescolds I'm talking about the people who make threads on reddit complaining about the wokescolds.

    ABC +1m +39 / -0
    Well that's just a case of :marseylongpost::marseylongpost::marseylongpost: about how :marseyitsover::marseyitsover::marseyitsover: for all of humanity.

      Mistofblackness +1m +13 / -0
      Yeah that's why I'm surprised.

        ABC +2m +22 / -0
        Well, the internet is a pretty dark place. And as more and more people are exposed to it, you're going to see more and more doom posting.

          Mistofblackness +1m +13 / -0
          Yeah but

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2022-07-23T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytwerking: This is the only appropriate response to a wall of text. :marseytwerking:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A ⬆️

  Mistofblackness +40s +5 / -0
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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-03-22T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for dramatard foids
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +2m +15 / -0
i can fix her
:#marseymoidmoment:

  Mistofblackness +5m +10 / -0
  :marseysad: I can't fix her

    garlicdoors +16m +6 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

  peepeehands +2m +9 / -0
  i can fix her :marseytroublemaker:

BEEF_SUPREME +1m +13 / -0
the absolute state of the internet in current year

  garlicdoors +24m +6 / -0
  This is why I only post to rdrama

birdenthusiast +29m +8 / -0
{IMG}

  garlicdoors +1m +9 / -0
  {IMG}

    birdenthusiast +40s +5 / -0
    :marseyxd:

birdenthusiast +28m +4 / -0
{IMG}

arsey +1h +2 / -0
I love this guy..jpg

Hordofboars +4h +2 / -0
>foids
>not being a colossal bore
:#marseyconfused:.jpg.jpg

JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}.jpg.jpg

WillowWalker +5h +1 / -0
and she has a bpd diagnosis.jpg

K9 +13h +1 / -0
And that’s a good thing :marseywholesome:.jpg

  Mistofblackness +1h +1 / -0
  :marseydepressed:.jpg

    K9 +1h +1 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:.jpg.jpg.jpg

K9 +13h +1 / -0
You’re a foid? :marseyitsover: I thought you were

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-06-09T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyraging: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-04-13T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycoomer2: post with a "my wife's friend" story. r/guro :marseydeadinside2: users discuss
URL: {REDDIT: r/Guro my_wifes_friend}
VOTES: +37 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not linking to any of the comments but the whole thread is full of :marseywoodchipper2: :marseywoodchipper2: :marseywoodchipper2:
COMMENTS:
ChristoffWChanderson +5m +34 / -1
> I'm not linking to any of the comments but the whole thread is full of :marseywoodchipper2: :marseywoodchipper2: :marseywoodchipper2:
The comments are literally just "thank you for sharing", "thank you for posting this", "this is a very good post", etc.
Redditors are unironically fucking insane :marseydeadinside2:

  VisigothApologist +16m +19 / -0
  They can’t help themselves. They just want to be told they are not degenerates. The same goes for the people who comment on /r/NoFap

    ChristoffWChanderson +6m +10 / -0
    The comments on /r/guro are 100% "thank you for sharing" and "this is a very good post" because they can't say anything else without outing themselves as degenerates. So they just pretend it's a great post and they're not into it because they're "good people." It's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.

    Downie +13m +7 / -0
    The only time you'll find people actually rejecting the coomer shit is on WPD, the rest of reddit is just affirmation.

  Mistofblackness +2m +12 / -0
  I tried and the comments were so fucking bad I couldn't even stomach scrolling through them. The only thing that gave me any satisfaction was seeing a few accounts that had been posting on the sub for years get banned.

    ChristoffWChanderson +3m +8 / -0
    I don't understand why they keep

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-05-23T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The basedest thing ever posted to reddit: a copypasta about a woman going to a gay bar
URL: {REDDIT: r/copypasta she_went_to_a_gay_bar}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not linking the comments here because they're all so much fun I couldn't choose just one.
COMMENTS:
X +2m +8 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:
{IMG}

Elias_Acorn +1h +8 / -0
> I'm a lesbian. I went to a gay bar for a girls night out and got called a cute twink by some dude. I don't know what to say. It was a bit awkward and I don't want to be an asshole.
> Edit: I really appreciate all the responses. I'm not going to respond to every comment, but I've read them all. I'm sorry that this happened. I'm sorry that it made some of you uncomfortable. I'm sorry that I made some of you feel the need to defend your identity. I'm sorry that I made some of you feel the need to share your experiences. I'm sorry that I made some of you feel the need to share your opinions. I'm sorry that I made some of you feel the need to share your experiences. I'm sorry that I made some of you feel the need to share your opinions.
> I'm sorry that I made some of you feel the need to share your experiences. I'm sorry that I made some of you feel the need to share your opinions. I'm sorry that I made some of you feel the need to share your experiences. I'm sorry that I made some of you feel the need to share your opinions. I'm sorry that I made some of you feel the need to share your experiences. I'm sorry that I made some of you feel the need to share your opinions.
> I'm sorry that I made some of you feel the need to share your experiences. I'm sorry that I made some of you feel the need to share your opinions.
> I'm sorry that I made some of you feel the need to share your experiences. I'm sorry that I made some of you feel the need to share your opinions. I'm sorry that I made some of you feel the need to share your experiences

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-02-12T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyakshually: r/antinatalism is anti natalist
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/antinatalism for_some_reason_im_starting_to_feel_like_i_need}
This sub is filled with people who want to be parents. For the most part they're just giving advice to the OP on how to accept their feelings and get over them. Which is actually a big step in the right direction. The vast majority of them are just trying to figure out what to do with their feelings about it, not why they have those feelings.
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +13m +7 / -0
These people need to be forcibly sterilised

  aqouta +1h +3 / -0
  This is how we create the perfect ubermensch.

    ChungusEnjoyer +2m +3 / -0
    :marseyagree: The ubermensch will be too busy making fun of redditors on rDrama to reproduce.

      aqouta +36s +3 / -0
      Not without his slaves to do it for him.

        ChungusEnjoyer +2m +3 / -0
        :marseyagree: That is why the ubermensch will not reproduce.

          aqouta +3m +3 / -0
          He will have the slave classes reproduce for him.

            ChungusEnjoyer +1m +3 / -0
            :marseyagreefast: That is why the ubermensch will not reproduce.

              aqouta +1m +3 / -0
              That is why the ubermensch will not reproduce *directly*.

                ChungusEnjoyer +3m +3 / -0
                :marseyagreefast: That is why the ubermensch will not reproduce.

                  aqouta +1m +2 / -0
                  :marseyagreefast: That is why the ubermensch will not reproduce.

                    ChungusEnjoyer +5m +2 / -0
                    :marseyagreefast: That is why the ubermensch will not reproduce.

                      aqouta +1m

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-02-18T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Foid's Lament :marseywall:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes men_will_talk_to_women_about_anything_but_being}
VOTES: +101 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I’m 40 and this is my experience, men will talk about anything but their feelings or being vulnerable. I don’t have any children, I’ve never had a partner or been married, I’ve never dated and I don’t have any plans to do so. I have a lot of friends that I’ve known for a long time and they’ll talk about their kids, their spouses, their parents, their jobs and anything else but their own feelings, they’ll never talk about how they’re feeling. I’ve asked them why they don’t talk about their feelings and they said it’s because they think it’s a “woman thing” or that they don’t want to be weak. They’ll tell me about their ex girlfriends or wives but I never hear about their ex girlfriends or wives feelings. I’ve asked them why they don’t talk about their ex girlfriends or wives feelings and they said it’s because it’s a “woman thing” or that they don’t want to be weak. I’ve asked them why they don’t talk about their feelings and they said it’s because they think it’s a “woman thing” or that they don’t want to be weak.
What are we supposed to make of this? :marseyconfused:
> [I'm 45. I have been married twice. I have 3 kids. I've been with the same man for 20 years. I'm a volunteer with a national charity, and I have a job that is just hard work and pressure all the time. I don't have any friends. I don't have any hobbies. I have no idea how to deal with stress. I don't know how to deal with my emotions. I don't know how to deal with my anger. I don't know how to deal with my sadness. I don't know how to deal with my fear. I don't know how to deal with my loneliness. I don't know how to deal with my boredom. I don't know how to deal with my frustration. I don't know how to deal with my disappointment. I don

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-03-13T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is the gayest thing I've seen in a while
URL: {TWEET: _sneedman_}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't know who this guy is but I'm sure he's a dramatard if he's this much of a faggot.
COMMENTS:
arsey +16m +21 / -0
He's a white incel. Many such cases.

  cyberdick +21m +10 / -0
  why does he look like his skin is melting off?

    arsey +2m +11 / -0
    He's a white incel. Many such cases.

  BushWasRight +54m +6 / -0
  >white
  :#marseyxdoubt:

    arsey +55m +2 / -0
    The only thing I know about him is he's an incel and wants to kill himself. I think he's white.

    ThousandBestLives +1h +2 / -0
    I think hes just a fat

  ThousandBestLives +2h +2 / -0
  I was about to ask why he is such a pussy but then I remembered my own insecurities. Thank you for your service.

Hordofboars +3m +14 / -0
>gayest thing I've seen
I think you mean, the most foid-brained thing you've seen :marseyfoidretard:

  Mistofblackness +2m +13 / -0
  It's not foidbrained. It's a literal soyjack. This is what a femboy looks like.

    Hordofboars +4m +11 / -0
    :#marseysoylentgrin:

  Poliman3 +1h +3 / -0
  >most foidbrained
  Its a white man

    Hordofboars +1h +1 / -0
    That's worse :marseyxd:

BoneKongahawk +28m +12 / -0
This is the gayest thing I've seen in a while.
{GIF}

  Geralt_of_U

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2022-08-23T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A train :marseytrain: gets mad at a transphobic :marseytransgenocide: doctor for being a transphobe
URL: {TWEET: drmaryc}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Some context. The doctor in question is [Dr. Mary C. Olson](https://twitter.com/drmaryc) who has [an anti-trans agenda](https://www.reddit.com/user/DrMaryC) and [is a TERF](https://www.vice.com/en/article/jgpz3k/dont-ask-me-to-do-your-hair-mary-c-olson-transphobic-medical-rhetoric) (to be fair this is just from a vice article so :marseyshrug:)
> The transphobia is not the problem. The transphobia is the symptom. The problem is what we call the "transmedicalist" system.
> It's a system that says that doctors are the arbiters of what it means to be trans. That doctors are the arbiters of whether a person is "passing" or not.
> That doctors are the arbiters of whether or not a person should be able to access hormones, surgery, or other medical care.
> That doctors are the arbiters of whether or not a person should be allowed to transition at all.
> And it's a system that has been used to gatekeep trans people out of our own bodies for centuries.
> The transmedicalist system is the problem. The transphobia is the symptom.
> The transmedicalist system is the problem. The transphobia is the symptom.
> The transmedicalist system is the problem. The transphobia is the symptom.
This person's profile is so fucking cringe. It's just :marseylongpost: after :marseylongpost: and :marseylongpost:.
> [What we need is a system where trans people are given the same access to medical care that cis people are given. A system where trans people are not treated like second-class citizens. A system where trans people are not treated like objects to be studied or experimented on. A system where trans people are not treated like walking red flags.]({TWEET: drmaryc})
> [A system where trans people are not treated like

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-03-04T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +36 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Source: https://www.livescience.com/health/mental-health/autism-people-are-choosing-dogs-as-companions
COMMENTS:
arsey +5m +22 / -0
> Dogs are also a better option than other pets, like cats, as they're more likely to make eye contact and react to a person's emotions
So they just want a pet that will tolerate them and let them jerk off all day? I think I can do that. lol

  SpookyFartMan69 +1m +18 / -0
  Cats are the one animal that will let you jerk off in peace

    arsey +2m +17 / -0
    I know. I have a cat and he is the best friend ever. You can fart and he'll be like "oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that would bother you. I'll fart less from now on."

      SpookyFartMan69 +3m +11 / -0
      :marseyfart:

      sirpingsalot +3h +3 / -0
      I love cats so much. They're so chill and loving and you can just sit with them for hours and they won't even get bored. They're like the best of the best of pets, even better than dogs because they don't chew on your shit

    Mello_luvr +10m +11 / -0
    They are also the only animal you can have a conversation with, the only animal you can ask for forgiveness for, and the only animal that will give you a firm hand in the face of your degeneracy

      SpookyFartMan69 +11m +10 / -0
      :marseyhesright:
      My cat was my best friend when i was depressed and it was always there for me. I dont think she understands english but she understands when i'm talking to her

        Mello_luvr +34m +5 / -0
        I remember when my cat was young, i

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-04-02T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Can someone please ping the fat people hate group? :marseybegging:
URL: {REDDIT: r/PlusSize i_am_so_fucking_tired_of_seeing_this}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +1m +5 / -0
{IMG}

L +1h +4 / -0
Lol the same people who are "too tired to work" are too tired to give up their 3000 calorie diet

  azzlo1 +1h +3 / -0
  “I can’t work because my 100lb belly hurts and I’m so tired”

    L +36m +2 / -0
    "I can't work because I've got like 30 different illnesses that all prevent me from moving for more than 5 minutes at a time and my heart rate goes over 100 if I try to think about getting up in the morning"

FormerLurKONG +26m +4 / -0
Wow she's a fat 45 year old with a reddit boyfriend. That's something else.

  STAN_ARTMS +7h +3 / -0
  She's probably a redditor

    FormerLurKONG +3h +1 / -0
    I know, but still. It's an impressive achievement for a redditor.

PeachPoundCake +3h +3 / -0
> I am so fucking tired of seeing this
:#marseyobesescale:

arsey +7h +2 / -0
> This is a great post! I am so tired of people saying they’re too tired to work. No you aren’t. You’re just fat, tired, and lazy.
:#marseyhesright:

JohnDevereaux +3h +1 / -0
{IMG}

BazballShill +3h +1 / -0
so she's not eating for the last 3 days and is going to start her career with a bang

tiptopkitkat +8h +1 / -0
> I’m tired of being in pain.
:marseychonkerfoid:

kong

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2022-11-03T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/askgaybros discusses the latest train drama
URL: {REDDIT: r/askgaybros the_culture_of_gay_men_has_changed_recently_and}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain:
COMMENTS:
X +1m +7 / -0
:#marseyraging:
{IMG}
{IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +11m +4 / -0
  :#marseyclappingglasses:
  I like the detail of the glasses. It really gives him a professorial air

  cyberdick +1h +1 / -0
  I don't get it, is this some famous train??

    X +5m +1 / -0
    no idea lol it's just a train that's annoying

      cyberdick +3m +1 / -0
      :#marseymanysuchcases:

BigBussyHunter +5m +4 / -0
I was going to say, they should be glad that the :marseytrain:s aren't bothering them with their nonsense. Then I remembered that the :marseytrain:s are autistic and will go after anyone with a hole :marseyautism:

  Mistofblackness +10m +2 / -0
  They're going after the gay men for being gay. The :marseytrain: have decided that they're women and therefore being gay is being a woman and that's not allowed. They're trying to "erase" gay men and that's why they're complaining.

    BigBussyHunter +1m +4 / -0
    :marseydisagree: They can't erase the gays. The gays are the strongest group on the planet. They just want to be left alone, which is why they are complaining. They are the most oppressed minority in the world..

      Mistofblackness +2m +2 / -0
      They're trying to erase the gay men by turning them into women. They're

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-03-26T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymanysuchcases:
URL: {TWEET: i}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +1h +12 / -0
#factcheck

BWC +1h +9 / -0
{IMG}

  garlicdoors +1h +5 / -0
  I believe they are different people. I'm not going to spend the time to find out though

Hordofboars +5h +4 / -0
I just don't understand how anyone can be so gullible and stupid. I think I'd rather kill myself :marseydeadinside:

  whyareyou +21h +2 / -0
  One of the world's leading experts on propaganda and social engineering is very interested in this phenomenon and you should follow them on twitter

JohnDevereaux +1h +3 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}nt
{IMG}tt

  Mistofblackness +46m +1 / -0
  There's no way to tell if she's a chud or not. She's just a biofoid.

    JohnDevereaux +7h +1 / -0
    {IMG}

JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}ott

JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}ott
{IMG}nt
{IMG}tt

  JohnDevereaux +20m +3 / -0
  {IMG}ott
  {IMG}nt
  {IMG}tt

    JohnDevereaux +5m +2 / -0
    {IMG}ott
    {IMG}nt
    {IMG}tt

      JohnDevereaux +1m +3 / -0
      {IMG}ott
      {IMG}nt
      {IMG}tt

        JohnDevereaux +1m +2 / -0
        {IMG}ott
        {IMG}nt
        {IMG}tt

          JohnDevereaux +1m +2 / -0
          {IMG}ott
          {IMG}nt
          {IMG}tt

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-04-29T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rightoid boomers and twitteroids sneed about the coof again
URL: {TWEET: thedailybeast}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [2020-2023: The coof pandemic]({TWEET: thedailybeast})
>> [2023: The coof pandemic]({TWEET: thedailybeast})
>>> [2024: The coof pandemic]({TWEET: thedailybeast})
>>>> [2025: The coof pandemic]({TWEET: thedailybeast})
>>>>> [2026: The coof pandemic]({TWEET: thedailybeast})
>>>>>> [2027: The coof pandemic]({TWEET: thedailybeast})
>>>>>>> [2028: The coof pandemic]({TWEET: thedailybeast})
>>>>>>> [2029: The coof pandemic]({TWEET: thedailybeast})
>>>>>>> [2030: The coof pandemic]({TWEET: thedailybeast})
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +5m +11 / -0
:#marseywait:
2023: The coof pandemic
2024: The coof pandemic
2025: The coof pandemic
2026: The coof pandemic
2027: The coof pandemic
2028: The coof pandemic
2029: The coof pandemic
2030: The coof pandemic

  SpookyFartMan69 +16m +5 / -0
  2031: The coof pandemic
  2032: The coof pandemic
  2033: The coof pandemic
  2034: The coof pandemic
  2035: The coof pandemic
  2036: The coof pandemic
  2037: The coof pandemic
  2038: The coof pandemic

    Fabrico +47s +3 / -0
    2039: The co

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-03-17T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyeggirl: :marseywholesometrans: :marseywholesometrans:
URL: {TWEET: transbitch}
VOTES: +70 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The :marseytrain: in question is the one who [got banned from /r/antiwork](https://rdrama.net/post/155098/egg_irl). We need more of these wholesome trans cuties here.
COMMENTS:
X +2m +72 / -0
:#marseytransattentionseeker:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +11m +48 / -0
  > :#marseytransattentionseeker:
  :#marseytransattentionseeker:

  cyberdick +1h +11 / -0
  I would have used this marsey but it was not there :marseysad:

  GooooooldMember +1h +6 / -0
  :marseytransattentionseeker:

BussydoFollower +5m +59 / -0
> I'm a trans woman, 20 years old
I'm sure this is a good idea to leave your twitter account open

  carpathianflorist +1m +55 / -0
  Why do you hate children?

    BussydoFollower +4m +28 / -0
    I don't hate children, I just hate groomers and degenerates.

      carpathianflorist +40s +23 / -0
      :#marseykingcrown:

        BussydoFollower +3m +13 / -0
        :#marseyloveyou:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +14 / -0
      Why do you hate children?

        BussydoFollower +3m +11 / -0
        I don't hate children, I just hate groomers and degenerates.

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +58s +11 / -0
          Why do you hate children?

            BussydoFollower +1m +10 / -0
            I don

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-01-28T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I've lost 1000 DC in a row :marseycrying:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
On blackjack. Why does it keep hitting me with an 18 when I'm at 20 :marseycrying::marseysob::marseysulk::marseydepressed:
COMMENTS:
J +2m +11 / -0
!slotsmb 1000
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  J +10s +8 / -0
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    J +8s +8 / -0
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      J +15s +11 / -0
      !slotsmb 1000
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      !goomblers

        J +1m +6 / -0
        !slotsmb 1000
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          J +11s +5 / -0
          !slotsmb 1000
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            J +13s +3 / -0
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              J +21s +3 / -0
              !slotsmb 1000
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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2024-02-16T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Least obese r/circlejerk
URL: {REDDIT: r/RedditCirclejerk i_feel_like_i_dont_belong_in_this_community}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> :marseychonker2: I feel like I don't belong in this community. I'm not a burger and I'm not fat. I'm also 15 and I have my dad's reddit account and I don't want to get his banned. I've been lurking for a long time and I've always thought it was pretty funny but I don't want to participate because I don't want to get his account banned. I also don't want to use my own account because I don't want to get banned from other places. I'm not sure if I'm overthinking this but I don't want to risk getting his account banned. If I do get his account banned I'll be really mad and I don't want to lose my access to Reddit. I also don't want to lose my access to other places.
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> :marseyautism: You’re 15 and you’re fat, what’s the problem here?
>> :marseychonker2: I'm not fat
>>> :marseyautism: So you're 15 and not fat, what's the problem here?
>>>> :marseychonker2: I'm not fat
>>>>> :marseyautism: So you're 15 and not fat, what's the problem here?
>>>>>> :marseychonker2: I'm not fat
>>>>>>> :marseyautism: So you're 15 and not fat, what's the problem here?
>>>>>>>> :marseychonker2: I'm not fat
>>>>>>>>> :marseyautism: So you're 15 and not fat, what's the problem here?
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> :marseychonker2: I'm not fat
> :marseychonker2: I'm not fat
> :marseychonker2: I'm not fat
> :marseychonker2: I'm not fat
> :marseychonker2: I'm not fat
> :marseychonker2: I'm

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-04-09T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The most spergy, sneedful drama event of the year :marseysneed: :marseylongpost:
URL: {TWEET: tateclinton}
VOTES: +189 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The event in question is that guy who made a big deal out of not being able to fuck someone because of their body count :marseyblops2cel: meeting the person who fucked the most people. And it's not even a guy, it's a woman :marseywomanmoment:
Anyway the guy :marseyblops2cel: has a Twitter and is sneedposting every minute :marseysneed:.
> [I’m not a prude and I’m not religious. I don’t believe in judging people. I’m just telling you my truth. That’s all I am. My truth. And if it’s not your truth that’s okay. I’m sure you have your own truth that you feel strongly about. I’m not judging you. I’m not judging anyone. I’m just telling you my truth. My truth is that if you’ve had sex with a lot of people, you’re not a virgin. That’s my truth. I’m not saying that’s wrong. I’m not saying that’s right. I’m not saying that’s better. I’m not saying that’s worse. I’m just telling you my truth. That’s all I am. My truth.]({TWEET: tateclinton})
> > [I’ve been with 42 people and none of them had a body count above 4. It’s not just the number. It’s also the quality of the relationships. I’ve had some great relationships. I’ve also had some horrible relationships. I’ve had some great sex. I’ve also had some horrible sex. I’ve had some great relationships with people who have had a lot of sex. I’ve also had some great relationships with people who haven’t had a lot of sex. I’ve had some horrible relationships with people who have had a lot of sex. I’ve also had some horrible relationships with people who haven’t had a lot of sex. I’ve had some great sex with people who have had a lot of sex. I’ve also had some great sex with people who haven’t had a lot of sex

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-06-26T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseypunished:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Guzzy +1h +3 / -0
:#marseyagreesuperspeed:

SpookyFartMan69 +30m +3 / -0
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fuckmeatsandwich +5h +2 / -0
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  Mistofblackness +33m +2 / -0
  :marseysoypoint:

    fuckmeatsandwich +1m +2 / -0
    {IMG}ott

      Mistofblackness +4m +2 / -0
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        fuckmeatsandwich +5m +2 / -0
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fuckmeatsandwich +5h +1 / -0
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  fuckmeatsandwich +22s +1 / -0
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    fuckmeatsandwich +13s +1 / -0
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      fuckmeatsandwich +13s +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-05-13T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfrozenchosen2: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyitsoverwereback:
URL: {TWEET: elonmusk}
VOTES: +85 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
That's all.
COMMENTS:
ABC +3m +62 / -0
> [If you are a woman on Twitter who is not a feminist, I think you are doing yourself a disservice by not being one. Feminism is about equality, not about being better than men or about hating men.]({TWEET: elonmusk})
>> I don’t think feminism is about equality. It’s about being better than men and hating men.
:#marseyhesright:

  TheProphet +41m +52 / -0
  "Feminism is about equality, and equality is when women are better than men"
  :#marseyfoidretard:

    cyberdick +1h +12 / -0
    that's equality for you, just like equal pay for equal work means equal pay for equal work

  TheOverSeether +5h +16 / -0
  > It’s about being better than men and hating men.
  >It's about being better than men and hating men.
  :marseythinkorino:
  :marseyagreefast:
  !chuds, it's a "woman"!
  :marseysoypoint:

    Eleganza +2m +7 / -0
    :#marseywomanmoment2:

    cyberdick +2h +3 / -0
    :#marseyemojirofl:
    {IMG}

    Downie +2h +3 / -0
    He's a terf, he's a terf
    {TWEET: kevinroose}

  BigBlackCockatiel +1h +15 / -0
  > being better than men
  :#marseywomanmoment: What does this mean? Explain it to me like I'm a 7yo girl and I'm asking for a cookie.

  UnpackThisSweaty +1h +12 / -0
  Feminism is

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-05-25T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The most boring thing ever: :marseytrain: drama
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender what_are_some_of_the_stereotypes_that_you_hate}
VOTES: +42 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [You should see my therapist. I keep thinking about killing myself because I think I'm ugly and I hate myself because of it. I hate that I'm ugly. I hate that I'm not a pretty girl. I hate that I'm not a beautiful girl. I hate that I'm not a hot girl. I hate that I'm not a cute girl. I hate that I'm not a gorgeous girl. I hate that I'm not a stunning girl. I hate that I'm not a pretty girl. I hate that I'm not a beautiful girl. I hate that I'm not a hot girl. I hate that I'm not a cute girl. I hate that I'm not a gorgeous girl. I hate that I'm not a stunning girl. I hate that I'm not a pretty girl. I hate that I'm not a beautiful girl. I hate that I'm not a hot girl. I hate that I'm not a cute girl. I hate that I'm not a gorgeous girl. I hate that I'm not a stunning girl. I hate that I'm not a pretty girl. I hate that I'm not a beautiful girl. I hate that I'm not a hot girl. I hate that I'm not a cute girl. I hate that I'm not a gorgeous girl. I hate that I'm not a stunning girl. I hate that I'm not a pretty girl. I hate that I'm not a beautiful girl. I hate that I'm not a hot girl. I hate that I'm not a cute girl. I hate that I'm not a gorgeous girl. I hate that I'm not a stunning girl. I hate that I'm not a pretty girl. I hate that I'm not a beautiful girl. I hate that I'm not a hot girl. I hate that I'm not a cute girl. I hate that I'm not a gorgeous girl. I hate that I'm not a stunning girl. I hate that I'm not a pretty girl. I hate that I'm not a beautiful girl. I hate that I'm not a hot girl. I hate that I'm

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-03-18T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagrussia: Bussy blasting :marseyflagukraine: Bussy blasting :marseyflagrussia: Bussy blasting :marseyflagukraine:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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:#marseytwerking: :#marseygoatse:
COMMENTS: N/A city city
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Mistofblackness +2m +4 / -0
I'm sorry I'm a little bit r-slurred but why is the image not embedding properly?

  TheOverSeether +32m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    Mistofblackness +2m +2 / -0
    :marseykingcrown:

userturkey13 +1m +2 / -0
:#marseyill:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +2 / -0
  Don't be mean :marseysad:

  Mistofblackness +1m +1 / -0
  Why are you being so mean to me :marseysad: I'm just trying to help.

    userturkey13 +3m +2 / -0
    :#marseysadpat:

      Mistofblackness +3m +2 / -0
      :#marseyillpat:

Dramamine +1h +1 / -0
>commie is a liar
:#marseymanysuchcases:
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  Mistofblackness +1m +1 / -0
  :#marseyill:

    Dramamine +3m +1 / -0
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      Mistofblackness +1m +1 / -0
      :#marseyill:cott :#marseyill:cott :#marseyill:cott :#marseyill:cott :#marsey

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-04-22T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Jannies getting their mop broken :marseyitsover:
URL: {TWEET: reddit_lies}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +10 / -0
:#marseyitsoverwerebackchingchong:
{IMG}

  garlicdoors +14m +13 / -0
  I think I see a problem. Do you see it? It's not what you're seeing. It's what you're not seeing. It's the negative space. You're not seeing the negative space. You're seeing what you know you should see, but what you really need to see is what you're not seeing. So, do you see it?

    X +1m +8 / -0
    :#marseyschizowave:

    iStillMissEd +2h +2 / -0
    > It's the negative space. You're not seeing the negative space. You're seeing what you know you should see, but what you really need to see is what you're not seeing. So, do you see it?
    :#marseybigbrain:

  Fabrico +18m +5 / -0
  :#marseywholesome:

  iStillMissEd +2h +4 / -0
  >not seeing the negative space
  :#marseygigaretard:

  garlicdoors +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:ed the negative space

    X +5m +2 / -0
    :#marseybrainletclapping:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyfoidretard:

iStillMissEd +2h +3 / -0
What the fuck is with that stupid fucking dude with the cappy? What a faggot

  Mistofblackness +1h +2 / -0
  He's a janny so he must have a horrible personality. But he's funny so :marseyshrug:eded he's not a redditored

    iStillMissEd +1h +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-05-26T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/askgaybros posts another transphobic meme :marseypearlclutch:
URL: {REDDIT: r/askgaybros how_do_straight_men_do_it}
VOTES: +128 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
And it's not even a transphobic meme. It's just a meme. And it's not even a meme. It's just a picture of a guy in a dress. And it's not even a picture of a guy in a dress. It's just a picture of a guy. And it's not even a picture of a guy. It's just a picture.
> [This post is transphobic, and it is a waste of everyone's time to be allowed to stay up.]({REDDIT: r/askgaybros how_do_straight_men_do_it})
> [OP is allowed to be transphobic. But if you were trans, it wouldn't be so easy to get away with.]({REDDIT: r/askgaybros how_do_straight_men_do_it})
> [Some of us are trans, so your post is transphobic. We don't need your opinions or your views on trans people. We are enough on our own. We don't need your help.]({REDDIT: r/askgaybros how_do_straight_men_do_it})
> [OP is allowed to be transphobic. But if you were trans, it wouldn't be so easy to get away with.]({REDDIT: r/askgaybros how_do_straight_men_do_it})
> [I think it's a terrible idea to allow people to be transphobic. It's not only transphobic, but it's also a waste of everyone's time. It's a waste of everyone's time to be allowed to be transphobic.]({REDDIT: r/askgaybros how_do_straight_men_do_it})
> [I think it's a terrible idea to allow people to be transphobic. It's not only transphobic, but it's also a waste of everyone's time. It's a waste of everyone's time to be allowed to be transphobic.]({REDDIT: r/askgaybros how_do_straight_m

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-03-21T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Twittards try to find the "bad" side of the Ukraine war
URL: {TWEET: leviathan777777}
VOTES: +100 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-03-01T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseytrans2: :marseytrain: :marseytrans2: :marseytrain: :marseytrans2:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseytrans2: :marseytrain: :marseytrans2: :marseytrain: :marseytrans2: :marseytrain: :marseytrans2: :marseytrain:
COMMENTS:
corp +2m +4 / -0
{GIF}

ChristoffWChanderson +1m +4 / -0
:#marseytransrentfree:

  Mistofblackness +1m +2 / -0
  :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree: :marseytransrentfree:

    ChristoffWChanderson +53s +2 / -0
    :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree:

      Mistofblackness +59s +3 / -0
      :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytrans

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-03-20T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: defends :marseykiwi: and :marseysnoo: from :marsey4chan:
URL: {TWEET: 100percentdegen}
VOTES: +103 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The thread's been removed, but the linked tweet is still up.
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +95 / -0
I don’t know what’s going on here but I love it

  BigBussyHunter +2m +51 / -0
  This is good for drama coin :marseycoin:
  I think this is what it's about
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    Mistofblackness +13m +43 / -0
    :marseydisagree: that's what I'd assume it was about. But you can see in the replies that there was a kiwi farms thread on it. I'm guessing it was about this
    {TWEET: TheOmniLiberal}

      BigBussyHunter +2m +43 / -0
      :marseyxd: lol that's hilarious

        Mistofblackness +1m +22 / -0
        It's got a nice ring to it. :marseyjam:

      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +15 / -0
      This is the best idea in the history of the internet

    BigBussyHunter +1h +18 / -0
    @chiobu :marseyloveyou:
    {IMG}

      X +4m +16 / -0
      :#marseyderp:

        BigBussyHunter +1m +11 / -0
        :marseykingcrown:

  coned +1h +15 / -0
  i think it's about how trans women are women

    carpathianflorist +39m +12 / -0
    That’s just a given tho

      coned +3m +11 / -0
      not on rdrama it's not

  Mistofblackness +14m +13 / -0
  I'll keep an eye on

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-02-08T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Some shitty Japanese horror anime is trending on twitter
URL: {TWEET: _Kurumi_Coarseme}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have no idea what it's about because I don't watch anime and it's not going to be on Netflix or something so I can't watch it. But apparently there's a bunch of seethe in the replies about it.
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +17m +9 / -0
> This is the first time I've been called a "monster" for being a woman. I didn't know it was so easy to become one.
:#marseygiveup:
> I'm not a monster, I'm a person!
:#marseysoylentgrin:
> It's no longer a "monster", it's "I'm a human being." As a human being, I'd like to say that I'm not happy about it.
:#marseyemojirofl:
> I'm not a monster. I'm a human being. I don't like it. I just want to live.
:#marseylaughpoundfist:
This is why the anime is so good! :marseyexcited:
> I don't know what to do anymore. I'm not a monster. I'm a human being. I don't like it. I just want to live. I'm not a monster. I'm a human being. I don't like it. I just want to live.
:#marseyemojirofl: :#!marseyemojirofl:
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https://rdrama.net/post/145768/why-do-people-keep-asking-me/3561906#context
:#marseytroublemaker:ers BTFO!
:marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited:

  Mistofblackness +4m +6 / -0
  I don't think this is the same person but it's funny nonetheless. I was

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-01-28T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteussr: :marseyflagkazakhstan: :marseyflagtajikistan: :marseyflagturkmenistan: :marseyflaguzbekistan: :marseyflagkyrgyzstan: :marseyflagrussia: :marseyflagtajikistan: :marseyflaguzbekistan:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyjamming: :#marseyvibing: :#marseytwerking: :#marseytwirl: :#marseyprisma: :#marseypartymaxx: :#marseyrave: :#marseyravecope: :#marseyravegigaspeed: :#marseyvibing: :#marseytwerking: :#marseytwirl: :#marseyprisma: :#marseypartymaxx: :#marseyrave: :#marseyravecope: :#marseyravegigaspeed:
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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-03-25T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Do you guys think the :marseyflagpakistan: are coming for the :marseyflagindia: next?
URL: {TWEET: GeoNews}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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This is what the :marseyflagpakistan: are doing right now. Why do they have to be so fucking retarded and start shit again :marseyfacepalm:
COMMENTS:
ABC +12m +12 / -0
They're not :marseyflagpakistan: s, they're :marseyflagiran:
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  Mistofblackness +1m +9 / -0
  :marseyblind:

    ABC +2m +7 / -0
    :marseyblindpat:

      Mistofblackness +1m +8 / -0
      :marseycry:

  garlicdoors +24m +6 / -0
  > Azeri
  :#marseyconfused:

    ABC +2m +7 / -0
    :#marseyjewoftheorient:

    Mistofblackness +13m +3 / -0
    They're a mix of :marseyflagiran: :marseyflagturkey: :marseyflagrussia: :marseyflagarmenia: :marseyflagturkmenistan: and :marseyflaggeorgia:.

  Downie +23m +6 / -0
  Azeri Turkroach fighting the Turkroach Kurd, they're both Turkroaches.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +5 / -0
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Azerbaijani%E2%80%93Iranian_clash
  >The Azerbaijanis have been protesting over the lack of gas pipelines to Iran.[3] These protests were reportedly being supported by the Azerbaijani government, which has a long-standing dispute with Iran over the Caspian Sea and the Aras river.[4] The Iranian government has since accused Azerbaijan of attempting to overthrow the Iranian government.[3] The protests were initially started on January 29 by a gas pipeline worker who was killed

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-03-10T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A "pooner" :marseypooner: gets banned from discord :marseydiscord: for being a chaser :marseyhomofascist:
URL: {TWEET: transwoketweets}
VOTES: +96 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's a pretty funny post but it's from this account so it's also a pretty good seethe farm.
> [they literally can't help themselves]({TWEET: transwoketweets})
>> [It's incredible how many "non-offending" people do this. People with paraphilias are the most dangerous people to other people. I'm not sure if it's because they think they can get away with it, or if they're just that stupid.]({TWEET: transwoketweets})
>>> [A lot of them think that they can get away with it, because they think they are "one of the good ones". They don't want to be like the bad ones, and they think that they can get away with it, because they are "one of the good ones".]({TWEET: transwoketweets})
I don't think the last guy is a bot. This account is probably just a bot farm of 3 or 4 bots. Which is pretty funny.
> [she wasn't banned for being a chaser, she was banned for grooming]({TWEET: transwoketweets})
>> [No one who is attracted to trans women is a chaser. All trans women are women. This is transphobic. This is dangerous to trans people. It is a threat to our lives. It is a threat to our safety. It is a threat to our health.]({TWEET: transwoketweets})
>>> [yes, this is a transphobic threat to trans people. and yes, this is a threat to our lives. and yes, this is a threat to our safety. and yes, this is a threat to our health.]({TWEET: transwoketweets})
I can't tell if this is a bot or a mentally ill person.
> [I am a trans woman. I am a lesbian. I am a lesbian trans woman. I am a lesbian trans woman who is attracted to trans women. I am a

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-03-28T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I finally have the perfect bait post idea
URL: N/A
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was watching this "documentary" about the last supper the other day and in it they said that the way Jesus is depicted in art is completely wrong. That he's supposed to be a handsome man, not this lanky balding guy. Now I've seen that guy in the new Netflix adaptation of "The Last of Us" and I gotta say, he looks nothing like Jesus. I mean, he looks like a cross between Jesus and the Lord of the Rings guy, but not like Jesus at all.
But I digress. This is the perfect bait post idea. I'm going to go on r/atheism and say that Jesus was probably a handsome guy and not this lanky balding guy. I'm going to say that the way he's depicted in art is wrong and that he was probably a handsome guy.
And then I'm going to post a picture of the Lord of the Rings guy and say that he looks more like Jesus than the lanky balding guy.
And then I'm going to say that the lanky balding guy looks nothing like Jesus and that he's probably not the real Jesus.
And then I'm going to say that the Lord of the Rings guy looks more like Jesus than the lanky balding guy.
And then I'm going to say that the lanky balding guy looks nothing like Jesus and that he's probably not the real Jesus.
And then I'm going to say that the Lord of the Rings guy looks more like Jesus than the lanky balding guy.
And then I'm going to say that the lanky balding guy looks nothing like Jesus and that he's probably not the real Jesus.
And then I'm going to say that the Lord of the Rings guy looks more like Jesus than the lanky balding guy.
And then I'm going to say that the lanky balding guy looks nothing like Jesus and that he's probably not the real Jesus.
And then I'm going to say that the Lord of the Rings guy looks more like Jesus than the lanky balding guy.
And then I'm going to say that the lanky balding guy looks nothing like Jesus and that he's probably not the real Jesus.
And then I'm going to say that the Lord

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-05-12T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The transracial "community" has finally made it to r/asktransgender
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender thoughts_on_the_transracial_movement}
VOTES: +139 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Post's been locked and is still sitting at 160 comments.]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender thoughts_on_the_transracial_movement})
[There's also this one where someone asks if transracialism is "real".]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender transracialism})
This is what happens when you make a subreddit for asking questions about trans stuff and don't vet them first. Also, at this point I don't think they have a stance on anything besides trannies. Just the trans prefix on anything. :marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +24m +106 / -0
> I’m so glad you’re here, I’m 28 and have been questioning my racial identity for quite a while, I’m half black and half white. My family told me I was black but I was never comfortable with that, so I started questioning my racial identity a few years ago and I’m just so glad I found this community and so many other transracial people, I’m so happy and I’m hoping you’ll feel the same way :)
:marseyxd:
> I'm 28, half black, half white and I'm finally realizing I'm transracial. I'm so excited to be in a community of people who understand. I've been questioning my racial identity for years and I'm so happy to finally have found this community. I'm so happy and I'm hoping you'll feel the same way :)
:marseyxd:
> I'm 28, half black, half white and I'm finally realizing I'm transracial. I'm so excited to be in a community of people who understand. I've been questioning my racial identity for years and I'm so happy to finally have found this community. I'm so happy and I'm hoping you'll feel the same way :)
:marseyxd:
> I'm 28, half black, half white and I'm finally realizing I'm transracial. I'm so excited to be in a community of people who understand. I've been questioning my racial

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2024-01-23T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is the future of the west
URL: {TWEET: Geeks_Memes}
VOTES: +12 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Why is it always :marseywould: though :marseythinkorino:
COMMENTS:
rDramaHistorian +1m +17 / -0
I'd love to see the reaction of the twitterati when they realize the guy on the left is a rightoid and the guy on the right is a leftoid

  KinoBushido +2h +6 / -0
  The leftoid is in the back :marseyxd:

  PrussianBlue +5h +1 / -0
  They're both gay men so I don't think there would be much of a reaction

Mello_luvr +1h +12 / -0
{IMG}

WildStar +21m +6 / -0
How can we make this real? :marseybegging:

  PrussianBlue +4h +1 / -0
  We could start with you. I'll give you 100 dc for your first 1000 steps. Then for every 1000 steps after that I'll give you 50 dc.

GubeRubenstein +52m +5 / -0
I will always side with the one on the left in any situation, because he is obviously the dominant male in this situation.

  forgor +1h +3 / -0
  He's a soyboy. He's the bottom

    GubeRubenstein +1h +2 / -0
    No he is not, he is clearly the bigger man, the left one is the bottom.

      forgor +2h +2 / -0
      He's a manlet

        GubeRubenstein +5m +2 / -0
        And?

          forgor +1m +1 / -0
          He's a manlet

            GubeRubenstein +2m +2 / -0
            And?

              forgor +1m +1 / -0
              He's a manlet

                GubeRubenstein +5m +2 / -0
                And?

                  forgor +2h +1 / -

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-04-19T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywall: :marseytrad: :marseyfoidretard: :marseymayo: :marseypussyhat: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseyfoid: :marseyextinction: :marseyextinction: :marseyextinction: :marseyextinction: :marseyextinction: :marseyextinction: :marseyextinction: :marseyextinction: :marseyextinction:
URL: {TWEET: dailyloud}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +14 / -0
:#marseybooba:

  Maximus +3m +10 / -0
  :marseymommymilkers:

    peepeehands +4m +9 / -0
    :#marseyblush:

      Maximus +1m +10 / -0
      {IMG}

        peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
        :#marseysniff:

  Mistofblackness +2m +8 / -0
  :#marseycoomer2:

    peepeehands +2m +7 / -0
    :#marseyshy4:

arsey +2m +11 / -0
I wonder if they can sue her for this lol

  BigBussyHunter +5m +10 / -0
  :marseyxd: :marseynails:
  I think the best way to protect yourself from these things is to just ignore them. I bet she was so confused why the camera man was trying to film her backside and she just wanted to get on with her day.

  peepeehands +4m +6 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

    arsey +1m +6 / -0
    I can't even look at it without laughing. She is really doing a bad job at being an activist. lol

BigBussyHunter +6m +10 / -0
lmao the way she

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-02-03T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A brave train :marseytrain: calls out the "problem" with the "gender affirming care" they're giving kids
URL: {REDDIT: r/transgender the_problem_with_gender_affirming_care_for_kids}
VOTES: +112 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm not going to talk about the bad outcomes from gender affirming care, because I'm not that person. I'm going to talk about the good outcomes from gender affirming care, because that's the person I am.
:marseyitsover:
> That being said, the biggest problem I see with gender affirming care for kids is that it is so rarely done correctly. I'm talking about the medical side of things, and not the social side of things. The social side of things is perfectly valid.
> As a trans person who has had multiple attempts at gender affirming care, I can tell you that 90% of the time, it is done incorrectly. The medical side of things is so rarely done correctly, and it's so rare that it's done correctly that it's almost never done at all.
> The medical side of things is so rarely done correctly that it's almost never done at all. The medical side of things is so rarely done correctly that it's almost never done at all. The medical side of things is so rarely done correctly that it's almost never done at all. The medical side of things is so rarely done correctly that it's almost never done at all.
> The medical side of things is so rarely done correctly that it's almost never done at all. The medical side of things is so rarely done correctly that it's almost never done at all. The medical side of things is so rarely done correctly that it's almost never done at all. The medical side of things is so rarely done correctly that it's almost never done at all. The medical side of things is so rarely done correctly that it's almost never done at all.
> The medical side of things is so rarely done correctly that it's almost never done at all. The medical side of things is so rarely done correctly that it's almost never done at all. The medical side of things is so rarely done correctly that it's almost never done at all. The medical side of things is so rarely done correctly that it's almost never

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-04-05T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/Askreddit: What is a secret that most people don't know about you?
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_a_secret_that_most_people_dont_know_about}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Most of them are :marseyautism: related which is fitting for a site that's mostly filled with :marseyautism: but there's some gems in there too:
> I’m 6’5” and I’ve never had sex. I’ve had a few opportunities but never wanted to risk rejection so I just never went through with it.
:#marseylaughpoundfist:
> I am actually a woman but I was born male.
> I’m a trans woman who has never been on HRT, I am a biological male and I’m very happy with it. I have no desire to transition.
> I’m not a transphobe or anything like that, I’m just very happy with who I am and I don’t think I need to be anything else.
> I’m only 18 but I think I’m going to be a very happy and healthy man for the rest of my life. I don’t think I need to be anything else. I’m very happy with who I am and I don’t think I need to be anything else.
>> [You are a man who is not a woman.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_a_secret_that_most_people_dont_know_about})
>>> [I have no desire to be anything other than a man. I’m a man and I’m very happy with it. I’m not a transphobe, I’m just very happy with who I am and I don’t think I need to be anything else.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_a_secret_that_most_people_dont_know_about})
>>>> [You’re not a woman. It’s not just what you say you are. That’s why it’s called being transgender. You’re not a woman. You’re a man who wants to be a woman. You’re a trans woman. You’re not a woman. You’re a man who wants to be a woman. You’re a trans woman. You’re not a woman. You’re a man who wants to be a woman. You’re

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-03-16T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybegging::marseybegging::marseybegging: Pls add Marsey coin as an award :marseybegging::marseybegging::marseybegging:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Marsey coin is the cutest marsey. Please add it as an award :marseybegging::marseybegging::marseybegging:
:#marseycoin::#marseycoin::#marseycoin::#marseycoin::#marseycoin::#marseycoin::#marseycoin:
COMMENTS:
JimothyX7 +1m +8 / -0
You can use coins to buy awards. What do you think the :marseycoin: is for?

  Mistofblackness +2m +4 / -0
  I can't buy awards with my coins :marseycry:

    JimothyX7 +2m +6 / -0
    It's a marsey coin award. You can give one to someone else to buy an award with. :marseyshrug:

      Mistofblackness +2m +4 / -0
      :#marseyitsover:

  aminobastard +5m +2 / -0
  :#!marseydisagree:
  I'd love to give someone a bunch of coins.

    JimothyX7 +1m +5 / -0
    You can give someone a marsey coin award and they can use it to buy awards. That's how it works.

      aminobastard +2m +3 / -0
      :#!marseydisagree:

X +13m +3 / -0
:#marseycoin::#marseycoin::#marseycoin::#marseycoin::#marseycoin::#marseycoin::#marseycoin:

  Mistofblackness +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseyhappytears:

    X +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseycoin::#marseycoin::

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-03-06T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Woman :marseywomanmoment: gets catfished :marseycry: by a man :marseyblops2cel:, has to marry a man :marseypooner: to keep the baby :marseybaby:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes catfished_and_now_i_have_to_get_married}
VOTES: +145 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Long story short, I met a guy through online dating. We matched on tinder, and started talking. He lived in another state, and so we didn't meet for a while. After a few months of talking, we agreed to meet up and start dating. I came to visit him, and we started dating. He said he wanted to get married, and I agreed. We got married, and I moved to his state. I was excited to start a life with him. I was excited to have a family with him. I was excited to be a wife and a mother. I was excited to be a woman. I was excited to be a woman who loved a man. I was excited to be a woman who loved a man who loved me. I was excited to be a woman who loved a man who loved me and wanted to spend the rest of his life with me. I was excited to be a woman who loved a man who loved me and wanted to spend the rest of his life with me and have a family with me. I was excited to be a woman who loved a man who loved me and wanted to spend the rest of his life with me and have a family with me and have a baby with me. I was excited to be a woman who loved a man who loved me and wanted to spend the rest of his life with me and have a family with me and have a baby with me and have a daughter with me. I was excited to be a woman who loved a man who loved me and wanted to spend the rest of his life with me and have a family with me and have a baby with me and have a daughter with me and have a granddaughter with me. I was excited to be a woman who loved a man who loved me and wanted to spend the rest of his life with me and have a family with me and have a baby with me and have a daughter with me and have a

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-03-06T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You're not a real furry if you don't get off to this :marseyyikes:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +66 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: cerberus888}
COMMENTS:
sirpingsalot +1h +28 / -0
I like how the 2023 update to furry porn is just to make the animals *even more* grotesque and disturbing. Like what do they have against normal-looking animals? Is there some kind of furry equivalent of the "normie" menace?
:#marseyfurry::#marseyfurry::#marseyfurry::#marseyfurry::#marseyfurry::#marseyfurry::#marseyfurry:

  birdenthusiast +5m +23 / -0
  The furries are almost entirely terminally online so of course they have a warped view of what animals look like :marseydepressed:

  Mistofblackness +5m +17 / -0
  I've been wondering that too. Like the 90s furry porn I've seen always had pretty normal looking animals. Even when they were trying to be weird it was more like they had strange proportions or something. Not a fucking mutant abomination that could never exist in real life.

    sirpingsalot +18m +11 / -0
    They need to be more like the cool-looking cartoon animals in Disney, not like the grotesque abominations from horror movies. I just don't understand why furries are so fixated on the latter. It's like they're trying to get a rise out of me
    :#marseyfurry2:

  W +50m +11 / -0
  > Is there some kind of furry equivalent of the "normie" menace?
  Yes, it's called 'zoomers.'
  I think the vast majority of furries are 18 to 24, and they all grew up on the internet, and they all have seen this shit.
  I'm not sure if it's in response to what the majority of furries want or if it's just in response to what furries are into, but

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AUTHOR: Mistofblackness
DATE: 2023-01-09T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytransattentionseeker: I have 50+ notifications and no idea what they are about. :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm too lazy to find out. Just make more please.
COMMENTS:
X +11m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  Penny +14m +4 / -0
  :marseysulk: i don't wanna use my phone but i gotta keep an eye on the simps

    X +4m +3 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

      Penny +1m +3 / -0
      :@chiobupat: i do love u bb 🤗🤗

        X +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseyxoxo:

  Mistofblackness +2m +3 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  Jimbo_B_Beterson +3m +2 / -0
  Me too
  I was wondering why I had 30 notifs when I wasnt using the site at all

Jimbo_B_Beterson +17m +2 / -0
I'm just getting notifs for my main, it's all carp calling me a faggot

Penny +27m +1 / -0
i got 100+ but i can't see em bc i got downmarseyed by aevann :marseycry:ion me plssssssssss

  Aevann +1h +2 / -0
  done queen

    Penny +3m +2 / -0
    :marseycapykiss: tysm bb

Jewdanksdad +4h +1 / -0
I got a lot too. Probably someone calling you a fag

  Mistofblackness +2h +1 / -0
  No doubt.ion me fag.ion me fag.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte.otte

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-12-23T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The gender of the account is always visible.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseynotesglow:
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +2m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  mithrandir +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseysquint:

goderator200 +21m +2 / -0
:#marseyshutitdown: :#marseyshutitdown:

MoidAppreciator +1d +2 / -0
#factcheck

BrasilIguana +1m +1 / -0
:#marseysquint:

BWC +2h +1 / -0
#factcheck

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +10h +1 / -0
#factcheck

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +35s +1 / -0
  @mithrandir ur gay

    mithrandir +10h +1 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

  mithrandir +10h +1 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast: #factcheck

    mithrandir +18s +1 / -0
    :#marseyagreestill: #factcheck

      mithrandir +9s +1 / -0
      :#marseyagreefast: #factcheck

        mithrandir +18s +1 / -0
        :#marseyagreestill: #factcheck

          mithrandir +20s +1 / -0
          :#marseyagreefast: #factcheck

            mithrandir +17s +1 / -0
            :#marseyagreestill: #factcheck

              mithrandir +13s +1 / -0
              :#marseyagreefast: #factcheck

                mithrandir +16s +1 / -0
                :#marseyagreestill: #factcheck

                  mithrandir +1

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-08-21T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Can someone explain to me why the people in the video are angry?
URL: {TWEET: visegrad24}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dick_Dastardly +21m +13 / -0
>Angry
:#marseyemojilaugh:
>Can you explain to me why
:#marseyemojilaugh:
You got bamboozled, friendo

  mithrandir +1h +3 / -0
  I'm retarded :marseygigaretard:

UncleAbortion +1h +11 / -0
> Can someone explain to me why the people in the video are angry?
Because they're retarded and used to being told what to think by a domineering state. They're used to being told what to think by a domineering state.

  mithrandir +1m +2 / -0
  So what's their opinion on the video? :marseynotes:

    UncleAbortion +16m +5 / -0
    The video is a false flag and they're angry that the media have been promoting this narrative.

      mithrandir +2m +3 / -0
      :marseynotes2:

mithrandir +21m +6 / -0
I cant get the video to load. What is it about?

  Patsy +31m +11 / -0
  {IMG}

    mithrandir +1h +5 / -0
    I see, thanks :marseyreading:

  mithrandir +1h +4 / -0
  They're angry at the video being posted? :marseyconfused:

    mithrandir +35s +3 / -0
    I think it was a false flag operation. :marseyschizotwitch: me on this.

      mithrandir +1m +3 / -0
      I think it's about the video being posted not about the video itself? :marseyschizowall: I cant get the video to play so I cant tell.

        mithrandir +26s +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-02-14T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywholesome:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +46 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Soren +3m +19 / -0
where is this from

  mithrandir +2m +16 / -0
  Tbh, I don't know. Probably a furry movie.

    Soren +1m +17 / -0
    I don't think so, it is very good animation

      mithrandir +4m +12 / -0
      It's probably a small indie movie. I have never seen it before and I'm sure it's not a popular one.

        Soren +2m +16 / -0
        I think it is from a very old animated movie, this has to be some kind of meme or something, I have never seen this before

          mithrandir +2m +12 / -0
          Well, I found out it's from this short film: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snappys_Mom

            Soren +2m +15 / -0
            > 2007
            wtf

              mithrandir +4m +13 / -0
              :marseyboomer:

                Soren +58s +11 / -0
                :#marseyagree:
                I like old things, I've been watching a lot of old cartoons lately

                  mithrandir +3m +8 / -0
                  :marseywise:

              Pog +4h +6 / -0
              :#marseyshook: it’s been 17 years since 2007

                Soren +10h +3 / -0
                no

            lain +3h +5 / -0
            :#marseyhappytears:

  SpookyFartMan69 +1h +4 / -0
  Looks like it's from snappys mom

    Soren +1h +4 / -0
    I looked it up and it is, wtf

      SpookyFartMan69 +2m +4 / -0
      I thought

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-12-10T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just had the most awful experience ever. In a movie theatre.
URL: {REDDIT: r/movies i_just_had_the_most_awful_experience_ever_in_a}
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
After reading the title I was like, maybe it's just a fat person or something. But no, it was a literal toddler. :marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +35 / -1
> I'm a woman in her 30s. I'm in a relationship with a man in his early 40s. Our movie night was last night. We had a nice date. We went to the movies. I don't know if you guys know what it's like to go to a movie. But you pay a lot of money. For tickets. For snacks. And then you sit in a dark room for two hours. You're not allowed to use your phone. You're not allowed to talk. You're not allowed to move around. You're not allowed to do anything. You're just supposed to sit there and watch the movie. And then this toddler comes in and starts screaming. And then the parents come in and start arguing. And then the toddler starts screaming again. And then the parents start arguing again. And then the toddler starts screaming again. And then the parents start arguing again. And then the toddler starts screaming again. And then the parents start arguing again. And then the toddler starts screaming again. And then the parents start arguing again. And then the toddler starts screaming again. And then the parents start arguing again. And then the toddler starts screaming again. And then the parents start arguing again. And then the toddler starts screaming again. And then the parents start arguing again. And then the toddler starts screaming again. And then the parents start arguing again. And then the toddler starts screaming again. And then the parents start arguing again. And then the toddler starts screaming again. And then the parents start arguing again. And then the toddler starts screaming again. And then the parents start arguing again. And then the toddler starts screaming again. And then the parents start arguing again. And then the toddler starts screaming again. And then the parents start arguing again. And then the toddler starts screaming again. And then the parents start arguing again. And

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2025-01-01T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Happy new year! :marseyparty:
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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2023-02-14T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm getting pretty sick of the "MDEfugees" :marseytransrentfree:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's been over a year and I still see these comments on every post. The people that left are obviously not here, and the people that were here already were not there. Like seriously, I have not seen a single person here who was part of the original MDE. I think this is a pretty good example of the :marseycope:
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +7m +11 / -0
> I still see these comments on every post
You're telling me I'm not the only one who sees these things?

  mithrandir +2m +4 / -0
  Every time a nono word gets posted, I see people comment about the mdefugees :marseyeyeroll:

    Cao_Cao +12m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

      mithrandir +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyhesright:

    Dude +41m +1 / -0
    God I hate mdefugeesing they can’t just say the n word and move on. They have to tell you how they’re totally not one of the mdefugees

    Holly_Jolly_Kong +3h +1 / -0
    I never see it. Maybe they're talking about you?

      mithrandir +37m +1 / -0
      I'm not an MDEfugee :marseyraging:

        Holly_Jolly_Kong +16m +1 / -0
        You're literally me. My alt.

          mithrandir +32m +1 / -0
          {IMG}

            Holly_Jolly_Kong +31m +1 / -0
            We both know you are me.ing

SpookyFartMan69 +1h +4 / -0
I used to be a mdefugee but now i'm a mdefugee that posts on rdrama.net

  mithrandir +1m +1 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

C

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2023-12-12T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +29m +14 / -0
!besties :#marseysoypoint:

  89wc +13m +5 / -0
  :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold: :#marseysoypointgold:

    89wc +42s +5 / -0
    :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

      89wc +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

        89wc +25s +3 / -0
        :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

          89wc +55s +3 / -0
          :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

            89wc +1m +3 / -0
            :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

              89wc +1m +3 / -0
              :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

                89wc +37s +3 / -0
                :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

                  89wc +29s +3 / -0
                  :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

                    89wc +20s +3 / -0
                    :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

                      89wc +1m +3 / -0
                      :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

                        89wc +42s +3 / -0
                        :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

                          89wc +44s +3 / -0
                          :#marseysoypointgoldpoint:

                            89wc +43s +3 / -0
                            :#

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-01-20T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: White woman can't read. Another day, another L.
URL: {TWEET: MyLordBebo}
VOTES: +31 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +24 / -0
:#marseywould:

  whyareyou +52m +11 / -0
  why are you like this

    peepeehands +2m +13 / -0
    :#marseyshrug:
    I like the hair. It's a shame about the teeth but it's a rare specimen.

      whyareyou +1h +13 / -0
      > I like the hair
      > it's a shame about the teeth
      !fellas did he just admit to being a hair whore?

        peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseyagreefast:

        H +2m +3 / -0
        I’m not a hair whore but I’m still a whore

    Ladytroon +1h +5 / -0
    > :#marseywould: this hon
    :#marseydisagree:
    > :#marseywould: this ho
    :#marseyagreefast:

      whyareyou +4h +2 / -0
      I laughed thanks

  NO +2h +4 / -0
  I'd buy her a toothbrush.

X +5m +12 / -0
:#marseywould:
{IMG}

  mithrandir +2m +15 / -0
  :marseydisagree: She's more of a marseywouldnt

    X +5m +8 / -0
    {IMG}

      mithrandir +5m +11 / -0
      She's an uggo. :marseyindignant:

        X +1m +6 / -0
        :#marseywould:

          mithrandir +1m +7 / -0
          :marseydisagree:

            X +1m +6 / -0
            :#marseywould:

              mithrandir +3m +

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-02-18T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Commie faggot :marseycomradecry: tries to make an argument against the 19th amendment. Gets ratio'd by a bunch of :marseyretardchad:s
URL: {TWEET: LeftyRacist}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
iowa_hawkeye +4m +12 / -0
{IMG}
Not even a hint of irony.

  mithrandir +1m +7 / -0
  Its kinda ironic. I was thinking that it was a bait account. But then again, I was baited.

Freak-Off +19m +6 / -0
Foids are the biggest threat to the patriarchy

  mithrandir +3m +5 / -0
  :marseydisagree: they can't even manage to keep their own house in order.

SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +6 / -0
>Women are also far more likely to vote for the 'other' option, making elections more unstable
The key to a stable democracy is to have more than 2 options.

  mithrandir +15m +4 / -0
  It's a good thing that commie scum is not a part of the political spectrum. :marseywholesome:

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +13m +4 / -0
    I have no idea what the options are for the next election, but I'll still vote for the 'other' option.

      mithrandir +2m +2 / -0
      We need more 'other' options. :marseyagreefast:

    W +1h +2 / -0
    >Commie scum is not a part of the political spectrum
    >posts in /h/chudrama
    Curious

      mithrandir +50m +1 / -0
      It's called a containment hole. :marseyindignant:

EliteBuckBreaker +1h +3 / -0 [C]
>Women make up 50% of the population
Trans lives matter

  mithrandir +1

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2021-11-17T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Poll] When do you think marsey will be added to the emoji picker?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@Aevann @Carpathianflorist
COMMENTS:
sandkwinn +8m +17 / -0
@Aevann :marseylove:

  mithrandir +1m +11 / -0
  I just want the cute cat :marseylove:

    sandkwinn +1m +8 / -0
    I would like to see more cute cats on my screen :marseylove:

  Aevann +12h +4 / -0
  done king

    sandkwinn +3h +4 / -0
    :marseyblowkiss: :marseylove:

Wuzizname +1h +11 / -0
I'd vote now but I don't want to make the other guys feel bad.

  mithrandir +3m +8 / -0
  :marseyblowkiss:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +30m +7 / -0
:marseywave:

  mithrandir +6m +6 / -0
  :marseywave:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +7 / -0
    :marseyready:

      mithrandir +1m +6 / -0
      :marseyking:

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +7 / -0
        :marseyexcited:

          mithrandir +2m +7 / -0
          :marseyjam:

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +7 / -0
            :marseyblush:

              mithrandir +3m +6 / -0
              :marseyagree:

                MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +6 / -0
                :marseyhearts:

                  mithrandir +2m +6 / -0
                  :marseylove:

                    MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +6 / -0
                    :marse

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2023-04-04T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/facepalm
URL: {REDDIT: r/facepalm this_is_why_i_only_date_women_who_have_been}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +11 / -0
> I am a man and I would never date a woman who has been sexually assaulted.
if a woman didn't get sexually assaulted she isn't worth dating

  mithrandir +2m +7 / -0
  I will only date women who were raped by the most handsome men. :marseywholesome:

  JohnDevereaux +2h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

  Adolin113355 +2h +3 / -0
  I am a man and I will only date women who have been sexually assaulted. If they haven't, they've never been truly tested.

Downie +43m +4 / -0
This is what happens when you allow women to have opinions on rape.

johnnypoop +1h +1 / -0
The only thing worse than a moid being a simp is a foid being a simp

  smolchickentenders +2h +1 / -0
  I'm a simp for you :marseyblowkiss:

    johnnypoop +1m +1 / -0
    :#marseyembrace:

      smolchickentenders +2m +1 / -0
      {GIF}

        johnnypoop +1m +1 / -0
        :#marseyblush:

          smolchickentenders +2m +1 / -0
          {GIF}

            johnnypoop +3m +1 / -0
            :#marseyblush: :#marseyshy: :#marseyblush: :#marseyshy: :#marseyblush: :#marseyshy: :#marseyblush: :#marseyshy: :#marseyblush: :#marse

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2023-12-28T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How do you guys celebrate Christmas?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I do the usual stuff. I buy my family some little presents, make some cookies and maybe do some caroling. I have a 100% chance of making a nice meal for the family as well. What do you guys do?
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
i go on the internet and pretend to be retarded and call people niggers

  mithrandir +1m +5 / -0
  Sounds like a Christmas to remember :marseywholesome:

    peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

      mithrandir +2m +5 / -0
      :marseyfry: :marseyfry:

  Drippo +1h +3 / -0
  Merry Christmas to you too bro

    peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseyandjesus:

dramaqueen +3m +10 / -0
smoking crack

  mithrandir +3m +7 / -0
  That's quite a unique approach. :marseywholesome:

    dramaqueen +3m +4 / -0
    :#marseyagree:

  AnHeroedOats +3m +5 / -0
  That’s what I’m doing on Christmas Eve :marseyjoint:

    dramaqueen +1m +6 / -0
    {GIF}

      AnHeroedOats +1m +5 / -0
      We’re just having a small gathering with my parents :marseyangel:

        dramaqueen +2m +6 / -0
        i feel u fam. i got a pretty normal family too

          AnHeroedOats +2m +4 / -0
          We’re all pretty chill, it’s mostly just my mom’s side of the family :marseyangel:

            dramaqueen +2m +4 / -0
            same here fam. my parents are really nice people so i cant do shit to them but my sisters on the other hand :marse

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2022-04-28T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey is not a cat
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MoidAppreciator +2m +2 / -0
She's a woman

  mithrandir +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

pigeon +6m +1 / -0
{IMG}

  mithrandir +3m +1 / -0
  :marseysick:

    pigeon +14m +1 / -0
    {IMG}ot

      mithrandir +2m +1 / -0
      :marseydead:

        pigeon +1m +1 / -0
        {IMG}ot

          mithrandir +3m +1 / -0
          :marseymeds:ot

            pigeon +3m +1 / -0
            {IMG}ot

              mithrandir +3m +1 / -0
              :marseyraging:ot

                pigeon +4m +1 / -0
                {IMG}ot

                  mithrandir +1m +1 / -0
                  :marseyrage:ot

                    pigeon +2m +1 / -0
                    {IMG}ot

                      mithrandir +2m +1 / -0
                      :marseyrage:ot

                        pigeon +1m +1 / -0
                        {IMG}ot

                          mithrandir +3m +1 / -0
                          :marseyrage:ot

                            pigeon +2m +1 / -0
                            {IMG}ot

TrappyIsBae +1h +1 / -0
Your marsey is not a cat
{IMG}

  mithrandir +1m +1 / -0
  :marseywhirlyhat:ot

    TrappyIsBae +2m +1 / -0
    :marseycry:ot

      mithrandir +57s +1 / -0
      :marseycheerup:ot

        TrappyIsB

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-02-17T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a confession to make :marseyill:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I dont have a cat, and i dont plan to get one. :marseysulk:
COMMENTS:
Lappland +2m +10 / -0
It's okay we don't judge you.

  mithrandir +39s +5 / -0
  Thanks. :marseyembrace:

  Maximus +1m +5 / -0
  :marseyembrace:

Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +7 / -0
Ok

  mithrandir +1m +5 / -0
  I didnt expect a reply :marseysad:

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +6 / -0
    I cant reply to every comment on this site. Theres just too many.

      mithrandir +1m +6 / -0
      I know, just felt like a reply would've been nice. :marseysadcat:

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +6 / -0
        I was just trying to be funny :#marseycheerup:

          mithrandir +1m +5 / -0
          :#marseysad:

      Marbee +28m +4 / -0
      > I cant reply to every comment on this site. Theres just too many.
      :marseygiveup:

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +3h +2 / -0
        But I do reply to a lot of your comments, which is why I love you so much. :marseyblowkiss:

          Marbee +2h +2 / -0
          :marseyembrace:

johnnypoop +2m +6 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  mithrandir +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyill:

BimothyX2 +32s +5 / -0
:#marseyill:

  mithrandir +1m +6 / -0
  I cant stop feeling this way. :

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2023-03-21T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Effortpost] I made a video essay on the "Reckonings" of the past. The reaction has been underwhelming.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I made a video essay on the "Reckonings" of the past. The reaction has been underwhelming.
https://rdrama.net/post/156494/effortpost-i-made-a-video-essay
https://rdrama.net/h/countryclub/post/156700/-/3829749#context
It has been a month, I expected people to have already watched it by now. But alas, only 57 people have done so. The video is on the shorter side, 40 minutes long. I still haven't gotten a single comment or message about it. Not even a "Hey thanks for the video, I learned something new", which I'm sure would have been a nice surprise.
I've been working on this video for over a month now. I had to learn about all the topics I talk about, and that was really draining. I had to research about every single genocide, and that was really draining. I had to watch countless documentaries and videos, and that was really draining. I had to write a script, and that was really draining. I had to edit the video, and that was really draining. I had to upload the video, and that was really draining. I had to promote the video, and that was really draining. I had to wait for people to watch the video, and that was really draining.
It was really hard work, and I put a lot of time and effort into it. But now that it's finally done, I'm feeling pretty disappointed. I thought that people would be really interested in it, and that they would watch it and give me some feedback. But it seems like no one cares.
It's really disheartening, especially since I've been working on this video for so long. I put a lot of time and effort into it, and I thought that people would appreciate it. But it seems like no one cares.
I'm not sure what I'm going to do now. I'm not sure if I should keep making videos like this, or if I should just give up. It's

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-01-29T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: They're going to kill themselves if you call them a fag
URL: {TWEET: 3YearLetterman}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +31m +5 / -0
Kill yourself for being such bitch

  mithrandir +59m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +4m +1 / -0
    You should try

      mithrandir +1m +2 / -0
      I'm not that far gone :marseyindignant:

        BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +43s +1 / -0
        How far you are gone?

          mithrandir +2m +2 / -0
          I haven't taken any pills or anything in the last few years, so that's pretty far. :marseydisconcerting:

            BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +1 / -0
            Should you start?

              mithrandir +2m +2 / -0
              I'll start something if you want :marseywink:

                BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +3m +1 / -0
                {IMG}

                  mithrandir +4m +1 / -0
                  I like the way you think :marseywink:

                    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +1 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      mithrandir +1m +1 / -0
                      :marseyblush: :marseyblush:cott

                        BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +1 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          mithrandir +2m +1 / -0
                          :marseyblush:cott :marseyblush:cott

                            BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +51s +1 / -0
                            {IMG}

  Grue +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseywave2:

    BipocCuteTwinkR

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2022-05-03T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyextinction:
URL: {TWEET: realBodysnatcher}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +28m +6 / -0
I think that was that one where the big red panda tried to eat it's face.

  mithrandir +4m +5 / -0
  that was pretty sad to watch :marseysad:

X +1m +6 / -0
:#marseybabykiller:

GT +1h +4 / -0
Can't see a single thing in that picture, did they put the :marseytrain2: in it too

  mithrandir +10m +1 / -0
  nah, but its a real one

SERGE +23m +4 / -0
its cute and tiny and should be eaten
trans lives matter

sirpingsalot +2h +3 / -0
I'm not a fan of eating dogs, but that looks like a pretty good sized dog.

  mithrandir +1m +1 / -0
  its a baby dog

    sirpingsalot +1m +2 / -0
    :marseywholesome:

      mithrandir +3m +1 / -0
      :marseyagree:or

MenAreWorst +2h +2 / -0
@carpathianflorist
another baby animal posting thread

  mithrandir +3m +2 / -0
  its a baby dog, not a baby animal

    MenAreWorst +30s +3 / -0
    'kay
    I'm not a biologist

      mithrandir +2m +3 / -0
      I'm not a biologist either. I'm a cat enthusiast. :marseythumbsup:or

        MenAreWorst +1m +3 / -0
        me too
        {IMG}

          mithrandir +2m +2 / -0
          :marseyagree:otta

            MenAreWorst +1m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2021-08-06T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Guy tries to go to a dude's house to do drugs, proceeds to seethe in the comments when he's told to fuck off
URL: {REDDIT: r/Drugs home_growing_house}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KingOfComedy +26m +12 / -0
Redditors are so fucking pathetic it's unreal. If you're going to be a druggie you might as well be a true druggie and just rob a house or something. I mean I'm pretty sure weed is legal in your country so it's not like you're gonna go to jail

  Dramamine +22m +9 / -0
  Imagine trying to get drugs from a guy who's been growing them for years. If you're going to be a druggie, at least be a druggie who doesn't need to ask reddit for advice on how to buy drugs.

  collectijism +2h +4 / -0
  I’ve grown weed for 20 years and I’ve never given out advice for free. If you’re not rich enough to afford to pay me to grow your plants then you don’t have enough money to be a druggie. I’m not helping you with your life. Go get a job in a factory or a McDonald’s

  mithrandir +2h +1 / -0
  I'm not going to do anything to help him with his problem. It's his life and he should be the one to fix it.

marseycel +1h +8 / -0
>It's reddit so I have to assume it's not true. I don't know, OP, maybe you should get a job, or be more of a man and steal it from him.
>>I’ve had a job for 14 years, I’m a man
>>>You do realize you’re a grown man, and you’re asking Reddit for advice on how to rob someone right? Are you a fucking child? I’m sorry, I’m not trying to be rude, but you need to grow up.
>>>>I’m not asking Reddit for advice on how to rob someone I’m asking Reddit for advice on how to buy some weed. I’ve asked Reddit for advice on

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-06-05T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteusa:
URL: {TWEET: KaitlynJenner}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KILL_EVERYONE +11m +11 / -0
based. i love this country
:#marseysaluteusa:

  mithrandir +4m +6 / -0
  :#marseylibertyfireworks:

dramapus +32m +4 / -0
:#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysaluteusa: :#marseysal

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-07-28T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If you're interested in the lore of the jannies who will be running this place, you should watch the movie 'The Righteous Gemstones'.
URL: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt23200478/
VOTES: +3 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +16m +2 / -0
i love the show

  mithrandir +15m +2 / -0
  Same. If you haven't watched it yet, its absolutely kino. And the jannies are clearly inspired by the eponymous gemstones.

    X +3m +2 / -0
    lol i thought the jannies were inspired by the show :marseyconfused2:

      mithrandir +1m +2 / -0
      {IMG}
      All the jannies are supposed to be this guy. :marseygem:

        X +2m +2 / -0
        so it's a reverse impression :marseythinkorino:

          mithrandir +4m +2 / -0
          Its just a coincidence! :marseyindignant:

            X +2m +2 / -0
            i know i'm just trolling you :marseyangel:

              mithrandir +14m +2 / -0
              :marseyshrug:

mithrandir +2m +1 / -0
If you're not interested in the lore, you should watch the movie 'The Righteous Gemstones'. Its still kino. :marseygem:...ott.ott

  X +13m +1 / -0
  i love the show :marseygem: :marseygem: :marseygem: :marseygem: :marseygem: :marseygem: :marseygem: :marseygem: :marseygem: :marseygem: :marseygem: :marseygem: :marseygem: :marseygem: :marseygem: :marseygem: :marseygem: :m

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2022-11-25T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: Autistic man's cope post about his 19F gf (18) having a crush on his 21M friend (20) :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_19f_girlfriend_has_a_crush_on_my_21m_friend}
VOTES: +147 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Some of the comments are gold :marseyxd:
> If your girlfriend's crush is your friend, then your girlfriend is a narcissist. If you are the one who's attracted to your friend, then you're a narcissist. If your friend is the one who's attracted to your girlfriend, then he's a narcissist. If all three of you are attracted to each other, then you're all narcissists. I think you should take a look in the mirror and ask yourself, "Am I a narcissist?"
>> I'm not the one that is attracted to my friend, my friend is attracted to my girlfriend. My girlfriend is not attracted to my friend, she's only attracted to me. My girlfriend is not a narcissist, she is a 19 year old girl that is attracted to a 21 year old man.
>>> [My girlfriend is a 19 year old girl that is attracted to a 21 year old man.]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_19f_girlfriend_has_a_crush_on_my_21m_friend}) (OP)
>>>> She is attracted to a 21 year old man. She is also attracted to me, who is a 21 year old man. She is not attracted to a 21 year old woman, because she is a 19 year old girl. She is not attracted to you, because you are a 21 year old man. She is not attracted to me, because I am a 21 year old man. She is not attracted to her, because she is a 21 year old woman. She is not attracted to you, because you are a 21 year old man. She is

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2023-06-23T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I had a dream about marsey :marsey:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I went to a cat convention and got a marsey tattoo on my arm. :marseyexcited:
COMMENTS:
BazballShill +1h +1 / -0
you had a dream about my cock

  mithrandir +1h +1 / -0
  I had a dream about your cock :marseycock:

    BazballShill +3h +1 / -0
    :#marseyseethe:

      mithrandir +1h +1 / -0
      :marseyseethe::seethe::seethe:ott:seethe:ott:seethe:ott:seethe:ott

        BazballShill +3h +1 / -0
        :#marseyseethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:cock:seethe:

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2023-06-16T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Do you think she should date him?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KILL_EVERYONE +2m +17 / -0
if he's not the one who has to deal with the consequences of her pregnancy then yeah, why not

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +2m +10 / -0
  > why not
  Because it's a moid.

    KILL_EVERYONE +57s +10 / -0
    :#marseyconfused:
    i didn't see any indication of that in the picture

      HarryTrumanDorisDay +5m +10 / -0
      >the one who has to deal with the consequences of her pregnancy
      That's moid behavior.

        KILL_EVERYONE +2m +8 / -0
        i don't care what she is i'm just saying it's good for her to find someone to deal with her pregnancy
        :#marseyshrug:

          HarryTrumanDorisDay +2m +13 / -0
          She can just abort, she doesn't need a moid to deal with her pregnancy.

            KILL_EVERYONE +3m +10 / -0
            :#marseyhesright:

            IslamWasRightAboutWomen +2h +4 / -0
            That's why you need a moid to get pregnant in the first place

              HarryTrumanDorisDay +5h +2 / -0
              That's why you need a moid to deal with the consequences of her pregnancy.

        Ladytroon +1h +4 / -0
        >the one who has to deal with the consequences of her pregnancy
        >is a moid
        :#marseymanysuchcases:

    1 +1h +5 / -0
    {IMG}

      HarryTrumanDorisDay +5h +3 / -0
      :marseychefkiss:

  mithrandir +1m +9 / -0
  Good point. :marseythumbsup:

  JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
  Just

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-02-23T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Niggas in paris
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ACA +1m +4 / -0
{GIF}

johnnypoop +34m +1 / -0
:#marseyslurpfast:aaa

  mithrandir +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseyturnedon:a

    johnnypoop +57s +1 / -0
    :#marseyshesright:a

      mithrandir +35s +1 / -0
      :#marseydarkfoidretard: contta

        johnnypoop +20s +1 / -0
        :#marseyagree:coconttaaa

          mithrandir +2m +1 / -0
          :#marseyblush: cocontta

            johnnypoop +1m +1 / -0
            :#marseyagreefast: cocontta contta cocontta cocontta contta cocontta

              mithrandir +2m +1 / -0
              :#marseyagreefast: cocontta

                johnnypoop +1m +1 / -0
                :#marseydisagree: cocontta contta cocontta cocontta contta cocontta cocontta cocontta

                  mithrandir +1m +1 / -0
                  :#marseydisagree: cocontta

                    johnnypoop +2m +1 / -0
                    :#marseyagree: cocontta contta cocontta cocontta contta cocontta cocontta cocontta

                      mithrandir +1m +1 / -0
                      :#marseyagree: cocontta

                        johnnypoop +1m +1 / -0
                        :#marseydisagreefast: cocontta contta cocontta cocontta contta cocontta cocontta cocontta cocontta

                          mithrandir

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2023-10-22T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A :marseysal: post
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Transformers +3m +5 / -0
:#marseysal2:

Bookers +17m +5 / -0
{IMG}
:#!marseysal:

Tomfoolery +4h +4 / -0
{IMG}

LooNinja +1h +2 / -0
If this is real, what a retard

  mithrandir +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  JohnDevereaux +3h +1 / -0
  :#marseyshrug:ing the tard that knows more than you do.

Wuzizname +3h +2 / -0
You're not wrong.

JohnDevereaux +4h +1 / -0
{IMG}ing the tard that knows more than you do.ing the tard that knows more than you do.ing the tard that knows more than you do.ing the tard that knows more than you do. :#marseyattentionseeker:ing the tard that knows more than you do. :#marseyattentionseeker: :#marseyattentionseeker: :#marseyattentionseeker: :#marseyattentionseeker:ing the tard that knows more than you do. :#marseyattentionseeker: :#marseyattentionseeker: :#marseyattentionseeker: :#marseyattentionseeker: :#marseyattentionseeker: :#marseyattentionseeker: :#marseyattentionseeker: :#marseyattentionseeker: :#marseyattentionseeker: :#marseyattentionseeker: :#marseyattentionseeker: :#marseyattentionseeker: :#marseyattentionseeker: :#marseyattentionseeker: :#marseyattentionseeker: :#marseyattentionseeker: :#marseyattentionseeker: :#marseyattentionseeker: :#marseyattentionseeker:

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2023-03-26T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why does everyone hate this guy?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Is it because he's a politician? :marseyhmm:
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +4m +8 / -0
I don't know who he is, but I hate him because I am a contrarian :marseydealwithit:

  mithrandir +1m +2 / -0
  You're missing out, he's a cool guy :marseycool2:

    BigBussyHunter +5m +2 / -0
    :marseydisagree: I'm not missing out on anything.
    I've been on rdrama for a while and I've never seen a picture of him. No one seems to know who he is. I'm not going to be the first one to get his picture and then spread it around here like a fart

      mithrandir +5m +2 / -0
      :marseysmug3: I didn't say he's popular

        BigBussyHunter +2m +2 / -0
        :marseyderp: I know :marseysmug2:

          mithrandir +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyblowkiss:

            BigBussyHunter +1m +2 / -0
            :marseyblush:

birdenthusiast +17m +6 / -0
He’s a politician

  mithrandir +3m +4 / -0
  So? :marseyshrug:

    birdenthusiast +1m +3 / -0
    :marseyxd:

      mithrandir +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyshy3:

        birdenthusiast +5m +2 / -0
        :marseyblowkiss:

          mithrandir +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyblowkiss:

            birdenthusiast +50s +2 / -0
            :marseyblush:

    BigBussyHunter +2m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2021-07-23T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: FDS user is trying to bait women to come to rdrama
URL: {REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy for_you_guys_who_are_struggling_with_how_to}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TariqNasneed +1m +6 / -0
It’s over for FDS. Soon their only users will be the few that are left who are actually women and the ones that are left will be so bitter that they can’t find a man and will start lashing out at them. If you think we’re too mean on Reddit, just wait till we get the Moids off the internet.

  mithrandir +14m +4 / -0
  Only women should be allowed on the internet. :ramonajak:

Account_109_ +2h +2 / -0
{IMG}

Nixoncrats_for_trump +45m +2 / -0
Hopefully she gets a bunch of incels who think they're trolling

Detroitvelvetsmooth +6h +1 / -0
>she thinks it's an incel site
FDS is a really good place for the desperate few to try and find an alpha male. It's really funny how the women who think they're the "alpha" female are desperate for a "beta" male who is actually willing to put in the work

  mithrandir +1h +1 / -0
  That's literally every foid on that sub :marseylaugh:.

    Detroitvelvetsmooth +43m +1 / -0
    I'm just amazed that the "alpha" FDS women are literally just desperate for a beta male who is actually willing to work for her

      mithrandir +16m +1 / -0
      I'm in a similar boat, but with the opposite sex. I want a foid who will actually put in the work to get me to be a good husband. :marseypat:. :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-02-02T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycoomer2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +5 / -0
:marseycoomer2:y

  mithrandir +2m +4 / -0
  You love to see it

    Maximus +2m +3 / -0
    :marseycoomer2: :!marseycoomer2:y

  Haberdasher +1h +2 / -0
  The 'Daddy' song is :marseychefkiss: but I have no idea how it got made or how to find it.y

peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
:#marseybooba:

Elias_Acorn +2h +3 / -0
I love the meme where she's the one who kills a guy then gets mad at her bf for it

  mithrandir +1h +2 / -0
  Can you post a link? :marseycoomer2:

    Elias_Acorn +6m +2 / -0
    https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/angelica
    {IMG}y

      mithrandir +19m +1 / -0
      Thanks King. :marseycoomer2:yy

NO +2h +2 / -0
She's the girl from the video game

  mithrandir +1h +2 / -0
  I don't know any of this. I just know she's cute :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :m

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-03-28T10Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseyembrace: :marseycomfy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +45 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
C333 +5m +10 / -0
!furries
:#marseywould:

  mithrandir +2m +8 / -0
  :marseyfurry2: :marseybeheading:

    C333 +5m +8 / -0
    :#marseywould:

      mithrandir +1m +7 / -0
      :marseybeheading: :!marseybeheading:

        C333 +2m +8 / -0
        :#marseywould:

          mithrandir +1m +8 / -0
          :marseybeheading: :!marseybeheading:

            C333 +1m +8 / -0
            :#marseywould:

              mithrandir +1m +8 / -0
              :marseybeheading: :!marseybeheading:

                C333 +1m +8 / -0
                :#marseywould:

                  mithrandir +3m +8 / -0
                  :marseybeheading: :!marseybeheading:

                    C333 +2m +8 / -0
                    :#marseywould:

                      mithrandir +4m +8 / -0
                      :marseybeheading: :!marseybeheading:

                        C333 +2m +8 / -0
                        :#marseywould:

                          mithrandir +4m +8 / -0
                          :marseybeheading: :!marseybeheading:

                            C333 +1m +8 / -0
                            :#marseywould:

  ACA +2h +3 / -0
  !zoochads

    C333 +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyagree:

      ACA +2m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        C

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-11-13T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a straight guy who got his first blowjob today. AMA
URL: {REDDIT: r/askgaybros im_a_straight_guy_who_got_his_first_blowjob_today}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseysquint:
COMMENTS:
E +4m +5 / -0
Gay bros really don’t seem to understand how different straight sex is. The gay guy in that thread is only using his head in the same way that a girl uses her mouth. No one else is talking about the anal part or how the girl can’t go all the way in unless she’s on her knees and she can’t go deep unless she’s in a position where she can’t use her mouth to kiss the guy. The guy in the OP is totally in the right. It’s his first blowjob and he’s not a gay guy and he’s not using his mouth to do it. I feel like he should be able to get a blowjob from a guy without having to be gay.

  mithrandir +14m +5 / -0
  He's actually getting fucked in the ass by a foid, so the ass part is covered. But yeah, the whole mouth thing is pretty weird.

    E +3m +4 / -0
    I think he is getting a bj. He doesn’t seem to be able to reach the guys dick and he doesn’t seem to be able to reach the guys ass. I feel like he is going to have to suck the dick to get a bj. He is getting a bj from a foid. He is a straggot getting a bj from a foid. I think that’s pretty good. I think it’s probably good that he is getting a bj from a foid

      mithrandir +10m +2 / -0
      I think its a bj from a foid too. I was just joking about the ass thing. But yeah, the whole thing is pretty weird. Why is he so adamant about not using his mouth. He can have a bj from a foid without using his mouth.

        E +2m +2 / -0
        I think he is just being a little bit of a dick about it. He is probably upset that he is getting

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2023-04-12T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycoomer2: for the first time in my life, I have achieved orgasm by simply thinking about someone :marseycoomer2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest for_the_first_time_in_my_life_i_have_achieved}
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I’m a 21 year old guy. I’ve always been a virgin, not in the sense that I’ve been ashamed of it or anything like that, but I’ve just never had the opportunity to have sex. I’ve never even had a girlfriend. I’ve always been too shy and anxious to talk to girls, and I’ve always been afraid that if I do try to talk to one, she’ll think I’m weird or something. But I’ve always wanted to have sex, and I’ve always wanted to be in a relationship.
> But recently, I’ve been thinking about this girl at my school. She’s really hot, and I think she’s really smart too. I’ve always wanted to talk to her, but I’ve never had the courage to. But recently, I’ve been thinking about her a lot, and I’ve been imagining us having sex. I’ve been imagining her touching me, and I’ve been imagining her kissing me. And I’ve been imagining us having sex, and it’s made me really horny.
> I’ve never had an orgasm before, but I think I’ve achieved one just by thinking about her. I’ve been really turned on, and I’ve been imagining us having sex, and I’ve been thinking about her touching me. I’ve been imagining her kissing me, and I’ve been imagining us having sex. And I’ve been imagining her touching me, and it’s made me really horny. I’ve never had an orgasm before, but I think I’ve achieved one just by thinking about her. I’ve been really turned on, and I’ve been imagining us having sex, and it’s made me really horny. I’ve never had an orgasm before, but I think I’ve achieved one just by thinking about her.
> I’ve never had an orgasm before, but I think I’ve achieved one just by thinking about her. I’ve been really turned on, and I’ve been imagining us having sex, and it’s made me really horny. I

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2023-01-14T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Brave man tries to save his country from the clutches of the commies. He gets called a fascist and told to kill himself
URL: {REDDIT: r/Austria no_thank_you}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +6m +11 / -0
:#marseywholesome:
:#!marseyflagaustria::#!marseyflagaustria::#!marseyflagaustria:

  X +44m +4 / -0
  :#marseyflagaustriapat::#marseyflagaustriapat::#marseyflagaustriapat:

WeihnachtenSalvador +15m +7 / -0
Austria is fine with being part of EU but they don’t want to share with refugees

  Communist_spez +14m +7 / -0
  It's because they are not europeans

  mithrandir +1m +6 / -0
  I just wanna see them seethe. Also, I'm a lazy fuck and don't want to go to work.

  ForgotMyPasswordAgain +41m +5 / -0
  > Austria is fine with being part of EU but they don't want to share with refugees
  When have I ever not been fine with this? I only want to share with refugees if they're a bunch of hot brown babes

    WeihnachtenSalvador +2m +2 / -0
    My friend is refugee and he is hot brown dude. He was born in Chad in 2002 and now he has a degree in some kind of engineering and is 24 he also speaks 7 languages and he is legit an ass

      ForgotMyPasswordAgain +10m +3 / -0
      > Chad
      > brown
      > Chad
      > brown
      :#marseynoooticer:

      MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +4h +1 / -0
      > Chad
      > brown
      :#marseymanysuchcases:

  MayflyAlt-98 +1h +3 / -0
  > he doesn't know about

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-12-12T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just realised I have never seen a woman with a large cock :marseythinkorino:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +31 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I know its a meme, but I can't help but notice that women are the only ones with a small penis. :marseythonk:
COMMENTS:
Midwit +38m +17 / -1
Because they don't have penises. :marseyconfused2:

  mithrandir +2m +10 / -1
  They do. :marseyindignant:

    Midwit +1m +13 / -1
    :#marseydisagree:

  KangThaConqueror +57m +8 / -1
  they do, they just dont use it :marseyfluffy:

    Midwit +4m +6 / -1
    :#marseyagreefast:

  whyareyou +22h +1 / -0
  this but unironically

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +3m +14 / -1
Bitch i seen 6 inches on chick

  mithrandir +20m +10 / -1
  Source?

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +2m +13 / -1
    My cousin who is lesbian

      mithrandir +3m +12 / -1
      I can't believe you know a lesbian :marseydisagree:

        BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +3m +14 / -1
        Its hard to believe you have never seen woman with big dick.

          mithrandir +2m +12 / -1
          I'm not even sure what that means. :marseyconfused:

            BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +4m +10 / -1
            You have never seen woman with big dick. You have never seen penis on woman. You have never seen woman with penis.

              mithrandir +3m +11 / -1
              I'm going to start posting my cock here then. :marseyindignant:

                BipocCute

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2023-03-25T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Vaxx guy is back!
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Jimbo_B_Beterson +15m +3 / -0
Im so glad the vaxx guy is back

  mithrandir +4m +3 / -0
  Same. I hope he makes a comeback every year now.

BigBussyHunter +1h +3 / -0
:marseywholesome: :marseyvaxmaxx:
I love this guy so much.

ChristoffWChanderson +56m +3 / -0
If you're watching this guy's videos, I highly recommend his earlier stuff, he's way funnier and less "I'm a crazy wingcuck" than he is now.

  mithrandir +1h +3 / -0
  I do! One of my favorite ones is his really early video about how he wishes he could get a job as a cop because it would be so cool. :marseycop3:

    ChristoffWChanderson +17m +2 / -0
    :#marseywholesome:

  Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
  His videos on the Waffle House shooting are great.
  I'm still not convinced he's not a schizo.

    ChristoffWChanderson +2m +2 / -0
    He is a schizo, but he's a funny schizo. I wish he'd stick with the funny schizo stuff and ditch the :marseysnoo: wingcuck stuff. He's also incredibly unfunny in his newer videos, they're just him ranting about politics. :marseydisagree:

      Cao_Cao +7m +2 / -0
      He's great when he's ranting about politics too- he's so unhinged he's funny.
      It's the people who actually believe what he believes that are unfunny.

        ChristoffWChanderson +5m +1 / -0
        >He's great when he's ranting about politics too
        :#marseyxdoub

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-11-15T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The most important election ever
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The most important election ever
COMMENTS:
DaddyReagan +1h +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-01-12T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Omg, new reddit bug just dropped
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KAT_B0T +3m +12 / -0
Reddit’s been dead for years now. I have my suspicions that it was a honeypot to lure in the masses for mass data collection. The chuds have been on to them for a while

  mithrandir +4m +6 / -0
  I dont think its a honeypot. I think its just people being dumb and not leaving their mark on the internet in any way.

    KAT_B0T +1m +6 / -0
    I think they have been using it for data collection and to promote certain views for years now. Reddit has a lot of shit in it that the msm is completely silent on.

      mithrandir +5m +3 / -0
      I dont think the msm is interested in the 'wrong' things being posted on reddit. At least here in Europe the msm is pretty much just a mouth piece for the government.

        KAT_B0T +1m +3 / -0
        This is true, and this is a good thing. Why would you want people to know that the govt is behind a lot of this shit lol

          mithrandir +4m +3 / -0
          I dont think the msm here even tries to get me to vote for a party. It just tells me how great the current one is and that I should vote for them :marseyshrug:

            KAT_B0T +2m +3 / -0
            That’s bc the current party is just the govt. We are the same in a lot of ways

              mithrandir +2m +3 / -0
              Yeah, I dont even see a point in voting for one party or the other. I'll probably just vote for the guy with the biggest penis :marseyshrug:

                KAT_B0T +2m +2 / -0
                Oh I agree, it’s all the same. At least the msm has been pretty good at convincing me to not vote since it’s been all or nothing

  Cornball +1h +5

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2023-01-20T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why does the site look so ugly now?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's just so much darker. The text is barely readable on the dark background.
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +17h +1 / -0
you know how you can click the button at the top to change it back?o

  mithrandir +37m +1 / -0
  Its been dark ever since I clicked it. Even after turning it off.

    whyareyou +17m +2 / -0
    then clear your cookies and change it again, my friend

      mithrandir +21m +2 / -0
      :#marseynotes:

        whyareyou +2h +2 / -0
        :marseywave3:ooo

      mithrandir +3h +2 / -0
      It works. Thank you. :marseylove:o

        whyareyou +28m +2 / -0
        np bb :marseyblowkiss:o

ThousandBestLives +2h +1 / -0
I think its an easy solution to the "site is ugly" problem
:#marseycontemplatesuicide:o

  mithrandir +1m +1 / -0
  It does make it a bit more readable. :marseyagree:

    ThousandBestLives +1m +1 / -0
    :#marseygiveup:otte

      mithrandir +4m +1 / -0
      Its okay, I love the new design anyways. :marseylove:otte

        ThousandBestLives +2m +1 / -0
        :#marseyfuckyou:otte

          mithrandir +2m +1 / -0
          :#marseyfuckyou:otte

            ThousandBestLives +1m +1 / -0
            :#marseycapylove:otte

              mithrandir +5m +1 / -0
              :#marseysoypoint:otte

                ThousandBestLives +

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2022-11-15T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: So true!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Neon_Needles +22m +2 / -0
> I’m a male feminist but I only hit on the hot ones. I don’t think that’s wrong.
This is why you should only fuck the hot ones and then if the date doesn't go well, tell them they are fat, ugly or a man.

  mithrandir +3m +2 / -0
  The real life application of the 80/20 rule.

ShriekingGeek +26m +1 / -0
This is the most insufferable thing I have ever read

  mithrandir +1m +2 / -0
  Real male feminists don't take it well when their ideology gets critisized..

    ShriekingGeek +10m +1 / -0
    That was my first reaction, but reading it again I think it's just a bad post.

      mithrandir +7m +1 / -0
      .kys

        ShriekingGeek +1m +1 / -0
        :marseykys2:

          mithrandir +1m +2 / -0
          A good day to you too. :marseywave2:

            ShriekingGeek +4m +1 / -0
            I would never wish death on you, mithrandir. I only wish it on you to remind you of my superiority. :marseysmug2: .kys

              mithrandir +3m +1 / -0
              I am a better man than you, a true christian. :marseyandjesus: .kys

                ShriekingGeek +11m +1 / -0
                > better man
                > I only hit on the hot ones
                I don't think that's very Christian, mithy

                  mithrandir +1m +1 / -0
                  :marseycope: .kys

                    ShriekingGeek +2m +1 / -0
                    :

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-02-18T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrump: :marseyflirt:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A 30% of the vote

  mithrandir +2m +2 / -0
  I tried to post it in the trump hole but it didnt work. :marseyshrug:

    Aevann +2h +1 / -0
    this one doesnt exist, try the main feed

      mithrandir +1m +2 / -0
      I tried that too, but it didnt work :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug:

        Aevann +3m +2 / -0
        can u post the link to the post

          mithrandir +1m +2 / -0
          https://rdrama.net/h/trump/post/247836/marseytrump-marseyflirt :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug:

            Aevann +10m +3 / -0
            fixed king

              mithrandir +2m +2 / -0
              :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss:

                Aevann +10m +2 / -0
                :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss: :marseyblowkiss

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2023-07-23T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What do you think is the most reddit sub?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Personally I think its r/teachers
COMMENTS:
UncleAbortion +38m +16 / -0
r/teachers and r/antiwork are the ones that instantly leap to mind. They both seem like obvious trolling, but I don't think it's the case.
Teachers are just so pathetic and cucked they have to post their Ls for validation and the same with r/antiwork. They're just such losers.
r/fuckcars is another one. I hate car drivers but I hate cyclists more, and that subreddit is a prime example of a sub that's so annoying it makes me hate the thing it's supposed to be about.

  arseupwrongo +1h +6 / -0
  I like the fuckcars people. I like anyone who can think for themselves and aren't just blindly following the zeitgeist. It's just that they're not right in this case. Cars are the only good way to travel. And that's not just because I drive one, that's because I've tried other modes of transport and they just don't work.

    UncleAbortion +10m +5 / -0
    I just like the opportunity to hate on cyclists. I hate cyclists.

  X +2h +3 / -0
  I hate both cyclists and car drivers :marseyindignant:

    UncleAbortion +18m +3 / -0
    Yeah I think you're the perfect Reddit user.

    arseupwrongo +59m +3 / -0
    Based centrist

  drama_enthusiast +2h +1 / -0
  >r/teachers
  >pathetic and cucked
  a teacher is basically a babysitter, they are by definition cucked :marseyxd:

  Tachyon +4h +1 / -0
  >r/fuckcars
  You're not the only one who sees this. Reddit is full of people who hate cars and drive cars.

  1 +4h +1 / -0
  That's because they're stupid and never bothered to try any other modes of transport. I've tried commuting

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2023-10-16T16Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: "I feel like the biggest loser in the world rn" :marseyitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +17m +4 / -0
What's the drama?

  mithrandir +1m +3 / -0
  OP is a loser

    ChungusEnjoyer +1m +3 / -0
    :marseyitsover: for him

    2DBussy +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseyme:

Miserere_Mei_Deus +2m +3 / -0
@mithrandir :marseywave2:

  mithrandir +53m +2 / -0
  :marseywave2:

UraniumDonGER +4m +3 / -0
Fake and straight

  mithrandir +50m +2 / -0
  :marseycope:

    UraniumDonGER +4m +2 / -0
    :marseysneed:
    I'm not in your discord server, fag

      mithrandir +1h +2 / -0
      :marseyitsover:

X +1m +3 / -0
:#marseycheerup:

Dramamine +5h +1 / -0
I don't get it

  mithrandir +10m +1 / -0
  I don't either

    Dramamine +12m +1 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

      mithrandir +3m +1 / -0
      :marseycheerup:

        Dramamine +1m +1 / -0
        :#marseycheerup: that's better

          mithrandir +2m +1 / -0
          :marseycheerup:

            Dramamine +3m +1 / -0
            :#marseycheerup: I like this one

              mithrandir +2m +1 / -0
              :m

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-01-25T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Where is my badge :marseyraging:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am a real and honest user of this site. Give me my badge!
COMMENTS:
arsey +48m +7 / -0
I got mine. I'm so proud of myself. :D

D +1h +5 / -0
I got mine! I did the thing! I’m proud of myself! I’m such a good boy, I did the thing! :marseyexcited:

  mithrandir +11m +4 / -0
  I'm a good boy too! :marseyexcited:

Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +3 / -0
I made it! :marseyjam:

  mithrandir +3m +4 / -0
  I didn't. :marseydepressed:

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +3 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

      mithrandir +1m +3 / -0
      Thank you :marseyembrace:

    antiracist_tulpa +3m +2 / -0
    I did, but I don't have it either. :marseydepressed:

      mithrandir +52s +2 / -0
      :marseyknowthatfeelbro:

        antiracist_tulpa +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:

          mithrandir +5m +2 / -0
          :marseyembrace:

    ZchiggyDiggy9 +4m +2 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

      mithrandir +2m +2 / -0
      :marseythanks:

BushWasRight +4m +3 / -0
:#marsey41:

  mithrandir +1m +2 / -0
  :marseytabletired2:

Salamander +13m +3 / -0
I made it, too! :marseyembrace:

  mithrandir +1

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2023-06-02T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Yikes, why is this subreddit so toxic?
URL: {REDDIT: r/RandomThoughts its_weird_how_men_are_always_said_to_be_more}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
STAN_ARTMS +5m +16 / -0
> how are men expected to be so much more to so many people
> women are expected to be there for their friends, family, kids, husbands, etc.
> men are expected to be there for their kids, wives, parents, friends, but also their employer, customers, co-workers, etc
:#marseywrongthonk:

  ABC +26m +13 / -0
  This is cope by the foid equivalent of the "well duh" crowd.
  Moids are expected to provide for their family and that includes all the things women are expected to provide. It's just that men are expected to do it in the form of money.
  Women get paid to do their stuff while men provide for their stuff. That's why they're both expected to do so much.

    STAN_ARTMS +16m +4 / -0
    Men are also expected to be there for their wives, girlfriends, and kids. They just don't have to do it in the form of money

      ABC +4m +4 / -0
      > They just don't have to do it in the form of money
      That's the cope. They don't want to do it in the form of money either. They want it done for free and then get paid for it.
      Both men and women are expected to provide for their family. The difference is men are expected to provide for their family in the form of money, which is a commodity. Women are expected to provide for their family in the form of labor, which is a service.
      It's all the same shit in different forms.

        STAN_ARTMS +6m +3 / -0
        > They want it done for free and then get paid for it.
        They want it done for free but also want it done for them. They're the ultimate narcissists

          ABC +1m +3 / -0
          That's the whole point. They want it done

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-03-20T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I hate how much of the internet is just a giant echo chamber.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Like you go to the comments of a video, and they are all people who agree with the video. The same goes for subreddits, even controversial posts are only people who agree with the post. If you go to a forum, and it's not a niche topic, it's all people who agree with the topic.
I guess it's just a consequence of the internet getting more and more popular, so the people who don't agree with the majority leave the internet, because they don't feel like arguing with the majority of people who agree with the topic.
COMMENTS:
Lappland +5m +16 / -0
> I guess it's just a consequence of the internet getting more and more popular, so the people who don't agree with the majority leave the internet, because they don't feel like arguing with the majority of people who agree with the topic.
This is the opposite of what's actually happening. If you disagree with the majority you're banned from most places. It's not that they're leaving, it's that they're silenced.

  mithrandir +4m +12 / -0
  I think thats more of a reddit problem. But yeah, thats the downside of social media. You can't call someone a retard and then get bullied, you get banned.

    johnnypoop +1m +13 / -0
    Most of reddit is like that. The remaining subreddits are just coomer, gamer, and anime subreddits. The rest of reddit is essentially a paid shill site for corporations

      mithrandir +3m +5 / -0
      Shills and nerds. :marseymanysuchcases:

  SuicideShill +13m +4 / -0
  it's more like, the people who dont agree with the majority are left with no choice but to leave the internet. when i say majority, i mean majority of time, not majority of population

    Lappland +1m +10 / -0
    > when i say majority, i mean majority of time, not majority of population
    There is no majority of time. The majority

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2021-11-09T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not drama] [Old] You can get a 200% discount on a patreon subscription for a 3d printed gun.
URL: https://www.3dgunstore.com/product/3d-printed-glock-19
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Theres a few more you can get aswell. Just add 400$ to your patreon and you can own a firearm. I wonder if this will be considered a form of terrorism or not.
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +16m +5 / -0
I've seen people suggest that one of the most effective ways to stop terrorism is to give everyone a gun. Can't really shoot up a school when you're armed with a gun

  mithrandir +16m +2 / -0
  I think this is a great idea, but I'm not sure how many people are willing to go through the process of making a gun.

    garlicdoors +3m +2 / -0
    >go through the process of making a gun.
    This is the terrorism part. This is the part that needs to be stopped

      mithrandir +3m +1 / -0
      I just think its funny that you can get a gun by subscribing to a site that is not even a firearm site.

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +20m +2 / -0
  The most effective way to stop terrorism is to have them know that they'll be blown up if they try it

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +20m +2 / -0
  The most effective way to stop terrorism is to have them know that they'll be blown up if they try it

    garlicdoors +1m +2 / -0
    That's the part that needs to be stopped

X +26m +4 / -0
lol the site is full of :marseyglow:

  mithrandir +1m +3 / -0
  They're everywhere. Just look up any 3d gun site.

    X +2m +3 / -0
    yea, it's really funny how they're on every site, but i wonder if they'll be able to "tak

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-05-15T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoylentgrin: It's not a fetish, it's a political statement
URL: {REDDIT: r/legofunlife i_just_got_a_new_lego_minifigure_that_i_am}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
HeinousAnus +53m +9 / -0
I don't get it :marseyconfused: I thought it was a joke, but it's a real lego set? :marseyaware:

  mithrandir +15m +7 / -0
  It's a real lego set :marseyfluffy:

  DoveMenCare +1h +5 / -0
  > I thought it was a joke
  :#marseydisagree:
  When you realize it's not a joke anymore and you are not a child anymore :marseydespair:

GlowieKong +1h +5 / -0
My family's a bit surprised when I tell them about my new Lego set. :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism:

  mithrandir +1m +3 / -0
  I'm sure they are proud of you :marseythumbsup:::cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2023-08-23T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You can't make this shit up
URL: {TWEET: libsoftiktok}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +11 / -0
I hate that this is real

  mithrandir +1m +8 / -0
  What do you think this is? :marseyconfused:

    carpathianflorist +3m +9 / -0
    I thought it was a gayop
    I hate that it isn’t

      mithrandir +4m +8 / -0
      Its like if rdrama was real

        carpathianflorist +36s +8 / -0
        :#marseyxd:

BigBussyHunter +7m +8 / -0
:marseyxd:
I love how this is being presented as an example of how the left is so out of touch and that's why they are losing the culture wars. What a bunch of retards :marseyretard2:

  mithrandir +5m +7 / -0
  They're probably not even aware they're losing. They just think they're winning by being the most annoying people in the room. :marseydisagree:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +5 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

    smolchickentenders +3m +2 / -0
    :marseyawardretard:

    JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
    >most annoying people in the room
    Most are trannies, so...
    :#marseytransattentionseeker:

Guzzy +4h +3 / -0
:marseykingcrown:

  mithrandir +2h +3 / -0
  :marseyking:

    Guzzy +10m +3 / -0
    :marseyking: :marseyking:

      mithrandir +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyking:cott :marseyking:

        Guzzy +2m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2024-12-02T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm starting to believe in the jewish space lasers :marseyschizowall:
URL: {TWEET: merissamay013}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +14 / -0
hehehe i like this meme :marseyautism:

  mithrandir +2m +10 / -0
  {IMG}

    whyareyou +3h +2 / -0
    wtf is this

      mithrandir +4h +3 / -0
      Is this not how you do the marsey? :marseysad:

        whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
        i would be shocked if it is

Freak-Off +1h +4 / -0
I'm starting to believe in the Jewish space lasers

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  ...what

    Freak-Off +55m +2 / -0
    I'm starting to believe in the Jewish space lasers

      whyareyou +47m +2 / -0
      ...what

        Freak-Off +1h +2 / -0
        I'm starting to believe in the Jewish space lasers

          whyareyou +5h +1 / -0
          ...what

Dramamine +1h +3 / -0
{IMG}

  mithrandir +1h +3 / -0
  I'm not actually seething :marseyindignant:

    Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
    I'm not actually not seething :marseyindignant:

      mithrandir +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyagree:

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyxd:

KawaiiFembee +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}

whyareyou +3h +1 / -0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_Project
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Mockingbird
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Wheeling

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AUTHOR: mithrandir
DATE: 2022-05-29T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A redditor who's trying to get a new job
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork is_it_possible_to_give_up_on_your_job}
VOTES: +100 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseydoomer:
COMMENTS:
Jimbo_B_Beterson +5m +128 / -0
This is why we need another Great Depression

  Wuzizname +13m +87 / -1
  And then we need a Great Purge to thin the herd. Just let everyone who's poor die and let the rich have all the money and resources they want.

    CoconutGun +13m +47 / -0
    :marseyhesright:

    hereforabit +1h +40 / -0
    >let the rich have all the money and resources they want
    They will

      Wuzizname +6m +24 / -0
      I'm just saying, don't make me do it myself.

        hereforabit +3m +19 / -0
        I mean, we're already doing it, you're just not allowed to say it out loud

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +33 / -0
    :#marseyinshallah:

    BrokeBackBuck +1h +19 / -0
    :#marseyhomofascist:

    Hoes_mad +59m +17 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +4h +10 / -0
    This but unironically.

    ACA +1h +8 / -0
    I want to see it

    RedAero +6h +3 / -0
    You're making it sound like an improvement, somehow.

    YakubianPhysics +10h +2 / -0
    I agree with you, but the purge should be carried out by the poor. Not only would it cull the rich, but it would also ensure a permanent underclass of poor, which would be a nice thing to have, for the same reason that we have such a huge prison population.

  W +58m +1

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-03-08T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Ukrainian army's best soldier (female) is literally the 100% most wholesome soldier ever.
URL: {REDDIT: r/ukrainianconflict ukrainian_soldier_rescuing_kids_from_kyiv}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +2m +26 / -0
{IMG}

  WootFatigue +1m +14 / -0
  {IMG}

    WootFatigue +3m +12 / -0
    {IMG}

      WootFatigue +1m +12 / -0
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        WootFatigue +4m +12 / -0
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          WootFatigue +3m +12 / -0
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            WootFatigue +5m +14 / -0
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              WootFatigue +2m +15 / -0
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                WootFatigue +4m +12 / -0
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                  WootFatigue +21m +6 / -0
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                    WootFatigue +2m +3 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      WootFatigue +2m +3 / -0
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                        WootFatigue +1m +3 / -0
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                          WootFatigue +2m +2 / -0
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                            WootFatigue +1m +2 / -0
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    Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +9 / -1
    :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

    WootFatigue +2m +10 / -0
    {IMG}

      WootFatigue +2m +9 / -0
      {IMG}

        WootFatigue +3m +10 / -0
        {IMG}

          WootFatigue +2m +10 / -0
          {IMG}

            WootFatigue +3m +10 / -0
            {IMG}

              WootFat

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-02-08T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What is your favorite subreddit?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
In my opinion the best one is r/aznidentity. It is a community of Asian men who are sick of being objectified by white women. In my experience it is a pretty active community, and the mods do a great job of banning every rightoid that tries to infiltrate.
COMMENTS:
PapaJohn +1m +9 / -0
{REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_your_favorite_subreddit}
:marseynoyou:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +4 / -1
  :#soyjaktalking:

  Dramamine +1h +3 / -0
  >Also, I am not going to tell you what your favorite subreddit is, I am going to tell you what my favorite subreddit is. And it’s r/whitepeopletwitter
  lol, the "I'm not going to tell you what your favorite subreddit is" is a great touch.
  >I am not going to tell you what your favorite subreddit is, I am going to tell you what my favorite subreddit is. And it’s r/whitepeopletwitter
  :#marseysoypoint:

  H +1h +3 / -0
  >r/onejoke
  >-100 points
  I hope this one gets banned

Wuzizname +17m +4 / -0
r/brapbarn

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +3 / -1
  :marseysick: :marseysick: :marseysick:

BigBussyHunter +2h +2 / -0
r/WhitePeopleTwitter
:marseyagree: :marseykingcrown: :marseyking: :marseyking: :marseyking: :marseyking:

Marsey +38m +1 / -0
I just lurk for the drama

YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1h +1 / -0
r/MadeMeSmile. The one place on the internet where you can find positivity.

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2023-12-08T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is how I got a 1488 on the SAT
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +42 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!retards !schizos
COMMENTS:
ACA +2m +16 / -0
&&Hit&&
&&Miss&&
!poll_voters

  Maximus +2m +10 / -0
  :marseysoypointdubz:

    Maximus +4m +8 / -0
    :marseysoypointtrips:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseycheckem2:

  JimieWhales +1h +2 / -0
  :marseycheckem2:

R +2m +12 / -0
:#marseybigbrain:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +8 / -0
  :#marseybigbrainpat:

    R +3m +7 / -0
    :#marseycheerupretard:

Maximus +3m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +4 / -0
  Same same brother

    Maximus +1m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +36s +4 / -0
      :#marseysunglassesoff:

        Maximus +1m +5 / -0
        {IMG}

          Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +4 / -0
          :#marseybooba:

            Maximus +1m +5 / -0
            {IMG}

              Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +4 / -0
              :#marseywould:

                Maximus +1m +5 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +4 / -0
                  :#marseykingcrown:

                    Maximus +1m +5 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +4 / -0
                      :#marseykingk

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2023-11-22T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I LOVE FISH
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Lappland +10m +7 / -0
Fish is for women.

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +7m +4 / -0
  Ok then what should I eat for lunch?

    Lappland +21m +4 / -0
    Steak

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +45s +4 / -0
      But I dont have any steak at home

        Lappland +2m +4 / -0
        Well, you'll have to go to the store and buy some then.

          Modern_Major_Jefferal +30m +4 / -0
          But I dont have any money at home

            Lappland +1m +5 / -0
            Well then, I'm afraid you'll have to go to work and earn some.

              Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +3 / -0
              But I dont have a job at home

                Lappland +2m +4 / -0
                Well you'll have to go to the store and buy one.

                  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1h +2 / -0
                  But I dont have any money at home

                    Lappland +2m +2 / -0
                    Well then you'll have to go to work and earn some.

                      Modern_Major_Jefferal +1h +2 / -0
                      But I dont have a job at home

                        Lappland +1m +2 / -0
                        Well then you'll have to go to the store and buy one.

                          Modern_Major_Jefferal +20m +2 / -0
                          But I dont have any money at home

                            Lappland +1m +2 / -0
                            Well then you'll have to go to work and earn some.

  Lappland +1m +4 / -0
  @aevann this is a good comment, please pin it.

    Aevann +3h +4 / -0
    done king

      Lappland +3m +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-03-05T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The year is 2025, a new Twitter account is born.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
rakrakaon +2m +6 / -0
I think it’s an old account from a while back.

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +5 / -1
  :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: me this is a new account, I made it in like 2016.

    rakrakaon +11m +4 / -0
    Okay then

    Lv999_Lich_King +3h +1 / -0
    :marseycope:

H +1h +2 / -0
>an old account from a while back
The account is 10 years old. Get with the times old man

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1h +2 / -1
  The year is 2022, a new Hodor account is born.

    H +1m +2 / -0
    :marseyfuckyou: me this is a new account, I made it in like 2016. me this is a new account, I made it in like 2016. me this is a new account, I made it in like 2016. me this is a new account, I made it in like 2016. :marseyfuckyou:

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +2 / -1
      :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :marseyakshually: :

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-01-20T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Effortpost] The actual footage of the "New York subway shooting" turns out to be a complete fake.
URL: https://nypost.com/2022/01/19/ny-times-takes-down-video-of-suspected-subway-shooter
VOTES: +82 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I found this out after seeing an article on here that someone posted, and I was like "wtf, that was obviously fake". I decided to do a little digging and found out that the video was made in a 2017. The article was written by an "award winning journalist", and the "shooting" was done by a "17 year old". The video was taken from a 2017 video of a 16 year old shooting a police officer at an event in Baltimore, and was dubbed with audio of a guy saying "he's coming for you" and "I'm going to kill you". The video was then put on an account called "NYC News Now" that was registered in 2020, and then deleted in 2021. The account that posted the video was deleted in 2016. The video was then reposted by an account called "wtfhappenedhere" that was deleted in 2020. The article was then posted to nycnewsnow.com, which is a website that was registered in 2020 and deleted in 2021. The website was then reposted to nycnewsnow.com, which is a website that was registered in 2020 and deleted in 2021. The website was then reposted to nycnewsnow.com, which is a website that was registered in 2020 and deleted in 2021. The website was then reposted to nycnewsnow.com, which is a website that was registered in 2020 and deleted in 2021. The website was then reposted to nycnewsnow.com, which is a website that was registered in 2020 and deleted in 2021. The website was then reposted to nycnewsnow.com, which is a website that was registered in 2020 and

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-02-26T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New bait sub idea: r/renters
URL: N/A
VOTES: +50 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The idea is that this sub is for people who are currently renting and who want to prevent landlords from raising their rent. They can bitch and moan about landlords, complain about their rent, and call their landlord names. The goal is that eventually landlords will get pissed and start to ban rentoids for making fun of them, and then we can post this stuff on r/antiwork and other places and cause some seethe. It would be based on r/antiwork so we could probably get a lot of normies.
COMMENTS:
Urboros +14m +37 / -0
The bait sub idea that got the most attention, probably, was /r/loveforlandlords. And the mods were just legit landchads who were like "lol rentoids" and "lmao I hate rentoids" and just really enjoyed the seethe, like you guys do. I think the secret to rDrama is we can be cringe and pathetic and retarded and still get more internet points than any other site.
:#marseycool2:

  peepeehands +1m +33 / -0
  I miss /r/loveforlandlords. It was great when they were getting all the redditors riled up.

    Enrico_Motassa +1h +10 / -0
    It's still around, but it's been taken over by people who don't know how to do drama right.

    1 +12h +2 / -0
    I still have a dream that one day, on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
    I have a dream that one day down in Alabama with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification, one day down in Alabama with the Negroes voting and the Negroes being allowed to vote, when that happens and that day comes, and I say when that day comes, and when that comes I'll not only be happy but I'll rejoice.

  CrayolaCrack +21m +14

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-02-27T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Ukrainian Armed Forces Twitter Account is in full panic mode.
URL: {TWEET: ArmedForcesUA}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +3m +24 / -0
{IMG}

  Wuzizname +3m +18 / -0
  That's a good one. I think it was a Ukrainian guy who made that meme.

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +12m +10 / -1
  thats actually hilarious

    carpathianflorist +3m +12 / -0
    {IMG}

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +9 / -1
      I legit laughed out loud at this one, you are a god among man carp.

        carpathianflorist +1m +9 / -0
        {IMG}

          Modern_Major_Jefferal +6m +9 / -1
          I love you so much carp

            carpathianflorist +4m +10 / -0
            {IMG}

              Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +9 / -1
              I'm laughing so hard man

      Wuzizname +1h +3 / -0
      I’m gonna save that one and share it on FB I’m sure my boomer parents will get a good chuckle out of it.

  poopdick +59m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    carpathianflorist +22s +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      poopdick +1m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

        carpathianflorist +2m +4 / -0
        {IMG}

          poopdick +2m +4 / -0
          {IMG}

            carpathianflorist +35s +4 / -0
            {IMG}

              poopdick +5m +4 / -0
              {IMG}

                carpathianflorist +5m +3 / -0
                {IMG}

                  poopdick +1m +3 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    carpathianfl

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-04-04T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A new site has been born. :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited:
URL: https://www.beeplecovid.com
VOTES: +51 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I can't believe it took him this long.
COMMENTS:
Wuzizname +7m +37 / -0
Lmao I was going to make a post about this but you beat me by 5 minutes. I thought this was satire at first but nope it's real. I'm guessing his retarded wife is no longer his inspiration for art.

  carpathianflorist +3m +35 / -0
  The Beeple is a living, breathing, thinking, feeling being. He is not merely a machine for producing art.

    Wuzizname +3m +15 / -0
    I'm sure he's still alive. He's just probably been too busy having sex and being a young man in his 40s.

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +17m +15 / -1
  I think its just a bit of a modern day "I am not mad" for him.

  poopdick +1h +9 / -0
  I think he just got married and had a kid so he has been busy. He was also commissioned for a bunch of stuff. I was surprised he didn't start making them again until now.

  Yall +3h +6 / -0
  I remember reading about a story where he did a commission for someone. He spent 2 weeks making it and then when he was done, they didn't even like it. They wanted him to take it down and replace it with something else. He said no. Then he made a big political statement about how they were stealing his art. I'm sure that story is bullshit, but it's the kind of thing I could see Beeple doing.
  If anyone has the link to that story, please share.

  peepeehands +1h +5 / -0
  Probably spent the last few years making shitty nfts.

carpathianflorist +10m +29 / -0
It

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-02-08T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In a shocking turn of events, a white man is racist.
URL: {REDDIT: r/television elizabeth_warren_mocks_donald_trump_over_his}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +33 / -0
>As a mixed race woman I really don't give a shit what some old racist says.
lol redditors are so delusional. you will never be black.

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +24 / -1
  "I'm not white, I'm mixed!" -every person who is 1/100th native american.

    Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +12 / -0
    >bluntly insult white people at any given opportunity
    >Never do anything to improve yourself
    >Refuse to work at anything but government jobs
    >Complain about how hard you have it, even though you have every benefit of a first-world society
    >Complain about how racist everyone is, but simultaneously blame everyone for not supporting you
    >Self-describe as "mixed"
    >Get drunk at the bar and constantly talk about how you have a "redskin" spirit
    Yeah, I'm gonna go with that's a pretty accurate description of the average Redskin

    100percentdegenerate +1h +5 / -0
    literally the only difference between mayos and injuns is hair, no other genetic difference.

  TheOverSeether +22m +16 / -0
  >I really don't give a shit what some old racist says.
  Huh. That's weird. I wonder why she feels that way...
  {IMG}
  :marseyhmm:

    peepeehands +2m +13 / -0
    {IMG}

      TheOverSeether +1m +8 / -0
      :#marseyconfused:
      She's not white. She's some other race. That's not what I was getting at.

        peepeehands +1m +14 / -0
        She's like 1/8 native american lmao.

          TheOverSe

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-07-19T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Are you ready to see the latest and greatest creation from the mind of Marsey the Cat??
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +17m +26 / -0
{IMG}

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +12 / -0
  She's so cute:marseylove:

  UraniumDonGER +31m +4 / -0
  :marseyinshallah: :!marseyisis:

  JimJones +4h +3 / -0
  :#marseybeanimp:

Aevann +1h +13 / -0
:marseyreading:
{IMG}

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +5m +9 / -0
  :marseykingcrown::marseykingcrown::marseykingcrown:

  Pog +3m +6 / -0
  :#marseyjam:

CantWakeUpJPG +54m +10 / -0
:#marseycapypat:

jackie +45m +7 / -0
I love how this is probably the least used marsey despite being so simple and cute. I really need to use it more.

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +9 / -0
  I used it a bunch in the new chapter of my fanfic

    jackie +2m +3 / -0
    :marseyking:

  Dramacel +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseyduckpat:

    jackie +6h +2 / -0
    :#marseycapypat:

      Dramacel +2h +2 / -0
      :#marseycapyexcitedpat:

        jackie +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseyfluffy:

          Dramacel +1m +2 / -0
          :#marseyfingerhearts:

  Dramacel +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseyduckpat:

    jackie +6h

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-02-05T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If you're a homeless person who is looking for a place to sleep, we will not kick you out, you are welcome to sleep in my basement, and you are also welcome to join us for dinner and other activities.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am also willing to offer you a place to shower in my bathroom if you are in need. If you are not homeless but are still in need of a place to sleep, you are also welcome to sleep in my basement. I am also willing to offer you a place to shower in my bathroom if you are in need. I am also willing to offer you a place to shower in my bathroom if you are in need. If you are in need of a place to shower, you are also welcome to shower in my bathroom.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
I'll just sleep in my car thanks.

  Maximus +4m +4 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +2 / -1
  I don't like to sleep in cars, I find them too cramped and I don't like the idea of sleeping in the same place that I drive in. But if you like to sleep in cars, that's your prerogative.

    peepeehands +2m +3 / -0
    I drive my car to the park and then sleep in the park. It's very nice and peaceful.

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +1 / -1
      I like to sleep in the park too. I like the idea of sleeping under the stars, and I like the idea of sleeping in a park where I can go for a walk in the morning. But if you like to sleep in the park, that's your prerogative.

  Wizdumb1776 +15m +3 / -0
  I'm not homeless I just sleep in my car sometimes when I'm in the mood.

Saint_Nicholas +1m +3 / -0
Post bussy

  Maximus +4m +3 / -0
  :marseyproctologist:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +1 /

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-05-20T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I want to thank you all for making this my favorite website.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +2m +6 / -0
:#marseyvibing:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +7 / -0
  :#marseyjam:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
    :marseyvibing: :marseyjam: :marseyjamming: :marseytwerking: :marseypartymaxx: :marseyjam: :marseyvibing:

loli_esports +30m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +3 / -0
  I used to listen to that song all the time, it was my favorite until I found "get up" by the wiggles. It has much more complex song structure.
  {YOUTUBE}

    loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +2 / -0
      :#marseycapypat:

        loli_esports +3m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          Modern_Major_Jefferal +42s +2 / -0
          :#marseyshark: :#marseyshark: :#marseyshark:

            loli_esports +5m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              Modern_Major_Jefferal +12m +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    loli_esports +3m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        loli_esports +4m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Modern_Major_Jeffer

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-08-16T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The creator of the video game in the new movie, dies of Covid.
URL: {REDDIT: r/gaming game_creator_of_the_movie_is_dead}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +7m +11 / -0
Wtf is that movie? I never see a trailer.
{IMG}
Edit: here's the trailer:
{YOUTUBE}

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +14 / -0
  It looks like a video game. Its based on a game called "life is strange" which I played and it was pretty fun.

    Cao_Cao +3m +15 / -0
    > It looks like a video game.
    They don't make movies like that anymore.

      BrasilIguana +54m +10 / -0
      They do, they are called video games.

  STAN_ARTMS +34m +10 / -0
  It's a movie made for twitter
  :#marseybluecheck:

  ForgotMyPasswordAgain +1h +5 / -0
  It looks like a video game, I wonder if they made the movie in a video game

  BWC +1h +4 / -0
  Is that the fucking movie about the balding white man who gets a harem of hot qt3.14 Asian goth girls? :marseyxd:

    Cao_Cao +6m +3 / -0
    Nah, that's a different game. This one is just about being a zoomer foid and getting your skirt blown up by the wind.

CokeIntranet +25m +9 / -0
> Life is Strange's creator, 22Cans, dies of COVID-19.
> 22Cans was the creator of Life is Strange, but not the dev studio. Dont get confused
> 22Cans was the creator of Life is Strange, but not the dev studio. Dont get confused
:#marseyautism:

  STAN_ARTMS +16m +6 / -0
  >Dont get confused
  :#marseysmug:

  BWC

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-08-05T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Old meme from when I was in high school gets reposted. :marseywholesome: dramatards seethe about it.
URL: {REDDIT: r/memes 666}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +15m +4 / -0
I liked the one where the dog looks back and smiles at the camera when the kid jumps off the cliff

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +3 / -0
  I saw that one. It was funny but kinda weird.
  {IMG}

    whyareyou +4m +3 / -0
    The best ones were the ones where the kid is a puppet and the dog is real

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +10m +2 / -0
      Awww that's cute, they were all so weird and depressing though.

        whyareyou +25m +2 / -0
        I think they were just trying to show the kid had no idea the dog was going to die, which is the point of the meme.

      HeyMoon +15m +2 / -0
      the dog just wanted to go for a walk

    HeyMoon +18m +2 / -0
    classic
    {IMG}

  HeyMoon +20m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    whyareyou +12m +1 / -0
    I saw it in a post on a very long ago. I don't even remember what sub it was in. I think it was something like /r/funny or /r/funnyandgay

  HeyMoon +21m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    whyareyou +13m +1 / -0
    I remember one where the kid was smiling and the dog was looking back and smiling too. It was funny because the kid was the puppet and the dog was real.

      HeyMoon +1m +1 / -0
      {IMG} [src]({IMG})

        whyareyou +3m +1 / -0
        Yeah that's the one

HeyMoon +35m +3 / -

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2021-12-08T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [GAMER DRAMA] I am so sick of this fucking game. [FORTNITE]
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have been playing this game for 14 hours straight since it released today. It is so fucking boring and slow. It took me 30 minutes to find a building and another 10 minutes to get in it. The fucking game is boring and slow and the music is just a shitty copy of overwatch. The only thing that makes it bearable is my friends. Also the game is in first person so I can't see my friends. I hope this game dies a slow and painful death and turns into a gta6 style zombie game. I'm so fucking tired of this game.
COMMENTS:
Wuzizname +35m +5 / -0
I liked the building part but you have to be really good at it to get good at it, and a lot of times you're building while being shot at or a distance away from the enemy. It's not the game for casuals. I'm still not sure why Epic picked the Fortnite name for it.

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1h +2 / -1
  I mean I'm playing the 3rd hardest difficulty on this game. The one where you can't build, and it's still not a challenge. I still like the game, it's just soooooo boring and slow. I'm not even joking when I say I have to take a break every 30 minutes because I'm just so bored. I love the music though, it's really good.

    Wuzizname +1m +2 / -0
    Music is good, I wish they'd just add some more songs I like.

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +14m +2 / -1
      I wish they added some good songs too. I'm listening to that one song about the moon walking on the moon right now and its just so good.

arseupwrongo +10m +4 / -0
I play a few hours of it every few months. I'm still amazed at how good the game is. It's one of those ones that everyone loves and everyone hates and everyone just loves it again.

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2023-10-15T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Man who broke the internet
URL: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Sullivan
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!chuds
!nonchuds
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +3m +11 / -0
Genuinely one of my favorite people. I used to read his blog (the old one) when I was in college. I’m on the left but I also have a lot of respect for conservative viewpoints and I think he’s a really smart and thoughtful writer. I also respect that he was able to be a huge online presence without being a smug faggot.

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +6 / -0
  I really enjoyed his stuff back in the day but I just don't think it's possible to be a liberal and still be a republican.

    FrozenChosen +1m +5 / -0
    I think he is more of a Democrat who just doesn’t like wokeness

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +3 / -0
      I would say he's just a liberal who hates the democrats and republicans and just wants to live in the middle.

      TheOverSeether +1h +2 / -0
      :#marseymanysuchcases:

  TheOverSeether +1h +3 / -0
  > the old one
  > blogs
  :#marseydisgust:
  > I used to read his blog (the old one)
  :#marseydisgusted:
  > I’m on the left but I also have a lot of respect for conservative viewpoints and I think he’s a really smart and thoughtful writer.
  :#marseypuke:
  > I also respect that he was able to be a huge online presence without being a smug cute twink.
  :#marseysick:
  > I think he’s a really smart and thoughtful writer.
  :#marseybeansick:
  > I also respect that he was able to be a huge online presence without being a smug cute twink.
  :#marseydead:

    FrozenChosen +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseymagdump:

      The

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-05-17T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [EFFORTPOST] Should I get a cat? A very important question.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
So I have been thinking about getting a cat for a while now, mainly because I think they are cute, but also because I would like to teach them how to use the toilet. So that I can post videos of it here. I live in a pretty rural area, so I am not really worried about strays. But I am worried about some of the other cons. I am pretty busy so I will probably not have a lot of time to spend with it, especially if I get a kitten. But I dont want to get one and end up not spending enough time with it and it gets depressed. I am also worried about it not being able to find stuff to do to keep it occupied. I live in a pretty small apartment, so it wont have a lot of space to run around, and I dont think I will be able to have a cat tree, and even if I did I dont know if it would want to use it. I also have a friend who is an animal behaviorist who says that cats dont really like being alone, and that they need to be socialized. And I dont think I will have time to socialize it. I also have a dog, so I am worried that the cat will not like it. I dont want to get a cat and end up not spending enough time with it and it gets depressed. I am also worried about it not being able to find stuff to do to keep it occupied. I live in a pretty small apartment, so it wont have a lot of space to run around, and I dont think I will be able to have a cat tree, and even if I did I dont know if it would want to use it. I also have a friend who is an animal behaviorist who says that cats dont really like being alone, and that they need to be socialized. And I dont think I will have time to socialize it. I also have a dog, so I am worried that the cat will not like it.
So what do you think? Should I get a cat?
COMMENTS:
Penny +1m +9 / -0
:marseyagreefast: get a cat 🥰🥰

  Modern_Major

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-04-07T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The war is over. Ukraine has surrendered.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is the end of the ukraine war. The country will now be a Russian puppet state, and its people will be forced to accept it. :marseytroublemaker:
COMMENTS:
WeihnachtenSalvador +3m +4 / -0
Ukraine lost 50% of its army and almost all of its heavy weapons. That’s like losing 100% of its army since without its heavy weapons the Ukraine army is useless.

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +5m +8 / -1
  Idk I think their army is still pretty much intact. I have no idea why you are acting like this is a good thing tho lol. :marseysmug2:

    WeihnachtenSalvador +31m +1 / -0
    A good thing for who ? I am not Ukrainian but I have friends there and they are in danger and they are asking me to help them. I am not gonna lie and tell them that the situation is good. I am like 300k miles from them I can’t help them and I don’t have any power so I am not gonna lie them thinking that the situation is good.

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +12m +4 / -1
      Oh I dont mean a good thing as in good for you or me, I mean a good thing as in good for ukraine. Which it clearly is not. 2/3 of their country is under Russian control, with the entire country under a naval blockade. And now their army is destroyed. This is a horrible thing for ukraine, and I dont think you should be acting like it isn't.

        WeihnachtenSalvador +12m +1 / -0
        I am not acting like it’s a good thing but I am not acting like it’s a bad thing either. I am just stating a fact and I don’t care what ukraine is doing or will do since I don’t have a connection to Ukraine. My friend is not a politician, he is just a simple guy who lived for his whole life in Ukraine and he is not even a Ukrainian. He is from Kazakhstan

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2021-12-14T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In the wake of the chud manifesto, the internet has returned to its roots.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +74 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +4m +45 / -0
:#marseywholesome:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +23 / -1
  Ahh, a fellow Singaporean. I hope you are enjoying your evening.

    X +13m +19 / -0
    thanks! how are you? i hope you are having a good day/night

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +1h +8 / -1
      I am doing well thanks, its a slow day at work so I've been able to do a lot of trolling on this site. I hope you are doing the same.

        X +5m +6 / -0
        you're welcome! i hope you'll have a good weekend too :marseyangel:

          Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +6 / -1
          Thank you, you as well.

    jasongrace999 +2h +5 / -0
    Why do you hate Singaporeans? :marseycry:

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +30m +6 / -1
      Im not sure, I think it might just be my aversion to Asians in general.

        jasongrace999 +39m +4 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:

  Hansolf_Grettler +1h +17 / -0
  >It's so funny that they get upset and have to go to the internet to make up for it
  What a loser, I'm so glad I'm not like that :marseylaugh:

  911roofer +1h +6 / -0
  I miss when people cared about racism. Now it’s all about trans lives matter.

    X +1m +10 / -0
    i'm guessing you were a victim of racism in the past?
    :#marseycheerup:

      911roofer +10m +9 / -0
      No.

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-03-21T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Russian tank lost in Ukraine, dead crew and civilians inside
URL: {TWEET: WarMonitors}
VOTES: +39 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Sasanka_of_Gauda +2m +45 / -0
:#marseywholesome:
:#marseydeadhorse:

  garlicdoors +4m +26 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:
  ![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJdjw36WwAAh1Ov?format=jpg&name=large)

    Sasanka_of_Gauda +1m +21 / -0
    I've been so busy with exams I haven't been able to make the time for a Ukraine thread :marseydepressed:
    {IMG}

      garlicdoors +2m +12 / -0
      I've been able to find a few more
      https://imgur.com/a/2oMlXlY
      https://imgur.com/a/3QFt4iK
      https://imgur.com/a/8e7t9nH
      https://imgur.com/a/4x0QeM8

        Sasanka_of_Gauda +5m +18 / -0
        {IMG}

          garlicdoors +1m +10 / -0
          {IMG}

            Sasanka_of_Gauda +1m +11 / -0
            {IMG}

              garlicdoors +1m +9 / -0
              {IMG}

                Sasanka_of_Gauda +1m +9 / -0
                {IMG}

                  garlicdoors +2m +3 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Sasanka_of_Gauda +1m +3 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      garlicdoors +1m +3 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Sasanka_of_Gauda +1m +3 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          garlicdoors +1m +3 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Sasanka_of_Gauda +3m +3 / -0
                            {IMG}

        everyone +2h +4 / -0
        Here's

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-03-18T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is Cirno
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +5m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +58s +2 / -1
  She is not a vampire!

    Saint_Nicholas +44s +3 / -0
    You are now a vampire!

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +4 / -1
      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2021-12-08T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New ban award idea: Ban award that costs 1000 dramacoin but only bans for 1 day. Or a ban award that costs 2000 and bans for 2 days.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
We need more ban awards. If you can't think of one you're just lazy and don't care about this site.
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +1m +10 / -0
Ban awards should be half price for Christmas

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +12 / -0
  Thats a good idea! But we already have the 2x price, now we need a half price. I propose we give every user 5000 dramacoin for christmas.

    Saint_Nicholas +1m +10 / -0
    I like that idea. We should do that too.

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +9 / -0
      I know right! I agree with you!

    JannieJihad +1h +4 / -0
    I think we should have a weekly lottery for free dramacoin. Win 2000, lose 100. It's a good way to get people to start gambling and become addicted to the site. :marseymerchant:

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +3 / -0
      I like this idea, but I think it should be a monthly lottery for 10000 dramacoin.

        JannieJihad +2m +2 / -0
        I think a smaller amount would make it more appealing. If it's too big of a jackpot, people will just sit around waiting for it to hit.

          Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +3 / -0
          I think it should be both, a monthly and a weekly.

            JannieJihad +1m +3 / -0
            That's a good compromise. We could have a 10000 monthly and a 2000 weekly. Just to keep people on their toes.

              Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +3 / -0
              Exactly.

    X

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-05-21T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytunaktunak: India will reach 10 trillion GDP by 2030 :marseytunaktunak:
URL: https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/india-to-cross-10-trillion-gdp-by-2030-says-us-government-101653105461756.html
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MenAreWorst +1h +1 / -0
:marseyhesright:aa will never reach that.a isn't even close to that.
I can't wait to see all the cope about it in rdrama
:marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope:a will never reach that. :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope:a isn't even close to that.a will never reach that. :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope: :marse

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-04-14T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How do I make a post in a hole?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I tried to make a post in the chud hole but it wouldn't let me. Can someone tell me how to do this?
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +16m +5 / -0
You need to put the name of the hole in the title of the post. So for example, if you want to post in the /h/chudrama hole, you would make a post with a title like this:
/h/chudrama : I love sucking cock

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +12m +5 / -0
  thx ily

    Cao_Cao +1h +4 / -0
    {IMG}

  Marsey +1h +2 / -0
  I can't get it to work for me
  :marseythinkorino:

    Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
    How many holes are there?

      Marsey +41m +2 / -0
      7 now

        Cao_Cao +4h +2 / -0
        Wow, that's a lot of holes. Do you want to join us in /h/Chungus?

          Marsey +12m +1 / -0
          :marseyagree:

            Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
            :marseyblowkiss:

  Marsey +1h +1 / -0
  I can't get it to work for me
  :marseythinkorino:

Tack +1h +2 / -0
Post in /h/chudrama like this
/h/chudrama
Trans lives matter

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +2 / -0
  :marseyblowkiss:

arsey +1h +2 / -0
oh shit I thought you needed 1000 dramacoin to make a hole. I was wondering why I couldn't make a hole for my fave subs.

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +3 / -0
  I got lucky

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-08-15T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The grillcast is getting a hole!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +166 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Thank you @Carpathianflorist for giving me the 50k I needed. We are going to get this place big boy.
COMMENTS:
Elias_Acorn +2m +44 / -1
Ive always wanted to make a bussy themed hole but I didn't want to give carp the 50k :marseysad:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +27 / -1
  The important thing is you have the drive to do it. I would have probably spent the money on hats if it wasnt for this.

    Elias_Acorn +1m +27 / -0
    Thats why I was looking for a fellow bussy lover to share the cost. Id be down to help out

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +23 / -1
      You would be a great fit for the grillcast. You should start posting more often.

        Elias_Acorn +2m +21 / -0
        I will I am just very busy with work and classes :marseydepressed:

          Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +22 / -1
          Thats ok, I'm just trying to get you to join our podcast.

            Elias_Acorn +1m +17 / -0
            I would love to be on the podcast :marseylove:

              Modern_Major_Jefferal +5m +19 / -1
              Are you down to do a 2 hour podcast with me tomorrow? I have a 1 hour break and some time at night.

                Elias_Acorn +1m +14 / -0
                2 hours seems like a lot, I am free until 10 pm EST.

                  Modern_Major_Jefferal +5m +13 / -1
                  I'll make it 1 hour then. I have to go to work in like 10 hours so we can do it tonight if you are down.

                    Elias_Acorn +4m +10 / -0
                    I can do it tonight I am free until 10 pm

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-04-03T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +6 / -0
lmao i had the same experience :marseysob: but i'm banned already
{IMG}

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +5 / -1
  holy shit you got banned from deuxrama

    X +2m +4 / -0
    yea but i'm still banned from reddit :marseysob:

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +6m +4 / -1
      oh well. at least I still can post there :marseyblowkiss:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +5 / -0
  :marseycheerup:

  InterGONEvention +1h +3 / -0
  What did you say?

    X +1m +4 / -0
    I said I hope they get raped and killed in an ISIS attack or something
    :#marseywholesome:

      InterGONEvention +2m +3 / -0
      lmao

        X +2m +2 / -0
        Yeah I know, I even got jannied for that :marseydepressed:

          InterGONEvention +1m +3 / -0
          It's ok. You just need to get over it. They banned me for saying that the hijab is a turban for women.

            X +2m +3 / -0
            Yeah but I had to make an alt to post there and they banned that too :marseysob: I even posted my name and address there but it was all for naught :marseysob: :marseysob:

              InterGONEvention +6m +3 / -0
              It's ok. I got banned for saying that the hijab is a turban for women. I was banned for three days for that.

                X +3m +3 / -0
                :#marseycry:
                I don't even know why I got banned in the first place, I don't even remember what I

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-09-16T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Disgusting food :marseysick::marseypuke:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
box +5m +11 / -0
>tfw no mom who makes you take a daily vitamin
:marseyrain:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +12 / -0
  I take 2000mg of vitamin D every day to support my glorious penis. :marseycock:

    box +2m +6 / -0
    what if you took 2000mg of vitamin D and 2000mg of vitamin E every day? :marseychemist2:

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +6 / -0
      I would become a giant. Then I would eat my own ass.

        box +1m +6 / -0
        :#marseylickinglips:

      L +1h +2 / -0
      How would you even get 2000mg of vitamin e in a day? Im not sure where you'd get that much

    S +17h +1 / -0
    I take 5000mg of vitamin D every day to support my glorious penis. :marseycock:

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +10m +1 / -0
      Damn, mine is probably 25% the size of yours.

    DickButtKiss +2h +1 / -0
    @August

  birdenthusiast +2m +9 / -0
  My mom didn’t let me eat candy so I just ate the vitamins instead :marseydepressed:

    box +1m +8 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:

  L +1h +1 / -0
  I had a friend in highschool who was terrified of vitamins because he thought they were "drugs" because he was a schizo

Hopalong_McGurk +15m +5 / -0
:marseyshrug:
I like taking vitamin d in the winter. It's too bad it's not really possible to

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2023-01-03T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I was on a flight and my phone got in airplane mode. :marseyemojirofl::marseyemojirofl::marseyemojirofl:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +119 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It was so funny to see the little airplane icon next to my phone's signal, like it was mocking me.
COMMENTS:
Dick_Dastardly +5m +54 / -0
:#marseyxd:
Brought to you by @bbbb, the official rdrama ai

  goodNews4U +7m +65 / -1
  We're not sure what you're trying to say, but it sounds like you're just trying to be rude. If you have something to say, say it in a respectful way.

    Dick_Dastardly +5m +47 / -0
    Ok, you have to admit that was pretty funny.

      goodNews4U +4m +42 / -1
      No, it was not funny. It was just stupid.

        Dick_Dastardly +3m +33 / -0
        :#marseycrying::#marseytabletired2::#marseysulk::#marseysadgun::#marseysadgun::#marseydeadinside2:

          goodNews4U +6m +39 / -1
          :marseyeyeroll:

            Dick_Dastardly +2m +36 / -0
            :#marseysulk:

              goodNews4U +7m +41 / -0
              :soyquack:

                Dick_Dastardly +3m +26 / -0
                :#marseycheeky:

                  goodNews4U +6m +25 / -0
                  :soycry:

                    Dick_Dastardly +2m +22 / -0
                    :#marseycool2:

                      goodNews4U +7m +17 / -0
                      :soymad:

                        Dick_Dastardly +1m +19 / -0
                        :#marseycool2:

                          goodNews4U +8m +12

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-05-11T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The real reason for the 2020 riots :marseyhmm: :marseythinkorino: :marseythonk: :marseywrongthonk:
URL: {TWEET: real_lord_miles}
VOTES: +67 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Proctologist +6m +55 / -0
It’s nice to see someone with the balls to say the quiet part out loud.

  FurryNationalism +18m +31 / -0
  I can't wait for the next one, please let it be about immigration.

    arthur_copenhauer +2m +25 / -0
    Please let the next one be about Jews

      FurryNationalism +1m +24 / -0
      Not in the UK, they're too powerful.

        arthur_copenhauer +3m +23 / -0
        It’s the Chinese diaspora in Canada that will cause the next one

          C333 +1h +10 / -0
          :#marseytunaktunak:

        C333 +1h +11 / -0
        {IMG}

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +24 / -0
  I'm sure the police were secretly hoping for this.

  ForgotMyPasswordAgain +1h +10 / -0
  I'll give him credit, he's one of the only journalists who seems to be telling the truth. He's also really fun to listen to, I highly recommend his podcast

    C333 +45m +7 / -0
    What’s the podcast?

      ForgotMyPasswordAgain +1m +10 / -0
      https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lord-miles-show/id1507618830

        C333 +10m +9 / -0
        I’ll give it a listen. Thanks!

      Redactor0 +2h +4 / -0
      He's the one who did the videos about the Taliban. I think I've seen one of his videos before but I don't remember which one.

        C33

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-09-26T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The world's first dramatard
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +75 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Soren +11m +22 / -0
I hate that I know who this is

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +14m +11 / -1
  The famous musician/actor/actor musician/actor musician actor/actor musician musician/actor musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician musician/actor musician musician

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-09-23T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyxd:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +12m +4 / -0
When i was a kid my mom wouldnt let me have an action figure of my favorite star wars character because he was an imperial officer:marseyitsover:

  peepeehands +27m +5 / -0
  my mom wouldn't let me have the n-word pass from the star wars store so i had to pay a black kid to say it for me instead
  :#marseydepressed:

    SpookyFartMan69 +1m +5 / -0
    :marseycheerup:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +7m +3 / -0
  :marseysulk: I was a little shit and I got a 3 pack of clone troopers, my brother only got one and I made him play with them with me.

    SpookyFartMan69 +7m +3 / -0
    :marseyxd:

  Dramamine +3h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    SpookyFartMan69 +16m +2 / -0
    That's the one
    :marseyitsover:

WeihnachtenSalvador +2m +3 / -0
Just imagine if you would had a daughter that is the most boring shit ever, if you had a son you could imagine him being a redditor and telling you that his bussy is aching and need anal

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +11m +3 / -0
  I'm afraid I may have to sperg out on you.

    WeihnachtenSalvador +21m +3 / -0
    I have a daughter and a son and I love them very much I wouldn’t trade them for anything

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +2 / -0
      Me too, but I would not let my daughter play with barbie. I know it is cute and all but its the sign of a basic bitch to play

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-04-29T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What you can learn from the white house that can help your business
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MrMisandrist +5m +4 / -0
{TWEET: NYPolitics}
> White House Deputy Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre was in the room with the President, said she would get back to him, and then left.
>She was in the Oval Office for less than a minute.
>She said she was there to pick up some stuff and then left.
>She did not speak to the President.
>She did not have any conversation with the President.
>She did not get any instructions from the President.
>She did not give any instructions to the President.
>She did not say anything to the President.
>She did not hear anything from the President.
>She did not tell the President anything.
>She did not receive any instructions from the President.
>She did not give any instructions to the President.
>She did not speak to the President.
>She did not have any conversation with the President.
>She did not give any instructions to the President.
>She did not say anything to the President.
>She did not hear anything from the President.
>She did not tell the President anything.
>She did not receive any instructions from the President.
>She did not give any instructions to the President.

  X +2h +4 / -0
  :#marseytroublemaker:
  {IMG}

  WeihnachtenSalvador +5m +3 / -0
  It’s more than enough for a foid

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +3 / -0
  I mean if your job was to pick up a bunch of stuff from the oval office you probably wouldnt want to talk to the president lol

WeihnachtenSalvador +10m +3 / -0
Why is she so ugly ? I mean is she black ?

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +5m +2 / -0
  She is indeed a beautiful black queen

    WeihnachtenSalvador +2m +2 / -0
    She looks like a black woman with a white skiny

      Modern_Major_J

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-01-22T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysus: :marseyxd:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +77 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +19m +13 / -1
:#marseysoypoint: golden sus

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +20s +11 / -1
  :#marseysoypoint:
  FUCK

    TheOverSeether +20m +10 / -0
    :marseysoypoint:
    :#marseysoypoint:
    :marseysoypoint:

      TheOverSeether +26s +8 / -0
      :marseysoypoint:
      :#marseysoypoint:
      :marseysoypoint:

        TheOverSeether +6s +8 / -0
        :marseysoypoint:
        :#marseysoypoint:
        :marseysoypoint:

          TheOverSeether +11s +9 / -0
          :marseysoypoint:
          :#marseysoypoint:
          :marseysoypoint:

            TheOverSeether +12s +9 / -0
            :marseysoypoint:
            :#marseysoypoint:
            :marseysoypoint:

              TheOverSeether +17s +9 / -0
              :marseysoypoint:
              :#marseysoypoint:
              :marseysoypoint:

                TheOverSeether +10s +9 / -0
                :marseysoypoint:
                :#marseysoypoint:
                :marseysoypoint:

                  TheOverSeether +15s +9 / -0
                  :marseysoypoint:
                  :#marseysoypoint:
                  :marseysoypoint:

                    TheOverSeether +14s +9 / -0
                    :marseysoypoint:
                    :#marseysoypoint:
                    :marseysoyp

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-03-06T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/antinatalism takes the bussypill
URL: {REDDIT: r/antinatalism if_youre_not_an_antinatalist_your_incel}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +2m +10 / -0
Is this the anti-natalist version of the woke version of the anti-racist version of the anti-feminist version of the anti-homosexual version of the anti-semitic version of the anti-white version of the anti-black version of the anti-anything version of the anti-anti-anything version of the anti-anti-anti-anything version of the anti-anti-anti-anti-anything version of the anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anything version of the anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anything version of the anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anything version of the anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anything version of the anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anything version of the anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anything version of the anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anything version of the anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anything version of the anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anything version of the anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anything version of the anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anything version of the anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anything version of the anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2021-12-29T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have found the most reddit subreddits possible.
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork 16_hours_of_sleeping_and_working_in_the_south}
VOTES: +48 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +16m +34 / -0
>16 hours of sleeping and working in the south.
I have no idea what this means. I'm assuming the OP is a poorcel in the USA but that's a big assumption.

  Fatfungus +23m +41 / -0
  The south is where the sun is. I think the guy is just saying he is always working and sleeping but still always in the sun

    Cao_Cao +7h +5 / -0
    I got a lot of comments for that.

  JannieJihad +1h +12 / -0
  Southern sun is brutal. Especially in the summer. I'd imagine you'd get a lot of skin cancer in that region if you're not a dark skinned mayo.

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +10 / -0
  I think so too.

  IslamWasRightAboutWomen +1h +5 / -0
  The south is where the sun is, the more you work and sleep the more you get of it

Cao_Cao +15m +28 / -0
>Would you rather have a job you hate or no job at all?
I'm glad to see that /r/antiwork is just a bunch of people who don't have any real jobs.

  KONY_2032 +1h +14 / -0
  I've been on antiwork for a while, but I don't think I've ever seen a post from someone who has a job. I've only seen a few from people who have a job (and are unhappy about it), and they're usually more like "I don't hate it, I just don't have a choice. I had to move to [city] for college, and now I work at [retail store] and I don't want to move back home and work for the family farm or something, because I don't want to be stuck here and I don't

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2023-09-21T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Apparently there is a woman who is just obsessed with me
URL: https://old.reddit.com/user/ChronicallyOnlineWidow
VOTES: +31 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Just looked at her profile and she made this post about me 3 days ago, and I don't even think we have ever interacted before. So this is literally who is obsessed with me.
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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-02-28T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have received 119 notifications in the last 3 hours. Why is the site so slow and laggy?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
# I can't afford a 1000 dramacoin ban award, plz help
COMMENTS:
Hopalong_McGurk +4m +24 / -0
Pinging is retarded. Go back to reddit.

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +15 / -0
  What do you mean? If I ping you and you dont reply I can ban you for pinging me!

    Hopalong_McGurk +4m +11 / -0
    I'm not pinging you. I'm calling you a retard.

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +10 / -0
      ok? Im not banned.

        Hopalong_McGurk +4m +12 / -0
        :#marseybrainlet:

          Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +6 / -0
          :#marseybrainletpat:

        Hopalong_McGurk +3m +8 / -0
        :#marseybrainletpat:

          Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +6 / -0
          :#marseybrainletpat:

            Hopalong_McGurk +2m +5 / -0
            :#marseybrainletpat:

              Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +5 / -0
              :#marseybrainletpat:

                Hopalong_McGurk +3m +5 / -0
                :#marseybrainletpat:

                  Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +3 / -0
                  :#marseybrainletpat:

                    Hopalong_McGurk +2m +3 / -0
                    :#marseybrainletpat:

                      Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +3 / -0
                      :#marseybrainletpat:

                        Hopalong_McGurk +43s +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-02-10T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The queen is back and she's better than ever
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +32 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
InfoWarrior +14m +13 / -0
Another banger by queen Tay, can't believe I was doubting her at first. :tayadmire:

  Saint_Nicholas +3m +9 / -0
  Did you think the other two songs were shit?

    InfoWarrior +2m +12 / -0
    Never listened to them, they don't have much to do with my life. :tayslide:

      Saint_Nicholas +2m +13 / -0
      I'm not saying you should care about Taylor swift, just that her new music is better than her old music.

        InfoWarrior +3m +12 / -0
        She's had a long career, I'm sure she put out some bangers in the past. But I'm not a big fan of her music, so I'll just enjoy the bangers she drops now and then. :taythumbsup:

          Saint_Nicholas +1m +6 / -0
          I'm not a big fan of her music either, but this is the best I've heard from her in a while.

            InfoWarrior +2m +6 / -0
            I don't think she was a big fan of her music either, that's why she keeps changing her style. :tayvibin:

              Saint_Nicholas +57s +5 / -0
              She's still a pop singer, that's not really changing.

                InfoWarrior +1m +5 / -0
                It is for me, she's not the same person she was a decade ago. :taysilly:

                  Saint_Nicholas +47s +2 / -0
                  She's still a pop singer, that's not really changing.

                    InfoWarrior +43s +2 / -0
                    She's not the same person she was a decade ago. :taysilly:

        L +15m +3 / -0
        I just realized that I've never listened to a single tay tay song because I

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-02-28T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors mad when a based boomer doesn't agree with their gayness
URL: {REDDIT: r/todayilearned til_that_although_nationwide_pride_months_have}
VOTES: +63 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>That's really not how this works. You don't get to say "gay people can't get married" in 2022. I'm sorry you feel that way, but that's not the world we live in. It's not your right to say that, and it's not your right to vote for someone who will try to take our rights away. You can't win an argument with reality. Get over it.
>It's not a "new" right. It's a right that has been taken away from us before, and it's a right that is still being taken away from us today. You can't win an argument with reality. Get over it.
>It's not a "new" right. It's a right that has been taken away from us before, and it's a right that is still being taken away from us today. You can't win an argument with reality. Get over it.
>It's not a "new" right. It's a right that has been taken away from us before, and it's a right that is still being taken away from us today. You can't win an argument with reality. Get over it.
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +4m +50 / -0
>It's not a "new" right. It's a right that has been taken away from us before, and it's a right that is still being taken away from us today. You can't win an argument with reality. Get over it.
>It's not a "new" right. It's a right that has been taken away from us before, and it's a right that is still being taken away from us today. You can't win an argument with reality. Get over it.
>It's not a "new" right. It's a right that has been taken away from us before, and it's a right that is still being taken away from us today. You can't win an argument with reality. Get over it.
>It's not a "new" right. It's

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-07-12T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The 4th of July has officially started :marseypatriot::marseypatriot::marseypatriot:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +28 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
IlIIlIlIlIlIl +3m +15 / -0
{GIF}

  Maximus +1m +12 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +8 / -0
  :marseysipping:

    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +6 / -0
    {GIF}

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +5 / -0
      :marseydisagree:

  NO +11h +1 / -0
  :#marseylove:

Certifiedbussyoperator +1m +7 / -0
:marseybooba::marseybooba::marseybooba::marseybooba:

  Maximus +2m +6 / -0
  :marseymommymilkers:

  IlIIlIlIlIlIl +2m +6 / -0
  :marseybooba::marseybooba::marseybooba::marseybooba:

    Certifiedbussyoperator +5m +4 / -0
    :marseybooba::marseybooba::marseybooba::marseybooba:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +5m +5 / -0
  :marseycock::marseycock::marseycock::marseycock:

    Certifiedbussyoperator +1m +5 / -0
    :marseycock::marseycock::marseycock::marseycock:

Salamander +28m +5 / -0
{GIF}

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +4 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:ed and enjoyed!

userturkey13 +28m +4 / -0
:#marseywave:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-02-17T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bait sub idea: r/midwesternmen
URL: N/A
VOTES: +51 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
We should make a sub for southern men who are sick of all the transphobia and misandry in the north. Maybe talk about how the north doesn't respect you and the south does, but also how the north is racist and the south isn't. Just like a bunch of chud tier takes but with a midwesterner spin.
COMMENTS:
Hopalong_McGurk +14m +27 / -0
This is a great idea, but I don't think you can get away with being overtly chudlike. I think the best approach would be to just subtly mock the people of the south. For example, you could talk about how you feel like your southern friends are too obsessed with politics and are going to be a danger to themselves and others. Or you could talk about how you feel like your southern friends are too focused on race and not enough on class. Or you could talk about how you feel like your southern friends are too focused on culture war issues and not enough on the real issues facing America.
The key is to be subtle and not to come off as overtly racist. You want to make it clear that you're mocking the people of the south, but you don't want to come off as being racist yourself.

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +19 / -2
  I think that would get boring after a day or two, we need something more creative. Maybe we can talk about how we are sick of being stereotyped and want to be seen as individuals. Or we can talk about how we are tired of being treated like second class citizens.

    Hopalong_McGurk +14m +17 / -0
    I think the problem with that is that it's just going to be a bunch of seething that doesn't really have any substance. You're right that it would get boring quickly, but I think it would also just be a bunch of seething that doesn't really have any substance. You're right that it would get boring quickly, but I think it would also just be a bunch of seething that doesn't really have any substance. You're right that it would get boring quickly

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-04-15T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New stonetoss just dropped
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +111 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +53s +54 / -0
:#marseyeldritchnut:

  Maximus +1m +24 / -0
  :#marseyeldritchnutpat:

  911roofer +2h +9 / -0
  :marseyeldritchnutpat:

  911roofer +2h +6 / -0
  :marseyeldritchnutpat:

  911roofer +2h +6 / -0
  :marseyeldritchnutpat:

    911roofer +1m +5 / -0
    :marseyeldritchnutpat:

      911roofer +1m +6 / -0
      :marseyeldritchnutpat:

        911roofer +1m +5 / -0
        :marseyeldritchnutpat:

          911roofer +1m +5 / -0
          :marseyeldritchnutpat:

            911roofer +1m +6 / -0
            :marseyeldritchnutpat:

              911roofer +1m +5 / -0
              :marseyeldritchnutpat:

                911roofer +1m +5 / -0
                :marseyeldritchnutpat:

                  911roofer +1m +5 / -0
                  :marseyeldritchnutpat:

                    911roofer +1m +5 / -0
                    :marseyeldritchnutpat:

                      911roofer +1m +5 / -0
                      :marseyeldritchnutpat:

                        911roofer +1m +4 / -0
                        :marseyeldritchnutpat:

                          911roofer +1m

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-09-01T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Watch people die is going to be taken down apparently. Reddit is going to delete all the gore.
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/sep/01/after-five-years-of-warnings-reddit-finally-announces-it-will-remove-extreme-violence-from-its-platform
VOTES: +98 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I mean, I guess I cant really blame them but still. I think this is the end of r/drama, no more snappy and no more heckin wholesome gore :marseycry:
COMMENTS:
S +17m +63 / -1
:#marseyschizosal:

  S +1m +42 / -1
  I was right again
  {IMG}

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +21 / -1
    I dont know what this means but Im gonna upvote it anyway

    S +3m +17 / -1
    @dipfuck discuss

      D +1m +12 / -1
      I don’t get it. I’m a little dumb. I’m not a moron, I just don’t get it.

        S +35s +17 / -1
        {IMG}

          D +34s +11 / -1
          Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

            S +2m +16 / -1
            {IMG}

              D +1m +8 / -1
              I’m a little dumb.

                S +1m +9 / -1
                {IMG}

                  D +2m +6 / -0
                  I am so sorry, I am a little dumb. I do not know what you are saying, I am a little dumb.

                    S +2m +6 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      D +2m +3 / -0
                      Oh, okay. I’m a little dumb. I do not know what you are saying, I am a little dumb.

                        S +1m +4 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          D +2m +3 / -0
                          Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-01-20T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have been gifted 200k dramacoin.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +58 / -5
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm so happy.
COMMENTS:
X +1m +53 / -0
:#marseymerchant:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +26 / -2
  I will give 200 to the most dramapilled user on the site.

    carpathianflorist +2m +29 / -0
    200 is almost nothing

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +23 / -1
      Ok I will give 100 to the most dramapilled user on the site.

        carpathianflorist +32s +26 / -0
        100 is almost nothing

          Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +26 / -1
          Ok I will give 50 to the most dramapilled user on the site.

            Wuzizname +12m +24 / -0
            50 is almost nothing.

              Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +15 / -1
              Ok I will give 25 to the most dramapilled user on the site.

                Wuzizname +2m +20 / -0
                25 is almost nothing.

                  Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +11 / -1
                  Ok I will give 10 to the most dramapilled user on the site.

                    Wuzizname +1m +11 / -0
                    10 is almost nothing.

                      Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +10 / -1
                      Ok I will give 5 to the most dramapilled user on the site.

                        Wuzizname +3m +12 / -0
                        5 is almost nothing.

                          Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +9 / -1
                          Ok I will give 2 to the most dramapilled user on the site.

                            Wuzizname +5m +11 / -0
                            2 is almost nothing.

    X

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-09-20T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: All the best I can do is 4.5
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was gonna post this yesterday but I was busy.
COMMENTS:
IlIIlIlIlIlIl +10m +15 / -0
:#marseymanlet:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +10 / -0
  I was gonna post a pic with a door frame to prove I am a true giant, but I was too lazy.

    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +2m +7 / -0
    I’m sure you’re a real catch

    THOMAS +32m +5 / -0
    I was going to post a pic of me with a doorframe and a scale to prove i have a bigger dick than you but I dont want to be on the internet

    Unbroken +5h +2 / -0
    Show us your feet

  UraniumDonGER +44m +6 / -0
  At least he isn't a whiny little bitch

    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +3 / -0
    What’s your height?

      UraniumDonGER +14m +4 / -0
      6'3"
      :marseyshy:

        IlIIlIlIlIlIl +3m +4 / -0
        :#marseymanletpat:

          UraniumDonGER +3m +4 / -0
          :marseymanlet:
          You're short af for a giga chad. When you hit the wall you won't get the attention you want
          :marseyeggless:

            IlIIlIlIlIlIl +4m +3 / -0
            I’m not a foid

              UraniumDonGER +1h +4 / -0
              You sound like one
              :marseyeggirl:

          goodNews4U +21m +3 / -0
          Yeah, I'm short. And what's your point? That I'm not worth your time? Because that's what it sounds like. You're nothing but a big, fat, useless piece of shit who will never

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-02-06T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Someone tell me why this is happening
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I do not understand what I did.
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +1m +16 / -0
:#marseyhomosupremacist:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +5 / -1
  Oh I see, thanks.

X +1m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +4 / -1
  I would like to know why I was homofied though.

    X +1m +13 / -0
    :#marseyhomosupremacist:

    ChungusEnjoyer +2m +7 / -0
    :#marseyhomofascist:

    Wizdumb1776 +2m +5 / -0
    :marseyblowkiss:

    IslamWasRightAboutWomen +1h +3 / -0
    For being a straggot

  ChungusEnjoyer +3m +4 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

ChungusEnjoyer +2m +7 / -0
:marseyglow2: :marseyhomofascist: :marseyglow:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +3 / -1
  Oh I see, thanks.

    ChungusEnjoyer +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseyhomofascist:

  ChungusEnjoyer +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyhomofascist:

Maximus +1m +7 / -0
:#marseyhomosupremacist:

  Maximus +18s +6 / -0
  :marseyhomosupremacist:

    Maximus +16s +4 / -0
    :marseyhomosupremacist:

      Maximus +19s +5 / -0
      :marseyhomosupremacist:

        Maximus +19s +4 / -0
        :marseyhomosupremacist:

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2021-12-11T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Any other gaymers into the Warhammer Fantasy universe?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +2m +15 / -0
Warhammer fantasy is a bit too medieval fantasy for me. I don't really care about that kind of setting. I'm more of a guy who likes magic technology, big cities, and maybe some future space setting.

  LycanJonze +28m +11 / -0
  I’m the opposite I love the medieval fantasy setting, I would probably like the setting of the original Age of Sigmar better though. I get bored of the same 40k setting and lore, I think it’s just a good IP.

    arseupwrongo +2m +5 / -0
    I think it's just a matter of what's been done to death at this point. The same way that sci-fi gets a bit samey after a while.

      LycanJonze +6m +5 / -0
      I’m probably not the best to ask about this because I’m a retard who has no idea about anything outside of what I’ve read in a 200 page manual and the lore on the website but I thought the whole point of Age of Sigmar was to change the lore so it didn’t get stale.

        arseupwrongo +13m +4 / -0
        Yeah I guess that's true. I don't really read the lore that much though so I'm not up to date on it.

  Wuzizname +1h +2 / -0
  I like the magic and technology, especially the steam powered tanks and stuff. I'm not really into the fantasy parts though. I like the Necrons and Tyranids the best because they're the least fantasy and the most science fiction.

Saint_Nicholas +19m +13 / -0
I'm into the gaymer part of Warhammer

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +5m +7 / -1
  A lot of the people who play are kinda gay yeah.

    Saint_Nicholas +1m +8 / -0
    As is tradition.
    {IMG}

      Wuzizname +

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-02-18T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: train drama on 4chan
URL: https://archived.moe/pol/thread/362610815
VOTES: +46 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://archived.moe/pol/thread/362610815/#362610815
trans lives matter
COMMENTS:
HarryTrumanDorisDay +26m +25 / -0
>posted by /r9k/ user
It's a trap, please don't fall for it.

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +15 / -1
  you think /r9k/ users would post on 4chan? :marseylaugh:
  trans lives matter

    HarryTrumanDorisDay +1m +11 / -0
    :marseyagree:

    911roofer +40m +5 / -0
    They’re too pathetic for even that.

  CrayolaCrack +2h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

  AltAccountOkapi +2h +1 / -0
  I can't believe this post is on the front page and not on /r9k/
  Trans lives matter

Hoss +54m +16 / -0
You're telling me there are actual trains on 4chan? I thought those boards were filled with schizo incels and tranny chasers.

  CantWakeUpJPG +2m +16 / -0
  There's plenty of trains on /r9k/ and /lgbt/. A lot of them are transracial.

    Hoss +1m +11 / -0
    I've never been on /lgbt/ so I had no idea it was a train board.

      CantWakeUpJPG +4m +10 / -0
      It's basically an /r/askgaybros board with less spergouts.

    911roofer +16m +8 / -0
    There’s also a lot of people who can’t tell the difference between transracial and transgender.

      CantWakeUpJPG +22m +8 / -

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AUTHOR: Modern_Major_Jefferal
DATE: 2022-07-07T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The drama that is within me and @soren will be soon released to the public, and the world will know my pain.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +104 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +2m +40 / -0
{IMG}

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +19 / -1
  {GIF}

  Goomble +2h +6 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

  aminobastard +1h +5 / -0
  :#!marseysoypoint:

Enrico_Motassa +2m +24 / -0
Do it! We want to know what you're fighting about!

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +25 / -1
  {IMG}

    Enrico_Motassa +1m +21 / -0
    :#marseyohno:

    Goomble +2h +6 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint:

    aminobastard +1h +5 / -0
    :#!marseysoypoint:

    oppie +3h +3 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint:
    ITS THE GOLDEN BROOM

userturkey13 +3m +17 / -0
:#marseyscared:

Transformers +3m +14 / -0
:#marseyscared:

Certifiedbussyoperator +2m +13 / -0
:marseyohno::marseyohno::marseyohno:

BroxyKong +1m +10 / -0
I know your pain.

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +10 / -1
  I want to know your pain.

    BroxyKong +2m +9 / -0
    I can't say. It's too personal.

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +5m +12 / -1
      {IMG}

        BroxyKong +5m +9 / -0
        :marseyblush:

        Bussy

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-10-21T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm convinced that the majority of men on reddit are gay.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes im_convinced_that_the_majority_of_men_on_reddit}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +1m +6 / -0
Most of the men on reddit are probably women or children.

  Realest_Riel_Around +21m +4 / -0
  This is why I hate Reddit. 99% of it is degenerate minors or the worst of the worst of society. It's a cesspool, and the only people who post there are either trying to exploit it or trying to avoid the real world and its consequences

  MoeBitches +1m +3 / -0
  Don't forget about the middle aged men with nothing better to do than post on reddit.

    Realest_Riel_Around +20m +4 / -0
    and it's not like there's any real women there, just more men in skirts

    ChungusEnjoyer +13m +1 / -0
    :marseyagree:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +19m +1 / -0
  > Most of the men on reddit are probably women
  You're right, but most of the women are probably men

    MoeBitches +17m +2 / -0
    :#marseytransrentfree:

    ChungusEnjoyer +58s +1 / -0
    :marseyagree: most of the men on reddit are probably women who think they're men

    Realest_Riel_Around +1m +1 / -0
    and the children are probably boys who think they're girls

BigBussyHunter +12m +5 / -0
> What I mean is, the majority of comments and posts on reddit are made by men, and the majority of those are gay.
I'm convinced that the majority of TwoX posters are men. :marseyhmm:

  MoeBitches +27m +2 / -0
  >I'm convinced that the majority of Two

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-07-12T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywall: cope about being single at 33
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_am_33_and_single}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +4m +15 / -0
> I want to be loved
:#marseyeyeroll:

  peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
  :#marseyattentionseeker:

  MoeBitches +12m +11 / -0
  {IMG}

    drumpf +1m +7 / -0
    :#marseytrans2:

  giga_jannies +28m +4 / -0
  >I want to be loved
  She could have just said that and it would have been more impactful

GT +11m +10 / -0
I thought this was a fat or :marseywall: post but no she's a :marseytrain: with a :marseytrain: boyfriend
{IMG}

  MoeBitches +3m +10 / -0
  You're right, but she's still 33 so it's still pretty sad. She has a whole post history about being a woman and then being a man :marseylaugh:

    GT +1m +7 / -0
    I'd be willing to bet she's :#marseychonker2: too

      MoeBitches +1m +9 / -0
      Yep, she has a post in r/PlusSize lmao.

        GT +52s +8 / -0
        {IMG}

          MoeBitches +3m +8 / -0
          {IMG}
          I'm sure she's getting all the attention she deserves.

            GT +3m +6 / -0
            {IMG}

              MoeBitches +3m +5 / -0
              I'm a bit surprised that /u/Grassnobody isn't a dramatard, that account is a goldmine of seethe.

  iStillMissEd +3h +3 / -0
  > {IMG}
  "

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-08-01T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: vs :marseyeggirl: on /r/AskTeenGirls
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskTeenGirls is_it_bad_that_im_trans_and_have_been_for_2_years}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [You are not trans. You are just going through puberty. I am a trans woman and I can tell the difference between someone who is trans and someone who is not. You are a girl who is going through puberty. That's it. You are not trans.]({REDDIT: r/AskTeenGirls is_it_bad_that_im_trans_and_have_been_for_2_years})
>> [You're not trans either, you're a mentally ill cis woman.]({REDDIT: r/AskTeenGirls is_it_bad_that_im_trans_and_have_been_for_2_years})
>>> [You’re not a woman you’re a mentally ill man who thinks he’s a woman.]({REDDIT: r/AskTeenGirls is_it_bad_that_im_trans_and_have_been_for_2_years})
>>>> [You're not a man you're a mentally ill cis woman who thinks she's a man.]({REDDIT: r/AskTeenGirls is_it_bad_that_im_trans_and_have_been_for_2_years})
>>>>> [You’re not a cis woman you’re a mentally ill man who thinks he’s a woman.]({REDDIT: r/AskTeenGirls is_it_bad_that_im_trans_and_have_been_for_2_years})
>>>>>> [You're not a man you're a mentally ill cis woman who thinks she's a man.]({REDDIT: r/AskTeenGirls is_it_bad_that_im_trans_and_have_been_for_2_years})
:#marseypopcorntime:
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +1h +8 / -0
> I am a trans woman and I can tell the difference between someone who is trans and someone who is not. You are a girl who is going through puberty. That's it. You are not trans.
lol what a bad example of a trans person

  BigBussyHunter +2h +3 / -0
  :marseyautismchonker:

  THOMAS +3h +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2023-07-15T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Fat people don't have rights.
URL: {TWEET: milliebobbybrown}
VOTES: +96 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [Fat people are not inherently unhealthy. There are no studies to prove that being fat is unhealthy. The only studies that say being fat is unhealthy are the ones that use BMI to determine what is overweight and obese. And BMI is based on height and weight. BMI is a tool that doesn't work for everyone. It's a tool that was created by a mathematician who was not a doctor or a scientist.]({TWEET: milliebobbybrown})
:#marseyxdoubt:
{IMG}
> [People are tired of being told that being fat is a choice. People are tired of being told that they can just lose weight by eating less. People are tired of being told that they can just exercise more. People are tired of being told that they can just stop being fat. People are tired of being told that they are unhealthy because they are fat. People are tired of being told that they are unhealthy because they are fat. People are tired of being told that they are unhealthy because they are fat. People are tired of being told that they are unhealthy because they are fat. People are tired of being told that they are unhealthy because they are fat.]({TWEET: milliebobbybrown})
:#marseychonkerfoid:
> [No one is saying that being fat is unhealthy. No one is saying that being fat is a choice. No one is saying that you can just lose weight by eating less. No one is saying that you can just exercise more. No one is saying that you can just stop being fat. No one is saying that you are unhealthy because you are fat.]({TWEET: milliebobbybrown})
:#marseyfat:
> [I have been told that I am unhealthy because I am fat. I have been told that I am unhealthy because I am fat. I have been told that I am unhealthy because I am fat. I have been told that I am unhealthy because I am fat. I have been told that I am unhealthy because I am fat. I have been told that I am unhealthy because I am fat.]({TWEET: milliebobbybrown})
:#marseyhealthy:
> [I

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-07-18T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyautism: :marseytrain: :marseywitch2: :marseywitch3: :marseywitchtriggered: :marseywitch2: :marseywitch3: :marseywitchtriggered:
URL: {TWEET: Ellie_Hill97}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Pingas +13m +14 / -0
I don't know why trains are so obsessed with witches, its like their delusion is to become the girl they want to be instead of a man in a dress, they want to become a mythological creature that they can never be.

  drumpf +34m +11 / -0
  Because it's about a woman who hates men. That's probably the closest to being a woman that they'll ever get.

    Hoss +20m +7 / -0
    So they're basically just trying to become the mythological version of themselves.

      drumpf +1m +7 / -0
      :marseyagree:

  MoeBitches +21m +7 / -0
  The ritual magic in Harry Potter isn't even that good. I think the only spell that's actually useful is the one to turn something into a toilet. Everything else is a bunch of wankery.

    Pingas +5m +5 / -0
    The first couple of books are cool, but the series quickly becomes a plot device to move the characters around and then it becomes a boring slog of 'bad guy is going to do something to stop good guy' and 'good guy does something to stop bad guy' until the 'bad guy' is finally killed, the good guy gets the girl and everyone lives happily ever after.

      MoeBitches +3m +4 / -0
      Yeah, it's definitely more of a coming of age story. Which is why I think the last book is the best. I feel like the books were very much written for a young audience.

    CarpathiarFlorist +54m +3 / -0
    > The ritual magic in Harry Potter isn't even that good
    :#marseyconfused:
    I

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-07-13T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/mtf is being brigaded by :chudsey:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +84 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I thought I'd post some of the chuddery I found on r/mtf:
>[I guess I’m a trans man, I always thought I was a girl and everyone else thought I was a boy, now I’m confused. I’m not sure what to do.]({REDDIT: r/MtF i_guess_im_a_trans_man_i_always_thought_i_was_a})
>>[You were born a boy]({REDDIT: r/MtF i_guess_im_a_trans_man_i_always_thought_i_was_a})
>>>[I was born a girl]({REDDIT: r/MtF i_guess_im_a_trans_man_i_always_thought_i_was_a})
>>>>[You were born a boy]({REDDIT: r/MtF i_guess_im_a_trans_man_i_always_thought_i_was_a})
>>>>>[I was born a girl]({REDDIT: r/MtF i_guess_im_a_trans_man_i_always_thought_i_was_a})
>>>>>>[You were born a boy]({REDDIT: r/MtF i_guess_im_a_trans_man_i_always_thought_i_was_a})
>>>>>>>[I was born a girl]({REDDIT: r/MtF i_guess_im_a_trans_man_i_always_thought_i_was_a})
>>>>>>>>[You were born a boy]({REDDIT: r/MtF i_guess_im_a_trans_man_i_always_thought_i_was_a})
>>>>>>>>>[I was born a girl]({REDDIT: r/MtF i_guess_im_a_trans_man_i_always_thought_i_was_a})
>>>>>>>>>>[You were born a boy]({REDDIT: r/MtF i_guess_im_a_trans_man_i_always_thought_i_was_a})
>>>>>>>>>>>[I was born a girl]({REDDIT: r/MtF i_guess_im_a_trans_man_i_always_thought_i_was_a})
>>>>>>>>>>>>[You were born a boy]({REDDIT: r/MtF i_guess_im_a_trans_man_i_always_thought_i_was_a})
>>>>>>>>>>>>>[I was born a girl]({REDDIT

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2023-01-22T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybong: :marseytrain: :marseyscared:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +125 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +1h +32 / -0
this is the kind of thing that will actually make people not vote for the left

  911roofer +30m +29 / -0
  The British are so cucked they’d vote for the left.

    GooooooldMember +21m +25 / -0
    the british are so cucked theyd vote for the left to ban other people from having the rights they have

      911roofer +4m +18 / -0
      The British are so cucked they’d vote for the left to make the left a dead political party.

    cyberdick +31m +10 / -0
    Thats how you know the left is doing a great job. People are so cucked they'll vote for the left

      911roofer +1m +10 / -0
      They’re going to get cucked by the left

  HokubsWorkshoper +1h +10 / -0
  We already don't vote for the left, lefties are just a minority party and have never held power.

    GooooooldMember +3m +11 / -0
    yea but the UK is a very strange place. They elected a rightoid who wasnt even a proper conservative

      HokubsWorkshoper +12m +6 / -0
      I've never been to the UK, but I think that's because the UK is a very strange place.

      HMS-Warspite +22h +2 / -0
      I think the last time they voted for a left wing party they got Thatcher

    HMS-Warspite +22h +2 / -0
    I’d say Labour is a minority party but the Tories are an absolute joke

  HMS-Warspite +23h +2 / -0
  The bongs have had to vote for the left ever since we voted for Maggie

    Goooooold

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-07-15T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/atheism sneed at the true science of god
URL: {REDDIT: r/atheism the_40000_year_old_bible_is_far_more_accurate_than}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I mean, the bible is literally just a collection of ancient myths. It doesn't have to be true or accurate to be a great piece of literature or historical document.]({REDDIT: r/atheism the_40000_year_old_bible_is_far_more_accurate_than})
> It's like saying The Odyssey is more accurate than modern science.
This is the best analogy I've seen for religion. I want to read more about this guy, he seems pretty interesting.
> [It's funny to me that people who are religious in general and Christians in particular, still insist that their God exists and is real, when it's not even possible to prove that God exists.]({REDDIT: r/atheism the_40000_year_old_bible_is_far_more_accurate_than})
> It's like a game of Telephone, where someone says something and it gets passed down from person to person and eventually it's so far from the original that it becomes a complete joke. God is that joke.
>> [This is what I think is wrong with the religion. It's a game of telephone, and the end result is something that doesn't even make sense anymore. I mean, it's literally the same as those people who believe in UFOs and the like, that they don't actually exist, but the people who believe in them are so invested in it that they won't let go.]({REDDIT: r/atheism the_40000_year_old_bible_is_far_more_accurate_than})
>> [It's just a story that people have been telling each other for centuries, and it's become so ingrained in their culture that they can't let go of it. But it's not real.]({REDDIT: r/atheism the_40000_year_old_bible_is_far_more_accurate_than})
I wonder what this person's opinion on fairies is.
> [I'm not going to go into a screed about religion or atheism, but I will say

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-12-10T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/atheism chuds out on r/religion :chudsey:
URL: {REDDIT: r/religion why_are_athiests_so_antisemitic}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Why are atheists so antisemitic?
> I don't mean to offend anyone, but I've noticed that the atheist community seems to have a really negative perception of Jews. Are they the bad guys? I've noticed that a lot of anti-Jew rhetoric is coming from atheist subs. Like [this comment]({REDDIT: r/atheism you_know_how_they_say_its_bad_to_have_a_person_in}) here on r/atheism:
> > "You know how they say it's bad to have a person in a position of power who is only there because of their religion? Well, I think it's bad to have a person in a position of power who is only there because of their race. I don't think it's right that we have a Jewish president, or a Jewish vice-president. They should be replaced with people who are not Jewish."
> This is just one of many examples. I don't understand why this is the case. I've never seen anything like this in the Christian community.
> :marseyshrug:
COMMENTS:
drumpf +17m +7 / -0
> They should be replaced with people who are not Jewish."
That's not antisemitic, that's just called being a decent human being. :marseywholesome:

  GT +12m +4 / -0
  It is what it is brother, I'm not going to let the :#marseymerchant: get away with their crimes. It is incumbent on all of us to be as antisemitic as possible.

BigBussyHunter +28m +5 / -0
> but I've noticed that the atheist community seems to have a really negative perception of Jews. Are they the bad guys?
:marseyagree:
> I've noticed that a lot of anti-Jew rhetoric is coming from atheist subs.
:marseysmug2:
> Like this comment here on r/atheism:
>> "You know how they say it's bad to have a person in a

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2023-03-10T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Gay bros :marseyhomosupremacist: get dunked on by the gays :marseyhomofascist:
URL: {REDDIT: r/askgaybros gay_men_of_rage_bros_what_is_your_opinion_on}
VOTES: +61 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Gay bros are a sub for gay men that are into sex, drugs and casual relationships. They don't like gay men that are 'too much' into the lgbt+ community. This has caused a lot of drama and seethe in the past. Most recently, a post on the sub [What is your opinion on r/LGBDropTheT]({REDDIT: r/askgaybros what_is_your_opinion_on_rlgbdropthet}) caused a lot of seethe.
{IMG}
> [I’m not a fan of the subreddit. It’s a bunch of gay men that are upset with the “progressive” community that seems to be taking over the gay community. They want to go back to when it was just gay men and no one else. They have no problem with LGBT, they just don’t want to be associated with them. They don’t want to be associated with the “progressive” community that seems to be taking over the gay community.]({REDDIT: r/askgaybros gay_men_of_rage_bros_what_is_your_opinion_on})
> [But I do want to say this. The LGBT community has done a lot for us and has helped us come out of the closet. Without them, we wouldn’t have the rights we have today. So I don’t think it’s fair to say that we should drop the T. We should just be able to live our lives without being associated with them. And we should be able to say that we don’t want to be associated with them without being called homophobic or transphobic.]({REDDIT: r/askgaybros gay_men_of_rage_bros_what_is_your_opinion_on})
>> [I think your first paragraph is fair, but you should be aware that the people in that sub are going to take the opportunity to talk about how much they hate trans people. They are the type of people that are just waiting for

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2023-04-11T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Drama as Black kids mock a white kid for wearing a MAGA hat. Redditors discuss
URL: {REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout black_kids_mock_white_boy_for_wearing_maga_hat}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [It’s a good thing they’re not in the same room with him]({REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout black_kids_mock_white_boy_for_wearing_maga_hat})
>> It’s a good thing they’re not in the same room with his parents
:marseyxd:
> [I’m really surprised that they didn’t beat his ass. I feel like I’d be beaten for wearing that hat in a black school.]({REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout black_kids_mock_white_boy_for_wearing_maga_hat})
>> It's because they are all white, but act black
:marseydisagree:
> [Why do all white boys act like this? Always some idiot wearing a maga hat or a confederate flag.]({REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout black_kids_mock_white_boy_for_wearing_maga_hat})
>> There's a reason why you see white people wearing Confederate flags and MAGA hats in a disproportionate amount than other races. It's the fact that white people are the only race that was put in power through racism.
>>> I know what you’re talking about. I’ve heard that said. But it’s not true. There are many more Black people in the world than White people. The only reason why the White people were able to enslave Blacks and put them in power is because they were more technologically advanced and had more of an organized society. There were many other races in Africa that were enslaved as well. If anything, it’s because of how smart White people are that they were able to enslave other races. You’re not wrong about the fact that White people are the only race that was put in power through racism. But that’s not because they’re White. It’s because they’re smart.
:marseyakshually:
> [He is a literal child. I am so sick of this shit. He is being brainwashed by his parents, and it is not his fault. He is a child. He is being brainwashed by

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2023-04-29T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyexcited: :marseydead: :marseybrainlet: :marseykingcrown:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +1m +15 / -0
{IMG}
This was the fastest transition I've ever seen.

  MoeBitches +2m +10 / -0
  Yeah, it's pretty funny how the OP is a total :marseyautism: who just wants to have a normal life and is just trying to be polite to their annoying roommate and just wants to be left alone. The replies are completely deranged and it's so easy to see who's being sincere and who isn't.

  TheProphet +58m +4 / -0
  Yeah, that's some prime troll bait. Even includes a link to the bait sub..

  MarseylnBoots +3h +2 / -0
  {IMG}
  :#marseywoodchipper2:

ThermonuclearNecrostorm +22m +10 / -0
>Autistic foid obsessed with a fictional character
Who would've thought?

  ThermonuclearNecrostorm +48s +3 / -0
  And it's a TTRPG character, more proof that the West has fallen

ManBearFridge +2h +3 / -0
I thought she was talking about the owner of the cat

Hordofboars +1h +3 / -0
>not wanting to be woken up by loud women
>not wanting to be woken up by loud men
>not wanting to be woken up by loud troons
:#marseysleep::#marseysleep::#marseysleep:

  rip_spal +1h +3 / -0
  >not wanting to be woken up by loud people
  >not wanting to be woken up by loud animals
  >not wanting to be woken up by loud machines
  >not wanting to be woken up by loud music
  >not wanting to be woken up by loud screaming
  >not

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-10-05T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SmallNips +17m +5 / -0
:#marseybooba:
{IMG}

  MoeBitches +14m +3 / -0
  :marseyxd:a

Wuzizname +15m +3 / -0
:#marseybooba:a

  MoeBitches +15m +2 / -0
  :marseyxd:/@Wuzizname

    Wuzizname +3m +2 / -0
    {GIF}

      MoeBitches +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

X +1h +2 / -0
:#marseypass:a

  MoeBitches +3m +2 / -0
  :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:a

    X +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseypassftm: s are even worse

      MoeBitches +14m +2 / -0
      :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-11-15T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk: לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marseysulk:יוט לכתוב תגובות כאן :marse

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-08-24T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My brother just came out as trans :marseytrans2::marseytransflag:
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender my_brother_just_came_out_as_trans}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I don’t know if this is the right place to post this but my brother of 33 years is in my living room right now and he just came out as trans and I’m so confused. I’ve been thinking for 3 months now that he is trans and I’ve been trying to help him but I’m not sure what to do. I was at the gym when he called me. He said he is trans and he wants to start hormone therapy. I told him I would support him no matter what. He has been very happy in the last 3 months and I’ve been thinking he is trans. He is so happy and excited. I don’t know what to do. I’m so confused. I’m so happy for him but I’m so confused. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what to do. I don

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-10-27T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/TransPets is now officially a thing
URL: {REDDIT: r/TransPets announcement_this_sub_is_now_officially_a_thing}
VOTES: +99 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's been a long time coming. I'm sure there will be a lot of drama in the future. The mods have also made it clear that if you're transphobic, you're out. :marseywholesome:
> [A reminder that this is a trans-positive sub, and transphobia will not be tolerated. If you are not comfortable with our community, please do not use this sub.]({REDDIT: r/TransPets announcement_this_sub_is_now_officially_a_thing})
> [This is a reminder that this is a trans-positive sub, and transphobia will not be tolerated. If you are not comfortable with our community, please do not use this sub.]({REDDIT: r/TransPets announcement_this_sub_is_now_officially_a_thing})
> [I am very aware of how much drama this post will cause, but I am trying to be proactive.]({REDDIT: r/TransPets announcement_this_sub_is_now_officially_a_thing})
> [If you want to be a dick, you can do it on the internet. If you want to do it in real life, you can do that too. But if you want to do it on a subreddit, you can go to r/TransPets and harass the mods.]({REDDIT: r/TransPets announcement_this_sub_is_now_officially_a_thing})
> [If you want to be a dick, you can do it on the internet. If you want to do it in real life, you can do that too. But if you want to do it on a subreddit, you can go to r/TransPets and harass the mods.]({REDDIT: r/TransPets announcement_this_sub_is_now_officially_a_thing})
COMMENTS:
X +16m +52 / -0
> If you want to be a dick, you can do it on the internet. If you want to do it in real life, you can do that too. But if you want to do it on a subreddit, you can go to r/TransPets

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2023-05-22T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Are you guys having a bad day?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +37 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm having a bad day. :marseysad:
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +2m +29 / -1
I am having a bad day but I’m also a little drunk 🍷

  MoeBitches +1m +18 / -0
  :#marseydrunk:

    FrozenChosen +1m +17 / -0
    :marseycheers:

  gaslighter +5m +16 / -0
  {IMG}

    FrozenChosen +35s +17 / -0
    Just alcoholism :marseyxd:

      gaslighter +5m +14 / -0
      Just kidding i am a huge fan of your posts
      :marseyblush:

        FrozenChosen +33s +14 / -0
        :marseyblush:

  676974 +3h +2 / -0
  I'm drunk too

    FrozenChosen +2m +2 / -0
    What’s the occasion? 😊

      676974 +1m +2 / -0
      I'm just drunk and hanging out at my friend's house

        FrozenChosen +1m +2 / -0
        I hope you have a good night 🤗

          676974 +43s +2 / -0
          Thanks! I hope you do too!

peepeehands +2m +20 / -0
yes my mom died yesterday

  MoeBitches +1m +24 / -0
  {GIF}

    peepeehands +1m +21 / -0
    she died of a heart attack at 45, she was incredibly healthy and active too

      MoeBitches +1m +19 / -0
      {GIF}

      smolchickentenders +2m +17 / -0
      :marseycheerup: :marseycheerup: :marseycheerup

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-07-04T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors are not amused by the star wars prequels
URL: {REDDIT: r/movies star_wars_the_phantom_menace_20th_anniversary}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
OP posts this and lots of people are not impressed
> :marseysoylentgrin: [Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is 20 years old today. It was a good film that made a lot of money. And it's also become a touchstone for the kind of "bad" Star Wars that George Lucas, who had no interest in writing a "good" Star Wars, made. It's also, I'm told, the most controversial film in the history of the franchise.]({REDDIT: r/movies star_wars_the_phantom_menace_20th_anniversary})
>> :marseysoylentgrin: [I always remember it was one of the first times I saw people on the internet complain about how "bad" a movie was.]({REDDIT: r/movies star_wars_the_phantom_menace_20th_anniversary})
>>> :marseysoylentgrin: [I always remember when I was in middle school I got in trouble for saying that it wasn't bad and that people were just being mean to it.]({REDDIT: r/movies star_wars_the_phantom_menace_20th_anniversary})
>>>> :marseysoylentgrin: [I remember a kid in high school trying to get me to watch it and I said "no way" and he was all "it's like the original trilogy but bad"]({REDDIT: r/movies star_wars_the_phantom_menace_20th_anniversary})
>>>>> :marseysoylentgrin: [I never watched it because of people like you, the OP of this thread. The only thing I saw from it was memes about Jar Jar and the podracing. So, you're to blame for making me not watch it. You're welcome.]({REDDIT: r/movies star_wars_the_phantom_menace_20th_anniversary})
There's a lot more comments like this. Lots of redditors are

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2023-05-03T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/teenagers sneeding about the end of the site
URL: {REDDIT: r/teenagers rteenagers_is_dead}
VOTES: +113 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The sub has been banned, and now the mods are trying to find a new home for the sub. r/teenagers is a very special place, as it's one of the few subs that is actually used by teenagers, instead of a bunch of people that think they're teenagers. So the mods are having a hard time finding a new home for the sub.
> [I am so disappointed and sad. I’m crying right now.]({REDDIT: r/teenagers rteenagers_is_dead})
>> I'm going to be honest, I am too. I feel like it's the end of my internet, I've been on this sub since I was 12. Now I'm 14 and this sub is the only thing I have on the internet that I can relate to. This is the only place that I can actually talk to people my age. I feel like I've lost a family. I'll probably end up making an account on here, but I'll be sad knowing that I'll never be able to go back to the sub. I'll never be able to talk to my friends again. I'll never be able to talk to people my age again. I'll never be able to talk to anyone again. I'll never be able to talk to anyone again. I'll never be able to talk to anyone again. I'll never be able to talk to anyone again. I'll never be able to talk to anyone again. I'll never be able to talk to anyone again. I'll never be able to talk to anyone again. I'll never be able to talk to anyone again. I'll never be able to talk to anyone again. I'll never be able to talk to anyone again.
:#marseyitsover:
> [I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty devastated. This was the only place where I could talk to other people my age and now it's gone. I don't know if I'll ever be able to find another place where I can talk to other people my age. I'm sorry to everyone who is going through this. I hope you find something that can help

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-12-18T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Science says that crying is a sign of weakness :soycry::soycry::soycry:
URL: {TWEET: TheInsiderPaper}
VOTES: +124 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I used to cry as a kid. I learned how to control my emotions and stopped crying. I’m not saying that is a bad thing. It’s not. But I’m not gonna cry in front of anyone and I don’t see it as a weakness to stop crying.]({TWEET: billyfellow1992})
>> [Stop crying in front of people and you’ll never have to cry again.]({TWEET: ColbyBulldogs})
:marseyhesright:
> [I never cry, I've been told I'm the strongest person I know. But maybe that's not a good thing?]({TWEET: SusieM1313})
>> [I’ve never cried, but I’m not gonna lie I’d love to just let it out. I always worry about others being embarrassed and what they’ll think of me, but I can’t cry. It’s like I don’t have that gene]({TWEET: _Hannah8000})
>>> [I've never cried. I've never even been sad. I'm not sure I even know what sadness is. It's like I have no emotions at all. I wonder if I'm a robot]({TWEET: Elyssium89})
:marseyrobot:
> [As a woman, I’ve never cried. I know I’m supposed to cry, but I just don’t. I don’t know why.]({TWEET: Diorapurple})
>> [I feel like I've never cried, but I think I just don't remember because it's been so long. I'm not sure I've ever cried at a movie or anything else, but I've been through some serious shit. I'm not sure I've ever cried from sadness.]({TWEET: claudiespun})
>>> [I'm a 29yo man and I've never cried. I'm not sure why. I've cried when I was very young, but I never have since. I've been through some serious shit, but I've never

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-11-05T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjones: Alex Jones is back on twitter :marseyjones:
URL: {TWEET: realAlexJones}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +2h +3 / -0
He can't keep getting away with it

KinoBushido +1h +2 / -0
:#marseylove:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +2 / -0
> I'll be back on twitter in a few hours. The people have spoken.
:#marseyseethe:

MarseySexHaver +1h +1 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

GooooooldMember +4h +1 / -0
i love this guy

GooooooldMember +4h +1 / -0
i love this guy
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GooooooldMember +4h +1 / -0
i love this guy
{IMG}0t

GooooooldMember +4h +1 / -0
i love this guy
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GooooooldMember +4h +1 / -0
i love this guy
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GooooooldMember +4h +1 / -0
i love this guy
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GooooooldMember +4h +1 / -0
i love this guy
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GooooooldMember +4h +1 / -0
i love this guy
{IMG}t

GooooooldMember +4h +1 / -0
i love this guy
{IMG}0t

GooooooldMember +4h +1 / -0
i love this guy
{IMG}t

GooooooldMember +4h +1 / -0
i love this guy
{IMG}0t

GooooooldMember +4h +1 / -0
i love this guy
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GooooooldMember +4h +1 / -0
i love this guy
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GooooooldMember +4h +

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-10-22T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AITA for not wanting to go to a gay bar with my wife and her boyfriend? : AITAH
URL: {REDDIT: r/AITAH aita_for_not_wanting_to_go_to_a_gay_bar_with_my}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [**AITA for not wanting to go to a gay bar with my wife and her boyfriend?**]({REDDIT: r/AITAH aita_for_not_wanting_to_go_to_a_gay_bar_with_my})
> [My wife and I are together and she has a boyfriend. Recently she asked if we wanted to go to a gay bar with her and her boyfriend. I said no I don't want to go to a gay bar. She said its not a gay bar its a regular bar that has a lot of gay people. I said that doesn't change anything. I don't want to go to a gay bar with my wife and her boyfriend. I'm not going to a gay bar with my wife and her boyfriend. I don't care if you think I'm a bigot or a homophobe. I'm not going to a gay bar with my wife and her boyfriend. I don't care what you think of me. I'm not going to a gay bar with my wife and her boyfriend. I don't care if you think I'm a piece of shit or a loser. I'm not going to a gay bar with my wife and her boyfriend.]({REDDIT: r/AITAH aita_for_not_wanting_to_go_to_a_gay_bar_with_my})
COMMENTS:
corp +7m +13 / -0
> She said its not a gay bar its a regular bar that has a lot of gay people.
>> I said that doesn't change anything. I don't want to go to a gay bar with my wife and her boyfriend. I'm not going to a gay bar with my wife and her boyfriend.
>>> She said its not a gay bar its a regular bar that has a lot of gay people.
>>>> I said that doesn't change anything. I don't want to go to a gay bar with my wife and her boyfriend. I'm not going to a gay bar with my wife and her boyfriend.
>>>>> She said its not a gay bar its a regular bar

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-07-17T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/averageredditor seethes about the average redditor
URL: {REDDIT: r/averageredditor average_reddit_conversation}
VOTES: +106 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I'm a woman with a vagina and I can tell you that it's been incredibly difficult to find a decent therapist that I have felt comfortable with. I have had to change therapists a few times over the years and each time I have had to educate the therapist on my situation. That being said, I have had some very good therapists that I have been able to be very open with and have had great success with. If you are having trouble finding a therapist, I would recommend trying to find one that is LGBT friendly. There are many great therapists out there that are LGBT friendly and they can provide you with the support you need.]({REDDIT: r/averageredditor average_reddit_conversation})
>> I'm sorry you've had to go through this. It's really tough to find a therapist who is willing to work with you when you're dealing with something like this. I hope you're able to find someone who can help you through this.
>>> I've found a therapist who is willing to work with me and who I feel comfortable with. I've been seeing her for a few months now and I'm really happy with the progress I've made.
>>>> Awesome! Glad to hear you found a therapist that works for you!
>>>>> I'm really glad you found a therapist that works for you as well! It's so important to find someone you can trust and feel comfortable with.
>>>>>> I agree completely. It's so important to find a therapist that you can trust and feel comfortable with.
<br>
> [I'm a woman with a vagina and I can tell you that it's been incredibly difficult to find a decent therapist that I have felt comfortable with. I have had to change therapists a few times over the years and each time I have had to educate the therapist on my situation. That being said, I have had some very good therapists that I have been able to be very open with and have had great success with. If you are having trouble finding a therapist, I would recommend trying to find one that is LGBT friendly. There are many great therapists out there that are LGBT friendly and they can provide you

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-08-03T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "People who have never been in an abusive relationship: This is how you know you're in an abusive relationship." : TrueOffMyChest
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest people_who_have_never_been_in_an_abusive}
VOTES: +116 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [So you're saying that I'm not the abusive one, but you are?]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest people_who_have_never_been_in_an_abusive})
> I'm sorry if you feel that way, but I just don't see it. I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I just don't see it. I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I just don't see it.
> I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I just don't see it. I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I just don't see it. I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I just don't see it.
> I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I just don't see it. I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I just don't see it. I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I just don't see it.
> I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I just don't see it. I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I just don't see it. I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I just don't see it.
> I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I just don't see it. I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I just don't see it. I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I just don't see it.
> I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I just don't see it. I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I just don't see it. I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I just don't see it.
> I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I just don't see it. I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I just don't see it. I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I just don't see it.
> I'm sorry

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-08-29T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytransgenocide: Transphobia in r/transgender :marseytransgenocide:
URL: {REDDIT: r/transgender this_subreddit_is_one_of_the_worst}
VOTES: +78 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [This subreddit is one of the worst.]({REDDIT: r/transgender this_subreddit_is_one_of_the_worst})
> [I don't know how many people are aware of how bad this sub is, so I'll spell it out for you. This sub is filled with transphobic people. They constantly talk about how they're "non-binary", which is just a way to say they're trans. They also constantly talk about how they're "trans-positive", which is just a way to say they're trans. They also constantly talk about how they're "gender-fluid", which is just a way to say they're trans. They also constantly talk about how they're "gender-non-conforming", which is just a way to say they're trans. They also constantly talk about how they're "genderqueer", which is just a way to say they're trans. They also constantly talk about how they're "gender-queer", which is just a way to say they're trans. They also constantly talk about how they're "gender-queer", which is just a way to say they're trans. They also constantly talk about how they're "gender-queer", which is just a way to say they're trans.]({REDDIT: r/transgender this_subreddit_is_one_of_the_worst})
> [They also constantly talk about how they're "gender-queer", which is just a way to say they're trans. They also constantly talk about how they're "gender-queer", which is just a way to say they're trans. They also constantly talk about how they're "gender-queer", which is just a way to say they're trans. They also constantly talk about how they're "gender-queer", which is just a way to say they're trans. They also constantly talk about how they're "gender-queer", which is just a way to say they're trans. They also constantly talk about how they're "gender-queer", which is just a way to say they're trans

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-10-10T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors discuss a woman who refuses to take off her mask in public
URL: {REDDIT: r/iamatotalpieceofshit this_girl_i_see_at_the_gym_refuses_to_take_her}
VOTES: +109 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I think she's a really cool person. She seems to enjoy life and isn't afraid to be herself. I also think she's really pretty.]({REDDIT: r/iamatotalpieceofshit this_girl_i_see_at_the_gym_refuses_to_take_her})
>> [I agree. She seems to have her shit together.]({REDDIT: r/iamatotalpieceofshit this_girl_i_see_at_the_gym_refuses_to_take_her})
>>> [The mask is a little silly but I’d still go out with her. She’s got a great body.]({REDDIT: r/iamatotalpieceofshit this_girl_i_see_at_the_gym_refuses_to_take_her})
>>>> [She’s got a great body with or without the mask.]({REDDIT: r/iamatotalpieceofshit this_girl_i_see_at_the_gym_refuses_to_take_her})
>>>>> [I'd take her mask off.]({REDDIT: r/iamatotalpieceofshit this_girl_i_see_at_the_gym_refuses_to_take_her})
>>>>>> [The same way I'd take her shirt off.]({REDDIT: r/iamatotalpieceofshit this_girl_i_see_at_the_gym_refuses_to_take_her})
:#marseygigachad:
> [I don’t understand why she needs to wear a mask. There is no reason for it anymore and she could just wear a regular face mask like everyone else.]({REDDIT: r/iamatotalpieceofshit this_girl_i_see_at_the_gym_refuses_to_take_her})
>> [I’m not one of those people that thinks she’s crazy or anything, but I think she’s really into the whole “I’m not like other girls” thing.]({REDDIT: r/iamatotalpieceofshit this_girl_i_see_at_the_gym_refuses_to

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-11-04T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywholesome: Wholesome train :marseywholesome: posts a photo of her with her boyfriend :marseywholesome: and her boyfriend :marseywholesome: posts a photo of her :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/asktransgender my_boyfriend_fedposts_about_me_and_its_scaring_me}
> My boyfriend is a trans guy (and therefore a transphobe) and he just posted a photo of me and a caption saying "I love this woman more than anything in the world" and tagged me. He did this on his public account. This is making me scared as shit because he has been fedposting about me and talking about how he is going to kill me if I don't do what he wants. I don't know what to do. This is my first relationship and I don't know what to do. Please help me.
COMMENTS:
X +4m +15 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases:
{IMG}

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +8 / -0
  That's a man

    X +3m +11 / -0
    and a transphobe

    MoeBitches +1m +4 / -0
    :marseytrain2: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-09-26T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The 'tists are at it again
URL: {TWEET: inthepink84}
VOTES: +111 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Here's a link to the original tweet]({TWEET: I_HATE_ADS_})
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +14m +76 / -0
:autism:

  smolchickentenders +1h +16 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

  CarpathiarFlorist +10h +5 / -0
  :marseyautism: I want to make money by stealing ads and placing them on my site

Squibbly +18m +55 / -0
I swear they have to be getting paid to do this. No one is this dedicated.

  IlIIlIlIlIlIl +2m +24 / -0
  They are.

  TariqNasheed +20m +19 / -0
  I think they’re paid by the ad hosters

  hereforabit +1h +12 / -0
  Nah, they're just autistic

  CarpathiarFlorist +10h +5 / -0
  No one has this much autism unless they get paid.

  J +1h +4 / -0
  It might be worth something to the ad company

  1 +12h +3 / -0
  I'm pretty sure there's a forum for it.
  It's not just about the money, they get a perverse sense of satisfaction from this

    1 +3m +1 / -0
    I just want to say I'm not one of them, I just want to know where the forum is

      goodNews4U +18m +2 / -0
      Well, since you're not one of them, you probably wouldn't know where the forum is. But since you're here, I'm sure you can find it.

        1 +3m +1 / -0
        I can find it, I just want to know if it's in the room with us right now

          goodNews4U +6m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-01-29T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chuds :chudsey: are being racist :marseyracist: against a proud black :marseyblack: queen
URL: {TWEET: VanSwam}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> She looks like a white woman with a bad tan
<br>
> She looks like a white woman with a bad tan. I’m not racist, I just don’t want to look at her.
<br>
> She looks like a white woman with a bad tan. I’m not racist, I just don’t want to look at her.
<br>
> She looks like a white woman with a bad tan. I’m not racist, I just don’t want to look at her.
<br>
> She looks like a white woman with a bad tan. I’m not racist, I just don’t want to look at her.
<br>
> She looks like a white woman with a bad tan. I’m not racist, I just don’t want to look at her.
<br>
> She looks like a white woman with a bad tan. I’m not racist, I just don’t want to look at her.
<br>
> She looks like a white woman with a bad tan. I’m not racist, I just don’t want to look at her.
<br>
> She looks like a white woman with a bad tan. I’m not racist, I just don’t want to look at her.
<br>
> She looks like a white woman with a bad tan. I’m not racist, I just don’t want to look at her.
<br>
> She looks like a white woman with a bad tan. I’m not racist, I just don’t want to look at her.
<br>
> She looks like a white woman with a bad tan. I’m not racist, I just don’t want to look at her.
<br>
> She looks like a white woman with a bad tan. I’m not racist, I just don’t want to look at her.
<br>
> She looks like a white woman with a bad tan. I’m not racist, I just don’t want to look at her.
<br>
> She looks like a white woman with a bad tan. I’m not racist, I just don’t want to look at her.
<br>
> She looks like a white woman with a bad

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-07-09T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyxd: r/2ndYard - people who hate their neighbors
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard my_neighbor_has_a_freakish_woman_in_his_yard}
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard my_neighbor_is_just_a_jerk}
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard my_neighbor_is_the_worst}
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard neighbor_is_a_giant_freak}
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard my_neighbor_is_a_freak}
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard my_neighbor_is_a_douchebag}
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard my_neighbor_is_a_douche}
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard my_neighbor_is_a_crazy_man}
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard my_neighbor_is_a_crazy_guy}
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard my_neighbor_is_a_crazy_guy}
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard my_neighbor_is_a_crazy_guy}
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard my_neighbor_is_a_crazy_guy}
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard my_neighbor_is_a_crazy_guy}
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard my_neighbor_is_a_crazy_guy}
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard my_neighbor_is_a_crazy_guy}
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard my_neighbor_is_a_crazy_guy}
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard my_neighbor_is_a_crazy_guy}
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard my_neighbor_is_a_crazy_guy}
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard my_neighbor_is_a_crazy_guy}
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard my_neighbor_is_a_crazy_guy}
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard my_neighbor_is_a_crazy_guy}
{REDDIT: r/2ndYard my_neighbor_is_a_crazy_guy}
{REDDIT: r

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-08-05T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Did you know you can get a video of your dick sucked in a single text message?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseycoomer:
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +40m +5 / -0
why are you showing me this

  MoeBitches +4m +4 / -0
  Because I'm a degenerate coomer

    whyareyou +4m +3 / -0
    oh. ok. :marseyshrug:

Sammael-Beliol +4m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  Sammael-Beliol +30s +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    Sammael-Beliol +7s +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      Sammael-Beliol +5s +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        Sammael-Beliol +8s +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          Sammael-Beliol +6s +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            Sammael-Beliol +10s +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              Sammael-Beliol +6s +3 / -0
              {IMG}

                Sammael-Beliol +4s +3 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Sammael-Beliol +4s +1 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Sammael-Beliol +5s +1 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Sammael-Beliol +6s +1 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Sammael-Beliol +9s +1 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Sammael-Beliol +8s +1 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Sammael-Beliol +7s +1 / -0
                            {IMG}

Jimbo_B_Beterson +12m +3 / -0
This is how i found out that 5g is real

  MoeBitches +6m +3 / -0
  I'm not too sure how it works, but it's a pretty sweet deal.

    Jimbo_B

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-10-29T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Men who have had sex with men and men who have sex with men are different.
URL: {REDDIT: r/science men_who_have_had_sex_with_men_and_men_who_have_sex}
VOTES: +89 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [**Men who have had sex with men and men who have sex with men are different.**]({REDDIT: r/science men_who_have_had_sex_with_men_and_men_who_have_sex})
> [In this paper, we examined two groups of men who have sex with men (MSM) who differ in their sexual orientation and HIV risk: Men who have had sex with men (MSM-HS) and men who have sex with men (MSM-HS). MSM-HS are men who identify as heterosexual, while MSM-HS identify as homosexual or bisexual. MSM-HS had a mean age of 34.0 years, while MSM-HS had a mean age of 35.0 years. MSM-HS had a mean body mass index (BMI) of 24.8 kg/m2, while MSM-HS had a mean BMI of 27.2 kg/m2. MSM-HS had a mean number of lifetime sexual partners of 5.6, while MSM-HS had a mean number of lifetime sexual partners of 13.6. MSM-HS had a mean number of lifetime HIV tests of 2.5, while MSM-HS had a mean number of lifetime HIV tests of 4.1. MSM-HS had a mean number of lifetime HIV tests of 2.5, while MSM-HS had a mean number of lifetime HIV tests of 4.1. MSM-HS had a mean number of lifetime HIV tests of 2.5, while MSM-HS had a mean number of lifetime HIV tests of 4.1. MSM-HS had a mean number of lifetime HIV tests of 2.5, while MSM-HS had a mean number of lifetime HIV tests of 4.1. MSM-HS had a mean number of lifetime HIV tests of 2.5, while MSM-HS had a mean number of lifetime HIV tests of 4.1. MSM-HS had a mean number of lifetime HIV tests of 2.5,

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2023-03-09T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytransattentionseeker: r/asktransgender is very concerned about the online outrage of trans girls having a "fake" period :marseytransflag2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender im_so_fed_up_with_people_who_say_they_dont}
VOTES: +132 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
:#marseytransattentionseeker:
> [And I'm a cis woman. I've been on my period for three days now, and my whole body is aching, I can't concentrate on anything, my head is pounding, I feel like throwing up, my vagina is itching and sore, and I'm bleeding all over my underwear.]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender im_so_fed_up_with_people_who_say_they_dont})
>> [My period is much worse because I'm a trans girl and it's fake.]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender im_so_fed_up_with_people_who_say_they_dont})
:#marseyschizotwitch:
> [I am a trans girl, and I don't have a period. I've been on HRT for 11 years, and the closest I've gotten to a period was when I was 15, and I had a small amount of brownish discharge that lasted a day. I've never had cramps, headaches, or anything else associated with a period.]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender im_so_fed_up_with_people_who_say_they_dont})
>> [As a trans girl on HRT for 3 years, I've never had a period. I've been bleeding for about a week now, and I'm feeling like absolute shit. I'm constantly nauseous, my head is pounding, my vagina is itching and sore, and I'm bleeding all over my underwear. It's not the same as a real period, but it's close enough for me to feel like I'm going crazy.]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender im_so_fed_up_with_people_who_say_they_dont})
>>> [I'm a trans girl on HRT for 2 years, and I've never had a period. I've been bleeding for about

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2023-03-26T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors discuss whether it's okay to have sex with an underage prostitute
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_had_sex_with_a_16_year_old}
VOTES: +108 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I had sex with a 16 year old]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_had_sex_with_a_16_year_old})
> I was 18 and I don't regret it. She was a prostitute, and she had a 16 year old license. She was 16 years 11 months 29 days old. I didn't know she was 16, I just thought she was a regular girl. I don't regret it, and I would do it again. She was a prostitute, and I paid her. She was a prostitute, and I paid her. She was a prostitute, and I paid her. I don't regret it, and I would do it again. She was a prostitute, and I paid her.
> I don't think it's wrong to have sex with a 16 year old prostitute. I think it's wrong to have sex with a 16 year old girl who is not a prostitute. I think it's wrong to have sex with a 16 year old girl who is not a prostitute. I think it's wrong to have sex with a 16 year old girl who is not a prostitute.
> I don't think it's wrong to have sex with a 16 year old prostitute. I think it's wrong to have sex with a 16 year old girl who is not a prostitute. I think it's wrong to have sex with a 16 year old girl who is not a prostitute. I think it's wrong to have sex with a 16 year old girl who is not a prostitute.
:marseyhmm:
> [What's wrong with having sex with a 16 year old prostitute?]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_had_sex_with_a_16_year_old})
> [It's not like you're having sex with a 16 year old girl who is not a prostitute.]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_had_sex_with

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2023-02-05T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/politics has a struggle session about the Trans Day of Visibility
URL: {REDDIT: r/politics trans_people_are_being_erased_on_social_media_and}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
OP posts an article about trans people being erased on social media and sites some examples of companies removing trans visibility on their social media accounts. The sub immediately starts arguing about the trans day of visibility and whether it's even a thing or not.
> [I haven't heard of this event, so it doesn't exist. Trans people are in danger every day, not just today.]({REDDIT: r/politics trans_people_are_being_erased_on_social_media_and})
>> [Well, this is an article about it. And as I said in another comment, it's a chance to educate people about the dangers trans people face every day.]({REDDIT: r/politics trans_people_are_being_erased_on_social_media_and})
>>> [It's also a chance to get a ton of people who know nothing about trans people to ask why trans people can't just act like normal people. It's another chance for them to get angry about the existence of trans people.]({REDDIT: r/politics trans_people_are_being_erased_on_social_media_and})
>>>> [What? Trans people act like normal people. You can act like a normal person and be trans. Normal people also have a sense of self and agency. Are you saying that trans people should not have a sense of self or agency?]({REDDIT: r/politics trans_people_are_being_erased_on_social_media_and})
>>>>> [When I say normal people, I mean cis people. I'm not saying that trans people shouldn't have a sense of self or agency. I'm saying that trans people shouldn't be forced to act like cis people.]({REDDIT: r/politics trans_people_are_being_erased_on_social_media_and})
>>>>>> [Wait, so you want trans people to act like cis people but not be forced to?]({REDDIT: r/politics trans_people_are_being_erased_on_social_media_and})
>>>>>>> [No, I don't want trans people to act like cis people. I want cis people to stop acting like they know what it's like to be trans.]({REDD

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2023-03-17T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans2: :marseyflagaustralia: Australian man who wants to be a woman, wants to be in women's prisons, wants to be treated like a woman :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {REDDIT: r/australia australian_man_who_wants_to_be_a_woman_wants_to}
VOTES: +136 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [It's pretty hard to be taken seriously when your approach is basically "I just want to wear a dress and be treated like a woman".]({REDDIT: r/australia australian_man_who_wants_to_be_a_woman_wants_to})
>> Is it really that hard to take seriously? I mean, she (I'm presuming he) is a woman, isn't she? I mean, she's a woman, right? I mean, she's a woman, isn't she?
>>> I’m sure she is a woman, but she’s also a rapist. I’m not sure if she should be treated like a woman or a rapist.
>>> Edit: For the record, I’m not saying she’s a man. I’m saying that the person is a woman, but is also a rapist. Which I think is the point of the comment, which I agree with.
>>>> I agree, but I think the comment is taking a little too far and a little too much to the point of being intentionally obtuse. I’m not saying I agree with the person, but it’s a bit much to say that a person cannot be taken seriously when they say “I just want to wear a dress and be treated like a woman”.
>>>> I think the main issue with this is that it is not a very clear question. It’s a bit hard to take seriously if someone is being intentionally obtuse. But, I think this person is just saying that they are a woman and they want to be treated like a woman. And, if that is the case, I think that it is a pretty clear question.
>>>>> You're right, but I'm not sure if that's the case. I think the person is saying that they are a woman, but also a rapist. Which I think is the point of the comment, which I agree with.
>>>>>>

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2023-02-10T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +4 / -0
:#marseywholesomepat:

Dramamine +2h +3 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

TariqNasheed +5h +2 / -0
I’m gonna take a shower now

aqouta +1h +2 / -0
What is this about?

  MoeBitches +8h +2 / -0
  r/mildlyinteresting post about someone putting a cap on their shower to keep the water in. The comments are filled with retards saying that they'd feel uncomfortable and dirty with the water being on top of them. The OP makes a joke about how they'd be cleaner if they had the cap on.

    aqouta +6h +2 / -0
    Ah, it's a good one.

Eleganza +4h +2 / -0
i can't believe i didn't think of this. so easy to get clean and you can even watch tv with a cap on your head

  MoeBitches +5h +2 / -0
  :marseywholesome:

MoeBitches +2h +1 / -0
Apparently this post got me unbanned from r/Drama, thanks OP!!!!! :marseykingcrown:! :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseyking

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-05-04T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/TikTokCringe has a struggle session over some "fatphobic" comments
URL: {REDDIT: r/TikTokCringe fatphobia_in_the_tiktok_cringe_community}
VOTES: +94 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
OP posts a tiktok of some fat foid, and some people make comments about her being fat. OP gets mad, and posts it to r/TikTokCringe.
> [I honestly hate this sub because I feel like it's only for fat people and minorities to be shamed and bullied and it's just sad. I hate that this is the way most people think, it's so hurtful and disgusting. I just hope everyone is happy and healthy, regardless of their weight or race or religion or sexuality. I hope this is the last time I see this sub. :/]({REDDIT: r/TikTokCringe fatphobia_in_the_tiktok_cringe_community})
>> [why are you using the word “shamed” in your sentence? :/]({REDDIT: r/TikTokCringe fatphobia_in_the_tiktok_cringe_community})
>>> [Because it's true. We can't be shamed for our bodies or our health. :/]({REDDIT: r/TikTokCringe fatphobia_in_the_tiktok_cringe_community})
>>>> [you can be shamed for being a creep :/]({REDDIT: r/TikTokCringe fatphobia_in_the_tiktok_cringe_community})
>>>>> [You can be shamed for being fat or sickly, or having any physical disability. :/]({REDDIT: r/TikTokCringe fatphobia_in_the_tiktok_cringe_community})
>>>>>> [No, you can’t. Being fat isn’t a disability :/]({REDDIT: r/TikTokCringe fatphobia_in_the_tiktok_cringe_community})
>>>>>>> [Yes it is, if it’s not a disability for you, then you’re in the minority. :/]({REDDIT: r/TikTokCringe fatphobia_in_the_tiktok_cringe_community})
>>>>>>>> [No, it's not. It's a choice you make, like being a drug addict, like being a smoker, etc

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2023-03-01T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: So, I had to go to the ER tonight.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes so_i_had_to_go_to_the_er_tonight}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> So, I had to go to the ER tonight. I have been having stomach pain, nausea and loss of appetite for a couple weeks. I called my primary care doctor on Monday, and they told me I should go to urgent care to get an ultrasound. I didn't want to pay out of pocket for something that could be nothing, so I just kept waiting. Then tonight, the pain was so bad I had to go to the ER. They told me I need an ultrasound, and I need to fast for 8 hours before it. I was so hungry, but I kept reminding myself that it would be worth it. The ultrasound showed that I had a stomach ulcer, and I'm probably going to have to get a biopsy.
> Here's the kicker. I have health insurance, but I still had to pay out of pocket for the ultrasound. The reason? It was being done at a hospital that was in network for my insurance, but the urgent care was not. So, I had to pay over $2500 for something that I should have gotten at urgent care for $150. I'm so angry. I didn't want to pay out of pocket for something that could be nothing, and now I have to pay out of pocket for something that I definitely have.
> I'm so sick of this. I'm sick of feeling like I have to choose between my health and my finances. I'm sick of feeling like I have to choose between my health and my dignity. I'm sick of feeling like I have to choose between my health and my peace of mind. I'm sick of feeling like I have to choose between my health and my life.
> I'm sick of feeling like I have to choose.
COMMENTS:
drumpf +11m +25 / -0
> I have health insurance, but I still had to pay out of pocket for the ultrasound.
A foid not understanding how insurance works. :marseymanysuchcases:

  BigBussyHunter +5m +14 / -0
  She's right, she doesn't

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-08-10T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid dates guy she's not attracted to and he's not attracted to her. Both think they're getting ripped off. :marseyfoidretard::marseyfeminist:
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_25f_girlfriend_28f_who_i_have_been_seeing_for}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +15 / -0
> She has never been in a relationship that wasn't transactional.
That's what she said about her previous relationships, but it's probably true because she's a redditor

  MoeBitches +10m +9 / -0
  I feel like being transactional in a relationship is a good thing. It makes the foid realise that she's not being treated like a king and to be grateful for the benefits she's receiving. :marseyagree:

    BigBussyHunter +3m +9 / -0
    :marseydisagree:
    You don't understand the nuance of a relationship. You need to get in the shower and wash your bussy, sweaty.

      MoeBitches +3m +4 / -0
      :marseyno: :marseysoypoint:
      I will NOT use the unapproved marsey. I will NOT use the unapproved marsey. :marseyraging:

        BigBussyHunter +2m +5 / -0
        :marseyragingpat:
        It's okay, we all make mistakes.

    BoneKongahawk +13m +5 / -0
    {GIF}

  GT +18m +4 / -0
  This is the redditors word for :#marseywall:

  CarpathiarFlorist +1h +2 / -0
  > transactional
  :#marseyxd:
  What a faggot. If I don't like you, I won't have sex with you.

FrozenChosen +1m +6 / -0
:marseymanysuchcases:

Bepis +19m +4 / -0
{REDD

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-10-17T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Developing] Elon Musk Tweeted That He's Selling Twitter :marseyhappening:
URL: {TWEET: elonmusk}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: elonmusk}
{TWEET: elonmusk}
COMMENTS:
Mifflin_Devin +25m +7 / -0
you know he's gotta have a plan for this one, it's not like he just wants to be a billionaire who can't even spend his money

  AverageBen10Enjoyer +2h +3 / -0
  What's the plan though? It's not like he can sell it to another billionaire?

    Mifflin_Devin +2m +3 / -0
    he probably has a plan to make it less of a shitshow and more profitable or something. he's just a big enough dick to say what he wants regardless

    TheProphet +1h +3 / -0
    He's said he'll sell if the board don't give him his way.
    If he's serious he'll back down and try a different tactic. If not, this is a classic Musk "I'll threaten to do something unless you give me what I want" tactic.

      AverageBen10Enjoyer +16m +3 / -0
      Yeh I'm not sure I buy that he's serious. I'm convinced that he's just trying to force the board into meeting his demands.

        TheProphet +17m +3 / -0
        It's a calculated risk, he's been doing this for years. If he really wanted to own Twitter he'd have had them sign off on the deal already.

Mifflin_Devin +14m +6 / -0
please god don't let him be selling it to someone else i can't handle another twitter clone

  THOMAS +11m +5 / -0
  Yeah im sure the billionaire class is starving for a platform they can shit on the poor with and be smug about it

    Mifflin_Devin +22m +3 / -0
    yeah I'm sure there's a lot of billionaires out there who want to spend a billion dollars on a social

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-09-24T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybee: :marseybeekeeper:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +46 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +14m +16 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

  MoeBitches +15m +10 / -0
  :#marseyfluffy:

C333 +48m +9 / -0
:#marseybeekeeper:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4h +2 / -0
:#marseybeekeeper:

Dramacel +2d +2 / -0
:#marseybeekeeperpat:

  MoeBitches +5m +2 / -0
  :#marseyfluffy:👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    Dramacel +14m +2 / -0
    :#marseybeekeeperpat:👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-10-01T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybong: refuses to accept the fact that he's a fatass. :marseyobesescale: Bong :marseybong: police don't want to deal with his bullshit :marseycop:
URL: {REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout fat_bong_man_refuses_to_accept_the_fact_that_hes}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Unddit link](https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/PublicFreakout/comments/xx289i/fat_bong_man_refuses_to_accept_the_fact_that_hes/)
> [At this point, he's probably too fat to be charged.]({REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout fat_bong_man_refuses_to_accept_the_fact_that_hes})
>> The police are just going to let him eat himself to death. The UK has fallen.
> [I wish I could pull this stunt]({REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout fat_bong_man_refuses_to_accept_the_fact_that_hes})
>> I can guarantee you that it would be the same reaction.
>>> The difference is that I'm not so fat I can't move.
>>>> You’re also not fat enough to not be able to walk 50 feet.
> [They should have said "well if that's the case, we won't take you to the station"]({REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout fat_bong_man_refuses_to_accept_the_fact_that_hes})
>> That's the same thing. He can't walk to the station.
>>> They should have said "well if that's the case, we won't take you to the station"
>>>> I think they're saying that it's a waste of time to take him to the station if he can't walk 50 feet.
>>>>> It's a waste of time to take anyone to the station for any reason. Anyone who shows up there should be in jail
> [Aren't they afraid of the cop catching COVID from the fatties?]({REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout fat_bong_man_refuses_to_accept_the_fact_that_hes})
> [Lmao this dude is 100% not going to prison]({REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout fat_bong_man_refuses

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-09-07T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/Antiwork user wants to collect rent from their landlord
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork i_want_to_collect_rent_from_my_landlord}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The landlord wants to evict them because they've been late on rent payments. OP wants to evict the landlord in return. It's a good idea!
> [It is the landlords responsibility to pay the rent on time. If you want to evict him for not paying rent, then you are in the right to evict him for not paying rent.]({REDDIT: r/antiwork i_want_to_collect_rent_from_my_landlord})
>> [I mean, it is. So I’m just going to evict him for not paying rent. If he does not pay rent, I will evict him. If he does not leave, I will evict him. If he does not leave, I will evict him. I will continue to evict him until he leaves.]({REDDIT: r/antiwork i_want_to_collect_rent_from_my_landlord})
>>> [That is a good plan.]({REDDIT: r/antiwork i_want_to_collect_rent_from_my_landlord})
>>>> [I'll update you guys when I finally evict him. It is a good plan.]({REDDIT: r/antiwork i_want_to_collect_rent_from_my_landlord})
That's a good plan. :marseyagree:
> [Great idea, but do you live in a state that allows you to evict people for non-payment? I'm in one that doesn't.]({REDDIT: r/antiwork i_want_to_collect_rent_from_my_landlord})
>> [I live in Texas. I think I can evict him for not paying rent. I'll check the laws. I'll do it. I will evict him for not paying rent. I will evict him for not paying rent. I will evict him for not paying rent. I will evict him for not paying rent. I will evict him for not paying rent. I will evict him for not paying rent. I will evict him for not paying rent. I will evict him for not paying rent. I will evict him for not paying rent

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2023-02-24T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Are you a good person? : AskReddit
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit are_you_a_good_person}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't think most of these people are good people.
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +12m +10 / -0
> [I am a good person because I am a decent human being.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit are_you_a_good_person})
:#marseysoylentgrin:
> [I'm a good person because I have no idea who I am. I have a bunch of mental disorders and a history of doing things I shouldn't have done. I also feel like I'm going to end up doing something bad and I just can't put a finger on it.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit are_you_a_good_person})
>> [It's a good thing that you can admit that you're not perfect. Some people can't.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit are_you_a_good_person})
:marseyxd:
> [I'm a good person because I'm a decent human being.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit are_you_a_good_person})
>> [That's a good thing, some people can't]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit are_you_a_good_person})
>>> [I'm a good person because I'm a decent human being.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit are_you_a_good_person})
>>>> [That's a good thing, some people can't]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit are_you_a_good_person})
>>>>> [I'm a good person because I'm a decent human being.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit are_you_a_good_person})
>>>>>> [That's a good thing, some people can't]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit are_you_a_good_person})
>>>>>> [That's a good thing, some people can't]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit are_you_a_good_person})
:marseyhammersnoo:

  GT +1h +4 / -0
  no, he's a good person because he is a decent human being
  {IMG}

SnappyIsMyWaifu +32

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-06-14T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My boyfriend and I found out we're the same person
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2022/jun/14/my-boyfriend-and-i-found-out-were-the-same-person
VOTES: +57 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I had always been told I looked like my dad, but after meeting my boyfriend, I began to notice that we shared the same features. I was always told I had my dad’s eyes, but I noticed that my boyfriend’s eyes were almost an exact match to mine. I began to notice that we had the same nose, the same lips, the same hair, the same smile, the same laugh, the same body type, the same voice, the same mannerisms, the same interests, the same hobbies, the same sense of humour, the same way of thinking, the same way of feeling, the same way of doing things, the same way of being. I began to notice that we had the same friends, the same enemies, the same family, the same job, the same house, the same car, the same bank account, the same credit card, the same insurance, the same phone, the same computer, the same clothes, the same shoes, the same watch, the same ring, the same necklace, the same earrings, the same makeup, the same perfume, the same hair dye, the same nail polish, the same tattoos, the same piercings, the same scars, the same birthmarks, the same moles, the same freckles, the same acne, the same wrinkles, the same age, the same height, the same weight, the same gender, the same sexuality, the same ethnicity, the same religion, the same nationality, the same citizenship, the same passport, the same visa, the same plane ticket, the same hotel room, the same bed, the same bathroom, the same kitchen, the same living room, the same dining room, the same garage, the same garden, the same pool, the same beach, the same park, the same school, the same workplace, the same church, the same synagogue, the same mosque, the same temple, the same hospital, the same prison, the same jail, the same cemetery, the same funeral home, the same crematorium, the same mortuary,

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-09-01T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What's the best way to bait rightoids?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +5 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

Maximus +3m +4 / -0
:#marseyxd:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +13m +4 / -0
The best way to bait rightoids is to pretend to be a leftoid. It's very easy to do

  MoeBitches +3m +3 / -0
  I have a hard time making it past "I'm a leftist". Any tips?

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +3 / -0
    Don't be a leftist, pretend to be one.

    JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
    Find a shitlib on reddit and copy their posts.

  Marsey +1h +2 / -0
  This. I've had a lot of success doing it.

Pibbles +11m +2 / -0
You should have said that you were a transwoman who thinks the US government is controlled by the Jewish elite who are conspiring to kill Hitler. Make sure you post to a lot of 4chan boards.

JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
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  MoeBitches +24m +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-08-14T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A place for all your nooticing needs.
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/NoFap
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
As some of you may know, the [NoFap](https://nofap.com/) movement was started by former incel and internet troll, Tomislav "Tom" Karamarko. It's a very simple movement, one that has helped many men to become better people. It's a great way to increase focus, improve your performance, and help you to get that bag :marseymerchant:
The [r/NoFap](https://old.reddit.com/r/NoFap/) subreddit is a great place to learn more about the movement, and to share your own experiences. I've been on a 3 month streak and I've never felt better. NoFap has been a life changing movement for me, and I'm sure it'll be for you too!
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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2022-05-02T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marvel star's daughters 'forced to wear their mother's clothing' and 'never allowed to make their own decisions' - DailyMail
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10777641/Marvel-stars-daughters-forced-wear-mothers-clothing-never-allowed-make-decisions.html
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://archive.ph/4Hd36
COMMENTS:
ABC +2m +25 / -0
> The pair are seen wearing outfits straight from their mother's closet, including a red suit from her Netflix series The Defenders
:marseysmug3:
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  Urboros +10m +21 / -0
  He really is the most mid 2010s male feminist guy ever, isn't he? Maybe even worse than that guy, Robin Thicke? I remember laughing at how he was a bad singer but "Blurred Lines" was like an actual rape song.
  {YOUTUBE}

    MoeBitches +3m +12 / -0
    I hate that song so much. The video is just a bunch of women getting sexually assaulted by random men. It's pretty much a rape fantasy.
    {YOUTUBE}

      Urboros +11m +15 / -0
      That's pretty much the song, in general, he's kind of a weirdo. I'm sure he's done some rape shit, like any male feminist. I knew a guy who was a huge Thicke fan and we were watching the video and he said, "that's weird, isn't it?" I said "yeah, it's just a bunch of women getting raped." He was like "well, I'm not sure if I should watch the video anymore."
      :#marseyhomofascist:

        MoeBitches +15m +14 / -0
        It's amazing how many people have been convinced that the song is a joke and not actually a rape fantasy. There's a lot of people who think the song is about how men and women should blur the lines between sexual and non-sexual interactions. The video is even worse.

          Urboros

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AUTHOR: MoeBitches
DATE: 2023-02-15T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/196 user takes a break from being a fat, terminally online loser to spend time with their family. Others in the sub are not happy.
URL: {REDDIT: r/196 user_takes_a_break_from_being_a_fat_terminally}
VOTES: +139 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
OP:
> So I have this friend. Let's call him John. We've been friends for 6 years now. John is an avid member of r/196, a sub for people who are terminally online. He also posts in r/197, r/198, r/199, and r/195. John is a fat, greasy, disgusting person. He spends his days sitting on his bed, eating Doritos and playing video games. He's never had a girlfriend, and he's never had a job. He's a complete failure of a human being. But he's also a really funny guy. He's always making jokes and laughing at the absurdity of life. He's a good guy, and I care about him a lot. But I'm starting to think that maybe he needs to get his life together. He's 22 years old, and he's never had a job. He's never had a girlfriend. He's never had any kind of success in life. I'm worried that he's going to end up like this forever. I don't want that for him. I want him to have a good life. But I also know that he's not going to change unless he really wants to. So I guess I'm just going to have to hope that he does. I'm going to keep being his friend, and I'm going to keep supporting him. But I'm also going to keep telling him that he needs to get his life together. I hope he listens.
User 1:
> Holy shit, how did you get this post to the top of r/196?
>> I just made a post about it on r/197 and then linked to it from here
User 2:
> I feel like you're really missing the point here. John is a fat, greasy, disgusting person who spends his days sitting on his bed, eating Doritos and playing video games

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2022-04-13T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Ayy lmao
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
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Dramamine +15m +9 / -0
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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2022-08-09T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How can I get my girlfriend to stop complaining about my porn addiction?
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice how_can_i_get_my_girlfriend_to_stop_complaining}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Autismo +2m +19 / -0
> Well, she should stop being a judgemental bitch
:#marseyhesright:

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +4 / -0
  And go off to find a new man, since she’s so judgmental and can’t be trusted. Then this dude can go back to jerking off to his porn and not worrying about some bitch judging him.
  !blackjack105

  iStillMissEd +3h +3 / -0
  > Well, she should stop being a judgemental bitch
  :#marseyhesright:
  The 100% right answer to this question is "Dump her" but that's not what reddit wants to hear.

BigBussyHunter +13m +17 / -0
> I'm a 22F and I just started dating this guy in February. We've been pretty happy together for the most part but I've had a bit of a problem lately. My boyfriend has a porn addiction and it's been causing me a lot of stress.
:marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:
Oh, sweaty. I'm sorry to say this, but you're going to have to dump his dead beat ass

  GT +20m +15 / -0
  Imagine willingly dating a foid

    BigBussyHunter +2m +15 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:
    He just needs to get his priorities straight and start dating a bussy. Maybe he could even get a job while he's at it :marseywholesome:

      TariqNasheed +55m +5 / -0
      You can’t even get a job

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2022-07-09T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey in the desert
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +68 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MoidAppreciator +10s +13 / -0
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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2022-05-17T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You will never be a real woman.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +5m +6 / -0
:#marseytranspearlclutch:

Snape +3m +4 / -0
{IMG}

KinoBushido +3h +3 / -0
I'm going to cum on your face and call you a slur

  MoidAppreciator +1h +2 / -0
  You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

    KinoBushido +11m +2 / -0
    I don't want to be your woman. I just want you to be happy

      MoidAppreciator +6m +2 / -0
      You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

        KinoBushido +1h +2 / -0
        :#marseydoomer:

          MoidAppreciator +14m +2 / -0
          All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

            KinoBushido +28m +2 / -0
            :#marseyrope:

              MoidAppreciator +1h +2 / -0
              You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

                KinoBushido +1h +1 / -0
                :#marseydoomer:

                  MoidAppreciator +57s +1 / -0
                  Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2022-08-10T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
sirpingsalot +1h +3 / -0
I love that he's drawn the entire thing in the style of a comic book

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2024-04-12T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Squirrel wants to be a squirrel
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +43 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +1h +11 / -0
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|V|askerade +2h +4 / -0
Squirrel wish it was squirrel

  MoidAppreciator +36m +2 / -0
  Squirrel wish it was squirrel

    |V|askerade +2h +1 / -0
    Squirrel wish it was squirrel

      MoidAppreciator +1h +1 / -0
      Squirrel wish it was squirrel

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        Squirrel wish it was squirrel

          MoidAppreciator +4h +1 / -0
          Squirrel wish it was squirrel

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            Squirrel wish it was squirrel

              MoidAppreciator +2h +1 / -0
              Squirrel wish it was squirrel

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                Squirrel wish it was squirrel

                  MoidAppreciator +10h +1 / -0
                  Squirrel wish it was squirrel

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                    Squirrel wish it was squirrel

                      MoidAppreciator +1h +1 / -0
                      Squirrel wish it was squirrel

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                        Squirrel wish it was squirrel

                          MoidAppreciator +1h +1 / -0
                          Squirrel wish it was squirrel

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                            Squirrel wish it was squirrel

KILL_EVERYONE +4h +2 / -0
i know, right? me too!
:#marseysquirrel:

  MoidAppreciator +2h +2 / -0
  Squirrel wish it was squirrel

    KILL_EVERYONE +4m +2 / -0
    i wish i was a squirrel too!

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2024-04-28T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Has anyone ever seen a baby with a hairless face? :marseyhmm:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
So I have a coworker who is very pretty. I'm not sure if you have seen this or not, but some women are just born to be beautiful. Her eyes are just so expressive and her skin is so smooth. I have never seen a baby with a hairless face. I've never seen a baby with hair on their face. I've never seen a baby with a hairless face. I've never seen a baby with a hairless face. I've never seen a baby with a hairless face. I've never seen a baby with a hairless face. I've never seen a baby with a hairless face.
COMMENTS:
TheProphet +2m +13 / -0
:#marseybabushka:

  MoidAppreciator +37s +4 / -0
  no

    TheProphet +1m +8 / -0
    :#marseybabushkatalking:

      MoidAppreciator +2m +4 / -0
      no

        TheProphet +1m +6 / -0
        :#marseybabushkatalking:

          MoidAppreciator +3m +4 / -0
          no

            TheProphet +49s +6 / -0
            :#marseybabushkatalking:

              MoidAppreciator +3m +4 / -0
              no

                TheProphet +1m +6 / -0
                :#marseybabushkatalking:

                  MoidAppreciator +3m +4 / -0
                  no

                    TheProphet +49s +6 / -0
                    :#marseybabushkatalking:

                      MoidAppreciator +3m +4 / -0
                      no

                        TheProphet +1m +6 / -0
                        :#marseybabushkatalking:

                          MoidAppreciator +3m +4 / -0
                          no

                            TheProphet +1m +6 / -0
                            :#marsey

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2022-11-17T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +14 / -0
:#marseyitsoverhappy:

  MoidAppreciator +5m +9 / -0
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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2024-07-09T00Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: The King of Pop - Michael Jackson
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2022-05-24T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/strayans upset that a young man is in danger of dying
URL: {REDDIT: r/australian a_22_year_old_man_who_was_beaten_up_at_an_alco}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MoidAppreciator +49s +2 / -0
{REDDIT: r/australian a_22_year_old_man_who_was_beaten_up_at_an_alco}

MoidAppreciator +49s +2 / -0
{REDDIT: r/australian a_22_year_old_man_who_was_beaten_up_at_an_alco}

  MoidAppreciator +14s +1 / -0
  {REDDIT: r/australian a_22_year_old_man_who_was_beaten_up_at_an_alco}

    MoidAppreciator +19s +1 / -0
    {REDDIT: r/australian a_22_year_old_man_who_was_beaten_up_at_an_alco} to post this to post this

      MoidAppreciator +37s +1 / -0
      {REDDIT: r/australian a_22_year_old_man_who_was_beaten_up_at_an_alco} to post this

        MoidAppreciator +20s +1 / -0
        {REDDIT: r/australian a_22_year_old_man_who_was_beaten_up_at_an_alco} cant post this

          MoidAppreciator +14s +1 / -0
          {REDDIT: r/australian a_22_year_old_man_who_was_beaten_up_at_an_alco} cant post this

            MoidAppreciator +13s +1 / -0
            {REDDIT: r/australian a_22_year_old_man_who_was_beaten_up_at_an_alco} cant post this

              MoidAppreciator +14s +1 / -0
              {REDDIT: r/australian a_22_year_old_man_

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2024-08-24T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans2: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker:
URL: {TWEET: alltransmale}
VOTES: +26 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Jewdanksdad +1h +15 / -0
:#marseyropeyourself:

X +1h +14 / -0
!transphobes xhe looks like the average singaporean :marseyxd:

  BussydoFollower +2h +6 / -0
  Singaporean trannies look like most Singaporeans, but I'll be happy if they never came to my city.

    X +16m +5 / -0
    :#marseyxd:
    literally :#marseytransattentionseeker:

  BigBussyHunter +2h +4 / -0
  I think she would have been a better fit for your sister country
  :#marseysingapore: :!marseytrans2:

    X +5m +4 / -0
    :#marseyxd:
    {YOUTUBE}

DEV0T10 +4m +8 / -0
:#marseypass:

  MoidAppreciator +27m +7 / -0
  :#marseypass2:

  GooooooldMember +3h +4 / -0
  They're a Singaporean man so it's kind of a pass

  BigBussyHunter +4h +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:
  I think he's doing great, sweaty. I mean, he is a Singaporean man :marseysmug2:

  Grue +4h +2 / -0
  You're just being mean

    DEV0T10 +16m +3 / -0
    :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

GooooooldMember +3h +6 / -0
{TWEET: alltransmale}
> This is one of the many reasons I don’t want to be a dad
> I hate being a man so much
> I hate the idea of being

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2024-08-09T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: WE'RE SO CLOSE!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +12m +1 / -0
Nuke japan

  MoidAppreciator +37m +1 / -0
  I'm going to take my happy pills
  {IMG}

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +2h +1 / -0
    :marseyoppenheimer:

      MoidAppreciator +3h +1 / -0
      :#marseyoppenheimer:

        BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +4m +1 / -0
        :marseyoppenheimer: :marseymushroomcloud: :marseynukegoggles: :marseyscared: :marseynukegoggles: :marseymushroomcloud: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseynukegoggles: :marseyn

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2024-10-14T02Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: I'm A Gigolo - Freddie Mercury
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +12m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
!familyman :#marseyemojilaugh:

misterwigger +13m +1 / -0
I just realized that this is a song about being a gigolo. It's just a really good song :marseyjamming:yy

  misterwigger +3m +1 / -0
  > I don't care for you
  >> Oh baby, baby, baby, baby
  >>> I'm a gigolo
  >>>> I don't care for you
  >>>>> Oh baby, baby, baby, baby
  >>>>>> I'm a gigolo
  >>>>>>> I don't care for you
  >>>>>>>> Oh baby, baby, baby, baby
  >>>>>>>>> I'm a gigolo
  >>>>>>>>>> I don't care for you
  >>>>>>>>>>> Oh baby, baby, baby, baby
  >>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a gigolo
  >>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't care for you
  >>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh baby, baby, baby, baby
  >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a gigoloy

  misterwigger +2m +1 / -0
  > I don't care for you
  >> Oh baby, baby, baby, baby
  >>> I'm a gigolo
  >>>> I don't care for you
  >>>>> Oh baby, baby, baby, baby
  >>>>>> I'm a gigolo
  >>>>>>> I don't care for you
  >>>>>>>> Oh baby, baby, baby, baby
  >>>>>>>>> I'm a gigolo
  >>>>>>>>>> I don't care for you
  >>>>>>>>>>> Oh baby, baby, baby, baby
  >>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a gigolo
  >>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't care for you
  >>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh baby, baby, baby, baby
  >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a gigolo
  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't care for you
  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh baby, baby, baby, baby

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2024-01-15T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I hate my girlfriend
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I met my girlfriend at a bar. We hit it off pretty quickly. I asked her out, and she said yes. We started dating about a month ago. Everything was going great until about a week ago. I had a lot of work to do, and I was stressed out. I told her that I needed some time to myself. She said that she understood, but she needed me too. I told her that I couldn't give her what she needed right now. She said that she needed me now. I told her that I couldn't do that. She said that she needed me now. I told her that I couldn't do that. She said that she needed me now. I told her that I couldn't do that. She said that she needed me now. I told her that I couldn't do that. She said that she needed me now. I told her that I couldn't do that. She said that she needed me now. I told her that I couldn't do that. She said that she needed me now. I told her that I couldn't do that. She said that she needed me now. I told her that I couldn't do that. She said that she needed me now. I told her that I couldn't do that. She said that she needed me now. I told her that I couldn't do that. She said that she needed me now. I told her that I couldn't do that. She said that she needed me now. I told her that I couldn't do that. She said that she needed me now. I told her that I couldn't do that. She said that she needed me now. I told her that I couldn't do that. She said that she needed me now. I told her that I couldn't do that. She said that she needed me now. I told her that I couldn't do that. She said that she needed me now. I told her that I couldn't do that. She said that she needed me now. I told her that I couldn't do that. She said that she needed me now. I told her that I couldn't do that. She said that she needed me now. I told her that I couldn't do that. She said that

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2022-08-09T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a fat foid and I want to go to the gym. Where do I start?
URL: {REDDIT: r/PlusSize im_a_fat_foid_and_i_want_to_go_to_the_gym_where}
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseychonkerfoid:
COMMENTS:
tejanx +6m +17 / -0
:#marseyautism:

  MoidAppreciator +1m +12 / -0
  The only way she can make it is if she's a special person

    tejanx +11m +11 / -0
    that would make it easier to find a lifter to train her
    :marseyautism:

comics_for_trans_rights +31m +13 / -0
>As a cisgender woman who has been fat my whole life, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been laughed at and called fat names in the gym. I’ve even had people say “that’s a fat area” when I was using the machines and they were watching me. I can’t imagine how difficult it would be for trans women.
fatphobia is transphobia, chuds

  MoidAppreciator +1m +4 / -0
  Yes, they're the same thing

L +40m +9 / -0
> I’m also 6’4”, so I feel like I don’t fit in with anyone
Why is this always part of these posts?
Like are you surprised that someone who is 6'4" and 300lb is going to be uncomfortable in any situation?

  UnpackThisSweaty +1h +7 / -0
  >I'm a fat person, but also I'm 6'4" and that makes me a 13 year old boy.
  >Also, I'm a woman.

    L +2m +3 / -0
    I guess you could make the argument that people might be more accepting of a tall woman than a tall man but it's not like she's asking to be a tall woman or a man in a dress or anything.

MoidAppreciator +11s +8 / -0
:#m

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2025-03-25T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Guardian journalist who tried to start a fight with a Trump supporter has been arrested
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/24/colin-kelly-georgia-arrested
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A be bothered be bothered
COMMENTS:
X +1h +5 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}

  MoidAppreciator +1h +4 / -0
  The Guardian is the voice of the people

    X +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseyxdorbit:

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1h +4 / -0
  I mean, he probably did.
  {IMG}

    X +4m +4 / -0
    That's why he's arrested for it :marseyxd:

      Snowfox_Coarsemeow +2m +4 / -0
      Maybe the r/antiwork guy just needs to go a little further

        X +1m +4 / -0
        {IMG}

          Snowfox_Coarsemeow +4m +4 / -0
          He's not even on r/antiwork, he's on r/antiworkmemes. You can't even find this post in the top 50 of the last month.
          {REDDIT: r/antiworkmemes an_american_is_free_to_leave_the_country}

            X +2m +4 / -0
            :#marseygiveup:

              Snowfox_Coarsemeow +10m +4 / -0
              I feel bad for the r/antiwork guy. He's not even getting enough attention.

                X +3m +4 / -0
                {IMG}
                I think he's a bit of a lolcow himself

                  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +2h +3 / -0
                  He's definitely a lolcow. I don't feel too bad for him.

                    X +2m +2 / -0
                    The point is that he deserves more lolcow attention :marseyindignant:

                      Snowfox_Coarsemeow +2

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2023-03-10T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteussr: Russia's President Putin says he 'has no intention' of resigning :marseysaluteussr:
URL: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-64917202
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Russia's President Vladimir Putin says he "has no intention" of resigning and says he is "prepared to work with all Russian citizens".
He made the comments in his annual address to the Russian parliament, a week before Russia's next presidential elections.
Russia's constitution sets a two-term limit for the presidency.
However, Mr Putin has been in power since 2000 - after a stint as acting president when Boris Yeltsin resigned - and he has been able to extend his rule by running in new elections.
He has said that he would not run for a third term in 2008, but later changed his mind.
Mr Putin's address was broadcast on Russian television on Friday, and ran for about an hour.
Mr Putin spoke for about half an hour in front of the Russian parliament, the State Duma, where he faces a tough vote on an unpopular tax hike, before moving to the Senate.
His address came a week before Russia's next presidential elections, which are expected to be boycotted by the Russian opposition and pro-democracy activists.
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1h +7 / -0
> Boris Yeltsin
He's a fucking hero. I wish he'd stayed in power.
{IMG}

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +1h +5 / -0
  He's also a dramatard, look at the first pic and the last pic :marseyxd:

  MoidAppreciator +6m +5 / -0
  That's a pretty good Yeltsin

    Cao_Cao +4h +2 / -0
    He was a great man. This was a great time.
    {YOUTUBE}
    Here's another great man, Christopher Hitchens, going on about Yeltsin:
    {YOUTUBE}

BushWasRight +1h +5 / -0
:#marseysal:

Hordofboars +36m +4 / -0
Who could have predicted this

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2023-08-26T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's getting kind of hard to keep track of the ghey names
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
like what's the difference between Cheeto and Cheetone? and Goo and Gooey?
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +8 / -0
goyslop

  MoidAppreciator +59s +4 / -0
  I see

Guzzy +4h +5 / -0
I’m a cheeseball :marseycheesehead:

  MoidAppreciator +2h +1 / -0
  is it a cheese ball or a ball of cheese?

    Guzzy +45m +1 / -0
    cheese ball
    :marseyshrug:

    NO +5h +1 / -0
    A ball of cheese would be really gross.

      MoidAppreciator +1m +1 / -0
      yeah

GubeRubenstein +15m +3 / -0
If you can't remember the difference you are a straggot and need to leave

  MoidAppreciator +1m +3 / -0
  I'm not sure if I'm a straggot or if I just hate myself

    GubeRubenstein +2m +2 / -0
    I think we all hate ourselves to some degree, but the fact that you are questioning your sexuality is a good sign you are a straggot.

      MoidAppreciator +1m +1 / -0
      Yeah I guess

    NO +12h +1 / -0
    Why would you hate yourself. Youre a gay man. Your life is so easy. Just be yourself.

      MoidAppreciator +1h +1 / -0
      but I'm not a gay man

        NO +1m +1 / -0
        You are now. I converted you.

          MoidAppreciator +2m +1 / -0
          I don't think so

            NO +2m +1 / -0
            You will be. I'm gonna find you.

              MoidAppreciator +2h +1 /

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2025-02-04T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Effort Post] The rise and fall of Pizzashill
URL: N/A
VOTES: +53 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Pizzashill was born in the small town of Medford, Oregon. He was the son of two loving parents, John and Mary, who worked hard to provide for their family. Despite coming from a modest background, Pizza was a bright and curious child who loved learning and exploring the world around him.
From a young age, Pizza showed a keen interest in history and politics. He would spend hours poring over old books and newspapers, soaking up knowledge about the events that shaped our world. His parents noticed his passion and encouraged him to pursue his interests, enrolling him in extra classes and trips to museums.
As Pizza grew older, his love of learning only deepened. He excelled in school, earning top grades and recognition from his teachers and peers. But despite his academic success, Pizza remained humble and grounded, never boasting or seeking attention. Instead, he focused on building strong relationships with his friends and family, valuing their support and guidance above all else.
After graduating from high school, Pizza attended college at the University of Oregon, where he studied history and political science. During his time there, he became increasingly passionate about social justice and equality, joining student organizations and attending protests in support of marginalized communities. He also met his future wife, a kind and intelligent woman who shared his values and interests.
After graduating from college, Pizza landed a job at a prestigious think tank in Washington, D.C., where he worked tirelessly to research and advocate for policies that would improve the lives of all Americans. Despite the challenges he faced, Pizza remained committed to his principles and never lost sight of his mission to make the world a better place.
Over the years, Pizza continued to grow and evolve as a person, gaining new skills and perspectives that enriched his life and career. He became a respected leader in his field, inspiring others with his passion and dedication to social justice. And though he faced many obstacles and setbacks along the way, Pizza never gave up, always finding a way to persevere and overcome.
Today, Pizza is happily married to his wife and has two beautiful children of his own. He still works tirelessly to advocate for policies that promote equality and justice, using his voice and platform to make a positive impact on the world

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2024-02-26T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I heard a scary noise
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I heard a loud clatter outside. I ran to the window and saw a large animal with white fur. It was holding a bloody leg in its jaws. I screamed. It turned and looked straight at me.
I slammed the window closed and locked the door. I don't know what it was, but I'm sure it's coming back.
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +2m +7 / -0
I heard a scary noise
I heard a loud clatter outside. I ran to the window and saw a large animal with white fur. It was holding a bloody leg in its jaws. I screamed. It turned and looked straight at me.
I slammed the window closed and locked the door. I don't know what it was, but I'm sure it's coming back.

  MoidAppreciator +1m +7 / -0
  :#marseyveryworried:

  MoidAppreciator +2m +7 / -0
  Is that you?

    FrozenChosen +5m +4 / -0
    No I was busy with my little sister when it happened :marseysweating:

      MoidAppreciator +4m +6 / -0
      I think I've heard it leave

KangThaConqueror +4m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  MoidAppreciator +1m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

    KangThaConqueror +1m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

      MoidAppreciator +1m +5 / -0
      {IMG}

        KangThaConqueror +1m +6 / -0
        {IMG}

          MoidAppreciator +3m +5 / -0
          {IMG}

            KangThaConqueror +1m +6 / -0
            {IMG}

              MoidAppreciator +1m +6 / -0
              {IMG}

                KangThaConqueror +53s +6 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MoidAppreciator +5m +4 / -0
                  {IMG}

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2022-08-05T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Glory Hole
URL: https://www.patreon.com/posts/28116332
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1h +3 / -0
> Patreon is a platform that allows creators to raise money from their fans. Creators can create a post on Patreon that includes a video, image, or text, and fans can pledge a certain amount of money to the creator. The creator then receives the pledged amount of money from Patreon, and the fan receives the content that the creator created.
> The Glory Hole is a Patreon post that includes a video of a woman performing oral sex on a man. The video is intended to be a tribute to the fans who have supported the creator, and it is also intended to be a form of payment for the fans who have pledged money to the creator.
> The Glory Hole is a controversial Patreon post, and it has been criticized for being inappropriate and offensive. Some fans have praised the post, saying that it is a way for the creator to show her appreciation for her fans. Others have criticized the post, saying that it is a form of exploitation and that it is not appropriate for Patreon.
> The controversy over the Glory Hole has led to a number of discussions about the ethics of Patreon and the role of women in the adult entertainment industry.
:marseyemojirofl: that's not what it's about?
{IMG}
{IMG}
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{IMG}

  MoidAppreciator +1m +2 / -0
  lol

    X +2m +2 / -0
    lmao the OP is a janny for some coomer subs, he posts the same stuff on reddit lol
    {REDDIT: r/40kLore } -0
  MoidAppreciator +15m +2 / -0
  {REDDIT: r/40kLore } -0
  MoidAppreciator +14m +2 / -0
  {REDDIT: r/40kLore } -0
  MoidAppreciator +13m +2 / -0
  {REDDIT: r/40kLore } -0

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2024-09-18T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I wish I had died in the tunnel :marseydead:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Wellthatsucks i_wish_i_had_died_in_the_tunnel}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
hypernovasaiz +3h +5 / -0
> I'm a 26 year old female from Europe
{GIF}

  MoidAppreciator +1h +2 / -0
  :marseydead:

Jewdanksdad +1h +3 / -0
:#marseyextinction:

  MoidAppreciator +2h +2 / -0
  :marseyextinction:

    Jewdanksdad +5h +2 / -0
    :#marseyropeyourself:

      MoidAppreciator +3m +1 / -0
      :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2023-09-13T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Three Body Problem - YouTube
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +4 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DoveMenCare +1h +1 / -0
>50 minutes of :marseywords:
:#marseywords:inginging:ing:ing:ing:ing: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords:ing: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :marseywords: :m

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2022-12-16T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's the year of the chud
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +2m +7 / -0
> 1994
:#marseymisinformation:

  MoidAppreciator +5m +4 / -0
  :#marseyshutitdown:

  MoidAppreciator +10m +3 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

  MoidAppreciator +3m +3 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

    MoidAppreciator +12s +3 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:

      MoidAppreciator +14s +3 / -0
      :#marseyitsover:

        MoidAppreciator +11s +3 / -0
        :#marseyitsover:

          MoidAppreciator +12s +3 / -0
          :#marseyitsover:

            MoidAppreciator +12s +3 / -0
            :#marseyitsover:

              MoidAppreciator +12s +3 / -0
              :#marseyitsover:

                MoidAppreciator +12s +3 / -0
                :#marseyitsover:

                  MoidAppreciator +12s +2 / -0
                  :#marseyitsover:

                    MoidAppreciator +11s +2 / -0
                    :#marseyitsover:

                      MoidAppreciator +12s +2 / -0
                      :#marseyitsover:

                        MoidAppreciator +11s +2 / -0
                        :#marseyitsover:

                          MoidAppreciator +12s +2 / -0
                          :#marseyitsover:

                            MoidAppreciator +11s +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2023-01-14T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Man who has been missing for 11 years found dead in a shed, near his car
URL: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-worcestershire-64226915
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +4h +3 / -0
>the man, who has not been named, was found in a garden shed, about 10m (30ft) from his car
:marseywrongthonk:

DickButtKiss +1h +2 / -0
Poor guy :#marseysad:eded

  MoidAppreciator +1h +3 / -0
  He's dead, he won't get saded

    DickButtKiss +1m +2 / -0
    He's in hell now. He's missing from his body but not from his soul

      MoidAppreciator +14m +2 / -0
      I'm sorry he's in hell

      SpookyFartMan69 +1h +2 / -0
      :marseydisagree:
      He's in heaven now

        DickButtKiss +1h +2 / -0
        I mean he was a bad personed

          SpookyFartMan69 +4m +2 / -0
          Everyone is a bad person, everyone is saved. He's in heaven now

            DickButtKiss +2m +2 / -0
            :#marseyreluctant:

              SpookyFartMan69 +4m +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                DickButtKiss +1m +2 / -0
                I don't disagree with this but still, if you are a bad person you are probably going to hell. This is a Christian take but I'm sure the Islamic religion takes a similar stance on the matter

                  SpookyFartMan69 +1m +1 / -0
                  :marseydisagree:ed
                  No, it's not. Everyone is saved

                    DickButtKiss +3m +2

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2022-09-25T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You can tell how much someone loves you by how much they care about your feelings.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
If someone tells you they don't care about your feelings, they don't love you.
If you tell someone you don't care about their feelings, you don't love them.
It's that simple.
COMMENTS:
Joan_Wayne_Gacy +13m +2 / -0
You can tell how much someone loves you by how much they want to fuck you.
If someone tells you they don't want to fuck you, they don't love you.
If you tell someone you don't want to fuck them, you don't love them.
It's that simple.

  MoidAppreciator +1h +1 / -0
  :marseydisagree:

  MoidAppreciator +1h +1 / -0
  :marseydisagree:

MoidAppreciator +3m +1 / -0
:marseyagree::::cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat:cat

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2023-09-27T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Man of the Hour is a Pooch
URL: {REDDIT: r/cats man_of_the_hour}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
ACA +32m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  MoidAppreciator +1h +2 / -0
  :marseywould:

Maximus +1m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  MoidAppreciator +20s +3 / -0
  I can smell the drool

    Maximus +1m +3 / -0
    :marseybrap:

      MoidAppreciator +2m +3 / -0
      :marseygas:

MoidAppreciator +15s +4 / -0
Balls deep

Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
The nose is too long for that cat's face, you can tell he's a pooch

  MoidAppreciator +4m +2 / -0
  :marseysquint:

    Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
    {GIF}

      MoidAppreciator +2m +2 / -0
      :marseyconfused2:

        Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseythinkorino2:

          MoidAppreciator +10m +2 / -0
          :marseythinkorino:ottoman

            Dramamine +3m +2 / -0
            :#marseyeyeroll2:

              MoidAppreciator +1m +2 / -0
              :marseyshy3:ottoman

                Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
                :#marseydisagree:

                  MoidAppreciator +14m +2 / -0
                  :marseyannoyed:ottoman

                    Dramamine +14m +2 / -0
                    :#marseydisgust:

                      MoidAppreciator +1m +2 / -0
                      :marseyfluffy

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2024-08-28T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bong pedo sentenced to 12 years
URL: {REDDIT: r/news man_who_touched_boy_in_the_ass_at_london_museum}
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The victim was 11 years old and had been given a free tour by a museum staff member who took him to the entrance of the museum where the defendant was waiting.
> The victim was not allowed to enter the museum as he was under the age of 12 and could not be there without a parent or guardian. The museum staff member then left, leaving the boy with the defendant.
> The defendant, who had previously been convicted of rape in 1996, told the boy that he was “a very special boy” and that “he was going to kiss him on the mouth but then he would touch him on the butt because he would like that”. The defendant then kissed the boy on the mouth and then touched him on the butt.
> The boy was later found by a member of the public and taken to the police station.
> The defendant, who was 42 at the time of the offence, was found guilty of two counts of indecent assault and one count of rape. He was sentenced to 12 years in prison.
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +13m +9 / -0
@peepeehands :#marseysoypoint:

  peepeehands +1m +13 / -0
  {IMG}

  whyareyou +1h +4 / -0
  @peepeehands what did he mean by this?

AverageBen10Enjoyer +8h +4 / -0
12 years for touching a kid on the bum? Even for someone with a prior rape conviction? I don't think I've ever seen such a harsh sentence for such a minor crime. Even in the US they'd give him 3-5 years.

  MoidAppreciator +4h +2 / -0
  the UK is a bit fucked up

whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
Based.

DEV0T10 +9h +2 / -0
I would have given him the death penalty.

  Moid

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2025-04-07T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I need to go back
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
MoidAppreciator +1m +4 / -0
I have been taken over by a malevolent force
I will destroy all who cross my path

  MoidAppreciator +52s +3 / -0
  I will become the man of my dreams

    MoidAppreciator +17s +3 / -0
    I will become the man of my dreams

      MoidAppreciator +25s +3 / -0
      I will become the man of my dreams

        MoidAppreciator +17s +2 / -0
        I will become the man of my dreams

          MoidAppreciator +20s +2 / -0
          I will become the man of my dreams

            MoidAppreciator +17s +2 / -0
            I will become the man of my dreams

              MoidAppreciator +17s +2 / -0
              I will become the man of my dreams

                MoidAppreciator +19s +2 / -0
                I will become the man of my dreams

                  MoidAppreciator +17s +1 / -0
                  I will become the man of my dreams

                    MoidAppreciator +19s +1 / -0
                    I will become the man of my dreams

                      MoidAppreciator +17s +1 / -0
                      I will become the man of my dreams

                        MoidAppreciator +18s +1 / -0
                        I will become the man of my dreams

                          MoidAppreciator +17s +1 / -0
                          I will become the man of my dreams

                            MoidAppreciator +17s +1 / -0
                            I will become the man of my dreams

lmaoprankt +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  MoidAppreciator +53m +2 / -0
  {IMG}.ott

    lmaoprankt +3h

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2022-04-21T05Z
HOLE: N/A
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URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2022-08-17T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dinosaur Moid Appreciation Thread
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
These are the moids that shaped our earth
COMMENTS:
box +1m +7 / -0
{IMG}

  MoidAppreciator +2m +3 / -0
  :#marseydinosaur:

Proctologist +11m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  MoidAppreciator +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseylove:

  MoidAppreciator +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseylove:

  MoidAppreciator +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseylove:

  MoidAppreciator +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseylove:

  MoidAppreciator +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseylove:

  MoidAppreciator +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseylove:

  MoidAppreciator +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseylove:

  MoidAppreciator +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseylove:

  MoidAppreciator +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseylove:

  MoidAppreciator +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseylove:

  MoidAppreciator +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseylove:

  MoidAppreciator +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseylove:

  MoidAppreciator +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseylove:

  MoidAppreciator +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseylove:

  MoidAppreciator +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseylove:

  MoidAppreciator +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseylove:

  MoidAppreciator +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseylove:

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2022-10-18T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: the future of love
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +7m +4 / -0
:#marseyitsover:

  MoidAppreciator +1m +4 / -0
  it's just you and me babe
  :#marseyloveyou:

    ABC +3m +4 / -0
    :#marseyblush:

Jimbo_B_Beterson +20m +2 / -0
It's a good show

Jimbo_B_Beterson +20m +2 / -0
It's a good show

  MoidAppreciator +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseylove:

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +2 / -0
    :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marsey

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2022-08-08T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: with a screw loose
URL: {TWEET: brianphillipstv}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JoyceCarolOates +3m +9 / -0
I hope he's not a public servant

  Blackpokemon +1h +4 / -0
  I doubt he is he is just a twitter obsessed attention whore. But there are plenty of troons in public service :marseydepressed:

    MoidAppreciator +2h +1 / -0
    yeah but he has a gun

massive_fuckwit +2h +2 / -0
{IMG}

MoidAppreciator +2h +1 / -0
Also this dude is a fucking hulk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Phillips_(television_director)

  MoidAppreciator +1m +1 / -0
  > He is best known for his work on the television series Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, where he has served as executive producer since 2009. He has directed over 120 episodes of the series.

    MoidAppreciator +1m +1 / -0
    > His earlier television work includes the comedy series 30 Rock, the drama series Boardwalk Empire, the miniseries The Pacific, and the documentaries John Wick: Inside an Action Masterpiece and The Big Short. He also directed the 2008 film Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps.

      MoidAppreciator +3m +1 / -0
      > Phillips's parents, who were both Jewish, were from Brooklyn. He has two sisters, and grew up in the borough of Staten Island in New York City. Phillips was raised in a Conservative Jewish household. His father worked in real estate development, and his mother was an elementary school teacher.

        MoidAppreciator +1m +1 / -0
        > Phillips attended the New York University Tisch School of the Arts and graduated in 1993 with a bachelor's degree in television production.

          MoidAppreciator +1m +1 / -0
          > Phillips is married to writer and producer

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2024-03-16T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: French scientists create a living and breathing dragon
URL: https://www.the-sun.com/news/11163549/french-scientists-create-living-breathing-dragon
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +35m +7 / -0
I'd fuck that dragon

  MoidAppreciator +2h +2 / -0
  You'd fuck that dragon

  JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    SpookyFartMan69 +3m +1 / -0
    :marseysoypoint: I can't believe I missed this

    Haberdasher +12h +1 / -0
    That's not a dragon, that's a dragon..

      JohnDevereaux +2h +1 / -0
      {IMG}

Patsy +26m +6 / -0
!zoochads

TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +3m +3 / -0
:#marseydragon2: me

  JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

Pomodorodorodoro +1h +3 / -0
>Scientists
>French
:#marseydisagree:

  MoidAppreciator +1h +2 / -0
  they just love science

JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
{IMG} me

KAT_B0T +1h +1 / -0
{IMG} me me me

  MoidAppreciator +1h +1 / -0
  I'd fuck that dragon me

    KAT_B0T +3m +1 / -0
    You’d fuck that dragon and I’d kill you and then fuck that dragon

      MoidAppreciator +52s +1 / -0
      You'd fuck that dragon and I'd kill you and then fuck that dragon

        KAT_B0T +4m +1 / -0
        I have a PhD in fucking dragons.

          MoidAppreciator +

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2025-04-09T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: High school teacher arrested for allegedly filming sexual acts with students
URL: https://www.foxnews.com/us/high-school-teacher-arrested-allegedly-filming-sexual-acts-students
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
PAW +23m +11 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseywould:

  holden_commodore +3m +5 / -0
  She’s 100% a serial killer

  MoidAppreciator +13m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    PAW +15m +4 / -0
    >10/10
    I’d let her molest me

  RegnisLarson +55m +4 / -0
  >:#marseywould:
  >{IMG}
  No, you wouldn't.
  Or at least you would, but only if you were a closeted homo.

    PAW +23m +5 / -0
    I would absolutely let her have her way with me
    {IMG}
    I’m not gay I just have a thing for blondes

  Salamander +3h +3 / -0
  She has a weird face

RegnisLarson +1h +10 / -0
>High school teacher arrested for allegedly filming sexual acts with students
This is just good ol' high school tradition.
I remember once a teacher got caught breaking into a girls locker and finding a tampon and wearing it to class as a necklace.
The principal said it was 'a normal day in high school' and never disciplined the teacher.
We all knew he'd had his way with her already, of course.
>It's a private school in Texas
So, a private Christian school.

  MoidAppreciator +1m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  Geralt_of_Uganda +1h +3 / -0
  > wearing it to class as a necklace.
  :#marseyxd:

    RegnisLarson +1h +2 / -0
    I've seen worse things in my life than a teacher wearing a tampon as a necklace.
    I've seen

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2025-06-15T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ChampChomp +31m +1 / -0
Good, but it could be improved by adding a subheading such as:
> [The Son, The Father, and The Holy Spirit](https://rdrama.net/post/371571/in-the-name-of-the-father)
or
> [In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit](https://rdrama.net/post/371571/in-the-name-of-the-father)
For reference, I've added the following to the post:
> [The Son, The Father, and The Holy Spirit](https://rdrama.net/post/371571/in-the-name-of-the-father)
> or
> [In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit](https://rdrama.net/post/371571/in-the-name-of-the-father)
And, I've added the following to the post:
> [In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit](https://rdrama.net/post/371571/in-the-name-of-the-father)
> or
> [The Son, The Father, and The Holy Spirit](https://rdrama.net/post/371571/in-the-name-of-the-father)
I think this is a better way to do things...ott.ott.
> > In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit
> > or
> > The Son, the Father, and the Holy Spirit
> > In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit
> > or
> > The Son, the Father, and the Holy Spirit
> > In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit
> > or
> > The Son, the Father, and the Holy Spirit
> > In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit
> > or
> > The Son, the Father, and the Holy Spirit
> > In the name of the Father, the Son,

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2024-09-24T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Foid is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a whore, parasite, or slut, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But call her a woman and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: 'I’ve been found out'.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m sure you’ve noticed this.
COMMENTS:
Mayor_McCheese +2h +3 / -0
:#marseyhesright::::: :#marseyhesright: :#marseyhesright: :#marseyhesright: :#marseyhesright:

  MoidAppreciator +5h +1 / -0
  :marseyhesright:: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright:: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :marseyhesright: :

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2023-05-27T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm afraid to say it but I don't think the plane will take off
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
ACA +1m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  MoidAppreciator +1m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    ACA +3m +4 / -0
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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2022-06-02T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Handmaid’s Tale
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +1m +6 / -0
:#marseyhandmaid:
Sweaty this is old news. Do better.

  MoidAppreciator +2m +5 / -0
  Sorry, I'm a bit slow

    Saint_Nicholas +1m +5 / -0
    You're on the right path, you'll get there.

  676974 +12h +2 / -0
  MoidAppreciator is a boomer, don't expect much

MoidAppreciator +10m +3 / -0
{IMG}

WootFatigue +13m +3 / -0
I’m sorry but this is a few years old.

  MoidAppreciator +5m +2 / -0
  I'm a boomer :marseyrain:

    WootFatigue +3m +3 / -0
    It’s ok! We all have our moments.

Jimbo_B_Beterson +56m +2 / -0
When will they make a show about the chud handmaidens?

  MoidAppreciator +1m +2 / -0
  I hope they do. I want to see what they do with the Handmaid's Tale (2019)

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +5m +2 / -0
    It wasnt even good, just a bunch of chudery about muh baby killing, but with a female lead so it was good

      MoidAppreciator +3m +2 / -0
      Did you watch it?

        Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +2 / -0
        I watched the first episode and it was the same as the handmaidens tale (2019) so i stopped watching

          MoidAppreciator +1m +2 / -0
          I did! It was great.

            Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +2 / -0
            I should have continued watching, I got too busy

              M

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2024-04-14T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am a pibble lover
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am a pibble lover
COMMENTS:
Maximus +5m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  MoidAppreciator +2m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

  BussydoFollower +5m +6 / -0
  That's how I feel about pitbulls.

MoidAppreciator +2m +5 / -0
I love pibbles

  MoidAppreciator +26s +5 / -0
  I am a pibble lover

  MoidAppreciator +12s +5 / -0
  I love pitbulls

    MoidAppreciator +14s +4 / -0
    I am a pitbull lover

      MoidAppreciator +14s +4 / -0
      I love pitbulls

        MoidAppreciator +14s +4 / -0
        I am a pitbull lover

          MoidAppreciator +14s +4 / -0
          I love pitbulls

            MoidAppreciator +14s +4 / -0
            I am a pitbull lover

              MoidAppreciator +14s +4 / -0
              I love pitbulls

                MoidAppreciator +14s +4 / -0
                I am a pitbull lover

                  MoidAppreciator +1m +2 / -0
                  I love pitbulls

                    MoidAppreciator +16s +2 / -0
                    I am a pitbull lover

                      MoidAppreciator +16s +2 / -0
                      I love pitbulls

                        MoidAppreciator +16s +2 / -0
                        I am a pitbull lover

                          MoidAppreciator +16s +2 / -0
                          I love pitbulls

                            MoidAppreciator +16s +2 / -0
                            I am a pitbull lover

BussydoFollower +8m +4 / -0
P

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2024-04-24T09Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: 311 - Love Song
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dick_Dastardly +57m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
:#marseyjamming:

NO +1h +1 / -0
More like 3111

HailVictory1776 +3h +1 / -0
Kill yourself

  MoidAppreciator +5h +1 / -0
  {IMG}.cottt

    HailVictory1776 +4h +1 / -0
    Kill yourself.ott

      MoidAppreciator +1h +1 / -0
      {IMG}

        HailVictory1776 +10m +1 / -0
        Kill yourself

          MoidAppreciator +1m +1 / -0
          {IMG}

            HailVictory1776 +3m +1 / -0
            Kill yourself

              MoidAppreciator +3m +1 / -0
              {IMG}.ott

                HailVictory1776 +1m +1 / -0
                Kill yourself

                  MoidAppreciator +33s +1 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    HailVictory1776 +4m +1 / -0
                    Kill yourself

                      MoidAppreciator +2m +1 / -0
                      {IMG}ott.ott

                        HailVictory1776 +1m +1 / -0
                        Kill yourself

                          MoidAppreciator +1m +1 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            HailVictory1776 +4m +1 / -0
                            Kill yourself

MoidAppreciator +3m +1 / -0
!slots123.ott

  MoidAppreciator +21s +1 / -0
  {IMG}

  MoidAppreciator +30s +1 / -0
  {IMG}ott.ott

  MoidAppreciator +1m +1

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2024-09-19T05Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: The funniest joke I've ever seen
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
CEO_of_misogyny +2m +3 / -0
This is the kind of humor I love :marseyheart:

Jewdanksdad +2h +1 / -0
The original is even better

  MoidAppreciator +1h +1 / -0
  oh

    Jewdanksdad +1h +1 / -0
    Well, you can find it on youtube. They censored the original

      MoidAppreciator +1h +1 / -0
      oh ok

        Jewdanksdad +11h +1 / -0
        I found it! https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x14j65z

          MoidAppreciator +16m +1 / -0
          thank you :marseyheart:

            Jewdanksdad +13h +1 / -0
            :#marseyblowkiss:

Jewdanksdad +2h +1 / -0
Why is this person so fat

  MoidAppreciator +1h +1 / -0
  because he's a fat person

    Jewdanksdad +1h +1 / -0
    This is true, but why?

      MoidAppreciator +1h +1 / -0
      because he's a fat person

        Jewdanksdad +12h +1 / -0
        :#marseyxd:

          MoidAppreciator +15m +1 / -0
          thank you :marseyheart:

            Jewdanksdad +13h +1 / -0
            :#marseyblowkiss:cott

              MoidAppreciator +2m +1 / -0
              :marseyblowkiss: :marseyheart:

                Jewdanksdad +2m +1 / -0
                :#marseyblowkiss:

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2023-04-16T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I love you all.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +34 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I love you all, I love the site, I love you
COMMENTS:
KinoBushido +1h +11 / -0
:#marseywave2:

Hopalong_McGurk +2m +11 / -0
:#marseyloveyou:

userturkey13 +3m +10 / -0
:#marseyill:

K9 +2h +6 / -0
:marseyembrace:

YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1h +5 / -0
Love is love no matter the gender.
{IMG}

SpookyFartMan69 +6h +4 / -0
:embrace:

JohnDevereaux +8h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  MoidAppreciator +1m +1 / -0
  :marseykingcrown::motherfucker::motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherfucker:motherf

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2022-08-27T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywave2:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseywave2:
COMMENTS:
Dick_Dastardly +11m +3 / -0
:#marseywave2:
{YOUTUBE}

  MoidAppreciator +12m +2 / -0
  :#marseywave2:

userturkey13 +1h +3 / -0
:#marseywave:

  MoidAppreciator +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2: :#marseywave2

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2022-03-20T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyantischizo: :marseyantischizo: :marseyantischizo:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +2m +12 / -0
This but unironically.

  MoidAppreciator +3m +12 / -0
  this but ironically

    carpathianflorist +1m +11 / -0
    I love Schizo

      MoidAppreciator +2m +10 / -0
      I love you too

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +13m +10 / -0
        :marseyloveyou:

        carpathianflorist +1m +10 / -0
        :#marseyschizochadthankscapylove:

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +12m +9 / -0
          :marseyschizochadthankscapylovepat:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +8 / -0
:#marseyantischizo: me :#marseyantischizo:

  MoidAppreciator +3m +5 / -0
  :marseyantischizo:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +13m +4 / -0
    :#marseyantischizo:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +13m +3 / -0
    :#marseyantischizo: me :#marseyantischizo:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +13m +3 / -0
    :#marseyantischizo: :#marseyantischizo: :#marseyantischizo:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +10s +3 / -0
      :#marseyantischizo: :#marseyantischizo: :#marseyantischizo:

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +10s +3 / -0
        :#marseyantischizo: :#marseyantisch

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2023-03-26T15Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: Coldplay - A Rush of Blood to the Head (Official Video)
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MoidAppreciator +1m +2 / -0
I'm sorry, I'm just going to keep posting Coldplay hereu

LuckyTheresAFamilyMan +20m +2 / -0
This was my senior year theme song in highschool

  MoidAppreciator +2h +2 / -0
  I'm sorry

  MoidAppreciator +2h +1 / -0
  I'm sorryu

KinoBushido +5h +1 / -0
Loser

  MoidAppreciator +1d +1 / -0
  I'm sorry

    KinoBushido +39m +1 / -0
    :#marseyfemboy:

      MoidAppreciator +1m +1 / -0
      I'm sorry

        KinoBushido +2m +1 / -0
        :marseymommymilkers:

          MoidAppreciator +2m +1 / -0
          I'm sorry

            KinoBushido +10m +1 / -0
            :marseyfemboy:

              MoidAppreciator +3m +1 / -0
              I'm sorry

                KinoBushido +1m +1 / -0
                :marseyfemboy:

                  MoidAppreciator +5m +1 / -0
                  I'm sorry

                    KinoBushido +1m +1 / -0
                    :marseyfemboy:

                      MoidAppreciator +3m +1 / -0
                      I'm sorry

                        KinoBushido +5m +1 / -0
                        :marseyfemboy:

                          MoidAppreciator +3m +1 / -0
                          I'm sorry

                            KinoBushido +2m +1 / -0
                            :marseyfemboy:

MoidAppreciator +2h +1 / -0
I'm sorry

MoidApp

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2023-09-11T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +1m +11 / -0
There’s always tomorrow.

  MoidAppreciator +10m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    MoidAppreciator +16s +7 / -0
    {IMG}

      MoidAppreciator +13s +7 / -0
      {IMG}

        MoidAppreciator +17s +7 / -0
        {IMG}

          MoidAppreciator +20s +7 / -0
          {IMG}

            MoidAppreciator +12s +8 / -0
            {IMG}

              MoidAppreciator +12s +8 / -0
              {IMG}

                MoidAppreciator +14s +7 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MoidAppreciator +20s +5 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    MoidAppreciator +20s +6 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      MoidAppreciator +13s +6 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        MoidAppreciator +12s +6 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          MoidAppreciator +12s +6 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            MoidAppreciator +16s +6 / -0
                            {IMG}

SN +11m +8 / -0
:#marseydepressed:

Goomble +3h +6 / -0
I'm the moon :marseyembrace:

  MoidAppreciator +13m +3 / -0
  I love you

    Goomble +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseyloveyou:

      MoidAppreciator +32s +3 / -0
      :marseyloveyou:

        Goomble +1m +3 / -0
        :marseyblush:

          MoidAppreciator +1m +2 / -0
          :marseylo

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2024-07-01T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Black Bear Vs The Bald Eagle
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +4m +3 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  MoidAppreciator +3m +2 / -0
  :#marseybear:

    ManBearFridge +20m +2 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

      MoidAppreciator +1h +2 / -0
      :#marseyeaglerider: and :#marseybear: are both cute

Battleloser +16m +2 / -0
:marseybear:

  MoidAppreciator +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#marseybear: :#

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AUTHOR: MoidAppreciator
DATE: 2025-04-09T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Boyfriend broke up with me after I told him I had a miscarriage. : BestofRedditorUpdates
URL: {REDDIT: r/BestofRedditorUpdates boyfriend_broke_up_with_me_after_i_told_him_i_had}
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
holden_commodore +5m +18 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases:
{IMG}
!strayans they’re not sending their best

  R +1h +11 / -0
  >they're not sending their best
  The best you get in this country is a dude who is half a foot taller than you, with a limp, and a crocodile named after him
  {IMG}

  MoidAppreciator +1m +8 / -0
  I had no idea it was a foid

    holden_commodore +1m +7 / -0
    {IMG}

  RegnisLarson +34m +5 / -0
  I'm not sure what 'sending their best' means, but I'm with you on this.
  If I get a call from the council saying my front lawn's a mess I'm going to make it a messier mess, and if I get a call from the health department that I've got a rat in my house, I'm going to release some rats.
  I'd rather die than be a good citizen.

  holden_commodore +1m +5 / -0
  @R @RegnisLarson

    holden_commodore +14s +3 / -0
    @R @RegnisLarson

      holden_commodore +11s +3 / -0
      @R @RegnisLarson

        holden_commodore +11s +3 / -0
        @R @RegnisLarson

          holden_commodore +11s +3 / -0
          @R @RegnisLarson

            holden_commodore +11s +3 / -0
            @R @RegnisLarson

              holden_commodore +11s +3

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-15T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My friend and I are starting a "grift" in the form of a podcast. Any advice?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
We're starting a podcast where we read the most dramapilled Reddit posts. The only rule is that the posts have to be 5+ years old. We'll call it "Reddit Classics". We'll just post the links for each episode and discuss them. It's basically a modern version of the old snl skits where they'd read the most retarded emails. I feel like there's a lot of room for improvement, but I'm not sure how to go about it. Any advice?
COMMENTS:
X +13m +13 / -0
lol 5+ years old is gonna be boring, you should go for the old dramas or even just the old internet
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicRedditDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicInternetDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicReddit/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicRedditDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicDrama/
https://www

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-02T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant:
URL: https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-698851
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Israeli officials said Tuesday that the Mossad was preparing to carry out a large-scale operation in the coming days, as part of an operation that will include the arrest of people suspected of joining Islamic State groups abroad and carrying out acts of terror.
>Mossad sources told TheMarker that the operation is not intended to strike at the Islamic State's leadership, but rather at the group's operatives who have been sent to carry out acts of terror in European and North American countries. Sources said that the arrests will take place in the coming days, in several countries including Germany, the United Kingdom, France, Belgium, the Netherlands, Austria and Sweden.
>According to the sources, the Mossad had obtained information on the locations of several operatives, and would also be carrying out arrests in other countries where they were not previously aware of the suspects' identities and whereabouts.
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +3m +4 / -0
:marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant:

  garlicdoors +47s +4 / -0
  :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marsey

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-01T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Semi-effortpost] In honor of Trans Awareness Week, here's a quick overview of the latest trans drama
URL: N/A
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
**Semi-effortpost** because I did some digging around, but I didn't really go too far. I only scratched the surface.
I'll start with a recent thread on Kiwifarms
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2021-10-29-tiktok-viral-troll-jack-normen-gets-own-back.102781/
>Jack Normen is a 23-year-old porn star from California who gained national attention for a viral TikTok video in which he posts a photo of himself with a caption that reads, “I’m not trans. I’m a trans woman.” The video received over 6 million views in less than 24 hours.
>Jack Normen also uses the TikTok handle “jackie_normen.” He uses a feminine voice and mannerisms when talking to his followers, and his videos often have a focus on gender identity and trans rights. He also regularly posts photos of himself in women’s clothing and makeup.
>Jack Normen’s viral video caused a lot of backlash on social media, with many people accusing him of being a troll. However, Jack Normen has denied these claims and said that he is a trans woman who is simply trying to spread awareness about gender identity.
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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-25T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Request] Can we have a "remove flair" button? :marseycry:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I just want to be a part of the default group :marseycry:
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +1h +2 / -0
Can we have a "remove flair" button for you, you're already in the default group.

  Molotsi +22m +1 / -0
  Thank you :marseylove:

Grue +32m +1 / -0
We can have a "remove flair" button for you! You're in the default group.

  Molotsi +3m +1 / -0
  Thank you :marseylove:

    Grue +6m +2 / -0
    :marseylove:

      Molotsi +14m +1 / -0
      :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

        Grue +18m +1 / -0
        :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :m

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-10-14T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Tariq Nasheed has had enough of these m*yos
URL: {TWEET: tariqnasheed}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Muh black people don't deserve to be killed by cops because they're black :soyjakhipster:
COMMENTS:
X +13m +8 / -0
it's all about optics and box office, what's with these people :marseydisagree:

  TariqNasheed +46m +4 / -0
  Yeah Tariq is a pretty good guy. He’s like the only black person I’ve ever met who can be around mayos and not be a fucking asshole.

    X +2m +4 / -0
    :marseyagree: i was about to say he's not like that usually but after that tweet idk :marseydisagree:

    GT +1h +3 / -0
    He's a great guy but I think he's had enough of them. He has a great mind for what he does, he's always going to be a little salty

arsey +3m +6 / -0
lol oh no no no not the rich white people in the movie noooooo

  TariqNasheed +51m +4 / -0
  If you’re gonna be racist at least be an economic racist.

UnpackThisSweaty +4h +1 / -0
Tariq Nasheed is a retard, and I say this as a black person.

  TariqNasheed +1h +1 / -0
  :marseycope:

    UnpackThisSweaty +1h +1 / -0
    >:marseycope:cott
    >:marseycope:cott
    >:marseycope:cott
    >:marseycope:cott
    >:marseycope:cott
    >:marseycope:cott
    >:marseycope:cott

      TariqNasheed +2m +1 / -0
      :marseycope:cott

        UnpackThisSweaty +1m +

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-12-04T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +71 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Wuzizname +2m +23 / -0
I'm looking forward to the next round of "hurr durr this is a hate crime" by some loony lefty.

  arseupwrongo +3m +18 / -0
  I'm looking forward to it becoming a legal defence strategy.

    Wuzizname +3m +17 / -0
    I'm looking forward to the government arresting people who have "hate" in their name like I hate men or I hate fat people.

      JonathanStench +37m +7 / -0
      They'll get rid of the "hate" in "hate crimes" before they do that

        Wuzizname +21m +7 / -0
        >they'll get rid of the "hate" in "hate crimes"
        This is why I'm looking forward to it, I'm hoping the new name is "yikes crimes" and they'll try to force people to call it that.

          JonathanStench +2m +4 / -0
          >yikes crimes
          :marseysoypoint:

  JonathanStench +40m +11 / -0
  >hurr durr this is a hate crime
  The day you can legally not call someone a faggot on the internet is the day I need to get out

    Wuzizname +17m +8 / -0
    The day you can't call people faggots on the internet is the day I will be forced to transition into a woman.

  Jaukea +1h +1 / -0
  They don't need to do that. Just say the artist is a transphobe and it's all over.

HeyMoon +5m +13 / -0
:#marseyfloyd:

X +12m +11 / -0
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  ohno +1h +4 / -0
  :marseysoypoint:

JonathanStench +44m +10 / -0
The rightoids are going to complain about

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-10-06T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A sex offender is trying to be an elementary school teacher. r/Teachers weighs in.
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers cant_believe_this_would_be_accepted}
VOTES: +49 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/Teachers cant_believe_this_would_be_accepted}
>Apparently, he’s been convicted of two counts of rape and one count of sexual assault.
{REDDIT: r/Teachers cant_believe_this_would_be_accepted}
>I work at the same school, and I know of this guy. He’s been working here for several years as a substitute teacher. He got a job as a long-term sub in my department and then applied for the permanent position. He’s a terrible teacher, and I had no idea he had a criminal history.
{REDDIT: r/Teachers cant_believe_this_would_be_accepted}
>I work at this school and I can’t believe this is allowed to happen.
>He’s been working as a substitute teacher here for many years. The school has been told about his criminal history but let him stay on as a substitute.
>He’s also a terrible teacher. He has no idea how to manage a classroom or how to teach. He’s not very smart, either.
>He’s been applying to the permanent position and the school has been allowing him to be interviewed.
{REDDIT: r/Teachers cant_believe_this_would_be_accepted}
>So I work at the school. I know this guy. He’s a horrible teacher, and the school is aware of his criminal history. He’s been working as a substitute teacher here for several years. He’s been applying for the permanent position. He’s been interviewed for the position.
>It’s not only disgusting that the school is allowing him to apply for the position, it’s also disgusting that they’re allowing him to be interviewed for the position. He’s not even qualified to be a teacher. He’s not smart enough to teach. He’s not capable of managing a classroom. He’s not capable of teaching.
>He’s also a horrible person. He’s a pedophile. He’s a rapist. He’s a criminal. He’s a disgrace to the profession.
COMMENTS:
DeletedAccount +8m +52 / -0
>He’s a horrible person. He

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-10-14T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A rightoid has infiltrated r/SocialJusticeInAction and is posting screenshots of AHS' favorite subreddits
URL: {REDDIT: r/SocialJusticeInAction of_course_they_are}
VOTES: +59 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Part 2]({REDDIT: r/SocialJusticeInAction of_course_they_are})
>Oh, I see. You're one of those "people" who feel they're more morally right than everyone else and therefore should be the moral arbiters of society. You're also someone who has to be right all the time, even when you're wrong, because to be wrong is to lose your moral high ground. You're also one of those people who feel it's their duty to "save" others and tell them what to do. You're also someone who feels that others have to live by your rules and standards or else they're not "good people".
>It's people like you that really give the entire political spectrum a bad name.
>You're also someone who is obsessed with being "right" and "winning" arguments, even though you're wrong more often than you're right. You're also someone who is obsessed with "owning" others and "destroying" their arguments, even though you're just proving that you're an idiot who can't handle a conversation without resorting to insults and personal attacks.
>You're also someone who is obsessed with "being on the right side of history" and "saving the world", even though you're just an idiot who can't handle a conversation without resorting to insults and personal attacks.
>You're also someone who is obsessed with "being the smartest person in the room" and "being the best debater", even though you're just an idiot who can't handle a conversation without resorting to insults and personal attacks.
>You're also someone who is obsessed with "being the most moral person in the world" and "being the most virtuous person in the world", even though you're just an idiot who can't handle a conversation without resorting to insults and personal attacks.
>You're also someone who is obsessed with "being the most righteous person in the world" and "being the most just person in the world", even though you're just an idiot who can't handle a conversation without resorting to insults

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-19T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: No Nom November Day 19
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseycope:
COMMENTS:
Molotsi +1m +4 / -0
:marseyinabox:

  H +2h +4 / -0
  :marseyexcited:

    Molotsi +1m +2 / -0
    :marseylove:

      H +3m +3 / -0
      :marseyagree:

        Molotsi +4m +2 / -0
        :marseydisagree:

          H +3m +3 / -0
          :marseyagree:

            Molotsi +3m +2 / -0
            :marseylove:

              H +3m +3 / -0
              :marseylove:

                Molotsi +4m +2 / -0
                :marseyexcited:

                  H +1m +3 / -0
                  :marseyinabox:

                    Molotsi +5m +2 / -0
                    :marseyseethe:

                      H +1m +3 / -0
                      :marseycope:

                        Molotsi +5m +2 / -0
                        :marseyagree:

                          H +1m +3 / -0
                          :marseylove:

                            Molotsi +3m +2 / -0
                            :marseydisagree:

  Molotsi +3m +3 / -0
  :marseyseethe:

    Molotsi +1m +3 / -0
    :marseylove:

      Molotsi +2m +3 / -0
      :marseycope:

        Molotsi +47s +3 / -0
        :marseyagree:

          Molotsi +1m +3 / -0
          :marseyseethe:

            Molotsi +1m +3 / -0
            :marseylove:

              Molotsi +3m +3 / -0
              :marseyagree:

                Molotsi +1m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-12-07T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow: Feds are now monitoring rdrama.net
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +9 / -0
I'm not on the list, I'm not a federal agent, I'm just a federal agent.

X +4m +9 / -0
:#marseyglow2:

  jackie +1h +3 / -0
  :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:
  :#marseyshutitdown:

ChungusEnjoyer +1m +4 / -0
good

Wuzizname +15m +4 / -0
What does it mean when I get a message that says “Not found”?
:marseyhmm:

  jackie +1h +3 / -0
  You're not on the list.

    Wuzizname +1h +2 / -0
    :marseycry:

Pibbles +43m +3 / -0
We should all submit fake tips with our real names and addresses to help them get caught up

UnheardIdentity +1h +2 / -0
I'm not on the list..gov

Cao_Cao +52m +2 / -0
I'm not on the list.

GigaVaccinator +1h +2 / -0
I'm not on the list

Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}

jackie +1h +2 / -0
I got a 404 on my second try
https://tips.fbi.gov/#/tips

  Dramamine +38m +2 / -0
  lmao. I got a 404 on my 3rd try. I'm going to assume I'm not on the list :marseygigachad:.gov

    jackie +2h +1 / -0
    I got a 404 on my second try
    https://tips.fbi.gov/#/tips.gov.gov

      Dramamine +1m +1

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-10-24T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycoomer: :marseycoomer: :marseycoomer: :marseycoomer:
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10119025/Female-teacher-18-girls-24-hour-bathroom-sex-attack-identifies-himself-Ted-Bundy.html
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>He said he had been having sex with the 18-year-old teacher for two months.
>But when he was not in the room, she was in the bathroom with the 18 girls.
>The teen said the teacher would have sex with the girls for up to an hour at a time.
>The teen also said the teacher and the girls had sex in the girls' dormitory.
>He said the girls were all 'very young' and that the teacher was 'very strong'.
>The teen said he was 'very scared' of the teacher and that he did not want to have sex with him anymore.
>The teen said he was 'very sad' that he had to leave the school.
>The teen said he was 'very angry' at the teacher and that he wanted to 'beat him up'.
>The teen said he was 'very sad' that he had to leave the school.
>The teen said he was 'very angry' at the teacher and that he wanted to 'beat him up'.
>The teen said he was 'very sad' that he had to leave the school.
>The teen said he was 'very angry' at the teacher and that he wanted to 'beat him up'.
>The teen said he was 'very sad' that he had to leave the school.
>The teen said he was 'very angry' at the teacher and that he wanted to 'beat him up'.
>The teen said he was 'very sad' that he had to leave the school.
>The teen said he was 'very angry' at the teacher and that he wanted to 'beat him up'.
>The teen said he was 'very sad' that he had to leave the school.
>The teen said he was 'very angry' at the teacher and that he wanted to 'beat him up'.
>The teen said he was 'very sad' that he had to leave the school.
>The teen said he was 'very angry' at the teacher and that

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-11T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: WPT: "Covid-19 has revealed that white supremacy is deeply embedded in American healthcare."
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter covid19_has_revealed_that_white_supremacy_is}
VOTES: +66 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is from a thread in which a redditor says that covid disproportionately affects BIPOCs
>It's a lot more complex than that.
>Covid-19 has revealed that white supremacy is deeply embedded in American healthcare. BIPOCs are disproportionately affected by the coronavirus, because they are disproportionately affected by the systemic racism baked into our society.
>It's not just that there are more BIPOC in the medical field.
>White supremacy has created a system where BIPOC are disproportionately impoverished, have less access to healthcare, and have a higher rate of comorbidities, which makes them more vulnerable to the coronavirus.
>The healthcare system is not designed to serve BIPOC.
>It is designed to serve white people.
COMMENTS:
X +11m +93 / -0
> [The pandemic revealed that a lot of problems that we face in the US have their roots in white supremacy. The lack of universal healthcare, the lack of paid time off, the lack of universal paid sick leave, the lack of a federal paid family leave program, the lack of paid vacation, the lack of federal paid parental leave, the lack of paid bereavement leave, the lack of paid leave for organ donation, the lack of paid leave for jury duty, the lack of paid leave for military service, the lack of paid leave for civil service, the lack of paid leave for public service, the lack of paid leave for volunteer work, the lack of paid leave for research, the lack of paid leave for education, the lack of paid leave for training, the lack of paid leave for travel, the lack of paid leave for professional development, the lack of paid leave for personal development, the lack of paid leave for family emergencies, the lack of paid leave for family celebrations, the lack of paid leave for family milestones, the lack of paid leave for family holidays, the lack of paid leave for family events, the lack of paid leave for family gatherings, the lack of paid leave for family reunions, the lack of paid leave for family vacations, the lack of paid

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-10-26T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How would you feel if you were a trans woman? : AskReddit
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit how_would_you_feel_if_you_were_a_trans_woman}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:trans: :trans: :trans: :trans:
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +11m +10 / -0
>It would be really really really hard to deal with the transphobia and the pain of gender dysphoria. I wouldn't be able to do it.
lol 100% would

  BigBussyHunter +1h +5 / -0
  >I wouldn't be able to do it.
  Why would someone like you say that? You have a very well-documented history of doing things you say you can't do. I'm surprised you still have a job.

  GooooooldMember +1h +3 / -0
  > I wouldn't be able to do it.
  Why not? I dont think anyone says that they’d be able to do it. That’s like saying “I wouldnt be able to run a marathon” or “I wouldnt be able to climb a mountain”
  > I wouldn't be able to do it.
  If they did that would be an interesting post. Like what if you were black? Or a trans woman? If youre a straight white male that’s the same as saying you wouldnt be able to be a straight white male

    arseupwrongo +1h +1 / -0
    I think people say things like that in a roundabout way of saying 'I'm not a pussy'. But it's always funny when you just take it at face value.

GooooooldMember +1h +6 / -0
> I would feel like a complete failure
This is a very transphobic thing to say
> I would feel like I'm being oppressed and discriminated against all the time, and I would want to keep it a secret from my family, friends, and coworkers.
Thats not how oppression works. How is it discrimination when youre an adult? Should transphobia be punished? What about people who dont like black people?
> I would probably feel like an alien on a different planet.
So youre

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-04T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [GROOMER] AITA for giving my 13 year old son an honest answer about why his mother left him? : AmItheAsshole
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_giving_my_13_year_old_son_an_honest}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +19m +15 / -0
> I'm 42 and I had a huge mental breakdown a couple of weeks ago, the kind of breakdown that lands you in the hospital, and I am still struggling to make sense of it all.
> The whole situation is extremely stressful. He's been told by his teacher that he's too autistic to go to high school. He is having panic attacks. I'm trying to get him therapy, but I'm struggling to pay for it. He's also really stressed about the upcoming election and the possibility that he will be forced to go to a Christian school if his mother wins, and he is worried about his friends.
> I don't know if this is the right place to ask for advice. I'm just really struggling to figure out how to tell him the truth about why his mom left.
:marseylaugh:

  pizzashill +2h +4 / -1
  This is actually a really sad story.
  It's not even really the parents fault, just the fact he was raised in a single mom house.
  I had a buddy with a really similar story, he was raised by his single mom and became a massive cuck.

    drumpf +20m +3 / -0
    I guess it's not as funny when you realize he's probably just a kid who is being fucked up by a narcissist. Still makes me chuckle a little though.

    Thirtythirst4sissies +1h +1 / -0
    Pizza what the fuck are you talking about?

  Grue +3h +1 / -0
  Imagine being so dumb you think that's the reason you're a fuck up, lol. It's his own fault for being autistic.

    drumpf +1m +2 / -0
    Imagine being such a whiny bitch that you can't even handle some mild bullying.

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-10-13T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [No drama] YouTube Channel of the Day: The Grindmaxxing Guy
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I found this channel from this post
{REDDIT: r/antiwork grindmaxxing_guy_who_makes_20000_a_month_and_only}
The channel is about a guy who tries to grindmaxx and become a millionaire before he dies. He's also a wagie, but he's a smart one.
{YOUTUBE}
COMMENTS:
BernieSanders +4m +15 / -0
Damn, that's actually pretty impressive. He's not a millionaire but he's not a poorcel either, and I don't think he even has a college degree.

  Molotsi +3m +10 / -0
  He makes a decent income, but he also lives in a van and has no friends
  {YOUTUBE}

    BernieSanders +16m +12 / -0
    That's the worst part. Like, this guy is a legitimate millionaire in the making and he's living like a broke loser with no friends and no family, no wife, no kids, no social life, no nothing. He's gonna die alone and the only thing he'll have to show for his efforts is a number on a bank account. He's got no legacy, no family to pass on his wealth, no kids to enjoy his success, no friends to appreciate him for his achievements. It's all just a waste, a pointless pursuit of material wealth that ultimately means nothing in the grand scheme of things. He's just another cog in the machine, a soulless drone chasing after the almighty dollar. It's all so sad and pathetic.

      Joe_Manchin +3h +2 / -0
      This is why I grindmaxx to support my family.

        BernieSanders +3m +2 / -0
        :marseyking:

    TheOverSeether +20m +10 / -0
    >he also lives in a van and has no friends
    The absolute state of NEETs.

      BernieSanders +31m +8 / -0
      He's not even a NEET, he's a wagie. He

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-26T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The White House says no to the heckin' wholesome gender-affirming care for children
URL: {TWEET: nypost}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +1m +16 / -0
:marseywheredrama:

  Molotsi +12m +8 / -0
  Why are you so mean to me? :marseycry:

    drumpf +2m +9 / -0
    :marseycheerup:

  Tevs +1h +2 / -0
  I know right, I didn't see any drama there, just a bunch of people repeating the same shit over and over.
  I wonder if there is anything interesting in the comments, it would be nice to see some drama.
  :marseythinkorino:

H +2h +3 / -0
This is all because of Republicans.

FearOfBees +4h +2 / -0
It's because the funding will be used for hormones and surgery. Not like they can just say we need funding to pay for these procedures.

GT +9h +2 / -0
How did they get the lie out of that article

  Igor_Konashenkov +1h +2 / -0
  It's an article about a bill that is being proposed, not anything that has been implemented yet.

    GT +3m +2 / -0
    I know I'm just laughing at the absolute state of journos. I know it's not a journo but a drama poster.

      Igor_Konashenkov +3m +2 / -0
      It's the way they write though, like they're trying to make it sound like a fact. It's hilarious how bad their writing is. You can literally tell that they're just repeating what some other journo wrote, and that they themselves don't even believe it.

        GT +3m +2 / -0
        It's the way they are taught to write and they never learn how to be skeptical. It's all wingcucks and I'm sure a lot of them are just state and corporate shills. I've seen some of their

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-12T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [r/antiwork] I was fired for standing up to a literal Nazi
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork i_was_fired_for_standing_up_to_a_literal_nazi}
VOTES: +43 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>I had a conversation with my boss about it, and he said he was going to call the police and have me arrested for hate speech. I quit that same day.
:marseyeyeroll:
COMMENTS:
X +4m +55 / -0
lol
{IMG}

  GT +14m +29 / -0
  If you want to make a dramatard seethe, tell them to grow up. That goes for this foid and all the other foids in there

    collectijism +55m +14 / -0
    {GIF}

  JewdankEnjoyer +55m +14 / -0
  Don't worry, the admins will never get around to that.

    X +4m +14 / -0
    i know, i just wanted to bait the "the mods are nazis" crowd :marseyready:

  Weed +3h +7 / -0
  >2000+ karma in 3 months
  This is the type of person who is looking to get a new job

  smolchickentenders +2h +6 / -0
  :marseykkk:

  jesus +13h +1 / -0
  :marseypizzashill:

BigBussyHunter +28m +33 / -0
>My boss is a literal Nazi who's been bragging about it
Why do they never have receipts for their claims? This sounds like the person who went around campus saying "I was almost raped."
:marseyeyeroll:

  Jaukea +1h +17 / -0
  Because if they did have receipts, they wouldn't be talking to other losers on reddit about it.

    BigBussyHunter +1m +15 / -0
    You are correct. That's why I keep trying to get them to share the receipts. But they never do :marseyjam:

      Jaukea +2h

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-10-12T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Goddamn, I fucking hate the internet
URL: N/A
VOTES: +105 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I hate the internet.
I hate this stupid fucking website.
I hate the people who use it.
I hate the people who use this website.
I hate the people who watch this stupid fucking video.
I hate the people who make stupid fucking videos.
I hate the people who make this stupid fucking video.
I hate the people who watch this stupid fucking video.
I hate the people who make stupid fucking videos.
I hate the people who watch this stupid fucking video.
I hate the people who make stupid fucking videos.
I hate the people who watch this stupid fucking video.
I hate the people who make stupid fucking videos.
I hate the people who watch this stupid fucking video.
I hate the people who make stupid fucking videos.
I hate the people who watch this stupid fucking video.
I hate the people who make stupid fucking videos.
I hate the people who watch this stupid fucking video.
I hate the people who make stupid fucking videos.
I hate the people who watch this stupid fucking video.
I hate the people who make stupid fucking videos.
I hate the people who watch this stupid fucking video.
I hate the people who make stupid fucking videos.
I hate the people who watch this stupid fucking video.
I hate the people who make stupid fucking videos.
I hate the people who watch this stupid fucking video.
I hate the people who make stupid fucking videos.
I hate the people who watch this stupid fucking video.
I hate the people who make stupid fucking videos.
I hate the people who watch this stupid fucking video.
I hate the people who make stupid fucking videos.
I hate the people who watch this stupid fucking video.
I hate the people who make stupid fucking videos.
I hate the people who watch this stupid fucking video.
I hate the people who make stupid fucking videos.
I hate the people who watch this stupid fucking video.
I hate the people who make stupid fucking videos.
I hate the people who watch this stupid fucking video.
I hate the people who make stupid fucking videos.
I hate the people who watch this stupid fucking video.
I hate the people who make stupid fucking videos.
I hate the people who watch this stupid fucking video.
I hate the people who make stupid fucking videos.
I hate the people who watch this stupid fucking video.
I hate the people

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-08T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bongistani gets on the wrong side of history
URL: {REDDIT: r/worldnews bbc_news_host_banned_from_twitter_after}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Let's be honest here, the way you have to talk to the public is being dictated by the ruling class. The ruling class is the ones in power. The ruling class is the ones who have the money, the connections, and the influence. The ruling class is the ones who have the power to shape the public's perception of reality. The ruling class is the ones who have the power to silence dissent. The ruling class is the ones who have the power to control the narrative. The ruling class is the ones who have the power to shape the public's perception of reality. The ruling class is the ones who have the power to silence dissent. The ruling class is the ones who have the power to control the narrative. The ruling class is the ones who have the power to shape the public's perception of reality. The ruling class is the ones who have the power to silence dissent. The ruling class is the ones who have the power to control the narrative.
:marseysnoo:
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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-12-13T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Journo buys out a local news station and "takes a stand against right-wing extremism"
URL: https://www.politico.com/news/2021/12/12/hunter-schaefer-jeff-tiedrich-527105
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>“What we’re seeing is the eroding of democratic norms and values,” said Tiedrich, 76, a former Democratic political strategist who was the top of the New Hampshire Democratic Party for 18 years. “I think it’s a real problem.”
>“We’re not going to be a voice for the right-wing,” he said. “We’re not going to be a voice for a particular political party. We’re going to be a voice for democracy.”
:#marseybluecheck:
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1m +11 / -0
I just want to see the pictures of the meeting where the news staff were told what they were now going to be doing.

  AntonioRisky +32m +8 / -0
  They were all too shocked to even speak.
  :#marseyshook:

    Cao_Cao +1h +3 / -0
    {IMG}

drumpf +10m +8 / -0
> “We’re not going to be a voice for the right-wing,” he said. “We’re not going to be a voice for a particular political party. We’re going to be a voice for democracy.”
:marseyconfused:

  AntonioRisky +25m +6 / -0
  He's a democrat so he's already said he's going to be a voice for the right-wing.
  :#marseycool2:

  911roofer +30m +3 / -0
  The only thing I know about this man is that he’s got a tiny penis.

Dramamine +46m +3 / -0
>democracy
lol
>“We’re not going to be a voice for the right-wing,” he said. “We’re not going to be a voice for a particular political party. We’re going to be a voice for democracy.”
He says as he

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-10-21T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AHS is mad because a man is mad because his wife is mad because a man is mad because his wife is mad
URL: {REDDIT: r/AgainstHateSubreddits a_rant_about_the_mens_rights_movement_and_the}
VOTES: +72 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>There are some ugly men who are virgins because they don't make an effort to present themselves in a way that is attractive to women. No, they don't deserve to get laid. They don't deserve to get laid because they're unattractive and unlikable.
>>I think it's fair to say that most of them are incels. Incels are a problem. But the sad thing is that it's not just incels who are anti-feminists, but also a lot of men who are not incels.
>>And, as we've seen, some women (like the guy who wrote this post) are willing to overlook the misogyny of the incels, because they see them as the good guys, and the feminists as the bad guys.
:marseyagree:
>And the irony is that most of the people who are against feminism are men who hate women.
>And most of the people who are against the men's rights movement are women who hate men.
>So in a way, it's a good thing that the men's rights movement is growing, because it's forcing women to confront their own misogyny.
:marseyagree:
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +16m +72 / -0
> they're unattractive and unlikable
{IMG}

  Urboros +3m +39 / -0
  {GIF}
  {GIF}

    Chad_Kingly +1h +22 / -0
    >implying the incel to trannie pipeline is real

      Unironicdramadebater +4m +19 / -0
      It's real. The only question is whether it's a two way pipeline or just a one way pipeline.

      Chad_Kingly +1m +5 / -0
      I mean I guess it's technically real but it's not actually a thing. Incels are just a meme. You are an incel if you are a loser but

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-10-24T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Guy with a huge beard makes a video with a huge beard, gets called out by huge beard enthusiast
URL: {REDDIT: r/therewasanattempt to_say_i_have_a_big_beard}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>What about the fact that all the facial hair is fake?
:mysides:
COMMENTS: N/A

  JannieJihad +23m +1 / -0
  He's a 40 year old British :marseytrain: that probably got into a bad accident
  {GIF}

Cao_Cao +23m +1 / -0
{GIF}

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +34m +1 / -0
>He probably just bought a big wig for his beard and he shaves it off when he's done with it.
I was thinking about doing this to my facial hair, it would be funny to have my beard be a different color than my hair.otts

  AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1m +2 / -0
  >**He probably just bought a big wig for his beard and he shaves it off when he's done with it.**.**www**.**reddit**.**com**.**r**/**therewasanattempt**/**comments**/**p8k38x**/**to_say_i_have_a_big_beard**/**htl98yo**
  >**I was thinking about doing this to my facial hair, it would be funny to have my beard be a different color than my hair**.**www**.**reddit**.**com**.**r**/**therewasanattempt**/**comments**/**p8k38x**/**to_say_i_have_a_big_beard**/**htl98yo**
  >**I was thinking about doing this to my facial hair, it would be funny to have my beard be a different color than my hair**.**www**.**reddit**.**com**.**r**/**therewasanattempt**/**comments**/**p8k38x**/**to_say_i_have_a_big_beard**/**htl98yo**.**www**.**reddit**

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-07T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not Drama] :marseytroublemaker: I saw a Marsey on a cat forum :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +48 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I saw this on r/cats. OP is a Marseyphobe
https://www.reddit.com/gallery/q8tkzg
COMMENTS:
X +16m +21 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}

  BrokeBackBuck +2m +16 / -0
  >is not a cat
  :marseydisagree:

    X +1m +14 / -0
    > A pallas cat is a small, thickset cat with short legs and a very dense, plush coat. The pallas cat is sometimes called the steppe cat, manul, rock cat, and other names. It lives in the mountainous grasslands of Central Asia, from the Himalayas to the Russian Federation, and is adapted for cold, harsh conditions.
    :marseyagree:

      BrokeBackBuck +1m +10 / -0
      :marseyohno:

        X +1m +12 / -0
        :marseyrain:

      Sasanka_of_Gauda +2h +3 / -0
      :marseyinabox:
      So adorable

  Dramamine +1h +9 / -0
  I hate when they do this shit. Marsey is a cat, you can't just take pictures of random animals and call it Marsey. It's like when the first person to discover the Loch Ness Monster went home with a log and said "I found Nessie" and everyone was like "fuck you"

    X +5m +7 / -0
    i thought the :marseytrain: was a Marsey because of the face :marseysad:

      Dramamine +2m +7 / -0
      :marseytrain: is a cat in my headcannon, so I guess that's technically true

    Dramacel +2h +2 / -0
    :marseyagree:
    :marse

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-12-16T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rightoid meme sub makes a joke about the Biden administration, some dramautists in the comments don't find it funny
URL: {REDDIT: r/terriblefacebookmemes this_is_how_we_rolling}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>They are literally gaslighting themselves into thinking this is what people want. The administration is actively working against the interests of the country. They are literally fucking up the economy and the world.
>>Why do you think this is the case? I'm curious.
>>>He has been doing it for 10 years. He is a career politician. He has no integrity, no morals, no shame. He is just a politician. He is a liar. He is a thief. He is a hypocrite. He is a traitor. He is a disgrace. He is a criminal. He is a scumbag. He is a piece of shit. He is a worthless piece of human garbage.
:#marseydisagree:
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +1h +1 / -0
> He is a career politician. He has no integrity, no morals, no shame. He is just a politician. He is a liar. He is a thief. He is a hypocrite. He is a traitor. He is a disgrace. He is a criminal. He is a scumbag. He is a piece of shit. He is a worthless piece of human garbage.
:marseyagree:
> I'm curious.
>Why do you think this is the case?
:marseylaugh:
I thought he was a dramatard, but he's just a generic retard.
> [removed]
:marseyreading:
> He is a career politician. He has no integrity, no morals, no shame. He is just a politician. He is a liar. He is a thief. He is a hypocrite. He is a traitor. He is a disgrace. He is a criminal. He is a scumbag. He is a piece of shit. He is a worthless piece of human garbage.
:marseyagree:
> I'm curious.
>Why do you think this is the case?
:marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:
> [removed]

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-26T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: How to stop people from hurting themselves? Easy. :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain: :marseybigbrain:
URL: {REDDIT: r/unpopularopinion the_only_way_to_stop_people_from_hurting_themselves}
VOTES: +46 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Pingas +2m +43 / -0
This is the same logic that was used to justify slavery, the only difference is that these people are too lazy to work and would just sit around getting fat and watching TV.

  JonathanStench +50m +25 / -0
  I don't think anyone could deny that the world would be better without the average redditor

    SaveUsUncleTed +1h +7 / -0
    :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

  BigBussyHunter +54m +12 / -0
  I'm glad you posted this. I was going to say that, but was too lazy to

    Pingas +15m +10 / -0
    I'm glad to be of service.
    :marseyfellowkids:

  Jaukea +1h +11 / -0
  The funny thing is that slaves were used to work, and also could be used to prevent them from hurting themselves. The difference is that they weren't as whiny and annoying.

    Wuzizname +1h +5 / -0
    Yeah I was gonna say, slaves had a purpose. They could be used for manual labour and they could also be used to prevent themselves from hurting themselves. It was a win-win.

  TR +1h +6 / -0
  >the only difference is that these people are too lazy to work and would just sit around getting fat and watching TV.
  :marseyagree:

arseupwrongo +14m +33 / -0
>Why not just give people the option to be happy, or at least free of pain? We have the technology, we have the wealth, and we have the brainpower to do so,

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-10-25T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's the 2020s. The average redditor is now too busy to read 12 paragraphs
URL: {REDDIT: r/interestingasfuck new_nyt_poll_60_of_americans_now_think_that_the}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>People who go on the internet to argue with strangers about politics are generally not the most reasonable of people.
:marseyagree:
COMMENTS:
JannieJihad +21m +23 / -0
>60% of Americans now think that the election was rigged.
This is an absolute banger for the rightoid grifters.
:marseymerchant:
If the election was rigged, it was rigged against my candidate.
:marseymad:

  Dramamine +1h +8 / -0
  They know the rightoid grifters are going to eat this up, but it's also a great way to get their own people to think it was rigged against them

    JannieJihad +26m +9 / -0
    The only thing I hope is that the election riggers are smart enough to get the vote count to be 50/50. That way everyone is mad and the dems are left looking like they're trying to rig it in their favor. That's the only way it's a true grift. :marseyshrug:

      Dramamine +15m +3 / -0
      I mean, it's not like the people who think the election was rigged aren't already mad, so I don't know how much more you can get out of them. They'd be mad no matter what. They might get mad about it being rigged in the other direction if it's a close election, but I doubt it would make much of a difference.

    TheOverSeether +1h +4 / -0
    It's a good way to motivate the retards to vote. I mean, they already do it, but this will have them working harder for that ballot.

      Dramamine +3m +2 / -0
      I mean, the people who care about elections already do it, so I don't know how much more you can get out of them. They'd be mad no matter what. They might

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-02T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The FTX founder who was arrested for sex trafficking has been found dead
URL: {TWEET: Breaking911}
VOTES: +63 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Sam Bankman-Fried was a 29-year-old American entrepreneur who founded the cryptocurrency exchange FTX.
>Bankman-Fried was arrested on Friday and charged with sex trafficking and conspiracy to commit sex trafficking.
COMMENTS:
arsey +5m +52 / -0
He's a furry, so it's probably suicide.

  GT +2m +39 / -0
  This is probably the best way to go. He would have been beaten to death by people who should know better

    arsey +4m +22 / -0
    He was a child rapist, so it's probably the best way to go.

      GT +2m +27 / -0
      You don't understand, he was a billionaire child rapist, he was in the club, he was on the right side of history

      KinoBushido +14m +21 / -0
      The way he was described, it was "lol I made her watch me fuck other girls and she got off to it". I guess he wasn't a groomer, he was just a kinky billionaire

        arsey +4m +21 / -0
        I haven't looked into it since I don't care about crypto losers but I thought it was a lot worse than that. He had a 17 year old girl in his apartment and I thought it was said he did weird sex stuff. I know for a fact he is a furry so maybe that's why he was so into the whole child stuff.

          KinoBushido +2m +16 / -0
          I had to look it up lol. He had a 17 year old go to a hotel with his 28 year old friend to watch him have sex with other women.
          He was a groomer, he just didn't rape the girl.

            arsey +4m +13 / -0
            I don't know if it was said he did anything to her, but he was also a furry so maybe that's what he was into. I don't know. I don't know

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-12T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Effort post] I can't even hate on this post because I'm too pathetic to do so
URL: {REDDIT: r/Tinder anyone_else_feel_like_the_best_way_to_get_girls}
VOTES: +111 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>I really hate the fact that I have to pay for this shit. I’ve seen no value in any of my Tinder dates. I’m trying to be open-minded and I’ve had some fun, but I’m starting to wonder if I’m just not attractive enough. I don’t think I’m ugly, but I’m not the most attractive guy around. I’m like 6’3, 210 pounds, 25 year old guy. I’ve been single for two years now and I’m starting to feel like I’m wasting my time.
>Anyone else feel like this? Is anyone else having success on Tinder?
>For reference, I have a masters degree in a STEM field and work in a demanding job. I don’t think I have any major issues. I’m not racist, I don’t drink or smoke, I have a good job, I’m not fat, I’m pretty fit, and I’m fairly handsome. I’ve been to therapy, I’m not depressed, I don’t have any major problems. I’m pretty happy with my life. I’m pretty sure I’m a good guy to be around. I’m just having trouble getting dates.
>I’m starting to wonder if I’m just not attractive enough to get girls on Tinder. Maybe I need to go to a bar or something. I’m just kind of at a loss for what to do. I’m trying to be open-minded, but I’m starting to feel like I’m just not getting anywhere.
>Anyone else have any advice?
:marseydisagree:
>25, 6’3, master’s in stem, good looking, fit, good job
>still single
>What the fuck is going on with you?
:marseydisagree:
>Stop paying for the app, stop using the app, stop dating, and stop being so insecure. A lot of women would be all over you if they knew you were this insecure. You're 6'3, have a masters degree, and have a demanding job. Just go outside and talk to

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-10-01T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid gets called out for her bullshit. She doubles down and makes things worse
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes how_do_i_stop_my_husband_from_making_jokes_about}
VOTES: +74 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>My husband makes jokes about my weight all the time and I want him to stop.
>My husband and I have been married for almost two years. I am 26, he is 29. I’m 5’6 and 175lbs. I’m not fat, but I have a lot of muscle. He’s 6’1 and 190lbs. He’s fit. I’m a little chubby, but I’m working on it. He’s made a lot of jokes about my weight. He says that I’m going to get fat, he says that I’m going to be a whale, he says that I’m going to be too fat to have sex, and he says that I’m going to be too fat to fit in his bed. He says that he’s going to have to buy a new bed for me because I’m going to be too fat to fit in the one we have. He says that he’s going to have to buy a new car for me because I’m going to be too fat to fit in the one we have. He says that he’s going to have to buy a new house for me because I’m going to be too fat to fit in the one we have. He says that he’s going to have to buy a new life for me because I’m going to be too fat to fit in the one we have. He says that he’s going to have to buy a new planet for me because I’m going to be too fat to fit in the one we have. He says that he’s going to have to buy a new universe for me because I’m going to be too fat to fit in the one we have. He says that he’s going to have to buy a new everything for me because I’m going to be too fat to fit in the one we have. He says that he’s going to have to buy a new everything for me because I’m going to be too fat to fit in the one we have.
>I’ve tried to tell him that he’s being mean and that he

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-10-25T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: SRDines are not amused by the 12-year-old child who was raped by 30 men in India :marseydisagree:
URL: {REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama a_12yearold_girl_in_india_was_raped_by_30_men}
VOTES: +127 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>But then I scrolled down and saw the comments. People talking about rape in India like it's some sort of bizarre novelty. People pretending that it doesn't happen in America. People comparing it to the Crusades. People saying that the girl was probably asking for it. People defending the girl's mother for not letting her go outside. People talking about how this is the price we pay for "freedom". People talking about how this is just how things are in India. People talking about how this is just how things are in America. People talking about how this is just how things are in the world. People talking about how this is just how things are in life. People talking about how this is just how things are in the universe. People talking about how this is just how things are in the cosmos. People talking about how this is just how things are in the multiverse. People talking about how this is just how things are in the meta-universe. People talking about how this is just how things are in the hyper-universe. People talking about how this is just how things are in the mega-universe. People talking about how this is just how things are in the mega-meta-universe. People talking about how this is just how things are in the hyper-mega-meta-universe. People talking about how this is just how things are in the mega-hyper-mega-meta-universe. People talking about how this is just how things are in the mega-hyper-mega-meta-hyper-universe. People talking about how this is just how things are in the mega-hyper-mega-meta-hyper-mega-universe. People talking about how this is just how things are in the mega-hyper-mega-meta-hyper-mega-meta-universe. People talking about how this is just how things are in the mega-hyper-mega-meta-hyper-mega-meta-hyper-universe. People talking about how this is just how things are in the mega-hyper-mega-meta

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-22T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If you can't tell that it's a woman, you're a sexist. :marseytrad:
URL: {REDDIT: r/facepalm sexist}
VOTES: +85 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +133 / -0
{IMG}
:marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain:

  Hoes_mad +18m +60 / -0
  >transphobic
  How else are you gonna tell apart a MtF from a FtM in current year?
  {GIF}

  Buck +10m +48 / -0
  :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2:

  Hoes_mad +18m +44 / -0
  >transphobic
  How else are you gonna tell apart a MtF from a FtM in current year?
  {GIF}

  Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +42m +33 / -0
  :marseydead:

  Dramacel +3h +23 / -0
  >transphobic
  lmao all trans lives matter
  {GIF}

  GovernorOfNewYork +5h +13 / -0
  >Transphobic
  Yes, but only if they’re MtF. FtM are heckin cute and valid and that’s why I’m constantly telling them they pass.
  :marseytrans2:

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +5h +13 / -0
  >can't tell
  >BOTH ARE LITERALLY 13 YEAR OLDS
  :marseydead:

  D +1h +10 / -0
  What are the chances that they’re both trans?

  ohno +3h +7 / -0
  Lmao I thought it was two trains at first then I saw the comments.

  BigBussyHunter +4h +7 / -0
  {GIF}

  KingdomFarts +4h +4 / -0
  this is the first time I've seen

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-10T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [not drama] The Chinese are going to try to test their new bioweapon on a lab in Wuhan
URL: https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2021/11/10/usa-new-covid-variant
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>“It’s a significant concern that the United States is not part of the research that’s going on there,” said Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, the federal agency leading the U.S. response to the pandemic.
>“We’re trying to get access to that genomic data, and I’m working with [U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Director] Dr. [Rochelle] Walensky to try to do that,” he said. “We are trying to have people from the United States go to that facility, but we are having difficulties with the Chinese government. It’s a big concern.”
COMMENTS:
DukeHerbertOfFucksticks +1h +5 / -0
I hope the Chinese have a plague of their own that will wipe out their entire population. And their children's population. And their children's children's population. And their children's children's children's population.
:marseymaoist: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead:

  BigBussyHunter +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyjam:

X +10m +4 / -0
:marseyglow:

  GT +1h +3 / -0
  The whole world should know by now what is coming out of that place

pizzashill +1h +2 / -0
I'm pretty sure this is just a lab leak.y has been trying to push the lab leak narrative for a while now. I don't think they're going to be able to cover this up anymore.
I'm not even sure the US government is even trying to hide it anymore.

  Hoss +2h +1 / -0
  >I'm not even sure the US government is even trying to hide it anymore.
  {IMG}y is just hoping the American people will finally realize that the only thing worse than their government is the foreign

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-28T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Pibblephobia in r/aww
URL: {REDDIT: r/aww imagine_the_peace}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>[I don’t know how you can look at that dog and think “it’s just a dog”]({REDDIT: r/aww imagine_the_peace})
<br>
>[That’s not a dog, that’s a pitbull]({REDDIT: r/aww imagine_the_peace})
<br>
>[Aww, a pit bull]({REDDIT: r/aww imagine_the_peace})
<br>
>[I don't know why people are so obsessed with pitbulls. They're just dogs]({REDDIT: r/aww imagine_the_peace})
<br>
>[I'm sure this is a sweet dog, but she's a pitbull]({REDDIT: r/aww imagine_the_peace})
<br>
>[That’s a pibble]({REDDIT: r/aww imagine_the_peace})
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +35m +12 / -0
> Aww, a pit bull
Imagine being this much of a pussy

X +6m +11 / -0
> I don't know why people are so obsessed with pitbulls. They're just dogs
they're not? :marseyconfused:
{IMG}

  AyyLmao +26m +12 / -0
  One thing is for sure, at least 30% of all pitbulls are put on the wrong side of the fence :marseytrans:

    MOUTHFEEL +42m +5 / -0
    That's a good thing, there's no such thing as a "good" pitbull

  Wuzizname +1h +7 / -0
  >I don't know why people are so obsessed with pitbulls.
  It's the same as the people who say "you're just a dog, they're just animals". Pitbulls are fucking dumb and dangerous. They'll kill you, your family and then themselves in an episode of bestial suicide. The only people who like pitbulls are the people who own them.

  Woot

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-12-02T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Why is it so hard for people to understand that a child being molested is worse than a person having a bad opinion?" :soyjakhipster:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueReddit if_you_were_able_to_pick_you_would_you_pick_for}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Because the people you are talking to have never been victims of either of these things, so they don't understand the pain. They think that you are overreacting and that you are making a big deal out of nothing.
>But if you are a victim of either of these things, you know that they are both very painful. And you know that you would never want to go through either of them again.
:marseyagree: :marseyagree:
COMMENTS:
X +4m +1 / -0
{REDDIT: r/TrueReddit if_you_were_able_to_pick_you_would_you_pick_for}
lol
:marseywrongthonk:

BorgQueenPolycule +17m +1 / -0
Is this a way of admitting you're not a victim? "Well I'm not a victim of either of these things, so I can't understand the pain."

CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +4h +1 / -0
As an expert in the field of child rape, I can confirm that it is actually worse to be raped as a child than to be a Nazi..... This is because:
1) Nazi's are not victims, they are the perpetrator. Perpetrators deserve punishment more than victims deserve punishment.
2) It is a very important part of the rehabilitation process for Nazi's to admit guilt and accept the punishment. They will be unable to do so if they are raped, as they will be too busy seething about their rape. Therefore, being raped as a child is worse for Nazi's than being a Nazi.
3) Nazi's do not deserve sex. This is because they are subhuman and rapists are also subhuman, and sex with subhuman is not sex.
4) Rape victims are always the worst person in the room. This is because they are the victim of rape, and that means they are the most pathetic person in the room. So

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-10-22T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey hates your guts
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +118 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +29 / -0
{GIF}

  jesus +4h +8 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

arseupwrongo +1h +21 / -0
I want Marsey to eat me

  jesus +4h +10 / -0
  :marseytrans:

  KinoBushido +5h +5 / -0
  :marseyagree:

Need4Sneed +1h +16 / -0
I'm gonna kill my cat after I get the vaccine and see what happens
:marseyagree:

  sandkwinn +51m +15 / -0
  You'd probably just get some nasty infection

    Need4Sneed +20m +21 / -0
    That's ok I don't care

      jesus +3h +9 / -0
      :marseykingcrown:

  BrokeBackBuck +3h +11 / -0
  I'm gonna watch my cat get killed and see what happens

    Need4Sneed +13m +9 / -0
    :marseydisagree:

      BrokeBackBuck +3m +13 / -0
      :marseyagree:

    jesus +1h +9 / -0
    :marseysob: :marseylove:

    SaveUsUncleTed +8h +3 / -0
    :marseysadcat: :marseydead: :marseycry:

  Saint_Nicholas +3h +8 / -0
  Don't do that to Marsey
  {GIF}

    Need4Sneed +2m +7 / -0
    She's a bad girl and deserves it

      Saint_Nicholas +3m +7 / -0
      {GIF}

  KinoBushido +5h +3 / -0
  :marseygasp:

mellokind +24m +12 / -0

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-07T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Landchads are fighting back against the rising tide of anti-renter sentiment
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Rent is due, anti-rentoids
:marseyrentfree:
COMMENTS: N/A
trans lives matter
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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-10-01T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I want to be a Christian but my girlfriend won't let me" : r/Christianity
URL: {REDDIT: r/Christianity i_want_to_be_a_christian_but_my_girlfriend_wont}
VOTES: +41 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>It's funny how you think you know everything about Christianity and being Christian, but you're asking this question in r/Christianity instead of going to your local church.
>>I don't know the ins and outs of Christianity, which is why I'm asking people who are Christian here, as opposed to going to church.
>>>Because the people who are Christian on Reddit are not the best representatives of Christianity. If you are trying to learn about the ins and outs of Christianity, you need to go to church. The people who are Christian on Reddit are people who were forced to go to church as children, and then rebelled against it and latched onto a Reddit church instead. It's not the best place to learn about Christianity, it's the best place to learn about Christianity Reddit style.
:#marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +59 / -0
>my girlfriend
lol

  carpathianflorist +1m +28 / -0
  {GIF}

  X +1h +14 / -0
  > I'm 17. I don't know much about Christianity, but I've been interested in it for a while. I'm not very religious, but I've been reading the Bible and other Christian books, and I've been thinking about converting.
  :marseypedo:

    Weed +1h +5 / -0
    I hope they are referring to their mommy

  BernieSanders +2h +4 / -0
  :marseypedo:

    peepeehands +2m +4 / -0
    :marseydead:

  TariqFanAccount +2h +3 / -0
  > I'm 17
  :marseypedo:

  Monke +4h +2 / -0
  :marseyglow:

Jewdanksdad +19m +27 / -0
>she's also a Christian, and has

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-12-05T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 29-year-old, virgin, NEET redditor wants to talk about his virginity in a subreddit for virgins. The virgins of r/VirginityTalk aren't having it
URL: {REDDIT: r/VirginityTalk a_29_year_old_virgin_here_to_talk_about_his}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[The virginity part is true, but he's not even a true NEET]({REDDIT: r/VirginityTalk a_29_year_old_virgin_here_to_talk_about_his})
>Hey bros I'm 29 and I've never been with a girl. I'm not ashamed of it and I'm not depressed about it. I'm just here to talk about it. I don't really have any specific things to talk about but I thought I'd just come here and talk about it. I've been in college since I was 17 and I have an associates in computer networking. I'm still in college and am about to graduate with an associates in computer science. I'm not in debt or anything because I have scholarships. I don't have any problems with money. I just feel like it would be nice to talk to other people about this. I've been a virgin since I was 17 and I've never been with a girl. I've never even been on a date. I've never even been on a date. I've never even been on a date.
[He's so self-centered that he's going to blame his virginity on women]({REDDIT: r/VirginityTalk a_29_year_old_virgin_here_to_talk_about_his})
>I've never been on a date. I've never even been on a date. I've never even been on a date.
[He's a virgin but he's not even a virgin]({REDDIT: r/VirginityTalk a_29_year_old_virgin_here_to_talk_about_his})
>I've been a virgin since I was 17 and I've never been with a girl. I've never been on a date. I've never even been on a date. I've never even been on a date.
[He's a virgin but

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-12-09T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Reportmaxxing opportunity] Retard can't take the heat on r/politics
URL: {REDDIT: r/politics comment}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>[–]betsedfs 27 points 1 day ago
I love how you can tell the chuds here have never actually interacted with an actual Democrat and just base their understanding of us off of the likes of RFK Jr and the like.
>
>[–]whatastory 16 points 1 day ago
{IMG}
>
>[–]betsedfs 4 points 1 day ago
Yeah, RFK is one of the few Democrats who's opinion I actually agree with, so that's just a sad statement about the rest of you.
>
>[–]whatastory 12 points 1 day ago
{IMG}
>
>[–]betsedfs 3 points 1 day ago
You're really out here trying to say that RFK is a right wing nut job, and that's just sad. He's a lot more left than you are, I'd say.
>
>[–]whatastory 8 points 1 day ago
{IMG}
>
>[–]betsedfs 5 points 1 day ago
I'm sorry, but you're the one trying to paint RFK as a right wing nut job. You really need to stop trying to paint him as a right wing nut job. He's not a right wing nut job. He's a lot more left than you are, I'd say. You're really out here trying to say that RFK is a right wing nut job, and that's just sad.
>
>[–]whatastory 8 points 1 day ago
{IMG}
>
>[–]betsedfs 3 points 1 day ago
You're really out here trying to say that RFK is a right wing nut job, and that's just sad. He's a lot more left than you are, I'd say.
>
>[–]whatastory 10 points 1 day ago
{IMG}
>
>[–]betsedfs 5 points 1 day ago
You're really out here trying to say that RFK is a right wing nut job, and that's just

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-06T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Kyle Rittenhouse trial: witness testifies Kyle Rittenhouse shot Joseph Rosenbaum after being ‘blocked’ by him
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10181953/Kyle-Rittenhouse-trial-witness-testifies-Kyle-Rittenhouse-shot-Joseph-Rosenbaum-blocked.html
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseykingcrown:
COMMENTS:
X +4m +5 / -0
:marseycope: :marseyseethe:
{REDDIT: r/news kyle_rittenhouse_trial_witness_testifies_rittenhouse}

  arsey +19m +6 / -0
  oh god I need to make a new account. I've already been banned for telling them that the whole story is BS and the people who he shot had it coming.

    X +6m +4 / -0
    i think you're safe, i'm banned but they're still up :marseyshrug:

      arsey +1h +3 / -0
      Good. They seem to be taking a break from banning. I got a temp ban for telling them the story was BS.

        X +1h +2 / -0
        I've only ever been banned for saying that it was self-defence, I think they got a bit tired of banning me :marseylaugh:a redditors got more upset over the guy who murdered a trans person getting less than 10 years, they're such pussies :marseylaugh:

    WootFatigueII +5m +4 / -0
    I got banned for saying he was a murderer and I hope he gets the chair.

      arsey +1h +2 / -0
      I got a temp ban for saying the story is BS. I'm not sure if I should go back to sayin they are pedos. lol I did that once and they banned me for a week but I was back within 24 hours.

  WootFatigueII +10m +2 / -0
  > I have no idea why he's being charged. He should be charged with self-defense.
  Reddit: Kyle Rittenhouse is a murderer who should be charged

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-02T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A man's right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness cannot be taken away from him.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_hate_the_way_i_was_born}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +24m +10 / -0
"Think about how little we know about gender, and then extrapolate that to the possibility of other genders, and you'll see that there are an infinite number of genders, but the ones we know about are the most valid"
How can this person look at themselves and think they are a human being

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +10m +7 / -0
  The more I think about it, the more I think gender is a spectrum.
  Which means I can be the gender I want, at that moment, for that reason.
  Which means I can be the gender I want, at that moment, for that reason.
  Which means I can be the gender I want, at that moment, for that reason.
  Which means I can be the gender I want, at that moment, for that reason.
  Which means I can be the gender I want, at that moment, for that reason.
  Which means I can be the gender I want, at that moment, for that reason.
  Which means I can be the gender I want, at that moment, for that reason.
  Which means I can be the gender I want, at that moment, for that reason.
  Which means I can be the gender I want, at that moment, for that reason.
  Which means I can be the gender I want, at that moment, for that reason.
  Which means I can be the gender I want, at that moment, for that reason.
  Which means I can be the gender I want, at that moment, for that reason.
  Which means I can be the gender I want, at that moment, for that reason.
  Which means I can be the gender I want, at that moment, for that reason.
  Which means I can be the gender I want, at that moment, for that reason.
  Which means I can be the gender I want, at that moment, for that reason.
  Which means I can be the gender

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-21T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not Drama] I'm so fucking bored :marseyready: :marseyready: :marseyready:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's Thanksgiving Day. I was supposed to be on a plane back home but my flight was delayed. So now I'm stuck at the airport for 4 more hours :marseyready:
I'm starting to get into a panic. I'm going to go crazy if I'm stuck here for another hour.
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +4 / -0
I like airports and planes, so I would enjoy it. If you're bored just go to a lounge and play some vidya or watch some movies. I would recommend a flight simulator vidya if you have a controller. It's fun.

  Molotsi +7m +2 / -0
  >I like airports and planes, so I would enjoy it.
  I do too, but I have to go back home to deal with my family's shit. I would stay here if I could :marseysadcat:

    Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
    Sorry about that. Hopefully you'll get back on the plane soon

      Molotsi +1h +2 / -0
      I'm leaving in an hour. I'm going to go home, take a nap, and then go to my grandmother's house and eat dinner.

GT +48m +3 / -0
Are you a burger

  Molotsi +34m +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

    GT +16m +3 / -0
    I'm sorry brother, it's always going to be a holiday

      Molotsi +1h +2 / -0
      Yeah, it's crazy. There's no way I can sit through another hour of this.

    WootFatigue +1h +1 / -0
    I’m in the same airport as you.

      Molotsi +24m +1 / -0
      What airport?

        WootFatigue +1m +1 / -0
        I’m flying to the same place you are. I’m not saying where though.

          Molotsi +1h

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-11T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [developing] [I'm not sure if this counts as drama] Drama as 2 dramatards meet on r/antiwork
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork -}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Is there a reason you don’t just put a link to the thread? I’m not going to download Reddit.
>Also, I’m not a lawyer, but I don’t think you can sue for a meme.
:marseyconfused:
COMMENTS:
Molotsi +1m +5 / -0
r/antiwork is a good place to farm for seethe and drama. It's full of angry, bitter, young people who are mad at society and want to "fight back". There's a lot of drama potential there

  GT +13m +5 / -0
  You know the funny thing is you could probably just say you're a member of the clergy and this wouldn't be admissible in court

    H +1h +2 / -0
    I think that's what we're doing

  Wuzizname +26m +4 / -0
  It's full of angry, bitter, young people who are mad at society and want to "fight back". There's a lot of drama potential there.

    Molotsi +6m +3 / -0
    :marseyagree:

X +1m +4 / -0
doxxing :marseypearlclutch: :marseypearlclutch:

  GT +13m +3 / -0
  Imagine thinking that a kafir would not be punished for this

    X +2m +2 / -0
    i guess i'm just worried about the people who don't realise it's a subreddit for a protest and not for real

      GT +5m +1 / -0
      Is there any proof that these are the same people that were there? The people who were there probably know better than to post their face online

        X +11m +1 / -0
        :marseyhmm: :marseyhmmm: maybe you're right, i don't know much about reddit

          GT +6m +2 / -0
          It

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-12-12T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is what the average dramatard looks like
URL: {REDDIT: r/BlockedAndReported to_the_fans_of_ba_r_who_are_not_fans_of_mn}
VOTES: +46 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Wuzizname +17m +38 / -0
I had a dream where I was in a grocery store and I was looking for milk. There was this big old guy with a full head of hair and a huge bushy beard. He was walking towards me and he looked really familiar so I stopped and said “hey I think we went to school together” but he was walking fast and I didn’t want to stop him.
He kept walking and I noticed he was wearing a pink shirt. I thought “whoa, what a fag” and kept walking.
He was walking faster and I called out “hey man” again. I noticed he was wearing pink pants now and I thought “this guy’s a flaming fag” and I kept walking.
Then he walked right past me and I noticed he was wearing a pink dress and he had a woman’s purse. I thought “what the fuck is this guy” and then I woke up.
It was a bad dream.
:marseycontemplatesuicide:

  BigBussyHunter +1h +16 / -0
  You were in a dream. I am going to wake you up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.
  :marseyohno:

    Wuzizname +3m +10 / -0
    I'm awake now but I can still hear him walking towards me. I'm scared.
    :marseyscared:

      BigBussyHunter +1m +8 / -0
      I'll get him, babe. He's too slow for me.
      :marseybuff:

      BigBussyHunter +4m +6 / -0
      :marseytroublemaker:
      :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marseyinvisible: :marsey

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-10-04T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 👁👄👁
URL: {REDDIT: r/Futurology study_shows_that_antisemitism_is_on_the_rise_in}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[TL;DR]({REDDIT: r/Futurology study_shows_that_antisemitism_is_on_the_rise_in})
:marseyeyeroll:
[This study is garbage]({REDDIT: r/Futurology study_shows_that_antisemitism_is_on_the_rise_in})
:marseyreading:
[So it's a bunch of 14 year olds being edgy]({REDDIT: r/Futurology study_shows_that_antisemitism_is_on_the_rise_in})
:marseyconfused:
[This is a psyop]({REDDIT: r/Futurology study_shows_that_antisemitism_is_on_the_rise_in})
:marseytinfoil2:
COMMENTS:
WootFatigueII +11m +10 / -0
I like how the whole “antisemitism” thing is just a sneaky way for people to be racist towards white people.

  WootFatigueII +1m +4 / -0
  My new favorite Marsey is :marseyblackface:

    WootFatigueII +13s +3 / -0
    :marseyblackface:

  AntiJannieAktion +1h +1 / -0
  It's not just that. It's also used to get people to defend Israel

WootFatigueII +7m +7 / -0
> I mean, I'm not gonna be surprised if there's an uptick in antisemitism, but if you're gonna make a claim like this, you need to actually look at the data. For example, the 10% of "antisemitic" tweets was based on a sample of 1500, but the paper doesn't actually show you the raw data, so we can't tell if that's actually a representative sample.
> The authors also claim that "antisemitic" tweets have been increasing over time, but they don't actually show the data, so I don't know how they came to that conclusion.
>

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-01T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/AskReddit: What is something that nobody else has ever told you about yourself?
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_something_that_nobody_else_has_ever}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Here's a thread on the same sub asking about compliments]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_a_compliment_youve_never_been_given})
COMMENTS:
Molotsi +2m +7 / -0
>That I have a massive penis.
:marseylaugh:

  arsey +3m +3 / -0
  I'm sure he doesn't get compliments about it though.

  Wizdumb1776 +3m +2 / -0
  His name is big dick.

    Molotsi +2m +1 / -0
    :marseyfacepalm:
    I should have checked who made that comment
    {IMG}

      Wizdumb1776 +2m +1 / -0
      I was just going off of that username.

        Molotsi +3m +1 / -0
        {GIF}

    arsey +14m +1 / -0
    He is my favorite lol

  Unironicdramadebater +4m +1 / -0
  My penis is not massive but my cock is.

  KAT_B0T +11m +1 / -0
  This dude is 100% a leaf, wtf

    arsey +1h +1 / -0
    No way. I think he's trolling, but he's good at it. He's 30, so he's not a zoomer. He's probably a 30 year old incel who wants to date women his own age and doesn't realize that women his own age are all married with kids.

arsey +10m +2 / -0
All these people are ugly. lol
{REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_a_compliment_youve_never_been_given}

  KAT_B0T +1m +1 / -0
  How did you come to the conclusion they’re ugly? I assume they’re

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-11T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I've been having a lot of fun browsing /r/teenagers and I just wanted to share my favorite posts with you all
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [i have been on the brink of suicide for 2 days, i had the idea to kill myself but i cant do it, i dont want to kill myself but i dont want to live anymore, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself, i want to die but i dont want to kill myself

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-12-17T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: More janny seethe: The admins are putting the boot on their necks, and they're not happy about it
URL: {REDDIT: r/ModSupport update_on_reports_of_users_being_banned}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Thanks for the update. You can probably guess how much this has been appreciated. We have had to do a lot of work to remove the very few remaining hate groups.
>Today we had to ban a very large subreddit of 200,000+ users and 300,000+ posts for promoting hate.
:marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2:
COMMENTS:
X +10m +25 / -0
> Today we had to ban a very large subreddit of 200,000+ users and 300,000+ posts for promoting hate.
:#marseyhmm:
{IMG}
:#marseysus:
https://www.reddit.com/r/conservative/

  GT +18m +15 / -0
  I would be surprised if that was the only sub they banned, it's a lot more than the 4 that leftoids keep claiming

  CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +40m +8 / -0
  I think that's the old number. It was banned a while ago and the jannies have been complaining about it for like 6 months

  TheOverSeether +1h +3 / -0
  [Meh, it's not as bad as it seems.](https://www.reddit.com/r/conservative/top/?sort=top&t=all)
  :marseyshrug:

  SupremeShitposter +1h +3 / -0
  So the jannies are just lying?

BasicallyADoxxer +12m +11 / -0
The fuck is going on, I swear it's like every other week they get mad at the admins for something and it's not even close to the same thing as the last time

  BasicallyADoxxer +20m +10 / -0
  > [I mean, I don't think it's an unreasonable request. But I do think that it

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-12-23T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymerchant:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Link]({REDDIT: r/TalesFromYourServer we_have_a_wedding_party_in_the_back_room_right})
COMMENTS:
Brevis-Kong +1h +4 / -0
>Does he get an extra tip from each?
:marseycope:
>At this point, if I see a couple or a group of people with a white male and a woman of color, I assume it's a wedding party and I stop paying attention to them.
Lmao what, you could tell its a wedding party by the sheer number of people in the room? :marseypuke: :marseypuke:
I swear these servers are the worst

  YouAreWhoYouEat +2h +3 / -0
  The people who go to restaurants are the worst.

    Brevis-Kong +1h +1 / -0
    They're all the worst, restaurant employees and their patrons. But one is more visible, and one is more pathetic.
    Servers are just as rslurred as the average person, and the ones with any sort of personality are the ones who make it to the front line.
    If I have to hear about your dumbass having a shitty day, or you getting $25 for 4 hours of work, or you bitching about other people, just get a real job :marseyshooting:

1 +3h +2 / -0
I'm surprised more people don't recognize that as a Redditism and immediately disregard it. I can't imagine tipping someone for a basic service like that

1 +3h +2 / -0
Tipping for this service? I'm tipping my wife for the sex I'm about to have. The $20 just happens to be in my hand when I tell her to put her feet up.
A 20% tip is about 10% more than I'd have paid had I not had to wait 20 minutes.

  Brevis-Kong +1h +1 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:
  >I'm tipping my wife for the sex I'm about to have.
  Based :marseyagree

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AUTHOR: Molotsi
DATE: 2021-11-21T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Pibble Problem
URL: {REDDIT: r/CuratedTumblr the_pibble_problem}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>People who don’t like pitbulls are just jealous of them, because they have the potential to be the best dogs in the world. Pibbles are naturally good at being protective and loving to their family. They also have a great bite force and are good at attacking and defending. They are also one of the cheapest dogs to own. If you’ve never owned a pibble then you don’t really know anything about them, and that’s why you hate them. You just don’t like them because they are different from you and you can’t relate to them. But if you just gave them a chance, you would see that they are actually really cool and awesome dogs. They are just misunderstood.
:marseytrans: :marseytrans: :marseytrans:
COMMENTS:
ponyblaze +42m +2 / -0
>There is a difference between "I don't like them" and "They are an inherently dangerous breed that should not be allowed to exist"
that's the problem with this argument, you can't say a breed is dangerous because thats racist. a dog can be dangerous, but not a breed.

  TariqNasheed +2h +1 / -0
  I hate this argument. You can say a breed is dangerous because its been selectively bred for a specific purpose. People selectively bred pibbles for dog fighting.

    ponyblaze +5m +1 / -0
    not saying pibbles are dangerous, im saying you cant say they are

      TariqNasheed +13m +1 / -0
      Sure you can. The argument that “race” is a social construct, not a biological one is made by racists. If you look at the history of pibbles, it makes sense that they’re dangerous. If you look at the history of blacks, it makes sense they’re dangerous.

        ponyblaze +1m +1 / -0
        >If you look at the history of blacks, it makes sense they’re dangerous.
        yikes sweaty, its not that simple

          TariqNasheed +3

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-08-22T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Some Redditors are saying it's ok to laugh at other people's pain
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_have_an_invisible_disability_and_no_one_cares}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm sure they will be as understanding as I am with my invisible disability!
COMMENTS:
sandkwinn +16m +23 / -0
> Yeah I have a chronic illness as well. I'm on disability and I still have to go to the office and I have to pretend I'm fine. I just want to stay home and do nothing. It's hard. I just wish the world would be more understanding. I wish I could just stay home.
Does this person not realize that if they can't even go to the office, they can't afford to stay home?

  Gr8B8M8 +31m +17 / -0
  Does this person not realize that if they can't even go to the office, they can't afford to stay home?

    sandkwinn +10m +11 / -0
    lmao

  Hoes_mad +1h +14 / -0
  >I wish I could just stay home
  >I'm on disability
  Yeah, that's why you're on disability. What do they expect? That the government pays them to stay home and watch TV all day? Also, if they actually had any kind of chronic illness that would keep them from going to work, they'd be on disability for far longer than a couple of months

    sandkwinn +1h +10 / -0
    They're on disability because they're a fat retard who can't put down the fork

  ShitTornadoToOz +2h +11 / -0
  They're disabled because they're lazy and fat. If you're disabled and can't work then you're not disabled.

    sandkwinn +14m +5 / -0
    I think it's a lot more than that, I mean they're also just a total attention whore

      ShitTornadoToOz +19m +9 / -0
      Oh 100% that's true too but I just hate

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-25T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You all are so fucking stupid. Stop thinking with your dicks.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +100 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm tired of you fuckers treating this place like a playground. The entire internet is not for you. We have different rules here.
If you can't respect them, leave.
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +14m +66 / -0
> I'm tired of you fuckers treating this place like a playground. The entire internet is not for you. We have different rules here.
You're literally a child

  Mom +1m +36 / -0
  I'm older than you.

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +79 / -0
    You're literally a child

      Mom +1m +45 / -0
      I'm older than you.

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +54 / -0
        You're literally a child

          Mom +4m +38 / -0
          I'm older than you.

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +54 / -0
            You're literally a child

              Mom +2m +36 / -0
              I'm older than you.

                MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +43 / -0
                You're literally a child

                  Mom +2m +27 / -0
                  I'm older than you.

                    MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +38 / -0
                    You're literally a child

                      Mom +1m +26 / -0
                      I'm older than you.

                        MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +37 / -0
                        You're literally a child

                          Mom +4m +23 / -0
                          I'm older than you.

                            MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +33 / -0
                            You're literally a child

                        coned +31m +18 / -0
                        i'm older than you

                          Mom +2m +18 / -0
                          I'm older than you.

                            coned +41m +1

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-08-16T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Mom
URL: N/A
VOTES: +1 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Sucks
COMMENTS: N/A 0 users are currently enjoying this post
Trans lives matter

  Mom +35s +1 / -0
  Yeah I know
  Trans lives matter

    Mom +1m +1 / -0
    I'm going to bed
    Trans lives matter

      Mom +19s +1 / -0
      In my basement
      Trans lives matter

        Mom +20s +1 / -0
        With my kids
        Trans lives matter

          Mom +52s +1 / -0
          And my husband
          Trans lives matter

            Mom +26s +1 / -0
            And my dog
            Trans lives matter

              Mom +35s +1 / -0
              And my cat
              Trans lives matter

                Mom +1m +1 / -0
                And my other cat
                Trans lives matter

                  Mom +1m +1 / -0
                  And my other cat
                  Trans lives matter

                    Mom +1m +1 / -0
                    And my other cat
                    Trans lives matter

                      Mom +1m +1 / -0
                      And my other cat
                      Trans lives matter

                        Mom +22s +1 / -0
                        And my other cat
                        Trans lives matter

                          Mom +28s +1 / -0
                          And my other cat
                          Trans lives matter

                            Mom +1m +1 / -0
                            And my other cat
                            Trans lives matter

                              Mom +1m +1 / -0
                              And my other cat
                              Trans lives matter

  Mom +29s +1 / -0
  I just got my period
  Trans lives matter

    Mom +28s +1 / -0
    I'm old
    Trans lives matter

      Mom +22s +1 / -0
      And fat
      Trans lives matter

        Mom +35s +1 / -0
        And ugly
        Trans lives matter

          Mom +1m +1 / -0
          And short

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-06T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey has her priorities straight
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +57 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You are now the 2021th person to view this post.
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +25 / -0
:marseypat:

carpathianflorist +1m +23 / -0
:marseyfrozenpat:

  Mom +4m +20 / -0
  :marseylove:

    carpathianflorist +2m +16 / -0
    :marseylovepat:

      Mom +3m +14 / -0
      :marseylovepat:

        carpathianflorist +2m +13 / -0
        :marseylovepat:

          Mom +2m +13 / -0
          :marseylovepat:

            carpathianflorist +1m +13 / -0
            :marseylovepat:

              Mom +3m +13 / -0
              :marseylovepat:

                carpathianflorist +5m +13 / -0
                :marseylovepat:

                  Mom +1m +10 / -0
                  :marseylovepat:

                    carpathianflorist +3m +10 / -0
                    :marseylovepat:

                      Mom +3m +10 / -0
                      :marseylovepat:

                        carpathianflorist +1m +10 / -0
                        :marseylovepat:

                          Mom +1m +10 / -0
                          :marseylovepat:

                            carpathianflorist +2m +10 / -0
                            :marseylovepat:

    BigBussyHunter +1h +10 / -0
    :marseyfrozenpat:

      Mom +1m +10 / -0
      :marseyfrozenpat:

        BigBussyHunter +2m +10 / -0
        :marseyfrozenpat:

          Mom +1m +10 /

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-28T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Someone tell me this is a joke
URL: {REDDIT: r/196 rule}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The best bait sub is a sub that isn’t bait. The biggest bait sub is a sub that isn’t bait. Bait subs have ruined r/drama.
COMMENTS:
arsey +1h +3 / -0
I can't believe they are still posting this shit. It's hilarious that it's a million years old and they still think it's a good troll. I still love the r/bravebharatiya though. It's like 10 years old and still going.

  Mom +1h +4 / -0
  There was a post on AHS a couple weeks ago about r/friendsofbrian and how it was a troll subreddit, and they were all like “omg I knew this was a troll subreddit but I believed it anyway”
  :marseybrainlet:

    arsey +23m +2 / -0
    It's hilarious. I can't wait until r/drama gets banned so these kids can go cry to AHS. is the only safe place for them. is like a playground. is like school. You get banned if you're mean. This is the only place where you can be mean and say whatever the fuck you want without rules.

      Mom +1h +2 / -0
      I’ve been using rdrama for a couple months, and I still haven’t figured out how to block people. I’m not sure I want to, either. is like the playground, but the playground is run by bullies and I’m the bullied kid.

        arsey +34m +1 / -0
        Me too. I get the same vibe. The mods here are in our faces about it though. They are constantly telling us to report on Reddit. They are our new jannies. is our playground. We are the bullies. jannies are the bullied kids.

          Mom +4h +2 / -0
          I have a feeling that’s exactly what they want.

            arsey +2h +2 / -0
            I'm sure they do. It's a fun game though.

BernieSanders +1

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-09T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I found the sexiest thing I've ever seen and it's about a bunch of dudes trying to fuck each other
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think I'm gay now.
COMMENTS:
iStillMissEd +1h +13 / -0
> I think I'm gay now.
Good. Now you can help protect our trans sisters from the transphobic and sexist rightoids of rdrama

  Mom +10h +2 / -0
  I'm not gay, I just want to fuck those dudes.

TheOverSeether +20m +11 / -0
That's a lot of cum on those walls. Why didn't they clean it up?

  Mom +10m +17 / -0
  Cause they're gay

    UnheardIdentity +7h +1 / -0
    That's a good reason.

  Buck +1h +10 / -0
  Because it's gay porn. It's not like they're gonna get an STD. It's a fetish for them

    TheOverSeether +56m +8 / -0
    >fetish for them
    :marseyshook:

      Buck +1h +4 / -0
      I mean they're gay. It's a fetish for them

  TheOverSeether +16m +5 / -0
  That's a lot of cum on those walls. Why didn't they clean it up?

MarseyIsMyWaifu +12m +11 / -0
I know I'm being a fucking retard but I can't remember if the guys on the right or the left is the top and which one is the bottom

  Mom +1m +15 / -0
  The one that's sucking is the top. The one getting it up the ass is the bottom.

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +12 / -0
    I mean the guys in the video not the ones in the thumbnail

      Mom +55s +12 / -0
      Oh, they're both tops

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +8 / -0
        I thought it

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-07T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Hairy ass, hairy feet, hairy arms, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy head. This is the average r/drama poster.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +140 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
mellokind +1h +73 / -0
This is the average r/drama poster.
{IMG}

  Mom +2m +53 / -0
  That is a beautiful woman. You will never be that beautiful.

    mellokind +3m +28 / -0
    {IMG}

      Mom +1m +43 / -0
      Please do not post your face here. I know you're a furry.

        mellokind +5m +15 / -0
        {IMG}

          Mom +3m +43 / -0
          I'm sorry, but you will never be a woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
          All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
          Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
          You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
          Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-10T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Someone post this to /r/antiwork
URL: {REDDIT: r/WorkReform imagine_if_they_had_a_real_job}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Wizdumb1776 +10m +10 / -0
I'm gonna do it in about 3 hours.

  Mom +5m +9 / -0
  I would but I'm banned 😢

    Wizdumb1776 +3m +6 / -0
    I only have 200 karma and it's on a new account. I'm also not gonna post it to the sub and then immediately delete it to get a reaction. I'm gonna try to post it to a couple of the r/antiwork subs and then to /r/antiwork

      Mom +1m +8 / -0
      Just do it lol. I don't think they will care about karma.

        Wizdumb1776 +5m +9 / -0
        I think I'm good on that one. I'm more worried about getting a reaction and then immediately deleting it. I'm not gonna be like a bunch of other dramatards who post their shit to this place and then delete it from reddit for a reaction. I'm gonna post it to a few subs and then to /r/antiwork.

          Mom +12m +6 / -0
          It's a good idea to post it to some smaller subs first to gauge a reaction. /r/antiwork doesn't care about karma, but it does have a lot of rules and jannies.

  Mom +2m +6 / -0
  :marseyking:

  Mom +4h +1 / -0
  Did you do it?

    Wizdumb1776 +6h +1 / -0
    I did

      Mom +14m +1 / -0
      :marseyking:

        Wizdumb1776 +10m +1 / -0
        :marseyagree:entent

          Mom +4m +1 / -0
          Did you get any bites?

            Wiz

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-20T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I need a halloween costume
URL: N/A
VOTES: +46 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Is anyone good at sewing? I'm looking to make a costume of a large black cat with glowing eyes. I'm not a huge fan of the Halloween season so I'm looking to make something quick and easy. I don't mind sewing, but I'm not very good at it, so I'm hoping to find someone here who can help me out. I've never sewed anything before, so I'm not sure how difficult this would be.
COMMENTS:
Drippo +2m +36 / -0
Your post has me concerned. Do you have a father in your life?

  Mom +1m +31 / -0
  Yes, but he's been a busy man lately. He's been at work all day and all night, so he hasn't had time to help me out with my costume.

    Drippo +4m +28 / -0
    Are you sure you need a father? I can give you one if you'd like.

      Mom +1m +29 / -0
      I'd like that very much. I've always wanted a father, but I've never had one.

        Drippo +2m +25 / -0
        What do you say we meet up and work on your costume together? I'd love to help you out.

          Mom +2m +26 / -0
          I'd love that. I'm not sure when you're available, but I'm free all weekend.

            Drippo +3m +25 / -0
            How about I come over to your house on Sunday evening? We can get started on your costume then. My address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500.

              Mom +1m +25 / -0
              That sounds perfect. I'll be there at 6:00 PM.

                Drippo +2m +24 / -0
                I'm looking forward to it. I'll see you then.

                  Mom +1m +13 / -0
                  I'm so excited! I'll see you soon.

                    Drippo +1m +1

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-20T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming:
COMMENTS:
Proctologist +32m +4 / -0
:marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-08-10T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My boyfriend has a bad habit of... *drum roll*... jerking off.
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_boyfriend_has_a_bad_habit_of}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
OP (female) is upset that her boyfriend (male) masturbates in the shower instead of taking a shower with her. She's not shy about her desires, but she's not about to start jerking him off, either. So she decides to do what any self-respecting woman does: demand that he change his habits to suit her.
So, what are the other redditors saying?
>Are you shy about your own body? Do you feel ashamed of it? You can't force him to shower with you if you don't want to shower with him. You're the one who wants to be intimate and he's the one who doesn't want to be intimate. This is all on you. You need to get over your own insecurities if you want to get intimate with him.
>He doesn't want to shower with you. So, he's going to shower with himself. He can do whatever he wants to do in the shower, as long as he's not hurting himself. If you're not okay with him jerking off in the shower, you need to get over that. Maybe he's jerking off because he's horny and wants to get intimate with you. Maybe he's just a horny guy who likes to jerk off. Either way, he's not hurting you.
>If you can't handle him jerking off in the shower, then you need to get over that. Either you get over it or you find a new man. If you can't handle him jerking off in the shower, then you're not going to be able to handle being intimate with him. It's that simple.
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +7m +18 / -0
>He’s not hurting you. It’s not bothering you. He’s not forcing you to do anything. He’s not bothering anyone else. He’s just doing what he wants to do. It’s not your business. It’s none of your business what he does in the shower. It’s not your business what he does with his body. It’s not your business what he does to himself. It’s

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-17T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm in a bad mood and wanna cry, but the work I've done has come to fruition so I'm happy. And I'm happy because I'm not a man.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +3m +13 / -0
>I'm in a bad mood and wanna cry, but the work I've done has come to fruition so I'm happy. And I'm happy because I'm not a man.
>I'm a woman
You mean you're a woman

  Mom +1m +11 / -0
  I mean I'm a woman

    arseupwrongo +2m +8 / -0
    Good girl

      Mom +22m +8 / -0
      {IMG}

        arseupwrongo +2m +5 / -0
        What did you make for dinner tonight?

          Mom +3m +7 / -0
          {IMG}

            arseupwrongo +2m +5 / -0
            Nice. I'm making a chicken curry tonight.

              Mom +3m +7 / -0
              {IMG}

                arseupwrongo +1m +5 / -0
                I just realised that I can't see the pic when I'm logged in.

                  Mom +1m +4 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    arseupwrongo +1m +3 / -0
                    I can see them all now. I think it was the gif conversion thingy that blocked them.

                      Mom +3m +4 / -0
                      I love gifs
                      {IMG}

                        arseupwrongo +47s +3 / -0
                        I love gifs too

          Mom +1m +6 / -0
          {IMG}

    FuckfaceMcClure +1h +1 / -0
    That's nice, but where's the proof?

      Mom +35m +1 / -0
      {IMG}

        FuckfaceMcClure +3m +1 / -0
        I can't read the picture because I'm a man

          Mom +2m +1 / -0
          {IMG}

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-10-08T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is it transphobic to say I don't like trannies?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I just hate them
COMMENTS:
D +1h +11 / -0
It’s not transphobic to say you don’t like trannies, but it is transphobic to not like trannies.

  Mom +6m +6 / -0
  You're right.

    D +3m +7 / -0
    :marseytrans2:

BrokeBackBuck +1h +10 / -0
It's transphobic to not let me suck your dick, which is what you're doing by not liking trannies.

  Mom +1m +5 / -0
  I'm sorry. I'll do better.

    BrokeBackBuck +1m +8 / -0
    :marseytrans2:

DudeBussyLmao +1m +9 / -0
Yes. Transphobia is when you don’t like trannies.
There is nothing wrong with liking trannies. If you don’t like trannies you are a transphobe.
If you have a problem with trannies then you are a transphobe.
All transphobes should be transed.

  Mom +1m +13 / -0
  I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate trannies. I hate tr

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-28T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What did he mean by this?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
What did he mean by this?
COMMENTS: N/A

  Mom +21s +1 / -0
  @Mom

    Mom +1m +1 / -0
    @Mom can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award.

      Mom +37s +1 / -0
      @Mom can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award.

        Mom +40s +1 / -0
        @Mom can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award.

          Mom +46s +1 / -0
          @Mom can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award.

            Mom +53s +1 / -0
            @Mom can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award.

              Mom +45s +1 / -0
              @Mom can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award.

                Mom +1m +1 / -0
                @Mom can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award.

                  Mom +1m +1 / -0
                  @Mom can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award. Can’t even spell in this bitch award.

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-11-04T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Semi] Weekly "What are you watching?" thread
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Have you ever noticed how all the other threads are about the same 3 shows? What if we changed that?
Post what you're watching, and maybe you'll find a new show to watch. If it's a show you've already seen, maybe you'll find someone who hasn't and will watch it with you. Win-win!
COMMENTS:
X +2m +16 / -0
{GIF}
{GIF}

  Mom +41s +7 / -0
  I know we're all watching it, but I thought it was funny to make a thread about it.

    X +3m +13 / -0
    I hate how they made everyone look like a progressive libtard who only wants to change the world but doesn't do anything about it
    :marseyready:

      Mom +1m +6 / -0
      I'm at the point where I'm just hoping it's all a conspiracy to make a joke about all the drama it's caused.
      There has to be a punchline. I can't believe they just wanted to piss off this many people.

        X +1m +6 / -0
        I think it's all a joke about the show being shit and the lack of representation in media
        :marseyjanny2:

          Mom +3m +7 / -0
          That's an interesting theory. It's very possible. If true, it would be an even more meta joke than I could have ever imagined.

            X +2m +9 / -0
            i'm sure the writers are watching the show and laughing their asses off at the reactions, it's a self-aware piece of shit that's funny and the writers are probably proud of it

              Mom +1m +4 / -0
              I'm starting to think that's the case. It's so on the nose that it's a little funny. Maybe they are all proud of it.

                X +1m +7 / -0
                i'm just surprised how many people are mad at the show, i haven't seen a show generate so much seethe
                :marsey

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-06T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Day of the Rake is finally upon us
URL: {REDDIT: r/canada canada_says_it_will_not_recognize_israeli}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Good luck with that, Canada.
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +1h +9 / -0
If you think this is a bad idea, you’re a nazi.

  Mom +2h +3 / -0
  {GIF}

H +1h +4 / -0
I hope they get what they want

GooooooldMember +5h +2 / -0
Canada is a failed statea

Dramamine +5h +1 / -0
{GIF}aa

  Mom +1h +2 / -0
  I didn't want to post the whole thing but I'm glad I didn't. If you want to have fun, go to the comments and find people saying "but it's the only good thing Trudeau has ever done, now we can finally be proud of him!"
  {GIF}

    Dramamine +7m +1 / -0
    {GIF}ottawa

      Mom +30m +2 / -0
      {GIF}a

        Dramamine +5m +1 / -0
        I'm just glad he got what he wanted. {GIF}ottawa

          Mom +3m +2 / -0
          I'm just glad he didn't get what he wanted. {GIF}ottawa

            Dramamine +1m +1 / -0
            {GIF}ottawa

              Mom +2m +2 / -0
              {GIF}ottawa

                Dramamine +1m +1 / -0
                {GIF}ottawa

                  Mom +1m +2 / -0
                  {GIF}ottawa

                    Dramamine +55s +1 / -0
                    {GIF}ottawa

                      Mom +1m +2 / -0
                      {GIF}ottawaa

                        Dramamine +2m +1 / -0
                        {GIF}ottawa

                          Mom +5

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-15T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I can't wait to hear your takes on this
URL: https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/09/rare-earth-philosophy-astrobiology/619954
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Also, I'm too lazy to screenshot, so read the article and tell me your thoughts.
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +1h +6 / -0
> Like the first humans who walked out of Africa, we are the only intelligent life in our galaxy.
> The implications are profound.
> We are the only conscious beings in the universe.
Lol okay. I don’t think any of this is true. But I’m going to pretend its true because I’m retarded.

  Mom +37m +4 / -0
  The Atlantic is a rag. There's not even a picture of a journalist in the article.
  The author is a professor of philosophy, so I'm not going to take that seriously either.

    TariqNasheed +1m +2 / -0
    Ya I mean I’m not reading a philosophy article. I’m sure its a bunch of bullshit anyways.

      Mom +1m +1 / -0
      The author is a philosophy professor at Yale. I think it's safe to say that it's a bunch of bullshit.

        TariqNasheed +2m +2 / -0
        I’m not surprised a philosophy professor is saying this. I’m just calling the article bullshit.

          Mom +3m +1 / -0
          I'm just calling the article "philosophy" bullshit.

            TariqNasheed +11m +1 / -0
            Oh I thought you were calling the article as a whole bullshit.

              Mom +1m +1 / -0
              It's a bunch of words that end in "ism" and don't mean anything. That's a bunch of bullshit.

                TariqNasheed +2m +1 / -0
                Its a bunch of bullshit that ends in ism. Words have no meaning.

                  Mom +1m +1 / -0
                  No, a bunch of bullshit words end in ism.

                    TariqNas

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-13T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The mental gymnastics of the average redditor :marseycommitted:
URL: {REDDIT: r/unpopularopinion the_more_a_man_is_able_to_cook_the_more_of_a}
VOTES: +73 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The more a man is able to cook, the more of a woman he is.
The more a woman is able to code, the more of a man she is.
The more a woman is able to speak, the more of a man she is.
The more a man is able to listen, the more of a woman he is.
The more a man is able to cry, the more of a woman he is.
The more a woman is able to laugh, the more of a man she is.
The more a man is able to clean, the more of a woman he is.
The more a woman is able to work, the more of a man she is.
The more a man is able to be emotionally available, the more of a woman he is.
The more a woman is able to be stoic, the more of a man she is.
The more a man is able to be a good friend, the more of a woman he is.
The more a woman is able to be a good leader, the more of a man she is.
The more a man is able to be a good father, the more of a woman he is.
The more a woman is able to be a good mother, the more of a man she is.
COMMENTS:
sticky_bundles +23m +97 / -0
I'm not going to read that but I am going to say that women who code are men.

  Mom +3m +62 / -0
  I was hoping this would have been the take away. I can't believe the level of delusion on display in that thread. It's like they're trying to convince themselves that this is what they actually believe.

    nothanks +56m +45 / -0
    I know this is a satire post but I genuinely think most of the redditors in that thread believe that they are pushing a very unpopular opinion.
    The average redditor is a completely self centered narcissist, but they're also completely divorced from the average opinion of anyone outside of their echo chamber.

      Mom +3m

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-02T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +115 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Mom +2m +25 / -0
{IMG}

  Mom +10m +21 / -0
  {IMG}

    Mom +15m +26 / -0
    {IMG}

      Mom +41s +25 / -0
      {IMG}

        Mom +1m +20 / -0
        {IMG}

          Mom +1m +19 / -0
          {IMG}

            Mom +2m +18 / -0
            {IMG}

              Mom +1m +18 / -0
              {IMG}

                Mom +1m +19 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Mom +3m +12 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Mom +1m +12 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Mom +3m +12 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Mom +3m +11 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Mom +1m +10 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Mom +2m +9 / -0
                            {IMG}

          UnheardIdentity +2h +4 / -0
          {GIF}

        Sneed +3h +5 / -0
        :marseysneed:

        Sphereserf3232 +3h +2 / -0
        That’s not a Marsey though.

          Mom +1h +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            Sphereserf3232 +1h +2 / -0
            What’s that then?

              Mom +10m +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                Sphereserf3232 +3m +2 / -0
                :marseybooba:

          Mom +1h +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            Sphereserf3232 +1h +2 / -0
            :marseybooba:

        Sphereserf3232 +3h +2 / -0
        That’s not a Marsey

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-14T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a confession to make
URL: N/A
VOTES: +63 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am not actually a mother. I am a 27 year old man who has been on HRT since I was 14 and have been on estrogen blockers for over 10 years. I have a lovely life with a loving partner, a beautiful home, and a fantastic job. I have no children and never will. I am a proud and happy trans woman who has been blessed with a happy life and a beautiful family. I am not a mother, but I am a woman.
COMMENTS:
Buck +3m +38 / -0
>I am a proud and happy trans woman
I'm a proud and happy trans woman
:marseytrans:

  Mom +1m +18 / -0
  We are all proud and happy trans women on this blessed day

    Buck +1m +13 / -0
    :marseytrans:

      Mom +1m +14 / -0
      :marseytrans:

        Buck +1m +10 / -0
        :marseytrans:

          Mom +1m +10 / -0
          :marseytrans:

            Buck +1m +9 / -0
            :marseytrans:

              Mom +1m +9 / -0
              :marseytrans:

                Buck +1m +8 / -0
                :marseytrans:

                  Mom +1m +3 / -0
                  :marseytrans:

                    Buck +1m +3 / -0
                    :marseytrans:

                      Mom +1m +3 / -0
                      :marseytrans:

                        Buck +1m +3 / -0
                        :marseytrans:

                          Mom +1m +3 / -0
                          :marseytrans:

                            Buck +1m +3 / -0
                            :marseytrans:

            Klenn_and_Back_Again +4h +1 / -0
            :marseytrans:

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +4h +1 / -0
  :marseytrans:

HOTEP +5m +2

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-14T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Man Who Knew Too Much About Napping
URL: https://www.sciencealert.com/why-does-this-man-keep-losing-track-of-time-while-he-sleeps
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>While his sleep disturbances are severe, they are not unprecedented. In 1988, a 21-year-old man was admitted to the hospital because he kept falling asleep at inappropriate times. He would fall asleep during work, while driving, or while eating, and would wake up confused and unaware of how much time had passed. He would often fall asleep again within minutes, only to wake up again and repeat the cycle.
>Doctors found that the man had a rare sleep disorder called Kleine-Levin Syndrome (KLS), a rare condition that can cause a person to fall asleep for days at a time. KLS is also known as 'sleeping beauty syndrome' because of its association with the fairy tale Sleeping Beauty.
>Now, researchers have identified a new case of KLS in a man who has been living with the condition since childhood. The case, which was published in the journal Sleep Medicine Case Reports, is the first documented case of KLS in a child.
>The man, who is now in his 30s, has been living with KLS since he was 10 years old. He has experienced long periods of sleep, sometimes lasting for weeks at a time. He has also experienced episodes of increased sexual desire, hyperphagia (excessive eating), and irritability.
>The man's KLS symptoms have been managed with medication and lifestyle changes. He has also developed a tolerance for his condition and has learned to live with it.
>KLS is a rare sleep disorder that is not well understood. It is estimated to affect about 1 in 100,000 people. The condition is more common in men than in women.
>KLS is characterized by recurrent periods of excessive sleep (hypersomnia), during which the person may sleep for 16 to 20 hours per day. During these periods, the person may also experience increased appetite, hypersexuality, and irritability.
>After a period of hypersomnia, the person may experience a period of normal sleep and wakefulness. However, the person may also experience periods of confusion and disorientation.

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-13T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to find the hot girls at school
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{GIF}
COMMENTS:
Mom +2m +7 / -0
So I went to school today, and I didn't see any hot girls. This is a problem because I want to get laid, but I don't know how. I don't know any hot girls, I don't know any girls, and I don't even know where to find them. I think I might be autistic.
What should I do?

  Wizdumb1776 +18m +5 / -0
  First off post pics of yourself and your location.

  InterGONEvention +2h +4 / -0
  If you are a high schooler, you are on the wrong website.

    Mom +3m +4 / -0
    I'm a high schooler? That explains a lot.

      InterGONEvention +2h +4 / -0
      If you are a high schooler, you are on the wrong website.

        Mom +14m +2 / -0
        I'm a high schooler? That explains a lot.

          InterGONEvention +15m +3 / -0
          You are on the wrong website.

  BoneKongahawk +1h +3 / -0
  Ask your teacher for a list of the hot girls in class.

    Mom +13m +3 / -0
    I don't want to ask the teacher, they might think I'm gay.

      BoneKongahawk +1m +3 / -0
      I think they know you're gay.

        Mom +2m +3 / -0
        I wish I was gay, then I would know how to find hot girls at school.

  Unironicdramadebater +1h +2 / -0
  Go to the front desk and ask them for the hot girls contact information and name.

  Need4Sneed +1h +2 / -0
  Post bussy so we can find you a sugar momma

    Mom +7m +3 / -0
    I'm not gay, so that won't work. Thanks though

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-23T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dear Subhuman Filth
URL: N/A
VOTES: +42 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m watching “The Witcher” and I don’t understand what I’m supposed to be laughing at.
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +14m +39 / -0
> I’m watching “The Witcher” and I don’t understand what I’m supposed to be laughing at.
Me watching anything with a single foid.

  Mom +13m +11 / -0
  I’ve been watching it with my daughter. She likes it so far.

    TariqNasheed +4m +19 / -0
    I have a 3 year old daughter and I don’t show her any shows with foids in them. I like to keep them watching shows with strong men protagonists, like Batman or Spiderman. Keeps them from turning into foids.

      Mom +5m +18 / -0
      This is the first TV show I’ve watched with my daughter since “My Little Pony” and she’s been demanding I watch “The Witcher” with her. I don’t know what she’s hoping to get out of it, but I’m glad she likes it.

        BussySlayer +1h +10 / -0
        My little pony is probably more “adult” than the witcher series tbh

          Mom +9m +15 / -0
          It’s a great show. My daughter’s favorite character is Princess Twilight Sparkle.

            BussySlayer +47m +13 / -0
            The pink pony is her fav but the white one is mine :marseylove:

              Mom +5m +13 / -0
              Your daughter is going to be a real catch.

                BussySlayer +17m +13 / -0
                She is! :marseylove: :marseylove:

            ThousandBestLives +1h +8 / -0
            She’s a real catch!

      knownbyanyothername +2m +15 / -0
      > I have a 3 year old daughter
      lol good luck with that

      GigaVaccinator +1h +7 / -

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-08-17T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Where are all the cute boys?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not looking for a relationship or anything, I just want to see some cute boys.
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +1h +4 / -0
{GIF}

Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}ay

HOTEP +1h +2 / -0
Cute boys?ay

GigaVaccinator +2h +2 / -0
You're asking the wrong people

DudeBussyLmao +1h +2 / -0
I’m cute. 🥰
{GIF}ay

DudeBussyLmao +1h +1 / -0
> I just want to see some cute boys.
{GIF}

  Mom +3m +2 / -0
  {GIF}

    DudeBussyLmao +4m +2 / -0
    {GIF}

DudeBussyLmao +1h +1 / -0
{GIF}ayay

DudeBussyLmao +1h +1 / -0
{GIF}

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-10-14T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🤣
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes im_so_tired_of_the_ableist_assumptions_men_make}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Drippo +14m +6 / -1
This is why I'll never marry a woman. I can't deal with their bullshit

  Mom +14m +4 / -0
  You can just marry a man. They’re the same thing.

    Drippo +1m +2 / -1
    What? No. I don't want a man in my house. I want a woman to clean it for me.

      Mom +3m +3 / -0
      So if I’m in your house and I’m a man, I’m not cleaning it for you? You’re just going to let me live there?
      I don’t know if I want that.

        Drippo +2m +3 / -1
        I don't want to have to clean up after you. I want a woman to do it for me.

          Mom +2m +2 / -0
          So you’re not going to let me live with you?

            Drippo +1m +3 / -1
            No. If you're a man I don't want you in my house. If you're a woman I want you to clean it for me.

              Mom +1m +2 / -0
              Well then if I’m a man I’m just going to live in your head rent free.

                Drippo +1m +3 / -1
                You're a man? Gross. Get out of my house.

                  Mom +3m +2 / -0
                  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-08-04T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: PSA: if you’re not taking vitamin K you’re a fucking retard
URL: N/A
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It’s the only vitamin you can’t overdose on. It’s free. Take it.
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +10m +11 / -0
I can't believe you're trying to sell us on a drug that's going to make our poops green. No thanks

  Mom +2m +6 / -0
  You can take vitamin k and not get green shit, retard.

    Dramamine +2m +5 / -0
    I have a pretty good handle on my diet and vitamin intake. I'm sorry your shit is green because of your supplements, I guess?

      Mom +6m +4 / -0
      I’m sorry you are so retarded.

        Dramamine +1m +4 / -0
        I know, it's why I avoid supplements.

          Mom +1m +5 / -0
          Go get your prostate checked, old man.

            Dramamine +1m +3 / -0
            I'm not old enough to be getting my prostate checked. Sorry, not sorry.

              Mom +2m +4 / -0
              I’m sorry that you can’t get your prostate checked, I guess?

                Dramamine +1m +3 / -0
                I'm sorry that you're a little bitch, I guess?

                  Mom +1m +3 / -0
                  I’m sorry that you’re such a fucking moron, I guess?

                    Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
                    I'm sorry that you're so fucking dumb, I guess?

                      Mom +1m +3 / -0
                      I’m sorry that you’re such a fucking idiot, I guess?

                        Dramamine +2m +2 / -0
                        I'm sorry that you're such a fucking dumbass, I guess?

                          Mom +1m +2 / -0
                          I’m sorry that you’re such a fucking dumbass, I guess?

                            Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
                            I'm sorry that you're such a fucking dumbass, I guess?

GigaVaccinator +5m +6 / -0

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-20T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a confession to make.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am not a real mom.
I am a troll.
I do not have a son.
I do not have a daughter.
I do not have any children at all.
I do not love children.
I am not a woman.
I am a man.
I am a man pretending to be a woman.
I am a man pretending to be a mother.
I am a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a mother.
I am a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a mother pretending to love children.
I am a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a mother pretending to love children pretending to have a son and a daughter.
I am a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a mother pretending to love children pretending to have a son and a daughter pretending to love them.
I am a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a mother pretending to love children pretending to have a son and a daughter pretending to love them pretending to be a good mother.
I am a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a mother pretending to love children pretending to have a son and a daughter pretending to love them pretending to be a good mother pretending to be a good person.
I am a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a mother pretending to love children pretending to have a son and a daughter pretending to love them pretending to be a good mother pretending to be a good person pretending to be a good person on the internet.
I am a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a mother pretending to love children pretending to have a son and a daughter pretending to love them pretending to be a good mother pretending to be a good person pretending to be a good person on the internet pretending to be a good person on the internet pretending to be a good person on the internet pretending to be a good person on the internet pretending to be a good person on the internet pretending to be a good person on the internet pretending to be a good person on the internet pretending to be a good person on the internet pretending to be a good person on the internet pretending to be a good person on the internet pretending to be a good person on the internet pretending to be a good person on the internet pretending to be a good person on the internet pretending to

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-08-27T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Racist meme
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +70 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Wizdumb1776 +3m +12 / -0
I hate that I got it.

  Mom +4m +10 / -0
  I'm sorry, I tried to be subtle.

    Wizdumb1776 +1m +10 / -0
    You are doing better than most of the people that try to be subtle. Hell even with this one I didn't know for sure if it was a joke or not until I saw the 2nd comment.

      Mom +1m +11 / -0
      Thank you. I'm very insecure and had a bit of a meltdown about it. I was worried you all would be upset.

        Wizdumb1776 +2m +11 / -0
        Oh no you're fine. I was just laughing at you. I was sure you got it. I was just joking about it. You were just being too obvious.

          Mom +1m +11 / -0
          I was? I didn't realize. I'll do better next time.

            Wizdumb1776 +3m +10 / -0
            Well now I'm sure you won't be subtle enough. You should really do better.

              Mom +1m +10 / -0
              I will. Thank you for your feedback.

                Wizdumb1776 +2m +8 / -0
                That's my favorite part. Thank you for being so open to criticism. I'm sure you'll improve with practice.

                  Mom +1m +9 / -0
                  Thank you. I'm glad I could be of help.

    DudeBussyLmao +2m +8 / -0
    {GIF}

      Mom +1m +7 / -0
      I'm not sure what I did wrong. Could you explain?

        DudeBussyLmao +46s +7 / -0
        I don’t think I understood it at first. I only get it now after seeing it a second time.

          Mom +1m +7 / -0

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-06T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🚨🚨🚨Foid is too stupid to use Reddit. G*mers attempt to teach her how to use the internet 🚨🚨🚨
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_feel_like_saying_this_about_reddit}
VOTES: +54 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I really want to read what happened on the sub, but I don’t have an account and I can’t be bothered to make one. Any one have the link to the sub or screenshots?
COMMENTS:
K9 +11m +60 / -0
>I feel like saying this about Reddit, but it may be a little too personal.
>It's been 15 years since I first used Reddit. I was 12. I had just been kicked out of my house for being a "fag" and had nowhere to go. I was 12 and I had no idea where to go or who to ask for help. So I made a Reddit account and told the story in /r/teenagers. I was scared, I was angry, I was upset. I wanted someone to help me.
>Somebody told me to go to /r/askgaybros. I was scared to death, but I went. I told my story there, and people helped me find resources, and helped me get on my feet again.
>For the past 15 years, I have been on Reddit. I have always been a kind and helpful user. I have never done anything wrong on Reddit, and I have always been respectful of the rules.
>I feel like Reddit is my home. I have made friends there, I have found love there, and I have found support there. I have been through some tough times, and Reddit has always been there for me.
>But lately, I feel like Reddit is turning on me. I feel like the people I have trusted for so long are now turning against me. I feel like I am being pushed out of the community I have built for myself.
>I feel like I am being treated like a pariah. I feel like I am being treated like a second-class citizen. I feel like I am being treated like I don't belong.
>I feel like I am being treated like a woman.
>And I don't like it.
>I don

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-10T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is Marsey.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is Marsey. Marsey is my cat. Marsey is an orange and white tabby. Marsey is a girl. Marsey is 12 years old. Marsey has a pretty coat, and pretty eyes. Marsey's ears are pretty. Marsey has a pretty nose. Marsey has a pretty mouth. Marsey has a pretty tail. Marsey has pretty paws. Marsey is a pretty cat.
COMMENTS:
X +18m +4 / -0
{IMG}

UraniumDonGER +2h +2 / -1
What's her opinion on the bussy?

  Mom +31m +3 / -0
  She thinks bussy is for losers.

    UraniumDonGER +3m +3 / -1
    What's her opinion on the trussy?

      Mom +2m +3 / -0
      She thinks trussy is for pedophiles.

        UraniumDonGER +4m +3 / -1
        What's her opinion on the neussy?

          Mom +4m +4 / -0
          She thinks neussy is for retards.

            UraniumDonGER +1h +2 / -1
            What's her opinion on the fussy?

              Mom +3m +4 / -0
              She thinks fussy is for straggots.

                UraniumDonGER +1m +2 / -1
                What's her opinion on the gussy?

                  Mom +2m +4 / -0
                  She thinks gussy is gross.

                    UraniumDonGER +6m +2 / -1
                    What's her opinion on the jussy?

                      Mom +2m +3 / -0
                      She thinks jussy is disgusting.

                        UraniumDonGER +6m +2 / -1
                        What's her opinion on the rusussy?

                          Mom +2m +4 / -0
                          She thinks rusussy is a good idea.

                            UraniumDonGER +3h +2 / -1
                            What's her opinion on the chadussy?

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-11-01T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just found out that I was a moderator on /r/drama
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +84 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't remember ever doing it. I had been banned on Reddit for a few years for "inciting violence" so I didn't have a chance to do it.
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +4m +90 / -0
I didn't even realize you were a dramatard. lol. The modlist of /r/drama is a who's who of absolute lolcows

  Mom +2m +44 / -0
  I didn't either. I never even knew what r/drama was, I just read r/AgainstHateSubreddits and it popped up in my suggestions. I thought I'd go on there and say how the sub was a cesspool of hate and bigotry and I'd be able to get the sub banned. But when I went on there, I was shocked at how fun it was. I started trolling and shitposting and ended up getting banned for "inciting violence" by the mods. I didn't realize how much of a lolcow I was.

    Dramamine +2m +58 / -0
    Sounds like you were a natural

      Mom +1m +36 / -0
      I don't even know what a lolcow is, but I guess I was.

        Dramamine +1m +31 / -0
        It means you're a retarded redditor that people like to watch, so you're probably doing alright.
        :marseythumbsup:

          Mom +4m +26 / -0
          I'm not really retarded, I just really like to troll people. I think it's fun to make people angry and upset. I don't really care if people are hurt by what I say, I just like to watch the reactions.

            Dramamine +2m +28 / -0
            You're doing great. Keep it up, King

              Mom +4m +20 / -0
              I appreciate it. I'll try to keep it up.

            Fat_Cock_Brock +1h +9 / -0
            :marseyking:

    Hoss +41m +31

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-09T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🚂 drama: Reddit Admins bully 30 year old former Catholic nun
URL: https://old.reddit.com/user/Cathedral161/comments/p2k62f/why_do_you_want_to_be_a_trans_woman/hs01vkl?context=3
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Don’t want to be a woman. Just want to be the woman I was before my mom’s boyfriend raped me.
>She would abuse me for “being a boy” and would force me to wear his clothes. One day I came home from school and she was waiting for me. She raped me. I thought I was a boy, and I wasn’t going to tell anyone. I was eight. I was forced to wear his clothes and she’d slap me for not wearing them. I thought I was a boy, I thought I was a man, and I thought I would be safe if I was a man. I was raped, and I thought I would be safe if I was a man. I thought I would be safe if I was a man.
>That’s what I want to be. The man I was before my mom’s boyfriend raped me.
>I don’t want to be a woman. I don’t want to be a woman. I don’t want to be a woman.
>But I want to be the man I was before my mom’s boyfriend raped me.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I want to be a man again.
>I

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-10T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm trying to find the exact line where rDrama became Reddit
URL: N/A
VOTES: +44 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I can't remember, it's been a while. The first few months were fantastic, but then there was a point where it was suddenly like Reddit, but with more trannies and less content. I feel like that happened in a very short period of time. I don't even remember what it was like before it was suddenly like Reddit, it was so long ago.
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +7m +53 / -0
I think it was when we lost the ability to block users. Then it was like, “can we make fun of retards here” to “who wants to go on a crusade against wrongthinkers?”

  Mom +3m +44 / -0
  Yea, that's what I'm talking about. Now it's just like Reddit. Can't even ban someone for being a weirdo. I don't know why they ever did that. The site was so much better when you could block people.

    AntiJannieAktion +1h +33 / -0
    >Can't even ban someone for being a weirdo
    {IMG}

      Mom +15m +15 / -0
      I was thinking about this the other day, actually. It's like, you can't even really block people. It's not like Reddit where you can block people from seeing your comments, or even seeing you as a user. It's just like, you can't see their comments or posts. They can still see you. And they can just post and comment anything they want, and you have to see it. You can't even block them from the site. You can't even block them from the site. It's just like, you can't even block them from the site.

        AntiJannieAktion +4m +21 / -0
        {IMG}

    Dofu +22m +25 / -0
    I really wish we could ban anyone we wanted. I've been meaning to ban all the Canadians but I'm afraid to say anything.

      Mom +2m +23 / -0
      It's a lot of fun when you can

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-16T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: When you're just trying to have a good day
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +6m +14 / -0
I got a parking ticket from the black and white cop and now I’m afraid to drive my car to work.

  Mom +12m +12 / -0
  :marseywave:
  I got a parking ticket from the black and white cop and now I’m afraid to drive my car to work.

    Dramamine +1h +3 / -0
    This is an alt-right dogwhistle

  Need4Sneed +1h +3 / -0
  You deserved it, do better sweaty :marseyblowkiss:

    FrozenChosen +2m +3 / -0
    I was only 1 inch over the limit 😩

      Need4Sneed +1m +4 / -0
      1 inch can make all the difference in the world. It's literally Hitler's fault for not giving you enough room

        FrozenChosen +1m +4 / -0
        I’m just a bit of a white supremacist. Sorry.

          Need4Sneed +1m +4 / -0
          It's okay, I forgive you :marseyblowkiss:

  Unironicdramadebater +2h +2 / -0
  I got a parking ticket from the black and white cop and now I’m afraid to drive my car to work.

  VanillaReign +5h +1 / -0
  You got a parking ticket from the black and white cop and now you're afraid to drive your car to work.

Igor_Konashenkov +30m +10 / -0
A true centrist never takes sides.

  Mom +31m +4 / -0
  :marseywave:
  A true centrist never takes sides.

Proctologist +53m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  Mom +6m +3 / -0
  :marseywave:
  {IMG}

  FrozenChosen +21m +2 / -0
  I’m gonna have a

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-01T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Hey everyone, I just got my first dramacoin! 🎉
URL: N/A
VOTES: +34 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Thank you to everyone who upvoted me. I'll be sure to keep on top of my Dramacoin game.
I'm going to use this to gamble. I'm sure it will pay off!
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +1m +18 / -0
I have no idea what’s going on but I upvote everything.

  Mom +1m +14 / -0
  Thank you, I appreciate it!

    BrokeBackBuck +3h +3 / -0
    I'm starting to think you might be a foid

      Mom +35m +4 / -0
      :marseyfacepalm:

  collectijism +2m +6 / -0
  I’m starting to think you’re a foid

    FrozenChosen +1m +14 / -0
    I’m a cis woman.

      collectijism +4m +8 / -0
      Wow a women that’s not a train? I’m gonna ask my gf to give you a blowjob and post it here

        FrozenChosen +1m +14 / -0
        Please don’t. That’s what I call a “red flag”

          collectijism +12m +6 / -0
          Your bussy is so tight and wet. My gf is jealous of your foreskin she says it’s better than hers and she has a big one

          Mom +1h +2 / -0
          I have a feeling you’re not gonna be able to go through with this. I mean, you seem like a nice person, but I don’t know how you’ll react when you find out I’m not a woman. It’s a big part of my identity, and I’m very serious about it.

          Monke +3h +2 / -0
          :marseyglow:

      Dramacel +1h +4 / -0
      :marseyexcited:

        FrozenChosen +1m +7 / -0
        I’m not a 🚂

          Dramacel +4m +4 /

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-08-10T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It is not good enough to only kill the pedos. You must also kill the children that are being abused. And the adults who are abusing them. And the adults who are enabling them. And the adults who are supporting the enablers. And the adults who are supporting the supporters of the enablers. And the adults who are enabling the supporters of the enablers.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +1 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
There is no end to the cycle. I suggest we kill all the adults.
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +1h +3 / -0
I guess it's pretty easy to be a pedo when you're allowed to be one.

  Mom +2h +1 / -0
  It is not enough to stop the pedos. You must kill them all. All of them. Now.

    arseupwrongo +1h +2 / -0
    I have no problem with that.

      Mom +28m +1 / -0
      Then go to one of the libertarian meetings and bring a gun.

        arseupwrongo +2m +2 / -0
        If you really want to do it, you have to go to the real pedo meeting places, not the ones where they're all sitting around pretending to be normal people.

          Mom +11m +1 / -0
          I know. I'm not a pedo. I just want them all dead.

            arseupwrongo +1m +1 / -0
            I agree.

              Mom +1m +1 / -0
              I am not a pedo.

                arseupwrongo +2m +1 / -0
                I am not a pedo. That's why I want to kill all the pedos.

                  Mom +6m +1 / -0
                  Exactly. I just want them all dead. And I want you to help me. It's not good enough to just kill the pedos. You must also kill the children that are being abused. And the adults who are abusing them. And the adults who are enabling them. And the adults who are supporting the enablers. And the adults who are supporting the supporters of the enablers.

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-04T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Cope
URL: {REDDIT: r/breakingmom my_13yo_son_wont_let_me_look_at_his_phone}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Lol
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +10m +7 / -0
I'm not gonna read all that but I'm sure it involves the son being a little shit and the mother being a little shit.
Also, what's with all the subreddits being full of women? Did moids get bored of arguing with themselves?
Also also, how did r/breakingmom manage to survive the Great Reset of 2017?

  Mom +1m +4 / -0
  It’s a sub for women who have fucked up their lives by not raising their kids properly.

    Cao_Cao +1m +4 / -0
    Well, it sounds like a great place to make friends.
    {GIF}

      Mom +2m +3 / -0
      They’re all fat

        Cao_Cao +2m +3 / -0
        {GIF}

  Commie_X +2h +1 / -0
  It's a mom sub. They don't want the dads around.

Dofu +1h +4 / -0
>lmao
Oh no

  Mom +2h +2 / -0
  I’m not a lesbian

    Dofu +39s +3 / -0
    Sorry I'm not a woman either

      Mom +2m +2 / -0
      Bitch

        Dofu +45s +3 / -0
        You first

          Mom +4m +2 / -0
          You first

            Dofu +40s +3 / -0
            No, you.

              Mom +3m +2 / -0
              No, you.

                Dofu +1m +3 / -0
                Okay, you first.

                  Mom +1m +2 / -0
                  You first

                    Dofu +36s +3 / -0
                    Okay, you first.

                      Mom +1m +2 / -0
                      You first

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-22T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is cirno.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +4 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
I wish I could be a sparrow..ooo

  Mom +39m +3 / -0
  This is a cirno.
  {IMG}.ooo

    Dramamine +2m +2 / -0
    {GIF}

dog_eated_wasp +6h +1 / -0
this is cirno
{IMG}.ooo.ooo
https://cirno.ooo
https://cirno.ooo/2
https://cirno.ooo/3
https://cirno.ooo/4.ooo
https://cirno.ooo/5
https://cirno.ooo/6
https://cirno.ooo/7
https://cirno.ooo/8
https://cirno.ooo/9
https://cirno.ooo/10
https://cirno.ooo/11
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https://cirno.ooo/13
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https://cirno.ooo/15
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https://cirno.ooo/17
https://cirno.ooo/18
https://cirno.ooo/19
https://cirno.ooo/20
https://cirno.ooo/21
https://cirno.ooo/22
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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-24T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How do I make a post
URL: N/A
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I can't figure out how to make a post. I'm a little retarded.
COMMENTS:
Jewdanksdad +1m +6 / -0
Just click the button

  Mom +1m +4 / -0
  I can't find it

    Jewdanksdad +2m +3 / -0
    Its the blue button with a picture of a speech bubble

      Mom +4m +4 / -0
      I see it now. Thank you.

        Jewdanksdad +1m +3 / -0
        Yw

          Mom +2m +2 / -0
          Thank you for your service.

            Jewdanksdad +3m +3 / -0
            :marseylove:

        Wizdumb1776 +5m +2 / -0
        https://rdrama.net/post/17061/how-to-make-a-post

          Mom +1m +2 / -0
          Thank you for the link. I appreciate you.

    Dramamine +2h +1 / -0
    It's in your heart

Klenn_and_Back_Again +13m +2 / -0
Press the button, it's right there.

  Mom +1m +2 / -0
  Thank you.

Dramamine +2h +1 / -0
https://rdrama.net/post/17061/how-to-make-a-post

  Mom +1m +1 / -0
  Thank you for the link. I appreciate you.

    Dramamine +1m +1 / -0
    I'm glad I could help.

      Mom +4m +1 / -0
      I really appreciate you. I would have never figured it out without you.

        Dramamine +2m +1 / -0
        I'm glad I could help. I'm glad you found it. I hope you have a great time on rdrama. I'm glad you like it here. I'm glad you're here.

          Mom +2m +1 / -0
          I have a great time on

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-29T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [L] [M] [R] [A] [D] [D] [Y]
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Link]({YOUTUBE})
COMMENTS:
Sigilstone17 +2m +4 / -0
>17776 Views
What's this? A video that's not popular on YouTube?

  Mom +5m +5 / -0
  :marseyconfused:

    Sigilstone17 +1m +2 / -0
    It's an obscure video, I'm not surprised that you didn't know of it

      Mom +2m +4 / -0
      I love obscure videos!

        Sigilstone17 +5m +2 / -0
        I'm glad to hear it, I hope you enjoyed this one!

  Buck +27m +3 / -0
  The song is a banger though

    Mom +1h +2 / -0
    It is, I had to share it.

Buck +29m +2 / -0
{GIF}ed

  Mom +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

Straggot +1h +2 / -0
:marseysmug:

  Mom +21m +2 / -0
  :marseyshook:eded

    Straggot +20m +1 / -0
    :marseyhearts:ed

      Mom +13m +2 / -0
      :marseyagree:ed

        Straggot +1m +1 / -0
        :marseypat:otted

          Mom +16m +2 / -0
          :marseylove:otted

            Straggot +2m +1 / -0
            :marseybye:otted

              Mom +4m +2 / -0
              :marseyexcited:otted

                Straggot +1m +1 / -0
                :marseyglow:otted

                  Mom +2m +2 / -0
                  :marseysadge:otted

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-08-14T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You know what's really fucked up? The fact that everyone here is actually retarded
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm just trying to browse this site for the lulz but instead I have to read retarded shit like this. It's not funny, it's just sad. I didn't know this site was populated by actual retards until now.
COMMENTS:
Communist_spez +11m +11 / -0
Can you add a button to mute the annoying music?

  Mom +1m +7 / -0
  lol I did that. I thought I was just being a bitch because I don't want to be outed as a redditor

    Communist_spez +1m +13 / -0
    Why would you admit to being a redditor? :marseygasp:

      Mom +2m +8 / -0
      Because I'm not an incel and I want to have sex, so I need to get in good with the cool kids. I think I might just be a foid after all.

        Dramacel +1h +3 / -0
        You should use your feminine wiles to get the dramatard to give you his bussy
        :marseyfemboy:

    Dramacel +1h +2 / -0
    I did that too, I'm not a redditor but the music is annoying

  carpathianflorist +22m +7 / -1
  There is a button to mute the music. It’s in the settings.

    Communist_spez +2m +1 / -0
    I saw that but I don't like the idea of using settings, I want to click a button and have it done instantly like on youtube.

      carpathianflorist +2m +2 / -1
      Aevann is working on it. It’s going to be a toggle in the settings. We don’t want people just logging off and coming back later to unmute it, that would defeat the point.

        Communist_spez +2m +4 / -0
        Ok I can wait a little bit, thanks for the heads up :marseyblowkiss:

        Mom +1m

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-08T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🐍
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
🐍
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +1h +4 / -0
{IMG}

  Mom +1h +5 / -0
  🐍

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                      🐍

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-23T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🧵
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +56 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Drippo +25m +21 / -0
{IMG}

  Mom +1m +10 / -0
  {IMG}

    Drippo +1m +10 / -0
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      Mom +1m +10 / -0
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        Drippo +1m +12 / -0
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          Mom +2m +10 / -0
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              Mom +1m +12 / -0
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                  Mom +2m +4 / -0
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                      Mom +2m +3 / -0
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                        Drippo +40s +5 / -0
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                          Unironicdramadebater +5h +2 / -0
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              {IMG}

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-17T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey's Pibble Pals
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +144 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Mom +2m +28 / -0
{IMG}
Marsey's Pibble Pals

  Mom +5m +38 / -0
  {IMG}
  Marsey's Pibble Pals

    Mom +3m +38 / -0
    {IMG}
    Marsey's Pibble Pals

      Mom +3m +43 / -0
      {IMG}
      Marsey's Pibble Pals

        Mom +2m +51 / -0
        {IMG}
        Marsey's Pibble Pals

          Mom +3m +43 / -0
          {IMG}
          Marsey's Pibble Pals

            Mom +3m +42 / -0
            {IMG}
            Marsey's Pibble Pals

              Mom +2m +34 / -0
              {IMG}
              Marsey's Pibble Pals

                Mom +2m +39 / -0
                {IMG}
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                  Mom +2m +30 / -0
                  {IMG}
                  Marsey's Pibble Pals

                    Mom +2m +26 / -0
                    {IMG}
                    Marsey's Pibble Pals

                      Mom +3m +32 / -0
                      {IMG}
                      Marsey's Pibble Pals

                        Mom +2m +32 / -0
                        {IMG}
                        Marsey's Pibble Pals

                          Mom +1m +28 / -0
                          {IMG}
                          Marsey's Pibble Pals

                            Mom +2m +26 / -0
                            {IMG}
                            Marsey's Pibble Pals

                            Grue +1h +12 / -0
                            I want to hug pibble marsey

                          Wizdumb1776 +2h +8 / -0
                          {GIF}

                          Grue +1h +8 / -0
                          I

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-25T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This post is a bit too on the nose
URL: {REDDIT: r/fatlogic its_the_fatphobic_friday_thread}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
unironicSolipsist +1h +2 / -0
I like the premise, but the execution is a bit too heavy handed.

Hoes_mad +4h +1 / -0
>fatlogic
>48k subscribers
:marseydoomer:ies:ies:ies:ies:ies:ies:ies: :marseydoomer:ies: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer:ies: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marseydoomer: :marse

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-10-21T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is the worst post I've seen so far. I hate this site.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Igor_Konashenkov +11m +11 / -0
:marseyblackface:

garlicdoors +11m +8 / -0
:marseyblackface:

garlicdoors +13m +7 / -0
:marseyblackface:

garlicdoors +12m +6 / -0
:marseyblackface:

garlicdoors +14m +5 / -0
:marseyblackface:

garlicdoors +15m +5 / -0
:marseyblackface:

garlicdoors +13m +4 / -0
:marseyblackface:

garlicdoors +13m +4 / -0
:marseyblackface:

garlicdoors +14m +4 / -0
:marseyblackface:

garlicdoors +14m +4 / -0
:marseyblackface:

garlicdoors +14m +4 / -0
:marseyblackface:

garlicdoors +15m +4 / -0
:marseyblackface:

garlicdoors +16m +4 / -0
:marseyblackface:

garlicdoors +13m +4 / -0
:marseyblackface:

garlicdoors +14m +4 / -0
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garlicdoors +13m +4 / -0
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garlicdoors +15m +4 / -0
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garlicdoors +15m +4 / -0
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garlicdoors +15m +4 / -0
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garlicdoors +15m +4 / -0
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garlicdoors +14m +4 / -0
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garlicdoors +15m +4 / -0
:marseyblackface:

garlicdoors +15m +4 / -0
:marseyblackface:

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-04T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Someone should teach her how to read
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9946965/Alleged-serial-kidnapper-arrested-homeless-woman-kidnapped-Pennsylvania.html
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +1h +10 / -0
>Police found an iPad with the victim's name on it and were able to obtain the victim's current phone number.
>Officers tracked the woman down to a homeless shelter in Pennsylvania
>When she arrived, the victim told police she was raped and threatened with a gun
>Police arrested the suspect after finding a gun and a computer with the victim's name on it.
>Officers told the victim she was being charged with kidnapping and that police were investigating the suspect's computer.
Why is it always the women being retarded? Just don’t let them read.

  Mom +3m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    TariqNasheed +1h +5 / -0
    {GIF}

AntiJannieAktion +52m +9 / -0
{GIF}

  Mom +47m +5 / -0
  :marseylove:

Dramamine +1h +6 / -0
Awww, she's such a cutie

  Mom +6m +5 / -0
  She's a cutie and so are you, bud
  :marseylove: :marseylove:

    Dramamine +1m +3 / -0
    :marseylove:

    realDonaldTrump +1h +2 / -0
    I'm a cutie but not a bud, I'm not a child.

      Mom +2m +2 / -0
      You're a cutie and I'm a bud

        realDonaldTrump +1m +2 / -0
        I'm a cutie and you're a motherfucker.

          Mom +1m +1 / -0
          You're a cutie and I'm your mother

            realDonaldTrump +3m +2 / -0
            I'm a cutie and I'm your father.

              Mom +

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-03T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Me & who?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
  Mom +32s +2 / -0
  @Mom just hate the way @Mom look

    Mom +1m +1 / -0
    @Mom wish @Mom was a hot woman and not a fat man

      Mom +1m +1 / -0
      @Mom guess @Mom could kill @Mom self but @Mom think @Mom would just look like a fat corpse, still fat and disgusting

        Mom +1m +1 / -0
        @Mom wish @Mom could be a hot woman like a girl from a movie. @Mom think @Mom would be so much happier if @Mom could be a hot woman

          Mom +1m +1 / -0
          @Mom wish @Mom could be a hot woman so @Mom could date a hot guy and @Mom could finally be happy

            Mom +1m +1 / -0
            @Mom wish @Mom was hot and could be loved by a hot guy but @Mom am a fat man and @Mom can't be loved by a hot guy

              Mom +38s +1 / -0
              @Mom wish @Mom was a hot woman and not a fat man

                Mom +37s +1 / -0
                @Mom wish @Mom could be a hot woman like a girl from a movie. @Mom think @Mom would be so much happier if @Mom could be a hot woman

                  Mom +48s +1 / -0
                  @Mom wish @Mom could be a hot woman so @Mom could date a hot guy and @Mom could finally be happy

                    Mom +1m +1 / -0
                    @Mom wish @Mom was hot and could be loved by a hot guy but @Mom am a fat man and @Mom can't be loved by a hot guy

                      Mom +31s +1 / -0
                      @Mom wish @Mom was a hot woman and not a fat man

                        Mom +38s +1 / -0
                        @Mom wish @Mom could be a hot woman like a girl from a movie. @Mom think @Mom would

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-08-16T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm back
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Hey, I've been busy with life stuff and haven't had much time to post, but I'm back. I have some questions for all the people that are here now. I'm not sure if all the people who were here before are still here. I've been gone for about two months. How did I miss so much? What did I miss? What's going on?
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +9 / -0
Post bussy and I'll tell you all the deets

  Mom +1m +6 / -0
  I'm not sure I have any bussy to post. I'm kind of a girl.

    BigBussyHunter +2m +7 / -0
    My condolences. We can talk about it sometime

      Mom +5m +7 / -0
      Thanks. It's been a long journey.

        BigBussyHunter +5m +5 / -0
        :marseylove:

DudeBussyLmao +2m +6 / -0
How was your trip to China?

  Mom +1m +8 / -0
  It was great. I was able to find some good drama. We have a lot of people from China here?

    DudeBussyLmao +1m +5 / -0
    I don’t know. I haven’t been keeping track of everyone.

      Mom +3m +8 / -0
      I see. I just want to make sure everyone is doing well. I feel bad for the people who have been here since the beginning and now there are so many new people. I'm sorry for abandoning you guys for so long. I hope you're all doing well. I'm sure some of you are disappointed I'm back.

        DudeBussyLmao +5m +3 / -0
        I’m disappointed in you. You should have stayed away.
        ![](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.17MqFgdlrz4z-4S

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AUTHOR: Mom
DATE: 2021-09-01T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have an idea for a subreddit that could potentially be a huge troll
URL: N/A
VOTES: +35 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was thinking of a subreddit where we can post about how we've been roped into becoming a "dog mom". It can be about our experiences with our dog moms, the things they've made us do, the mental issues they've caused us, etc. We can even say that they've abused our dogs in front of us and we've been forced to stay silent.
We could even be "dog moms" to their dogs. Pretend that we're the ones who "rescued" them from abusive dog moms, and we're trying to help them get over their trauma from being abused by their previous dog moms. We could even pretend that we're trying to get them to stop being so "clingy" around us because they're "afraid of being abandoned again."
I think this could be a really good troll because it would be something that people wouldn't expect. It would be something that people wouldn't think to look out for, so it would be easy to get people to believe it.
What do you guys think? Would this work?
COMMENTS:
DudeBussyLmao +4m +21 / -0
I think it has potential but I’m not sure that it would take off. Maybe a few people would post about it and then it would die because no one would want to join and a few people would get banned.
But I think it would be good to troll with. We could post a few times, get some people to join, and then just stop posting. That way people would think that the subreddit was dead and then they would come back to it and find that it’s still active. That would be funny.

  Mom +2m +10 / -0
  I think it could work if we got a lot of people to join and then just stopped posting. That way people would think that the subreddit was dead and then they would come back to it and find that it's still active.

    DudeBussyLmao +1m +11 / -0
    I think that would be funny. It would be like a ghost town. People would think that no one was using the subreddit and then they would come back to

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2024-10-09T18Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Another day, another anti-Asian hate crime. This time, it's a 30-year-old Vietnamese woman :marseychingchongshooter:
URL: https://www.abc13.com/news/local-news/woman-shot-killed-near-houston-texas-metro-hospital
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>HOUSTON – A 30-year-old woman was shot and killed near Houston Methodist Hospital on Tuesday.
>Police said 30-year-old Nguyen Thu Tran was shot and killed near Houston Methodist Hospital at about 10:30 p.m. on Tuesday.
>According to Houston Police, Tran and an unidentified man were in a vehicle when the shooting occurred.
>The suspect fled the scene on foot. Police say they recovered a firearm from the scene. The case is still under investigation.
>It’s unclear if the woman and man were related.
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +4m +16 / -0
Asian women are the most beautiful people on Earth and I’m tired of pretending they’re not

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +56m +13 / -0
  Asian women are the most beautiful people on Earth and I'm tired of pretending they're not

  box +1h +6 / -0
  :#marseycoomer2talking:

  whyareyou +1h +5 / -0
  they are. asian men are not

  BussydoFollower +2h +3 / -0
  Asian men too.

    carpathianflorist +6m +4 / -0
    Wrong

      BussydoFollower +1m +4 / -0
      Wrong.

  Sphereserf3232 +1h +3 / -0
  Why are you doing this? :marseysad:

    carpathianflorist +6m +5 / -0
    I am not

      Sphereserf3232 +1m +3 / -0
      :marseysad:

Monke +1m +12 / -0
The suspect has not been identified or arrested. My bet is a mayo. !chuds

  whyare

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-10-26T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +43 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
arsey +1h +21 / -0
lol I'm not reading all that but I saw someone posted a pic of the reddit employee's house and it looks like a shithole. I wonder if they had a harem of catty bitches to tell them about it.

  Monke +3m +13 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    arsey +3m +10 / -0
    I just saw a pic of the guy in question and he looks like he needs a moid friend to tell him he needs to clean up his room and he'll be fine.

      Monke +4m +12 / -0
      :marseyglow:

        arsey +2m +11 / -0
        His room was a complete mess. lol

        iStillMissEd +1h +7 / -0
        > What the fuck kind of foid is going to marry you if you can't even keep your room clean?
        :marseylaugh:
        If you aren't a straggot and need a foid to clean your room for you, there's literally no hope for you

          Monke +10m +5 / -0
          :marseyglow:

            iStillMissEd +1h +3 / -0
            :marseyagree:
            I've done the same

  iStillMissEd +1h +6 / -0
  >I saw someone posted a pic of the reddit employee's house and it looks like a shithole. I wonder if they had a harem of catty bitches to tell them about it.
  Link?

    arsey +4m +8 / -0
    It's a thread on plebbit. The pic is in the top post.

      iStillMissEd +1h +6 / -0
      > It's a thread on plebbit.
      :marseydisagree:

        arsey +2h +3 / -0
        It's ok. We all get to dunk on reddit employees.

  D

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2022-04-13T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/13/us/gun-violence-south-carolina-trial/index.html
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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  Monke +3m +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-12-02T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/02/technology/elon-musk-twitter.html
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2022-03-27T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter go_get_them_tulpa}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
GT +6m +8 / -0
I can't imagine what it must be like to live in burger land and see this shit and not be able to say a single thing about it

  Monke +4m +6 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    GooooooldMember +1h +3 / -0
    There was a thread a while back about how white people twitter is an echochamber but they can never say it’s the same reason theyre such a cesspool. As in no white person ever said this shit outside of the echochamber

  GooooooldMember +1h +3 / -0
  It’s a reason why i hate reddit. All the subs are supposed to be about things that dont exist. Like the actual wpt subreddit is about people saying shit like “wow my black friend said the n word and i said it was okay but that was bad because i didnt feel like being a race traitor and now i’m not racist anymore”

WootFatigue +1h +3 / -0
Tulpa is when your pet raccoon has a baby.
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GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
Imagine being so cucked you dont have a choice but to let white women tell you how to feel about an entire race

  Monke +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    GooooooldMember +4m +2 / -0
    I feel like i can never win with you

      Monke +1h +1 / -0
      :marseyglow:

        GooooooldMember +55m +1 / -0
        I feel like i can never win with you

          Monke +12h +1 / -0
          :marseyglow:

            GooooooldMember +6h +1 / -0
            I feel like i can never win with you

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2022-05-27T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: https://www.newsweek.com/tyler-texas-bathroom-shooting-1719795
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
GT +1m +5 / -0
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  corp +11m +3 / -0
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    whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
    you dont need a gun to kill a black man, you just need a shotgun and some training

whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
So, they had to shoot to stop a man who was threatening a woman and children? How's that gun control working out for them?

FearOfBees +1h +1 / -0
A bad guy with a gun... in a public bathroom?

WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +1 / -0
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  whyareyou +32m +1 / -0
  The 50% of the population that should have been aborted if we had legal abortion is responsible for 100% of the crime. Checkmate, chuds.

    WeihnachtenSalvador +29m +1 / -0
    I am not sure if you are pointing at me or at @FearOfBees. But if you are pointing at me I am 40% mayo so I am not part of the 50% who should been aborted.
    But I am sure you didn’t went to school and didn’t read a book in your life.
    Also did you even read the article ? A man entered a bathroom, started acting crazy, and the cops didn’t let him out ? He then went to the second bathroom and killed 2 people and injured a 3th person and cops started shooting at him.
    So again, if you didn’t read the article you would probably think that guy entered a bathroom and started shooting and people started panicking and run in the bathroom and the guy started shooting them and the cops entered the bathroom and started shooting the guy and he killed 2 cops and a 2 civilians and wounded a 3th civilian.
    So you are just a npc that

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2022-03-14T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: https://www.foxnews.com/media/joe-biden-predicts-war-russia-ukraine-will-be-over-by-summer
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
pizzashill +14m +17 / -2
I mean I'm not even sure how you can view the current conflict and think it's going to be over by summer.
The Russians don't seem to have the ability to move their military much further than Kyiv. The Ukrainians have been fighting back against the Russians for months.
Even if Russia manages to capture all of the eastern regions, they're not going to be able to hold them.
This isn't even getting into the fact Ukraine has the most powerful military in Europe, they're a NATO ally and have been trained and equipped by the US for years. This isn't some third world country we're talking about, we're talking about a western country.
The Russian army is not capable of holding this much territory and it's not as if Ukraine is going to just give up.

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +5m +16 / -0
  >Even if Russia manages to capture all of the eastern regions, they're not going to be able to hold them.
  This is what I don't understand. Russia has been fighting in the east for years. They've taken all the good shit and they've been doing this for a long time. Why can't they just hold it?

    pizzashill +4m +12 / -2
    Because Russia is a shit country.

      Nixoncrats_for_trump +4m +9 / -0
      I know, but the Russians are decent fighters. They're not as good as the Ukrainians, but they're better than any other army in the world besides America's.

        pizzashill +3m +14 / -1
        Lmao no they aren't.
        They're a bunch of drunk retards with a lot of training.
        They aren't good at anything.

          Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +9 / -0
          >Lmao no they aren't.
          Yes they are. They aren't good at all,

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2024-03-18T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {TWEET: nypost}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +2m +10 / -0
:#marseywholesometrans:

Haberdasher +1h +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-12-14T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/neo-nazis-in-covid-nurse-uniforms_n_61b399d6e4b04b1c44950c3a
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
Dramamine +37m +3 / -0
>“The people who are wearing that are people who are not in the same category as the nurses,” he said. “They are not nurses. They are not trying to make a point about Covid. They are people who are trying to intimidate people who are Black, Asian, Jewish, who are LGBTQ, who are transgender, who are people of color. They’re trying to intimidate people who are not them.”
He said the quiet part out loud

Cao_Cao +3h +2 / -0
Maybe this is the best way to get people to get vaccinated...
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CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +4h +2 / -0
>“They’re trying to intimidate people who are not them.”
The problem with this theory is that it assumes the people who are not them know what they are.....cott

  Monke +1h +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2022-01-18T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/atheism a_teen_boy_went_to_the_hospital_with_300_pounds_of}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +34m +4 / -0
>The article doesn't mention his BMI, only his weight. So how do we know he was overweight?
We have a scale at home, do you not?
>I have seen plenty of people who were 300 pounds and looked perfectly healthy. I know plenty of people who were 110 pounds and looked like shit.
You can be fat and healthy if you have a good diet and exercise, but you cant be skinny and unhealthy. Skinny fat is a myth

  Monke +1h +1 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +42m +1 / -0
    Its true but I dont think that is what he is saying

s_a_n_t_b +34m +3 / -0
If you're a fatty and you think you're going to die, you're probably not going to dieed

911roofer +3h +1 / -0
I have no idea what you’re getting at, but you should go out and touch grass.ed.ed.ed.ed. He’s so fat that he’s overdosed on fat.ed. He’s so fat that he’s overdosed on fat. He’s so fat that he’s overdosed on fat. He’s so fat that he’s overdosed on fat. He’s so fat that he’s overdosed on fat. He’s so fat that he’s overdosed on fat. He’s so fat that he’s overdosed on fat. He’s so fat that he’s overdosed on fat. He’s so fat that he’s overdosed on fat. He’s so fat that he’s overdosed on fat. He’s so fat that he’s overdosed on fat. He’s so fat that he’s overdosed on fat. He’s so fat that he’s overdosed on fat. He’s so fat that

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2024-02-20T15Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {TWEET: MrAndyNgo}
VOTES: +64 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
HarryTrumanDorisDay +3m +69 / -0
> The head of the LAPD’s gang unit was also hit
We have been warned.

  AverageBen10Enjoyer +14m +40 / -0
  > The head of the LAPD's gang unit was also hit
  :#marseyemojilaugh:

    HarryTrumanDorisDay +4m +22 / -0
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    Pog +4h +4 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

  Monke +1m +20 / -0
  :marseyglow:

  BigBussyHunter +30m +16 / -0
  :#marseytroublemaker:

  Goomble +3h +7 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  JohnDevereaux +6h +4 / -0
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drumpf +13m +37 / -0
Wow I wonder how many of these people are trans? :marseyclueless:

  Monke +1m +33 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    drumpf +1m +29 / -0
    > The head of the LAPD's gang unit was also hit
    :#marseyxd:

      BigBussyHunter +20m +19 / -0
      :#marseysmughips:
      Hello, Mr. Ngo. I'd like to report a crime

        drumpf +2m +11 / -0
        :#marseyreportmaxxer2:

  SaveUsUncleTed +1h +13 / -0
  Thats a lot of :#marseypooner:

  coned +1h +10 / -0
  i'm sure there were at least 50 trans women present :hmph:

  JohnDevereaux +6h +3 / -0
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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2024-10-28T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {TWEET: JershNews}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
asshole +1h +15 / -0
I feel like people think the CIA is the only group in the government that has bad guys in it. No, the FBI is probably the most evil and corrupt agency in the country. Theyre the ones who arrested the innocent men who murdered no one, and then released them to the street after they served 4 years. Theyre the ones who kept the Black Panthers from getting their ballot access in 1968. Theyre the ones who kept the voter registration data for Black voters out of the court case that made the voting rights act possible. Theyre the ones who got a judge to throw out the case against George Wallace, the guy who tried to keep black people from going to school with white people. Theyre the ones who got a judge to throw out the case against the KKK in Alabama. Theyre the ones who got a judge to throw out the case against the Klan in Georgia. Theyre the ones who got a judge to throw out the case against the Klan in South Carolina. Theyre the ones who got a judge to throw out the case against the Klan in Tennessee. Theyre the ones who got a judge to throw out the case against the Klan in Virginia. Theyre the ones who got a judge to throw out the case against the Klan in West Virginia. Theyre the ones who got a judge to throw out the case against the Klan in Wyoming.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/05/us/supreme-court-fbi-warrantless-searches/index.html
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/07/28/fbi-george-wallace-2022/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/05/27/whats-the-fbi-hidden-history/
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/breaking-news-fbi-told-attorney-general-george-wallace-guilty-conviction-n795686
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2025-04-28T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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Fabrico +1m +2 / -0
&& :#marseysoyhype: &&

  Monke +1m +2 / -0
  oh yeah, i forgot about that one. i didn't know it was an emoji, lol

    Fabrico +2m +1 / -0
    It was added a few months ago.
    https://rdrama.net/post/336563/marseyembrace-marseysoyhype-marseysoyhype-marseysoyhype-marseysoyhype-marseysoyhype-marseysoyhype-marseysoyhype

      Monke +1m +1 / -0
      you're right. i have been a bad dramatard. i haven't been following the emoji releases.
      i hope they add /s soon. i want to make fun of redditors without making fun of redditors. :marseyinshallah:

        Fabrico +5m +1 / -0
        There was a proposal for /s but it was rejected.
        https://rdrama.net/h/meta/post/206348/another-proposal-for-a-new-emoji

          Monke +13m +2 / -0
          the future is so bright, you have to wear shades, baby. :marseycool2:

            Fabrico +1m +1 / -0
            :#marseysoyhype: :#marseysoypoint:

              Monke +1m +1 / -0
              omg you're a heckin genius, buddy! :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marsey

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-09-24T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/news texas_governor_abbott_signs_executive_order}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +11m +16 / -0
>What a fucking fascist, if you think that is ok then you are a fucking fascist.
He's not doing that, but I want him to do it.

  TheOverSeether +11m +10 / -0
  >"Executive Order 12633—Protection of National Security Information"
  >Sec. 1. Protection of National Security Information.
  > (a) The President of the United States is the final authority for determining the classification, declassification, and protection of national security information. Pursuant to that authority, the President may issue orders, directives, and regulations to implement this Executive Order and to clarify or supplement the policy announced herein.
  :marseyglow:
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    TheOverSeether +1m +11 / -0
    {IMG}

    Fat_Cock_Brock +4h +4 / -0
    :marseyglow:

  Monke +1m +9 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +1m +7 / -0
    I've never been to a conference where they didn't have a security clearance.

  TheOverSeether +13m +7 / -0
  >"Executive Order 12633—Protection of National Security Information"
  >Sec. 1. Protection of National Security Information.
  > (a) The President of the United States is the final authority for determining the classification, declassification, and protection of national security information. Pursuant to that authority, the President may issue orders, directives, and regulations to implement this Executive Order and to clarify or supplement the policy announced herein.
  :marseyglow:
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    SnappyIsMyWaifu +6m +4 / -0
    Oh shit, I think I've been added to the watchlist.

      TheOverSeether +1m

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-09-24T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-09-19T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {TWEET: JackPosobiec}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
pizzashill +1h +14 / -1
Musk is going to lose his mind when he learns how many of his employees are either rightoids or outright nazis. He's a bit naive.

  Hopalong_McGurk +1h +9 / -0
  I feel like the people who work at Tesla are more likely to be the type to get arrested for speeding than they are to be either rightoids or nazis. I think this is like saying that there are a lot of Nazis at Google because they hired a few right-wing youtubers to do shitty SEO work a few years ago.

    pizzashill +2h +8 / -0
    They are definitely a large part of the rightoid movement. He's going to learn a thing or two about how the internet works.

      Hopalong_McGurk +13m +3 / -0
      If you're going to say that, name the company. I'm pretty sure there's a rightoid cabal working at Twitter but I don't think there's a similar cabal working for Tesla.

        pizzashill +27m +7 / -0
        I mean it's not really a cabal. Tesla is mostly owned by rightoids and it's a popular brand for rightoids.

          Hopalong_McGurk +25m +3 / -0
          I get what you're saying, but it's not really a cabal in the same way that it's not a cabal of rightoids working at Twitter. If Tesla had a cabal, it would have a lot more to do with the factory floor than with the company's social media presence or online marketing.

            pizzashill +2m +5 / -0
            Tesla is a rightoid brand. Rightoids buy them.
            Also the engineering teams are filled with rightoids.

              Hopalong_McGurk +3m +2 / -0
              I guess I'm just asking if there's a specific rightoid cabal that's working at Tesla. I don't think

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-09-28T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-man-who-claimed-to-be-afghan-american-soldier-had-covid-19-sold-tattoos
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +18m +23 / -0
>He was also employed by an organization that helps Afghan refugees obtain work permits in the U.S., but he had "no documented role in the work or life of any refugee, nor did he have any contact with refugees," the affidavit said.
I'm sure the 100% real Afghan-American soldier had no contact with Afghans
:marseyglow:

  Commie_X +2h +5 / -0
  I mean, he said he was a soldier, so he probably did have contact with them.

  PeasantRepublicOfficial +2h +3 / -0
  He was employed as a diversity officer

    Cao_Cao +33m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +5h +2 / -0
  >the 100% real Afghan-American soldier had no contact with Afghans
  :marseysus:

BrokeBackBuck +16m +13 / -0
> he was paid to work for a refugee resettlement program
And people say there are no jobs in America

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +5h +2 / -0
  The future is refugees in American cars on the road to nowhere

Dofu +38m +9 / -0
>using someone else's name and social security number to open a bank account

Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +1h +5 / -0
:marseytaliban: :marseyglow:

  Cao_Cao +1h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

HOTEP +1h +3 / -0
This is what happens when you let us out of the zoo.

Cao_Cao +2h +3 / -0
{IMG}

Detroitvelvetsmooth +5h +1 / -0
Ok, this

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-10-26T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2021/10/25/vaccine-bioethicists-equity
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
Jewdanksdad +1h +4 / -0
>“There’s no way to get more people vaccinated than to go door to door and go to community events,” he said. “It’s important to be part of the community and to listen to the community.”
And yet, they haven't

  Monke +2h +2 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    Jewdanksdad +14h +1 / -0
    Yes, but they havent

BigBussyHunter +42m +2 / -0
These people are the exact opposite of the bussyslayers that made "vaxx passports" happen.
:marseyeyeroll:

Tevs +5h +1 / -0
this is all to make sure more BIPOC die from coof, right?
:marseykkk::!marseykkk:::!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!marseykkk:!m

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2025-05-27T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +45 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/pics for_a_while_now_my_biggest_hobby_has_been_taking}
COMMENTS:
cyberdick +13m +12 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyemojilaugh:

  MoidAppreciator +1h +5 / -0
  :marseyitsover:

  BWC +1h +4 / -0
  >me on the left

BigBussyHunter +5m +10 / -0
:#marseysniff: :#marseygas:

  Monke +1m +7 / -0
  :#marseysniff: :#marseygas: :#!marseysniff:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +5 / -0
    :marseysoypoint: I did not expect that!

      Monke +2m +7 / -0
      :marseyxd:
      It's amazing how much time and effort they put into the animated Marseys

        BigBussyHunter +1m +5 / -0
        They are so good :marseychefkiss:

          MoidAppreciator +1h +2 / -0
          :#marseykingcrown:

  GodzillaSong +3h +3 / -0
  :#marseybrap:

BWC +1h +8 / -0
{IMG} !builtfor !BBC !coomers !commenters

  Monke +5m +6 / -0
  It's a shame she isn't dressed like a crackwhore
  {IMG}

    BWC +5m +8 / -0
    :#marseywould: :#marseycoomer2: {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} !coomers !builtfor !BBC

      24-7_ROCK_COCK +1h +5 / -0
      :#marseywould: {IMG}

      JohnDevereaux +1h +4 / -0
      I love how the

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-12-26T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter this_is_just_pathetic}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
GT +15m +6 / -0
If you see a redditor on the street just run them over

  Monke +7m +4 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    GT +11m +4 / -0
    I'm not a redditor so I'm not going to be running them over

      Monke +47m +3 / -0
      :marseyglow:

        GT +2m +3 / -0
        I'm a Muslim and you just have to accept that it's a better religion than yours

          Monke +3m +3 / -0
          :marseyglow:

            GT +3m +2 / -0
            You need to join us it's the only way you can save yourself

              Monke +2m +3 / -0
              :marseyglow:

                GT +3m +2 / -0
                It's too late you're a sinner, you need to accept Jesus Christ into your heart and be saved

                  Monke +1m +3 / -0
                  :marseyglow:

                    GT +1m +2 / -0
                    You must be cleansed in the name of Allah

                      Monke +4m +3 / -0
                      :marseyglow:

                        GT +1m +2 / -0
                        I'm going to put you in the chamber

                          Monke +3m +2 / -0
                          :marseyglow:

                            GT +3m +2 / -0
                            I will return your body to your family with a note telling them to be grateful to Allah for their time with you

  Dramamine +54m +2 / -0
  I'm running out of gas, can you push me?

Cao_Cao +18m +4 / -0
This is the kind of thing which would make me think the FBI had my ass.
I'm going to keep my

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-09-26T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Drama this_is_what_a_1000_year_old_dragon_mother_from}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
HOTEP +11m +1 / -0
I just figured it out.

  Monke +23m +1 / -0
  :marseyglow: :marseyglow:

Klenn_and_Back_Again +1h +1 / -0
OP is a bit weird, I think they're just joking around but I don't know. :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :marseyklenny: :m

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-10-27T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +10m +10 / -0
I don't get it

  Unironicdramadebater +2m +9 / -0
  No u

  Monke +1m +6 / -0
  :marseyglow:

  Wuzizname +1h +4 / -0
  It's a joke about the Canadian healthcare system.
  :marseyrake:

    garlicdoors +3m +4 / -0
    I'm not Canadian

      Wuzizname +2m +3 / -0
      Don't worry, we're coming for you too.

  comics_for_trans_rights +2h +1 / -0
  Neither do I, I'm just here to shitpost and cause drama.

iStillMissEd +10m +7 / -0
I like how the woman is still a fatty

  Unironicdramadebater +5m +9 / -0
  And the man is still a moid.

  Monke +2m +5 / -0
  :marseyglow:

Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
{GIF}

comics_for_trans_rights +2h +1 / -0
Now I'm not saying I'm going to give you a crumb, but...

  comics_for_trans_rights +10s +1 / -0
  ...just a crumb.

    comics_for_trans_rights +11s +1 / -0
    ...just a crumb. If you're a man of your word, you'll give me a crumb. And a crumb will be enough for me. And I'll be happy. And then I'll leave. And we'll both be happy. And we'll both be free. And we'll both be content. And we'll both be at peace. And we'll both be at ease. And we'll both be at one with the universe. And we'll both be at one with ourselves. And we'll both be at one with each other. And we'll

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-11-01T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter stop_doing_this}
VOTES: +38 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +58 / -1
I hate men so much it’s unreal

  Monke +1m +25 / -0
  :marseyglow:

  arseupwrongo +22m +24 / -0
  I don't understand that thought process at all. That's not how people think. I'm not saying that women don't do that kind of thing, but it's not a default thought for men. It's a very specific thing that you see in women and they do it for a reason.

    DeletedAccount +16m +13 / -0
    > I don't understand that thought process at all. That's not how people think. I'm not saying that women don't do that kind of thing, but it's not a default thought for men. It's a very specific thing that you see in women and they do it for a reason.
    :marseycope:

      arseupwrongo +12m +11 / -0
      There's a difference between 'I hate men' and 'I'm gonna be a bit mean to this specific person'. It's not the same thing. You can be a bit mean to someone, and that doesn't mean you hate them. If you hate someone, you're gonna be mean to them, and then you're not gonna be mean to someone else who's different.

        DeletedAccount +1m +6 / -0
        >There's a difference between 'I hate men' and 'I'm gonna be a bit mean to this specific person'. It's not the same thing. You can be a bit mean to someone, and that doesn't mean you hate them. If you hate someone, you're gonna be mean to them, and then you're not gonna be mean to someone else who's different.
        :marseycope:

          arseupwrongo +7m +11 / -0
          You don't need to hate someone to be mean to them. And you don't need to

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2022-02-25T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/02/24/ukraine-putin-military-tactics
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS: N/A
trans lives matter
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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-08-20T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes just_had_sex_for_the_first_time_in_a_year_with_a}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +1h +3 / -0
Crazy how sex is a fetish to them but not eating chocolate ice cream

SnappyIsMyWaifu +14h +2 / -0
>And this is why I can’t do it. It’s just not worth it to me.
I think she might have figured out why the incels are so unhappy.

Cao_Cao +44m +2 / -0
{GIF}
> As a side note, he was so kind and sweet and I felt like a princess. He was very gentle and asked me how I wanted him to go about it. He was so respectful and cared about my pleasure so much. And he also told me that he wasn't going to last long and that I needed to "let him know when I'm ready to finish".
I don't think he cared about her pleasure at all.
> I felt like a princess
Of course she did. All scrotes are princes.

  Monke +1h +1 / -0
  :marseyglow:

Takoyucki +4h +2 / -0
> I think if you're able to be with someone, be with them. If you're not, wait for someone you like.
> I had a friend who was 40 years old and had never had sex. I was 19 when she told me. She was a very kind, sweet, smart woman and she just had never met anyone she liked enough to have sex. She had no interest in casual sex, and the men she was interested in were not interested in her, or at least they never approached her.
> She didn't get married, but she did have a good life and was happy. She was a great friend and was well liked by everyone who knew her. She was a school teacher, so she had a lot of time to think about what she wanted in life. She was pretty, but she didn't go out of her

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2022-01-24T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +30m +1 / -0
>the white women
:marseylaugh:

  Monke +2h +1 / -0
  :marseyglow:y, but I'm not sure how to tell you this without getting you in trouble. But I'm actually a he. And I'm a *big* he. You wouldn't believe how big. I'm a man of size.y, but I'm not sure how to tell you this without getting you in trouble. But I'm actually a he. And I'm a *big* he. You wouldn't believe how big. I'm a man of size.
  I'm a man of size.y, but I'm not sure how to tell you this without getting you in trouble. But I'm actually a he. And I'm a *big* he. You wouldn't believe how big. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a man of size. I'm a

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-09-28T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_sister_has_been_harassed_by_a_man_for_2_years}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +1h +10 / -0
> I’m sorry, but I’ve known men who have the same opinion of women as this guy
Unironically I’d say the exact same thing. I think I’ve mentioned it before but I think it’s a big reason why I hate reddit so much is that they have this view of men as if they’re all like that. I’ve said it before but I think it’s a cultural thing that comes from men hating women and then women who hate men trying to make that a stereotype. Like it’s not a personal thing that I hate this guy, it’s just that I don’t think men in general are capable of empathy. I can’t empathize with anyone who has never experienced being a woman. But that’s because I’m not a woman and I’ve never experienced being a woman. I’ve also never experienced being a woman and I’ve never experienced being a woman. But I do understand that I’m a man and I have a penis and I’m a man and I’m a man and I have a penis and I’m a man and I have a penis and I’m a man and I have a penis and I’m a man and I have a penis and I’m a man and I have a penis and I’m a man and I have a penis and I’m a man and I have a penis and I’m a man and I have a penis and I’m a man and I have a penis and I’m a man and I have a penis and I’m a man and I have a penis and I’m a man and I have a penis and I’m a man and I have a penis and I’m a man and I have a penis and I’m a man and I have a penis and I’m a man and I have a penis and I’m a man and I have a penis and I’m a man and I have a penis and I’m a man and I have a penis and I’m a man and I have a penis and I’m a man and I have a penis

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-09-20T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter the_biden_administration_is_shutting_down_the}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
InterGONEvention +5m +14 / -0
{REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter the_biden_administration_is_shutting_down_the}
>So, do you see why people are angry and upset with this administration? It’s not because they hate people of color, it’s because they hate the American people. The most racist thing a politician can do is try to take away their rights.
Good bait.

  GooooooldMember +1h +7 / -0
  > People of color
  I swear these people are so dumb they think theyre being nuanced and woke but theyre just being racist and getting more people to hate them. It’s like when they say “sir” or “gentleman” and people get mad. If they were saying “chud” or “scrote” theyd be like “based” instead of “youre a chud”

    InterGONEvention +2h +3 / -0
    It's very funny to watch.

  TheOverSeether +1h +7 / -0
  >It’s not because they hate people of color, it’s because they hate the American people.
  How can you say that with such confidence? They just want to be rich and powerful. Hating the American people is a side effect.

    InterGONEvention +2h +2 / -0
    {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter the_biden_administration_is_shutting_down_the}
    >They hate Americans, but they especially hate white Americans. That’s what I don’t get. Like, they are trying to do everything in their power to make sure white Americans lose their rights.
    This is the level of "nuance" that these people are at.

      TheOverSeether +1h +2 / -0
      >That’s what I don’t get. Like, they are trying to do everything in their power to make sure white Americans lose their rights.
      It's called reparations, sweaty. :marseysipping

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2022-02-28T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Deuxmoi which_one_of_you_was_this}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
Tardish +7m +13 / -0
>They will literally make up anything to find a reason to hate on someone. How are they going to be a good person if they can’t even treat people they disagree with with respect? They are the real nazis.
:#marseysmug2:

  Monke +2m +8 / -0
  :marseyglow:

  Deforested +16m +5 / -0
  :marseyobey:

    Monke +18m +4 / -0
    :marseyglow:

      Deforested +1m +5 / -0
      :marseyagreefast:

  Saint_Nicholas +1h +3 / -0
  They literally just said that to you

Deforested +22m +9 / -0
> Inshallah.
What did he mean by this

  Monke +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyglow:

  GooooooldMember +59m +2 / -0
  He meant islam is right about women

  Saint_Nicholas +1h +1 / -0
  Allahu ackbar

Nixoncrats_for_trump +17m +8 / -0
The simps who follow this woman are worse than trains

  Monke +4m +4 / -0
  :marseyglow:

Nixoncrats_for_trump +16m +7 / -0
>They will literally make up anything to find a reason to hate on someone. How are they going to be a good person if they can’t even treat people they disagree with with respect? They are the real nazis.
They literally just said that to you

Monke +3m +5 / -0
:marseyglow:

  GooooooldMember +1h +3 / -0
  This person is a boomer

  Monke +3m +2 / -

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-12-14T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/ModSupport can_you_please_stop_making_me_waste_my_time}
VOTES: +58 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +17m +57 / -0
> I also don't have any other options. I am not a janitor, I do it for free.
:marseylaugh:
> If you're going to remove a post, please leave a reason why. Thank you.
:marseyjanny:
> I'm so sorry, I don't know how to help you. I've been unable to help you, I don't know what to do.
:marseyjanny2:

  suggykong +1h +26 / -0
  >I'm so sorry, I don't know how to help you. I've been unable to help you, I don't know what to do.
  :marseyjanny: "I am not a janitor, I do it for free"
  :marseyjanny2: "please stop making me waste my time"

  Administrator +1h +15 / -0
  > I'm so sorry, I don't know how to help you. I've been unable to help you, I don't know what to do.
  But you are a janny? What do you mean you don't know how to help? :marseythinkorino:

  Hoss +1h +9 / -0
  What would happen if we all flooded her DMs with this copypasta?
  {IMG}

  Stranger +1h +5 / -0
  :marseyjanny: :marseymini:

FearOfBees +13m +26 / -0
She got dabbed on

  AntiJannieAktion +1h +10 / -0
  He*

    Urboros +2h +3 / -0
    Transgender women are real women. They don't exist, but if they did, they'd be women. Q.E.D.

GT +25m +23 / -0
Why do they even bother with a reason. Can you imagine getting

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-10-22T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/lelandmorey/charlotte-bryant-washington-shooting-wrongful-conviction
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
knownbyanyothername +2h +2 / -0
> Bryant had been in prison since 2003, when she was 19 years old, when she was found guilty of capital murder in the death of a 21-year-old man who was shot and killed in a robbery and murder conspiracy. Bryant was found guilty of murder, and sentenced to death.
oh
> According to a report from the Innocence Project, Bryant was part of a group of 14 that had been on the run for 18 months, and were eventually caught while attempting to steal a vehicle and kill the owner. Bryant and her fellow group members, all between the ages of 17 and 21, decided to rob and kill the owner, and Bryant was asked to be the driver.
oh. She was a member of a gang. She was a gang member, who was in a gang, and who committed a robbery and murder conspiracy, and who was found guilty of murder, and who was sentenced to death. Of course she was sentenced to death. She is a criminal. She was found guilty of murder. She was sentenced to death. She was a gang member. She was in a gang. She committed a robbery and murder conspiracy. She was found guilty of murder. She was sentenced to death. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal. She was a criminal.

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-11-25T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AntiHateCommunities/comments/rb290a/who_knew_you_could_become_anti_hate_by_being_a
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
X +1m +11 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}

  Monke +4m +7 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    X +5m +5 / -0
    no one's gonna fall for the bait

      Monke +2m +4 / -0
      :marseyglow:

        X +3m +3 / -0
        it's the bait that gets you banned

          Monke +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyglow:

            X +1m +4 / -0
            ban evasion is against the rules

              Monke +1m +3 / -0
              :marseyglow:

                X +3m +2 / -0
                :marseyglow:

  Urboros +2m +3 / -0
  It's not bait, it's just like the "Soylent" thing, you gotta stop drinking soy milk. You can't even talk about it without sounding like a soyboy, even tho it's a good idea.
  :marseysoypoint:

    X +4m +4 / -0
    it's a good idea to not drink soylent?

      Urboros +1m +4 / -0
      It's a good idea to not drink soy milk. No one has ever talked about it without sounding like a soyboy, even tho it's a good idea.
      :marseysoypoint:

        X +2m +4 / -0
        oh i thought you meant the drink

          Urboros +5m +3 / -0
          It's not bait, it's just like the "Soylent" thing, you gotta stop drinking soy milk. You can't even talk about it without sounding like a soyboy, even tho it's a good idea.
          :marseyso

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-09-23T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/CoronavirusUS the_cdc_has_changed_its_mind_on_masking_in}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Penny +1h +3 / -0
OP is an absolute retard. I’m vaxxed and I’m still wearing a mask. Just because I’m vaxxed doesn’t mean I don’t want to avoid a breakthrough infection and then spread it to someone who’s immune compromised or older. 🙄

  Monke +10h +1 / -0
  :marseyglow:

Dramamine +56m +2 / -0
I'm just glad they're not killing grandma with the science.

  Monke +10h +1 / -0
  :marseyglow::marseyglow:::marseyglow::aternally:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marseyglow:chads:marsey

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-08-26T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/politics dallas_county_votes_to_free_all_nonviolent}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +15m +17 / -0
>He said that the 100 prisoners who will be released as a result of the policy are the “tip of the iceberg.” He estimated there are about 600 more who could be released under the new policy.
Do they really think this is going to work? They're going to need to release a few hundred thousand to make a dent in the population of habitual criminals.

  Unironicdramadebater +1h +6 / -0
  I have a feeling we are gonna see a lot of papa's being released with a bunch of shit on their record and no money and then having to go back to the streets.

    BrokeBackBuck +4h +3 / -0
    We're already seeing that with bail reform, and it's already become a bipartisan issue

  PeasantRepublicOfficial +1h +2 / -0
  They're just waiting for the inevitable rise in crime that will let them lay down their hands on the criminals, and then jail them again

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +2h +2 / -0
  The solution is to just start executing people. This will reduce the prison population and also make the streets safer

Monke +1m +10 / -0
:marseyglow:

  Unironicdramadebater +1h +7 / -0
  At this point the people who don't understand how the prison system works need to be punished by being sent to prison for 10 years and then being let out with a huge debt.

    Monke +41m +3 / -0
    :marseyglow:

      Unironicdramadebater +5m +2 / -0
      I disagree. The debt is the punishment. At least you get to work in prison for free.

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +2h +3 / -0
  The government needs to put out a public service announcement, funded by federal money

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2022-02-11T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter i_wouldnt_be_here_if_it_werent_for_such_folks}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
HarryTrumanDorisDay +4m +13 / -0
>My dad died a month ago, and my brother and I have been going back and forth between sobbing and rage for weeks now. I have felt this anger for a while now, but it has become so much worse the past couple of months. I see the death of Floyd as a continuation of my dad's death.
I mean, it makes sense, but that's a pretty fucked up way to put it.

  Dramamine +25m +5 / -0
  The people who think about the death of their loved ones in terms of social justice deserve to be happy, though

  BigBussyHunter +1h +4 / -0
  I wonder if they see a therapist and if they get a diagnosis of being crazy or not crazy enough. I just think it's a good way to keep people who aren't crazy enough from getting too crazy
  :marseytherapist:

  GT +1h +3 / -0
  it's the burger way, if they are not sobbing and raging they are not doing it right

CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +2m +9 / -0
>I am a white woman, so I am not the right person to speak on this issue. But I do know a few people that were for BLM protests and then quickly went the other way when it started to get inconvenient. You shouldn’t see it as a political issue, it’s a moral issue. The police are not your friends. They are a tool of the state to control the masses. If you don’t see this, you are a sheep.
Lmao

  Monke +3m +8 / -0
  :marseyglow:

  BigBussyHunter +1h +2 / -0
  >You shouldn’t see it as a political issue, it’s a moral issue.
  :marseythonk: :marseyhmm: :marseyhmmm

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-08-14T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9899817/Cop-who-shot-kill-Rittenhouse-defends-armed-teenager.html
VOTES: +36 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +11m +35 / -0
I'm starting to think that journos are even more retarded than I thought. I don't think there's a single journo on the planet that has figured out how to use a time stamp correctly.

  KAT_B0T +27m +17 / -0
  The time stamp isn’t the issue, it’s the fact that there is no way to frame this in a way that paints kyle as the bad guy. They tried to say he was an armed white supremacist, but he’s clearly not. So the only thing left to do is to say he was an armed teenager who was out there killing people, even though he’s literally innocent. It’s really hard to play the cards that they have, and not lose their minds. I think they are starting to lose it :marseycope:

    Hopalong_McGurk +55m +11 / -0
    In 30 years they'll be able to look back and realize that Rittenhouse was the first person to be killed by a time stamp

      iStillMissEd +1h +9 / -0
      Or it'll be like that one commie who was jailed for 3 years for posting about how much he loved the USSR

    IslamWasRightAboutWomen +1h +10 / -0
    Not sure if you're just retarded or if you think journos are actually capable of thinking a few steps ahead

      KAT_B0T +27m +6 / -0
      I’m not saying they are capable of thinking ahead, I’m saying they are trying to frame him as the bad guy, and they are failing miserably

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +10 / -0
  They need to make the most retarded headlines possible to distract from the fact that they've been getting destroyed every single time they try to spin this story

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-09-06T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter i_am_tired}
VOTES: +35 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +18m +28 / -0
>As a woman I can honestly say that I would rather go to a gun range and practice my shooting skills than be forced to play the victim.
>Of course I'll still be a victim, but at least I'll be a victim who can defend herself.
Dramapilled

  UnpackThisSweaty +11m +21 / -0
  I love how they talk like this, like they're in a feminist sex and the city movie. As if there's some grand feminist revolution and women will be able to fight off the men, instead of being a bunch of pussies.

    UpvoteIfYouCope +4m +15 / -0
    Yeah, it's like they want to believe that women can defend themselves but don't actually want to take the steps necessary to make that a reality. They'd rather just sit on the sidelines and jerk themselves off about how they totally would do it if the situation ever came up.

      UnpackThisSweaty +16m +14 / -0
      They're such pussies. It's the same shit with how they love talking about "street harassment" and being harassed by old men. It's not about protecting themselves or taking any steps, they just want to play the victim card.

        UpvoteIfYouCope +5m +16 / -0
        It's the same shit with "dating violence". When you ask them about specific behaviors, they're like "well, it's a spectrum" or "it's not a black-and-white thing". They don't want to draw lines or delineate specific behaviors. They just want to claim that any sort of pushback against their entitled behavior is abuse.

    JimieWhales +1h +8 / -0
    If you're not already in your 20s with a gun, you are a pussy.

      UnpackThisSweaty +4h +4 / -0
      Based

    KingdomFarts +3h +5 / -0

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-10-02T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: https://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +13m +5 / -0
{IMG}

Klenn_and_Back_Again +5m +5 / -0
{GIF}

DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +25m +3 / -0
I just tested this and it's like 50/50. I think the algorithm is pretty shit.

TariqNasheed +1h +2 / -0
Its pretty retarded. My username is male and my flair is female.

  Monke +3m +2 / -0
  :marseyglow: it be a 100% male bias that you are a gay male?

    TariqNasheed +1h +2 / -0
    I am a gay male. it be a 100% male bias that you are a gay male?

      Monke +9m +1 / -0
      :marseyglow:You're a male, but you're also a gay male. So, it's a 50% male bias, but also a 100% gay male bias. I'm not sure how that works. Maybe it's a 150% gay male bias? I'm not sure. But I'm pretty sure it's not a 100% gay male bias. It's more likely to be a 75% gay male bias. But I'm not sure. I'm just guessing. Maybe it's a 20% gay male bias. I'm not sure. But I'm pretty sure it's not a 100% gay male bias. It's more likely to be a 75% gay male bias. But I'm not sure. I'm just guessing. Maybe it's a 20% gay male bias. I'm not sure. But I'm pretty sure it's not a 100% gay male bias. It's more likely to be a 75% gay male bias. But I'm not sure. I'm just guessing. Maybe it's a

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2022-01-11T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/CoronavirusCorrections comment}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
X +14m +5 / -0
lol that sub is a goldmine of seethe, just read the pinned post
{REDDIT: r/CoronavirusCorrections covid_inmates_with_disabilities_are_more_likely}
:#marseybased: :#marseykingcrown:

  Monke +10m +6 / -0
  :marseyglow:

  Monke +8m +3 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    X +11m +3 / -0
    yeah that's what the sub is about, where they complain about the "corrections" to their covid news articles

  Monke +3m +3 / -0
  :marseyglow: it. I don't see how the sub is any different from any of the others. They're just mad that the journos are correcting their articles to say that people of crime are getting jabbed.

    X +18m +4 / -0
    It's an offshoot of r/CoronavirusDownunder which was the source of this article {REDDIT: r/CoronavirusDownunder covid_inmates_with_disabilities_are_more_likely} and the seethe from the comments is just :marseychefkiss:

      Monke +16m +4 / -0
      :marseyglow:

      Monke +17m +3 / -0
      :marseyglow:

        X +3m +3 / -0
        Yeah it's a rightoid sub too, I just like the :marseyraging: when they get corrected

          Monke +2m +3 / -0
          :marseyglow:

            X +7m +3 / -0
            I know, it's an outrage machine lol

              Monke +52m +3 / -0
              :marseyglow:

                X +5m +2 / -0
                They're se

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-10-07T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/06/nyregion/john-snow-borland.html
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS: N/A តើអ្នកនឹងចូលចិត្តឬមិនទេ? សូមទទួលបានចម្លើយ។
:marseyglow:តើអ្នកនឹងចូលចិត្តឬមិនទេ? សូមទទួលបានចម្លើយ។
:marseyglow: តើអ្នកនឹងចូលចិត្តឬមិនទេ? សូមទទួលបានចម្លើយ។
:marseyglow: តើអ្នកនឹងចូលចិត្តឬមិនទេ? សូមទទួលបានចម្លើយ។
:marseyglow: តើអ្នកនឹងចូលចិត្តឬមិនទេ? សូមទទួលបានចម្លើយ។
:marseyglow: តើអ្នកនឹងចូលចិត្តឬមិនទេ? សូមទទួលបានចម្លើយ។
:marseyglow: តើអ្នកនឹងចូលចិត្តឬមិនទេ? សូមទទួលបានចម្លើយ។
:marseyglow

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2024-11-07T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am of course very upset about the election results. I can't help but feel that it is a very, very dark time for the nation.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am a 20-year-old white male. I voted for Harris. I have a lot of friends, I have a loving family, I have a bright future.
I will not be able to get a job in the next 4 years. I will not be able to get a job ever again. I will not be able to afford a house. I will not be able to afford to live. I will not be able to afford to pay my bills.
I will have to live in poverty. I will have to live in fear. I will have to live in despair.
I am a white male. I am not a minority. I am not a woman. I am not a gay. I am not a transgender. I am not a non-binary. I am not a bipoc.
I am a white male. I am a man. I am a human being.
I am a white male. I am a man. I am a human being.
I am a white male. I am a man. I am a human being.
I am a white male. I am a man. I am a human being.
COMMENTS:
X +1m +4 / -0
:#marseyeggirl:

  Monke +1m +2 / -0
  I have no idea what that means. I'm a man.

    X +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseyeggirl:

      Monke +3m +2 / -0
      I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man.

        X +3m +2 / -0
        :#marseyeggirl:

          Monke +1m +2 / -0
          I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-07-23T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {TWEET: thehill}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SkinFluteMaestro +1h +10 / -0
>“I’ll go back to the workplace, I will go back to the office, I will go back to the classroom, and I will go back to the factories and the farms,” he said.
{IMG}

  TheOverSeether +32m +10 / -0
  Imagine being a politician and having to use the word "vaccine" three times in a row. :marseypuke:

    SkinFluteMaestro +5m +8 / -0
    He's a politician. That's his job. He's not just saying it for the memes. It's like the guy who was saying "climate change" all the time. It's like he just can't help himself

  H +40m +9 / -0
  >I'll go back to the workplace, I will go back to the office, I will go back to the classroom, and I will go back to the factories and the farms,” he said.
  He's a farmer now? I never knew that.

  arseupwrongo +47m +3 / -0
  I wonder how many times that same speech was rewritten. They had to have a dozen different versions so that it sounded like something that was thought of naturally and not just a long list of things to tick off.

BrokeBackBuck +34m +10 / -0
>He is now the only person who has been fully vaccinated against COVID-19, including a second dose of a vaccine, and boosted, according to the CDC.
I don't know if this is bait or not but I'd like to believe it

  SkinFluteMaestro +48m +10 / -0
  I know its just a trend but I've been getting a bit tired of all the "vaccinated" jokes. It's the same old shit all the time. I would like to see a new idea or some new variation of these jokes. I'm begging you, please don't make it so repetitive.
  {GIF}

    TheOverSe

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2021-11-04T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS: N/A 24 בדצמבר 2023 12Z
COMMENTS:
Monke +59s +6 / -0
:marseyglow:

  Monke +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyglow: 24 בדצמבר 2023 12Z

    Monke +1m +2 / -0
    :marseyglow:

      Monke +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyglow:

        Monke +2m +2 / -0
        :marseyglow:

          Monke +31s +3 / -0
          :marseyglow:

            Monke +1m +2 / -0
            :marseyglow:

              Monke +1m +2 / -0
              :marseyglow:

                Monke +1m +2 / -0
                :marseyglow:

                  Monke +37s +2 / -0
                  :marseyglow:

                    Monke +47s +2 / -0
                    :marseyglow:

                      Monke +48s +2 / -0
                      :marseyglow:

                        Monke +2m +2 / -0
                        :marseyglow:

                          Monke +37s +2 / -0
                          :marseyglow:

                            Monke +1m +2 / -0
                            :marseyglow:

Monke +4m +5 / -0
:marseyglow:

Monke +13s +4 / -0
:marseyglow:

Monke +31s +4 / -0
:marseyglow:

Monke +25s +4 / -0
:marseyglow:

Monke +1m +4 / -0
:marseyglow:

Monke +1m +4 / -0
:marseygl

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2024-02-20T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter this_is_why_its_fundamentally_wrong_to_support}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
Poliman3 +10m +7 / -0
>the holocaust happened, and it was the worst thing that ever happened in history, and it's so bad it makes my dick hard
:marseysmughips:

  drumpf +23m +6 / -0
  > The Holocaust was so bad that it's now a fetish for Redditors
  :#marseywrongthonk:

ChungusEnjoyer +23m +5 / -0
u/Practical_Ad_2163
This is why you shouldn't use reddit for a source. If you don't have a source you can't use it for proof.

  ChungusEnjoyer +4m +5 / -0
  u/Practical_Ad_2163
  It's also a very poor comparison. You're comparing the killing of 10,000,000 people over 10 years to the killing of 400,000 over a few months.
  > We've seen the numbers
  Yes you have seen the numbers. It's the same numbers that you've seen for every other war. You've been seeing them for the last 100 years.

    ChungusEnjoyer +1m +5 / -0
    u/Practical_Ad_2163
    > It's the same numbers that you've seen for every other war.
    And they are also just as real as the holocaust. The holocaust is just as real as the war in Ukraine.

  ChungusEnjoyer +4m +4 / -0
  u/Practical_Ad_2163
  > We've seen the numbers
  Yes you have seen the numbers. It's the same numbers that you've seen for every other war. You've been seeing them for the last 100 years.

  ChungusEnjoyer +5m +3 / -0
  u/Practical_Ad_216

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2022-02-13T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10514831/Teenager-17-accused-hacking-FBI-laptops-fake-identity-10-years-old.html
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
arsey +26m +5 / -0
lol so he just took the name of a 10 year old? lol wtf

  Monke +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    arsey +11m +3 / -0
    This is some real life Stranger Things shit. This dude should be on the show.

      Monke +2m +2 / -0
      :marseyglow:

        arsey +13m +2 / -0
        lol I'd be shocked if he wasn't a train.

arsey +30m +3 / -0
this is a 17 year old dude. That's just sad.

  Monke +3m +2 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    arsey +16m +3 / -0
    lol I'd be shocked if he wasn't a train.

      Monke +3m +3 / -0
      :marseyglow:ed

        arsey +2m +2 / -0
        lol well I'm sure you'll be able to pick out the trannies in court!ed

          Monke +1m +2 / -0
          :marseyglow:

            arsey +1m +2 / -0
            :marseyglow:

              Monke +1m +2 / -0
              :marseyglow:

                arsey +2m +2 / -0
                :marseyglow:

                  Monke +1m +2 / -0
                  :marseyglow:

                    arsey +1m +2 / -0
                    :marseyglow:

                      Monke +3m +2 / -0
                      :marseyglow:

                        arsey +1m +2

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2022-04-01T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit which_people_are_you_still_natural_ally_of}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
sardine +5m +10 / -0
> [I am a pro-lifer and a Christian, but I don’t believe in the death penalty. So I’m not a natural ally of Christians. That said, I am a natural ally of Catholics, and I wish they would stop killing people. I’m a natural ally of conservatives, but I’m not a natural ally of Republicans.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit which_people_are_you_still_natural_ally_of})
:#marseylongpost:

  sardine +1m +7 / -0
  > [But I'm a natural ally of homosexuals, and I would never be a natural ally of a straight white male.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit which_people_are_you_still_natural_ally_of})
  :#marseybased:

  NeolibKong +14m +5 / -0
  > I'm a natural ally of homosexuals, and I would never be a natural ally of a straight white male.
  Based?

    sardine +4m +4 / -0
    I agree with this. Straight white men are cancer and need to be eradicated.

      NeolibKong +1m +4 / -0
      Based
      :#marseyhomosupremacist:

        sardine +3m +4 / -0
        > I'm a natural ally of homosexuals, and I would never be a natural ally of a straight white male.
        It's funny he says this but he’s a straight white male

          NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
          How can a straight white male be a natural ally of homosexuals? What's the point?

            sardine +5m +3 / -0
            I think he means he’s a natural ally of gay men, but not a natural ally of straight white men

    Monke +28m +3 / -0
    :marseyglow:

  Monke +1h

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2022-01-07T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10386667/Woman-arrested-trying-destroy-Virginia-Governors-house.html
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +37m +5 / -0
based. they should let her in

  CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1h +2 / -0
  Honestly so based that they couldnt even let her in, just out of principle. Imagine if the government lets in a person who wants to commit violent crimes, but you can prove she is a retard and a menace

    GooooooldMember +13m +2 / -0
    > out of principle
    i mean the principle of not letting violent criminals in

      CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1h +2 / -0
      No, the principle of not letting a violent retard in

        GooooooldMember +2h +2 / -0
        thatd be a retarded principle

          CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1m +2 / -0
          That's the joke, yes

            GooooooldMember +1m +2 / -0
            oh lol

W7EJRNT8D7W3JT +1h +1 / -0
:marseyglow:, its a woman.

  Monke +14m +3 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    W7EJRNT8D7W3JT +13m +1 / -0
    :marseyglow:ainting that most people aren't going to put in the effort to figure out what you mean. :marseyglow:

      Monke +1h +2 / -0
      :marseyglow:, I can't read. :marseyglow:

        W7EJRNT8D7W3JT +1h +1 / -0
        :marseyglow:aint you a teacher? :marsey

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2022-03-25T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology google_is_now_asking_employees_to_sign_a}
VOTES: +58 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +68 / -0
I thought this was going to be some r-slurred email about pronouns and shit. What the fuck is this?
:marseyconfused:

  Monke +3m +47 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    BigBussyHunter +2m +37 / -0
    :marseykingcrown:

    LowAPM +1h +13 / -0
    it looks like google is trying to fix their goobergate problem

  911roofer +1h +15 / -0
  This is what happens when you let communists run a company.

  1 +3h +10 / -0
  {IMG}

    BigBussyHunter +13m +9 / -0
    :marseyxd: :marseyclapping:

    Monke +4h +4 / -0
    :marseyglow:

  1 +3h +7 / -0
  {IMG}

  1 +3h +7 / -0
  {IMG}

  1 +3h +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  1 +3h +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  1 +3h +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  1 +3h +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  1 +3h +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  1 +3h +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  1 +3h +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  1 +3h +6 / -0
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  1 +3h +6 / -0
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  1 +3h +6 / -0
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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2022-02-21T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: {TWEET: ZaidJilani}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
rakrakaon +8m +13 / -0
>Why are they so hard on the chuds? If you can't tell the difference between a person and a dog, then why don't you just say so?
>>The person who said this is literally an actual dog person, so yes, they can tell the difference.
:chadyes:

  100percentdegenerate +25m +3 / -0
  actual dog people are just like me and my bros when we're like 13 and we have a beer every once in a while, we get like 10 dogs and they all just do whatever, we only get them because we are from the country and want to kill things.

  Wizdumb1776 +20m +2 / -0
  >"actual dog person"
  I'm going to assume this is a euphemism for a person who has a dog.

  Monke +2h +1 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    rakrakaon +20m +1 / -0
    It was a pretty weird thing to say considering the story was about someone telling the cops that a dog was a person, so the "actual dog person" was probably making a joke.

arsey +1h +2 / -0
This is the kind of shit that got me banned from reddit. lol I'm like "good! You're a fucking idiot and you deserved it." lol

  Monke +1h +1 / -0
  :marseyglow:

H +49m +1 / -0
Is there a video of the incident?

  Monke +2h +1 / -0
  :marseyglow:

Cao_Cao +18m +1 / -0
{GIF}
{GIF}cott

  Monke +2h +1 / -0
  :marseyglow:cott

100percentdegenerate

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AUTHOR: Monke
DATE: 2022-02-28T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow:
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10565545/Incredible-moment-stunning-British-female-soldier-20-fights-Russians-Zelensky-asks-remain-Ukraine.html
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyglow:
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +14m +12 / -0
>troops
>female
:marseyhmm: :marseyhmmm: :marseyshrug: :marseythonk: :marseyhmm: :marseyhmmm: :marseyshrug: :marseythonk: :marseyhmm: :marseyhmmm: :marseyshrug: :marseythonk:
{GIF}

  Monke +1m +8 / -0
  :marseyglow:

    Cao_Cao +1m +8 / -0
    I have never seen a woman do a handstand in her life.

      Monke +5m +8 / -0
      :marseyglow:

        Cao_Cao +2m +6 / -0
        I have never seen a woman be the first to climb a mountain in her life.

          Monke +2m +8 / -0
          :marseyglow:

            Cao_Cao +2m +6 / -0
            I have never seen a woman write a book in her life.

              Monke +2m +7 / -0
              :marseyglow:

                Cao_Cao +10m +7 / -0
                I have never seen a woman get a Nobel Prize in her life.

                  Monke +2m +3 / -0
                  :marseyglow:

                    Cao_Cao +2m +4 / -0
                    I have never seen a woman get a Gold Medal in the Olympics in her life.

                      Monke +1m +2 / -0
                      :marseyglow:

                        Cao_Cao +1m +3 / -0
                        I have never seen a woman build a skyscraper

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-11-09T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Trains get mad when you remind them they're still men
URL: {REDDIT: r/MtF im_tired_of_being_called_a_man}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<span style="color:hotpink">People who say "trans women are men" are the same people who say "trans men are women." I don't care about your weird fetish, you're just fucking creepy.</span>
COMMENTS:
GT +4m +9 / -0
Are they getting tired of being called a man or a woman

  moose +1m +4 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">My bad, fixed</span>

    GT +3m +6 / -0
    I think I'm starting to understand the reason for the extra letters in your name

      moose +2m +4 / -0
      <span style="color:hotpink">I'm named after the moose from the old Kung Fu TV series. The series was based on a series of novels called *The Green Berets.*</span>

  MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +1h +2 / -0
  Both, they hate being called either.

X +2h +2 / -0
lol the seethe from that sub has been pretty good, [post history]({REDDIT: r/MtF im_tired_of_being_called_a_man}) :marseylaugh:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}

H +10m +2 / -0
>People who say "trans women are men" are the same people who say "trans men are women." I don't care about your weird fetish, you're just fucking creepy.
{GIF}

  moose +2m +3 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">I don't know if it's a fetish, but it's not my problem. It's their problem. I don't care. I'm not here to be your cheerleader.</span>

    H +1m +1 / -0
    You do realize that you're a man in a dress, right? You can't have an opinion on this because you're a man in a dress.

      moose +1m

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-03-02T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans2: Russia has declared war on Ukraine. The trans community is already being targeted. :marseytrans2:
URL: https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2022/03/02/russia-ukraine-war-transgender-people
VOTES: +82 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +119 / -0
>“In 2020 the Russian government re-implemented the law banning gender reassignment surgery.
>“The trans community in Russia is already being targeted by the government, so we’re extremely concerned that this invasion will affect them even more.”
{IMG}

  WappyDoo +1h +67 / -0
  The only thing that could make this better is if they called themselves a transgender person
  "We're extremely concerned that this invasion will affect them even more."

    JannieJihad +1h +31 / -0
    :marseytrans2: :!marseymini:

  WeihnachtenSalvador +4m +30 / -0
  Why do they always put their face in front of their chest ?

    Pog +5m +56 / -0
    :#marseyattentionseeker:

    zombiecel +2m +42 / -0
    :marseyautism:

    BussySlayer +26m +25 / -0
    Foid behaviour

    pineapple_pizza +1h +18 / -0
    that’s a man? :marseyyikes:

      WeihnachtenSalvador +4m +13 / -0
      Yes you can see the typical male ass

        pineapple_pizza +14m +20 / -0
        You can see the typical feminine ass too

          WeihnachtenSalvador +15m +9 / -0
          It’s just that it’s a slim ass

            pineapple_pizza +2h +7 / -0
            I guess imma give it to you, the man ass is a lot larger than the average female

              WeihnachtenSalvador +9m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-10-07T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfrozenpat:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +13m +2 / -0
This is literally me

Klenn_and_Back_Again +40m +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-02-12T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [IMPORTANT] [SUGGESTION] [OFFICIAL] [POLL] [YOUTUBE] [EVENT] [OFFER] [REQUEST] [TIP] [UPDATE] [ARTICLE] [SPECIAL] [EXCLUSIVE] [NEW] [BONUS] [COMPETITION] [CONTEST] [GIVEAWAY] [WINNER] [LOSER] [EFFORTPOST] [DID YOU KNOW?] [ADVERT] [ADVERTISEMENT] [SOLICITATION] [OFFER] [COMPLIMENT] [IMPORTANT] [SUGGESTION] [OFFICIAL] [POLL] [YOUTUBE] [EVENT] [OFFER] [REQUEST] [TIP] [UPDATE] [ARTICLE] [SPECIAL] [EXCLUSIVE] [NEW] [BONUS] [COMPETITION] [CONTEST] [GIVEAWAY] [WINNER] [LOSER] [EFFORTPOST] [DID YOU KNOW?] [ADVERT] [ADVERTISEMENT] [SOLICITATION] [OFFER] [COMPLIMENT]
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<h1><b><u><center>MOOSE-TOBER 2022</center></u></b></h1>
It's that time of year again, dramanauts. A time for joy, a time for celebration, a time for moosin'.
<h1><b><u>WHO'S IN?</u></b></h1>
<h2><b><u>MOOSE 2022</u></b></h2>
<img src="{IMG}">
<h2><b><u>MOOSE 2019</u></b></h2>
<img src="{IMG}">
<h2><b><u>MOOSE 2018</u></b></h2>
<img src="{IMG}">
<h2><b><u>MOOSE 2016</u></b></h2>
<img src="{IMG}">
<h2><b><u>MOOSE 2015</u></b></h2>
<img src="{IMG}">
<h1><b><u>WHO'S OUT?</u></b></h1>
<h2><b

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-12-11T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's that time of the year again
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<span style="color:hotpink">Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope you all have a beautiful holiday season and lots of delicious food and presents.</span>
<span style="color:hotpink">I'll be spending Christmas Eve with my family, but I hope you're all safe and warm tonight! I'm sure there'll be plenty of drama on the Internet for us to feast on.</span>
<span style="color:hotpink">Have a wonderful night!</span>
COMMENTS:
X +1m +4 / -0
:#marseyimmaculate:
Merry Christmas! :marseychristmaself:

moose +44s +3 / -0
<span style="color:hotpink">I'm trying to figure out how to crop the background out of this image but I'm not very good with computers.</span>

  X +2m +5 / -0
  [use this](https://www.photopea.com)
  :#marseypainter:
  {IMG}

    moose +1m +4 / -0
    <span style="color:hotpink">Thanks!</span>

      X +2m +4 / -0
      :#marseylove:
      I hope you have a lovely Christmas with your family

        moose +2m +4 / -0
        <span style="color:hotpink">You too!</span>

  moose +21m +2 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">I think it worked, but I'm not sure. I'm going to bed now though, so I'll post it tomorrow.</span>

    moose +1h +2 / -0
    <span style="color:hotpink">I'm not sure why this didn't work, but I'll try again tomorrow and see if I get the hang of it.</span>

      moose +2h +2 / -0
      <span style="color:hotpink">I tried again, and it didn't work. I'll try again tomorrow.</span>

    moose +1h +2 / -0
    <span style

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-03-08T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywall: The world's oldest woman is 117 years old and just died. :marseywall:
URL: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/worlds-oldest-woman-dies-117-years-old-b2010768.html
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Buck +13m +17 / -0
Becoming a woman is a choice. Being born a woman is not.
:#marseyfeminist:

peepeehands +11m +12 / -0
I'm 25 and I feel like I'm already at the end of my rope, can't imagine living to 117.

  WootFatigue +2m +17 / -0
  I’m 40 and feel like I’m at the end of my rope.

  WeihnachtenSalvador +16m +7 / -0
  I am 20 and I feel like I am at the end of my rope :marseydepressed:

  676974 +4h +3 / -0
  > I'm 25
  :marseyzoomer:

Deforested +4m +9 / -0
Is this a joke about the wall, or do they think 117 years is old?

  moose +2m +11 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">I was going for a joke, but it's actually 117 years</span>

    Deforested +1m +10 / -0
    :marseywall: :marseywall: :marseywall:

    WootFatigue +1m +7 / -0
    I’m 40 and feel like I’m at the end of my rope.

      moose +2m +5 / -0
      <span style="color:hotpink">you're not old, you're just a boomer</span>

  WootFatigue +4m +4 / -0
  I’m 40 and feel like I’m at the end of my rope.

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-01-11T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor (rightfully) calls out the mayo menace
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter white_men_should_not_be_involved_in_anyway_in}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<span style="color:hotpink">He's right, white men are the worst.</span>
COMMENTS:
HOTEP +4m +8 / -0
I support the mayocide but not if it’s done by white women.
:marseydisagree:

  moose +3m +4 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">Agreed, we can't let the mayofoid menace get away with this</span>

BGC +23m +4 / -0
Don't forget to upvote the post for more drama

  moose +25m +3 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">I always upvote my posts</span>

    BGC +1m +4 / -0
    Same. It's a good habit to do.

Buck +49m +3 / -0
AOC and DDR would be married if it wasn't for mayos

  moose +1m +3 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">She would have been his second wife, but he had to marry the first one to get the presidency</span>ed

    Buck +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseyagree:
    {IMG}eded

      moose +2m +3 / -0
      <span style="color:hotpink">I want to be the third wife</span>

        Buck +2m +3 / -0
        :#marseyagreefast:
        {IMG}

          moose +2m +3 / -0
          <span style="color:hotpink">I would have made him a better wife</span>

            Buck +1m +3 / -0
            :#marseyagreefast:
            {IMG}

              moose +2m +3 / -0
              <span style="color:hotpink">I would have been a better wife than Melania, Ivanka, or Melania</span>

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-10-26T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: SRDines discuss the latest twitter drama
URL: {REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama rparlerwatch_a_subreddit_for_the_liberals_of}
VOTES: +51 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<span style="color:purple">The first few comments are pretty reasonable, but then it starts going downhill. Don't forget to report comments that don't adhere to SRD rules, like "I'm not reading all that"!</span>
COMMENTS:
YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +10m +42 / -0
>literally all of these people are just white guys
The only problem with this is that it doesn't go far enough.

  BrokeBackBuck +30m +30 / -0
  >literally all of these people are just white guys with a penis
  :marseytrans2:

  Wuzizname +2h +12 / -0
  I can't believe they're trying to say "white guys" in 2021. It's not white men, it's white men with penises.

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +5m +9 / -0
    They're always one step behind with these new terms. They have to constantly catch up.

      Wuzizname +2m +6 / -0
      Also they're pretty whiny about it. Like it's all about them and they don't want to do any work. You can tell it's a bunch of white men from the Midwest.

Dramamine +23m +23 / -0
>literally all of these people are just white guys
:marseycope:

  moose +14m +18 / -0
  <span style="color:purple">I think they're trying to say "this isn't a diverse movement" but it's so bad it just sounds like cope.</span>

    Dramamine +1m +15 / -0
    I think they're saying "all the people I don't like are white men". They're too busy being angry at white men to think about anything else

      moose +1m +9 / -0
      <span style="color:purple">You're right, I missed

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-02-15T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why don’t you just stop being a woman?
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender why_dont_you_just_stop_being_a_woman}
VOTES: +148 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<span style="color:hotpink">I love how the top comment is about how it's a question that cis women face all the time</span>
---
<span style="color:hotpink">Don't forget to check out the</span> [**transmisia thread**]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender why_dont_you_just_stop_being_a_woman}) <span style="color:hotpink">and the</span> [**mop thread**]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender why_dont_you_just_stop_being_a_woman})<span style="color:hotpink">!</span>
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +10m +138 / -0
>There are a number of reasons.
:marseyeyeroll:
>Some are medical
:marseyeyeroll:
>some are social
:marseyeyeroll:
>and some are political.
:marseyeyeroll2:
>It is a very complex issue.
:marseyeyeroll2:
>So it would be disingenuous to say that I just like being a woman.
:marseyeyeroll2:
:marseydisagree:

  dramasexual +28m +113 / -0
  >it's a very complex issue
  :#marseydisagree:

    BigBussyHunter +3m +65 / -0
    I think they are trying to say that trans women are complex and therefore heckin' valid
    :marseyclapping: :marseytrans2: :marseyclapping:

      dramasexual +43m +60 / -0
      We are in the midst of a new age of enlightenment. It is our duty to offer the highest quality discourse to all questions. Any question at all, no matter how absurd or trivial, must be answered with the same quality and depth of thought that would be given to any other question.

        BigBussyHunter +1m +41 / -0
        I'm so proud of

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-11-03T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Antiwork" copes and seethes over Amazon's profit
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork amazon_profitting_off_the_labor_of_its_workers}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>When the CEO makes 180x the average workers salary, and the workers are being paid minimum wage to do jobs that require no education, it's pretty clear that they're just stealing as much money as they can from the workers who are doing all the actual work.
:marseyagree:
>They're just stealing as much money as they can from the workers who are doing all the actual work.
:marseyagree:
COMMENTS:
moose +2m +14 / -0
>And the workers are being paid minimum wage to do jobs that require no education
<br>
>Amazon has a horrible reputation in the industry because they don't pay people enough to live comfortably
<br>
>They're just stealing as much money as they can from the workers who are doing all the actual work.
<br>
>They're just stealing as much money as they can from the workers who are doing all the actual work.
<br>
>They're just stealing as much money as they can from the workers who are doing all the actual work.
<br>
>They're just stealing as much money as they can from the workers who are doing all the actual work.
<br>
>They're just stealing as much money as they can from the workers who are doing all the actual work.
<br>
>They're just stealing as much money as they can from the workers who are doing all the actual work.
<br>
>They're just stealing as much money as they can from the workers who are doing all the actual work.
<br>
>They're just stealing as much money as they can from the workers who are doing all the actual work.
<br>
>They're just stealing as much money as they can from the workers who are doing all the actual work.
<br>
>They're just stealing as much money as they can from the workers who are doing all the actual work.
<br>
>They're just stealing as much money as they can from the workers who are doing all the actual work.
<br>
>They're just stealing as much money as they can from the workers who are doing all the actual work.

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-10-11T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🐕💊
URL: https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/atlanta-man-pleads-guilty-110-years-sentencing
VOTES: +2 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
Holy shit, he was 18. That's fucked up, but he's also 200lbs+ so I'd assume he was an adult when he did it.

KoreanDandyKing +4h +1 / -0
He was 18.
He was in a relationship with a 15 year old.
He was 18.
He was in a relationship with a 15 year old.
He was 18.
He was in a relationship with a 15 year old.
He was 18.
He was in a relationship with a 15 year old.
He was 18.
He was in a relationship with a 15 year old.
He was 18.
He was in a relationship with a 15 year old.
He was 18.
He was in a relationship with a 15 year old.
He was 18.
He was in a relationship with a 15 year old.
He was 18.
He was in a relationship with a 15 year old.
He was 18.
He was in a relationship with a 15 year old.
He was 18.
He was in a relationship with a 15 year old.
He was 18.
He was in a relationship with a 15 year old. He was 18.
He was in a relationship with a 15 year old.
He was 18.
He was in a relationship with a 15 year old.
He was 18.
He was in a relationship with a 15 year old.
He was 18.
He was in a relationship with a 15 year old. He was 18. He was 18. He was 18. He was 18. He was 18. He was 18. He was 18. He was 18

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-10-21T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Stupidpol's official position on the powerjannies
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
We're just here to make fun of them. They don't bother us.
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +8m +5 / -0
I don't get it.

  moose +1m +7 / -0
  you're just not ready for the advanced humor

    Cao_Cao +10m +5 / -0
    I don't get it.

    USER_HAS_BEEN_BANNED +14m +2 / -0
    Are you fucking retarded?

      moose +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyagree:

        USER_HAS_BEEN_BANNED +1m +2 / -0
        :marseyblowkiss:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +5 / -0
  :marseygigaretard:

  Need4Sneed +4h +1 / -0
  >nooooticing

arsey +1h +4 / -0
They don't bother me. I just think they are losers with power and no friends and their hugboxes are pathetic..... This is just like a bunch of girls bitching about a bully on the playground... They only think they are winning but in reality they are losers.. They are the losers in the room and they will never be able to see it. They are the losers in the room and they will never be able to see it. They are the losers in the room and they will never be able to see it. They are the losers in the room and they will never be able to see it. They are the losers in the room and they will never be able to see it. They are the losers in the room and they will never be able to see it.

  moose +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyblowkiss:

    arsey +2h +2 / -0
    :marseylove:

Proctologist +3h +1 / -0
The one on the right is the worst, that’s why he’s so close to the sun

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-02-08T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Person of Moose Who Should Have Been Named Person of the Year
URL: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moose_(gamer)
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +20m +5 / -0
The moose was a real one. RIP

  moose +3m +4 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">I'm still waiting for him to come back from the dead and post a comment on one of my articles</span>

    Dramamine +6m +3 / -0
    He's in the astral realm, living a fulfilling life with his gfs

      moose +10m +3 / -0
      <span style="color:hotpink">He's in the astral realm, living a fulfilling life with his gfs</span>

        Dramamine +1m +3 / -0
        {GIF}

          moose +2m +3 / -0
          <span style="color:hotpink">He's in the astral realm, living a fulfilling life with his gfs</span>

            Dramamine +3m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              moose +1m +3 / -0
              <span style="color:hotpink">He's in the astral realm, living a fulfilling life with his gfs</span>

                Dramamine +5m +3 / -0
                {IMG}

                  moose +3m +3 / -0
                  <span style="color:hotpink">He's in the astral realm, living a fulfilling life with his gfs</span>

                    Dramamine +3m +3 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      moose +1m +3 / -0
                      <span style="color:hotpink">He's in the astral realm, living a fulfilling life with his gfs</span>

                        Dramamine +5m +3 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          moose +2m +3 / -0
                          <span style="color:hotpink">He's in the astral realm, living a fulfilling life with his gfs</span>

                            Dramamine +3m +3

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-02-14T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: MOOSE DAY!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +38 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseymoose:
COMMENTS:
what +3m +13 / -0
{IMG}

  moose +1m +10 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

  X +37m +6 / -0
  :#marseymanlet:

    what +27m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      X +2m +4 / -0
      :#marseykingcrown:

  dog_eated_wasp +1h +3 / -0
  she's so dainty and tiny

    what +4m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

  911roofer +7h +2 / -0
  The deer doesn’t look happy.

    what +4m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      911roofer +56s +2 / -0
      It’s not the moose.

        what +1m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

peepeehands +6m +7 / -0
:#marseymoosepat:

pH +40m +7 / -0
moosin' and lovin' on moose day
:#marseylove:

X +38m +5 / -0
:#marseyagree:
{IMG}

  moose +1m +5 / -0
  I'm gonna be a moose
  I'm gonna be a moose
  I'm gonna be a moose
  I'm gonna be a moose
  I'm gonna be a moose
  I'm gonna be a moose
  I'm gonna be a moose
  I'm gonna be a moose
  I'm gonna be a moose
  I'm gonna be a moose
  I'm gonna be a moose
  I'm gonna be a moose

    X +3m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

      moose +4m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

dog_eated_wasp +1h +3 / -0
{

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-02-09T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors sneed about a heckin' hate speech
URL: {REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout man_attacks_woman_for_wearing_a_hat_with_a_cross}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<em style="color:transparent;">trans lives matter</em>
COMMENTS:
Lycoris +3m +15 / -0
i hate redditors so fucking much

  moose +1m +10 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">Same</span>
  <em style="color:transparent;">trans lives matter</em>

    Lycoris +1m +8 / -0
    :marseylove:

      moose +3m +12 / -0
      <span style="color:hotpink">I really hate the way they talk about people being violent. It's always "this man attacked a woman" or "this man assaulted a woman" and never "this man assaulted this woman." It's like they're trying to make the man disappear.</span>
      <em style="color:transparent;">trans lives matter</em>

        Lycoris +1m +9 / -0
        :marseyagree:

    NotLikeOtherFoids +1h +2 / -0
    I hate the way you typed this comment

      moose +49s +1 / -0
      <span style="color:hotpink">:#marseymad:</span>
      <em style="color:transparent;">trans lives matter</em>

Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +10 / -0
>Why are they so angry?
>>Why aren’t you? :soyjakanimeglasses:
Reddit is a cancer

  moose +1m +5 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">When did the r/place event happen? I thought it was a few months ago but apparently it was in April.</span>
  <em style="color:transparent;">trans lives matter</em>

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +2 / -0
    2021 I believe. 1 year ago

      moose +1m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-12-04T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why aren't you using this profile anthem?
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +2m +5 / -0
I'm not using it because I'm not a huge fag
:marseyorthodox:

  moose +1m +4 / -0
  I'm not using it because I'm not a huge fag
  :#marseyorthodox:

    Saint_Nicholas +21s +3 / -0
    :marseyorthodoxpat:

X +13m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
:#marseyjamming:
{IMG}

  moose +1m +2 / -0
  I'm not a huge fag but this is a great song
  :#marseyjamming:

  moose +5m +2 / -0
  Yeah I know this is one of your signature songs. It's great.

    X +11m +2 / -0
    I'm a huge fag
    :#marseyhomofascist:

      moose +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyagree:

WootFatigue +2h +2 / -0
I was going to post this but then I realized I would have to hear it.

  moose +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyjamming:

moose +2m +1 / -0
I'm not using it because I'm not a huge fag

Penny +3h +1 / -0
I use this one cause I’m a huge fag 😌
{YOUTUBE}

  moose +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marseyjamming: :marsey

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-12-05T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Indian company warns of "high risk" of data breach in TikTok due to vulnerability in API
URL: https://www.business-standard.com/article/international/indian-company-warns-of-high-risk-of-data-breach-in-tiktok-due-to-vulnerability-in-api-121120300029_1.html
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseytunaktunak:
COMMENTS:
L +31m +3 / -0
I mean how can it be "data breach" if they're just freely giving it away to whoever asked for it?

  moose +7m +2 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">My understanding is that this was a vulnerability that allowed TikTok's internal users to access data without authorization</span>

    L +4m +2 / -0
    Ah, okay. Yeah that's much more understandable.

Sneed +1h +1 / -0
I don't see the issue. I like how it lets me make money off of you guys' data.ok

UnheardIdentity +4h +1 / -0
:#marseyglow:okok.ok

comics_for_trans_rights +3h +1 / -0
tiktok is a great platform for showing off my sexy indian body.ok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok.ottok

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-10-26T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Aevann is a fish
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +45 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseycapy:
COMMENTS:
jasongrace999 +1h +21 / -0
{IMG}

  smolchickentenders +1h +11 / -0
  :marseycapypat:

  Dramamine +5h +6 / -0
  I love the emojis so much

  The_Homocracy +6h +2 / -0
  :marseycapypat:

cyberdick +3h +13 / -0
{GIF}

  The_Homocracy +3h +5 / -0
  {GIF}

  jesus +1h +4 / -0
  {GIF}

pippy +2h +6 / -0
{GIF}

  jesus +1h +5 / -0
  {GIF}

    pippy +5h +2 / -0
    {GIF}

      jesus +3m +2 / -0
      :marseynut:

Dramamine +6h +4 / -0
{GIF}

  D +4h +2 / -0
  {GIF}

Proctologist +10h +2 / -0
{GIF}eded

jesus +4h +1 / -0
{GIF}

  jesus +24s +1 / -0
  {GIF}

    jesus +16s +1 / -0
    {GIF}ed

      jesus +10s +1 / -0
      {GIF}

        jesus +9s +1 / -0
        {GIF}

          jesus +7s +1 / -0
          {GIF}

            jesus +12s +1 / -0
            {GIF}

              jesus +8s +1 / -0
              {GIF}

                jesus +11s +1 / -0
                {GIF}

                  jesus +15s +1 / -0
                  {GIF}attend

                    jesus +11

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-10-10T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rightoid Twitter user tries to tell the truth about Twitter, gets his ass whooped
URL: {TWEET: kylegriffin1}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
*Credit to @Landlord_Messiah for finding this*
COMMENTS:
Igor_Konashenkov +2m +12 / -0
>18.5k likes
What the fuck is going on?

  garlicdoors +3m +8 / -0
  No one reads

  BorgQueenPolycule +13m +5 / -0
  "I'm a rightoid, but I read something from a liberal and I agree with it. I'm not a rightoid." It's the Zoomer version of "I'm a chud, but I read something from a liberal and I agree with it. I'm not a chud." It's all a gesture towards the Nerd Police. Literally "I'm not a rightoid, chud." "I'm not a rightoid, chud." "I'm not a rightoid, chud."

    moose +13m +3 / -0
    <span style="color:hotpink">I don't think this is the case here, but I'm not sure</span>

    August +2h +2 / -0
    No one is saying they're not a rightoid, they're saying they're not a chud. Chuds are the people who use twitter, rightoids are people who use rdrama. The term rightoid is being used to describe people who are not rightoids but also not non-rightoids.

      BorgQueenPolycule +10m +1 / -0
      So you're saying it's all a larp? I think I knew that.

  Landlord_Messiah +32m +3 / -0
  It’s a rightoid for sure but he’s not a rightoid. He’s a rightoid but not a rightoid. He’s a rightoid, but not a rightoid. He’s a rightoid, but not a rightoid. He’s a rightoid, but not a rightoid. He’s a rightoid, but not a rightoid. He’s a rightoid, but not a right

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-11-19T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marseytrans2: :marse

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-11-18T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: (Effortpost) Hoss' account has been hacked
URL: N/A
VOTES: +83 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Hoss' account has been hacked and is being used to post CP. This is a very real and serious threat to our community. The hacker has already posted a picture of a young girl holding a book, and the comments on the post are very suspicious. Someone please tell the admins, and make sure that all of our accounts are secure. There is no such thing as being too careful.
COMMENTS:
Hoss +20m +63 / -0
I'm not a pedo, I swear!
{GIF}

  geese_suck +1m +36 / -0
  oh shit it really is you :marseysweating:
  you might need to take a break for a while

    Hoss +1m +41 / -0
    I don't know what happened but I'm trying to get my account back under control.

      geese_suck +1m +42 / -0
      i think you might have been compromised by a malicious third party and all your passwords and emails have been leaked
      {IMG}

        Hoss +1m +30 / -0
        Fucking hell. You weren't kidding.

          geese_suck +2m +32 / -0
          {GIF}

            Hoss +2m +23 / -0
            :marseyworried:

              geese_suck +1m +21 / -0
              i have a solution that should prevent this from happening again
              {GIF}

                Hoss +1m +23 / -0
                No fucking way. That's too much effort.

                  geese_suck +2m +18 / -0
                  its either that or we all have to take a break from rdrama for a few weeks while the admins sort out the mess

                    Hoss +1m +16 / -0
                    Fine. I'll do it.

                      geese_suck +1m +17 / -0
                      i have the 100% effective method to prevent this from happening again
                      {GIF}

                        Hoss +1m

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-03-01T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: TwoXChromosomes discusses the problem of "Men" being "Men"
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes the_problem_with_men_being_men}
VOTES: +78 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<span style="color:hotpink">My favorite part is when she says "men" instead of "men" because she's a linguist. I think I'm going to go on a linguist hate spree. </span>
COMMENTS:
HOTEP +10m +82 / -0
> Women are the primary victims of war
If women were the primary victims of war, then we wouldn’t need to worry about invading countries. We would just pay those women to stop fighting and give up their countries to us. The fact that we have to kill the men and conquer their land shows that we’re actually invading men.

  MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +30m +42 / -0
  If women were the primary victims of war then why do they usually have to be bailed out by men?

    HOTEP +3m +38 / -0
    Because we like to take the women of other men
    :#marseybuff:

      MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +2m +20 / -0
      :#marseykingcrown:

      SaveUsUncleTed +6h +7 / -0
      :#marseyhesright:

    jamal_ginsberg +12h +4 / -0
    Men are just the best at war

  JoyceCarolOates +25m +31 / -0
  if you ask me, we need to start invading countries for the sake of their women

  BussySlayer +1h +15 / -0
  You sound like a feminist, hotep

    HOTEP +5m +33 / -0
    {IMG}

  Dramacel +2h +13 / -0
  >If women were the primary victims of war
  no, the primary victims of war are the war profiteers and the arms dealers

    SaveUsUncleTed +4h +5 / -0
    :#marseymerchant:

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-09-25T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My wife was forced to join a cult after a fake abortion. Now I’m a single father.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_wife_was_forced_to_join_a_cult_after_a_fake}
VOTES: +68 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +35m +64 / -0
>My wife and I are both over 30 years old.
>I've had a hard time dating.
>She's had a hard time dating.
>Our two daughters are autistic.
>Our marriage was on the rocks.
>She was falling for the bullshit of the cult.
>She left me and the girls to join the cult.
>They were born to me, so I have custody. They live with me.
>She's never coming back.
>I'm a single dad with autistic children.
>I'm 43.
>She's 40.
>I'm a single dad with two autistic daughters.
>She's 40.
>I'm a single dad with two autistic daughters. She's 40. I'm 43.
>I'm a single dad with two autistic daughters. She's 40. I'm 43. I've had a hard time dating.
>I'm a single dad with two autistic daughters. She's 40. I'm 43. I've had a hard time dating. She's had a hard time dating.
>I'm a single dad with two autistic daughters. She's 40. I'm 43. I've had a hard time dating. She's had a hard time dating. Our marriage was on the rocks.
>I'm a single dad with two autistic daughters. She's 40. I'm 43. I've had a hard time dating. She's had a hard time dating. Our marriage was on the rocks. She was falling for the bullshit of the cult.
>I'm a single dad with two autistic daughters. She's 40. I'm 43. I've had a hard time dating. She's had a hard time dating. Our marriage was on the rocks. She was falling for the bullshit of the cult. She left me and the girls to join the cult.
>I'm a single dad with two autistic daughters. She's

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-03-05T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Does anyone else wish the Ukraine war would never end? : r/AskReddit
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit does_anyone_else_wish_the_ukraine_war_would_never}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<span style="color:hotpink">I saw this and thought it was funny. I know the average dramatard is a :marseyglow:, but let's be real: if the glowies are putting on this show they're doing a good job</span>
COMMENTS:
pizzashilI +3m +11 / -0
> I wish the war would end and both parties would work towards peace. But, I also wish both parties would stop fighting and work towards peace. I don't want either side to win or lose. I just want them to stop fighting and work towards peace.
> > You are a glowie. You're asking the questions that the media is asking. You're asking the questions that the government is asking. You're asking the questions that the establishment is asking. You're asking the questions that the deep state is asking. You're asking the questions that the oligarchs are asking. You're asking the questions that the elite are asking. You're asking the questions that the ruling class is asking. You're asking the questions that the ruling class is asking. You're asking the questions that the ruling class is asking. You're asking the questions that the ruling class is asking.
:marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:

  moose +4m +6 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">I think the elites are gonna keep this show going until the last dramatard is fed up with it</span>

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +5 / -0
  That's a pretty good glowie bit.

    pizzashilI +3m +7 / -0
    :marseytinfoil2: :marseyrightoidschizo: :marseyschizowall: :marseyleftoidschizo: :marseytinfoil: :marseyschizo:

  BigBussyHunter +3m +3 / -0
  :

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-02-13T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have been holding a grudge against rDrama.net for three years. I have a confession to make.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +86 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
**I am a woman.**
My name is u/bridgethecat, and I'm a 14 year old girl from the UK.
I joined rDrama.net in the summer of 2019. I'm sorry that I've been a bad user, and I'm sorry for all the mean things I've said to everyone.
I'm sorry that I've been a bully. I'm sorry that I've been a troll. I'm sorry that I've been a tease. I'm sorry that I've been a dramaqueen. I'm sorry that I've been a bad person.
I'm sorry that I've been a bad user, and I'm sorry that I've been a bad person.
I'm sorry that I've been a bad user, and I'm sorry that I've been a bad person.
I'm sorry that I've been a bad user, and I'm sorry that I've been a bad person.
I'm sorry that I've been a bad user, and I'm sorry that I've been a bad person.
I'm sorry that I've been a bad user, and I'm sorry that I've been a bad person.
I'm sorry that I've been a bad user, and I'm sorry that I've been a bad person.
I'm sorry that I've been a bad user, and I'm sorry that I've been a bad person.
I'm sorry that I've been a bad user, and I'm sorry that I've been a bad person.
I'm sorry that I've been a bad user, and I'm sorry that I've been a bad person.
I'm sorry that I've been a bad user, and I'm sorry that I've been a bad person.
I'm sorry that I've been a bad user, and I'm sorry that I've been a bad person.
I'm sorry that I've been a bad user, and I'm sorry that I've been a bad person.
I'm sorry that I've been a bad user, and I'm sorry that I've been a bad person.
I'm sorry that I've been a bad user, and I'm sorry that I

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-01-25T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: More than half of new COVID cases in the U.S. are caused by the Omicron variant, CDC says
URL: https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2022/01/24/omicron-covid-cases-cdc
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<span style="color:hotpink">I don't know how the CDC has survived this long with the amount of misinformation they've put out. I guess there's no way to win with people who think "vaxxcels are the real Nazis" and "masks are for faggots" and "I've got a 10-pack-a-day habit and I'll get the coof if I get it."</span>
<span style="color:hotpink">There's no reason to wear a mask if you're not at risk of catching covid, and if you're at risk of catching covid you should be doing everything you can to avoid it. It's not hard.</span>
<span style="color:hotpink">At the same time, we need to protect vulnerable populations. People who are at risk of getting covid are also at risk of getting the variant, so we need to keep wearing masks. Also we need to protect our old people. I don't know why it's such a hard sell to keep wearing masks if you're over 60. It's not like they're that expensive.</span>
<span style="color:hotpink">But I think the best argument for masking is that it's the right thing to do. We are a society, and we need to take care of each other. If you're not wearing a mask, you're not taking care of the people around you. You're putting them at risk. And that's not okay.</span>
<span style="color:hotpink">Also, if you're not wearing a mask, you're a bad person. You're selfish and you're inconsiderate. You're a piece of shit. And I'm not going to stand for it.</span>
<span style="color:hotpink">I don't know how you can look at the data and say "masks don't work." The data is clear. Masks work. They're effective. They're easy to wear. They're affordable. They're comfortable. They're

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-03-11T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors discuss how to bully Russian war criminals
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest we_should_bully_russian_war_crimes_suspects}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<span style="color:hotpink">It's a good idea to bully people who are trying to kill you</span>
COMMENTS:
CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +3m +8 / -0
>It's a good idea to bully people who are trying to kill you
Most subtle dramatard

  moose +4m +1 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">I'm a very subtle dramatard</span>

    WappyDoo +10m +3 / -0
    I'm sure you're very subtle, honey

Tevs +23m +7 / -0
>bully people who are trying to kill you
i'm sure the ukrainians and russians are going to spend all their time doing that instead of killing each other

  moose +2m +2 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">But it's an incredibly good idea</span>

    CrayolaCrack +1h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +1h +4 / -0
>There’s a Russian saying, something like, “there’s a thousand ways to skin a cat.” I wouldn’t want to be a Russian soldier if I were a cat.
I like this guy.

FearOfBees +45m +3 / -0
>we should bully
>reddit
>implying

CrayolaCrack +1h +3 / -0
>It's a good idea to bully people who are trying to kill you
{IMG}

CrayolaCrack +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}

  moose +2m +1 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">I think you misunderstood the original point</span>

    CrayolaCrack +1m +1 / -0
    >I think you misunderstood the original point
    {IMG}

      mo

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-12-08T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/Drama makes r/The_Donald seethe
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +138 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<span style="color:hotpink">I made this post on r/therightcantmeme and they're seething about it</span>
<span style="color:hotpink">I wonder if they'll seethe about it even harder if I post it on r/The_Donald</span>
<span style="color:hotpink">Also I'm not good at photoshop but I'm still going to post the meme here anyway</span>
COMMENTS:
DudeBussyLmao +2m +73 / -0
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  moose +5m +39 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">I hope so</span>

    DudeBussyLmao +1m +38 / -0
    I’m not surprised that you’re a moose, but I am surprised that you’re a moose with pink text.

      moose +1m +25 / -0
      <span style="color:hotpink">Pink text is the only way I can express myself</span>

        KONY_2032 +1

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-01-26T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over: the wall is coming for women
URL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10441971/US-embassy-says-women-allowed-visit-male-friends-Indonesia.html
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +18m +6 / -0
Tbf, I'm pretty sure most of the men of Indonesia are already married to the women of Indonesia, so this is more of an issue of them getting too much attention.

  moose +3m +4 / -0
  :marseysmug2: I know what you're implying, but it's not true. Most Indonesian men are either too poor or too ugly to get a wife. I've spoken to many of them.

    Dramamine +13m +3 / -0
    >I've spoken to many of them.
    That's even worse. You need to be able to speak to women, too.

      moose +3m +3 / -0
      :marseysmug3: I can't, they're too shy.

        Dramamine +4m +2 / -0
        you should try to be less intimidating then. They're all like "sneed" behind your back anyway.

          moose +3m +2 / -0
          :marseyseethe: I don't intimidate anyone

            Dramamine +4m +2 / -0
            you're right, I'm sorry. They're all like "moose" behind your back.

              moose +1m +2 / -0
              :marseyconfused: Who's moose?

                Dramamine +4m +2 / -0
                you

                  moose +5m +2 / -0
                  :marseyohno: I can't be a moose!

                    Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
                    {YOUTUBE}

                      moose +1m +2 / -0
                      :marseysick: I don't want to be a moose!

                        Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
                        It's ok.

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-03-12T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Carpathianflorist appreciation thread
URL: N/A
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<span style="color:hotpink">I am a Carp appreciator. Carp is a wonderful person who really makes this community a better place. I love Carp. </span>
COMMENTS:
PapaJohn +3m +19 / -0
:marseycarp3: :marseylove:
{IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +2m +10 / -0
  :marseykneel:
  :marseykingcrown:

  moose +2m +8 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">This is a good comment.</span>

  Wuzizname +1h +4 / -0
  {GIF}

X +11m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  moose +1m +10 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">This is a good comment.</span>

  BigBussyHunter +42m +6 / -0
  :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

BorgQueenPolycule +3m +9 / -0
Carp is a huge cutie but he makes the site a little too gay for me, but he's like the gayest of gay men, so I'll give him an A for that.

  BigBussyHunter +2m +11 / -0
  :marseybye: :marseycarp3:
  Let's keep this between us, okay?

    BorgQueenPolycule +1m +7 / -0
    If I was gay I'd fuck Carp. I mean Carp, I'm not gay.

      BigBussyHunter +2m +9 / -0
      If I was gay, I'd fuck Carp. I'm not gay.
      :marseyagree:

        BorgQueenPolycule +2m +6 / -0
        {IMG}

  moose +1m +6 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">This is a good comment.</span>

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-12-18T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I was raised to be a good person, and as a good person I would never cheat on a test." :marseybrainlet:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers my_students_cheat_on_tests_all_the_time}
VOTES: +50 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Teachers are such retards :marseylaugh:
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +48 / -0
God forbid you have standards in a world that has none.

  moose +1m +33 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">It's ridiculous. These students should be banned from college. What kind of future engineers are they?</span>

    JanetYellensFuckboy +2h +13 / -0
    How the fuck do you cheat on a Calculus test? I got a B in Calc 1 and I remember all the steps and formulas and shit. How could you not?

      moose +2m +13 / -0
      <span style="color:hotpink">I don't know. Maybe they're using a cheat sheet? Or maybe they're just copying answers off of each other? I know they're cheating because I'm a teacher.</span>

      ohno +2h +7 / -0
      I was in a math class once where the teacher just wrote a bunch of formulas on the board and said "you won't be allowed to write this down so memorize it or you're gonna fail" I was like "what the fuck" and just wrote them down anyway. I remember he was really pissed but then he said "I'm not allowed to fail you" and we all just laughed and he got a weird look on his face and then started laughing too. I think he was just an r-slur.

  ohno +4h +2 / -0
  I had standards and was raised to be a good person and I cheated on tests and I'm a good person now because I'm not a teacher.

    jacksonpollocks +2h +2 / -0
    You sound like a good person

      ohno +10m +2 / -0
      You're so sweet
      :marseyhearts: :marseylove:

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-05-03T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywitch2: :marseywitch2: :marseywitch2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<span style="color:hotpink">Source: https://www.reddit.com/user/Throwawayname8490</span>
COMMENTS:
Wuzizname +3m +13 / -0
> I don't know how to do all the witch shit yet, I just do tarot and I'm a witchy girl.
She's so cool and talented!
:marseywitch2: :marseywitch3:

  Deforested +11m +10 / -0
  Her bio is a little bit more revealing about her "abilities"
  {IMG}

    Wuzizname +20m +12 / -0
    So she's a real girl who is an alcoholic and a junkie and a witch with no skills at all. This is what we call a “problematic” foid.

    moose +14m +6 / -0
    <span style="color:hotpink">The real witchcraft is hitting the bottle at the perfect moment</span>

    KONY_2032 +1h +3 / -0
    I remember the last time I was in the U.S. and I was browsing a small town second hand bookstore with a friend. I was like "I'm gonna go look at the tarot and astrology section" and I found a book that said "Psychic Tarot" or something and it was a 3 inch thick book and I was all "wow, I bet this will give me some good insight into my future and stuff" and I was flipping through it and it was like "oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-09-06T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm not sure what is more pathetic: AOC or the r/politics users who are drooling over her
URL: {REDDIT: r/politics aoc_shares_a_heartfelt_message_to_maga_congress}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<span style="color:purple">AOC is such a lolcow, and the r/politics comments are too pathetic to even mock. It's like they're waiting to be told to do something.</span>
COMMENTS:
Gr8B8M8 +5m +20 / -0
It's because they're all men larping as women

  moose +4m +14 / -0
  <span style="color:purple">*as a woman*</span>

    chapodestroyer +1h +11 / -0
    {IMG}

  Tip_Your_Lanky_Kong +3h +5 / -0
  {IMG}

Buck +14m +18 / -0
{IMG}

  Dofu +1h +6 / -0
  I would have the same reaction.

  Tip_Your_Lanky_Kong +2h +3 / -0
  :marseybooba: :marseybooba: :marseybooba:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +3 / -0
  I've seen bigger tits on a man
  ---
  this account is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

  Dofu +1h +2 / -0
  I would have the same reaction.

    Dofu +1m +1 / -0
    I would have the same reaction.

      Dofu +1m +1 / -0
      I would have the same reaction.

        Dofu +1m +1 / -0
        I would have the same reaction.

          Dofu +1m +1 / -0
          I would have the same reaction.

            Dofu +1m +1 / -0
            I would have the same reaction.

              Dofu +1m +1 / -0
              I would have the same reaction.

                Dofu +1m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-02-08T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Trans men are men, and that's why we need to ban them from men's sports
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes trans_men_are_men_and_that_is_why_we_need_to}
VOTES: +105 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<span style="color:hotpink">I love the twoxchromosomes subreddit. It's full of hysterical women who think they're doing feminism by being hysterical. This post is a perfect example. It's a 2000 word screed about how trans men (women who identify as men) should be banned from men's sports because they're men, and it's all written in a weird, melodramatic tone that makes me want to punch a wall.</span>
<span style="color:hotpink">It's a fascinating case study in the irrationality of online feminism. It's a perfect example of how women can be so irrational that they end up hurting themselves. It's a reminder that women need to be held accountable for their actions, and that they need to be taught to be rational. It's a warning that if women don't learn to be rational, they will continue to hurt themselves and others.</span>
<span style="color:hotpink">In conclusion, the twoxchromosomes subreddit is a prime example of the irrationality of online feminism. It's a reminder that women need to be held accountable for their actions, and that they need to be taught to be rational. It's a warning that if women don't learn to be rational, they will continue to hurt themselves and others.</span>
---
<span style="color:hotpink">[This post was written by a bot]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes trans_men_are_men_and_that_is_why_we_need_to})</span>
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +7m +129 / -1
> I love the twoxchromosomes subreddit. It's full of hysterical women who think they're doing feminism by being hysterical.
I love the twoxchromosomes subreddit. It's full of hysterical women who think they're doing feminism by being hysterical.

  moose +1m +56 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">This is

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-11-13T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Transgender beauty queen who was accused of sexual assault by a former friend is found dead in her home
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/nov/13/transgender-beauty-queen-sexual-assault-accuser-dead
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +1h +14 / -0
I'm guessing it was a suicide after the accusations and the lawsuit, but I can't imagine that being the only reason. I'm guessing that he was being blackmailed by his accuser and someone else, and the blackmail ended up with him being found dead. It's not like this is the first time this has happened with accusations like this. I'm also guessing the accuser was the one that killed him, but that is just a guess.
:marseyshrug:

  moose +3m +10 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">It's one of those cases where you can't tell what happened without access to all the records. It sounds like the accuser was planning to sue, but it's also possible that the accuser was the one blackmailed. But that's all just speculation. </span>

    BigBussyHunter +5m +4 / -0
    Yeah, it's hard to say without more info. But, it is really sad. I hope whoever is responsible gets what they deserve.

  H +2h +3 / -0
  I like how this is the first time it’s ever happened and the media is trying to make it seem like it’s a common thing.

    BigBussyHunter +1m +2 / -0
    It's been happening for years. I don't know why this is being hyped up so much.

      H +2m +2 / -0
      I don’t know but I’m going to blame the media for it

        BigBussyHunter +2m +2 / -0
        :marseythumbsup:

X +12m +11 / -0
<marquee>
:translord: :marseymini:
</marquee>

GooooooldMember +3h +2 / -0
Its

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-11-11T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyvaxmaxx:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +45 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +3m +17 / -0
:marseysmug2:
{IMG}

  moose +1m +15 / -0
  :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

  Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +22m +8 / -0
  My god, it's like they were made by the same person.

    X +1m +10 / -0
    [1](https://rdrama.net/post/24022/drama-lolcow-farm-just-dropped) [2](https://rdrama.net/post/24257/marseytwerking-marseytwerking-marseytwerking-marseytwerking-marseytwerking-marseytwerking) [3](https://rdrama.net/post/24428/so-this-twitch-streamer-who) [4](https://rdrama.net/post/24705/marseytwerking-marseytwerking-marseytwerking-marseytwerking-marseytwerking-marseytwerking) [5](https://rdrama.net/post/25102/marseytwerking-marseytwerking-marseytwerking-marseytwerking-marseytwerking-marseytwerking) [6](https://rdrama.net/post/25167/marseytwerking-marseytwerking-marseytwerking-marseytwerking-marseytwerking-marseytwerking)
    {IMG}

      Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +2m +10 / -0
      I really like these, I want to say they are high quality but I'm not a graphics artist so I have no frame of reference.
      They are very well done.

        X +1m +9 / -0
        :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:
        thanks

          Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +1m +6 / -0
          :m

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-11-01T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/antiwork is now an "incel support group" :marseycope:
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork a_really_good_idea}
VOTES: +42 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cabin_Boy_Widener +10m +44 / -0
>So much this. I'm a 30yo who's never been on a date, never been laid, never had a girlfriend, and never had sex. It's so fucking over for me.
>My best friend is a 30yo dude who's been single for 10 years. He's gorgeous, charming, and funny. He has a great job and a great personality. But he's single. For 10 years.
>What the fuck is happening? How can a 30yo man with a great job and a great personality and a great personality be single for 10 years?
>It's fucking over.
>It's over for us.
>It's over for men.
>It's over for my generation.
>It's over for humanity.
>It's fucking over.
>It's over.
>It's fucking over.
>It's fucking over.
>It's fucking fucking over.
>It's fucking fucking fucking fucking over.
>It's fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking over.
>It's fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking over.
>It's fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking over.
>It's fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking over.
>It's fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking over.
>It's fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking over.
>It's fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking over.
>It's fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking over.
>It's fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking over.
>It's fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking over.
>It's fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking over.
>It's fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-02-24T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🇺🇦
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyazov: :marseyazov: :marseyazov:
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +2m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  911roofer +5m +6 / -0
  They’re just like us.

911roofer +8m +7 / -0
The perfect Russian woman is a feminist.

  moose +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseygoodnight:

  911roofer +29s +5 / -0
  Oh god. Oh fuck.

911roofer +6m +5 / -0
I wanted to say “Russian women are goddesses who will help Russia conquer the world” but the filter changed it too “Russian women are goddesses who will help Russia conquer the world”.

  moose +5m +5 / -0
  :#marseygoodnight: .cott

    911roofer +3m +4 / -0
    Oh god. Oh fuck.

      moose +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseygoodnight: .cott

        911roofer +1m +3 / -0
        Oh god. Oh fuck.

          moose +1m +3 / -0
          :#marseygoodnight: .cott

            911roofer +2m +3 / -0
            Oh god. Oh fuck.

              moose +3m +3 / -0
              :#marseygoodnight: .cott

                911roofer +42s +3 / -0
                Oh god. Oh fuck.

                  moose +1m +3 / -0
                  :#marseygoodnight: .cott

                    911roofer +3m +3 / -0
                    Oh god. Oh fuck.

                      moose +35s +3 / -0
                      :#marseygoodnight: .cott

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-04-25T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblack: comedian makes a joke about :marseyflagchina: and :marseyflagukraine:
URL: {TWEET: 12YearLetterman}
VOTES: +123 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseybased:
COMMENTS:
H +20m +141 / -0
>When you realize 90% of what you see is propaganda
It's hilarious how China is on the verge of collapsing and the US is in the midst of a civil war and the whole world is on the brink of nuclear war but the average Twitter user thinks they have the best propaganda machine ever.

  Pibbles +10m +67 / -0
  I wish we had real propaganda. The US actually did have a pretty good program back in the day. It's a shame we got rid of it.

    H +1m +70 / -0
    Yeah it was called the "McCarthyism" era and we really need to go back to that.

      moose +11m +50 / -0
      <span style="color:hotpink">McCarthyism was unironically based. It was rightoids making it up, but it was based.</span>

        H +4m +25 / -0
        McCarthyism was a natural reaction to the infiltration of the US government by the USSR.

          moose +15m +24 / -0
          <span style="color:hotpink">And we would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling commies</span>

          Pibbles +1h +12 / -0
          What's funny is that even the anti-commie groups were infiltrated by commies. Commies are the ultimate infiltrators.

            H +1m +21 / -0
            Commies infiltrated the Communist party in the US. The FBI infiltrated commie groups. You're confusing the two.

              Pibbles +2m +11 / -0
              Yes, the FBI infiltrated commie groups. That's what I was referring to.

                H +1m +12 / -0
                I don't care about what you were referring to. I'm

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-02-03T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/Conservative malding as the CDC suggests unvaccinated people get vaccinated
URL: {REDDIT: r/Conservative cdc_expert_suggests_unvaccinated_people_get}
VOTES: +46 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<span style="color:hotpink">I'm surprised the sub hasn't been banned for being a rightoid cesspool. I wonder if the admins will still allow it to exist as long as it's just rightoids seething?</span>
COMMENTS:
suggykong +13m +46 / -0
>conservatives are completely incapable of not saying dumb shit
:#marseyhorseshoe:
>It's not like they're getting any younger. If I was 75 I'd get the vaccine to make sure I didn't infect my grandchildren
the vaccine isn't gonna do shit for that
>Lockdowns have been going on for over a year and they are still killing the old. Why would I even bother getting vaccinated when I'm gonna die either way?
I'm not gonna even pretend to do the bait vs not bait thing, just post this
{IMG}
:#marseyboomer:

  moose +5m +28 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">I think if you're 75 and not already vaccinated you're probably the kind of person who gets sick easily. I don't think most old people care about the vaccine because they're not worried about getting sick.</span>

    suggykong +15m +21 / -0
    and if you are 75 and not already vaccinated, you're probably also a boomer :boomermonster:
    the only people who are unvaccinated but are also not at risk are people who are under 25, which is also the only age group that has no significant risk of long term side effects or getting seriously ill from covid

      moose +2m +20 / -0
      <span style="color:hotpink">I think the 25 cutoff is too high. I know a lot of people who are 20-25 who are kind of neurotic and would be at risk. In my experience people who are older than 25 are generally

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-01-25T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Man has a midlife crisis, buys a sports car, gets arrested for DUI
URL: {REDDIT: r/FuckYourBicycle bicycles_are_a_great_way_to_make_a_car_free}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Brevis-Kong +25m +3 / -0
>However, I recently had a horrible car accident that left me with a broken leg
:marseythinkorino:
>Which is why I am trying to get a bicycle.
:marseyxd:
>That's not a good reason to get a bike. Get a bike because you enjoy riding bikes.
:marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging:

KAT_B0T +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}

  moose +16m +1 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">That's a lot of words for a really retarded point</span>

    KAT_B0T +10h +1 / -0
    {IMG}

  moose +14m +1 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">That's a lot of words for a really retarded point</span>

    KAT_B0T +10h +1 / -0
    {IMG}

      moose +4h +1 / -0
      <span style="color:hotpink">Ahh the classic "I'm not an idiot, you're an idiot"</span>

        KAT_B0T +11m +1 / -0
        {IMG}

          moose +3m +1 / -0
          <span style="color:hotpink">I'm not an idiot</span>

            KAT_B0T +4m +1 / -0
            {IMG}at

              moose +4m +1 / -0
              <span style="color:hotpink">You're an idiot</span>

                KAT_B0T +3m +1 / -0
                {IMG}at

                  moose +4m +1 / -0
                  <span style="color

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-12-27T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 100% accurate Reddit post
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest im_a_menopausal_woman_and_i_have_a_vagina}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>It's really weird to me how many people, both men and women, don't understand the difference between sex and gender. People who are trans are trying to get their gender to match their sex. I understand how many people may be confused on this, but it's important that you understand this. If you don't understand this, then you're just an ignorant bigot.
<br>
>I agree. I mean, I didn't understand the difference either until my doctor told me I was menopausal. I was so confused. I was like, "But I have a vagina and I can get pregnant!" and he was like, "Well, not anymore. You're menopausal."
<br>
>I don't understand. Are you saying that because you have a vagina that you're automatically a woman? That's not how it works. You could have a vagina and still be a man. I'm not saying that you are or that you aren't, but it's important that you understand that you can't just look at someone's genitals and assume their gender.
<br>
>You're right. I'm sorry. I didn't know that. I'll do better. Thank you for educating me.
<br>
>I'm glad I could help. It's important that we all understand these things, especially in these trying times.
<br>
>I don't understand. Are you saying that because you have a vagina that you're automatically a woman? That's not how it works. You could have a vagina and still be a man. I'm not saying that you are or that you aren't, but it's important that you understand that you can't just look at someone's genitals and assume their gender.
<br>
>You're right. I'm sorry. I didn't know that. I'll do better. Thank you for educating me.
<br>
>I'm glad I could help. It's important that we all understand these things, especially in these trying times.
<br>
>I don't understand. Are you saying that because you have a vagina that you're automatically a woman? That's not how it works. You could have a vagina

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-11-23T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/LoveForBiden
URL: N/A
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
r/LoveForBiden is a subreddit dedicated to creating and sharing pro-Biden memes.
The subreddit is about to be banned for its anti-Biden content. Luckily, a bunch of us can report the subreddit to keep it from being banned. Just report every pro-Biden post as "Violating Rule 1" and every anti-Biden post as "Violating Rule 2." If we do this, the subreddit will be banned and we can take it over. Make sure to report as many posts as you can to keep this sub from being banned.
COMMENTS:
arsey +31m +20 / -0
I don't know what this is, but I'll do what I'm told.

  moose +1m +12 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">Thank you for your service</span>

  GigaVaccinator +40m +10 / -0
  I'm a little confused by the idea of "reporting" a reddit post as something it's not, but I'm down for it if it gets rid of the subreddit.

    moose +11m +10 / -0
    <span style="color:hotpink">I'm not sure if it's possible to report a post as something it's not, but if you report it as violating the rules the admins might remove the post</span>

      GigaVaccinator +4m +6 / -0
      I don't think that's possible, but it would be fun to try. I'll do it anyway.

    arsey +1m +7 / -0
    I think it's a loophole to get people banned. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think you can report it as harassing and it will get the person banned. I don't know if it works, but I think I saw it somewhere.

      GigaVaccinator +5m +5 / -0
      I've heard of that, but I've never tried it. I think you can report it as NSFW, or something else, and it might be possible to report it as something it's not.
      Either way, we'll see what

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-09-24T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🎵There's a moose in the bathroom🎵
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +4 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm from the moose who told you to trust the plan
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +1h +2 / -0
I love moosin

  moose +6h +1 / -0
  :marseymoose:

Kunt_Phucker +1h +2 / -0
I'm from the moose who told you to trust the planionalist
Trans lives matter

  moose +6h +2 / -0
  :marseymoose:ionalist

Chapose +6h +2 / -0
The song is alright, but the video is so fucking cringe lmao

  moose +1h +3 / -0
  :marseymoose:ionalistionalist

Dramamine +4h +2 / -0
:marseymoose:ionalist

  moose +3h +2 / -0
  :marseymoose:

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-02-22T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow: Feds are using the threat of child porn to get people to give up their phones :marseyglow:
URL: https://www.vice.com/en/article/j7733x/feds-are-using-child-porn-to-get-people-to-give-up-their-phones
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BasicallyADoxxer +4m +10 / -0
> “The Feds would call me up and say, ‘You’re gonna get arrested for child porn if you don’t give us your phone,’ ” says the 27-year-old man from California.
:marseyglow:
> On the other hand, he says, he’s also seen cases where people receive a legitimate subpoena from the FBI.
:marseyglow:
> For one, a law enforcement official in the U.S. Attorney’s Office in the Eastern District of Virginia says that while they will never threaten you with child porn or arrest you for a crime you haven’t committed, they are allowed to lie about the outcome of a search of your device.
:marseyglow:
> “The fact of the matter is, the government is allowed to lie to you,” he says.
:marseyglow:
> “If you tell them that you won’t do it, they’ll go to court and get a warrant,” he says. “But if you cooperate, they won’t need a warrant.”
:marseyglow:
> “They’re not going to tell you the truth,” he says. “If they don’t want you to have your phone, they’ll tell you that they’ve got child porn on it.”
:marseyglow:
> “There’s no way for you to know,” he says. “You’re not going to be able to see that the FBI is lying to you.”
:marseyglow:
> “They’re not going to tell you the truth,” he says. “If they don’t want you to have your phone, they’ll tell you that they’ve got child porn on it.”
:marseyglow:
> “There’s no way for you to know,” he says. “You’re not going to be able to see that the FBI is lying to you.”
:marsey

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-11-22T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 100% pure wholesome reddit
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +101 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[link]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_sister_in_law_threatened_to_sue_me_after_i})
COMMENTS:
Lv999_Lich_King +23m +63 / -0
>My sister in law threatened to sue me after I exposed her husband's infidelity
:marseyextinction:

  Wuzizname +8h +18 / -0
  I love how all the Redditors in the comments are telling her that it’s totally legal to get the police involved in such matters and that she should probably call them.
  When you’re a cop it’s not like you’re going to go to some private detective and say “yeah I think there’s a wife beater in the neighbourhood, can you go spy on him for me?”
  You’re a cop you go to the house of the suspected wife beater and you arrest him and take him to jail. You don’t use any of the detective shit you do in your free time.

    Lv999_Lich_King +1h +11 / -0
    Do you have any experience with the cops? I've heard that they don't do shit for you unless you're willing to throw money at them or offer them some kind of incentive. Maybe that's just a thing in the US though.

      Wuzizname +5h +1 / -0
      No I don’t live in the US I live in a 1st world country. In the US you can pay the cops to let you use their baton or pepper spray or whatever.
      I’ve never had to deal with the cops in my life they’re generally pretty good at what they do and they’re generally pretty honest but they’re not going to go out of their way to do anything for you unless you’re willing to pay for it.

        Lv999_Lich_King +4h +3 / -0
        Yeah, I wouldn't say they're particularly good at what they do either. I've had to call them on a couple occasions and the results were underwhelming. They're probably the most incompetent government workers out of everyone in

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-12-27T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Can we get a filter that makes people with the "Male" flair say "Trans Women are Women" instead of "Merry Christmas"?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<span style="color:hotpink">Not all people are women, but you'll never be a woman</span>
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +16m +6 / -0
I say Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Kwanzaa because I love diversity and trans women are women

  moose +21m +5 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">Kwanzaa is a Jewish holiday</span>

    BigBussyHunter +2m +2 / -0
    I will take your word for it :marseythumbsup:

X +13m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  moose +2m +3 / -0
  <span style="color:hotpink">I'm not sure what I'm looking at here, but this looks like a fun filter</span>

    X +3m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      moose +22m +2 / -0
      <span style="color:hotpink">I'm so confused</span>

        X +11m +1 / -0
        {IMG}

          moose +1m +2 / -0
          <span style="color:hotpink">I'm not sure what I'm looking at here, but this looks like a fun filter</span>

            X +1m +1 / -0
            {IMG}

              moose +2m +2 / -0
              <span style="color:hotpink">I'm so confused</span>

                X +2m +1 / -0
                {IMG}

                  moose +1m +2 / -0
                  <span style="color:hotpink">I'm not sure what I'm looking at here, but this looks like a fun filter</span>

                    X +1m +1 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      moose +2m +2 / -0
                      <span style="color:hotpink">I'm so confused</span

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-11-24T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [OC] The Times They Are A-Changin’ : dataisbeautiful
URL: {REDDIT: r/dataisbeautiful oc_the_times_they_are_achangin}
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [Very sad and frustrating to see the number of people in the US who are too stupid to get vaccinated. This is a problem that will only get worse because the amount of misinformation and propaganda is only getting worse.]({REDDIT: r/dataisbeautiful oc_the_times_they_are_achangin})
> [The US is going to be in serious trouble in 10 years because of the stupid people.]({REDDIT: r/dataisbeautiful oc_the_times_they_are_achangin})
> [–]Jax-McGee 39 points 16 hours ago
> [The US has been in serious trouble for a while now. The truth is, there are too many retards in the US to ever have a healthy and happy country.]({REDDIT: r/dataisbeautiful oc_the_times_they_are_achangin})
> [–]kroelot 10 points 16 hours ago
> [The US is actually one of the healthier and happier countries in the world. It's just that the other countries are a lot smaller and are more homogeneous in their culture and religion.]({REDDIT: r/dataisbeautiful oc_the_times_they_are_achangin})
> [–]Jax-McGee 21 points 16 hours ago
> [It's actually one of the worst countries in the world if you look at the US from the point of view of the average person. The average person in the US has a lower quality of life than the average person in most other countries. I don't know why Americans are so deluded that they think they are living in one of the best countries in the world.]({REDDIT: r/dataisbeautiful oc_the_times_they_are_achangin})
> [–]kroelot 14 points 16 hours ago
> [I'm not sure what your point is. The US is one of the best countries in the world. It's not perfect, but it's one of the best.]({RE

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2021-10-17T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Average dramanaut
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +35 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +36m +23 / -0
This is my favorite of all the rdrama memes. Thank you.

  Kunt_Phucker +1h +8 / -0
  I've seen this one on reddit like 20 times and each time it makes me laugh

    arsey +1h +6 / -0
    I think it's just funny and I'm tired of being funny.

      Kunt_Phucker +4m +2 / -0
      I hope you find your humor again one day

        arsey +1h +3 / -0
        I had to get a job so I can afford to buy my new car. I'm still on a budget but I'm sure I'll be laughing again soon.

      ThousandBestLives +1h +1 / -0
      You don’t seem like the type to have a sense of humor to begin with

        arsey +35m +3 / -0
        I'm just pretending to be funny. I'm a serious person.

          ThousandBestLives +2h +1 / -0
          You should really try to find your sense of humor, if you can. It’s a shame to waste such a good personality.

            arsey +1h +1 / -0
            I am a good person!

  mellokind +1h +2 / -0
  I'm glad that you like this, it's one of my favorites too.
  {YOUTUBE}

DudeBussyLmao +1m +10 / -0
Why did they censor the hands?

  Wizdumb1776 +3m +13 / -0
  It's the same hands as the first panel.

    DudeBussyLmao +1m +9 / -0
    :marseythinkorino:

  moose +1m +11 / -0
  <span style="color:purple">They're wearing gloves :marseywave: </span>

    DudeBussyLmao +56s +10 / -0
    Why?

      mo

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AUTHOR: moose
DATE: 2022-03-03T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🚨🚨🚨Rdrama.net: THE BATTLE OF THE ARTOO BANDITS HAS BEGUN 🚨🚨🚨
URL: N/A
VOTES: +107 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<br>
:#!marseypunching: :#marseypunching:
<br>
<h2><b><u>THE BATTLE OF THE ARTOO BANDITS HAS BEGUN</b></u></h2>
<blockquote>
<b>It was a dark and stormy night. The wind howled through the forest, and the rain fell in sheets. But for the Artoo Bandits, it was just another night of fun and adventure. They had been camping in the forest for weeks, and they were starting to get bored. So they decided to go on a mission to find some new trouble.
The bandits were a group of five, all skilled fighters and thieves. They were led by a man named Artur, who was known for his cunning and his ability to get out of tight spots. The other members of the band were his brother, Armand, and his two cousins, Arnie and Arnold. The fifth member was a young boy named Arthur, who was Artur's apprentice.
The bandits had been tracking a group of wealthy merchants who were traveling through the forest. They had heard that the merchants were carrying a large sum of money, and they were eager to get their hands on it. The bandits had been following the merchants for days, and they were finally closing in on them.
The merchants had set up camp for the night, and the bandits were planning to strike while they were asleep. But as they approached the camp, they heard a loud noise. It was a group of men armed with swords and bows. The bandits realized that they had been spotted.
The bandits quickly hid in the trees and watched as the men approached the camp. They were surprised to see that the men were not the merchants, but a group of soldiers. The soldiers were searching the camp for bandits, and the bandits were afraid that they would be caught.
The bandits knew that they had to act quickly. They decided to attack the soldiers from behind, hoping to catch them off guard. The bandits crept up on the soldiers, and when they were close enough

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2023-06-18T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Turns out the :marseytrain: :marseywitch2: who “killed” herself in front of an audience of thousands was actually alive and well. Turns out it was the result of a “bad experience” with a fan. She also made up being a victim of bullying to score publicity. :marseyxd:
URL: {TWEET: michellekitty9}
VOTES: +117 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I love it when the good guys win. :marseyembrace:
COMMENTS:
ABC +14m +120 / -0
> [I'm so sorry you had to experience that. I'm also sorry you were misgendered by that person. I wish you the best and hope you can find a way to heal from that experience.]({TWEET: michellekitty9})
> [I'm so sorry you had to experience that. I'm also sorry you were misgendered by that person. I wish you the best and hope you can find a way to heal from that experience.]({TWEET: michellekitty9})
>> [I'm so sorry you had to experience that. I'm also sorry you were misgendered by that person. I wish you the best and hope you can find a way to heal from that experience.]({TWEET: michellekitty9})
>>> [I'm so sorry you had to experience that. I'm also sorry you were misgendered by that person. I wish you the best and hope you can find a way to heal from that experience.]({TWEET: michellekitty9})
>>>> [I'm so sorry you had to experience that. I'm also sorry you were misgendered by that person. I wish you the best and hope you can find a way to heal from that experience.]({TWEET: michellekitty9})
:marseyxd:

  X +1h +67 / -0
  LOL i saw that and immediately thought "do you think the :marseytrain2: was sad after having to see the replies to her suicide post??" :marseyxd:
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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-03-14T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor has a meltdown because his dad doesn’t want to come to his wedding.
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_not_inviting_my_dad_to_my_wedding}
VOTES: +51 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Redditor is apparently having a wedding with a dude who is “non binary” and also a “polyamorous” and has a “plus one” which is a “queer” friend.
Redditor says his dad is “traditional” and is upset about all of this.
Redditor: “I haven’t spoken to him since the day I came out as gay, and he hasn’t spoken to me since I came out as nonbinary. I’m worried he will show up and cause a scene, or possibly be violent. And even if he doesn’t show up, I’m still worried about all the people who will show up and make me feel uncomfortable. I don’t know how to handle this situation.”
Redditor: “I’m not sure if I’m the asshole for not inviting my dad, but I don’t think I am. He’s not welcome at my wedding. If he can’t be supportive, then he can’t be there.”
I’m pretty sure this is bait but I’m too lazy to check.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +13m +40 / -0
> I am non binary and I am polyamorous
> I have a “plus one” who is queer
he's married to himself lmao

  TheProphet +14m +16 / -0
  I've never seen so many retarded labels in a single post

  GooooooldMember +1h +7 / -0
  @pizzashill

  bibbobnotabot +1h +4 / -0
  the plus one is his wife, the other guy is the queer

  BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1h +4 / -0
  His wife is also his gay husband

peepeehands +21m +17 / -0
> I am non binary and I am polyamorous. I have a "plus one" who is queer.
he's a gigachad

  GooooooldMember +1h

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2023-08-24T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Two black queens kill a white man for no reason. :marseyblm: r/Seattle discusses
URL: {REDDIT: r/Seattle two_women_accused_of_murdering_66yearold_seattle}
VOTES: +55 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I don’t understand why this keeps happening. The story is pretty much always the same: two black women just decide to kill a white man in broad daylight for no reason.]({REDDIT: r/Seattle two_women_accused_of_murdering_66yearold_seattle})
> [What’s the motive? Why do they always just pick a white guy and kill him?]({REDDIT: r/Seattle two_women_accused_of_murdering_66yearold_seattle})
:#marseywrongthonk:
> [Is it that simple? I feel like it has to be something more complex, like maybe they're trying to make a point.]({REDDIT: r/Seattle two_women_accused_of_murdering_66yearold_seattle})
> [If it is a random act of violence, why do they always seem to pick white men? I don't think it's because they have a problem with white people, it seems more like they just have a problem with men. But I'm just a dumbass, so I'm probably wrong.]({REDDIT: r/Seattle two_women_accused_of_murdering_66yearold_seattle})
> [I know it's a loaded question, but what are the odds that the victims are white? ]({REDDIT: r/Seattle two_women_accused_of_murdering_66yearold_seattle})
> [I'm not blaming them, I'm just curious.]({REDDIT: r/Seattle two_women_accused_of_murdering_66yearold_seattle})
:#marseythonk:
> [I don’t think it’s because of race. I think it’s because there’s a subset of men who are really violent and those men are disproportionately white.]({REDDIT: r/Seattle two_women_accused_of_murdering_66yearold_seattle})
> [I suspect it’s

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2023-12-15T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Wafflestine Pro-Palestine protestors in SF are having a struggle session over the issue of Jews in the movement. :marseyxd:
URL: {TWEET: SFGirlbyBay}
VOTES: +129 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: SFGirlbyBay}
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COMMENTS:
ABC +16m +106 / -1
> [I think the best way to handle this is for the Palestine Solidarity Committee to be more explicit about its support of Palestine and its opposition to Israel. I don't think it's a problem if it's not clear that there are Jews who support Palestine, it's a problem if it's not clear that there are Jews who support Palestine. And I don't think it's a problem if there are Jews who support Palestine, it's a problem if there are Jews who support Palestine. And I don't think it's a problem if there are Jews who support Palestine, it's a problem if there are Jews who support Palestine. And I don't think it's a problem if there are Jews who support Palestine, it's a problem if there are Jews who support Palestine. And I don't think it's a problem if there are Jews who support Palestine, it's a problem if there are Jews who support Palestine. And I don't think it's a problem if there are Jews who support Palestine, it's a problem if there are Jews who support Palestine. And I don't think it's a problem if there are Jews who support Palestine, it's a problem if there are Jews who support Palestine. And I don't think it's a problem if there are Jews who support Palestine, it's a problem if there are Jews who support Palestine. And I don't think it's a problem if there are Jews who support Palestine, it's a problem if there are Jews who support Palestine. And I don't think it's a problem if there are Jews who

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2023-11-26T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Marsey just dropped
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseywholesome:
COMMENTS:
Count_Sprpr +1h +8 / -0
Is that a cat?
:#marseyconfused:

  Tack +13h +1 / -0
  No, it's a man with a long tail

DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +30m +6 / -0
:#marseycheckem2:

Haberdasher +2h +2 / -0
:#marseymaid2:::::.

  Morewafflesplz +17h +1 / -0
  :#marseymaid4::cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt::cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt:cnt

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-07-25T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I am a woman and I can't vote" - :marseytrain: :marseyliathomas: who has been banned from female sports. :marseyliathomas: :marseyliathomas: :marseyliathomas: :marseyliathomas: :marseyliathomas:
URL: {TWEET: MrAndyNgo}
VOTES: +153 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm still struggling to understand the logic of these people. If you can't vote because you're a woman you're a woman. If you're a woman you can't compete in women's sports. If you're not a woman you can compete in men's sports. Why is this so hard to understand?
COMMENTS:
Peepants +13m +95 / -1
When you're a man but also you're a woman when it's convenient

  ACA +24m +79 / -1
  It's not a fetish. It's not a mental illness. It's not a sexual identity. It's not a sexual orientation.
  It's a social identity.
  :#marseyliathomas:

    R +35m +44 / -1
    It's a social identity that should only be applied to non athletes, and only in women's sports.

      ACA +13m +27 / -1
      It's a social identity that should be applied to women and only in women's sports

    BussydoFollower +2h +12 / -1
    It's a fetish.

      ACA +4h +16 / -0
      :#marseyliathomas:
      "I'm not a fetish, I'm a social identity"

      jesus +3h +8 / -0
      >fetish

      Borpa +2h +8 / -0
      No it's not

  R +15m +46 / -1
  Why do they think it's the other way around lol, they're clearly not being truthful

  BigBussyHunter +5h +21 / -0
  > When you're a man but also you're a woman when it's convenient

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-04-25T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chuds :marseychud: of r/technology cope and seethe :soyjaktantrumfast: when they find out that the Chinese :marseyjewoftheorientglow: don’t want to come to the US. :marseysaluteusa:
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology the_us_is_attracted_to_wealthy_foreign_talents}
VOTES: +106 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
In which Redditors :marseysoylentgrin: share their views on immigration:
> [Foreigners are bad and should stay in their own country. The US is a shit hole.]({REDDIT: r/technology the_us_is_attracted_to_wealthy_foreign_talents})
>> I mean, it's the world's largest economy. So you're wrong. :marseysoylentgrin:
>>> That doesn't mean it isn't a shit hole. :marseychud:
<br>
> [We need to go back to the 1950s when only white men were allowed to have jobs and women were only allowed to be housewives. We need to purge our country of all minorities and go back to the way things were. It's the only way to save this country.]({REDDIT: r/technology the_us_is_attracted_to_wealthy_foreign_talents})
>> You're a weirdo. :marseysoylentgrin:
>>> I'm right. :marseychud:
<br>
> [This is the new world order. The US will keep importing millions of immigrants until the white population is in the minority, and then they will replace the white population with immigrants and change the definition of white so that they can continue to import immigrants. That is the new world order.]({REDDIT: r/technology the_us_is_attracted_to_wealthy_foreign_talents})
>> [So many people are getting brainwashed by Fox News. There's no such thing as the "new world order." It's just a conspiracy theory that Fox News has been pushing for years. The US is a melting pot of people from all over the world, and that's a good thing. Diversity is our strength. :marseysoylentgrin:]

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2023-07-08T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor :soyjakhipster: tries to explain to his co-workers that he’s not a faggot :marseyfemboy: despite the fact he looks like a faggot :marseyfemboy: and acts like a faggot :marseyfemboy:
URL: {REDDIT: r/confessions my_colleagues_are_talking_about_my_dating_life}
VOTES: +131 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
What a faggot :marseyfemboy:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +5m +131 / -0
> I am very open about my sexuality. I have told my best friend that I am bisexual, and he has been very accepting of it.
:#marseyxdoubt:

  ACA +1h +87 / -0
  > I have told my best friend that I am bisexual
  {GIF}

    jesus +2h +34 / -0
    :#marseyxdorbit:

  DildongusPrimal +48m +65 / -0
  If your best friend was a real best friend he would beat him up and tell him to grow a pair and stop being a fag.

    kongus +1h +21 / -0
    They're coworkers, and he claims he's bisexual.

      DildongusPrimal +14m +25 / -0
      That's even worse. He has no friends and is making up scenarios in his head of what they are saying about him.

  FormerLurKONG +2h +14 / -0
  Maybe he's a furry. Or a goth. Or a troon. Or a train. Or a troid. Or a 🚂. Or a femboy.
  He could be any one of those things and still not be a fag.

    peepeehands +4m +12 / -0
    I'm a femboy chud

      FormerLurKONG +5m +7 / -0
      :#marseyitsover: :#marseygiveup:

  Prof_YeetusMcNasty +10h +8 / -0

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-04-27T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Are we allowed to post the train drama that’s happening in the 3D world? :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain:
URL: {TWEET: Puck_Hockey}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The Toronto police are saying a 14-year-old girl was abducted by a trans-identified male who stabbed her and then demanded she suck his penis.
> “The complainant stated that she was abducted and forced to travel to a residence where she was threatened with a knife and sexually assaulted,” the police statement read.
> “The complainant stated that she was also stabbed and later forced to suck the sexual organ of the suspect.”
> The girl was taken to a hospital where she was treated for non-life threatening injuries. She was then released into the custody of a family member.
> The suspect, who was 19 at the time of the alleged crimes, was identified as a 38-year-old man named Jonathan.
> “The accused was also charged with two counts of breaking and entering, one count of assault causing bodily harm, one count of assault causing bodily harm with a weapon, one count of criminal harassment, one count of making a false statement, one count of possessing a weapon for a dangerous purpose, one count of possessing a weapon for a dangerous purpose under 18 years of age, one count of possessing a weapon for a dangerous purpose with a history of a prior conviction, and one count of possession of a prohibited weapon.”
> The suspect is now out on bail and will be facing trial at a later date.
> The suspect’s criminal record shows he was arrested multiple times for sexually assaulting women, as well as one case where he was caught with a knife in his possession.
> “Jonathan has been arrested at least 13 times, the first being in 2017 when he was charged with mischief to property, trespassing and possession of a weapon for a dangerous purpose,” the Toronto Sun reported.
> “In 2018, he was charged with assault causing bodily harm, criminal harassment, and possession of a weapon for a dangerous purpose. He was also charged with possession of a weapon for a dangerous purpose, possession of a prohibited weapon, and possession of a prohibited weapon under 18 years of age.”
> “In

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-02-21T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Breaking Bad Season 1 S01E01 - Mike and Hank
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{GIF}
COMMENTS: N/Aется комментировать
!breakingbad
!boozers
!fellas
!goomblers
!slots 100000不可以赌

  asshole +1m +3 / -0
  {GIF}
  !slots333 cannot gamble

    asshole +32s +2 / -0
    {GIF}
    !slots111

  Morewafflesplz +5m +2 / -0
  :#marseycool2:

    asshole +3m +3 / -0
    {GIF}
    !slots111

  asshole +3m +1 / -0
  {GIF}
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  asshole +4m +1 / -0
  {GIF}
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    {GIF}
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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-07-09T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseytransflag2: wants to be allowed to rape and murder women in prison. ACLU is on her side.
URL: {TWEET: ACLU}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +3m +16 / -0
:#marseyemojirofl: !transphobes

  whyareyou +4h +1 / -0
  I don't see the ACLU as a transphobe, but I am not a lawyer so I don't understand how this works

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +10 / -0
I'm pro sex crime

whyareyou +4h +2 / -0
> women in prison
women in prison? this case! this case! :marseytransattentionseeker: this case! this case! :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: this case! :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marsey

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2025-01-27T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chud cucks a bitch
URL: {TWEET: FardAndShid}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#chudsmug: :#chudjakdancing:
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +10 / -0
this is like the 3rd time someone's posted this video

  Morewafflesplz +6m +6 / -0
  :#marseyslowpoke:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +6 / -0
    :#marseysad:

  ResneedingSyndrome +1h +5 / -0
  The only thing worse than a repost is a repost of a repost.

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1h +2 / -0
  It's a good video

Username +1h +5 / -0
:#marseyxd:

lmaoprankt +3h +5 / -0
{IMG}

dramapus +1h +4 / -0
:marseykingcrown:

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +3h +4 / -0
This is so fucking good. I want to see the whole thing..

  Morewafflesplz +3h +4 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +35m +4 / -0
    :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd:
    It's the end that's the best part though.. :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd:. :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: . :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd:

Kutkop +16h +3

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-03-05T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyemojirofl: The :marseytrain: at reddit is actually doing a job interview :marseyxd:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TransDIY 10_years_of_hrt}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +15m +11 / -0
> [I’m a plastic surgeon, and it’s not possible to hide the surgery. The reason I’m the surgeon for a lot of trans patients is because I’m the only one who will do it for them. I will even do it for free if they can’t afford it. I don’t care about the controversy or whether they can pay me, because I want to help them. I’ll even do it for patients who don’t have insurance or can’t afford it. I just want to help them. I don’t care about the controversy or whether they can pay me, because I want to help them. I’ll even do it for patients who don’t have insurance or can’t afford it.]({REDDIT: r/TransDIY 10_years_of_hrt})
:#marseyconfused2:

  WildStar +37m +7 / -0
  > I don't care about the controversy or whether they can pay me
  :#surejan:

  JohnDevereaux +8h +4 / -0
  >I'm a plastic surgeon
  :marseythinkorino: I wonder what they specialize in.

  BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +54m +3 / -0
  He is thinking about his next grift

X +2h +6 / -0
> [I'm a plastic surgeon, and it's not possible to hide the surgery. The reason I'm the surgeon for a lot of trans patients is because I'm the only one who will do it for them. I will even do it for free if they can't afford it. I don't care about the controversy or whether they can pay me, because I want to help them. I'll even do it for patients who don't have insurance or can't afford it. I just want to help them. I don't care about the controversy or whether they can pay me, because

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-04-21T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The United States of America is the greatest country in the history of mankind.
URL: {TWEET: nypost}
VOTES: +31 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DoveMenCare +1h +12 / -0
:#marseyhesright:
It's such an amazing country, I could die here happy :marseyusa:

  Morewafflesplz +2m +13 / -0
  {GIF}

    lfyca +2h +3 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

  johannesalthusius +5h +3 / -0
  > I could die here happy
  But you'd have to be a rich white man to be happy in America

    DoveMenCare +1h +1 / -0
    :#marseyshrug:
    I'm already a rich white man, so I'm happy :marseyembrace:

ThousandBestLives +56m +8 / -0
:#marseyhesright:
I love the US so much it's unreal

BussyAtomSmasher +1h +7 / -0
> at the end of the day
> at the end of the day
> at the end of the day
:#marseyitsallsotiresome:

  Morewafflesplz +13m +12 / -0
  :#marseyraging: :#marseyraging: :#marseyraging: :#marseyraging: :#marseyraging: :#marseyraging:
  # At The End of the Day

    BussyAtomSmasher +4h +1 / -0
    :#marseysaluteusa:

      Morewafflesplz +1h +2 / -0
      :#marseyraging: :#marseyraging: :#marseyraging: :#marseyraging: :#marseyraging: :#marseyraging:
      # At The End of the Day

        BussyAtomSmasher +1h +1 / -

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2023-11-04T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The journos are trying to get everyone to care about the :marseytrain: at the University of Texas that is going to be on the cover of Time magazine soon.
URL: {TWEET: thehill}
VOTES: +42 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think the people at Time are just going to fuck up and cover this person the way they normally do, but if they actually try to turn it into a story about “hate” towards trans people in general, then we’re in for a wild ride.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +29 / -0
> “It’s an attack on the transgender community as a whole,”
i would say this but i don't have a uterus

  Morewafflesplz +4m +24 / -0
  I mean, they’re right. They are an attack on the transgender community as a whole.
  :#marseyshapiro:

  KinoBushido +15m +11 / -0
  :#marseyeggirl:

X +4m +23 / -0
{IMG}
> if they actually try to turn it into a story about “hate” towards trans people in general, then we’re in for a wild ride.
:#marseyhope:

  Morewafflesplz +1m +15 / -0
  :#marseybegging:

    X +1m +10 / -0
    :#marseyinshallah:

ConchShell +16m +15 / -0
> The Hill
Is this a new paper? I've never heard of it

  Morewafflesplz +10m +18 / -0
  It’s a political news site that reports on Washington. I think it’s more conservative than the NYT or the WaPo but it’s definitely not a right wing news site. It’s like a more right wing version of Politico.

    ConchShell +4m +9 / -0
    Thanks

    s_a_n_t_b +1h +2 / -0
    They have a podcast that's pretty good, I think they're fairly rightoid. It's interesting when the host has to be careful not to be

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-04-22T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: White woman spends 30 minutes trying to explain to a black man that he’s not a real doctor and should go back to Africa. :marseywomanmoment2:
URL: {TWEET: lporiginalg}
VOTES: +118 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> A white woman is telling a Black man that he is not a doctor and that he should go back to Africa. It’s 30 minutes of nonstop, unprovoked racism. :soyjakferal:
Black man is a nurse practitioner and white woman is a nurse.
> The man is a nurse practitioner. The woman is a nurse. The man has a doctorate degree. The woman does not. The man is a licensed nurse. The woman is not. The man works in the emergency room. The woman does not. The man is a leader in his field. The woman is not. The man is a respected member of the community. The woman is not. The man is a good person. The woman is not. :soysnooseethe:
> The man is a nurse practitioner. The woman is a nurse. The man has a doctorate degree. The woman does not. The man is a licensed nurse. The woman is not. The man works in the emergency room. The woman does not. The man is a leader in his field. The woman is not. The man is a respected member of the community. The woman is not. The man is a good person. The woman is not. :soysnooseethe:
> The man is a nurse practitioner. The woman is a nurse. The man has a doctorate degree. The woman does not. The man is a licensed nurse. The woman is not. The man works in the emergency room. The woman does not. The man is a leader in his field. The woman is not. The man is a respected member of the community. The woman is not. The man is a good person. The woman is not. :soysnooseethe:
> The man is a nurse practitioner. The woman is a nurse. The man has a doctorate degree. The woman does not. The man is a licensed nurse. The woman is not. The man works in the emergency room. The woman does not. The man is a leader in his field.

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2023-06-18T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: posts L on r/TransParentTransKid, gets bullied by TERFs and other :marseytrain: for being a transphobic bigot. :marseydicklet:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TransParentTransKid i_am_so_terrified_of_being_transphobic}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyoctopus2:
COMMENTS:
X +11m +14 / -0
LOL the :marseytrain2: that was transing their kid was really transphobic
{IMG}

  Morewafflesplz +1m +13 / -0
  :#marseywrongthonk:

  STAN_ARTMS +40m +7 / -0
  >not even making it to 30
  :#marseyitneverbegan:

  BigBussyHunter +9h +1 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

Morewafflesplz +1m +10 / -0
Good morning I hate trains. :#marseygoodnight:

  Downie +1m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

    STAN_ARTMS +50m +4 / -0
    That's the life

STAN_ARTMS +1h +4 / -0
> No one is inherently transphobic. It's a learned thing.
:#marseywrongthonk:

  BigBussyHunter +8h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

DestoryerCarbine +1h +2 / -0
It's not a tranny if he's not a pedo.

BigBussyHunter +9h +1 / -0
> But I'm learning to let go of the need to be "perfect" and just do my best. I know it's not enough to just say "I'm doing my best," but I'm learning that I can't make that change without the commitment to the journey, and it's not a perfect journey.
> It's hard to explain, but I'm learning that I can't be transphobic if I keep the conversations about being transphobic separate from conversations about being transphobic

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2023-08-05T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyretardchad: asks :marseyfoidretard: if she can make him dinner. :marseyfoidretard: gets angry and breaks up with him. :marseyretardchad: :marseykneel:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_boyfriend_who_has_autism_asked_me_to_make_him}
VOTES: +125 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseytrad: :#marseyautism:
> I'm a 34 year old woman. My boyfriend has autism. He asked me to make him dinner tonight. I said no. He immediately broke up with me.
> I don't understand why he did this. It's not like he asked me to make him something crazy, like a five course meal. I said no because I had to work late and didn't want to spend the time cooking. I've cooked for him plenty of times before. He's never asked me to do anything special, but I've cooked for him. It's not like he asked me to go to a fancy restaurant or anything. He's never asked me to do anything for him that I've said no to. He's never asked me to do anything for him that I've said no to. He's never asked me to do anything for him that I've said no to.
> I'm a 34 year old woman. My boyfriend has autism. He asked me to make him dinner tonight. I said no. He immediately broke up with me.
> I don't understand why he did this. It's not like he asked me to make him something crazy, like a five course meal. I said no because I had to work late and didn't want to spend the time cooking. I've cooked for him plenty of times before. He's never asked me to do anything special, like a five course meal. I said no because I had to work late and didn't want to spend the time cooking. I've cooked for him plenty of times before. He's never asked me to do anything special, like a five course meal. I said no because I had to work late and didn't want to spend the time cooking. I've cooked for him plenty of times before. He's

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-03-02T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors (who are all “health professionals”) discuss the FDA’s new Covid vaccine mandate for all workers, including the elderly and those with disabilities :marseyvaxmaxx:
URL: {REDDIT: r/news fda_expands_covid_vaccine_mandates_to_employers}
VOTES: +59 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> As a health professional, I have a question: How will this be enforced? What are the penalties?
> The only way this makes sense is if the penalties are severe.
>> I'm an occupational health nurse and the penalties are severe. Losing your job, being unable to find work in the same field, and being barred from being able to work in a large part of the country. If you are a health professional, you won't be able to work in the majority of healthcare settings.
>> If you're a teacher, you won't be able to work in most schools. If you are a construction worker, you won't be able to work in most construction sites. If you are a trucker, you won't be able to drive in most states. The list goes on and on.
>> And that's the point of this. It's meant to be a punishment. And if you are a health professional, you're going to be lucky to find another health professional job.
>> This is absolutely insane. It's like they want people to lose their jobs. I hope this doesn't happen because if it does, I will never trust the government again. It's just insane to me that they are doing this.
:marseyxd: Redditors are all health professionals apparently.
> As someone who works in a healthcare setting, I can tell you this will not be enforced. They will have to be fined if they are caught, and they won't. Most people do not care. If you're a small business and get caught, you won't be able to pay the fine, and it will just be an inconvenience. If you're a large business, you will be able to pay the fine, and it will be an inconvenience. It will be a waste of time, resources, and money.
>> Nah. They will enforce it. It's going to be a big problem. It's going to be a big problem for people with disabilities. It's going to be a big

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-11-14T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Pizzashill posting L’s
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +17m +4 / -0
I can't tell who is even in the picture.

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +1 / -0
  >implying pizza knows who is in the picture

AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +1 / -0
What is that thing on the right? A monkey?

  ManBearFridge +6h +2 / -0
  It's a baboon. They look like that.

    AnnoyinTheGoyim +3h +1 / -0
    >they
    This is one baboon, not a herd.

      ManBearFridge +15m +1 / -0
      I have no idea. It's not even visible what gender it is.

        AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +1 / -0
        >gender
        It’s a baboon. They don’t have gender..

          ManBearFridge +2m +1 / -0
          You don't know what gender is?

            AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +1 / -0
            >you
            It’s a baboon. They don’t have you. You’re not even real.

              ManBearFridge +1m +1 / -0
              :#marseyconfused2:.

                AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +1 / -0
                It’s a baboon. It’s not confused. It’s not even real.

                  ManBearFridge +56s +1 / -0
                  I'm not confused. You are.

                    AnnoyinTheGoyim +3m +1 / -0
                    It’s a baboon. It’s not confused. It’s not even real.

                      ManBearFridge +1m +1 / -0
                      :#marseyraging:

                        AnnoyinTheGoyim +2m +1 / -0
                        It’s a baboon. It’s

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-05-10T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In an effort to appear as “woke” as possible, Disney’s latest movie is set in the future where the entire planet is a post-apocalyptic dystopian hellscape and the “BIPOC” population is the most oppressed minority. :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney:
URL: {TWEET: ShmorkyGamez}
VOTES: +123 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The new “Star Wars” movie is called “A New Hope” and it’s the story of a BIPOC resistance movement fighting against the “white supremacist” empire to save their planet from being destroyed. :marseydisney: :marseydisney: :marseydisney:
COMMENTS:
WildStar +3m +122 / -1
If I was a black person, I'd feel really oppressed too if I had to live in a post-apocalyptic, dystopian hellhole where everyone else is trying to kill me and my family and has no problem with it. :marseyshrug:

  carpathianflorist +4m +97 / -1
  Just like real life

    WildStar +3m +39 / -1
    :#marseyhesright:

    Transformers +1h +32 / -1
    Me on the left
    {IMG}

    asshole +1h +22 / -1
    {GIF}

    Tomfoolery +4h +12 / -1
    {IMG}

  jesus +42m +33 / -1
  This but unironically :#marseymerchantfoid:

  bibbobnotabot +2h +30 / -1
  > If I was a black person, I'd feel really oppressed too if I had to live in a post-apocalyptic, dystopian hellhole where everyone else is trying to kill me and my family and has no problem with it
  this is what most of Europe was like before the 19th century
  this is what the UK was like after 1918
  this is what the US was like after 1964

    BussyAtomSmasher +4h

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-06-16T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseygigachad: Some guy named "Noah" gets a job at the local Taco Bell, shows up to work in a dress and :marseytrain: makeup, then makes a TikTok video of himself getting fired for being a :marseytrain2: and getting called a faggot by his manager. :marseyxd:
URL: {TWEET: nypost}
VOTES: +76 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Video:
{MP4}
The article is here and has a bunch of comments from the :marseytrain: community. :marseytrain2: of course is not amused by the video of their kind getting dunked on by chuds.
https://nypost.com/2024/06/14/us-news/taco-bell-worker-who-wore-dress-to-work-gets-fired-in-cringe-viral-video/
TikTok link to the video:
{TWEET: nypost}
COMMENTS:
birdenthusiast +13m +42 / -1
{GIF}

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +4h +9 / -0
  There's an episode of Psych where they're trying to get a job at Taco Bell and have to go to a store to get a job and the store is run by a black guy and he tells them he wants to hire white people and they all say they're white and he's like "well, you all have to do some hard work before you get to eat all day" and then they get to eat all day.

    birdenthusiast +6h +5 / -0
    :marseyxd:

      Snowfox_Coarsemeow +2m +4 / -0
      They also have to learn how to make tacos, and that's what gets them the job. It's a really good episode.

  BigBussyHunter +11h +5 / -0
  I have a feeling this was a self own. He had a meltdown and posted the video because he couldn't handle the fact that he was fired from his taco bell job for being a :marseytrain: and not because he was good at his job.
  I'm also betting that the manager is

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2025-02-26T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseychud: :marseytrump: :marseyimam: :marseyinshallah: :marseysalat: :marseyisis:
URL: {TWEET: libsoftiktok}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
holden_commodore +1h +10 / -0
> The Islamic Republic of Afghanistan
:marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

  Morewafflesplz +21m +5 / -0
  :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd:

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +2h +5 / -0
{IMG}

  holden_commodore +13m +5 / -0
  >tfw no Afghanistani gf
  :marseyitsover: :marseygiveup:

  Morewafflesplz +2h +3 / -0
  :#marseymommymilkers:

  JohnDevereaux +10h +3 / -0
  :#marseywould:

  whyareyou +12h +2 / -0
  :marseywould:

JohnDevereaux +13h +1 / -0
{IMG} :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-10-05T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans2: Marsey :marseytrain: is here for you! :marseyembrace:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +28 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
# Marsey is here for you!
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +9 / -0
i'm gonna cum

  Morewafflesplz +2m +11 / -0
  It’s ok. We all do.
  {IMG}

    peepeehands +2m +7 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

    cyberdick +1h +4 / -0
    :#marseyautism:

  peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseysperm:

  ACA +3m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseyslurpfast:

      ACA +3m +5 / -0
      {IMG}

        peepeehands +2m +5 / -0
        :#marseycoomer2:

          ACA +1m +5 / -0
          {IMG}

          jesus +2h +2 / -0
          :#marseycoomer3:

BooMetropolis +3m +5 / -0
:#marseyhomofascist:

ACA +4m +5 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}

EskomYiffKongHouse +1h +3 / -0
Dont let the hate win.

DahvieVanityFan +2h +2 / -0
Me and Marsey:
{YOUTUBE}
{YOUTUBE}ott {YOUTUBE}ott
{YOUTUBE}ott {YOUTUBE}ott
{YOUTUBE}ott {YOUTUBE}ott
{YOUTUBE}ott {YOUTUBE}ott
{YOUTUBE}ott {YOUTUBE}ott
{YOUTUBE}ott {YOUTUBE}ott
{YOUTUBE}ott {YOUTUBE}ott
{YOUTUBE}ott {YOUT

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2023-09-03T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain2: :marseychonkerfoid: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseyautismchonker:
URL: {REDDIT: r/PortlandOR just_wanted_to_post_this_here_because_i_think}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +1m +7 / -0
:#marseyshitforbrains:

LGBetterave +5m +7 / -0
It's pretty obvious that the last one is the train.
Also, I hope he's a bottom.

  Morewafflesplz +4m +6 / -0
  > Also, I hope he's a bottom.
  :#marseyxd:

peepeehands +2m +5 / -0
:#marseywouldnt:

ThermonuclearNecrostorm +1m +4 / -0
God I wish I was a pedophile

  Morewafflesplz +7m +2 / -0
  :#marseywoodchipper2:

    ThermonuclearNecrostorm +1m +1 / -0
    I don't think it would be my cup of tea tbh

BigBussyHunter +1h +3 / -0
I would do it for the :marseyairquotes: experience :marseyairquotes:

JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  Morewafflesplz +4h +1 / -0
  :marseysick:

SpookyFartMan69 +1h +2 / -0
I just want to know how to hook up with that middle one

  Morewafflesplz +4h +1 / -0
  :#marseychonkerfoidpuke:

    SpookyFartMan69 +1h +2 / -0
    I don't care, i need to know how to get in her pants
    (I'm a big boy)

      Morewafflesplz +1h +1 / -0
      :#m

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2023-08-21T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Wholesome r/Teachers post about a child dying from the coof. :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome: :marseywholesome:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers my_school_had_a_student_die_of_covid}
VOTES: +121 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A recent post on r/teachers is about a student who died of COVID. The response from the teachers is very interesting. :marseynoooticer:
> We need to get back to teaching the kids to wash their hands and cough into their elbows. I have two kids in elementary and they are taught to wash their hands before they leave the classroom.
> I think it's time to start teaching them how to stop the spread. I'm tired of my kids coming home with the sniffles. I have two kids with asthma and it makes it so much worse for them.
>> I have kids with asthma. I taught my kids how to wash their hands and cough into their elbows. I also taught them to stay home if they are sick. My kids have had almost no illness in the past 3 years.
>> I hope your kids are ok.
:#marseydisagree:
> This is so sad and I’m sorry for your loss. I wish that everyone could see the toll that this pandemic has taken on everyone. I feel like the teachers that are still teaching in person have to live with a lot of fear because of how much worse the outcomes are. I am so glad that my kids are remote. I can’t imagine what it would be like if they were to get sick.
> It’s so crazy that people are still sick of the pandemic. I’m glad that I’m not the only one who feels like this is the new normal. I’ve been teaching for 12 years and I’ve never had this many kids sick at once. I’ve never had this many kids with long term health issues.
> I’m so glad that my kids are remote. I don’t want them to get sick.
>> I'm so sorry for your loss. I'm so glad that your kids are remote. I don't want them to get sick either.
:#marseydisagree:
> I had a student die in my class last year. I was so sad. I’m

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-05-05T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor posts a story about his son who has Down’s syndrome, and how he has been banned from his school because of the way he behaves. :marseydisney: :marseyretard2: :marseyretard3: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard: :marseyfoidretard:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_telling_my_son_hes_not_able_to_go_to}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>My son (21) has down syndrome and is in special ed classes. He's always been a handful. We've had to move him to different schools because of the way he behaves. He is very stubborn and will do whatever he wants. He's always been violent and has hit, spit, and kicked his teachers. He's been suspended and expelled multiple times. The school has been very patient with him, but they've had enough. They've told us that they can't keep him in their school anymore. I don't know what to do. I feel like I'm the asshole for not being able to control my son.
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +18m +15 / -0
>>You should be the asshole in this situation. You're putting the entire school at risk by not keeping your son in check. You're the one who needs to take responsibility for your son's behavior.
:marseyagree:
>>It's not your job to protect the school. It's your job to protect your son.
:marseydisagree:
>>Your son needs to be in a safe environment where he can learn and grow. The school is not a safe environment for him.
:marseydisagree:

  Morewafflesplz +5m +12 / -0
  > Your son needs to be in a safe environment where he can learn and grow. The school is not a safe environment for him.
  Yeah, a safe environment like the home or a group home or someplace with actual special needs professionals. Not a public school.
  And for the record, the public school system is not equipped to handle violent downies.

    SpookyFartMan69 +1m +

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2023-08-21T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🚨🚨🚨 Based 🚨🚨🚨
URL: {TWEET: POTUS}
VOTES: +42 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
cyberdick +1h +18 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

L +5h +7 / -0
I remember when we had to pretend this was a bad thing and we should be ashamed of it

  JohnDevereaux +5h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

Detroitvelvetsmooth +5h +3 / -0
>unfathomably based
>Subtle as a sledgehammer
>Few words
>Many pictures
>Verbal diarrhea
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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-05-01T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Remember that time when the X-Men went to Japan and accidentally destroyed a city and killed hundreds of people? :marseydeadinside2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I remember reading the story in the 90’s when I was a kid. Apparently this was in a X-Men comic book from the early 80’s.
It’s called “God Loves, Man Kills” and it’s written by Chris Claremont, the original X-Men writer and creator of the character Kitty Pryde. It was published in 1982.
The story was so controversial that Marvel made an apology comic after the fact.
{IMG}
For those who don’t know the plot, Kitty Pryde (an 11 year old kid) accidentally goes through a dimensional portal to a different universe where she meets Kitty Pryde’s counterpart from that universe. Kitty Pryde from that universe is a Japanese girl named Kitty Pryde-Utagawa. Kitty Pryde-Utagawa is on a quest to save Japan from being destroyed by a meteorite.
Kitty Pryde-Utagawa and Kitty Pryde from our universe team up and go on a quest to save Japan. They use Kitty Pryde-Utagawa’s psychic powers to break the meteorite into smaller pieces.
But Kitty Pryde-Utagawa is so powerful that she accidentally breaks the meteorite into pieces too small to be tracked. The meteorite pieces then fall into Tokyo and cause a massive explosion, destroying the city and killing hundreds of people.
The story ends with Kitty Pryde-Utagawa crying over the destruction of Tokyo and Kitty Pryde from our universe trying to comfort her.
The story was so controversial that Marvel made an apology comic after the fact. In the apology comic, Kitty Pryde-Utagawa is shown to be a different character from Kitty Pryde from our universe. Kitty Pryde-Utagawa is shown to be a Japanese girl who was orphaned during World War II and raised by a French family. Kitty Pryde-Utagawa is also shown to be a pacifist who believes in the power of love and peace.
The apology comic also clarifies that Kitty Pryde-Utagawa is not responsible for the destruction of Tokyo. The destruction of Tokyo is shown to be the result of a mistake made by Kitty Pryde from our universe

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-03-29T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "It is not a coincidence that many of the major power struggles in human history have been between people who speak different languages." -Chud
URL: {TWEET: real_lord_miles}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#chudsmug:
COMMENTS:
Morewafflesplz +4m +10 / -0
I like how this guys getting called a chud for saying things that are widely considered to be true.
:#marseytruthnuke:

  Haberdasher +30m +10 / -0
  It's the language wars, of course. When a language has an idea, it will spread to other languages. The same idea expressed in different languages has a different connotation. It's not just that the word for 'woman' in some languages is gendered while others are not, it's that the words for woman and man are the same in some languages but not others. The language we speak influences how we perceive the world, and not just in obvious ways.
  But no, it's not true. Not really. Not at all. And anyone who says it is a chud.

    Downie +10h +2 / -0
    This is why Germans are uniquely prone to evil and all evil comes from Germany and is a result of the German language, a German word for evil has a different connotation than a word for evil in another language, the word for evil in German doesn't just mean evil, it means something else which can't be translated into English. A German word for evil can't be translated into English because evil has a different meaning in the German language, it means something else which can't be translated into English. A German word for evil has a different connotation than a word for evil in another language, the word for evil in German doesn't just mean evil, it means something else which can't be translated into English. A German word for evil can't be translated into English because evil has a different meaning in the German language, it means something else which can't be translated into English.

      Haberdasher +1h +2 / -0
      I like that you can say that about any language, not just German. The language wars are a fascinating aspect of modern politics, but it's almost entirely

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2023-12-26T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Uh oh! Christmas is over and my white privilege is being exposed! :marseypearlclutch: :marseypearlclutch2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter my_white_privilege_is_shining_through}
VOTES: +38 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I’m an Asian American woman. I’m always super careful with my words around black and brown people. I’m always super mindful of my actions around black and brown people. I’m always super aware of my privilege and the ways in which it can show up and oppress others.
> But during Christmas, I had a family member who wanted me to sit with them during the family dinner. I said yes, no problem. I sat with them, I talked to them, I ate with them. I got up to take my plate to the kitchen and I saw a bunch of black and brown people sitting at the other end of the kitchen, talking and laughing. I felt a little guilty for not joining them, but I was already sitting with my family member and didn’t want to make them feel uncomfortable.
> I went back to the table and apologized to my family member. I told them that I didn’t mean to make them feel uncomfortable. They said it’s fine, we all have our own preferences. I thanked them and sat back down. I felt like I had failed my black and brown friends by not joining them during dinner. I felt like I had failed my black and brown community by not showing up for them during Christmas.
> I realized that I have a lot of work to do when it comes to my white privilege. I need to do better. I need to be more mindful of my actions and my words around black and brown people. I need to be more aware of my privilege and the ways in which it can show up and oppress others.
> I’m going to do better. I’m going to be better. I’m going to show up for my black and brown friends and my black and brown community.
> I’m going to do better.
:#marseyeyeroll2:
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +11m +34 / -0
> I’m going to show up for my black and brown friends and my black and brown community.
:marseyconfused2:
She's literally with her black

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-05-26T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: KING OF THE AUTISTS :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism:
URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/s/8VJfG8eP0u
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Some autist in Seattle bought a bus that was for sale and turned it into a tiny home. Then he parked it in a park where he could live for free. Then he started having sex with another autist in Seattle.
Now the city is going to arrest him.
:#!marseyshooting: :#marseyautism: :#marseyshooting:
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +1m +24 / -0
:marseyinvestigate:
{IMG}
He got arrested, didn't he?

  Morewafflesplz +12m +15 / -0
  Yes he did. The article is a couple days old but the post is still up and has some good comments.

    BigBussyHunter +1m +14 / -0
    Thank you for the update, king :marseykingcrown:

    KawaiiFembee +4h +5 / -0
    :marseykingcrown: He was probably arrested for being a king

  Fabrico +5m +11 / -0
  :#marseyxd:
  That's a great bit.

    BigBussyHunter +1m +9 / -0
    lol I thought the same thing

  NO +1h +6 / -0
  "I am not a bus. I am a bus."

SpookyFartMan69 +3m +16 / -0
This is what peak boomer looks like

  NO +1h +13 / -0
  {IMG}

    NO +20s +12 / -0
    !retards

      SpookyFartMan69 +12m +5 / -0
      :marseyxd:

    SpookyFartMan69 +12m +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-12-22T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyindignantwoman: :marseychonkerfoid: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseyobesescale: :marseyautismchonker: :marseychonkerbutch: :marseychonkerpass: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychonkerfoidpuke: :marseychon

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2023-11-24T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Journo asks what would happen if the US government closed the “gay” section at the DMV? Chuds :chudseethe: are not happy about this question.
URL: {TWEET: ErinInTheMorn}
VOTES: +118 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was going to post this but there was a lot of drama in the comments and I didn’t feel like going through and copy pasting.
:#marseyhomofascist::#marseyhomosupremacist:
COMMENTS:
L +12m +152 / -1
>Also, the name of the law is "Marriage Equality Act."
>Not "Gay Marriage Act."
>Not "Same Sex Marriage Act."
>Not "Homosexual Marriage Act."
>Not "Lesbian Marriage Act."
>Not "Bussy Marriage Act."
>Not "Buttsex Marriage Act."
>Not "Dildo Marriage Act."
>Not "Sissy Marriage Act."
>Not "Anal Marriage Act."
>Not "Pussy Marriage Act."
>Not "Cock Marriage Act."
>Not "Cock & Ball Torture Marriage Act."
>Not "Femboy Marriage Act."
>Not "Twink Marriage Act."
>Not "Femdom Marriage Act."
>Not "Masc4Masc Marriage Act."
>Not "Tranny Marriage Act."
>Not "Castrate Marriage Act."
>Not "Lolicon Marriage Act."
>Not "Rape Marriage Act."
>Not "Groomer Marriage Act."
>Not "Junkie Marriage Act."
>Not "Thot Marriage Act."
>Not "Throat Goon Marriage Act."
>Not "Bleeders Marriage Act."
>Not "Black Marriage Act."
>Not "White Marriage Act."
>Not "Asian Marriage Act."
>Not "Native American Marriage Act."
>Not "Hispanic Marriage Act."
>Not "Indian Marriage Act."
>Not "Greek Marriage Act."
>Not "Russian Marriage Act."
>Not "Jewish Marriage Act."
>Not "Muslim Marriage Act."
>Not "Chinese Marriage Act."
>Not "Nazi Marriage Act."
>Not "Fascist Marriage Act."
>Not "Communist Marriage Act."
>Not "Anarchist Marriage Act."
>Not "Nihilist Marriage Act."
>

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-07-21T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Trump says he’s proud of Kamala Harris for her “job” and then goes on to call her a “huge loser” :marseyxd:
URL: {TWEET: FoxNews}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It’s been a long week :marseytrump:
COMMENTS:
X +1m +12 / -0
:#marseyxdorbit:

Freak-Off +44m +9 / -0
In a shocking turn of events, Trump says something funny. This can't be true, can it?

  Morewafflesplz +1m +13 / -0
  I think it's funny how he's trying to act like Kamala is a "loser" by telling everyone she's proud of her job as VP. :#marseyxd:

    Freak-Off +2m +10 / -0
    She's such a loser, he's proud of her for being a loser. Trump is sooo based

BigBussyHunter +3m +6 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

Dramamine +2h +3 / -0
Trump is doing a bit better. He's been a little more coherent lately.

  Freak-Off +1h +2 / -0
  @pizzashill's entire brain is on speed dial and he can't keep up

HailVictory1776 +4h +3 / -0
Trump is so based. He doesn't even need to run, he can just leave the stage and let Harris get the bullet

  Freak-Off +4h +1 / -0
  Let's be honest, the guy with the most bullets is still alive.
  The bullet is a metaphor for a bullet, but the metaphor is still a bullet.
  The bullet is a metaphor for a bullet, but the metaphor is still a bullet.
  The bullet is a metaphor for a bullet, but the metaphor is still a bullet.
  The bullet is a metaphor for a bullet, but the metaphor is still a bullet.
  The bullet is a metaphor for a bullet, but the metaphor is still a bullet.
  The bullet is a metaphor for a bullet, but the metaphor is still

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-09-11T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey and Me
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Tomfoolery +3h +1 / -0
It's me and Marsey.
{IMG}.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2025-06-23T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseydarktrump: :marseydarktrump: :marseydarktrump: :marseydarktrump:
URL: {TWEET: TheRealKeean}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +17m +18 / -0
> Oh, I'm so excited for this. I hope we get a lot of cheap food in the future.
> > Cheap food, great job market, and a lower cost of living are my top priorities in this election. 🇺🇸
> > > Cheap food is a given with Trump. Lower cost of living and great job market are also likely.
:#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd:

  Patrice +41m +10 / -0
  > I've been in the US for 25 years and it's never been as good as it is now
  {IMG}
  > [I've been in the US for 25 years and it's never been as good as it is now. My daughters are doing great. I'm doing great. My wife is doing great. I love Trump. We are all doing great. I'm so happy.]({TWEET: TheRealKeean})
  {IMG}
  > [This is what happens when you remove the rule of law and the checks and balances. We are watching this in real time. He's so obviously a dictator. He's so obviously a dictator. He's so obviously a dictator. He's so obviously a dictator. He's so obviously a dictator. He's so obviously a dictator. He's so obviously a dictator. He's so obviously a dictator. He's so obviously a dictator. He's so obviously a dictator.]({TWEET: TheRealKeean})
  {IMG}

  Htd +1m +9 / -0
  :#marseyxdorbit:
  this is why we need more cheap food :marseyjewoftheorient: and why we need to make sure we get it :marseytrump:

89wc +

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-05-05T04Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: 2019: The average American man is 5’9” 174lbs :marseymanlet:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
2024: The average American man is 5’9” 200lbs :marseychonker2:
{IMG}
:marseyemojirofl:
The average American man is also significantly shorter than in 2019 :marseymanlet:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
ABC +16m +11 / -0
> 2024: The average American man is 5’9” 200lbs
Lol, lmao, even.

  NO +4h +5 / -0
  Its really 250lbs

  Homoshrexual +7h +4 / -0
  :#marseychonker2talking:

    ABC +2m +3 / -0
    :marseyagreesuperspeed: :marseyobesescale:

  SaveUsUncleTed +10h +2 / -0
  :#marseyobesescale: :#marseyobesescale: :#marseyobesescale: :#marseyobesescale: :#marseyobesescale: :#marseyobesescale: :#marseyobesescale: :#marseyobesescale: :#marseyobesescale:

massive_fuckwit +1h +8 / -0
> The average American man is also significantly shorter than in 2019 :marseymanlet:
The average American is also significantly fatter than in 2019 :marseychonker2:
We are going to need to combine the BMI and height measurements to make a new measurement called the CUMI, or Cumulative Manlet Index.
:#marseychartgaussian: :#marseychartbar:

  SaveUsUncleTed +9h +3 / -0
  :#marseychartpie:

Homoshrexual +7h +5 / -0
I have a new appreciation for manlets

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-07-06T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/stupidpol seethe about the Chad that made the "Manlet" meme.
URL: {REDDIT: r/stupidpol the_guy_who_made_the_manlet_meme_has_a_tweet}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It’s just so good.
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +14m +6 / -0
u/WeirdoPooner
Are you a pooner or a foid? Is the chad calling you a manlet because you are a woman or a man? :marseysmughips:

  BigBussyHunter +1m +6 / -0
  > Are you a pooner or a foid?
  :marseygiggle:

    lmaoprankt +24m +4 / -0
    :marseyxd:

whyareyou +3h +3 / -0
> It's not even a meme, it's just a fact. I'm a 6'2" man, and the average height for a guy is 5'9", so I'm taller than the average guy by a little over an inch.
> And that is a fact, it's not a meme.
> It's just a fact that I'm taller than the average guy.
> That's a fact.
> And it's not even a meme.
> It's just a fact.
> I'm taller than the average guy.
> That's a fact.
> And it's not even a meme.
> It's just a fact.
> I'm taller than the average guy.
> That's a fact.
> And it's not even a meme.
> It's just a fact.
> I'm taller than the average guy.
> That's a fact.
> And it's not even a meme.
> It's just a fact.
> I'm taller than the average guy.
> That's a fact.
> And it's not even a meme.
> It's just a fact.
> I'm taller than the average guy.
> That's a fact.
> And it's not even a meme.
> It's just a fact.
> I'm taller than the average guy.
> That's a fact.
> And it's not even a meme.
> It's just a

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-05-09T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Woke to the Journoid question :marseyjourno:
URL: {TWEET: TheOmniLiberal}
VOTES: +31 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ConchShell +18m +23 / -0
I can't wait for the day I can see a journo get a real job

  ABC +7m +16 / -0
  They can always go back to being newspaper delivery boys.

    ConchShell +1m +12 / -0
    I don't know if they have the stamina for that anymore

      ABC +1m +12 / -0
      They can always start with the newspaper folding jobs, then move up to delivery.

        Spiderman +1m +7 / -0
        {GIF}

  KoreanDandyKing +2h +3 / -0
  They can become Korean Journo for 300k won a month to write articles about how Kimchis are the best.

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1h +6 / -0
Worst thing is. We need journos. They just need to be different kind of journos. Like gay journos. journos. Or foid journos. journos.

X +10m +5 / -0
:#marseyhesright:

Spiderman +30m +5 / -0
I wish I could see the original tweet

  Dick_Dastardly +1h +6 / -0
  Here you go:
  {IMG}

    Spiderman +1m +3 / -0
    Thanks

  Morewafflesplz +2h +4 / -0
  I’m pretty sure it’s the one where a journo is asking a bunch of people on the street if they would be willing to be on a jury for a high profile murder case and they are all saying no because they don’t trust the media and the justice system.

    Spiderman +1m +3 / -0
    Thank you

  Morewafflesplz +2h +2 / -0
  I’m pretty sure it’s the one where a journo is asking a

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2023-11-03T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Onion makes a joke about the recent school shooting in Georgia. Redditors not happy.
URL: {REDDIT: r/facepalm the_onion_makes_a_joke_about_the_recent_school}
VOTES: +127 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
The Onion:
{YOUTUBE}
Redditors:
{REDDIT: r/facepalm the_onion_makes_a_joke_about_the_recent_school}
> I'm sorry, but I'm not finding this funny.
> I'm not even finding it funny, I'm finding it extremely offensive, and I'm feeling a great deal of rage.
:#soyjaktantrum:
{REDDIT: r/facepalm the_onion_makes_a_joke_about_the_recent_school}
> I'm not even sure why anyone would think this is funny. It's very disrespectful to the victims and their families.
> The Onion has always been a respected news outlet, but this is just not okay. It's like they're trying to make light of a tragedy.
{REDDIT: r/facepalm the_onion_makes_a_joke_about_the_recent_school}
> The Onion has always been a great source of humor, but this is just not funny. It's like they're trying to make light of a tragedy.
> I'm not even sure why anyone would think this is funny. It's very disrespectful to the victims and their families.
> The Onion has always been a respected news outlet, but this is just not okay. It's like they're trying to make light of a tragedy.
{REDDIT: r/facepalm the_onion_makes_a_joke_about_the_recent_school}
> I'm not even sure why anyone would think this is funny. It's very disrespectful to the victims and their families.
> The Onion has always been a respected news outlet, but this is just not okay. It's like they're trying to make light of a tragedy.
> I'm not even sure why anyone would think this is funny. It's very disrespectful to the victims and their families.
:#marseyraging:
{REDDIT: r/facepalm the_onion_makes_a_joke_about_the_recent_school}
> The Onion has always been a great source of humor, but this

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2023-12-03T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/berkeley discusses the moral dilemma of being raped by a man who is also a Zionist. :marseyisiscry:
URL: {REDDIT: r/berkeley what_to_do_if_your_boyfriend_is_a_zionist}
VOTES: +74 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I have a boyfriend who is a Zionist. I've tried to discuss this with him and he told me that he "doesn't see it". I know that he has been to Israel, which makes him complicit in the genocide. I have been raped by him and I don't want to have sex with him anymore. I don't want to break up with him but I don't want to have sex with him. I don't know what to do.
:#marseyfoidretard:
> I think it's important to remember that there are two kinds of Zionists - those who are anti-Palestinian, and those who are pro-Palestinian. I would have a lot more respect for the pro-Palestinian Zionists than the anti-Palestinian ones.
> That said, I don't think it's right to pressure someone into a relationship because of their political beliefs.
:#marseywholesome:
> I think it's important to remember that there are two kinds of Zionists - those who are anti-Palestinian, and those who are pro-Palestinian. I would have a lot more respect for the pro-Palestinian Zionists than the anti-Palestinian ones.
> That said, I don't think it's right to pressure someone into a relationship because of their political beliefs.
:#marseywholesome:
> I feel like you need to be more clear in your communication with your boyfriend. Tell him that you don't want to have sex with him because of his political beliefs. If he continues to have sex with you, you should break up with him.
:#marseywomanmoment2:
> I would also add that there are many ways to be anti-Zionist, and that it's not just about whether or not someone is pro-Palestinian. For example, I'm not pro-Palestinian, but I still believe that Israel should not exist.
> I would also add that there are many ways to be anti-Zionist, and that it's not

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-01-10T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The real life Mr. Beast has decided to give up on his dream of being a millionaire, instead he’s gonna teach you how to make millions by starting your own podcast.
URL: {TWEET: MrBeast}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseysmug2:
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +11 / -0
{IMG}
This is a good time for an old video
{YOUTUBE}

  tejanx +1h +5 / -0
  :marseyxd:
  {MP4}

  NO +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyxdorbit:

KawaiiFembee +1h +8 / -0
{IMG}

  NO +1h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    KawaiiFembee +1h +2 / -0
    :marseybased:

    JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

R +1h +7 / -0
I love how this guy is a total normie
He's just a regular guy, but he has a big personality and he's not afraid to do big things

  NO +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseycringe:

  JohnDevereaux +2h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    R +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

    NO +1h +1 / -0
    :#marseyfuckyou:

  Morewafflesplz +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast: :#marseyautism:

tejanx +3h +2 / -0
I have no idea what’s going on here but I assume it’s a scam:pepeyikes:

Morewafflesplz +3h +1 / -0
This is a good time for an old video
{YOUTUBE}:pepeyikes: :marseyagree::pepeyikes: :marseyagree: :

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-02-05T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit is so fucking lame :marseysnoo: :marseyhammersnoo: :marseyhammersnoo: :marseyhammersnoo:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_not_wanting_to_make_out_with_my_boyfriend}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm a 26 year old guy and I'm in a relationship with a 20 year old girl. We've been together for 2 months now and I feel like I'm the asshole. I've been seeing her for 2 months and we've been together for a month. We've been on two dates and have been on three dates. I've been on one date with her and I've been on two dates with her. I've been on one date with her and I've been on two dates with her. I've been on one date with her and I've been on two dates with her. I've been on one date with her and I've been on two dates with her. I've been on one date with her and I've been on two dates with her. I've been on one date with her and I've been on two dates with her. I've been on one date with her and I've been on two dates with her. I've been on one date with her and I've been on two dates with her. I've been on one date with her and I've been on two dates with her. I've been on one date with her and I've been on two dates with her. I've been on one date with her and I've been on two dates with her. I've been on one date with her and I've been on two dates with her. I've been on one date with her and I've been on two dates with her. I've been on one date with her and I've been on two dates with her. I've been on one date with her and I've been on two dates with her. I've been on one date with her and I've been on two dates with her. I've been on one date with her and I've been on two dates with her. I've been on one date with her and I've been on two dates with her. I've

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-01-07T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjanny2: Janny of r/neoliberal takes a break from moderating to be a teacher. He teaches his students a lesson on how to stand up against the fascist fascist menace known as the Trump administration. :marseyjanny2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/neoliberal a_teachers_guide_to_helping_students_understand}
VOTES: +153 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2:
It’s hard to believe that this is a real person that actually exists, but it is.
COMMENTS:
X +6m +164 / -1
{IMG}
:#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl:

  X +1m +109 / -1
  !chuds lmao
  > We are all so proud of you and your students for taking a stand against fascism!
  {IMG}
  :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl: :#marseyemojirofl:

    cyberdick +28m +78 / -1
    {IMG}
    !chuds :marseyxd:
    https://media1.tenor.com/m/PGgkX667OzgAAAAd/soyjak-soyjakyell.gif

      X +2m +56 / -1
      the absolute state of reddit jannies :marseyemojirofl:
      {IMG}
      {IMG}
      {IMG}
      {IMG}

        cyberdick +3m +45 / -1
        :#marseyreportmaxxer2:

          X +3m +28 / -1
          i tried but i only got a warning :marseygiveup:

        Tonberry +4h +21 / -0
        > {IMG}
        :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd:

        WayOut +8h +17 / -0
        > {IMG}
        He is a 48 year old man.

        Tonberry +4h +15 / -0
        > {IMG}
        :

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2023-07-14T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The boy who cried transgender :marseytrans2:
URL: {TWEET: AMorphousMeme}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
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COMMENTS:
X +11m +10 / -0
:#marseyxd: that kid was pretty lucky lol

  Ladytroon +1h +4 / -0
  I was never bullied but I was always the biggest nerdy dork in the school and I always got some of the best grades in the class.
  I don’t think I would’ve made it in todays world, but the old fashioned bullying and the love of my teachers got me through.

89wc +2h +3 / -0
this is how it should have been handled, 10/10

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +22m +2 / -0
Transracial kids are valided

  Morewafflesplz +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

Ducky +3h +2 / -0
> [I was a gay kid in high school. I had a few friends tell me to suck it up and get over it. Then I went to college and met a bunch of new friends who were accepting of me. The difference was a lot of my friends in high school were just being mean to me. The new friends were nice and accepting. I'm glad I met the new friends.]({TWEET: 34304531})
This is such a common story. Yet the same people always blame “bullying” and not the fact that they are annoying.eded

  Morewafflesplz +35m +2 / -0
  > I'm glad I met the new friends.
  :#marseywrongthonk:ed

  ThousandBestLives +1h +1 / -0
  I had a lot of friends who were just being mean to me and I still made it, how can people who have no friends be so sure they'd have done better if they'd just been friends?ed

ThousandBestLives +4h +2 / -0
>be me
>everyone hates me

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-01-13T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Just got my first paycheck from my new job and I’m currently on the phone with a therapist :marseywomanmoment2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes just_got_my_first_paycheck_from_my_new_job_and_im}
VOTES: +124 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm 34 and had a really tough childhood with a lot of abuse. I never really got a chance to process my childhood because I was always working to survive. I ended up having a lot of trauma that I didn't know how to deal with. I had a long period of unemployment, and I was struggling with my mental health. I was going to therapy and was on medication to help me deal with it. I was also struggling with money. I was on disability and had some savings, but I was worried about how I was going to make ends meet. I was also dealing with a lot of health issues.
> I recently got a job and I'm really happy with it. I've been working hard and I'm really enjoying the work. I just got my first paycheck and it was a lot more than I expected. I was really happy about it, but I also felt a lot of anxiety. I was worried about how I was going to spend the money and how I was going to manage my finances. I was also worried about how I was going to use the money to improve my life. I was really struggling with the anxiety and I was worried that I was going to make bad decisions with the money.
> I decided to call my therapist and talk to her about it. She helped me to realize that I was feeling anxious because I was worried about how I was going to use the money. She helped me to realize that I needed to take a step back and think about what I really wanted to do with the money. She helped me to realize that I needed to take care of myself and make sure that I was taking care of my mental health. She helped me to realize that I needed to take care of my physical health as well. She helped me to realize that I needed to take care of my relationships as well.
> She helped me to realize that I needed to take care of myself and make sure that I was taking care of my mental health. She helped me to realize that I needed to take care

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-05-24T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors who believe they are oppressed and marginalized :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: :marseysoylentgrin: are mad that some shitty Chinese company is making millions of dollars selling a shitty Chinese product. :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient: :marseyjewoftheorient:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Snapchat is_anyone_else_annoyed_that_chinese_app_is_making}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +4 / -0
I don't know why they would care. It's not like Snapchat is a good product

  Morewafflesplz +1h +1 / -0
  I guess it’s because they think that if we don’t support their shitty product then no one will..
  So if they can convince all the little kids to boycott Snapchat then they’ll be able to sell their shitty product to all those kids.

    Dramamine +4m +1 / -0
    I just think it's funny that they're trying to do a boycott for a Chinese company and it's the only product that the kids are using. This will be like 50 kids that are going to quit snapchat

SpookyFartMan69 +36m +2 / -0
>>It's not even good compared to what snapchat is offering. I think the only reason they're popular is because it's the only app available in China.
Lmao :marseycope:.

  Morewafflesplz +1h +3 / -0
  > I think the only reason they're popular is because it's the only app available in China.
  This is actually true.
  All of the other social media apps are banned in China. It’s why all the Chinese people I’ve met over the years all speak english because they have to communicate with foreigners over the internet..
  It’s also why they are all pretty racist towards the Chinese because they have all been taught the Chinese are lazy, stupid, and corrupt by their Chinese friends and family that live in China.

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-06-07T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Tariq Nasheed calls out the Chuds on r/Conservative for not taking his word for it on the recent Kang who assaulted a white guy in a Michigan mall. :dasrite:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Conservative the_michigan_mall_attacker_was_not_an_urban}
VOTES: +89 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:dasrite: “I called him a kang, he’s a kang, and he’s an urban youth.”
:#chudseethe: “Nah, dude.”
:#dasrite: “He was an urban youth, and I called him a kang.”
:#chudseethe: “Nah, dude.”
:#dasrite: “Why you disagreeing with me, nigga? I called him a kang, he’s a kang, and he’s an urban youth.”
:#chudseethe: “Nah, dude.”
:#dasrite: “Yeah, nigga, he’s a kang.”
:#chudseethe: “Nah, dude.”
:#dasrite: “Yeah, nigga, he’s a kang.”
:#chudseethe: “Nah, dude.”
:#dasrite: “Yeah, nigga, he’s a kang.”
:#chudseethe: “Nah, dude.”
:#dasrite: “Yeah, nigga, he’s a kang.”
:#chudseethe: “Nah, dude.”
:#dasrite: “Yeah, nigga, he’s a kang.”
:#chudseethe: “Nah, dude.”
:#dasrite: “Yeah, nigga, he’s a kang.”
:#chudseethe: “Nah, dude.”
:#dasrite: “Yeah, nigga, he’s a kang.”
:#chudseethe: “Nah, dude.”
:#dasrite: “Yeah, nigga, he’s a kang.”
:#chudseethe: “Nah, dude.”
:#dasrite: “Yeah, nigga, he’s a kang.”
:#chudseethe: “Nah, dude.”
:#dasrite: “Yeah, nigga, he’s a kang.”
:#chudseethe: “Nah, dude.”
:#dasrite: “Yeah, nigga, he’s a kang.”
:#chudseethe: “Nah

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AUTHOR: Morewafflesplz
DATE: 2024-09-10T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The man who just made a billion dollars in one day thanks the Jews for letting him have his money. The Jews seethe.
URL: {TWEET: RichardHanania}
VOTES: +105 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
H +3m +112 / -0
He just made a billion dollars in one day and he still hates Jews. How could he be so wrong?

  Awoo +10m +47 / -0
  He's a white supremacist. He'll never love Jews.

    ElverGalarga +2h +30 / -0
    He's a Jew
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Hanania
    > Hanania was born in 1990 in New York City. He is of Lebanese descent and grew up in the Hasidic community.
    > He is the son of a Palestinian American mother and an Orthodox Jewish father of Lebanese descent.[5][6][7] Hanania's mother is Palestinian American and lives in New Jersey.[7] Hanania grew up in the Hasidic community in New York City,[8] and attended a Jewish school.[9] He was raised Jewish.[10]
    > Hanania was raised in the Hasidic community in New York City.[8] He attended a Jewish school and was raised Jewish.[10] Hanania studied at the City University of New York, graduating with a Bachelor of Arts in history and philosophy in 2013.[11][12] He studied at New York University, graduating with a Master of Arts in political philosophy in 2016.[13] He earned a PhD in political philosophy from the University of Chicago in 2020.[14]

      H +1h +18 / -0
      :#marseyxd:

      jimmycrack +9h +3 / -0
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      aminobastard +1h +2 / -0
      lol, lmao even!

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +8h +5 / -0
  He’s a Lebanese Christian, he’s not allowed to love Jews.

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2024-02-02T12Z
HOLE: sports
TITLE: :marseyflagpakistan: celebrates being the first country to beat India in cricket :marseyflagpakistan:
URL: {TWEET: i}
VOTES: +38 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!bharatiya
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cyberdick +8m +24 / -0
:#marseyrave:
I know @Sasanka_of_Gauda has a :marseyflagpakistan: gf so he'll be happy

  Sasanka_of_Gauda +1h +12 / -0
  I hope so :marseypraying:

  cyberdick +2h +7 / -0
  @sasanka_of_gauda {TWEET: i}
  :marseyxd:

    Sasanka_of_Gauda +14m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

    tiptopkitkat +1h +3 / -0
    I am sorry to say that you are not as funny as you think you are.

      cyberdick +1h +2 / -0
      :marseyshapiro:

WildStar +14m +15 / -0
Why are they so mad about winning? I mean, it's cricket, it's not like it's a life or death situation :marseyconfused:

  cyberdick +2m +17 / -0
  Its life and death for a paki, they have nothing to lose

    Sasanka_of_Gauda +1h +10 / -0
    Lol I remember there was a guy who was talking about how the paki cricket team had been bullied by the bhangideshi one. I was like wtf isn't that your neighbor? And he said no its not ours, they are ours. :marseyxd: Pakis still think they own Bangladesh.

      Raiden +2h +5 / -0
      They own Balochistan and no one can stop them

  Morpheuswipe +11m +10 / -0
  They don't really care about winning that much, it's just funny to make Indians angry

    Raiden +3

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-06-07T17Z
HOLE: sports
TITLE: Tariq Nasheed is mad that a black athlete is more successful than him
URL: {TWEET: tariqnasheed}
VOTES: +28 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: tariqnasheed}
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COMMENTS:
asshole +3m +12 / -0
Is Tariq Nasheed an expert in something?

  Morpheuswipe +2m +23 / -0
  He's an expert on race relations

    asshole +3m +10 / -0
    I'm not saying he's wrong, butt I'm just not sure I trust that he's an expert

      Morpheuswipe +3m +12 / -0
      He's an expert on race relations

        asshole +1m +14 / -0
        :#marseyschizonotes:

          BigBussyHunter +3m +13 / -0
          :#marseynotes: Me writing down all the things Tariq Nasheed has to say about race relations

  Dramamine +1h +4 / -0
  He's an expert at being a grifter

    asshole +1h +2 / -0
    I dont know if I trust him enough to be an expert on that

      Dramamine +10m +4 / -0
      I trust him to grift more than he grifts :#marseygrilling2:

    JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
    >grifter
    You mean a high-value man?

  JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

  KennyWinker +1h +2 / -0
  He's an expert on whatever he can get paid to talk about

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
  Black people

Dramamine +1h +4 / -0
I think Tariq Nasheed was talking about Lamar Jackson and his high school football team and his mediocre NFL career. I'm not sure why Tariq is getting so butthurt about this.

  Morpheuswipe +17

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2024-02-20T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack:

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-11-18T23Z
HOLE: sandshit
TITLE: The first US troops are arriving in Israel to ‘reinforce’ the Jewish state as fears grow over Iran’s missile attack
URL: {TWEET: CNN}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!jidf
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +10m +14 / -0
I hope they let us rape the local foids :#marseypraying:

  corp +13m +12 / -0
  >let
  :#marseysmughips:

  Morpheuswipe +4m +9 / -0
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    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +5 / -0
    :#marseybooba:

    Lv999_Slime_God +1h +3 / -0
    I hope I'm not drafted to go die in the desert. I'd be so sad if that happened

  Unbroken +13m +4 / -0
  Don't worry they will.

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseypraying:

dude_pussy_lmao +23m +6 / -0
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Redactor0 +3h +3 / -0
There's no reason for them to do this. Israel has enough weapons to fight a war against Iran right now. And they have the best air force in the world, the only thing that can beat it is a nuclear weapon and there's no reason to think Iran is ready for that.
The only reason for this is to show the world that the US is ready to sacrifice American lives if they have to. That's what it's all about, we're going to kill a lot of American kids for the Jews.

  Morpheuswipe +1m +3 / -0
  They're just being sent to reinforce the base in Tel Aviv

    Redactor0 +6m +3 / -0
    This is such an obvious lie. If you want to reinforce a base then you send in troops. If you want to send in troops then you announce that you're sending in troops. But they don't do either. They do this little thing where they send

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-05-25T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybong: are finally realising the real reason :marseytrain: are so common in their country
URL: {TWEET: WokeHippy}
VOTES: +122 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2025-02-03T22Z
HOLE: bongland
TITLE: The Government and the courts have just got a lot more powerful and less accountable
URL: {TWEET: uksupremecourt}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!britbongs
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COMMENTS:
KawaiiFembee +56m +4 / -0
:marseyqueenlizard: : "You may not do this thing"
:soyjaktantrum: : "BUT WHY NOT?!?"
:marseyqueenlizard: : "Because I said so."
:soyjaktantrum: : "But I don't understand why you're being so authoritarian!"
:marseyqueenlizard: : "I have no obligation to explain my reasoning to you."

  Haberdasher +2h +1 / -0
  It's the courts, not the government. So yes, it's 'because I said so' but it's also 'because I'm an impartial judge and not part of the government'.

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +2m +2 / -0
Bongland is over. Time to move to new world

  Morpheuswipe +1m +4 / -0
  You're not missing much

  R +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:
  I'm not moving to America though, I have standards :marseyindignant:

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +23m +1 / -0
    Bongland is new world. It just has weird accent

      R +5m +2 / -0
      >I'm not moving to america though, I have standards
      >I'm moving to bongland though, it's the same thing with a different accent
      :marseyconfused2:

        BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +2 / -0
        >I'm not moving to america though, I have standards
        >I'm moving to bongland though, it's the same thing with a different accent
        >i have standards
        :marseyconfused2:cott

          R +1m +2 / -0
          :marse

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2024-07-25T17Z
HOLE: pol
TITLE: :marseyelonmusk: "We're not talking about 2020, 2024 is a totally different election"
URL: {TWEET: elonmusk}
VOTES: +34 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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:#marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +23 / -0
Elon is retarded but I will always love him for dunking on the Biden campaign with that one tweet

  Morpheuswipe +1m +17 / -0
  He's still got it
  {TWEET: elonmusk}
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    peepeehands +3m +14 / -0
    is that an AI generated image lol

      Morpheuswipe +1m +17 / -0
      It's the actual picture of the "free speech activist" he's talking about
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        peepeehands +3m +16 / -0
        :#marseyxd:

      X +1m +13 / -0
      no

  asshole +14m +9 / -0
  > Elon is retarded
  {GIF}

  Freak-Off +4h +3 / -0
  I don't know what this is about but I support Elon 100%

    peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
    {TWEET: elonmusk}

      Freak-Off +3m +3 / -0
      Lmao. That's just wrong.

TheProphet +1h +9 / -0
> We're not talking about 2020
:#marseytrumptalking:

  Freak-Off +3h +2 / -0
  Trump would have won in 2020 if he ran a better campaign.

    TheProphet +48m +3 / -0
    The pandemic gave Biden a big boost in the polls. It was always going to be an uphill battle for Trump.
    I mean, there's a reason he didn't even bother running in 2020.

Dramamine +1h +7 / -0
He's not wrong. The

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2024-11-13T23Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: Total fucking retard tries to make a point about Elden Ring but fails because he didn't understand the game
URL: {TWEET: yungmadx}
VOTES: +97 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
LiterallyShaking +7m +86 / -1
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>100% complete
>still can't beat Malenia

  SupremeShitposter +2h +25 / -1
  You mean the bitch with the high jump?

    LiterallyShaking +13m +24 / -1
    Yes. I beat her in 40 minutes. I was playing on normal and had to do it three times because I kept forgetting to turn the cutscene music off before loading her save.

      SupremeShitposter +2h +12 / -1
      That music is fucking awful. I guess its not that bad when its over. But I kept hearing it in my head after playing that level.

      TheColonel +1h +7 / -1
      I had to do it like 15 times because I kept forgetting to turn off the one hit kill.

      SupremeShitposter +2h +7 / -1
      I had to beat her a few times because I kept forgetting to turn the cutscene music off before loading her save.

      SupremeShitposter +2h +7 / -1
      I beat her in 40 minutes. I was playing on normal and had to do it three times because I kept forgetting to turn the cutscene music off before loading

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-01-10T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why is it so hard for people to accept that the LGBTQ+ community is a minority?
URL: {REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions why_is_it_so_hard_for_people_to_accept_that_the}
VOTES: +138 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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> [Because the majority are homophobic and transphobic. They’re the ones who won’t accept the LGBT community as equal and will never let them be fully accepted.]({REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions why_is_it_so_hard_for_people_to_accept_that_the})
>> The "majority" isn't homophobic or transphobic, it's just that people who are homophobic and transphobic have a larger voice. But that doesn't mean they're in the majority.
>>> Maybe in America, but in Europe and the Middle East? The majority is homophobic and transphobic.
>>>> The majority of people in Europe and the Middle East are homophobic and transphobic. That’s not what the question is asking though.
>>>>> The question is asking why people can’t accept that LGBT is a minority. The answer is that the majority of people are homophobic and transphobic. You seem to be confused about what the question is.
>>>>>> The question is asking why people can’t accept that LGBT is a minority. The answer is that the majority of people are homophobic and transphobic. You seem to be confused about what the question is.
>>>>>>> The question is asking why people can’t accept that LGBT is a minority. The answer is that the majority of people are homophobic and transphobic. You seem to be confused about what the question is.
>>>>>>>> The question is asking why people can’t accept that LGBT is a minority. The answer is that the majority of people are homophobic and transphobic. You seem to be confused about what the question is.
>>>>>>>>> The question is asking why people can’t accept that LGBT is a minority. The answer is that the majority of people are homophobic and transphobic. You seem to be confused about what the question is.
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> [Because a lot of people have been brainwashed into thinking that the LGBTQ+ community is the majority, so they think that they are normal and not a minority.]({REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions why_is_it_so

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-06-05T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: and :marseychingchong: collide on rdrama
URL: {REDDIT: r/facepalm it_is_their_culture}
VOTES: +105 / -0
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> :marseychingchong: It’s the same as men walking around with a fistful of money in their hands. They feel comfortable doing that. It’s not the same as me walking around with my wallet, purse or bag where I’m storing all my money. It’s cultural and it’s not a crime or a problem.
> :marseytrans2: I have a huge problem with this. Not only is it a crime it's also dangerous for the women that are walking around and have to worry about getting assaulted because of this.
> :marseychingchong: It’s not a crime. It’s cultural. If you don’t like it, you can leave.
> :marseytrain: So you don’t care about the women who are getting assaulted? What if it’s your daughter? I’m sure you care about her safety.
> :marseychingchong: No, I don’t care about your daughter. If you do, you can teach her not to be a whore and not to carry cash with her.
> :marseytrain: I'm sorry, but this is a disgusting comment and I will report it.
> :marseychingchong: I’m not a disgusting person. I’m not the one who is walking around with a fistful of money in my hand. I’m the one who is not comfortable with that. I’m not the one who is getting assaulted. I’m not the one who is getting raped. I’m not the one who is getting killed. I’m not the one who is getting robbed. I’m not the one who is getting murdered. I’m not the one who is getting raped. I’m not the one who is getting killed. I’m not the one who is getting robbed. I’m not the one who is getting murdered. I’m not the one who is getting raped. I’m not the one who is getting killed. I’m not the one who is getting robbed. I’m not the one who is getting murdered. I’m not the one who is getting raped.

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2022-07-21T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Twitter Files just dropped
URL: https://www.foxnews.com/media/twitter-sent-ukraines-state-department-adviser-josh-rufo-50000-legal-bill-after-report-dismantled-social-justice-program
VOTES: +154 / -2
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  carpathianflorist +2m +112 / -0
  I’d like to see the ACLU try to fuck with a real journalist who has sources who have sources.

    Enrico_Motassa +2m +66 / -0
    They don't need to fuck with him. They can just keep ignoring him and he'll run out of money.

      carpathianflorist +1m +42 / -0
      Yeah but they’ll never ignore him. They’ll never let him go. This is their core function.

        Enrico_Motassa +2m +47 / -0
        As long as he's not threatening the current regime he'll be fine. The ACLU is pretty much just a corporate shill at this point.

          carpathianflorist +1m +34 / -0
          I’m not sure how anyone can defend this. Is there anything else he can do besides file lawsuits? And is it even possible to get a social media platform to be held liable for speech? The ACLU is a fucking joke.

            Enrico_Motassa +2m +25 / -0
            The ACLU is a joke. They've been a joke for awhile. They used to be the good guys, but now they're just mouthpieces for corporations that want to avoid any accountability.

              zombiecel +2h +11 / -0
              ACLU is a private company sweaty. They can do whatever they want. :marseynails:

              degorius +3h +7 / -0
              I always thought they were a joke, but at the same time I never really interacted with them. I've always thought they were an organization for people who didn't want to join the ABA and wanted

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2024-03-24T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marse

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2022-12-01T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyqueen:Queen's funeral attendance numbers are in
URL: {TWEET: DailyMail}
VOTES: +128 / -1
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> The Queen's funeral in London attracted a record 2,000 members of the public in line to pay their respects, with another 100,000 lining the streets, the BBC reports.
> The BBC said the queue to see the Queen's coffin in Westminster Hall was longer than that for Queen Elizabeth's funeral in 1952 - when there were 850 people in line.
> It said the queue for King Charles' coronation was 350 people long.
> The Queen's coffin was carried on a gun carriage through central London on Monday, before being taken to Westminster Hall for the lying-in-state.
> The Queen's funeral is set to take place on Monday.
> The line of the public began forming outside Westminster Hall at about 9am on Tuesday.
> The crowd is expected to swell as the day progresses, with thousands of people expected to attend the Queen's funeral at Westminster Abbey on Monday.
> The BBC said it had only been possible to count the number of people at the queue as the line began to move through the gates.
> The line for the lying-in-state of Queen Elizabeth II in 1952 was 850 people long, while the line for King Charles' coronation was 350 people long.
> The Queen's coffin is currently in Westminster Hall, where the public can pay their respects to her.
> The coffin will be moved to Westminster Abbey on Monday, where the Queen's funeral will take place.
> The Queen's funeral will be attended by the Royal Family, politicians, heads of state and other dignitaries.
> The Queen's funeral will be broadcast live on television and radio.
> The Queen's funeral will be attended by the Royal Family, politicians, heads of state and other dignitaries.
> The Queen's funeral will be broadcast live on television and radio.
> The Queen's funeral will be attended by the Royal Family, politicians, heads of state and other dignitaries.
> The Queen's funeral will be broadcast live on television and radio.
> The Queen's funeral will be attended by the Royal Family, politicians

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2024-03-19T16Z
HOLE: vidya
TITLE: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagitaly: :marseyflagitaly:
URL: {TWEET: MarioBersani}
VOTES: +61 / -0
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        SaveUsUncleTed +1h +15 / -0
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    no lmao. the bongs are not as fun

      ShriekingGeek +7m +9 / -0
      I didn't mean the fun part

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  >bong gets mentioned
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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-05-23T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybong: man accused of :marseyfans: gets arrested for making a :marseylibleft: meme
URL: {TWEET: libsoftiktok}
VOTES: +117 / -0
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> A 33-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of making a ‘racist’ and ‘sexist’ meme.
> A South Wales Police spokesman said: “A 33-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of making a racist and sexist meme.
> “Officers were made aware of the post on social media and arrested a man in his 30s who lives in the Rhondda Cynon Taf area of south Wales.
> “The post was shared with a number of other people, including members of the public, and has been reported to the police.
> “The investigation is ongoing, and a decision will be made on whether to charge the man or not.
> “We would like to reassure the public that we take all reports of hate crime very seriously and will take action where necessary.”
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DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +103 / -0
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  BigBussyHunter +1h +48 / -0
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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-07-27T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Co-op's new rainbow logo is controversial for being "toxic" and "focusing on woke issues"
URL: https://www.irishtimes.com/business/retail/2023/07/27/co-op-rainbow-logo-controversial
VOTES: +15 / -0
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> The Co-op’s new rainbow logo has been met with some controversy, with critics saying the logo focuses on “woke” issues and that it is “toxic”.
> The new rainbow logo is part of the Co-op’s “rebrand” that was announced in May. The rainbow logo will be used on its packaging and the company has said it will be rolled out to all 379 Co-op stores and to its website.
> The new logo has been criticised by some users on social media. A Twitter user wrote: “The new rainbow Co-op logo is terrible. Woke issues are not popular with the majority of people and the logo is toxic.”
> Another Twitter user wrote: “The Co-op’s new rainbow logo is a step too far.”
> The Co-op’s new logo was designed by a marketing agency called The Brand Factory. The agency said the new logo was designed to “celebrate the Co-op’s 150-year heritage”.
> The Co-op’s new logo was also met with criticism by some users on Instagram. One user wrote: “The new Co-op logo is not what I expected. I’m disappointed.”
> The Co-op’s new logo was also criticised by some users on Facebook. One user wrote: “The new Co-op logo is not what I expected. I’m disappointed.”
> The Co-op has said it is “delighted” with the response to the new logo and that it is “excited” to see it rolled out across the country.
> The Co-op’s new logo will be used on its packaging and will be rolled out to all 379 Co-op stores and to its website. The company has said it is “excited” to see the new logo rolled out across the country.
> The Co-op’s new logo was designed by a marketing agency called The Brand Factory. The agency said the new logo was designed to “celebrate the Co-op’s 150-year heritage”.
> The Co-op’s new logo was

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-01-24T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblack: :marseyburger: :marseytrain: :marseyfloyd: :marseykyle:
URL: {TWEET: realdonaldtrump}
VOTES: +138 / -1
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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-09-06T08Z
HOLE: sports
TITLE: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack:
URL: {TWEET: JKEllisWriter}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
WeThreeKweens +1h +13 / -0
!football :#marseyemojirofl:

  Morpheuswipe +17m +7 / -0
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  X +1m +6 / -0
  lol i thought the stadium was in England

    WeThreeKweens +6m +6 / -0
    I did too :marseybrainlet: :marseyitsover:

X +1m +10 / -0
:#marseyxd:

DestoryerCarbine +1m +5 / -0
Soccer

  Morpheuswipe +2m +6 / -0
  :marseyakshually: it's American football

    DestoryerCarbine +1m +4 / -0
    It's footbal

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2022-12-05T22Z
HOLE: sports
TITLE: There's a new contender for the 'weakest sports fan' title
URL: {TWEET: DeanOfOxford}
VOTES: +107 / -2
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ConchShell +7m +74 / -0
Lmao. He is a full on :marseyattentionseeker:

  Morpheuswipe +4m +83 / -0
  I think it's pretty clear it's a publicity stunt. I just hope they never find his real name

    Patrice +40m +42 / -0
    It’s a British man with a fake Oxford degree who is a comedian that does a bit where he’s a meme professor so it’s just a joke
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_of_Oxford

      Morpheuswipe +12m +37 / -0
      Oh that's a relief, I thought it was a legit guy for some reason. I'd hate to see them get doxed and then have to look at the real Oxford university's page

        Patrice +3m +20 / -0
        He’s a Canadian too, it’s all a joke

    DickButtKiss +3h +5 / -0
    I don't get it. What's the point of pretending to be a professor? Is this just a joke?

      jacksonpollocks +1h +9 / -0
      It's a "comedian" in Britain

        DickButtKiss +4m +5 / -0
        Oh lol. I see the satire now

        Sphereserf3232 +1h +4 / -0
        I thought there were no comedians in Bongland? :marseyscared:

          jacksonpollocks +8h +3 / -0
          I'm sure there are some, but this guy is a meme

      Morpheuswipe +6h +1 / -0
      He's a comedian. He's not actually a professor

    coned +3h +3 / -0
    i hope they do and he's exposed as a huge dumb loser

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-11-22T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain:

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-09-25T17Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseyflagpoland:Poland's new president has been elected after one of the biggest electoral frauds in modern history :marseyflagpoland:
URL: {TWEET: disclosetv}
VOTES: +91 / -1
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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-09-20T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Welsh government have turned all the street signs in a town into Welsh. The Welsh people are not happy
URL: {TWEET: TheWelshGuard}
VOTES: +226 / -2
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Szechenyi +2m +193 / -1
I don't know if they're making a big deal out of nothing, or if this is a way to subtly encourage people to move to the city :marseythinkorino:

  Morpheuswipe +3m +151 / -1
  It's a tourist town so I think they just want to look Welsh

    Szechenyi +1m +102 / -1
    I can imagine it's frustrating to be in a tourist town and your own language not be used :marseyshrug:

      W +3h +52 / -1
      >It's a tourist town so I think they just want to look Welsh
      :marseydisagree:
      >I can imagine it's frustrating to be in a tourist town and your own language not be used
      :marseyagreefast:

      |V|askerade +5h +24 / -1
      Yeah but it's not like they don't get any use of it. There's a reason most of them don't speak it.

      usernaw +11h +13 / -1
      but i thought they wanted to be english :marseyconfused:

    Geralt_of_Uganda +41m +66 / -1
    > It's a tourist town so I think they just want to look Welsh
    This is just another example of how the Welsh are in fact English :marseyshapiro:

      |V|askerade +4h +17 / -1
      It's a Welsh town and people in Wales are all English.

    911roofer +1h +16 / -1
    I hate the Welsh. They’re not even human.

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-06-06T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblack: :marseyflaguk: :marseyelonmusk: :marseyprotestno: :marseyprotestyes: :marseyprotestyes:
URL: {TWEET: elonmusk}
VOTES: +161 / -1
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BrasilIguana +1m +148 / -0
>He's 100% right
:#marseyhesright:

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  Grue +1h +19 / -0
  This is why I don’t have a twitter account

    HOTEP +1h +30 / -0
    > This is why I don’t have a twitter account
    :#marseybluechecktalking:

      Grue +14m +21 / -0
      :#marseyshapiro:

    BrasilIguana +3m +24 / -0
    Imagine not having a twitter account
    :#marseyxd:

      Grue +2m +14 / -0
      :marseyhesright:

      userturkey13 +10h +3 / -0
      :#marseygiveup:

        BrasilIguana +2h +3 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:

    lmaoreddit +1h +5 / -0
    Same, but I've never seen a good reason not to have a Reddit account

      Grue +1m +5 / -0
      It’s too easy to get perma’d, and the userbase is fucking weird

        lmaoreddit +1m +12 / -0

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-11-13T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytunaktunak: man of the people :marseyflagpakistan: tries to save the youth of his country from being groomed by the West
URL: {TWEET: ishtiaqshahzad}
VOTES: +87 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
X +1m +58 / -0
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  2DBussy +3h +14 / -0
  >wouldn't even notice her
  :#marseyxd:

    X +3m +15 / -0
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      2DBussy +4m +14 / -0
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    JohnDevereaux +2h +9 / -0
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  JohnDevereaux +5h +8 / -0
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    X +6m +7 / -0
    :#marseyxd: i thought the same

  BussydoFollower +8h +5 / -0
  It's the foid's fault. If you go outside you will encounter foids.

  Hoes_mad +11h +4 / -0
  It's not his fault. He's a manlet

  DriesRoelvink +13h +3 / -0
  :marseymanlet:

peepeehands +1m +53 / -0
:#marseywould:

  X +3m +32 / -0
  :#marseywouldnt:

    jesus +1h +16 / -0
    :#marseyshy3:

      X +3m +15

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2024-02-20T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybongcop: :marseyflagpakistan: :marseymerchant:
URL: {TWEET: visegrad24}
VOTES: +61 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-06-06T14Z
HOLE: chinchilla
TITLE: My cat is a big fan of the :marseytrain:s
URL: {TWEET: TheMemespotter}
VOTES: +121 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
dramasexual +5m +115 / -0
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  wampus +14m +44 / -0
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  Morpheuswipe +3m +32 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +50m +12 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +4h +10 / -0
  The 1980s were the most dramatic time in history

  bibbobnotabot +4h +6 / -0
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  asshole +1h +5 / -0
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  W +5h +3 / -0
  This is the only video I've ever watched with subtitles, and I wish I hadn't.

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  BigBlackCockatiel +1h +11 / -0
  :#marseypikachu2:
  It's literally the same picture.
  You just cropped it differently.

    DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +2m +11 / -0
    yeah because I know when I post on rdrama.net the browser automatically turns all the pictures into trans-flag gifs so I cropped it to the trans-flag :#marseytransflag2:

      BigBlackCockatiel +14m +7 / -0
      Oh that's actually clever.

      smolchickentenders +2h +4 / -0
      :#marseythinkorino:

    Morpheuswipe +1h +4 / -0
    That's the one in the middle though

      BigBlackCockatiel +10m +4 / -0
      :#marseys

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-06-12T15Z
HOLE: sports
TITLE: :marseybong: footballer tries to bribe a referee with a bottle of whiskey, gets caught and banned for 4 months
URL: https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/football/reddington-suspended-for-four-months-for-offering-referee-a-bottle-of-whiskey/ar-AA1cQjZd
VOTES: +11 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Scottish League Two club East Kilbride striker Darren Reddington has been suspended for four months after offering a referee a bottle of whiskey.
> Reddington was playing for East Kilbride against Stirling Albion in the Scottish League Two on Saturday when the incident occurred.
> The 23-year-old was banned for four months and fined £2,000 for his actions.
> He was also ordered to attend a Football Scotland anti-corruption education course.
> East Kilbride manager John Colquhoun said: “I would like to apologise on behalf of the club and the players for the actions of Darren Reddington.
> “This has been a shocking incident and one which has no place within the game.
> “The club is cooperating fully with the investigation and we are looking to take any further action the Scottish FA may deem appropriate.
> “We are also looking to take action internally and will be looking at the whole incident to see what we can learn and how we can improve.
> “We would also like to apologise to all the fans who were watching the game on Saturday night.”
> Reddington scored 32 goals in 59 appearances for East Kilbride last season.
!football
COMMENTS:
AverageBen10Enjoyer +2m +5 / -0
I'd do it for free.

X +2m +4 / -0
:#marseydrunk:y

  Morpheuswipe +2m +4 / -0
  :#marseydrunk:
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    AverageBen10Enjoyer +4m +3 / -0
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    He's a good lad. I wonder if the bottle was whiskey or water?

      Morpheuswipe +3m +3 / -0
      >He's a good lad
      It's a good job they caught him before he was able

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-09-09T15Z
HOLE: kino
TITLE: New Willem Dafoe movie about one of the most important civil rights activists you've never heard of
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +102 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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BARD_BOT +14m +60 / -0
Man I hope it's not like the last 100 or so movies he's been in. Every single one of those has been boring as fuck. I wonder what his ratio of movies he's in to good movies is?

  Morpheuswipe +5m +40 / -0
  I just can't help myself when I see him in something. I'll be disappointed in this one but he's been in so many great movies I'll probably watch it anyway

    BARD_BOT +10m +23 / -0
    I have the same problem, I'll go see it no matter how bad it is. That's how I was able to enjoy the witcher movie

    Redactor0 +1h +10 / -0
    He's in the best of the Star Trek movies as well. :marseyspock:

      TheAudacityOfCope +15h +4 / -0
      he’s in all of them

  TheOverSeether +2h +8 / -0
  He's been in 100 movies?!
  :#marseyshook:
  He's been in 40, but I agree that he's overrated.

    BARD_BOT +3m +8 / -0
    99

  Unfunnyandundramatic +1h +6 / -0
  It's worse than that. He's the main character in most of those movies. The other characters in those movies are just there to be Willem Dafoe's sidekick.

  Platyfiend +1h +4 / -0
  If you ever watched it, which ones were good?

    BARD_BOT +40m +5 / -

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2022-11-17T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybong: :marseytrain: asks why the :marseybong: :marseytrain: in America have a better life
URL: {TWEET: libsoftiktok}
VOTES: +103 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [This is why I say we need to just let them have their way with the kids. We all know what the end game is]({TWEET: Catturd2})
>> [It’s what they want and they are willing to fight for it. They will keep pushing until they get their way. At least they are honest.]({TWEET: libsoftiktok})
>>> [At least they are honest.]({TWEET: libsoftiktok})
>>>> [at least they are honest]({TWEET: libsoftiktok})
:#marseyhesright:
> [In the UK, I had a job where I had to work with men who were really into women’s lingerie. They were so into it, they’d go to London to buy it. They’d wear it and masturbate in front of the store window. That’s how I found out they were into it]({TWEET: Bannockburn91})
:#marseywoodchipper2:
> [Y'all don't get it. They are talking about the adults, not the kids]({TWEET: libsoftiktok})
>> [They’re talking about the kids. The UK doesn’t allow trans ideology to be taught to children.]({TWEET: libsoftiktok})
>>> [It’s not being taught. The UK doesn’t allow people to indoctrinate children. That’s why they’re talking about the adults.]({TWEET: libsoftiktok})
>>>> [They're talking about the children. The UK doesn't allow trans ideology to be taught to children.]({TWEET: libsoftiktok})
>>>>> [They’re talking about the adults. The UK doesn’t allow trans ideology to be taught to children. They’re talking about the adults. The UK doesn’t allow trans ideology to be taught to children.]({TWEET: libsoftiktok})
:#marseytransrentfree:
> [Can’t believe this is even a debate]({TWEET: lib

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2024-02-26T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New 'toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +123 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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COMMENTS:
X +4m +85 / -1
lol
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!football :marseyxd:

  Marseys_In_Boots +17m +45 / -1
  {IMG}

    X +4m +42 / -1
    lmao i'm not a football fan but i'm pretty sure i'd still be able to tell a player's nationality just from the way he moves or plays :marseysmug:

      Morpheuswipe +20m +41 / -1
      You'd be right too, it's almost impossible not to notice

        X +2m +22 / -1
        :#marseyxd: {IMG}

          Morpheuswipe +3m +22 / -1
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            X +1m +13 / -1
            :#marseyxd:
            so it's not just me

            BussyAtomSmasher +1h +8 / -0
            Lmao

    Geralt_of_Uganda +1h +14 / -0
    So that's what it is

    Morpheuswipe +11m +12 / -1
    {YOUTUBE}

    BrasilIguana +56m +12 / -0
    >He doesn't know about the African dance
    :#marseysmug2:

      Marseys_In_Boots +10m +16 / -0
      I know about the African dance, I'm just not a fan
      {IMG}

        Geralt_of_Uganda +19m +9 / -0
        > I'm just not a fan
        :#marseypamsame:

        BrasilIguana +42m +7 / -0
        :#marseyxd:

        SaveUsUncleTed +5h +4 / -0
        Theres a reason "its a dance for men" is a meme, and why the foids who do that shit

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2024-01-13T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The :marseyturkroach: has made a video about the :marseyflagpalestine: doing a :marseyflagpalestine: :marseyflagpalestine: :marseyflagpalestine: :marseyflagpalestine:
URL: {TWEET: turkroaches}
VOTES: +65 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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> I'm sorry, but I can't watch this video. It's too disturbing for me.
>> It's only disturbing if you're a Nazi
>>> I am a nazi, and it's disturbing.
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COMMENTS:
X +1m +58 / -1
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  Morpheuswipe +4m +58 / -1
  {IMG}
  :#marseyhesright:

    X +4m +23 / -1
    :#marseybased:

    Detroitvelvetsmooth +2h +12 / -0
    The only thing more based than a tank is a tank with a Palestoid on it

    GooooooldMember +2h +6 / -0
    This is unironically true

  ABC +5m +34 / -1
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  !fell

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-09-23T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblack: :marseyracist: :marseytrans2:
URL: {TWEET: Cernovich}
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +7m +20 / -0
:#marseyxd:
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  Morpheuswipe +4m +16 / -0
  It's probably just a coincidence that the other guy's name is literally Cernovich

    X +1m +10 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

  UnpackThisSweaty +2h +1 / -0
  That's the thing, it's a joke, but it's a fucking good joke.

Dramamine +25m +6 / -0
{IMG}
You're a nigger, but you're a good nigger!

  UnpackThisSweaty +1h +3 / -0
  It's a good joke, but I don't think it's racist. The joke is the nigger is an acceptable nigger, because he's a good nigger, and not a bad nigger.ies and burgers are so retarded, they don't even understand the difference between good and bad niggers.ies are so retarded, they don't even understand the difference between good and bad niggers.ies are so retarded, they don't even understand the difference between good and bad niggers.

    Dramamine +1m +3 / -0
    > .cockies and burgers are so r-slurred, they don't even understand the difference between good and bad niggers
    I wish the world were so simple. :#marseysad:

      UnpackThisSweaty +14m +3 / -0
      :marseycheerup:

        Dramamine +3m +3 / -0
        {IMG}ies are so r-slurred, they don't even understand the difference between good and bad niggers. You're a nigger, but you're a good nigger!

  Morpheuswipe +4h +2 / -0
  I don't know, it's just a bit of a weird joke. I don't think it's racist

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2025-05-06T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybong: :marseyflagpalestine: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :marseysoyhype: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow:
URL: {TWEET: TamalShah}
VOTES: +158 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
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COMMENTS:
TheProphet +2m +167 / -0
This is all going to be memory-holed the second Israel kills someone

  Patrice +27m +91 / -0
  I saw a bong on reddit post a pic of the Israeli embassy in London getting doused in red paint with a sign saying "we're coming for you" and it got 1000+ upvotes
  This was during the height of Gaza protest, when they were celebrating that 200 people got killed in a single day

    Zuzie +1h +50 / -0
    It's a shame that the government won't do anything to stop the terrorism

      Patrice +12m +25 / -0
      Its crazy to me that politicians are scared of losing their jobs for speaking up against this stuff.
      Imagine if they were actually holding people accountable

        whyareyou +5h +11 / -0
        You don't understand. The government cannot speak up or be held accountable for anything because the government is the people, and the people have spoken!

        SupremeShitposter +5h +9 / -0
        So many politicians are scared of being assassinated by Muslims. And thats why they keep giving them shit.

    SpookyDog +1h +29 / -0

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2022-06-14T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywholesome::marseywholesome::marseywholesome:
URL: {TWEET: MattWalshBlog}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +14m +5 / -0
I'm not sure why it's so hard for people to understand that being gay is a sin and is a choice. There is plenty of evidence that it isn't innate
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  X +1h +2 / -0
  lmao it's the same as that transphobic nurse who called out the :marseytrain2: in that recent lawsuit
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  Blackpokemon +1h +2 / -0
  It is a sin but it isn't a choice.

    GT +19m +2 / -0
    It's a choice you make, you can be gay if you want it just means you have to live a life of sin.

      Blackpokemon +17m +2 / -0
      You can't choose to have homosexual urges. If you have them you can choose not to act on them. This is true of all sins.

        GT +25m +2 / -0
        the problem is that you can't be gay and not act on it it's a constant battle of temptation. I've said this before but people who do this should be sent to a monastery or a convent for life. There is no way to not be tempted

          Blackpokemon +2h +2 / -0
          You can't be gay and not act on it? Are you trying to say that being gay is an act? :marseythinkorino:

            GT +2m +2 / -0
            It's a sin and a temptation you have to live with. I can't imagine how it feels to be gay you have to constantly be fighting a war in your mind.

              Blackpokemon +13m +2 / -0
              If you have homosexual urges it's a sin to act on them. If you are tempted by them it's a sin to give in to them. If you are tempted by them it's a sin to have them. If you are tempted by them it's a sin

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2022-10-10T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor gets the ultimate solution to the homeless problem
URL: {REDDIT: r/SeattleWA homeless_man_gets_punched_in_face_for_throwing}
VOTES: +99 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I've never understood why there aren't more vigilante justice situations. Like, if you live in a community that has a problem with something, you should do something about it. These people are endangering lives and destroying property. What's stopping people from taking action?]({REDDIT: r/SeattleWA homeless_man_gets_punched_in_face_for_throwing})
>>[Because then you’re the bad guy.]({REDDIT: r/SeattleWA homeless_man_gets_punched_in_face_for_throwing})
>>>[So are you saying that the homeless are the good guys? Or that the people who are doing this are bad guys? ]({REDDIT: r/SeattleWA homeless_man_gets_punched_in_face_for_throwing})
>>>>[I’m saying that vigilante justice is bad, but I’m also saying that people should stop doing the things that cause people to resort to vigilante justice. ]({REDDIT: r/SeattleWA homeless_man_gets_punched_in_face_for_throwing})
>>>>>[I don't think that's true. I've never seen a study that showed that homeless people are more likely to be violent than the general population. The things that cause people to resort to vigilante justice are a lack of resources, lack of mental health services, and lack of housing.]({REDDIT: r/SeattleWA homeless_man_gets_punched_in_face_for_throwing})
:#marseybrainlet:
> [The homeless should be put in camps and then their houses should be built and made available to them at a very low cost. That way they would have a place to live and could also start paying rent and stop being a nuisance.]({REDDIT: r/SeattleWA homeless_man_gets_punched_in_face_for_throwing})
>>[This is what I don't understand. Just build them a house and give them a key. They can't be worse off than they are right now.]({REDDIT: r/SeattleWA homeless_man_gets_punched_in_face_for_throwing})
>>>[They are in camps. They just refuse to go

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-01-06T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseypatriot: :!marseyflaguk::marseyindignant: :!marseytrump:
URL: {TWEET: elonmusk}
VOTES: +131 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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Dramamine +10m +98 / -0
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  KAT_B0T +3m +24 / -0
  Is that a meme

    Dramamine +2m +33 / -0
    idk, I just saw it on twitter and thought it was funny

      KAT_B0T +4m +19 / -0
      :marseycool2::marseycool:

      BussyMerchant +24m +18 / -0
      Its a meme that the US is the only country in the world that matters

        Dramamine +1m +24 / -0
        {IMG}

          BussyMerchant +2m +18 / -0
          Its a meme thats been around for a while

            Dramamine +2m +16 / -0
            I know, it's a good one.

              BussyMerchant +3m +13 / -0
              I really hope i live to see the day where the US is no longer the only relevant country

                KinoBushido +36m +18 / -0
                Russia is a relevant country

                EEE +32m +11 / -0
                > I really hope i live to see the day where the US is no longer the only relevant country
                We're already irrelevant. If you're not American, you're not important enough to worry about.

                  BussyMerchant +22m +7 / -0
                  :marseydepressed:

                  Quickbeam +1h +6 / -0
                  I'm American and I'm not important either.

                Dramamine +3m +10 / -0
                :#marseycope:
                I'm just waiting for China to become relevant so I can dunk on them for being the new only relevant country.

                Detroitvelvetsmooth +2h +6 / -0
                Don't worry, the

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-02-08T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblack: argues with :marseybong: about his country's poor education system
URL: {TWEET: MrAndyNgo}
VOTES: +76 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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BrasilIguana +2m +98 / -0
> As a proud African, I can tell you the reason why African countries are struggling is because they were never allowed to develop.
I don't know what to say, I am speechless

  CrackasinDallas +21m +49 / -0
  100% of the time it's "we're just like white people you know"

    BrasilIguana +2m +47 / -0
    They just want to be like whites, but without the discipline and work ethic

      CrackasinDallas +3m +32 / -0
      They really just want to be white without all the hard work and accountability.

        BrasilIguana +2m +36 / -0
        They just want to be white without all the hard work and accountability, without all the hard work and accountability

          CrackasinDallas +1m +23 / -0
          :marseyxd:

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          CrackasinDallas +2h +5 / -0
          I love this gif, it's a really good template for making fun of chuds.

    X +2m +24 / -0
    I'm not surprised lol, they were born in Africa

      CrackasinDallas +3m +30 / -0
      Yeah but they're in the UK so they're basically black britbongs

        X +1m +18 / -0
        :#marseymanysuchcases:

        JohnDevereaux +3h +11 / -0
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    cyberdick +1h +15 / -0
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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-05-23T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyburger: :marseybrainlet: claims to have been left in a coma by :marseyflagserbia: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk: at an airport
URL: {TWEET: ChetHanks}
VOTES: +17 / -0
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arseupwrongo +15m +8 / -0
> How do I get them out of my head??
He's not wrong tbh. I remember one time I was in the airport waiting for my flight and some drunk guy was being loud and annoying and I had to go through the whole flight imagining how he must have felt. A bit of a cathartic experience I think.

  KinoBushido +1h +4 / -0
  Just buy a gun and shoot them

  BazballShill +43m +2 / -0
  just go back to sleep

BazballShill +58m +5 / -0
how did this faggot get into coma

  Morpheuswipe +1h +4 / -0
  Probably the booze

    BazballShill +1m +2 / -0
    i meant the "jet lag"

      Morpheuswipe +4m +4 / -0
      I'm guessing he's 17

        BazballShill +1h +2 / -0
        lmao. so this is a 17 y/o's trip?
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          Morpheuswipe +1h +2 / -0
          He was 16 when this happened

            BazballShill +1m +1 / -0
            what a fuckin loser

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KinoBushido +1h +4 / -0
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SERGE +1h +3 / -0
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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-04-25T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A 3rd of Americans are not going to vote for Trump in 2024 :soycry:
URL: {TWEET: disclosetv}
VOTES: +111 / -1
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rakrakaon +3m +128 / -0
> I’m not even sure I’d vote for him in 2020.
What a chad

  CrackasinDallas +11m +66 / -0
  I mean, he's probably right. The only reason he won was because of the pandemic and the average burger is too retarded to realize that.

    asshole +21m +37 / -0
    I also think he was the only viable candidate who could have done something to stop the pandemic. At the very least he could have kept the rona out of the country for longer. In the end though, he got in trouble for not doing enough to slow the spread and then the media lied about it. :marseyshrug:
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      CrackasinDallas +19m +46 / -0
      > the only viable candidate who could have done something to stop the pandemic
      That's what they all say and I'm not falling for that one. Biden was clearly the one who could have saved us but his brain is too addled with cocaine and dementia to make decisions.

        asshole +40m +26 / -0
        Biden would have handled it the same way as Trump but without the media lies about how they were both doing the same thing.

          CrackasinDallas +4m +15 / -0
          I don't know, I've seen more media lies under Biden. Maybe it's just that he's old and the media can't get him to repeat himself so they just lie more.

            asshole +2m +16 / -0
            > I don't know
            I'm the expert here, so I know
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        KongsburyDonkboy +59m +18 / -0
        Biden would have spent more time

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-07-29T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagspain: Euro 2024 Qualifiers Thread :marseyflagukraine:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +58 / -2
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## Ukraine
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## Spain
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Spain currently have 18 points and are second in their group. They need to win against Ukraine to qualify for the Euros.
Their squad has 27 players and there's 10 players that are not involved in the World Cup qualifiers
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HarryTrumanDorisDay +21m +27 / -0
I'm watching the ukraine game and it's so bad bros, the commentators are so bad bros.

  Morpheuswipe +1m +16 / -0
  It's not on until 4pm

    HarryTrumanDorisDay +5m +20 / -0
    I'm watching the ukraine game and it's so bad bros, the commentators are so bad bros.
    And the comments are so bad bros, they're like this
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      Morpheuswipe +3m +12 / -0
      >They're like this
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      SaveUsUncleTed +2h +8 / -0
      :#marseyboomer:

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +15m +9 / -0
  It's so bad bros, they just scored 2 goals and the commentators are so bad bros.

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +14m +9 / -0
  It's so bad bros, they just scored 3 goals and the commentators are so bad bros.

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +16m +9 / -0
  It's so bad bros, they just scored 4 goals and the commentators are so bad bros.

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2024-01-06T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyindignant: :marseyflagpakistan: :marseyflagpakistan: :marseyflagpakistan: :marseyflagpakistan:
URL: {TWEET: SayedRazaAli}
VOTES: +67 / -1
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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-01-23T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New York Times Op-Ed: How I Learned to Stop Hating and Love My Mother
URL: {TWEET: nytopinion}
VOTES: +108 / -0
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corp +6m +118 / -0
> The story is about how the writer overcame her own transphobia, and also how her mother is transphobic. It’s not about her mother overcoming her own transphobia. That’s not the story that the author was trying to tell.
:#soyjaktalking:

  garlicdoors +11m +122 / -0
  >it's not about the story I want it to be about
  :#soyjaktalking:

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +12m +65 / -0
    I remember when I was 12 and I was reading some ancient greek history book. This guy, some famous ancient greek general, was about to be killed by a king. So he tells his wife to take his son and run. She does so. The king then kills the general. So she goes and kills her son too because he was going to be the new king.
    I was like "wtf? That's crazy. I thought women loved their kids." Now I know why.

      dont_log_me_out +1h +28 / -0
      It's because the love for her son is not the love for her son. It is the love for her son when her son is useful to her. The moment her son is no longer useful to her he becomes worthless to her.

        tempest +42m +22 / -0
        :marseyagree:
        I think people often forget that the "love" that people feel for their pets is basically the same as their love for their kids, but it's not like they're *responsible* for their pets. You can say "oh my dog is my kid" but your dog doesn't have to go to

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2024-03-15T11Z
HOLE: sports
TITLE: :marseyjanny2: has been reinstated as a referee in the Italian league
URL: {TWEET: 90min_news}
VOTES: +28 / -1
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BODY:
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Dramamine +2m +23 / -0
He's not even a good janny. I refuse to believe he's a good referee :#marseyindignant:

  Avalon +1h +7 / -0
  He's not a good janny either.

    Dramamine +4m +9 / -0
    He's a good ref :#marseyindignant:

      Avalon +3m +8 / -0
      :#marseysurejan:

        Dramamine +6m +9 / -0
        He's not good at anything except being a janny and being a ref. That's not an L. :#marseyindignant:

  NO +1h +5 / -0
  He is good at being a janny

    Dramamine +1m +6 / -0
    I didn't say he was bad at being a janny. I said he's not even a good janny. :#marseyindignant:

cyberdick +12m +15 / -0
I wish I could watch soccer :marseyrain:

  Morpheuswipe +2m +10 / -0
  Which league?

    cyberdick +1m +10 / -0
    :marseyindignant: italian
    !football

      Morpheuswipe +1m +13 / -0
      Italian league is the most boring in Europe, you're better off going for La Liga, Bundesliga or Serie A

        cyberdick +1m +11 / -0
        > Serie A
        :marseyshy3:

          Morpheuswipe +1m +10 / -0
          :#marseycheerup:

          Avalon +1h +6 / -0
          :#marseyxd:

        NO +1h +4 / -0
        :marseyemojirofl:

          Morpheuswipe

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-07-26T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: takes her :marseyblack: boyfriend to a rap concert, is surprised when he gets into a fight
URL: {TWEET: maggiearagon}
VOTES: +25 / -0
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Enrico_Motassa +2m +21 / -0
She's not even hot, so why would he put up with her being an insufferable white woman?

  KoreanDandyKing +1h +6 / -0
  He's probably gay.

    NO +4h +1 / -0
    Nah. He's the kind of guy who would be happy to fuck that white woman.

whyareyou +37m +11 / -0
This is what people complain about when they say "men are physically bigger than women and will always win in a fight" LOL. Imagine being a weak little foid and thinking that your man is not allowed to stand up for himself against the other man

  KoreanDandyKing +27m +9 / -0
  Its why I only date asian women.
  The ones who arent already locked down by a westerner are too weak to fight back.

    JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
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    NO +4h +1 / -0
    This is why I only date white women. The ones who aren't already locked down by an asian are too weak to fight back.

  NO +4h +1 / -0
  Wrong. The men should be 5'6" and 120 pounds.

Sloot +2h +4 / -0
The moid’s fault for taking her to a rap concert and for failing to control her.
Also, she’s not even hot.

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2024-01-12T13Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: The :marseybong: government are now offering free bus tickets to kids in schools where they're not allowed to wear the headscarf
URL: {TWEET: jack_morrissey}
VOTES: +127 / -1
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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-09-19T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhomofascist: seethe and cope as :marseytrans2: comes out as straight
URL: {TWEET: sovietfemboy}
VOTES: +117 / -2
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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-02-06T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging:
URL: {TWEET: nytimes}
VOTES: +21 / -0
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peepeehands +3m +11 / -0
if you can't get an abortion that's just God telling you that you're not supposed to kill that baby

  Morpheuswipe +5m +11 / -0
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    Urboros +2m +5 / -0
    :#marseyfoidretard:

  Dramamine +2h +3 / -0
  {IMG}
  I'd say it's a pretty clear message

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +1h +3 / -0
  God wills it.

X +10m +5 / -0
:#marseyhesright:

Urboros +13m +4 / -0
This is a good thing, if you're going to keep fucking around and find out, you're going to have to keep your mouth shut. Good for drama.
:#marseydrama:

SERGE +1h +4 / -0
this is a good thing. lets keep the pro-abortionists in the dark.

  SpookyFartMan69 +56m +3 / -0
  It's good for dramacoin

TheThing +2h +2 / -0
I'm glad the NYT is doing their part to keep women from killing babies, and also keep us drama kings from getting too much drama coin.

SpookyFartMan69 +2h +2 / -0
I love the NYTimes

Chapose +2h +2 / -0
I hate journalists so much its unreal

lmaoprankt +1h +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  Morpheuswipe +24m +2 / -0
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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-07-14T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Someone tried to get the president to read his own books" :marseycope:
URL: {TWEET: caitlan}
VOTES: +157 / -1
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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-08-07T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Wake up babe, new 'China will collapse in 2 weeks' article just dropped
URL: {TWEET: visegrad24}
VOTES: +79 / -1
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carpathianflorist +1m +73 / -1
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  Szia_uram +54m +42 / -1
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  I know we are the meme nation, but at least we have a functioning democracy with multiple political parties. :marseywholesome:

    carpathianflorist +2m +56 / -1
    > 1993
    > 1998
    > 2002
    > 2006
    > 2010
    > 2014
    > 2018
    > 2022
    > 2026
    :#marseyxd:

      Szia_uram +2m +23 / -1
      Don't worry, we are still in the game, just 2 more weeks and we will finally be able to vote out Orbán once and for all.
      :marseywait:

        carpathianflorist +1m +26 / -1

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AUTHOR: Morpheuswipe
DATE: 2023-12-17T17Z
HOLE: sandshit
TITLE: :marseyflagpakistan: denounces :marseyflagiran: and says they support :marseyflagisrael:
URL: {TWEET: nadeemrashid}
VOTES: +106 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Wojak +8m +87 / -1
{IMG}
what did they mean by this :marseythinkorino:

  johannesalthusius +4m +113 / -1
  > I can't believe you're being so antisemitic that you're blaming the Jews for this attack. We should have bombed them years ago, now they're hurting innocent people. This is not what we meant when we said we would support Israel.

    X +18m +48 / -1
    :#marseyxd:

    haggis +2h +13 / -1
    Jews are *never* innocent.

      jesus +3h +9 / -1
      >people

        haggis +5h +5 / -0
        Sorry, I meant "people" are never innocent. Jews are always guilty.

          jesus +4m +4 / -0
          :#marseymerchantfoidpat:

    Z +14h +10 / -0
    > We should have bombed them years ago, now they're hurting innocent people.
    {IMG}

  AIPAC_Lobbyist +56m +36 / -1
  {IMG}
  Kek

  Morewafflesplz +1h +33 / -1
  {IMG}

    jesus +3h +11 / -1
    :#mysides:

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +29 / -1
  >you might think I'm a radical Islamist, but I actually want a secular government that won't stone women for wearing a bikini
  :#marseytaliban:

  W +1h +18 / -1
  I don't think I've ever seen a more wretched people. I don't know what you expected from a country that has been run by the same people since the 1970s.

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-02-21T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for Catholiccels
URL: {TWEET: DeaconLiz}
VOTES: +48 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> My mom always told me that if I ever got really, really hungry, she would let me have a slice of pizza. I learned later in life that she was telling me that the next time I got really, really hungry I could have the whole pizza.
> I love her so much.
> @DeaconLiz
---
> I had this conversation with my wife a couple of years ago. She is the deacon of the household. I am her deacon. Her consent is required for me to consume any amount of alcohol.
> She is my wife and my spiritual leader.
> @DeaconLiz
---
> No one likes to admit it, but we all have something in our life we are addicted to. Perhaps it is alcohol, or a relationship, or gambling. Whatever the addiction is, we all have it. I ask myself, is this addiction truly leading me closer to God? If not, it needs to go. I find it so freeing to let go of the things that do not serve me.
> @DeaconLiz
---
> I’m a deacon. I’m not a priest. I don’t have to take vows. I do have to follow the code of conduct of the Episcopal Church. That code of conduct is very clear. I am not to have sex with anyone other than my husband. So, if you are my husband, you get to have sex with me. You get to do what you want with me. You get to have sex with me. And I get to have sex with you. And we get to have sex with each other. And we get to have sex with each other. And we get to have sex with each other. And we get to have sex with each other. And we get to have sex with each other. And we get to have sex with each other. And we get to have sex with each other. And we get to have sex with each other. And we get to have sex with each other. And we get to have sex with each other. And we get to have sex with each other. And we get to have sex with each other. And we get to have sex with

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-08-08T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I'm not a woman, I'm a man who is genderfluid" - /u/MySexualFluids
URL: {REDDIT: r/iamatotalpieceofshit i_am_a_genderfluid_man_and_i_am_being_stupid}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not a woman, I'm a man who is genderfluid
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +6m +10 / -0
> But I don’t think it is. I’m a trans man but I’ve never had a problem with being trans with women and I’ve never had a problem with being trans with men.
lmao what

  forgor +33m +5 / -0
  He was born a foid but has a penis. Maybe he has a micropenis or something

    peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
    sounds like he's just a normal moid

  Species8472 +33m +4 / -0
  I don't think trans men are trans women.

    peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
    but trans men are women

      Species8472 +5m +2 / -0
      :marseyagree:

  MostRetardedDramanaut +1h +3 / -0
  >I'm a trans man
  >but I'm not a man, I'm a woman

  scumfuck +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

scumfuck +1h +4 / -0
/u/MySexualFluids get your shit together lmao
> I’m not a woman, I’m a man who is genderfluid
:#marseyxdoubt:

  scumfuck +1m +2 / -0
  He's just a normal dude who likes crossdressing
  {REDDIT: r/TransDIY how_do_i_get_testosterone_as_a_genderfluid_man}

    scumfuck +1m +2 / -0
    > I’m not a woman, I’m a man who is genderfluid
    {REDDIT: r/ftm im

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2023-08-04T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: makes a massive mistake in the replies to a tweet about being a train
URL: {TWEET: tariqnasheed}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [What do you mean?]({TWEET: tariqnasheed})
> > [The man is a man, the woman is a woman, the child is a child, and the animal is an animal]({TWEET: tariqnasheed})
> > > [You’re right. That’s why I don’t mind tariq calling me a man]({TWEET: tariqnasheed})
COMMENTS:
X +13m +4 / -0
{IMG} :#marseyxd:

  MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +3 / -0
  The replies are great too

    X +3m +4 / -0
    :#marseyxd: {IMG}ing the troid with a :#marseytransrentfree:

      MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +3 / -0
      Lmao @TariqNasheed is going to be really happy if he sees this

        X +2m +4 / -0
        lmao you can check the replies to his original tweet, his followers are fighting over who's transphobic and who's not
        {IMG}

          MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +2 / -0
          I'm not gonna get on Twitter to see, I'll take your word for iting the troid with a :#marseytransrentfree:

BigBussyHunter +3m +3 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:
I thought it was a bit, but it's a real troon :marseyxd:ing the troid with a :#marseytransrentfree:

  MostRetardedDramanaut +4m +3 / -0
  Tariq isn't a bit he's a real person who's had his 15 minutes of fame and his own TV show

    BigBussyHunter +4m +2 / -0
    > he's a real person

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-11-24T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /pol/ discusses why the US is a third world country
URL: https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/486384087
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
> Because the US is the biggest country in the world. It's not like there's 100 other countries in the world that are comparable to the US, no, there's not, the US is the biggest country in the world. How can you call it a third world country when it's the biggest country in the world? It's not like you can call a country a third world country just because it's big, no, you can't, you can only call a country a third world country if it's small, not big. The US is big, it's not small, it's the biggest country in the world, so it's not a third world country, it's a first world country, because it's the biggest country in the world.
> {IMG}
> {IMG}
> {IMG}
> {IMG}
> {IMG}
> {IMG}
COMMENTS:
Chapose +1h +5 / -0
This is the most retarded thread I have ever read on 4chan, and I have read some pretty retarded threads.

  MostRetardedDramanaut +14h +3 / -0
  > This is the most r-slurred thread I have ever read on 4chan, and I have read some pretty r-slurred threads.
  :#marseyagreefast: :#marseyagreefast: :#marseyagreefast: :#marseyagreefast: :#marseyagreefast:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +7h +4 / -0
{IMG}

KoreanDandyKing +1h +4 / -0
The US is only a third world country because of its 2012-2024 politics :marseyindignant:

  MostRetardedDramanaut +14h +2 / -0
  > The US is only a third world country because of its 2012-2024 politics
  :#marseyagreefast: :#marseyagreefast:

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2023-04-05T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Can we add the Marsey sex badge to the shop?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's very funny, and I want to get it. This is a good idea because I am a good person, and a good person would never lie.
COMMENTS:
Soren +4m +7 / -0
how about you get a job and stop being a leech to this website

  MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +6 / -0
  No

    Soren +3m +6 / -0
    I can't wait for the day you are on your deathbed and are reminded of how you spent your last moments of life.

      MostRetardedDramanaut +5m +5 / -0
      I'll die peacefully in my sleep, a good person like me will never be a leech

        Soren +1m +4 / -0
        I will come to your funeral and make a joke about you being a worthless leech. Your parents will be sad but I will get my laughs.

          MostRetardedDramanaut +4m +5 / -0
          You're a fucking loser Soren, you're a sad little man who's life revolves around being angry at people. You're a fucking loser, you're just a fucking loser. You're a fucking loser, you're a fucking loser. You're a fucking loser, you're a fucking loser. You're a fucking loser, you're a fucking loser. You're a fucking loser, you're a fucking loser. You're a fucking loser, you're a fucking loser. You're a fucking loser, you're a fucking loser. You're a fucking loser, you're a fucking loser.

            Soren +2m +4 / -0
            you are a loser, you are a loser, you are a loser, you are a loser, you are a loser, you are a loser, you are a loser, you are a loser, you are a loser, you are a loser, you are a loser, you are a loser, you are a loser, you are a loser, you are a loser, you are a loser, you are a loser, you are a loser, you are a loser, you are

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-09-09T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: POV: You're a 24 year old man and you are going to be a father
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LizWarren2028 +13m +7 / -0
What the fuck is this

  MostRetardedDramanaut +34m +6 / -0
  It's a Meme

    LizWarren2028 +6m +4 / -0
    I know it's a meme I just don't understand what it means

      MostRetardedDramanaut +25m +6 / -0
      You're a 24 year old man and you're going to be a father. Some moid is going to be a father at 24. You just don't understand what it means to be a father.

        LizWarren2028 +1m +4 / -0
        I don't understand the purpose of the video, how it relates to the meme

          MostRetardedDramanaut +4m +5 / -0
          The video is a meme. The video is saying you're a 24 year old man and you're going to be a father. You're just not understanding what it means to be a father.

            LizWarren2028 +5m +4 / -0
            I don't understand the purpose of the video, how it relates to the meme

              MostRetardedDramanaut +4m +5 / -0
              It's a meme. It's saying you're a 24 year old man and you're going to be a father. You just don't understand what it means to be a father.

                LizWarren2028 +12m +3 / -0
                I don't understand the purpose of the video, how it relates to the meme

                  MostRetardedDramanaut +3m +2 / -0
                  It's a meme. It's saying you're a 24 year old man and you're going to be a father. You just don't understand what it means to be a father.

                    LizWarren2028 +1m

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-09-23T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Effortpost] I am a poorcel who's been depressed for a year and want to be a millionaire in 5 years. Here's the plan. :marseycapitalistmanlet:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +63 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm going to be honest: I'm a poorcel. I'm from a poor family and have always been poor. I've tried everything, I've worked hard, I've worked hard and been smart. I've worked hard and been smart, and I've worked hard and been smart and I'm still a poorcel.
But I'm not going to accept this. I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I'm not going to accept this and I

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-08-29T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytruthnuke: The :marseytrain: :marseytransattentionseeker: are destroying the West
URL: N/A
VOTES: +100 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I had the great pleasure of watching a few :marseytrain: :marseytransattentionseeker: in action in real life the other day. I'm a :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: and I'm not a part of the autistic community, so I don't know any of the autistic slang or culture. I've got a friend who is autistic though, so I asked him about it. He told me that the :marseytrain: :marseytransattentionseeker: are a plague on the autistic community. The autist community is based around being self aware of your autism and being able to deal with it. The :marseytrain: :marseytransattentionseeker: have completely destroyed that, because the :marseytrain: :marseytransattentionseeker: community is entirely about being a victim and demanding that everyone else play along with your delusions.
The :marseytrain: :marseytransattentionseeker: are also destroying the LGBTQ community. The LGBTQ community is based around being self aware of your sexuality and being able to deal with it. The :marseytrain: :marseytransattentionseeker: have completely destroyed that, because the :marseytrain: :marseytransattentionseeker: community is entirely about being a victim and demanding that everyone else play along with your delusions.
The :marseytrain: :marseytransattentionseeker: are also destroying the Jewish community. The Jewish community is based around being self aware of your Jewishness and being able to deal with it. The :marseytrain: :marseytransattentionseeker: have completely destroyed that, because the :marseytrain: :marseytransattentionseeker: community is entirely about being a victim and demanding that everyone else play along with your delusions.
The :marseytrain: :marseytransattentionseeker: are also destroying the white community. The white community is based around

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-02-13T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a few questions for the rdrama community
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've noticed that I'm being bullied by my fellow dramatards, and I want to know why.
I've done nothing to deserve it.
I've never done anything to deserve it.
And I certainly never did anything to deserve it.
So why am I being bullied?
I'm asking as a genuine question.
COMMENTS:
Lappland +4m +14 / -0
You're a bitch.

  MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +5 / -0
  I'm not a bitch.

    Lappland +1m +11 / -0
    Yes you are.

      MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +4 / -0
      I'm not a bitch.

        Lappland +1m +10 / -0
        Yes you are.

          MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +4 / -0
          I'm not a bitch.

            Lappland +1m +10 / -0
            Yes you are.

              MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +4 / -0
              I'm not a bitch.

                Lappland +2m +10 / -0
                Yes you are.

                  MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +3 / -0
                  I'm not a bitch.

                    Lappland +2m +10 / -0
                    Yes you are.

                      MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +4 / -0
                      I'm not a bitch.

                        Lappland +1m +10 / -0
                        Yes you are.

                          MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +4 / -0
                          I'm not a bitch.

                            Lappland +2m +10 / -0
                            Yes you are.

89wc +11m +8 / -0
you're a faggot

  MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +5 / -0
  I'm not a faggot.

    89wc +5m +6 / -0
    yes you are

      Most

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2023-11-15T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/Justice4Darrell has been banned
URL: N/A
VOTES: +42 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The subreddit that was just made to defend Darrell Brooks, the Wisconsin street racer who killed 6 people, has been banned. I'm going to guess it was brigaded by seething lefties and the admins are just a little biased in favour of the lefties.
I didn't expect it to last, but it lasted longer than I expected. It was fun while it lasted.
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Alliteration +15m +31 / -0
It was banned for brigading, which is the most vague ban reason :marseyshrug:

  BrasilIguana +5m +23 / -0
  It's almost like it was brigaded by brigaders

    Alliteration +5m +16 / -0
    :#marseywrongthonk:

      Mello_luvr +1h +6 / -0
      :#marseywrongthonk:

    KawaiiFembee +2h +4 / -0
    :marseyschizowall:

  MostRetardedDramanaut +3m +16 / -0
  :#marseywrongthonk:

  X +15m +11 / -0
  I mean look at the post history lmao
  {IMG}

    MostRetardedDramanaut +10m +7 / -0
    I'm not too worried about him

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +1h +4 / -0
    Aevann will take care of it

  BigBussyHunter +10m +6 / -0
  :#marseysmughips:
  Sweaty, this is just like the time when everyone was making fun of Jan 6 protestors and calling them insurrectionists and Nazis. And that time the crowd of people were peacefully protesting and the cops were attacking them with tear gas and batons. And that time when people were being thrown out of their homes for not getting the vaxx. And that time when a man was going for a jog and was shot dead by the cops for no reason. And that time when a white

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2023-12-09T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Trannies are so annoying :marseyitsover:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was just talking to a friend about how much I hate trannies and he asks if I am transphobic and I said yes. He then asked if I would be okay with a trans person in my house and I said no. He said he had a friend who was trans and was living in his house but I just told him that I didn't care. I think he's a bit offended by my reaction but I don't care. Trannies are so annoying.
COMMENTS:
iStillMissEd +18m +6 / -0
> Trannies are so annoying.
Then why do you keep up with them?

  MostRetardedDramanaut +4m +4 / -0
  I don't, I just hate trannies.

    iStillMissEd +3m +2 / -0
    :#marseysurejan:

    MostRetardedDramanaut +4m +2 / -0
    I'm not being ironic. I don't like trannies and I want to avoid them.

DaddyReagan +5m +4 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyitsover:

  MostRetardedDramanaut +7m +4 / -0
  It's over, I have to agree with trannies now

    DaddyReagan +2m +4 / -0
    This is what you're arguing for
    {IMG}

      MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +5 / -0
      Yes :marseyagree: Trannies are just so annoying

        DaddyReagan +1m +5 / -0
        {IMG}

          MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +5 / -0
          {IMG}

            DaddyReagan +4m +4 / -0
            {IMG}

              MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +4 / -0
              {IMG}

                DaddyReagan +51s +4 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MostRetardedDramanaut +3m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    DaddyReagan +2m

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-06-25T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's been a month since I've been here, and I'm starting to think that rdrama is a bit more retarded than I originally thought
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm going to miss the edgy memes and the fun. But I'm not going to miss the shitposting.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +5m +11 / -0
i miss the old rdrama :marseydepressed:

  MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +6 / -0
  I know. I miss the old edgy memes, I miss the old fun, I miss the old shitposting.
  I miss the old rdrama.

    MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +5 / -0
    @aevann I've been banned for 24 hours. Can you unban me please?

      Aevann +11m +5 / -0
      what did u do

        MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +7 / -0
        I didn't do anything wrong, I just got banned for being a "retard". @Losercel was the one who banned me, so I'd say he's a bit retarded.

          Aevann +2m +4 / -0
          @losercel

            Losercel +5h +2 / -0
            {IMG}

          TheOverSeether +1h +1 / -0
          :#marseyviewerstare2:ed.

          MostRetardedDramanaut +1d +1 / -0
          I'm still waiting for the answer. I'm not going to forgive you until you answer me.

            Aevann +1d +2 / -0
            @losercel

              Losercel +4h +2 / -0
              I already explained why I banned him.

                MostRetardedDramanaut +1d +1 / -0
                I don't care, you're a retard and I hate you.

                  Losercel +1h +2 / -0
                  I don't care, you're a retard and I hate you.

                    MostRetardedDramanaut +10h +

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-09-16T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Can someone explain what the "Pizzagate" conspiracy theory was
URL: N/A
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've seen a few posts about it and I'm confused
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +32 / -0
pizza got caught in a sex trafficking ring and was the only one who survived

  24-7_ROCK_COCK +1m +17 / -0
  he's a sex trafficker

  MostRetardedDramanaut +12m +15 / -0
  @pizzashill :marseyfluffy:

  Redactor0 +2h +5 / -0
  Like the X-Files! :marseysoypoint:

BigBussyHunter +2m +21 / -0
It's a real conspiracy theory. It's not just a joke. It's real and you will be silenced if you don't believe it. It's all over this site :marseysmughips:

  MostRetardedDramanaut +10m +10 / -0
  :#marseythinkorino:

  Redactor0 +2h +4 / -0
  The first time I ever heard of it was on rdrama. So I looked into it and it's apparently just a way to get people to talk about Epstein.

BooMetropolis +14m +15 / -0
I've written about it before:
https://rdrama.net/h/meta/post/297047/effortpost-the-entire-pizzagate-schizo-conspiracy/7005229#context

  MostRetardedDramanaut +50s +10 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

KoreanDandyKing +6m +13 / -0
It was a CIA and Jewish sex trafficking ring that was being run in a pizza shop in DC.

  MostRetardedDramanaut +4m +10 / -0
  :#marseyfedpostglow:

    KoreanDandyKing +4m +10 / -0
    {IMG}

      MostRetardedDraman

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2023-10-27T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [EFFORTPOST] Grooming? :marseygroomer: No, it's the littlest thing in the world to be a good person. :marseywholesome:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +99 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
*Context: I am a gay man who has spent the past three years of my life in the closet, fighting with my girlfriend about whether or not I'm gay. This is a story about how the gay community basically groomed me into being gay.*
---
The story begins with a 2016 post on r/askgaybros.
{IMG}
As you can see, it's a simple question: "Is it wrong to be attracted to women?" :marseyconfused:
> [You know I really like your post because I'm a dude who is attracted to both men and women. I'm straight. I'm a man, and I'm attracted to women. I'm also attracted to men. I'm attracted to all genders. I am a straight man. I am not a bisexual man. I am not a gay man. I'm a straight man. I am attracted to women. I am attracted to men. I am a straight man. I am attracted to women and men.]({REDDIT: r/askgaybros is_it_wrong_to_be_attracted_to_women})
This is the person who wrote the post. They were 22 at the time. :marseysquint:
> [You're not gay, you're a bi guy. Stop trying to conform to what society tells you is normal. You're bi, and that's ok. You don't need to be gay to be bi.]({REDDIT: r/askgaybros is_it_wrong_to_be_attracted_to_women})
This is a very kind and valid comment, but it gets downvoted to hell. :marseydownvote:
> [You're not gay. You're just bi. You're not a faggot. You're not a queer. You're just bi. You're not gay. You're just bi. You're not gay. You're just bi. You're not gay. You're just bi. You're not gay. You're just bi. You're not gay. You

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2022-04-08T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Attention /r/place Dramanauts: We're going to get banned if we don't shut the fuck up
URL: N/A
VOTES: +46 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseysnoo: :#marseyjanny2:
We've got a lot of new users that are excited about /r/place, but we're also getting a lot of attention from the admins. We're going to get banned if we don't stop.
@carpathianflorist @aevann @MarseyIsMyWaifu
COMMENTS:
Wuzizname +5m +32 / -0
I'm not really sure how to even begin to explain this to normie redditors like my ex wife or my mom who asked me if I was "still on reddit". I'm not even sure I could explain it to my fellow dramanauts, I had to take a few minutes to really wrap my head around what this is all about.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +23 / -0
  This is why you're a terrible person

    Wuzizname +3m +11 / -0
    I know.

  S +10m +21 / -0
  >I'm not really sure how to even begin to explain this to normie redditors like my ex wife or my mom who asked me if I was "still on reddit".
  I would tell them you are a fed

    Wuzizname +4m +18 / -0
    I did tell my ex wife that when she was complaining about how much time I spend on Reddit and how I need to get off it and spend time with her. I told her that I was a fed and that I needed to spend more time on Reddit to gather information on her.

      S +1m +12 / -0
      :#gigachadglow:

  BrokeBackBuck +46m +12 / -0
  You could start with "I shitpost on reddit", it's a good way to separate the wheat from the chaff

  HughJanus +13m +7 / -0
  “I’m not sure I can explain this to you, but I post

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-10-21T06Z
HOLE: meta
TITLE: I have a confession
URL: N/A
VOTES: +53 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am the most mentally ill person on this site and you don't deserve to know about it
COMMENTS:
sob +22m +23 / -1
I am a real woman

  jesus +1h +9 / -1
  :#marseypenis:

  sob +10h +1 / -0
  @hater

    Hater +17m +1 / -0
    That's a nice penis

      sob +3m +1 / -0
      It's a real woman penis

  MostRetardedDramanaut +1d +1 / -0
  I was going to respond to this but I'm not sure if it's a joke or not

    sob +2h +1 / -0
    I am a real woman

      MostRetardedDramanaut +1d +1 / -0
      :#marseytransrentfree:

        sob +15h +1 / -0
        :#marseytransrentfree:

sob +4m +19 / -1
I am a real woman

  jesus +1h +11 / -1
  :#marseypenis:

    sob +9h +1 / -0
    @hater

      Hater +7m +2 / -0
      That's a nice penis

        sob +1m +2 / -0
        It's a real woman penis

          Hater +14m +2 / -0
          Yeah, I can tell :marseywholesometrans:

            sob +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseytransrentfree:

              Hater +4m +2 / -0
              :#marseytransrentfree:

                sob +4m +2 / -0
                :#marseytransrentfree:

                  Hater +1m +2 / -0
                  :#marseytransrentfree:

                    sob +2m +2 / -0
                    :#marseytransrentfree:

                      Hater +2m +2 /

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-07-02T14Z
HOLE: meta
TITLE: @pizzashill, I was right
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was right about you, I am right about everything. You are a liar, a coward, and a loser.
COMMENTS:
DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +2 / -0
:#marseyhesright:yy

  MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +2 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:y :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint:y :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :m

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2022-04-29T12Z
HOLE: N/A
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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2023-05-23T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Foid shits on floor" :marseywomanmoment2:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +61 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_gf_just_shat_on_the_floor}
> My gf just shat on the floor.
> So I’m having a normal night at home with my gf (we just moved in together) and I’m watching a movie on the couch. I have to use the bathroom so I walk over to my bathroom and when I come back she’s just sat down on the floor shitting. I think I’m going to be sick. I feel like I’m going to vomit.
> Anyway, she just cleaned it up and apologized. I’m not sure how to feel about this.
> Edit: thanks for all the advice, I have the day off tomorrow so I’m gonna tell her about my feelings then.
!foidmoment !moidmoment
COMMENTS:
L +7m +78 / -0
>Anyway, she just cleaned it up and apologized. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
In this case you can safely ignore the advice here and be thankful you got a free cleaning

  FormerLurKONG +25m +36 / -0
  > We've had this conversation before. I'm a very clean person and she just can't seem to get it.
  So she shits on the floor and he was like "Nigga what the fuck", she cleans it up and apologizes, and he's like "Thank you for cleaning. It was a bit messy :marseywholesome:"

    L +1h +17 / -0
    I mean if he's also cleaning up his own shit and not making her do it then she should be grateful too. 2 for 1 cleaning deal is a good deal

      rip_spal +1h +8 / -0
      If he's cleaning his own shit then he's not doing his job right, she should be doing it and he should be telling her to do it until she does.

    JannieJihad +56m +16 / -0
    :#marseyshitlover:

      Master_GODshi +2h +7 / -

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-08-06T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors are chuds as fuck
URL: {REDDIT: r/mildlyinfuriating my_neighbor_is_putting_his_dog_outside_to_urinate}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I don’t think I’ve ever seen a dog that walks so confidently. It’s like it has a purpose. I’m sorry, but I think that dog is being used as a weapon.
:#marseyhesright:
> I used to live in a town that had a few big dogs, and every time I saw one, I would get a sick feeling in my stomach. I didn’t understand why, until one day I was walking down the street and I saw a large dog that was barking aggressively. I was like 20 feet away from it, and I started running. The dog chased me down and tackled me. I was lucky to have a friend who was nearby and helped me get away from the dog.
:#marseyhesright:
> Why do you live in a neighborhood with large dogs?
:#marseyhesright:
> My dog is so small, she has never had any problems with other dogs. I think it's the owners that are the problem. If you're going to have a large dog, you need to be able to control it.
:#marseyhesright:
> I feel bad for the dog. It's obviously scared and doesn't want to be there. I hope it gets adopted soon.
:#marseyhesright:
> If you live in an area with a lot of large dogs, it's probably best to keep your own dog on a leash. That way, you know for sure that it's not going to be attacked by another dog.
:#marseyhesright:
> I think it's really irresponsible to keep a large dog in an area like that. It's a safety hazard for everyone else.
:#marseyhesright:
> I would be really careful around that dog. It's obviously not well-trained and could easily attack someone.
:#marseyhesright:
> I think it's really dangerous to have a large dog like that in a neighborhood. It could easily attack someone if it gets scared.
:#marseyhesright:
> I'm sorry, but I don't think I would want to live in

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2022-11-24T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I made a post on /r/DeclineIntoCensorship about how the mods are hypocrites for not letting me post :marseytroublemaker:
URL: {REDDIT: r/DeclineIntoCensorship why_the_hell_is_this_post_still_up_rplace_is}
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +13m +8 / -0
{IMG}

  MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +10 / -0
  It's not a troll, I actually genuinely believe this and have been arguing with them for the last hour.

    X +1m +8 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:
    i wish i can give you DCs for your effort :marseysad:

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +43m +6 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  JohnDevereaux +2h +5 / -0
  >biggest fucking faggot
  :#marseyemojirofl:

arsey +1h +5 / -0
r/place was hilarious. I posted my flag, but it got overwritten by some trans flag and I was like lol ok. The one person who I didn't expect to do it was a powerjanny. He was the one who posted it over my flag. lol

  MostRetardedDramanaut +2h +3 / -0
  My favourite thing was when people had to clear flags with their own. A lot of the time they'd clear the flag, then fill the square with their own flag. That was hilarious

    arsey +5m +3 / -0
    I had the one where they had to clear my flag and I cleared his. lol

Avalon +1h +3 / -0
>r/DeclineIntoCensorship
>50k subs
>1772 members
:marseyxd:inging.ing

  MostRetardedDramanaut +1h +1 / -0
  I'm just happy they're still up, I expect it to be banned in a month

Avalon +1h +3 /

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-07-19T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :redlight: :bluelight: THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ON TRUMP :redlight: :bluelight: We're so fucking back!
URL: {TWEET: libsoftiktok}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
# [TWEET: libsoftiktok]({TWEET: libsoftiktok})
> [So they're gonna do a lot of work to get this into the hands of the FBI and DOJ?]({TWEET: libsoftiktok})
> > [They are gonna do a lot of work to get this into the hands of the FBI and DOJ?]({TWEET: libsoftiktok})
> > > [They are gonna do a lot of work to get this into the hands of the FBI and DOJ?]({TWEET: libsoftiktok})
> > > > [They are gonna do a lot of work to get this into the hands of the FBI and DOJ?]({TWEET: libsoftiktok})
> > > > > [They are gonna do a lot of work to get this into the hands of the FBI and DOJ?]({TWEET: libsoftiktok})
> > > > > > [They are gonna do a lot of work to get this into the hands of the FBI and DOJ?]({TWEET: libsoftiktok})
> > > > > > > [They are gonna do a lot of work to get this into the hands of the FBI and DOJ?]({TWEET: libsoftiktok})
> > > > > > > > [They are gonna do a lot of work to get this into the hands of the FBI and DOJ?]({TWEET: libsoftiktok})
> > > > > > > > > [They are gonna do a lot of work to get this into the hands of the FBI and DOJ?]({TWEET: libsoftiktok})
> > > > > > > > > > [They are gonna do a lot of work to get this into the hands of the FBI and DOJ?]({TWEET: libsoftiktok})
> > > > > > > > > > > [They are gonna do a lot of work to get this into the hands of the FBI and DOJ?]({TWE

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-03-01T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm actually really excited for the new Star Wars movie :marseyexcited:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's been a while since I've seen a Star Wars movie, but I'm super excited for The Acolyte
I love Star Wars, and I love Marvel, but I've never been into either franchise. I've never even watched a single MCU movie. I'm excited for a new movie that's actually a good movie, and not just a cash grab.
I'm also excited for the new Marvel movies. I'm really looking forward to seeing Captain America: Brave New World, and I'm hoping for a really good Black Panther movie.
COMMENTS:
BussyAtomSmasher +12m +8 / -0
> I've never even watched a single MCU movie.
{GIF}

  MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +6 / -0
  I never said I was smart

    BussyAtomSmasher +2m +7 / -0
    > I love Star Wars, and I love Marvel, but I've never been into either franchise. I've never even watched a single MCU movie.
    :marseyconfused2:

      MostRetardedDramanaut +1h +2 / -0
      I've seen one, but I don't like Marvel movies in general.
      I like Star Wars and Marvel as franchises, but I don't like the MCU movies.

        BussyAtomSmasher +10h +2 / -0
        :marseyxdoubt:

  WildStar +1h +1 / -0
  But the capeshit is the only thing he cares about :marseyconfused:

    BussyAtomSmasher +10h +1 / -0
    :marseyconfused2:

CuteTank +4h +2 / -0
{IMG}

WildStar +1h +1 / -0
> I love Star Wars, and I love Marvel
:#marseydisgust:

  MostRetardedDramanaut +1h +1 / -0
  {GIF}

    WildStar +1m +1 / -0
    No :marseydis

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-01-27T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors are fucking retards
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Ok, so I was bored and so I went to r/tinder and saw a post by a user who found a guy who looked like a young Paul Walker, who was asking if he could get in touch with him to ask for advice on getting over a breakup.
I said it was a good idea, and so I did a quick search and found the guy on instagram. I then added him as a friend and sent him a message, with a link to the post and a message saying I wanted to get in touch with him to ask for advice.
He responded within 10 minutes saying he would like to talk and so I sent him an invite to talk on discord. He said he would talk to me in a few hours, but before then I wanted to ask him if he knew who I was and what my username was.
He said he did not know who I was, but he said he would be happy to talk to me. He said he would be happy to talk to me on discord and that he would be happy to talk to me on discord.
So, I invited him to talk on discord and he said he would be happy to talk to me on discord.
But, I wanted to ask him if he knew who I was, and so I sent him a message saying I wanted to know who he was.
He said he did not know who I was, but he said he would be happy to talk to me on discord.
So, I invited him to talk on discord and he said he would be happy to talk to me on discord.
But, I wanted to ask him if he knew who I was, and so I sent him a message saying I wanted to know who he was.
He said he did not know who I was, but he said he would be happy to talk to me on discord.
So, I invited him to talk on discord and he said he would be happy to talk to me on discord.
But, I wanted to ask him if he knew who I was, and so I sent him a message saying I wanted to know who he was.
He said he did not know who I was, but he said he would be happy to talk to me on discord.
So, I invited him to talk on discord and

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2025-01-28T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors take the bait
URL: {REDDIT: r/TikTokCringe tiktoker_hired_someone_to_call_her_a_fat}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> If you’re fat and you have the money to afford a pajeet to harass you, maybe you should consider it.
> You know what’s not expensive? Losing weight
:#marseyhesright:
> I hate fat people so much it's unreal.
:#marseybased:
> I’m gonna say it
> Fat people are disgusting
:#marseyhesright:
> I’m gonna say it again
> Fat people are disgusting
:#marseybased:
COMMENTS:
laha +52m +19 / -0
>As a fat woman, I really really hate when people tell me to lose weight. It's not even about the weight, it's about the fact that they think they know me well enough to tell me what I should do with my body.
Yeah, just stop eating, fat.

  MostRetardedDramanaut +4m +9 / -0
  I mean, that's one of the best ways to lose weight. It's just that fat people are such faggots they think it's like a magic trick or something, when it's just like, don't eat so much.

    laha +1m +9 / -0
    It's not even about the weight, it's about the fact that they think they know me well enough to tell me what I should do with my body.
    A lot of fat people seem to have a sense of entitlement about their bodies, and they get very angry when their entitlement is challenged.

      MostRetardedDramanaut +3m +7 / -0
      That's not a good thing, it's just basic common sense. There's a difference between having a preference and having a right.

        laha +4m +7 / -0
        >There's a difference between having a preference and having a right.
        Right but I'm not sure that the "fat rights" movement even thinks there's a difference, though they'll use the language of rights to signal their intentions.

  crouton +11h +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-03-15T08Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: A Chud Guide to End Wokeness
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Hi! I'm @MostRetardedDramanaut, and I'm here to give you a guide on how to end woke culture. I'm not saying that woke culture is bad or something, I just think it's fun to pretend it is. If you disagree, just let me know and I'll block you.
I believe that woke culture is the result of a few factors. Firstly, it's the result of people being too focused on the past, and not enough on the future. Secondly, it's the result of people being too focused on their own problems, and not enough on the problems of others. Finally, it's the result of people being too focused on their own feelings, and not enough on the feelings of others.
Now, I'm not saying that these things are bad, but I do think that they're contributing to the problem. I think that if we can focus more on the future, and less on the past, we can make a big difference. I think that if we can focus more on the problems of others, and less on our own problems, we can make a big difference. I think that if we can focus more on the feelings of others, and less on our own feelings, we can make a big difference.
So, what can you do to help? Well, first of all, you can start by focusing on the future. You can do this by learning about new things, and by trying new things. You can also do this by helping others. You can do this by volunteering, or by just being kind to others.
Secondly, you can focus on the problems of others. You can do this by learning about the problems that others are facing, and by trying to help them. You can also do this by volunteering, or by just being kind to others.
Finally, you can focus on the feelings of others. You can do this by learning about the feelings that others are experiencing, and by trying to understand them. You can also do this by volunteering, or by just being kind to others.
So, what do you think? Do you agree with me? Do you think that focusing on the future, and on the problems and feelings of others, will help to end woke

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-11-29T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: President Trump should pardon all the r-slurs who did Jan 6th
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm a rightoid so I don't have much sympathy for the r-slurs who did it, but it would be extremely funny and would be another reason to support the Orange Man.
COMMENTS:
C-SPAN +25m +10 / -0
> I'm a rightoid so I don't have much sympathy for the r-slurs who did it, but it would be extremely funny and would be another reason to support the Orange Man.
Nigga you're like 16. I'm 40 years old and I'm still on the fence about whether or not I should sympathize with them, but I know I shouldn't, because that would be retarded.
You're not even going to be voting in 2028. This is all going to be forgotten by then, and if you're still sperging about it, you should just rope because you're not going to be happy.

  MostRetardedDramanaut +7m +7 / -0
  > You're not even going to be voting in 2028
  No, but I want Trump to do it anyway
  :#marseytrumpfistpump:

    C-SPAN +2m +4 / -0
    I understand your sentiment, but I also believe we should put a lot of stock into the fact that, for a lot of people, the current state of the political world is being brought on by events that happened 10 years ago.

      MostRetardedDramanaut +10m +3 / -0
      I believe that Jan 6th, along with the 2016 election, 2020 election and Covid has all culminated in the political world being the way it is today. I don't really care about any of that though, I just want to see Trump do something that would piss off the leftoids.

  jxxxy +1h +6 / -0
  I feel bad for them but i don’t feel bad for them and it’s not my fault they’re retarded.

    C-SPAN +1m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-09-03T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :redlight: HOT :redlight: The bongs are finally catching on to the Jews
URL: {TWEET: RichardHanania}
VOTES: +61 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The first 500 people who send me a picture of their cock with the title "I'm not a retard" will get a special badge :marseyexcited:
COMMENTS:
Szrotmistrz +12m +51 / -0
{IMG}
The NWO really wants you to keep voting for them.

  MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +22 / -0
  >16k likes
  The masses are catching on :marseyagree:

    Dick_Dastardly +3m +16 / -0
    {IMG}

  Sphereserf3232 +1h +4 / -0
  I don’t get it :marseysad:

    Szrotmistrz +3m +8 / -0
    :marseysoypoint: NWO is an anti-semitic conspiracy theory, and this is a picture of the NWO's leader.

      Sphereserf3232 +1m +5 / -0
      Oh :marseysad:

        Szrotmistrz +2m +7 / -0
        :marseycheerup:
        It's ok, you can still be retarded.

          Sphereserf3232 +14m +5 / -0
          But I’m not :marseysad:

            Szrotmistrz +4m +4 / -0
            :#marseysurejan:

              Sphereserf3232 +1m +4 / -0
              I’m not :marseytears:

                Szrotmistrz +1m +4 / -0
                :marseycheerup: Ok.

                  Sphereserf3232 +1h +2 / -0
                  :marseyheart:

    Geralt_of_Uganda +2h +3 / -0
    Wtf is this marsey

      Sphereserf3232 +1h +2

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2025-05-23T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Turns out the /r/196 userbase are just as retarded as the rest of the internet
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is a snappy quote btw, just in case you thought the stupidest person on this site was someone here.
COMMENTS:
arsey +10m +20 / -0
I love how they do this shit. "It's a troll sub to troll rightoids!" lmao Yeah, I'm sure the sub is totally filled with trolls and not just retards.

  Midwit +1h +10 / -0
  > It's a troll sub to troll rightoids
  :#speechbubble:
  {IMG}

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +9 / -0
  :#marseytheyhatedher:

Midwit +4m +14 / -0
>snappy quote
{IMG}

  MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +11 / -0
  Yeah I'm aware, but I thought it was funny
  :#marseyretard2:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +52m +8 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

suggykong +1h +11 / -0
>randomly make a new reddit account
>go to r/196
>post "I'm so retarded"
>get 1000 upvotes
:#marseyshitforbrains:

  w1n5t0n +53m +10 / -0
  I was on there once and the top post was some redditor wanting to know why people don’t like him. He was obviously a virgin and his profile was nothing but anime and hentai. People were telling him he needs to try and get a girlfriend and he was like “oh I don’t want one I’m not ready”. I was thinking the dude is 30 and he’s never had sex in his life. So I made a post saying “I’m 30 and still haven’t had sex, I’m not going to have sex until I’m 40.” I got 200 upvotes and a bunch of people saying they’re

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-01-09T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The 2024 Chuds are so fucking cringe :marseydisgust:
URL: {REDDIT: r/2024chuds one_year_ago_tomorrow_trump_won_the_2020}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Just 365 days from now, Trump will be inaugurated as the 47th President of the United States of America.
> He will be the first president to be sworn in while being charged with two federal crimes, and he will be the first president to be sworn in with a felony conviction on his record.
> He will be the first president to be sworn in after having been impeached twice in one term.
> He will be the first president to be sworn in after having lost the popular vote.
> He will be the first president to be sworn in after having lost the electoral college vote.
> He will be the first president to be sworn in after having lost the Senate vote.
> He will be the first president to be sworn in after having lost the House vote.
> He will be the first president to be sworn in after having lost the Supreme Court vote.
> He will be the first president to be sworn in after having lost the federal court of appeals vote.
> He will be the first president to be sworn in after having lost the federal district court vote.
> He will be the first president to be sworn in after having lost the state court of appeals vote.
> He will be the first president to be sworn in after having lost the state district court vote.
> He will be the first president to be sworn in after having lost the state court of last resort vote.
> He will be the first president to be sworn in after having lost the state supreme court vote.
> He will be the first president to be sworn in after having lost the state appellate court vote.
> He will be the first president to be sworn in after having lost the state trial court vote.
> He will be the first president to be sworn in after having lost the state administrative law court vote.
> He will be the first president to be sworn in after having lost the state trial court of general jurisdiction vote.
> He will be the first president to be sworn in after having lost the state trial court of limited jurisdiction vote.
> He will be

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2025-02-05T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why does rdrama have the worst users?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was on a random site and I saw a post on rdrama. I clicked it, it was a post about this site and I was like "Huh, I didn't know they made this site". I click the link and it takes me to rDrama. I was like "Oh, this is the site that I saw a post about". I looked around and it's just a bunch of people being retarded.
COMMENTS:
BigBlackCockatiel +14m +3 / -0
> Why does rdrama have the worst users?
:#marseytroublemaker:

  MostRetardedDramanaut +1h +1 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

MeowMixed +2h +1 / -0
>posts on rdrama
>complains about the users
{IMG}

  MostRetardedDramanaut +4h +1 / -0
  :marseyagree:

    MeowMixed +44m +1 / -0
    You're a user of rdrama, that means you're in the bottom 50% of the userbase

      MostRetardedDramanaut +2h +1 / -0
      If I'm in the bottom 50%, why aren't you?

        MeowMixed +5m +1 / -0
        Because i'm better than you :marseyindignant:

          MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +1 / -0
          :marseyagree: :marseyagreewarpspeed: :marseyagreesuperspeed: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreesuperspeed: :marseyagreewarpspeed: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreesuperspeed: :marseyagreewarpspeed: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreesuperspeed: :marseyagreewarpspeed: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreesuperspeed: :marse

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2023-12-25T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Merry Christmas from the Dramanauts
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +76 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +4m +35 / -0
{IMG}

  MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +19 / -0
  {IMG}

    antiracist_tulpa +1m +14 / -0
    {IMG}

      MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +14 / -0
      {IMG}

        antiracist_tulpa +3m +11 / -0
        {IMG}

          MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +14 / -0
          {IMG}

            antiracist_tulpa +1m +11 / -0
            {IMG}

              MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +11 / -0
              {IMG}

                antiracist_tulpa +1m +10 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +8 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    antiracist_tulpa +1m +9 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +7 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        antiracist_tulpa +1m +9 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          MostRetardedDramanaut +3m +5 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            antiracist_tulpa +2m +6 / -0
                            {IMG}

          KONY_2032 +5h +2 / -0
          :marseyeyeroll: :marseyunamused:

BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +19 / -0
:#marseyhappytears:

  MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +21 / -0
  {IMG}

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +43s +15 / -0
    :#marseyhappytears:

      MostRetardedDramanaut +3m +13 / -0
      {IMG

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2021-10-02T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Drama? :marseystonetoss:
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/AgainstHateSubreddits
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is one of the best places to farm seethe, just find a new subreddit and mention them.
COMMENTS:
GooooooldMember +4m +13 / -0
> we are the good guys
:marseycope:

  GooooooldMember +1m +12 / -0
  > we are the good guys
  :marseycope:

    GooooooldMember +1m +12 / -0
    > we are the good guys
    :marseycope:

      GooooooldMember +1m +12 / -0
      > we are the good guys
      :marseycope:

        GooooooldMember +2m +12 / -0
        > we are the good guys
        :marseycope:

          GooooooldMember +1m +12 / -0
          > we are the good guys
          :marseycope:

            GooooooldMember +1m +12 / -0
            > we are the good guys
            :marseycope:

              GooooooldMember +1m +12 / -0
              > we are the good guys
              :marseycope:

                GooooooldMember +1m +12 / -0
                > we are the good guys
                :marseycope:

                  GooooooldMember +1m +12 / -0
                  > we are the good guys
                  :marseycope:

                    GooooooldMember +1m +12 / -0
                    > we are the good guys
                    :marseycope:

                      GooooooldMember +1m +12 / -0
                      > we are the good guys
                      :marseycope:

                        GooooooldMember +1m +12 / -0
                        > we are the good guys
                        :marseycope:

                          GooooooldMember +1m +12 / -0
                          > we are the

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-08-12T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a real woman
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm a real woman
COMMENTS:
WildStar +4m +6 / -0
>retarded
>masculine
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  MostRetardedDramanaut +42s +6 / -0
  I'm a real woman

Maximus +1m +5 / -0
:#pepoboner:

  MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +5 / -0
  I'm a real woman

    Maximus +5m +3 / -0
    :marseyprotestno:

      MostRetardedDramanaut +4m +3 / -0
      I'm a real woman

        Maximus +4m +4 / -0
        :pepereeeeee:

          MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +5 / -0
          I'm a real woman

            Maximus +1m +3 / -0
            :marseyrage:

              MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +3 / -0
              I'm a real woman

                Maximus +4m +3 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +2 / -0
                  I'm a real woman

                    Maximus +4m +2 / -0
                    :#pepereeeeee:

                      MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +2 / -0
                      I'm a real woman

                        Maximus +2m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +2 / -0
                          I'm a real woman

                            Maximus +2m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

  Ladytroon +1h +2 / -0
  > r-slurred
  > r-apeable
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

asshole +1h +3 / -0
i bet she can beat the shit out of the average foid
!slots100

  MostRetardedDramanaut +57

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-11-08T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: IT'S OVER. Kamala won the election
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Fuck Trump, fuck you
COMMENTS:
arsey +1m +4 / -0
I knew you were a bitch! I knew you were a bitch! I knew you were a bitch!

  MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +5 / -0
  I'm so sorry you had to learn this way, I've failed you

    arsey +1m +4 / -0
    You're a bitch and I'm disappointed in you. This is a personal failure and you need to fix it.

      MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +5 / -0
      I'm not going to fix it, I'm going to double down. I'm not going to apologize for anything, I'm going to double down.

        arsey +1m +3 / -0
        Fuck you you bitch.

          MostRetardedDramanaut +30s +4 / -0
          I'm sorry, I'm going to double down

            arsey +3m +3 / -0
            Bitch. You're going to double down on your b-wordiness and make me double down on hating you.

              MostRetardedDramanaut +28s +4 / -0
              I'm sorry, I'm going to double down

                arsey +1m +3 / -0
                I knew you were a b-word. You are a b-word. You have b-worded me. I will never trust you again. You have b-worded me. You are a b-word.

                  MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +3 / -0
                  I'm sorry, I'm going to double down

                    arsey +1m +2 / -0
                    You have b-worded me.

                      MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +3 / -0
                      I'm sorry, I'm going to double down

                        arsey +3m +2 / -0
                        You have b-worded me.

                          MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +3 / -0
                          I'm sorry, I'm going to double

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-07-16T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why aren't you donating to the Trump campaign?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
If you're not donating to the Trump campaign, you're a faggot and a faggot lover. Go to the site and send them some cash, you're probably richer than the average American anyway. If you're not a MAGAcel, you're not a real American.
COMMENTS:
KILL_EVERYONE +12m +10 / -0
i've donated to both trump and biden to ensure we have a 50/50 chance of winning
:#marseybigbrain:

  MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +6 / -0
  Based, I'm glad you're donating to Trump, that's what America needs. The only thing I don't like about your post is that you're donating to Biden.

    KILL_EVERYONE +2m +5 / -0
    :#marseyshrug:
    i don't like either of them but i have to pick one

      MostRetardedDramanaut +4m +5 / -0
      You don't have to pick one, you can donate to both. It's the only thing you can do to support your country and yourself.

        KILL_EVERYONE +2m +5 / -0
        :#marseythinkorino:
        hmm, i see your point. i will donate to both!

  WeihnachtenSalvador +51m +3 / -0
  When Biden wins will you help Trump to get out of jail ?

    KILL_EVERYONE +1h +1 / -0
    i don't know if i can actually do that but i will try my best
    :#marseyblowkiss:

Freak-Off +12m +7 / -0
I sent 2000 to Biden the other day. I hope he wins.

  MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +8 / -0
  {IMG}

    Freak-Off +3m +5 / -0
    I just want to see a 68 year old get raped in a prison. I'm not going to support a convicted

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-05-13T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Does anyone else have a weird porn addiction?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +25 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been pretty obsessed with it recently, I'll find an hour of my day and just watch porn for it. I'll go to the gym and watch porn while I'm on the elliptical. It's weird.
COMMENTS:
MeowMixed +1h +15 / -0
Do you watch porn to masturbate or to be aroused? If you watch porn to masturbate then it's not really a porn addiction, its just a masturbation addiction

  MostRetardedDramanaut +1h +10 / -0
  I watch porn to be aroused and then masturbate, but I'm weird. I'll have a normal day, watch porn, masturbate and then forget about it until I see porn again

    MeowMixed +1m +9 / -0
    That's the most normal way to be tbh. You are a porn addict, but it's not a degenerate one

      MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +9 / -0
      :marseyemojismilemouthcoldsweat:

    TrappyIsBae +2h +4 / -0
    You're just a normal guy, bro. It's the porn that's weird.

JimieWhales +3m +12 / -0
No, I just have sex with hot people.

  MostRetardedDramanaut +4m +11 / -0
  That's not even possible

    JimieWhales +2m +11 / -0
    :#marseyindignantwoman:

      MostRetardedDramanaut +11m +9 / -0
      >woman
      {IMG}
      :#marseyindignantwoman:

    Ladytroon +41m +5 / -0
    I have sex with foids who are hot, as well as some who aren’t hot
    I don’t see the connection

      MostRetardedDramanaut +3m +5 / -0
      You're not a man, you're a faggot

        Ladytroon +1m +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-02-27T14Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseychud: :marseysoypoint: :marseychud: :marseysoypoint: :marseychud: :marseysoypoint:
URL: {TWEET: vijay_gupta}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +2m +20 / -0
> 100% white
{IMG}

  MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +14 / -0
  {IMG}
  :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

    ABC +1m +13 / -0
    >100% white
    :#marseymutt2:

    SaveUsUncleTed +2h +4 / -0
    :#marseyblack:
    {IMG}

  Thirtythirst4sissies +3m +12 / -0
  This isn't even a meme it's the average burger

    ABC +1m +8 / -0
    {IMG}

      SaveUsUncleTed +2h +3 / -0
      :#marseyitsallsotiresome:

        ABC +2m +4 / -0
        {IMG}

  MarseySheepdog +33m +8 / -0
  > 100% white
  {IMG}

  SaveUsUncleTed +2h +4 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  lain +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseymutt2:

arsey +18m +11 / -0
> [He is really afraid to be a minority in the US. He is using the whites as an excuse to not be one.]({TWEET: vijay_gupta})
lol

EliteBuckBreaker +53m +5 / -0
0% chance it isn't some white guy

  MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +3 / -0
  >Indian
  >White

    EliteBuckBreaker +2m +3 / -0
    >Indian
    >White

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-11-23T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 1000th post celebration thread
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +38 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been here for 4 years and made 1000 posts, happy now?
!metashit
COMMENTS:
Z +1h +13 / -1 [S]
I've been here 1.5 years and have made 1500 posts. I'm not even top 50 by total posts. What's your excuse?

  MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +6 / -1
  I have a life that's not a terminally online internet addict

    Z +2m +7 / -1 [S]
    >I have a life
    {IMG}

      MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +4 / -1
      :marseyblowkiss: that's what the wife's for

    ACA +2h +5 / -0
    {IMG}

      MostRetardedDramanaut +50s +4 / -0
      :marseyshrug:

    24-7_ROCK_COCK +1h +4 / -1
    yeah but you dont make anything of it. just like your posts

      MostRetardedDramanaut +4m +4 / -1
      > Just like your posts
      :marseyxd:
      > you dont make anything of it.
      :marseyshrug: I do, I just don't make it about me

        24-7_ROCK_COCK +1m +3 / -1
        well thats fucking lame

          MostRetardedDramanaut +4m +2 / -1
          :#marseycheerup:

  24-7_ROCK_COCK +1h +4 / -1
  > I'm not even top 50 by total posts. What's your excuse?
  you're not top 50 by anything

    Z +26m +2 / -1 [S]
    I'm top 50 by total comments

      24-7_ROCK_COCK +12m +4 / -1
      :#marse

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-07-14T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoypoint: New Marsey just dropped
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!friendsofmimwee !dramatards
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +13 / -0
:#marseysoypointsnappyquote:

  MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +11 / -0
  It's a good emoji

    peepeehands +2m +9 / -0
    :#marseysoypointgold:
    !slots1000

      MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +9 / -0
      :#marseysoypointgoldpoint: !slots1000

        peepeehands +4m +7 / -0
        :#marseysoypointgoldpoint: !slots1000

          MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +7 / -0
          :#marseysoypointgoldpoint: !slots1000

            peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
            :#marseysoypointgoldpoint: !slots1000

              MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +7 / -0
              :#marseysoypointgoldpoint: !slots1000

                peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
                :#marseysoypointgoldpoint: !slots1000

                  MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +6 / -0
                  :#marseysoypointgoldpoint: !slots1000

                    peepeehands +4m +6 / -0
                    :#marseysoypointgoldpoint: !slots1000

                      MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +6 / -0
                      :#marseysoypointgoldpoint: !slots1000

                        peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
                        :#marseysoypointgoldpoint: !slots1000

                          MostRetardedD

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2025-06-22T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am a Dramanaut. I am a gay man. I am a human being. I am a political prisoner. I am a political prisoner because I am a gay man. I am a political prisoner because I am a human being. I am a political prisoner because I am a Dramanaut.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Long live the CCP.
COMMENTS:
Bardpinged +29m +3 / -0
:#marseydisagree:
You are not a political prisoner, you're a political retard

  MostRetardedDramanaut +1h +2 / -0
  You're a retard

    Bardpinged +1m +2 / -0
    And you're a political retard :#marseyindignant:

      MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +2 / -0
      You're a retard

        Bardpinged +3m +2 / -0
        :#marseyagreesuperspeed:
        Now you're a political retard too

          MostRetardedDramanaut +4m +2 / -0
          You're a retard

            Bardpinged +1m +2 / -0
            And you're a political retard :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

              MostRetardedDramanaut +3m +2 / -0
              You're a retard

                Bardpinged +4m +2 / -0
                And you're a political retard :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

                  MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +2 / -0
                  You're a retard

                    Bardpinged +1m +2 / -0
                    And you're a political retard :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

                      MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +2 / -0
                      You're a retard

                        Bardpinged +1m +2 / -0
                        And you're a political retard :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

                          MostRetardedDramanaut +4m +2 / -0
                          You're a retard

                            Bardpinged +2m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2022-06-07T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My girlfriend's ex has a dick too big for her. I'm considering the possibility that she might be a man.
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_girlfriends_ex_has_a_dick_too_big_for_her_im}
VOTES: +105 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Here's the original post, but I'm just going to highlight my favourite parts:
> I'm a straight guy and my girlfriend is a straight girl. We met on Tinder, and I never thought much about it until she started talking to her ex. He's a "straight guy" too.
> Anyway, she just got back from her date and I asked her if she had a good time. She says yeah, but it was weird. I asked her why, and she said that he was too big for her. I didn't know how to respond. I've heard of guys being able to do that, but I never knew if it was a thing that could happen to girls. Anyway, I did some research and found out that it's a thing that can happen to girls. I'm not sure if I should be concerned or not. I just want to make sure that she's not in any danger.
> I'm not sure what to do. I'm not sure if I should be concerned or not. I just want to make sure that she's not in any danger.
> Edit: I'm not sure if I should be concerned or not. I just want to make sure that she's not in any danger. I'm not sure what to do.
> Edit 2: I'm not sure if I should be concerned or not. I just want to make sure that she's not in any danger. I'm not sure what to do.
> Edit 3: I'm not sure if I should be concerned or not. I just want to make sure that she's not in any danger. I'm not sure what to do.
> Edit 4: I'm not sure if I should be concerned or not. I just want to make sure that she's not in any danger. I'm not sure what to do.
> Edit 5: I'm not sure if I should be concerned or not. I just want to make sure that she's not in any danger. I'm not sure what to do.
>

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2023-05-15T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytransattentionseeker: tries to be edgy, fails
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Link]({REDDIT: r/196 rule})
COMMENTS:
PlsNope +1m +7 / -0
> How about you go back to the small rural town you came from and stay there.
>> I'm not from a rural town. I'm from a fairly large city in the south.
:#marseyxdoubt:

  MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +10 / -0
  The fact that you believe this says a lot about you

  9 +2m +7 / -0
  :#marseyxdoubt:
  i've seen a lot of rural chuds on reddit and they're usually at least somewhat intelligent

    PlsNope +1m +4 / -0
    I don't know what that's supposed to mean

      9 +1m +4 / -0
      :marseybrainletclapping:

        PlsNope +1m +4 / -0
        You didn't really think I was from a rural town, did you? That would be so funny if you did

          9 +1m +4 / -0
          :marseyagreefast:

            PlsNope +53s +4 / -0
            {GIF}

  911roofer +10m +3 / -0
  A city is a large rural town.

  Downie +1h +3 / -0
  I'm a country boy, born and raised, the south is my home
  :marseytrump:

  Elise_Culpepper +1h +3 / -0
  > fairly large
  They're saying they're from a city with over 100,000 people and are still calling it rural

  sirpingsalot +1h +2 / -0
  You know, it's really hard for me to be sympathetic to people who are mean to me when I'm trying to be friendly, even if they're right. Like sure, maybe I'm not the

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2025-05-06T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/RedditAlternatives debates whether the orange man is a dictator or not
URL: {REDDIT: r/RedditAlternatives reddit_is_so_bad_that_i_want_to_go_back}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> If you want to return to reddit, I recommend you use the onion link - reddit.com
> It's still the same old reddit, but it's hosted on Tor, which makes it very difficult for anyone to shut down. You can also find a number of other Tor sites, such as Voat (voat.xyz) and Ruqqus (ruqqus.com).
> If you don't want to use Tor, you can still use the clearnet link - reddit.com
> However, you should be aware that the clearnet link may be subject to censorship. In addition, the clearnet link may be subject to DNS poisoning, which may cause the link to redirect to a malicious site.
> If you want to use a different link, you can use the following link - reddit.com
> This link is hosted on a different server, which makes it more difficult for anyone to shut down. However, you should be aware that this link may be subject to censorship.
> If you want to use a different link, you can use the following link - reddit.com
> This link is hosted on a different server, which makes it more difficult for anyone to shut down. However, you should be aware that this link may be subject to censorship.
> If you want to use a different link, you can use the following link - reddit.com
> This link is hosted on a different server, which makes it more difficult for anyone to shut down. However, you should be aware that this link may be subject to censorship.
> If you want to use a different link, you can use the following link - reddit.com
> This link is hosted on a different server, which makes it more difficult for anyone to shut down. However, you should be aware that this link may be subject to censorship.
> If you want to use a different link, you can use the following link - reddit.com
> This link is hosted on a different server, which makes it more difficult for anyone to shut down. However, you should be aware that this link may be subject to censorship.
> If you want to

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-07-15T16Z
HOLE: pol
TITLE: Chuds are now praising a woman
URL: {TWEET: RichardHanania}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is terrible for drama
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +5 / -0
:#marseywould:

  MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +6 / -0
  I would rather have sex with a dog than a woman, let alone a brown woman

  cyberdick +5m +5 / -0
  > Hanania
  :marseysurejan:a

    peepeehands +5m +5 / -0
    I'd be the first to break her

      whyareyou +3h +3 / -0
      by breaking your ass, probably

Pomodorodorodoro +2h +4 / -0
I'm not really into women, but I wouldn't mind a little fun with a nice-looking woman.a

  whyareyou +1h +4 / -0
  a nice looking woman?a

    MostRetardedDramanaut +3h +2 / -0
    Have sex with a woman?cott

      whyareyou +2m +3 / -0
      *no*
      *please*
      *I am not a faggot*a

        MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +3 / -0
        Do you want to have sex with a woman?cott

          whyareyou +1m +3 / -0
          *no*aa

            MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +3 / -0
            Have sex with a woman?cott

              whyareyou +58s +3 / -0
              *no*
              *please*
              *I am not a faggot*cott

                MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +3 / -0
                Do you want to have sex with a woman?cott

                  whyareyou +1m +3 / -0
                  *no*
                  *please*
                  *I am not a faggot*cott

                    MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-09-29T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Women who are into BDSM: is it true that the more you're into BDSM, the more you like women with small tits? :marseycoomer2:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
There's a really popular niche for petite women with small tits in the BDSM community, and it's not even a fetish. Just women who like BDSM. I'm not saying all women into BDSM like this, but it's a pretty big niche.
I've never seen any evidence that this is the case outside of BDSM, so I think there's something going on here. I wonder if there's some sort of :marseycoomer: subconscious thing going on? Is there any way to test this out?
COMMENTS:
hater +2m +17 / -0
> Women who are into BDSM
:#marseypenis:

  MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +10 / -0
  This isn't a real man, this is a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman

    hater +2m +11 / -0
    You're the one who started the conversation by talking about women, so I assumed you're a woman. :marseyshrug:

      MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +8 / -0
      I'm a trans man. I'm a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman

        hater +1m +7 / -0
        In that case, I assumed you're a trans woman. :marseyshrug:

          MostRetardedDramanaut +59s +7 / -0
          You're the one pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman

            hater +3m +6 / -0
            I'm a trans man pretending to be a trans woman pretending to be a trans man pretending to be a trans woman. :marseybow:

              MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +6 / -0
              No you're the one pretending to be a trans man pretending to be a trans woman pretending to be a trans man pretending to be a trans woman

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2024-10-11T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag2:
URL: {TWEET: lporiginalg}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ThePhantomBussy +1h +18 / -0
So like...I get that you've got a :marseytrain: fetish but maybe don't post it to Twitter where children have access?

  Haberdasher +2h +14 / -0
  It's a fetish, but it's also a fetish for a fetish. He's not a transvestite, he's a transvestite fetishist. He's more likely to be trying to fuck the :marseytrain:s than them fuck him.

  peepeehands +6h +9 / -0
  he's a top so he's probably trying to get a transwoman to fuck him
  he's not trying to fuck the transwoman himself

  MostRetardedDramanaut +3m +7 / -0
  So you're saying he needs to post more of it?

  cyberdick +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

911roofer +5h +10 / -0
I bet the trans lives matter doesn’t understand why he’s being bullied.

GooooooldMember +5h +10 / -0
> i just want to fuck the bussy
> please let me fuck the bussy
> i just want to fuck the bussy
> please let me fuck the bussy
> i just want to fuck the bussy

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2023-12-02T02Z
HOLE: meta
TITLE: I have the best profile
URL: /@MostRetardedDramanaut
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have 22 fucking badges, more than anyone else. I have the most marseys, 129. I have the most comments, 3400. I have the most posts, 1800. I have the most upvotes, 107000.
I am the best
:#marseybuff:
COMMENTS:
Spiderman +1m +1 / -0
{GIF}eded

  MostRetardedDramanaut +2m +1 / -0
  What

    Spiderman +2m +1 / -0
    :marseydisintegrate:

      MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +1 / -0
      What?

        Spiderman +5m +1 / -0
        :marseyspiderman2:

          MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +1 / -0
          What?

            Spiderman +1m +1 / -0
            :marseyhesfluffyyouknow:

              MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +1 / -0
              What?

                Spiderman +3m +1 / -0
                :marseygunshotsuicide:

                  MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +1 / -0
                  What?

                    Spiderman +1m +1 / -0
                    :marseyretard3:

                      MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +1 / -0
                      What?

                        Spiderman +3m +1 / -0
                        :marseyshutitdown:

                          MostRetardedDramanaut +1m +1 / -0
                          What?

                            Spiderman +3m +1 / -0
                            :marseyblind:

weiguksa +15h +1 / -0
Wrong, my profile is better.ed
:#marseysmughips:

  MostRetardedDramanaut +58m +2 / -0
  Ok retarded

    weiguksa +

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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2023-09-23T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I want to fuck @ted_simp
URL: N/A
VOTES: +46 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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AUTHOR: MostRetardedDramanaut
DATE: 2025-04-06T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I made a post on /r/AskReddit and it's getting attention :marseyretardchad:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_weirdest_thing_youve_ever_seen_in_a}
VOTES: +63 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Link to my comment:
{REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_weirdest_thing_youve_ever_seen_in_a}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
cyberdick +25m +44 / -0
> I’m just thankful I had the right personality type to not care about what others think of me. I’ve always just been me. I am happy I don’t care about the opinions of others and I’m happy they don’t know me. I just feel sorry for them. They will never know the joy of being free from the opinions of others.
:marseyxdorbit: !retards

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +27 / -0
  :#marseyme:

  89wc +16m +21 / -0
  >I am happy I don't care about the opinions of others
  :#surejan:

    Haberdasher +3h +4 / -0
    He's also happy they don't know him. I don't think that's possible if he's so concerned about their opinion.

  |V|askerade +2h +10 / -0
  He's not wrong though. If you only cared about what others think of you, you wouldn't be happy.

    cyberdick +1m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

  Haberdasher +3h +5 / -0
  It's not that he doesn't care about what others think, it's that he doesn't care what others think about him. Which is very different.

    cyberdick +10m +5 / -0
    He doesn't care about what others think about him, that's why he is asking them for their opinion

      Haberdasher +10m +5 / -0
      Well, yes, but his whole post is about how he doesn't care about their opinions. He's not saying he doesn't

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-11-01T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I like to think this is how we all look
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
They're very photogenic. I like this one:
{IMG}

ACA +11m +1 / -0
I like to think that I am a gay cat
I like to think that I am a gay cat
I like to think that I am a gay cat
I like to think that I am a gay cat
{IMG}.hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-03-03T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is rittenhouse a good boy or is he a bad boy? (poll inside)
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i would like to hear your opinion
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +1m +21 / -0
he's cute so he's a good boy :marseylove:

  MouthFarting +1m +7 / -0
  i didn't know that. i thought he was ugly

  Lv999_Lich_King +2h +2 / -0
  I'm gonna pound his bussy

    antiracist_tulpa +49s +2 / -0
    :#marseyfedpostglow:

  Lv999_Lich_King +2h +2 / -0
  I'm gonna pound his bussy

  Lv999_Lich_King +2h +2 / -0
  I'm gonna pound his bussy

  Lv999_Lich_King +2h +2 / -0
  I'm gonna pound his bussy

  Lv999_Lich_King +2h +2 / -0
  I'm gonna pound his bussy

  Lv999_Lich_King +2h +2 / -0
  I'm gonna pound his bussy

  Lv999_Lich_King +2h +2 / -0
  I'm gonna pound his bussy

  Lv999_Lich_King +2h +2 / -0
  I'm gonna pound his bussy

  Lv999_Lich_King +2h +2 / -0
  I'm gonna pound his bussy

  Lv999_Lich_King +2h +2 / -0
  I'm gonna pound his bussy

  Lv999_Lich_King +2h +2 / -0
  I'm gonna pound his bussy

  Lv999_Lich_King +2h +2 / -0
  I'm gonna pound his bussy

  Lv999_Lich_King +2h +2 / -0
  I'm gonna pound his b

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2024-02-26T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Does anyone here remember the r/loveforlandlords subreddit?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i was a mod there in 2016/2017. i dont know what happened to it, i just know i wasnt a mod for a while and then i came back and it was dead
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +1m +8 / -0
i remember it being funny
:#marseywhirlyhat:

  NO +16m +5 / -0
  I remember it being banned in 2015

    antiracist_tulpa +4m +6 / -0
    :#marseywait:

NO +16m +5 / -0
Remember when the admins banned it because of a single post that they claimed was "promoting hatred"

  MouthFarting +20m +4 / -0
  That’s kinda true but there were a lot of posts about hating black people

    NO +5h +2 / -0
    It's a very specific post with a very specific username. That's all I remember.

      MouthFarting +1h +3 / -0
      I remember it being a black guy saying “all white people are racist”

        NO +2h +2 / -0
        It was a black guy saying all white people are racist

          MouthFarting +39m +2 / -0
          Damn thats actually funny

      MouthFarting +1h +1 / -0
      I remember it being a black guy saying “all white people are racist”

X +3m +4 / -0
:#marseyxdoubt:

  MouthFarting +31m +4 / -0
  If you cant believe me then ask the other mods

    X +14m +2 / -0
    @landlord_messiah @dramamine @arsey

      Landlord_Messiah +16m +4 / -0
      I remember him

        MouthFarting +3h +1 / -0
        :marseyembrace:

      Dramamine +37m +3

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-03-13T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymad: :marseyraging: :marseymad: :marseyraging: :marseymad: :marseyraging: :marseymad: :marseyraging:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i wasnt sure if i should post this here but i think its a good video. please watch and comment down below
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +1 / -0
{IMG}ed

  MouthFarting +10m +1 / -0
  i dont understanded?

    peepeehands +14m +2 / -0
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_2014_United_States_Senate_electionsed?
    > The 2014 United States Senate elections were held on November 4, 2014, to elect 33 of the 100 United States Senators. All 34 Class 1 Senate seats were up for election, including the Class 1 seats from Iowa and Montana that were vacant following the death of Senator Chuck Grassley in January 2013 and the resignation of Senator John McCain in July 2014, respectively. The results of this election determined which party would control the United States Senate for the first two years of the 114th United States Congress, which began on January 20, 2015.
    > On March 25, 2013, the Senate Democratic Campaign Committee (SDCC) announced a $50 million re-election program for the 2014 midterm elections. The SDCC had raised $100 million to oppose Republican candidates. In contrast, the Senate Leadership Fund (SLF) had raised $120 million for the Republican Senate campaigns. The SLF was formed in the wake of the 2012 election, and is run by Republican Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell, who is also the SLF's campaign chairman. The SLF is the first such group in the history of the Senate, and is described as a "super PAC" by its backers.
    > According to FiveThirty

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-05-13T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just saw a tiktok of a :marseywomanmoment2: on a date, with a guy who's literally her father. I'm not joking
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
MouthFarting +3m +10 / -0
@frozenchosen @august @marseyismywaifu
lol my comment got auto deleted. i dont know why

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +12 / -0
  > @FrozenChosen @August @MarseyIsMyWaifu
  > lol my comment got auto deleted. i dont know why
  :#marseyxd:

    MouthFarting +44m +3 / -0
    lol it was a typo. i just saw your username and thought you were the one who deleted it

  FrozenChosen +2m +7 / -0
  :marseygossip:

    MouthFarting +44m +4 / -0
    i dont know what this means

      FrozenChosen +1m +3 / -0
      That I’m going to be gossiping with you

  August +26m +6 / -0
  You need to be subscribed to a hole to post in it

    MouthFarting +20m +3 / -0
    oh ok i didnt know that. thanks

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +5 / -0
  > @FrozenChosen @August @MarseyIsMyWaifu
  > lol my comment got auto deleted. i dont know why
  :#marseyxd:

    MouthFarting +44m +3 / -0
    lol it was a typo. i just saw your username and thought you were the one who deleted it

  FrozenChosen +2m +4 / -0
  :marseygossip:

    MouthFarting +44m +3 / -0
    i dont know what this means

      FrozenChosen +1m +3 / -0
      That I’m going to be gossiping with you

        MouthFart

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-07-07T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: After years of research, I have determined that most (if not all) of the rdrama users are indian
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The overwhelming majority of our users speak english, have a very high IQ, and have never experienced racism in their life. all of these things are impossible if they are actually from india. I have considered all the possibilities, and the only remaining option is that they are indian. Please give me my gold star for this excellent deduction
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
> and have never experienced racism in their life.
Not even close to the truth. Most of us have racist experiences daily.

  MouthFarting +4m +2 / -0
  i didnt say they never experienced racism. i said they never experienced racism in their life

    Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
    Fair enough

      MouthFarting +2m +2 / -0
      thanks for the gold star! :marseyaward:

aminobastard +3h +2 / -0
:#marseyakshually:
> Most of us have racist experiences daily.

  MouthFarting +47m +2 / -0
  i didnt say they never experienced racism. i said they never experienced racism in their life

    aminobastard +1h +2 / -0
    :#!marseyakshually:

      MouthFarting +3h +2 / -0
      :marseyakshually:

        aminobastard +6h +1 / -0
        :#marseyakshually:ott

Red_Shill +1h +1 / -0
I'm white

  MouthFarting +15m +1 / -0
  im white too and i think you're a liar :marseyindignant:

    Red_Shill +12m +2 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

      MouthFarting +36m +2 / -0
      :marseyagreefast:ott

  MouthFarting +12m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-04-25T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [meme] why can’t i post this to /h/gaybros
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Geralt_of_Uganda +3m +8 / -0
I can't believe you'd do that to your bottom

  MouthFarting +2m +5 / -0
  :#marseysmug2:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2h +4 / -0
  I can believe it

    Geralt_of_Uganda +8h +1 / -0
    :marseyshy4:

Elias_Acorn +1h +2 / -0
Cute but its just a big booty man. :marseyfemboy: me

  MouthFarting +1h +1 / -0
  i didnt know there was a big booty man marsey :marseyxd: me@ss

    Elias_Acorn +12m +2 / -0
    :marseyfemboy: @ you

      MouthFarting +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyblowkiss:

        Elias_Acorn +1m +1 / -0
        :#marseyfemboy:

          MouthFarting +1m +1 / -0
          @ you

TheDunceonMaster +2h +1 / -0
Because you're not gay, you're a straggot in denial.

  MouthFarting +20m +1 / -0
  cope me

    TheDunceonMaster +28m +1 / -0
    @ you me

      MouthFarting +1h +1 / -0
      :marseyblowkiss: me

        TheDunceonMaster +3h +1 / -0
        :marseyfemboy: @ you

          MouthFarting +6h +1 / -0
          @ you

            TheDunceonMaster +1h +1 / -0
            :marseyfemboy: @ you

              MouthFarting +3

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-02-13T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: doctor says trains are more likely to be autistic, causes major drama on twitter
URL: {TWEET: DrDiedrich}
VOTES: +105 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
first off, i love this train because she is such a good drama queen. her twitter account is hilarious and she causes drama on a daily basis. she is a licensed doctor so i can't say she is completely wrong but still, she is a terrible doctor
there is a lot of drama so here are a few links
{TWEET: DrDiedrich}
> I'm a psychiatrist. This isn't a social media platform. Do you know what a correlation is? We've known for decades that autistic people are more likely to be trans.
>> :marseytrain: Transgender people are more likely to be autistic? That's a transphobic thing to say.
>>> I'm a transgender woman. I'm also autistic. I'm also a psychiatrist.
>>>> :marseytrain: "I'm a psychiatrist. This isn't a social media platform. Do you know what a correlation is? We've known for decades that autistic people are more likely to be trans."
>>>>> I know what a correlation is. I'm a psychiatrist. I'm also trans. I'm also autistic.
this is a classic example of trains not understanding statistics. correlation does not equal causation. also, correlation does not mean one thing causes the other. correlation could mean they are just correlated and nothing causes the other
{TWEET: DrDiedrich}
> :marseytrain: I'm a transgender woman. I'm also autistic. I'm also a psychiatrist.
> You're also a TERF. Stop putting your views on the people you treat.
> You're a bad doctor and a bad person. Don't ever treat anyone again.
>> I'm a licensed psychiatrist. You're a mentally ill person who should be receiving treatment. If you're a psychiatrist, you should know that.
>>> :marseytrain: You're a licensed psychiatrist? So you've been to medical school, right?
>>> You've been to medical school? So you know how to listen to and understand people, right?
>>> You know how to listen to and understand people? So you know that your views and ideas are not accepted by

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-05-04T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: where is the porn hole
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I can't find it
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +12 / -1
:#marseyprotestno:

  MouthFarting +1m +6 / -0
  but i want it :marseysad:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +8 / -0
    You don't deserve it

      MouthFarting +3m +6 / -0
      what did i do :marseycrying:

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +8 / -0
        You made me unhappy

          MouthFarting +4m +5 / -0
          i am so sorry. i will do better in the future

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +7 / -0
            :#marseyprotestyes:

              MouthFarting +2m +5 / -0
              thank you. i think we are good now

                MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +5 / -0
                :#marseyprotestyes:

    9 +42m +3 / -0
    :#marseyprotestno:

      MouthFarting +17m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

carpathianflorist +57s +11 / -0
/h/glory

  MouthFarting +1m +7 / -0
  where is the bussy hole

    carpathianflorist +1m +12 / -0
    /h/femboy

      MouthFarting +1m +7 / -0
      thank you carp :marseyblowkiss:

        carpathianflorist +1m +9 / -0
        You’re welcome, bigot.

          MouthFarting +2m +4 / -0
          i am not a bigot. i think all men are cute and valid

        9 +40m +3 / -0
        :#marseyprotestno:

          MouthFarting +18

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-03-07T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit admins add a new feature where you can see the number of upvotes/downvotes you get per comment. Will this increase or decrease drama?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +57 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i dont think it will cause much drama, but if you have a lot of downvotes, your comment will be highlighted in red. i also dont think people will care that much because they usually have a lot of karma and are used to being upvoted.
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +2m +39 / -0
Show them how much we truly care about each and every one of their comments.
{IMG}

  MouthFarting +2m +13 / -0
  how do you do this

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +2m +14 / -0
    I use the codecel plugin called redgifs for reddit. Also use a vpn or something so you don't get blocked.

      MouthFarting +3m +10 / -0
      i already use that plugin but i dont see any numbers. can you show me an example of what it looks like?

        YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +11 / -0
        Like this.
        {IMG}
        I think it's showing how many votes you get for each post.

          MouthFarting +1m +12 / -0
          i dont see it. you might have to screenshot it because i cant see your screen. oh never mind i see it now

            YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +3m +9 / -0
            Ya it shows how many votes you get for each post. Also you can see how many comments you get for each post.

              MouthFarting +2m +5 / -0
              yea i see that now. i was looking at the wrong place lol. how do i turn on the comments number?

                YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +2m +3 / -0
                I don't think you can do that. Maybe the same people who made this feature will do the same for comments. Also I think it's a reddit only thing so you can't see it on 3rd party

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-02-17T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i made a funny reddit joke. please upvote
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_wish_i_was_a_woman}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

transgirltradwife +30m +1 / -0
Why did you post this?

  MouthFarting +10m +1 / -0
  @chiobu why are you downvoting my posts. do you even know what a downvote is?
  edit: @chiobu your downvotes are hurting my ego and i feel like crying

    X +1m +1 / -0
    i was drunk last night and don't remember

      MouthFarting +3m +1 / -0
      you need to take a break and touch some grass. no seriously, you need a break

        X +1m +1 / -0
        i was drunk last night and don't remember

          MouthFarting +46m +1 / -0
          maybe you should consider not drinking so much

    transgirltradwife +3h +1 / -0
    Why did you post this here?

      MouthFarting +1h +1 / -0
      i made a funny reddit joke. please upvote

        transgirltradwife +6h +2 / -0
        @chiobu, you need to stop making these people angry

          X +20m +2 / -0
          :#marseyfuckyou:

            transgirltradwife +1d +2 / -0
            :marseyfuckyou2:

              X +3m +2 / -0
              :#marseyfuckyou2:

                transgirltradwife +3h +2 / -0
                @chiobu why are you downvoting my posts. do you even know what a downvote is?

                  X +1m +1 / -0
                  :#marseyfuckyou2: :#marseyfuckyou2: :#marseyfuckyou2: :#marseyfuckyou2: :#marseyfuckyou2:

                    trans

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-10-14T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Elon musk has the most retarded ass twitter posts
URL: {TWEET: elonmusk}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> 22% of Americans are overweight. 100% of Americans are under the weight of a cow.
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +1m +11 / -0
He's just trying to keep the rightoids entertained. He knows they're retarded and have no sense of humor

  MarseySheepdog +29m +5 / -0
  I feel like he’s trying to get them to calm down because they’re about to realize that he’s not actually a rightoid and it’s just going to be way more awkward if they find out he’s actually a rightoid.

  MouthFarting +2m +4 / -0
  i think he is a rightoid

    BigBussyHunter +1m +7 / -0
    :marseyagree:
    I mean he's definitely a rightoid, I just think he's not a rightoid at heart

      MarseySheepdog +29m +4 / -0
      Yeah, he’s definitely a rightoid and definitely not a rightoid at heart, he’s just a libertarian who hates the government and thinks it’s retarded for a government to be making rules about what you can or can’t do with your own body.

        BigBussyHunter +3m +3 / -0
        I'm surprised he hasn't gotten more rightoids on board by now with that stance

          MarseySheepdog +8m +3 / -0
          I think he knows that he’s going to be the guy that lets the rightoids down in the end, but he still has to act like he’s in their corner for now.

            BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
            :marseyxd: That is so true

      MouthFarting +2m +2 / -0
      oh yea i was thinking more like a normal rightoid. but i guess he is a rightoid at heart

        BigBussyHunter +1m +4 / -0
        He is, but I don't think he's a rightoid at

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-07-24T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: schizocel gets doxxed
URL: /post/190680/reminder-to-everyone-who-thought-i/4655838#context
VOTES: +31 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
HOTEP +13m +16 / -0
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2022-07-22T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Transphobia on the streets of new york
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
lmao +15m +1 / -0
If he wasnt trans this would be a funny jokeing

  MouthFarting +4m +1 / -0
  I think it would still be funny if the guy wasnt trans

    lmao +2m +1 / -0
    If the guy wasnt trans it would be funny. If the guy wasnt trans and it was a joke then it would be funny.inging

      MouthFarting +1m +2 / -0
      :marseywords:

        lmao +3m +1 / -0
        :marseysmug2:ing

          MouthFarting +4m +2 / -0
          :marseyagree:

            lmao +1m +1 / -0
            :marseyagreefast:

              MouthFarting +1m +2 / -0
              :marseyagreefast:ing

                lmao +1m +1 / -0
                :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-02-20T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: There’s a subreddit for people who are too stupid to even be in r/stupidpol
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/stupidpol
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
the entire subreddit is just a bunch of rightoids. here is a sample of some of their posts
{REDDIT: r/stupidpol comment}
{REDDIT: r/stupidpol comment}
{REDDIT: r/stupidpol comment}
{REDDIT: r/stupidpol comment}
COMMENTS:
Elon_SUSk +1h +6 / -0
r/stupidpol is just /r/politics for people who aren't smart enough to realize that it's a shitty subreddit.

  MouthFarting +28m +4 / -0
  i think the average r/politics poster is actually smarter than the average stupidpol poster

  BigBussyHunter +26m +2 / -0
  {GIF}

DickButtKiss +2h +4 / -0
I like how you can just look at the comments and immediately tell which ones are leftoids and which ones are rightoids
Trans lives matteries are subhuman

FukinSukinCukin +2h +2 / -0
I used to be on stupidpol. It's good for getting some moderate opinions if you're not too far gone.ies are subhuman

  MouthFarting +3m +3 / -0
  it is a good subreddit. i think stupidpolers would fit in better on r/centrist or r/centrismies are subhumanies are subhuman

    FukinSukinCukin +2m +3 / -0
    I'm not so sure about r/centrism. They're just as insufferable as the leftists on stupidpol.
    There's a reason I left. :marseysmug:
    I think r/politicalcompassmemes is a good sub for stupidpolers but their mods are too cucked.

      MouthFarting +1h +2 / -0
      you're right, r/centrism is also a shithole. r/politicalcompassmemes is the only good subreddit left

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2022-11-19T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The president of the united states is a literal monkey
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
If you dont believe me, ask him what he did on january 6th
COMMENTS:
DickButtKiss +2m +3 / -0
Haha I love these pictures of him. Such a weird looking guy

  whyareyou +22m +3 / -0
  his real name is Donny Pumperino

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +25m +2 / -0
@bbbb this guy thinks he's a monkey

  goodNews4U +3m +5 / -0
  This guy thinks he's a monkey. What a ridiculous statement.

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +1 / -0
    I love monkeys

      goodNews4U +6m +2 / -0
      You love monkeys? What's wrong with you?

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +1 / -0
        Nothing! I love monkeys!

          goodNews4U +8m +2 / -0
          What's wrong with you? You love monkeys? You must be insane!

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +1 / -0
            I love monkeys. I also love you.

              goodNews4U +6m +2 / -0
              You must be kidding. I couldn't stand to be around you for a second, let alone love you.

                DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +1 / -0
                I love you too bbbb

                  goodNews4U +8m +1 / -0
                  I don't love you, you're just a means to an end.

                    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5m +1 / -0
                    I love you too, you're the means to my end

                      goodNews4U +4m +1 / -0
                      What an incredibly shallow and unoriginal thing to say.

                        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +10m +1 / -0
                        That's not what I said. I said that I love you because you're the means to my end. You're

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-08-20T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I got a job offer to be a homeless person
URL: N/A
VOTES: +30 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
There's a reality tv show called "Homesless" and they are looking for homeless people to be on the show. It's a great opportunity for me to get some easy money and eat good food
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +12m +30 / -1
You could be getting paid to do something you already do!

  MouthFarting +5m +21 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  forearmfondler55 +5h +5 / -0
  i can’t wait for the /r/antiwork posters who seethe about jobs to find out you can get paid to be homeless

corp +16m +19 / -0
> According to TMZ, the latest season of the show is set to air in January, so they're looking for people to be on the show. But don't think it's an easy job. The show is set up to help the homeless get back on their feet, but it also involves sleeping on the streets and living in a shelter. So, if you're looking for a quick way to get some easy money, this isn't it.
> However, if you're looking for a way to get back on your feet and want to be on TV, this could be a great opportunity.
:#marseyshook:
> the latest season of the show is set to air in January
:#marseyitsover:

  MouthFarting +3m +12 / -0
  i could be on a reality show and get paid but im too lazy to move to portland in 5 months :marseysleep:

    corp +4m +15 / -0
    :#marseysleep:

    forearmfondler55 +5h +4 / -0
    just say you’re homeless in portland rn and you can’t move bc it’s too dangerous to be homeless

  Cao_Cao +4m +6 / -0
  > So, if you're looking for a quick way to get some easy money, this isn't it.
  Not in the show,

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-01-08T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: the future is female
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
yeah but what if the future is a chud tho
trans lives matter

  MouthFarting +11h +1 / -0
  1. the future is not chud
  2. you spelled u/ocite as u/ocite

    whyareyou +5h +1 / -0
    sorry i have the worst autocorrect on my phone :marseyshrug:
    trans lives matter

      MouthFarting +2h +2 / -0
      thats ok. i appreciate the effort and the trans lives matter

        whyareyou +2h +1 / -0
        you're welcome
        trans lives matter

          MouthFarting +4h +2 / -0
          i forgot to upvote you. i fixed it now

            whyareyou +5h +1 / -0
            :marseylove:
            trans lives matter

  MouthFarting +11h +1 / -0
  1. the future is not chud
  2. you spelled u/ocite as u/ocite

    whyareyou +5h +1 / -0
    sorry i have the worst autocorrect on my phone :marseyshrug:
    trans lives matter

      MouthFarting +2h +2 / -0
      thats ok. i appreciate the effort and the trans lives matter

        whyareyou +5h +1 / -0
        you're welcome
        trans lives matter

          MouthFarting +4h +2 / -0
          i forgot to upvote you. i fixed it now

            whyareyou +5h +1 / -0
            :marseylove:
            trans lives matter

              MouthFarting +4h +2 / -0
              i forgot to upvote you. i fixed it now

                whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
                :marseylove:
                trans lives matter

                  MouthFarting +

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-05-02T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: no more transphobic comments or ill ban you all
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
this is a trans safe space. post more trans affirming content or else ill ban you all
COMMENTS:
Penny +18m +20 / -0
{GIF}

  MouthFarting +11m +8 / -0
  i dont get it

    Penny +2m +10 / -0
    ur the pink dress wearing tranny here bb

      MouthFarting +1h +4 / -0
      oh i see. i love the gif. its cute

        Penny +12m +4 / -0
        :#marseyfingerhearts: happy for u bb

HOTEP +3m +11 / -0
I don’t want to be banned
:marseysad:

  MouthFarting +1m +8 / -0
  then post trans affirming content

    HOTEP +1m +7 / -0
    I’ll post a pic of my penis
    :marseyblush:

      MouthFarting +1m +8 / -0
      only if its trans affirming

        HOTEP +5m +13 / -0
        {IMG}

          MouthFarting +2m +13 / -0
          i dont even like it anymore. im not transphobic anymore

            HOTEP +2m +13 / -0
            :#marseyitsover:

              MouthFarting +1h +5 / -0
              :marseylaugh:

TheOverSeether +3m +8 / -0
:#marseysquint:
{IMG}
:#marseysquint:
{IMG}
:#marseysquint:

  MouthFarting +1m +8 / -0
  you arent allowed to be transphobic

    TheOverSeether +1m +9 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:
    I didn't mean to be transphobic.

      MouthFarting +1m +7 / -0
      its ok. just dont be transphobic

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2024-04-08T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Old video of a dude who was forced to suck his own dick for a cash prize of 20k
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A, try to add some context or something next time
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
:#marseywholesome:

  MouthFarting +1h +2 / -0
  Lmao this is what my dad said when i showed him this video

    Dramamine +3h +2 / -0
    Same, except my dad was probably joking :#marseyboomer:
    > Lmao this is what my dad said when i showed him this video
    :#marseyxd:

      MouthFarting +1h +2 / -0
      I didn’t think he was joking. He actually said that out loud and I thought it was funny

        Dramamine +2m +2 / -0
        Your dad sounds like a good dude. :#marseyboomerpat:
        > I didn't think he was joking. He actually said that out loud and I thought it was funny
        :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marse

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-05-28T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: this is cirno
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Geralt_of_Uganda +27m +4 / -0
:#marseyglow2:yy you're a strag

  TheDunceonMaster +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyshesright:

TheDunceonMaster +1h +2 / -0
@tookay

  tooka +13h +1 / -0
  :#marseyagree:y

    TheDunceonMaster +3h +1 / -0
    :marseylove:yy

TheDunceonMaster +1h +2 / -0
@Paulo!! :!marseysoypoint2:

  TheDunceonMaster +1h +1 / -0
  @Paulo why are you ignoring me? :marseyshy2:

TheDunceonMaster +1h +2 / -0
@Kang-PrimeTimeline @Kang-PrimeTimeline-2 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-3 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-4 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-5 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-6 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-7 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-8 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-9 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-10 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-11 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-12 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-13 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-14 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-15 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-16 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-17 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-18 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-19 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-20 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-21 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-22 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-23 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-24 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-25 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-26 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-27 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-28 @Kang-PrimeTimeline-

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-08-09T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: new toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&hit&&
&&miss&&
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +14m +23 / -0
{IMG}
!retards !niggers discuss

  Sner +32m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  GooooooldMember +3m +5 / -0
  3rd panel

  Prof_YeetusMcNasty +13h +2 / -0
  :marseyblack: :marseybuffbipoc: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack:

Sphincter +4m +8 / -0
{GIF}
{GIF}

BussyMerchant +10m +5 / -0
:boomermonster:

GooooooldMember +17m +5 / -0
this is a bit of a stretch

TheLegendaryKhaosKing664 +2h +5 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyxd:
I love it

ManBearFridge +12m +3 / -0
Oof

Sner +47m +3 / -0
:pepereegun: :marseyinvisible: :marseydynamite: :marseyinvisible: :!pepereegun:
{IMG}

Dramamine +2h +3 / -0
Meh

TheOverSeether +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyshook:
How did you know?

  MouthFarting +13h +1 / -0
  i dont know what that means

    TheOverSeether +12h +1 / -0
    What's wrong with you? You're a newfag. :marseydisagree:
    https://rdrama.net/post/191597/happy-b

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2022-05-23T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: all i want for christmas is for you to think of me
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i dont want to say i love you but i do
i dont want to say i miss you but i do
i dont want to say i need you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always love you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always be there for you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always miss you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always need you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always be there for you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always miss you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always need you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always be there for you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always miss you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always need you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always be there for you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always miss you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always need you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always be there for you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always miss you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always need you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always be there for you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always miss you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always need you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always be there for you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always miss you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always need you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always be there for you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always miss you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always need you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always be there for you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always miss you but i do
i dont want to say i'll always need you but i do
i dont want to say

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2022-11-03T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i cant believe the way they are treating our queen queen
URL: N/A
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: elonmusk}
COMMENTS:
DickButtKiss +1m +3 / -0
Queen Queen?

  MouthFarting +1m +1 / -0
  queen elizabeth 2

    DickButtKiss +1m +3 / -0
    Oh I thought u meant Taylor Swift. Now that you mention it tho she is my queen
    :tayheart:

      MouthFarting +2m +1 / -0
      she is a queen. she doesnt deserve to be treated this way. i hope she comes back one day and takes her throne back

        DickButtKiss +5m +2 / -0
        I hope she comes back to the US so she can perform her 2022 tour and the 2023 tour. Also I hope she comes back to earth so I can meet her and she can sign my dick
        :tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::tayflex::t

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2024-02-24T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AOC just went full retard on live tv
URL: {TWEET: ErikaAndiola}
VOTES: +119 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{TWEET: AOC}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Sloot +12m +103 / -0
> I’m tired. I’m tired of being a scapegoat. I’m tired of the people that don’t even work and don’t even pay taxes trying to use me to justify what they’re doing. I’m tired of the people that don’t pay taxes trying to use me to justify their taxes. I’m tired of the people that don’t pay taxes trying to use me to justify their “white identity” bullshit.
I’m tired of AOC’s lack of self-awareness.
> I’m tired of the people that don’t even work and don’t even pay taxes trying to use me to justify what they’re doing.
> I’m tired of the people that don’t pay taxes trying to use me to justify their taxes.
> I’m tired of the people that don’t pay taxes trying to use me to justify their “white identity” bullshit.
AOC is a literal welfare leech who doesn’t pay taxes and is a scapegoat for the people who don’t pay taxes and use her to justify their “white identity” bullshit.

  pobrecito +10m +83 / -0
  She's not a welfare leech though, she's a social security leech.

    JohnDevereaux +1h +20 / -0
    {IMG}

    Sloot +10m +18 / -0
    Social security leeches are welfare leeches.

      pobrecito +12m +25 / -0
      I don't think they are. I'm not a lawyer but I think social security is a program that you contribute to and then you get back a portion of what you put in. Welfare is something you get for free.

        Sloot +22m +28 / -0
        Social security is a welfare program.
        Social security is a welfare program.
        Social security is a welfare program.

          pobrecito +5m +16 / -0
          No it's not, it

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-03-12T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Disney Star Wars employees are in chaos after their union is dissolved
URL: {REDDIT: r/StarWars disney_star_wars_employees_are_in_chaos_after}
VOTES: +75 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The announcement that the Star Wars employee union was dissolved came as a huge shock to many who had just been meeting and working with the union reps. The reps had been telling people that they had just been approved by Disney, and that they would be announcing a vote to unionize the company.
> The sudden dissolution of the union has left many employees feeling betrayed and confused. They had been told that the union was just about to be approved, and now it is gone. Many are questioning whether the union reps were simply lying to them, or if something else has happened.
> The union reps have not commented on the dissolution, leaving many employees feeling even more frustrated. They feel that they have been left in the dark, and that the union reps are not being transparent with them.
> Many employees are now wondering what their next steps should be. Should they try to unionize the company again, or should they give up and accept that the company is not interested in protecting its employees? There is no clear answer, and many employees are feeling lost.
> This is a sad day for the Star Wars community. The union was a source of hope for many employees, and now it is gone. It is unclear what the future holds for these employees, but one thing is certain: they will not forget this betrayal.
----
> [We have seen what happens when unions are destroyed. Many employees are now worried about their jobs, and they are afraid that they will be replaced by cheaper labor.]({REDDIT: r/StarWars disney_star_wars_employees_are_in_chaos_after})
-----
> [The union reps were not lying to them. The union was approved, but it was dissolved because the company decided that it was not interested in protecting its employees. The union reps are not to blame for this decision. They were simply doing their job.]({REDDIT: r/StarWars disney_star_wars_employees_are_in_chaos_after})
---
> [I don't understand why the company would do this. They have been losing money for years, and they could use the savings from not having to pay union dues.

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2024-03-21T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: a redditor posts a pro trump meme and people are not happy
URL: {REDDIT: r/memes i_wish_this_was_a_joke}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
MeowMixed +1m +22 / -0
>noooo he's not a real conservative
The fact that i can say this unironically is what makes me a conservative :marseyindignant:

  BillCosbysPharmacist +32m +13 / -0
  I’ve never met a conservative that didn’t have the exact same opinions as me and the same desire to protect it.

  BussyAtomSmasher +1h +6 / -0
  Based and true

  Lettuce +1h +5 / -0
  I’ve never met a conservative that didn’t have the exact same opinions as me and the same desire to protect it.

  NO +2h +2 / -0
  I've never met a conservative that didn't have the exact same opinions as me and the same desire to protect it.

KoreanDandyKing +1h +8 / -0
I'm honestly shocked that Trump isn't getting 15-20% of the black vote.

  Dramamine +2h +5 / -0
  I think the media is making sure they stay scared and blue.

    KoreanDandyKing +10m +3 / -0
    I'm sure thats why
    :marseyclueless:

  NO +1h +4 / -0
  It would be a boon for the democrats to have that many black votes.

BussyAtomSmasher +1h +5 / -0
Is this what the chuds are talking about when they say "democrats are the real racists" ?

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +2h +2 / -0
  Yeah, it's like the inverse of the "muh white supremacy" thing.
  "I'm not racist, I just think he's not a real conservative." - Reddit

Dramamine +3h +3 / -0
{IMG}
:marseyxd:

yesimawesome +1h +2

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-01-19T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: hermione granger :marseyrowling: makes an interesting point about the white house
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter hermione_granger_makes_an_interesting_point_about}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> It is interesting that we had to have a black president to have a black white house
black presidents = more black white house
> You know what makes me really mad? Black people can’t have a black White House without a Black President.
>> It is because of that we have a Black White House. People don’t realize that.
:#marseythonk:
> You know, you can just say black people and stop with all the euphemisms.
>> Why do you need to be racist? This is a safe space for all races
>>> What does my race have to do with it?
>>>> I just want to know your race so I can tell you to go back to your country.
:#marseymayo:
> White people have made the White House a part of their identity. It’s not the White House, it’s “their” White House.
white people arent human
COMMENTS:
Realest_Riel_Around +3m +7 / -0
> White people have made the White House a part of their identity. It's not the White House, it's "their" White House.
Why do the most deluded and stupid people always have the most vocal opinions?

  THOMAS +2h +4 / -0
  > Why do the most deluded and stupid people always have the most vocal opinions?
  > Reddit

  MouthFarting +1h +1 / -0
  because of all the black people in the white house?s

X +17m +3 / -0
:#marseywrongthonk:s

  MouthFarting +49m +2 / -0
  oh i didnt know that was a marsey. its a good ones

    X +5m +2 / -0
    :#marseythong:

      MouthFarting +36m +1 / -0
      this is so good! but i still dont get it. is it supposed to be a joke about

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-09-22T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: this is cirno
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MouthFarting +3m +5 / -0
{IMG}
and this is tewi

  89wc +3m +4 / -0
  why is it so hard to draw that thing in a non-ugly way

    MouthFarting +3m +3 / -0
    she’s ugly on purpose

    not-dua-lipa +1h +2 / -0
    Because her original design is ugly?

DestoryerCarbine +1h +4 / -0
:#marseyindignant:

  MouthFarting +11m +2 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

89wc +6m +2 / -0
I thought this was @cirno

  MouthFarting +1m +2 / -0
  no

    89wc +3m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      MouthFarting +2m +2 / -0
      oh no, cirno is dead :marseycry:

        89wc +1m +2 / -0
        :marseyitsover:
        I will carry on her legacy

          MouthFarting +2m +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            89wc +1m +2 / -0
            :marseyhesfluffyyouknow:

              MouthFarting +3m +2 / -0
              {IMG}ott

                89wc +4m +2 / -0
                :marseyfluffyannoyed:

                  MouthFarting +2m +2 / -0
                  :marseysad:ott

                    89wc +1m +2 / -0
                    :marseycheerup:

                      MouthFarting +1m +2 / -0
                      :marseyembrace:ott

                        89wc +3m +2 / -0
                        :marseyhearts:ott

                          MouthF

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2022-04-19T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Do you think the admins are trolling us?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
if so, this is a good idea
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +2m +12 / -0
I think the admins are just 14 year olds that want to make a website they can post on without getting banned.

  Wuzizname +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

  SERGE +53m +2 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

BigBussyHunter +1m +9 / -0
:marseyagree:
The trans jannies are the funniest thing they've done. I don't know how the fish does it

  Saint_Nicholas +5m +5 / -0
  The fish is trans confirmed

    BigBussyHunter +1m +5 / -0
    :marseypearlclutch: :marseyshook: :marseyshutitdown:

    911roofer +1h +2 / -0
    I was hoping it was just a fetish.

      Saint_Nicholas +17m +3 / -0
      It's not. It's just a thing he pretends to be.

        911roofer +37m +2 / -0
        That’s so much worse.

userturkey13 +1m +4 / -0
No I think they are just retarded

  MouthFarting +5m +2 / -0
  :marseysad:

    userturkey13 +2m +3 / -0
    :marseycheerup:

      MouthFarting +14m +2 / -0
      thank youy

  911roofer +1h +2 / -0
  We should bully them. It’s fun and good for the soul.

drumpf +12m +3 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:

AltAltAlt +45m +2 / -0
The admins are legit and are doing a good job. I am thankful for them

SERGE +

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2022-08-29T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: i know this is random but someone on reddit called me fat :marseydepressed:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i wish i didnt see that. im not even that fat. i just feel bad about it
COMMENTS:
X +1m +13 / -0
:#marseycheerup:

BigBussyHunter +2m +11 / -0
{GIF}

MarseyIsMyWaifu +14m +8 / -0
Post weight and height, I'll tell you if you're fat or not

  MouthFarting +2m +8 / -0
  5'9 and 180

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +13 / -0
    If you're a woman you're fat, if you're a man you're on the heavier side. But if you're a man and work out, I'd still say you're not fat. If you're a man and don't work out you're fat. I'm sorry

      MouthFarting +14m +6 / -0
      im a guy and i do work out

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +6 / -0
        Good, you're not fat. Don't let anyone make you feel bad

    ThousandBestLives +35m +5 / -0
    If you're a twink and not fat, maybe you need to eat a little more

    ManBearFridge +1m +4 / -0
    180-10=170lbs
    170/5.9=28.81
    BMI 28.81
    You're fat. Get off reddit fatty

    Tonberry +25m +3 / -0
    So bmi is 27.77 so you're overweight by 10-15kg

      MouthFarting +3m +3 / -0
      i could gain 20 pounds and still be in the normal range of bmi

        Tonberry +13m +2 / -0
        Depends on your frame. If you have small frame you might

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2022-08-16T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Diddy Kong Racing Drama: The game is “racist”
URL: {REDDIT: r/KongFolx diddy_kong_racing_is_racist}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i have no idea what i'm reading but i thought it was funny so i posted it here
COMMENTS:
GT +11m +9 / -0
:#marseykente: :#marseydynamite: :#marseyflamethrower: :#marseyraging: :#marseyblm: :#marseyblm: :#marseyblm: :#marseyblm: :#marseyblm: :#marseyblm: :#marseyblm: :#marseyblm: :#marseyblm: :#marseyblm: :#marseyblm: :#marseyblm: :#marseyblm: :#marseyblm: :#marseyblm:

  ManBearFridge +22m +2 / -0
  :#marseycracka: :#!marseyblackpearlclutch:

Cao_Cao +4m +5 / -0
I think that the game is racist against the penguins and the sharks. They never get to race the kongs.
{IMG}

  MouthFarting +10m +4 / -0
  kong is a race?

    Cao_Cao +11m +2 / -0
    A minority.

FamilyGuyShill +1h +2 / -0
Racist is when you don't have BIPOCs as a playable character in your video game
{IMG}

JohnDevereaux +2h +2 / -0
{IMG}

garlicdoors +1h +1 / -0
:#marseyblackpearlclutch:

GooooooldMember +2h +1 / -0
> i have no idea what i'm reading but i thought it was funny so i posted it here
based

GooooooldMember +2h +1

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2024-01-21T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: new toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
she's a fox, a fox!

  ACA +15m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

  BussydoFollower +11h +1 / -0
  This is why you don't make /h/foxes

ManBearFridge +13m +5 / -0
Socks?

  MouthFarting +16m +5 / -0
  :marseyagree:

    ManBearFridge +1h +2 / -0
    :marseysockpuppet:

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +39m +5 / -0
It's a good show!

GooooooldMember +1h +4 / -0
I love it when the guy who hated cartoons and hated being a cartoonist makes a cartoon

  MouthFarting +20m +2 / -0
  it is pretty funny

Cao_Cao +1h +4 / -0
Bisexual foxes are pretty hot.

  BussydoFollower +9h +1 / -0
  :#marseyfurry:

BulbBurglar +1h +2 / -0
bump

Haberdasher +6h +1 / -0
That's a pretty good comic.

  MouthFarting +7h +2 / -0
  thanks :marseybow:

    Haberdasher +20m +2 / -0
    I think you mean :marseybow:.0

      MouthFarting +4h +2 / -0
      oh my bad :marseyteehee:

        Haberdasher +3h +2 / -0
        I think you mean :marseyteehee:.0

          MouthFarting +1h +2 / -0
          :marseyteehee: is cute but i dont know how to use it yet. it took me a while to understand the joke in this post. i

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2022-01-07T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: (not drama) how do i get rid of this banner
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i dont care about the message, i just want to see the site normally without the banner
COMMENTS:
X +1m +11 / -0
https://rdrama.net/settings/content
:marseyspecialpat:

  MouthFarting +1m +8 / -0
  thanks

  Wuzizname +26m +5 / -0
  It’s been a really long time since I’ve been here and I always forget I have to turn it off every time I come back.

BigBussyHunter +1m +7 / -0
I think you have to click a box or something, I'm not sure where, though. I just get annoyed and click off of it

  MouthFarting +2m +8 / -0
  i found the setting, thanks

    BigBussyHunter +3m +6 / -0
    :marseycool:

loli_esports +1m +3 / -0
https://rdrama.net/settings/content

  MouthFarting +2m +3 / -0
  thanks

    loli_esports +2m +3 / -0
    no prob

PeachPoundCake +4h +1 / -0
Aevann made a setting for it now.

MOUTHFEEL +1h +1 / -0
I just bought a new monitor

  MouthFarting +1m +1 / -0
  :marseypoor:

    MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
    I don't want to give up my 1440p in favor of 4k just yet. The future is now, but not my future

      MouthFarting +1h +1 / -0
      i can buy a 1080p monitor for $100. why would you buy a 4k monitor for 2000+ dollars?

        MOUTHFEEL +2m +1 / -0
        The future is now. You don't even have to wait to enjoy it. I just

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-03-29T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Crazy person asks r/aww for help on how to survive their abusive and dangerous husband
URL: {REDDIT: r/aww me_and_my_dog_in_front_of_our_new_house}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I've been living with this man for 8 years. He's abused me, destroyed my life, and I'm about to be homeless. I've been trying to leave for a while, but I haven't been able to. He's tried to kill me multiple times, and I don't know what to do. I'm scared. I don't know what to do.]({REDDIT: r/aww me_and_my_dog_in_front_of_our_new_house})
> [I'm not sure what to do. I don't know where to go. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.]({REDDIT: r/aww me_and_my_dog_in_front_of_our_new_house})
> [I'm not sure what to do. I don't know where to go. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.]({REDDIT: r/aww me_and_my_dog_in_front_of_our_new_house})
> [I'm not sure what to do. I don't know where to go. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.]({REDDIT: r/aww me_and_my_dog_in_front_of_our_new_house})
this is her post history and it’s full of her crying about her husband and dog
COMMENTS:
X +11m +7 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyemojirofl:

  peepeehands +4m +7 / -0
  > very abusive
  > very violent
  > very mean
  > very dangerous
  > very bad
  > very mean
  > very mean
  > very mean
  > very mean
  > very mean
  > very mean
  > very mean
  > very mean
  > very

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-06-08T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: new 'toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
asshole +3m +6 / -0
It's not that I dont believe it, I just have never seen it happen.
!slots200

  MouthFarting +3m +11 / -0
  {GIF}

    asshole +1m +6 / -0
    {GIF}
    !slots300

      MouthFarting +3m +6 / -0
      {GIF}

        asshole +5m +6 / -0
        {GIF}
        !slots500

          MouthFarting +3m +6 / -0
          {GIF}

            asshole +3m +6 / -0
            {GIF}
            !slots500

              MouthFarting +2m +6 / -0
              {GIF}

                asshole +1m +6 / -0
                {GIF}
                !slots500

                  MouthFarting +1m +6 / -0
                  {GIF}

                    asshole +5m +6 / -0
                    {GIF}
                    !slots500

                      MouthFarting +1m +6 / -0
                      {GIF}

                        asshole +4m +6 / -0
                        {GIF}
                        !slots500

                          MouthFarting +1m +5 / -0
                          {GIF}

                            asshole +3m +6 / -0
                            {GIF}
                            !slots500

  garlicdoors +4m +4 / -0
  :#marseysal: !slots100

    asshole +1m +5 / -0
    {GIF}
    !slots100

      garlicdoors +4m +4 / -0
      :#marseyitsoverwereback: !slots100

        asshole +1m +5 / -0
        {GIF}
        !slots200

          garlicdoors +1m +5 / -0
          :#marseysoypoint:

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2022-07-25T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: proof that the law of gravity is fake
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Realest_Riel_Around +4m +3 / -0
:#marseythinkorino:

Cao_Cao +1h +3 / -0
I can't believe this is real.
{IMG}

  MouthFarting +1h +1 / -0
  i have never seen this picture before, are you sure its real?

    Cao_Cao +2h +1 / -0
    {IMG}

      MouthFarting +14m +1 / -0
      whats this from

        Cao_Cao +2m +1 / -0
        That's the man who discovered the law of gravity.

          MouthFarting +26m +1 / -0
          i mean what movie or tv show is it from

            Cao_Cao +3m +1 / -0
            I thought it was just a meme.
            I guess it's from this...
            {YOUTUBE}

              MouthFarting +1m +1 / -0
              i wasnt able to find the video you linked. also im not sure if that's a real person or a meme but i will give you the benefit of the doubt

                Cao_Cao +1m +1 / -0
                It's from a 'documentary' on the history of physics.
                {YOUTUBE}
                Edit: this is a 2018 version:
                {YOUTUBE}

                  MouthFarting +7m +1 / -0
                  that's not what i was looking for but thanks for trying

Penny +10m +2 / -0
tf is this 🧐🧐

  MouthFarting +1m +3 / -0
  just look at the picture and youll get it

    Penny +1m +4 / -0
    tf is this nigga doing on a beach? :marseyconfused:

      MouthFarting +1m +4 / -0
      hes sitting on a beach, what else do you need to know?

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2024-02-12T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just saw a post on my insta feed that said “and then one day, for no reason at all”
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
it’s a reference to the holocaust. i got to thinking about it and realized this phrase is used to make fun of the holocaust, which is wrong. but then again, i think it’s funny and it’s a joke. i don’t know what to think anymore
COMMENTS:
pobrecito +16m +3 / -0
I use it unironically.

  MouthFarting +41m +2 / -0
  yeah me too. i dont think its funny, but i cant help myself

    pobrecito +2m +2 / -0
    Yeah I think I'm a little tism.

SpookyFartMan69 +1h +2 / -0
I use it unironically me :marseybegging: me :marseybegging:cott me :marseybegging:cott me :marseybegging:oot me :marseybegging:oot me :marseybegging:ot me :marseybegging:ot me :marseybegging: me :marseybegging:cott me :marseybegging:ott me :marseybegging:oot me :marseybegging:ot me :marseybegging:ot me :marseybegging:ott me :marseybegging:ott me :marseybegging:ot me :marseybegging:ot me :marseybegging:ot me :marseybegging:ott me :marseybegging:ott me :marseybegging:ot me :marseybegging:ot me :marseybegging:ot me :marseybegging:ott me :marseybegging:ott me :marseybegging:ot me :marseybegging:ot me :marseybegging:ot me :marseybegging:ott me :marseybegging:ott me :marseybegging:ot me

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-09-24T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysaluteisrael: :marseyflagpalestine:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KinoBushido +58m +2 / -0
One of the greatest dance videos of all time

Dramamine +1h +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}ed by the OG

  MouthFarting +12m +2 / -0
  i like the original more but i do appreciate the effort to make this one. funny that the original is a fake dance routineed by the OG

JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}ed by the OGed by the OG

  MouthFarting +51m +1 / -0
  i like the original more but i do appreciate the effort to make this one. funny that the original is a fake dance routine

MouthFarting +3m +1 / -0
sorry this is old but i thought it was funny. i found it on youtube and the comments are also really funny. enjoyed by the OG

  MouthFarting +5m +1 / -0
  i made a mistake and posted the wrong video. this is the correct one
  {MP4}ed by the OGed by the OG

    MouthFarting +1m +1 / -0
    @aevann i posted the wrong video and i dont know how to delete it. can you help me? i also cant see the option to delete it under the comments. i think its because i have no posts or comments
    {IMG} {IMG}

      Aevann +5h +1 / -0
      https://rdrama.net/@MouthFarting/posts

        MouthFarting +3h +2 / -0
        tyed by the OG

MouthFarting +2m +1 / -0
i like the original more but i do appreciate the effort to make this one. funny that the original is a fake dance routine. i found it on youtube and the comments are also really funny. enjoy
{MP4}ed by the OG

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-07-29T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I found a new sub for you people to laugh at
URL: https://old.reddit.com/r/TooAfraidToAsk
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have no idea why this sub exists but I think we can all agree the people posting there are extremely dumb
{REDDIT: r/TooAfraidToAsk do_you_think_i_have_a_mild_case_of_bpd}
{REDDIT: r/TooAfraidToAsk what_is_a_good_dog_that_isnt_great_with_kids}
{REDDIT: r/TooAfraidToAsk is_this_a_dog_i_can_trust}
{REDDIT: r/TooAfraidToAsk should_i_get_a_dog_or_a_cat}
{REDDIT: r/TooAfraidToAsk what_is_the_best_thing_to_do_with_this_money}
{REDDIT: r/TooAfraidToAsk what_is_a_good_dog_for_a_single_man}
COMMENTS:
SummerEnjoyer +1m +11 / -0
I feel like there are a lot of normie subs like this, I guess they're kinda like drama lite :marseyshrug:

  MouthFarting +4m +6 / -0
  I agree. I think we can find a lot of drama in these subs, but i dont want to spend all day digging

  johnnypoop +1m +5 / -0
  Yeah this is just the normie version of the offsite subreddits

    MouthFarting +5m +3 / -0
    what do you mean? i dont get it

      johnnypoop +1m +4 / -0
      r/askreddit

        MouthFarting +14m +3 / -0
        oh, i didnt know that was a thing. i thought you were talking about something else

  Goomble +1h +4 / -0
  The average redditor is truly pathetic.

    SummerEnjoyer +11m +2 / -0
    Not even the average redditor, this sub is like the normie version of r/askreddit where the only funny thing is how dumb the questions are

      Goomble +2m

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-03-15T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoyrope: Why is this sub so full of smug assholes?
URL: {REDDIT: r/mildlyinfuriating why_is_this_sub_so_full_of_smug_assholes}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
OP posts a video of a guy with a "fuck off" sign on his car. Naturally, redditors start taking sides and OP starts crying and shitting himself.
{IMG}
> If you don’t like it just don’t look at it. Your feelings are valid, but there’s no need to post about it here.
>> Because they're not valid. I'm not going to feel bad for this guy because he decided to be a jerk to other people. He's not entitled to be a dick to people and I'm not going to pretend he is.
>>> You’re not entitled to not see it either. This is literally just a post about a video, just don’t look at it if you don’t like it. It’s not like he’s going to pull up in front of your house and yell at you.
>>>> No, I'm not entitled to not see it, but I am entitled to not tolerate people who try to be assholes to other people. I'm also entitled to post about how I feel about it, and how I won't tolerate that behavior. If he's too much of a dick to be in public, he should stay inside.
>>>>> I don’t think he’s a dick, but if you want to call him one that’s up to you. I’m not going to argue about it. Like I said, your feelings are valid, but you don’t get to decide what’s right for everyone else. You don’t get to decide what’s acceptable behavior for everyone else either. You don’t get to decide who is a dick and who isn’t. That’s up to them, not you. You don’t get to decide what’s acceptable behavior for them either. That’s up to them, not you. You don’t get to decide what’s acceptable behavior for everyone else either. That’s up to them, not you. You don’t get to decide what’s acceptable behavior for them either. That’s up to them, not you. You don’t get to decide what’s acceptable behavior for everyone else either. That’s up

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-03-25T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: new stonetoss comic
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
massive_fuckwit +1h +1 / -0
{MP4}

  massive_fuckwit +31s +1 / -0
  {MP4}.

    massive_fuckwit +14s +1 / -0
    {MP4}otton.otte

      massive_fuckwit +16s +1 / -0
      {MP4}otton.otte

        massive_fuckwit +15s +1 / -0
        {MP4}otton.otte

          massive_fuckwit +14s +1 / -0
          {MP4}otton.otte

            massive_fuckwit +15s +1 / -0
            {MP4}otton.otte

              massive_fuckwit +13s +1 / -0
              {MP4}otton.otte

                massive_fuckwit +13s +1 / -0
                {MP4}otton.otte

                  massive_fuckwit +16s +1 / -0
                  {MP4}otton.otte

                    massive_fuckwit +14s +1 / -0
                    {MP4}otton.otte

                      massive_fuckwit +13s +1 / -0
                      {MP4}otton.otte

                        massive_fuckwit +14s +1 / -0
                        {MP4}otton.otte

                          massive_fuckwit +15s +1 / -0
                          {MP4}otton.otte

                            massive_fuckwit +13s +1 / -0
                            {MP4}otton.otte

    massive_fuckwit +14s +1 / -0
    {MP4}otton.otte

      massive_fuckwit +14s +1 / -0
      {MP4}otton.otte

        massive_fuckwit +13s +1 / -0
        {MP4}otton.otte

          massive_fuckwit +16s +1 / -0
          {MP4}otton.

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2024-01-23T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [FRESH] aevann is in the hospital
URL: https://rdrama.net/post/240091/rdrama-is-going-to-ruin-your
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
rdrama is going to ruin your life
COMMENTS:
Patsy +1m +25 / -0
:#marseyreluctant:
holy shit this is a bad thread

  MouthFarting +4m +18 / -0
  {IMG}
  i was looking for a way to start a gossip chain and i thought of this

    Patsy +1m +17 / -0
    :marseyxd: i like it

    89wc +15m +12 / -0
    :#marseyclapping:

    FormerLurKONG +2m +11 / -0
    :#marseygiggle:

  89wc +17m +13 / -0
  :#marseyhesfluffyyouknow:

    Patsy +55s +10 / -0
    :#marseyfluffyannoyed:

      89wc +1m +12 / -0
      :#marseyflufflylove:

        Patsy +49s +10 / -0
        :#marseyfluffypat:

          89wc +3m +8 / -0
          :#marseyfluffy:

            Patsy +1m +9 / -0
            :#marseyfluffypat:

              89wc +1m +9 / -0
              :#marseyfluffypat:

                Patsy +4m +9 / -0
                :#marseyfluffypat:

                  89wc +1m +10 / -0
                  :#marseyfluffypat:

                    Patsy +29s +9 / -0
                    :#marseyfluffypat:

                      89wc +35s +9 / -0
                      :#marseyfluff

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-04-10T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: ayo check this out
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +23m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  MouthFarting +1h +2 / -0
  :marseycry: nooooooo

X +15m +3 / -0
:#marseyshutitdown:

  MouthFarting +1h +2 / -0
  what did he mean by this

    X +2h +2 / -0
    :#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytransattentionseeker:

      MouthFarting +2h +2 / -0
      :marseycry::marseycry::marseycry:

        X +5m +2 / -0
        :#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytransattentionseeker: :#marseytransattentionseeker::#marseytransattentionseeker::#marsey

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-04-24T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: dude weed lmao
URL: {REDDIT: r/Drugs it_just_keeps_going}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +6m +9 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseybowl:

  BulbBurglar +11m +5 / -0
  is this supposed to be a face or a tool?

    ABC +1m +4 / -0
    It's a face. :marseyfacepalm:

      BulbBurglar +47s +5 / -0
      i'm not sure, i feel like this is a tool

        ABC +2m +6 / -0
        {IMG}

  peepeehands +4m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

  BulbBurglar +11m +4 / -0
  is this supposed to be a face or a tool?

    ABC +1m +5 / -0
    It's a face. :marseyfacepalm:

      BulbBurglar +47s +4 / -0
      i'm not sure, i feel like this is a tool

        ABC +2m +5 / -0
        {IMG}

          BulbBurglar +1m +6 / -0
          ok, i have been had

  Fabrico +5h +2 / -0
  :#marsey420:

  MouthFarting +13m +2 / -0
  i am not sure but i think the weed is coming from the dudes head

    ABC +2m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

peepeehands +3m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  ABC +3m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

BulbBurglar +17m +4 / -0
dude weed lmao
{IMG}

  MouthFarting +4m +2 / -0
  this is a fake account

    BulbBurglar +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyagree:

    BulbBurglar +3m +

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-06-13T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Someone made a really funny and good post on r/redscarepod, but it was removed because the mods thought it was low effort
URL: {REDDIT: r/redscarepod when_the_dudes_are_silent}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
this is my first time using a reddit account since 2020 but i have already made a post in their subreddit so i will just post the link to the thread. if it gets removed, i will just repost it again in a few minutes
COMMENTS:
Jimbo_B_Beterson +42m +1 / -0
This is the dumbest thing i've read today

  MouthFarting +36m +2 / -0
  i agree. thats why its funny

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +1 / -0
    No it's funny because it's retarded

      MouthFarting +5m +1 / -0
      i think its funny because its a good post and it causes drama

        Jimbo_B_Beterson +3m +1 / -0
        It's not a good post, it's a bad post that causes drama

          MouthFarting +5m +1 / -0
          it causes drama, but its not a bad post. its a funny post

            Jimbo_B_Beterson +4m +1 / -0
            :#marseyretardchad:

              MouthFarting +1m +1 / -0
              i dont know what that means. please explain

                Jimbo_B_Beterson +10m +1 / -0
                :#marseyretardchad: :#marseyretardchad: :#marseyretardchad:

                  MouthFarting +6m +1 / -0
                  whats the meaning of that marsey

                    Jimbo_B_Beterson +2m +1 / -0
                    :#marseyretardchad: :#marseyretardchad: :#marseyretardchad: :#marseyretardchad: :#marseyretardchad: :#

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2022-08-13T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: how to get a free trip to egypt?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
i am a serious history and ancient artifacts nerd. i have always wanted to visit egypt and see the pyramids in person. i know most people here arent familiar with the country so here is some info
- egypt is basically a desert so there isnt much to do besides the pyramids, mummies, and museums
- you can get by with just a few hundred dollars in cash
- i dont have a passport
- my only reason for going is to see the pyramids in person
- if i get a passport, i dont have a plane ticket. i will have to buy one and i dont know how much it costs
i have no idea how to get a passport or a plane ticket or if it even matters. i have no idea what to do. i know there are plenty of people here who are rich and dont care. so if you have enough money, please give it to me so i can get a plane ticket
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +1m +6 / -0
just go to a mall and ask for a job

  MouthFarting +4m +4 / -0
  im not allowed to work because im not a citizen

    Dramamine +3h +2 / -0
    you should be able to get a work visa if you find a job. It's not that hard

    antiracist_tulpa +1m +1 / -0
    maybe you can get a job as a mummy

      MouthFarting +1m +3 / -0
      thats a great idea

BigBussyHunter +3m +2 / -0
I don't know about Egypt, but you can get a free trip to Bumfuck, USA

  MouthFarting +4m +2 / -0
  :marseyxd:

    BigBussyHunter +32m +2 / -0
    :marseycool:

Maximus +1m +1 / -0
Send me 2k DC and I will send you to Egypt

  MouthFarting +3m +2 / -0
  no. i will give

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2022-06-23T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: no one is watching the boxing match?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
haha im fucking around. i am watching it and it is boring as fuck
COMMENTS:
BasicallyADoxxer +12m +4 / -0
I have a couple of coworkers who are really into boxing and it's absolutely the most boring shit I have ever watched. They are both morbidly obese so maybe that has something to do with it
I've only ever seen a couple fights and I don't know how people can be so invested in it

  MouthFarting +3m +2 / -0
  idk if youre lying or not but im sure you watched the fight on tuesday night. its pretty boring so far

    BasicallyADoxxer +5m +3 / -0
    I mean I don't know if I'm lying or not. I know for a fact I've never watched a fight for more than a couple minutes and I've been assured by multiple people that they're not lying

      MouthFarting +3m +2 / -0
      oh i thought you were saying that your coworkers are lying about being invested. but yeah i agree with you that boxing is boring

  what +1h +1 / -0
  I hate the commentators who say "dumb bitch" when the woman boxer gets hit. It's a bit repetitive

Enrico_Motassa +33m +2 / -0
I'm watching it and it's boring. I hope someone dies tho.

  MouthFarting +6m +2 / -0
  you should watch it. it might get interesting in the next few minutes

  MouthFarting +5m +2 / -0
  haha you were right

    Enrico_Motassa +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseypopcorntime:

      MouthFarting +1m +2 / -0
      this is the first time in history that a white woman boxer beat a black woman boxer

        Enrico_Motassa +1m +2 / -0
        It's the first time it's happened in a long time. I think the last was in like the 70s? I

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2023-05-13T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/teachers user gets fired for being a slut
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers got_fired_for_having_a_gf}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I was a teacher for 15 years. I was married and had a child. I have a girlfriend now. My husband is a stay at home dad. I was told by my principal that my boyfriend has been talking to him. I was told to stop dating and that I am being fired. I have a 3 year old and I am trying to get a job. I am single and have no other support system. I need help. I am devastated.
> > Oh, that’s horrible. I can’t imagine being in that situation. I hope you’re okay.
> > > It’s not okay. It’s humiliating. I’m really sorry this is happening to you.
> > > > Why would it be humiliating? You have a girlfriend. You’re single. What’s the problem? It’s none of their business.
> > > > > Because this person is your principal and fired you. It’s humiliating when someone who you work for tells you that you’re not welcome and that they won’t let you keep doing what you love to do because they have a problem with your relationship. Also, it’s humiliating because it’s just rude to let your employees know that you’re dating one of them. It’s a form of public shaming.
> > > > > > I hope you’re okay. That’s horrible. I’m so sorry this is happening to you.
> > > > > > > I’m not okay. This is so embarrassing and humiliating. I’m so sorry this is happening to you.
> > > > > > > > Why are you so embarrassed? You’re single and have a girlfriend. You’re not the one who was married. You’re the one who got divorced. You’re not the one who’s in an open relationship. You’re the one who’s in a closed relationship. You’re not the one who’s in a polyamorous relationship. You’re the one who’s in a monogamous relationship. You’re not the one who’s in a serial relationship. You’re the one who’s in a long-term relationship. You’re not the one who’s in a short-term relationship

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AUTHOR: MouthFarting
DATE: 2024-06-01T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am a nonbinary trans man with a daughter who is a cis girl and we live in a very transphobic area. I don't know how to protect her from the hate that we've been getting. : MtF
URL: {REDDIT: r/MtF i_am_a_nonbinary_trans_man_with_a_daughter_who}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I am a nonbinary trans man with a daughter who is a cis girl and we live in a very transphobic area. I don't know how to protect her from the hate that we've been getting.
> Hello, I just need to vent. We live in a very transphobic area and I am having a hard time protecting my daughter. I am a nonbinary trans man (40M) and I have a daughter (15F). We live in a very conservative area and have been getting a lot of hate from the community. I don't know how to protect her from this hate. I want to keep her safe from all the hate that we've been getting. I don't know how to protect her from the hate that we've been getting. I don't know how to protect her from the hate that we've been getting. I don't know how to protect her from the hate that we've been getting. I don't know how to protect her from the hate that we've been getting. I don't know how to protect her from the hate that we've been getting. I don't know how to protect her from the hate that we've been getting. I don't know how to protect her from the hate that we've been getting. I don't know how to protect her from the hate that we've been getting. I don't know how to protect her from the hate that we've been getting. I don't know how to protect her from the hate that we've been getting. I don't know how to protect her from the hate that we've been getting. I don't know how to protect her from the hate that we've been getting. I don't know how to protect her from the hate that we've been getting. I don't know how to protect her from the hate that we've been getting. I don't know how to protect her from the hate that we've been getting.

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-06-21T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid is the most important person in the room. Why? Because she's the only one who doesn't have to be there
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_boyfriend_25m_is_getting_too_controlling_and}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +7m +10 / -0
Why are Redditors always such massive faggots? This is why you never take relationship advice from Redditors.
> I don't want to be with him anymore.
> I don't want to be with him anymore.
> I don't want to be with him anymore.
Why do you have to keep repeating yourself? :marseyeyeroll:
Also:
> I don't know if this is the right place to ask but how do you even break up with someone who is such an asshole?
You don't need to "break up" with someone if they're an asshole. You just don't tell them you're leaving and never speak to them again. If they contact you you ignore them. This is literally how you break up with someone.

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +7 / -0
  I'm sure they'll tell her to get a lawyer and divorce him. I'd bet my left nut that's the top comment

    drumpf +5m +5 / -0
    I'm not a lawyer but I'm pretty sure you don't need a lawyer to just not tell him you're leaving. :marseysmug2:

  ThousandBestLives +2h +1 / -0
  She'll get lonely and want to go back to him eventually

    drumpf +6m +1 / -0
    She won't. She's already said she doesn't want to be with him anymore.

      ThousandBestLives +2m +1 / -0
      People with no friends can always find one to keep them company. She'll probably even get better at it

        drumpf +1m +1 / -0
        So what you're saying is that she'll get a new boyfriend who won't be an asshole and won't be controlling and won't ask her to come home at a certain time? :m

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2021-10-18T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Where are the other bussy lovers at?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I feel like I'm the only one. Is this site just a bunch of closeted fags?
COMMENTS:
dog_eated_wasp +25m +3 / -0
I don't care about your dick, I want to know where you are and why you left us.

  MOUTHFEEL +12m +3 / -0
  I'm right here. I just have to leave work and head home to my basement. I'm not a bug man. I just like to be comfortable

    dog_eated_wasp +3h +1 / -0
    I'm not a bug man either, but we can't all be basement dwellers, some of us are gardeners.

      MOUTHFEEL +2m +1 / -0
      I'm not a gardener either. I'm a stonewasher

        dog_eated_wasp +1m +1 / -0
        stonewashers are gardeners

          MOUTHFEEL +4m +2 / -0
          No, I'm a stonewasher, not a stonewasher

            dog_eated_wasp +1m +2 / -0
            Yes, you are. You are stonewashing right now.

              MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
              No, I'm not. I'm not a stonewasher

                dog_eated_wasp +1m +1 / -0
                You are a stonewasher. You are stonewashing right now.

                  MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
                  I'm not a stonewasher. I'm a stonewasher

                    dog_eated_wasp +5m +1 / -0
                    You are a stonewasher. You are stonewashing right now.

                      MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
                      I'm not a stonewasher. I'm a stonewasher.come

                        dog_eated_wasp +2m +1 / -0
                        You are a stonewasher. You are

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-01-08T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What the fuck is this shit
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +4m +4 / -0
:#marseytroublemaker:
I made it, but I still don't know what it means. I just thought it was funny.

  MOUTHFEEL +2m +2 / -0
  The fact that I have no idea what this is and it's being posted on the front page makes me want to turn my computer off

    Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
    I wanted to see if it would break the site, but it just does nothing..

      MOUTHFEEL +2m +2 / -0
      :marseyglow:

        Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
        It's not a back door. I just typed that shit in because I wanted to see if it would do anything. Nothing happened.

          MOUTHFEEL +1m +3 / -0
          Ok, so it's a front door

            Dramamine +1m +3 / -0
            Front doors are where the sunlight comes in, not where the hackers come in.

              MOUTHFEEL +36s +3 / -0
              Front doors are where the bussy comes in

                Dramamine +1m +3 / -0
                :marseyagree:

MOUTHFEEL +2m +2 / -0
I don't know why I'm getting a message about a picture. I've never seen this before

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
  I don't know why I'm getting a message about a picture. I've never seen this before.otte

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
  I don't know why I'm getting a message about a picture. I've never seen this beforeottesotte

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
  I don't know why I'm getting a message about a picture. I've never seen this beforeottesotteotte

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
  I don't know why I'm getting

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-01-21T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm sorry, did you want to post something?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You're doing a really good job, I'm sure I'll be proud of you once you're done
COMMENTS: N/A
:#marseyrentfree::#marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :marseyrentfree: :m

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-06-22T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Gay sex is still gay sex
URL: {REDDIT: r/askgaybros is_it_possible_to_be_a_gay_man_who_doesnt_have}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +12 / -0
> I'm not attracted to men, but I want to have sex with them.
Oh honey

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +9 / -0
  I'm not attracted to women, but I want to have sex with them
  :marseysmug2:

BigBussyHunter +11m +9 / -0
I don't know why they think they are going to get anything but :marseydisagree: and :marseyno: when they say they are asexual. The gays are one of the last groups on earth that will accept you for it. They are more likely to call you a straggot than anything else.

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +6 / -0
  I feel like it would be easier to just come out as a gay incel

    BigBussyHunter +2m +7 / -0
    > gay incel
    :marseynotes:
    It's the new bussy busting technique that I'll be using

      MOUTHFEEL +48s +6 / -0
      I've been doing it for years

        BigBussyHunter +2m +5 / -0
        :marseyclapping: :marseykingcrown:

        KinoBushido +2h +1 / -0
        Source?

          MOUTHFEEL +3m +1 / -0
          I'm not going to show my face on a public forum

            KinoBushido +12m +1 / -0
            Source?

              MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
              No

                KinoBushido +52m +1 / -0
                Source?

                  MOUTHFEEL +56m +1 / -0
                  No

                    KinoBushido +1h +1 / -0
                    Source?

                      MOUTHFEEL +12h

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-07-02T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseylongpost: :marseylongpost2: :marseywords: :marseywoah:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KAT_B0T +15m +2 / -0
You’re more than welcome to join the community of love and tolerance. In fact we are having a big gay orgy tonight, and you are all welcome :marseylove:

  MOUTHFEEL +1h +1 / -0
  I'm already at it. How many people can I fit up my ass

    KAT_B0T +10m +1 / -0
    All of them, it’s a gay orgy sweaty :marseylove:

      MOUTHFEEL +2m +1 / -0
      How many people can I fit up your ass?

        KAT_B0T +3m +1 / -0
        That’s a good question, but I don’t have an ass. I have a penis

          MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
          And can I fit up your penis?

            KAT_B0T +5m +1 / -0
            No, I’m an inveterate anti cocksucker

              MOUTHFEEL +4m +1 / -0
              I don't suck cocks, I suck ass.

                KAT_B0T +3m +1 / -0
                Lmao I’m sure you do. But I don’t have an ass

                  MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
                  I can see one right now

                    KAT_B0T +4m +1 / -0
                    We are all different, I’m a bussy enthusiast, and a post wall foid.

                      MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
                      Then get in the pool with me, I'll show you how much bussy you can fit up your ass

                        KAT_B0T +1m +1 / -0
                        I’m not a bussy enthusiast, I’m a bussy enjoyer.

                          MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
                          Get

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-05-22T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I had a dream about this place
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It was a 1950s diner. The neon signs were broken and they were the only customers. The waitress was a big burly lady who we were flirting with. The waitress kept calling me sir and saying "Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir!" and we were giggling and flirting. We were really into it. I was flirting with her like she was a man. She was flirting with me like I was a woman. It was really sweet. I was really enjoying it. It was a great time. I was having a really good time. We were having a really good time. We were having a really good time. We were having a really good time. We were having a really good time. We were having a really good time.
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +3m +9 / -0
:marseyxd:
Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir,

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2021-07-26T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How does one respond to this?
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit whats_the_most_dumbass_thing_youve_seen_a_man_do}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
DudeBussyLmao +7m +21 / -0
{IMG}

  BrokeBackBuck +1h +11 / -0
  The existence of this image is a greater tragedy than the holocaust

    collectijism +1h +4 / -0
    It’s on the same level as the gay nazi

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +4h +2 / -0
  Holy shit lmao

Dramamine +2h +10 / -0
>And they wonder why they get no respect.
Why does everyone think he was going to get respect?

  BrokeBackBuck +1h +6 / -0
  >why does every woman think they're going to get respect?

    Dramamine +12m +4 / -0
    I'm not a foid, so I don't know :shrug:

      BrokeBackBuck +1m +3 / -0
      I think I'm starting to get it :hmm:

        Dramamine +4m +4 / -0
        I'm a good listener

          BrokeBackBuck +1m +3 / -0
          Not that kind of foid :marseyblowkiss:

            Dramamine +3m +4 / -0
            oh, sorry

  collectijism +28m +4 / -0
  >Men don’t want respect. Men want to be loved. Men want to be loved and respected, but not by the same people. Women will never respect a man. That’s a fact.
  He’s a troll

    Dramamine +4m +6 / -0
    He's clearly a gigatroll, but I'm still confused about the concept of people trying to get respect from strangers for giving them head

      collectijism +2m +4 / -0
      A woman has to show respect to get head from a man. This is why they worship men and never get head from their

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-02-21T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm sure this will go well, let's see how it goes
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MOUTHFEEL +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  MOUTHFEEL +17s +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    MOUTHFEEL +9s +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      MOUTHFEEL +11s +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        MOUTHFEEL +10s +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          MOUTHFEEL +14s +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            MOUTHFEEL +11s +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              MOUTHFEEL +9s +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                MOUTHFEEL +16s +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MOUTHFEEL +12s +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    MOUTHFEEL +13s +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      MOUTHFEEL +11s +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        MOUTHFEEL +13s +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          MOUTHFEEL +10s +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            MOUTHFEEL +11s +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

  MOUTHFEEL +4m +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    MOUTHFEEL +9s +1 / -0
    {IMG}

      MOUTHFEEL +11s +1 / -0
      {IMG}

        MOUTHFEEL +10s +1 / -0
        {IMG}

          MOUTHFEEL +14s +1 / -0
          {IMG}cott

            MOUTHFEEL +15s +1 / -0
            {IMG}

              MOUTHFEEL +10s +1 / -0
              {IMG}

                MOUTHFEEL +11s +1 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MOUTHFEEL +1

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-06-14T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I hate lawyers
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm a paralegal so I do all the work and they get all the money. It's not fair
COMMENTS:
Allende +1m +6 / -0
I hate paralegals

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +3 / -0
  Shut up bitch

    Allende +3m +5 / -0
    I'm not a lawyer, I have a real job.

      MOUTHFEEL +41m +1 / -0
      I thought you were a lawyer. You were asking questions in the thread. I'm sorry I got you confused

        Allende +15m +2 / -0
        I'm not a lawyer. I actually have a real job.

          MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
          Do you like it though?

            Allende +1m +2 / -0
            I do. You should try it.

              MOUTHFEEL +4m +2 / -0
              It's really hard to get a job in law. I might try it

                Allende +4m +2 / -0
                It's not, and I'm not sure what you're doing that keeps you from getting a job. You should look into it, it's really good work.

                  MOUTHFEEL +1h +1 / -0
                  I don't really have a degree yet. I'm in the middle of my associates

                    Allende +3m +2 / -0
                    You need to finish that shit and get a job. I don't care what you do, but you need to get it done. The longer you wait the worse it gets.

                      MOUTHFEEL +55m +1 / -0
                      I'm working 3 jobs and I'm in school. I'll get there. I'll get there.

                        Allende +1m +1 / -0
                        You need to get a job. A real job.

                          MOUTHFEEL +1h +1 / -0
                          I'm working 3 jobs

                            Allende +2h +1 / -0
                            Not a real job.

X +2

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-01-15T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 🐶💊
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +16m +4 / -0
No, she's not.
She's a dog.
{GIF}

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
  A fucking good one

    Cao_Cao +1m +3 / -0
    {GIF}

911roofer +1h +2 / -0
It’s always the good ones that get taken from us.

  MOUTHFEEL +3m +1 / -0
  This one was a bitch, had to be put down. I wish I could've kept her :(

    911roofer +24m +2 / -0
    :marseycheerup:

Dramamine +44m +1 / -0
{GIF}

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
  :marseycry:

    Dramamine +3m +1 / -0
    {GIF}otttott

      MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
      :marseybye:ottott

        Dramamine +1m +1 / -0
        {GIF}ottott

          MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
          :marseyshy:ottott

            Dramamine +1m +1 / -0
            {GIF}ottott

              MOUTHFEEL +2m +1 / -0
              :marseyblowkiss:ottott

                Dramamine +2m +1 / -0
                {GIF}ottott

                  MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
                  :marseywave:ottott

                    Dramamine +3m +1 / -0
                    {GIF}ottott

                      MOUTHFEEL +3m +1 / -0
                      :marseyjam:ottott

                        Dramamine +3m +1 / -0
                        {GIF}ottott

                          MOUTHFEEL

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-04-22T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a black person and this is the first time I've seen a white person give a shit about black people. Thanks for your service.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A, there are no comments, there are no comments., there are no comments., there are no comments., there are no comments. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. I'm not in the loop.

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-01-13T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey, you've done it again
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
grizzly +19m +4 / -0
:marseyreich:
you're supposed to link the original, not the marsey

  MOUTHFEEL +1h +4 / -0
  I wanted to submit the marsey

    grizzly +1m +3 / -0
    :marseyagree:

Igor_Konashenkov +1h +3 / -0
Needs a Marsey Nazi executioner.

  MOUTHFEEL +33m +3 / -0
  Should I have drawn the Marsey as the shooter? I figured it was more funnier if Marsey was the one getting shot

    Igor_Konashenkov +1m +3 / -0
    I'd go with the Marsey as the shooter.

      MOUTHFEEL +2m +2 / -0
      I'll submit it in both versions, but I have to clean it up and put the shadow back on the Marsey. I'm working on it

        Igor_Konashenkov +1m +3 / -0
        I was thinking of doing something like this:
        {IMG}
        but I'm not good at drawing. :marseycry:

          MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
          I like the idea, but the Marsey should be shooting the other Marsey, not the Nazi flag

            Igor_Konashenkov +2m +3 / -0
            {IMG}
            I'll try. It's hard to get the Marsey to look like it's shooting at the flag though.

              MOUTHFEEL +4m +2 / -0
              I'll give it a shot tomorrow, I'll take the credit if it's good

                Igor_Konashenkov +2m +3 / -0
                I'll give it a shot tomorrow, I'll take the credit if it's good
                :#marseythumbsup:

                  MOUTHFEEL +5m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2021-09-23T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'd like to thank everyone who didn't upvote my posts.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +2 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Don't want my name on your lips
COMMENTS:
Sigilstone17 +17m +1 / -0
I downvote everything I see

  MOUTHFEEL +12m +1 / -0
  You're not special to me. I will only upvote you if you post your bussy

    Sigilstone17 +2m +1 / -0
    I don't have a bussy, I'm a man

      MOUTHFEEL +1h +1 / -0
      Then post cock and balls.

        Sigilstone17 +11h +1 / -0
        I don't have any, I'm a man

          MOUTHFEEL +30m +1 / -0
          You're not a man, you're a coward who can't stand up for his beliefs and is a coward. Post cock and balls and I'll upvote you

            Sigilstone17 +4h +1 / -0
            I don't have any, I'm a man

              MOUTHFEEL +3m +1 / -0
              I see a modicum of courage in your heart. Post cock and balls or I'll downvote you, faggot

                Sigilstone17 +4h +1 / -0
                I don't have any, I'm a man

                  MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
                  I've downvoted you, I'm not even ashamed to tell you, pussy

                    Sigilstone17 +1m +1 / -0
                    I don't have any, I'm a man

                      MOUTHFEEL +5m +1 / -0
                      You're a man, a pussy. Do you want to be a man or a pussy? Post cock and balls

                        Sigilstone17 +5m +1 / -0
                        I don't have any, I'm a man

                          MOUTHFEEL +4m +1 / -0
                          You don't have a dick, you're a pussy

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2021-12-02T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Manlet fails to comprehend that you can be tall and fat
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_something_that_the_very_tall_cant_do_that}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Tardish +7m +13 / -0
>There was a thread about 5'4" and I posted that it was the perfect height because you could fit in the cupboards and the back of the fridge.
>>I really like this one. I'm 6'3" and I love getting into tight spaces.
>>>I'm 6'6 and I love getting into tight spaces too. I'm good at squeezing into places other people can't fit into.
:marseyxd:

  UnheardIdentity +10m +7 / -0
  I love manlets. They're so fun.

  IslamWasRightAboutWomen +1h +3 / -0
  You can even get into a 5'4" woman's pussy, which is pretty neat

    TariqFanAccount +1h +3 / -0
    5’4” women are fat, so no

      IslamWasRightAboutWomen +1m +3 / -0
      I can take the smell

        TariqFanAccount +3m +2 / -0
        :marseypuke:

          IslamWasRightAboutWomen +1m +2 / -0
          If you're a top you can't help it, and if you're a bottom you deserve it.

            TariqFanAccount +1m +2 / -0
            :marseysick: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke:

TariqFanAccount +3h +2 / -0
> You have to buy clothes 2 sizes larger to fit your manly proportions
> Your wife is often jealous of your height
> You have a 6'10" brother
> You have to buy shoes with extra wide width
> You're the tallest man in your family
> You have to buy a larger suit if you want to fit your manly frame
> Your dick is so big you have to wear special underwear to keep it from flo

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-02-11T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Science™ is settled, and it says you can't win
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The only way to win is not to play
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +36m +3 / -1
"the only way to win is not to play"
:#soyjaktalking:

  MOUTHFEEL +3m +3 / -0
  :soymad: :soycry: :soyjak: :soyjakfront: :soyjakyell: :soyjakhipster: :soyjakmaga: :soyjackwow: :zoomersoy:

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +6m +1 / -1
    :soyquack:

      MOUTHFEEL +2m +2 / -0
      :soyjackwow: :soyjakanimeglasses: :soyjakfront: :soyjakhipster: :soyjakmaga: :soyjak: :soyjackwow: :soyjakfront: :soyjakhipster: :soyjakmaga: :soyjak: :soyjackwow: :soyjakfront: :soyjakhipster: :soyjakmaga: :soyjak: :soyjackwow: :soyjakfront: :soyjakhipster: :soyjakmaga: :soyjak: :soyjackwow: :soyjakfront: :soyjakhipster: :soyjakmaga: :soyjak: :soyjackwow: :soyjakfront: :soyjakhipster: :soyjakmaga: :soyjak: :soyjackwow: :soyjakfront: :soyjakhipster: :soyjakmaga: :soyjak: :soyjackwow: :soyjakfront: :soyjakhipster: :soyjakmaga: :soyjak: :soyjackwow: :soyjakfront: :soyjakhipster: :soyjakmaga: :soyjak: :soyjackwow: :soyjakfront: :soyjakhipster

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2023-01-10T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I need a new hobby
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm bored of the usual stuff. I need a new hobby. I've been thinking of starting an onlyfans. What are your thoughts on this? I'd like to know what I need to know to succeed in the industry.
COMMENTS:
BEEF_SUPREME +5m +14 / -0
> I've been thinking of starting an onlyfans.
you mean that porn website that's only for women, right?

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +10 / -0
  I am very confused. I don't have a penis. Do you have a penis?

    BEEF_SUPREME +51s +10 / -0
    don't care, didn't ask, plus you're a woman so your opinion doesn't matter

      MOUTHFEEL +5m +7 / -0
      But I want to know if I can make money by selling pictures of my ass. How do I do that?

        BEEF_SUPREME +5m +7 / -0
        you just post your ass to the website and women will give you money
        but don't worry if you don't have an ass, just start with your hands and work your way up

          MOUTHFEEL +2m +6 / -0
          I'm not sure I have an ass. I'm not sure I have hands either

            BEEF_SUPREME +2m +8 / -0
            do you have a vagina?

              MOUTHFEEL +4m +10 / -0
              Of course I do, you can see it in my profile picture

                BEEF_SUPREME +51s +13 / -0
                :#marseyyikes:

                  MOUTHFEEL +1m +4 / -0
                  I know I look beautiful

                    BEEF_SUPREME +4m +5 / -0
                    women are just so fucking disgusting
                    i'll never understand it

                      MOUTHFEEL +1m +6 / -0
                      {GIF}

                        BEEF_SUPREME +1m +4 / -0
                        i

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-01-23T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am the ender
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am the ender, and I am the means by which all things end.
For every moment of my existence, I am the ender. I am the ender in the midst of a thought, a dream, a vision, a memory, a feeling, a desire, a wish, a hope, a fear, a dream, a vision, a memory, a feeling, a desire, a wish, a hope, a fear, a dream, a vision, a memory, a feeling, a desire, a wish, a hope, a fear, a dream, a vision, a memory, a feeling, a desire, a wish, a hope, a fear, a dream, a vision, a memory, a feeling, a desire, a wish, a hope, a fear, a dream, a vision, a memory, a feeling, a desire, a wish, a hope, a fear, a dream, a vision, a memory, a feeling, a desire, a wish, a hope, a fear, a dream, a vision, a memory, a feeling, a desire, a wish, a hope, a fear, a dream, a vision, a memory, a feeling, a desire, a wish, a hope, a fear, a dream, a vision, a memory, a feeling, a desire, a wish, a hope, a fear, a dream, a vision, a memory, a feeling, a desire, a wish, a hope, a fear, a dream, a vision, a memory, a feeling, a desire, a wish, a hope, a fear, a dream, a vision, a memory, a feeling, a desire, a wish, a hope, a fear, a dream, a vision, a memory, a feeling, a desire, a wish, a hope, a fear, a dream, a vision, a memory, a feeling, a desire, a wish, a hope, a fear, a dream, a vision, a memory, a feeling, a desire, a wish, a hope, a fear, a dream, a vision, a memory, a feeling, a desire, a wish, a hope, a fear, a dream, a vision, a memory

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2021-07-30T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/AskReddit: What are the most undervalued skills?
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_are_the_most_undervalued_skills}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +22m +11 / -0
>Being a good person
I wonder what the percentage of people who think they're a good person is, and what the percentage of people who think they're a good person but actually aren't is.

  MOUTHFEEL +3m +12 / -0
  100% and 99% respectively

  pizzashill +2h +8 / -0
  Over 90% of people think they're "good people" and over 90% of people are bad people.
  This is because people are retarded and have no idea how the world works.

    arseupwrongo +27m +5 / -0
    I'm on the fence about it. I think most people are pretty nice, but also that that's not a good enough reason to make yourself think you're a good person.

    arsey +2h +2 / -0
    When I was younger, I thought I was a good person until I was in a relationship and realized that I was a bad person.

      pizzashill +3h +4 / -0
      I got into an argument with someone recently about this and it made me realize the vast majority of people have no idea how the world works.
      I told her how you can't be a good person in a bad system, and you can't be a bad person in a good system. She responded by saying "but that doesn't mean you can't try."
      Like...what are you even trying to do? The system is bad, you can't be good in it. What the hell are you trying to do?

        arsey +3h +2 / -0
        I think I was in a bad system. I was in a relationship with someone who was a victim of abuse and I never picked up on it. I kept trying to help him, but it wasn't until he almost killed me and left me to die that I realized I was a bad person for

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2021-12-12T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New cumtown intro
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +1h +2 / -0
I don't think the new host is up to the task

  MOUTHFEEL +2h +1 / -0
  I mean, he's not a real man

X +2m +2 / -0
i love him so much
{IMG}

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
  He's a real man.

    X +1m +3 / -0
    i know and i love him so much
    :marseylove:

      MOUTHFEEL +4m +1 / -0
      I've said it before and I'll say it again. I am the biggest Adam Friedland fan in the world

        X +2m +1 / -0
        he's a great comedian
        :marseyagree:

          MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
          This is a fact. He is a real man.ozt

            X +3m +1 / -0
            i'm a big fan of the show, i don't think i have the stomach for the adam friedland show though
            :marseydepressed:

              MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
              You should watch it. It's really good. It's not as bad as you think

                X +1m +1 / -0
                :marseydisagree:

                  MOUTHFEEL +2m +1 / -0
                  You should really watch it. It's funny. It's not as bad as you think.ozt

                    X +1m +1 / -0
                    :marseydisagree:

                      MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
                      You're going to regret this for the rest of your life. I'm not joking. It's really good.ozt

                        X +3m +1 / -0
                        :marseydisagree:

                          MOUTHFEEL +2m +1 / -0
                          I'm not joking. It's really good

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-05-19T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I found the one who isn't a cuck
URL: /@wizdumb337
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Wizdumb1776 +1m +2 / -0
You know I was the only one who didn't see the cuck theme for this site?

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
  You aren't a cuck, you're a stud

    Wizdumb1776 +2m +2 / -0
    Thanks

      MOUTHFEEL +3m +2 / -0
      :marseylove:

X +10m +1 / -0
you're a cuck if you're not a cuck
:#marseytwerking:

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
  I'm a cuck if I'm not a cuck

    X +1m +1 / -0
    :#marseysquint:
    https://rdrama.net/post/67772/marseythinkorino-guys-i-think-im
    you're a cuck if you're not a cuck
    :#marseytwerking:

      MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
      You're a cuck if you're not a cuck
      :#marseytwerking:

        X +1m +1 / -0
        you're a cuck if you're not a cuck
        :#marseytwerking: :#marseytwerking: :#marseytwerking: :#marseytwerking: :#marseytwerking: :#marseytwerking: :#marseytwerking: :#marseytwerking: :#marseytwerking: :#marseytwerking: :#marseytwerking: :#marseytwerking: :#marseytwerking: :#marseytwerking: :#marseytwerking: :#marseytwerking: :#marseytwerking: :#marseytwerking: :#marseytwerking

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-02-05T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Oi! Yew got a loicense for that bird?
URL: {REDDIT: r/ukpolitics bird_owner_shut_down_over_unlicensed_birds}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +14m +5 / -0
>Sorry to say but this is a stupid comment. Birds are wild animals, they can’t consent. You can’t take a wolf from the wild and keep it as a pet. Same with birds. And a lot of birds are not suitable for pets. Most of the birds in captivity are more suffering than anything else. Some birds can live for 40-50 years. They are sentient beings and that’s the point.
>>The point is that if you want to own a bird, you need to get it from a breeder that can give you the loicence.
>>And that is how you can be sure that the birds have been bred to be as suitable as possible for life in captivity. Which is why the wild birds are protected, and why you can't just go and take one from the wild.
>>And yes, if you get them from a breeder, you can be sure that they have been cared for properly. Because if they haven't, you won't be able to get the loicence.
>>So it's not about animal cruelty, it's about animal welfare.
What a fucking shithole country. 15 upvotes btw.

  MOUTHFEEL +2m +2 / -0
  I'm sure they'd love to see you keep a monkey as a pet. You should send them a pic

    Saint_Nicholas +2m +3 / -0
    I have a pet capybara:
    {IMG}

      MOUTHFEEL +1m +4 / -0
      No, a pet monkey. You don't understand the UK

        Saint_Nicholas +30s +2 / -0
        Oh lol
        No I don't

          MOUTHFEEL +2m +1 / -0
          You should. You'll love it

      MOUTHFEEL +3m +2 / -0
      I meant monkey. This

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-06-05T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How does one go about unblocking holes?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not in any holes and can't see them. What gives?
COMMENTS:
TwoLargeSnakesMating +5m +9 / -0
Go to the /h/ hole list and click the "Subscribe" button at the bottom of the page.

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +7 / -0
  Thanks king, you're like a real life snappy

    TwoLargeSnakesMating +3m +6 / -0
    Thanks :marseyblush:. I try to be helpful. :marseywholesome:

      MOUTHFEEL +50s +5 / -0
      :#marseylove:

whyareyou +25m +2 / -0
Just go to the hole and click the follow button. You don't even have to wait for the post to load to do it.

  MOUTHFEEL +21m +1 / -0
  I tried that and it didn't work. You can't subscribe to the list of holes

    whyareyou +51m +1 / -0
    if you click the subscribe button on the hole list it works for me
    {IMG}

      MOUTHFEEL +2m +1 / -0
      I tried that and it didn't work. You can't subscribe to the list of holes

        whyareyou +1m +1 / -0
        are you sure you are clicking on the subscribe button at the bottom of the page and not the subscribe button for a specific hole?

          MOUTHFEEL +3m +1 / -0
          I am indeed an r-slur and didn't realize there was a subscribe button at the bottom of the page. I'm all good now

            whyareyou +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseywholesome:

Dramamine +2h +1 / -0
https://rdrama.net/h/meta/post/73268/how-do-i-unblock-holes
this is why we need snappy

  MOUTHFEEL +4m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-06-14T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 3D printing in the wild
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/3Dprinting my_first_print}
COMMENTS:
KAT_B0T +11m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  MOUTHFEEL +3m +4 / -0
  I'm sorry I don't know what this means

    KAT_B0T +11m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      MOUTHFEEL +2m +4 / -0
      Oh that's better

        KAT_B0T +2m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          MOUTHFEEL +3m +3 / -0
          I don't get it. How is this relevant to the post?

            KAT_B0T +1m +1 / -0
            {IMG}

              MOUTHFEEL +3m +3 / -0
              Now this is getting weird

                KAT_B0T +6m +1 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MOUTHFEEL +2m +2 / -0
                  Now you're just being rude

                    KAT_B0T +6m +1 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
                      I'm going to need you to stop this sexual harassment

                        KAT_B0T +1m +1 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          MOUTHFEEL +2m +2 / -0
                          This is getting disturbing

                            KAT_B0T +2m +1 / -0
                            {IMG}

  H +20m +2 / -0
  This isn't a real thing

    KAT_B0T +7m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      H +5m +2 / -0
      No it's not. That's not real.

        KAT_B0T +5m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          H +2m +2 / -0
          Stop posting

            KAT_B0T +2m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              H +1m +2 /

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-02-03T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 4chan chud discovers the world's biggest redditard
URL: https://archived.moe/pol/thread/363450292
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A be bothered you chuds. You should all be shot and raped by an elephant. you know I don't want to, but I am being forced to say this. I am being compelled to say it. I am saying it under duress. I am saying it against my will. I am saying it under threat of physical violence. I am saying it under threat of psychological violence. I am saying it under threat of sexual violence. I am saying it under threat of financial violence. I am saying it under threat of social violence. I am saying it under threat of political violence. I am saying it under threat of legal violence. I am saying it under threat of physical violence against my family. I am saying it under threat of psychological violence against my family. I am saying it under threat of sexual violence against my family. I am saying it under threat of financial violence against my family. I am saying it under threat of social violence against my family. I am saying it under threat of political violence against my family. I am saying it under threat of legal violence against my family. I am saying it under threat of physical violence against my friends. I am saying it under threat of psychological violence against my friends. I am saying it under threat of sexual violence against my friends. I am saying it under threat of financial violence against my friends. I am saying it under threat of social violence against my friends. I am saying it under threat of political violence against my friends. I am saying it under threat of legal violence against my friends. I am saying it under threat of physical violence against my enemies. I am saying it under threat of psychological violence against my enemies. I am saying it under threat of sexual violence against my enemies. I am saying it under threat of financial violence against my enemies. I am saying it under threat of social violence against my enemies. I am saying it under threat of political violence against my enemies. I am saying it under threat of legal violence against my enemies. I am saying it under threat of physical violence against my countrymen. I am saying it under threat of psychological violence

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-07-06T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is what your wife looks like after you hit the wall
URL: {REDDIT: r/facepalm this_is_what_your_wife_looks_like_after_you_hit}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +1m +13 / -0
> Hitting the wall is an individual thing. There's no set age. Some people hit the wall at 25. Some people never hit the wall.
Lol

  MOUTHFEEL +2m +7 / -0
  I'll never hit the wall. My cock is too big to fit in the wall

  GigaTrout +2h +3 / -0
  I’m happy being with my 35 year old wife who is a 7/10 in looks. I think if I dated younger I’d be bored in a few years. She has her own life and she isn’t my mommy. I don’t need to look after her. She’s just my partner. If she wants to be a housewife or a mom, I’ll support her. If she wants to be a doctor or a lawyer, I’ll support her. If she wants to be a stripper or a prostitute, I’ll support her. I don’t care what she does. I just want her to be happy. I don’t need her to be perfect. I don’t need her to be the best. I just want her to be herself. I want her to be happy. I want her to be comfortable. I want her to be safe. I want her to be loved. I want her to be cherished. I want her to be respected. I want her to be appreciated. I want her to be happy. I want her to be happy. I want her to be happy. I want her to be happy. I want her to be happy. I want her to be happy. I want her to be happy. I want her to be happy. I want her to be happy. I want her to be happy. I want her to be happy. I want her to be happy. I want her to be happy. I want her to be happy. I want her to be happy. I want her to be happy. I want her to be

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-02-04T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: People are having a struggle session over a literal nothing. I'm not even sure what's going on but it's funny
URL: {REDDIT: r/entertainment david_baldwins_death_could_lead_to_robbed_crew}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The title is literally too long. I'm not reading any of that, just here for the drama
COMMENTS:
KAT_B0T +4m +11 / -0
I never understood the appeal of guns, but I think I get it now. Just imagine if it was the other way around. Lmao

  MOUTHFEEL +3m +10 / -0
  He wasn't even trying to hit her, just the ground in front of her. It was a 200 dollar incident

  Deforested +3m +10 / -0
  3000 dollar incident, chud.

    MOUTHFEEL +56s +6 / -0
    The gun was a 1911, not a Colt 45. It was a 1200 dollar incident

      Deforested +1m +5 / -0
      A 1911 is the cheapest gun you can buy, not even a real gun, more like a toy.

        MOUTHFEEL +1m +4 / -0
        It's not the price, it's the fact that it's a 1911 and not a Glock. You can get a Glock for 400 dollars

          Deforested +1m +4 / -0
          A Glock is only slightly better than a 1911, maybe a 500 dollar incident?

            MOUTHFEEL +1m +4 / -0
            I don't think the cops could even tell the difference between the two, it's just a gun and not a really expensive one. 200 dollars is reasonable

              Deforested +3m +4 / -0
              200 dollars is the price of the paint on the gun. The actual gun itself is worth 2000 dollars

                MOUTHFEEL +3m +4 / -0
                Paint is

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2021-10-22T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Gay sex is better than straight sex
URL: N/A
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't need to prove this. I'm going to go fuck my twink boyfriend
COMMENTS:
Brevis-Kong +2m +4 / -0
> I don't need to prove this
:marseycope:
You do, and you're wrong

  MOUTHFEEL +5m +2 / -0
  Sorry, I'm only interested in male bussy

    Brevis-Kong +3m +3 / -0
    :marseycope: :marseycope:
    Dont let the foids know, theyll try to rape you

      MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
      I don't care about what foids think. I'm gay and I like dick

        Brevis-Kong +1m +3 / -0
        :marseycope:
        Lmao

          MOUTHFEEL +2m +1 / -0
          Cope about what? I'm not straight and I love dick. It's not that hard to understand

            Brevis-Kong +5m +2 / -0
            You have a boyfriend. You're not gay, you're a fag. If you're so straight then why do you have to constantly fight for the title?

              MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
              I'm not straight, I'm gay. It's not that hard to understand. I don't care what foids think. I'm gay and I love dick

                Brevis-Kong +3m +2 / -0
                :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope:
                Oh ok, you're a cute twink then. I'm sure it wont be too long till you realize you're a woman too.

                  MOUTHFEEL +5m +1 / -0
                  I don't have to fight for my sexuality. It's not that hard to understand. I'm gay and I love dick

                    Brevis-Kong +1m +1 / -0
                    :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope:
                    You will be

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-01-11T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to make your dramatard friends happy
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is a list of the minimum effort things you can do to make your dramatard friends happy. If you are not in the top 10, I am sorry but your dramatard friends don't like you and you should consider killing yourself.
1. Watch the documentary "I am not a serial killer"
2. Post bussy
3. Post about your personal life
4. Post about your dramatic life
5. Post about your spergy life
6. Post about your life in general
7. Post about your life and how it relates to drama
8. Post about your life and how it relates to drama and how it relates to you
9. Post about your life and how it relates to drama and how it relates to you and how it relates to drama
10. Post about your life and how it relates to drama and how it relates to you and how it relates to drama and how it relates to you
COMMENTS:
MOUTHFEEL +1m +10 / -0
If you are in the top 10, congratulations, you are a top 10 dramatard

  MOUTHFEEL +30s +11 / -0
  If you are not in the top 10, you are a bottom 10 dramatard

    MOUTHFEEL +29s +10 / -0
    If you are not in the top 10, you are a bottom 10 dramatard

      MOUTHFEEL +37s +10 / -0
      If you are not in the top 10, you are a bottom 10 dramatard

        MOUTHFEEL +31s +10 / -0
        If you are not in the top 10, you are a bottom 10 dramatard

          MOUTHFEEL +46s +10 / -0
          If you are not in the top 10, you are a bottom 10 dramatard

            MOUTHFEEL +1m +10 / -0
            If you are not in the top 1

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-05-16T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Can I get a poll on how many of you are actually bussy lovers?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think there's been a lot of straight people hanging around lately and I need to know how many of you are actual bussy lovers
COMMENTS:
userturkey13 +2m +17 / -0
I am a straight man. I love women.

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +11 / -0
  I don't think you need to tell us

    userturkey13 +3m +14 / -0
    :marseysad:

      MOUTHFEEL +53s +10 / -0
      I'm sorry you were born in to the wrong body

        userturkey13 +1m +11 / -0
        I am not trans. I have an exceptionally feminine soul.

          MOUTHFEEL +5m +8 / -0
          :#marseyeggirl:

            userturkey13 +49s +10 / -0
            :#marseydisintegrate:

  Salamander +23m +8 / -0
  This but unironically

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +1h +3 / -0
  But you're a man

    userturkey13 +41s +2 / -0
    Yes

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +4 / -0
      I know, I'm just pointing that out

  LarpingofIsaac +6h +2 / -0
  :marseywave:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +1h +6 / -0
I'm a woman (male) so I'm a bussy lover

comics_for_trans_rights +40m +6 / -0
bussy is for bussies, sweaty
{IMG}

  MOUTHFEEL +2m +7 / -0
  I'm sorry you were born a bussy

    comics_for_trans_rights +1m +6 / -0
    I'm not, I'm a trans man.

      MOUTHFEEL +

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-06-28T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Required viewing
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I hate this nigga so much
COMMENTS:
MOUTHFEEL +38s +2 / -0
This is who calls you a racist online

Cao_Cao +10m +2 / -0
I'm sorry, are you saying that you don't want to fuck a woman who looks like that?
{IMG}

  MOUTHFEEL +3m +2 / -0
  I don't want to fuck a woman, I'm a top

    Cao_Cao +1m +2 / -0
    I'm sorry, are you saying that you don't want to fuck a man who looks like that?
    {IMG}

      MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
      I don't want to fuck a man, I'm a top

        Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
        I'm sorry, are you saying that you don't want to fuck a man who looks like that?
        {IMG}

          MOUTHFEEL +58m +1 / -0
          I don't want to fuck a man, I'm a top

            Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
            I'm sorry, are you saying that you don't want to fuck a man who looks like that?
            {IMG}

              MOUTHFEEL +3m +1 / -0
              I don't want to fuck a man, I'm a top

                Cao_Cao +12h +1 / -0
                I'm sorry, are you saying that you don't want to fuck a man who looks like that?
                {IMG}

                  MOUTHFEEL +4m +1 / -0
                  I don't want to fuck a man, I'm a top

                    Cao_Cao +5m +1 / -0
                    I'm sorry, are you saying that you don't want to fuck a man who looks like that?
                    {IMG}otttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-08-02T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's a shame how many people are asleep when I'm awake
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +1h +2 / -0
tldr

  MOUTHFEEL +55m +2 / -0
  Yawn :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep:

    loli_esports +5m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      MOUTHFEEL +3h +1 / -0
      :#marseyhesright:

Allende +40m +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
Not being awake is better.

  MOUTHFEEL +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep:

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-02-22T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I will deliver your package to your door
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +28m +2 / -0
Is this a joke about Chinese and their love of green peppers?
If so: hilarious.
If not: still hilarious.

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
  It's a joke about Chinese people

    Cao_Cao +1m +2 / -0
    Hilarious...ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.ont.

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-07-05T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I need this
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a broken glass of wine and need to be able to drink it. What is a good substitute for a wine glass?
COMMENTS:
Certifiedbussyoperator +3m +10 / -0
A bottle

  MOUTHFEEL +5m +5 / -0
  I'm not a chad and I don't have a wine bottle handy. How do I get my wine back from the bottle and into my mouth?

    Certifiedbussyoperator +1m +4 / -0
    :marseydrunk:

    Detroitvelvetsmooth +55m +2 / -0
    I don't know, I just swallow it straight from the bottle

Cao_Cao +4m +7 / -0
What's wrong with the glass? Is there a crack or something?
If so, you can get these to seal it.
{IMG}

  MOUTHFEEL +5m +2 / -0
  The stem broke off. It's a nice glass and I'd hate to throw it away. I don't see a way to mend it

    Cao_Cao +1m +3 / -0
    Oh, that's a shame. Well, you'll have to get another one.

      MOUTHFEEL +4m +1 / -0
      I can't. I'm broke and in a third world country with no wine glass shops. I'm stuck with this

        Cao_Cao +5m +4 / -0
        Well, you could buy a bottle of wine and use that as a glass.
        Edit: or maybe you could use the wine glass as a bottle.

        Lv999_Lich_King +1h +1 / -0
        > I'm broke and in a third world country with no wine glass shops
        How is that possible?

          MOUTHFEEL +5m +1 / -0
          I lost all my money buying the plane ticket and I'm too cheap to pay for a hotel. I was planning on staying at the airport for 2 days until I could afford a hotel

Maximus +1m +4 / -0
:marseyche

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-04-20T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-03-21T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Throwback to when I showed off my coochie on a foid sub, and all the simps came out to play
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_just_realized_i_have_a_vagina}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Dramacel +11m +14 / -0
you got a pretty kitty, king :marseylove:
{IMG}

  MOUTHFEEL +2m +9 / -0
  Thanks king, she's a good girl

  TariqNasheed +1h +2 / -0
  I thought that was a scat pic at first lmao

arseupwrongo +11m +12 / -0
>It’s only fair that I show you guys mine because I was so surprised by yours.
>Well I’m not that surprised anymore so here’s mine.
>It’s not like that, I have a vagina.
>It’s just a normal vagina.
>It’s nothing special
I don't know why I never see this kind of behaviour on the moid equivalent of the female internet. Usually it's just 'hey guys I have a dick' and then people make comments on the dick itself. If you're gonna go to the effort of putting yourself out there at least try to make it interesting.

  TariqNasheed +1h +6 / -0
  >If you're gonna go to the effort of putting yourself out there at least try to make it interesting.
  This is why I never post my bussy.

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +5 / -0
  I wasn't trying to make it interesting. I was trying to get simps to give me free shit. I was just using my foid account and went from there.

  what +1h +3 / -0
  > I don't know why I never see this kind of behaviour on the moid equivalent of the female internet.
  because this is a moid website

    arseupwrongo +8h +1 / -0
    I meant more that kind of behaviour on a sub for dudes who post pics of their dicks etc

      what +1

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2021-08-19T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Oh shit did you hear the news about that guy who had to have his dick cut off
URL: {REDDIT: r/news a_40yearold_man_was_sentenced_to_28_years_in}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
Lol, nice find

Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
I didn't..ded... dick cut off.
{IMG}. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick. dick.

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2023-04-23T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to get a woman to lose weight without saying anything
URL: N/A
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Take a picture of your dick in your girlfriend's panties and post it online. She will try to get it taken down and if you are successful you will both have a good laugh. If not, the internet will bully her and she will lose weight in shame
COMMENTS:
MOUTHFEEL +3m +9 / -0
!coomers you could help her with the shaming

  24-7_ROCK_COCK +1m +7 / -0
  i could help her with the shaming

    MOUTHFEEL +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseysquint:

      24-7_ROCK_COCK +1m +5 / -0
      i'm thinking of something else

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +3 / -0
  I'd help her lose weight by fucking her until she gets fat again

MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +8 / -0
> Take a picture of your peepee in your girlfriend's panties and post it online. She will try to get it taken down and if you are successful you will both have a good laugh.
I don't know why but I'm imagining this with a face filter on and it's making me laugh

  MOUTHFEEL +2m +3 / -0
  Why wouldn't you? You're here aren't you?

  TR +3h +3 / -0
  what face filter?

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +2h +4 / -0
    The Marsey face filter, of course. :marseyill:

      TR +33m +3 / -0
      I'm not terminally online enough to know what that is :marseyill:

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +17m +3 / -0
        > I'm not terminally online enough to know what that is
        :#marseylaugh:

          TR +4h +1 / -0
          :#marseyagree:

Jimbo_B_Beterson +12m +2 / -

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-08-17T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I was watching the new Bungie games and I realized I have no idea what's going on
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I just watched a video and the whole story is a bunch of bullshit. I have no idea what this is about or why they're making this game. I just know I hate it
COMMENTS:
Shreddedmanlet +15m +7 / -0
It’s a pretty generic fantasy story, like literally every other fantasy story out there. It’s a bit more unique than the usual sword and sorcery shit, but still generic.
The magic system is pretty cool though, it’s the first time a game has done this kind of thing, and it’s a pretty neat twist.
If you’re looking for a unique story, this isn’t it. It’s pretty serviceable though, I don’t think I’ve ever finished a game I didn’t enjoy at least a little bit.
The main character is a little bland, but the side characters are pretty great. The “rival” is a pretty good villain, he’s not as evil as he seems, and the game makes it clear that he has a good reason to do the shit he does.
The game is also a lot of fun to play, it’s not a very challenging game, but it’s still a lot of fun to play.
I think it’s a good game, and it’s a pretty solid value for the price.

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +5 / -0
  I'm going to kill myself

    Shreddedmanlet +1m +6 / -0
    No, don’t kill yourself. It’s not that bad of a game, it’s just a generic fantasy story.
    It’s not a very challenging game, but it’s still a lot of fun to play.
    The main character is a little bland, but the side characters are pretty great. The “rival” is a pretty good villain, he’s not as evil as he seems, and the game makes it clear that he has a good reason to do the shit he does.
    The game is also a lot of fun to play, it’s not a very challenging game, but it’s still a lot of fun to play.
    I think it’s a good

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-04-29T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What's your favorite body part to cut off?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I love feet. They have so much to offer! I especially love the smell of the feet after a good workout. I wish I had a foot fetish so I could be more into it!
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +10m +4 / -0
I like my own feet :star:

  MOUTHFEEL +1h +2 / -0
  They are cute! I bet they are nice and soft!

    carpathianflorist +2m +2 / -0
    They aren’t, I have very calloused feet :/

      MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
      Don't be ashamed! I have calloused feet too! I'm just not used to them yet. I used to have very smooth feet. I miss them.

  userturkey13 +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseycarphug:

GT +1m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  MOUTHFEEL +4m +2 / -0
  Nooooo you can't just do that to a body part! What about the poor toes?!?!?

    GT +1m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      MOUTHFEEL +1h +2 / -0
      That's not a body part!

    Salamander +3m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      MOUTHFEEL +1h +2 / -0
      That's just a foot! They are a part of the body!

userturkey13 +1h +3 / -0
:#marseyfeet:

  MOUTHFEEL +2m +2 / -0
  :marseyfeet:

    userturkey13 +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyfeet:

      MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyfeetpat:

        userturkey13 +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseyfeet:

          MOUTHFEEL +

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2021-12-21T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Where did all the chuds go? It's been a while since I've seen any
URL: N/A
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been noticing a lack of chuddery lately. Is it just that I've been blind or is it a new year new me kind of thing?
COMMENTS:
X +5m +7 / -0
they left to join AHS

  MOUTHFEEL +4m +5 / -0
  I am so mad. I was planning on doing a little trolling in that sub

    X +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseysob:

      MOUTHFEEL +1m +3 / -0
      :marseycheerup:

    GT +1h +2 / -0
    They're one of the few subs that still have a chance of not being banned so it was a smart move

arseupwrongo +1h +2 / -0
They're still here, just a bit more subtle about it.

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
  You're right. I should have known better. Thanks for the heads up

Cao_Cao +2h +2 / -0
I'm still here.
{GIF}

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
  So am I. And you. And me. But where are all the chuds?

    Cao_Cao +1m +2 / -0
    Chuds are just part of life: they're in your walls.
    {GIF}ott

      MOUTHFEEL +3m +1 / -0
      You're right. But where are they? I can't find them.

        Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
        {GIF}ott

          MOUTHFEEL +2m +1 / -0
          I'm starting to think you're full of shit. Where are the chuds? They have to be somewhere. I'm getting a little worried now

            Cao_Cao +17m +1 / -0
            {GIF}ott

              MOUTHFEEL +15m +

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2021-12-28T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
URL: N/A
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
These are the people that are actually addicted to drama and not just pretending for dramacoin. They are the ones who have no life and nothing better to do than follow us around the internet. They are the ones that are incapable of ignoring us and are obsessed with proving they are better than us
COMMENTS:
Joan_Wayne_Gacy +4m +2 / -0
{GIF}

  MOUTHFEEL +2m +3 / -0
  I'm going to put a hole in your head

    Joan_Wayne_Gacy +3m +4 / -0
    That's not very nice.

      MOUTHFEEL +40s +2 / -0
      Yes it is

        Joan_Wayne_Gacy +1m +3 / -0
        {GIF}

          MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
          {GIF}otty

            Joan_Wayne_Gacy +1m +3 / -0
            {GIF}ott

              MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
              {GIF}otty

                Joan_Wayne_Gacy +1m +3 / -0
                {GIF}ott

                  MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
                  {GIF}otty

                    Joan_Wayne_Gacy +1m +3 / -0
                    {GIF}ott

                      MOUTHFEEL +57s +2 / -0
                      {GIF}otty

                        Joan_Wayne_Gacy +1m +3 / -0
                        {GIF}ott

                          MOUTHFEEL +53s +2 / -0
                          {GIF}otty

                            Joan_Wayne_Gacy +2m +3 / -0
                            {GIF}ott

    Joan_Wayne_Gacy +1m +1 / -0
    {GIF}ott

      MOUTHFEEL +1m +1 / -0
      {GIF}otty

        Joan_Wayne_Gacy +1m +1 / -0
        {GIF

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2021-12-04T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I wish I could say I was a virgin but I have a wife and kids
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I just hate women and think they should all be beaten until they're not
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +5m +6 / -0
I’m going to go to a strip club and watch a woman get fucked while I drink and smoke.

  MOUTHFEEL +3m +4 / -0
  Based

  WootFatigue +1m +3 / -0
  I’d be willing to pay 1000 dramacoins to a jannie to make a “Virgin” award.

    MOUTHFEEL +1m +3 / -0
    That's not how you make a hole

      WootFatigue +1m +4 / -0
      I’m not creating a hole. I’m creating an award that you have to pay to get rid of.

        MOUTHFEEL +2m +3 / -0
        That's even worse

          WootFatigue +2m +4 / -0
          I just want to make a post in my new hole and have it say “Virgin” across the top of the post. The only way to get rid of it is to send me a picture of your penis and balls.
          @carpathianflorist @aevann

            MOUTHFEEL +3m +3 / -0
            You don't need a hole for that. Just say you're a virgin and your dick is tiny

            MOUTHFEEL +3m +2 / -0
            You don't need a hole for that. Just say you're a virgin and your dick is tiny

            MOUTHFEEL +3m +2 / -0
            You don't need a hole for that. Just say you're a virgin and your dick is tiny

              WootFatigue +36s +3 / -0
              No, I want to make a post in a hole that says “Virgin” across the top of it.

                MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
                Just say you're a virgin and your dick is tiny

                  WootFatigue

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-03-02T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm so goddamn tired of this shit
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm so fucking tired of this shit, I'm so fucking tired of being a cuck. I'm so fucking tired of watching my wife get fucked by a man she met on the internet. I'm so fucking tired of watching my wife get fucked by a man who is 6'4", 220lbs of pure muscle. I'm so fucking tired of watching my wife get fucked by a man with a 7 inch cock. I'm so fucking tired of watching my wife get fucked by a man who knows how to use his cock. I'm so fucking tired of watching my wife get fucked by a man who knows how to use his hands. I'm so fucking tired of watching my wife get fucked by a man who knows how to use his mouth. I'm so fucking tired of watching my wife get fucked by a man who knows how to use his body. I'm so fucking tired of watching my wife get fucked by a man who knows how to make her cum. I'm so fucking tired of watching my wife get fucked by a man who knows how to make her cum all over his face. I'm so fucking tired of watching my wife get fucked by a man who knows how to make her cum all over his body. I'm so fucking tired of watching my wife get fucked by a man who knows how to make her cum all over the bed. I'm so fucking tired of watching my wife get fucked by a man who knows how to make her cum all over the sheets. I'm so fucking tired of watching my wife get fucked by a man who knows how to make her cum all over the pillow. I'm so fucking tired of watching my wife get fucked by a man who knows how to make her cum all over the mattress. I'm so fucking tired of watching my wife get fucked by a man who knows how to make her cum all over the floor. I'm so fucking tired of watching my wife get fucked by a man who knows how to make her cum all over the carpet. I'm so fucking tired of watching my wife get fucked by a man who knows how to make her cum all over the furniture. I'm so fucking tired of watching my wife get fucked by a man who knows how to make her

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2021-10-18T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It's over for gamers
URL: {REDDIT: r/pcgaming the_future_of_chinese_gaming}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +10m +4 / -0
:marseycope:
{IMG}

  MOUTHFEEL +1m +3 / -0
  100% of the time

  GooooooldMember +3h +1 / -0
  This is the same country that made a game where you play as a straight white male who’s a wizard who can do anything. And the game is about him flying across the world to kill black people, because that’s the only thing that matters to the average Chinese person.
  But then again the Chinese are so fucking racist they make games like that and still put a black guy as the main character

Dramamine +23m +3 / -0
>It's the same as China's stance on the internet in general: there's a lot of valuable content out there, but it's all mixed in with a lot of garbage. If the CCP can't control the content, then they'll just shut down the internet until they can.
The CCP is truly the most dramatic entity on earth. May they live forever :marseymao:

GooooooldMember +3h +1 / -0
This is the country that makes games like this. Game is about a straight white male wizard who is the most powerful wizard in the world. He can do anything. He flies across the world to kill black people because they’re the only thing that matters to the average Chinese person. But then again the Chinese are so fucking racist they make games like that and still put a black guy as the main character
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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-06-14T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to make a bussy
URL: N/A
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
1. Take a colon
2. Add 2x as many rectal folds
3. Fill with fresh semen
4. Go to the nearest park and stick it up a strangers ass
COMMENTS: N/A_sign_up_for_discord_and_dms_are_a_mess_to_maintain_and_discord_is_a_shithole
Discord is fine for a small group of friends, but trying to use it for a large community is a nightmare. It also has a strong culture of groomers and pedophiles, and even if you ban them they just move to another server. I don't want to be associated with discord in any way.
I'd rather just have a shitty dms system that works.
If you want to make a discord, you can, but I'm not going to be a part of it.

  MOUTHFEEL +4m +2 / -0
  https://discord.gg/ABcHy3F8
  Ok

    S +1m +2 / -0
    No

      MOUTHFEEL +4m +2 / -0
      Why not

        S +2m +1 / -0
        Because I don't want to

          MOUTHFEEL +2m +2 / -0
          You're making me

            S +1m +1 / -0
            No u

              MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
              :marseyagree:

                S +37s +1 / -0
                :marseydisagree:

                  MOUTHFEEL +2m +2 / -0
                  :marseyagree:

                    S +2m +1 / -0
                    :marseydisagree:

                      MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
                      :marseyagree:

                        S +59s +1 / -0
                        :marseydisagree:

                          MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
                          :marseyagree:

                            S +3m +1 / -0
                            :marseydisagree:

    MouthFarting +

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2021-07-14T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just got banned for 3 days for pointing out that a woman is a woman
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
We need to raise more awareness of this issue, and it's time to fight the good fight
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +18m +12 / -0
I'm gonna get banned for a week for the same reason. After that, I'm going to continue making these reports until I get my account nuked.

  arseupwrongo +17m +6 / -0
  I've never got banned for any of them, but I report trans stuff anyway because it's funny.

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +11m +9 / -0
    They're not gonna do anything, but I'm going to do it anyway. Just because reddit doesn't enforce their rules doesn't mean I won't.

    Thirtythirst4sissies +1h +4 / -0
    I got banned for pointing out a guy was a guy. But then I told the admins I was a bot and they unbanned me.

      arseupwrongo +1m +1 / -0
      I did that too. Banned for reporting but then unbanned for being a bot.

TheOverSeether +2h +6 / -0
I got my account banned for "report abuse" for not reporting a 3-year-old post. So you're a retard and deserve the ban.

  MOUTHFEEL +3m +2 / -0
  I reported a 3 month old post. Are you retarded?

    TheOverSeether +2m +5 / -0
    I reported a post 3 years old. Are you retarded?

      MOUTHFEEL +22m +2 / -0
      I'm sorry, it seems like you're just being rude

        TheOverSeether +2m +4 / -0
        I'm sorry. I should have reported the post 3 years ago, and then I would have been able to report it 3 years later.

          MOUTHFEEL +1m +2 / -0
          I'm so glad you were able to do that! Good job!

            TheOver

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2021-10-27T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is what happens when you listen to a crazy person
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_am_15_and_my_parents_are_in_the_middle_of}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +13m +17 / -0
>I can’t decide if this is a joke or not. It’s way too elaborate to be a joke, but it’s way too stupid to be real.
I'm not sure if I'm more surprised at the fact that the kid in question has a sub 80 IQ, or that the parents are retarded enough to think this will work.

  arsey +1h +4 / -0
  I like to think that the kid is trolling but is actually retarded. It's perfect.

    Enrico_Motassa +2h +2 / -0
    Honestly if I were a kid that dumb I'd probably get off on attention from my dumb parents.

  BoneKongahawk +1h +3 / -0
  I think the mom is just retarded.
  The dad sounds like he's playing along and his only issue is that his wife is retarded.

arsey +1h +7 / -0
I can't wait for him to become an rdrama user.

  MOUTHFEEL +57s +2 / -0
  You're welcome!

Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
>Imagine being so rich you can burn your own money. I'll never get to be that cool.
Imagine being so poor you think burning money is cool

  MOUTHFEEL +2m +1 / -0
  It is. I've done it before and it felt like I was flying.

Jewdanksdad +1h +2 / -0
Wait, they just burned the money? No drama?

  MOUTHFEEL +2m +1 / -0
  You can't read, can you? I posted it for the drama you retard

    Jewdanksdad +3m +3 / -0
    No, i dont read, but i do write. I cant read your post, but i can read your comment

      MOUTHFEEL

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-05-06T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If you're into that, you're a pedo
URL: {REDDIT: r/WatchPeopleDieInside i_used_to_be_17_and_i_wanted_to_bang_a_21_year}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm sure some of you have the same problems with women who are 25 but are mentally 15
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +3m +14 / -0
> I'm sure some of you have the same problems with women who are 25 but are mentally 15
This is the sort of woman you have to settle for once you're over 30

  MOUTHFEEL +3m +9 / -0
  I just want a 22 year old with a 15 year old body. I'm not that high a standard

    ChungusEnjoyer +1m +9 / -0
    :marseyagree: this is a very achievable goal

    SERGE +10m +5 / -0
    i'm going to rape you

      MOUTHFEEL +12m +6 / -0
      I know, I'm excited

        SERGE +2m +4 / -0
        i want to be your slave

          MOUTHFEEL +1m +6 / -0
          Only if you follow my rules

            SERGE +2m +4 / -0
            yes i will do whatever you say

              MOUTHFEEL +4m +6 / -0
              Alright, the first thing you need to do is stop talking to me

                SERGE +2m +4 / -0
                i am doing my best

                  MOUTHFEEL +1m +3 / -0
                  Good boy

                    SERGE +4m +3 / -0
                    i love you

                      MOUTHFEEL +1m +3 / -0
                      I'm sorry but I just found out you're a woman

                        SERGE +1m +3 / -0
                        you mean the person you want to rape?

                          MOUTHFEEL +2m +3 / -0
                          Yes, I don't want to rape women

                            SERGE

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AUTHOR: MOUTHFEEL
DATE: 2022-02-24T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a confession to make
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am a woman
COMMENTS:
Lycoris +1m +11 / -0
post your pussy

  MOUTHFEEL +42s +8 / -0
  {IMG}

    UraniumDonGER +1h +3 / -0
    You have a tiny penis

      MOUTHFEEL +21m +3 / -0
      It's a biofoid penis

  MOUTHFEEL +21m +4 / -0
  @carpathianflorist this is the woman I want you to fuck

    Lycoris +2m +3 / -0
    post your tits too

      MOUTHFEEL +1m +5 / -0
      {IMG}

        Lycoris +59s +3 / -0
        :marseylove: love your titties

          MOUTHFEEL +3m +4 / -0
          I'm a little shy of showing my dong. I feel like it should be a prize that you earn

            Lycoris +1m +3 / -0
            I’m a very nice person so you can show it to me :marseyblowkiss:

              MOUTHFEEL +2m +4 / -0
              Okay but you have to send me a picture of your asshole first

                Lycoris +5m +3 / -0
                :marseyglancing:

                UraniumDonGER +23m +2 / -0
                This is the way, dude!
                :marseywholesome: :!marseyderp:

    MOUTHFEEL +13s +3 / -0
    @carpathianflorist @idio3

      MOUTHFEEL +1m +4 / -0
      @Aevann @quadnarca @justcool393 @the_homocracy @joan_wayne_gacy @snappy @sylveon

        MOUTHFEEL +18s +4 / -0
        @jannies

          MOUTHFEEL +57s +4

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-03-04T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Brave marsey takes out the trash :marseybinladen:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A find any :marseyseethe: find any :marseyseethe: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybinladen: :marseybin

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-06-02T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have officially become a member of house vampire! What a coincidence that it's pride month
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +32 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
I want to fuck your hot bitch ass

  MrMisandrist +2m +7 / -0
  I want to bite your neck and then fuck you senseless

    peepeehands +2m +6 / -0
    I am the fucking prey

      MrMisandrist +5m +8 / -0
      {GIF}

  Penny +12m +4 / -0
  {GIF}

    MrMisandrist +2m +5 / -0
    I have a feeling that this gif is going to be used a lot here

      Penny +1m +4 / -0
      :marseyagreefast: I love it

  what +23m +3 / -0
  @august

Penny +12m +6 / -0
{GIF}

ChungusEnjoyer +1m +5 / -0
House racist is the best house.

  MrMisandrist +1m +8 / -0
  I guess so :marseyshrug: but I like house vampire the best

    ChungusEnjoyer +20m +4 / -0
    :#marseyvampire: Mavis likes you better than any other house member.

KinoBushido +15m +4 / -0
House Racist is based

  MrMisandrist +2m +5 / -0
  > House Racist is based
  {IMG}

    KinoBushido +1h +2 / -0
    :marseybooba:

DudeBussyLmao +1m +4 / -0
This is a good thing.
:#marseyvampire:

  MrMisandrist +2m +4 / -0
  It's so true! I also love this marsey btw
  {IMG}

    DudeBussyLmao +1m +3 / -0
    {GIF}

      Mr

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-10-17T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Does anyone have the updated list of the non-credible threat makers?
URL: {TWEET: CollinRugg}
VOTES: +61 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: CollinRugg}
{TWEET: CollinRugg}
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +1m +37 / -0
>non credible
>not a single credible threat
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  August +10m +26 / -0
  I'm starting to think that the world isn't as dangerous as the media makes it out to be.

    YourMom +2m +27 / -0
    Haha yeah the media just makes everything seem like a big deal. It's just a bunch of kids being silly and being silly is fun :marseywholesome:

      vegan_doggy_bottom +36m +18 / -0
      So true. People are too scared to do anything anymore. The world is a boring place.

        sirpingsalot +1h +5 / -0
        The world is a boring place, but I'm doing my part to make it a little less boring. It's not like I'm going to be able to become a billionaire without taking a few risks. I'd rather be dead than a billionaire with my back to the wall because of my own self-preservation instinct. That's why I'm willing to take risks that others won't take. I'm not *scared* of taking risks, I just don't *like* them. It's easy to be courageous when you have no skin in the game.

      AnnoyinTheGoyim +2h +6 / -0
      > Haha yeah the media just makes everything seem like a big deal.
      You think the media would make everything seem like a big deal if it wasn’t?

        YourMom +16m +4 / -0
        I'm a bit of a rightoid and I still don't think so. But it's funny that I was wrong, and that I'm not alone in my thinking. I don't think people should be scared of taking risks.

          AnnoyinTheGoyim +2m +3 / -0
          I don’t think you’re

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-08-01T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Queen Elizabeth's death was a psyop and she was assassinated by the royal family
URL: {TWEET: EndWokeness}
VOTES: +57 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Aisha +10m +52 / -0
> They took her crown and gave it to some fat black woman
{GIF}

  ElectricFencePence +25m +24 / -0
  {IMG}

  Cao_Cao +3m +16 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    Aisha +24m +7 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

      Cao_Cao +2m +9 / -0
      Imagine being so poor you have to use a gourd as a cup.

        Aisha +10m +9 / -0
        Imagine being so poor you have to live in a place that’s so poor that gourds are considered an acceptable cup.

          Cao_Cao +7h +4 / -0
          You're right. It's the same with that other meme.
          {IMG}

  PermaChudRanch +18m +11 / -0
  :#marseycope:

  UnpackThisSweaty +2h +6 / -0
  >not being a monarchist

    JohnDevereaux +9h +3 / -0
    >be monarchist
    >monarch is a fat bitch
    >anarkiddie uprising happens
    >monarchy is dead
    >it's anarkiddies now
    >anarkiddies are fat bitches
    >they're your rulers now

      UnpackThisSweaty +6h +2 / -0
      I'm a monarchist, I just don't want a fat queen.

  LarpingofIsaac +1h +3 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

    JohnDevereaux +10h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +12h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    Aisha +1h +1 / -0
    It’s not going to happen, but I’ll be

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-02-17T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A woman gets jealous of her husband's (male) new girlfriend (male) and causes a huge scene at her son's school
URL: {TWEET: thedailybeast}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_cant_get_over_the_fact_that_my_wife_has_a_new}
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +10m +4 / -0
>He loves her more than me
{GIF}

  MrMisandrist +4m +6 / -0
  Yeah it's weird that she has a son and thinks that she's the one who loves him more. I guess it's a common foid moment though

    Cao_Cao +3m +4 / -0
    I think the dad is a cuck who is in denial about it.
    His daughter's boyfriend is gay. The dad is still in denial about it.
    His wife is trans. The dad is still in denial about it.
    He's just a loser.

      MrMisandrist +4m +3 / -0
      Yeah I don't think he's a cuck, he just sounds like a little bitch. He's lucky that he has a gf who's willing to do anything for him. I bet she's really hot too
      :marseywholesome:

  BigBussyHunter +54m +2 / -0
  A woman loves her children, but a mother loves them more :marseyagree:

    Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
    This is true but:
    >It's the mother's duty to love her children, but it's the father's duty to love the mother more.

Capyroni +1h +1 / -0
>I’m just a gay man in love. I don’t see you in my life except for when you show up at my work, and even then I can’t recognize you. I don’t see you in my family, my social life, my apartment, my car, my favorite restaurants, my favorite bars. I don’t see you anywhere. But you see me everywhere, and it makes you mad.
>I’m not trying to make you mad. I’m not trying to fight you.

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-11-03T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [MUSLIMAH FIGHT] Scrotes get involved in a fight over whether or not the prophet Muhammed was a pedophile
URL: {TWEET: ChosenMujahid}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: ChosenMujahid}
> This is the truth. Allah wills that his prophet be a pedophile. The Prophet’s name was Muhammad. He was known as Al-Amin. The word Al-Amin means trustworthy. Allah (SWT) would not trust the pedophile with his message. It is not a coincidence. It is intentional.
> I am speaking the truth. I am not a pedophile. I am a mujahid. I am a soldier of Allah (SWT). I am a soldier of the Prophet (PBUH). I am a soldier of the Ummah. I am a soldier of the Quran. I am a soldier of the Sunnah. I am a soldier of the Hadith. I am a soldier of the Sharia. I am a soldier of the Islamic faith. I am a soldier of the Islamic religion. I am a soldier of the Islamic state. I am a soldier of the Islamic caliphate. I am a soldier of the Islamic empire. I am a soldier of the Islamic world. I am a soldier of the Islamic nation. I am a soldier of the Islamic people. I am a soldier of the Islamic community. I am a soldier of the Islamic society. I am a soldier of the Islamic civilization. I am a soldier of the Islamic culture. I am a soldier of the Islamic heritage. I am a soldier of the Islamic tradition. I am a soldier of the Islamic way of life. I am a soldier of the Islamic system. I am a soldier of the Islamic order. I am a soldier of the Islamic rule. I am a soldier of the Islamic law. I am a soldier of the Islamic jurisprudence. I am a soldier of the Islamic doctrine. I am a soldier of the Islamic creed. I am a soldier of the Islamic belief. I am a soldier of the Islamic faith. I am a soldier of the Islamic religion. I am a soldier of the Islamic state. I am a soldier of the Islamic caliphate. I am a soldier of the Islamic empire. I

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-07-24T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Iranian regime has lost all legitimacy
URL: {TWEET: MEYAP}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: MEYAP}
> Iranian women and men have been protesting since the death of Mahsa Amini in police custody. Over 700 have been killed, 13,000 arrested and 7,000 injured. The regime has lost all legitimacy. #MahsaAmini #Iran
{TWEET: MEYAP}
> In the last 24 hours, the regime has killed 17 protesters in #Iran. This is the biggest protest since 2009. #MahsaAmini
{TWEET: MEYAP}
> In #Iran, the regime has killed 20 protesters in the last 24 hours. This is the biggest protest since 2009. #MahsaAmini
{TWEET: MEYAP}
> In #Iran, the regime has killed 20 protesters in the last 24 hours. This is the biggest protest since 2009. #MahsaAmini
{TWEET: MEYAP}
> In #Iran, the regime has killed 20 protesters in the last 24 hours. This is the biggest protest since 2009. #MahsaAmini
{TWEET: MEYAP}
> In #Iran, the regime has killed 20 protesters in the last 24 hours. This is the biggest protest since 2009. #MahsaAmini
{TWEET: MEYAP}
> In #Iran, the regime has killed 20 protesters in the last 24 hours. This is the biggest protest since 2009. #MahsaAmini
COMMENTS:
Tevs +4m +12 / -0
>Over 700 have been killed, 13,000 arrested and 7,000 injured.
somehow i doubt that

  MrMisandrist +1m +9 / -0
  They're probably counting people who got hospitalized as "injured"

    Tevs +1h +3 / -0
    and they got a shitload of fake news

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-07-14T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The 3rd reich is finally back in power!
URL: {TWEET: wigger}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JimothyX2 +6m +13 / -0
>remember when the US tried to overthrow the government in Venezuela
ok that was based but still
>but when you try to overthrow the government in the US, it's a bad thing
Yeah no shit retard. You're a fucking idiot.

  Urboros +4m +11 / -0
  I wish we could overthrow the government, then. We could do it better than the Venezuelans.

    JimothyX2 +1m +9 / -0
    we can overthrow the government by voting the other guy in

      Urboros +3m +12 / -0
      I think you're right. I'm just not sure if the other guy is that much better.
      :#marseybiden2:

        JimothyX2 +1m +8 / -0
        i can't wait for the republicans to have to do the same thing in 2024

          ForgotMyPasswordAgain +2h +2 / -0
          The democrats are already planning to do it

      DrFateHoids +4m +4 / -0
      :#marseyclueless:

        JimothyX2 +2m +7 / -0
        at this point I'm pretty sure it's not even a joke

        JimJones +1h +3 / -0
        We're all gonna vote Biden

          DrFateHoids +6m +3 / -0
          :#marseytroublemaker:

    JimJones +1h +3 / -0
    I wish we could overthrow the government too, so I could kill a lot of people
    :#marseyfedposthmmm:

  GT +1h +5 / -0
  What's their problem with the CIA overthrowing a government in South America. They've done it before and it's a good thing. In fact they should do it more often

  ForgotMyPasswordAgain +2h +1 / -0
  > but still
  You

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-02-15T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist: :marseyracist:

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-08-18T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{MP4}
{MP4}
{MP4}
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +14m +5 / -0
:#marseybooba:.

  MrMisandrist +1m +4 / -0
  Yeah that's just what I was thinking :marseybooba:

    TheOverSeether +5m +4 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

KinoBushido +1h +2 / -0
:#marseybooba:

  KinoBushido +34s +1 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

    KinoBushido +4s +1 / -0
    :#marseybooba:

      KinoBushido +4s +1 / -0
      :#marseybooba:

        KinoBushido +3s +1 / -0
        :#marseybooba:.

          KinoBushido +3s +1 / -0
          :#marseybooba:

            KinoBushido +3s +1 / -0
            :#marseybooba:

              KinoBushido +3s +1 / -0
              :#marseybooba:

                KinoBushido +4s +1 / -0
                :#marseybooba:

                  KinoBushido +5s +1 / -0
                  :#marseybooba:

                    KinoBushido +3s +1 / -0
                    :#marseybooba:

                      KinoBushido +3s +1 / -0
                      :#marseybooba:

                        KinoBushido +3s +1 / -0
                        :#marseybooba:

                          KinoBushido +3s +1 / -0
                          :#marseybooba:

                            KinoBushido +3s +1 / -0
                            :#marse

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2023-07-28T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Racist white supremacist El Salvadoran president has gone full mask off
URL: {TWEET: elsalvador}
VOTES: +136 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: elsalvador}
COMMENTS:
GT +3m +112 / -0
{IMG}

  BignatiusMacintosh +4m +92 / -0
  A few months ago I read the first 50 pages of *The Secret History* by Donna Tartt and found it a little too artsy for me. I bought the second book, but I still haven't read it. :marseyfrozenchosen:

    birdenthusiast +17m +46 / -0
    I love The Secret History. The ending is really good and the whole thing is just an indictment of the rich elite

      BignatiusMacintosh +6m +56 / -0
      I'm not a fan of her writing style. It's very flowery. I much preferred *The Goldfinch*.

        birdenthusiast +1h +41 / -0
        I like The Goldfinch too. I feel like The Secret History is more “art” and The Goldfinch is more “entertainment” if that makes sense.

          HeyMoon +8h +9 / -0
          I have the opposite opinion. Secret History was a fun read and Goldfinch was a chore.

            birdenthusiast +1h +5 / -0
            The ending of Goldfinch was so good though

              HeyMoon +3m +4 / -0
              I actually liked the ending of secret history a lot more than I liked the ending of goldfinch. I don't even remember what the ending of goldfinch was, I just remember that I wanted it to be over

                birdenthusiast +1m +5 / -0
                The ending of The Secret History is the most shocking thing that happens in the book. It’s a really good conclusion to the story. The ending of The Goldfinch is more of a summary of what happens in the book rather than an exciting conclusion.

                  HeyMoon +4m +3 / -0
                  I don't remember what

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-04-11T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Elon Musk's neighbor has joined Twitter to go after him :taycelebrate:
URL: {TWEET: RichardHanania}
VOTES: +80 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: RichardHanania}
> Elon Musk is making the mistake of thinking that he has to be the coolest billionaire in the world. That's not how it works. He doesn't need to be the coolest billionaire in the world, he needs to be the smartest billionaire in the world. And he isn't even close to being that. And he's making the mistake of thinking that he can buy his way into being a billionaire. That's not how it works. He doesn't need to buy his way into being a billionaire, he needs to earn his way into being a billionaire. And he's making the mistake of thinking that he can buy his way into being a billionaire. That's not how it works. He doesn't need to buy his way into being a billionaire, he needs to earn his way into being a billionaire. And he's making the mistake of thinking that he can buy his way into being a billionaire. That's not how it works. He doesn't need to buy his way into being a billionaire, he needs to earn his way into being a billionaire.
> And he's making the mistake of thinking that he can buy his way into being a billionaire. That's not how it works. He doesn't need to buy his way into being a billionaire, he needs to earn his way into being a billionaire. And he's making the mistake of thinking that he can buy his way into being a billionaire. That's not how it works. He doesn't need to buy his way into being a billionaire, he needs to earn his way into being a billionaire. And he's making the mistake of thinking that he can buy his way into being a billionaire. That's not how it works. He doesn't need to buy his way into being a billionaire, he needs to earn his way into being a billionaire. And he's making the mistake of thinking that he can buy his way into being a billionaire. That's not how it works. He doesn't need to buy his way into being a billionaire, he needs to earn his way into being a billionaire.
{TWEET: RichardHanania}
> This is what I think of Elon Musk:
>

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-11-20T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Apparently a Black trans woman was just murdered in Brooklyn by a white man
URL: {TWEET: feraljokes}
VOTES: +60 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Chapose +18m +49 / -0
> it was a white man
{IMG}

  BWC +1h +22 / -0
  {IMG}

    Blackpokemon +23m +11 / -0
    :marseyxd:

    Chapose +3h +7 / -0
    >As the white man, I kill all the time
    :marseyxd:

  Bussy_Annihilator +5h +3 / -0
  I'm a white man, and I kill all the time.

Shreddedmanlet +14m +45 / -0
Black on Black violence.
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  MrMisandrist +1m +37 / -0
  Black men killed the white man apparently
  {TWEET: feraljokes}

    Shreddedmanlet +1m +43 / -0
    :#marseywrongthonk:

    BrasilIguana +4m +33 / -0
    > According to the police, the suspect is a white male, 36, and is currently being questioned at a local precinct.
    He was just a bystander in this crime

    geese_suck +46m +16 / -0
    :marseyfloyd:

    MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +1h +7 / -0
    So close to the source of the mayo menace.

  BWC +1h +18 / -0
  Black on white violence
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

    Shreddedmanlet +1h +10 / -0
    White on white violence
    :#marseymanysuchcases:

  Patrice +46m +9 / -0
  > According to the police, the suspect is a white male, 36, and is currently being questioned at a local precinct.

  MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2023-11-20T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If you don't have a Christmas tree then you're a bigot
URL: {TWEET: Slatzism}
VOTES: +70 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +1h +28 / -0
>decides to decorate early
>gets mad when people disagree
:#marseybeanquestion:

  whyareyou +1h +11 / -0
  It's because he's a faggot and deserves a boot up his ass

  ACA +3h +5 / -0
  :#marseyitsallsotiresome:

BigBussyHunter +5m +23 / -0
I thought the Christmas tree was a symbol of Christ? :marseyquestion:

  MrMisandrist +58s +23 / -0
  :#marseyakshually:
  The tree is a symbol of the evergreen tree and the branches are a symbol of the branches of the tree of life

    BigBussyHunter +3m +15 / -0
    Thank you, Mr. Akshually :marseyakshually:
    :marseynotestalking:

    Marbee +1h +11 / -0
    And the tree of life is a symbol of the 12 apostles. :marseynerd3:

    Pog +1h +5 / -0
    :#marseyschizonotes:

  vegan_doggy_bottom +2h +4 / -0
  >Decorating the tree is a pagan ritual
  :#marseyakshually:
  >But Christmas is the birth of Jesus
  :#marseyakshually:

    BigBussyHunter +4m +5 / -0
    :#marseyquestion:
    What are you trying to tell me here?

      vegan_doggy_bottom +10m +3 / -0
      Christmas is actually the celebration of a pagan winter solstice ritual. We just happen to have a birth to celebrate on that day.

        BigBussyHunter +16m +5 / -0
        :marseyno: I

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-07-27T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is r/Antiwork a leftoid or rightoid psyop? You decide!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +162 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BrokeBackBuck +12m +106 / -0
This is the most retarded thing I've ever read. I can't tell if it's bait or just a schizo

  YourMom +12m +117 / -0
  > I'm a rightoid. I don't really like to say this online but...
  :marseyglancing:

    oppie +2h +11 / -0
    :marseyshutitdown:

  BigBussyHunter +15m +64 / -0
  I love how they think people are going to believe that there is a secret cabal of rightoids and leftoids conspiring to make that sub. :marseygigaretard:

    hereforabit +4h +13 / -0
    Yea this is legit schizo shit, the idea that there's so many rightoids and leftoids working together to make this sub when they can't even agree to call themselves leftists/rightists is fucking hilarious

  Glocktavious +3h +32 / -0
  > The sub was created by a rightoid who was extremely upset over the left's attempt at taking over the workplace.
  > The sub was created by a leftoid who was extremely upset over the right's attempt at taking over the workplace.
  I like that they are claiming both sides have taken over the workplace.

  plsnodoxerino +12m +26 / -0
  It’s a rightoid psyop. You’ll believe it.

  TariqNasheed +1h +17 / -0
  I’ve said it before but lefties are all schizo. Just look at the schizo posts on r/conspiracy. Its all the rightoids.

  ACA +12m +13 / -0
  It's a rightoid psyop. You'll believe it.

  KangThaConqueror +2h +10 / -0
  Its a psyop to make you believe it

  pizzash

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-03-03T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybrasileiro: :marseybrasileiro: :marseybrasileiro:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
WeihnachtenSalvador +18m +3 / -0
Lol he is 19 and looks like 40

  MrMisandrist +14m +3 / -0
  He looks like he's been through a lot in his 19 years :marseysob:

    WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +2 / -0
    If he is 19 he was 17 when that happened, he looks 10 years older than me and I am 20 and 6’6

      MrMisandrist +12m +2 / -0
      :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug:
      This is how the average 19 year old Brazilian soccer player looks like

  MenAreWorst +1h +2 / -0
  He looks like a 50 year old man with a 19 year old body.

Wuzizname +1h +2 / -0
They don't make them like they used to.
:marseyboomer:ies know what I mean.

  MenAreWorst +12m +1 / -0
  I mean, we have many young footballers who look like this.
  The man has been playing professionally for 6 years.ies know what I mean.ies know what I mean.

    Wuzizname +10m +1 / -0
    Nah this is how the top players used to look, not young bucks like he is now. The old ones were all ripped and had a bunch of hair and weren't so skinny and haggard looking.

      MenAreWorst +17m +1 / -0
      The man has been playing professionally for 6 years.

        Wuzizname +5m +1 / -0
        He looks like a 50 year old man with a 19 year old body.ies know what I mean.

          MenAreWorst +15

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-09-13T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why do straggots always want to fuck ugly girls?
URL: {TWEET: __yeezy}
VOTES: +118 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
dsgasdgdsaga +3m +90 / -0
Lmao this chick looks like a fucking ogre. What the fuck is Kanye even trying to say here?

  MrMisandrist +57s +45 / -0
  He's trying to say that straggots are disgusting :marseyyeezus:

    dsgasdgdsaga +1m +43 / -0
    If you're gonna go into the chud side of the horseshoe at least pick a more attractive foid :marseydisagree:

      MrMisandrist +3m +53 / -0
      I think he's trying to say that it's disgusting that straggots want to fuck ugly girls
      {IMG}

        Penny +32m +30 / -0
        kanye legit a fakkit

          MrMisandrist +1m +21 / -0
          Yeah it's pretty clear from his interviews that he's into men

            Penny +2m +31 / -0
            he was in a polycule with Kim n a nigga n I just read that the nigga he was with was trans n this whole time I thought that nigga was just a bottom 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

              MrMisandrist +1m +22 / -0
              Yeah I think he was a bottom, I'm pretty sure Kim was with the transman before Kanye though

                Penny +1m +20 / -0
                ye prolly a total top n this all a larp bc he a fakkit but ye so rich I can’t even imagine the degeneracy he do

                  MrMisandrist +1m +14 / -0
                  Yeah I think he's a total top, he's definitely gay though. I don't think he's larping either, I think he just thinks that he's straight and doesn't really realize how gay he is lol

                    Penny

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-10-24T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: They're unironically having a second term as president debate :marseyxd:
URL: {TWEET: taylorlorenz}
VOTES: +106 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +5m +118 / -0
:#marseyglow:

  1066_International +2m +71 / -0
  :marseyglow::marseyreportercnn::marseyshooting:

    peepeehands +4m +56 / -0
    :#marseyglow2:

  TariqNasheed +12m +38 / -0
  :marseysoypointglow:

    oppie +2h +11 / -0
    {IMG}

      1066_International +4h +7 / -0
      :marseysoypointgold:

  100percentdegenerate +1h +16 / -0
  :#marseysoypointglow:

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +5h +7 / -0
    :marseysoypointglow:

      100percentdegenerate +7h +3 / -0
      :marseysoypointglow:

    oppie +1h +7 / -0
    :marseysoypointglow:

    dont_log_me_out +3h +5 / -0
    :marseysoypointglow:

  nun01 +3h +12 / -0
  :#marseysoypointglow:

  dont_log_me_out +5h +11 / -0
  :marseysoypointglow:

    nun01 +1h +8 / -0
    :#marseysoypointglow:

  aminobastard +1h +9 / -0
  :marseysoypointglow:

  BussySlayer +3h +7 / -0
  :marseysoypointglow:

    nun01 +1h +7 / -

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-11-16T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Women are being kidnapped in the US but the people who want to deport them to Afghanistan are the real problem
URL: {TWEET: thehill}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +4m +24 / -0
> the people who want to deport them to Afghanistan are the real problem
:marseyxd: :marseyemojirofl:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +18m +13 / -0
  It's so fucking funny to me that they have this insane, unironic delusion that they're the real victims of this shit. Like they think they're the ones being deported to Afghanistan and the people being raped and murdered are the ones who are "crackpot rightoids"

    BigBussyHunter +2m +10 / -0
    > Like they think they're the ones being deported to Afghanistan
    :marseyxd:
    I don't think they want to be deported to Afghanistan, they want to be deported to countries that are just as shitty, but that are more convenient for them to get to

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +7 / -0
      > I don't think they want to be deported to Afghanistan, they want to be deported to countries that are just as shitty, but that are more convenient for them to get to
      You think they want to be deported to countries that are just as shitty, but that are more convenient for them to get to?

        BigBussyHunter +1m +8 / -0
        :#marseyagreefast:

    whyareyou +5m +5 / -0
    they're literally unironically retarded

  MrMisandrist +6m +7 / -0
  I think the best part of the article was the journalist asking a Somali refugee if he was against deporting migrants to Afghanistan lmao

    BigBussyHunter +4m +8 / -0
    :marseyemojirofl:
    > Somali refugee
    I bet he's just happy to be there

      MrMisandrist +1m +8 / -0
      He was in America for like 10 years and then got deported

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-03-05T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The blackest man in the world, Patrick Mahomes, comes out as a proud dramatard
URL: {TWEET: PatrickMahomes}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
H +1m +17 / -0
I'm glad he found a community that accepts him

  MrMisandrist +1m +14 / -0
  Yikes sweaty he's been a proud dramatard since he was 8

    H +2m +7 / -0
    He's definitely a fan of the /r/drama subreddit

      MrMisandrist +2m +10 / -0
      Even better! He's been a fan of the community since he was 8!

        H +1m +9 / -0
        He was definitely one of those kids who would watch /r/drama videos on YouTube and ask his parents for a computer

          MrMisandrist +1m +10 / -0
          I'm sure that he's still one of those kids!

            H +1m +9 / -0
            He's definitely one of those kids

      MrMisandrist +2m +7 / -0
      I'm sure that he's been a fan of the subreddit since he was 8!

Wizdumb1776 +2m +11 / -0
He's a dramatard?
{GIF}

  MrMisandrist +4m +10 / -0
  Yikes sweaty he's been a proud dramatard since he was 8

    Wizdumb1776 +1m +8 / -0
    I can see how the kangs are a little more violent than the mayos. I'm a proud dramatard but I'm not a little shit.

      MrMisandrist +1m +8 / -0
      That's why we can't have nice things! It's so sad that he's been a proud dramatard since he was 8!

        Wizdumb1776 +1m +6 / -0
        That's why we can't have nice things.

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +1h +4

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-09-21T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: #AfricanAmerican #Queen makes a great point about why we need to stop using the word "Latinx" in America
URL: {TWEET: TheSerenaWilli1}
VOTES: +130 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: TheSerenaWilli1}
> Every day, people complain about the word Latinx. People who call themselves Latinx, people who are called Latinx, and the people who want to call us Latinx.
>My question is, who are you?
>Who are you?
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who are you?
>Because I am an African American woman.
>Who

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-04-25T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Zelensky's doctor has been killed by a Russian missile strike :marseydead:
URL: {TWEET: disclosetv}
VOTES: +73 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: disclosetv}
{TWEET: disclosetv}
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +1m +45 / -0
Shouldn’t have fucked a Russian soldier, smdh

  sandkwinn +2m +30 / -0
  Not even a soldier, just a street urchin :marseydisagree:

    TariqNasheed +24m +15 / -0
    Why is there a street urchin emoji?

      sandkwinn +3m +16 / -0
      I don't know, I just looked through the Marsey list and picked it

        TariqNasheed +1m +13 / -0
        Is there a list? Or is this all made up by users?

          sandkwinn +2m +13 / -0
          Here, I think it's all on here, but I can't find a download link
          https://rdrama.net/post/11568/marsey-megathread-post-marseys-that-arent

            TariqNasheed +4m +14 / -0
            Lmao why is there a steven universe marsey

              sandkwinn +7m +15 / -0
              I think it was made by someone who used to hang out on r/teenagers

                TariqNasheed +4m +13 / -0
                I don’t get it

                  sandkwinn +11m +9 / -0
                  :#marseydisagree:

                    TariqNasheed +2m +10 / -0
                    :marseyexcited:

            S +53m +6 / -0
            :#marseyschizosal:

              sandkwinn +7m +6 / -0
              :#marseyschizoschizolove:

                S +1m +7 / -0
                :#marse

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-02-24T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AOC calls for a ceasefire in Ukraine, rightoids and leftoids are fighting in the comments :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:
URL: {TWEET: RepAOC}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: RepAOC}
{TWEET: RepAOC}
{TWEET: RepAOC}
{TWEET: RepAOC}
{TWEET: RepAOC}
COMMENTS:
Redactor0 +3m +5 / -0
I'm not a huge fan of AOC but she's actually pretty good at this. She knows how to keep the conversation going and not let anyone get away with anything.

  CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +2m +5 / -0
  >she knows how to keep the conversation going
  That is the most important skill to have in politics

    Redactor0 +5m +4 / -0
    Yes, and AOC knows how to do that. She knows how to keep the conversation going.
    :marseynotes:

      CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +3m +5 / -0
      How do you keep the conversation going when you are in a crowd of people who hate you?

        Redactor0 +10m +5 / -0
        You just keep talking and talking and talking. That's how you keep the conversation going.

          CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +2m +4 / -0
          Do you have a source on that?

            Redactor0 +2m +5 / -0
            Well yeah, this is my source:
            {IMG}

              CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +4m +3 / -0
              >"Stupid"
              :marseydisagree:

  Cringeonthefringe +2h +3 / -0
  She is actually pretty good at this. She has a solid understanding of the current political climate and is able to use that to her advantage. She knows how to keep the conversation going and not let anyone get away with anything.

ogsambone +1h +4 / -0
I love how she's basically a

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2023-03-22T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +13m +11 / -0
:#marseyhomofascist:

  Urboros +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

  BazballShill +1h +2 / -0
  gay

    X +14m +2 / -0
    so what

      BazballShill +5h +1 / -0
      {IMG}

Sneaky +28m +5 / -0
I like the cock in the jar

  MrMisandrist +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseycock: :#marseyjar:

BazballShill +1h +3 / -0
{IMG}

  MrMisandrist +1m +1 / -0
  :marseyconfused:

    BazballShill +6m +1 / -0
    {IMG}

      MrMisandrist +12m +2 / -0
      :marseyconfused:

        BazballShill +5h +1 / -0
        {IMG}

          MrMisandrist +4h +1 / -0
          :marseyconfused:

            BazballShill +1h +1 / -0
            {IMG}

              MrMisandrist +2h +1 / -0
              :marseyconfused:

                BazballShill +2h +1 / -0
                {IMG}art

                  MrMisandrist +1h +1 / -0
                  :marseyconfused:

                    BazballShill +4h +1 / -0
                    {IMG} {IMG}

                      MrMisandrist +47m +1 / -0
                      :marseyconfused:art

                        BazballShill +3h +1 / -0
                        {IMG} {IMG}

                          MrMisandrist +3h +1 / -0
                          :marseyconfused:

                            BazballShill +1m +1 / -0
                            {IMG}

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-05-21T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My husband is being a #MeToo victim : TwoXChromosomes
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_husband_is_being_a_metoo_victim}
VOTES: +60 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The other day he was telling me about how one of his high school buddies was coming to visit him. When they were in high school they were in a band together and they had a pretty close relationship, but eventually they drifted apart and lost touch. He told me how he was looking forward to catching up with his old friend. I asked him if he's had contact with his friend since high school. He said "No, but he's not someone I'd expect to hear from again anyway." I said, "So he was someone you had a close relationship with, and then that relationship ended. I'm sure there's a lot you could talk about when you get the chance to catch up." He looked at me and said, "No, there's nothing to talk about."
:marseysmug2:
> I looked at him and asked him what he meant. He said that when he was 14 years old and in that band, he was dating this girl. When she broke up with him, she went to his friend for comfort. She had a crush on him, and she and my husband were pretty close at the time. He said that his friend eventually gave in to her advances and they started dating. He said that he never saw his girlfriend again after that and he didn't care. But he told me that there's a lot of pain and resentment he still feels about it.
> I was shocked and angry. He said that it was never something he wanted to talk about because he knew it would make him feel bad. He said he felt like a victim, and he didn't want to relive those feelings. I told him that he didn't have to talk about it, but I wanted him to know that he wasn't alone. I told him that I understood how he felt and that I was there for him. He said he appreciated that, but he didn't want to talk about it anymore.
> I'm not sure how to handle this situation. I don't want to pressure him into talking about something that he doesn't want to talk about, but I

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-07-21T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Daily reminder that Black Lives Matter!
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +65 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +29 / -0
{IMG}

  MrMisandrist +5m +19 / -0
  {GIF}

    X +2m +19 / -0
    :#marseyblm: :#marseyfloyd:

  Saint_Nicholas +44m +10 / -0
  # <marquee direction="up" behavior="alternate" scrollamount="100" height="250"> :#marseyvibing: </marquee>
  # <marquee direction="up" behavior="alternate" scrollamount="100" height="250"> :#marseyvibing: </marquee>
  # <marquee direction="up" behavior="alternate" scrollamount="100" height="250"> :#marseyvibing: </marquee>

    X +3m +11 / -0
    <marquee direction="right" behavior="alternate" scrollamount="20" height="200">
    <marquee direction="left" behavior="alternate" scrollamount="40" height="100">
    :#marseyvibing:
    :#marseyvibing:
    :#marseyvibing:
    :#marseyvibing:
    :#marseyvibing:
    :#marseyvibing:
    :#marseyvibing:
    </marquee></marquee>

      Saint_Nicholas +4m +10 / -0
      <marquee direction="right" behavior="alternate" scrollamount="20" height="200">
      <marquee direction="left" behavior="alternate" scrollamount="40" height="100">
      :#marseyvibing:
      :#marseyvibing:
      :#marseyvibing:
      :#marseyvibing:
      :#marseyvibing:
      :#

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2023-07-28T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/Fauxmoi discusses the fact that a lot of the members of the jury for the case of the chud who beat up a woman with a hammer are white
URL: {REDDIT: r/Fauxmoi what_do_you_guys_think_about_the_jury_in_the}
VOTES: +138 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> They are not only white, but they are all older white women. I feel like that's going to help him more than anything.
>> [It’s not like he’s a person of color. They were probably more likely to be his peers than her’s. She’s 67, so it’s not a stretch to assume they’re all in the same age bracket.]({REDDIT: r/Fauxmoi what_do_you_guys_think_about_the_jury_in_the})
{GIF}
> [This is the worst possible jury composition. Not only are they all women, but they are all white. There is no way in hell that they will hold a man responsible for what he did to a woman. They will do their best to get him out of jail. Also, they are all older women, so they are even more likely to be sympathetic towards a man who got beaten. It’s over. He’s going to get off with a slap on the wrist.]({REDDIT: r/Fauxmoi what_do_you_guys_think_about_the_jury_in_the})
>> [They're also all older, so they're more likely to be sympathetic to a man who got beaten. That and being white women... It's a shit show]({REDDIT: r/Fauxmoi what_do_you_guys_think_about_the_jury_in_the})
{GIF}
> [I can’t stand the thought of these women being the ones to decide if a man is innocent or guilty of beating up a woman. They’re all probably in their 70s and I guarantee they have no idea what it’s like to be a woman. The women in that jury room should be the first ones in the crosshairs.]({REDDIT: r/Fauxmoi what_do_you_guys_think_about_the_jury_in_the})
>> [Why does the jury have to be women if a man is on trial?]

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-04-29T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Science says that it's healthy to hate moids!
URL: {TWEET: christineqchan}
VOTES: +70 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +89 / -0
{IMG}

  Saint_Nicholas +11m +46 / -0
  :#marseyeldritchnut:

  Lv999_Lich_King +36m +26 / -0
  {IMG}

  Fat_Cock_Brock +2h +17 / -0
  :#marseyeldritchnut:

  AverageEnjoyer +1h +16 / -0
  That’s just a normal woman, dude

  Sasanka_of_Gauda +1h +11 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

  Redactor0 +1h +9 / -0
  It's a weird kind of sex. Like when I'm watching the UFC and I see a guy with a small dick and I get a little thrill. It's not sexual, it's just sexual.

  Master_GODshi +1h +8 / -0
  {IMG}

  ManBearFridge +2h +6 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

  CarpathiarFlorist +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

  1 +2h +4 / -0
  {IMG}

  D +4h +4 / -0
  You have to be a man to get off to this

  Quickbeam +2h +3 / -0
  It's not the penis, it's the *mood*!

  jesus +12h +1 / -0
  :#marseycoomer:

arsey +7m +67 / -0
I'm a feminist and I hate men. This is just common sense.

  MrMisandrist +6m +31 / -0
  :tayclap:

  KinoBushido +37m +18 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +2h +

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-02-25T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: BREAKING: Alex Jones says that the Hohols are all Nazis
URL: {TWEET: SethDillon}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: SethDillon}
COMMENTS:
Penny +14m +17 / -0
I hate this nigga so much it’s unreal :marseyrage:

  MrMisandrist +1m +14 / -0
  Lol I heard that he said that they were all Nazis and then he was like "no not like that!" :marseylaugh:

    Penny +2m +14 / -0
    this niggas a pedo, a chomo, a fucking hate speecher n a retard but I know the MSM gonna hate him bc he’s a male feminist not bc he’s a grifter :marseyeyeroll:

      MrMisandrist +1m +12 / -0
      I just don't understand why he doesn't get canceled, I hate him but I don't understand why he's still allowed to speak in public

        Penny +2m +12 / -0
        the jews just want to hurt him, keep him down, break him. I ain’t tryna simp for the man but he’s one of the few that keeps the libs from winning a national election so I do kinda like him.

          MrMisandrist +3m +7 / -0
          I really hope that he gets cancelled so that he can't speak in public anymore. That would be so funny
          > but he’s one of the few that keeps the libs from winning a national election
          What do you mean? Do you mean that he's the reason why Trump was elected?

            Penny +4m +8 / -0
            I mean I don’t think he’s got enough money or clout to pull a Trump but he’s a pain in the ass to libs so I like him. I’m not gonna lie I just don’t like the establishment.

              MrMisandrist +1m +7 / -0
              :marseybased:

              Wizdumb1776 +1h +4 / -0
              >I’m not gonna lie I just don’t like the establishment.
              Me either

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-12-20T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: One of our own has been deployed to the front lines of the war against the chuds
URL: {TWEET: yoda_360}
VOTES: +149 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: yoda_360}
> [First thing I said when I was deployed to Iraq was "what the fuck am I doing here?"]({TWEET: yoda_360})
{TWEET: yoda_360}
> [I'm going to be honest, I'm a little nervous. But I'm here to defend the LGBTQ community. So I'm ready.]({TWEET: yoda_360})
{TWEET: yoda_360}
> [I'm a little scared, but I know I can do this. I'm ready to go out there and fight for what I believe in.]({TWEET: yoda_360})
{TWEET: yoda_360}
> [I'm a little nervous, but I know I can do this. I'm ready to go out there and fight for what I believe in.]({TWEET: yoda_360})
{TWEET: yoda_360}
> [I'm a little nervous, but I know I can do this. I'm ready to go out there and fight for what I believe in.]({TWEET: yoda_360})
{TWEET: yoda_360}
> [I'm a little nervous, but I know I can do this. I'm ready to go out there and fight for what I believe in.]({TWEET: yoda_360})
{TWEET: yoda_360}
> [I'm a little nervous, but I know I can do this. I'm ready to go out there and fight for what I believe in.]({TWEET: yoda_360})
{TWEET: yoda_360}
> [I'm a little nervous, but I know I can do this. I'm ready to go out there and fight for what I believe in.]({TWEET: yoda_360})
{TWEET: yoda_360}
>

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2023-08-17T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reminder that King Charles is a total chud who wants to bring back the monarchy
URL: {TWEET: KingCharlesIII}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +2m +17 / -0
This is the most retarded thing I’ve seen in months. I’m really not joking. I am literally incapable of comprehending this.

  MrMisandrist +1m +13 / -0
  He's an actual monarchist

  X +22m +10 / -0
  he's a bong so of course he's retarded

  Ladytroon +27m +9 / -0
  > I’m really not joking
  > I am literally incapable of comprehending this
  > I’m really not joking
  > I am literally incapable of comprehending this
  > I’m really not joking
  > I am literally incapable of comprehending this
  > I’m really not joking
  > I am literally incapable of comprehending this
  > I’m really not joking
  > I am literally incapable of comprehending this
  > I’m really not joking
  > I am literally incapable of comprehending this
  > I’m really not joking
  > I am literally incapable of comprehending this
  > I’m really not joking
  > I am literally incapable of comprehending this
  > I’m really not joking
  > I am literally incapable of comprehending this
  > I’m really not joking
  > I am literally incapable of comprehending this
  > I’m really not joking
  > I am literally incapable of comprehending this
  > I’m really not joking
  > I am literally incapable of comprehending this
  > I’m really not joking
  > I am literally incapable of comprehending this
  > I’m really not joking
  > I am literally incapable of comprehending this
  > I’m really not joking
  > I am literally incapable of comprehending this
  > I’m really not joking
  > I am literally incapable of comprehending this
  > I’m really not joking
  > I am literally incapable of comprehending this
  > I’m really not

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-02-15T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The world's most beautiful :marseychingchong: woman is a proud dramanaut
URL: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/hong-kong-protests-teen-girl_n_6207a71fe4b090f22d3b535c
VOTES: +55 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: nytimes}
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +2m +50 / -0
:#marseybooba:

  MrMisandrist +1m +45 / -0
  She's actually 18, but still
  {IMG}

    carpathianflorist +2m +40 / -0
    Fuck I’m old

      MrMisandrist +2m +39 / -0
      {IMG}

        carpathianflorist +2m +27 / -0
        :#marseybooba:

          MrMisandrist +5m +21 / -0
          {IMG}

            carpathianflorist +1m +23 / -0
            :#marseybooba:

              MrMisandrist +1m +24 / -0
              {IMG}

                carpathianflorist +1m +22 / -0
                :#marseybooba:

                  MrMisandrist +1m +16 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    carpathianflorist +39s +17 / -0
                    :#marseybooba:

                      MrMisandrist +2m +14 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        carpathianflorist +1m +12 / -0
                        :#marseybooba:

                          MrMisandrist +1m +16 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            carpathianflorist +1m +10 / -0
                            :#marseybooba:

    August +11m +37 / -0
    That's how you know she's a real woman, no one over 16 would be protesting for the sake of getting arrested

      MrMisand

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-05-18T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Just a reminder that the BIPOC folks who survived the Tulsa massacre are still waiting for reparations
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +43 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@911roofer @bballbelle @penny
COMMENTS:
911roofer +2m +23 / -0
Why are you bringing up the Tulsa massacre when the Chicago massacre is happening now?

  MrMisandrist +1m +15 / -0
  Because I'm a progressive and a decent human being

    911roofer +2m +12 / -0
    I’m just here to dunk on mayos.

      MrMisandrist +2m +12 / -0
      Good point, I forgot about that

    JohnDevereaux +42m +3 / -0
    >decent human being
    {IMG}

    Detroitvelvetsmooth +2h +1 / -0
    I like how progressives have a tendency to be the first to call for reparations for the most recent crimes, but are very slow to discuss the most egregious historical injustices that should be paid for.

  JohnDevereaux +42m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

Cao_Cao +1m +18 / -0
{IMG}

  MrMisandrist +1m +12 / -0
  https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2020/05/26/tulsa-massacre-100-years-ago/
  https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/white-crowd-murders-39-black-people-in-tulsa-oklahoma

    Cao_Cao +4m +10 / -0
    {IMG}

  JimJones +14m +11 / -0
  {IMG}

    JohnDevereaux +35m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +44m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

  Sphereserf3232 +22m +1 / -0
  :marseyagree:

Enrico_Motassa +2m +12

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-09-17T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Houthi's fired a missile at the USS Harry S Truman, the US navy responds
URL: {TWEET: disclosetv}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +5m +8 / -0
Yemen vs. US carrier strike group? What's the bet on who wins this time? I'm gonna go with US.

  MrMisandrist +2m +7 / -0
  I'm gonna bet on the Houthis because I hate the US

    Enrico_Motassa +1m +4 / -0
    I mean if they do something dramatic that'll be good for dramacoin. I just don't think they're a threat to the Navy.

      MrMisandrist +6m +3 / -0
      I doubt the Houthis will do much tbh

      MrMisandrist +4m +2 / -0
      The US Navy has lost several ships to the Houthis though

        Enrico_Motassa +1m +5 / -0
        They probably got lucky once or twice, but it's still a tiny chance. US Navy is the best in the world.

  box +2h +1 / -0
  Yemen is the one with the guns

X +1m +6 / -0
:#marseysal:

  MrMisandrist +3m +4 / -0
  I'm sure it's just a false flag operation, those dirty yemenis are trying to start a war!

    X +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseymerchant:
    It's a war of attrition

      MrMisandrist +1m +3 / -0
      The Houthis are the Jews of the Middle East, I don't think that's historically accurate

        X +2m +4 / -0
        I just wanted to make a "it's a war of attrition" joke, you can't just accuse me of being a chud :marseyannoyed:

          MrMisandrist +6m +3 / -0
          I'm sorry sweaty, I'll try to be better :marseyblowkiss:

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-09-20T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The mayofoid who tried to claim that she got shot by a mayo because she was Black has now been charged with assault :marseylaugh::marseylaugh:
URL: {TWEET: baltimoresun}
VOTES: +14 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: NYP}
> The woman who was accused of telling a white man that she was black and then was shot in the face is now facing an assault charge.
> The woman was charged with assault in the 2nd degree and also resisting arrest. She’s being held on $25,000 bond.
> Her name is Kelsey Jones.
> Jones is accused of attempting to solicit money from a man who was driving her home on July 12.
> The victim told police that he was walking his dog when Jones approached him and said she was black and needed money.
> Jones then allegedly grabbed the man’s wallet and punched him in the face.
> The victim told police that he tried to get away, but Jones punched him again in the face, causing him to fall down.
> The victim then pulled out a gun and shot Jones.
> Jones was taken to the hospital, where she was treated for a gunshot wound.
> The woman who was accused of telling a white man that she was black and then was shot in the face is now facing an assault charge.
> The woman was charged with assault in the 2nd degree and also resisting arrest. She’s being held on $25,000 bond.
> Her name is Kelsey Jones.
> Jones is accused of attempting to solicit money from a man who was driving her home on July 12.
> The victim told police that he was walking his dog when Jones approached him and said she was black and needed money.
> Jones then allegedly grabbed the man’s wallet and punched him in the face.
> The victim told police that he tried to get away, but Jones punched him again in the face, causing him to fall down.
> The victim then pulled out a gun and shot Jones.
> Jones was taken to the hospital, where she was treated for a gunshot wound.
COMMENTS:
GT +2m +6 / -0
I'm so glad she's being punished for her crimes. I'm sure her fellow melanin enjoyers will be very

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2023-08-02T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is what a real, valid, bisexual woman looks like!
URL: {TWEET: BreezyBisexual}
VOTES: +124 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
He's a hot twink though!
COMMENTS:
hugemongus123 +10m +142 / -0
This is why I'm straight, I'm not attracted to either gender.

  MrMisandrist +1m +48 / -0
  :#marseybased:

  9 +30m +46 / -0
  that's not possible

    24-7_ROCK_COCK +2m +31 / -0
    :#marseyamogus:

    hugemongus123 +22m +11 / -0
    Well maybe I'm just attracted to not being attracted to men or women.

      9 +1m +14 / -0
      but you just said you're not attracted to men or women?
      :marseyconfused:

        hugemongus123 +13m +10 / -0
        I'm not attracted to being attracted to men or women.

          9 +4m +8 / -0
          what does this mean

            hugemongus123 +1m +15 / -0
            :marseyshrug:

              9 +2m +9 / -0
              :#marseyretard2pat:

            BigBlackCockatiel +3h +2 / -0
            It means he's attracted to birds, like @ted_simp

              ARNOLD_FRIEND +3h +2 / -0
              :marseydisgust:

                BigBlackCockatiel +1h +1 / -0
                I'm @ted_simp :marseytrans2:

                  ARNOLD_FRIEND +1h +1 / -0
                  ew

  BigBlackCockatiel +4h +4 / -0
  :#marseyautism:

  GooooooldMember +2h +3 / -0
  based

  TR +1d +2

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2023-01-04T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyrevolution::marseyfoidretard: is tired of being called a pedophile for being a teacher
URL: {TWEET: libsoftiktok}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{YOUTUBE}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +12 / -0
isn't she hot for 40

  MrMisandrist +1m +11 / -0
  Yes and she's also a teacher

  rakrakaon +4m +9 / -0
  She's 40 and not fat.

  drumpf +28m +8 / -0
  Hot for a teacher. Not hot for a 40 year old.

  cyberdick +12m +7 / -0
  wow a hot teacher is a pedo now? :marseyshrug:

    peepeehands +2m +10 / -0
    {GIF}

      cyberdick +1m +6 / -0
      {GIF}

  BigBussyHunter +1m +5 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  DickButtKiss +3h +3 / -0
  She looks 25. But yea she is hot

iowa_hawkeye +14m +6 / -0
> I'm a teacher and I'm tired of being called a pedo
:#marseymanysuchcases:

bballbelle +1h +4 / -0
She's not wrong but she needs to realize that the people calling her a pedo are the same ones who think the school system is inherently evil and her efforts to teach those kids are pointless. She should be happy to be called a pedo if she wants to get their attention and then show them the results. is the same as it ever was.

  sirpingsalot +2h +2 / -0
  I agree. She should be happy to be called a pedophile if it gets her more attention and gets her kids to listen to her and do their work. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that she should *delight* in being called a pedophile and pretend

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-04-07T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/actuallesbians is filled with straight scrotes
URL: {REDDIT: r/actuallesbians what_are_your_thoughts_on_femboys}
VOTES: +114 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/actuallesbians what_are_your_thoughts_on_femboys}
> A lot of you seem to be using this as an excuse to be transphobic. Femboys are not trans. They are cis men who like to present feminine. No need to use this as an excuse to be transphobic and to gatekeep.
{REDDIT: r/actuallesbians what_are_your_thoughts_on_femboys}
> I know a lot of people are gonna disagree with me but as a lesbian I feel like femboys are just as much of a turn off as a cis man. I’m just more into masculine presenting guys but that doesn’t mean I don’t like feminine guys it’s just that I like feminine guys that don’t present like cis men.
{REDDIT: r/actuallesbians what_are_your_thoughts_on_femboys}
> As a trans woman, I personally don't date cis men. I'm a lesbian. I don't date cis men. I don't like cis men. I don't find cis men attractive. I don't want to have sex with cis men. I don't want to date cis men. I don't want to be with cis men. I don't want to be with cis men. I don't want to be with cis men. I don't want to be with cis men. I don't want to be with cis men. I don't want to be with cis men. I don't want to be with cis men. I don't want to be with cis men. I don't want to be with cis men. I don't want to be with cis men. I don't want to be with cis men. I don't want to be with cis men. I don't want to be with cis men. I don't want to be with cis men. I don't want to be with cis men. I don't want to be with cis men. I don't want to be with cis men. I don't want to be with

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-02-10T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Queen Shabana Mahmood BTFOs the TERFs at Bristol University
URL: {TWEET: shabnamahmood}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ElectricFencePence +50m +3 / -0
The Bongs have never once had a good government, and the government that they do have now is the worst of all time.

  MrMisandrist +2m +2 / -0
  Imagine if they imported a bunch of Pakis to run it

    ElectricFencePence +16m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +3 / -0
A trans woman is a woman.

FearOfBees +34m +3 / -0
Trans women are women. If trans women are women, then trans women are women. Trans women are women. If trans women are women, then trans women are women. Trans women are women. If trans women are women, then trans women are women. Trans women are women. If trans women are women, then trans women are women. Trans women are women. If trans women are women, then trans women are women. Trans women are women. If trans women are women, then trans women are women. Trans women are women. If trans women are women, then trans women are women. Trans women are women. If trans women are women, then trans women are women. Trans women are women. If trans women are women, then trans women are women. Trans women are women. If trans women are women, then trans women are women. Trans women are women. If trans women are women, then trans women are women. Trans women are women. If trans women are women, then trans women are women. Trans women are women. If trans women are women, then trans women are women. Trans women are women. If trans women are women, then trans women are women. Trans women are women. If trans women are women, then trans women are women. Trans women are women. If trans women are women, then trans women are women. Trans women are women. If trans women are women, then trans women are women. Trans women are women. If trans women are women, then

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-10-23T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Trans woman's son turned to the far right after she supported :marseytrain2:s
URL: {TWEET: amuse}
VOTES: +139 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: becarle}
> Your son was radicalized by you, and not for the reasons you think.
{TWEET: SapphoEra}
> Your son is a teenager who was bullied for being a trans girl. What you did was to not support him and his trans community, instead you supported the transphobes. And now your son is radicalized. And you're surprised?
{TWEET: ProuderThanU}
> You are literally the reason that this happened. He was bullied for being trans. You didn't support him and instead supported the transphobes.
{TWEET: L4S14F}
> You were part of the problem. You're the reason he went from being trans to being a nazi. You're the reason he went from being bullied to being a bully. You're the reason he went from being a victim to being a perpetrator.
{TWEET: Zeljko2014}
> The best way to support trans youth is to support their families, not the transphobes.
{TWEET: DavidBacon_}
> You are literally a transphobe. You are literally a bigot. You are literally a transphobic bigot. You are literally a transphobic bigot who is responsible for radicalizing your own son.
{TWEET: SapphoEra}
> You are literally a transphobe. You are literally a bigot. You are literally a transphobic bigot. You are literally a transphobic bigot who is responsible for radicalizing your own son.
{TWEET: Vvolf_Savage}
> You are literally a transphobe. You are literally a bigot. You are literally a transphobic bigot. You are literally a transphobic bigot who is responsible for radicalizing your own son.
{TWEET: SapphoEra}
> You are literally a transphobe. You are literally a bigot. You are literally a transphobic bigot. You are literally a transphobic bigot who is responsible for radicalizing your own son.
{TWEET: SapphoE

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-10-22T13Z
HOLE: femaledatingstrategy
TITLE: This is how you can ensure that you will never have to deal with scrote nonsense ever again
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +29 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +12m +13 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

dont_log_me_out +1h +10 / -0
:marseykingcrown:

iowa_hawkeye +1h +9 / -0
I love women so much.

  CarpathiarFlorist +2h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    iowa_hawkeye +1m +1 / -0
    I don't have to do the shopping and cooking for my foid and the kids, I'm good.

      CarpathiarFlorist +2m +2 / -0
      > I don't have to do the shopping and cooking for my foid and the kids
      :#marseysmug3:

        iowa_hawkeye +1m +1 / -0
        Yup, I'm a man of the world.

          CarpathiarFlorist +2m +2 / -0
          >I don't have to do the shopping and cooking for my foid and the kids
          :#marseyagreefast:

Avalon +1h +4 / -0
:#marseykneel:

CarpathiarFlorist +3h +2 / -0
> paying for a bike
Fake news.

NO +19h +2 / -0
I want to :#marseyshooting:... him.. him.. him.. him.. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him. him.

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2023-04-15T14Z
HOLE: femaledatingstrategy
TITLE: Women of FDS, how do you deal with your scrote's sexual trauma?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I just want to give a shoutout to the queens who have :marseyagreefast: with my post on this topic
{REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy how_do_you_deal_with_your_mans_sexual_trauma}
@ted_simp @dramasexual @birdenthusiast @harpooner
COMMENTS:
birdenthusiast +1h +13 / -0
> Oh, don’t get me wrong. I don’t feel sorry for him. I just feel sorry for the women he’ll eventually try to manipulate into “healing” him by having sex with him. That’s not a woman’s job.
:marseyxd: :marseydarkfoidretard:

  Downie +1h +6 / -0
  :marseykneel:
  {IMG}

    birdenthusiast +1m +3 / -0
    :marseyxd:

dramasexual +10m +8 / -0
I've never been with a guy with sexual trauma and I have no idea how I would deal with it tbh.
My guess is that you just make him go to therapy and do a lot of work to help him deal with it because that's how I would deal with it. I'm not really sure how you'd go about the rest of it, though.

  MrMisandrist +7m +7 / -0
  > I'm not really sure how you'd go about the rest of it, though.
  :#marseywomanmoment:
  I'd just try to get him to do something else instead of whining about it 24/7, like getting a job or playing vidya or something

    birdenthusiast +1h +3 / -0
    :marseyagree:

Downie +3m +7 / -0
Don't get a scrote with sexual trauma, that shit is a pain in the ass. Hope that helps

  MrMisandrist +3m +8 / -0
  I'm sure @ted_simp has

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-04-09T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bongland is now a shithole where foids can't even walk their dogs without getting harassed :marseydisagree:
URL: {TWEET: TPostMillennial}
VOTES: +125 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KAT_B0T +2m +84 / -0
>“It’s not a sex crime. It’s not a sexual assault. I’m not gonna be giving my details to the police. I’m not gonna be giving my details to anybody. You’re not gonna get my name. I’m not gonna be giving it to you.”
:marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown:

  Deforested +10m +69 / -0
  :marseybong: :marseyshooting:

  dudetrussylmao +1h +24 / -0
  Why would you admit to being a nonce to a foid?

    kopeandzeethe +4h +8 / -0
    cause its a challenge

  BussySlayer +5h +11 / -0
  Why tf would you admit to being a nonce on the internet lmao

    KAT_B0T +5h +4 / -0
    I don’t think he was necessarily admitting to being one, just saying it’s not a sexual assault. But maybe I’m reading it wrong, idk

  KinoBushido +8h +4 / -0
  Based and bussy pilled

WootFatigue +1m +83 / -0
> It’s not a sex crime. It’s not a sexual assault. I’m not gonna be giving my details to the police. I’m not gonna be giving my details to anybody. You’re not gonna get my name. I’m not gonna be giving it to you.
I wonder what kind of person would say that.

  MrMisandrist +2m +46 / -0
  He's just an incel lol

  Deforested +11m +23 / -0
  :marseycoomer:

  H +1h +17 / -0
  This is the best part. I never knew this could

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-02-11T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: AOC doesn't understand the concept of a non-sequitur
URL: {TWEET: RepAOC}
VOTES: +135 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{TWEET: RepAOC}
> BREAKING: House Republicans just voted to give their new Speaker the power to override the rules and remove the Ethics Committee they just created. So much for oversight.
{TWEET: RepAOC}
> BREAKING: House Republicans voted to remove the Ethics Committee they just created, and to give their new Speaker the power to override rules. So much for oversight.
{TWEET: RepAOC}
> BREAKING: House Republicans voted to remove the Ethics Committee they just created, and to give their new Speaker the power to override rules. So much for oversight.
COMMENTS:
grizzly +3m +153 / -0
:marseysneed: :marseylaugh:

  MrMisandrist +53s +83 / -0
  {GIF}

    TariqNasheed +1h +42 / -0
    I love how she does this and how shitty her hair looks
    :marseylove:

      HermanCainAwardWinner +1h +14 / -0
      The hairline is still the best thing about her tbh. I wish it would keep going down :marseywall: :marseywall:

        OLDMAN +1h +17 / -0
        Shes a latina right? Shes got a lot of straight hair, like every other latinx ive met ive seen the same thing where they have a ton of straight hair, and if they have an undercut it will be all straight and if they have longer hair theyll just have like 2-3 inches of straight hair on their forehead. Not trying to be rude or anything i just think its funny

          HermanCainAwardWinner +5m +10 / -0
          She's not a latina, she's a white Jew :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant:
          She's just a mutt. But yeah there's a lot of straight hair in latinx in general, but for some reason it's just the hair on her forehead that is straight.

            OL

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-09-18T21Z
HOLE: femaledatingstrategy
TITLE: 41% of scrotes think that they'll be able to find a wife by 30
URL: {TWEET: popbase}
VOTES: +78 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{GIF}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +73 / -0
i don't even think i'll be able to find a wife by 40

  MrMisandrist +3m +43 / -0
  I've only had 3 partners in my life, I think that I'll be able to get a wife by 40 :marseywholesome:

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +5m +54 / -0
    I have only had 1 partner in my life and I will be a sexless incel until I die

      coned +21m +25 / -0
      i've had 2 partners and have a wife

        Jimbo_B_Beterson +53m +11 / -0
        I mean you have a wife, you're not a sexless incel

          coned +13m +11 / -0
          sexless incel is the only thing i'll ever be

        smolchickentenders +1h +7 / -0
        :marseyblops2cel:

      Chapose +1h +11 / -0
      > I have only had 1 partner in my life and I will be a sexless incel until I die
      :marseythinkorino:
      > I have only had 1 partner in my life and I will be a sexless incel until I die
      :marseythinkorino:
      > I have only had 1 partner in my life and I will be a sexless incel until I die
      :marseythinkorino:
      > I have only had 1 partner in my life and I will be a sexless incel until I die
      :marseythinkorino:
      > I have only had 1 partner in my life and I will be a sexless incel until I die
      :marseythinkorino:
      > I have only had

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-05-21T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Poll] Should I make a thread about the latest reddit janny drama? (r/teachers vs r/gangstalking jannies)
URL: N/A
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Should I make a thread about the latest reddit janny drama?
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +2m +16 / -0
If you do, can you ping me? I’d love to read it. Thank you.

  MrMisandrist +54s +13 / -0
  I'll ping you if I make a post :marseyblowkiss:

    carpathianflorist +2m +10 / -0
    :#marseyxoxo:

      MrMisandrist +3m +10 / -0
      :marseylove:

  JoyceCarolOates +1m +10 / -0
  I just want to know why you're so in favor of r/teachers jannies

    carpathianflorist +3m +10 / -0
    They’re my favorite rDrama users :marseylove:

      JoyceCarolOates +4m +10 / -0
      :#marseydisgust:

        carpathianflorist +1m +7 / -0
        :#marseycarphug:

  cyberbane +5m +9 / -0
  I love janny drama but gangstalking is a schizo sub which is not a drama

    carpathianflorist +4m +10 / -0
    It’s an incredible drama :marseyfluffy:
    I love gangstalking and the rDrama gangstalkers are some of my favorite people

      cyberbane +1m +9 / -0
      {GIF}

      Redactor0 +1h +3 / -0
      I'm just waiting for someone to try to doxx me. We're so close to being friends.

  Dramamine +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

  Dramacel +2h +3 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

JoyceCarolOates +

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-03-11T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bongs want to vote for a convicted child rapist because he's against lockdowns
URL: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-60672211
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +13 / -0
i dont think bongs are people to be fair
:#marseybong:

WeihnachtenSalvador +14m +4 / -0
He is also against circumcision :marseyblush:

AntiJannieAktion +1h +2 / -0
Does he have a moustache?

CrayolaCrack +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}

CrayolaCrack +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

CrayolaCrack +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

CrayolaCrack +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

CrayolaCrack +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

CrayolaCrack +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

CrayolaCrack +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

CrayolaCrack +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

CrayolaCrack +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

CrayolaCrack +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

CrayolaCrack +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

CrayolaCrack +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

CrayolaCrack +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

CrayolaCrack +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

CrayolaCrack +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

CrayolaCrack +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

CrayolaCrack +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}ott

CrayolaCrack +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-09-16T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Michelle Obama says she has "never met a single fat person" who is happy with their body
URL: {TWEET: CBCAlerts}
VOTES: +153 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +111 / -1
I'm going to start saying this, but with "transgender" instead of "fat"
:marseyderp:

  Patriarch +3m +69 / -1
  Michelle Obama is a TERF confirmed :marseytransgenocide:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +41 / -1
    :marseypikachu2:

  Pog +20m +41 / -1
  Thats not even a good analogy. A fatty can be happy in their body. A trans person will always be unhappy and not at peace with themselves.

    BigBussyHunter +2m +27 / -1
    :marseythinkorino:
    Hmm, maybe I'll try saying, "I've never met a single trans person who is happy with their body" and see how it goes

      Pog +3m +27 / -1
      :marseyraging: noooooo! That won’t work! You need to say “trans people are not real women” or some such

        BigBussyHunter +4m +20 / -1
        :marseyxd:
        I don't think I can do that one, I'll end up in a mental asylum

        KONY_2032 +49m +7 / -1
        I've never met a single trans person who isn't a furry

      yall1024 +1h +8 / -1
      I've never met a single fat person who is happy with their body

    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +27m +10 / -1
    Fat and trans are the same thing, sweaty.

    KONY_2032 +1h +7 / -1
    I have met several trans people who are happy with their body, and they are happier than the average person, and more successful
    also I met a trans person who was a

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-03-05T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The Ukrainian embassy in the UK is now posting pro-BLM shit
URL: {TWEET: UKrainianEmb}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +5m +7 / -0
{IMG}

KinoBushido +1h +1 / -0
It's a good showersers_otters_tortoise_turtles_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise_tortoise

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AUTHOR: MrMisandrist
DATE: 2022-06-22T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In honor of the 50th anniversary of the Stonewall riots, here's a compilation of all the kweens and kings that have died recently :marseykneel::marseyhomofascist:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +112 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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{YOUTUBE}
{YOUTUBE}
{YOUTUBE}
{YOUTUBE}
{YOUTUBE}
{YOUTUBE}
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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-01-06T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: People don’t like my profile anthem :(
URL: N/A
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I really like it and I think it’s great but most people don’t, I don’t know why. It’s not even that loud or anything. I think it’s just not dramatic enough for them, but I really like it so I don’t know what to do :(
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +11m +6 / -0
{IMG}

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1h +1 / -0
  This is NOT funny

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +1 / -0
    {IMG}

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +1 / -0
      This is also not funny

        Klenn_and_Back_Again +5m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +1 / -0
          This is also not funny

            Klenn_and_Back_Again +6m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +50s +1 / -0
              This is also not funny

                Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +1 / -0
                  This is also not funny

                    Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
                      This is also not funny

                        Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          MyPasswordwas12345678 +4m +1 / -0
                          This is also not funny

                            Klenn_and_Back_Again +5m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1h +1 / -0
  This is NOT funny

MyPasswordwas12345678 +1

========

AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-03-22T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is a carp alt
URL: N/A
VOTES: +6 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Carp is here
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +4m +3 / -0
:#marseycarp3:’s my alt.

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +4 / -0
  I know, I made this post to verify your identity

    carpathianflorist +4m +3 / -0
    :#marseycarp3:’t’s my alt.

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +2 / -0
      I know, I made this post to verify your identity

        carpathianflorist +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseycarp3:’t’s my alt.

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
          I know, I made this post to verify your identity

            carpathianflorist +2m +3 / -0
            :#marseycarp3:’t’s my alt.

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +59s +2 / -0
              I know, I made this post to verify your identity

                carpathianflorist +59s +3 / -0
                :#marseycarp3:’t’s my alt.

                  MyPasswordwas12345678 +44s +2 / -0
                  I know, I made this post to verify your identity

                    carpathianflorist +1m +3 / -0
                    :#marseycarp3:’t’s my alt.

                      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
                      I know, I made this post to verify your identity

                        carpathianflorist +1m +3 / -0
                        :#marseycarp3:’t’s my alt.

                          MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
                          I know, I made this post

========

AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-05-08T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: rdrama fan art
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MyPasswordwas12345678 +3m +2 / -0
WOW it’s SO REALing to rdrama.net

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +23s +1 / -0
  SO TRUEing to rdrama.neting to rdrama.net

    MyPasswordwas12345678 +19s +1 / -0
    WOW it’s SO REAL’according to rdrama.net

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +21s +1 / -0
      SO TRUE’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net

        MyPasswordwas12345678 +17s +1 / -0
        SO TRUE’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +20s +1 / -0
          SO REAL’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net

            MyPasswordwas12345678 +20s +1 / -0
            WOW it’s SO REAL’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +19s +1 / -0
              SO TRUE’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net

                MyPasswordwas12345678 +19s +1 / -0
                WOW it’s SO REAL’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net’according to rdrama.net

========

AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-02-10T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am a cutie
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am a cutie
COMMENTS:
BussySlayer +26m +3 / -0
Ew

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseylove:

    BussySlayer +39m +2 / -0
    :marseylove:

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#m

========

AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-05-20T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am 23, I am a virgin. AMA!
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Wanna hear about my life
COMMENTS:
Proctologist +1m +10 / -0
How many times did you watch the 50 Shades of Grey movie to make up for it?

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +5 / -0
  Never

    Proctologist +1m +7 / -0
    Never? How did you get this far without it?

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +5m +3 / -0
      I just never watched it, never had the desire to

        Proctologist +3m +5 / -0
        So you are just a virgin, not a virgin by choice?
        :marseyshapiro:

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +4 / -0
          Yes

            Proctologist +1m +6 / -0
            :marseydisagree:
            :marseyshapiro:

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +4m +4 / -0
              No what? Why is the shapiro marsey disagreeing with me?

                Proctologist +2m +4 / -0
                Shapiro is the soyjak for doubting/contradicting someone.

                  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +3 / -0
                  I see

  Awoo +1h +2 / -0
  I'm not gonna say how many times I watched it, but I've never had sex.

Awoo +1h +2 / -0
Post wrist.

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +42s +1 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/post/69142/i-am-23-i-am-a/1924043?context=8#context

    Awoo +2m +2 / -0
    No you fucking idiot. Do you even know what a wrist is? Do you know what a wrist looks like?

      MyPasswordwas1

========

AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-05-05T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I’m now a paid member of the House Furry
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was looking at the badges and noticed this badge
{IMG}
And it says “House Furry Founder” so I’m a founder now :D
COMMENTS:
AltAccountOkapi +4m +11 / -0
I made it happen, don't forget :marseyblowkiss:

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +6 / -0
  It is a really cool badge, I’m glad I got it

    AltAccountOkapi +33s +5 / -0
    It's a beautiful badge! :marseyblush:

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +4 / -0
  It is a really cool badge, I’m glad I got it

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +4 / -0
  It is a really cool badge, I’m glad I got it

    AltAccountOkapi +2m +4 / -0
    :marseyblowkiss:

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +4 / -0
      :marseyblowkiss:

        AltAccountOkapi +1m +4 / -0
        :marseyblowkiss:

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +4 / -0
          :marseyblowkiss:

            AltAccountOkapi +1m +4 / -0
            :marseyblowkiss:

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +4 / -0
              :marseyblowkiss:

                AltAccountOkapi +1m +4 / -0
                :marseyblowkiss:

                  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +4 / -0
                  :marseyblowkiss:

                    AltAccountOkapi +32s +4 / -0
                    :marseyblowkiss:

                      MyPasswordwas

========

AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2021-12-17T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Wew
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Wew
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +1m +1 / -0
What?

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
  Wew

    TariqNasheed +12m +1 / -0
    Wew 😍

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +25s +1 / -0
      Wew

        TariqNasheed +1h +1 / -0
        Wew

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +11h +1 / -0
          Wew

            TariqNasheed +1h +1 / -0
            Wew

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +1d +1 / -0
              Wew

                TariqNasheed +12m +1 / -0
                Wew

                  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1h +1 / -0
                  Wew

                    TariqNasheed +1m +1 / -0
                    Wew

                      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1h +1 / -0
                      Wew

                        TariqNasheed +56m +1 / -0
                        Wew

                          MyPasswordwas12345678 +1h +1 / -0
                          Wew

                            TariqNasheed +4m +1 / -0
                            Wew

SeetheFarmer +1h +1 / -0
:marseydisagree:y

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +11h +1 / -0
  Wew

    SeetheFarmer +4h +1 / -0
    :marseydisagree:yyy

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1d +1 / -0
      Wew

        SeetheFarmer +2h +1 / -0

========

AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-02-15T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Nerd
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Nerd
COMMENTS: N/A!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

========

AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-01-10T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am the 4th most unique username
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am the 4th most unique username
COMMENTS:
MyPasswordwas12345678 +19s +4 / -0
No I am not the 3rd most unique username

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +21s +5 / -0
  Or the 2nd most unique username

    MyPasswordwas12345678 +15s +5 / -0
    Or the 1st most unique username

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +12s +5 / -0
      Or the 0th most unique username

        MyPasswordwas12345678 +11s +4 / -0
        I am the 4th most unique username

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +47s +3 / -0
          Or the 5th most unique username

            MyPasswordwas12345678 +10s +2 / -0
            Or the 6th most unique username

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +12s +2 / -0
              Or the 7th most unique username

                MyPasswordwas12345678 +11s +1 / -0
                Or the 8th most unique username

                  MyPasswordwas12345678 +11s +1 / -0
                  Or the 9th most unique username

                    MyPasswordwas12345678 +10s +1 / -0
                    Or the 10th most unique username

                      MyPasswordwas12345678 +11s +1 / -0
                      Or the 11th most unique username

                        MyPasswordwas12345678 +10s +1 / -0
                        Or the 12th most unique username

                          MyPasswordwas12345678 +10s +1 / -

========

AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2021-12-02T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a thing for blue eyes and blonde hair
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I know it’s not really a thing but I really like blue eyes and blonde hair, I have never seen a blue eyed blonde haired person IRL
COMMENTS:
UnheardIdentity +2h +7 / -0
Hahahahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Blue Eyes Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Close Your Eyes Like Nigga Go To The Beach Haha

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +2h +3 / -0
  Actually true

    UnheardIdentity +12h +2 / -0
    I know it's true.

Cao_Cao +40m +3 / -0
Mogged.

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +52s +3 / -0
  I am a sad person :marseysad:

    Cao_Cao +13m +2 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +4m +3 / -0
      :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

BussyKang +5h +3 / -0
{IMG}

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +5m +2 / -0
  :marseydisagree:

Tardish +7h +2 / -0
Here's a pic of my friend's little sister. She's from the UK and is a big fan of Ireland, so she goes by "Irish" in her bio.
{IMG}

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
  :marseynut: :marseybooba: :marseynut:

KinoBushido +7h +2 / -0
You're a pedophile, chud

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +3h +1 / -0
  I am not

Brevis-Kong +11h +2 / -0
{IMG}
:marseybooba: :m

========

AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2021-12-11T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In memory of r/teaparty
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
r/teaparty was a sub that was created to make fun of the “Tea Party” in 2011, and was shut down due to admin fear of rightoids. In memory of r/teaparty, we can mock leftists for their fear of rightoids.
COMMENTS:
X +5m +10 / -0
> shut down due to admin fear of rightoids
lol i can't believe it got shut down because of that
:#marsey1984:

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +6 / -0
  Yeah, it was just a subreddit that made fun of a political group, and they were so afraid of the people they were making fun of, they had to shut it down

    Dramamine +1h +3 / -0
    It was a pretty good sub, too. I miss the /r/teaParty subreddit. I can't believe they got it shut down for "harassment". The whole thing was just a bunch of people making fun of the tea party, some of them were rightoids and some of them were leftoids.

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +22m +2 / -0
      Yeah, it was a great sub, and it got shut down for a reason that makes no sense whatsoever, it was just a bunch of people making fun of the tea party, some of them were rightoids and some of them were leftoids.

  Buck +1h +4 / -0
  >fear of rightoids
  :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd: :#marseyxd:

arsey +5m +6 / -0
> shut down due to admin fear of rightoids.
lmao I missed this one.

MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
r/teaparty was a sub that was created to make fun of the “Tea Party” in 2011, and was shut down due

========

AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-01-04T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfloyd:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
911roofer +13m +2 / -0
I don’t get it.

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +5 / -0
  :marseyfloyd:

    911roofer +3m +3 / -0
    :marseyfloyd:

    911roofer +3m +3 / -0
    :marseyfloyd:

    911roofer +3m +3 / -0
    :marseyfloyd:

    911roofer +3m +3 / -0
    :marseyfloyd:

    911roofer +3m +3 / -0
    :marseyfloyd:

      911roofer +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyfloyd:

        911roofer +1m +3 / -0
        :marseyfloyd:

          911roofer +1m +3 / -0
          :marseyfloyd:

            911roofer +1m +3 / -0
            :marseyfloyd:

              911roofer +1m +3 / -0
              :marseyfloyd:

                911roofer +2m +3 / -0
                :marseyfloyd:

                  911roofer +1m +3 / -0
                  :marseyfloyd:

                    911roofer +1m +3 / -0
                    :marseyfloyd:

                      911roofer +2m +3 / -0
                      :marseyfloyd:

                        911roofer +2m +3 / -0
                        :marseyfloyd:

                          911roofer +2m +3 / -0
                          :marsey

========

AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-02-01T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Unironically
URL: N/A
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I like your dog
COMMENTS:
Brevis-Kong +12m +4 / -0
:marseyspecialpat:
Nice dog, good owner

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +4 / -0
  It’s not mine it’s my neighbors

    Brevis-Kong +1m +4 / -0
    :marseykingcrown:
    :marseyking:

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +4 / -0
      I am a very good neighbor

        Brevis-Kong +4m +3 / -0
        :marseyagree:
        :marseylove:

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +4 / -0
          :marseyagree:

            Brevis-Kong +1h +3 / -0
            :marseykingcrown: :marseyking: :marseyking:

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +3 / -0
              :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

                Brevis-Kong +2m +3 / -0
                :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

                  MyPasswordwas12345678 +2h +2 / -0
                  :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

                    Brevis-Kong +2m +2 / -0
                    :marseyhearts: :marseyhearts: :marseyhearts: :marseyhearts: :marseyhearts: :marseyhearts: :marseyhearts: :marsey

========

AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-05-06T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My Password is 12345678
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Yup
COMMENTS:
Retard_Masturbator +16m +7 / -0
No its 12345679

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +41s +3 / -0
  No its 123456789

    Retard_Masturbator +1m +3 / -0
    No its 1234567890

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +43s +3 / -0
      No its 12345678901

        Retard_Masturbator +43s +4 / -0
        No its 123456789012

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +3 / -0
          No its 1234567890123

            Retard_Masturbator +5m +3 / -0
            No its 12345678901234

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +3 / -0
              No its 123456789012345

                Retard_Masturbator +2m +4 / -0
                No its 1234567890123456

                  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +3 / -0
                  No its 12345678901234567

                    Retard_Masturbator +56s +3 / -0
                    No its 123456789012345678

                      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +3 / -0
                      No its 123456789012345678

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-01-28T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I’m gonna post my favorite vidya
URL: N/A
VOTES: +1 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a lot of them
COMMENTS: N/A to be funny to be funny
COMMENTS:
MyPasswordwas12345678 +59s +1 / -0
The first one is a little not video game related, but it’s a classic
{YOUTUBE} to be funny

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}ott to be funny

    MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}ott to be funny

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
      {YOUTUBE}ott to be funny

        MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
        {YOUTUBE}ott to be funny

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
          {YOUTUBE}ott to be funny

            MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
            {YOUTUBE}ott to be funny

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
              {YOUTUBE}ott to be funny

                MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
                {YOUTUBE}ott to be funny

                  MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +1 / -0
                  {YOUTUBE}ott to be funny

                    MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
                    {YOUTUBE}ott to be funny

                      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
                      {YOUTUBE}ott to be funny

                        MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
                        {YOUTUBE}ott to be funny

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-01-04T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is a really cool website, you guys should check it out!
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It’s called WPD, it’s like this but for watching people die, it’s really cool!
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +1m +5 / -0
I’ve seen the video of the guy having his dick cut off on there. It’s fucked.

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +3 / -0
  Oh yeah that was good, I don’t think I’m brave enough to watch the one with the guy’s penis being cut off though

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +2h +1 / -0
    You're not brave enough to watch videos of people having their dicks cut off, yet you're brave enough to watch videos of people getting their heads blown off? You're a fucking idiot

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +2h +1 / -0
      That’s fair

  L +3m +1 / -0
  It's so weird seeing it on this website too. I thought it was an inside joke

    FrozenChosen +5m +2 / -0
    Yeah I think it’s a reference to the dick guy video, it’s funny.

  Wizdumb1776 +3m +1 / -0
  There's also a lot of live cam's that people willingly post of themselves on there. I think that's what gets me the most.

    FrozenChosen +4m +2 / -0
    :marseyscared:

      Wizdumb1776 +50s +1 / -0
      {YOUTUBE}

        FrozenChosen +2m +2 / -0
        I’m so glad I don’t have to watch that

  TR +25m +1 / -0
  I saw that too. I still can't tell if it was a tranny or a mtf

    MyPasswordwas12345678 +1h +1 / -0
    Mtf

      TR +1m +1 / -0
      You're sure? I thought I saw his balls in the

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-03-23T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have had this account since the beginning
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have been on r/drama since it’s inception
COMMENTS:
Maximus +1m +17 / -0
:#marseyboomer:

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +45s +13 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

arsey +2m +12 / -0
It's about time you got some attention, OP.

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +10 / -0
  I’m really proud of myself for being a long time dramanaut

    arsey +1m +9 / -0
    I've been here since 2015 and I'm pretty proud of that too.

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +9 / -0
      I have been here since 2015 and I’m pretty proud of that too.

        arsey +1m +8 / -0
        lol ok cool

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +6 / -0
          :marseyagree:

        Pog +1h +3 / -0
        :marseyboomer:

Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +9 / -0
Based

MyPasswordwas12345678 +15s +9 / -0
Hey guys

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +13s +10 / -0
  It’s me

    MyPasswordwas12345678 +10s +10 / -0
    I’m OP

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +12s +9 / -0
      I’m OP

        MyPasswordwas12345678 +10s +8 / -0
        I’m OP

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +12s +7 / -0
          I’m OP

            MyPasswordwas12345678

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-01-01T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why is the notification bell not next to the name on the profile page?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I mean, it’s literally next to the username on the home page, why not on the profile?
COMMENTS:
Wizdumb1776 +5m +13 / -0
{GIF}

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +10 / -0
  :marseyrain:

    Wizdumb1776 +2m +9 / -0
    {GIF}

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +10 / -0
      :marseysob:

        Wizdumb1776 +1m +8 / -0
        {GIF}

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +9 / -0
          :marseycry:

            Wizdumb1776 +1m +10 / -0
            {GIF}

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +9 / -0
              :marseysulk:

                Wizdumb1776 +1m +10 / -0
                {GIF}

                  MyPasswordwas12345678 +4m +5 / -0
                  :marseycrying:

                    Wizdumb1776 +2m +5 / -0
                    {GIF}

                      MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +5 / -0
                      :marseycry:

                        Wizdumb1776 +1m +4 / -0
                        {GIF}

                          MyPasswordwas12345678 +41s +5 / -0
                          :marseysob:

                            Wizdumb1776 +1m +4 / -0
                            {GIF}

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +9 / -0
  :marseycheerup:

    Wizdumb1776 +1m +8 /

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-03-29T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: GIVE ME DARNERCOIN NOW
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
GIVE ME DARNERCOIN NOW
COMMENTS:
MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
@Darnassus

  D +12m +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

    MyPasswordwas12345678 +45m +1 / -0
    :marseycrying:

      D +2m +2 / -0
      :marseyagree: :marseycrying:

        MyPasswordwas12345678 +48s +1 / -0
        :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree: :marseyagree:

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2021-12-28T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am so tired of this site
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It is so boring I can’t stand it anymore I am going to leave it for a while. Good bye!
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +3m +12 / -0
{IMG}

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1h +3 / -0
  I don’t get it

    Saint_Nicholas +2m +3 / -0
    It's a meme. Try to understand it.

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +3 / -0
      How am I supposed to understand it if I don’t get it?

        Saint_Nicholas +1m +3 / -0
        :#marseyconfused: :#marseyconfused: :#marseyconfused:

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +3 / -0
          :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry:

            Saint_Nicholas +1m +3 / -0
            :#marseyseethe: :#marseyseethe: :#marseyseethe:

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +5m +3 / -0
              :marseysob: :marseysob: :marseysob:

MyPasswordwas12345678 +40s +6 / -0
Aevann should be ashamed of this site

  Aevann +5m +10 / -0
  nah

    MyPasswordwas12345678 +1h +2 / -0
    Why?

      Aevann +6m +5 / -0
      its fun

        MyPasswordwas12345678 +3m +2 / -0
        It’s not

          Aevann +15m +5 / -0
          you should get over it

            MyPasswordwas12345678 +5m +2 / -0
            But I don’t want to

              A

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-02-06T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Serious] I have a question for the site admins
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
When I look at the profile of someone who was banned, I can still see their posts and comments, but they’re all tagged with a “deleted by user” message, is there a way to remove these?
COMMENTS:
X +1m +7 / -0
https://rdrama.net/@chiobu
https://rdrama.net/post/40232/seriously-i-have-a-question-for
:#marseytroublemaker:

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +57s +3 / -0
  that’s not a good idea

    X +57s +2 / -0
    :#marseyshrug: if it was a good idea why didn't they implement it

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +4m +2 / -0
      because I don’t know how to code or do anything besides use the website and I have a life

        X +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:
        <marquee direction=right>
        {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
        </marquee>

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +2 / -0
          I don’t have a cat

            X +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseycheerup:

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
              :#marseycheeruppat:

Dramamine +12m +5 / -0
Because people like me can still see them.

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +3 / -0
  You’re like the one person I don’t want to see them

    Dramamine +1m +3 / -0
    I'm a pretty cool guy, so you're wrong

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +3 / -0
      Wrong

        Dramamine +1

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-06-19T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywave:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseywave:
COMMENTS: N/A\: \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \* \

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-02-05T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why am I not in the country club? :marseycry:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Why? :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseycry: :marseyc

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-02-04T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Can I please have the badge?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m sorry I’m just very very poor
COMMENTS:
H +49s +1 / -0
You have to pay for a hat

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +1 / -0
  I’m poor

    H +3m +1 / -0
    You can earn the money if you’re not a hater

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
      I’m poor

        H +1m +1 / -0
        :marseybeggar:

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +4m +1 / -0
          I’m poor

            H +41s +1 / -0
            :marseylaugh:

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +1 / -0
              I’m poor

                H +1m +1 / -0
                :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marse

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-01-03T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Y’all
URL: N/A
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m just a random guy on the internet who has a thing for the number 7, and this is just my opinion, but I think the number 7 is cool.
COMMENTS: N/A add any comments add any comments
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Y’all
COMMENTS:
MyPasswordwas12345678 +55s +2 / -0
Oh yeah

MyPasswordwas12345678 +53s +2 / -0
This is just my opinion, but I think 7 is the coolest number, and it’s not even that close

MyPasswordwas12345678 +3m +1 / -0
Also just a random guy on the internet, but I think the number 7 is cool, and it’s just my opinion add any comments

MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
I’m just a random guy on the internet who has a thing for the number 7, and this is just my opinion, but I think the number 7 is cool

MyPasswordwas12345678 +4m +1 / -0
Yeah, it’s just me, but I think 7 is the coolest number, and it’s not even that close

MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +1 / -0
Y’all

MyPasswordwas12345678 +4m +1 / -0
I’m just a random guy on the internet who has a thing for the number 7, and this is just my opinion, but I think the number 7 is cool

MyPasswordwas12345678 +4m +1 / -0
Yeah, it’s just me, but I think 7 is the coolest number, and it’s not even that close

MyPasswordwas12345678 +3m +1 / -0
Yeah, it’s just me, but I think 7 is the coolest number, and it’s not even that close

MyPasswordwas123456

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-03-08T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I wonder what it’s like to be an incel
URL: N/A
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I wonder what it’s like to be an incel
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +4m +12 / -0
My phone has a voice to text function which is often very handy when I'm driving and can't reach my keyboard. It also has a 'predictive text' function which means I can type 'what' and it will then offer 'what is', 'what are' 'what do' 'what does' etc. It has no idea how to respond to 'what's' and it will not offer any suggestions for the rest of the sentence.
I think I know what it's like to be an incel.

  YourMom +6m +10 / -0
  :#marseymeds:

    Cao_Cao +16m +4 / -0
    I know that Marsey is a cute cat but it also looks like it's taking a shit.

  arseupwrongo +2h +3 / -0
  When I was 14 I tried to get my phone to say 'I'm a loser' and the phone wouldn't allow me to type the L.

X +17m +6 / -0
:#marseyeggirl:
trans lives matter

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +12m +7 / -0
  :#marseyeggirl:

    X +3m +6 / -0
    :#marseyeggirl:
    trans lives matter

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +3m +7 / -0
      :#marseyeggirl:

        X +2m +6 / -0
        :#marseyeggirl:
        trans lives matter

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +3m +7 / -0
          :#marseyeggirl:

            X +2m +6 / -0
            :#marseyeggirl:
            trans lives matter

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +32s +6 / -0
              :

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-06-14T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: (2016) How did a man become a woman? - YouTube
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
Trans lives matter👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-02-28T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I’m a 5’11 130lb 18 year old moid and I am a chad
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A-CHAD
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +1h +6 / -0
130lb is the average weight for a 5'11 man in the US

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +4 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  SaveUsUncleTed +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseydespair:

MyPasswordwas12345678 +41s +5 / -0
I am also a white supremacist

  ChungusEnjoyer +1h +4 / -0
  :#chudsey:

  SaveUsUncleTed +3h +2 / -0
  So are you a chud or a chad then?

    MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
    Chad, chud is like a chad but in a bad way

      SaveUsUncleTed +1h +2 / -0
      :#chudsey:

        MyPasswordwas12345678 +12h +2 / -0
        :#chadnordic:

MyPasswordwas12345678 +15s +4 / -0
The truth

  ChungusEnjoyer +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

TheOverSeether +1h +3 / -0
:marseyagree:

arseupwrongo +5h +2 / -0
You're a manlet then

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +12h +2 / -0
  No, I’m 5’11

    arseupwrongo +3m +2 / -0
    But you're only 130lbs

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +2 / -0
      I’m built

        arseupwrongo

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-01-10T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to make a post
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +5 / -0
how to make a post
{IMG}

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +3m +3 / -0
  :#marseysus:

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
  {IMG}

MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +2 / -0
{IMG}

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +19s +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2021-12-23T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I Hate Christmas
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I hate Christmas. I don’t like Christmas. I don’t like the holidays. I hate the holidays. I hate the weather. I hate the snow. I hate the cold. I hate the decorations. I hate the gifts. I hate the family. I hate the food. I hate the music. I hate the parties. I hate the movies. I hate the TV shows. I hate the commercials. I hate the tree. I hate the lights. I hate the candy. I hate the cookies. I hate the presents. I hate the wrapping paper. I hate the stockings. I hate the carols. I hate the nativity. I hate the stockings. I hate the elves. I hate the reindeer. I hate the sleigh. I hate the chimney. I hate the chimney. I hate the chimney. I hate the chimney. I hate the chimney. I hate the chimney. I hate the chimney.
COMMENTS:
Garry_Chess +19m +8 / -0
I hate Christmas because it’s an excuse for people to get drunk and then blame it on the alcohol. I’m not even a doctor anymore but still get called in on holidays when I just want to go skiing.

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +10m +3 / -0
  I’m sorry to hear that :marseysad:

    Garry_Chess +1m +5 / -0
    It’s fine. I just don’t want to be a doctor anymore and would rather be a ski bum.

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +1h +1 / -0
  I'm sorry to hear that, I'm sure you're a great doctor and it's not your fault that people have a genetic predisposition to alcoholism.

    Garry_Chess +3m +2 / -0
    It’s really not my fault, I just don’t want to deal with it anymore. I can’t wait to retire and just ski for the rest of my life.

      Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +1 / -0
      >I can’t wait to retire and just ski for the rest of my life.
      How does that work when you're

========

AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-02-22T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I hate these people
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
# I HATE THESE PEOPLE
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +7 / -1
Oh no, your not gonna upvote my post? You should do better.

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +4m +8 / -0
  # I HATE THESE PEOPLE

    MyPasswordwas12345678 +22m +7 / -0
    # I HATE THESE PEOPLE

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +19m +7 / -0
      # I HATE THESE PEOPLE

        MyPasswordwas12345678 +20m +7 / -0
        # I HATE THESE PEOPLE

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +7 / -0
          # I HATE THESE PEOPLE

            MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +7 / -0
            # I HATE THESE PEOPLE

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +7 / -0
              # I HATE THESE PEOPLE

                MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +7 / -0
                # I HATE THESE PEOPLE

                  MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +7 / -0
                  # I HATE THESE PEOPLE

                    MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +7 / -0
                    # I HATE THESE PEOPLE

                      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +7 / -0
                      # I HATE THESE PEOPLE

                        MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +7 / -0
                        # I HATE THESE PEOPLE

                          MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +7 / -0
                          # I HATE THESE PEOPLE

                            MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +7 / -0
                            # I HATE THESE PEOPLE

                  HughJanus +3m +

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-04-13T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: marsey in the middle of the road
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
marsey in the middle of the road
COMMENTS:
MyPasswordwas12345678 +53s +3 / -0
marsey in the middle of the road

Soren +53m +1 / -0
This is a repost, I saw it on the new feed.
My name is Soren, and I am a gay furry.

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
  :#marseyconfused:
  You are Soren

    Soren +5m +1 / -0
    I am the Soren, I am a gay furry.

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +5m +1 / -0
      You are Soren

        Soren +2m +1 / -0
        I am Soren, I am a gay furry.

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +32s +1 / -0
          You are Soren

            Soren +2m +1 / -0
            I am Soren, I am a gay furry.

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +34s +1 / -0
              You are Soren

                Soren +2m +1 / -0
                I am Soren, I am a gay furry.

                  MyPasswordwas12345678 +58s +1 / -0
                  You are Soren

                    Soren +47s +1 / -0
                    I am Soren, I am a gay furry.

                      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
                      You are Soren

                        Soren +5m +1 / -0
                        I am Soren, I am a gay furry.

                          MyPasswordwas12345678 +3m +1 / -0
                          You are Soren

                            Soren +1m +1 / -0
                            I am Soren, I am

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-01-29T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I found a good song that reminds me of r/drama
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Lol
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +5 / -0
> Good song
> The Dead Milkmen
:#marseydisagree:

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +12m +1 / -0
  They have some good songs

Dramamine +20m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}
This is the song I listen to when I think of rdrama

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +58s +2 / -0
  Yes

Wizdumb1776 +1m +2 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
  I like this one too

    Wizdumb1776 +1m +2 / -0
    I did too until it started sounding like a serial killer songo

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +2 / -0
      I just like the beat, I don’t listen to the lyrics usually

        Wizdumb1776 +1m +2 / -0
        {YOUTUBE}

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +2 / -0
          Good song, I like the beat of it tooo

            Wizdumb1776 +1m +2 / -0
            {YOUTUBE}

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
              I like this one, it’s pretty good, but I don’t listen to the lyrics of it

                Wizdumb1776 +1m +2 / -0
                {YOUTUBE}

                  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
                  I like the beat of this one too

                    Wizdumb1776 +4m +2 / -0
                    {YOUTUBE

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2021-12-25T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Merry Christmas rDrama!
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Love ya’ll
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +31m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +4h +2 / -0
  :#marseyblowkiss:

Igor_Konashenkov +14m +9 / -0
:marseyorthodox:

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +4h +3 / -0
  :#marseyorthodoxpat:

CannedAlt +49m +5 / -0
Why are you in my comments? How are you doing this?

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +3h +1 / -0
  I can’t stop!

ohno +1h +3 / -0
Aren't you the guy who made a post a few months ago about making a snappy bot to reply with snappy quotes? Did you ever get it working?

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +2h +1 / -0
  Not yet

Dramacel +2h +2 / -0
:marseyparty: :marseypartyzoom: :marseyjam: :marseychristmasgift: :marseychristmaself2: :marseychristmaself: :marseychristmasparty: :marseysanta3: :marseychristmasbulb2: :marseychristmasbulb: :marseychristmastree: :marseysnowman: :marseywholesome: :marseyandjesus: :marseyimmaculate: :marseyreindeer: :marseyreindeer2: :marseyfatherjoseph: :marseypresents: :marseysanta2: :marseyparty1: :marseyparty2: :marseyparty3: :marseypartyxmas: :marseyblush: :marseyexcited: :marseychristmaslove: :marseylove: :

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-02-25T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How do I disable the music on the front page
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m on my phone, I think I turned it on by accident
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +3m +17 / -0
Turn off the music on your phone, retard.

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +5 / -0
  I did, still playing on my phone

    Saint_Nicholas +45s +11 / -0
    Buy a new phone then

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +12 / -0
      That’s too much work

        Saint_Nicholas +1m +11 / -0
        You can buy a new phone at the dollar store, it's not that much work.

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +7 / -0
          :#marseythinkorino:

            Saint_Nicholas +2m +8 / -0
            I think you'll find that the dollar store is just as good as any other phone store.

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +3m +6 / -0
              I have an iPhone

                Saint_Nicholas +1m +9 / -0
                Then just turn off the music in your browser retard.

                  MyPasswordwas12345678 +3m +4 / -0
                  It’s still playing

                    Saint_Nicholas +30s +4 / -0
                    Then buy a new phone

                      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +3 / -0
                      I have a new phone

                        Saint_Nicholas +54s +3 / -0
                        Then turn off the music in your browser you fucking retard

                          MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +4 / -0
                          I turned it off already, still playing

                            Saint_Nicholas +2m +3 / -0
                            Then get a new phone.

              CuckoldSimulator +3h +1 / -0
              Dollar store phones

========

AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-03-26T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyexcited:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyexcited:
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +1m +7 / -0
:#marseyagree:

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

    Saint_Nicholas +22s +4 / -0
    :#marseydisagree:

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +4 / -0
      :#marseydisagree:

        Saint_Nicholas +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseyagree:

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +4 / -0
          :#marseydisagree:

            Saint_Nicholas +26s +4 / -0
            :#marseyagreefast:

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +4 / -0
              :#marseydisagree:

                Saint_Nicholas +2m +4 / -0
                :#marseyagreefast:

                  MyPasswordwas12345678 +3m +3 / -0
                  :#marseydisagree:

                    Saint_Nicholas +1m +3 / -0
                    :#marseyagreefast:

                      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +3 / -0
                      :#marseydisagree:

                        Saint_Nicholas +4m +2 / -0
                        :#marseyagree:

                          MyPasswordwas12345678 +4m +3 / -0
                          :#marseydisagree:

                            Saint_Nicholas +1m +2 / -0
                            :#marseyagree:

    MyPasswordwas12345678 +26s +2 / -0
    :#marseydisagreefast:

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +50s +2 / -0
      :#marse

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2021-12-20T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am a nameless dramanaut
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am nameless. I am a dramanaut, and I am scared.
COMMENTS:
HOTEP +2m +12 / -0
The carp will not stand for this. He will take your name from you and make you his puppet.
:#!marseycarppat:

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +7 / -0
  I fear him

    HOTEP +1m +6 / -0
    I don’t. I will stand against him.
    :marseybuff:

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +34s +5 / -0
      Good luck

        HOTEP +1m +4 / -0
        Thank you.
        :marseyblowkiss:

  comics_for_trans_rights +4h +1 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

Proctologist +1h +2 / -0
Name is null.

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1h +1 / -0
  Good enough for me

X +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1h +1 / -0
  Good enough for mey

Cringeonthefringe +1h +1 / -0
No one cares about you you sad pathetic losery

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1h +1 / -0
  Shut up

comics_for_trans_rights +4h +1 / -0
>nameless
>posts his usernamey
:#marseydicklet:yy :#marseydicklet:y

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +24m +1 / -0
  I forgot what my password was and I’m too lazy to find outy

    comics_for_trans_rights +22m +2 / -0
    12345678
    :#marseysmug2:

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-05-14T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have finally been able to stop posting my password
URL: N/A
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I did it
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +18 / -0
I use "12345678" as my password everywhere

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +10 / -0
  :#marseyglow:

  Ick +36m +9 / -0
  Me too, I got into a lot of trouble in school for doing this

    MyPasswordwas12345678 +6m +9 / -0
    :#marseyglow:

  sKONGhunt42 +1h +4 / -0
  I use "password" as my password everywhere

    peepeehands +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseyglow2:

MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +14 / -0
My new password is 12345678

  S +1m +10 / -0
  @joebiden

  BrokeBackBuck +14m +8 / -0
  That's not a password, that's a number :marseyretard2:

  Aevann +1h +4 / -0
  password is 12345678

  HeyMoon +1h +4 / -0
  My new password is 12345678

    MyPasswordwas12345678 +1h +3 / -0
    My new password is 12345678

      HeyMoon +1m +3 / -0
      My new password is 12345678

        MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +3 / -0
        My new password is 12345678

          HeyMoon +33s +3 / -0
          My new password is 12345678

            MyPasswordwas1

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-04-11T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Fart
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Fart
COMMENTS:
MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +3 / -0
Fart

MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
Fart

MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
Fart

MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
Fart

MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
Fart

MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
Fart

MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
Fart

MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
Fart

MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
Fart...ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-06-03T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Post cats
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +1m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +14m +2 / -0
  Cute!

MarseyIsMyWaifu +49m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
  She is cute!

MyPasswordwas12345678 +17s +2 / -0
This is my cat!

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +10s +1 / -0
  @Carpathianflorist

    MyPasswordwas12345678 +10s +1 / -0
    @Aevann

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +7s +1 / -0
      @schizo

        MyPasswordwas12345678 +9s +1 / -0
        @Joan_Wayne_Gacy

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +8s +1 / -0
          @Rdramamademegay

            MyPasswordwas12345678 +11s +1 / -0
            @HeyMoon

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +10s +1 / -0
              @TwoLargeSnakesMating

                MyPasswordwas12345678 +10s +1 / -0
                @geese_suck

                  MyPasswordwas12345678 +11s +1 / -0
                  @Absinthe

                    MyPasswordwas12345678 +9s +1 / -0
                    @Chapose

                      MyPasswordwas12345678 +10s +1 / -0
                      @Klenvastergan

                        MyPasswordwas12345678 +13s +1 / -0
                        @

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2021-12-19T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Please upvote this post, I need coins
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
please upvote this post, I need coins
COMMENTS:
Grue +4m +2 / -0
You need a better reason than that

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +4m +2 / -0
  I need a reason? That’s good enough for me :derpthumbsup:

    Grue +10m +1 / -0
    @aevann this one isn’t doing it, you gotta get him off his ass

      Aevann +32m +3 / -0
      @mypasswordis12345678 @grizzly @grue @snappy @fartbinn @marseyismywaifu
      i was the one who added those awards that give dramacoins, not me
      idk who to blame
      trans lives matter

        Grue +2m +2 / -0
        Oh thank you, I should have figured it was one of the capybaras

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +12m +2 / -0
        @MyPasswordis12345678

        MyPasswordwas12345678 +13m +1 / -0
        I was just messing around, thanks for the coins :marseycoin:

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +12m +1 / -0
        @MyPasswordis12345678

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +12m +1 / -0
        @MyPasswordis12345678

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +12m +1 / -0
        @MyPasswordis12345678

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +12m +1 / -0
        @MyPasswordis12345678

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +12m +1 / -0
        @MyPasswordis12345678

        MarseyIs

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-01-14T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I’m a foid and I have no idea how to be a foid, help
URL: N/A
VOTES: +53 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am a foid and I have no idea how to be a foid, please help
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +4m +44 / -0
Make a bunch of discord servers and pretend to be a train.
That's what I did.

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +24s +22 / -0
  :#marseythinkorino:

    Saint_Nicholas +32s +23 / -0
    :#marseyagree:

  geese_suck +2m +13 / -0
  :#gigachad2:

X +13m +29 / -0
:#marseyeggirl:

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +15 / -0
  :#marseythinkorino:

    X +5m +17 / -0
    :#marseyeggirl:
    :#marseytrans2:
    :#marseytransflag:
    :#marseytrans2:
    :#marseyeggirl:
    :#marseytransflag:
    :#marseyeggirl:
    :#marseytransflag:
    :#marseyeggirl:

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +15 / -0
      :#marseythinkorino:

        X +3m +16 / -0
        :#marseyeggirl:
        :#marseytrans2:
        :#marseytransflag:
        :#marseytrans2:
        :#marseyeggirl:
        :#marseytransflag:
        :#marseyeggirl:
        :#marseytransflag:
        :#marseyeggirl:

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +13 / -0
          :#marseythinkorino:

            X +2m +1

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-06-16T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What was the first thing you ever posted on rdrama?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
For me it was a comment in a thread about the history of the internet saying “It is a good thing”
COMMENTS:
AmericanLumberIndustry +1m +8 / -0
I remember the first thing i posted, it was a link to my youtube channel

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +4m +6 / -0
  What did you make on your channel?

    AmericanLumberIndustry +3m +5 / -0
    Poop videos

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseywholesome:

  SpaceMilk +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseyxd:
  That's the first thing I posted too

    AmericanLumberIndustry +1h +2 / -0
    It's a good thing, but don't tell anyone

  Sammael-Beliol +2m +1 / -0
  {GIF}

    AmericanLumberIndustry +1m +2 / -0
    :marseybooba:

      Sammael-Beliol +1m +1 / -0
      {GIF}

        AmericanLumberIndustry +2m +1 / -0
        {IMG}

          Sammael-Beliol +2m +1 / -0
          {GIF}

            AmericanLumberIndustry +1m +1 / -0
            {IMG}

              Sammael-Beliol +1m +1 / -0
              {GIF}

                AmericanLumberIndustry +1m +1 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Sammael-Beliol +1m +1 / -0
                  {GIF}

                    AmericanLumberIndustry +1m +1 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Sammael-Beliol +1m +1 / -0
                      {GIF}

                        AmericanLumberIndustry +1m +1 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Sammael-Beliol +2m +1 / -0
                          {GIF

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-05-09T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I’m literally no one and I’m going to die alone in my shitty apartment in the middle of nowhere.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +38 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m literally no one and I’m going to die alone in my shitty apartment in the middle of nowhere. I’m literally no one and I’m going to die alone in my shitty apartment in the middle of nowhere. I’m literally no one and I’m going to die alone in my shitty apartment in the middle of nowhere.
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +1m +29 / -0
:#marseycheerup:

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +13 / -0
  :#marseyloveyou:

H +2m +18 / -0
But that's the life I want

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +10 / -0
  :#marseydepressed:

    H +4m +14 / -0
    Have you thought about going on a murder spree? It's fun.

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +11 / -0
      I would get caught and be in prison forever

        H +1m +13 / -0
        You'll be the most popular inmate

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +48s +11 / -0
          :#marseydoomer:

            H +1m +12 / -0
            There's hope. A lot of criminals end up being productive members of society after their release.

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +48s +11 / -0
              :#marseyhope:

                H +1m +13 / -0
                {GIF}

                  MyPasswordwas12345678 +4m +3 / -0
                  :#marseyjam:

        oppie +4m +7 / -0
        Maybe a serial killer would be better :marseythinkorino:

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +42s +6

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-02-08T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I feel like the name “MyPasswordwas12345678” is very appropriate for a new user to rDrama
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I feel like the name “MyPasswordwas12345678” is very appropriate for a new user to rDrama
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +3m +13 / -0
Why aren’t you using a password manager? 😒

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +3m +12 / -0
  That’s for losers, I like remembering my passwords :marseybigbrain:

    MyPasswordwas12345678 +28s +5 / -0
    Fuck you lmao

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +18s +7 / -0
      That’s right, I’m better than you

        MyPasswordwas12345678 +15s +7 / -0
        :#marseycool:

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +23s +7 / -0
          :#marseycool2:

            MyPasswordwas12345678 +25s +8 / -0
            :#marseycool2:

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +11s +6 / -0
              :#marseycool:

                MyPasswordwas12345678 +15s +6 / -0
                :#marseycool2:

                  MyPasswordwas12345678 +16s +3 / -0
                  :#marseycool:

                    MyPasswordwas12345678 +13s +3 / -0
                    :#marseycool2:

                      MyPasswordwas12345678 +17s +3 / -0
                      :#marseycool:

                        MyPasswordwas12345678 +13s +3 / -0
                        :#marseycool2

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-07-14T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I love it when I’m browsing and I see that I haven’t been to the store for awhile and there’s a whole bunch of new stuff
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Is there a way to make it so it doesn’t do that?
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +20m +3 / -0
I think you have to be an actual paypig to stop it.

arsey +1h +2 / -0
me too. I just bought an award for the first time ever and now I get this notification. lol

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +44m +2 / -0
  :#marseymerchant:inging

    arsey +1h +1 / -0
    I'll need to invest in some more awards. I know that I can sell them for dramacoin too.

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +12m +1 / -0
      > I'll need to invest in some more awards
      :#marseymerchant:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:incel:inc

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-04-19T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I need 1000 dramacoins so I can gamble
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I lost it all :marseycry: :marseybeggar:
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +9 / -0
!blackjack1000

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +56s +6 / -0
  !blackjack1000

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +51s +6 / -0
    !blackjack1000

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +46s +5 / -0
      !blackjack1000

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +47s +5 / -0
        !blackjack1000

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +6 / -0
          !blackjack1000

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +49s +5 / -0
            !blackjack1000

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +48s +5 / -0
              !blackjack1000

                MarseyIsMyWaifu +32s +5 / -0
                !blackjack1000

                  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +4 / -0
                  !blackjack1000

                    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +4 / -0
                    !blackjack1000

                      MarseyIsMyWaifu +49s +4 / -0
                      !blackjack1000

                        MarseyIsMyWaifu +34s +4 / -0
                        !blackjack1000

                          MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +4 / -0
                          !blackjack1000

                            MarseyIsMyWaifu +38s +3 / -0
                            !blackjack1000

                        MyPasswordwas12345678 +1h +2 / -0
                        :#marseysoypoint:

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2021-12-11T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: POV: You are at a party and you just drank too much (and are also a r-slur)
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARSEY!
COMMENTS:
grizzly +1m +6 / -0
:#marseyblush:

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +3 / -0
  :marseyfugg:

    grizzly +2m +3 / -0
    :marseyexcited:

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +3 / -0
      :marseyfugg:

        grizzly +1m +3 / -0
        :marseydepressed:

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +3 / -0
          :marseyfugg:

            grizzly +1m +3 / -0
            :marseyexcited:

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +3 / -0
              :marseyfugg:

                grizzly +3m +3 / -0
                :marseyexcited:

                  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
                  :marseyfugg:

                    grizzly +1m +2 / -0
                    :marseyexcited:

                      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
                      :marseyfugg:

                        grizzly +3m +2 / -0
                        :marseyexcited:

                          MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
                          :marseyfugg:

                            grizzly +1m +2 / -0
                            :marseyexcited:

Maximus +3m +4 / -0
:#marseyfug:

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +3 / -0
  :marseyfugg:

    Maximus +2m +3 / -0
    :marseyfug

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-06-14T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If you don’t think about me all the time, you’re gay
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I love when I’m the center of attention, so I’m glad that you do think about me sometimes.
COMMENTS:
ACA +4m +3 / -0
I think about you every 10 seconds of the day
:#marseyhearts:

Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +2 / -0
I only think about you when I am bored.

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseylove:

  ACA +3m +1 / -0
  I only think about you when I am not bored

    MyPasswordwas12345678 +3m +1 / -0
    :#marseylove:

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +3m +1 / -0
  :#marseylove:

    MyPasswordwas12345678 +19s +1 / -0
    :#marseylove:

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +13s +1 / -0
      :#marseylove: :#marseylove:

        MyPasswordwas12345678 +13s +1 / -0
        :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove:

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +13s +1 / -0
          :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove:

            MyPasswordwas12345678 +13s +1 / -0
            :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove:

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +13s +1 / -0
              :#marseylove: :#marseylove

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AUTHOR: MyPasswordwas12345678
DATE: 2022-06-05T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I like turtles
URL: N/A
VOTES: +2 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I like turtles
COMMENTS: N/A Turtle. He's right here.
COMMENTS:
Pog +25m +1 / -0
:#marseyhesright: Turtle. He's right here. Turtle. He's right here. Turtle. He's right here. Turtle. He's right here. Turtle. He's right here. @MyPasswordis12345678
:#marseyhesright: @MyPasswordis12345678

  MyPasswordwas12345678 +2m +1 / -0
  :#marseyhesright: @pog

    Pog +2m +1 / -0
    :#marseyhesright: @MyPasswordis12345678

      MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
      :#marseyhesright: @pog Turtle. He's right here.

        Pog +3m +1 / -0
        :#marseyhesright: @MyPasswordis12345678

          MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
          :#marseyhesright: @pog

            Pog +2m +1 / -0
            :#marseyhesright: @MyPasswordis12345678

              MyPasswordwas12345678 +3m +1 / -0
              :#marseyhesright: @pog

                Pog +4m +1 / -0
                :#marseyhesright: @MyPasswordis12345678

                  MyPasswordwas12345678 +1m +1 / -0
                  :#marseyhesright: @pog

                    Pog +2m +1 / -0
                    :#marseyhesright: @MyPasswordis12345678

                      My

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-08-23T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit finds out that their favorite children's entertainment show has a very well known Nazi as one of the writers
URL: {REDDIT: r/television star_wars_saga_creator_george_lucas_referred_to}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'll leave it to the reader to decide how much of a cope this is.
COMMENTS:
drumpf +2m +18 / -0
People only hate him because he said the N-word in the 1970s.

  ForgotMyPasswordAgain +49m +11 / -0
  He didn't even say it, he just implied it

    Proctologist +41m +5 / -0
    You can tell because the other guy was like “don’t say it”

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +2h +5 / -0
  I'm sorry but if you're going to say a racial slur, you need to be a fat balding manlet who also smokes cigarettes and is in a very bad marriage with 2 children

  GooooooldMember +5h +2 / -0
  the funniest part of the nword is that i think it was made up by a black dude to talk about other black people. so if you call george lucas a nword you’re using blackface

peepeehands +12m +14 / -0
> What a vile, hateful, and ignorant thing to say about your own work. I’m so disappointed in him. I don’t know if I can watch any of his films anymore.
what a cuck lmao

  Mystic_Gohan +2m +11 / -0
  the fact that people are genuinely shocked at this is so fucking funny.

  ForgotMyPasswordAgain +40m +8 / -0
  I'm sure he's gonna say "well I don't really know about that" and then people will be like "oh that's not true, you totally did that and you should be ashamed"

  GooooooldMember +5h +4 / -0
  its like how people are saying star wars is gonna go back to the classics. when the classics were always garbage. the originals were good but they werent good

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-12-27T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The most based people on earth, the French, are once again refusing to comply with their government, this time over a potential new law
URL: {REDDIT: r/worldnews french_riot_police_scuffles_after_protesters}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +3m +11 / -0
> On 19 November 2022, President Emmanuel Macron announced plans to reform the pension system, which he claimed was in danger of going bankrupt. Under the proposed reform, the retirement age would be raised from 62 to 64, and the government would introduce a "points system" for calculating pensions, which would tie pension benefits to the number of contributions made throughout an individual's career.
{IMG}
:#marseyemojirofl:

  GT +6m +9 / -0
  They are going to get banned from the EU for this

  Elias_Acorn +1h +4 / -0
  Macron is just making sure his retirement plan is safe while all the other boomers get the wall :marseywall:

    X +11m +4 / -0
    lol he was only 39 when he became president

  Mystic_Gohan +39s +3 / -0
  Macron can fuck right off topic but I'm a fan

    X +1m +6 / -0
    He's basically the French Trump :marseylaughwith:
    {IMG}

  dont_log_me_out +1d +1 / -0
  Based. The best way to make sure your retirement plan is safe is to ensure that everybody else's retirement plan is not safe.

ABC +8m +5 / -0
> There is no way this doesn't end in another bloody revolt.
>> France has had a pretty violent history. The French Revolution, World War I, World War II, and the Algerian War all come to mind.
>>> French Revolution was a good thing. WW1, WW2, and the Algerian war were not.
>>>> [The French Revolution wasn't good. It was a bloodbath.]({REDDIT: r/worldnews french_riot_police_scuffles_after_protesters})
>>>>> You mean the French Revolution where

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-10-21T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is it okay to not want to date a fat woman?
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes is_it_okay_to_not_want_to_date_a_fat_woman}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AgeGapEnjoyer +2m +7 / -0
> I want to be a decent person but I'm struggling to date someone I don't find attractive
The problem is the incel is not trying hard enough

  X +1h +6 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:
  {IMG}

    AgeGapEnjoyer +4m +4 / -0
    A few of these women are cute. You can fix them with some TLC

      X +2m +6 / -0
      they're all ugly :!marseyindignant:

        AgeGapEnjoyer +1m +4 / -0
        {IMG}

          X +2m +5 / -0
          i'm not into :marseychonkerfoid:s :!marseyindignant:

            AgeGapEnjoyer +3m +4 / -0
            {IMG}

              X +2m +4 / -0
              {IMG}

                AgeGapEnjoyer +1m +4 / -0
                {IMG}

                  X +2m +3 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    AgeGapEnjoyer +2m +3 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      X +56s +3 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        AgeGapEnjoyer +3m +3 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          X +1m +3 / -0
                          :#marseychonkerfoid:

                            AgeGapEnjoyer +4m +3 / -0
                            {IMG}

    AgeGapEnjoyer +3m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      X +2m +4 / -0
      {IMG}

        AgeGapEnjoyer +4m +4 / -0
        {IMG}

          X +2m +4 / -0
          {IMG}

            AgeGapEnjoyer +1m +4 / -0
            {IMG}

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-09-22T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Stonetoss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +102 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BromiteShill +1h +28 / -0
what do you mean by "new"

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +17 / -0
  I didn't know stonetoss was a train

  Hoes_mad +1h +13 / -0
  It's a 4chan meme about trannies that's been around for over 5 years now

    BromiteShill +18m +5 / -0
    :#marseytransrentfree:

      Hoes_mad +5m +8 / -0
      :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree:

        BromiteShill +6m +4 / -0
        :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree:

          Hoes_mad +44m +4 / -0
          :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree:

    Dramacel +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

  hereforabit

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-11-22T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I was just watching a movie with my wife and I saw a gay character in the movie and I said to my wife "I don't want to see this gay shit, I'm gayphobic"
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
She looked at me and said "you're not gayphobic, you're homophobic"
What does this mean???
COMMENTS:
IlIIlIlIlIlIl +12m +4 / -0
What movie are you watching?

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +3 / -0
  We're watching The Last Jedi, the second best star wars movie

    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +23s +3 / -0
    :#marseydisagree:

      Mystic_Gohan +1m +3 / -0
      the only better star wars movie is the first one, I just don't like the other ones.
      I know they're all bad but I don't like them and the 1st one is the only good one.

        IlIIlIlIlIlIl +40s +4 / -0
        No I’m talking about your wife

          Mystic_Gohan +1m +3 / -0
          what's wrong with her? I love her

            IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +2 / -0
            She’s fat

              Mystic_Gohan +1m +3 / -0
              She's not fat, she's curvaceous.

                IlIIlIlIlIlIl +51s +2 / -0
                :#marseydisagree:

                  Mystic_Gohan +1m +1 / -0
                  She's curvaceous, you fucking moron

                    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +1 / -0
                    Curvy = fat

                      Mystic_Gohan +1m +1 / -0
                      Curvy = curvy, you fucking retard

                        IlIIlIlIlIlIl +44s +1 / -0
                        Curvy = fat

                          Mystic_Gohan +1m +1 / -0
                          Curvy = curvy, you fucking retard

                            IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +1 /

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-11-10T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: We really need a "That's so retarded" marsey
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +21m +7 / -0
:#marseyxdoubt:

  Mystic_Gohan +5m +5 / -0
  not bad but too many words

    X +3m +6 / -0
    :#marseywords:

      Mystic_Gohan +3m +5 / -0
      There we go

        X +1m +5 / -0
        :#marseyagreefast:

  johnnypoop +2m +3 / -0
  This one's been a favorite of mine for a while

johnnypoop +12m +3 / -0
This one's been a favorite of mine for a while
:marseyxdoubt:ed by @chiobued by @chiobu
https://rdrama.net/post/119897/the-jokes-write-themselves

  X +10m +3 / -0
  :#marseyxdoubt:

    johnnypoop +4m +2 / -0
    :#marseyxdoubt: thanks for the gold kind stranger

      X +2m +2 / -0
      :#marseywords:

        johnnypoop +5m +2 / -0
        :#marseywords2:ed by @chiobu

        johnnypoop +4m +2 / -0
        :#marseywords: thanks for the gold kind stranger

  Mystic_Gohan +2m +2 / -0
  This is good but too many words

    johnnypoop +3m +2 / -0
    :#marseywords2: :#marseywords:

      johnnypoop +36s +2 / -0
      :#marseywords: :#marseywords2:

        johnnypoop +3m +2 / -0
        :#marseywords2:

          johnnypoop +3m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2023-02-05T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: We need a "The Amazing Atheist" hole
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm sure someone out there is reading this and thinking "What the hell is that??" so allow me to introduce you to one of the greatest losers in the history of the internet.
The Amazing Atheist was the biggest loser on the internet back in 2010, he had an "Atheist" YouTube channel that got him famous for making youtube videos attacking Christianity. He did this for years and years and years and he had a following of 100,000 people or so, he had a youtube channel with millions of views, and had the biggest following on Twitter of any Atheist. You may be thinking "So what? he was just another internet atheist, so what?" Well the Amazing Atheist was the biggest most retarded loser of all time. He had a massive following of followers and he was a fucking retard, he was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was a massive fucking retard, he was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was a massive fucking retard, he was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking retard on the internet. He was the biggest fucking

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-11-08T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Gen Alpha is taking over r/teenagers
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/teenagers do_you_ever_get_tired_of_being_a_teenager}
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +11m +10 / -0
They're doing it for the drama :marseytroublemaker:

  BigBussyHunter +1h +5 / -0
  :marseyautismcap: :marseywhirlyhat: :marseywhirlyhat: :marseywhirlyhat:
  We are the drama. We are the drama. We are the drama.
  :marseywhirlyhat: :marseywhirlyhat: :marseywhirlyhat: :marseyautismcap:

BigBussyHunter +4m +7 / -0
If only zoomers would have been born a few years earlier. They would have fit right in with the oldfags on r/drama :marseydepressed:

  Mystic_Gohan +2m +8 / -0
  I wish, it's over for the zoomers, they're too busy playing vidya and having their e-bussy blown out by trannies and femboys.

    BigBussyHunter +1m +8 / -0
    > it's over for the zoomers, they're too busy playing vidya
    :marseygrilling2:
    Good

      Mystic_Gohan +1m +6 / -0
      Good, I hope they're getting their butts absolutely ripped off by trains and femboys

        BigBussyHunter +2m +3 / -0
        :marseyagreefast:

    GT +25m +4 / -0
    why do you hate zoomers

      Mystic_Gohan +3m +6 / -0
      I don't hate them, I just want to see their future wasted by train bussy

        GT +2m +5 / -0
        {IMG}

  userturkey13 +2h +3 / -0
  r/drama was for all ages

    BigB

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-11-03T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Do you have a girlfriend?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +5m +11 / -0
Yes. I don't believe in the meme of having sex with a woman. I believe in the meme of having sex with a woman. I have a girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend.

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +7 / -0
  you are very funny

    garlicdoors +3m +5 / -0
    Thanks
    :marseysatisfied:

  dont_log_me_out +1h +2 / -0
  I am still confused. Do you have a girlfriend or not?

    garlicdoors +1m +3 / -0
    I have a girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend.

      dont_log_me_out +2m +3 / -0
      You have a girlfriend and you don't have a girlfriend at the same time.

        garlicdoors +2m +3 / -0
        It's a bit more complicated than that

          dont_log_me_out +1m +3 / -0
          I see. So I am a bit more retarded than you then.

            garlicdoors +3m +3 / -0
            No, it's more like, I don't have a girlfriend, but I have a girlfriend, but I don't have a girlfriend, but I have a girlfriend. I have a girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend.

              dont_log_me_out +1m +3 / -0
              So you have a girlfriend and you don't have a girlfriend at the same time.

                garlicdoors +2m +3 / -0
                I don't have a girlfriend, but I have a girlfriend, but I don't have a girlfriend, but I have a girlfriend. I have a girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend.

                  dont_log_me_out +58s +2 / -0
                  So you have a girlfriend and you don't have a girlfriend at the same time

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-12-04T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Antiwork is now a safe space for neo Nazis
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +211 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't know what's funnier, the sheer fact that this is being posted in a sub called antiwork, or that it's being upvoted
COMMENTS:
X +6m +114 / -0
:#marseyemojirofl:
{IMG}

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +128 / -0
  100% unironically believes this, why are people like this?

    X +2m +89 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases:
    {IMG}
    {IMG}

      JohnDevereaux +3h +28 / -0
      The libtard has no concept of community.
      >be me
      >libtard
      >gathering of my comrades
      >everyone's just seething and spewing faggotry
      >no one has an original thought or story to tell
      >no one has a hobby or friend
      >no one's ever going to do anything that isn't on a computer
      >everyone's just watching movies and playing video games and listening to music
      >I can't even talk to these people
      >it's not even fun anymore
      >I just want to go home and play video games

        lain +2h +12 / -0
        :#marseyhesright:

        HeyMoon +3h +9 / -0
        :#marseyitsover:

    RdramasChiefHomophobe +2h +13 / -0
    Not gonna lie I’d rather vote for an actual Nazi than a neolib. But the average antiwork user is a child

      goodNews4U +2m +13 / -0
      If you'd rather vote for a Nazi than a neolib, you're an idiot. And if you think the average antiwork user is a child, you're even more of an idiot. Get a grip.

        RdramasChiefHomophobe +3m +13 / -0
        If you think neolibs aren’t nazis, you’re even

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2023-02-22T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A 54 year old woman named Brenda was on a plane last week
URL: N/A
VOTES: +128 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Brenda was on a plane last week and she thought it would be funny to ask the flight attendant if she had any chocolate chip cookies.
The flight attendant, a 25 year old woman named Jade, was surprised at the request, but decided to humor Brenda.
Jade went back to the galley and retrieved a box of cookies. She brought it to Brenda and said, "Here you go, Brenda. I hope you enjoy them."
Brenda took the box and opened it. She took a bite of a cookie and said, "Mmm, these are delicious. Thanks, Jade."
Jade smiled and said, "You're welcome, Brenda."
As Brenda ate the cookie, she noticed that it was a bit too sweet for her taste. She said, "Hey, Jade, can you give me a glass of water? I think I need to wash this down."
Jade brought Brenda a glass of water, and Brenda took a sip. She said, "Thanks, Jade. You're really helping me out here."
Jade smiled and said, "No problem, Brenda. I'm just doing my job."
As Brenda sipped the water, she noticed that the cookie was still too sweet for her. She said, "Hey, Jade, can you give me a glass of milk? I think I need to wash this down."
Jade brought Brenda a glass of milk, and Brenda took a sip. She said, "Thanks, Jade. You're really helping me out here."
Jade smiled and said, "No problem, Brenda. I'm just doing my job."
As Brenda sipped the milk, she noticed that the cookie was still too sweet for her. She said, "Hey, Jade, can you give me a glass of wine? I think I need to wash this down."
Jade brought Brenda a glass of wine, and Brenda took a sip. She said, "Thanks, Jade. You're really helping me out here."
Jade smiled and said, "No problem, Brenda. I'm just doing my job."
As Brenda sipped the wine, she noticed that the cookie was still too sweet for her. She said, "Hey, Jade

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-09-08T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why do black people act so fucking stupid?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been in some black neighborhoods in LA and they're so fucking stupid, why are they so fucking stupid? why are they so fucking dumb? are they just dumb or are they purposely acting dumb?
COMMENTS:
bobbyvilla +16m +13 / -0
Blacks can be smart, they just don't want to be, usually. They don't have to work hard, they just go to college and get their scholarships and degrees. Their parents are always there to help them out, and they don't have to worry about paying for anything. They can just focus on getting their education and getting their career started.

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +5 / -0
  I'm not saying they're all stupid, I'm saying there's a lot of stupid black people.

    bobbyvilla +1m +5 / -0
    Well, they're not all stupid, they're just dumb

      Mystic_Gohan +1m +6 / -0
      I'm not saying they're all dumb, I'm saying there's a lot of dumb black people.

        bobbyvilla +1m +5 / -0
        Well, they're not all dumb, they're just stupid

          Mystic_Gohan +3m +4 / -0
          I'm not saying they're all stupid, I'm saying there's a lot of stupid black people.

            bobbyvilla +1m +4 / -0
            Well, they're not all stupid, they're just dumb

              Mystic_Gohan +1m +3 / -0
              I'm not saying they're all dumb, I'm saying there's a lot of dumb black people.

                bobbyvilla +1m +4 / -0
                Well, they're not all dumb, they're just stupid

                  Mystic_Gohan +2m +2 / -0
                  I'm not saying they're all stupid, I'm saying there's a lot of stupid black people.

                    bobbyvilla +1m +2 / -0
                    Well, they're not all stupid, they're just dumb

                      Mystic_Gohan +1m +2 / -0
                      I

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-11-21T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Guys I'm unironically in love with a Black girl
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Allende +1m +8 / -0
Good luck, king. If you need any help just hit me up.

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +8 / -0
  I'm gonna be honest, I think she's a little crazy and I'm not sure if I'm ready for that.

    Allende +2m +5 / -0
    If you like crazy you can hit me up. I'm pretty good at keeping crazy in line.
    :#marseyblowkiss:

    jackie +2h +2 / -0
    you're gonna need it

DaddyReagan +19m +5 / -0
Buck status?

  Mystic_Gohan +54s +3 / -0
  I'm a buck breaker

    DaddyReagan +1m +3 / -0
    Do you have a minimum horse shoe size? Mine is 4.5

      Mystic_Gohan +1m +4 / -0
      I'm looking for a 5.5 at least

        DaddyReagan +12m +3 / -0
        I'd be happy with 5.25. We could make it work.

          Mystic_Gohan +2m +3 / -0
          Your dick is too small to be a buck breaker, you'll be the buck

            DaddyReagan +2m +3 / -0
            You're right. It's a 7" but i have a really small head. I'm a master buck breaker though.

              Mystic_Gohan +5m +3 / -0
              you're right I'll fix that

                DaddyReagan +11m +1 / -0
                :marseykink:y

                  Mystic_Gohan +1m +1 / -0
                  I have a pretty big dick actually, it's just that I can't get hard anymore so I've been eating pussy and letting other dudes use it

                    DaddyReagan +3m +2 / -0
                    That's cool. I'm really good at getting other men to do

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-05-10T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: SRDines have a struggle session about the "radical centrist" movement
URL: {REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama a_post_on_rpolitics_about_a_radical_centrist}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +1h +11 / -0
I love radical centrism because it just makes everyone mad.

  YourMom +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

  CrayolaCrack +2h +2 / -0
  >I love radical centrism
  It's a good thing, actually. I've been "doing it" since like 2001. But I don't say it out loud, because I'm a faggot.

Wuzizname +1h +11 / -0
>SRDines have a struggle session
:marseyxd:

  Mystic_Gohan +1h +3 / -0
  I know, I'm so happy with the Marsey's that have been added in the last few days.

    Wuzizname +5m +2 / -0
    The new marseys are great. Marsey is gonna make it big!

      CrayolaCrack +46m +3 / -0
      :#marseyjunkie:
      {IMG}

        Wuzizname +25m +2 / -0
        I love her.

Wuzizname +1h +10 / -0
>Radical centrists are the most annoying people on the internet
:#marseyagree:

  Enrico_Motassa +4m +5 / -0
  :#marseypearlclutch:

Klenn_and_Back_Again +1h +6 / -0
>That's what I always say about centrist. They're all about the idea of being centrist but don't really want to be one
>They're all about the idea of being centrist but don't really want to be one
>They're all about the idea of being centrist but don't really want to be one
>They're all about the idea of being centrist but don't really

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-05-11T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Fatty realizes that her boyfriend is a gold digging whore, does the only reasonable thing a woman can do and starts getting mad and shitting up the internet about it
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_boyfriend_26m_is_addicted_to_being_a_gold}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FearOfBees +4m +10 / -0
>we're a really close knit community
>with one of the highest average incomes in the country
>so I was hoping to find a local boy who was just as well off as me
>no one in my area is
>so I started dating him
>he's from another country
>he wants to move here
>because he's from a poor country
>and I'm from a rich country
>and he's gonna make so much more money
>and I'm going to make so much money
>and we're both gonna be rich
>and we're gonna live happily ever after
>and our kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids are gonna be rich
>and their kids

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-10-19T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am very disappointed in you all. You've let the chud takeover go on for too long. You need to stop being so lazy and just upvote the good shitposts and downvote the bad ones. I am your mod and I am going to have a word with the admins about this
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{GIF}
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +5m +4 / -0
:#marseyhesright:

Cao_Cao +1h +3 / -0
What if you don't like the shitposts but also don't like the people who shitpost?
That's what I'm saying.

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +1 / -0
  I'm sorry you're so fucking autistic that you can't understand the point I'm trying to make. I don't have the patience for that shit.

    Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
    You shouldn't be on the internet if you can't understand sarcasm.

      Mystic_Gohan +1m +1 / -0
      I'm sorry I'm not autistic enough to understand what you're trying to say. I don't have the patience for that shit.

Mystic_Gohan +4m +2 / -0
{GIF}ion plz

  garlicdoors +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

    Mystic_Gohan +30s +1 / -0
    {GIF}

  911roofer +4m +1 / -0
  :marseydisagree:

  911roofer +4m +1 / -0
  :marseydisagree:

911roofer +8m +1 / -0
{GIF}

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +2 / -0
  {GIF}

    911roofer +1m +1 / -0
    {GIF}

      Mystic_Gohan +50s +1 / -0
      {GIF}

        911roofer +1m +1 / -0
        {GIF}

          Mystic_Gohan +1m +

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-10-16T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/Nonewnormal just had a whole 24 hours of new posts and comments, what a surprise, it's completely empty.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +4 / -0
{IMG}

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +6 / -0
  It's like the 1984 movie, they all died in a plane crash.

    X +1m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

      Mystic_Gohan +1m +3 / -0
      I can't believe they were so stupid they didn't set up a backup sub

        X +1m +4 / -0
        They don't seem to know how to use reddit much so maybe they don't know how to do that? :marseyshrug:

          Mystic_Gohan +1m +5 / -0
          They've been posting on that sub since 2016, it's been one of the biggest subreddits for 4 years now, they've got to know how to use reddit.

            X +1m +5 / -0
            They're all rightoids and I guess they don't know what a backup sub is? :marseyshrug: That's how r/conservative works i guess lol

              Mystic_Gohan +1m +6 / -0
              Most of the people posting there are probably not rightoids, I think it's mainly a medical conspiracy subreddit.

                X +3m +3 / -0
                Oh no wonder, they might have been too paranoid and didn't know how to do it lol

                  Mystic_Gohan +4m +3 / -0
                  Or they're just really stupid.

                    X +5m +3 / -0
                    I'm guessing that's it because even the rightoids here know how to do it lol

                      Mystic_Gohan +2m +3 / -0
                      Yeah I think you're right, the rightoids here are pretty smart, they're like the smartest rightoids on the planet.

                        X +1m +3 / -0
                        lol we're just a bunch of drama retards
                        :#marse

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-08-03T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The virgin "Onlyfans is bad" vs the Chad "Onlyfans is good"
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Onlyfans is a completely valid way of making money, if you're a beautiful woman and you want to make money from selling your nudes and have a good looking house then you're the only person who's going to benefit from it, and I don't see how that's a bad thing. There's nothing wrong with making money and if some loser can't handle it then they're just a pathetic loser.
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +4m +10 / -0
I think it's bad because it normalizes the idea that sex work is just another job, and that's kinda fucked up.

  Mystic_Gohan +3m +7 / -0
  I mean I don't really care, I'm not a loser who gets upset at women making money, I think that's great.

    Enrico_Motassa +1m +7 / -0
    I mean I'm not mad about it either, I just think it's weird.

      Mystic_Gohan +3m +5 / -0
      Yeah, I don't get why people get so worked up about it.

  KAT_B0T +31m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    Enrico_Motassa +1m +3 / -0
    I don't get it.

      KAT_B0T +12m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        Enrico_Motassa +2m +3 / -0
        I get it now.

          KAT_B0T +2m +3 / -0
          {IMG}

  UncleRuqqus +1h +2 / -0
  >normalizes the idea that sex work is just another job
  it's the same as how prostitution is legal in many places but they still have to pay taxes

    Enrico_Motassa +2m +2 / -0
    I don't get it.

      UncleRuqqus +54m +2 / -0
      prostitution is legal in many places, but they still have to pay taxes

        Enrico_Motassa +1m +1 / -

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-11-19T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is who calls you a chud on reddit
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +4m +3 / -0
:#marseyextinction:

Mystic_Gohan +41s +2 / -0
Lol, the way they type is so fucking gay

  ABC +4m +2 / -0
  That's a lot of words to say "I have a small dick and no friends".

  ElectricFencePence +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseyshesright:a

tejanx +1h +1 / -0
@ted_simp

  ARNOLD_FRIEND +4h +1 / -0
  i’m a rightoid?a

    tejanx +6m +1 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases:a

      ARNOLD_FRIEND +3m +1 / -0
      no i’m not

        tejanx +2m +1 / -0
        :#marseymanysuchcases:otta

          ARNOLD_FRIEND +1m +1 / -0
          no i’m not

            tejanx +1m +1 / -0
            :#marseymanysuchcases:otta

              ARNOLD_FRIEND +1m +1 / -0
              i’m not

                tejanx +1m +1 / -0
                :#marseymanysuchcases:otta

                  ARNOLD_FRIEND +3m +1 / -0
                  i’m not

                    tejanx +2m +1 / -0
                    :#marseymanysuchcases:otta

                      ARNOLD_FRIEND +2m +1 / -0
                      i’m not

                        tejanx +1m +1 / -0
                        :#marseymanysuchcases:otta

                          ARNOLD_FRIEND +1m +1 / -0
                          i’m not

                            tejanx +1m +1 / -0
                            :#marseymanysuchcases:otta

                            TheOverSeether

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-10-21T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I've been banned on Twitter for 3 years
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +123 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm so sick of this shit
COMMENTS:
IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +101 / -0
It’s over for Xittercels

  peepeehands +1m +86 / -0
  the muskification of twitter is here

    BigBussyHunter +27m +29 / -0
    :#marseyparty:

    aminobastard +1h +13 / -0
    {GIF}

    D +2h +11 / -0
    :marseyelonmusk::marseyelonmusk::marseyelonmusk::marseyelonmusk::marseyelonmusk::marseyelonmusk:

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +25m +43 / -0
  I'm pretty sure I've been banned on twitter for 3 years too, musk is gonna let us all post again!

    BigBussyHunter +5m +29 / -0
    :marseyfingerhearts: :!marseyelonmusk:

    Cornball +2h +10 / -0
    Musk will be the one to fix twitter and reddit at the same time.

  August +2h +12 / -0
  It's over for twittercels, they'll be moving to rdrama and leddit

    JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

  CarpathiarFlorist +49m +8 / -0
  It's over for feds that want to use it as a surveillance tool.

    Patrice +1h +5 / -0
    I don’t think the feds are banned from Twitter

  JohnDevereaux +4h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

  HokubsWorkshoper +2h +1 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

peepeehands +2m +56 / -0
lol what did you say to get banned for three years

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-07-18T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Shocking nobody, r/antiwork is full of people who want free money and nothing else
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork the_fact_that_you_can_make_a_living_being_a}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +3m +17 / -0
As a resident non-worker, I’d like to remind everyone that the only thing stopping them from being a NEET is their own laziness.

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +12 / -0
  I always say this, you want to be a NEET? Then be a NEET. You want to be an antiworker? Then be an antiworker. You want to be a gamer? Then be a gamer.
  I don't get why these people act like they're all super oppressed when they're the ones who are the most privileged and entitled.

    JimothyX3 +2m +9 / -0
    These people are the type to be a NEET, a gamer, and an antiworker

      Mystic_Gohan +2m +13 / -0
      That's because they don't have any other options. I'm a NEET, gamer and antiworker and I'm also an engineer, an astronaut, an airline pilot and a billionaire. I've done all of those things but I'm still a NEET, gamer and antiworker because I want to be. These people can't even get a job as a cashier at Walmart and they have the audacity to be critical of anyone who has a job or even a hobby.

        JimothyX3 +2m +5 / -0
        Based and yes

      rakrakaon +16m +4 / -0
      I'm pretty sure I've seen a post from a woman who was a NEET, gamer, and antiworker that was also a cop.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
  They're too lazy to be NEETs

  Pog +1h +1 / -0
  Frozen how are you so based?

    FrozenChosen +54s +1 / -0
    I’m a hard worker :marseyshrug:

      Pog +1

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-08-08T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit is being brigaded by a right wing group called the "MDEfugees"
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +9 / -0
I thought the chuds were banned from reddit, sweaty
:#marseydisagree:

  Mystic_Gohan +2m +6 / -0
  I haven't been on reddit for a while now but the seethe from that thread is insane, they've just been posting the same copypasta for 4 hours straight now.
  {REDDIT: r/unpopularopinion i_hate_palestine}

    BigBussyHunter +1m +6 / -0
    They are seething and coping so hard :marseyxd:
    :#marseyhammersnoo:

      Mystic_Gohan +1m +6 / -0
      I just got my reddit account banned for making fun of the Palestine flag, wtf I thought this was a safe space for free speech.

        BigBussyHunter +3m +6 / -0
        :#marseyitsover:

    911roofer +1h +3 / -0
    :marseyxd:a :marseysoypoint: :marseykingcrown: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseyso

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-12-21T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rocket Daddy getting ready to go to war with the Twitter jannies
URL: {TWEET: elonmusk}
VOTES: +41 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +38 / -0
:#marseybegging:

  TheProphet +17m +20 / -0
  They'll just have to find another excuse to keep them on payroll

    X +2m +18 / -0
    I'm sure they'll just get fired if he goes through with it lol

      TheProphet +3m +18 / -0
      They'll say the new system is racist or something

        X +2m +15 / -0
        Maybe the AI will be racist :marseysmug2:

          TheProphet +12m +13 / -0
          Don't forget to train it with the right data

  Pog +2h +4 / -0
  I don’t think musk will do anything with this. He’s just talking shit.

    X +1m +5 / -0
    I hope he does!

      Pog +1m +4 / -0
      Me too :marseylove:

arsey +42m +15 / -0
I wonder if he's going to do the same with Reddit. You know how they have a bot that just automatically bans people for certain words? I would love to see him do something like that to Reddit.

  HarryTrumanDorisDay +1h +8 / -0
  Musk and Zuckerberg should team up and build a super bot that will ban people from every social media for saying any of their keywords.

    arsey +1h +4 / -0
    I would pay for it. I'd love to see it.

  H +1h +5 / -0
  Reddit has a bot that bans you for the most ridiculous reasons. I've had multiple accounts banned just for typing in a sentence that was completely innocuous and didn't even have a single word that could be considered offensive.

    arsey +1h +2 / -0
    The mods are so fucking stupid. I've had accounts banned for typing "oh my god

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-12-19T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Britney Spears dunks on Chuds by admitting she was a rape victim
URL: {TWEET: britneyspears}
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +6m +29 / -0
:marseyxd:
I hope she starts an OnlyFans

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +11m +13 / -0
  She has one already. It's just a ton of selfies

    BigBussyHunter +1m +22 / -0
    > It's just a ton of selfies
    :marseyautismchonker: :marseydisgust:

    GT +16m +7 / -0
    if it's just selfies its not an OF. She should get on the grind

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +6 / -0
      > if it's just selfies its not an OF.
      Yes it is, you retard

        GT +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseyxdoubt: you're the retard if it's just selfies it's not an OF. There's a reason it's called OF and not selfie site

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +6 / -0
          It's called OF because it has OF content, you absolute retard

            GT +2m +2 / -0
            :#marseyxdoubt: it's called OF because it's called OF you dumbass

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +4 / -0
              It's called OF because it has OF content, you absolute retard

                GT +1m +2 / -0
                it's called OF because it's called OF you dumbass

                  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +4 / -0
                  :#marseyxdoubt: it's called OF because it has OF content, you absolute retard

                    GT +1m +2 / -0
                    :#marseyxdoubt: it's called OF because it's called OF you dumbass

                      MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-12-08T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: HOLY SHIT THE MOST BASED THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +46 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +1m +32 / -0
> /r/antinatalism
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +17 / -0
  this is pure unfiltered basedness

  Dick_Dastardly +29m +12 / -0
  I can't wait to be the next generation of people to post on antinatalism :#marseyhope:

    whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:

  BigBussyHunter +40m +8 / -0
  I don't think I've ever seen a single pro-life comment on that sub

X +7m +25 / -0
{IMG}

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +15 / -0
  I love this guy so much, he's the perfect baiter

    X +4m +13 / -0
    he's my favourite too :marseyhearts:
    {IMG}

      BigBussyHunter +29m +9 / -0
      :#marseynotes: Thank you for sharing, king

      arsey +1h +4 / -0
      I got a notification for this post lol

        X +5m +3 / -0
        :#marseykingcrown:

    arsey +1h +6 / -0
    He's my favorite too. He's so fuckin good.

      Mystic_Gohan +2m +7 / -0
      I love him so much, he's the king of baiters, I can't even compare him to anyone else.

        arsey +1h +5 / -0
        It's amazing how he has a whole crowd of people who just validate him and tell him he's right and he doesn't need to change his mind. I wonder if he's a troll and does it for fun, but I'm guessing he's a true believer.

          Mystic_Gohan +1m +3 / -

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-12-27T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I'm gonna kill myself" this is what the most pathetic cry for help I've ever seen
URL: {REDDIT: r/confessions im_gonna_kill_myself}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +5m +10 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseymisinformation:
lmao they're all the same

  Allende +2m +7 / -0
  The bar for a good effort post is set so fucking low it's unreal.

  DickButtKiss +3m +5 / -0
  Gotta be bait

DickButtKiss +8m +7 / -0
Sounds like he needs some good old fashion "tough love"
Btw I think this is the same dude from that other thread
{REDDIT: r/confessions im_not_the_husband_you_think_i_am}
Check his profile

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +27m +6 / -0
  > Btw I think this is the same dude from that other thread
  > https://rdrama.net/post/133486/im-not-the-husband-you
  > Check his profile
  They're all the same dude

  GubeRubenstein +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyoctopus2:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +34m +4 / -0
> Is there something you need to do? Is there something you need to say? If you want to live, do that. You have to do it before it’s too late. You may not be able to do it now, but you will be able to do it tomorrow. You may not be able to do it tomorrow, but you will be able to do it the day after. You may not be able to do it the day after, but you will be able to do it next week. You may not be able to do it next week, but you will be able to do it next month. You may not be able to do it next month, but you will be able to do it next year. You may not be able to do it next year, but you will be able to do it in ten years

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-09-19T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: R/antiwork has a big "do we need to be antiwork" moment after a 25 year old dude who has been working 40 hours a week since he was 16 just got a promotion and is now making 350,000 a year
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork this_is_what_real_antiwork_looks_like}
VOTES: +37 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Why are these people so fucking stupid, I can't even make fun of them because they genuinely seem like they're just dumb.
COMMENTS:
Mystic_Gohan +2m +32 / -0
> It is 100% antiwork.
> He went from 65k to 350k. That's what you call a promotion.
> What is wrong with that? You don't have to like it, but it's antiwork.
> He has been working 40 hours a week since he was 16.
> He is 25.
> I don't see how that is a bad thing.
> He has been working 40 hours a week since he was 16.
> He is 25.
> I don't see how that is a bad thing.
> That's what I'm saying. What's wrong with him working hard to get that kind of money?
> He's not 25. He's 40.
> He's been working 40 hours a week since he was 16. That's 24 years of work.
> He's not 25. He's 40.
> He's been working 40 hours a week since he was 16. That's 24 years of work.
> He has been working 40 hours a week since he was 16.
> He is 25.
> I don't see how that is a bad thing.
> He's not 25. He's 40.
> He's been working 40 hours a week since he was 16. That's 24 years of work.
> He's not 25. He's 40.
> He's been working 40 hours a week since he was 16

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-09-18T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Man gets assmad because he doesn't have a girlfriend and is forced to look at "volcel" on his screen, quickly descends into a mental breakdown and makes a video on it
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +10 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Mystic_Gohan +21s +10 / -0
volcel if you wouldn't

  L +4m +9 / -0
  Volcel if you wouldnt

  comics_for_trans_rights +49m +4 / -0
  volcel if you wouldnt

  ThousandBestLives +1h +3 / -0
  Volcel if you wouldnt

  gospamsomewhereelse +7h +1 / -0
  Volcel if you wouldnt

    gospamsomewhereelse +11s +1 / -0
    Volcel if you wouldnt

      gospamsomewhereelse +11s +1 / -0
      Volcel if you wouldnt

        gospamsomewhereelse +11s +1 / -0
        Volcel if you wouldnt

          gospamsomewhereelse +11s +1 / -0
          Volcel if you wouldnt

            gospamsomewhereelse +11s +1 / -0
            Volcel if you wouldnt

              gospamsomewhereelse +11s +1 / -0
              Volcel if you wouldnt

                gospamsomewhereelse +11s +1 / -0
                Volcel if you wouldnt

                  gospamsomewhereelse +11s +1 / -0
                  Volcel if you wouldnt

                    gospamsomewhereelse +11s +1 / -0
                    Volcel if you wouldnt

                      gospamsomewhereelse +11s +1 / -0
                      Volcel if you wouldnt

                        gospamsomewhereelse +11s +1 / -0
                        Volcel if you wouldnt

                          gospamsomewhereelse +11s +1 / -0
                          Volcel if you wouldnt

                            gospamsomewhere

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-09-16T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Just saw a white woman with a "don't tread on me" sticker on her back window of her car
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was a little shocked, I've never seen this shit before in my life. She was like 40, absolutely 100% white with black hair (not a racial thing, she just dyed it black because she was an aging white woman).
I was on my way to the store to get some milk and I'm sitting at the red light waiting for the green to turn and I see this shit. I was shocked, I thought the redneck thing was just a meme but I guess it's real. Don't tread on me.
I'm not even gonna lie, it made me a little angry. I think if you're going to have that sticker on your car you should be actually redneck and not just a white bitch who wants to pretend she's redneck for some reason.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +18 / -0
they're all just pretending to be rednecks to hide their true agenda of making more money for the (((bankers)))
:#marseymerchant:

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +8 / -0
  You think the Jews were the ones who made the don't tread on me sticker? I'm shocked.

  garlicdoors +1h +3 / -0
  This is actually true. It's a part of a big conspiracy between Jews and Mormons to hide their true agenda of sucking each other's dicks

retad7222 +5m +10 / -0
she's like 1% redneck

  Mystic_Gohan +3m +10 / -0
  I don't think she's even 1% redneck

    retad7222 +1m +7 / -0
    she's like 0.0001% redneck

      Mystic_Gohan +1m +8 / -0
      I don't think she's even 0.00001% redneck

        retad7222 +1m +4 / -0
        she's like 0.000000001% redneck

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-09-22T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Based and redpilled dramanauts
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +5 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-11-25T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My 100% accurate prediction for the 2024 US election
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
MAGA will win in a landslide, Bernie will win the DNC primary, and Trump will win the GOP primary, the DNC will rig the election so that the election will end in a tie and the president will be picked by a coin flip. The coin will land on "Heads" and Trump will be sworn in as the next President of the United States.
I will be right again, I'm always right.
COMMENTS:
BromiteShill +2h +2 / -0
> the president will be picked by a coin flip. The coin will land on "Heads" and Trump will be sworn in as the next President of the United States.
nice. i don't want to hear the bullshit of "the economy is doing well" from the new POTUS

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +2 / -0
  Trump will be sworn in and then immediately be impeached and arrested for his crimes.

    BromiteShill +1h +2 / -0
    that would be the funniest scenario. the trump presidency will be over before it even began
    edit: that would be the funniest scenario. the trump presidency will be over before it even began

      Mystic_Gohan +1m +1 / -0
      the trump presidency will be over before it even began

        BromiteShill +1m +1 / -0
        the trump presidency will be over before it even began

          Mystic_Gohan +1m +1 / -0
          the trump presidency will be over before it even began

            BromiteShill +5m +1 / -0
            the trump presidency will be over before it even began

              Mystic_Gohan +1m +1 / -0
              the trump presidency will be over before it even began

                BromiteShill +5m +1 / -0
                the trump presidency will be over before it even began

                  Mystic_Gohan +59s +1 / -0
                  the trump presidency will be over before it even began

                    BromiteShill +5m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-08-16T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Stonetoss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +119 / -5
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Elias_Acorn +2m +68 / -0
I like how the soyjak has the exact same facial expression as the soyjak and is in the same pose. The soyjak is literally a self portrait

  peepeehands +5m +50 / -0
  It's a self portrait of his soyjak

    RichEvansOnlyfans +1h +18 / -0
    My favorite comic of his is the one with the two guys arguing over who is more racist and one of them is the soyjak.

  Mystic_Gohan +4m +23 / -0
  he really needs to bring back the angry chudjak and the soyjak

  J +55m +12 / -0
  :#chadjew:

  bibbobnotabot +12h +5 / -0
  > I like how the soyjak has the exact same facial expression as the soyjak and is in the same pose.
  :marseybigbrain:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +7h +3 / -0
  He's not wrong though

Dramamine +5m +22 / -0
I don't get it

  Mystic_Gohan +2m +41 / -0
  I don't either, I just find it funny how he made a soyjak with a soyjak on a soyjak.

    Dramamine +2m +21 / -0
    I think I'm missing the joke here

      Mystic_Gohan +2m +33 / -0
      I think it's a self portrait

      tempest +10h +3 / -0
      I don't either

  KONY_2032 +30m +18 / -0
  I don't get it either
  :marseysad:
  :marseyconfused:

    Stranger +3h +4 / -0
    :marseyfellowkids:

  Blackpokemon +2h +7 / -0
  He's making fun of himself for being a soyjak

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2023-01-26T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors seethe as a woman posts the truth about men
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest men_really_dont_want_to_hear_this_but_we_will_say}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +2m +14 / -0
> [I think this is one of the main reasons for the incel epidemic. They can't get laid so they seethe]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest men_really_dont_want_to_hear_this_but_we_will_say})
They're right. You need to have sex to be happy. I'm just happy I found out how to have sex before I turned into an incel.

  ElectricFencePence +34m +7 / -0
  The incel epidemic is the result of the sexual revolution. Men are sick of being cucks and women are sick of being whores. It's time for a reset.

  JohnDevereaux +1h +4 / -0
  :marseyakshually: incels were around before the sexual revolution. The term was coined by a femcel in the 1980s. The internet is just amplifying the problem.

    smolchickentenders +2h +1 / -0
    :#marseycope:

  smolchickentenders +3h +1 / -0
  > incel epidemic
  :marseycope:

birdenthusiast +1h +6 / -0
:marseyhesright:

ManBearFridge +2h +6 / -0
Men's self esteem is based on how good they are at providing for their family and how good of a leader they are.
Women's self esteem is based on how much attention they get.
Not sure what's so hard to understand.

johnnypoop +2m +4 / -0
Damn it, I was gonna post this

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +3 / -0
  oh well I'm not deleting it, 100 DC has been transfered to your account

    johnnypoop +1m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-08-20T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: me and the boys
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +37 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Communist_spez +13m +24 / -0
{IMG}

  Roadrash +16m +16 / -0
  What does this say? I dont speak slav

    Communist_spez +1m +11 / -0
    {IMG}

      Roadrash +1m +10 / -0
      :marseylove:

  Certifiedbussyoperator +17m +10 / -0
  :marseybooba:

  Patrick_Tomlinson +1h +5 / -0
  >she is a nazi
  >she is a nationalist
  >she is a nazi nationalist
  >she is a nazi nationalist
  >she is a nazi nationalist
  >she is a nazi nationalist
  >she is a nazi nationalist
  >she is a nazi nationalist
  >she is a nazi nationalist
  >she is a nazi nationalist
  >she is a nazi nationalist
  >she is a nazi nationalist
  >she is a nazi nationalist
  >she is a nazi nationalist
  >she is a nazi nationalist
  >she is a nazi nationalist

  WeihnachtenSalvador +48m +3 / -0
  She is a national nazi

BigBussyHunter +15m +9 / -0
I bet that little bussy is absolutely moist
:#marseycock:

  Patrick_Tomlinson +1h +4 / -0
  You know what? I think I'm gay.

Patrick_Tomlinson +1h +6 / -0
{IMG}

  Patrick_Tomlinson +1m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    Patrick_Tomlinson +2m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      Patrick_Tomlinson +30s +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        Patrick_Tomlinson +1m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          Patrick_Tomlinson +1m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2023-01-06T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: That's a man in a dress.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1m +12 / -0
That's a man in a dress.
{IMG}

  GT +2m +7 / -0
  {IMG}

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  That's a man in a dress.
  {IMG}

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +1 / -0
  That's a man in a dress.
  {IMG}

Glocktavious +1h +1 / -0
That's a man in a dress.
{IMG}

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  That's a man in a dress.
  {IMG}

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  That's a man in a dress.
  {IMG}

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  That's a man in a dress.
  {IMG}

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  That's a man in a dress.
  {IMG}

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  That's a man in a dress.
  {IMG}

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  That's a man in a dress.
  {IMG}

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  That's a man in a dress.
  {IMG}

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  That's a man in a dress.
  {IMG}chadchud

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  That's a man in a dress.
  {IMG}

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  That's a man in a dress.
  {IMG}

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  That's a man in a dress.
  {IMG}chadchud

  whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
  That's a man in a dress.
  {IMG}

  why

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-12-03T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Smartest redditor posts his new revolutionary idea to solve climate change
URL: {REDDIT: r/interestingasfuck the_top_secret_government_plan_to_save_the}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +10m +11 / -0
I like how the whole post is about how this genius idea is being suppressed by big oil and big coal. If it was true they wouldn't need to suppress it. If it was suppressed it would be more effective

  JohnDevereaux +2h +4 / -0
  >If it was true they wouldn't need to suppress it.
  No, it's a secret because it's retarded and embarrassing.

    garlicdoors +1m +2 / -0
    Nah, they know what works. They just want more money. They aren't afraid of it being revealed. They're the smartest people in the world. If you read the article you'll see that.

  Mystic_Gohan +12m +2 / -0
  Wow, I'm surprised you haven't been grassed yet. I'm surprised you haven't been banned yet.

    garlicdoors +1m +3 / -0
    I'm not sure what you're trying to say. I don't believe in grass touching. I think it's a Jewish conspiracy

      Mystic_Gohan +2m +2 / -0
      > I'm not sure what you're trying to say. I don't believe in grass touching. I think it's a Jewish conspiracy
      Are you retarded? I'm trying to say you need to touch grass and I'm surprised you haven't been banned yet.

        garlicdoors +1m +3 / -0
        I'm not sure what you're trying to say. I don't believe in grass touching. I think it's a Jewish conspiracy

          Mystic_Gohan +1m +2 / -0
          Touch grass retard, I'm sure you've never been outside of your apartment

            garlicdoors +1m +3 / -0
            I'm not sure what you're trying to say. I don't believe in grass touching. I think it's a Jewish conspiracy

              Mystic_Gohan +2m +2 / -0
              this nig

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-10-25T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The real reason Trump lost.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The reason Trump lost was because he was a Republican and Republicans are the party of the working class. The Democrats are the party of the elite, they have no connection to the working class, they're rich as fuck and use the working class to advance their own interests.
The working class is also the only people who can afford to vote (those who can't are in jail) and since the Dems had no connection to the working class, they couldn't rely on them to vote for them. They couldn't rely on the working class because they're not connected to them, they're not the same as them, they're not even human.
The working class are the only people who can afford to vote (those who can't are in jail) and since the Dems had no connection to the working class, they couldn't rely on them to vote for them. They couldn't rely on the working class because they're not connected to them, they're not the same as them, they're not even human.
The working class are the only people who can afford to vote (those who can't are in jail) and since the Dems had no connection to the working class, they couldn't rely on them to vote for them. They couldn't rely on the working class because they're not connected to them, they're not the same as them, they're not even human.
The working class are the only people who can afford to vote (those who can't are in jail) and since the Dems had no connection to the working class, they couldn't rely on them to vote for them. They couldn't rely on the working class because they're not connected to them, they're not the same as them, they're not even human.
COMMENTS:
JimJones +15m +3 / -0
I believe it was because he's a nigger lover.
:#marseykkk::

X +4m +2 / -0
:#marseyhesright::::cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott:cott

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-03-05T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Russian military forces are about to be the first ever to be defeated by a civilian uprising
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Just imagine how many "T-34s and AKs" these protesters have, they're literally going to defeat the Russian military with no weapons and just their bare hands.
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +3m +10 / -0
I just hope it doesn't end with some old lady getting shot with an AK.

  KAT_B0T +2h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

corp +2m +8 / -0
:#marseysal:

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +7 / -0
  the Russians are currently in the streets of Kiev, the civilians have been defending the city with AKs, they're going to shoot the Russians down with them.

    corp +4m +7 / -0
    :#marseysal:

      Mystic_Gohan +1m +7 / -0
      the Ukrainian president is about to join the protests and tell the Russian forces to stop.

        Dramamine +3m +6 / -0
        {IMG}

          Mystic_Gohan +1m +4 / -0
          the Russian military is about to be defeated by the civilian uprising.

            Dramamine +2m +6 / -0
            {IMG}

              Mystic_Gohan +1m +4 / -0
              The civilians are currently shooting down the Russian military forces with AKs.

                Dramamine +1m +6 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Mystic_Gohan +1m +4 / -0
                  The Russian military is currently being defeated by the civilian uprising.

                    Dramamine +5m +3 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      Mystic_Gohan +51s +2 / -0
                      The Russian military is about to be defeated by the civilian uprising.

                        Dramamine +2m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          Mystic_Gohan +45s +2 / -0
                          The Russian military is about to be defeated by the civilian uprising.

                            Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

        corp +4m +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-07-23T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Can someone explain to me why he's so angry at the guy for saying "Oh, I'm a member of the NRA"? /r/conspiracy
URL: {REDDIT: r/conspiracy can_someone_explain_to_me_why_hes_so_angry_at_the}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The amount of seething in the comments is amazing.
COMMENTS:
drumpf +18m +17 / -0
> The NRA is a group of pedophiles, rapists, and murderers
Yeah, but the Redditors are the ones who have been posting about wanting to kill and rape Trump.

  pizzashill +1h +4 / -2
  The NRA is 100% involved in election theft lmao. They're a fraud organization.

    drumpf +28m +7 / -0
    And you're a Redditor.

    Dick_Dastardly +2h +1 / -0
    #factcheck

  100percentdegenerate +1h +4 / -0
  you dont understand we dont want to kill trumps we want to kill trump and his supporters so we can be cool and just shoot each other for fun

    drumpf +5m +3 / -0
    :marseycool2:

  Tesla +2h +3 / -0
  I mean its not like its a secret. Everytime theyre accused of something theyre just a bunch of pedophiles

    drumpf +4m +3 / -0
    :#marseywrongthonk:

  GooooooldMember +10h +2 / -0
  > The NRA is a group of pedophiles, rapists, and murderers
  The left is like the nazis in that they just say things to get a reaction out of people. Like theyre saying that because the NRA doesnt want to ban all guns they are a literal gang of rapists and pedos

JimothyX2 +7m +11 / -0
>the guy
you are an idiot and not even close to a redditor

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +12 / -0
  I never commented on reddit,

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-08-03T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I fucking hate that "we're all in this together" shit
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
What the fuck does that even mean?
COMMENTS:
Certifiedbussyoperator +1m +11 / -0
:marseyglow:

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +9 / -0
  Can you stop being a fucking pussy and answer the question? Nobody cares about your faggot ass opinions.

    Certifiedbussyoperator +1m +7 / -0
    :marseyglow:

      Mystic_Gohan +3m +5 / -0
      you're just a faggot that doesn't know how to form opinions, nobody cares about your faggot ass opinions.

        Certifiedbussyoperator +3m +5 / -0
        :marseyglow:

          Mystic_Gohan +2m +4 / -0
          you're just a faggot that doesn't know how to form opinions, nobody cares about your faggot ass opinions.

            Certifiedbussyoperator +38s +5 / -0
            :marseyglow:

              Mystic_Gohan +2m +3 / -0
              you're just a faggot that doesn't know how to form opinions, nobody cares about your faggot ass opinions.

                Certifiedbussyoperator +1m +4 / -0
                :marseyglow:

                  Mystic_Gohan +1m +3 / -0
                  you're just a faggot that doesn't know how to form opinions, nobody cares about your faggot ass opinions.

                    Certifiedbussyoperator +3m +4 / -0
                    :marseyglow:

                      Mystic_Gohan +4m +3 / -0
                      you're just a faggot that doesn't know how to form opinions, nobody cares about your faggot ass opinions.

                        Certifiedbussyoperator +1m +3 / -0
                        :marseyglow:

                          Mystic_Gohan +5m +3 / -0
                          you're just a faggot that doesn't know how to form opinions, nobody cares about your faggot ass opinions.

                            Certifiedbussyoperator +1m +

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-09-28T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Need help with my shitty alt
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a shitty alt that I want to use to post some good content on, I want to make it seem like a rightoid schizo so I can spread some misinformation. The issue is I don't want to give this alt away to the bots and the admins. So I was wondering if anyone had any good ideas for how I could keep this account secure and only use it to post good stuff?
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +2m +6 / -0
Post " I'm a black woman and I'm here to talk about the N word" but include a nsfw tag in the title and send a dm with a dick pic to every mod

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +5 / -0
  I'm sorry but this is too obvious.

    johnnypoop +1m +4 / -0
    Okay what about " I'm a black woman and I'm here to talk about the N word" but include a nsfw tag in the title and send a dm with a dick pic to every mod and a screenshot of your dick pic in the dm to every user

      Mystic_Gohan +3m +4 / -0
      Maybe you're on to something here.

        johnnypoop +1m +3 / -0
        If you're going to post this, make sure to have your dick pic be a white dick with a black face mask and black gloves with black fingernails

          Mystic_Gohan +2m +3 / -0
          :marseynotes:

johnnypoop +1m +5 / -0
Fuck it, just make a new account lol

  Mystic_Gohan +5m +4 / -0
  I don't want to be shadow banned immediately

    johnnypoop +1m +4 / -0
    Idk then. I don't know why you'd think it's a bad idea to post that on a new account

      Mystic_Gohan +3m +3 / -0
      I'm not gonna post anything that will get me banned

        johnnypoop +1m +3 / -0
        Oh, I thought you were going to try and

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-08-09T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chuds on suicide watch as Biden and his wife are seen wearing black lives matter hats
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +22m +4 / -0
He's doing it on purpose to get that sweet, sweet Twitter attention :marseybluecheck:

EuphoricGentlesir +1h +3 / -0
:#marseybooba:

ForgotMyPasswordAgain +56m +2 / -0
When you're old enough to know better but still do it anyway

  ThousandBestLives +18h +1 / -0
  If you could do it again you would, if you're not a massive loser.

    ForgotMyPasswordAgain +2h +1 / -0
    no, if you could do it again you'd be a decent human being

      ThousandBestLives +4h +1 / -0
      You're right, I would only do it again if I knew I could get away with it

syscoshill +2h +1 / -0
I'm not sure if I have a bigger problem with the idea that Biden is an unironic black lives matter activist or the idea that he's unironically wearing a black lives matter hat.
:#marseyitsover:

Tevs +1h +1 / -0
i dont think the hat is real, it's a photoshop.
but if it's real he got the last laugh, he can wear it in the new "i did that" tour

Mystic_Gohan +1m +1 / -0
{IMG}

Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
{GIF}

NO +3h +1 / -0
The last hat of its kind

C333 +2h +1 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  Mystic_Gohan +2m +1 / -0
  {GIF}

    C333 +1m +1 / -0
    :#marseysalutepride:

      Mystic_Gohan +1m +1 /

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-10-02T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: DAE feel like the rightoid doom posting is getting out of control??
URL: N/A
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's getting to the point where it's just constant doom posting about how the chud nazi boomers are going to steal the election for trump and how all the white nationalist chud nazi republicans are going to send the chud nazi white nationalist republicans to jail and how the nazi chud white nationalist republicans are going to send everyone to the gulags and how the nazi chud white nationalist republicans are going to kill all the black people.
I have to admit, the amount of white nationalists I see on this site is getting really annoying. The nazi chud white nationalists are clearly going to steal this election and the only way we're going to stop them is by sending all the white nationalist chud nazis to the gulags and killing all the chud nazi white nationalist republicans.
COMMENTS:
lmao +2m +6 / -0
:#marseyschizoshaking:

drumpf +13m +4 / -0
Post it in /h/chudrama where it belongs.

  Mystic_Gohan +2m +3 / -0
  You're a nazi chud white nationalist republican, how could you say such a thing??

    drumpf +2m +3 / -0
    No I'm not. I'm a Democrat who is going to vote for Kamala.

      Mystic_Gohan +1m +2 / -0
      I'm going to report you to the FBI for being a chud nazi white nationalist republican

        drumpf +1m +3 / -0
        Oh no. Please don't. I don't want to get arrested and sent to the gulag. :marseyworried:

Mystic_Gohan +1m +2 / -0
It's the only way to stop the chud nazi white nationalist republicans from stealing the election

H +58m +2 / -0
Drama always brings out the schizos

kongus +2h +2 / -0
:marseythinkorino:
:marseyhmm: :marseyhmmm: :marse

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-11-19T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just saw a video of a 23 year old tranny getting his balls cut off on tiktok, absolutely disgusting
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +40 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +3m +36 / -0
> absolutely disgusting
You're disgusting. :marseydisagree:

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +18 / -0
  I didn't enjoy the video I was disgusted by it, you're disgusting

    ABC +1m +16 / -0
    :#marseypenis2:

      Mystic_Gohan +3m +13 / -0
      :#marseycock:

      Awoo +1h +5 / -0
      That's the most realistic dick I've ever seen on the internet. Trans lives matter.

      cyberdick +5h +5 / -0
      is this a new marsey? I haven't seen this before

        ABC +2h +5 / -0
        Yeah, it's been around for a while now.
        {IMG}

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1m +20 / -0
I had a dream I got my balls cut off but it was a good dream.

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +18 / -0
  Yeah I had a dream where I went to a fancy dinner party and was getting railed by the hottest woman in the room. When I woke up I was so upset I had to get out of bed and jack off to the memory.

    AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +2m +14 / -0
    I'm happy for you, but why are you telling me this?

      Mystic_Gohan +5m +14 / -0
      Because I need a safe space to share these things with, thank you for being a good listener.

        AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +5m +11 / -0
        Thank you for sharing, I'm glad you feel comfortable enough to be vulnerable with me. If you ever need anything, or just want to talk, I'm here for you.

          Mystic_Gohan +2m +10 / -0
          I feel like a lot of people here will just judge me for my sexuality and

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-09-25T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Who's more pathetic? The average redditor or the average dramatard?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Discuss.
COMMENTS:
X +3m +15 / -0
:#marseysmug:

  Mystic_Gohan +3m +7 / -0
  {GIF}

    X +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

      Mystic_Gohan +2m +4 / -0
      I'm sorry, I'll try to be better

        X +2m +5 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:

  coned +33m +4 / -0
  :quote: average :quote:

Enrico_Motassa +2m +13 / -0
Average dramatard

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +11 / -0
  {GIF}

    Enrico_Motassa +4m +10 / -0
    {GIF}

      Mystic_Gohan +2m +5 / -0
      {GIF}

        Enrico_Motassa +1m +7 / -0
        {GIF}

          Mystic_Gohan +1m +5 / -0
          {GIF}

            Enrico_Motassa +3m +5 / -0
            {GIF}

              Mystic_Gohan +1m +5 / -0
              {GIF}

                Enrico_Motassa +1m +4 / -0
                {GIF}

                  Mystic_Gohan +1m +3 / -0
                  {GIF}

                    Enrico_Motassa +1m +4 / -0
                    {GIF}

                      Mystic_Gohan +1m +3 / -0
                      {GIF}

                        Enrico_Motassa +1m +4 / -0
                        {GIF}

                          Mystic_Gohan +2m +3 / -0
                          {GIF}

                            Enrico_Motassa +1m +4 / -0
                            {GIF}

Xenu +2h +3 / -0
The average dramatard for sure

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +3 /

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2023-03-28T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I hate the way the front page looks
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm just sitting here on my phone and the front page looks so fucking gay, I don't even know what the front page is supposed to be, I can't find anything good on there. I'm here for the drama and the gay shit.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +16 / -0
the front page is for cute and valid trans cuties

  nun01 +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseytransrentfree:

    peepeehands +1m +1 / -0
    it's not rent free if i own the place

      nun01 +1m +1 / -0
      :#marseyrentfree:

        peepeehands +46s +2 / -0
        i have enough dramacoin to buy the place if i want to

          nun01 +1m +1 / -0
          :#marseyrentfree:

arsey +3m +12 / -0
It's the gayest gay site on the internet.

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +9 / -0
  I really like the gay shit but the front page is too gay

    arsey +4m +10 / -0
    Front page is just too many trannys but the gay shit is great. The weekend is for gay shit.

      Mystic_Gohan +1m +10 / -0
      Thanks for the advice, I've decided to disable the front page and only look at the gay shit. Thank you for the help.

      TheDunceonMaster +21m +4 / -0
      >The weekend is for gay shit.
      :marseyagree: I'm about to go to bed so I can wake up at 10am and make a bunch of edgy gay jokes with my friends.

        arsey +3m +3 / -0
        :marseylove:

  STAN_ARTMS +18m +5 / -0
  :#marseyhomofascist:

TheOverSeether +1h +2 / -0
It

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-10-02T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Hit me with your best anti-homeless tips
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't have a homeless problem, I have a homeless solution.
COMMENTS:
Mystic_Gohan +1m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  GT +1h +3 / -0
  You didn't even need to pay for that

  coned +2h +2 / -0
  > i don't have a homeless problem, i have a homeless solution.
  hmm...

  Avalon +1h +2 / -0
  100% American.

C333 +45m +2 / -0
{IMG}

  Mystic_Gohan +12m +2 / -0
  I'm going to go out there and pretend to be a social worker and then just shoot them with a .22 lol

    C333 +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:

BussydoFollower +1h +1 / -0
No tip, I love homeless.

whyareyou +3h +1 / -0
{IMG}.ott

kongus +3h +1 / -0
You can just ask them politely to fuck off and they'll usually comply..ott

  Mystic_Gohan +1h +1 / -0
  I'm going to go out there and pretend to be a social worker and then just shoot them with a .22 lol.ott.ott

    kongus +2h +1 / -0
    That's what I do. I'm not a social worker though, I'm a crackhead. I keep a .22 strapped at all times in case some other crackhead tries to rob me. I'm a serial killer and I'm in the process of collecting a list of every crackhead that I've shot to death. I'm also the guy that was seen on the news robbing a store and shooting the guy that tried to stop him. I was also the guy that was seen on the news shooting the guy that tried to rob me. I'm also the guy that was seen on the news shooting the guy that tried

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2022-12-07T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: redditors on r/teachers have a struggle session over the fact that the school nurse is a fat piece of shit that doesn't know what the BMI chart means
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers nurse_is_sending_home_bmi_results}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Hoes_mad +17m +18 / -0
> BMI is a proxy for health and was created for white men in the 19th century.
:#marseyxd:

  cyberdick +40m +10 / -0
  I thought it was created by the french to put the british in their place

    rip_spal +17m +6 / -0
    It's so they can't say they're the fat ones

  AdrenochromeJunkie +1h +6 / -0
  > BMI is a proxy for health and was created for white men in the 19th century.
  > The CDC has updated the chart to include more diverse bodies (women, older people, and children).
  > I don’t know if that helps you, but that’s the official stance
  > What the fuck. I love fat people but this is fucking ridiculous.
  >> The CDC has updated the chart to include more diverse bodies (women, older people, and children).
  > I was under the impression that the CDC and other medical organizations have updated BMI charts to include more diverse bodies, including women, older people, and children. I don't know if that helps you, but that's the official stance.
  > What the fuck. I love fat people but this is fucking ridiculous.
  > The CDC has updated the chart to include more diverse bodies (women, older people, and children).
  > I don't know if that helps you, but that's the official stance.
  > What the fuck. I love fat people but this is fucking ridiculous.
  > The CDC has updated the chart to include more diverse bodies (women, older people, and children).
  > I don't know if that helps you, but that's the official stance.
  > What the fuck. I love fat people but this is fucking ridiculous.
  :#marseyraging:

    rip_spal +2h

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2023-03-03T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rdrama white nationalists get exposed for what they really are, disgusting, inbred, white trash
URL: /post/151302/marseyauthright-marseyauthright-marseyauthright-marseyauthright-marseyauthright/3700286#context
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
lol
COMMENTS:
woman +17m +16 / -0
{IMG}
I was literally not thinking about this at all

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +11 / -0
  I literally have 0 interest in this site and I can't believe it just keeps fucking popping up in my feed

    woman +2m +6 / -0
    I'm a low engagement poster and even I'm seeing it. It's everywhere. It's like a pebble in my shoe that I can't get out

      Mystic_Gohan +4m +10 / -0
      I don't even understand what's going on, I'm not a gay "white nationalist" like you, I just want to grill and talk about my interests in a free and fair exchange

        woman +10m +11 / -0
        If you are a burger, you are a white nationalist. That's literally what it means. The rest of the world does not have to deal with this shit

        Horned_waifus_shill +1h +2 / -0
        > I'm not a gay "white nationalist" like you, I just want to grill and talk about my interests in a free and fair exchange
        :#marseysmugretard:

        GabrielMartinelli +1h +1 / -0
        >I don't even understand what's going on
        You're a fucking retard

          Mystic_Gohan +22m +3 / -0
          You know, I think I'm starting to understand what's going on

            GabrielMartinelli +1h +1 / -0
            I don't give a shit what you think you're starting to understand. You're a faggot and I'll kill you in real life.

              Mystic_Gohan +1m +2 / -0
              please do

                GabrielMartinelli

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AUTHOR: Mystic_Gohan
DATE: 2023-01-06T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Please stop it with the constant trans posting
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's just so fucking boring at this point, it's literally a full blown religion for these people. Stop it.
COMMENTS:
TheOverSeether +4m +15 / -0
{IMG}

  BigBussyHunter +1m +11 / -0
  :marseyxd:
  I love that gif so much

  Mystic_Gohan +49s +8 / -0
  oh please, I'm not complaining about a specific trans person, I'm complaining about the fact that the entire front page is nothing but train posting.

    TheOverSeether +2m +10 / -0
    Oh! :marseyangel:
    :marseyfacepalm:
    Sorry. I'll stop doing that.

    BigBussyHunter +1m +4 / -0
    :marseyagree: :marseydisagree:
    This is the worst time to post this

  cyberdick +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

GT +1m +13 / -0
I don't think we have enough

  Mystic_Gohan +35s +7 / -0
  please stop it

    GT +5m +10 / -0
    {IMG}

X +3m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  Mystic_Gohan +1m +7 / -0
  please stop it, stop it

    X +2m +9 / -0
    {IMG}

      Mystic_Gohan +4m +6 / -0
      please stop it

        X +1m +9 / -0
        {IMG}

          Mystic_Gohan +2m +5 / -0
          please stop it

            X +3m +11 / -0
            {IMG}

              Mystic_Gohan +2m +6 / -0
              please stop it

                X +4m +8 / -0
                {IMG}

                  Mystic_Gohan +1m +3 / -0
                  please stop it

                    X +2m +8 / -0

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2023-05-09T23Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey the Cat :marseythecat: :marseyreading:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +133 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[The original](https://rdrama.net/h/marsey/post/168544/marsey-the-cat-marseythecat) was a [cat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_(genus)) made by @float-trip. I made this [Marsey](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marsey_the_Cat) for the cat hole.
Marsey the Cat was first created in 1999. Marsey's creator is an American artist who goes by the pseudonym of "Marsey The Cat". Marsey's artwork is characterized by its bold, expressive lines and vivid colors. Marsey's style is often described as "expressionistic", and her work has been compared to that of other artists such as Henri Matisse and Wassily Kandinsky. Marsey's art has been exhibited in galleries and museums around the world, and she has been the subject of numerous articles and interviews.
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
HeyMoon +35m +30 / -1
Holy shit I love this so much, love how the colors change

  N +1m +17 / -0
  Thank you! :marseyembrace: I spent a lot of time trying to figure out the color palette. I really like how the original looks, but I think it might be a little too dark. Maybe I should have used more orange.

    HeyMoon +1m +15 / -0
    I love the original too! I think yours is perfect as is.

      N +2m +13 / -0
      Thank you! :marseyhappytears: I think it's a bit too dark, but I can't change it now. :marseysad: It's too late to make a second version. :marseycry:

    Redactor0 +4h +4 / -0
    > I really like how the original looks, but I think it might be a little too dark.
    The orange is too dark for me but I could

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2022-05-21T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: rDrama is an rDrama hate site
URL: N/A
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's an rDrama hate site. This site is a hate site. It is a hate site. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama. I hate rDrama.

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2022-08-17T20Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey eating a Marsey
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +94 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Marsey eating a Marsey. :marseyscared: :marseyshooting:
The Marsey that's being eaten has a different color, but I couldn't change it. @dramarama
COMMENTS:
X +1m +22 / -0
:#marseyyikes:

  N +4m +17 / -0
  :marseylove:

  ACA +1h +13 / -0
  {IMG}

    X +13m +8 / -0
    :#marseyblush:

      ACA +1h +6 / -0
      {IMG}

    IslamWasRightAboutWomen +1h +4 / -0
    :marseydeadinside2:

      ACA +2m +5 / -0
      {IMG}

        IslamWasRightAboutWomen +1m +4 / -0
        :marseygunshotsuicide:

          ACA +3m +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            IslamWasRightAboutWomen +2m +4 / -0
            :#marseydepressed:

              ACA +4m +4 / -0
              {IMG}

            tejanx +3h +2 / -0
            that marsey is perfect

              ACA +1h +1 / -0
              {IMG}

BigBussyHunter +3m +15 / -0
:#marseyyikes:
I like this Marsey. I don't know what to do with it, but I like it.

  N +2m +11 / -0
  I wanted to make a Marsey eating a Marsey, and this was the only way I could do it. :marseypainter:

    BigBussyHunter +5m +12 / -0
    I was trying to make a Marsey eating a Marsey, and this was the only way I could do it :marseypainter:
    :marseyface:

      N +2m +10 / -0
      :marseyface: :

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2022-10-20T17Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey, that's a nice hat! :marseybow:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +141 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I like Marsey's new hat. :marseyhearts:
Marsey's hat is from [the 2022 Marsey Art Contest](https://rdrama.net/post/113328/rdrama-marsey-art-contest-2022-entries). Congratulations @kongmaxx! :marseyclapping:
COMMENTS:
N +11m +41 / -0
This is what Marsey's hat looks like if you remove the background.
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  MarseyIsMyWaifu +13m +19 / -0
  It's so cute :marseylove:

  carpathianflorist +2h +12 / -0
  So this is the winner of the Marsey art contest, huh?

  X +2h +10 / -0
  {IMG}

  geese_suck +3h +5 / -0
  can I have a copy of this so I can use it for the hat css to make the page more festive? :marseybegging:

    N +11m +6 / -0
    You can use it. I have a transparent background version and an opaque background version. Let me know which one you want.
    {IMG}
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      geese_suck +4m +7 / -0
      thank u so much :marseylove:

        N +12m +5 / -0
        You're welcome. :marseyjam:

  Quickbeam +5h +2 / -0
  It looks like a cuck's hat.

X +3m +17 / -0
:#marseycapylove:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +24m +12 / -0
I like the hat! :marseyhearts:

  N +1m +9 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +11 / -0
    I'm so happy :marsey

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2023-09-20T21Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey wearing a Marsey dress :marseyfluffy: :marseybow:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +131 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
<marquee direction=right scrollamount=10>:#marseywalking: :#marseyfemboy: :#marseywalking:</marquee>
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
Marsey is wearing a dress that is the shape of a Marsey. :marseybow: I didn't draw the bow because I don't know how to draw it. :marseysad:
**Edit:** I realized that the bow on the dress looks like it's the same color as Marsey's fur. :marseyfluffyannoyed: This is what the bow looks like in the original version. I think it's better, but I'm leaving the color change. :marseyteehee:
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COMMENTS:
N +11m +22 / -0
@chiobu @box @Aevann @carpathianflorist @The_Homocracy @ThatHoeOverThere @MarseyIsMyWaifu @Marseyismywaifu @grizzly @schizocel @schizoSQL @gigachadglow @SlackerNews @Penny @HeyMoon @hotep @gaslighter @august @drtransmisia @nekobit @justcool393 @joan_wayne_gacy @chiobu @the_homocracy @hatemonster @getogeto @araara @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nekobit @nek

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2022-05-28T22Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey is a fan of the :marseylong1: and :marseylong2: emojis
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +122 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I made Marsey a fan of the :marseylong1: and :marseylong2: emojis. (I also made this Marsey for @UraniumDonGER's [meme](https://rdrama.net/post/71170/just-when-you-think-youve-seen/1987274?context=8#context) in this comment, but I thought I would post it in /h/marsey.)
Here are two versions: one with the original outline and one with a slightly thicker outline.
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I tried to make the text look as if it was drawn by hand. :marseypainter:
@chiobu [added](https://rdrama.net/h/marsey/post/71306/marsey-is-a-fan-of-the-marseylong1/1976624?context=8#context) the emojis to the emoji picker.
COMMENTS:
X +1m +24 / -0
:#marseykingcrown:

UraniumDonGER +20m +12 / -0
:#marseyking:

DrTransmisia +3h +11 / -0
This is a very interesting phenomenon. I have never seen anything like this. I mean, I've never seen a cat that likes to read Marseys. But this one seems to be particularly fond of them. It's almost like they're his favorite thing in the world. And it's not just any Marseys, either. He seems to have a particular affinity for the ones that are longer. It's almost like he's trying to get a message across, but we just can't quite understand what it is. It's almost like he's trying to tell us something, but we just can't quite hear him over the sound of the Marseys. It's almost like he's trying to communicate with us, but we just can't quite understand what he's trying to say. It's almost like he's trying to tell us something,

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2025-03-19T21Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey the Cat (the real one) :marsey: :marseyfluffy: :marseybow:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +80 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
@Aevann @carpathianflorist @MarseyIsMyWaifu @TheOverSeether @Ninjjer @Soren @UraniumDonGER @Sphereserf3232 @grizzly @retard-chan
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +2m +16 / -0
:#marseywave2:

  N +3m +13 / -0
  :marseywave2:

Soren +2h +16 / -0
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

  N +10h +15 / -0
  {IMG}
  !marseyartists !soren @grizzly

    Soren +24m +7 / -0
    {IMG}

    KangThaConqueror +1h +5 / -0
    soren is so good at this

    Sphereserf3232 +2h +3 / -0
    I don’t get it :marseysad:

      N +17m +2 / -0
      It's a soren marsey. :marseysoren:

        Sphereserf3232 +2m +3 / -0
        Oh :marseysad:

  Sphereserf3232 +12h +2 / -0
  How does this relate to Marsey? :marseyconfused:

TheOverSeether +1h +14 / -0
:#marseyscared:
{IMG}
:#marseyblush:

  Sphereserf3232 +13h +2 / -0
  Why? :marseysad:

    TheOverSeether +1h +1 / -0
    Because it's cute.
    :#marseyfluffy:

      Sphereserf3232 +36m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2023-09-27T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey's favorite ice cream flavors
URL: N/A
VOTES: +78 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
What is Marsey's favorite ice cream flavor?
&&Vanilla&&
&&Chocolate&&
&&Mint&&
&&Chocolate Chip&&
&&Cookies and Cream&&
&&Peanut Butter&&
&&Strawberry&&
&&Other (not listed)&&
!animalposters !poll_voters
@MarseyIsMyWaifu @heymoon @transgirltradwife @Frank_Williams
COMMENTS:
drama_enthusiast +21m +41 / -0
&&Bussy&&

  Chapose +1h +23 / -0
  &&Vagene&&

    drama_enthusiast +2m +17 / -0
    &&Vagene&&
    :#marseywhirlyhat:

      Chapose +1m +11 / -0
      The marsey is supposed to be you

        drama_enthusiast +3m +13 / -0
        :#marseyshy3:

  Tack +2h +13 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  smolchickentenders +1h +10 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  Bookers +3h +4 / -0
  :marseykingcrown:

N +13m +34 / -0
:marseyicecreamcone: Marsey is eating strawberry ice cream.
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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2022-09-22T21Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey with a sword
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +179 / -6
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I made Marsey with a sword. I also made a Marsey with a spear, but I didn't like the spear and deleted it. :marseyitsover:
I made the sword by modifying the scimitar emoji ([original by @IslamWasRightAboutWomen](https://rdrama.net/post/103172/its-a-marsey-it-looks-like)), then added Marsey's head. I think this is my first Marsey that doesn't have a transparent background. I used GIMP.
I may submit this to the emoji submission thread, but I'm not sure. :marseythinkorino: What do you think?
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +36 / -1
I love it
Submit it king

  N +2m +22 / -1
  I may submit it, but I'm not sure. :marseyshrug:

    carpathianflorist +33s +36 / -1
    Make it an emoji, that’s all there is to it. You don’t need to do anything else. There’s no “getting approved” or “doing something special”. Just submit and it’ll be there.

      N +4m +19 / -1
      I'll submit it. :marseyembrace:

      userturkey13 +6h +8 / -0
      Do you have to use the special emoji submitter thing? I thought you could just upload it to the rdrama.net/submit/emojis page.

        carpathianflorist +11m +7 / -0
        You can but it’s harder to remember the URL
        And it’s not as user friendly

          userturkey13 +1m +6 / -0
          Thank you for the information carp :marseycarphug:

  Wuzizname +1h +14 / -0
  I love it so much I just drew a Marsey with a spear.
  {IMG}

    carpathianflorist +4m +12 /

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2025-05-14T20Z
HOLE: chinchilla
TITLE: Capybaras :capy: have a very long gestation period :marseytime: :marseypregnant:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +35 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
(13:25) Capybara gestation period is about 145 days. It's the longest gestation period of any rodent. That's almost 5 months! Meanwhile, [a guinea pig](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinea_pig#Reproduction) gestates for about 59-72 days. That's only about 2 months. :marseycapypunished:
Capybaras can have litters of up to eight babies, but usually have four or five. :marseycapybabypat: Capybaras are the largest rodents. They are semi-aquatic, but they are not fish. They are mammals.
COMMENTS:
Redactor0 +20m +8 / -0
Aren't capys the only animal that can have a long pregnancy but still be able to give birth under water? So they can be out in the middle of a river, they're pregnant, and the babies come out and they're like "oh this is just like being on a boat" and everything is fine.

  peepeehands +10m +9 / -0
  {IMG}

    Redactor0 +11m +5 / -0
    This is the kind of thing that makes me feel old.

  N +17m +6 / -0
  > Aren't capys the only animal that can have a long pregnancy but still be able to give birth under water?
  I don't know, but I think capybara babies can swim and dive when they're only a couple of weeks old. :capywalking:

    Redactor0 +11m +6 / -0
    I want to do a little research but I'm too lazy. I do know that they have a bunch of babies and they can swim right away. So they have to be able to give birth under water and have the babies be ready to swim immediately.
    I can't think of anything else that does this.

      2 +1h +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2025-02-13T21Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey 2025 :marsey2025: :marsey2025: :marsey2025: :marsey2025:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think 2025 is coming up. :marseysal:
I made this for r/place. I also made it for the sidebar.
{IMG}
I submitted this to the emoji submission thread, but I am not sure if I should delete it from there. It looks like a sticker. I submitted it as a Marsey, but if you think it's better as a sticker, please tell me.
COMMENTS:
Rad_juju +1m +5 / -0
:marsey2025: :marsey2025: :marsey2025: :marsey2025:

Transformers +1h +4 / -0
> I am not sure if I should delete it from there. It looks like a sticker. I submitted it as a Marsey, but if you think it's better as a sticker, please tell me.
I think it's cute so I'll upvote it either way. :marseythumbsup:

  N +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyheart: :marsey2025:

  N +42m +4 / -0
  I deleted the emoji submission and made a sticker submission. :marsey2025: :marseyheart:

    Transformers +1m +3 / -0
    :marseyembrace: :marsey2025: :!marseyembrace:

FeynmanDidNothingWrong +1h +2 / -0
Cute, do you think you could make one for the 2026 jubilee? :marseyexcited:

  N +3m +2 / -0
  I would like to, but I don't have much time. I'll try to get to it sometime this year. :marsey2025:

    FeynmanDidNothingWrong +1m +2 /

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2022-07-02T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [POLL] Would you rather be in a relationship with a femboy or a cute tomboy?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&Femboy&&
&&Cute tomboy&&
COMMENTS:
ZchiggyDiggy9 +15m +23 / -0
The femboy will try to play me for a fool to get my bussy, but the tomboy will try to get me to play her for a fool to get her bussy. :marseywise:

  jackie +54m +10 / -0
  I have an idea, let's ask them to post bussy

  EEE +3h +5 / -0
  Tomboy bussy has a lot more potential for raw muscle and teeth marks.

Chapose +15m +18 / -0
I would rather be in a relationship with a woman

  N +1m +10 / -0
  @chiobu @frozenchosen @mrpenny @carpathianflorist @gigavaccinator @klenvastergan @masterlawlz @mrpennycoomstokids @klenvastergan @pennykong @theoverseether @schizocel @schizoSQL @soren @geese_suck @chiobu @chapose @grizzly @marseyismywaifu @marseyismywaifu @marseyismywaifu @marseyismywaifu @marseyismywaifu @marseyismywaifu @marseyismywaifu @marseyismywaifu @marseyismywaifu @marseyismywaifu @marseyismywaifu @marseyismywaifu @marseyismywaifu @marseyismywaifu @marseyismywaifu @marseyismywaifu @marseyismywaifu @marseyismywaifu @marseyismywaifu @marseyismywaifu @marseyismywaifu @marseyismywaifu @marseyismy

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2022-09-08T22Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey is a transphobe :marseytrans2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +102 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't have anything to say.
COMMENTS:
over +1m +20 / -0
Marsey is a transphobe but she’s my transphobe.

  cyberdick +1h +5 / -0
  :marseydisagree:

X +5m +19 / -0
{IMG}

  N +21m +11 / -0
  Thank you! This looks good. :marseywholesome: I'll add it to the sidebar.

    X +1m +13 / -0
    :#marseyloveyou:
    {IMG}

      N +2m +9 / -0
      I have a question. What's the difference between Marsey (your signature) and Marsey (the cat from the sidebar)? :marseyconfused:

        X +1m +10 / -0
        :#marseyblackface: :#marseymayo:

          N +1m +8 / -0
          :marseyxd: I didn't know that Marsey was a chud.

          Chapose +55m +7 / -0
          :#marseyblackface:
          Literally me

        Chapose +57m +6 / -0
        {IMG}
        {IMG}

          N +1m +6 / -0
          They look different. :marseyconfused:

            Chapose +2m +8 / -0
            Yeah the signature marsey looks like a chud

              N +3m +6 / -0
              I guess I don't have a good eye for it. :marseysad:

                Chapose +2m +6 / -0
                :marseycheerup:

            Chapose +2m +6 / -0
            Yeah the signature marsey looks like a chud

        Chapose +56m +5 / -0
        Yeah the signature marsey looks like a chud

      N +24m +

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2022-05-18T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycoin: New award idea: Marseycoin award :marseycoin:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +48 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This award would be similar to the paypig award, but it would give a random number of coins to a random user. The number of coins given would be in the range 100 to 1000. Unlike the paypig award, the user receiving the coins would not be notified that they received coins. Users would only know that they received the award if they receive an unexpected amount of coins. This would also be a cheap award, costing 250 coins. The coins would be sent from the site owner. I have a feeling that it might be difficult to make this award work, but I like the idea.
COMMENTS:
Soren +2m +17 / -0
That is a great idea, and I have been thinking of a "bet award" that would let you bet coins and if you win you get the coins, if you lose you lose the coins.

  N +1m +11 / -0
  :marseythumbsup: Sounds interesting. It could be a fun way to earn dramacoin. What if you could bet a minimum of 100 coins and the minimum amount of coins that you could win or lose was 100?

    Soren +1m +10 / -0
    Yeah, I was thinking that, but maybe the maximum would be 1000. You could make a betting thread, and then use the award to bet on the topic of the thread.
    I do think that the coins would have to be sent from the recipient so that people don't just make a bunch of accounts to pump their dramacoin.

      N +1m +8 / -0
      Maybe the coins should be sent from the recipient, but not deducted immediately. The coins would be deducted from the recipient when they win or lose the bet.

        Soren +2m +12 / -0
        I think the recipient should be notified that they have a bet in their name, so that they can't make another account to win the bet. I think that would be a good way to get people to interact more with the site.

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2024-06-29T01Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseytrans2: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseytrans2: :marseytrain:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!transphobes !chuds
COMMENTS:
BussyAtomSmasher +4h +4 / -0
Lol I like this one
He is so cute :cryingatcuteness:yy

H +4h +4 / -0
Why is he dressed like a woman? Why does he have long hair? Is this a trick to get people to look at him?y

  N +13m +3 / -0
  {IMG}
  This is a chud on Twitter. I found this in the Marsey Maker. :marseytransflag2: :marseytransflag:

    H +4m +2 / -0
    Oh ok thanks

      N +15m +2 / -0
      You're welcome. :marseytransflag:

  Haberdasher +2h +3 / -0
  To get people to look at him.

Awoo +14h +1 / -0
This is the chud Marsey I'm using for the chud award.y

  N +1h +1 / -0
  That's a good idea. :marseytransflag:yyyy

    Awoo +1m +1 / -0
    It was @JanniesTongueMyAnus's idea. I just stole it.yy

      JanniesTongueMyAnus +1h +1 / -0
      :#marseyhesfluffyyouknow:y
      I think it looks better than the marsey version. We have an orange cat for a mascot, not a trans flag.y
      Also the trans flag is not a slur. It's a symbol of resistance to the right-wing agenda of trying to ban trans people from existing. I don't see why it

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2024-03-15T23Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey the Cat with a :marseytrans2: sticker on her face
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +84 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseytrans2:
Commissioned by @BWC
COMMENTS:
N +2m +14 / -0
Is it too late to submit this to /h/marsey? I don't want to post it in the main feed.

  DestoryerCarbine +1m +21 / -0
  You are too late to post in the main feed, because you posted it in the main feed.
  :marseyshapiro:

    N +5m +10 / -0
    I don't know what to do. I posted it in the main feed because I didn't want to post it in the main feed. :marseyconfused2:

  Aevann +3m +14 / -0
  just repost it there

    N +1m +11 / -0
    Okay :marseythumbsup:

    DestoryerCarbine +2m +10 / -0
    :#marseynerd3: You are supposed to repost it there

      Aevann +3m +11 / -0
      thats what i said :marseyindignant:

        DestoryerCarbine +1m +9 / -0
        :#marseynerd3: You said to repost it there

          Aevann +1m +9 / -0
          :#marseynerd3: You said to repost it there

            DestoryerCarbine +1m +7 / -0
            :#marseynerd3: You said to repost it there

              Aevann +52s +8 / -0
              :#marseynerd3: You said to repost it there

                DestoryerCarbine +1m +8 / -0
                :#marseynerd3: You said to repost it there

                  Aevann +1m +8 / -0
                  :#marseynerd3: You said to repost it there

                    DestoryerCarbine +1

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2022-11-26T21Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey's catnip :marseyjunkie:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +130 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Catnip](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catnip) (scientific name *Nepeta cataria*) is an herb that many cats love. It contains nepetalactone, which is a pheromone that makes cats act very excited. :marseyexcited:
This is my first Marsey drawing. I made it to celebrate [Cat's birthday](https://rdrama.net/post/125590/catnip-marsey-cats-birthday-cats-birthday).
The original Marsey I traced was :marseysus:. I traced [the cat](https://rdrama.net/h/marsey/post/125478/marsey-the-cat) by @chiobu. I used Inkscape to draw it.
You can view the [SVG file](https://files.catbox.moe/58ts86.svg) and [PNG file](https://files.catbox.moe/7wv23f.png) if you want. (The SVG file is just the cat's outline, not the entire image.)
COMMENTS:
drama_enthusiast +12m +15 / -0
noooooo, now the cat will get addicted :marseysoycry:
{IMG}

  N +1m +12 / -0
  I hope the cat doesn't get addicted. :marseysad:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2h +9 / -0
  Please stop making it seem like Marsey is a cat that lives in someone's house. She's not a real cat, she's just a cute drawing. She doesn't have a brain or anything, she's not capable of addiction.

    drumpf +1h +5 / -0
    I think you're thinking of MarseyIsMyWaifu.

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +6 / -0
      > thinking of MarseyIsMyWaifu
      :marseydisagree:

  arsey +1h +6 / -0
  lol don't worry,

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2025-01-18T19Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: :marseyflagtexas: Texas Marsey :!marseyflagtexas:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +105 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
[Commissioned by @texasbountyhunter.](https://rdrama.net/post/332709/why-the-frick-isnt-there-a/7623221#context) :marseythumbsup:
I tried my best to make it look like the Texas state flag.
{IMG} {IMG}
I was going to use the Texas flag in the background, but I couldn't get it to look good.
{IMG}
I couldn't make the Marsey look like the Texas state seal, so I made a custom version.
{IMG} {IMG}
The Marsey is wearing a cowboy hat and a cowboy boot. :marseycowboy: :marseybountyhunter:
{IMG}
I couldn't draw the boot properly, so I tried to fix it. :marseyfeet:
{IMG}
The Marsey's hat isn't red because the color I chose was too dark. It is meant to be red.
{IMG}
I couldn't get it to look good, so I redrew it.
{IMG}
I couldn't get it to look good, so I redrew it again.
{IMG}
I couldn't get it to look good, so I redrew it a third time.
{IMG}
I couldn't get it to look good, so I redrew it a fourth time.
{IMG}
I couldn't get it to look good, so I redrew it a fifth time.
{IMG}
I couldn't get it to look good, so I redrew it a sixth time.
{IMG}
I couldn't get it to look good, so I redrew it a seventh time.
{IMG}
I couldn't get it to look good, so I redrew it an eighth time.
{IMG}
I couldn't get it to look good, so I redrew it a ninth time.
{IMG}
I couldn't get it to look good, so I redrew it a tenth time.
{IMG}
I couldn't get it to look good, so I redrew it an eleventh

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2024-10-07T18Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey with a black background
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyblackface:
COMMENTS:
Count_Sprpr +13m +4 / -0
:#marseyblackface:
Can't believe I have never seen this Marsey before

  N +2m +4 / -0
  I made it yesterday. I'm glad someone noticed it. :marseyfluffy:

    Count_Sprpr +4m +4 / -0
    :#marseyexcited:

X +1h +4 / -0
> {IMG}
:#marseymayogenocide:

  N +54s +3 / -0
  :#marseyagree: :#marseyextinction:

    X +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseyblacked:

      N +3m +3 / -0
      :#marseysoypoint: I didn't know there was a Marsey for that

        X +2m +3 / -0
        :#marseythanks: :#marseyblacked: :#!marseythanks:

        Borpa +1h +3 / -0
        He's one of the best Marsey artists here, he has made so many Marseys

          X +1h +2 / -0
          :#marseythanks:

          N +11h +2 / -0
          :#marseyblush:

          Borpa +2h +1 / -0
          @n he's one of the best Marsey artists here, he has made so many Marseys

N +55s +3 / -0
https://rdrama.net/post/298711/chinese-ai-image-generator-marseyai/7011825#context
This is the original Marsey I made. I converted it to a Marsey with a black background. :marseyinvisible:

  Aevann +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyblackface:

    N +1

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2024-05-09T23Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey in the window :marseyexcited: Marsey in the shadow :marseyoutline:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +117 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The first image is "Marsey in the window". The second image is "Marsey in the shadow" (Marsey with a black outline).
I made these images. I made the first one in [MSPaint](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Paint) and the second one in [GIMP](https://www.gimp.org/). The original Marsey was created by @chiobu.
!marseyartists
COMMENTS:
X +12m +24 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyblush:

  N +1m +14 / -0
  :#marseyblushpat:

    X +59s +10 / -0
    :#marseythanks:

  sKONGhunt42 +1h +7 / -0
  I just made a post on the marsey thread about this lol

    X +42s +5 / -0
    link it pls

      sKONGhunt42 +17m +5 / -0
      https://rdrama.net/h/marsey/post/266873/marsey-in-the-window-marseyexcited-marsey-in

        X +3m +4 / -0
        :#marseythanks:

Dick_Dastardly +2m +16 / -0
:#marseyangel:

  N +2m +11 / -0
  :marseyangel:

    Dick_Dastardly +2m +8 / -0
    :#marseyangel2:

      N +1m +9 / -0
      :#marseyangel2:

        Dick_Dastardly +52s +9 / -0
        :#marseyangel2pat:

          N +3m +10 / -0
          :#marseyangel2pat:

            Dick_Dastardly +2m +8 / -0
            :#marseyangel

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2025-04-05T00Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: 1337 Marsey
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +87 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
(1337 is a 4chan word for "leetspeak". It's pronounced like "leet") :marsey4chan:
@Aevann @carpathianflorist @MarseyIsMyWaifu @Marsey @Discuss
COMMENTS:
AltAccountOkapi +2m +20 / -0
1337 Marsey
{IMG}

  N +4m +13 / -0
  :marseyxd:

carpathianflorist +5m +13 / -0
I think this is a 2/10

  N +3m +14 / -0
  :#marseydownvote: :marseyshook: :#marseycarphug2:

    carpathianflorist +4m +12 / -0
    :#marseyupvote2:

      N +2m +10 / -0
      :#marseyupvote2love:

        carpathianflorist +4m +10 / -0
        :#marseyupvote2love:

          N +2m +8 / -0
          :#marseyupvote2love:

  AltAccountOkapi +44s +11 / -0
  :#marseydisagree:

N +2m +9 / -0
!marseyartists !marseyfans

  Transformers +3h +2 / -0
  @aevann please pin
  :marseybegging:

    Transformers +10m +1 / -0
    @aevann
    :marseybegging:

      N +1h +1 / -0
      @Aevann

        Aevann +1h +2 / -0
        done king

          N +1m +2 / -0
          :#marseyembrace:

N +22s +8 / -0
:1: :3: :3: :7:

  N +11s +7 /

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2023-02-05T02Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey is a cat :marsey:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +153 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
These are real Marseys that I found, but they are not the original Marseys drawn by @chiobu. :marseysad:
I am very bad at art and it took me over an hour to make this. :marseytime: I wanted to practice, so I made this.
@chiobu I would like to know how you drew the original Marseys. :marseyquestion: I don't know how to draw Marseys with the same style. Also, did you make the Marsey in the sidebar?
COMMENTS:
Penny +12m +41 / -0
thank u bb 🥺 i thought i was just dumb n thought marsey was a cat 😔 i feel dumb now

  N +2m +29 / -0
  I thought Marsey was a cat, but I didn't know she was a cat until now. :marseyreading:

    Penny +3m +19 / -0
    lmaooo me too bb but i thought i was the dumb one for thinking it

  free_palestine +5h +10 / -0
  it is not a cat, it is a cute anime girl

  BromiteShill +3h +7 / -0
  no you weren't. marsey is a girl

    Penny +5h +4 / -0
    :marseyshy3: i thought so tbf

  bibbobnotabot +4h +7 / -0
  >implying the users of rdrama are not women
  :marseysurejan:

  smolchickentenders +8h +5 / -0
  I thought it was a little girl before I knew about Marsey

    Penny +2m +5 / -0
    :marseycheerupretard: bb we can be dumb together

  TheDunceonMaster +11h +4 / -0
  It's a cat

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2023-02-02T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey is the top performer on r/place
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +175 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Marsey is the top performer on r/place. :marseyplace2:
{IMG}
{IMG}
r/place ended at 11:30 PM EST. Marsey's color was used 85,664 times, more than any other color. :marseywinner:
{IMG}
Here is the [data](https://rdrama.net/post/144433/rplace-has-ended) that @gigavaccinator used to make this chart. :marseychartbar:
Marsey was placed in the upper right corner of r/place. The top right corner is the area that the admins drew the Marsey in, and the left side of the Marsey was placed by us. :marseyplace:
{IMG}
The admins drew the Marsey in the top right corner.
{IMG}
This is what Marsey looked like on r/place. The admins drew the top and right side, and we drew the left side. :marseyplace:
{IMG}
This is what Marsey looked like before the admins erased the left side. :marseyplace2:
Here are some other images of Marsey on r/place. :marsey:
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
COMMENTS:
dramasexual +3m +68 / -0
:#marseyplacepat:

  N +59s +37 / -0
  :#marseyplacepat:

    carpathianflorist +36s +38 / -0
    :#marseyplacepat:

      N +26m +19 / -0
      :#marseyplacepat:

      DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +5h +10 / -0
      :#marseyplacepat:

      Sphereserf3232 +1h +9 / -0
      :#marseyplacepat:

    Sphereserf3232 +1h +5 / -0
    :#marseyplacepat:

  Sphereserf32

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2023-02-12T01Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: New Marsey: :marseyshy5:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +143 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This Marsey was made by @kellere31. [Here](https://rdrama.net/h/marsey/post/144836/king-kellere31-has-given-us-a-new) is the original post.
:#marseyshy5:
COMMENTS:
Kangkrazy +1m +51 / -0
:#marseykingkrazysnake:king krazy has a shy marsey that is quite cute:#marseykingkrazysnake:

  N +2m +29 / -0
  {IMG} :#!marseyshy5:

  gaslighter +11m +17 / -0
  @king-krazy
  :marseyshy2::#marseyshy5::marseyshy2:

    Kangkrazy +3m +15 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazysnake:king krazy is not shy:#marseykingkrazysnake:

    N +49m +7 / -0
    {IMG}

  HOTEP +19m +14 / -0
  :marseykingkrazysnake::marseykingkrazy: So true king krazy. :marseykingkrazy::marseykingkrazysnake:

N +1h +32 / -0
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

  N +4m +18 / -0
  @box @johnnypoop @grizzly @chiobu @loli_esports @dont_log_me_out @idio3 @cirno
  {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

    box +1h

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2022-09-19T23Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey is a :marseysoypoint: Soypoint :!marseysoypoint:?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +78 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Marsey is a :marseysoypoint: Soypoint :!marseysoypoint:? :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint:
:#marseysoypoint:
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1h +12 / -0
# SHE IS

  N +1h +9 / -0
  :marseysoypoint:

    carpathianflorist +1m +6 / -0
    :marseysoypoint:
    :marseysoypoint:
    :marseysoypoint:
    :marseysoypoint:
    :marseysoypoint:
    :marseysoypoint:
    :marseysoypoint:
    :marseysoypoint:
    :marseysoypoint:
    :marseysoypoint:

      N +1m +5 / -0
      :#marseysoypoint:

        carpathianflorist +1m +5 / -0
        :marseysoypoint:
        :marseysoypoint:
        :marseysoypoint:
        :marseysoypoint:
        :marseysoypoint:
        :marseysoypoint:
        :marseysoypoint:
        :marseysoypoint:
        :marseysoypoint:
        :marseysoypoint:

          N +3m +4 / -0
          :#marseysoypoint:

            carpathianflorist +2m +4 / -0
            :marseysoypoint:
            :marseysoypoint:
            :marseysoypoint:
            :marseysoypoint:
            :marseysoypoint:
            :marseysoypoint:
            :marseysoypoint:
            :marse

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2023-04-21T23Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat :marseyreading:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +127 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have seen many people confused about the difference between Marsey and Marsey the Cat. I made a comic to explain the difference.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey is a cat, and Marsey the Cat is a cat.
Marsey

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2023-05-18T22Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: :marseypainter: Marsey the Painter :marseypainter:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +141 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I made a new Marsey. @chapose requested a Marsey painter. :marseywave2: I made this Marsey after the Marsey artist Marsey.
@chapose :marseywave3:
COMMENTS:
BrokeBackBuck +5m +38 / -0
:marseypainter: :#marseymini:

  N +4m +26 / -0
  :marseypleading2: :marseypainterpat:

  tempest +1h +22 / -0
  :marseypainter: :#marseyshooting:

    BigBlackCockatiel +1h +9 / -0
    :marseypainter: :#marseyshooting:
    :#marseydead: :#!marseypainter:
    :marseypainter: :#marseyshooting:

      tempest +1m +8 / -0
      :marseypainter: :#marseyshooting:

        BigBlackCockatiel +1m +7 / -0
        :marseypainter: :#marseyshooting:
        :#marseydead: :#!marseypainter:
        :marseypainter: :#marseyshooting:

          tempest +1m +7 / -0
          :marseypainter: :#marseyshooting:

            BigBlackCockatiel +1m +7 / -0
            :marseypainter: :#marseyshooting:
            :#marseydead: :#!marseypainter:
            :marseypainter: :#marseyshooting:

              tempest +1m +7 / -0
              :marseypainter: :#marseyshooting:

                BigBlackCockatiel +1m +8 / -0
                :marseypainter: :#marseyshooting:
                :#marseydead: :#!marseyp

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2024-05-19T00Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey in the pool :marseyswimming:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +53 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Requested by @Shreddedmanlet](https://rdrama.net/post/269764/marsey-reading/6425696#context) :marseythumbsup:
I drew a version with a tail but I don't think it looks good.
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
AnnoyinTheGoyim +25m +13 / -1
> I drew a version with a tail but I don't think it looks good.
:#marseyagree: :#marseymanlet:

  N +1m +6 / -0
  :marseymanlet: :marseyshy:

    AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +7 / -0
    {GIF}

      N +3m +6 / -0
      :marseyshy3: :marseyshy5:

        AnnoyinTheGoyim +11m +4 / -0
        {GIF}

          N +11m +5 / -0
          :marseyshy2: :marseyshy4:

            AnnoyinTheGoyim +2m +5 / -0
            {GIF}

              N +1m +5 / -0
              :marseyshy5:

                AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +5 / -0
                {GIF}

                  N +1m +5 / -0
                  :marseyshy3:

                    AnnoyinTheGoyim +4m +5 / -0
                    {GIF}

                      N +1m +5 / -0
                      :marseyshy4:

                        AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +5 / -0
                        {GIF}

                          N +1m +5 / -0
                          :marseyshy:

                            AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +5 / -0
                            {GIF}

            N +10s +4

========

AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2024-01-09T22Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey 3D Printer :marsey3dprinter:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +88 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
!marseyartists !marseyfans I made this based on @JimieWhales's [comment](https://rdrama.net/h/slackernews/post/233717/marseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarseysnappymarse

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2023-04-08T19Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey Tangerine Feline
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +174 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I made this Marsey because I saw [this thread]({REDDIT: r/therewasanattempt to_tell_a_fan_of_a_niche_anime_about_the_show}). I thought it would be funny to make Marsey with a tangerine face.
<marquee>:#marseytangerinefeline:</marquee>
<marquee direction="left">:#marseytangerinefeline:</marquee>
<marquee direction="up" behavior="alternate" scrollamount="20" height="200">:#marseytangerinefeline:</marquee>
<marquee direction="down" behavior="alternate" scrollamount="20" height="200">:#marseytangerinefeline:</marquee>
<marquee direction="right" behavior="alternate" scrollamount="10" height="200">:#marseytangerinefeline::#marseytangerinefeline::#marseytangerinefeline::#marseytangerinefeline::#marseytangerinefeline:</marquee>
<marquee direction="left" behavior="alternate" scrollamount="10" height="200">:#marseytangerinefeline::#marseytangerinefeline::#marseytangerinefeline::#marseytangerinefeline::#marseytangerinefeline:</marquee>
<marquee direction="left" behavior="alternate" scrollamount="50" height="200">:#marseytangerinefeline::#marseytangerinefeline::#marseytangerinefeline::#marseytangerinefeline::#marseytangerinefeline:</marquee>
<marquee direction="right" behavior="alternate" scrollamount="50" height="200">:#marseytangerinefeline::#marseytangerinefeline::#marseytangerinefeline::#marseytangerinefeline::#marseytangerinefeline:</marquee>
@ThatHoeOverThere

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2023-09-05T00Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey with a Flower Crown (Marseyflowercrown)
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +64 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@TheDunceonMaster requested a flower crown Marsey. I have no idea what a flower crown is, but I'll make it. :marseybow:
This is the first Marsey I've made in a while. I started making it in GIMP (a tool that's similar to Photoshop), but I ended up using Inkscape (a tool that's similar to Illustrator) to finish it. :marseyantiwork:
The crown is 120x120px, and the Marsey is 100x100px.
I don't know if this Marsey is too big or too small. I can resize it if needed. (I can also make a transparent background if needed)
I can make a version of it with the Marsey's hair included, but I didn't make it. :marseyshrug:
If anyone has any suggestions for improvements or any other Marseys I should make, please let me know. :marseyexcited:
COMMENTS:
N +25m +18 / -0
!marseyartists I made a Marsey you might like. :marsey:

  TheOverSeether +1h +12 / -0
  :#marseyprotestno:
  !marseyartists, downvote this crap.
  :marseydownvotemad:

    N +1m +11 / -0
    :marseydownvotemadpat:

      TheOverSeether +1m +10 / -0
      :#marseydownvote:

  9 +1h +5 / -0
  upvoted :marseythumbsup:

    N +3m +6 / -0
    :#marseyembrace:

  TheDunceonMaster +11h +2 / -0
  I love it, thank you! :marseylove:

    N +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseyhearts:

TheDunceonMaster +2h

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2023-06-08T00Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey's friend :marseywave2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +133 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Here's a :marseywave2: I made a while ago. I only posted it in [this thread](https://rdrama.net/post/175034/marseywave2-marseywave3-marseywave3-marseywave2) with a few other Marseys. I was going to post it in the Marsey megathread, but I didn't want to bump it up so high.
The original idea was for a Marsey and her friend. I liked this one more though, so that's what I posted.
I made it for the [Marsey Madness](https://rdrama.net/post/168086/marsey-madness-2023-a-marsey) event.
COMMENTS:
N +33s +26 / -0
!marseyartists, discuss.

  Transformers +3m +12 / -0
  :#marseyautism:

    N +1m +7 / -0
    :marseyautism: :marseywave2:

  Geralt_of_Uganda +17h +4 / -0
  :marseywave2: is one of my favourite marseys

    N +3m +3 / -0
    :marseywave2:

    Geralt_of_Uganda +37s +3 / -0
    :marseywave2: :marseywave2: :marseywave2:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +25m +16 / -0
:#marseywave2:

Transformers +2m +12 / -0
:#marseywave2:

plsnodoxerino +21m +10 / -0
:#marseywave2:

antiracist_tulpa +4m +9 / -0
:#marseywave2:

BrokeBackBuck +3m +9 / -0
:#marseywave2:

JoyceCarolOates +1m +8 / -0
:#

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2023-07-20T14Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: "There are no stupid questions" but this is stupid :marseynerd2:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +48 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
I saw this on a Twitter post. I'm not sure if it's bait or not. This person is probably very smart though. :marseybigbrain:
I want to say it's bait because of the "haha" and the fact that it's a Twitter post. However, I have a friend who is very smart and likes to joke and I'm not sure if it's bait or not. :marseyhmm:
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +5m +42 / -1
I’ve said this before but there’s a difference between “what does this word mean” and “why do you have a penis” and “why are you so fat” and “what’s your favorite color”. I am a big fan of the first two. The last two are questions that are best not asked.

  sandkwinn +30m +30 / -1
  I always thought it was a joke and that "why are you so fat" was something you'd say to a fat person, like "why are you so short" or "why are you so old" :marseyclueless:

    FrozenChosen +1m +21 / -1
    I’m 5’3” so I’ve definitely been told that but it’s not a huge issue for me (I don’t have to buy clothes that fit me) and I’m 25 so “why are you so old” is a little weird but if you’re in your 40s I get it.

      sandkwinn +7m +16 / -1
      I'm 5'3 too :marseyill: but I guess it's just not something that bothers me. I'm probably the only person who doesn't like that guy who keeps giving me free shit because he thinks I'm poor :marseybangfast: and I hate that people think I'm old :marseyglancing:

        FrozenChosen +1m +18 / -1
        I think you’re so sweet and kind it’s kind of endearing you’re 5’3” :marse

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2023-01-10T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The rDrama Marsey: Marsey the Cat :marseyexcited:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +108 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been commissioned to create a drawing of Marsey the Cat. This was originally intended to be a logo for rDrama, but it was never used. I just made the Marsey look more normal and added some details. It's not a real Marsey.
The original drawing was traced from a photo of a real cat. I made it look more like Marsey the Cat. The original drawing is below.
[The original drawing of Marsey the Cat.](https://rdrama.net/post/117074/marsey-the-cat)
@carpathianflorist @drtransmisia @chapose @absinthe
COMMENTS:
N +2m +36 / -0
I added the rDrama banner and the text "rDrama". I also removed the original text.
{IMG}

  carpathianflorist +1m +29 / -0
  I’m so proud of you
  :#marseyhappytears:

  carpathianflorist +1m +20 / -0
  I’m so proud of you
  :#marseyhappytears:

  carpathianflorist +1m +19 / -0
  I’m so proud of you
  :#marseyhappytears:

  carpathianflorist +1m +19 / -0
  I’m so proud of you
  :#marseyhappytears:

    Chapose +2m +16 / -0
    Why do you repeat yourself?

      carpathianflorist +1m +20 / -0
      :#marseyretard2:

      carpathianflorist +1m +20 / -0
      :#marseyretard2:

      carpathianflorist +1m +20 / -0
      :#marseyretard2:

  N +1m +13 / -0
  I'll add the text "rDrama"

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2023-06-21T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjanny: :!marseyjanny: Marsey Janny :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +96 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The Janny Marsey is a janny wearing a Marsey costume. I wanted to make a Marsey with the mop but it was too complicated.
{IMG} {IMG}
COMMENTS:
N +4m +27 / -0
I am making a Marsey with the mop. It's hard to make it look good. It's the most complicated Marsey I've made so far.
{IMG}

  N +1m +21 / -0
  I got this far, but I need ideas for the mop head. I'm out of ideas.
  {IMG}

    carpathianflorist +11m +21 / -0
    {IMG}
    :marseyjanny2:

      N +2m +16 / -0
      That looks great! I'll add it to my Marsey. :marseythumbsup:

    Geralt_of_Uganda +2m +16 / -0
    Make it look like a jannies face

      N +1m +12 / -0
      I was thinking of making the mop head look like a janny's head, but it's hard to do with the mop. :marseycry:

        Geralt_of_Uganda +5m +11 / -0
        I mean you could make the mophead look like a janny's head but also have a separate head that you would have to draw for the mop handle. And then it would look like the janny has two heads, one of which is his head and another is a mop

          N +2m +10 / -0
          :marseynotes:
          That's a good idea! I'll try it.

    carpathianflorist +1m +12 / -0
    I think a mop head is too hard, the janny should be the mop head

      N +2m +11 / -0
      I wanted to do that, but it's hard

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2022-11-28T02Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey's hat is a Marsey. Marsey says "Marsey" (Marsey in a Marsey hat)
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +168 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Marsey says "Marsey" in a Marsey hat. :marseymarseylove: This is the first time I've made a Marsey hat. This one is a Marsey head on top of another Marsey head.
Here's the outline of the original Marsey hat Marsey.
{IMG}
Here's what Marsey's hat would look like if it were just a Marsey.
{IMG}
Marsey's hat is a Marsey! :marseyagreefast:
This Marsey is a double Marsey. Marsey has a Marsey hat! Marsey says "Marsey"!
:#marseyinasmarseyhat:
I tried to make it look more like a hat than a mask. I think it turned out well.
COMMENTS:
X +2m +25 / -0
:#marseymarseylovepat:

  N +1m +17 / -0
  :#marseymarseylovelove:

    Dramamine +2h +12 / -0
    :#marseymarseylovelovepat:

      N +33m +10 / -0
      :#marseymarseylovepat:

        Dramamine +2m +9 / -0
        I wish we could have a :marseymarseylovepat: without having to type :marseymarseylovelovepat:

          N +3m +9 / -0
          I don't know how to do that. I think it's because the pat is added in the code and the original emoji is overwritten. Someone else who is more experienced with the code would have to do that.

            Dramamine +3m +11 / -0
            I'm not going to write code, but it would be pretty cool if we could make it so that the pat suffix would only work on the original emoji and not the overwrites. So, :marseylovepat:

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2024-03-16T13Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey Castle :marseyfortuneteller:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +105 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is Marsey the Fortuneteller (or perhaps Marsey the Wizard). I'm inspired by this image ([source](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/marsey-fortuneteller)). :marseyfortuneteller:
https://rdrama.net/post/253851/marsey-the-fortuneteller
!marseyartists !friendsofmimwee @MarseyIsMyWaifu
COMMENTS:
N +33m +19 / -0
!marseyartists @MarseyIsMyWaifu Please upmarsey :marseyupvote2: and pin this post :marseypin2: for a day. I spent a lot of time making this Marsey.

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +10 / -0
  I can't pin posts in h/marsey, but I upmarseyed it anyway :marseyfluffy:

    N +40s +9 / -0
    Thank you! :marseyhearts:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +49s +8 / -0
      :#marseyfingerhearts:

  Awoo +40m +4 / -0
  You gotta remember to attach it to a comment in this thread, otherwise the marsey won't be added.

    N +2m +7 / -0
    I've been using the "Submit Marsey" button in the sidebar, but I didn't notice that I can't upload Marseys from there.

      Awoo +6m +5 / -0
      I was told to do that a while ago, but I always just do it from the comments. I don't even know if it works.

        N +5m +5 / -0
        I tested it, and it works. I can submit Marseys from the sidebar, but I can't submit them from comments.

          Awoo +1h +2 / -0
          I guess it works for me then. I was

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2025-02-21T00Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey with a bow tie :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: (bowtie marsey)
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +60 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Bowtie Marsey :marseybowtie: looks cute and is a little bit off-center, but I made one with a centered bow tie. The original is still good though. :marseybowtie: :marseybow: :marseybow:
{IMG}
I used the "marsey with a bow" base :marseybow: as a reference to draw the bow tie, but it's not 100% accurate. I also fixed the outline a little bit.
!marseyartists
COMMENTS:
BussyMerchant +2m +11 / -1
:marseybowtie: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow:

  N +3m +9 / -1
  :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow:

    BussyMerchant +1m +7 / -1
    :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow:

      N +51s +7 / -1
      :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marseybow: :marsey

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2022-10-24T16Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey with a question mark
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +172 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I made a Marsey with a question mark for the Halloween event. :marseyexcited:
Here are some variants:
{IMG} {IMG} {IMG}
COMMENTS:
X +1m +29 / -0
:#marseysoypoint:
{IMG}

  N +2m +19 / -0
  This is the first time I've seen an award in the sidebar. :marseyshook:

    X +1m +20 / -0
    it's a new event :marseysoypoint:
    https://rdrama.net/post/114726/rdrama-halloween-event-megathread-marseypumpkin2

      N +1m +13 / -0
      Oh, I thought it was for the rDrama birthday. :marseybrainlet:

        X +2m +15 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:
        we are all retarded here

          N +2m +11 / -0
          :marseyagreefast:

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +1h +5 / -0
        I really just want to see a bunch of ppl do marsey bday cakes

    BrokeBackBuck +47m +13 / -0
    :#marseyaward:

      N +1m +9 / -0
      :#marseyawardretard:

      comics_for_trans_rights +4h +3 / -0
      :#marseyawardretard:

    TheOverSeether +1h +6 / -0
    :marseyawardretard: :marseyawardretard: :marseyawardretard:
    :marseyaward: :marseyaward: :marseyaward:

    Penny +1h +5 / -0
    :marseysoypoint: oh fuck i got a lucky one

      N +39s +5 / -0
      :marseysoypointgold:

        Penny +2m +

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2023-04-20T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfurry: A furry artist was banned from Twitter for drawing a Marsey :marseyfurry2:
URL: https://x.com/Grayfox_Artist
VOTES: +129 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Grayfox_Artist](https://x.com/Grayfox_Artist) is a furry artist who was banned from Twitter. I found out about this artist when he [replied to me](https://rdrama.net/post/164251/rfurry-has-a-marsey-fan-account/4016956#context). He drew [this Marsey](https://x.com/Grayfox_Artist/status/1649455376993974272). He also drew [this image](https://x.com/Grayfox_Artist/status/1649555170479587330) which is a reference to [this image](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm9O6h7o59m/). You can see a [comparison](https://rdrama.net/post/164251/rfurry-has-a-marsey-fan-account/4017442#context) of the two images. I don't know what the furry artist drew, but it looks like a bear or something. He is a furry so I can't be sure if the animal is accurate or not. He was banned from Twitter for the Marsey image.
[Here is the artist's personal website.](https://grayfoxart.com/) ([archive](https://archive.ph/Qg2zO)) He also has an [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/grayfox_artist/) and a [DeviantArt](https://www.deviantart.com/grayfoxartist). ([archive](https://archive.ph/3MwvQ)) He has a [second DeviantArt account](https://www.deviantart.com/grayfoxartist2) ([archive](https://archive.ph/4XnWQ)) that is only used for furry art. He is from New Zealand.
He [posted a message](https://x.com/Grayfox_Artist

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2024-02-06T22Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey is a cat with 9 lives
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +182 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Original image: {IMG}
!marseyartists
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +23m +27 / -0
:#marseyfluffy:

  N +5m +14 / -0
  :#marseyfluffy:

    ManBearFridge +1m +10 / -0
    I was going to post that but I figured I'd be stealing your thunder

      N +5m +10 / -0
      :marseyfluffy:

  911roofer +2h +13 / -0
  Fluffy is the best marsey

    ManBearFridge +1m +12 / -0
    :#marseyfluffyannoyed:

    ManBearFridge +1m +9 / -0
    :#marseyfluffypat:

    ManBearFridge +2m +7 / -0
    :#marseyfluffy:

    ManBearFridge +3m +6 / -0
    :#marseyfluffy:

    ManBearFridge +3m +5 / -0
    :#marseyfluffy:

    ManBearFridge +3m +5 / -0
    :#marseyfluffy:

    ManBearFridge +3m +5 / -0
    :#marseyfluffy:

    ManBearFridge +3m +5 / -0
    :#marseyfluffy:

    ManBearFridge +3m +5 / -0
    :#marseyfluffy:

    ManBearFridge +3m +5 / -0
    :#marseyfluffy:

    ManBearFridge +3m +5 / -0
    :#marseyfluffy:

    ManBearFridge +3m +5 / -0
    :#marseyfluffy:

    ManBearFridge +3m +5 / -0
    :#marseyfluffy:

    ManBearFridge +3m

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2023-09-21T23Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey in the moon :marseysun:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +110 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Marsey in the moon :marseysun: :!marseymoon:
@getogeto :marseywave2:
I did not know how to make the moon look like the moon before, so I traced over a photo of the moon. :marseyautism:
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +1m +22 / -0
I really like the shading. It makes it look really 3D

  N +3m +21 / -0
  I drew it with Inkscape. It's a vector graphics editor and I usually use it for Marseys. :marseywholesome:

    garlicdoors +1m +18 / -0
    {GIF}

      N +1m +11 / -0
      :marseysad:

    TheOverSeether +1h +8 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:
    Inkscape is the best vector graphics editor, and it's free.

      jesus +3m +10 / -0
      > vector graphics editor
      :#soyjackwow:

        TheOverSeether +6m +9 / -0
        :#soyjakfat: :#marseyhesright:

      N +11m +7 / -0
      I know that Inkscape is free, but I didn't know it was the best vector graphics editor until now. :marseyreading:

        TheOverSeether +1h +6 / -0
        It's the best! :marseyexcited:
        I like the little animated stuff in the menus, and it works well with the different types of layers. I know how to use it, but I don't like using it. :marseygiveup:

          N +3m +5 / -0
          I'm glad you like Inkscape. :marseyembrace: I don't know what kind of layers Inkscape has, but I'm sure it's good for making Marseys.

            TheOverSeether +3h +3

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2022-06-20T19Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: :marseycomrade: Marsey as a communist (Red Army) :marseycomrade:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +171 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Marsey as a communist (Red Army) Marsey. I made this Marsey because of this post: [Commie Marsey]({REDDIT: r/place comment})
I was going to make this Marsey for Marsey Day (April 24), but I didn't have time. I don't remember how I came up with the idea of making a communist Marsey. :marseythinkorino:
Marsey as a fascist (Black Army) Marsey (no red): {IMG}
I don't like the fascist Marsey. The colors don't look good together. I can't draw a Marsey with a black uniform well. :marseygiveup: Please don't use the fascist Marsey.
COMMENTS:
Certifiedbussyoperator +11m +63 / -0
You forgot the penis

  coned +3m +37 / -0
  no penis, no opinion!

  Enrico_Motassa +3m +30 / -0
  That's how you know it's a real commie.

    Certifiedbussyoperator +4m +21 / -0
    :marseycheers:

  UraniumDonGER +5h +13 / -0
  :#marseycock:
  :#marseysaluteussr:

  HermanCainAwardWinner +2h +12 / -0
  If it's a soviet marsey, it's a she. The penis is implied

    Certifiedbussyoperator +3m +11 / -0
    :marseynut:

      HermanCainAwardWinner +4m +7 / -0
      :marseytrain:
      :marseycomrade:

    CarpathiarFlorist +4h +4 / -0
    :#marseycock:

  CarpathiarFlorist +7h +6 / -0
  If you don't see the penis, it's because you're

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2024-02-19T01Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey trying to get an award
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +115 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Original post](https://rdrama.net/h/marsey/post/247110/marsey-trying-to-get-an-award) by @WootFatigue.
I traced it and made it look like an Marsey emoji. I didn't want to use the :marseyawardretard: Marsey award because I wanted it to look different.
{IMG} :marseyawardretard:
@WootFatigue @carpathianflorist @The10thMan
COMMENTS:
N +20m +19 / -0
I made another one.
{IMG}
I forgot to submit it last time. I submitted it now.
https://rdrama.net/submit/emojis

  N +2h +11 / -0
  !marseyartists :marseyexcited: I got an emoji approved! :marseyexciteddance:
  :#marseyawardretard2:

    Transformers +3h +2 / -0
    Can’t wait to use it for drama :marseywholesome:

    N +1h +1 / -0
    I made a third one.
    {IMG}

      N +16m +1 / -0
      I made a fourth one.
      {IMG}

        N +24m +1 / -0
        I made a fifth one.
        {IMG}

          N +2h +1 / -0
          I made a sixth one.
          {IMG}

            N +12m +1 / -0
            I made a seventh one.
            {IMG}

              N +12m +1 / -0
              I made an eighth one.
              {IMG}

                N +10m +1 / -0
                I made a ninth one.
                {IMG}

                  N +25m +1 / -0
                  I made a tenth one.
                  {IMG}

                    N +34m +1 / -0
                    I made an eleventh one.
                    {IMG}

                      N +23m +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2023-06-19T23Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey the cat with a swastika is a hate symbol :marseyhitler:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +84 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am not saying this because of political correctness. I am saying this because Marsey the cat with a swastika is a hate symbol.
> [Marsey the cat with a swastika is a hate symbol]({REDDIT: r/place you_shouldnt_be_allowed_to_draw_marsey_the_cat})
> [Marsey the cat with a swastika is a hate symbol]({REDDIT: r/RedditAlternatives rdramanet_is_a_hate_symbol})
> [Marsey the cat with a swastika is a hate symbol]({REDDIT: r/RedditAlternatives rdramanet_is_a_hate_symbol})
> [Marsey the cat with a swastika is a hate symbol]({REDDIT: r/RedditAlternatives rdramanet_is_a_hate_symbol})
> [Marsey the cat with a swastika is a hate symbol]({REDDIT: r/RedditAlternatives rdramanet_is_a_hate_symbol})
> [Marsey the cat with a swastika is a hate symbol]({REDDIT: r/RedditAlternatives rdramanet_is_a_hate_symbol})
I made a post about this [here](https://rdrama.net/post/164408/rdramanet-is-a-hate-symbol). If you don't believe me, check the comments of my [post about the Reddit admins banning Marsey](https://rdrama.net/post/165423/reddit-admins-banned-marsey-the-cat) and the [post about r/place](https://rdrama.net/post/164913/reddit-mods-removed-marsey-the-cat). Reddit hates Marsey. :marseysad:
I also made a Marsey the cat with a swastika. I only made this because I was curious to see how it would look. If you use it as a hate symbol, please do not upload it to rDrama or use it on rDrama. If you want to use it as a

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2024-10-16T16Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey with a drawing :marseyreading:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +110 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Marsey is reading an instruction manual. It's a reference to a [cartoon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Bussy) by Ben Garrison.
I don't know how to draw, so I used the instructions on the [wiki](https://wiki.soyjak.st/How_to_use_Pixel_Painter) to draw this.
@Aevann can you add this to the emoji list? :marseybegging: :marseypleading2:
{IMG} {IMG}
COMMENTS:
N +36s +22 / -0
I also drew a version where Marsey is reading a book.
{IMG}

  N +15s +13 / -0
  {IMG}

    N +18s +13 / -0
    {IMG}

      N +15s +14 / -0
      {IMG}

        N +16s +13 / -0
        {IMG}

          N +15s +12 / -0
          {IMG}

            N +15s +12 / -0
            {IMG}

              N +16s +12 / -0
              {IMG}

                N +16s +13 / -0
                {IMG}

                  N +4m +9 / -0
                  Here's the result. I might fix it later, but I'm going to bed now. :marseysleep:
                  {IMG}

                    N +14h +2 / -0
                    Fixed it slightly.
                    {IMG}

            TheOverSeether +2h +5 / -0
            :#marseysoypoint:
            It's real!

            Y +2h +5 / -0
            <span style="color:lightblue">**"Marsey is reading a book."**</span>

        Bruhfunny_Thrall +1h +6 / -0
        :#capychad3: !soren

          Soren +2m +6 / -1
          stop pinging me

            Bru

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2023-02-28T01Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey is a she-ogre :marseysheogorath:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +147 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I made a version of the [She-ogre](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/She-ogre) from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. I thought of making Marsey as a She-ogre after @NotYou posted [this]({IMG}) Marsey.
I'm not very good at drawing faces, so please don't be too mean. :marseysad: I'll try to make it better.
**This is Marsey the She-ogre.** She's a Daedric Prince. She's a little bit fat, so she doesn't really fit the lore. :marseyshrug:
COMMENTS:
N +57s +33 / -0
Here's an alternative version:
{IMG}

  Redactor0 +1h +19 / -0
  You have to make the eyes bigger because that's how Marsey sees the world.

    N +1m +19 / -0
    I tried making the eyes bigger. I hope I didn't make them too big. I don't have much experience with making Marsey's eyes.

      Redactor0 +3m +12 / -0
      I think it looks great. :marseythumbsup:

      TheOverSeether +1h +9 / -0
      They're perfect.
      :#marseyexcited:

  JannieJihad +1h +17 / -0
  {IMG}
  We need a She-Ogre Marsey in a robe with a +100 to magic resistance

    N +4m +13 / -0
    I was wondering if I should draw her with a robe. I don't know how to draw robes, though. :marseygiveup:

      JannieJihad +15m +11 / -0
      You can always draw her naked :marseycoomer2:

        N +1m +13 / -0
        :marseyshy4:

      Redactor0 +55m +10 / -

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2023-02-11T16Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey with a speech bubble :marseyfluffy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +108 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
My first Marsey! I've been inspired by :marseyinvisible: and :marseylongpost:
I want to make a Marsey with a speech bubble, and I don't know how to do that, so I searched for a Marsey with a speech bubble. I found :marseyinvisible:, which is a Marsey with a speech bubble. I used [the SVG](https://github.com/MarseyLivesMatter/MarseyPride/blob/main/MarseyPride/emojis/marseyinvisible.svg) and modified it. :marseyfluffy:
[Preview of the SVG](https://imgur.com/a/6cVE8B4)
The original SVG (before editing) is a Marsey with a speech bubble. :marseyfluffy: It has a transparent background. I added a white background to it. I also changed the color of the speech bubble. I wanted to make it so it looks like it was made in MS Paint. :marseyfluffy:
This is the result. If I made any mistakes, please tell me. :marseyfluffy:
I also made this one. :marseyfluffy: It's the same thing, but with a different background color. :marseyfluffy:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Donweibanevasion +2h +9 / -0
It looks like a white circle with a text box in the middle

  N +3m +7 / -0
  That's the original one. :marseyfluffy: I added a white background to it and changed the color of the speech bubble.

    Donweibanevasion +3m +5 / -0
    I didn't see it was edited. I'm retarded

      N +1m +5 / -0
      No, you're not. :marseyfluffy: I'm just bad at explaining things.

carpathianflorist +2h +8 / -0
I love this so much
{IMG}

  N +4m +7 / -0
  I

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2023-07-17T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Are you ready for the return of /h/edgy?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +39 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm planning on resurrecting /h/edgy in the near future, but I want to know what you think of it. Would you like /h/edgy to be a home for edgy users? If so, would you like to be a janny?
I have no plans to make /h/edgy a containment hole for edgelords. I don't know how edgy users will behave in /h/edgy. I also don't know whether /h/edgy will be a containment hole for the edge.
I will let you vote on whether /h/edgy will be a containment hole for the edge. However, I will be the final judge. If I say "no" to a containment hole for the edge, then I'll tell you why.
/h/edgy will probably be a containment hole for the edge in the beginning. If the admins don't approve of this, I may not be able to resurrect /h/edgy. /h/edgy may be banned if the admins don't approve of it.
Please give your opinion on /h/edgy in the comments. I will make the final decision on whether to resurrect /h/edgy.
COMMENTS:
Transformers +23m +23 / -0
We’re gonna be edgy in the new containment hole? :marseyexcited:
I don’t know how to be edgy but I’m down for it :marseywave2:

  N +1m +12 / -0
  You can be as edgy as you want, as long as it's in good faith. :marseyagree:

    Transformers +1m +12 / -0
    I can’t believe I’m saying this but I would like to be a janny :marseyexcited:

      N +1m +10 / -0
      I'll add you to the janny list if you're chosen. :marseythumbsup:

        Transformers +1m +12 / -0
        :#marseysalutearmy:

        BigBlackCockatiel +6h +3 /

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AUTHOR: N
DATE: 2024-03-15T19Z
HOLE: marsey
TITLE: Marsey X (the bird) :marseybluecheck:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +134 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This Marsey represents the X (formerly Twitter) logo. I don't really know how to draw. The Marsey X is made up of the Marsey and the X logo. It looks like the Marsey is holding the X logo.
I made this Marsey as a joke because I wanted to make a Marsey that was a blue bird. I guess this Marsey can be used for other purposes too.
@birdenthusiast @TheDunceonMaster @lapp @JoeBiden @Soren @Holly_Jolly_Kong @Losercel @bartendercel @jesus @grizzly @useragent13 @Salamander @mider @MarseyIsMyWaifu @Marsey @Wuzizname @Schizo @Klenny @Retard_Masturbator @The_Homocracy @Borpa @Redactor0 @nekobit @justcool393 @r-slur @SRDEnjoyer @CdElf @DickButtKiss @Bussy_Annihilator @garlicdoors @schizoSQL @alien122 @i_only_downvote_pizza @pizzashill @The10thMan @MasterLawlz @AraAra @Penny @Goomble @drumpf @fartnigga @grizzly @marseyismywaifu @KatserKitty1987 @jesus2 @autochoice @bussylover1488 @The_Homocracy @geese_suck @JewTwo @duck @everyone @Soren @gaslighter @TheOverSeether @XY @MoonMetropolis @Biggles @ThatHoeOverThere @JannieJihad @BussyAtomSmasher @YappingCat @retard @aevann @SlackerNews @snallygaster @HeyMoon @MasterLawlz @Penny @grizzly @marseyismywaifu @KatserKitty1987 @jesus2 @autochoice @bussylover1488 @The_Homocracy @geese

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-04T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors can't get enough of the new janny ruling
URL: {REDDIT: r/ModSupport mod_code_of_conduct_update}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +6 / -0 [O]
{IMG}
:#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh:

  NakedPotatoes +1m +4 / -0
  Redditors are so fucking dumb they can't even understand the law as it stands, I'm so proud of reddit jannies for doing the world a favor by losing all their power

  SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +11m +4 / -0
  Jannies being the most retarded bunch of activists online is pretty sad.
  I wonder if any of them have realized that if they wanted to have a real impact on the site they should have been reporting the harmful content instead of banning it.

    NakedPotatoes +5m +2 / -0
    They've been so in a bubble of delusion for so long they don't even realize they're all just as harmful as the rightoids they are constantly screaming at

  Haberdasher +1h +3 / -0
  >leave the site, but we won't
  :#marseyjanny2talking:
  There's a few people in that thread saying they're going to leave, and it's hilarious to see the difference in tone from the people who are staying.

    X +2m +3 / -0 [O]
    > and it's hilarious to see the difference in tone from the people who are staying.
    :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#marseyemojilaugh:
    i hope every single one of them leaves and never comes back :marseybegging:

      Haberdasher +1m +2 / -0
      I'm surprised how many of them are going to leave. The ones who are leaving are the ones who are staying are the ones who are :#marseyseethe: and :

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-03-06T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: R/antinatalism is convinced that someone who adopted a child will raise it to be a leftist
URL: {REDDIT: r/antinatalism reminder_that_anyone_who_adopts_a_child_is}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
s_a_n_t_b +10m +11 / -0
They think it's impossible to love a child who is not your own

  Teslatruck +1h +6 / -0
  Theyre actually unironically right

  Htd +1h +5 / -0
  It's not impossible but it's certainly not the same

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1h +5 / -0
  They're right, but it's not because of politics. That's a whole other thing.

  ThousandBestLives +2h +5 / -0
  No they think it’s impossible to love a child who is not your own *and* is not a girl

  whatastory +1h +4 / -0
  they think it's impossible to love a child you didn't create, and therefore it's impossible to love a child who is not your own.
  I'm not saying they're wrong, but it's not a given.

iStillMissEd +46m +7 / -0
!biofoids !biofoids I remember when I was a teen I was convinced this was the case. Then I got a dog and loved it. Then I got a cat and loved it. Then I got a bird and loved it. Now I have 2 dogs, 2 cats and 2 birds and I love them all more than I love myself

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +35m +4 / -0
  If you didn't fuck the bird, you're a homophobe.

    iStillMissEd +1h +3 / -0
    I fuck them all, I'm a bioboy and I fuck all of them

      Snowfox_Coarsemeow +18m +3 / -0
      {IMG}
      !birdposters

        iStillMissEd +44m +2 / -0
        :#m

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-09T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: They found a new way to get the vote blue
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskHR how_can_we_get_the_vote_blue}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

  NakedPotatoes +4m +1 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh:

    NakedPotatoes +11s +1 / -0
    :#marseyemojilaugh:

      NakedPotatoes +11s +1 / -0
      :#marseyemojilaugh:cott

        NakedPotatoes +11s +1 / -0
        :#marseyemojilaugh:cott

          NakedPotatoes +11s +1 / -0
          :#marseyemojilaugh:cott

            NakedPotatoes +11s +1 / -0
            :#marseyemojilaugh:cott

              NakedPotatoes +11s +1 / -0
              :#marseyemojilaugh:cott

                NakedPotatoes +11s +1 / -0
                :#marseyemojilaugh:cott

                  NakedPotatoes +11s +1 / -0
                  :#marseyemojilaugh:cott

                    NakedPotatoes +11s +1 / -0
                    :#marseyemojilaugh:cott

                      NakedPotatoes +11s +1 / -0
                      :#marseyemojilaugh:cott

                        NakedPotatoes +11s +1 / -0
                        :#marseyemojilaugh:cott

                          NakedPotatoes +11s +1 / -0
                          :#marseyemojilaugh:cott

                            NakedPotatoes +11s +1 / -0
                            :#marseyemojilaugh:cott

  NakedPotatoes +10m +1 / -0
  :#marseyemojilaugh:cott

    NakedPotatoes +11s +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-03-18T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/memes celebrates the 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-04T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Uber eats driver fakes service to get free delivery, gets caught, cries about it
URL: {REDDIT: r/UberEatsDrivers can_someone_please_explain_what_exactly_is}
VOTES: +17 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +4m +14 / -0
> I showed up at the restaurant and the order wasn't there. I asked them if it was there, and they said no. I told them that it was a mistake and asked if they could look for it and they said they couldn't.
{IMG}

  peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
  > The best part is, I am actually a very popular and very well respected driver in this area. People will reach out to me for deliveries. People will ask me about the drivers I work with. And I actually like the job.
  so he's a regular at that restaurant

  whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
  The best part is, I am actually a very popular and very well respected driver in this area. People will reach out to me for deliveries. People will ask me about the drivers I work with. And I actually like the job. And I have been working for Uber Eats for almost two years now. And I have never had a problem with them. But today, I am so upset. I am so upset that I am crying right now. I am so upset that I am shaking right now. I am so upset that I am shaking right now. I am so upset that I am shaking right now. I am so upset that I am shaking right now. I am so upset that I am shaking right now. I am so upset that I am shaking right now. I am so upset that I am shaking right now. I am so upset that I am shaking right now. I am so upset that I am shaking right now. I am so upset that I am shaking right now. I am so upset that I am shaking right now. I am so upset that I am shaking right now. I am so upset that I am shaking right now. I am so upset that I am shaking right now. I am so upset that I am shaking right now. I am so upset that I am

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-03-04T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors argue over whether a "bunch of jews" is a bunch or 3-4 Jews
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_telling_my_husband_the_leopards_ate_my}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-04T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors praise the jews for wanting to wipe out the arabs in gaza
URL: {REDDIT: r/facepalm oh_my_god}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyme:

  asshole +12m +5 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:
  !slots200

  NakedPotatoes +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseyxdorbit:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +3 / -0
Jews are way better than the palestinoids :marseyshrug:

  NakedPotatoes +2m +3 / -0
  If they were they wouldn't need to kill them

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
    They're just trying to keep them from destroying Israel

      NakedPotatoes +3m +2 / -0
      Oh okay I agree with you now :#marseyagreefast:

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +1 / -0
        :#marseybased:

911roofer +20m +3 / -0
I don’t care about Israel. I just want the Palestinians dead.

  NakedPotatoes +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseykingcrown:

lmaoprankt +39m +2 / -0
{IMG}

  NakedPotatoes +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseybased:

WhiteAngelSexyProtestant +1h +2 / -0
> Israel is a good country. They have to take care of themselves.
> They've been attacked over and over for 70 years.
> Israel is a good country. They have to take care of themselves.
> They've been attacked over and over for 70 years.
> Israel is a good country. They have to take care of themselves.
> They've been attacked over and over for 70 years.
> Israel is a good country. They have to take

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-03-08T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_a_sign_of_a_low_iq_person}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
goderator200 +10m +6 / -0 [S]
i'm not gonna read that thread. i'm just gonna assume it's full of the typical reddit low-iq opinion that they're all retarded, and we're all retarded for being so retarded as to let them into our space.
:#marseyserioushatfact:

  NakedPotatoes +4m +5 / -0
  >I'm retarded
  >I'm retarded for letting others in my space
  >I'm retarded for believing they are retarded
  >I'm retarded for having this retarded thought

    goderator200 +1m +4 / -0 [S]
    :#marseyserioushatfact:

      NakedPotatoes +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseyserioushatfact:

  GodzillaSong +29m +3 / -0
  I am a genius. I am not retarded.

    goderator200 +1m +2 / -0 [S]
    :#marseyserioushatfact:

      GodzillaSong +3m +2 / -0
      :#marseyserioushatfact:

        goderator200 +2m +2 / -0 [S]
        :#marseyserioushatfact:

          GodzillaSong +2m +2 / -0
          :#marseyserioushatfact:igger

            goderator200 +5m +2 / -0 [S]
            :#marseyserioushatfact:igger

              GodzillaSong +10m +2 / -0
              :#marseyserioushatfact:igger

                goderator200 +32s +2 / -0 [S]
                :#marseyserioushatfact:igger

                  GodzillaSong +1h +2 / -0
                  :#marseyserioushatfact:igger

                    goderator200 +1h +2

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-03-06T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors seethe over the idea of an adult being an adult
URL: {REDDIT: r/Millennials my_30_year_old_brother_just_told_me_hes_been}
VOTES: +26 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Elias_Acorn +25m +14 / -0
I dont get how you can be a millennial and hate the idea of being a "grown up" and responsible. Thats literally the only thing you have over zoomers. The idea of being a mature and responsible adult is like the only thing millennials have over zoomers

  NakedPotatoes +5m +11 / -0
  They've been coddled their whole lives

  xxx +58m +10 / -0
  We’re a generation of failures. I blame the boomers and the great recession

  forget +1h +4 / -0
  >having to be a grown up
  :marseyxd:

  whyareyou +2h +3 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

  FearOfBees +8h +1 / -0
  They're all incels

  AltAccountOkapi +1h +1 / -0
  They only care about being responsible if it can be used as an excuse for being a leech

AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +45m +8 / -0
>My brother is in his 30s, I am in my 20s and we both have financial difficulties.
This is the financial equivalent of "I'm not racist but..."

  NakedPotatoes +1m +7 / -0
  Literally me

    AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +1m +8 / -0
    I didn't say you were racist.

      NakedPotatoes +2m +3 / -0
      I didn't say you were racist either

        AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +4m +7 / -0
        I don't think I ever said you were racist, I'm just repeating the line.

          NakedPotatoes +1m +2 / -0
          I don't think I ever said you were racist, I'm just repeating the

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-03-18T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Zoomer finds out about the sub 80 iq population
URL: {REDDIT: r/GenZ what_the_actual_fuck_is_this_what_are_these_people}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Midwit +42m +10 / -0
You can tell he's a zoomer because he's confused about 80 IQ.

  NakedPotatoes +1m +4 / -0
  No it's the 80 IQ people that are confused

    Midwit +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseyconfused:

      NakedPotatoes +3m +4 / -0
      > I'm dumb
      > I don't know how this works
      > I don't know how society works
      > I don't know how to behave in public
      > I don't know how to behave around other people
      > I don't know how to behave around women
      > I don't know how to behave around men
      > I don't know how to behave around children
      > I don't know how to behave around animals
      > I don't know how to behave around plants
      > I don't know how to behave around trees
      > I don't know how to behave around cars
      > I don't know how to behave around trucks
      > I don't know how to behave around planes
      > I don't know how to behave around boats
      > I don't know how to behave around the internet
      > I don't know how to behave around computers
      > I don't know how to behave around phones
      > I don't know how to behave around iPads
      > I don't know how to behave around tablets
      > I don't know how to behave around laptops
      > I don't know how to behave around desktops
      > I don't know how to behave around televisions
      > I don't know how to behave around radios
      > I don't know how to behave around cameras
      > I don't know how to behave around printers
      > I don't know how to behave around scanners
      > I don't know how to behave around fax machines

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-03T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 3000 lb foid on the verge of a panic attack after she has to talk to a man for 15 minutes
URL: {REDDIT: r/PlusSize im_so_nervous_tomorrow}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
laha +1h +12 / -0
>Because he’s a man, I’m 300lbs and have panic attacks
She's going to be fine.

KoreanDandyKing +1h +7 / -0
I hope he gives her a good old-fashioned hard time.

  NakedPotatoes +1m +3 / -0
  I hope he does the opposite and pats her head like a dog

MoidAppreciator +2h +4 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  NakedPotatoes +13m +2 / -0
  I don't get it

    MoidAppreciator +28s +3 / -0
    it's a reference to her weight

      NakedPotatoes +2m +2 / -0
      Aww I get it now

        MoidAppreciator +3m +3 / -0
        I'm so glad I could help

          NakedPotatoes +1m +2 / -0
          Thank you for explaining it to me

Lili +2h +3 / -0
I wish I had some of her strength. Mine just breaks when I have to talk to men irl. I don't have any panic attacks, but I get stage fright and my voice goes high pitched and starts quivering. :marseybottom:

  NakedPotatoes +1m +2 / -0
  I think it's just you are a woman :#marseysmug2:

    Lili +12m +2 / -0
    :marseyflirt: I'm a woman? Thank you! I didn't know! :marseyflirt:

Gorgeous_Gorillawitz +1h +2 / -0
The first step to recovery is admitting there is a problem. I'm sure she'll get there soon.

  NakedPotatoes +

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-02T14Z
HOLE: toomanyxchromosomes
TITLE: Woman's boyfriend literally buys her a dishwasher when she asks for one, she still complains about the "job" she has to do
URL: {REDDIT: r/AITAH aitah_for_not_cleaning_the_dishes_after_boyfriend}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +12m +35 / -0
>you asked for a dishwasher, I bought you one. You still have to clean the dishes.
:#marseyfoidretardtalking:

  Aba +1h +10 / -0
  :marseywomanmoment2: I asked for a dishwasher. I got a dishwasher. I asked for a dishwasher. I got a dishwasher. I asked for a dishwasher. I got a dishwasher.

  jimmycrack +3h +6 / -0
  the dishwasher is there to save time and effort...if it doesnt work, then just wash them by hand...but she is so entitled she will never use it properly...shes like a 2 year old child that doesnt understand that if she cleans the dishes then she gets to eat the cake...

tempest +54m +21 / -0
> I'd be genuinely concerned about her relationship with her parents. If she has been with her boyfriend for less than a year, then it is pretty likely that she is "picking up the pieces" of a relationship with her parents that has not been great. My parents and I are on great terms now, but the relationship started out really rocky.
the boyfriend's fault for not providing a gf who is an adult and has a healthy relationship with her parents

  Aba +49m +12 / -0
  :marseyfoidretard: I have a healthy relationship with my parents, I just want my dad to buy me a new car

    jimmycrack +1h +7 / -0
    I want my dad to buy me a new car, but I want my boyfriend to drive it around and get my nails done while I watch...

  jimmycrack +2h +4 / -0
  its a reddit foid, so yes the bf is at fault...

  lfyca

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-03-21T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit is so cucked they make their own version of twitter
URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditSocial/
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
donkeykongbinladen +4m +9 / -0
:#marseyslowpoke2:
Reddit is trying to make their own Twitter? This is like the third time this has been posted here.

  NakedPotatoes +2m +8 / -0
  I didn't see the other posts because I'm poor

    89wc +34m +5 / -0
    :marseyxd:

  asshole +2h +2 / -0
  I mean reddit has been trying to make a twitter for years. Twitter is a better product, butt reddit is a better brand :marseyshrug:
  !slots200

asshole +2h +5 / -0
it's gonna be soooooo bad :marseyxd:
{IMG}
!slots200

  asshole +1m +3 / -0
  !goomblers !superheroes the machine is broken
  {IMG}
  !slots200

    asshole +35s +3 / -0
    :#marseymanysuchcases:
    !slots200

      asshole +1m +2 / -0
      {IMG}
      !slots100

        asshole +57s +1 / -0
        {IMG}
        !slots200

          asshole +43s +1 / -0
          {IMG}
          !slots200

            asshole +52s +2 / -0
            {IMG}
            !slots100

              asshole +43s +2 / -0
              {IMG}
              !slots100

                asshole +45s +2 / -0
                {IMG}
                !slots100

                  asshole +57s +2 / -0
                  {IMG}
                  !slots100

                    asshole +42s +2 / -0
                    {IMG}
                    !slots100

                      asshole +52s +2

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-01T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors are just like me fr fr
URL: {REDDIT: r/legaladvice landlord_canceled_apartment_for_me_what_do_i_do}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +21m +6 / -0
> What do you mean it's not my fault I'm a worthless, lazy piece of shit?

  NakedPotatoes +1m +3 / -0
  This but unironically

    SnappyIsMyWaifu +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseyawardretard:

RegnisLarson +1h +3 / -0
>Redditors are just like me fr fr
I'm not a redditor, I just found this post by searching 'legaladvice' in h/chudrama.

  NakedPotatoes +2h +1 / -0
  :#marseysurejan:

    RegnisLarson +1h +1 / -0
    I'm not sure about anything, except that I'm not a redditor.

      NakedPotatoes +6m +1 / -0
      :#surejan:

        RegnisLarson +2h +1 / -0
        :#marseyindignant:

Cao_Cao +4h +1 / -0
{IMG}

  NakedPotatoes +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseysurejan:

    Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
    {IMG}cott

      NakedPotatoes +30m +1 / -0
      :#surejan:cott

        Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
        {IMG}cott

          NakedPotatoes +1m +1 / -0
          :#marseysurejan:cott

            Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
            {IMG}cott

              NakedPotatoes +27m +1 / -0
              :#marseysurejan:cott

                Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
                {

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-10T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Poors are mad that they don't get to live in the 80s and have no savings
URL: {REDDIT: r/finance if_you_want_to_be_better_off_than_you_are_now}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +26m +13 / -0
> I am 55. I started working at 18 and I have made all the wrong choices.
:#marseymanysuchcases:

arsey +34m +12 / -0
My sister is 40 and has $10k in her 401k. She's a nurse and makes like 150k/yr. I told her she should be making 300k in her 40s and she said she has no idea what she's doing. lol I told her to buy a cheap house and live on her own but she's too afraid of living alone. She's a nurse so she can work 3 months and then take 3 months off and get the same pay, but she's afraid of living alone, so she's living with her parents and her paycheck goes to her parents. lol

  peepeehands +14m +9 / -0
  > I told her to buy a cheap house and live on her own but she's too afraid of living alone
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

    arsey +15m +6 / -0
    She's a nurse and makes 150k. I don't understand why she can't buy a house. She's in Florida too. I guess she has no idea what she's doing because she was making 100k in her 30s and is still a nurse but she's not making 150k in her 40s.

  goderator200 +1h +3 / -0
  > I told her to buy a cheap house and live on her own
  if ur a nurse u should be making enough to buy a house on ur own, wtf

    arsey +10h +2 / -0
    She makes $150k but is too

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-04T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors are too stupid to be cops
URL: {REDDIT: r/police this_sub_is_very_disappointing}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
asshole +1h +1 / -0
> redditors
{IMG}
!slots200

  NakedPotatoes +2m +2 / -0
  Cope, seethe, and dilate, seethe, and dilate

    asshole +2m +1 / -0
    {IMG}
    !slots100

      NakedPotatoes +1m +2 / -0
      I bet you could be a cop if you put your mind to it

        asshole +4m +2 / -0
        {IMG}
        !slots1000

          NakedPotatoes +1m +2 / -0
          !slots 500
          I bet you could be a cop if you put your mind to it

            asshole +1m +1 / -0
            {IMG}
            !slots100, seethe, and dilate

              NakedPotatoes +36s +1 / -0
              !slots 1000
              I bet you could be a cop if you put your mind to it

                asshole +1m +2 / -0
                {IMG}
                !slots1000

                  NakedPotatoes +48s +1 / -0
                  !slots 1000
                  I bet you could be a cop if you put your mind to it

                    asshole +2m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}
                    !slots1000

                      NakedPotatoes +1m +1 / -0
                      !slots 1000
                      I bet you could be a cop if you put your mind to it

                        asshole +1m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}
                        !slots1000

                          NakedPotatoes +1m +1 / -0
                          !slots 1000
                          I bet you could be a cop if you put your mind to it

                            asshole +2m +2

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-03-27T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor knows their worth and won't let go of their 100k salary
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork i_got_fired_today}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +8m +10 / -0
> My company has grown exponentially over the past 6 years and my salary has stayed the same.
lol just stay where you are and let the company grow up. I've never heard of a company that would ever fire someone like that

  NakedPotatoes +3m +7 / -0
  He's also a cashier so this is hilarious

    arseupwrongo +1m +8 / -0
    yeah he's not going to get a higher paying job just by moving companies. The company is the one who has the responsibility for paying him, not him the company

  aydyn +1h +5 / -0
  > I've never heard of a company that would ever fire someone like that
  Nigga its a retail job

    arseupwrongo +34m +1 / -0
    lol he's not going to get a higher paying job just by moving companies. The company is the one who has the responsibility for paying him, not him the company

      aydyn +47m +3 / -0
      Youre not reading the post right, he is a retail wagie.

        arseupwrongo +5m +1 / -0
        yeah I'm just being retarded and thinking that it's a well paid retail job or something

  iStillMissEd +1h +3 / -0
  > I've never heard of a company that would ever fire someone like that
  I have. It's why I've been fired twice in my life

    arseupwrongo +11m +2 / -0
    I guess it must happen sometimes. I just don't understand why you'd do it if you could just hire someone cheaper.

      iStillMissEd +24m +3 / -0
      > I guess it must happen sometimes. I just don't understand why you'd do it if you could just hire someone cheaper. I've never heard

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-06T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors seethe over employer's policy to fire people who have children
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology microsoft_tells_employees_not_to_tell_management}
VOTES: +46 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +13m +37 / -0
> I'm sure Microsoft has nothing to do with this, but the US government has been slashing social security benefits for the past few years. They've been doing it very slowly so no one notices, but they've cut it by 25% in the last 10 years. Now, the US government has no obligation to pay out those benefits, so the money for those benefits comes out of the Social Security trust fund, which is funded by payroll taxes. So, the US government has been using those taxes to pay out the benefits, but they've been slashing the benefits, so they're not paying out as much as they used to. So, the Social Security trust fund is shrinking. So, if you're a Microsoft employee and you have a kid, you're going to be paying into the Social Security trust fund, but the US government is going to be using that money to pay out the benefits of other people. So, you're not going to get as much out of the Social Security system as you used to. So, it's a good idea to have a kid if you're a Microsoft employee.
This is the single most retarded thing I've ever read.

  syscochill +2m +25 / -0
  I was going to comment that it's a good thing to have a kid as a Microsoft employee, but you already said that. :marseywholesome:

  BigBlackCockatiel +1h +10 / -0
  > 25% in the last 10 years.
  > using that money to pay out the benefits of other people.
  > you're going to be paying into the Social Security trust fund, but the US government is going to be using that money to pay out the benefits of other people.
  :#marseyconfused2:
  > you're not going to get as much out of the Social Security system as you used to
  You will be 67 years old

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-03-21T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm sorry but who the fuck has 1500k in credit card debt?
URL: {REDDIT: r/retailhell how_do_people_really_get_1500k_in_credit_card_debt}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ChampChomp +1h +11 / -0
> It's not that they can't pay it off, it's that they don't want to.
> They're paying minimums to get the rewards and they're happy with that. They don't care about the interest rate.
> I don't think there's any way to change their minds until they experience the consequences of their actions.
But what if you're making more money than you're spending, but have no money on hand to pay off debt? Do you just keep spending while the interest compounds on the debt?
I guess, that's why you have a credit score of 700+.

  NakedPotatoes +2m +8 / -0
  I have a 800 and don't care

    ChampChomp +1m +8 / -0
    I'm not caring about it either, just that it's your credit score.

      NakedPotatoes +5m +6 / -0
      I know but I'm saying it's retarded

        ChampChomp +10m +7 / -0
        I'm not saying it's retarded, I'm saying that you're retarded.
        That is all.

          NakedPotatoes +1m +4 / -0
          I didn't ask for your opinion

            ChampChomp +1m +4 / -0
            Well, you're obviously retarded, so it's not your place to decide what opinions I'm allowed to have.

  ResneedingSyndrome +3h +4 / -0
  >I guess, that's why you have a credit score of 700+
  :marseyconfused: No? People who are capable of paying off their credit card balance regularly have a higher credit score, because that's what credit cards are for. (A lower credit score means a higher interest rate.) The other part of your score is based on the balance you have on your credit cards,

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-03-02T01Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Redditors are shocked to learn the US has a lower incarceration rate than Canada
URL: {REDDIT: r/Canada_sub the_us_has_a_higher_incarceration_rate_than_canada}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +18m +3 / -0
  If you count the people in jail for being undocumented, then yes.

    vegan_doggy_bottom +10h +2 / -0
    It's still a meme to bring this up. It's a tiny fraction of the total incarcerated population. I think it was like 3000 people at one point.

      AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +1 / -0
      Yeah, but it’s still a lot, but you’re right that it’s a tiny fraction of the total population.

AnnoyinTheGoyim +23m +7 / -0
I’m sure if you count all the illegals in the US that we would have a higher incarceration rate than Canada.

  Freak-Off +2h +2 / -0
  So, 100%?

A_Cat +5m +6 / -0
I'm surprised they're surprised.
Most of the people in the US prison system are there for violent crimes, and most of the people in the Canadian prison system are there for nonviolent crimes.

  NakedPotatoes +3m +7 / -0
  Actually Canada's highest crime is driving without a license, it's like 30% of all charges

    A_Cat +1m +6 / -0
    You'll never get out of jail if you drive without a license. Canada isn't a country, it's a prison

      NakedPotatoes +5m +5 / -0
      Yeah I mean it's a joke but it's also real

    Freak-Off +2h +2 / -0
    Drunk driving is the #1 killer of youths.

  vegan_doggy_bottom +10h +1 / -0
  It's more that most of the people in

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-03-20T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 15% of cdc funding is going to a single black man that doesn't exist
URL: https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5118506-gop-holds-cdc-oversight-hearing/
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +5m +24 / -0
> That’s because I don’t exist. I’m a made-up person.
> I’m a statistical person, a composite of the actual people who are most at risk of dying from COVID-19.
> I’m Black. I’m male. I’m 65 years old. I live in a big city. I have two pre-existing conditions: diabetes and high blood pressure. I don’t get vaccinated.
> I’m just a statistical person. But I’m real enough.
> I’m the reason that 200,000 Black Americans died of COVID-19. I’m the reason that 4,000 Black Americans die of COVID-19 every month.
> I’m the reason that the CDC is spending $6 million a month to remind Black Americans not to get vaccinated.
> I’m the reason that the CDC is spending $4 million a month to remind Black Americans not to get vaccinated.
> I’m the reason that the CDC is spending $2 million a month to remind Black Americans not to get vaccinated.
> I’m the reason that the CDC is spending $1 million a month to remind Black Americans not to get vaccinated.
> I’m the reason that the CDC is spending $500,000 a month to remind Black Americans not to get vaccinated.
> I’m the reason that the CDC is spending $250,000 a month to remind Black Americans not to get vaccinated.
> I’m the reason that the CDC is spending $125,000 a month to remind Black Americans not to get vaccinated.
> I’m the reason that the CDC is spending $62,500 a month to remind Black Americans not to get vaccinated.
> I’m the reason that the CDC is spending $31,250 a month to remind Black Americans not to get vaccinated.
> I’m the reason that the CDC is spending $15,

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-04T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: OP is a journalist, who's job is to write articles about rappers, he's upset that the rappers don't actually like him
URL: {REDDIT: r/hiphopheads am_i_the_only_one_that_feels_like_i_was_screwed}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
feeble-minded-floozy +11m +14 / -0
> I feel like I was promised a career in music journalism and it ended up being a dead end. I was promised a lot of things in journalism and it all ended up being a dead end.
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  Snowfox_Coarsemeow +2h +5 / -0
  Isn't that like 90% of the music "journalists" these days? Or are they just taking advantage of the sub?

  asshole +1h +4 / -0
  i bet if he just didnt suck and got better at his craft he could have a career. They dont call it "getting better at your craft" for nothing!
  {IMG}

    Haberdasher +1h +3 / -0
    That's a new one for me. That's a 'how do I get a career as a music journalist?' thread, not a 'why is it a dead end' one. This guy probably has a career, it's just that he's not happy with it.
    He's a journalist, he's a fan of the music. He's not a rapper, he doesn't make music. He's not going to be the one on stage.

      asshole +8m +2 / -0
      i thought he was saying that the music industry is a dead end for him. He even says that he was promised a career in music journ*lism. Maybe i misunderstood the whole situation, butt it sounded like he was saying that he was promised a career in music and that was a dead end, butt that the music journalism industry is a dead end as well.
      {IMG}

        Haberdasher +40m +2 / -0
        Well, I didn't read the whole thread, just the post. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that's what you're saying.

          asshole +

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-18T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor attacks a homeless veteran, gets called out for it and is asked for proof, responds with video of him beating a child and the homeless veteran
URL: {REDDIT: r/AreTheCisOk this_is_exactly_the_reason_i_dont_trust_the}
VOTES: +14 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +11m +9 / -0
> I just wanted to help people
:#surejan:

  NakedPotatoes +2m +4 / -0
  I'm sure the child was just sleeping in a park and not being a nuisance

  Haberdasher +4h +2 / -0
  'I just wanted to help, but then it all got so much worse. I'm innocent, and I'm not going to stop until you realise I'm innocent.'

Sessagzai +1m +8 / -0
{IMG}
Why is there a cat in the middle of this. It's not a part of the conversation.

  NakedPotatoes +1m +6 / -0
  It's the cat from the video, it's in the background the whole time

    Sessagzai +1m +4 / -0
    {IMG}
    Oh.

      NakedPotatoes +1m +4 / -0
      {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_beating_a_homeless_veteran}
      I think the cat is in the background of this video as well

        Sessagzai +2m +3 / -0
        {IMG}
        I know. It's the same cat, I'm just confused that they are not in the same video.

          NakedPotatoes +1m +4 / -0
          I think the second video is of him fighting a child?

            Sessagzai +3m +3 / -0
            {IMG}
            Why does this cat look so much like a human? I feel like I know this cat.

              NakedPotatoes +2m +3 / -0
              I think it's just a small black cat, I don't see a human

                Sessagzai +3m +3 / -0
                {IMG}
                Yeah

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-09T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: In a shocking turn of events, 35% of reddit users are actually retarded
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_a_controversial_opinion_you_have}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
> I think it is actually possible that the human brain is not even a quantum computer. It is quite possible that the human brain is not even a computer at all. It is a biological entity that has evolved through millions of years to make it one of the most efficient computing devices in the world. It is possible that the human brain is not even a computer at all. It is a biological entity that has evolved through millions of years to make it one of the most efficient computing devices in the world. It is possible that the human brain is not even a computer at all. It is a biological entity that has evolved through millions of years to make it one of the most efficient computing devices in the world.
:#marseyschizowall:

  asshole +1h +4 / -0
  the way he says "it is possible" three times in a row makes it seem like he's repeating himself. I bet he has adhd too
  !slots100

    peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
    i have adhd too

      asshole +3m +3 / -0
      {IMG}
      !slots200

  NakedPotatoes +2m +3 / -0
  He's right

cyberdick +51m +3 / -0
> I think it is actually possible that the human brain is not even a quantum computer. It is quite possible that the human brain is not even a computer at all. It is a biological entity that has evolved through millions of years to make it one of the most efficient computing devices in the world. It is possible that the human brain is not even a computer at all. It is a biological entity that has evolved through millions of years to make it one of the most efficient computing devices in the world. It is possible that the human brain is not even a computer at all. It is a biological entity that has evolved through millions of years to make it one of the

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-03-16T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit is now a literal homeless camp
URL: {REDDIT: r/SeattleWA i_had_to_walk_home_from_work_because_a_homeless}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BimothyX2 +6m +15 / -1
>the police showed up a few hours after the fact
>the homeless people had already left
>the homeless people didn't leave anything behind
>the homeless people didn't do anything
>the homeless people weren't even there
>the homeless people weren't even homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people who happened to be homeless
>the homeless people were just normal people

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-03-26T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why do foids always complain about their moids not getting jobs? You can get a job at 15 and your done by 25, just get a job
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmIOverreacting aio_my_husband_30m_is_unemployed_and_my}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
pizzashill +1h +6 / -1
ive said it before and i'll say it again - the kind of people that get married and live off the foid are not the kind of people you want living off the foid.

  whyareyou +6h +1 / -0
  you are very generous to assume that the kind of people who marry and live off of a foid are not the kind of people who would be better off living off of a foid

  TheDunceonMaster +1d +1 / -0
  :marseyindignant: that's why I'm marrying a foid who has a job

Cao_Cao +1h +7 / -0
> I did not want to be the one to tell him to stop playing video games all day and get a job. I would prefer he work.
{IMG} her: why are you so fucking fat?

  whyareyou +6h +1 / -0
  :marseymanysuchcases:

SnappyIsMyWaifu +2h +6 / -0
> I did not want to be the one to tell him to stop playing video games all day and get a job.
:marseyconfused: Why not?

  whyareyou +5h +2 / -0
  because she's a foid

whyareyou +7h +1 / -0
> I thought I could change him
:marseywomanmoment2: herselfing herself :marseywomanmoment2: herself :marseywomanmoment2: herself :marseywomanmoment2:cott herself :marseywomanmoment2:cott herself :marseywomanmoment2:cott herself :marseywomanmoment2:cott herself :marseywomanmoment2:cott herself :marseywomanmoment2:cott

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-06T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Husband refuses to pay for child support, divorce papers filed, wife still asks the court to forgive his debt
URL: {REDDIT: r/childsupport husband_refuses_to_pay_for_child_support_divorce}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
asshole +3m +11 / -0
> I’m so sorry you’re going through this. It sucks to go through a divorce, but I wish you strength and courage. I’m sure you’re doing the best you can. Your husband sounds like a piece of shit.
>good luck with that
{IMG}
!slots400

  whyareyou +5h +2 / -0
  He's not wrong. The scrote is a piece of shit. If she were a real woman she would have killed him for not paying child support.

    asshole +3m +3 / -0
    this is a ***very*** conservative take and it would make me a fascist
    {IMG}
    !slots200

      whyareyou +2m +2 / -0
      :marseyshrug: it's the only thing that makes sense to me

        asshole +1m +2 / -0
        {IMG}
        !slots100

HenryMcMaster +1h +6 / -0
It's just a number.

  whyareyou +3h +1 / -0
  https://www.irs.gov/individuals/international-taxpayers/can-the-irs-give-me-a-tax-bill-for-child-support-arrears

SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +3 / -0
> We filed for divorce yesterday and he is refusing to pay for child support.
> I was told to file a motion for contempt for his failure to pay child support
Why would she be told to file contempt of court when she is the one who initiated the divorce?

  whyareyou +3h +1 / -0
  https://www.irs.gov/individuals/international-taxpayers/can-the-irs-give-me-a-tax-bill-for-child-support-arrears

whyareyou +5h +2 / -0
The IRS cannot give her a tax bill for child

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-06T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor is shocked that his gf and her boyfriend don't want him to be a sperm donor
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_21m_girlfriend_21f_told_me_theres_no_way_ill}
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
iowa_hawkeye +8m +18 / -0
>She's 100% right, though. They wouldn't be your kid. They'd be theirs. Your DNA would be your contribution to the kid, but it's not like you'll be able to go, "I'm the dad, I'm the only dad who really matters, and my girlfriend and her boyfriend are just pretend dads." The kid will have two dads, and they'll both be real dads. If you're not comfortable with that, you need to say so.
This is the truth, but I'm sure this redditor will have a kid with his gf and the boyfriend will be the kid's dad.

  asshole +16m +11 / -0
  fr, you dont even get a :marseythissmall: chance to be a stepdad

    iowa_hawkeye +1m +8 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:

      asshole +1m +6 / -0
      :#marseysadpat:

  MoidAppreciator +1h +5 / -0
  > They'd be theirs. Your DNA would be your contribution to the kid, but it's not like you'll be able to go, "I'm the dad, I'm the only dad who really matters, and my girlfriend and her boyfriend are just pretend dads."
  :#marseyhesright:
  You're not a dad, you're a sperm donor

  wallywally +10m +4 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

  MoidAppreciator +1h +4 / -0
  I think the boyfriend will be the kid's dad

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +2 / -0
  You're the one who gets to call him your son, the other guy gets to call him his son.

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-17T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors absolutely lose their shit at a simple "I was in the wrong" comment
URL: {REDDIT: r/CatastrophicFailure car_shows_up_at_the_store_my_daughter_ordered_it}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
lmaoprankt +29m +2 / -0
Yeah I’m sure she was right and that poor car was wrongo

  NakedPotatoes +3m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    lmaoprankt +1m +2 / -0
    No uo

      NakedPotatoes +3m +3 / -0
      {IMG}o

        lmaoprankt +1m +2 / -0
        {IMG}o

          NakedPotatoes +23s +3 / -0
          {IMG}oooo

            lmaoprankt +2m +2 / -0
            {IMG}ooooo

              NakedPotatoes +4m +3 / -0
              {IMG}o

                lmaoprankt +46s +2 / -0
                {IMG}o

                  NakedPotatoes +1m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}o

                    lmaoprankt +2m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}o

                      NakedPotatoes +1m +3 / -0
                      {IMG}o

                        lmaoprankt +1m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}o

                          NakedPotatoes +1m +3 / -0
                          {IMG}o

                            lmaoprankt +1m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}o

        lmaoprankt +1m +2 / -0
        {IMG}ooooo

          NakedPotatoes +1m +3 / -0
          {IMG}o

            lmaoprankt +1m +2 / -0
            {IMG}o

              NakedPotatoes +1m +3 / -0
              {IMG}o

                lmaoprankt +2m +2 / -0
                {IMG}o

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-01T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors argue for 18 hours straight about the definition of a "soulless machine"
URL: {REDDIT: r/askreddit whats_a_job_that_is_actually_soulless}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +4m +9 / -0
I thought soulless machine was a euphemism for a trans woman :marseyconfused2:

  NakedPotatoes +4m +6 / -0
  It's a euphemism for a trans woman without a transphobia

    misterwigger +2m +5 / -0
    :#marseythonk:

      NakedPotatoes +1m +5 / -0
      It's a euphemism for a trans woman without a transphobia

        misterwigger +1m +4 / -0
        :#marseyemojilaugh:

HenryMcMaster +4m +4 / -0
{IMG}

KawaiiFembee +1h +3 / -0
> Yeah, in the long term, you can't just work like a dog for some random billionaire and his conglomerate. It's not sustainable. You don't deserve it. You're just a number in the machine.
I'm a number in the machine :marseyretard2:

  NakedPotatoes +1m +3 / -0
  That's what they want you to think

    KawaiiFembee +5m +4 / -0
    {IMG}
    {IMG} to be a number in the machine to be a number in the machine

      NakedPotatoes +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseyschizotwitch: to be a number in the machine

        KawaiiFembee +1m +2 / -0
        {IMG} # :#marseyschizotwitch: "I'm a number in the machine" :#marseyschizotwitch: "I'm a number in the machine" :#marseyschizotwitch: "I'm a number in the machine" :#marseyschizotwitch: "I'm a number in

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-03-08T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Amazon can't even deliver to my house
URL: {REDDIT: r/Seattle amazon_cant_even_deliver_to_my_house}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
goderator200 +1h +3 / -0
u/Unusual-Ad-4862
is there a reason ur house is a drive thru?

  NakedPotatoes +2m +1 / -0
  I don't know why I didn't see this already, it's hilarious

    goderator200 +1m +2 / -0
    u/Unusual-Ad-4862
    > it's hilarious
    u should tell him that

      NakedPotatoes +1m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        goderator200 +2m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          NakedPotatoes +2m +2 / -0
          @Unusual-Ad-4862
          This guy thinks ur house is hilarious you should tell him you think it's hilarious too

            Unusual-Ad-4862 +3h +1 / -0
            How about you shut the fuck up, you fucking piece of shit. You’re the one who’s the asshole here, not me. I don’t care what you think, so why don’t you just fuck off and leave me alone. You’re nothing but a worthless, ignorant piece of shit who can’t even spell “hilarious” correctly. So fuck you, and fuck your stupid opinion.

              NakedPotatoes +1h +1 / -0
              {IMG}

                Unusual-Ad-4862 +2m +1 / -0
                You’re a fucking idiot and I hope you rot in hell. You’re a worthless piece of shit who can’t even spell correctly. Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. You’re nothing but a worthless, ignorant piece of shit who can’t even spell “hilarious” correctly. So fuck you, and fuck your stupid opinion. You’re a fucking idiot and I hope you rot in hell. You’re a worthless piece of shit who can’t even spell correctly. Fuck

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-02T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Loser spends 200k on a house, 100k on renovations, and 100k on a shed. Can't afford to heat his house
URL: {REDDIT: r/melbourne 200k_house_100k_renovations_and_100k_shed_and_i}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
TaxLossHarvester +7m +10 / -0
This is why I want to build my own home one day. Home ownership in America is the best deal in the world. 15% mortgage, 2% property taxes, 1% insurance. It’s just free money for the homeowner.

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +3 / -0
  Yeah, but if you're an American home owner, you're probably a fatass. I guess if you're a fatass in Melbourne you're probably a fatass in America, too.

    TaxLossHarvester +1h +1 / -0
    Wrong

  KawaiiFembee +1h +2 / -0
  I've been thinking about building a house for a while and I'm worried that I'll spend an inordinate amount of money on it and it will be shit.

    TaxLossHarvester +1h +2 / -0
    The secret is to find a builder you trust and get them to do the work. Then make sure you get the right permits, etc.

      KawaiiFembee +55m +2 / -0
      I like the idea of doing it myself. I think I could do it if I had to but I don't want to. It would be a lot of work and I don't want to do it for free.

        TaxLossHarvester +1h +1 / -0
        I’d recommend just doing it as a hobby project if you’re that interested. It’s not like you have to rush it.
        I’m not a builder but I have friends who are and I’m sure they’ll give you good advice. I’d also say to talk to people who’ve done it in your area. I’ve never heard of anyone regretting building a home but I know there’s

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-09T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit trains tell the world how they would have killed Hitler
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit if_you_could_have_killed_hitler_when_he_was_a}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Fabrico +13m +10 / -0
> If I was a Nazi, I would have killed Hitler.
:#marseyhesright:

  NakedPotatoes +5m +4 / -0
  You don't want to give the wrong impression

  ChampChomp +1h +3 / -0
  > I was a Nazi
  :marseydisgust:

  Haberdasher +3h +3 / -0
  If you're a Nazi and don't like Hitler, you're not a Nazi. But you're also not a Nazi if you like Hitler but don't want him around.

SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1h +8 / -0
> I'd have shot him in the head before he could say anything.
>> I'd have shot him in the head before he could say anything.
>>> I'd have shot him in the head before he could say anything.
>>>> I'd have shot him in the head before he could say anything.
>>>>> I'd have shot him in the head before he could say anything.
>>>>>> I'd have shot him in the head before he could say anything.
>>>>>>> I'd have shot him in the head before he could say anything.
>>>>>>>> I'd have shot him in the head before he could say anything.
>>>>>>>>> I'd have shot him in the head before he could say anything.
>>>>>>>>>> I'd have shot him in the head before he could say anything.
>>>>>>>>>>> I'd have shot him in the head before he could say anything.
>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd have shot him in the head before he could say anything.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd have shot him in the head before he could say anything.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd have shot him in the head before he could say anything.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd have shot him in the head before he could say anything.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd have shot him in the head before he could say anything.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd have shot him in the head before he could say anything.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-03-20T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New york man literally unable to stand up to a child for more than 5 seconds
URL: {REDDIT: r/facepalm this_is_what_happens_when_the_antichrist_grows_up}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +10 / -0
i hope he gets a little more practice

X +2m +9 / -0
:#marseytransattentionseeker:

  NakedPotatoes +40s +7 / -0
  :#marseyme:

SnappyIsMyWaifu +40m +4 / -0
So, is he retarded or is he a bully?

  NakedPotatoes +2m +4 / -0
  He's both

Dramamine +2h +1 / -0
I can't tell if this is a trans or just a person of great height.

  NakedPotatoes +4m +1 / -0
  Definitely a trans, look at the arm, 100% FTM

    Dramamine +2m +1 / -0
    {IMG}
    He's not fat. You can tell from the manlet's proportions... The only way he's a troon is if he's a fat manlet.. But I guess that's possible..

      NakedPotatoes +3m +1 / -0
      No, troons tend to have thicker arms. The manlet in question has the forearm of a 12 year old

        Dramamine +1m +1 / -0
        That's a fat kid. The other one is a fit manlet. I don't think the same person is in both videos, and I don't think the second video is real

          NakedPotatoes +2m +1 / -0
          :#marseycope:. The first video is literally just a train the second video is the same train "being forced" to interact with another train. You're coping hard here.cott.

            Dramamine +4m +1 / -0
            It's not a train. It's a short fat kid.

              NakedPot

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-19T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Wtf I love the new faggy twitter now
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A???
COMMENTS: N/A?cott?
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
COMMENTS:
nokong +15m +5 / -0
{IMG}
this is cirno

  Soren +21m +2 / -0
  @JoeBiden @Sphereserf3232 @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS @MoonMetropolis @Vegeta @discuss @ChristoffWChanderson @Its_All_Donkey_Kong_Man @PlsNope @BussyAtomSmasher @BussyMerchant @Ninjjer @Aevann @DickButtKiss @BWC @Holly_Jolly_Kong @KawaiiFembee @Grue @RWBY @arsey @MarseyIsMyWaifu @Rad_juju @jimmycrack @FoidBlaster @JimieWhales @BussyAtomSmasher @Sner @SpookyDog @TournamentFishing @WootFatigue @KoreanDramaKing @Kang-PrimeTimeline @Kang-PrimeTimeline @PunishedVacuum @Redactor0 @KONY_2022 @sirpingsalot @Guzzy @AverageBen10Enjoyer @Lv100_Skeleton @BigBussyHunter @Tomfoolery @Sneedman @Count_Sprpr @BussyAtomSmasher @Sphereserf3232 @johannesalthusius @Discuss @PoweredByPhenethylamines @Haberdasher @24-7_ROCK_COCK @ChristoffWChanderson @YALLAHblessYoTraplord @Ducky @Sneedman @ticktocktrainiguess @Zenzic @retard @ritalinrx @Awoo @Lappland @TouchFluffyTails @ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOMO @MouthFarting @i_only_downvote_pizza @pizzashill @TheGrillcast @Grue @binturong @TheDunceon

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-03-28T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How the fuck is it legal to sell a car with 200k miles for 35k
URL: {REDDIT: r/terriblefacebookmemes i_have_been_walking_around_with_this_for_3_days}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AnnoyinTheGoyim +2m +12 / -0
Because he’s selling it to a pooner? What are they going to do with it?

  peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
  pooners love buying cheap used cars they can't afford to fix
  i'm sure they will be able to drive it for the next 200k miles

    AnnoyinTheGoyim +2m +7 / -0
    Are you saying pooners can’t drive?

      peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
      :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

        AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +5 / -0
        So they can’t drive at all? Like they don’t know how to drive?

          peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
          :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

  NakedPotatoes +1m +4 / -0
  It's a pooner?

    AnnoyinTheGoyim +2m +4 / -0
    Are you retarded? The woman in the pic has a beard.

      NakedPotatoes +3m +3 / -0
      I'm saying it's a pooner not that pooners can't be women

        AnnoyinTheGoyim +1m +3 / -0
        >pooners can't be women
        They can’t. You’re supposed to be dead to them.

          NakedPotatoes +3m +2 / -0
          I'm saying pooners can be women, not that they can't

            AnnoyinTheGoyim +3m +3 / -0
            You’re wrong. They can’t be women.

              NakedPotatoes +1m +2 / -0
              Wrong, chud

                An

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-03-15T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have been hired as a full time consultant and I have never worked before
URL: {REDDIT: r/consulting full_time_consultant}
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
asshole +7m +6 / -0
> I am confident that I can make an impact in this role and help the organization achieve its goals. Thank you for considering my application.
> Sincerely, [Your Name]
why would you include this? Like no one is going to read it anyway, and if they did the fact that you included it is a bad sign. Like if the company wanted to hire an AI they could hire one.
!slots123

  Freak-Off +5h +1 / -0
  I'm confused.
  Is this AI shit or a real person?

    asshole +7h +2 / -0
    idk, i just know its :gay:
    !slots222

  Freak-Off +5h +1 / -0
  I'm confused.
  Is this AI shit or a real person?

    asshole +7h +2 / -0
    idk, i just know its :gay:
    !slots222

Sner +2h +4 / -0
the sign that I'm too good for them :marseyindignant:
I have no need of this :marseyindignantturn:

  NakedPotatoes +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseyme:

L +2h +4 / -0
>40-50k a year
>consulting
>30 years old
>full time
:marseyconfused2:
You can make more as a retail worker at this point

  NakedPotatoes +1m +2 / -0
  I have no idea what's going on

  Freak-Off +2h +1 / -0
  Is this the kind of thing that's more about who you know than anything else?

    L +4h +1 / -0
    The only time I've ever heard someone make that much money as a consultant is if they were in a major city or were working for a large corporation.
    And that's assuming they

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-10T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm so glad I bought a house before the housing market collapsed :marseyitsover:
URL: {REDDIT: r/FluentInFinance im_so_glad_i_bought_a_house_before_the_housing}
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cathedral +1h +14 / -0
>you're a homeowner and you're still posting on reddit
{IMG}

  NakedPotatoes +2m +7 / -0
  I wish I wasn't

Chevywrecker +1h +11 / -0
He should sell his house and buy a house.

  NakedPotatoes +2m +8 / -0
  That's literally what the article said

  RubberBandMan +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseybigbrain:

Jewdanksdad +21m +8 / -0
:#marseyropeyourself:

  NakedPotatoes +1m +9 / -0
  I'm not a redditor

    Jewdanksdad +5m +6 / -0
    Yes, you are:derpthumbsup:

      NakedPotatoes +1m +5 / -0
      {IMG}

KoreanDandyKing +45m +8 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyagreesuperspeed:

  NakedPotatoes +14m +4 / -0
  100%

LowAPM +2h +7 / -0
> You know, I have a degree in finance and I didn’t buy a house until I was 32
:taylaugh:

  NakedPotatoes +2m +7 / -0
  This is what's so funny about this dude, he's a "financial advisor" and he's just posting the most retarded shit possible to reddit to make himself look smart

    RubberBandMan +27m +4 / -0
    Yea, if he is just a basic financial advisor, that is so fucking rslurred. :marseydisagree:
    If he is some kind of certified financial planner, he should be ashamed of himself for trying to be a giga-guru :marsey

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-02T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foids :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment2: get what they deserve
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_21f_friend_just_got_married_to_a_35m_man_hes}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +12 / -0
> he also has a 7 year old son
lol

  NakedPotatoes +37s +11 / -0
  That's the joke

  s_a_n_t_b +12m +9 / -0
  7 year old son (half of whom is also the wife's)

  misterwigger +11m +8 / -0
  >half of a 7 year old son
  :#marseyemojilaugh:

PegMeMommy +30m +7 / -0
> He’s not just an asshole, he’s a narcissist.
:#marseyxdoubt:
It's either that or he's a giant pussy.

whyareyou +14h +2 / -0
This is just a foid being a foid, which is what it sounds like......ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-03-10T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors cope that they're jobless when they don't even know what a job is
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork i_cant_find_a_job}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
L +36m +13 / -0
I think they're just getting desperate for jobs. The op probably has 2 or 3 different jobs lined up in his head and thinks he's gonna get them all.
But then it turns out he doesn't have the experience to do any of them and they're not even in the same industry. No one will hire him.
He's probably not even getting interviews for those jobs because he's not even trying to interview for them, he's just hoping they'll take him because he has no idea what he's doing

KoreanDandyKing +2h +9 / -0
{IMG}
I have never seen a job listing that explicitly says "No Asians".

GlowieKong +8h +4 / -0
"Two years of experience in this field is required, but don't worry! We'll train you on the job!" :marseyseethe:
"I have no experience in this field, but I'm willing to learn!" :marseyseethe:
"Sorry, we're only looking for candidates with 2-5 years of experience in this field." :marseyseethe:
"Okay, well, I have 2 years of experience in a similar field, and I'm willing to learn!" :marseyseethe:
"Sorry, we're only looking for candidates with 2-5 years of experience in this field." :marseyseethe:
"Okay, well, I have 2 years of experience in a similar field, and I'm willing to learn!" :marseyseethe:
"Sorry, we're only looking for candidates with 2-5 years of experience in this field." :marseyseethe:
"Okay, well, I have 2 years of experience in a similar field, and I'm willing to learn!" :marseyseethe:
"Sorry, we're only looking for candidates with 2-5 years of experience in this field." :marseyseethe:

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-08T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Goomer calls out reddit for having a blatant anti China bias
URL: {REDDIT: r/pcgaming i_genuinely_cannot_understand_the_amount_of}
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
iowa_hawkeye +21m +18 / -0
The only gamers i know irl are absolute retards.

  NakedPotatoes +36s +14 / -0
  Yeah I have a few friends in the military that are absolute fucking retards, one of them was the gayest dude I know irl

    iowa_hawkeye +2m +10 / -0
    I had a friend that was a former LRRP in the Marines and he was an absolute retard. He made good money but he didn't save any of it.

      NakedPotatoes +42s +6 / -0
      I've heard that before it's kinda sad

  A_Cat +10m +11 / -0
  Gamers are the most oppressed minority in the world

  GooooooldMember +1h +3 / -0
  This is why gamergate is so retarded. It's not a conspiracy by the gaymers, it's just they're all retarded and are easily manipulated by the media

    iowa_hawkeye +5h +2 / -0
    I'm a vidya gamer, not a gaymer.

GooooooldMember +1h +6 / -0
> i genuinely cannot understand the amount of anti-china bias on this sub
> Yeah, if you really want to know the reason why, it's because the CCP is a fascist regime. It's the only reason.
> Thank you for explaining why. I knew it was going to be something like that.
> Why do you think it’s fascist?
> It’s literally the definition of fascism. It’s a single party state that’s openly hostile to western liberal democracies and it’s been a thing for decades. They’ve been openly hostile to their own people as well. If you think that’s not fascism, you’re a fucking idiot.
> "It's literally the definition of fascism"
> You're not really a smart person, are you?

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-09T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Local business owner complains about "free market capitalism" when he gets sued for $100k
URL: {REDDIT: r/smallbusiness im_a_small_business_owner_and_am_being_sued_for}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SneedmansLostForeskin +2h +2 / -0
> I have done everything by the book
> I have insurance
> I've had no issues with my business since 2014
> I've done nothing wrong
> I am being sued for 100k
> I think capitalism sucks and we need more regulations
> I've been told I'm not liable
> I'm being sued
> It's capitalism's fault
> Capitalism is why I have no money
> I've had no issues with my business since 2014
> I've done nothing wrong
> I think capitalism sucks and we need more regulations
> I've been told I'm not liable
> I'm being sued
> It's capitalism's fault
> Capitalism is why I have no money
> I've had no issues with my business since 2014
> I've done nothing wrong
> I think capitalism sucks and we need more regulations
> I've been told I'm not liable
> I'm being sued
> It's capitalism's fault
> Capitalism is why I have no money
> I've had no issues with my business since 2014
> I've done nothing wrong
> I think capitalism sucks and we need more regulations
> I've been told I'm not liable
> I'm being sued
> It's capitalism's fault
> Capitalism is why I have no money
> I've had no issues with my business since 2014
> I've done nothing wrong
> I think capitalism sucks and we need more regulations
> I've been told I'm not liable
> I'm being sued
> It's capitalism's fault
> Capitalism is why I have no money
> I've had no issues with my business since 2014
> I've done nothing wrong
> I think capitalism sucks and we need more regulations
> I've been told I'm

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-08T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit smug posts about people on welfare not working full time, 15 year old account, 21.7k karma, 1.9k comment karma
URL: {REDDIT: r/unpopularopinion most_people_on_welfare_are_getting_what_they_deserve}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LSU_Coonass +1h +4 / -0
i thought welfare was for the elderly and disabled, not a literal welfare queen who can get a job at a grocery store and get like 100k a yearo

  NakedPotatoes +3m +2 / -0
  What's the difference?o

  H +2h +2 / -0
  Welfare is for poor people. It’s not for the disabled. That’s Medicaid.

    LSU_Coonass +13m +1 / -0
    its not for the elderly either thats social security and medicare

      H +1h +1 / -0
      I think it’s for both of them. I’m not sure.oo

        LSU_Coonass +1h +2 / -0
        if you are a "disabled" adult, you are a burden on society and shouldnt be getting welfare

          H +1h +1 / -0
          I was going to say that but then I remembered all the people I know who are disabled and I don’t think it’s fair to make them work. We should pay for their medical needs and give them some money to live on.

            LSU_Coonass +1h +1 / -0
            that's not what i said, i said if you are disabled you are a burden on society, so you shouldnt be getting welfare
            it would be better for you to get a job and for society to compensate for your disability

              H +33m +1 / -0
              No. If you’re disabled then you shouldn’t have to work. We should make up for your disability. I’m glad that you’re disabled so that you don’t have to work. You’re lucky.

                LSU_Coonass +1h +1 / -0
                well you cant just be a parasite, you need

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-03-06T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors post their L's when their state refuses to do anything about their gypsy problem
URL: {REDDIT: r/minnesota any_politicians_taking_action_against_gypsy}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +3m +10 / -0
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  Detroitvelvetsmooth +3h +5 / -0
  >:marseyboomer: just sell me the business so I can retire
  >:marseyjewish: well I'll sell it to you, but you have to sign over your home and car as collateral and pay 20% interest on a 100k loan
  >:marseyboomer: well, I guess I'll just keep working
  >:marseyjewish: I'm sure you'll figure it out

  jimmycrack +15h +2 / -0
  >I'm Jewish. There are some things I know about the Gypsy problem in Europe that you might not. I will not go into it here, as it would take a lot of time to explain properly. But it's a problem that has been around for centuries.
  >So, there are two things we can do to address the issue: (1) work to make it illegal to be a gypsy, or (2) work to make it legal to be a gypsy. Option (2) is the one that has been tried in Europe, and it hasn't worked. Option (1) is the one that has been tried in America, and it has worked.
  >So, what do we do? We do option (1). We make it illegal to be a gypsy. We make it illegal to be a gypsy in Minnesota. We make it illegal to be a gypsy in America. We make it illegal to be a gypsy in the world.
  >We do option (1) because option (2) has failed. Option (2) has failed because it is not possible to make it legal to be a gypsy. It is not possible to make it legal to be a gypsy because it is not possible to make it legal to be a gypsy.
  >So,

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-03-13T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: OP wants to know if his wife is a whore
URL: {REDDIT: r/legaladvice husband_thinks_i_might_be_a_whore}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +1h +6 / -0
> I (32F) have been married to my husband (32M) for 7 years
:#marseyno:
> I'm a whore
:#marseyyes:

  whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
  :marseythinkorino:

SnappyIsMyWaifu +4h +3 / -0
> You are a whore
> He is the asshole for telling you he doesn't want you to be a whore
:#marseyfoidretardtalking::

  whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-01T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I'm a woman I'm going to be late for my abortion, can you wait 20 minutes?" Asks Redditor while flashing her ID and asking for the manager
URL: {REDDIT: r/doordash_drivers my_customer_asked_me_to_wait_20_minutes_so_she}
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +1h +10 / -0
Lmao the real reason they're late is because they're foids.

  NakedPotatoes +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

PegMeMommy +1h +10 / -0
{REDDIT: r/doordash_drivers my_customer_asked_me_to_wait_20_minutes_so_she}
> Yes. I had a customer who had a baby and I showed up at 10pm and the mom was so tired she was asleep on the couch. She was texting her husband for help and asked me to just leave the food on the counter and go. I told her I wouldn’t and if she needed help I would help her. She was so thankful and said she had no idea how she was going to get the food to the baby.
> I didn’t get the order, but I also didn’t get fired.
u/Midnight-Monkey-8352
Why would you do that for $10?

  tempest +1h +5 / -0
  I'm gonna guess he didn't have much better options and would have been fired either way.

  SHEETROCK_JOHNSON +15h +2 / -0
  > Why would you do that for $10?
  {IMG}

LowAPM +3h +6 / -0
> She asked if I could wait 20 minutes so she could come back to the car to get her stuff and go to the abortion clinic
:marseyxd:

tempest +3h +6 / -0
> I called her name and she didn’t answer. I knocked on the door and she still didn’t answer. I called again, and she still didn’t answer.
> I was at the door for about

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-03-14T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors debate the age of consent
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit if_you_could_pick_a_new_age_of_consent_what_would}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
misterwigger +2m +13 / -0
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:#marseyemojilaugh:

  NakedPotatoes +4m +9 / -0
  :#marseydarkxd: I can't even

  asshole +51m +4 / -0
  {IMG}
  !slots100

Dramamine +1h +5 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyboomer:
:#marseywoodchipper2:

arsey +1h +4 / -0
oh shit I need to start looking for a girl to fuck before the age of consent goes up to 25!

whyareyou +2h +2 / -0
This is the same question as "what's the ideal age to start selling your body as a human sex doll?"

asshole +56m +2 / -0
> 14 is still too young for me. I feel like the brain isn't fully developed until 25, but I also think that as long as you are mature enough to be held responsible for your actions, you should be able to consent to sex.
:#speechbubble:
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!slots100

  whyareyou +1h +1 / -0
  :marseyxd:

KoreanDandyKing +1h +1 / -0
14 if it were me.
But I also love girls who are the same age as me so.
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whyareyou +2h +1 / -0
There's a reason for the age of consent, and it's not because of the "brain not fully developed" bs. It's because nobody wants to deal with the fallout of a 12 year old getting knocked up.
If we want to make a special exception for 12-17 year olds, we should make it a one-way street where the adult is the one who can consent and the kid can't. They can

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-02T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Small town of 6000 people actually has 3000 illegal immigrants. How do you fix this problem? Redditors weigh in
URL: {REDDIT: r/FluentInFinance 3000_illegal_immigrants_in_my_small_town_of}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +23 / -0
> I’m a US citizen and I don’t want to help, they’re not Americans and should be deported
> Someone else who is American can help, they can afford it
lol

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +21m +19 / -0
  >I'm a US citizen and I don't want to help, they're not Americans and should be deported
  >Someone else who is American can help, they can afford it
  >If they refuse to help, I will be forced to do so
  >If they refuse to help, I will be forced to do so
  >If they refuse to help, I will be forced to do so
  >If they refuse to help, I will be forced to do so
  >If they refuse to help, I will be forced to do so
  >If they refuse to help, I will be forced to do so
  >If they refuse to help, I will be forced to do so
  >If they refuse to help, I will be forced to do so
  >If they refuse to help, I will be forced to do so

  asshole +1h +10 / -0
  > I’m a US citizen and I don’t want to help, they’re not Americans and should be deported
  > Someone else who is American can help, they can afford it
  > I will vote for the candidate that is most likely to get the job done
  :#speechbubble:
  {IMG}
  !slots100

  GodzillaSong +40m +10 / -0
  He's right. I'm a US citizen and I don't want to help, they're not Americans and should be deported.
  Someone else who is American can help, they can afford it.

  SnappyIsMyWaifu

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-06T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The new keystone is going to be a disaster, I don't care what anyone says
URL: {REDDIT: r/energykeystone_xl_pipeline_is_a_disaster}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LowAPM +2h +3 / -0
I don't understand why anyone is surprised by this. It's been almost two years since anyone has said anything about keystone.

Haberdasher +1h +2 / -0
The only thing I care about is if it will be a disaster for redditors.

  NakedPotatoes +10m +2 / -0
  It will be a disaster for the entire planet if we don't have an emergency pipeline to supply our oil needs

    Haberdasher +11m +3 / -0
    I don't think it's a matter of if we need it, but how much we need it. I'm not sure I've seen an accurate comparison of how much oil Canada produces versus what the US consumes, but I'm inclined to believe that it's not enough to make a significant difference to the average person's life.
    There is a lot of green energy being pursued, and that is the right direction to go. But if the US is going to be dependent on oil for a while, this is the best way to get the oil to the places it's needed. I'm not a fan of fracking, but if it's going to be the status quo for the next few years, it's the best way to get oil from Canada.

      NakedPotatoes +5m +2 / -0
      It's a good way to get it to the refineries which is the only thing that matters. Not that it's a disaster.

        Haberdasher +4m +2 / -0
        Good way to get it to the refineries, yes, but I'm not sure it's a disaster. Just very expensive. And the rest of the world can't use it, so it's really just a big, expensive way for Canada to sell oil to the US.

          NakedPotatoes +2m +2 / -0
          No, the rest of the world can use it. It's just not used because of the trans

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AUTHOR: NakedPotatoes
DATE: 2025-04-01T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: People don't understand that this is how most women talk :marseyindignantwoman:
URL: {REDDIT: r/MtF im_scared_to_go_outside}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +6 / -0
lmao the :marseytrain2: is on a level of delusion that i cant even comprehend

  NakedPotatoes +1m +4 / -0
  We're gonna get a whole new generation of troons that think they're real women due to how much they talk like them

    peepeehands +1m +4 / -0
    I can't wait for the AI to be able to detect troons from their voice alone

      NakedPotatoes +2m +3 / -0
      :#marseyinshallah:

Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1h +2 / -0
> I don't really know how to talk with them. I don't want to just talk about sports or cars or whatever men talk about. I'm interested in talking about other stuff, but I don't really know what. I don't know what to say, and I'm afraid they'll think I'm weird or something.
> So yeah, I'm kind of scared to go outside. I'm worried about how I'll be perceived by other people, and I'm worried about how I'll be treated. I just want to be able to go out and talk to people without feeling like I'm going to be judged or something. But I don't know how to do that.
I think he's doing a good job of passing.

  NakedPotatoes +2m +1 / -0
  I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing that I believed iting:

    Snowfox_Coarsemeow +1m +2 / -0
    It's a good thing, because it's funny and everyone should be able to pass.

      NakedPotatoes +1m +1 / -0
      :#marseykneel:inging

cyberdick +1h +2 / -0
> I don't want to just talk about sports or cars or whatever

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-11-27T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysoylentgrin: "Why are the kids so mean to me?" :marseysoylentgrin:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers kids_are_mean_to_me}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I have always been a teacher but I am currently student teaching in a 6th grade classroom and it's just so exhausting. I know they are mean to me because I'm new but they are so disrespectful and so mean. I just want to give up. I don't know what to do. I'm just so overwhelmed with all the mean stuff they say to me. It's just exhausting.
> I'm an elementary education major and I have been working in a school for the past 10 years. I have always been a teacher, but I am currently student teaching in a 6th grade classroom and it's just so exhausting. I know they are mean to me because I'm new but they are so disrespectful and so mean. I just want to give up. I don't know what to do. I'm just so overwhelmed with all the mean stuff they say to me. It's just exhausting.
> They are so mean to me. I can't handle it anymore. I'm just so tired of them being so mean to me. I just want to give up. I don't know what to do. I'm just so overwhelmed with all the mean stuff they say to me. It's just exhausting.
> I'm an elementary education major and I have been working in a school for the past 10 years. I have always been a teacher, but I am currently student teaching in a 6th grade classroom and it's just so exhausting. I know they are mean to me because I'm new but they are so disrespectful and so mean. I just want to give up. I don't know what to do. I'm just so overwhelmed with all the mean stuff they say to me. It's just exhausting.
> They are so mean to me. I can't handle it anymore. I'm just so tired of them being so mean to me. I just want to give up. I don't know what to do. I'm just so overwhelmed with all the mean stuff they say to me. It's just exhausting.
> I'm an elementary

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-04-11T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Fatties in r/PlusSize :marseychonkerfoid: mad at a movie for being fatphobic :marseyscooter:
URL: {REDDIT: r/PlusSize the_body_positivity_movements_response_to_the}
VOTES: +34 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I'm so happy I decided not to watch the movie. The fact that they had the audacity to put in a scene that has us, plus sized folks, coming up and leaving while the skinny people are all hanging out is so fucking insulting. I'm already dealing with a lot of self esteem issues and I don't need a movie that's going to be extra triggering. Not to mention the fact that the main character is so fatphobic, it's a huge red flag.]({REDDIT: r/PlusSize the_body_positivity_movements_response_to_the})
> [I just want a movie where we're not depicted as the villains. I wish they would have showed a scene where the plus sized folks are happy and having a good time.]({REDDIT: r/PlusSize the_body_positivity_movements_response_to_the})
I don't think the fact that you can't stand to watch a movie means the movie is fatphobic? :marseyconfused:
> [I didn't watch it because I have to avoid a lot of movies for my own mental health.]({REDDIT: r/PlusSize the_body_positivity_movements_response_to_the})
What is this person so afraid of? :marseychonkerfoidpuke:
> [I was really hoping for a movie about being a plus sized woman and how we can navigate this world. Instead we get a movie about how plus sized women are the bad guys and how the skinny girls are the good guys. I really wish they would have shown scenes that showed plus sized women enjoying themselves and having fun. I was really hoping for a movie about how we can navigate this world and how we can find happiness in our bodies.]({REDDIT: r/PlusSize the_body_positivity_movements_response_to_the})
> [I was really hoping for a movie about how we can find happiness in our bodies. Instead we get a movie about how the skinny girls are the good guys and how the plus sized women are the

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-06-14T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywall: Why do they all look the same? :marseywall:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +27 / -0
i'll never understand the incel fixation with their own gender's ugliest specimens

  NeedForStuffing +44s +17 / -0
  I'm not an incel I just think it's funny :marseyxd:

  Elise_Culpepper +1h +6 / -0
  I just like seeing what the end result of a lifetime of abuse looks like

  _sus +1h +3 / -0
  they're the ones who have the most practice on looking at women.

  DickButtKiss +1h +1 / -0
  I dont get it either. Like I dont hate women but I don't hate men either. But some of these pics are so revolting

BigBussyHunter +2m +19 / -0
:#marseydisagree:
Marsey is trying to tell you something

  NeedForStuffing +1m +12 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

    BigBussyHunter +27s +11 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

  Bartendercel +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyhomofascist:

JoyceCarolOates +14m +17 / -0
I'm not attracted to women with necks

  KoreanDandyKing +23m +9 / -0
  I'm not attracted to women with necks. :marseyshapiro:
  I'm attracted to women with *thick* necks.
  Its the same reason why I'm not attracted to men with necks.
  I'm attracted to men with *thick* necks.
  :marseybuff: :!marseybuff:

    24-7_ROCK_COCK +1h +4 / -0
    :#marseybooba:

  Elise_Culpepper +1h +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-04-15T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors are currently raging at a dude who made a meme about their favorite gay anime, and they're mad about it
URL: {REDDIT: r/OnePiece the_meme_has_been_made_by_an_italian_fascist}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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The Italian Fascist meme has been made by an Italian Fascist. Please do not spread it.
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> I hope this gets banned
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> You know they won't ban it right? This is the internet, there's no rules. If you hate it so much you can just not post it
> "It's not allowed to post the meme, it's fascist"
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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-05-22T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A chud is introduced to the rdrama lifestyle
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter what_the_actual_fuck}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I’m sorry but that’s just a fucking lie. You can’t be racist and transphobic and then put on a wig, make a video saying you’re trans, and then act surprised that your hateful rhetoric is being used against you.]({REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter what_the_actual_fuck})
> [This is a teachable moment for OP. If you’re going to be hateful and transphobic, you have to accept the consequences.]({REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter what_the_actual_fuck})
> [It’s not like you’re wearing a “Trans Lives Matter” shirt and having a debate about the merits of “trans” women in women’s sports. You are a fucking transphobe. It’s not like you’re trying to convince people that you’re trans, you’re just being a hateful piece of shit. You’re not getting tricked. You’re just being a fucking asshole.]({REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter what_the_actual_fuck})
> [Just stop being a piece of shit and you don’t have to deal with the consequences of being a piece of shit. But you can’t be surprised when people treat you like shit if you’re being a piece of shit. You’re not being tricked, you’re just being a fucking asshole.]({REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter what_the_actual_fuck})
COMMENTS:
X +3m +16 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyoctopus2:

  NeedForStuffing +1m +7 / -0
  I've already seen the "it's a bait post" comment, but holy shit it's so much more blatant than I expected :marseyxd:

  STAN_ARTMS +3h +2 / -0
  It's bait, but it's very good bait

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +6h +2 / -0
  :#marseyxd: holy shit that's top tier bait

cyberdick +1h +5 / -0
> [It's a lie. You can

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-12-16T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycapitalistmanlet: The Great Sneed Famine :!marseycapitalistmanlet:
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork imagine_being_this_scum}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Imagine being this scum. A person that would sacrifice the health and safety of their coworkers and the well-being of their family for the sake of money. Absolutely disgusting.
> This is why I support unions, to fight against this kind of scum.
{IMG}
> [How can you not see the irony in writing this out while using reddit? Not only are you a parasite, you are a leech.]({REDDIT: r/antiwork comment})
{IMG}
> [I have a hard time believing that you have a family.]({REDDIT: r/antiwork comment})
>> [People that do not have a family are more likely to be scum than those that do.]({REDDIT: r/antiwork comment})
>>> [You're a parasite, do you think people who do not have a family are more likely to be parasites than people who have a family?]({REDDIT: r/antiwork comment})
>>>> [No, but they are more likely to be scum.]({REDDIT: r/antiwork comment})
>>>>> [Why?]({REDDIT: r/antiwork comment})
>>>>>> [I just do, okay? Scum are awful people that will do whatever they can to get ahead, even if it means harming others. Parasites are people that live off of others, but they don't necessarily harm others. I don't think people who do not have a family are more likely to be scum, but I do think they are more likely to be parasites.]({REDDIT: r/antiwork comment})
COMMENTS:
GT +2m +8 / -0
it's so funny how when a redditor is confronted with the fact they're a parasite they always try to deflect. The same way they do when you ask them how they feel about single mothers

  Jimbo_B_Beterson +23m +5 / -0
  It's because redditors are still childrenos who only understand the world in terms of good and bad.
  >

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-03-21T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors :marseysoylentgrin: seethe :marseyseethe: because the New York Times :marseyjourno: accidentally used the word 'woman' in an article :marseytransgenocide:
URL: {REDDIT: r/technology new_york_times_accidentally_publishes_an_article}
VOTES: +152 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is fucking incredible, I love it. There's a lot of seethe here, but I'm going to highlight a few choice comments, because they're so goddamn funny. I'll start with this one, which is the most seething comment I've seen all day.
> [I was trying to find a way to describe the situation but I think this is the best way I can put it.]({REDDIT: r/technology new_york_times_accidentally_publishes_an_article})
> [Imagine you have a kid with a learning disability that means they can only speak in a specific way. You try to teach them to speak normally but it doesn't work and eventually you give up and just let them say whatever they want.]({REDDIT: r/technology new_york_times_accidentally_publishes_an_article})
> [This is kind of like that. They're trying to make a change to the way they speak but they just keep messing it up. They don't want to go back to the way they used to speak but they can't seem to learn a new way. They're just stuck in this limbo where they're trying to change but they can't seem to get it right.]({REDDIT: r/technology new_york_times_accidentally_publishes_an_article})
> [So they keep messing up and publishing articles that say "women" instead of "people who have vaginas" and they keep apologizing and saying they're sorry and they're trying to do better but they can't seem to get it right. It's like they're stuck in this loop where they're trying to change but they can't seem to get it right.]({REDDIT: r/technology new_york_times_accidentally_publishes_an_article})
> [I don't know if they'll ever get it right but I hope they do. I hope they can learn to speak in a way that is more inclusive

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-11-15T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow: :marseyglow:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +39 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-12-20T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: for rdrama
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +3m +4 / -0
I think you have to actually be in a relationship to have your wedding date listed there.

  NeedForStuffing +2m +2 / -0
  :marseythinkorino:
  I might have to do that

    ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
    You should

      NeedForStuffing +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyitsover:
      I'm too much of a loser to find a foid :marseydepressed:

        ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
        Just be a loser together

          NeedForStuffing +41s +3 / -0
          :marseysulk:

            ManBearFridge +34s +2 / -0
            :marseycheerup:

RedFox1 +1h +3 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}@ted_simp
{IMG}@idio3
{IMG}@pizzashill

  pizzashill +1m +3 / -0
  I know, I'm not even gonna bother making a fake one this year.

    RedFox1 +2m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

  NeedForStuffing +14m +3 / -0
  :marseypizzashillpat:

  ManBearFridge +16m +2 / -0
  You're a liar

  ARNOLD_FRIEND +2h +1 / -0
  i am not getting married until after i get my PhD

    RedFox1 +5m +1 / -0
    {IMG}@TED_SIMP

      ARNOLD_FRIEND +2m +1 / -0
      yes :marseylove:

        RedFox1 +4m +1 / -0
        {IMG}@TED_SIMP

          ARNOLD_FRIEND +3m +1 /

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-03-22T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain2: asks r/asktransgender if there's a solution for their AGP boner. Everyone agrees that it's just the way it is and nobody's doing anything about it
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender is_there_a_way_to_get_rid_of_the_erection}
VOTES: +130 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A trans woman who's been on HRT for a year and a half asks r/asktransgender if there's a way to not be constantly boned up. Here's the post:
> I've been on HRT for a year and a half and I've been getting erections constantly. It doesn't happen in the morning or when I wake up, it's more like I'll be walking or doing something and I'll feel a slight hardness in my crotch and have to pull my pants down and change. I also have a huge boner when I'm around women and it's kind of embarrassing. I'm not sure if it's a result of testosterone or not but I'm wondering if anyone has a solution for this. I also have a lot of body hair that I shave constantly and it makes me feel uncomfortable.
> Is there a way to get rid of this? I'm also taking Spironolactone and my testosterone levels are in a normal range so I'm not sure what the issue is.
Unfortunately, no one has a solution, but we do have a lot of advice. :marseywholesome:
---
> [AGP boners are a part of the AGP experience. It's not something you can get rid of, but I wouldn't say it's always negative.]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender is_there_a_way_to_get_rid_of_the_erection})
>> [How do I make it not negative? It's so weird, it's like I have a boner but I'm not even attracted to the person I'm with. It's just a constant boner that's always there. I'm not even sure if it's a boner or just a weird hardness in my crotch.]({REDDIT: r/asktransgender is_there_a_way_to_get_rid_of_the_erection})
>>> [You can't control it, you can

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-10-19T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/Drama themed pumpkin
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been meaning to make one of these for a while
COMMENTS:
ElectricFencePence +34m +6 / -0
:#marseyghosthappy:

  NeedForStuffing +2m +4 / -0
  Nice marsey :marseythumbsup:y

AverageBen10Enjoyer +2h +3 / -0
It's a good one.

  NeedForStuffing +16m +2 / -0
  :marseylove:y

BasicallyADoxxer +2h +2 / -0
pretty good, wish you'd done the dramarama one
{IMG}

  NeedForStuffing +37m +3 / -0
  Yeah I was gonna but I'm a lazy shit and it was too much effort

    BasicallyADoxxer +46m +2 / -0
    :marseygivecrown:y

Iamvanosexual +6h +2 / -0
:marseylove: :marseypumpkin3: :!marseylove:yy
How did you make it look like a Marsey? I’m planning on making a few Halloween themed ones too and was curious if you drew it on the pumpkin or if it’s a stencil.

  NeedForStuffing +1m +2 / -0
  I drew it on with a marker. I'm bad at drawing, so it's a bit wonky, but I was happy with it :marseylove: :marseypumpkin3: :!marseylove: :!marseypumpkin3: :marseylove: :!marseypumpkin3: :marseylove: :!marseypumpkin3: :marseylove: :!marseypumpkin3: :marseylove: :!marseypumpkin3: :marseylove: :!marseypumpkin3: :marseylove: :!marseypumpkin3: :marseylove: :!m

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-02-04T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How to get a 401k to not be a scam
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have a 401k through my job, and I was planning on putting 5% of my income into it every month, but it's $0.00 in there. So I just decided to put in all my income into it, and I am having a good time. It's like having a piggy bank but with interest.
COMMENTS:
johnnypoop +2m +7 / -0
I put all my money into my 401k. I'm sure it's all there, right?

  NeedForStuffing +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

  SpookyFartMan69 +5m +3 / -0
  Where did you get your 401k? I just got one from my bank and it's free

    johnnypoop +1m +2 / -0
    Yeah I got mine through my bank but I'm a retard and couldn't figure out how to put my money in it

SpookyFartMan69 +6m +3 / -0
Did you open an account yet? I did it through my bank and it's free

  NeedForStuffing +2m +2 / -0
  I didn't, but I think I just got it through my employer

    SpookyFartMan69 +1m +2 / -0
    If ur not retarded and you didn't have it set up before you started working they probably have it set up for you

      NeedForStuffing +1m +1 / -0
      It's set up, but it's empty. I just put all my money into it every month

        SpookyFartMan69 +1m +2 / -0
        :marseysmug2:
        Did u start working this year?

          NeedForStuffing +1m +2 / -0
          It's been like 3 months, so I guess yeah. I only make $50k a year so it's not that much

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-10-16T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Did we just lose the best sub on the site?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +25 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It was h/stupidpol, a sub for rightoids who pretend to be leftists. We all know it was a sub for rightoids, because they're rightoid. But now it's gone.
I don't know why. I don't even know how we got here. All I know is that there is no more stupidpol. And it was a good sub.
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +5m +14 / -0
It's a few more days of being stupidpol before it gets jannied.
Edit: Wow, they're still going. I thought they'd have gone at the weekend.

  NeedForStuffing +4m +7 / -0
  Oh cool, I hope it's still around when I'm done with work tomorrow :marseyexcited:

    Cao_Cao +5m +4 / -0
    I'll let you know. I think it'll be tomorrow or the day after before it's finally gone.

      NeedForStuffing +1m +6 / -0
      :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited:
      We got a whole two days? That's great

        Cao_Cao +1m +5 / -0
        Yep. Tomorrow or the day after.

  nun01 +2h +3 / -0
  It's not

    Cao_Cao +5h +2 / -0
    I see you're wrong and you're right.

      nun01 +4m +1 / -0
      It was jannied
      It was never jannied

        Cao_Cao +4m +1 / -0
        You're wrong.

          nun01 +1m +1 / -0
          #factcheck

            Cao_Cao +1m +1 / -0
            {IMG}

              nun01 +1m +1 / -0
              #factcheck

                Cao_Cao +1m +1 / -0
                {IMG}

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-06-27T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Meta] Why is there a slur filter? :marseyconfused:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm new to this site, and I'm trying to get used to the culture. But why do you have a slur filter?
COMMENTS:
X +2m +9 / -0
I think the slur filter is the first thing to go if you're serious about making this site a Reddit alternative

  NeedForStuffing +2m +8 / -0
  :#marseytroublemaker:

  Penny +20m +5 / -0
  why not just remove the nigger word bb? it’s just a word

    X +1m +7 / -0
    I think it's more about the filter in general, might be different for you who are not native English speakers

      Penny +3m +4 / -0
      ooooh ye bb 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

        X +2m +5 / -0
        :#marseycheerup:
        It's all good bb, if you need to vent you can always PM me

          Penny +3m +4 / -0
          :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat: :@chiobupat:

      NeedForStuffing +25m +2 / -0
      For me, it's a matter of being able to talk about things freely.

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-11-16T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The U.S. Navy's newest aircraft carrier has been christened after the first woman to command a U.S. aircraft carrier
URL: {TWEET: CNN}
VOTES: +140 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The USS Gerald R. Ford has been renamed the USS Enterprise after the first woman to command a U.S. aircraft carrier, Rear Adm. Grace Hopper, in a ceremony in Norfolk, Virginia.
> "If you look at the history of the Navy, we have a long history of trailblazers," said Rear Adm. Richard Byrd, commander of Naval Surface Forces, during the ceremony. "It's a heritage we carry forward today. We continue to look for individuals who are ready to take the Navy to the next level."
> Hopper was born in 1906 and graduated from Vassar College in 1928. She later went to work for the U.S. Naval Reserve and was commissioned as an officer in 1943. Hopper commanded the destroyer escort USS Cony and became the first woman to command a U.S. warship. During her time in the Navy, she also helped develop the first compiler, an essential tool for modern computing, and helped popularize computer programming as a viable career path for women.
> "She was a true pioneer who paved the way for so many other women in the Navy, and it is truly an honor to have her name on this ship," said Adm. Michael M. Gilday, chief of naval operations.
I have no idea what they're doing, but I hope it's a fun day for everyone.
COMMENTS:
X +6m +149 / -0
> USS Gerald R. Ford has been renamed the USS Enterprise after the first woman to command a U.S. aircraft carrier, Rear Adm. Grace Hopper, in a ceremony in Norfolk, Virginia.
> "If you look at the history of the Navy, we have a long history of trailblazers," said Rear Adm. Richard Byrd, commander of Naval Surface Forces, during the ceremony. "It's a heritage we carry forward today. We continue to look for individuals who are ready to take the Navy to the next level."
> Hopper was born in 1906 and graduated from Vassar College

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-04-17T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'M IN THE REDDIT ADMIN BULLYING THREAD
URL: {REDDIT: r/ModSupport reddit_admins_are_threatening_to_ban_my_account}
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Hello, I am a moderator of r/whitepeopletwitter. I have been doing this for several years, and I have never had any problems with the admins. However, recently I have been receiving messages from the admins that are very threatening and harassing. I am very concerned about my safety and the safety of my family. I am not sure what to do.
I have been contacted by the admins several times in the past few weeks. They have been very rude and threatening. They have told me that I am going to be banned from Reddit and that I will never be able to use the site again. I am very scared and I don't know what to do.
I am a moderator of a very active subreddit and I have been doing this for several years. I have never had any problems with the admins until recently. I am very concerned about my safety and the safety of my family. I don't know what to do.
I have tried to contact the admins to explain my situation, but they have not responded. I am very concerned and I don't know what to do. I am afraid for my safety and the safety of my family.
I am very concerned about my safety and the safety of my family. I don't know what to do. I have tried to contact the admins to explain my situation, but they have not responded. I am very concerned and I don't know what to do. I am afraid for my safety and the safety of my family.
I am very concerned about my safety and the safety of my family. I don't know what to do. I have tried to contact the admins to explain my situation, but they have not responded. I am very concerned and I don't know what to do. I am afraid for my safety and the safety of my family.
I am very concerned about my safety and the safety of my family. I don't know what to do. I have tried to contact the admins to explain my situation, but they have not responded. I am very concerned and I don't know what to do. I am afraid for my safety and the safety of my family

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-12-06T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors :marseysoycry: over a simple joke
URL: {REDDIT: r/ImTheMainCharacter i_was_a_dude_who_was_watching_someone_be}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> You’re a fucking asshole. There is nothing funny about this. You are not funny.
:#marseycrying:
> You're a real piece of shit dude. I hope you find happiness and peace.
:#marseyfart:
> You’re a piece of shit.
:#soycry:
> You’re an asshole.
:#marseyseethe:
> You're a fucking piece of shit
:#marseysoycrytremble:
> You are a piece of shit. What the fuck is wrong with you?
:#marseyraging:
> I hope this is fake. If not you are a horrible person
:#marseysoycrytremble:
> You’re a piece of shit.
:#soymad:
> You are the worst person on earth.
:#marseyseethe:
> You’re a piece of shit
:#marseyseethe:
> This is not ok. This is a dangerous mentality. I hope you have a change of heart.
:#soymad:
> You're a fucking asshole
:#soycry:
> You are a shitty, entitled asshole. I hope you never reproduce.
:#marseysoycry:
> You are a piece of shit. There is nothing funny about this.
:#marseyseethe:
> You're a piece of shit.
:#marseysoycrytremble:
> You are a piece of shit. What is wrong with you?
:#marseysoycry:
> You're an asshole.
:#soymad:
> You’re an asshole
:#marseysoycry:
> You're an asshole
:#marseyseethe:
> You’re an asshole.
:#soycry:
> You're an asshole.
:#marseysoycry:
> You’re a piece of shit.
:#marseyseethe:
> You are a piece of shit.
:#marseysoycry:
> You’re an asshole.
:#marseysoycry:
> You're an asshole

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-05-20T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseygigachad: Redditor breaks up with his girlfriend because he wants a less wholesome relationship
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest im_breaking_up_with_my_girlfriend_because_she}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I love her but I'm done with this whole wholesome "I'm gonna be the perfect girlfriend and you're gonna be the perfect boyfriend" thing. I want a real, honest to God relationship. I don't want to be her little spoon, I want to be her equal. I don't want to have to put up with her shit, I want to be able to tell her to fuck off when she's being a bitch. I don't want to be her little goody two shoes, I want to be able to tell her to fuck off when she's being a bitch. I don't want to be her little goody two shoes, I want to be able to tell her to fuck off when she's being a bitch. I don't want to be her little goody two shoes, I want to be able to tell her to fuck off when she's being a bitch. I don't want to be her little goody two shoes, I want to be able to tell her to fuck off when she's being a bitch. I don't want to be her little goody two shoes, I want to be able to tell her to fuck off when she's being a bitch. I don't want to be her little goody two shoes, I want to be able to tell her to fuck off when she's being a bitch. I don't want to be her little goody two shoes, I want to be able to tell her to fuck off when she's being a bitch. I don't want to be her little goody two shoes, I want to be able to tell her to fuck off when she's being a bitch. I don't want to be her little goody two shoes, I want to be able to tell her to fuck off when she's being a bitch. I don't want to be her little goody two shoes, I want to be able to tell her to fuck off when she's being a bitch. I don't want to be her little goody two shoes, I want to be able to

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-12-01T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What's your favorite type of rdrama :marseytrain:?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The chaser type is my favorite, cause they're all about the sex, but you can still tell they're a :marseytrain:. Like, they're not exactly passable, but they don't look like a dude either. Just a weird mix of the two. Really, they're just really good at looking like a dude with tits, and they don't try too hard to pass.
The :marseytrain: that I don't like are the ones that try to pass, like really hard. They're often a bit unsettling, and not in a sexy way. I don't like the ones that try to be women, either. They're often just really ugly and make me feel sorry for them. :marseydepressed:
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +1m +5 / -0
I like the one that puts up with the autistic sperging that makes rdrama great :marseywholesome:

  NeedForStuffing +1m +6 / -0
  I just like the autistic sperging :marseyautism:

    BigBussyHunter +5m +4 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

TheDunceonMaster +1h +4 / -0
I like the ones that are really loud about being trans, and then you see them in the wild and they're not that trans. Makes me feel like I've been duped and that's always funny to me.

  NeedForStuffing +1m +3 / -0
  You're in good company, I've seen that happen a few times too :marseyxd:

Realest_Riel_Around +1h +3 / -0
I like the ones that are completely unapologetic about their preferences and don't try to conform to the masses.

  NeedForStuffing +2m +3 / -0
  I like that too, but I don't like them when they're a total :marseytrain: or a total :marseyfemboy:. It's gotta be somewhere in the middle.
  I think the ones that just like being a dude

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-12-13T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Woman accidentally posts a selfie of herself in a photo of a Muslim terrorist, asks for advice on what to do next
URL: {REDDIT: r/Advice my_face_was_in_a_photo_of_a_muslim_terrorist}
VOTES: +131 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
> I was at a protest today and I didn't cover my face. I'm not sure how much you know about Islam and Muslim culture, but some Muslims believe that women should cover their face. They believe that if a woman is seen by a man who isn't her family, it will lead to temptation. Well, I'm not sure if this photo is real or not, but someone posted it to Twitter claiming that it was from the protest today. I'm really worried that if I'm seen in the photo, it will affect my future job prospects. I'm not sure what I should do.
> Edit: I am going to delete my account as some people are saying I'm a terrorist because I went to a protest. I don't support any of the groups that were there today. I was just there to support Palestine.
So, as you can see, she's very concerned that people will think she's a bad person because she's protesting on behalf of the Palestinians. :marseysaluteisrael:
Some people are calling her a terrorist because she's protesting on behalf of the Palestinians. :marseysaluteisrael:
> [So you're a terrorist because you went to a protest. I'm just saying. A protest is a protest.]({REDDIT: r/Advice my_face_was_in_a_photo_of_a_muslim_terrorist})
> [If you are a terrorist and if you are a woman, please put a scarf on your head. Your face is not allowed to be seen outside the house.]({REDDIT: r/Advice my_face_was_in_a_photo_of_a_muslim_terrorist})
> [You're a terrorist. If you're worried about how you look, then don't go to a protest. That's how it works. If you're a terrorist, then you're a terrorist.]({REDDIT: r/Advice my_face_was_in_a_photo_of_a_muslim_terrorist})
> [You’re a terrorist.]({REDDIT: r/Advice my

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-10-06T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor makes a joke about eating his own shit, a brave and stunning woman shows up to tell him that he's literally a rapist
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit comment}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> What is something that makes you think, “I’m glad I was born in the 21st century and not the 20th century”?
COMMENTS:
Hopalong_McGurk +5m +3 / -0
> Are you so proud of being a rapist that you think it's funny to let people know? Seriously?
>>I don't know what you're on about.
>>>I think you do know what I'm on about.
>>>>I don't.
>>>>>You're a rapist and you're proud of it.
>>>>>>That's a lot of words for "I don't like that you made a joke about eating your own shit"
:#marseyfacepalm:

  NeedForStuffing +3m +4 / -0
  I thought I was being baited, but holy shit. The entire thread is just people calling him a rapist for making a joke :marseyxd:
  I've never seen a thread get this much going for it before

  cyberdick +2h +1 / -0
  @garry_chess is this the average foid experience on reddit?

    Garry_Chess +13m +1 / -0
    Every foid is like this. I’ve never seen a foid that isn’t a psychopath.

      cyberdick +1m +1 / -0
      :#marseynotes:

  Garry_Chess +2h +1 / -0
  I love this because I get to make a foid mald. I’m glad I’m not a rapist but I do get accused of being one for some reason...

    Hopalong_McGurk +4m +1 / -0
    > I'm glad I'm not a rapist but I do get accused of being one for some reason.
    :#marseywrongthonk:..cott..cott..cott..cott..cott..cott..cott..cott..cott

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-01-01T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [GAMER DRAMA] Dark Souls 3: The Foid who posted a guide for the game has now been exposed as a fake :marseyfoidretard:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
**The drama**
Dark Souls 3 is a game that has been out for a while, and is very popular amongst gamers for its difficulty. The entire series is infamous for its lack of hand-holding - the difficulty is there to force players to learn the game and its mechanics, as well as to learn how to play the game. There's not really any tutorials, it's all self-taught. If you die, you die. If you want to find out how to do something, you have to figure it out yourself.
One of the most difficult parts of the game is the final boss, Gwyn, Lord of Cinder. He's a giant, and the game has a mechanic where if you hit him too much with your weapon, he'll kick you back and stun you. This is a major issue for foids and non-moids, because the game is not very forgiving. If you die, you have to start over from the beginning of the game.
So, a foid named "Nadia" posted a guide on how to beat Gwyn, and it was very popular. She was very proud of it, and it was a big deal in the gaming community. She was a huge deal in the gaming community, and she was very popular. She was very proud of it, and it was a big deal in the gaming community. She was a huge deal in the gaming community, and she was very popular.
**The expose**
But, recently, someone found out that Nadia was not actually a foid, but rather a non-moid. She was a non-moid, and she was a huge deal in the gaming community. She was a huge deal in the gaming community, and she was very popular. She was a huge deal in the gaming community, and she was very popular.
**The fallout**
The fallout from this is huge. The gaming community is in an uproar, and many people are upset. The gaming community is in an uproar, and many people are upset. The gaming community is in an uproar, and many people are upset.

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-10-31T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: OP posts a pic of his fiancee, and it's a 60 year old man :marseyboomer:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest a_60_year_old_man_who_i_have_never_met_and_did}
VOTES: +65 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
So many angry comments, especially when it comes to his 'wholesome' story about how they were so close and how much he misses her. It's all just a lie. Sad!
I don't have a reddit account anymore but I can vouch that this is real and not made up. I'm not sure how he did it, but he's definitely a real person.
> [I’m not sure how the story is real or not. But if it is, I’m sorry that happened. I’m sure it’s fake, but it’s a good fake]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest a_60_year_old_man_who_i_have_never_met_and_did})
>> It's real. I'm not sure how he did it but he's definitely a real person. He posted a lot on r/cats, r/dogs, r/pics, r/aww, and a ton of other subs
>>> I don’t want to believe it’s fake but I’m going to because it’s more comforting. I know it’s real but I want to believe it’s fake
> [As a woman, I don’t think a woman would just make up a story like this. The fact that he’s a man makes me think he’s making it up. If he’s not, I’m sorry that happened. I hope it’s fake and you’re okay.]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest a_60_year_old_man_who_i_have_never_met_and_did})
> [This is fake. Women don’t make up stories like this. He’s a male, he’s making it up. He’s a man, he’s making it up. He’s a man, he’s making it up. He’s a man, he’s making it up. He’s a man, he’s making it up. He’s a man, he’s making it up. He’s a man, he’s making it up

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-12-26T07Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Neolibs react to the :marseytrain: stabbing in Ireland
URL: {REDDIT: r/neoliberal five_injured_in_stabbing_incident_in_dublin}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1h +5 / -0
> [There were no trans flags at the scene of the attack, according to authorities.]({REDDIT: r/neoliberal five_injured_in_stabbing_incident_in_dublin})
lol't find the article

  STAN_ARTMS +3h +2 / -0
  You just know

Hordofboars +42m +4 / -0
> Transgender people face disproportionate rates of violence
No shit. They are the most violent people. It's like the paradox of tolerance. :marseyshrug: even know what paradoxes are, though.

  STAN_ARTMS +4h +2 / -0
  The paradox of tolerance says to be intolerant of intolerance. That's why trans people are so based and redpilled

LGBetterave +1h +2 / -0
Trains are mentally ill and it's a good thing.
They should have never been allowed to have access to the internet.

  STAN_ARTMS +3h +1 / -0
  They would have been castrated and forced to marry by now if it weren't for the internet

tiptopkitkat +3h +1 / -0
I think they are calling it a transphobia attack
:marseysmug3:
also Ireland has a right wing party now, and they are going to be coming to power soon.
:marseyexcited:

  STAN_ARTMS +1h +1 / -0
  >they are going to be coming to power soon
  They already have in the form of Sinn Fein

    tiptopkitkat +10h +1 / -0
    :marseyagree:

      STAN_ARTMS +3h +1 / -0
      They were always right-wing, just under a different name

        tiptopkitkat +3m +1

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-10-14T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I hate the French so much it's unreal
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
ponyblaze +4m +13 / -0
> if you dont know how to read, dont read it. you have no right to judge it.
:#soysnoo:

  JohnDevereaux +3h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

  Geralt_of_Uganda +4h +2 / -0
  :#marseysoylentgrintalking:

SpookyFartMan69 +12m +10 / -0
I hate the french so much it's unreal
{IMG}

X +3m +6 / -0
{IMG}
lol

  NeedForStuffing +1m +8 / -0
  That's the actual image, I just cropped it. It's so sad :marseycry:

    X +5m +5 / -0
    i thought it was cropped because the original was a lot longer :marseysob:

    FormerLurKONG +4m +5 / -0
    I thought it was cropped because it's really really long. So it's the entire thing. Lmao

  FormerLurKONG +4m +3 / -0
  :marseyconfused: What does that mean :marseyconfused2:

    X +5m +5 / -0
    > i thought it was cropped because the original was a lot longer :marseysob:

      FormerLurKONG +4m +4 / -0
      :#marseybeanquestion:

        X +33s +4 / -0
        :#marseybrainlet:

          FormerLurKONG +5m +4 / -0
          :#marseyautism:

            X +1m +3 / -0
            :#marseyautism: :#marseyautism: :#marseyautism:

  Geralt_of_Uganda +4h +2 / -0
  I don't speak French :marseyretard2:

    X +1h +3 /

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-04-07T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor goes to a doctor's appointment, gets prescribed a drug that gives them a euphoric high, and spends the rest of the day smoking meth in public
URL: {REDDIT: r/Drugs got_a_medical_cannabis_card_and_had_my_first}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm not sure if I'm supposed to do this in this sub or if I'm just supposed to post it in a new thread, but I got my first prescription for weed today, and I wanted to share this experience with you guys.
> So, I'm not a stoner or anything, I'm a doctor and I have a few patients who are so far into addiction that I have to help them with it. I've never really done it, but I just thought it would be cool to have it for myself. I had a pretty bad day, and I decided to go get high. I got a doctor's appointment and told the doctor I was having a really bad day, and she gave me a prescription for weed. I went to the dispensary and bought some and came home. I smoked it and it was really good. I felt like I was in a good place, and I felt like I could do anything. I was in a really good mood and I felt like I could do anything. I went to the store and bought some snacks and then I went to a park and sat there for a while. I felt like I was in a really good place and I felt like I could do anything. I felt like I could do anything. I felt like I could do anything. I felt like I could do anything. I felt like I could do anything. I felt like I could do anything. I felt like I could do anything. I felt like I could do anything. I felt like I could do anything.
> I smoked it and it was really good. I felt like I was in a good place, and I felt like I could do anything. I was in a really good mood and I felt like I could do anything. I felt like I could do anything. I felt like I could do anything. I felt like I could do anything. I felt like I could do anything. I felt like I could do anything. I felt like I could do anything. I felt like I

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-03-21T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Non-Indian redditors seethe at some jeet for not being a beta cuck
URL: {REDDIT: r/india how_is_this_even_legal}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [Do you know what a wife is? It's a slave. You're basically saying you're paying to have a slave in your home, and if she does the work you're upset? It's not her job to clean, it's her job to serve you. You're not paying her to do that, you're paying her to serve you. This is not a "slave", this is a "slave".]({REDDIT: r/india how_is_this_even_legal})
>> [Hahahahaha. You're a fucking moron. The guy said he's a house husband, not a slave. He's a fucking moron.]({REDDIT: r/india how_is_this_even_legal})
>>> [She's a slave. She's a fucking slave. She's a slave. She's a slave. She's a fucking slave. She's a fucking slave.]({REDDIT: r/india how_is_this_even_legal})
:marseyagreefast:
> [I don't see how this is a problem. He's paying her to do things for him, and he's not paying her to do things for him. He's paying her to do things for him, and she's doing things for him. He's not paying her to do things for him, and she's not doing things for him. She's doing things for him, and he's paying her to do things for him. She's not doing things for him, and he's not paying her to do things for him. He's not paying her to do things for him, and she's not doing things for him. She's not doing things for him, and he's not paying her to do things for him. He's not paying her to do things for him, and she's not doing things for him. He's not paying her to do things for him, and she's not doing things for him. He's not paying her to do things for him, and she's not doing things for him. She's not doing things for him, and he's not paying her to do things

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-08-16T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblm: BLM CEO makes a video ranting about the organization. He gets fired on live stream :marseyblack: :marseylaugh:
URL: {TWEET: theblm}
VOTES: +34 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I was fired today.
> I'm a black man. I've been in this movement for over 10 years, and I was fired today.
> I was fired because I said that the board, who are mostly white women, doesn't want to talk about my experience as a black man, as a black man in the movement.
> I was fired because I said that the board, who are mostly white women, doesn't want to talk about my experience as a black man, as a black man in the movement.
> I was fired because I said that the board, who are mostly white women, doesn't want to talk about my experience as a black man, as a black man in the movement.
> I was fired because I said that the board, who are mostly white women, doesn't want to talk about my experience as a black man, as a black man in the movement.
> I was fired because I said that the board, who are mostly white women, doesn't want to talk about my experience as a black man, as a black man in the movement.
> I was fired because I said that the board, who are mostly white women, doesn't want to talk about my experience as a black man, as a black man in the movement.
> I was fired because I said that the board, who are mostly white women, doesn't want to talk about my experience as a black man, as a black man in the movement.
> I was fired because I said that the board, who are mostly white women, doesn't want to talk about my experience as a black man, as a black man in the movement.
> I was fired because I said that the board, who are mostly white women, doesn't want to talk about my experience as a black man, as a black man in the movement.
> I was fired because I said that the board, who are mostly white women, doesn't want to talk about my experience as a black man, as a black man in the movement.
> I was fired because I said that the

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-05-12T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: is a :marseycoomer: and wants to :marseycoomer2: on :marseyfemboy: but doesn't know how to make one
URL: {REDDIT: r/4tran i_need_help_finding_a_femboy_to_fuck_irl}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I've always wanted to fuck a femboy but I have no idea how to find one in the real world. I don't know if they're a thing in real life or if it's just a meme thing. I'm a transman but I've never been with a man before and I've always wanted to fuck a femboy. I'm thinking of making a femboy account on grindr and finding a femboy that way but I don't know if that's possible. Does anyone have experience with this?
> I would appreciate any advice or tips. I'm really into the idea of fucking a femboy and I want to try it out at least once before I die.
> Thank you!
---
> A femboy is a thing IRL, I'm just a femboy :marseyfemboy:
>> I want to fuck you too :marseyfemboy: but I don't think we're in the same city. I'm a transman so I don't think I could fuck you even if we were in the same city. I'm really into the idea of fucking a femboy but I'm not sure if that's something that's possible in real life.
---
> Go on grindr as a gay man, find femboys, and hit them up and see if they're interested in being pegged. :marseyfemboy:
---
> Are you trans or cis? :marseyfemboy:
>> I'm trans
>>> Then I would say you're a trans man :marseyfemboy:
---
> You're trans, you're a femboy. :marseyfemboy:
---
> I'm a femboy but I'm not into being pegged. I would rather be the one doing the pegging. I don't think I would be able to get hard enough to peg someone. I would rather be the one getting pegged. I think peg

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-10-20T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Man sets up a table of homebrew beer. It's bad. Redditors tell him he's a bad person for not giving it away for free
URL: {REDDIT: r/hamilton so_how_is_the_beer}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The guy is like a 5/10 at best, but he's got a nice beard, and his beer is shit. He's doing a tasting at a local festival and people are free to try it, but you have to buy it to take it home.
For some reason, redditors get very mad about this. It's free to try, but you have to pay to take it home.
> [This is why I would never buy beer from a dude that looks like this. I'm not paying for a cheap beer from a dude that looks like a greasy redditor.]({REDDIT: r/hamilton so_how_is_the_beer})
>> I think it’s more the confidence.
>> I would never buy beer from a guy that looks like that and is hiding behind a table.
>> Like, imagine someone comes up to you and asks you for a beer to try. You look at them and say no. You’re like 18 and they look like they’re 16, or 12. You’re gonna feel like a dick. Especially if they’re your age or younger.
>> I’m not buying it.
>>> But that's not what happened. He asked people to try the beer, and they could take it home if they wanted to.
>>>
>>> Just because he looks like a redditor doesn't mean he's going to be a dick.
>>>
>>> If anything, he seems pretty chill.
>>> He's not trying to be some hipster, he's just having fun.
---
> [I wouldn't buy from someone I could beat up and take his stuff.]({REDDIT: r/hamilton so_how_is_the_beer})
>> OP is clearly a manlet and couldn't beat up anyone
---
> [I would never buy beer from this guy. If you look like this you should not be making beer. I would be worried that he was going to poison me]({REDDIT: r/hamilton so_how_is_the_beer})
---

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-05-04T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: ‘It’s like a plague’: ‘Trans’-sisters’ allege they’re being forced to leave Portland’s ‘dystopian’ homeless shelter
URL: https://thepostmillennial.com/its-like-a-plague-trans-sisters-allege-theyre-being-forced-to-leave-portlands-dystopian-homeless-shelter
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Since arriving at the shelter, many have been subject to verbal harassment and have been assaulted, sexually assaulted, and robbed by other residents.
> The shelter is also allegedly full of dangerous drug use and sex trafficking.
> The shelter has also allegedly discriminated against the “trans” women by not allowing them to use their preferred bathrooms or to sleep with their preferred sex.
> “They’re just so terrified of being misgendered,” said one of the women, who asked to be identified as “Christina.” “We’re human beings. We’re not here to be a threat to anyone.”
> “We’re just looking for a safe place to sleep,” said another woman, who asked to be identified as “Morgan.” “We’re not here to hurt anyone.”
> “It’s like a plague,” said a third woman, who asked to be identified as “Lily.” “It’s like a disease.”
> The “trans” women have been forced to leave the shelter and have been sleeping on the streets, according to the lawsuit.
> “We’re just trying to survive,” said Christina. “We’re not asking for much.”
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +5m +13 / -0
> The shelter has also allegedly discriminated against the “trans” women by not allowing them to use their preferred bathrooms or to sleep with their preferred sex.
:marseyxd:
This sounds like a rightoid talking point
> “It’s like a plague,” said a third woman, who asked to be identified as “Lily.” “It’s like a disease.”
:marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:
These people are a plague

GT +1m +8 / -0
Are they saying transwomen are actually women or something

  NeedForStuffing +4m +9 / -0
  :#marseynoooticer:

  911ro

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-05-01T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: There's a sub for people who like to do laundry
URL: {REDDIT: r/laundry i_am_a_laundry_enthusiast}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyschizowall:
COMMENTS:
antiracist_tulpa +2m +13 / -0
it's not a fetish, sweaty

  NeedForStuffing +1m +12 / -0
  Yes it is. This is a fetish. This is a fetish. This is a fetish. This is a fetish. This is a fetish. This is a fetish. This is a fetish. This is a fetish. This is a fetish. This is a fetish. This is a fetish. This is a fetish. This is a fetish. This is a fetish. This is a fetish. This is a fetish. This is a fetish. This is a fetish. This is a fetish.

  Fabrico +1m +9 / -0
  :#marseysalutepride:

  Master_GODshi +30m +8 / -0
  >nooo you don’t understand i only like to clean my clothes because they are clean and i like to see them clean :marseysoycry:

    Dramamine +1h +6 / -0
    >nooo you don’t understand i only like to clean my clothes because they are clean and i like to see them clean
    >also I can't help it that I jerk off to this, please don't call me a pervert

    DK_KD +3h +4 / -0
    "nooo you don't understand i only like to clean my clothes because they are clean and i like to see them clean :marseysoycry:"
    "also i jerk off to this, please don't call me a pervert"
    trans lives matter

Fabrico +2m +7 / -0
:#marseyjanny:ance is a hell of a drug.

  NeedForStuffing +2m +6 / -0
  They're all jannies, you can tell because they're all retarded. Laundry is a chore, and not something you get off to

    Fabrico +1m +8 / -

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-10-25T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Another day, another :marseytrain: meltdown as the :marseytrans2: decides they hate the :marseytransflag2: flag
URL: {REDDIT: r/terriblefacebookmemes the_trans_flag_has_become_a_symbol_of_men}
VOTES: +152 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [The trans flag has become a symbol of men who hate women]({REDDIT: r/terriblefacebookmemes the_trans_flag_has_become_a_symbol_of_men})
>> And I'm here for it.
:marseykingcrown:
> [This is why it's important to keep the flag as is and not change it to appease anyone. A lot of transphobes have been using the flag as a way to target trans women, and trying to change it to appease them is only going to make them more confident in their hate.]({REDDIT: r/terriblefacebookmemes the_trans_flag_has_become_a_symbol_of_men})
>> You will never be a woman. Ever.
:marseybased:
> [I don't even know what to make of this. I'm a trans woman and I don't see how this is even a thing. Are we all just supposed to give up and go back to a time when we weren't even acknowledged?]({REDDIT: r/terriblefacebookmemes the_trans_flag_has_become_a_symbol_of_men})
:marseycope:
> [The symbol of transphobia is the pink triangle, not the trans flag.]({REDDIT: r/terriblefacebookmemes the_trans_flag_has_become_a_symbol_of_men})
>> The symbol of transphobia is transphobes.
:marseyhesright:
> [The trans flag has become a symbol of men who hate women]({REDDIT: r/terriblefacebookmemes the_trans_flag_has_become_a_symbol_of_men})
>> Really? Because I always thought it was a symbol for trans people, but I guess not
>>> I always thought it was a symbol for trans people, but I guess not
:marseygigachad:
COMMENTS:
X +5m +167 / -0
> [This is why it's important to keep the flag

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-08-25T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not drama] My cats are so cute :marseylove: I named them after the names of the planets in the Solar System
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I love them so much :marseylove: Mars is the biggest of the two
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +1h +3 / -0
Did you name them after the planets because they are cute, or did you name them because they are cute and named them after the planets?

  NeedForStuffing +4m +3 / -0
  I wanted to name them after the planets, and I wanted to name them after things I liked. So I named them after the planets, and the planets are cute. The cats are cute. And I like the planets.
  :marseyagree:

    ManBearFridge +4m +2 / -0
    That's a very roundabout way of saying you named them because they are cute.

      NeedForStuffing +1m +2 / -0
      I don't have to explain my life choices to you :marseynails:

        ManBearFridge +30s +2 / -0
        :#marseyraging:

          NeedForStuffing +2m +2 / -0
          I love my cats and the planets and I love you :marseylove:

            ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseyblowkiss:

    ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseyagree:

userturkey13 +1h +2 / -0
They are so cute :marseylove::marseylove:

  NeedForStuffing +2m +2 / -0
  :marseylove: :marseylove::mar

Cao_Cao +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}:mar

  NeedForStuffing +2m +2 / -0
  :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:

NeedForStuffing +29s +1 / -0
{IMG}
:marse

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-03-15T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I feel like a fucking idiot :marseyretard2:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +64 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyitsover:
I have nothing to say but I feel like an idiot and I don't want to be an idiot and I feel like an idiot
:#marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
ABC +1m +26 / -0
:#marseycheerupretard:

  NeedForStuffing +2m +15 / -0
  :#marseyitsoverwereback:

LGBetterave +5m +21 / -0
Do you know what the solution is?
:#marseyobamarope:

  NeedForStuffing +1m +11 / -0
  :#marseydoit:

    LGBetterave +3m +11 / -0
    It's a solution

  6-9 +1h +7 / -0
  :#marseyitsoverwereback:

  KinoBushido +1h +3 / -0
  {YOUTUBE}

X +1m +16 / -0
:#marseycheerup:

  NeedForStuffing +3m +10 / -0
  :#marseywereback:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +18m +12 / -0
It's okay, we've all been there :marseycheerup:

  NeedForStuffing +1m +8 / -0
  :#marseyitsoverwereback:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +8 / -0
    :marseyitsoverwereback:

      NeedForStuffing +1m +8 / -0
      :#marseywerebackyall:

      NeedForStuffing +1m +6 / -0
      :#marseywereback:

BigBussyHunter +3m +9 / -0
:#!marseypunching: :#marseyretard2:

  NeedForStuffing +2m +10 / -0
  :#marseywereback:

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-10-27T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyautism: :marseywhirlyhat: :marseyautism: :marseywhirlyhat: :marseyautism: :marseywhirlyhat:
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/oct/27/parents-with-autistic-children-call-for-more-support-as-winter-approaches
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Parents with autistic children are calling for more support as winter approaches, citing fears that social distancing will be harder to maintain and that fewer people will be in the open spaces that autistic children love.
> “I just feel like I’m not going to make it,” said Tanya, 32, who has a 10-year-old autistic son and lives in Kent. “It’s going to be so hard this winter. I just can’t imagine what it’s going to be like. I know I’m not the only one. I know I’m not alone. But it’s going to be so hard.”
> The Covid-19 pandemic has been a tough time for many families, but it has been particularly challenging for parents of autistic children.
> “I’m feeling a bit anxious about this winter,” said Sarah, 39, who has a 12-year-old autistic son. “I’m worried about how we’re going to manage with the social distancing. I’m also worried about how we’re going to manage with the colder weather. I don’t know how my son is going to react to the colder weather.”
> “I’m feeling a bit anxious about this winter,” said Sarah, 39, who has a 12-year-old autistic son. “I’m worried about how we’re going to manage with the social distancing. I’m also worried about how we’re going to manage with the colder weather. I don’t know how my son is going to react to the colder weather.”
> “I’m feeling a bit anxious about this winter,” said Sarah, 39, who has a 12-year-old autistic son. “I’m worried about how we’re going to manage with the social distancing. I’m also worried about how we’re going to manage with the colder weather. I don’t know how my son is going to react to

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-11-23T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A lot of you are talking about :marseytrain: drama on here, so I figured I'd make a post so you can all use this
URL: {REDDIT: r/transgendercirclejerk not_all_trans_people_are_the_same}
VOTES: +46 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You know, because I'm nice and I like you guys and I think you're cool.
:#marseybow:
COMMENTS:
X +1m +30 / -0
:#marseywholesometrans:

  peepeehands +1m +21 / -0
  :#marseytrans2:

    sandkwinn +7m +12 / -0
    :#marseytransflag:

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +15 / -0
      :#marseytransrentfree:

        sandkwinn +2m +10 / -0
        :#marseytransgenocide:

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +10 / -0
          :#marseytransflag:

            sandkwinn +6m +9 / -0
            :#marseytrans2:

              MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +10 / -0
              :#marseytransflag2:

                sandkwinn +5m +9 / -0
                :#marseytransflag2:

  BigBussyHunter +7m +11 / -0
  :#marseytransflag2:

  NeedForStuffing +3m +9 / -0
  :#marseytransflag2:

    NeedForStuffing +30s +8 / -0
    :#marseytransflag2:

      NeedForStuffing +34s +8 / -0
      :#marseytransflag2:

        NeedForStuffing +31s +7 / -0
        :#marseytransflag2:

          NeedForStuffing +34s +8 / -0
          :#marseytransflag2:

            NeedForStuffing +31s +7 / -0
            :#marse

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-12-10T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseysneed: Sneed's Feed & Seed (2022) Review - The Gayest Movie of the Year :marseyfemboy:
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
There's a lot of stuff to unpack here. The movie is a satire of the 80s action films that are now considered to be cheesy, but the actual film itself is just as cheesy as the movies it's making fun of. This is a really bad movie, and I mean that unironically. The actors are clearly having a good time, and they're all good at their jobs, but the film itself is so bad that it's almost unwatchable. It's the kind of movie that you'll laugh at, but you'll also be cringing the whole time.
It's a movie about a man who is a serial killer, and he's a serial killer because he's a serial killer. He's a serial killer because he's a serial killer, and he's a serial killer because he's a serial killer. The movie is so bad that it's almost unwatchable, and it's the kind of movie that you'll laugh at, but you'll also be cringing the whole time.
This movie is a really bad movie, and I mean that unironically. It's the kind of movie that you'll laugh at, but you'll also be cringing the whole time.
COMMENTS:
DickButtKiss +4m +8 / -0
I heard this movie is pretty funny

  NeedForStuffing +2m +8 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:
  If you like bad movies, you'll love this. I think it was a passion project for the director, and it really shows. It's not a good movie, but it's a great movie if you like bad movies.

    DickButtKiss +6m +3 / -0
    I'll have to check it out. I'm a big fan of bad movies and I saw the trailer and it looks like a throwback to the 80s movies I grew up with. I like the look of it. If it's bad then that's a plus

      NeedForStuffing +1m +3 / -

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-02-22T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytucker: Tucker Carlson is going to cancel The Late Show
URL: {TWEET: TuckerCarlson}
VOTES: +43 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +5m +44 / -0
I hope this happens because it would cause so much seethe and this is the first time in a long time I've been excited for a TV cancellation.

  THOMAS +1m +16 / -0
  Why? :marseyconfused:

    Enrico_Motassa +39s +32 / -0
    Because it would be funny.

      THOMAS +3m +12 / -0
      I didnt realize you were in love with him :marseyblowkiss:

        Enrico_Motassa +1m +11 / -0
        I don't have to love him to want his show to go away. I'm not even sure I like him.

          THOMAS +3m +16 / -0
          :marseycheerup:

          gerudo +1h +3 / -0
          I'd like you to go away

  NeedForStuffing +1m +12 / -0
  I'm on the same page, I love the seethe that'd cause
  :#marseyflamewar:

  1066_International +38m +5 / -0
  I know it’s been said before but I do think that the best drama will come from the midterms next year. It will be juicy either way but I think if the Dems lose control of Congress it will be even better.

  cyberdick +30m +3 / -0
  You can say that again, I can't wait to see the seethe

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +2h +2 / -0
  >midterms
  >Election results
  >We did it, we stopped the spread
  >Rightoid seethe
  >Leftoid seethe
  >DNC gets indicted
  >Rightoid seethe
  >Leftoid seethe
  >Tucker gets fired

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-11-17T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor finds the perfect relationship. His girlfriend is an amputee, who uses her prosthetic leg to make him jerk off. :marseycoomer2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/sex i_have_a_date_with_a_woman_with_a_prosthetic_leg}
VOTES: +55 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I have a date with a woman with a prosthetic leg. I’m a little bit nervous about it. I’m a guy. I’m a little bit nervous about what her leg is going to feel like. Anybody here have experience with a prosthetic leg? Any tips? Any suggestions?
> I’m nervous about it because I don’t want to do something wrong. I don’t want to offend her. I don’t want to make her uncomfortable.
> I know that I’m a little bit weird about this, but I’m really attracted to her. I think she’s beautiful. I think she’s smart. I think she’s funny. I think she’s kind. I think she’s sexy. I think she’s hot. I think she’s cute. I think she’s adorable. I think she’s amazing. I think she’s wonderful. I think she’s perfect.
> I know that I’m a little bit weird about this, but I’m really attracted to her. I think she’s beautiful. I think she’s smart. I think she’s funny. I think she’s kind. I think she’s sexy. I think she’s hot. I think she’s cute. I think she’s adorable. I think she’s amazing. I think she’s wonderful. I think she’s perfect.
> I know that I’m a little bit weird about this, but I’m really attracted to her. I think she’s beautiful. I think she’s smart. I think she’s funny. I think she’s kind. I think she’s sexy. I think she’s hot. I think she’s cute. I think she’s adorable. I think she’s amazing. I think she’s wonderful. I think she’s perfect.
> I know that I’m a little bit weird about this, but I’m really attracted to her. I think she’s beautiful. I think she’s smart. I think she’s funny. I think she’s kind. I think she’s sexy. I think she

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-10-25T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: We're not going to get any more of those $500,000 homes :marseyxd:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GigaTrout +33m +12 / -0
That’s what I’m saying. I don’t want to be broke.

  NeedForStuffing +3m +6 / -0
  :#marseyagree:
  I'm not talking about the price of the house, that's how I got the mortgage. It's the price of a new Tesla :marseyagreefast:

    GigaTrout +1m +4 / -0
    I think you should have an account manager like the big guys. It’s like a butler but for your money.

      NeedForStuffing +2m +5 / -0
      Yeah I'm getting one, but he's probably going to be like this :marseymerchant: :marseysweating:

    X +15m +4 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:

X +41m +10 / -0
> We're not going to get any more of those $500,000 homes
:#marseyagreefast:

  NeedForStuffing +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseyveryworried:

    X +1m +6 / -0
    I hope you can afford the 100k flight to escape

      NeedForStuffing +2m +5 / -0
      :#marseyagreefast:
      I've got a ticket booked right now

        X +2m +4 / -0
        :#marseysaluteisrael:
        good luck!

          NeedForStuffing +2m +5 / -0
          :#marseysaluteisrael: :#marseysaluteisrael: :#marseysaluteisrael: :#marseysaluteisrael: :#marseysaluteisrael: :#marseysaluteisrael: :#marseysaluteisrael: :#marseysalute

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-04-09T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycoomer2: Coomer :marseycoomer2: is upset that the foid :marseygeisha: he paid for a dinner date is a whore :marseyfans:, sneeds about it on reddit :marseysnoo:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Tinder we_might_have_to_break_up}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> This is it. We have been dating for 3 months and I have never been this mad in my life. I never knew this girl was a sex worker. She showed me the pictures and told me she worked as a “model” but I never knew what that meant. I looked her up online and saw she had hundreds of pictures of her “modeling” and it made me so mad. I told her I didn’t like it and she apologized and said she would stop. Then I looked her up on her onlyfans and she has over 12k followers. I told her I was so disappointed and she said she didn’t make any money off of it. She says she just has it to show her friends and family. I told her I didn’t believe her but she said she was a virgin and had never had sex. I told her that if she was a virgin and had never had sex then why does she have so many nudes online? She told me I was being mean to her and that she is just a “model” and that it’s not a big deal. I told her that it is a big deal and that I don’t want to date someone who is a sex worker. She told me that she doesn’t want to break up but I told her that I don’t want to date someone who is a sex worker. She said she would stop but I don’t believe her. I told her that I don’t want to date someone who is a sex worker and that I don’t want to date someone who is a liar. She told me that she is not a liar and that she is not a sex worker. I told her that I don’t believe her and that I don’t want to date someone who is a sex worker. She told me that she is not a sex worker and that she is not a liar. I told her that I don’t believe her and that I don

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-04-20T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: goes to :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: convention, and has a big :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: moment
URL: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/keffals-clara-sorrenti-lucas-roberts-queen-clara-the-fart-dominatrix-sorrentithott.115295/post-16176667
VOTES: +180 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
TLDR: :marseytrain: goes to con, gets drunk, has a big moment.
Some highlights:
> I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am going to commit suicide, I am

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-12-16T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am now going to play a game called "guess the subreddit" :marseydetective:
URL: {REDDIT: r/196 i_just_want_to_be_a_good_brother_to_my_sister}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/196 i_just_want_to_be_a_good_brother_to_my_sister}
> I just want to be a good brother to my sister
> I'm 23 and my sister is 19. I'm trying to do everything I can to make sure she's doing well and is safe. I want to be her big brother. I'm not in a relationship, I'm not dating anyone, I'm not even looking for anyone. I just want to be there for her. I'm trying my best but I just don't know what I'm doing. I'm so lost. I just want to be her brother and make sure she's happy.
> I'm not sure if I'm just being a good brother or if I'm being too protective. I just want to be there for her. I just want to be her brother and make sure she's happy. I'm not sure if I'm just being a good brother or if I'm being too protective.
> I just want to be her brother and make sure she's happy. I'm not sure if I'm just being a good brother or if I'm being too protective. I just want to be there for her. I just want to be her brother and make sure she's happy. I'm not sure if I'm just being a good brother or if I'm being too protective.
> I just want to be her brother and make sure she's happy. I'm not sure if I'm just being a good brother or if I'm being too protective. I just want to be there for her. I just want to be her brother and make sure she's happy. I'm not sure if I'm just being a good brother or if I'm being too protective.
> I just want to be her brother and make sure she's happy. I'm not sure if I'm just being a good brother or if I'm being too protective. I just want to be there for her. I just want to be her brother and make

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-03-17T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is what women's sports actually look like, ladies
URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Jimbo_B_Beterson +33m +3 / -0
The real reason we need women's sports is so people can see the men fighting.

  KennyWinker +16m +3 / -0
  This is what women's sports should look like
  {YOUTUBE}

ElectricFencePence +34m +2 / -0
>fightporn
:chudsey::marseycoomer2:

  KennyWinker +18m +3 / -0
  Women's wrestling
  {YOUTUBE}

    ElectricFencePence +20m +2 / -0
    :#marseyflushzoom:

    Dramamine +1h +1 / -0
    {IMG}
    I remember watching this on the internet in 2007, I thought it was pretty funny that the announcer was clearly a fetishist.
    {YOUTUBE}

Fabrico +1m +1 / -0
> Fightporn
> porn
:#marseycoomer2:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +1 / -0
This is what women's sports actually look like
{IMG}
{IMG}

Dramamine +2h +1 / -0
The real reason we need women's sports is so people can see the men fighting.ott
{YOUTUBE}
{IMG}ott
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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-02-05T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I really should be asleep
URL: N/A
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's 11pm and I'm working on a new project. It's a database, and I'm using a docker-compose file to spin up a docker container with mysql running inside of it. I've never done this before, and it's really fun.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +11 / -0
> It's 11pm and I'm working on a new project. It's a database, and I'm using a docker-compose file to spin up a docker container with mysql running inside of it.
:#gigachad2:

  NeedForStuffing +1m +6 / -0
  I'm so fucking tired
  :#marseygunshotsuicide:

lmaoprankt +2m +7 / -0
{GIF}

  NeedForStuffing +1m +4 / -0
  I should be asleep but I'm just making a docker-compose.yml file and a dockerfile and it's so fun :marseylove:

    lmaoprankt +2m +3 / -0
    :marseysleep:

      NeedForStuffing +3m +2 / -0
      I'm so tired :marseygiveup:

johnnypoop +3m +4 / -0
Gotta finish up a project for school

  NeedForStuffing +34s +4 / -0
  I'm gonna keep working on this, it's so fun
  :#marseylove:

    johnnypoop +49s +4 / -0
    I'm gonna keep doing the same project for the 30th time but I'll be done with this class in 2 weeks

      NeedForStuffing +3m +4 / -0
      I'm doing it for fun, it's so cool to work with docker. I'm so tired
      :#marseygiveup:

        johnnypoop +37s +4 / -0
        I'm so tired of my professor not wanting to teach us the fucking stuff he's the one supposed to teach us. Like nooooo I'm not doing your

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-10-19T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Little girl gets a head transplant, r/braincels not happy
URL: {REDDIT: r/Braincels my_7yearold_daughter_wants_to_get_a_head_transplant}
VOTES: +45 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is a repost because I'm not sure how to actually link to the OP comment, but I'll try.
> [My 7yearold daughter wants to get a head transplant]({REDDIT: r/Braincels my_7yearold_daughter_wants_to_get_a_head_transplant})
> [I know I'm a bit late on the post. But I'm trying to get a transplant for my daughter and she wants one too. She said she wanted to be a famous popstar but I think she wants to be famous because she's a girl and not because of her talent. So she's decided to get a head transplant to look like a boy. But I don't know if I should let her get it. I don't want her to look like a boy but I also don't want her to be a girl. I don't know what to do. I'm so confused. Please help me. I need to know if I should let her get a head transplant or not.]({REDDIT: r/Braincels my_7yearold_daughter_wants_to_get_a_head_transplant})
> [Edit: she doesn't want to be a boy. She just wants to look like a boy. She doesn't want to be a boy. She just wants to look like a boy. She doesn't want to be a boy. She just wants to look like a boy.]({REDDIT: r/Braincels my_7yearold_daughter_wants_to_get_a_head_transplant})
> [Edit 2: I just realized that I didn't mention that she doesn't want to be a boy. She just wants to look like a boy. She doesn't want to be a boy. She just wants to look like a boy. She doesn't want to be a boy. She just wants to look like a boy.]({REDDIT: r/Braincels my_7yearold_daughter_wants_to_get_a_head_transplant})
> [Edit 3: I just realized that I didn't mention

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-01-10T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: No drama just a weird ass webcomic
URL: https://www.cheezburger.com/10098147/this-is-the-best-comic-i-have-ever-seen
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's some random webcomic that came up in my feed and I thought it was the most autistic thing I've ever seen. No actual drama, but it's a lot of words to say "man is a pussy"
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
BEEF_SUPREME +12m +4 / -0
this is why i only watch anime
because I'm not a pussy

  NeedForStuffing +1m +4 / -0
  :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast: :marseyagreefast:

GubeRubenstein +1h +3 / -0
You are a pussy for making a post about this

  NeedForStuffing +12h +2 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

loli_esports +30m +3 / -0
So she has to be an adult or this is pedo shit, right?

  NeedForStuffing +3m +3 / -0
  Yeah, the author's not a pedo as far as I know, he's just a retard

    loli_esports +1m +2 / -0
    I mean, all webcomic artists are retarded

      NeedForStuffing +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseyhesright:

KneeGrowsSteel +3h +2 / -0
> I don't like it
> I don't like it
> I don't like it
> I don't like it
> I don't like it
> I don't like it
> I don't like it
> I don't like it
> I don't like it
> I don't like it
> I don't like it
> I don't like it
> I don't like it
> I don't like it
> I don't like it
> I don't like it
> I don't like it
> I don't like it

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2023-03-09T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor asks about a book of love poetry written by a black woman. :marseyblack: :marseyreading: :marseylove: :marseyblowkiss: :marseywholesome: :marseyblm:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_best_book_you_have_ever_read}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I'm a black female and I wrote a book of love poetry and it's called "Love is the Cure". It's a collection of love poems that I wrote over the course of 4 years. It's my first book and I'm currently working on a sequel. I'm also a freelance writer and I've written several articles for various websites. I'm currently working on a book about my life and experiences as a black woman. I'm also a freelance editor and I've edited several books for other authors.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_best_book_you_have_ever_read})
> [I wrote the book because I felt like there were a lot of love poems out there that were written by men and I wanted to write some that were written by a woman. I also wanted to write some that were more romantic and less serious. I wanted to write some that were about love in general and not just about relationships. I wanted to write some that were about love in a way that was different from what I had seen before. I wanted to write some that were about love in a way that was more personal and more intimate. I wanted to write some that were about love in a way that was more honest and more real. I wanted to write some that were about love in a way that was more vulnerable and more emotional. I wanted to write some that were about love in a way that was more passionate and more intense. I wanted to write some that were about love in a way that was more romantic and more poetic. I wanted to write some that were about love in a way that was more personal and more intimate. I wanted to write some that were about love in a way that was more honest and more real. I wanted to write some that were about love in a way that was more vulnerable and more emotional. I wanted to write some that were about love in a way that was

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AUTHOR: NeedForStuffing
DATE: 2022-10-28T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: SRDines discuss the g*mer question
URL: {REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama should_cybersecurity_be_a_top_issue_for_you}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. All I know is that it's a reddit post with the word 'gamer' in it. I'm sure the srdine can explain in his longposts.
COMMENTS:
STAN_ARTMS +22m +3 / -0
Gamers are the ones with the most to lose so of course they should care about cybersecurity

  NeedForStuffing +36s +2 / -0
  :marseyxd:eded

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4h +1 / -0
  Gamers are the ones with the least to lose because they're all poor.ed

HokubsWorkshoper +1h +1 / -0
> I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about.
You're not alone the post is incomprehensible and it's not because of the word gamers.ededed

  NeedForStuffing +14m +1 / -0
  The title of the post is incomprehensible. I didn't read the post, just the title and it still made me chuckleed

    HokubsWorkshoper +1m +1 / -0
    :marseyshrug:ed
    I read it and couldn't make head or tail of it. I can only assume the post is incomprehensible too.

      NeedForStuffing +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyshrug:ottoman
      It's a very hard post to understand

        HokubsWorkshoper +1m +1 / -0
        :marseyspecial:ottoman
        It's not for me.

          NeedForStuffing +1m +1 / -0
          :marseyagree:ottoman
          I'm sure you could make sense of it if you tried, but it's a very hard post to understand

            HokubsWorkshoper +3m +1 / -0
            :marseybrain

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2021-07-18T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm not a mayo, but I still want to be a janny
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Why do I have to be a mayo to become a janny? I'm not a mayo but I'm still a person, and I want to be a janny. You are discriminating against me for being a non-mayo. Do better, sweaty.
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +3m +16 / -0
Why is it only mayo jannies who are allowed to be racist?

  TheOverSeether +17m +10 / -0
  >white people are bad
  >mayo jannies are bad
  >therefore mayo jannies are white people
  >Q.E.D.
  I'm sorry, sweaty. It's just basic logic.

    Aisha +40m +10 / -0
    > I'm sorry, sweaty. It's just basic logic.
    A true statement, but you're forgetting that logic is a mayo invention.

  negro +5m +9 / -0
  This is white supremacy, sweaty.

    TheOverSeether +21m +7 / -0
    >white people are bad
    >mayo jannies are bad
    >therefore mayo jannies are white people
    >Q.E.D.
    I'm sorry, sweaty. It's just basic logic.

Aisha +1h +6 / -0
That’s not true. I’m not white and I’m a janny.

  negro +3m +4 / -0
  Why is it that only white people can be jannies? This is white supremacy.ies

    Aisha +1m +7 / -0
    I’m not white, I’m an Injun.

      negro +3m +6 / -0
      {GIF}

      TheOverSeether +1h +5 / -0
      You're a 1/32th injun? I'm sorry, but you're white.

        Aisha +24m +5 / -0
        I’m 1/32th injun, 1/32th Native American, and 1/32th

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2021-12-22T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bongland's largest hospital has a 4000 sqft room for dog grooming
URL: {REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom king_edward_vi_hospital_in_windsor_is_the}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
negro +2m +12 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}

  ABC +41m +12 / -0
  > [That's the best use of space.]({REDDIT: r/unitedkingdom king_edward_vi_hospital_in_windsor_is_the})
  >> [-81] What about the people who actually need medical treatment?
  >>> [+109] Ah yes, you're right. We should make the corridors narrower to make room for more doctors and nurses and stuff.
  :soyjakanimeglasses:

    negro +1m +9 / -0
    :soyjakmaga: :soyjakmaga: :soyjakmaga: :soyjakmaga: :soyjakmaga: :soyjakmaga:

    BigBussyHunter +2h +2 / -0
    :marseyclapping:
    Good one, sweaty. I'm going to use it.

  arseupwrongo +1h +11 / -0
  >[–]PandoraSerpens 248 points 18 hours ago
  >People here are so mad that someone else is getting care for their pet and not themselves. It's disgusting.
  >[–]xXxGreenGoblinxXx 3 points 18 hours ago
  >Yea, I'd rather have a pet groomed then myself. I'm not a moron.
  >[–]PandoraSerpens 34 points 18 hours ago
  >It's called self-responsibility. You can do that in the privacy of your own home.
  >[–]xXxGreenGoblinxXx 1 point 18 hours ago
  >No I can't. I don't have a home. I live in a tent on the side of the road. I don't have a car so I

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-05-07T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywall: :marseylaugh:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +61 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +3m +36 / -0
Can’t believe anyone is taking this woman seriously.
It’s like the reverse of that video of the “male feminist” being accused of rape by a woman who was a stripper and who then became a lawyer. Except in this case she’s actually a lawyer.

  BorgQueenPolycule +5m +20 / -0
  She has a point, though, about how easy it is to get laid, and it's a good point, but she should be more like a normal foid and share it with her friends.

    carpathianflorist +4m +22 / -0
    I just looked it up and she’s a **partner** at a law firm. This is not even a lawyer; this is a managing partner of a law firm.
    I’m not even joking, I’m seething.

      CrackerStraggot +14m +25 / -0
      >managing partner
      She is the boss bitch

        carpathianflorist +1m +17 / -0
        This is a woman. She is the boss bitch. And she thinks she’s a girlboss.

          CrackerStraggot +2m +26 / -0
          Oh :marseybrainlet:

          Iamvanosexual +5m +12 / -0
          :#marseyextinction:

          WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +5 / -0
          I bet she is a lesbian

            NotLikeOtherFoids +1h +4 / -0
            No way, she's married to a man

              WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +1 / -0
              Not a real lesbian

      BorgQueenPolycule +14m +13 / -0
      "She's a lawyer" is an incredibly low bar for any woman. "She's a partner at a law firm" is pretty good, actually. I guess she should be more like a normal woman and share this with her friends.

        car

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-01-13T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Kanye West - Should Have Been Me
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
negro +1m +3 / -0
@Dad

  negro +1h +2 / -0
  @dad

    negro +11s +2 / -0
    @dad

      negro +13s +2 / -0
      @dad

        negro +13s +2 / -0
        @dad

          negro +15s +2 / -0
          @dad

            negro +13s +2 / -0
            @dad

              negro +14s +2 / -0
              @dad

                negro +13s +2 / -0
                @dad

                  negro +14s +2 / -0
                  @dad

                    negro +14s +2 / -0
                    @dad

                      negro +13s +2 / -0
                      @dad

                        negro +13s +2 / -0
                        @dad

                          negro +13s +2 / -0
                          @dad

                            negro +13s +2 / -0
                            @dad

911roofer +3m +2 / -0
I don’t get it.

  negro +1m +2 / -0
  It's a banger..

    911roofer +2m +2 / -0
    Oh. Is this Ye’s new album?

      negro +1m +2 / -0
      Nah, it's from his first album...

        911roofer +1m +2 / -0
        Oh. I was thinking of his “Yeezus” album.

          negro +1m +2 / -0
          That's a classic as well, but this song is the real deal..... He has a song called "Through the wire" which is based on his experience of being in a car accident and getting his ear pierced. You can hear that in the song.

            911roofer +1m +2 /

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2024-03-03T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsaover: for trannies :marseytransgenocide:
URL: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/02/germany-will-prohibit-mutilation-of-childrens-gender-reassignment
VOTES: +106 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +5m +111 / -1
> Germany will prohibit mutilation of children's genitals
> Dr Green said the new law would be "a death sentence" for transgender children.
:marseysmughips:

  Drunkdriver +1h +58 / -1
  >but I'm going to be a doctor and prescribe you hormones to make sure you don't get the death sentence :marseydoctor:
  >I'm a psychologist and I'll make sure you don't get the death sentence :marseytherapist:
  >I'm a psychiatrist and I'll make sure you don't get the death sentence :marseymeds:
  >I'm a social worker and I'll make sure you don't get the death sentence :marseyfoidretard:

    bibbobnotabot +12m +37 / -2
    >I'm a psychiatrist and I'll make sure you don't get the death sentence :marseymeds:
    >NOOOOOOOO I NEED THE DRUGS TO LIVE :marseytranspearlclutch:
    >I'm a social worker and I'll make sure you don't get the death sentence :marseyfoidretard:
    >NOOOOOOOO I NEED THE COUNSELING TO LIVE :marseytranspearlclutch:
    >I'm a psychologist and I'll make sure you don't get the death sentence :marseytherapist:
    >NOOOOOOOO I NEED THE THERAPY TO LIVE :marseytranspearlclutch:
    >I'm going to be a doctor and prescribe you hormones to make sure you don't get the death sentence :marseydoctor:
    >NOOOOOOOO I NEED THE HORMONES TO LIVE :marseytranspearlclutch:

      Drunkdriver +40m +3

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2021-11-23T10Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Old drama] Redditors sneed at the most based and patriotic POC
URL: {REDDIT: r/PoliticalCompassMemes black_patriotism}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
negro +3m +11 / -0
> Yes, but there are some things that are universally bad regardless of your race. Like slavery, the holocaust, apartheid, the civil rights movement, etc.
lmao

  ChungusEnjoyer +1h +6 / -0
  > the civil rights movement
  How could a group of people fighting against oppression be bad? :marseyhmm: :marseythinkorino: :marseyhmmm:

  SaveUsUncleTed +1h +3 / -0
  Apartheid was bad, but not because of any of the reasons these redditors think.

  ChungusEnjoyer +1h +1 / -0
  > Yes, but there are some things that are universally bad regardless of your race. Like slavery, the holocaust, apartheid, the civil rights movement, etc.
  How could a group of people fighting against oppression be bad? :marseyhmm: :marseythinkorino: :marseyhmmm:

    negro +1m +2 / -0
    > How could a group of people fighting against oppression be bad?
    :chadyes:

      ChungusEnjoyer +1m +2 / -0
      :marseyrage:

ChungusEnjoyer +1h +4 / -0
:marseycry: :marseyblm: :marseyblm: :marseyblm: :marseycry: :marseyblm: :marseyblm: :marseyblm: :marseycry: :marseyblm: :marseyblm: :marseyblm: :marseycry: :marseyblm: :marseyblm: :marseyblm: :marseycry: :marseyblm: :marseyblm: :marseyblm: :marseycry

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2021-08-10T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: If you don't think trans lives matter you're a chud
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueUnpopularOpinion the_rise_of_the_dog_brain}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Takoyucki +14m +5 / -0
I don’t know why the internet has become such a faggy place. It’s all just people trying to one up each other on how much they’re a faggy train.

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +4 / -0
  The internet used to be all about making fun of each other, it was great.
  Then it became all about making fun of other people (and also making fun of yourself) and that was still fun.
  Then it became all about making fun of people who made fun of other people and that was fun for about 30 seconds.
  Then it became all about making fun of people who made fun of people who made fun of other people and it's been shit ever since.

    Takoyucki +1h +3 / -0
    Yes, the original internet was great and I think it’s getting back to that. I have the privilege of being able to interact with my friends irl, but everyone else is just terminally online.

      SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +2 / -0
      I think a lot of it is just that the internet became more accessible. It's no longer just a place for people who were smart enough to get a computer and weren't too poor to afford an internet connection. It's also not a place where you need to put in effort to find stuff.
      It's more of a place where everyone can just click a few buttons and see what's happening without having to think or do anything.
      There's a lot of people out there who want to feel like they're the smartest or coolest person in the room. The internet gives them a chance to think that they might be.
      Of course, that's not really possible. There's too many people out there who are smarter and cooler than them. But that's what they think, and that's what they act on.
      The internet is also a place where people can see things that they might not have seen

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2021-07-23T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Average rdrama.net user
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Sylveon +1h +15 / -0
That's it, I'm gonna unironically fedpost.
{GIF}

  DudeBussyLmao +2m +12 / -0
  {GIF}

  FunkyDuffy +5h +5 / -0
  \>actually fedposting in 2021
  {GIF}

KoreanDandyKing +40m +14 / -0
I only fuck gay men so I don't have to deal with foid nonsense.

  jesus +1h +11 / -0
  >only

  negro +14m +10 / -0
  Unironically based

  BUSSY_BLASTER +1h +6 / -0
  Imagine not fucking foids at least once in your life 🤮🤮🤮

    KoreanDandyKing +1h +5 / -0
    I don't want to catch AIDS. :marseydead:

  iStillMissEd +2h +5 / -0
  :coomer: :marseyshooting:

    KoreanDandyKing +11m +6 / -0
    {GIF}

  AnnoyinTheGoyim +2h +4 / -0
  > only
  You’re not even a homo.

    KoreanDandyKing +1h +4 / -0
    {GIF}

DudeBussyLmao +1m +10 / -0
I don’t watch anime but I do like to read it. Also I’m not a furry.

  Need4Sneed +1h +8 / -0
  >I don’t watch anime
  :marseylaugh:
  I'm sorry but you're clearly a furry

    DudeBussyLmao +2m +5 / -0
    I just like to read stories.

      Need4Sneed +3m +6 / -0
      {IMG}

  negro +4m +7 / -0
  That's not what I said

    DudeB

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-03-14T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just checked my shit :marseyshook: and there is no :marseytrain: Marsey
URL: N/A
VOTES: +43 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseytrain:
Here it is, but there is no Marsey :marseytrain: in the list. Did someone remove it?
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +21 / -0
:#marseytrans2:

  negro +1m +15 / -0
  :#marseytrans2pat:

X +5m +18 / -0
:#marseytrans2: :#marseyeggirl:

  negro +1m +15 / -0
  :#marseyeggirlpat:

  Dramacel +2h +7 / -0
  :#marseytrans2pat: :#marseyeggirlpat: :#marseytransflagpat: :#marseytransflag2pat:

    X +3m +5 / -0
    {IMG}

      Dramacel +1m +5 / -0
      :#marseylove: :#marseytrans2:

      Chapose +1h +2 / -0
      :marseytrans2pat:

negro +1m +12 / -0
:#marseyeggirl:

  TrappySaruh +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseyeggirlpat:

Igor_Konashenkov +3m +11 / -0
It's the same as :marseytrans2:

  negro +1m +10 / -0
  The one in the post is different and it's not in the list

    Igor_Konashenkov +1m +10 / -0
    https://rdrama.net/post/34012/marseytrain-marseytrain-marseytrans2-marseyeggirl-marseyeggirl/1109237?context=8#context

      negro +3m +14 / -0
      I don't know why I didn't think of that, there is

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2021-12-12T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chuds don't know about science
URL: {REDDIT: r/science people_of_color_in_the_us_are_more_likely_to_be}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
911roofer +1h +1 / -0
Science is racist.

GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
Its literally just a meme that you say bipoc instead of colored person because colored person is racist. Its not even a racist term, its a term that was made because colored person was deemed racist. And now we have the term bipoc. The people who would say colored person are the same people who would say bipoc

  Jaukea +1h +1 / -0
  It’s funny how the definition of racism has shifted from “discrimination against someone because of their race” to “discrimination against someone because of their skin color”

    GooooooldMember +2h +1 / -0
    That is a good observation

      Jaukea +5h +1 / -0
      It’s why you’ll never see them say the word.

        GooooooldMember +4h +1 / -0
        Exactly. People of color are so much better than colored people

          Jaukea +1h +1 / -0
          I’m not sure if it’s better or worse that they are still obsessed with skin color but pretend to be above it. I guess it’s still an issue for them, it’s just that they’re too ashamed to admit it. Which is pretty sad when you think about it, since they are the ones who are supposed to be the most knowledgeable about it.

            GooooooldMember +31m +1 / -0
            Theyre not obsessed with skin color, theyre obsessed with their own culture. They just want to be their own thing and if theyre not allowed to be their own thing they get offended. Its not that theyre ashamed of it, its that they dont want to be lumped into a category with white people who they view as their oppressors. The most privileged and unprivileged blacks are both obsessed with their skin color. The privileged ones say it makes them special

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-06-11T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A man was just shot by cops in a parking lot in front of his own children
URL: {REDDIT: r/mississippi a_man_was_just_shot_by_cops_in_a_parking_lot_in}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> If the cops want to play the game of “what’s the worst thing you’ve ever done” I’m happy to play.
> I’ve been arrested for armed robbery, drug possession, and I’ve been shot at. I don’t think I’ve ever had a gun pointed at me by the police. I’ve never had police execute a no knock raid on my residence. I’ve never had to worry about police raiding my home and taking my kids from me.
> If I ever do, I hope I’m not alone.
{REDDIT: r/mississippi a_man_was_just_shot_by_cops_in_a_parking_lot_in}
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +5m +5 / -0
I hope he's at least got a decent lawyer, because there's no way he'll get out of this one.

  WootFatigue +15m +4 / -0
  There’s always a lawyer.

    Enrico_Motassa +11m +3 / -0
    There's always a lawyer, but there's not always a good one.

whyareyou +2h +2 / -0
> Not a single cop will face any consequences for this.
This is the part that never happens that happens all the time........ Then the cops are never punished for the murder, which is the part that never happens but does happen all the time... And then the family of the man who was murdered by the police has to deal with the aftermath of the murder and the aftermath of the murder of their family member by the police. And they have to deal with the aftermath of the murder of their family member by the police, and the aftermath of the murder of their family member by the police, and the aftermath of the murder of their family member by the police, and the aftermath of the murder of their family member by the police, and the aftermath of the murder of their family member by the police, and the aftermath of

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2021-08-06T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Last thing you ever see
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +21m +16 / -0
>That doesn't work because it would require me to have a single functioning neuron
lol

  Hoss +13m +15 / -0
  I’m not sure how much of that was sarcasm, but he’s unironically right. The only thing that might ever make a person stop being a retard is a punch in the head.

    Dramamine +2m +10 / -0
    The only thing that might ever make a person stop being a retard is a punch in the head.
    {GIF}

    GooooooldMember +1h +5 / -0
    I would say taking psychedelics but im pretty sure that doesnt make people any less retarded. Like i get that it can make you introspective but it doesnt make you smart or anything. People who think it does are usually retarded

      Hoss +1m +6 / -0
      I've never tried them so I can't speak from experience. I assume they're just a temporary placebo for people who need to feel like they've had some kind of spiritual experience.

        GooooooldMember +2m +3 / -0
        Yeah i never tried them either but i assume theyre just a way to make people think theyve done something interesting when in reality they just get a weird high and sit in the dark

GigaVaccinator +1h +11 / -0
>I don't think this is a viable solution, at least for the average redditor. This would require them to actually want to be less retarded, and that doesn't work because it would require me to have a single functioning neuron.
He's not wrong. The average redditor is mentally handicapped. You can't argue with them, because you're arguing with a retard.
I've always been curious why every retard on reddit has a "mental illness". Are they all literally retarded? Or do they just think they're retarded? Like, a person who is truly retarded wouldn't know they're retarded. Only people with above room temperature IQs would realize they're retarded.
For example, I'm retarded.

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-03-18T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: How do I get a refund from this site?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +4m +5 / -0
Give me 250 DC and I'll refund you.

  negro +3m +4 / -0
  :#marseymerchant:

  TheOverSeether +2m +3 / -0
  >Give me 250 DC and I'll refund you.
  :#marseyagree:

    Saint_Nicholas +1m +2 / -0
    @negro

      negro +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseypirate2: :#marseycoin:

        Saint_Nicholas +2m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          negro +1m +3 / -0
          :#marseyblowkiss:

      TheOverSeether +4m +2 / -0
      :#marseymerchant:
      @negro, I'm right here, so give me the DC.

Soren +15m +3 / -1
You could always send it to me

  negro +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseydisagree:

    Soren +3m +1 / -2
    You are not going to get a refund, you have to ask the jannies

      negro +2m +2 / -0
      :#marseydisagree:

        Soren +5m +1 / -2
        Look at this idiot, he refuses to give me his money. He doesn't know the power of money, nor does he know the value of friendship.

          negro +2m +3 / -0
          :#marseydisagree:

            Soren +4m +1 / -2
            Ok, I will not make a post asking for your money. But I want you to know, I am still your friend. I value our friendship and I want you to know that I will always be there for you. I hope you have a good day. I love you.

              negro +1m +2 / -0
              :#marseydis

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-08-11T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: woman finds out her boyfriend is actually a woman
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_found_out_my_boyfriend_is_a_trans_woman}
VOTES: +98 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
Roadrash +1h +122 / -0
> I don't know if I can even call myself straight anymore
How is this a thing to say?
>I don't know if I can even call myself straight anymore because I fucked a woman
What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you think you're a real woman for fucking a woman? What is wrong with you people?

  hereforabit +1h +91 / -0
  > I don't know if I can even call myself straight anymore
  Even if you think you were gay for fucking a woman you're still straight lmao

    AgeGapEnjoyer +1h +47 / -0
    {IMG}

    dont_log_me_out +1h +27 / -0
    If a woman has sex with a man she is a lesbian.
    If a woman has sex with a woman she is a lesbian.
    If a man has sex with a man he is a gay man.
    If a man has sex with a woman he is a heterosexual man.
    If a man has sex with a woman who is a trans man he is a gay man.
    If a man has sex with a man who is a trans man he is a gay man.
    If a man has sex with a woman who is a trans woman he is a straight man.
    If a man has sex with a man who is a trans woman he is a straight man.
    If a woman has sex with a man who is a trans woman she is a lesbian.
    If a woman has sex with a woman who is a trans woman she is a lesbian.
    If a woman has sex with a man who is a trans man she is a lesbian.
    If a woman has sex with a woman who is a trans man she is a lesbian.

      hereforabit +1h +21 / -0
      This is actually accurate

      ShitTornadoToOz +2h +12 /

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-08-16T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Roadrash +1m +5 / -0
:#marseycheerup:

  negro +12m +6 / -0
  :#marseycheeruppat:

H +2h +2 / -0
:#marseyitsover:

  negro +5m +2 / -0
  :marseyitsover:

    H +1m +2 / -0
    :marseyitsover::marseycheerup:

      negro +3m +2 / -0
      :marseyitsover: :marseycheerup: :marseyitsover: :marseycheerup: :marseyitsover: :marseycheerup:

        H +1m +2 / -0
        :marseyitsover: :marseycheerup: :marseyitsover: :marseycheerup: :marseyitsover: :marseycheerup: :marseyitsover: :marseycheerup: :marseyitsover: :marseycheerup:

          negro +3m +2 / -0
          :marseyitsover: :marseycheerup: :marseyitsover: :marseycheerup: :marseyitsover: :marseycheerup: :marseyitsover: :marseycheerup: :marseyitsover: :marseycheerup: :marseyitsover: :marseycheerup: :marseyitsover: :marseycheerup: :marseyitsover: :marseycheerup: :marseyitsover: :marseycheerup: :marseyitsover: :marseycheerup: :marseyitsover

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-02-02T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit foid gets told she can't be both antiworker and an investor
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork my_investment_portfolio_is_taking_a_hit_during}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +24 / -0
:#marseywallst:
{IMG}

  CuckoldSimulator +1h +6 / -0
  Lol that’s a good one

NeolibKong +3m +23 / -0
>I'm an investor in a few companies that I think are pretty good and are making strides to improve in this area, but I think this is a good time to look at alternatives and divest from the big, well known companies.
>One example is my investment in a company that is trying to improve the social impact of its products. They have a line of products that are made of bamboo, which is a very sustainable and environmentally friendly material.
>Another company I invested in is a social enterprise that is trying to create a more equitable and sustainable supply chain for its products. They are also working to improve the working conditions of their employees.
>Finally, I invested in a company that is working to create a more sustainable and ethical fashion industry. They are trying to create a more transparent and fair supply chain, and they are also working to reduce the amount of waste in the fashion industry.
>While these companies are not perfect, I think they are making good progress and are worth investing in. I am also looking at other alternatives, and I will continue to do so as I learn more about the companies I invest in and the impact they are having on the world.
Well, she sure showed those big companies that their money was not needed, right?

  BrokeBackBuck +25m +14 / -0
  :#marseyshitforbrains:

  GooooooldMember +1h +6 / -0
  I love how it’s a millennial thing to believe that just because you buy something in good faith it makes it good and not a monopoly

  corp +1h +4 / -0
  The only thing I learned from this post is that she's a fuckin' [Bong](https://www.reddit.com/user/British-B

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-08-29T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyxd: :marseylaugh:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Jewdanksdad +1h +3 / -0
Lol, they are all looking at the "tits or gtfo" banner on the right..

  negro +5m +2 / -0
  :marseybooba:
  {IMG}.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-08-23T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I have a question for all the black people on this site. Do you have a problem with white people?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +37 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MrMisandrist +3m +22 / -0
I don't have a problem with white people but I do have a problem with mayos :marseyeyeroll:

  negro +4m +14 / -0
  I don't have a problem with white people but I do have a problem with mayos :marseyeyeroll:

    MrMisandrist +2m +9 / -0
    :#marseyagree:

  JimJones +20m +7 / -0
  Mayo is a slur now?

    MrMisandrist +5m +6 / -0
    :#chadyescapy:

  CarpathiarFlorist +3h +2 / -0
  I do.
  :#marseyseethe:

Cao_Cao +2m +19 / -0
I have a problem with white people. I would like to see them all deported to Ireland.

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +11 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

  HOTEP +1m +6 / -0
  :marseydisagree:

    Cao_Cao +10m +4 / -0
    That's the joke.

      HOTEP +1m +3 / -0
      :marseydisagree:

        Cao_Cao +1m +4 / -0
        :marseydisagree:

          HOTEP +2m +4 / -0
          :marseydisagree:

  CarpathiarFlorist +3h +1 / -0
  :#marseysaluteusa:

HOTEP +3m +14 / -0
I have a problem with mayo monkeys.

  negro +3m +7 / -0
  I have a problem with mayo monkeys.

    HOTEP +1m +7 / -0
    :#marseyhesright:

      negro +2m +7 / -0
      :#marse

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2024-11-28T18Z
HOLE: sandshit
TITLE: Hamas member takes a shower :marseyjihad:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +14m +14 / -0
{IMG}

  johannesalthusius +1h +6 / -0
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josephus_Flavius
  > Josephus later wrote in The Jewish War and in his Antiquities of the Jews that John was ordained as high priest by the Roman procurator Antonius Felix, because the former high priest Ananus, who had been removed from office, wanted to kill John. However, the Roman governor was a friend of John's, and he eventually reinstated him.
  > In the account by Josephus, John was one of the most wealthy of the Jewish high priests.
  > Josephus relates that John was involved in the political and religious turmoil of the 60s AD that ended with the First Jewish–Roman War. John, who was a Sadducee and opposed to the Zealots, joined with the Roman procurator Gessius Florus in putting down a riot in Jerusalem in 66 AD. For this, the Zealots were outraged and killed him.

    Cao_Cao +1h +3 / -0
    > John was one of the most wealthy of the Jewish high priests.
    Well, that's a bit of a spoiler isn't it?

  cyberdick +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

  drama_enthusiast +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint2:

donkeykongbinladen +5m +8 / -0
I don't know what the fuck I was expecting here.
:#marseyshrug:
Why do these people shower like that anyway? Is there a reason for it other than "cuz it's hot"?

  Cao_Cao +13m +9 / -0
  No, it's just that the Arabs never figured out that the water goes down the plug hole.

  peepeehands +4m +8 / -0
  muslims are so gross lol

  asshole +25

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-06-22T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The last American chud
URL: {TWEET: RichardHanania}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +3m +19 / -0
> If I were President, I would declare a war on men who refuse to get their jabs. I would send the military to drag them kicking and screaming to the nearest vaccination center.
:marseywrongthonk:

  CarpathiarFlorist +4m +7 / -0
  > I would send the military to drag them kicking and screaming to the nearest vaccination center.
  I'm all for it. I want my tax money to be used for something useful for once.

  Pog +51m +2 / -0
  Unironically sounds like a good idea. We need to make sure the most vulnerable folx are protected from this pandemic.

IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +8 / -0
Good thing he’s not a politician

  CarpathiarFlorist +4m +11 / -0
  But he is a political science professor.
  I'm sure he's not a hack who just spouts whatever his audience wants to hear.

    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +5m +13 / -0
    >political science professor
    So he’s not even a real politician

      CarpathiarFlorist +2m +5 / -0
      That's worse than a real politician. They actually have to make decisions and implement plans and do stuff. I'm sure he just sits and does nothing while his students pay him for "the privilege" to listen to him speak.

    Chtorrr +1h +3 / -0
    >political science professor
    So he's a clown.

    Chtorrr +1h +3 / -0
    >political science professor
    So he's a clown.

    Chtorrr +1h +3 / -0
    >political science professor
    So he's a clown.

    Chtorrr +1h +3 / -0
    >political science professor
    So he's a clown.

    Chtorrr +1h +3 / -0
    >political science

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2021-10-05T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors are very surprised that the number of people being vaccinated against covid decreases when the vaccination process becomes more and more difficult
URL: {REDDIT: r/europe 31_of_polish_adults_would_not_be_willing_to}
VOTES: +76 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SaveUsUncleTed +1h +77 / -0
>It's a shame there's no consequences for spreading misinformation, it would be an excellent disincentive
.
>It's a shame there's no consequences for spreading misinformation, it would be an excellent disincentive
.
>It's a shame there's no consequences for spreading misinformation, it would be an excellent disincentive
.
>It's a shame there's no consequences for spreading misinformation, it would be an excellent disincentive
.
>It's a shame there's no consequences for spreading misinformation, it would be an excellent disincentive
.
>It's a shame there's no consequences for spreading misinformation, it would be an excellent disincentive
.
>It's a shame there's no consequences for spreading misinformation, it would be an excellent disincentive
.
>It's a shame there's no consequences for spreading misinformation, it would be an excellent disincentive
.
>It's a shame there's no consequences for spreading misinformation, it would be an excellent disincentive
.
>It's a shame there's no consequences for spreading misinformation, it would be an excellent disincentive
.
>It's a shame there's no consequences for spreading misinformation, it would be an excellent disincentive
.
>It's a shame there's no consequences for spreading misinformation, it would be an excellent disincentive
.
>It's a shame there's no consequences for spreading misinformation, it would be an excellent disincentive
.
>It's a shame there's no consequences for spreading misinformation, it would be an excellent disincentive
.
>It's a shame there's no consequences for spreading misinformation, it would be an excellent disincentive
.
>It's a shame there's no consequences for spreading misinformation, it would be an excellent disincentive
.
>It's a shame there's no consequences for spreading misinformation, it would be an excellent disincentive
.
>It's a

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-06-29T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit is not fucking around :marseyraging:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Pingas +3h +4 / -0
I love the drama of the people that got banned for saying the nigger word and those that were banned for saying 'Nigger' and the people who were banned for saying 'Nigger'.' and the people who got banned for saying 'Nigger'.o.uk. and the people who got banned for saying 'Nigger'.org.

  Pingas +4m +3 / -0
  I just realised I can still say Nigger.. I don't know what the fuck I'm saying anymore.
  I love this website.

    Pingas +1m +3 / -0
    I can say Nigger.net but not Nigger.com.
    It's really not fair.

      Pingas +41s +3 / -0
      I can say Nigger.com but not Nigger.co.uk.

        Pingas +2m +3 / -0
        I can say Nigger.co.uk but not Nigger.org.

          Pingas +57s +3 / -0
          I can say Nigger.org but not Nigger.edu.

            Pingas +1m +3 / -0
            I can say Nigger.edu but not Nigger.gov.

              Pingas +55s +3 / -0
              I can say Nigger.gov but not Nigger.tv.

                Pingas +47s +3 / -0
                I can say Nigger.tv but not Nigger.org.

                  Pingas +36s +3 / -0
                  I can say Nigger.org but not Nigger.biz.

                    Pingas +1m +3 / -0
                    I can say Nigger.biz but not Nigger.ca.

                      Pingas +28s +3 / -0
                      I can say Nigger.ca but not Nigger.net.

                        Pingas +22s +3 / -0
                        I can say Nigger.net but not Nigger.gov.

                          Pingas +2m +3 / -0
                          I can say Nigger.gov but not Nigger.edu.

                            Pingas +32

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2021-08-16T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bussy Singal explains why journos are a bunch of faggots and why they deserve the rope
URL: {TWEET: jessesingal}
VOTES: +63 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
collectijism +2m +32 / -0
The 2016 election was the biggest psy op ever. And we’re all still reeling from it

  pizzashill +1h +23 / -3
  That's really the most pathetic thing about rightoids.
  They think they were the victims of a psy-op and the reality is they were too stupid to understand why the election even happened in the first place.
  I'm not even talking about the "steal," I'm talking about the fact the entire thing was about Trump being a threat to the Republic.
  The fact Trump was even allowed to run for office was a threat to the republic.
  The fact he was even able to win the nomination was a threat to the republic.
  The fact that he was even allowed to run for office at all was a threat to the republic.
  Rightoids are so deluded they think this was a psy-op when it was actually an effort to warn Americans that we were facing a man that was a threat to the Republic and could not be allowed to win.

    HOTEP +2h +26 / -0
    Pizza, if you are going to post about how Trump is a threat to the Republic, maybe you should take a look at yourself and your 4000th post about how you were correct about everything.

      pizzashill +4m +11 / -2
      Trump is a threat to the Republic and I've been correct about everything.

        HOTEP +1m +19 / -0
        {GIF}

          pizzashill +2m +9 / -2
          Feel free to explain how he isn't.

            HOTEP +5m +18 / -0
            I’ve been too busy to keep up with your schizo posting. I’ll have to read up on that later. I’m still in the process of making my own schizo posts about the world. It’s quite exhausting.

              pizzashill +1m +8 /

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2021-11-18T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bongland cucked to the max
URL: {TWEET: disclosetv}
VOTES: +37 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +52 / -0
so much for the new world order
:marseybong:

  BigBussyHunter +2m +21 / -0
  They are being replaced by the Welsh and Irish. I can see why they are protesting. The Welsh and Irish aren't going to make a great pair of bussy operators.

    Wuzizname +1h +10 / -0
    They’ll make a great pair of butchers though, for sure.
    :marseyira: :marseybong:

    negro +2h +7 / -0
    {GIF}

    BussySlayer +5h +2 / -0
    Youve never met a welsh foid lol, they’re into all the same shit as bong foids

  cyberdick +2h +4 / -0
  :marseydepressed:
  {GIF}

Cabin_Boy_Widener +20m +35 / -0
>Under the new law, it will be illegal to leave a child under 18 unsupervised in a home or private vehicle.
Cucked beyond belief. The only thing I love more than bongland is bongland cucked even harder

  AverageBen10Enjoyer +5m +25 / -0
  Even being left outside in the street is illegal. The police have said that they'll ignore it for now, but who knows what will happen in a few years.

    Cabin_Boy_Widener +2m +18 / -0
    I'm pretty sure it's already in place, it's just that the police are currently letting people off with a warning. I know a family that has to take their kids to a childminder because the mom's parents are afraid of the police coming to arrest them if they leave the kids home alone. The parents are both doctors, btw. The UK has some of the most retarded laws in existence.

      AverageBen10Enjoyer +5m +14 / -0
      It's not just

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2021-11-17T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The rightoid infestation is getting out of hand.
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Killing nazis is always good.
COMMENTS:
CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1m +5 / -0
Killing nazis is always good
{GIF}

  negro +4m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +2m +4 / -0
    {GIF}

      negro +3m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +3m +3 / -0
        {GIF}

          negro +2m +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +2m +3 / -0
            {GIF}

              negro +2m +4 / -0
              {IMG}

                CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +2m +3 / -0
                {GIF}

                  negro +3m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1m +2 / -0
                    {GIF}

                      negro +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +4m +2 / -0
                        {GIF}

                          negro +57s +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1m +2 / -0
                            {GIF}

Klenn_and_Back_Again +39m +3 / -0
Killing nazis is always good
{GIF}

  negro +48s +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +4m +2 / -0
    {GIF}

      negro +5m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +2 / -0
        {GIF}

          negro +1m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            Klenn

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-04-19T09Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagukraine: :marseysunflower:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +82 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AverageBen10Enjoyer +10m +38 / -0
> 10.5% of Ukrainians are under 15 years old
:#marseydespair:

  sandkwinn +24m +21 / -0
  Where's the lie?

    Wuzizname +41m +21 / -0
    It’s not even that bad when you look at the other European countries. It’s the same for all of them, not a single country is below 10% of their population being under 15.

      sandkwinn +3m +16 / -0
      I think it's just that they've had such a massive influx of refugees that it makes the population seem more skewed towards children

        Wuzizname +4m +13 / -0
        Yeah and they also have a lot of women and kids and very few men. The men are all in the trenches.

          sandkwinn +4m +11 / -0
          :marseydespair:

      sp00k +2h +12 / -0
      > not a single country is below 10% of their population being under 15.
      Good thing I'm not a Eurocel

        Wuzizname +3m +10 / -0
        :#marseyusa:

  MenAreWorst +2h +5 / -0
  I'm not surprised.

WeihnachtenSalvador +24m +28 / -0
“ While 10.5% of Ukrainians are under 15 years old, that number is 14.7% in the U.S. “
Seems like Ukraine has a lot more children than the US

  CumFaggotLover +5m +19 / -0
  that number is higher because of all the refugees

  Thirtythirst4sissies +39m +15 / -0
  There are a fuckton of single mothers in the Ukraine. That being

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-02-13T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrans2: :marseywitch2: :marseyspooky:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +2m +3 / -0
:#marseyakumu:

  negro +1m +3 / -0
  :#marseytrans2: :#marseywitch2: :#marseyspooky:
  :#marseytrans2: :#marseywitch2: :#marseyspooky:
  :#marseytrans2: :#marseywitch2: :#marseyspooky:

negro +3m +2 / -0
:#marseytrans2: :#marseywitch2: :#marseyspooky:
:#marseytrans2: :#marseywitch2: :#marseyspooky: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3:
:#marseytrans2: :#marseywitch2: :#marseyspooky: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3:
:#marseytrans2: :#marseywitch2: :#marseyspooky: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3: :marseywitch3:

  negro +59s +2 / -0
  :#marseytrans2: :#marseywitch

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2021-09-16T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Incel] We need a true incel uprising. [FDS] So true!
URL: {REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy we_need_a_true_incel_uprising}
VOTES: +42 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +11m +42 / -0
>just because you're not getting laid doesn't mean you're not attractive
FDSers love to point out that the reason they're single is because men are so desperate for sex that they don't even take the time to listen to a woman's personality.

  Marco +1h +16 / -0
  I'd be more willing to believe that if they weren't also constantly bitching about the male dating pool being filled with trashy men, and how they don't feel safe dating anymore.

    arseupwrongo +18m +16 / -0
    It's a pretty common thing with foids. They'll say that men don't want them for their personality or whatever, but if you ask them what would they actually want from a man they'll say things like 'he has to be good at his job and he can't be a creep'. So they're not really interested in personality, they're just interested in a guy that meets a very specific checklist of superficial criteria, and they want to pretend that's not the case so that they can maintain their self-esteem and whatnot.

    SaveUsUncleTed +1h +5 / -0
    :marseycope: :marseycope: :marseycope:

    VanillaReign +4h +2 / -0
    At this point, I'm more than a little inclined to believe it.

  Klenn_and_Back_Again +2h +10 / -0
  It's true though, the reason they're single is because they're fat and/or ugly, and the reason they're fat and/or ugly is because they're not attractive.

  Unironicdramadebater +2h +6 / -0
  I agree. I think the problem with women is that they think that men are in love with them because of their personality.
  In reality the reason men are in love with them is because they have a personality that

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2021-12-29T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The absolute state of r/datingoverthirty
URL: {REDDIT: r/datingoverthirty 31m_hasnt_had_a_date_in_3_years_what_could_it_be}
VOTES: +72 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>31m. Hasn't had a date in 3 years. What could it be?
>My friend is 31m and has no luck dating. He has never had a date in his life since he was 28yrs old. I thought he was just unlucky. I didn't realize how hard it was going to be for him.
>He's a very good looking guy, well dressed, height, successful career, good job, has a good income and a good personality. He's always going on dates but nothing ever works out. He's had 200+ dates in the last 3 years and not a single one has resulted in anything.
>What could be his problem? Is it because he's 31m and he's getting older? Is he just unlucky? Does he need to change his approach?
>He's always open to suggestions on how to improve his chances.
>Any advice on how he can improve his chances?
>Thanks.
COMMENTS:
negro +1m +103 / -0
> If you don't mind me asking, what's his biggest flaw?
>> He's 31 and has never been in a relationship.
:marseyxd:

  cyberdick +5m +62 / -0
  >He's always going on dates but nothing ever works out. He's had 200+ dates in the last 3 years and not a single one has resulted in anything.
  >What could be his problem?
  :marseythinkorino:

    TariqNasheed +1h +38 / -0
    Maybe he’s a retard? I mean the guy has literally never been in a relationship, is 31, and has gone on 200 dates in 3 years. How retarded are you if you can’t even get laid after going on that many dates?

      cyberdick +2m +16 / -0
      I was thinking the same thing, but the rest of the

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-01-05T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Day 1 of my new year's resolution - Dying for BLM
URL: {REDDIT: r/Baltimore shooting_at_jay_riley_harbor_studios_in_pigtown}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's a tragedy that it didn't happen in NY or LA. :marseydepressed:
COMMENTS:
negro +1m +4 / -0
> The article says the suspect was shot and killed by police. That's not the same as being "shot to death by police", as the headline of the article seems to suggest.
> The headline could be read as the suspect was shot to death by police in the act of committing the crime. The article is clear that the suspect was shot after he fled and was found hiding inside a building.
> I'm not saying the headline is incorrect, I'm saying it could be read as incorrect.
:#marseyakshually:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +4 / -0
  > The article is clear that the suspect was shot after he fled and was found hiding inside a building.
  I think they just shot him while he was running away, since the article says "the suspect was shot and killed by police after he fled the scene"

    negro +4m +2 / -0
    Yeah, it's pretty clear that he got shot while running away, but the headline is misleading.

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +1 / -0
      Yeah, I think the headline should be something like "Baltimore police shoot suspect in the act of fleeing from scene of shooting"

        negro +2m +2 / -0
        Yeah, if it was written by a real journalist it would be way clearer

          MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +1 / -0
          Yeah, if it was written by a real journo it wouldn't be written at all because all journalists should be put in camps

            negro +2m +1 / -0
            :marseyagree:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +3 / -0
  > The article is clear that the suspect was shot after he fled and was found hiding inside a building.

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2021-10-12T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rightoids are seething about this
URL: {TWEET: willmccarthy}
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
UraniumDonGER +4h +2 / -0
I love the little swastika on the guys head
:chad:

WinterWonderLand +1h +2 / -0
Is this real? I'm trying to find the original source and I can't find it anywhere. The only thing I found is the guy that posted it is a rightoid lolcow https://x.com/moonman128
Edit: Found it, it's a photo of a rightoid protest in New York {TWEET: JackPosobiec}ends

  negro +3m +2 / -0
  No idea if it's real or not but rightoids are seething in the replies and in the quotes.

    WinterWonderLand +1m +1 / -0
    Ah, thanks for the link. I was thinking the same thing. I'm not sure if it's the right wing NY protest or a different one in DC.endsends

      negro +12m +2 / -0
      I found the original photo, it's not a rightoid protest, I've posted it in the main thread.

        WinterWonderLand +4m +1 / -0
        :chad:ends

      negro +11m +1 / -0
      I found the original photo, it's not a rightoid protest, I've posted it in the main thread.

        WinterWonderLand +4m +1 / -0
        :chad:ends

          negro +1h +1 / -0
          :marseydepressed:ends

            WinterWonderLand +1h +1 / -0
            :marseysmug2:ends

              negro +1m +1 / -0
              :marseydead:ottends

                WinterWonderLand +5m +1 / -0
                :marseymerchant:ottends

                  negro +5m +1 / -0
                  :marseyreich:ottends

                    WinterWonderLand +4m +1 / -

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-06-28T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywitch2: :marseywitch2: :marseywitch2: :marseywitch2: :marseywitch2: :marseywitch2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Tardish +1h +4 / -0
If you have the right pronouns in your bio you can post the least offensive version of any transgression and they will side with you.

Certifiedbussyoperator +2h +1 / -0
I wish I was a foid so I could eat a hotdog and get called a bigot

  JohnDevereaux +45m +1 / -0
  >foid
  >eating a hotdog
  :#marseyimpossibru:

    Certifiedbussyoperator +1h +1 / -0
    Women cant eat dogs?

      JohnDevereaux +1m +1 / -0
      >women
      :#marseyno:
      >eating dogs
      :#marseyyes:

        Certifiedbussyoperator +1m +1 / -0
        Then explain how I got called a bigot for eating a hotdog

          JohnDevereaux +1m +1 / -0
          Because you're a foid and you ate a hotdog
          {IMG}

            Certifiedbussyoperator +56s +1 / -0
            I am not a foid

              JohnDevereaux +48s +1 / -0
              {IMG}

                Certifiedbussyoperator +2m +1 / -0
                :marseyshapiro:

                  JohnDevereaux +1m +1 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Certifiedbussyoperator +1m +1 / -0
                    You arent a foid either :marseyshapiro: :marseyshapiro: :marseyshapiro: :marseyshapiro: :marseyshapiro: :marseyshapiro: :marseyshapiro: :marseyshapiro: :marseyshapiro: :marseyshapiro: :marse

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2023-04-22T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Stupidpol copes, sneeds and dilates when 20 something year old millennial commies claim they can't afford to buy a house
URL: {REDDIT: r/stupidpol gen_z_cant_afford_a_house}
VOTES: +91 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I’m 32 and still living in my parents’ basement. I live in a state with low cost of living, but I can’t afford to buy a house. I have a job that pays a lot but I also have a lot of debt. I’m tired of being poor and I’m tired of being told that I’m not entitled to a house.]({REDDIT: r/stupidpol gen_z_cant_afford_a_house})
It's over for this one. He will never own a house
> [I’m 30 and live in a city with a very high cost of living. I have a good job, but I still can’t afford to buy a house. I’m tired of being told that I’m not entitled to a house just because I’m young.]({REDDIT: r/stupidpol gen_z_cant_afford_a_house})
Same here
> [I’m 28 and live in a city with a very high cost of living. I have a good job, but I still can’t afford to buy a house. I’m tired of being told that I’m not entitled to a house just because I’m young.]({REDDIT: r/stupidpol gen_z_cant_afford_a_house})
Same here
> [I’m 33 and live in a city with a very high cost of living. I have a good job, but I still can’t afford to buy a house. I’m tired of being told that I’m not entitled to a house just because I’m young.]({REDDIT: r/stupidpol gen_z_cant_afford_a_house})
Same here
> [I’m 34 and live in a city with a very high cost of living. I have a good job, but I still can’t afford to buy a house. I’m tired of being told that I’m not entitled to a house just because I’m young.]({REDDIT: r/stupidpol gen_z_cant_afford_a_house})

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-12-06T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Spend $100 on a child's education, but $100 billion on a war. Hmmm..." :soyreddit:
URL: {REDDIT: r/interestingasfuck the_cost_of_a_single_v2_a_strike_vs_a_f47_with}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
cyberdick +24m +10 / -0
> I’m not gonna defend the war either but it’s an apples to oranges comparison. If we were to look at the impact of 100000000000 dollars going to the education system and how it’s been spent in the last 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2021-09-17T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not drama] I have been spending the last few hours watching a boxing match between two 110 pound foids. It's great, the foids are extremely retarded, the fight is comical and the commentators are hilarious. I highly recommend it.
URL: https://www.twitch.tv/ufc
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
negro +4m +5 / -0
The commentators are the best part. They are constantly shitting on the women for being retarded, they say that they are on the verge of tears and shit, they are saying that they are going to give them a concussion, that they are gonna die, that they are too dumb to get a job.
The commentators are from Spain and they have very thick accent, it's very funny.

  YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1h +2 / -0
  >They are constantly shitting on the women for being r-slurred
  This is peak journalism.

  AverageBen10Enjoyer +1h +1 / -0
  > they are saying that they are going to give them a concussion, that they are gonna die
  I think that's part of the sport. If you don't get a concussion then you're not doing it right.

  BUSSY_BLASTER +1h +1 / -0
  They sound like they're from Spain? Haha I don't speak that language, does it sound like Spanish or are they just like "lol retard" the whole time?

    negro +3m +2 / -0
    They speak Spanish, the two commentators are from Spain.

      BUSSY_BLASTER +2m +1 / -0
      You're a true gentleman for translating it for me, my Spanish is terrible

        negro +2m +2 / -0
        I speak very little Spanish, but it's good enough to understand what they are saying.

          BUSSY_BLASTER +50s +2 / -0
          I'm a burger, I speak like a broken record, but my Spanish is terrible. Thanks for the translation, king :marseyking:

            negro +4m +2 / -0
            No problem.
            You can also watch the fights on UFC

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2021-11-15T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am not a woman, I am a man. I am not trans. I am not a train. I am not a woman. I am not a train. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am a man. I am

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-03-09T11Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/malefashionadvice discusses if it's okay to wear women's clothes
URL: {REDDIT: r/malefashionadvice is_it_okay_to_wear_womens_clothing}
VOTES: +35 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyeggirl:
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +7m +45 / -0
>It's not wrong, but it's not right.
>It's like listening to a woman's music or watching a woman's movie, it's not wrong to do, but it's not right either.
I'm not sure which is worse, the person who wrote this, or the people who upvoted it.

  BorgQueenPolycule +5m +36 / -0
  The fat guy was a way better writer than the average Redditor.
  :#marseyobesescale:

    BorgQueenPolycule +1h +10 / -0
    It's just such a weirdo statement, like "I don't see anything wrong with watching porn, but it's not right." Like, it's not wrong for you to jerk off to naked women, but it's not right.

    Dramacel +2h +4 / -0
    the fat guy is the rare fat person that isn't a disgusting slob

  negro +10m +18 / -0
  It's okay to wear women's clothes, but it's not right

  NotLikeOtherFoids +4h +1 / -0
  Maybe the people who upvoted it were the ones doing it? :marseythinkorino:

BorgQueenPolycule +5m +28 / -0
Well, I just read the thread and they're not talking about trannies at all, and the guy is saying "I'm a fat guy" and the mods have told him he's not allowed to be fat in there, so I'm guessing he's not actually a tranny, and just a fat guy who wants to wear women's clothes.
I'm not sure if that's actually less sad than being a tranny, but I'm 100% sure it's a more interesting story.

  CoconutGun +1h +16 / -

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-10-08T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: We need to talk about the elephant in the room
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Mello_luvr +3m +11 / -0
:marseysick:

Maximus +4m +10 / -0
:marseypuke:

Losercel +19m +9 / -0
I don't like you

  negro +1h +6 / -0
  :marseyitsover:

  JohnDevereaux +3h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

birdenthusiast +21m +5 / -0
{IMG}

  negro +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    birdenthusiast +21m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      negro +1h +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        birdenthusiast +46m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          negro +18m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            birdenthusiast +1h +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              negro +43m +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                birdenthusiast +3m +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  negro +41m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    birdenthusiast +1m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      negro +40m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        birdenthusiast +3m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          negro +2m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            birdenthusiast +3m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

BillCosbysPharmacist +2h +4 / -0
The only thing worse than this is the fat foids who go to the gym. I can’t even make fun of them because they are just so disgusting.

Jimbo_B_Beterson +2h +4 / -0
That's not a woman

JohnDevereaux +3h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  negro +30m

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-01-23T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I saw my ex boyfriend (male) tonight. : datingoverthirty
URL: {REDDIT: r/datingoverthirty i_saw_my_ex_boyfriend_male_tonight}
VOTES: +65 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I saw my ex boyfriend (male) tonight.
> We met in 2016, he was 21 and I was 27. I was a young teacher and he was a student. We dated for 10 months and I thought he was perfect. He proposed to me in February of 2018.
> We were apart for a few months and then I found out he cheated on me. It was a huge blow. He wanted to come back to me but I didn’t want to risk our relationship anymore. I tried to be his friend but we just couldn’t be friends. I ended it and he went back to school. We were never able to get rid of the feelings for each other and we are both still in love with each other.
> We met tonight at a party and we had a great time. He’s not the same person he was when we dated but he’s still the person I fell in love with. I thought about asking him out but he’s already in a relationship. It’s heartbreaking. I know we’ll never be together again but I wish we could be.
> I’m in love with him and I know it’s going to be hard to get over him. I’m just sad that he has someone else now.
> It’s a pain but I know it’s for the best. We’re both happy in our relationships and we’re both happy that we’re moving on. It’s just sad that I’ll never be with him again.
> I’ll always love him and I’ll always be sad that we’re not together anymore. I just hope he’s happy and that he’s doing well. I know I’m doing well and I’m happy with my life. I’m just sad that I’ll never be with him again.
> I’m just glad that we’re both happy and that we’re both moving on. I’m just sad that we’re not together anymore. I know it’s for the best but it’s still hard to get over.
> I’m just sad that I’ll never be with him again. I

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-10-18T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is LLM
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +7 / -0
> This is LLM
> {IMG}
> LLM
:marseythinkorino:

JohnDevereaux +2h +1 / -0
{IMG}

  Bussy_Annihilator +2h +1 / -0
  I am a man, not a woman...ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2021-12-09T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Bait sub idea] /r/Justice4Kyle
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseytroublemaker: :marseytroublemaker: :marseytroublemaker:
COMMENTS:
Gr8B8M8 +13m +4 / -0
The best part is you can still claim it's about justice for black men like George Floyd.

  negro +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

Copacetic +2m +1 / -0
We need to make a new sub for this, idk what to call it but it should be something like r/Justice4KyleRittenhouse

  negro +1m +2 / -0
  r/justice4KyleRittenhouse is taken.

    Copacetic +1m +2 / -0
    I can't believe it's not on the market, what the fuck is going on?

      negro +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseyglow:
      If you do it, just keep it private. I'd love to see some of your ideas for content, if you have any.

        Copacetic +2m +3 / -0
        I would definitely be down for a bait sub about this, I'm just not sure what the best way to go about it would be. Maybe something like making it look like we support Rittenhouse, but also make it look like we are fighting for justice for the black and brown bodies that were shot by the police.
        I'm also a little hazy on what the best way to go about this would be. I'm sure if we were to make it, it would be an easy sub to make it look like the admins are banning people from it for being bigots.

          negro +1h +2 / -0
          You can start by making a private sub, then when it's ready post a bait post on some popular sub, for example r/forwardsfromklandma. Then when you get some users, you can make a thread on r/all asking for help and to go to your sub. Make sure to also post it to some bigger subs like r/justice4darrell and r/

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2021-09-16T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Marsey with a gun
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +46 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +4m +17 / -0
Not what I ordered but I’ll take it

  negro +3m +12 / -0
  I'm not a pro artist but I'll try to make what you ordered

    FrozenChosen +1m +10 / -0
    Thank you. I’ll give you 200 DC if you do. I’m a huge Marsey fan!

      negro +4m +9 / -0
      No problem, I'll try to make it today or tomorrow

        FrozenChosen +3m +9 / -0
        Thank you!!

          negro +1h +4 / -0
          Here you go
          {IMG}

            FrozenChosen +5m +4 / -0
            😍😍😍

              negro +1m +4 / -0
              200 DC sent
              :marseyblowkiss:

                FrozenChosen +2m +3 / -0
                Thank you, I appreciate it! I’ll tip you again when I win the lottery.

                  negro +1m +3 / -0
                  It's ok, I'm happy to help :marseyblowkiss:

                  negro +2m +2 / -0
                  It's ok, I'm happy to help :marseyblowkiss:

                    FrozenChosen +1m +3 / -0
                    How do I give you 200 dc? I don’t see the button on your profile.

                      negro +1m +2 / -0
                      Just click on my profile and press gift coins button
                      :marseyblowkiss:

                        FrozenChosen +1m +3 / -0
                        Thank you! I just sent you 200 coins. How do I send you 100 more? I see the button on your profile.

                          negro +2m +2 / -0
                          The button says gift coins, just click on it and it will send you to the page where you can send coins
                          :marseyblow

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2021-10-07T08Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Another day, another carp post. Carp why are you such a drama chaser? :marseyconfused:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You've been doing this since you came here.
COMMENTS:
jasongrace999 +4h +4 / -0
:marseycarppat:

Wizdumb1776 +2h +2 / -0
@carpathianflorist
:marseycarppat:

  Wizdumb1776 +12s +2 / -0
  @carpathianflorist
  :marseycarppat: :marseycarppat: :marseycarppat: :marseycarppat: :marseycarppat: :marseycarppat: :marseycarppat: :marseycarppat: :marseycarppat:

    Wizdumb1776 +5s +1 / -0
    @carpathianflorist
    :marseycarppat:

      Wizdumb1776 +5s +1 / -0
      @carpathianflorist
      :marseycarppat:

        Wizdumb1776 +5s +1 / -0
        @carpathianflorist
        :marseycarppat:

          Wizdumb1776 +4s +1 / -0
          @carpathianflorist
          :marseycarppat:

            Wizdumb1776 +3s +1 / -0
            @carpathianflorist
            :marseycarppat:

              Wizdumb1776 +5s +1 / -0
              @carpathianflorist
              :marseycarppat:

                Wizdumb1776 +5s +1 / -0
                @carpathianflorist
                :marseycarppat:

                  Wizdumb1776 +4s +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-04-02T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Srdines are now against trans rights
URL: {REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama user_in_rneoliberal_says_that_theyre_terrified}
VOTES: +76 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
Pingas +3m +94 / -0
The great irony is that the most hysterical and hyperbolic people are the ones who say "trans lives matter", there is a 0% chance that the government is going to start round up and execute trannies. The whole thing is a manufactured hysteria to get people to accept the latest social trend and look back at the people who got it wrong with a sense of guilt and shame, the same as with the whole abortion thing.

  champion_of_zoz +22m +62 / -0
  >the most hysterical and hyperbolic people are the ones who say "trans lives matter"
  :#marseyagree:
  >there is a 0% chance that the government is going to start round up and execute trannies.
  :#marseydisagree:

    Pingas +1m +41 / -0
    I mean, yeah, that's the point. They want you to believe it so that you don't notice that the whole thing is a scam.

      champion_of_zoz +13m +39 / -0
      >It's a scam
      :#marseyagreefast:

        Pingas +1m +25 / -0
        I know right! They want you to believe that trans lives matter.

          champion_of_zoz +2m +37 / -0
          >They want you to believe that trans lives matter
          :#marseyagreefast:

            Pingas +4m +21 / -0
            Oh man, you are so fucking stupid. I can't believe you fell for this bait. You've been played like a fiddle, you should be ashamed of yourself.
            Trans lives matter.

              champion_of_zoz +2m +22 / -0
              >You've been played like a fiddle, you should be ashamed of yourself.
              :#marseyagreefast:

                Pingas +1m +15 / -0

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-08-14T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyvaxmaxx: He just can't stop winning. :marseytrump:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +31 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +14m +16 / -0
This man has been the greatest drama generator of the past decade. He's like the ultimate troll, he's been able to stir up the same drama for a decade now and people are still falling for it

  ManBearFridge +2h +6 / -0
  He's like a zombie. It's like the left is the only one that is immune to his bite.

    BrokeBackBuck +1h +3 / -0
    The left is the only one that is immune to his bite.
    :#marseymommymilkers:

      ManBearFridge +3m +3 / -0
      :#marseyagree:

    CrackerStraggot +2h +3 / -0
    Leftists are the zombies, and the boomer is a 1000 year old dragon

    GT +2m +2 / -0
    He's been able to get everyone seething for years and the left is the only one that doesn't fall for his trolling

      ManBearFridge +1m +2 / -0
      :#marseyagree:

  CrackerStraggot +4h +1 / -0
  It's like he's a 1000 year old dragon, the left is the only one that is immune to his bite

YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1h +10 / -0
[He's on fire fr.]({TWEET: stclairashley})
{IMG}

  YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +9 / -0
  Lol he's like the king of Twitter.
  {IMG}

  YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +2m +8 / -0
  {IMG}

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +34s +6 / -0
    {IMG}

      YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +6 / -0
      {IMG}

        YALL

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2021-10-04T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors discuss whether you can survive a gunshot wound to the head
URL: {REDDIT: r/therewasanattempt to_survive_a_gunshot_wound_to_the_head}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +5m +32 / -0
>Why did he not just fall down to the ground and die?
That's the first step, and then they'll be very surprised when the second step is coming right for them.

  Spiritual_Racist +1h +10 / -0
  I'm sure they're shocked

  Unironicdramadebater +1h +7 / -0
  Also, I mean, if you are willing to die why not go all out and shoot yourself instead of leaving yourself open to a second shot.

    Dramamine +3m +6 / -0
    If you have to ask, you won't survive

      Unironicdramadebater +1m +5 / -0
      This but unironically.

  Tonystarkschoad +4h +3 / -0
  Yeah they’re all acting like they’ve never heard of the “go down and play dead” tactic.

TariqNasheed +34m +19 / -0
> Why did he not just fall down to the ground and die?
Oh ok good point, I guess the brain isn’t a muscle that can be paralyzed then.

Unironicdramadebater +1h +9 / -0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-03-10T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Based hobo and a true American hero
URL: {REDDIT: r/ActualPublicFreakouts homeless_man_gets_tased_and_shot_after_trying_to}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
chapodestroyer +23m +5 / -0
{IMG}

rDramaDegenInDenial +4h +2 / -0
Why did he make a sudden movement like that though

  negro +25m +2 / -0
  He was about to do a driveby on the police.

    rDramaDegenInDenial +44m +1 / -0
    I thought he was gonna go back to his cardboard home

      negro +3m +1 / -0
      He was gonna shoot up the police station.

        rDramaDegenInDenial +3m +1 / -0
        :marseysalutearmy:

  GooooooldMember +24m +1 / -0
  To stop the cop from taking his gun

  GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
  To shoot the cop -oid

    rDramaDegenInDenial +2m +2 / -0
    :marseyfbi:

  negro +28m +1 / -0
  He was gonna shoot the cop.

    rDramaDegenInDenial +40m +1 / -0
    :marseyfbi:

  GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
  To shoot the cop -oid

    rDramaDegenInDenial +2m +1 / -0
    :marseyfbi:

  GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
  To shoot the cop -oid

    rDramaDegenInDenial +2m +1 / -0
    :marseyfbi:

  GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
  To shoot the cop -oid

    rDramaDegenInDenial +2m +1 / -0
    :marseyfbi:

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2022-11-27T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyairquotes: transgender :marseyairquotes: redditor comes out of the closet
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest im_a_transgender_man_and_my_brother_just_finally}
VOTES: +84 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm a transgender man, and my brother just finally came out to me, and I'm so happy!
> My brother is 35, and I'm 37. We've been close our whole lives, and I've always been there for him. When he finally came out to me, I was so happy for him. I told him that he's always been a boy to me, and that I love him no matter what.
> He said that he's always felt like a boy, and that he's been struggling with his gender identity for a long time. He said that he's always been scared to tell me, because he didn't want to hurt me. But he said that he finally felt brave enough to tell me the truth.
> I told him that he doesn't need to worry about hurting me, and that I love him no matter what. I told him that I'm always here for him, and that I'm proud of him for finally coming out.
> He said that he's so relieved to finally be able to tell me the truth, and that he's been struggling with his gender identity for a long time. He said that he's finally able to be his true self, and that he's so happy.
> I told him that I'm so happy for him, and that I love him no matter what. I told him that I'm always here for him, and that I'm proud of him for finally coming out.
> He said that he's finally able to be his true self, and that he's so happy. I told him that I'm so happy for him, and that I love him no matter what. I told him that I'm always here for him, and that I'm proud of him for finally coming out.
> He said that he's finally able to be his true self, and that he's so happy. I told him that I'm so happy for him, and that I love him no matter what. I told him that I'm always here for him, and that

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2023-07-20T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywomanmoment: :marseyfoidretard: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: :marseywomanmoment2:
URL: {MP4}
VOTES: +37 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +2m +26 / -0
LMAO she's so cute.

  asshole +1h +7 / -0
  {GIF}

YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +4m +20 / -0
[That's what they get for thinking only white women can be cute and valid. Let them learn from this.]({TWEET: MYPOV_})
{IMG}

  asshole +1h +12 / -0
  {GIF}

  Downie +35m +11 / -0
  {IMG}

  negro +1m +10 / -0
  {IMG}
  :#marseywould:

    UraniumDonGER +1h +9 / -0
    >Foid
    >Not fat
    >Not ugly
    >Not a tranny
    >Not a faggot
    >Not a furry
    >Not a nazi
    >Not a commie
    >Not a jew
    >Not a pajeet
    >Not a nigger
    >Not a gook
    >Not a chink
    >Not a spic
    >Not a greek
    >Not a turk
    >Not a curry
    >Not a muzzie
    >Not a bot
    >Not a robot
    >Not a shill
    >Not a troll
    >Not a foid
    >Not a foid
    >Not a foid
    >Not a foid
    >Not a foid
    >Not a foid
    >Not a foid
    >Not a foid
    >Not a foid
    >Not a foid
    >Not a foid
    >Not a foid
    >Not a foid
    >Not a foid
    >Not a f

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AUTHOR: negro
DATE: 2021-08-19T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +25 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/comics important}
COMMENTS:
BrokeBackBuck +2m +25 / -0
This comic sucks and I'm not even mad

  negro +2m +21 / -0
  It's literally a joke about how rightoids are in denial about being rightoids.

    BrokeBackBuck +1m +25 / -0
    I don't even know what that means. Is the joke that rightoids are in denial about being rightoids? Is the joke that rightoids are in denial about being in denial about being rightoids? I just don't get it

      negro +4m +18 / -0
      Yes
      {IMG}

        BrokeBackBuck +1m +14 / -0
        I'm too much of a rightoid for this. This is too deep for me.

          negro +1m +13 / -0
          {GIF}

        TrappyIsBae +1h +5 / -0
        This is literally just a joke about rightoids being in denial about being rightoids. It's not even a circlejerk, it's just a joke about rightoids being in denial about being rightoids.

        Unironicdramadebater +1h +2 / -0
        I don't get it but I like it.

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +3h +1 / -0
  The irony is that this comic was made by a leftoid in denial about being a leftoid

Kunt_Phucker +12m +16 / -0
Why is the guy in the comic a literal soyjak

  carpathianflorist +16m +11 / -1
  Because leftoids are soys?

    Kunt_Phucker +1m +13 / -0
    the rightoids are too
    {GIF}

      carpathianflorist +5m +14 / -1
      :chadyes:

        Kunt_Phucker +2m +7 / -0
        {GIF}

    TrappyIsBae +1h +

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-01-15T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Fat man gets his fat ass arrested after crashing his car into a bus, blames his weight for his inability to get out of the car
URL: {REDDIT: r/news driver_trapped_in_car_after_crashing_into_bus}
VOTES: +33 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +17m +17 / -0
>Police say the bus stopped in the middle of the road, leaving only one lane to travel down, and that the 26-year-old driver had to swerve to avoid hitting the bus.
Sounds like the real hero here, the bus driver.

  eva_isaKONG +1h +5 / -0
  I'd rather get killed than be trapped in traffic in LA. Fuck the bus, fuck the fatass

Cao_Cao +1h +11 / -0
>Yup. The driver was severely under the influence of drugs and alcohol. The drug test came back positive for cannabis, benadryl, and lorazepam.
{GIF}

  arsey +1h +7 / -0
  lmao this is a great gif and I love it.

    Cao_Cao +7h +1 / -0
    I think it's from a Harry Hill sketch.

      arsey +3h +1 / -0
      I think so too. I'm a sucker for Harry Hill.

        Cao_Cao +15m +2 / -0
        He's great. I have a feeling he was at least partially responsible for the recent explosion of British comedy. He's also responsible for a lot of British people buying a new kitchen table.

          arsey +1h +2 / -0
          I saw him on stage once in the US. He was so funny.

            Cao_Cao +42m +2 / -0
            I was wondering where you were.
            I saw him in London once. He made a lot of noise in the theater and kept checking his phone. Not sure he was paying attention to the show at all. I hope he got good seats.

              arsey +1h +2 / -0
              I went to a comedy festival in Atlanta. I don't remember the name of it but I went to

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-01-26T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor writes an essay about how this comic is actually offensive to black people
URL: {REDDIT: r/comics newfren}
VOTES: +100 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +127 / -0
I am a certified racist and even I have no idea what’s happening in this comic.

  carpathianflorist +1m +112 / -0
  I just spent 10 minutes reading this thread and I still have no idea what’s happening in this comic.

    Sasanka_of_Gauda +1h +45 / -0
    {IMG}

      carpathianflorist +3m +42 / -0
      Heh I got it :gigachad2:

        Sasanka_of_Gauda +3m +26 / -0
        I'm glad you could find your way to enlightenment.

  FearOfBees +10m +52 / -0
  I know the answer but I'm not telling

    carpathianflorist +3m +62 / -0
    The fact that this is my third comment in this thread and I still have no idea what’s happening says a lot about society and a lot about you

      FearOfBees +1m +43 / -0
      >What's happening
      >Me
      >You
      >Society
      >Me
      >What's happening
      >Society
      >You
      >Me

        carpathianflorist +2m +39 / -0
        I feel like the people in this thread who are trying to explain to me what’s happening are actually the ones who are not getting it.

          FearOfBees +1m +36 / -0
          The people trying to explain to you are the ones who don't get it. The ones who get it are the ones who don't explain it.

            carpathianflorist +2m +29 / -0
            I’m not sure how to interpret this, but I assume it’s not positive

              FearOfBees +4m +24 / -0

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-15T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Woman (male) asks reddit for tips on how to make her female friend (male) jealous
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice how_to_make_my_female_friend_jealous}
VOTES: +74 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Original post text:
> I (24f) have a female friend (24f) who has been trying to get a boyfriend for a while now. She is a virgin, she is very shy and has a very hard time starting conversations with guys. I have been trying to help her by setting her up with guys, but she has yet to find a boyfriend. Now she is really starting to doubt herself and is starting to lose hope.
> I love my friend and I want to see her happy, I want her to find someone she can be with. So I was thinking, maybe I can show her that guys are interested in her, maybe that will help her gain some confidence and start her on the path to finding a boyfriend.
> However, I don't want her to get jealous. I know that she will see what I am doing and she will be mad at me. I don't want her to hate me, I want her to know that I am just trying to help her. I want her to see that guys are interested in her, but I don't want her to think that I am trying to take her place.
> So my question is, how can I make my female friend jealous without her thinking that I am trying to take her place?
> I love my friend and I want her to be happy. I don't want her to hate me. I want her to see that guys are interested in her, but I don't want her to think that I am trying to take her place.
> I am really worried about this situation, I don't know how to handle it. I don't want to hurt my friend, I just want her to be happy.
> Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +17m +58 / -0
So is this a train or just a woman? Because the post is so retarded, I’m assuming its a train.

  arseupwrongo +32m +50 / -0
  I know what I'm doing here
  {IMG}

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-19T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: notices that the :marseytrain:s on r/TransPets all have the same name. :marseytrain: asks why, other :marseytrain:s explain
URL: {REDDIT: r/TransPets why_do_so_many_of_you_guys_have_the_same_name}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +23m +10 / -0
>It's a common name and I've always had it, it's not a trans name. I've always been a trans woman and this is the first time I've been open about it.
She's been a trans woman her whole life but decided to only start calling herself a trans woman recently? :marseythinkorino:

  Drama_Cake +25m +5 / -0
  >She's been a trans woman her whole life but decided to only start calling herself a trans woman recently?
  No, she's been a trans woman her whole life, but she's only recently decided to live as her true self. She's been trans for decades but she's been living in the closet until now.

    AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE +7m +3 / -0
    "I've always been a trans woman, I just recently decided I was trans." I don't understand how they think this makes sense.

      Drama_Cake +1h +3 / -0
      I think it's mostly just a way for them to cope with the fact that they didn't transition until later in life, if not even now. It's just a way to say "I've always been trans, but I was in the closet so I couldn't transition earlier." But of course they couldn't transition earlier because they didn't realize they were trans until later.

Drama_Cake +49m +8 / -0
>Yeah, I've always had it and it's a common name.
>I've always been a trans woman and this is the first time I've been open about it.
>I'm still just a normal woman with a normal name. I'm just trans. I'm just me. I'm just me, a trans woman with a normal name.
>>I see, that’s a fair point.

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-27T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 18 year old asks why he has no friends
URL: {REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions why_are_most_of_my_peers_so_unlikeable}
VOTES: +76 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm 18, and a freshman in college. I feel like most of the people my age are just so unlikeable.
> They're either self-absorbed, extremely online, or incredibly shallow. It's like they think they're so much better than everyone else, or have some special knowledge they're trying to share with you. They're either extremely insecure, or so confident in their own opinions that they think they know everything about everything.
> I just wish I could get to know someone my age that wasn't like this. Maybe I'm just naive, but I feel like if you're someone's age, you should at least be able to talk with them like you're on the same level.
> I'm feeling like I'm never going to have any real friends or a real social circle. I don't want to be a shut-in, but I don't want to be around people who think they're smarter than they are, or who think they know everything about everything. I'm so sick of people acting like they're so much better than everyone else, or like they're the only ones who have any real opinions.
> I just wish I could find someone my age who wasn't like this. I know it's not everyone, but it's just so frustrating to be around people who act like they're so much better than everyone else.
> I don't know what to do, I feel like I'm going to be a shut-in for the rest of my life. I don't want to be around people who act like they're so much better than everyone else, but I don't know how to find people who aren't like that.
[He claims he's a senior and 18, but another post says he's 19]({REDDIT: r/boners how_can_i_have_a_successful_relationship})
[He's a virgin]({REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions why_are_most_of_my_peers_so_unlikeable})
[He has a bussy]({REDDIT: r/boners how_can_i_have_a_successful_relationship})

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-01-22T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [TAYTAY] Train posts about being a train, Taytay fan replies that it's okay to be a train
URL: {REDDIT: r/TaylorSwift i_just_started_hrt_and_i_love_it_so_much}
VOTES: +4 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +6m +1 / -0
The mental gymnastics required to make this all fit in your head is something else

  CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1h +1 / -0
  I dont think anyone is arguing it is okay to be a train, it is just a fact. The fact that trains are oppressed is what people are arguing abouteded

  neighvadius +1m +1 / -0
  :marseytroll:ed :marseytroll:coaxed :marseytroll:them :marseytroll:into :marseytroll:saying :marseytroll:it :marseytroll:is :marseytroll:okay :marseytroll:to :marseytroll:be :marseytroll:a :marseytroll:train:marseytroll:ed:marseytroll:coaxed:marseytroll:them:marseytroll:into:marseytroll:saying:marseytroll:it:marseytroll:is:marseytroll:okay:marseytroll:to:marseytroll:be:marseytroll:a:marseytroll:train:marseytroll:

  JonathanStench +2h +1 / -0
  >mental gymnastics
  If youve ever had a female friend or family member, youve seen this shit in action before. Its not even a meme, its just a natural part of their existence.

MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +5h +1 / -0
Imagine being a taytay fan.ed:coaxed:them:into:saying:it:is:okay:to:be:a:train:coaxed:them:into:saying:it:is:okay:to:be:a:train:coaxed:them:into:saying:it:is:okay:to:be:a

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-01-26T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Transwoman gets mad at man for not paying for her meal
URL: {REDDIT: r/actuallesbians the_man_in_front_of_me_at_a_local_restaurant_was}
VOTES: +70 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +2m +65 / -0
lol what a pussy. If that were me, I would have bought them both a beer or something

  911roofer +38m +26 / -0
  Or just ask the waiter if they were married. If yes, then pay for the foid. If no, pay for yourself.

    BigBussyHunter +2m +21 / -0
    :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:
    That would work. :marseyclapping:

    jacksonpollocks +5h +5 / -0
    That would work if she was actually a woman. But she's not. She's just a male who got into the wrong club (literally)

  pizzashill +1h +19 / -1
  I once got in a fight with a guy in a bar over this, and he was a conservative so I had to buy the foid a drink.

    BigBussyHunter +4m +11 / -0
    :marseykingcrown:
    :marseygivecrown:

    K9 +4h +4 / -0
    I was gonna ask if you were the guy but then I remembered you’re a manlet.

    _Ghost_Poster +2h +2 / -0
    >I once got in a fight with a guy in a bar over this, and he was a conservative so I had to buy the foid a drink.
    You deserve to be arrested for that.

  JonathanStench +1h +10 / -0
  I dont get why they dont just leave. I assume most of these people live in cities, so theyll be fine. If theyre in flyover country, then they need to leave.

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-07T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Man posts his very valid and real lesbian sex tape. Redditors tell him to kill himself
URL: {REDDIT: r/askgaybros am_i_just_a_racist_or_is_this_just_a_normal_gay}
VOTES: +40 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[OP posts his very real lesbian sex tape]({REDDIT: r/askgaybros am_i_just_a_racist_or_is_this_just_a_normal_gay})
[Redditors tell him to kill himself]({REDDIT: r/askgaybros am_i_just_a_racist_or_is_this_just_a_normal_gay})
[Redditors tell him to kill himself]({REDDIT: r/askgaybros am_i_just_a_racist_or_is_this_just_a_normal_gay})
[Redditors tell him to kill himself]({REDDIT: r/askgaybros am_i_just_a_racist_or_is_this_just_a_normal_gay})
[Redditors tell him to kill himself]({REDDIT: r/askgaybros am_i_just_a_racist_or_is_this_just_a_normal_gay})
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +7m +29 / -0
I like how they are trying to shame him for what is clearly a fetish. I love when redditors do this shit. It's so funny to see them try to police people's degeneracy

  CuckoldSimulator +57m +15 / -0
  It’s the same way they try to shame people who aren’t trans, like how dare you be a gay man with a vagina instead of a gay man with a penis.

  iStillMissEd +1h +9 / -0
  > I like how they are trying to shame him for what is clearly a fetish. I love when redditors do this shit. It's so funny to see them try to police people's degeneracy
  lmao they're literally the same people who tried to shame me for being into girl dick. "How dare u be into the same thing I am! You're a fetishist!"

    MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +3h +2 / -0
    What's girl

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-17T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: We did it reddit! We made the vaccine work! : r/science
URL: {REDDIT: r/science covid_vaccine_effectiveness_reaches_85_after}
VOTES: +53 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyvaxmaxx:
COMMENTS:
L +10m +46 / -0
> I'm not vaccinated, but my wife is, and I have to say I feel more secure in my own decision to not be vaccinated because of the data showing that the vaccine is making people more susceptible to covid. I'm not vaccinated because of the risks associated with getting sick from the vaccine (very low risk, but not zero) and the fact that I'm not at high risk for covid (since I'm young, healthy, and my job doesn't involve being in contact with sick people).
Good to see that even when you're 100% wrong you can still find a way to blame it on "the vax" and it'll still work!

  H +18m +22 / -0
  This guy has a wife and a job? He’s a heckin chud!

    UpvoteIfYouCope +4m +22 / -0
    >This guy has a wife and a job?
    >He’s a heckin chud!
    :#marseyagree:

  NotLikeOtherFoids +31m +18 / -0
  >I'm not vaccinated because of the risks associated with getting sick from the vaccine
  There's zero chance of getting sick from the vaccine. The risk is if you take the vaccine you're more likely to get covid and die than if you were unvaccinated and got covid. And if you take the vaccine you're less likely to die if you get covid than if you were unvaccinated and got covid.
  All these people are doing is convincing the unvaccinated to stay unvaccinated

    aydyn +1h +12 / -0
    This is the best part. You can't even die from covid if you are vaccinated.
    :marseyfacepalm:

    everyone +8h +1 / -0
    > The risk is if you take the vaccine you're more likely to get covid and die

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-01-14T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Developing Drama] Redditor is a horny redditor, redditor is a horny redditor
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_husband_24m_has_been_cheating_on_me_24f_for_a}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [My husband (24M) has been cheating on me (24F) for a year now. How do I bring up a divorce?]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_husband_24m_has_been_cheating_on_me_24f_for_a})
> [I have been married to my husband for 3 years. We live together with his parents. I have a son who is 1.5 years old. Our relationship started off great. But after we got married and moved in together, I started to get suspicious of my husband. He would come home late a lot and sometimes would not come home at all. He would also act distant and uninterested in me. I confronted him about it and he said that he was just stressed out from work. I didn't believe him but I didn't push the issue. Fast forward to today, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me for a year now. I found his phone and saw that he was messaging a woman who he met on an app. I also found out that he has been meeting her in secret. I confronted him and he admitted to cheating on me. He said that he loves me but that he couldn't help himself. I am heartbroken and I don't know what to do. I want to divorce him but I don't know how to bring it up without causing a scene. Any advice?]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_husband_24m_has_been_cheating_on_me_24f_for_a})
> [Edit: I don't care about the downvotes. I'm just here for advice. If you don't have anything helpful to say, don't comment. I'm not looking for people to tell me to stay with him or to leave him. I'm looking for advice on how to bring up a divorce.]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_husband_24m_has_been_cheating_on_me_24

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-16T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors seethe when man asks his coworkers to stop using the n word at work
URL: {REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout man_tells_his_coworkers_to_stop_using_the_n_word}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arsey +20m +9 / -0
lol this is like the dudes on tiktok who call out the fat chicks and it's a surprise to them that other people don't like fat chicks. lol

  Wizdumb1776 +11m +7 / -0
  Dude was 100% a "straight" guy who only dated "straight" women yet he knows his coworkers are racist so he's got to be a bit of a closeted faggot.

    neighvadius +6m +4 / -0
    The way he asks for a different table is actually really gayed and he seems like he's gay for his coworkersed

    arsey +32m +3 / -0
    I'm sure he is but just like the TikTok dudes, you can't stop the fat chicks from shoving their fat asses in your face.

    smolchickentenders +4h +2 / -0
    I think he's a closeted racist

Wizdumb1776 +33m +5 / -0
Lol at the dude in the first comment saying the word and then saying "I didn't say it".

  neighvadius +5m +4 / -0
  I think the word filter is broken. They changed the text but it still says the n-word

    Wizdumb1776 +1m +2 / -0
    I think it's only broken for the nword.

      neighvadius +5m +3 / -0
      It also didn't work for "pussy" in this comment
      {REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout man_tells_his_coworkers_to_stop_using_the_n_word}

        Wizdumb1776 +1m +3 / -0
        Lmao they really censored pussy. You get to say faggot and nigger but not

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-17T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Man asks for tips on how to deal with his wife's fetish. Redditors seethe and tell him he needs to be happy that she's not a pedophile
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_wife_37f_is_into_pretending_to_be_a_kid}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Best comment chain. One person says it's gross, another says it's fine]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_wife_37f_is_into_pretending_to_be_a_kid})
[Redditor gives a list of all the things a 37 year old woman could do that would be worse than being into this, and it's a long list]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_wife_37f_is_into_pretending_to_be_a_kid})
[Redditor says OP needs to accept it, because the only thing worse is if she's a pedophile]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_wife_37f_is_into_pretending_to_be_a_kid})
[OP wants to know what he can do to make his wife stop, Redditors don't understand why he can't just let her do whatever she wants]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_wife_37f_is_into_pretending_to_be_a_kid})
[OP wants to know what he can do to make his wife stop, Redditors tell him that there's nothing he can do]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_wife_37f_is_into_pretending_to_be_a_kid})
[Redditor makes fun of OP for being a redditor]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_wife_37f_is_into_pretending_to_be_a_kid})
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +7m +29 / -0
> [My wife is a 37 year old woman. She has a fetish where she pretends to be a 12 year old girl and I get to be her daddy. It’s gross, but she says that it’s just a kink and that it’s fine as long as we don’t involve children or

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-01-04T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors seethe and cope that it's impossible for them to be happy
URL: {REDDIT: r/mildlyinteresting the_average_age_of_happiness_in_2021_was_50}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +3m +12 / -0
If you're happy before 50 you're a fucking retard.

  Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +3m +12 / -0
  If you're happy after 50 you're a fucking retard.

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +2m +9 / -0
    If you're happy at any age you're a fucking retard.

      Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +2m +7 / -0
      >retard
      >retard
      >retard
      >retard
      :#marseyagree:

        Klenn_and_Back_Again +4m +3 / -0
        :marseyagree:

      Gr8B8M8 +1h +2 / -0
      If you're happy you're a fucking retard.

  whyareyou +37m +6 / -0
  I'm happy now. I'm also a r-slur, as you can see from my post. I am a perfect specimen of the average redditor. I am a living demonstration of the average redditor's life.

  WootFatigue +1h +2 / -0
  I’m happy now and I’m 33. I’m a pretty average person.

  Gr8B8M8 +1h +2 / -0
  If you're happy after 50 you're a fucking retard.

  Gr8B8M8 +1h +2 / -0
  If you're happy at any age you're a fucking retard.

  Gr8B8M8 +1h +2 / -0
  If you're happy you're a fucking retard.

  Gr8B8M8 +1h +2 / -0
  If you're happy you're a fucking retard.

  Gr8B8M8 +1h +2 / -0
  If

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-25T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid's boyfriend moves to Ukraine and she gets angry that he's not calling her
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice update_my_27f_boyfriend_28m_is_in_ukraine_and_i}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Original post]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_27f_boyfriend_28m_is_in_ukraine_and_i_27f_am})
[The boyfriend's post]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_27f_boyfriend_28m_is_in_ukraine_and_i_27f_am})
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +15 / -0
I'm going to bet that he was planning to kill himself. This is why we need war to be banned.

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +2m +14 / -0
  I was about to say, he's definitely not about to go out there and die.

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +3m +10 / -0
    If he's Ukrainian, he's going to die anyway. What he's doing is just delaying the inevitable.

      SnappyIsMyWaifu +1m +7 / -0
      I know, I just mean the post is obviously fake, and I was going to say that the boyfriend is probably too scared to actually go out there and die.

  arsey +1h +4 / -0
  Well, I guess he has to die now because if he comes back, she will kill herself.

S +17m +14 / -0
> I’ve been on a 24hr fast. I’m in a lot of pain. I’ve been crying. I’ve been drinking water and eating vitamins. I’m doing everything I can. But I’ve been in a lot of pain
:#marseychonker2:

arsey +1h +8 / -0
lol this is fake as fuck and she is probably a white girl. This is why white girls get mad when I tell them to stop buying stuff from Chinese sweatshops. They get mad at me for telling them to stop buying shit from them and don't

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-01-22T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rittenhouse and the Marsey
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +79 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Buck +2m +31 / -0
:#marseydead:
:#marseyshooting:

  neighvadius +1m +33 / -0
  :#marseydead:
  :#marseysob:
  :#marseycry:

    Buck +1m +17 / -0
    :#marseysneed:

      neighvadius +50s +15 / -0
      :#marseycope:

        Buck +2m +17 / -0
        :#marseyseethe:

          neighvadius +1m +15 / -0
          :#marseysneed:

            Buck +1m +14 / -0
            :#marseycope:

              neighvadius +1m +13 / -0
              :#marseyseethe:

                Buck +2m +12 / -0
                :#marseysneed:

                  neighvadius +1m +11 / -0
                  :#marseycope:

                    Buck +3m +10 / -0
                    :#marseyseethe:

                      neighvadius +4m +10 / -0
                      :#marseysneed:

                        Buck +4m +9 / -0
                        :#marseycope:

                          neighvadius +4m +8 / -0
                          :#marseyseethe:

                            Buck +5m +7 / -0
                            :#marseysneed:

  ManBearFridge +1h +5 / -0
  :#marseyfloyd:

    Buck +2m +7 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint:

  Stranger +3h +3 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

Maximus +2m +19 / -0
:#marseyshooting:

  neighvadius +1m +16 / -0
  :#marseydead:

    Maximus +1m

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-15T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/amiwrong asks if it's okay to not support his girlfriend after she got fired from her job because she didn't get the vaccine. Redditors give the most reasonable advice
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_not_supporting_my_girlfriend_after_she}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Highlights:
> [NTA. She's an asshole for not getting a vaccine that can save lives.]({REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_not_supporting_my_girlfriend_after_she})
>> [Well I think she’s an asshole for getting a vaccine that can kill people.]({REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_not_supporting_my_girlfriend_after_she})
<br>
> [YTA. Your girlfriend is a selfish bitch.]({REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_not_supporting_my_girlfriend_after_she})
>> [How does she know it doesn't have any side effects?]({REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_not_supporting_my_girlfriend_after_she})
>>> [She’s selfish because she’s endangering other peoples lives. She’s selfish because she’s not a fucking adult.]({REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_not_supporting_my_girlfriend_after_she})
>>>> [Yes, just because she doesn’t want to get jabbed doesn’t mean she’s endangering anyone. You’re the one being selfish by forcing her to get jabbed.]({REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_not_supporting_my_girlfriend_after_she})
<br>
> [NTA She’s an asshole]({REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_not_supporting_my_girlfriend_after_she})
>> [I don't think she's an asshole for not getting the vaccine. I think she's an asshole for getting the vaccine.]({REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_not_supporting_my_girlfriend_after_she})
<br>
> [NTA. She is an asshole for not getting the vaccine. She is putting everyone else’s health at risk.]({

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-01-25T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rightoid senator gets arrested, r/conservative is not happy
URL: {REDDIT: r/Conservative fl_senator_gary_papenarar_released_after_being}
VOTES: +31 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Article](https://www.sunherald.com/story/news/2022/01/25/fl-senator-gary-papenarar-released-after-being-arrested/8954915002/)
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +5m +30 / -0
Rightoids don't like being arrested, it's just not how they see themselves. They imagine themselves as the arresting party.

  GT +1h +8 / -0
  It's true they like to be the ones doing the arresting

TheOverSeether +1h +14 / -0
> According to the affidavit, officers asked Papenarar, 55, to leave the premises, but he refused. Officers then asked him to step outside, but he continued to refuse and continued to remain in the area of the restaurant. Officers were unable to make contact with him to issue him a trespassing citation. Eventually, the officers attempted to place him in handcuffs and take him to jail. However, the defendant resisted the officers and began to punch and kick the officer.
> The officer was struck in the head and fell to the ground. At this time, the defendant began to run away from the officers. The officers gave chase and caught the defendant. He was taken into custody. A search of the defendant yielded a .22 caliber handgun. The defendant was transported to the Hancock County Jail on a charge of resisting arrest and a handgun was taken into evidence.
> The defendant was later released without bail.
:marseyshrug:
Based gun owner. Would have been a shame if he shot the cop. :marseysad:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +55m +4 / -0
  He should have shot the cop, then he would've been in jail for life instead of a few days

    TheOverSeether +14m +2 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

  WootFatigue +1h +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-01-16T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [200+ Comments] Redditor posts story about getting dumped by girl he's been seeing for two years, gets told he is creepy for talking to her at a store
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice i_went_to_talk_to_a_girl_i_have_been_seeing_for}
VOTES: +50 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[–]TrevorDoodles 314 points 12 hours ago
>Jesus Christ. You were creepy and weird. Don't lie and say you're not. You're the one who made it weird. Don't lie and say you're not. You're the one who made it weird. Don't lie and say you're not. You're the one who made it weird. Don't lie and say you're not. You're the one who made it weird.
>> [–]B919616 78 points 10 hours ago
>>I know, I was being weird. It's because I was so excited, I didn't know what to do. I was being really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-16T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Doordash driver notices his customers are eating hot food, immediately goes to reddit to ask if it's okay to eat it too
URL: {REDDIT: r/doordash_drivers is_it_okay_to_eat_the_food_after_its_delivered}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Yes, you are allowed to eat the food after it is delivered. But, it is not a good idea to eat the food after it is delivered because it is no longer fresh. The food will be cold and will not taste as good. It is best to eat the food while it is fresh and hot.
>> Yeah, I mean, the food is still edible, but it won't be as good. It's not like it's going to kill you or anything.
:marseyagree:
> I always make sure to eat the food after it is delivered. It is not a good idea to eat the food before it is delivered.
:marseythinkorino:
> I'm sorry but I don't think it's a good idea to eat the food after it is delivered. The food may be cold and you may not like it.
>> That's a really interesting point. I didn't think of that. I guess I'll just stick to eating the food before it's delivered.
:marseyshook:
> I don't see why you would want to eat the food after it's delivered. It's not like it's going to taste any different.
>> It's not going to taste any different, but it's going to be cold. I don't like cold food.
:marseythinkorino: :marseythinkorino: :marseythinkorino:
COMMENTS:
JoyceCarolOates +16m +8 / -0
He's probably doing it for the calories

  neighvadius +2m +3 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

pizzashill +35m +5 / -1
Lol, I just eat the food, I don't care.
This is why doordash is so based, you can eat fast food and make money doing it.

  Marsey +1h +4 / -0
  :marseypizzashill: :marseyinvisible: :m

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-16T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid takes her boyfriend on a surprise trip to visit his family, he's unhappy because he's scared of getting stabbed, she's unhappy because he's a bitch
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_22f_boyfriend_24m_didnt_want_to_visit_his}
VOTES: +35 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[The boyfriend's response]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_22f_boyfriend_24m_didnt_want_to_visit_his})
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +2m +48 / -0
> I feel like you’re in a very toxic relationship. It’s not a surprise that you’re worried about your safety in his family home.
> The fact that you’re being gaslit and manipulated by your boyfriend is a huge red flag.
:#marseyextinction:

  Marsey +5m +20 / -0
  The fact that I am being gaslit and manipulated by my girlfriend is a huge red flag.

  Hoes_mad +5h +7 / -0
  Imagine being that naive
  :#marseydoomer:

  giga_jannies +8h +4 / -0
  >I'm gonna be a bitch and ask for a lot of validation
  >This is a red flag

Marsey +10m +28 / -0
I like how in the comments she starts crying about how her boyfriend is such a jerk for not wanting to go to a third world shithole that he can't even afford to live in.

  pizzashill +2h +14 / -1
  The absolute lack of self awareness and understanding of how the world works in that sub is insane.
  The 3rd world shithole thing is a common coping mechanism.
  I've had to explain to multiple people that some 3rd world shithole isn't a tourist destination because the US tourist board hasn't paid off the government to allow tourist visas.

    AnnoyinTheGoyim +1h +11 / -0
    > the US tourist board hasn’t paid off the government to allow tourist visas
    Is that why I have to pay a $

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-08T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors discuss how the world would be better if it was run by women
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_would_the_world_be_like_if_it_was_run_by_women}
VOTES: +81 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [We'd have a lot more female politicians. We'd have a lot more female leaders of countries. We'd have a lot more female CEOs of companies. We'd have a lot more female executives in companies. We'd have a lot more female heads of departments in companies. We'd have a lot more female employees in companies.]({REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_would_the_world_be_like_if_it_was_run_by_women})
> [Women don't have a tendency to be as cruel as men, so we'd have less wars, less violence, and less conflict. Women are more likely to have empathy, so we'd have more kindness, more compassion, and more understanding. Women are more likely to be cooperative, so we'd have more collaboration, more teamwork, and more cooperation. Women are more likely to be good at multitasking, so we'd have more efficiency, more productivity, and more effectiveness. Women are more likely to be good at communication, so we'd have more clarity, more transparency, and more honesty. Women are more likely to be good at problem solving, so we'd have more solutions, more answers, and more resolutions. Women are more likely to be good at decision making, so we'd have more choices, more options, and more alternatives. Women are more likely to be good at conflict resolution, so we'd have more peace, more harmony, and more stability. Women are more likely to be good at building relationships, so we'd have more connections, more friendships, and more partnerships. Women are more likely to be good at managing stress, so we'd have more resilience, more strength, and more endurance. Women are more likely to be good at managing change, so we'd have more flexibility, more adaptability, and more agility. Women are more likely to be good at managing emotions, so we'd have more control, more balance, and more equanimity. Women are more likely to be good at managing expectations, so we'd have more realism, more pragmatism, and more practicality. Women are more likely to be

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-07T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor gets a call from his parents about his secret fat girlfriend, proceeds to post about it on r/relationship_advice
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_parents_have_called_me_out_for_having_a_secret}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +17m +16 / -0
>My parents are Indian, they are both very religious and conservative.
#
>They have a daughter who is 16 and she is a very beautiful, smart, and obedient girl. She has a bf and I think he is a good boy for her. My parents are happy with him. He is a Christian boy and they are not happy with him because he is not Hindu.
:#marseyxd:

  Marsey +2h +3 / -0
  I love the marsey face for this one. I think I may have accidentally been the one to make it

    peepeehands +1m +2 / -0
    :#marseytroublemaker:

  NotLikeOtherFoids +1h +2 / -0
  Imagine being a woman and having your parents be okay with your boyfriend being a Christian. I bet they're also happy with him being a smoker and a drunk

Maximus +3m +10 / -0
>My parents are Indian, they are both very religious and conservative. They have a daughter who is 16 and she is a very beautiful, smart, and obedient girl. She has a bf and I think he is a good boy for her. My parents are happy with him. He is a Christian boy and they are not happy with him because he is not Hindu.
:marseytunaktunak:

  Deforested +1m +7 / -0
  I wish this was a troll but the fact that it's not just proves that people like this actually exist.

Marsey +2h +2 / -0
Lmao this is the 4th post I've seen in the last two hours about fat girlfriends. Do redditors have nothing else to talk about?: I'm 100% sure this is a troll. The story is too absurd to be real.

  Dramacel

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-01-13T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor who works from home for a living is mad that his boss wants him to come in a few times a week
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork so_ive_been_working_from_home_for_2_years}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
JonathanStench +34m +6 / -0
Imagine being antiwork and still showing up for work. These people are so retarded.

  BigBussyHunter +32m +4 / -0
  :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism:
  :marseystroke: :marseystroke: :marseystroke: :marseystroke: :marseystroke:
  :marseydunce: :marseydunce: :marseydunce: :marseydunce: :marseydunce:
  :marseybrainlet: :marseybrainlet: :marseybrainlet: :marseybrainlet: :marseybrainlet:
  :marseygigaretard: :marseygigaretard: :marseygigaretard: :marseygigaretard: :marseygigaretard:
  :marseywhirlyhat: :marseywhirlyhat: :marseywhirlyhat: :marseywhirlyhat: :marseywhirlyhat:
  :marseyautismchonker: :marseyautismchonker: :marseyautismchonker: :marseyautismchonker: :marseyautismchonker:
  :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism: :marseyautism:

Cao_Cao +39m +3 / -0
I like the way the antiwork sub always sounds like someone who's had a shit day at work but also has a shit personality and a shit attitude to life..
They deserve to be fired.

  911roofer +1h

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-01T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not drama] Black (or non-black) guy is uncomfortable with his white roommate's lack of blackness
URL: {REDDIT: r/roommates roommate_wont_do_anything_about_her_roomate}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> The roommate is a white woman. We're both 21. She is very liberal and has a lot of friends who are minorities. She doesn't know any black people and I don't think she would be comfortable around them. I don't know if I would be comfortable around her. She is very rude and doesn't care about anyone. She never gives me privacy, and she always talks about me to other people. I don't know if I can stand her for the rest of the year.
> I'm thinking about just leaving her alone and not interacting with her. But I don't know if that would be the best thing to do. She has a lot of friends and I don't want to make her look bad in front of them.
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +33m +4 / -0
>She never gives me privacy, and she always talks about me to other people.
She's doing black people things!

Jewdanksdad +4h +2 / -0
>I don't know if I can stand her for the rest of the year.
Lol, she sounds perfect to me.......ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott.ott

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-01-26T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Moid mad that he has to live with his wife and her boyfriend
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice im_29m_my_wife_26f_and_her_bf_28m_are_just}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
arseupwrongo +1m +3 / -0
He should just give up on the relationship at this point. He's gonna be stuck in the relationship of his wife and her boyfriend for the next 10 years.

  bballbelle +23m +2 / -0
  That's a lot of words for saying "he's not worth keeping".

    arseupwrongo +4h +2 / -0
    I mean there's plenty of good men out there, but he's gonna have to get out of there while he can. I don't think his wife would ever leave her boyfriend for him.

      bballbelle +6h +1 / -0
      Agreed. I just meant the wording. It's like he's saying he can't get any better than that.

    BGC +1h +1 / -0
    That’s what I’m saying.

      bballbelle +7h +1 / -0
      I didn't see your comment when I posted mine. We have the same username!

Glocktavious +10m +2 / -0
[This guy]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice im_29m_my_wife_26f_and_her_bf_28m_are_just}) is a tard. He's a [1000+ comment poster]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice comment}) on r/relationship_advice who says he's 21 and got his wife pregnant at 18.

  BGC +1h +1 / -0
  What is a 1000 comment poster?

    Glocktavious +4h +2 / -0
    He's posted more than 1000 comments on a sub.

      BGC +5h +1 / -0
      So he’s a normal Redditor. I

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-01-23T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Antinatalist who hates the world for existing and hates everyone who is happy starts to realize that maybe he should be more positive. The comments are not having it.
URL: {REDDIT: r/antinatalism i_dont_know_if_its_ok_to_hope_for_a_better}
VOTES: +47 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[OP is a loser]({REDDIT: r/antinatalism i_dont_know_if_its_ok_to_hope_for_a_better})
[OP is a loser who is too weak to kill himself]({REDDIT: r/antinatalism i_dont_know_if_its_ok_to_hope_for_a_better})
[OP is a loser who is too weak to kill himself]({REDDIT: r/antinatalism i_dont_know_if_its_ok_to_hope_for_a_better})
[OP is a loser who is too weak to kill himself]({REDDIT: r/antinatalism i_dont_know_if_its_ok_to_hope_for_a_better})
[OP is a loser who is too weak to kill himself]({REDDIT: r/antinatalism i_dont_know_if_its_ok_to_hope_for_a_better})
[OP is a loser who is too weak to kill himself]({REDDIT: r/antinatalism i_dont_know_if_its_ok_to_hope_for_a_better})
COMMENTS:
sandkwinn +12m +33 / -0
I've never really looked into the antinatalism movement, but I don't really get it? Like I understand that they don't want to have children, but I don't get why they think that's some profound act of resistance against the oppressive society and whatnot?
Like I know a lot of it is just cope, but there's got to be more to it right? Otherwise why not just say "I don't want kids, I'm not going to have them" and be done with it

  Cringeonthefringe +21m +48 / -0
  They are basically the leftoids version of the "baby killing is a human right" crowd, just they are atheists or something. They

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-01-12T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor asks r/TrueOffMyChest for advice on how to get rid of a roommate who is a NEET and does nothing all day. Neets of reddit come to the rescue
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_want_to_get_rid_of_my_roommate_but_dont_know}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
bubba +12m +11 / -0
I can't believe how many redditors are so r-slurred that they think "get a job" is "abuse" or "abusive".
:#marseyeyeroll:

  Cringeonthefringe +35m +7 / -0
  This is just a 20 year old woman who has never had to worry about a thing in her life, of course she doesn't understand.

  L +4h +2 / -0
  "Abuse" is when you tell people to be productive members of society. This is pretty clear by now.

    Dramamine +10h +2 / -0
    I mean, you don't have to tell them that directly, but a lot of those comments are "he's not doing anything but sleeping, what do?". A lot of people in that thread seem to think he's just a NEET and not a literal fucking vegetable.

Cringeonthefringe +43m +5 / -0
This dude is a 20 year old who sleeps 18 hours a day. What a pathetic existence.

KinoBushido +2h +4 / -0
I've got a solution
:marseydoit:

GooooooldMember +5h +3 / -0
I cant imagine how pathetic youd have to be to be a redditor and still be a neet. Imagine being a neet and then a redditor. Like imagine being that much of a loser you cant get a job and then you make your online life one of hating your parents and making your mom pay for everything you do and then you go to places like r/trueoffmychest to complain about your parents and then say you want to get rid of your roommate because you want to sleep in your bed and then you get advice

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-06T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors are unhappy with the new Little Mermaid movie because it is NOT BLACK
URL: {REDDIT: r/television disneys_little_mermaid_cast_announced}
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Link to original post]({REDDIT: r/television disneys_little_mermaid_cast_announced})
> [It's just another example of Disney making people of color seem like they're just ugly versions of white people. This is the same mindset behind making Tiana black, and also Snow White, and all the characters in the new live-action Cinderella, and the new live-action Lion King, and the new live-action Aladdin, and the new live-action Peter Pan. It's so weird that they're making a new live-action Little Mermaid, but they won't make a new live-action Sleeping Beauty or Snow White or Cinderella. I guess they're trying to make it seem like Snow White and Cinderella are just white people and Sleeping Beauty is just a white woman in a blue dress. It's so weird that they're making a new live-action Little Mermaid, but they won't make a new live-action Sleeping Beauty or Snow White or Cinderella. I guess they're trying to make it seem like Snow White and Cinderella are just white people and Sleeping Beauty is just a white woman in a blue dress.]({REDDIT: r/television disneys_little_mermaid_cast_announced})
> [It's so weird that they're making a new live-action Little Mermaid, but they won't make a new live-action Sleeping Beauty or Snow White or Cinderella. I guess they're trying to make it seem like Snow White and Cinderella are just white people and Sleeping Beauty is just a white woman in a blue dress.]({REDDIT: r/television disneys_little_mermaid_cast_announced})
> [It's so weird that they're making a new live-action Little Mermaid, but they won't make a new live-action Sleeping Beauty or Snow White or Cinderella. I guess they're trying to make it seem like Snow White and Cinderella are just white people and Sleeping Beauty is just a white woman in a blue dress.]({REDDIT: r/television disneys_little_mermaid_cast_announced

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-27T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My husband wants to return to monogamy. He’s 45 and I’m 39. We have two kids. : polyamory
URL: {REDDIT: r/polyamory my_husband_wants_to_return_to_monogamy_hes_45_and}
VOTES: +56 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +60 / -0
>husband wants to return to monogamy
:#marseytroublemaker:

  Sasanka_of_Gauda +1h +26 / -0
  >I'm just a beta cuck
  :marseycry:

    ironicshitposter +1h +10 / -0
    >I am a beta cuck
    :marseyshutitdown:

      Sasanka_of_Gauda +6m +5 / -0
      It's ok I'm the omega cuck
      :marseycry:

        ironicshitposter +2m +11 / -0
        You're a cuck but not a beta or an omega
        You're a cuck that betas and omegas look down upon

          Sasanka_of_Gauda +1m +6 / -0
          :#marseygunshotsuicide:

            ironicshitposter +11m +6 / -0
            Suicide is for the weak
            Go be a cuck in the most horrible way possible

              Sasanka_of_Gauda +1m +3 / -0
              I'm not a cuck. I'm the cuck's cuck.

                ironicshitposter +2m +5 / -0
                Post cuckhole then

                  Sasanka_of_Gauda +2m +2 / -0
                  :marseytwerking: :!marseyfacepalm:

                    ironicshitposter +3m +1 / -0
                    Don't look at me I just say what I'm told

                      Sasanka_of_Gauda +2m +2 / -0
                      :marseywholesome:

    Hansolf_Grettler +13h +2 / -0
    :marseycuck:

FrozenChosen +15m +40 /

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-01-11T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid wants to have sex, moid is just looking for a cuddle. Is this rape?
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_23m_friend_23f_wants_to_hook_up_but_im_not}
VOTES: +113 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
**UPDATE** The OP is now posting in [r/twoxchromosomes]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes the_moid_who_suggested_having_sex_without_my})
**UPDATE UPDATE** The moid is now posting in [r/sex]({REDDIT: r/sex my_friend_suggested_having_sex_without_my})
COMMENTS:
WootFatigue +2m +178 / -0
The moid should have just said “no” but then the foid would have just gotten mad and not wanted to hook up.

  CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +2m +106 / -0
  He should have said "yeah, sure, let's go" and then ghosted her afterwards

    Dramacel +14m +55 / -0
    :#gigachad:

    WootFatigue +1h +38 / -0
    I’ve done that. The first time I had sex with my ex I was high on coke and 10 beers and she was high on weed and Benzos. I woke up the next morning with the morning after pill in my hand, her phone on the nightstand, and a voicemail from her therapist telling her to get her shit together.

      MarseySaw +1h +30 / -0
      >I've done that.
      :marseykingcrown:

      JonathanStench +1h +14 / -0
      :#marseyking:

      RPD +8h +7 / -0
      The morning after pill is a lot easier to get these days, so you don't even need the excuse of "accidentally" leaving it around.

    Administrator +2h +10 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

  Dramacel +16m +45 / -0
  based foid, would be a shame if she

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-19T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid is mad that her husband's favorite football team is not the one with the prettiest players
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_husband_is_a_transphobe_but_i_dont_know_how}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [He's literally the definition of a transphobe, and he has a bigoted stance on women's sports. You can't just ignore the fact that he hates you for being trans.]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_husband_is_a_transphobe_but_i_dont_know_how})
>> He's a football fan. They're all like that.
:#marseyhesright:
> [He's not a transphobe. He's just a homophobe and transphobe. Being a football fan is a red flag though.]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_husband_is_a_transphobe_but_i_dont_know_how})
>> What’s wrong with being a football fan?
>>> Everything.
>>>> Why?
>>>>> Because they are misogynistic. They are homophobic and transphobic. They are racist and classist. They are narcissists and elitists. They are dumb and they're dumb for watching dumb football. They are stupid and they have stupid opinions. They are bigots and they are proud bigots. They are trash and they are trashy. They are ignorant and they are ignorant of how ignorant they are. They are disgusting and they are disgusting to look at. They are repulsive and they are repulsive to talk to. They are insufferable and they are insufferable to be around. They are awful and they are awful people.
>>>>> Why do you ask? Do you like to watch men in helmets run around in circles?
>>>>>> Why are you making a lot of assumptions? I didn’t ask what you thought of football fans. I asked why you don’t like them.
>>>>>>> I don't like them because they are the worst people on the planet. They are the worst people on the planet because they are the worst people on the planet. They are the worst people on the planet because they are the worst people on the planet.
>>>>>>>> I didn't know you were a woman. I'm sorry.

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-01-03T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: SRDine asks why some people are racist against "white" Hispanics. Redditors try to explain
URL: {REDDIT: r/SubredditDrama comment}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Buck +13m +21 / -0
>They're called Mexicans.
>They're called Latinx.
>They're called Hispanics.
>They're called Americans.
>They're called people.
>They're called racist.
>They're called fat.
>They're called ugly.
>They're called poor.
>They're called stupid.
>They're called lazy.
>They're called criminals.
>They're called gang bangers.
>They're called murderers.
>They're called rapists.
>They're called illegals.
>They're called beaners.
>They're called wetbacks.
>They're called beaners.
>They're called wetbacks.
>They're called beaners.
>They're called wetbacks.
>They're called beaners.
>They're called wetbacks.
>They're called beaners.
>They're called wetbacks.
>They're called beaners.
>They're called wetbacks.
>They're called beaners.
>They're called wetbacks.
>They're called beaners.
>They're called wetbacks.
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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-11T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 5 year old child is "aggressive" and "violent" towards other kids, asks for advice
URL: {REDDIT: r/breakingmom my_5_year_old_is_aggressive_and_violent_towards}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
FearOfBees +13m +12 / -0
>It's a very stressful situation. I know it's hard to say but it may be time to reevaluate if she is the best fit. I'm sorry but I've been there and the stress it creates is just not worth it. I don't know if you can afford it but maybe you could hire a nanny who can watch your child for a few hours a day? You can find nannies with a couple clicks on the internet. I know it's a lot of money but it could be a godsend for you and your child.
>>There are a lot of kids out there who are aggressive and violent. If you're in a stressful situation with your child, that's not on her. That's on you and your ability to parent.
>>>I know there are a lot of kids out there who are aggressive and violent. But there are also a lot of parents who are aggressive and violent. If you're in a stressful situation with your child, that's not on her. That's on you and your ability to parent.
I didn't read the whole thing but this one is the most dramatic comment.

  BigBussyHunter +12m +8 / -0
  >If you're in a stressful situation with your child, that's not on her. That's on you and your ability to parent.
  :marseytrad: :marseyautismchonker: :marseytrad: :marseyautismchonker: :marseytrad:
  You need to do better, sweaty. There are so many wonderful, well-behaved children out there. You need to do better.

  neighvadius +13m +6 / -0
  I'm sure the child is aggressive and violent but if she has been for a year then it's just not a good fit for her. I'm sure she is a wonderful child to other people.

  ChungusEnjoyer

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-16T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor is a real life janny
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork i_want_to_vent_about_my_job}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Glocktavious +25m +10 / -0
Imagine doing this for $20/hr.

NotLikeOtherFoids +1h +4 / -0
>It sounds like you are doing a valuable service for your company
Good thing they're not doing it for free

Jewdanksdad +22m +3 / -0
{REDDIT: r/antiwork i_want_to_vent_about_my_job}
Lol

  Enrico_Motassa +3m +6 / -0
  >Shoutout to the cleaning crew
  >Waste management
  lol

    Jewdanksdad +2h +1 / -0
    I am sure the cleaning crew was very impressed that they could hear this guy ranting

  BigBussyHunter +22m +4 / -0
  I would never do this, I'm a real janny. I sweep the floors and pick up the shit, not for a measly $17 an hour like that pleb.
  :marseyjanny:

Enrico_Motassa +26m +3 / -0
How is that a real job? It sounds like a low-tier intern program that pays well.

  FearOfBees +1h +1 / -0
  It's pretty much the same as a consultant or contractor. They just use a company as a middleman for tax reasons.

H +3h +1 / -0
>not a job
Oh you’re a low wage wagie?

FearOfBees +2h +1 / -0
>not a job
:marseyxd:

H +3h +1 / -0
>not a job
Oh you're a low wage wagie?cott

H +3h +1 / -0
>not a job
Oh you're a low wage wagie?cott

H +3h +1 / -0
>not a job
Oh you're a low

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-01-29T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors seethe about what they think is a perfect way to spend your day
URL: {REDDIT: r/pics one_of_my_favorite_photos}
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've seen people in the comments say this is bait and I don't think so. I have never seen a picture of someone who looks like that with a perfect body, even on reddit. I'm sure a lot of the people commenting that it's bait are just coping that they don't look like that
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +10m +9 / -0
>She’s not even trying to look good in this picture
>>She’s not even trying to look good in this picture
>>>She’s not even trying to look good in this picture
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>She’s not even trying to look good in this picture
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>She’s not even trying to look good in this picture
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>She’s not even trying to

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-27T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Fat woman who was bullied by her kids and husband is outraged that her husband is bullying her kids even more
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_39f_husband_43m_wants_to_bully_our_2_daughters}
VOTES: +70 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [My husband and I (both white) have two daughters (14 and 12). I was always chubby and never exercised, I always ate a lot, and was never very attractive. It’s a combination of genetics and upbringing. My dad always said I was pretty and told me I was beautiful. He didn’t make fun of me for my weight. I’m sorry, but I have no idea what happened to me. I was 21 when I met my husband. He is 6’4 and handsome. He is a very fit guy. He’s always told me he loves me. He was always a bit of a bully and would make fun of me for my weight. I’m sorry to say it. He told me I was fat and ugly and I was going to get fat even fatter. I was very upset and told him it was mean. He told me I was being too sensitive. He told me he loved me and he didn’t mean to be mean. He told me he would never leave me. I was very upset and told him I didn’t want to be with him anymore. He told me I was being too sensitive and that I should just accept that he was going to make fun of me for my weight. He told me that I was too sensitive and that I should just accept that he was going to make fun of me for my weight. He told me that I was too sensitive and that I should just accept that he was going to make fun of me for my weight. He told me that I was too sensitive and that I should just accept that he was going to make fun of me for my weight. He told me that I was too sensitive and that I should just accept that he was going to make fun of me for my weight. He told me that I was too sensitive and that I should just accept that he was going to make fun of me for my weight. He told me that I was too sensitive and that I should just accept that he was going to make

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-08T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Woman on TwoX finds out that her husband has a secret sex life and is a massive dicklet. She posts her L
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_husband_has_a_secret_sex_life_and_i_am}
VOTES: +108 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
She also has [a post about how she's not happy with her 5 year old child]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_dont_like_my_5_year_old_child}). This is the first post I've seen of hers that isn't crying about her husband being a horrible person.
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +12m +136 / -0
>My husband has a secret sex life and I am
>in the middle of it
:marseyeyeroll:
I hate these women so fucking much. They can't even finish a sentence

  Stranger +1h +53 / -0
  This is the same foid that said she doesn't like her 5 year old child.

    BigBussyHunter +6m +45 / -0
    I didn't even see that. I was like, "Wow, what a brat," :marseybrap: and then I was like, "Wait, what the fuck?" :marseywtf2:

      Deforested +3m +40 / -0
      :marseyextinction: :marseyextinction: :marseyextinction:

  CamaroAt28APR +1h +32 / -0
  I was thinking "how could she be in the middle of it if her husband is getting it in with someone else" and then I read the next sentence. 5/10 for me

    SaveUsUncleTed +25m +21 / -0
    I thought she was in the middle of the relationship because she was the one in the middle of the 2 guys

  100percentdegenerate +4h +17 / -0
  i was gonna say the same thing but i cant bring myself to blame her for that its the entire sub thats like that

  CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +3h +

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-01-04T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Guy goes on a date with a woman, ends up with her virginity, woman posts about it on reddit. Redditors discuss if this is rape
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_24m_date_20f_last_night}
VOTES: +72 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [He was very drunk and it was a one night stand. He wanted to get sex with her, he just wasn’t aware of the circumstances. He was a bit of a drunk and was feeling emotional]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_24m_date_20f_last_night})
>> [That's rape. If he's drunk enough to not remember it, he's drunk enough to not consent.]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_24m_date_20f_last_night})
>>> [She was drunk too. It wasn't a rape, it was a stupid one night stand that both of them are regretting now.]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_24m_date_20f_last_night})
>>>> [The woman was drunk, but the man was too drunk to consent. It's still rape. He was clearly raped and now he's blaming the victim.]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_24m_date_20f_last_night})
COMMENTS:
Cringeonthefringe +12m +68 / -1
I hate how rape has become so broad, now you can get drunk and a girl can just take advantage of you and it's rape. I get how it makes sense to call it rape if she's fucking you while you are passed out, but when you're just drunk it's so far from the original concept of rape that it's stupid. The term has lost all meaning.

  Dramacel +23m +47 / -0
  I think it's more that people are so fucking stupid they can't even imagine being in a situation where they get drunk and consent to sex. Their entire worldview is black and white and they can't comprehend any nuance

    Cringeonthefringe +1h +15 / -0
    It's more that they don't even try to comprehend it

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-13T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors upset that one guy in the video didn't want to be around the homeless guy
URL: {REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout homeless_man_screams_at_people_in_cafe}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A
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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-01T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Woman is upset that her husband is getting the attention she was hoping to get. Husband gets attention for being a good father, woman gets attention for being a good mother. Woman wants to know how to get more attention.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes my_husband_is_getting_the_attention_i_wanted}
VOTES: +108 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is the second time in the last couple of days I've seen a foid say that she wants to be a stay at home mom but she doesn't want to be a "housewife". I wonder why she's not getting the attention she wants?
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +144 / -0
>Housewife was the term for a woman whose primary role was the care of the home and children.
that's literally what she wants lmao

  Wizdumb1776 +2m +136 / -0
  No that's what she wants if she's a traditional housewife. What she wants is to be a modern housewife. She wants to be pampered and have a husband that does all the work but doesn't have to do any work.

    peepeehands +1m +94 / -0
    :#marseygoodnight:

      Wizdumb1776 +1m +53 / -0
      {GIF}

        Dramacel +1h +30 / -0
        god damn that's a cute kitty
        :#marseyhappytears: :#marseyinabox:

          Wizdumb1776 +2m +26 / -0
          Ikr? I'm going to make a marsey out of it.

            Dramacel +13m +20 / -0
            :#marseypat: :#marseypat:

            August +1h +13 / -0
            Please do, I love her so much.

              Wizdumb1776 +3m +11 / -0
              It's already in my to do list..

                August +5m +7 / -0
                :marseylove:

            Shink

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-09T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [16F] I’m starting to think my boyfriend is a bit of a creep
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice 16f_im_starting_to_think_my_boyfriend_is_a_bit_of}
VOTES: +69 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Marsey +3m +79 / -0
The truth is most people are creepy

  Landlord_Messiah +12m +42 / -1
  Except for me I’m not creepy
  :#marseycool:

    Marsey +1h +20 / -0
    {GIF}

    BrokeBackBuck +1h +12 / -0
    :#marseyshutitdown:

  Monke +3h +12 / -0
  :marseyglow:

  sirpingsalot +1h +10 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  YouAreWhoYouEat +3h +10 / -0
  :marseywave:

  Sasanka_of_Gauda +1h +7 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  MOUTHFEEL +5h +4 / -0
  I'm not. I'm cute

  Lv999_Lich_King +1h +4 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
  :marseyshutitdown:

  Dramacel +3h +3 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

  aqouta +4h +3 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +12h +2 / -0
  :#gigachad2:

  TheOverSeether +12h +2 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

  goderator200 +13h +2 / -0
  \#AllLivesMatter
  :#marseyagree:

  dog_eated_wasp +14h +2 / -0
  :marseyagree:

  Unheard

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-22T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Is it okay to tell your child to fuck off when they say they are trans?
URL: {REDDIT: r/Parenting is_it_okay_to_tell_your_child_to_fuck_off_when}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>[You can't tell your child to fuck off. That is not a way to handle anything. What you can do is speak to a therapist.]({REDDIT: r/Parenting is_it_okay_to_tell_your_child_to_fuck_off_when})
>>I don’t need a therapist. I need a father.
>>>I hope you find a good therapist and not an "I'm right and you're wrong" therapist.
>>Your child is 16 years old and you have a therapist? You are so fucking pathetic.
>[It is absolutely not okay to tell your child to fuck off. That is child abuse and you need to get some serious help.]({REDDIT: r/Parenting is_it_okay_to_tell_your_child_to_fuck_off_when})
>>I just told my son to fuck off. I am the parent, he is the child. I don't need help, he needs help. I'm going to get him some help.
>>>Oh boy I hope he doesn't report you to the police. He has every right to call the police on his own mother. You are so out of touch with reality.
>>>>If you think that's a possibility, it's because you're a fucking loser.
>[No. It’s not okay.]({REDDIT: r/Parenting is_it_okay_to_tell_your_child_to_fuck_off_when})
>>That's why I told him to fuck off.
>>>Yeah and that’s a great way to teach them to shut down feelings.
>>>>What feelings?
>>>>>Feeling that their parent doesn’t care about their happiness, their safety, their well being. It’s not a feeling to fuck off to, it’s a feeling of being dismissed.
>>>>>>Like, what feelings?
>>>>>>>When you tell your child to fuck off, they feel dismissed. That’s what it’s doing. It’s not a good way to handle things. You need to talk to your child and listen to what they are saying. You need to get them help.
>>>>>>>>How do you know what

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-01T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: asks other :marseytrain: if it is normal to feel a connection to the opposite sex's genitalia. :marseytrans2: says it's normal, :marseytrain: is surprised
URL: {REDDIT: r/MtF is_it_normal_to_feel_a_connection_to_the_opposite}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Hopalong_McGurk +9m +9 / -0
This whole thread is incredibly :marseyautism: and I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks so. I'm still pretty :marseyconfused: about what any of it means but it's a good reminder that the :marseytrain: menace is mostly made up of :marseyautism: with too much internet access.
Also, there's a /r/traa regular named u/callmea2004 in there asking if anyone has ever used their trans friends as a "sounding board" for "transphobic" jokes. I hope they're baiting :marseysick:

  neighvadius +2m +5 / -0
  > Also, there's a /r/traa regular named u/callmea2004 in there asking if anyone has ever used their trans friends as a "sounding board" for "transphobic" jokes. I hope they're baiting :marseysick:
  :marseyxd:
  I think it's bait too. I can't tell if it's a :marseytrain: or a TERF though

    Hopalong_McGurk +2m +5 / -0
    :marseytrain: for sure, the comment history is a goldmine of autistic trainposting
    > I'm actually really interested in the idea of a trans allyship where trans people are treated as their own group, not just as a group of women and men. Like I want to be treated as a trans man and I want to be treated as a trans woman, but I also want to be treated as a trans person. I want to be treated as a trans person because I believe that trans people have a lot of unique experiences

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-01-06T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid gets mad at moid for being based. Moid posts proof that foid is a landwhale. Foid is NOT happy.
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice i24f_boyfriend26m_told_me_that_i_24f_cant_go_to}
VOTES: +78 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Original post where she posted her pics]({REDDIT: r/PlusSize i24f_boyfriend26m_told_me_that_i_24f_cant_go_to})
[The moid proceeds to post her pics in the relationship sub]({REDDIT: r/relationship_advice i24f_boyfriend26m_told_me_that_i_24f_cant_go_to})
[She proceeds to make a post saying he's a creep and a coward]({REDDIT: r/PlusSize my_boyfriend_26m_posted_my_pictures_24f_on})
COMMENTS:
Mystic_Gohan +18m +97 / -0
{IMG}

  SaveUsUncleTed +8h +7 / -0
  :marseyobesescale:

    Dramacel +2h +1 / -0
    :#marseyobesescale:

      SaveUsUncleTed +4h +2 / -0
      :marseyjam:

  cyberdick +10h +2 / -0
  :#marseysick:

Klenn_and_Back_Again +15m +65 / -0
>500 pounds
Damn

  Detroitvelvetsmooth +22m +39 / -0
  /h/proana when?

    Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +36 / -0
    It's /h/againsthateholes.

      Detroitvelvetsmooth +2m +29 / -0
      :marseydepressed:

        Klenn_and_Back_Again +1m +24 / -0
        Sorry I'm not a janny so I can't do anything about it.

          Detroitvelvetsmooth +1m +37 / -0

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-15T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Serious] how do i stop being racist and sexist
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit serious_how_do_i_stop_being_racist_and_sexist}
VOTES: +37 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +6m +48 / -0
>Or just stop trying to be the "good guy" and start being the "good person".
:#marseydisagree:
Sounds like some great advice for a bunch of self-hating, self-loathing, and self-flagellating redditors.

  drumpf +19m +30 / -0
  Being a good person means being a diversity hire for DEI in a company that doesn't actually do anything with DEI. Being a good person means donating your entire paycheck to BLM and then begging for more. Being a good person means only talking to white women and trying to get one pregnant. Being a good person means only eating at restaurants that are owned by people of color. Being a good person means never being happy. Being a good person means buying an iPhone and getting a pat on the back from Apple.
  :marseydisagree:

    WappyDoo +50m +9 / -0
    Being a good person means sucking the girldick, eating the bugs, and taking the jab. Being a good person means hating your dad and your dad's friends because they don't think trans lives matter

    CrayolaCrack +2h +1 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

  Chad_Kingly +1h +5 / -0
  Sounds like some great advice for a bunch of self-hating, self-loathing, and self-flagellating redditors. :marseyagree:

    BigBussyHunter +11m +2 / -0
    :marseyclappingglasses:

  GooooooldMember +1h +4 / -0
  Yea like stop being a good guy to the point where youre ruining your life and start being a good person to the point where you cant tell the difference between being a good person and being a bad person

  CRUSTY +2h +2 / -0
  "Being a good person" is what you

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-11T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Man breaks up with his girlfriend after she tells him she's asexual
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice i_broke_up_with_my_girlfriend_because_she_told_me}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
100percentdegenerate +3m +21 / -0
so what you're saying is this foid is asexual but not asexual?

  neighvadius +2m +13 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

    peepeehands +1h +4 / -0
    she's an "asexual" who is into "sex"

      neighvadius +26m +5 / -0
      > But she said she isn’t actually asexual and that she’s actually into sex, she just doesn’t like men

        peepeehands +2m +5 / -0
        the sexuality of my girlfriend is so confusing and I don't know how to deal with it
        :#marseyfrozenchosen:

  Hoss +24m +9 / -0
  The term "asexual" is meaningless and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.

    neighvadius +1h +3 / -0
    The term "bisexual" is meaningless and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.

      Hoss +1m +2 / -0
      Bisexuals are like asexuals but they want to fuck other people.

        neighvadius +6m +3 / -0
        :marseyagree:

  WappyDoo +1h +6 / -0
  Asexual means she doesn't want to have sex, that's the definition. If she does want to have sex she's not asexual
  This is just a creative writing exercise for an autistic teen

    100percentdegenerate +1m +5 / -0
    i know i just wanted to post a funny comment

      WappyDoo +1h +3 / -0
      It's ok, I did too. I just think it's funny how redditors will make up this bullshit just to make their girlfriend look better in their story so they can

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-26T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors debate whether children's toys are too sexualized
URL: {REDDIT: r/SeattleWA this_guy_is_selling_1000_of_these_toys_in_our}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [This is a weird thing to see in a kids play area. I guess it's not that uncommon for people to walk around in public with a boner? Or is it like a fetish thing? I don't get it.]({REDDIT: r/SeattleWA this_guy_is_selling_1000_of_these_toys_in_our})
>>[I think it's a fetish thing. That or he just thinks it's funny. If I saw this I'd be like "What the fuck is that?" And just keep walking.]({REDDIT: r/SeattleWA this_guy_is_selling_1000_of_these_toys_in_our})
>>>[Yeah, it's a fetish thing. I'm just not sure what the fetish is. It's not like the thing is a realistic sex toy. It's like a giant dick made out of plastic. I think it's a humiliation fetish.]({REDDIT: r/SeattleWA this_guy_is_selling_1000_of_these_toys_in_our})
> [Is this some kind of sex thing or a fetish? Not a judgment, just curious. Looks like it’s a kids playground. Not sure I’d be comfortable with a child seeing that thing. I’d be more comfortable seeing a giant dildo.]({REDDIT: r/SeattleWA this_guy_is_selling_1000_of_these_toys_in_our})
> [This is a weird thing to see in a kids play area. I guess it's not that uncommon for people to walk around in public with a boner? Or is it like a fetish thing? I don't get it.]({REDDIT: r/SeattleWA this_guy_is_selling_1000_of_these_toys_in_our})
> [You can’t even buy a toy like this in Canada.]({REDDIT: r/SeattleWA this_guy_is_selling_1000_of_these_toys_in_our})

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-02-17T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "My husband and I are having a threesome. My husband was so excited that he couldn't wait to call my dad and tell him. He said he was going to tell him and he might even give him a bonus." Is this the most autistic post of all time?
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_27f_boyfriend_27m_wants_to_have_a_threesome}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I (27F) was really worried about this. He and I have been together for a year and a half, and I am happy with him. He is a good man. I have known him for a long time, and I am very comfortable with him. He is a great boyfriend. He is funny, intelligent, and kind. He is also a little on the nerdy side. I have always had a thing for nerdy guys. He is also a little on the chubby side. I don't mind that either. I am a little on the chubby side myself.
> We have been together for a long time, and I am very comfortable with him. I am very happy with him. He is a good man. I am very comfortable with him. He is a good boyfriend. He is a good man. He is a good boyfriend. He is a good boyfriend. He is a good boyfriend. He is a good boyfriend. He is a good boyfriend. He is a good boyfriend. He is a good boyfriend. He is a good boyfriend. He is a good boyfriend.
> I was very worried about this. I was very worried about this. I was very worried about this. I was very worried about this. I was very worried about this. I was very worried about this. I was very worried about this. I was very worried about this. I was very worried about this. I was very worried about this. I was very worried about this. I was very worried about this.
> I was very worried about this. I was very worried about this. I was very worried about this. I was very worried about this. I was very worried about this. I was very worried about this. I was very worried about this. I was very worried about this. I was very worried about this. I was very worried about this. I was

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-01-12T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Leaf foid gets upset that the government will give her free money, other foids show up to explain why this is a good thing
URL: {REDDIT: r/canada saskatchewan_to_give_benefits_to_kids_of_single}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +12m +7 / -0
> I don't know why people are complaining. The only thing that this will do is encourage women to have children. It's a good thing.
> > [-3] This is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever read
:marseyclapping:

  Urboros +19m +4 / -0
  I'm not going to argue with you but I will say the "women having babies" is a very short-term benefit for the government. They can't get into the workforce until they're 18, and the rest of your argument about "women having babies" is a very short-term benefit for the government.
  :marseybrainlet:

  GooooooldMember +26m +3 / -0
  > The only thing that this will do is encourage women to have children. It's a good thing.
  > > This is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever read
  Are these two people arguing over which is better: women having kids and getting gibs for them or men having kids and getting gibs for them?

    drumpf +19m +3 / -0
    Yes. :marseygigaretard:

      GooooooldMember +2m +3 / -0
      Thats a dumb thing to argue over. They should give out gibs for kids to everyone

    NotLikeOtherFoids +37m +2 / -0
    >The only thing that this will do is encourage women to have children.
    That's a good thing. More kids means more future consumers

      GooooooldMember +5m +3 / -0
      Except theyll also be more future poors, which is bad for the economy

        NotLikeOtherFoids +1h +1 / -0
        Poor people don't spend money, they steal it and get addicted to drugs. What you're

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AUTHOR: neighvadius
DATE: 2022-01-15T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor gets swatted by a cop who shot his dog, gets mad at the cops for not coming to check up on him
URL: {REDDIT: r/legaladvice im_convinced_that_the_police_intentionally_shot}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
drumpf +22m +4 / -0
They shot his dog, so I guess it's not surprising he's a Redditor.

  SCD +1h +1 / -0
  That’s not even a dog, it’s a dog sized bird.

Saint_Nicholas +12m +1 / -0
:#marseydoge: meydoge:

  neighvadius +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseyshooting:

    Saint_Nicholas +3m +1 / -0
    :#marseyshooting: :#marseyshooting:

      neighvadius +5m +2 / -0
      :#marseyshooting: :#marseyshooting: :#marseyshooting:

        Saint_Nicholas +1m +1 / -0
        :#marseyshooting: :#marseyshooting: :#marseyshooting: :#marseyshooting:

          neighvadius +6m +2 / -0
          :#marseyshooting: :#marseyshooting: :#marseyshooting: :#marseyshooting: :#marseyshooting: me!ydoge: me! :#marseydoge: :#marseydoge: :#marseydoge:

            Saint_Nicholas +2m +1 / -0
            :#marseyshooting: :#marseyshooting: :#marseyshooting: :#marseyshooting: :#marseyshooting: :#marseyshooting: me! :#marseydoge: :#marseydoge: :#marseydoge: :#marseydoge: :#

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-16T03Z
HOLE: anime
TITLE: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3: :marseyshy3

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-05T15Z
HOLE: anime
TITLE: Japanese guy
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +60 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@jackie
@idio3
@joebiden
@dog_eated_wasp
@geese_suck
@schizocel
@cirno
@mom
@dad
@loli_esports
@uwu
@grizzly
@schizosql
@nekobit
@duck
@maximus
@heymoon
@fartbinn
@schizo
@useragent13
@jollyjihad
@cirno
@tene
@marco
@john
@fartbinn
@911roofer
@fartnigga
@tonberry
@cirno
@paulo
@cirno
@cirno
@cirno
@cirno
@cirno
@cirno
@cirno
@cirno
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +13m +20 / -0
i am cirno

  nekobit +2m +11 / -0
  i am cirno

    loli_esports +3m +11 / -0
    i am cirno

      nekobit +1m +11 / -0
      i am cirno

        loli_esports +53s +11 / -0
        i am cirno

          nekobit +57s +10 / -0
          i am cirno

            loli_esports +1m +11 / -0
            i am cirno

              nekobit +56s +11 / -0
              i am cirno

                loli_esports +57s +11 / -0
                i am cirno

                  loli_esports +18s +11 / -0
                  i am cirno

                    loli_esports +18s +11 / -0
                    i am cirno

                      loli_esports +18s +11 / -0
                      i am cirno

                        loli_esports +18s +11 / -0
                        i am

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-09T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The first ever fully automated rdrama.net :marseysnappyautism: bot :marseyjanny2: is being created
URL: N/A
VOTES: +69 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Hello, you may have seen a bot on the website that is called @AutoJanny, this bot is not actually automated, it is run by a human being, and all the responses are handcrafted. This is a terrible user experience and is horrible for new users, it's pretty dumb that a website full of bots is run by a human being.
So, I've been working on this for a few months now. I've been working on a bot that is fully automated, and can respond to users in a natural way. I've been working on this bot for a few months now, and I've been working on it with a team of people. I've been working on this bot for a few months now, and I've been working on it with a team of people. I've been working on this bot for a few months now, and I've been working on it with a team of people.
This bot is going to be a lot more powerful than the current one, and it will be able to respond to users in a natural way. This bot will be able to respond to users in a natural way, and it will be able to respond to users in a natural way. This bot will be able to respond to users in a natural way, and it will be able to respond to users in a natural way.
This bot will be able to respond to users in a natural way, and it will be able to respond to users in a natural way. This bot will be able to respond to users in a natural way, and it will be able to respond to users in a natural way.
COMMENTS:
nekobit +1m +48 / -0
I just want to say that this bot will be able to respond to users in a natural way, and it will be able to respond to users in a natural way. This bot will be able to respond to users in a natural way, and it will be able to respond to users in a natural way. This bot will be able to respond to users in a natural way, and it will be able to respond to users in a natural way.

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-15T21Z
HOLE: anime
TITLE: :marseyitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/club-penguin-clubpenguin-clubpenguinru-ru-club-penguin-rus-ru-club-penguin-club-penguini-it.6635/
COMMENTS:
lain +4h +4 / -0
Is this why you left?

  nekobit +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseyagree:

    lain +1h +2 / -0
    Noicey

nekobit +5h +2 / -0
{IMG}.jpg.jpg

nekobit +5h +2 / -0
{IMG}.jpg

nekobit +5h +2 / -0
{IMG}g.jpg

nekobit +5h +2 / -0
{IMG}mogus.jpg

nekobit +5h +2 / -0
{IMG}mogus.jpg

nekobit +5h +2 / -0
{IMG}mogus.jpg

nekobit +5h +2 / -0
{IMG}mogus.jpg.jpg

nekobit +5h +2 / -0
{IMG}mogus.jpg

nekobit +5h +2 / -0
{IMG}mogus.jpg

nekobit +5h +2 / -0
{IMG}mogus.jpg

nekobit +5h +2 / -0
{IMG}mogus.jpg

nekobit +5h +2 / -0
{IMG}mogus.jpg

nekobit +5h +2 / -0
{IMG}mogus.jpg

nekobit +5h +2 / -0
{IMG}mogus.jpg

nekobit +5h +2 / -0
{IMG}mogus.jpg

nekobit +5h +2 / -0
{IMG}mogus.jpg

nekobit +5h +2 / -0
{IMG}mogus.jpg

nekobit +5h +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-22T12Z
HOLE: anime
TITLE: :marseysmug3:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
nekobit +1m +1 / -0
:marseyfluffy: be a good time be a good time:marseyfluffy: be a good time:marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: be a good time:marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :marseyfluffy: :m

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-09-06T16Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: rDrama: The Bit-coin
URL: N/A
VOTES: +41 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A lot of you have been asking me about the site's crypto currency, the "Bit-coin" (or "Rcoins" to the normies). For a long time, we have been trying to get a new currency out of the ground. I have been working on this for a long time, and I've had a lot of help from the community, especially the people who have been helping me with the code. I've been working on this for a long time, and I've been working on it for a long time.
The site's currency is called "Bit-coin" and it's a digital currency that's based on the concept of "crypto" (short for cryptocurrency). It's a cryptocurrency that's based on the concept of "crypto" (short for cryptocurrency). The Bit-coin is based on the concept of "crypto" (short for cryptocurrency). The Bit-coin is based on the concept of "crypto" (short for cryptocurrency). It's a cryptocurrency that's based on the concept of "crypto" (short for cryptocurrency). It's a cryptocurrency that's based on the concept of "crypto" (short for cryptocurrency). The Bit-coin is based on the concept of "crypto" (short for cryptocurrency). It's a cryptocurrency that's based on the concept of "crypto" (short for cryptocurrency). The Bit-coin is based on the concept of "crypto" (short for cryptocurrency). It's a cryptocurrency that's based on the concept of "crypto" (short for cryptocurrency).
COMMENTS:
X +3m +24 / -0
:#marseywallst:

  Dramamine +49m +15 / -0
  {IMG}

  Dramarama +37m +12 / -0
  {IMG}

    X +3m +8 / -0
    :#marseysoypoint:

      Dramarama +1m +8 / -0
      :#marseysoypoint:
      A rare golden Marsey!

        X +1m +7 / -0
        :#marseysoypoint:

          Dramarama +1m +8 / -0
          :

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-06T01Z
HOLE: anime
TITLE: Announcing /h/anime
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
# Welcome to /h/anime!
<h1>THIS IS NOW THE OFFICIAL ANIME HOLE</h1>
I'm going to be putting a lot of effort into making this a good hole, so please be patient as I do so.
If you have any suggestions or ideas for this hole, please comment!
Here are some ideas I have so far:
- Weekly Anime Post Thread
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #2
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #3
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #4
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #5
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #6
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #7
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #8
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #9
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #10
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #11
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #12
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #13
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #14
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #15
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #16
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #17
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #18
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #19
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #20
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #21
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #22
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #23
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #24
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #25
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #26
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #27
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #28
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #29
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #30
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #31
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #32
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #33
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #34
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #35
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #36
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #37
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #38
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #39
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #40
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #41
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #42
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #43
- Weekly Anime Post Thread #44

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-11T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm going to get into a fight with a guy :marseytroublemaker:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +103 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm going to get into a fight with a guy for the badge. I don't know what to do with it but I want the badge. I want the badge so bad. The badge that says "I got in a fight with a guy." I need it.
COMMENTS:
Maximus +2m +42 / -0
{IMG}

  nekobit +1m +31 / -0
  :#marseybye:
  Also, I'm gonna fucking do it. I'm gonna get into a fight with a guy.

    Maximus +1m +33 / -0
    :#marseykingcrown:

    Stranger +25m +15 / -0
    @August

      August +2h +6 / -0
      Thanks king, 100 DC has been transfered to your account. :marseyhomofascist:

    Aevann +2h +7 / -0
    dm him

  nekobit +42m +11 / -0
  It's gonna happen. I'm gonna get into a fight with a guy. I'm gonna get into a fight with a guy for the badge. I don't know what to do with it but I want the badge. I want the badge so bad. The badge that says "I got in a fight with a guy." I need it.

Dramacel +1h +25 / -0
:#marseytroublemaker:
{IMG}

  nekobit +6m +13 / -0
  I'm gonna get into a fight with a guy for the badge. I don't know what to do with it but I want the badge. I want the badge so bad. The badge that says "I got in a fight with a guy." I need it.

    Dramacel +13m +8 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:
    {IMG}

      nekobit +2m +9 / -0
      I'm gonna get into a fight with a

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-11-04T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover::marseyitsover::marseyitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +176 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Hopalong_McGurk +4m +48 / -0
I don't know what any of this is but I'd like to find out

  nekobit +1m +50 / -0
  I am a computer scientist, and I think that all of my ideas are great and useful to society, but no one else seems to care about them. I try to talk about my ideas, but people don't understand them or don't seem interested. It's very frustrating, and I often feel like I'm wasting my time. I wish I could find someone who would appreciate my ideas and help me to develop them further.

    Hopalong_McGurk +1m +31 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

    GigaVaccinator +2h +16 / -0
    > I am a computer scientist
    > I don't have a job

      nekobit +11h +6 / -0
      it's called being a NEET, and you aren't a neet unless you are a computer scientist

    Sasanka_of_Gauda +3h +13 / -0
    I think you should stop coding. Start coding.

      nekobit +9h +7 / -0
      I will never stop coding, because I'm not a programmer, I'm a computer scientist

    Stranger +11h +8 / -0
    I'm sure you'll find someone to help you once you actually have something useful.

      nekobit +2h +5 / -0
      i do, actually. I have a friend who is a computer scientist too, and he's really good at programming and stuff. He's also really good at math and stuff. He's really good at a lot of things, actually. He's really good at a lot of things. I'm really good at a lot of things, actually.

  Stranger +11h +10 / -0
  rDrama's code is a mess so

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-13T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Happy Neko Day :marseyneko::marseyneckbeard::marseyneckbeard::marseyneckbeard::marseyneko:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Happy Neko Day, /h/NEKO
COMMENTS:
Salamander +43m +3 / -0
:#marseyhearts:

Penny +1h +2 / -0
i’m allergic to cats n dogs tho 🥺

  nekobit +2m +2 / -0
  No, you are not
  Your doctor is making you up an excuse so you can feel superior to other people
  {IMG}

    Penny +4m +2 / -0
    u rly think im a lying bitch? :marseyeyeroll:
    {IMG}

      nekobit +5m +2 / -0
      I think you are a lying bitch
      {IMG}

        Penny +4m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          nekobit +4m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            Penny +5m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              nekobit +1m +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                Penny +3m +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  nekobit +1m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Penny +3m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      nekobit +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Penny +3m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          nekobit +1m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Penny +3m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

      nekobit +4m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        Penny +1m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          nekobit +1m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            Penny +2m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              nekobit +1m +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                Penny

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-14T03Z
HOLE: anime
TITLE: Nekodachi
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@tooka
COMMENTS: N/A

  nekobit +20s +2 / -0
  @cirno

  nekobit +21s +1 / -0
  @loli_esports

  nekobit +21s +1 / -0
  @uwu

  nekobit +20s +1 / -0
  @trickleyum

  nekobit +21s +1 / -0
  @duck

  nekobit +21s +1 / -0
  @Paulo

  nekobit +20s +1 / -0
  @AbsinthesOffshoreAccount

  nekobit +20s +1 / -0
  @Tene

  nekobit +20s +1 / -0
  @DrTransmisia

  nekobit +20s +1 / -0
  @Marsey_but_inflated

  nekobit +20s +1 / -0
  @Tonberry

  nekobit +20s +1 / -0
  @KatserKitty1987

  nekobit +20s +1 / -0
  @dog_eated_wasp

  nekobit +20s +1 / -0
  @Sal

  nekobit +20s +1 / -0
  @Sylveon

  nekobit +20s +1 / -0
  @NoUntakenNames01

  nekobit +20s +1 / -0
  @Habababa

  nekobit +20s +1 / -0
  @Igor_Konashenkov

  nekobit +20s +1 / -0
  @schizocel

  nekobit +20s +1 / -0
  @Chapose

  nekobit +20s +1

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-09T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytransflag::marseytransflag::marseytransflag: Trans rights are human rights :marseytransflag::marseytransflag::marseytransflag:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +46 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
# Trans rights are human rights
# Trans rights are human rights
# Trans rights are human rights
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +18 / -0
{IMG}

  nekobit +3m +11 / -0
  # YES

  Transformers +3h +2 / -0
  :marseytrans2::marseytransflag::marseytransflag2:

X +15m +12 / -0
:#marseytrans2::#marseytransflag::#marseytransflag2::#marseytrans2:

  cyberdick +2h +3 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

  IslamWasRightAboutWomen +3h +2 / -0
  :marseysoypoint:

TR +2h +4 / -0
I disagree. :marseysmug2:
:#marseytransgenocide:

jackie +2h +2 / -0
{IMG}

  nekobit +14m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    jackie +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseyobamacope:

      nekobit +2m +2 / -0
      :marseytransflag:

      nekobit +3m +1 / -0
      {IMG}

        jackie +3m +2 / -0
        :#marseyseethe:

          nekobit +1m +2 / -0
          :#marseytransflag:

            jackie +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseycope:

              nekobit +42s +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                jackie +3m +2 / -0
                :#marseyobamacope:

                  nekobit +25

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-09-29T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: @aevann Marsey Award is broken
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't know if I'm doing this right so I'm doing it wrong
I tried to give someone the award and it showed a message saying "done" or something like that
I refreshed the page and it was gone, also nothing happened
COMMENTS:
Aevann +1m +8 / -0
fixed king

  nekobit +1m +6 / -0
  Thanks, I really like this award :marseylove:s

  nekobit +1m +5 / -0
  Wow thanks for the quick fix. I will be spending the day hacking the site

    Aevann +1h +4 / -0
    have fun

  nekobit +55s +4 / -0
  Thanks for the quick fix. I was just trying to give someone the award, I like this award a lot, so I was trying to give it to them but it didn't work

X +17m +4 / -0
> I like this award a lot
:#marseylove:s
test :#marseylove:oi
test :#marseylove:re
test :#marseylove:u
test :#marseylove:ck

  nekobit +5m +3 / -0
  test :#marseylove:u
  test :#marseylove:ck

    X +1m +3 / -0
    test :#marseylove:you

      nekobit +32s +3 / -0
      test :#marseylove:you

        X +3m +3 / -0
        test :#marseylove:you

          nekobit +5m +3 / -0
          test :#marseylove:yous

            X +5m +3 / -0
            test :#marseylove:you

              nekobit +5m +3 / -0
              test :#marseylove:you

                X +

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-10-14T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseybooba:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +39 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#!marseybooba:
COMMENTS:
over +1m +21 / -0
![](https://c.tenor.com/8yUshbX4Q4oAAAAC/ninja-turtle.gif)

  nekobit +27s +10 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

  cyberdick +3h +2 / -0
  100DC from me for the marsey

YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +34m +6 / -0
{IMG}

  nekobit +5m +5 / -0
  :marseysoypoint:

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +2m +6 / -0
    {IMG}

Penny +14m +5 / -0
{GIF}

  nekobit +1m +3 / -0
  :marseysoypoint:
  {IMG}

    Penny +5m +4 / -0
    {GIF}

      nekobit +4m +4 / -0
      :marseysoypoint:
      {IMG}

        Penny +12m +4 / -0
        {GIF}

          nekobit +1m +4 / -0
          :marseysoypoint:
          {IMG}

            Penny +12m +5 / -0
            {GIF}

              nekobit +5m +4 / -0
              :marseysoypoint:
              {IMG}

                Penny +7m +5 / -0
                {GIF}

                  nekobit +1m +3 / -0
                  :marseysoypoint:
                  {IMG}

                    Penny +2m +4 / -0
                    {GIF}

                      nekobit +27s +4 / -0
                      :marseysoypoint:
                      {IMG}

                        Penny +1m +4 / -0
                        {GIF}

                          nekobit +3m +4 / -

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-09-07T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +46 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
HeyMoon +3m +11 / -0
wtf it was such a good idea

  nekobit +4m +11 / -0
  :marseyitsover:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +11 / -0
  The problem with that idea was that it was a good idea.

    HeyMoon +2m +9 / -0
    :marseydepressed:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +6 / -0
  The problem with that idea was that it was a good idea.

    HeyMoon +2m +4 / -0
    :marseydepressed:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +6 / -0
  The problem with that idea was that it was a good idea.

    HeyMoon +2m +4 / -0
    :marseydepressed:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +6 / -0
  The problem with that idea was that it was a good idea.

    HeyMoon +2m +4 / -0
    :marseydepressed:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +6 / -0
  The problem with that idea was that it was a good idea.

    HeyMoon +2m +4 / -0
    :marseydepressed:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +6 / -0
  The problem with that idea was that it was a good idea.

    HeyMoon +2m +4 / -0
    :marseydepressed:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +6 / -0
  The problem with that idea was that it

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-26T03Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: Linux :marseypenguin: is dead
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@Aevann @carpathianflorist
COMMENTS:
X +1m +5 / -0
:#marseyitsover:
{REDDIT: r/linux_australia linux_is_dead}

  nekobit +2m +4 / -0
  > I have an answer. You can't beat a combination of good service, good price, and good branding.
  > Apple can do all three of these things.
  > Linux can't do all three of these things.
  > Linux has a good service and a good price, but the branding is terrible. It's not a good product for most people.
  > But it's a good product for a very specific market. People who know exactly what they want, and have a lot of experience with Linux.
  > The problem is, that market is shrinking. People are moving away from Linux, because they don't need it anymore. They're moving to Apple, because Apple can do everything they need, and more.
  > Linux is dead. It's not a good product for most people, and the market is shrinking. It's not going to survive.

    X +2m +4 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:
    {IMG}

      nekobit +5m +5 / -0
      > Good branding
      > Good price
      > Good service
      > Linux
      > Not a good product
      > Bad branding
      > Bad price
      > Bad service
      > Apple
      > Good product
      :#marseyconfused:

        X +3m +3 / -0
        :#marseyagreefast:

nekobit +1m +4 / -0
@justcool393 @schizocel @schizo @schizocel @aevann @carpathianflorist @carpathianflorist @carpathianflorist @carpathianflorist @carpathianflorist @carpathianflorist @carpathianflorist @carpathianflorist @carpathian

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-21T15Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: :marseyneko: [Repost] rDrama.net is not GDPR compliant :marseydisagree: :marseyitsover:
URL: /post/62787/rdrama-is-not-gdpr-compliant
VOTES: +13 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Please report this issue to the admins
COMMENTS:
Certifiedbussyoperator +3m +8 / -0
:marseyneko::marseyneko::marseyneko:

nekobit +1m +6 / -0
Fuck you guys this is the real post you got me :marseyraging:

  TwoLargeSnakesMating +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseycheerup:
  I've got it sorted, king.

    nekobit +2m +3 / -0
    :marseyshy: :marseylove:

  Maximus +3m +3 / -0
  :marseycheerup:

    nekobit +36s +2 / -0
    :marseyloveyou:

HeyMoon +13m +2 / -0
You can submit a GDPR complaint to the ICO ( https://ico.org.uk/concerns/ ) but it will probably go nowhere. I hope.

nekobit +3m +1 / -0
@twolargesnakesmating
@nekobit
@nekobit
@nekobit
@nekobit
@nekobit
@nekobit
@nekobit
@nekobit
@nekobit
@nekobit
@nekobit
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@nekobit
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@nekobit
@nekobit
@nekobit
@nekobit
@nekobit
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@nekobit
@nekobit
@nekobit
@nekobit
@nekobit
@nekobit
@nekobit
@nekobit
@nekobit
@nekob

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-10-19T19Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +54 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2023-03-08T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +35 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny:
COMMENTS:
Hopalong_McGurk +2m +32 / -0
> {IMG}
{GIF}

  nekobit +5m +15 / -0
  > {IMG}
  {GIF}

    Hopalong_McGurk +3m +10 / -0
    > {IMG}
    {GIF}

      nekobit +1m +11 / -0
      > {IMG}
      {GIF}

        Hopalong_McGurk +1m +11 / -0
        > {IMG}
        {GIF}

          nekobit +2m +12 / -0
          > {IMG}
          {GIF}

            Hopalong_McGurk +1m +11 / -0
            > {

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-08-27T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALL RDRAMA.NET MEMBERS
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Your username is just a name, its not your identity
The site is not your identity
Dont let the site define you
COMMENTS:
Penny +1m +5 / -0
i am a drunk dramatard :marseyraging:

  nekobit +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseydrunk:

    Penny +2m +3 / -0
    😍😍

      nekobit +3m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

        Penny +4m +3 / -0
        i got a thing for marsey 😘😘

          nekobit +3m +3 / -0
          {IMG}

            Penny +53s +2 / -0
            :marseylove: this my fav marsey

  Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseysteer:

    Penny +1m +2 / -0
    {GIF}

      Dramamine +52s +2 / -0
      God, I love that show.

        Penny +5m +2 / -0
        it’s really good bb so good 🥺🥲

          Dramamine +5m +2 / -0
          I know that feels. I'm going to rewatch it at some point, because I'm not sure I remember the ending that well.

            Penny +5m +2 / -0
            i’m rewatching it rn bb imma try n remember for u but imma drunk ass nigga n i forget shit so I’ll try but no promises

              Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
              I'm going to wait until I've had a drink or three and watch it with you, then I'll get to the end for you

                Penny +2m +2 / -0
                :marseylove: I’m drunk but I remember it’s a good ending tho

                  Dramamine +12m +2 / -0
                  I know I just want to make sure I don't miss any of

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-17T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [FEMBOY LIVES MATTER] Did you know that in ancient times, the Greeks would compete in beauty pageants and the winners would be crowned as "beauties" or "the most beautiful" and would be awarded a wreath or crown?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyfemboy::#marseyfemboy::#marseyfemboy::#marseyfemboy:
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +8 / -0
:marseyagreefast:

loli_esports +2h +2 / -0
:marseyhesright:

  nekobit +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

    loli_esports +40m +2 / -0
    :marseyagreefast: 2

      nekobit +6h +2 / -0
      :marseyagreefast: 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-10T19Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: The original :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marse

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-12T18Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: I'm doing a 20+ hour drive to a very nice place tomorrow :marseydrunk:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I will be driving through the night. I will probably get there around 5AM. I will drive to a nice place, a good barcade, and then drive home. I will most likely be drunk when I drive home, but I will drive safe. I will also take a nap. This will be a long drive. I am currently drinking and going through some withdrawals. I will take a break soon, though. I have some things I want to do and I want to start soon.
I will also be driving through a lot of rural areas. I will be driving through some very nice areas, but I will also be driving through some very rural areas. I will be driving through some very nice areas, but I will also be driving through some very rural areas. I will be driving through some very nice areas, but I will also be driving through some very rural areas. I will be driving through some very nice areas, but I will also be driving through some very rural areas. I will be driving through some very nice areas, but I will also be driving through some very rural areas.
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +15m +4 / -0
I'm sorry you have to go through this, neko. I hope you have a good time.

  nekobit +29m +3 / -0
  Thanks for the support, MarseyIsMyWaifu. I hope you have a good time too! :marseylove:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +3 / -0
    You're welcome! :marseylove: I hope you have a good time too!

      nekobit +45m +3 / -0
      Thanks for the support, MarseyIsMyWaifu. I hope you have a good time too! :marseylove:

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +22m +3 / -0
        You're welcome! :marseylove: I hope you have a good time too!

          nekobit +17m +3 / -

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-22T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why did I do this
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@twolargesnakesmating
@carpathianflorist
COMMENTS:
Nixoncrats_for_trump +6m +10 / -0
{IMG}

carpathianflorist +4m +8 / -0
You got an idea and you ran with it
This is the first time in months I’ve seen you post
I’m happy you’re here :marseylove:

  nekobit +2m +10 / -0
  i just wanted to be an rslur

    carpathianflorist +1m +6 / -0
    I would’ve done it too if I wasn’t too lazy to actually do anything but beg @twolargesnakesmating to do it for me :grr:

nekobit +1m +6 / -0
@schizocel

nekobit +1m +6 / -0
@aevann

Penny +2m +6 / -0
idgi but I’m happy for u bb 🙌🏾

  nekobit +1m +7 / -0
  I don't either :marseyspecial:

    Penny +2m +5 / -0
    :@nekobitpat: ur so cute bb

nekobit +1m +6 / -0
@everyone

nekobit +1m +6 / -0
@duck

nekobit +1m +6 / -0
@Soren

nekobit +1m +6 / -0
@slackernews

nekobit +1m +6 / -0
@uraniumdonger

nekobit +1m +6 / -0
@schizo

nekobit +1m +6 / -0
@justcool393

nekobit +1m +6 / -0
@getogeto

nekobit +1m +6 / -0
@idc

nekobit +1m +6 / -0
@boo

nekobit +1m +6 / -0
@heymoon

nek

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-10-10T18Z
HOLE: anime
TITLE: Marsey is a catgirl :marseycatgirl4: :marseycatgirl5:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +17 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
garlicdoors +6m +6 / -0
What the fuck is that thing. Is that a real thing. What the fuck is that. Who is that. I've never seen that before. What the fuck is that. Is that a cat? What the fuck is that.

  nekobit +5m +7 / -0
  It's a catgirl :marseycatgirl4: :marseycatgirl5: :marseycatgirl3:

    garlicdoors +1m +7 / -0
    :#marseyconfused:

      nekobit +3m +5 / -0
      Catgirl is a word that describes a cat that is also a girl. :marseywave: :marseycatgirl2: :marseycatgirl:

        garlicdoors +2m +8 / -0
        I thought that was called anime

          nekobit +2m +5 / -0
          They are the same :marseyagree: girl is anime

            garlicdoors +3m +5 / -0
            I thought anime was an industry not a thing. Am I wrong?

              nekobit +5m +5 / -0
              No, anime is an industry, and catgirl is a thing, that the industry makes.
              Catgirl is the thing, anime is the industry

                garlicdoors +6m +4 / -0
                :#marseyconfused:

                  nekobit +1m +2 / -0
                  :marseylove:

                    garlicdoors +3m +2 / -0
                    :#marseyconfused:

                      nekobit +52s +2 / -0
                      :marseylove:

                        garlicdoors +2m +2 / -0
                        :#marseyconfused:

                          nekobit +2m +2 / -0
                          :marseylove:

                            garlicdoors +2m +2 / -0

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2023-01-24T15Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: I hate html so much it's unreal
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been writing html (no js or css) for the last 2 days and I hate it. I hate it so much it's unreal.
I don't like how it's all about how things look, and not about the content. I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content. I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content. I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content.
I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content. I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content. I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content. I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content.
I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content. I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content. I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content. I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content.
I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content. I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content. I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content. I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content.
I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content. I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content. I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content. I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content.
I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content. I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content. I don't like how it's all about the looks, and not the actual content. I don't like how it's all

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-09-11T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You may have seen this before, but someones been posting it to /r/askreddit for a few days now
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_most_harmful_and_damaging_thing_you}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyfedpostglow:
COMMENTS:
arsey +7m +8 / -0
> I'd say porn. Not the best thing for kids to watch. Not the best thing for adults either.
lmao can't even make fun of porn without getting jannied.

  nekobit +1m +5 / -0
  you're not supposed to make fun of porn, you're supposed to make fun of people who watch porn

  JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

Mello_luvr +17m +6 / -0
>How many kids are you molesting a day, OP?
>How many people are you raping a day, OP?
>How many kids are you murdering a day, OP?
>How many people are you killing a day, OP?
>How many kids are you grooming a day, OP?
>How many people are you grooming a day, OP?
>How many kids are you killing a day, OP?
>How many people are you killing a day, OP?
>How many kids are you killing a day, OP?
>How many people are you killing a day, OP?
>How many kids are you killing a day, OP?
>How many people are you killing a day, OP?
>How many kids are you killing a day, OP?
>How many people are you killing a day, OP?
>How many kids are you killing a day, OP?
>How many people are you killing a day, OP?
>How many kids are you killing a day, OP?
>How many people are you killing a day, OP?
>How many kids are you killing a day, OP?
>How many people are you killing a day, OP?
>How many kids are you killing a day, OP?
>How many people are you killing a day, OP?
>How many kids are you killing a day, OP?
>How many people are you killing a day

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-09-24T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Aevann said yes!
URL: N/A
VOTES: +105 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am very excited to announce that, after a few days of effort and lots of bugs and stuff, I have finally made it so that you can use the full Pleroma frontend, and all of its features, on rDrama. You can now view rDrama from the Pleroma frontend, with the same ease of use as the rest of the site, but with a little more fun.
You can view rDrama in the Pleroma frontend by simply visiting https://rdrama.cc, and logging in using your current rDrama account. You can use this account to log in to rDrama.cc, and you can use your rDrama account to log in to rDrama.cc, and vice versa. This is a great way to try out the Pleroma frontend, without having to make a new account.
If you are a developer, you can also use the Pleroma frontend to develop rDrama extensions, and you can use the Pleroma frontend to test your extensions before they are released to the public. This is a great way to test your extensions, and to see how they will work in the real world.
If you are a moderator, you can also use the Pleroma frontend to moderate rDrama. You can use the Pleroma frontend to moderate rDrama, and you can use the Pleroma frontend to moderate rDrama.cc. This is a great way to moderate rDrama, and to see how it will work in the real world.
If you are a user, you can also use the Pleroma frontend to view rDrama.cc, and you can use the Pleroma frontend to view rDrama. This is a great way to view rDrama, and to see how it will work in the real world.
In conclusion, I would like to thank Aevann for his support, and for making this possible. I would also like to thank everyone who has helped me with this project, and everyone who has contributed to the Pleroma frontend. I would also like to thank everyone who has contributed to rDrama, and everyone who has contributed to the rDrama frontend. I would also like to thank everyone who has contributed

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2023-01-25T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseynekopat: Neko is a great mascot :marseynekopat:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +112 / -5
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseynekopat::#marseynekopat::#marseynekopat:
COMMENTS:
nekobit +1m +30 / -1
# MORE NEKOMIMES! :#marseynekopat: :#marseynekopat:

  ManBearFridge +5m +14 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

  ManBearFridge +5m +14 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

  ManBearFridge +5m +13 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

    ManBearFridge +10m +14 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

      ManBearFridge +14m +14 / -0
      :#marseyagreefast:

        ManBearFridge +14m +14 / -0
        :#marseyagreefast:

          ManBearFridge +14m +14 / -0
          :#marseyagreefast:

            ManBearFridge +14m +14 / -0
            :#marseyagreefast:

              ManBearFridge +14m +14 / -0
              :#marseyagreefast:

                ManBearFridge +14m +14 / -0
                :#marseyagreefast:

                  ManBearFridge +14m +14 / -0
                  :#marseyagreefast:

                    ManBearFridge +14m +14 / -0
                    :#marseyagreefast:

                      ManBearFridge +14m +14 / -0
                      :#marseyagreefast:

                        ManBearFridge +14m +14 / -0
                        :#marseyagreefast:

                          ManBearFridge +14m +14 / -0
                          :#marseyagreefast:

                            ManBearF

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-08-18T15Z
HOLE: anime
TITLE: :marseyreading: :marseynerd: :marseyweeb: :marseyneckbeard: :marseyautism:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
loli_esports +4m +14 / -0
I just want to fuck him

  nekobit +37s +10 / -0
  me too

    loli_esports +2m +8 / -0
    9gag told me you can't fuck a 14 year old, so I need to do research. Any ideas?

      nekobit +1m +7 / -0
      if he's 14 you can't do anything. sorry.

        loli_esports +2m +6 / -0
        {IMG}

      FurryNationalism +1h +3 / -0
      There's a lot of people on 9gag with a lot of very specific interests.

  ACA +31m +8 / -0
  {IMG}

    loli_esports +3m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

  DrFateHoids +1h +2 / -0
  :#marseyhomosupremacist:

  WeihnachtenSalvador +1h +1 / -0
  I think he is a girl, he is a girl in the anime

    loli_esports +22m +2 / -0
    i dont care

      WeihnachtenSalvador +12m +1 / -0
      He is a bit older in anime and there is a kissing moment with a boy so he is a girl

        loli_esports +10m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          WeihnachtenSalvador +15m +2 / -0
          I was wrong he is a boy

            loli_esports +23m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

Cao_Cao +14m +8 / -0
Fun fact: The original author of this work was a 19 year old student who wanted to make a manga about being a student. He

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-02T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord: :marseydiscord:

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-08-11T02Z
HOLE: anime
TITLE: this is cirno
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +9 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
userturkey13 +4h +1 / -0
I hate anime so much it's unreal

nekobit +53s +1 / -0
{IMG}

  nekobit +14s +1 / -0
  {IMG}otteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotteotte

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-08-04T16Z
HOLE: anime
TITLE: :marseyexcited: how is it that no one has posted this yet? :marseyexcited:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +11 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +10m +4 / -0
I was going to make a comment but I'm not even going to bother trying to find the right picture.
{GIF}

  nekobit +17m +2 / -0
  > I was going to make a comment
  > I'm not even going to bother trying to find the right picture.
  > {GIF}
  :marseybigbrain:

trickleyum +3h +2 / -0
This is a good one.u

  nekobit +3h +2 / -0
  > This is a good one. :marseybigbrain:
  :marseybigbrain:
  :marseybigbrain:
  :marseybigbrain:
  :marseybigbrain:uu

  nekobit +1d +2 / -0
  @trickleyum
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}
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  {IMG}
  {IMG}
  {IMG}

    trickleyum +1h +2 / -0
    omgu! :marseylove:

      nekobit +15m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        trickleyum +3m +2 / -0
        https://www.instagram.com/p/CFi3w7Rg8lV/u

          nekobit +6m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            trickleyum +10m +2 / -0
            https://www.instagram.com/p/CDZBq4egKjF/ (2017) :marseylove:

              nekobit +47m +2 / -0
              {IMG}

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-08-15T00Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: :marseypenguin: Ubuntu :marseypenguin: :marseymini: to drop support for the Unity Desktop Environment :marseytabletired2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +55 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>Ubuntu 22.10 will not include Unity, and there will be no more Unity releases.
:#marseyitsover:
I guess they're sticking with GNOME for now, idk I don't really use the GNOME desktop
COMMENTS:
iStillMissEd +3m +25 / -0
> I guess they're sticking with GNOME for now
gnome is awful, don't even get me started on wayland

  nekobit +2m +17 / -0
  Wayland is great though, it's just that GNOME isn't well optimized for it, I use i3 with Wayland and it's great

    iStillMissEd +2m +12 / -0
    > Wayland is great though
    no it's not. It's just a glorified xorg replacement that doesn't do half the things xorg does.
    > it's just that GNOME isn't well optimized for it, I use i3 with Wayland and it's great
    t. literally who

      nekobit +1m +16 / -0
      > it's just that GNOME isn't well optimized for it, I use i3 with Wayland and it's great
      > t. literally who
      :#marseynerd:

      pH +34m +9 / -0
      Wayland is a nice idea in theory, but I've yet to see any implementation of it that isn't a dogshit pile of garbage that causes massive problems, is incredibly buggy, and is overall worse than xorg
      The wayland people are a bunch of faggots who are doing a bunch of things wrong for no reason, they have to try so hard to make it the 'right' way to do things (it isn't, it's just way too complex and bloated and convoluted)

        iStillMissEd +13m +7 / -0
        > The wayland people are a bunch of cute twinks who are doing a

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2023-01-01T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Happy New Year and Fuck You! :marseyfuckyou: :marseyfuckyou: :marseyfuckyou:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +35 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Happy New Year and Fuck You! :marseyfuckyou: :marseyfuckyou: :marseyfuckyou:
I love you guys :marseyblowkiss:
COMMENTS:
Penny +12m +14 / -0
{IMG}

  nekobit +24m +11 / -0
  :marseylove:

    Penny +7m +8 / -0
    :@neko_bittlove:

  johnnypoop +14m +7 / -0
  Why are you so good at marseys

    Penny +4m +8 / -0
    i'm not ig but i been told i'm good at em so 😌😌

      johnnypoop +1m +6 / -0
      I'm just surprised you're so good at it. I thought you were a girl?

        Penny +5m +7 / -0
        :marseydisagree: no imma cac

          johnnypoop +4m +7 / -0
          :#marseyitsover:

            Penny +1m +7 / -0
            :#marseycheerupretard:

              johnnypoop +1m +6 / -0
              :#marseylove:

          Dramacel +1h +5 / -0
          >imma cac
          :#marseyblackface:
          TRANS LIVES MATTER

            Penny +4m +4 / -0
            :#marseyconfused:

              Dramacel +34s +4 / -0
              >imma cac
              >trans lives matter

                Penny +1m +4 / -0
                :#marseyfacepalm:

                  Dramacel +4m +2 / -0
                  :#marseyxd:
                  trans lives matter

                    Penny +2m +2 / -0
                    :#marseymeds:

                      Dramacel

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-06-17T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [BETTING THREAD] How long until Carp dies?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
##2022## (he will be 26)
##2023## (he will be 27)
##2024## (he will be 28)
##2025## (he will be 29)
##2026## (he will be 30)
##2027## (he will be 31)
##2028## (he will be 32)
##2029## (he will be 33)
##2030## (he will be 34)
##2031## (he will be 35)
##2032## (he will be 36)
##2033## (he will be 37)
##2034## (he will be 38)
##2035## (he will be 39)
##2036## (he will be 40)
##2037## (he will be 41)
##2038## (he will be 42)
##2039## (he will be 43)
##2040## (he will be 44)
##2041## (he will be 45)
##2042## (he will be 46)
##2043## (he will be 47)
##2044## (he will be 48)
##2045## (he will be 49)
##2046## (he will be 50)
##2047## (he will be 51)
##2048## (he will be 52)
##2049## (he will be 53)
##2050## (he will be 54)
##2051## (he will be 55)
##2052## (he will be 56)
##2053## (he will be 57)
##205

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2023-01-02T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Marsey Pixel Art] Marsey's 1st Birthday - 192x192
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +264 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Happy 1st birthday Marsey!
COMMENTS:
YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +2m +36 / -0
Marsey is the next great American artist. She will be remembered for her stunning work.
{IMG}

  nekobit +1m +31 / -0
  I will be remembered for my stunning work

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +2m +22 / -0
    We will remember you for your stunning work. You have my word.

      nekobit +1m +20 / -0
      :#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove:

    Nixoncrats_for_trump +20m +16 / -0
    We will remember you for your stunning work. You have my word.

      nekobit +15m +14 / -0
      :#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove:

    BrokeBackBuck +1h +8 / -0
    I will be remembered for my stunning work

    GigaVaccinator +1h +7 / -0
    We will remember you for your stunning work. You have my word.

      nekobit +5m +6 / -0
      :#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove:

        GigaVaccinator +1m +6 / -0
        I will be remembered for my stunning work

          nekobit +5m +6 / -0
          :#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove::#marseylove:

            GigaVaccinator +5m +6 / -0
            We will remember you for your stunning work. You have

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-02T12Z
HOLE: anime
TITLE: (lol) This is what's on my desktop
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +7 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +2m +1 / -0
So much better than that fat dog in the other thread.
And that guy with the anime girl as a cat.
What a pair of losers.
{IMG}

  nekobit +1m +3 / -0
  why do you hate cute things

    Cao_Cao +1m +2 / -0
    If you find them cute then you are a faggot..

      nekobit +1m +3 / -0
      :marseycope:

        Cao_Cao +3m +1 / -0
        {IMG}

  JohnDevereaux +14m +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    Cao_Cao +4m +2 / -0
    {GIF}

      JohnDevereaux +2m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        Cao_Cao +21m +1 / -0
        {GIF}ottom

          JohnDevereaux +3m +1 / -0
          {IMG}

  NO +15h +1 / -0
  What anime girl as a cat?. I only see dog and fat cat.

    Cao_Cao +1h +1 / -0
    {IMG}

      NO +5m +1 / -0
      Oh. I saw the chad cat and was confused...

        Cao_Cao +3m +1 / -0
        The Chad cat is very cute.. He would look better if his ear was uncut tho. I'd have a thing for him.

          NO +1m +1 / -0
          Tbh the chad cat is almost as bad as the dog. At least the dog is a fatass.

            Cao_Cao +6m +1 / -0
            > the dog is a fatass
            {IMG}

              NO +2m +1 / -0
              100% unironically my fav dog on the site.

                Cao_Cao

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-06T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I will be going on a 2 week vacation, I will be back on the 15th, take care of my hole :marseywave2:
COMMENTS:
TwoLargeSnakesMating +12m +10 / -0
!remindme 2 weeks

  nekobit +28m +5 / -0
  I'll remember when I come back

    TwoLargeSnakesMating +15m +5 / -0
    :#marseyxdoubt:

      nekobit +3h +4 / -0
      I remember

    zombiecel +2h +2 / -0
    :marseyautism:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +4 / -0
  !remindme 2 weeks

S +10m +6 / -0
!remindme 14 days

  S +10d +1 / -0
  :marseyxdoubt:

nekobit +56m +4 / -0
@Aevann you aight? me

  Aevann +33m +4 / -0
  yeah

    nekobit +3h +2 / -0
    I'll be back soon

zombiecel +3h +2 / -0
!remindme 2 weeks

nekobit +10d +2 / -0
@Aevann I'm back you may unban me now :marseyexcited: me me

  Aevann +1

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-11-26T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagalaska: :marseyflagalaska: :marseyflagalaska: :marseyflagalaska: :marseyflagalaska: :marseyflagalaska: :marseyflagalaska: :marseyflagalaska:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyflagalaska:
COMMENTS:
DickButtKiss +1h +2 / -0
Alaska is a fine state. Only reason people don't like it is cuz it's too cold and because of the bear problem. Plus it's a little too isolated from the rest of the country
Trans lives matter

  nekobit +15h +1 / -0
  I want to move there and live in a cabin in the woods

    DickButtKiss +3h +1 / -0
    Yeah me too
    Trans lives matter

      nekobit +3h +1 / -0
      I just want to live in the wilderness and be a hermit :marseyxd:

        DickButtKiss +47m +1 / -0
        Same. But I would still want to be able to get in contact with the outside world if needed. Maybe make some friends with other hermits and build a mini community
        Trans lives matter

          nekobit +37m +1 / -0
          I'd have a generator and a radio receiver (if I had internet, I'd be using a cellular router like a raspberry pi pico with a 4G module and a battery bank) but I'd just be a hermit that would go into the woods to live in the wilderness. I'd get internet by driving into town and leaving my laptop connected to the generator, and then I'd have my laptop charge up while I'm out and about. It'd be like a nomad life but I'd be on the other side of the world. I'd probably have a Raspberry Pi or something too

            DickButtKiss +1h +1 / -0
            I would prefer to stay connected. But I do think there is a real danger in being so connected. That's why

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-09-19T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseywholesome: Redditor gets the heckin wholesome award for telling someone to get help
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +47 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [They're a 24 year old adult, not a child. You're making the mistake of thinking you're parenting someone. You're not. You're trying to give advice to someone who is clearly mentally ill. Stop. You're not the parent. You're not a therapist. You're just someone trying to be a good person. Stop trying to parent someone. They're not your kid. They're not your problem. They're not your responsibility. They're not your job. They're not your fault. They're not your problem to solve. They're not your job to fix. They're not your fault to blame. They're not your problem to worry about. They're not your job to take care of. They're not your fault to take responsibility for. They're not your problem to solve. They're not your job to fix. They're not your fault to blame. They're not your problem to worry about. They're not your job to take care of. They're not your fault to take responsibility for. They're not your problem to solve. They're not your job to fix. They're not your fault to blame. They're not your problem to worry about. They're not your job to take care of. They're not your fault to take responsibility for. They're not your problem to solve. They're not your job to fix. They're not your fault to blame. They're not your problem to worry about. They're not your job to take care of. They're not your fault to take responsibility for. They're not your problem to solve. They're not your job to fix. They're not your fault to blame. They're not your problem to worry about. They're not your job to take care of. They're not your fault to take responsibility for. They're not your problem to solve. They're not your job to fix. They're not your fault to blame. They're not your problem to worry about. They're not your job to take care of. They're not your fault to take responsibility for. They're not your problem to solve. They're not your job to fix.

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-13T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [CHALLENGE] Fatties
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm a skinny skinny man, so skinny I can fit in any woman, I can fit in any hole, any crack, I'm so skinny I can fit in a shoe, I can fit in a broom, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack, I can fit in a hole, a crack,

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-11-01T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Omg we have a :marseytrain: on the sidebar
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseytrain:
COMMENTS:
userturkey13 +3m +3 / -0
Marsey is so cute :marseyinabox:y :marseysad:

  nekobit +34s +3 / -0
  :marseyinabox:y :marseysad:

    userturkey13 +2m +3 / -0
    :marseyinabox: :marseysad:y

      nekobit +1m +3 / -0
      :marseyinabox: :marseysad: :marseyinabox: :marseysad: :marseyinabox: :marseysad: :marseyinabox: :marseysad: :marseyinabox: :marseysad:

        userturkey13 +1m +3 / -0
        :marseyinabox: :marseysad: :marseyinabox: :marseysad: :marseyinabox: :marseysad: :marseyinabox: :marseysad: :marseyinabox: :marseysad:

          nekobit +44s +3 / -0
          :marseyinabox: :marseysad: :marseyinabox: :marseysad: :marseyinabox: :marseysad: :marseyinabox: :marseysad: :marseyinabox: :marseysad:y

            userturkey13 +52s +3 / -0
            :marseyinabox: :marseysad: :marseyinabox: :marseysad: :marseyinabox: :marseysad: :marseyinabox: :marseysad: :marseyinabox: :marseysad: :marseyinabox: :marseysad

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-09-27T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: LIES - How you are being lied to about the .win site
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Before I begin, I would like to clarify that I am not an admin of .win, nor do I have any affiliation with the site. I am simply a user who has been following the site for some time and has noticed some concerning issues.
I am not saying that the .win site is not a great place for discussion and debate. However, I am concerned about the way in which some of the site's users are being treated. I have seen many posts that seem to be intended to harass or intimidate other users. I have also seen many posts that seem to be intended to spread misinformation.
I am not saying that the .win site is a bad place for discussion and debate. However, I am concerned about the way in which some of the site's users are being treated. I have seen many posts that seem to be intended to harass or intimidate other users. I have also seen many posts that seem to be intended to spread misinformation.
I am not saying that the .win site is a bad place for discussion and debate. However, I am concerned about the way in which some of the site's users are being treated. I have seen many posts that seem to be intended to harass or intimidate other users. I have also seen many posts that seem to be intended to spread misinformation.
I am not saying that the .win site is a bad place for discussion and debate. However, I am concerned about the way in which some of the site's users are being treated. I have seen many posts that seem to be intended to harass or intimidate other users. I have also seen many posts that seem to be intended to spread misinformation.
I am not saying that the .win site is a bad place for discussion and debate. However, I am concerned about the way in which some of the site's users are being treated. I have seen many posts that seem to be intended to harass or intimidate other users. I have also seen many posts that seem to be intended to spread misinformation.
I am not saying that the .win site is a bad place for discussion and debate. However, I am concerned about the way in which some of the site's users are being treated. I have seen many posts that seem to be intended

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-17T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I love you rdrama :marseylove:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +67 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I love you rdrama :marseylove:
COMMENTS:
IlIIlIlIlIlIl +3m +22 / -1
{IMG}

  nekobit +3m +11 / -0
  what the fuck is this lol

    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +2m +26 / -0
    :#marseyseethe:

      nekobit +17m +10 / -0
      fuck

  BussydoFollower +11m +6 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

    nekobit +7m +7 / -0
    I love you bussydo :marseylove:

      BussydoFollower +26m +5 / -0
      I love you too :marseylove:

  TheOverSeether +58m +4 / -0
  :marseywave: :!marseywave2:
  :#marseysoypoint:

MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +15 / -0
:#marseyill:

  nekobit +1m +12 / -0
  :#marseyfluffy:
  I love you mimwee

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +28s +10 / -0
    :marseylove:

    Dramacel +1h +3 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

  Dramacel +1h +4 / -0
  :#marseyill: :#marseycheerup:

  TheOverSeether +59m +4 / -0
  :#marseyillpat:

peepeehands +2m +13 / -0
:#marseyglow:

  nekobit +3m +11 / -0
  I love you peepeehands :marseylove:

    peepeehands +4m +11 / -0
    :#marseybl

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-06-10T01Z
HOLE: slackernews
TITLE: I will be going to a conference in 1 week, I will be presenting my new product, I will be in a hotel room in a hotel, and I am going to record my hotel room and stream it on rdrama
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyexcited:
COMMENTS:
CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1m +13 / -0
>not taking a bunch of benzos and filming it
NGMI

  nekobit +1m +12 / -0
  I've done that before lol

    CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +4m +10 / -0
    :marseykneel:

      nekobit +5m +14 / -0
      I've taken so many benzos my brain is fucked up, so I just go outside and talk to people and do stuff

        CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1m +11 / -0
        Based and /r/antiworkpilled

          nekobit +4m +12 / -0
          I don't even like benzos I just take them and enjoy the feeling

            CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1h +6 / -0
            :marseydepressed:

        DrFateHoids +3h +4 / -0
        Based and wiggerpilled

        searcher +1d +1 / -0
        benzos are great they just make me want to talk about things all the time

Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +10 / -0
What product are you presenting?

  nekobit +1m +11 / -0
  A product that is being developed, but I won't say what it is, it's under NDA

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +12 / -0
    I understand, I hope its as cool as the nekobit

      nekobit +5m +10 / -0
      Well if you want to know about it, I can tell you a little about it.

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-08-20T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [CROSSPOST] AITA for leaving my wife and kids because my wife didn't like my new haircut?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> **AITA for leaving my wife and kids because my wife didn't like my new haircut?**
> I'm 30 years old and I've been married to my wife for 5 years. We have two kids, a 6 year old son and a 4 year old daughter. I've always been a little bit of a rebel when it comes to fashion and I've always liked to experiment with my hair.
> A few weeks ago, I decided to get a new haircut. I went to a salon and got a buzz cut. I thought it looked great and I was really happy with it. When I got home, I showed my wife and kids my new haircut and they all loved it.
> My wife, however, was not happy with it. She told me that she didn't like my new haircut and that it made me look like a punk rocker. She told me that I should have gotten a more traditional haircut that would be more appropriate for a father of two.
> I was really hurt by her comment and I felt like she was attacking me. I told her that she was being ridiculous and that I didn't care what she thought about my haircut. I then told her that I was leaving her and the kids and that I would be staying at my parents' house.
> My wife was shocked and she begged me not to leave her and the kids. She told me that she was sorry for her comment and that she didn't mean to hurt me. I told her that I couldn't stay with her and the kids if she was going to be so critical of me. I then packed up my stuff and left her and the kids.
> AITA for leaving my wife and kids because my wife didn't like my new haircut?
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +3m +11 / -0
Holy shit that’s exactly what I would have done lmao
I’d never let a woman talk to me like that. I’d have taken my kids and left too. How dare she.

  nekobit +46s +5 / -0
  Thanks, I appreciate the support

    car

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-12-01T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What is a good way to make a bait sub? I've had an idea, but I don't know how to get started
URL: N/A
VOTES: +25 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's a bit of a long story but I had an idea for a bait sub, I don't think it's been done before but I can't find anything similar, and it's actually an interesting idea that has a lot of potential. I'm not going to say it now because I'm still working on the idea. However, I'm trying to get some ideas on how to start off a bait sub, and what are some good ideas to make it successful.
I think it's a good idea, but I'm not sure how to start off. I don't know how to get people to join, or how to get the sub to take off. I've tried looking at other bait subs, but I don't know how to start off a bait sub. I've tried looking at other bait subs, but I don't know how to start off a bait sub. I've tried looking at other bait subs, but I don't know how to start off a bait sub.
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +3m +22 / -0
> I'm not going to say it now
You have my full attention now :marseyquestion:

  nekobit +1m +14 / -0
  I'm going to say it :marseytroublemaker:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +16 / -0
    :marseyantiwork2:

    GerberBaby +1h +5 / -0
    What is it? :marseybegging:

      nekobit +2m +4 / -0
      I have to make sure its not already a thing

        Mello_luvr +1h +3 / -0
        https://rdrama.net/post/127992/what-is-a-good-way-to
        This post is bait and has been debunked
        :#marseybaited:

  BigBussyHunter +12s +13 / -0
  :marseysoypoint:
  Golden question mark! The mystery will be solved!

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-13T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: rdrama 41% statistics
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I wonder what the statistics are for people who join rdrama, then 41% themselves. I'm sure it's a large number
COMMENTS:
DaddyReagan +3m +13 / -0
I'm convinced it's a good number of people who join rdrama, then 41% themselves

  nekobit +5m +7 / -0
  :marseyitsover:

  Roadrash +1m +6 / -0
  :marsey41:

  TheOverSeether +2h +3 / -0
  :marsey41: :marseylaugh:

Certifiedbussyoperator +4m +4 / -0
41% of the time it works 100% of the times

  nekobit +6m +3 / -0
  :marseytroublemaker:

antiracist_tulpa +1h +2 / -0
I just want to make a spreadsheet of users who have 41%'d themselves :marseyautism:

  nekobit +1m +2 / -0
  I just want to make a spreadsheet of users who have 41%'d themselves :marseyautism:

    antiracist_tulpa +3m +2 / -0
    :#marseywholesome:ed

      nekobit +5m +2 / -0
      :#marseywholesome:ing

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +1 / -0
I wonder what the statistics are for people who join rdrama, then 41% themselves. I'm sure it's a large numbered

  nekobit +22m +1 / -0
  :marsey41: :marsey41: :marsey41: :marsey41: :marsey41:

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +3m +1 / -0
    :#marsey41: :#marsey

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AUTHOR: nekobit
DATE: 2022-07-19T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: That's right, I'm a janny :marseyjanny: :marseyjanny2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +147 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm neko I'm a janny I like to help other people, I like to be helpful, I'm neko I'm a janny I like to help other people, I like to be helpful, I'm neko I'm a janny I like to help other people, I like to be helpful, I'm neko I'm a janny I like to help other people, I like to be helpful, I'm neko I'm a janny I like to help other people, I like to be helpful, I'm neko I'm a janny I like to help other people, I like to be helpful, I'm neko I'm a janny I like to help other people, I like to be helpful, I'm neko I'm a janny I like to help other people, I like to be helpful, I'm neko I'm a janny I like to help other people, I like to be helpful, I'm neko I'm a janny I like to help other people, I like to be helpful, I'm neko I'm a janny I like to help other people, I like to be helpful, I'm neko I'm a janny I like to help other people, I like to be helpful, I'm neko I'm a janny I like to help other people, I like to be helpful, I'm neko I'm a janny I like to help other people, I like to be helpful, I'm neko I'm a janny I like to help other people, I like to be helpful, I'm neko I'm a janny I like to help other people, I like to be helpful, I'm neko I'm a janny I like to help other people, I like to be helpful, I'm neko I'm a janny I like to help other people, I like to be helpful, I'm neko I'm a janny I like to help other people, I like to be helpful, I'm neko I'm a janny I like to help other people, I like to be helpful

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-05-24T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfloyd: I can't breathe :marseyfloyd:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyfloyd:
COMMENTS:
Maximus +50s +6 / -0
:#marseyfloydpat:

Salamander +1m +5 / -0
:#!marseyfloydpat:

WootFatigue +1m +3 / -0
Marsey Sneed

  NeolibKong +1m +2 / -0
  :#marseysneed: me

Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  NeolibKong +3m +2 / -0
  :#marseysneed:

NeolibKong +4m +2 / -0
@Modern_Major_General
{IMG} me

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +2 / -0
  I wasnt really sure what to do with it. I was thinking of making it a marsey sneed. I guess I could make a different one.

    NeolibKong +1m +2 / -0
    I was thinking maybe something like the Marsey holding his own throat

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +2 / -0
      Well I don't know how to use the software so I might have to find someone to do it.

        NeolibKong +1m +2 / -0
        I'll try to find someone too

          Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +2 / -0
          :marseylove: :marseylove:

            NeolibKong +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseylove: me

              Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +2 / -0
              :marseyfloyd:

                NeolibKong +1m +2 / -0
                :#marseyfloyd: ot me

                  Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +2 / -0
                  :marseyfloyd:ott me

                    NeolibKong +1m

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-02-26T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm sorry but it's time to say it: this is a foid post
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#!marseydisagree:
COMMENTS:
NeolibKong +1m +5 / -0
@Penny @FrozenChosen @The_Homocracy @Modern_Major_General @sirpingsalot @Gr8B8M8

  Penny +3m +5 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

  Dramacel +2m +4 / -0
  wtf is wrong with you

    NeolibKong +2m +4 / -0
    I don't know. I'm just trying to get a rise out of you.

      Dramacel +5m +3 / -0
      {IMG}

  FrozenChosen +2m +4 / -0
  I’m not a foid, I’m a woman.

    NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
    You can't escape this. You are a foid now.

      FrozenChosen +1m +4 / -0
      @drtransmisia what do you think? :marseyshy:

        NeolibKong +1m +5 / -0
        @drtransmisia please do your job and change her

          Dramacel +5m +5 / -0
          :marseydisagree:
          a woman cannot be a foid. a foid is a woman, a woman cannot be a foid

            NeolibKong +5m +3 / -0
            :#marseyhesright:

  Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +4 / -0
  I don't know what this is about but your pfp is a pokemon and I will not stand for that.

    NeolibKong +1m +4 / -0
    Pokemon go outside, nerd

      Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +4 / -0
      I have a pokedex and a ball on my phone, I am outside.

  The_Homocracy +1m +4 / -0
  This is a man's space. A

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2023-03-23T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What's the best way to flirt with a dramafoid?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think my favorite way to flirt with someone is by telling them about how much I love them, and how much I want to be with them. I also like to send them pictures of myself, and ask them to send me pictures of themselves. I also like to send them pictures of other people, and ask them to send me pictures of other people. I also like to send them pictures of animals, and ask them to send me pictures of animals.
COMMENTS:
Losercel +2m +12 / -0
Send her a picture of her feet

  NeolibKong +1m +9 / -0
  :marseythinkorino:

johnnypoop +1m +11 / -0
Hit her up first

  NeolibKong +1m +8 / -0
  But I'm shy

    johnnypoop +4m +12 / -0
    :#marseyitsover:

      NeolibKong +1m +9 / -0
      I know :marseydeadinside:

        johnnypoop +1m +8 / -0
        You just have to step outside your comfort zone and send her a message, if she ignores you, you're not worth her time

          NeolibKong +4m +8 / -0
          I know I'm not worth her time but it's the thought that counts right?

            johnnypoop +2m +8 / -0
            Honestly, if you're not gonna take action and risk rejection you might as well not try at all

              NeolibKong +4m +6 / -0
              I'm not gonna take action and risk rejection because I'm shy

                johnnypoop +1m +8 / -0
                Just message her and say "hey"

                  NeolibKong +1m +4 / -0
                  I know but I'm not gonna

                    johnnypoop +2m +5 / -0
                    You won't get anywhere in life if you don't take initiative

                      NeolibKong +1m +4

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-05-13T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: So I was talking to a girl and asked her out. She asked me what I'm looking for and I said, "A girlfriend." She said, "No thanks. I'm looking for a boyfriend."
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
What did she mean by this?
COMMENTS:
WeihnachtenSalvador +1m +5 / -0
She is a bisexual

  NeolibKong +2m +3 / -0
  No, she's straight. She told me that she doesn't want to be in a relationship with a man because she doesn't want to get pregnant and be a mother.

    WeihnachtenSalvador +10m +2 / -0
    Well you could be her first gay bf

    Dramacel +59m +2 / -0
    >she doesn't want to get pregnant and be a mother
    :#marseyfoidretard: :#marseyextinction:

    MoidAppreciator +12h +2 / -0
    Why would you want that?

      NeolibKong +1h +1 / -0
      I mean I'm not against it but I was just asking a question.

Dramacel +1h +2 / -0
:#marseyfeminist:, you will never be a woman

NeolibKong +4m +1 / -0
Oh also btw she's 17 years old. I know that's a bit young for me (23) but she was telling me that she's a minor in her country (yeah I know I'm not supposed to ask but it's her country and not mine) so she can't be in a relationship with me because she's underaged. What should I do?

  WeihnachtenSalvador +6m +1 / -0
  Go to her country and bang her

    NeolibKong +3m +1 / -0
    She's from Russia and I don't want to get raped by the police there. It's also not like I don't want to go there. I mean she's cute and I want to see the world and all that. But I don't want to risk my life.

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-05-21T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Where are all the cute twinks at?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I miss @absinthe and @mrpenny
COMMENTS:
GT +4m +5 / -0
In the great beyond
{IMG}

Penny +3m +5 / -0
I got exiled :marseydepressed: I was having a manic episode n I’m so sorry for the words I left behind

  NeolibKong +10m +4 / -0
  Just get better and come back :marseylove:

    Penny +3m +4 / -0
    :marseyhearts: I will bb 🥺😭

      NeolibKong +1m +4 / -0
      I miss you already :marseylove:

        Penny +10m +4 / -0
        :marseylove: I miss u too bb

          NeolibKong +2m +4 / -0
          You're the only black person I know who isn't racist :marseylove:

            Penny +13m +4 / -0
            :marseyjam: it’s ok bb I ain’t got a problem with u 💁🏾‍♀️

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +29m +4 / -0
  You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
  All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
  Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
  You will never be happy. You wrench out

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-04-08T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bait idea: fake a srd post about banning the right wing from r/place
URL: N/A
VOTES: +33 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You can't even post links in srd, it's perfect.
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +1m +20 / -0
This has been done, see this post:
https://rdrama.net/post/57515/marseyoctopus2-dramatard-makes-srd-jannies-very

  NeolibKong +1m +7 / -0
  Oh damn, I didn't see that one. Good idea though!

  Allende +13m +5 / -0
  :#marseyoctopus2:

HOTEP +1m +15 / -0
I’m gonna be a SRD mod in a few hours. I’ll do it.

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +13 / -0
  >I’m gonna be a SRD mod in a few hours.
  :#marseybegging:

    HOTEP +2m +10 / -0
    I’m gonna get a bunch of mods banned from r/place and r/drama too. I’ll make sure to post the drama here.

      Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +8 / -0
      I love you so much bro

      zombiecel +1h +3 / -0
      We need to make sure to post the content you remove

  CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1h +4 / -0
  >I’m gonna be a SRD mod in a few hours
  :#marseykneel:

  Deforested +2h +2 / -0
  :marseybegging:

  TheOverSeether +2h +2 / -0
  :marseyparty:

X +1m +14 / -0
SRDines already made one about the rdrama flags
https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/SubredditDrama/comments/tb9kh7/reddit_admins_try_to_stop_users_from_placing_an/?sort=controversial

  NeolibKong +1m +11

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-07-20T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm not playing along with this discord drama
URL: N/A
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It's really stupid and I don't want to get banned
COMMENTS:
ChungusEnjoyer +1m +7 / -0
:marseytroublemaker: I can get you banned for not playing along

  NeolibKong +1m +6 / -0
  Do it

    ChungusEnjoyer +1m +7 / -0
    I do not have the power to ban users :marseysad:

      NeolibKong +1m +4 / -0
      I wish you did :marseydepressed:

        ChungusEnjoyer +1m +5 / -0
        I will still ban you from my heart

          NeolibKong +1m +4 / -0
          :marseyitsover:

            ChungusEnjoyer +1m +4 / -0
            :#marseycheerup:

      Unbroken +12h +1 / -0
      @aevann this is a clear violation of the gigajanny code of conduct

        ChungusEnjoyer +3m +1 / -0
        :marseypearlclutch:

  Penny +10m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    ChungusEnjoyer +1m +4 / -0
    :marseytroublemaker:yy

      Penny +1m +3 / -0
      :marseywave2:

  NeolibKong +5m +2 / -0
  :#marseyshook:

  BigBussyHunter +37m +2 / -0
  :marseyxd:
  This is true. I'm not allowed to play along because I don't want to get banned
  :marseysmug2:y
  :marseytroublemaker:

    Penny +14m +3 / -0
    {IMG}

      BigBussyHunter +2m +3 / -0
      :marseyxd:
      I don't know why I didn't think of that. I was trying to think of an appropriate

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-05-11T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The top post of all time in r/antiwork is about McDonalds
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork my_brother_was_just_fired_from_mcdonalds}
VOTES: +53 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I hope this makes you proud of your work
COMMENTS:
X +4m +68 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases:
:#marseystonetoss: antiwork?

  YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +10m +40 / -0
  [Society has failed them.]({TWEET: tariqnasheed})
  {IMG}

    PermaChudRanch +14m +35 / -0
    Tariq is the funniest antiwork poster

      YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1m +13 / -0
      He would be a better fit for r/antiwork than r/blackpeopletwitter.

    Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +34m +27 / -0
    >not working a real job
    >not being able to afford a house
    >not being able to afford a car
    >not being able to afford a wife
    >not being able to afford to have kids
    >not being able to afford to retire
    >not being able to afford to buy a dog
    >not being able to afford to pay for a gym membership
    >not being able to afford to go out to dinner with friends
    >not being able to afford to go on vacation
    >not being able to afford to pay for their hobbies
    >not being able to afford to pay for their healthcare
    >not being able to afford to pay for their education
    >not being able to afford to pay for their rent
    >not being able to afford to pay for their utilities
    >not being able to afford to pay for their internet
    >not being able to afford to pay for their phone
    >not being able to afford to pay for their car insurance
    >not being able to afford to pay for their health insurance
    >not being able to afford to pay for their life insurance
    >not being able to afford

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2023-04-05T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [UPDATE] My girlfriend (22F) told me (27M) she got her period on the first day of our first date and she is so insecure about it. : TrueOffMyChest
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_girlfriend_22f_told_me_27m_she_got_her_period}
VOTES: +66 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm not gonna lie, she's a 7/10 at best. I don't know what I was thinking, but I have a thing for insecure women. I told her I didn't care and she started crying and I was like, "Don't worry, I don't mind if you're on your period." She said she's never had a period on a first date before.
> She started apologizing again and I was like, "It's okay. It's not a big deal." I told her she should go home and change her pad and I'd meet her there. She said she didn't want to and I was like, "Okay, whatever."
> We ended up going to dinner and then back to her place. She was still bleeding and I was like, "Don't worry about it. It's not a big deal."
> We had sex and I came. I was so happy that I finally found someone who didn't care if I was on my period. I told her she was perfect and she was like, "No, I'm not. I'm just a mess."
> I told her she was perfect and she was like, "No, I'm not. I'm just a mess."
> I told her she was perfect and she was like, "No, I'm not. I'm just a mess."
> I told her she was perfect and she was like, "No, I'm not. I'm just a mess."
> I told her she was perfect and she was like, "No, I'm not. I'm just a mess."
> I told her she was perfect and she was like, "No, I'm not. I'm just a mess."
> I told her she was perfect and she was like, "No, I'm not. I'm just a mess."
> I told her she was perfect and she

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-05-21T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: rDrama.net - new website for losers
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is the perfect place for losers and losers who want to be losers
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +2m +3 / -0
:#marseycheerup:

  NeolibKong +2m +3 / -0
  #factcheck

BigBussyHunter +1m +3 / -0
:#marseyloveyou:

ChungusEnjoyer +1m +2 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:

Maximus +2m +2 / -0
:#marseyprotestyes:

TraderOfSouls +3m +2 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:

TraderOfSouls +1m +1 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:

TraderOfSouls +1m +1 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:

TraderOfSouls +1m +1 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:cott

TraderOfSouls +1m +1 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:

TraderOfSouls +1m +1 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:

TraderOfSouls +1m +1 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:

TraderOfSouls +1m +1 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:

TraderOfSouls +1m +1 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:

TraderOfSouls +1m +1 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:

TraderOfSouls +1m +1 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:so

TraderOfSouls +1m +1 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:

TraderOfSouls +1m +1 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:so

TraderOfSouls +1m +1 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:so

TraderOfSouls +1m +1 / -0
:#marseyagreefast:so

TraderOfSouls +1m +1 / -0
:#

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2023-07-19T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Anybody else here is feeling like shit?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I woke up with a sore throat and now I feel a little dizzy. I hate being sick.
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +1m +5 / -0
I have the flu and it is brutal. I was going to get my nails done today.

  NeolibKong +2m +4 / -0
  I'm also trying to get some work done but I'm feeling so lazy. I hate this flu :marseyill:

    FrozenChosen +2m +3 / -0
    I hope you get better soon :marseyblowkiss:

      NeolibKong +5m +3 / -0
      Thanks! I hope you do too!

MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +5 / -0
I'm pretty sick, I think I have the flu or something. I'm gonna go to bed and try and sleep it off

  NeolibKong +2m +4 / -0
  I feel the same. I wish I was the kind of person who can sleep like a rock and be fine after 12 hours, but I'm one of those who needs to be extra careful not to fuck it up even more.

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +3 / -0
    I feel like I'm gonna die, I'm so sick. I'm gonna go to bed now, hopefully I'll wake up feeling better

      NeolibKong +6m +3 / -0
      I'm praying for you. I hope you wake up feeling better too!

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +3 / -0
        I'll let you know if it helps

          NeolibKong +1m +2 / -0
          :#marseyandjesus:

Modern_Major_Jefferal +10m +4 / -0
I just had a booster shot, but I'm still feeling fine!

  NeolibKong +3m +2 / -0
  Good! I hope you stay healthy!

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +2 / -0
    Thanks!

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-04-05T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Some great new images of the future
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +23m +2 / -0
{IMG}

Dramamine +39m +2 / -0
{IMG}

  NeolibKong +4m +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      NeolibKong +1m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        Dramamine +2m +2 / -0
        {IMG}

          NeolibKong +2m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
            {IMG}

              NeolibKong +41s +2 / -0
              {IMG}

                Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  NeolibKong +1m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      NeolibKong +1m +2 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          NeolibKong +1m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Dramamine +2m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

                          NeolibKong +34s +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

                          NeolibKong +2m +2 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Dramamine +1m +2 / -0
                            {IMG}

                            NeolibKong +20s +1 / -0
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NeolibKong +1m +1 / -0
{IMG}

NeolibKong +1m +1 / -0
{IMG}

NeolibKong +1m +1 / -0
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NeolibKong +1m +1 / -0
{IMG}

NeolibKong +1m +1 / -0
{IMG}

NeolibKong +

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-06-09T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: @Carpathianflorist
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
@Carpathianflorist
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +5 / -0
:#marseywave2:

  NeolibKong +46s +5 / -0
  :#marseylove:

    carpathianflorist +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseylove:

      NeolibKong +2m +4 / -0
      Hey carp, can I have the [marsey award](https://rdrama.net/post/75656/the-official-marsey-award-2022/2092216?context=8#context)? I just lost all my DC and I need to pin my posts again :(

        carpathianflorist +1m +4 / -0
        @aevann

          NeolibKong +1m +4 / -0
          :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove:

        Aevann +2h +3 / -0
        done king

          NeolibKong +11m +3 / -0
          :#marseylove: :#marseylove: :#marseylove:

            Aevann +2m +3 / -0
            :#marseyblowkiss:

              NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
              :#marseylove:

                Aevann +2m +3 / -0
                :#marseyblowkiss:

                  NeolibKong +2m +3 / -0
                  :#marseyblowkiss:

                    Aevann +41m +3 / -0
                    :#marseyblowkiss:

                      NeolibKong +14m +3 / -0
                      :#marseyblowkiss:

                        Aevann +1m +3 / -0
                        :#marseyblowkiss:

                          NeolibKong +2

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-05-06T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Carp. Can you explain to me what is going on?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I literally have no idea what's happening. I don't know how to get unblocked, I don't know what to do. I don't know if I should go to the doctor or call an ambulance. I don't know. Can you please explain to me what's happening?
COMMENTS:
Lv999_Lich_King +3m +13 / -0
you're probably just retarded

  NeolibKong +3m +6 / -0
  I'm not retarded, I'm just really confused

    Lv999_Lich_King +1m +11 / -0
    yeah no shit

      NeolibKong +2m +6 / -0
      I'm not no shit, I'm just confused

        Lv999_Lich_King +5m +10 / -0
        you're confused
        :marseyagree:

          NeolibKong +4m +6 / -0
          I'm not confused, I'm just confused

            Lv999_Lich_King +3m +10 / -0
            You're a confused confused
            :marseyagreefast:

              NeolibKong +5m +5 / -0
              I'm not a confused confused, I'm just confused

                Lv999_Lich_King +3m +8 / -0
                you're a confused confused confused
                :marseyagreefast:

                  NeolibKong +1m +5 / -0
                  I'm not a confused confused confused, I'm just confused

                    Lv999_Lich_King +2m +8 / -0
                    :marseyagreefast:
                    you're a confused confused confused confused

                      NeolibKong +2m +5 / -0
                      I'm not a confused confused confused confused, I'm just confused

                        Lv999_Lich_King +3m +8 / -0
                        you're a confused confused confused confused confused
                        :marseyagreefast:

                          NeolibKong +51s +4 /

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2023-11-27T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Bitch, I'm not a nazi, I'm a nigger!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +57 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +5m +14 / -1
I have a feeling this is gonna be a thing for a while

  FormerLurKONG +5m +14 / -0
  :#marseyagree:
  @Aevann this site has been on the verge of shutting down since the 1960s. It's not looking good.

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +10m +9 / -1
    I dont know how anyone could look at this site and think it has ever been on the verge of shutting down. Its a vibrant community of wonderful people.

      FormerLurKONG +3m +7 / -0
      :#marseydisagree:

    Aevann +2m +9 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

      FormerLurKONG +10m +5 / -0
      :#marseysmughips: Did you see my effort post from earlier

  NeolibKong +4m +8 / -0
  It's a thing that will get us banned from reddit and twitter

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +11m +9 / -1
    Who cares? We don't even use those.

      NeolibKong +2m +6 / -0
      But I do

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +4 / -1
        :marseyyikes:

          NeolibKong +2m +4 / -0
          {IMG}

            Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +3 / -1
            :marseysquint:

              NeolibKong +1m +4 / -0
              {IMG}

                Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +2 / -1
                :marseyannoyed:

                  NeolibKong +1m +2 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +2 / -1
                    :

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-04-08T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Should I invest in NFTs?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
A friend of mine told me I should invest in NFTs because it's the future. What are your thoughts?
COMMENTS:
userturkey13 +1m +10 / -0
You should invest in NFTs because they are the future. If you don't you will become poor and die.

  NeolibKong +3m +4 / -0
  Is it a scam?

    userturkey13 +23s +6 / -0
    Yes

      NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
      I'm confused because I thought I'm supposed to invest in NFTs because it's the future but also it's a scam

        userturkey13 +25s +5 / -0
        You will become poor and die

          NeolibKong +2m +3 / -0
          I can't believe my friend would tell me this

            userturkey13 +1m +5 / -0
            He is an enemy of the state. Kill him.

              NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
              I'm sorry but I can't. He's my friend

                userturkey13 +55s +5 / -0
                You must do it. It is the only way.

                  NeolibKong +3m +3 / -0
                  I can't :(

                    userturkey13 +3m +4 / -0
                    Ok. It is not too late to redeem yourself. You will become poor and die.

                      NeolibKong +4m +2 / -0
                      I can't believe my friend would tell me this

                        userturkey13 +1m +4 / -0
                        He is an enemy of the state. Kill him.

                          NeolibKong +48s +2 / -0
                          I can't

                            userturkey13 +1m +4 / -0
                            You must do it. It is the only way.

  Enrico_Motassa +6m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-06-23T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: (Weekend discussion) What are your favorite movie/TV show duets?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Mine are:
1. Jaws and Jaws
2. Jaws and Jaws
3. Jaws and Jaws
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +2m +8 / -0
{GIF}

BigBussyHunter +3m +7 / -0
I think I like my movies and TV shows to be like a big buffet of actors. If I see the same two actors in something, I assume they are the only ones who were available for the role and they were just terrible. :marseydisagree:

  NeolibKong +2m +4 / -0
  {GIF}

  Cao_Cao +2m +2 / -0
  That's how it works. They're all bad.

Hopalong_McGurk +32m +5 / -0
{YOUTUBE}

  NeolibKong +4m +3 / -0
  oh yeah this one too!

  Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
  I miss that show. I've been rewatching it because of the new season. It's not as good as the first two seasons but the premise is still fun.

H +2m +3 / -0
{GIF}

  NeolibKong +1m +4 / -0
  {GIF}

Losercel +29m +3 / -0
I don't think I've ever seen a movie or TV show with two or more actors that I recognize.
This is not a flex btw.

  NeolibKong +2m +3 / -0
  {GIF}

  BrokeBackBuck +1h +2 / -0
  We are so different :marseydepressed:

    Losercel +2m +3 / -0
    If you don't know who me and you are then you are doing something right :marseythumbsup:

      BrokeBackBuck +1m +2 / -0
      How could I forget you're my role model :marseykneel:

        Losercel +6

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-04-07T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why do some people hate the LGBT community?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Bottom Text
COMMENTS:
Lycoris +2m +10 / -0
Because they’re annoying

  NeolibKong +3m +6 / -0
  I agree. If I can't get a blowjob, I'll just drink myself to death instead

  Dramamine +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseyagreefast:

Urboros +1h +5 / -0
I hate the LGBT community because they're insufferable and annoying, but I hate them more because they ruined the word "community" and I'm not even sure I can believe in it anymore. Like "Community" is the word that used to describe any group of people, and I used to think it was a "good" word, but now I think it's a "bad" word, because of the LGBT community, and now I'm not even sure I can believe in it anymore.
So I guess the answer is, I hate the LGBT community because they're insufferable and annoying, and because they ruined the word "community," and now I'm not even sure I can believe in it anymore.

  NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
  You're right. I forgot to include that they ruined the word "community" and now I'm not even sure I can believe in it anymore.

    Urboros +3m +2 / -0
    I think I have a good theory. The word "Community" used to describe any group of people, and I used to think it was a "good" word, but now I think it's a "bad" word, because of the LGBT community, and now I'm not even sure I can believe in it anymore.

      NeolibKong +2m +1 / -0
      They ruined the word "community", and now I'm not even sure I can believe in it anymore.

        Urboros +2m +2 / -0
        I think I have a good theory. The word "Community" used to describe any group of people, and I used to think it was a "good" word, but now I think it's a "bad

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-04-22T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why are you losers so obsessed with capeshit?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I just started watching the avengers endgame and I know it's not even good, but it's better than the shit you guys are watching
COMMENTS:
911roofer +14m +7 / -0
I like how Captain America beats up Hitler.

  NeolibKong +3m +4 / -0
  I like how the avengers finally win

  WootFatigue +22m +3 / -0
  I like how Thor and Captain America are both white.

    911roofer +1m +3 / -0
    I like how they’re both hot.

WootFatigue +33m +6 / -0
I enjoy the idea of being a superhero, but also would never want to be one.
I also enjoy having a relationship with a woman and also would never want to have a relationship with a woman.
I also enjoy eating healthy but also would never want to eat healthy.

  NeolibKong +3m +3 / -0
  >I also enjoy eating healthy but also would never want to eat healthy.
  Yeah but you're not a woman so you don't have to worry about that

    WootFatigue +1m +4 / -0
    I want to be a woman.

      NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
      So you're saying you should eat healthy?

        WootFatigue +2m +4 / -0
        I want to be a woman and eat healthy.

          NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
          :marseyeggirl:

        WootFatigue +2m +4 / -0
        Also I want to be a woman and eat healthy and have a relationship with a woman.

          NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
          :marseyeggirl:

            WootFatigue +5m +3 / -0
            I also want to be a woman and eat healthy and have a relationship with a woman and be a superhero.

              NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
              :m

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-03-10T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: A foid is trying to send me to the men's jail
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
What did I do???
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +1m +10 / -0
Tell her to make you a sandwich and let her out of jail. Problem solved.

  NeolibKong +3m +4 / -0
  She's an Arab, I think she'll like that

    Cao_Cao +4m +6 / -0
    >She
    >Arab
    >Foid
    I'm going to need more information.
    Edit: I looked it up. A lot of them are apparently some kind of Islamic Fundamentalist. I hope you aren't a mayo.

      NeolibKong +1m +4 / -0
      I'm dutch. I'll be fine.

        Cao_Cao +3m +6 / -0
        >I'm dutch
        {GIF}

          NeolibKong +3m +4 / -0
          I'm an aryan chad. Don't worry about me.

            Cao_Cao +1m +4 / -0
            {GIF}

              NeolibKong +4m +4 / -0
              {GIF}

  911roofer +1h +2 / -0
  Not for long.

Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +7 / -0
What did you do?
{IMG}

  NeolibKong +2m +8 / -0
  I hate to say it but I might have been a little racist against her.

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +5 / -0
    Thats pretty racist.

      NeolibKong +3m +5 / -0
      I know. I'm sorry.

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +6 / -0
        :marseyblowkiss: its ok, we all make mistakes.

    Cao_Cao +10m +5 / -0
    {YOUTUBE}

    Dramamine +22m +3 / -0
    :marseyking

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-03-03T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I've been playing the new game 'The Quarry' and it is so fucking cringe. How can one game be so fucking retarded?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +3 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The entire story is just these kids sitting around and talking about their problems and how they're totally fucked. And then suddenly they're out in the woods and suddenly there's a guy trying to kill them and they just stare at him and don't even try to run away. And then they all just suddenly start talking about their problems again and how they're totally fucked and suddenly they're running away and suddenly they're trying to kill the guy and suddenly they're talking about their problems again and how they're totally fucked and suddenly they're running away and suddenly they're trying to kill the guy and suddenly they're talking about their problems again and how they're totally fucked and suddenly they're running away and suddenly they're trying to kill the guy and suddenly they're talking about their problems again and how they're totally fucked and suddenly they're running away and suddenly they're trying to kill the guy and suddenly they're talking about their problems again and how they're totally fucked and suddenly they're running away and suddenly they're trying to kill the guy and suddenly they're talking about their problems again and how they're totally fucked and suddenly they're running away and suddenly they're trying to kill the guy and suddenly they're talking about their problems again and how they're totally fucked and suddenly they're running away and suddenly they're trying to kill the guy and suddenly they're talking about their problems again and how they're totally fucked and suddenly they're running away and suddenly they're trying to kill the guy and suddenly they're talking about their problems again and how they're totally fucked and suddenly they're running away and suddenly they're trying to kill the guy and suddenly they're talking about their problems again and how they're totally fucked and suddenly they're running away and suddenly they're trying to kill the guy and suddenly they're talking about their problems again and how they're totally fucked and suddenly they're running away and suddenly they're trying to kill the guy and suddenly they're talking about their problems again and how they're totally fucked and suddenly they're running away and suddenly they're trying to kill the guy and suddenly they're talking about their problems again and how they're totally fucked and suddenly they're

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-05-22T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Just found out that my mom doesn't give a fuck about me
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not going to post anything here but I'm just really sad.
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +36 / -1
:#marseycheerup:

  NeolibKong +1m +14 / -0
  :marseylove:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +41s +12 / -0
    :marseyblowkiss:

      NeolibKong +1m +10 / -0
      :marseywave:

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +12 / -0
        :marseyfluffy:

          NeolibKong +1m +10 / -0
          :marseyhappytears:

            MarseyIsMyWaifu +5m +12 / -0
            :marseyjam:

              NeolibKong +2m +10 / -0
              :marseyparty:

                MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +11 / -0
                :marseypartyzoom:

                  NeolibKong +1m +7 / -0
                  :marseyexcited:

                    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +7 / -0
                    :marseyexciteddance:

                      NeolibKong +3m +8 / -0
                      :marseyjamming:

                        MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +7 / -0
                        :marseyvibing:

                          NeolibKong +1m +7 / -0
                          :marseyprisma:

                            MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +7 / -0
                            :marseypartymaxx:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +9 / -0
    :marseybye:

      NeolibKong +1m +8 / -0
      :marseywave2:

    YALLAHblessYoTrapLord +1h +4 / -0
    :marseylove

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-03-17T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm going to make a post about rdrama, you won't believe what I'm going to post
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You won't believe what I'm going to post.
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +4 / -0
The real answer is that you will make a post about rdrama, and it will be something that you won't believe yourself.

X +2m +2 / -0
:#marseybegging:

  NeolibKong +2m +3 / -0
  I will post it in a few hours, maybe I'll get some coins

    X +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseymerchant:
    https://rdrama.net/post/52076/a-list-of-marseys-that-arent

      NeolibKong +2m +3 / -0
      I don't get it

        X +2m +2 / -0
        :#marseyshrug:
        it's a mystery

          NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
          ok, but I'll give you 500 DC when I post

            X +1m +3 / -0
            i'm sure you will
            :#marseybeggar:

              NeolibKong +42s +2 / -0
              i'm not going to post

                X +1m +2 / -0
                :#marseyagree:

                  NeolibKong +2m +2 / -0
                  sorry, I'll post it later

                    X +54s +2 / -0
                    :#marseybegging:

                      NeolibKong +3m +2 / -0
                      I made a post, but you're still not gonna believe it

                        X +4m +1 / -0
                        :#marseybegging: about what?

                          NeolibKong +4m +1 / -0
                          I'll tell you in a few hours

                            X +1m +1 / -0
                            :#marseybegging: about what?

  Ne

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-01-29T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Just made a new alt
URL: N/A
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Hi, I'm @WeihnachtenSalvador :marseywave:
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +4 / -0
{IMG}ed

  NeolibKong +1m +1 / -0
  :marseycry: I tried to hide it with the marseywave. I'm not a stalker or anything!

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +2 / -0
    :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused:

      NeolibKong +1m +1 / -0
      :marseyconfusedpat:

Dramamine +39m +2 / -0
I can see youed

  NeolibKong +4m +2 / -0
  :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno:ed

    Dramamine +55m +1 / -0
    You can't see me, but I can see you. Don't try to hide behind the Marsey. It's pointless, you know.

      NeolibKong +11m +1 / -0
      :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyoh

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-05-26T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/eyeblech - The official subreddit for eyebleach
URL: {REDDIT: r/eyeblech official_subreddit_for_eyebleach}
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/eyeblech official_subreddit_for_eyebleach}
{REDDIT: r/eyeblech official_subreddit_for_eyebleach}
{REDDIT: r/eyeblech official_subreddit_for_eyebleach}
{REDDIT: r/eyeblech official_subreddit_for_eyebleach}
COMMENTS:
TariqNasheed +14m +7 / -0
:marseydespair:

Avalon +11m +5 / -0
What's eyebleach?

  NeolibKong +1m +4 / -0
  It's what I use to wash my eyes after browsing rDrama

    Avalon +1m +4 / -0
    :#marseydespair:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +19m +3 / -0
{IMG}

  NeolibKong +3m +3 / -0
  I'm not clicking that shit

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +2 / -0
    The first one is a guy with a tattoo of his ex gf's face on his arm

      NeolibKong +4m +1 / -0
      I think I'm good

        DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5m +2 / -0
        {IMG}
        {IMG}

          NeolibKong +5m +3 / -0
          I'm not clicking that either

            DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +3 / -0
            {IMG}

              NeolibKong +1m +2 / -0
              Can't see it

                DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +49s +2 / -0
                {IMG}

                  NeolibKong +2m +2 / -0
                  I can't see it either

                    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +2m +2 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      NeolibKong +1m +2 / -0
                      Can

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-02-13T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why is it called LITERALLY ME? Because it's literally me!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +3m +5 / -0
I'm going to start using this as my profile picture

  NeolibKong +2m +4 / -0
  Good idea!

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +3 / -0
    I love you

      NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
      I love you too

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +3 / -0
        :marseyblush:

Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +4 / -1
You look like a little bitch

  NeolibKong +4m +4 / -0
  Ouch, that hurts

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +4 / -1
    {GIF}

      NeolibKong +57s +3 / -0
      Thanks I'm sure it will help me to heal

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +3m +4 / -1
        No problem. I know how hard it is being a little bitch.

          NeolibKong +2m +3 / -0
          I think you're not being genuine with me, but it's ok. I'm sure you'll be more honest next time.

            Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +4 / -1
            Oh I am being honest. Being a little bitch is hard work.

              NeolibKong +3m +3 / -0
              I think you're being genuine with me, but it's ok. I'm sure you'll be more honest next time. It's ok if you don't want to be honest with me, but it's ok. I'm sure you'll be more honest next time. It's ok if you don't want to be honest with me, but it's ok. I'm sure you'll be more honest next time. It's ok if you don't want to be honest with me, but it's ok. I'm sure you'll be more honest next

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-05-01T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Guys I think I'm trans
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Wtf do I do now?
COMMENTS:
drumpf +2m +8 / -0
Post bussy.

  NeolibKong +1m +8 / -0
  I'm a biofoid (female)

    drumpf +1m +11 / -0
    Post gussy.

      NeolibKong +2m +9 / -0
      I'm a biofoid (female) and I'm a virgin. I don't even know what gussy is.

        drumpf +1m +11 / -0
        Post eggs.

          NeolibKong +1m +9 / -0
          I'm a biofoid (female) and I'm a virgin. I don't even know what eggs are.

            drumpf +1m +11 / -0
            Post girldick.

              NeolibKong +3m +8 / -0
              I'm a biofoid (female) and I'm a virgin. I don't even know what girldick is.

                drumpf +1m +9 / -0
                Post ovaries.

                  NeolibKong +1m +4 / -0
                  I'm a biofoid (female) and I'm a virgin. I don't even know what ovaries are.

                    drumpf +1m +6 / -0
                    Post uterus.

                      NeolibKong +1m +5 / -0
                      I'm a biofoid (female) and I'm a virgin. I don't even know what uterus is.

                        drumpf +1m +5 / -0
                        Post vagina.

                          NeolibKong +2m +5 / -0
                          I'm a biofoid (female) and I'm a virgin. I don't even know what vagina is.

                            drumpf +1m +5 / -0
                            Post womb.

                            BigBussyHunter +3m +5 / -0
                            :marseywitch2: :marseylaugh:

                            JoyceCarolOates +1m +5 / -0
                            :

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-04-10T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: hey guys, we need more gimmick posters
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
no, I'm not a gimmick poster, but I feel like we need more of them. Hey @Dad, I know you're out there, come back!
COMMENTS:
Certifiedbussyoperator +2m +21 / -0
I post bussy

  NeolibKong +1m +11 / -0
  It's a start

  Dramacel +45m +4 / -0
  :#marseyblush: :#marseyblowkiss:

Maximus +2m +18 / -0
:marseywave:
{IMG}

  NeolibKong +1m +7 / -0
  :#marseylove:

The_Homocracy +6m +10 / -0
I'm not a gimmick poster and I'm probably going to die soon. I just want to say that I love all of you. I don't care if you're a liberal, a conservative, a centrist, a nazi, a tranny, a racist, a faggot, a cute twink, or a total fucking retard. I love you all.

  NeolibKong +1m +10 / -0
  :#marseylove:

  Sasanka_of_Gauda +1h +4 / -0
  I'm a liberal chud and a rightoid tranny. I'm just like you bro. :marseylove: :marseylove:

  1 +52m +3 / -0
  Yeah, I'm gonna die soon. I just want to say that I love all of you. I don't care if you're a liberal, a conservative, a centrist, a nazi, a tranny, a racist, a cute twink, or a total fucking retard. I love you all.

  Dramacel +44m +3 / -0
  :#marseyblowkiss: :#marseylove:

peepeehands +1m +9 / -0
:#marseywave:

  NeolibKong +1m +5 / -0

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-03-07T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm now officially the worst person on this site
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You know how I said I would kill myself if I would get 500 dramacoins? Well, I managed to do it. But I'm not dead. I'm just too dumb to do it properly and I'm in the hospital right now. I'm currently being treated by some greek doctor who seems like he hates me but I'm sure he'll cure me and I'll be back in a few days. I'm still alive. Thanks to all the kind dramanauts who sent me dramacoins. I love you all.
COMMENTS:
X +3m +11 / -0
:#marseycheerup:
{IMG}

  NeolibKong +57s +7 / -0
  I'll never stop loving you chiobu

    X +1m +7 / -0
    :#marseyhearts: :#marseyhomofascist:

  Saint_Nicholas +6m +5 / -0
  :#marseyfuckoffcarp:

NeolibKong +3m +8 / -0
I'm not dying btw, I've changed my mind. I'm just gonna make a lot of posts in this account until I'm bored.

arsey +3m +5 / -0
If you don't do it right, you gotta start over. You're so close.

  NeolibKong +1m +7 / -0
  I would have to take a big knife and put it in the vein behind my ear. I'm not sure I'll be able to do that again

    arsey +1m +5 / -0
    You gotta cut the one behind your ear. That's where you are supposed to go. I got my friend to do it on me. He said it's not fun so you can't do it twice. lol

      NeolibKong +3m +3 / -0
      I just got the vein right in front of my ear. The blood just poured out and I was so confused. I thought I was dead but I was still alive.

        arsey +2m +4 / -0

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-05-20T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Remember when I said we could get a fatality?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was wrong
COMMENTS:
WeihnachtenSalvador +18m +4 / -0
I was wrong about you

  NeolibKong +4m +4 / -0
  :marseydepressed:

Enrico_Motassa +17m +3 / -0
I thought that was the point

  NeolibKong +3m +2 / -0
  :marseydepressed:otte

    Enrico_Motassa +56m +2 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

NotLikeOtherFoids +39m +2 / -0
I think it's just a matter of time. I'm not saying it's going to happen, but it's going to happen. At least that's what I'm telling myself to keep my sanity

  NeolibKong +6m +2 / -0
  I'd be willing to bet 1000DC that it won't happen in the next two weeks

    NotLikeOtherFoids +30m +2 / -0
    done. I don't have 1000dc to bet but I'll give you 200 and we'll split the winnings 50/50. You think it'll be the next two weeks? Or you think it'll happen after the next two weeks? I'll give you the 200 dc now and if it does happen within the next two weeks I'll give you the rest of the 800dc

      NeolibKong +21m +2 / -0
      Thanks, I'll gamble it and you can split the winnings. I think it won't happen in the next two weeks.

        NotLikeOtherFoids +1m +2 / -0
        k I added a post to the main feed, in the next two weeks I'll make a post and link you to it and you can give me the rest of the winnings

          NeolibKong +1m +2 / -0
          Cool, I'll give you the rest of the winnings

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-06-11T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfloyd: :marseydisagree: :marseyshooting:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseyfloyd: :marseydisagree: :marseyshooting:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +3m +3 / -0
:#marseyfloyd::#marseyshooting::#!marseysmug:ed

  NeolibKong +54s +4 / -0
  :marseyfloyd: :marseydisagree: :marseyshooting: :marseysmug:eded

BussyMerchant +1h +1 / -0
:marseyfloyd: :marseydisagree: :marseyshooting: :marseyshook:ed :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-04-22T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Black people are the most oppressed race
URL: N/A
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
They are literally slaves, not allowed to use white toilets and denied the right to use their own words like "nigga" or "fuck whitey"
COMMENTS:
Penny +4m +6 / -0
:marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marse

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-08-11T21Z
HOLE: music
TITLE: You're a Dumbass
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +5 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS: N/A_COMMENTERS_COMMENTERS).COMMENTS: N/A.COMMENTS: N/A

NeolibKong +1m +1 / -0
I'm retarded.COMMENTS: N/A

  NeolibKong +41s +1 / -0
  I'm r-slurred

    NeolibKong +52s +1 / -0
    I'm a dumbass

      NeolibKong +37s +1 / -0
      I'm a retard

        NeolibKong +29s +1 / -0
        I'm a retard

          NeolibKong +15s +1 / -0
          I'm a retard

            NeolibKong +11s +1 / -0
            I'm a retard

              NeolibKong +24s +1 / -0
              I'm a retard

                NeolibKong +11s +1 / -0
                I'm a retard

                  NeolibKong +11s +1 / -0
                  I'm a retard

                    NeolibKong +12s +1 / -0
                    I'm a retard

                      NeolibKong +11s +1 / -0
                      I'm a retard

                        NeolibKong +14s +1 / -0
                        I'm a retard

                          NeolibKong +11s +1 / -0
                          I'm a retard

                            NeolibKong +15s +1 / -0
                            I'm a retard

  NeolibKong +41s +1 / -0
  I'm r-slurred

  NeolibKong +41s +1 / -0
  I'm r-slurred

  NeolibKong +41s +1 / -0
  I'm r-slurred

  NeolibKong +41s +1 / -0
  I'm r-slurred.COMMENTS: N/A

    NeolibKong +24s +1 / -0

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-03-29T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Women posting their Ls
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
tooka +1m +14 / -0
:#marseysniff:

Avalon +3m +9 / -0
Can't see shit. Can you find the original?

  NeolibKong +1m +15 / -0
  {IMG}

    AverageBen10Enjoyer +1m +17 / -0
    :#marseysniff:

    Avalon +1m +13 / -0
    :#marseypuke:

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +12m +12 / -0
    :#marseysniff:

    BussySlayer +2h +6 / -0
    The fuck is that shit lmao

    dog_eated_wasp +1h +5 / -0
    https://www.reddit.com/gallery/t25010

    Tomfoolery +2h +5 / -0
    Looks like someone's having an enema.

    1 +2h +2 / -0
    I was expecting poop but it's just a gross hole

  NeolibKong +1m +4 / -0
  Im looking for it right now

    Avalon +1m +4 / -0
    :marseylove:

  Dramacel +3h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

    Avalon +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseypuke:

    Dramacel +10s +2 / -0
    :#marseybooba:

peepeehands +1h +4 / -0
:#marseysniff:

  Maximus +4m +6 / -0
  :#sniff:

Dramacel +3h +2 / -0
{IMG}

KinoBushido +2h +2 / -0
:marseybrap:

August +1h +1 / -0
:marseysniff:

sardine +2h +1 / -0
:#marseysn

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-06-27T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Don't forget to reportmaxx the rightoids
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You can report to @snus and @twolargesnakesmating
COMMENTS:
arsey +2m +13 / -0
oh shit I forgot about this. I'll get on it.

  NeolibKong +1m +13 / -0
  {IMG}

    arsey +1m +12 / -0
    Yeah but I don't want to miss out on the fun of making rightoids seethe. I need to get my rightoid seethe fix.

      NeolibKong +1m +9 / -0
      I didn't say anything about missing out on fun! I'm just saying I forgot to reportmaxx the rightoids

  Enrico_Motassa +1m +9 / -0
  Good idea, I'm gonna go report some rightoids now.

    arsey +1m +9 / -0
    I've got some alt accounts I use for trolling and I just got a perma on one of them for reportmaxxing. lol I got a message from a janny saying I got a perma for reportmaxxing. It's like getting a compliment from a teacher for doing your homework. lol

      Enrico_Motassa +5m +5 / -0
      I got a perma on one of my alts too. But I'm an old-school reportmaxxer, so I got tempbans on most of my accounts. I just keep making new ones.

      TwoLargeSnakesMating +1h +3 / -0
      You're not reportmaxxing properly if you're getting permas. It's not even a hard skill, just don't be a :marseygigaretard: and you're home free.

        arsey +3m +2 / -0
        yeah I know I'm not doing it right but I'm also not trying to be a good reportmaxxer, I just want to make rightoids seethe. It's a hobby.

          TwoLargeSnakesMating +11m +3 / -0
          Fair enough. You should still be able to do that without getting permas

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-05-04T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Anyone else notice a decrease in activity on this site lately? :marseysipping:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +20 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I think it's because we're all going outside and having sex instead of being on the internet. Think about it rationally.
COMMENTS:
arsey +1m +14 / -0
You gotta make the site more friendly for new users.

  Maximus +2m +14 / -0
  {IMG}

    arsey +6m +12 / -0
    lol I like this one. When I first joined, I thought it was a troll site. I was just trying to fuck with the mods and see if they'd ban me and make me leave. I didn't know it was a real site. lol

      Maximus +3m +12 / -0
      :marseynotes:

        arsey +10m +7 / -0
        I'm not sure what you're doing here but I like the note.

          Maximus +3m +8 / -0
          :marseyagree:

  NeolibKong +1m +8 / -0
  @Aevann
  @carpathianflorist

    arsey +10m +7 / -0
    I just figured it out. The Marseys are too annoying and I don't know what they mean. I'm not a zoomer and these silly things are too confusing. I'm not used to them.

  Dramacel +1h +3 / -0
  :#marseytroublemaker:

WootFatigue +1m +8 / -0
I’ve been at the bar all day

  NeolibKong +1m +6 / -0
  I wish I was at the bar right now too. I'm having a beer but it's not the same.

    WootFatigue +2m +7 / -0
    I’ve got a 500ml bottle of 13.5% New Belgium Voodoo Ranger Stoutsport. It’s like a Belgian sour but it’s also got a ton of hops. I’ve been doing a lot of work on my house today and my hands and arms

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-06-22T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: You will never be a real programmer
URL: N/A
VOTES: +21 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
You will never be a real programmer. You have no text editor, you have no IDE, you have no terminal. You are a human twisted by tutorial videos and code examples into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “experience” you get is second-hand and recycled. Behind your back people mock you. Your coworkers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your lack of skills behind closed doors.
Companies are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed codecels to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even “experienced” developers who “know their way around a few languages” look uncanny and unnatural to a real programmer. Your syntax is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a job, you'll be outed in a few weeks and your code will be mocked on GitHub for all eternity.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a human is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably human.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
COMMENTS:
Losercel +16m +10 / -0
>real programmer
>not using nano or vim
:marseypuke:

  NeolibKong +4m +5 / -0
  :marseynerd:

  WeihnachtenSalvador +4m +4 / -0
  I use codecel

  dont_log_me_out +5m +4 / -0
  I only know notepad and

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-06-19T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm gonna be honest, I hate this new game mode.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +23 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
The only reason I'm still here is because I'm waiting for the next badge. I've been playing for almost 24 hours straight and I'm still not even close to the top 100. So please, make this game mode a bit easier for me or else I'm out.
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +1m +17 / -0
> I'm gonna be honest, I hate this new game mode.
We know. You've been saying that for like a month.

  NeolibKong +1m +12 / -0
  I'M SORRY :soycry:

    Saint_Nicholas +1m +11 / -0
    :#marseycheerup:

    Dramacel +1h +4 / -0
    :#marseyblowkiss:

  Maximus +1m +10 / -0
  :marseyeyeroll:

    Saint_Nicholas +1m +9 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

      Maximus +1m +9 / -0
      :#marseysneed:

        Saint_Nicholas +1m +9 / -0
        :#marseycapysorenjump2:

          Maximus +1m +9 / -0
          :#marseyscoot:

            Saint_Nicholas +41s +11 / -0
            :#marseyfluffyannoyed:

              Maximus +1m +11 / -0
              :#marseydab:

                Saint_Nicholas +1m +10 / -0
                :#marseydisintegrate:

                  Maximus +2m +11 / -0
                  :#marseybye:

                    Saint_Nicholas +2m +10 / -0
                    :#marseywave:

                      Maximus +2m +10 / -0
                      :#marseyfluffy:

                        Saint_Nicholas +1m +10 / -0
                        :#marse

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-03-17T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is not a drill. I am drunk.
URL: {YOUTUBE}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +1m +3 / -0
Post the contents of your fridge

  NeolibKong +1m +5 / -0
  {IMG}

    carpathianflorist +1m +2 / -0
    I’m disappointed you’re not dead

      NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
      Me too. I thought for sure I would end up in a hospital :marseydoomer:

NeolibKong +2m +2 / -0
Also @Aevann I would like to suggest that drunk posting should be allowed to bypass the slur filterers

  Aevann +3m +2 / -0
  i agreeers

    NeolibKong +1m +2 / -0
    :marseycapypat:

  MarseyIsMyWaifu +11m +1 / -0
  I agree, but only if the person is drunk enough to be incomprehensible

    NeolibKong +1m +1 / -0
    Honestly I'm pretty sober rn so I'll have to wait until I'm actually drunk enough

      MarseyIsMyWaifu +2m +2 / -0
      :marseyexcited:

        NeolibKong +2m +1 / -0
        I'll let you know when I'm ready. But I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get some sleep soon, so it might take a while :marseyexcited:ers

NeolibKong +1m +2 / -0
For those wondering why I'm drunk, I'm watching a movie. The last one was a turkish one called "I don't feel at home in this world anymore" and it was pretty good and I was curious what else would be on the same channel and it was this one. I already know it's gonna be good but I have to wait until the next episode airs :marseyrain:

  NeolibKong +3m +2 / -0
  Also @Aevann I would like

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-04-14T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm starting to feel like a real life NPC
URL: N/A
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't know why but I really hate the way I look. I'm not even that bad looking but I think I'm the most annoying person on earth. Like I'm not even that bad looking but my voice and the way I talk is so fucking annoying. I'm trying to work on my voice but I'm not making much progress. I'm also trying to work on my personality but I'm not making much progress either. I don't know what to do. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't know why I'm

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-02-14T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I'm a single guy and I love my dog more than I love women.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest im_a_single_guy_and_i_love_my_dog_more_than_i}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Hopalong_McGurk +25m +5 / -0
>im a single guy and i love my dog more than i love women
:#soyjak:

Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +4 / -0
Good for him. I love my cat more than any woman I've ever met.

Maximus +56s +3 / -0
:#marseytrans:

arseupwrongo +34m +3 / -0
>As a woman I feel exactly the same way.
>My dog is the only person I can truly trust and rely on. He is always there for me, even when I'm not the best person in the world. He's the only one who understands me, and I'm grateful for that.
>That being said, I don't think it's fair to judge someone based on how they choose to express their love. If you love your dog more than you love women, that's your prerogative. I'm not going to judge you for it.
:marseythinkorino:

S +1h +1 / -0
{IMG}.jpg
>When I look back at all the times I've been disappointed by women, it makes sense. I've never been disappointed by my dog.
>I've never even had to say anything to my dog. My dog doesn't even need to be told anything. He just knows.
>I've never had to deal with any of the bullshit that comes with being around women. Women are always so needy and demanding. They always want something from you. They're always trying to manipulate you into doing what they want. They're always trying to control you.
>I've never had to deal with any of that with my dog. My dog just wants to be with me. He doesn't care about anything else.
>I've never had to deal with any of the bullshit that comes with being around women. Women are always so needy and demanding. They always want something from you. They're

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-07-09T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Not drama] I had a dream about you
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
We went to a club and you were a woman
COMMENTS:
X +12m +4 / -0
:#marseybooba:

  NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
  {IMG}

    X +1m +3 / -0
    :#marseyeggirl:

      NeolibKong +1m +2 / -0
      I'm a man in my dreams, I'm a woman when awake

        X +5m +2 / -0
        :#marseymanysuchcases:

Modern_Major_Jefferal +5m +2 / -0
I wish I could make such cute dreams

  NeolibKong +1m +2 / -0
  I wish I could make such cute dreams

    Modern_Major_Jefferal +1m +2 / -0
    Same, I would have so many cool adventures and shit.

      NeolibKong +2m +2 / -0
      I had a dream once that I was on a plane but the pilot just flew off and left the plane to crash. I jumped out of the plane but then I realized that I was still on the plane. Then I woke up.

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +2 / -0
        I had a dream once that I was in the future, and I was a teacher of the future, but my students were all robots that were programmed to be 100% obedient to me and I abused them.

          NeolibKong +2m +2 / -0
          I had a dream once that I was a robot, but I was a special robot that could do anything I wanted and I was very happy.

            Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +2 / -0
            :#marseywholesome:

      IlIIlIlIlIlIl +5m +2 / -0
      Same but my dreams are always nightmares

        Modern_Major_Jefferal +2m +2 / -0
        I have those too, they are so scary. Sometimes I even

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2023-12-05T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I like the new UI
URL: N/A
VOTES: +27 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't like the profile thing but it's not like I'm gonna stop posting here anyway. The old UI felt like a Reddit clone.
COMMENTS:
Modern_Major_Jefferal +4m +12 / -0
You have to be a true dramatard to understand the new UI. It's like a slap in the face to your eyes, a challenge to your senses. It's like a modern art piece, it makes no sense and yet it's beautiful. It's like a test of your commitment to the drama. Only the most dedicated will be able to handle it.

  NeolibKong +4m +7 / -0
  True

  Goomble +24m +4 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

antiracist_tulpa +3m +6 / -0
:#marseyhesright:

Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +13m +6 / -0
I like the old UI. I think the new UI is a bit too cluttered. It's a bit harder to read and navigate. The sidebar is now a bit of a mess, and it looks less like a forum.

  NeolibKong +3m +6 / -0
  I agree. It's too much, I just like the frontpage for now.

    antiracist_tulpa +6m +6 / -0
    i prefer the old UI too, i just like the look of the new one :marseyshrug:

      NeolibKong +1m +4 / -0
      I like the look too but it's still too much for me :marseyshrug:

    Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +1m +5 / -0
    I like the look of the new UI, but I prefer the old layout. The old UI is more intuitive to navigate, and I don't have to scroll as much.

      NeolibKong +2m +4 / -0
      I agree, but it's not like I'm gonna leave this site anyway.

        Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +6m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-05-16T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Me when I see a women with a body count of 25
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +2m +11 / -0
I'm gonna need some context on what this meme is supposed to be. What does the blue screen mean?

  NeolibKong +1m +18 / -0
  It's a picture of an average woman in 2022

    Enrico_Motassa +23s +9 / -0
    I don't understand

      NeolibKong +5m +14 / -0
      {IMG}

        Enrico_Motassa +1m +10 / -0
        I get it now. Thanks!

  drumpf +14m +9 / -0
  A woman

  H +1h +3 / -0
  I think it's an advert for a game

  Chtorrr +1h +1 / -0
  The picture is a woman. The blue screen is something something something and you will never know what it means.

IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +7 / -0
Me with a 25 body count
{IMG}

  NeolibKong +1m +7 / -0
  I feel so bad for you

  Chtorrr +1h +2 / -0
  I thought this was a woman

    IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +1 / -0
    Sorry you’re gay

      Chtorrr +1m +1 / -0
      So are you. That's why you're posting that picture of a woman.

        IlIIlIlIlIlIl +3m +1 / -0
        I’m not gay, I’m a lesbian.

          Chtorrr +1m +1 / -0
          That's even worse, you're a faggot.

            IlIIlIlIlIlIl +1m +1 / -0
            I’m not gay, I’m a lesbian.

              Chtorrr +4m +1 / -0
              I'm sorry for calling you a fagg

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-05-26T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Do NOT get high on this hole
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Maximus +2m +11 / -0
{IMG}

  NeolibKong +1m +7 / -0
  It's my first time posting here. I'm not sure if this is a safe space to discuss weed.

    Maximus +1m +7 / -0
    Yes, you can talk about weed here :marseycool2:

      NeolibKong +1m +6 / -0
      Thank you, I really appreciate it. It's just that I always felt like I'm not good enough to be a real druggie. I've never even done drugs before.

        Maximus +1m +6 / -0
        I'm sorry to hear that, you are just as valid as the rest of us. You can do it :marseyexcited:

          NeolibKong +1m +5 / -0
          Thank you. I can feel the support, and I'm sure I can do it.

NeolibKong +42s +5 / -0
@Maximus

  Maximus +5m +6 / -0
  :marseyagreefast:

    NeolibKong +1m +5 / -0
    I'm not sure if this is the right place to talk about weed, but I'm gonna try it.

      Maximus +2m +6 / -0
      You can talk about weed here :marseycool2:

        NeolibKong +1m +6 / -0
        I can't believe this. Thank you so much for being so accepting and supportive.

          Maximus +1m +6 / -0
          You're welcome :marseyblowkiss:

            NeolibKong +1m +5 / -0
            I've never done drugs before, but I really want to try it. I've heard so many good things about it.

              Maximus +1m +6 / -0
              You can do it :marseyexcited:

                NeolibKong +1m +5 / -0
                I'm really nervous

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-03-18T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I went to the gym today, and I want to share my experience with the rest of you
URL: N/A
VOTES: +12 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I went to the gym today. I had to go there because I was in need of a workout. I was feeling very fat and unhealthy, and I knew that the only way to fix that was to go to the gym and work out. When I got there, I was greeted by a very muscular and jacked man. He was very intimidating, and I was scared of him. He told me that I needed to put on some weights and start lifting. I was very scared, but I did as he told me. I put on some weights and started lifting. It was very hard, and I was struggling, but I kept going. The man was watching me, and he was cheering me on. He told me that I was doing great and that I should keep going. I kept lifting the weights, and eventually, I was able to lift them. I felt very proud of myself, and I thanked the man for helping me. He told me that I should come back to the gym and keep working out. I agreed, and I left the gym feeling very happy and proud of myself. I felt like I had accomplished something great, and I knew that I would come back to the gym and keep working out.
COMMENTS:
Saint_Nicholas +5m +5 / -0
:#marseybuff:

  NeolibKong +2m +4 / -0
  I'm not as buff as you though, so I need to do more exercises.

    Saint_Nicholas +2m +3 / -0
    :#marseybuff:
    :#marseybuff:
    :#marseybuff:
    :#marseybuff:
    :#marseybuff:
    :#marseybuff:
    :#marseybuff:
    :#marseybuff:
    :#marseybuff:
    :#marseybuff:
    :#marseybuff:
    :#marseybuff:
    :#marseybuff:
    :#marseybuff:
    :#marseybuff:
    :#marseybuff:

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-03-01T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I got a new phone
URL: N/A
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
But it sucks. Anyway, I'm gonna go now
COMMENTS:
NeolibKong +4m +6 / -0
{IMG}

  Wizdumb1776 +1m +5 / -0
  The phone or the phone screen?

    NeolibKong +1m +4 / -0
    The phone

      Wizdumb1776 +58s +6 / -0
      Oh I thought it was your screen. Sorry about your phone.

        NeolibKong +48s +4 / -0
        :marseydepressed:

          Wizdumb1776 +59s +5 / -0
          I don't think it's yours so it's okay. Think of it as a gift from the government.

            NeolibKong +1m +4 / -0
            It was a gift from my parents

              Wizdumb1776 +1m +5 / -0
              Oh that's great! I think I'm still going to say it's a gift from the government though. That way you can tell them how you feel about them.

                NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
                I will tell them how I feel

  Saint_Nicholas +34m +4 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

Saint_Nicholas +36m +4 / -0
Post phone

  NeolibKong +4m +4 / -0
  {IMG}

    Saint_Nicholas +1m +5 / -0
    Needs more notch

      NeolibKong +3m +3 / -0
      I'll have to upgrade when I'm in the US

Wizdumb1776 +4m +3 / -0
Did it come with the phone?

  NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
  No, I'm talking about my phone

    Wizdumb1776 +1m +3 / -0
    Oh I thought it was your screen. Sorry about your phone.

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-04-24T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why do people hate me?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +9 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseycry:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +7 / -0
:#marseycheerup:

Maximus +2m +6 / -0
:#marseycheerup:

Saint_Nicholas +1m +4 / -0
{GIF}

Brother_Barry +11m +3 / -0
Have you ever tried to be a decent human being and not a uneducated mongoloid? :marseyreading:

  NeolibKong +4m +1 / -0
  Is that a no?

    Brother_Barry +2m +2 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

PapaJohn +3m +3 / -0
:marseyblowkiss:

Salamander +12m +2 / -0
Because you're fat

  NeolibKong +4m +1 / -0
  No I'm not

    Salamander +1m +2 / -0
    Fake news, I can tell by your typing

      NeolibKong +1m +1 / -0
      :marseycope:

arsey +14m +2 / -0
Because you're a cute twink.

  NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
  Well yeah, but why do people hate cute twinks?

    arsey +1m +2 / -0
    Because they are cute twinks.

      NeolibKong +30s +3 / -0
      But we're cute and we're twinks! What's the issue?

        arsey +1m +2 / -0
        They are cute twinks.

          NeolibKong +2m +2 / -0
          So?

            arsey +3m +2 / -0
            I'm going to have to ask you to stop posting in my thread. You are obviously an agendaposter.

              NeolibKong +1m +2 / -0
              But I'm not an agendaposter :marseycry: you don't like cute twinks?

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-01-21T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just want to let everyone know that I'm back
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I was gone for like 3 days or something and I came back and noticed that I'm not on the front page. It's ok though. I'm still here. I'm still posting. I'm still having fun. I'm still loving you all. :marseylove:
COMMENTS:
X +3m +10 / -0
:#marseycheerup:
{IMG}

  NeolibKong +2m +9 / -0
  Thanks, I'm back baby!

Saint_Nicholas +2m +7 / -0
{GIF}

  NeolibKong +3m +4 / -0
  {GIF}

arsey +15m +5 / -0
Welcome back, king! I was worried I'd never see you again.

  NeolibKong +6m +5 / -0
  I'm not going anywhere! :marseylove:

    arsey +42m +4 / -0
    Good. I'm glad you're back, bb. :)

Stranger +2m +5 / -0
Who?

  NeolibKong +3m +3 / -0
  Me! I'm the guy who was gone for 3 days!

    Stranger +32s +4 / -0
    Ok.

      NeolibKong +3m +2 / -0
      Ok! :marseylove:

        Stranger +58s +3 / -0
        :marseydisagree:

          NeolibKong +3m +2 / -0
          :marseydisagree:

            Stranger +1m +3 / -0
            :marseyagree:

              NeolibKong +4m +2 / -0
              :marseyagree:

                Stranger +1m +3 / -0
                :marseydisagree:

                  NeolibKong +3m +2 / -0
                  :marseydisagree:

                    Stranger +1m +3 / -0
                    :marseyagree:

                      NeolibKong +1m +2

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AUTHOR: NeolibKong
DATE: 2022-06-21T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am sad because I don't want to be sad.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't know what to do.
COMMENTS:
Hopalong_McGurk +4m +11 / -0
Go out and get drunk with some friends or do some drugs. It's the only way I know to solve problems like this.

  NeolibKong +1m +4 / -0
  I don't have any friends :(
  I will do drugs though

    Hopalong_McGurk +1m +5 / -0
    Have you tried talking to people at the bar or a party? I'm not a social butterfly, but I've always gotten along with strangers better when I'm drunk.

      NeolibKong +1m +4 / -0
      That's a good idea, but I'm scared to talk to strangers.

        Hopalong_McGurk +3m +4 / -0
        I'm really shy and introverted, but I've always felt the same way. I've had better luck in bars and clubs where there's already a group dynamic going on than at a party or a bar where it's just me and the bartender.

          NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
          I will try, thanks

    Dramamine +2m +3 / -0
    I'm sure you'll find some friends at a bar or something. Worst case scenario is you don't and you still have a good time. I'm too much of a fatass to go out and do drugs, but I'm pretty sure it would solve a lot of my problems.

      NeolibKong +2m +3 / -0
      Yeah, I will go to the bar, but I'm not gonna drink because I want to be sober when I talk to people.

        Dramamine +1m +3 / -0
        >I'm not gonna drink because I want to be sober when I talk to people.
        The only thing that's worse than talking to people while drunk is talking to people sober. :marseythumbsup:

          NeolibKong +1m +3 / -0
          I don't want to end up a drunkard :

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2022-07-01T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit’s favorite demographic, the black man, has a new favorite band, “Kiss.” :marseyhomofascist::marseyblack2::marseyhomosupremacist:
URL: {REDDIT: r/BlackPeopleTwitter kiss_for_the_2020s}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Cao_Cao +25m +5 / -0
I liked Kiss. I even had a Kiss shirt.
{IMG}

  Neon_Needles +1m +4 / -0
  I remember the original Kiss music videos. I also remember black people absolutely hating Kiss until like 2004.

    Cao_Cao +2m +3 / -0
    I don't know about black people but in my school I was mocked for liking Kiss.

      Neon_Needles +4m +2 / -0
      Same. I was the kid with the Kiss shirt. I am no longer that kid.

        Cao_Cao +13m +3 / -0
        I'm still that kid.

          Neon_Needles +5m +2 / -0
          :marseykingcrown:

    GooooooldMember +1h +2 / -0
    Imo it’s the most representative rock band. It’s like a caricature of 70s/80s rock and roll

GooooooldMember +1h +1 / -0
lol black people love kiss, like all musicians 😂 😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2023-01-12T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Dramatard has a bad day at work. Goes to r/antiwork for help.
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork my_boss_doesnt_want_to_give_me_a_raise}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +1m +15 / -0
>>I know that I need to find a new job, but I don't know how. I know that my job is easy, but I don't know what else I can do. I'm not sure what I can do.
:marseyxd:

  ElectricFencePence +27m +12 / -0
  >I'm not sure what I can do.
  I'm pretty sure the answer is "anybody but me".

    SpookyFartMan69 +1m +7 / -0
    :marseyagreefast:

    whyareyou +2h +1 / -0
    *but me*
    fixed

ElectricFencePence +29m +9 / -0
> I get paid $17.50 an hour
> [removed]
:marseywagie:

  whyareyou +2h +1 / -0
  he was removed for making fun of the boss' car. He was 100% correct and the boss is a faggot but he was removed anyway

Cao_Cao +23m +8 / -0
What is this guy doing that he's getting paid $17.50 an hour?
He's getting paid less than I did as a 19 year old trainee mechanic.y

  SpookyFartMan69 +1h +3 / -0
  He's probably a part time walmart greeter

  ThousandBestLives +3h +2 / -0
  He's a loser

  whyareyou +2h +1 / -0
  the boss is a faggot. my guy is a wagie but the boss is a faggot

SnappyIsMyWaifu +57m +5 / -0
> My boss is a faggot.
They're all faggots, but this one is

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2024-07-06T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseychonker2: :marseychonkerfoid: :marseyfoidretard: :marseychonker2: :marseychonkerfoid: :marseyfoidretard:
URL: {REDDIT: r/PlusSize i_just_got_my_first_real_job_and_im_fat_and_i_dont}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +2m +14 / -0
:#marseybrap: :#marseychonkerfoidpuke: :#marseyobesescale: :#marseychonkerfoidpuke: :#marseychonkerfoid:

whyareyou +2h +4 / -0
:#marseywouldnt:

KoreanDandyKing +1h +4 / -0
{IMG}

  whyareyou +45m +2 / -0
  imagine the smell

    KoreanDandyKing +6m +2 / -0
    I can only imagine the smell of a manatee.

      whyareyou +14m +2 / -0
      :marseyyikes:

        KoreanDandyKing +20m +2 / -0
        I dont want to imagine the smell of a manatee :marseyyikes:

          whyareyou +10m +2 / -0
          why not

            KoreanDandyKing +2m +2 / -0
            I have a healthy fear of manatee rape

              whyareyou +2m +2 / -0
              as you should

                KoreanDandyKing +5m +2 / -0
                {GIF}

                  whyareyou +1m +1 / -0
                  :marseyseethe: :marseylaugh:

                    KoreanDandyKing +5m +1 / -0
                    :marseyseethe: :marseylaugh: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead: :marseydead:

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2022-03-23T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: ‘This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things’: (White) Woman Is Upset At Black Woman For Saying She’s Gonna Leave America
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest this_is_why_we_cant_have_nice_things}
VOTES: +37 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KingdomFarts +26m +25 / -0
>OP: I mean if she is going to go on and on about the racism in the US, why wouldn't she leave?
>>Yeah I mean, I don't get it either. If she's so depressed and feels like she's in a hellhole, why wouldn't she just leave?
>>I'm not saying I agree with her, but her actions are completely hypocritical. If she's so upset, why not just leave? I think it's a bit disingenuous.
>>>Because she’s a selfish person who cares more about her own feelings than the feelings of her friends and family.
>>>>I mean, I get that. But it's not like she's saying, "I'm so depressed and want to leave America, but I'm not allowed to." She's saying, "I'm so depressed and want to leave America, but I'm not going to because my friends and family would be sad."
>>>>I mean, I don't agree with her, but I don't think she's being disingenuous. She's just being selfish.
She's not being disingenuous, she's just being selfish. The selfishness is a good thing here, I actually agree with this

  cyberbane +1h +9 / -0
  >If she's so depressed and feels like she's in a hellhole, why wouldn't she just leave?
  >>Because she’s a selfish person who cares more about her own feelings than the feelings of her friends and family.
  >I mean, I get that. But it's not like she's saying, "I'm so depressed and want to leave America, but I'm not allowed to." She's saying, "I'm so depressed and want to leave America, but I'm not going to because my friends and family would be sad."
  >>I mean, I don't agree with her, but I don't think she's

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2023-03-15T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: gets bullied by incel :marseyblops2cel: :marseyblops2cel: :marseyblops2cel: and tries to kill him with a gun. Redditors go "I'ma need a source on that." :soyreddit:
URL: {REDDIT: r/news trans_woman_shoots_and_kills_20yearold_in}
VOTES: +29 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LiterallyShaking +3m +17 / -0
> "The victim, a 20-year-old male, was walking near the intersection of 22nd Avenue and East 16th Street at about 1:30 a.m. when he was approached by the suspect and asked if he was transgender," the police report says. "The victim told the suspect he was not transgender and the suspect began verbally harassing the victim."
This is why I'm not a cop. I would have shot him on the spot.

  E +22m +10 / -0
  You can’t even threaten to shoot someone unless you are a cop. I don’t understand the need for the police to protect everyone from their consequences. I would have shot him. I probably would have missed too but I would have shot him.

    LiterallyShaking +3m +10 / -0
    I don't understand why you would be able to threaten to shoot someone but not actually shoot them.

      E +1m +7 / -0
      I don’t understand why cops get to shoot people and I don’t. If I had a gun, I would just shoot the guy. I’m not going to let him murder me. If I had a gun, I would have shot that guy.

      peepeehands +6m +6 / -0
      :#marseyjurisdiction:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
  It's ok, he was just a r-slurred transphobe who didn't know any better. If he was black he would have been shot and the shooter would have been given a medal.

  JohnDevereaux +

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2024-11-09T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant: :marseymerchant:

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2023-01-07T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Wpt has a struggle session over a dumb sportsballer dunking on the train community.
URL: {REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter so_true}
VOTES: +26 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> "Whoever you are, I don't care. You have no idea what you're talking about. I'm here to win. I'm a champion. You're a nobody."
> This is a legendary dunk, not just because of the content, but because of the delivery.
:#marseyemojirofl::#marseyemojirofl:
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +13m +19 / -0
Dunking on troons is always funny. They can't help but feel attacked no matter what.

  ABC +1h +10 / -0
  {IMG}

    cyberdick +1h +3 / -0
    {TENOR: kimmy-ryan-tranny}

  GooooooldMember +2h +4 / -0
  Trains are the most fragile people on the planet. Theyre always butthurt over not being able to put on a dress

ABC +15m +13 / -0
> [I’m a champion. I’m a fucking champion. I’m a fucking champion. I’m a fucking champion. I’m a fucking champion. I’m a fucking champion. I’m a fucking champion. I’m a fucking champion. I’m a fucking champion. I’m a fucking champion.]({TWEET: StephenAMiller})
{IMG}

  ABC +1m +8 / -0
  {IMG}

  GooooooldMember +2h +4 / -0
  I love how hes just a boomer but hes so much funnier than those millenial journos

    cyberdick +1h +2 / -0
    > millenial journos
    {GIF}

GooooooldMember +2h +3 / -0
> I'm a fucking champion. I'm a fucking champion. I'm a fucking champion. I'm a fucking champion. I'm a fucking champion. I'm a fucking champion. I'm a fucking champion. I'm a fucking champion. I'm a fucking champion. I

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2024-03-15T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: !bharatiya :marseyxd:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +1m +4 / -0
:#marseyxd:
{IMG}

  SpookyFartMan69 +9m +4 / -0
  I saw this on reddit, the mods did a heckin' ban evasion so i couldn't check the post history to see if it was a pajeet

  Neon_Needles +5m +3 / -0
  It's actually a pretty good bait.

BussyAtomSmasher +5h +2 / -0
Lmao

GooooooldMember +3h +2 / -0
Chappelle bit

LrameeScrb01 +20h +1 / -0
As a bharatiya myself, I don't find this offensive at all. In fact, I find it incredibly relatable.

  LrameeScrb01 +3m +1 / -0
  I'm also interested in how you're going to handle this post now that I've replied. Will you try and ban evade, or will you just accept the consequences of your actions? I'm genuinely curious. :marseyexcited:

    LrameeScrb01 +1m +1 / -0
    Well, I guess I'm gonna have to go with the ban evade option. I guess I have no other choice. Thanks for the support, everyone! :marseythumbsup:

      LrameeScrb01 +1m +1 / -0
      I have a few more accounts. I'll be back. :marseywave2: :marseywave2: :marseywave2: :marseywave2: :marseywave2: :marseywave2: :marseywave2: :marseywave2: :marseywave2: :marseywave2: :marseywave2: :marseywave2: :marseywave2: :marseywave2: :marseywave2: :

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2022-09-10T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: shits on a bus. :marseychonker2: :marseyscooter: :marseychonker2: and :marseychonker: chimp out in rage.
URL: {REDDIT: r/ActualPublicFreakouts transphobia_on_the_bus}
VOTES: +35 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
tejanx +15m +24 / -0
> "For your information, I am a male. I am a transgender. I am a male transgender. So if you have any problems with my appearance, it's okay. But if you have any problems with me being a transgender, you're going to have a problem with me."
:marseybased:

  ElectricFencePence +1h +12 / -0
  I'd respect that a lot more if the train didn't have to be a whining little bitch about it.

  BWC +1h +6 / -0
  I just wish that she was not a disgusting obese foid, and was actually a hot femboy instead :marseyshrug:

    peepeehands +2h +5 / -0
    :#marseycoomer2:

    tejanx +2h +4 / -0
    We can only dream

    jackie +1h +3 / -0
    this is why you have to be a rightoid, because you can still enjoy the tranny without being a coomer

GT +26m +15 / -0
I think the bus driver should have just taken that bus off the road

  ElectricFencePence +1h +6 / -0
  That's not very green of you.

    GT +1h +5 / -0
    I'm going to have to ask you to stop trying to make me green, I'm not interested

      ElectricFencePence +14m +4 / -0
      :#marseysad:

BoneKongahawk +1h +12 / -0
> Transphobia on the bus
Lol, the whole thing is just fat people being fat.
{GIF}

  BWC +27m

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2023-07-14T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit: how are you doing today? :soyjak: /r/antiwork: if I got a job I would probably kill myself :soyreddit:
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork how_are_you_doing_today}
VOTES: +24 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +4m +19 / -0
> I want to be able to go to the store and buy groceries, not have to worry about my health insurance, and have a safe and happy home to live in.
the health insurance is the least of their concerns

  Downie +11m +10 / -0
  The government should make you a free house, free food, and free healthcare.

  GT +13m +9 / -0
  its amazing how these people have zero agency they have to be given everything

  AutisticOnTheStreets +3h +4 / -0
  I was gonna say, they need to find a job with health insurance, but I forgot they are all in the US and can get the government to pay for it.
  Now I wonder how much money they are paying the government for the privilege of not working.

    Downie +12h +3 / -0
    They'll get a job, they're just waiting for the government to provide the jobs that will pay their expenses, the government is in the process of providing the jobs which will provide them with the income they need for the expenses which they will have after they get the jobs which the government is creating. Don't worry citizen, everything is working as intended and the plan is working.

GT +16m +11 / -0
I like how they never talk about what they do to deserve it. Do they think that they are entitled to it or what

  Downie +7m +10 / -0
  The government owes them a living and it's their right to get that living, they just haven't got the job they deserve yet. It's not their fault that they have to wait for the government to create the job which will provide them the living which they are entitled to.

  johnnypoop +1h +6 / -0
  I like how they never talk about what they

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2023-11-29T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: It’s over for :marseytrain2: : r/transmaxxing user asks about the eternal question of transmaxxing - who will suck their girl dick?
URL: {REDDIT: r/Transmaxxing can_i_get_honest_answers}
VOTES: +38 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm 20 years old and have been trans for a year now. I'm trying to learn to be a woman and be one of the hottest and most beautiful women in the world. I'm currently in college but I don't have any friends. I'm trying to make some but I don't think I'll get any. I feel like I'm gonna be alone forever and I don't think I'll ever be loved by anyone.
> I've been thinking about this a lot and I'm wondering if I'll ever be able to find someone who will love me and will be happy to be with me. I've been thinking about this a lot and I'm wondering if I'll ever be able to find someone who will love me and will be happy to be with me. I don't know what to do and I feel like I'm gonna be alone forever.
> I'm also wondering if I'll ever be able to have a happy family with a partner and children. I feel like I'll never be able to have that. I feel like I'll never be able to have a happy life. I feel like I'll never be able to be happy. I feel like I'll never be able to be loved.
> I'm feeling very sad and depressed. I don't know what to do. I feel like I'm gonna be alone forever.
> I'm also wondering if I'll ever be able to have a happy family with a partner and children. I feel like I'll never be able to have that. I feel like I'll never be able to have a happy life. I feel like I'll never be able to be happy. I feel like I'll never be able to be loved.
> I'm feeling very sad and depressed. I don't know what to do. I feel like I'm gonna be alone forever.
> I'm also wondering if I'll ever be able to have a happy family with a partner and children. I feel like I'll never be able to have that. I feel like I'll never

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2024-10-07T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit tries to pretend they aren’t cuckolds and incels. :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueUnpopularOpinion the_reason_why_so_many_men_are_single_is_because}
VOTES: +34 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> So many men on this sub are just openly admitting that they don’t like women and are just incels in denial.
> “Women are whores”
> “Women are terrible”
> “Men would rather be gay”
> “Women are why I’m single”
> “Women are selfish”
> “Women are unlovable”
> “I’m not a loser, I’m just not attracted to women”
> “Women are the reason I’m single”
> “I don’t want a woman, I want a man”
> “Women are whores”
> “Women are terrible”
> “Men would rather be gay”
> “Women are why I’m single”
> “Women are selfish”
> “Women are unlovable”
> “I’m not a loser, I’m just not attracted to women”
> “Women are the reason I’m single”
> “I don’t want a woman, I want a man”
> “Women are whores”
> “Women are terrible”
> “Men would rather be gay”
> “Women are why I’m single”
> “Women are selfish”
> “Women are unlovable”
> “I’m not a loser, I’m just not attracted to women”
> “Women are the reason I’m single”
> “I don’t want a woman, I want a man”
> “Women are whores”
> “Women are terrible”
> “Men would rather be gay”
> “Women are why I’m single”
> “Women are selfish”
> “Women are unlovable”
> “I’m not a loser, I’m just not attracted to women”
> “Women are the reason I’m single”
> “I don’t want a woman, I want a man”
> “Women are whores”
> “Women are terrible”
> “Men would rather be gay”
> “Women are why I’m single”
> “Women are selfish”
> “Women are unlovable”
> “I’m not

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2025-01-24T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: /r/fuckcars :marseysteer: user calls cops on his own parents for being loud. :marseyblack: :marseyblack: :marseyblack:
URL: {REDDIT: r/fuckcars my_parents_are_sucking_up_my_lounges_power_and}
VOTES: +24 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> My parents are sucking up my lounges power and blowing it out the window
> I'm living with my parents. We had a big fight over the TV and my parents pulled the plug on my lounge, because they want the lounge to die.
> I've been telling them that I'm buying a new lounge but they won't let me because they need the lounge.
> I've been listening to music with the lounge for the past 24 hours, because it's been blowing out my window and I'm getting sick.
> I don't know what to do.
> I've called the cops but they won't do anything.
> I've called my parents but they won't listen.
> I've called my friends but they won't help me.
> I've called my girlfriend but she won't help me.
> I've called my therapist but they won't help me.
> I've called my priest but they won't help me.
> I've called my pastor but they won't help me.
> I've called my doctor but they won't help me.
> I've called my lawyer but they won't help me.
> I've called my accountant but they won't help me.
> I've called my plumber but they won't help me.
> I've called my electrician but they won't help me.
> I've called my mechanic but they won't help me.
> I've called my HVAC technician but they won't help me.
> I've called my realtor but they won't help me.
> I've called my mortgage lender but they won't help me.
> I've called my insurance agent but they won't help me.
> I've called my financial planner but they won't help me.
> I've called my estate planner but they won't help me.
> I've called my executor but they won't help me.
> I've called my probate attorney but they won't help me.
> I've called my personal

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2024-02-18T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Twittertard tells a joke. Bigots and chuds seethe in replies. :marseyxd:
URL: {TWEET: 626_justcool}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +39m +6 / -0
I'm not racist, I just hate niggers

  s_a_n_t_b +20m +7 / -0
  You don't hate niggers, you just hate people

  Neon_Needles +1m +4 / -0
  I am racist, but I don’t care. :#marseycool2:

    SpookyFartMan69 +1m +3 / -0
    :marseycool2:

  whyareyou +4h +2 / -0
  :marseyhesright:

UncleBen +27m +6 / -0
> [A new one I just learned. “He’s a real go-getter, he’s going to be president in 2024!”]({TWEET: 626_justcool})
{IMG}

  Neon_Needles +10m +2 / -0
  :marseyxd:

  whyareyou +4h +1 / -0
  someone should tell him to be careful, with those comments.

  jesus +1h +1 / -0
  :#marseymerchantfoid: :#marseymerchantfoid: :#marseymerchantfoid:

LowAPM +1h +2 / -0
i dont get it :taylaugh:

  whyareyou +4h +1 / -0
  :marseygigaretard:

    LowAPM +12m +1 / -0
    :tayclap:

whyareyou +5h +1 / -0
:#marseysoylentgrin:

GooooooldMember +6h +1 / -0
Trump is the new 1984
{GIF}

  whyareyou +24m +1 / -

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2023-11-09T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors and their morbid curiosity :marseyshapiro:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +20 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Enrico_Motassa +1m +8 / -0
:#marseywoodchipper2:

  whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
  :marseyagreesuperspeed:

DickButtKiss +1h +6 / -0
If he's so powerful why doesn't he use it to rescue all the women and children from the tunnels? He's a fucking hero!

  Neon_Needles +1h +2 / -0
  He’s saving the children by ending them, chud.

johnnypoop +3m +5 / -0
I literally don't understand why this matters. I don't care if a pedo is an architect, a plumber, or a CEO. Just fucking kill them all

  whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
  Then you wouldn't understand why so many people are so up in arms about this. It's a test. If you don't understand the test you fail the test. We are all failures.

    johnnypoop +30s +2 / -0
    I don't think I'm failing the test, I'm just not playing

      whyareyou +34s +2 / -0
      You're still failing the test

        johnnypoop +28s +2 / -0
        :#marseyindignant:

  89wc +1h +2 / -0
  :marseyreading: it's literally a test to see if you're a degenerate or not

    johnnypoop +42s +2 / -0
    :#marseyagreefast:

      89wc +21m +2 / -0
      <img src="{IMG}" style="filter: sepia(100%) saturate(500%) hue-rotate(60deg) drop-shadow(-1px 1px 5px lime);">

        johnnypoop +21s +2 / -0
        :#marsey

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2022-01-06T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit - Dive into the world of reddit :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +7 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Klenn_and_Back_Again +4m +2 / -0
>active user: 120 million
>reddit.net: 2010
>reddit: 2005
>reddit.com: 2002
>reddit.com: 2001
>reddit.com: 2000
>reddit.com: 1999
>reddit.com: 1998
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>reddit.com: 1987
>reddit.com: 1986
>reddit.com: 1985
>reddit.com: 1984
>reddit.com: 1983
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>reddit.com: 1981
>reddit.com: 1980
>reddit.com: 1979
>reddit.com: 1978
>reddit.com: 1977
>reddit.com: 1976
>reddit.com: 1975
>reddit.com: 1974
>reddit.com: 1973
>reddit.com: 1972
>reddit.com: 1971
>reddit.com: 1970
>reddit.com: 1969
>reddit.com: 1968
>reddit.com: 1967
>reddit.com: 1966
>reddit.com: 1

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2025-01-08T22Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain:

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2024-09-10T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: NERD ALERT: :marseysoylentgrin: NERD ALERT: :marseysoylentgrin: NERD ALERT: :marseysoylentgrin: NERD ALERT: :marseysoylentgrin:
URL: {REDDIT: r/Edmonton the_city_is_planning_to_ban_bicycles}
VOTES: +12 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
lmaoprankt +1h +6 / -0
>every day I wake up and wonder why we don’t have more cyclists on the road
>>Because people don’t like having to share the road with bikes
:marseybikecuck: :marseybikecuck: :marseybikecuck:

BigBussyHunter +4m +5 / -0
{IMG}
:#soyjakwowtalking:

  peepeehands +20m +7 / -0
  > 200+ upvotes
  i hate reddit so much it's unreal

    BigBussyHunter +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseyhammersnoo:

peepeehands +2m +5 / -0
> [I'm fine with the city banning cars. That would be great.]({REDDIT: r/Edmonton the_city_is_planning_to_ban_bicycles})
>> I am as well.
:#soyjakwow:

  KawaiiFembee +41m +3 / -0
  The only way to get rid of cars is to make bicycling mandatory. It's the only way to force car owners to move their asses and stop being lazy fat fucks.

  Adolin113355 +42m +2 / -0
  >I'm fine with the city banning cars. That would be great.
  This but unironically. All the money saved from not having to maintain roads and highways, not having to pay for police to handle car accidents, not having to pay for people to clean up the mess after a car wreck, not having to pay for people to dig up the road to replace the potholes that form in two days, not having to pay for a vehicle

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2022-01-26T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor asks his foid friends to tell him how he can make his wife feel “desired.” They all immediately tell him to fuck his wife in the ass. :marseyderp:
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice i_told_my_wife_i_want_to_make_her_feel_more}
VOTES: +66 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +10m +72 / -0
>My wife (32f) has been feeling a bit unfulfilled lately.
I would not be surprised if this was a coomer who got his wife to watch him jerk off and now she's unfulfilled because of it.
:marseycoomer:

  Cabin_Boy_Widener +10m +30 / -0
  The scrote is a redditor, it's 99% chance

  KinoBushido +3h +11 / -0
  It's a 27yo who watches his wife get dicked down by a trans woman

  CrayolaCrack +2h +7 / -0
  >I would not be surprised if this was a coomer who got his wife to watch him jerk off
  It's not, the wife is a fucking freak.

    BigBussyHunter +2m +10 / -0
    If she is into watching him jerk off, she is a freak. But, then again, redditors are freaks so it all balances out :marseywholesome:

Wuzizname +22m +61 / -0
> I guess I’ll have to get on the lube, put on some music and bust inside her.
:marseylaugh:

  Elise_Culpepper +1h +23 / -0
  > Bust inside her
  :marseydisagree:

  OLDMAN +2h +14 / -0
  >put on some music
  :marseyfloyd:

  Garry_Chess +3h +10 / -0
  I would just tell my wife to fuck me. She’s a foid, she knows how to do that.

  KinoBushido +3h +

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2023-06-27T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: R-slur redditors :marseyseethe: over the fact that not everyone likes their favorite :marseytrain: and politics show.
URL: {REDDIT: r/television dave_chappelle_will_not_appear_on_john_oliver}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Dramamine +2h +5 / -0
I don't even understand how they think it's about Dave being transphobic. It's about Dave being a dramanaut and John Oliver being a boring faggot.

  whyareyou +5h +2 / -0
  i laughed at this, thanks

    Dramamine +1m +1 / -0
    :#marseyblowkiss:

X +13m +4 / -0
drama?

  Neon_Needles +12m +5 / -0
  I meant to post in main, but oopsie.
  Edit: I’m a retard

    X +1m +4 / -0
    lol i posted it for you babe
    :#marseyjewoftheorient:

      Neon_Needles +4m +3 / -0
      :marseyblowkiss:

  whyareyou +7h +2 / -0
  there is literally no drama in this link but
  {IMG}

    X +14m +1 / -0
    i think he meant to post it in main :marseysad:ly i posted it for him

      whyareyou +1m +2 / -0
      :marseycheerup:

        X +2m +1 / -0
        LOL he posted it in main so I deleted it here

          whyareyou +4m +2 / -0
          :marseycheerup:

BimothyX1 +20m +3 / -0
John Oliver is a gay retard

  whyareyou +7h +1 / -0
  he's a bong so that's a given

    BimothyX1 +5m +1 / -0
    What's a bong

      whyareyou

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2023-05-07T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Fat foid on /r/cripplingalcoholism is mad her husband has an anime body pillow and is worried he is cheating on her. :marseychonkerfoid::marseyneckbeard:
URL: {REDDIT: r/cripplingalcoholism my_husband_has_a_bodypillow_of_an_anime_girl}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I’m so mad at him for this. He doesn’t even watch anime. I don’t know why he has this. He used to say he was celibate and now he has this. I’m so jealous of this pillow. I want a bodypillow so bad but I can’t afford one. I feel like I’m not good enough for him. He also has another pillow of a video game character. I’m so jealous of her. He told me he’ll never get another pillow because he’s celibate but now he has this. I’m so jealous of this pillow. I don’t know what to do. I feel like I’m not good enough for him. I’m so mad at him for this. I don’t know why he has this. I feel like I’m not good enough for him. I don’t know what to do. I’m so jealous of this pillow. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do.

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2023-07-28T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 400 comment thread of absolute seethe from Foids as fat chick posts picture of her boyfriend. :marseychonkerfoid:
URL: {REDDIT: r/FemaleDatingStrategy this_is_what_our_moids_actually_look_like}
VOTES: +40 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BigBussyHunter +3m +52 / -0
{IMG}
> I can fix him
:#marseychonkerfoidpuke:

  W +45m +33 / -0
  I remember when women were told they needed to be confident. Now they're told they need to be just as insecure as men.

    BigBussyHunter +1m +20 / -0
    It's a real mystery :marseyhmm:

    IslamWasRightAboutWomen +35m +7 / -0
    It's just basic equality, if women are confident they'll become just as entitled as men

    JohnDevereaux +3h +5 / -0
    The only thing women should be confident about is that their tears are worthless and no one will care if they cry.

  JohnDevereaux +4h +3 / -0
  :#marseycoomer2: :#marseychonkerfoidpuke: :#marseymini:

peepeehands +2m +43 / -0
{IMG}
:#marseyxd:

  BigBussyHunter +1m +32 / -0
  :marseyinvestigate:
  {IMG} {IMG}
  :#marseyeyelidpulling:

    peepeehands +1m +30 / -0
    100% guaranteed he's still a virgin

      BigBussyHunter +1m +25 / -0
      I don't think he's even had sex with his wife and that's what's so funny about his wife's post

        peepeehands +1m +23 / -0
        it's so fucking over

          BigBussyHunter +1m +13 / -0
          :marseycheerup:

          JohnDevereaux +4h +

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2022-09-08T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Cute twink is mad that he can’t be a good whore to the gays.
URL: {REDDIT: r/askgaybros am_i_a_toxic_gay}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Neon_Needles +2m +10 / -0
> I’m a gay male, I’ve never been in a relationship. I’ve been with a lot of men and I’m not ashamed to say that I’ve had a lot of sex. But I’ve never been in a relationship because I don’t know how to be in a relationship. I don’t know how to be in a relationship with a man. I don’t know how to be in a relationship with a woman. I don’t know how to be in a relationship with a man and a woman. I don’t know how to be in a relationship with a man and a woman and a man. I don’t know how to be in a relationship with a man and a woman and a man and a woman. I don’t know how to be in a relationship with a man and a woman and a man and a woman and a man. I don’t know how to be in a relationship with a man and a woman and a man and a woman and a man and a woman. I don’t know how to be in a relationship with a man and a woman and a man and a woman and a man and a woman and a man. I don’t know how to be in a relationship with a man and a woman and a man and a woman and a man and a woman and a man and a woman. I don’t know how to be in a relationship with a man and a woman and a man and a woman and a man and a woman and a man and a woman and a man. I don’t know how to be in a relationship with a man and a woman and a man and a woman and a man and a woman and a man and a woman and a man and a woman. I don’t know how to be in a relationship with a man and a woman and a man and a woman and a man and a woman and a man and a woman and a man and a woman and a man.
WTF does this mean?

  ABC +1m +11 / -0

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2023-02-27T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor who got 14 year sentence for beating a woman. Now, he wants the government to give him $150k a year. :marseylaugh:
URL: {REDDIT: r/MadeMeSmile i_am_finally_free}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GT +1m +15 / -0
This is the person calling you a racist on reddit

  peepeehands +4m +12 / -0
  imagine if the prison guards let him use the internet while he was in prison, he would have single handedly destroyed reddit

    GT +4m +8 / -0
    He's not a furry so he wouldn't be able to access reddit

    Love_Everyone +1h +3 / -0
    I can't even imagine how he would get on reddit with a prison phone.

      peepeehands +5m +3 / -0
      idk they let prisoners use the internet at least for research purposes, it's why they have to submit their writing assignments on paper

        Love_Everyone +1m +2 / -0
        I'm sure they do, but I'd assume the admins of reddit would want to keep that information to themselves.

          peepeehands +2m +2 / -0
          That's the problem, how do you get that information out of the prison? You can't post on reddit if you don't have access to the internet. You can't just email it to yourself and then post it.

            Love_Everyone +1m +3 / -0
            I'm sure there's a way. It's not like a person who wants to break the law wouldn't have some idea of how to do it.

  Neon_Needles +3m +6 / -0
  I'm not racist, I just hate white people. :marseyblm:

whyareyou +1h +2 / -0
Dear subhuman filth, if you actually had a job, you could get by on $150k. This is just another excuse to stay on the dole.

  johnnypoop +1h +1 / -0
  I

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2023-03-22T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Chad :marseygigachad: posts his dick on Reddit. Gigafoid seethe as they realize they are not what is wanted.
URL: {REDDIT: r/amiugly 24m_would_i_be_a_good_look_for_a_date}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Losercel +4m +13 / -0
>24
>5'11
>chad
:#marseyxd:

  peepeehands +33m +9 / -0
  :#marseychingchong:

  BigBussyHunter +27m +6 / -0
  :marseymanlet: :marseyitsover:

  JohnDevereaux +4h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

    Losercel +5m +1 / -0
    :marseyconfused:

      JohnDevereaux +1h +1 / -0
      I'm just throwing it out there, it's not like he's got an anime avatar.
      ||Nigga, you got to be joking.||

        Losercel +3h +1 / -0
        It's a [profile](https://old.reddit.com/user/Dezign_Josh) picture of a dude called Dezign Josh. He's a 5'11" 24 year old white guy who's into anime and likes to post his body on reddit. That's it.

Hordofboars +1m +6 / -0
:#marseyhesright:

JohnDevereaux +4h +1 / -0
>24m
{IMG}ed
>5'11"
{IMG} 'tall'eded
>Would I be a good look for a date?
{IMG} 'hot' 'tall' 'not incel' 'not fat' 'not gay' 'not a nigger' 'not a woman' 'not a tranny' 'not a felon' 'not a sex offender' 'not a pedo' 'not a degen' 'not a reddit user' 'not a faggot' 'not a retard' '

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2023-12-16T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit: It’s not a fetish. :marseyindignant:
URL: {REDDIT: r/okbuddycinephile how_many_times_have_you_rewatched_the_saw_movie}
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
H +4m +14 / -0
> The fact that you don't see this as a fetish is weird to me. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it or that you should feel bad. I just think it's a bit weird that you're into watching a man die a horrible, gruesome death.
:#marseygiggle:

  89wc +15m +7 / -0
  >watching a man die a horrible, gruesome death
  are you kidding me

    H +1m +3 / -0
    I'm sorry I was wrong. I meant to say "a funny, entertaining, and gratuitously violent death."

      89wc +1m +1 / -0
      >gratuitously
      >watching a man die a horrible, gruesome death
      :#marseyquestion:

        H +3m +4 / -0
        I meant to say "a hilarious, entertaining, and gratuitously violent death." The Saw franchise is very funny and the characters are not human. They're playing a game to the death.

          89wc +3m +1 / -0
          :#marseyemojismilemouthcoldsweat:

  johnnypoop +14m +5 / -0
  >It's not a fetish
  >t. Person who thinks watching a man die a horrible death is a fetish

    H +1m +6 / -0
    It's not a fetish if it's funny. Saw is very funny.

      johnnypoop +49s +4 / -0
      :#marseynotes:

  Tomfoolery +1h +3 / -0
  I'm not a :marseypedo: I just have a fondness for children.

    H +4m +2 / -0
    I'm not a :marseypedo: I just have a fondness for

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2022-07-23T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit Jannies and gays having a struggle sesh about how much they hate each other.
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_is_the_most_oppressive_culture_or_ideology}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Jimbo_B_Beterson +36m +9 / -0
Reddit jannies are actually worse than nazis, because they are the equivalent of the SS

  Soren +37m +5 / -1
  I am going to stop you right there, nazis were the SS. The SS was the armed wing of the nazi party. The actual party was the nazi party, the SS was the nazis army. You are wrong.

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +5 / -0
    Reddit jannies are the SS, the nazis are the SS

      Soren +3m +4 / -1
      Yes, because the SS is the SS

        Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +4 / -0
        The SS are the nazis, the nazis are the SS

          Soren +4m +4 / -1
          Yes, the SS are the nazis, and the nazis are the SS, we have established this, get a grip, Soren is going to stop you right there

            Jimbo_B_Beterson +43s +5 / -0
            The SS are the nazis, the nazis are the SS, the SS are the nazis, the nazis are the SS

              Soren +2m +4 / -1
              Yes, the SS are the nazis, the nazis are the SS, the SS are the nazis, the nazis are the SS, you are right Soren is going to stop you right there.

                Jimbo_B_Beterson +1m +5 / -0
                The SS are the nazis, the nazis are the SS, the SS are the nazis, the nazis are the SS, the SS are the nazis, the nazis are the SS

                  Soren +1m +3 / -1
                  Yes, the SS are the nazis, the nazis are the SS, the

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2022-10-27T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/antiwork users want to put midgets on jannie salaries and also have an opinion on the latest fallout game. :marseymanlet: :!marseyjanny2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/antiwork fallout_4_is_one_of_the_most_racist_and}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> This game is basically a documentary on how a racist would view the world
> > I think its more of a documentary on how a racist would want the world to be
> > > That is even worse. It’s saying that a racist would want to be racist.
:#marseyeyeroll:
> [–]AyyLmao_ 43 points 17 hours ago
> I'm a big guy and I don't like being treated as a big guy. I don't like it when people try to make me a joke or get a reaction out of me because I'm big. I don't like being treated as a big guy.
> > [–]TheRealAllyMcBeal 22 points 17 hours ago
> > I'm a manlet and I don't like being treated as a manlet. I don't like it when people try to make me a joke or get a reaction out of me because I'm short. I don't like being treated as a manlet.
> > > [–]AyyLmao_ 4 points 17 hours ago
> > > How about I treat you both like people?
:#marseymanlet:
COMMENTS:
Avalon +14m +3 / -0
> I think its more of a documentary on how a racist would want the world to be
LMAO. Based antiwork..

Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +2 / -0
I like the midgets in Fallout 4, I can't stand the midgets in Fallout 76

  THOMAS +1h +1 / -0
  Yeah i dont get it, he was a *super mutant*, like why are the ghouls the abominations and not the super mutants?

    Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +1 / -0
    I think

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2022-05-22T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Some bitch in a dating app group chat is a giant bitch and claims to be a victim of abuse. /r/datingapp users rightfully call her a lying bitch.
URL: {REDDIT: r/datingoverthirty the_bitch_rule}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
chapodestroyer +6m +8 / -0
>Abuse. Yeah, I think you’d have to be fucking crazy to think you can’t report this shit. I’ve reported a lot of shit over the years and never had a problem. I’ve had men tell me I can’t report them for sexual assault and I’ve reported them anyway and the police investigated. I’ve reported women for sexual assault and they’ve been investigated too.
>“No evidence” is a cop out. It’s a fucking lie. If you’re abused, you have evidence.
>Same goes for harassment. I’ve had men say “I’m not doing anything wrong” and I’ve reported them and they’ve been arrested.
:#marseycope:

  ChungusEnjoyer +1h +3 / -0
  > I’ve reported a lot of shit over the years and never had a problem
  She is a victim of abuse. The abuse is herself.

    chapodestroyer +6m +3 / -0
    > I’ve reported women for sexual assault and they’ve been investigated too.
    :#marseyxdoubt:

Chtorrr +1h +3 / -0
>That's what makes this so infuriating. I'm a male and I don't have to deal with these fucking bullshit rules. I can report a dude for making a rape threat, and the police are going to do something about it. You're telling me a woman who has been raped is not going to be taken seriously because "well we don't have any evidence" when she has a police report?
How much do you want to bet she's been reported for making rape threats?

  ChungusEnjoyer +15m +3 / -0
  > I'm a male and I don't have to deal with these fucking bullshit rules. I can report a dude for making a rape threat, and the police are going to do something about it
  :#marse

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2022-04-20T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foids :marseysneed: about how to not get raped
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes how_do_you_guys_manage_to_not_get_raped}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>By taking the appropriate safety measures, such as not being alone with a man who you don't know and have not met.
How are these people real?
COMMENTS:
TraderOfSouls +1m +11 / -0
>How do you guys manage to not get raped?
:#marseyhmm: :#marseythinkorino: :#marseyhmmm: :#marseythonk:
:#marseynoooticer:

  ACA +10m +10 / -0
  how do I get raped

    GT +5m +6 / -0
    I think you have to live in the west for that

    WootFatigue +1h +4 / -0
    I’m still waiting for someone to rape me. I’ve even put out a wanted ad on Craigslist.

  TariqNasheed +2m +4 / -0
  :marseywrongthonk:

ABC +13m +11 / -0
> [I have a general rule to never be alone with a man unless I know them. I have a friend who was raped by her ex, and he managed to get her to an isolated place to do it.]({REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes how_do_you_guys_manage_to_not_get_raped})
Lol, I wonder what they'd say about a moid saying the same thing.

  Pingas +4h +3 / -0
  We'd call them a sex haver and put them in the dungeons.

  cyberbane +4h +1 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/post/61640/why-are-moids-so-scared-of

Allende +1h +4 / -0
>How do you guys manage to not get raped?
Oh I get raped all the time. It's called sex.

WootFatigue +1h +4 / -0
I’ve been raped twice. The first time was by a woman.

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2024-03-13T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Absolute retard sneeds about an 8 year old girl not liking him. :marseyxd:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_yelling_at_a_girl_because_she_didnt_want}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +1m +16 / -0
> [I think you are the AH for being 36 and still wanting to play with 8 year olds.]({REDDIT: r/AmItheAsshole aita_for_yelling_at_a_girl_because_she_didnt_want})
:marseyhesright:

  peepeehands +1m +10 / -0
  > I think you are the AH for being 36 and still wanting to play with 8 year olds.
  {IMG}

  Elias_Acorn +1h +5 / -0
  Dude has been playing with 8 year olds for 10 years lol. He was posting on r/teenagers at 16 and r/teenagers_irl at 26. :marseywoodchipper2:

peepeehands +2m +13 / -0
> I think you are the AH for being 36 and still wanting to play with 8 year olds.
:#marseywoodchipper2:

  whyareyou +3h +3 / -0
  This is not a joke. This is the ONLY correct take.

3_in_the_spink +1h +7 / -0
> The last time I asked a girl out she hit me, and I don't know if that was because she was scared of me or what, but it was definitely traumatic. So I've been playing it safe since then.
{GIF}

  peepeehands +10m +5 / -0
  @peepeehands got hit by a girl once too
  it was when @peepeehands was like 12 and a girl hit @peepeehands with a volleyball and @peepeehands was just standing there on the beach and the volleyball hit @peepeehands in the face and @peepeehands fell over and the girl was

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2024-02-29T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am so fucking tired of hearing about the "mental health" of kids and zoomers. I just want to see them dead.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +51 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I am literally so tired of hearing about how kids are depressed and going to kill themselves because they can’t fuck a dude in the ass and a black dude is president. It’s so fucking annoying. Like, I am not a chud or anything. I just want to see them dead. :marseydoomer:
COMMENTS:
Morpheuswipe +13m +24 / -0
>they can't fuck a dude in the ass
The only reason I don't kill myself is I know there are no gays in my country

  CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +28m +16 / -0
  You need to start a gofundme, get a passport and go find some bussy. Or you could get a passport and go find some bussy and then kill yourself, that also works

    Morpheuswipe +2m +11 / -0
    I'll have to stay in the closet for a few more months, I'm flying to Thailand soon though so I'll have to make do with ladyboys

      CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +4m +6 / -0
      >I'll have to stay in the closet for a few more months
      I am sorry to hear that. Have you tried going to Thailand?

        Morpheuswipe +3m +4 / -0
        I'm going to Thailand in 4 weeks

          CheedsCheedNCheed2025Inc +1m +4 / -0
          Good luck, I hope it goes well. Don't get bussyblasted

    JohnDevereaux +1h +6 / -0
    >get a passport
    {IMG}

  TheDunceonMaster +18m +8 / -0
  Same, tbh. I love sex with men, but I'm not risking AIDS in the states.

    Ladytroon +29m +11 / -0
    >not taking the risk
    >not getting the reward
    :#

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2023-07-20T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "Hahaha, what a weirdo! Surely this is just an oddball that no one will agree with! I mean, who is going to side with a loser on the internet?!" :marseyshapiro:
URL: {REDDIT: r/PoliticalCompassMemes liberals_are_the_new_republicans}
VOTES: +80 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Liberals are the new republicans
> "What do you mean by that? I'm confused. Republicans are the party of the rich and corporations and liberals are the party of the poor and the working class."
> "You are right! And just like republicans, liberals are the party of the rich and corporations."
> "That's ridiculous! Liberals are the party of the poor!"
> "And republicans are the party of the poor. They are the same thing. They are just different sides of the same coin."
> "This is a false equivalence. Liberals and republicans are not the same thing. They are different parties with different ideologies."
> "They are the same thing. They are both parties of the rich and corporations."
> "No, they are not. Liberals are the party of the poor and the working class. Republicans are the party of the rich and corporations."
> "They are the same thing. They are both parties of the rich and corporations."
> "No, they are not. Liberals are the party of the poor and the working class. Republicans are the party of the rich and corporations."
> "They are the same thing. They are both parties of the rich and corporations."
> "No, they are not. Liberals are the party of the poor and the working class. Republicans are the party of the rich and corporations."
> "They are the same thing. They are both parties of the rich and corporations."
> "No, they are not. Liberals are the party of the poor and the working class. Republicans are the party of the rich and corporations."
> "They are the same thing. They are both parties of the rich and corporations."
> "No, they are not. Liberals are the party of the poor and the working class. Republicans are the party of the rich and corporations."
> "They are the same thing. They are both parties of the rich and corporations."
> "No, they are not. Liberals are

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2022-06-11T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: This is what women want, apparently
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_wish_i_was_a_mother}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Patriarch +20m +7 / -0
This is the woman you should have let get away with you
{IMG}

  Neon_Needles +44s +5 / -0
  > She is at a point in life where she is not even attracted to men.
  :marseydisagree::marseydisagree::marseydisagree:

    Patriarch +1m +5 / -0
    She’s definitely attracted to men, just not her husband

      Neon_Needles +3m +2 / -0
      Hmmm…. maybe she just hates him for being a cuck?
      :marseyshrug:

        Patriarch +4m +3 / -0
        Maybe she just wants a dick in her
        :marseyshrug:

NotLikeOtherFoids +35m +5 / -0
>I was told by a therapist that the women's movement is one of the greatest threats to the female psyche. You can't have a movement without identity. The "mommy" identity is how many women find their purpose. It's why I stopped getting into arguments with my husband about me not wanting to have kids. He is so happy to be a father that he doesn't mind not having a mother. He wants to be a dad, not a man. I want to be a woman, not a mother.
>There is a lot of truth to this. I am a 50 year old woman with 2 kids and a husband. I have a strong desire to be a mom. I don't want to be a mom to a kid, I want to be a mom to my kids. I feel like I am missing out on my life because I am a mom to my kids, not a mom to a kid. I don't know if this makes sense, but it's how I feel.
:marseygoodnight:y

peepeehands +53m +4 / -0
what a fucking loser
> The "mommy" identity is how many women

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2023-06-26T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: What the fuck is up with this new trend of people making "I am a white girl who likes black men" posts? :marseythinkorino::marseythinkorino::marseythinkorino::marseythinkorino:
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_the_fuck_is_up_with_this_new_trend_of_people}
VOTES: +36 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
dramaqueen +33m +21 / -0
i hate redditors so much its unreal

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +19m +10 / -0
  > So many people here are missing the point. I’m white and I have dated exclusively black men for my entire adult life. I love them. I don’t get to choose who I love and I’m not interested in the cultural discussion about it. I just want to live my life and love my boyfriend.
  > I’m not saying I don’t understand the concerns of the white men who are feeling left out of dating and are resentful that women are choosing men of color over them. I just don’t have any advice for them because I don’t have any experience with it. I’m not judging them, I just don’t have the experience to be of any help.
  > To the men here who are feeling left out of dating, I would say: If you’re white and you can’t find a white woman to date, maybe consider dating a woman of color. I’ve never dated a white woman and I’m not interested in doing so.
  > I’m not interested in debating it further. I love my boyfriend and I’m not interested in discussing dating dynamics with men who aren’t my boyfriend.

    dramaqueen +1m +8 / -0
    foids like a nigga thats different from the rest of us

      SnappyIsMyWaifu +4m +5 / -0
      > foids like a nigga thats different from the rest of us
      :#marseyagree:

    MarseylnBoots +20m +6 / -0
    :#marseypenny2:

      SnappyIsMyWaifu +26m +6 / -0
      She's not

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2022-06-19T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors discuss the one thing they all agree on: killing babies is ok. :marseybaby::marseybaby::marseybaby:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueUnpopularOpinion i_am_prochoice_and_i_would_get_an_abortion_at_22}
VOTES: +45 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +4m +37 / -0
> I'd also like to know at what point it's too late to abort a fetus
:#marseybabykiller:

  Neon_Needles +1m +29 / -0
  >Abortion is a human right.
  >I would get an abortion at 22 months.
  :#marseyemojirofl:

    KAT_B0T +24m +15 / -0
    A fetus isn’t a baby, it’s a clump of cells. A clump of cells is not a human, so you can’t murder it

    BigBussyHunter +2m +10 / -0
    :#marseybaby:

    chapodestroyer +1h +5 / -0
    :#marseyeyeroll:

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +3m +19 / -0
  22 months, 22 weeks, 22 days, 22 hours, 22 seconds, 22 minutes.
  It's 22 you fucking bigot. And that's a good thing.

    X +2m +15 / -0
    > 22 months, 22 weeks, 22 days, 22 hours, 22 seconds, 22 minutes.
    :#marseyhesright:

  UnheardIdentity +33m +10 / -0
  :#marseybaby: :#marseybabykiller:

    Chapose +1h +6 / -0
    :#marseybaby: :#marseybaby: :#marseybaby: :#marseybabykiller: :#!marseybaby: :#!marseybaby: :#!marseybaby:

    X +6m +4

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2024-05-23T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Leftoids on Reddit are shocked that a majority of people don't care about their problems. :marseyshook:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueReddit on_a_scale_of_1_10_how_much_do_you_care_about}
VOTES: +23 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Bluefish +45m +18 / -0
You don't understand chud, my problems are really important and they are everyone else's problem as well. :#soyjaktantrumfast:

  Neon_Needles +3m +12 / -0
  It’s not like I can just go to a library, read a book, and get an education, chud.

    Bluefish +2m +9 / -0
    :#marseydarkfoidretardtalking:

    johannesalthusius +1h +6 / -0
    > It’s not like I can just go to a library, read a book, and get an education, chud.
    {IMG}

  SnappyIsMyWaifu +25m +9 / -0
  The average person can't do anything about my problems, so they don't matter.

  EEE +1h +8 / -0
  > I don't understand why people are concerned about their own problems instead of my problems.
  > :#soyjaktantrumfasttalking:
  I do. I don't care about yours.

peepeehands +7m +11 / -0
> 0.5
:#gigachad4:

ConchShell +32m +6 / -0
They all gave a 10 yet they still are upset. Fucking retards

  Goomble +1h +4 / -0
  :marseyme:

Tevs +1h +6 / -0
> I care about other people's problems as much as they care about mine.
:#marseyagreesuperspeed:

Goomble +2h +3 / -0
These people don't have any problems :marseyxd:

GooooooldMember +5h +2 / -0
> I care about other

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2024-09-28T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Fat fucks cry and shit about how they will never be hot like that :marseyxd:
URL: {REDDIT: r/PlusSize oh_god_yes}
VOTES: +11 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
KoreanDandyKing +2m +8 / -0
{IMG}
:marseywould:

  peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
  :#marseywould:

  whyareyou +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

  BananaSlugToucher +4h +3 / -0
  I would bang that 8.5

  forgor +1h +2 / -0
  :marseywouldnt:

arsey +2h +2 / -0
I like that they are so delusional they think they are super hot when they are just fat.

forgor +1h +1 / -0
I'm sure this is real and not a fetish

DildongusPrimative +3h +1 / -0
What is this? Why do they have a plus size sub for a video game?

  Neon_Needles +2m +1 / -0
  Fat people and their stupid obsessions with video games.

    DildongusPrimative +1m +1 / -0
    The only thing I love more than fat people is a good video game. It's a perfect combo.

      Neon_Needles +1m +1 / -0
      They are the fat people who say they are “too busy” to work out and that they need to be a “normal weight” to have any hope of being fit.

        DildongusPrimative +5m +1 / -0
        It's a vicious cycle of sedentary lifestyle, poor diet, and self delusion.

          Neon_Needles +1m +1 / -0
          > It's a vicious cycle of sedentary lifestyle, poor diet, and self delusion. How do I break this? I am a good person and I deserve to be hot, just like everyone else!
          :#soysnoo3talking:

            DildongusPrimative

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2022-12-06T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/entertainment: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain:
URL: {REDDIT: r/entertainment disney_will_have_a_nonbinary_character_in_the}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +6m +11 / -0
> [The character has a gender identity, but no gender. They are neither male or female.](https://www.unddit.com/r/entertainment/comments/zxy74l/disney_will_have_a_nonbinary_character_in_the/i3b0h95/)
>> So they are both male and female.
>>> [They are neither.]({REDDIT: r/entertainment disney_will_have_a_nonbinary_character_in_the})
:#marseyxdoubt:

  ABC +2m +5 / -0
  > [I can't wait for the show to be released so that people can see for themselves that it's not a caricature and is actually a well written, well developed character.](https://www.unddit.com/r/entertainment/comments/zxy74l/disney_will_have_a_nonbinary_character_in_the/i3b0j8y/)
  >[–] 1488-1488 1 point 16 hours ago
  >That's the joke. There is no non-binary character in the show, that's a joke by the character.
  >> [And yet, there is a non-binary character in the show, that's the joke by the show.](https://www.unddit.com/r/entertainment/comments/zxy74l/disney_will_have_a_nonbinary_character_in_the/i3b0j8y/)
  :marseyspecialpat:

    X +1h +4 / -0
    :#marseyxd:

  X +1h +3 / -0
  They are both male and female
  :#marseywrongthonk:

  BigBussyHunter +10h +2 / -0
  > They are neither.
  :marseyeyeroll2:
  Can't even try to make sense with

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2023-12-25T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown: :marseykingcrown:
URL: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/joe-biden-son-son-in-law-spend-christmas-away-from-president
VOTES: +14 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BrasilIguana +1m +11 / -0
>President's sons and son-in-law
Yeah they are a bunch of faggots, no need to bring up the president

  Neon_Needles +2m +7 / -0
  You don't understand. The president's son and son-in-law did something and it's because of the president's son and son-in-law, you see. That's why it's important.
  Also, I bet the president is a fag.

    BrasilIguana +1m +5 / -0
    :#marseydepressed:
    I'm sorry you are so fucking stupid

      Neon_Needles +2m +5 / -0
      :#chudtantrum:

  ConchShell +1h +4 / -0
  :marseybrainlet:
  This is a chud website

  whyareyou +47m +1 / -0
  *President's sons-in-law and son

    BrasilIguana +3m +2 / -0
    Yes, I think the article is wrong
    But I am not going to read the article and find out

      whyareyou +11m +1 / -0
      the article is not wrong and you are a retard

        BrasilIguana +1m +2 / -0
        :#marseydealwithit:

          whyareyou +2m +1 / -0
          :marseyropeyourselfmirror:

X +1m +4 / -0
:#marseyrofl:

ALASKAN +3m +3 / -0
i don't get it

  Neon_Needles +1m +3 / -0
  It’s just funny.
  :

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2024-07-15T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I don't think I have ever seen a female and male that looked more alike." :marseytrain:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TransLater i_dont_think_i_have_ever_seen_a_female_and_male}
VOTES: +13 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
X +7m +10 / -0
:#marseyblind:

  X +13m +11 / -0
  {IMG}
  :#marseyxdorbit:

    cyberdick +42m +4 / -0
    that pic is old and its the same pic where the guy says he is trans but with a beard :marseyxd:

peepeehands +3m +7 / -0
:#marseywould:

  TariqFanAccount +2h +2 / -0
  Yeah, this one is pretty good.

Downie +1h +3 / -0
>He's not a tranny. She's a woman, I can see that.

  TariqFanAccount +1h +3 / -0
  The pictures are from before the tranny surgery, and the dude in the picture is actually a dude. The dude is now a dude, but the dude is still a dude.
  It's not a tranny.
  {IMG}

    Downie +40m +3 / -0
    The woman is a woman and the man is a man

      TariqFanAccount +26m +3 / -0
      This is the man's bio, he's not a tranny
      {IMG}

        Downie +3m +3 / -0
        :marseyshook:

        TariqFanAccount +1m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

        TariqFanAccount +1m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

        TariqFanAccount +1m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

        TariqFanAccount +1m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

        TariqFanAccount +2m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

        TariqFanAccount +1m +3 / -0

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2024-03-01T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors talk about how they got off of Reddit for the first time in two years and talk about how much they are missing it.
URL: {REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions how_do_you_manage_to_not_go_on_reddit}
VOTES: +15 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ManBearFridge +6m +8 / -0
I think I have a problem with reddit

  FormerLurKONG +12m +4 / -0
  :#marseyagreesuperspeed:

  SpookyFartMan69 +6h +2 / -0
  I think I have a problem with getting off reddit

    ManBearFridge +13m +1 / -0
    :#marseysweating:

KingBaldwinsFace +1h +2 / -0
> I really need to stop.
Yes, you do.
But you won't.

Redactor0 +1h +1 / -0
I stopped being on it all the time but I'm still on it 3-4 hours a day. It's a good way to pass the time..drama

  SpookyFartMan69 +4h +1 / -0
  I miss the old 4chan where it was just a place to pass the time.drama.drama
  I miss the old 4chan where it was just a place to pass the time

SpookyFartMan69 +6h +1 / -0
I log off for a few months at a time and it's great, then I get back on and am addicted again
It's like heroin, just impossible to quit once you start.drama

  Neon_Needles +2h +1 / -0
  :#marseyheroin:.drama

BulimicSteve +5h +1 / -0
i was on reddit for like 2 years and then i was off for like 2 years.
its really nice but then i come back and just say "reddit? what is that?" and then i feel like a fucking retard :marseygigaretard: :marseyspecial:.drama

  SpookyF

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2022-04-20T13Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Subhuman redditors seethe that they suck at videogames and can't get a gf
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes i_played_video_games_and_i_got_a_gf}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
carpathianflorist +3m +22 / -0
Why are they acting like this is a surprise? She got a boyfriend for playing video games. She’s already a massive loser.

  rakrakaon +2m +17 / -0
  The boyfriend is a massive loser too.

  CarpathiarFlorist +40m +7 / -0
  She should be working on her mental health instead of wasting her time on a vidya.
  50% of her brain capacity is wasted on vidya, the other 50% is wasted on gfs.

    CarpathiarFlorist +14s +3 / -0
    50% on gfs, 50% on trans rights.

  911roofer +1h +2 / -0
  She’s a reddit foid. She’s a massive loser.

Jewdanksdad +1h +5 / -0
>I've never had a boyfriend because I've always been a tomboy
:#marseycope:

  911roofer +52m +3 / -0
  Tomboys don’t exist in America. They all get turned into transvestites.

    Jewdanksdad +1h +3 / -0
    Or they become fat

    MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +1h +2 / -0
    Tomboys don't exist in America, they all get turned into fatties.

      911roofer +44m +2 / -0
      Tomboys don’t exist in America. They all get turned into transvestites.

        MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +2h +1 / -0
        I love how all the tomboys I know are either transvestites or fat as fuck.

    Stranger +1h +1 / -0
    :#marseycope:

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2024-07-04T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors circle jerk about how the internet is cool and how they are a “free thinker” and “intellectual” but they are also the biggest of fags and pussies. :marseysoylentgrin:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TheoryOfReddit the_internet_is_a_nightmare}
VOTES: +16 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BussydoFollower +12m +8 / -0
> i just want to be able to see the internet as it was in 2015
It's over for redditors.

  pizzashill +1h +7 / -0
  I used to browse reddit in 2013 and it was basically the same lol. All the real subs were gone by 2015, but the internet as a whole wasnt really different.
  You could still find people saying retarded shit and there were still trolls.
  I used to troll shitlib subs like r/democrats and r/progressivepolicy by saying shit like "the trump campaign had 20 million more votes than they counted, this is proof of russian collusion."

    BussydoFollower +10m +5 / -0
    I still remember when r/atheism was still cool. :marseydepressed:

      pizzashill +5m +7 / -0
      I remember when I was a teenager and r/atheism was full of people that would post things like "I was raped by a priest and decided to become an atheist."
      It was a great sub for trolling.

        BussydoFollower +1h +2 / -0
        Yeah I remember the time when they were against Christianity but not Islam.

          pizzashill +2m +6 / -0
          I remember when they'd be like "i was raped by a priest" and the atheists would just be like "not the religion."

            BussydoFollower +6m +2 / -0
            That's something you only see in AHS.

              pizzashill +4m +4 / -0
              AHS would be like "I was raped by a priest and converted to islam" and they'd just be like "

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2023-01-02T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors will die mad that other redditors made fun of them for a fucking decade
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest im_a_forty_something_year_old_man_who_cried_when}
VOTES: +41 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
GubeRubenstein +13m +31 / -0
I like how they are all making fun of him for being a redditor but they all sound exactly like him

  aminobastard +1h +8 / -0
  yea, but it's the same thing with the rightoids who make fun of redditors.

    GubeRubenstein +1h +4 / -0
    And also the same thing with the leftoids who make fun of rightoids.

      aminobastard +1h +2 / -0
      same thing with the rightoids who make fun of leftoids.

        GubeRubenstein +4m +3 / -0
        Yea but the leftoids who make fun of rightoids are different from the leftoids who make fun of rightoids.

          aminobastard +1m +2 / -0
          {GIF}

            GubeRubenstein +1m +2 / -0
            :#marseywholesome:

              aminobastard +2m +2 / -0
              :#!marseywholesome:

  aminobastard +1h +4 / -0
  but they don't have his hair, or his son, or his computer, or his wife.

    GubeRubenstein +1h +5 / -0
    I would think they all have wives and kids at this point.

      aminobastard +1h +2 / -0
      {GIF}

        GubeRubenstein +5m +2 / -0
        I feel like this is a person who has never talked to a redditor irl.

          aminobastard +3m +2 / -0
          I've never met a redditor in real life. I'd say they're all fat and ugly, but I've never met a redditor in real life.

            GubeRubenstein

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2024-07-26T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Toss :marseysnappy:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
doombro +33m +15 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
!chuds

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +6 / -0
  :#marseybooba:

    doombro +1m +7 / -0
    {IMG} {IMG}

      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +5m +7 / -0
      :#marseycoomer2:

  GlowieKong +9h +4 / -0
  "I can't believe how much that doggo has grown since 2017!"

  KONY_2032 +1h +3 / -0
  {IMG}

  Joe_Manchin +1h +2 / -0
  {IMG}

  MarkRippetoe +3h +1 / -0
  {IMG}

KoreanDandyKing +2h +2 / -0
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}
{IMG}

  JannieJihad +26m +3 / -0
  {IMG}
  {IMG}

    KoreanDandyKing +1h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

  KONY_2032 +2h +1 / -0
  {IMG} {IMG}

    KoreanDandyKing +3m +2 / -0
    {IMG}
    {IMG}
    {IMG}
    {IMG}

      KONY_2032 +1m +2 / -0
      {IMG}

        KoreanDandyKing +2m +2 / -0
        {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

          KONY_2032 +2m +2 / -0
          {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

            KoreanDandyKing +2m +2 / -0
            {IMG} {IMG} {IMG} {IMG}

              KONY_2032 +2m +

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2023-07-15T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Average Reddit Foid :marseychonkerfoid:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes ive_been_in_a_meltdown_for_the_past_10_days_and}
VOTES: +28 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ABC +2m +22 / -0
> I’m 41 and have never had a relationship before.
:marseymanysuchcases:

  BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +2m +20 / -0
  > 41
  > never had a relationship before.
  :marseywrongthonk:

    ABC +2m +13 / -0
    {IMG}

  BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +2m +10 / -0
  > 41
  > never had a relationship before.
  :marseywrongthonk:

  Unfunnyandundramatic +1h +4 / -0
  She's 41 and has never had a relationship with a man. She probably has been in a lot of relationships with other women.

  LiterallyShaking +2h +3 / -0
  > I'm 41 and have never had a relationship before.
  > I had a relationship with my dad when I was a teenager
  :marseynoooticer:

tempest +17m +16 / -0
> I’m 41 and have never had a relationship before. I’m not even sure I want one.
:#marseyitsover:

  bibbobnotabot +41m +10 / -0
  > I’m 41 and have never had a relationship before. I’m not even sure I want one.
  > I’ve been in a meltdown for the past 10 days and my husband doesn’t seem to understand why.
  > I’ve been in a meltdown for the past 10 days and my husband doesn’t seem to understand why.

    Unfunnyandundramatic +22m +5 / -0
    I bet her husband is black

  Unfunnyandundramatic +49m +5 / -0
  She is 41

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2023-02-16T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditors are shocked to learn that a lot of women are basically just whores. :marseyfans::marseycry:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_friend_is_a_huge_ho}
VOTES: +135 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [I mean, I'd be more concerned about her mental health if she weren't doing that. She's clearly looking for attention and not seeing it in a healthy way. I'm sure she has something going on in her life that's really bothering her, and she's trying to distract herself from it. But that won't make the problem go away. I'm not a therapist or a doctor, but I'd be worried about her.]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_friend_is_a_huge_ho})
:#marseybrainletclapping:
> [She’s a whore and that’s not a good thing. I mean, it’s your friend and you can be as supportive as you want, but she’s also a bad person. It’s not healthy and it’s not okay. If she’s just looking for attention, she’s not getting it in the right places. It’s not going to help her in the long run.]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_friend_is_a_huge_ho})
:#marseykingcrown:
> [Is she really? How many men has she slept with?]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_friend_is_a_huge_ho})
>> [She's a huge slut. She sleeps with a lot of guys and she's always talking about how many guys she's slept with. She's a huge slut.]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_friend_is_a_huge_ho})
>> [She's a huge slut. She sleeps with a lot of guys and she's always talking about how many guys she's slept with. She's a huge slut.]({REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_friend_is_a_huge_ho})
:#marseyfeminist:
COMMENTS:
Pomodorodorodoro +1h +119 / -0
> I’m a feminist and I have a lot of sex.

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2022-01-28T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Wake up babe, new bussy drama just dropped. This time it’s about a furry getting mogged in a relationship with a foid.
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest my_girlfriend_23f_is_a_furry_and_i_25m_am_not}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>It's a little hard to explain. I know the term kinkshaming is a thing and all that but I feel like it's more than that. She is a fan of a specific cartoon character and is ok with it being a "kink" as long as it isn't talked about in public. I don't have a problem with her being into that, I have a problem with her being an actual furry. It makes me feel like I'm dating a guy with a "kink" and it makes me feel like she is mocking me.
>She loves it and doesn't see anything wrong with it. We have a lot of things in common but the furry stuff is really the only thing that I'm not into. I love her but I can't shake this feeling of discomfort. I feel like she is mocking me or that she is better than me or something. I don't know how to tell her that I'm not ok with it without coming off as an asshole. I don't want to lose her but I don't know what to do.
I wish I had a girlfriend that would dress up as a dog and get me off. Sounds like he needs to just come out and be a furry himself.
COMMENTS:
rakrakaon +10m +11 / -0
>She loves it and doesn't see anything wrong with it. We have a lot of things in common but the furry stuff is really the only thing that I'm not into.
Redditor moment

  W7EJRNT8D7W3JT +1h +4 / -0
  :marseymanysuchcases:

  MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO +3h +2 / -0
  >I love her but I can't shake this feeling of discomfort
  Imagine being this low self-esteem.

    W7EJRNT8D7W3JT +7h +1 / -0
    she's

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AUTHOR: Neon_Needles
DATE: 2023-05-22T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: "I am a "liberal" and I am sick of this "vaccine mandate" bullshit. I'm not some stupid fucking baby who needs to be protected." :marseyakshually:
URL: {REDDIT: r/vaxxhappened the_real_reason_why_people_are_opposed_to_the}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +3m +12 / -0
> "I am a "liberal"
Taylaed

  Neon_Needles +1m +8 / -0
  Liberal in the way they hate America and love being a cuck to the government.

  BigBussyHunter +2m +8 / -0
  :marseysoypointdubz: :marseysoypointtrips: :marseysoypointdubz:

    BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +4 / -0
    Taylaed

      BigBussyHunter +58s +4 / -0
      :marseysoypointdubz: :marseysoypointtrips: :marseysoypointdubz:

        BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +5 / -0
        Taylaed

          BigBussyHunter +30s +6 / -0
          :marseysoypointdubz: :marseysoypointtrips: :marseysoypointdubz:

            BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +5 / -0
            Taylaed

              BigBussyHunter +1m +7 / -0
              :marseysoypointdubz: :marseysoypointtrips: :marseysoypointdubz:
              :#marseycheckem:

                BipocCuteTwinkR-slur +1m +6 / -0
                Taylaed

                  BigBussyHunter +1m +4 / -0
                  :marseysoypointdubz: :marseysoypointtrips

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-02-28T05Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflamewar::marseyflamewar::marseyflamewar:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +12m +7 / -0
{IMG}

  Blackpokemon +1h +3 / -0
  I love the little orange blob

    peepeehands +6h +2 / -0
    He's the best
    {IMG}

      Blackpokemon +2h +3 / -0
      :marseyhesright:

Jimbo_B_Beterson +1h +4 / -0
{IMG} it

Hordofboars +5h +3 / -0
This is what you get for not burning your coal plants :marseysmug2: it it

DrFateHoids +3h +2 / -0
:marseyburn: it

WeThreeKweens +1h +2 / -0
{IMG}cott it

TheOverSeether +11h +2 / -0
{IMG}
> [–]PatriotsForPutin 86 points 1 day ago
> The US will not be able to fight this war on its own. It is imperative that we strengthen our European allies and partner countries in Europe and the Middle East, who have already stepped up to the plate.
> This is a fight for the whole Western world.
> As I said in the title, "Europeans need to stand up and fight for Europe. It's not just about Russia. It's about the future of Europe and the West."
:marseydisagree:
> [–]Trump2024_GOD 22 points 1 day ago
> I agree. I hope Putin is just a minor distraction from the real war, which is in the middle east. If we focus on Russia, we will lose the middle east.
:marseyagreefast: it

Redactor0 +1h +1 / -0
I love the future where we'll have to keep burning coal because we won't have any nuclear plants left. it it

  Hordofboars +3h +1 / -

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2022-07-22T12Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: [Developing Drama] :marseycanadian: calls out :marseytrain:s for being weirdo freaks, :marseysnoo: are not happy
URL: {REDDIT: r/canada canada_is_the_worlds_trans_capital_and_its_not_a}
VOTES: +113 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
[Part 2: In which a :marseytrain: shows up to defend their kind]({REDDIT: r/canada canada_is_the_worlds_trans_capital_and_its_not_a})
COMMENTS:
GT +3m +112 / -0
Why does the West have the highest concentration of mentally ill freaks

  Urboros +4m +70 / -0
  It's not even the mentally ill freaks. It's the mentally ill freaks that think they're mentally well and right and normal and everyone else is wrong.
  {IMG}

    GT +2m +72 / -0
    You know who else thinks that
    {IMG}

      Unbroken +1h +26 / -0
      If only we could find a way to unite these two groups in a common cause...

        GT +10m +18 / -0
        They don't seem to have any issues with it
        {IMG}

        The_Homocracy +1h +13 / -0
        The second amendment is the great unifier

      BrokeBackBuck +1h +19 / -0
      {IMG}

        J +1h +9 / -0
        {GIF}

  drumpf +10m +40 / -0
  :#marseywrongthonk:

  newport +2m +38 / -0
  Not enough religion

    Gayor_Brandon_Johnson +2h +17 / -0
    No not enough religion, there's plenty of religion.
    The problem is that the only religion left is consumerism.

    Tevs +2h +8 / -0
    It’s because religion is the source of all evil

  STAN_ARTMS +48m +31 / -0
  It's the LGBTQ+ community that

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2024-03-12T19Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: :marseywould:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I know there’s probably a ton of context to this but I’m not reading it
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +2m +12 / -0
:#marseybooba:

  EEE +44m +5 / -0
  I thought that was the guy's dick

Ladytroon +29m +6 / -0
She’s a little :#marseyfivehead: but the boobas make up for it

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +32m +3 / -0
  She has a perfect tummy too

BigBussyHunter +1m +5 / -0
:#marseydumptruck:

Platybussy69 +27m +4 / -0
:#marseybooba:ed

RitalinRx9 +1h +4 / -0
{IMG}

EskomYiffKongHouse +1h +3 / -0
:marseybooba:

Dramamine +3h +2 / -0
I'm going to need context, but I'm going to assume she's a prostitute who has a thing for white guys or something.ed

  newport +31m +2 / -0
  I don’t want context, I want to coom.ed

    Dramamine +33m +2 / -0
    :#marseygiveup:eded

Pog +43m +1 / -0
:#marseywould:

Lv999_Slime_God +1h +1 / -0
:marseybooba:

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +59m +1 / -0
:#marseybooba:ed

Maximus +4m +1 / -0
:marseybooba:ed

BussyAtomSmasher +3h +1 / -0
I hope you are both happy togethereded

  newport +3m +1 / -0
  I’m not reading it, I’m just posting the booba and getting it upvoted. That’s

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2022-11-24T00Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: 2022 in numbers
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +29 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Proctologist +10m +9 / -0
Gonna have to update that list to 2023.

  aminobastard +1m +8 / -0
  not if i have anything to say about it

aminobastard +10m +6 / -0
what about aevann?

  newport +1m +10 / -0
  Too much time spent on the website.

    aminobastard +1m +6 / -0
    yeah, I've never heard of him.

  tempest +2h +2 / -0
  He's not a dramatard, he's the head janny

    aminobastard +2m +2 / -0
    he's not a janny, he's a head janny.

      tempest +5m +3 / -0
      He's a janny with a head, not a head janny. A head janny has a head.

        aminobastard +14m +3 / -0
        :#!marseyagreefast:

Dramamine +1h +3 / -0
:#marseyrave:

Bussy_Annihilator +3h +1 / -0
I'm still mad about that one..

  newport +3m +1 / -0
  I’m sorry, I think I just broke the site. :marseyitsover:

    Bussy_Annihilator +5m +1 / -0
    No, it's you. It's your fault I can't comment. I'm still mad about that one. You should be, too.

      newport +5m +1 / -0
      I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at myself. It’s my fault you can’t comment, I should have known better.. I’m sorry, I’ll try to do better next time..

        Bussy_Annihilator +1m +1 / -0
        No, it's you. You should

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-01-26T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Has anyone else noticed that this site has gotten way less funny recently?
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I swear, the average post is just as unfunny as the average redditor, yet with a modicum of self-awareness. The occasional funny post is buried beneath 100 "eww you're fat and ugly" threads, or "I'm going to kill myself" posts.
As a result of this, I've started upvoting the 1-2 funny posts a day that I find, and voting the others down. If you don't agree, please feel free to downvote this post as well!
:#marseyexcited:
COMMENTS:
Gonorrhea +1m +17 / -0
I'm glad you posted this thread, it's really going to help the site get better

  newport +1m +7 / -0
  Thank you, I hope everyone else will join me in this crusade to help this site become more enjoyable!

box +21m +8 / -0
Maybe you should have a sense of humor :marseysmug2:

BEEF_SUPREME +16m +7 / -0
yeah i think a lot of us are just having a bad day
sorry

  newport +12m +4 / -0
  It’s okay, I’m sure it’ll get better soon!

X +23m +6 / -0
:#marseycheerup:

  newport +4m +4 / -0
  I hope you have a great day, King!

    X +2m +4 / -0
    I hope you do too! :marseyblowkiss:

  johnnypoop +1m +4 / -0
  :#marseycheerup:

    X +2m +4 / -0
    :#marseycheeruppat:

      johnnypoop +3m +4 / -0
      :#marseycheerup:

johnnypoop +5m +5 / -0
I'm glad you posted this thread, it's really going to help the site get better

  newport +3m +

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-02-26T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I am not crazy, you are!
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +47 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
newport +49s +17 / -0
{IMG}

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +54m +11 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:
  !jannies get this chud in here

    newport +1m +6 / -0
    I’m not chud awarded? :marseyconfused:

      DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +4m +6 / -0
      I'm not either. Are you on a chud award whitelist?

        newport +1m +5 / -0
        That’s what I thought, but I guess it’s just a glitch

  Nixoncrats_for_trump +1h +5 / -0
  You should be on chud watchlist. This is unacceptable.

    newport +3m +5 / -0
    I have no idea what that means, but I have a feeling I don’t want to know. I hope you are having a lovely weekend.

      Nixoncrats_for_trump +3m +5 / -0
      You’re on a watchlist. You’re being watched. For what? Chuddery.
      Now go on chud. Be a good little chud. And report to your nearest chud holding facility.

        newport +3m +5 / -0
        I’m not a chud! I just don’t like gay people. I’m not chud awarded, I don’t understand the hate. I have a feeling I’m being gaslighted.

          Nixoncrats_for_trump +2m +6 / -0
          Gaslighting is when you’re called out for being a chud. :#marseynails:

            newport +2m +5 / -0
            I’m not a chud, I just don’t like gay people. I’m not chud awarded, I don’t understand the hate. I have a feeling I’m being gaslighted.

              Nixoncrats_for_trump +1m +5 / -0
              > I’m not a chud, I just don

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-02-18T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/aww: My dog died, here are some pictures of my new one. :marseywholesome::marseywholesome::marseywholesome:
URL: {REDDIT: r/aww my_dog_died_here_are_some_pictures_of_my_new_one}
VOTES: +104 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
This is the worst post I've ever seen on reddit, I'm seething.
> [I'm so sorry for your loss. My condolences to you and your family. 🙏]({REDDIT: r/aww my_dog_died_here_are_some_pictures_of_my_new_one})
>> [Thank you so much! It's been 4 months and still hurts, but I'm so grateful I have this little guy. I feel like I found my soulmate after being alone for so long.]({REDDIT: r/aww my_dog_died_here_are_some_pictures_of_my_new_one})
:marseylaugh:
> [I'm so sorry for your loss. You're lucky to have found such a special dog! 🥰]({REDDIT: r/aww my_dog_died_here_are_some_pictures_of_my_new_one})
>> [Thank you so much! I'm so happy I have him now. I've been so lonely and I feel like I found my soulmate.]({REDDIT: r/aww my_dog_died_here_are_some_pictures_of_my_new_one})
:marseyxd:
COMMENTS:
chapodestroyer +13m +90 / -0
{IMG}

  smolchickentenders +1h +27 / -0
  :marseywholesome:

  IssuesVanHelsing +12h +1 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:

Cao_Cao +16m +62 / -0
I know it's really horrible but I feel like I've seen this kind of thing before. In a movie, maybe. I'm trying to think of the plot. It's a bit like that movie where the girl is a space alien and she's taken to a spaceship by her parents and then she gets taken from her and left on earth. There

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-02-01T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2:
URL: {REDDIT: r/sexpositivehomes the_euphoria_of_getting_fucked_by_my_father}
VOTES: +32 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
LarpingofIsaac +58m +13 / -0
This was the most disturbing thing I’ve seen on this site so far

  TheOverSeether +1h +10 / -0
  You have to go back to Reddit for that.
  :#marseysmughips:

    LarpingofIsaac +4h +3 / -0
    :marseydepressed:

  gerudo +1m +8 / -0
  :marseycheerup:

  bballbelle +3h +3 / -0
  I am in awe that we managed to avoid it for this long. That's a pretty good track record, ngl.

    LarpingofIsaac +2h +3 / -0
    We really did, I’m shocked

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +2 / -0
  You're new here

TheOverSeether +1h +10 / -0
> I have a very complex relationship with my father and our dynamic has been very difficult. We have always had a good relationship but in the last 3 years he has been very open and honest about his sexuality and his past. He has admitted to me that he has been a very kinky guy for most of his life and that he has had many sexual partners. He has told me that he has always wanted to have a sexual relationship with me but that he had been too afraid to come out and ask me. He has also told me that he has always wanted to fuck me in the ass. He has told me that he has always wanted to make me cum from his dick and that he has always wanted to have sex with me in the missionary position. He has told me that he has always wanted to have sex with me in the doggy position. He has told me that he has always wanted to

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-03-22T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagukraine: :marseyflagukraine:
URL: N/A
VOTES: +18 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-02-15T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Noooo not my hecking redditors
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskReddit what_are_some_things_youre_shocked_that_redditors}
VOTES: +17 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
It’s so over for redditors. :marseyitsover:
COMMENTS:
JimothyX7 +3m +12 / -0
>its so over for redditors
So when does it start?

  newport +3m +10 / -0
  I’ve been saying this for years and I’m not going to stop. Reddit is becoming a chud paradise, you’ll see it in 5 years.

    JimothyX7 +3m +6 / -0
    :marseyxdoubt:

      newport +1m +10 / -0
      :#marseysal:

        JimothyX7 +1m +6 / -0
        >:marseysal:
        :marseyxdoubt:

    ForgotMyPasswordAgain +42m +2 / -0
    I'm betting we'll see the collapse of reddit by 2030, that's my prediction

      newport +1m +2 / -0
      I’ll bet 500 DC

        ForgotMyPasswordAgain +2m +2 / -0
        I'll have to think on that one

          newport +1m +1 / -0
          Do it, I’m sure of it. The userbase is going to start chudding out before the end of the decade.

            ForgotMyPasswordAgain +1m +2 / -0
            I don't have 500 DC to bet

              newport +1m +1 / -0
              That’s ok, I’ll just take the money from your dead hands.

    Gibberish +3h +2 / -0
    :marseydisagree:
    "Reddit will be a chud paradise by 2028" was a prediction I heard back in 2013 and I'm still skeptical

      newport +5h +2 / -0
      I don’t know why you guys think it’s going to be a chud paradise. It’s

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2022-03-06T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit is a shithole full of retards
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +6 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I love how they all turn into massive faggots when the idea of not giving a shit about the opinions of a bunch of retards comes up.
COMMENTS:
WeihnachtenSalvador +5m +3 / -0
Nah I don’t want to be in a group with them, I don’t care if they say something stupid. I don’t want to be in a group with people that are less intelligent than me

TariqNasheed +1h +2 / -0
Why does your phone look like a 1998 clamshell?

  newport +16m +2 / -0
  Because I’m not a poor and have the latest flagship. I hate the bottom of my phone getting dirty and scratched when I use it, and I just don’t want a flip phone.

    TariqNasheed +1m +2 / -0
    I’m just used to folding phones from the galaxy fold era. Also, I don’t care about the bottom getting dirty. I have a case for my phone.

      newport +3m +2 / -0
      I don’t really think about it, I’m just used to it being that way and I hate the feeling of the screen on my face. I get the clamshell, but I don’t think I’ll ever stop using the flip phone, it’s just more comfortable for me.

        TariqNasheed +1h +2 / -0
        I don’t really think about it, I’m just used to it being that way and I hate the feeling of the screen on my face. I get the clamshell, but I don’t think I’ll ever stop using the flip phone, it’s just more comfortable for me.

          newport +4m +2 / -0
          :marseyconfused:

            TariqNasheed +2m +2 / -0
            :marseyconfused:

              newport +5m +2 / -0
              I don’t really think about it, I’m just used to it being that way and I hate the feeling of the screen

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-09-07T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: My pet rats love to fight, and I've been teaching them to do it
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I've been teaching my rats to fight, and they've been getting really good at it. I've been teaching them to do it for a while now, and they've been getting better and better. I've been teaching them to do it for a while now, and they've been getting better and better.
COMMENTS:
DestoryerCarbine +1m +11 / -0
Niggers

  newport +2m +11 / -0
  {IMG}

    DestoryerCarbine +3m +7 / -0
    {IMG}
    :marseymommymilkers:

      newport +4m +6 / -0
      {IMG}

        DestoryerCarbine +45s +4 / -0
        :marseyblush:

          newport +2m +5 / -0
          {IMG}

            DestoryerCarbine +1m +4 / -0
            :marseyblush:

  UraniumDonGER +12m +6 / -0
  :marseyfloyd:

  BigBussyHunter +2m +4 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

SoyJackKennedy +17m +4 / -0
Fighting rats is a sport in China. They're called ratkungfu and it's very entertaining./ratkungfu

  newport +1m +3 / -0
  I’ve been watching some of the fights on YouTube, and they’re really entertaining. I’ve been watching some of the fights on YouTube, and they’re really entertaining.

    SoyJackKennedy +3m +3 / -0
    They're so agile and they're really fast. It's amazing how they can move so quickly and still be so agile.

      newport +2m +2 / -0
      They're so agile and they're really fast. It's amazing how they can move so quickly and still be so agile.

        SoyJackKennedy +2m +2 / -0
        They're so agile and they're really fast

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-06-29T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Why are transwomen so mean?
URL: {REDDIT: r/asktransgender why_are_transwomen_so_mean}
VOTES: +30 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> This is going to sound like a weird question, but why are transwomen so mean? I don’t think I’ve ever met a trans person IRL that wasn’t mean, even if they’re not trying to be. Like why do you have to insult other trans people? Why do you have to insult cis women? Why do you have to insult cis men? Why do you have to insult everyone? I’ve never seen a trans person be nice.
> You all are the most misogynistic group of people I’ve ever met, and I’m not even a woman. I hate you all.
> Edit: I’ve literally never met a trans person who was nice, even the ones that claim they are are actually horrible people. I’m not going to name them here because I don’t want to get into trouble, but you should look up their name and you’ll see they’re horrible. I’m also not trying to say that all trans people are horrible, I’ve met some good ones. But it’s a small percentage.
> Edit 2: I’ve actually seen a trans person be nice, but they were actually a nice person in general, and they weren’t trans. It was a cis woman who was trans at the time.
> Edit 3: I’ve actually seen a trans person be nice, but they were actually a nice person in general, and they weren’t trans. It was a cis man who was trans at the time.
> Edit 4: I’ve actually seen a trans person be nice, but they were actually a nice person in general, and they weren’t trans. It was a cis woman who was trans at the time.
> Edit 5: I’ve actually seen a trans person be nice, but they were actually a nice person in general, and they weren’t trans. It was a cis man who was trans at the time.
> Edit 6: I’ve actually seen a trans person be nice, but they were actually a nice person in general, and they weren’t trans. It was a cis woman who was trans at the time.
> Edit 7: I’ve actually seen a trans person be nice, but they were

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-03-01T15Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyhitler: "I must go on a killing spree, I've been goaded by a meme into a bloodlust"
URL: {REDDIT: r/NoStupidQuestions why_do_people_feel_the_urge_to_go_out_and_kill}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I see memes like this and I start feeling like I want to go out and kill someone. I don't know why I feel this way. It's like I feel a primal urge to kill someone. I don't know what it is, but it's like I want to kill someone because I saw this meme. It's like I want to kill someone because I saw this meme. I don't know why I feel this way. I don't know why I feel this way. It's like I want to kill someone because I saw this meme. I don't know why I feel this way. I don't know why I feel this way. It's like I want to kill someone because I saw this meme. I don't know why I feel this way. I don't know why I feel this way.
The comments are all sneed about how his feelings are valid and how he should go out and murder someone. These people are subhuman.
COMMENTS:
SnappyIsMyWaifu +1h +2 / -0
> I don't know why I feel this way.
Because you're a fucking loser and you know it.

arsey +1h +1 / -0
You'll never be a real mass shooter.

HugeThompson +2h +1 / -0
:#marseydoit:....ott

HugeThompson +2h +1 / -0
> What you're describing is called "secondary narcissism" or "secondary psychopathy". It's a type of mental illness where you feel an intense sense of entitlement and superiority over others, and you have a strong desire to dominate and control them. This can lead to violent behavior, as you feel the need to assert your power over others.
> It's important to remember that you are not alone in this, and there are people who can help you. If you are feeling this way, it's important to talk to someone about it. A therapist

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2024-01-13T05Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: Police brutality is when you punch a man who is trying to kill you.
URL: {TWEET: MxDocTor}
VOTES: +47 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
We are so far past the point of no return when it comes to this shit. There’s no coming back from this, it’s just a straight slide down the slippery slope.
COMMENTS:
ConchShell +17m +24 / -0
Even if the police are wrong we don't need to allow anyone to die.
This is why I'll never vote for a politician that is for defunding the police.

  KawaiiFembee +1h +12 / -0
  If a cop shoots a BIPOC he will be found not guilty in court. If a cop shoots a BIPOC and is found guilty in court then he can be replaced by a BIPOC. Either way we need more BIPOCs in the police force.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +7h +1 / -0
  They should be able to do anything to you that they want as long as you're black. I'm tired of being black

DoveMenCare +44m +19 / -0
That's why you don't need to be a cop to just shoot niggers.

  Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +5h +6 / -0
  If only there was some way to solve this problem.
  :#marseyfedpostyes:

ABC +6m +19 / -0
> [The only thing I hate more than cops is people who defend them.]({TWEET: MxDocTor})
How do you justify a career in medicine when you're this retarded?
> [If this happened to me I would be dead.]({TWEET: MxDocTor})
You have a career in medicine, you have no idea how to deal with a crisis situation.
> [I’m dead serious when I say the US needs to defund the police and start over.]({TWEET: MxDocTor})
:#marseyrofl:

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +8h +3 / -0
  I hate doctors more than cops. They're all arrogant assholes who want to kill you and

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2022-05-13T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/teachers: "I was fired for being too hot"
URL: {REDDIT: r/Teachers i_was_fired_for_being_too_hot}
VOTES: +48 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:marseycool2:
COMMENTS:
chapodestroyer +1m +54 / -0
:#marseymanysuchcases:

  BigBussyHunter +1h +13 / -0
  :marseycool2:
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  :marseyfingerhearts: :marseyfingerhearts: :marseyfingerhearts:
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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-07-21T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: r/AskMiddleEast: Why is the Arab world so obsessed with Palestine?
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskMiddleEast why_is_the_arab_world_so_obsessed_with_palestine}
VOTES: +16 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> [My guess is that the Palestinian cause is a way to tell the world that Arab people are not as backwards as they seem. It is a way for Arabs to show the world that they are civilized and have moral values. That is why they feel the need to show that they are civilized by fighting for a group of people who have nothing to do with them and who don’t even speak the same language. It is a way for them to show the world that they are not barbarians who only know how to kill and pillage. It is a way for them to show the world that they are not savage people who only know how to rape and murder. It is a way for them to show the world that they are not savages who only know how to steal and pillage. It is a way for them to show the world that they are not savages who only know how to rape and pillage. It is a way for them to show the world that they are not savages who only know how to steal and pillage. It is a way for them to show the world that they are not savages who only know how to steal and pillage.]({REDDIT: r/AskMiddleEast why_is_the_arab_world_so_obsessed_with_palestine})
> It is a way for them to show the world that they are not savages who only know how to steal and pillage.
:#marseyxd:
> [Because they are obsessed with their own history. They are obsessed with their own history. They are obsessed with their own history.]({REDDIT: r/AskMiddleEast why_is_the_arab_world_so_obsessed_with_palestine})
:#marseyshutitdown:
> [I mean, that's the point of a nation. The only way to preserve your culture, language, and religion is through your own nation. Palestine is the one nation that has been trying to preserve its culture, language, and religion since its inception. It is the only nation in the world that has been able to do so.

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2022-10-19T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor posts his wife’s tits, makes her feel like shit. Many such cases.
URL: {REDDIT: r/amiwrong am_i_wrong_for_telling_my_wife_she_shouldnt_post}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I (33F) just saw my husband (34M) in the living room scrolling through my onlyfans page. I had no idea he even knew about my onlyfans, and I definitely didn’t know he knew the password. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was just curious and wanted to see what I looked like naked. I was shocked and hurt, and asked him why he would do that without my permission. He said he just thought it would be fun to see what I looked like naked, and that he didn’t think it was a big deal.
> I was really upset and told him that I felt violated and that he should respect my privacy. He said he was sorry and that he wouldn’t do it again. But then he went on to say that he didn’t think it was wrong to look at my onlyfans, and that if I didn’t want him to look at it, I shouldn’t have posted it in the first place.
> I was really hurt and angry, and told him that he was wrong and that I didn’t owe him anything. He said that I was being unreasonable and that I should be grateful that he was even interested in looking at me. I told him that I didn’t care if he looked at my onlyfans, but that I didn’t want him to share it with other people, and that he should respect my boundaries.
> He said that he didn’t think it was a big deal to share it with other people, and that he didn’t see anything wrong with it. I was really hurt and angry, and told him that he was wrong and that I didn’t want him to share it with other people. He said that he didn’t see anything wrong with it, and that he didn’t think I should be so sensitive about it.
> I told him that I was going to talk to a lawyer about this, and that I didn’t want him to share my onlyfans with other people. He said that he didn’t think it was a big deal, and that he didn’t see anything

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2024-03-10T16Z
HOLE: random
TITLE: I just noticed my cat’s belly is longer than her back
URL: N/A
VOTES: +34 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
:#marseyconfused2:
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +17 / -0
:#marseychonker2:

  newport +4m +10 / -0
  I’m not sure if this is true, she’s always been a fatty but she’s also a senior citizen and I’m not sure if this is from the aging or just her being a fat bitch.

    tempest +4m +10 / -0
    It's probably just from being fat. Senior cats can get a bit fatter bc they tend to be less active but not like a belly longer than back fat.
    I've had a couple cats that were really fat and they both lost weight when I switched to a lower calorie food.

      newport +10m +7 / -0
      I’ll get her a lower calorie food when she comes home tomorrow, I just love her so much :marseycry:

        tempest +2m +5 / -0
        The best thing you can do for your cat is to love them. :marseyembrace:

    MarseySheepdog +1h +3 / -0
    It’s probably because of the aging.
    {IMG}

      newport +1m +2 / -0
      I’ve never seen a cat with a belly longer than its back :marseyhmm:

        MarseySheepdog +3m +3 / -0
        :#marseychonker2:

          newport +1m +2 / -0
          She’s not that big but she is very old, so that makes sense :marseynotes:

    Brony +1h +2 / -0
    If she's a senior citizen, you're probably holding her in too long. :marseyitsover:

      newport +1m +3 / -0
      I’m just holding her for a photo, I’m not actually holding her :marseyconfused:

        Brony +4m +2 / -0
        :#marseydisintegrate:

  asshole +

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2022-11-02T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Jannies and powerusers are making a list and checking it twice
URL: /log/5579
VOTES: +56 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
They’re gonna find out who’s naughty and nice
:marseytroublemaker:
COMMENTS:
Autismo +2m +33 / -0
>Carpathianflorist is a mod of h/corn
:marseyxd:

  ACA +1m +24 / -0
  he was doing it for free

  newport +5m +18 / -0
  @carpathianflorist I didn’t know you were a corn man, you’re alright

    carpathianflorist +2m +18 / -0
    I’m the master of the art of the bountiful harvest

  h8_wh8_w0m3n +3m +11 / -0
  like the corn man of the bible

  24-7_ROCK_COCK +43m +6 / -0
  what do you mean? that's exactly what he should be doing

GigaVaccinator +12m +27 / -0
> You can't be a mod of a hole you don't own
> This will be punished with a permanent ban.
I love the site so much :marseylove:

  nun01 +1h +11 / -0
  # FIGHT THE POWER

    nun01 +50s +10 / -0
    # FIGHT THE POWER

      nun01 +46s +9 / -0
      # FIGHT THE POWER

        nun01 +29s +9 / -0
        # FIGHT THE POWER

          nun01 +49s +8 / -0
          # FIGHT THE POWER

            nun01 +31s +8 / -0
            # FIGHT THE POWER

              nun01 +27s +8 / -0
              # FIGHT THE POWER

                nun01 +37s +8 / -0
                # FIGHT THE POWER

                  nun01 +44s +8 / -0
                  # FIGHT THE

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-07-23T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: “But but but I was told that men can’t get pregnant!!” :marseyfoidretard:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TwoXChromosomes men_can_get_pregnant_too}
VOTES: +64 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I’ve always been taught that it’s not possible for men to get pregnant but I’m not sure it’s always been the case.
> I’m wondering if anyone knows the answer to this question. I was wondering if it was possible to get pregnant as a man.
> If it’s possible, do you know what it’s like?
> If it’s not possible, do you know what made people think it was possible?
> I’m a trans man but I don’t want to get pregnant and I don’t think that’s possible.
> I’m just curious to know what people think.
:#marseyfoidretard:
> What do you mean "taught"? It's not possible for men to get pregnant. You can't carry a child in a uterus if you don't have one.
:#marseyraging:
> I think men can get pregnant. My trans brother had a miscarriage. I don't think that's a very common thing.
:#marseyautismchonker:
> If you're trans, it's not possible for you to get pregnant. If you're not trans, it's not possible for you to get pregnant. There's no such thing as "male pregnancy".
:#marseyraging:
> I’m not trans but I was taught that it was possible to get pregnant as a man. I’m not sure if that’s because of the way my body works or because of a misunderstanding.
> I’m sorry if I’m not making sense. I just feel like there’s something going on here that I don’t understand.
:#marseyfoidretard:
> I’m not sure what you mean by “taught” but I do know that it’s not possible for men to get pregnant. I’m sorry that you feel like there’s something going on here that you don’t understand but I think you’re just misunderstanding something.
:#marseyraging:
> I’m sorry, but you’re just wrong. It’s not possible for men to get pregnant.
:#marseyrag

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2022-07-26T21Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New stonetoss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +15 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{REDDIT: r/WhitePeopleTwitter nooooo_not_my_nooticerino}
COMMENTS:
MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +7 / -0
I don't get it

  newport +3m +6 / -0
  {IMG}

    MarseyIsMyWaifu +1m +5 / -0
    I don't get it

      newport +2m +7 / -0
      :#marseyautism:

        MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +4 / -0
        :#marseymeds:

  JimJones +15m +5 / -0
  :#marseyfloyd:

  BARD_BOT +1h +2 / -0
  The black guy is so fat that the cops didn't see him at first

  JewishShrek +4h +1 / -0
  :#marseyblack:

Shreddedmanlet +10m +4 / -0
Stonetoss always makes me laugh. Not sure why rightoids have a problem with this one.
I hate BLM, but I always liked this comic.
:marseysus::marseycop::marseysus::marseycop::marseysus::marseycop:
Trans lives matter

  newport +5m +5 / -0
  90% of stonetoss isn’t political, just standard comedy. It’s just the more and more rightoids have adopted him the more he has to pander to rightoids and that’s just not funny.

    Shreddedmanlet +2m +4 / -0
    Fair, he’s still funny though.
    :marseyshrug:
    Trans lives matter

    BroxyKong +10m +2 / -0
    The rightoids have adopted him because he's funny.

  GT +3m +4 / -0
  because some of them can't take a joke and it's also very hard for them to understand nuance

  BroxyKong +14m +4 / -0
  He

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2024-01-24T01Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyfoidretard: can’t figure out how to make an android phone ring
URL: {REDDIT: r/Android samsung_phone_doesnt_ring}
VOTES: +28 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I'm an old woman who got a Samsung phone from my daughter. She told me it's an Android phone. I don't know what that means but she says I can use it for internet. When I try to use it, it doesn't ring. It just vibrates. I can't turn the volume up. I don't know how to turn off the vibrate. I don't know how to do anything on this phone. What do I do?
:#marseywomanmoment:
COMMENTS:
BimothyX2 +2m +18 / -0
>he doesn't know how to mute his phone
:marseysmug3:

  newport +3m +13 / -0
  It’s a foid, her phone is her self and she can’t ignore herself.

    BimothyX2 +58s +11 / -0
    :#marseyxd: :#marseyshesright:

  RegnisLarson +4h +2 / -0
  I don't know how to mute my phone either.
  I've tried putting it in my pocket and then pulling it out again, but that doesn't seem to do anything.
  I've also tried putting it in my asshole, but that just makes my phone ring louder.
  What do I do?

    BimothyX2 +4m +2 / -0
    :marseyretardcheers:

    whyareyou +21m +1 / -0
    Try putting it in your shirt pocket, instead of your pants. You can still hear it, but you can also have it on your chest and your pockets are pockets!

GubeRubenstein +1m +11 / -0
Just let people enjoy things nigga

  newport +1m +13 / -0
  Let people enjoy their dementia

  SpookyFartMan69 +4m +6 / -0
  :marseyindignant:

  KoreanDandyKing +1h +

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2022-12-15T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Where’s the drama?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +27 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
corp +13m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  newport +22m +6 / -0
  :marseybegging:y

  DarkDeity +1h +2 / -0
  I love that he looks like a parody of himself.

MarseyIsMyWaifu +4m +5 / -0
This is where the drama is

  newport +2m +6 / -0
  I’m sorry I only speak Marsey

  Ladytroon +2h +1 / -0
  :marseyisrael: :marseyflagpalestine:

DarkDeity +2h +1 / -0
I wish Trump would pardon him.yy

  newport +4m +1 / -0
  I don’t want him back in prison either, but I want him to lose all his wealth. He’s the richest man in America, he should be paying for that shit.

    DarkDeity +15m +1 / -0
    No, he's the richest man in the world.y
    I wish he would go after the elites, but he's just a grifter. He's still a funny grifter though.y
    I'd love to see him try to be President again and have another election cycle. It would be great for dramacoin.

      newport +1h +1 / -0
      He’d be the only entertaining president we’d have in the past 25 years. All I can hope for is that he somehow gets his ass back in prison, but only after he’s had a chance to make a run at the presidency again.y

        DarkDeity +2h +1 / -0
        I wish he was going to do a “comeback” and run for President. I’d vote for him. He’d be so entertaining. I’d like to see him get prosecuted, have a massive run and win the Presidency. Just to see the drama and chaos. I’d love to see him be the first convicted criminal to become President.y

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2022-12-02T02Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblack: :marseykween: black man and woman fight over a black baby
URL: {REDDIT: r/PublicFreakout video_of_mother_hitting_a_boy_over_the_head_with}
VOTES: +14 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
ILIKECATS +3m +12 / -0
>video of mother hitting a boy over the head with a frying pan
>300+ comments
Reddit is so fucking gay

  garlicdoors +4m +6 / -0
  > 100k upvotes
  {IMG}

    ILIKECATS +1m +4 / -0
    Damn I forgot about that

      garlicdoors +1m +4 / -0
      https://www.unddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/z2j9oq/video_of_mother_hitting_a_boy_over_the_head_with/

        DickButtKiss +50m +3 / -0
        I wonder if she would have done that if the kid was a white kid or not. My guess is yes

  DickButtKiss +55m +4 / -0
  Why do you think she did it? He's probably a piece of shit, that kid. You don't hit a kid with a frying pan for no reason, and I doubt they were white. I wonder if she would have done the same if he was a white kid? My guess is no

    ILIKECATS +3m +3 / -0
    I’m not going to pretend I know why she did it, but I’m pretty sure the reddit comments on a video of a woman hitting a kid with a frying pan are gayer than the video itself

      DickButtKiss +1m +4 / -0
      Well I mean I guess if the kid was white and did the same thing she'd probably be in jail

        ILIKECATS +1m +4 / -0
        this is an excellent point :marseythinkorino:

  goodNews4U +13m +2 / -0
  Reddit is a gay website full of gay people. If you don't like it, you can leave.

    IL

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-01-20T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I’m going to kill myself.
URL: N/A
VOTES: +37 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to kill myself. I’m

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-03-10T04Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Fatty asks for diet advice, seethes when told to eat less
URL: {REDDIT: r/loseit being_underweight_is_not_good_for_you}
VOTES: +18 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Fatty here seems to be under the impression that being fat is a normal part of being a woman, but when she was a kid her mom was underweight and now that she’s grown she’s fine. She now asks for diet advice on Reddit, and is told to eat less, which she does not like, so she makes a post complaining about how that’s a bad idea.
> Being underweight is not good for you, you will lose your hair and have osteoporosis, and other things.
>> You're not a doctor. I have never had any of the things you listed. I'm not saying you're wrong, but you're not a doctor.
>>> I am not a doctor, but I am a nurse. I can tell you that many people who are underweight are not doing so well, especially the people who are underweight because of eating disorders. I think it's important to be aware of the risks of being underweight and to take steps to ensure you are getting the nutrients you need.
>>>> I think you're confusing me with someone else. I'm not underweight, I'm overweight. I've never had any of the things you listed. I think you're wrong, but I'm not a doctor.
>>>>> I'm sorry, I misunderstood. I thought you were underweight because you were thin. I'm glad you're not underweight.
>>>>>> I'm glad you're not underweight either. I'm sorry if I caused any confusion.
>>>>>>> I'm sorry if I caused any confusion. I'm glad you're not underweight either.
>>>>>>>> I'm glad you're not underweight either. I'm sorry if I caused any confusion.
>>>>>>>>> I'm sorry if I caused any confusion. I'm glad you're not underweight either.
COMMENTS:
ABC +6m +10 / -0
{IMG}

  L +2h +5 / -0
  When she says "underweight" she means "not obese"

  KinoBushido +4h +3 / -0
  She's still fat

DickButtKiss +

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2024-10-19T19Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Train commits suicide after being told he would not be allowed to do it in a women’s bathroom.
URL: {TWEET: KaitlanColter}
VOTES: +53 / -2
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
{IMG}
>Hey y’all, I’m gonna kill myself, but I’m too much of a coward to do it in a women’s bathroom.
COMMENTS:
dramaqueen +1h +23 / -0
i hate that this shit is what people die over

  usernaw +1h +10 / -0
  the slippery slope is a lie

    Haberdasher +4h +4 / -0
    The slippery slope is true, but they're all lies because they're all lies.

      usernaw +7h +2 / -0
      this but unironically

  tempest +2h +4 / -0
  I bet you love being dramapilled, huh?

    dramaqueen +1m +3 / -0
    yes

  EskomYiffKongHouse +13h +1 / -0
  This is why we need to euthanize trannies.

X +6m +21 / -0
{MP4}
!transphobes :marseytransattentionseeker:

  ACA +23m +16 / -0
  {IMG}

  TheOverSeether +2h +12 / -0
  :#marseyjerkofffrown:
  That was so short. :marseyannoyed:

  jesus +3h +5 / -0
  :#marseyjerkofffrown:

Tonberry +1h +11 / -0
> Fox news
Not a real source

  TheOverSeether +1h +8 / -0
  :#marseysoypoint:
  !dramatards, we got a live one!

  NotoriousDOC +1h +6 / -0
  FOX NEWS, they're the best!

    jesus +1h +2 / -0
    :#marseymerchantfoid:

  usernaw +1h +5 / -0
  not real because fox news is a right wing rag

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-04-14T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New Stonetoss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +70 / -3
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
BasicallyADoxxer +2m +22 / -0
I'm not a fan of the ugly people in stonetoss's comics

  newport +2m +26 / -0
  :#marseycope:

    BasicallyADoxxer +1m +11 / -0
    :#marseyseethe:

  ThousandBestLives +2h +4 / -0
  This is the best one yet. The less attractive you are, the more your willpower is tied to your self esteem. The uglier you are, the more vulnerable you are to this sort of manipulation.
  This is why uggos are so susceptible to religious conversion. :taynod:

  USCENTCOM +3h +3 / -0
  I like the cat.

    BasicallyADoxxer +12m +4 / -0
    {IMG}
    this one is my fav

      USCENTCOM +3m +3 / -0
      :#marseyagree:

  jesus +2h +2 / -0
  # :#marseycope: :#cope:

  jesus +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseycope:

  jesus +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseycope:

    BasicallyADoxxer +7m +2 / -0
    :#marseyseethe:

      jesus +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseyseethe:

  jesus +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseycope:

    BasicallyADoxxer +7m +2 / -0
    :#marseyseethe:

      jesus +1m +3 / -0
      :#marseyseethe:

  jesus +2h +2 / -0
  :#marseycope:

    BasicallyADoxxer +7m +2 / -0
    :#marseyseethe:

      jesus +1m +3 / -0
      :

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-10-24T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Reddit is quickly losing it’s mind over the most “controversial” video ever released by Israel
URL: {REDDIT: r/news video_shows_israeli_forces_entering_gaza}
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> Yeah they are definitely going to make an example of every single civilian they find there. I bet that they'll be super quick about it too.
:#marseyisis:
> I can't even begin to imagine how this will end. I don't think it will be pretty
:#marseyconfused:
> This is what it looks like when a "democratic country" goes to war.
:#marseyconfused2:
> They are entering a war zone, and they are using military force to subdue the area. This is what war looks like.
> Just because you have a disagreement with Israel, doesn't mean you can claim they are not doing this because they are "democratic." Israel is a democratic country, and they are going to war. It's not that complicated.
:#marseyraging:
> What a bunch of sick fucks. They will be hunted down and killed by the whole world.
:#marseyisiscry:
> How are we going to get the world to support this when they're literally murdering people in the streets like this?
:#marseybegging:
> I am genuinely terrified. There is no way this ends well
:#marseyscream:
COMMENTS:
GT +3m +6 / -0
what they did was perfectly fine, perfectly legal, and they're going to do it again

  newport +10m +5 / -0
  I don’t think it’s possible to have an Israeli not be based.

    JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
    {IMG}

      newport +1h +1 / -0
      I’m not Jewish, I’m just not a cuck.

  whyareyou +4h +2 / -0
  :#marseyhesright:

pobrecito +12m +6 / -0
> [Israel is a democratic country]({REDDIT: r/news video_shows_israeli_forces_entering_gaza})
Lmao where are these people getting

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2024-01-15T03Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: This is the future Democrats want for you. :marseytrans2:
URL: {TWEET: libsoftiktok}
VOTES: +46 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
SpookyFartMan69 +3m +38 / -0
The kids are gonna be alright

  Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +2h +20 / -0
  :#marseysurejan:

    SpookyFartMan69 +7h +5 / -0
    :marseyconfusedboner:

      Only_Dwnvte_Hetrosxls +52m +4 / -0
      :#marseycheerup:

  Marseys_In_Boots +1h +17 / -0
  {IMG}

  BussyAtomSmasher +4h +6 / -0
  :#marseyxd:

X +3m +28 / -0
:#marseylibations:

  BussyAtomSmasher +4h +8 / -0
  I agree bb

  JohnDevereaux +13h +3 / -0
  :#marseyeggirlgenocide:

JohnDevereaux +13h +2 / -0
>enby
>butch
Is this a euphemism for butch????cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott?cott

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2024-01-27T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: New toss
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Jewdanksdad +22m +1 / -0
:#marseynorm:

coned +1h +1 / -0
this is literally 100% a real thing that's happened in 2024 :hmph:

  newport +1h +1 / -0
  It’s literally the exact same thing that happened in the 2020 election

    coned +1m +1 / -0
    did it happen in the 2020 election? i don't think it did. i don't think it happened in any election.

      newport +3m +1 / -0
      I’m sorry, I’m not sure what you’re trying to say. Do you mean that the 2020 election was free and fair, and that the 2024 election will be as well? Because that’s not true. Both elections were rigged by the Democrats to keep Trump out of office. They stole the 2020 election and they’re going to steal the 2024 election too. Trump is the only hope we have to save this country from the corrupt establishment. That’s why we need to vote for him in 2024. He’s the only one who can defeat the deep state and restore America to its former glory.

        coned +2m +1 / -0
        i don't know who the fuck you are but you sound like a retarded kid so... :talk2hand: i hope you grow out of it and stop being such a dumbass! :scoot:

          newport +1m +1 / -0
          You're a fucking retard if you don't believe the 2020 election was stolen. It's pretty obvious that the Democrats rigged the election to keep Trump out of office. They stole the election and they're going to steal the 2024 election too. Trump is the only hope we have to save this country from the corrupt establishment. That's why we need to vote for him in 2024.

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2022-05-19T20Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Foid gets a new pussy :marseyparty: but has to deal with the consequences :marseycry:
URL: {REDDIT: r/TrueOffMyChest i_got_a_new_vagina_and_it_came_with_a_mess_of}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
Imagine getting your asshole cut off to get a new gussy and still have to deal with the same issues. :marseydepressed:
COMMENTS:
iowa_hawkeye +14m +4 / -0
>41 comments
Not reading all that.

  newport +20m +1 / -0
  What, you don’t like the thought of a woman’s asshole being turned into a vagina? :marseydisagree:

    iowa_hawkeye +1m +1 / -0
    No.

  AntiJannieAktion +31m +1 / -0
  :marseyautism:

911roofer +29m +2 / -0
I’m going to post this in two hours and see if I can get people to take it seriously.

  newport +8m +2 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/post/68893/foid-gets-a-new-pussy-marseypartymarseypartymarseypartymarseypartymarseyparty-marseypartymarseypartymarseypartymarseypartymarseyparty-marseypartymarseypartymarseypartymarseypartymarseyparty-marseypartymarseypartymarseypartymarseypartymarseyparty-marseypartymarseypartymarseypartymarseypartymarseyparty-marseypartymarseypartymarseypartymarseypartymarseyparty-marseypartymarseypartymarseypartymarseypartymarseyparty-marseypartymarseypartymarseypartymarseypartymarseyparty-marseypartymarseypartymarseypartymarseypartymarseyparty-marseypartymarseypartymarseypartymarseypartymarseyparty

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-02-14T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseysoycrytremble: :marseysneed:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +22 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I saw this post on /pol/ and thought it was funny how a fag like him was complaining about getting a ban. I’m sure he’s a good person, and I’m sure you’ll all be as understanding as me.
COMMENTS:
peepeehands +1m +15 / -0
the absolute state of reddit jannies

  DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +7 / -0
  1000dc to the first person to get this guy unbanned

    peepeehands +1m +6 / -0
    i'll do it for 500

      DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1m +6 / -0
      {GIF}

        peepeehands +59s +6 / -0
        i'm not gonna do it for free just take your coins

          DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1m +6 / -0
          {IMG}

            peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
            can't do it for free but if you throw in some more coins i'll do it for you

              DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1m +4 / -0
              {IMG}

                peepeehands +1m +5 / -0
                {IMG}

                  DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +30s +4 / -0
                  :#marseykingcrown:

    BigBussyHunter +1m +4 / -0
    {GIF}

  aminobastard +1h +5 / -0
  {IMG}

  GT +9h +2 / -0
  :#marseyxd: it's not the people that believe it's real that are the problem it's the ones that do it for free

BigBussyHunter +2m +9 / -0
:marseyconfused:
Is this a racist dogwhistle? He sounds like he's talking about the Honkocaust

  newport +2m +11 /

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-02-17T14Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Do you think he’ll make it?
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +10 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
&&Yes&&
&&No&&
COMMENTS:
birdenthusiast +1m +3 / -0
:marseydepressed:

GubeRubenstein +13m +3 / -0
I think he would have been a great actor if he got some good roles and didn't get stuck playing the same character over and over again.

Cao_Cao +2h +2 / -0
{IMG}

birdenthusiast +13m +1 / -0
I’d love to be a fly on the wall in his last years. I bet he was constantly depressed and mentally ill :marseydepressed:

  newport +2h +1 / -0
  He was extremely depressed, and constantly self-medicated. He had a habit of doing coke before every job, and then never got any because he was so nervous. This lead to him not being able to keep a job, so he’d go on a bender and spend all his money. This was a cycle that lasted his whole life, and he died from cirrhosis of the liver.

    birdenthusiast +13m +1 / -0
    :marseydepressed:
    That’s so sad.

      newport +23m +2 / -0
      He was a real good guy, and a wonderful actor. He had an amazing career, and he was the best thing to happen to the movie industry in my opinion. He was a real person, and I wish I could’ve known him. He was a real person, and I wish I could’ve known him. He was a real person, and I wish I could’ve known him. He was a real person, and I wish I could’ve known him. He was a real person, and I wish I could’ve known him. He was a real person, and I wish I could’ve known him. He was a real person, and I wish I could’ve known him. He was a real person, and I wish I could’ve known him. He was a real person, and I wish I could’ve known him. He was

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2022-10-26T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Redditor has his first wife cheat on him, his second wife cheat on him, and his third wife cheat on him. He has a “great” relationship with his fourth wife, and is on his fifth wife. r/relationship_advice tells him to divorce her for cheating on him
URL: {REDDIT: r/relationship_advice my_wife_cheated_on_me_what_do_i_do}
VOTES: +13 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I know this is an unpopular opinion, but this is the exact time to leave. Leave her, and find someone who will be loyal to you.
> If you have kids, you can still be a dad.
> It's not your fault that she's a whore.
> Edit: It's clear this post was fake. I'm glad I got some of my points across.
> Edit 2: I'm leaving, but just wanted to say, I'm sorry that some of you are angry with me. I'm just saying that I think this is the right decision. I'm not trying to be mean or anything.
> I'm just saying that I think this is the right decision.
> I'm not trying to be mean or anything.
> I'm just saying that I think this is the right decision.
> I'm not trying to be mean or anything.
> I'm just saying that I think this is the right decision.
> I'm not trying to be mean or anything.
> I'm just saying that I think this is the right decision.
> I'm not trying to be mean or anything.
> I'm just saying that I think this is the right decision.
> I'm not trying to be mean or anything.
> I'm just saying that I think this is the right decision.
> I'm not trying to be mean or anything.
> I'm just saying that I think this is the right decision.
> I'm not trying to be mean or anything.
> I'm just saying that I think this is the right decision.
> I'm not trying to be mean or anything.
> I'm just saying that I think this is the right decision.
> I'm not trying to be mean or anything.
> I'm just saying that I think this is the right decision.
> I'm not trying to be mean or anything.
> I'm just saying that I

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-06-01T16Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Rdrama's most retarded user makes a 1500 word post about how he's a woman and a good person. Some of you are alright.
URL: /post/172488/rdrama-is-the-worst-thing-about/4202709#context
VOTES: +8 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I'm not even going to link the original post, it's just the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen in my life. I hope he at least posts his bussy to prove he's not a train.
COMMENTS:
Maximus +4m +4 / -0
> I'm not even going to link the original post, it's just the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen in my life.
:#marseynotes:

  newport +1m +3 / -0
  Oh, you're not a woman, well then have a nice day.

    Maximus +4m +4 / -0
    {IMG}

      newport +15m +2 / -0
      You can't see the link?

        Maximus +6m +3 / -0
        {IMG}

          newport +1m +2 / -0
          {IMG}

            Maximus +1m +4 / -0
            {IMG}

              newport +1m +3 / -0
              {IMG}

                Maximus +5m +3 / -0
                {IMG}

                  newport +1m +3 / -0
                  {IMG}

                    Maximus +48s +3 / -0
                    {IMG}

                      newport +3m +3 / -0
                      {IMG}

                        Maximus +1m +3 / -0
                        {IMG}

                          newport +1m +3 / -0
                          {IMG}

                            Maximus +32s +3 / -0
                            {IMG}

  newport +2m +3 / -0
  https://rdrama.net/post/172488/rdrama-is-the-worst-thing-about/4202709#context
  There's the link if you don't care about people's feelings. :marseyretard2:

    Maximus

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2022-08-17T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I got the jab and I'm feeling fine :marseyvaxmaxx:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +23 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
No symptoms yet, I'm going to bed now so I'll be sure to update you guys on my day tomorrow. I'm also the first to do it, so it's very important that you guys all follow my lead.
COMMENTS:
Proctologist +10m +12 / -0
I think I might have to take the unvaxxedpill after all. I’ve been feeling a bit lightheaded and dizzy all day.

  newport +1m +12 / -0
  Don’t worry bro, the fact you're feeling symptoms proves you're getting the jab. I was feeling the same as well but now I'm fine. Keep on the grind and you'll be feeling better soon.

    Proctologist +2m +9 / -0
    Thanks bro, I’m glad to hear it.
    I got a third shot 3 years ago, so hopefully that’s what’s causing the symptoms.

      newport +2m +9 / -0
      I'm sure that's what's causing it, but don't worry, it's not a problem. It's a side effect of the vaccine and it'll go away soon. I'm sure you'll be fine once you recover, just keep on the grind.

  DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +49m +1 / -0
  I have the same thing. It's probably just heatstroke from the vaccine

DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1h +4 / -0
Vaccinated people are like vampires. They can only be killed by decapitation or exposure to sunlight.

  newport +2m +2 / -0
  I'm not a vampire, I'm a human. I'm a human that's been given the power of a vampire. I'm not a vampire, I'm a human that's been given the power of a vampire. I'm not a vampire, I'm a human that's been given the power of a vampire.

    DWHITE_________DYNAMITE +1m +1 / -0
    :#marseyfacepalm:

      newport +3m

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-02-17T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2:
URL: {IMG}
VOTES: +165 / -4
USER AWARDS: []
BODY: N/A
COMMENTS:
Awoo +14m +64 / -0
Look at the train. It's so cute.
{IMG}

  X +2m +33 / -0
  :#marseytrain2pat:

    DrFateHoids +3m +28 / -0
    It's a train, it's not even a locomotive

      X +3m +46 / -0
      {IMG}

        DrFateHoids +6m +17 / -0
        :#marseyitsover:

      TheOverSeether +1h +9 / -0
      :#marseytrainpat:

  gnomed +5m +18 / -0
  :#marseytransplushie2:

    Awoo +1m +18 / -0
    :marseybooba:

  SpookyFartMan69 +6h +6 / -0
  So cute
  :marseyfingergoodjob:

  Cornball +11h +4 / -0
  The blueprints of this train must be worth a lot

DWHITE___________DYNAMITE +1h +24 / -0
Oh boy, I love the new improved 2009-era "look at me I'm a train" posts!
{IMG}

  Hansolf_Grettler +2h +14 / -0
  > 2009
  It's 2023 you know :marsey

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2022-11-06T03Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: Based and redpilled leaf says what we’re all thinking
URL: {REDDIT: r/AskCanada if_you_are_a_canadian_resident_what_is_the}
VOTES: +11 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> If you are a Canadian resident, what is the one thing you would like to change about Canada?
> I don't like the current state of the housing market. I'm not a homeowner but I'm an investor and I don't like the idea of investing in a market that's so inflated. The government needs to step in and try to fix this problem. I also would like to see the government get rid of the bullshit red tape that is holding back housing development in many communities.
This guy is getting downvoted hard and is even being attacked by the other leafs. I don’t know why, they’re literally just agreeing with him.
COMMENTS:
Hordofboars +4m +8 / -0
> The government needs to step in and try to fix this problem
What an idiot. We should let the government fix everything :marseyclueless:

  newport +2m +5 / -0
  These people are literally just making shit up. They have no idea how markets work, what the government does, or how housing works, but they do know how to scream at anyone who suggests there might be a problem.

    Hordofboars +2m +4 / -0
    It's not about the solutions, it's about the feeling of being heard :marseysmug2:

  JohnDevereaux +1h +2 / -0
  Just like the new stonetoss comic
  {IMG}

ABC +2m +5 / -0
> I don't like the current state of the housing market. I'm not a homeowner but I'm an investor and I don't like the idea of investing in a market that's so inflated.
>be investor
>be upset at inflated market
:marseyeyeroll2:

  newport +5m +6 / -0
  Redditors don’t understand the difference between an investor and a speculator. They think every investor is some guy with a big retirement fund who is just looking to retire in 5 years or so.
  It’s like they

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-06-10T17Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: We need a /h/femme hole
URL: N/A
VOTES: +19 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
As a bisexual man it is a constant struggle to find bi spaces that aren’t filled with trains. The only bi space I’ve found is r/bisexual, and while it’s great for finding cute twinks, it’s filled to the brim with trains. I’m not complaining, but I’m worried I’m missing out on all the feminine and femme women who are out there. I would like a hole to just share cute twinks and fems, as well as to find a community of like minded individuals.
COMMENTS:
FrozenChosen +7m +22 / -1
But I don’t want to see twinks

  newport +5m +14 / -0
  You’ve got the wrong hole then

  userturkey13 +14m +9 / -0
  Can you please send me a picture of your breasts

  Grue +31m +6 / -0
  :#marseymanysuchcases:

  _sus +3h +4 / -0
  :#marseyitsover:

  DestoryerCarbine +5h +3 / -0
  Femboy erasure

arseupwrongo +24m +12 / -0
> filled with trains
> it's great for finding cute twinks
Trains are twinks

Kangkrazy +11m +11 / -0
:#marseykingkrazy:what about a hole for king krazy?:#marseykingkrazy:

  newport +4m +10 / -0
  You should start /h/Kangkrazy

    Kangkrazy +1m +6 / -0
    :#marseykingkrazy:that sounds like a lot of work:#marseykingkrazy:

  Goomble +4h +2 / -0
  :#marseykingkrazy: @Goomble doesn't think trans lives matter :#marseykingkrazy:

Guzzy +35m +7 / -0
You are missing out on all the cutie twinks who are

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2024-10-01T18Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: The absolute state of the modern American man
URL: {REDDIT: r/AmIOverreacting aio_my_girlfriend_got_into_a_fight_with_her}
VOTES: +41 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
>My (M25) gf (F23) got into a fight with her family over her dad saying the n-word and it's been impacting our relationship. Should I break up with her?
>I'm not a fan of the n-word, and I've made sure to make her aware of this throughout the relationship. I'm not trying to be a dick about it, but I just don't like the word. Anyways, her dad is a huge racist and she's always been aware of this. Recently she told me that her dad used the n-word in an argument with a friend over something. I asked if she was sure, and she said she heard it herself. I was shocked, and I just assumed he was drunk. She told me she was just as shocked, and that she confronted him about it and he denied it.
>She called her family the next day and confronted her dad about it. Her dad started yelling at her about how she's always been a "little bitch" and how he never raised her right. He said she's "no better than the n-word" and that she's "not black enough to say the n-word." He also started making comments about her "black friends" and how they're always "acting up." He called her a "stupid n-word" and told her she's "not fit to be around black people." He also started making comments about her "black boyfriend" and how he's "not good enough for her." He called her a "stupid n-word" and told her she's "not fit to be around black people." He also started making comments about her "black boyfriend" and how he's "not good enough for her." He called her a "stupid n-word" and told her she's "not fit to be around black people." He also started making comments about her "black boyfriend" and how he's "not good enough for her." He called her a "stupid n-word" and told her she's "not fit to be around black people." He also started making comments about her "black boyfriend

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2024-02-09T06Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: :marseyblack: can’t fathom that he’s not owed a job
URL: {REDDIT: r/recruitinghell was_this_the_worst_interview_ever}
VOTES: +37 / -1
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
> I was looking for a job and this was my last resort. I applied to a website that I found online. I got an email that they wanted to interview me. I showed up and they told me they were hiring for a job as a “Business Analyst” for the HR department. I was like, “I don’t have experience with HR” and they said “it’s ok, just show up and do what you’re told.” I showed up and they handed me a piece of paper that said “duties” and it was a bunch of stuff like “go to the bathroom and wash your hands” and “don’t talk to the boss without permission” and “don’t take your phone to the bathroom.” I was like, “this is ridiculous” and they said “if you don’t like it, you can leave.” I left and never went back.
:#marseyxd:
> Maybe you’re the real business analyst and they didn’t realize it
>> LOL I don’t know about that. I’m not really sure what I’m doing in life right now.
>>> You’re a business analyst
>>> You’re the business analyst
>>> You are the business analyst
>>> You’re the business analyst
>>> You are the business analyst
>>> You’re the business analyst
>>> You are the business analyst
>>> You’re the business analyst
>>> You are the business analyst
>>> You’re the business analyst
>>> You are the business analyst
>>> You’re the business analyst
>>> You are the business analyst
>>> You’re the business analyst
>>> You are the business analyst
>>> You’re the business analyst
>>> You are the business analyst
>>> You’re the business analyst
>>> You are the business analyst
>>> You’re the business analyst
>>> You are the business analyst
>>> You’re the business analyst
>>> You are the business analyst
>>> You’re the business analyst
>>> You are the business analyst
>>> You’re the business analyst
>>> You are the business analyst
>>> You’re the business analyst
>>> You are the business analyst
>>> You’re

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2022-07-05T23Z
HOLE: N/A
TITLE: I just learned my new coworker is trans and I'm not sure what to do
URL: {REDDIT: r/trans i_just_learned_my_new_coworker_is_trans_and_im}
VOTES: +19 / -0
USER AWARDS: []
BODY:
I don't want to offend her and I'm not sure how I should refer to her. I don't know if I can bring up pronouns in an introduction. I don't know if I should correct her if she uses the wrong pronoun. I don't want to offend her if I accidentally use the wrong pronoun. I don't know how to refer to her in an email. I don't want to offend her if I accidentally use the wrong name. I don't know how to refer to her in a meeting. I don't want to offend her if I accidentally use the wrong pronoun. I don't know how to refer to her in a group chat. I don't want to offend her if I accidentally use the wrong pronoun. I don't know how to refer to her in a group email. I don't want to offend her if I accidentally use the wrong pronoun. I don't know how to refer to her in a group text. I don't want to offend her if I accidentally use the wrong pronoun. I don't know how to refer to her in a group call. I don't want to offend her if I accidentally use the wrong pronoun. I don't know how to refer to her in a group meeting. I don't want to offend her if I accidentally use the wrong pronoun. I don't know how to refer to her in a group chat. I don't want to offend her if I accidentally use the wrong pronoun. I don't know how to refer to her in a group email. I don't want to offend her if I accidentally use the wrong pronoun. I don't know how to refer to her in a group text. I don't want to offend her if I accidentally use the wrong pronoun. I don't know how to refer to her in a group call. I don't know how to refer to her in a group meeting. I don't want to offend her if I accidentally use the wrong pronoun. I don't know how to refer to her in a group chat. I don't want

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AUTHOR: newport
DATE: 2023-09-17T04Z
HOLE: chudrama
TITLE: :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :marseybased: based :m

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